1 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:53,955 This is the Earth at a time when the dinosaurs roamed... 2 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,514 a lush and fertile planet. 3 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:09,393 A piece of rock just six miles wide changed all that. 4 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,909 lt hit with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons. 5 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:28,117 A trillion tons of dirt and rock hurtled into the atmosphere... 6 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,993 creating a suffocating blanket of dust... 7 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,429 the sun was powerless to penetrate... 8 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,790 for a thousand years. 9 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,557 lt happened before. 10 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,597 lt will happen again. 11 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,232 lt's just a question of when. 12 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,628 Engineering director-- Engineering-- 13 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,798 - Say again, Rudy. - Houston, affirmative. 14 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,755 l'm gonna try again. 15 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,395 This time why don't we put in a hold at nine. Cancel the pending resume. 16 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,040 Almost got it. 17 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,435 - Dennis, l'm almost there. - Houston, Pete's looking real strong. 18 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,836 Okay, Pete. We got that coupling on the board here now. 19 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:36,037 We'll give you the go-ahead from down here when it's in alignment. 20 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,793 Sounds good. Give me ten seconds. 21 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,791 His heart rate's racing. 22 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,836 - Hey, Pete. lt's Truman. - Hey. 23 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:46,911 - How you doing up there, Hoss? - Pretty good. 24 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,468 Now, listen, Pete. We got an eye on your meds here. 25 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,313 l'll give you a buffalo nickel if you'll calm down just a little bit. 26 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,113 - Can you do that for me? - Whatever you say. 27 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,630 Okay, uh, now we got plenty of time, buddy, so don't you worry. 28 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,837 - Atlantis-- - Okay. Looking good here. 29 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,837 - He's got it. - He'll be all right. - Go ahead, Atlantis. 30 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,713 Roger that, Houston. Suggest we start reeling Pete in. 31 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,117 - The system's down. - No. 32 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,117 - What the hell is that? - My Lord. 33 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,788 We're down. 34 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,673 Houston! 35 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,435 - We've lost all contact. - What happened? 36 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,000 Stewart, play that tape back! 37 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,559 Houston! 38 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,152 Multiple bogeys! Multiple bogeys! 39 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:59,074 Sector five, niner. l have three. Now five. Unidentified tracts. 40 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,998 - My screen's full. - Multiple tracts headed towards the Atlantic seaboard. 41 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,271 This could be a surprise missile attack. 42 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,352 Mr President, the shuttle Atlantis just exploded in space. 43 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,277 Okay, l want three groups! 44 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,595 One: internal malfunction. 45 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,148 Get the log tape. Start working back. Maybe it's a glitch. 46 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:24,439 Two: l want NORAD Space Command and the 50th Tactical comparing all the space junk you track in every orbit. 47 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,590 l want you to check, recheck and then do it all over again. 48 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,553 Number three: wild cards, anything and everything. 49 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,636 All right? Now, big Ross, l want you to get on the telephone. 50 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,314 - Wake up 11,000 people. - Right. - Walt, get 'em going. 51 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,277 - Let's go! - Karl! 52 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,397 Karl! Karl! 53 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:46,440 Karl! Your Stouffer's pot pie's been on the table almost ten hours. 54 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,915 - l want a divorce. - Dottie, l'm on to something big here. 55 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,112 l-l don't know what this is, but it looks like something's burning up there. 56 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:56,028 Go get my phone book, will you? Get my phone book. Get those names of those guys from NASA. 57 00:04:56,160 --> 00:05:00,711 Excuse me! Am l wearing a sign that says, ''Karl's slave''? 58 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:05,316 Go get my goddam phone book! Get the book! 59 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,158 Get the book! Get the book! 60 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:15,269 Space Command is reporting negative. That is zero global launches. 61 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:18,511 - lt might just be pieces of the shuttle breaking up as it comes in. - Yeah, it might be Santa Claus. 62 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,757 Until we get definitive, reliable alternative confirmation, General... 63 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,791 we go to defcon three. 64 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:32,389 l'm getting ready for the big time 65 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:36,837 Someday you're gonna say l'm big time too 66 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,359 Hey, little man! Little Richard! 67 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:42,752 Me and you, man! We going to the top, baby! Big time! 68 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,314 Yo, man, l ain't gonna be ridin' this bike the rest of my life! 69 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:49,149 You know what l'm sayin'? l'm gettin' a motorcycle, baby. We gonna travel in style. 70 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:54,430 l'm getting ready for the big time 71 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,915 Someday you're gonna say l'm big time 72 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,715 Watch where you're goin'. l bet you, none of y'all stop for brothers. 73 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,918 Slow down, Little Richard. You've been ridin' all morning, man. You gotta take a dump? 74 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:11,159 - We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme to bring you this special report. - Hey, man, what happened? 75 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:16,439 The shuttle Atlantis exploded in space at 3:47 a.m., Eastern Standard Time. 76 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,154 This morning NASA officials are denying-- 77 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:21,396 Hey! Hey, get! Get! 78 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,118 - That's my Godzilla. Come on, now. - Yo, fool! 79 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:31,113 -Don't be kickin' Little Richard. What the hell your problem? -Now that dog's eating my Godzilla, man. 80 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,839 - And what's a little runt like you gonna do about it? - Get him, Richard. Sic him. 81 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:38,357 lf l wasn't a Christian, l'd be throwin' your fat, pineapple-eatin' ass through the window. 82 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,153 - Why we not going, huh? - Well, y-y-you know why? 'Cause this is New York City. 83 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,511 Anything could have happened. Look at that. Uh, let's see. lt could have been a terrorist bomb. 84 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,916 lt could have been a dead body somebody shot, stabbed. And it's Friday. Payday too. 85 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,231 - Somebody probably jumped, didn't get their pay cheque. Yes. - l want to go shopping. 86 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:08,275 Me too, but we ain't goin' nowhere 'cause this is a traffic jam. 87 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,635 - Little Richard. - Hurry! Right over there! - Go! 88 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,756 Yo, Little Richard! 89 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,671 Hang on, Little Richard! l'm comin'! 90 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,959 Don't you worry about it. l'm gonna get you outta there! 91 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,510 You okay, buddy? Don't worry about it. Hang in there. 92 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,915 Somebody dial 911! 93 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,917 My screen's full! They're all over the place! 94 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,350 Bogeys are breachin' the atmosphere from Finland down the North American seaboard. 95 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,393 Whoa! 96 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,192 Look at that! 97 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,194 Oh, we at war! 98 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,514 Saddam Hussein is bombin' us! 99 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,557 Come on! Let's go! Let's go! 100 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,669 Get out of here! 101 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,836 Oh, my God! 102 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,556 Let's stay focused. We need to map the trajectory now. 103 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,232 - That could take a week. - Just find it, okay? 104 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,716 - l want to know if the worst is over or if it's on its way. - We've got General Kimsey on the line. 105 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:03,277 We've got hits from Finland to South Carolina. We know they're not missiles. Now what the hell is it? 106 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,636 lt's a meteor shower. That's what took out the shuttle. 107 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,314 - He's waiting for you. - What's the death toll? 108 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,795 l've got the President on Air Force One demanding answers. 109 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,199 ls it over? 110 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:18,711 General, we've got 11,000 people at NASA trying to figure that out right now. When we know, you'll know. 111 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:27,554 Okay, Karl, listen. l want you to take your time. Yes, sir. You are definitely the first. 112 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:32,549 Okay, first coordinate. One-two-three-nine. 1239, right? 113 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,597 - FBl locked his location. - Saw an explosion in space. 114 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:39,194 - Okay. - The last one-- 115 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:43,154 - Now, listen, Karl, this is top secret. - Sir, l'm retired Navy. l know all about classified. 116 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,596 But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her, right? 117 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,759 - Yes, that's right. That's right. - l want to name her Dottie, after my wife. 118 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:55,829 - She's a vicious, life-suckin' bitch from which there's no escape. - That's-- That's sweet, Karl. 119 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:59,077 S.D.l., this is Flight Director. l want to get that Hubble movin', and l want it now. 120 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,873 Roger that. We're movin' the Hubble! 121 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:13,348 - lt's enormous. - This is the anomaly at 1643. 122 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:18,673 Here is the anomaly at 1658. 123 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:22,116 And here is the anomaly at 1700. 124 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,595 Enough with this ''anomaly'' horseshit! 125 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,956 - What is this thing? - lt's an asteroid, sir. 126 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,793 How big are we talking? 127 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,757 Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion-- 128 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,559 - lt's the size of Texas, Mr President. - Y-Y-Yes, sir. 129 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,875 Dan, we didn't see this thing coming? 130 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,195 Well, our object collision budget's a million dollars. 131 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,356 That allows us to track about three percent of the sky. 132 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,637 - And begging your pardon, sir, but it's a big-ass sky. - And the ones this morning? 133 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:48,115 Uh, those are nothing. Uh, they're the size of basketballs... 134 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,031 and, uh, Volkswagens, things like that. 135 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,720 ls this going to hit us? 136 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,475 - We're efforting that as we speak, sir. - What kind of damage are we-- 137 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,272 Damage? 138 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,356 Total, sir. 139 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,914 lt's what we call a global killer. 140 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,996 The end of mankind. 141 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,997 Doesn't matter where it hits. 142 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,315 Nothing would survive, not even bacteria. 143 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:13,319 My God. What do we do? 144 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,832 We have 18 days before it hits Earth. 145 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,713 - Have mercy. - Rise and shine! 146 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,672 Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! 147 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,228 - Fore! - Stop the drilling! 148 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,157 Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! 149 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,038 - Hey! - Hey, that was close! 150 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:58,036 l gave you 50,000 a year in donations! What do you think they're so mad about, Chick? 151 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,913 Well, l think they feel that drilling for oil is an evil thing. 152 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,793 Do you know how much diesel that clunker boat pumps out in an hour? 153 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,155 You know, l just found out something interesting. 154 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:10,273 - Number two chewed 180 feet last night. - Who do we have to thank for this? 155 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,073 Well, l'll give you two guesses, but you're only gonna need one. 156 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,236 Goddam it, A.J.! 157 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,271 A.J.! 158 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,592 A.J.! A.J., you in here? 159 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,075 Oh, that's just perfect. ln bed. Get up! 160 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:29,079 - Uh, hey, you wanted to see me? - Yeah, l was lookin' for ya. 161 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,957 You're pissed. Okay, l can see that. 162 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:35,591 No. You know what, A.J.? l'm not pissed. You've seen me pissed. This is way, way beyond pissed, though. 163 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:39,195 - You know l shut down number two last night, right? - Yeah, man, l had a hunch on that. 164 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,915 Dude, let me tell you somethin'. Someday, many years from now, when you're all growed up... 165 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:47,238 and you got your own oil company and $8 million of your own money on the contract... 166 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:50,796 you can do whatever comes into that little A.J.-idiotin' mind of yours you want... 167 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,316 but as long as it says ''Harry Stamper Oil'' on the rig you will not disobey my rules. 168 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,356 - You got that? - Yeah, l do got it. 169 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,597 - Right now, l need to hear five words from you. - Uh-- 170 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:02,678 - l'll never do that again. - Never do that again. 171 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,069 l'm a fool. That was idiotic. l-l mean, that was stupid. 172 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,156 l'm an idiot. l know what name's on the sign. l'm not-- l can't-- 173 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,714 - What's going on here? - What's going on? Well, l-l mean, l-- 174 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:13,554 - l screwed up. l'm a little edgy. - How long you worked for me? - Five wonderful years. 175 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,552 ln five years, you have never apologized to me this quickly. 176 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:20,030 - Something's going on here. l'm gonna find out what it is. - No, no, no. Well-- 177 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:24,597 l-l'm turning over a new leaf. l'm trying to learn from the man. What would Harry do? 178 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,910 l'm at a loss for words. 179 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,599 - Okay, l can explain this. - You can explain that? 180 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:39,514 - l can. - l would really like an explanation. You just stay right here. 181 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:48,349 - Grace? - Hi, Harry. 182 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,074 l have asked you repeatedly to call me Dad. 183 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,673 - Sorry, Harry. - Get up and get your clothes on. 184 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,760 You just stay right there. l'll be right back. 185 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,957 Here's what we're gonna do. l want every strategy we've got on near-Earth object collision, okay? 186 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:16,631 Any ideas, any programs, anything you sketched on a pizza box or a cocktail napkin. 187 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,799 For 30 years, they questioned the need for NASA. Today we're gonna give them the answer. 188 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,234 You know about this, Rockhound? You knew. 189 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,271 No, l-l had no idea. 190 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,274 Where's Harry? 191 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,994 Harry! All right! Whoa, whoa, whoa! l understand, okay? 192 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,509 You're mad. Who-Who wouldn't be mad? 193 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,160 - But he's gonna shoot you. - Nah. No, he's not. Oh, shit. 194 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,478 - Harry! - What's wrong with you? 195 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,596 Make your peace with God, A.J. 196 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,434 - This guy's got a gun, man! He's shooting at me! - Harry, this is not funny! 197 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:56,672 - Harry, listen to me! We can talk this over! - So is this a, uh, serious thing? 198 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,995 - Yeah, pretty serious. - Bear, man! - What's up? 199 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,680 He's shooting at me. Uh, you see Harry comin', crack him with that wrench! 200 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,832 You told A.J.'s dad just before he died that you would take care of the boy. 201 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,916 Now, l'm not sure that shootin' him is takin' care of him. 202 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,077 - Why don't you put the gun down, boss? - You don't want none of this, Bear. Get out of my way. 203 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,111 Just trying to give my man a head start, that's all. 204 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:16,273 Not to mention the fact that l don't think you wanna kill the best man on your crew before we strike oil. 205 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:20,273 Ah, Chick, l ain't gonna kill him. Just gonna take a foot off. A man can work with one foot. 206 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,238 You remember old Frank Marx who worked with one hand all them years? 207 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:27,194 - Yeah, but he wasn't very good. - Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane! 208 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,595 Now honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way. 209 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,599 - You can't control my life. - Fine. Clothes. Now! 210 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,917 All right, stop, all right? lt was funny for a minute, it's not funny any more. 211 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,794 - Harry, this is illegal, man. - l'm temporarily insane, Rock. lt's all right. 212 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,278 - Do l look like l'm crazy to you? - Well-- 213 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,436 Harry, hey, just cool down. 214 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,478 - What are you-- Okay, stop. - All right. All right, Harry. 215 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,716 All right. Now, listen, man to man. 216 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,519 l'm serious. l love her. 217 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,392 Way wrong answer. 218 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,799 - Whoa, whoa, Harry. lt's gettin' real. - Harry! Come on, Harry! 219 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,514 - Stop him! - You shot him! 220 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,272 Bullet never got close. Just a ricochet. 221 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,755 You know, it's all funny till somebody gets shot in the leg. 222 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,429 Hey, pucker up! We got clients incoming! 223 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,832 Uh, b-back in, uh, 1974... 224 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:26,270 w-we first got the-the idea, the possibility that a, that a meteor or an asteroid-- 225 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:30,029 l need somebody who's had a little less caffeine this morning. Doc, translate. 226 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,709 Our first feasibility plan was to use a spread-focus laser generator... 227 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,671 to heat the object to the point of fracture. 228 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,950 That's like shooting a B.B. gun at a freight train, Doc. 229 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,877 Uh, some of us have got this idea. 230 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,356 We want to land a craft, deploy solar sails. 231 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,278 You'll have a great big canopy. Solar winds will be caught... 232 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,597 by these mylar sails. 233 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,631 - Okay. - Come on, guys. 234 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,309 We gotta come up with something realistic here. We got 18 days. 235 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,915 That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds. 236 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,554 Time's a luxury we don't have. What? 237 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,836 Listen, Harry. A.J. is my choice-- my choice and not yours. 238 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,635 He's the only one in your age bracket, Grace. lt's not a choice, it's a lack of options. 239 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:16,430 l don't know what in the world makes you think that you have the right to tell me what to do any more, Harry. 240 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,676 l suppose being your father doesn't count, huh? 241 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,671 - Not really. - Since when? 242 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,758 Since l reached the age of 10 and became older than you, Harry. 243 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,558 Since Mom split. Why don't you take your pick? 244 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:31,232 Look, l understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity and l forgive you. 245 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,954 l may be an immature father, okay? But l'm still your employer. 246 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,117 And as your boss l want you on that crew boat tonight and back in the office by Monday. 247 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,198 - You got that? - Okay. l quit. 248 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:44,313 Grace, you can't quit now. l need you to keep on workin'. 249 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:51,190 - Hi, Harry! - What are you smilin' about? 250 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:56,149 l've been seein' A.J. for more than five months, Harry. 251 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,554 You little hypocrite. l ever held you back once from doin' anything? 252 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,393 What about having a life, Harry? The first time l got my period... 253 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,636 Rockhound had to take me into Taipei for Tampax... 254 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,830 and then he had to show me how to use 'em, Harry. 255 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,910 l ju-- No, l-l told her how to use it. l didn't show her, Harry. 256 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,670 l was playing with titanium depth gauges when l should've been playing with dolls. 257 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,759 l mean, l learned about the birds and the bees from Freddie Noonan's tattoos. 258 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,553 Look, l was raised on roughnecks by you... 259 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,114 and now you get all shocked and shaken when l fall in love with one. 260 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,550 - So who is the hypocrite here, Harry, huh? Who? - Look at those nice pipes up there. 261 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:35,639 - Listen to me, Grace. l want you-- - No, you listen to me, Harry. l grew up. 262 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,354 With the proximity of the asteroid... 263 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,034 and no prep time, none of our primary plans can work. 264 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:45,272 Why don't we just send up 150 nuclear warheads and blast that rock apart? 265 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,676 - Terrible idea. - Was l talkin' to you? 266 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:53,669 This is Dr Ronald Quincy from research, pretty much the smartest man on the planet. You might want to listen to him. 267 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:58,390 General, if you consider your target-- her composition, her dimensions... 268 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,557 her sheer velocity, you could fire every nuke you've got at her... 269 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,677 and she'll just smile at you and keep on coming. 270 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,995 You should know that the president's scientific advisors... 271 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:11,511 are suggesting that a nuclear blast could change this asteroid's trajectory. 272 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:15,155 l know the president's chief scientific advisor. We were at M.l.T. together. 273 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,192 And in a situation like this, you-- you really don't want... 274 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,398 to take the advice of a man who got a C-minus in astrophysics. 275 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:27,355 The president's advisors are, um, wrong. l'm right. 276 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,471 Hitting the rock from the outside won't do the job. 277 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,876 lmagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand. 278 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,635 You set it off. What happens? Burn your hand, right? 279 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:40,230 You close your fist around the same firecracker and set it off-- 280 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,720 Your wife's gonna be opening your ketchup bottles the rest of your life. 281 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,836 Are you suggesting we blow this thing up from the inside? 282 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,639 - That's exactly what l'm saying. - How? 283 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:53,389 We drill. We bring in the world's best deep-core driller. 284 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,869 Harry, get up here! We're takin' a hit! 285 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,911 - Get A.J. up here! Whoa! - Come on! 286 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,030 Send another pipe on down! Right now! Full pipe! 287 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:07,229 - lt's a gas pocket. - l told you. Am l lucky or am l just a genius? 288 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,238 l shut it down for a reason, you jackass! The relief valve's fried open. 289 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:17,272 Shut off the number two valve! Grace, get the clients outta here now! 290 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,868 Chick, get 'em outta here! Get 'em off the rig now! 291 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:34,277 Get the hell down! This thing is gonna blow! 292 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,478 Get out! Chick, get out now! 293 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,797 Get down! 294 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,838 Three dozen research calls and every time the same man is recommended. 295 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,076 He's worked on every terrain this planet can offer. 296 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,236 Whenever they said it couldn't be drilled, this guy drilled it. 297 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,909 - Everybody all right? - We struck oil, baby! 298 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,350 Somebody could've got killed out here today. You want that on your conscience? 299 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,797 High thumb. You are man, Harry. 300 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,474 Thumbs high. 301 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,037 You're fired. 302 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,669 Who's Harry Stamper? 303 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,268 Yeah, l'm Harry Stamper. What's all this about? 304 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:26,875 Mr Stamper, l'm General Montgomery, commander of the Pacific air forces. 305 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,116 l've been sent here by the secretary of defence... 306 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,471 on direct orders from the president of the United States. 307 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,830 lt's a matter of urgent national security. 308 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,316 l need you to get on that chopper right now, no questions asked. 309 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,517 - Crazy Willie put you up to this? - Afraid l don't know Crazy Willie. 310 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,592 Sir, l'm dead serious about this. 311 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,632 - Harry. - What? 312 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,915 Man, l swear to God, she never told me her age. 313 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,759 lt's all right. Relax. lt's about me. 314 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,870 Oh. Forget it. 315 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,275 All right, General. l'll go with ya. 316 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,472 On one condition-- we have to take my daughter along. 317 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,431 - What did l do? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you guys takin' her? Wait a minute. 318 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,915 - Sir, stay right here. - Well-- 319 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,349 Chick! Get him paid, get him off the rig! 320 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,318 - Mr Stamper? - Yeah, l'm Harry Stamper. 321 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:32,115 How ya doin'? Miss Stamper. l'm Dan Truman, executive director here. 322 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,674 - Now listen, on behalf of all of us, l'd really like to apologize-- - Apologize. 323 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,950 l don't know if we can take any more apologies, Mr Truman. 324 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,878 We've been apologized to for the last 18 and a half hours. 325 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,195 So if you don't mind, how 'bout if we just get on with it... 326 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,914 and you tell us why we're here at the NASA space centre? 327 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,471 - We should probably talk alone. - Mr Truman, l don't keep any secrets from my daughter, Grace. 328 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,034 So whether you tell her now or l tell her later she's gonna find out... 329 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,390 one way or the other, so why don't we just get on with it? 330 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,638 So when the rogue comet hit the asteroid belt, it sent shrapnel right for us. 331 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,280 For the next 15 days the Earth's in a shooting gallery. 332 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:05,279 Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it's still hitting land. 333 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,916 lt'll flash-boil millions of gallons of sea water and slam into the ocean bedrock. 334 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,555 Now, if it's a Pacific Ocean impact-- which we think it will be-- 335 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:17,912 it'll create a tidal wave three miles high, travel at 1,000 miles an hour... 336 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,316 covering California and washing up in Denver. 337 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,671 Japan's gone. Australia's wiped out. 338 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,598 Half the world's population'll be incinerated by the heat blast... 339 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,513 and the rest'll freeze to death from nuclear winter. 340 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,431 That's unbelievable. 341 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,360 Well, actually, this is as real as it gets. 342 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,513 Well, it's coming, right now-- 343 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,558 right for us-- at 22,000 miles an hour. 344 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,393 Not a soul on Earth can hide from it. 345 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,596 l take it you're not alerting everyone like this. 346 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,678 Nobody knows. That's the way it stays. 347 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,314 For the next ten days, there are only nine telescopes in the world... 348 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,914 that can spot the asteroid, and we control eight of 'em. 349 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,873 The president's classified this information top secret. 350 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,639 lf news like this got out, there'd be an overnight breakdown... 351 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:23,589 of basic social services worldwide-- rioting, mass religious hysteria. 352 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,240 Total chaos. You can imagine. 353 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:29,318 Basically the worst parts of the Bible. 354 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,037 Six billion people on the planet-- 355 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,116 why'd you guys call me? 356 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,471 - We need you to prep the team we're sending up. - Up? 357 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,956 We'll send 'em to the asteroid, they'll land, they'll drill a hole, they'll drop some nukes... 358 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,838 take off and detonate if we can fix this equipment problem. 359 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:51,471 Now, the, uh, drilling unit's a prototype we've been building for the Mars project. 360 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,996 You, uh-- you might recognize the rig. 361 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,635 Yeah, well, l guess l should recognize it. lt's my design. 362 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,510 What'd you do? Steal a key to the patent office? 363 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,438 - Yeah, basically. - Let me get this straight. 364 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,638 l got pulled off an oil rig, flown halfway around the world because you stole my drill design... 365 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:15,190 couldn't read the plans right and did a piss-poor job of putting it together, is that it? 366 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,039 - Well, technically, patents don't apply to outer space. - Just shut up, Quincy. 367 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:21,396 lt's not going to Mars any more. lt's going to try to save this planet. 368 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,471 And we need to know what's wrong with it pretty quick. 369 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,471 You said we did a bad job of putting it together? 370 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,831 No, l said you did a piss-poor job of putting it together. 371 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,996 First of all, you got the flow system all reversed. 372 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:35,278 Let me guess: you've been tearin' up rotors and you can't figure out why. 373 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:39,148 - Yeah, that's right, actually. - Well, that's because your cams are all wrong, Mr Wizard. 374 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,994 - Who's been operating this thing? - Right there. 375 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,117 W-We've actually-- we've had them training for eight months solid now. 376 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,913 - Eight whole months? - Well, pretty much, yeah. 377 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,316 - Well, gee whiz. - Well, this is the team that has to do the job up there. 378 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,351 We need you to train 'em down here. 379 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,431 Well, Mr Stamper, what do you think? 380 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,154 You know, drilling's a science. lt's an art. 381 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,390 l'm a third-generation driller, doin' it all my life... 382 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,954 and l still haven't got it all figured out. 383 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,356 l assume you sent for me because somebody told you l was the best. 384 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,914 Well, l'm only the best because l work with the best. 385 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,555 You don't trust the men you're working with, you're as good as dead. 386 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,716 Now, you want to send these boys into space, fine. 387 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,796 l'm sure they'll make good astronauts. 388 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,388 But they don't know jack about drillin'. 389 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,040 - What's your contingency plan? - Contingency plan? 390 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,799 Your backup plan. You gotta have some kind of backup plan, right? 391 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,798 - No, we don't have a backup plan. This is it. - And this is the best that you could-- 392 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,390 that the-the government, the U.S. government can come up with? 393 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,631 l mean, y-you're NASA, for cryin' out loud. You put a man on the moon. 394 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,877 You're geniuses! Y-You're the guys that think this shit up. 395 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,309 l'm sure you got a team of men sittin' around somewhere right now... 396 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,670 just thinkin' shit up and somebody backin' them up. 397 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,394 You tellin' me you don't have a backup plan, that these eight Boy Scouts right here... 398 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,273 that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me? 399 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,437 - Yeah. - Oh, Jesus. Damn it. 400 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,910 We're a little short on time here. Will you help us? 401 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,993 - All they gotta do is drill? - That's it. 402 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,509 No spacewalkin', no crazy astronaut stuff? 403 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,273 Just drill. 404 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,755 How many men were you plannin' on takin' up there? 405 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,751 We're sendin' up two shuttles, two teams. 406 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,996 lf l do this, l'm gonna wanna take my own men. 407 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,111 You got it. 408 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,073 So you're saying you'll help us? 409 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,952 Yes, sir. 410 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,076 Thanks. 411 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,633 l just don't trust anybody else to do it, that's all. 412 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,474 No, Mrs Curlene, it's Harry Stamper. 413 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,189 lf you see Bear, you tell him Harry's lookin' for him. 414 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,756 Those guys get off this rig, they scatter. J. Otis Curlene Bear-- 415 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,668 probably the only black man on a big hog in Kadoka, South Dakota. 416 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,149 Come and get Papa Bear! 417 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:58,272 - Uh, Max. - You got a weight limit on the shuttle? 418 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,350 - Max. - Hey, Mama. 419 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,672 - Oh, that's so sweet, Maxie. - Hey, did ya get me one of them yellow jelly bear claws l like? 420 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,791 Maxie, are you in trouble with the law again? 421 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,592 - No, Mama. - Maxie. 422 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,517 l swear, Mama, l'm-- 423 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,910 - You know l want Rockhound. - We call him Hound because... 424 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,309 well, um, he's horny. 425 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,517 Well, you might want to start with every bar in New Orleans. 426 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,438 That is a big, shiny mount, isn't it? 427 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,715 - How long you been married? - For two weeks. 428 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,030 - See this diamond? - Yeah? 429 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,833 - lt's not a diamond. Would you like another drink? - Yeah. 430 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,434 - Sir, FBl. - She's so cute. 431 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,596 - No, thanks. - We have a national security matter. 432 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,557 - Good for you. - Let's go. 433 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,791 - Now. - How old are you? 434 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,151 Oscar Choice-- spacey but absolutely brilliant geologist. 435 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,840 He owns a horse ranch outside of El Paso. 436 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,151 What the-- 437 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:02,120 Mr Chick Chapel, at the craps table, Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada. 438 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,913 Yes! About time. 439 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,309 Charles Chapel, game's over. 440 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,797 Who's gonna run the other rig? 441 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,876 How 'bout Benny? He's good. 442 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,798 The only one knows how to run it as well as l do is A.J. 443 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,195 l thought you said you couldn't trust him. 444 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,709 l thought you said l could. 445 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,394 Yep, you are on your way, A.J. 446 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,910 Well, you know, bein' in business for yourself has its advantages-- 447 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,998 make my own hours, nobody shoots me in the leg. 448 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,558 You don't got a gun on ya now, do ya? Oh, good. 449 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:42,071 'Cause l kinda wanted to get back to this whole thing about you askin' me for help. 450 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:46,990 Does that mean that there's actually a job that Mr All-Go-No-Quit-Big-Nuts... 451 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,157 Harry Stamper can't handle by himself... 452 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,674 and needs my expert advice? 453 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,360 - Somethin' like that, yeah. - Well, no, no, no. 454 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,914 l mean, is it-it something like that, or is it that? 455 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,714 You know, you and me got a real problem. 456 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,752 You know, Harry, there are only, uh... 457 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,792 five words l wanna hear from you right now. 458 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:12,112 And those words are: ''You know, A.J., l really look up to you. 459 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,674 ''You've been a hero of mine for a long time, and... 460 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,031 l'm very impressed with your work; l'm emotionally closed off.'' 461 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,111 That's like-- that's like 11 words or somethin'. 462 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:25,035 You know what? How about just, ''A.J., l'm sorry, and-- and l love ya.'' 463 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,475 You know, A.J., there's not a job on the planet... 464 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,596 that l want you to work with me on. 465 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,477 l mean that. 466 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,679 So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job? 467 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,076 - Big Daddy! - What's up, baby? 468 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,156 Yeah, big Bear. What's up? What's up? 469 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,077 What's up, Harry? Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man? 470 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,196 None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth... 471 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:06,910 wait for this big rock to crash into it, kill everything and everybody we know. 472 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,639 The United States government just asked us to save the world. 473 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:16,435 - Anybody wanna say no? - Twenty years-- 474 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,599 haven't turned ya down once, not about to start now. 475 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,958 - l'm there. - Guess l can't let you go up there alone. 476 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,752 l'm with you. 477 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,553 l mean, this is-- this is historic. 478 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,757 Guys, this is like deep blue hero stuff. 479 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:37,072 - Of course l'm in. - While l don't share his enthusiasm... 480 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,153 you know me-- beam me up, Scotty. 481 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,953 - You all right, Max? - l-l don't-- l-l don't-- 482 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,630 Whatever you think. 483 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,116 - What about you? - l'm in. 484 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,031 All right, then. 485 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,835 We go. 486 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:01,117 l don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, but... 487 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,356 you think we'll get hazard pay out of this? 488 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,869 lf you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up. 489 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,748 To tell you the truth, l'm kind of encouraged. This guy Chick here was an Air Force commando for six years. 490 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:13,270 We got robbery, assault, arrest, resisting arrest. 491 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,551 We got a collection agent for the mob. Two of these guys have done serious time. 492 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,835 -Look, they're the best at what they do. -So am l. 493 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,751 And l'm not so optimistic. 494 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,798 We spend $250 billion a year on defence. 495 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,354 And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands... 496 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,954 of a bunch of retards l wouldn't trust with a potato gun. 497 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,317 - So what's the verdict? - They'll do it. 498 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,955 - They've made a few requests though. - Such as? 499 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,471 Just a few things here, uh-- 500 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,832 Nothing really big, just-- Well, as an example-- 501 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:55,313 Uh, Oscar here's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants 'em wiped off his record. 502 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,830 - Fifty-six tickets in seven states. - l'll tell him, Oscar. l got it. 503 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,753 - Okay. - Uh, Noonan's got two women friends... 504 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,838 that he'd like to see made American citizens, no questions asked. 505 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:09,238 Max would like you to bring back eight track tapes. 506 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:13,148 Not sure if that's gonna work, but let's see what else. 507 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:18,149 Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace, um-- 508 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,873 Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya? 509 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,071 Uh, Bear would like to stay at the... 510 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,311 White Horse, the-- 511 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,829 White House. White House. 512 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,795 White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House for the summer. 513 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,156 - Stuff like that. - Sure, l think we can, uh... 514 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,670 take care of some of that. 515 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,591 Harry! 516 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,077 Yeah, one more thing. Um-- 517 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,317 None of them wanna pay taxes again. 518 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,719 Ever. 519 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,599 Who's that for? Mr Ed? 520 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:12,349 You stick that in me, l'm gonna stab you in the heart with it. You ever see Pulp Fiction? 521 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:17,076 Oh, say can you see 522 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,720 We're losin' him, we're losin' him. Clear! Kaboom! 523 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,633 - Freddie, you all right? - Does this look okay to you? 524 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,753 - Does this look okay? - lt's not all bad. lt's kinda tingly. 525 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,189 Mr Chapel, you're next! 526 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,073 Oh, gee, lady, l just came here to drill. 527 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,997 Oh, so did l. 528 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,231 Your triglycerides are way high... 529 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,959 and your bad cholesterol is shockingly bad. 530 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,072 - Tell ya to lay off those pork rinds, Pooh Bear. - Yeah, pork rind this. 531 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,431 Pork rinds this! Yeah! 532 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,357 Take it off, baby! 533 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,274 Well, at least they're in good spirits. 534 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,955 Piece of cake. Look, you wanna compare brain pans? 535 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,713 l won the Westinghouse Prize when l was 12. Big deal. 536 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:10,628 Published at 19. So what? l got a double doctorate from M.l.T. at 22. 537 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,951 Chemistry and geology. l taught at Princeton for 2 1/2 years. 538 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:18,119 You know, l think this might be the most uncomfortable room l've ever been in in my life. 539 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,118 Why do l do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes... 540 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,515 and they let me use explosives, okay? 541 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,234 Okay, you wanna be all psychological with me, that's fine. 542 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,396 l'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts... 543 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,234 is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in the band. 544 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,151 Who is Jethro Tull? 545 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:38,313 My favourite dish is haggis-- heart, lungs, liver. 546 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:43,030 You shove that all in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it. That'll put some hair on your ass. 547 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,391 l am not crazy. l'm just a little emotional right now, okay? 548 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,080 You all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. Look-- get-- l mean-- 549 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,555 After this is over, could l, like, get a hug from you or somethin'? 550 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,791 Okay, Cyclops lady's startin' to bug me. 551 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,713 - Can you handle it? - l mean, l can handle what l'm, you know, l'm gonna do. 552 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,637 l can handle that, but l don't know if l can handle this room. 553 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,557 Woman with large breasts. 554 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:08,038 - Woman with medium breasts. - Here's Harry givin' me a hard time. 555 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,469 And, uh, this is Harry tellin' me it's not good enough. 556 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,950 And, uh, this is Harry tellin' me l can't marry his daughter. Thanks a lot. l appreciate it. 557 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,753 Just let it out. 558 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,230 l suffered a major head injury when l was in high school. 559 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,515 This one looks like you... with breasts. 560 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,636 Yeah, l can handle it. Yeah, l can handle it. 561 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,999 A home run! The Cubs win the World Series! 562 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,831 Fail. Fail. Depressively fail. 563 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,872 One toxicology analysis revealed ketamine. 564 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,709 - That is a very powerful sedative. - Sedatives are used all the time, Doctor. 565 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,717 Well, this one's used on horses. 566 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,157 Some of these guys are pretty big. 567 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,549 lt would normally take 18 months to psychologically prepare... 568 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,029 prescreen viable subjects for space travel. 569 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:57,188 - We have seen evidence of a wide variety of territorial aggression. - Can they physically survive the trip? 570 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:02,115 - That's all l need to know here, okay? - Personally, l don't know how they survived the tests. 571 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,837 Talk about the wrong stuff. 572 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,910 Good morning. l'm Colonel Willie Sharp. 573 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,634 ln addition to flying one of the X-71 teams to that rock... 574 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,719 my job is to train you how to deal with the mental and physical rigors of working in space... 575 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,236 so you don't freak out on the asteroid. 576 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,636 United States astronauts train for years. 577 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,557 You have 12 days. 578 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,910 Do we have any intelligent questions before we get started? 579 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:38,673 - What's an X-71? - You're the first civilians to ever see her. 580 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,031 We call 'em the X-71s. 581 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,594 lt's a top secret joint venture with the Air Force. 582 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,558 She and her sister ship at Vandenberg are leaving tomorrow for launch prep in Florida... 583 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,193 but l thought you oughta take a look. 584 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,232 The two shuttles going up are the Freedom and the lndependence. 585 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,551 Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest... 586 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,558 most sophisticated space vehicle man has ever made. 587 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,989 Okay, Air Force Colonel Davis, NASA pilot Tucker... 588 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,917 will command the shuttle lndependence. 589 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,510 Air Force Colonel Sharp, NASA pilot Watts, shuttle Freedom. 590 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:10,718 Munitions specialist Gruber and Halsey will supervise the nuclear ordnance. 591 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,957 Anyway, uh, l just thought, uh-- 592 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,116 thought you guys should meet. 593 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,389 Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless environmental training facility. 594 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,313 So we're going swimming on this asteroid? ls that what this is for? 595 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,194 Here at downtown NASA, we call this the ''Monster Armadillo.'' 596 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,518 Gonna be retrofitted with your drilling arm. She'll turn 800 turbo horses in near zero gravity. 597 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,428 Mind if we take a look at her now? All these rubber hoses gotta go, Max. Count 'em up. 598 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,472 Make sure it's short-throw shiftin'. 599 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,996 Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is. 600 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,999 Plastic ice cream scoop? What'd that cost? About $400? 601 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:59,790 This is about the sorriest group of people l've seen in all my entire military career. 602 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,758 Your space flight's gonna be a brutal assault on your senses. 603 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,998 l'm here to give you a taste of that. NASA's got some of the finest pilots in the world. 604 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,038 They're gonna be suckin' your eyes into the back of your heads. 605 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,874 Go easy on me, okay? lt's my first time. 606 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,758 l just wanna seriously say l have a small fear of flying. 607 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,677 l'm gonna twist ya. 608 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,195 - And l'm gonna flip ya. - What's the matter with you? 609 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,875 Frap your body till your bones hurt. 610 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,838 When you squeal, l'm just gonna go faster and harder. 611 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,430 No, take me down! 612 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,120 - How's the rest of the crew? - Well, uh-- 613 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,668 Sorry about the rib chunks all over your dashboard. 614 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,189 Don't forget: We gotta X-ray all these-- 615 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,471 - lf you had to say, who would you say? - l don't know, Oscar. Who do you think you are? 616 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,870 - Han Solo. - No. lf anybody's anybody, l'm Han. 617 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,797 And you're-- you're Chewbacca. 618 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,593 Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars? 619 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,075 All right, men, let's go. Step it up. 620 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,679 Neil Armstrong, 1969, bouncing on the moon. 621 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,797 He's bouncing because there's less gravity up there than on Earth. 622 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,390 This will be similar to the asteroid, so watch it. 623 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,914 Something gets launched off that asteroid with enough force... 624 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,270 it's gonna keep on going right into outer space. 625 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,915 What is the deal? ls it just me, or is Watts really hot? 626 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,831 Yeah. 627 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,595 So we have these new generation suits with directional accelerant thrusters. 628 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,517 - You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong. - Yeah, think so? 629 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,198 - Bear! - Yes? 630 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,232 - Do we have a problem? - No. 631 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:41,154 'Cause l'm trying to describe to you how these D.A.T.s keep your ass on the ground... 632 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,396 so that if l were to kick you in the balls... 633 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,114 and you don't know how to work them, what happens to you? 634 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,629 - l float away. - Yeah. 635 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,479 And, uh, when do we start training for that? 636 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,875 Gentlemen, l'll give you 30 seconds to put your helmets on... 637 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,155 then the oxygen will be sucked out of this vacuum... 638 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,510 and you will know what it's like to be in space. 639 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,158 Go! 640 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,477 Depressed in 30 seconds. 641 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,556 Main valves have been activated. 642 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,837 Vacuum P.S.l.s are open. 643 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,277 Okay, gentlemen, so here's the flight plan. 644 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,994 Now, let's keep the laughter to a minimum. l know this is not to scale. 645 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:32,989 Both shuttles will take off Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. 646 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,917 Now, 67 minutes later... 647 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:39,192 you're gonna dock with the Russian space station to meet cosmonaut Andropov... 648 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,198 who will refuel the shuttles with liquid O2. 649 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,748 That's your fuel. Then you'll release... 650 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,519 and take a 60-hour trip toward the moon. 651 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,269 Now, we only have one shot of landing on this rock... 652 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,989 and that's precisely when the asteroid passes by the moon. 653 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,873 You'll then use lunar gravity and burn your thrusters... 654 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,231 slingshotting you around the moon... 655 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,635 coming up behind the asteroid. 656 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:06,837 - You'll be upward of 11 Gs. - Yeah, l remember this one. 657 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,191 lt's where the, uh, the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot... 658 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,111 then he strapped himself to an Acme rocket. 659 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,998 - ls-ls that what we're doin' here? - Rockhound. 660 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,873 - No, no, really, because it didn't work out too well for the coyote, Harry. - Hey, Rock. 661 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,192 - Remember that one? - Well, actually, we have a lot better rockets than the coyote. 662 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,959 Now, when you've finished your Road Runner thrust move... 663 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,709 you'll be moving at 22,500 miles per hour. 664 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,434 Coming around behind the asteroid, where we're hoping... 665 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,790 that the tail debris'll be cleared by the moon's gravity. 666 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,990 And you'll land right here. That's it. 667 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:43,238 We got separate landing sites for each team. Softest parts of the rock as we can figure. 668 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,955 At NASA, we don't take chances. We double up on everything. 669 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,600 First team that hits 800 feet wins. 670 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:53,554 Now this rock is big, it's dense, it's got some gravity. You can walk around. 671 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,029 But use your thrusters so you can work easier. 672 00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,119 Okay, Mr Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. 673 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,191 What's it gonna be like up there? 674 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,392 Two hundred degrees in the sunlight. Minus 200 in the shade. 675 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:10,110 Canyons of razor-sharp rock. Unpredictable gravitational conditions. 676 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:13,277 Unexpected eruptions. Things like that. 677 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,517 Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. 678 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,517 That's all you gotta say: scariest environment imaginable. 679 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,036 Okay, so you drill, you drop the nuke, and you leave. 680 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:26,716 Now, here's the key: You're gonna remote detonate the bomb... 681 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:30,992 before the asteroid passes this plane-- Zero Barrier. 682 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,715 You do that, and the remaining pieces of rock... 683 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,912 should be deflected enough to pass right by us. 684 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,429 Now, if the bomb explodes after Zero Barrier-- 685 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,195 game's over. 686 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,589 Paul, this is Houston. Fire your rockets. 687 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,116 - Okay, your rockets are maximum. Beautiful boost. - Oscar! 688 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,395 Hey, Harry. Hey, how's it goin'? 689 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,159 - Have you seen Grace? -Yeah, she's over in the hangar with A.J. 690 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,272 Harry, wait a second. Did you say Grace? Okay, l thought you said Bear. 691 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,277 Will you marry me? 692 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,477 Grace is old enough to vote, Harry. 693 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,433 She's old enough to have a drink or get married if she wants, get a divorce. 694 00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,512 Let me tell you something, fellas. When l get back, when we get this job done... 695 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,437 l will deal with this in my own way. 696 00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,596 Come on, Harry. lt's not like l'm rootin' for A.J. here. 697 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,875 - l'm just sayin', Grace is not a little girl any more. - Hey, Rock, you know, wait a minute. 698 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,356 Let me get a pencil and a piece of paper. l wanna jot down all your pearls of wisdom here. 699 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,750 Get serious, Harry. Come on. While we're off trottin' the globe, hunting mud... 700 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,474 Gracie grew up to become a full-blown hottie, you know? 701 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,949 - Harry, she is fully hot. She is-- - She's a babe. 702 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:21,516 Max, Max, okay. You're talkin' about my little girl, all right? 703 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,795 l think l know who and what she is, okay? 704 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,589 Okay, but Harry, all we're sayin' is, we're talkin' about a kid who's comin' into her own right now. 705 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:32,151 And she's gettin' curious about her body and she's exploring her sexuality. And you know what? 706 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,350 - Oscar. - That's a natural thing. 707 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,870 You are about five minutes older than Grace is. Why should l listen to you? 708 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,879 And l know what it feels like to have your hormones pullin' you in just, you know, a thousand different directions. 709 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:45,430 - You don't know which end is up. - Yo, Harry, no disrespect, man, but we all helped to raise her. 710 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:49,712 - So, in part, we all feel like a bunch of daddies here. - That's true. 711 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,510 l'll be damned if l worked all these years so my little girl can marry a roughneck. 712 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,989 She's better than that. 713 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,315 Better than all of us. 714 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:12,269 Harry, just sit back, relax. l'm gonna put on a little free Armadillo driving clinic for ya. 715 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,430 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 716 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:26,158 Two shuttle teams. A.J.'ll be running the drill team with Oscar, Bear and Noonan on the lndependence. 717 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:29,391 l'll run the drill team on Freedom with Chick, Rockhound and Max. 718 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,040 Once we land, we'll have eight hours to get the job done. 719 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:36,039 ln order to split this rock on the fault line, we're gonna have to drill to 800 feet. 720 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:40,312 Let's get our game faces on. Now it's time for underwater simulation. 721 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,471 Come on, lndependence. Keep it up. Let's go. We're the younger team here. 722 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,637 We're the varsity team. Take it to 11,000. 723 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,513 Okay, gentlemen, we're gonna trick 'em up. My computer will simulate a gas pocket... 724 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:54,838 at 625 feet and then hard iron ferrite at 635. 725 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,555 l'm gonna draw up some more O2 in. We're takin' her up. 726 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,240 - l'm givin' it more torque right now. - All right, lookin' good, Bear. 727 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,788 Clamp it down. Watch your time, lndependence team. 728 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,876 Thanks, Harry. Would you mind lettin' me run my own team? 729 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,996 You're gonna blow the tranny, A.J. Slow it down, baby. 730 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,429 Take it easy, Bear. Just relax. She can handle it. 731 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:15,509 A.J., you're at 600 feet. Your pipe is long. Let's back the R.P.M.s down to 8,000. 732 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,359 - We don't have time for 8,000! - A.J., take it back down. 733 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,630 You're gonna snap the pipe. l don't wanna blow this transmission. 734 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,751 - Damn it, 11,000. - Slow it down, A.J. 735 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,872 Bear, come on. Get on our team for a little bit. 736 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,390 - Whoa, space cowboy. - Harry, are you listenin' to this? - Yeah, l'm listenin', Bear. 737 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,556 Harry? You don't work for Harry any more, okay? 738 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,353 Out there you gotta listen to me. When we're on that rock, you gotta do what l say. 739 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,392 Now send more to the turbine. l'm throttling up to 11,000. 740 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,954 A.J., back it off. You're gonna blow the transmission. 741 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,833 Hey, Harry, would you let me run my team, please? 742 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,309 -R.P.M.s are at red line. -Bear, goddam it, l know what l'm doing. 743 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,908 Come on. She can handle this. She'll be fine. Trust me. 744 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,037 - A.J., back the R-- - Transmission overload. - Number one transmission is down. 745 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,914 Oh, son of a-- The computer's wrong, and you know that. 746 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,191 - We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation. 747 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,158 lf you wanna replace a member of the crew, now is the time. 748 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,272 l'll take care of this. Get him out of the tank, Chick. 749 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,713 - You wanna go home? ls that it? You wanna be fired? - No, l don't. 750 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,910 - My crew was doing the right thing. - Your crew? 751 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,639 - Yeah. - Your crew just blew the transmission, A.J.! 752 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:19,713 Listen, that NASA computer is just playin' it safe. The machine you built, the rig, could do it. 753 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,876 Shut up. Just shut up! Shut your mouth! 754 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,794 Those men in that room have zero tolerance for showin' off, hot doggin'... 755 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,708 goin' by your gut instinct or you tryin' to be a hero, you got that? 756 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,035 - Say the words, A.J.! - l got it! 757 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,993 - l want my men to have tomorrow night off. - What do you mean ''off''? 758 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,755 l mean, off. Out of here. For at least ten hours. Then we'll go to Kennedy. 759 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:43,078 Well, there's no possible way we can do that, Harry. There's a potentially huge security risk. What if they talk? 760 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,112 - What if they get hurt? - What if they're too burned out to do the right thing? 761 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,595 What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for? 762 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,148 You see what's goin' on up there. These boys are ready to snap. 763 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:53,356 They didn't ask to be here. They got pulled off the street. 764 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,908 For all we know, tomorrow night could be the last night they ever see Earth. 765 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,116 l don't think it's too much to ask to let 'em spend it with their families. 766 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:00,595 - Well, listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel? 767 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:05,350 - Two girls. - Wouldn't you like to spend tomorrow night with your little girls? 768 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,954 l'm not askin' ya. l'm tellin' ya. 769 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,355 Make this happen. 770 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,710 This is a pretty big loan. Why don't you count the cash? 771 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,631 Nah, this looks like 100 grand to me. 772 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:27,156 l'm givin' you this at 60 percent. l hope you know what you're doin'... 773 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,396 because l'll bust your head with a sledgehammer. 774 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,994 - You'll get your money back. - You don't look too healthy. 775 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,475 You're not gonna die on me, are ya? 776 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:38,519 Let's just say, no more than you are. Thanks, Vic. 777 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,635 Don't wanna close my eyes 778 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,274 l don't wanna fall asleep 779 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,316 'Cause l'd miss you, baby 780 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:57,228 - And l don't wanna miss a thing - You know what l was thinkin'? - What? 781 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,715 l-l really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker. 782 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,434 - Why? - Well, 'cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie. 783 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:09,553 And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic... 784 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,870 of what makes a cracker a cracker. 785 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,797 l don't know why l thought of that. l just-- 786 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,354 Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk. 787 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:20,632 l got a little animal cracker, Discovery Channel thing happenin' right here. 788 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:24,435 Watch the gazelle as he grazes through the open plains. 789 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:29,949 Now look as the cheetah approaches. 790 00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,674 Watch as he stalks his prey. 791 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,439 Now, the gazelle's a little spooked... 792 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:40,036 and he could head north to the ample sustenance... 793 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,833 provided by the mountainous peaks above. 794 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,471 He could go south. 795 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,748 The gazelle now faces man's most perilous question: 796 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,957 north, or... 797 00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,150 south? 798 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:03,313 Way down under. 799 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,717 Tune in next week. 800 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,079 Baby... 801 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,355 do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world... 802 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:19,150 is doing this very same thing at this very same moment? 803 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,390 l hope so. 804 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,114 Otherwise, what the hell are we tryin' to save? 805 00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,911 Don't wanna close my eyes 806 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:37,397 l don't wanna fall asleep 'cause l'd miss you, baby 807 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,990 And l don't wanna miss a thing 808 00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,550 Hey. 809 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:53,751 - What are you doing here? - l was just passin' by on the, uh-- 810 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,836 l came-- 811 00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:03,879 - Who's he? - That man's a salesman. 812 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,036 Would you go inside? 813 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,949 Thank you. 814 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,635 He got big. 815 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,758 You can't come around like this. 816 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:24,270 The court says you can't. lt confuses him. 817 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,033 No, l know. l just-- 818 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:31,312 l wanted to say that l'm sorry... 819 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:35,149 about everything, and... 820 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,430 l got somethin' comin' up. 821 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:41,872 lt's something kinda big. You just might be proud of me. 822 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,958 Would you do somethin' for me? Would you just give him this? 823 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:48,914 You don't have to-- You don't have to tell him who it's from. Just-- 824 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,995 Everybody talkin' about what it is, what it ain't 825 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,071 Kiss on the devil and you piss off a saint 826 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,760 But it can't be love if you don't have to crawl 827 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,832 You say you don't need nothin' but you got to have it all 828 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:10,350 - Come back here! - Hey, Noonan, you need ten grand? 829 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,635 - Yeah. - We gotta put these girls through college. 830 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,514 - l love this astronaut stuff. - All right! - Good work if you can get it. 831 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,074 Yeah, l'm just in town doin' a little astronaut training. 832 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,714 Ooh! Astronauta. 833 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,115 Ah, si. l'm a mission specialist. 834 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:27,516 - Yes, and what's that mean? - l don't know. 835 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,316 Hey! Who the hell do you think you guys are? 836 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:37,752 - You're hoggin' all the action. - Hey, pinhead. Why don't you go find your own party? 837 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:41,111 - Why don't you spread the wealth, pal? - Here. Why don't you go buy yourself a neck? 838 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,800 Hey, Mr Clean! 839 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,470 - Man! Call NASA! - Get over there. 840 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,312 - They'll confirm it! We're astronauts! - Yeah, yeah. 841 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,630 - Yeah, we're astronauts. - Yeah, we're all astronauts. 842 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,149 You are so messing with national security right now, man. 843 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:56,912 - Turn around. - You are fired tomorrow morning. 844 00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,679 l'm telling ya. l'll get the ClA and the FBl. 845 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:03,639 - You'll be working security at Toys 'R' Us. Oh, oh, baby. No, no. No, no! - Bye-bye, little astronaut. 846 00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:05,199 - Oh, it's time to go now. - Oh, don't leave, baby. No, no. 847 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,470 - You see, l'm goin' into space, and l'm not comin' back. - No, no, no. 848 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,514 -lt's coming in at 30,000 miles an hour! -Give me a projected impact. 849 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,591 - East Asia, 11 minutes. - We're gonna have to warn-- 850 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,148 Warn who? The entire South Pacific? 851 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,949 So the whole world knows. 852 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,711 Tell me you've never let anybody down before. 853 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,837 l never quit yet. How's that? 854 00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,872 l guess that'll have to do. 855 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,275 You know somethin'? 856 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,709 l still remember the first, middle and last name... 857 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:33,270 of every guy that qualified for the astronaut programme the first year l was here. 858 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:37,273 Thanks. l went into the engineering programme. 859 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:41,035 Kinda had to. But, boy, l wanted to go up there. 860 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,436 l wanted to be one of those guys with a mission patch on my arm. 861 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,436 l tell you, l'd be on that shuttle with you, Harry, if l could. 862 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,314 You don't want to be up in that shuttle any more than l do. 863 00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,598 Well, good luck in Florida tomorrow. 864 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:03,599 The death of 50,000 people in Shanghai yesterday has rattled the na-- 865 00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,717 A French satellite has tracked an object in space-- 866 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,314 Sources are estimating that the tidal wave was five-- 867 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,237 This is CNN, live in Florida. 868 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,557 We have just learned that NASA is on a full-scale military alert. 869 00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,114 They're calling this a global killer. 870 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,350 The government has been very tight-lipped throughout this-- 871 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,391 The Pentagon is getting involved at this point with some kind... 872 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,790 of a project involving NASA and perhaps a shuttle mission-- 873 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,189 Senior Pentagon officials refused comment... 874 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:31,518 adding fuel to the speculation that there could be a very serious problem. 875 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:35,315 We have a special team of astronauts that arrived in Florida this evening. 876 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,277 NASA's in emergency launch preparation... 877 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,597 in cooperation with Russian, Japanese and French space agencies... 878 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,478 on the most massive joint space venture in history. 879 00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:54,394 Gracie? 880 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,111 Got your note. 881 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,117 - What are you doing out here, honey? - Um, just thinkin'. 882 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,118 - Yeah. - l, um, want to apologize to you for-- 883 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:15,237 Oh, no, Grace. Stop. You don't have to apologize at all. l-- 884 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:16,588 l sh-- 885 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,275 l shouldn't have dragged you around on all those oil rigs. l just-- 886 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,915 l don't think that l did the right thing with you. 887 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,194 - You're wrong. - You see-- 888 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,350 l love my life. 889 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,550 l love everything about my life... 890 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:34,433 and l don't blame you for my mother leaving. 891 00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,272 She left us both. 892 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,955 And-And l love you. 893 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:45,277 And don't talk like you're not comin' back. 894 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,116 Promise me that you'll come back. 895 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,319 - Okay. - Say, ''l promise.'' 896 00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,512 l promise, Grace. 897 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,954 lt's gonna be all right, Grace. 898 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:10,755 lf it's not too much trouble, can you please bring my fiance home with you? 899 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,518 Oh, Jesus. 900 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,873 The president will be addressing the nation... 901 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,911 and all of you personally within the hour. 902 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,155 Astronauts. 903 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,191 l'll see you in a couple days, honey. 904 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:12,475 All my bags are packed 905 00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,358 l'm ready to go 906 00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:19,672 l'm standing here outside your door 907 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,558 l hate to wake you up 908 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,995 To say goodbye 909 00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:29,272 So kiss me and smile for me 910 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,193 Let me know you'll wait for me 911 00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:36,871 Hold me like you'll never let me go 912 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,037 'Cause l'm leavin' 913 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,469 On a jet plane 914 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,750 Don't know when l'll be back again 915 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:49,197 Leavin' on a jet plane 916 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,551 l don't know when l'll be back again 917 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:56,070 - Leavin' on a jet plane - Leavin' on a jet plane 918 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,431 l don't know when l'll be back again 919 00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:04,475 - Leavin' on a jet plane - So, Truman, this is who you found to save the planet. 920 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,755 - Don't know when l'll be back again - Frost, you good to go? 921 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,758 -Mm-hmm. One-One sec. -Leavin' on a jet plane -That boy don't take anything seriously. 922 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,355 - Yeah. Reminds me of a guy l used to know. - Don't know when l'll be back again 923 01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:16,916 Leavin' on a jet plane 924 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,639 - l don't know when l'll be back again - l'm marrying you. 925 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:23,759 - Bet your ass you are. - Leavin' on a jet plane 926 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:26,440 l don't know when l'll be back again 927 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:43,835 l address you tonight... 928 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,872 not as the president of the United States... 929 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,868 not as the leader of a country... 930 01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:54,396 but as a citizen of humanity. 931 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:59,675 We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. 932 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:05,516 The Bible calls this day Armageddon, the end of all things. 933 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,918 And yet, for the first time... 934 01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:15,511 in the history of the planet, a species has the technology... 935 01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:18,950 to prevent its own extinction. 936 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:22,868 All of you praying with us need to know... 937 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,039 that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster... 938 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,554 is being called into service. 939 01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:35,350 The human thirst for excellence... 940 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,788 and knowledge... 941 01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:42,993 every step up the ladder of science... 942 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:46,993 every adventurous reach into space... 943 01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:50,993 all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations... 944 01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:54,834 even the wars that we've fought, have provided us the tools... 945 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,229 to wage this terrible battle. 946 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,915 Through all the chaos that is our history... 947 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,878 through all of the wrongs and the discord... 948 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,752 through all of the pain and suffering... 949 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:10,396 through all of our times there is one thing... 950 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:13,074 - that has nourished our souls... - Mom, that salesman's on TV. 951 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,754 and elevated our species above its origins... 952 01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,030 and that is our courage. 953 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:21,237 The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight... 954 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,710 on those 14 brave souls... 955 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,910 travelling into the heavens. 956 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:30,271 That man's not a salesman. That's your daddy. 957 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:34,712 And may we all, citizens the world over, see these events through. 958 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:39,310 Godspeed and good luck to you. 959 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,999 Freedom crew. lndependence crew. 960 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,831 - How you feelin'? - Uh, good, you know. 961 01:02:56,960 --> 01:03:00,953 l mean, considering l've never been this scared in my entire life. l-- You know-- 962 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:04,669 Listen, once you get up there, you're gonna be on your own. 963 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,631 lf anything should happen, l just wanted-- 964 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:10,116 l know, Harry. l'll, uh, try not to disappoint you. 965 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,428 Take care of yourself, kid. 966 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,029 Freedom's on the bridge. 967 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:27,716 Attention in the firing room. The oxidizer loading is complete. 968 01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:31,071 - lndependence on the bridge. - Attention all personnel. 969 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,998 We are T minus two hours to the programme goal. 970 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,511 - Hey, Harry. - Yeah, Rock? 971 01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,757 You know, we're sittin' on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon... 972 01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,713 and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts... 973 01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,956 built by the lowest bidder. 974 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:57,198 - Makes you feel good, doesn't it? - Yeah. 975 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,628 - How ya doin', Oscar? - Great. 976 01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,955 - Yeah? - l got that excited, scared feelin'-- 977 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:07,032 like 98% excited, 2% scared. 978 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,954 Maybe it's more. lt could be 2-- lt could be 98% percent scared, 2% excited. 979 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:16,552 But that's what makes it so intense, is it's so confused. l can't really figure it out. 980 01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,955 Will you make mine really tight, 'cause l don't want to fall out. 981 01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:22,277 - Yes, sir. - l mean, almost to the point of cutting off circulation. 982 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,756 - Ow. - lt must be a comfort to know... 983 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:29,316 that if the space programme goes under you can always get a job at Helga's House of Pain, huh? 984 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:32,637 - All right. Flight directors on with the go/no-go for launch. - Retro. 985 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:34,557 - Go flight. - Booster. - Go flight. 986 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,830 - Ecos. - Go flight. - Trajectory. - Go flight. 987 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,474 - FlDO. - Go flight. - EVA. - Go flight. 988 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:42,950 - CAPCOM Freedom. - Go flight. - CAPCOM lndependence. - Go flight. 989 01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:46,316 All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's pucker time. 990 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:50,399 lndependence and Freedom, this is Kennedy firing room. We're T minus one minute. 991 01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:54,155 All crew members, close and lock your visors. 992 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:57,716 lndependence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count. 993 01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,712 T minus 31. You're go for auto-sequence start. 994 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:03,673 B.L.T.s, perform your A.D.U. pre-start. 995 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:08,476 Okay, gentlemen, you're our warriors up there. God be with you. 996 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:12,991 - You're already heroes. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. - F.T.D., we're clear to launch. 997 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,395 We're T minus 20 seconds. 998 01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:21,633 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 999 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,593 four, three, two, one. 1000 01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:27,910 We have main engine start. 1001 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:33,589 - We have booster ignition. - We're going. 1002 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,870 And liftoff. 1003 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:47,157 Freedom, this is flight deck. 1004 01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,037 Roger, Freedom. You're looking good. 1005 01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:06,196 - We have go for lndependence. - Three, two, one. 1006 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:10,398 -lndependence, we have booster ignition. -We have liftoff. 1007 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,829 We are cooking, Houston. 1008 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,829 Houston, the tower is clear. They're all yours. 1009 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:42,238 - Heads up, everybody. They're ours now. - All engines are go. 1010 01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:45,432 Keep a sharp eye out on both of 'em. 1011 01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:53,435 Start roll manoeuvre. 1012 01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:06,231 - Two good roll programs. - One down. - lndependence, we have a max cue. 1013 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,151 Roger, Control. We are a max cue. 1014 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,475 S.R.B. sep-- 1015 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:19,671 - We are single-engine, press, demi-go. - Copy, press, demi-go. 1016 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,830 Houston, this is a kick-ass ride! 1017 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:31,350 Freedom, this is Houston. Main engine cut out on schedule. Out. 1018 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,316 Freedom, stats are good. 1019 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:49,592 - lndependence, telemetry is up and running-- - Oh, my God! 1020 01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:53,195 This is space! 'Course, we're just in the beginning part of space. 1021 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,675 We-We haven't even gotten to outer space yet. 1022 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:58,957 Roger, Houston. We have a visual on the Russian space station. lnitiating retro burn. 1023 01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:04,950 Gentlemen, remember the Russian space station has been up there for 11 years. 1024 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:07,036 Most of us don't have cars that old. 1025 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:11,113 Now, the cosmonaut on board has been on that tin can for 18 months, alone. 1026 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:16,269 So don't be surprised if he's a little off. 1027 01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:20,751 - lndependence, we're gonna put you-- - All right, crew. Let's exit these flight suits. 1028 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:26,637 Hello. This is Russian space station. Can you hear me? 1029 01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:29,917 We copy, Russian space station. This is Houston. 1030 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:33,350 l'm ready to fire my thrusters any time. 1031 01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:36,756 - Stand by. - Okay. l'm not going anywhere. 1032 01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:39,877 We have a go. lnitiate gravitational spin. 1033 01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:49,352 You are maxed at 40% spin. 1034 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:53,433 Okay, Houston. 1035 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:57,758 l can feel l'm having gravity. 1036 01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:00,633 All right, gentlemen. We're gonna dock in a minute. 1037 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:04,838 Now, the Russian space station has fired her rockets to simulate gravity and let us work faster. 1038 01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:07,030 But it's gonna make you queasy, so prepare yourself. 1039 01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:11,352 Well, it's about time. l haven't thrown up in about an hour. 1040 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:17,478 lnitiating first phase of docking procedure. 1041 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:20,512 - Switching to manual. - Manual override. 1042 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:30,351 One foot per second. Let's take this slow and do it right, folks. Twenty feet. 1043 01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:37,394 Ten feet. Looking good on radar. 1044 01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:39,789 Five feet. 1045 01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:46,230 Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go. 1046 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:50,551 Freedom, telemetry is looking good. 1047 01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:54,872 - We have soft dock. - Fuel teams, prepare to unload. 1048 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:02,157 All right, gentlemen, watch your heads. Let's go, lndependence. 1049 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,358 Colonel. 1050 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:20,150 Where is he? Anybody home? 1051 01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:22,834 Welcome, everybody! 1052 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:28,479 l am not gas station. This is sophisticated laboratory. 1053 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:32,309 l'm in charge. So do not be touching anything. 1054 01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:34,715 l need one-- l need you. 1055 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,633 - Go with him. - l need you. Hurry up. Hurry up. Come on. Come on. 1056 01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:42,197 lt's very important you watch the fuel gauge, okay? Put on cold suit. 1057 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:45,272 - Countdown clock will hold at-- - Copy that, Houston. Prepping for fuel transfer. 1058 01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,999 Countdown clock will hold at T minus 20 minutes and-- 1059 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:51,789 - Fuel pod is down there. - lt's down here, huh? Great. 1060 01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:56,758 Let's go. Move it on. Here we go. We go. We go. 1061 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,400 Bring it down. Bring it down. 1062 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,919 Okay, let's connect these fuel lines. 1063 01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:09,591 Freedom on the left, lndependence on the right. 1064 01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:12,154 All right. We're goin' left here. 1065 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:17,758 To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. 150, okay. 1066 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:22,994 160, okay. 200, bad disaster for space station. 1067 01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:28,108 So if you watch 200, you can call for Lev, on, and you see here number one, on. 1068 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,839 You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down. 1069 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:35,675 - What's Lev? - l am Lev Andropov, colonel of Russian space agency. 1070 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:39,309 ln Russia l'm a very big man. 1071 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:42,039 - We're ready to transfer. - l'm coming. No problem. 1072 01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,951 You. You. You there! 1073 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,754 - Hard locked. - Ready for transfusion! 1074 01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:00,951 Fuel is pumping. 1075 01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:08,598 Hey, Lev, the, uh, the-the pressure's climbing. ls there a problem here? 1076 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,830 Houston, we're on fuel transference. 1077 01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:14,993 Don't touch my uncle. You know? He's a genius of my family. 1078 01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:19,759 Lev! Can anybody hear me? Guys? Hello, guys. 1079 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:22,348 He used to work for a big bomb factory. 1080 01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:26,319 He used to make the tip of the bomb, the thing that finds, uh... 1081 01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:28,908 New York or Washington, you know? 1082 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,310 - Ooh. - Check your hoses. We got some thermal variation. 1083 01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:35,796 Stamper, let's look at the couplings back on the shuttle. 1084 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:40,078 Okay. Shut down. Uh-- 1085 01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:49,592 - Guys! - Hold on a second. - What's that noise? 1086 01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:54,393 Oh, no! God! 1087 01:12:56,840 --> 01:13:00,469 - What is it? - Leak! Leak! Leak! 1088 01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:06,359 Get your men back to the shuttle! Go! 1089 01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:09,557 Go on! Hurry up! Get out of there! 1090 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:11,676 Now there's really sparks! 1091 01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:15,639 - Pull lever! - This is the lever! 1092 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:19,349 - Colonel, we must get him out of there! - A.J., come on out! 1093 01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:25,075 Hurry! Hurry! 1094 01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:29,270 Emergency! Break away! 1095 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:32,153 We got a fire in the fuel pod! 1096 01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:38,394 - Come on! - Come on! Get in here! A.J.'s stuck in the fuel pod! 1097 01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:43,989 - We're losing it! - Come on out of there! 1098 01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:57,194 Control, this is lndependence. l am seeing vibration-- 1099 01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:01,473 - Malloy, talk to me! - Not good. We got sparks and fire in the fuel pod. 1100 01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:05,434 - lndependence, blow those locks and get outta there now! - Dump the hoses now! We're going! 1101 01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:09,439 - What happened? Let me shut off the O2 feed! - Harry, it's burnin' up! 1102 01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:13,798 Damn! Max, Rock, get in here! Get down there and crack these pipes over here! 1103 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:17,754 - Harry, no! lt's burnin' up! - We're goin' back for the other team! 1104 01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:21,150 Switch on the personnel locators. 1105 01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:23,157 Trackin' A.J. He's climbin'. 1106 01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:25,515 - No! - Go! Go! 1107 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:29,918 lt's too late! Get back to the shuttle! This thing's gonna blow! 1108 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:31,598 No! 1109 01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:36,794 Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! You're gonna die! 1110 01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:39,514 - Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We got a man in there! - Open that door and we'll all die! 1111 01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:42,234 - Fuel leak! - Get out of there! 1112 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,508 Evac now! Let's go! Let's go! 1113 01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:51,995 Come on back! No, wait! The door is broken! 1114 01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:56,193 - No! - They got the fire sealed in the fuel pod. 1115 01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:58,311 - They locked it down. - Tracking 'em back to the shuttle. 1116 01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:01,477 They've still got two men trapped in there! 1117 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:05,832 Keep running! The shuttle's another 75 feet! Where's the rest of the team? 1118 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:09,157 - Let's get out of here! The pod-- - Wait, wait, wait! Where's A.J.? - A.J.'s gone! 1119 01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:14,229 - We're not leavin' without A.J.! - He's gone! lt's too late! 1120 01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:16,788 Come on! This way is our only chance! 1121 01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:19,235 So it's minus 100! 1122 01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:22,397 Very cold. Hold breath, or lung freezes! 1123 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:31,594 Get back to the shuttle! And lock that door! 1124 01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:35,633 - Come on! - Hurry, A.J.! - Leave him alone! Leave him alone! 1125 01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:38,598 - l tried! l tried. But A.J.-- - lt's on fire! lt's on fire, Harry! 1126 01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,154 - lt's them or all of us! - lt's on fire! 1127 01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:43,794 - Full thrust. - We're gonna get hit. 1128 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:03,552 Lev! Lev, the door's gonna blow! 1129 01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:05,591 No! 1130 01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:12,235 We're going! lt's gonna blow! 1131 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:15,989 - A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks. No, the bolts! 1132 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:20,272 - We've gotta blow-- - l think we're almost there! 1133 01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:24,113 Flight, lndependence does not have A.J. They're gonna close the door without him. 1134 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:27,272 - Tracking. They're 75 feet from the shuttle. - Just tell them to air lock the door and go! 1135 01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,755 - Dog the hatch now! - Close it! 1136 01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:36,951 Ho-- 1137 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:41,511 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel! That thing's comin' right for us! We got to move! 1138 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:48,232 Hurry up! There's the shuttle door! 1139 01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:52,676 Fire's coming at us! Close the door now! 1140 01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:58,870 Go! Go! Go! 1141 01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:09,992 Freedom, the lndependence crew is on board and accounted for. 1142 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:14,079 - We're even heavy one cosmonaut. - They got 90% of their fuel. 1143 01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:19,515 -Pretty intense, huh? -That's why l told you, ''Touch nothing.'' 1144 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,471 But you're bunch of cowboys. 1145 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,114 So while the consciousness of the planet is unified... 1146 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,954 focused on the NASA mission taking place right now in the vast ocean of space... 1147 01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:34,634 we're now in the final hours of the mission... 1148 01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:37,877 as the Freedom and lndependence prepare to slingshot around the moon. 1149 01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:51,478 Morning, guys. lt's time to suit up, l guess. Uh, we got a big day. 1150 01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:55,189 - Eighteen seconds to radio interrupt. - Booster sequence confirmed. 1151 01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:58,238 This is Houston. Roger that, Freedom. We copy. 1152 01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:02,677 - Shuttles are ready for the burn around the moon. - Radio contact terminated. We're out. 1153 01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:07,237 Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. l'd start praying about right now. 1154 01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:17,199 So this is the part where we're supposed to just hold on real tight and, uh, hope we don't die. 1155 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:20,790 - Stand by for lunar roll. - High inclination. Lunar orbit. 1156 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,468 You boys got those wills filled out correctly? 1157 01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:44,037 All right, men, this is what we trained for. Now just suck it up! 1158 01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:46,435 On the mark. Five, four... 1159 01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:49,028 three, two, one. 1160 01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:01,953 - ls this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal. 1161 01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:05,356 - How would you know? - 14,000 miles an hour. 1162 01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:08,074 - Four Gs. - How long does this last? 1163 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:10,031 Six Gs. 1164 01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:14,952 - 15,000. - Really heavy, man! - This isn't normal. 1165 01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:18,072 - What do you mean, ''this isn't normal''? - This is way worse! 1166 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:21,357 - Eight Gs. Hang tight! - l'm not gonna make it! 1167 01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:23,994 Oh, we're gonna die! 1168 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:26,270 Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here. 1169 01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:30,031 This is too fast! 1170 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,310 Ten Gs! 1171 01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:52,475 We're maxed at 22,500! 1172 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:04,356 We have acquisition of signal from lndependence and Freedom. 1173 01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:07,278 We're in, guys. All right. Welcome back, team. 1174 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,550 We have visual of the target, Houston. 1175 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:20,510 You see that? 1176 01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:26,670 Wow. 1177 01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:31,916 - Come in, lndependence. - Houston, you gotta see this to believe it. 1178 01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:38,276 Okay, team, let's take 'em in. Okay, Quincy, how much tail debris do we have? 1179 01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,436 Freedom, turn on your FOD radar. 1180 01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,988 FOD radar on. 1181 01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:47,556 Everybody, hang on. This could get a little rough. Engaging evasive radar. 1182 01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:57,277 Hold on! 1183 01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:09,232 Goddam! We got debris! 1184 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,997 We're dumping auxiliary boosters. 1185 01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:28,788 - Houston, do you read me? - We got debris! 1186 01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:34,313 - We're goin' in! - We're comin' in hot! 1187 01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:39,959 lndependence, try to maintain your present heading. You've got a target L.Z. 1188 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:43,032 - There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative! 1189 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,431 We're hit! 1190 01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:53,313 - Mayday, mayday! - l've lost main thrusters. Get 'em back up! 1191 01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:55,670 Mayday, Houston, mayday! We've lost R.C.S. thrusters! 1192 01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:59,475 Mayday, Freedom, mayday! We are out of control! We are going down! 1193 01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:01,994 Do you read me? Freedom, we are going down! 1194 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:16,670 We're gonna hit! 1195 01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:30,071 Everybody, go to your own life support! Lock yourself in the cargo bay! 1196 01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:36,795 We are going down! Houston! Houston, we are going down! We have lost control! 1197 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:38,950 l can't get it on! 1198 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:43,517 - Good luck, Freedom. - Oh, my God, this is it. 1199 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:54,190 No! No! 1200 01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:03,475 Pull it! Pull it! Go! 1201 01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:35,472 Sharp, what the hell is that? ls that the lndependence? 1202 01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:43,556 Houston, lndependence is a dead stick. They're not gonna make it. 1203 01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:58,349 Houston, lndependence has gone down. 1204 01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:12,189 When l touch this baby down, full reverse thrust. 1205 01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:15,232 - Fires on your right, Sharp! - Reversing the thrusters! 1206 01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:18,754 Hang tight! Hang tight! 1207 01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:24,193 - Houston, we overshot our landing field We overshot our landing field. - Oh, no! 1208 01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:45,875 God! 1209 01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:04,149 lnitiate system light system check. Make sure we can still get off this rock. 1210 01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:07,716 Our electrical system is screwed. l'm going to back-up. Fuel seals check. 1211 01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:11,674 - Engine seals check. Pressure seals check. - Oh, God. Oh! 1212 01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:15,871 Anyone hurt? 1213 01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:22,838 Where's-- Where's the other shuttle? What happened to the other shuttle? 1214 01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:25,912 - lndependence is off the grid. - ''Off the grid''? 1215 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:29,356 What are you, a freakin' cyborg? What does that mean? 1216 01:25:29,480 --> 01:25:33,155 Hey, you saw it yourself, right? They're gone. 1217 01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:38,115 Come in, Freedom. This is CAPCOM Houston. Freedom, come in. 1218 01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:41,915 This is CAPCOM Houston. Come in, Freedom. 1219 01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:44,838 - God! - Let's just ask God to take care of our friends. 1220 01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:48,870 May they rest in peace. 1221 01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:52,755 Amen. 1222 01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:01,799 We got eight hours. 1223 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:05,117 Let's get this job done and go home. 1224 01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:09,233 Nothin'. Come on, Watts, Sharp, somebody. 1225 01:26:09,320 --> 01:26:12,039 This is CAPCOM Houston. 1226 01:26:12,160 --> 01:26:17,678 Come in, Freedom. Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston. 1227 01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:19,995 - Maybe you shouldn't be here. - Come in, Freedom. 1228 01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:24,033 - l don't have anywhere else to go. - Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston. 1229 01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:28,793 All right, let's get the tools unpacked and fire up the Armadillo. 1230 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:31,872 - We're not getting a damn thing on the inertial nav system. - l know where we are. 1231 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:34,878 Please step away. Radio signal's dead. 1232 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:38,754 l'm flipping the backup generator. Radio signal's gonna be cut in half till we get main power back. 1233 01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:44,159 We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H-32, give or take a few yards. 1234 01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:47,397 Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles. 1235 01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:51,559 - How the hell do you know that? - Because l'm a genius. 1236 01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:55,116 The gauges will not read. They're all peaked, like we're plugged into some magnetic field. 1237 01:26:55,240 --> 01:26:57,913 - Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means. 1238 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,878 The reason we were shooting for grid 8 was because thermographics indicated... 1239 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,150 that grid 9 was compressed iron ferrite. 1240 01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:07,273 Which means you landed us on a goddam iron plate. 1241 01:27:11,120 --> 01:27:13,918 All right. Well, you heard the man. Let's wheel out the remote satellite link. We need that radio. 1242 01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:16,918 Oh, God, please tell me we still got one of 'em. 1243 01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:21,068 lndependence has flat-lined. 1244 01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:05,151 Oscar! Oscar! 1245 01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:10,155 Oh, God! 1246 01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:14,557 Hello! Anyone! 1247 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:19,031 ls anyone else alive? Somebody help me! 1248 01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:23,428 A.J.! 1249 01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:26,632 - Where are you? - l'm here. 1250 01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:35,112 Lev, there's no one else. There's no one else. 1251 01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:38,994 - l know. - Oh, man. 1252 01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:41,913 - Bear, where are you? - A.J.! A.J.! 1253 01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:46,392 l'm in the shuttle, man. 1254 01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:48,556 Are you all right? 1255 01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:50,875 l'm so glad to see you, man. 1256 01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:54,072 l never thought l'd be so happy to see your ugly face. 1257 01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:57,750 - Houston, do you read? This is Freedom. - Check your thrusters. 1258 01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:01,953 - Houston, do you copy? - ls everyone good to go? 1259 01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:13,357 Wow. 1260 01:29:22,960 --> 01:29:26,270 Down here! ln the valley! 1261 01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:28,960 This place is like Dr Seuss's worst nightmare. 1262 01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:33,790 Let's get the remote satellite. We'll get better reception up there. 1263 01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:38,550 Bring Max down. Watch yourself through here, Max. There's a couple big fissures. 1264 01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:41,274 To the left! Bring it to the left! 1265 01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:51,038 Rockhound, you come on down here and take some readings down in the flat spot. 1266 01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:54,837 lron ferrite. 1267 01:29:57,280 --> 01:30:01,558 - l have fire. - Watts, l'm comin' back. Stand by. 1268 01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:05,428 - Mostly iron, Rockhound. - God, l hate knowing everything. 1269 01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:08,358 We couldn't have picked a worse spot to drill. 1270 01:30:08,480 --> 01:30:12,393 Well, l can pretty much guarantee it's not gonna be thicker than 50 feet. 1271 01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:15,193 - How do you figure that? - 'Cause if it is, we're screwed. 1272 01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:19,948 - Max, you good? - Yeah. Just makin' hole. 1273 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:23,077 - Turn it around. - Friggin' outer space. 1274 01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:28,315 lt's good. 1275 01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:37,270 All right. We're in. Bring another light. We're cuttin' through pretty good. 1276 01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:40,636 There's some stuff in here l ain't never seen. 1277 01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:44,156 All right, let's punch it down! 1278 01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:47,078 - Hey, Harry, did you see that? - Yeah, Max, l see it. l see it. What is it? 1279 01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:50,397 - We lost the bite in the bit. - All right. Back it off. Back it off. 1280 01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:53,990 - Goddam it! - Sounds like we twisted a shank. Back it out of there, Max. 1281 01:30:54,120 --> 01:30:55,997 Good. Good. Hold 'er there. 1282 01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:02,873 Wow, this is a goddam Greek tragedy. 1283 01:31:02,960 --> 01:31:06,873 - We've all seen broken drill heads before. - Not after ten feet. 1284 01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:09,793 - l never seen one. - Well, now you've seen one. 1285 01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:12,195 - What do you want? - Unpack the Judge. 1286 01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:17,109 Bear, Lev. 1287 01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:20,636 We're only three astronauts left now. 1288 01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:24,309 We're not astronauts. We're oil drillers. We're not even supposed to be here. 1289 01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:26,755 What? You're not astronaut? 1290 01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:29,075 l'm getting us outta here. Get in. 1291 01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:32,118 - Why? - Just get in the Armadillo. l have an idea. 1292 01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:36,398 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? Houston, do you copy? Freedom shuttle has-- 1293 01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:40,949 We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here so we're gonna have to lead over. 1294 01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:43,600 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1295 01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:46,871 - Thank God we have you, Freedom. - Freedom, this is Houston. Go ahead. - Don't lose 'em, Malloy. 1296 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:50,231 Sir, we're getting something. Houston, this is Freedom. We have landed safely. 1297 01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:53,557 - We are at site coordinates approximately 15H-32-- - Where are they? 1298 01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:56,473 - Okay, l want to know everything we can about that location. - Got it. - Get it before we lose 'em. 1299 01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:59,996 - We're also having electric and antenna difficulties. - Walter, get Mechanical on that. 1300 01:32:00,120 --> 01:32:03,715 - But we have commenced drilling. - Stevens, we're losin' him. Bring it up on four. 1301 01:32:03,840 --> 01:32:07,435 - Come on. - On four. - Shuttle flight capability not yet known. 1302 01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:09,755 - Bump the signal. - Bumping. - Houston. Houston. 1303 01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:12,229 We lost 'em. Get 'em back. Gruber, we need that hook-up. 1304 01:32:14,760 --> 01:32:17,558 l'll show you how we do things where l come from. 1305 01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:27,358 Hold on! 1306 01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:37,231 Seat it. 1307 01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:39,515 All right, get ready. Max, thread it. 1308 01:32:41,160 --> 01:32:44,118 Guys, the clock is tickin'. Let's go, go, go, go, go! 1309 01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:46,475 All right! Good! Crank it loose! 1310 01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:49,398 Keep it at 25. Let's kick a little asteroid butt! 1311 01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:52,870 All right, Chick. Give me more torque on the turbine, huh? 1312 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:55,036 - Max, l need some more power down here! - All right, boss. 1313 01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:58,192 -Throw it forward, then drop the hammer. -Let's drill through this turd. 1314 01:32:58,280 --> 01:33:00,919 Come on, boys. We gotta hop. We're fallin' behind. 1315 01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:03,833 Dig, dig, dig. Chew this iron bitch up. 1316 01:33:08,520 --> 01:33:10,397 - Chick, the tranny is stuck. - Harry! 1317 01:33:10,480 --> 01:33:13,392 - What is it? - Chick, come on! Help! 1318 01:33:13,480 --> 01:33:15,311 - Release the clutch! - Pull it up! 1319 01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:18,358 Okay. Well, this thing's not movin'. 1320 01:33:18,440 --> 01:33:20,954 No, no, no! Shut it down! Shut it-- 1321 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:30,036 This is not workin' out, Harry. 1322 01:33:30,120 --> 01:33:35,194 - Oh, are you all right? - Oh, blew the tranny. Blew the tranny. 1323 01:33:35,320 --> 01:33:37,959 Come on, God. 1324 01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:41,629 Just a little help. That's all l'm askin'. 1325 01:33:41,760 --> 01:33:44,957 l think we're close enough. He might've heard ya. 1326 01:33:47,160 --> 01:33:49,833 Here's the bad news. Before the asteroid passed the moon... 1327 01:33:49,960 --> 01:33:52,997 her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an X axis. 1328 01:33:53,120 --> 01:33:57,113 But now look at this. The lunar gravity's put her in a spin. 1329 01:33:57,200 --> 01:34:00,510 She's tumbling on all three axes. This wasn't expected, sir. 1330 01:34:00,640 --> 01:34:02,995 - What does this do for communications? - Not good. 1331 01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:07,232 We'll have definite contact with the shuttle for only seven more minutes. After that, it's radio darkness. 1332 01:34:07,360 --> 01:34:12,309 - For how long? - And after seven minutes, we may never hear from them again. 1333 01:34:12,440 --> 01:34:16,149 But we're trying to bounce a signal off a Russian military satellite, reestablish contact that way. 1334 01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:20,438 lf we lose the shuttle com, when do we lose the ability to remote detonate that nuke? 1335 01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:22,988 The weapon remote receives a signal from a Milstar satellite. 1336 01:34:23,080 --> 01:34:25,116 Higher orbit, more powerful transmitter. 1337 01:34:25,240 --> 01:34:29,233 lf we've got the shuttle for seven minutes, we can remote detonate for an additional five. 1338 01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:32,471 What he's trying to say, General, is that, uh, in 12 minutes' time you may lose the ability... 1339 01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:34,994 to detonate the nuke permanently. 1340 01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:36,957 l've got to inform the president. 1341 01:34:38,440 --> 01:34:42,115 Just want to make sure you know we're stuck on an asteroid. Do you know what you're doing now? 1342 01:34:42,240 --> 01:34:45,915 No, no. You know what? l have no idea what l'm doing. l have no idea. 1343 01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:48,315 This button-- l don't know what that does, okay? 1344 01:34:48,440 --> 01:34:53,594 All l know is that we just crashed back there, l lost two of my friends, we're 25 miles from Harry's shuttle. 1345 01:34:53,680 --> 01:34:56,114 We don't know if he's alive. We don't know if he can fly. 1346 01:34:56,200 --> 01:35:00,432 All l know is there's a beep on this thing and l'm trying to get us there. 1347 01:35:07,240 --> 01:35:10,357 Let's get it unpacked. 1348 01:35:10,440 --> 01:35:13,955 - What's up? - We're drilling through some kind of metal l've never seen before. 1349 01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:16,992 lt's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission. 1350 01:35:17,120 --> 01:35:19,918 - So how deep are we? - We could use your help with the transmission, Colonel. 1351 01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:24,352 l have an assessment report due now. We're supposed to be at 200 feet. So how deep are we? 1352 01:35:24,480 --> 01:35:28,029 Not as deep as we'll be when you quit askin' me all these questions and help us load this transmission on. 1353 01:35:28,160 --> 01:35:31,357 - What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel. 1354 01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:36,793 l'll decide what's important. We've got 800 feet to drill. You've had two and a half hours. Where are we? 1355 01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:44,478 We're at 57 feet. Now, if you're not too busy, maybe you can give us a hand with this transmission. 1356 01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:49,594 Colonel Sharp! Get this wrapped up. l'll be right back. Colonel Sharp! 1357 01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:52,831 All right. l'm coming through. We have contact. Over. 1358 01:35:52,960 --> 01:35:57,795 - That's as clear as it's gonna get. - Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1359 01:35:57,920 --> 01:36:01,879 Working at a remote satellite link at this moment. Transmission change. 1360 01:36:01,960 --> 01:36:04,474 - Colonel! - Twenty minutes. Puts drilling final at ten hours. 1361 01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:08,195 Please advise. That's four hours past the zero barrier. Please advise. 1362 01:36:08,320 --> 01:36:11,073 What the hell is this? ''Zero depth''? 1363 01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:13,668 And where'd this come from? Who are you talkin' to? ls that Truman? 1364 01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:18,032 Let me have that phone. Gimme the phone. Truman! Look, this is what happens when you drill. 1365 01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:23,592 We cannot use your ''U.S. Air Force Personnel Only'' drill time card. Who wrote this thing, by the way? 1366 01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:27,076 - We're losing coms again. - Look-- ls he getting this? Does he hear me or-- What's wrong with this? 1367 01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:29,031 - The com's down. - What do you mean, ''the com's down''? 1368 01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:33,756 - What do l mean? l mean we've lost communication to mission control. - Fine. Let's go back to the cargo bay and get the transmission-- 1369 01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:37,759 Hey, Harry, guess what. You had your shot. You didn't do it. You understand me? You can't-- 1370 01:36:37,880 --> 01:36:42,476 Why don't you stay here and take you and take your little drill card-- Write a report, why don't ya? 1371 01:36:42,600 --> 01:36:47,310 That'll be a-- My men and l will go and get this hole dug! 1372 01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:51,029 You and your men are the biggest mistake in the history of NASA. 1373 01:36:53,480 --> 01:36:56,153 - We've lost communication. - Oh, God. 1374 01:36:58,760 --> 01:37:01,718 We're not lookin' too good right now. 1375 01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:05,588 No shit. We gotta get that radio back up. 1376 01:37:07,760 --> 01:37:10,718 Mr President, it's time to make a decision. 1377 01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:15,032 We can remote detonate the bomb for only another five minutes. 1378 01:37:16,840 --> 01:37:20,628 Yes? Kimsey here. Yes, Mr President. 1379 01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:23,274 Yes, we saw that too, sir. 1380 01:37:23,400 --> 01:37:26,278 But maybe we should wait until they-- 1381 01:37:32,200 --> 01:37:36,955 Dan, get them out of there. Evac right now. 1382 01:37:37,040 --> 01:37:40,032 - What's goin' on here? - l've been ordered to override the system. 1383 01:37:44,680 --> 01:37:46,955 Well, what is this? 1384 01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:53,474 Secondary protocol. 1385 01:37:58,560 --> 01:38:02,030 But they haven't drilled the damn hole yet! 1386 01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:09,114 The president's advisors feel that the drilling isn't working. And we've lost radio contact, maybe for good. 1387 01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:12,476 We've only got a few minutes left of guaranteed ability to remote detonate that nuke. 1388 01:38:12,560 --> 01:38:14,915 lf we don't do it now we could lose control, and we may never get it back. 1389 01:38:15,040 --> 01:38:17,759 Well, you tell the president that he better fire his so-called advisors. 1390 01:38:17,880 --> 01:38:21,350 And if you detonate that nuke on the surface, we waste a perfectly good bomb... 1391 01:38:21,480 --> 01:38:24,278 and we have one chance to save this planet! 1392 01:38:33,680 --> 01:38:35,636 l need that radio. 1393 01:38:35,720 --> 01:38:38,792 -Gruber, give me everything you got now! -Roger that. 1394 01:38:42,280 --> 01:38:45,636 Yes, Mr President, l understand that completely, but my point is very, very simple. 1395 01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:48,513 And l think you need to trust me on this because l know something about it. 1396 01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:51,154 l guarantee you, if you do this, you kill us all. 1397 01:38:54,760 --> 01:38:56,830 Yes, sir. 1398 01:38:56,960 --> 01:38:59,190 General, he wants you. 1399 01:39:01,440 --> 01:39:04,512 This is Kimsey. Yes, sir. 1400 01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:06,551 l understand. 1401 01:39:08,600 --> 01:39:12,354 The orders are to remote detonate in 30 seconds. 1402 01:39:12,480 --> 01:39:14,914 You have not told them yet! 1403 01:39:15,040 --> 01:39:17,349 That is my father up there! 1404 01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:20,631 - This is one order you shouldn't follow, and you fucking know it! - No! Don't touch me! 1405 01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:23,354 Let her go. Let her go! 1406 01:39:25,560 --> 01:39:28,120 Your key, sir. 1407 01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:34,439 God be with them. 1408 01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:37,472 Slow it down. 1409 01:39:42,320 --> 01:39:44,197 Harry... 1410 01:39:44,320 --> 01:39:48,029 the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking. 1411 01:39:49,240 --> 01:39:53,631 Oh, my God! Sharp! Get back here now! 1412 01:39:53,760 --> 01:39:55,796 Watts, get the shuttle ready to evac now! 1413 01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:58,633 - lt just came on all by itself. What-- What the hell's happening? - Secondary protocol. 1414 01:39:58,760 --> 01:40:01,274 - What's that? What? - Wait a minute. - Secondary protocol. - What does that mean? 1415 01:40:01,360 --> 01:40:03,669 - What the hell's secondary protocol? - They're detonating this thing from Earth. 1416 01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:05,637 - What do you mean, detonating? We haven't even drilled the hole yet! - We'll drop it in the hole. 1417 01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:09,230 - What're you talkin' about? - The hole? Whoa, whoa! - Get your helmets on now! - Oh, no, no. How-How you turn it off? 1418 01:40:09,320 --> 01:40:13,279 - Colonel Sharp, l got two men out on that rock! - l got a man out there too. We gotta evac now! 1419 01:40:13,360 --> 01:40:16,636 - Max, Rockhound, get back to the shuttle, double-time! - They could be on their way here. 1420 01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:20,679 They're not on their way here. They would've talked to us by now. We would've seen them. 1421 01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:23,792 - Watts, air lock the cockpit now! - l copy you. 1422 01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:28,476 - Max, Rockhound! - Hey, wait a minute! How do you turn this thing off? - Max, Rockhound-- 1423 01:40:28,560 --> 01:40:30,391 - Harry, do you copy? - Somethin's wrong. 1424 01:40:30,480 --> 01:40:35,110 - Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be up here. - l know. Let's go back to the ship! 1425 01:40:36,400 --> 01:40:40,678 - l'm not leavin' without my men, Sharp. - We've got two and a half minutes to drop it and get off this rock. 1426 01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:43,155 lf they're not back by the time we finish, we leave without 'em. 1427 01:40:43,240 --> 01:40:45,549 Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now. 1428 01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:48,200 lf we don't put this bomb down in a hole 800 feet onto a fault line... 1429 01:40:48,320 --> 01:40:50,550 all you're gonna have is a real expensive fireworks show. 1430 01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:53,074 This is turnin' into a surrealistic nightmare here. 1431 01:40:53,160 --> 01:40:55,469 Watsler, are you listening? lt's Truman. 1432 01:40:55,560 --> 01:40:59,348 Okay, listen to me carefully. l want you to kill it. Kill the uplink. 1433 01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:13,597 - Give us the time, Sharp. Shut this bomb down now! - lt's not my call. 1434 01:41:13,680 --> 01:41:16,558 - Then whose call is it? - Who made it? - An order to detonate can only come from the president. 1435 01:41:16,680 --> 01:41:18,750 - The president's not here! You've gotta give us more time! - Let's just turn it off now. 1436 01:41:18,880 --> 01:41:21,713 - l'm telling you to shut this bomb down now! - And l'm telling you it's not my call! 1437 01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:25,156 - Well, guess what. l just made the call for you. - Harry! 1438 01:41:27,240 --> 01:41:30,118 Don't. You could set it off. 1439 01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:33,710 Oh, man. What're you doin' with a gun in space? 1440 01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:41,236 Come on. Come on. We gotta stop that bomb right now. Kill the uplink. 1441 01:41:41,320 --> 01:41:46,394 - This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. - Easy. 1442 01:41:46,480 --> 01:41:51,634 - Stand down, Sergeant. - Shut this bomb down and let us finish our job the right way. 1443 01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:54,280 l'm under orders to protect a surface detonation. 1444 01:41:54,400 --> 01:41:59,030 l'm gonna give you three seconds to shut this bomb down, and then l'm gonna make you shoot me. 1445 01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:01,953 Hurry, Watsler. For Christ's sake, hurry. 1446 01:42:05,360 --> 01:42:07,351 What happened? 1447 01:42:11,040 --> 01:42:15,238 Sir, the override-- lt's been overridden. 1448 01:42:15,360 --> 01:42:19,353 l've bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry! 1449 01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:25,597 Bring me all the way up here just to blow me and my friends up? ls that it? 1450 01:42:25,720 --> 01:42:27,517 - Listen-- - Shut up! 1451 01:42:27,600 --> 01:42:31,149 Shut up, Colonel. l'm talking now. 1452 01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:35,518 lt could start again. lt might've been a warning. 1453 01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:38,598 - Uh-oh. - That's why you are gonna dismantle this bomb. 1454 01:42:38,720 --> 01:42:41,473 All right. What'd we miss? 1455 01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:48,876 - Do it again. - Go. 1456 01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:53,398 Keep tryin'. 1457 01:42:54,760 --> 01:42:59,276 Sir, l need you to cease and desist. l need your terminal now. 1458 01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:05,197 - Oh, they're reactivating the bomb. - Comin' back on-line, sir. 1459 01:43:05,320 --> 01:43:07,993 Oh, geez. Here we go again. 1460 01:43:08,120 --> 01:43:11,237 What're you doin' up here? And why did you even bother to make the trip? 1461 01:43:11,360 --> 01:43:14,113 To do the right thing, to see that it's done. 1462 01:43:21,720 --> 01:43:24,359 For God's sakes, think about what you're doin'. 1463 01:43:24,480 --> 01:43:27,790 Why are you listenin' to someone that's 100,000 miles away? 1464 01:43:27,880 --> 01:43:31,350 We're here. Nobody down there can help us. 1465 01:43:31,440 --> 01:43:34,910 So if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone. 1466 01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:37,474 One minute. 1467 01:43:37,600 --> 01:43:40,194 l've been drillin' holes in the Earth for 30 years. 1468 01:43:40,320 --> 01:43:44,871 And l have never, never missed a depth that l have aimed for. 1469 01:43:45,000 --> 01:43:48,037 And by God, l am not gonna miss this one. l will make 800 feet. 1470 01:43:48,160 --> 01:43:51,152 42 seconds. 1471 01:43:51,240 --> 01:43:54,232 But l can't do it alone, Colonel. l need your help. 1472 01:43:54,320 --> 01:43:57,596 You swear on your daughter's life, on my family's... 1473 01:43:57,680 --> 01:44:00,194 that you can hit that mark? 1474 01:44:00,320 --> 01:44:04,233 l will make 800 feet. l swear to God, l will. 1475 01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:07,193 Then let's turn this bomb off. 1476 01:44:18,080 --> 01:44:21,675 Steady. Steady. Take it back. That's what you'll have to do. Get 'em off backwards. 1477 01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:24,712 - Rainbow track? Under-- Under one? Under-- Okay. - All of 'em. All of 'em. All of 'em! 1478 01:44:24,840 --> 01:44:28,435 - Okay. Okay. Are we free of static? - Oh, do a good job. Do a good job. 1479 01:44:28,520 --> 01:44:32,149 - Steady. Steady. - Good job. All right. All right. All right. - Go! Go! Go! 1480 01:44:32,280 --> 01:44:36,159 Red wire ''A.'' Ready? And-- Now. Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 1481 01:44:37,400 --> 01:44:41,234 - Negative ''B.'' Ready, and now. - Do a good job. Do a good job. 1482 01:44:41,320 --> 01:44:43,550 - Track flipped. Hots in. - lt better be. Go. 1483 01:44:43,680 --> 01:44:45,398 Red or blue? 1484 01:44:47,160 --> 01:44:48,991 Wait-- 1485 01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:55,669 Blue. 1486 01:44:57,640 --> 01:45:00,996 - Good job! - You got it. 1487 01:45:03,680 --> 01:45:06,831 Oh, God, it sucks up here. 1488 01:45:06,920 --> 01:45:11,072 - Sir, the clock has stopped at three seconds. - What? 1489 01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:13,316 Have we lost complete radio contact? 1490 01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:16,836 l got some magic happening. We're bouncing off Russian and French satellites. lt may have a faint signal. 1491 01:45:16,960 --> 01:45:19,599 Houston? Houston, do you copy? 1492 01:45:21,080 --> 01:45:23,310 Go ahead, Freedom. 1493 01:45:23,440 --> 01:45:26,398 Houston, you have a problem-- Problem. 1494 01:45:26,480 --> 01:45:30,268 See, l promised my little girl that l'd be comin' home. 1495 01:45:30,360 --> 01:45:32,999 Now, l don't know what you people are doin' down there... 1496 01:45:33,080 --> 01:45:35,833 but we got a hole to dig up here. 1497 01:45:35,920 --> 01:45:38,639 Go, go, go, go! Come on. We got work to do. 1498 01:45:38,760 --> 01:45:41,797 Okay, guys. All go, no quit. How ya doin' down there? Good? 1499 01:45:41,920 --> 01:45:44,673 Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business. 1500 01:45:44,760 --> 01:45:48,036 Hey, you guys should take a break and come up and see this. 1501 01:45:49,680 --> 01:45:52,353 Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here. 1502 01:45:52,440 --> 01:45:54,590 Too bad we'll never set foot on her again. 1503 01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:56,796 - Lev, do you see anything? - No. 1504 01:45:56,880 --> 01:45:58,757 Well, keep goin'. l'm not givin' up. 1505 01:45:59,920 --> 01:46:01,956 Hold up here, Bear. 1506 01:46:02,080 --> 01:46:04,116 - Oh, boy. - This is great. 1507 01:46:04,240 --> 01:46:06,959 We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid? 1508 01:46:07,080 --> 01:46:10,231 l told you, you took a wrong way, a wrong road. 1509 01:46:10,320 --> 01:46:13,437 What-- What road? Do you see any roads around here? 1510 01:46:13,520 --> 01:46:17,433 You know what? l do not have much pleasure being near God's ear. 1511 01:46:17,520 --> 01:46:19,988 But you think this is looking good, or what? 1512 01:46:20,080 --> 01:46:24,358 Lev, why don't you just do humanity a favour and just shut the hell up? 1513 01:46:28,640 --> 01:46:30,915 Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel? 1514 01:46:31,040 --> 01:46:33,270 No, l never saw Star Wars. 1515 01:46:39,280 --> 01:46:41,635 All right. Doin' a good job. 1516 01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:44,069 - Give me a depth reading, Max. - We're 150 feet, Harry. 1517 01:46:49,280 --> 01:46:52,829 Ride 'em, cowboy! Yippee-kai-yo, kai-yay! 1518 01:46:52,920 --> 01:46:56,959 Get off the nuclear warhead. 1519 01:46:57,040 --> 01:46:58,951 l was doin' that guy from that movie, you know... 1520 01:46:59,080 --> 01:47:02,038 Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in-- the nuclear warhead. 1521 01:47:02,160 --> 01:47:04,833 - Now. - Oh, you didn't see that one, huh? 1522 01:47:04,960 --> 01:47:07,713 We got 700 feet of hole to dig, Rockhound. 1523 01:47:07,800 --> 01:47:11,634 All right. Just-- Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother. 1524 01:47:12,840 --> 01:47:15,070 Hey, Sharp. 1525 01:47:15,160 --> 01:47:18,232 No nukes! No nukes! No nukes! 1526 01:47:18,320 --> 01:47:20,231 You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp? 1527 01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:23,079 What did Watts tell you, Bear? lf she kicked you in the balls, you'd keep floating. 1528 01:47:23,200 --> 01:47:25,589 Yeah. 1529 01:47:26,640 --> 01:47:30,315 We turn the thrusters off, we jump this thing, we float right over it. 1530 01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:32,992 Go over it again, Lev. 1531 01:47:33,120 --> 01:47:36,396 Throw the jet thrusters off exactly when we jump. 1532 01:47:36,520 --> 01:47:40,035 - Okay. - And then we're gonna put them on, and we gonna go down nice and slow. 1533 01:47:40,160 --> 01:47:43,391 - That's it. That's it, baby. That's it. - ls this gonna work? 1534 01:47:43,480 --> 01:47:47,519 - l don't know. - Lev, you know what, just lie to me. 1535 01:47:47,600 --> 01:47:51,115 Let's say 50-50-- No. More like, uh-- 1536 01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:53,276 like 70-30 or 80-20. 1537 01:47:53,360 --> 01:47:58,753 But you know what? lf it works, the two of you gonna be heroes, just like me. 1538 01:47:58,840 --> 01:48:01,479 Screw it. We're jumpin' over this canyon. 1539 01:48:05,400 --> 01:48:08,631 Just for the record, this is a very bad idea! 1540 01:48:11,600 --> 01:48:15,639 - Wait for the edge now. Wait till we get there. Wait-- - l'm waiting. 1541 01:48:15,760 --> 01:48:18,558 - Here we come. Now, not till we do it. - Three... 1542 01:48:18,640 --> 01:48:20,949 - two, one! - Here we go! 1543 01:48:21,080 --> 01:48:23,116 Off! 1544 01:48:30,520 --> 01:48:33,034 - Yes! - lt's working! - lt's working! 1545 01:48:33,160 --> 01:48:36,232 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! 1546 01:48:36,360 --> 01:48:41,354 - l'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1547 01:48:41,480 --> 01:48:45,951 - We got some rocks! - Go left! Go left! - Lev! Lev, l can't do anything! 1548 01:48:46,080 --> 01:48:48,799 Turn! 1549 01:48:55,120 --> 01:48:57,953 Oh, okay, okay, we're floating into outer space. 1550 01:48:58,080 --> 01:49:00,230 - Check main switch. - Uh, this could be a little bit of a problem. 1551 01:49:01,600 --> 01:49:03,670 - Thrusters on now! - All right, turn 'em on. 1552 01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:11,720 - What's wrong? - l-l don't know. The-The thrusters not working. l hate this machine! 1553 01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:14,109 - l thought you had this planned! What're we supposed to do? - Be quiet! l must think! 1554 01:49:14,240 --> 01:49:17,152 - l'm stepping outside. - You're-You're going outside? 1555 01:49:17,280 --> 01:49:22,593 l am the only certified astronaut, and l'm saving your American ass! 1556 01:49:26,760 --> 01:49:28,512 Yes. You'll listen to him. Right. 1557 01:49:33,520 --> 01:49:37,149 Hurry up, Lev, because we're about a mile off the asteroid! 1558 01:49:37,240 --> 01:49:40,357 Just a second. The fuel line is iced up. 1559 01:49:40,480 --> 01:49:44,678 - Yeah, l think maybe workin' now. - No, Lev, it's not working! 1560 01:49:44,760 --> 01:49:47,513 l'm sorry, A.J. l was way off the odds. 1561 01:49:47,600 --> 01:49:51,991 - We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out! The rocks! Rocks are coming! 1562 01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:00,551 Hold on! 1563 01:50:04,280 --> 01:50:06,635 - Pull the thrusters! - Lev, look out! 1564 01:50:13,200 --> 01:50:16,636 - We lost Lev. - A.J.! 1565 01:50:16,720 --> 01:50:18,790 A.J., the thrusters! 1566 01:50:22,440 --> 01:50:24,476 Let's get Lev back! 1567 01:50:32,600 --> 01:50:34,909 Lev, hold on! We're comin' in! 1568 01:50:50,840 --> 01:50:54,719 Thank You, Jesus. Thank You, Lord. Thank You. Thank You, thank You, thank You. 1569 01:50:57,240 --> 01:51:02,155 - Lev! - Now l'm really a Russian hero! 1570 01:51:02,280 --> 01:51:05,397 - l told you! - l know! - l knew this would work! 1571 01:51:05,520 --> 01:51:08,796 -Good odds, you know? -Come on, Lev. Get in here. We gotta go. 1572 01:51:13,720 --> 01:51:15,870 Rockhound, keep on that transmission. 1573 01:51:16,000 --> 01:51:19,072 - Tranny looks good, Harry. - All right. Take it outta there. 1574 01:51:19,160 --> 01:51:22,709 Lock it down, Chick. 1575 01:51:22,840 --> 01:51:25,274 Nice. 1576 01:51:25,400 --> 01:51:27,914 How come we didn't get any training on this thing? 1577 01:51:28,040 --> 01:51:32,670 Whoa. Very cool. l could take out this asteroid single-handedly. 1578 01:51:32,760 --> 01:51:34,955 Okay, boys, give it a rest. l'll take it from here. 1579 01:51:36,080 --> 01:51:38,640 - Whoa! - What the hell is that? 1580 01:51:38,760 --> 01:51:42,309 -lt's Rockhound. -Whoa. This is so much fun, it's freaky. 1581 01:51:44,240 --> 01:51:46,276 Rockhound! 1582 01:51:46,360 --> 01:51:48,396 Whoa, watch your heads. Sorry, Harry. 1583 01:51:50,880 --> 01:51:53,519 - Outta my way, boys! - Rockhound! 1584 01:51:53,640 --> 01:51:56,029 Meet your maker, asteroid! 1585 01:52:00,320 --> 01:52:03,869 - What the hell's the matter with you, Rockhound? Goddam! - This is insane. 1586 01:52:03,960 --> 01:52:07,316 - Have you lost your mind? - He's got space dementia. 1587 01:52:07,440 --> 01:52:09,510 Harry, you ought to watch your man. 1588 01:52:11,960 --> 01:52:16,909 Max, downshift slowly and put it in reverse. We gotta get that pipe outta there. 1589 01:52:17,040 --> 01:52:19,110 Uh-oh. 1590 01:52:21,560 --> 01:52:24,279 - What's happening? - The ground's cracking! - Earthquake! 1591 01:52:32,280 --> 01:52:34,271 Quick, shut it off! 1592 01:52:35,600 --> 01:52:38,797 - Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout! 1593 01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:42,799 - We hit a gas pocket! - We got pressure out the ass! 1594 01:52:43,480 --> 01:52:47,155 Max, get your helmet on! Max, it's gonna blow! 1595 01:52:47,280 --> 01:52:50,238 - Oh, Jesus, l'm cooking! - Max, get outta there! 1596 01:52:50,360 --> 01:52:52,920 This is it! 1597 01:52:53,040 --> 01:52:54,951 Harry! 1598 01:52:56,560 --> 01:52:58,471 l'm bailing! 1599 01:53:01,520 --> 01:53:02,953 Max! 1600 01:53:05,840 --> 01:53:08,434 - Goodbye, Max. - Max! 1601 01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:11,438 - Take care, buddy. - Armadillo's off the scope. 1602 01:53:11,560 --> 01:53:13,551 - l think we've had a blowout. - No sign of the Armadillo. 1603 01:53:13,680 --> 01:53:15,750 Somebody punch up the Armadillo. 1604 01:53:43,960 --> 01:53:46,269 Get ahold of Truman. 1605 01:53:47,680 --> 01:53:50,319 Prepare the world for bad news. 1606 01:53:57,000 --> 01:54:01,391 We're getting sketchy information that the mission has suffered massive failure. 1607 01:54:01,520 --> 01:54:05,274 And what we're trying to do right now is to confirm that and find out exactly what that means. 1608 01:54:05,400 --> 01:54:08,198 Repeat: We're getting leaks from several NASA officials... 1609 01:54:08,280 --> 01:54:13,195 some rushing home to be with their families, that the drilling was unsuccessful. 1610 01:54:22,160 --> 01:54:24,754 This could very well be our final hour. 1611 01:54:28,560 --> 01:54:30,357 We're gonna go off the air now. 1612 01:54:30,480 --> 01:54:33,233 Good luck and God bless. 1613 01:54:36,720 --> 01:54:38,392 - We've got incoming. - l got tracks. 1614 01:54:38,520 --> 01:54:42,433 NORAD's tracking four small incoming over Europe. They think one's about to hit near Paris. 1615 01:55:07,880 --> 01:55:11,714 - Reports are coming in-- - Martial law has been implemented in 42 countries. 1616 01:55:11,800 --> 01:55:14,109 Once the asteroid hits zero barrier... 1617 01:55:14,200 --> 01:55:18,352 it will take about three hours and 57 minutes to impact Earth. 1618 01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:25,993 Well, l guess we do it the president's way. l'll order an evac. You can remote detonate. 1619 01:55:26,120 --> 01:55:29,157 - You still don't think this'll work, do you? - Well, what l think is irrelevant. 1620 01:55:29,240 --> 01:55:32,073 - We need to do it now. - Fine. 1621 01:55:32,160 --> 01:55:34,151 - Can they still take off? - We hope so. 1622 01:55:34,280 --> 01:55:36,236 You are the one that pulled them into this! 1623 01:55:36,360 --> 01:55:40,114 That is my family up there, so l don't wanna hear, ''We hope so''! 1624 01:55:45,160 --> 01:55:48,914 Guess what, guys? lt's time to embrace the horror. 1625 01:55:49,040 --> 01:55:52,510 Look. We got front-row tickets to the end of the Earth. 1626 01:56:13,800 --> 01:56:17,270 - Yeah! Way to go, baby! - Harry! 1627 01:56:22,600 --> 01:56:26,275 - Yeah! - Yo, Harry! What's up, baby? 1628 01:56:26,360 --> 01:56:29,193 Hey, get that bomb outta there! We got a hole to make! 1629 01:56:30,520 --> 01:56:32,636 Houston, you're not gonna believe this... 1630 01:56:32,760 --> 01:56:35,228 but the other Armadillo has arrived. 1631 01:56:35,320 --> 01:56:38,551 All right, people, listen up. Settle down and focus. 1632 01:56:38,680 --> 01:56:41,990 - Mechanical, get on-line. - P.P.O., gimme a set-up. - Your boyfriend's back. 1633 01:56:43,440 --> 01:56:45,795 - Yo, Harry! - You're awesome, baby! 1634 01:56:47,200 --> 01:56:48,872 Hey, Harry. You miss me? 1635 01:56:49,000 --> 01:56:52,390 A.J., l got just five words for ya. 1636 01:56:52,520 --> 01:56:55,671 - Damn glad to see ya, boy! - That's six words. 1637 01:56:55,800 --> 01:56:59,110 - Chick, walk 'em down. - So where's this hole you need dug? 1638 01:56:59,200 --> 01:57:01,430 Houston, drilling has recommenced. 1639 01:57:01,560 --> 01:57:06,918 - Do you think they can drill 250 feet in an hour? - They better. 1640 01:57:07,000 --> 01:57:09,514 Bring that piece on in, Bear. 1641 01:57:09,640 --> 01:57:11,790 Tractor pull. 1642 01:57:11,920 --> 01:57:15,435 - l'm comin' down! - We got 250 feet to go. 1643 01:57:15,560 --> 01:57:18,472 lt's our last transmission, last drill head. 1644 01:57:18,600 --> 01:57:22,434 Punch it through. First gear. We got contact. 1645 01:57:22,520 --> 01:57:25,990 Drive it on down, A.J. 1646 01:57:26,120 --> 01:57:28,918 - l got this, man. Let's go! - Lev, the right engine hub. 1647 01:57:29,040 --> 01:57:33,192 - Houston, l'm getting no response from the preflight sequence. - Come on now. This is not-- 1648 01:57:33,320 --> 01:57:37,632 Hey. Hey, come here. Can you get me outta here, please, Lev? Thank you. 1649 01:57:38,720 --> 01:57:41,837 - Ow! Jesus! Hey! - Wait. Uh, shh, shh. 1650 01:57:41,920 --> 01:57:44,229 - Lev, the right engine-- - Okay. - Lemme outta here, will ya? 1651 01:57:44,360 --> 01:57:47,193 Just tryin' to have some fun before l die! 1652 01:57:47,320 --> 01:57:50,756 - How deep are we? - Seven seventy. 1653 01:57:55,880 --> 01:57:57,871 - Whoa, they got problems. - The gauges are spiking. 1654 01:57:58,000 --> 01:57:59,956 Methane! Shut it down! Back it down! 1655 01:58:00,080 --> 01:58:03,914 l can't pull back now. The bit'll get lodged. We don't have enough time! 1656 01:58:04,040 --> 01:58:07,635 Whoa, whoa, whoa! lt's gonna blow! lt's how we lost Max! 1657 01:58:07,760 --> 01:58:11,389 l know what l'm talkin' about. We can punch through this. We can knock this outta the park. 1658 01:58:11,480 --> 01:58:13,914 - This is our last transmission, A.J. - Goddam it! 1659 01:58:14,040 --> 01:58:18,158 lf you're ever gonna trust me, ever, once in your life, trust me now! 1660 01:58:18,240 --> 01:58:22,392 - Harry, it's gonna blow! - Harry, l know what l'm doin'. You just gotta trust me. 1661 01:58:24,480 --> 01:58:26,516 Make the call. 1662 01:58:28,280 --> 01:58:30,794 All right. Hold on. l'm pushin' through her. 1663 01:58:36,200 --> 01:58:38,794 l'm pushin' through her! 1664 01:58:38,920 --> 01:58:41,718 - What's your depth? - Seven seventy-five. Seven eighty. 1665 01:58:41,840 --> 01:58:45,196 Take it up, baby! Ram it home! 1666 01:58:45,320 --> 01:58:49,154 - Drive on down, A.J.! - Seven eighty-five. Come on. Come on. 1667 01:58:49,240 --> 01:58:52,152 - Come on, A.J.! - Punch it! - Ninety-one. Come on. 1668 01:58:52,280 --> 01:58:55,272 Seven ninety-two. Seven ninety-five! 1669 01:58:55,400 --> 01:58:57,868 Drive it down, A.J.! 1670 01:58:58,000 --> 01:59:00,389 Seven ninety-seven! Ninety-nine! 1671 01:59:00,480 --> 01:59:03,597 - Breakthrough! - Eight hundred! 802, Harry! 1672 01:59:03,720 --> 01:59:07,269 - Yeah! - We did it! - Harry, we did it! 1673 01:59:07,400 --> 01:59:08,879 - Yes! - We did it! 1674 01:59:09,000 --> 01:59:12,913 - Yeah! Kid, way to go! - l knew it, baby! 1675 01:59:13,040 --> 01:59:16,749 - lt's not over till we get the bomb down that hole. - Watts, they've got 38 minutes. 1676 01:59:36,760 --> 01:59:41,231 - Harry, you've gotta give me that hole. - l'm gonna need two more minutes. l got a bent pipe jammed in the hole. 1677 01:59:41,360 --> 01:59:44,955 We gotta cut it out before we can send that bomb down. A.J.! 1678 01:59:45,080 --> 01:59:47,753 - She good to go? - Yeah, l'm all set. - All right. 1679 01:59:53,600 --> 01:59:56,034 - All right. - A.J., come on! Make it fast! 1680 01:59:56,120 --> 01:59:59,271 l'm goin' as fast as l can! There's a lot of gas pressure! 1681 02:00:05,640 --> 02:00:08,791 - You feel that? - Harry, you gotta give me that hole. The bomb is almost ready. 1682 02:00:08,920 --> 02:00:12,595 - Pull that pipe out! - Harry, l'm almost through! Give me 15 more seconds! 1683 02:00:18,280 --> 02:00:20,840 Well, this is somethin' new. 1684 02:00:22,880 --> 02:00:26,668 - l don't think this thing likes us. - That's 'cause it knows we're here to kill it. 1685 02:00:31,880 --> 02:00:34,314 Hey, what's goin' on up there? 1686 02:00:38,080 --> 02:00:41,868 - A.J.! - What the hell was that? 1687 02:00:42,000 --> 02:00:44,912 - A.J.! - Goddam it, l'm finished! 1688 02:00:46,520 --> 02:00:49,034 - A.J., you all right? - Oh, lot of gas pressure in here, man! 1689 02:00:49,120 --> 02:00:51,793 - Get me out! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hydrogen pocket! 1690 02:01:09,480 --> 02:01:11,516 Harry! Pull me in! 1691 02:01:15,920 --> 02:01:18,036 A.J., hang on! 1692 02:01:22,560 --> 02:01:25,120 Secure the bomb! 1693 02:01:25,240 --> 02:01:27,879 Sharp, heads up! 1694 02:01:27,960 --> 02:01:29,951 Gruber! Get outta there now! 1695 02:01:31,520 --> 02:01:33,192 Oh, no. 1696 02:01:40,920 --> 02:01:42,797 Oh, God, no! 1697 02:01:47,960 --> 02:01:50,428 Look out! 1698 02:01:52,880 --> 02:01:56,236 Help! Oh, no! 1699 02:02:03,360 --> 02:02:05,715 Do you believe that just happened? 1700 02:02:08,400 --> 02:02:10,960 - Sharp, you all right? - l'm okay. 1701 02:02:11,040 --> 02:02:13,110 - Bear? - Yeah. l'm here, Harry. 1702 02:02:13,240 --> 02:02:15,595 - A.J.? - Yeah, l'm okay. 1703 02:02:18,160 --> 02:02:20,071 We lost Gruber. 1704 02:02:21,240 --> 02:02:25,199 - Gruber's dead. - Let's get that bomb ready and go home. 1705 02:02:32,880 --> 02:02:35,110 Oh, my God. 1706 02:02:35,240 --> 02:02:39,313 - ls there a problem, Colonel? - The timer, the remote, the whole thing's dead. 1707 02:02:39,440 --> 02:02:41,396 What, the bomb is dead? 1708 02:02:41,520 --> 02:02:45,877 No, the trigger's dead. lt must've gotten damaged during the rock storm. 1709 02:02:47,840 --> 02:02:50,354 So how do we detonate it? 1710 02:02:59,080 --> 02:03:03,756 We have 18 minutes to zero barrier. We got some bad news. 1711 02:03:03,880 --> 02:03:06,872 The remote detonator on the bomb has been damaged. 1712 02:03:07,000 --> 02:03:09,719 That means that somebody's gonna have to stay behind. 1713 02:03:12,240 --> 02:03:14,435 lt takes two people to fly this thing. 1714 02:03:14,520 --> 02:03:19,275 Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws. 1715 02:03:19,360 --> 02:03:22,909 l say we all stay and die. But that's me. 1716 02:03:23,960 --> 02:03:27,316 l'll draw. Let's draw. 1717 02:03:28,200 --> 02:03:30,668 Nobody's gonna draw straws. 1718 02:03:30,800 --> 02:03:33,394 - l'll stay and take care of it. - Well, l can't live with that sort of thing. 1719 02:03:33,520 --> 02:03:35,397 - Nobody asked you if you could live with it, all right? - Bullshit! 1720 02:03:35,480 --> 02:03:37,994 No way l will let you volunteer for this... 1721 02:03:38,080 --> 02:03:41,629 so l can go back to my home country like the man who didn't volunteer. 1722 02:03:41,720 --> 02:03:43,551 No way! 1723 02:03:43,640 --> 02:03:47,758 Hey, man, let's draw, and let's see who's gonna stay up here and dance. 1724 02:03:47,880 --> 02:03:50,519 Guys, l-l-l know you guys think l'm crazy right now... 1725 02:03:50,640 --> 02:03:54,235 but l would really like this responsibility. 1726 02:03:54,360 --> 02:03:56,920 All right. All right. 1727 02:03:57,040 --> 02:03:59,110 - l can do it. - Let's just draw straws and get it over with. Come on. 1728 02:03:59,200 --> 02:04:01,031 l ain't drawin' against you, Harry. 1729 02:04:01,120 --> 02:04:05,352 Well, l'm gonna draw against you, Chick, so you better just go ahead and do it. 1730 02:04:05,480 --> 02:04:07,596 Just gimme this thing. 1731 02:04:14,120 --> 02:04:16,554 ls this good or bad? 1732 02:04:21,480 --> 02:04:24,995 Oh, man. 1733 02:04:25,080 --> 02:04:27,719 Well, we all gotta die, right? 1734 02:04:30,960 --> 02:04:33,793 l'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world. 1735 02:04:33,880 --> 02:04:37,156 So, uh, let's go. We-We got about ten minutes, right? 1736 02:04:38,960 --> 02:04:40,837 You plug this into the port. 1737 02:04:40,920 --> 02:04:45,311 Lift, press, hold. That's it. 1738 02:04:45,400 --> 02:04:49,313 Lift, press, hold. Shouldn't be too tough. Even l can't screw this up. 1739 02:04:49,400 --> 02:04:51,914 l'll take him down. 1740 02:05:25,480 --> 02:05:30,156 Do me a favour, will ya? Just tell Grace that, uh-- 1741 02:05:30,280 --> 02:05:32,874 that l'll always be with her, okay? 1742 02:05:35,000 --> 02:05:36,831 Can you do that? 1743 02:05:38,360 --> 02:05:40,396 Yeah. Okay, kid. 1744 02:05:46,200 --> 02:05:48,191 Give this to Truman. 1745 02:05:48,280 --> 02:05:52,239 Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there. 1746 02:05:57,040 --> 02:05:59,110 lt's my turn now. 1747 02:06:00,360 --> 02:06:02,555 Harry! Harry! 1748 02:06:02,680 --> 02:06:06,036 You can't do this to me! 1749 02:06:06,160 --> 02:06:08,037 lt's my job! 1750 02:06:08,120 --> 02:06:12,079 You go take care of my little girl now. That's your job. 1751 02:06:15,040 --> 02:06:18,032 Always thought of you as a son. Always. 1752 02:06:19,600 --> 02:06:23,639 But l'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace. 1753 02:06:23,760 --> 02:06:26,274 - Harry. - You take care of yourself. 1754 02:06:26,360 --> 02:06:28,271 - Harry, no! - l love you, pal. 1755 02:06:28,400 --> 02:06:31,153 Harry, l love you! Don't, Harry! Wait a minute! 1756 02:06:31,280 --> 02:06:33,669 - My son. - No, don't do this, Harry! 1757 02:06:33,800 --> 02:06:36,234 You don't do this! Harry! 1758 02:06:44,280 --> 02:06:46,430 What happened? 1759 02:06:46,520 --> 02:06:49,034 That crazy, stubborn son of a-- 1760 02:06:55,120 --> 02:06:58,556 Well, this was a real good idea. 1761 02:06:58,680 --> 02:07:01,990 All right, let's go, Sharp. Let's get our team outta here. 1762 02:07:06,720 --> 02:07:11,430 Come on! Let's get ready to initiate thrusters! Let's go! 1763 02:07:11,560 --> 02:07:14,028 - l mean it, guys! - Get the O2 masks. 1764 02:07:14,160 --> 02:07:16,720 - Are they free? Are they free? - B.P.U., set. 1765 02:07:16,840 --> 02:07:20,196 l cannot believe this is going down like this. You all right? 1766 02:07:20,280 --> 02:07:23,636 - O2 vents locked, pressure loaded. - Engine board is green. 1767 02:07:26,040 --> 02:07:28,679 T minus three minutes and counting. 1768 02:07:28,760 --> 02:07:31,274 Houston, do you copy? This is Harry Stamper. 1769 02:07:32,600 --> 02:07:34,909 lt's down there. 1770 02:07:36,120 --> 02:07:40,750 - Electrical systems primed. - B.P.U. is set. Oxidizers are loading. 1771 02:07:40,880 --> 02:07:45,032 Houston, we're outta here in T minus three minutes. 1772 02:07:45,160 --> 02:07:47,230 Daddy? 1773 02:07:47,320 --> 02:07:50,278 Hi, Gracie. Hi, honey. 1774 02:07:50,360 --> 02:07:53,670 Grace, l know l promised you l was comin' home. 1775 02:07:55,200 --> 02:07:57,031 l don't under-- understand. 1776 02:07:58,400 --> 02:08:01,517 Looks like l'm gonna have to break that promise. 1777 02:08:03,760 --> 02:08:07,673 l, um-- l lied to you too... 1778 02:08:07,800 --> 02:08:10,360 when l told you that l didn't want to be like you. 1779 02:08:12,280 --> 02:08:14,191 Because l am like you. 1780 02:08:14,320 --> 02:08:19,758 And everything good that l have inside of me, l have from you. 1781 02:08:19,840 --> 02:08:22,354 l love you so much, Daddy. 1782 02:08:22,480 --> 02:08:25,119 l'm so proud of you. 1783 02:08:25,240 --> 02:08:27,356 l'm so scared. 1784 02:08:27,480 --> 02:08:29,516 l'm so scared. 1785 02:08:29,600 --> 02:08:34,435 l know it, baby, but there won't be anything to be scared of soon. 1786 02:08:36,960 --> 02:08:42,159 Gracie, l want you to know that A.J. saved us. He did. 1787 02:08:43,520 --> 02:08:45,476 l want you to tell Chick... 1788 02:08:45,560 --> 02:08:49,314 that l couldn't have done it without him, none of it. 1789 02:08:50,840 --> 02:08:52,831 l want you to take care of A.J. 1790 02:08:57,480 --> 02:09:00,119 l wish l could be there to walk you down the aisle. 1791 02:09:03,320 --> 02:09:05,151 But l'll-- 1792 02:09:07,560 --> 02:09:10,791 l'll look in on you from time to time, okay, honey? 1793 02:09:13,120 --> 02:09:16,237 - l love you, Grace. - l love you too. 1794 02:09:16,320 --> 02:09:18,959 - l gotta go now, honey. - Daddy, no. 1795 02:09:20,200 --> 02:09:23,590 No, no, Dad, no! 1796 02:09:28,880 --> 02:09:32,350 O.M.S. pod pre-start. O2 vents locked, pressure loaded. 1797 02:09:34,680 --> 02:09:36,716 What the hell's goin' on up there? Why haven't you guys left yet? 1798 02:09:36,800 --> 02:09:39,439 We're going, Harry. Houston. 1799 02:09:39,560 --> 02:09:41,994 - We got O.M.S. pod pre-start. - Pod pre-start confirmed. 1800 02:09:45,720 --> 02:09:48,757 - What's the problem? - l don't know. - What's wrong? - Fix it now! 1801 02:09:49,880 --> 02:09:51,871 No time, no time! 1802 02:09:51,960 --> 02:09:53,837 - What? - What's that? 1803 02:09:57,520 --> 02:09:59,590 - Where you goin'? - Oh, come on. We're stayin', we're goin'. 1804 02:09:59,680 --> 02:10:01,511 We're stayin', we're goin'. Make up your minds. 1805 02:10:01,600 --> 02:10:05,479 Damn it, Sharp! Get out of here now. You got less than three minutes. 1806 02:10:08,640 --> 02:10:12,428 - Come on, Watts. Come on, come on. - Blow the bomb, Harry. We're with you. 1807 02:10:12,560 --> 02:10:15,870 - Uh, it's stuck. Yes? - Come on! Back off! You don't know the components! 1808 02:10:15,960 --> 02:10:20,715 Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan! 1809 02:10:20,800 --> 02:10:23,109 We're gettin' tight for ignition, Freedom. 1810 02:10:26,040 --> 02:10:28,270 - Houston, we've got no fire. - What does that mean? 1811 02:10:28,400 --> 02:10:31,915 - lt means we got a busted ship. - A busted ship? And l'm strapped in here? 1812 02:10:32,040 --> 02:10:34,031 l had a great spot picked out there. 1813 02:10:34,160 --> 02:10:37,516 Freedom, you fire that engine. lf there's not a way, you find a way. The clock's tickin'. 1814 02:10:37,600 --> 02:10:39,909 Let's go! Let's fire that engine, Freedom! 1815 02:10:40,040 --> 02:10:44,830 You got less than a minute. Don't think l won't blow this thing. 1816 02:10:44,920 --> 02:10:47,434 Sharp, get out of here. lt's gettin' bad down here. 1817 02:10:47,520 --> 02:10:49,511 l know how to fix it. Please, move. 1818 02:10:49,640 --> 02:10:51,756 l-l have to take you away if you don't move. 1819 02:10:51,880 --> 02:10:54,633 Watts, you gotta get that shuttle started. You gotta fire it up now! 1820 02:10:54,720 --> 02:10:56,836 Damn it, Sharp. Get off this rock! 1821 02:10:56,920 --> 02:11:00,230 l'm telling you, please, move! This is how we fix problem... 1822 02:11:00,360 --> 02:11:03,397 in the Russian space station. 1823 02:11:03,480 --> 02:11:06,916 Because l don't want to stay here any more. 1824 02:11:08,600 --> 02:11:12,434 Yeah! Finally! We can go home! 1825 02:11:12,560 --> 02:11:14,790 - She's coming back. She's coming back. - We're hot! 1826 02:11:14,880 --> 02:11:17,599 Watts, let's go, let's go! 1827 02:11:17,720 --> 02:11:20,757 Rain all you want, you son of a bitch. 1828 02:11:20,880 --> 02:11:23,872 Let's go! We don't have time! Hurry, hurry. We got no time! 1829 02:11:23,960 --> 02:11:27,589 lnitiate thrusters on my mark! Two, one-- Mark! 1830 02:11:35,480 --> 02:11:38,916 - Come on. Get some altitude. Let's go, let's go. - Yes, come on! 1831 02:11:40,320 --> 02:11:42,436 Freedom has max thrust! 1832 02:11:48,880 --> 02:11:51,394 Thank you, Harry. 1833 02:12:01,000 --> 02:12:02,991 Shuttle's out of range. Still no detonation. 1834 02:12:07,440 --> 02:12:10,352 Something's not right. Too much time has gone by. 1835 02:12:11,920 --> 02:12:14,150 Zero barrier's about to be breached. One minute. 1836 02:12:14,240 --> 02:12:16,708 Harry, come on. Press that button. 1837 02:12:16,840 --> 02:12:20,833 - We're goin' back and do it ourselves. - Just don't. Wait one minute. 1838 02:12:25,080 --> 02:12:27,799 - Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on, Harry. Press the button. 1839 02:12:27,920 --> 02:12:32,550 Colonel, l'm askin' you. Just one more minute! 1840 02:12:38,560 --> 02:12:41,199 Press the button, Stamper. 1841 02:12:43,760 --> 02:12:46,194 Come on. 1842 02:12:47,680 --> 02:12:49,830 Harry'll do it. l know it. 1843 02:12:51,480 --> 02:12:54,040 He doesn't know how to fail. 1844 02:12:59,800 --> 02:13:01,472 We win, Gracie! 1845 02:13:03,080 --> 02:13:05,150 Press it! 1846 02:13:35,720 --> 02:13:38,951 We have detonation. Confirming detonation. 1847 02:13:55,760 --> 02:13:58,149 The two halves are gonna miss us by 400 miles... 1848 02:13:58,240 --> 02:14:01,516 and most of the small particles have been vaporized. 1849 02:14:11,400 --> 02:14:14,198 - Houston, we're comin' home. - We copy that, Freedom. 1850 02:14:14,320 --> 02:14:17,869 Yo, Harry. You the man. 1851 02:15:08,920 --> 02:15:12,390 Kennedy, we see you. And you never looked so good. 1852 02:15:12,520 --> 02:15:17,878 l never told anybody this before, but l hate flyin', so it'd be an awful shame to die now. 1853 02:15:18,000 --> 02:15:22,039 That's easy for you to say. l owe 100 grand to a bad-ass loan shark... 1854 02:15:22,160 --> 02:15:24,674 which l spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds. 1855 02:15:24,760 --> 02:15:27,752 - Boy, that's bad. - Kennedy, we are 100%. 1856 02:15:27,840 --> 02:15:30,308 Flap suspension control on full. 1857 02:15:42,440 --> 02:15:44,749 Welcome home, astronauts. 1858 02:15:52,320 --> 02:15:54,436 Hey, guys, remember: We're-- We're heroes now. 1859 02:15:54,520 --> 02:15:56,829 So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid-- 1860 02:15:56,920 --> 02:15:59,275 Let's keep that under wraps, all right? 1861 02:17:00,880 --> 02:17:02,757 Miss Stamper? 1862 02:17:04,080 --> 02:17:07,390 Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am. 1863 02:17:07,480 --> 02:17:10,199 Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter... 1864 02:17:10,320 --> 02:17:12,231 of the bravest man l've ever met. 1865 02:17:18,560 --> 02:17:20,391 Hello. 1866 02:17:20,520 --> 02:17:22,954 - Oh, my God! - Hi, you're my hero. 1867 02:17:23,080 --> 02:17:26,595 Oh, baby, l wanna have babies with you. 1868 02:17:28,440 --> 02:17:30,271 Welcome back, cowboy. 1869 02:17:32,160 --> 02:17:36,199 Uh, Harry wanted you to have this. 1870 02:17:42,480 --> 02:17:44,357 He did, huh? 1871 02:18:01,040 --> 02:18:03,315 l could stay awake 1872 02:18:03,440 --> 02:18:08,434 Just to hear you breathin' 1873 02:18:08,560 --> 02:18:12,155 Watch you smile while you are sleepin' 1874 02:18:12,280 --> 02:18:16,558 While you're far away and dreamin' 1875 02:18:16,640 --> 02:18:20,519 l just wanna stay with you 1876 02:18:20,600 --> 02:18:23,194 ln this moment forever 1877 02:18:23,320 --> 02:18:26,039 Forever and ever 1878 02:18:26,160 --> 02:18:29,675 l don't wanna close my eyes 1879 02:18:29,800 --> 02:18:32,234 l don't wanna fall asleep 1880 02:18:32,360 --> 02:18:34,271 'Cause l'd miss you, baby 1881 02:18:34,360 --> 02:18:37,352 And l don't wanna miss a thing 1882 02:18:37,440 --> 02:18:41,228 'Cause even when l dream of you 1883 02:18:41,360 --> 02:18:43,920 The sweetest dream would never do 1884 02:18:44,000 --> 02:18:45,831 l'd still miss you, baby 1885 02:18:45,920 --> 02:18:48,639 And l don't wanna miss a thing 1886 02:18:48,760 --> 02:18:52,673 And l don't wanna miss one smile 1887 02:18:52,760 --> 02:18:56,594 And l don't wanna miss one kiss 1888 02:18:56,720 --> 02:18:59,917 Well, l just wanna be with you right here 1889 02:19:00,000 --> 02:19:03,913 With you just like this 1890 02:19:04,040 --> 02:19:07,999 Well, l just wanna hold you close 1891 02:19:08,120 --> 02:19:12,159 Feel your heart so close to mine 1892 02:19:12,280 --> 02:19:15,636 And just stay here in this moment 1893 02:19:15,760 --> 02:19:20,197 For all the rest of time 1894 02:19:20,280 --> 02:19:22,396 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1895 02:19:22,520 --> 02:19:25,318 Yeah 1896 02:19:25,400 --> 02:19:28,870 Don't wanna close my eyes 1897 02:19:28,960 --> 02:19:31,269 l don't wanna fall asleep 1898 02:19:31,400 --> 02:19:33,356 'Cause l'd miss you, baby 1899 02:19:33,440 --> 02:19:36,398 And l don't wanna miss a thing 1900 02:19:36,480 --> 02:19:40,155 'Cause even when l dream of you 1901 02:19:40,280 --> 02:19:42,669 The sweetest dream would never do 1902 02:19:42,800 --> 02:19:44,756 l'd still miss you, baby 1903 02:19:44,880 --> 02:19:47,917 And l don't wanna miss a thing 1904 02:19:48,040 --> 02:19:50,998 Don't wanna close my eyes 1905 02:19:51,120 --> 02:19:55,193 l don't wanna fall asleep 1906 02:19:55,320 --> 02:19:59,029 Yeah, l don't wanna miss a thing 1907 02:22:56,480 --> 02:23:01,156 All my bags are packed l'm ready to go 1908 02:23:01,240 --> 02:23:04,915 l'm standin' here outside your door 1909 02:23:05,040 --> 02:23:09,875 l hate to wake you up to say goodbye 1910 02:23:11,640 --> 02:23:15,792 But the dawn is breakin' lt's early morn 1911 02:23:15,920 --> 02:23:19,435 The taxi's waitin' He's blowin' his horn 1912 02:23:19,520 --> 02:23:22,717 Already l'm so lonesome 1913 02:23:22,840 --> 02:23:24,796 l could die 1914 02:23:26,560 --> 02:23:30,917 So kiss me and smile for me 1915 02:23:31,000 --> 02:23:34,515 Tell me that you'll wait for me 1916 02:23:34,640 --> 02:23:39,919 Hold me like you'll never let me go 1917 02:23:41,120 --> 02:23:45,671 'Cause l'm leaving on a jet plane 1918 02:23:45,800 --> 02:23:49,998 l don't know when l'll be back again 1919 02:23:50,080 --> 02:23:54,790 Oh, babe, l hate to go 1920 02:23:55,840 --> 02:24:00,391 l'm leaving on a jet plane 1921 02:24:00,480 --> 02:24:04,075 Leaving on a jet plane 1922 02:24:04,160 --> 02:24:07,675 Leaving on a jet plane 1923 02:24:07,800 --> 02:24:11,509 Leaving on a jet plane 1924 02:24:11,640 --> 02:24:14,837 Leaving on a jet plane