{892}{965}Man's voice:|So, I'm dead...
{967}{1068}and I think it's because|of this redhead.
{1106}{1149}Do you know who I am, Jake?
{1150}{1201}The Antichrist?
{1202}{1265}I'm just a guy|looking for some answers.
{1267}{1329}Hey, you know, pal,|ain't we all?
{1389}{1449}Things are probably gonna|end bad for you tonight, Jake.
{1451}{1503}Yeah, I'm starting|to get that feeling.
{1554}{1622}Is your life flashing|before your eyes?
{1624}{1689}Honestly?|Just the last three weeks.
{1690}{1733}It's not a bad place to start.
{1811}{1857}Calm down, okay? I'm sorry.
{1858}{1906}I lost my head in there,|I don't know what happened.
{1907}{1955}You fucking shot him,|that's what happened.
{1957}{2031}What other fucking choice do I have?|The motherfucker was gonna welch.
{2033}{2056}Did you not hear him?|Did you not see him?
{2058}{2097}I can't be here, man,|do you understand me?
{2099}{2158}- I can't fucking be here!|- Listen to me, all right?
{2160}{2230}It went to shit,|that happens sometimes.
{2232}{2302}- Oh, fuck, man!|- You're not listening, Lionel.
{2303}{2375}We can still get through this,|we still have some time,
{2377}{2417}but I need you|to use your fucking head,
{2418}{2466}and I need you to trust me.
{2491}{2539}Can you do that?
{2575}{2622}- (police sirens blare)|- Let's go!
{2755}{2817}Jake:|Come on, let's hustle it up.
{3002}{3065}Come on,|grab his feet, will you?
{3107}{3194}Lionel, he's dead, all right?|Maybe you didn't pull the trigger,
{3196}{3256}but you were standing right there|and you saw me do it.
{3258}{3308}Now grab his fucking legs.
{3310}{3349}Bartender:|Tick-tock.
{3350}{3409}Hey, you wanna help, then help.|If not, shut your piehole.
{3410}{3434}Your mess!
{3435}{3506}Jake: Do me a favor, please,|shut your fucking mouth.
{3507}{3543}My place.
{3566}{3614}Maybe now,|you'll shut the fuck up.
{3633}{3675}Please!
{3695}{3764}You think this kind of shit|hasn't happened here before?
{3766}{3833}Given, it's usually on Wednesday and|usually I tell the cops,
{3834}{3925}"No, officer, I didn't get|a good look at the shooters."
{3926}{3965}Usually, anyway...
{3967}{4016}I swear to God,|I didn't see anything.
{4018}{4051}You let me go,|I won't say a word, I promise.
{4053}{4135}Don't get hysterical on us, sweetheart, all|right?
{4137}{4177}I can't fucking be here!
{4179}{4284}Then you know what, Lionel,|maybe you should go.
{4438}{4476}What about the money?
{4551}{4595}What about this situation|makes you think
{4597}{4652}I can answer that question,|right now?
{4654}{4732}Fuck! Fuck!
{4734}{4767}(screams)
{4769}{4840}(police sirens blare)
{5116}{5166}Cop #1:|Freeze!
{5217}{5266}Freeze, you motherfucking|cocksucking scumbags!
{5268}{5307}All right, guys,|stop waving those things...
{5309}{5383}What took you so fucking long?|Jesus Christ!
{5385}{5446}It's like 100 degrees in here|and I'm lying in this shit forever.
{5448}{5506}What the fuck! You guys were late,|we had to go to a Mexican stand-off.
{5508}{5569}We had to go to gunplay.|Gentlemen, that isn't our racket.
{5570}{5599}We were busy fighting crime.
{5601}{5675}You're keeping the streets safe|from pedophiles and drug dealers?
{5677}{5738}Oh! Goddamn it.
{5740}{5791}I told you, you're using too much powder,|look at my fucking shirt.
{5793}{5821}I understand,|but you know something?
{5823}{5865}You don't get|the nice splatter effect.
{5866}{5896}Look at this splatter effect.
{5898}{5941}The ones with blood|come out of your cut.
{5942}{5981}- I can live with that.|- Hey, Jake,
{5982}{6034}when do I get|to play the inside?
{6036}{6098}Gordo plays the inside.|You are the shill, you know that.
{6100}{6164}Yeah, but come on, all I do|is cry and get insulted here.
{6166}{6197}What are you talking about?
{6199}{6253}You should get a fucking Academy Award|for the shill work you do.
{6255}{6305}Jake: Big Al, does anyone|do it better than you?
{6307}{6349}Come on, we've got|a good thing going here.
{6351}{6396}You want to jinx us|by changing things?
{6398}{6457}Yeah, you're right,|I don't want to jinx anything.
{6459}{6517}Of course I'm right.|Here you go, that's your cut.
{6518}{6573}- Thank you.|- Good work, paisan.
{6646}{6709}- What?|- It's a lot of cash.
{6710}{6746}He came up with it|awfully quick.
{6747}{6795}Did you see how quickly|he got out of here?
{6797}{6870}- He's not coming back, it's over.|- Okay, fine.
{6872}{6956}I've gotta pinch a loaf.|Did anybody mess up the hoop?
{6958}{7041}- It's clean.|- Gentlemen,
{7043}{7121}10%, your cut. Enjoy!
{7122}{7196}You guys got a lot of sack, man.|I'll give you that much.
{7198}{7267}It's confidence.|Just confidence.
{7280}{7316}It doesn't matter what the con is.
{7318}{7395}Insider trading,|a line we got at a bookie club,
{7397}{7444}insurance scam, whatever.
{7446}{7540}You've seen the money|and you want it. More of it.
{7542}{7602}So who cares if you have|to bend the rules a little bit?
{7604}{7668}As long as nobody gets hurt.
{7670}{7717}But then somebody does.
{7719}{7785}- (gunshot)|- (scream)
{7866}{7926}Tommy Suits always said,|"A confidence game
{7928}{8001}is like putting on a play,|where everyone knows their part.
{8002}{8077}The inside man, the roper,|the shills,
{8079}{8127}everyone, that is,|except for the mark."
{8157}{8214}So now you're|an accomplice in a homicide.
{8215}{8265}Everything you thought|you were in control of,
{8266}{8338}just flew out the window,|or is dripping down your leg.
{8339}{8388}You should be running out the door,
{8390}{8445}desperate to forget|that this ever happened,
{8447}{8495}and ready to repent|your greedy ways.
{8497}{8534}What about the money?
{8536}{8596}Jake:|Then there it is again, that itch.
{8598}{8664}There's a guy standing in front|of you with a smoking gun,
{8666}{8727}another guy on the floor|bleeding all over the place,
{8729}{8786}and all you can do|is think about the money.
{8787}{8840}You're a sick twisted fuck.
{8842}{8897}So we gotta make sure|we give you the blow off.
{8899}{8987}We have to make sure that you never|ever come looking for us again.
{8989}{9072}We have to get you off|of our backs, forever.
{9074}{9117}(police sirens blare)
{9119}{9169}That's why|we give you the fix.
{9187}{9226}Fuck.
{9228}{9305}Fuck! Fuck!
{9307}{9330}Fuck!
{9332}{9381}LAPD's finest.
{9383}{9430}Half as smart|and twice as crooked
{9431}{9481}- as the guy they just chased away.|- Freeze! Motherfucking scumbags...
{9482}{9515}Sucking-fucking cocksuckers!
{9517}{9560}Man:|Grifters.
{9586}{9637}We all can't be|model citizens such as yourself.
{9638}{9724}- It's all about the money, isn't it?|- Ain't it always?
{9726}{9764}Jake:|That's what makes us run.
{9766}{9828}- What's your name?|- Dutch.
{9830}{9889}- And despite what they say...|- I love that name.
{9890}{9974}- Me too.|- It can buy you love.
{9976}{10023}Check it out,|original leather seats,
{10025}{10103}soft top, and you're gonna|love this, suicide doors.
{10105}{10133}- Nice!
{10134}{10193}Jake:|It can say everything about you.
{10194}{10273}It can erase all those things|about you, you wish didn't exist.
{10275}{10331}It's Alphonse. I wanna settle up.
{10333}{10381}No, I haven't been ducking you.
{10382}{10442}I told you, I get it.
{10443}{10494}Jake: It can make you think|you're on top of the world.
{10496}{10552}And if you believe that money|can do all that for you,
{10554}{10604}you are the perfect mark.
{10642}{10689}Oops!
{11021}{11063}Wasn't it Jack Kerouac who said,
{11065}{11110}"If you own a rug,|you own too much."
{11112}{11167}I don't necessarily like Kerouac,
{11169}{11216}and driving cross-country|isn't my idea of a good time,
{11218}{11241}but the guy's got a point.
{11242}{11302}(answering machine)|...three messages.
{11303}{11382}Hey, it's Monica, Bill. I'm still|dizzy from the other night. Call me.
{11384}{11462}Hi Scott, Just thought I'd call you|and tell you I'm back.
{11464}{11554}You know the number,|it's Kate, by the way.
{11556}{11652}Bruce, it's Cheryl, if you don't want to see|me, just say so.
{11654}{11701}But this is the last time|I'm calling.
{11703}{11774}Jake: If you've got nothing,|you've got nothing to lose.
{11775}{11853}But when it comes to money, whether it's|finding it or losing it,
{11854}{11933}you just have to remember|how much of it is just luck.
{11983}{12032}Oops!
{12151}{12222}Jake:|Just dumb fucking luck.
{12397}{12466}(door slams open)
{12467}{12510}Mr. Dolby?
