Bulletproof Monk
Master
Good, you graduate now
This flag is the symbol
My mission is accomplished but Your mission is just begun
When You came at the first time
You were the most naughty youngster I've ever seen
However, you have proofed that you may be the next guardian
You have achieved 3 divine prophesy
you have defeated the enemies surrounded by white cranes
then you have fight for love in the Jade palace
the last one was that
you had saved some you have never seen
those are the Brothers from different families
For now, you have to make your last sacrifice
abnegate your name.
I have already forgotten my name
this is the ultimate scroll
the person who can read the lection out loudly
will receive the power
to control the whole world
turn it into paradise or hell
the Human are still not get ready for this power
and they maybe never ready to get it.
our job is to stop people to read this scroll
including ourselves
I have already protected it For 5 sheep Years(5*12years)
my previous guardian gave it to me
and now I should pass it to you and you should pass it to others later
I have protected it for 60 years
And now the job is yours
My mission is accomplished
For the next 60 years
your life will be exciting
everyone is ready
starting from 1940, when the British came
Now I may finally do the thing I wished to do for a long time
what's that, master?
To have my vacation
Just have the Vacation
you have to keep the scroll well
master
please don't move
for whatever reasons, please don't come out
monk brothers
for now you all see this devastating power
I control this power
and my power will
protect Your holy monastery
from being destroyed
enjoy your vacation, master
I believe that you will cooperate With me
now get out!
no!
fire!
take the scroll
fire at the door
get in
ok, we will get in
anybody home?
I hate monkeys
give me the scroll
though you are so powerful
you will not still suffer from bullets
monk~~monk~~
busy time~
sorry, I'll pick it up for you
thief, you've stole the wrong wallet
sorry sir
nice handcuffs!
A policeman needs help
coming
see that?
I saw him
you stay there and wait for my action
I saw the target for sure
the target is running
mommy
katie
find someone to save her
she was stuck catch her legs!
don’t be afraid. do what they call you to do
you will be fine
ready
Fuck, all my harvests were gone
be happy, man
you just saved someone
but according to my knowledge there will be no reward
for saving others
how could you do that?
practice more
who are you
you should not ask this question
actually, I should ask what are you?
your brain is full of sympathy
so that's why you will help the little girl
however your sympathy is not chaste
thus you forgot the psychological reward
always thinking of money
if you are really so chaste
then why did the guy in suit have to chase you?
that's none of your business
let me guess¡­ is that the FBI, CIA or the tax bureau
I've said. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
So impenetrable!
I am so sorry
everyone's life
will affect the others
especially when this guy
was to be moralized
please accept my apologizes
OK, I accept it
thanks for your help
you are welcome
get here, you punk
what's the matter?
This little thief called himself as Kar
I found him
stealing in the bus stop
I am the King of naughtiness
my hobby is to earn money
I am a businessman
there is only one phrase in my economic policy
that is "no tolerance"
Except
those crimes
are authenticated franchise
however you don't
I have to give you money first
to have to right the get the others' properties
you are right
60%
then you will be authorized to work for me
to eat things here
and be protected by me and my people
that's our pledge
the condition is attractive
however if this is really the place of King of naughty
then I'd rather live in cheap hotels
sounds facetious
really funny
if you do not know how to earn money you are already dead
maybe I got the wrong meaning
then you are useless to me
piece of crap
in here, crap means death
You are right for what I have done
however I need to consider over it
for now I shall contribute it to you
in order to show my sincerity
Kar, do you think that I am a visitor to Thailand?
You want to buy off me with these Thai craps?
yes
Listen Pal
Don't try to show off in front of me
If I need new tissues, those craps should be fine
however you are wasting my time now
coming to my place with only one person
you have great courage
however I have to dig it out
what do you mean?
your gallbladder
he said that he want to dig your gallbladder out
beat him!
he is mine
what are you looking at
you are beautiful
especially when you are angry
she's my Girlfriend
He could defeated the enemies Surrounded by white cranes
impossible
he will fail this time
shit
come
I hate to hit this crap
and I am very excited
you are lucky today
because of this scarlet woman I want to have sex relation with her
if I have seen it again that
you steal something in our places
then I shall cut your dick off to do some cooking
get out now
I want to congratulate your victory
though in the view of technique, it was the girl saved you
however it was your charm
that made her draw away those people's attention
hey, Mr Kindhearted
if you are always peeking me then why don't you help me
because you are stealing my things
yes
hey you fight well where did you learn about it
Golden palace
who did you learn the kung fu from? the honorable monk?
whatever you say
I think it is funny to be with you But I have to go now
bye
sorry for stealing your things but I don't know what is it
wish you have good luck in preaching
You are the worst youngster I have ever seen
Don't be worry
I want to have sex relation with you For a long time
but you run away from me every time nobody knows where have you been
wherever you go, whatever you do
I am worth to be waited by you
sorry you are in the bottom
of my list
why?
why not in the first place.
