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 Looking out a dirty, old window 

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 Outside the cars in the city
go rushing by 

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 I sit here alone, and I wonder why 

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 Friday night and everyone's moving 

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 I can feel the heat 

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 But it's soothing 

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 Heading down 

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 I search for the beat
in this dirty town 

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 Downtown, the young ones are going 

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 Downtown, the young ones are growing 

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 We're the kids in America 

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 We're the kids in America 

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So, O.K., you're probably going,

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"Is this, like,
a Noxema commercial or what?"

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But seriously,

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I actually have a way normal life
for a teenage girl.

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I mean, I get up, I brush my teeth.

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And I pick out my school clothes.

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 They do it over there 

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 But we don't do it here 

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 Ooh, bop 

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 Fashion 

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 Fashion 

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 Turn to the left 

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 Fashion 

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 Turn to the right 

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 Ooh, fashion 

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Daddy's a litigator.

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Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers.

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Even Lucy, our maid,
is terrified of him.

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And Daddy is so good,

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he gets $500 an hour
to fight with people.

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He fights with me for free.

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Daddy!

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Cher, please don't start
with the juice again.

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Daddy, you need your Vitamin C.

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Where's my briefcase?

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It's been a couple months now.
Let's go to Malibu.

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Don't tell me those lowlifes

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have been calling again.

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They are your parents.

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Don't sneak out of the office.

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Dr. Lovett's giving you a flu shot.

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Josh is coming for dinner.

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Why?

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He's your stepbrother!

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You were hardly married to his mother.

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Why do I have to see Josh?

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You divorce wives, not children.

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Here.

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Forget it!

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Did I show you
the loqued out Jeep Daddy got me?

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It's got four-wheel drive,
dual side airbags,

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and a monster sound system.

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I don't have a license yet,

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but I need something to learn on.

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Boy! That came out of nowhere!

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Here's where Dionne lives.

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She's my friend

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because we both know what it's like

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to have people jealous of us.

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- Girlfriend!
- I must give her snaps

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for her courageous fashion efforts.

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Hey, Cher.

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Dionne and I were both named
after great singers of the past

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who now do infomercials.

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So?

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Been shopping with Dr. Seuss?

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I wouldn't skin a collie for a backpack.

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It's faux.

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Hello! That was a stop sign.

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I totally paused.

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Yeah. O.K.

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It's not even 8:30,
and Murray is paging me.

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He is so possessive.

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This weekend he called me,

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and he's all, "Where were you today?"

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Dionne and her boyfriend Murray

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are in this dramatic relationship.

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I think they've seen
that lke and Tina Turner movie

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just too many times.

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Now, I have to say to her...

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Why do you put up with it?
You could do better.

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I know. Shh. Here he comes.

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Woman, why don't you
be answering any of my pages?

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I hate when you call me woman.

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Where you been all weekend?

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You jeepin' behind my back?

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Jeepin'.

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No! But speaking of vehicular sex,

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perhaps you can explain
how this Kmart hair extension

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got into the backseat of your car.

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I don't know where that came from.

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That looks like one of
your stringy something or anothers.

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I do not wear polyester hair, O.K.?

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Unlike Shawanna.

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Dee, I'm Audi.

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Bye.

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That's it. I've had it with you.

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Is it that time of the month again?

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I don't know why

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Dionne's going out
with a high school boy.

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They're like dogs.

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You have to clean them and feed them.

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They're just like
these nervous creatures

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that jump and slobber all over you.

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Ew! Get off of me!

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[Crash]

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Oh, as if!

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Should all oppressed people
be allowed refuge in America?

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Amber will take the con position.

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Cher will be pro.

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Cher, two minutes.

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So. O.K.

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Like, right now, for example,

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the Haiti-ans need to come to America.

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Some people are all,

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"What about
the strain on our resources?"

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Like, when I had this garden party

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for my father's birthday, right?

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I said RSVP because
it was a sit-down dinner.

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But people came that,
like, did not RSVP,

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so I was, like, totally buggin'.

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I had to haul ass to the kitchen,

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redistribute the food,
squish in extra place settings.

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By the end of the day,

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it was, like, the more the merrier.

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So if the government
could just get to the kitchen,

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rearrange some things,

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we could certainly
party with the Haiti-ans.

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May I remind you
that it does not say RSVP

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on the Statue of Liberty?

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- Whoo!
- Yeah!

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Thank you very much.

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[Applause]

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Amber, reply?

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Mr. Hall, how can I answer that?

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The topic is Haiti,

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and she's talking about
some little party.

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Hello! It was his 50th birthday.

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Whatever.

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If she doesn't do the assignment,
I can't do mine.

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Ladies.

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So, does anyone have
any further thoughts on Cher's oration?

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Elton, comments?

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Yeah, I can't find
my Cranberries CD.

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I got to go to the quad
before somebody snags it.

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I'm afraid I can't permit that.

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Any further insights?

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I have an insight, Mr. Hall.

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I'm all ears.

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O.K., like, the way I feel
about the Rolling Stones

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is the way my kids are going
to feel about Nine lnch Nails,

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so I really shouldn't torment
my mom anymore, huh?

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Yes, well, it's a little
off the subject of Haiti,

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but tolerance is always a good lesson.

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Even when it comes out of nowhere.

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And with that in mind,

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I'm going to distribute
your report cards.

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Now, is there
a Christian Stovitz in this class?

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Mr. Hall, the buzz on Christian

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is that his parents have joint custody.

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He'll be spending
one semester in Chicago

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and one semester here.

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I think it is a travesty
of the legal profession.

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Thank you for that perspective, Cher.

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[Whimpering]

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Could all conversations
please come to a halt?

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And could the suicide attempts

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please be postponed
till the next period?

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Suddenly, a dark cloud
settled over first period.

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I got a "C" in Debate?

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[Bell Ringing]

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Dee?

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Did you get your report card?

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Yeah. I'm toast. How did you do?

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I totally choked.

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My father's going to
go ballistic on me.

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Mr. Hall was way harsh.

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He gave me a C-minus.

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He gave me a "C,"
which drags down my entire average.

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Bye.

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I'll call you.

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Isn't my house classic?

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The columns date
all the way back to 1972.

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Wasn't my mom a Betty?

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She died when I was just a baby.

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A fluke accident
during a routine liposuction.

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I don't remember her,

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but I like to pretend
she still watches over me.

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Hey, Mom. 98 in Geometry.
Pretty groovy, huh?

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[Soft Music Playing]

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Yuck! The maudlin music
of the university station?

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Wah wah wah!

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Yuck! What is it about
college and crybaby music?

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Hey.

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Who's watching the Galleria?

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The flannel shirt--
Is that a nod

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to the crispy Seattle weather?

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Or are you trying to stay warm
in front of the refrigerator?

201
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Oh, wow, you're filling out there.

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Oh, wow, your face is
catching up with your mouth.

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I went by Dad's office.

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He is not your dad.
Go torture a new family.

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Just because my mother
marries someone else

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doesn't mean he's my father.

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That's exactly what it means.

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I hope you're not
thinking of staying here.

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I sure want to.

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I got a place near school.

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Shouldn't you go to school
on the East Coast?

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I hear girls at NYU
aren't at all particular.

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You're funny.

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Hey!

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You just got here, and already
you're playing couch commando.

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In some parts of the universe,

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it's considered cool to know
what's going on in the world.

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I so need lessons
from you on how to be cool.

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Tell me that part
about Kenny G. again.

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Come on, you chuckleheads!
Get in here!

221
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Josh, are you still growing?

222
00:09:03,529 --> 00:09:05,463
You look taller than you did at Easter.

223
00:09:05,531 --> 00:09:06,964
I don't think so.

224
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His head looks bigger.

225
00:09:09,535 --> 00:09:11,969
So, Josh, have you given any thought

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to our discussion about corporate law?

227
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I think I'd like
to check out environmental law.

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What for? You want to have
a miserable, frustrating life?

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Josh will have that
no matter what he does.

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He knows what he wants to do.

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He's in a good college.

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I'd like to see you
have some direction.

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I have direction.

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Yeah. Towards the mall.

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Where's your report card?

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It's not ready yet.

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What do you mean
it's not ready yet?

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Some teachers were trying
to lowball me, Daddy.

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You say never accept a first offer.

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These grades are a jumping-off point

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to start negotiations.

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Very good.

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[Telephone Rings]

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- Dee?
- Hello?
- Yeah?

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Yeah, Jake. What?

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No! Not the afternoon!

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You are such a brownnoser.

248
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You are such
a superficial space cadet.

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What makes you think your teachers
will change your grades?

250
00:10:00,086 --> 00:10:03,522
Only the fact that I've done it
every other semester.

251
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I told my P.E. teacher

252
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an evil male had broken my heart.

253
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So she raised my "C" to a "B."

254
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They're horrible! Don't feel bad!

255
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And they're all like this.

256
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Then I promised Miss Geist

257
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I'd start a letter-writing
campaign to my congressman

258
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about violations of the Clean Air Act.

259
00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:29,045
But Mr. Hall was totally rigid.

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He said my debates
were unresearched, unstructured,

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and unconvincing.

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As if!

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I felt impotent and out of control,

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which I really hate.

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I needed to find sanctuary

266
00:10:43,629 --> 00:10:46,063
in a place where
I could gather my thoughts

267
00:10:46,132 --> 00:10:47,656
and regain my strength.

268
00:10:53,639 --> 00:10:54,901
What's wrong?

269
00:10:54,974 --> 00:10:57,499
Are you suffering from
buyer's remorse or something?

270
00:10:57,576 --> 00:10:59,009
No. Nothing like that.

271
00:10:59,078 --> 00:11:00,511
We've been shopping all day,

272
00:11:00,579 --> 00:11:03,514
and I still don't know
what to do about Mr. Hall.

273
00:11:03,582 --> 00:11:05,516
I've tried everything
to convince him

274
00:11:05,584 --> 00:11:07,017
of my scholastic aptitude,

275
00:11:07,086 --> 00:11:09,020
but I was brutally rebuffed.

276
00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:11,022
He's a miserable little man

277
00:11:11,090 --> 00:11:13,524
who wants to make
everyone else miserable, too.

278
00:11:13,592 --> 00:11:15,025
Dee, that's it!

279
00:11:15,094 --> 00:11:17,528
We've got to figure out a way

280
00:11:17,596 --> 00:11:19,154
to make Mr. Hall sublimely happy.

281
00:11:19,231 --> 00:11:22,530
Here's the 411 on Mr. Hall--

282
00:11:22,601 --> 00:11:24,034
He's single, he's 47,

283
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:27,539
and he earns minor ducats
at a thankless job.

284
00:11:27,606 --> 00:11:30,905
What that man needs
is a good, healthy boink fest.

285
00:11:30,976 --> 00:11:32,534
Unfortunately,

286
00:11:32,611 --> 00:11:35,045
there was a major
babe drought in my school.

287
00:11:35,114 --> 00:11:38,049
The evil trolls
from the math department

288
00:11:38,117 --> 00:11:39,550
were actually married.

289
00:11:39,618 --> 00:11:41,051
Ooh, Snickers.

290
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,055
And in the grand tradition
of P.E. teachers,

291
00:11:44,123 --> 00:11:47,058
Ms. Stoeger seemed
to be same-sex oriented.

292
00:11:47,126 --> 00:11:51,062
Of course, there was always Miss Geist.

293
00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:54,566
Something told me
not to discount Miss Geist.

294
00:11:57,203 --> 00:12:00,138
Well, sure,
she has runs in her stockings,

295
00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:02,003
and her slip is always showing,

296
00:12:02,074 --> 00:12:05,009
and she has more lipstick
on her teeth than on her mouth.

297
00:12:05,077 --> 00:12:08,012
Popular uprisings from
estates to the general assembly!

298
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,015
God, this woman is
screaming for a makeover.

299
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:12,516
I'm her only hope.

300
00:12:14,653 --> 00:12:17,986
"Rough winds do shake
the darling buds of May,

301
00:12:18,057 --> 00:12:21,026
but thy eternal summer
shall not fade."

302
00:12:21,093 --> 00:12:22,526
Did you write that?

303
00:12:22,595 --> 00:12:24,529
Tscha! It's a famous quote.

304
00:12:24,597 --> 00:12:25,529
From where?

305
00:12:25,598 --> 00:12:26,963
Cliffs Notes.

306
00:12:30,102 --> 00:12:33,037
[Miss Geist]
Run along. See you third period.

307
00:12:33,105 --> 00:12:35,471
Try to remember
to bring our textbooks.

308
00:13:00,199 --> 00:13:02,997
Oh, my God!
She actually looked happy.

309
00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:04,467
Classic!

310
00:13:04,536 --> 00:13:09,496
Paradoasm Banofshon--
16 tardies to work off.

311
00:13:09,575 --> 00:13:12,806
[Cursing ln Foreign Language]

312
00:13:12,878 --> 00:13:16,871
Janet Hong--no tardies.

313
00:13:16,949 --> 00:13:19,509
Travis Birkenstock-- 38 tardies.

314
00:13:19,585 --> 00:13:21,519
By far the most tardies in the class.

315
00:13:21,587 --> 00:13:23,020
Congratulations.

316
00:13:27,626 --> 00:13:29,025
This is so unexpected.

317
00:13:29,094 --> 00:13:31,028
I didn't even have a speech prepared.

318
00:13:31,096 --> 00:13:33,530
Uh, but I would like to say this.

319
00:13:33,599 --> 00:13:36,534
Tardiness is not something
you can do all on your own.

320
00:13:36,602 --> 00:13:38,968
Many, many people
contributed to my tardiness.

321
00:13:39,038 --> 00:13:42,132
Thanks to my parents for never
giving me a ride to school,

322
00:13:42,207 --> 00:13:46,041
the L.A. city bus driver for
taking a chance on an unknown kid,

323
00:13:46,111 --> 00:13:48,545
the wonderful crew at McDonald's

324
00:13:48,614 --> 00:13:51,549
for spending hours
making those Egg McMuffins,

325
00:13:51,617 --> 00:13:54,279
without which
I might never be tardy.

326
00:13:58,557 --> 00:14:00,991
If Mr. Birkenstock
has no political messages

327
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,994
to include in his speech,

328
00:14:03,062 --> 00:14:04,495
I'll go on.

329
00:14:04,563 --> 00:14:05,996
Cher Horowitz--two tardies.

330
00:14:06,065 --> 00:14:07,225
I object!

331
00:14:07,299 --> 00:14:09,563
Do you recall the dates
of these alleged tardies?

332
00:14:09,635 --> 00:14:11,535
One was last Monday.

333
00:14:11,603 --> 00:14:14,504
Mr. Hall,
I was surfing the crimson wave.

334
00:14:14,573 --> 00:14:16,700
I had to haul ass to the ladies.

335
00:14:16,775 --> 00:14:19,005
I assume you are referring
to women's troubles,

336
00:14:19,078 --> 00:14:20,739
so I'll let that one slide.

337
00:14:20,813 --> 00:14:22,508
Thank you, Mr. Hall.

338
00:14:22,581 --> 00:14:24,947
Miss Geist was right about you.

339
00:14:25,017 --> 00:14:27,508
What do you mean?

340
00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:30,020
Well, she said that you were

341
00:14:30,089 --> 00:14:33,525
the only one in this school
with any intelligence.

342
00:14:37,863 --> 00:14:39,353
Cher, get in here.

343
00:14:39,431 --> 00:14:41,399
Yes, Daddy?

344
00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:44,095
Will you tell me
what the hell this is?

345
00:14:44,169 --> 00:14:47,570
A second notice for
three outstanding tickets.

346
00:14:47,639 --> 00:14:50,540
I don't remember
getting a first notice.

347
00:14:50,609 --> 00:14:52,543
The ticket is the first notice.

348
00:14:52,611 --> 00:14:54,579
I didn't know you could
get tickets without a license!

349
00:14:54,646 --> 00:14:56,978
Sure you can.
You can get tickets anytime.

350
00:14:57,049 --> 00:14:58,983
Well, not around here you can't.

351
00:14:59,051 --> 00:15:02,384
From this moment on,
you will not drive,

352
00:15:02,454 --> 00:15:04,388
sit, do anything in that Jeep

353
00:15:04,456 --> 00:15:06,083
without a supervised driver.

354
00:15:06,158 --> 00:15:07,989
No cruising around with Dionne.

355
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:09,891
Two permits do not
equal a license.

356
00:15:09,962 --> 00:15:11,987
Do I make myself clear?

357
00:15:12,064 --> 00:15:13,588
Yes, Daddy.

358
00:15:13,665 --> 00:15:16,259
Cher, I expect you
to become a good driver.

359
00:15:16,335 --> 00:15:19,270
I will. I'm going to
practice real hard.

360
00:15:19,338 --> 00:15:21,914
O.K.

361
00:15:22,048 --> 00:15:24,949
A licensed driver
with nothing to do?

362
00:15:25,017 --> 00:15:27,952
Where would I find such a loser?

363
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:30,454
Granola breath, you got
something on your chin.

364
00:15:30,523 --> 00:15:31,956
I'm growing a goatee.

365
00:15:32,024 --> 00:15:34,458
You don't want
to be the last one

366
00:15:34,527 --> 00:15:36,461
at the coffeehouse
without chin pubes.

367
00:15:36,529 --> 00:15:38,463
I enjoy these little chats of ours,

368
00:15:38,531 --> 00:15:40,465
but in the interest of saving time,

369
00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:42,467
just tell me what you want.

370
00:15:42,535 --> 00:15:44,469
O.K.

371
00:15:44,537 --> 00:15:46,869
So, actually, I have a permit,

372
00:15:46,939 --> 00:15:49,965
but Daddy says
I can't take the Jeep out

373
00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:51,839
without a licensed driver.

374
00:15:51,911 --> 00:15:53,640
Since you're not doing anything--

375
00:15:53,713 --> 00:15:55,681
What are the chances
of you shutting up

376
00:15:55,748 --> 00:15:57,409
till you get your way?

377
00:15:57,483 --> 00:15:58,916
Slim to none.

378
00:15:58,985 --> 00:16:01,283
Come on.

379
00:16:01,354 --> 00:16:02,912
Hey, James Bond.

380
00:16:02,989 --> 00:16:05,719
In America, we drive
on the right side of the road.

381
00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:08,385
I am. You try driving in platforms.

382
00:16:08,461 --> 00:16:10,429
I got to get back to school.

383
00:16:10,496 --> 00:16:12,123
Want to practice parking?

384
00:16:12,198 --> 00:16:15,031
What's the point?
Everywhere you go has valet.

385
00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:17,433
What class you going to?

386
00:16:17,503 --> 00:16:20,028
Actually, I'm going
to a Tree People meeting.

387
00:16:20,106 --> 00:16:23,439
We might get Marky Mark
to plant a celebrity tree.

388
00:16:23,509 --> 00:16:24,942
How fabulous.

389
00:16:25,011 --> 00:16:27,445
Getting Marky Mark to take time

390
00:16:27,513 --> 00:16:29,447
from his busy
pants-dropping schedule

391
00:16:29,515 --> 00:16:30,948
to plant trees.

392
00:16:31,017 --> 00:16:32,644
Why don't you hire a gardener?

393
00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:35,949
Maybe Marky Mark
wants to use his popularity

394
00:16:36,022 --> 00:16:38,820
for a good cause,
make a contribution.

395
00:16:38,891 --> 00:16:41,826
In case you've
never heard of that,

396
00:16:41,894 --> 00:16:43,452
a contribution is--

397
00:16:43,529 --> 00:16:45,463
I have donated
many ltalian outfits to Lucy.