{12512}{12564}Mr. King would like a word with you.
{12593}{12681}- Now? Right now?|- We have a car waiting.
{12902}{12969}(phone ringing)
{12971}{13052}- Hello.|- You better get over to Al's now.
{13077}{13121}- For what?|- (dial tone)
{13122}{13170}Hello?
{13325}{13387}Nothing.|Who the fuck?!
{13389}{13461}There's a couple hundred bucks on|his dresser. All of his shit's here.
{13462}{13505}This definitely wasn't|a random thing.
{13507}{13552}Is it ever a random thing?
{13628}{13711}Shit, Al.|What did you do?
{13713}{13761}- Let's just think about this...|- Gordo: This fucking town, man.
{13762}{13848}Jesus Christ,|I had a bad feeling about LA.
{13850}{13918}Didn't I say that?|This damn fucking town!
{13920}{13970}Gordo, now is not|the time for that, all right?
{13972}{14012}I'm sorry,|I'm just a little...
{14014}{14068}Jesus Christ. Look at|what they did to him, Jake.
{14070}{14127}Right in the middle|of his egg foo yung.
{14129}{14193}Think they know about us?|What if they get to us too?
{14195}{14269}Don't start|freaking out, okay?
{14300}{14397}Let's get Al out of here first.|Miles, get a blanket or something.
{14399}{14441}No, we're going to|leave him right here.
{14478}{14514}What are you, high?
{14515}{14577}We're not leaving Al here.
{14606}{14683}Gordo: Grab that end, now.|Grab it, Miles!
{14778}{14838}Jake: Miles, pick up the table|and put it back.
{14840}{14932}Gordo, let go of the fucking rug.|I said we're leaving him here.
{14958}{14991}Drop it.
{14993}{15094}Fuck you! How long have we|worked with this fucking guy?
{15096}{15169}I'm not going to just fucking|leave him here! All right?
{15170}{15253}Gordo,|get a fucking grip.
{15344}{15393}We're leaving him here.
{15982}{16030}Jake: Big Al used to send|money to his father,
{16031}{16115}a Vietnam vet slowly losing his mind in a VA|hospital in Cleveland.
{16144}{16203}- Al was like that.|- Now you coming?
{16329}{16391}Jake: That's why Al never|played the inside.
{16494}{16569}There he is.|So what do you hear?
{16571}{16675}Well, Lionel Dolby came down with a|sudden case of drowning last night.
{16677}{16739}They just pulled him out|of the Silverlake reservoir.
{16741}{16793}Now I know why he|was such a good rope.
{16794}{16866}I mean, cash, that much, and we never had|to put him on the send?
{16867}{16933}Turns out this fucking mope|is an accountant for the King.
{16935}{16997}The what? Who's that?
{16999}{17072}The cash we fleeced off him|was collection money.
{17074}{17132}Bookies, pushers,|you know, whatever.
{17134}{17186}He was supposed to take that|money and give it back to the King
{17188}{17253}earlier yesterday,|like he does every Thursday,
{17254}{17332}except this time that fucking stenad figured|he could make
{17334}{17401}a little something off of us and still get the|money back to King
{17402}{17451}before anybody says, "Boo."
{17453}{17515}- Okay, what's a king?|- Currently?
{17517}{17589}A very large-type pole stuck|right up our asses, Miles.
{17590}{17648}- Mob?|- No.
{17650}{17695}No. Independent.
{17697}{17737}Winston King.
{17739}{17810}He likes to call|himself "The King."
{17811}{17879}How'd they get to Al?
{17881}{17905}It's beautiful.
{17907}{17997}Last night Al calls some|bookie out in Redondo,
{17999}{18061}tells them he's got|the cash to settle up.
{18063}{18145}Because, apparently he's been ducking this|guy for like a month.
{18146}{18197}Classic fucking Al, right?
{18199}{18251}So the bookie asks where he's|got this money, all of a sudden.
{18253}{18336}Does Al tell this guy that he just cashed a|fucking bar mitzvah bond?
{18338}{18429}That he's been giving head|for 20 bucks a pop? No.
{18430}{18496}No.
{18498}{18572}The fucking idiot starts|going on and on about how
{18574}{18656}this job he just pulled,|how he fleeced Dolby...
{18686}{18737}how he fleeced...
{18738}{18792}- You pissed we didn't get credit?|- No, no, no.
{18794}{18859}That was the only semi-fucking|smart thing he said.
{18861}{18907}Except, anybody that's|ever met Big Al
{18909}{18962}knows the only thing he's comfortable|doing alone
{18964}{19011}is eating.
{19013}{19068}So this guy tells that guy,|that guy tells some other guy,
{19070}{19125}eventually it gets back to someone who|works for the King and...
{19171}{19196}Shazaam.
{19266}{19317}Any idea who|the shooter was?
{19330}{19383}Specifically?|I don't know.
{19385}{19473}But, I'm sure they're|looking for us, too.
{19510}{19577}All right, just an idea, let's divvy up the|cash and split.
{19585}{19647}Excuse me. Are you new?|Is that the thing? Is he new?
{19649}{19724}Miles, this guy holds a grudge better than|my ex-mother-in-law.
{19726}{19813}You remember that Moshe Macelli? That|Jew-Italian guy from Boston?
{19815}{19884}They used to call him Matzo Mazzarelli?|Remember that?
{19886}{19931}The guy with the face spaz?
{19933}{19984}It's called a facial twitch, Miles.
{19986}{20043}And the guy was not|born like that, you know.
{20074}{20165}Five years ago, Matzo was turf-fixing for|the King at Santa Anita,
{20166}{20221}and he skimmed two grand|before skipping town.
{20223}{20296}Five years later King|finally catches up to him,
{20298}{20385}keeps him chained in his fucking bathroom|for like five days.
{20386}{20420}Oh, God.
{20422}{20512}Now just say the word King,|and he spits up all over himself.
{20514}{20552}- Jesus!|- Pathetic.
{20554}{20635}Even words like Vi-king and|shrin-king, they set the guy off.
{20676}{20744}That's a five-year grudge|over $2000.
{20746}{20801}So we go talk to him.
{20803}{20862}Whoa, whoa, whoa,|You wanna give the money back?
{20863}{20912}- I didn't say that.|- Pittsburgh.
{20914}{20961}Madrone.
{20962}{21005}Pittsburgh is where|it's happening.
{21094}{21157}Bird flew into my|house last night, too.
{21215}{21262}Not a good sign, Gordo.
{21414}{21467}Jake:|The Euclid was our place.
{21469}{21544}Gordo fleeced the deed off|some jack-off in a card game.
{21546}{21640}We used it every now and then for|a rag, but mostly it was our office.
{21642}{21690}Our power point.
{21724}{21769}What are you doing?
{21770}{21816}Where the hell's that going?
{22167}{22245}- We want insurance?|- Jesus Christ, Miles.
{22247}{22293}I'm just asking.
{22335}{22387}Just mail it.
{22458}{22513}Yeah, I'm looking|for the King, please.
{22542}{22589}Just tell him it's regarding|an accounting problem.
{22614}{22661}Yeah, he'll know.
{22731}{22787}Hollywood and Vine?|Okay.
{22789}{22844}- When?|- Two hours from now.
{22846}{22917}- But just me.|- Fuck that. We're going too.
{22919}{23002}Let's all just put our dicks back in our|pants for a second, okay?
{23003}{23093}Is this the best|thing to do, Jake?
{23094}{23160}How do you know the King|is going to let you walk, Jake?
{23162}{23213}'Cause I'm getting a ride.
{23314}{23362}Don't be dicking around|in there, okay?
{23364}{23452}And if he shoots you or stabs you or|causes you to bleed profusely,
{23454}{23515}call a cab, 'cause your ass|ain't getting back in here.
{23517}{23553}Thanks, guys.
{23555}{23633}We appreciate your punctuality.|Mr. King is expecting you.
{23667}{23714}Lupus!
{23715}{23789}You said to pat him down,|so I'm patting him down.
{23791}{23851}It only takes a|moment to be polite.
{23853}{23929}My apology, Mr. Vig.|If you wouldn't mind?
{24010}{24072}- So you the guy that got Big Al?|- Nope.
{24074}{24125}Mr. King farms out|that kind of work. Please.
{24150}{24189}After you.
{24527}{24576}Wait with the ladies.
{24603}{24637}Harlin.
{24638}{24699}Okay, now you see|that right there?
{24701}{24794}Find out who she is. Make a note.|I think it's channel 42 or 3.
{24795}{24875}- A little harder.|- The girls are here and the kid.
{24877}{24923}Also got the Seldin brothers|with a shipment.
{24925}{24953}- Bring them in.|- Which?
{24955}{25009}- Whatever.|- The brothers, the girl or the kid?
{25010}{25087}Oh that's good. Whoever. Come on. I'm|getting a massage, Harlin.
{25089}{25126}You got it, boss.
{25128}{25173}Jake, ladies.
{25206}{25253}Harlin, I think I bet that dog.
{25254}{25313}Go! Go! Go!
{25314}{25343}Hey.
{25345}{25396}Well, look it here.
{25458}{25505}- Hi, girls.|- Girls: Hi.
{25506}{25553}So, are you two together?
{25554}{25595}We're sisters.
{25597}{25648}I like sisters!
{25683}{25737}Jake, I can't quite see.|Why don't you move a little bit,
{25738}{25786}so that I can check them out|then you can check them out?
{25787}{25827}Thanks.
{25829}{25881}- Sisters, huh?|- Mm-hmm.
{25883}{25936}- And you're over 18?|- Yeah.
