1 00:00:09,853 --> 00:00:14,085 Whatl'dlike to do todayis getyour version ofwhathappened. 2 00:00:14,733 --> 00:00:17,531 - You mean the truth? - Of course. 3 00:00:18,053 --> 00:00:21,568 First, just state your name and your occupation for the record. 4 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:24,524 Egg Shen, bus driver. 5 00:00:25,213 --> 00:00:29,092 Bus driver. What kind of bus and where, please? 6 00:00:30,253 --> 00:00:35,725 Tour bus. Bus for tourists. San Francisco Chinatown. 7 00:00:35,813 --> 00:00:41,604 Thank you. Now, before we get to the meat ofthis thing, 8 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:44,890 do you at the present time have any knowledge 9 00:00:44,973 --> 00:00:47,612 ofthe whereabouts of a Mr Jack Burton or his truck? 10 00:00:47,693 --> 00:00:51,242 - Oh, God. Will you leave him alone? - Mr Shen, please. 11 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:57,363 You could be in a great deal oftrouble. Half a city block explodes in a ball of green flame. 12 00:00:57,453 --> 00:01:00,365 Green flame! All hell is breaking loose here. 13 00:01:00,453 --> 00:01:02,921 And there are people who say you're involved, 14 00:01:03,013 --> 00:01:07,848 that you might be responsible, that you're a very dangerous man. 15 00:01:07,933 --> 00:01:12,529 - Now, ifyou're protecting Jack Burton... - You leave Jack Burton alone! 16 00:01:13,613 --> 00:01:17,492 We are in his debt. He showed great courage. 17 00:01:22,613 --> 00:01:25,286 OK. 18 00:01:25,373 --> 00:01:28,968 But if l'm gonna be your attorney, there are a few things l have to know 19 00:01:29,053 --> 00:01:31,408 that still don't make any sense to me. 20 00:01:31,493 --> 00:01:33,484 Like... 21 00:01:34,213 --> 00:01:36,408 do you really believe in magic? 22 00:01:37,573 --> 00:01:40,007 You mean Chinese black magic? 23 00:01:40,093 --> 00:01:42,971 - Yes. - Absolutely. 24 00:01:43,053 --> 00:01:48,366 Are you still serious about this? And monsters and ghosts as well, l suppose? 25 00:01:48,453 --> 00:01:51,490 Sure. And sorcery. 26 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:57,846 And l suppose that you expect me to believe in sorcery as well? 27 00:01:57,933 --> 00:02:00,242 - Of course. - Why? 28 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,563 Because it's real. 29 00:02:02,653 --> 00:02:04,644 How can l know that, Mr Shen? 30 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:08,646 - How? - Yes, how? Help me out here. 31 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:10,846 Please. 32 00:02:17,173 --> 00:02:19,767 See? That was nothing. 33 00:02:20,973 --> 00:02:23,885 But that's how it always begins. 34 00:02:23,973 --> 00:02:26,248 Very small. 35 00:02:48,853 --> 00:02:53,768 This is Jack Burton at the Pork-Chop Express andl'm talkin' to whoever's listenin'. 36 00:02:53,853 --> 00:02:55,923 It's like l told my last wife. 37 00:02:56,013 --> 00:02:58,925 I says "Honey, l never drive faster than l can see." 38 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:02,801 "Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." 39 00:03:08,253 --> 00:03:13,486 You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night. 40 00:03:13,573 --> 00:03:16,371 When some wild-eyed maniac grabs your neck, 41 00:03:16,453 --> 00:03:19,251 taps the back ofyour head up against a barroom wall, 42 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:23,167 he looks you crooked in the eye and asks you ifyou've paid your dues, 43 00:03:23,253 --> 00:03:28,964 you just stare that big sucker back in the eye and remember what Jack Burton always says. 44 00:03:29,053 --> 00:03:33,843 "Have you paid your dues, Jack?" "Yes, sir, the cheque is in the mail." 45 00:03:49,693 --> 00:03:55,404 Well, you see, l'm not sayin' that l've been everywhere and l've done everything. 46 00:03:55,493 --> 00:03:59,327 But l do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, 47 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:04,567 and a man would have to be some kinda fool to think we're all alone in this universe. 48 00:05:21,733 --> 00:05:24,327 I can't believe you're stuck on even. This is odd! 49 00:05:24,413 --> 00:05:27,086 All right, even! Another even! Come on! 50 00:05:27,173 --> 00:05:30,006 You want one more? All right! 51 00:05:34,653 --> 00:05:37,406 - What do we got? He can't count. - Even! 52 00:05:37,493 --> 00:05:41,202 Learn how to play some fan-tan here, buddy-boy! 53 00:05:41,293 --> 00:05:43,488 Three! 54 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:05,525 Heaven and earth, boys. What can l tell ya? 55 00:06:08,173 --> 00:06:12,291 You like that one? What did he say, Wang? ln English? 56 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:15,968 Something about beginner's luck. It doesn't translate. But he quits. 57 00:06:16,053 --> 00:06:21,844 He quits? What is this? lt's a brand-new day and he's still got 100 bucks in his pocket. 58 00:06:21,933 --> 00:06:26,609 I'm not gonna complain, because l'll bet l'd have lost my shirt in the next 20 minutes. 59 00:06:26,693 --> 00:06:29,651 Breaks my heart to do this, but the next time l'm down here, 60 00:06:29,733 --> 00:06:33,612 you'll gang up on Jack so fast he won't know what the hell happened. 61 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:36,048 - No. - Ah, sure. Easy come, easy go, Wang. 62 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:37,248 No! 63 00:06:39,053 --> 00:06:41,851 Not next time. Now. 64 00:06:43,973 --> 00:06:47,010 Is this gonna get ugly now? l hope not. 65 00:06:47,093 --> 00:06:50,165 I thought what we were here, racial differences aside, 66 00:06:50,253 --> 00:06:53,723 was a coupla old friends, both of us Californians. 67 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:56,281 Shit, Wang. It's only a game. 68 00:06:59,693 --> 00:07:01,570 Nothin' or double. 69 00:07:01,653 --> 00:07:04,611 This knife cuts this bottle in half. 70 00:07:06,533 --> 00:07:07,761 - Nothin' or double. - Bullshit. 71 00:07:07,853 --> 00:07:10,321 - Nothin' or double. - Why, man? Don't be stupid. 72 00:07:10,413 --> 00:07:13,371 - I need the money. - I got near a thousand bucks here, Wang. 73 00:07:13,453 --> 00:07:15,569 1,148, Jack. 74 00:07:21,413 --> 00:07:24,132 OK. But not that bottle. 75 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,212 This bottle. 76 00:07:32,893 --> 00:07:34,531 OK. 77 00:07:34,613 --> 00:07:37,366 You're outta your mind, Wang. God bless ya! 78 00:07:48,693 --> 00:07:51,844 - It's all in the reflexes. - It always works at home. 79 00:07:51,933 --> 00:07:57,451 Have me over for dinner some year and prove it. In the meantime, pay up: $1,148 times two. 80 00:07:57,533 --> 00:08:00,286 - I don't have that kind of money. - I didn't hear that. 81 00:08:00,373 --> 00:08:05,447 - I'm just a poor Chinese boy, you know? - You own a restaurant. That's more than me. 82 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:10,209 Yeah, right. What l meant was, l don't got that kind of money on me. 83 00:08:10,293 --> 00:08:13,126 That's what l thought you meant. Where's your truck? 84 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:15,449 - I gotta go somewhere. - No, you don't. 85 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:18,809 I do. How about we meet in my restaurant in a few hours? l pay then. 86 00:08:18,893 --> 00:08:21,361 - You pay now. Where you gotta go? - The airport. 87 00:08:21,453 --> 00:08:24,650 - Yeah, right. Over my dead body. - If need be. 88 00:08:26,093 --> 00:08:29,642 - I'll follow you. - You don't trust me? That makes me sad. 89 00:08:29,733 --> 00:08:33,567 - It reminds me of an old Chinese joke. - Save it. I'll give you a lift. Get in. 90 00:08:33,653 --> 00:08:37,885 - You were gonna follow me, Jack. - I know, then l came to my senses. 91 00:08:38,493 --> 00:08:41,485 - So who are we pickin' up? - A girl. I don't wanna talk about it. 92 00:08:41,573 --> 00:08:43,768 - A girl? Where from? - Peking. 93 00:08:44,573 --> 00:08:48,361 This is a big day in my life. I should have gone home and gotten 40 winks. 94 00:08:48,453 --> 00:08:51,126 A girl from China? All right, l never done that. 95 00:08:51,213 --> 00:08:55,809 I picked up girls from everywhere else, but never from China. Is she pretty? 