Miss, where is you necklace
O no
please enjoy the temporary pause of time
we sell warm soft drinks in our food stalls
we supply expired popcorns and algae snacks
I am just going to make it
you forgot the change the film roll
if someone refund
then I will deduct it from your rent
I saw the half of it already
and I hated to take messages for you
my name is not Hideo, not Sony not Mitsubishi and Toshiba
have you ever heard of a Japanese opening a Chinese cinema
I have heard what you said
Kar, you have 2 choices
either sitting here or doing noting
like a fire phoenix
reborn from your failure
I am flying I am flying
calm down
Oh this is the golden palace Where you learn your fighting skills
Oh its you Why are you coming here
I saw your kicking skills And I knew it
this is my place, you know?
get outta here RIGHT now
a person being preached
should let a poor passerby stay for a night
greet him with cereal and chat with him
is that?
I think that I am not preached
because I want to kick you away
back to the place you came from
You know?
For a man like you
it seemed that you do not have the guts to act
Is that it?
I have already warned you
Your actions was quite fast
but you dropped some of your cereals
that’s ok
I cant kick you away
My people call you kar
This is With the sound K it seem like Cantonese
however the strange thing is that you don't look like a cantonese
it means family
I have never came before
and now I have it
you make your own name by mistaken sir
this should be read as "home"
this is my name
I can read it as anything I like
how about you what is your name
I have no name
what are you talking about
you gave yourself a name
and what I did was to abandon it
what are you doing
put it down
don't touch it it is Rolex
I know
then why do you steal the girl's necklace
I haven't steal it
I just borrow it
Listen, I think she love me
I said I know she love me
and if I return the necklace
to her
she will owe me a favor
then she will have much a liking of me
and then love me in heart
and this will not fail
only a stupid will
and that's you
if she knows what you have done
there will be negative effect
why are you sleeping on my bed
this bed is quite comfortable
you gone mad
you eat my food
sleep on my bed
that's ok
but now you should tell me
why those people chase you
ok, I'll use
your language to explain it to you
why there are 10 hot dogs in a package
but in each hotdog-package you can only find eight hotdogs?
what are you talking about
why can you answer a question with a question
and it is a stupid question
when you are preached to a certain extent then you can answer my question
then I will answer you
good night
ladies and gentlemen
as the new president of the human rights organization
I wan to say that
thanks for coming
please excuse us for a poor-decorated place
because we are still building our tower
however we hope everyone to let
our generous sponsors to see our exhibition first
after the WW2
there were many generous people in Europe
just like all of us here
are all so determined
and had started a organization
to prevent human rights to be violated for hundreds of times
however until now we still failed
thank you very much
many people still share our vision
and shall continue to fight for it
continue to fight against enmity
prosecution and every violence moves
excuse me
what's the matter
are you worried about everyone here
to get the vision?
I am just hoping that Everyone here will get a vision
it is vision that made them to do this job once more
if this world is real
there were so many abnormal people
most of them will not join our activities
I have an idea
can we stop this exhibition of human's violence
and change it to exhibit some human helping others?
hiding the truth cannot help the others
I ask you. In your heart
which one will you choose to be
the man who kill people or the man being killed
I still have something to do
nice to meet you
we will talk later
ah, thanks
what is the progress
our exhibition is quite successful
I am not talking about this
have you found it
yes
but¡­ he is the criminal
unfortunately he escaped
all the people surrounding are weak and always fail
no
it's different now I am here
the people next to you are worshipping on you
and love you
we will find the scrolls
it is just the matter of time
time is what I am short of right now
for this 60 years
I am finding the scroll The powers it possessed
can turn me back into young
and I may clean the worse nations of this world
Nina, it is you
who draws my force away
Grandpa, my men are searching within the city
this is yours next one
thanks, I want three more chili
OK, Next please.
be careful
sorry sir
is this the thing you have dropped?
thank you, you are welcome
what are you doing
cool, isn’t it?
