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Move it, dorkus.
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Okay, I think you're next.
I'll take your ticket.
3
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Come right around this way.
Keep your back straight.
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Put your books down
on your lap.
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Now, look right up at the camera,
okay? Nice smile. Here we go.
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Let me focus right over here.
Okay. Get you in.
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That's good.
8
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Swing around this way
just a little bit, Gina.
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- It's Jenna.
- Look over here, Gina.
10
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It's Jenna!
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Oh, God.
12
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Oh, no.
13
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I've had enough already.
14
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Hey, Jenna.
15
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Matt, please. No more pictures.
16
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Come on. It's your 1 3th birthday.
We gotta document it.
17
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- Hi, Tom-Tom.
- Hey, Jenna.
18
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Hi, Beaver.
How's everything at the dam?
19
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- So how'd yours come out, Rink?
- Not so good.
20
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Yeah, mine aren't so hot either.
21
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- Tom-Tom, yours are great!
- Yours are the best.
22
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God, you're so photogenic.
23
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I'll meet you out front.
24
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Do whatever you want. It's not
like she needs a play-by-play.
25
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- Freakazoid.
- See you.
26
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Jenna, could I talk to you
a tiny sec?
27
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I told Chris Grandy me and the
Six Chicks were going to your party.
28
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- And he said he wanted to come with.
- Really?
29
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Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it,
because we really wanted to.
30
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- Didn't we, girls?
- Totally.
31
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- So, so much.
- We're so sorry.
32
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Miss Measly's up our butts
with this group project...
33
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... and Chris is gonna help us out...
34
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... so I guess he can't come either.
35
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- I could write your report for you.
- Fabuloso.
36
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You know, I can't believe
you invited those clones.
37
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They're my friends.
38
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Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
39
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Well, almost. And someday
I'm gonna be a Six Chick.
40
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There's six of them. That's the point.
There can't be a seventh Six Chick.
41
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It's just mathematically impossible.
42
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You're cooler than they are.
They're unoriginal.
43
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I don't wanna be original, Matty,
I wanna be cool.
44
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- Want some Razzles?
- Razzles are for kids.
45
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Exactly.
46
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- Arrivederci.
- Au revoir.
47
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- Hey, sweetie.
- Happy birthday!
48
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Tell us about your new
life as a teenager.
49
00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,724
What did you do?
Are you wearing a bra?
50
00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:11,770
- Go away!
- Oh, honey, what's wrong?
51
00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:14,439
Wayne. Self-image.
52
00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:18,443
- Jenna, it's going to be all right.
- It is not, Mom! Look at me!
53
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- This is not okay. This is fatal.
- It's not fatal, honey. It's realistic.
54
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I hate my life.
55
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You don't look like girls
in "Poise" magazine...
56
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... but you're beautiful
in your own way.
57
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I don't wanna be beautiful
in my own way.
58
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I wanna look like these people.
59
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Oh, those aren't people, honey.
Those are models.
60
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"Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the
30s are the best years of your life."
61
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I wanna be 30.
62
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Well, you will be, honey.
63
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But right now you're my
beautiful 13-year-old.
64
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- Happy birthday!
- Oh, my God.
65
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This is just part one of your present.
I got something else to give you later.
66
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What is it?
67
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You know how you always
wanted a Barbie Dream House?
68
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Well, I decided to make you
your own Jenna Dream House.
69
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- You made all this? Oh, Matty.
- Yeah.
70
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See, that's you in your bubble bath,
reading your favorite magazine.
71
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And there's your bedroom,
with a massive stereo...
72
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... and every record ever made.
73
00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:02,923
The good ones.
74
00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:08,554
And there's that bum Rick Springfield
loafing on the couch.
75
00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:14,017
And there I am, to make sure the
creep keeps his hands to himself.
76
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Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust.
77
00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:24,403
It says, "This wishing dust knows
what's in your heart of hearts.
78
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It'll make all your dreams
come true."
79
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They're here.
80
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What do we do?
81
00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:57,060
Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just
gonna put this away, okay?
82
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So there's room to dance.
83
00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,151
Put some music on.
84
00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:10,741
Dad, you promised you were
gonna stay upstairs. Go!
85
00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,788
Hi, guys. The party's downstairs.
86
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Fabuloso.
87
00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:16,807
- What is this?
- I'm not sure. It's Matt's.
88
00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:29,027
Sorry, Beave-head. Majority rules.
89
00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:34,449
Narrow, man.
Narrow, hopeless people.
90
00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,202
- Freak.
- Robot.
91
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,251
I'm gonna go next door
and get my Casio.
92
00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:47,754
Do whatever you want, Matt.
It's not like I need a play-by-play.
93
00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,675
See you, loser.
94
00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:59,349
Hey, I have an idea, girls.
95
00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:01,894
Let's play
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
96
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,521
You can go first,
because you're the birthday girl.
97
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,398
How does that one go, again?
98
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:10,360
Well, you go in the closet, and some
lucky guy's gonna go in there...
99
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:14,948
... and do whatever he wants
with you for seven whole minutes.
100
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,951
And guess who wants to go first.
101
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,995
- Who?
- Chris Grandy.
102
00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,623
- No way.
- Way.
103
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:33,091
Before I forget,
where's our project proposal?
104
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,427
- On the table.
- Thanks.
105
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:38,847
Remember, no peeking.
Keep that blindfold on.
106
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:43,352
And just so you know,
Chris loves going for second base.
107
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:58,784
Let's go. I think I can get
my brother to buy us some beer.
108
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:09,419
- I got the cheez doodles.
- Wait, give me that drink.
109
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,172
Thank you. Leave it, George.
Come on.
110
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:20,097
- What's going on?
- Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
111
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,578
I thought you weren't gonna come.
112
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,297
Where are you?
113
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:00,470
Oh, Chris.
114
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,641
- It's not Chris, it's Matt.
- What are you doing here?
115
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:08,687
- Where's Chris?
- He's gone. Everybody left.
116
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,692
- What'd you do?
- Nothing!
117
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:16,069
- Yes, you did!
- I just went to get my Casio!
118
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,906
- Get out!
- Wait! Jenna, let me talk to you!
119
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,491
- Get out! No!
- Jenna, please, just come out!
120
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,328
I hate you! I hate me!
I hate everybody!
121
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,498
- Jenna, what are you talking about?
- I wanna be 30!
122
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,918
Just let me play you this song, okay?
It'll make you feel better.
123
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:31,210
I wanna be 30.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
124
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:36,215
I wanna be 30.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
125
00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:40,427
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
126
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:45,599
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
127
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:50,646
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
128
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:54,233
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
129
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,121
Mom?
130
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,755
Mom?
131
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,261
Dad?
132
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,434
What is happening?
133
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:58,190
Oh, what is happening?
What is going on?
134
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:16,083
"Jenna Rink."
135
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:20,838
"Jenna Rink.
Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink."
136
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,840
I live here.
137
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:30,764
- Hi. Sorry we missed your call.
- Dad?
138
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,600
Well, not that sorry,
because we're in the Caribbean.
139
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:38,355
So we'll be back on the 18th,
so call us then. Have a good day.
140
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:41,692
You went on a cruise without me?
141
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:48,574
Oh, this is a dream.
This is a really weird dream.
142
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:12,598
- Hey, sweet bottom!
- Oh, my God.
143
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:24,151
I know you're there! And my parents
are totally gonna be home any minute!
144
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,779
Hey, where's the conditioner?
145
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:31,283
- You're naked!
- Well, not yet.
146
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,080
You could join me if you want.
147
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,959
Sweet bottom!
148
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,218
Can you hear that music?
149
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,970
Jenna? Can you hurry up
a little bit, please?
150
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,765
He made a commitment.
Jenna? Can you come over here?
151
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,809
I don't care if you have to
grab him by his testicles...
152
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,103
... I want him in New York
in 1 2 hours.
153
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,606
He needs to be at the party.
Hold on a second.
154
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,609
- Get in the car.
- I don't get in the car with strangers.
155
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,778
Get in the car.
We're gonna be late.
156
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:10,113
- I don't know you.
- Just get in the car.
157
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,783
- Not with strangers!
- You're being paranoid.
158
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:16,036
Sweet bottom! Don't make me
come down there and grab you.
159
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:19,873
Lucy Wyman. He has my number.
Could you please get in the car?
160
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,667
- Jenna!
- We are gonna be late.
161
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:26,380
Look, he made a commitment. He has
my number. My name is Lucy Wyman.
162
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:27,798
Just go away!
163
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:35,222
Honey, I know I'm your best friend,
but the slip dress is a little '97.
164
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:38,851
- Unless it's retro.
- Are you really my best friend?
165
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:42,271
- You're pregnant.
- Oh, no! Oh, my God, no!
166
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:45,482
Thank God. You scared me.
What did you do last night?
167
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:48,902
See, that's the thing. Something
really strange is happening.
168
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,780
I slept in an apartment
I've never seen before...
169
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:55,284
... and there was a naked man
in my shower and I saw his thingy.
170
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,077
Oh, God. Not his thingy.
171
00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:00,247
Driver, could you please pull over,
since we're here?
172
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,958
- Stop!
- Wait. I don't wanna get out of the--
173
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,170
I don't think you're listening.
Wait, hang on.
174
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,382
Wait, listen to me. I'm 1 3.
175
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:13,552
If you're gonna start lying about
your age, I'd go with 27.
176
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:17,222
Wait! I know it sounds strange,
but some weird dream is-- Like that!
177
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,433
Do you hear it? Did you hear that?
178
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,770
Would you stop being ridiculous?
It's probably just Richard.
179
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,941
- Who's Richard?