96 00:08:57,173 --> 00:09:00,370 - I'm gonna marry her, Jack. - Oh, God! 97 00:09:00,453 --> 00:09:04,526 I've known her since we were kids. I haven't seen her in five years. 98 00:09:04,613 --> 00:09:07,252 I came here alone. I worked my fingers till they bled. 99 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:09,324 Before you knew me, l slept on the floor. 100 00:09:09,413 --> 00:09:12,610 I saved every nickel to bring her here because l love her so much. 101 00:09:12,693 --> 00:09:18,563 I can't eat, sleep or think properly without her any more. She'll put my whole life in order. 102 00:09:18,653 --> 00:09:21,247 Boy, listen to me. Real tough guy. 103 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:24,325 You sound a little nervous, pal. 104 00:09:24,693 --> 00:09:30,086 That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind and my spirit are goin' north and south. 105 00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:42,364 Flightnumber26 hasjustarrived atgate numberseven. 106 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,647 Whoa. Who is that? 107 00:09:50,893 --> 00:09:53,612 She has green eyes. You know how rare that is, Jack? 108 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:58,289 - How can you tell from here? - Not her. She's trouble. Miao Yin. 109 00:09:59,093 --> 00:10:01,926 Beautiful green eyes, like creamyjade. 110 00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:03,732 Trouble, huh? 111 00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:19,125 - Can l ask you a serious question? - Absolutely not. 112 00:10:19,213 --> 00:10:23,445 - Would you considerjumping right into... - Sure, but not with a man in your condition. 113 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:27,924 - What's wrong with my condition? - Try standing downwind where l am. 114 00:10:28,013 --> 00:10:31,289 - It's Miller time. - You know what l say when it's Miller time? 115 00:10:33,253 --> 00:10:35,608 Wait a minute! 116 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,970 - Don't! - Don't what? 117 00:10:38,053 --> 00:10:43,446 The Lords of Death. Street gang. Punks from Chinatown. What are they doing here? 118 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,771 Tara! 119 00:11:21,173 --> 00:11:23,403 Miao Yin! 120 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:34,368 Excuse me. 121 00:11:41,173 --> 00:11:43,892 Let's you and me have a little talk, friend. 122 00:11:43,973 --> 00:11:45,611 What? 123 00:11:45,693 --> 00:11:47,649 Where'd you get that? 124 00:11:55,293 --> 00:11:56,965 Wait a minute, pal. 125 00:11:58,973 --> 00:12:00,008 Get that one! 126 00:12:07,653 --> 00:12:09,883 Come on, Jack! 127 00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:27,491 Where? 128 00:12:28,693 --> 00:12:30,763 Call the cops! 129 00:12:51,893 --> 00:12:54,123 Son of a bitch must pay! 130 00:12:58,013 --> 00:13:00,732 What's goin' on, Wang? Why'd they steal your girl? 131 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:05,091 You tell me! How come it's not safe to walk in Central Park or to give a stranger a lift? 132 00:13:05,173 --> 00:13:10,486 - Because the world's full of crazy people. - The American girl knew something was up. 133 00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:12,723 Stay away from her. She's a lawyer. 134 00:13:12,813 --> 00:13:15,646 She's a what? Oh, come on! 135 00:13:16,373 --> 00:13:19,763 - What the hell...? - They got a clubhouse where they hang out. 136 00:13:19,853 --> 00:13:21,969 - To sharpen their knives? - I can't ask you to... 137 00:13:22,053 --> 00:13:24,009 - Where is it? - Thank you, Jack. 138 00:13:29,413 --> 00:13:34,533 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I am Mr Egg Shen, with this wonderful tour. 139 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:37,173 Sit back and enjoy yourselves, see? 140 00:13:37,253 --> 00:13:42,725 Long time ago, Chinese men with gold-rush fever flooded into California. 141 00:13:42,813 --> 00:13:46,169 We call Gum Shan - Mountain of Gold, see? 142 00:13:46,253 --> 00:13:49,325 Leaving behind their wives and children. 143 00:13:49,813 --> 00:13:53,806 Working for years to complete the transcontinental railroad, 144 00:13:53,893 --> 00:13:58,045 saving all their pennies. And then they sent for their families 145 00:13:58,133 --> 00:14:02,012 to help build this beautiful Chinatown you see outside your window 146 00:14:02,093 --> 00:14:05,005 this fine warm day. 147 00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:36,811 - Go right, down that alley. Lords of Death! - What alley? 148 00:14:36,893 --> 00:14:38,690 Go right! Now! 149 00:14:59,053 --> 00:15:01,851 - Where the hell are we? - Come on, Jack. 150 00:15:04,373 --> 00:15:07,843 Excuse me, ma'am. I don't suppose you saw a... 151 00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,651 No. 152 00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:15,849 Keep moving. 153 00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:44,163 - What is it? A parade? - A funeral. 154 00:15:44,253 --> 00:15:47,768 - A fighting tong. They're Chang Sings. - A fighting tong? 155 00:15:47,853 --> 00:15:51,641 Don't panic, Jack. They're OK. They're good guys. 156 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:56,241 Maybe we should try a different alley. What do you say? 157 00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:05,568 Wang, these guys, these Sing Dings. They got enemies? 158 00:16:05,653 --> 00:16:08,087 - Wing Kong. - Who wear red turbans? 159 00:16:08,173 --> 00:16:10,050 Holy shit! 160 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:12,328 These guys are animals, Jack. 161 00:17:40,773 --> 00:17:43,162 - What's happening, Wang? - Chinese standoff. 162 00:17:43,253 --> 00:17:45,084 A what? 163 00:17:45,173 --> 00:17:47,289 Don't make a sound. 164 00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:52,291 Who's that? 165 00:20:59,213 --> 00:21:02,011 No questions! Just get outta here, Jack! 166 00:21:18,813 --> 00:21:20,724 Jack! 167 00:21:25,373 --> 00:21:27,762 - I think it was Lo Pan. - Who? 168 00:21:44,493 --> 00:21:46,643 - Don't look, Jack! - I already did. 169 00:21:46,733 --> 00:21:48,724 - Who? l mean, what? - Lo Pan. Come on! 170 00:21:48,813 --> 00:21:52,601 - I can't see! - It's OK. It's only temporary. Over here. 171 00:21:53,973 --> 00:21:55,964 Bend over. 172 00:21:56,933 --> 00:21:59,322 Yeah, yeah. 173 00:21:59,413 --> 00:22:02,849 I ran straight through him, Wang. How the hell did l do that? 174 00:22:02,933 --> 00:22:05,401 - You didn't. It only appeared that way. - Right! 175 00:22:05,493 --> 00:22:10,283 - Lords of Death, Jack. - OK, l'm goin' home. Keep your money. 176 00:22:10,373 --> 00:22:12,443 - Hey, Wang Chi! - Lookin' for us? 177 00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:15,730 - They know your name. - That's not good. Let's go! 178 00:22:18,613 --> 00:22:20,604 - My truck! - Forget it! 179 00:22:40,653 --> 00:22:45,044 Lords of Death controlled by the Wing Kong, Jack. Just errand boys for the Wing Kong. 180 00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:49,445 Great! Who wiped out all those yellow turbans? Those guys were winning. 181 00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:57,282 He says it was the Storms. The Three Storms. 182 00:22:57,373 --> 00:22:59,648 Three guys did all that? Listen. 183 00:22:59,733 --> 00:23:03,487 What about that... whatever it was l ran straight through? 184 00:23:03,573 --> 00:23:04,767 Fast! 185 00:23:16,013 --> 00:23:18,368 Lucky us. We made it. 186 00:23:18,453 --> 00:23:22,162 - All right, where's my truck? l'm outta here. - Isn't your truck insured? 187 00:23:22,253 --> 00:23:24,687 - Of course it is. - Then smart man gets it later. 188 00:23:24,773 --> 00:23:28,163 - Smart man calls the cops. - Cops got better things to do than get killed. 189 00:23:28,253 --> 00:23:29,208 So do l! 190 00:23:32,653 --> 00:23:36,168 Mutual Fidelity lnsurers of Sacramento. 191 00:23:36,253 --> 00:23:40,326 Well, there's gotta be a listing, honey. I pay 'em six G's a year in premiums. 