{25989}{26052}Harlin, let's see|what the sisters can do.
{26054}{26109}- Put them in the booth.|- Ladies.
{26134}{26193}Harlin: Oh, by the way,|he had an escort.
{26194}{26219}LAPD.
{26255}{26324}That's a little overreacting,|I'm not gonna hurt you.
{26326}{26389}It's just a little insurance,|that's all.
{26390}{26465}Uh-huh.|So, they're on the take for you.
{26466}{26556}Shh. You must be pretty good if|you got cops driving you around.
{26558}{26608}Is that because|you look so innocent,
{26610}{26657}and you're kind of cute there|aren't you?
{26690}{26735}Yeah, it's something like that.
{26737}{26784}So what do you do, tiger?
{26786}{26856}You just con people|out of their money?
{26858}{26920}There is actually|some technique to it.
{26945}{27016}You mean, like... style.
{27018}{27073}Yeah, it helps,|don't you think?
{27075}{27137}No, style is at the end of my list,|I'll tell you why,
{27138}{27186}when I was a young man like you|just starting out,
{27187}{27233}my first big score,|this guy we robbed.
{27234}{27304}I think his name was...|Chinatown Schmidt!
{27306}{27371}It was nothing big,|my end was about $800.
{27373}{27437}The first thing I did, I go out|and get myself a suit, right?
{27439}{27486}Yeah, I looked good.|It was like white.
{27488}{27564}It was white.|It was white white.
{27566}{27631}White, white, white, white, white!
{27633}{27680}Oh, I looked good, man.
{27682}{27741}I walked down the street,|everybody was checking me out.
{27742}{27820}- Male and female.|- I'm sure they did.
{27846}{27894}Anyway, the first day I wore it out,
{27895}{27928}October, it was still hot out.
{27930}{28006}We were kicking back in Malibu|and Chinatown Schmidt, right?
{28008}{28072}He catches up with us, so two guys|roll by and boom, boom, boom, boom!
{28074}{28121}Boom, boom, boom, boom!
{28122}{28192}Six of us, scatter, man.|The dust settles.
{28194}{28241}Everybody's checking|their fingers and their toes.
{28242}{28302}And who is the one guy|that got hit, sailor?
{28369}{28416}You know why?
{28418}{28465}White suit!
{28466}{28547}I was the first thing they saw,|I was the first thing they aimed at.
{28549}{28596}I was the first thing they hit.
{28598}{28659}So what did I learn|that day, Jake?
{28661}{28708}Don't wear white|after Labor Day, maybe?
{28735}{28800}No. Sometimes, Jake,
{28802}{28863}style can get you killed.
{28986}{29060}Harlin: Mr. King,|the girls are ready!
{29062}{29111}Oh great! Wait, sport,|you're gonna love this.
{29116}{29189}- You ever been here before?|- No, it's not really my thing.
{29190}{29238}Oh, you don't know that.|Tuesday we got Disco Night,
{29239}{29286}Wednesday is that|electronic music shit,
{29288}{29321}Thursdays are|Gay and Lesbian Night.
{29323}{29382}That is very tasteful, by the way.|Ow! Ow! Ow!
{29408}{29461}Lupus, I want you|to get me... Lupus!
{29462}{29551}Goddamn it, you're looking at them|or you're working for me?
{29553}{29617}I want you to get me an espresso,|please, and tell that bitch
{29619}{29669}to give me back my slippy dips.|Come on. Now!
{29671}{29720}Let me ask you something,|why one of my guys?
{29722}{29761}Why Lionel Dolby?
{29762}{29822}My six-year-old nephew could con|anything out of that dude. Why?
{29824}{29877}Look, if we knew Dolby|was connected to you,
{29879}{29953}we'd never have gone near him, so|I apologize for any inconvenience.
{29954}{30011}Honest mistake,|all right?
{30013}{30089}It's just something between two guys|that don't know each other yet.
{30090}{30141}So we're gonna make|an exchange of the money
{30143}{30197}and all will be forgiven.|Isn't that right?
{30198}{30259}- No. That I won't do.|- Won't?
{30261}{30369}You won't.|You won't.
{30370}{30460}I want you to look very hard at me,|motherfucker, and tell me why.
{30486}{30547}Let me rephrase that.|That I can't do.
{30549}{30652}Because A, I don't have the money,|and B, you killed one of my guys.
{30654}{30707}One of your guys.|That's four-spot, right?
{30709}{30756}- Yeah.|- Four.
{30758}{30811}One of your guys, huh?
{30813}{30863}I gotta take a pill,|or I'm all over the place.
{30931}{30987}- This is confidential, right?|- Yeah.
{30989}{31047}Mm! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
{31049}{31108}Hey, stop it!|Stop that right now!
{31110}{31176}They can't hear me. Harlin,|get them outta there, Goddamn it.
{31178}{31244}Down! Down! Shit, man.
{31246}{31293}How do you like that?|They're sisters.
{31294}{31379}Let me ask you something.|I want a straight answer now.
{31381}{31451}You did not know|that Dolby was connected to me?
{31453}{31511}- You heard me before.|- But it's so important
{31513}{31584}that you don't stray from the truth|in this one little part.
{31614}{31643}I didn't know.
{31675}{31729}You're a good grifter, man.
{31731}{31773}It's hard to tell when you're lying.
{31775}{31869}But I'm getting there.|Come here, girls.
{31870}{31956}Now listen, it's the first time|I've ever put girls in the booth.
{31958}{31997}Usually, they work their way up.
{31999}{32061}You're gonna go work on your routine,|you know why?
{32063}{32110}Because you're saying|that you are sisters.
{32112}{32151}- Mm-mm, We are sisters.|- Shh.
{32153}{32176}- We're very close.|- Let me talk. Let me talk.
{32178}{32240}- You don't like what we're doing?|- Of course I like what you're doing
{32242}{32305}but I like it done|with artistry, with grace,
{32307}{32357}and that means,|if you're gonna eat each other,
{32359}{32441}you must find a way|to do it tastefully, okay?
{32442}{32505}These are people here,|they've got families, all right?
{32506}{32567}- Okay.|- You understand? Then go work!
{32569}{32634}- Go on. Go on!|- Ladies.
{32636}{32681}Tell me this,
{32682}{32730}how are you and I|gonna resolve our shit?
{32762}{32807}I get you what I owe you,
{32809}{32873}plus interest,|by going on the grift for you.
{32875}{32962}I like that. Okay, sit down.|Put your baby cakes down here,
{32964}{33012}that cute little|Irish muscle ass you got.
{33014}{33075}Look, I came here|to do a deal,
{33077}{33124}not play grab-ass with you,|you freak, all right?
{33126}{33158}- Humor.|- You heard my proposal
{33160}{33243}- Humor, Jake, junior,|buster, humor. Come on.
{33245}{33292}You wanna get out of here|I gotta open up the place.
{33294}{33383}Come on, sit down.|Business. Come on.
{33423}{33477}All right. Here's what l...
{33518}{33604}- you don't want to sit closer?|- No, I'm fine over here, thank you.
{33634}{33681}All right.
{33710}{33777}Can I see your hand?
{33779}{33838}You got a big hand. Let me see|your hand, I'm not gonna bite you.
{33840}{33895}Look at that hand, man.|You should have been a pianist,
{33897}{33944}or a guitarist,|look at the size of that.
{33946}{34001}Wow. See this?
{34002}{34049}That's your love line.|That's your money line.
{34050}{34093}And that's looking very very good.
{34095}{34152}And that's your life line,|going all the way down...
{34154}{34203}Uh-oh.
{34205}{34252}You see that little gap there.
{34277}{34354}It means that at one point|you could have a little trouble.
{34356}{34408}But it's up to you|to make it better.
{34486}{34562}I want you to talk to me|and I want you to make me happy.
{34564}{34615}And I don't want you to scare me.
{34641}{34693}You do not want to scare me, junior.
{34742}{34793}What's gonna happen, now?
{34794}{34877}I play a con.|You get a cut, I get a cut.
{34878}{34912}We get square.
{34914}{35023}And I give you the who|and you give me the how, right?
{35025}{35075}And you can|because you're so good, right?
{35077}{35116}I like to think so.
{35118}{35181}Okay, you're gonna do this|with Morgan Price.
{35232}{35269}- Morgan Price?|- Yes.
{35271}{35295}- Impossible.|- Why?
{35297}{35344}'Cause you can't get to him.|He's too big.
{35346}{35373}You got to me.
{35375}{35429}- Yeah, but we got to you because...|- What?
{35478}{35527}- You were a fluke, a mistake.
{35568}{35612}That's a good answer.
{35614}{35686}- Why Morgan Price?|- 'Cause he's very important to me.
{35688}{35715}Lupus!
{35717}{35786}Don't fuck with me, junior,|okay? Lupus!
{35788}{35817}You know what?
{35819}{35896}You're gonna take|my friend Lupus with you, okay?
{35898}{35957}Absolutely not,|that's not the way I operate.
{35958}{36004}- Shh.|- I work with my guys.
{36030}{36077}You're gonna take Lupus with you.
{36078}{36126}That's the way I operate.
{36170}{36245}Look at me, now.|Tell me we're set.
{36311}{36360}- Yeah. We're set.|- Good.
{36402}{36441}We're done|with all this business now?
{36466}{36508}The rest of it|depends on you.
{36510}{36550}I think I'm done.
{36814}{36873}* Erotica *
{36874}{36922}* Romance *
{37035}{37099}* Erotica *
{37101}{37148}* Romance *
{37219}{37273}* My name is Dita *
{37274}{37322}* I'll be your mistress tonight *
{37374}{37453}* I'd like to put you|in a trance... *
{37489}{37574}Excuse me, miss? Miss!
