1 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:52,476 [ Man Narrating ] This is the Earth at a time... 2 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:57,230 when the dinosaurs roamed a lush and fertile planet. 3 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:07,630 A piece of rock just six miles wide... 4 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,557 changed all that. 5 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:20,829 It hit with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons. 6 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:28,118 A trillion tons of dirt and rock hurtled into the atmosphere, 7 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,993 creating a suffocating blanket of dust... 8 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,469 the sun was powerless to penetrate... 9 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,875 for a thousand years. 10 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,511 It happened before. 11 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,915 It will happen again. 12 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,589 It's just a question of when. 13 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,477 [ Man Chattering ] 14 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,631 [ Man ] Houston, affirmative. 15 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,757 Now try again. 16 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,190 [ Man On Radio Chattering ] 17 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,669 Almost got it. [ Grunts ] 18 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,435 - Dennis, I'm almost there. - Houston, Pete's lookin' real strong. 19 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,711 Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now. 20 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,997 We'll give you the go-ahead from down here when it's in alignment. 21 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,839 Sounds good. Give me ten seconds. 22 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,911 [ Sighs ] 23 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,309 His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete. 24 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,277 - It's Truman. - Hey. 25 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,675 - How you doing up there, hoss? - Pretty good. 26 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,678 Listen, Pete, we got an eye on your meds here. I'll give you a buffalo nickel... 27 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,318 if you'll calm down just a little bit. 28 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,159 - Can you do that for me ? - Whatever you say. 29 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,550 Okay, now, we got plenty of time, buddy, so don't you worry. 30 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,116 Looking good here. 31 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,878 He'll be all right. 32 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,275 - Go ahead, Atlantis. - Roger that, Houston. 33 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,675 Suggest we start reeling Pete in. 34 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,754 - [ Buzzing ] - What the hell is that ? 35 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,108 My Lord. 36 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,677 [ Screaming ] 37 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,677 We're down ! 38 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,672 Houston ! 39 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,429 We've lost all contact. 40 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,000 Stewart, play that tape back! 41 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,719 [ Screaming ] Houston ! 42 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,194 Multiple bogies! Multiple bogies! 43 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,039 Sector five, niner. I have three. Now five. 44 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,196 - Unidentified tracks. - My screen's full. 45 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,038 Multiple tracks headed toward the Atlantic seaboard ! 46 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,712 This could be a surprise missile attack. 47 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,718 [ Alarm Blaring ] 48 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,317 Mr President, the shuttle Atlantis just exploded in space. 49 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:16,592 Okay, I want three groups! One: internal malfunction. 50 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,148 Get the log tape. Start working back. Maybe it's a glitch. 51 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,391 Two: I want NORAD, Space Command and the 50th tactical, 52 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,590 comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit. 53 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,557 I want you to check, recheck and then do it all over again. 54 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,558 Number three: wild cards. Anything and everything. 55 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,752 All right ? Now, Big Ross, get on the telephone. Wake up 11,000 people. 56 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,671 - Walt, get 'em going. - Let's go! 57 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:39,390 Karl. Karl! Karl. 58 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:44,118 Karl! Your Stouffer's pot pie's... 59 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,390 been on the table almost ten hours. 60 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,954 - I want a divorce. - Dottie, I'm on to something big here. 61 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,117 I-l don't know what this is, but it looks like something's burnin' up there. 62 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:55,994 Go get my phone book, will you ? Get my phone book. Get those names of those guys from NASA. 63 00:04:56,120 --> 00:05:00,671 Excuse me ! Am I wearing a sign that says, "Karl's Slave" ? 64 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,678 Go get my goddamn phone book ! 65 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:07,156 Get the book! Get the book! Get the book! 66 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:15,235 Space Command is reporting negative. That is zero global launches. 67 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,430 It might just be a piece of the shuttle breaking up as it comes in. 68 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:21,235 It might be Santa Claus. Until we get definitive, reliable confirmation, General, 69 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,794 we go to DEFCON Three. 70 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,036 * I'm gettin' ready for the big time * 71 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:36,438 * Someday you're gonna say I'm big time too * 72 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,351 Hey, little man! Little Richard! 73 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,079 Me and you, man! We're going to the top, baby! 74 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:45,199 Big time! I ain't gonna be ridin' this bike for the rest of my life. 75 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,396 You know what I'm sayin'? I'm gettin' a motorcycle, baby. 76 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,592 We're gonna travel in style. 77 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,429 * I'm gettin' ready for the big time * 78 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,994 * Someday I'm gonna be in big time news * 79 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,669 Watch where you're goin'. I bet you, none of you all stop for brothers. 80 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,918 Slow down, Little Richard. You've been ridin' all morning. You gotta take a dump? 81 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,597 - We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme... - What happened ? 82 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,278 - to bring you this special report. - Shh, shh, shh. 83 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:16,434 The shuttle Atlantis exploded in space at 3:47 a.m., Eastern Standard Time. 84 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,676 - [ Growling ] - [ Squeaking ] 85 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,399 Hey! Get, get. 86 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,193 [ Chattering ] 87 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,073 - That's my Godzilla. Come on, now. - Yo, fool ! 88 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,236 Don't be kickin' Little Richard. What the hell your problem ? 89 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,113 That dog's eatin' my Godzilla. What's a little runt like you gonna do about it ? 90 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,515 Get him, Richard. Sic him. If I wasn't no Christian, 91 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,349 I'd be throwin' your fat pineapple-eatin' ass through the window. 92 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,078 [ Screaming ] 93 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,233 - Why we not going ? - You know why ? 'Cause this is New York City. 94 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,471 Anything could happen. Let's see. Could've been a terrorist bomb. 95 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,319 Could've been a dead body. Somebody shot, stabbed, and it's Friday, payday. 96 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:03,234 - Dude, somebody probably didn't get their paycheck. Yes ? - I want to go shopping. 97 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:07,638 Me, too, but we ain't goin' nowhere 'cause this is a traffic jam. 98 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,751 - Little Richard! - Right over there! 99 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,758 - [ Screaming ] - Little Richard! 100 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,671 Hang on, Little Richard. I'm comin'! 101 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,679 - [ Whimpering ] - Don't you worry about it. I'm gonna get you outta there! 102 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,951 You okay, buddy ? Don't worry about it. Hang in there. 103 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,913 Somebody dial 911 ! 104 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,871 My screen's full. They're all over the place. 105 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,356 Bogies are breachin' the atmosphere from Finland down the North American seaboard. 106 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:37,236 [ Screaming ] 107 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,391 Whoa! 108 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,795 Look at that ! 109 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,590 - Oh, we at war! - [ Screaming Continues ] 110 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,551 Saddam Hussein is bombing us! 111 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,275 [ Man Screaming ] 112 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,512 - Let's stay focused. We need to map the trajectory now. - That could take a week. 113 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,989 Just find it, okay? I wanna know if the worst is over or if it's on its way. 114 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,712 We've got General Kimsey on the line. 115 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,308 We've got hits from Finland to South Carolina. 116 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,237 We know they're not missiles. Now what the hell is it? 117 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,591 It's a meteor shower. That's what took out the shuttle. 118 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,280 [ Overlapping Chattering ] 119 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,789 I've got the president on Air Force One demanding answers. 120 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,195 [ General ] ls it over? 121 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,278 General, we've got 11,000 people at NASA trying to figure that out right now. 122 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,719 When we know, you'll know. 123 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,630 [ Sirens Wailing ] 124 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:27,508 Okay, Karl, listen. I want you to take your time. Yes, sir. You're definitely the first. 125 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:32,509 Okay, first coordinate. One-two-three-nine. 1239, right? 126 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:36,030 - F.B.I. Iocked his location. - Saw an explosion in space. 127 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,197 - Okay. - [ Whispering ] 128 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,709 - Listen, Karl, this is top secret. - Sir, I'm retired Navy. 129 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,189 I know all about classified. But one more thing. 130 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,550 The person that finds her gets to name her, right? 131 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:50,719 - Yes, that's right. - I wanna name her Dottie, after my wife. 132 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,674 She's a vicious life-suckin' bitch from which there's no escape. 133 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,274 - That's sweet, Karl. - S.D.I., this is flight director! 134 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,994 -I wanna get that Hubble movin', and I want it now. -Roger that. 135 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,872 We're movin' the Hubble! 136 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,435 [ Man ] It's enormous. 137 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:13,394 This is the anomaly at 1643. 138 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:18,679 Here is the anomaly at 1658, 139 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:22,070 and here is the anomaly at 1700. 140 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,589 Enough with this anomaly horseshit! 141 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,956 - What is this thing? - It's an asteroid, sir. 142 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,759 How big are we talking? 143 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,235 Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion-- 144 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,118 - It's the size of Texas, Mr President. - Y-Yes, sir. 145 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,872 Dan, we didn't see this thing coming? 146 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,116 Well, our object collision budget's a million dollars. 147 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,356 That allows us to track about three percent of the sky. 148 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,635 And begging your pardon, sir, it's a big-ass sky. 149 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:48,116 - And the ones this morning ? - Those are nothing. They're the size of basketballs... 150 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,031 and Volkswagens, things like that. 151 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:54,517 - Is this going to hit us ? - We're efforting that as we speak, sir. 152 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,108 - What kind of damage are we-- - Damage? 153 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,311 Total, sir. 154 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,749 It's what we call a global killer. 155 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,916 The end of mankind. 156 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,070 Doesn't matter where it hits. 157 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,270 Nothing would survive. Not even bacteria. 158 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:13,313 My God. What do we do ? 159 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,237 [ Groaning ] 160 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,992 We have 18 days before it hits Earth. 161 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,709 - [ Man ] Have mercy. - Rise and shine! 162 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,631 [ Yelling ] 163 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,672 Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! 164 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,228 Fore! 165 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,157 Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! 166 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,038 - Hey! - Hey, that was close! 167 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,833 [ Chuckling ] 168 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:56,509 I give you 50,000 a year in donations. 169 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,915 - What do you think they're so mad about, Chick? - Well, I think they feel... 170 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,156 that drilling for oil is an evil thing. 171 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,794 You know how much diesel that clunker boat pumps out an hour? 172 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:08,908 I just found out something interesting. Number two chewed 180 feet last night. 173 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,355 - Who do we have to thank for this? - I'll give you two guesses. 174 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,789 But you're only gonna need one. 175 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,194 Goddamn it, A.J.! 176 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,276 A.J.! 177 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:22,550 A.J.! A.J., you in here? 178 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,069 Oh, that's just perfect. In bed. Get up! 179 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:29,079 - Uh, hey, you wanted to see me ? - Yeah, I was lookin' for ya. 180 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,991 You're pissed. Okay, I can see that. 181 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,878 No. You know what, A.J.? I'm not pissed. You've seen me pissed. 182 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,629 This is way, way beyond pissed, though. You know I shut down number two last night, right? 183 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,990 - Yeah, man, I had a hunch on that. - Let me tell you something. 184 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,873 Someday, many years from now, when you're all growed up, 185 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:47,198 and you got your own oil company and $8 million of your own money on the contract, 186 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,710 you can do whatever comes into that little A.J.-idiotin' mind of yours you want. 187 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:54,037 But as long as it says "Harry Stamper Oil" on the rig, you will not disobey my rules. 188 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,957 - You got that ? - Yeah, I do got it. 189 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,435 All right, now I need to hear five words from you. 190 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,596 - Uh-- - I'll-- 191 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,671 [ Together ] Never do that again. 192 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,069 I'm a fool. That was idiotic. I-l mean, that was stupid. 193 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,758 I'm an idiot. I know what name's on the sign. I'm not-- 194 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,598 - What's goin' on here? - What's goin' on? 195 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,432 Well, l-l mean, you know, I screwed up. I'm a little edgy. 196 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,552 - How long you work for me? - Five wonderful years. 197 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:17,076 In five years, you have never apologized to me this quickly. 198 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,037 - Something's going on here. I'm gonna find out what it is. - [ Stammering ] 199 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:22,516 Well, I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm trying to learn from the man. 200 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,591 What would Harry do? 201 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,837 I'm at a loss for words. 202 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,359 Okay, I can explain this. 203 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,993 - You can explain that? - I can. 204 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,510 I would really like an explanation. You just stay right here. 205 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,830 Grace? 206 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:51,072 - Hi, Harry. - I have asked you repeatedly to call me Dad. 207 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,077 Sorry, Harry. 208 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,634 Get up and get your clothes on. 209 00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:00,750 You just stay right there. I'll be right back. 210 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,309 Here's what we're gonna do. I want every strategy we've got on near-Earth object collision. 211 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:16,719 Okay? Any ideas, any programmes, anything you sketched on a pizza box or cocktail napkin. 212 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,837 For 30 years, they questioned the need for NASA. Today, we're gonna give 'em the answer. 213 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,436 You know about this, Rockhound? 214 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,279 - You knew? - No, I had no idea. 215 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,274 Where's Harry? 216 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,994 Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay? 217 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,475 You're mad. Who-Who wouldn't be mad? 218 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,477 - He's gonna shoot you. - Nah, no, he's not. 219 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:43,513 Oh, shit. [ Screaming ] 220 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,438 - Harry ! - What's wrong with you ? 221 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,596 Make your peace with God, A.J.! 222 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,671 This guy's got a gun, man. He's shooting at me. 223 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:54,719 - Harry, this is not funny! - Harry, listen to me! We can talk this over! 224 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,718 - Oh, is this a serious thing ? - Yeah, pretty serious. 225 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,273 - Bear! - What's up? 226 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,635 He's shootin' at me. You see Harry comin', crack him with that wrench. 227 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,797 You told A.J.'s dad just before he died that you would take care of the boy. 228 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,876 Now I'm not sure that shootin' him is takin' care of him. 229 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,072 - Why don't you put the gun down? - You don't want none of this. Get out of my way. 230 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,270 Just tryin' to give my man a head start, that's all. 231 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,158 Not to mention the fact that I don't think you wanna kill the best man on your crew... 232 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,231 - before we strike oil. - Aw, Chick, I ain't gonna kill him. 233 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,278 Just gonna take a foot off. A man can work with one foot. 234 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,920 You remember old Frank Marx who worked with one hand all them years? 235 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,359 Yeah, but he wasn't very good. 236 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,199 Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane! 237 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,595 Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way. 238 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:34,032 - You can't control my life! - Fine. Clothes. Now! 239 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,918 All right, stop! All right! It was funny for a minute. It's not funny any more. 240 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,558 - Fuck! - Harry, this is illegal, man. 241 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,790 I'm temporarily insane, Rock. It's all right. 242 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,713 [ Screaming ] 243 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,278 - Do I look like I'm crazy to you? - Well-- 244 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,436 Harry! Hey, just cool down. 245 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,478 - What are you doing? Harry, stop! Cut it out. - All right, Harry. 246 00:15:55,600 --> 00:16:00,515 All right, now, listen. Man to man. I'm serious. I love her. 247 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,392 Way wrong answer! 248 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,080 [ Screaming ] 249 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,799 - Whoa, whoa, Harry. It's gettin' real. - Harry! Come on, Harry! 250 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,514 - You shot me! - You shot him. 251 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,431 That bullet never got close. Just a ricochet. 252 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,750 You know, it's all funny till somebody gets shot in the leg! 253 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,589 Hey, pucker up. We got clients incoming. 254 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,832 Uh, b-back in-in-- in 1974, 255 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:26,270 we-we first got the idea-- the-the possibility that-that a meteor or an asteroid-- 256 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,789 I need somebody who's had a little less caffeine this morning. Doc, translate. 