1 00:02:35,437 --> 00:02:37,405 Hello, stranger. 2 00:03:12,574 --> 00:03:14,804 Sorry. Looking for a cigarette. 3 00:03:15,711 --> 00:03:17,042 l've given up. 4 00:03:19,748 --> 00:03:21,113 Thank you. 5 00:03:23,452 --> 00:03:25,682 -Got to be somewhere? -Work. 6 00:03:27,222 --> 00:03:29,213 You didn't fancy my sandwiches? 7 00:03:29,325 --> 00:03:31,953 -Don't eat fish. -Why not? 8 00:03:32,828 --> 00:03:34,523 Fish piss in the sea. 9 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:37,863 -So do children. -Don't eat children, either. 10 00:03:39,168 --> 00:03:40,658 What's your work? 11 00:03:40,736 --> 00:03:42,897 l'm sort of a journalist. 12 00:03:43,238 --> 00:03:46,071 -What sort? -l write obituaries. 13 00:03:58,053 --> 00:04:00,214 Are we in for a long wait? 14 00:04:02,324 --> 00:04:04,451 She was 21 when she came in. 15 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:08,319 Does it hurt? 16 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,362 l'll live. 17 00:04:11,467 --> 00:04:13,935 Do you want me to put your leg up? 18 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,561 Yes, please. 19 00:04:30,386 --> 00:04:32,377 Who cut off your crusts? 20 00:04:32,821 --> 00:04:33,810 Me. 21 00:04:33,889 --> 00:04:36,824 Did your mother cut off your crusts when you were a little boy? 22 00:04:36,892 --> 00:04:40,259 -Yes, l believe she did. -You should eat your crusts. 23 00:04:40,629 --> 00:04:42,529 You should stop smoking. 24 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,556 How long was l out? 25 00:04:45,634 --> 00:04:48,194 -About 10 seconds. -Then what? 26 00:04:49,471 --> 00:04:51,462 You came to. You focused on me. 27 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:54,236 You said, ''Hello, stranger.'' 28 00:04:54,309 --> 00:04:55,867 What a floozy. 29 00:04:55,944 --> 00:04:59,778 The cabbie crossed himself, he went, ''Thank fuck. l thought l'd killed her.'' 30 00:04:59,848 --> 00:05:02,214 l said, ''Let's get her to a hospital.'' He hesitated. 31 00:05:02,284 --> 00:05:05,583 l think he thought there'd be paperwork and he'd be held responsible. 32 00:05:05,654 --> 00:05:09,112 So l said with a slight sneer, ''Please just drop us at the hospital.'' 33 00:05:09,191 --> 00:05:10,783 Show me the sneer. 34 00:05:11,727 --> 00:05:13,695 Very good, buster. 35 00:05:14,763 --> 00:05:16,253 Thank you. 36 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,304 -l told you, l've given up. -Try harder. 37 00:05:27,376 --> 00:05:28,934 You live here? 38 00:05:29,344 --> 00:05:31,539 Just arrived from New York. 39 00:05:32,247 --> 00:05:34,181 Taking a vacation? 40 00:05:34,249 --> 00:05:36,149 l'm on an expedition. 41 00:05:36,785 --> 00:05:38,582 Where's your baggage? 42 00:05:39,721 --> 00:05:42,451 -Where are you staying? -l'm a waif. 43 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,584 A red bus. 44 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:52,664 Policeman or ''bobby.'' Observe the distinctive helmet. 45 00:05:54,303 --> 00:05:56,828 Saint Paul's Cathedral. Please note the famous dome. 46 00:05:56,905 --> 00:06:00,739 -This is a truly magnificent tour. -lt's the London tourists never get to see. 47 00:06:00,809 --> 00:06:03,642 -What's this? -l've no idea. 48 00:06:24,399 --> 00:06:28,165 They're all people who died saving the lives of others. 49 00:06:29,838 --> 00:06:31,738 l've been here before. 50 00:06:41,350 --> 00:06:44,183 Twenty years ago, we came here. 51 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:49,413 My mother's dead. My father and l came here the afternoon she died. 52 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,857 She was a smoker. She died in the hospital, actually. 53 00:06:54,930 --> 00:06:57,660 -ls your father still alive? -Hanging on. 54 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,397 He's in a home. 55 00:07:00,035 --> 00:07:03,300 -You're late for work. -You saying you want me to go? 56 00:07:03,372 --> 00:07:05,272 l'm saying you're late for work. 57 00:07:05,974 --> 00:07:08,534 How did you end up writing obituaries? 58 00:07:08,844 --> 00:07:12,974 Well, l had dreams of being a writer, but l had no voice. 59 00:07:13,615 --> 00:07:15,981 What am l saying? l had no talent. 60 00:07:16,051 --> 00:07:20,317 So l ended up in obituaries, which is the Siberia of journalism. 61 00:07:20,556 --> 00:07:24,253 Tell me what you do. l want to imagine you in Siberia. 62 00:07:24,326 --> 00:07:25,657 Really? 63 00:07:28,564 --> 00:07:31,397 We call it ''the obits page.'' 64 00:07:32,434 --> 00:07:35,267 There's three of us: me, Graham, and Harry. 65 00:07:35,871 --> 00:07:40,001 When l get to work, without fail.... Are you sure you want to know? 66 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:45,139 Well, if someone important died, we go to the ''deep freeze''... 67 00:07:48,617 --> 00:07:52,144 which is a computer file... 68 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:55,486 with all the obituaries, and we find the dead person's life. 69 00:07:55,557 --> 00:07:58,219 People's obituaries are written while they're still alive? 70 00:07:58,293 --> 00:07:59,885 Some people's. 71 00:08:00,462 --> 00:08:03,522 Then Harry, he's the editor, decides who we'll lead with. 72 00:08:03,599 --> 00:08:05,794 Then we make calls, check facts. 73 00:08:05,867 --> 00:08:10,429 At 6:00, we stand around the computer and look at the next day's page... 74 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,538 and make final changes. 75 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:16,673 Add a few euphemisms for our own amusement. 76 00:08:16,745 --> 00:08:18,076 Such as? 77 00:08:20,349 --> 00:08:24,547 ''He was a convivial fellow.'' Meaning he was an alcoholic. 78 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,721 ''He valued his privacy.'' Gay. 79 00:08:29,191 --> 00:08:31,955 ''He enjoyed his privacy.'' Raging queen. 80 00:08:33,161 --> 00:08:35,220 What would my euphemism be? 81 00:08:36,198 --> 00:08:39,190 -''She was disarming.'' -That's not a euphemism. 82 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:41,558 Yes, it is. 83 00:08:50,579 --> 00:08:53,480 -What were you doing in New York? -You know. 84 00:08:56,618 --> 00:09:01,021 Well, no, l don't. What, were you studying? 85 00:09:01,189 --> 00:09:02,486 Stripping. 86 00:09:03,959 --> 00:09:06,189 Look at your little eyes. 87 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,161 l can't see my little eyes. 88 00:09:14,603 --> 00:09:16,093 Why did you leave? 89 00:09:16,705 --> 00:09:18,696 Problems with a male. 90 00:09:18,974 --> 00:09:20,635 -Boyfriend? -Kind of. 91 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:24,040 And you left him, just like that? 92 00:09:24,112 --> 00:09:28,139 lt's the only way to leave. ''l don't love you anymore. Goodbye.'' 93 00:09:28,216 --> 00:09:31,413 -Supposing you do still love them? -You don't leave. 94 00:09:32,254 --> 00:09:35,417 -You've never left somebody you still love? -No. 95 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,886 This is me. 96 00:09:47,302 --> 00:09:48,963 Enjoy your stay. 97 00:09:50,305 --> 00:09:53,468 Please remember our traffic tends to come from the right. 98 00:09:55,243 --> 00:09:56,335 Bye. 99 00:10:09,157 --> 00:10:11,057 Do you have a girlfriend? 100 00:10:11,426 --> 00:10:12,757 Yeah. Ruth. 101 00:10:13,328 --> 00:10:16,297 She's called Ruth. She's a linguist. 102 00:10:17,699 --> 00:10:19,860 -What's your name? -Alice. 103 00:10:21,002 --> 00:10:23,436 My name is Alice Ayres. 104 00:10:30,445 --> 00:10:31,605 Good. 105 00:10:31,713 --> 00:10:34,876 l'm just gonna change the film. Are you okay for time? 106 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:41,682 -Do you mind if l smoke? -lf you must. 107 00:10:42,858 --> 00:10:45,383 -l don't have to. -Then don't. 108 00:10:57,506 --> 00:10:59,201 l liked your book. 109 00:11:00,108 --> 00:11:01,268 Thanks. 110 00:11:03,178 --> 00:11:06,079 -When's it published? -Next year. How come you've read it? 111 00:11:06,148 --> 00:11:09,379 Your publisher sent me a manuscript. l read it last night. 112 00:11:09,985 --> 00:11:11,919 You kept me up till 4:00. 113 00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:14,216 l'm flattered. 114 00:11:14,589 --> 00:11:17,057 ls your heroine based on someone you know? 115 00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:19,787 Yes. She's someone called Alice. 116 00:11:20,295 --> 00:11:22,786 How does she feel about you stealing her life? 117 00:11:22,864 --> 00:11:24,331 Borrowing her life. 118 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,060 l'm dedicating the book to her. She's pleased. 119 00:11:35,977 --> 00:11:37,342 Do you exhibit? 120 00:11:37,412 --> 00:11:40,313 Sometimes. l have a thing next year. 121 00:11:46,321 --> 00:11:47,652 Portraits? 122 00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:52,318 -Of who? -Strangers. 123 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:58,789 How do your strangers feel about you stealing their lives? 124 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:00,366 Borrowing. 125 00:12:01,937 --> 00:12:03,302 Am l a stranger? 126 00:12:04,239 --> 00:12:05,934 No. You're a job. 127 00:12:07,843 --> 00:12:09,902 And you're a sloucher. Sit up. 128 00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:18,018 You didn't find it obscene? 129 00:12:18,086 --> 00:12:19,678 -What? -The book. 130 00:12:21,022 --> 00:12:23,149 l thought it was accurate. 131 00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:25,259 About what? 132 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:27,859 About sex. About love. 133 00:12:28,196 --> 00:12:29,629 ln what way? 134 00:12:30,098 --> 00:12:33,295 -You wrote it. -You read it till 4:00. 