192 00:23:40,413 --> 00:23:46,204 China is here, Mr Burton. The Chang Sing, the Wing Kong. 193 00:23:46,853 --> 00:23:50,732 - They've been fighting for centuries. - What does that mean? "China is here"? 194 00:23:50,813 --> 00:23:55,568 I don't know what that means. All l know is, this Lo Pan character comes out ofthin air 195 00:23:55,653 --> 00:24:00,886 in the middle of an alley, while his buddies fly around, cuttin' everybody to shreds, 196 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:04,886 and he stands there, waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, 197 00:24:04,973 --> 00:24:08,409 - with light comin' out of his mouth! - Jack, please. 198 00:24:10,733 --> 00:24:13,167 - When did this happen? - It didn't, not like he says. 199 00:24:13,253 --> 00:24:18,885 Yeah, it did. Two hours ago. Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him, then you don't. 200 00:24:18,973 --> 00:24:21,441 Lo Pan appeared on the street? 201 00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:25,490 - Why didn't you tell me? - I didn't want to alarm you, Uncle. 202 00:24:25,573 --> 00:24:29,805 I'm gonna tell you about an accident and l don't wanna hear "act of God", OK? 203 00:24:29,893 --> 00:24:33,283 All right, look. What's your name? Mine's Jack Burton. 204 00:24:33,373 --> 00:24:36,729 - Good afternoon, Mr Wong. - Eddie Lee, meet my friend, Jack Burton. 205 00:24:36,813 --> 00:24:40,089 - Eddie's the new maît re d' here. - And a whole lot more. 206 00:24:40,173 --> 00:24:43,609 Well, l don't know my policy number. It's in the glove compartment. 207 00:24:43,693 --> 00:24:46,412 Just look under B-U-R-T-O-N, will ya? 208 00:24:46,493 --> 00:24:49,007 - Jack Burton? - Yeah. 209 00:24:49,373 --> 00:24:52,604 Boy. The guy you always told me about. 210 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:57,128 - Then that was your abandoned truck. - Abandoned, like hell! 211 00:24:57,213 --> 00:24:59,329 Hello. Hello? 212 00:24:59,413 --> 00:25:00,926 Oh, Christ! 213 00:25:01,013 --> 00:25:03,971 Bad news. The Lords of Death stole it after you ran away. 214 00:25:04,053 --> 00:25:07,602 - They stole my truck? - Take it easy, Jack. You're with friends. 215 00:25:07,693 --> 00:25:09,968 - We'll find it for you. - Damn right you will. 216 00:25:10,053 --> 00:25:14,729 And my money. And time is money to a guy like me. And your phone is dead, by the way. 217 00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:20,046 - How do you think l feel? l lost a whole girl! - The Lords of Death were only on ajoyride. 218 00:25:20,133 --> 00:25:22,203 Not acting on orders from the Wing Kong. 219 00:25:22,293 --> 00:25:25,763 Theyjust wanted a girl to sell and Miao Yin got in the way. 220 00:25:25,853 --> 00:25:28,242 Plus, the skirmish you guys stumbled into. 221 00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:32,645 Lo Pan, the word is, ordered the boss of the Chang Sings, Mr Lem Lee, assassinated. 222 00:25:32,733 --> 00:25:35,008 - That was his funeral. - It was a war, Eddie. 223 00:25:35,093 --> 00:25:39,405 - What are you doing here? - Don't panic. It's only me, Gracie Law. 224 00:25:39,493 --> 00:25:40,608 Great. 225 00:25:40,693 --> 00:25:43,810 Just passing the neighbourhood on a dark and stormy night? 226 00:25:43,893 --> 00:25:46,805 - This is my neighbourhood. - Sure it was a war. 227 00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:51,045 And anybody that showed up was gonnajoin Lem Lee in the hell of being cut to pieces. 228 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,727 - Hell of being what? - The Chinese have a lotta hells. 229 00:25:53,813 --> 00:25:58,011 - And what the hell is Gracie Law doing here? - She can't get enough of me. 230 00:25:58,093 --> 00:26:00,607 He wishes. Look, you know me. 231 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:03,969 I'm always pokin' my nose where it doesn't belong and, l admit it, 232 00:26:04,053 --> 00:26:06,248 this mix-up is my fault, sort of. 233 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:10,042 But l have it on good advice that the punks thatjumped me and took his truck, 234 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:14,126 they took the girl they kidnapped to the White Tiger's for a quick sale. Who was she? 235 00:26:14,213 --> 00:26:18,525 - My fiancée. The White Tiger's? - Oh, God. I'm sorry. 236 00:26:18,613 --> 00:26:22,083 Ifwe go tonight, we can buy her back. A warrant's too complicated, 237 00:26:22,173 --> 00:26:24,812 - violence out ofthe question... - Hold it! Slow down. 238 00:26:24,893 --> 00:26:27,248 - I'm feelin' like an outsider here. - You are! 239 00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:30,643 Jack, listen. I need more ofyour help. I can't pay you today, OK? 240 00:26:30,733 --> 00:26:33,122 - Shit. - How can l? l need the cash for Miao Yin. 241 00:26:33,213 --> 00:26:37,889 - And it's gonna cost. She's got green eyes. - Seriously? That's an extra. 242 00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:40,487 It's like leather bucket seats: double the price. 243 00:26:40,573 --> 00:26:45,203 - Look, this Lo Pan l ran over... through... - Has spirit-medium powers. 244 00:26:45,293 --> 00:26:49,969 Like the immortals. His flesh and his bones are atomised. 245 00:26:50,053 --> 00:26:52,692 He becomes the dream. 246 00:26:52,773 --> 00:26:55,446 - What? - That's an exaggeration, Jack, l promise. 247 00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:56,852 Please, help me. 248 00:26:57,213 --> 00:26:59,204 I got a great idea. 249 00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:13,524 - Relax. - I am relaxed. 250 00:27:13,613 --> 00:27:16,969 Look, this is as far as l go, because l'm a dead giveaway, see? 251 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:20,841 I'd go in there with you, but they know my face and they'd wanna push it in. 252 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:23,493 - Not while l'm around. - It's all up to you now, Jack. 253 00:27:23,573 --> 00:27:25,643 My destiny rests in your capable hands. 254 00:27:25,733 --> 00:27:28,247 - I'll do my best. - Make them drop their guard. 255 00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:29,891 - I'll try. - Look stupid. 256 00:27:29,973 --> 00:27:31,725 He does. 257 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:35,726 Boy, it sure is rainin' cats and dogs. 258 00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:39,491 The cab driver said... He told me that l could... 259 00:27:39,573 --> 00:27:42,690 Well, that the White Tiger would... 260 00:27:43,813 --> 00:27:45,690 Just a minute, please. 261 00:27:51,493 --> 00:27:55,771 Excuse me for a second, guys. I think l know that car. 262 00:28:00,173 --> 00:28:02,528 What's she doing now? 263 00:28:02,613 --> 00:28:04,490 Strange girl. 264 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:11,767 That building there. The White Tiger. 265 00:28:11,853 --> 00:28:15,607 God, it's creepy. Do we have to go in? Because l will, ifwe have to. 266 00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:18,890 I'll go anywhere or do anything to get my story. It's my big break. 267 00:28:18,973 --> 00:28:23,330 Just sit tight. We've got one of our best men inside right now, stirring the pot. 268 00:28:37,853 --> 00:28:42,973 How do you do, ma'am? Henry Swanson's my name and excitement's my game. 269 00:28:43,053 --> 00:28:46,250 - Cash or charge? - Gosh! Cash, l guess. 270 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,449 I mean, it's not deductible, is it? 271 00:28:50,653 --> 00:28:53,486 Mrs O'Toole will take care ofyour needs. 272 00:28:53,573 --> 00:28:55,609 Boy, l wish these were in colour. 273 00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:59,288 Because what l really am in the mood for is a girl with green eyes. 274 00:28:59,373 --> 00:29:01,887 And price is no object, Mrs O'Toole. 275 00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:05,852 Fresh offthe boat's the way l like 'em. The more exotic the better. 276 00:29:05,933 --> 00:29:08,606 Chinese girls do not come with green eyes. 277 00:29:26,573 --> 00:29:29,007 - Too long. Let's go in. - It's only been ten minutes. 