398
00:16:45,531 --> 00:16:47,965
As soon as I get my license,

399
00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:49,968
I fully intend
to brake for animals,

400
00:16:50,036 --> 00:16:51,970
and I have contributed many hours

401
00:16:52,038 --> 00:16:54,973
to helping two lonely teachers
find romance.

402
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:57,407
Which I'll bet serves
your interests more than theirs.

403
00:16:57,476 --> 00:17:00,411
If I ever saw you do anything
that wasn't 90% selfish,

404
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:01,912
I'd die of shock.

405
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:04,575
Oh, that would be
reason enough for me.

406
00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:10,922
Would you call me selfish?

407
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,924
No. Not to your face.

408
00:17:12,992 --> 00:17:14,425
Really?

409
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,427
Is Josh giving you shit

410
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:18,929
because he's in
his postadolescent idealistic phase?

411
00:17:18,998 --> 00:17:20,397
Look, there's Mr. Hall.

412
00:17:20,466 --> 00:17:22,434
Mr. Hall! Mr. Hall!

413
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,435
Um, do you drink coffee?

414
00:17:24,503 --> 00:17:26,437
Not from this cafeteria.

415
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,939
Yes, under normal circumstances.

416
00:17:29,008 --> 00:17:30,942
I am such a retard.

417
00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:32,944
When I was packing Daddy's lunch,

418
00:17:33,012 --> 00:17:34,946
I gave him my lemon Snapple

419
00:17:35,014 --> 00:17:36,948
and took his sucky ltalian roast.

420
00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:38,950
Do you want it?

421
00:17:39,018 --> 00:17:40,952
You sure you don't want it?

422
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,954
Tscha! It might stunt my growth.

423
00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:44,455
I want to be 5'10"
Iike Cindy Crawford.

424
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,957
But I thought you or Miss Geist
might like it.

425
00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:48,960
Maybe you could share it.

426
00:17:49,028 --> 00:17:50,461
Well...thanks.

427
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,962
Sure.

428
00:17:55,635 --> 00:17:57,364
- Miss Geist!
- Miss Geist!

429
00:17:57,436 --> 00:17:59,597
Did you sign up
for the environmental fair?

430
00:17:59,672 --> 00:18:00,900
We will.

431
00:18:00,973 --> 00:18:02,907
You have pretty eyes.
Don't hide them.

432
00:18:02,975 --> 00:18:04,909
These clips are so cute.

433
00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:06,911
And this tiny little waist.

434
00:18:06,979 --> 00:18:08,412
Look. Wow.

435
00:18:08,481 --> 00:18:09,948
Girls.

436
00:18:10,016 --> 00:18:14,453
Oh, don't forget to sign up
for the environmental fair.

437
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,421
Not a total Betty,
but a vast improvement.

438
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:18,923
We did our best.

439
00:18:18,991 --> 00:18:21,186
We got to book to P.E.

440
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:22,693
Come on, Dee.

441
00:18:22,762 --> 00:18:24,423
I feel like bailing, dude.

442
00:18:24,497 --> 00:18:27,432
I know what you mean,
but at least it's exercise.

443
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,934
I feel like such a heifer.

444
00:18:30,002 --> 00:18:32,436
I had two bowls of Special K,

445
00:18:32,505 --> 00:18:33,938
three pieces of turkey bacon,

446
00:18:34,006 --> 00:18:35,439
five peanut butter M&M's,

447
00:18:35,508 --> 00:18:36,941
and, like, three pieces of licorice.

448
00:18:37,009 --> 00:18:38,203
Oh, my God. Look.

449
00:18:38,277 --> 00:18:41,440
Is that a photo op or what?

450
00:18:41,514 --> 00:18:43,448
Look at that body language--

451
00:18:43,516 --> 00:18:45,950
Legs crossed towards each other.

452
00:18:46,018 --> 00:18:48,009
That's an unequivocal sex invite.

453
00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:54,051
Oh, Cher, he's getting her digits.

454
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:56,492
Look at Geist. She is so cute.

455
00:18:56,562 --> 00:18:57,893
Ohh.

456
00:18:57,963 --> 00:19:01,399
Old people can be so sweet.

457
00:19:06,639 --> 00:19:09,904
 The world is full of fools 

458
00:19:09,975 --> 00:19:13,775
 Who never get it right 

459
00:19:13,846 --> 00:19:17,407
 You don't know what to do 

460
00:19:17,483 --> 00:19:22,079
 So you do anything you like 

461
00:19:22,154 --> 00:19:24,418
 Put your feet in drive 

462
00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,424
 Oh, you're a silly thing 

463
00:19:26,492 --> 00:19:27,686
 Put your feet in drive 

464
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,228
 You're such a pretty thing 

465
00:19:38,137 --> 00:19:39,934
 You're going out tonight 

466
00:19:41,507 --> 00:19:43,304
 There's nothing to lose... 

467
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:46,435
The entire student body
was utterly grateful

468
00:19:46,512 --> 00:19:49,447
for the improvement
in their grades.

469
00:19:49,515 --> 00:19:53,451
 Don't ever change 

470
00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:57,455
 Don't ever change 

471
00:19:57,523 --> 00:20:01,459
 No, never change 

472
00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:07,465
Cher, what's this all about?

473
00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:08,966
My report card?

474
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:10,467
The same semester?

475
00:20:10,536 --> 00:20:11,969
Uh-huh.

476
00:20:12,037 --> 00:20:14,471
What did you do?
Turn in extra credit?

477
00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:15,973
No.

478
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,474
Take the midterms over?

479
00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:18,976
Uh-uh.

480
00:20:19,044 --> 00:20:20,978
You mean to tell me

481
00:20:21,046 --> 00:20:25,483
that you argued your way
from a C-plus to an A-minus?

482
00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:28,486
Totally based
on my powers of persuasion.

483
00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:29,987
You proud?

484
00:20:30,055 --> 00:20:34,492
I couldn't be happier
if they were based on real grades.

485
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,425
Fabulous.

486
00:20:39,064 --> 00:20:44,001
I felt so satisfied,
I wanted to do more good deeds.

487
00:20:44,069 --> 00:20:46,003
Ah-choo!

488
00:20:46,071 --> 00:20:48,005
Dee, when your allergies act up,

489
00:20:48,073 --> 00:20:49,836
take out your nose ring.

490
00:20:49,909 --> 00:20:52,002
Follow through! There you go.

491
00:20:52,077 --> 00:20:53,510
There you go.

492
00:20:53,579 --> 00:20:54,944
All right, Cher!

493
00:20:55,014 --> 00:20:58,381
Earth to Cher. Come in, Cher.

494
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,454
Ms. Stoeger...

495
00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:05,456
I would just like to say

496
00:21:05,524 --> 00:21:08,960
that physical education
in this school is a disgrace.

497
00:21:09,028 --> 00:21:11,462
I mean, standing in line
for 40 minutes

498
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,963
is hardly aerobically effective.

499
00:21:13,032 --> 00:21:14,966
I doubt I worked off the calories

500
00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:16,695
in a stick of Carefree gum.

501
00:21:16,769 --> 00:21:18,930
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

502
00:21:19,004 --> 00:21:20,733
You exercised your mouth, Cher.

503
00:21:20,806 --> 00:21:22,239
Hit the ball.

504
00:21:25,044 --> 00:21:26,477
Ms. Stoeger,

505
00:21:26,545 --> 00:21:28,775
that machine is just
a lawsuit waiting to happen.

506
00:21:28,848 --> 00:21:30,315
Thanks for the legal advice.

507
00:21:30,382 --> 00:21:33,146
Dionne, you're up.

508
00:21:33,219 --> 00:21:35,483
I have a note from
my tennis instructor

509
00:21:35,554 --> 00:21:37,988
saying I shouldn't expose myself
to any training

510
00:21:38,057 --> 00:21:39,718
that might derail his teachings.

511
00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:41,487
Fine.

512
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,892
Amber!

513
00:21:43,963 --> 00:21:46,989
My plastic surgeon doesn't
want me doing any activity

514
00:21:47,066 --> 00:21:49,500
where balls fly at my nose.

515
00:21:49,568 --> 00:21:51,297
Well, there goes your social life.

516
00:21:51,370 --> 00:21:54,498
[Man]
Ms. Stoeger...

517
00:21:54,573 --> 00:21:56,507
got another one.

518
00:21:56,575 --> 00:21:59,442
Ladies, we have
a new student with us.

519
00:21:59,511 --> 00:22:01,001
This is Tai Frasier.

520
00:22:03,682 --> 00:22:07,174
You could hit a few balls
in those clothes.

521
00:22:07,253 --> 00:22:11,349
She could be a farmer
in those clothes.

522
00:22:11,423 --> 00:22:14,449
Dee, my mission is clear.

523
00:22:14,526 --> 00:22:16,460
Would you look at that girl?

524
00:22:16,528 --> 00:22:18,462
She is so adorably clueless.

525
00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:20,464
We've got to adopt her.

526
00:22:20,532 --> 00:22:21,931
She is toe up.

527
00:22:22,001 --> 00:22:23,468
Our stock would plummet.

528
00:22:23,535 --> 00:22:27,301
Don't you want to use
your popularity for a good cause?

529
00:22:27,373 --> 00:22:28,305
No.

530
00:22:28,374 --> 00:22:30,239
Come here! Yeah, come here.

531
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:31,799
Hang with us.

532
00:22:31,877 --> 00:22:33,276
Oh, thank you.

533
00:22:33,345 --> 00:22:35,313
How do you like California?

534
00:22:35,381 --> 00:22:36,973
Man, I'm freakin'.

535
00:22:37,049 --> 00:22:40,212
I could really use some sort
of herbal refreshment.

536
00:22:40,286 --> 00:22:42,481
We do lunch in 10 minutes.

537
00:22:42,554 --> 00:22:45,489
We don't have any tea,
but we have Coke.

538
00:22:45,557 --> 00:22:47,149
You guys got coke here?

539
00:22:47,226 --> 00:22:48,659
Yeah. This is America.

540
00:22:50,262 --> 00:22:52,492
So we decided to show Tai

541
00:22:52,564 --> 00:22:54,532
the ropes at Bronson Alcott High School.

542
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,966
That is Alana's group over there.

543
00:22:57,036 --> 00:22:58,716
They do the TV station.

544
00:22:58,850 --> 00:23:00,909
They think that's the most
important thing on Earth.

545
00:23:00,985 --> 00:23:02,714
And that's the Persian Mafia.

546
00:23:02,787 --> 00:23:05,654
You can't hang with them
unless you own a BMW.

547
00:23:05,723 --> 00:23:07,918
There's Elton in the white vest,

548
00:23:07,992 --> 00:23:09,960
with all the most popular boys.

549
00:23:10,028 --> 00:23:12,428
Including my boyfriend.
Ain't he cute?

550
00:23:12,497 --> 00:23:14,931
If you decide
to date a high school boy,

551
00:23:14,999 --> 00:23:16,432
they're the only acceptable ones.

552
00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:18,435
Which one of them's your boyfriend?

553
00:23:18,503 --> 00:23:19,936
As if!

554
00:23:20,004 --> 00:23:21,938
Cher's got attitude
about high school boys.

555
00:23:22,006 --> 00:23:23,439
It's a personal choice

556
00:23:23,508 --> 00:23:25,942
every woman has got
to make for herself.

557
00:23:26,010 --> 00:23:27,443
Woman, lend me $5.00.

558
00:23:27,512 --> 00:23:29,946
Murray, I have asked you repeatedly

559
00:23:30,014 --> 00:23:31,641
not to call me woman.

560
00:23:31,716 --> 00:23:33,115
Excuse me, Miss Dionne,

561
00:23:33,184 --> 00:23:36,449
street slang is an increasingly
valid form of expression.

562
00:23:36,521 --> 00:23:38,955
Most feminine pronouns
do have mocking

563
00:23:39,023 --> 00:23:41,890
but not necessarily
misogynistic undertone.

564
00:23:41,959 --> 00:23:44,450
Wow. You guys talk like grownups.

565
00:23:44,529 --> 00:23:47,225
Well, this is a really good school.

566
00:23:47,298 --> 00:23:50,961
I'm going to go get a soda.
Do you guys want?

567
00:23:51,035 --> 00:23:52,696
Sure.

568
00:23:52,770 --> 00:23:54,169
She's nice.

569
00:23:54,238 --> 00:23:56,103
Ooh! Project!

570
00:24:04,482 --> 00:24:05,915
Oh, wow.

571
00:24:05,983 --> 00:24:06,915
That's disgusting.

572
00:24:06,984 --> 00:24:08,417
[Giggles]

573
00:24:08,486 --> 00:24:10,920
That's a nice representation.

574
00:24:10,988 --> 00:24:11,920
Thanks.

575
00:24:11,989 --> 00:24:13,547
Those are really nice stickers.

576
00:24:13,624 --> 00:24:16,422
I was thinking it was too cluttered.

577
00:24:16,494 --> 00:24:18,428
I want to concentrate on

578
00:24:18,496 --> 00:24:19,929
one main decorative statement,

579
00:24:19,997 --> 00:24:22,022
Iike Marvin the Martian right there.

580
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,466
I can do Marvin the Martian.

581
00:24:24,535 --> 00:24:25,502
Really?

582
00:24:25,570 --> 00:24:28,403
I mean there's not
really a lot to him,

583
00:24:28,473 --> 00:24:30,941
but you want to see?

584
00:24:31,008 --> 00:24:32,498
Yeah.

585
00:24:32,577 --> 00:24:34,442
That's really cool.

586
00:24:34,512 --> 00:24:36,446
Thanks.

587
00:24:36,514 --> 00:24:40,143
Wait. I got one here.

588
00:24:40,218 --> 00:24:41,947
You didn't trace these?

589
00:24:42,019 --> 00:24:43,452
Uh-uh. No.

590
00:24:43,521 --> 00:24:45,386
Here's another one over here...

591
00:24:45,456 --> 00:24:48,152
and lots of little guys.

592
00:24:48,226 --> 00:24:49,955
That is so cute.

593
00:24:50,027 --> 00:24:51,961
You're really good at it.

594
00:24:52,029 --> 00:24:52,961
No.

595
00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:54,463
No, really. You are.

596
00:24:54,532 --> 00:24:55,965
Yeah.

597
00:24:56,033 --> 00:24:57,898
Are you sure that's fat free?

598
00:24:57,969 --> 00:24:59,402
Oh, yes.

599
00:24:59,470 --> 00:25:01,904
And you lose weight
by cutting it small.

600
00:25:02,974 --> 00:25:05,408
I met a really cool guy.

601
00:25:05,476 --> 00:25:06,909
Describe.

602
00:25:06,978 --> 00:25:08,411
He's got long hair.

603
00:25:08,479 --> 00:25:11,414
Straight off he offers me some smoke.

604
00:25:11,482 --> 00:25:13,006
There he is!

605
00:25:14,719 --> 00:25:16,914
Are you talking about drugs?

606
00:25:16,988 --> 00:25:18,421
Yeah.

607
00:25:18,489 --> 00:25:20,923
Tai, how old are you?

608
00:25:20,992 --> 00:25:22,926
I'll be 16 in May.

609
00:25:22,994 --> 00:25:24,928
My birthday's in April,
and as someone older,

610
00:25:24,996 --> 00:25:26,930
can I please give you some advice?

611
00:25:26,998 --> 00:25:29,933
It is one thing
to spark up a doobie at parties,

612
00:25:30,001 --> 00:25:32,435
but it is another
to be fried all day.

613
00:25:32,503 --> 00:25:33,936
Do you see the distinction?

614
00:25:34,005 --> 00:25:36,166
Yeah.

615
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,606
Loadies generally hang
on the grassy knoll.

616
00:25:38,676 --> 00:25:41,440
Sometimes they come to class
and say bonehead things,

617
00:25:41,512 --> 00:25:43,036
and we all laugh, of course,

618
00:25:43,114 --> 00:25:46,174
but no respectable girl
actually dates them.

619
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:47,945
You don't want to start off

620
00:25:48,019 --> 00:25:49,714
on the wrong foot, do you?

621
00:25:49,787 --> 00:25:51,220
I've got an idea.

622
00:25:51,289 --> 00:25:52,950
Let's do a makeover.

623
00:25:53,024 --> 00:25:54,116
[Gasp]

624
00:25:54,192 --> 00:25:55,955
No. No.

625
00:25:56,027 --> 00:26:00,964
Cher's main thrill
in life is a makeover.

626
00:26:01,032 --> 00:26:02,897
It gives her a sense of control
in a chaotic world.

627
00:26:02,967 --> 00:26:04,662
Please?

628
00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:08,398
Sure. Why not?

629
00:26:08,473 --> 00:26:12,603
You guys, I've never had
straight friends before.

630
00:26:21,052 --> 00:26:24,647
 I don't care 

631
00:26:24,722 --> 00:26:27,520
 What my teachers say 

632
00:26:27,592 --> 00:26:30,720
 I'm gonna be a supermodel 

633
00:26:30,795 --> 00:26:32,524
 And everyone 

634
00:26:32,597 --> 00:26:34,861
 ls gonna dress like me 

635
00:26:34,932 --> 00:26:36,331
 Wait and see 

636
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,994
 When I'm a supermodel 

637
00:26:39,070 --> 00:26:43,029
 And my hair will shine like the sea 

638
00:26:44,609 --> 00:26:47,100
 And everyone 

639
00:26:47,178 --> 00:26:48,941
 Will want to look 

640
00:26:49,013 --> 00:26:51,004
 Just like me 

641
00:26:51,082 --> 00:26:53,107
 Eeee 

642
00:26:53,184 --> 00:26:55,652
 'Cause I'm young 

643
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,244
 I'm hip 

644
00:26:57,321 --> 00:27:00,381
 And so beautiful 

645
00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:03,256
 I'm going to be a supermodel 

646
00:27:03,327 --> 00:27:06,125
Squeeze your buttocks when you come up.

647
00:27:06,197 --> 00:27:07,630
Squeeze in.

648
00:27:07,698 --> 00:27:09,893
I don't want to do this anymore.

649
00:27:09,967 --> 00:27:12,401
My buns don't feel
nothing like steel.

650
00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:14,904
O.K. It will get easier.
I promise.

651
00:27:14,972 --> 00:27:18,908
Just as long as
we do it every day, not sporadically.

652
00:27:18,976 --> 00:27:21,706
How do you know
if we're doing it sporadically?

653
00:27:21,779 --> 00:27:25,476
We've got to work
on your accent and vocabulary.

654
00:27:25,550 --> 00:27:27,381
Sporadic means once in a while.

655
00:27:27,451 --> 00:27:29,316
Use it in a sentence today.

656
00:27:29,387 --> 00:27:31,412
From now on,

657
00:27:31,489 --> 00:27:32,922
we're alternating
Cindy Crawford's Aerobicize

658
00:27:32,990 --> 00:27:34,423
and Buns Of Steel

659
00:27:34,492 --> 00:27:36,926
and reading one
nonschool book a week.

660
00:27:36,994 --> 00:27:39,428
My first book is Fit Or Fat.

661
00:27:39,497 --> 00:27:42,933
Mine is Men Are From Mars,
Women Are From Venus.

662
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,467
Good.

663
00:27:44,535 --> 00:27:46,332
That takes care
of our minds and bodies,

664
00:27:46,404 --> 00:27:49,168
but we should do
something good for mankind

665
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,140
for a couple of hours.

666
00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:53,403
Hey, brainiac.

667
00:27:53,477 --> 00:27:54,774
Ugh. The dreaded ex.

668
00:27:54,845 --> 00:27:56,142
Tai, this is Josh.

669
00:27:56,213 --> 00:27:57,942
Nice to meet you.

670
00:27:58,015 --> 00:27:59,573
Hey! You know about this stuff.