257 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:33,710 Yes, sir. Our first feasibility plan was to use a spread-focus laser generator... 258 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,671 to heat the object to the point of fracture. 259 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,950 That's like shooting a B.B. gun at a freight train, Doc. 260 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,877 Uh, some of us have got this idea. 261 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,356 We wanna land a craft, deploy solar sails. 262 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:48,793 You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails. 263 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,559 - Okay-- - Come on, guys! 264 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:55,229 We gotta come up with something realistic here. We got 18 days. 265 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,875 That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds. 266 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,515 Time's a luxury we don't have. What? 267 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,270 Listen, Harry, A.J. is my choice. 268 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,710 - My choice and not yours. - He's the only one in your age bracket, Grace. 269 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,631 It's not a choice. It's a lack of options. 270 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,995 I don't know what in the world makes you think... 271 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,674 that you have the right to tell me what to do any more, Harry. 272 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,597 I suppose being your father doesn't count, huh ? 273 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,199 - Not really. - Since when ? 274 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,630 Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry. 275 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,557 Since Mom split. Why don't you take your pick? 276 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:30,834 Look, I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity, and I forgive you. 277 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,997 I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer. 278 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,117 And as your boss, I want you on that crew boat tonight and back in the office by Monday. 279 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,198 - You got that ? - Okay. I quit. 280 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,993 Grace, you can't quit now! 281 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,275 - I need you to keep on working. - [ Speaking Chinese Dialect ] 282 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,994 Hi, Harry! 283 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,190 - What are you smilin' about? - [ Speaking Chinese Dialect ] 284 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,632 I've been seein' A.J. for more than five months, Harry. 285 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,551 [ Speaking Chinese Dialect ] 286 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,029 You little hypocrite. I ever held you back once from doing anything? 287 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,957 What about having a life, Harry? 288 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,755 The first time I got my period, Rockhound had to take me into Taipei for Tampax... 289 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,836 and then he had to show me how to use 'em, Harry. 290 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,757 Ho-ho. 291 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,919 I ju-- No, l-l told her how to use it. I didn't show her, Harry. 292 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:18,716 I was playing with titanium depth gauges when I should've been playing with dolls. 293 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:22,879 I mean, I learned about the birds and the bees from Freddie Noonan's tattoos. 294 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,560 Look, I was raised on roughnecks by you. 295 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,114 And now you get all shocked and shaken when I fall in love with one. 296 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,152 - So who's the hypocrite here, Harry, huh? - Look at those nice pipes. 297 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,875 -Listen to me, Grace. -No, you listen to me, Harry. I grew up. 298 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,993 With the proximity of the asteroid and no prep time, 299 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,230 none of our primary plans can work. 300 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,630 Why don't we just send up 150 nuclear warheads and blast that rock apart? 301 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,432 Terrible idea. 302 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,676 Was I talkin' to you? 303 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,518 This is Dr Ronald Quincy from Research. 304 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,273 Pretty much the smartest man on the planet. You might wanna listen to him. 305 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,834 General, if you consider your target, 306 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,235 her composition, her dimensions, 307 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,157 her sheer velocity, 308 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:05,035 you could fire every nuke you've got on her, she'll just smile at you and keep on coming. 309 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,997 You should know that the president's scientific advisors... 310 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:10,749 are suggesting that a nuclear blast could change this asteroid's trajectory. 311 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:15,317 I know the president's chief scientific advisor. We were at M.I.T. together. 312 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,590 And, in a situation like this, [ Clears Throat ] 313 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:21,713 you really don't wanna take the advice from a man who got a C-minus in astrophysics. 314 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:26,834 The president's advisors are wrong. I'm right. 315 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,480 Hitting the rock from the outside won't do the job. 316 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,672 Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand. 317 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,110 You set it off. What happens? Burn your hand, right? 318 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:40,239 You close your fist around the same firecracker and set it off-- 319 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:44,359 poof-- your wife's gonna be opening your ketchup bottles the rest of your life. 320 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,835 Are you suggesting that we blow this thing up from the inside? 321 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,791 - That's exactly what I'm saying. - How? 322 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,275 [ Sighs ] We drill. 323 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,396 We bring in the world's best deep-core driller. 324 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,311 Harry, get up here. We're takin' a hit. 325 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,908 - Get A.J. up here! - Come on! 326 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,792 - Oh, shit! - [ Yelling ] 327 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,030 Send another pipe down! Right now! 328 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,953 - [ Yelling Continues ] - It's a gas pocket! 329 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,230 I told you! Am I lucky, or am I just a genius? 330 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,238 I shut it down for a reason, you jackass! The relief valve's-- 331 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,999 [ Screaming ] 332 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:17,272 Shut off the number two valve! Grace, get the clients out of here now! 333 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,516 [ Alarm Blaring ] 334 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,712 - No, Daddy! - [ Screaming ] 335 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,877 Chick, get 'em outta here! Get 'em off the rig now! 336 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,629 - Get the hell down! - This thing is gonna blow. 337 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,711 [ Screaming ] 338 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,674 - [ Yelling Continues ] - Chick, get down now! 339 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:47,793 Get down! 340 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,758 [ Dan ] Three dozen research calls, and every time, the same man is recommended. 341 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,075 He's worked on every terrain this planet can offer. 342 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,873 Whenever they said it couldn't be drilled, this guy drilled it. 343 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,912 - Everybody all right? - We struck oil, baby! 344 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,350 Somebody could've got killed out here today. You want that on your conscience? 345 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,751 High thumb. You are man, Harry. 346 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,474 - Thumbs high. - [ Helicopter Blades Whirring ] 347 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,957 You're fired. 348 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,109 Who's Harry Stamper? 349 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,312 Hey, I'm Harry Stamper. What's all this about? 350 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,392 Mr Stamper, I'm General Montgomery, commander of the Pacific air forces. 351 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,114 I've been sent here by the secretary of defense... 352 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,708 on direct orders from the president of the United States. 353 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,832 - [ Chuckling ] - It's a matter of urgent national security. 354 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,952 I need you to get on that chopper right now, no questions asked. 355 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,991 Crazy Willie put you up to this? 356 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:44,318 I'm afraid I don't know Crazy Willie, sir. I'm dead serious about this. 357 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,949 - Harry. - What? 358 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,911 I swear to God, she never told me her age. 359 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,237 It's all right. Relax. It's about me. 360 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,629 Oh. Forget it! 361 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,553 All right, General, I'll go with you on one condition. 362 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,477 We're gonna have to take my daughter along. 363 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,189 - What did I do? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you guys takin' her? 364 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,430 - Sir, stay right here. - Wh-- 365 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,353 Chick, get him paid, get him off the rig! 366 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,191 - Mr Stamper? - Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper. 367 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,515 How you doin'? Miss Stamper. 368 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,437 I'm Dan Truman, Executive Director here. 369 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,676 - Listen, on behalf of all of us, I'd really like to apologize-- - Apologize. 370 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,030 I don't know if we can take any more apologies, Mr Truman. 371 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,509 We've been apologized to for the last 18-and-a-half hours. 372 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,518 So if you don't mind, how about if we just get on with it? 373 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,437 You tell us why we're here at the NASA Space Center. 374 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,556 We should probably talk alone. 375 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,114 Mr Truman, I don't keep any secrets from my daughter, Grace. 376 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,471 So whether you tell her now or I tell her later, she's gonna find out one way or the other. 377 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,397 So why don't we just get on with it? 378 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,229 [ Dan ] So when the Rogue comet hit the asteroid belt, it sent shrapnel right for us. 379 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:01,432 For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery. 380 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,235 Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it's still hitting land. 381 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:09,911 It'll flash boil millions of gallons of seawater and slam into the ocean bedrock. 382 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,237 Now, if it's a Pacific Ocean impact-- which we think it will be-- 383 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,993 it'll create a tidal wave three miles high, 384 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:20,511 travelling at 1,000 miles an hour covering California and washing up in Denver. 385 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,030 Japan's gone. Australia's wiped out. 386 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,596 Half the world's population will be incinerated by the heat blast. 387 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,716 The rest'll freeze to death from nuclear winter. 388 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,434 [ Whispering ] That's unbelievable. 389 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:36,348 Well, actually, this is as real as it gets. 390 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,075 Well, it's coming right now. 391 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,197 Right for us at 22,000 miles an hour. 392 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,392 Not a soul on Earth can hide from it. 393 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,600 I take it you're not alerting everyone like this. 394 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,359 Nobody knows. That's the way it stays. 395 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,677 For the next ten days, there are only nine telescopes in the world... 396 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,916 that can spot the asteroid, and we control eight of 'em. 397 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,873 The president's classified this information top secret. 398 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,752 If news like this got out, 399 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,077 there'd be an overnight breakdown of basic social services worldwide. 400 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:26,234 Rioting, mass religious hysteria, total chaos, you can imagine. 401 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:29,318 Basically the worst parts of the Bible. 402 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,831 Six billion people on the planet. 403 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,110 Why'd you guys call me? 404 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,471 - We need you to prep the team we're sending up. - Up? 405 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,956 We'll send them to the asteroid, they'll land, drill a hole, they'll drop some nukes, 406 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,873 take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem. 407 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,630 The drilling unit's a prototype we've been building for the Mars project. 408 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,469 You, uh-- You might recognize the rig. 409 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,633 Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design. 410 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,188 - [ Man Chattering On P.A. ] - [ Helicopter Blades Whirring ] 411 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,750 - Did you steal a key to the Patent Office ? - Yeah, basically. 412 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,599 Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig, 413 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,638 flown halfway around the world because you stole my drill design. 414 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:15,508 Couldn't read the plans right and did a pisspoor job of putting it together. 415 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,029 - Patents don't apply to outer space. - [ Dan ] You shut up, Quincy. 416 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:21,396 It's not going to Mars any more. It's gonna try to save this planet. 417 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,630 And we need to know what's wrong with it pretty quick. 418 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,712 - You said we did a bad job of putting it together? - No, I said... 419 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,070 you did a pisspoor job of putting it together. 420 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,311 First of all, you got the flow system all reversed. Let me guess. 421 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,876 - You've been tearin' up rotors and you can't figure out why. - Yeah, that's right. 422 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,434 Well, that's because your cams are all wrong, Mr Wizard. 423 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,632 Who's been operating this thing? 424 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,955 - Right there. - We've actually-- 425 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,470 - We've had them training for eight months solid now. - Eight whole months? 426 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,955 - Well, pretty much, yeah. - Well, gee whiz. 427 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,310 Well, this is the team that has to do the job up there. 428 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,351 We need you to train them down here. 429 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,112 Well, Mr Stamper, what do you think ? 430 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,237 You know, drilling's a science. It's an art. 431 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,396 I'm a third generation driller, doin' it all my life. 432 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,636 I still haven't got it all figured out. 433 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,877 I assume you sent for me because somebody told you I was the best. 434 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,719 Well, I'm only the best because I work with the best. 435 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:13,549 You don't trust the men you're working with, you're as good as dead. 436 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,716 Now you wanna send these boys into space, fine. 437 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,637 I'm sure they'll make good astronauts, 438 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,320 but they don't know jack about drillin'. 439 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,034 - What's your contingency plan? - Contingency plan? 440 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,230 Your backup plan. You gotta have some kind of backup plan, right? 441 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,151 No, we don't have a backup plan. 442 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,077 - This is it. - This is the best that you could-- 443 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,431 that the government-- the U.S. government can come up with. 444 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,637 I mean, you're NASA for cryin' out loud. You put a man on the moon. 445 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,877 You're geniuses. You're the guys that think this shit up. 446 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,389 I'm sure you got a team of men sittin' around somewhere right now, 447 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,755 just thinkin' shit up and somebody backin' them up. 448 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,400 You tell me you don't have a backup plan, that these eight Boy Scouts right here, 449 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:50,752 - that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me? - Yeah. 450 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,438 Oh, Jesus. Damn it. 451 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,872 We're a little short on time here. Will you help us? 452 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,998 - All they gotta do is drill? - That's it. 453 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,317 - No spacewalkin', no crazy astronaut stuff. - Just drill. 454 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,197 How many men were you plannin' on takin' up there? 455 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,276 We're sendin' up two shuttles, two teams. 456 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,630 If I do this, I'm gonna wanna take my own men. 457 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,109 You got it. 458 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,028 - So you're saying you'll help us? - Yes, sir. 459 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,116 Thanks. 460 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,632 I just don't trust anybody else to do it, that's all. 461 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,910 - [ Siren Wailing ] - No, Mrs Curlene. 462 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:42,511 It's Harry Stamper. You see Bear, you tell him Harry's lookin' for him. 463 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,074 Those guys get off this rig, they scatter. 464 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,997 J. Otis Curlene Bear. 465 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:50,669 Probably the only black man on a big hog in Kadoka, South Dakota. 466 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,149 Come and get Papa Bear! 467 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,279 - Uh, Max. - You got a weight limit on the shuttle? 468 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,840 - Max. - Hey, Mama. 469 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,911 So sweet, Maxie. 470 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,275 Hey, would you give me one of them yellow jelly bear claws I like? 471 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:10,033 - Are you in trouble with the law again? - No, Mama. 472 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,429 - Maxie. - I swear, Mama. I'm-- 473 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:19,310 - You know I want Rockhound. - We call him Hound because, well, he's horny. 474 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,509 [ Grace ] You might wanna start with every bar in New Orleans. 475 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,074 That is a big, shiny mount, isn't it ? 476 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,395 - How long you been married? - For two weeks. 477 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,040 - See this diamond? - Yeah. 478 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,833 - It's not a diamond. Would you like another drink? - Yeah. 479 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,639 - Sir, F.B.I. - So cute. No, thanks. 480 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,320 - We have a national security matter. - Good for you. 481 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,874 Let's go. Now. 482 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,797 How old are you? 483 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,276 Oscar Choice. Spacy but absolutely brilliant geologist. 484 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,158 He owns a horse ranch outside of EI Paso. 485 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,151 What the-- 486 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,958 Mr Chick Chapel, at the craps table. 487 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,116 Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada. 488 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,913 Yes! About time. 489 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,309 Charles Chapel, game's over. 490 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,870 - [ Yelling ] - [ Laughing ] 491 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,356 Who's gonna run the other rig? How about Benny? He's good. 492 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,477 The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J. 493 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,830 I thought you said you couldn't trust him. 494 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,712 I thought you said I could. 495 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,553 Yep, you are on your way, A.J. 496 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,229 Well, being in business for yourself has its advantages. 497 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,999 Make my own hours, nobody shoots me in the leg. 498 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,431 You don't got a gun on you now, do you? 499 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,557 Oh, good, 'cause I kinda wanted to get back to this whole thing... 