{37576}{37623}I think you dropped something.
{37648}{37700}You know you're good,|but you're not that good.
{37702}{37749}I spotted that lift|from across the club.
{37813}{37850}Wait?|You don't recognize me?
{37852}{37914}- Tony, could you get my car?|- Sure!
{37916}{37972}You really don't remember me,|do you?
{37974}{38029}Should I?
{38090}{38137}Oh, right.
{38167}{38214}That's good.
{38216}{38280}So, you're interested|in a little work?
{38282}{38333}You couldn't afford me.
{38334}{38392}Not with $27
{38394}{38453}and a maxed-out Visa, John.
{38455}{38510}Or is it Tom or Bill?
{38512}{38559}Hard to tell|with so many IDs.
{38561}{38610}Yeah, well, the name's Jake.
{38612}{38665}And don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
{38667}{38715}That's one thing|I never had to pay for,
{38717}{38765}and I don't consider it work.
{38767}{38853}Guess you got|the wrong girl then.
{38854}{38953}Do me a favor,|take a deep breath and count to 10.
{38955}{39034}I'm talking about a grift,|and it pays well.
{39036}{39084}Unless you think|you're gonna get rich
{39086}{39133}jerking off geriatrics|in that place.
{39134}{39182}I didn't know you cared.
{39206}{39264}Keep the wallet.
{39266}{39313}We're even.
{39314}{39364}Take a deep breath,
{39366}{39440}count to 10, and...
{39460}{39508}go fuck yourself!
{39622}{39694}Look, it pays well.
{39696}{39747}Six figures.
{39773}{39821}All you gotta do|is play a part,
{39823}{39861}do a little acting.
{39863}{39911}You think|you can handle that?
{39913}{39974}Why me?|You don't even know me.
{39976}{40042}'Cause what I've seen, I liked.
{40044}{40095}And I got|a good feeling about you.
{40138}{40208}Hasn't anyone ever|said that to you before?
{40293}{40343}No.
{40374}{40422}- Thanks, Tony.|- You bet!
{40423}{40473}But, I'll think about it.
{40474}{40530}All right, I think|it will be worth your while.
{40532}{40585}Make a wish.
{40587}{40664}11:11, make a wish.
{40734}{40781}That's twice!
{40870}{40955}- I can see why you liked her.|- Yeah, I liked her a lot.
{40957}{41013}And that was it, we had our crew.
{41014}{41081}Now all we needed was the con.
{41083}{41137}Miles:|Bottoms. Oh...
{41138}{41220}- Oh well.|- Shit!
{41222}{41252}What's up, guys?
{41277}{41307}Who's the mope?
{41309}{41356}This is Lupus.
{41358}{41417}He works with the King and now|he's gonna be part of our crew.
{41419}{41473}I'm here to make sure|things go smoothly.
{41475}{41543}Woman:|Anybody got a light?
{41545}{41609}And this is Lily.
{41671}{41732}She's the new shill|I was telling you about.
{41734}{41787}- Whoa.|- Gordo: Whoa, whoa, whoa...
{41789}{41843}Hold the fucking phone,|what is this?
{41845}{41919}Are we playing a con, or are we doing a|rendition of "Our Town"?
{41921}{42009}Gordo, trust me.|We need the help on this one.
{42010}{42081}Our new mark?|Morgan Price.
{42166}{42189}Why?
{42251}{42341}Because, that's who the King|wants us to fleece.
{42342}{42400}And besides,|the price is perfect.
{42402}{42465}I'm not supposed to wait for you,|you're supposed to wait for me.
{42467}{42517}Jake: His old man|was a big time mob attorney.
{42518}{42595}Which makes him|a second generation crook.
{42597}{42672}When he dropped dead, Price|carried on the family tradition,
{42674}{42753}by opening a one-stop shopping center for|money laundering
{42754}{42806}and low interest corporate fraud.
{42808}{42832}Well, fuck him!
{42834}{42906}Almost $1 billion gets washed|through his shop every year,
{42908}{42968}so we know|he's got the money.
{42970}{43013}It's just a matter|of getting to it.
{43015}{43074}How much|are we going after?
{43120}{43156}$5 million.
{43240}{43304}- We can only hold the King at 150.|- I know.
{43306}{43352}That's why we don't go|after him directly.
{43377}{43439}First, we find a doable mark|in Price's bank,
{43441}{43488}a mid-level employee.
{43490}{43565}We meet him with papers,|inquiring about a corporate loan.
{43567}{43632}Our guy then fudges numbers|in the right places.
{43634}{43706}Moves our papers to the top|of the pile or to the bottom,
{43708}{43765}depending upon what we need.
{43766}{43810}Our loan is approved.
{43812}{43853}On the given day,
{43854}{43936}the money's wired into a corporate|account in an offshore bank.
{43938}{44007}That same day, I show up|in Belize with the proper ID,
{44009}{44068}and corporate papers|to make the withdrawal.
{44070}{44130}- Um-mm.|- What? What is it, Miles?
{44131}{44178}I'm just thinking|out loud here...
{44179}{44240}but $5 million|in a briefcase?
{44301}{44337}Good point.
{44394}{44467}Jake: It's bank policy not|to release this money in cash,
{44469}{44521}'cause it's under|a corporate account.
{44522}{44591}So we then cash the check|at another bank.
{44641}{44705}Any major airport's|gonna be too hard to control.
{44707}{44778}LAX is out.|So we use Ontario.
{44780}{44837}Mid-level hub|with direct international flights.
{44838}{44917}40 minutes outside LA.|This is the most important part,
{44919}{44981}you can't just walk|into the United States
{44982}{45015}with a suitcase full of cash,
{45017}{45085}without evoking the words|"cavity search."
{45086}{45175}That's why we need someone|on the inside at Customs.
{45262}{45373}Then we disappear.
{45502}{45581}Now this might just be me,|but that is hands down
{45583}{45635}the dumbest fucking idea|I've ever heard.
{45637}{45689}Gordo:|People have tried this before, Jake.
{45691}{45728}It's never worked.
{45730}{45801}Teddy Fraiser and his crew|got nailed in Vancouver last year.
{45802}{45851}It's never worked before,
{45853}{45896}because, A,|they didn't flush the bank enough,
{45898}{45951}B, their corporate papers|were for shit,
{45953}{45993}and C, unlike us,
{45994}{46044}they did not have somebody|on the inside at Customs.
{46046}{46101}Yeah, or D,|it's a dumb fucking idea!
{46103}{46131}Hey!
{46172}{46264}What do you fucking suggest,|Miles? You wanna run?
{46266}{46309}We never had|a problem with that, before.
{46310}{46367}Jake: We never had|a fucking problem like this before.
{46369}{46431}Yes, we have, okay?
{46433}{46471}And we would have been|beautiful about it.
{46473}{46520}We would have had|a bucket of fried chicken,
{46522}{46556}delivered to the King with a nice
{46558}{46609}Kiss My Ass card attached to it,|and we would have moved on
{46610}{46668}until the next|local putz caught on.
{46694}{46739}We're getting|too old to run, Miles.
{46741}{46835}Yeah well, we're still|a little too young for San Quentin.
{46903}{46997}Look, I'm... I mean,|are you pissed off about Al?
{46998}{47047}Look at me.
{47049}{47101}Trust me, I'm pissed too.
{47103}{47167}But I'm not 25-to-life pissed.
{47267}{47319}Look, I'm getting clear of this.
{47321}{47369}All right?
{47394}{47448}So if you don't want to do it|for the fucking principle,
{47450}{47531}do it for the money.|Gordo?
{47580}{47648}Yeah, Jake, whatever.
{47650}{47693}There's no whatever with this one.
{47695}{47754}You're either with me|or against me.
{47755}{47802}No third position.
{47836}{47869}I'm in.
{47903}{47953}Aw, what a relief.
{48018}{48060}Oh, fuck.
{48062}{48109}Jake:|I agreed with Miles,
{48110}{48181}it was hands down,|a dumb fucking idea.
{48182}{48245}But they bought in,|now I had to deliver...
{48246}{48282}- Yeah, it's Vig.|- And I needed help.
{48295}{48342}Cop #1: What are we gonna do|with this stuff? I mean, heroin.
{48343}{48397}- What do you do with heroin?|- You sell it.
{48399}{48460}- To who?|- Don't be a knucklehead.
{48462}{48524}Cop #2: How hard do you think it is|to sell one drug dealer's drugs
{48526}{48549}to another drug dealer?
{48551}{48637}If Vig is right,|we're looking at 100, 150.
{48638}{48703}You think it's a good idea?|We never done this shit before.
{48705}{48788}Well, what is he gonna do,|file a missing drug report?
{48790}{48865}Hey if it works out, we could turn the guy|over a few times.
{48867}{48935}I hope so, bro'. I took my daughter|to the orthodontist, yesterday.
{48937}{48984}150 bucks to tighten|those bitches up.
{48986}{49033}Took him five minutes.|Then he said it wasn't even covered.
{49034}{49109}It's cosmetic.|The plan doesn't cover cosmetic.
{49110}{49155}I had a cap put in here, right?
{49157}{49211}My fucking dentist tells me,|"You're not covered for that."
{49213}{49244}Bullshit cosmetics!
{49246}{49319}I got a freaking tooth|split in half here, all right?
{49321}{49372}Write that shit in|as a cavity or something.
{49374}{49409}- Did he?|- Yeah, he did.
