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I was dreamin'
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Dreamin' my dick was out
and I was checking to see
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if that infected bump on the head
of it had filled with pus again
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If it had. I was gonna name
that bump after my ex-wife Priscilla
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and bust it by jackin' off
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Oh, man.
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Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do
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Dreams let you think like that
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Truth was. I hadn't had
a hard-on in years
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Oh, man.
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My God. Man
How long have I been here?
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Am I really awake now.
Or am I just dreamin' I'm awake?
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How could my plans
have gone so wrong?
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When the hell are they
gonna serve lunch?
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Considerin' what they serve.
Why the hell do I care?
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If Priscilla discovered I was alive.
Would she come and see me?
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Would we still wanna fuck?
Or would we merely have to talk about it?
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Is there. Finally and really.
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Anything to life other than
food. Shit. And sex?
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We, goddamn t
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How could I have gone from
the "King of rock and roll" to this?
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Old guy in a rest home in East Texas
with a growth on his pecker
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And what is that growth. Man?
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Cancer? Nobody's talkin'
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No one seems to know
or wants to
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Makes you wonder, doesn't it,
what kind of life this old guy had?
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What kind of life he had, you know.
His kids, his grandkids, his legacy.
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Look at him now.
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Oh, who gives a shit?
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Well...
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Make you comfortable.
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No.
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I'm gonna squish you, cockroach!
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Help me.
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You know, I was thinkin'...
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What? You gonna get
all weepy on me again?
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No. I was merely gonna suggest that you
use some of this here deodorizer
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and spray it on that corpse
because she's smellin' pretty ripe.
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Good idea.
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Excuse me, miss?
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You gonna throw all that stuff out?
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Yeah.
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Could I have one
of them pictures of Bull?
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Maybe his... his Purple Heart?
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I mean,
he was pretty proud of that.
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And maybe that... that tin
of chocolates there?
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I suppose.
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The revealin' of her panties
wasn't intentional or unintentional
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She just didn't give a damn
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She saw me as so physically
and sexually non-threatenin'.
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She didn't mind if I got
a bird's-eye view of her love nest
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It was the same to her
as a house cat sneakin' a peek
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I felt my pecker flutteronce like
a pigeon havin' a heart attack
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then it laid back down
and remained limp and still
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'Course. These days. Even a flutter
was kind of reassurin'
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- Here.
- Thank you.
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Say...
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Bull your kin?
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My daddy
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Never seen you here before.
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I've only been here once before.
When I checked him in.
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That's three years ago, wasn't it?
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You and him friends?
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No, we just roommates. I mean,
he never felt good enough to say much.
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I just hated to see what
was left of him go away so easy.
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Seemed like an all right guy.
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Mentioned you a lot.
You're... you're Callie, right?
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Yeah.
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Well... he was all right.
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But not enough so you'd
come and see him, though.
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Don't lay some guilt trip on me, mister.
I did what I could.
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I mean, if it hadn't been for Medicaid
or Medicare... whatever that stuff was...
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he'd have been
in some ditch somewhere.
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And I sure didn't have the money
to take care of him.
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My own daughter
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lost long ago to me
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if she knew I lived.
Would she come and see me?
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Woud she even ccae?
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You could've come and seen him.
They don't charge you for that.
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Mind your own business.
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I was busy.
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Well, well, well.
If it isn't my favorite patient.
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How are you this morning, Mr. Haff?
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I'm all right.
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00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:24,868 X1:157 X2:562 Y1:338 Y2:406
But I prefer Mr. Presley or Elvis.
I keep tellin' you that.
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I don't go by
Sebastian Haff anymore, okay?
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I'm not tryin' to hide anymore.
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00:15:29,842 --> 00:15:32,777 X1:183 X2:534 Y1:338 Y2:406
Well, of course I knew that.
I forgot.
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Good morning, Elvis.
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00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:40,814 X1:156 X2:562 Y1:338 Y2:406
Did you know we have
a celebrity here, Miss Thomas?
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Elvis Presley. You know,
the rock and roll singer.
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I thought he was dead.
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Well, actually, Elvis is dead.
Mr. Haff knows that. Don't you, Mr. Haff?
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Hell, no. I'm right here.
I ain't dead.
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Yet.
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Now, Mr. Haff!
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00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:03,035 X1:164 X2:555 Y1:377 Y2:407
I don't mind calling you "Elvis."
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00:16:03,109 --> 00:16:05,942 X1:157 X2:561 Y1:338 Y2:406
But you're a little confused
and you like to play sometimes.
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00:16:06,012 --> 00:16:10,881 X1:157 X2:563 Y1:338 Y2:406
You were an
Elvis impersonator, remember?
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00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:15,887 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:338 Y2:406
You fell off the stage
and broke your hip... when was it?
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Twenty years ago.
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It got infected and you were
in a coma for quite a while.
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You came out with a few...
problems.
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Look, I was just impersonatin' myself.
I couldn't do nothin' else.
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00:16:31,871 --> 00:16:33,202 X1:192 X2:527 Y1:377 Y2:407
I don't have any problems.
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00:16:33,272 --> 00:16:35,365 X1:140 X2:580 Y1:338 Y2:406
You're tryin' to say
my brain's messed up, aren't you?
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00:16:35,441 --> 00:16:37,932 X1:186 X2:532 Y1:338 Y2:406
Why would you
wanna be somebody else?
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00:16:38,944 --> 00:16:40,104 X1:268 X2:450 Y1:377 Y2:407
I got tired of it.
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00:16:41,013 --> 00:16:43,004 X1:153 X2:565 Y1:377 Y2:407
I was hooked on pills, you know.
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I wanted out.
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00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,480 X1:170 X2:548 Y1:338 Y2:400
And this boy Sebastian Haff...
he was an Elvis imitator.
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He was the best of 'em.
He took my place.
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Problem is, he had a bad heart.
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He liked drugs, too.
Liked them more than I did.
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So it was him that died, not me.
I just took his place.
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00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:04,067 X1:134 X2:585 Y1:338 Y2:406
But why would you want
to leave all that fame. Mr Presley?
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All that money?
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I don't know
'Cause they got old
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The woman I loved... Priscilla...
she was gone
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00:17:17,316 --> 00:17:19,978 X1:203 X2:513 Y1:338 Y2:406
The rest of the women
were just women
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00:17:21,587 --> 00:17:24,147 X1:217 X2:498 Y1:338 Y2:406
I mean. The music
wasn't mine anymore
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00:17:24,223 --> 00:17:27,215 X1:173 X2:542 Y1:338 Y2:406
I wasn't even me anymore
Just this thing they made up
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And my friends
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We, they wwee succk n' moe d y
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00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:43,035 X1:202 X2:516 Y1:338 Y2:406
So I took a little road trip
down to Nacogdoches
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00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:48,036 X1:149 X2:565 Y1:377 Y2:401
to check out this Sebastian Haff
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It's all right, boys.
Just wait here.
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Oh, my God.
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00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:08,390 X1:195 X2:523 Y1:377 Y2:407
I didn't think you'd really...
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00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:33,816 X1:239 X2:479 Y1:338 Y2:400
It's all right, boys.
Just another freak.
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Let's split.
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- Sorry, man.
- King, I got it. I got it.
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It's all yours, baby.
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00:20:02,081 --> 00:20:04,948 X1:215 X2:504 Y1:338 Y2:400
So I signed everything
over to Sebastian
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00:20:05,017 --> 00:20:08,509 X1:161 X2:554 Y1:338 Y2:406
Except for enough money
to sustain me if things got bad
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00:20:08,587 --> 00:20:11,613 X1:190 X2:525 Y1:338 Y2:406
I was determined
to make myself a new life
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00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:13,021 X1:274 X2:439 Y1:377 Y2:401
A better one
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00:20:15,361 --> 00:20:18,023 X1:212 X2:503 Y1:338 Y2:400
But me and Sebastian.
We had us a deal
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00:20:20,099 --> 00:20:22,090 X1:121 X2:593 Y1:377 Y2:405
If I wanted to trade back. He'd let me
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00:20:23,335 --> 00:20:25,326 X1:134 X2:581 Y1:377 Y2:407
It was all written up in the contract
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00:20:26,405 --> 00:20:27,997 X1:257 X2:460 Y1:377 Y2:407
The thing was
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I lost my copy
in a barbeque accident
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00:20:31,877 --> 00:20:33,469 X1:167 X2:548 Y1:377 Y2:405
But that wasn't so bad. Either
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00:20:33,546 --> 00:20:36,709 X1:199 X2:519 Y1:338 Y2:406
I was makin' new friends
and enjoyin' myself
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00:20:39,285 --> 00:20:40,445 X1:307 X2:409 Y1:377 Y2:401
Cheers!
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00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:54,090 X1:212 X2:507 Y1:338 Y2:406
Oh, my God.
Did you see that thing?
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00:20:57,536 --> 00:20:59,026 X1:213 X2:506 Y1:377 Y2:407
It just went up like that.
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- Now. Elvis
- Yes?
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00:21:05,377 --> 00:21:07,436 X1:230 X2:489 Y1:377 Y2:407
Don't carry it too far.
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00:21:07,513 --> 00:21:11,506 X1:160 X2:557 Y1:338 Y2:400
You may just get way out there
and not come back.
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00:21:12,651 --> 00:21:14,141 X1:274 X2:443 Y1:377 Y2:407
Oh, fuck you.
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00:21:16,155 --> 00:21:17,645 X1:330 X2:388 Y1:377 Y2:401
Shit.
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00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:21,215 X1:148 X2:569 Y1:338 Y2:400
Get old, you can't even cuss
someone and have it bother 'em.
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00:21:21,293 --> 00:21:25,286 X1:178 X2:539 Y1:338 Y2:406
Everything you do is either
worthless or sadly amusing.
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00:21:26,031 --> 00:21:27,498 X1:316 X2:401 Y1:377 Y2:401
Well...
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00:21:27,566 --> 00:21:29,397 X1:234 X2:484 Y1:377 Y2:407
I've got what I want.
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00:21:30,269 --> 00:21:33,102 X1:164 X2:553 Y1:338 Y2:406
The clothes can go
to Goodwill or Salvation Army.
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00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:37,802 X1:153 X2:563 Y1:338 Y2:406
Very well. And I'm sorry about
your father. He was a nice man.
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00:21:37,876 --> 00:21:39,343 X1:320 X2:396 Y1:377 Y2:401
Yeah.
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00:21:40,112 --> 00:21:42,103 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:377 Y2:407
It was nice to meet you, Mr. Presley.