671
00:27:59,650 --> 00:28:02,585
I want to do something
good for humanity.

672
00:28:02,653 --> 00:28:04,143
How about sterilization?

673
00:28:04,221 --> 00:28:06,246
Ha ha ha!

674
00:28:08,993 --> 00:28:10,392
So what do you think?

675
00:28:10,461 --> 00:28:11,894
I'm amazed.

676
00:28:11,963 --> 00:28:14,898
That I am devoting myself
so generously to someone else?

677
00:28:14,966 --> 00:28:17,901
That you found someone
more clueless than you are

678
00:28:17,969 --> 00:28:19,402
to worship you.

679
00:28:19,470 --> 00:28:21,404
I am rescuing her from teenage hell.

680
00:28:21,472 --> 00:28:22,905
The wounds of adolescence

681
00:28:22,974 --> 00:28:24,908
can take years to heal.

682
00:28:24,976 --> 00:28:26,409
You've never had a mother.

683
00:28:26,477 --> 00:28:28,411
You're acting out on that poor girl

684
00:28:28,479 --> 00:28:29,912
Iike your Barbie doll.

685
00:28:29,981 --> 00:28:31,414
Freshman Psych.

686
00:28:31,482 --> 00:28:33,416
I am not taking Psych.

687
00:28:33,484 --> 00:28:35,418
I am going to take that lost soul

688
00:28:35,486 --> 00:28:37,920
and make her well-dressed and popular.

689
00:28:37,989 --> 00:28:40,423
Her life will be better
because of me.

690
00:28:40,491 --> 00:28:42,959
How many girls can
say that about you?

691
00:28:43,027 --> 00:28:45,393
 Mentos better 

692
00:28:45,463 --> 00:28:47,192
 Mentos fresher 

693
00:28:47,264 --> 00:28:48,629
 Fresh goes better 

694
00:28:48,699 --> 00:28:50,929
 With Mentos,
fresh and full of life! 

695
00:28:51,002 --> 00:28:52,435
[Television]
Mentos.

696
00:28:52,503 --> 00:28:53,697
The freshmaker.

697
00:28:53,771 --> 00:28:55,238
Be seeing ya.

698
00:28:55,306 --> 00:28:56,830
Yeah, I hope not sporadically.

699
00:29:03,447 --> 00:29:06,382
Do you see how boys
are responding?

700
00:29:06,450 --> 00:29:08,384
My heart is totally bursting.

701
00:29:08,452 --> 00:29:09,885
I know!

702
00:29:09,954 --> 00:29:11,387
Cher, you have Deamer?

703
00:29:11,455 --> 00:29:12,888
Geist.

704
00:29:12,957 --> 00:29:14,891
Hey, Tai, did you get a flyer?

705
00:29:14,959 --> 00:29:16,392
Uh-uh.

706
00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:17,893
Wow! A party!

707
00:29:17,962 --> 00:29:19,395
It's in the Valley.

708
00:29:19,463 --> 00:29:21,556
The cops usually break them up
in less than an hour,

709
00:29:21,632 --> 00:29:22,963
and it takes that long to get there.

710
00:29:23,034 --> 00:29:25,002
It's just local loadies.

711
00:29:25,069 --> 00:29:27,128
Do you guys think
Travis will be there?

712
00:29:27,204 --> 00:29:28,899
I thought we moved
on from there.

713
00:29:28,973 --> 00:29:30,634
Don't sell yourself short.

714
00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:33,108
You've got something no one here has.

715
00:29:33,177 --> 00:29:35,077
I'm not a virgin.

716
00:29:35,146 --> 00:29:37,114
As far as everyone's concerned,

717
00:29:37,181 --> 00:29:38,910
you're the most popular girl
in your school.

718
00:29:38,983 --> 00:29:41,918
The fact that you hang
with Dee and l, well...

719
00:29:41,986 --> 00:29:43,419
Speaks very highly of you.

720
00:29:43,487 --> 00:29:45,421
If you strike
while the iron is hot,

721
00:29:45,489 --> 00:29:47,423
you can have any guy
that you want.

722
00:29:47,491 --> 00:29:48,924
Like who?

723
00:29:48,993 --> 00:29:50,426
Who's available?

724
00:29:50,494 --> 00:29:51,927
There's Bronson...

725
00:29:51,996 --> 00:29:53,429
I got it! Elton!

726
00:29:53,497 --> 00:29:54,930
He just broke up with Folette!

727
00:29:54,999 --> 00:29:56,432
Who's Elton?

728
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:57,933
He's way popular,

729
00:29:58,002 --> 00:29:59,936
Iike the social director of the Crew.

730
00:30:00,004 --> 00:30:01,938
His dad can get you into any concert.

731
00:30:02,006 --> 00:30:03,940
I noticed him scoping you out.

732
00:30:04,008 --> 00:30:05,441
He was looking at me?

733
00:30:05,509 --> 00:30:06,942
Says you gave him a toothache.

734
00:30:07,011 --> 00:30:08,444
How'd I do that?

735
00:30:08,512 --> 00:30:10,207
He thought you were sweet.

736
00:30:10,281 --> 00:30:11,942
Yeah?

737
00:30:12,016 --> 00:30:14,450
Yeah? Wow!

738
00:30:14,518 --> 00:30:15,849
Is that true?

739
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,251
No.

740
00:30:17,321 --> 00:30:18,652
You are so bad!

741
00:30:24,161 --> 00:30:26,994
O.K., you guys,
all get together.

742
00:30:27,064 --> 00:30:28,326
That is great.

743
00:30:29,967 --> 00:30:30,899
Smile!

744
00:30:38,042 --> 00:30:40,636
Tai, get a little closer.

745
00:30:44,381 --> 00:30:46,178
Closer, Tai.

746
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,478
Oh, great.

747
00:30:47,551 --> 00:30:49,018
Hey, Elton, um...

748
00:30:49,086 --> 00:30:51,054
why don't you put
your arm around Tai?

749
00:30:53,557 --> 00:30:54,990
All right.

750
00:30:55,059 --> 00:30:56,287
Yeah, that's good.

751
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,991
O.K.

752
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,585
O.K. Tai. Come here, Tai.

753
00:31:03,931 --> 00:31:05,421
Hold that.

754
00:31:05,499 --> 00:31:06,932
O.K.

755
00:31:08,502 --> 00:31:09,935
O.K.

756
00:31:11,605 --> 00:31:13,937
Cool picture.

757
00:31:14,007 --> 00:31:15,668
Doesn't she look classic?

758
00:31:15,742 --> 00:31:17,141
Yeah, she's beautiful.

759
00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:19,940
She's like one of
those Botticelli chicks.

760
00:31:20,013 --> 00:31:23,449
Why don't you make me
a copy of this, O.K.?

761
00:31:23,517 --> 00:31:24,950
Sure.

762
00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:28,947
Hi, Daddy. This is my friend Tai.

763
00:31:29,022 --> 00:31:30,455
Get out of my chair!

764
00:31:32,526 --> 00:31:33,959
Thank you, Lucy. It looks great.

765
00:31:34,027 --> 00:31:35,654
What is this crap?

766
00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:37,458
It's from the
Cut Your Cholesterol Cookbook.

767
00:31:37,531 --> 00:31:41,467
Dr. Lovett says that
you've got to get down to 200.

768
00:31:41,535 --> 00:31:42,797
[Beep]

769
00:31:42,869 --> 00:31:44,302
No calls tonight.

770
00:31:44,371 --> 00:31:46,305
But it's Dionne.
It might be important.

771
00:31:46,373 --> 00:31:48,000
We're having a nice family dinner.

772
00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:51,374
So, uh, what did you do
in school today?

773
00:31:51,445 --> 00:31:53,470
Well...

774
00:31:53,547 --> 00:31:56,015
I broke in my purple clogs.

775
00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,482
[Telephone Rings]

776
00:31:57,551 --> 00:31:58,916
Yeah, hello?

777
00:31:58,986 --> 00:32:00,749
[Ring]

778
00:32:00,821 --> 00:32:02,812
Dee? What up?

779
00:32:02,889 --> 00:32:04,322
So check it.

780
00:32:04,391 --> 00:32:05,688
Murray's Geometry class

781
00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:07,192
is right by Elton's locker.

782
00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:09,160
Taped up inside
was the picture of Tai.

783
00:32:09,229 --> 00:32:10,662
Oh, my God.

784
00:32:10,731 --> 00:32:13,529
Elton's got a picture of you
in his locker.

785
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,227
Oh, no shit!

786
00:32:15,302 --> 00:32:16,428
Hello?

787
00:32:16,503 --> 00:32:18,562
The whole crew is going to this party

788
00:32:18,639 --> 00:32:20,004
in the Valley.

789
00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:21,438
Bye.

790
00:32:21,508 --> 00:32:25,842
We're going to have
to make a cameo at the Val party.

791
00:32:25,912 --> 00:32:28,005
I said I wanted it
in the morning! No!

792
00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:30,447
Just look at the top of the map.

793
00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:31,950
Sun Valley is north.

794
00:32:32,019 --> 00:32:33,953
No. All I see is Bel Air.

795
00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:35,454
You're on the wrong map.

796
00:32:35,522 --> 00:32:37,456
Look at the number on the top.

797
00:32:37,524 --> 00:32:38,957
There are no numbers.
There's letters.

798
00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:40,220
Uh!

799
00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:42,955
Murray, shut up.

800
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:45,692
[Cher]
Listen, Tai, when we get there,

801
00:32:45,766 --> 00:32:48,701
make sure Elton sees you,
but don't say hi first.

802
00:32:48,769 --> 00:32:51,431
Look like you're having
fun and you're popular.

803
00:32:51,505 --> 00:32:53,473
Talk to a guy in his eyeline.

804
00:32:53,540 --> 00:32:55,474
Make him come to you.

805
00:32:55,542 --> 00:32:57,407
Find an excuse to leave
during the conversation.

806
00:32:57,477 --> 00:32:59,411
Always have him wanting more.

807
00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:00,912
I got it.

808
00:33:00,981 --> 00:33:02,573
Heads up!

809
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:04,617
Oh! Did you just see that?

810
00:33:04,685 --> 00:33:07,381
Skateboards.
That is, like, so five years ago.

811
00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:08,819
You guys came. That's great.

812
00:33:08,889 --> 00:33:11,289
You want a beer?
I'll get you a beer.

813
00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:12,655
No.

814
00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:16,924
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
This shit is whack.

815
00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:18,430
This is ragin'.

816
00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:21,865
Let's do a lap before
we commit to a location.

817
00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:24,937
Aah! Hey!

818
00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:26,233
Who was that?

819
00:33:27,507 --> 00:33:30,169
Cher, ain't that the same dress

820
00:33:30,243 --> 00:33:31,676
that you was wearing yesterday?

821
00:33:31,745 --> 00:33:34,236
Say, Ambular.

822
00:33:34,314 --> 00:33:36,441
Hi!

823
00:33:36,516 --> 00:33:39,451
Was that you going
through my laundry?

824
00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:40,952
As if!

825
00:33:41,021 --> 00:33:42,955
Like I would really
wear something from Judy's.

826
00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:44,456
Do you prefer fashion victim

827
00:33:44,524 --> 00:33:45,957
or ensembly challenged?

828
00:33:46,026 --> 00:33:47,459
Uh!

829
00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:48,960
That clone.

830
00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:50,963
You look much better
in that dress.

831
00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:52,464
Hey!

832
00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:53,965
[Spills Drink]

833
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:55,968
Ruin my satin shoes,
why don't you?

834
00:33:56,036 --> 00:33:57,333
I'm sorry.

835
00:33:57,404 --> 00:34:00,396
Excuse me. My shoes.

836
00:34:00,474 --> 00:34:02,408
Uh!

837
00:34:02,476 --> 00:34:04,410
This is so not fixable.

838
00:34:04,478 --> 00:34:08,414
It's a small price to pay
to the party gods.

839
00:34:08,482 --> 00:34:09,915
Look, I'll make amends.

840
00:34:09,983 --> 00:34:11,416
How about some chronic shit?

841
00:34:11,485 --> 00:34:13,419
It's the least you can do.

842
00:34:13,487 --> 00:34:15,455
Let's spark it.

843
00:34:17,991 --> 00:34:19,856
Hey, Elton's over there.

844
00:34:19,926 --> 00:34:22,861
Act like Travis is
saying something funny.

845
00:34:22,929 --> 00:34:23,918
Sorry.

846
00:34:23,997 --> 00:34:25,294
Ha ha ha!

847
00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,805
What's so funny?

848
00:34:33,874 --> 00:34:35,000
Nothing.

849
00:34:39,012 --> 00:34:40,445
Oh, here.

850
00:34:40,514 --> 00:34:44,450
Hey, everyone.
Let's play suck and blow.

851
00:34:51,024 --> 00:34:53,959
[Laughter And Applause]

852
00:34:54,027 --> 00:34:56,188
God, Elton! Can't you suck?

853
00:34:56,263 --> 00:34:58,731
Aah! No!

854
00:34:58,799 --> 00:35:00,266
It's Dee! Come on!

855
00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:03,393
[Dionne]
What have you done?

856
00:35:03,470 --> 00:35:06,439
Oh, my God!

857
00:35:06,506 --> 00:35:08,906
Why did you do this to your head?

858
00:35:08,975 --> 00:35:10,909
'Cause I'm keeping it real.

859
00:35:10,977 --> 00:35:13,411
Look what he's done!
Can you believe this?

860
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,742
Look at Lawrence's head.

861
00:35:14,815 --> 00:35:16,077
It's the bomb!

862
00:35:16,149 --> 00:35:17,446
You look good!

863
00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:18,711
As will you.

864
00:35:18,785 --> 00:35:20,776
What do you care what he thinks?

865
00:35:20,854 --> 00:35:22,219
I have to look at you.

866
00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:25,258
What am I going to do with you now?

867
00:35:25,325 --> 00:35:26,917
Right before the yearbook pictures?

868
00:35:26,993 --> 00:35:28,460
What will I tell my grandchildren?

869
00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:29,961
You know what?

870
00:35:30,030 --> 00:35:31,930
O.K. That's it.

871
00:35:31,998 --> 00:35:33,431
I'm calling your mother.

872
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,434
Hold up! No, no, no!

873
00:35:35,502 --> 00:35:37,436
Wait! Don't call my mom!

874
00:35:37,504 --> 00:35:38,937
Yo, man! Chill! Chill!

875
00:35:39,005 --> 00:35:40,438
Don't call my mom!

876
00:35:40,507 --> 00:35:42,441
The same thing happened
at the spring dance.

877
00:35:42,509 --> 00:35:44,943
She spent the entire
afterparty in the bathroom.

878
00:35:45,011 --> 00:35:46,774
That almost destroyed my buzz.

879
00:35:46,847 --> 00:35:48,212
I'm still baked.

880
00:35:48,281 --> 00:35:50,909
[Glass Breaking]

881
00:35:56,156 --> 00:35:57,521
What do you say

882
00:35:57,591 --> 00:35:59,525
we go bump into people?

883
00:35:59,593 --> 00:36:02,391
Yeah. I'm cool with that.

884
00:36:02,462 --> 00:36:05,898
Hey, Tai! Wait up!

885
00:36:08,468 --> 00:36:09,901
Are you O.K.?

886
00:36:09,970 --> 00:36:12,905
Yeah. Where's your sense
of good hospitality?

887
00:36:12,973 --> 00:36:15,908
That was so cool
the way you did that.

888
00:36:15,976 --> 00:36:17,739
I wish I could do it.

889
00:36:17,811 --> 00:36:19,005
Oh, no. Don't.

890
00:36:19,079 --> 00:36:20,239
Why not?

891
00:36:20,313 --> 00:36:23,339
If girls did it,
how would guys impress them?

892
00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:25,407
I don't know, like...

893
00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:27,009
stuff.

894
00:36:27,087 --> 00:36:29,749
What kind of stuff?

895
00:36:34,995 --> 00:36:36,929
Tai, I need you.

896
00:36:36,997 --> 00:36:38,259
Elton's over there.

897
00:36:48,174 --> 00:36:51,905
 Rollin' with my homies 

898
00:36:57,384 --> 00:37:00,319
 Rollin' with my homies 

899
00:37:03,456 --> 00:37:05,117
Tai!

900
00:37:05,191 --> 00:37:06,658
Tai! Elton, help me!

901
00:37:11,464 --> 00:37:12,897
Use this.

902
00:37:12,966 --> 00:37:14,399
You guys should use ice.

903
00:37:14,467 --> 00:37:16,401
Travis, we've got it under control!

904
00:37:16,469 --> 00:37:17,902
Tai, are you O.K.?

905
00:37:17,971 --> 00:37:20,303
Travis, Tai would have wanted you

906
00:37:20,373 --> 00:37:21,897
to enjoy the party.

907
00:37:23,977 --> 00:37:25,911
If it's a concussion,
keep her conscious.

908
00:37:25,979 --> 00:37:27,310
Ask her questions.

909
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:28,745
What's 7 times 7?

910
00:37:28,815 --> 00:37:30,146
Stuff she knows.

911
00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:38,923
That's some bump you got there.

912
00:37:38,992 --> 00:37:40,425
Yeah.

913
00:37:40,493 --> 00:37:42,427
You ready to go back out there?

914
00:37:42,495 --> 00:37:43,928
Yeah, I am.

915
00:37:43,997 --> 00:37:45,931
You sure? Can you do this?

916
00:37:45,999 --> 00:37:48,024
 Rollin' with the homies 

917
00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:49,932
 Rollin' with the homies 

918
00:37:50,003 --> 00:37:51,937
Good! Let's do it.
You're ready.

919
00:37:54,007 --> 00:37:55,941
I had to give myself snaps

920
00:37:56,009 --> 00:37:58,876
for all the good deeds I was doing.

921
00:37:58,945 --> 00:38:01,379
It was great. Love was everywhere,

922
00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:03,882
and even though I was alone,

923
00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:05,884
I was really happy for Tai.

924
00:38:05,952 --> 00:38:09,388
It's like that book
I read in ninth grade

925
00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:11,890
that said,
"'Tis a far, far better thing

926
00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:13,391
doing stuff for other people."

927
00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:14,893
- [Telephone Rings]
- [Helicopter]

928
00:38:14,961 --> 00:38:16,394
Hello?

929
00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:18,397
Do you know what time it is?

930
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,899
A watch doesn't really go
with this outfit, Daddy.

931
00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:22,400
Where are you?

932
00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:24,403
Having a snack with my girlfriends.

933
00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:25,904
Where, in Kuwait?

934
00:38:25,972 --> 00:38:27,405
Is that in the Valley?

935
00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:30,910
I expect you to walk
in this door in 20 minutes.

936
00:38:30,977 --> 00:38:33,912
Well, um, it might take
longer than that, Dad.

937
00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:36,915
Everywhere in L.A.
takes 20 minutes.

938
00:38:36,983 --> 00:38:39,713
[Helicopter]

939
00:38:39,786 --> 00:38:41,720
Sorry to make you leave.

940
00:38:41,788 --> 00:38:45,417
Dionne's bucking for
best dramatic actress at a Val party.

941
00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:46,925
Ha ha ha!

942
00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:48,221
Hey, Summer.

943
00:38:48,294 --> 00:38:50,421
Hi. Pretty random fiesta.
Want a ride home?

944
00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:51,930
That would be great. Thanks.

945
00:38:51,998 --> 00:38:53,431
No, I got her.

946
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:54,933
I'm right below Wilshire and Linden.

947
00:38:55,001 --> 00:38:57,367
That's right near me.
I'm above Olympic.

948
00:38:57,437 --> 00:38:59,371
Great. Tai will go with Summer.