278 00:29:29,093 --> 00:29:31,084 Give the guy a chance. 279 00:29:33,373 --> 00:29:36,126 - So how long you been in the US ofA? - Three months. 280 00:29:36,213 --> 00:29:39,011 - Where from? - Hong Kong. 281 00:29:39,093 --> 00:29:43,962 What happens? You stay here a while? Old girls leave, new girls come in? 282 00:29:44,133 --> 00:29:47,603 Maybe. Take your tie off, please. 283 00:29:47,693 --> 00:29:50,765 Yeah, l know what you mean. My wife gave it to me for Christmas. 284 00:29:54,733 --> 00:29:56,132 Holy shit! 285 00:31:24,493 --> 00:31:29,613 Green explosions? People flyin' in and out? That was not real. I wanna talk to the cops. 286 00:31:29,693 --> 00:31:32,526 I want my truck back. Now where the hell am l? 287 00:31:32,613 --> 00:31:35,764 - My office. Sit down. - You sleep in your office? 288 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:40,529 What l need to get straight is... These Storms, what are they? Magicians? 289 00:31:40,613 --> 00:31:44,288 - Yeah, sort of. It's hard to explain. - Try real hard. 290 00:31:44,373 --> 00:31:47,171 Ifthe Storms have Miao Yin, there's one place they'd go. 291 00:31:47,253 --> 00:31:51,166 Lo Pan. The godfather of Little China, Mr David Lo Pan. 292 00:31:51,253 --> 00:31:54,370 You mean the Lo Pan that's chairman ofthe National Orient Bank 293 00:31:54,453 --> 00:31:56,569 and owns the Wing Kong Trading Company, 294 00:31:56,653 --> 00:32:00,089 but who's so reclusive that no one has laid eyes on him in years? 295 00:32:00,173 --> 00:32:02,528 Who the hell are you, anyway? 296 00:32:02,613 --> 00:32:05,969 I'm Margo Litzenberger. I'm with the BerkeleyPeople's Herald. 297 00:32:06,053 --> 00:32:10,285 I've been trying to get somebody from the press to listen to me about this, Burton. 298 00:32:10,373 --> 00:32:15,083 It's not possible that you saw David Lo Pan. The bastard's afraid to show his face. 299 00:32:15,173 --> 00:32:17,971 - He's got more enemies... - He's got Miao Yin. I'm going! 300 00:32:18,053 --> 00:32:20,283 - Are you nuts? - Who's that? 301 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:23,206 It's OK, Tara. You can go back to sleep. 302 00:32:23,293 --> 00:32:25,523 - From the airport. - This morning, sure. 303 00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:29,970 That's why l was there. I was protecting her civil rights, making sure she gets a chance. 304 00:32:30,053 --> 00:32:33,807 This is just so shocking. I mean, l mustjust be so monumentally naive. 305 00:32:33,893 --> 00:32:36,043 - You are. - Now we have to grab your fiancée... 306 00:32:36,133 --> 00:32:39,170 Wait a minute! l'm a reasonable guy, 307 00:32:39,253 --> 00:32:41,721 but l've experienced some unreasonable things. 308 00:32:41,813 --> 00:32:45,442 - It depends on how you look at it. - The hell it does! So somebody 309 00:32:45,533 --> 00:32:47,808 - tell me what is goin' on! - The truth? 310 00:32:47,893 --> 00:32:49,963 - I can take it. - We don't know. 311 00:32:53,053 --> 00:32:56,682 - I'm going now, alone if l have to! - Where? lt's pouring out. 312 00:32:56,773 --> 00:33:00,288 - Lo Pan's. The Wing Kong Exchange. - The Wing Kong Exchange? 313 00:33:00,373 --> 00:33:04,002 The most dangerous den of madmen in Chinatown? You can't waltz in like... 314 00:33:04,093 --> 00:33:08,530 Like the wind. Yes, l can, Miss Law. My mind and my spirits are as one. 315 00:33:08,613 --> 00:33:11,411 - As two. I said l was comin'. - I'd go with you... 316 00:33:11,493 --> 00:33:14,291 I know. There's a problem with your face. 317 00:33:14,373 --> 00:33:18,286 OK! You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. 318 00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:21,763 Ifwe're not back by dawn, call the president. 319 00:33:31,173 --> 00:33:36,531 - This is gonna take crackerjack timing. - Total concentration. You ready, Jack? 320 00:33:36,613 --> 00:33:38,604 I was born ready. 321 00:33:42,533 --> 00:33:44,603 I love working nights. 322 00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:46,604 Don't get up. Phone company. 323 00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:50,003 All right, boys, where's the main panel? Probably through here. 324 00:33:58,573 --> 00:34:00,450 Wang. 325 00:34:08,893 --> 00:34:12,283 Good work, Jack. I think they actually fell for it. 326 00:34:14,613 --> 00:34:18,765 Well, last time we had this problem was on account of squirrels chewin' the wires. 327 00:34:18,853 --> 00:34:22,846 - I'd better locate the central junction box. - I think it's down there. 328 00:34:27,653 --> 00:34:29,132 What does that say? 329 00:34:29,213 --> 00:34:32,011 - Hell of boiling oil. - You're kidding! 330 00:34:32,093 --> 00:34:34,288 Yeah, l am. It says "Keep out." 331 00:34:38,533 --> 00:34:40,888 We've got to do something! 332 00:34:45,493 --> 00:34:50,283 Goat butts against a hedge and its horns become entangled. 333 00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:55,285 - I don't think l've had the pleasure. - Miss Gracie Law, Mr Egg Shen. 334 00:34:55,373 --> 00:34:57,841 Egg's kind of our local authority on Lo Pan. 335 00:34:57,933 --> 00:35:00,401 - He's helping us out. - It has been almost two hours. 336 00:35:00,493 --> 00:35:03,690 - Let's go over there, beat down the door... - No, Miss Law. 337 00:35:03,773 --> 00:35:08,767 We have to gather our strength, because now there's clouds and thunder. 338 00:35:08,853 --> 00:35:12,084 The image of difficulty at the beginning. 339 00:35:12,173 --> 00:35:15,848 But finally we shall bring order out of chaos. 340 00:35:20,693 --> 00:35:23,207 - Look. - Yeah. 341 00:35:23,293 --> 00:35:26,126 What you got here is two people dragging a third. 342 00:35:26,213 --> 00:35:28,204 Miao Yin! 343 00:35:42,013 --> 00:35:45,608 - You did that, right? - I guess so. I hope so. 344 00:35:50,973 --> 00:35:53,168 Jack, check this out. 345 00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:56,404 So what is this? Chinese or somethin'? 346 00:35:56,493 --> 00:35:59,087 - Countin' backwards? - Not backwards. Downwards. 347 00:36:09,093 --> 00:36:13,883 Of course the Chinese mix everything up. Look at what they have to work with. 348 00:36:13,973 --> 00:36:18,649 There's Buddhism, Confucianism and Taoist alchemy and sorcery. 349 00:36:18,933 --> 00:36:22,972 We take what we want and leave the rest. Just like your salad bar. 350 00:36:23,053 --> 00:36:26,932 But there is one thing even David Lo Pan must acknowledge. 351 00:36:27,013 --> 00:36:33,248 All movement in the universe is caused by tension between positive and negative furies. 352 00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:37,565 - So when the furies are out of balance... - As they are in Lo Pan, who is cursed. 353 00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:40,690 Then the people turn into demons and live for ever. 354 00:36:40,773 --> 00:36:44,925 Repulsive and evil, existing only to plague the living. 355 00:36:45,013 --> 00:36:50,041 Well then, what you're saying is this David Lo Pan... What is he? A ghost? 356 00:36:50,133 --> 00:36:55,924 Plays at being a man. A creature of vast, dark, destructive power. 357 00:36:56,413 --> 00:37:01,282 All right, out this hatch and up the cable. Does that sound like a brilliant idea or what? 358 00:37:01,373 --> 00:37:04,171 The cable is three storeys high and covered with grease. 359 00:37:04,253 --> 00:37:08,007 Exactly. It's real and we can touch it, so at least we know where we stand. 360 00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:09,811 Yeah, in deep shit. 361 00:37:12,413 --> 00:37:14,881 - What? - What the hell...? 362 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:18,126 - Shit! - See? 363 00:37:18,213 --> 00:37:21,011 You think they'd let us walk in and out like the wind? 364 00:37:21,093 --> 00:37:23,687 Yes. I thought that was your whole damn point! 365 00:37:23,773 --> 00:37:26,048 My point was to find Miao Yin at any cost! 366 00:37:26,133 --> 00:37:28,931 - This is salt water, Wang. - And get your truck back! 367 00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:32,483 - I'll buy another one. - But there's only one Miao Yin! 368 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,324 Jesus Christ! Where are we? 369 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:03,802 Hell ofthe upside-down sinners! 