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00:21:42,181 --> 00:21:44,376 X1:247 X2:470 Y1:338 Y2:404
- Get the hell out.
- Now, now.
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00:21:45,718 --> 00:21:51,588 X1:121 X2:597 Y1:338 Y2:400
I'll be back later to do that little... thing
that has to be done. You know.
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Elvis!
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00:22:07,973 --> 00:22:09,133 X1:297 X2:422 Y1:377 Y2:401
Poor Bull.
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00:22:11,143 --> 00:22:15,307 X1:177 X2:541 Y1:338 Y2:406
In the end...
does anything really matter?
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00:22:19,485 --> 00:22:21,476 X1:147 X2:567 Y1:377 Y2:401
No one here ever listened to me
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00:22:22,154 --> 00:22:26,557 X1:205 X2:509 Y1:338 Y2:406
Except this one guy
only. He was certifiable
168
00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:28,820 X1:210 X2:502 Y1:338 Y2:406
That's where they took
a piece of my brain.
169
00:22:28,894 --> 00:22:32,352 X1:208 X2:509 Y1:338 Y2:406
They got it back in D.C.
In that goddamn jar.
170
00:22:34,299 --> 00:22:37,359 X1:210 X2:508 Y1:338 Y2:406
I got a little bag of sand
up there now.
171
00:22:38,437 --> 00:22:40,928 X1:209 X2:508 Y1:377 Y2:405
Jack... no offense, but...
172
00:22:42,007 --> 00:22:43,941 X1:122 X2:597 Y1:377 Y2:407
President Kennedy was a white man.
173
00:22:44,009 --> 00:22:46,000 X1:186 X2:531 Y1:377 Y2:407
That's how clever they are!
174
00:22:46,078 --> 00:22:49,070 X1:201 X2:517 Y1:338 Y2:400
They dyed me this color.
All over!
175
00:22:49,148 --> 00:22:52,549 X1:173 X2:546 Y1:338 Y2:400
Can you think of a better way
to hide the truth than that?
176
00:23:51,009 --> 00:23:52,670 X1:240 X2:474 Y1:377 Y2:407
I was livin' simple
177
00:23:53,879 --> 00:23:55,574 X1:206 X2:511 Y1:377 Y2:407
The way Haff had been
178
00:23:55,647 --> 00:23:58,639 X1:202 X2:518 Y1:338 Y2:400
Going from town to town
doin' the Elvis act
179
00:23:59,551 --> 00:24:01,951 X1:225 X2:490 Y1:338 Y2:406
Only. I felt like I
was really me again
180
00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:03,351 X1:246 X2:472 Y1:377 Y2:407
Can you dig that?
181
00:24:03,422 --> 00:24:06,687 X1:192 X2:525 Y1:338 Y2:406
We're diggin' it, Mr. Haff...
Mr. Presley.
182
00:24:44,696 --> 00:24:46,186 X1:189 X2:528 Y1:338 Y2:400
Women were
throwin' themselves at me
183
00:24:46,265 --> 00:24:48,199 X1:115 X2:602 Y1:377 Y2:407
'cause they could imagine I was Elvis
184
00:24:48,267 --> 00:24:52,135 X1:174 X2:542 Y1:338 Y2:406
Only. I was Elvis playing
Sebastian Haff playing Elvis
185
00:24:52,204 --> 00:24:53,694 X1:220 X2:494 Y1:377 Y2:407
It was all pretty good
186
00:24:53,772 --> 00:24:55,865 X1:200 X2:519 Y1:338 Y2:406
I didn't mind the contract
being burned up
187
00:24:55,941 --> 00:24:58,102 X1:194 X2:526 Y1:338 Y2:406
Didn't even try to go back
and convince anybody
188
00:25:00,312 --> 00:25:01,939 X1:205 X2:512 Y1:377 Y2:401
Then I had the accident
189
00:25:02,014 --> 00:25:05,245 X1:101 X2:614 Y1:338 Y2:406
I was gyratin'. See. Takin' care business.
And then my hip went out
190
00:25:06,885 --> 00:25:08,614 X1:171 X2:544 Y1:377 Y2:401
I'd been havin' trouble with it
191
00:25:25,470 --> 00:25:27,267 X1:164 X2:555 Y1:377 Y2:407
Damn. It's cold in here tonight.
192
00:25:38,150 --> 00:25:41,313 X1:232 X2:486 Y1:338 Y2:404
No way. That's it.
This time, I make it.
193
00:25:42,421 --> 00:25:44,821 X1:224 X2:496 Y1:338 Y2:400
No more piss or crap
in the bed.
194
00:26:10,482 --> 00:26:11,813 X1:271 X2:447 Y1:377 Y2:401
Shake it out...
195
00:26:21,727 --> 00:26:23,058 X1:274 X2:444 Y1:377 Y2:407
There we go.
196
00:26:56,995 --> 00:27:01,193 X1:231 X2:488 Y1:338 Y2:406
Man... that is one
big bitch cockroach.
197
00:27:33,899 --> 00:27:35,161 X1:210 X2:507 Y1:377 Y2:407
All right, man. Let's go.
198
00:27:44,176 --> 00:27:45,666 X1:317 X2:402 Y1:377 Y2:401
Damn.
199
00:27:49,715 --> 00:27:51,444 X1:292 X2:425 Y1:377 Y2:401
Hot damn!
200
00:28:20,512 --> 00:28:22,844 X1:152 X2:566 Y1:377 Y2:407
Got you, you six-legged bastard.
201
00:29:03,822 --> 00:29:07,485 X1:187 X2:532 Y1:338 Y2:406
Even a big bitch cockroach
like you should know...
202
00:29:08,860 --> 00:29:13,354 X1:129 X2:590 Y1:377 Y2:407
Never... but never fuck with the King.
203
00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:34,746 X1:193 X2:526 Y1:377 Y2:407
Hey! Is anybody out here?
204
00:29:39,524 --> 00:29:42,357 X1:149 X2:569 Y1:338 Y2:406
I think we got some major
bug problems in this place, man!
205
00:30:49,661 --> 00:30:51,595 X1:291 X2:427 Y1:377 Y2:405
Oh, man...
206
00:30:53,165 --> 00:30:54,223 X1:289 X2:431 Y1:377 Y2:407
Hey, Jack?
207
00:31:06,044 --> 00:31:07,375 X1:226 X2:493 Y1:377 Y2:407
Hey, man, you okay?
208
00:31:14,386 --> 00:31:16,877 X1:189 X2:529 Y1:377 Y2:401
What the Sam Hill is that?
209
00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:21,452 X1:270 X2:448 Y1:377 Y2:407
Mr. Kennedy?
210
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,763 X1:239 X2:478 Y1:338 Y2:406
Hey, man...
you're on the floor.
211
00:31:33,171 --> 00:31:34,399 X1:310 X2:408 Y1:377 Y2:401
No shit.
212
00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:36,968 X1:267 X2:450 Y1:377 Y2:407
Who are you?
213
00:31:37,976 --> 00:31:39,136 X1:290 X2:429 Y1:377 Y2:405
Look, I'm...
214
00:31:40,512 --> 00:31:43,572 X1:187 X2:530 Y1:377 Y2:401
Sebastian. Sebastian Haff.
215
00:31:44,382 --> 00:31:46,976 X1:143 X2:577 Y1:377 Y2:407
Did you see him go by in the hall?
216
00:31:48,286 --> 00:31:50,447 X1:257 X2:462 Y1:377 Y2:401
He scuttled like.
217
00:31:51,256 --> 00:31:53,918 X1:230 X2:487 Y1:338 Y2:406
- Who, man?
- The one they sent.
218
00:31:54,859 --> 00:31:58,317 X1:228 X2:490 Y1:338 Y2:406
- Who's "they"?
- Oh, you know who.
219
00:31:58,396 --> 00:32:00,125 X1:253 X2:466 Y1:338 Y2:404
No, Jack, I don't.
Come on, man.
220
00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:03,931 X1:250 X2:468 Y1:377 Y2:407
Lyndon Johnson.
221
00:32:04,002 --> 00:32:05,492 X1:261 X2:457 Y1:377 Y2:407
Castro, maybe.
222
00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:08,562 X1:122 X2:596 Y1:377 Y2:407
They sent somebody to finish me off.
223
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,803 X1:119 X2:599 Y1:377 Y2:407
I think maybe it was Johnson himself.
224
00:32:11,876 --> 00:32:15,903 X1:231 X2:487 Y1:338 Y2:406
Real ugly.
Real goddamn ugly!
225
00:32:15,981 --> 00:32:18,245 X1:189 X2:530 Y1:338 Y2:400
Look, man,
President Johnson's dead.
226
00:32:18,316 --> 00:32:21,808 X1:158 X2:559 Y1:377 Y2:407
Shit. That ain't gonna stop him.
227
00:32:27,025 --> 00:32:28,185 X1:280 X2:437 Y1:377 Y2:401
Get his feet.
228
00:32:34,199 --> 00:32:36,258 X1:140 X2:578 Y1:377 Y2:407
So, you say you heard a... a noise?
229
00:32:37,369 --> 00:32:40,202 X1:126 X2:591 Y1:338 Y2:406
Well, a sound's a sound, you know?
I mean, I heard something.
230
00:32:40,272 --> 00:32:44,675 X1:194 X2:524 Y1:338 Y2:406
It was like a... I don't know.
Like a... like a scuttling.
231
00:32:44,743 --> 00:32:47,268 X1:231 X2:488 Y1:338 Y2:404
- A scuttling sound?
- Yes, sir.
232
00:32:48,179 --> 00:32:52,172 X1:140 X2:579 Y1:338 Y2:406
Were you awake or were you
in bed when you heard this noise?
233
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:56,084 X1:131 X2:587 Y1:338 Y2:406
I was in bed first, then I was awake
'cause the damn bugs woke me up.
234
00:32:56,154 --> 00:32:57,985 X1:152 X2:564 Y1:377 Y2:407
You got bugs all over this place.
235
00:32:59,157 --> 00:33:03,856 X1:159 X2:559 Y1:338 Y2:406
Bugs... well, Mr. Haff, what kind
of bugs have you been seeing?
236
00:33:03,928 --> 00:33:06,328 X1:208 X2:510 Y1:338 Y2:406
Look, do I look like
an ichthyologist to you?
237
00:33:06,398 --> 00:33:07,558 X1:199 X2:520 Y1:377 Y2:407
Big damn bugs, all right?