- You drink too much.
180
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,027
Richard, your boss.
181
00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:33,864
Brown, curly hair. British. Richard.
182
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:35,699
- Hello?
- Hey, sweet bottom.
183
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:40,245
You. You. Put on your pants
and stop calling me "sweet bottom."
184
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,498
- Look, baby--
- And get out of my house!
185
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:44,166
Who is that?
186
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,377
I don't know his name.
I don't know what's happening.
187
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:50,422
Okay, Jenna. Jenna.
Just calm down, okay?
188
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:55,177
We have a meeting in 1 0 minutes.
I'll tell you what to do. Repeat after me:
189
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:58,889
I am Jenna Rink,
bigtime magazine editor.
190
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:01,517
- I am?
- Repeat it.
191
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,646
I am Jenna Rink,
bigtime magazine editor.
192
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,064
I'm a tough bitch.
193
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:14,780
- Say it.
- I am a tough bitch.
194
00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:18,283
I'm gonna walk into that office,
I won't let anyone know I'm hung-over.
195
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,953
But that's not the point.
I'm not hung-over--
196
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:24,665
I'm gonna walk into that office
and not let anyone know I'm hung-over.
197
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:29,253
Because the future of "Poise"
depends on me.
198
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,922
"Poise"?
199
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,800
Oh, jeez.
200
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,890
"Poise" magazine. Thank you.
201
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,017
Good morning, Miss Rink,
Miss Wyman.
202
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,229
- Good morning. What's her name?
- Who cares?
203
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,232
Jenna. Please don't yell at me,
it's not my fault.
204
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,609
They need a decision right now.
205
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,903
- Just pick one.
- That one.
206
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,613
Love. Knew it. Genius.
207
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:59,408
Eminem's on the phone.
He wants a decision now.
208
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:01,785
Plain.
209
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,789
Peanut. Plain.
210
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:10,294
There's the dynamic duo! I trust my
executive editors are late again...
211
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,005
... because they were out
promoting us at parties.
212
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,883
- You got it, Richard.
- Richard. You're my boss.
213
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,510
That's right, baby.
Who's your daddy?
214
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:19,887
Wayne Rink.
215
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,264
Morning.
216
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:28,270
Two words: summer, Saint Barts.
217
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:31,148
Oh, you're not gonna go
to Fire Island this summer?
218
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:34,026
- Are you insinuating I'm gay?
- It's a joke.
219
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:46,121
Is there anything else you
need from me, Miss Rink?
220
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:51,001
You mean like a favor?
221
00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:53,795
Sure. Like a favor.
222
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,423
- I need to find this guy in New Jersey.
- Okay.
223
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,966
I have his number.
224
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:05,349
- Arlene, will you leave us, please?
- Sorry.
225
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,902
Jenna's a little hung-over today.
226
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,656
Rough.
227
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,158
Okay, children.
228
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:39,925
I wonder which one
Holly Housewife is going to go for.
229
00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:43,011
The 1 0th or the 1 1th secret?
230
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:56,358
Seven months in a row now
they scoop us.
231
00:21:56,525 --> 00:22:00,988
I mean, it's like they've got
"Sparkle"-cams hidden in all our walls.
232
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:04,199
Richard, we're installing passwords.
233
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,577
We're building firewalls
on all the computers.
234
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,996
- Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.
- Did you?
235
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:13,750
I guarantee she has friends
at "Sparkle". She always took notes.
236
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,420
- She was a secretary.
- Yeah, whatever.
237
00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:21,842
Our party tonight is now huge.
238
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:24,136
We need to make
an unequivocal statement...
239
00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:26,513
... that "Poise" is still hot
and happening.
240
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,975
Now, we need a newsstand
circ analysis done immediately.
241
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:33,979
I also strongly suggest we take apart
our F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B...
242
00:22:34,146 --> 00:22:37,316
... think about new heads, decks
and slugs. Jenna, what do you think?
243
00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:40,777
Can I go to the bathroom?
244
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:12,726
It's the naked guy.
245
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:26,657
"Jenna, girl, margaritas anytime.
Love you, Madonna."
246
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:30,160
I'm friends with Madonna?
247
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,753
Here are your messages.
248
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,089
And your mother called
from Barbados.
249
00:23:42,256 --> 00:23:44,591
My mom called?
I wish you'd told me.
250
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,969
Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink.
251
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:50,180
I thought you said never
to bother you with family calls.
252
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:53,642
- I did? I said that?
- Please don't fire me.
253
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:57,062
No, no, I won't. It's not your fault.
I forgot that I said that.
254
00:23:57,229 --> 00:23:59,231
Next time my mom calls,
let me know.
255
00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,899
Yes, ma'am.
256
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:04,862
Oh, I have that information
that you asked for.
257
00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:06,989
Matt!
258
00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:10,117
The phone number
you gave me was his parents'.
259
00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:13,745
I told them that I worked for Visa
and he's in a lot of trouble.
260
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:16,290
You lied to the Flamhaffs!
261
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:21,211
He's in the Village.
21 2 Bank Street, apartment 2B.
262
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:24,715
- Which village?
- The-- Greenwich Village.
263
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:27,509
Oh, right. Cool.
264
00:24:29,261 --> 00:24:31,513
Wait! Should I cancel
your 2:30 meeting?
265
00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:37,436
Sorry.
266
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:41,231
Excuse me?
267
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:43,650
Sir?
268
00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:48,071
Hello?
269
00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:16,808
Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah.
270
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:19,186
Hi, this is Jenna
and I'm looking for Matt.
271
00:25:19,478 --> 00:25:22,648
I don't know if you're him,
but if you lived on Spruce Street...
272
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:26,485
... and if your favorite shirt is a gray
velour one, I need to speak to you.
273
00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:30,656
Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what?
I got none of that.
274
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:35,285
If you're here from Ming Gardens,
ring twice. If not, I really don't want it.
275
00:25:43,544 --> 00:25:46,004
You're not Chinese.
276
00:25:46,255 --> 00:25:48,715
- Matt?
- Yeah.
277
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:54,179
You're tall. You're different.
278
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:58,225
- Yeah.
- You don't know me?
279
00:25:58,392 --> 00:26:00,727
That's weird, because
yesterday you were there.
280
00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:03,272
No, it wasn't yesterday,
because I'm not 13.
281
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:05,566
- Jenna.
- Yes!
282
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,527
- Jenna Rink.
- Yes! Matt, it's me!
283
00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:18,871
- Hey.
- Oh, Matty!
284
00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:20,873
Come on in.
285
00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:27,838
You still take pictures?
286
00:26:28,005 --> 00:26:31,842
Yeah. You know, it pays the bills.
287
00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:34,178
Hey, Jenna, what are--?
Why are you here?
288
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:38,015
Matty, I told you. Something
really weird is happening.
289
00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:41,351
Yesterday was my 1 3th birthday
and then....
290
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,146
And then today I woke up
and I'm this.
291
00:26:44,313 --> 00:26:47,191
And you-- I mean, you're that.
You get it?
292
00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:52,070
Are you high? You been smoking pot?
Doing X? Falling into a K-hole?
293
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:57,075
- Are you doing drugs?
- No. No. Look...
294
00:26:57,242 --> 00:27:01,580
... I was sitting in my closet
and I skipped everything.
295
00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:04,875
I mean, it's like a weird dream.
I can't remember my life.
296
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,002
You need to help me
remember my life.
297
00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:09,421
- Me? I can't do that.
- Why not?
298
00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:13,175
I don't know anything
about you, all right?
299
00:27:13,342 --> 00:27:16,178
I haven't seen you since high school.
300
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:20,891
- What?
- We're not friends anymore, Jenna.
301
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:24,770
- Matty, you're my best friend.
- No.
302
00:27:27,231 --> 00:27:29,733
Okay. It's cool.
303
00:27:30,734 --> 00:27:32,653
- It's cool.
- Is it warm in here?
304
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:36,573
It's-- Maybe I should open
a window.
305
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:39,910
I need fresh air and a glass
of water and a fluffy pillow.
306
00:27:40,077 --> 00:27:43,247
Have a seat. I'll get you some--
You want a glass of water?
307
00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:45,999
- You want ice in that?
- I want a fluffy pillow!
308
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:49,253
A fluffy pillow, coming right up.
Sorry.
309
00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,715
You all right?
310
00:27:56,009 --> 00:28:00,848
Jenna, I think you should go back to
your apartment. I'll help you find it.
311
00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:06,812
We went separate ways. We went
to different colleges, different careers.
312
00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:10,065
Well, what about Christmas?
Didn't you wanna see me then?
313
00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:14,653
I think I saw you through a frosted
window once, six years ago.
314
00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:17,030
- Six years ago?
- Yeah.
315
00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:19,283
Wasn't I home last Christmas?
316
00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:22,703
I don't know. Doesn't your crowd
do Saint Barts for Christmas?
317
00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:24,663
I don't know.
318
00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:27,082
Is this you?
319
00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:31,253
Yeah. This is where I live now.
320
00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:40,596
Okay, so nice seeing you.
321
00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:44,725
Good luck.
322
00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:49,021
- Okay?
- Okay.
323
00:28:49,188 --> 00:28:52,107
- Bye.
- Bye.
324
00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:57,529
Matt.
325
00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:00,991
Who is Saint Bart?
326
00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:12,211
The most depressing years of my life.
Our high school yearbook.
327
00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:13,837
Matt, was I a Six Chick?
328
00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:16,673
Yeah, you were pretty
much their leader.
329
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:23,055
There's Tom-Tom. I wonder
what happened to her.
330
00:29:23,222 --> 00:29:27,059
Last I heard, you were still good
friends. I think you even work together.