370 00:38:17,653 --> 00:38:21,692 Hey, you! Come on over here and fight like a man! 371 00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:02,643 Shit, Jack. I don't like the looks ofthis. 372 00:39:05,213 --> 00:39:07,488 - Where are we, Wang? - You are nowhere! 373 00:39:32,693 --> 00:39:34,524 Oh, boy. 374 00:39:34,613 --> 00:39:37,446 Look, we came here to see David Lo Pan, all right? 375 00:39:38,133 --> 00:39:39,725 David Lo Pan? 376 00:39:39,813 --> 00:39:43,249 - Then you have succeeded, Mr Burton. - What, you? 377 00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:47,170 - I don't get this at all. I thought... - Shut up, Mr Burton! 378 00:39:47,253 --> 00:39:51,166 - You are not put upon this world to "get it". - Come on! Lo Pan is like... 379 00:39:51,253 --> 00:39:53,050 Nothing you can understand. 380 00:39:53,133 --> 00:39:58,161 There are many mysteries and unanswerable questions, even in a life as short as yours. 381 00:39:58,253 --> 00:40:01,768 The way l see it, it doesn't mean we shouldn't ask. Where's my truck? 382 00:40:01,853 --> 00:40:06,051 You are not looking for a truck. You're looking for a girl. A girl with green eyes. 383 00:40:06,133 --> 00:40:09,330 - Yes. - She must be something extraordinary. 384 00:40:09,413 --> 00:40:11,927 Or l'm not about to waste another 2,000 years. 385 00:40:12,013 --> 00:40:15,403 There can't be many Chinese girls with green eyes these days. 386 00:40:15,493 --> 00:40:18,644 - There are not. Never were. - So beggars can't be choosers. 387 00:40:18,733 --> 00:40:20,724 But l can! 388 00:40:21,493 --> 00:40:24,212 Tell me about Miao Yin. 389 00:40:24,293 --> 00:40:26,488 What province is she from? Hunan? 390 00:40:27,173 --> 00:40:31,132 Her mother? Her father? He must be a holy man. I must know. 391 00:40:31,213 --> 00:40:34,603 You got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself. 392 00:40:39,533 --> 00:40:44,129 Mr Burton, ifyou have an influence over your youthful friend, you better exert it now. 393 00:40:44,213 --> 00:40:48,092 Otherwise l will send both ofyou to the hell where people are skinned alive. 394 00:40:48,173 --> 00:40:50,448 It's that simple. Understand? 395 00:40:51,453 --> 00:40:55,048 - Are you crazy? ls that your problem? - No, he means it, Jack. 396 00:40:55,133 --> 00:41:00,048 My problem is this place. This place is my tomb. I'm buried here. 397 00:41:00,133 --> 00:41:06,003 A young man, a king, a warrior, is entombed in this old man's crippled body. 398 00:41:07,613 --> 00:41:10,047 And all l need is a woman, Mr Burton, 399 00:41:10,133 --> 00:41:13,250 a special kind ofwoman with dragon-green eyes, 400 00:41:13,333 --> 00:41:18,532 to make me whole and young again, so that l may rule the universe from beyond the grave. 401 00:41:18,613 --> 00:41:21,810 - Ch'ing-ti. The God ofthe East. - Who, him? This guy? 402 00:41:21,893 --> 00:41:23,804 No, not me, Mr Burton. 403 00:41:25,133 --> 00:41:29,490 My demon. The god l must appease in order to regain my heart, my blood. 404 00:41:30,093 --> 00:41:33,642 A girl with green eyes to satisfy Ch'ing-ti, 405 00:41:33,733 --> 00:41:36,486 a girl brave enough to embrace the naked blade. 406 00:41:36,573 --> 00:41:38,689 - When l find her, l will marry her. - Never! 407 00:41:38,773 --> 00:41:41,082 Ch'ing-ti will be happy and my curse lifted. 408 00:41:41,173 --> 00:41:43,892 You can rule the universe from beyond the grave. 409 00:41:43,973 --> 00:41:46,282 - Indeed! - Or check into a psycho ward. 410 00:41:46,373 --> 00:41:48,682 Whichever comes first. 411 00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:53,449 What, l'm supposed to buy this shit? 2,000 years and he can't find a broad to fit the bill? 412 00:41:53,533 --> 00:41:56,525 Come on, Dave, you must be doin' somethin' seriously wrong. 413 00:41:56,613 --> 00:42:02,085 There have been others, to be sure. There are always others, are there not? 414 00:42:02,173 --> 00:42:06,166 You seem to be one who knows the difficulties between men and women, 415 00:42:06,253 --> 00:42:08,528 how seldom it works out. 416 00:42:09,053 --> 00:42:12,284 And yet we all keep trying, like fools. 417 00:42:14,293 --> 00:42:19,845 Who are these people? Friends ofyours? Now this really pisses me offto no end! 418 00:42:19,933 --> 00:42:23,369 - Come on, stick around! - Where's Miao Yin? ln this building? 419 00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:25,011 - Safe. - Where is she? 420 00:42:25,093 --> 00:42:28,483 Safe. Safer with me than any creature on earth! 421 00:42:29,933 --> 00:42:32,811 Go ahead. You want bad publicity? Give us the run-around. 422 00:42:32,893 --> 00:42:36,932 But this woman has a deadline, and her pen is mightier than your sword. 423 00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:39,686 - Yeah. - No visitors. 424 00:42:39,773 --> 00:42:43,925 - I don't make the policy around here. - Come on, man! Give 'em a tour. 425 00:42:44,013 --> 00:42:46,288 What's it gonna hurt? 426 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:49,563 I can help you. 427 00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:19,682 - Are you OK, Jack? - Yeah. 428 00:43:21,853 --> 00:43:25,732 We're in a room. No windows, a few skeletons. 429 00:43:25,813 --> 00:43:28,805 - Where's the light coming from? - The floor. 430 00:43:43,613 --> 00:43:47,049 With the easing oftrade restrictions, 431 00:43:47,133 --> 00:43:51,843 next year we'll start importing a lot of strange things from Peking. 432 00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:54,845 What sort of strange things? 433 00:43:54,933 --> 00:43:57,242 Are we going up or down? 434 00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:59,324 It feels like down. 435 00:44:18,253 --> 00:44:20,642 Great. Thank you, Jack. 436 00:44:20,733 --> 00:44:25,523 I think we've come up. First we went down. Now they've brought us up. 437 00:44:26,573 --> 00:44:31,283 Two, three feet thick, l'll bet. Probably welded shut and covered with brick by now. 438 00:44:31,373 --> 00:44:35,127 - Don't give up, Jack. - OK. Let's just chew our way outta here! 439 00:44:35,213 --> 00:44:37,727 Lo Pan has plans for us, or we'd be dead doornails. 440 00:44:37,813 --> 00:44:42,728 Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case on wheels, or the ten-foot-tall roadblock? 441 00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:47,568 - One and the same person, Jack. - You know something you're not tellin' me. 442 00:44:47,653 --> 00:44:49,962 Myths and legends. 443 00:44:50,693 --> 00:44:53,844 - I don't wanna insult you. - No, no. Go ahead. 444 00:44:54,653 --> 00:44:56,166 Insult me. 445 00:44:58,053 --> 00:45:01,409 It's about all sorts of scary things: an ancient army ofthe dead, 446 00:45:01,493 --> 00:45:04,883 the Spirit City and monkey sacrifices. 447 00:45:04,973 --> 00:45:07,043 The First Sovereign Emperor of China, 448 00:45:07,133 --> 00:45:10,967 that mad monarch who federated our seven warring states, defeated Lo Pan 449 00:45:11,053 --> 00:45:16,081 and imposed upon him that horrible curse of no flesh in 272 BC. 450 00:45:16,973 --> 00:45:21,171 A lot of Chinese hear these things when we're kids, then we grow up, 451 00:45:22,093 --> 00:45:24,129 and pretend not to believe them. 452 00:45:24,693 --> 00:45:27,491 - No horseshit, Wang. - No horseshit, Jack. 453 00:45:27,573 --> 00:45:32,727 I don't blame you. I'm Chinese and l don't even wanna believe it, but it's for real. 454 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:35,202 Sorcery, the Chinese black magic. 455 00:45:40,373 --> 00:45:42,364 Blindfolds! 456 00:46:00,693 --> 00:46:02,729 You make one move... 457 00:46:08,653 --> 00:46:12,362 Now, let's try that again. Don't make me kill you, tough guy. 458 00:46:14,133 --> 00:46:16,010 Come on, Jack! 459 00:46:16,453 --> 00:46:18,444 - Come on! - How? 460 00:47:10,733 --> 00:47:12,644 - Great work, Jack. - Yeah. 461 00:47:12,733 --> 00:47:17,761 We're all in: me, Gracie and Margo. Uncle Chu and Egg are in Egg's bus, ready to get us out. 462 00:47:17,853 --> 00:47:19,286 - Right. - Here, Jack. 463 00:47:19,373 --> 00:47:21,364 I'll trade ya. 464 00:47:22,533 --> 00:47:24,967 All right, which way? Fast, before they wake up. 465 00:47:25,053 --> 00:47:27,567 There, l think. Down there. 