238
00:33:07,632 --> 00:33:10,795 X1:097 X2:621 Y1:338 Y2:406
The size of my fist. The size
of a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
239
00:33:10,869 --> 00:33:13,201 X1:178 X2:540 Y1:338 Y2:406
What do I care?
I got a growth on my pecker.
240
00:33:13,271 --> 00:33:15,432 X1:196 X2:523 Y1:338 Y2:406
Okay, Mr. Haff.
Don't worry about a thing.
241
00:33:15,507 --> 00:33:18,943 X1:125 X2:594 Y1:338 Y2:406
We'll call the exterminator tomorrow
and we'll take care of the problem.
242
00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:20,841 X1:218 X2:500 Y1:338 Y2:406
Good. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
243
00:33:42,367 --> 00:33:44,597 X1:151 X2:567 Y1:377 Y2:407
It's time for that little thing again.
244
00:34:13,865 --> 00:34:17,426 X1:176 X2:540 Y1:338 Y2:400
A doll like this handlin' me
without warmth or emotion
245
00:34:17,502 --> 00:34:19,493 X1:240 X2:476 Y1:338 Y2:406
Twenty years ago
Just twenty. Man
246
00:34:19,571 --> 00:34:23,234 X1:108 X2:609 Y1:338 Y2:406
I could've made with the curly-lip smile
and had here atin' out of my asshole
247
00:34:23,842 --> 00:34:28,575 X1:211 X2:507 Y1:338 Y2:406
Doctor says this cream
ought to do the trick.
248
00:34:28,646 --> 00:34:30,807 X1:257 X2:461 Y1:377 Y2:401
Corticosteroids.
249
00:34:30,882 --> 00:34:34,613 X1:167 X2:551 Y1:338 Y2:406
Should heal the inflammation,
stop the pus.
250
00:34:36,154 --> 00:34:37,712 X1:216 X2:506 Y1:377 Y2:407
Whee'd my youth go?
251
00:34:39,057 --> 00:34:41,992 X1:183 X2:536 Y1:338 Y2:406
Why didn't fame
hold off old age and death?
252
00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:44,722 X1:187 X2:531 Y1:338 Y2:406
Why the hell did I leave
the fame in the first place?
253
00:34:44,796 --> 00:34:46,457 X1:224 X2:496 Y1:338 Y2:400
Do I want it back?
Could I have it back?
254
00:34:46,531 --> 00:34:50,023 X1:126 X2:594 Y1:338 Y2:406
And if I could
would it make any damn difference?
255
00:35:11,689 --> 00:35:14,180 X1:303 X2:413 Y1:377 Y2:401
Mr. Haff!
256
00:35:20,899 --> 00:35:22,764 X1:266 X2:448 Y1:377 Y2:407
Lord almighty
257
00:35:24,002 --> 00:35:27,096 X1:261 X2:455 Y1:377 Y2:401
You old rascal.
258
00:35:29,374 --> 00:35:32,832 X1:206 X2:512 Y1:338 Y2:404
I think you better take
a cold shower, Mr. Haff.
259
00:35:33,611 --> 00:35:37,411 X1:107 X2:613 Y1:338 Y2:400
There'd been two presidential elections
since I had a boner like that one
260
00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:38,972 X1:250 X2:471 Y1:377 Y2:407
WWhat ga ve hee?
261
00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:40,950 X1:190 X2:527 Y1:377 Y2:407
Then I realized what gave
262
00:35:41,019 --> 00:35:43,214 X1:163 X2:555 Y1:338 Y2:400
I was thinkin' about something
that interested me
263
00:35:43,288 --> 00:35:45,347 X1:213 X2:502 Y1:338 Y2:406
Not my next meal
orgoin' to the crapper
264
00:35:46,124 --> 00:35:48,456 X1:138 X2:576 Y1:377 Y2:407
I'd been given a dose of life again
265
00:35:53,064 --> 00:35:55,430 X1:197 X2:519 Y1:338 Y2:400
You get in there with me,
I'll take that shower.
266
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,991 X1:264 X2:452 Y1:377 Y2:407
You silly thing.
267
00:35:58,069 --> 00:36:00,629 X1:158 X2:560 Y1:338 Y2:406
Come on, now.
Why don't you pull on it a little?
268
00:36:02,407 --> 00:36:04,671 X1:188 X2:528 Y1:377 Y2:407
You ought to be ashamed.
269
00:36:38,676 --> 00:36:42,874 X1:218 X2:500 Y1:377 Y2:401
Where at? Where at?
270
00:36:42,947 --> 00:36:44,175 X1:214 X2:504 Y1:377 Y2:407
I haven't seen my kids.
271
00:36:44,249 --> 00:36:45,409 X1:261 X2:456 Y1:377 Y2:401
It's an ambush!
272
00:36:47,886 --> 00:36:51,014 X1:185 X2:534 Y1:338 Y2:406
Under the bridge.
I saw him under the bridge.
273
00:36:52,257 --> 00:36:55,124 X1:205 X2:512 Y1:338 Y2:406
It's an ambush!
Tonto, my boots, Tonto!
274
00:36:55,193 --> 00:36:58,924 X1:155 X2:562 Y1:338 Y2:406
That's my friend Kemosabe
We used to play cards together
275
00:36:58,997 --> 00:37:01,989 X1:108 X2:606 Y1:338 Y2:400
- My boots!
- Now he doesn't even know who I am
276
00:38:00,358 --> 00:38:01,518 X1:315 X2:404 Y1:377 Y2:407
Daddy.
277
00:38:06,631 --> 00:38:07,791 X1:320 X2:400 Y1:377 Y2:407
Baby?
278
00:38:14,906 --> 00:38:18,740 X1:152 X2:565 Y1:377 Y2:401
Sebastian. Sebastian! It's loose!
279
00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:19,970 X1:265 X2:452 Y1:377 Y2:401
What's loose?
280
00:38:20,044 --> 00:38:21,636 X1:301 X2:417 Y1:377 Y2:401
Lt. Listen.
281
00:38:32,090 --> 00:38:34,684 X1:188 X2:530 Y1:377 Y2:401
Jesus Christ. What's that?
282
00:38:34,759 --> 00:38:37,728 X1:149 X2:569 Y1:338 Y2:406
I thought it was Lyndon Johnson,
but I was wrong.
283
00:38:37,795 --> 00:38:41,356 X1:159 X2:560 Y1:338 Y2:406
I've come across new evidence
to suggest another assassin.
284
00:38:43,001 --> 00:38:44,161 X1:291 X2:427 Y1:377 Y2:401
Assassin?
285
00:38:44,235 --> 00:38:46,829 X1:152 X2:566 Y1:377 Y2:407
He's after another target tonight.
286
00:38:46,904 --> 00:38:48,804 X1:102 X2:616 Y1:377 Y2:407
Come on, I wanna show you something.
287
00:38:48,873 --> 00:38:51,341 X1:193 X2:526 Y1:338 Y2:406
I don't think it's safe
if you go back to sleeping.
288
00:38:51,409 --> 00:38:54,037 X1:184 X2:533 Y1:338 Y2:400
For chrissake, man.
Just tell the administrators.
289
00:38:55,613 --> 00:38:58,707 X1:193 X2:526 Y1:338 Y2:406
Suits and white starches?
No, thank you!
290
00:38:58,783 --> 00:39:03,083 X1:090 X2:627 Y1:338 Y2:406
I trusted them when I was back in Dallas,
and look where they got my brain and me.
291
00:39:03,154 --> 00:39:06,146 X1:189 X2:529 Y1:377 Y2:401
I'm thinkin' with sand here.
292
00:39:06,224 --> 00:39:09,387 X1:166 X2:553 Y1:338 Y2:406
I mean, I pick up some waves,
maybe, from my brain,
293
00:39:09,460 --> 00:39:11,291 X1:194 X2:525 Y1:377 Y2:407
but somheday, who khows
294
00:39:11,362 --> 00:39:14,525 X1:149 X2:569 Y1:338 Y2:406
Somebody might just disconnect
the battery at the White House.
295
00:39:14,599 --> 00:39:17,762 X1:181 X2:536 Y1:338 Y2:406
Oh, yeah. That's something
to worry about, all right.
296
00:39:20,471 --> 00:39:22,701 X1:237 X2:482 Y1:377 Y2:401
Listen here. Listen.
297
00:39:22,774 --> 00:39:24,605 X1:238 X2:481 Y1:377 Y2:407
I know you're Elvis.
298
00:39:32,150 --> 00:39:36,814 X1:164 X2:554 Y1:338 Y2:406
There was a rumor, you know,
that you hated me.
299
00:39:36,888 --> 00:39:38,287 X1:207 X2:512 Y1:377 Y2:407
But I thought about that.
300
00:39:40,825 --> 00:39:43,817 X1:162 X2:554 Y1:338 Y2:406
If you hated me, you could've
finished me off the other night.
301
00:39:45,663 --> 00:39:49,497 X1:134 X2:583 Y1:338 Y2:406
What I want from you is
that you look me straight in the eye
302
00:39:49,567 --> 00:39:54,732 X1:143 X2:575 Y1:338 Y2:406
and assure me you had nothing
at all to do with that day in Dallas,
303
00:39:54,806 --> 00:39:58,867 X1:142 X2:576 Y1:338 Y2:406
and that you did not know
Lee Harvey Oswald or Jack Ruby.
304
00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:08,345 X1:280 X2:438 Y1:377 Y2:405
Look, man...
305
00:40:08,419 --> 00:40:10,580 X1:162 X2:557 Y1:377 Y2:407
I had nothing to do with Dallas.
306
00:40:10,655 --> 00:40:14,216 X1:134 X2:584 Y1:338 Y2:406
And I knew neither
Lee Harvey Oswald nor Jack Ruby.
307
00:40:15,059 --> 00:40:19,792 X1:194 X2:524 Y1:338 Y2:400
Good. May I call you Elvis
instead of Sebastian?
308
00:40:20,465 --> 00:40:21,659 X1:297 X2:419 Y1:377 Y2:407
You may.
309
00:40:21,733 --> 00:40:23,223 X1:297 X2:421 Y1:377 Y2:401
Excellent.
310
00:40:23,301 --> 00:40:24,962 X1:186 X2:532 Y1:377 Y2:407
You wear glasses to read?
311
00:40:25,036 --> 00:40:27,527 X1:195 X2:521 Y1:338 Y2:406
Well, I wear glasses
when I really want to see.
312
00:40:27,605 --> 00:40:29,596 X1:228 X2:490 Y1:377 Y2:401
Get them. Come on.