331
00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:30,062
Lucy. Oh, my God, yes.
332
00:29:30,229 --> 00:29:34,358
She's Lucy Wyman now.
She looks so different.
333
00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:38,695
Yeah, she's pretty big into the
whole plastic surgery movement.
334
00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:41,532
- I was the prom queen.
- Yep.
335
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:45,369
- And I went with Chris Grandy.
- Yep.
336
00:29:45,536 --> 00:29:49,706
Oh, this is incredible. I can't believe it.
I got everything I ever wanted.
337
00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:53,794
Yeah, Jenna, you got it all.
Congratulations.
338
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,048
It's your phone.
339
00:30:05,681 --> 00:30:07,975
- Hello?
- Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm...
340
00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:10,477
... your limousine pickup
for 8:30 this evening.
341
00:30:10,644 --> 00:30:14,273
My-- Yes, my limousine for 8:30.
342
00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:16,942
I will be prepared to take
my ride at that time.
343
00:30:17,109 --> 00:30:19,236
Oh, can you tell me where
I'm going?
344
00:30:19,403 --> 00:30:23,657
- The Palace, 27 Wall Street.
- Thank you.
345
00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:27,327
I'm going to a party in a limo!
346
00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:32,541
Great. Looks like you're back to your
old self. I should probably go.
347
00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:36,128
- You don't wanna go to the party?
- No, I gotta work. Thanks.
348
00:30:36,295 --> 00:30:38,630
Shoot, I forgot you have a job.
349
00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:41,758
- It's kind of cool we both have jobs.
- Totally.
350
00:30:41,967 --> 00:30:46,388
Well, if you decide you want to come,
it's gonna be fun. 27 Wall Street.
351
00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:49,892
Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna.
Bye-bye.
352
00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:52,186
Matt.
353
00:30:53,312 --> 00:30:57,149
- Yeah.
- What if this isn't just a dream?
354
00:30:57,858 --> 00:31:01,028
What if what I wished for
actually happened?
355
00:31:01,904 --> 00:31:05,824
Then you got everything you ever
wanted. You might as well enjoy it.
356
00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:09,119
All right, Jenna.
357
00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:16,668
- Matty.
- Yeah.
358
00:31:17,503 --> 00:31:20,506
- Arrivederci.
- I'll see you.
359
00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:23,217
- Matt.
- Yeah.
360
00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:25,928
Au revoir.
361
00:33:00,105 --> 00:33:03,817
- I'm Jenna, by the way.
- Yeah, I know. I'm Becky.
362
00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:06,028
How old are you, anyway?
363
00:33:06,195 --> 00:33:08,864
- Thirteen.
- Me too.
364
00:33:09,198 --> 00:33:11,283
Used to be.
365
00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:16,205
Why are you talking to me?
366
00:33:16,705 --> 00:33:20,709
- Why not? We are neighbors, right?
- But you usually ignore me.
367
00:33:23,504 --> 00:33:27,090
- I like your shoes.
- Thanks.
368
00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:28,509
I like your dress.
369
00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:32,179
It's because I've got these
incredible boobs to fill it out.
370
00:33:34,598 --> 00:33:36,099
- I like your bag.
- Thanks.
371
00:33:36,308 --> 00:33:39,144
You should come by sometime.
I've got a zillion of them.
372
00:33:39,311 --> 00:33:42,356
- Really?
- Yeah, it'd be totally cool.
373
00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:44,733
Hey, Becky?
374
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:48,195
- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah, sure.
375
00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:51,698
Can you tell I'm wearing underwear?
Because I totally am.
376
00:33:51,865 --> 00:33:55,410
I think that's kind of the point.
377
00:34:19,351 --> 00:34:22,229
Try it. It's soft-shell crab.
378
00:34:35,242 --> 00:34:36,827
Thanks.
379
00:34:50,007 --> 00:34:51,300
Hi, Tom-Tom.
380
00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:54,553
Oh, God, no one's called me that
since I had my nose job.
381
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,681
- You had a nose job?
- Yeah, and yours is better.
382
00:34:57,848 --> 00:35:00,100
Anything to drink, ladies?
383
00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:04,188
- An apple martini.
- Can I have a lemonade, please?
384
00:35:04,354 --> 00:35:08,442
Oh, wait. Make it
a piña colada, not virgin.
385
00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:10,819
Do you wanna see my ID?
Totally have it.
386
00:35:10,986 --> 00:35:12,738
There you two are.
387
00:35:12,905 --> 00:35:15,782
Lucy, very nice.
388
00:35:15,949 --> 00:35:17,993
Sort of a dangerous mermaid look.
389
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,205
And you.... Barbie meets Britney.
390
00:35:21,371 --> 00:35:23,540
You look just
"scrum-didlee-umpcious"!
391
00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:25,584
I know. I mean, thank you.
392
00:35:25,751 --> 00:35:28,837
Everybody Wang Chung tonight,
right?
393
00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:33,425
Here you go.
394
00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:39,223
Thank you.
395
00:35:40,265 --> 00:35:43,018
- I'm sorry, it's late.
- We're keeping you up, are we?
396
00:35:43,185 --> 00:35:45,646
It's only 1 1 :00. Stay a while.
397
00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:56,240
It's 11:00 on a school night
and I'm at a party. It's so cool.
398
00:35:56,448 --> 00:36:00,035
It's 11:00 and people are leaving.
This is a disaster.
399
00:36:00,202 --> 00:36:01,662
It is?
400
00:36:01,829 --> 00:36:04,665
Speaking of disasters,
what is she doing here?
401
00:36:04,832 --> 00:36:07,251
- Who?
- "Sparkle's" editor in chief, Trish Sackett.
402
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,920
Twelve o'clock and headed our way.
403
00:36:11,129 --> 00:36:15,509
Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling
like hotcakes. How's yours doing?
404
00:36:15,676 --> 00:36:19,763
My God, are things so bad you had
to come to our party to eat free food?
405
00:36:19,972 --> 00:36:21,974
Put some crab
in your purse for later.
406
00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:25,811
You might want to keep some
of that biting wit for your magazine.
407
00:36:25,978 --> 00:36:29,147
Or you could change the name
to something more appropriate...
408
00:36:29,314 --> 00:36:33,652
... like "Poison" or "Pitiful".
Whatever's more pathetic.
409
00:36:33,819 --> 00:36:35,320
You know what?
410
00:36:35,487 --> 00:36:40,701
You are rude and mean and sloppy
and frizzy. I don't like you at all.
411
00:36:41,076 --> 00:36:43,579
Well, fortunately,
I don't care about being liked.
412
00:36:43,745 --> 00:36:46,123
- I care about winning.
- This is delicious.
413
00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:50,669
Ladies.
414
00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:59,136
Do I smell?
415
00:36:59,303 --> 00:37:01,263
Do I have bad breath?
416
00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:06,226
- Am I malodorous in any way?
- No.
417
00:37:06,685 --> 00:37:10,189
People seem to be running for the exit
like someone set off a stink bomb.
418
00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:11,607
I don't smell anything.
419
00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:13,984
I think he means
the party is a stinker.
420
00:37:14,151 --> 00:37:18,614
A dud. A flop. A zero
on a scale of one to 1 0.
421
00:37:19,781 --> 00:37:21,825
Maybe if somebody
played something else.
422
00:37:21,992 --> 00:37:24,453
- Something with a melody.
- Play whatever you want.
423
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:29,124
All I know is if those people don't
start dancing really, really soon....
424
00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:33,045
Here's to early retirement.
425
00:38:49,246 --> 00:38:51,123
Matty! Matty, come here.
426
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,420
- Hey.
- Matty, come here.
427
00:38:56,587 --> 00:38:58,630
"Thriller." Matty.
428
00:38:58,797 --> 00:39:01,758
Me? No, no, no, no.
Take that thing away.
429
00:39:02,176 --> 00:39:04,887
- "Thriller." Come on.
- No way.
430
00:39:05,053 --> 00:39:06,972
Come on, man! Go!
431
00:39:07,764 --> 00:39:09,141
Jenna, no way.
432
00:39:09,308 --> 00:39:11,101
Come on, let's go.
433
00:39:11,268 --> 00:39:12,936
I don't remember those moves.
434
00:39:13,103 --> 00:39:16,732
I haven't done this in 1 5 years.
What are you, crazy?
435
00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:25,449
Tear it up, dude!
436
00:39:32,539 --> 00:39:34,833
- Come on, Matty.
- All right, all right.
437
00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:40,672
Okay, here we go.
438
00:39:57,189 --> 00:39:59,274
Go, Arlene!
439
00:40:04,363 --> 00:40:06,573
Come on, let's go!
Let's go, Jenna!
440
00:40:31,139 --> 00:40:33,308
Go, Richard!
441
00:40:52,411 --> 00:40:55,706
- Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go.
- What do you--?
442
00:40:55,873 --> 00:40:58,417
- I'm sorry.
- Wait. Don't.
443
00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:00,794
Matt.
444
00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:04,548
Groove on, baby!
445
00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:12,222
I adore you!
446
00:41:35,204 --> 00:41:39,500
- Miss, wait! Miss, wait!
- Your credit card. Your credit card!
447
00:42:20,165 --> 00:42:22,668
- Thank you.
- To being 30.
448
00:42:22,835 --> 00:42:25,712
- I've decided it's gonna be awesome.
- Of course it is.
449
00:42:25,879 --> 00:42:29,299
You're thin, you're hot, you can
get any guy you want, "biatch."
450
00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:33,303
Not to mention, biatch, the hottest
magazine editor in the world.
451
00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:35,138
Second hottest.