466 00:47:33,653 --> 00:47:35,644 No pathetic excuses. 467 00:47:36,613 --> 00:47:42,563 I smell the blood of human beings. Find them. Boil them until their flesh falls off. 468 00:47:42,973 --> 00:47:44,964 You heard me! 469 00:48:38,813 --> 00:48:40,804 Empty. 470 00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:45,613 I need you, Miao Yin. 471 00:48:46,013 --> 00:48:50,404 You, whose eyes flash like emerald lightning. 472 00:48:51,413 --> 00:48:55,201 Ch'ing-ti, make me flesh again soon. 473 00:48:57,213 --> 00:48:58,692 Please. 474 00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:02,130 Let's go. It's clear. 475 00:49:07,733 --> 00:49:09,724 Safety! 476 00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:14,966 Wang! 477 00:49:20,653 --> 00:49:23,247 First time you ever plugged somebody? 478 00:49:23,853 --> 00:49:25,730 - Course not. - Come on! 479 00:49:27,493 --> 00:49:29,245 You wanna go up or down? 480 00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:31,324 - Up or down? - Up. 481 00:49:53,093 --> 00:49:56,927 All has become strange. 482 00:49:57,853 --> 00:50:03,530 A world so unreal and yet, at once, so frightening. 483 00:50:26,093 --> 00:50:28,926 Open up or l'll blow his head off! 484 00:50:31,973 --> 00:50:34,771 Open! Or he dies in the name of Ch'ing-ti 485 00:50:34,853 --> 00:50:38,562 and your souls speed with his to the hell ofthe oily dragon! 486 00:51:04,653 --> 00:51:06,723 - You all right? - Yeah. 487 00:51:11,253 --> 00:51:13,050 - Margo! - Jack! 488 00:51:13,133 --> 00:51:16,762 - Where's Gracie? - On the floor next door. She's a wildcat. 489 00:51:16,853 --> 00:51:20,368 - How are you gonna spring us? - I have no idea. 490 00:51:56,373 --> 00:51:58,762 That way maybe. 491 00:52:02,213 --> 00:52:04,204 Wang, haul ass! 492 00:52:18,413 --> 00:52:20,244 Come on, keep movin'! 493 00:52:21,813 --> 00:52:23,292 Margo, jump in! 494 00:52:24,893 --> 00:52:27,088 - In there? Are you nuts? - Go! 495 00:52:57,133 --> 00:52:59,522 - Where's Margo? - I don't know. 496 00:53:02,773 --> 00:53:03,683 Where are we? 497 00:53:03,773 --> 00:53:05,968 - Where's Eddie? - Beats me. 498 00:53:08,973 --> 00:53:10,964 Where's Jack? 499 00:53:12,733 --> 00:53:14,724 Jack! 500 00:53:16,613 --> 00:53:18,604 Jack? 501 00:53:20,533 --> 00:53:22,524 Jack! 502 00:53:25,613 --> 00:53:30,767 - Sorry, l'm just thrilled to be alive. - Yeah, sure. Let's go. 503 00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:40,803 - It's like some giant garbage disposal. - I think it is, sort of. 504 00:53:40,893 --> 00:53:44,727 Will you just stop rubbing your body up against mine? 505 00:53:44,813 --> 00:53:46,849 I can't concentrate when you do that. 506 00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:50,767 What a pig you are, Burton! l mean, really! 507 00:53:53,213 --> 00:53:57,047 - Where's Jack? - It's OK. Everybody relax. I'm here. 508 00:53:57,133 --> 00:54:00,409 Jack, l know where we are. This is a central... what do you call it? 509 00:54:00,493 --> 00:54:03,132 - Sewer? - Yeah. Water comes in up there. 510 00:54:03,213 --> 00:54:07,764 Seawater from the bay fills this room. They divert it through pipes to different chambers. 511 00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:11,243 I bet up there's where we first got on that elevator. 512 00:54:37,853 --> 00:54:41,209 All right, we're almost outta here. From here on, it gets normal. 513 00:54:41,293 --> 00:54:43,409 Offices, storerooms: a nice false front. 514 00:54:43,493 --> 00:54:46,849 I count to three, open the door, and we go. 515 00:54:46,933 --> 00:54:48,810 - Everybody got that? - Ready? 516 00:54:48,893 --> 00:54:51,282 Follow the leader. One, two, three. 517 00:54:55,133 --> 00:54:56,805 We may be trapped. 518 00:54:59,733 --> 00:55:01,963 Hide! 519 00:55:02,053 --> 00:55:05,648 - Hide? - Hide! They only saw me! 520 00:55:09,373 --> 00:55:11,807 We fight together, Jack. Do or die. 521 00:56:00,653 --> 00:56:02,132 Time to go. 522 00:56:06,693 --> 00:56:09,685 The bus is right outside in the parking lot. 523 00:56:30,013 --> 00:56:34,723 Here's the deal. I run interference and you bring up the rear. Can you handle that? 524 00:56:34,813 --> 00:56:35,723 Can you? 525 00:56:36,253 --> 00:56:39,563 Well, what a night's work! You got a problem like that again, 526 00:56:39,653 --> 00:56:42,372 - you reach for the sky! - Let's go! 527 00:56:44,533 --> 00:56:46,524 Come on, come on. 528 00:56:47,693 --> 00:56:50,685 - You're doin' real good, guys. - Come on, Jack! 529 00:56:52,533 --> 00:56:55,127 Let's go! Open the doors! 530 00:56:58,413 --> 00:57:00,449 - Hurry! - Move it, Egg! 531 00:57:02,013 --> 00:57:03,844 Duck! 532 00:57:19,253 --> 00:57:22,245 We made it. Holy shit, we made it! 533 00:57:22,893 --> 00:57:25,646 - Where's Miao Yin? - Inside. 534 00:57:26,213 --> 00:57:27,851 Somewhere inside. 535 00:57:30,773 --> 00:57:32,331 Where's Gracie? 536 00:57:48,093 --> 00:57:51,130 Put me down, you overstuffed monster! 537 00:57:55,093 --> 00:57:57,812 Let me go! Let me go! 538 00:58:34,373 --> 00:58:36,409 What does it mean? 539 00:58:36,493 --> 00:58:39,087 Two girls with green eyes? 540 00:58:39,173 --> 00:58:41,209 After all these years. 541 00:58:41,293 --> 00:58:46,606 You bastards! Unchain me! You're not gonna get away with this. Where's Lo Pan? 542 00:58:48,453 --> 00:58:50,603 This one has fire as well! 543 00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:54,447 Listen, l've had it up to here with you maniacs. 544 00:58:54,533 --> 00:58:58,492 I wanna see that disgusting flesh-peddler David Lo Pan in person. 545 00:58:58,573 --> 00:59:03,408 Unless the coward's afraid to see an unarmed girl one-on-one! 546 00:59:03,933 --> 00:59:05,924 Where is he? 547 00:59:14,813 --> 00:59:19,489 You know what this is? This is like some radical Alice ln Wonderland. 548 00:59:19,573 --> 00:59:23,566 - That's what this is. - Then you've got a best seller on your hands. 549 00:59:23,653 --> 00:59:29,364 - Call the police. You're not a one-man army. - Cops got better things to do than get killed. 550 00:59:32,653 --> 00:59:34,325 Here he is, Jack. 551 00:59:34,413 --> 00:59:37,928 No, these are our friends. These are the Chang Sings. 552 00:59:38,013 --> 00:59:41,164 - Any of 'em savvy English? - Hey, man. Who is this guy? 553 00:59:41,253 --> 00:59:43,005 All right. You got any guns? 554 00:59:43,093 --> 00:59:48,326 Not against Lo Pan, but here's one for you to make you feel better, like Dirty Harry. 555 00:59:48,413 --> 00:59:51,371 I'll stick with these. You comin' with us, Egg? 556 00:59:51,453 --> 00:59:56,163 Of course, Jack. It's my destiny. Besides, if l don't you'll never make it out alive. 557 00:59:56,253 --> 00:59:58,721 - I'm on board too then. - Yeah, sure, kid. 558 00:59:58,813 --> 01:00:02,408 - You can't keep the press out. It's America. - You're not going back there. 559 01:00:02,493 --> 01:00:04,961 You're stayin' here with Eddie and Uncle Chu. 560 01:00:05,053 --> 01:00:07,965 - Eddie? But he's... - He's got a crush on you. 561 01:00:08,373 --> 01:00:12,491 - You mean like you've got on Gracie? - Are you kidding? l just want my truck back. 562 01:00:12,573 --> 01:00:15,770 What do l know? She's not even your type. All brains. 563 01:00:15,853 --> 01:00:17,844 Come on, let's go! 564 01:00:26,213 --> 01:00:29,808 Play your cards right, you live to talk about it. 565 01:00:51,813 --> 01:00:53,804 Oh, boy. 566 01:00:54,933 --> 01:00:57,891 Are you OK? Are you Miao Yin? 567 01:00:57,973 --> 01:01:01,124 Yes. Miao Yin. 568 01:01:01,453 --> 01:01:04,092 - Who are you? - Lo Pan. 569 01:01:04,173 --> 01:01:07,563 You have come to seek me out with your green eyes. 570 01:01:07,653 --> 01:01:09,609 Yes. 571 01:01:09,693 --> 01:01:11,570 - No, no. - Yes. 572 01:01:13,373 --> 01:01:18,766 - What's going on here? Some kind of...? - Magic. The darkest magic. 573 01:01:18,853 --> 01:01:24,883 My soul swims in it, scattered across time, trapped in the world offormlessness. 