313
00:40:34,712 --> 00:40:37,203 X1:232 X2:486 Y1:338 Y2:406
Come on.
Right down the hall.
314
00:40:39,784 --> 00:40:42,252 X1:187 X2:528 Y1:338 Y2:406
The walker was
swingin' along easier now
315
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,651 X1:198 X2:516 Y1:377 Y2:401
Not even like I needed it
316
00:40:44,455 --> 00:40:46,616 X1:150 X2:564 Y1:377 Y2:405
Damn. This here Jack was a nut
317
00:40:47,358 --> 00:40:49,349 X1:205 X2:510 Y1:377 Y2:407
Maybe I was nuts. Too
318
00:40:49,427 --> 00:40:51,657 X1:215 X2:500 Y1:338 Y2:406
but there was
an adventure goin' on
319
00:40:51,729 --> 00:40:52,821 X1:289 X2:429 Y1:377 Y2:401
It's in here.
320
00:40:59,504 --> 00:41:00,562 X1:311 X2:407 Y1:377 Y2:401
In here.
321
00:41:12,283 --> 00:41:13,614 X1:299 X2:419 Y1:377 Y2:401
That's it?
322
00:41:13,684 --> 00:41:17,245 X1:094 X2:623 Y1:338 Y2:406
We're investigating a scuttling in the hall,
trying to figure out who attacked you,
323
00:41:17,321 --> 00:41:20,154 X1:106 X2:613 Y1:338 Y2:406
and you bring me here to look
at stick pictures on the shit house wall?
324
00:41:20,224 --> 00:41:21,748 X1:286 X2:432 Y1:377 Y2:401
Look close.
325
00:41:41,245 --> 00:41:42,405 X1:278 X2:440 Y1:377 Y2:407
It's Egyptian.
326
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,879 X1:262 X2:457 Y1:377 Y2:407
Right-a-reen-o.
327
00:41:43,948 --> 00:41:47,884 X1:174 X2:543 Y1:338 Y2:406
Hey, you're not as stupid
as some folks made you out.
328
00:41:47,952 --> 00:41:52,912 X1:127 X2:590 Y1:338 Y2:406
- Thank you.
- Now, I copied this down yesterday.
329
00:41:52,990 --> 00:41:57,518 X1:121 X2:597 Y1:338 Y2:406
I came in here to take a shit because
they hadn't cleaned up my bathroom.
330
00:41:57,595 --> 00:42:00,928 X1:204 X2:512 Y1:338 Y2:406
Saw that on the wall,
took it back to my room,
331
00:42:00,998 --> 00:42:03,694 X1:201 X2:518 Y1:338 Y2:400
looked it up in my books,
and I wrote it all down.
332
00:42:03,768 --> 00:42:09,764 X1:212 X2:505 Y1:338 Y2:406
Now, this top line
translates roughly into,
333
00:42:09,841 --> 00:42:13,675 X1:129 X2:589 Y1:377 Y2:407
"Pharaoh gobbles donkey goobers."
334
00:42:13,744 --> 00:42:18,238 X1:184 X2:534 Y1:338 Y2:406
And the bottom line,
"Cleopatra does the nasty."
335
00:42:18,316 --> 00:42:19,374 X1:292 X2:426 Y1:377 Y2:407
Say what?
336
00:42:19,450 --> 00:42:22,180 X1:153 X2:565 Y1:338 Y2:400
Well, pretty much.
That's the best I can translate it.
337
00:42:23,287 --> 00:42:26,779 X1:123 X2:594 Y1:338 Y2:406
All right, so, one of the nuts in here...
present company excluded...
338
00:42:26,858 --> 00:42:29,691 X1:127 X2:590 Y1:338 Y2:406
thinks he's Tutankhamen,
comes in here, writes hieroglyphics.
339
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,854 X1:111 X2:606 Y1:338 Y2:406
Big deal! What's the connection?
Why are we standin' here in the toilet?
340
00:42:32,930 --> 00:42:36,331 X1:140 X2:577 Y1:338 Y2:406
Well, I don't know what
the connection is, exactly... not yet.
341
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,995 X1:177 X2:540 Y1:338 Y2:406
But that thing
caught me asleep last night.
342
00:42:40,071 --> 00:42:42,562 X1:161 X2:556 Y1:377 Y2:407
And I came awake just in time.
343
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,369 X1:208 X2:510 Y1:377 Y2:401
He had me on the floor.
344
00:42:44,442 --> 00:42:48,139 X1:148 X2:571 Y1:377 Y2:407
I had his mouth over my asshole.
345
00:42:48,212 --> 00:42:49,372 X1:275 X2:442 Y1:377 Y2:401
A shit-eater?
346
00:42:49,447 --> 00:42:50,937 X1:263 X2:455 Y1:377 Y2:401
I don't think so.
347
00:42:51,015 --> 00:42:53,745 X1:220 X2:498 Y1:377 Y2:407
He was after my soul.
348
00:42:53,818 --> 00:42:57,686 X1:154 X2:566 Y1:338 Y2:406
Now, you can get that out of any
major orifice of a person's body.
349
00:42:57,755 --> 00:42:58,813 X1:268 X2:451 Y1:377 Y2:401
I read about it.
350
00:42:58,890 --> 00:43:00,949 X1:164 X2:553 Y1:377 Y2:405
Yeah? Where, man? Hustler?
351
00:43:01,025 --> 00:43:04,961 X1:146 X2:572 Y1:338 Y2:406
The Everyday Man Or Woman's
Book of the Soul by David Webb.
352
00:43:05,029 --> 00:43:07,259 X1:202 X2:514 Y1:338 Y2:400
And they got pretty good
movie reviews in there
353
00:43:07,331 --> 00:43:10,266 X1:199 X2:520 Y1:338 Y2:400
about stolen soul movies
in the back.
354
00:43:10,334 --> 00:43:12,359 X1:210 X2:508 Y1:377 Y2:407
Come on. I'll show you.
355
00:44:11,662 --> 00:44:16,224 X1:076 X2:642 Y1:338 Y2:406
I think that there might be some sort
of electrical problem in the gardener's shed.
356
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:19,235 X1:199 X2:520 Y1:338 Y2:400
That light...
looks like it's shortin' out.
357
00:44:19,303 --> 00:44:21,897 X1:115 X2:602 Y1:377 Y2:407
This whole damn place is fallin' apart.
358
00:44:21,973 --> 00:44:24,134 X1:120 X2:599 Y1:377 Y2:407
But you don't have to think about that.
359
00:44:24,208 --> 00:44:27,200 X1:196 X2:522 Y1:338 Y2:400
Mrs. Biddlestein is waitin'
on her enema.
360
00:44:28,245 --> 00:44:31,146 X1:174 X2:542 Y1:377 Y2:407
All right. All right. I'm comin'.
361
00:44:33,184 --> 00:44:36,244 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:377 Y2:407
Just let me finish my cigarette, first.
362
00:44:37,188 --> 00:44:38,348 X1:327 X2:390 Y1:377 Y2:401
God.
363
00:45:30,274 --> 00:45:31,969 X1:173 X2:545 Y1:377 Y2:407
Here's an ugly son of a bitch.
364
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,313 X1:245 X2:473 Y1:377 Y2:407
Damn! Hey, Jack.
365
00:45:44,388 --> 00:45:47,551 X1:155 X2:563 Y1:338 Y2:406
What it says here
is that you can bury some dude,
366
00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:52,619 X1:085 X2:632 Y1:338 Y2:406
and if he gets the right tanna leaves
and spells said over him and such bullshit,
367
00:45:52,696 --> 00:45:56,029 X1:163 X2:554 Y1:338 Y2:406
that he can come back to life
thousands of years later, man.
368
00:45:56,767 --> 00:45:57,825 X1:248 X2:470 Y1:377 Y2:405
But hold on, now.
369
00:45:57,902 --> 00:46:01,668 X1:176 X2:543 Y1:338 Y2:404
To stay alive, he has to suck
on the souls of the livin',
370
00:46:01,739 --> 00:46:05,402 X1:165 X2:553 Y1:338 Y2:406
and that if the souls are small,
his life force doesn't last long.
371
00:46:06,177 --> 00:46:08,338 X1:236 X2:482 Y1:338 Y2:400
Small.
What's that mean?
372
00:46:08,412 --> 00:46:10,903 X1:258 X2:461 Y1:338 Y2:404
Read on.
No, never mind.
373
00:46:10,981 --> 00:46:12,642 X1:247 X2:472 Y1:377 Y2:407
I'll tell you myself.
374
00:46:13,384 --> 00:46:16,182 X1:175 X2:543 Y1:338 Y2:406
But first,
would you like a Ding Dong?
375
00:46:17,588 --> 00:46:19,078 X1:241 X2:478 Y1:377 Y2:401
I don't mean mine.
376
00:46:19,957 --> 00:46:21,618 X1:161 X2:558 Y1:377 Y2:407
I mean a chocolate Ding Dong.
377
00:46:22,493 --> 00:46:25,951 X1:127 X2:592 Y1:338 Y2:406
Of course, mine would be chocolate
now that I have been dyed.
378
00:46:26,030 --> 00:46:27,554 X1:184 X2:534 Y1:377 Y2:407
You got Ding Dongs, man?
379
00:46:28,699 --> 00:46:31,691 X1:167 X2:551 Y1:338 Y2:406
I got Paydays
and I got a box of Baby Ruths.
380
00:46:31,769 --> 00:46:33,100 X1:286 X2:431 Y1:377 Y2:405
Oh, mama!
381
00:46:34,939 --> 00:46:38,534 X1:238 X2:481 Y1:338 Y2:406
Which will it be?
Let's get decadent.
382
00:46:39,543 --> 00:46:40,805 X1:229 X2:490 Y1:377 Y2:407
I'll take a Baby Ruth.
383
00:46:43,547 --> 00:46:45,014 X1:305 X2:412 Y1:377 Y2:407
All right.
384
00:46:46,851 --> 00:46:50,218 X1:233 X2:485 Y1:377 Y2:401
Now... small souls...
385
00:46:51,255 --> 00:46:54,918 X1:201 X2:518 Y1:338 Y2:400
are those that don't have
much fire for life.
386
00:46:54,992 --> 00:46:56,459 X1:182 X2:536 Y1:377 Y2:407
You know a place like that?
387
00:46:56,527 --> 00:47:00,520 X1:081 X2:636 Y1:338 Y2:406
Man, if souls were fires,
they couldn't burn much lower than in here.