949
00:38:59,439 --> 00:39:01,373
Cher, you'll come with me.

950
00:39:01,441 --> 00:39:03,375
Actually, if you
take Wilshire to Canon,

951
00:39:03,443 --> 00:39:04,934
that turns into Benedict.

952
00:39:05,068 --> 00:39:07,866
Then she'd have to go back south,

953
00:39:07,937 --> 00:39:09,871
and I'm already going north.

954
00:39:09,939 --> 00:39:14,035
But you could take Tai
on your way up to Sunset.

955
00:39:14,110 --> 00:39:15,873
That doesn't make any sense.

956
00:39:15,945 --> 00:39:18,345
I'd have to get off the freeway.

957
00:39:18,414 --> 00:39:19,847
I hate that.

958
00:39:19,916 --> 00:39:22,851
Tai, go with Summer.
Cher, you'll come with me.

959
00:39:22,919 --> 00:39:24,386
Watch your feet.

960
00:39:33,696 --> 00:39:37,427
Didn't Tai look cute tonight?

961
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,694
 Away 

962
00:39:38,768 --> 00:39:41,498
 Turn away 

963
00:39:41,571 --> 00:39:43,505
 Turn away 

964
00:39:43,573 --> 00:39:45,370
 Turn away 

965
00:39:45,441 --> 00:39:47,375
I really love her hair

966
00:39:47,443 --> 00:39:49,877
when it's all wild, you know?

967
00:39:49,946 --> 00:39:52,881
It's also very pretty
when it's all up

968
00:39:52,949 --> 00:39:54,382
with that curly tendrils,

969
00:39:54,450 --> 00:39:56,247
Iike in that picture I took.

970
00:39:56,319 --> 00:39:59,311
You know,
you're one of my best friends,

971
00:39:59,389 --> 00:40:02,847
and I do not have friends
that are girls.

972
00:40:02,926 --> 00:40:06,453
Well, I'm glad, because
your happiness means a lot to me.

973
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:07,928
It does?

974
00:40:07,997 --> 00:40:11,330
Sure. I saw how hard
your breakup with Folette was.

975
00:40:11,401 --> 00:40:13,835
Yeah. I think we both know

976
00:40:13,903 --> 00:40:16,770
what it feels like to be lonely.

977
00:40:18,474 --> 00:40:19,771
Whatever.

978
00:40:19,842 --> 00:40:22,743
The thing is, I'd really
like to see you settled.

979
00:40:26,950 --> 00:40:28,918
Where are we going?

980
00:40:31,487 --> 00:40:32,920
I knew it.

981
00:40:34,991 --> 00:40:36,424
I knew it.

982
00:40:36,492 --> 00:40:37,925
You knew what?

983
00:40:37,994 --> 00:40:40,428
That you were
totally sprung on me.

984
00:40:40,496 --> 00:40:42,054
Hello? Don't you mean Tai?

985
00:40:42,131 --> 00:40:43,291
Tai?

986
00:40:43,366 --> 00:40:44,890
Her picture's in your locker.

987
00:40:44,968 --> 00:40:46,993
The picture you took
is in my locker.

988
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:51,507
Oh, I'm having
a Twin Peaks experience.

989
00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:54,008
I knew it when you kissed me.

990
00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:55,339
Suck and blow is a game, Elton.

991
00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:56,639
I know it's a game.

992
00:40:56,713 --> 00:40:57,907
Stop it!

993
00:41:00,950 --> 00:41:02,383
Fine.

994
00:41:02,452 --> 00:41:04,386
You know, I don't get you, Cher.

995
00:41:04,454 --> 00:41:05,978
You flirt with me all year--

996
00:41:06,055 --> 00:41:07,215
As if!

997
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,383
I have been trying
to get you with Tai!

998
00:41:09,459 --> 00:41:10,858
Tai?

999
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,656
Why would I go with Tai?

1000
00:41:12,729 --> 00:41:14,720
Why not?

1001
00:41:14,797 --> 00:41:15,889
Why not?

1002
00:41:15,965 --> 00:41:18,593
Don't you even know
who my father is?

1003
00:41:18,668 --> 00:41:21,000
You are a snob and a half.

1004
00:41:22,472 --> 00:41:23,905
Cher, listen to me.

1005
00:41:23,973 --> 00:41:25,907
Me and Tai...

1006
00:41:25,975 --> 00:41:27,909
we don't make any sense.

1007
00:41:27,977 --> 00:41:28,909
All right?

1008
00:41:28,978 --> 00:41:31,913
Me and--and you...

1009
00:41:31,981 --> 00:41:33,414
well, I mean...

1010
00:41:33,483 --> 00:41:34,973
it makes sense.

1011
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,617
Cut it out!

1012
00:41:38,688 --> 00:41:39,916
Come on!

1013
00:41:39,989 --> 00:41:41,923
Stop it!

1014
00:41:44,994 --> 00:41:46,427
Cher!

1015
00:41:46,496 --> 00:41:47,929
Where you going?

1016
00:41:47,997 --> 00:41:49,931
You're only hurting
yourself here, baby.

1017
00:41:49,999 --> 00:41:51,432
You going to walk home?

1018
00:41:51,501 --> 00:41:53,435
Get back in the car, please.

1019
00:41:53,503 --> 00:41:54,936
Get back in the car.

1020
00:41:55,004 --> 00:41:56,437
Leave me alone!

1021
00:41:56,506 --> 00:41:58,064
Fine!

1022
00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:01,372
Hey! Where are you going?

1023
00:42:01,444 --> 00:42:02,877
[Screeching Tires]

1024
00:42:02,945 --> 00:42:05,175
Oh, shit!

1025
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:07,873
[Telephone Ringing]

1026
00:42:07,950 --> 00:42:09,383
Valley information.

1027
00:42:09,452 --> 00:42:11,886
Do you have a number of a cab company?

1028
00:42:11,954 --> 00:42:13,387
Which one?

1029
00:42:13,456 --> 00:42:15,390
I don't know. What do you have?

1030
00:42:15,458 --> 00:42:17,426
Hand it over.
Give me the phone.

1031
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:19,222
[Whimpering]

1032
00:42:19,295 --> 00:42:21,286
O.K. The bag, too.

1033
00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:22,956
Come on!

1034
00:42:23,032 --> 00:42:24,465
All right. Now, uh...

1035
00:42:24,534 --> 00:42:27,901
get down on the ground face down.

1036
00:42:27,970 --> 00:42:29,403
Come on!

1037
00:42:29,472 --> 00:42:31,406
Oh, no. You don't understand.

1038
00:42:31,474 --> 00:42:32,805
This is an Alaia.

1039
00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:34,342
An a-what-a?

1040
00:42:34,410 --> 00:42:38,141
It's, like, a totally
important designer.

1041
00:42:38,214 --> 00:42:40,273
I will totally
shoot you in the head.

1042
00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:41,281
Get down!

1043
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:43,841
[Whimpering]

1044
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:44,852
That's good.

1045
00:42:44,921 --> 00:42:46,388
Yeah. All right.

1046
00:42:46,456 --> 00:42:47,923
Um...

1047
00:42:47,990 --> 00:42:49,787
Count to 100. Thank you.

1048
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:51,918
1...

1049
00:42:51,994 --> 00:42:54,929
2...3...

1050
00:42:54,997 --> 00:42:58,433
The evening had turned
into a royal mess--

1051
00:42:58,501 --> 00:42:59,866
sexually harassed,

1052
00:42:59,936 --> 00:43:01,369
robbed.

1053
00:43:01,437 --> 00:43:03,371
I didn't know the number of the party,

1054
00:43:03,439 --> 00:43:04,872
so I couldn't call Dionne,

1055
00:43:04,941 --> 00:43:08,377
and Daddy would kill me
if he knew where I was.

1056
00:43:08,444 --> 00:43:10,378
There was just one person left to call,

1057
00:43:10,446 --> 00:43:12,971
and I really, really
didn't want to call him.

1058
00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:14,380
Come on.

1059
00:43:14,450 --> 00:43:16,384
[Telephone Rings]

1060
00:43:16,452 --> 00:43:17,976
Hello?

1061
00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:19,453
Josh, you busy?

1062
00:43:19,522 --> 00:43:21,513
It's Mel's daughter.

1063
00:43:21,591 --> 00:43:23,525
I was at this party,

1064
00:43:23,593 --> 00:43:25,686
and my designated driver
tried to attack me.

1065
00:43:25,762 --> 00:43:27,696
I got out,
but then he drove off

1066
00:43:27,764 --> 00:43:29,288
and deserted me.

1067
00:43:29,365 --> 00:43:31,890
Then this guy
with a gun held me up,

1068
00:43:31,968 --> 00:43:33,902
took my money and my phone,

1069
00:43:33,970 --> 00:43:37,167
yelled at me, and
forced me to ruin my dress.

1070
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,901
O.K. O.K.

1071
00:43:38,975 --> 00:43:40,909
Um, where are you?

1072
00:43:40,977 --> 00:43:43,411
Sun Valley.

1073
00:43:43,479 --> 00:43:47,415
Man, you owe me.

1074
00:43:47,483 --> 00:43:48,916
The man is ridiculous.

1075
00:43:48,985 --> 00:43:50,919
He doesn't have one unique thought

1076
00:43:50,987 --> 00:43:52,420
in his little, puny brain.

1077
00:43:52,488 --> 00:43:54,422
I think that there's some merit

1078
00:43:54,490 --> 00:43:55,923
in learning form straight off.

1079
00:43:55,992 --> 00:43:57,357
Oh, Josh, please!

1080
00:43:57,426 --> 00:44:00,361
He's taken our minds
at the most fecund point

1081
00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:02,363
and restrained them
before they've wandered

1082
00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:03,864
through the garden of ideas.

1083
00:44:03,933 --> 00:44:05,867
It's just like Hamlet said,

1084
00:44:05,935 --> 00:44:08,028
"To thine own self be true."

1085
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:10,402
No. Hamlet didn't say that.

1086
00:44:10,473 --> 00:44:13,931
I think that I remember
Hamlet accurately.

1087
00:44:14,010 --> 00:44:16,444
Well, I remember
Mel Gibson accurately,

1088
00:44:16,512 --> 00:44:19,072
and he didn't say that.

1089
00:44:19,148 --> 00:44:20,877
That Polonius guy did.

1090
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:22,815
Ha ha ha!

1091
00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:38,626
I'm going to walk
Heather to her door.

1092
00:44:38,701 --> 00:44:41,397
Try and stay out of trouble.

1093
00:44:54,951 --> 00:44:59,767
Ew! My life is turning into
a bigger disaster than Malibu.

1094
00:44:59,901 --> 00:45:03,337
I didn't know what
I was going to say to Tai.

1095
00:45:03,404 --> 00:45:04,837
I felt really nervous.

1096
00:45:04,906 --> 00:45:06,203
Even Fabian, my masseuse,

1097
00:45:06,274 --> 00:45:09,243
said I had a lot of tension in my back.

1098
00:45:11,045 --> 00:45:14,845
- It's my hips, isn't it?
- No, of course not.

1099
00:45:14,916 --> 00:45:16,850
Don't be stupid.
You could do so much better.

1100
00:45:16,918 --> 00:45:18,852
He thinks he's all that, Tai.

1101
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,353
Yeah. God's gift.

1102
00:45:20,421 --> 00:45:21,854
You're too good for him.

1103
00:45:21,923 --> 00:45:23,857
If I'm too good for him,

1104
00:45:23,925 --> 00:45:26,359
then how come I'm not with him?

1105
00:45:26,427 --> 00:45:27,860
I have got an idea.

1106
00:45:27,929 --> 00:45:29,863
Let's blow off
seventh and eighth,

1107
00:45:29,931 --> 00:45:32,365
go to the mall,
have a calorie fest,

1108
00:45:32,433 --> 00:45:34,367
and see the new Christian Slater.

1109
00:45:34,435 --> 00:45:35,868
Yes!

1110
00:45:35,937 --> 00:45:38,371
Oh, you guys!

1111
00:45:43,144 --> 00:45:45,374
Look at him. Ooh, baby.

1112
00:45:45,446 --> 00:45:48,381
Break me off a piece of that.

1113
00:45:48,449 --> 00:45:50,007
Ha ha ha!

1114
00:45:50,084 --> 00:45:51,517
Survey says?

1115
00:45:51,586 --> 00:45:52,883
Doable.

1116
00:45:52,954 --> 00:45:55,445
Puny. I like them big.

1117
00:45:55,523 --> 00:45:57,457
Oh, I hate muscles.

1118
00:45:57,525 --> 00:45:59,823
I don't really care either way.

1119
00:45:59,894 --> 00:46:01,828
Just as long as his you-know-what

1120
00:46:01,896 --> 00:46:03,329
isn't crooked.

1121
00:46:03,398 --> 00:46:05,025
I really hate that.

1122
00:46:05,099 --> 00:46:06,293
What?

1123
00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:07,766
Shh! Don't scare her.

1124
00:46:07,835 --> 00:46:09,268
Why? What's wrong?

1125
00:46:09,337 --> 00:46:12,329
Cher is saving herself for Luke Perry.

1126
00:46:12,407 --> 00:46:14,341
Cher, you're a virgin?

1127
00:46:14,409 --> 00:46:16,775
God! You say it like
it's a bad thing.

1128
00:46:16,844 --> 00:46:19,870
Besides, the PC term
is hymenally challenged.

1129
00:46:19,947 --> 00:46:22,347
I am not interested in doing it

1130
00:46:22,417 --> 00:46:24,351
until I find the right person.

1131
00:46:24,419 --> 00:46:27,354
You see how picky I am about my shoes.

1132
00:46:27,422 --> 00:46:29,617
They only go on my feet.

1133
00:46:29,690 --> 00:46:31,351
You're one to talk, Dee.

1134
00:46:31,426 --> 00:46:33,519
Oh, wait a minute!

1135
00:46:33,594 --> 00:46:35,892
I thought that
you and Murray were...

1136
00:46:35,963 --> 00:46:37,396
My man is satisfied.

1137
00:46:37,465 --> 00:46:39,899
He's got no cause
for complaints.

1138
00:46:39,967 --> 00:46:41,366
But technically,
I am a virgin.

1139
00:46:41,436 --> 00:46:43,904
You know what I mean.

1140
00:46:46,274 --> 00:46:48,333
Oh, God.

1141
00:46:48,409 --> 00:46:49,671
What's wrong, Tai?

1142
00:46:49,744 --> 00:46:51,177
They're playing our song--

1143
00:46:51,245 --> 00:46:54,305
The one that Elton
and I danced to.

1144
00:46:54,382 --> 00:46:55,314
Oh.

1145
00:46:56,551 --> 00:46:58,815
 Rollin' with the homies 

1146
00:46:58,886 --> 00:47:00,376
Oh, Tai.

1147
00:47:00,455 --> 00:47:01,820
Don't cry.

1148
00:47:01,889 --> 00:47:03,322
I'm sorry.

1149
00:47:03,391 --> 00:47:04,824
[Crying]

1150
00:47:04,892 --> 00:47:06,860
Oh, my gosh.

1151
00:47:06,928 --> 00:47:08,190
Stop!

1152
00:47:08,262 --> 00:47:10,696
I could tell Tai's grieving period

1153
00:47:10,765 --> 00:47:12,198
would be considerable,

1154
00:47:12,266 --> 00:47:13,699
unless I found someone

1155
00:47:13,768 --> 00:47:15,827
to take Elton's place right away.

1156
00:47:21,843 --> 00:47:25,108
I don't want to be a traitor
to my generation,

1157
00:47:25,179 --> 00:47:27,579
but I don't get how guys dress today.

1158
00:47:27,648 --> 00:47:30,344
It looks like they just fell out of bed

1159
00:47:30,418 --> 00:47:32,352
and put on some baggy pants

1160
00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:33,944
and take their greasy hair-- Ugh!

1161
00:47:34,021 --> 00:47:36,512
And cover it up with a backwards cap,

1162
00:47:36,591 --> 00:47:39,025
and, like, we're expected to swoon?

1163
00:47:39,093 --> 00:47:40,856
I don't think so.

1164
00:47:42,763 --> 00:47:45,698
Searching for a boy in high school

1165
00:47:45,766 --> 00:47:48,701
is as useless as searching for meaning

1166
00:47:48,769 --> 00:47:50,862
in a Pauly Shore movie.

1167
00:48:15,897 --> 00:48:19,333
So this must be the elusive Christian.

1168
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,334
Where should I park?

1169
00:48:21,402 --> 00:48:23,836
There's one. Third back.

1170
00:48:25,406 --> 00:48:26,839
O.K. O.K.

1171
00:48:26,908 --> 00:48:31,345
Now, I know I said
I would find a guy for Tai,

1172
00:48:31,412 --> 00:48:34,575
but I suppose there's no harm
in finding one for myself also.

1173
00:48:43,925 --> 00:48:45,187
Nice stems.

1174
00:48:45,259 --> 00:48:46,749
Thanks.

1175
00:48:48,496 --> 00:48:49,861
[Mr. Hall]
Cher?

1176
00:48:49,931 --> 00:48:51,364
Present.

1177
00:48:51,432 --> 00:48:52,922
We established that during attendance.

1178
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,763
It's time for your oral.

1179
00:48:54,835 --> 00:48:56,564
Excuse me?

1180
00:48:56,637 --> 00:48:57,968
Your original oral.

1181
00:48:58,039 --> 00:48:59,802
Violence in the media.

1182
00:48:59,874 --> 00:49:02,035
Oh!

1183
00:49:03,177 --> 00:49:04,804
So, O.K.

1184
00:49:04,879 --> 00:49:08,315
The attorney general says
there's too much violence on TV,

1185
00:49:08,382 --> 00:49:10,179
and that should stop.

1186
00:49:10,251 --> 00:49:12,811
Even if you took out
all the violent shows,

1187
00:49:12,887 --> 00:49:14,184
you could still see the news.

1188
00:49:14,255 --> 00:49:15,813
So until mankind
is peaceful enough

1189
00:49:15,890 --> 00:49:18,324
not to have violence on the news,

1190
00:49:18,392 --> 00:49:21,327
there's no point
in taking it out of shows

1191
00:49:21,395 --> 00:49:23,829
that need it for entertainment value.

1192
00:49:23,898 --> 00:49:25,559
Thank you.

1193
00:49:25,633 --> 00:49:27,430
[Cheering]

1194
00:49:31,906 --> 00:49:34,374
Any comments? Elton?

1195
00:49:34,442 --> 00:49:36,342
My foot hurts.
Can I go to the nurse?

1196
00:49:36,410 --> 00:49:38,344
Travis?

1197
00:49:38,412 --> 00:49:40,346
Two very enthusiastic thumbs up.

1198
00:49:40,414 --> 00:49:42,814
Fine holiday fun.

1199
00:49:42,883 --> 00:49:45,818
Hello? Was I the only one listening?

1200
00:49:45,886 --> 00:49:48,855
I mean, I thought it reeked.

1201
00:49:48,923 --> 00:49:51,858
I believe that was
your designer impostor perfume.

1202
00:49:51,926 --> 00:49:53,359
[Bell Rings]

1203
00:49:56,931 --> 00:49:58,364
I dug it.

1204
00:50:07,942 --> 00:50:09,876
During the next few days,

1205
00:50:09,944 --> 00:50:12,378
I did what any normal girl would do.

1206
00:50:12,446 --> 00:50:15,381
I sent myself love letters
and flowers and candy,

1207
00:50:15,449 --> 00:50:17,883
just so he'd see how desired I was

1208
00:50:17,952 --> 00:50:19,886
in case he didn't already know.