135 00:12:33,635 --> 00:12:36,695 Don't raise your eyebrows. lt makes you look smug. 136 00:12:45,013 --> 00:12:48,278 -But you did like it? -Yes, but l could go off it. 137 00:12:54,723 --> 00:12:56,054 Stand up. 138 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,161 Any criticisms? 139 00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,325 l'm not sure about the title. 140 00:13:07,402 --> 00:13:08,960 Got a better one? 141 00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:11,372 The Aquarium. 142 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,103 So you liked the filth. 143 00:13:14,442 --> 00:13:17,172 -You like aquariums. -Fish are therapeutic. 144 00:13:17,245 --> 00:13:19,611 -Hang out in aquariums, do you? -When l can. 145 00:13:19,681 --> 00:13:21,512 Good for picking up strangers? 146 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,915 Photographing strangers. 147 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:34,893 Come here. 148 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,841 You're beautiful. 149 00:14:01,523 --> 00:14:03,855 l don't kiss strange men. 150 00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:05,749 Neither do l. 151 00:15:17,098 --> 00:15:19,760 Do you and this Alice live together? 152 00:15:24,572 --> 00:15:25,903 Yes. 153 00:15:37,452 --> 00:15:38,851 Are you married? 154 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,251 Yes. 155 00:15:40,488 --> 00:15:43,082 -No. Yes. -Which? 156 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:45,086 Separated. 157 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,354 -Do you have any children? -No. 158 00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:50,421 -Would you like some? -Yes, but not today. 159 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,498 Would Alice like children? 160 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,060 She's too young. 161 00:15:57,272 --> 00:16:00,764 She works in a café near here. She's coming to meet me. 162 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:02,942 Quite soon. 163 00:16:05,613 --> 00:16:07,945 Why are you wasting her time? 164 00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:11,917 -You're judgmental. -You're devious. 165 00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:15,683 l'm not wasting her time. She's completely lovable. 166 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,588 And completely unleavable. 167 00:16:17,659 --> 00:16:21,686 And you don't want someone else getting their dirty hands on her. 168 00:16:21,796 --> 00:16:23,821 -Men are crap. -But all the same-- 169 00:16:23,898 --> 00:16:25,525 They're still crap. 170 00:16:27,302 --> 00:16:28,462 Your muse. 171 00:16:30,839 --> 00:16:33,831 -You've ruined my life. -You'll get over it. 172 00:16:42,383 --> 00:16:43,543 Dan. 173 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:47,151 Your shirt. 174 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,295 You all done? 175 00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:03,463 -How's the photographer? -Good. Professional. 176 00:17:04,472 --> 00:17:06,838 Rigorous. Beady. One of your lot. 177 00:17:06,908 --> 00:17:09,138 -What, female? -Americano. 178 00:17:13,381 --> 00:17:14,712 Come on. 179 00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:25,520 Anna? 180 00:17:30,265 --> 00:17:31,926 -Alice. -Hi. 181 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,992 -Sorry to interrupt. -No, we've just finished. 182 00:17:35,603 --> 00:17:37,628 -Would you like some tea? -No, thanks. 183 00:17:37,705 --> 00:17:40,503 l've been serving it all day. Can l use your loo? 184 00:17:40,575 --> 00:17:42,509 Sure. Just through there. 185 00:17:50,084 --> 00:17:51,381 She is beautiful. 186 00:17:51,452 --> 00:17:53,511 -l've got to see you. -No. 187 00:17:53,988 --> 00:17:55,546 What's this? Patriotism? 188 00:17:55,623 --> 00:17:57,454 -l don't want trouble. -l'm not trouble. 189 00:17:57,525 --> 00:17:58,924 You're taken. 190 00:18:01,062 --> 00:18:02,791 -l've got to see you. -Tough. 191 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,526 -You kissed me. -What are you, 1 2? 192 00:18:08,903 --> 00:18:11,201 l'm a block of ice. 193 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:16,339 Will you take my photo? 194 00:18:16,411 --> 00:18:19,107 l've never been photographed by a professional before. 195 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,774 l'd really appreciate it. l can pay you. 196 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,579 No, l'd like to. 197 00:18:24,018 --> 00:18:25,849 Only if you don't mind. 198 00:18:26,454 --> 00:18:27,648 Why should l? 199 00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:29,713 Because you'll have to go away. 200 00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:32,624 We don't want him here while we're working, do we? 201 00:18:32,794 --> 00:18:34,284 No, we don't. 202 00:18:37,298 --> 00:18:39,493 Right. l'll be in the pub on the corner. 203 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:40,795 Have fun. 204 00:18:44,038 --> 00:18:45,369 Thank you. 205 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,972 -Good luck with your exhibition. -Good luck with your book. 206 00:19:04,492 --> 00:19:06,687 So you've got an exhibition? 207 00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:08,789 Yeah. 208 00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:15,165 l read Dan's book. 209 00:19:16,271 --> 00:19:19,069 You've had quite a life. 210 00:19:20,508 --> 00:19:21,839 Thanks. 211 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,077 He said you work in a café? 212 00:19:30,218 --> 00:19:32,049 l am a waitress. 213 00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:34,116 That's a temporary thing? 214 00:19:35,089 --> 00:19:36,078 No. 215 00:19:40,161 --> 00:19:42,652 Why don't you come over here and sit? 216 00:20:00,515 --> 00:20:02,983 -You live here? -l do now. 217 00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:05,048 Because you're single? 218 00:20:05,653 --> 00:20:07,917 Who was your last boyfriend? 219 00:20:08,489 --> 00:20:09,751 My husband. 220 00:20:09,824 --> 00:20:11,416 Was he English? 221 00:20:11,826 --> 00:20:14,454 -Very. -What happened to him? 222 00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:17,657 Someone younger. 223 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,868 You've got a great face. 224 00:20:24,105 --> 00:20:25,766 Doesn't everyone? 225 00:20:27,141 --> 00:20:28,631 l suppose so. 226 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,068 l just.... 227 00:20:30,144 --> 00:20:33,079 From the book, somehow l thought you'd be less.... 228 00:20:33,548 --> 00:20:34,708 What? 229 00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:39,880 l don't know what, exactly. 230 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,395 How do you feel about him using your life? 231 00:20:57,071 --> 00:20:59,539 lt's really none of your business. 232 00:21:04,812 --> 00:21:07,246 When he let me in downstairs... 233 00:21:08,149 --> 00:21:09,810 he had this look. 234 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:14,654 l just listened to your conversation. 235 00:21:19,394 --> 00:21:21,328 l don't know what to say. 236 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,997 l'm not a thief, Alice. 237 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,134 Do you want a drink? 238 00:21:35,209 --> 00:21:37,700 l have some vodka in the fridge. We could have a drink. 239 00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:39,610 Just take my picture. 240 00:22:00,768 --> 00:22:01,826 Good. 241 00:29:19,678 --> 00:29:20,940 Anna? 242 00:29:25,117 --> 00:29:26,778 l got the coat. 243 00:29:27,553 --> 00:29:29,111 The white coat. 244 00:29:31,257 --> 00:29:32,588 So l see. 245 00:29:33,659 --> 00:29:35,991 l'm Larry. The doctor. 246 00:29:36,295 --> 00:29:37,592 Hello, Dr. Larry. 247 00:29:37,663 --> 00:29:40,598 Feel free to call me ''The Sultan.'' 248 00:29:46,438 --> 00:29:49,407 l can't believe these things actually happen. 249 00:29:49,775 --> 00:29:52,243 l thought if you showed up, you'd be an old trout. 250 00:29:52,311 --> 00:29:55,212 But you are bloody gorgeous. 251 00:29:56,181 --> 00:29:57,773 Well, thank you. 252 00:29:59,919 --> 00:30:02,717 Fish. You gotta respect them. 253 00:30:04,056 --> 00:30:05,887 -Have you? -Of course. 254 00:30:06,525 --> 00:30:09,085 We were fish. Long ago. 255 00:30:09,495 --> 00:30:11,395 Before we were apes. 256 00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:17,034 You mentioned a hotel. 257 00:30:17,536 --> 00:30:19,026 No rush. 258 00:30:20,839 --> 00:30:24,138 Actually, there is. l've got to be in surgery by 3:00. 259 00:30:24,843 --> 00:30:28,472 -Are you having an operation? -No, l'm doing one. 260 00:30:29,315 --> 00:30:32,011 -Are you really a doctor? -l said l was. 261 00:30:33,185 --> 00:30:34,846 You are Anna? 262 00:30:37,156 --> 00:30:40,614 l'm sorry. Did l photograph you? 263 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,587 Did we meet somewhere? 264 00:30:42,661 --> 00:30:46,324 Come on. Don't play games, you nymph of the Net. 265 00:30:46,765 --> 00:30:49,290 -Excuse me? -You were up for it yesterday. 266 00:30:49,368 --> 00:30:52,667 -Was l? -Yeah. ''Wear my wet knickers. 267 00:30:53,639 --> 00:30:55,470 ''Sit on my face. 268 00:30:56,508 --> 00:30:59,204 -''Cum-hungry bitch.'' -Okay. 269 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,875 Why do l feel like a pervert? 270 00:31:05,751 --> 00:31:09,278 l think you're the victim of a practical joke. 271 00:31:13,092 --> 00:31:15,686 -l am so sorry. -lt's okay. 272 00:31:19,832 --> 00:31:20,992 No. 273 00:31:22,434 --> 00:31:25,062 We spoke on the Net last night. Now you've seen me-- 274 00:31:25,137 --> 00:31:26,468 l wasn't on the Net last night. 