388
00:47:00,598 --> 00:47:02,361 X1:268 X2:451 Y1:377 Y2:401
Exactamundo.
389
00:47:02,433 --> 00:47:07,769 X1:103 X2:616 Y1:338 Y2:406
What we have here at Shady Rest
is an Egyptian soul sucker of some sort.
390
00:47:07,838 --> 00:47:10,329 X1:152 X2:565 Y1:377 Y2:407
You know, a mummy hiding out.
391
00:47:10,407 --> 00:47:13,899 X1:204 X2:513 Y1:338 Y2:406
Coming in here,
feeding on the sleeping.
392
00:47:13,978 --> 00:47:16,139 X1:227 X2:492 Y1:377 Y2:407
It's perfect, you see?
393
00:47:16,213 --> 00:47:19,876 X1:163 X2:554 Y1:338 Y2:406
We're small souls,
so we can't provide him much.
394
00:47:20,551 --> 00:47:24,954 X1:181 X2:539 Y1:338 Y2:400
But if that thing comes back
two or three times in a row
395
00:47:25,022 --> 00:47:29,721 X1:168 X2:549 Y1:338 Y2:404
and wraps his lips
around some elder's asshole,
396
00:47:29,793 --> 00:47:33,524 X1:124 X2:592 Y1:377 Y2:407
that elder is going to die pretty soon.
397
00:47:33,597 --> 00:47:35,963 X1:169 X2:548 Y1:377 Y2:401
And who would be the wiser?
398
00:47:55,953 --> 00:47:57,284 X1:302 X2:415 Y1:377 Y2:401
Asshole.
399
00:47:59,323 --> 00:48:02,690 X1:161 X2:557 Y1:338 Y2:406
A mummy can't be getting
too much energy from all this...
400
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:06,890 X1:212 X2:508 Y1:338 Y2:406
not like with big souls...
but the prey is easy.
401
00:48:07,431 --> 00:48:11,925 X1:076 X2:640 Y1:338 Y2:406
With new people comin' all the time, he can
keep this up forever... this soul robbin'.
402
00:48:12,002 --> 00:48:13,731 X1:227 X2:492 Y1:338 Y2:406
That's what they
brought us here for...
403
00:48:13,804 --> 00:48:16,398 X1:209 X2:509 Y1:338 Y2:400
to get us out of the way
until we die.
404
00:48:16,473 --> 00:48:22,309 X1:107 X2:611 Y1:338 Y2:406
And those who don't die first from
disease or just plain being old, he gets.
405
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:26,714 X1:099 X2:619 Y1:338 Y2:406
Look, that's all well and good, Jack,
but there's one thing that still throws me.
406
00:48:27,818 --> 00:48:31,914 X1:123 X2:594 Y1:338 Y2:406
How does an ancient Egyptian
wind up in an East Texas rest home,
407
00:48:31,989 --> 00:48:35,220 X1:167 X2:552 Y1:338 Y2:404
and why is he writin'
on the shit house walls, man?
408
00:48:35,292 --> 00:48:37,783 X1:158 X2:558 Y1:377 Y2:407
Well, he went in to take a crap,
409
00:48:37,861 --> 00:48:40,728 X1:183 X2:535 Y1:338 Y2:406
got bored,
started writing on the walls.
410
00:48:40,798 --> 00:48:44,199 X1:155 X2:563 Y1:338 Y2:406
He probably wrote
on pyramid walls centuries ago.
411
00:48:44,268 --> 00:48:47,237 X1:154 X2:564 Y1:338 Y2:400
Come on. What would he crap?
It's not like he'd eat.
412
00:48:47,304 --> 00:48:49,465 X1:230 X2:487 Y1:377 Y2:405
Well, he eats souls.
413
00:48:49,540 --> 00:48:53,306 X1:152 X2:564 Y1:338 Y2:406
So, I assume
that he would crap soul residue.
414
00:48:53,377 --> 00:48:57,279 X1:167 X2:549 Y1:338 Y2:406
By that, I would mean
that if you die from his mouth,
415
00:48:57,348 --> 00:49:00,340 X1:172 X2:545 Y1:338 Y2:406
you don't go to the other side
where the souls go.
416
00:49:00,417 --> 00:49:05,514 X1:170 X2:549 Y1:338 Y2:406
He digests souls
until they don't exist anymore.
417
00:49:05,589 --> 00:49:09,423 X1:203 X2:513 Y1:338 Y2:400
And you're just so much
toilet water decoration.
418
00:49:09,493 --> 00:49:11,859 X1:200 X2:517 Y1:377 Y2:407
And speaking of toilets...
419
00:49:11,929 --> 00:49:15,387 X1:228 X2:489 Y1:338 Y2:406
This is how I figured
that whole thing out.
420
00:49:16,267 --> 00:49:19,498 X1:149 X2:567 Y1:338 Y2:406
He's just like anybody else
when it comes to taking a dump.
421
00:49:19,570 --> 00:49:22,061 X1:204 X2:514 Y1:338 Y2:406
He wants a nice,
clean place with a flush.
422
00:49:22,139 --> 00:49:23,970 X1:151 X2:566 Y1:377 Y2:407
They didn't have that in his time.
423
00:49:47,865 --> 00:49:49,924 X1:212 X2:507 Y1:338 Y2:406
No, no.
Don't go out in the hall.
424
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,800 X1:128 X2:590 Y1:338 Y2:406
- That's all right. I'm not asleep.
- That don't mean he won't hurt you.
425
00:49:53,871 --> 00:49:57,432 X1:203 X2:515 Y1:338 Y2:406
"He" my ass. There isn't
any mummy from Egypt.
426
00:50:01,478 --> 00:50:03,537 X1:209 X2:509 Y1:377 Y2:407
Nice knowin' you, Elvis.
427
00:52:25,556 --> 00:52:26,716 X1:302 X2:415 Y1:377 Y2:401
Asshole.
428
00:53:34,124 --> 00:53:37,457 X1:099 X2:620 Y1:338 Y2:400
Kemosabe was dead of a ruptured heart
before he hit the floor
429
00:53:40,264 --> 00:53:42,755 X1:211 X2:505 Y1:338 Y2:406
Gone down and out
with both guns blazing
430
00:53:43,467 --> 00:53:45,867 X1:287 X2:429 Y1:377 Y2:401
Soul intact
431
00:53:49,973 --> 00:53:52,237 X1:176 X2:541 Y1:377 Y2:407
Once again. We got scolded
432
00:53:54,311 --> 00:53:57,246 X1:139 X2:577 Y1:338 Y2:406
This time. We got quizzed about
what had happened to Kemosabe.
433
00:53:57,314 --> 00:53:59,714 X1:165 X2:549 Y1:377 Y2:401
But neitherof us told the truth
434
00:54:01,318 --> 00:54:03,479 X1:154 X2:563 Y1:338 Y2:406
I mean. Who was gonna believe
a couple of nuts?
435
00:54:04,755 --> 00:54:06,586 X1:133 X2:586 Y1:377 Y2:407
Elvis and Jack Kennedy explaining
436
00:54:06,657 --> 00:54:09,717 X1:160 X2:558 Y1:338 Y2:406
that Kemosabe was gunning
fora mummy in cowboy duds?
437
00:54:09,793 --> 00:54:12,455 X1:168 X2:551 Y1:377 Y2:407
Some kind of Bubba Ho-Tep?
438
00:54:13,730 --> 00:54:15,129 X1:213 X2:502 Y1:377 Y2:405
So. What we did was
439
00:54:16,667 --> 00:54:17,827 X1:309 X2:407 Y1:377 Y2:401
we lied
440
00:55:02,279 --> 00:55:04,110 X1:167 X2:553 Y1:377 Y2:407
Life sure is fleetin', you know?
441
00:55:04,181 --> 00:55:07,514 X1:182 X2:536 Y1:338 Y2:406
- What?
- Life. I'm saying it's fleetin'.
442
00:55:07,584 --> 00:55:10,246 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:338 Y2:406
One minute you're here,
and the next minute you're gone...
443
00:55:12,122 --> 00:55:14,283 X1:228 X2:488 Y1:377 Y2:401
Shit! Shit! Come on!
444
00:55:16,226 --> 00:55:18,558 X1:242 X2:475 Y1:338 Y2:400
Come on. Move it!
Come on. Get it!
445
00:55:22,766 --> 00:55:24,427 X1:201 X2:518 Y1:377 Y2:401
Nonchalant. Nonchalant.
446
00:55:24,501 --> 00:55:25,559 X1:282 X2:436 Y1:377 Y2:401
Nonchalant.
447
00:55:26,603 --> 00:55:27,763 X1:267 X2:450 Y1:377 Y2:401
Get it in there.
448
00:55:30,107 --> 00:55:31,938 X1:199 X2:517 Y1:377 Y2:401
You are one fuckin' idiot.
449
00:56:00,137 --> 00:56:01,297 X1:300 X2:419 Y1:377 Y2:401
Mr. Haff?
450
00:56:03,974 --> 00:56:05,703 X1:278 X2:440 Y1:377 Y2:407
Mr. Presley?
451
00:56:10,147 --> 00:56:13,480 X1:212 X2:507 Y1:377 Y2:407
Now, how, Mr Pres ey
452
00:56:13,550 --> 00:56:18,283 X1:115 X2:604 Y1:338 Y2:406
You are looking much stronger,
but you shouldn't be out here too long.
453
00:56:18,355 --> 00:56:20,118 X1:225 X2:493 Y1:377 Y2:407
It's time for your nap.
454
00:56:20,190 --> 00:56:24,718 X1:171 X2:547 Y1:338 Y2:406
And it's also time for us to do
that little... you know.
455
00:56:24,795 --> 00:56:26,922 X1:221 X2:495 Y1:338 Y2:406
You fuck off,
you patronizing bitch!
456
00:56:28,665 --> 00:56:32,658 X1:151 X2:567 Y1:338 Y2:406
I'm sick of your shit! I'll lube
my own crankshaft from now on.
457
00:56:35,038 --> 00:56:36,528 X1:159 X2:558 Y1:377 Y2:407
You treat me like a baby again,
458
00:56:36,606 --> 00:56:39,268 X1:173 X2:547 Y1:338 Y2:406
I'll wrap this goddamn walker
right around your head!
459
00:57:13,243 --> 00:57:15,177 X1:199 X2:519 Y1:338 Y2:406
How in the hell
did that mummy do that?
460
00:57:45,008 --> 00:57:48,341 X1:230 X2:486 Y1:377 Y2:401
Well... what the hell.