500 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,069 about you askin' me for help. 501 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,838 Does that mean that there's a job... 502 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,272 that Mr All-Go-No-Quit-Big-Nuts Harry Stamper... 503 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:52,114 can't handle by himself and needs my expert advice? 504 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,713 Somethin' like that, yeah. 505 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,637 Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. 506 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,910 I mean, is it something like that, or is it that? 507 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,918 You know, you and me got a real problem. 508 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,629 You know, Harry, there are only... 509 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,990 five words I wanna hear from you right now. 510 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,792 Those words are: 511 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,117 You know, A.J., I really look up to you. 512 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,988 You've been a hero of mine for a long time, and I'm very impressed with your work. 513 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,715 I'm emotionally closed off. That's like-- That's like 11 words or something. 514 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,469 You know what? How about just, "A.J., I'm sorry, 515 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,795 - and I love ya." - You know, A.J., 516 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,595 there's not a job on the planet I want you to work with me on. 517 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,395 I mean that. 518 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,679 So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job? 519 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:45,152 - Hey, Bear. - What's up, baby? Yeah, baby. What's up? What's up? 520 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,079 What's up, Harry? Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man? 521 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,117 [ Groaning ] 522 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,755 [ Harry ] None of you have to go. We can just sit here on Earth, 523 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,599 wait for this big rock to crash into it... 524 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,910 and kill everything and everybody we know. 525 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,593 The United States government just asked us to save the world. 526 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,194 - Anybody wanna say no? - Twenty years. 527 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:20,599 Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now. 528 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,716 I'm there. 529 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,752 - Guess I can't let you go up there alone. - I'm with you. 530 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,952 I mean, this is-- this is historic. 531 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,877 Guys, this is like deep blue hero stuff. 532 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,877 Of course I'm in. 533 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,670 While I don't share his enthusiasm, you know me. 534 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,149 Beam me up, Scotty. 535 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,953 - You all right, Max? - I-l don't-- I-l don't-- 536 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,630 Whatever you think. 537 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,116 - What about you? - I'm in. 538 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,031 All right, then. 539 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,071 We go. 540 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,994 I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, 541 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,350 but you think we'll get hazard pay out of this? 542 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,869 If you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up. 543 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,190 To tell you the truth, I'm kind of encouraged. This guy Chick here... 544 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,356 was an Air Force commando for six years. 545 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,278 We got robbery, assault, arrest, resisting arrest. 546 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,756 We got a collection agent for the mob. Two of these guys have done serious time. 547 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,836 -Look, they're the best at what they do. -So am l. 548 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,751 And I'm not so optimistic. 549 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,798 We spend $250 billion a year on defence. 550 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,354 And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands... 551 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,954 of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun. 552 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,796 - So what's the verdict? - They'll do it. They've made a few requests though. 553 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,549 - Such as? - [ Papers Rustling ] 554 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,471 Just a few things here. 555 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,674 Nothing really big. Just-- Well, as an example-- 556 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:55,311 Uh, Oscar here's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants 'em wiped off his record. 557 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,158 Fifty-six tickets in seven states. 558 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,396 - I'll tell him, Oscar. I got it. - Okay. 559 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,750 Uh, Noonan's got two women friends... 560 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,838 that he'd like to see made American citizens, no questions asked. 561 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:09,556 Max would like you to bring back eight-track tapes. 562 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,150 Not sure if that's gonna work, but let's see what else. 563 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:18,832 Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace. 564 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,878 Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya? 565 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,080 Uh, Bear would like to stay at the... 566 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,311 White Horse. 567 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,829 White House. White House. 568 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,032 White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House... 569 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,792 for the summer. 570 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,438 Stuff like that. 571 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:45,951 Sure, I think we can take care of some of that. 572 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,116 Harry! 573 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,792 Yeah, one more thing. 574 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,317 None of them wanna pay taxes again. 575 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,197 Ever. 576 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,877 [ People Chattering, Machines Beeping ] 577 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,599 Who's that for? Mr Ed? 578 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:10,756 You stick that in me, I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it. 579 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,359 You ever see Pulp Fiction? 580 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:17,076 * Oh, say can you see * 581 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,031 - Uh-oh. - [ Groans ] 582 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,720 We're losin' him, we're losin' him. Clear! Kaboom! 583 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,633 - Freddie, you all right? - Does this look okay to you? 584 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,753 - Does this look okay? - It's not all bad. It's kinda tingly. 585 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,189 Mr Chapel, you're next! 586 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,073 Oh, gee, lady, I just came here to drill. 587 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,997 Oh, so did l. 588 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,231 Your triglycerides are way high, 589 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,278 and your bad cholesterol is shockingly bad. 590 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,073 Gotta lay off those pork rinds, Bear! 591 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,760 Pork rinds this! Yeah! 592 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,276 Well, at least they're in good spirits. 593 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,955 Piece of cake. Look, you wanna compare brain pans? 594 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,713 I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Big deal. 595 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:10,628 Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22. 596 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,951 Chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for two-and-a-half years. 597 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:18,119 You know, I think this might be the most uncomfortable room I've ever been in in my life. 598 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,118 Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, 599 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,515 and they let me use explosives, okay? 600 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,234 Okay, you wanna be all psychological with me, that's fine. 601 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,794 I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts... 602 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,310 is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band. 603 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,874 Who is Jethro Tull? 604 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,310 My favourite dish is haggis. Heart, lungs, liver. 605 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,551 You shove that all in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it. 606 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,039 That'll put some hair on your ass. 607 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,391 I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay ? 608 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,080 You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean-- 609 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,555 After this is over, could l, like, get a hug from you or somethin'? 610 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,795 Okay, Cyclops lady is startin' to bug me. 611 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,713 - Can you handle it ? - I mean, I can handle what I'm, you know, gonna do. 612 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,637 I can handle that, but I don't know if I can handle this room. 613 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,557 Woman with large breasts. 614 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,511 Woman with medium breasts. 615 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,431 Here's Harry givin' me a hard time. 616 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,476 And this is Harry tellin' me it's not good enough. 617 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,950 And this is Harry tellin' me I can't marry his daughter. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. 618 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,753 - Just let it out. - [ Crying ] 619 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,308 I suffered a major head injury when I was in high school. 620 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,517 This one looks like you... with breasts. 621 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,636 Yeah, I can handle it. Yeah, I can handle it. 622 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:30,909 A home run! The Cubs win the World Series! Ah-- 623 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,828 Fail. Fail. Depressively fail. 624 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,191 One toxicology analysis revealed catamen. 625 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,430 That is a very powerful sedative. 626 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,717 - Sedatives are used all the time, Doctor. - This one's used on horses. 627 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,157 Some of these guys are pretty big. 628 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,549 It would normally take 18 months to psychologically prepare, 629 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,029 prescreen viable subjects for space travel. 630 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,470 We have seen evidence of a wide variety of territorial aggression. 631 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:59,075 Can they physically survive the trip? That's all I need to know here, okay? 632 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,112 Personally, I don't know how they survived the tests. 633 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,835 Talk about the wrong stuff. 634 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,910 Good morning. I'm Colonel Willie Sharp. 635 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,713 In addition to flying one of the X-71 teams to that rock, 636 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,719 my job is to train you to deal with the mental and physical rigors of working in space... 637 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,360 so you don't freak out on the asteroid. 638 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,632 United States astronauts train for years. 639 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,557 You have 12 days. 640 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,910 Do we have any intelligent questions before we get started? 641 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,158 What's an X-71? 642 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,989 You're the first civilians to ever see her. 643 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,031 We call 'em the X-71s. 644 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,720 It's a top secret joint venture with the Air Force. 645 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,270 She and her sister ship in Vandenberg are leaving for launch prep in Florida. 646 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,439 Thought you oughta take a look. The two shuttles going up are the Freedom and lndependence. 647 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,557 Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest, 648 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,558 most sophisticated space vehicle man has ever made. 649 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,989 Okay, Air Force Colonel Davis, NASA pilot Tucker... 650 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,917 will command the shuttle lndependence. 651 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,510 Air Force Colonel Sharp, NASA pilot Watts, shuttle Freedom. 652 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:10,718 Munitions specialist Gruber and Halsey will supervise the nuclear ordinance. 653 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,957 Anyway, I just thought-- 654 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,116 thought you guys should meet. 655 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,389 Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless environmental training facility. 656 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,310 So we're going swimming on this asteroid. Is that what this is for? 657 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,194 Here at downtown NASA, we call this monster "Armadillo." 658 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,117 Going to be retrofitted with your drilling arm. 659 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,117 She'll turn 800 turbo horses in near-zero gravity. 660 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,792 Mind if we take a look at her now? 661 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,957 All these rubber hoses gotta go, Max. Count 'em up. 662 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,799 Make sure it's short-throw shifters. 663 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,997 Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is. 664 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,999 Plastic ice cream scoop? What'd that cost? About $400. 665 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:59,312 This is about the sorriest group of people I've seen in all my entire military career. 666 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,750 Your space flight's gonna be a brutal assault on your senses. 667 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,998 I'm here to give you a taste of that. NASA's got some of the finest pilots in the world. 668 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,038 They're gonna be suckin' your eyes into the back of your heads. 669 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,874 Go easy on me, okay? It's my first time. 670 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,758 I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying. 671 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,671 [ A.J. Screaming ] 672 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,473 - I'm gonna twist ya. - [ Screaming Continues ] 673 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,195 - I'm gonna flip ya. - What's the matter with you? 674 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,875 Frap your body till your bones hurt. 675 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,838 When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder. 676 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,430 No, take me down! [ Screaming ] 677 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,114 - How's the rest of the crew? - Well, uh-- 678 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,668 Sorry about the rib chunks all over your dashboard. 679 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,198 Don't forget: We gotta X-ray all these-- 680 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,834 - If you had to say, who would you say? - I don't know, Oscar. 681 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,195 - Who do you think you are? - Han Solo. 682 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,878 No, if anybody's anybody, I'm Han. 683 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,797 And you're-- you're Chewbacca. 684 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,593 Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars? 685 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,075 [ Man ] All right, let's go. 686 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,872 Neil Armstrong, 1969, bouncing on the moon. 687 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,197 He's bouncing up there because there's less gravity up there than on Earth. 688 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,033 This will be similar to the asteroid, so watch it. 689 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,913 Something gets launched off that asteroid with enough force, 690 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,270 it's gonna keep on going right into outer space. 691 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,915 What is the deal? ls it just me, or is Watts really hot? 692 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,831 Yeah. 693 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,708 We have these new generation suits with directional accelerant thrusters. 694 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,512 - You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong. - Yeah, think so ? 695 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,198 - Bear! - Yes? 696 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,232 - Do we have a problem? - No. 697 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:41,598 'Cause I'm trying to describe to you how these D.A.T.s keep your ass on the ground. 698 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,790 - So that if I were to kick you in the balls, - Ooh. 699 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,110 and you don't know how to work them, what happens to you? 700 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,629 - I float away. - Yeah. 701 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,479 And when do we start training for that? 702 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,955 Gentlemen, I'll give you 30 seconds to put your helmets on. 703 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,150 Then the oxygen will be sucked out of this vacuum, 704 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,999 and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go! 705 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,510 [ Man On P.A. ] Depressurize in 30 seconds. 706 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,835 Main valves have been activated. 707 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,230 Okay, gentlemen, so here's the flight plan. 708 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,999 Now let's keep the laughter to a minimum. I know this is not to scale. 709 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:32,989 Both shuttles will take off Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. 710 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,475 Now 67 minutes later, 711 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:39,189 you're gonna dock with the Russian space station to meet cosmonaut Andropov... 712 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,198 who will refuel the shuttles with liquid O2. 713 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,748 That's your fuel. Then you'll release... 714 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,519 and take a 60-hour trip toward the moon. 715 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,633 Now we only have one shot of landing on this rock, 716 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,996 and that's precisely when the asteroid passes by the moon. 717 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,873 You'll then use lunar gravity and burn your thrusters, 718 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,231 slingshotting you around the moon, 719 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,635 coming up behind the asteroid. 720 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:06,837 - You'll be upward of 11 Gs. - Yeah, I remember this one. 721 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,191 It's where the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot... 722 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,999 and he strapped himself to an Acme rocket. 723 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,315 - Is-ls that what we're doin' here? - Rockhound. 724 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,874 No, no, really, because it didn't work out too well for the coyote, Harry. 725 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,192 - [ Overlapping Chattering ] - Actually, we have a lot better rockets than the coyote. 726 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,237 Now when you've finished... 727 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,954 your Road Runner thrust move, 728 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,709 you'll be moving at 22,500 miles per hour. 729 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,796 Coming around behind the asteroid, 730 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,798 where we're hoping that the tail debris will be cleared by the moon's gravity. 731 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,990 And you'll land right here. That's it. 732 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,429 We got separate landing sites for each team. 733 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,232 Softest parts of the rock as we can figure. 734 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,955 At NASA, we don't take chances. We double up on everything. 735 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,600 First team that hits 800 feet wins. 736 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:53,554 Now this rock is big, dense. It's got some gravity. You can walk around, 737 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,029 but use your thrusters so you can work easier. 738 00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,119 Okay, Mr Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. 739 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,555 What's it gonna be like up there? 740 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,399 Two hundred degrees in the sunlight. Minus 200 in the shade. 741 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:10,110 Canyons of razor-sharp rock. Unpredictable gravitational conditions. 742 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,959 Unexpected eruptions. Things like that. 743 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,516 Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. 744 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,995 That's all you gotta say: scariest environment imaginable. 745 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,032 Okay, so you drill, you drop the nuke and you leave. 746 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:26,432 Now here's the key. You're gonna remote detonate the bomb... 747 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:30,997 before the asteroid passes this plane, zero barrier. 748 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,715 You do that, and the remaining pieces of rock... 749 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,912 should be deflected enough to pass right by us. 750 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,429 Now if the bomb explodes after zero barrier, 751 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,149 game's over. 752 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,555 Paul, this is Houston, fire your rockets! 