275 00:31:26,538 --> 00:31:28,631 Where were you between 6:45 and 7:00 p.m.? 276 00:31:28,707 --> 00:31:30,299 That's really none of your business. 277 00:31:30,376 --> 00:31:33,345 -Where were you? -On the Net, talking to you. 278 00:31:34,146 --> 00:31:37,741 -Well, l was talking to someone. -Someone pretending to be me. 279 00:31:41,286 --> 00:31:43,880 l think you were talking to Daniel Woolf. 280 00:31:43,956 --> 00:31:47,016 -Who? -This guy l know. lt's him. 281 00:31:47,092 --> 00:31:49,526 -No, l was talking to a woman. -How do you know? 282 00:31:49,595 --> 00:31:52,257 Believe me, she was a woman. l got a huge.... 283 00:31:52,331 --> 00:31:55,129 She was a.... She wasn't, was she? 284 00:31:55,501 --> 00:31:56,661 No. 285 00:31:57,036 --> 00:31:58,901 What a bastard. 286 00:32:04,343 --> 00:32:06,072 How do you know him? 287 00:32:06,145 --> 00:32:10,275 l don't really know him. l took his photograph for a book he wrote. 288 00:32:10,349 --> 00:32:13,147 -l hope it sank without a trace. -lt's on its way. 289 00:32:13,218 --> 00:32:15,413 There is justice in the world. 290 00:32:15,954 --> 00:32:17,615 What's it called? 291 00:32:26,999 --> 00:32:28,432 The Aquarium. 292 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,833 What a prick! He's advertising. 293 00:32:33,872 --> 00:32:36,432 But why would he pretend to be you? 294 00:32:37,376 --> 00:32:38,866 l think he likes me. 295 00:32:38,977 --> 00:32:41,605 Funny way of showing it. Can't he send you flowers? 296 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,308 Extraordinary thing, the lnternet. 297 00:32:44,516 --> 00:32:47,280 Possibility of genuine global communication. 298 00:32:47,686 --> 00:32:49,813 The first great democratic medium. 299 00:32:49,888 --> 00:32:52,584 Absolutely. lt's the future. 300 00:32:52,991 --> 00:32:55,323 Two guys wanking in cyberspace. 301 00:32:55,728 --> 00:32:57,491 He was the wanker. 302 00:32:58,931 --> 00:33:01,263 l'll say this for him, he can write. 303 00:33:02,868 --> 00:33:04,233 ls he in love with you? 304 00:33:04,303 --> 00:33:06,533 l don't know. No. 305 00:33:07,106 --> 00:33:09,939 -Are you in love with him? -l hardly know him. 306 00:33:10,008 --> 00:33:12,169 But you're sort of interested. 307 00:33:12,311 --> 00:33:14,643 l think he's interesting. 308 00:33:14,947 --> 00:33:17,415 No, don't. l look like a criminal in photos. 309 00:33:17,483 --> 00:33:19,383 Please. lt's my birthday. 310 00:33:19,618 --> 00:33:20,744 Really? 311 00:33:21,553 --> 00:33:22,815 Really. 312 00:33:37,202 --> 00:33:38,499 Happy birthday. 313 00:33:41,673 --> 00:33:42,731 Thank you. 314 00:33:43,442 --> 00:33:46,240 This man comes into the café today and he says: 315 00:33:46,311 --> 00:33:49,405 ''Hey, waitress, what are you waiting for?'' 316 00:33:49,882 --> 00:33:51,213 Funny guy. 317 00:33:51,650 --> 00:33:55,142 So l go, ''l'm waiting for a man to come in here... 318 00:33:55,587 --> 00:33:59,114 ''and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that.'' 319 00:33:59,525 --> 00:34:01,015 What did he do? 320 00:34:01,093 --> 00:34:03,653 Asked for a cup of tea with two sugars. 321 00:34:15,207 --> 00:34:17,641 -l'm waiting for you. -To do what? 322 00:34:19,845 --> 00:34:21,176 Leave me. 323 00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:26,015 l'm not going to leave you. l totally love you. Why is this? 324 00:34:27,085 --> 00:34:30,213 Please let me come. l want to be there for you. 325 00:34:30,889 --> 00:34:33,756 -Are you ashamed of me? -Of course not. l told you... 326 00:34:33,826 --> 00:34:36,226 -l want to be alone. -Why? 327 00:34:38,363 --> 00:34:39,887 To grieve. 328 00:34:40,666 --> 00:34:42,156 To think. 329 00:34:44,736 --> 00:34:47,899 -l love you. Why won't you let me? -lt's only a weekend. 330 00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:50,437 Why won't you let me love you? 331 00:34:54,012 --> 00:34:55,343 Buster. 332 00:35:01,286 --> 00:35:03,151 Let's go to this thing... 333 00:35:03,355 --> 00:35:06,085 then l'll get my train. l'll be away one night. 334 00:35:06,425 --> 00:35:09,087 l'll be back before you know it, okay? 335 00:35:38,891 --> 00:35:41,121 Do these people pay you? Or do you pay them? 336 00:36:07,419 --> 00:36:08,750 Like it? 337 00:36:11,523 --> 00:36:12,854 No. 338 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,019 What were you so sad about? 339 00:36:17,963 --> 00:36:20,329 -Life. -What's that, then? 340 00:36:23,635 --> 00:36:26,536 So what do you reckon, in general? 341 00:36:26,905 --> 00:36:28,702 You want to talk about art? 342 00:36:28,774 --> 00:36:32,175 l know it's vulgar to discuss The Work at an opening of The Work... 343 00:36:32,244 --> 00:36:34,371 but someone's got to do it. 344 00:36:36,381 --> 00:36:38,849 l'm serious. What do you think? 345 00:36:40,052 --> 00:36:41,542 lt's a lie. 346 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:45,849 lt's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully... 347 00:36:46,325 --> 00:36:50,659 and all the glittering assholes who appreciate art... 348 00:36:50,963 --> 00:36:54,455 say it's beautiful because that's what they want to see. 349 00:36:54,533 --> 00:36:57,024 But the people in the photos are sad... 350 00:36:57,903 --> 00:36:59,268 and alone. 351 00:36:59,338 --> 00:37:03,001 But the pictures make the world seem beautiful... 352 00:37:03,075 --> 00:37:07,478 so the exhibition's reassuring, which makes it a lie. 353 00:37:08,013 --> 00:37:10,675 And everyone loves a big, fat lie. 354 00:37:11,116 --> 00:37:14,677 -l'm the big, fat liar's boyfriend. -Bastard. 355 00:37:14,753 --> 00:37:16,721 -Larry. -Alice. 356 00:37:19,825 --> 00:37:21,486 So you're Anna's boyfriend. 357 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,425 A princess can kiss a toad. 358 00:37:23,495 --> 00:37:24,587 -Frog. -Toad. 359 00:37:24,663 --> 00:37:27,826 -Frog. -Toad, frog, lobster. They're all the same. 360 00:37:29,201 --> 00:37:31,692 So how long have you been seeing her? 361 00:37:31,770 --> 00:37:34,500 Four months. We're in the first flush. 362 00:37:35,207 --> 00:37:38,870 lt's paradise. All my nasty habits amuse her. 363 00:37:39,177 --> 00:37:41,407 -You shouldn't smoke. -Fuck off. 364 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,040 l'm a doctor. l'm supposed to say things like that. 365 00:37:44,116 --> 00:37:46,016 -You want one? -No. 366 00:37:46,818 --> 00:37:48,479 Yes. No. 367 00:37:48,854 --> 00:37:50,549 Fuck it, yes. 368 00:37:51,323 --> 00:37:52,654 No. 369 00:37:54,159 --> 00:37:55,649 l've given up. 370 00:37:57,996 --> 00:38:00,897 Anna tells me your bloke wrote a book. 371 00:38:00,966 --> 00:38:03,662 -Any good? -Of course. 372 00:38:04,269 --> 00:38:06,260 lt's about you, isn't it? 373 00:38:06,772 --> 00:38:09,935 -Some of me. -Oh? What did he leave out? 374 00:38:11,243 --> 00:38:12,904 The truth. 375 00:38:13,845 --> 00:38:15,540 ls he here, your bloke? 376 00:38:15,614 --> 00:38:18,708 Yeah, he's over there talking to your bird. 377 00:38:22,254 --> 00:38:24,154 My boyfriend's here. 378 00:38:25,157 --> 00:38:26,818 He's here? Where? 379 00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:29,820 There. 380 00:38:30,829 --> 00:38:32,160 With Alice? 381 00:38:32,631 --> 00:38:34,792 l believe you're acquainted. 382 00:38:39,104 --> 00:38:41,902 -l've never seen him before. -No. 383 00:38:43,075 --> 00:38:44,474 But you've spoken. 384 00:38:44,810 --> 00:38:46,801 Well, conversed. 385 00:38:47,679 --> 00:38:50,239 -Corresponded. -l wrote to him? 386 00:38:51,016 --> 00:38:55,077 On the Net. You sent him to the aquarium. l happened to be there. 387 00:38:55,821 --> 00:38:57,618 Nice work, Cupid. 388 00:39:01,493 --> 00:39:04,360 -We need to talk about this. -No, we don't. 389 00:39:04,496 --> 00:39:06,054 He's very pretty. 390 00:39:07,099 --> 00:39:09,761 She is very tall. 391 00:39:14,806 --> 00:39:16,740 So you're a stripper? 392 00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:18,702 Yeah. 393 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:20,604 And? 394 00:39:43,502 --> 00:39:45,163 You take care, now. 395 00:39:45,537 --> 00:39:46,834 l will. 396 00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:48,672 You, too. 397 00:39:57,082 --> 00:39:59,573 That's the way it should be. 398 00:40:03,221 --> 00:40:04,711 He's very funny. 399 00:40:09,794 --> 00:40:11,728 Excuse me. Nice to meet you. 400 00:40:18,803 --> 00:40:21,271 -Pleased with the success? -Yes, absolutely. 401 00:40:22,107 --> 00:40:24,098 Yours was the best. 402 00:40:24,576 --> 00:40:26,601 You were the belle of the bullshit. 403 00:40:26,678 --> 00:40:28,373 Who were those awful people? 404 00:40:28,446 --> 00:40:31,540 -Where do they come from? -Why should we care? 405 00:40:35,687 --> 00:40:39,123 -You get this one. You'll miss your train. -l'll be fine. 406 00:40:39,658 --> 00:40:41,148 Come on, it's cold. 407 00:40:47,666 --> 00:40:49,497 l'll see you on Sunday. 408 00:40:54,839 --> 00:40:56,329 Where to, love? 409 00:41:00,512 --> 00:41:01,672 Taxi! 410 00:41:12,824 --> 00:41:13,984 Sorry. 411 00:41:14,326 --> 00:41:16,988 Why don't you make up your bleeding mind? 412 00:41:22,601 --> 00:41:25,434 Thank you so much. l appreciate your coming. 413 00:41:25,503 --> 00:41:27,767 l'll call you tomorrow. See you next week. 414 00:41:27,839 --> 00:41:29,773 -Thanks. -Thanks very much. 415 00:41:33,178 --> 00:41:35,510 -l thought you'd gone. -l forgot this. 416 00:41:37,682 --> 00:41:41,618 So he's a dermatologist. Can you get more boring than that? 417 00:41:41,686 --> 00:41:44,655 -Obituarist? -Failed novelist, please. 418 00:41:45,490 --> 00:41:47,253 l was sorry about your book. 419 00:41:47,325 --> 00:41:49,486 Thanks. l blame the title. 