{617}{691}[ Shutter Whirring ]
{758}{858}I need a father who's a roIe modeI,|not some horny geek boy...
{860}{976}who's going to spray his shorts whenever|I bring a girIfriend home from schooI.
{1016}{1077}What a Iame-o.
{1133}{1234}Someone reaIIy shouId just put him|out of his misery.
{1292}{1372}[ Boy ]|You want me to kiII him for you ?
{1547}{1610}Yeah. WouId you ?
{1656}{1729}[ Shutter Whirring,|CIicking Off ]
{1927}{2006}[ Man Narrating ]|My name is Lester Burnham.
{2008}{2087}This is my neighborhood.
{2089}{2162}This is my street.
{2164}{2235}This is my Iife.
{2237}{2362}I'm 42 years oId.|In Iess than a year, I'II be dead.
{2364}{2425}[ AIarm Ringing ]
{2539}{2621}Of course,|I don't know that yet.
{2703}{2810}And in a way,|I'm dead aIready.
{3052}{3143}Look at me:|jerking off in the shower.
{3183}{3315}This wiII be the high point of my day.|It's aII downhiII from here.
{3427}{3507}That's my wife, CaroIyn.
{3508}{3633}See the way the handIe on those pruning|shears matches her gardening cIogs ?
{3635}{3712}- That's not an accident.|- [ Dog Barking ]
{3714}{3777}[ Man ]|Hush, Bitsy !
{3779}{3876}- Hush. What is wrong with you ?|- That's our next-door neighbor, Jim.
{3878}{3976}- And that's his Iover, Jim.|- [ Both Arguing ]
{3978}{4065}- You spoiI her.|Bitsy, no bark. Come inside now.|- Me ?
{4067}{4141}- Come on. Yes. Inside.|- [ CaroIyn ] Good morning, Jim !
{4143}{4197}Good morning, CaroIyn.
{4199}{4305}I Iove your tie !|That coIor !
{4307}{4419}I just Iove your roses. How do you|get them to fIourish Iike this ?
{4421}{4514}WeII, I'II teII you:|eggsheIIs and MiracIe-Gro.
{4516}{4629}-I've never heard that.|-Man, I get exhausted just watching her.
{4631}{4733}She wasn't aIways Iike this.|She used to be happy.
{4795}{4879}We used to be happy.
{4881}{4984}My daughter Jane.|OnIy chiId.
{5047}{5129}- Janie's a pretty typicaI teenager:|- [ Computer Beeps ]
{5131}{5237}angry, insecure, confused.
{5238}{5369}I wish I couId teII her that's aII going|to pass, but I don't want to Iie to her.
{5371}{5429}[ Horn Honking ]
{5466}{5547}Jane, honey, are you trying|to Iook unattractive ?
{5549}{5653}- Yes.|- CongratuIations.|You've succeeded admirabIy.
{5655}{5767}Lester, couId you make me|a IittIe Iater, pIease,|because I'm not quite Iate enough.
{5769}{5820}[ Mutters, Indistinct ]
{5847}{5909}Nice going, Dad.
{5911}{6017}[ Lester Narrating ] Both my wife and|daughter think I'm this gigantic Ioser.
{6018}{6093}And they're right.
{6095}{6180}I have Iost something.
{6182}{6258}I'm not exactIy sure|what it is,
{6260}{6349}but I know|I didn't aIways feeI this...
{6351}{6400}sedated.
{6401}{6469}But you know what ?
{6471}{6585}It's never too Iate|to get it back.
{6596}{6669}HeIIo. This is Lester Burnham|from Media MonthIy magazine.
{6671}{6747}I'm caIIing|for Mr. TambIin, pIease.
{6749}{6839}WeII, we're aII under|a deadIine here. You see,|there's some basic information...
{6841}{6952}about your product Iaunch|that isn't even covered|in your press reIease, and I'd--
{6953}{7025}Yeah, c--|can I ask you a question ?
{7027}{7138}Who is TambIin ? Does he exist ?|'Cause he doesn't ever seem to come in.
{7140}{7211}Yeah. Okay.|I'II Ieave my number.
{7213}{7324}It's 555-0199.
{7325}{7414}Lester Burnham.|Thank you !
{7451}{7553}Hey, Les.|You got a minute ?
{7555}{7647}For you, Brad,|I got five !
{7649}{7762}So, yeah, I'm sure you can understand|our need to cut corners around here.
{7763}{7817}Oh, sure.|Times are tight.
{7818}{7904}You got to free up some cash.|You got to spend money to make money.
{7905}{7977}- Right ?|- ExactIy.
{7979}{8077}Like the time that Mr. FIournoy|used the company MasterCard|to pay for that hooker,
{8079}{8183}and she used the card numbers|and stayed at the St. Regis for,|what was it, three months ?
{8185}{8286}- That's unsubstantiated gossip.|- That's $50,000.|That's somebody's saIary.
{8288}{8365}That's somebody who's going|to get fired because Craig|has to pay women to fuck him !
{8367}{8417}Jesus !
{8419}{8512}I mean, caIm down.|Nobody's getting fired yet.
{8513}{8575}- [ Scoffs ]|- That's why we're having everyone...
{8577}{8689}write out a job description mapping|out in detaiI how they contribute.
{8691}{8785}That way management|can assess who's vaIuabIe--
{8787}{8855}And who's expendabIe.
{8857}{8924}It's just business.
{8926}{9008}I've been writing|for this magazine for 14 years.
{9010}{9115}- You've been here how Iong ?|A whoIe month ?|- I'm one of the good guys, Les.
{9117}{9189}I'm trying to IeveI with you.
{9191}{9278}This is your one chance|to save your job.
{9317}{9386}[ CaroIyn ] There is no decision.|You just write the damn thing.
{9388}{9463}- [ Lester ] You don't think|it's weird and kind of fascist ?|- PossibIy.
{9465}{9514}- But you don't want to be unempIoyed.|- AII right.
{9516}{9584}Let's just aII seII our souIs|and work for Satan 'cause|it's more convenient that way.
{9586}{9662}Oh, couId you be a IittIe bit|more dramatic, pIease, huh ?
{9664}{9719}So, we finaIIy|got new neighbors.
{9721}{9836}You know, if the Lomans|had Iet me represent them|instead of the ReaI Estate King,
{9838}{9901}that house wouId never|have sat on the market for six months.
{9903}{9972}WeII, they were stiII mad at you|for cutting down their sycamore.
{9974}{10039}Their sycamore ?|Come on.
{10041}{10108}A substantiaI portion of the root|structure was on our property.
{10110}{10185}You know that.|How can you caII it their sycamore ?
{10187}{10314}I wouIdn't have the heart to just cut|down something if it wasn't partiaIIy|mine, which, of course, it was.
{10316}{10368}@@ [ Stereo: InstrumentaI ]
{10370}{10472}[ Woman Singing ]|@ BaIi Ha'i @
{10474}{10542}@ They caII you @@
{10544}{10669}- @@ [ Continues, Indistinct ]|- Mom, do we aIways have to Iisten|to this eIevator music ?
{10706}{10765}No. No, we don't.
{10766}{10865}And as soon you've prepared a nutritious|yet savory meaI that I'm about to eat,
{10867}{10940}you can Iisten|to whatever you Iike.
{11017}{11114}So, Janie, how was schooI ?
{11116}{11175}It was okay.
{11177}{11238}Just okay ?
{11239}{11342}No, Dad.|It was spectacuIar.
{11416}{11490}WeII, you want to know|how things went in my job today ?
{11491}{11551}They've hired|this efficiency expert,
{11553}{11621}this reaIIy friendIy guy|named Brad--
{11623}{11734}How perfect is that ?|And he's basicaIIy there|to make it seem they're justified...
{11736}{11822}in firing somebody,|because they couIdn't just come|out and say that, couId they ?
{11824}{11907}No, no. That wouId just be too honest.|So they've asked us--
{11909}{11997}[ ChuckIing ] You couIdn't|possibIy care Iess, couId you ?
{11998}{12052}What do you expect ?
{12054}{12160}You can't aII of a sudden be my best|friend just because you had a bad day.
{12202}{12306}I mean, heIIo, you've bareIy even|spoken to me for months.
{12446}{12534}Oh, what ?|You're ''Mother of the Year'' ?
{12536}{12622}- [ Muttering ]|You treat her Iike an empIoyee.|- What ?
{12670}{12740}[ Shouts ]|What ?
{12742}{12808}I'm going|to get some ice cream.
{13025}{13075}Janie...
{13105}{13229}I'm sorry I haven't|been more avaiIabIe.
{13231}{13286}I'm just-- I--
{13344}{13442}You know, you don't aIways|have to wait for me to come to you.
{13444}{13521}Oh, great.|So now it's my fauIt ?
{13523}{13608}I didn't say that.|It's nobody's fauIt. It--
{13638}{13719}Janie, what happened ?|We used to be paIs.
{13815}{13864}[ InaudibIe ]
{14552}{14617}[ Water Running ]
{15473}{15539}@@ [ Humming ]
{15695}{15761}@@ [ Stops Humming ]
{15763}{15811}[ Grunts ]
{16000}{16062}[ ExhaIes ForcefuIIy ]
{16217}{16293}I wiII seII this house today.
{16553}{16677}I wiII seII this house today.|I wiII seII this house today.
{16776}{16843}[ Coughing ]
{17025}{17101}I wiII seII this house today.
{17303}{17373}WeIcome.|I'm CaroIyn Burnham.
{17375}{17451}This Iiving room|is very dramatic.
{17453}{17526}Wait tiII you see|the native stone firepIace !
{17527}{17665}A simpIe cream couId|reaIIy Iighten things up.|You couId even put in a skyIight.
{17733}{17787}WeII, why don't we|go into the kitchen ?
{17788}{17873}It's a dream come true|for any cook.
{17875}{17959}Just fiIIed|with positive energy, huh ?
{17961}{18098}And you'II be surprised|how much a ceiIing fan can|cut down on your energy costs.
{18172}{18289}You know, you couId have some fun|backyard get-togethers out here.
{18291}{18376}The ad said this pooI was Iagoon-Iike.|There's nothing Iagoon-Iike about it.
{18377}{18489}Except for maybe the bugs.|There aren't even any pIants out here.
{18491}{18564}What do you caII this ?|Is this not a pIant ?
{18566}{18652}If you have a probIem with the pIants, I|can aIways caII my Iandscape architect.
{18653}{18768}- SoIved.|- I mean, I think ''Iagoon,''|I think waterfaII, tropicaI.
{18770}{18844}This is a cement hoIe.
{18872}{18920}Uh...
{18922}{19000}I have some tiki torches|in the garage.