574 01:01:25,293 --> 01:01:29,127 Until l find her and marry her. 575 01:01:29,213 --> 01:01:30,532 Marry her? 576 01:01:30,613 --> 01:01:35,607 The girl with green eyes. The girl who can tame the burning blade. 577 01:01:37,717 --> 01:01:41,949 Miao Yin or Grace Law. 578 01:01:51,957 --> 01:01:56,030 - Great start. It's the other way. - The front door will get you nowhere. 579 01:01:56,117 --> 01:01:59,587 - Here, let me hold that. - A brave man likes to feel nature on his face. 580 01:01:59,677 --> 01:02:02,794 And a wise man has enough sense to get in out ofthe rain. 581 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:16,991 - He lives here? - He owns the block. He's a rich guy. 582 01:02:17,077 --> 01:02:20,274 - Rich? This place is a dump, Wang. - To Western eyes. 583 01:02:20,357 --> 01:02:23,155 The stuff in these bottles is priceless. 584 01:02:24,437 --> 01:02:27,315 Well, all set? 585 01:02:28,277 --> 01:02:30,745 Yeah. Ready when you are, Egg. 586 01:02:49,277 --> 01:02:51,074 - Jack next. - Where does it go? 587 01:02:51,157 --> 01:02:53,955 - Down. Lo Pan is down there. - Down where? 588 01:02:54,037 --> 01:02:56,915 - Where is the universe? - Come on, Jack. Don't be afraid. 589 01:02:56,997 --> 01:02:58,988 Afraid? Are you kidding? 590 01:03:12,637 --> 01:03:16,755 - Where in the hell are we? - Underneath Chinatown. 591 01:04:14,877 --> 01:04:17,107 That is not water. 592 01:04:17,197 --> 01:04:19,552 Black blood ofthe earth. 593 01:04:19,637 --> 01:04:23,755 - Do you mean oil? - I mean black blood ofthe earth. 594 01:04:23,837 --> 01:04:28,831 A thousand years ago, huge earthquakes turned the world upside down. 595 01:04:30,997 --> 01:04:33,386 Many normal people were killed. 596 01:04:35,557 --> 01:04:39,470 Many unnatural people roam free 597 01:04:39,557 --> 01:04:43,948 to commit great offences against the gods. 598 01:06:25,957 --> 01:06:30,747 They have survived the burning blade, tamed the savage heart. 599 01:06:33,477 --> 01:06:35,672 I will marry both women. 600 01:06:37,557 --> 01:06:40,025 Prepare them. 601 01:06:54,037 --> 01:06:56,028 What is that? 602 01:06:57,677 --> 01:07:01,511 - It sounds like... - Something breathing underwater? 603 01:07:01,597 --> 01:07:03,189 Yeah. 604 01:07:12,597 --> 01:07:14,588 You will come out no more! 605 01:07:14,677 --> 01:07:18,192 What? What'll come out no more? 606 01:07:18,277 --> 01:07:20,427 Come on. 607 01:07:20,517 --> 01:07:22,508 Dammit! 608 01:07:34,797 --> 01:07:36,788 Miao Yin? 609 01:08:13,797 --> 01:08:15,833 Hey, Wang! 610 01:08:15,917 --> 01:08:18,385 - Egg! - Jack, come on! 611 01:08:32,597 --> 01:08:35,873 It's OK, Jack. Wing Kong storeroom. Emergency provisions. 612 01:08:35,957 --> 01:08:38,790 We're inside Lo Pan's domain. 613 01:08:38,877 --> 01:08:40,708 Christ! 614 01:08:43,397 --> 01:08:44,466 Later. 615 01:08:44,557 --> 01:08:48,994 We're getting close. Real close. And now for some more bad news. Ready? 616 01:08:49,077 --> 01:08:53,389 - This gets worse? Come on! - 2,258 years ago 617 01:08:53,477 --> 01:08:55,866 the First Sovereign Emperor... 618 01:08:57,277 --> 01:09:00,747 He subjugated Lo Pan, made him of no flesh. 619 01:09:01,757 --> 01:09:05,432 - Only an evil dream. - Get to the goddamn point, Egg. 620 01:09:05,517 --> 01:09:10,511 In order to be whole again, he had to find this certain girl of his prophecy, 621 01:09:10,597 --> 01:09:13,157 and marry her to appease the God ofthe East. 622 01:09:13,237 --> 01:09:16,229 But to appease the emperor, he had to kill her. 623 01:09:16,317 --> 01:09:18,069 Kill her? No! 624 01:09:18,157 --> 01:09:22,116 Well, let's go. What are we talkin' Chinese history for when we gotta get... 625 01:09:22,197 --> 01:09:25,553 We are getting ready to strike the final blow. 626 01:09:25,637 --> 01:09:29,152 - Ifwe reach Lo Pan... - When we reach Lo Pan. 627 01:09:29,237 --> 01:09:31,910 ..then the power in this flask will be our only hope 628 01:09:31,997 --> 01:09:36,707 against the Bodhisattva ofthe underworld, the ultimate evil spirit. 629 01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:41,591 Yes. Only a dream can kill a dream. 630 01:09:41,957 --> 01:09:44,710 I've waited for this for a long time, Jack. 631 01:09:45,877 --> 01:09:48,391 The evil dream will die. 632 01:09:54,557 --> 01:09:55,706 Wing Kong outside. 633 01:10:21,397 --> 01:10:24,787 - Were they real? - Yeah. Dressed for Lo Pan's wedding. 634 01:10:24,877 --> 01:10:26,868 What's in the flask? Magic potion? 635 01:10:26,957 --> 01:10:29,312 - Yeah. - Thought so. Good. Do we drink it? 636 01:10:29,397 --> 01:10:31,069 - Yeah. - Good. Thought so. 637 01:11:05,997 --> 01:11:10,275 I am the past, come back to haunt you, Lo Pan! 638 01:11:12,437 --> 01:11:16,635 My God, no! Please! What is that? Don't tell me. 639 01:11:16,717 --> 01:11:20,869 A guardian. What it sees, Lo Pan knows. 640 01:11:20,957 --> 01:11:23,312 They have returned. 641 01:11:23,397 --> 01:11:27,390 And this time they are not alone. Egg Shen is with them. 642 01:11:27,477 --> 01:11:32,915 Little bastard sorcerer has brought them through the Bog ofthe Dead Trees. 643 01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:34,635 Egg Shen? 644 01:11:34,717 --> 01:11:39,472 Egg Shen! You have come a long ways to find me, but it is too late. 645 01:11:39,557 --> 01:11:43,709 There are two girls with green eyes, and l will marry them both. 646 01:11:43,797 --> 01:11:46,994 And then l will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor, 647 01:11:47,077 --> 01:11:51,150 and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin. 648 01:11:53,677 --> 01:11:56,794 That's right, Egg Shen. The best oftwo worlds. 649 01:12:03,397 --> 01:12:05,865 You never know till you try. 650 01:12:05,957 --> 01:12:07,948 Let's get outta here. 651 01:12:17,997 --> 01:12:20,750 You know what l don't like? Where is everybody? 652 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:23,032 Preparing for Lo Pan's wedding. 653 01:12:33,157 --> 01:12:36,786 We should not be in here, not this easily. It's a setup, l'm tellin' ya. 654 01:12:36,877 --> 01:12:40,187 Lo Pan is about to take his queen. He's too busy to care. 655 01:12:40,277 --> 01:12:42,916 So where is he, Egg? Where? 656 01:13:13,197 --> 01:13:15,188 - Jack, here! - What? 657 01:13:18,637 --> 01:13:20,628 - Hollow. - Fuck it. 658 01:13:25,077 --> 01:13:28,626 - I know. It's an elevator. It only goes down. - Yeah, look. 659 01:13:28,717 --> 01:13:32,471 - Hey, all right! - Time for the medicine! 660 01:13:39,917 --> 01:13:43,387 - Cheers! - This does what again, exactly? 661 01:13:43,477 --> 01:13:45,991 Huge buzz. 662 01:13:46,877 --> 01:13:48,674 Good! 663 01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:52,875 You can see things no one else can see, do things no one else can do. 664 01:13:52,957 --> 01:13:55,152 - Real things? - As real as Lo Pan. 665 01:13:55,237 --> 01:13:59,150 - What more can a guy ask for? - The six-demon bag! 666 01:13:59,237 --> 01:14:02,832 Terrific. A six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg? 667 01:14:02,917 --> 01:14:05,590 Wind! Fire! All that kind ofthing. 668 01:14:05,677 --> 01:14:08,066 Here's to the army and navy and the battles they have won. 669 01:14:08,157 --> 01:14:10,751 Here's to America's colours, the colours that never run. 670 01:14:10,837 --> 01:14:13,431 May the wings of liberty never lose a feather. 671 01:14:27,877 --> 01:14:31,153 I feel pretty good. You know, l'm not... 672 01:14:31,237 --> 01:14:34,115 I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of... 673 01:14:35,077 --> 01:14:37,716 - I feel kind of invincible. - Me too. 674 01:14:37,797 --> 01:14:41,585 - I got a very positive attitude about this. - Good. Me too. 675 01:14:47,197 --> 01:14:49,631 Is it gettin' hot in here, or is itjust me? 676 01:14:49,917 --> 01:14:52,715 Ch'ing-ti! Ch'ing-ti! 677 01:14:53,517 --> 01:14:57,066 Great Ch'ing-ti, equal with heaven, 678 01:14:57,157 --> 01:15:02,868 come into our presence and witness this holy matrimony. 679 01:15:02,957 --> 01:15:06,506 - Miao Yin. - And the ultimate evil spirit. 680 01:15:11,597 --> 01:15:14,873 And now, my beloved disciples, 681 01:15:14,957 --> 01:15:17,266 the moment oftruth. 