{49411}{49471}Fucking department|got the bullshit dental plan.
{49519}{49571}That's our man, right there.|Red bag, right?
{49573}{49636}- Is that the guy?|- Let's go.
{49675}{49737}Hands up!|Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
{49771}{49821}- What the fuck you got?|- Get on the ground.
{49823}{49870}- So, how did you get caught?
{49872}{49928}Tommy Suits used to say|that in any con,
{49930}{50020}sooner or later somebody's gonna|start asking the right questions.
{50022}{50091}Usually, it takes a little longer.
{50093}{50144}Gordo: Am I the only one who feels like we|can't make a move,
{50146}{50182}with this guy on us?|I think we should ditch him.
{50184}{50260}Jake: No, we need him and dummy up.|Here he comes.
{50262}{50325}Gordo:|Ah, here he is. Hey, hey.
{50354}{50415}How's the hoop, superstar? Clean?
{50490}{50555}What the fuck is it with you|and bathrooms, huh? Tell me.
{50557}{50618}Miles: Hey, he can't use a restroom|unless he knows it's clean.
{50620}{50685}- What's the matter with that?|- Manly, all right, wise guy?
{50686}{50734}That's cute.
{50735}{50818}You know this is|a major metropolitan city, brother.
{50819}{50873}Public sanitation|does not run very high
{50874}{50922}on the City Hall agenda.
{50923}{50993}You know what you can get|off a toilet seat or a doorknob?
{51022}{51060}You wanna run down the list?
{51062}{51109}Hepatitis.|You ever hear of that?
{51110}{51168}Influenza.|The fucking flesh-eating disease.
{51170}{51235}- I'm eating.|- Yeah, we noticed.
{51237}{51284}Do you need a shovel|down there, dear?
{51337}{51389}Gordo, Gordo.|That's enough, all right?
{51390}{51444}We gotta get down|to business, here. Miles!
{51446}{51516}We're gonna need you to find us|a mark inside of Price's bank.
{51518}{51588}Somebody we can work with.|Gordo, we're gonna need papers.
{51590}{51652}Corporate insurance,|a letter of intent, the whole nine.
{51654}{51689}- All fugazze?|- No, no, no
{51691}{51738}Corporate papers|have got to be legit.
{51740}{51821}We're all gonna need new IDs.|You gotta make sure they're clean.
{51823}{51868}Go talk to Suits,|and he'll hook you up.
{51870}{51932}- What about Customs?|- Don't worry about Customs,
{51934}{51967}I'll take care of that.
{51969}{52016}We're gonna need|some start-up cash, first.
{52042}{52089}Lupus, you think the King|would be willing to bank us?
{52114}{52161}You already owe him.
{52189}{52222}Lupus,|we need a banker for this.
{52224}{52265}We can't do this job|without a banker.
{52266}{52314}- Gordo, do we need a banker?|- I think so, yes.
{52315}{52388}- Jake: I think we need a banker.|- I don't know, man
{52390}{52445}- You could try.|- He's not gonna listen to me.
{52447}{52507}I bet if you talk to him,|loosen him up,
{52509}{52573}- maybe he'll listen to you.|- All right! I'll try, okay?
{52574}{52622}Don't do us any favors,|all right?
{52623}{52670}Jesus, join the team!
{52741}{52790}So, you guys are good?|You know what you need to do?
{52792}{52826}- Yeah.|- All right!
{52828}{52880}Lupus, Lily, we'll go over|to see the King, now.
{52882}{52936}- All right!|- Jake: Ready to roll?
{52938}{52985}Let's do it.
{53010}{53057}I'm not finished.
{53142}{53206}She's not finished.
{53208}{53256}Gordo: What's wrong with you?|Where's your manners?
{53306}{53370}Nice!|You know why?
{53372}{53419}Because it's real.|You're licking each other.
{53421}{53457}- Feels good?|- Feels so good.
{53459}{53502}All right, that's it...|what? What, what?
{53504}{53527}Jake is here,
{53529}{53579}He wants you to stake him|a couple hundred grand.
{53581}{53628}No, he's supposed to be getting me|money, not costing me money.
{53630}{53680}He says we need it.|And I gotta say, boss,
{53682}{53741}- this guy's pretty sharp, you know?|- Look at me, look at me.
{53743}{53790}- You're getting a crush on him?|- What are you talking about?
{53792}{53836}Don't let him get into your head, 'cause|he's a charmer.
{53838}{53901}You tell him to wait a minute|and then you bring him in.
{53903}{53951}He's right behind you.
{53953}{54005}Get outta here.|Get outta here.
{54006}{54069}You're starting|to scare me, sport. Harlin!
{54094}{54144}200K?|Isn't that more than you owe me?
{54146}{54193}Jake: You're just gonna have|to trust me on this, all right?
{54194}{54259}Oh, no.|You're a day late on trust.
{54334}{54411}I think that what he's trying|to say is that he'Il...
{54413}{54479}Oh, oh, oh, oh.
{54481}{54549}You brought her for a reason,|didn't you, booster?
{54550}{54597}Let's listen to her.
{54598}{54671}No, why don't you listen up?
{54673}{54731}Even though I'm running|the show for you,
{54733}{54775}I'm still running the show.
{54777}{54809}So we're gonna put an end to
{54810}{54923}the scooter- junior-skippy-sport-|tiger-booster bullshit.
{54925}{54972}The name is Jake.
{55033}{55080}What do you say you get|the ADD under control?
{55082}{55131}You look me in the eye|when I'm talking to you.
{55133}{55196}- What's your name, honey?|- Her name is Lily.
{55198}{55293}Booster, have I ever|referred to you as honey?
{55295}{55330}Have I, scooter?
{55332}{55398}It's a common mistake that Jake|is making when he says ADD.
{55400}{55458}What he really means is ADHD,
{55460}{55521}for Attention Deficit|Hyperactivity Disorder, see?
{55523}{55587}The important word is the H,
{55589}{55631}Hyperactivity.|I don't understand,
{55633}{55690}why do you let her do that|if you care about her?
{55692}{55737}It's poison, see?
{55738}{55792}Feel my heart.
{55794}{55872}Go ahead. I bet it beats|twice as fast as yours.
{55874}{55945}- Go on feel it.|- I'm fine, thanks.
{55947}{56029}Oh, come on. Will you feel my heart?|I'm not gonna bite you.
{56078}{56126}God, you feel good.
{56218}{56275}Like a trip-hammer, right?
{56320}{56367}See? Much faster...
{56413}{56460}than yours.
{56514}{56573}Why am I enjoying this
{56574}{56629}so much, Jake?
{56656}{56689}Because
{56691}{56740}I feel like she is
{56742}{56773}too.
{56846}{56909}I'm sorry,|I know that was tasteless, dear.
{56910}{56995}I was just trying|to make a point to Jake, okay?
{56997}{57059}What do you say you get|your ADD under control,
{57061}{57092}and we get to the fucking point?
{57094}{57168}Ooh, I think Jake is referring|to my medication,
{57170}{57217}which I thought was confidential.
{57218}{57307}Jacob, come on, come on.
{57309}{57351}You know why I take that stuff.
{57353}{57400}Because if I don't, I become hyper,
{57402}{57477}or primitive, right?|Or impulsive.
{57478}{57557}You never know when|I'm going to lose it.
{57593}{57657}Now listen to me, okay?
{57659}{57709}Hey!
{57710}{57766}I'm not a violent man.
{57768}{57825}I like to think|I am above that, right?
{57827}{57896}You took my money|and now you're asking for more.
{57898}{57965}And I'm gonna give you... I'm gonna|give you what you're asking for,
{57967}{58028}- which is, how much? Tell me again.|- 200.
{58053}{58117}200, how much is that altogether?
{58119}{58200}Including what you took|from me the first time?
{58202}{58249}350.
{58250}{58305}Oh, that's very good,|you're smart, aren't you?
{58307}{58375}You told me you were smart.|You're a smart, smart, smart guy!
{58377}{58424}So be smarter, huh?
{58461}{58536}Don't get hurt.|Don't scare me.
{58538}{58620}You've got a good, healthy,|long life ahead of you.
{58622}{58669}I like you,|now say, "We're set."
{58694}{58753}- "We're set."|- Say it like you like me too.
{58755}{58789}Come on, you can do it.
{58790}{58860}Say, "we're set"|like you like me.
{58862}{58909}We're set.
{58946}{59001}Okay, now I want you|to take your lovely,
{59003}{59050}lovely lady home.
{59076}{59145}Oh my God,|you're beautiful.
{59170}{59224}Let's go.
{59345}{59392}Don't you ever, ever
{59394}{59464}let anyone stand behind me,|without me knowing.
{59466}{59535}You hear me?|You understand me?
{59560}{59608}Man: So the King|gave you the money.
{59610}{59662}Jake: Now, we just needed|to find our guy in Price's bank.
{59664}{59702}Jake: What you're looking for|in a mark
{59704}{59764}is someone whose weaknesses|you can exploit.
{59766}{59817}Michelle Strigo, loan officer.
{59819}{59866}Jake: Guy like me,|people like that,
{59868}{59929}I tell you what you're looking for|without even meeting you.
{59931}{59960}(woman screams)
{59962}{60044}You fucking asshole!|What the fuck is wrong with you?
{60046}{60094}You cocksucker!
{60134}{60207}Jake: It's like a personal ad|you wear over your head.
{60209}{60287}- She's not gonna work.|- You sure?
{60334}{60416}Jay Housler,|VP of international finance.
{60658}{60705}No.
{60894}{60992}Leon Ashby,|VP of corporate loans.