461
00:58:35,025 --> 00:58:36,959 X1:140 X2:577 Y1:377 Y2:407
Where did old Bubba Ho-Tep go?
462
00:58:38,595 --> 00:58:40,085 X1:189 X2:529 Y1:377 Y2:401
Where did he come from?
463
00:58:42,032 --> 00:58:43,761 X1:171 X2:548 Y1:377 Y2:407
How the hell did he get here?
464
00:58:47,704 --> 00:58:49,035 X1:263 X2:453 Y1:377 Y2:401
Wait a minute.
465
00:59:09,492 --> 00:59:11,983 X1:183 X2:532 Y1:338 Y2:406
Under the bridge
I saw him under the bridge
466
00:59:46,029 --> 00:59:47,189 X1:247 X2:471 Y1:377 Y2:405
Come on, mama.
467
01:00:19,562 --> 01:00:20,722 X1:276 X2:439 Y1:377 Y2:401
It's a cancer
468
01:00:21,598 --> 01:00:25,034 X1:097 X2:620 Y1:338 Y2:404
They're keepin' it from me 'cause I'm old.
And to them. It don't matter
469
01:00:25,101 --> 01:00:27,763 X1:161 X2:556 Y1:338 Y2:406
They think age will kill me first.
And they're probably right
470
01:00:27,837 --> 01:00:28,997 X1:253 X2:468 Y1:377 Y2:405
We, succk them
471
01:00:30,006 --> 01:00:32,065 X1:250 X2:464 Y1:338 Y2:400
I know what it is.
And if it isn't
472
01:00:32,142 --> 01:00:33,473 X1:237 X2:477 Y1:377 Y2:407
it might as well be
473
01:01:31,434 --> 01:01:37,430 X1:137 X2:577 Y1:338 Y2:406
Station KROP is proud to present
the Elvis Presley movie marathon
474
01:01:41,344 --> 01:01:45,838 X1:171 X2:544 Y1:338 Y2:400
It's 24 hours of Elvis
in the roles he made famous
475
01:01:45,915 --> 01:01:50,181 X1:147 X2:574 Y1:338 Y2:404
Watch that two-fisted Hound Dog
out-strum. Outrace.
476
01:01:50,253 --> 01:01:53,586 X1:140 X2:575 Y1:377 Y2:407
Out-fight. And outwit the bad guys
477
01:01:54,824 --> 01:02:00,091 X1:173 X2:542 Y1:338 Y2:406
And at the same time.
Watch the King slay the girls
478
01:02:03,466 --> 01:02:04,865 X1:227 X2:490 Y1:377 Y2:407
Shitty pictures, man.
479
01:02:05,935 --> 01:02:07,266 X1:250 X2:469 Y1:377 Y2:407
Every single one.
480
01:02:10,306 --> 01:02:13,798 X1:092 X2:623 Y1:338 Y2:406
Here I was complainin' about
loss of pride and how life had treated me.
481
01:02:13,877 --> 01:02:17,313 X1:218 X2:497 Y1:338 Y2:406
And now I realized
I never had any pride
482
01:02:17,380 --> 01:02:19,712 X1:157 X2:558 Y1:338 Y2:406
And much of how life
had treated me had been good
483
01:02:19,783 --> 01:02:22,115 X1:202 X2:513 Y1:338 Y2:406
The bulk of the bad
was my own damn fault
484
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:26,853 X1:156 X2:559 Y1:338 Y2:406
Should've fired Colonel Parker
by the time I got in the pictures
485
01:02:26,923 --> 01:02:28,652 X1:124 X2:592 Y1:377 Y2:405
Old fart had been a shark and a fool.
486
01:02:28,725 --> 01:02:31,057 X1:168 X2:550 Y1:338 Y2:406
And I was an even bigger fool
for following him
487
01:02:32,429 --> 01:02:34,420 X1:160 X2:555 Y1:377 Y2:407
If only I'd treated Priscilla right
488
01:02:35,899 --> 01:02:38,026 X1:202 X2:513 Y1:338 Y2:406
If I could've told
my daughter I loved her
489
01:02:39,502 --> 01:02:42,335 X1:215 X2:498 Y1:338 Y2:400
Always the questions
Never the answers
490
01:02:42,405 --> 01:02:45,897 X1:220 X2:495 Y1:338 Y2:400
Always the hopes
never the fulfillments
491
01:02:52,849 --> 01:02:56,580 X1:141 X2:580 Y1:338 Y2:406
I had the woman who calls herself
my niece come get me.
492
01:02:56,653 --> 01:02:59,816 X1:125 X2:593 Y1:338 Y2:406
She took me downtown this morning
to the newspaper morgue.
493
01:02:59,889 --> 01:03:02,357 X1:211 X2:507 Y1:338 Y2:400
She's been helping me
to do some research.
494
01:03:03,293 --> 01:03:06,126 X1:188 X2:530 Y1:338 Y2:406
- Research on what, man?
- On our mummy.
495
01:03:06,196 --> 01:03:07,857 X1:152 X2:565 Y1:377 Y2:401
You know somethin' about him?
496
01:03:07,931 --> 01:03:09,990 X1:273 X2:446 Y1:377 Y2:407
I know plenty.
497
01:03:12,402 --> 01:03:15,803 X1:143 X2:576 Y1:377 Y2:405
Now, one of the lesser mummies,
498
01:03:15,872 --> 01:03:18,466 X1:110 X2:607 Y1:377 Y2:407
on loan from the Egyptian government,
499
01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:21,601 X1:193 X2:524 Y1:338 Y2:400
was being circulated
all over the United States.
500
01:03:21,678 --> 01:03:23,236 X1:219 X2:498 Y1:338 Y2:400
You know, museums,
stuff like that.
501
01:03:23,313 --> 01:03:25,338 X1:188 X2:532 Y1:338 Y2:406
What do you mean?
Like King Tut or whatever?
502
01:03:25,415 --> 01:03:27,212 X1:151 X2:568 Y1:377 Y2:407
No, more like King Tut's brother.
503
01:03:27,283 --> 01:03:31,652 X1:148 X2:570 Y1:338 Y2:406
His mummy was flown or carried
by the train from state to state.
504
01:03:31,721 --> 01:03:34,315 X1:220 X2:497 Y1:338 Y2:400
When it got to Texas,
it was stolen.
505
01:03:34,390 --> 01:03:35,379 X1:310 X2:409 Y1:377 Y2:401
Stolen?
506
01:03:35,458 --> 01:03:40,225 X1:096 X2:623 Y1:338 Y2:406
Evidence points to it being stolen at night
by a couple of guys in a silver bus.
507
01:03:40,296 --> 01:03:43,026 X1:201 X2:517 Y1:377 Y2:407
Bus? Hey, I've seen that!
508
01:03:43,099 --> 01:03:45,329 X1:208 X2:511 Y1:338 Y2:404
Anyway, the thieves
broke into the museum,
509
01:03:45,401 --> 01:03:48,336 X1:172 X2:545 Y1:377 Y2:407
stole it in hopes of a ransom,
510
01:03:48,404 --> 01:03:53,273 X1:156 X2:560 Y1:338 Y2:406
when in comes the worst storm
in East Texas history.
511
01:03:54,244 --> 01:03:55,336 X1:268 X2:450 Y1:377 Y2:407
Let me guess.
512
01:03:56,312 --> 01:03:58,303 X1:145 X2:573 Y1:377 Y2:407
The bus was washed away, see?
513
01:03:58,381 --> 01:04:01,544 X1:176 X2:543 Y1:338 Y2:406
'Cause I think I saw it today.
It was way back in the creek.
514
01:04:01,618 --> 01:04:04,451 X1:171 X2:546 Y1:338 Y2:406
The mummy was imprisoned
by the debris.
515
01:04:05,355 --> 01:04:07,414 X1:189 X2:530 Y1:338 Y2:400
Look here...
how'd it come back to life?
516
01:04:07,490 --> 01:04:09,890 X1:223 X2:495 Y1:338 Y2:400
And how did I end up
inside its memories?
517
01:04:09,959 --> 01:04:12,792 X1:181 X2:536 Y1:338 Y2:404
Speculation broadens here,
but from what I've read,
518
01:04:12,862 --> 01:04:15,695 X1:186 X2:532 Y1:338 Y2:400
some mummies get buried
without their names...
519
01:04:15,765 --> 01:04:18,063 X1:143 X2:575 Y1:377 Y2:407
a curse put on their sarcophagus.
520
01:04:19,369 --> 01:04:22,429 X1:187 X2:532 Y1:338 Y2:400
Hey, now, maybe our boy's
one of them.
521
01:04:22,505 --> 01:04:26,669 X1:160 X2:558 Y1:338 Y2:406
I mean, when he's in the coffin,
he's just a dried-up old corpse,
522
01:04:26,743 --> 01:04:29,974 X1:131 X2:588 Y1:338 Y2:406
but when the bus got washed away,
maybe it overturned or broke open,
523
01:04:30,046 --> 01:04:32,037 X1:118 X2:600 Y1:377 Y2:401
and now he's free of coffin and curse.
524
01:04:32,115 --> 01:04:36,484 X1:172 X2:547 Y1:338 Y2:400
He's free from imprisonment,
but he still needs souls.
525
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:38,451 X1:180 X2:538 Y1:377 Y2:401
Now he's free to have them.
526
01:04:38,521 --> 01:04:42,719 X1:175 X2:544 Y1:338 Y2:406
He can just keep on feedin'
unless he's finally destroyed.
527
01:04:45,562 --> 01:04:47,052 X1:194 X2:524 Y1:377 Y2:405
So, what do we do, Jack?
528
01:04:48,398 --> 01:04:51,196 X1:220 X2:498 Y1:338 Y2:406
Changing rest homes
might be a good idea.
529
01:04:51,267 --> 01:04:52,894 X1:196 X2:522 Y1:377 Y2:401
I can't think of much else.
530
01:04:52,969 --> 01:04:54,960 X1:243 X2:477 Y1:377 Y2:407
But I will say this...
531
01:04:55,038 --> 01:04:58,701 X1:210 X2:507 Y1:338 Y2:406
Our mummy is
a nighttime kind of guy.
532
01:04:58,775 --> 01:05:01,972 X1:149 X2:569 Y1:377 Y2:407
So, I'm gonna go and sleep now.
533
01:05:02,045 --> 01:05:04,411 X1:233 X2:484 Y1:338 Y2:406
I'll set my alarm
for just before dark,
534
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:07,108 X1:189 X2:528 Y1:338 Y2:406
then I can get myself
a couple of cups of coffee.