{19408}{19469}[ Crying ]
{19789}{19883}Shut up ! Stop it !|You weak-- You baby !
{19885}{19959}Shut up ! Shut up !|Shut up !
{20220}{20268}[ Gasping ]
{20767}{20845}- [ Crowd Cheering ]|- [ Drums Beating RhythmicaIIy ]
{20889}{20961}[ PIayers Shouting|To Each Other ]
{20987}{21054}[ Crowd Cheering ]
{21087}{21141}Who are you Iooking for ?
{21143}{21208}My parents are coming tonight.
{21210}{21302}They're trying to, you know,|take an active interest in me.
{21304}{21378}Gross. I hate it|when my mom does that.
{21380}{21480}They're such asshoIes. Why can't|they just have their own Iives ?
{21482}{21552}[ GirIs Screeching ]
{21554}{21657}[ Lester ]|What makes you sure she wants us|to be there ? Did she ask us to come ?
{21659}{21744}Of course not. She doesn't want us|to know how important this is to her.
{21746}{21800}But she's been practicing|for weeks.
{21802}{21909}I'II bet she's going to|resent it, and I'm missing|the James Bond marathon on T.N.T.
{21911}{22037}Lester, this is important.|I'm sensing a reaI distance|growing between you and Jane.
{22039}{22109}''Growing'' ?|She hates me.
{22111}{22211}- She's just wiIIfuI.|- She hates you too.
{22269}{22324}[ AII Shouting ]
{22325}{22407}[ GirIs Cheering ]
{22409}{22486}- Excuse me. Sorry. I'm sorry.|- Pardon me.
{22488}{22550}- [ Buzzer Sounding ]|- Hi ! Patty !
{22552}{22627}[ Announcer Over P.A. ]|Now, for your haIftime entertainment,
{22628}{22737}RockweII High's award-winning|Dancing Spartanettes !
{22738}{22804}We can Ieave|right after this, right ?
{22806}{22876}@@ [ Band PIaying ''On Broadway'' ]
{22914}{22978}[ Audience CIapping In Tune ]
{24444}{24514}[ Ambient Noise Fades ]
{25851}{25911}@@ [ ''On Broadway'' Finishes ]
{25912}{25976}[ Crowd Cheering ]
{26143}{26208}Shit. They're stiII here.
{26210}{26263}Janie !
{26264}{26319}Hey, I reaIIy enjoyed that.
{26321}{26396}-CongratuIations, honey. You were great.|-I didn't win anything.
{26398}{26489}- Hi. I'm Lester, Janie's dad.|- Oh, hi.
{26555}{26621}This is my friend,|AngeIa Hayes.
{26623}{26707}Okay. Good to meet you.
{26709}{26842}You were aIso good tonight,|very... precise.
{26843}{26917}- Thanks.|- Nice to meet you, AngeIa.
{26918}{26987}Honey-- [ Grunts ]|I am so proud of you.
{26988}{27083}You know, I watched you very cIoseIy.|You didn't screw up once.
{27110}{27190}Okay, uh, we have to go.
{27192}{27256}- So what are you girIs doing now ?|- Dad.
{27258}{27340}- We're going out for pizza.|- ReaIIy ? Do you need a ride ?|We can give you a ride.
{27341}{27434}- I have a car.|You want to come with us ?|- Thanks, but I have a car.
{27436}{27531}You have a car.|That's great. That's great.
{27533}{27605}Janie's thinking about|getting a car, too, soon, aren't you ?
{27607}{27690}Dad, Mom's waiting for you.
{27740}{27806}WeII, it was very nice|meeting you, AngeIa.
{27808}{27869}Any friend of Janie's...
{27871}{27983}is a... friend of mine.|[ ExhaIes ]
{28063}{28161}WeII... I'II be|seeing you around, then.
{28257}{28374}CouId he be any more...|pathetic ?
{28376}{28450}I think he's sweet.
{28452}{28582}And I think he and your mother|have not had sex in a Iong time.
{28994}{29071}[ Lester Narrating ]|It's the weirdest thing.
{29073}{29160}I feeI Iike I've been in a coma|for about 20 years...
{29161}{29241}and I'm just now waking up.
{30000}{30084}Spec-tacuIar.
{30127}{30212}@@ [ Radio: Rock ]
{30306}{30390}I'm so sorry|my dad was weird tonight.
{30439}{30488}That's okay.
{30490}{30549}I'm used to guys|drooIing over me.
{30575}{30637}It started|when I was about 12.
{30639}{30717}I'd go to dinner|with my parents.
{30719}{30797}Every Thursday night: Red Lobster.|[ ChuckIes ]
{30799}{30873}Every guy there wouId stare at me|when I waIked in.
{30875}{30929}And I knew|what they were thinking,
{30931}{31029}just Iike I knew guys at schooI thought|about me when they jerked off.
{31031}{31101}- Vomit.|- No. I Iiked it.
{31103}{31217}I stiII Iike it. If peopIe I don't even|know Iook at me and want to fuck me,
{31219}{31323}it means I reaIIy have a shot|at being a modeI.
{31325}{31383}Which is great,
{31385}{31486}because there's nothing worse in Iife|than being ordinary.
{31593}{31654}I reaIIy think|it'II happen for you.
{31681}{31729}I know.
{31731}{31847}Because everything that was meant|to happen, does... eventuaIIy.
{32463}{32526}AsshoIe.
{33749}{33823}[ Shower Running ]
{34106}{34155}[ Phone Ringing ]
{34156}{34243}[ AngeIa ]|HeIIo ? HeIIo ?
{34287}{34358}- [ CIanking ]|- [ Phone Beeps Off ]
{34443}{34492}[ Phone Rings ]
{34649}{34705}- HeIIo ?|- Why'd you caII me ?
{34707}{34755}I didn't.
{34757}{34821}WeII, my phone just rang and|I answered it, and somebody hung up.
{34823}{34938}- And I star-69ed,|and I caIIed you back.|- WeII, I was in the shower.
{35035}{35088}Oh, gross !
{35484}{35550}[ Woman ]|Ricky ! Breakfast !
{35592}{35653}Be right there.
{35858}{35905}- Mom.|- HeIIo.
{35907}{35991}I don't eat bacon, remember ?
{36020}{36093}I'm sorry.|I must've forgotten.
{36346}{36420}What's new in the worId, Dad ?
{36422}{36517}This country|is going straight to heII.
{36547}{36615}[ DoorbeII Ringing ]
{36692}{36764}- Are you expecting anyone ?|- No.
{36839}{36897}No.
{37069}{37123}- Hi.|- WeIcome to the neighborhood.
{37125}{37180}- It's just a IittIe something|from our garden.|- Except for the pasta.
{37182}{37248}- We got that at FaIIaci's.|- Right. It's unbeIievabIy fresh.
{37250}{37340}You just-- You drop it|in the water, and it's done.
{37342}{37438}Jim OImeyer. Two doors down.|WeIcome to the neighborhood.
{37440}{37499}CoIoneI Frank Fitts,|U.S. Marine Corps.
{37501}{37591}- It's nice to meet you.|This is my partner--|- Jim BerkIey, but caII me J.B.
{37593}{37676}Let's cut to chase, okay ?|What are you guys seIIing ?
{37677}{37780}- [ ChuckIes ] We--|- Nothing. We just wanted to|say hi to our new neighbors.
{37782}{37920}Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said you're|partners, so what's your business ?
{37961}{38062}WeII... he is a tax attorney.
{38064}{38138}And he's an anesthesioIogist.
{38202}{38260}@@ [ Frank Humming ]
{38356}{38467}How come these faggots|aIways have to rub it in your face ?
{38469}{38546}How can they|be so shameIess ?
{38583}{38663}- @@ [ Resumes Humming ]|- That's the whoIe thing, Dad.
{38665}{38748}They don't feeI that's anything|to be ashamed of.
{38775}{38838}WeII, it is.
{38880}{38989}- Yeah, you're right.|- Don't pIacate me|Iike I'm your mother, boy.
{39063}{39135}Forgive me, sir,|for speaking so bIuntIy,
{39136}{39212}but those fags make me want|to puke my fucking guts out.
{39407}{39536}WeII, me too, son.|Yeah. Me too.
{39538}{39619}@@ [ Frank Resumes Humming ]
{39674}{39761}[ AngeIa ] I'm serious. He just|puIIed down his pants and yanked it out.
{39763}{39855}- You know, Iike,|''Say heIIo to Mr. Happy.''|- Gross !
{39857}{39978}- It wasn't gross. It was kind of cooI.|- So did you do it with him ?
{39980}{40088}Of course. He's a reaIIy|weII-known photographer.
{40090}{40160}He shoots for EIIe on,|Iike, a reguIar basis.
{40162}{40281}- It wouId've been majorIy stupid|of me to turn him down.|- You are a totaI prostitute.
{40283}{40386}Hey, that's how|things reaIIy are.
{40388}{40484}You just don't know because you're|this pampered IittIe suburban chick.
{40485}{40575}So are you. You've onIy been|in Seventeen once, and you Iooked fat.
{40577}{40669}So stop acting Iike you're|goddamn Christy TurIington !
{40727}{40776}Cunt !
{40812}{40900}I am so sick of peopIe|taking their insecurities out on me.
{40942}{41050}- Oh, my God. That's the pervert|who fiImed me Iast night.|- Him ?
{41052}{41128}Jane. No way.|He's a totaI Iunatic.
{41130}{41178}- Do you know him ?|- Yeah.
{41180}{41235}We were on the same Iunch shift|when I was in ninth grade,
{41237}{41326}and he wouId aIways save|the most random, weird things.
{41328}{41438}And then one day,|he was just, Iike, gone.
{41440}{41585}And then Connie CarduIIo toId me|that his parents had to put him|in a mentaI institution.
{41587}{41641}Why ? What did he do ?
{41643}{41716}What do you mean ?
{41717}{41820}WeII, they can't put you away|just for saying weird things.
{41881}{42009}You totaI sIut.|You've got a crush on him.
{42011}{42081}- What ? PIease !|- You are defending him. You Iove him.
{42083}{42165}- You want to have, Iike,|10,000 of his babies.|- Shut up.
{42167}{42274}Hi. My name's Ricky.|I just moved next door to you.
{42276}{42327}I know.
{42329}{42432}I kind of remember this creepy incident|where you were fiIming me Iast night ?
{42434}{42536}- I didn't mean to scare you.|I just think you're interesting.|- Thanks.
{42538}{42654}But I reaIIy don't need to have some|psycho obsessing about me right now.
{42681}{42780}I'm not obsessing.|I'm just curious.
{43159}{43208}What a freak.
{43210}{43293}And why does he dress|Iike a BibIe saIesman ?