753 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,353 - [ Imitating Rocket Blasting ] - Okay, your rockets are maximum. 754 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:54,399 - Oscar! - Hey, Harry. Hey, how's it goin'? 755 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,829 - Have you seen Grace ? - Yeah, she's over in the hangar with A.J. 756 00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,270 Harry, wait a second. Did you say Grace? Okay, I thought you said Bear. 757 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,277 Will you marry me? 758 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,477 Grace is old enough to vote, Harry. 759 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,433 She's old enough to drink or get married if she wants to, get a divorce. 760 00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,512 Let me tell you something, fellas. When I get back, when we get this job done, 761 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,437 I will deal with this in my own way. 762 00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,596 Come on, Harry. It's not like I'm rootin' for A.J. here. 763 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,511 - I'm just sayin', Grace is not a little girl any more. - Hey, Rock. 764 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,431 Wait a minute. Let me get a pencil and a piece of paper. 765 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,351 I wanna jot down all your pearls of wisdom here. 766 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,750 Get serious, Harry. Come on. While we're off trottin' the globe, hunting mud, 767 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,474 Gracie grew up to become a full-blown hottie, you know? 768 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,518 - Harry, she is fully hot. She is-- - She's a babe. 769 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,512 Max, okay, you're talkin' about my little girl, all right ? 770 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,989 I think I know who and what she is, okay ? 771 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,669 Harry, all we're sayin' is, we're talkin' about a kid who's comin' into her own right now. 772 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:32,157 She's gettin' curious about her body, and she's exploring her sexuality. You know what? 773 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,350 - Oscar. - That's a natural thing. 774 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,870 You are about five minutes older than Grace is. Why should I listen to you? 775 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,468 I know what it feels like to have your hormones pullin' you in just... 776 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,397 a thousand different directions. 777 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,432 No disrespect, man, but we all helped to raise her. 778 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:49,712 - So, in part, we all feel like a bunch of daddies here. - That's true. 779 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,510 I'll be damned if I worked all these years so my little girl can marry a roughneck. 780 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,989 She's better than that. 781 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,315 Better than all of us. 782 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:12,269 Harry, just sit back, relax. I'm gonna put on a free Armadillo driving clinic. 783 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,430 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Harry! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 784 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,438 [ Shouting ] 785 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,191 Two shuttle teams. 786 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,154 A.J.'ll be running the drill team with Oscar, Bear and Noonan on the lndependence. 787 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:29,391 I'll run the drill team on Freedom with Chick, Rockhound and Max. 788 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,550 Once we land, we'll have eight hours to get the job done. 789 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:36,037 In order to split this rock on the fault line, we're gonna have to drill to 800 feet. 790 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:40,312 Let's get our game faces on. Now it's time for underwater simulation. 791 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:44,479 [ A.J. ] Come on. Let's keep it up. Let's go. We're the younger team here. 792 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,637 We're on the varsity team. Take it to 11,000. 793 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,513 Okay, gentlemen, we're gonna trick 'em up. My computer will simulate... 794 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:55,316 a gas pocket at 625 feet and then hard iron ferrite at 635. 795 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,233 I'm gonna drill some more. We're takin' her up. 796 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,238 - I'm givin' it more torque right now. - All right, lookin' good, Bear. 797 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,311 Clamp it down. Watch your time, lndependence team. 798 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,868 Thanks, Harry. Would you mind lettin' me run my own team? 799 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,918 - You're gonna blow the tranny. Slow it down, baby. - Take it easy, Bear. 800 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,315 Just relax. She can handle it. 801 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,188 A.J., you're at 600 feet. Your pipe is long. Let's back the R.P.M.s down to 8,000. 802 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,357 - We don't have time for 8,000! - A.J., take it back down. 803 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,630 You're gonna snap the pipe. I don't wanna blow this transmission. 804 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,751 - Damn it, 11,000. - Slow it down, A.J. 805 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,075 Bear, come on. Get on our team for a little bit. 806 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,077 Oh, space cowboy. 807 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,794 - Harry, are you listenin' to this? - Yeah, I'm listenin', Bear. 808 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,117 You don't work for Harry any more, okay? Out there, you gotta listen to me. 809 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,674 When we're on that rocket, you gotta do what I say. 810 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,392 I'm throttling up to another 1,000. 811 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,954 A.J., back it off. You're gonna blow the transmission. 812 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,833 Hey, Harry, would you let me run my team, please? 813 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,309 - R.P.M.s are at red line. - Bear, goddamn it, I know what I'm doing. 814 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,476 Come on. She can handle this. She'll be fine. Trust me. 815 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:51,030 - A.J., back down. - The number one transmission is down. 816 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,914 Oh, son of a-- The computer's wrong, and you know that. 817 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,600 - We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation. 818 00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,757 If you wanna replace a member of the crew, now is the time. 819 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,270 I'll take care of this. Get him out of the tank, Chick. 820 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,717 - You wanna go home? ls that it? You wanna be fired? - No, I don't. 821 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,910 - My crew was doing the right thing. - Your crew? 822 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,036 - Yeah. - Your crew just blew the transmission, A.J.! 823 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,879 Listen, that NASA computer is just playin' it safe. 824 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,712 The machine you built-- the rig-- could do it. 825 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,876 Shut up. Just shut up! Shut your mouth! 826 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,270 Those men in that room have zero tolerance for showin' off, hot doggin', 827 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:29,234 goin' by your gut instinct or you tryin' to be a hero, you got that? 828 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,039 - Say the words, A.J.! - I got it! 829 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,993 - I want my men to have tomorrow night off. - What do you mean "off"? 830 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,755 I mean, off. Out of here. For at least ten hours. Then we'll go to Kennedy. 831 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,677 Well, there's no possible way we can do that, Harry. 832 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,075 There's a potentially huge security risk. What if they talk? 833 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,112 - What if they get hurt? - What if they're too burnt out to do the right thing? 834 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,595 What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for? 835 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,148 You see what's goin' on. These boys are ready to snap. 836 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:53,356 They didn't ask to be here. They got pulled off the street. 837 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,908 For all we know, tomorrow night could be the last night they ever see Earth. 838 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,116 I don't think it's too much to ask to let 'em spend it with their families. 839 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:00,595 - Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel? 840 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:04,998 - Two girls. - Wouldn't you like to spend tomorrow with your girls? 841 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,953 I'm not askin' ya. I'm tellin' ya. 842 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,355 Make this happen. 843 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,710 This is a pretty big loan. Why don't you count the cash? 844 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,631 Nah, this looks like 100 grand to me. 845 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:26,837 I'm givin' you this at 60 percent. I hope you know what you're doin', 846 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,394 because I'll bust your head with a sledgehammer. 847 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,994 - You'll get your money back. - You don't look too healthy. 848 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:33,872 You're not gonna die on me, are ya? 849 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,516 Let's just say, no more than you are. Thanks, Vic. 850 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,919 * Don't wanna close my eyes * 851 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,309 * I don't wanna fall asleep * 852 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,317 * 'Cause I'd miss you, baby * 853 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,317 * And I don't wanna miss a thing * 854 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,231 - You know what I was thinkin'? - What? 855 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,715 I really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker. 856 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,957 - Why? - Well, 'cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie. 857 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:09,550 And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic... 858 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,870 of what makes a cracker a cracker. 859 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,797 I don't know why I thought of that. I just-- 860 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,354 Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk. 861 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:20,632 I got a little animal cracker, Discovery Channel thing happenin' right here. 862 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:25,470 Watch the gazelle, as he grazes through the open plains. 863 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:29,479 Now look, as the cheetah approaches. 864 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,672 Watch, as he stalks his prey. 865 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,439 Now, the gazelle's a little spooked, 866 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:40,036 and he could head north to the ample sustenance... 867 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,833 provided by the mountainous peaks above. 868 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,990 [ Imitating Gazelle ] 869 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,395 He could go south. 870 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,759 The gazelle now faces man's most perilous question: 871 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,150 North... 872 00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,158 or south? 873 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:03,313 Way down under. 874 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,715 - Tune in next week. - [ Giggling ] 875 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,351 Baby, 876 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,358 do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world... 877 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:19,150 is doing this very same thing at this very same moment? 878 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,390 I hope so. 879 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,114 Otherwise, what the hell are we tryin' to save? 880 00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,911 * Don't wanna close my eyes * 881 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,953 * I don't wanna fall asleep 'cause I'd miss you, baby * 882 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,993 * And I don't wanna miss a thing ** 883 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,556 Hey. 884 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,511 What are you doing here? 885 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,751 I was just passin' by on the, uh-- 886 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,836 I came-- 887 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,157 Who's he? 888 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,874 That man's a salesman. 889 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,036 Would you go inside? 890 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:10,997 Thank you. 891 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,315 [ Door Opens ] 892 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,635 - He got big. - [ Door Closes ] 893 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:22,590 You can't come around like this. The court says you can't. 894 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:26,269 - It confuses him. - No, I know. I just-- 895 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,595 I wanted to say... 896 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,319 that I'm sorry... 897 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,432 about everything. 898 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:38,997 I got somethin' comin' up. It's somethin' kinda big. 899 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,873 You just might be proud of me. 900 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,958 Would you do somethin' for me? Would you just give him this? 901 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:48,914 You don't have to-- You don't have to tell him who it's from. Just-- 902 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,710 * Everybody talkin' about what it is, what it ain't * 903 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,910 * Kiss on the devil and you piss off a saint * 904 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,833 * But it can't be love if you don't have to crawl * 905 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,838 * You say you only love him but you got to have it all * 906 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:10,356 Hey, Noonan, you need ten grand? 907 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,635 We gotta put these girls through college. 908 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,512 I love this astronaut stuff. 909 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,517 Good work, if you can get it. 910 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,074 Yeah, I'm just in town doin' a little astronaut training. 911 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,192 Ooh ! Astronauta. 912 00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,117 Ah, si. I'm a mission specialist. 913 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:27,516 - Yes, and what's that mean? - I don't know. 914 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:33,317 Hey! Who the hell do you think you guys are? 915 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,317 - You're hoggin' all the action. - Hey, pinhead. 916 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,749 Why don't you go find your own party? 917 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,359 Why don't you spread the wealth, pal? 918 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,118 Here. Why don't you go buy yourself a neck? 919 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:42,832 Hey, Mr Clean! 920 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,997 - [ Women Screaming ] - [ Yelling ] 921 00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,272 - Call NASA! They'll confirm it! We're astronauts! - Get over there. Yeah, yeah. 922 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,278 - Yeah, we're astronauts! - Yeah, we're all astronauts. 923 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,955 You are so messing with national security right now, man. You are fired tomorrow morning. 924 00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,679 I'm telling ya. I'll get the C.I.A. and the F.B.I. 925 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,716 You'll be workin' security at Toys 'R' Us. 926 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,631 - Oh, oh, baby, no, no. No, no! - Bye-bye, little astronaut. 927 00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:07,474 Oh, don't leave, baby. No, no, no. See, I'm goin' into space, and I'm not comin' back. 928 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,991 It's coming in at 30,000 miles an hour! 929 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,795 - Give me a projected impact. - East Asia, 11 minutes. 930 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,190 - We're gonna have to warn-- - Warn who? The entire South Pacific? 931 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,873 [ People Chattering ln Chinese Dialect ] 932 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,796 [ Loud Rumbling ] 933 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,398 [ People Screaming ] 934 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,551 [ Phone Rings ] 935 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,997 So the whole world knows. 936 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,760 Tell me you've never let anybody down before. 937 00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,956 I never quit yet. 938 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:23,430 - How's that? - I guess that'll have to do. 939 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,755 You know somethin'? 940 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:29,753 I still remember the first, middle and last name... 941 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:33,469 of every guy that qualified for the astronaut programme first year I was here. 942 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:38,276 Thanks. I went into the engineering programme. Kinda had to. 943 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,960 But boy, I wanted to go up there. 944 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,436 I wanted to be one of those guys with a mission patch on my arm. 945 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,436 I tell you, I'd be on that shuttle with you, Harry, if I could. 946 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,875 [ Laughs ] 947 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,320 You don't want to be up in that shuttle any more than I do. 948 00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,589 Good luck in Florida tomorrow. 949 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:03,599 [ Female Newscaster #1 ] The death of 50,000 people in Shanghai yesterday has rattled-- 950 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:06,712 [ Male Newscaster #1 ] A French satellite has tracked an object in space-- 951 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,314 [ Female Newscaster #2 ] Sources are estimating that the tidal wave was five-- 952 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,237 [ Male Newscaster #2 ] This is CNN, live in Florida. 953 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,999 We have just learned that NASA is on a full-scale military alert. 954 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,112 They're calling this a global killer. 955 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,077 [ Female Newscaster #3 ] The government has been very tight-lipped throughout this-- 956 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,430 [ Female Newscaster #4 ] The Pentagon is getting involved at this point... 957 00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:25,115 with some kind of a project involving NASA and perhaps a shuttle mission-- 958 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:29,193 Senior Pentagon officials refused comment, adding fuel to the speculation... 959 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,436 that there could be a very serious problem. 960 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,075 [ Truman ] We have a special team of astronauts that arrived in Florida this evening. 961 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:39,352 NASA's in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese... 962 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:44,116 and French space agencies on the most massive joint space venture in history. 963 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,434 Gracie? 964 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,756 Got your note. 965 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:08,110 - What're you doin' out here, honey? - Um, just thinkin'. 966 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,077 Yeah. 967 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,037 I, um, want to apologize to you for-- 968 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:15,232 Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all. 969 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:20,559 I-l sh-- I shouldn't have dragged you around on all those oil rigs. 970 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,274 I just-- 971 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,914 I don't think that I did the right thing with you. 972 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,356 You're wrong. I love my life. 973 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,550 I love everything about my life. 974 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:34,433 And I don't blame you for my mother leaving. 975 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,272 She left us both. 976 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,391 And I love you. 977 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,278 And don't talk like you're not comin' back. 978 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,113 Promise me that you'll come back. 979 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,317 - Okay. - Say, "l promise." 980 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,517 I promise, Grace. 981 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,954 It's gonna be all right, Grace. 982 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,514 If it's not too much trouble, 983 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,751 can you please bring my fiancee home with you? 984 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,552 Oh, Jesus. 985 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,915 The president will be addressing the nation and all of you personally within the hour. 986 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,197 Astronauts. 987 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,231 I'll see you in a couple days, honey. 988 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:12,319 * All my bags are packed * 989 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,073 * I'm ready to go * 990 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:19,557 - * I'm standin' here outside your door * - ** [ Humming ] 991 00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:22,513 * I hate to wake you up * 992 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,989 * To say goodbye * 993 00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:29,193 * So kiss me and smile for me * 994 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,198 * Let me know you'll wait for me * 995 00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:36,518 * Hold me like you'll never let me go * 996 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,996 [ Grunting ] * 'Cause I'm leavin' * 997 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,475 * On a jet plane * 998 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,750 * Don't know when I'll be back again * 999 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:49,197 * Leavin' on a jet plane * 1000 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,756 * I don't know when I'll be back again * 1001 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:56,276 * Leavin' on a jet plane * 1002 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:59,432 * I don't know when I'll be back again * 1003 00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:02,028 - * Leavin' on a jet plane Don't know when I'll be back again * - So, Truman, 1004 01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:05,112 this is who you found to save the planet. 