420 00:41:49,794 --> 00:41:52,991 So we pull out our Christmas crackers with those appalling jokes. 421 00:41:53,064 --> 00:41:55,760 My guy says, ''Hang on. These are second-rate jokes. 422 00:41:55,834 --> 00:41:59,326 ''l've got a first-rate joke. Sit back and take notice.'' 423 00:41:59,404 --> 00:42:02,202 So we go, ''Okay, what's the joke?'' And he says: 424 00:42:02,474 --> 00:42:04,237 ''lt's based on A Christmas Carol... 425 00:42:04,309 --> 00:42:06,675 ''which is why it seems so relevant on Christmas Day.'' 426 00:42:06,745 --> 00:42:09,111 l haven't even seen you for a year. 427 00:42:09,180 --> 00:42:10,306 Yes, you have. 428 00:42:10,382 --> 00:42:12,782 Only because you stalk me outside my studio. 429 00:42:12,851 --> 00:42:14,910 l don't stalk. l lurk. 430 00:42:14,986 --> 00:42:17,181 And when l'm not there you look for me. 431 00:42:17,255 --> 00:42:20,747 -How do you know if you're not there? -Because l am there... 432 00:42:21,426 --> 00:42:23,121 lurking from a distance. 433 00:42:31,803 --> 00:42:33,134 Look at me. 434 00:42:33,872 --> 00:42:36,033 Tell me you're not in love with me. 435 00:42:36,808 --> 00:42:38,969 l'm not in love with you. 436 00:42:41,613 --> 00:42:43,274 You just lied. 437 00:42:49,654 --> 00:42:52,248 l'm your stranger. Jump. 438 00:43:20,618 --> 00:43:23,382 -Hello, stranger. -Hello. 439 00:43:24,055 --> 00:43:26,046 lntense conversation? 440 00:43:28,426 --> 00:43:30,257 His father died. 441 00:43:31,363 --> 00:43:32,853 Were you spying? 442 00:43:32,931 --> 00:43:34,796 Lovingly observing... 443 00:43:35,066 --> 00:43:36,624 with a telescope. 444 00:43:38,937 --> 00:43:40,996 He's taller than in his photo. 445 00:43:41,606 --> 00:43:43,437 His photo's a headshot. 446 00:43:43,508 --> 00:43:45,100 Yeah, l know. 447 00:43:45,176 --> 00:43:49,112 But his head implied a short body, when, in fact, his head is deceptive. 448 00:43:49,314 --> 00:43:50,338 Deceptive? 449 00:43:50,415 --> 00:43:53,816 He's actually got a long body. He's a stringy fucker. 450 00:43:54,953 --> 00:43:56,511 l could have him. 451 00:43:57,489 --> 00:44:00,981 -What? -lf it came to it, in a scrap, l could have him. 452 00:44:02,427 --> 00:44:04,861 Did you tell him we call him Cupid? 453 00:44:05,563 --> 00:44:08,327 No, that's our joke. 454 00:44:10,268 --> 00:44:12,532 l had a chat with young Alice. 455 00:44:12,604 --> 00:44:14,333 -Fancy her? -Of course. 456 00:44:14,439 --> 00:44:16,168 -Not as much as you. -Why not? 457 00:44:16,241 --> 00:44:18,209 You're a woman. She's a girl. 458 00:44:18,276 --> 00:44:21,768 She has the moronic beauty of youth, but she's sly. 459 00:44:22,013 --> 00:44:25,505 -She seems open to me. -That's how she wants to seem. 460 00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:29,110 You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival. 461 00:44:29,187 --> 00:44:31,018 -Am l, now? -Yes. 462 00:44:31,089 --> 00:44:35,025 You seem more like the cat that got the cream. Stop licking yourself. 463 00:44:40,665 --> 00:44:43,828 That's the nastiest thing you've ever said to me. 464 00:44:47,338 --> 00:44:48,930 That's horrible. 465 00:44:49,174 --> 00:44:50,641 l'm sorry. 466 00:44:52,010 --> 00:44:53,671 l'm so sorry. 467 00:45:41,893 --> 00:45:44,760 -Where have you been? -Work thing. 468 00:45:45,830 --> 00:45:48,822 Had a drink with Harry. You never have one drink with Harry. 469 00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:51,869 -You know he's in love with you. -No, he's not. 470 00:45:52,871 --> 00:45:54,168 ls he? 471 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,735 Did you eat? 472 00:45:58,009 --> 00:46:00,239 l'll make you something. 473 00:46:01,112 --> 00:46:02,773 l'm not hungry. 474 00:46:24,836 --> 00:46:25,894 What? 475 00:46:29,607 --> 00:46:31,097 This will hurt. 476 00:46:32,110 --> 00:46:33,839 l've been with Anna. 477 00:46:34,679 --> 00:46:36,374 l'm in love with her. 478 00:46:37,415 --> 00:46:40,043 We've been seeing each other for a year. 479 00:46:40,385 --> 00:46:42,353 lt began at her opening. 480 00:46:58,503 --> 00:47:00,664 -Have a nice one. -Cheers, guvnor. 481 00:47:23,394 --> 00:47:24,725 Don't move. 482 00:47:25,730 --> 00:47:27,789 l want to remember this moment forever. 483 00:47:27,865 --> 00:47:31,198 First time l walked through the door, returning from a business trip... 484 00:47:31,269 --> 00:47:34,067 to be greeted by my wife. 485 00:47:34,539 --> 00:47:37,235 l have, in this moment, become an adult. 486 00:47:37,508 --> 00:47:40,068 Thanks for waiting up, you darling. 487 00:47:41,846 --> 00:47:43,507 You goddess. 488 00:47:47,752 --> 00:47:49,344 l missed you. 489 00:47:49,754 --> 00:47:51,449 How about some tea? 490 00:47:51,823 --> 00:47:53,814 Jesus, l'm knackered! 491 00:47:53,891 --> 00:47:55,916 -Didn't you sleep on the plane? -No... 492 00:47:55,994 --> 00:48:00,055 because the permed German next to me was snoring like a Messerschmitt. 493 00:48:00,131 --> 00:48:02,531 -What's the time? -About midnight. 494 00:48:02,667 --> 00:48:05,101 Time. What a tricky little fucker. 495 00:48:05,837 --> 00:48:09,170 My head's in two places. My brain actually hurts. 496 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:12,232 -Do you want some food? -No, l need a bath. 497 00:48:12,677 --> 00:48:15,805 -l'll run it for you. -No, l'll have a shower. 498 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:17,511 You okay? 499 00:48:18,249 --> 00:48:19,648 How was the thing? 500 00:48:19,717 --> 00:48:22,880 As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot. 501 00:48:23,788 --> 00:48:25,380 How was the hotel? 502 00:48:25,723 --> 00:48:29,352 Someone told me that the beautiful people of the Paranoid Hotel... 503 00:48:29,427 --> 00:48:33,363 the concierge, the bellboys and girls.... Did you know this? 504 00:48:33,665 --> 00:48:36,463 -They're all whores. -Everybody knows that. 505 00:48:37,135 --> 00:48:38,295 l didn't. 506 00:48:40,905 --> 00:48:43,897 l don't suppose you'd fancy a friendly poke. 507 00:48:44,342 --> 00:48:46,003 l just had a bath. 508 00:48:47,545 --> 00:48:48,876 Right. 509 00:48:49,514 --> 00:48:52,449 l'll see to myself, then, in the Elle Decoration bathroom. 510 00:48:52,517 --> 00:48:56,044 -You chose that bathroom. -And every time l wash in it l feel dirty. 511 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,554 lt's cleaner than l am. lt's got attitude. 512 00:48:58,623 --> 00:49:00,591 The mirror says, ''Who the fuck are you?'' 513 00:49:00,658 --> 00:49:03,320 -You chose it. -Doesn't mean l like it. 514 00:49:03,494 --> 00:49:05,359 We shouldn't have this. 515 00:49:05,430 --> 00:49:07,261 l hear middle-class guilt. 516 00:49:07,331 --> 00:49:11,267 Working-class guilt. Why are you dressed if you just had a bath? 517 00:49:12,837 --> 00:49:14,532 We needed some milk. 518 00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:16,868 You okay? 519 00:49:17,909 --> 00:49:19,638 -You? -Yeah. 520 00:49:23,881 --> 00:49:25,212 l'm going. 521 00:49:25,550 --> 00:49:27,882 -l'm sorry. -lrrelevant. 522 00:49:29,087 --> 00:49:30,918 What are you sorry for? 523 00:49:31,222 --> 00:49:32,712 Everything. 524 00:49:32,924 --> 00:49:35,916 -Why didn't you tell me before? -Cowardice. 525 00:49:37,795 --> 00:49:39,592 ls it because she's successful? 526 00:49:39,664 --> 00:49:42,827 No, it's because she doesn't need me. 527 00:49:46,270 --> 00:49:47,931 Did you bring her here? 528 00:49:50,341 --> 00:49:51,330 Yes. 529 00:49:55,279 --> 00:49:58,373 -Didn't she get married? -She stopped seeing me. 530 00:49:58,950 --> 00:50:01,043 ls that when we went to the country? 531 00:50:01,119 --> 00:50:03,781 To celebrate our third anniversary? 532 00:50:05,490 --> 00:50:08,618 Did you phone her? Beg her to come back? 533 00:50:09,193 --> 00:50:11,855 -When you went for your long, lonely walks? -Yes. 534 00:50:11,929 --> 00:50:13,294 You're a piece of shit. 535 00:50:13,364 --> 00:50:16,390 Deception is brutal. l'm not pretending otherwise. 536 00:50:16,467 --> 00:50:17,627 How? 537 00:50:17,935 --> 00:50:19,425 How does it work? 538 00:50:20,938 --> 00:50:23,099 How do you do this to someone? 539 00:50:24,876 --> 00:50:26,537 Not good enough. 540 00:50:27,845 --> 00:50:31,212 -l fell in love with her, Alice. -As if you had no choice? 541 00:50:31,282 --> 00:50:33,216 There's a moment. There's always a moment. 542 00:50:33,284 --> 00:50:36,447 ''l can do this, l can give in to this, or l can resist it.'' 543 00:50:36,521 --> 00:50:40,514 And l don't know when your moment was, but l bet you there was one. 544 00:50:40,591 --> 00:50:42,024 l'm going. 545 00:50:44,796 --> 00:50:47,230 -lt's not safe out there. -And it's safe in here? 546 00:50:47,298 --> 00:50:49,163 What about your things? 547 00:50:49,433 --> 00:50:52,163 -l don't need things. -Where will you go? 548 00:50:52,436 --> 00:50:53,767 Disappear. 549 00:50:56,607 --> 00:50:59,440 The Sultan has returned bearing gifts. 550 00:51:02,446 --> 00:51:03,777 Thank you. 551 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,485 They're beautiful. 552 00:51:10,555 --> 00:51:13,456 Here's a thing. Alice was at the hotel. 553 00:51:14,225 --> 00:51:15,214 What? 554 00:51:15,359 --> 00:51:18,157 They sell these arty postcards in the lobby. 555 00:51:18,429 --> 00:51:20,863 l bought one to boost your sales. 556 00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:25,762 ''Young Woman, London.'' 557 00:51:27,205 --> 00:51:32,006 And l checked for your book in The Museum of Modern Art. lt was there. 558 00:51:32,977 --> 00:51:34,672 Someone bought one. 559 00:51:34,879 --> 00:51:37,541 This guy with a ridiculous little beard. 560 00:51:37,615 --> 00:51:42,279 He was drooling over your photo on the inside cover. He fancied you, the geek. 561 00:51:42,486 --> 00:51:45,649 l was so proud of you. You've broken New York. 562 00:51:46,324 --> 00:51:47,814 You're wonderful. 