452
00:42:35,764 --> 00:42:37,391
- Tied for first?
- Deal.
453
00:42:38,684 --> 00:42:41,019
And speaking of hot....
454
00:42:41,186 --> 00:42:45,232
Mr. Hotty behind you is totally
scamming on you right now.
455
00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:58,620
He is not. He's totally cute.
456
00:42:58,787 --> 00:43:01,540
- Should I go talk to him?
- You're not married.
457
00:43:05,711 --> 00:43:07,296
Good.
458
00:43:17,014 --> 00:43:18,557
Hi.
459
00:43:20,601 --> 00:43:22,895
Could I borrow your ketchup?
460
00:43:23,061 --> 00:43:24,730
Sure.
461
00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:29,902
I actually came over here...
462
00:43:30,068 --> 00:43:32,321
... because I think you're really cute.
463
00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:38,076
- So do you wanna go out sometime?
- Yeah. Can you drive?
464
00:43:38,243 --> 00:43:42,206
Time to go. What, do you wanna
go to jail? I meant that guy.
465
00:43:42,414 --> 00:43:44,166
The man? Oh, gross.
466
00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:48,086
No more daiquiris for you tonight.
467
00:43:48,253 --> 00:43:51,089
You can never find a taxi
in this neighborhood.
468
00:43:51,256 --> 00:43:53,926
Oh, my God. It's the naked man.
469
00:43:54,092 --> 00:43:56,595
- Hey, beautiful.
- He thinks I'm beautiful?
470
00:43:56,762 --> 00:44:01,141
- Well, he should. He's your boyfriend.
- My boyfriend?
471
00:44:02,935 --> 00:44:05,562
Why is that lady asking
for my boyfriend's autograph?
472
00:44:05,771 --> 00:44:07,022
Thank you so much.
473
00:44:07,189 --> 00:44:09,233
He may not be
the best New York Ranger...
474
00:44:09,399 --> 00:44:11,527
... but he's the Ranger
with the best ass.
475
00:44:13,445 --> 00:44:14,696
Jenna?
476
00:44:15,322 --> 00:44:17,699
- Oh, my God. Matt. Hi!
- Hey.
477
00:44:18,534 --> 00:44:20,577
How are you?
478
00:44:21,161 --> 00:44:23,914
I'm sorry about the other night.
479
00:44:24,081 --> 00:44:27,543
- Beaver, is that you?
- Hey, Tom-Tom. How are you?
480
00:44:27,709 --> 00:44:29,837
You lost all your baby fat.
481
00:44:30,003 --> 00:44:33,799
- How does the Beave stay warm?
- Yeah, it's good to see you again too.
482
00:44:33,966 --> 00:44:36,677
I almost didn't recognize you.
Did you get a nose job?
483
00:44:36,844 --> 00:44:39,263
I can't believe you're here.
What're you doing?
484
00:44:39,429 --> 00:44:43,767
I'm-- I'm actually-- I'm doing
some shopping with my....
485
00:44:43,934 --> 00:44:46,144
Jenna, this is Wendy, my fiancée.
486
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,149
- I'm Jenna.
- Matt told me about...
487
00:44:50,315 --> 00:44:53,986
... his blast from the past.
It was really sweet of you to stop by.
488
00:44:54,153 --> 00:44:57,364
Matty's the sweet one. I don't know
what I'd have done without him.
489
00:44:57,531 --> 00:45:00,325
- I'm sure you'll be fine.
- Are you a photographer too?
490
00:45:00,492 --> 00:45:03,328
I see you guys have spent
so much time talking about me.
491
00:45:03,495 --> 00:45:05,831
- Wendy's an anchorwoman.
- Anchorperson.
492
00:45:05,998 --> 00:45:08,834
I do the weather for WWEN
in Chicago.
493
00:45:09,001 --> 00:45:12,838
Matt and I were just talking about him
finally joining me in the Windy City.
494
00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:17,676
- You're moving to Chicago?
- We were just discu--
495
00:45:17,843 --> 00:45:20,179
We haven't really--
Is that Alex Carlson?
496
00:45:20,345 --> 00:45:23,182
Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm late.
497
00:45:23,348 --> 00:45:24,683
Well, hi.
498
00:45:25,642 --> 00:45:27,352
- Hey. Who are you folks?
- Hey.
499
00:45:27,519 --> 00:45:31,023
I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt
and this is his friend, Wendy.
500
00:45:31,190 --> 00:45:37,321
- Fiancée.
- Right. So weird. And this is....
501
00:45:38,363 --> 00:45:41,867
You're Alex Carlson. Nice to meet you.
You're a great hockey player.
502
00:45:42,034 --> 00:45:43,535
- I'm a big fan.
- Thank you.
503
00:45:43,702 --> 00:45:48,207
You want me to sign your shirt or
your forehead? Now, I don't do butts.
504
00:45:49,291 --> 00:45:50,709
I'm just joshing you. Sorry.
505
00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:54,963
I crack a lot of jokes after we win, on
account of I'm in such a good mood.
506
00:45:57,841 --> 00:46:00,928
Okay, well, we should
probably get going.
507
00:46:01,094 --> 00:46:03,597
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to see you folks.
508
00:46:03,764 --> 00:46:06,892
Nice to see you folks. Bye.
509
00:46:10,687 --> 00:46:13,065
You mind if I steal her
from you for the night?
510
00:46:13,398 --> 00:46:16,360
Nope. I actually had my eye
on something better inside...
511
00:46:16,527 --> 00:46:19,988
... so I'll see you guys later.
Have a good night.
512
00:46:20,155 --> 00:46:22,866
Excuse me one second. Lucy?
513
00:46:24,868 --> 00:46:27,287
Should I go to his place alone?
514
00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:31,708
Yeah. Why not?
Go play. You deserve it.
515
00:46:31,917 --> 00:46:34,753
Play. You mean
like games and stuff?
516
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:41,301
Yeah, games. All kinds of games.
517
00:46:53,689 --> 00:46:56,066
I couldn't wait to see you tonight.
518
00:46:57,401 --> 00:46:59,278
You wanna play a game?
519
00:46:59,444 --> 00:47:02,447
- Do you have Battleship?
- Yeah, I have Battleship.
520
00:47:02,614 --> 00:47:05,534
I'll show you my destroyer.
521
00:47:05,701 --> 00:47:09,580
- I call the red board.
- Well, I call the blue board.
522
00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:19,882
What?
523
00:47:24,386 --> 00:47:27,389
Okay. I know. I forgot.
524
00:47:29,975 --> 00:47:32,144
I owe you one raunchy striptease.
525
00:47:42,988 --> 00:47:44,615
Oh, God.
526
00:47:45,407 --> 00:47:47,826
Oh, gross.
527
00:47:53,749 --> 00:47:59,338
Who's got the moves
on the ice and off the ice, ice, baby?
528
00:47:59,505 --> 00:48:03,842
Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see
that thing again. Put it away.
529
00:48:04,009 --> 00:48:05,844
Put it away!
530
00:48:06,011 --> 00:48:08,055
God.
531
00:48:13,602 --> 00:48:17,648
We can play Monopoly!
We can play Parcheesi!
532
00:48:18,732 --> 00:48:21,360
He didn't have Battleship.
He didn't have any games.
533
00:48:21,527 --> 00:48:23,070
Boys are so stupid.
534
00:48:23,237 --> 00:48:25,948
Becky, it's even worse than you think.
535
00:48:26,114 --> 00:48:28,742
How come the ones
that you like never like you?
536
00:48:28,909 --> 00:48:33,205
Well, you have to fight for what
you want. Rule number one:
537
00:48:33,372 --> 00:48:35,624
Love is a battlefield.
538
00:48:35,791 --> 00:48:39,920
That's deep. Really deep.
539
00:48:40,087 --> 00:48:43,882
- Good luck with fractions.
- Have fun at work.
540
00:48:45,551 --> 00:48:47,636
To the office, Tom.
541
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,266
"Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm."
542
00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:53,308
"Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm."
543
00:48:54,226 --> 00:48:57,855
- I didn't know there were 57.
- "T ouch-her-there underwear."
544
00:48:58,063 --> 00:49:00,232
No.
545
00:49:00,399 --> 00:49:02,818
"He loves you, but...."
546
00:49:02,985 --> 00:49:05,404
- "He loves your butt."
- Yes.
547
00:49:05,571 --> 00:49:08,282
- "He lies, he cheats...
- So typical.
548
00:49:08,448 --> 00:49:11,410
... what are you doing wrong?"
549
00:49:15,414 --> 00:49:19,793
There's no easy way of saying this,
so I'm just gonna come out with it.
550
00:49:22,045 --> 00:49:25,632
The circs are in.
Our numbers are dismal.
551
00:49:25,799 --> 00:49:31,180
We're below 600,000 total circulation.
"Sparkle" is closing in on a million.
552
00:49:31,346 --> 00:49:37,436
I've come off the phone with corporate
and they have dropped the R word.
553
00:49:37,603 --> 00:49:39,730
Redesign?
554
00:49:39,938 --> 00:49:41,773
Redesign "Poise"?
555
00:49:41,940 --> 00:49:44,568
Wait. "Sparkle" copies everything
we come up with...
556
00:49:44,735 --> 00:49:46,904
... and we have to redesign?
That's bullshit.
557
00:49:47,112 --> 00:49:53,035
Well, either we redesign and bring up
our numbers or they pull the plug.
558
00:49:53,202 --> 00:49:55,579
Richard, redesign is a death sentence.
559
00:49:55,746 --> 00:49:59,541
No, it's not. It's a chance
to have some fun.
560
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:04,880
Let "Sparkle" have all our
secondhand, stale, grody ideas.