I thought you were gone
and you steal my wallet all of a sudden
the wallet is in your pocket
I did not want to steal it
except that you prevent me from making money here
do you have any other things to do?
take it
hey hey hey no
you don't like hot dog now?
that's strange
you just used that to teach me last night
preaching something
I just turned the truth of universe
translated to something you understand
but you must be chaste
you mast not kill any living things
I have not killed it I just want to eat it
right, I got the answer for your question
Is it?
listen
why? There are ten in each package of hotdog
but in Hotdog-package you can only find eight hotdogs
the reason is that you always need more hot dog
so no matter how many times you have succeed or failed
you never feel enough
it is a good try
I hate you
knowing other means you have wisdom
if you know yourself, then you are preached
Enough for your philosophy
I have found the target Stay in your position.
This is the USA
we are not moralized here
we have hamburger, night clubs, malls, casinos and music stores
understand?
hey Kar
you does not look like the bad girl today
where is my necklace
what are you talking about
I lost my necklace yesterday
and I think that you can find it back for me
I will look for it
do I have any kinds of rewards
it is very important to me my mom left it to me
I owe you a favor
who is your friend
he is my personal body guard
his job is to protect me
He is a powerful Shaolin Monk
All of his fingers and legs are weapons
You are not a Shaolin monk Shaolin monk had to shave their hair
maybe he is the Tibet Lama
this lady is smart
thank you
can you tell me
why are you with him
because I think that he has a lot of potential
really?
I think that he is a pile of shit
who can produce a lot of food
Right, you are right
Yesterday night it was the first time I saw that
someone oppose the king of naughtiness
you are brave
and a stupid combo, as well
sorry I have to go
where are you going
chase her!
get to that side
that side, quickly!
sorry, it is your combat only none of my business
Good Luck
Quickly, quickly
I have decided that I can't leave you behind.
Be careful
Somebody is shooting, go faster
Kar, let's go, this way
Those people never give up, they haven't given up for Sixty years
Wait
Go in there, faster
Where is he?
I don’t know
Why are you guys here?
He is in the back, he escaped from the back
You are very welcomed in here
Brother Tian-Xing
Let me find a place for you to rest
Please drink another cup of our fine tea
I also want to drink tea, I’m thirsty
I traveled a lot lately, did I lie?
Hello Brother
We hold it like this then release
Brother, who's that young man?
A thief
You shake hand pretty hard
It's a little pity, its not strong enough
A thief? Why did you bring him here?
There is no fish in the clearest water
I understand
My uncle told me
the thing that happen Sixty years ago in Chon-Zhen temple
You are the next in line to protect her
He was very young
I can never forget that day
The magical power of the scroll
We have been preparing for this for Sixty years
This is the Sheep Year, its almost coming?
I have a few good students in this Temple
And a very promising heir
Very good
I didn't use any strength yet
You think you can win, but you can never beat me
This is what you think
I am sure
This doesn't only depend on study, you also need to fulfill the prophecy
I believe you will agree also
The prophecy is not suitable to use on
a common thief
Prophecy holds a mean for everyone, or else it will have no meaning
yes
you put your hands away first
No
We are only playing
We'll play next time
Ok, next time
You were helping me to escape
I thought I should help you
Start now then
Here, this is special medicine
Its effect is very strong, smoothing, and cooling
Here, is my special medicine
I made this with my piss
This is gorse
I'm sorry
What?
I'm looking for a person named Kar, I heard he works here
Why would a beautiful girl like you look for him?
He might be in trouble
You are right
Its been a long time, and he is still not back to prepare for tonight’s movie
So you haven't seen him today?
Don't worry he can take care of himself
I just call him to help for some parts.
What about the others?
I don't know why, but I feel this kid have lots of potential.
He said so, too
- Can u do me a favour to send this to him? - Am I looking like a secretary?
I beg you
No problem
You must learn how to inosculate
stabilization is important when you moving make the attack at the same time when you defend
All your weapons you used when you want to attack are wrong.
The point is not to be angry but to be peaceful
focus on the concinnity instead of the strength
To know yourself instead of
your enemy
How can you do that?
you cant see the air, but it in your lung indeed
just like the blood
or the body or bone
or the water or clay
If you understand is, it will be much useful
face the air with the same attitude
You should step on just like step on a piece of stone
You should swim just like swimming in the sea.
What you should do is to believe
Do you believe the law of gravitation?