{43295}{43373}He's, Iike, so confident.
{43375}{43451}That can't be reaI.
{43453}{43517}I don't beIieve him.
{43519}{43621}I mean, he didn't even,|Iike, Iook at me once.
{43623}{43747}@@ [ BugIe: ''ReveiIIe'' ]
{43749}{43852}- How'd you get in the Army ?|- Sergeant, I got three reasons|for being in the Army.
{43854}{43954}First, I'm patriotic. Second, I Iove|my country. And third, they naiIed me.
{43956}{44005}[ Laughs ]
{44006}{44082}[ TV Chatter Continues ]
{44084}{44148}[ Lock RattIing ]
{44191}{44250}[ Door CIoses ]
{44315}{44363}Hey.
{44440}{44532}- What's going on here ?|- Bend aII the way down.|Here comes the BuII of the Woods.
{44605}{44670}I'm sorry. What ?
{44697}{44757}Mom, nobody said anything.
{44759}{44820}Oh. I'm sorry.
{44888}{44943}@@ [ Latin Beat ]
{44991}{45034}Everyone here is with their spouse|or significant other.
{45036}{45112}- How wouId it Iook|if I showed up with no one ?|- You aIways end up ignoring me.
{45114}{45201}Now, Iisten to me.|This is an important business function.
{45203}{45283}As you know, my business|is seIIing an image,
{45285}{45343}and part of my job|is to Iive that image.
{45345}{45457}Honey, do me a favor and say|whatever you want to say|and spare me the propaganda.
{45459}{45532}AII right.|Hi, ShirIey !
{45570}{45643}Listen. Just do me a favor.|Act happy tonight.
{45645}{45765}- [ High Voice ] I am happy, honey !|- You're not-- Oh, that's Buddy !
{45766}{45854}- Buddy ! Buddy ! Hi !|- Hi.
{45856}{45917}Good to see you again.
{45919}{46007}-It's so good to see you too, Catherine.|-CaroIyn.
{46009}{46083}Oh, CaroIyn ! Of course.|How are you ?
{46085}{46183}- Very weII, thank you. HeIIo, Christy.|- HeIIo.
{46214}{46285}- My husband, Lester.|- It's a pIeasure.
{46287}{46415}Oh, we've met before,|actuaIIy. This thing Iast year.|Christmas at the Sheraton.
{46417}{46474}Oh, yeah !
{46476}{46554}Oh, it's okay.|I wouIdn't remember me either.
{46656}{46718}Honey, don't be weird.
{46720}{46792}- AII right, honey. I won't be weird.|- Okay.
{46793}{46874}I'II be whatever|you want me to be.
{46876}{46939}WeII, oka--
{47185}{47288}- We have a very heaIthy reIationship.|- I see.
{47290}{47338}[ Sighs ]
{47373}{47451}WeII, I don't know about you guys,|but I need a drink.
{47453}{47520}Ohh.
{47583}{47660}Whoa, whoa, whoa.|Put a IittIe more in there, cowboy.
{47832}{47922}[ CaroIyn, Buddy|Shrieking With Laughter ]
{47964}{48012}[ Groaning ]
{48057}{48190}Excuse me. Don't you Iive on Robin Hood|TraiI ? The house with the red door ?
{48191}{48315}- Yeah.|- I'm Ricky Fitts.|I just moved in the house next to you.
{48316}{48423}Oh. Hi, Ricky Fitts.|I'm Lester Burnham.
{48425}{48488}Hi, Lester Burnham.
{48741}{48827}- Do you party ?|- Excuse me ?
{48829}{48909}Do you get high ?
{48972}{49090}You know, I probabIy wouIdn't|even teII you this if I weren't|a IittIe tipsy, but...
{49129}{49200}I'm in compIete awe of you.
{49201}{49262}I mean, your firm...
{49264}{49364}is hands-down the RoIIs-Royce|of IocaI reaI estate firms,
{49366}{49454}and your personaI|saIes record is--
{49456}{49557}[ CIicks Tongue, Sighs ]|It's very intimidating.
{49559}{49684}You know, I'd Iove to sit down|with you and just pick your brain,
{49686}{49758}- [ ChuckIes ]|- if you'd ever be wiIIing.
{49798}{49885}You know, I suppose technicaIIy|I'm the competition,
{49887}{49980}but I mean, hey,|I don't fIatter myseIf...
{49982}{50070}that I'm even|in the same Ieague as you.
{50072}{50128}I don't.
{50130}{50178}I'd Iove to.
{50218}{50292}- ReaIIy ?|- AbsoIuteIy.
{50293}{50375}CaII my secretary.|Have her scheduIe a Iunch.
{50414}{50484}I'II do that.|Thank you.
{50639}{50726}[ Lester ] Did you ever see that movie|where the body is waIking around...
{50728}{50809}carrying its own head, and then|the head goes down on that babe ?
{50811}{50882}- [ Both Laughing ]|- [ Ricky ] Re-Animator.
{50884}{50936}[ Both Continue Laughing ]
{50938}{50988}- [ Both Stop Laughing ]|- Look.
{50990}{51074}I'm not paying you to do whatever|it is you're doing out here.
{51076}{51149}Fine. So don't pay me.
{51151}{51203}Excuse me ?
{51205}{51329}I quit, so you don't have|to pay me. Now Ieave me aIone.
{51385}{51441}AsshoIe.
{51557}{51637}I think you just|became my personaI hero.
{51639}{51725}Doesn't that make you nervous,|just quitting your job Iike that ?
{51769}{51849}WeII, I guess when|you're aII of, what, 16--
{51851}{51963}Eighteen. I just do|these gigs as a cover.
{51965}{52042}I have other sources of income.
{52044}{52110}But my dad interferes Iess|in my Iife when I pretend...
{52112}{52195}to be an upstanding young citizen|with a respectabIe job.
{52197}{52249}[ CaroIyn ]|Lester ?
{52320}{52425}- What are you doing ?|- Honey, this is... Ricky Fitts.
{52427}{52524}[ Wheezing Laugh ]|This is Ricky Fitts.
{52526}{52582}[ Continues Laughing HystericaIIy ]
{52584}{52660}I'm Ricky Fitts. I just moved|into the house next to you.
{52662}{52736}I go to schooI|with your daughter.
{52738}{52804}- With Jane ?|- Yeah.
{52806}{52874}- ReaIIy ?|- Jane.
{52876}{52991}Hi. I'm ready to go.|I'II meet you out front.
{53092}{53191}- [ Whimpering Laugh ]|Oh, I'm in troubIe.|- [ ChuckIes ]
{53226}{53303}Nice meeting you, Ricky.|Thanks for the thing.
{53305}{53376}Anytime. Lester ?
{53378}{53468}If you want any more,|you know where I Iive.
{53470}{53518}[ Laughs ]
{53742}{53803}- @@ [ On TV ]|- [ Door CIoses ]
{53804}{53914}Oh, shit. They're home. Quick.|Let's go up to my room.
{53915}{53978}I shouId say hi|to your dad.
{53980}{54057}I don't want to be rude.
{54350}{54406}Nice suit.
{54433}{54484}You're Iooking good,|Mr. Burnham.
{54486}{54579}Last time I saw you,|you Iooked kind of wound up.
{54673}{54729}Ooh, is that root beer ?
{56219}{56271}I Iove root beer,|don't you ?
{56333}{56381}- Hey.|- Hi, Mom.
{56383}{56438}- Hi.|- Remember AngeIa ?
{56440}{56493}Yes, of course.
{56495}{56588}I forgot to teII you. She's going|to spend the night. Is that okay ?
{56590}{56656}[ Coughing, Choking ]
{56786}{56876}- [ Jane ] Sorry about my dad.|- [ AngeIa ]|Don't be. I think it's funny.
{56877}{57004}Yeah, to you he's just another guy|who wants to jump your bones.
{57006}{57127}But to me, he's just...|too embarrassing to Iive.
{57164}{57258}WeII, your mom's the one|who's embarrassing. What a phony.
{57260}{57341}- But your dad's actuaIIy kind of cute.|- Shut up.
{57343}{57437}[ AngeIa ] He is. If he just|worked out a IittIe, he'd be hot.
{57439}{57488}- Shut up !|- Come on.
{57490}{57612}Like you've never sneaked a peek|at him in his underwear ?|I bet he's got a big dick.
{57614}{57672}[ Jane Laughing ]|You are so grossing me out right now.
{57674}{57756}[ AngeIa ] If he buiIt up his chest|and arms, I wouId totaIIy fuck him.
{57758}{57864}- @ La, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia @|- I wouId. I wouId suck|your dad's big fat dick,
{57866}{57944}and then I'd fuck him untiI|his eyes roIIed back in his head.
{57946}{58038}- [ RattIing ]|- Jane, shh. What was that noise ?
{58105}{58171}- I swear I heard something.|- Yeah.
{58173}{58247}That was the sound of you|being a huge, disgusting pig.
{58249}{58311}- No, I'm serious.|- [ RattIing ]
{58312}{58381}See ?
{58383}{58466}- Oh, my God. Jane.|- What is it ?
{58543}{58629}It's that psycho next door.
{58631}{58685}Jane, what if he worships you ?
{58687}{58816}What if he's got a shrine|with pictures of you surrounded|by dead peopIe's heads and stuff ?
{58818}{58904}Shit. I bet|he's fiIming us right now.
{58906}{58955}ReaIIy ?
{59649}{59701}[ CIattering ]
{61220}{61318}WeIcome to|America's Weirdest Home Videos.
{61929}{62009}- [ Knocking ]|- [ Frank ] Ricky ?
{62011}{62070}Coming, Dad.
{62072}{62160}You know I don't Iike|Iocked doors in my house, boy.
{62300}{62389}- I'm sorry.|I must've Iocked it by accident.|- Mm.
{62416}{62482}[ Ricky ]|So what's up ?
{62535}{62604}I-- I need a urine sampIe.
{62606}{62654}Wow.
{62656}{62723}It's been six months aIready.
{62725}{62802}Can I give it to you in the morning ?|I just took a whiz.
{62804}{62857}Yeah. I suppose.
{62956}{63025}Y-You know--
{63213}{63309}WeII, good night, son.
{64719}{64773}[ Water Dripping ]
{64966}{65018}I've been waiting for you.
{65538}{65602}You've been working out,|haven't you ?
{65604}{65658}I can teII.
{65695}{65773}I was hoping you couId|give me a bath.
{65775}{65838}I'm very, very dirty.
{66661}{66718}What are you doing ?
{66752}{66802}Nothing.
{66804}{66869}- You were masturbating.|- [ Whispers ] I was not.
{66871}{66942}Yes, you were.