{61056}{61124}What you're looking for in a mark|is someone who has nothing to lose.
{61126}{61197}No friends. No family. No life.
{61198}{61258}You're looking for a guy|who doesn't own a rug.
{61259}{61306}Jake:|Oh yeah, he's perfect.
{61308}{61377}- Miles: You sure?|- Hey, I'm sure.
{61379}{61402}Ashby was the right mark.
{61404}{61484}Now I needed to see if Lily was|the right shill, so I tested her.
{61486}{61527}One watch engraved,|"To Carolyn,
{61529}{61582}Happy Graduation Counselor,|Love, Mom and Dad."
{61584}{61631}- Good.|- One bracelet engraved,
{61633}{61697}"To Annie,|Happy 25th Anniversary, Love, Tom."
{61699}{61763}- Perfect!|- I'll be right back, Mr. Lewis.
{61765}{61795}- Okay, thank you.
{61797}{61844}Excuse me, I think you have|something on hold for me.
{61846}{61924}- Do you have a ticket?|- I lost it but the name is Hanson.
{61926}{61987}- Okay|- Thanks a lot.
{61989}{62052}- Mr. Lewis, right?|- Yes?
{62054}{62141}- Jake Hanson. I go to Law School|with your daughter Carolyn.
{62143}{62256}- We met a couple of times, before.|- Oh, of course, Jake!
{62258}{62295}- It's good to see you again.|- Good to see you too.
{62297}{62332}You remember... Lily!
{62397}{62466}This beautiful woman is my wife.
{62468}{62521}Lily, this is Carolyn's father.
{62522}{62594}- Oh, nice to meet you.|- Pleasure, I'm sure.
{62595}{62669}So, what brings you down|from Stanford?
{62671}{62722}Taking advantage of|the long weekend?
{62724}{62819}- Yeah, we're...|- It's our first anniversary!
{62821}{62901}Congratulations!|That's great.
{62903}{62948}Carolyn is down|for the weekend too.
{62950}{63001}- Really?|- Mm-mm, yeah.
{63002}{63029}Maybe you can|do me a favor then.
{63031}{63088}We split the cost on a couple|of books, last semester,
{63090}{63149}and I never got an opportunity|to pay her back,
{63150}{63219}- I'll just write you a check.|- There's nothing for Hanson.
{63221}{63265}If we had a ticket,|I could check the computer.
{63267}{63319}But yesterday, my wallet
{63321}{63403}and my wife's purse were stolen,|and the ticket was in my wallet.
{63405}{63461}Maybe, you could check again.
{63462}{63517}Jesus, where did this happen?
{63519}{63582}We're staying at the Peninsula,
{63584}{63641}I think it might have been|the housekeeping staff.
{63642}{63728}But Jake has a little more faith|in humanity than I do.
{63730}{63793}He hates me saying it,|but I think it's true.
{63814}{63872}You have to be so careful|these days.
{63874}{63933}You sure do.
{63934}{63980}Honey,|I'm just gonna go
{63982}{64037}and pick out a wallet.|It was nice to meet you.
{64039}{64111}- Nice to meet you.|- There you are Mr. Lewis.
{64113}{64184}- Good.|- I'm sorry, sir, still nothing.
{64186}{64260}- May I ask what it was?|- It's a shame, it was
{64262}{64310}a pair of...|a pair of diamond earrings.
{64312}{64359}Actually,|it's just like those.
{64361}{64412}- We have those in stock.|- Oh great.
{64414}{64465}- Let me write you a check|- Only with the proper ID.
{64466}{64525}Yeah, I understand that but|like I just explained to you,
{64526}{64595}my wallet was...
{64597}{64680}this is sort of a very special day for my|wife and I,
{64682}{64754}it being our first anniversary.
{64756}{64816}She thinks we're here to pick up|something for my mother,
{64818}{64889}but I wanted to surprise her|with something special.
{64890}{64947}So if you think you can|make an exception today,
{64986}{65049}- just this one time.|- I'm sorry.
{65094}{65149}Thank you.
{65151}{65232}Please, tell Carolyn I said hello|and pass the note for her.
{65234}{65289}- I sure will.|- It was good to see you again.
{65290}{65352}Good to see you.
{65354}{65414}Look, Jake,
{65416}{65499}why don't you|write me a check,
{65501}{65567}and let me put the earrings|on my credit card?
{65599}{65633}Is that all right with you?
{65635}{65684}If you'd be willing to do that,|that would be great.
{65686}{65723}Good. Please.
{65910}{65986}- Mr. Lewis, thanks again.|- You bet, Jake.
{66018}{66075}Happy Anniversary.
{66101}{66153}All right? Now that's how|you pull a con.
{66154}{66241}So smile like you just got a present|from the man of your dreams.
{66243}{66290}Thank you!
{66292}{66350}You're welcome, now let's give it|a strong finish, all right?
{66822}{66883}He's gone.
{66953}{67020}- Oh yeah.|- I gotta go get a haircut.
{67126}{67174}Hey, how you doing?
{67175}{67222}Hey guys,|good to see you, man.
{67224}{67271}What's up, boss?
{67273}{67320}- Right here.|- That's good.
{67358}{67395}- What are you having?|- I'm gonna go light,
{67397}{67449}I'm gonna get the chicken|and rib combo.
{67450}{67485}That's light?
{67487}{67534}Yeah,|I'm not getting the coleslaw.
{67536}{67588}So, what's good here?
{67619}{67715}- Who the fuck are you?|- Special Agent Gunther Butan.
{67738}{67801}- Special agent?|- I'm looking for Jake Vig.
{67834}{67913}- Who?|- Who? The invisible man.
{67915}{67973}The specter,|the spook, the ghost.
{67974}{68022}But then the other day,|like a gift,
{68024}{68080}a buddy of his,|a crew member,
{68082}{68129}Alphonse Moorely...
{68130}{68211}you know Alphonse Moorely.|He wakes up with a hole in his head.
{68213}{68273}Look, Special Agent...|what's your name?
{68275}{68331}- Butan!|- I got a pretty good sense of humor
{68333}{68380}- like most people.|- Really, you've a sense of humor?
{68382}{68438}- Yeah, I do. So if this is|some kind of a fucking joke,
{68440}{68484}- I'm not into this shit!|- A joke?!
{68486}{68533}A couple of years ago,|I'm working undercover on a case
{68534}{68616}that Jake Vig is involved with.|He's running some sort of scam
{68618}{68673}importing merchandise|for some guy in Tampa.
{68674}{68737}And I got close,|real close, and he knew it.
{68739}{68786}In order to let me know,|and to rub it in,
{68788}{68848}he sent me this tie. Since then,|I've been following him,
{68850}{68900}from Chicago to Denver|to Salt Lake City,
{68902}{68967}to Phoenix and I've been|wearing this tie ever since,
{68969}{69016}because it keeps me motivated.
{69018}{69087}That's a real nice tie. I don't know if it|says, "Special Agent."
{69089}{69142}You know what it says?|It says,
{69144}{69217}"You can't catch me,|so fuck you. So fuck you."
{69219}{69287}- And fuck you!|- Hey!
{69354}{69414}Temper's a sign of weakness.|Temper's a sign of weakness.
{69416}{69460}Hey man, can we get you|a glass of water?
{69462}{69530}I'm working at this|temper management issue.
{69562}{69609}My doc says|I should stay calm,
{69611}{69672}because I might do|or say something
{69674}{69739}- that I might regret later.|- Look, Special Agent...
{69741}{69835}- sell one drug dealer's drugs|to another drug dealer?
{69837}{69884}Hey, hey,|can you put that away?
{69886}{69960}- Wow!|- Hey, hey, hey...
{69962}{70021}Butan: Let's take a walk.|Let's go for a walk.
{70023}{70070}Now here is the deal...
{70072}{70142}You guys are gonna help me catch|Jake Vig. Whatever he's into next,
{70144}{70233}you guys are gonna be into.|And whatever you're into, I'm into.
{70234}{70299}This fucking gun|is killing my back.
{70301}{70348}In exchange, I'm gonna make sure you|guys are cleared
{70350}{70411}of any past associations with Vig
{70413}{70463}as part of a|cross-departmental investigation,
{70465}{70510}and that home movie I got,|I'll make sure
{70512}{70562}that it doesn't move its way|into Internal Affairs.
{70564}{70612}Who knows? This prick|has been on the wish list so long,
{70614}{70653}you two guys,|might even get a promotion.
{70655}{70711}What the fuck|are you getting out of all this?
{70713}{70772}Peace of mind.
{70774}{70839}I might even get a chance|to get rid of this fucking tie!
{70882}{70929}Why are you looking at me|that way, Lloyd?
{70930}{70973}Not everybody is on the take.
{70975}{71015}If you Feds are so hot|for this guy,
{71017}{71099}why don't you just let us go out?|We'll bring him in, that's it.
{71101}{71159}A fox isn't a fox until|he's caught in the henhouse.
{71161}{71221}- Oh nice. What is that, an analogy?|- A metaphor.
{71223}{71277}Actually, it's neither|but it is a good deal.
{71278}{71328}You guys go clean,|I get peace of mind,
{71330}{71413}and better yet, Lloyd's daughter|gets to keep her braces,
{71415}{71462}and have that winning smile,|just like her daddy.
{71497}{71532}One more thing,
{71534}{71595}you guys can't be running around|with heroin in your car.
{71832}{71880}Jake: Let me tell you|something about Butan.
{71882}{71929}He's just as crooked|as the next guy.
{71930}{72019}You'd think he'd have something|better to do with taxpayer dollars.