1005 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:07,549 - Frost, you good to go? - Mm-hmm. One-- One sec. 1006 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,750 - * Leavin' on a jet plane * -That boy don't take anything seriously. 1007 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:14,436 Yeah. Reminds me of a guy I used to know. 1008 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,915 - * Aah * - * Leavin' on a jet plane * 1009 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,639 - * I don't know when I'll be back again * - I'm marrying you. 1010 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:24,157 - Bet your ass you are. - * Leavin' on a jet plane * 1011 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,430 * I don't know when I'll be back again ** 1012 01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,438 [ Crowd Cheering ] 1013 01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,514 I address you tonight, 1014 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:47,030 not as the President of the United States, 1015 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,233 not as the leader of a country, 1016 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,920 but as a citizen of humanity. 1017 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:59,357 We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. 1018 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:05,470 The Bible calls this day Armageddon, the end of all things. 1019 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:09,678 And yet, for the first time... 1020 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,268 in the history of the planet, 1021 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,794 a species has the technology... 1022 01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:18,959 - to prevent its own extinction. - [ Translator On TV ] 1023 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:22,709 All of you praying with us need to know... 1024 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:27,038 that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster... 1025 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,951 is being called into service. 1026 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,356 The human thirst for excellence, 1027 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,750 - [ Translator On Radio ] - knowledge, 1028 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:42,429 every step up the ladder of science, 1029 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:47,190 every adventurous reach into space, 1030 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:52,638 all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought, 1031 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,154 have provided us the tools... 1032 01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:58,391 to wage this terrible battle. 1033 01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,750 - Through all the chaos that is our history, - [ Translator On TV ] 1034 01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:05,356 through all of the wrongs and the discord, through all of the pain and suffering, 1035 01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:10,395 through all of our times, there is one thing that has... 1036 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:13,074 - nourished our souls... - Mom, that salesman's on TV. 1037 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,594 and elevated our species above its origins, 1038 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:18,029 and that is our courage. 1039 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:21,192 Dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight... 1040 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,880 on those 14 brave souls... 1041 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,275 travelling into the heavens. 1042 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:28,755 That man's not a salesman. 1043 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,910 - That's your daddy. - And may we all, 1044 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:34,715 citizens the world over, see these events through. 1045 01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:39,311 Godspeed and good luck to you. 1046 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,794 Freedom crew. Independence crew. 1047 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,790 - How ya feelin' ? - Uh, good, you know. 1048 01:02:56,920 --> 01:03:00,959 I mean, considering I've never been this scared in my entire life. I-- You know-- 1049 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:04,476 Listen. Once you get up there, you're gonna be on your own. 1050 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:08,439 - If anything should happen, I just wanted to-- - I know, Harry. 1051 01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,080 I'll, uh, try not to disappoint you. 1052 01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:14,757 Take care of yourself, kid. 1053 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:24,390 [ Man #1 ] Freedom's on the bridge. Attention in the firing room. 1054 01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:29,310 - Oxidizer loading is complete. - [ Man #2 ] lndependence on the bridge. 1055 01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:33,956 [ Man #1 ] Attention all personnel. We are T minus two hours to the programme goal. 1056 01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:44,314 - Hey, Harry. - [ Harry ] Yeah, Rock? 1057 01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:47,637 You know, we're sittin' on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon... 1058 01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,598 and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts... 1059 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,950 built by the lowest bidder. [ Grunts ] 1060 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:57,198 - Makes you feel good, doesn't it? - Yeah. 1061 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,515 - How ya doin', Oscar? - Great. 1062 01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,915 I got that excited, scared feelin'-- 1063 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:07,032 Iike 98 percent excited, 2 percent scared. 1064 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,908 Maybe more. It could be 2-- It could be 98 percent scared, 2 percent excited. 1065 01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:16,512 But that's what makes it so intense, is it's so confused. I can't really figure it out. 1066 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:19,359 Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out? 1067 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,271 I mean, almost to the point of cutting off circulation. 1068 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,033 - [ Harnesses Clattering ] - Ow. 1069 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:27,038 It must be a comfort to know that if the space programme goes under, 1070 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,310 you can always get a job at Helga's House of Pain, huh? 1071 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,795 All right. Flight directors on with the go/no-go for launch. 1072 01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,189 - Retro. Booster. - Go flight. - Go flight. 1073 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,840 - Ecos. Trajectory. - Go flight. - Go flight. 1074 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,474 - FIDO. EVA. - Go flight. - Go flight. 1075 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,915 - CAPCOM Freedom. CAPCOM lndependence. - Go flight. 1076 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,231 - Go flight. - All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's pucker time. 1077 01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:49,757 Independence and Freedom, this is Kennedy firing room. We're T minus one minute. 1078 01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:54,158 All crew members, close and lock your visors. 1079 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:57,716 Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count. 1080 01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,712 T minus 31. You're go for auto-sequence start. 1081 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:03,195 P.L.T.s, perform your A.P.U. pre-start. 1082 01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:08,513 Okay, gentlemen, you're our warriors up there. God be with you. 1083 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,915 You're already heroes. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. 1084 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,031 [ Man Chattering On Radio ] 1085 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,390 We're T minus 20 seconds. 1086 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,511 [ Chattering Continues ] 1087 01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:21,633 Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. 1088 01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:25,594 Four. Three. Two. One. 1089 01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:29,559 - [ Roaring ] - We have main engine start. 1090 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:32,029 - We have booster ignition. - We're going. 1091 01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:34,674 And liftoff. 1092 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:47,157 - Freedom, this is flight deck. - [ Sharp On Radio ] 1093 01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:48,992 Roger, Freedom. You're looking good. 1094 01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:06,150 - We have go for lndependence. - Three. Two. One. 1095 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:09,158 - Independence, we have booster ignition. - [ Chattering Continues ] 1096 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:12,795 - We have liftoff. - We are cooking, Houston. 1097 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,829 Houston, the tower is clear. They're all yours. 1098 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,831 [ Cheering ] 1099 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,918 - [ Shuttles Roaring ] - Heads up, everybody. They're ours now. 1100 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,151 - All engines are go. - Keep a sharp eye out on both of 'em. 1101 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:47,357 [ Radio Chatter Continues ] 1102 01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,429 [ Sharp ] Start roll manoeuvre. 1103 01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:06,231 - Two good roll programmes. - One down. - Independence, we have max cue. 1104 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,151 Roger, Control. We are a max cue. 1105 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,475 - S.R.B. sep-- - [ Engines Roaring ] 1106 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:19,671 - We are single-engine, press, demi-go. - Copy, press, demi-go. 1107 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,796 Houston, this is a kick-ass ride! 1108 01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:30,392 Freedom, this is Houston. Main engine cut out on schedule. Out. 1109 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,074 [ Engines Cut Out ] 1110 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,270 Freedom, stats are good. 1111 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:49,433 - Independence, telemetry is up and running. - Oh, my God. 1112 01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:53,149 This is space! 'Course, we're just in the beginning part of space. 1113 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,669 We-We haven't gotten to outer space yet. 1114 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:58,911 Roger, Houston. We have a visual on the Russian space station. Initiating retro burn. 1115 01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:04,950 Gentlemen, remember the Russian space station has been up there for 11 years. 1116 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:07,310 Most of us don't have cars that old. 1117 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:11,075 Now, the cosmonaut on board has been on that tin can for 18 months, alone. 1118 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,278 So don't be surprised if he's a little... off. 1119 01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,999 - Independence, we're gonna put you-- - All right, crew. 1120 01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:20,752 - Let's exit these flight suits. - [ Laughing ] 1121 01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:22,879 [ Russian Accent ] Hello. 1122 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:26,635 This is Russian space station. Can you hear me ? 1123 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,718 [ Speaks Russian ] We copy, Russian space station. This is Houston. 1124 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:33,190 I'm ready to fire my thrusters any time. 1125 01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:36,596 - Stand by. - Okay. I'm not going anywhere. 1126 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:39,478 We have a go. Initiate gravitational spin. 1127 01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:44,315 - [ Chattering On Radio ] - [ Thrusters Roaring ] 1128 01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:49,317 - You are maxed at 40-percent spin. - [ Moans ] 1129 01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:53,160 Okay, Houston. 1130 01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:57,796 I can feel I'm having gravity. 1131 01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,639 All right, gentlemen. We're gonna dock in a minute. 1132 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,551 Now, the Russian space station has fired her rockets... 1133 01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:04,870 - Whee ! - to simulate gravity and let us work faster. 1134 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,036 It's gonna make you queasy, so prepare yourself. 1135 01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:11,352 - Well, it's about time. I haven't thrown up in about an hour. - [ Laughing ] 1136 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:17,432 Initiating first phase of docking procedure. 1137 01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,518 - Switching to manual. - Manual override. 1138 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:30,397 One foot per second. Let's take this slow and do it right, folks. Twenty feet. 1139 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:34,588 - [ Blipping ] - Ten feet. 1140 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:38,838 Looking good on radar. Five feet. 1141 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:42,674 [ Clanking, Hissing ] 1142 01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:46,230 Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go. 1143 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,153 Freedom, telemetry is looking good. 1144 01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,430 - [ Hissing ] - We have soft dock. 1145 01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:54,870 [ Sharp ] Fuel teams, prepare to unload. 1146 01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:00,237 All right, gentlemen, watch your heads. 1147 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:02,157 Let's go, lndependence. 1148 01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:07,393 Colonel. 1149 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,273 ** [ Russian Folk ] 1150 01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:20,153 Where is he? Anybody home? 1151 01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:22,834 Welcome, everybody! 1152 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:29,277 I am not gas station. This is sophisticated laboratory. I'm in charge. 1153 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,358 So do not be touching anything. 1154 01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:35,552 - I need one-- I need you. - Go with him. 1155 01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,432 I need you. Hurry up. Hurry up. Come on. Come on. 1156 01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:42,196 It's very important you watch the fuel gauge, okay? Put on cold suit. 1157 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,953 - Countdown clock will hold at-- - Copy that, Houston. Prepping for fuel transfer. 1158 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,349 Countdown clock will hold at T minus 20 minutes and-- 1159 01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:49,590 Fuel pod is down there. 1160 01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:51,796 It's down here, huh? Great. 1161 01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:53,836 [ Hissing ] 1162 01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:56,758 [ All Chattering ] 1163 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:03,789 Okay, let's connect these fuel lines. 1164 01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:08,795 Freedom on the left, lndependence on the right. 1165 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:10,711 All right. We're goin' left here. 1166 01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:17,750 To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. One fifty, okay. 1167 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:22,709 One sixty, okay. Two hundred, bad disaster for space station. 1168 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:28,113 So if you watch 200, you call for Lev, on, and you see here number one. Off. 1169 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,839 You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down. 1170 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:35,675 - What's Lev ? - I am Lev Andropov, colonel of Russian space agency. 1171 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:38,877 In Russia I'm a very big man. 1172 01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:42,032 - We're ready to transfer. - I'm coming. No problem. 1173 01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:44,429 [ All Chattering ] 1174 01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:46,954 You. You. You there! 1175 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:50,755 - Hard locked. - Ready for transfusion! 1176 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:53,633 - [ Beeps ] - [ Hissing ] 1177 01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:00,954 [ Lev ] Fuel is pumping. 1178 01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:06,874 Hey, Lev, the, uh, the-the pressure's climbing. 1179 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,797 [ A.J. Continues, Radio Static Hissing ] 1180 01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:10,831 Still, we're on fuel transference. 1181 01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:13,070 Don't touch my uncle. You know? 1182 01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:14,991 He's a genius of my family. 1183 01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:19,756 - [ Hissing ] - Lev ! Can anybody hear me ? Guys ? Hello, guys ! 1184 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:22,348 - [ No Audio ] - He used to work for a big bomb factory. 1185 01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:25,113 He used to make the tip of the bomb, the thing... 1186 01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:27,998 that finds, uh, New York or Washington, you know? 1187 01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:31,874 - Ooh. - Check your hoses. We got some thermal variation. 1188 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,389 Stamper, let's look at the couplings, back on the shuttle. 1189 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:40,073 Okay. Shut down. Uh-- 1190 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:43,112 [ Grunting ] 1191 01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:45,071 [ Motors Grinding Down ] 1192 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:47,310 Uh-- Guys ! 1193 01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:49,595 [ Sharp ] What's that noise? 1194 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:54,192 Oh, no! God! 1195 01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:58,276 What is it? 1196 01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:00,470 [ Shouting ln Russian ] Leak! Leak! 1197 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:05,397 Get your men back to the shuttle! Go! 1198 01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:09,557 Go! Hurry up! Get out of there! 1199 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,871 - You know, this really smarts! - Pull lever! 1200 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,639 This is the lever! 1201 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:19,349 - Colonel, we must get him out of there! - A.J., come on out! 1202 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:24,157 - Aah! Aah! - Hurry! Hurry! 1203 01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:28,991 Emergency break away! 1204 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:31,873 We got a fire in the fuel pod! 1205 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:38,388 - Come on! - Come on! Get in here! A.J.'s stuck in the fuel pod! 1206 01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:42,596 - We're losing it! - [ All Shouting ] 1207 01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:50,355 [ All Shouting ] 1208 01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:55,351 Control, this is lndependence. I am seeing vibration-- 1209 01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:58,872 [ All Shouting ] 1210 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:01,315 - Malloy, talk to me! - Not good. We got sparks and fire in the fuel pod. 1211 01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:03,670 Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now! 1212 01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:05,591 Dump the hoses now! We're going! 1213 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:09,434 - What happened? Let me shut off the O2 feed! - Harry, it's burnin' up! 1214 01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,875 Damn! Max, Rock, get in here! 1215 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,070 Get down there and crack these pipes over here! 1216 01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:16,754 - Harry, it's burnin' up! - We're goin' back for the other team! 1217 01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:20,799 - [ Chatter On Radio ] - [ Man ] Switch on the personnel locators. 1218 01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:23,150 Trackin' A.J. He's climbin'. 1219 01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:25,595 - No! - Go! Go! 1220 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:29,275 It's too late! Get back to the shuttle! This thing's gonna blow! 1221 01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:31,590 No! 1222 01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:35,998 Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch! 1223 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,389 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We got a man in there! 1224 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:41,159 - Open that door, and we'll all die! - Fuel leak! 1225 01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:43,953 [ All Shouting ] 1226 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,554 Evac now! Let's go! Let's go! 1227 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:51,990 Come on back! No, wait! The door is broken! 1228 01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:55,629 - No ! - They got the fire sealed in the fuel pod. 1229 01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:57,790 - They locked it down. - [ Man On P.A. ] Tracking men to the shuttle. 1230 01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:59,831 They've still got two men trapped in there! 1231 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:05,798 Keep running! The shuttle's another 75 feet! Where's the rest of the team? 1232 01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,070 - [ All Shouting ] - Where's A.J.? 1233 01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:10,589 - A.J.'s gone! - We're not leavin' without A.J.! 1234 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:13,439 He's gone! It's too late! 1235 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:16,791 Come on! This way is our only chance! 1236 01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:19,269 So it's minus hundred! 1237 01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:22,392 Very cold. Hold breath, or lung freezes! 1238 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:30,877 - [ Shouting ] - Get back to the shuttle! And lock that door! 1239 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:35,636 [ All Shouting ] 1240 01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:39,998 - It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! - It's them or all of us! 1241 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:42,833 - It's on fire. - Full thrust. - We're gonna get hit. 1242 01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:49,632 [ Rattling, Hissing ] 1243 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,796 [ Gasping ] 1244 01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:03,556 Lev! Lev, the door's gonna blow! 1245 01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:05,591 No! 1246 01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:11,751 - Oh! - We're going! It's gonna blow! 1247 01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:16,954 -A.J.'s still in there! -Blow the locks. No, the bolts! -We've gotta-- 1248 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:21,278 - I think we're almost there! - [ All Shouting ] 1249 01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:23,960 Flight, lndependence does not have A.J. They're gonna close the door without him. 1250 01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:25,871 [ Man ] Tracking. They're 75 feet from the shuttle. 