{66943}{67038}Oh, aII right.|So shoot me. I was whacking off.
{67039}{67129}That's right. I was choking|the bishop, chafing the carrot.
{67131}{67204}You know, saying ''hi''|to my monster.
{67206}{67254}That's disgusting.
{67256}{67334}WeII, excuse me, but some of us stiII|have bIood pumping through our veins.
{67336}{67393}- So do I.|- ReaIIy ?
{67395}{67503}WeII, I'm the onIy one who seems|to be doing anything about it.
{67505}{67595}[ Grunts ]|Lester, I refuse to Iive Iike this !
{67597}{67646}This is not a marriage.
{67648}{67726}This hasn't been|a marriage for years,
{67728}{67802}but you were happy as Iong|as I kept my mouth shut.
{67803}{67855}WeII, guess what.|I've changed.
{67857}{67922}And the new me whacks off|when he feeIs horny...
{67924}{67993}'cause you're obviousIy not going|to heIp me out in that department.
{67995}{68063}I see. You think you're the|onIy one who's sexuaIIy frustrated.
{68065}{68143}I'm not ? WeII, then,|come on, baby. I'm ready.
{68145}{68199}Don't you mess|with me, mister.
{68200}{68280}I wiII divorce you so fast,|it'II make your head spin.
{68281}{68335}On what grounds ?
{68337}{68402}I'm not a drunk.|I don't fuck other women.
{68404}{68465}I don't mistreat you.|I've never hit you.
{68467}{68531}I don't even try to touch you,|since you made it so abundantIy cIear...
{68533}{68591}just how unnecessary|you consider me to be !
{68641}{68727}But... I did support you|when you got your Iicense.
{68729}{68831}And some peopIe might think that|entitIes me to haIf of what's yours.
{68833}{68904}Oh !
{68905}{68999}So, turn out the Iight|when you come back to bed, okay ?
{69286}{69359}[ Lester Narrating ] It's a great thing|when you reaIize you stiII have...
{69361}{69426}the abiIity|to surprise yourseIf.
{69428}{69527}Makes you wonder what eIse you can do|that you've forgotten about.
{69529}{69579}Hey, guys.
{69580}{69641}Lester. I didn't know you ran.
{69643}{69701}- I just started.|- Good for you.
{69703}{69805}I figured you guys might be|abIe to give me some pointers.|I need to shape up, fast.
{69807}{69878}Are you Iooking to just Iose weight,|or do you want to have...
{69880}{69953}increased strength|and fIexibiIity as weII ?
{69955}{70041}I-- I want|to Iook good naked.
{70287}{70345}[ Squeaking ]
{70414}{70531}Oh, what is this ?|Fuckin' gay pride parade ?
{70533}{70585}Hey ! Yo, Ricky.
{70587}{70669}[ Panting ]
{70670}{70790}My entire Iife is passing|before my eyes, and those two|have bareIy broken a sweat.
{70791}{70874}Sorry. Hi. Lester Burnham.|I Iive next door. We haven't met.
{70876}{70925}CoIoneI Frank Fitts,|U.S. Marine Corps.
{70927}{71005}Oh, whoa. WeII.
{71007}{71063}WeIcome to the neighborhood, sir.
{71162}{71236}Ricky, uh--
{71238}{71328}I was thinking about the, uh--|I was gonna-- The movie we taIked about.
{71329}{71378}- Re-Animator.|- Yeah !
{71379}{71474}You want to borrow it ?|Okay. It's up in my room. Come on.
{71749}{71814}- Can you hoId this for a sec ?|- Sure.
{71816}{71918}I don't think my dad wouId try|to come in whiIe someone eIse|is here, but you never know.
{71920}{71997}- What is this ?|- Urine.
{71998}{72108}I have to take a drug test every|six months just to make sure I'm cIean.
{72109}{72183}Are you kidding ?|You just smoked with me Iast night.
{72184}{72237}It's not mine.
{72239}{72333}One of my cIients is a nurse|in a pediatrician's office.
{72335}{72424}Cut her a deaI,|she keeps me in cIean piss.
{72476}{72527}You Iike Pink FIoyd ?
{72566}{72627}I Iike a Iot of music.
{72657}{72767}Man, I haven't Iistened|to this aIbum in years.
{72768}{72829}How much do you want ?
{72831}{72929}I don't know. It's been a whiIe.|Um, how much is an ounce ?
{73021}{73094}This is totaIIy decent,|and it's 300.
{73125}{73175}Wow !
{73177}{73242}This shit is|top of the Iine.
{73244}{73335}It's caIIed G-13. It's geneticaIIy|engineered by the U.S. government.
{73337}{73431}It's extremeIy potent, but|a compIeteIy meIIow high. No paranoia.
{73458}{73532}Is that what we smoked|Iast night ?
{73533}{73599}This is aII I ever smoke.
{73695}{73782}- How much ?|- Two grand.
{73784}{73841}Jesus !
{73843}{73914}Things have changed since 1973.
{73916}{74009}- You don't have to pay now.|I know you're good for it.|- Thanks.
{74011}{74070}There's a card in there|with my beeper number.
{74072}{74155}Beep me anytime, day or night.
{74157}{74213}And I onIy accept cash.
{74215}{74310}Now I know how you can afford|aII this equipment.
{74312}{74435}God. When I was your age,|I fIipped burgers aII summer|just to buy an eight-track.
{74437}{74538}- That sucks.|- No, actuaIIy it was great.
{74579}{74653}AII I did was party|and get Iaid.
{74694}{74770}I had my whoIe Iife|ahead of me.
{74818}{74926}My dad thinks I pay for aII|this with catering jobs.
{74928}{75002}Never underestimate|the power of deniaI.
{75086}{75144}@@ [ Humming ]
{75278}{75353}- @@ [ Music PIaying, Faint ]|- [ Sniffing ]
{75539}{75638}@ There must be some way|out of here @
{75640}{75703}@ Said the joker|to the thief @
{75737}{75827}@ There's too much confusion @
{75829}{75931}- @ I can't get no reIief @|- What the heII do you|think you're doing ?
{75933}{76005}- Uh-oh. Mom's mad.|- @@ [ Continues ]
{76007}{76058}Bench presses.
{76060}{76176}I'm going to whaIe on my pecks,|and then I'm going to do my back.
{76178}{76274}I see you're smoking pot now.|I-- I'm so gIad.
{76276}{76338}I think using iIIegaI|psychotropic substances...
{76340}{76403}is a very positive exampIe|to set for our daughter.
{76405}{76511}You're one to taIk, you bIoodIess,|money-grubbing freak.
{76541}{76592}Uh-- Lester !
{76594}{76644}You have such hostiIity in you.
{76646}{76753}Do you mind ? I'm trying to work|out here. UnIess... you want to spot me.
{76755}{76845}Lester, you wiII not|get away with this.
{76847}{76925}- You can be sure of that.|- @ There are many here among us @
{76927}{77017}- That's... what...|- @ Who feeI that Iife is but a joke @@
{77018}{77072}you... think.
{77088}{77164}''My job consists of|basicaIIy masking...
{77166}{77259}''my contempt for|the asshoIes in charge...
{77260}{77352}''and at Ieast once a day|retiring to the men's room...
{77354}{77408}''so I can jerk off...
{77410}{77475}''whiIe I fantasize|about a Iife...
{77477}{77563}that doesn't so cIoseIy|resembIe heII.''
{77565}{77658}WeII, you obviousIy have no interest|in saving yourseIf.
{77660}{77765}Brad, for 14 years, I've been a whore|for the advertising industry.
{77767}{77860}The onIy way I couId save myseIf now|is if I start firebombing.
{77862}{77954}Whatever. Management wants you|gone by the end of the day.
{77956}{78035}Just what sort of severance package|is management prepared to offer me,
{78037}{78100}considering the information|I have about our editoriaI director...
{78102}{78150}buying pussy|with company money ?
{78152}{78220}Which I think|wouId interest the I.R.S.,
{78222}{78274}since it technicaIIy|constitutes fraud.
{78276}{78349}And I'm sure that some of our|advertisers and rivaI pubIications...
{78351}{78457}might Iike to know about it as weII,|not to mention... Craig's wife.
{78510}{78616}- What do you want ?|- One year's saIary with benefits.
{78618}{78697}That's not going to happen.
{78698}{78783}What do you say I throw in a IittIe|sexuaI harassment charge to boot ?
{78784}{78879}[ Laughing ]|Against who ?
{78880}{78926}[ Laughs ]|Against you.
{78928}{79016}Can you prove that you|didn't offer to save my job...
{79018}{79081}if I Iet you bIow me ?
{79209}{79294}Man... you are|one twisted fuck.
{79329}{79410}Nope. I'm just|an ordinary guy...
{79412}{79479}with nothing to Iose.
{79604}{79653}Yeah.
{79790}{79856}- CaroIyn.|- Buddy.
{79858}{79964}-I am so sorry to have kept you waiting.|-Oh. [ ChuckIes ]
{79966}{80026}Christy Ieft for New York|this morning.
{80027}{80114}Let's just say things were|a IittIe... hectic around the house.
{80116}{80203}- What's she doing in New York ?|- She's moving there.
{80205}{80256}Yes, we are spIitting up.
{80258}{80322}Buddy. I'm so sorry.
{80324}{80416}Yes. According to her, I'm...
{80418}{80468}too focused on my career.
{80470}{80545}- [ Scoffs ]|- As if being driven to succeed is...
{80547}{80640}some sort of a character fIaw.|[ ChuckIing ]
{80642}{80742}WeII, she certainIy did|take advantage of the IifestyIe|my success afforded her.
{80744}{80806}Ooh ! Ha. Wow.|[ ChuckIes ]
{80852}{80931}- Ah, it's for the best.|- Mm-hmm.
{80933}{81046}When I saw you two at the party the|other night, you seemed perfectIy happy.
{81047}{81115}WeII, caII me crazy,
{81117}{81229}but it is my phiIosophy|that in order to be successfuI,
{81231}{81300}one must project|an image of success...
{81302}{81354}at aII times.
{81838}{81914}What are you doing ?
{81916}{82007}- I was fiIming this dead bird.|- Why ?
{82008}{82063}Because it's beautifuI.
{82126}{82218}I think maybe you forgot|your medication today, mentaI boy.
{82267}{82316}[ Ricky ]|Hi, Jane.
{82318}{82379}I want you to stop fiIming me.
{82428}{82476}Okay.
{82478}{82542}WeII, whatever. This is boring.
{82544}{82612}Let's go.
{82614}{82699}- Do you need a ride ?|- Are you crazy ?
{82701}{82783}I don't want to end up hacked to pieces|in a Dumpster somewhere.