{72021}{72068}Well, cue the fucking violins.
{72070}{72117}Come on, man,|it's getting cold out here.
{72142}{72205}Jake: It was all in play.|Everything!
{72206}{72253}And with a little luck,|we're about to land the mark.
{72255}{72319}- Where the hell is she?|- I have no idea.
{72321}{72371}- She's 10 minutes late.|- Jake: Luck's a funny thing.
{72373}{72426}- Especially the bad.|- She's nice.
{72428}{72483}Black cats, breaking a mirror,
{72485}{72517}- breathe on a match.|- (doorbell rings)
{72518}{72577}- It's about time.|- Believe it.
{72579}{72685}Believe it all. But if you really want to talk|about bad luck,
{72686}{72757}redheads.
{72758}{72817}You have got to be|fucking kidding me.
{72818}{72849}Shit.
{72851}{72909}Top three all time worst redheads:
{72945}{73036}Lizzie Borden, axe murderer;
{73038}{73120}Judas, betrayer;
{73122}{73197}Shirley Vig,
{73198}{73259}abandoner.
{73314}{73340}Nice to see you too.
{73342}{73420}Do you have any idea|what you've done?
{73422}{73451}Any idea?
{73453}{73500}What is with the hair?
{73502}{73569}What?|You told me to change it.
{73570}{73636}Jake: But the fucking|grand poohbah of all jinxes,
{73638}{73685}a bird in your house.
{73687}{73765}A bird enters your house,|it means death.
{73767}{73833}What about this then? What's with the scarf|with the birds?
{73834}{73904}I mean, do you know what that means?|Do you know what that means?
{73906}{73963}You have just put|a mother of a jinx on us.
{73965}{74063}- Gordo, can you believe this?|- Gordo: Oy vey.
{74093}{74162}We're dead.|We're dead.
{74209}{74268}Did I miss something, guys?
{74270}{74351}Sweetheart, it's the red hair.|It's bad luck.
{74353}{74412}Miles: It's not like she's|a real redhead, Jake.
{74414}{74465}Look, it doesn't|matter, all right?
{74467}{74564}You can't fool bad luck,|you can't get by on a technicality.
{74566}{74621}You can't trick karma.
{74650}{74723}You just fucked us.
{74725}{74820}So much for that|good feeling, huh?
{74894}{74965}That's what I get for putting|a chick on the team, right?
{74967}{75024}Gordo.|Burn that.
{75026}{75099}Lupus! Think fast.|Lily, hold on a second, will you?
{75162}{75237}Excuse me.|Is this seat taken?
{75239}{75345}- No. Please.|- Thanks.
{75346}{75427}Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry|I'm late, but I'm not that late.
{75429}{75483}You didn't have to|give away my seat.
{75485}{75553}I didn't know|you were coming.
{75554}{75619}- I didn't know. Sorry.|- No problem.
{75686}{75799}Thanks for playing along.|I had to sit down for awhile.
{75833}{75894}- Tough day?|- Brutal day.
{75896}{75963}- What are you drinking?|- Maker's Mark, on the rocks.
{75965}{76051}- His rocks, mine straight up.|- You got it.
{76120}{76180}My name is Leon,|Leon Ashby.
{76182}{76263}Oh, God. I'm so sorry.|I'm overbearing and rude.
{76265}{76316}Lily.|Lily Finn.
{76364}{76457}- So what do you do?|- It's more like, what don't I do?
{76458}{76507}It's a long story.
{76509}{76600}Well, we're getting drinks.|What happened?
{76640}{76706}My partners and I are trying|to secure start-up capital
{76708}{76760}for a small tech company.
{76762}{76809}We tried the venture|capitalist route,
{76810}{76857}but since the bubble|burst on dot coms...
{76859}{76940}You're a few years off the mark.|A lot of bubbles were burst.
{76942}{76989}Yeah.
{76990}{77059}Optimists that we are,|we thought we'd try our luck
{77061}{77123}with a straight corporate loan.
{77125}{77154}- There you go.|- Thank you.
{77156}{77235}- Oh, no, no, I can get this.|- On me. For the seat.
{77260}{77305}Chin-chin.
{77505}{77585}So we've been meeting|with banks all day.
{77587}{77642}It's amazing how many|ways they can say no
{77644}{77691}without ever actually|saying the word.
{77726}{77825}Typically, a corporate loan|is a fairly simple matter.
{77826}{77933}But you do have to demonstrate|a capacity for gross fund recovery.
{77935}{77993}Let me guess,
{77995}{78054}your bubble didn't burst.
{78056}{78145}No, no, nothing like that.|I work in a bank.
{78147}{78199}Really?
{78201}{78263}I wish we'd met eight hours ago.
{78387}{78421}Good evening, gentlemen.
{78422}{78494}Oh, my partners are here.
{78521}{78587}We have dinner plans.
{78589}{78654}Oh, well, uh...
{78656}{78716}- thank you for the drink.|- Oh, you're welcome.
{78717}{78810}I was just going to ask|if you'd like to join us.
{78888}{78943}- Sure.|- Okay.
{78945}{79019}Jake: So she got one leg out from|under him, now we had to lean.
{79029}{79089}So then Miles, God bless him,|he walks right into
{79091}{79148}the fucking Creative Director's office and|he says,
{79149}{79208}"I'm sorry this|program is for shit."
{79210}{79289}No, no. And then he throws|like a thousand pages of code
{79291}{79360}- all over the fucking guy's office!|- Jake: This is our boss, all right?
{79362}{79443}So he kicks Miles and I out of the office,|he's screaming and yelling,
{79445}{79493}"You're fired. Your whole|fucking team is fired."
{79495}{79555}Now he's looking for Lily,|he's looking for Lupus,
{79557}{79606}- and of course he can't find Gordo.|- Miles: That's the best part.
{79608}{79664}He cannot find Gordo, okay?|So what happens?
{79666}{79717}- He finally finds...|- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
{79718}{79768}- you don't have to tell this part.|- He's in the bathroom.
{79770}{79837}So he kicks down|the stall room door,
{79838}{79905}and starts screaming|at the top of his lungs.
{79907}{79953}And there's Gordo,
{79954}{80020}his pants around the ankles,
{80022}{80097}"PC World" mag in hand,|and he's punching the cloud.
{80129}{80180}I'm sorry.
{80233}{80312}Spanking.|Frankly, I was spanking.
{80314}{80361}And it was a fucking|traumatizing event,
{80362}{80425}because I haven't been able to use a public|restroom since that day.
{80427}{80472}Me neither.
{80474}{80517}I swear to God.
{80518}{80597}Gordo's got some issues.|He's got some issues.
{80598}{80626}And let's not forget,
{80628}{80721}the great thing that did come from that day|was we said, "Enough!"
{80722}{80777}That's the day we started our|own business and said goodbye
{80779}{80839}- to shithead bosses. So...|- Hear, hear.
{80841}{80912}Leon: I really admire you guys|taking a chance like that.
{80914}{80971}Lily: Leon here works at a bank.|What bank did you say it was?
{80973}{81022}Price Trust.
{81024}{81067}No shit, really?
{81084}{81163}Talk about shithead bosses.|Now that's gotta be a trip.
{81165}{81224}- What's he like to work for?|- Oh, you know. He's okay.
{81226}{81297}- Really?|- Oh, come on!
{81330}{81365}Well, he's a...
{81366}{81428}he's just a fucking shithead.|What can I tell you?
{81774}{81821}So what do you do|over there at Price?
{81822}{81895}I'm the VP in charge|of corporate loans.
{81897}{81944}Wow.
{81946}{82033}We haven't met anyone|of your level before.
{82035}{82088}VP.
{82090}{82165}Wait, so that means|it's you and then the P.
{82167}{82232}Give that man a Nobel Prize.|Well done.
{82234}{82311}- Genius.|- Yes, that's right.
{82313}{82377}Jake: Here's where a little|research comes in handy.
{82379}{82446}Corporate banks give out|VP titles like calendars.
{82448}{82516}It's a small lie, but now|we're sure he's playing.
{82518}{82585}Then maybe you can help|explain to us what's so difficult
{82586}{82644}- about getting a corporate loan?|- Well, normally, nothing.
{82646}{82713}But a tech firm right now?
{82715}{82776}People are really scared.
{82777}{82833}Jake: People are scared|because they lack vision.
{82834}{82881}Present company|excluded, of course.
{82883}{82985}Leon: A bank does need to know|where its money's gonna come from.
{82986}{83041}That is true.
{83042}{83105}Jake: We know where|we're getting our money back from.
{83106}{83176}But therein lies our Catch-22.
{83178}{83228}I don't follow.
{83229}{83265}- Well...|- Jake, come on.
{83266}{83323}No, it's all right.
{83325}{83420}Leon here is one|of the good guys.
{83422}{83468}Right?
{83469}{83541}Jake: Now what I'm gonna tell you is in|complete confidence.
{83543}{83593}It does not leave|this fucking table.
{83595}{83641}- Sure.|- Fine.
{83642}{83724}You know how the dot commers|did what they did, right?
{83726}{83766}In what way?
{83768}{83812}How they made their money.
{83814}{83860}Essentially, they start|with an idea,
{83862}{83915}shop it around town,|raise a little capital,
{83917}{83964}and then sold it|to a bigger company,
{83966}{84058}like a Microsoft or an Oracle or|an Intel. You know, whatever.
{84060}{84103}That's half right there.
{84105}{84172}The beauty of it was, they sold it before the|thing was even real.
{84174}{84258}So you've got the bigger company already|set up to buy the thing.