If you don’t believe it, it will not exist
get down
you should take the scroll carefully, don't lose it
over there
stay here
this is air group, the target is at roof
no
retreat, I was shot
no! Help me
are you ok?
listen to me, I’m sorry about the scroll
thanks for your saving
I am almost dead
I am a thief not a hero
I got go
Kar
don't you wanna know the truth?
are you gonging to tell me?
who the hell are you
the lansquenet the boss is a Nazi
who is infatuated with famine and ghost in the past
don' be scared
god is real and eternal
what you said sounds like you just came from another world
in fact
I just want to know whether you a believer of Buddha, but
I know that my hair is too little
do u like the music? yes
that's great
I'm going to call my future wife
as you wish
I was in Kashmir
to study the Lysenkoism of domestication
until Strucker found me again
Strucker, he is the leader
he wanna change the world according to his mind
every kind of race
all religion and complexion must be erase, actually it's destroy
all races will be destroyed
If such a crazy thing is true
you should rescue the scroll, not me
I regard about my life, but I also regard all of world
what about?
this is just a recipe of steaming noodle
it's noodle soup
although you are my granddaughter
but if you make mistake, I will punish you definitely
where is the scroll
it's with my body and spirit
I’ve escaped here for a long time
several times its very dangerous The scroll must be very safe
formerly you've protected the scroll for 16 years?
Look at you, you are still young
any protector of the scroll
is being took care by time
if protector gets sickness, he will heal
if get injury, he will recover
that's because of the protector of the scroll is also protected by the scroll
how are you?
sorry, the show time is postponed
would you like to have some free popcorn
don’ need, thanks board of health
hey, I got "A" certificate of health
A young man who worked for you living here
You are violating The Sanitation and Safety Codes
I don't know what you are talking
Could this remind you of something?
I should call police, you crazy monk
I am not freak
But I am a monk
Hi, Mr. Hideo
My boss is not here so you can't find him
I call loudly
bad girl
Mr. Hideo
Kar is here
I am sorry, Kar
I should not have got you involved with this mess
I just thought it should be perfect
I got a crazy idea
And you will be the one to realize it
I told you
They will not give up
until they get the Scroll and me
We can hide in a safe place and forget about all
Bye Kar
We are going to take off
Monk!
Fuck, open the door
Somebody?
let's go
I am sorry if I waked you up
Do you remember we had met before?
This monk is with me
He is my friend
Stop it, he is my friend.
Hi
Listen to me
You can not do it alone
Protecting the Scroll is just my own duty
So I do not need other people's assistance
If it need me to protect the Scroll for 60 years, I will do it
I should be temporarily safe here
I will leave tomorrow
So what about me?
Kar, I am sorry
But it will be better for both of us.
No, you can not put me away
I have experienced so much
Nothing to worry about
They are coming
No, my brother
Where are you going now?
Where is him Downstairs
Stop!
Why?
Because I do not want to protect the Scroll I just want to read it
and get the power though I should share eighth some ones
Are you kidding?
Trust me, I can bring us out of this city
My monk brother
Do you know, before the end of World War II
We invented an interrogation machine
It is so painful that everybody could not resist
They all hurry to confess
before their death
Now let's make a test
No, let me go
What are you doing? We have made an agreement!
How can you believe
I am willing to share the ultimate power with you?
Start the hydraulic system
The hydraulic system started
What a crap!
there is nothing in his brain
Find that monk
the Captain is a good man
He can send us to the place we chose
Are you alright? I am fine
I brought me to the right way, I should thank you, Kar
According to the tradition,
You should make a phone before you visit the girl's home
It is midnight now
She could refuse us if we call her
but if I show my handsome face before her
She cannot reject my smart face
I do not listen to monk's opinion about the girl
Hide here at evening that is a bad idea
Must believe your own instinct
Can you find a safer place than a guarded house?
How can we make ourselves into it
Why ask me? You are the thief.
OK
The key to enter the house is to lead away the guard and do it quickly
Leads away the guard and do it quickly
No one now?
help me up
You jump up by yourself this time, ok?
OK
It's all right. I'm calculating the distance
I know
You really do not want to jump?
I don't think that is good
OK?
Look
do you feel dizzy?
I am all right
Good
You are enjoying looking at me, right?
Yes, enjoys pretty much
.... Let's go...
OK. I must forget what I've learned before
All the universe laws
cross the air just like step on the stone and swim in the sea
What you need to do is just believe it
Check it, is there anything?
An Rare insect and fatal reptile's amateur
My God, bad girl
Kar, Why do you come here?
You've lost this one, right?
Not LOST but you stole it.
Of course NOT
liar.
you are a thief
do you think that I will believe you?