1251 01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:28,679 - Just tell 'em to air lock the door and go! - Dog the hatch now! 1252 01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,711 - Close it! - [ Explosion ] 1253 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,955 - Ho-- - [ Exploding ] 1254 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:41,511 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel! That thing's comin' right for-- We got to move! 1255 01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:49,196 Hurry up! There's the shuttle door! [ Shouting ] 1256 01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:51,959 Fire's coming at us! Close the door now! 1257 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,877 Go! Go! Go! 1258 01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:10,117 Freedom, the lndependence crew is on board and accounted for. 1259 01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:14,074 - We're even heavy one cosmonaut. - They got 90 percent of their fuel. 1260 01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:16,116 Pretty intense, huh? 1261 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:19,351 That's why I told you, "Touch nothing." 1262 01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:21,431 But you're bunch of cowboys. 1263 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,274 So while the consciousness of the planet is unified, 1264 01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:31,955 focused on the NASA mission taking place right now in the vast ocean of space, 1265 01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:34,838 - [ Speaking Russian ] - we're now in the final hours of the mission, 1266 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:37,878 as the Freedom and lndependence prepare to slingshot around the moon. 1267 01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:49,550 Morning, guys. It's time to suit up, I guess. 1268 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,471 Uh, we got a big day. 1269 01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:55,189 - Eighteen seconds to radio interrupt. - Booster sequence confirmed. 1270 01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:58,238 This is Houston. Roger that, Freedom. We copy. 1271 01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:00,436 Shuttles are ready for the burn around the moon. 1272 01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:02,670 Radio contact terminated. We're out. 1273 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:07,231 Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now. 1274 01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:14,834 So this is the part where we're supposed to just... 1275 01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:17,434 hold on real tight and, uh, hope we don't die. 1276 01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:20,796 - Stand by for lunar roll. - High inclination. Lunar orbit. 1277 01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:25,480 You boys got those wills filled out correctly? 1278 01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:43,676 All right, men, this is what we trained for. Now just suck it up! 1279 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,473 On the mark. Five. Four. 1280 01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:49,034 Three. Two. One. 1281 01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:01,634 - Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal. 1282 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:03,557 How would you know? [ Groaning ] 1283 01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:05,955 - Fourteen thousand miles an hour. - Four Gs. 1284 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:09,072 - Ahh! - How long does this last? - Six Gs. 1285 01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:15,112 - Fifteen thousand. - Really heavy, man! - This isn't normal. 1286 01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:17,470 - What do you mean, "this isn't normal"? - This is way worse! 1287 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,636 Eight Gs. Hang tight! 1288 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:24,032 We're not gonna make it! Oh, we're gonna die! 1289 01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:26,276 Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here. 1290 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:30,029 - [ All Groaning ] - This is too fast! 1291 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:37,914 - Ten Gs! - [ Groaning Continues ] 1292 01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:47,638 - [ Groaning ] - [ Laughing ] 1293 01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:52,475 [ Sharp ] We're maxed at 22,500! 1294 01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:55,358 - [ Groaning ] - [ Rattling Ceases ] 1295 01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:58,551 [ Exhales ] 1296 01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:03,876 We have acquisition of signal from lndependence and Freedom. 1297 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,231 - [ Relieved Chattering ] - We're in, guys. All right. Welcome back, team. 1298 01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:09,555 We have visual of the target, Houston. 1299 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:20,510 You see that? 1300 01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:28,479 - Wow. - [ Computer Blipping ] 1301 01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:31,916 - Come in, lndependence. - [ Sharp ] Houston, you gotta see this to believe it. 1302 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:38,236 Okay, team, let's take 'em in. Okay, Quincy, how much tail debris do we have? 1303 01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:40,430 [ Man ] Freedom, turn on FOD radar. 1304 01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:43,034 - FOD radar on. - [ Blipping ] 1305 01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:48,151 Everybody, hang on. This could get a little rough. Engaging evasive radar. 1306 01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:57,275 Hold on! 1307 01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:09,237 Goddamn! We got debris! 1308 01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:13,030 [ Watts ] We're dumping auxiliary boosters. 1309 01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:28,832 - Houston, do you read me? - We got debris! 1310 01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:36,634 We're goin' in! We're comin' in hot! 1311 01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:39,911 Independence, try to maintain your present heading. You've got a target L.Z. 1312 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:43,032 - There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative! 1313 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,389 - [ Loud Crashing ] - We're hit! 1314 01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:53,352 - Mayday, mayday ! - I've lost main thrusters. Get 'em back up ! 1315 01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,675 Mayday, Houston, mayday! We've lost R.C.S. thrusters! 1316 01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:59,634 Mayday, Freedom, mayday! We are out of control! We are going down! 1317 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:01,950 Do you read me? Freedom, we are going down! 1318 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:12,033 - [ All Shouting ] - [ Thrusters Roaring ] 1319 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:16,670 - We're gonna hit! - [ Blipping ] 1320 01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:29,719 Everybody, go to your own life support! Lock yourself in the cargo bay! 1321 01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:36,315 We are going down! Houston! Houston, we are going down! We have lost control! 1322 01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:38,908 I can't get it on! 1323 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:43,511 - Good luck, Freedom. - Oh, my God, this is it. 1324 01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:48,315 - [ Blipping ] - [ All Screaming ] 1325 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:03,471 [ Lev Shouting ln Russian ] 1326 01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:22,829 [ Screams ] 1327 01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:34,553 Sharp, what the hell is that? ls that the lndependence? 1328 01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:43,516 [ Sharp ] Houston, lndependence is a dead stick. They're not gonna make it. 1329 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:58,355 Houston, lndependence has gone down. 1330 01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:12,189 When I touch this baby down, full reverse thrust. 1331 01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:15,232 - Fires on your right, Sharp! - Reversing the thrusters! - [ Thrusters Roaring ] 1332 01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:18,709 Hang tight! Hang tight! 1333 01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:22,230 Houston, we overshot our landing field. We overshot our landing field. 1334 01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:24,197 Oh, no! 1335 01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:32,875 - [ Grunting ] - [ Ice Smashing ] 1336 01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:38,758 [ Shouting ] 1337 01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:45,875 - God! - Aah! 1338 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:51,478 - [ Crashing Stops ] - [ Whimpering, Panting ] 1339 01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:57,435 - [ Whimpering ] - [ Panting ] 1340 01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:03,838 Initiate system light system check. Make sure we can still get off this rock. 1341 01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:07,708 Our electrical system is screwed. I'm going to back-up. Fuel seals check. 1342 01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:11,674 - Engine seals check. Pressure seals check. - Oh, God. Oh! 1343 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:18,790 - Anyone hurt? - [ Panting ] Where's-- 1344 01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:22,833 Where's the other shuttle? What happened to the other shuttle? 1345 01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:25,912 - Independence is off the grid. - "Off the grid"? 1346 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,560 What are you, a freakin' cyborg? What does that mean? 1347 01:25:28,680 --> 01:25:31,240 Hey, you saw it yourself, right? 1348 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,191 They're gone. 1349 01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:37,916 Come in, Freedom. This is CAPCOM Houston. Freedom, come in. 1350 01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:41,271 This is CAPCOM Houston. Come in, Freedom. 1351 01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:44,830 - God! - Let's just ask God to take care of our friends. 1352 01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:51,794 - May they rest in peace. - Amen. 1353 01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:54,553 [ Computers Blipping ] 1354 01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:01,836 - We got eight hours. - [ Gasps ] 1355 01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:04,030 Let's get this job done and go home. 1356 01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:05,991 Nothin'. 1357 01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:09,237 Come on, Watts, Sharp, somebody. 1358 01:26:09,320 --> 01:26:12,039 This is CAPCOM Houston. 1359 01:26:12,160 --> 01:26:16,836 Come in, Freedom. Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston. 1360 01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:21,875 - Maybe you shouldn't be here. - I don't have anywhere else to go. 1361 01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:24,030 Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston. 1362 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,633 All right, let's get the tools unpacked and fire up the Armadillo. 1363 01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:31,718 - We're not getting a damn thing on the inertial nav system. - I know where we are. 1364 01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:34,479 Please step away. Radio signal's dead. 1365 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,397 I'm flipping the backup generator. 1366 01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:38,750 Radio signal's gonna be cut in half till we get main power back. 1367 01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:44,159 We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H-32, give or take a few yards. 1368 01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:48,836 - Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles. - How the hell do you know that? 1369 01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:52,509 - Because I'm a genius. - The gauges will not read. 1370 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:55,108 They're all peaked, like we're plugged into some magnetic field. 1371 01:26:55,240 --> 01:26:57,595 - Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why ? - [ Sharp ] By all means. 1372 01:26:57,720 --> 01:27:00,029 The reason we were shooting for grid 8 is because... 1373 01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:03,152 thermographics indicated that grid 9 was compressed iron ferrite. 1374 01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:07,273 Which means that you landed us on a goddamn iron plate. 1375 01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:12,955 All right. Well, you heard the man. Let's wheel out the remote satellite link. 1376 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:16,914 - We need that radio. - Oh, God, please tell me we still got one of 'em. 1377 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:20,117 - [ Computers Beeping ] - [ Man ] lndependence has flat-lined. 1378 01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:22,555 [ Weeping ] 1379 01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:51,113 [ Sighs, Grunting ] 1380 01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:02,432 Oh. Oh. 1381 01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:05,154 Oscar! Oscar! 1382 01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:10,397 Oh, God! 1383 01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:14,557 Hello! Anyone! 1384 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:19,031 Is anyone else alive? Somebody, help me! 1385 01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:23,433 A.J.! 1386 01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:26,597 - Where are you? - I'm here. 1387 01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:29,632 [ Grunting ] 1388 01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:33,469 Lev, there's no one else. 1389 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:36,398 - There's no one else. - I know. 1390 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:38,988 - [ Bear ] Oh, man. 1391 01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:41,992 - [ A.J. ] Bear, where are you? - [ Bear ] A.J.? A.J.? 1392 01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:46,273 - [ Bear ] I'm in the shuttle, man. - [ Grunts ] 1393 01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:50,154 - Are you all right? - I'm so glad to see you, man. 1394 01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:54,068 I never thought I'd be so happy to see your ugly face. 1395 01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:58,239 - Houston, do you read? This is Freedom. - [ Sharp ] Check your thrusters. 1396 01:28:58,360 --> 01:29:01,909 - [ Watts ] Houston, do you copy? - [ Sharp ] ls everyone good to go? 1397 01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:13,391 Wow. 1398 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:26,279 [ Harry ] Down here! ln the valley! 1399 01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:28,994 This place is like Dr Seuss's worst nightmare. 1400 01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:33,830 Let's get the remote satellite. We'll get better reception up there. 1401 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:37,077 [ Harry ] Bring Max down. Watch yourself through here, Max. 1402 01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:40,357 - There're a couple big fissures. - To the left ! 1403 01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:43,552 Bring it to the left! 1404 01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:49,752 [ Harry ] Rockhound, you come on down here and take some readings down in the flat spot. 1405 01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:53,594 - [ Beeping ] - Iron ferrite. 1406 01:29:57,240 --> 01:30:01,552 - I have fire. - [ Harry ] Watts, I'm comin' back. Stand by. 1407 01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:05,428 - Mostly iron, Rockhound. - God, I hate knowing everything. 1408 01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:08,393 We couldn't have picked a worse spot to drill. 1409 01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:12,308 Well, I can pretty much guarantee it's not gonna be thicker than 50 feet. 1410 01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:15,198 - How do you figure that? - 'Cause if it is, we're screwed. 1411 01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:19,948 - Max, you good? - Yeah. Just makin' hole. 1412 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:23,112 - Turn it around. - [ Max ] Friggin' outer space. 1413 01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:27,191 It's good. 1414 01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:37,270 All right. We're in. Another light. We're cuttin' through pretty good. 1415 01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:40,636 There's some stuff in here I ain't never seen. 1416 01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:43,632 - All right, let's punch it down! - [ Metal Creaking ] 1417 01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:47,076 - Hey, Harry, did you see that? - Yeah, Max, I see it. I see it. What is it? 1418 01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:49,316 - We lost the bite in the bit. - All right. Back it off. Back it off. 1419 01:30:49,440 --> 01:30:51,556 Goddamn it! 1420 01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:55,992 Sounds like we twisted a shank. Back it out of there, Max. Good. Good. Hold 'er there. 1421 01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:02,869 Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy. 1422 01:31:02,960 --> 01:31:06,873 - We've all seen broken drill heads before. - Not after ten feet. 1423 01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:09,793 - I never seen one. - Well, now you've seen one. 1424 01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:12,195 - What do you want? - Unpack the Judge. 1425 01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:16,670 [ A.J. ] Bear, Lev. 1426 01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:19,917 [ Lev ] We're only three astronauts left now. 1427 01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:23,669 [ A.J. ] We're not astronauts. We're oil drillers. We're not even supposed to be here. 1428 01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:26,797 What? You're not astronaut? 1429 01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:29,070 I'm getting us outta here. Get in. 1430 01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:31,515 - Why ? - Just get in the Armadillo. I have an idea. 1431 01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:33,830 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1432 01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:36,349 Houston, do you copy ? Freedom shuttle has-- 1433 01:31:36,480 --> 01:31:39,677 - [ Radio Static Hissing ] - We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here. 1434 01:31:39,760 --> 01:31:42,877 [ Watts ] Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1435 01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:45,394 - Thank God we have you, Freedom. - Freedom, this is Houston. Go ahead. 1436 01:31:45,480 --> 01:31:48,278 - Don't lose 'em, Malloy. - Sharp, I'm getting something. 1437 01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:51,193 - Houston, this is Freedom. We have landed safely. - Where are they? 1438 01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:53,550 We are at site coordinates approximately 15H-32-- 1439 01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:55,517 - Okay, I want to know everything we can about that location. - Got it. 1440 01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:58,279 - Get it before we lose 'em. - We're also having electric and antenna difficulties. 1441 01:31:58,400 --> 01:32:01,790 - Walter, get Mechanical on that. - But we have commenced drilling. 1442 01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:04,480 - Stevens, we're losin' him. Bring it up on four. On four. - Come on. 1443 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:07,353 Shuttle flight capability not yet known. 1444 01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:09,431 - Bump the signal. - Bumping. - Houston. Houston. 1445 01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:12,233 We lost 'em. Get 'em back. Gruber, we need that hookup. 1446 01:32:14,280 --> 01:32:16,714 Show you how we do things where I come from. 1447 01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:26,755 - Hold on! - [ Metal Crumpling ] 1448 01:32:34,440 --> 01:32:36,351 Seat it. 1449 01:32:36,480 --> 01:32:39,517 All right, get ready. Max, thread it. 1450 01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:44,112 Guys, the clock is tickin'. Let's go, go, go, go, go! 1451 01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:46,794 All right! Good! Crank it loose! 1452 01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:49,388 Keep it at 25. Let's kick a little asteroid butt! 1453 01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:51,391 All right, Chick. Give me more torque on the turbine, huh? 1454 01:32:51,520 --> 01:32:54,159 - [ Drill Whining ] - [ Harry ] Max, I need some more power down here! 1455 01:32:54,280 --> 01:32:56,589 - All right, boss. - Throw it in fourth, then drop the hammer. 1456 01:32:56,680 --> 01:32:59,148 - Let's drill through this turd. - [ Harry ] Come on, boys. 1457 01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:03,870 We gotta hop. We're fallin' behind. Dig, dig, dig. Chew this iron bitch up. 1458 01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:08,471 [ Metal Whining ] 1459 01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:10,391 - Chick, the tranny's stuck. - Harry! 1460 01:33:10,480 --> 01:33:13,392 - What is it? - Chick, come on! Help! 1461 01:33:13,480 --> 01:33:15,516 - Release the clutch! - Pull it up! 1462 01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:18,359 Okay. Well, this thing's not movin'. 1463 01:33:18,440 --> 01:33:20,590 No, no, no! Shut it down! Shut it-- 1464 01:33:22,720 --> 01:33:27,350 [ Groaning ] 1465 01:33:27,440 --> 01:33:30,034 This is not workin' out, Harry. 1466 01:33:30,120 --> 01:33:34,830 - Oh, are you all right ? - Oh, blew the tranny. Blew the tranny. 1467 01:33:34,920 --> 01:33:37,753 Come on, God. 1468 01:33:37,840 --> 01:33:41,116 Just a little help. That's all I'm askin'. 1469 01:33:41,200 --> 01:33:43,509 I think we're close enough. He might've heard ya. 1470 01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:50,237 Here's the bad news. Before the asteroid passed the moon, 1471 01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:52,515 her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis. 1472 01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:56,952 But now look at this. The lunar gravity's put her in a spin. 1473 01:33:57,080 --> 01:34:00,277 She's tumbling on all three axes. This wasn't expected, sir. 1474 01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:02,954 - What does this do for communications? - Not good. 1475 01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:06,117 We'll have definite contact with the shuttle for only seven more minutes. 1476 01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:07,912 - After that it's radio darkness. - For how long? 1477 01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:11,191 And after seven minutes, we may never hear from them again. 1478 01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:13,714 But we're trying to bounce a signal... 1479 01:34:13,800 --> 01:34:16,155 off a Russian military satellite, reestablish contact that way. 1480 01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:20,438 If we lose the shuttle com, when do we lose the ability to remote detonate that nuke? 1481 01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:22,988 The weapon remote receives a signal from a Milstar satellite. 1482 01:34:23,080 --> 01:34:24,911 Higher orbit, more powerful transmitter. 1483 01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:29,232 If we've got the shuttle for seven minutes, we can remote detonate for an additional five. 1484 01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:31,231 What he's trying to say, General, is that, uh, in 12 minutes' time, 1485 01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:34,875 you may lose the ability to detonate the nuke... permanently. 1486 01:34:34,960 --> 01:34:36,951 I've got to inform the president. 1487 01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:40,834 Just want to make sure you know we're stuck on an asteroid. 1488 01:34:40,960 --> 01:34:42,757 - Do you know what you're doing now? - No, no. 1489 01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:45,917 You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea. 1490 01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:48,156 This button-- I don't know what that does, okay? 1491 01:34:48,280 --> 01:34:50,714 All I know is that we just crashed back there, 1492 01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:53,593 I lost two of my friends, we're 25 miles from Harry's shuttle. 1493 01:34:53,680 --> 01:34:57,036 We don't know if he's alive. We don't know if he can fly. All I know is, there's a beep... 1494 01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:59,230 on this thing and I'm trying to get us there. 1495 01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:07,077 [ Beeping ] 1496 01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:10,078 Let's get it unpacked. 1497 01:35:10,200 --> 01:35:13,715 - What's up? - We're drilling through some kind of metal I've never seen before. 