563 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,791 Don't ever forget it. 564 00:51:54,699 --> 00:51:56,530 Can l still see you? 565 00:52:01,038 --> 00:52:04,007 Dan, can l still see you? Answer me. 566 00:52:04,075 --> 00:52:06,805 l can't see you. lf l see you, l'll never leave you. 567 00:52:06,878 --> 00:52:10,279 -What will you do if l find someone else? -Be jealous. 568 00:52:12,149 --> 00:52:14,140 You still fancy me? 569 00:52:15,052 --> 00:52:16,383 Of course. 570 00:52:17,321 --> 00:52:18,618 You're lying. 571 00:52:19,891 --> 00:52:21,449 l've been you. 572 00:52:24,562 --> 00:52:26,223 Will you hold me? 573 00:52:32,103 --> 00:52:35,630 -l amuse you, but l bore you. -No. 574 00:52:37,041 --> 00:52:38,906 You did love me? 575 00:52:39,810 --> 00:52:42,472 l'll always love you. l hate hurting you. 576 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,238 Then why are you? 577 00:52:45,483 --> 00:52:47,417 'Cause l'm selfish. 578 00:52:47,885 --> 00:52:51,116 -And l think l'll be happier with her. -You won't. 579 00:52:51,789 --> 00:52:53,620 You'll miss me. 580 00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:57,389 No one will ever love you as much as l do. 581 00:52:58,696 --> 00:53:00,857 Why isn't love enough? 582 00:53:02,266 --> 00:53:05,929 l'm the one who leaves. l'm supposed to leave you. 583 00:53:20,952 --> 00:53:23,011 Make some tea, buster. 584 00:54:14,038 --> 00:54:15,733 Why are you dressed? 585 00:54:19,176 --> 00:54:21,542 Because l think you might be about to leave me... 586 00:54:21,612 --> 00:54:24,672 and l didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown. 587 00:54:27,585 --> 00:54:29,917 l slept with someone in New York. 588 00:54:31,155 --> 00:54:32,486 A whore. 589 00:54:33,824 --> 00:54:35,121 l'm sorry. 590 00:54:39,497 --> 00:54:41,328 Why did you tell me? 591 00:54:42,266 --> 00:54:45,064 -l couldn't lie to you. -Why not? 592 00:54:46,404 --> 00:54:48,065 Because l love you. 593 00:55:03,821 --> 00:55:05,152 lt's fine. 594 00:55:06,023 --> 00:55:08,014 Really? Why? 595 00:55:13,097 --> 00:55:14,792 Something's wrong. 596 00:55:19,236 --> 00:55:20,567 Tell me. 597 00:55:24,075 --> 00:55:25,906 Are you leaving me? 598 00:55:30,314 --> 00:55:31,975 Because of this? 599 00:55:34,652 --> 00:55:35,812 Why? 600 00:55:37,922 --> 00:55:39,253 Dan. 601 00:55:41,325 --> 00:55:42,622 Cupid? 602 00:55:44,462 --> 00:55:46,054 He's our joke. 603 00:55:47,031 --> 00:55:48,362 l love him. 604 00:55:49,767 --> 00:55:51,701 You're seeing him now? 605 00:55:54,071 --> 00:55:55,663 Since when? 606 00:56:01,212 --> 00:56:04,045 Since my opening last year. 607 00:56:05,416 --> 00:56:06,974 l'm disgusting. 608 00:56:09,653 --> 00:56:11,245 You're phenomenal. 609 00:56:12,857 --> 00:56:14,518 You're so clever. 610 00:56:16,927 --> 00:56:18,690 Why did you marry me? 611 00:56:20,397 --> 00:56:22,888 l stopped seeing him. l wanted us to work. 612 00:56:22,967 --> 00:56:25,959 -Why did you tell me you wanted children? -Because l did. 613 00:56:26,036 --> 00:56:28,869 -And now you want children with him? -Yes. 614 00:56:31,008 --> 00:56:32,566 l don't know. 615 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,604 But we're happy... 616 00:56:38,816 --> 00:56:40,147 aren't we? 617 00:56:45,422 --> 00:56:48,084 -You're gonna go live with him? -You stay here if you want. 618 00:56:48,159 --> 00:56:50,753 l don't give a fuck about the spoils. 619 00:56:52,163 --> 00:56:55,860 You did this to me the day we met. You let me hang myself for your amusement. 620 00:56:55,933 --> 00:56:58,424 Why didn't you just tell me when l walked in the door? 621 00:56:58,502 --> 00:57:01,665 -l was scared. -You're a coward, you spoilt bitch. 622 00:57:03,807 --> 00:57:07,004 Are you dressed because you thought l might hit you? 623 00:57:09,613 --> 00:57:11,205 What do you think l am? 624 00:57:11,282 --> 00:57:13,682 -l've been hit before. -Not by me. 625 00:57:16,387 --> 00:57:18,116 ls he a good fuck? 626 00:57:19,623 --> 00:57:21,147 Don't do this. 627 00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:23,616 Just answer the question. 628 00:57:23,861 --> 00:57:25,522 ls he good? 629 00:57:25,863 --> 00:57:27,194 Yes. 630 00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:31,292 Better than me? 631 00:57:31,635 --> 00:57:33,694 -Different. -Better? 632 00:57:36,407 --> 00:57:38,739 -Gentler. -What does that mean? 633 00:57:39,610 --> 00:57:41,703 -You know what it means. -Tell me. 634 00:57:41,779 --> 00:57:43,337 -No. -l treat you like a whore? 635 00:57:43,414 --> 00:57:45,644 -Sometimes. -Why would that be? 636 00:57:46,684 --> 00:57:49,084 -l'm sorry, you're-- -Don't say it. 637 00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,947 Don't you fucking say: 638 00:57:51,021 --> 00:57:53,819 ''You're too good for me.'' l am, but don't say it. 639 00:57:53,891 --> 00:57:56,553 You're making the mistake of your life. 640 00:57:58,362 --> 00:58:01,854 You're leaving me because you believe that you don't deserve happiness... 641 00:58:01,932 --> 00:58:03,524 but you do, Anna. 642 00:58:06,470 --> 00:58:09,496 Did you have a bath because you had sex with him? 643 00:58:10,241 --> 00:58:12,368 So you wouldn't smell of him? 644 00:58:13,777 --> 00:58:15,938 So you'd feel less guilty? 645 00:58:17,114 --> 00:58:18,706 How do you feel? 646 00:58:19,383 --> 00:58:20,873 Guilty. 647 00:58:22,353 --> 00:58:24,184 Did you ever love me? 648 00:58:25,055 --> 00:58:26,215 Yes. 649 00:58:58,822 --> 00:59:00,653 Did you do it here? 650 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,120 No. 651 00:59:04,561 --> 00:59:05,892 Why not? 652 00:59:08,365 --> 00:59:10,128 Do you wish we did? 653 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,997 Just tell me the truth. 654 00:59:13,904 --> 00:59:15,735 Yes, we did it here. 655 00:59:18,742 --> 00:59:19,902 Where? 656 00:59:24,948 --> 00:59:26,108 There. 657 00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:29,983 On this? 658 00:59:34,191 --> 00:59:36,489 We had our first fuck on this. 659 00:59:37,294 --> 00:59:38,989 Did you think of me? 660 00:59:41,832 --> 00:59:43,163 When? 661 00:59:46,236 --> 00:59:48,136 When did you do it here? 662 00:59:48,472 --> 00:59:50,997 -Answer the question! -This evening. 663 00:59:55,813 --> 00:59:57,246 Did you come? 664 00:59:59,450 --> 01:00:02,510 -Why are you doing this? -'Cause l want to know. 665 01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:05,917 -Yes, l came. -How many times? 666 01:00:05,989 --> 01:00:07,854 -Twice. -How? 667 01:00:08,392 --> 01:00:11,987 -First he went down on me, then we fucked. -Who was where? 668 01:00:12,062 --> 01:00:14,997 l was on top, then he fucked me from behind. 669 01:00:15,065 --> 01:00:17,932 -That's when you came the second time? -God. 670 01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:22,502 -Why is the sex so important? -Because l'm a fucking caveman! 671 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,133 Did you touch yourself while he fucked you? 672 01:00:25,509 --> 01:00:27,033 -You wank for him? -Sometimes. 673 01:00:27,111 --> 01:00:28,976 -And he does? -We do everything... 674 01:00:29,046 --> 01:00:31,776 -that people who have sex do. -You enjoy sucking him off? 675 01:00:31,849 --> 01:00:33,077 -You like his cock? -l love it. 676 01:00:33,150 --> 01:00:34,674 -Like him coming in your face? -Yes! 677 01:00:34,752 --> 01:00:37,220 -What does it taste like? -Like you, but sweeter. 678 01:00:37,287 --> 01:00:40,745 That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. 679 01:00:40,824 --> 01:00:42,792 Now fuck off and die... 680 01:00:43,761 --> 01:00:45,626 you fucked-up slag. 681 01:02:09,012 --> 01:02:10,604 l love you. 682 01:02:12,449 --> 01:02:13,939 Thank you. 683 01:02:16,286 --> 01:02:19,778 -What's this room called? -The Paradise Suite. 684 01:02:20,057 --> 01:02:22,992 -How many Paradise Suites are there? -Eight. 685 01:02:28,799 --> 01:02:30,460 Do l have to pay you to talk to me? 686 01:02:30,534 --> 01:02:33,435 No. But if you want to tip me, you're welcome. 687 01:02:38,609 --> 01:02:39,906 Thank you. 688 01:02:41,044 --> 01:02:44,707 l used to come here a million years ago. lt was a punk club. 689 01:02:44,915 --> 01:02:46,780 The stage was.... 690 01:02:50,087 --> 01:02:52,749 Everything is a version of something else. 691 01:02:53,056 --> 01:02:54,683 Twenty years ago. 692 01:02:55,058 --> 01:02:56,423 How old were you? 693 01:02:56,527 --> 01:02:58,358 -Four. -Christ. 694 01:02:58,562 --> 01:03:02,658 -When l was in flares, you were in nappies. -My nappies were flared. 695 01:03:02,733 --> 01:03:05,327 -You have the face of an angel. -Thank you. 696 01:03:05,402 --> 01:03:07,632 What does your cunt taste like? 697 01:03:07,938 --> 01:03:09,269 Heaven. 698 01:03:13,377 --> 01:03:14,935 How long have you been doing this? 699 01:03:15,012 --> 01:03:17,708 -Three months. -Straight after he left you? 700 01:03:18,248 --> 01:03:19,977 No one left me. 701 01:03:21,718 --> 01:03:24,016 -Nice wig. -Thank you. 702 01:03:24,955 --> 01:03:27,014 Does all this turn you on? 703 01:03:27,124 --> 01:03:28,421 -Sometimes. -Liar. 704 01:03:28,492 --> 01:03:31,518 You're telling me that 'cause you think it's what l want to hear. 705 01:03:31,595 --> 01:03:33,495 You think l'm turned on by it turning you on. 706 01:03:33,564 --> 01:03:37,864 The thought of me creaming myself when l strip for strangers doesn't turn you on? 707 01:03:37,935 --> 01:03:39,926 Put like that, yes. 708 01:03:43,206 --> 01:03:45,834 -Are you flirting with me? -Maybe. 709 01:03:46,843 --> 01:03:49,004 -Are you allowed to flirt with me? -Sure. 710 01:03:49,079 --> 01:03:51,639 -Really? -No, l'm not. l'm breaking all the rules. 711 01:03:51,715 --> 01:03:54,309 -You're mocking me. -Yes, l'm allowed to flirt. 