561
00:50:05,047 --> 00:50:07,758
We'll open up the F.O.B.,
overhaul the B.O.B.
562
00:50:07,966 --> 00:50:11,053
It's time for us to prove
we have some poise left.
563
00:50:11,220 --> 00:50:16,225
Well, I shall be leaving it
to my dynamic duo...
564
00:50:16,391 --> 00:50:18,894
... to come up with something
utterly fabulous.
565
00:50:20,604 --> 00:50:25,317
We have two weeks,
four hours and 30 minutes.
566
00:50:25,984 --> 00:50:29,112
- I have your urgent messages.
- Let's hear them.
567
00:50:29,279 --> 00:50:31,448
Well, okay.
568
00:50:31,657 --> 00:50:34,326
Emily Pratt called
and wanted me to tell you:
569
00:50:34,493 --> 00:50:38,372
"I can't believe you scooped my story
on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch.
570
00:50:38,539 --> 00:50:40,791
That was a new level
of sleaze, even for you.
571
00:50:40,999 --> 00:50:43,335
I hope you die in one
of her casual pantsuits."
572
00:50:43,502 --> 00:50:46,463
Oh, my God, that was so mean.
573
00:50:46,672 --> 00:50:50,884
Miss Lewis called. She said,
"I hope you choke on your own bile...
574
00:50:51,051 --> 00:50:55,013
... you pretentious, conniving snake."
575
00:50:55,180 --> 00:50:57,474
- Maybe I should read them myself.
- Good.
576
00:50:57,641 --> 00:51:00,102
Oh, great.
577
00:51:04,314 --> 00:51:07,276
- Miss Rink's line.
- Put that little bitch on the phone now.
578
00:51:07,442 --> 00:51:10,237
Please don't take that tone.
I'm just her assistant.
579
00:51:10,404 --> 00:51:11,655
Tell her to call Todd.
580
00:51:12,865 --> 00:51:18,120
"Sweet bottom, you seem uptight.
Let me come over and give you my...."
581
00:51:26,295 --> 00:51:29,089
- Yes.
- Alex is on line one, Miss Rink.
582
00:51:29,256 --> 00:51:33,093
Oh, gag me. Can you
please tell him I'm busy?
583
00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:37,014
Okay, but he wants to know
what time would be good for dinner.
584
00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:40,559
How about in 1 0 zillion years?
Ask him how that works.
585
00:51:40,726 --> 00:51:44,021
- Okay, I'll ask.
- Okay.
586
00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:50,360
- Yeah?
- I'm sorry to bother you again.
587
00:51:50,527 --> 00:51:52,821
- Pete Hansen is here to see you.
- Who?
588
00:51:52,988 --> 00:51:56,283
Tracy from the
art department's husband.
589
00:51:56,909 --> 00:51:59,244
Oh, okay. Sure.
590
00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:14,384
I was just dropping off Tracy's lunch,
thought I'd say hello.
591
00:52:16,929 --> 00:52:20,182
You brought Tracy her lunch?
That's so sw--
592
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,521
What are you doing?
593
00:52:25,687 --> 00:52:27,439
What's wrong, pooky?
594
00:52:27,606 --> 00:52:29,316
"Pooky"?
595
00:52:29,483 --> 00:52:33,028
Pukey. You're married,
and to a girl I work with.
596
00:52:33,195 --> 00:52:37,074
Well, that didn't stop us from rattling
some desk drawers loose last week.
597
00:52:37,449 --> 00:52:41,537
So come on.
Lie down and take a memo.
598
00:52:50,128 --> 00:52:54,174
Listen, hire the best photographer,
and I don't want Jenna to find out.
599
00:52:54,341 --> 00:52:56,343
- No. Roger that.
- Okay?
600
00:52:56,510 --> 00:53:00,472
God, what is up with her lately,
anyway? I mean, she seems so lost.
601
00:53:00,639 --> 00:53:04,101
I have no idea. I'm getting
so sick of having her around...
602
00:53:04,309 --> 00:53:06,603
... with this crazy new act
she has going on.
603
00:53:06,770 --> 00:53:09,815
You know how she stole
Charlotte's idea and then fired her?
604
00:53:09,982 --> 00:53:12,317
I say we go ahead
with our own presentation...
605
00:53:12,484 --> 00:53:14,278
... and let her fall on her ass.
606
00:53:14,444 --> 00:53:16,613
Oh, God, yeah.
607
00:53:47,978 --> 00:53:50,522
Okay, you're not Cajun.
608
00:53:52,399 --> 00:53:55,611
- Wanna go for a walk?
- Sure.
609
00:54:03,035 --> 00:54:05,329
I still can't believe
you're getting married.
610
00:54:05,496 --> 00:54:08,290
In two weeks.
611
00:54:10,876 --> 00:54:13,837
Is she your soul mate, Wendy?
612
00:54:14,796 --> 00:54:19,927
My soul mate? I don't know if I believe
in those. I think that's kind of naive.
613
00:54:20,469 --> 00:54:24,515
But you get goose bumps
when you're around her...
614
00:54:24,723 --> 00:54:26,725
... and butterflies?
615
00:54:26,892 --> 00:54:32,022
No, I haven't gotten crazy like that
about a girl since high school.
616
00:54:32,606 --> 00:54:34,608
Matty.
617
00:54:37,236 --> 00:54:39,696
What--? What happened to us?
618
00:54:39,905 --> 00:54:42,366
I mean, how come
we never stayed friends?
619
00:54:44,701 --> 00:54:46,578
I don't know. I forget.
620
00:54:46,745 --> 00:54:49,122
No, what happened?
621
00:54:50,499 --> 00:54:54,044
I don't know. I can pretty much
peg it to your 1 3th birthday party...
622
00:54:54,253 --> 00:54:56,880
... when you were playing that game.
Spin the Rapist?
623
00:54:57,047 --> 00:54:59,174
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Everybody ditched.
624
00:54:59,341 --> 00:55:01,677
And that is the last thing I remember.
625
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:05,389
We don't have to get into this.
It's a long time ago.
626
00:55:05,556 --> 00:55:08,517
- It really doesn't matter anymore.
- It matters to me.
627
00:55:08,684 --> 00:55:10,644
Just tell me.
628
00:55:13,939 --> 00:55:15,482
You came out of the closet...
629
00:55:15,649 --> 00:55:18,986
... and I started to sing
my birthday song to you.
630
00:55:19,153 --> 00:55:22,197
And then you picked up
and threw at me...
631
00:55:22,364 --> 00:55:24,408
... with impressive force, I might add...
632
00:55:24,575 --> 00:55:27,995
... the dream house that I spent
three weeks building for you.
633
00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:31,331
And then you just stopped
being my friend...
634
00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:35,419
... and you never spoke to me
again after that, ever.
635
00:55:38,881 --> 00:55:41,091
I'm so sorry.
636
00:55:41,633 --> 00:55:44,678
Forget it, Jenna. It was a long
time ago. It doesn't matter.
637
00:55:44,845 --> 00:55:48,390
Matt, stop being so nice to me.
I don't deserve it.
638
00:55:50,058 --> 00:55:52,102
Do you know what
kind of person I am now?
639
00:55:52,269 --> 00:55:55,189
Do you know who I am right now? I....
640
00:55:57,357 --> 00:56:00,194
I don't have any real friends. I....
641
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,322
I did something bad
with a married guy.
642
00:56:03,489 --> 00:56:06,408
I don't talk to my mom and dad.
643
00:56:07,201 --> 00:56:10,204
I'm not a nice person.
And the thing is...
644
00:56:11,788 --> 00:56:13,957
... I'm not 13 anymore.
645
00:56:18,504 --> 00:56:20,339
Jenna.
646
00:56:36,855 --> 00:56:38,774
Behind you.
647
00:58:12,117 --> 00:58:14,912
Oh, it's good to be home.
648
00:58:24,463 --> 00:58:26,298
- Daddy.
- Jenna?
649
00:58:26,465 --> 00:58:28,884
What in the world?
650
00:58:29,801 --> 00:58:31,803
- Sweetheart.
- I missed you guys so much.
651
00:58:31,970 --> 00:58:34,389
Are you all right?
652
00:59:38,328 --> 00:59:40,539
Mom.
653
00:59:41,206 --> 00:59:44,168
Do you ever wish you could go back...
654
00:59:44,334 --> 00:59:45,961
... like to another time?
655
00:59:46,128 --> 00:59:49,548
I wouldn't mind giving back
some of these wrinkles.
656
00:59:50,507 --> 00:59:52,467
Okay.
657
00:59:53,385 --> 00:59:58,557
If you were given one do-over,
anything in your life, what would it be?
658
01:00:04,730 --> 01:00:06,523
Nothing.
659
01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:09,693
- Really?
- Really.
660
01:00:09,902 --> 01:00:12,362
But did you ever make
a big mistake?
661
01:00:12,571 --> 01:00:16,033
Or a huge one that could
change your life? What about that?
662
01:00:16,241 --> 01:00:18,952
Well, Jenna, I know
I made a lot of mistakes...
663
01:00:19,119 --> 01:00:21,663
... but I don't regret
making any of them.
664
01:00:22,414 --> 01:00:23,749
How come?
665
01:00:24,583 --> 01:00:26,585
Because if I hadn't have
made them...
666
01:00:26,752 --> 01:00:29,713
... I wouldn't have learned
how to make things right.
667
01:00:38,222 --> 01:00:41,016
I'm sorry I missed last Christmas.
668
01:01:21,974 --> 01:01:24,434
Carrie, I'm heading out, okay?
669
01:01:27,187 --> 01:01:29,106
I'm so exhausted.