1209
00:50:19,954 --> 00:50:21,615
 He got the finest face I ever seen 

1210
00:50:21,689 --> 00:50:23,179
 And the body to go with it 

1211
00:50:23,257 --> 00:50:24,849
 I'm telling you, he's mean 

1212
00:50:24,925 --> 00:50:27,018
 And my girlfriends be telling me 

1213
00:50:27,094 --> 00:50:30,393
 They be seeing him
and he be asking about me 

1214
00:50:30,464 --> 00:50:32,398
And anything you can do

1215
00:50:32,466 --> 00:50:36,095
to draw attention
to your mouth is good.

1216
00:50:36,170 --> 00:50:39,606
Also, sometimes
you have to show a little skin.

1217
00:50:39,674 --> 00:50:42,108
This reminds guys of being naked,

1218
00:50:42,176 --> 00:50:44,110
and then they think of sex.

1219
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:47,412
Hey, Duchess?

1220
00:50:47,481 --> 00:50:48,914
Yes?

1221
00:50:48,983 --> 00:50:50,416
You rashin' this weekend?

1222
00:50:50,484 --> 00:50:51,917
Huh?

1223
00:50:51,986 --> 00:50:53,419
Like Saturday.

1224
00:50:53,487 --> 00:50:57,651
I'm new, but I thought maybe
you had an in on the heavy clambakes.

1225
00:50:57,725 --> 00:51:00,353
Well, my ex-stepbrother's friends

1226
00:51:00,428 --> 00:51:01,861
are having a party.

1227
00:51:01,929 --> 00:51:03,863
Solid.

1228
00:51:05,433 --> 00:51:07,298
Daddy had an urgent case.

1229
00:51:07,368 --> 00:51:09,734
Some clerks and Josh helped him

1230
00:51:09,804 --> 00:51:13,137
go through a gazillion depositions.

1231
00:51:13,207 --> 00:51:15,675
[Doorbell Rings]

1232
00:51:15,743 --> 00:51:17,836
- [Cher] Daddy!
- What?

1233
00:51:17,912 --> 00:51:21,109
I can't open it.
I have to make him wait!

1234
00:51:21,182 --> 00:51:22,809
Then he can wait outside.

1235
00:51:22,883 --> 00:51:24,748
Josh, please!

1236
00:51:24,819 --> 00:51:27,310
Come on, Josh!

1237
00:51:27,388 --> 00:51:29,822
Come on!

1238
00:51:31,392 --> 00:51:32,950
[Doorbell Rings]

1239
00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:41,834
What do you hear?

1240
00:51:41,902 --> 00:51:43,836
She's not ready.

1241
00:51:48,576 --> 00:51:50,942
Hey, man.

1242
00:51:52,513 --> 00:51:54,174
Nice pile of bricks you got here.

1243
00:51:54,248 --> 00:51:55,476
You drink?

1244
00:51:55,549 --> 00:51:57,414
No, thanks. I'm cool.

1245
00:51:57,485 --> 00:52:00,010
I'm not offering.
I'm asking you if you drink.

1246
00:52:00,087 --> 00:52:02,351
You think I'd give alcohol
to teenage drivers

1247
00:52:02,423 --> 00:52:03,856
taking my daughter out?

1248
00:52:03,924 --> 00:52:05,255
The protective vibe. I dig.

1249
00:52:05,326 --> 00:52:07,794
You think the death of Sammy Davis

1250
00:52:07,862 --> 00:52:09,887
Ieft an opening in the Rat Pack?

1251
00:52:18,606 --> 00:52:19,868
Christian.

1252
00:52:19,940 --> 00:52:22,408
Doll face.

1253
00:52:22,476 --> 00:52:23,807
Handsome.

1254
00:52:23,878 --> 00:52:25,311
[Mmwaa]

1255
00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:26,505
Stunning.

1256
00:52:26,580 --> 00:52:30,016
You're not letting her
go out like that, are you?

1257
00:52:30,084 --> 00:52:31,381
Cher, get in here.

1258
00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:33,386
- What's up?
- What the hell is that?

1259
00:52:33,454 --> 00:52:34,386
A dress.

1260
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:35,387
Says who?

1261
00:52:35,456 --> 00:52:36,718
Calvin Klein.

1262
00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:38,224
It looks like underwear.

1263
00:52:38,292 --> 00:52:41,318
Go upstairs and put
something over it.

1264
00:52:41,395 --> 00:52:43,829
Tscha! I was just going to.

1265
00:52:43,898 --> 00:52:45,593
Hey, you.

1266
00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:47,327
Anything happens to my daughter,

1267
00:52:47,401 --> 00:52:49,335
I got a .45 and a shovel.

1268
00:52:49,403 --> 00:52:51,837
I doubt anybody would miss you.

1269
00:52:51,906 --> 00:52:53,339
Bye, Daddy.

1270
00:52:54,909 --> 00:52:56,308
Come on.

1271
00:53:03,371 --> 00:53:04,668
Oh, it's so killer!

1272
00:53:04,739 --> 00:53:06,229
Thank you.

1273
00:53:06,307 --> 00:53:08,241
Your dad is pretty scary.

1274
00:53:08,309 --> 00:53:10,243
Isn't he?

1275
00:53:13,314 --> 00:53:14,747
You like Billie Holiday?

1276
00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:16,078
I love him.

1277
00:53:16,150 --> 00:53:17,777
Right.

1278
00:53:17,852 --> 00:53:19,217
[Radio]
 Who do you think is coming to town? 

1279
00:53:19,287 --> 00:53:21,915
 You'll never guess who 

1280
00:53:21,989 --> 00:53:25,550
 Lovable, hugable... 

1281
00:53:25,626 --> 00:53:27,355
I didn't like him.

1282
00:53:27,428 --> 00:53:28,452
What's to like?

1283
00:53:28,529 --> 00:53:30,121
Maybe I should go to the party.

1284
00:53:30,198 --> 00:53:32,063
If you feel like you should go...

1285
00:53:32,133 --> 00:53:34,260
You don't need me, do you?

1286
00:53:34,335 --> 00:53:35,427
No, no.

1287
00:53:35,503 --> 00:53:38,267
Josh, go to the party.
Go, go, go.

1288
00:53:38,339 --> 00:53:39,772
O.K.

1289
00:53:39,841 --> 00:53:41,274
Uh...

1290
00:53:41,342 --> 00:53:43,276
I'll watch her for you.

1291
00:53:43,344 --> 00:53:44,777
O.K.

1292
00:53:44,846 --> 00:53:46,279
You do that.

1293
00:53:54,355 --> 00:53:56,016
 There was a place 

1294
00:53:56,090 --> 00:53:57,887
 And the name of the place escapes me 

1295
00:53:57,959 --> 00:53:59,984
 When I can't remember,
it irritates me 

1296
00:54:00,061 --> 00:54:01,460
 Could be I can't remember 

1297
00:54:01,529 --> 00:54:02,928
 Could be I choose to not 

1298
00:54:02,997 --> 00:54:05,227
 Let's move along the song
and try to find the plot 

1299
00:54:05,299 --> 00:54:06,732
 There was a girl 

1300
00:54:06,801 --> 00:54:08,496
 And I don't know
her name, either 

1301
00:54:08,569 --> 00:54:10,935
 She gave me love,
and I said I'd never leave her 

1302
00:54:11,005 --> 00:54:14,168
 And if I did, I'd come back
someday and find her 

1303
00:54:14,242 --> 00:54:16,642
 Maybe I will,
I should write up a reminder 

1304
00:54:16,711 --> 00:54:19,236
 One day 

1305
00:54:19,313 --> 00:54:21,804
 One day, who knows? 

1306
00:54:21,883 --> 00:54:22,815
 Someday 

1307
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,880
 Someday I suppose... 

1308
00:54:31,325 --> 00:54:33,259
[Song Continues]

1309
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,171
Tai!

1310
00:54:47,241 --> 00:54:49,505
Whoa!

1311
00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:51,204
Oh, my God!

1312
00:54:51,279 --> 00:54:52,712
Tai, are you O.K.?

1313
00:54:52,780 --> 00:54:54,714
Shit! That is so embarrassing!

1314
00:54:54,782 --> 00:54:56,215
No one saw it.

1315
00:54:56,284 --> 00:54:58,775
Now all night long,
I'll be known as

1316
00:54:58,853 --> 00:55:01,287
that girl who fell on her butt.

1317
00:55:01,355 --> 00:55:03,789
Wow! Are you O.K.?
That looked really bad.

1318
00:55:03,858 --> 00:55:05,723
Yeah. Thanks.

1319
00:55:05,793 --> 00:55:08,057
Oh, my God, Cher. Look.

1320
00:55:08,129 --> 00:55:09,892
He's going with Amber?

1321
00:55:11,299 --> 00:55:13,824
No. He's probably
just dancing with her.

1322
00:55:18,806 --> 00:55:20,239
Do you think she's pretty?

1323
00:55:20,308 --> 00:55:21,741
No. She's a Monet.

1324
00:55:21,809 --> 00:55:23,242
What's a Monet?

1325
00:55:23,311 --> 00:55:24,744
It's like the paintings, see?

1326
00:55:24,812 --> 00:55:26,245
From far away, it's O.K.

1327
00:55:26,314 --> 00:55:28,748
Up close, it's a big old mess.

1328
00:55:28,816 --> 00:55:31,250
Christian, what do you think of Amber?

1329
00:55:31,319 --> 00:55:32,752
Hagsville.

1330
00:55:32,820 --> 00:55:34,253
See?

1331
00:55:34,322 --> 00:55:35,755
They're charging for brewskies.

1332
00:55:35,823 --> 00:55:38,758
Pass me a fin,
I'll pay you back?

1333
00:55:38,826 --> 00:55:40,259
Sure.

1334
00:55:44,832 --> 00:55:46,766
Thanks.

1335
00:55:46,834 --> 00:55:48,267
Oh, he's so cute.

1336
00:55:48,336 --> 00:55:49,769
Oh, my God.

1337
00:55:49,837 --> 00:55:53,273
Do you see how
he's falling in love with me?

1338
00:55:58,612 --> 00:56:00,637
I mean, look how
he ignores every other girl.

1339
00:56:06,187 --> 00:56:10,317
Oh, God, look.
There's Josh.

1340
00:56:10,391 --> 00:56:13,224
He finds the only adult in here,

1341
00:56:13,294 --> 00:56:16,354
Iike he's deliberately
trying to not have fun.

1342
00:56:16,430 --> 00:56:17,897
Cher, I have a question.

1343
00:56:17,965 --> 00:56:20,399
What should I do with this thing?

1344
00:56:20,468 --> 00:56:23,232
Should I tie it around
or put it over--

1345
00:56:23,304 --> 00:56:24,737
Tie it around your waist.

1346
00:56:24,805 --> 00:56:26,238
Ready to slide?

1347
00:56:26,307 --> 00:56:27,399
Let's go.

1348
00:56:32,313 --> 00:56:34,907
 Where did you go? 

1349
00:56:34,982 --> 00:56:39,316
 Where did you go? 

1350
00:56:39,387 --> 00:56:42,754
 Where did you go? 

1351
00:56:42,823 --> 00:56:46,122
 Where did you go? 

1352
00:56:46,193 --> 00:56:47,285
 Where did you go? 

1353
00:56:47,361 --> 00:56:48,828
 You played a tape
I couldn't hear 

1354
00:56:48,896 --> 00:56:51,990
 Emptiness began to roam,
and where did you go? 

1355
00:56:52,066 --> 00:56:53,499
The band was kickin',

1356
00:56:53,567 --> 00:56:55,762
and Christian was
the hottest guy there.

1357
00:56:55,836 --> 00:56:58,270
But my enjoyment was put on pause

1358
00:56:58,339 --> 00:57:00,466
when I saw how unhappy Tai was.

1359
00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:02,338
 ...Wish you sent me
this would end 

1360
00:57:02,410 --> 00:57:03,968
 Wrote a note,
then tore it up 

1361
00:57:04,045 --> 00:57:06,605
 Poured the beer into a cup,
sat on the couch 

1362
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,978
 Drank and smoked,
wondering where did you go... 

1363
00:57:09,050 --> 00:57:10,210
Hi.

1364
00:57:10,284 --> 00:57:11,717
Hi.

1365
00:57:11,786 --> 00:57:14,983
I think we were born to move.

1366
00:57:15,056 --> 00:57:16,216
[Gasp]

1367
00:57:16,290 --> 00:57:18,724
Look! Josh is dancing with Tai!
He never dances!

1368
00:57:18,793 --> 00:57:20,317
I can see why.

1369
00:57:20,394 --> 00:57:25,058
No. He's doing her a prop
so she won't be left out.

1370
00:57:25,132 --> 00:57:27,225
Oh, I dig you.

1371
00:57:54,462 --> 00:57:56,657
 Get on the floor,
and let's dance some more 

1372
00:57:56,730 --> 00:57:58,254
 Get on the floor, and
let's dance some more 

1373
00:57:58,332 --> 00:58:00,562
 Get on the floor,
and let's dance some more 

1374
00:58:00,634 --> 00:58:02,534
 Get on the floor, and
let's dance some more 

1375
00:58:02,603 --> 00:58:05,401
- How are you guys holding up?
- I am so ready to leave.

1376
00:58:05,473 --> 00:58:07,202
I'm tired.

1377
00:58:07,274 --> 00:58:09,435
Let's get Christian and go.
Christian!

1378
00:58:09,510 --> 00:58:11,068
- You want to go?
- Now?

1379
00:58:11,145 --> 00:58:14,273
These guys got the skinny
on the happening after hours.

1380
00:58:14,348 --> 00:58:18,011
My trainer's coming really early.

1381
00:58:18,085 --> 00:58:19,245
I can take the girls home.

1382
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:20,912
No. That's all right. Thanks.

1383
00:58:20,988 --> 00:58:22,580
No. It's fine. Stay.

1384
00:58:22,656 --> 00:58:24,521
- You sure?
- Yeah, sure.

1385
00:58:24,592 --> 00:58:26,753
Thanks, man. You got my mark.

1386
00:58:26,827 --> 00:58:29,227
You are a down girl.
I'll call you tomorrow.

1387
00:58:31,632 --> 00:58:34,226
It was really decent of you
to dance with Tai.

1388
00:58:34,301 --> 00:58:35,529
My pleasure.

1389
00:58:35,603 --> 00:58:37,833
You notice any
positive changes in her?

1390
00:58:37,905 --> 00:58:39,338
Yeah. Under your tutelage,

1391
00:58:39,406 --> 00:58:44,673
she's exploring the challenging world
of bare midriffs.

1392
00:58:44,745 --> 00:58:48,237
So you didn't want
to make a night of it

1393
00:58:48,315 --> 00:58:49,748
with the ring-a-ding kid?

1394
00:58:49,817 --> 00:58:51,250
Daddy won't go too ballistic.

1395
00:58:51,318 --> 00:58:53,013
It's not like he'll sleep.

1396
00:58:53,087 --> 00:58:55,419
Not if they're going to
finish those depos.

1397
00:58:55,489 --> 00:58:59,255
It would be dope if we got
some really delicious take-out.

1398
00:58:59,326 --> 00:59:01,521
I bet they haven't
eaten all night.

1399
00:59:01,595 --> 00:59:04,029
That would be
pretty...dope of us.

1400
00:59:05,699 --> 00:59:07,690
Let's do it.

1401
00:59:10,538 --> 00:59:12,699
The midnight snack
totally revived the lawyers,

1402
00:59:12,773 --> 00:59:14,707
and Daddy was way grateful.

1403
00:59:14,775 --> 00:59:16,709
Eat oranges. Get Vitamin C.

1404
00:59:16,777 --> 00:59:18,210
Daddy, no!

1405
00:59:18,279 --> 00:59:19,712
Cher, come on.

1406
00:59:19,780 --> 00:59:21,179
You can't have that.

1407
00:59:21,248 --> 00:59:23,182
I know it sounds mental,

1408
00:59:23,250 --> 00:59:25,718
but sometimes I have
more fun vegging out

1409
00:59:25,786 --> 00:59:27,219
than when I go partying.

1410
00:59:27,288 --> 00:59:29,722
Maybe because my party clothes
are so binding.

1411
00:59:29,790 --> 00:59:32,725
How many hours a day
do you spend grooming yourself?

1412
00:59:32,793 --> 00:59:34,226
Some people aren't lucky enough

1413
00:59:34,295 --> 00:59:36,729
to be as naturally
adorable as you are.

1414
00:59:36,797 --> 00:59:38,964
Stop it. You're making me blush.

1415
00:59:39,098 --> 00:59:40,224
[Telephone Rings]

1416
00:59:40,299 --> 00:59:41,732
Hello.

1417
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,233
Hi, Cher. How are you?

1418
00:59:43,302 --> 00:59:44,735
Hi, Gail.

1419
00:59:44,803 --> 00:59:45,997
Is my son there,

1420
00:59:46,071 --> 00:59:47,504
cleaning out your refrigerator?

1421
00:59:47,573 --> 00:59:50,133
No, no, he's not here.

1422
00:59:50,209 --> 00:59:51,733
You should try the dorms.

1423
00:59:51,810 --> 00:59:53,243
All right. Bye, hon.

1424
00:59:53,312 --> 00:59:54,244
Bye-bye.

1425
00:59:54,313 --> 00:59:55,905
What was that all about?

1426
00:59:55,981 --> 00:59:57,846
She wants me to come home
for spring break.

1427
00:59:57,917 --> 01:00:00,147
So? Nobody will be in school.

1428
01:00:00,219 --> 01:00:01,743
Husband number four's at home,

1429
01:00:01,820 --> 01:00:05,347
and his idea of acting
like a family is to criticize me.

1430
01:00:05,424 --> 01:00:07,756
You're going to roam
around campus by yourself?

1431
01:00:07,826 --> 01:00:09,316
I don't mind.

1432
01:00:09,395 --> 01:00:10,828
That is stupid.

1433
01:00:10,896 --> 01:00:12,761
Come here. Have your old room.

1434
01:00:12,831 --> 01:00:15,265
There will be some great parties.

1435
01:00:15,334 --> 01:00:16,528
No.

1436
01:00:16,602 --> 01:00:17,694
Why not?

1437
01:00:17,770 --> 01:00:20,204
You got your whole
social world going on.

1438
01:00:20,272 --> 01:00:22,137
I'd get in the way.

1439
01:00:22,207 --> 01:00:24,175
You won't be in the way.

1440
01:00:24,243 --> 01:00:27,041
How much fun would it be
having a brother-type tagging along?

1441
01:00:27,112 --> 01:00:29,137
Josh, you're not my brother.

1442
01:00:29,214 --> 01:00:31,614
You know what I mean.

1443
01:00:31,684 --> 01:00:33,652
Come on. You need
some excitement in your life.

1444
01:00:33,719 --> 01:00:35,983
It will replenish you
for your finals.

1445
01:00:38,257 --> 01:00:39,383
O.K.

1446
01:00:39,458 --> 01:00:40,720
Good.

1447
01:00:42,294 --> 01:00:44,228
I can't believe
I'm taking advice

1448
01:00:44,296 --> 01:00:46,526
from someone who watches cartoons.

1449
01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:49,124
Be quiet, you idiot!

1450
01:00:49,201 --> 01:00:50,725
That's Ren & Stimpy.

1451
01:00:50,803 --> 01:00:53,363
They're way existential.

1452
01:00:53,439 --> 01:00:56,340
Do you have any idea
what you're talking about?

1453
01:00:56,408 --> 01:00:59,241
No. Why, do I sound like I do?

1454
01:00:59,311 --> 01:01:01,745
Ha ha!

1455
01:01:01,947 --> 01:01:04,745
[Theme From
2001: A Space Odyssey Playing]

1456
01:01:09,822 --> 01:01:10,982
[Ring]

1457
01:01:11,056 --> 01:01:13,251
Christian said he'd call the next day.