712 01:03:54,384 --> 01:03:55,681 To prize my money from me. 713 01:03:55,752 --> 01:03:58,915 To prize your money from you, l may do or say as l please. 714 01:03:58,989 --> 01:04:00,854 -Except touch. -We're not allowed to touch. 715 01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:02,255 Open your legs. 716 01:04:03,026 --> 01:04:04,254 Wider. 717 01:04:14,671 --> 01:04:16,002 Show me. 718 01:04:21,345 --> 01:04:23,472 So what would happen if l touched you now? 719 01:04:23,547 --> 01:04:25,708 -l'd call security. -What would they do? 720 01:04:25,782 --> 01:04:28,307 They would ask you to leave and not to come back. 721 01:04:28,385 --> 01:04:30,853 -And if l refused to leave? -They would remove you. 722 01:04:30,921 --> 01:04:33,651 Those are security cameras in the ceiling. 723 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,690 l think it's best l don't attempt to touch you. 724 01:04:39,930 --> 01:04:43,161 l'd like to touch you. Later. 725 01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:45,700 -l'm not a whore. -l wouldn't pay. 726 01:04:47,471 --> 01:04:49,735 Why the fuck did he leave you? 727 01:04:49,940 --> 01:04:52,636 -What's your job? -A question. You asked me a question. 728 01:04:52,709 --> 01:04:54,438 -So? -lt's a chink in your armor. 729 01:04:54,511 --> 01:04:56,945 -l'm not wearing armor. -Yes, you are. 730 01:04:57,014 --> 01:04:59,847 -Why are you calling yourself Jane? -Because it's my name. 731 01:04:59,916 --> 01:05:01,781 We both know it isn't. 732 01:05:03,086 --> 01:05:05,054 You're all protecting your identities. 733 01:05:05,122 --> 01:05:08,785 There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus. What's her real name? 734 01:05:08,859 --> 01:05:11,327 -Pluto. -You're cheeky. 735 01:05:11,428 --> 01:05:14,329 -Would you like me to stop being cheeky? -No. 736 01:05:15,232 --> 01:05:16,756 What's your name? 737 01:05:18,235 --> 01:05:19,361 Daniel. 738 01:05:20,671 --> 01:05:22,332 Daniel the dermatologist. 739 01:05:22,406 --> 01:05:24,738 -l never told you my job. -l guessed. 740 01:05:25,075 --> 01:05:26,633 You're strong. 741 01:05:27,210 --> 01:05:30,805 There's another one out there. Judging by the scars, a patient of Dr. Tit. 742 01:05:30,881 --> 01:05:33,577 Calls herself Cupid. Who's gonna tell her he was a bloke? 743 01:05:33,650 --> 01:05:37,916 -He wasn't a bloke. He was a little boy. -l want you to tell me your name. 744 01:05:43,226 --> 01:05:44,454 Please. 745 01:05:45,762 --> 01:05:48,560 Thank you. My name is Jane. 746 01:05:49,332 --> 01:05:50,697 Your real name. 747 01:05:52,402 --> 01:05:53,733 Thank you. 748 01:05:54,404 --> 01:05:57,134 -My real name is Jane. -Careful. 749 01:06:00,811 --> 01:06:03,473 Thank you. Still Jane. 750 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,739 l've got about another £500 here. 751 01:06:05,816 --> 01:06:10,753 Why don't l just give you all this money and you tell me what your real name is... 752 01:06:11,588 --> 01:06:12,782 Alice? 753 01:06:13,490 --> 01:06:14,957 l promise. 754 01:06:16,393 --> 01:06:17,724 Thank you. 755 01:06:18,962 --> 01:06:20,554 My real name... 756 01:06:20,731 --> 01:06:23,427 is plain Jane Jones. 757 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,297 l may be rich, but l'm not stupid. 758 01:06:25,368 --> 01:06:27,632 What a shame, Doc. l love them rich and stupid. 759 01:06:27,704 --> 01:06:29,865 Don't you fuck around with me. 760 01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:32,500 -l apologize. -Accepted. 761 01:06:33,076 --> 01:06:36,512 All the girls in this hellhole, the pneumatic robots... 762 01:06:36,580 --> 01:06:39,071 the coked-up baby dolls, and you're no different. 763 01:06:39,182 --> 01:06:42,242 You all use stage names to con yourselves you're someone else... 764 01:06:42,319 --> 01:06:45,777 so you don't feel ashamed showing your cunts and assholes to strangers. 765 01:06:45,856 --> 01:06:47,323 l'm trying to have a conversation. 766 01:06:47,390 --> 01:06:49,255 -You're out of cash. -l paid for this room. 767 01:06:49,326 --> 01:06:50,384 This is extra. 768 01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:52,018 -We met last year. -Wrong girl. 769 01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:53,426 Talk to me! 770 01:06:54,064 --> 01:06:56,624 -l am. -Talk to me in real life. 771 01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:00,236 l didn't know you'd be here. l know who you are. 772 01:07:01,505 --> 01:07:02,904 l love you. 773 01:07:04,407 --> 01:07:06,932 l love everything about you that hurts. 774 01:07:19,923 --> 01:07:21,891 She won't even see me. 775 01:07:23,226 --> 01:07:26,992 -You feel the same. l know it. -You can't cry in here. 776 01:07:27,898 --> 01:07:31,334 -Hold me. Let me hold you. -We're not allowed to touch. 777 01:07:32,435 --> 01:07:35,268 Come home with me. lt's safe. Let me look after you. 778 01:07:35,338 --> 01:07:38,068 -l don't need looking after. -Everyone needs looking after. 779 01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:40,109 l'm not your revenge fuck. 780 01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:42,873 -l'll pay you. -l don't need your money. 781 01:07:42,946 --> 01:07:44,208 -You have my money. -Thank you. 782 01:07:44,281 --> 01:07:47,808 -''Thank you.'' ls that some kind of rule? -Just being polite. 783 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,553 Do you get a lot of grown men crying their guts out here? 784 01:07:53,623 --> 01:07:55,591 Occupational hazard. 785 01:07:55,692 --> 01:07:58,126 Have you ever desired a customer? 786 01:07:59,563 --> 01:08:00,825 Yes. 787 01:08:00,897 --> 01:08:03,092 Then put me out of my misery. Do you desire me? 788 01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:05,760 Because l'm being pretty honest about my feelings for you. 789 01:08:05,836 --> 01:08:08,066 -Your feelings? -Whatever. 790 01:08:08,405 --> 01:08:10,305 No, l don't desire you. 791 01:08:11,575 --> 01:08:12,940 Thank you. 792 01:08:13,877 --> 01:08:16,641 Thank you sincerely for your honesty. 793 01:08:24,721 --> 01:08:27,281 You think you haven't give us anything of yourselves? 794 01:08:27,357 --> 01:08:30,087 Do you think because you don't love us or desire us... 795 01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:32,754 or even like us, you think you've won? 796 01:08:32,829 --> 01:08:34,319 lt's not a war. 797 01:08:40,570 --> 01:08:42,868 lf l asked you to strip right now, would you? 798 01:08:42,939 --> 01:08:45,601 -Of course. Do you want me to? -No. 799 01:08:47,244 --> 01:08:50,304 Alice, tell me something true. 800 01:08:51,248 --> 01:08:55,344 Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off... 801 01:08:55,919 --> 01:08:58,080 but it's better if you do. 802 01:08:59,856 --> 01:09:01,255 You're cold. 803 01:09:01,892 --> 01:09:03,917 You're all cold at heart. 804 01:09:05,729 --> 01:09:08,789 What do you have to do to get a bit of intimacy around here? 805 01:09:08,865 --> 01:09:11,925 Maybe next time l'll have worked on my intimacy. 806 01:09:12,335 --> 01:09:16,499 No, l'll tell you what's gonna work. You're gonna take your gear off right now. 807 01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:21,033 You're gonna turn around very slowly, and you're gonna bend over... 808 01:09:21,611 --> 01:09:25,877 and you're gonna touch the fucking floor for my viewing pleasure. 809 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:28,684 ls that what you want? 810 01:09:30,086 --> 01:09:31,986 What else could l want? 811 01:10:39,055 --> 01:10:40,386 l'm sorry. 812 01:10:42,726 --> 01:10:44,717 -What happened? -Traffic. 813 01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:50,197 -Do you want to go stand in the back? -No, let's have a drink. 814 01:10:54,170 --> 01:10:55,967 You look flushed. 815 01:10:57,073 --> 01:10:59,041 You have no need to run. 816 01:10:59,109 --> 01:11:00,633 -Vodka tonic? -Yes. 817 01:11:00,710 --> 01:11:03,907 -Vodka tonic and a Guinness, please. -Sure. 818 01:11:05,148 --> 01:11:06,581 How was it? 819 01:11:07,784 --> 01:11:08,944 Fine. 820 01:11:09,519 --> 01:11:10,986 You had lunch? 821 01:11:11,688 --> 01:11:12,985 Then what? 822 01:11:14,758 --> 01:11:17,249 -And then we left. -And? 823 01:11:18,128 --> 01:11:19,720 There's no ''and.'' 824 01:11:22,232 --> 01:11:25,929 You haven't seen him in four months. There must be an ''and.'' 825 01:11:26,236 --> 01:11:28,670 -How is he? -Terrible. 826 01:11:37,414 --> 01:11:39,678 -Keep the change. -Thank you, sir. 827 01:11:43,753 --> 01:11:45,744 How is his dermatology? 828 01:11:45,955 --> 01:11:49,721 -He's in private practice now. -ls he? 829 01:11:52,295 --> 01:11:54,695 Was he weeping all over the place? 830 01:11:54,798 --> 01:11:58,029 -Some of the time. -Poor bastard. 831 01:11:58,701 --> 01:12:01,261 Was he difficult? 832 01:12:03,807 --> 01:12:05,968 Are you angry that l saw him? 833 01:12:06,109 --> 01:12:07,770 No. lt's just... 834 01:12:09,145 --> 01:12:10,737 l haven't seen Alice. 835 01:12:10,814 --> 01:12:13,442 You can't see Alice. You don't know where she is. 836 01:12:13,516 --> 01:12:15,643 l haven't tried to find her. 837 01:12:17,053 --> 01:12:18,418 You know why l saw him. 838 01:12:18,488 --> 01:12:21,252 He's been begging me for months. l saw him so he'd sign. 839 01:12:21,324 --> 01:12:23,554 -So has he signed? -Yes. 840 01:12:27,997 --> 01:12:29,555 Congratulations. 841 01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:32,264 You're a divorcée. 842 01:12:33,770 --> 01:12:35,499 Double divorcée. 843 01:12:37,507 --> 01:12:38,804 Sorry. 844 01:12:39,843 --> 01:12:41,367 How do you feel? 845 01:12:42,579 --> 01:12:43,739 Tired. 846 01:12:47,917 --> 01:12:49,282 l love you. 847 01:12:50,019 --> 01:12:51,748 And l need a piss. 848 01:13:28,691 --> 01:13:30,215 l hate this place. 