670
01:01:29,273 --> 01:01:31,108
- Jenna's working late.
- She has been.
671
01:01:41,869 --> 01:01:43,871
- Hey.
- Hey.
672
01:01:44,037 --> 01:01:47,708
I was gonna stop by your office.
I tried to call you a bunch of times.
673
01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:51,837
- I didn't get any messages.
- I was in a hurry.
674
01:01:52,004 --> 01:01:54,298
But I did try to reach you.
675
01:01:54,464 --> 01:01:58,760
I actually wanted to talk to you
about this whole redesign thing.
676
01:01:58,927 --> 01:02:02,347
I hope you don't mind, but I've been
working on something on my own.
677
01:02:02,514 --> 01:02:05,309
It's really last-minute.
678
01:02:05,517 --> 01:02:09,188
- I hope you don't mind.
- No, of course not...
679
01:02:09,354 --> 01:02:11,857
... because I'm doing the same thing.
680
01:02:24,077 --> 01:02:27,372
- Hey, Jenna.
- Hey.
681
01:02:27,539 --> 01:02:30,417
Someone's got
a big photo shoot going on.
682
01:02:30,584 --> 01:02:32,294
- Yeah.
- What's happening?
683
01:02:32,461 --> 01:02:35,380
- Did you bring them?
- Oh, yeah, I got a few.
684
01:02:36,215 --> 01:02:38,050
- What are you doing?
- I'm hiring you.
685
01:02:38,217 --> 01:02:41,428
Actually, "Poise"
is hiring you for the week.
686
01:02:42,012 --> 01:02:43,889
Here.
687
01:02:50,729 --> 01:02:53,315
This is the first half.
The rest when we finish.
688
01:02:53,482 --> 01:02:56,860
I could really use this, but you
don't need to do me any favors.
689
01:02:57,027 --> 01:03:00,113
I'm asking you to do me a favor.
I love your work.
690
01:03:01,156 --> 01:03:02,908
I hope you'll do this with me.
691
01:03:05,452 --> 01:03:10,541
You know, I've seen your magazine.
My stuff is not your style at all.
692
01:03:12,793 --> 01:03:14,837
Exactly.
693
01:03:15,921 --> 01:03:18,298
Who gets Francis?
694
01:03:18,841 --> 01:03:22,010
There we go.
Okay, let's do it.
695
01:03:22,177 --> 01:03:24,388
Up, up!
696
01:03:24,596 --> 01:03:27,266
- Okay, everybody.
- Okay, everybody, climb up there.
697
01:03:27,432 --> 01:03:29,184
Lots of energy.
698
01:03:29,351 --> 01:03:32,771
- All right. Nice. You're the real deal.
- Keep up the flag.
699
01:03:32,938 --> 01:03:37,067
All right. Jenna, this is
your class of 2004.
700
01:03:37,276 --> 01:03:39,528
All right, guys. Ready?
701
01:03:49,955 --> 01:03:53,041
Very good. Very good.
702
01:05:20,462 --> 01:05:23,173
- They're beautiful.
- Yeah, they came out okay, huh?
703
01:05:23,382 --> 01:05:24,716
- I think so.
- Yeah.
704
01:05:24,883 --> 01:05:27,511
- Do you?
- I do, yeah.
705
01:05:36,436 --> 01:05:38,772
Yeah, it's getting late.
I should get home.
706
01:05:38,939 --> 01:05:41,024
It's getting pretty late here.
707
01:05:41,233 --> 01:05:44,194
You know what I wish I had
right now?
708
01:05:44,403 --> 01:05:46,155
No, what?
709
01:05:46,321 --> 01:05:48,407
Razzles.
710
01:05:48,574 --> 01:05:50,617
Razzles?
711
01:05:50,784 --> 01:05:54,204
I haven't had Razzles...
712
01:05:55,247 --> 01:05:57,040
- ... in 1 5 years.
- Remember...
713
01:05:57,249 --> 01:06:00,002
- ... they're both a candy and a gum.
- That's incredible.
714
01:06:00,169 --> 01:06:03,422
I can't believe they had them.
Okay, don't waste a minute.
715
01:06:03,589 --> 01:06:06,592
It's been a long time. Careful.
716
01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:09,720
Yeah.
717
01:06:12,097 --> 01:06:13,891
What are you laughing at?
718
01:06:14,099 --> 01:06:15,642
I don't know.
719
01:06:15,809 --> 01:06:19,855
Life. Timing. Being here with you,
eating Razzles.
720
01:06:24,568 --> 01:06:27,446
I've had a really great time
working with you this week.
721
01:06:27,613 --> 01:06:28,906
- Me too.
- And everything.
722
01:06:29,114 --> 01:06:30,741
Yeah.
723
01:06:32,951 --> 01:06:34,495
Hey, Matty.
724
01:06:35,621 --> 01:06:37,915
Tell me something.
725
01:06:38,081 --> 01:06:40,167
What color is my tongue?
726
01:06:40,334 --> 01:06:42,586
- What?
- What color is my tongue?
727
01:06:42,794 --> 01:06:44,755
It's red. I don't know. Red.
728
01:06:44,922 --> 01:06:47,090
"Red" red? Or tongue red?
729
01:06:47,674 --> 01:06:49,468
Razzle red.
730
01:06:49,635 --> 01:06:51,136
- Show me yours.
- What?
731
01:06:51,303 --> 01:06:54,181
- Your tongue. I showed you mine.
- I'm not showing you.
732
01:06:54,348 --> 01:06:56,391
Show me your tongue.
I showed you mine.
733
01:06:56,558 --> 01:06:59,728
- I didn't ask to see yours.
- Matty, I need to see your tongue.
734
01:07:02,147 --> 01:07:04,191
Razzle red.
735
01:07:07,820 --> 01:07:09,780
You wanna know a secret?
736
01:07:10,989 --> 01:07:12,866
Yeah.
737
01:07:13,033 --> 01:07:15,369
You're the sweetest guy
I've ever known.
738
01:07:20,332 --> 01:07:22,501
I bet I can still beat you off the jump.
739
01:07:26,338 --> 01:07:28,841
Whoever goes the furthest,
the other owes a drink.
740
01:07:29,007 --> 01:07:31,176
- An Orange Julius.
- Upping the stakes.
741
01:07:31,343 --> 01:07:34,429
And dinner Friday night at 8:00...
742
01:07:34,596 --> 01:07:37,057
... at the 24th Street Diner...
743
01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:39,810
... to celebrate our redesign
being chosen.
744
01:07:39,977 --> 01:07:42,229
Deal. One.
745
01:07:44,189 --> 01:07:46,275
- Two.
- Two.
746
01:07:47,276 --> 01:07:48,986
- Three!
- Three!
747
01:07:52,156 --> 01:07:53,532
Are you okay?
748
01:07:53,699 --> 01:07:55,826
I should've tucked and rolled.
749
01:07:56,034 --> 01:07:57,661
I'm getting old.
750
01:07:57,828 --> 01:07:59,830
No, you're not,
because that means I am.
751
01:07:59,997 --> 01:08:01,415
Well?
752
01:08:07,671 --> 01:08:08,964
- Hey.
- Yeah?
753
01:08:09,131 --> 01:08:11,091
You got arm hair.
754
01:08:12,718 --> 01:08:15,345
It's never quite got
that reaction before.
755
01:08:48,962 --> 01:08:51,048
It was like it wasn't even me.
756
01:08:51,256 --> 01:08:53,217
Like I had just...
757
01:08:53,383 --> 01:08:56,720
... watched us down below, kissing.
758
01:08:58,180 --> 01:09:00,933
Then I just floated home on a cloud.
759
01:09:03,268 --> 01:09:05,729
That is so romantic.
760
01:09:09,149 --> 01:09:11,276
- Look.
- You've got goose bumps.
761
01:09:11,443 --> 01:09:14,071
I totally know. They won't go away.
762
01:09:14,947 --> 01:09:16,490
Do you love him?
763
01:09:16,657 --> 01:09:18,534
Duh.
764
01:09:19,243 --> 01:09:20,953
When will you see him again?
765
01:09:21,119 --> 01:09:23,705
I don't know, actually.
I don't know if I can.
766
01:09:23,872 --> 01:09:27,209
- What? Why?
- It's complicated.
767
01:09:27,376 --> 01:09:29,503
It's a grownup thing.
768
01:09:30,796 --> 01:09:33,757
Well, at least you have
someone to dream about.
769
01:09:33,966 --> 01:09:36,885
Guys don't wanna jump your bones
when you're a metal-mouth.
770
01:09:37,052 --> 01:09:40,139
What is that attitude?
We are young.
771
01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:45,018
Heartache to heartache, we stand.
772
01:09:45,185 --> 01:09:48,647
Love is a battlefield.
773
01:10:21,763 --> 01:10:24,641
But I like it like this,
with freckle girl and the dog.
774
01:10:25,434 --> 01:10:28,437
- These photos are unbelievable, Jen.
- Okay, here's the dog.
775
01:10:28,604 --> 01:10:31,315
- Francis is the dog's name.
- Okay. What do you think?
776
01:10:31,523 --> 01:10:35,944
Well, I think I'm gonna start reading
"Poise" for the first time in my life.
777
01:10:52,544 --> 01:10:55,214
No, I got a place I rent in Brooklyn.
778
01:10:55,672 --> 01:11:00,135
That'll work? All right,
I'll see you then. Bye-bye.
779
01:11:04,139 --> 01:11:08,018
Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you--
780
01:11:08,185 --> 01:11:10,938
Wendy. I thought you were
flying in tomorrow.