1458
01:01:13,325 --> 01:01:15,259
In boy time, that meant Thursday.

1459
01:01:15,327 --> 01:01:17,761
You can imagine my astonishment
to hear from him

1460
01:01:17,830 --> 01:01:19,195
while I was packing Daddy up.

1461
01:01:19,264 --> 01:01:22,825
He said he'd come over
with some videotapes.

1462
01:01:22,901 --> 01:01:24,835
A night alone with Christian?

1463
01:01:24,903 --> 01:01:27,497
I sent for reinforcements.

1464
01:01:27,573 --> 01:01:31,907
Then Dee and I had
to design a lighting concept.

1465
01:01:31,977 --> 01:01:33,410
And costume decisions.

1466
01:01:33,479 --> 01:01:35,413
I don't rely on mirrors,

1467
01:01:35,481 --> 01:01:37,608
so I always take Polaroids.

1468
01:01:37,683 --> 01:01:40,379
 And you're the one
I've always planned to be... 

1469
01:01:40,452 --> 01:01:41,885
Whenever a boy comes,

1470
01:01:41,954 --> 01:01:43,615
you should always
have something baking.

1471
01:01:43,689 --> 01:01:46,055
 I believe I'm you 

1472
01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:49,424
 Yes, I do 

1473
01:01:49,495 --> 01:01:52,293
 I believe I'm you 

1474
01:01:52,364 --> 01:01:53,558
 You know it's true 

1475
01:01:53,632 --> 01:01:55,293
Oh...l'm still all red!

1476
01:01:55,367 --> 01:01:59,804
I'm trying to make you
as white as I can, Cher.

1477
01:01:59,872 --> 01:02:01,305
Look, you're all flushed.

1478
01:02:01,373 --> 01:02:03,807
You have to calm down, O.K.?

1479
01:02:03,876 --> 01:02:05,241
Calm.

1480
01:02:05,310 --> 01:02:08,746
You know, I am so glad I never did it

1481
01:02:08,814 --> 01:02:11,248
with someone I had lukewarm feelings for

1482
01:02:11,316 --> 01:02:12,749
because Christian is brutally hot,

1483
01:02:12,818 --> 01:02:15,252
and I am going to
remember tonight forever.

1484
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:16,412
Blot.

1485
01:02:17,956 --> 01:02:19,253
[Ding-dong]

1486
01:02:23,829 --> 01:02:25,262
Hi.

1487
01:02:25,330 --> 01:02:26,763
Hi.

1488
01:02:28,834 --> 01:02:31,268
Is something burning?

1489
01:02:31,336 --> 01:02:32,769
Oh, my God!

1490
01:02:39,845 --> 01:02:41,278
Oops.

1491
01:02:41,346 --> 01:02:43,780
Aw, honey, you baked.

1492
01:02:43,849 --> 01:02:45,783
I tried.

1493
01:02:45,851 --> 01:02:49,287
Come on. Show me
the rest of your pad.

1494
01:02:51,657 --> 01:02:54,592
Your father has
a well-rounded collection.

1495
01:02:54,660 --> 01:02:56,787
Daddy says it's a good investment.

1496
01:02:56,862 --> 01:02:58,295
He's absolutely right.

1497
01:02:58,363 --> 01:02:59,295
Claes Oldenburg.

1498
01:02:59,364 --> 01:03:01,298
He's way famous.

1499
01:03:01,366 --> 01:03:02,799
Ooh.

1500
01:03:02,868 --> 01:03:05,234
But this is older, see?

1501
01:03:05,304 --> 01:03:06,737
Transitional.

1502
01:03:06,805 --> 01:03:08,739
A very important piece.

1503
01:03:08,807 --> 01:03:11,241
Um, you want to go swimming?

1504
01:03:11,310 --> 01:03:13,744
Mmm.

1505
01:03:13,812 --> 01:03:15,245
Let's watch the movies.

1506
01:03:15,314 --> 01:03:17,111
Oh, O.K.

1507
01:03:17,182 --> 01:03:19,742
Christian had a thing for Tony Curtis,

1508
01:03:19,818 --> 01:03:22,252
so he brought over Some Like It Hot

1509
01:03:22,321 --> 01:03:23,652
and Sparatacus.

1510
01:03:23,722 --> 01:03:25,246
Singer of songs.

1511
01:03:25,324 --> 01:03:28,816
For whom did you practice
this wondrous talent?

1512
01:03:28,894 --> 01:03:31,328
For the children of my master,

1513
01:03:31,396 --> 01:03:33,455
whom I also taught the classics.

1514
01:03:33,532 --> 01:03:35,261
Classics, indeed?

1515
01:03:35,334 --> 01:03:37,063
What position have we, I wonder,

1516
01:03:37,136 --> 01:03:40,731
for a boy of such varied gifts?

1517
01:03:42,174 --> 01:03:44,608
You shall be my body servant.

1518
01:03:44,676 --> 01:03:46,268
All of you, come with me.

1519
01:03:48,847 --> 01:03:51,008
My feet are cold.

1520
01:03:57,556 --> 01:04:00,320
Huh. Thanks.

1521
01:04:00,392 --> 01:04:01,825
Oh, watch this part.

1522
01:04:01,894 --> 01:04:03,794
This is good.

1523
01:04:06,298 --> 01:04:07,731
Are you O.K.?

1524
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,233
Uh, I'm fine.

1525
01:04:09,301 --> 01:04:11,735
Um, do you want some--
something to drink?

1526
01:04:11,804 --> 01:04:13,362
I could get you some wine.

1527
01:04:13,438 --> 01:04:16,236
No. You notice how wine makes people

1528
01:04:16,308 --> 01:04:18,242
want to feel, like, sexy?

1529
01:04:18,310 --> 01:04:20,244
Well, that's O.K.

1530
01:04:23,315 --> 01:04:26,250
I'm actually getting tired.

1531
01:04:27,653 --> 01:04:30,747
But I can make you
some coffee if you'd like.

1532
01:04:30,823 --> 01:04:32,757
Oh, no, thanks. Got the ulcer.

1533
01:04:32,825 --> 01:04:36,261
But you had all
those cappuccinos before.

1534
01:04:36,328 --> 01:04:40,526
Oh. Well, you know,
that was, like, uh, foam.

1535
01:04:45,337 --> 01:04:46,770
You're great.

1536
01:04:46,839 --> 01:04:49,273
We're friends, right?

1537
01:04:49,341 --> 01:04:50,774
Yeah.

1538
01:04:52,177 --> 01:04:55,271
Knock me a little kiss.

1539
01:04:55,347 --> 01:04:56,780
See you.

1540
01:05:01,854 --> 01:05:03,788
I don't get it.

1541
01:05:03,856 --> 01:05:05,721
Did my hair get flat?

1542
01:05:05,791 --> 01:05:08,225
Did I stumble into
some bad lighting?

1543
01:05:08,293 --> 01:05:10,261
What's wrong with me?

1544
01:05:10,329 --> 01:05:11,728
Nothing.

1545
01:05:11,797 --> 01:05:13,059
Maybe he really was tired.

1546
01:05:13,131 --> 01:05:15,224
I suppose it wasn't meant to be.

1547
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:17,234
He does dress better than I do.

1548
01:05:17,302 --> 01:05:19,236
What would I bring
to the relationship?

1549
01:05:19,304 --> 01:05:20,464
Get back into the right lane--

1550
01:05:20,539 --> 01:05:21,972
What's the first thing you do?

1551
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,235
First thing I do
is put on my blinker.

1552
01:05:24,309 --> 01:05:27,745
- Oh, wait. Shit.
- Watch the road!

1553
01:05:27,813 --> 01:05:31,249
Stop. Then I look
in my mirror. O.K.

1554
01:05:31,316 --> 01:05:34,911
Then I glance
at my blind spot.

1555
01:05:34,987 --> 01:05:37,512
With your head,
not the whole car!

1556
01:05:37,589 --> 01:05:40,251
I swear to God.
I swear to God, woman!

1557
01:05:40,325 --> 01:05:41,656
You can't drive for shit!

1558
01:05:41,727 --> 01:05:43,126
I'm not trying to hear that.

1559
01:05:43,195 --> 01:05:44,628
Hear me! You--

1560
01:05:44,696 --> 01:05:46,061
Actually, going all the way

1561
01:05:46,131 --> 01:05:48,258
is, like, a really big decision.

1562
01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:51,268
I can't believe I was
so capricious about it.

1563
01:05:51,336 --> 01:05:52,928
Dee, I almost had sex with him.

1564
01:05:53,005 --> 01:05:54,336
You almost had sex with who?

1565
01:05:54,406 --> 01:05:55,634
Christian.

1566
01:05:57,376 --> 01:05:59,867
What?

1567
01:05:59,945 --> 01:06:02,880
Yo, look!
Are you bitches blind or something?

1568
01:06:02,948 --> 01:06:04,506
Your man Christian is a cake boy.

1569
01:06:04,583 --> 01:06:05,675
- A what?
- A what?

1570
01:06:05,751 --> 01:06:08,015
He's a disco-dancing,
Oscar-Wilde-reading,

1571
01:06:08,086 --> 01:06:10,782
Streisand ticket-holding
friend of Dorothy.

1572
01:06:10,856 --> 01:06:12,721
Uh-uh. No way.

1573
01:06:12,791 --> 01:06:13,723
He's gay.

1574
01:06:13,792 --> 01:06:14,724
Not even.

1575
01:06:14,793 --> 01:06:15,725
Yes, even.

1576
01:06:15,794 --> 01:06:17,853
He does like to shop, Cher,

1577
01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:19,557
and the boy can dress.

1578
01:06:19,631 --> 01:06:22,065
Oh, my God.
I'm totally buggin'.

1579
01:06:22,134 --> 01:06:25,001
I feel like such a bonehead.

1580
01:06:25,070 --> 01:06:26,503
What the hell?

1581
01:06:26,571 --> 01:06:28,129
Yo! You're getting on the freeway!

1582
01:06:28,206 --> 01:06:29,867
Turn right! Get out of the lane!

1583
01:06:29,942 --> 01:06:32,843
No, no! Forget procedure!
Get out of the lane!

1584
01:06:32,911 --> 01:06:35,573
Truck! Truck! Truck!

1585
01:06:35,647 --> 01:06:36,739
[Horn Honking]

1586
01:06:36,815 --> 01:06:38,544
We're on the freeway!

1587
01:06:38,617 --> 01:06:40,050
What do I do, Murray?

1588
01:06:40,118 --> 01:06:42,552
Go straight! Go straight!
Go straight!

1589
01:06:42,621 --> 01:06:43,588
Oh, shit!

1590
01:06:43,655 --> 01:06:45,088
Just relax and drive, baby.

1591
01:06:45,157 --> 01:06:46,283
Just relax and drive.

1592
01:06:46,358 --> 01:06:48,155
O.K.

1593
01:06:48,226 --> 01:06:50,694
I'm here with you. I'm here with you.

1594
01:06:50,762 --> 01:06:52,525
Shut up!

1595
01:06:52,597 --> 01:06:54,565
Aah!

1596
01:06:54,633 --> 01:06:57,193
Aah!

1597
01:06:57,269 --> 01:06:59,396
Aah!

1598
01:06:59,471 --> 01:07:00,904
Whatever you do,

1599
01:07:00,973 --> 01:07:03,601
keep your hands
on the wheel at all times!

1600
01:07:03,675 --> 01:07:05,768
Aah!

1601
01:07:05,844 --> 01:07:08,335
[Horn Honking]

1602
01:07:11,450 --> 01:07:12,883
Look, just go!

1603
01:07:12,951 --> 01:07:15,010
Aah!

1604
01:07:15,087 --> 01:07:16,520
Go to the right!

1605
01:07:16,588 --> 01:07:18,021
Oh, there it is.

1606
01:07:18,090 --> 01:07:19,523
All right, we're off.

1607
01:07:19,591 --> 01:07:21,218
Woo!

1608
01:07:21,293 --> 01:07:23,227
Damn. You did wonderful.

1609
01:07:23,295 --> 01:07:26,423
It's all right, baby.
Relax, relax, relax.

1610
01:07:26,498 --> 01:07:28,966
Honey, relax. Baby, relax.

1611
01:07:29,034 --> 01:07:31,025
Breathe, breathe.
Breathe in. Breathe.

1612
01:07:31,103 --> 01:07:32,730
Let it out.
Breathe, breathe, breathe.

1613
01:07:32,804 --> 01:07:34,635
Relax, relax.

1614
01:07:34,706 --> 01:07:37,732
Boy, getting off the freeway
makes you realize

1615
01:07:37,809 --> 01:07:39,573
how important love is.

1616
01:07:39,707 --> 01:07:41,004
After that, Dionne's virginity

1617
01:07:41,075 --> 01:07:43,202
went from technical to nonexistent.

1618
01:07:43,277 --> 01:07:47,907
I realized how much I wanted
a boyfriend of my own.

1619
01:07:47,982 --> 01:07:51,213
Not that Christian wasn't
a blast to hang out with.

1620
01:07:51,285 --> 01:07:54,220
He was becoming one of
my favorite shopping partners.

1621
01:07:54,288 --> 01:07:55,721
So was the red.

1622
01:07:57,291 --> 01:07:58,724
Um, where's Tai?

1623
01:07:58,792 --> 01:08:01,226
She met some random guys
at the Foot Locker

1624
01:08:01,295 --> 01:08:03,195
and escorted them right over there.

1625
01:08:03,264 --> 01:08:04,731
Oh, my God! Did you...

1626
01:08:04,798 --> 01:08:06,663
I don't know where
she meets these Barneys.

1627
01:08:06,734 --> 01:08:08,167
I have a question, all right?

1628
01:08:08,235 --> 01:08:09,327
What?

1629
01:08:09,403 --> 01:08:10,665
The jacket--

1630
01:08:10,738 --> 01:08:13,673
Is it James Dean
or Jason Priestley?

1631
01:08:13,741 --> 01:08:15,174
Carpe diem, O.K.?

1632
01:08:15,242 --> 01:08:17,005
You looked hot in it.

1633
01:08:17,077 --> 01:08:18,135
Really?

1634
01:08:18,212 --> 01:08:20,703
If I fall, would you guys catch me?

1635
01:08:20,781 --> 01:08:23,181
Could they please be more generic?

1636
01:08:24,485 --> 01:08:26,749
Aah! Stop it!

1637
01:08:26,820 --> 01:08:27,809
Please!

1638
01:08:27,888 --> 01:08:29,549
Bring me back up!

1639
01:08:29,623 --> 01:08:30,954
Aah!

1640
01:08:31,025 --> 01:08:33,084
Aah!

1641
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:35,685
Let me down!

1642
01:08:35,763 --> 01:08:37,196
Thank you.

1643
01:08:37,264 --> 01:08:38,196
You asshole!

1644
01:08:38,265 --> 01:08:40,199
Hey, man, we're just joking.

1645
01:08:40,267 --> 01:08:41,700
Oh, really?

1646
01:08:41,769 --> 01:08:43,396
Somebody could get killed.

1647
01:08:43,470 --> 01:08:47,236
Oh, my God.
Cher, you don't understand.

1648
01:08:47,308 --> 01:08:49,208
I was sitting there.
I was just talking to those guys.

1649
01:08:49,276 --> 01:08:51,710
All of a sudden,
we were laughing and--

1650
01:08:51,779 --> 01:08:52,871
Hey, you O.K.?

1651
01:08:52,947 --> 01:08:54,039
Y-yeah.

1652
01:08:54,114 --> 01:08:55,206
You sure?

1653
01:08:55,282 --> 01:08:56,374
I'm fine. Uh-huh.

1654
01:08:56,450 --> 01:08:58,714
Let's get you home for some R and R.

1655
01:08:58,786 --> 01:09:00,219
What's that?

1656
01:09:01,789 --> 01:09:04,223
Boy, considering
how clueless she was,

1657
01:09:04,291 --> 01:09:08,125
Tai certainly had
that damsel-in-distress act down.

1658
01:09:08,195 --> 01:09:09,628
Meanwhile, back at school,

1659
01:09:09,697 --> 01:09:11,130
everyone was talking about

1660
01:09:11,198 --> 01:09:13,666
Tai's brush with death at the mall.

1661
01:09:13,734 --> 01:09:17,170
Was it a montage of all the scenes
in your life?

1662
01:09:17,238 --> 01:09:19,001
Not exactly a montage.

1663
01:09:19,073 --> 01:09:22,668
Hey, Cher, is it true gang members
tried to shoot Tai?

1664
01:09:22,743 --> 01:09:23,835
No.

1665
01:09:23,911 --> 01:09:25,344
That's what everyone's saying.

1666
01:09:25,412 --> 01:09:26,674
Whatever.

1667
01:09:28,616 --> 01:09:31,676
When I was 9,
I fell off this jungle gym.

1668
01:09:31,752 --> 01:09:34,186
I swear I saw this--

1669
01:09:34,255 --> 01:09:36,189
Will you move down for Cher?

1670
01:09:36,257 --> 01:09:38,191
Tell me more. Tell me more.

1671
01:09:38,259 --> 01:09:39,692
Where was l?

1672
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:42,194
You were thinking about
what was really important.

1673
01:09:42,263 --> 01:09:43,696
Oh, right, right.

1674
01:09:43,764 --> 01:09:45,197
Right before you die,

1675
01:09:45,266 --> 01:09:47,234
your mind just
sort of gets very clear.

1676
01:09:47,301 --> 01:09:49,701
It's a very intense spiritual thing.

1677
01:09:49,770 --> 01:09:52,204
I know when I was held
at gunpoint--

1678
01:09:52,273 --> 01:09:53,706
Excuse me. You were saying?

1679
01:09:53,774 --> 01:09:54,866
It's spiritual.

1680
01:09:54,942 --> 01:09:56,876
I can't pinpoint the spirituality.

1681
01:09:56,944 --> 01:10:00,471
If you've never
experienced anything--

1682
01:10:00,547 --> 01:10:03,072
Tai, I was planning on going to Tower
and getting something for Christian.

1683
01:10:03,150 --> 01:10:04,412
Uh-huh.

1684
01:10:04,485 --> 01:10:06,749
Like some kind
of present or something.

1685
01:10:06,820 --> 01:10:09,914
- You want to come?
- Sure. I owe him my life.

1686
01:10:09,990 --> 01:10:11,389
I'll get you after school.

1687
01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:12,550
Yeah.

1688
01:10:12,626 --> 01:10:15,424
Not today. I'm going
over to Melrose with Amber.

1689
01:10:15,496 --> 01:10:17,191
We're going to Melrose.

1690
01:10:17,264 --> 01:10:20,700
Oh. Well, how about tomorrow?

1691
01:10:20,768 --> 01:10:23,669
Do you think we could
do it next Monday?

1692
01:10:23,737 --> 01:10:25,671
My week's filling up fast here.

1693
01:10:25,739 --> 01:10:29,038
When we got back
from the IHOP, it was 8:00.

1694
01:10:29,109 --> 01:10:30,542
Here comes your boyfriend.

1695
01:10:30,611 --> 01:10:33,171
Tai, check it out.

1696
01:10:33,247 --> 01:10:34,680
- Ew!
- Ew!

1697
01:10:34,748 --> 01:10:37,182
Hey, could you shove down
a little bit?

1698
01:10:37,251 --> 01:10:38,684
No.

1699
01:10:38,752 --> 01:10:40,185
Don't the slackers prefer

1700
01:10:40,254 --> 01:10:42,188
that grassy knoll over there?

1701
01:10:49,263 --> 01:10:53,859
Tai, so anyway,
have you ever done it in water?