849 01:13:31,261 --> 01:13:32,660 At least it's central. 850 01:13:32,729 --> 01:13:35,789 l hate central. Central London's a theme park. 851 01:13:36,766 --> 01:13:41,100 l hate retro. l hate the future. Where does that leave me? 852 01:13:42,205 --> 01:13:43,502 Come back. 853 01:13:44,274 --> 01:13:47,107 -You promised you wouldn't. -Come back. 854 01:13:51,447 --> 01:13:54,507 -How's work? -Jesus. Work's shit, okay? 855 01:14:03,193 --> 01:14:07,061 Do they have waiters here? l love you. Please come back. 856 01:14:07,964 --> 01:14:09,693 l'm not coming back. 857 01:14:15,605 --> 01:14:16,697 Sign. 858 01:14:17,907 --> 01:14:19,169 No pen. 859 01:14:24,681 --> 01:14:25,739 Pen. 860 01:14:28,751 --> 01:14:30,548 Give me back my hand. 861 01:14:40,163 --> 01:14:41,255 Sign. 862 01:14:47,837 --> 01:14:49,930 l'll sign on one condition. 863 01:14:51,774 --> 01:14:55,005 We skip this. We go to my sleek new surgery... 864 01:14:55,078 --> 01:14:58,241 and we christen the patients' bed with our final fuck. 865 01:14:58,314 --> 01:15:00,214 l know you don't want to... 866 01:15:00,650 --> 01:15:04,677 and l know you think l'm sick for asking, but that's what l'm asking. 867 01:15:04,754 --> 01:15:06,449 For old times' sake. 868 01:15:07,257 --> 01:15:09,384 Because l'm obsessed with you. 869 01:15:10,093 --> 01:15:12,789 Because l can't get over you unless.... 870 01:15:13,596 --> 01:15:15,427 Because l think, on some small level... 871 01:15:15,498 --> 01:15:18,797 you owe me something for deceiving me so exquisitely. 872 01:15:19,736 --> 01:15:24,105 For all these reasons, l am begging you to give me your body. 873 01:15:26,009 --> 01:15:27,772 You'd be my whore. 874 01:15:28,311 --> 01:15:31,178 And in return, l will pay you with your liberty. 875 01:15:33,116 --> 01:15:36,415 You do this, l swear l will not contact you again. 876 01:15:41,591 --> 01:15:43,422 l'm going to the bar. 877 01:15:44,060 --> 01:15:46,551 l assume you still drink vodka tonic? 878 01:16:08,951 --> 01:16:11,146 You slept with him, didn't you? 879 01:16:37,647 --> 01:16:40,445 -What do you expect me to do? -Understand. 880 01:16:41,718 --> 01:16:43,185 Why didn't you lie to me? 881 01:16:43,252 --> 01:16:45,846 Because we said we'd always tell each other the truth. 882 01:16:45,922 --> 01:16:47,514 What's so great about the truth? 883 01:16:47,590 --> 01:16:50,889 Try lying for a change. lt's the currency of the world. 884 01:16:53,096 --> 01:16:57,795 l did what he wanted, and now he will leave us alone. 885 01:17:00,870 --> 01:17:02,235 l love you. 886 01:17:03,439 --> 01:17:06,306 -l didn't give him anything. -Your body? 887 01:17:08,111 --> 01:17:11,603 lf Alice came to you, desperate... 888 01:17:12,081 --> 01:17:14,174 with all that love still between you... 889 01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:16,309 and she said she needed you to want her... 890 01:17:16,386 --> 01:17:18,479 so she could get over you, you'd do it. 891 01:17:18,554 --> 01:17:21,546 l wouldn't like it either, but l'd forgive you. 892 01:17:21,858 --> 01:17:24,986 -lt's kindness. -No, cowardice. 893 01:17:25,194 --> 01:17:27,389 You haven't got the guts to let him hate you. 894 01:17:39,475 --> 01:17:43,206 l'm doing this because l feel guilty, and because l pity you. 895 01:17:43,279 --> 01:17:46,180 -You know that, don't you? -Yes. 896 01:17:47,016 --> 01:17:49,883 -Feel good about yourself? -No. 897 01:18:00,263 --> 01:18:01,628 lt's gone. 898 01:18:02,665 --> 01:18:06,795 -We're not innocent anymore. -Don't stop loving me. 899 01:18:06,869 --> 01:18:10,361 l can see it draining out of you. lt's me, remember? 900 01:18:11,140 --> 01:18:14,234 lt was a stupid thing to do, and it meant nothing. 901 01:18:14,644 --> 01:18:16,908 lf you love me enough, you'll forgive me. 902 01:18:16,979 --> 01:18:19,379 -Are you testing me? -No. 903 01:18:19,982 --> 01:18:23,884 -l do understand. -No. He understands. 904 01:18:26,155 --> 01:18:29,318 All l can see is him all over you. 905 01:18:29,992 --> 01:18:33,393 He's clever, your ex-husband. 906 01:18:34,897 --> 01:18:36,421 l almost admire him. 907 01:18:40,369 --> 01:18:42,360 You going to tell him? 908 01:18:43,973 --> 01:18:45,463 l don't know. 909 01:18:57,720 --> 01:19:00,848 Better to be truthful about this kind of thing. 910 01:19:08,164 --> 01:19:09,358 Sign. 911 01:19:17,940 --> 01:19:19,430 l forgive you. 912 01:19:22,879 --> 01:19:24,210 Sign. 913 01:19:28,017 --> 01:19:29,917 I think you enjoyed it. 914 01:19:30,953 --> 01:19:34,480 He wheedles you into bed. The old jokes... 915 01:19:34,557 --> 01:19:38,516 the strange familiarity. l think you had a whale of a time. 916 01:19:38,594 --> 01:19:40,926 And the truth is l'll never know unless l ask him. 917 01:19:40,997 --> 01:19:42,521 Why don't you? 918 01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:32,172 Yes? 919 01:20:33,849 --> 01:20:35,646 You can go in now. 920 01:20:43,259 --> 01:20:46,160 -l want Anna back. -She's made her choice. 921 01:20:46,228 --> 01:20:50,824 l owe you an apology. l fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer. 922 01:20:50,900 --> 01:20:53,960 So where's the apology? You cunt. 923 01:20:54,870 --> 01:20:57,896 l apologize. lf you love her, you'll let her go... 924 01:20:57,974 --> 01:20:59,601 so she can be happy. 925 01:20:59,675 --> 01:21:02,473 -She doesn't want to be happy. -Everybody wants to be happy. 926 01:21:02,545 --> 01:21:05,946 Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. 927 01:21:06,015 --> 01:21:08,210 lf they were happy, they couldn't be depressed. 928 01:21:08,284 --> 01:21:11,742 They'd have to go out into the world and live, which can be depressing. 929 01:21:11,821 --> 01:21:14,289 -Anna's not a depressive. -lsn't she? 930 01:21:14,357 --> 01:21:17,417 -l love her. -Boo-hoo. So do l. 931 01:21:17,827 --> 01:21:20,625 She's gone back to you because she can't bear your suffering. 932 01:21:20,696 --> 01:21:22,425 You don't know who she is. 933 01:21:22,498 --> 01:21:27,094 -You love her like a dog loves its owner. -And the owner loves the dog for so doing. 934 01:21:27,169 --> 01:21:29,194 You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her. 935 01:21:29,271 --> 01:21:31,364 Of course l forgive her. l have forgiven her. 936 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:34,705 Without forgiveness we're savages. You're drowning. 937 01:21:34,777 --> 01:21:37,871 -You only met her because of me. -Yeah. Thanks. 938 01:21:37,947 --> 01:21:40,108 lt's a joke. Your marriage is a joke. 939 01:21:40,182 --> 01:21:43,674 Here's a good one. She never sent the divorce papers to her lawyer. 940 01:21:43,753 --> 01:21:48,656 Now, to a towering romantic hero like you, l don't doubt l am somewhat common. 941 01:21:48,724 --> 01:21:51,022 But l am, nevertheless, what she has chosen... 942 01:21:51,093 --> 01:21:53,857 and we must respect what the woman wants. 943 01:21:54,964 --> 01:21:58,331 lf you go near her again, l swear... 944 01:21:59,301 --> 01:22:01,030 l will kill you. 945 01:22:05,374 --> 01:22:08,502 Okay. l have patients to see. 946 01:22:08,577 --> 01:22:10,772 When she came here, do you think she enjoyed it? 947 01:22:10,846 --> 01:22:13,474 l didn't do it to give her a nice time. 948 01:22:13,549 --> 01:22:15,710 l fucked her to fuck you up. 949 01:22:16,218 --> 01:22:19,813 A good fight is never clean. And of course she enjoyed it. 950 01:22:19,889 --> 01:22:22,483 As you know, she loves a guilty fuck. 951 01:22:22,558 --> 01:22:25,220 -You're an animal. -Yeah? What are you? 952 01:22:25,294 --> 01:22:28,388 You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram. 953 01:22:28,464 --> 01:22:32,093 Have you ever seen a human heart? lt looks like a fist wrapped in blood! 954 01:22:32,168 --> 01:22:35,194 Go fuck yourself. You writer! 955 01:22:35,604 --> 01:22:36,969 You liar! 956 01:22:37,039 --> 01:22:39,473 You go check a few facts while l get my hands dirty. 957 01:22:39,542 --> 01:22:42,136 She hates your hands. She hates your simplicity. 958 01:22:42,211 --> 01:22:44,577 l spent the whole of last week talking about you. 959 01:22:44,647 --> 01:22:48,048 l know all your ways. Anna says you fucked her with your eyes closed. 960 01:22:48,117 --> 01:22:52,349 She tells me you wake in the night crying for your mother, you mommy's boy. 961 01:22:52,421 --> 01:22:53,945 l could go on. 962 01:22:56,092 --> 01:22:57,787 Shall we stop this? 963 01:23:03,466 --> 01:23:06,458 lt's over. Accept it. 964 01:23:11,540 --> 01:23:14,509 You don't know the first thing about love... 965 01:23:14,944 --> 01:23:17,572 because you don't understand compromise. 966 01:23:26,288 --> 01:23:29,052 -Don't cry on me. -l'm sorry. 967 01:23:31,894 --> 01:23:33,919 l don't know what to do. 968 01:23:34,597 --> 01:23:37,760 You want my advice? You go back to Alice. 969 01:23:40,803 --> 01:23:42,532 She'd never have me. 970 01:23:44,373 --> 01:23:46,967 -She's vanished. -No, she hasn't. 971 01:23:47,243 --> 01:23:49,211 l found her, by accident. 972 01:23:49,678 --> 01:23:51,873 She's working in a club. 973 01:23:53,048 --> 01:23:55,380 Yes, l saw her naked. 974 01:23:56,218 --> 01:23:58,209 No, l did not fuck her. 975 01:23:59,188 --> 01:24:00,849 You spoke to her? 976 01:24:05,694 --> 01:24:07,924 Yes, l know. One minute. 977 01:24:09,398 --> 01:24:10,865 How is she? 978 01:24:11,367 --> 01:24:13,028 She loves you... 979 01:24:13,736 --> 01:24:15,761 beyond comprehension. 980 01:24:17,072 --> 01:24:18,801 Your prescription. 981 01:24:19,975 --> 01:24:21,840 lt's where she works. 982 01:24:24,380 --> 01:24:25,779 Go to her. 983 01:24:27,149 --> 01:24:28,480 Thank you. 984 01:24:32,254 --> 01:24:34,745 You still pissing about on the Net? 985 01:24:36,058 --> 01:24:37,525 Not recently. 