781
01:11:11,104 --> 01:11:13,690
What, are you expecting
someone else?
782
01:11:14,483 --> 01:11:15,734
No. Hi.
783
01:11:15,901 --> 01:11:17,861
I wanna take you to lunch. Hungry?
784
01:11:18,028 --> 01:11:21,406
Yeah, yeah. What a surprise.
785
01:11:21,573 --> 01:11:23,158
Okay, where do you...?
786
01:11:23,325 --> 01:11:25,661
- How was your flight?
- It was good.
787
01:11:25,828 --> 01:11:28,705
You can take pictures of
vitamin bottles anywhere.
788
01:11:28,872 --> 01:11:32,042
And I was just thinking that we
should try to resolve this now.
789
01:11:32,251 --> 01:11:37,214
Instead of being a commuter couple
during our first year of marriage.
790
01:11:38,882 --> 01:11:40,551
What?
791
01:11:40,759 --> 01:11:42,719
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
792
01:11:42,886 --> 01:11:45,430
Could you...? I missed that.
793
01:11:46,723 --> 01:11:48,809
- Arlene, do you have any more--?
- Jenna.
794
01:11:49,434 --> 01:11:52,271
My balls, excuse my French,
are in an iron vice.
795
01:11:52,437 --> 01:11:56,233
Corporate are twisting like a bunch
of dominatrixes on steroids.
796
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,736
Now Lucy's presenting her own
redesign. Tell me what's going on.
797
01:11:59,903 --> 01:12:02,281
What is going on is you
will have more choices.
798
01:12:02,447 --> 01:12:06,368
All respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious
to know what you're working on.
799
01:12:06,535 --> 01:12:08,579
- Thank you.
- I'm not complimenting you...
800
01:12:08,745 --> 01:12:10,289
... I'm trying to pressure you.
801
01:12:10,455 --> 01:12:13,250
How long until your balls
get totally squished?
802
01:12:13,417 --> 01:12:16,253
Hopefully never. I'm really rather
attached to my balls.
803
01:12:16,420 --> 01:12:18,380
Can they hang in there till 5?
804
01:12:19,298 --> 01:12:21,592
Jenna, you are not yourself
at the moment.
805
01:12:21,758 --> 01:12:26,096
Since when do you keep me out of
the loop? I'm really freaking out here.
806
01:12:26,263 --> 01:12:29,141
- The rest of the prints are ready.
- Goody. Hang in there.
807
01:12:29,308 --> 01:12:31,226
Why does nobody listen
to a word I say?
808
01:12:31,393 --> 01:12:33,812
Arlene, aren't you coming?
809
01:12:33,979 --> 01:12:37,399
Oh, you're invited, are you?
Okay, bye-bye.
810
01:12:37,566 --> 01:12:40,110
Oh, no, excuse me.
Go ahead.
811
01:12:40,986 --> 01:12:42,988
You know, what am I?
I'm just the...
812
01:12:43,155 --> 01:12:46,950
... editor in chief. Whatever.
813
01:12:47,117 --> 01:12:51,413
We've gotta go to 23rd, please,
between 5th and 6th.
814
01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:55,083
- It's 29 West 23rd.
- You got it, lady.
815
01:12:55,250 --> 01:12:57,878
The new and improved "Poise"
will explore the last frontier.
816
01:12:57,878 --> 01:13:00,631
The new and improved "Poise"
will explore the last frontier.
817
01:13:00,839 --> 01:13:03,425
It will go heroin chic one better.
818
01:13:03,592 --> 01:13:05,177
It will OD.
819
01:13:05,344 --> 01:13:08,138
It will kill.
820
01:13:08,347 --> 01:13:11,475
Cause of death? Chicness.
821
01:13:11,683 --> 01:13:17,022
The new "Poise" will go farther than
any fashion magazine ever before.
822
01:13:17,189 --> 01:13:20,317
It will be deadly serious.
823
01:13:20,484 --> 01:13:22,986
Fashion suicide.
824
01:13:26,698 --> 01:13:28,784
So, what do you think?
825
01:13:39,169 --> 01:13:40,671
Thank you, sir.
826
01:13:40,838 --> 01:13:43,590
- How much time do we have?
- We have two minutes. Hurry.
827
01:13:49,805 --> 01:13:52,015
Jeez. Such a bitch.
828
01:14:01,525 --> 01:14:03,527
I know this is different.
829
01:14:03,694 --> 01:14:06,280
I mean, from anything
we've ever done.
830
01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:11,118
And I know you might hate it
and think I'm completely crazy.
831
01:14:12,119 --> 01:14:14,872
But I won't care, even if I get fired.
832
01:14:15,038 --> 01:14:19,835
And I don't mean that disrespectfully,
it's just that I've realized something.
833
01:14:22,045 --> 01:14:24,214
Who are these women?
834
01:14:24,381 --> 01:14:26,049
Does anyone know?
835
01:14:26,258 --> 01:14:28,802
I don't recognize any of them.
836
01:14:33,724 --> 01:14:35,767
I wanna see...
837
01:14:35,934 --> 01:14:39,062
... my best friend's big sister...
838
01:14:40,981 --> 01:14:43,650
... and the girls from the
soccer team.
839
01:14:44,193 --> 01:14:46,403
My next-door neighbor.
840
01:14:46,570 --> 01:14:49,907
Real women who are smart and pretty
and happy to be who they are.
841
01:14:50,073 --> 01:14:52,493
These are the women
to look up to.
842
01:14:57,372 --> 01:15:00,542
Let's put life back
into the magazine.
843
01:15:01,627 --> 01:15:05,339
And fun and laughter and silliness.
844
01:15:06,590 --> 01:15:11,512
I think we all-- I think all of us
wanna feel something...
845
01:15:12,596 --> 01:15:15,933
... that we've forgotten
or turned our backs on.
846
01:15:16,809 --> 01:15:21,104
Because maybe we didn't realize
how much we were leaving behind.
847
01:15:27,611 --> 01:15:30,864
We need to remember
what used to be good.
848
01:15:37,955 --> 01:15:39,873
If we don't...
849
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:44,002
... we won't recognize it
even if it hits us between the eyes.
850
01:15:47,464 --> 01:15:49,299
I just....
851
01:15:52,511 --> 01:15:54,972
Bravo!
852
01:15:59,143 --> 01:16:01,603
Brilliant.
853
01:16:03,564 --> 01:16:08,068
We will present this to corporate
first thing tomorrow morning.
854
01:16:12,698 --> 01:16:16,451
- So who's this mystery photographer?
- Matt Flamhaff.
855
01:16:16,618 --> 01:16:18,537
Is he Arthur or Martha?
856
01:16:18,704 --> 01:16:20,372
Matt. He's Matt.
857
01:16:20,539 --> 01:16:24,084
No, no. Is he gay?
858
01:16:24,251 --> 01:16:26,628
Are you gay?
859
01:17:36,949 --> 01:17:38,909
- City and listing?
- Manhattan.
860
01:17:39,076 --> 01:17:42,162
"Sparkle" magazine on Park Avenue.
861
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:45,749
- Sparkle magazine.
- Trish Sackett, please.
862
01:17:58,929 --> 01:18:03,183
Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you like
this, but I really have to talk to you--
863
01:18:03,350 --> 01:18:05,894
Hey, Beaver.
864
01:18:06,061 --> 01:18:08,730
I mean Matt. I'm sorry.
865
01:18:08,897 --> 01:18:10,440
Old habits die hard, you know.
866
01:18:10,607 --> 01:18:11,859
Fine. Is Jenna around?
867
01:18:12,025 --> 01:18:15,404
Are you here about your photos?
868
01:18:16,155 --> 01:18:18,824
No, actually, I'm not.
869
01:18:18,991 --> 01:18:21,076
I guess I should just tell you...
870
01:18:21,243 --> 01:18:24,496
... that Jenna's decided to go
in a different direction...
871
01:18:24,663 --> 01:18:28,876
... with a more established
photographer.
872
01:18:29,042 --> 01:18:34,756
She's gonna use the guy who shoots
the official photos of her sweetie pie.
873
01:18:34,923 --> 01:18:38,594
So don't take it personally,
because there's just a little bias.
874
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:42,306
I'm sorry to be so honest
with you, because...
875
01:18:42,473 --> 01:18:45,142
... I think your pictures
are really cute.
876
01:18:45,309 --> 01:18:47,060
It was nice talking to you.
877
01:18:47,227 --> 01:18:50,981
Hey, Matt. While I've got you here,
do you wanna sign a general release?
878
01:18:51,148 --> 01:18:53,442
Maybe we can use your
pictures in a catalog.
879
01:18:53,609 --> 01:18:55,402
Fine.
880
01:19:57,589 --> 01:19:58,882
Hi.
881
01:19:59,049 --> 01:20:02,177
- Jenny, right?
- Jenna.
882
01:20:03,220 --> 01:20:04,429
I was looking for Matt.
883
01:20:04,596 --> 01:20:07,975
I wanted to tell him some really great
news about his photographs.
884
01:20:08,142 --> 01:20:09,393
Everybody loved them.
885
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:13,230
That's great. I'll tell him when he gets
back. He's out getting his tux.
886
01:20:13,438 --> 01:20:16,233
- His tux?
- I know. Men.
887
01:20:16,441 --> 01:20:18,152
Everything's the last minute.
888
01:20:18,318 --> 01:20:20,696
I mean, hello. We're getting
married tomorrow.
889
01:20:20,863 --> 01:20:25,284
This'll be the cutest little backyard
wedding since I don't know when.
890
01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:28,412
- Congratulations.
- Thanks. I'll tell Matt you stopped by.