535
01:05:07,784 --> 01:05:09,046 X1:265 X2:454 Y1:377 Y2:407
Damn straight.
536
01:05:09,118 --> 01:05:12,849 X1:095 X2:622 Y1:338 Y2:406
If he comes in here tonight, I don't
want him slappin' his lips on my asshole.
537
01:05:12,922 --> 01:05:15,288 X1:251 X2:466 Y1:377 Y2:401
Yes. Consider it.
538
01:05:16,292 --> 01:05:21,025 X1:163 X2:555 Y1:338 Y2:406
He's got the proverbial
bird's nest on the ground here.
539
01:05:39,749 --> 01:05:42,684 X1:202 X2:517 Y1:338 Y2:406
What do I really have
left in life but this place?
540
01:05:47,257 --> 01:05:48,986 X1:200 X2:514 Y1:377 Y2:401
It ain't much of a home
541
01:05:50,159 --> 01:05:51,717 X1:261 X2:453 Y1:377 Y2:407
but it's all I got
542
01:05:57,066 --> 01:05:58,465 X1:248 X2:469 Y1:377 Y2:407
Well, goddamnit.
543
01:05:59,802 --> 01:06:04,865 X1:139 X2:580 Y1:338 Y2:406
I'll be damned if I let some foreign,
graffiti-writin', soul-suckin',
544
01:06:04,941 --> 01:06:08,274 X1:171 X2:546 Y1:338 Y2:406
son of a bitch in an oversized
cowboy hat and boots
545
01:06:08,344 --> 01:06:12,178 X1:136 X2:581 Y1:338 Y2:400
take my friends' souls and shit 'em
down the visitors toilet!
546
01:06:18,288 --> 01:06:21,121 X1:171 X2:544 Y1:338 Y2:406
In the movies.
I always played heroic types
547
01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:22,623 X1:132 X2:582 Y1:377 Y2:407
But when the stage lights went out.
548
01:06:22,692 --> 01:06:26,355 X1:141 X2:579 Y1:338 Y2:406
It was time fordrugs and stupidity
and the coveting of women
549
01:06:27,130 --> 01:06:28,893 X1:271 X2:444 Y1:377 Y2:401
Now it's time
550
01:06:28,965 --> 01:06:32,696 X1:170 X2:547 Y1:338 Y2:406
Time to be a little of what I
had always fantasized bein'...
551
01:06:32,769 --> 01:06:34,100 X1:313 X2:402 Y1:377 Y2:401
a hero
552
01:06:46,516 --> 01:06:47,574 X1:318 X2:401 Y1:377 Y2:401
Hello?
553
01:06:48,318 --> 01:06:50,286 X1:270 X2:448 Y1:377 Y2:407
Mr. Kennedy?
554
01:06:50,353 --> 01:06:52,617 X1:175 X2:543 Y1:338 Y2:406
Ask not what your rest home
can do for you.
555
01:06:53,656 --> 01:06:56,022 X1:225 X2:492 Y1:338 Y2:406
Ask what you can do
for your rest home.
556
01:06:56,092 --> 01:06:59,755 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:377 Y2:407
Hey, you're copying my best lines.
557
01:06:59,829 --> 01:07:02,093 X1:204 X2:515 Y1:338 Y2:406
Then let me paraphrase
one of my own.
558
01:07:03,032 --> 01:07:05,023 X1:184 X2:535 Y1:377 Y2:401
Let's take care of business.
559
01:07:05,568 --> 01:07:08,435 X1:246 X2:472 Y1:338 Y2:406
Just what are you
getting at, Elvis?
560
01:07:08,504 --> 01:07:10,699 X1:148 X2:569 Y1:338 Y2:406
I think you know
what I'm gettin' at, Mr. President.
561
01:07:12,241 --> 01:07:13,731 X1:162 X2:555 Y1:377 Y2:407
We're gonna kill us a mummy.
562
01:07:26,656 --> 01:07:29,056 X1:161 X2:557 Y1:377 Y2:407
Two bottles of rubbing alcohol.
563
01:07:30,193 --> 01:07:32,821 X1:179 X2:540 Y1:338 Y2:400
Check.
Don't even have to toss 'em.
564
01:07:32,895 --> 01:07:34,385 X1:292 X2:427 Y1:377 Y2:401
Look here.
565
01:07:34,464 --> 01:07:36,898 X1:158 X2:560 Y1:377 Y2:407
Found this in the storage room.
566
01:07:37,667 --> 01:07:38,998 X1:181 X2:537 Y1:377 Y2:407
I thought they kept it locked.
567
01:07:39,068 --> 01:07:41,866 X1:192 X2:525 Y1:338 Y2:406
They do. I stole a hairpin
and picked the lock, baby.
568
01:07:41,938 --> 01:07:43,235 X1:318 X2:399 Y1:377 Y2:401
Great.
569
01:07:43,306 --> 01:07:44,398 X1:300 X2:417 Y1:377 Y2:401
Matches.
570
01:07:45,174 --> 01:07:47,836 X1:186 X2:533 Y1:338 Y2:406
Check. Even scrounged up
a cigarette lighter.
571
01:07:48,945 --> 01:07:51,413 X1:260 X2:458 Y1:377 Y2:401
Good. Uniform.
572
01:07:56,185 --> 01:07:58,016 X1:206 X2:512 Y1:377 Y2:407
Big check on that, baby.
573
01:07:59,455 --> 01:08:04,620 X1:162 X2:556 Y1:338 Y2:406
Well, I got a nice pair of shoes
to go with this.
574
01:08:04,694 --> 01:08:05,752 X1:314 X2:404 Y1:377 Y2:401
Check.
575
01:08:07,797 --> 01:08:08,957 X1:299 X2:419 Y1:377 Y2:401
Scissors.
576
01:08:09,031 --> 01:08:10,259 X1:314 X2:404 Y1:377 Y2:401
Check.
577
01:08:11,467 --> 01:08:12,525 X1:305 X2:412 Y1:377 Y2:407
All right.
578
01:08:12,602 --> 01:08:15,969 X1:216 X2:501 Y1:338 Y2:406
Now, I got my chair
oiled and ready to roll.
579
01:08:16,572 --> 01:08:18,597 X1:175 X2:542 Y1:338 Y2:400
That's good, man.
We could use some wheels.
580
01:08:18,674 --> 01:08:22,508 X1:136 X2:582 Y1:338 Y2:406
And I picked some words of power
from my book of magic.
581
01:08:22,578 --> 01:08:24,307 X1:208 X2:510 Y1:338 Y2:406
I don't know
if they'll stop a mummy,
582
01:08:24,380 --> 01:08:26,712 X1:226 X2:492 Y1:338 Y2:400
but they're supposed
to ward off evil.
583
01:08:27,383 --> 01:08:30,284 X1:235 X2:482 Y1:338 Y2:400
I wrote them down.
One for each of us.
584
01:08:30,353 --> 01:08:32,344 X1:140 X2:576 Y1:377 Y2:407
Well, we'll use what we got, baby.
585
01:08:33,222 --> 01:08:35,690 X1:180 X2:536 Y1:338 Y2:406
All right, 2:45 a.m.,
we hook up right back here.
586
01:08:35,758 --> 01:08:40,024 X1:154 X2:565 Y1:338 Y2:406
No, at the rate we travel,
maybe we ought to start at 2:30.
587
01:08:42,832 --> 01:08:43,890 X1:289 X2:430 Y1:377 Y2:407
Say, Jack?
588
01:08:46,002 --> 01:08:47,663 X1:159 X2:559 Y1:338 Y2:404
Do we know
what the hell we're doin', man?
589
01:08:48,838 --> 01:08:53,707 X1:218 X2:499 Y1:338 Y2:400
No. But they say
that fire cleanses evil.
590
01:08:53,776 --> 01:08:57,371 X1:191 X2:526 Y1:338 Y2:406
Let's just hope that they...
whoever they are... is right.
591
01:08:57,447 --> 01:08:59,005 X1:238 X2:480 Y1:377 Y2:405
Check on that, too.
592
01:08:59,081 --> 01:09:00,639 X1:162 X2:554 Y1:377 Y2:407
All right, synchronize watches.
593
01:09:00,716 --> 01:09:03,947 X1:284 X2:433 Y1:377 Y2:401
And... mark.
594
01:09:04,921 --> 01:09:09,756 X1:139 X2:580 Y1:338 Y2:400
Now, the two key words for tonight
are "caution" and "flammable."
595
01:09:09,826 --> 01:09:13,318 X1:248 X2:470 Y1:338 Y2:406
And also...
"watch your ass."
596
01:10:22,231 --> 01:10:24,131 X1:185 X2:534 Y1:338 Y2:406
What's that you got
hanging around your neck?
597
01:10:25,401 --> 01:10:27,164 X1:201 X2:517 Y1:377 Y2:407
That's my medicine bag.
598
01:10:27,236 --> 01:10:29,170 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:377 Y2:401
Indians used to wear 'em into battle.
599
01:10:30,306 --> 01:10:32,274 X1:175 X2:544 Y1:377 Y2:407
Full of all kinds of lucky stuff.
600
01:10:33,409 --> 01:10:36,469 X1:276 X2:442 Y1:338 Y2:406
See here?
Mucho mojo.
601
01:10:44,420 --> 01:10:45,580 X1:231 X2:487 Y1:377 Y2:407
That's my daughter.
602
01:10:48,858 --> 01:10:50,257 X1:315 X2:404 Y1:377 Y2:401
I know.
603
01:10:52,929 --> 01:10:56,490 X1:151 X2:566 Y1:338 Y2:406
We weren't there for our kids
when they needed us, were we?
604
01:10:59,735 --> 01:11:01,726 X1:123 X2:594 Y1:377 Y2:407
Man, if I could just talk to her again...
605
01:11:03,005 --> 01:11:04,165 X1:239 X2:477 Y1:377 Y2:401
tell her I love her...
606
01:11:05,608 --> 01:11:07,667 X1:129 X2:588 Y1:377 Y2:407
try and make things right somehow.
607
01:11:08,911 --> 01:11:10,902 X1:196 X2:522 Y1:377 Y2:407
No time for regrets, Elvis.
608
01:11:10,980 --> 01:11:14,177 X1:114 X2:604 Y1:338 Y2:400
We were the best fathers we could be
under the circumstances.