1702
01:10:53,934 --> 01:10:55,367
- Oh, yeah.
- Really?

1703
01:10:55,436 --> 01:10:58,371
What was happening?

1704
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:01,306
Dionne asking Tai for sex advice?

1705
01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:04,902
Tai being the most popular girl
in the school?

1706
01:11:04,978 --> 01:11:07,845
It was like
some sort of alternate universe.

1707
01:11:09,283 --> 01:11:11,217
On top of everything else,

1708
01:11:11,285 --> 01:11:14,220
I was going to take the driving test,

1709
01:11:14,288 --> 01:11:17,553
so I had to find my most
responsible-looking ensemble.

1710
01:11:17,624 --> 01:11:22,254
Where's my white collarless shirt?

1711
01:11:22,329 --> 01:11:23,762
Lucy, where's my shirt?

1712
01:11:23,831 --> 01:11:25,264
Probably at the cleaner.

1713
01:11:25,332 --> 01:11:27,766
Oh, but today's the driving test.

1714
01:11:27,835 --> 01:11:30,269
It's my most capable-looking outfit.

1715
01:11:30,337 --> 01:11:32,237
O.K., I call them.

1716
01:11:32,306 --> 01:11:33,739
Oh, it's too late now.

1717
01:11:33,807 --> 01:11:36,742
Oh, we got another notice
from the fire department,

1718
01:11:36,810 --> 01:11:39,244
saying we have to
clear out the bush.

1719
01:11:39,313 --> 01:11:41,247
You said Jose would do it.

1720
01:11:41,315 --> 01:11:43,249
He your gardener. You tell him.

1721
01:11:43,317 --> 01:11:44,750
Lucy, I don't speak Mexican.

1722
01:11:44,818 --> 01:11:46,251
I not a Mexican!

1723
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:48,254
Great. What was that all about?

1724
01:11:48,322 --> 01:11:50,256
Lucy's from EI Salvador.

1725
01:11:50,324 --> 01:11:51,689
So?

1726
01:11:51,759 --> 01:11:53,590
It's an entirely different country.

1727
01:11:53,660 --> 01:11:54,922
What does that matter?

1728
01:11:54,995 --> 01:11:57,964
You get upset if someone
thinks you live below Sunset.

1729
01:11:58,031 --> 01:11:59,589
So everything is all my fault.

1730
01:11:59,666 --> 01:12:00,928
I'm always wrong, right?

1731
01:12:01,001 --> 01:12:02,332
You're such a brat.

1732
01:12:02,403 --> 01:12:04,769
I had an overwhelming sense of ickyness.

1733
01:12:04,838 --> 01:12:06,703
Even though I apologized to Lucy,

1734
01:12:06,774 --> 01:12:08,708
something was still plaguing me.

1735
01:12:10,911 --> 01:12:13,311
Like Josh thinking
I was mean was making me postal.

1736
01:12:13,380 --> 01:12:15,940
Move into the right lane.

1737
01:12:16,016 --> 01:12:18,211
Anyway, why should I care
what Josh thinks?

1738
01:12:18,285 --> 01:12:20,617
Why was I letting it throw me
into such turmoil?

1739
01:12:20,687 --> 01:12:22,382
Watch out for the bike rid--

1740
01:12:22,456 --> 01:12:23,889
Oops! My bad.

1741
01:12:23,957 --> 01:12:25,788
What are you doing?

1742
01:12:25,859 --> 01:12:28,293
You can't take up both lanes.

1743
01:12:28,362 --> 01:12:29,556
Get in the right lane.

1744
01:12:29,630 --> 01:12:31,894
Not so--

1745
01:12:31,965 --> 01:12:34,229
Ooh! Should I write them a note?

1746
01:12:34,301 --> 01:12:38,294
Pull over up here
and turn off the engine.

1747
01:12:38,372 --> 01:12:39,737
Right there.

1748
01:12:39,807 --> 01:12:41,968
Oh!

1749
01:12:42,042 --> 01:12:44,169
Are you going to take me somewhere

1750
01:12:44,244 --> 01:12:46,542
to make left-hand turns?

1751
01:12:46,613 --> 01:12:47,978
We're going back.

1752
01:12:48,048 --> 01:12:49,037
It's over?

1753
01:12:49,116 --> 01:12:50,981
It's over.

1754
01:12:51,051 --> 01:12:53,542
Well, how did I do?

1755
01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:56,748
How did you do?
Well, let's see, shall we?

1756
01:12:56,824 --> 01:12:59,258
You can't park,
you can't switch lanes,

1757
01:12:59,326 --> 01:13:01,089
you can't make
right-hand turns,

1758
01:13:01,161 --> 01:13:02,423
you've damaged private property,

1759
01:13:02,496 --> 01:13:03,929
and you almost killed someone.

1760
01:13:03,997 --> 01:13:06,227
Offhand, I'd say you failed.

1761
01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,699
Failed?

1762
01:13:07,768 --> 01:13:10,202
Well, can't we just start over?

1763
01:13:10,270 --> 01:13:12,704
I mean, I'm kind
of having a personal problem.

1764
01:13:12,773 --> 01:13:14,707
My mind was somewhere else.

1765
01:13:14,775 --> 01:13:16,709
That biker came out of nowhere!

1766
01:13:16,777 --> 01:13:18,711
Oh! I swear I'll concentrate!

1767
01:13:18,779 --> 01:13:21,407
I drive really good, usually.

1768
01:13:21,482 --> 01:13:24,747
Isn't there somebody else
I can talk to?

1769
01:13:24,818 --> 01:13:27,218
You can't be
the absolute and final word

1770
01:13:27,287 --> 01:13:28,948
in driver's licenses.

1771
01:13:29,022 --> 01:13:31,456
Girlie, as far
as you're concerned,

1772
01:13:31,525 --> 01:13:34,426
I'm the messiah of the DMV.

1773
01:13:34,495 --> 01:13:36,725
Now, get out of the car.

1774
01:13:50,811 --> 01:13:52,745
I can't believe I failed.

1775
01:13:52,813 --> 01:13:56,749
I failed something
I couldn't talk my way out of?

1776
01:14:00,454 --> 01:14:02,251
[Josh]
Go ahead, yeah.

1777
01:14:02,322 --> 01:14:04,256
Put your legs into me.

1778
01:14:04,324 --> 01:14:05,689
Hey, you're home.

1779
01:14:05,759 --> 01:14:08,626
How does it feel
to have a license?

1780
01:14:08,695 --> 01:14:11,425
I wouldn't know. I failed.

1781
01:14:11,498 --> 01:14:13,659
Oh. Bummer.

1782
01:14:13,734 --> 01:14:15,702
And, Josh, spare me your lectures

1783
01:14:15,769 --> 01:14:17,703
on how driving is
such a big responsibility

1784
01:14:17,771 --> 01:14:19,261
and you can't B.S.
your way through it.

1785
01:14:19,339 --> 01:14:21,500
I didn't say anything.

1786
01:14:21,575 --> 01:14:22,906
I know what you're thinking.

1787
01:14:30,217 --> 01:14:32,651
I got to tell you something.

1788
01:14:32,719 --> 01:14:34,710
I'm really sorry about your test.

1789
01:14:34,788 --> 01:14:36,722
I am so glad you're here.

1790
01:14:36,790 --> 01:14:38,724
There's something I got to do.

1791
01:14:38,792 --> 01:14:41,226
I need you here. Does this work?

1792
01:14:41,295 --> 01:14:43,229
Yeah. What is this stuff?

1793
01:14:43,297 --> 01:14:44,730
A bunch of junk

1794
01:14:44,798 --> 01:14:46,732
that reminded me of Elton.

1795
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:50,236
I want to burn it
because I'm so over him.

1796
01:14:50,304 --> 01:14:51,737
What stuff?

1797
01:14:51,805 --> 01:14:55,241
Do you remember
when we were at the Val party

1798
01:14:55,309 --> 01:14:57,243
and the clog knocking me out

1799
01:14:57,311 --> 01:14:59,745
and Elton got a towel of ice?

1800
01:14:59,813 --> 01:15:02,247
I didn't tell you at the time,

1801
01:15:02,316 --> 01:15:04,750
but I took the towel as a souvenir.

1802
01:15:04,818 --> 01:15:06,183
You're kidding.

1803
01:15:06,253 --> 01:15:07,686
No.

1804
01:15:07,754 --> 01:15:09,119
And then...

1805
01:15:09,189 --> 01:15:11,817
remember that song
that was playing when we danced?

1806
01:15:11,892 --> 01:15:13,120
Remember that?

1807
01:15:13,193 --> 01:15:16,060
You know, Rollin' With The Homies.

1808
01:15:16,129 --> 01:15:18,188
Anyways, I got the tape, right?

1809
01:15:18,265 --> 01:15:21,132
I listened to it, like,
every single night.

1810
01:15:21,201 --> 01:15:23,192
Don't burn that, O.K.?

1811
01:15:23,270 --> 01:15:27,036
Tai, I'm really happy for you,

1812
01:15:27,107 --> 01:15:29,701
but what brought on
this surge of empowerment?

1813
01:15:29,776 --> 01:15:32,711
It's, like, I met this guy

1814
01:15:32,779 --> 01:15:34,212
who's so totally amazing

1815
01:15:34,281 --> 01:15:37,045
that he makes Elton
look like a loser.

1816
01:15:37,117 --> 01:15:38,991
That is so great.

1817
01:15:39,125 --> 01:15:41,958
Look, you've got to
help me get Josh.

1818
01:15:42,028 --> 01:15:44,428
Get Josh what?

1819
01:15:44,497 --> 01:15:46,795
You know what I mean?

1820
01:15:46,866 --> 01:15:48,299
I like him.

1821
01:15:48,367 --> 01:15:50,767
Do you think
that he likes you?

1822
01:15:50,836 --> 01:15:51,768
Yeah.

1823
01:15:51,837 --> 01:15:53,270
How do you know?

1824
01:15:53,339 --> 01:15:55,273
Like, little things, you know?

1825
01:15:55,341 --> 01:15:57,673
Like, he always finds
some sort of way

1826
01:15:57,743 --> 01:16:00,007
to touch me or tickle me.

1827
01:16:00,079 --> 01:16:02,673
Do you remember
the time at the frat

1828
01:16:02,748 --> 01:16:04,682
when I was totally depressed?

1829
01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:07,480
We danced, and he was really flirty.

1830
01:16:07,553 --> 01:16:09,680
You O.K.?

1831
01:16:09,755 --> 01:16:13,623
Yeah. Oh, actually...
I was really bad today.

1832
01:16:13,693 --> 01:16:15,627
I had two mochaccinos.

1833
01:16:15,695 --> 01:16:17,128
I feel like ralphing.

1834
01:16:17,196 --> 01:16:19,630
I know exactly how that feels.

1835
01:16:19,699 --> 01:16:23,066
Like, the other day,
I was talking to Josh,

1836
01:16:23,135 --> 01:16:25,126
and we were discussing
the difference

1837
01:16:25,204 --> 01:16:27,138
between high school girls
and college girls.

1838
01:16:27,206 --> 01:16:29,640
College girls wear less makeup.

1839
01:16:29,709 --> 01:16:31,700
That's why guys like them more.

1840
01:16:31,777 --> 01:16:35,645
But, Tai, do you really think
you'd be good with Josh?

1841
01:16:35,715 --> 01:16:38,684
I mean, he's, like,
a school nerd.

1842
01:16:38,751 --> 01:16:41,379
Am I some sort of
a mentally challenged airhead?

1843
01:16:41,454 --> 01:16:42,887
No! Not even!

1844
01:16:42,955 --> 01:16:45,355
I didn't say that.

1845
01:16:45,424 --> 01:16:47,824
I'm not good enough
for Josh or something?

1846
01:16:47,893 --> 01:16:54,230
I--I just...don't think
you mesh well together.

1847
01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:56,860
You don't think
that we mesh well?

1848
01:16:56,936 --> 01:17:00,531
Why am I even listening to you
to begin with?

1849
01:17:00,606 --> 01:17:05,168
You're a virgin who can't drive.

1850
01:17:08,180 --> 01:17:11,513
Oh, that was way harsh, Tai.

1851
01:17:11,584 --> 01:17:14,610
All right. Look, I'm really sorry.

1852
01:17:14,687 --> 01:17:17,622
Let's just talk when
we've mellowed, all right?

1853
01:17:17,690 --> 01:17:19,123
I'm Audi.

1854
01:17:22,528 --> 01:17:24,621
What did I do?

1855
01:17:24,697 --> 01:17:27,632
I've created some sort of a monster.

1856
01:17:27,700 --> 01:17:32,637
I could feel the chunks
start to rise up in my throat.

1857
01:17:32,705 --> 01:17:35,071
I had to get out.

1858
01:17:36,976 --> 01:17:40,673
 When I was young 

1859
01:17:40,746 --> 01:17:44,739
 I never needed anyone 

1860
01:17:44,817 --> 01:17:48,253
Everything I think
and everything I do is wrong.

1861
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:50,254
I was wrong about Elton.

1862
01:17:50,322 --> 01:17:51,653
I was wrong about Christian.

1863
01:17:51,724 --> 01:17:53,316
Now Josh hated me.

1864
01:17:53,392 --> 01:17:57,158
It all boiled down to
one inevitable conclusion--

1865
01:17:57,229 --> 01:17:59,663
I was just totally clueless.

1866
01:17:59,732 --> 01:18:02,667
Oh, and this Josh and Tai thing

1867
01:18:02,735 --> 01:18:04,669
was wiggin' me more than anything.

1868
01:18:04,737 --> 01:18:07,103
What was my problem? Tai is my pal.

1869
01:18:07,173 --> 01:18:09,107
I don't begrudge her a boyfriend.

1870
01:18:09,175 --> 01:18:10,608
I really--Ooh!

1871
01:18:10,676 --> 01:18:12,701
I wonder if they have that in my size.

1872
01:18:14,513 --> 01:18:17,107
What does she want with Josh anyway?

1873
01:18:17,183 --> 01:18:18,616
He dresses funny.

1874
01:18:18,684 --> 01:18:20,618
He listens to complaint rock.

1875
01:18:20,686 --> 01:18:24,315
He's not even cute...
in a conventional way.

1876
01:18:24,390 --> 01:18:28,588
I mean, he's just like this slug

1877
01:18:28,661 --> 01:18:31,255
who hangs around
the house all the time.

1878
01:18:31,330 --> 01:18:34,925
And he's a hideous dancer.

1879
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,867
Couldn't take him anywhere.

1880
01:18:37,937 --> 01:18:40,872
Wait a second.
What am I stressing about?

1881
01:18:40,940 --> 01:18:42,874
This is, like, Josh.

1882
01:18:42,942 --> 01:18:46,969
 All by myself 

1883
01:18:47,046 --> 01:18:49,981
O.K., O.K.,
so he's kind of a Baldwin.

1884
01:18:50,049 --> 01:18:52,483
What would he want with Tai?

1885
01:18:52,551 --> 01:18:54,485
She couldn't make him happy.

1886
01:18:54,553 --> 01:18:56,487
Josh needs someone with imagination,

1887
01:18:56,555 --> 01:18:58,989
someone to take care of him,

1888
01:18:59,058 --> 01:19:01,492
someone to laugh at his jokes...

1889
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:03,994
in case he ever makes any.

1890
01:19:04,063 --> 01:19:05,587
Then suddenly...

1891
01:19:05,664 --> 01:19:07,757
Oh, my God.

1892
01:19:09,668 --> 01:19:12,728
I love Josh.

1893
01:19:12,805 --> 01:19:17,640
I am majorly, totally,
crazy in love with Josh.

1894
01:19:17,710 --> 01:19:21,111
But now I don't know
how to act around him.

1895
01:19:21,180 --> 01:19:23,614
I mean, ordinarily,
I'd strut around him

1896
01:19:23,682 --> 01:19:25,115
in my cutest little outfits

1897
01:19:25,184 --> 01:19:27,118
and send myself flowers and candy,

1898
01:19:27,186 --> 01:19:30,121
but I couldn't do that stuff with Josh.

1899
01:19:30,189 --> 01:19:31,622
What's with you?

1900
01:19:31,690 --> 01:19:33,123
What do you mean?

1901
01:19:33,192 --> 01:19:34,625
You're so quiet.

1902
01:19:34,693 --> 01:19:37,127
You haven't made me
watch The Real World.

1903
01:19:37,196 --> 01:19:39,130
I care about the news.

1904
01:19:39,198 --> 01:19:40,290
Since when?

1905
01:19:40,366 --> 01:19:42,425
Since now.

1906
01:19:42,501 --> 01:19:44,696
...ln Central Bosnia.

1907
01:19:44,770 --> 01:19:47,637
You look confused.

1908
01:19:47,706 --> 01:19:52,143
Well, uh, I thought they
declared peace in the Middle East.

1909
01:20:02,121 --> 01:20:03,452
Cher, get in here!

1910
01:20:03,522 --> 01:20:04,921
What's up, Daddy?

1911
01:20:04,990 --> 01:20:06,787
What are you doing dancing
in front of my office?

1912
01:20:06,859 --> 01:20:09,293
Nothing. I just wanted to see

1913
01:20:09,361 --> 01:20:11,761
if you need any help with anything.

1914
01:20:11,831 --> 01:20:14,095
Yeah, you can help me
with something.

1915
01:20:14,166 --> 01:20:15,599
Come over here.

1916
01:20:17,169 --> 01:20:19,103
All right.

1917
01:20:19,171 --> 01:20:21,105
Every time that you see

1918
01:20:21,173 --> 01:20:22,606
a telephone conversation

1919
01:20:22,675 --> 01:20:27,510
that took place on September 3rd,
highlight it.

1920
01:20:27,580 --> 01:20:29,605
- Just September 3rd.
- O.K.

1921
01:20:32,685 --> 01:20:34,619
It's fun, huh?

1922
01:20:34,687 --> 01:20:36,120
Yeah.

1923
01:20:37,690 --> 01:20:39,419
O.K.

1924
01:20:39,491 --> 01:20:42,119
Daddy, did you ever have a problem

1925
01:20:42,194 --> 01:20:44,287
that you couldn't
argue your way out of?

1926
01:20:44,363 --> 01:20:47,059
Tell me the problem,
and we'll figure out how to argue it.

1927
01:20:47,132 --> 01:20:51,091
I like this boy,
and he likes someone else.

1928
01:20:51,170 --> 01:20:52,831
How could that be?

1929
01:20:52,905 --> 01:20:55,135
I don't know. I feel wretched.

1930
01:20:55,207 --> 01:20:57,004
Obviously, this boy
is a complete moron.

1931
01:20:57,076 --> 01:21:01,342
You are the most beautiful girl
in Beverly Hills.

1932
01:21:01,413 --> 01:21:03,643
And to tell you the truth,

1933
01:21:03,716 --> 01:21:07,152
I'm not sure I want you
with a stupid fellow.

1934
01:21:07,219 --> 01:21:09,653
Well, actually, he is a smart guy.

1935
01:21:09,722 --> 01:21:12,156
He's one of those do-gooder types.

1936
01:21:12,224 --> 01:21:15,284
I feel like my after-school
commitments aren't good enough.

1937
01:21:15,361 --> 01:21:17,158
How can you say that?

1938
01:21:17,229 --> 01:21:19,663
Who takes care of everyone
in this household?

1939
01:21:19,732 --> 01:21:22,166
Who makes sure that
Daddy eats right?

1940
01:21:22,234 --> 01:21:26,466
I have not seen
such good-doing since your mother.

1941
01:21:26,538 --> 01:21:27,664
Really?

1942
01:21:27,740 --> 01:21:30,937
Really.