I'm a good man, and I would not have stolen it
You can not cheat me
It seems you cannot be cheated
OK, I did steal it
But I just want to borrow it
It is silly to give it to you in this way
Sometimes I'm really a bastard
I lied about the necklace but my identity is true
You mean I'm rich
Yes. Look at you, I thought you are as poor as me
But you are rich
You know nothing about me
I think I know
You seems like that?
Why you came?
Because I thought I can believe you
Threw is some mystical writing grained on that monk's body
Then there is
Madman of The World War 2 who wants to rule the world
You are mad?
Are you all right, Kar?
He will be all right
What do you want to do?
You should not have asked this question
You should ask yourself why.
every evening, you leave this imperial palace
Then hurry back at morning
I respect you, but I don't want others to teach me how to live
I have never thought you how to live your life.
I only suggested you to live an...
One complete life is certainly better than two
Incomplete life and more joyful
Kar
I should have phoned you
Sorry, my life is too complex
My father is Aiyinqulisf
What? That Devil Aiyin?
That's great, You are the princess of Russian Mafia
My name is Jade
My father is in the federal jail for 20 years.
So this is why I don't want others to know my things.
Only on the street that I can find my self back
He will fight for love in the Jade Palace
two. Of the three prophesy have been finished
What?
Just prophesy.
Smart
Be careful, his body is invaluable
They must find your address in the theater
We must go, quick
Go where?
Go to the urban district of the human rights organization headquarter
Should it be useful?
The one who just destroyed my house
is the organization's CEO
I saw it in the exhibition
My father often said
The most place of security is a place which nobody concerns
No one would think it is just the headquarter
where the most serious criminal of human rights hides in
Thanks.
I will go alone to rescue the monk, he is...
Let me help you.
Do you like my armor car?
Kar
We can go through the tunnel
the water pipe towards the headquarter building.
Woo... .
Your father's collection in the garage is wonderful
These are not my father's
At my childhood, father told me
About you
At start I thought it is fiction just made up to roar me to sleep
Until one day he showed me this
Is it strange?
Why I can always find you around?
Oh, my name is Nina
You don; t have a name, right?
This tattoo is very sex
You were tattooed to which part?
To here, so it seems I must scan it by every inch
Right, it is hard work
but must be someone to do it.
We may be killed, you know?
Leaves here
You dare to go with me...
you are really brave
Bravery and madness together...
In this situation, we will be killed
It is the worst choice
Absolutely.
Look at me, monk.
Time is completely ineffective to you.
But I'm old.
But this will help Nina
watch out!
Stop him
Nina, what is going on? Quick
You two go to the right side
Don't move
Hey, be gentle
You have indeed potential.
The monk is below, I feel.
Follow me, be careful.
Give it to me
The Last Part
Where is the others?
Where is the last part of the scroll?
I have already copied it down
Just to prevent you alike from
getting the text.
Damn, be quick.
Go up,
quick.
Aaa...
Kar
How are you, my dear?
Nice to see you here.
To tell you,
I don't have the patience with you
My god.
Are you all right?
I'm OK.
Let's go to kill him
I will do it alone.
Really? Is it me that rescued you?
Kar, back.
No.
My god.
The last part
or I kill you
If you kill me, you will never see the scroll
Maybe you don't care sacrifice yourself
But can you let him be killed?
The Last PART.
Or I will release.
Kar, remember, you can win.
Monk. If I cannot get it,
I will take away you and scroll as well.
For the last 60 years, I have been giving you chance to change your attitude
I won't be changed
Hello!
Everything is end
Not yet
you are the next. When you rescued me, you finished the 3rd prophesy
My time is over,
but yours is at the start
Finished...
Aaaa...
Be careful!
Jade
He will be with crowd of white cranes
Still be able to defeat groups of enemies
I've already got tired of punch this loser
He will fight for love in the Jade Palace
He will rescue the one who he has never seen
and not his brother as well
Your two have completed the three prophesies
No matter it is two incomplete lives
or a complete life
I think you are not the only one who is invarlumne
She is coming.
You are ready,
but have the last thing to finish
It is the last volume of the scroll
This is the second part
You two cannot be departed
Enjoys your vacation
What are you doing?
Check what has gone.
I still remember the first time you hugged me
Yes, I remember it
Why does the hotdog is ten in each package
but hotdog-package only has eight in each one?
It because you cannot be satisfied
during all your life.
Therefore you should satisfy with
- What you can frequently obtain - The hamburger
You answered correctly.