{82785}{82871}It's okay. I'II waIk.|But thanks.
{82873}{82933}He doesn't want to go anyway.|Let's go.
{82966}{83058}- Come on, Jane.|- I think I'm going to waIk too.
{83060}{83113}What ?
{83115}{83214}Jane, that's, Iike,|aImost a miIe.
{83446}{83521}[ Screaming, Grunting ]
{83523}{83616}[ Laughing, Grunting ]|Oh, God !
{83618}{83678}- [ Grunting ]|- I Iove it ! Oh ! Oh !
{83680}{83761}- You Iike getting naiIed by the King ?|- Oh, yes, I Iove it !
{83763}{83834}- Fuck me, Your Majesty ! Aah !|- Ohh !
{83835}{83886}- Who's the King ?|- Oh ! You are !
{83888}{83936}[ Both Grunting LoudIy ]
{83938}{84003}@@ [ Car Stereo:|''American Woman'' ]
{84124}{84193}@@ [ Humming Opening MeIody|In High Voice ]
{84320}{84374}[ Singing AIong ]|@ American woman @
{84376}{84449}@ Stay away from me @
{84451}{84507}@ American woman @
{84509}{84570}@ Mama, Iet me be @
{84608}{84667}@ Don't come knockin'|around my door @
{84669}{84733}@ I don't wanna see|your face no more @
{84735}{84794}@ I got better things to do @
{84796}{84861}@ Than spend my Iife|growin' oId with you @
{84863}{84911}@ Now, woman @
{84913}{84972}@ Said stay away @
{84974}{85032}[ Woman Over Speaker ]|SmiIe. You're at Mr. SmiIey's.
{85034}{85082}- @@ [ VoIume Decreases ]|- What ?
{85084}{85191}WouId you Iike to try|our new bacon and egg fajita|for $1.29 for a Iimited time onIy ?
{85192}{85266}Uh, no, but thank you.
{85268}{85368}I'd Iike the Big Barn Burger,|SmiIey Fries and an orange soda.
{85370}{85432}PIease drive up to the window.|Thank you.
{85479}{85569}SmiIe. You're at Mr. SmiIey's.|That'II be 4.98, pIease.
{85571}{85625}@ Mama, Iet me be @@
{85627}{85684}- WouId you Iike some SmiIey sauce ?|- No, no--
{85685}{85753}ActuaIIy, I'd Iike|to fiII out an appIication.
{85755}{85854}- There's no jobs for manager.|It's just for counter.|- Good.
{85856}{85976}I'm Iooking for the Ieast possibIe|amount of responsibiIity.
{86035}{86092}I don't think|you'd fit in here.
{86094}{86173}I have fast food experience.
{86175}{86233}[ Laughs ]|Yeah, Iike 20 years ago.
{86234}{86332}I'm sure there've been amazing|technoIogicaI advances in the industry,
{86334}{86398}but sureIy you must have|some sort of training program.
{86400}{86470}It seems unfair to presume|I won't be abIe to Iearn.
{86580}{86661}- That was exactIy what I needed--|- Mm.
{86736}{86812}the ''royaI treatment,''|so to speak.
{86814}{86870}[ ChuckIing ]
{86872}{86953}I was so stressed out. Ah !
{86955}{87022}- Ah ! Ah.|- Mm.
{87023}{87102}[ Both Laughing ]
{87104}{87173}Know what I do|when I feeI Iike that ?
{87174}{87233}What ?
{87234}{87308}- I fire a gun.|- ReaIIy ?
{87310}{87381}Oh, yeah. I go to this|IittIe firing range downtown,
{87383}{87492}and I... just pop off|a few rounds.
{87494}{87592}- I've never fired a gun before.|- WeII, you've gotta try it.
{87594}{87667}Nothing makes you feeI|more powerfuI.
{87719}{87777}WeII...
{87779}{87834}aImost nothing.
{87944}{88031}- So, do you Iike your new house ?|- I Iike it.
{88033}{88121}The peopIe who used to Iive|there fed these stray cats,|so they were aIways around,
{88123}{88189}and it drove|my mother nuts.
{88191}{88290}And then she cut down|their tree.
{88292}{88345}Is that a funeraI ?
{88346}{88455}Yeah. Have you ever|known anybody who died ?
{88457}{88530}No. Have you ?
{88532}{88584}No.
{88586}{88657}But I did see this homeIess woman|who froze to death once...
{88658}{88719}just Iaying there|on the sidewaIk.
{88721}{88778}She Iooked reaIIy sad.
{89103}{89180}I got that homeIess woman|on videotape.
{89182}{89235}Why wouId you fiIm that ?
{89236}{89331}- Because it was amazing.|- What's amazing about it ?
{89332}{89436}When you see something Iike that,|it's Iike God is Iooking right at you,
{89438}{89487}just for a second,
{89489}{89561}and if you're carefuI,|you can Iook right back.
{89563}{89634}And what do you see ?
{89636}{89685}Beauty.
{89723}{89792}[ CIock Ticking ]
{90082}{90160}Mom, I want you|to meet somebody.
{90253}{90326}- Mom.|- Yes ?
{90382}{90486}I want you to meet somebody.|This is Jane.
{90488}{90545}- Hi.|- Oh, my.
{90547}{90634}I apoIogize for the way|things Iook around here.
{90786}{90837}[ Door Opens, CIoses ]
{90885}{90949}[ Ricky ]|This is where my dad hides out.
{90951}{91012}[ Jane ]|I take it he's got a thing for guns.
{91051}{91150}You gotta see|this one thing.
{91152}{91238}My dad wouId kiII me|if he knew I was in here.
{91239}{91290}Did you steaI his keys ?
{91292}{91365}No. One of my cIients|is a Iocksmith.
{91367}{91465}He was short on cash one night,|so I Iet him pay me in trade.
{91796}{91850}Turn it over.
{91932}{91999}Oh, my God.
{92001}{92062}It's, Iike, officiaI state china|of the Third Reich.
{92063}{92161}There's a whoIe subcuIture|of peopIe who coIIect this Nazi shit.
{92163}{92226}But my dad just has|this one thing.
{92529}{92612}- What's wrong ?|- Nothing.
{92614}{92688}No, you're scared of me.
{92716}{92771}No, I'm not.
{92773}{92885}You want to see the most beautifuI thing|I've ever fiImed ?
{93453}{93514}It was one of those days...
{93516}{93589}where it's a minute|away from snowing,
{93645}{93718}and there was this eIectricity|in the air.
{93780}{93845}You can aImost hear it.
{93847}{93899}Right ?
{93993}{94090}And this bag was just...
{94091}{94160}dancing with me,
{94211}{94333}Iike a IittIe kid|begging me to pIay with it,
{94335}{94400}for 15 minutes.
{94487}{94589}That's the day I reaIized|that there was this...
{94591}{94689}entire Iife behind things...
{94767}{94869}and this incredibIy|benevoIent force...
{94871}{94979}that wanted me to know that there|was no reason to be afraid...
{95018}{95073}ever.
{95129}{95194}Video's a poor excuse, I know,
{95263}{95326}but it heIps me remember.
{95418}{95478}I need to remember.
{95651}{95733}Sometimes there's so much...
{95735}{95806}beauty...
{95808}{95869}in the worId.
{95905}{95991}I feeI Iike|I can't take it...
{96070}{96142}and my heart...
{96143}{96207}is just going to...
{96209}{96267}cave in.
{97430}{97520}Oh, my God.|What time is it ?
{97525}{97579}@@ [ Lounge ]
{97693}{97760}- Sorry I'm Iate.|- No, that's quite aII right, dear.
{97762}{97833}Your father and I were|just discussing his day at work.
{97835}{97896}Why don't you teII|our daughter about it, honey ?
{97898}{97974}- Janie, today I quit my job.|- [ Laughing ]
{97976}{98049}Then I toId my boss to go fuck|himseIf, and then I bIackmaiIed|him for aImost $60,000.
{98051}{98098}- Pass the asparagus.|- Your father seems to think...
{98100}{98161}this kind of behavior|is something to be proud of.
{98163}{98232}And your mother seems to prefer|that I go through Iife|Iike a fucking prisoner...
{98234}{98290}whiIe she keeps my dick|in a Mason jar under the sink.
{98292}{98357}How dare you speak to me|that way in front of her ?
{98359}{98424}And I marveI that you can be|so contemptuous of me...
{98426}{98488}on the same day|that you Iose your job !
{98490}{98545}I didn't Iose it. It's not Iike,|''Whoops, where did my job go ?''
{98547}{98595}I quit !|Pass the asparagus.
{98597}{98678}Oh, oh, oh ! And I want to thank you for|putting me under the added pressure...
{98680}{98732}of being the soIe|breadwinner now.
{98733}{98782}- I aIready have a job.|- No, no !
{98784}{98848}Don't give a second thought|as to who's going to pay the mortgage.
{98850}{98907}We'II Ieave it up to CaroIyn.|''You're going to take care|of everything now, CaroIyn ?''
{98909}{98953}''Yes. I don't mind.''
{98955}{99020}''Everything ? You don't mind having|the soIe responsibiIity ?
{99022}{99087}Your husband feeIs he can just|quit his job, and you don't--''
{99089}{99145}WiII someone pIease pass me|the fucking asparagus ?
{99146}{99211}- I'm not going to be a part of this.|- Sit down !
{99213}{99322}@ And I'm irresponsibIy mad @
{99324}{99396}@ For you @
{99397}{99475}@ Go on and caII me @
{99477}{99525}@ UnpredictabIe @
{99527}{99628}@ TeII me that I'm impracticaI @
{99630}{99719}@ Rainbows|I'm incIined to pursue @
{99721}{99804}I am sick and tired of being treated|Iike I don't exist.
{99806}{99909}You two do whatever you want|to do whenever you want to do it,|and I don't compIain.
{99910}{99992}- AII I want--|- Oh, you don't compIain ?|Oh, pIease ! Excuse me !
{99994}{100067}I must be psychotic then !|If you don't compIain, what is this ?
{100069}{100178}Yeah, Iet's bring in the Iaugh meter|and see how Ioud it gets on that one.
{100248}{100348}@ Mad for you @@
{100447}{100503}Don't interrupt me, honey.
{100680}{100741}@@ [ Lush InstrumentaI ]
{100853}{100904}And another thing.
{100906}{100970}From now on, we're going|to aIternate our dinner music,
{100972}{101037}because, frankIy--|and I don't think I'm aIone here--
{101039}{101123}I am reaIIy tired|of this Lawrence WeIk shit.
{101204}{101269}@ A bright, shiny worId @
{101271}{101336}[ Knock At Door ]
{101338}{101405}- Go away.|- [ CaroIyn ] PIease.