1943
01:21:31,010 --> 01:21:33,103
Now, get back to work.

1944
01:21:37,583 --> 01:21:41,178
Later, while we were learning
about the Pismo Beach disaster,

1945
01:21:41,253 --> 01:21:44,188
I decided I needed
a complete makeover,

1946
01:21:44,256 --> 01:21:47,692
except this time,
I'd makeover my soul.

1947
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:50,194
But what makes somebody
a better person?

1948
01:21:50,262 --> 01:21:54,699
Then I realized all my friends
were good in different ways.

1949
01:21:54,767 --> 01:21:56,701
Like Christian,
he always wants things

1950
01:21:56,769 --> 01:21:58,566
to be beautiful and interesting.

1951
01:21:58,637 --> 01:22:00,070
Or Dionne and Murray,

1952
01:22:00,139 --> 01:22:02,198
when they think no one is watching,

1953
01:22:02,274 --> 01:22:04,037
are so considerate of each other.

1954
01:22:04,109 --> 01:22:06,407
And poor Miss Geist,

1955
01:22:06,478 --> 01:22:08,639
always trying to get us involved

1956
01:22:08,714 --> 01:22:10,909
no matter how much we resist.

1957
01:22:10,983 --> 01:22:12,416
Oh. That's just--

1958
01:22:12,484 --> 01:22:14,145
That doesn't even show--

1959
01:22:14,219 --> 01:22:16,153
Every single possession,
every memory,

1960
01:22:16,221 --> 01:22:18,655
everything you've had
your whole life

1961
01:22:18,724 --> 01:22:20,157
gone in a second.

1962
01:22:20,225 --> 01:22:23,160
Can you imagine
what that must feel like?

1963
01:22:23,228 --> 01:22:24,661
Elton?

1964
01:22:24,730 --> 01:22:26,664
Can I use the pass?

1965
01:22:26,732 --> 01:22:29,667
Yeah. We'll be collecting blankets,
disposable diapers,

1966
01:22:29,735 --> 01:22:31,828
uh, canned goods.

1967
01:22:31,904 --> 01:22:33,166
Miss Geist?

1968
01:22:33,238 --> 01:22:34,671
Cher?

1969
01:22:34,740 --> 01:22:36,401
I want to help.

1970
01:22:36,475 --> 01:22:38,841
That would be wonderful.

1971
01:22:38,911 --> 01:22:40,503
I felt better already.

1972
01:22:43,749 --> 01:22:45,580
Daddy!

1973
01:22:45,651 --> 01:22:47,516
What?

1974
01:22:47,586 --> 01:22:49,247
You didn't like that
red caviar, did you?

1975
01:22:49,321 --> 01:22:51,516
What's she talking about?

1976
01:22:52,925 --> 01:22:54,187
Ew!

1977
01:23:04,603 --> 01:23:05,934
Cher, what are you doing?

1978
01:23:06,005 --> 01:23:10,305
I'm captain of the Pismo Beach
disaster relief.

1979
01:23:10,376 --> 01:23:12,003
I don't think
they need your skis.

1980
01:23:12,077 --> 01:23:14,637
Daddy, some people lost
all their belongings.

1981
01:23:14,713 --> 01:23:17,045
Don't you think that includes
athletic equipment?

1982
01:23:17,116 --> 01:23:19,983
This is your influence, Josh?

1983
01:23:26,025 --> 01:23:29,620
 Shake, some action's what I need 

1984
01:23:29,695 --> 01:23:34,098
 To make a bus stop at full speed 

1985
01:23:34,166 --> 01:23:39,160
 And I'm sure that's all you'll need 

1986
01:23:39,238 --> 01:23:41,502
 To make it all right 

1987
01:23:41,573 --> 01:23:42,930
...Really fun.

1988
01:23:44,966 --> 01:23:46,399
It's so pretty.

1989
01:23:46,467 --> 01:23:48,401
Should I leave it here?

1990
01:23:48,469 --> 01:23:50,903
Could you bring it to bedding?

1991
01:23:50,972 --> 01:23:52,303
Thank you very much.

1992
01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:56,639
Oh, Miss Geist,
I need more boxes.

1993
01:23:56,711 --> 01:23:58,144
They're all filled up.

1994
01:23:58,212 --> 01:23:59,304
Already? Great.

1995
01:23:59,380 --> 01:24:02,315
I divided them into
entrees and appetizers.

1996
01:24:02,383 --> 01:24:05,409
Oh. O.K.
I'll have them picked up.

1997
01:24:07,822 --> 01:24:09,187
Uh!

1998
01:24:10,992 --> 01:24:12,118
Hey.

1999
01:24:12,193 --> 01:24:15,128
Proper. This is really decent
of you, Travis.

2000
01:24:15,196 --> 01:24:17,096
Sure.

2001
01:24:17,164 --> 01:24:19,223
I wasn't sure about that.

2002
01:24:19,300 --> 01:24:20,767
I don't need it anymore,

2003
01:24:20,835 --> 01:24:24,271
but far be it for me
to deny anyone else.

2004
01:24:24,338 --> 01:24:26,101
I'm sorry about your shoes.

2005
01:24:26,173 --> 01:24:27,265
What shoes?

2006
01:24:27,341 --> 01:24:29,741
The red ones with the strappy thing.

2007
01:24:29,810 --> 01:24:31,607
Oh, those are so last-season.

2008
01:24:31,679 --> 01:24:33,169
What made you think of them?

2009
01:24:33,247 --> 01:24:34,612
It's one of my steps.

2010
01:24:34,682 --> 01:24:38,641
I joined this club,
and there are these steps.

2011
01:24:38,719 --> 01:24:40,118
There's, like...

2012
01:24:40,187 --> 01:24:41,279
12?

2013
01:24:41,355 --> 01:24:42,788
Yeah. How did you know?

2014
01:24:42,857 --> 01:24:43,789
Wild guess.

2015
01:24:43,858 --> 01:24:45,291
Wow. Good guess.

2016
01:24:45,359 --> 01:24:47,486
Uh, also, here.

2017
01:24:47,562 --> 01:24:49,120
"ASL."

2018
01:24:49,196 --> 01:24:51,596
Amateur skateboarding league.

2019
01:24:51,666 --> 01:24:55,124
This clarity thing,
it's brought me to a whole new level.

2020
01:24:55,202 --> 01:24:56,794
My skating--
Would you come Saturday?

2021
01:24:56,871 --> 01:24:58,532
Sure.

2022
01:24:58,606 --> 01:24:59,766
Ah, cool.

2023
01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:01,137
Ha ha!

2024
01:25:01,208 --> 01:25:04,234
Well, um,
I guess kitchenware?

2025
01:25:04,312 --> 01:25:06,075
That's where I used to keep it.

2026
01:25:21,662 --> 01:25:23,095
Hi.

2027
01:25:23,164 --> 01:25:24,597
Hi.

2028
01:25:24,665 --> 01:25:27,099
Cher, can I talk
to you a minute?

2029
01:25:27,168 --> 01:25:28,260
Um, sure.

2030
01:25:28,336 --> 01:25:31,100
Look, I have been in agony
for the past week.

2031
01:25:31,172 --> 01:25:33,766
I can't believe
I went off the way I did.

2032
01:25:33,841 --> 01:25:36,332
No. I have been going
down a shame spiral.

2033
01:25:36,410 --> 01:25:38,503
I can't believe
I was so unsupportive

2034
01:25:38,579 --> 01:25:40,103
of your feelings for Josh.

2035
01:25:40,181 --> 01:25:42,376
You're entitled to your opinion.

2036
01:25:42,450 --> 01:25:44,008
I'm the tard here.

2037
01:25:44,085 --> 01:25:46,815
Cher, you've been nothing
but super-duper nice to me.

2038
01:25:46,887 --> 01:25:50,323
If it wasn't for me,
you wouldn't have liked Elton.

2039
01:25:50,391 --> 01:25:52,325
I'm so sorry, Tai.

2040
01:25:52,393 --> 01:25:54,759
I'm really sorry.

2041
01:25:54,829 --> 01:25:58,026
Oh, shit. Now I'm going
to go ahead and cry.

2042
01:25:58,099 --> 01:26:00,226
Let's never fight again, O.K.?

2043
01:26:00,301 --> 01:26:03,293
Next up, number 14,
Travis Birkenstock.

2044
01:26:25,559 --> 01:26:27,789
Woo! All right, Travis!

2045
01:26:31,198 --> 01:26:34,133
I had no idea
he was so motivated.

2046
01:26:34,201 --> 01:26:37,534
Oh, I did.

2047
01:26:37,605 --> 01:26:39,539
When I saw the sparks
between Tai and Travis,

2048
01:26:39,607 --> 01:26:43,043
I knew Josh was
out of the picture.

2049
01:26:52,687 --> 01:26:54,621
You look like Pippi Longstocking.

2050
01:26:54,689 --> 01:26:56,623
You look like Forrest Gump.

2051
01:26:58,025 --> 01:26:59,617
Who's Pippi Longstocking?

2052
01:26:59,694 --> 01:27:02,629
Uh, someone Mel Gibson
never played.

2053
01:27:02,697 --> 01:27:04,688
You're funny.

2054
01:27:13,774 --> 01:27:15,105
What happened to
the August 28th files?

2055
01:27:15,176 --> 01:27:17,076
Hmm? What?

2056
01:27:17,144 --> 01:27:18,975
Mel wanted them tonight.
There were twice as many.

2057
01:27:19,046 --> 01:27:21,071
He's going to go ballistic.

2058
01:27:21,148 --> 01:27:22,911
Where are they?

2059
01:27:22,983 --> 01:27:24,575
I think I checked them

2060
01:27:24,652 --> 01:27:26,142
for the September 3rd
conversations.

2061
01:27:26,220 --> 01:27:28,085
What?

2062
01:27:28,155 --> 01:27:29,588
Where'd you put them?

2063
01:27:29,657 --> 01:27:31,591
I divided them
into two piles.

2064
01:27:31,659 --> 01:27:33,126
I have to redo all that.

2065
01:27:33,194 --> 01:27:34,422
Are you some kind of idiot?

2066
01:27:34,495 --> 01:27:36,087
Hey, she didn't know.

2067
01:27:36,163 --> 01:27:38,097
She just set us back a day.

2068
01:27:38,165 --> 01:27:39,792
Who cares about
the September call?

2069
01:27:39,867 --> 01:27:41,095
I'm sorry.

2070
01:27:41,168 --> 01:27:42,726
Just forget it.

2071
01:27:42,803 --> 01:27:45,237
Just go back to the mall
or something.

2072
01:27:46,674 --> 01:27:48,642
[Josh]
What's your problem, man?

2073
01:27:48,709 --> 01:27:50,870
She didn't mean any harm.

2074
01:27:50,945 --> 01:27:52,378
I'll get killed
'cause she's a moron.

2075
01:27:52,446 --> 01:27:53,435
She's not a moron.

2076
01:27:53,514 --> 01:27:55,106
If you were paying attention,

2077
01:27:55,182 --> 01:27:56,615
it wouldn't have happened.

2078
01:27:56,684 --> 01:27:58,117
If you hadn't have been
playing footsie,

2079
01:27:58,185 --> 01:27:59,709
she wouldn't be bothering me.

2080
01:27:59,787 --> 01:28:02,620
What the hell are you talking about?

2081
01:28:02,690 --> 01:28:05,056
This is a multimillion dollar lawsuit,

2082
01:28:05,126 --> 01:28:07,060
not some excuse for puppy love.

2083
01:28:07,128 --> 01:28:09,562
We've worked
our butts off on this case!

2084
01:28:09,630 --> 01:28:12,565
Do whatever you want
with your butts.

2085
01:28:12,633 --> 01:28:14,066
I'm calling in sick.

2086
01:28:19,206 --> 01:28:21,834
Did I really ruin
Daddy's lawsuit?

2087
01:28:21,909 --> 01:28:23,570
No.

2088
01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:27,913
Of course not.

2089
01:28:27,982 --> 01:28:30,075
Well, did I set him back?

2090
01:28:30,151 --> 01:28:32,585
I mean, there's
so much work to be done,

2091
01:28:32,653 --> 01:28:35,087
and he can't afford
to lose that time.

2092
01:28:35,156 --> 01:28:37,590
Don't worry.
I'll take care of it.

2093
01:28:37,658 --> 01:28:39,751
Your father won't lose any time.

2094
01:28:39,827 --> 01:28:42,762
Can you imagine
the nerve of that guy?

2095
01:28:42,830 --> 01:28:46,095
I mean, making
you worry like that.

2096
01:28:46,167 --> 01:28:49,102
He's the one that screwed up.

2097
01:28:49,170 --> 01:28:50,694
Then he goes and blames us.

2098
01:28:50,771 --> 01:28:52,602
Imagine saying we were...

2099
01:28:52,673 --> 01:28:56,234
you know.

2100
01:28:56,310 --> 01:28:59,939
That's right. You've been
very dedicated to this case.

2101
01:29:00,014 --> 01:29:02,107
Yeah. Well, it was
a good learning experience.

2102
01:29:02,183 --> 01:29:05,550
At least for me.
I want to be a lawyer.

2103
01:29:05,619 --> 01:29:09,555
But you, I mean,
you don't need to be doing this.

2104
01:29:09,623 --> 01:29:12,786
Go out and have fun.
Go shopping.

2105
01:29:14,628 --> 01:29:16,562
You think that's all I do?

2106
01:29:16,630 --> 01:29:19,064
I'm just a ditz
with a credit card?

2107
01:29:19,133 --> 01:29:20,100
No, no.

2108
01:29:20,167 --> 01:29:22,567
That's not what I meant.

2109
01:29:22,636 --> 01:29:25,070
It's just--um...

2110
01:29:25,139 --> 01:29:27,369
Uh, th--

2111
01:29:27,441 --> 01:29:30,569
You're...young

2112
01:29:30,644 --> 01:29:34,080
and beautiful and...

2113
01:29:34,148 --> 01:29:35,843
And?

2114
01:29:35,916 --> 01:29:40,615
And, uh, well, what?

2115
01:29:40,688 --> 01:29:43,418
You think I'm beautiful?

2116
01:29:43,490 --> 01:29:46,584
Mmm...yeah, a little.

2117
01:29:46,660 --> 01:29:49,595
You know you're gorgeous,
all right?

2118
01:29:49,663 --> 01:29:54,600
And popular and, uh, and...

2119
01:29:54,668 --> 01:29:57,102
but this is not
why I come here.

2120
01:29:57,171 --> 01:30:00,902
This is a good
learning experience for me.

2121
01:30:00,975 --> 01:30:04,138
You already said that.

2122
01:30:04,211 --> 01:30:07,078
Mel. I want to help out Mel.

2123
01:30:07,147 --> 01:30:09,638
He's the only one
who cares about me.

2124
01:30:09,717 --> 01:30:12,277
That's not true.

2125
01:30:12,353 --> 01:30:14,150
He's not?

2126
01:30:14,221 --> 01:30:16,746
No.

2127
01:30:16,824 --> 01:30:20,692
Are you saying...
you care about me?

2128
01:30:20,761 --> 01:30:23,059
Josh.

2129
01:30:39,647 --> 01:30:42,790
Well, you can guess
what happened next.

2130
01:30:42,924 --> 01:30:44,516
As if!

2131
01:30:44,592 --> 01:30:46,025
I am only 16.

2132
01:30:46,094 --> 01:30:48,494
This is California, not Kentucky.

2133
01:30:48,563 --> 01:30:50,531
You may kiss the bride.

2134
01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:15,055
I know that
when I have my own wedding,

2135
01:31:15,123 --> 01:31:18,058
I want this, like,
whole, entire floral motif,

2136
01:31:18,126 --> 01:31:19,559
Iike, very floral garlands.

2137
01:31:19,627 --> 01:31:21,060
No, no, no.

2138
01:31:21,129 --> 01:31:24,064
When I get married,
I'll have a sailor dress,

2139
01:31:24,132 --> 01:31:26,066
but it will be a gown.

2140
01:31:26,134 --> 01:31:27,761
My bridesmaids
will wear sailor hats.

2141
01:31:27,835 --> 01:31:29,803
They're planning
our weddings already.

2142
01:31:29,871 --> 01:31:31,805
Could you all stop that

2143
01:31:31,873 --> 01:31:34,569
"till death do us part"
mumbo jumbo?

2144
01:31:34,642 --> 01:31:36,075
I'm completely buggin'.

2145
01:31:36,144 --> 01:31:37,509
I'm buggin' myself.

2146
01:31:37,578 --> 01:31:39,569
Girls, she's about
to throw the bouquet!

2147
01:31:39,647 --> 01:31:42,047
Come on!

2148
01:31:42,116 --> 01:31:45,574
We got a pool going to see
whose girl gets the bouquet.

2149
01:31:45,653 --> 01:31:47,086
It's up to $200.

2150
01:31:47,155 --> 01:31:48,588
It's in the bag.

2151
01:31:50,191 --> 01:31:52,284
All right, come on, girls.

2152
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:56,626
Hey! Over here! Over here!

2153
01:32:07,909 --> 01:32:10,776
[General Public Singing Tenderness]

2154
01:32:22,824 --> 01:32:27,420
 Seems like without tenderness,
there's something missing 

2155
01:32:32,133 --> 01:32:34,067
 Tenderness 

2156
01:32:34,135 --> 01:32:36,069
-  Where is the 
-  Tenderness? 

2157
01:32:36,137 --> 01:32:38,058
 Where is it?... 

2158
01:34:27,524 --> 01:34:31,961
 lf I could see 

2159
01:34:32,029 --> 01:34:35,362
 lnto your heart 

2160
01:34:36,700 --> 01:34:40,898
 Then would I know 

2161
01:34:40,971 --> 01:34:45,840
 Just where to start 

2162
01:34:45,909 --> 01:34:49,470
 'Cause I'm lost 

2163
01:34:49,546 --> 01:34:52,674
 And I need to be found 

2164
01:34:54,017 --> 01:34:58,215
 Crazy as it sounds 

2165
01:34:58,288 --> 01:35:01,485
 I need you around 

2166
01:35:03,093 --> 01:35:07,427
 lf I could stand 

2167
01:35:07,497 --> 01:35:12,161
 To be on my own 

2168
01:35:12,236 --> 01:35:15,933
 Then I would probably 

2169
01:35:16,006 --> 01:35:20,807
 Just leave you alone 

2170
01:35:20,877 --> 01:35:29,410
 But I'm gonna feel this way
till I'm 6 feet underground 

2171
01:35:29,486 --> 01:35:33,547
 Crazy as it sounds 

2172
01:35:33,624 --> 01:35:37,287
 I need you around 

2173
01:35:40,864 --> 01:35:43,799
 Turning 

2174
01:35:45,202 --> 01:35:48,296
 Tossing and turning 

2175
01:35:50,474 --> 01:35:54,968
 My love is burning me down 

2176
01:35:56,246 --> 01:36:00,376
 lf I could change 

2177
01:36:00,450 --> 01:36:04,853
 One thing in this world 

2178
01:36:04,921 --> 01:36:09,255
 I'd change your mind 

2179
01:36:09,326 --> 01:36:13,922
 And make you my girl 

2180
01:36:13,997 --> 01:36:22,530
 Because I'm lost,
and I need to be found 

2181
01:36:22,606 --> 01:36:26,599
 Crazy as it sounds 

2182
01:36:26,677 --> 01:36:30,943
 I need you around 

2183
01:36:49,199 --> 01:36:57,504
 I'm gonna feel this way till
I'm 6 feet underground 

2184
01:36:57,574 --> 01:37:01,635
 Crazy as it sounds 

2185
01:37:01,712 --> 01:37:05,932
 I need you around