609
01:11:16,419 --> 01:11:18,580 X1:237 X2:481 Y1:338 Y2:406
Yeah, I guess,
no time for regrets.
610
01:11:19,922 --> 01:11:21,583 X1:149 X2:567 Y1:377 Y2:407
We got business to take care of.
611
01:11:21,657 --> 01:11:24,353 X1:241 X2:477 Y1:338 Y2:406
Look here.
Top it off with this.
612
01:11:24,427 --> 01:11:26,759 X1:190 X2:530 Y1:338 Y2:400
I stole it from the gardener
when he wasn't lookin'.
613
01:11:31,701 --> 01:11:34,465 X1:211 X2:507 Y1:338 Y2:406
It's gonna be
one hell of a barbeque.
614
01:11:44,347 --> 01:11:45,746 X1:246 X2:473 Y1:377 Y2:407
Let's do it, amigo.
615
01:11:50,519 --> 01:11:51,577 X1:289 X2:431 Y1:377 Y2:407
Hey, Jack?
616
01:11:55,625 --> 01:11:57,183 X1:187 X2:531 Y1:377 Y2:407
I just got one last question.
617
01:11:59,462 --> 01:12:00,520 X1:309 X2:409 Y1:377 Y2:407
Marilyn.
618
01:12:03,699 --> 01:12:06,031 X1:252 X2:466 Y1:338 Y2:406
Come on, man.
Marilyn Monroe?
619
01:12:06,936 --> 01:12:08,927 X1:158 X2:560 Y1:377 Y2:401
What was she like in the sack?
620
01:12:09,905 --> 01:12:13,068 X1:169 X2:549 Y1:338 Y2:406
That is classified information.
Top secret!
621
01:12:14,644 --> 01:12:16,305 X1:189 X2:530 Y1:377 Y2:407
But between you and me...
622
01:12:17,380 --> 01:12:18,540 X1:320 X2:396 Y1:377 Y2:401
Wow!
623
01:12:22,818 --> 01:12:24,911 X1:207 X2:509 Y1:338 Y2:406
You old dog.
Watch your back, Jack.
624
01:12:30,626 --> 01:12:31,786 X1:267 X2:450 Y1:377 Y2:407
Gotta hump it.
625
01:13:23,079 --> 01:13:26,947 X1:175 X2:540 Y1:338 Y2:404
Shitwhen Bubba Ho-Tep
comes out of that creek bed.
626
01:13:27,016 --> 01:13:29,075 X1:224 X2:496 Y1:338 Y2:406
He's gonna come out
hungry and pissed
627
01:13:29,151 --> 01:13:31,813 X1:129 X2:590 Y1:338 Y2:406
When I try and stop him. He's gonna
jam this paint can up my ass
628
01:13:31,887 --> 01:13:34,219 X1:152 X2:568 Y1:338 Y2:406
and jam me and that wheelchair
up Jack's ass
629
01:14:18,334 --> 01:14:19,892 X1:330 X2:388 Y1:377 Y2:401
Shit.
630
01:14:27,777 --> 01:14:28,971 X1:293 X2:426 Y1:377 Y2:407
Hey, Jack.
631
01:15:43,719 --> 01:15:45,550 X1:220 X2:498 Y1:338 Y2:406
Don't make me use
my stuff on you, baby.
632
01:16:29,131 --> 01:16:31,691 X1:226 X2:491 Y1:338 Y2:406
Damn!
Where did he go to?
633
01:16:34,470 --> 01:16:36,267 X1:242 X2:475 Y1:377 Y2:407
Hey! You stay put!
634
01:16:36,972 --> 01:16:38,303 X1:255 X2:463 Y1:377 Y2:401
I'll flush him out!
635
01:16:41,043 --> 01:16:42,635 X1:224 X2:493 Y1:377 Y2:405
You be careful, man.
636
01:16:51,186 --> 01:16:52,175 X1:299 X2:419 Y1:377 Y2:405
No, Jack!
637
01:17:24,420 --> 01:17:25,478 X1:299 X2:419 Y1:377 Y2:405
Oh, man.
638
01:18:02,257 --> 01:18:05,920 X1:202 X2:514 Y1:338 Y2:406
Come and get it,
you undead sack of shit.
639
01:18:31,453 --> 01:18:32,613 X1:284 X2:433 Y1:377 Y2:407
Sorry, man.
640
01:19:01,550 --> 01:19:02,710 X1:270 X2:448 Y1:377 Y2:407
Mr. Kennedy?
641
01:19:09,224 --> 01:19:13,661 X1:177 X2:540 Y1:377 Y2:401
The President is soon dead.
642
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:23,900 X1:237 X2:482 Y1:338 Y2:406
So, now...
it's up to you, Elvis.
643
01:19:23,972 --> 01:19:26,406 X1:236 X2:480 Y1:377 Y2:407
You got to get him.
644
01:19:26,475 --> 01:19:30,707 X1:272 X2:444 Y1:377 Y2:407
You... got to...
645
01:19:30,779 --> 01:19:32,610 X1:216 X2:500 Y1:377 Y2:401
take care of business.
646
01:19:49,531 --> 01:19:50,691 X1:246 X2:472 Y1:377 Y2:407
That's right, man.
647
01:19:52,501 --> 01:19:53,991 X1:309 X2:408 Y1:377 Y2:401
T.C. B...
648
01:19:56,271 --> 01:19:57,602 X1:232 X2:487 Y1:377 Y2:407
It's just you and me.
649
01:20:16,592 --> 01:20:17,752 X1:269 X2:449 Y1:377 Y2:401
Mr. President.
650
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:42,081 X1:206 X2:511 Y1:338 Y2:406
"You nasty thing
from beyond the dead...
651
01:20:43,252 --> 01:20:48,417 X1:133 X2:585 Y1:338 Y2:406
"No matter what you think or do,
good things will never come to you.
652
01:20:51,727 --> 01:20:54,924 X1:228 X2:490 Y1:338 Y2:406
"And if evil
is your black design,
653
01:20:54,997 --> 01:20:59,661 X1:189 X2:530 Y1:338 Y2:406
"you can bet the goodness
of the Light Ones...
654
01:20:59,735 --> 01:21:02,863 X1:188 X2:530 Y1:377 Y2:407
will kick your bad behind"?
655
01:21:03,906 --> 01:21:05,567 X1:260 X2:459 Y1:377 Y2:401
For chrissake...
656
01:21:05,641 --> 01:21:06,801 X1:299 X2:419 Y1:377 Y2:401
That's it?
657
01:21:08,877 --> 01:21:11,778 X1:179 X2:539 Y1:338 Y2:400
That's the chant against evil
from the Book Of Souls?
658
01:21:11,847 --> 01:21:13,109 X1:245 X2:472 Y1:377 Y2:407
Yeah, right, boss.
659
01:21:13,182 --> 01:21:15,673 X1:166 X2:550 Y1:338 Y2:404
And what kind of decoder ring
comes with that, man?
660
01:21:15,751 --> 01:21:18,049 X1:155 X2:561 Y1:377 Y2:407
Shit, it doesn't even nyme well!
661
01:21:45,814 --> 01:21:47,213 X1:256 X2:461 Y1:377 Y2:407
This is dog shit.
662
01:21:52,087 --> 01:21:54,817 X1:201 X2:518 Y1:377 Y2:401
It's time for A-C-T-l-O-N.
663
01:21:57,025 --> 01:21:59,186 X1:257 X2:460 Y1:338 Y2:406
Come on, baby.
Here we go.
664
01:23:17,539 --> 01:23:18,938 X1:261 X2:453 Y1:377 Y2:407
I was goin' out
665
01:23:19,708 --> 01:23:22,643 X1:160 X2:557 Y1:338 Y2:404
And if I did. Rhot only would I be
one dead son of a bitch.
666
01:23:22,711 --> 01:23:23,871 X1:217 X2:497 Y1:377 Y2:407
But so would my soul
667
01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:26,711 X1:201 X2:513 Y1:377 Y2:407
I'd be just so much crap
668
01:23:28,050 --> 01:23:31,315 X1:171 X2:544 Y1:338 Y2:406
No afterlife. Rho reincarnation.
Rho angels with harps
669
01:23:32,054 --> 01:23:34,614 X1:186 X2:530 Y1:338 Y2:400
Whatever lay beyond
would not be known to me
670
01:23:35,290 --> 01:23:38,020 X1:195 X2:522 Y1:338 Y2:406
It would all end right here
for Elvis Aaron Presley
671
01:23:38,694 --> 01:23:40,753 X1:176 X2:539 Y1:377 Y2:407
Nothin' left but a quick flush
672
01:23:44,966 --> 01:23:46,456 X1:275 X2:443 Y1:377 Y2:407
T.C.B., baby.
673
01:23:55,744 --> 01:23:58,872 X1:213 X2:505 Y1:338 Y2:406
Your soul-suckin' days
are over, amigo.
674
01:24:56,204 --> 01:24:59,605 X1:170 X2:545 Y1:338 Y2:406
I felt somethin' inside
gratin' against somethin' soft
675
01:25:00,642 --> 01:25:03,577 X1:201 X2:516 Y1:338 Y2:406
I felt like a water balloon
with a hole poked in it
676
01:25:06,381 --> 01:25:08,542 X1:135 X2:580 Y1:377 Y2:407
I was goin' down for the last count
677
01:25:09,651 --> 01:25:10,811 X1:270 X2:444 Y1:377 Y2:401
And I knew it
678
01:25:13,255 --> 01:25:15,086 X1:212 X2:506 Y1:377 Y2:407
But I still have my soul.
679
01:25:17,259 --> 01:25:18,658 X1:276 X2:443 Y1:377 Y2:401
It's still mine.
680
01:25:20,195 --> 01:25:21,594 X1:301 X2:415 Y1:377 Y2:401
All mine.
681
01:25:26,134 --> 01:25:29,399 X1:217 X2:500 Y1:338 Y2:406
And the folks up there
at Shady Rest...
682
01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:32,930 X1:225 X2:492 Y1:377 Y2:407
they have theirs, too.
683
01:25:34,576 --> 01:25:36,066 X1:175 X2:541 Y1:377 Y2:407
And they're gonna keep 'em.
684
01:25:37,946 --> 01:25:39,436 X1:250 X2:469 Y1:377 Y2:407
Every single one.
685
01:26:08,210 --> 01:26:09,370 X1:288 X2:430 Y1:377 Y2:407
Thank you.
686
01:26:12,147 --> 01:26:13,978 X1:218 X2:500 Y1:377 Y2:407
Thank you very much.