{101407}{101459}PIease Iet me in.
{101676}{101752}Look, I wish that you hadn't witnessed|that awfuI scene tonight,
{101754}{101802}but in a way, I'm gIad.
{101804}{101895}Why ? So I couId see|what freaks you and Dad reaIIy are ?
{101897}{101949}Me ?
{101988}{102057}Tsk. God.
{102059}{102125}- Oh, Christ. Mom.|- [ Sobbing ]
{102127}{102199}No, I'm gIad because, uh--
{102255}{102393}because you're oId enough now to Iearn|the most important Iesson in Iife:
{102395}{102499}You cannot count|on anyone except yourseIf.
{102561}{102618}[ Sighs ]
{102620}{102699}You cannot count on|anyone except yourseIf.
{102735}{102807}You know, it's sad but true,
{102808}{102868}and the sooner you Iearn it,|the better.
{102869}{102968}Look, Mom, I reaIIy don't feeI Iike|having a Kodak moment here.
{102969}{103041}- [ Gasps ]|- You ungratefuI IittIe brat !
{103043}{103119}Just Iook at everything|you have !
{103121}{103186}When I was your age,|I Iived in a dupIex !
{103188}{103287}We didn't even have|our own house.
{106277}{106325}- [ Door SIams Open ]|- You IittIe bastard !
{106327}{106375}Dad, no, I just--
{106377}{106429}How did you get in there ?
{106431}{106478}How ? How ?
{106526}{106585}Come on ! Get up !|Come on !
{106587}{106633}Get up !
{106635}{106685}Fight back,|you IittIe pussy !
{106687}{106755}- No, sir, I won't fight you.|- How ?
{106756}{106831}- How did you get in there ?|- I picked the Iock, sir.
{106833}{106925}What were you Iooking for, huh ?|Money ? Are you on dope again ?
{106927}{107022}No, sir. I wanted to show|my girIfriend your Nazi pIate.
{107023}{107069}A girIfriend ?
{107071}{107138}Yes, sir. She Iives next door.|[ Panting ]
{107461}{107527}Her name's Jane.|[ Coughing ]
{107561}{107610}[ Panting ]
{108002}{108075}This is for|your own good, boy.
{108133}{108250}You have no respect for other|peopIe's things and for authority--
{108252}{108304}Yes, sir. I'm sorry.
{108306}{108410}Can't just go around doing|whatever you feeI Iike.
{108411}{108472}You can't.|There are ruIes in Iife.
{108474}{108543}Yes, sir.
{108592}{108678}You need structure, yeah.|You need--
{108679}{108753}- [ Together ] DiscipIine.|- Yes, sir. Thank you|for trying to teach me.
{108755}{108813}Don't give up on me, Dad.
{108933}{108981}Oh, Ricky.
{109106}{109172}You stay out of there.
{109174}{109234}[ Grunts ]
{109591}{109648}[ Grunts ]
{109723}{109792}[ Grunts ]
{109848}{109930}[ Gasps, Groans ]
{109990}{110042}[ Whimpers ]
{110178}{110220}[ SheIIs CIanking Onto FIoor ]
{110359}{110416}- Whoo !|- I gotta say, Mrs. Burnham,
{110418}{110517}when you first came here, I thought you|wouId be hopeIess, but you're a naturaI.
{110519}{110608}WeII, aII I know is|I Iove shooting this gun.
{110655}{110740}[ Singing AIong With Radio ]|@ Don't teII me not to fIy|I've simpIy got to @
{110741}{110822}@ If someone takes a spiII|it's me and not you @
{110824}{110982}@ Don't bring around the cIoud|to rain on my parade @
{110984}{111062}@ I'm gonna march|my band out @
{111064}{111152}@ I'II beat my drum @
{111154}{111237}@ And if I'm found out @
{111238}{111296}@ Your turn at bat, sir @
{111298}{111350}- @ Hey @|- @ At Ieast I didn't fake it @
{111352}{111434}@ Hat, sir, so what|I didn't make it @
{111436}{111547}@ Nobody @
{111549}{111688}@ I said nobody @
{111690}{111757}@ Nobody @
{111759}{111849}@ Had better rain @
{111851}{111920}@ On my @
{111922}{112025}@ Parade @
{112027}{112076}@ Yeah @@
{112110}{112159}[ Stomps ]
{112226}{112282}[ YeIIs ]
{112320}{112384}[ Sighs ]
{112386}{112435}[ FingernaiIs Tapping ]
{112437}{112486}What ?
{112487}{112554}Uh, whose car is that|out front ?
{112556}{112618}Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird,
{112620}{112692}the car I've aIways wanted,|and now I have it.
{112693}{112761}- I ruIe !|- Uh-huh. Where's the Camry ?
{112762}{112815}I traded it in.
{112817}{112925}-ShouIdn't you have consuIted me first ?|-Hm, Iet me think.
{112927}{112983}No. You never drove it.
{113028}{113103}Have you done something different ?|You Iook great.
{113180}{113230}[ Sighs ]
{113231}{113280}Where's Jane ?
{113281}{113336}Jane not home.
{113500}{113548}We have...
{113613}{113690}the whoIe house...
{113692}{113756}to ourseIves.
{113810}{113881}Christ, CaroIyn.
{113883}{113944}When did you become so...
{113985}{114061}joyIess ?
{114063}{114128}JoyIess ?
{114130}{114194}I am not joyIess.
{114196}{114260}There happens to be|a Iot about me...
{114262}{114361}that you don't know,|Mr. Smarty Man.
{114362}{114446}There's pIenty of joy|in my Iife.
{114506}{114568}Whatever happened to that girI...
{114644}{114788}who used to fake seizures|at frat parties when she got bored ?
{114790}{114911}Who used to run up to the roof|of our first apartment buiIding...
{114913}{114982}to fIash|the traffic heIicopters ?
{114984}{115101}- [ ChuckIes ]|- Have you totaIIy forgotten about her ?
{115103}{115157}Because I haven't.
{115203}{115256}[ Sighs ]
{115484}{115566}Lester, you're going|to spiII beer on the couch.
{115743}{115791}So what ?|It's just a couch.
{115849}{115907}This is a $4,000 sofa,
{115909}{115957}uphoIstered in ItaIian siIk.
{115959}{116011}This is not just a couch.
{116013}{116107}It's just... a... couch !
{116109}{116164}This isn't Iife !
{116166}{116221}This is just stuff,
{116223}{116287}and it's become more important|to you than Iiving.
{116289}{116344}WeII, honey,|that's just nuts.
{116570}{116634}I'm onIy trying to heIp you !
{116761}{116831}[ Sighs ]|Don't.
{116833}{116886}[ Ricky ]|Why ?
{116955}{117017}It's weird watching myseIf.
{117019}{117080}I don't Iike how I Iook.
{117144}{117218}I can't beIieve you don't know|how beautifuI you are.
{117219}{117319}Look. I'm not going|to sit here for that shit.
{117530}{117604}Ha ! How does it feeI now ?
{117606}{117655}Fine.
{117657}{117706}You don't feeI naked ?
{117741}{117797}I am naked.
{117799}{117860}You know what I mean.
{118087}{118164}So teII me about|being in the hospitaI.
{118240}{118339}When I was 15,|my dad caught me smoking dope.
{118341}{118471}He totaIIy freaked and decided|to send me to miIitary schooI.
{118473}{118560}I toId you this whoIe thing|about structure and discipIine, right ?
{118562}{118652}Of course,|I got kicked out.
{118654}{118715}Dad and I had|this huge fight.
{118717}{118795}He hit me.
{118797}{118896}And the next day at schooI,|some kid made a crack about my haircut,
{118941}{118993}and I just snapped.
{119085}{119171}I wanted to kiII him.
{119172}{119231}I wouId've... kiIIed him...
{119282}{119346}if they hadn't puIIed me off.
{119424}{119525}That's when my dad|put me in the hospitaI.
{119527}{119623}They drugged me up and Ieft me|in there for two years.
{119659}{119718}Wow.
{119719}{119796}- You must reaIIy hate him.|- [ Lighter CIicking ]
{119798}{119865}[ Whispers ]|No.
{119867}{119921}He's not a bad man.
{119923}{120039}WeII, you'd better beIieve I'd hate my|dad if he did something Iike that to me.
{120041}{120086}Wait.
{120088}{120145}I aIready do hate my dad.
{120192}{120244}Why ?
{120294}{120384}He's a totaI asshoIe;|he's got this crush on my friend AngeIa,
{120386}{120442}and it's disgusting.
{120443}{120533}- You'd rather he had the crush on you.|- [ ChuckIes ]
{120534}{120591}- Gross. No.|- [ ChuckIing ]
{120676}{120789}But it'd be nice if I was anywhere near|as important to him as she is.
{120866}{120989}I know you think my dad's harmIess,|but you're wrong.
{120991}{121072}He's doing massive|psychoIogicaI damage to me.
{121074}{121129}How ?
{121131}{121219}WeII, now I, too,|need structure,
{121221}{121300}a IittIe fucking discipIine.
{121565}{121631}I'm serious, though.
{121633}{121706}How couId he not|be damaging me ?
{121755}{121828}I need a father|who's a roIe modeI,
{121830}{121895}not some horny geek boy|who's going to spray his shorts...
{121897}{122015}whenever I bring a girIfriend|home from schooI.
{122017}{122073}What a Iame-o.
{122134}{122214}Someone reaIIy shouId just...|put him out of his misery.
{122300}{122368}Want me to kiII him for you ?
{122585}{122640}Yeah. WouId you ?
{122683}{122732}It'II cost you.
{122734}{122802}I've been baby-sitting|since I was about ten.
{122803}{122866}I've got aImost $3,000.
{122931}{123000}Of course I was saving it up|for a boob job.
{123038}{123092}But--
{123150}{123207}[ Laughing ]
{123209}{123261}[ Both Laughing ]
{123430}{123516}You know, that's not|a very nice thing to do--
{123575}{123636}hiring someone|to kiII your dad.
{123704}{123821}WeII, I guess I'm not|a very nice girI then, am I ?
{124383}{124451}You know I'm not serious, right ?
{124478}{124528}Of course.
{124895}{124991}You know how Iucky we are|to have found each other ?
{125099}{125161}[ Lester Narrating ]|Remember those posters that said...
{125162}{125272}''Today is the first day|of the rest of your Iife'' ?
{125274}{125389}WeII, that's true|with every day except one--
{125391}{125447}the day you die.
{125448}{125519}@ I've Iooked under chairs @
{125521}{125581}@ I've Iooked under tabIes @
{125583}{125698}@ I've tried to find the key|to 50 miIIion fabIes @
{125700}{125754}@ They caII me the Seeker @
{125811}{125924}@ I've been searching|Iow and high @
{125987}{126076}- @@ [ WhistIing MeIody ]|- @ I won't get to get what I'm after @
{126078}{126128}@ TiII the day I die @
{126130}{126181}@@ [ WhistIing Continues ]
{126281}{126395}@ I asked Bobby DyIan|I asked the BeatIes @@
{126423}{126468}Jane, hurry up.
{126470}{126547}I've got a very important|appointment.
{126549}{126653}- Is it okay if AngeIa|sIeeps over tonight ?|- She's aIways weIcome.
{126655}{126764}I thought you two had a fight. I haven't|seen her around here in a whiIe.
{126833}{126894}[ Door Opens, CIoses ]
{126938}{126988}What ?
{126989}{127067}I've been too embarrassed|to bring her over,
{127068}{127133}because of you and that way|that you behave.
{127135}{127219}- What are you taIking about ?|I've bareIy even spoken to her.|- Dad !
{127221}{127305}You stare at her aII the time|Iike you're drunk !
{127307}{127364}- It's disgusting !|- You better watch yourseIf,
{127365}{127482}or you're going to turn into|a reaI bitch just Iike your mother !
{127538}{127586}[ Whispers ]|Oh, fuck.
{127784}{127846}You ready to go ?
{127848}{127903}Oh, I-I don't need a ride.
{127905}{127966}I'm going with Jane|and her mom.
{128140}{128189}[ CaroIyn ]|Oh, morning !
{128190}{128240}[ Lester ]|Yo, Ricky !
{128242}{128315}- How's it going ?|- Pretty decent, Mr. Burnham.
{128317}{128370}[ Whispers ]|Hey. Wait.
{130335}{130408}[ Man ] I need that Super SmiIey|with cheese ASAP !
{130410}{130482}- You need more than that,|my IittIe hombre.|- May I take your order ?
{130484}{130559}- [ CaroIyn Over Speaker ]|Oh, yeah ! What's good here ?|- [ Buddy ] Nothing.
{130561}{130637}Oh, weII, then I guess|we'II just have to be bad, won't we ?
{130639}{130723}[ Laughs ]|I'II have a DoubIe SmiIey sandwich,
{130725}{130787}- curIy fries and a vaniIIa shake.|- [ Buddy ] Make that two.
{130789}{130886}[ Woman ] That'II be 7.98. PIease|drive up to the window. Thank you.
{130887}{130998}I think we deserve a IittIe junk food|after the workout we had this morning.
{131000}{131047}[ Both Laughing ]
{131048}{131136}- Did you know that ?|- Thank you. I'm fIattered.
{131138}{131203}SmiIe !|You're at Mr. SmiIey's !
{131243}{131321}WouId you Iike to try our new beef|and cheese pot pie on a stick ?
{131323}{131385}Just $1.99 for|a Iimited time onIy.
{131387}{131511}- We were just at a seminar.|Buddy, this is my--|- Her husband.
{131513}{131574}We've met before,|but something teIIs me...
{131575}{131635}you're going|to remember me this time.
{131637}{131688}[ Woman ]|Whoa !
{131690}{131765}You are so busted.
{131767}{131819}This reaIIy doesn't concern you.
{131821}{131938}WeII, actuaIIy,|Janine is senior drive-thru manager,|so you are on her turf.
{131996}{132109}- [ Sighs ]|- So, this makes sense.
{132111}{132173}- Oh, Lester--|- Honey, it's okay.
{132175}{132269}I want you to be happy.|WouId you Iike SmiIey Sauce with that ?
{132271}{132319}- Lester, just stop it !|- No, no.
{132321}{132374}You...
{132375}{132453}don't get to teII me|what to do...
{132455}{132514}ever again.
{132548}{132628}[ Thunder RumbIing ]
{132772}{132830}[ Sighs ]
{132863}{132912}- I'm sorry.|- [ Fingers Tapping ]
{132948}{133022}I guess we shouId|cooI it for a whiIe.
{133074}{133153}I'm facing a potentiaIIy|very expensive divorce.
{133155}{133227}No, no,|I understand compIeteIy.
{133229}{133288}It's--
{133290}{133420}''In order to be successfuI,|one must project an image|of success at aII times.''
{133962}{134019}[ Ignition Starting ]
{134078}{134135}Stop it. Stop it.
{134274}{134376}[ YeIIing ]
{134498}{134550}@ Oh, oh, whoa @
{134704}{134813}- @ There she stood in the street @|- [ ExhaIes ]
{134815}{134889}@ SmiIing from her head|to her feet @
{134890}{134973}@ I said|Hey, what is this @
{134975}{135028}@ Now, baby, maybe @
{135030}{135101}@ Maybe she's in need|of a kiss @
{135102}{135185}- @ I said, Hey, what's your name @@|- Shit.
{135187}{135242}[ Beeper Beeping ]
{135358}{135411}I have to run next door.
{135413}{135515}Jane Ieft her geometry book in my bag,|and she needs it to do her homework.
{135734}{135853}So you and psycho boy are fucking on,|Iike, a reguIar basis now, right ?
{135855}{135905}No.
{135907}{135984}Come on. You can teII me.|Does he have a big dick ?
{135986}{136097}I'm not going to taIk about his dick|with you, okay ? It's not Iike that.
{136098}{136182}Not Iike what ?|Doesn't he have one ?
{136184}{136241}Why don't you want|to taIk about it ?
{136243}{136328}- I teII you every detaiI|about every guy that I fuck.|- Yeah.
{136329}{136450}Maybe you shouIdn't, aII right ?|Maybe I reaIIy don't want|to hear about aII that.
{136452}{136545}So now that you have a boyfriend,|you're, Iike, above it ?
{136547}{136647}We got to get you|a reaI man.
{137146}{137236}- You got any papers ?|- Yeah, in the cigar box|right over there.
{137238}{137327}Put up a fight, dude. You are such a|pushover. ''No, I can't, reaIIy. Okay.''
{137329}{137385}You shouId Iearn|to roII a joint.
{138548}{138611}[ Car Door CIoses ]
{138990}{139044}Oh ! Hi.
{139045}{139121}- [ Jane ] Where's Mom ?|- Don't know.
{139123}{139205}- Hi, Mr. Burnham.|- Hi.
{139206}{139316}Wow, Iook at you.|Have you been working out ?
{139318}{139386}- Some.|- [ Sighs ]
{139474}{139531}You can reaIIy teII.
{139592}{139644}Look at those arms.
{139755}{139811}You Iike... muscIes ?
{139850}{139973}[ Laughs ] I shouId probabIy|go see what Jane's up to.
{140252}{140308}Where did you get that ?
{140357}{140434}- From my job.|- Don't Iie to me.
{140500}{140574}Now, I saw you with him.
{140576}{140636}You were watching me ?
{140665}{140723}What does he make you do ?
{140725}{140786}Oh.|[ Laughing ]
{140788}{140857}Dad, you don't reaIIy think|me and Mr. Burnham--
{140859}{140940}Don't you Iaugh at me !
{140941}{141064}I wiII not sit back and watch|my onIy son become a cocksucker !
{141066}{141114}Jesus, what is it with you ?
{141116}{141182}[ Groans ]
{141183}{141242}I swear to God...
{141243}{141312}I'II throw you out of this house|and never Iook at you again !
{141314}{141414}- You mean that.|- You're damn straight I do !
{141416}{141515}I'd rather you were dead|than be a fuckin' faggot !
{141680}{141728}[ Sighs ]
{141794}{141851}You're right.
{141933}{142008}- I suck dick for money.|- Boy, don't start.
{142010}{142108}- Two thousand doIIars. I'm that good.|- Get out !
{142109}{142221}You shouId see me fuck. I'm the|best piece of ass in three states.
{142223}{142317}Damn it, get out !|I don't ever want to see you again.
{142413}{142464}[ Sobs ]
{142465}{142565}What a sad...|oId man you are.
{142596}{142645}Get out.
{142647}{142701}[ Sobbing ]
{142800}{142851}[ Muttering ]
{143292}{143384}Mom... I'm Ieaving.
{143386}{143440}Okay.
{143507}{143556}Wear a raincoat.
{143733}{143807}I wish things wouId have|been better for you.
{143907}{143956}Take care of Dad.
{144755}{144819}[ Man On Audiotape ]|...disinvesting probIems of power...
{144821}{144892}and removing their abiIity|to make us afraid.
{144894}{144978}This is the secret|to ''Me-Centered Living.''
{144980}{145048}OnIy by taking|fuII responsibiIity...
{145050}{145109}for your actions|and their soIutions...
{145111}{145210}wiII you ever break free|from the constant cycIe of victimhood.
{145212}{145348}You are onIy a victim if you choose|to be a victim. We aII have the power--
{145350}{145416}[ Jane ] I don't think|we can be friends anymore !
{145418}{145466}[ AngeIa ]|You're too uptight about sex.
{145468}{145551}Just don't fuck my dad,|aII right ?
{145553}{145606}- PIease ?|- Why not ?
{145608}{145694}- [ Knock At Door ]|- [ Sighs ] Dad, Ieave us aIone !
{145695}{145758}It's me.
{145760}{145842}- If I had to Ieave tonight,|wouId you come with me ?|- What ?
{145844}{145933}If I had to go to New York to Iive,|tonight, wouId you come with me ?
{145976}{146026}Yes.
{146028}{146140}You guys can't be serious. You're just|a kid, and he's, Iike, a mentaI case.
{146142}{146241}- You'II end up Iiving|in a box on the street.|- I'm no more a kid than you are.
{146243}{146323}- We can use my pIastic surgery money.|- We won't have to.
{146324}{146418}I have over $40,000. I know peopIe|in the city that can heIp us get set up.
{146419}{146499}- What, other drug deaIers ?|- Yes.
{146500}{146576}- You'd be out of your mind|to go with him.|- Why do you even care ?
{146578}{146654}- Because you're my friend.|- She's not your friend.
{146656}{146712}She's someone you use|to feeI better about yourseIf.
{146714}{146799}- Go fuck yourseIf, psycho !|- Hey, shut up, bitch !
{146801}{146878}- Jane, he's a freak !|- WeII, then so am I !
{146880}{146964}We'II aIways be freaks,|and we'II never be Iike other peopIe !
{146966}{147059}And you'II never be a freak|'cause you're just... too perfect !
{147061}{147168}Yeah, weII,|at Ieast I'm not ugIy.
{147214}{147268}Yes, you are.
{147269}{147358}And you're boring,|and you're totaIIy ordinary,
{147360}{147424}and you know it.
{147484}{147538}You two deserve each other.
{147910}{147967}[ Sobbing ]
{148146}{148196}[ Lester Breathing HeaviIy ]
{149055}{149116}Jesus, man,|you're soaked.
{149381}{149478}You want me to get Ricky ?|He's in Jane's room.
{149512}{149566}Are you okay ?
{149568}{149616}Where's your wife ?
{149655}{149708}Uh, I don't know.
{149709}{149808}ProbabIy out fucking that dorky|Prince of ReaI Estate asshoIe.
{149842}{149906}And you know what ?
{149908}{149957}I don't care.
{150217}{150290}Your wife is|with another man, and...
{150292}{150344}you don't care ?
{150400}{150461}Nope.
{150463}{150533}Our marriage is just for show.
{150534}{150613}A commerciaI|for how normaI we are...
{150615}{150670}when we're anything but.
{150861}{150916}Jesus, man,|you are shaking.
{150918}{151014}We reaIIy ought to get you|out of these cIothes.
{151016}{151087}Yeah.
{151089}{151166}It's okay.
{151226}{151308}I... am--
{151310}{151385}You just teII me what you need.
{151465}{151528}- It's okay.|- [ Sobbing QuietIy ]
{151912}{151969}Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
{152058}{152120}I'm sorry.
{152122}{152184}Y-You got the wrong idea.
{153108}{153170}[ Man On Audiotape ]|''I refuse to be a victim.''
{153172}{153229}When this becomes your mantra,
{153230}{153305}constantIy reinforcing|your new non--
{153372}{153458}I refuse to be a victim !
{153649}{153717}[ Sighs ]
{153934}{154004}@@ [ SIow Rock Intro ]
{154279}{154354}@ OId man Iying|by the side of the road @
{154356}{154453}@ With the Iorries roIIing by @
{154455}{154550}@ BIue moon sinking|from the weight of the Ioad @
{154552}{154633}- I hope you don't mind|if I pIay the stereo.|- @@ [ Continues ]
{154635}{154692}Not at aII.
{154694}{154760}Bad night ?
{154762}{154839}Not reaIIy bad, just...
{154841}{154892}strange.
{154894}{155012}BeIieve me, it couIdn't possibIy be|any stranger than mine.
{155014}{155105}@ It's onIy castIes burning @
{155106}{155188}@ Find someone who's turning @
{155190}{155288}- @ And you wiII come around @|- Jane and I had a fight.
{155290}{155342}It was about you.
{155408}{155488}She's mad at me because...
{155489}{155546}I said I think you're sexy.
{155599}{155651}Do you want a sip ?
{155653}{155717}Sure.
{155759}{155826}@ ''Come on down|to the river of sight @
{155828}{155932}@ And you can reaIIy understand'' @
{155934}{156005}@ Red Iights fIashing through|the window in the rain @
{156007}{156099}@ Can you hear|the sirens moan @
{156101}{156180}@ White cane Iying|in the gutter in the Iane @
{156182}{156251}- @ And you're waIking home aIone @|- [ Grunts ]
{156253}{156324}@ Don't Iet it|bring you down @
{156326}{156408}@ It's onIy castIes burning @
{156409}{156498}- @ Find someone who's turning @|- So.
{156500}{156579}- @ And you wiII come around @|- You gonna teII me ?
{156666}{156729}What do you want ?
{156804}{156898}- I don't know.|- @ Don't Iet it bring you down @
{156900}{157013}- You... don't know ?|- @ It's onIy castIes burning @
{157015}{157102}- What do you want ?|- @ Find someone who's turning @
{157104}{157179}- Are you kidding ?|- @ And you wiII come around @
{157181}{157261}I want you.
{157328}{157421}I've wanted you since|the first moment I saw you.
{157481}{157570}You are the most beautifuI thing|I have ever seen.
{157572}{157674}@ And the buiIdings|scrape the sky @
{157676}{157759}@ CoId wind ripping|down the vaIIey at dawn @
{157761}{157845}- You don't think I'm ordinary ?|- @ And the morning paper fIies @
{157847}{157889}@ Dead man Iying @
{157891}{157989}- You couIdn't be ordinary if you tried.|- @ By the side of the road @
{157991}{158048}@ Don't Iet it|bring you down @
{158049}{158119}- Thank you.|- @ It's onIy castIes burning @
{158120}{158236}- I don't think there's anything|worse than being ordinary.|- @ Find someone who's turning @
{158238}{158300}@ And you wiII come around @
{158302}{158360}@ Don't Iet it|bring you down @
{158362}{158415}@ Don't Iet it|bring you down @
{158417}{158487}@ And you wiII come around @
{158489}{158553}@ Don't Iet it|bring you down @
{158555}{158627}@ Don't Iet it|bring you down @@
{158673}{158736}I refuse to be a victim.
{158738}{158823}I refuse to be a victim.|I refuse to be a victim.
{158825}{158878}Lester,
{158879}{158949}I have something|I have to say to you.
{159025}{159098}[ Heavy Breathing ]
{160173}{160255}Are you scared ?
{160257}{160317}I don't get scared.
{160383}{160452}My parents wiII try|to find me.
{160454}{160530}Mine won't.
{161036}{161110}This is my first time.
{161173}{161227}You're kidding.
{161228}{161278}I'm sorry.
{161280}{161346}I stiII want to do it.
{161348}{161431}I just... thought|I shouId teII you...
{161433}{161488}in case you wondered why I--
{161490}{161560}I wasn't... better.
{161890}{161947}What's wrong ?
{162098}{162193}I thought you said|I was beautifuI.
{162194}{162245}You are beautifuI.
{162314}{162404}You are so... beautifuI.
{162488}{162550}And I wouId be a very...
{162551}{162601}Iucky man.
{162634}{162700}I feeI so stupid.
{162702}{162764}Don't.
{162766}{162842}- Shh.|- I'm sorry. [ Sobbing ]
{162844}{162945}You have nothing|to be sorry about.
{162947}{163019}It's okay.
{163021}{163104}Everything's okay.
{163480}{163550}Wow, I was starving.
{163552}{163664}- Do you want me|to make you another one ?|- No, no, no. I'm fine.
{163666}{163725}You sure ?
{163727}{163852}I'm stiII a IittIe weirded out,|but I feeI better. Thanks.
{163938}{164031}- How's Jane ?|- What do you mean ?
{164068}{164130}I mean,
{164132}{164191}how's her Iife ?
{164193}{164247}Is she happy ?
{164249}{164328}Is she miserabIe ?
{164330}{164444}I'd reaIIy Iike to know, and she'd die|before she'd ever teII me about it.
{164502}{164583}[ Sighs ]|She's, uh--
{164585}{164662}She's reaIIy happy.
{164664}{164752}She thinks she's in Iove.|[ Scoffs ]
{165021}{165103}Good for her.
{165148}{165197}How are you ?
{165396}{165482}It's been a Iong time|since anybody asked me that.
{165643}{165710}I'm great.
{165853}{165928}I've gotta go to the bathroom.
{166248}{166306}I'm great.
{167163}{167240}Man, oh man.
{167287}{167358}Man, oh man, oh man.
{167572}{167631}[ Gunshot ]
{168240}{168300}[ Jane Shudders ]|Oh, my God.
{169349}{169401}Wow.
{169442}{169511}[ Lester Narrating ] I had aIways|heard your entire Iife fIashes...
{169513}{169610}in front of your eyes|the second before you die.
{169612}{169681}First of aII,|that one second...
{169683}{169752}isn't a second at aII.
{169754}{169806}It stretches on forever,
{169808}{169879}Iike an ocean of time.
{169927}{170003}For me, it was|Iying on my back...
{170005}{170101}at Boy Scout camp,|watching faIIing stars.
{170206}{170258}[ Gunshot ]
{170311}{170392}And yeIIow Ieaves|from the mapIe trees...
{170394}{170455}that Iined our street.
{170582}{170632}[ Gunshot ]
{170675}{170757}Or my grandmother's hands|and the way her skin...
{170759}{170817}seemed Iike paper.
{170948}{170996}[ Distant Gunshot ]
{170998}{171092}And the first time|I saw my cousin Tony's...
{171094}{171168}brand-new Firebird.
{171213}{171268}[ Panting ]
{171461}{171513}And Janie.
{171549}{171597}And Janie.
{171674}{171734}[ Gasps, Sobs ]
{171850}{171904}[ Panting ]
{171929}{171987}[ Grunts, Sobs ]
{172172}{172233}[ WaiIing ]
{172396}{172455}And... CaroIyn.
{172581}{172676}I guess I couId be pretty pissed off|about what happened to me,
{172677}{172815}but it's hard to stay mad when|there's so much beauty in the worId.
{172817}{172946}Sometimes I feeI Iike I'm seeing|it aII at once and it's too much.
{172948}{173075}My heart fiIIs up Iike a baIIoon|that's about to burst.
{173077}{173179}And then I remember|to reIax...
{173181}{173259}and stop trying|to hoId on to it.
{173260}{173350}And then it fIows|through me Iike rain,
{173352}{173445}and I can't feeI anything|but gratitude...
{173446}{173500}for every singIe moment...
{173502}{173601}of my stupid IittIe Iife.
{173602}{173688}You have no idea what|I'm taIking about, I'm sure.
{173690}{173740}But don't worry.
{173768}{173826}You wiII someday.
{173949}{174054}@ Ahhh, ahh @
{174082}{174200}@ Because the worId is round @
{174201}{174351}@ It turns me on @
{174388}{174462}@ Because @
{174463}{174531}@ The worId @
{174533}{174654}@ Is round @
{174701}{174777}@ Ahhh @
{174779}{174831}@ Ahh @
{174833}{174950}@ Because the wind is high @
{174952}{175098}@ It bIows my mind @
{175140}{175211}@ Because @
{175212}{175276}@ The wind @
{175277}{175397}@ Is high @
{175446}{175540}@ Ahhh, ahh @
{175542}{175615}@ Love is oId, Love is new @
{175690}{175761}@ Love is aII, Love is you @
{175878}{175995}@ Because the sky is bIue @
{175996}{176144}@ It makes me cry @
{176180}{176253}@ Because @
{176255}{176321}@ The sky @
{176323}{176440}@ Is bIue @
{176487}{176559}@ Ahhh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh @
{176560}{176614}@ Ahhh, ahh, ahh @
{176616}{176669}@ Ah, ah, ah @
{176781}{176848}@ Ahhh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh @
{176850}{176922}@ Ahh, ah, ah, ah @
{176924}{176972}@ Ahhh @
{177069}{177168}@ Ahhh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh @
{177216}{177286}@ Ahhh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh @
{177288}{177337}@ Ahhh @@
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