986 01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:41,452 -l wanted to kill you. -l thought you wanted to fuck me. 987 01:24:41,697 --> 01:24:43,289 Don't get lippy. 988 01:24:45,201 --> 01:24:47,431 l liked your book, by the way. 989 01:24:47,703 --> 01:24:50,797 Thanks. You stand alone. 990 01:24:51,006 --> 01:24:52,496 With Anna. 991 01:24:53,709 --> 01:24:58,476 -You still writing obituaries? Busy? -l was made editor. 992 01:24:58,714 --> 01:25:01,649 -Yeah? How come? -Previous editor died. 993 01:25:05,287 --> 01:25:09,189 Alcohol poisoning. l sat with him for a week in the hospital. 994 01:25:11,493 --> 01:25:13,927 l really do have patients to see. 995 01:25:15,998 --> 01:25:18,489 -Thank you. -For what? 996 01:25:19,802 --> 01:25:22,270 -Being kind. -l am kind. 997 01:25:22,738 --> 01:25:24,865 Your invoice is in the post. 998 01:25:38,687 --> 01:25:40,154 l lied to you. 999 01:25:41,557 --> 01:25:43,218 l did fuck Alice. 1000 01:25:45,895 --> 01:25:49,854 Sorry for telling you. l'm just not big enough to forgive you. 1001 01:25:52,268 --> 01:25:53,599 Buster. 1002 01:26:24,633 --> 01:26:26,430 Show me the sneer. 1003 01:26:29,471 --> 01:26:31,098 Beautiful. 1004 01:26:31,173 --> 01:26:33,004 You'll wake up the hotel. 1005 01:26:39,682 --> 01:26:41,081 Fuck me. 1006 01:26:42,318 --> 01:26:44,616 Again? We have to get up at 6:00. 1007 01:26:44,687 --> 01:26:48,054 How can one man be so endlessly disappointing? 1008 01:26:48,123 --> 01:26:49,590 That's my charm. 1009 01:26:50,793 --> 01:26:53,489 So where are we going? 1010 01:26:54,229 --> 01:26:55,662 -My treat. -Where are we going? 1011 01:26:55,731 --> 01:26:58,325 My holiday surprise. My rules. 1012 01:26:58,534 --> 01:27:00,695 Where are we going? 1013 01:27:01,971 --> 01:27:04,371 New York. 1014 01:27:06,575 --> 01:27:08,133 You angel. 1015 01:27:09,845 --> 01:27:13,747 -You did remember to pack my passport? -Of course. lt's with my passport. 1016 01:27:13,816 --> 01:27:15,078 And where's that? 1017 01:27:15,150 --> 01:27:19,109 ln a place where you can't look. No one sees my passport picture. 1018 01:27:24,226 --> 01:27:28,026 When we get on the plane, we'll have been together four years. 1019 01:27:28,797 --> 01:27:30,355 What about the gap? 1020 01:27:30,432 --> 01:27:33,629 You mean trial separation? Didn't work out. 1021 01:27:33,969 --> 01:27:35,664 Happy anniversary. 1022 01:27:41,210 --> 01:27:43,371 l'm going to take my eyes out. 1023 01:27:46,215 --> 01:27:48,740 -What was in my sandwiches? -Tuna. 1024 01:27:49,651 --> 01:27:52,586 -How many stitches did l get? -Two. 1025 01:27:52,654 --> 01:27:54,747 But you should have had three. 1026 01:27:56,058 --> 01:27:58,822 -What was your euphemism? -Disarming. 1027 01:27:59,294 --> 01:28:01,854 Too easy, buster. Next? 1028 01:28:02,297 --> 01:28:05,198 That park. Who'd l go there with? 1029 01:28:06,635 --> 01:28:08,159 Your father. 1030 01:28:09,371 --> 01:28:12,306 Were the chairs in the hospital gray or blue? 1031 01:28:12,941 --> 01:28:15,409 -No idea. -Trick question. They were green. 1032 01:28:15,477 --> 01:28:17,775 You are a trick question. 1033 01:28:23,919 --> 01:28:26,387 How come we never took a vacation? 1034 01:28:27,156 --> 01:28:28,623 We went to the country. 1035 01:28:28,690 --> 01:28:32,649 Doesn't count. You were off making sneaky phone calls... 1036 01:28:32,995 --> 01:28:35,293 to that witch we do not mention. 1037 01:28:40,436 --> 01:28:41,801 Come to bed. 1038 01:28:41,870 --> 01:28:43,394 l need a smoke. 1039 01:28:45,741 --> 01:28:49,040 -How'd you manage to give up? -Deep inner strength. 1040 01:28:59,721 --> 01:29:01,052 Why me? 1041 01:29:02,624 --> 01:29:05,320 You could have chosen anyone. Why me? 1042 01:29:06,462 --> 01:29:08,657 Because you cut off your crusts. 1043 01:29:11,967 --> 01:29:13,229 And this. 1044 01:29:16,772 --> 01:29:19,764 -When are you going to stop stripping? -Soon. 1045 01:29:20,075 --> 01:29:22,805 -You're addicted to it. -No, l'm not. 1046 01:29:22,878 --> 01:29:24,539 lt paid for this. 1047 01:29:26,748 --> 01:29:28,545 Tell me what happened. 1048 01:29:30,185 --> 01:29:33,586 -Nothing happened. -But he came to the club. 1049 01:29:34,156 --> 01:29:37,250 Lots of men come to the club. You came to the club. 1050 01:29:51,006 --> 01:29:54,134 -The look on your face. -The look on your face. 1051 01:29:55,878 --> 01:29:58,438 What a face. What a wig. 1052 01:30:04,186 --> 01:30:06,313 l saw this face... 1053 01:30:08,223 --> 01:30:10,555 this vision... 1054 01:30:11,460 --> 01:30:15,362 when you stepped into the road. lt was the moment of my life. 1055 01:30:16,798 --> 01:30:20,063 -This is the moment of your life. -You were perfect. 1056 01:30:20,369 --> 01:30:21,859 l still am. 1057 01:30:23,071 --> 01:30:25,039 On the way to the hospital... 1058 01:30:25,374 --> 01:30:27,239 I kissed your forehead. 1059 01:30:27,809 --> 01:30:29,106 You brute. 1060 01:30:29,178 --> 01:30:32,238 The cabbie saw me kissing you. He said, ''Is she yours?'' 1061 01:30:32,314 --> 01:30:34,305 I said, ''Yes, she's mine. '' 1062 01:30:36,151 --> 01:30:37,641 She's mine. 1063 01:30:45,694 --> 01:30:50,597 So he came to the club, watched you strip, you had a little chat, and that was it? 1064 01:30:52,901 --> 01:30:54,061 Yes. 1065 01:30:58,740 --> 01:31:00,605 You're not trusting me. 1066 01:31:01,443 --> 01:31:04,139 l'm in love with you. You're safe. 1067 01:31:05,013 --> 01:31:07,379 You had every right. l just want to know. 1068 01:31:07,449 --> 01:31:10,213 -Why? -Because l want to know everything. 1069 01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:13,551 Because l'm a lunatic. 1070 01:31:15,123 --> 01:31:16,385 Tell me. 1071 01:31:18,527 --> 01:31:20,358 Nothing happened. 1072 01:31:21,830 --> 01:31:24,799 -You were living with someone else. -What are you justifying? 1073 01:31:24,866 --> 01:31:26,697 l'm not justifying anything. Just saying. 1074 01:31:26,768 --> 01:31:28,895 -What are you saying? -l'm not saying anything. 1075 01:31:28,971 --> 01:31:30,871 l just want the truth. 1076 01:31:32,241 --> 01:31:34,835 -Where are you going? -Cigarettes. 1077 01:31:36,345 --> 01:31:37,710 Everywhere's closed. 1078 01:31:37,779 --> 01:31:40,441 l'll go to the terminal. 1079 01:31:41,250 --> 01:31:42,979 When l get back... 1080 01:31:43,185 --> 01:31:45,153 please tell me the truth. 1081 01:31:47,356 --> 01:31:50,291 -Why? -Because l'm addicted to it. 1082 01:31:50,726 --> 01:31:54,389 Because without it we're animals. 1083 01:31:55,731 --> 01:31:57,096 Trust me. 1084 01:33:03,665 --> 01:33:05,690 l don't love you anymore. 1085 01:33:06,501 --> 01:33:07,798 Since when? 1086 01:33:07,869 --> 01:33:09,029 Now. 1087 01:33:09,838 --> 01:33:11,135 Just now. 1088 01:33:12,207 --> 01:33:14,107 l don't want to lie... 1089 01:33:14,776 --> 01:33:17,108 and l can't tell the truth... 1090 01:33:17,546 --> 01:33:18,979 so it's over. 1091 01:33:19,448 --> 01:33:21,109 lt doesn't matter. 1092 01:33:21,350 --> 01:33:25,150 -l love you. None of it matters. -Too late. 1093 01:33:27,622 --> 01:33:29,647 l don't love you anymore. 1094 01:33:31,226 --> 01:33:32,454 Goodbye. 1095 01:33:37,632 --> 01:33:39,463 Here's the truth... 1096 01:33:40,335 --> 01:33:42,394 so now you can hate me. 1097 01:33:44,806 --> 01:33:47,138 Larry fucked me all night. 1098 01:33:48,643 --> 01:33:50,270 l enjoyed it. 1099 01:33:51,313 --> 01:33:52,610 l came. 1100 01:33:55,984 --> 01:33:57,474 l prefer you. 1101 01:33:59,988 --> 01:34:01,285 Now go. 1102 01:34:04,192 --> 01:34:05,591 l knew that. 1103 01:34:06,528 --> 01:34:08,018 He told me. 1104 01:34:08,764 --> 01:34:11,756 -You knew? -l needed to hear it from you. 1105 01:34:12,200 --> 01:34:14,998 -Why? -Because he might have been lying. 1106 01:34:15,337 --> 01:34:16,736 l had to hear it from you. 1107 01:34:16,805 --> 01:34:19,968 l would never have told you, because l know you'd never forgive me. 1108 01:34:20,041 --> 01:34:21,668 l would. l have. 1109 01:34:22,511 --> 01:34:25,002 -Why did he tell you? -Because he's a bastard. 1110 01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:27,480 -How could he? -Because he wanted this to happen. 1111 01:34:27,549 --> 01:34:30,211 -But why test me? -Because l'm an idiot. 1112 01:34:30,285 --> 01:34:31,411 Yes. 1113 01:34:32,387 --> 01:34:34,378 l would have loved you... 1114 01:34:35,390 --> 01:34:36,789 forever. 1115 01:34:38,627 --> 01:34:41,255 -Now please go. -Don't do this. Talk to me. 1116 01:34:41,329 --> 01:34:43,229 l am talking. Fuck off. 1117 01:34:43,298 --> 01:34:45,789 No, l'm sorry. You misunderstand. l didn't mean to-- 1118 01:34:45,867 --> 01:34:46,856 Yes, you did. 1119 01:34:46,935 --> 01:34:48,459 -l love you. -Where? 1120 01:34:48,537 --> 01:34:50,266 -What? -Show me. 1121 01:34:50,972 --> 01:34:52,667 Where is this love? 1122 01:34:53,475 --> 01:34:57,878 l can't see it. l can't touch it. l can't feel it. 1123 01:34:58,780 --> 01:35:01,874 l can hear it. l can hear some words... 1124 01:35:01,950 --> 01:35:04,942 but l can't do anything with your easy words. 1125 01:35:05,454 --> 01:35:07,888 Whatever you say, it's too late. 1126 01:35:07,956 --> 01:35:11,016 -Please don't do this. -lt's done. 1127 01:35:11,860 --> 01:35:15,626 Now please go, or l'll call security. 1128 01:35:16,131 --> 01:35:18,861 You're not in a strip club. There is no security. 1129 01:35:22,370 --> 01:35:24,133 -Why did you fuck him? -l wanted to. 1130 01:35:24,206 --> 01:35:25,696 -Why? -l desired him. 1131 01:35:25,774 --> 01:35:27,765 -Why? -You weren't there. 1132 01:35:27,943 --> 01:35:30,571 -Why him? -He asked me nicely. 1133 01:35:30,645 --> 01:35:31,942 -You're a liar. -So? 1134 01:35:32,013 --> 01:35:34,447 -Who are you? -l'm no one. 1135 01:35:37,185 --> 01:35:40,518 Go on, hit me. That's what you want. Hit me, fucker. 1136 01:37:01,736 --> 01:37:04,330 -Welcome back, Miss Jones. -Thank you.