891
01:20:28,579 --> 01:20:30,747
- Okay.
- Bye.
892
01:20:40,674 --> 01:20:45,012
We wanna feel something
again that we've forgotten.
893
01:20:45,179 --> 01:20:48,599
Because we didn't stop to notice
how much we were leaving behind.
894
01:20:49,433 --> 01:20:52,769
We need to remember
what used to be good.
895
01:20:56,773 --> 01:20:58,025
You ready?
896
01:21:00,110 --> 01:21:01,987
The meeting's cancelled, Jenna.
897
01:21:02,154 --> 01:21:03,780
What, until tomorrow?
898
01:21:03,989 --> 01:21:05,449
It's over.
899
01:21:07,075 --> 01:21:08,702
It's over?
900
01:21:09,953 --> 01:21:11,872
Lucy....
901
01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:15,250
She took all your designs
to "Sparkle". Everything.
902
01:21:15,417 --> 01:21:17,461
She's their new editor in chief.
903
01:21:17,669 --> 01:21:20,214
Your photos showed up
in "Sparkle Online" last night.
904
01:21:20,380 --> 01:21:22,132
They're in outdoor ads everywhere.
905
01:21:22,299 --> 01:21:24,468
She can't take Matt's pictures.
Those belong to us.
906
01:21:24,635 --> 01:21:27,846
- She can't do it!
- She can, and she is.
907
01:21:28,013 --> 01:21:30,516
She got him to sign this.
908
01:21:37,022 --> 01:21:38,607
Lucy, you stole Matt's pictures.
909
01:21:39,149 --> 01:21:42,402
Oh, which one do you wanna be
today, the pot or the kettle?
910
01:21:42,569 --> 01:21:44,655
If you don't mind,
I'd like to be the pot.
911
01:21:44,863 --> 01:21:47,866
Maybe the kettle. It doesn't really
matter. They're both black.
912
01:21:48,033 --> 01:21:51,578
- What are you talking about?
- I found this in your office yesterday.
913
01:21:51,745 --> 01:21:54,206
Does it look familiar?
It has your name on it.
914
01:21:54,373 --> 01:21:57,501
- You went through my things?
- Oh, give me a break.
915
01:21:57,709 --> 01:22:00,337
How horrible. How terrible.
I can't believe I did it.
916
01:22:00,546 --> 01:22:01,964
What is this?
917
01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:05,175
You can wipe off the "Bambi
watching her mother get shot...
918
01:22:05,342 --> 01:22:08,220
... and strapped to the back of
a van" look from your face.
919
01:22:08,387 --> 01:22:10,472
I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday.
920
01:22:10,639 --> 01:22:13,725
It's okay, Jenna. I know all
about your little deal.
921
01:22:13,892 --> 01:22:15,894
It's a sweet little deal, actually.
922
01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:18,772
Editor in chief if you help them
hit a million copies?
923
01:22:18,939 --> 01:22:20,816
- So you'd give them tips.
- Oh, my God.
924
01:22:20,983 --> 01:22:24,903
Not bad. I just wish I would
have thought of it.
925
01:22:25,070 --> 01:22:27,823
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
926
01:22:27,990 --> 01:22:31,160
Only, now I'm taking your job,
you stay here with the magazine...
927
01:22:31,326 --> 01:22:33,412
... you single-handedly flushed
down the toilet.
928
01:22:33,912 --> 01:22:35,414
What about Matt?
929
01:22:35,581 --> 01:22:37,958
Why did he sign this?
What did you say to him?
930
01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:40,294
Let's see. I think that I told him...
931
01:22:40,460 --> 01:22:43,380
... you had decided to go
in a different direction.
932
01:22:43,755 --> 01:22:45,507
Which you are now.
933
01:22:47,593 --> 01:22:52,639
I might have told him something else,
too, but I just can't remember.
934
01:24:05,212 --> 01:24:09,007
George Washington Bridge,
New Jersey.
935
01:24:20,269 --> 01:24:21,603
Jenna.
936
01:24:21,770 --> 01:24:24,648
- Jenna Rink.
- Yeah?
937
01:24:24,815 --> 01:24:27,192
Chris Grandy.
938
01:24:27,359 --> 01:24:29,486
So, what are you doing?
Are you married?
939
01:24:29,653 --> 01:24:33,282
Because if you're single,
I definitely want a number.
940
01:24:33,448 --> 01:24:34,741
We could get together.
941
01:24:34,908 --> 01:24:36,618
I'm still living at home--
942
01:24:36,785 --> 01:24:38,829
- Come on, Grandy! Come on.
- Holy Christ!
943
01:24:39,037 --> 01:24:43,333
This is the tune we first
tangled tongues to.
944
01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:45,836
What's the dude who sings this?
945
01:24:46,003 --> 01:24:49,298
- Rick Springsteen.
- It's Springfield, Grandy.
946
01:24:49,465 --> 01:24:51,133
I'm out of here.
947
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:54,761
I thought you wanted my number.
948
01:25:19,286 --> 01:25:21,205
I'll take these.
949
01:25:23,165 --> 01:25:24,583
Good afternoon.
950
01:25:26,793 --> 01:25:28,045
You remember, Wayne.
951
01:25:28,253 --> 01:25:31,882
It was with the Flamhaffs
at San Ysidro Ranch.
952
01:25:32,049 --> 01:25:34,760
San Ysidro Ranch.
953
01:25:35,427 --> 01:25:39,890
It's so pretty. It's perfect.
It looks great.
954
01:25:54,446 --> 01:25:56,657
Hi.
955
01:25:56,824 --> 01:25:58,408
Hey.
956
01:26:04,206 --> 01:26:08,126
I don't know what Lucy said to you
about me, but I want you to know...
957
01:26:08,293 --> 01:26:11,171
... that whoever that was she
was talking about...
958
01:26:11,964 --> 01:26:14,007
... wasn't me.
959
01:26:16,677 --> 01:26:18,345
It doesn't matter what Lucy said.
960
01:26:18,512 --> 01:26:22,307
I stopped trusting her after she stole
my Pop Rocks in the third grade.
961
01:26:24,184 --> 01:26:25,894
Matt.
962
01:26:27,855 --> 01:26:33,277
I am not the awful person
that I know that I was.
963
01:26:33,443 --> 01:26:35,696
I don't even know that person.
964
01:26:37,197 --> 01:26:39,825
And I'd like to believe....
965
01:26:39,992 --> 01:26:43,704
I have to believe
that if you knew that...
966
01:26:43,871 --> 01:26:47,958
... if in your heart, you really,
really knew that...
967
01:26:49,084 --> 01:26:51,795
... you wouldn't be getting ready
to marry someone now.
968
01:26:52,004 --> 01:26:55,674
Unless that someone were me.
969
01:27:08,187 --> 01:27:11,982
Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you.
970
01:27:14,526 --> 01:27:17,029
I have felt things...
971
01:27:17,196 --> 01:27:19,490
... these past few weeks...
972
01:27:20,657 --> 01:27:23,952
... that I didn't know I could
feel anymore.
973
01:27:24,912 --> 01:27:28,874
But I have realized
in these past few days...
974
01:27:30,918 --> 01:27:34,171
... you can't just turn back time.
975
01:27:35,714 --> 01:27:38,091
Why not?
976
01:27:38,258 --> 01:27:39,885
I moved on.
977
01:27:40,052 --> 01:27:41,470
You moved on.
978
01:27:41,804 --> 01:27:45,057
We've gone down different paths
for so long.
979
01:27:45,224 --> 01:27:47,935
We made choices.
980
01:27:48,101 --> 01:27:50,938
I chose Wendy.
981
01:27:52,773 --> 01:27:55,567
That's her family down there.
982
01:27:56,193 --> 01:27:58,821
We care about each other,
you know?
983
01:28:00,697 --> 01:28:05,202
You don't always get the dream
house, but you get awfully close.
984
01:28:09,122 --> 01:28:11,458
Please don't cry, Jenna.
985
01:28:11,625 --> 01:28:14,545
Oh, I'll be fine, I promise.
986
01:28:44,908 --> 01:28:46,910
Matty, can I have it?
987
01:28:47,119 --> 01:28:48,745
Please?
988
01:28:48,954 --> 01:28:51,248
- You're not gonna whip it at me?
- No.
989
01:28:58,922 --> 01:29:02,217
Look, I won't have you be late.
Just go.
990
01:29:02,676 --> 01:29:06,138
Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying
because I'm happy.
991
01:29:06,305 --> 01:29:09,391
I want you to be so, so happy.
992
01:29:11,935 --> 01:29:14,062
I love you, Matt.
993
01:29:17,399 --> 01:29:19,193
You're my best friend.
994
01:29:21,820 --> 01:29:23,989
Jenna, I....
995
01:29:25,157 --> 01:29:27,701
I've always loved you.
996
01:31:30,115 --> 01:31:33,076
Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
997
01:31:44,129 --> 01:31:45,964
Matty.
998
01:31:52,930 --> 01:31:55,182
You really know what you're doing.
999
01:31:55,766 --> 01:31:57,976
Come on.
1000
01:31:59,144 --> 01:32:01,855
- Sorry, I forgot my scarf.
- You know what?
1001
01:32:02,022 --> 01:32:06,193
You can be the pot and kettle
all by yourself from now on, biatch.
1002
01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:07,820
Come on, Matt.
1003
01:32:07,986 --> 01:32:10,197
- What did you call me?
- We're gonna be late.
1004
01:32:10,364 --> 01:32:12,241
- For what?
- You'll see.
1005
01:33:05,752 --> 01:33:07,671
A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff?
1006
01:33:07,838 --> 01:33:10,174
Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff.