1 00:00:48,079 --> 00:00:50,138 X1:243 X2:478 Y1:374 Y2:410 There's an old joke. 2 00:00:50,214 --> 00:00:53,183 X1:182 X2:540 Y1:334 Y2:409 Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort. 3 00:00:53,251 --> 00:00:56,516 X1:161 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 One says, "The food at this place is really terrible." 4 00:00:56,587 --> 00:00:59,579 X1:161 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 The other says, "l know, and such small portions." 5 00:00:59,657 --> 00:01:02,626 X1:237 X2:485 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's essentially how l feel about life: 6 00:01:02,693 --> 00:01:06,424 X1:187 X2:534 Y1:334 Y2:409 full of loneliness, misery, suffering and unhappiness... 7 00:01:06,497 --> 00:01:09,660 X1:257 X2:465 Y1:334 Y2:409 and it's all over much too quickly. 8 00:01:09,734 --> 00:01:12,498 X1:153 X2:568 Y1:374 Y2:410 The other important joke for me... 9 00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:15,266 X1:214 X2:508 Y1:334 Y2:409 is one usually attributed to Groucho Marx... 10 00:01:15,339 --> 00:01:19,207 X1:123 X2:599 Y1:334 Y2:409 but it appears originally in Freud's Wit and lts Relation to the Unconscious. 11 00:01:19,277 --> 00:01:21,507 X1:157 X2:564 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt goes like this, l'm paraphrasing: 12 00:01:21,579 --> 00:01:25,948 X1:100 X2:621 Y1:334 Y2:409 l never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member. 13 00:01:26,017 --> 00:01:30,886 X1:111 X2:611 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's the key joke of my adult life in terms of my relationships with women. 14 00:01:30,955 --> 00:01:34,152 X1:150 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 Lately the strangest things have been going through my mind... 15 00:01:34,225 --> 00:01:37,854 X1:166 X2:556 Y1:334 Y2:409 because l turned 40, and l guess l'm going through a life crisis. 16 00:01:37,929 --> 00:01:40,659 X1:166 X2:556 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm not worried about aging. l'm not one of those characters. 17 00:01:40,731 --> 00:01:44,326 X1:125 X2:596 Y1:334 Y2:409 But l'm balding slightly on top. That's about the worst you can say about me. 18 00:01:44,402 --> 00:01:47,735 X1:186 X2:536 Y1:334 Y2:409 l think l'm going to get better as l get older. 19 00:01:47,805 --> 00:01:50,774 X1:217 X2:505 Y1:334 Y2:409 l think l'm going to be the balding, virile type... 20 00:01:50,841 --> 00:01:54,675 X1:133 X2:589 Y1:374 Y2:410 as opposed to the distinguished gray. 21 00:01:54,745 --> 00:01:56,736 X1:170 X2:552 Y1:374 Y2:410 Unless l'm neither of those two. 22 00:01:56,814 --> 00:01:59,305 X1:122 X2:600 Y1:334 Y2:409 Unless l'm one of those guys with saliva dribbling out of his mouth... 23 00:01:59,383 --> 00:02:04,013 X1:107 X2:614 Y1:334 Y2:409 who wanders into a cafeteria with a shopping bag, screaming about socialism. 24 00:02:04,989 --> 00:02:08,652 X1:175 X2:546 Y1:334 Y2:409 Annie and l broke up, and l still can't get my mind around that. 25 00:02:08,726 --> 00:02:12,287 X1:135 X2:586 Y1:334 Y2:409 l keep sifting the pieces of the relationship through my mind... 26 00:02:12,363 --> 00:02:17,232 X1:119 X2:603 Y1:334 Y2:409 examining my life and trying to figure out where did the screwup come. 27 00:02:17,301 --> 00:02:20,236 X1:194 X2:528 Y1:374 Y2:410 A year ago we were in love. 28 00:02:21,839 --> 00:02:25,502 X1:164 X2:557 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's funny. l'm not a morose type. l'm not a depressive character. 29 00:02:26,911 --> 00:02:29,311 X1:183 X2:538 Y1:374 Y2:410 l was a reasonably happy kid. 30 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:32,406 X1:191 X2:530 Y1:334 Y2:409 l was brought up in Brooklyn during World War ll. 31 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:35,913 X1:231 X2:490 Y1:374 Y2:410 He's been depressed. 32 00:02:35,987 --> 00:02:38,421 X1:168 X2:554 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Suddenly he can't do anything. - Why are you depressed, Alvy? 33 00:02:38,489 --> 00:02:42,516 X1:223 X2:499 Y1:334 Y2:409 Tell Dr. Flicker. lt's something he read. 34 00:02:42,593 --> 00:02:44,584 X1:211 X2:511 Y1:374 Y2:410 Something he read, huh? 35 00:02:44,662 --> 00:02:48,928 X1:188 X2:534 Y1:334 Y2:409 - The universe is expanding. - The universe is expanding? 36 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,798 X1:197 X2:524 Y1:334 Y2:409 The universe is everything, and if it's expanding... 37 00:02:51,869 --> 00:02:55,737 X1:131 X2:590 Y1:334 Y2:409 someday it will break apart, and that will be the end of everything. 38 00:02:55,806 --> 00:03:00,209 X1:165 X2:556 Y1:334 Y2:409 What is that your business? He stopped doing his homework! 39 00:03:00,278 --> 00:03:03,770 X1:124 X2:598 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What's the point? - What's the universe got to do with it? 40 00:03:03,848 --> 00:03:07,215 X1:203 X2:519 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're here in Brooklyn. Brooklyn is not expanding! 41 00:03:07,285 --> 00:03:11,278 X1:231 X2:491 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt won't be expanding for billions of years! 42 00:03:11,355 --> 00:03:16,292 X1:137 X2:585 Y1:334 Y2:409 We've got to try and enjoy ourselves while we're here! Huh? 43 00:03:22,133 --> 00:03:24,431 X1:179 X2:543 Y1:334 Y2:409 My analyst says l exaggerate my childhood memories... 44 00:03:24,502 --> 00:03:26,970 X1:168 X2:554 Y1:334 Y2:409 but l swear l was brought up underneath the roller coaster... 45 00:03:27,038 --> 00:03:29,233 X1:198 X2:524 Y1:334 Y2:409 in the Coney lsland section of Brooklyn. 46 00:03:29,307 --> 00:03:33,607 X1:109 X2:612 Y1:334 Y2:409 Maybe that accounts for my personality, which is a little nervous. 47 00:03:33,678 --> 00:03:38,411 X1:132 X2:589 Y1:334 Y2:409 l have a hyperactive imagination. My mind tends to jump around a little. 48 00:03:38,482 --> 00:03:41,940 X1:180 X2:542 Y1:334 Y2:409 l have some trouble between fantasy and reality. 49 00:03:42,853 --> 00:03:45,253 X1:188 X2:534 Y1:334 Y2:409 My father ran the bumper-car concession. 50 00:03:45,323 --> 00:03:48,019 X1:197 X2:525 Y1:374 Y2:410 There he is, and there l am. 51 00:03:48,092 --> 00:03:51,550 X1:168 X2:554 Y1:334 Y2:409 l used to get my aggression out through those cars. 52 00:03:53,864 --> 00:03:56,424 X1:227 X2:494 Y1:334 Y2:409 l remember the staff at our public school. 53 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:59,833 X1:186 X2:536 Y1:334 Y2:409 We had a saying, "Those who can't do, teach... 54 00:03:59,904 --> 00:04:03,169 X1:194 X2:527 Y1:334 Y2:409 and those who can't teach, teach gym." 55 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:07,643 X1:143 X2:579 Y1:334 Y2:409 And those who couldn't do anything, l think, were assigned to our school. 56 00:04:10,414 --> 00:04:13,076 X1:184 X2:537 Y1:334 Y2:409 l must say, l always thought my schoolmates were idiots. 57 00:04:13,150 --> 00:04:16,085 X1:226 X2:496 Y1:334 Y2:409 Melvyn Greenglass and his fat little face. 58 00:04:16,153 --> 00:04:19,316 X1:206 X2:515 Y1:334 Y2:409 And Henrietta Farrell, Miss Perfect all the time. 59 00:04:19,390 --> 00:04:22,985 X1:145 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 And lvan Ackerman, always the wrong answer. Always! 60 00:04:23,060 --> 00:04:24,994 X1:218 X2:503 Y1:374 Y2:410 Seven and three is nine. 61 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:28,298 X1:230 X2:492 Y1:334 Y2:409 Even then l knew they were just jerks. 62 00:04:28,366 --> 00:04:31,858 X1:112 X2:610 Y1:374 Y2:410 ln 1942 l had already discovered women. 63 00:04:34,405 --> 00:04:37,397 X1:279 X2:443 Y1:374 Y2:410 He kissed me! 64 00:04:37,475 --> 00:04:39,943 X1:152 X2:569 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's the second time this month! Step up here. 65 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:42,001 X1:267 X2:455 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What did l do? - Step up here. 66 00:04:42,079 --> 00:04:44,673 X1:136 X2:585 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What did l do? - You should be ashamed of yourself. 67 00:04:44,749 --> 00:04:47,684 X1:193 X2:528 Y1:334 Y2:409 Why? l was just expressing a healthy sexual curiosity. 68 00:04:47,752 --> 00:04:51,210 X1:177 X2:545 Y1:334 Y2:409 Six-year-old boys don't have girls on their minds. 69 00:04:51,288 --> 00:04:52,448 X1:333 X2:388 Y1:374 Y2:410 l did. 70 00:04:52,523 --> 00:04:56,425 X1:167 X2:555 Y1:334 Y2:409 For God sakes, Alvy, even Freud speaks of a latency period! 71 00:04:56,494 --> 00:04:59,657 X1:190 X2:531 Y1:334 Y2:409 l never had a latency period. l can't help it. 72 00:04:59,730 --> 00:05:02,062 X1:188 X2:534 Y1:334 Y2:409 Why couldn't you have been more like Donald? 73 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:04,499 X1:218 X2:503 Y1:374 Y2:410 There was a model boy. 74 00:05:04,568 --> 00:05:06,934 X1:184 X2:538 Y1:334 Y2:409 Tell the folks where you are today, Donald. 75 00:05:07,004 --> 00:05:10,531 X1:159 X2:562 Y1:374 Y2:410 l run a profitable dress company. 76 00:05:10,608 --> 00:05:14,339 X1:193 X2:529 Y1:334 Y2:409 Sometimes l wonder where my classmates are today. 77 00:05:14,412 --> 00:05:18,280 X1:160 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm president of the Pinkus Plumbing Company. 78 00:05:19,216 --> 00:05:21,116 X1:285 X2:436 Y1:374 Y2:410 l sell talliths. 79 00:05:21,185 --> 00:05:26,020 X1:188 X2:533 Y1:334 Y2:409 l used to be a heroin addict, now l'm a methadone addict. 80 00:05:27,091 --> 00:05:29,389 X1:266 X2:455 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm into leather. 81 00:05:30,561 --> 00:05:34,053 X1:112 X2:609 Y1:334 Y2:409 l lost track of most of my old schoolmates, but l wound up a comedian. 82 00:05:34,131 --> 00:05:37,157 X1:162 X2:560 Y1:374 Y2:410 They did not take me in the army. 83 00:05:37,234 --> 00:05:39,896 X1:300 X2:422 Y1:374 Y2:410 l was 4-P. 84 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:43,565 X1:241 X2:481 Y1:334 Y2:409 ln the event of war, l'm a hostage. 85 00:05:45,142 --> 00:05:48,578 X1:171 X2:550 Y1:334 Y2:409 You always only saw the worst in people. 86 00:05:48,646 --> 00:05:51,706 X1:204 X2:518 Y1:334 Y2:409 You never could get along with anyone in school. 87 00:05:51,782 --> 00:05:54,182 X1:184 X2:537 Y1:334 Y2:409 You were always out of step with the world. 88 00:05:54,251 --> 00:05:57,186 X1:183 X2:538 Y1:334 Y2:409 Even when you got famous, you still distrusted the world. 89 00:05:57,254 --> 00:06:00,917 X1:137 X2:584 Y1:334 Y2:409 l distinctly heard it. He muttered under his breath, "Jew." 90 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:02,925 X1:271 X2:451 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You're crazy. - No, l'm not. 91 00:06:02,993 --> 00:06:06,156 X1:130 X2:591 Y1:334 Y2:409 We were walking off the tennis court. He was there and me and his wife. 92 00:06:06,230 --> 00:06:08,255 X1:183 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 He looked her, then they both looked at me... 93 00:06:08,332 --> 00:06:10,493 X1:236 X2:486 Y1:334 Y2:409 and under his breath he said, "Jew." 94 00:06:10,568 --> 00:06:12,536 X1:216 X2:506 Y1:374 Y2:410 You're a total paranoid. 95 00:06:12,603 --> 00:06:15,504 X1:170 X2:552 Y1:334 Y2:409 How am l a paranoid? l pick up on those kind of things. 96 00:06:15,573 --> 00:06:20,203 X1:124 X2:597 Y1:334 Y2:409 l was having lunch with guys from NBC, so l said, "Did you eat yet?" 97 00:06:20,277 --> 00:06:24,907 X1:182 X2:540 Y1:334 Y2:409 Tom Christie said, "No. Jew?" Not "Did you?" 98 00:06:24,982 --> 00:06:28,247 X1:156 X2:566 Y1:334 Y2:409 Not "Did you eat?" but "Jew eat?" You get it? 99 00:06:28,319 --> 00:06:30,947 X1:229 X2:492 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Max-- - Stop calling me Max. 100 00:06:31,021 --> 00:06:34,752 X1:118 X2:604 Y1:334 Y2:409 Why? lt's a good name for you. Max, you see conspiracies in everything. 101 00:06:34,825 --> 00:06:37,350 X1:157 X2:564 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, l don't. l was in a record store. Listen to this. 102 00:06:37,428 --> 00:06:43,025 X1:122 X2:599 Y1:334 Y2:409 There's this tall, blond crew-cutted guy and he's looking at me in a funny way. 103 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:46,001 X1:162 X2:560 Y1:334 Y2:409 He's saying, "Yes, we have a sale this week on Wagner." 104 00:06:46,070 --> 00:06:49,335 X1:159 X2:563 Y1:334 Y2:409 Wagner, Max. l know what he's trying to tell me. 105 00:06:49,406 --> 00:06:51,897 X1:194 X2:528 Y1:374 Y2:410 Very significantly, Wagner. 106 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:55,537 X1:195 X2:527 Y1:374 Y2:410 Right, Max. California, Max. 107 00:06:55,613 --> 00:06:58,673 X1:151 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Get the hell out of this crazy city. - Forget it. 108 00:06:58,749 --> 00:07:01,741 X1:161 X2:560 Y1:334 Y2:409 We move to sunny L.A. All of show business is out there. 109 00:07:01,819 --> 00:07:04,652 X1:169 X2:553 Y1:334 Y2:409 You keep bringing it up, but l don't want to live in a city... 110 00:07:04,722 --> 00:07:08,852 X1:115 X2:607 Y1:334 Y2:409 where the only cultural advantage is you can make a right turn on a red light. 111 00:07:08,926 --> 00:07:11,918 X1:145 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 All right, forget it. Aren't you going to be late for meeting Annie? 112 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:14,794 X1:117 X2:604 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm meeting her in front of the Beekman. l have a few minutes left, right? 113 00:07:31,815 --> 00:07:33,840 X1:225 X2:496 Y1:374 Y2:410 Are you on television? 114 00:07:38,455 --> 00:07:40,116 X1:244 X2:477 Y1:374 Y2:410 Yeah, occasionally. 115 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:41,885 X1:242 X2:479 Y1:374 Y2:410 What's your name? 116 00:07:41,959 --> 00:07:43,893 X1:232 X2:489 Y1:334 Y2:409 You wouldn't know it. lt doesn't matter. 117 00:07:43,961 --> 00:07:47,988 X1:166 X2:556 Y1:374 Y2:410 You're on Johnny Carson, right? 118 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,796 X1:269 X2:453 Y1:374 Y2:410 Once in a while. 119 00:07:50,868 --> 00:07:53,393 X1:242 X2:479 Y1:374 Y2:410 What's your name? 120 00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:56,837 X1:232 X2:489 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'm Robert Redford. - Come on! 121 00:07:57,908 --> 00:08:01,105 X1:156 X2:566 Y1:334 Y2:409 Alvy Singer. Thanks very much for everything. 122 00:08:04,214 --> 00:08:06,239 X1:247 X2:474 Y1:374 Y2:410 This is Alvy Singer! 123 00:08:08,452 --> 00:08:11,546 X1:176 X2:546 Y1:334 Y2:409 This guy's on television. Alvy Singer, right? Am l right? 124 00:08:11,622 --> 00:08:13,954 X1:211 X2:511 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Give me a break. - This guy's on television. 125 00:08:14,024 --> 00:08:15,958 X1:194 X2:527 Y1:374 Y2:410 l need the large polo mallet. 126 00:08:16,026 --> 00:08:19,359 X1:130 X2:592 Y1:334 Y2:409 -Who's on television? -This guy, on the Johnny Carson Show. 127 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:23,025 X1:136 X2:585 Y1:334 Y2:409 - ls this a meeting of the teamsters? - What program? 128 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,068 X1:169 X2:553 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Can l have your autograph? - You don't want my autograph. 129 00:08:25,135 --> 00:08:28,070 X1:208 X2:514 Y1:374 Y2:410 l do! lt's for my girlfriend. 130 00:08:28,138 --> 00:08:30,163 X1:237 X2:485 Y1:374 Y2:410 Make it out to Ralph. 131 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,835 X1:158 X2:564 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Your girlfriend's name is Ralph? - lt's for my brother. 132 00:08:37,715 --> 00:08:39,808 X1:207 X2:514 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're really Alvy Singer, the TV star? 133 00:08:40,918 --> 00:08:44,877 X1:218 X2:504 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Alvy Singer over here! - lt's all right, fellas. 134 00:08:44,955 --> 00:08:47,651 X1:140 X2:582 Y1:334 Y2:409 Jesus, what did you do? Come by way of the Panama Canal? 135 00:08:47,725 --> 00:08:50,956 X1:152 X2:569 Y1:334 Y2:409 -l'm in a bad mood. -l'm here with the Godfather cast. 136 00:08:51,028 --> 00:08:55,158 X1:108 X2:613 Y1:334 Y2:409 -Learn to deal with it. -l'm dealing with two guys named Cheech. 137 00:08:55,232 --> 00:08:57,826 X1:202 X2:520 Y1:374 Y2:410 Please, l have a headache. 138 00:08:57,901 --> 00:09:00,961 X1:162 X2:559 Y1:334 Y2:409 You are in a bad mood. You must be getting your period. 139 00:09:01,038 --> 00:09:03,029 X1:165 X2:556 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm not getting my period! Jesus! 140 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:06,167 X1:121 X2:600 Y1:334 Y2:409 Every time anything out of the ordinary happens, you think l have my period. 141 00:09:06,243 --> 00:09:08,973 X1:190 X2:531 Y1:334 Y2:409 A little louder. l think one of them may have missed it. 142 00:09:09,046 --> 00:09:12,243 X1:200 X2:522 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Has the picture started? - Two minutes ago. 143 00:09:12,316 --> 00:09:14,511 X1:247 X2:474 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's it. Forget it. l can't go in. 144 00:09:14,585 --> 00:09:17,486 X1:212 X2:510 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Two minutes. - We've blown it already. 145 00:09:17,554 --> 00:09:19,954 X1:209 X2:513 Y1:374 Y2:410 l can't go in, in the middle. 146 00:09:20,024 --> 00:09:22,959 X1:164 X2:558 Y1:334 Y2:409 ln the middle? We've only missed the titles. They're in Swedish. 147 00:09:23,027 --> 00:09:24,961 X1:120 X2:601 Y1:374 Y2:410 You want to get coffee for two hours? 148 00:09:25,029 --> 00:09:28,294 X1:187 X2:535 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Two hours? No. l'm going in. - Go ahead. Good-bye. 149 00:09:28,365 --> 00:09:31,095 X1:242 X2:480 Y1:334 Y2:409 While we're talking, we could be inside. 150 00:09:31,168 --> 00:09:35,070 X1:111 X2:611 Y1:334 Y2:409 Can we not argue in front of everybody? l get embarrassed. 151 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:39,803 X1:130 X2:592 Y1:334 Y2:409 - All right. So what do you want to do? - l don't know. Go to another movie? 152 00:09:39,877 --> 00:09:42,141 X1:148 X2:573 Y1:334 Y2:409 -Let's see The Sorrow and the Pity. -We've seen it. 153 00:09:42,212 --> 00:09:45,306 X1:151 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm not in the mood to see a four hour documentary on Nazis. 154 00:09:45,382 --> 00:09:47,407 X1:304 X2:418 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm sorry. 155 00:09:47,484 --> 00:09:52,421 X1:144 X2:578 Y1:334 Y2:409 l've got to see a picture exactly from start to finish, 'cause l'm anal. 156 00:09:52,489 --> 00:09:54,457 X1:238 X2:483 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's a polite word for what you are. 157 00:09:56,694 --> 00:10:00,926 X1:142 X2:579 Y1:334 Y2:409 We saw the Fellini film last Tuesday. lt is not one of his best. 158 00:10:00,998 --> 00:10:03,057 X1:184 X2:537 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt lacks a cohesive structure. 159 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:07,001 X1:128 X2:594 Y1:334 Y2:409 You get the feeling he's not absolutely sure what it is he wants to say. 160 00:10:07,071 --> 00:10:12,008 X1:152 X2:569 Y1:334 Y2:409 l've always felt he was essentially a technical filmmaker. 161 00:10:12,076 --> 00:10:15,170 X1:138 X2:583 Y1:374 Y2:410 Granted La Strada was a great film. 162 00:10:15,245 --> 00:10:18,373 X1:141 X2:581 Y1:334 Y2:409 Great in its use of negative imagery more than anything else. 163 00:10:18,449 --> 00:10:21,714 X1:193 X2:528 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'm going to have a stroke. - Stop listening to him. 164 00:10:22,753 --> 00:10:25,119 X1:135 X2:586 Y1:374 Y2:410 He's screaming his opinions in my ear. 165 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:28,625 X1:195 X2:527 Y1:334 Y2:409 All that Juliet of the Spirits or Satyricon. 166 00:10:28,692 --> 00:10:31,889 X1:184 X2:537 Y1:374 Y2:410 l found it incredibly indulgent. 167 00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:35,159 X1:154 X2:568 Y1:334 Y2:409 He really is one of the most indulgent of filmmakers. 168 00:10:35,232 --> 00:10:37,530 X1:187 X2:535 Y1:374 Y2:410 Key word here is "indulgent." 169 00:10:38,602 --> 00:10:42,834 X1:156 X2:566 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What are you depressed about? - l missed my therapy. l overslept. 170 00:10:42,906 --> 00:10:44,999 X1:160 X2:562 Y1:374 Y2:410 How can you possibly oversleep? 171 00:10:45,075 --> 00:10:46,770 X1:262 X2:460 Y1:374 Y2:410 The alarm clock. 172 00:10:46,844 --> 00:10:48,869 X1:161 X2:560 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know what a hostile gesture that is to me? 173 00:10:48,946 --> 00:10:51,938 X1:223 X2:499 Y1:334 Y2:409 l know. Because of our sexual problem, right? 174 00:10:52,015 --> 00:10:55,974 X1:184 X2:538 Y1:334 Y2:409 Everybody in line has to know our rate of intercourse? 175 00:10:56,053 --> 00:10:57,884 X1:216 X2:505 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's like Samuel Beckett. 176 00:10:57,955 --> 00:11:01,789 X1:155 X2:566 Y1:334 Y2:409 l admire the technique, but it doesn't hit me on a gut level. 177 00:11:01,859 --> 00:11:04,623 X1:172 X2:549 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'd like to hit him on a gut level. - Stop it. 178 00:11:04,695 --> 00:11:08,688 X1:215 X2:506 Y1:334 Y2:409 He's spitting on my neck when he talks. 179 00:11:08,766 --> 00:11:11,929 X1:195 X2:526 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know something else? You're so egocentric that... 180 00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:15,529 X1:133 X2:588 Y1:334 Y2:409 if l miss my therapy you can only think of it in terms of how it affects you! 181 00:11:17,775 --> 00:11:20,005 X1:142 X2:580 Y1:374 Y2:410 They're probably on their first date. 182 00:11:20,077 --> 00:11:23,740 X1:158 X2:564 Y1:334 Y2:409 Probably met by answering an ad in the New York Review of Books. 183 00:11:23,814 --> 00:11:25,748 X1:211 X2:511 Y1:334 Y2:409 "Thirtyish academic wishes to meet woman... 184 00:11:25,816 --> 00:11:29,752 X1:193 X2:528 Y1:334 Y2:409 who's interested in Mozart, James Joyce and sodomy." 185 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:31,754 X1:226 X2:496 Y1:334 Y2:409 What do you mean "our sexual problem"? 186 00:11:31,822 --> 00:11:34,347 X1:192 X2:530 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm comparatively normal for a guy raised in Brooklyn. 187 00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:38,485 X1:186 X2:535 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm sorry. My sexual problem. Okay? My sexual problem! 188 00:11:38,562 --> 00:11:42,726 X1:111 X2:611 Y1:334 Y2:409 l never read that. That was Henry James' sequel to Turn of the Screw? 189 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,325 X1:178 X2:544 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's the influence of television. 190 00:11:45,402 --> 00:11:51,170 X1:149 X2:573 Y1:334 Y2:409 Marshall McLuhan deals with it in terms of it being a high intensity. 191 00:11:51,241 --> 00:11:53,334 X1:238 X2:483 Y1:334 Y2:409 Do you understand? A hot medium. 192 00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:57,642 X1:139 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 What l wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it. 193 00:11:57,714 --> 00:12:01,514 X1:148 X2:573 Y1:334 Y2:409 What do you do when you get stuck on a movie line with a guy like this? 194 00:12:01,585 --> 00:12:04,679 X1:157 X2:564 Y1:334 Y2:409 Wait. Why can't l give my opinion? lt's a free country! 195 00:12:04,755 --> 00:12:07,246 X1:178 X2:543 Y1:334 Y2:409 He can. Do you have to give it so loud? 196 00:12:07,324 --> 00:12:09,758 X1:213 X2:509 Y1:334 Y2:409 Aren't you ashamed to pontificate like that? 197 00:12:09,827 --> 00:12:14,127 X1:155 X2:566 Y1:334 Y2:409 The funny part is, you don't know anything about Marshall McLuhan. 198 00:12:14,198 --> 00:12:18,760 X1:134 X2:587 Y1:334 Y2:409 l happen to teach a class at Columbia called "TV, Media and Culture." 199 00:12:18,836 --> 00:12:22,636 X1:150 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 l think my insights into Mr. McLuhan have a great deal of validity. 200 00:12:22,706 --> 00:12:27,473 X1:121 X2:600 Y1:334 Y2:409 Do you? That's funny, because l happen to have Mr. McLuhan right here. 201 00:12:27,544 --> 00:12:31,105 X1:209 X2:512 Y1:334 Y2:409 Just let me-- Come over here. Tell him. 202 00:12:31,181 --> 00:12:33,172 X1:180 X2:542 Y1:374 Y2:410 l heard what you were saying. 203 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:37,744 X1:138 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know nothing of my work. You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. 204 00:12:37,821 --> 00:12:41,086 X1:145 X2:576 Y1:334 Y2:409 How you ever got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing! 205 00:12:41,158 --> 00:12:43,786 X1:214 X2:508 Y1:374 Y2:410 lf life were only like this. 206 00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:51,397 X1:155 X2:567 Y1:070 Y2:145 June 14, 1940. The German army occupies Paris. 207 00:12:51,468 --> 00:12:55,564 X1:169 X2:553 Y1:070 Y2:145 All over the country, people are desperate for food. 208 00:12:55,639 --> 00:12:59,234 X1:141 X2:581 Y1:334 Y2:409 Those guys in the French Resistance were really brave. 209 00:12:59,309 --> 00:13:02,107 X1:152 X2:570 Y1:334 Y2:409 To have to listen to Maurice Chevalier sing so much. 210 00:13:02,179 --> 00:13:06,047 X1:173 X2:549 Y1:334 Y2:409 l know. Sometimes l ask myself how l'd stand up under torture. 211 00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:08,107 X1:248 X2:474 Y1:374 Y2:410 You? You kidding? 212 00:13:08,185 --> 00:13:12,178 X1:099 X2:622 Y1:334 Y2:409 The Gestapo would take away your charge card, and you'd tell 'em everything. 213 00:13:12,256 --> 00:13:14,281 X1:161 X2:561 Y1:374 Y2:410 That movie makes me feel guilty. 214 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,485 X1:260 X2:462 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's supposed to. 215 00:13:17,761 --> 00:13:20,559 X1:304 X2:417 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Alvy, l-- - What? 216 00:13:20,631 --> 00:13:22,929 X1:238 X2:483 Y1:374 Y2:410 What's the matter? 217 00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:26,868 X1:161 X2:560 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's not natural. We're sleeping in a bed together. 218 00:13:26,937 --> 00:13:28,871 X1:237 X2:484 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's been a long time! 219 00:13:28,939 --> 00:13:31,407 X1:257 X2:464 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's just, l mean-- 220 00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:34,137 X1:169 X2:552 Y1:334 Y2:409 l've got to sing tomorrow night, so l have to rest my voice. 221 00:13:34,211 --> 00:13:37,476 X1:149 X2:573 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's always some kind of an excuse. You used to think l was very sexy. 222 00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:40,277 X1:161 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 When we first started going out, we had sex constantly. 223 00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:42,978 X1:142 X2:579 Y1:334 Y2:409 We're probably listed in The Guiness Book of World Records. 224 00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:46,921 X1:198 X2:523 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt'll pass. l'm going through a phase, that's all. 225 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:49,481 X1:181 X2:540 Y1:334 Y2:409 You've been married before. You know how things can get. 226 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:52,278 X1:245 X2:476 Y1:334 Y2:409 You were very hot for Allison at first. 227 00:13:56,216 --> 00:14:00,482 X1:120 X2:601 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know that you're on right after Chris Brown, in about 20 minutes. 228 00:14:00,553 --> 00:14:02,544 X1:260 X2:462 Y1:334 Y2:409 Excuse me. When do l go on? 229 00:14:02,622 --> 00:14:04,613 X1:277 X2:445 Y1:374 Y2:410 Who are you? 230 00:14:04,691 --> 00:14:07,125 X1:287 X2:434 Y1:374 Y2:410 Alvy Singer. 231 00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:09,855 X1:248 X2:474 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'm the comedian. - Oh, comedian. 232 00:14:09,929 --> 00:14:12,762 X1:249 X2:472 Y1:374 Y2:410 Oh, you're on next. 233 00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:14,959 X1:201 X2:521 Y1:374 Y2:410 What do you mean "next"? 234 00:14:15,034 --> 00:14:17,161 X1:181 X2:540 Y1:374 Y2:410 You're on right after this act. 235 00:14:17,237 --> 00:14:19,967 X1:156 X2:566 Y1:334 Y2:409 - lt can't be, because he's a comic. - Yes. 236 00:14:20,039 --> 00:14:23,475 X1:117 X2:605 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You're putting on two comics in a row? - Why not? 237 00:14:23,543 --> 00:14:26,910 X1:152 X2:570 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, l'm sorry. l'm not going to go on after another comedian. 238 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:31,349 X1:142 X2:579 Y1:334 Y2:409 - lt's okay. - No. They're laughing. l'd rather not. 239 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:33,885 X1:207 X2:515 Y1:334 Y2:409 Will you relax, please? They're going to love you. 240 00:14:33,953 --> 00:14:37,013 X1:184 X2:537 Y1:334 Y2:409 l know. l prefer not to. Look, they're laughing at him. 241 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:39,354 X1:153 X2:568 Y1:334 Y2:409 What are you telling me? They'll laugh at him a few minutes. 242 00:14:39,425 --> 00:14:42,485 X1:170 X2:551 Y1:334 Y2:409 Then l've got to get laughs, too. How much can they laugh? 243 00:14:42,562 --> 00:14:45,326 X1:227 X2:495 Y1:334 Y2:409 - They're laughed out. - Do you feel all right? 244 00:14:45,398 --> 00:14:47,525 X1:321 X2:400 Y1:374 Y2:410 Jesus. 245 00:14:48,568 --> 00:14:51,537 X1:234 X2:487 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What's your name? - Allison. 246 00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:54,072 X1:234 X2:488 Y1:374 Y2:410 Yeah? Allison what? 247 00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:56,233 X1:298 X2:423 Y1:374 Y2:410 Portchnik. 248 00:14:56,609 --> 00:15:00,340 X1:213 X2:508 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Portchnik? That's nice. - Thank you. 249 00:15:03,349 --> 00:15:07,308 X1:192 X2:529 Y1:334 Y2:409 So, you work for Stevenson all the time? 250 00:15:07,387 --> 00:15:11,483 X1:214 X2:508 Y1:334 Y2:409 - No. l'm doing my thesis. - On what? 251 00:15:11,558 --> 00:15:14,721 X1:199 X2:523 Y1:334 Y2:409 Political commitment in 20th-century literature. 252 00:15:14,794 --> 00:15:18,161 X1:186 X2:535 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're like New York Jewish, left-wing, intellectual... 253 00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:21,496 X1:118 X2:603 Y1:334 Y2:409 Central Park West, Brandeis University, socialist summer camps... 254 00:15:21,568 --> 00:15:24,731 X1:176 X2:545 Y1:334 Y2:409 and the father with the Ben Shahn drawings... 255 00:15:24,804 --> 00:15:27,932 X1:218 X2:504 Y1:374 Y2:410 really strike-oriented-- 256 00:15:28,007 --> 00:15:30,373 X1:175 X2:547 Y1:334 Y2:409 Stop me before l make a complete imbecile of myself. 257 00:15:30,443 --> 00:15:34,880 X1:112 X2:610 Y1:334 Y2:409 That was wonderful! l love being reduced to a cultural stereotype. 258 00:15:34,948 --> 00:15:38,440 X1:256 X2:465 Y1:334 Y2:409 Right. l'm a bigot, but for the left. 259 00:15:40,486 --> 00:15:44,547 X1:141 X2:581 Y1:334 Y2:409 l have to go out there. Say something encouraging, quickly. 260 00:15:44,624 --> 00:15:48,287 X1:243 X2:479 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l think you're cute. - Yeah? Do you? 261 00:15:48,895 --> 00:15:50,556 X1:299 X2:422 Y1:374 Y2:410 Go ahead. 262 00:16:01,407 --> 00:16:04,308 X1:139 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't know why they would have me at this kind of rally... 263 00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:08,074 X1:209 X2:512 Y1:334 Y2:409 'cause l'm not essentially a political comedian. 264 00:16:08,147 --> 00:16:12,811 X1:146 X2:576 Y1:374 Y2:410 l interestingly had dated a woman... 265 00:16:12,885 --> 00:16:15,979 X1:157 X2:564 Y1:334 Y2:409 in the Eisenhower administration, briefly. 266 00:16:16,055 --> 00:16:18,819 X1:240 X2:481 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt was ironic to me... 267 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:22,890 X1:165 X2:556 Y1:374 Y2:410 'cause l was trying to do to her... 268 00:16:22,962 --> 00:16:26,090 X1:126 X2:596 Y1:334 Y2:409 what Eisenhower's been doing to the country for the last eight years. 269 00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:32,330 X1:196 X2:525 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm sorry. l can't go through with this. 270 00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:35,863 X1:209 X2:512 Y1:334 Y2:409 l can't get it off my mind! lt's obsessing me! 271 00:16:35,942 --> 00:16:38,911 X1:231 X2:491 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm getting tired of it. l need your attention. 272 00:16:38,978 --> 00:16:43,108 X1:141 X2:581 Y1:334 Y2:409 But it doesn't make any sense. He drove past the book depository... 273 00:16:43,182 --> 00:16:46,413 X1:172 X2:550 Y1:334 Y2:409 and the police said conclusively that it was an exit wound. 274 00:16:46,486 --> 00:16:50,855 X1:120 X2:602 Y1:334 Y2:409 So how is it possible for Oswald to have fired from two angles at once? 275 00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:52,982 X1:225 X2:496 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt doesn't make sense! 276 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:57,718 X1:170 X2:552 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'll tell you this. He was not marksman enough... 277 00:16:57,797 --> 00:17:00,288 X1:139 X2:583 Y1:374 Y2:410 to hit a moving target at that range. 278 00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:04,860 X1:137 X2:584 Y1:374 Y2:410 But if there was a second assassin-- 279 00:17:04,937 --> 00:17:07,497 X1:203 X2:519 Y1:334 Y2:409 - That's it! - We've been through this. 280 00:17:07,573 --> 00:17:10,133 X1:204 X2:518 Y1:334 Y2:409 They recovered the shells from that rifle. 281 00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:12,234 X1:200 X2:522 Y1:374 Y2:410 What are you saying now? 282 00:17:12,311 --> 00:17:16,771 X1:098 X2:623 Y1:334 Y2:409 That everybody on the Warren Commission is in on this conspiracy, right? 283 00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:18,510 X1:302 X2:419 Y1:374 Y2:410 Why not? 284 00:17:18,584 --> 00:17:22,748 X1:158 X2:563 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Earl Warren? - Honey, l don't know Earl Warren. 285 00:17:22,822 --> 00:17:24,790 X1:256 X2:466 Y1:374 Y2:410 Lyndon Johnson? 286 00:17:24,857 --> 00:17:27,223 X1:180 X2:541 Y1:374 Y2:410 Lyndon Johnson is a politician! 287 00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:31,889 X1:129 X2:592 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know the ethics those guys have. lt's a notch underneath child molester. 288 00:17:31,964 --> 00:17:34,398 X1:127 X2:594 Y1:374 Y2:410 Then everybody's in on the conspiracy. 289 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:39,803 X1:117 X2:605 Y1:334 Y2:409 The FBl and the ClA and J. Edgar Hoover, the oil companies... 290 00:17:39,872 --> 00:17:43,205 X1:110 X2:611 Y1:334 Y2:409 the Pentagon, the men's-room attendant at the White House? 291 00:17:43,276 --> 00:17:46,439 X1:195 X2:526 Y1:334 Y2:409 l would leave out the men's-room attendant. 292 00:17:46,512 --> 00:17:51,882 X1:146 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're using this conspiracy theory as an excuse to avoid sex with me. 293 00:17:51,951 --> 00:17:55,284 X1:289 X2:432 Y1:334 Y2:409 Oh, my God! She's right. 294 00:17:55,354 --> 00:17:57,549 X1:143 X2:579 Y1:374 Y2:410 Why did l turn off Allison Portchnik? 295 00:17:57,623 --> 00:18:01,582 X1:150 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 She was beautiful. She was willing. She was real intelligent. 296 00:18:01,661 --> 00:18:04,528 X1:169 X2:553 Y1:374 Y2:410 ls it the old Groucho Marx joke... 297 00:18:04,597 --> 00:18:08,556 X1:133 X2:589 Y1:334 Y2:409 that l don't want to belong to any club that would have me for a member? 298 00:18:08,701 --> 00:18:12,193 X1:249 X2:473 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Alvy, don't panic! - lt's a mistake... 299 00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:14,205 X1:168 X2:554 Y1:374 Y2:410 to bring a live thing in the house. 300 00:18:14,273 --> 00:18:16,264 X1:278 X2:444 Y1:374 Y2:410 Don't do that. 301 00:18:16,342 --> 00:18:19,869 X1:169 X2:552 Y1:334 Y2:409 Maybe we should call the police. Dial 911. lt's the lobster squad. 302 00:18:19,946 --> 00:18:22,471 X1:220 X2:502 Y1:334 Y2:409 They're only baby ones. For God sakes. 303 00:18:22,548 --> 00:18:25,676 X1:143 X2:579 Y1:334 Y2:409 - lf they're babies, you pick them up. - All right! All right! 304 00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:28,653 X1:240 X2:482 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Here you go! - Don't give it to me. 305 00:18:28,721 --> 00:18:32,020 X1:213 X2:508 Y1:334 Y2:409 Look! One crawled behind the refrigerator. 306 00:18:32,091 --> 00:18:35,925 X1:171 X2:551 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt'll turn up in our bed at night. Get out of here with that thing! 307 00:18:37,597 --> 00:18:40,122 X1:239 X2:482 Y1:334 Y2:409 Talk to him. You speak shellfish. 308 00:18:40,199 --> 00:18:43,032 X1:236 X2:485 Y1:374 Y2:410 Hey, put it in the pot. 309 00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:46,629 X1:190 X2:531 Y1:334 Y2:409 l can't. l can't put a live thing in hot water. 310 00:18:46,706 --> 00:18:48,970 X1:131 X2:590 Y1:334 Y2:409 What d'you think we were going to do, take him to the movies? 311 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:51,134 X1:238 X2:484 Y1:374 Y2:410 Good. Oh, thank you. 312 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:54,202 X1:217 X2:504 Y1:334 Y2:409 Okay, it's in. lt's definitely in the pot. 313 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,044 X1:197 X2:525 Y1:334 Y2:409 Annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator. 314 00:18:57,116 --> 00:19:00,051 X1:249 X2:473 Y1:334 Y2:409 l can't get it out. This thing's heavy. 315 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:04,021 X1:142 X2:579 Y1:334 Y2:409 Maybe if l put a dish of butter sauce here, it'll run out the other side. 316 00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:06,024 X1:193 X2:528 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm going to get my camera. 317 00:19:06,092 --> 00:19:08,686 X1:237 X2:484 Y1:374 Y2:410 l think if l could pry-- 318 00:19:08,761 --> 00:19:12,253 X1:131 X2:590 Y1:334 Y2:409 We should have gotten steaks, 'cause they don't have legs and run around. 319 00:19:15,802 --> 00:19:19,067 X1:138 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Pick this lobster up. Hold it, please. - You're going to take pictures now? 320 00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:22,835 X1:222 X2:500 Y1:334 Y2:409 Alvy, it'll be wonderful. Oh, lovely! 321 00:19:22,909 --> 00:19:26,606 X1:174 X2:548 Y1:334 Y2:409 - lt's disgusting. - One more, please? One more. 322 00:19:26,679 --> 00:19:28,112 X1:325 X2:397 Y1:374 Y2:410 Good! 323 00:19:28,181 --> 00:19:31,639 X1:182 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 Here's what l want to know. Am l your first, big romance? 324 00:19:34,253 --> 00:19:38,246 X1:139 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Who was? - There was Dennis from high school. 325 00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:43,125 X1:126 X2:596 Y1:334 Y2:409 Local kid who'd meet you in front of the movie house on Saturday night? 326 00:19:43,196 --> 00:19:48,133 X1:128 X2:593 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You should've seen how l looked then. - l can imagine. An astronaut's wife. 327 00:19:48,201 --> 00:19:51,170 X1:152 X2:569 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Then there was Jerry, the actor. - Look at you. 328 00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:53,171 X1:235 X2:486 Y1:374 Y2:410 You're such a clown. 329 00:19:53,239 --> 00:19:56,766 X1:127 X2:594 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l look pretty. - You always do. But that guy with you! 330 00:19:56,843 --> 00:20:01,371 X1:183 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 Acting is like an exploration of the soul. lt's very religious. 331 00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:04,974 X1:207 X2:515 Y1:334 Y2:409 Like a kind of liberating consciousness. 332 00:20:05,051 --> 00:20:07,315 X1:230 X2:492 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's like a visual poem. 333 00:20:07,386 --> 00:20:09,445 X1:188 X2:533 Y1:374 Y2:410 ls he kidding with that crap? 334 00:20:09,522 --> 00:20:11,854 X1:304 X2:417 Y1:374 Y2:410 Oh, right! 335 00:20:11,924 --> 00:20:15,382 X1:151 X2:570 Y1:334 Y2:409 Right. l think l know exactly what you mean when you say "religious." 336 00:20:15,461 --> 00:20:18,191 X1:207 X2:515 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You do? - Come on. l was younger. 337 00:20:18,264 --> 00:20:20,198 X1:242 X2:480 Y1:374 Y2:410 That was last year! 338 00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:23,235 X1:189 X2:532 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's like when l think of dying. You know how l'd like to die? 339 00:20:23,302 --> 00:20:24,735 X1:325 X2:397 Y1:374 Y2:410 How? 340 00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:27,898 X1:216 X2:506 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'd like to get torn apart by wild animals. 341 00:20:27,974 --> 00:20:31,740 X1:160 X2:562 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Heavy! Eaten by some squirrels. - He was a terrific actor. 342 00:20:31,811 --> 00:20:35,144 X1:226 X2:496 Y1:334 Y2:409 He's neat looking and he was emotional. 343 00:20:35,214 --> 00:20:37,444 X1:244 X2:478 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't think you like emotion too much. 344 00:20:37,516 --> 00:20:40,349 X1:173 X2:549 Y1:374 Y2:410 Touch my heart with your foot. 345 00:20:40,419 --> 00:20:42,250 X1:268 X2:454 Y1:374 Y2:410 l may throw up. 346 00:20:42,321 --> 00:20:44,846 X1:259 X2:462 Y1:334 Y2:409 - He was creepy. - Yeah! 347 00:20:44,924 --> 00:20:50,260 X1:155 X2:567 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You're pretty lucky l came along. - Oh, really? La-de-dah! 348 00:20:50,329 --> 00:20:54,163 X1:193 X2:529 Y1:334 Y2:409 lf anyone ever told me that l'd be taking out a girl... 349 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,292 X1:226 X2:496 Y1:334 Y2:409 who used expressions like "la-de-dah"-- 350 00:20:56,369 --> 00:20:59,600 X1:199 X2:522 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's right. You really like those New York girls. 351 00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:03,073 X1:135 X2:586 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Not just. Not only. - l'd say so. You married two of them. 352 00:21:03,142 --> 00:21:03,709 X1:221 X2:500 Y1:374 Y2:410 There's Henry Drucker. 353 00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:05,734 X1:221 X2:500 Y1:374 Y2:410 There's Henry Drucker. 354 00:21:05,811 --> 00:21:07,938 X1:214 X2:508 Y1:334 Y2:409 He has a Chair in History at Princeton. 355 00:21:08,014 --> 00:21:12,212 X1:128 X2:594 Y1:334 Y2:409 The short man is Hershel Kaminsky. He has a Chair in Philosophy at Cornell. 356 00:21:12,285 --> 00:21:14,219 X1:199 X2:522 Y1:334 Y2:409 Two more chairs, they got a dining room set. 357 00:21:14,287 --> 00:21:17,723 X1:151 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Why are you so hostile? - l want to watch the Knicks on TV. 358 00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:20,054 X1:201 X2:521 Y1:374 Y2:410 ls that Paul Goodman? No. 359 00:21:20,126 --> 00:21:23,220 X1:163 X2:559 Y1:334 Y2:409 Be nice to the host, because he's publishing my book. 360 00:21:23,296 --> 00:21:26,424 X1:260 X2:462 Y1:334 Y2:409 Hi, Doug. Douglas Wyeth... 361 00:21:26,499 --> 00:21:29,161 X1:187 X2:535 Y1:334 Y2:409 The Foul Rag-and-Bone Shop of the Heart. 362 00:21:29,235 --> 00:21:30,930 X1:222 X2:500 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm so tired of spending evenings... 363 00:21:31,003 --> 00:21:33,028 X1:135 X2:587 Y1:334 Y2:409 making fake insights with people who work for Dysentery. 364 00:21:33,105 --> 00:21:34,538 X1:276 X2:445 Y1:374 Y2:410 Commentary. 365 00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:38,600 X1:144 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 l heard Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysentery. 366 00:21:38,678 --> 00:21:41,738 X1:206 X2:516 Y1:334 Y2:409 No jokes. These are friends. Okay? 367 00:21:41,814 --> 00:21:45,272 X1:199 X2:522 Y1:334 Y2:409 Cleveland Cavaliers losing to the New York Knicks. 368 00:21:45,351 --> 00:21:49,549 X1:207 X2:514 Y1:334 Y2:409 Here you are. There's people out there. 369 00:21:49,622 --> 00:21:52,420 X1:163 X2:558 Y1:334 Y2:409 Two minutes ago, the Knicks are ahead 14 points... 370 00:21:52,491 --> 00:21:54,982 X1:151 X2:570 Y1:374 Y2:410 and now they're ahead two points. 371 00:21:55,328 --> 00:21:58,923 X1:182 X2:539 Y1:374 Y2:410 Alvy, what is so fascinating... 372 00:21:58,998 --> 00:22:03,867 X1:133 X2:588 Y1:334 Y2:409 about a group of pituitary cases trying to stuff a ball through a hoop? 373 00:22:03,936 --> 00:22:06,063 X1:241 X2:481 Y1:334 Y2:409 What is fascinating is that it's physical. 374 00:22:06,138 --> 00:22:08,072 X1:144 X2:578 Y1:374 Y2:410 That's one thing about intellectuals: 375 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:11,769 X1:151 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 They've proved you can be brilliant and have no idea what's going on. 376 00:22:11,844 --> 00:22:16,679 X1:139 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 But, on the other hand, the body doesn't lie as we now know. 377 00:22:18,017 --> 00:22:19,575 X1:263 X2:459 Y1:374 Y2:410 Stop acting out. 378 00:22:19,652 --> 00:22:22,780 X1:175 X2:547 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt'll be great, because all those Ph.D.s are in there discussing... 379 00:22:22,855 --> 00:22:26,723 X1:146 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 modes of alienation, and we'll be in here quietly humping. 380 00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:31,354 X1:224 X2:498 Y1:334 Y2:409 Don't. You're using sex to express hostility. 381 00:22:31,430 --> 00:22:36,265 X1:126 X2:596 Y1:334 Y2:409 "Why do you always reduce my animal urges to psychoanalytic categories,"... 382 00:22:36,335 --> 00:22:39,361 X1:145 X2:576 Y1:374 Y2:410 he said as he removed her brassier. 383 00:22:41,173 --> 00:22:45,439 X1:164 X2:557 Y1:334 Y2:409 There are people out there from the New Yorker magazine! 384 00:22:45,511 --> 00:22:48,537 X1:217 X2:504 Y1:334 Y2:409 My God! What would they think? 385 00:22:55,321 --> 00:22:58,256 X1:255 X2:467 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Damn siren! - Don't get upset. 386 00:22:58,324 --> 00:23:00,189 X1:222 X2:499 Y1:374 Y2:410 Damn it! l was so close! 387 00:23:00,259 --> 00:23:02,955 X1:223 X2:498 Y1:334 Y2:409 Last night it was a guy honking his car horn. 388 00:23:03,029 --> 00:23:06,021 X1:205 X2:516 Y1:374 Y2:410 The city can't close down. 389 00:23:06,098 --> 00:23:09,625 X1:147 X2:574 Y1:334 Y2:409 You want them to close the airport so we can have sex? 390 00:23:09,702 --> 00:23:12,364 X1:267 X2:454 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm too tense. l need a Valium. 391 00:23:12,438 --> 00:23:15,430 X1:151 X2:570 Y1:334 Y2:409 My analyst says l should live in the country and not in New York. 392 00:23:15,508 --> 00:23:19,035 X1:112 X2:609 Y1:334 Y2:409 We can't have this discussion all the time. The country makes me nervous. 393 00:23:19,111 --> 00:23:22,979 X1:133 X2:589 Y1:334 Y2:409 You've got crickets. lt's quiet. There's no place to walk after dinner. 394 00:23:23,049 --> 00:23:26,075 X1:157 X2:565 Y1:334 Y2:409 There's the screens with the dead moths behind them. 395 00:23:26,152 --> 00:23:29,144 X1:140 X2:582 Y1:334 Y2:409 You got the Manson family, possibly. You got Dick and Perry. 396 00:23:29,221 --> 00:23:34,215 X1:135 X2:587 Y1:334 Y2:409 Okay! My analyst just thinks l'm too tense! Where's the goddamn Valium? 397 00:23:34,293 --> 00:23:36,693 X1:202 X2:520 Y1:334 Y2:409 Okay, it's quiet now. We can get started again. 398 00:23:36,762 --> 00:23:39,526 X1:191 X2:531 Y1:374 Y2:410 l can't! My head is throbbing. 399 00:23:39,598 --> 00:23:41,725 X1:223 X2:498 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You got a headache? - l have a headache! 400 00:23:41,801 --> 00:23:44,668 X1:217 X2:505 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Bad? - Like Oswald in Ghosts. 401 00:23:44,737 --> 00:23:47,137 X1:219 X2:502 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Jesus. - Where are you going? 402 00:23:47,206 --> 00:23:50,607 X1:145 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm going to take another in a series of cold showers. 403 00:23:50,709 --> 00:23:53,041 X1:153 X2:569 Y1:334 Y2:409 Max, my serve is going to send you to the showers early. 404 00:23:53,112 --> 00:23:55,103 X1:200 X2:522 Y1:334 Y2:409 Right. To get back to what we were discussing. 405 00:23:55,181 --> 00:23:58,617 X1:121 X2:600 Y1:334 Y2:409 The failure of the country to get behind New York City is anti-Semitism. 406 00:23:58,684 --> 00:24:00,584 X1:196 X2:525 Y1:374 Y2:410 Max, the city is terribly run. 407 00:24:00,653 --> 00:24:04,020 X1:179 X2:543 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm not discussing politics or economics. This is foreskin. 408 00:24:04,090 --> 00:24:08,186 X1:104 X2:617 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's a convenient out. When some group disagrees with you, it's anti-Semitism. 409 00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:10,785 X1:218 X2:503 Y1:334 Y2:409 The rest of the country looks upon New York... 410 00:24:10,863 --> 00:24:14,765 X1:117 X2:605 Y1:334 Y2:409 like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers. 411 00:24:14,834 --> 00:24:17,428 X1:159 X2:562 Y1:334 Y2:409 l think of us that way sometimes, and l live here. 412 00:24:17,503 --> 00:24:22,031 X1:131 X2:591 Y1:334 Y2:409 Max, if we lived in California, we could play outdoors every day in the sun. 413 00:24:22,108 --> 00:24:25,271 X1:157 X2:565 Y1:334 Y2:409 Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. 414 00:24:25,344 --> 00:24:27,938 X1:193 X2:528 Y1:374 Y2:410 Sun, milk, red meat, college. 415 00:24:29,682 --> 00:24:31,650 X1:232 X2:489 Y1:374 Y2:410 Egad, here he comes. 416 00:24:35,354 --> 00:24:37,686 X1:263 X2:459 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know Alvy? This is Janet. 417 00:24:37,756 --> 00:24:41,351 X1:250 X2:472 Y1:334 Y2:409 - This is Annie Hall. - This is Alvy. 418 00:24:41,427 --> 00:24:45,022 X1:172 X2:549 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Who's playing with who here? - You and me against them? 419 00:24:45,097 --> 00:24:47,190 X1:227 X2:494 Y1:334 Y2:409 - That's not fair. - l can't play too good. 420 00:24:47,266 --> 00:24:48,733 X1:232 X2:489 Y1:374 Y2:410 l've had four lessons. 421 00:25:11,690 --> 00:25:13,715 X1:325 X2:396 Y1:374 Y2:410 Well... 422 00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:15,282 X1:335 X2:387 Y1:374 Y2:410 bye. 423 00:25:18,664 --> 00:25:22,065 X1:229 X2:493 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You play very well. - Oh, yeah? So do you! 424 00:25:22,134 --> 00:25:25,194 X1:174 X2:547 Y1:374 Y2:410 God, what a dumb thing to say. 425 00:25:25,271 --> 00:25:30,140 X1:123 X2:599 Y1:334 Y2:409 You say "You play well," and right away l have to say, "You play well." 426 00:25:30,209 --> 00:25:32,370 X1:269 X2:452 Y1:374 Y2:410 Oh, God, Annie. 427 00:25:32,444 --> 00:25:35,572 X1:279 X2:443 Y1:374 Y2:410 Well. Oh, well! 428 00:25:35,648 --> 00:25:38,082 X1:293 X2:428 Y1:374 Y2:410 La-de-dah. 429 00:25:39,051 --> 00:25:41,019 X1:261 X2:460 Y1:374 Y2:410 You want a lift? 430 00:25:41,086 --> 00:25:45,614 X1:270 X2:452 Y1:334 Y2:409 Oh, why? You got a car? 431 00:25:45,691 --> 00:25:48,489 X1:184 X2:537 Y1:374 Y2:410 No, l was going to take a cab. 432 00:25:48,561 --> 00:25:51,052 X1:245 X2:477 Y1:374 Y2:410 Oh, no. l have a car. 433 00:25:52,097 --> 00:25:54,031 X1:261 X2:460 Y1:374 Y2:410 You have a car? 434 00:25:56,035 --> 00:25:58,026 X1:250 X2:471 Y1:374 Y2:410 lf you have a car... 435 00:25:58,103 --> 00:26:01,561 X1:152 X2:569 Y1:334 Y2:409 then why did you say, "Do you have a car" like you wanted a lift? 436 00:26:04,043 --> 00:26:06,637 X1:247 X2:474 Y1:334 Y2:409 Geez, l don't know. l wasn't-- 437 00:26:07,813 --> 00:26:11,749 X1:221 X2:501 Y1:374 Y2:410 l got this VW out there. 438 00:26:11,817 --> 00:26:13,372 X1:285 X2:436 Y1:374 Y2:410 What a jerk. 439 00:26:13,506 --> 00:26:16,339 X1:235 X2:486 Y1:374 Y2:410 Would you like a lift? 440 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:20,573 X1:161 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Sure. Which way are you going? - Me? Oh, downtown. 441 00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:22,614 X1:255 X2:467 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm going uptown. 442 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:25,116 X1:205 X2:516 Y1:374 Y2:410 Oh, l'm going uptown, too. 443 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:28,813 X1:136 X2:586 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You said you were going downtown. - Yeah, well-- 444 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:31,322 X1:235 X2:486 Y1:334 Y2:409 l can go uptown, too. l live uptown. 445 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:35,292 X1:139 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 What the hell? lt would be nice having company. l hate driving alone. 446 00:26:36,329 --> 00:26:38,763 X1:178 X2:544 Y1:334 Y2:409 How long do you know Janet? Where do you know her from? 447 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:41,459 X1:220 X2:501 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'm in her acting class. - You're an actress! 448 00:26:41,534 --> 00:26:43,729 X1:175 X2:547 Y1:374 Y2:410 Well, l do commercials, sort of. 449 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:47,239 X1:156 X2:565 Y1:334 Y2:409 You want to watch the road? You're not from New York, right? 450 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:50,298 X1:256 X2:465 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Chippewa Falls. - Right. 451 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:52,435 X1:288 X2:433 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Where? - Wisconsin. 452 00:26:52,511 --> 00:26:56,242 X1:140 X2:581 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You're driving a tad rapidly. - Don't worry. l'm a very good driver. 453 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:00,584 X1:221 X2:500 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You want some gum? - No, thanks. 454 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:04,145 X1:128 X2:594 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Where is it? - Don't do that. No, no, watch the road. 455 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:06,054 X1:229 X2:493 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'll get it. Concentrate, will ya? 456 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,923 X1:243 X2:479 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'll get you a piece. - Listen. You drive? 457 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:12,089 X1:170 X2:552 Y1:334 Y2:409 Do l drive? No, l got a problem with driving. 458 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:14,223 X1:302 X2:419 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You do? - Yeah. 459 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,326 X1:188 X2:533 Y1:334 Y2:409 l got a license, but l have too much hostility. 460 00:27:18,604 --> 00:27:20,936 X1:262 X2:459 Y1:334 Y2:409 Nice car. You keep it nice. 461 00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:24,636 X1:153 X2:569 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Can l ask you, is this a sandwich? - Oh, yeah. 462 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:33,682 X1:165 X2:557 Y1:334 Y2:409 l live over here. Oh, my God, look! There's a parking space. 463 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:41,860 X1:149 X2:573 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's okay, we can walk to the curb from here. 464 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:45,725 X1:187 X2:535 Y1:334 Y2:409 You want your tennis stuff? You want your gear? 465 00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:48,699 X1:198 X2:523 Y1:334 Y2:409 Yeah. That's good. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Well. 466 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,201 X1:331 X2:390 Y1:374 Y2:410 Well. 467 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,072 X1:288 X2:434 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Thank you. - Thank you. 468 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,973 X1:152 X2:569 Y1:374 Y2:410 You're a wonderful tennis player... 469 00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:59,568 X1:194 X2:528 Y1:334 Y2:409 and you're the worst driver l've ever seen in my life. 470 00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:03,411 X1:154 X2:568 Y1:374 Y2:410 Anyplace. Europe. Anyplace. Asia. 471 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:05,848 X1:190 X2:532 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l love what you're wearing. - You do? Yeah. 472 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:10,287 X1:125 X2:597 Y1:374 Y2:410 This tie is a present from Grammy Hall. 473 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,847 X1:237 X2:485 Y1:374 Y2:410 Who? Grammy Hall? 474 00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:14,620 X1:248 X2:474 Y1:374 Y2:410 Yeah, my grammy. 475 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,857 X1:099 X2:622 Y1:334 Y2:409 What did you do, grow up in a Norman Rockwell painting? Your grammy? 476 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:22,230 X1:173 X2:548 Y1:334 Y2:409 - lt's pretty silly, isn't it? - My grammy never gave gifts. 477 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:25,236 X1:167 X2:555 Y1:334 Y2:409 She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks. 478 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,534 X1:230 X2:492 Y1:374 Y2:410 Well, thank you again. 479 00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:29,164 X1:305 X2:417 Y1:374 Y2:410 Oh, yeah. 480 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:33,109 X1:120 X2:602 Y1:334 Y2:409 Listen. You want to come upstairs and have a glass of wine or something? 481 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:36,637 X1:139 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, l mean you don't have to. You're probably late and everything. 482 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:39,048 X1:224 X2:497 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, that would be fine. l wouldn't mind. Sure. 483 00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:43,748 X1:180 X2:541 Y1:334 Y2:409 l got time. l got nothing until my analyst appointment. 484 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:45,882 X1:237 X2:484 Y1:374 Y2:410 You see an analyst? 485 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:49,689 X1:243 X2:478 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Just for 15 years. - 15 years? 486 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:52,287 X1:145 X2:576 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm going to give him one more year, and then l'm going to Lourdes. 487 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:55,356 X1:160 X2:561 Y1:374 Y2:410 15? Nah, come on! Yeah? Really? 488 00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:58,901 X1:162 X2:559 Y1:334 Y2:409 Sylvia Plath. lnteresting poetess whose tragic suicide... 489 00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:02,771 X1:163 X2:559 Y1:334 Y2:409 was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality. 490 00:29:03,809 --> 00:29:07,472 X1:129 X2:593 Y1:334 Y2:409 Right. l don't know. l mean, some of her poems seem neat. 491 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:10,879 X1:147 X2:575 Y1:374 Y2:410 Neat? l hate to tell you this is 1975. 492 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:13,350 X1:201 X2:520 Y1:334 Y2:409 "Neat" went out at the turn of the century. 493 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,717 X1:150 X2:571 Y1:374 Y2:410 Who are those photos on the wall? 494 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:18,484 X1:282 X2:439 Y1:374 Y2:410 Oh, you see... 495 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:22,653 X1:180 X2:541 Y1:334 Y2:409 that's my dad, that's Father, and that's my brother, Duane. 496 00:29:22,728 --> 00:29:25,629 X1:175 X2:546 Y1:334 Y2:409 Yeah, right. And over there's Grammy Hall. 497 00:29:25,698 --> 00:29:28,633 X1:248 X2:473 Y1:334 Y2:409 - And that's Sadie. - Who's Sadie? 498 00:29:28,701 --> 00:29:34,401 X1:141 X2:580 Y1:334 Y2:409 Well, Sadie met Grammy through Grammy's brother, George. 499 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:36,805 X1:214 X2:508 Y1:334 Y2:409 George was real sweet. He had that thing. 500 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:42,314 X1:119 X2:603 Y1:334 Y2:409 What is that thing where you fall asleep in the middle of a sentence? 501 00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:44,315 X1:279 X2:443 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Narcolepsy. - Right. 502 00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:49,184 X1:135 X2:587 Y1:334 Y2:409 So anyway, George went to the union to get his free turkey... 503 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:52,918 X1:123 X2:599 Y1:334 Y2:409 because the union always gave George this free turkey at Christmastime... 504 00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:56,519 X1:177 X2:545 Y1:334 Y2:409 because he was shell-shocked in the first World War. 505 00:29:56,595 --> 00:30:00,588 X1:128 X2:594 Y1:374 Y2:410 Anyway, so George is standing in line... 506 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:03,066 X1:212 X2:509 Y1:374 Y2:410 getting his free turkey... 507 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:08,198 X1:176 X2:546 Y1:334 Y2:409 but the thing is he falls asleep, and he never wakes up. 508 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,970 X1:281 X2:440 Y1:374 Y2:410 So he's dead. 509 00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:13,341 X1:261 X2:460 Y1:374 Y2:410 He's dead. Yeah. 510 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:14,936 X1:305 X2:416 Y1:374 Y2:410 Oh, dear. 511 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:17,778 X1:246 X2:475 Y1:334 Y2:409 Well, terrible, huh? Wouldn't you say? 512 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:19,579 X1:278 X2:444 Y1:374 Y2:410 Pretty awful. 513 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:22,985 X1:205 X2:517 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's a great story, though. lt really made my day. 514 00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:26,149 X1:179 X2:542 Y1:334 Y2:409 l think l should get out of here, 'cause l think l'm imposing. 515 00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:29,353 X1:261 X2:461 Y1:374 Y2:410 Really? Maybe-- 516 00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:33,728 X1:135 X2:587 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You don't have to. - But l'm all perspired and everything. 517 00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:36,393 X1:136 X2:586 Y1:374 Y2:410 Didn't you take a shower at the club? 518 00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:39,028 X1:228 X2:494 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, no. l never shower in a public place. 519 00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:40,537 X1:302 X2:419 Y1:374 Y2:410 Why not? 520 00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:44,736 X1:172 X2:549 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't like to get naked in front of another man. 521 00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:46,243 X1:329 X2:392 Y1:374 Y2:410 l see. 522 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:49,770 X1:197 X2:525 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't like to show my body to a man of my gender. 523 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:52,477 X1:108 X2:614 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l see, l guess. - You never know what's going to happen. 524 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:55,884 X1:260 X2:461 Y1:334 Y2:409 - 15 years, huh? - 15 years, yeah. 525 00:30:56,589 --> 00:30:58,022 X1:298 X2:424 Y1:374 Y2:410 God bless. 526 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:04,728 X1:292 X2:429 Y1:374 Y2:410 Well! Well-- 527 00:31:06,131 --> 00:31:08,929 X1:206 X2:516 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're what Grammy Hall would call "a real Jew." 528 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:13,003 X1:296 X2:426 Y1:374 Y2:410 Thank you. 529 00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:17,438 X1:159 X2:563 Y1:334 Y2:409 She hates Jews. She thinks they just make money. 530 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:20,603 X1:183 X2:538 Y1:334 Y2:409 But she's the one, is she ever. l'm telling you. 531 00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:28,145 X1:185 X2:537 Y1:334 Y2:409 So, did you do those photographs in there? 532 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:33,348 X1:148 X2:574 Y1:070 Y2:457 l dabble? Listen to me. What a jerk. Yeah, l sort of dabble around, you know. 533 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:37,656 X1:190 X2:532 Y1:070 Y2:457 You are a great-looking girl. They're wonderful. They have a quality. 534 00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:41,928 X1:174 X2:547 Y1:070 Y2:457 He probably thinks l'm a yo-yo. Well, l would like to take a serious photography course. 535 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:43,969 X1:136 X2:585 Y1:374 Y2:410 Photography's interesting because... 536 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:48,370 X1:129 X2:593 Y1:070 Y2:457 l wonder what she looks like naked. it's a new art form. A set of aesthetic criteria have not emerged yet. 537 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:52,240 X1:183 X2:538 Y1:070 Y2:457 l'm not smart enough for him. Hang in there. You mean whether it's a good photo or not? 538 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:57,271 X1:146 X2:576 Y1:070 Y2:457 l don't know what l'm saying. She senses l'm shallow. The medium enters in as a condition of the art form itself. 539 00:31:57,383 --> 00:32:02,320 X1:170 X2:551 Y1:070 Y2:457 God, l hope he doesn't turn out to be a schmuck like the others. Well, to me-- l mean-- lt's all instinctive. 540 00:32:02,388 --> 00:32:07,325 X1:149 X2:573 Y1:334 Y2:409 l just try to feel it, to get a sense of it and not think about it so much. 541 00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:12,922 X1:153 X2:569 Y1:070 Y2:457 Christ, l sound like FM radio. Relax. Still, you need aesthetic guidelines to put it in social perspective. 542 00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:17,759 X1:167 X2:555 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't know. l mean, l guess you must be sort of late. 543 00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:22,535 X1:174 X2:548 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know, l've got to get there and begin whining soon. 544 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:24,599 X1:198 X2:523 Y1:374 Y2:410 Are you busy Friday night? 545 00:32:24,677 --> 00:32:27,874 X1:291 X2:430 Y1:374 Y2:410 Me? Oh, no. 546 00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:31,178 X1:173 X2:548 Y1:334 Y2:409 Oh, l'm sorry, l have something. What about Saturday night? 547 00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:35,286 X1:267 X2:455 Y1:374 Y2:410 Nothing. No, no. 548 00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:38,585 X1:178 X2:543 Y1:374 Y2:410 You're very popular, l can see. 549 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,591 X1:243 X2:478 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l know. - You have plague? 550 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:43,184 X1:238 X2:484 Y1:374 Y2:410 l meet a lot of jerks. 551 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:45,253 X1:211 X2:511 Y1:374 Y2:410 l meet a lot of jerks, too. 552 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:48,459 X1:245 X2:476 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm thinking about getting some cats. 553 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:52,265 X1:229 X2:493 Y1:334 Y2:409 Wait a second! No, no! Oh, shoot! 554 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:56,798 X1:163 X2:558 Y1:374 Y2:410 Saturday night, l'm going to sing. 555 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,366 X1:170 X2:552 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're going to sing? You sing? No kidding! 556 00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:02,437 X1:229 X2:492 Y1:334 Y2:409 - This is my first time. - Really? Where? 557 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:04,778 X1:269 X2:453 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'd like to come. 558 00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:07,580 X1:243 X2:478 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'm interested. - No, no. l'm just a-- 559 00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:11,680 X1:201 X2:520 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm auditioning at this club. lt's my first time. 560 00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:14,225 X1:155 X2:567 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's okay, 'cause l know exactly what that's like. 561 00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:17,126 X1:177 X2:545 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're going to like nightclubs. They're really a lot of fun. 562 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:25,094 X1:268 X2:453 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt had to be you 563 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:34,874 X1:268 X2:453 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt had to be you 564 00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:41,318 X1:247 X2:475 Y1:334 Y2:409 l wandered around And finally found 565 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:47,883 X1:242 X2:480 Y1:374 Y2:410 This somebody who 566 00:33:49,028 --> 00:33:54,523 X1:222 X2:500 Y1:374 Y2:410 Could make me be true 567 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:59,765 X1:223 X2:498 Y1:374 Y2:410 Could make me be blue 568 00:34:01,774 --> 00:34:04,834 X1:257 X2:465 Y1:374 Y2:410 And even be glad 569 00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:07,470 X1:274 X2:447 Y1:374 Y2:410 Just to be sad 570 00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:14,650 X1:269 X2:453 Y1:374 Y2:410 Thinking of you 571 00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:18,050 X1:189 X2:533 Y1:334 Y2:409 l was awful! l'm so ashamed! l can't sing. 572 00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:20,216 X1:145 X2:577 Y1:374 Y2:410 So the audience was a tad restless. 573 00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:23,591 X1:139 X2:582 Y1:334 Y2:409 What do you mean, "a tad restless"? My God, they hated me! 574 00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:26,062 X1:189 X2:532 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, they didn't. You have a wonderful voice. 575 00:34:26,131 --> 00:34:28,122 X1:214 X2:508 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'm going to quit. - l'm not going to let you. 576 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,691 X1:209 X2:512 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You have a great voice. - Do you think so, really? 577 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:35,035 X1:154 X2:568 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Yeah! lt's terrific. - l never even took a lesson either. 578 00:34:35,107 --> 00:34:38,565 X1:221 X2:500 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Listen, give me a kiss. - Really? 579 00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:41,306 X1:147 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 Why not? Because we're just going to go home later. 580 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:43,871 X1:148 X2:574 Y1:334 Y2:409 There's going to be all that tension. We've never kissed before. 581 00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:46,042 X1:216 X2:506 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'll never know when to make the right move. 582 00:34:46,118 --> 00:34:48,882 X1:152 X2:569 Y1:334 Y2:409 We'll kiss now and get it over with, and then we'll go eat. Okay? 583 00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:51,320 X1:189 X2:533 Y1:374 Y2:410 We'll digest our food better. 584 00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:56,265 X1:145 X2:577 Y1:374 Y2:410 Okay? Now we can digest our food. 585 00:34:56,399 --> 00:34:58,560 X1:233 X2:489 Y1:374 Y2:410 Corned beef, please. 586 00:34:58,634 --> 00:35:01,762 X1:138 X2:583 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm having pastrami on white bread... 587 00:35:01,838 --> 00:35:04,807 X1:116 X2:605 Y1:374 Y2:410 with mayonnaise, tomatoes and lettuce. 588 00:35:07,610 --> 00:35:10,670 X1:181 X2:541 Y1:374 Y2:410 So, your second wife left you. 589 00:35:10,746 --> 00:35:13,408 X1:158 X2:563 Y1:374 Y2:410 Were you depressed about that? 590 00:35:13,483 --> 00:35:17,112 X1:149 X2:572 Y1:334 Y2:409 Nothing that a few mega-vitamins couldn't cure. 591 00:35:17,186 --> 00:35:21,054 X1:210 X2:511 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Your first wife, Allison. - She was nice. 592 00:35:21,123 --> 00:35:23,614 X1:245 X2:476 Y1:334 Y2:409 That was my fault. l was too crazy. 593 00:35:27,530 --> 00:35:31,193 X1:255 X2:466 Y1:334 Y2:409 That was so nice! That was nice. 594 00:35:31,267 --> 00:35:35,135 X1:192 X2:530 Y1:334 Y2:409 As Balzac said, "There goes another novel." 595 00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:37,968 X1:261 X2:461 Y1:374 Y2:410 You were great. 596 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,600 X1:257 X2:465 Y1:374 Y2:410 Oh, yeah? Yeah? 597 00:35:40,676 --> 00:35:44,840 X1:238 X2:483 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Yeah, l'm wrecked. - You're wrecked. 598 00:35:44,914 --> 00:35:49,442 X1:183 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 l mean it. l'll never play the piano again. 599 00:35:49,519 --> 00:35:52,647 X1:167 X2:555 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt was, l don't know. You really thought it was good? 600 00:35:52,722 --> 00:35:58,183 X1:129 X2:592 Y1:334 Y2:409 Good? Yes. No, that was the most fun l've had without laughing. 601 00:35:58,261 --> 00:36:00,126 X1:225 X2:497 Y1:374 Y2:410 Here, you want some? 602 00:36:00,196 --> 00:36:05,691 X1:200 X2:521 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, l don't use any major hallucinogenics. 603 00:36:05,768 --> 00:36:10,228 X1:154 X2:567 Y1:334 Y2:409 l took a puff about five years ago at a party... 604 00:36:10,306 --> 00:36:13,207 X1:175 X2:547 Y1:334 Y2:409 and tried to take my pants off over my head. 605 00:36:15,878 --> 00:36:21,077 X1:205 X2:517 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't do it very often. lt just sort of relaxes me. 606 00:36:23,486 --> 00:36:26,478 X1:182 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You won't believe this, but-- - What? 607 00:36:29,825 --> 00:36:32,794 X1:157 X2:564 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm going to buy you these books... 608 00:36:32,862 --> 00:36:36,161 X1:139 X2:582 Y1:334 Y2:409 because l think you should read them instead of that cat book. 609 00:36:36,232 --> 00:36:38,996 X1:191 X2:531 Y1:374 Y2:410 That's pretty serious stuff. 610 00:36:39,068 --> 00:36:41,502 X1:169 X2:552 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm obsessed with death, l think. 611 00:36:41,571 --> 00:36:44,597 X1:167 X2:554 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's a big subject with me. l have a pessimistic view of life. 612 00:36:44,674 --> 00:36:47,040 X1:175 X2:547 Y1:334 Y2:409 You should know this about me if we're going to go out. 613 00:36:47,109 --> 00:36:50,306 X1:149 X2:572 Y1:334 Y2:409 l feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. 614 00:36:50,379 --> 00:36:52,370 X1:176 X2:546 Y1:374 Y2:410 Those are the two categories. 615 00:36:52,448 --> 00:36:57,215 X1:154 X2:567 Y1:334 Y2:409 The horrible would be like terminal cases and blind people, cripples. 616 00:36:57,286 --> 00:36:59,754 X1:129 X2:592 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't know how they get through life. lt's amazing to me. 617 00:36:59,822 --> 00:37:02,620 X1:146 X2:575 Y1:374 Y2:410 And the miserable is everyone else. 618 00:37:02,692 --> 00:37:05,126 X1:154 X2:567 Y1:334 Y2:409 So when you go through life, be thankful that you're miserable. 619 00:37:05,194 --> 00:37:07,890 X1:156 X2:565 Y1:374 Y2:410 You're very lucky to be miserable. 620 00:37:09,465 --> 00:37:14,300 X1:149 X2:573 Y1:334 Y2:409 Look at that guy. There's Mr. Miami Beach in the pink. 621 00:37:14,370 --> 00:37:17,134 X1:200 X2:522 Y1:334 Y2:409 He's just come back from the gin rummy finals. 622 00:37:17,206 --> 00:37:19,037 X1:266 X2:456 Y1:374 Y2:410 He placed third. 623 00:37:19,108 --> 00:37:22,134 X1:144 X2:578 Y1:334 Y2:409 Look at these guys. That's hilarious. They're back from Fire lsland. 624 00:37:22,211 --> 00:37:25,078 X1:217 X2:504 Y1:334 Y2:409 They're sort of giving it a chance romantically. 625 00:37:25,147 --> 00:37:28,048 X1:229 X2:493 Y1:334 Y2:409 - ltalian, right? - Him? He's the Mafia. 626 00:37:28,117 --> 00:37:31,450 X1:195 X2:527 Y1:334 Y2:409 Linen supply business or cement and contracting. 627 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:35,115 X1:187 X2:534 Y1:334 Y2:409 Oh, gee, mess up my moustache wax. 628 00:37:35,191 --> 00:37:37,989 X1:108 X2:613 Y1:334 Y2:409 There's the winner of the Truman Capote look-alike contest. 629 00:37:38,094 --> 00:37:42,861 X1:200 X2:521 Y1:334 Y2:409 You are unbelievably sexy. Yes, you are. 630 00:37:42,932 --> 00:37:46,800 X1:158 X2:563 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know what you are? You're polymorphously perverse. 631 00:37:46,869 --> 00:37:49,394 X1:209 X2:513 Y1:334 Y2:409 What does that mean? l don't know what that is. 632 00:37:49,472 --> 00:37:52,407 X1:199 X2:522 Y1:374 Y2:410 You're exceptional in bed... 633 00:37:52,475 --> 00:37:55,467 X1:123 X2:599 Y1:334 Y2:409 because you get pleasure in every part of your body when l touch it. 634 00:37:55,544 --> 00:37:59,378 X1:128 X2:594 Y1:334 Y2:409 Like the tip of your nose, and if l stroke your teeth or your knee caps... 635 00:37:59,448 --> 00:38:01,609 X1:206 X2:515 Y1:374 Y2:410 you certainly get excited. 636 00:38:01,684 --> 00:38:06,018 X1:243 X2:478 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know what? l like you, l really do. 637 00:38:06,088 --> 00:38:09,023 X1:215 X2:506 Y1:334 Y2:409 But do you love me? That's the key question. 638 00:38:09,091 --> 00:38:11,423 X1:190 X2:532 Y1:334 Y2:409 l know you've only known me a short while. 639 00:38:11,494 --> 00:38:15,453 X1:228 X2:494 Y1:334 Y2:409 l think that's sort of-- Yeah, yeah. 640 00:38:15,531 --> 00:38:17,465 X1:262 X2:459 Y1:374 Y2:410 Do you love me? 641 00:38:17,533 --> 00:38:22,994 X1:145 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 Love is too weak a word for what-- l "lurve" you. 642 00:38:23,072 --> 00:38:27,372 X1:207 X2:515 Y1:334 Y2:409 l "loave" you. l "luff" you, with two "f"s. 643 00:38:27,443 --> 00:38:29,604 X1:240 X2:482 Y1:334 Y2:409 Of course l do. Don't you think l do? 644 00:38:29,679 --> 00:38:31,772 X1:285 X2:436 Y1:374 Y2:410 l don't know. 645 00:38:33,649 --> 00:38:36,516 X1:112 X2:609 Y1:334 Y2:409 What do you mean? You're not going to give up your own apartment, are you? 646 00:38:36,585 --> 00:38:38,519 X1:288 X2:434 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Of course. - But why? 647 00:38:38,587 --> 00:38:40,851 X1:157 X2:565 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm moving in with you, that's why. 648 00:38:40,923 --> 00:38:43,983 X1:164 X2:558 Y1:334 Y2:409 - But you have a nice apartment. - l have a tiny apartment. 649 00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:47,086 X1:139 X2:582 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l know it's small. - And it's got bad plumbing and bugs. 650 00:38:47,163 --> 00:38:52,066 X1:126 X2:595 Y1:334 Y2:409 Granted, it has bad plumbing and bugs. You say that like it's a negative. 651 00:38:52,134 --> 00:38:54,329 X1:295 X2:427 Y1:374 Y2:410 Bugs are-- 652 00:38:54,403 --> 00:38:58,271 X1:125 X2:596 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Entomology is a rapidly growing field. - You don't want me to live with you. 653 00:38:58,340 --> 00:39:02,299 X1:186 X2:535 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l don't? Whose idea was it? - Mine. 654 00:39:02,378 --> 00:39:04,710 X1:227 X2:494 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt was yours, actually. 655 00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:07,112 X1:179 X2:542 Y1:374 Y2:410 But l approved it immediately. 656 00:39:07,183 --> 00:39:09,117 X1:233 X2:489 Y1:334 Y2:409 You think l talked you into something. 657 00:39:09,185 --> 00:39:13,747 X1:138 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 No. We live together, we sleep together, we eat together. 658 00:39:13,823 --> 00:39:16,121 X1:184 X2:538 Y1:334 Y2:409 Jesus, you don't want it to be like we're married, do you? 659 00:39:16,192 --> 00:39:20,151 X1:112 X2:609 Y1:334 Y2:409 - How is it any different? - Because you keep your own apartment. 660 00:39:20,229 --> 00:39:22,754 X1:148 X2:573 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's there. We don't have to go to it, deal with it... 661 00:39:22,832 --> 00:39:27,929 X1:132 X2:589 Y1:334 Y2:409 but it's like a free-floating life raft that we know that we're not married. 662 00:39:28,003 --> 00:39:30,494 X1:224 X2:498 Y1:334 Y2:409 That little apartment is $400 a month, Alvy. 663 00:39:30,573 --> 00:39:33,701 X1:176 X2:545 Y1:334 Y2:409 - That place is $400 a month? - Yes, it is. 664 00:39:33,776 --> 00:39:36,870 X1:174 X2:547 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's got bad plumbing and bugs. Jesus. 665 00:39:36,946 --> 00:39:40,939 X1:168 X2:554 Y1:334 Y2:409 My accountant will write it off as a tax deduction. l'll pay for it. 666 00:39:41,016 --> 00:39:43,644 X1:164 X2:558 Y1:334 Y2:409 You don't think l'm smart enough to be serious about. 667 00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,380 X1:247 X2:475 Y1:374 Y2:410 Don't be ridiculous. 668 00:39:45,454 --> 00:39:49,720 X1:117 X2:605 Y1:334 Y2:409 Then why are you always pushing me to take college courses like l was dumb? 669 00:39:49,792 --> 00:39:51,953 X1:138 X2:584 Y1:374 Y2:410 Adult education is a wonderful thing! 670 00:39:52,027 --> 00:39:55,292 X1:185 X2:537 Y1:334 Y2:409 You meet a lot of interesting professors. lt's stimulating. 671 00:40:07,910 --> 00:40:12,210 X1:151 X2:570 Y1:334 Y2:409 Does this sound like a good course: "Modern American Poetry"? 672 00:40:13,282 --> 00:40:15,250 X1:278 X2:443 Y1:374 Y2:410 Or, let's see... 673 00:40:15,317 --> 00:40:19,413 X1:196 X2:525 Y1:334 Y2:409 maybe l should take "lntroduction to the Novel." 674 00:40:19,488 --> 00:40:22,116 X1:143 X2:579 Y1:334 Y2:409 Just don't take any course where they make you read Beowulf. 675 00:40:22,191 --> 00:40:24,250 X1:318 X2:403 Y1:374 Y2:410 What? 676 00:40:24,326 --> 00:40:28,729 X1:162 X2:559 Y1:334 Y2:409 What do you think? Should we go to that party in South Hampton? 677 00:40:28,798 --> 00:40:32,256 X1:144 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, don't be silly. What do we need other people for? 678 00:40:32,334 --> 00:40:37,203 X1:123 X2:598 Y1:334 Y2:409 We should just turn out the lights and play hide the "salam" or something. 679 00:40:37,273 --> 00:40:40,242 X1:160 X2:562 Y1:334 Y2:409 Well, l'm going to get a cigarette, okay? 680 00:40:40,309 --> 00:40:45,542 X1:126 X2:596 Y1:334 Y2:409 Grass, right? The illusion that it makes a white woman more like Billie Holiday. 681 00:40:45,614 --> 00:40:48,777 X1:165 X2:556 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Have you ever made love high? - Me? No. 682 00:40:48,851 --> 00:40:52,514 X1:193 X2:529 Y1:334 Y2:409 lf l have grass or alcohol, l get unbearably wonderful. 683 00:40:52,588 --> 00:40:55,580 X1:176 X2:546 Y1:374 Y2:410 l get too wonderful for words. 684 00:40:55,658 --> 00:40:59,594 X1:137 X2:585 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't know why you have to get high every time we make love. 685 00:40:59,662 --> 00:41:01,527 X1:278 X2:443 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt relaxes me. 686 00:41:01,597 --> 00:41:04,157 X1:155 X2:567 Y1:334 Y2:409 You have to be artificially relaxed before we can go to bed? 687 00:41:04,233 --> 00:41:06,394 X1:162 X2:560 Y1:374 Y2:410 What's the difference, anyway? 688 00:41:06,468 --> 00:41:09,096 X1:145 X2:576 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'll give you a shot of Sodium Pentothal. You can sleep through it. 689 00:41:09,171 --> 00:41:12,538 X1:127 X2:595 Y1:334 Y2:409 Look who's talking! You've been seeing a psychiatrist for 15 years. 690 00:41:12,608 --> 00:41:16,169 X1:161 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 You should smoke some of this. You'd be off the couch in no time. 691 00:41:16,245 --> 00:41:18,475 X1:174 X2:548 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Come on, you don't need that. - What are you doing? 692 00:41:18,547 --> 00:41:22,244 X1:184 X2:537 Y1:334 Y2:409 - No, Alvy, please? - You can live without it once. 693 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:26,313 X1:218 X2:504 Y1:374 Y2:410 Wait, l got a great idea. 694 00:41:27,590 --> 00:41:32,254 X1:189 X2:532 Y1:334 Y2:409 Hang in there for a second. l got a little erotic artifact... 695 00:41:32,328 --> 00:41:36,424 X1:150 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 that l brought up from the city, which l think is going to be perfect. 696 00:41:36,498 --> 00:41:40,332 X1:205 X2:516 Y1:334 Y2:409 There. Create a little old New Orleans essence. 697 00:41:40,402 --> 00:41:43,599 X1:143 X2:579 Y1:374 Y2:410 Now we can go about our business... 698 00:41:43,672 --> 00:41:46,573 X1:172 X2:550 Y1:334 Y2:409 and even develop photographs if we want to. 699 00:41:53,749 --> 00:41:56,513 X1:225 X2:497 Y1:334 Y2:409 - ls something wrong? - No, why? 700 00:41:56,585 --> 00:41:59,520 X1:217 X2:504 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't know. lt's like you're removed. 701 00:41:59,588 --> 00:42:01,556 X1:290 X2:431 Y1:374 Y2:410 No, l'm fine. 702 00:42:01,624 --> 00:42:03,615 X1:314 X2:407 Y1:374 Y2:410 Really? 703 00:42:03,692 --> 00:42:06,320 X1:205 X2:517 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't know. You seem sort of distant. 704 00:42:06,395 --> 00:42:08,454 X1:212 X2:510 Y1:374 Y2:410 Let's just do it, all right? 705 00:42:08,530 --> 00:42:11,988 X1:163 X2:559 Y1:334 Y2:409 Was it my imagination or are you just going through the motions? 706 00:42:12,101 --> 00:42:14,365 X1:184 X2:538 Y1:334 Y2:409 Alvy, do you remember where l put my drawing pad? 707 00:42:14,470 --> 00:42:17,405 X1:130 X2:591 Y1:334 Y2:409 Because while you two are doing that, l'm going to do some drawing. 708 00:42:17,473 --> 00:42:19,737 X1:197 X2:524 Y1:374 Y2:410 That's what l call removed! 709 00:42:19,808 --> 00:42:22,800 X1:248 X2:473 Y1:374 Y2:410 You have my body. 710 00:42:22,878 --> 00:42:25,176 X1:201 X2:521 Y1:374 Y2:410 But l want the whole thing! 711 00:42:25,247 --> 00:42:27,181 X1:283 X2:438 Y1:374 Y2:410 l need grass. 712 00:42:27,249 --> 00:42:30,184 X1:152 X2:569 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt ruins it for me if you have grass. 713 00:42:30,252 --> 00:42:33,585 X1:140 X2:582 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm like a comedian, so if l get a laugh from a person who's high... 714 00:42:33,656 --> 00:42:36,489 X1:171 X2:551 Y1:334 Y2:409 it doesn't count, 'cause they're always laughing. 715 00:42:36,558 --> 00:42:38,492 X1:210 X2:511 Y1:374 Y2:410 Were you always funny? 716 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,222 X1:151 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 ls this an interview? We're supposed to be making love. 717 00:42:41,397 --> 00:42:44,662 X1:197 X2:525 Y1:334 Y2:409 This guy is naturally funny. l think he can write for you. 718 00:42:44,733 --> 00:42:47,600 X1:182 X2:540 Y1:334 Y2:409 Yeah, yeah. Hey, kid, he tells me you're really good. 719 00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:50,070 X1:202 X2:520 Y1:334 Y2:409 Let me explain how l work. You can tell off the bat... 720 00:42:50,139 --> 00:42:53,040 X1:171 X2:551 Y1:334 Y2:409 that l don't look like a funny guy like some of the guys. 721 00:42:53,108 --> 00:42:55,474 X1:125 X2:597 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know they're going to tell you their stories, you're going to fall down. 722 00:42:55,544 --> 00:42:58,308 X1:120 X2:601 Y1:334 Y2:409 But l gotta be really talented. Material's got to be sensational for me. 723 00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:02,316 X1:204 X2:518 Y1:334 Y2:409 l work-- l'm kind of classy. Know what l mean? 724 00:43:02,384 --> 00:43:04,716 X1:183 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 Let me explain. l'll open with an opening song. 725 00:43:04,787 --> 00:43:06,778 X1:239 X2:483 Y1:374 Y2:410 The music will start. 726 00:43:06,855 --> 00:43:09,653 X1:159 X2:563 Y1:334 Y2:409 l walk out. Place looks wonderful from here 727 00:43:09,725 --> 00:43:12,455 X1:142 X2:580 Y1:374 Y2:410 You folks look wonderful from here 728 00:43:12,528 --> 00:43:15,122 X1:206 X2:516 Y1:334 Y2:409 And seeing you there With a smile on your face 729 00:43:15,197 --> 00:43:17,563 X1:222 X2:499 Y1:334 Y2:409 Makes me shout This must be the place 730 00:43:17,633 --> 00:43:20,727 X1:125 X2:597 Y1:334 Y2:409 l stop, and then l open with some jokes. That's where l need you. 731 00:43:20,803 --> 00:43:24,534 X1:138 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'll say, "l just got back from Canada. They speak a lot of French. 732 00:43:24,606 --> 00:43:28,599 X1:129 X2:593 Y1:334 Y2:409 The only word to know is 'John Dark.' lt means the light's out in the bathroom. 733 00:43:28,677 --> 00:43:33,046 X1:195 X2:527 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l met a big lumberjack." - Jesus, this guy's pathetic. 734 00:43:33,115 --> 00:43:36,778 X1:191 X2:530 Y1:334 Y2:409 Look at him mincing around. Boy, thinks he's real cute. 735 00:43:36,852 --> 00:43:39,150 X1:223 X2:499 Y1:374 Y2:410 You want to throw up. 736 00:43:39,221 --> 00:43:42,213 X1:229 X2:493 Y1:334 Y2:409 lf only l had the nerve to do my own jokes. 737 00:43:43,959 --> 00:43:47,224 X1:119 X2:602 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't know how much longer l can keep this smile frozen on my face. 738 00:43:47,296 --> 00:43:49,264 X1:204 X2:517 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm in the wrong business. l know it. 739 00:43:49,331 --> 00:43:53,233 X1:281 X2:441 Y1:374 Y2:410 "But, cherie... 740 00:43:53,302 --> 00:43:55,964 X1:193 X2:528 Y1:374 Y2:410 what will l do with this, eh?" 741 00:43:56,038 --> 00:44:00,031 X1:164 X2:557 Y1:334 Y2:409 He says, "Oh, Marie, sometime you make me so mad!" 742 00:44:00,109 --> 00:44:02,134 X1:127 X2:595 Y1:334 Y2:409 They scream at that. Write me something like that, will you? 743 00:44:02,211 --> 00:44:04,904 X1:210 X2:512 Y1:334 Y2:409 Kind of a French number. Can you do it? 744 00:44:11,144 --> 00:44:13,237 X1:207 X2:514 Y1:334 Y2:409 Where am l? l have to reorient myself. 745 00:44:13,313 --> 00:44:15,304 X1:235 X2:487 Y1:334 Y2:409 This is the University of Wisconsin, right? 746 00:44:15,381 --> 00:44:20,045 X1:202 X2:520 Y1:334 Y2:409 Because l'm always tense when l'm playing a college. 747 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,520 X1:157 X2:565 Y1:334 Y2:409 l have a bad history with colleges. l went to New York University. 748 00:44:22,622 --> 00:44:26,581 X1:186 X2:536 Y1:334 Y2:409 And l was thrown out of NYU my freshman year... 749 00:44:26,659 --> 00:44:29,958 X1:131 X2:590 Y1:374 Y2:410 for cheating on my metaphysics final. 750 00:44:30,029 --> 00:44:34,363 X1:185 X2:536 Y1:334 Y2:409 l looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. 751 00:44:34,434 --> 00:44:38,632 X1:115 X2:607 Y1:334 Y2:409 My mother, an emotionally high-strung woman, locked herself in the bathroom... 752 00:44:38,705 --> 00:44:41,799 X1:229 X2:493 Y1:334 Y2:409 and took an overdose of mah-jongg tiles. 753 00:44:45,011 --> 00:44:48,879 X1:181 X2:540 Y1:334 Y2:409 l was depressed at that time. l was in analysis. 754 00:44:48,948 --> 00:44:52,748 X1:151 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 l was suicidal, as a matter of fact, and would have killed myself... 755 00:44:52,819 --> 00:44:55,481 X1:226 X2:495 Y1:334 Y2:409 but l was in analysis with a strict Freudian. 756 00:44:55,555 --> 00:44:59,218 X1:132 X2:589 Y1:334 Y2:409 And if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss. 757 00:45:03,062 --> 00:45:07,158 X1:202 X2:520 Y1:334 Y2:409 Alvy, you were just great. l'm not kidding. 758 00:45:07,233 --> 00:45:10,031 X1:157 X2:565 Y1:374 Y2:410 College audiences are wonderful. 759 00:45:10,103 --> 00:45:13,231 X1:145 X2:576 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know what? l think l'm starting to get more of the references, too. 760 00:45:13,306 --> 00:45:17,436 X1:131 X2:590 Y1:334 Y2:409 Are you? The 12:00 show is completely different than the 9:00. 761 00:45:17,510 --> 00:45:21,776 X1:127 X2:595 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm looking forward to tomorrow. lt'll be nice. You'll meet Mother and Father. 762 00:45:21,848 --> 00:45:23,975 X1:189 X2:532 Y1:374 Y2:410 They'll hate me immediately. 763 00:45:25,084 --> 00:45:28,520 X1:186 X2:536 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, l don't think they're going to hate you at all. Contrary. 764 00:45:28,588 --> 00:45:33,048 X1:156 X2:565 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's Easter. We'll sit down and eat. l think they'll really like you. 765 00:45:42,235 --> 00:45:43,964 X1:181 X2:541 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's a nice ham this year, Mom. 766 00:45:46,206 --> 00:45:49,198 X1:129 X2:592 Y1:374 Y2:410 Grammy always does such a good job. 767 00:45:49,275 --> 00:45:51,072 X1:281 X2:441 Y1:374 Y2:410 Great sauce. 768 00:45:51,144 --> 00:45:53,612 X1:250 X2:472 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt is. lt's dynamite ham. 769 00:45:59,185 --> 00:46:02,086 X1:193 X2:528 Y1:374 Y2:410 We went to the swap meet. 770 00:46:02,155 --> 00:46:05,249 X1:175 X2:546 Y1:334 Y2:409 Annie, Gram and l. Got some nice picture frames. 771 00:46:05,325 --> 00:46:08,817 X1:202 X2:520 Y1:374 Y2:410 We really had a good time. 772 00:46:08,895 --> 00:46:13,264 X1:174 X2:548 Y1:334 Y2:409 Ann tells us you've been seeing a psychiatrist for 15 years. 773 00:46:14,434 --> 00:46:16,425 X1:147 X2:575 Y1:374 Y2:410 Yes. l'm making excellent progress. 774 00:46:16,502 --> 00:46:19,801 X1:143 X2:579 Y1:334 Y2:409 Soon, when l lie down on his couch, l won't have to wear the lobster bib. 775 00:46:22,075 --> 00:46:25,738 X1:141 X2:581 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Duane and l went to the boat basin. - We caulked hulls all day. 776 00:46:25,812 --> 00:46:28,804 X1:125 X2:596 Y1:374 Y2:410 And Randolph Hunt was drunk as usual. 777 00:46:28,881 --> 00:46:33,409 X1:155 X2:566 Y1:334 Y2:409 That Randolph Hunt! You remember Randy Hunt, Annie. 778 00:46:33,486 --> 00:46:36,250 X1:183 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 - He was in the choir with you. - Oh, yes. 779 00:46:36,322 --> 00:46:38,847 X1:207 X2:514 Y1:374 Y2:410 l can't believe this family. 780 00:46:38,925 --> 00:46:41,792 X1:157 X2:565 Y1:374 Y2:410 Annie's mother is really beautiful. 781 00:46:41,861 --> 00:46:45,558 X1:166 X2:555 Y1:334 Y2:409 And they're talking swap meets and boat basins. 782 00:46:45,632 --> 00:46:50,399 X1:150 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 The old lady at the end of the table is a classic Jew-hater. 783 00:46:50,470 --> 00:46:55,100 X1:146 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 They really look American, healthy, like they never get sick or anything. 784 00:46:55,174 --> 00:46:58,371 X1:178 X2:543 Y1:334 Y2:409 Nothing like my family. The two are like oil and water. 785 00:46:58,745 --> 00:47:01,646 X1:211 X2:511 Y1:334 Y2:409 Ah, let him drop dead. Who needs his business? 786 00:47:01,714 --> 00:47:07,346 X1:175 X2:547 Y1:334 Y2:409 - His wife has diabetes. - Diabetes? ls that an excuse? 787 00:47:07,420 --> 00:47:11,823 X1:149 X2:573 Y1:334 Y2:409 The man is 50 years old and doesn't have a substantial job. 788 00:47:11,891 --> 00:47:13,620 X1:214 X2:507 Y1:334 Y2:409 ls that a reason to steal from your partner? 789 00:47:13,693 --> 00:47:16,161 X1:233 X2:488 Y1:334 Y2:409 You don't know what you're talking about. 790 00:47:16,229 --> 00:47:17,890 X1:288 X2:433 Y1:374 Y2:410 Defend him! 791 00:47:17,964 --> 00:47:20,626 X1:257 X2:464 Y1:374 Y2:410 Pass the brisket. 792 00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:23,260 X1:247 X2:474 Y1:334 Y2:409 Mo Moskowitz. He had a coronary. 793 00:47:23,336 --> 00:47:25,270 X1:275 X2:446 Y1:374 Y2:410 You don't say! 794 00:47:26,272 --> 00:47:28,502 X1:129 X2:593 Y1:334 Y2:409 How do you plan to spend the holidays, Mrs. Singer? 795 00:47:28,574 --> 00:47:30,633 X1:299 X2:423 Y1:334 Y2:409 - We fast. - Fast? 796 00:47:30,710 --> 00:47:33,975 X1:168 X2:554 Y1:334 Y2:409 No food. You know, to atone for our sins. 797 00:47:34,047 --> 00:47:36,140 X1:247 X2:474 Y1:334 Y2:409 What sins? l don't understand. 798 00:47:36,215 --> 00:47:38,080 X1:272 X2:449 Y1:374 Y2:410 Neither do we. 799 00:47:40,153 --> 00:47:42,917 X1:207 X2:515 Y1:374 Y2:410 Hi, Duane. How's it going? 800 00:47:42,989 --> 00:47:47,016 X1:219 X2:503 Y1:334 Y2:409 - This is my room. - Oh, yeah? lt's terrific. 801 00:47:47,093 --> 00:47:49,084 X1:202 X2:519 Y1:374 Y2:410 Can l confess something? 802 00:47:54,567 --> 00:47:57,832 X1:147 X2:574 Y1:334 Y2:409 l tell you this, because, as an artist, l think you'll understand. 803 00:48:00,807 --> 00:48:03,799 X1:183 X2:538 Y1:374 Y2:410 Sometimes when l'm driving... 804 00:48:03,876 --> 00:48:05,844 X1:232 X2:490 Y1:374 Y2:410 on the road at night... 805 00:48:05,912 --> 00:48:09,370 X1:210 X2:512 Y1:334 Y2:409 l see two headlights coming toward me, fast. 806 00:48:09,449 --> 00:48:11,849 X1:203 X2:519 Y1:334 Y2:409 l have this impulse to turn the wheel quickly... 807 00:48:11,918 --> 00:48:14,182 X1:174 X2:548 Y1:374 Y2:410 head-on into the oncoming car. 808 00:48:15,321 --> 00:48:17,516 X1:180 X2:541 Y1:374 Y2:410 l can anticipate the explosion. 809 00:48:17,590 --> 00:48:21,754 X1:175 X2:546 Y1:374 Y2:410 The sound of shattering glass. 810 00:48:21,828 --> 00:48:26,231 X1:217 X2:505 Y1:334 Y2:409 The flames rising out of the flowing gasoline. 811 00:48:28,935 --> 00:48:30,368 X1:324 X2:397 Y1:374 Y2:410 Right. 812 00:48:31,738 --> 00:48:37,472 X1:161 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 l have to go now, Duane, because l'm due back on the planet Earth. 813 00:48:37,543 --> 00:48:39,477 X1:204 X2:518 Y1:374 Y2:410 Don't let it be so long now. 814 00:48:39,545 --> 00:48:43,174 X1:185 X2:537 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Look up Uncle Billy, promise. - He is adorable. 815 00:48:43,249 --> 00:48:45,717 X1:132 X2:590 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You'll take them to the airport now? - No. Duane can. 816 00:48:45,785 --> 00:48:48,549 X1:192 X2:529 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l haven't finished my drink. - Yes, Duane is. l'll be right-- 817 00:49:08,741 --> 00:49:10,538 X1:256 X2:466 Y1:334 Y2:409 You followed me. l can't believe it! 818 00:49:10,610 --> 00:49:12,578 X1:244 X2:478 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l didn't follow you. - You followed me! 819 00:49:12,645 --> 00:49:16,172 X1:137 X2:584 Y1:334 Y2:409 Because l was walking a block behind staring at you? That's not following. 820 00:49:16,249 --> 00:49:19,912 X1:123 X2:599 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What's your definition of "following"? - Following is different. l was spying. 821 00:49:19,986 --> 00:49:21,476 X1:220 X2:501 Y1:334 Y2:409 Do you realize how paranoid you are? 822 00:49:21,554 --> 00:49:24,614 X1:120 X2:601 Y1:334 Y2:409 Paranoid? l'm looking at you, and you've got your arms around another guy. 823 00:49:24,690 --> 00:49:26,681 X1:151 X2:571 Y1:374 Y2:410 That is the worst kind of paranoid! 824 00:49:26,759 --> 00:49:30,126 X1:130 X2:591 Y1:334 Y2:409 l didn't start out spying. l thought l'd surprise you, pick you up after school. 825 00:49:30,196 --> 00:49:34,064 X1:135 X2:586 Y1:334 Y2:409 You wanted to keep the relationship flexible, remember? lt's your phrase. 826 00:49:34,133 --> 00:49:36,192 X1:188 X2:534 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're having an affair with your college professor! 827 00:49:36,269 --> 00:49:40,933 X1:112 X2:610 Y1:334 Y2:409 That jerk that teaches that crap course, "Contemporary Crisis in Western Man." 828 00:49:41,007 --> 00:49:43,771 X1:171 X2:551 Y1:334 Y2:409 "Existential Motifs in Russian Literature." You're really close. 829 00:49:43,843 --> 00:49:46,107 X1:190 X2:532 Y1:334 Y2:409 What's the difference? lt's all mental masturbation. 830 00:49:46,179 --> 00:49:48,807 X1:171 X2:551 Y1:334 Y2:409 Now we're getting to a subject you know something about. 831 00:49:48,881 --> 00:49:51,850 X1:193 X2:528 Y1:334 Y2:409 Don't knock masturbation. lt's sex with someone l love. 832 00:49:51,918 --> 00:49:56,651 X1:133 X2:589 Y1:334 Y2:409 We're not having an affair. He's married. He happens to think l'm neat. 833 00:49:56,722 --> 00:49:59,816 X1:140 X2:581 Y1:334 Y2:409 Are you 12 years old? That's one of your Chippewa Falls expressions. 834 00:49:59,892 --> 00:50:01,655 X1:287 X2:435 Y1:374 Y2:410 Who cares? 835 00:50:01,727 --> 00:50:05,390 X1:130 X2:591 Y1:334 Y2:409 Next he'll find you're keen and peachy. Then he'll have his hand on your ass. 836 00:50:05,465 --> 00:50:08,491 X1:149 X2:573 Y1:334 Y2:409 You've had hostility towards David ever since l mentioned him. 837 00:50:08,568 --> 00:50:10,729 X1:178 X2:544 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You call your teacher David? - lt's his name. 838 00:50:10,803 --> 00:50:14,398 X1:188 X2:534 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's a Biblical name, right? Does he call you Bathsheba? 839 00:50:14,474 --> 00:50:18,638 X1:125 X2:596 Y1:334 Y2:409 Alvy, you're the one who never wanted to make a real commitment. 840 00:50:18,711 --> 00:50:21,771 X1:144 X2:578 Y1:334 Y2:409 You don't think l'm smart enough. We had that argument last month... 841 00:50:21,848 --> 00:50:24,578 X1:157 X2:565 Y1:374 Y2:410 or don't you remember that day? 842 00:50:26,052 --> 00:50:28,782 X1:277 X2:445 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'm home! - How'd it go? 843 00:50:28,855 --> 00:50:31,824 X1:187 X2:534 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt was really weird, but she's a very nice woman. 844 00:50:31,891 --> 00:50:35,554 X1:175 X2:547 Y1:334 Y2:409 l didn't have to lie on the couch. She had me sitting up. 845 00:50:35,628 --> 00:50:39,530 X1:172 X2:550 Y1:334 Y2:409 l told her about the family and my feelings towards men... 846 00:50:39,599 --> 00:50:41,760 X1:138 X2:583 Y1:374 Y2:410 and my relationship with my brother. 847 00:50:41,834 --> 00:50:44,564 X1:170 X2:551 Y1:334 Y2:409 Then she mentioned penis envy. Do you know about that? 848 00:50:44,637 --> 00:50:48,937 X1:177 X2:544 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm one of the few males who suffers from that. Go on. 849 00:50:49,008 --> 00:50:53,536 X1:124 X2:598 Y1:334 Y2:409 She said l was guilty about my impulses towards marriage and children. 850 00:50:53,613 --> 00:50:58,209 X1:107 X2:614 Y1:334 Y2:409 Then, l remembered, when l was a kid, l accidentally saw my parents making love. 851 00:50:58,284 --> 00:51:00,809 X1:162 X2:559 Y1:334 Y2:409 All this happened the first hour? That's amazing. 852 00:51:00,887 --> 00:51:04,516 X1:187 X2:534 Y1:334 Y2:409 l've been going for 15 years. l don't have nothing like that. 853 00:51:04,590 --> 00:51:06,854 X1:241 X2:481 Y1:334 Y2:409 l told her my dream, and then l cried. 854 00:51:06,926 --> 00:51:10,453 X1:170 X2:551 Y1:334 Y2:409 You cried. l've never once cried. That's fantastic to me. 855 00:51:10,530 --> 00:51:12,691 X1:267 X2:455 Y1:334 Y2:409 l whine. l sit and l whine. 856 00:51:12,765 --> 00:51:16,633 X1:139 X2:582 Y1:334 Y2:409 ln my dream, Frank Sinatra is holding this pillow across my face... 857 00:51:16,702 --> 00:51:18,636 X1:243 X2:478 Y1:374 Y2:410 and l can't breathe. 858 00:51:18,704 --> 00:51:20,934 X1:245 X2:477 Y1:374 Y2:410 He's strangling me. 859 00:51:21,007 --> 00:51:23,908 X1:166 X2:555 Y1:334 Y2:409 Sure, because he's a singer, and you're a singer. lt's perfect. 860 00:51:23,976 --> 00:51:26,945 X1:140 X2:581 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're trying to suffocate yourself. lt makes perfect sense. 861 00:51:27,013 --> 00:51:29,345 X1:161 X2:561 Y1:374 Y2:410 That's a perfect analytic insight. 862 00:51:29,415 --> 00:51:33,010 X1:140 X2:582 Y1:374 Y2:410 She said your name was Alvy Singer. 863 00:51:33,085 --> 00:51:35,076 X1:208 X2:513 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What do you mean, me? - Yeah, you. 864 00:51:35,154 --> 00:51:38,351 X1:207 X2:515 Y1:334 Y2:409 Because in the dream, l break Sinatra's glasses. 865 00:51:38,424 --> 00:51:43,123 X1:141 X2:581 Y1:334 Y2:409 You never said Sinatra had glasses. Are you saying l'm suffocating you? 866 00:51:43,195 --> 00:51:46,494 X1:161 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 God, l did this really terrible thing to him... 867 00:51:46,566 --> 00:51:51,196 X1:155 X2:566 Y1:334 Y2:409 because then when he sang, it was in this real high-pitch voice. 868 00:51:51,270 --> 00:51:54,967 X1:158 X2:563 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What'd the doctor say? - l should come five times a week. 869 00:51:55,041 --> 00:52:00,343 X1:125 X2:597 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't think l mind analysis at all. The question is, will it change my wife? 870 00:52:00,413 --> 00:52:03,075 X1:203 X2:519 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Will it change your wife? - Will it change my life? 871 00:52:03,149 --> 00:52:06,641 X1:235 X2:487 Y1:334 Y2:409 - But you said "wife." - No, l said "life." 872 00:52:06,686 --> 00:52:08,711 X1:236 X2:486 Y1:334 Y2:409 - No, you said "wife." - "Life!" l said "life." 873 00:52:08,788 --> 00:52:12,554 X1:127 X2:595 Y1:334 Y2:409 She said "wife." You heard that, because you were there. l'm not crazy. 874 00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:16,527 X1:178 X2:543 Y1:334 Y2:409 Then l told her l didn't think you'd ever take me seriously... 875 00:52:16,596 --> 00:52:19,030 X1:218 X2:503 Y1:334 Y2:409 because you don't think l'm smart enough. 876 00:52:19,098 --> 00:52:23,262 X1:118 X2:604 Y1:334 Y2:409 Why do you bring that up? Because l encourage you to take adult education? 877 00:52:23,336 --> 00:52:26,931 X1:146 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's a wonderful thing. You meet wonderful, interesting professors. 878 00:52:27,073 --> 00:52:31,009 X1:121 X2:600 Y1:334 Y2:409 Adult education is junk. The professors are phony. How can you do it? 879 00:52:31,077 --> 00:52:33,944 X1:131 X2:591 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't care what you say about David. He's a fine teacher. 880 00:52:34,013 --> 00:52:38,780 X1:125 X2:596 Y1:334 Y2:409 And why are you following me around? We should call this relationship quits. 881 00:52:38,851 --> 00:52:41,945 X1:183 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's fine. That's great. l don't know what l did wrong. 882 00:52:42,021 --> 00:52:45,855 X1:156 X2:565 Y1:334 Y2:409 Somewhere she cooled off to me. ls it something that l did? 883 00:52:45,925 --> 00:52:49,383 X1:147 X2:574 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's never something you do. That's how people are. Love fades. 884 00:52:49,462 --> 00:52:52,431 X1:157 X2:565 Y1:334 Y2:409 Love fades. God, that's a depressing thought. 885 00:52:52,498 --> 00:52:54,762 X1:191 X2:531 Y1:334 Y2:409 l have to ask you a question. Don't go any further. 886 00:52:54,834 --> 00:52:58,326 X1:138 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 With your wife, in bed, does she need some kind of artificial stimulation... 887 00:52:58,404 --> 00:53:00,565 X1:265 X2:456 Y1:374 Y2:410 like marijuana? 888 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,268 X1:183 X2:538 Y1:374 Y2:410 We use a large vibrating egg. 889 00:53:03,342 --> 00:53:05,207 X1:227 X2:494 Y1:374 Y2:410 A large vibrating egg. 890 00:53:05,277 --> 00:53:09,304 X1:166 X2:555 Y1:334 Y2:409 l ask a psychopath, l get that kind of answer. Jesus! 891 00:53:09,382 --> 00:53:12,408 X1:159 X2:563 Y1:374 Y2:410 You look like a very happy couple. 892 00:53:12,485 --> 00:53:14,715 X1:296 X2:426 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Are you? - Yeah. 893 00:53:14,787 --> 00:53:17,255 X1:197 X2:525 Y1:374 Y2:410 How do you account for it? 894 00:53:17,323 --> 00:53:21,259 X1:193 X2:529 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm very shallow and empty, and l have no ideas... 895 00:53:21,327 --> 00:53:23,557 X1:175 X2:546 Y1:374 Y2:410 and nothing interesting to say. 896 00:53:23,629 --> 00:53:26,928 X1:196 X2:525 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'm exactly the same way. - l see. 897 00:53:26,999 --> 00:53:29,991 X1:155 X2:567 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's interesting. So you've managed to work out something? 898 00:53:30,069 --> 00:53:31,502 X1:324 X2:397 Y1:374 Y2:410 Right. 899 00:53:31,570 --> 00:53:34,368 X1:208 X2:513 Y1:374 Y2:410 Thanks for talking to me. 900 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:38,399 X1:151 X2:570 Y1:334 Y2:409 Even as a kid, l went for the wrong women. l think that's my problem. 901 00:53:38,477 --> 00:53:40,638 X1:207 X2:515 Y1:334 Y2:409 When my mother took me to see Snow White... 902 00:53:40,713 --> 00:53:45,173 X1:132 X2:590 Y1:334 Y2:409 everyone fell in love with Snow White, and l fell for the wicked queen. 903 00:53:45,317 --> 00:53:48,582 X1:154 X2:567 Y1:334 Y2:409 - We never have any fun anymore. - How can you say that? 904 00:53:48,654 --> 00:53:51,179 X1:161 X2:560 Y1:334 Y2:409 Why not? You're always leaning on me to improve myself. 905 00:53:51,257 --> 00:53:53,623 X1:202 X2:520 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're upset. You must be getting your period. 906 00:53:53,693 --> 00:53:58,392 X1:119 X2:603 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't get a period. l'm a cartoon character. Can't l be upset sometimes? 907 00:53:58,464 --> 00:54:02,366 X1:149 X2:572 Y1:334 Y2:409 Max, forget about Annie. l know lots of women you can date. 908 00:54:02,435 --> 00:54:04,460 X1:232 X2:490 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't want to go out with other women. 909 00:54:04,904 --> 00:54:07,566 X1:135 X2:584 Y1:300 Y2:419 Max, l've got a girl for you. You are going to love her. She's a reporter for Rolling Stone. 910 00:54:10,142 --> 00:54:12,133 X1:191 X2:531 Y1:334 Y2:409 There are more people here to see the Maharishi... 911 00:54:12,211 --> 00:54:14,873 X1:209 X2:512 Y1:334 Y2:409 than there were to see the Dylan concert. 912 00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:18,144 X1:191 X2:531 Y1:334 Y2:409 l covered the Dylan concert, which gave me chills. 913 00:54:18,217 --> 00:54:23,587 X1:177 X2:544 Y1:334 Y2:409 Especially when he sang, "She takes just like a woman... 914 00:54:23,656 --> 00:54:26,557 X1:242 X2:479 Y1:334 Y2:409 and she makes love just like a woman. 915 00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:28,593 X1:274 X2:448 Y1:374 Y2:410 Yes, she does. 916 00:54:28,661 --> 00:54:31,960 X1:155 X2:566 Y1:374 Y2:410 And she aches just like a woman... 917 00:54:32,031 --> 00:54:35,330 X1:240 X2:482 Y1:334 Y2:409 but she breaks just like a little girl." 918 00:54:35,401 --> 00:54:38,370 X1:181 X2:540 Y1:334 Y2:409 Up to that, the most charismatic event l covered... 919 00:54:38,437 --> 00:54:41,065 X1:136 X2:585 Y1:334 Y2:409 was Mick's birthday when the Stones played Madison Square Garden. 920 00:54:41,140 --> 00:54:42,767 X1:252 X2:469 Y1:374 Y2:410 That's just great. 921 00:54:42,842 --> 00:54:45,003 X1:254 X2:467 Y1:374 Y2:410 You catch Dylan? 922 00:54:45,077 --> 00:54:48,376 X1:204 X2:517 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, l couldn't make it. My raccoon had hepatitis. 923 00:54:48,447 --> 00:54:50,381 X1:232 X2:489 Y1:374 Y2:410 You have a raccoon? 924 00:54:50,449 --> 00:54:51,882 X1:319 X2:403 Y1:374 Y2:410 A few. 925 00:54:51,951 --> 00:54:54,852 X1:227 X2:494 Y1:334 Y2:409 The only word for this is "transplendent." 926 00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,686 X1:186 X2:536 Y1:334 Y2:409 - lt's transplendent. - l can think of another word. 927 00:54:58,758 --> 00:55:01,386 X1:221 X2:501 Y1:334 Y2:409 He's God. l mean, this man is God. 928 00:55:01,460 --> 00:55:04,190 X1:144 X2:578 Y1:334 Y2:409 He's got millions of followers, who would crawl across the world... 929 00:55:04,263 --> 00:55:06,231 X1:216 X2:506 Y1:334 Y2:409 just to touch the hem of his garment. 930 00:55:06,298 --> 00:55:08,232 X1:182 X2:540 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt must be a tremendous hem. 931 00:55:08,300 --> 00:55:11,167 X1:203 X2:519 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'm a Rosicrucian myself. - Are you? 932 00:55:11,237 --> 00:55:15,435 X1:127 X2:595 Y1:334 Y2:409 l can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics. Look. 933 00:55:15,508 --> 00:55:17,806 X1:218 X2:504 Y1:334 Y2:409 There's God coming out of the men's room. 934 00:55:17,877 --> 00:55:20,607 X1:170 X2:552 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's unbelievably transplendent! 935 00:55:20,679 --> 00:55:23,910 X1:129 X2:592 Y1:334 Y2:409 l was at the Stones' concert when they killed that guy. Remember? 936 00:55:23,983 --> 00:55:27,043 X1:170 X2:551 Y1:334 Y2:409 Were you? l was at an Alice Cooper thing... 937 00:55:27,119 --> 00:55:30,350 X1:178 X2:543 Y1:334 Y2:409 where six people were rushed to the hospital with bad vibes. 938 00:55:31,390 --> 00:55:33,824 X1:196 X2:525 Y1:334 Y2:409 l hope you don't mind that l took so long to finish. 939 00:55:33,893 --> 00:55:36,987 X1:231 X2:490 Y1:374 Y2:410 Me? No. Don't be silly. 940 00:55:38,664 --> 00:55:42,600 X1:168 X2:553 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm starting to get some feeling back in my jaw now. 941 00:55:43,736 --> 00:55:47,172 X1:199 X2:522 Y1:334 Y2:409 Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experience. 942 00:55:48,641 --> 00:55:50,336 X1:296 X2:426 Y1:374 Y2:410 Thank you. 943 00:55:50,409 --> 00:55:52,877 X1:187 X2:535 Y1:374 Y2:410 l mean that as a compliment. 944 00:55:52,945 --> 00:55:57,348 X1:175 X2:547 Y1:334 Y2:409 l think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm... 945 00:55:57,416 --> 00:56:00,715 X1:189 X2:533 Y1:334 Y2:409 to make up for empty areas in life. 946 00:56:02,521 --> 00:56:04,489 X1:267 X2:454 Y1:374 Y2:410 Who said that? 947 00:56:07,226 --> 00:56:10,059 X1:147 X2:574 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't know. l think it may have been Leopold and Loeb. 948 00:56:15,101 --> 00:56:16,534 X1:328 X2:394 Y1:374 Y2:410 Hello. 949 00:56:21,607 --> 00:56:24,838 X1:216 X2:505 Y1:374 Y2:410 No. What's the matter? 950 00:56:26,445 --> 00:56:29,107 X1:246 X2:476 Y1:374 Y2:410 You sound terrible. 951 00:56:29,181 --> 00:56:31,547 X1:243 X2:478 Y1:374 Y2:410 No, what-- Sure, l-- 952 00:56:31,617 --> 00:56:33,847 X1:203 X2:518 Y1:374 Y2:410 What kind of emergency? 953 00:56:33,919 --> 00:56:37,719 X1:218 X2:504 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, stay there. l'll come over right now. 954 00:56:37,790 --> 00:56:40,088 X1:246 X2:476 Y1:334 Y2:409 Just stay there. l'll come right over. 955 00:56:40,226 --> 00:56:42,626 X1:262 X2:460 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's me. Open up. Are you okay? 956 00:56:42,695 --> 00:56:45,289 X1:238 X2:483 Y1:334 Y2:409 What's the matter? Are you all right? 957 00:56:45,364 --> 00:56:47,730 X1:160 X2:561 Y1:374 Y2:410 There's a spider in the bathroom. 958 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,531 X1:131 X2:590 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What? - There's a big spider in the bathroom. 959 00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:57,198 X1:151 X2:570 Y1:334 Y2:409 You got me here at 3:00 a.m. 'cause a spider's in the bathroom? 960 00:56:57,276 --> 00:57:01,736 X1:119 X2:603 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know how l am about insects. l can't sleep with that thing crawling around. 961 00:57:01,814 --> 00:57:04,305 X1:213 X2:509 Y1:334 Y2:409 Kill it! What's wrong with you? 962 00:57:04,383 --> 00:57:07,443 X1:159 X2:562 Y1:374 Y2:410 Don't you have Raid in the house? 963 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:12,389 X1:186 X2:536 Y1:334 Y2:409 l told you a thousand times to keep a lot of insect spray. 964 00:57:12,458 --> 00:57:14,824 X1:133 X2:588 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You never know who will crawl over. - l know. 965 00:57:14,894 --> 00:57:17,021 X1:230 X2:492 Y1:334 Y2:409 And a first aid kit and fire extinguisher. 966 00:57:17,096 --> 00:57:19,564 X1:224 X2:498 Y1:334 Y2:409 Give me a magazine, 'cause l'm a little tired. 967 00:57:19,632 --> 00:57:22,863 X1:177 X2:544 Y1:334 Y2:409 You make fun of me, but l'm prepared for anything. 968 00:57:22,935 --> 00:57:25,665 X1:188 X2:534 Y1:334 Y2:409 An emergency, a tidal wave, an earthquake. 969 00:57:26,505 --> 00:57:29,997 X1:183 X2:538 Y1:334 Y2:409 What is this? Did you go to a rock concert? 970 00:57:30,075 --> 00:57:31,508 X1:325 X2:396 Y1:374 Y2:410 Yeah. 971 00:57:31,577 --> 00:57:35,240 X1:256 X2:466 Y1:334 Y2:409 Really? How'd you like it? 972 00:57:35,314 --> 00:57:39,512 X1:190 X2:531 Y1:334 Y2:409 Was it heavy? Did it achieve total "heavyosity"? 973 00:57:39,585 --> 00:57:41,985 X1:254 X2:468 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt was just great! 974 00:57:42,054 --> 00:57:45,421 X1:151 X2:570 Y1:334 Y2:409 l've got an idea. Call the guy who took you to the rock concert... 975 00:57:45,491 --> 00:57:47,925 X1:149 X2:572 Y1:374 Y2:410 and he can come and kill the spider. 976 00:57:47,993 --> 00:57:50,621 X1:189 X2:532 Y1:334 Y2:409 l called you. You want to help me or not? 977 00:57:50,696 --> 00:57:54,462 X1:142 X2:580 Y1:334 Y2:409 Since when do you read the National Review? What are you turning into? 978 00:57:54,533 --> 00:57:57,696 X1:185 X2:537 Y1:374 Y2:410 l like to get all points of view. 979 00:57:57,770 --> 00:58:00,534 X1:160 X2:562 Y1:334 Y2:409 Wonderful. Get William F. Buckley to kill the spider. 980 00:58:00,606 --> 00:58:03,632 X1:231 X2:490 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're a little hostile, you know that? 981 00:58:03,709 --> 00:58:06,644 X1:225 X2:497 Y1:334 Y2:409 Not only that, you look thin and tired. 982 00:58:06,712 --> 00:58:10,011 X1:219 X2:502 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's 3:00 in the morning. You got me out of bed. 983 00:58:10,082 --> 00:58:13,176 X1:177 X2:545 Y1:334 Y2:409 l ran over. l couldn't get a taxi. You said it was an emergency. 984 00:58:13,252 --> 00:58:15,311 X1:250 X2:471 Y1:374 Y2:410 l ran up the stairs. 985 00:58:15,387 --> 00:58:18,720 X1:211 X2:511 Y1:334 Y2:409 l was more attractive when the evening began. 986 00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:21,760 X1:164 X2:558 Y1:334 Y2:409 Are you going with a right-wing rock-and-roll star? 987 00:58:21,827 --> 00:58:24,660 X1:201 X2:520 Y1:334 Y2:409 Would you like a glass of chocolate milk? 988 00:58:24,730 --> 00:58:29,497 X1:119 X2:602 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What am l, your son? l came over for-- - l've got the good chocolate. 989 00:58:29,568 --> 00:58:32,503 X1:229 X2:493 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Where's the spider? - lt's in the bathroom. 990 00:58:32,571 --> 00:58:36,564 X1:175 X2:547 Y1:334 Y2:409 Don't squish it. After it's dead, flush it down the toilet, okay? 991 00:58:36,642 --> 00:58:40,078 X1:222 X2:500 Y1:334 Y2:409 l've been killing spiders since l was 30. Okay? 992 00:58:44,617 --> 00:58:48,314 X1:144 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's a very big spider. A lot of trouble. There's two of 'em. 993 00:58:48,387 --> 00:58:50,821 X1:194 X2:528 Y1:334 Y2:409 l didn't think it was that big, but it's a major spider. 994 00:58:50,889 --> 00:58:55,588 X1:150 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You got a broom or snow shovel? - l left it at your house. l'm sorry. 995 00:58:55,661 --> 00:58:57,595 X1:235 X2:487 Y1:374 Y2:410 What are you doing? 996 00:58:57,663 --> 00:59:00,257 X1:156 X2:565 Y1:334 Y2:409 There's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick. 997 00:59:07,940 --> 00:59:12,206 X1:215 X2:506 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You got black soap? - lt's for my complexion. 998 00:59:12,278 --> 00:59:15,406 X1:162 X2:559 Y1:374 Y2:410 Are you joining a minstrel show? 999 00:59:23,088 --> 00:59:24,521 X1:285 X2:437 Y1:374 Y2:410 Don't worry. 1000 00:59:33,699 --> 00:59:36,497 X1:215 X2:506 Y1:334 Y2:409 l did it. l killed them both. What's the matter? 1001 00:59:36,568 --> 00:59:41,062 X1:106 X2:616 Y1:334 Y2:409 What are you sad about? Did you want me to capture and rehabilitate 'em? 1002 00:59:41,140 --> 00:59:44,268 X1:233 X2:489 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Don't go, please. - What do you mean? 1003 00:59:44,343 --> 00:59:47,676 X1:184 X2:538 Y1:334 Y2:409 What's the matter? Are you expecting termites? 1004 00:59:47,746 --> 00:59:50,010 X1:238 X2:483 Y1:374 Y2:410 What's the matter? 1005 00:59:50,082 --> 00:59:52,778 X1:222 X2:499 Y1:374 Y2:410 l don't know. l miss you. 1006 00:59:52,851 --> 00:59:55,649 X1:273 X2:448 Y1:374 Y2:410 Jesus! Really? 1007 01:00:02,561 --> 01:00:04,791 X1:310 X2:411 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Alvy? - What? 1008 01:00:06,398 --> 01:00:10,459 X1:154 X2:567 Y1:334 Y2:409 Was there somebody in your room when l called you? 1009 01:00:10,536 --> 01:00:14,165 X1:160 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What do you mean? - l mean, l thought l heard a voice. 1010 01:00:14,239 --> 01:00:18,266 X1:176 X2:546 Y1:334 Y2:409 l had the radio on. l'm sorry, it was the television. 1011 01:00:24,216 --> 01:00:29,017 X1:196 X2:526 Y1:334 Y2:409 Let's never break up again. l don't want to be apart. 1012 01:00:29,088 --> 01:00:33,752 X1:150 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 l think we're both much too mature for something like that. 1013 01:00:33,826 --> 01:00:36,659 X1:148 X2:574 Y1:334 Y2:409 Living together hasn't been so bad, has it? 1014 01:00:36,729 --> 01:00:39,926 X1:214 X2:508 Y1:334 Y2:409 For me it's been terrific. You know? 1015 01:00:39,998 --> 01:00:42,558 X1:141 X2:580 Y1:374 Y2:410 Better than either of my marriages. 1016 01:00:42,634 --> 01:00:47,003 X1:121 X2:601 Y1:334 Y2:409 There's something different about you. l don't know what, but it's great. 1017 01:00:47,072 --> 01:00:52,704 X1:177 X2:545 Y1:334 Y2:409 l think, if you let me, l could help you have more fun. 1018 01:00:52,778 --> 01:00:55,872 X1:229 X2:492 Y1:374 Y2:410 l know it's hard. Yeah. 1019 01:00:55,948 --> 01:00:59,611 X1:147 X2:574 Y1:374 Y2:410 What if we go away this weekend? 1020 01:00:59,685 --> 01:01:03,246 X1:141 X2:580 Y1:334 Y2:409 Why don't we get Rob, and the three of us would drive into Brooklyn? 1021 01:01:03,322 --> 01:01:05,984 X1:115 X2:607 Y1:334 Y2:409 We could show you the old neighborhood. That'd be fun for you. 1022 01:01:06,058 --> 01:01:08,151 X1:266 X2:455 Y1:374 Y2:410 Yeah, l'd love it. 1023 01:01:09,128 --> 01:01:11,392 X1:234 X2:488 Y1:374 Y2:410 God, it's a great day! 1024 01:01:11,463 --> 01:01:15,229 X1:245 X2:477 Y1:334 Y2:409 Watch the road! You'll total the car! 1025 01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:17,427 X1:194 X2:527 Y1:374 Y2:410 l've never been to Brooklyn. 1026 01:01:17,503 --> 01:01:20,097 X1:133 X2:589 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l can't wait to see the neighborhood. - The neighborhood will be great. 1027 01:01:20,172 --> 01:01:23,403 X1:144 X2:578 Y1:334 Y2:409 - We could show her the schoolyard. - l was a great athlete. Tell her. 1028 01:01:23,475 --> 01:01:26,137 X1:236 X2:486 Y1:374 Y2:410 l was all-schoolyard. 1029 01:01:26,211 --> 01:01:29,374 X1:170 X2:552 Y1:334 Y2:409 They threw him a football once. He tried to dribble it. 1030 01:01:29,448 --> 01:01:31,040 X1:259 X2:462 Y1:334 Y2:409 l used to lose my glasses a lot. 1031 01:01:31,116 --> 01:01:34,779 X1:200 X2:522 Y1:334 Y2:409 Look! That's my old house. That's where l used to live. 1032 01:01:34,853 --> 01:01:36,286 X1:303 X2:418 Y1:374 Y2:410 Holy cow! 1033 01:01:37,456 --> 01:01:40,584 X1:119 X2:603 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're lucky. Where l used to live is now a pornographic equipment store. 1034 01:01:40,659 --> 01:01:42,889 X1:227 X2:495 Y1:334 Y2:409 l had some very good memories there. 1035 01:01:42,961 --> 01:01:46,055 X1:150 X2:572 Y1:334 Y2:409 What good memories, your mother and father fighting all the time? 1036 01:01:46,131 --> 01:01:48,691 X1:143 X2:578 Y1:374 Y2:410 And over the most ridiculous things. 1037 01:01:48,834 --> 01:01:51,359 X1:163 X2:558 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You fired the cleaning woman? - She was stealing! 1038 01:01:51,437 --> 01:01:53,962 X1:160 X2:562 Y1:334 Y2:409 But she's colored. The colored have enough trouble! 1039 01:01:54,039 --> 01:01:56,564 X1:152 X2:569 Y1:334 Y2:409 - She was going through my purse. - They're persecuted enough. 1040 01:01:56,642 --> 01:02:00,635 X1:169 X2:553 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Who's persecuting? She stole! - So? We can afford it. 1041 01:02:00,712 --> 01:02:04,045 X1:146 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 How can we afford it, on your pay? What if she steals more? 1042 01:02:04,116 --> 01:02:07,210 X1:138 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 She's a colored woman from Harlem. She has no money. 1043 01:02:07,286 --> 01:02:11,222 X1:122 X2:599 Y1:334 Y2:409 She has a right to steal from us. Who can she steal from if not from us? 1044 01:02:11,290 --> 01:02:13,918 X1:231 X2:491 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You're both crazy. - They can't hear you. 1045 01:02:13,992 --> 01:02:16,688 X1:236 X2:485 Y1:374 Y2:410 Leo, l married a fool! 1046 01:02:16,762 --> 01:02:18,593 X1:279 X2:443 Y1:374 Y2:410 What's that? 1047 01:02:18,664 --> 01:02:24,102 X1:125 X2:596 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's the welcome home party, 1945, for my cousin Herbie. 1048 01:02:26,839 --> 01:02:30,275 X1:229 X2:493 Y1:334 Y2:409 Look. That over there is Joey Nichols. 1049 01:02:30,342 --> 01:02:33,004 X1:130 X2:591 Y1:334 Y2:409 He was my father's friend. He was always bothering me when l was a kid. 1050 01:02:33,078 --> 01:02:36,013 X1:279 X2:442 Y1:334 Y2:409 Joey Nichols. See? Nickels. 1051 01:02:36,081 --> 01:02:39,380 X1:254 X2:467 Y1:334 Y2:409 See? Nickels. You see? Nickels. 1052 01:02:39,451 --> 01:02:44,514 X1:139 X2:582 Y1:334 Y2:409 You can always remember my name. Just think of Joey Five-Cents. 1053 01:02:44,590 --> 01:02:48,549 X1:258 X2:464 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's me. Joey Five-Cents. 1054 01:02:48,627 --> 01:02:50,219 X1:257 X2:465 Y1:374 Y2:410 What an asshole. 1055 01:02:50,295 --> 01:02:53,628 X1:168 X2:554 Y1:334 Y2:409 The one who killed me the most was my mother's sister, Tessie. 1056 01:02:53,699 --> 01:02:56,361 X1:199 X2:523 Y1:334 Y2:409 l was always the sister with good common sense... 1057 01:02:56,435 --> 01:02:59,097 X1:174 X2:547 Y1:334 Y2:409 but Tessie was always the one with personality. 1058 01:02:59,171 --> 01:03:02,163 X1:164 X2:557 Y1:334 Y2:409 When she was younger, they all wanted to marry Tessie. 1059 01:03:02,241 --> 01:03:05,039 X1:231 X2:490 Y1:334 Y2:409 Do you believe Tessie had the personality? 1060 01:03:05,110 --> 01:03:08,978 X1:131 X2:591 Y1:334 Y2:409 - She's the life of the ghetto no doubt. - She was once a great beauty. 1061 01:03:09,047 --> 01:03:11,948 X1:141 X2:580 Y1:334 Y2:409 Tessie, they say you were the sister with personality. 1062 01:03:12,017 --> 01:03:14,611 X1:231 X2:490 Y1:374 Y2:410 l was a great beauty! 1063 01:03:14,686 --> 01:03:18,713 X1:124 X2:597 Y1:334 Y2:409 - How did this personality come about? - l was very charming. 1064 01:03:18,790 --> 01:03:20,951 X1:226 X2:496 Y1:334 Y2:409 There were many men interested in you? 1065 01:03:21,026 --> 01:03:24,826 X1:202 X2:520 Y1:374 Y2:410 l was quite a lively dancer. 1066 01:03:24,897 --> 01:03:26,865 X1:214 X2:507 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's very hard to believe. 1067 01:03:26,965 --> 01:03:32,198 X1:123 X2:599 Y1:334 Y2:409 l had a really good day. lt was a fine way to spend my birthday. 1068 01:03:32,271 --> 01:03:35,434 X1:143 X2:579 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Your birthday isn't until tomorrow. - But it's real close. 1069 01:03:35,507 --> 01:03:37,839 X1:177 X2:545 Y1:374 Y2:410 But no presents until midnight. 1070 01:03:41,547 --> 01:03:42,980 X1:263 X2:458 Y1:374 Y2:410 Happy birthday. 1071 01:03:43,048 --> 01:03:46,176 X1:172 X2:550 Y1:334 Y2:409 What is this? ls this a present? Are you kidding? 1072 01:03:46,251 --> 01:03:48,981 X1:181 X2:541 Y1:374 Y2:410 Yeah. Why don't you try it on? 1073 01:03:49,054 --> 01:03:53,582 X1:145 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 - This is more like a present for you. - lt'll add ten years to our sex life. 1074 01:03:53,659 --> 01:03:55,559 X1:266 X2:455 Y1:374 Y2:410 Yeah. Forget it. 1075 01:03:55,627 --> 01:03:58,323 X1:229 X2:493 Y1:374 Y2:410 Here's a real present. 1076 01:03:58,397 --> 01:04:01,389 X1:222 X2:500 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What is this anyway? - Check it out. 1077 01:04:05,771 --> 01:04:09,764 X1:218 X2:504 Y1:334 Y2:409 You knew l wanted this. God, it's terrific! 1078 01:04:09,841 --> 01:04:13,242 X1:137 X2:585 Y1:334 Y2:409 Just put on the watch and that thing. lt'll be perfect. 1079 01:04:23,974 --> 01:04:27,910 X1:293 X2:428 Y1:374 Y2:410 Seems like 1080 01:04:27,978 --> 01:04:32,608 X1:300 X2:421 Y1:374 Y2:410 Old times 1081 01:04:33,984 --> 01:04:37,476 X1:292 X2:430 Y1:374 Y2:410 Having you 1082 01:04:37,555 --> 01:04:40,285 X1:281 X2:441 Y1:374 Y2:410 To walk with 1083 01:04:40,357 --> 01:04:43,451 X1:293 X2:428 Y1:374 Y2:410 Seems like 1084 01:04:46,964 --> 01:04:51,264 X1:300 X2:421 Y1:374 Y2:410 Old times 1085 01:04:52,803 --> 01:04:57,103 X1:215 X2:507 Y1:374 Y2:410 Having you to walk with 1086 01:04:58,642 --> 01:05:03,944 X1:246 X2:476 Y1:374 Y2:410 And it's still a thrill 1087 01:05:04,014 --> 01:05:09,316 X1:227 X2:495 Y1:374 Y2:410 Just to have my arms 1088 01:05:09,386 --> 01:05:11,854 X1:288 X2:433 Y1:374 Y2:410 Around you 1089 01:05:15,025 --> 01:05:19,121 X1:281 X2:441 Y1:374 Y2:410 Still the thrill 1090 01:05:19,196 --> 01:05:23,189 X1:240 X2:481 Y1:374 Y2:410 That it was the day 1091 01:05:23,267 --> 01:05:26,759 X1:292 X2:430 Y1:374 Y2:410 l found you 1092 01:05:26,837 --> 01:05:32,469 X1:293 X2:428 Y1:374 Y2:410 Seems like 1093 01:05:32,543 --> 01:05:37,037 X1:300 X2:421 Y1:374 Y2:410 Old times 1094 01:05:40,251 --> 01:05:45,484 X1:203 X2:518 Y1:374 Y2:410 Dinner dates and flowers 1095 01:05:47,958 --> 01:05:53,328 X1:300 X2:421 Y1:374 Y2:410 Old times 1096 01:05:54,832 --> 01:06:00,168 X1:239 X2:482 Y1:374 Y2:410 Staying up all hours 1097 01:06:00,237 --> 01:06:05,470 X1:200 X2:521 Y1:374 Y2:410 Making dreams come true 1098 01:06:06,844 --> 01:06:11,679 X1:230 X2:491 Y1:374 Y2:410 Doing things we used 1099 01:06:12,883 --> 01:06:16,284 X1:324 X2:397 Y1:374 Y2:410 To do 1100 01:06:18,222 --> 01:06:21,453 X1:293 X2:428 Y1:374 Y2:410 Seems like 1101 01:06:21,525 --> 01:06:25,154 X1:300 X2:421 Y1:374 Y2:410 Old times 1102 01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:34,497 X1:299 X2:423 Y1:374 Y2:410 Here with 1103 01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:40,934 X1:334 X2:388 Y1:374 Y2:410 You 1104 01:06:47,618 --> 01:06:49,586 X1:296 X2:426 Y1:374 Y2:410 Thank you. 1105 01:06:49,687 --> 01:06:51,882 X1:225 X2:496 Y1:374 Y2:410 You were sensational. 1106 01:06:51,956 --> 01:06:55,357 X1:202 X2:519 Y1:334 Y2:409 l told you if you stuck to it, you would be great and-- 1107 01:06:55,426 --> 01:06:57,553 X1:225 X2:496 Y1:374 Y2:410 You were sensational. 1108 01:06:57,661 --> 01:07:00,994 X1:142 X2:580 Y1:374 Y2:410 Yeah, they were a terrific audience. 1109 01:07:01,065 --> 01:07:04,660 X1:217 X2:505 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt makes it easy for me, because l can be-- 1110 01:07:04,735 --> 01:07:08,171 X1:252 X2:470 Y1:334 Y2:409 Excuse me. Hi, l'm Tony Lacey. 1111 01:07:08,239 --> 01:07:13,040 X1:114 X2:608 Y1:334 Y2:409 - We wanted to say we enjoyed your set. - Yeah? Really? 1112 01:07:13,110 --> 01:07:16,102 X1:184 X2:538 Y1:334 Y2:409 l thought it was very musical. l liked it a lot. 1113 01:07:16,180 --> 01:07:18,307 X1:254 X2:468 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's really nice. Thanks a lot. 1114 01:07:18,382 --> 01:07:22,409 X1:218 X2:503 Y1:334 Y2:409 Are you recording? Are you with any label? 1115 01:07:22,486 --> 01:07:25,751 X1:252 X2:469 Y1:374 Y2:410 Me? No, not at all. 1116 01:07:25,823 --> 01:07:30,055 X1:173 X2:549 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'd like to talk to you about that sometime if you get a chance. 1117 01:07:30,127 --> 01:07:33,426 X1:197 X2:525 Y1:374 Y2:410 Possibly working together. 1118 01:07:33,497 --> 01:07:38,161 X1:176 X2:546 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's nice. This is Alvy Singer. Do you know Alvy? 1119 01:07:38,235 --> 01:07:42,433 X1:189 X2:532 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't, but l know your work. l'm a big fan of yours. 1120 01:07:42,506 --> 01:07:46,704 X1:166 X2:555 Y1:374 Y2:410 This is Shawn, Bob and Petronia. 1121 01:07:49,413 --> 01:07:52,314 X1:167 X2:554 Y1:374 Y2:410 We're going back to the Pierre... 1122 01:07:52,383 --> 01:07:55,443 X1:180 X2:541 Y1:334 Y2:409 and we're going to meet Jack and Angelica for a drink. 1123 01:07:55,519 --> 01:07:58,682 X1:227 X2:494 Y1:334 Y2:409 lf you'd like to come, we'd love to have you. 1124 01:07:58,756 --> 01:08:02,385 X1:243 X2:479 Y1:334 Y2:409 We can sit and talk. Not a big deal. 1125 01:08:02,459 --> 01:08:05,360 X1:199 X2:523 Y1:374 Y2:410 Just relax, be very mellow. 1126 01:08:05,429 --> 01:08:07,590 X1:176 X2:546 Y1:374 Y2:410 Remember we had that thing? 1127 01:08:07,665 --> 01:08:09,223 X1:285 X2:437 Y1:374 Y2:410 What thing? 1128 01:08:10,467 --> 01:08:12,867 X1:138 X2:584 Y1:374 Y2:410 Remember we discussed that thing? 1129 01:08:15,673 --> 01:08:20,303 X1:243 X2:478 Y1:334 Y2:409 Oh, the thing! Oh, the thing. Yeah. 1130 01:08:20,377 --> 01:08:24,746 X1:214 X2:508 Y1:334 Y2:409 Well, if it's inconvenient, that's fine, too. 1131 01:08:24,815 --> 01:08:29,445 X1:146 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 We'll do it another time. lf you're on the coast, we'll get together there. 1132 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:32,114 X1:220 X2:502 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt was a wonderful set. l really enjoyed it. 1133 01:08:32,189 --> 01:08:34,521 X1:231 X2:491 Y1:334 Y2:409 Nice to have met you. Good night. 1134 01:08:40,597 --> 01:08:43,566 X1:176 X2:545 Y1:334 Y2:409 What's the matter? You want to go to that party? 1135 01:08:43,634 --> 01:08:46,296 X1:213 X2:509 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't know. l thought it might be fun. 1136 01:08:46,370 --> 01:08:48,565 X1:217 X2:504 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt would be nice to meet some new people. 1137 01:08:50,007 --> 01:08:54,706 X1:126 X2:596 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't think l could take a mellow evening. l don't respond well to mellow. 1138 01:08:54,778 --> 01:08:58,441 X1:248 X2:474 Y1:334 Y2:409 lf l get too mellow, l ripen and rot. 1139 01:08:58,515 --> 01:09:01,882 X1:222 X2:499 Y1:334 Y2:409 - lt's not good for my-- - All right. 1140 01:09:01,952 --> 01:09:04,512 X1:155 X2:567 Y1:334 Y2:409 You don't want to go to the party. What do you want to do? 1141 01:09:12,463 --> 01:09:16,058 X1:135 X2:587 Y1:334 Y2:409 That day in Brooklyn was the last day l remember having a good time. 1142 01:09:16,133 --> 01:09:19,967 X1:135 X2:586 Y1:334 Y2:409 - We never have any laughs anymore. - l've been moody and dissatisfied. 1143 01:09:20,037 --> 01:09:23,097 X1:144 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 - How often do you sleep together? - Do you have sex often? 1144 01:09:23,173 --> 01:09:25,505 X1:197 X2:524 Y1:334 Y2:409 Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week. 1145 01:09:25,576 --> 01:09:29,808 X1:126 X2:596 Y1:334 Y2:409 Constantly. l'd say three times a week. Like the other night, Alvy wanted sex. 1146 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:31,871 X1:190 X2:532 Y1:334 Y2:409 She would not sleep with me the other night. 1147 01:09:31,949 --> 01:09:36,318 X1:147 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't know. Six months ago l would have done it just to please him. 1148 01:09:36,387 --> 01:09:38,321 X1:252 X2:469 Y1:374 Y2:410 l tried everything. 1149 01:09:38,389 --> 01:09:41,881 X1:233 X2:488 Y1:334 Y2:409 l put on soft music and my red light bulb. 1150 01:09:41,959 --> 01:09:47,261 X1:161 X2:560 Y1:334 Y2:409 Since our discussions here, l feel l have a right to my own feelings. 1151 01:09:47,331 --> 01:09:50,698 X1:153 X2:568 Y1:334 Y2:409 l think you would have been happy, because l really asserted myself. 1152 01:09:50,768 --> 01:09:53,236 X1:192 X2:530 Y1:334 Y2:409 The incredible thing is, l'm paying for her analysis... 1153 01:09:53,303 --> 01:09:56,101 X1:211 X2:511 Y1:334 Y2:409 she's making progress, and l'm getting screwed. 1154 01:09:56,173 --> 01:10:00,507 X1:185 X2:537 Y1:334 Y2:409 l feel so guilty, because Alvy is paying for it. 1155 01:10:00,577 --> 01:10:02,875 X1:219 X2:502 Y1:334 Y2:409 So l feel guilty if l don't sleep with him. 1156 01:10:02,946 --> 01:10:06,814 X1:153 X2:568 Y1:334 Y2:409 But if l do sleep with him, it's like l'm going against my own feelings. 1157 01:10:06,884 --> 01:10:10,980 X1:178 X2:543 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'm not making any progress. - l can't win. 1158 01:10:11,054 --> 01:10:13,215 X1:202 X2:520 Y1:334 Y2:409 Sometimes l think l should live with a woman. 1159 01:10:13,357 --> 01:10:17,589 X1:143 X2:578 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't believe it. You guys have never snorted coke? 1160 01:10:17,661 --> 01:10:21,859 X1:202 X2:520 Y1:334 Y2:409 l always wanted to try, but Alvy's very down on it. 1161 01:10:21,932 --> 01:10:25,561 X1:139 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 Don't put it on me. l don't want to put a wad of white powder in my nose. 1162 01:10:25,636 --> 01:10:27,570 X1:184 X2:537 Y1:374 Y2:410 There's the nasal membrane. 1163 01:10:27,638 --> 01:10:31,233 X1:132 X2:590 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You never want to try anything new. - How can you say that? 1164 01:10:31,308 --> 01:10:36,109 X1:114 X2:607 Y1:334 Y2:409 l said you, l and that girl from acting class should sleep together. 1165 01:10:36,180 --> 01:10:39,149 X1:187 X2:535 Y1:334 Y2:409 - That's sick. - l know it's sick, but it's new. 1166 01:10:39,216 --> 01:10:41,912 X1:158 X2:563 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You didn't say it couldn't be sick. - Come on, Alvy. 1167 01:10:43,053 --> 01:10:45,783 X1:184 X2:538 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Do your body a favor. Try it. - lt'll be fun. 1168 01:10:45,856 --> 01:10:50,225 X1:165 X2:557 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm sure it's fun, 'cause the lncas did it. They were a million laughs. 1169 01:10:50,294 --> 01:10:52,694 X1:187 X2:535 Y1:334 Y2:409 For your own experience. You want to write. Why not? 1170 01:10:52,763 --> 01:10:56,756 X1:158 X2:564 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's great stuff, Alvy. A friend just brought it in from California. 1171 01:10:56,834 --> 01:11:00,099 X1:139 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 l didn't tell you. We're going to California next week. 1172 01:11:00,170 --> 01:11:03,264 X1:180 X2:542 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's really a thrill, as you know. 1173 01:11:03,340 --> 01:11:07,743 X1:135 X2:586 Y1:334 Y2:409 On my agent's advice, l sold out and am going to do a TV appearance. 1174 01:11:07,811 --> 01:11:10,279 X1:183 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's not it at all. Alvy's giving an award on TV. 1175 01:11:10,347 --> 01:11:12,781 X1:194 X2:528 Y1:334 Y2:409 You act like you're violating a moral issue. 1176 01:11:12,850 --> 01:11:16,980 X1:113 X2:608 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's so phony. We have to leave New York during Christmas. lt kills me. 1177 01:11:17,054 --> 01:11:22,651 X1:147 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 Listen, while you're in California, could you score some coke for me? 1178 01:11:22,726 --> 01:11:27,857 X1:185 X2:536 Y1:334 Y2:409 Sure, be glad to. l'll just put it in the hollow heel on my boot. 1179 01:11:27,931 --> 01:11:32,425 X1:206 X2:516 Y1:334 Y2:409 - How much is this stuff? - About $2,000 an ounce. 1180 01:11:32,503 --> 01:11:35,063 X1:202 X2:520 Y1:334 Y2:409 Really? And what is the kick of it? 1181 01:11:46,083 --> 01:11:49,985 X1:135 X2:586 Y1:334 Y2:409 l've never been so relaxed as l have been since l moved out here. 1182 01:11:50,053 --> 01:11:54,046 X1:196 X2:526 Y1:334 Y2:409 l want you to see my house. l live next to Hugh Hefner. 1183 01:11:54,124 --> 01:11:58,288 X1:126 X2:595 Y1:334 Y2:409 And the women are like in Playboy, but they can move their arms and legs. 1184 01:11:58,362 --> 01:12:02,025 X1:209 X2:513 Y1:334 Y2:409 l can't get over that this is really Beverly Hills. 1185 01:12:02,099 --> 01:12:05,125 X1:137 X2:585 Y1:334 Y2:409 The architecture is really consistent. There's French next to Spanish... 1186 01:12:05,202 --> 01:12:07,762 X1:166 X2:555 Y1:374 Y2:410 next to Tudor next to Japanese. 1187 01:12:07,838 --> 01:12:09,772 X1:232 X2:489 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's so clean out here. 1188 01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:13,606 X1:109 X2:612 Y1:334 Y2:409 Because they don't throw garbage away. They make it into TV shows. 1189 01:12:13,677 --> 01:12:18,239 X1:144 X2:578 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Give us a break. lt's Christmas. - Can you believe this is Christmas? 1190 01:12:18,315 --> 01:12:21,978 X1:176 X2:546 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt was snowing and really gray in New York. 1191 01:12:22,052 --> 01:12:24,680 X1:237 X2:484 Y1:334 Y2:409 Nice. Santa Claus will have sun stroke. 1192 01:12:24,755 --> 01:12:28,088 X1:227 X2:494 Y1:334 Y2:409 Max, there's no crime, there's no mugging. 1193 01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:30,252 X1:191 X2:531 Y1:374 Y2:410 There's no economic crime... 1194 01:12:30,327 --> 01:12:33,490 X1:225 X2:497 Y1:334 Y2:409 but there's ritual, religious cult murders. 1195 01:12:33,564 --> 01:12:35,589 X1:234 X2:488 Y1:334 Y2:409 There's wheat-germ killers out here. 1196 01:12:35,666 --> 01:12:38,294 X1:179 X2:542 Y1:334 Y2:409 While you're out here, l want you to see my TV show. 1197 01:12:38,368 --> 01:12:40,893 X1:207 X2:514 Y1:334 Y2:409 And we're invited to a big Christmas party. 1198 01:12:52,015 --> 01:12:55,507 X1:150 X2:571 Y1:374 Y2:410 Charlie, give me a good laugh here. 1199 01:12:58,455 --> 01:13:00,480 X1:273 X2:448 Y1:374 Y2:410 A little bigger. 1200 01:13:00,557 --> 01:13:03,185 X1:195 X2:527 Y1:334 Y2:409 Do you realize how immoral this all is? 1201 01:13:03,260 --> 01:13:05,387 X1:242 X2:479 Y1:374 Y2:410 l've got a hit series. 1202 01:13:05,462 --> 01:13:07,453 X1:177 X2:544 Y1:374 Y2:410 But you're adding fake laughs. 1203 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:12,535 X1:155 X2:566 Y1:374 Y2:410 Give me a tremendous laugh here. 1204 01:13:12,603 --> 01:13:14,696 X1:219 X2:502 Y1:334 Y2:409 We do the show live in front of an audience. 1205 01:13:14,771 --> 01:13:17,001 X1:168 X2:553 Y1:334 Y2:409 But nobody laughs, because the jokes aren't funny. 1206 01:13:17,074 --> 01:13:19,634 X1:140 X2:582 Y1:374 Y2:410 That's why this machine is dynamite. 1207 01:13:23,580 --> 01:13:26,845 X1:164 X2:558 Y1:374 Y2:410 Give me a medium chuckle here... 1208 01:13:26,917 --> 01:13:29,909 X1:241 X2:481 Y1:374 Y2:410 and then a big hand. 1209 01:13:29,987 --> 01:13:32,854 X1:215 X2:506 Y1:374 Y2:410 ls there booing on that? 1210 01:13:32,923 --> 01:13:35,653 X1:266 X2:456 Y1:374 Y2:410 l don't feel well. 1211 01:13:35,726 --> 01:13:39,321 X1:230 X2:491 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What's the matter? - l got very dizzy. 1212 01:13:39,396 --> 01:13:41,694 X1:283 X2:438 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l feel dizzy. - Sit down. 1213 01:13:41,765 --> 01:13:43,198 X1:321 X2:400 Y1:374 Y2:410 Jesus. 1214 01:13:44,101 --> 01:13:47,070 X1:226 X2:496 Y1:334 Y2:409 You all right? You want to lie down? 1215 01:13:47,137 --> 01:13:50,163 X1:239 X2:483 Y1:334 Y2:409 No. My stomach felt queasy all morning. 1216 01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,333 X1:213 X2:509 Y1:374 Y2:410 How about a ginger ale? 1217 01:13:52,409 --> 01:13:55,105 X1:206 X2:515 Y1:334 Y2:409 No. Maybe l'd better lie down. 1218 01:13:55,178 --> 01:13:58,944 X1:182 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 Try to get some of this down. lt's just plain chicken. 1219 01:14:00,617 --> 01:14:03,586 X1:248 X2:473 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, l can't eat this. l'm nauseous. 1220 01:14:05,856 --> 01:14:09,587 X1:130 X2:591 Y1:334 Y2:409 lf you could get me something to get me through the next two hours. 1221 01:14:09,660 --> 01:14:13,528 X1:140 X2:582 Y1:334 Y2:409 l have to go to Burbank and give out an award on a TV show. 1222 01:14:13,597 --> 01:14:16,259 X1:170 X2:551 Y1:334 Y2:409 There's nothing wrong with you as far as l can tell. 1223 01:14:16,333 --> 01:14:19,530 X1:155 X2:566 Y1:334 Y2:409 You have no fever, no symptoms of anything serious. 1224 01:14:19,603 --> 01:14:23,767 X1:137 X2:584 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You haven't eaten pork or shellfish. - Excuse me. l'm sorry, Doctor. 1225 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:27,833 X1:141 X2:581 Y1:334 Y2:409 Alvy, that was the show. Everything is fine. They found a replacement. 1226 01:14:27,911 --> 01:14:30,072 X1:153 X2:569 Y1:374 Y2:410 They're going to tape without you. 1227 01:14:30,147 --> 01:14:32,741 X1:149 X2:572 Y1:334 Y2:409 Jesus! Now l don't get to do the TV show? 1228 01:14:34,384 --> 01:14:37,182 X1:167 X2:555 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l can't find any reason for this. - Nothing at all? 1229 01:14:37,254 --> 01:14:41,281 X1:179 X2:542 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l could get a lab man up here. - Hand me the salt, please. 1230 01:14:41,358 --> 01:14:45,419 X1:181 X2:541 Y1:334 Y2:409 Perhaps it would be better if we took him to the hospital. 1231 01:14:45,495 --> 01:14:46,928 X1:277 X2:445 Y1:374 Y2:410 The hospital? 1232 01:14:46,997 --> 01:14:50,305 X1:123 X2:598 Y1:334 Y2:409 - There's no other way to diagnose him. - This is not bad, actually. 1233 01:14:55,511 --> 01:14:58,844 X1:148 X2:573 Y1:334 Y2:409 Don't tell me we're going to have to walk from the car to the house? 1234 01:14:58,914 --> 01:15:01,940 X1:147 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 My feet haven't touched pavement since l reached Los Angeles. 1235 01:15:02,017 --> 01:15:05,817 X1:145 X2:576 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'll take a meeting with you if you'll take a meeting with Freddy. 1236 01:15:05,888 --> 01:15:08,118 X1:145 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 l took a meeting with Freddy. Freddy took a meeting with Charlie. 1237 01:15:08,190 --> 01:15:10,886 X1:155 X2:566 Y1:334 Y2:409 - You take a meeting with him. - All the good meetings are taken. 1238 01:15:10,959 --> 01:15:12,893 X1:197 X2:525 Y1:374 Y2:410 Right now it's only a notion. 1239 01:15:12,961 --> 01:15:17,057 X1:138 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 l think l can get money to make it into a concept, then turn it into an idea. 1240 01:15:18,066 --> 01:15:19,863 X1:232 X2:490 Y1:374 Y2:410 Like this house, Max? 1241 01:15:19,935 --> 01:15:22,495 X1:201 X2:521 Y1:334 Y2:409 Even wrote a road map to get us to the bathroom. 1242 01:15:22,571 --> 01:15:24,630 X1:201 X2:521 Y1:334 Y2:409 You should have told me it was Tony Lacey's party. 1243 01:15:24,706 --> 01:15:26,401 X1:151 X2:570 Y1:374 Y2:410 What difference does that make? 1244 01:15:26,475 --> 01:15:28,409 X1:176 X2:546 Y1:374 Y2:410 l think he has a thing for Annie. 1245 01:15:28,477 --> 01:15:32,436 X1:130 X2:592 Y1:334 Y2:409 - No. He goes with that girl over there. - Where? 1246 01:15:32,514 --> 01:15:35,540 X1:222 X2:499 Y1:334 Y2:409 - The one with the VPL. - VPL? 1247 01:15:35,617 --> 01:15:38,643 X1:255 X2:467 Y1:334 Y2:409 Visible panty line. She's gorgeous. 1248 01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,917 X1:119 X2:602 Y1:334 Y2:409 She's a ten. That's great for you, 'cause you're used to two's, aren't you? 1249 01:15:41,990 --> 01:15:43,582 X1:243 X2:479 Y1:374 Y2:410 There are no two's. 1250 01:15:43,659 --> 01:15:46,287 X1:135 X2:587 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're used to the kind with shopping bags walking through Central Park... 1251 01:15:46,361 --> 01:15:49,023 X1:195 X2:526 Y1:334 Y2:409 with the surgical masks on, muttering. 1252 01:15:49,097 --> 01:15:51,930 X1:124 X2:597 Y1:334 Y2:409 How do you like this couple? They look like they're from Masters and Johnson. 1253 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,993 X1:235 X2:486 Y1:334 Y2:409 lntensive care ward. My God! 1254 01:15:56,071 --> 01:16:00,064 X1:126 X2:595 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l think she's giving me the eye. - lf she comes over, my brain will mush. 1255 01:16:01,410 --> 01:16:04,072 X1:203 X2:518 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're Alvy Singer, right? Didn't we meet at EST? 1256 01:16:04,146 --> 01:16:06,011 X1:223 X2:499 Y1:374 Y2:410 No, l was never to EST. 1257 01:16:06,081 --> 01:16:09,175 X1:173 X2:548 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Then how can you criticize it? - He didn't say anything. 1258 01:16:09,251 --> 01:16:13,483 X1:152 X2:570 Y1:334 Y2:409 l came to get some shock therapy, but there was an energy crisis. 1259 01:16:13,555 --> 01:16:16,353 X1:108 X2:614 Y1:334 Y2:409 - He's my food taster. Have you two met? - How do you do? 1260 01:16:16,425 --> 01:16:19,519 X1:154 X2:568 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Do you taste for poisoned food? - Yeah, he's great. 1261 01:16:19,595 --> 01:16:21,995 X1:188 X2:534 Y1:334 Y2:409 You guys are wearing white. lt must be in the stars. 1262 01:16:22,064 --> 01:16:25,966 X1:142 X2:579 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Uri Geller must be on the premises. - We're going to operate together. 1263 01:16:26,034 --> 01:16:31,028 X1:181 X2:541 Y1:334 Y2:409 ln about six weeks we could cut the whole album. 1264 01:16:31,106 --> 01:16:33,506 X1:230 X2:491 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't know. This is strange to me. 1265 01:16:33,575 --> 01:16:36,601 X1:165 X2:557 Y1:334 Y2:409 You can stay here. Use the whole wing in this house. 1266 01:16:36,678 --> 01:16:41,308 X1:182 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Stay here? - Really. Why are you smiling? 1267 01:16:41,383 --> 01:16:44,875 X1:167 X2:554 Y1:334 Y2:409 Not only is he a great agent, but he really gives good leading. 1268 01:16:44,953 --> 01:16:49,413 X1:180 X2:542 Y1:334 Y2:409 This is a great house: saunas, Jacuzzis, three tennis courts. 1269 01:16:49,491 --> 01:16:53,757 X1:111 X2:611 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know who the original owners were? Nelson Eddy then Legs Diamond. 1270 01:16:53,829 --> 01:16:57,162 X1:165 X2:556 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Then you know who lived here? - Trigger. 1271 01:16:57,232 --> 01:17:00,633 X1:147 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 Charlie Chaplin, right before his un-American thing. 1272 01:17:02,137 --> 01:17:06,335 X1:141 X2:580 Y1:334 Y2:409 - But you guys are still New Yorkers. - Yeah, l love it there. 1273 01:17:06,408 --> 01:17:11,436 X1:185 X2:537 Y1:334 Y2:409 l used to live there for years, but it's so dirty now. 1274 01:17:11,513 --> 01:17:15,779 X1:172 X2:550 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l'm into garbage. lt's my thing. - This is a nice screening room. 1275 01:17:15,851 --> 01:17:18,046 X1:125 X2:596 Y1:374 Y2:410 There's another thing about New York. 1276 01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:20,281 X1:198 X2:524 Y1:334 Y2:409 lf you want to see a movie, you have to stand on line. 1277 01:17:20,355 --> 01:17:22,721 X1:179 X2:542 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt could be freezing or raining. And here-- 1278 01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:25,282 X1:135 X2:587 Y1:374 Y2:410 We saw Grand lllusion here last night. 1279 01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:28,329 X1:162 X2:559 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's a great film if you're high. lt's really funny. 1280 01:17:28,397 --> 01:17:31,662 X1:157 X2:564 Y1:334 Y2:409 Come and see our bedroom. We did a fantastic thing up there. 1281 01:17:31,733 --> 01:17:33,826 X1:312 X2:409 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm cool. 1282 01:17:33,902 --> 01:17:36,871 X1:149 X2:572 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's wonderful. They eat and watch movies all day. 1283 01:17:36,938 --> 01:17:41,432 X1:111 X2:610 Y1:334 Y2:409 And gradually you get old and die. lt's important to make an effort sometimes. 1284 01:17:41,510 --> 01:17:43,842 X1:138 X2:584 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Do you think his girlfriend's pretty? - She's great looking. 1285 01:17:43,912 --> 01:17:47,279 X1:166 X2:555 Y1:374 Y2:410 A little on the androgynous side. 1286 01:17:47,349 --> 01:17:49,283 X1:240 X2:481 Y1:374 Y2:410 l forgot my mantra. 1287 01:18:07,969 --> 01:18:10,233 X1:273 X2:448 Y1:374 Y2:410 That was fun. 1288 01:18:10,305 --> 01:18:13,433 X1:224 X2:498 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't think California is bad at all. 1289 01:18:13,508 --> 01:18:15,806 X1:211 X2:510 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's a drag coming home. 1290 01:18:15,877 --> 01:18:19,973 X1:203 X2:518 Y1:334 Y2:409 A lot of beautiful women. lt was fun to flirt. 1291 01:18:20,048 --> 01:18:22,175 X1:233 X2:488 Y1:374 Y2:410 l have to face facts. 1292 01:18:22,250 --> 01:18:26,880 X1:160 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 l adore Alvy, but our relationship doesn't seem to work anymore. 1293 01:18:26,955 --> 01:18:30,686 X1:206 X2:516 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'll have the usual trouble with Annie in bed tonight. 1294 01:18:30,759 --> 01:18:32,693 X1:242 X2:479 Y1:374 Y2:410 Why do l need this? 1295 01:18:32,761 --> 01:18:37,698 X1:153 X2:568 Y1:334 Y2:409 lf only l had the nerve to break up, but it would really hurt him. 1296 01:18:37,766 --> 01:18:41,293 X1:202 X2:519 Y1:334 Y2:409 lf only l didn't feel guilty asking Annie to move out. 1297 01:18:41,369 --> 01:18:44,736 X1:213 X2:508 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt'd probably wreck her, but l should be honest. 1298 01:18:44,806 --> 01:18:47,536 X1:253 X2:468 Y1:374 Y2:410 Alvy, let's face it. 1299 01:18:47,609 --> 01:18:51,340 X1:192 X2:529 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't think our relationship is working. 1300 01:18:51,413 --> 01:18:54,439 X1:231 X2:491 Y1:334 Y2:409 l know. A relationship is like a shark: 1301 01:18:54,516 --> 01:18:57,815 X1:213 X2:509 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt has to constantly move forward or it dies. 1302 01:18:57,886 --> 01:19:01,845 X1:187 X2:535 Y1:334 Y2:409 And l think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark. 1303 01:19:01,923 --> 01:19:04,687 X1:150 X2:572 Y1:334 Y2:409 - Whose Catcher in the Rye is this? - lf it has my name on it... 1304 01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:06,921 X1:262 X2:459 Y1:374 Y2:410 l guess it's mine. 1305 01:19:06,995 --> 01:19:12,763 X1:134 X2:588 Y1:334 Y2:409 You wrote your name in all my books, 'cause you knew this day would come. 1306 01:19:12,834 --> 01:19:16,292 X1:215 X2:507 Y1:334 Y2:409 You wanted to break up just as much as l do. 1307 01:19:16,371 --> 01:19:20,307 X1:182 X2:540 Y1:334 Y2:409 No question. l think we're doing the mature thing. 1308 01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:23,708 X1:183 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 Look. All the books on death and dying are yours. 1309 01:19:23,779 --> 01:19:26,213 X1:154 X2:567 Y1:374 Y2:410 And all the poetry books are mine. 1310 01:19:26,281 --> 01:19:29,682 X1:179 X2:542 Y1:334 Y2:409 Denial of Death. This is the first book l got you. 1311 01:19:29,751 --> 01:19:31,685 X1:230 X2:491 Y1:374 Y2:410 Remember that day? 1312 01:19:31,753 --> 01:19:34,347 X1:189 X2:532 Y1:334 Y2:409 l feel like there's a great weight off my back. 1313 01:19:36,057 --> 01:19:38,025 X1:271 X2:451 Y1:374 Y2:410 Thanks, honey. 1314 01:19:38,093 --> 01:19:43,463 X1:144 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 l mean, no. l think it's important for us to explore new relationships. 1315 01:19:43,532 --> 01:19:48,629 X1:116 X2:606 Y1:334 Y2:409 There's no question about that, because we've given this a more than fair shot. 1316 01:19:48,703 --> 01:19:50,898 X1:193 X2:528 Y1:334 Y2:409 My analyst thinks this move is key for me. 1317 01:19:50,972 --> 01:19:55,341 X1:124 X2:598 Y1:334 Y2:409 And l trust her, because my analyst recommended her. 1318 01:19:55,410 --> 01:19:58,504 X1:138 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 Why should l put you through all my moods and hang-ups anyway? 1319 01:19:58,580 --> 01:20:02,107 X1:104 X2:617 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know what the beauty part is? We can always come back together again. 1320 01:20:02,184 --> 01:20:04,345 X1:233 X2:489 Y1:334 Y2:409 - There's no problem. - Exactly. 1321 01:20:04,419 --> 01:20:09,049 X1:129 X2:593 Y1:334 Y2:409 l don't think many couples could handle this, break up and remain friends. 1322 01:20:09,124 --> 01:20:11,820 X1:245 X2:477 Y1:334 Y2:409 This button is mine. Remember? 1323 01:20:11,893 --> 01:20:15,624 X1:118 X2:603 Y1:334 Y2:409 These are yours. "lmpeach Eisenhower." "lmpeach Nixon." 1324 01:20:15,697 --> 01:20:19,326 X1:197 X2:524 Y1:334 Y2:409 "lmpeach Lyndon Johnson." "lmpeach Ronald Reagan." 1325 01:20:20,802 --> 01:20:24,294 X1:206 X2:516 Y1:334 Y2:409 l miss Annie. l made a terrible mistake. 1326 01:20:24,372 --> 01:20:27,398 X1:204 X2:517 Y1:334 Y2:409 She's living in Los Angeles with Tony Lacey. 1327 01:20:27,475 --> 01:20:31,036 X1:146 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 lf she is, then the hell with her. lf she likes that lifestyle, let her stay. 1328 01:20:31,112 --> 01:20:33,979 X1:204 X2:518 Y1:334 Y2:409 - He's a jerk for one thing. - He graduated Harvard. 1329 01:20:34,049 --> 01:20:37,951 X1:177 X2:545 Y1:334 Y2:409 Harvard makes mistakes, too. Kissinger taught there. 1330 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:41,320 X1:188 X2:533 Y1:374 Y2:410 Don't tell me you're jealous? 1331 01:20:41,389 --> 01:20:43,516 X1:202 X2:520 Y1:334 Y2:409 Yeah. Jealous? A little bit. Like Medea. 1332 01:20:43,592 --> 01:20:47,255 X1:184 X2:537 Y1:334 Y2:409 Can l show you something? l found this in the apartment. 1333 01:20:47,329 --> 01:20:52,130 X1:128 X2:594 Y1:334 Y2:409 Black soap. She used to wash her face 800 times a day with black soap. 1334 01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:54,191 X1:252 X2:470 Y1:374 Y2:410 Don't ask me why. 1335 01:20:54,269 --> 01:20:56,794 X1:114 X2:607 Y1:374 Y2:410 Why don't you go out with other women? 1336 01:20:56,872 --> 01:21:00,137 X1:213 X2:508 Y1:334 Y2:409 l tried, but it's very depressing. 1337 01:21:00,208 --> 01:21:03,143 X1:193 X2:528 Y1:334 Y2:409 This always happens to me. Quick! Get a broom! 1338 01:21:03,211 --> 01:21:06,374 X1:225 X2:497 Y1:334 Y2:409 What are you making such a big deal about? 1339 01:21:06,448 --> 01:21:09,144 X1:230 X2:492 Y1:374 Y2:410 They're only lobsters. 1340 01:21:09,217 --> 01:21:12,516 X1:125 X2:597 Y1:334 Y2:409 -You're adult. You can pick up lobsters. -l'm not myself since l quit smoking. 1341 01:21:12,587 --> 01:21:15,852 X1:239 X2:483 Y1:334 Y2:409 - When did you quit? - Sixteen years ago. 1342 01:21:15,924 --> 01:21:18,757 X1:233 X2:489 Y1:334 Y2:409 - What do you mean? - Mean? 1343 01:21:19,895 --> 01:21:22,864 X1:145 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 You stopped smoking 16 years ago. ls that what you said? 1344 01:21:24,733 --> 01:21:27,065 X1:247 X2:474 Y1:374 Y2:410 l don't understand. 1345 01:21:27,135 --> 01:21:29,763 X1:213 X2:508 Y1:374 Y2:410 Are you joking or what? 1346 01:21:41,049 --> 01:21:43,244 X1:183 X2:538 Y1:374 Y2:410 Central Park's turning green. 1347 01:21:43,318 --> 01:21:48,187 X1:162 X2:559 Y1:334 Y2:409 l saw that lunatic we used to see with the pinwheel hat... 1348 01:21:48,256 --> 01:21:50,656 X1:228 X2:494 Y1:374 Y2:410 and the roller-skates. 1349 01:21:50,725 --> 01:21:54,183 X1:138 X2:584 Y1:374 Y2:410 Listen, l want you to come back here. 1350 01:21:54,262 --> 01:21:57,663 X1:134 X2:587 Y1:334 Y2:409 Well, then l'm going to come out there and get you. 1351 01:22:02,037 --> 01:22:04,335 X1:169 X2:553 Y1:334 Y2:409 What do you mean, where am l? Where do you think l am? 1352 01:22:04,406 --> 01:22:08,604 X1:177 X2:545 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'm at the Los Angeles airport. l flew in. 1353 01:22:08,677 --> 01:22:11,510 X1:246 X2:476 Y1:374 Y2:410 l flew in to see you. 1354 01:22:11,579 --> 01:22:14,810 X1:219 X2:502 Y1:334 Y2:409 Can we not debate this on the telephone... 1355 01:22:14,883 --> 01:22:17,716 X1:158 X2:563 Y1:374 Y2:410 because l've got a temperature... 1356 01:22:17,786 --> 01:22:21,858 X1:199 X2:522 Y1:334 Y2:409 and l'm getting my chronic Los Angeles nausea again. 1357 01:22:21,992 --> 01:22:24,426 X1:184 X2:537 Y1:334 Y2:409 Wherever you want to meet. l don't care. 1358 01:22:24,494 --> 01:22:26,462 X1:273 X2:448 Y1:334 Y2:409 l'll drive in. l rented a car. 1359 01:22:27,631 --> 01:22:29,565 X1:293 X2:429 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm driving. 1360 01:22:29,633 --> 01:22:32,568 X1:181 X2:540 Y1:334 Y2:409 What, is that such a miracle? l'm driving myself. 1361 01:22:48,852 --> 01:22:51,719 X1:129 X2:593 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm going to have the alfalfa sprouts... 1362 01:22:51,788 --> 01:22:55,451 X1:183 X2:538 Y1:374 Y2:410 and a plate of mashed yeast. 1363 01:23:15,011 --> 01:23:16,672 X1:263 X2:459 Y1:374 Y2:410 You look pretty. 1364 01:23:16,746 --> 01:23:20,375 X1:191 X2:531 Y1:334 Y2:409 No, l just lost a little weight, that's all. 1365 01:23:24,788 --> 01:23:27,655 X1:249 X2:472 Y1:374 Y2:410 Well, you look nice. 1366 01:23:27,724 --> 01:23:31,558 X1:183 X2:538 Y1:374 Y2:410 l think we should get married. 1367 01:23:31,628 --> 01:23:33,095 X1:304 X2:417 Y1:374 Y2:410 Come on. 1368 01:23:34,931 --> 01:23:39,391 X1:170 X2:551 Y1:334 Y2:409 Why, you want to live out here? lt's like living in Munchkinland. 1369 01:23:39,469 --> 01:23:43,235 X1:196 X2:526 Y1:334 Y2:409 What do you mean? lt's perfectly fine out here. 1370 01:23:43,306 --> 01:23:46,707 X1:260 X2:462 Y1:374 Y2:410 Tony's very nice. 1371 01:23:46,776 --> 01:23:49,973 X1:193 X2:529 Y1:334 Y2:409 l meet people, go to parties and play tennis. 1372 01:23:50,046 --> 01:23:52,810 X1:181 X2:541 Y1:374 Y2:410 That's a very big step for me. 1373 01:23:52,883 --> 01:23:56,011 X1:180 X2:541 Y1:374 Y2:410 l'm able to enjoy people more. 1374 01:23:56,086 --> 01:23:59,078 X1:177 X2:544 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're not going to come back to New York? 1375 01:23:59,156 --> 01:24:03,058 X1:121 X2:601 Y1:334 Y2:409 What's so great about New York? lt's a dying city. You read Death in Venice. 1376 01:24:03,126 --> 01:24:06,459 X1:172 X2:549 Y1:334 Y2:409 You didn't read Death in Venice until l bought it for you. 1377 01:24:06,530 --> 01:24:09,931 X1:139 X2:583 Y1:334 Y2:409 That's right. You only gave me books with the word "death" in the title. 1378 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,366 X1:167 X2:555 Y1:374 Y2:410 Because it's an important issue. 1379 01:24:12,435 --> 01:24:15,427 X1:161 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're incapable of enjoying life. You know that? 1380 01:24:15,505 --> 01:24:17,939 X1:204 X2:518 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're like New York City. You're just this person. 1381 01:24:18,008 --> 01:24:20,602 X1:146 X2:576 Y1:374 Y2:410 You're like this island unto yourself. 1382 01:24:20,677 --> 01:24:23,771 X1:231 X2:490 Y1:334 Y2:409 l can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. 1383 01:24:23,847 --> 01:24:28,216 X1:161 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 lf one guy is starving someplace, it puts a crimp in my evening. 1384 01:24:30,654 --> 01:24:32,588 X1:185 X2:536 Y1:374 Y2:410 Do you want to get married? 1385 01:24:34,691 --> 01:24:37,854 X1:251 X2:470 Y1:374 Y2:410 No. We're friends. 1386 01:24:37,928 --> 01:24:40,624 X1:211 X2:511 Y1:374 Y2:410 l want to remain friends. 1387 01:24:42,699 --> 01:24:44,132 X1:275 X2:446 Y1:374 Y2:410 Check please. 1388 01:24:44,201 --> 01:24:47,193 X1:215 X2:507 Y1:374 Y2:410 You're mad, aren't you? 1389 01:24:47,270 --> 01:24:50,137 X1:159 X2:562 Y1:334 Y2:409 Yes, of course l'm mad, because you love me. l know that. 1390 01:24:50,207 --> 01:24:52,732 X1:201 X2:521 Y1:334 Y2:409 l can't say that that's true at this point in my life. 1391 01:24:52,809 --> 01:24:55,539 X1:190 X2:531 Y1:374 Y2:410 l really can't say that's true. 1392 01:24:55,612 --> 01:24:58,513 X1:156 X2:565 Y1:374 Y2:410 You know how wonderful you are. 1393 01:24:58,582 --> 01:25:02,450 X1:123 X2:598 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're the reason l got out of my room, that l was able to sing... 1394 01:25:02,519 --> 01:25:06,853 X1:127 X2:595 Y1:334 Y2:409 and get more in touch with my feelings and all that crap. 1395 01:25:06,923 --> 01:25:09,323 X1:280 X2:442 Y1:374 Y2:410 Listen, listen. 1396 01:25:10,594 --> 01:25:12,323 X1:220 X2:502 Y1:374 Y2:410 So what are you up to? 1397 01:25:14,731 --> 01:25:18,667 X1:186 X2:536 Y1:334 Y2:409 The usual. l'm trying to write. l'm working on a play. 1398 01:25:20,503 --> 01:25:23,097 X1:128 X2:593 Y1:334 Y2:409 Are you saying you're not coming back to New York with me? 1399 01:25:24,407 --> 01:25:29,174 X1:298 X2:424 Y1:334 Y2:409 No. Look. l gotta go. 1400 01:25:29,246 --> 01:25:32,613 X1:184 X2:537 Y1:334 Y2:409 What do you mean? l flew 3,000 miles to see you. 1401 01:25:32,682 --> 01:25:35,446 X1:165 X2:556 Y1:334 Y2:409 Air miles. Do you know what that does to my stomach? 1402 01:25:35,518 --> 01:25:37,509 X1:202 X2:519 Y1:334 Y2:409 lf you must know, it's a hectic time for Tony. 1403 01:25:37,587 --> 01:25:39,578 X1:193 X2:528 Y1:334 Y2:409 - The Grammys are tonight. - The what? 1404 01:25:39,656 --> 01:25:41,783 X1:191 X2:531 Y1:334 Y2:409 The Grammys. He's got a lot of records up for awards. 1405 01:25:41,858 --> 01:25:44,554 X1:153 X2:568 Y1:334 Y2:409 They give awards for that music? l thought just ear plugs. 1406 01:25:44,628 --> 01:25:48,189 X1:208 X2:513 Y1:334 Y2:409 Just forget it. Let's just forget the conversation. 1407 01:25:48,265 --> 01:25:51,359 X1:137 X2:584 Y1:334 Y2:409 They do nothing but give out awards. l can't believe it. 1408 01:25:51,434 --> 01:25:54,631 X1:197 X2:524 Y1:334 Y2:409 Greatest Fascist Dictator: Adolph Hitler. 1409 01:26:24,868 --> 01:26:27,735 X1:167 X2:554 Y1:334 Y2:409 l know what you're going to say. l'm not a great driver. 1410 01:26:27,804 --> 01:26:30,967 X1:167 X2:555 Y1:334 Y2:409 - l have some problems with-- - May l see your license, please? 1411 01:26:31,041 --> 01:26:33,635 X1:234 X2:488 Y1:374 Y2:410 Just don't get angry. 1412 01:26:33,710 --> 01:26:37,578 X1:226 X2:496 Y1:334 Y2:409 l have my license here. lt's a rented car. 1413 01:26:39,549 --> 01:26:42,882 X1:176 X2:545 Y1:374 Y2:410 Don't give me your life's story. 1414 01:26:42,952 --> 01:26:45,216 X1:217 X2:504 Y1:374 Y2:410 Just pick up the license. 1415 01:26:45,288 --> 01:26:49,156 X1:146 X2:575 Y1:334 Y2:409 You have to ask nicely, because l've had a rough day. My girlfriend-- 1416 01:26:49,225 --> 01:26:51,693 X1:166 X2:556 Y1:374 Y2:410 Just give me the license, please. 1417 01:26:53,463 --> 01:26:56,261 X1:202 X2:519 Y1:334 Y2:409 Since you put it that way, it's hard for me to refuse. 1418 01:26:56,333 --> 01:26:59,427 X1:213 X2:509 Y1:334 Y2:409 l have a terrific problem with authority. 1419 01:26:59,502 --> 01:27:01,902 X1:226 X2:496 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's not your fault. Don't take it personal. 1420 01:27:10,113 --> 01:27:12,673 X1:261 X2:460 Y1:334 Y2:409 So long, fellows. Keep in touch. 1421 01:27:22,192 --> 01:27:26,026 X1:238 X2:484 Y1:334 Y2:409 lmagine my surprise when l got your call. 1422 01:27:26,096 --> 01:27:29,327 X1:201 X2:521 Y1:334 Y2:409 Yeah. l had the feeling l got you at a bad moment. 1423 01:27:29,399 --> 01:27:31,697 X1:175 X2:546 Y1:374 Y2:410 l heard high-pitched squealing. 1424 01:27:31,768 --> 01:27:33,235 X1:290 X2:432 Y1:374 Y2:410 Twins, Max. 1425 01:27:34,137 --> 01:27:36,196 X1:246 X2:475 Y1:374 Y2:410 Sixteen-year-olds. 1426 01:27:37,707 --> 01:27:41,438 X1:150 X2:571 Y1:334 Y2:409 Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities of that? 1427 01:27:41,511 --> 01:27:45,003 X1:142 X2:580 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're an actor. You should be doing Shakespeare in the park. 1428 01:27:45,081 --> 01:27:48,414 X1:182 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 l did Shakespeare in the park. l got mugged. 1429 01:27:48,485 --> 01:27:51,886 X1:130 X2:591 Y1:334 Y2:409 l was playing Richard ll. Two guys with leather jackets stole my leotard. 1430 01:27:57,460 --> 01:28:00,759 X1:149 X2:572 Y1:374 Y2:410 Are we driving through plutonium? 1431 01:28:00,830 --> 01:28:04,288 X1:204 X2:517 Y1:334 Y2:409 Keeps out the alpha rays. You don't get old. 1432 01:28:06,569 --> 01:28:09,902 X1:151 X2:570 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're a thinking person. How can you choose this lifestyle? 1433 01:28:09,973 --> 01:28:12,703 X1:150 X2:571 Y1:374 Y2:410 What is so great about New York? 1434 01:28:12,776 --> 01:28:15,973 X1:206 X2:516 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt's a dying city. You read Death in Venice. 1435 01:28:16,045 --> 01:28:18,445 X1:172 X2:549 Y1:334 Y2:409 You didn't read Death in Venice until l gave it to you. 1436 01:28:18,515 --> 01:28:20,847 X1:160 X2:561 Y1:334 Y2:409 You only give me books with the word "death" in the title. 1437 01:28:20,917 --> 01:28:24,819 X1:153 X2:569 Y1:334 Y2:409 - lt's an important issue. - You're incapable of enjoying life. 1438 01:28:24,888 --> 01:28:27,982 X1:232 X2:490 Y1:334 Y2:409 You're like New York. You're an island. 1439 01:28:28,057 --> 01:28:31,686 X1:156 X2:565 Y1:334 Y2:409 Okay. lf that's all that we've been through together means to you... 1440 01:28:31,761 --> 01:28:35,424 X1:145 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 it's better if we just said good-bye, once and for all. 1441 01:28:35,498 --> 01:28:37,022 X1:300 X2:421 Y1:374 Y2:410 lt's funny. 1442 01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:39,500 X1:197 X2:524 Y1:334 Y2:409 After all the serious talks and passionate moments... 1443 01:28:39,569 --> 01:28:43,096 X1:160 X2:562 Y1:334 Y2:409 that it ends here, in a health food restaurant on Sunset Boulevard. 1444 01:28:43,873 --> 01:28:46,273 X1:262 X2:459 Y1:374 Y2:410 Good-bye, Sally. 1445 01:28:46,342 --> 01:28:50,779 X1:216 X2:505 Y1:334 Y2:409 Wait. l'm going to go with you. 1446 01:28:50,847 --> 01:28:52,815 X1:302 X2:420 Y1:374 Y2:410 l love you. 1447 01:28:56,219 --> 01:28:59,120 X1:239 X2:483 Y1:334 Y2:409 What do you want? lt was my first play. 1448 01:28:59,189 --> 01:29:02,249 X1:128 X2:594 Y1:334 Y2:409 You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art... 1449 01:29:02,325 --> 01:29:05,556 X1:168 X2:553 Y1:374 Y2:410 because it's real difficult in life. 1450 01:29:05,628 --> 01:29:10,190 X1:211 X2:510 Y1:334 Y2:409 lnterestingly, however, l did run into Annie again. 1451 01:29:10,266 --> 01:29:12,325 X1:179 X2:543 Y1:334 Y2:409 lt was on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. 1452 01:29:12,402 --> 01:29:16,133 X1:135 X2:587 Y1:334 Y2:409 She had moved back to New York. She was living in Soho with some guy. 1453 01:29:16,206 --> 01:29:20,302 X1:131 X2:591 Y1:334 Y2:409 When l met her, she was dragging him in to see The Sorrow and the Pity... 1454 01:29:20,376 --> 01:29:22,970 X1:222 X2:500 Y1:334 Y2:409 which l counted as a personal triumph. 1455 01:29:23,046 --> 01:29:25,810 X1:221 X2:500 Y1:334 Y2:409 Annie and l had lunch sometime after that... 1456 01:29:25,882 --> 01:29:29,909 X1:160 X2:562 Y1:374 Y2:410 and just kicked around old times. 1457 01:29:29,986 --> 01:29:34,116 X1:229 X2:492 Y1:374 Y2:410 Just to have my arms 1458 01:29:36,192 --> 01:29:38,217 X1:291 X2:431 Y1:374 Y2:410 Around you 1459 01:29:41,865 --> 01:29:45,392 X1:283 X2:438 Y1:374 Y2:410 Still the thrill 1460 01:29:46,002 --> 01:29:49,267 X1:243 X2:479 Y1:374 Y2:410 That it was the day 1461 01:29:49,339 --> 01:29:51,637 X1:294 X2:427 Y1:374 Y2:410 l found you 1462 01:29:52,542 --> 01:29:55,807 X1:296 X2:426 Y1:374 Y2:410 Seems like 1463 01:29:58,047 --> 01:30:02,814 X1:303 X2:419 Y1:374 Y2:410 Old times 1464 01:30:05,421 --> 01:30:10,825 X1:206 X2:516 Y1:374 Y2:410 Dinner dates and flowers 1465 01:30:13,663 --> 01:30:15,688 X1:303 X2:419 Y1:374 Y2:410 Old times 1466 01:30:17,133 --> 01:30:20,000 X1:221 X2:500 Y1:334 Y2:409 After that, it got late and we both had to go. 1467 01:30:20,069 --> 01:30:22,264 X1:139 X2:582 Y1:374 Y2:410 But it was great seeing Annie again. 1468 01:30:22,338 --> 01:30:25,068 X1:160 X2:562 Y1:334 Y2:409 l realize what a terrific person she was... 1469 01:30:25,141 --> 01:30:28,008 X1:209 X2:513 Y1:334 Y2:409 and how much fun it was just knowing her. 1470 01:30:28,077 --> 01:30:31,740 X1:177 X2:545 Y1:374 Y2:410 And l thought of that old joke. 1471 01:30:31,814 --> 01:30:36,649 X1:144 X2:577 Y1:334 Y2:409 This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy. 1472 01:30:36,719 --> 01:30:39,313 X1:209 X2:513 Y1:374 Y2:410 He thinks he's a chicken." 1473 01:30:39,389 --> 01:30:41,687 X1:191 X2:531 Y1:334 Y2:409 The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" 1474 01:30:41,758 --> 01:30:44,818 X1:183 X2:539 Y1:334 Y2:409 The guy says, "l would, but l need the eggs." 1475 01:30:44,894 --> 01:30:49,456 X1:148 X2:573 Y1:334 Y2:409 Well, l guess that's, now, how l feel about relationships. 1476 01:30:49,532 --> 01:30:54,560 X1:205 X2:517 Y1:334 Y2:409 They're totally irrational, crazy and absurd. 1477 01:30:54,637 --> 01:30:57,629 X1:131 X2:591 Y1:374 Y2:410 But l guess we keep going through it... 1478 01:30:57,707 --> 01:31:00,904 X1:147 X2:574 Y1:374 Y2:410 because most of us need the eggs.