682 01:15:17,357 --> 01:15:19,791 The needle of love. 683 01:15:23,157 --> 01:15:26,035 - I'd like to shoot that bastard. - Not until he's married. 684 01:15:26,117 --> 01:15:28,631 - Then he's flesh. - Then it's too late. 685 01:15:28,717 --> 01:15:30,867 Ch'ing-ti! 686 01:15:30,957 --> 01:15:35,553 You, who shake the heavens and descend from the east, 687 01:15:35,637 --> 01:15:39,186 all l ask in order to conquer this universe 688 01:15:39,277 --> 01:15:43,475 is that you grant me flesh and blood. 689 01:15:45,197 --> 01:15:48,189 Yes! Guide my hand 690 01:15:48,957 --> 01:15:52,950 as l insert this needle into Miao Yin. 691 01:15:53,797 --> 01:15:57,472 Let him complete the ceremony. Then he is ours for certain! 692 01:15:57,557 --> 01:16:00,025 Come, my love. Give it to me. 693 01:16:12,677 --> 01:16:14,508 It's working! 694 01:16:16,077 --> 01:16:18,068 I'm mortal! 695 01:16:26,157 --> 01:16:28,068 Look out, guys! 696 01:16:43,037 --> 01:16:44,629 No way! 697 01:17:45,557 --> 01:17:47,752 Come, Miao Yin, it won't hurt. 698 01:18:46,117 --> 01:18:47,516 Shit! 699 01:18:55,437 --> 01:18:56,665 Take her. 700 01:19:18,757 --> 01:19:20,952 Peasant magic! 701 01:19:54,877 --> 01:19:56,868 You never could beat me, Egg Shen. 702 01:21:00,437 --> 01:21:01,836 - It's me. - Are you all right? 703 01:21:01,917 --> 01:21:04,954 - Never mind me. We gotta get Lo Pan. - Where is he? 704 01:21:05,037 --> 01:21:06,356 Wang! 705 01:21:06,437 --> 01:21:08,155 Come on. 706 01:21:10,077 --> 01:21:12,068 Pull it apart. Come on! 707 01:21:38,157 --> 01:21:42,275 - Where does this go? - Up. To Lo Pan's office. It's cooler up there. 708 01:21:42,357 --> 01:21:45,315 - From there we can... - Do you have a gun, l hope? 709 01:21:45,397 --> 01:21:48,673 - I have a knife. - A knife? He's 12 feet tall! 710 01:21:48,757 --> 01:21:51,908 Seven. Don't worry. I can handle him. I took something. 711 01:21:51,997 --> 01:21:54,591 I can see things no one else can see. 712 01:21:55,797 --> 01:21:59,233 - Why are you dressed like that? - I was getting married. 713 01:21:59,317 --> 01:22:04,266 He was marrying both of us, just because my eyes are green too. 714 01:22:13,157 --> 01:22:15,625 Oh, God. Is this really happening? 715 01:22:22,597 --> 01:22:25,748 - Look into my eyes. - No! Never! 716 01:22:25,837 --> 01:22:29,591 I have suffered so much pain and agony. Look at me! 717 01:22:29,677 --> 01:22:33,306 No! l don't understand. I don't belong to you! 718 01:22:33,397 --> 01:22:37,072 No, you don't. You belong to Ch'ing-ti. 719 01:22:37,157 --> 01:22:39,876 I must sacrifice you, but l love you and l need you. 720 01:22:39,957 --> 01:22:42,073 No! 721 01:22:42,157 --> 01:22:44,273 Here, take her! Take the bitch! 722 01:22:44,357 --> 01:22:47,076 - Master, you are flesh! - I am? 723 01:22:47,677 --> 01:22:50,555 I am! lt worked! 724 01:22:50,637 --> 01:22:53,310 Ch'ing-ti is appeased. 725 01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:58,797 Now we must satisfy the First Sovereign Emperor by destroying this! 726 01:22:58,877 --> 01:23:00,993 Not so fast, gentlemen. 727 01:23:01,077 --> 01:23:04,592 Is it too much to ask, Thunder? Kill him! For me! 728 01:23:04,677 --> 01:23:09,307 It won't solve anything, Dave. Too many people have been droppin' like flies already 729 01:23:09,397 --> 01:23:12,867 and where's that gettin' us? Nowhere, fast. 730 01:23:12,957 --> 01:23:16,233 Nah, you know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this? 731 01:23:16,317 --> 01:23:19,195 - Who? - Jack Burton. Me! 732 01:23:27,197 --> 01:23:29,267 Old Jack always says 733 01:23:29,757 --> 01:23:31,793 "What the hell?" 734 01:23:56,517 --> 01:23:57,916 It's a good knife. 735 01:24:00,237 --> 01:24:02,034 Goodbye, Mr Burton. 736 01:24:25,277 --> 01:24:27,666 It's all in the reflexes. 737 01:24:30,677 --> 01:24:32,315 Wang! 738 01:24:39,677 --> 01:24:41,747 You all right? 739 01:24:41,837 --> 01:24:43,907 - Hey, thanks. - Wait a minute. 740 01:25:18,197 --> 01:25:20,188 I don't think he's gonna stop! 741 01:25:24,357 --> 01:25:25,790 Come on! 742 01:25:44,837 --> 01:25:47,226 - We got a problem. - There! 743 01:26:17,637 --> 01:26:19,946 Come on, Jack! 744 01:26:21,797 --> 01:26:23,788 Jump, Jack! 745 01:26:33,517 --> 01:26:36,270 - This whole place is melting! - Hello! Hello! 746 01:26:37,117 --> 01:26:41,076 - How'd you get up there? - It wasn't easy! Stand aside! 747 01:26:45,597 --> 01:26:47,713 Take it away! 748 01:27:06,517 --> 01:27:08,348 Hang onto this. 749 01:27:10,477 --> 01:27:12,388 Watch out, Wang Chi! 750 01:27:21,477 --> 01:27:23,468 Go for it, Wang! 751 01:27:43,357 --> 01:27:46,110 - Go! - Come on, Jack, hurry! 752 01:27:48,037 --> 01:27:50,505 There's my truck... My truck! 753 01:27:50,597 --> 01:27:52,952 Get in. 754 01:28:13,637 --> 01:28:15,673 - They took the key. - Do you have a spare? 755 01:28:15,757 --> 01:28:18,555 Course l do, but it's underneath the... 756 01:28:21,037 --> 01:28:24,666 - What was that? - 6.9 on the Richter scale. Hang on! 757 01:28:32,797 --> 01:28:35,231 - Sorry. - Don't you know how to drive this thing? 758 01:28:35,317 --> 01:28:36,830 Relax. 759 01:28:50,277 --> 01:28:52,472 Stop! Red light! 760 01:28:56,477 --> 01:28:58,832 Take it easy. OK, we made it. 761 01:29:00,317 --> 01:29:01,386 Yeah. 762 01:29:01,477 --> 01:29:05,436 Look at that. Doesn't that make you feel good? 763 01:29:05,517 --> 01:29:07,508 Terrific. 764 01:29:08,757 --> 01:29:10,952 The light's green. You can go. 765 01:29:28,797 --> 01:29:31,789 - What are you doin', Jack? - I'll be right back. 766 01:29:31,877 --> 01:29:34,266 Where are you goin', Egg? 767 01:29:34,957 --> 01:29:36,948 My work's done. 768 01:29:37,637 --> 01:29:41,425 Lo Pan is dead and the evil spell's been lifted. 769 01:29:42,517 --> 01:29:45,827 Years ago l promised myself a long vacation. 770 01:29:45,917 --> 01:29:47,828 It is time to collect. 771 01:29:47,917 --> 01:29:51,114 Well, why don't you go on over to China? Visit the motherland? 772 01:29:51,197 --> 01:29:55,588 Well, China's in the heart, Jack. Wherever l go, she's with me. 773 01:29:57,997 --> 01:30:02,115 - So what are you gonna call it? - I don't know. 774 01:30:02,197 --> 01:30:07,146 Maybe you can come over to my place later and help me find a title? 775 01:30:09,157 --> 01:30:12,274 - Here, Jack. Nothin' or triple. - Nothin' or double. 776 01:30:12,357 --> 01:30:14,996 Triple. You earned it. 777 01:30:15,317 --> 01:30:17,911 You're right, l did. Thanks, Wang. 778 01:30:20,997 --> 01:30:23,465 Well, last chance. I'm a rich man now. 779 01:30:23,557 --> 01:30:27,232 I can give up the open road, sell my truck, settle down. 780 01:30:27,717 --> 01:30:30,185 Couldn't have that on my conscience. 781 01:30:30,277 --> 01:30:32,996 The only way it might work is ifyou buy a bigger truck 782 01:30:33,077 --> 01:30:36,433 with a cosy little apartment in back, just big enough for two. 783 01:30:36,517 --> 01:30:41,671 That sounds pretty great. But sooner or later l rub everybody the wrong way. 784 01:30:43,597 --> 01:30:45,792 Well, let me think about it. 785 01:30:49,357 --> 01:30:53,032 God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye? 786 01:30:56,677 --> 01:30:58,156 No. 787 01:31:00,277 --> 01:31:03,269 - See you around, Burton. - Never can tell. 788 01:31:08,117 --> 01:31:10,108 Bye, Jack. 789 01:31:13,437 --> 01:31:16,668 We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang? 790 01:31:16,757 --> 01:31:19,351 - No horseshit, Jack. - No horseshit. 791 01:31:40,517 --> 01:31:43,987 You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and take his advice 792 01:31:44,077 --> 01:31:47,865 on a stormy night, when the lightning's crashin', the thunder's roarin', 793 01:31:47,957 --> 01:31:51,586 and the rain's comin' down in sheets thick as lead. 794 01:31:51,677 --> 01:31:54,510 Remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes 795 01:31:54,597 --> 01:31:59,307 and the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake. 796 01:31:59,397 --> 01:32:04,073 Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says 797 01:32:04,157 --> 01:32:07,672 "Gimme your best shot, pal. I can take it." 798 01:35:26,357 --> 01:35:29,349 Visiontext Subtitles: David Van-Cauter 799 01:35:29,437 --> 01:35:31,428 ENGLISH