1498 01:35:13,800 --> 01:35:16,633 It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission. 1499 01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:19,518 - So how deep are we? - We could use your help with the transmission, Colonel. 1500 01:35:19,600 --> 01:35:22,398 I have an assessment report due now. We're supposed to be at 200 feet. 1501 01:35:22,480 --> 01:35:25,392 - So how deep are we? - Not as deep as we'll be... 1502 01:35:25,480 --> 01:35:27,994 when you quit askin' me these questions and help us load this transmission on. 1503 01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:31,430 - What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel. 1504 01:35:31,560 --> 01:35:34,028 I'll decide what's important. We've got 800 feet to drill. 1505 01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:36,953 You've had two and a half hours. Where are we? 1506 01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:40,637 We're at 57 feet. 1507 01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:44,469 Now, if you're not too busy, maybe you can give us a hand with this transmission. 1508 01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:49,594 Colonel Sharp! Get this strapped up. I'll be right back. Colonel Sharp! 1509 01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:52,592 All right. I'm coming through. We have contact. Over. 1510 01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:55,478 That's as clear as it's gonna get. 1511 01:35:55,560 --> 01:35:57,755 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1512 01:35:57,840 --> 01:36:01,879 Working at a remote satellite link at this moment. Transmission change. 1513 01:36:01,960 --> 01:36:04,474 - Colonel! - Twenty minutes. Puts drilling final at ten hours. 1514 01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:08,149 Please advise. That's four hours past the zero barrier. Please advise. 1515 01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:11,078 What the hell is this? "Zero depth"? 1516 01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:13,668 And where'd this come from? Who are you talkin' to? ls that Truman? 1517 01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:18,032 Lemme have that phone. Gimme the phone. Truman! Look, this is what happens when you drill. 1518 01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:21,999 We cannot use your "U.S. Air Force Personnel Only" drill time card. 1519 01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:24,634 - Who wrote this thing, by the way? - We're losing coms again. 1520 01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:26,591 Look-- Is he getting this? Does he hear me or-- What's wrong with this? 1521 01:36:26,720 --> 01:36:29,280 - The com's down. - What do you mean, "the com's down"? 1522 01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:31,555 [ Sharp ] What do I mean? I mean we've lost communication to mission control. 1523 01:36:31,680 --> 01:36:34,240 Fine. Let's go back to the cargo bay and get the transmission-- 1524 01:36:34,320 --> 01:36:36,914 Harry, guess what. You had your shot. You didn't do it. You understand me? 1525 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:41,391 - You can't-- - Why don't you stay here-- [ Shouting ] 1526 01:36:41,480 --> 01:36:45,268 Write a report, why don't ya? That'll be-- [ Shouting Continues ] 1527 01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:47,311 My men and I will go and get this hole dug! 1528 01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:51,029 You and your men are the biggest mistake in the history of NASA. 1529 01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:55,758 - [ Man ] We've lost communication. - Oh, God. 1530 01:36:58,440 --> 01:37:03,036 - We're not lookin' too good right now. - No shit. 1531 01:37:03,120 --> 01:37:05,588 We gotta get that radio back up. 1532 01:37:07,520 --> 01:37:10,398 [ Man ] Mr President, it's time to make a decision. 1533 01:37:10,480 --> 01:37:15,031 We can remote detonate the bomb for only another five minutes. 1534 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:20,558 - [ Rings ] - Yes? Kimsey here. Yes, Mr President. 1535 01:37:20,680 --> 01:37:22,511 Yes, we saw that too, sir. 1536 01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:25,353 But maybe we should wait until they-- 1537 01:37:32,040 --> 01:37:35,032 Dan, get them out of there. 1538 01:37:35,160 --> 01:37:37,913 - Evac right now. - What's goin' on here? 1539 01:37:38,040 --> 01:37:40,076 I've been ordered to override the system. 1540 01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:44,591 [ Elevator Bells Dinging ] 1541 01:37:44,680 --> 01:37:46,910 Well, what is this? 1542 01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:53,474 Secondary protocol. 1543 01:37:58,560 --> 01:38:00,516 But they haven't drilled the damn hole yet! 1544 01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:07,316 The president's advisors feel that the drilling isn't working. 1545 01:38:07,400 --> 01:38:09,118 And we've lost radio contact, maybe for good. 1546 01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:12,078 We've only got a few minutes left of guaranteed ability to remote detonate that nuke. 1547 01:38:12,200 --> 01:38:14,919 If we don't do it now we could lose control, and we may never get it back. 1548 01:38:15,040 --> 01:38:17,793 Well, you tell the president that he better fire his so-called advisors. 1549 01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:21,117 If you detonate that nuke on the surface, we waste a perfectly good bomb, 1550 01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:23,196 and we have one chance to save this planet! 1551 01:38:23,280 --> 01:38:25,271 [ Beeping ] 1552 01:38:33,680 --> 01:38:38,800 - I need that radio. Gruber, give me everything you got now! - [ Gruber ] Roger that. 1553 01:38:42,480 --> 01:38:45,597 Yes, Mr President, I understand that completely, but my point is very, very simple. 1554 01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:48,109 And I think you need to trust me on this because I know something about it. 1555 01:38:48,200 --> 01:38:51,158 I guarantee you, if you do this, you kill us all. 1556 01:38:54,760 --> 01:38:56,955 Yes, sir. 1557 01:38:57,040 --> 01:38:59,190 General, he wants you. 1558 01:39:01,240 --> 01:39:04,152 This is Kimsey. Yes, sir. 1559 01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:06,595 I understand. 1560 01:39:08,640 --> 01:39:11,393 The orders are to remote detonate in 30 seconds. 1561 01:39:11,520 --> 01:39:14,876 You have not told them yet! 1562 01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:17,389 That is my father up there! 1563 01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:20,677 This is one order you shouldn't follow, and you fucking know it! 1564 01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:23,360 Let her go. Let her go! 1565 01:39:24,480 --> 01:39:26,471 Your key, sir. 1566 01:39:29,040 --> 01:39:32,749 - [ Consoles Beeping ] - God be with them. 1567 01:39:32,840 --> 01:39:35,513 Slow it down. 1568 01:39:35,600 --> 01:39:38,876 [ Beeping ] 1569 01:39:38,960 --> 01:39:42,236 [ Timer Beeping ] 1570 01:39:42,320 --> 01:39:44,151 Harry... 1571 01:39:44,280 --> 01:39:47,670 the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking. 1572 01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:52,276 Oh, my God! Sharp! Get back here now! 1573 01:39:53,640 --> 01:39:55,756 What? Get the shuttle ready to evac now! 1574 01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:58,394 - It just came on all by itself. What the hell's happening? - Secondary protocol. 1575 01:39:58,480 --> 01:40:00,311 - What's that? What? - Secondary protocol. 1576 01:40:00,440 --> 01:40:02,112 - What does that mean? - What the hell's secondary protocol? 1577 01:40:02,240 --> 01:40:03,992 - They're detonating this thing from Earth. - What do you mean, detonating? 1578 01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:05,792 - We haven't even drilled the hole yet! - We'll drop it in the hole. 1579 01:40:05,920 --> 01:40:07,876 - What're you talkin' about? - The hole? Whoa, whoa! - Get your helmets on now! 1580 01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:10,878 - Oh, no, no. How-How you turn it off? - I got two men out on that rock! 1581 01:40:10,960 --> 01:40:13,155 I got a man out there too. We gotta evac now. 1582 01:40:13,280 --> 01:40:15,077 Max, Rockhound, get back to the shuttle, double-time! 1583 01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:17,953 - They could be on their way here. - They're not on their way here. 1584 01:40:18,080 --> 01:40:20,674 They would've talked to us by now. We would've seen them. 1585 01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:23,792 - Watts, air lock the cockpit now! - I copy you. 1586 01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:27,031 - Max, Rockhound! - Hey, wait a minute! How do you turn this thing off? 1587 01:40:27,120 --> 01:40:30,396 - [ Radio Static Hissing ] - Harry, do you copy? - Somethin's wrong. 1588 01:40:30,480 --> 01:40:33,074 Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be up here. 1589 01:40:33,160 --> 01:40:35,071 I know. Let's go back to the ship! 1590 01:40:35,200 --> 01:40:37,714 I'm not leavin' without my men, Sharp. 1591 01:40:37,800 --> 01:40:40,837 We've got two and a half minutes to drop it and get off this rock. 1592 01:40:40,960 --> 01:40:43,155 If they're not back by the time we finish, we leave without 'em. 1593 01:40:43,240 --> 01:40:45,549 Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now. 1594 01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:48,313 If we don't put this bomb down in a hole 800 feet onto a fault line, 1595 01:40:48,440 --> 01:40:50,556 all you're gonna have is a real expensive fireworks show. 1596 01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:53,074 This is turnin' into a surrealistic nightmare here. 1597 01:40:53,160 --> 01:40:55,469 Watsler, are you listening? It's Truman. 1598 01:40:55,560 --> 01:40:59,348 Okay, listen to me carefully. I want you to kill it. Kill the uplink. 1599 01:41:10,440 --> 01:41:13,910 - Give us the time, Sharp. Shut this bomb down now! - It's not my call. 1600 01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:16,560 - Then whose call is it? - An order to detonate can only come from the president. 1601 01:41:16,680 --> 01:41:18,432 - The president's not here! You've gotta give us more time! - Let's just turn it off now. 1602 01:41:18,560 --> 01:41:20,471 I'm telling you to shut this bomb down now! 1603 01:41:20,560 --> 01:41:22,391 - And I'm telling you it's not my call! - Well, guess what. 1604 01:41:22,520 --> 01:41:25,193 - I just made the call for you. - Harry! 1605 01:41:26,440 --> 01:41:30,069 Don't. You could set it off. 1606 01:41:30,200 --> 01:41:33,715 Oh, man. What're you doin' with a gun in space? 1607 01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:41,236 Come on. Come on. We gotta stop that bomb right now. Kill the uplink. 1608 01:41:41,320 --> 01:41:46,394 - This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. - Easy. 1609 01:41:46,480 --> 01:41:51,634 - Stand down, Sergeant. - Shut this bomb down and let us finish our job the right way. 1610 01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:53,756 I'm under orders to protect a surface detonation. 1611 01:41:53,840 --> 01:41:57,833 I'm gonna give you three seconds to shut this bomb down, and then I'm gonna make you shoot me. 1612 01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:01,315 Hurry, Watsler. For Christ's sake, hurry. 1613 01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:06,028 - [ Detonator Powering Down ] - What happened? 1614 01:42:08,120 --> 01:42:10,953 - Aah! - [ Grunting ] 1615 01:42:11,080 --> 01:42:15,198 Sir, the override-- It's been overridden. 1616 01:42:15,320 --> 01:42:18,676 I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry! 1617 01:42:18,760 --> 01:42:20,637 [ Grunting ] 1618 01:42:20,720 --> 01:42:24,679 Bring me all the way up here just to blow me and my friends up? ls that it? 1619 01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:26,836 - [ Gasping ] Listen-- - Shut up! 1620 01:42:26,920 --> 01:42:31,152 Shut up, Colonel. I'm talking now. 1621 01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:34,232 [ Sharp ] It could start again. It might've been a warning. 1622 01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:36,151 - [ Gasping ] - Uh-oh. 1623 01:42:36,240 --> 01:42:38,549 That's why you are gonna dismantle this bomb. 1624 01:42:38,680 --> 01:42:41,478 All right. What'd we miss? 1625 01:42:45,160 --> 01:42:47,879 - Do it again. - Go. 1626 01:42:50,280 --> 01:42:52,111 Keep tryin'. 1627 01:42:54,600 --> 01:42:59,230 Sir, I need you to cease and desist. I need your terminal... now. 1628 01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:05,151 - They're reactivating the bomb. - Comin' back on-line, sir. 1629 01:43:05,280 --> 01:43:08,033 - [ Detonator Blipping ] - Oh, geez. Here we go again. 1630 01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:11,232 What're you doin' up here? And why did you even bother to make the trip? 1631 01:43:11,360 --> 01:43:14,158 To do the right thing, to see that it's done. 1632 01:43:14,280 --> 01:43:16,510 [ Breathing Heavily ] 1633 01:43:16,640 --> 01:43:19,598 [ Gasping ] 1634 01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:23,309 For God's sakes, think about what you're doin'. 1635 01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:27,359 Why are you listenin' to someone that's 100,000 miles away? 1636 01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:31,353 We're here. Nobody down there can help us. 1637 01:43:31,440 --> 01:43:34,955 So if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone. 1638 01:43:35,080 --> 01:43:37,275 One minute. 1639 01:43:37,360 --> 01:43:40,079 I've been drillin' holes in the earth for 30 years. 1640 01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:44,671 And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for. 1641 01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:47,997 And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make 800 feet. 1642 01:43:48,120 --> 01:43:53,433 - Forty-two seconds. - But I can't do it alone, Colonel. I need your help. 1643 01:43:53,520 --> 01:43:57,433 You swear on your daughter's life, on my family's, 1644 01:43:57,520 --> 01:43:59,351 that you can hit that mark? 1645 01:43:59,440 --> 01:44:04,230 I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will. 1646 01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:07,193 Then let's turn this bomb off. 1647 01:44:07,280 --> 01:44:09,714 [ Beeping ] 1648 01:44:16,000 --> 01:44:17,911 [ Beeping Continues ] 1649 01:44:18,040 --> 01:44:21,635 Steady. Take it back. That's what you'll have to do. Get 'em off backwards. 1650 01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:25,036 - Rainbow track? Under-- Under one? Under-- Okay. - All of 'em. All of 'em. 1651 01:44:25,160 --> 01:44:28,436 - Okay. Are we free of static? - Oh, do a good job. Do a good job. 1652 01:44:28,520 --> 01:44:30,397 - Steady. Steady. - Good job. All right. All right. 1653 01:44:30,480 --> 01:44:33,711 Go! Go! Go! Red wire "A." Ready? And-- 1654 01:44:33,800 --> 01:44:36,155 Now. Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 1655 01:44:36,280 --> 01:44:38,350 - [ Breathing Heavily ] - Negative "B." 1656 01:44:38,440 --> 01:44:42,911 - Ready, and now. - Do a good job. Do a good job. - Track flipped. Hots in. 1657 01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:45,395 - It better be. Go. - Red or blue? - [ Beeping Faster ] 1658 01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:48,989 Re-- 1659 01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:52,795 - [ Whimpering ] - [ Beeping Continues ] 1660 01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:54,711 Blue. 1661 01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:56,950 [ Beeping Stops ] 1662 01:44:57,040 --> 01:44:58,871 Good job! 1663 01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:00,951 [ All Panting ] 1664 01:45:03,680 --> 01:45:06,558 Oh, God, it sucks up here. 1665 01:45:06,920 --> 01:45:10,151 - Sir, the clock has stopped at three seconds. - What? 1666 01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:13,316 Have we lost complete radio contact? 1667 01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:16,039 I got some magic happening. We're bouncing off Russian and French satellites. 1668 01:45:16,120 --> 01:45:19,590 - It may have a faint signal. - Houston? Houston, do you copy? 1669 01:45:21,080 --> 01:45:23,310 Go ahead, Freedom. 1670 01:45:23,440 --> 01:45:26,398 Houston, you have a problem-- Problem. 1671 01:45:26,480 --> 01:45:28,994 See, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. 1672 01:45:29,120 --> 01:45:34,717 Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up there. 1673 01:45:34,800 --> 01:45:38,031 - [ Cheering ] - Go, go, go, go! Come on. We got work to do. 1674 01:45:38,160 --> 01:45:41,789 Okay, guys. All go, no quit. How ya doin' down there? Good? 1675 01:45:41,920 --> 01:45:44,673 Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business. 1676 01:45:44,760 --> 01:45:48,036 Hey, you guys should take a break and come up and see this. 1677 01:45:49,680 --> 01:45:52,353 Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here. 1678 01:45:52,440 --> 01:45:54,590 Too bad we'll never set foot on her again. 1679 01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:56,796 - Lev, do you see anything? - No. 1680 01:45:56,880 --> 01:45:58,757 Well, keep goin'. I'm not givin' up. 1681 01:45:59,920 --> 01:46:01,956 Hold up here, Bear. 1682 01:46:02,080 --> 01:46:04,116 - [ Lev ] Oh, boy. - [ A.J. ] This is great. 1683 01:46:04,240 --> 01:46:06,993 We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid? 1684 01:46:07,120 --> 01:46:10,237 I told you, you took a wrong way, a wrong road. 1685 01:46:10,320 --> 01:46:13,437 [ A.J. ] What-What road? Do you see any roads around here? 1686 01:46:13,520 --> 01:46:17,433 [ Lev ] You know what? I do not have much pleasure being near God's ear. 1687 01:46:17,520 --> 01:46:19,988 But you think this is looking good, or what? 1688 01:46:20,080 --> 01:46:24,358 Lev, why don't you just do humanity a favour and just shut the hell up? 1689 01:46:28,640 --> 01:46:30,915 Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel? 1690 01:46:31,040 --> 01:46:33,270 No, I never saw Star Wars. 1691 01:46:39,280 --> 01:46:41,635 All right. Doin' a good job. 1692 01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:44,069 - Give me a depth reading, Max. - We're 150 feet, Harry. 1693 01:46:44,200 --> 01:46:49,149 ** [ Humming "William Tell Overture" ] Yee-ha ! 1694 01:46:49,280 --> 01:46:52,829 Ride 'em, cowboy! Yippee-kai-yo, kai-yay! 1695 01:46:52,920 --> 01:46:56,959 Get off... the nuclear... warhead. 1696 01:46:57,040 --> 01:46:58,951 I was doin' that guy from that movie, you know, 1697 01:46:59,080 --> 01:47:02,038 Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in-- the nuclear warhead. 1698 01:47:02,160 --> 01:47:04,833 - Now. - Oh, you didn't see that one, huh? 1699 01:47:04,960 --> 01:47:07,713 We got 700 feet of hole to dig, Rockhound. 1700 01:47:07,800 --> 01:47:10,678 All right. Just-Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother. 1701 01:47:12,840 --> 01:47:15,070 Hey, Sharp. 1702 01:47:15,160 --> 01:47:18,232 [ Chanting ] No nukes! No nukes! No nukes! 1703 01:47:18,320 --> 01:47:20,231 You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp? 1704 01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:23,079 [ A.J. ] What did Watts tell you, Bear? lf she kicked you in the balls, you'd keep floating. 1705 01:47:23,200 --> 01:47:25,998 - Yeah. - [ Engine Roaring ] 1706 01:47:26,120 --> 01:47:27,917 [ A.J. ] We turn the thrusters off, 1707 01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:30,315 we jump this thing, we float right over it. 1708 01:47:30,440 --> 01:47:32,431 Go over it again, Lev. 1709 01:47:32,560 --> 01:47:37,156 - Throw the jet thrusters off exactly when we jump. - Okay. 1710 01:47:37,280 --> 01:47:40,033 And then we're gonna put them on, and we gonna go down nice and slow. 1711 01:47:40,160 --> 01:47:43,038 - That's it. That's it, baby. That's it. - Is this gonna work? 1712 01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:46,999 - I don't know. - Lev, you know what, just lie to me. 1713 01:47:47,120 --> 01:47:50,112 Let's say 50-50-- No. More like, uh-- 1714 01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:53,152 Iike 70-30 or 80-20. 1715 01:47:53,280 --> 01:47:58,070 But you know what? lf it works, the two of you gonna be heroes, just like me. 1716 01:47:58,160 --> 01:48:01,470 Screw it. We're jumpin' over this canyon. 1717 01:48:04,520 --> 01:48:08,593 Just for the record, this is a very bad idea! 1718 01:48:10,760 --> 01:48:13,752 - Wait for the edge. Don't hit it till we get there. - I'm waiting. 1719 01:48:15,760 --> 01:48:18,558 - [ Lev ] Three. - [ A.J. Chattering ] 1720 01:48:18,640 --> 01:48:20,995 [ Lev ] Two. One! 1721 01:48:21,080 --> 01:48:23,071 Aah! 1722 01:48:30,280 --> 01:48:33,317 - Yes! It's working! - It's working! 1723 01:48:33,440 --> 01:48:36,716 - [ Lev ] Oh, my God! - [ All Shouting ] 1724 01:48:36,840 --> 01:48:41,356 - I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1725 01:48:41,480 --> 01:48:43,630 - We got some rocks! - Go left! Go left! 1726 01:48:43,760 --> 01:48:46,274 Lev, Lev, I can't do anything! 1727 01:48:46,360 --> 01:48:50,672 - [ All Screaming ] - [ Crashing ] 1728 01:48:55,120 --> 01:48:57,953 Oh, okay, okay, we're floating into outer space. 1729 01:48:58,080 --> 01:49:00,230 - Check main switch. - Uh, this could be a little bit of a problem. 1730 01:49:01,600 --> 01:49:03,636 - Thrusters on... now! - All right, turn 'em on. 1731 01:49:03,760 --> 01:49:07,309 - [ Rattling ] - What's wrong? 1732 01:49:07,440 --> 01:49:11,718 I-l don't know. The-The thrusters not working. I hate this machine! 1733 01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:14,109 - I thought you had this planned! What're we supposed to do? - Be quiet! I must think! 1734 01:49:14,240 --> 01:49:17,152 - I'm stepping outside. - You're-You're going outside? 1735 01:49:17,280 --> 01:49:22,593 I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass! 1736 01:49:23,360 --> 01:49:25,635 [ Grunts ] 1737 01:49:25,720 --> 01:49:28,518 Yes. You'll listen to him. Right. 1738 01:49:33,520 --> 01:49:37,149 Hurry up, Lev, because we're about a mile off the asteroid! 1739 01:49:37,240 --> 01:49:40,391 Just a second. The fuel line is iced up. 1740 01:49:40,520 --> 01:49:44,672 - I think maybe workin' now. - No, Lev, it's not working! 1741 01:49:44,760 --> 01:49:47,479 I'm sorry, A.J. I was way off the odds. 1742 01:49:47,600 --> 01:49:50,034 - [ Bear ] We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out! 1743 01:49:50,160 --> 01:49:51,991 The rocks! Rocks are coming! 1744 01:49:52,080 --> 01:49:55,390 [ Moaning, Grunting ] 1745 01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:02,713 - Hold on! - Aah! 1746 01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:06,595 - Pull the thrusters! - Lev, look out! 1747 01:50:08,600 --> 01:50:10,909 [ All Screaming ] 1748 01:50:13,200 --> 01:50:16,033 - We lost Lev. - A.J.! [ Grunting ] 1749 01:50:16,160 --> 01:50:19,470 - A.J., the thrusters! - Aah! 1750 01:50:22,400 --> 01:50:24,436 Let's get Lev back! 1751 01:50:24,560 --> 01:50:28,917 - Aah! - [ Gasping ] 1752 01:50:32,600 --> 01:50:34,909 Lev, hold on! We're comin' in! 1753 01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:38,470 [ Grunting ] 1754 01:50:42,560 --> 01:50:45,950 [ Grunting ] 1755 01:50:46,040 --> 01:50:50,716 [ All Panting ] 1756 01:50:50,800 --> 01:50:52,552 Thank You, Jesus. Thank You, Lord. 1757 01:50:52,680 --> 01:50:54,716 Thank You. Thank You, thank You, thank You, thank You. 1758 01:50:54,800 --> 01:50:57,598 [ Grunting ] Lev! 1759 01:50:57,680 --> 01:51:02,913 - Now I'm really a Russian hero! - I told you! 1760 01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:05,395 - I know! - I knew this would work! 1761 01:51:05,520 --> 01:51:07,750 - Good odds, you know? - Come on, Lev. 1762 01:51:07,880 --> 01:51:10,474 - Get in here. We gotta go. - Yah! 1763 01:51:10,680 --> 01:51:13,592 [ Rumbling ] 1764 01:51:13,680 --> 01:51:15,875 Rockhound, keep on that transmission. 1765 01:51:16,000 --> 01:51:18,195 - Tranny looks good, Harry. - All right. Take it outta there. 1766 01:51:18,320 --> 01:51:20,151 Lock it down, Chick. 1767 01:51:21,800 --> 01:51:25,236 Nice. 1768 01:51:25,360 --> 01:51:27,874 How come we didn't get any training on this thing? 1769 01:51:28,000 --> 01:51:31,515 Whoa. Very cool. I could take out this asteroid single-handedly. 1770 01:51:31,600 --> 01:51:34,910 - [ Machine Whirring ] - Okay, boys, give it a rest. I'll take it from here. 1771 01:51:35,040 --> 01:51:37,679 - [ Machine Gun Firing ] - Whoa! 1772 01:51:37,800 --> 01:51:40,155 - What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. - Whoa. 1773 01:51:40,240 --> 01:51:42,276 This is so much fun, it's freaky. 1774 01:51:44,200 --> 01:51:46,236 - Rockhound! - [ Cheering ] 1775 01:51:46,320 --> 01:51:48,356 Whoa, watch your heads. Sorry, Harry. 1776 01:51:50,840 --> 01:51:53,479 - Outta my way, boys! - Rockhound! 1777 01:51:53,600 --> 01:51:57,195 - Meet your maker, asteroid! - [ Both Grunting ] 1778 01:52:00,280 --> 01:52:03,477 - What the hell's the matter with you, Rockhound? Goddamn! - This is insane. 1779 01:52:03,600 --> 01:52:07,275 - Have you lost your mind? - No. - He's got space dementia. 1780 01:52:07,400 --> 01:52:09,470 Harry, you want to watch your man. 1781 01:52:11,920 --> 01:52:16,869 Max, downshift and put it in reverse. We gotta get that pipe outta there. 1782 01:52:17,000 --> 01:52:19,036 - [ Max ] Uh-oh. - [ Grunts ] 1783 01:52:19,120 --> 01:52:21,395 [ Loud Rumbling ] 1784 01:52:21,520 --> 01:52:24,239 - What's happening? - The ground's cracking! - Earthquake! 1785 01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:35,437 Quick, shut it off! 1786 01:52:35,560 --> 01:52:38,757 - Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout! 1787 01:52:38,880 --> 01:52:41,189 - We hit a gas pocket! - We got pressure out the ass! 1788 01:52:41,320 --> 01:52:43,311 [ Grunting ] 1789 01:52:43,440 --> 01:52:47,115 Max, get your helmet on! Max, she's gonna blow! 1790 01:52:47,240 --> 01:52:50,198 - Aah! Oh, Jesus, I'm cooking! - Max, get outta there! 1791 01:52:50,320 --> 01:52:54,279 This is it! Harry! 1792 01:52:56,520 --> 01:52:58,431 I'm bailing! 1793 01:53:01,480 --> 01:53:02,913 Max! 1794 01:53:04,840 --> 01:53:06,831 Goodbye, Max. 1795 01:53:06,960 --> 01:53:10,111 - Max! - Take care, buddy. 1796 01:53:10,240 --> 01:53:13,516 - Armadillo's off the scope. - I think we've had a blowout. - No sign of the Armadillo. 1797 01:53:13,640 --> 01:53:15,676 [ All Shouting ] 1798 01:53:43,880 --> 01:53:46,997 Get ahold of Truman. 1799 01:53:47,120 --> 01:53:49,315 Prepare the world for bad news. 1800 01:53:49,400 --> 01:53:54,269 [ Air Raid Sirens Wailing ] 1801 01:53:56,000 --> 01:53:58,639 [ Male Newscaster #1 ] We're getting sketchy information that the mission... 1802 01:53:58,760 --> 01:54:01,228 has suffered massive failure. 1803 01:54:01,360 --> 01:54:03,157 And what we're trying to do right now... 1804 01:54:03,280 --> 01:54:05,236 is to confirm that and find out exactly what that means. 1805 01:54:05,360 --> 01:54:08,158 Repeat: We're getting leaks from several NASA officials, 1806 01:54:08,240 --> 01:54:10,595 some rushing home to be with their families, 1807 01:54:10,680 --> 01:54:13,148 that the drilling was unsuccessful. 1808 01:54:14,760 --> 01:54:17,957 ** [ Chanting ] 1809 01:54:18,040 --> 01:54:21,999 [ Female Newscaster Speaking French ] 1810 01:54:22,120 --> 01:54:24,714 [ Male Newscaster #2 ] This could very well be our final hour. 1811 01:54:24,840 --> 01:54:28,389 [ Male Newscaster #3 Speaking Foreign Language ] 1812 01:54:28,520 --> 01:54:30,317 [ Male Newscaster #4 ] We're gonna go off the air now. 1813 01:54:30,440 --> 01:54:33,193 Good luck and God bless. 1814 01:54:36,680 --> 01:54:38,352 - [ Man #1 ] We've got incoming. - [ Man #2 ] I got tracks. 1815 01:54:38,480 --> 01:54:40,471 NORAD's tracking four small incoming over Europe. 1816 01:54:40,560 --> 01:54:42,391 I think one's about to hit near Paris. 1817 01:54:42,480 --> 01:54:46,314 [ Asteroid Shrieking ] 1818 01:54:49,320 --> 01:54:52,073 [ Screaming ] 1819 01:55:05,280 --> 01:55:08,989 - [ All Shouting ] - Reports are coming in. 1820 01:55:09,120 --> 01:55:11,839 [ Male Newscaster #1 ] Martial law has been implemented in 42 countries. 1821 01:55:11,920 --> 01:55:14,070 [ Male Newscaster #2 ] Once the asteroid hits zero barrier, 1822 01:55:14,160 --> 01:55:18,312 it will take about three hours and 57 minutes to impact Earth. 1823 01:55:18,440 --> 01:55:21,830 [ Sirens Wailing ] 1824 01:55:21,960 --> 01:55:23,757 I guess we do it the president's way. 1825 01:55:23,880 --> 01:55:25,950 I'll order an evac. You can remote detonate. 1826 01:55:26,080 --> 01:55:29,117 - You still don't think this'll work, do you ? - What I think is irrelevant. 1827 01:55:29,200 --> 01:55:32,033 - [ Kimsey ] We need to do it now. - Fine. 1828 01:55:32,120 --> 01:55:34,111 - Can they still take off? - We hope so. 1829 01:55:34,240 --> 01:55:36,196 You are the one that pulled them into this! 1830 01:55:36,320 --> 01:55:40,074 That is my family up there, so I don't wanna hear, "We hope so"! 1831 01:55:45,000 --> 01:55:48,072 Guess what, guys? It's time to embrace the horror. 1832 01:55:48,200 --> 01:55:51,510 Look. We got front-row tickets to the end of the Earth. 1833 01:55:52,720 --> 01:55:54,551 [ Radio Static Crackling ] 1834 01:56:03,440 --> 01:56:06,238 [ Rumbling ] 1835 01:56:13,000 --> 01:56:17,232 - Yeah! - Way to go, baby! - Harry! 1836 01:56:20,360 --> 01:56:23,397 [ All Cheering ] 1837 01:56:23,520 --> 01:56:26,239 Yo, Harry! What's up, baby? 1838 01:56:26,320 --> 01:56:29,153 Hey, get that bomb outta there! We got a hole to make! 1839 01:56:29,240 --> 01:56:32,596 [ Sharp ] Houston, you're not gonna believe this, 1840 01:56:32,720 --> 01:56:35,188 but the other Armadillo has arrived. 1841 01:56:35,280 --> 01:56:38,511 - [ Cheering, Applauding ] - All right, people, listen up. Settle down and focus. 1842 01:56:38,640 --> 01:56:41,950 - Mechanical, get on-line. - P.P.O., gimme a setup. - Your boyfriend's back. 1843 01:56:43,400 --> 01:56:45,755 - [ Bear ] Yo, Harry ! - [ Shouting ] 1844 01:56:45,840 --> 01:56:48,832 Hey, Harry. You miss me? 1845 01:56:48,960 --> 01:56:52,350 A.J., I got just five words for ya. 1846 01:56:52,480 --> 01:56:55,631 - Damn glad to see ya, boy ! - That's six words. 1847 01:56:55,760 --> 01:56:58,638 - Chick, walk 'em down. - [ A.J. ] So where's this hole you need dug ? 1848 01:56:58,760 --> 01:57:01,399 [ Watts ] Houston, drilling has recommenced. 1849 01:57:01,520 --> 01:57:04,830 Do you think they can drill 250 feet in an hour? 1850 01:57:04,960 --> 01:57:06,871 They better. 1851 01:57:06,960 --> 01:57:09,474 Bring that piece on in, Bear. 1852 01:57:09,600 --> 01:57:12,160 Tractor pull. 1853 01:57:12,240 --> 01:57:15,391 - I'm comin' down! - We got 250 feet to go. 1854 01:57:15,520 --> 01:57:18,432 It's our last transmission, last drill head. 1855 01:57:18,560 --> 01:57:22,394 Punch it through. First gear. We got contact. 1856 01:57:22,480 --> 01:57:27,235 - Come on down, A.J. - [ Grunting ] I got this, man. Let's go! 1857 01:57:27,320 --> 01:57:31,074 Lev, the right engine hub. Houston, I'm getting no response from the preflight sequence. 1858 01:57:31,200 --> 01:57:34,590 [ Muffled ] Come on, now. This is not-- Hey-- Hey, come here. 1859 01:57:34,720 --> 01:57:38,599 Can you get me outta here, please, Lev? Thank you. [ Grunting ] 1860 01:57:38,680 --> 01:57:41,797 - Ow! Jesus! Hey! - Wait. Uh, shh, shh. 1861 01:57:41,880 --> 01:57:44,189 - [ Watts ] Lev, the right engine-- - Okay. 1862 01:57:44,320 --> 01:57:47,153 Lemme outta here, will ya? Just tryin' to have some fun before I die! 1863 01:57:47,280 --> 01:57:50,716 - How deep are we? - Seven seventy. 1864 01:57:53,440 --> 01:57:55,715 [ Grunting ] 1865 01:57:55,840 --> 01:57:57,831 - Whoa, they got problems. - The gauges are spiking. 1866 01:57:57,960 --> 01:57:59,916 Methane! Shut it down! Back it down! 1867 01:58:00,040 --> 01:58:03,874 I can't pull back now. The bit'll get lodged. We don't have enough time! 1868 01:58:04,000 --> 01:58:07,595 Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's gonna blow! It's how we lost Max! 1869 01:58:07,720 --> 01:58:11,349 I know what I'm talkin' about. We can punch through this. We can knock this outta the park. 1870 01:58:11,440 --> 01:58:13,158 This is our last transmission, A.J. 1871 01:58:13,280 --> 01:58:15,316 Goddamn it, if you're ever gonna trust me, ever, 1872 01:58:15,440 --> 01:58:18,113 once in your life, trust me now! 1873 01:58:18,200 --> 01:58:22,352 - Harry, it's gonna blow! - Harry, I know what I'm doin'. You just gotta trust me. 1874 01:58:23,720 --> 01:58:25,517 Make the call. 1875 01:58:27,440 --> 01:58:29,715 All right. Hold on. I'm pushin' through her. 1876 01:58:34,240 --> 01:58:36,037 [ Grunting ] 1877 01:58:36,160 --> 01:58:38,151 I'm pushin' through her! 1878 01:58:38,280 --> 01:58:41,670 - What's your depth? - Seven seventy-five. Seven eighty. 1879 01:58:41,800 --> 01:58:44,394 Take it up, baby! Ram it home! 1880 01:58:44,520 --> 01:58:46,476 [ Grunts ] Drive on down, A.J.! 1881 01:58:46,600 --> 01:58:49,114 Seven eighty-five. Come on. Come on. 1882 01:58:49,200 --> 01:58:52,112 - Come on, A.J.! - Punch it! - Ninety-one. Come on. 1883 01:58:52,240 --> 01:58:55,232 Seven ninety-two. Seven ninety-five! 1884 01:58:55,360 --> 01:58:57,828 Drive it down, A.J.! 1885 01:58:57,960 --> 01:59:00,349 Seven ninety-seven! Ninety-nine! 1886 01:59:00,440 --> 01:59:03,557 - Breakthrough! - Eight hundred! Eight-oh-two, Harry! 1887 01:59:03,680 --> 01:59:05,511 - Yeah! - We did it! 1888 01:59:05,640 --> 01:59:08,837 - [ All Cheering ] - Yes! - We did it! 1889 01:59:08,960 --> 01:59:12,873 - Yeah! Kid, way to go! - I knew it, baby! 1890 01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:16,709 - It's not over till we get the bomb down that hole. - Watts, they've got 38 minutes. 1891 01:59:36,240 --> 01:59:38,037 [ Sharp ] Harry, you've gotta give me that hole. 1892 01:59:38,160 --> 01:59:41,630 I'm gonna need two more minutes. I got a bent pipe jammed in the hole. 1893 01:59:41,760 --> 01:59:44,320 We gotta cut it out before we can send that bomb down. A.J.! 1894 01:59:44,400 --> 01:59:46,709 - She good to go? - Yeah, I'm all set. 1895 01:59:46,800 --> 01:59:49,109 All right. 1896 01:59:49,200 --> 01:59:51,031 [ Grunts ] 1897 01:59:53,560 --> 01:59:55,994 - All right. - [ Harry ] A.J., come on! Make it fast! 1898 01:59:56,080 --> 01:59:59,231 I'm goin' as fast as I can! There's a lot of gas pressure! 1899 02:00:04,520 --> 02:00:06,317 You feel that? 1900 02:00:06,440 --> 02:00:09,113 Harry, you gotta give me that hole. The bomb is almost ready. 1901 02:00:09,200 --> 02:00:11,555 - [ Harry ] Pull that pipe out! - Harry, I'm almost through! 1902 02:00:11,640 --> 02:00:13,153 - Give me 15 more seconds! - [ Rumbling ] 1903 02:00:18,240 --> 02:00:20,800 Well, this is somethin' new. 1904 02:00:20,880 --> 02:00:23,792 - [ Crashing ] - I don't think this thing likes us. 1905 02:00:23,920 --> 02:00:27,549 - That's 'cause it knows we're here to kill it. - Whoa! 1906 02:00:31,840 --> 02:00:34,274 Hey, what's goin' on up there? 1907 02:00:38,040 --> 02:00:41,828 - A.J.! - What the hell was that? 1908 02:00:41,960 --> 02:00:44,872 - A.J.! - Goddamn it, I'm finished! 1909 02:00:46,480 --> 02:00:48,994 - A.J., you all right ? - Oh, lot of gas pressure in here, man! 1910 02:00:49,080 --> 02:00:51,753 - Get me out! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hydrogen pocket! 1911 02:00:51,880 --> 02:00:54,314 Aah! 1912 02:01:00,480 --> 02:01:02,311 Whoa! 1913 02:01:05,640 --> 02:01:07,870 - [ Grunts ] - Aah! 1914 02:01:07,960 --> 02:01:11,475 Oh! Harry! Pull me in! 1915 02:01:12,840 --> 02:01:17,038 - [ Grunting ] - Aah! A.J., hang on! 1916 02:01:17,160 --> 02:01:19,594 [ Grunting ] 1917 02:01:22,520 --> 02:01:25,080 Secure the bomb! 1918 02:01:25,200 --> 02:01:27,839 Sharp, heads up! 1919 02:01:27,920 --> 02:01:30,912 Gruber! Get outta there now! 1920 02:01:31,000 --> 02:01:33,150 - [ Asteroids Shrieking ] - Oh, no. 1921 02:01:39,520 --> 02:01:42,751 [ Whimpering ] Oh, God, no! 1922 02:01:42,840 --> 02:01:45,798 [ All Screaming ] 1923 02:01:47,920 --> 02:01:50,388 Look out! 1924 02:01:52,840 --> 02:01:56,196 Help! Oh, no! 1925 02:01:56,280 --> 02:02:00,193 [ Screaming ] 1926 02:02:00,320 --> 02:02:03,232 [ Panting ] 1927 02:02:03,320 --> 02:02:06,118 - Do you believe that just happened? - [ Gas Hissing ] 1928 02:02:08,360 --> 02:02:10,920 - Sharp, you all right? - I'm okay. 1929 02:02:11,000 --> 02:02:13,070 - Bear ? - Yeah. I'm here, Harry. 1930 02:02:13,200 --> 02:02:15,555 - A.J.? - Yeah, I'm okay. 1931 02:02:15,680 --> 02:02:19,229 - [ Gas Hissing ] - We lost Gruber. 1932 02:02:20,560 --> 02:02:22,710 Gruber's dead. 1933 02:02:22,800 --> 02:02:25,155 Let's get that bomb ready and go home. 1934 02:02:32,840 --> 02:02:35,070 - [ Sharp ] Oh, my God. - [ Beeping ] 1935 02:02:35,200 --> 02:02:39,273 - Is there a problem, Colonel ? - The timer, the remote, the whole thing's dead. 1936 02:02:39,400 --> 02:02:41,356 What, the bomb is dead? 1937 02:02:41,480 --> 02:02:45,837 No, the trigger's dead. It must've gotten damaged during the rock storm. 1938 02:02:46,920 --> 02:02:48,831 So how do we detonate it? 1939 02:02:58,600 --> 02:03:03,151 We have 18 minutes to zero barrier. We got some bad news. 1940 02:03:03,280 --> 02:03:06,829 The remote detonator on the bomb has been damaged. 1941 02:03:06,960 --> 02:03:09,679 That means that somebody's gonna have to stay behind. 1942 02:03:12,200 --> 02:03:14,395 It takes two people to fly this thing. 1943 02:03:14,480 --> 02:03:18,439 Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws. 1944 02:03:18,560 --> 02:03:22,872 I say we all stay and die. But that's me. 1945 02:03:22,960 --> 02:03:27,272 I'll draw. Let's draw. 1946 02:03:27,400 --> 02:03:30,631 Nobody's gonna draw straws. 1947 02:03:30,760 --> 02:03:33,194 - I'll stay and take care of it. - Well, I can't live with that sort of thing. 1948 02:03:33,320 --> 02:03:35,356 - Nobody asked you if you could live with it, all right? - Bullshit! 1949 02:03:35,440 --> 02:03:37,954 No way I will let you volunteer for this... 1950 02:03:38,040 --> 02:03:41,589 so I can go back to my home country like the man who didn't volunteer. 1951 02:03:41,680 --> 02:03:43,511 No way! 1952 02:03:43,600 --> 02:03:48,071 Hey, man, let's draw, and let's see who's gonna stay up here and dance. 1953 02:03:48,200 --> 02:03:50,475 Guys, l-l-l know you guys think I'm crazy right now, 1954 02:03:50,600 --> 02:03:53,319 but I would really like this responsibility. 1955 02:03:53,400 --> 02:03:55,709 All right. All right. 1956 02:03:55,840 --> 02:03:59,719 - I can do it. - Let's just draw straws and get it over with. Come on. 1957 02:03:59,800 --> 02:04:01,358 I ain't drawin' against you, Harry. 1958 02:04:01,480 --> 02:04:05,314 Well, I'm gonna draw against you, Chick, so you better just go ahead and do it. 1959 02:04:05,440 --> 02:04:07,556 Just gimme this thing. 1960 02:04:14,080 --> 02:04:16,514 Is this good or bad? 1961 02:04:21,440 --> 02:04:24,113 Oh, man. 1962 02:04:24,240 --> 02:04:27,676 Well, we all gotta die, right? 1963 02:04:30,920 --> 02:04:33,115 I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world. 1964 02:04:33,200 --> 02:04:37,113 So, uh, let's go. We-We got about ten minutes, right? 1965 02:04:38,920 --> 02:04:40,797 You plug this into the port. 1966 02:04:40,880 --> 02:04:45,874 Lift, press, hold. That's it. 1967 02:04:46,000 --> 02:04:49,276 Lift, press, hold. Shouldn't be too tough. Even I can't screw this up. 1968 02:04:49,360 --> 02:04:51,874 I'll take him down. 1969 02:05:24,440 --> 02:05:27,034 Do me a favour, will ya? 1970 02:05:27,120 --> 02:05:30,112 Just tell Grace that, uh-- 1971 02:05:30,240 --> 02:05:32,834 that I'll always be with her, okay? 1972 02:05:34,960 --> 02:05:36,791 Can you do that? 1973 02:05:38,320 --> 02:05:40,356 Yeah. Okay, kid. 1974 02:05:46,160 --> 02:05:48,151 Give this to Truman. 1975 02:05:48,240 --> 02:05:52,199 Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there. 1976 02:05:57,000 --> 02:05:59,070 It's my turn now. 1977 02:05:59,160 --> 02:06:01,958 [ Gasping ] Harry! Harry! 1978 02:06:02,080 --> 02:06:07,074 You can't do this to me! It's my job! 1979 02:06:07,160 --> 02:06:12,029 You go take care of my little girl now. That's your job. 1980 02:06:15,000 --> 02:06:16,991 Always thought of you as a son. 1981 02:06:17,120 --> 02:06:18,951 Always. 1982 02:06:19,080 --> 02:06:22,595 But I'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace. 1983 02:06:22,680 --> 02:06:26,229 - Harry. - You take care of yourself. 1984 02:06:26,320 --> 02:06:28,231 - Harry, no! - I love you, pal. 1985 02:06:28,360 --> 02:06:31,113 Harry, I love you! Don't, Harry! Wait a minute! 1986 02:06:31,240 --> 02:06:33,629 - My son. - Don't do this, Harry! 1987 02:06:33,760 --> 02:06:36,194 Don't do this! Harry! 1988 02:06:44,240 --> 02:06:47,073 What happened? 1989 02:06:47,200 --> 02:06:48,997 That crazy, stubborn son of a-- 1990 02:06:51,280 --> 02:06:53,953 [ Grunting ] 1991 02:06:55,080 --> 02:06:57,833 Well, this was a real good idea. 1992 02:06:57,960 --> 02:07:01,953 All right, let's go, Sharp. Let's get our team outta here. 1993 02:07:06,680 --> 02:07:11,390 Come on! Let's get ready to initiate thrusters! Let's go! 1994 02:07:11,520 --> 02:07:13,988 - Strap it in, guys! - Get the O2 masks. 1995 02:07:14,120 --> 02:07:17,192 Are they green? Are they green? 1996 02:07:17,320 --> 02:07:20,676 I can't believe this is going down like this. You all right? 1997 02:07:20,760 --> 02:07:23,593 - O2 vents locked, pressure loaded. - Engine board is green. 1998 02:07:26,000 --> 02:07:28,639 [ Woman ] T minus three minutes and counting. 1999 02:07:28,720 --> 02:07:31,234 Houston, do you copy? This is Harry Stamper. 2000 02:07:31,320 --> 02:07:33,151 It's down there. 2001 02:07:36,080 --> 02:07:39,755 - Electrical systems primed. - A.P.U. is set. Oxidizers are loading. 2002 02:07:39,880 --> 02:07:44,351 [ Man ] Houston, we're outta here in T minus three minutes. 2003 02:07:44,440 --> 02:07:47,398 Daddy! [ Chuckling ] 2004 02:07:47,520 --> 02:07:50,239 Hi, Gracie. Hi, honey. 2005 02:07:50,320 --> 02:07:53,630 Grace, I know I promised you I was comin' home. 2006 02:07:55,160 --> 02:07:56,991 I don't under-- understand. 2007 02:07:57,080 --> 02:08:00,038 [ Sighs ] Looks like I'm gonna have to break that promise. 2008 02:08:03,720 --> 02:08:07,190 I, um-- I lied to you, too, 2009 02:08:07,280 --> 02:08:10,317 when I told you that I didn't want to be like you. 2010 02:08:12,240 --> 02:08:14,151 Because I am like you. 2011 02:08:14,280 --> 02:08:19,718 And everything good that I have inside of me, I have from you. 2012 02:08:19,800 --> 02:08:22,314 I love you so much, Daddy. 2013 02:08:22,440 --> 02:08:24,317 I'm so proud of you. 2014 02:08:24,400 --> 02:08:26,755 I'm so scared. 2015 02:08:26,840 --> 02:08:29,479 I'm so scared. 2016 02:08:29,560 --> 02:08:34,395 I know it, baby, but there won't be anything to be scared of soon. 2017 02:08:36,920 --> 02:08:42,119 Gracie, I want you to know that A.J. saved us. He did. 2018 02:08:43,480 --> 02:08:45,436 I want you to tell Chick... 2019 02:08:45,520 --> 02:08:49,274 that I couldn't have done it without him, none of it. 2020 02:08:50,800 --> 02:08:52,791 I want you to take care of A.J. 2021 02:08:57,440 --> 02:09:00,079 I wish I could be there to walk you down the aisle. 2022 02:09:03,280 --> 02:09:05,111 But I'll-- 2023 02:09:06,960 --> 02:09:10,270 [ Sighs ] I'll look in on you from time to time, okay, honey? 2024 02:09:12,640 --> 02:09:14,437 I love you, Grace. 2025 02:09:14,560 --> 02:09:16,198 [ Crying ] I love you too. 2026 02:09:16,280 --> 02:09:18,919 - I gotta go now, honey. - Daddy, no. 2027 02:09:19,040 --> 02:09:23,556 No, no, Dad, no. 2028 02:09:23,640 --> 02:09:27,838 [ Man On Radio, Voice Muffled ] 2029 02:09:29,720 --> 02:09:32,314 [ Watts ] O.M.S. pod pre-start. O2 vents locked, pressure loaded. 2030 02:09:34,640 --> 02:09:36,676 What the hell's goin' on up there? Why haven't you guys left yet? 2031 02:09:36,760 --> 02:09:39,399 We're going, Harry. Houston. 2032 02:09:39,520 --> 02:09:41,954 - We got O.M.S. pod pre-start. - Pod pre-start confirmed. 2033 02:09:42,080 --> 02:09:44,196 [ Choking ] 2034 02:09:44,280 --> 02:09:46,271 - What's the problem? - I don't know. 2035 02:09:46,400 --> 02:09:47,753 - What's wrong? - Fix it now! 2036 02:09:49,840 --> 02:09:51,831 No time, no time! 2037 02:09:51,920 --> 02:09:53,797 - What? - What's that? 2038 02:09:57,480 --> 02:09:59,550 - Where you goin'? - Come on. We're stayin', we're goin'. 2039 02:09:59,640 --> 02:10:01,471 We're stayin', we're goin'. Make up your minds. 2040 02:10:01,560 --> 02:10:04,313 Sharp, get out of here now. You got less than three minutes. 2041 02:10:08,600 --> 02:10:09,919 Come on, Watts. Come on, come on. 2042 02:10:10,000 --> 02:10:11,718 Blow the bomb, Harry. We're with you. 2043 02:10:11,840 --> 02:10:15,833 - Uh, it's stuck. Yes? - You don't know the components! 2044 02:10:15,920 --> 02:10:20,675 Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan! 2045 02:10:20,760 --> 02:10:23,069 We're gettin' tight for ignition, Freedom. 2046 02:10:25,440 --> 02:10:27,556 Houston, we've got no fire. 2047 02:10:27,640 --> 02:10:29,437 - What does that mean? - It means we got a busted ship. 2048 02:10:29,520 --> 02:10:31,875 A busted ship? And I'm strapped in here. 2049 02:10:32,000 --> 02:10:33,991 I had a great spot picked out there. 2050 02:10:34,120 --> 02:10:37,476 Freedom, you fire that engine. If there's not a way, you find a way. The clock's tickin'. 2051 02:10:37,560 --> 02:10:39,232 Let's go! Let's fire that engine, Freedom! 2052 02:10:39,320 --> 02:10:42,392 You got less than a minute. Don't think I won't blow this thing. 2053 02:10:44,120 --> 02:10:47,396 Sharp, get out of here. It's gettin' bad down here. 2054 02:10:47,480 --> 02:10:49,471 I know how to fix it. Please, move. 2055 02:10:49,600 --> 02:10:52,319 I-l have to take you away if you don't move. 2056 02:10:52,400 --> 02:10:54,595 Watts, you gotta get that shuttle started. You gotta fire it up now! 2057 02:10:54,680 --> 02:10:56,796 Damn it, Sharp. Get off this rock! 2058 02:10:56,880 --> 02:11:00,190 I'm telling you, please, move! This is how we fix problem... 2059 02:11:00,320 --> 02:11:03,357 in the Russian space station. 2060 02:11:03,440 --> 02:11:06,876 Because I don't want to stay here any more. 2061 02:11:06,960 --> 02:11:12,398 - [ Whirring ] - Yeah! Finally! We can go home! 2062 02:11:12,520 --> 02:11:14,750 - She's coming back. She's coming back. - We're hot! 2063 02:11:14,840 --> 02:11:16,034 Watts! Let's go, let's go! 2064 02:11:17,160 --> 02:11:20,709 Rain all you want, you son of a bitch. 2065 02:11:20,840 --> 02:11:23,832 Let's go! We don't have time! Hurry, hurry. We got no time! 2066 02:11:23,920 --> 02:11:25,911 Initiate thrusters on my mark! 2067 02:11:26,000 --> 02:11:27,558 Two, one, mark! 2068 02:11:35,440 --> 02:11:36,998 Come on. Get some altitude. Let's go, let's go. 2069 02:11:37,120 --> 02:11:40,192 [ Yelling ] 2070 02:11:40,280 --> 02:11:41,429 Freedom has max thrust! 2071 02:11:48,480 --> 02:11:50,277 Thank you, Harry. 2072 02:11:57,080 --> 02:12:00,834 [ Screaming ] 2073 02:12:00,960 --> 02:12:02,951 Shuttle's out of range. Still no detonation. 2074 02:12:03,080 --> 02:12:05,913 [ Grunting ] 2075 02:12:07,400 --> 02:12:09,356 Something's not right. Too much time has gone by. 2076 02:12:11,880 --> 02:12:14,110 Zero barrier's about to be breached. One minute. 2077 02:12:14,200 --> 02:12:16,668 Harry, come on. Press that button. 2078 02:12:16,800 --> 02:12:20,793 - We're goin' back and do it ourselves. - Just don't. Wait one minute. 2079 02:12:20,880 --> 02:12:23,075 [ Grunting ] 2080 02:12:25,040 --> 02:12:27,759 - Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on. Press the button. 2081 02:12:27,880 --> 02:12:32,510 Colonel, I'm askin' you. Just one more minute! 2082 02:12:35,400 --> 02:12:38,437 [ Grunting ] 2083 02:12:38,520 --> 02:12:40,192 Press the button, Stamper. 2084 02:12:43,720 --> 02:12:45,153 Come on. 2085 02:12:47,640 --> 02:12:49,790 Harry'll do it. I know it. 2086 02:12:49,920 --> 02:12:52,514 He doesn't know how to fail. 2087 02:12:59,760 --> 02:13:01,432 We win, Gracie! 2088 02:13:03,040 --> 02:13:05,110 - Press it! - [ Beeping ] 2089 02:13:33,440 --> 02:13:35,556 [ Screaming ] 2090 02:13:35,680 --> 02:13:38,911 [ Man On P.A. ] We have detonation. Confirming detonation. 2091 02:13:54,960 --> 02:13:58,111 The two halves are gonna miss us by 400 miles... 2092 02:13:58,200 --> 02:14:00,998 and most of the small particles have been vaporized. 2093 02:14:11,360 --> 02:14:14,158 - Houston, we're comin' home. - We copy that, Freedom. 2094 02:14:14,280 --> 02:14:17,829 Yo, Harry, you the man. 2095 02:15:08,480 --> 02:15:12,359 Kennedy, we see you. And you never looked so good. 2096 02:15:12,480 --> 02:15:15,995 I never told anybody this before but I hate flyin', 2097 02:15:16,080 --> 02:15:17,832 so it'd be an awful shame to die now. 2098 02:15:17,960 --> 02:15:21,999 That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a bad-ass loan shark... 2099 02:15:22,120 --> 02:15:24,634 which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds. 2100 02:15:24,720 --> 02:15:26,119 Boy, that's bad. 2101 02:15:26,200 --> 02:15:30,273 Kennedy, we are 100 percent. Flap suspension control on full. 2102 02:15:42,400 --> 02:15:43,879 [ Man ] Welcome home, astronauts. 2103 02:15:52,280 --> 02:15:54,396 Hey, guys, remember: We're heroes now. 2104 02:15:54,480 --> 02:15:56,789 So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid, 2105 02:15:56,880 --> 02:15:59,235 Iet's keep that under wraps, all right? 2106 02:17:00,840 --> 02:17:03,912 Miss Stamper. 2107 02:17:04,040 --> 02:17:06,315 Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am. 2108 02:17:06,440 --> 02:17:10,149 Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter... 2109 02:17:10,280 --> 02:17:12,191 of the bravest man I've ever met. 2110 02:17:18,520 --> 02:17:20,351 Hello. [ Speaking French ] 2111 02:17:20,480 --> 02:17:22,914 - Oh, my God! - Hi, you're my hero. 2112 02:17:23,040 --> 02:17:26,555 Oh, baby, I wanna have babies with you. 2113 02:17:28,400 --> 02:17:30,231 Welcome back, cowboy. 2114 02:17:32,120 --> 02:17:36,159 Uh, Harry wanted you to have this. 2115 02:17:41,760 --> 02:17:43,352 He did, huh? 2116 02:18:01,000 --> 02:18:03,275 * I could stay awake * 2117 02:18:03,400 --> 02:18:08,394 * Just to hear you breathin' * 2118 02:18:08,520 --> 02:18:12,115 * Watch you smile while you are sleepin' * 2119 02:18:12,240 --> 02:18:16,518 * While you're far away and dreamin' * 2120 02:18:16,600 --> 02:18:20,479 * I just wanna stay with you * 2121 02:18:20,560 --> 02:18:23,154 * ln this moment forever * 2122 02:18:23,280 --> 02:18:25,999 * Forever and ever * 2123 02:18:26,120 --> 02:18:29,635 * I don't wanna close my eyes * 2124 02:18:29,760 --> 02:18:32,194 * I don't wanna fall asleep * 2125 02:18:32,320 --> 02:18:34,231 * 'Cause I miss you, baby * 2126 02:18:34,320 --> 02:18:37,312 * And I don't wanna miss a thing * 2127 02:18:37,400 --> 02:18:41,188 * 'Cause even when I dream of you * 2128 02:18:41,320 --> 02:18:43,880 * The sweetest dream would never do * 2129 02:18:43,960 --> 02:18:45,791 * I'd still miss you, baby * 2130 02:18:45,880 --> 02:18:49,316 * And I don't wanna miss a thing * 2131 02:18:49,400 --> 02:18:52,631 * And I don't wanna miss one smile * 2132 02:18:52,720 --> 02:18:56,554 * And I don't wanna miss one kiss * 2133 02:18:56,680 --> 02:18:59,877 * Well, I just wanna be with you right here * 2134 02:18:59,960 --> 02:19:03,794 * With you just like this * 2135 02:19:03,920 --> 02:19:07,959 * Well, I just wanna hold you close * 2136 02:19:08,080 --> 02:19:12,119 * Feel your heart so close to mine * 2137 02:19:12,240 --> 02:19:15,596 * And just stay here in this moment * 2138 02:19:15,720 --> 02:19:20,157 * For all the rest of time * 2139 02:19:20,240 --> 02:19:22,356 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah * 2140 02:19:22,480 --> 02:19:25,278 * Yeah * 2141 02:19:25,360 --> 02:19:28,830 * Don't wanna close my eyes * 2142 02:19:28,920 --> 02:19:31,229 * I don't wanna fall asleep * 2143 02:19:31,360 --> 02:19:33,316 * 'Cause I miss you, baby * 2144 02:19:33,400 --> 02:19:36,358 * And I don't wanna miss a thing * 2145 02:19:36,440 --> 02:19:40,115 * 'Cause even when I dream of you * 2146 02:19:40,240 --> 02:19:42,629 * The sweetest dream would never do * 2147 02:19:42,760 --> 02:19:44,716 * I'd still miss you, baby * 2148 02:19:44,840 --> 02:19:47,877 * And I don't wanna miss a thing * 2149 02:19:48,000 --> 02:19:50,958 * Don't wanna close my eyes * 2150 02:19:51,080 --> 02:19:55,153 * I don't wanna fall asleep * 2151 02:19:55,280 --> 02:19:58,989 * Yeah I don't wanna miss a thing ** 2152 02:22:48,720 --> 02:22:51,029 ** [ Woman Vocalizing ] 2153 02:22:56,440 --> 02:23:01,116 * All my bags are packed I'm ready to go * 2154 02:23:01,200 --> 02:23:04,875 * I'm standin' here outside your door * 2155 02:23:05,000 --> 02:23:09,835 * I hate to wake you up to say goodbye * 2156 02:23:11,600 --> 02:23:15,752 * But the dawn is breakin' It's early morn * 2157 02:23:15,880 --> 02:23:19,395 * The taxi's waitin' He's blowin' his horn * 2158 02:23:19,480 --> 02:23:22,677 * Already I'm ready I'm so lonesome * 2159 02:23:22,800 --> 02:23:24,756 * I could die * 2160 02:23:26,520 --> 02:23:30,877 * So kiss me and smile for me * 2161 02:23:30,960 --> 02:23:34,475 * Tell me that you'll wait for me * 2162 02:23:34,600 --> 02:23:39,879 * Hold me like you'll never let me go * 2163 02:23:41,080 --> 02:23:45,631 * 'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane * 2164 02:23:45,760 --> 02:23:49,958 * I don't know when I'll be back again * 2165 02:23:50,040 --> 02:23:54,750 * Oh, babe I hate to go * 2166 02:23:55,800 --> 02:24:00,351 * I'm leaving on a jet plane * 2167 02:24:00,440 --> 02:24:04,035 * Leaving on a jet plane * 2168 02:24:04,120 --> 02:24:07,635 * Leaving on a jet plane * 2169 02:24:07,760 --> 02:24:11,469 * Leaving on a jet plane * 2170 02:24:11,600 --> 02:24:14,797 * Leaving on a jet plane **