{84260}{84329}They just want to|see that it works.
{84331}{84407}So these guys go out, get some start-up|capital, make it work,
{84409}{84471}and then sell for five or|six times the initial loan.
{84503}{84547}They're delicious.
{84549}{84625}- But you need a letter of intent.|- Exactly.
{84627}{84691}And that's our Catch-22.
{84693}{84739}We can't really go out|and talk about it,
{84741}{84798}because if it's public,|potentially we start a bidding war,
{84800}{84859}and that's considered a breach of|etiquette. Kills the deal.
{84861}{84945}However, we wait too long, and we're not|considered hot anymore.
{84974}{85070}And you have this letter of intent?
{85072}{85108}Jake:|Yes we do.
{85110}{85195}We're applying the dot com model|to a different product.
{85197}{85251}Yeah.
{85253}{85321}But the dot coms failed.
{85322}{85388}- Yeah, but that's only...|- No, with all due respect.
{85389}{85432}It...
{85457}{85508}That's going to be|a really tough sell.
{85509}{85565}I mean, you guys have|a real battle on your hands.
{85566}{85628}- That's bullshit.|- Lupus.
{85629}{85696}Look, sorry, Mr. Ashby.
{85698}{85744}I didn't mean anything.|But I just don't think
{85746}{85813}you can argue with the|success of the business model.
{85814}{85868}It was really an|overextension of the model
{85869}{85929}to what turned out to be|a limited consumer demand
{85930}{85984}that caused the|dot com collapse.
{85986}{86077}Now, applied to a proper product,|with a solid consumer base,
{86079}{86136}the model still holds up.
{86246}{86296}He may be right.
{86298}{86345}Jake: Let me be straight|with you, all right?
{86346}{86404}We're this close to cutting somebody in on|the action,
{86406}{86441}if they'd be willing to help.
{86442}{86524}We just need to find|somebody with some balls.
{86525}{86597}- Shall we order another round?|- Yeah.
{86650}{86721}Jake: Lupus, nice save in there.|I'm very impressed.
{86722}{86771}Poor bastard never|knew what hit him.
{86773}{86849}Jesus Christ, I almost|felt sorry for the guy.
{86851}{86902}I gotta go work off|some of this adrenaline.
{86904}{86983}I have an in on a card game with some|Hollywood studio dipshits.
{86985}{87032}- Anybody want a piece?|- I'm going home.
{87034}{87101}- I'll go. Jake?|- No, I'm good.
{87102}{87149}- Are you sure?|- Yeah.
{87151}{87218}Oh, Lupus, you should come.|You're gonna love these guys.
{87220}{87259}Bunch of fucking knobs.
{87261}{87308}Hey, Lupus.
{87310}{87357}When this is all over,
{87359}{87419}you'll let us know who|the King put on Big Al, right?
{87488}{87524}You gonna have time?
{87549}{87596}I'll find the time.
{87826}{87888}You want to go, don't you?
{87889}{87945}For a couple hundred bucks?|Not interested.
{87947}{87999}You'd do it for free.
{88001}{88070}You're almost drooling.|You like the rush.
{88072}{88153}It's not about the rush.|It's just a job. It's what I do.
{88154}{88210}Your mother not breast-feed|you or something?
{88212}{88261}You asking me if I got|something to prove?
{88263}{88354}- Do you?|- Not in that repressed anger way.
{88356}{88439}I get the feeling you could've bullshitted|your way into anything.
{88441}{88501}- Why this?|- I'm good at it.
{88503}{88554}Lying, cheating, manipulating.
{88556}{88607}It all came very naturally to me.
{88609}{88670}No, it's more than that.
{88672}{88765}The thrill of it? I mean, didn't you find it|exciting tonight?
{88766}{88836}The way you were|working that guy Ashby...
{88838}{88913}flirting, giving him|your sweet little smile,
{88915}{89024}brushing up against him,|occasionally touching him,
{89152}{89228}I have a feeling you were|getting off on that tonight.
{89229}{89289}All I did was smile|and shake my ass.
{89290}{89353}Yeah, but you|did it very well.
{89355}{89409}Soon enough you'll|have more to do
{89411}{89460}and I have a feeling you'll|be good at that too.
{89462}{89531}How do you know?
{89533}{89568}Intuition.
{90653}{90720}- She had you tempting fate.|- My old man and his buddies
{90721}{90796}from work used to play the same lotto|numbers every week.
{90798}{90866}I mean the same|numbers for 16 years.
{90868}{90973}One day he gets pissed, decides he's going|to play his own number.
{90975}{91084}They then hit the Lucky Seven|for 3.5 million without him.
{91086}{91145}That's fate for you.
{91146}{91216}I guess he passed on|that unlucky asshole gene.
{91218}{91265}Turn around.
{91266}{91328}You should have trusted me, Jake.
{91330}{91409}Yeah, apparently so.
{91436}{91490}Everything looks in order.
{91492}{91550}Jake: You know, Leon, we're going|to have to move quickly here.
{91552}{91612}I know.|It won't go unnoticed.
{91767}{91819}What's this?
{91821}{91879}Jake:|Let's call that a convincer.
{91986}{92077}We're going to need|to slow down a bit.
{92078}{92151}You're worried about recouping the loan,|we got the letter of intent.
{92153}{92187}No, it's... I understand that.
{92189}{92248}What I'm trying to...
{92250}{92298}what I mean to say is...
{92300}{92357}what I'm wondering about is...
{92418}{92447}is my cut.
{92449}{92519}Jake: And there it is.|Ashby gets the itch.
{92554}{92601}- 2%.|- Lily: Of five million.
{92603}{92664}We're gonna make it back|three or four times over.
{92666}{92730}By the time anyone catches on,|the loan's already been repaid.
{92732}{92785}You didn't do anything wrong|except speed things up.
{92787}{92880}Jake: All you need to do for your cut, is put|some paperwork through,
{92881}{92947}push a button tomorrow.
{92993}{93058}Man: Yeah, but there were|other factors.
{93060}{93118}Yeah, factors that weren't|clear to me until now.
{93333}{93380}What do you got?
{93381}{93437}We got jack shit.
{93555}{93602}I'm not a confrontational|man by nature,
{93604}{93652}but you guys are gonna have|to start working with me.
{93653}{93701}We haven't heard from Vig.|We don't know if he wants
{93702}{93759}to cut us in on this shit he's|got going down with the King.
{93761}{93820}Maybe you two guys need to be|a little more pro-active, Lloyd.
{93822}{93908}You gotta make him think you're gonna|keep me off his back.
{93909}{93948}And for that he's|gonna cut you in
{93950}{94036}on whatever he's got going|with King. You got that?
{94037}{94077}Omar, you got it?
{94093}{94159}Flight's booked to Belize.
{94161}{94212}Almost home.
{94448}{94525}Got to get you home to pack.|Get ready for your trip tomorrow.
{94527}{94578}Can you picture me with|a drink with the umbrella in it?
{94580}{94629}Little sunscreen on the nose.
{94631}{94679}- Hey, Jake!|- Back off! Back off!
{94681}{94753}- Whoa, whoa!|- Take it easy! Jesus!
{94755}{94821}What, the tip not|work out for you guys?
{94822}{94908}Tip worked out fine, we're just|a little curious about the Fed.
{94935}{95005}Hey look, you don't pay|your fucking taxes...
{95007}{95056}Get the fuck back!|Back up!
{95058}{95143}Special Agent Gunther Butan.|That ring a bell?
{95145}{95213}Gunther? No, I think I would remember a|Gunther.
{95214}{95317}- Let me jog your memory a little.|- Jesus! Fuck!
{95336}{95387}Gunther Butan, you say?
{95434}{95469}I think I might know this guy.
{95471}{95529}Yeah, well he's in town and|he sure as shit remembers you.
{95530}{95592}What are we gonna|do about this Jake?
{95593}{95673}We can't afford having|a Fed onto us like this.
{95674}{95720}I wouldn't dream of that.
{95745}{95781}Fuck, man!
{95783}{95840}The way we look at it,|Jake, you have
{95841}{95917}a limited window of opportunity here|before he catches up to you.
{95919}{95975}But I got good news|for you, okay? You got us.
{95977}{96052}We're your white knights. We're gonna|keep him off your back.
{96053}{96109}And we get a piece of whatever you got|going down with the King.
{96111}{96181}And don't argue with me 'cause|I got a lot of pent-up aggression.
{96182}{96237}Say something stupid|if we got a deal, Jake.
{96239}{96284}Something stupid.
{96399}{96453}Don't leave town, brother.
{96491}{96545}- Funny.|- Oh fuck.
{96546}{96584}Have a nice day, Officers.
{96609}{96653}How did we do?
{96655}{96704}We did exactly like you said.
{96705}{96753}I have complete|faith in you, Lloyd.
{96754}{96793}Lupus: Why's this guy|so hard up for you?
{96795}{96844}You're not exactly a threat|to national security.
{96845}{96889}We go way back.
{96893}{96969}Jake: A few years ago we were|working in Tampa for a local goon.
{96970}{97035}Turns out this mutt was|being watched by the Feds,
{97037}{97109}which now meant we were|being watched by the Feds...
{97111}{97185}one in particular...|Agent Gunther Butan.
{97222}{97279}We were just overseeing|some creative importing,
{97281}{97346}so he really didn't|have anything on us.
{97348}{97413}But I figured, maybe this|guy's good for a fix.
{97415}{97471}Our guys in the LAPD,|give them $20,
{97473}{97520}they'll look the other way|on a parking ticket.
{97521}{97561}Maybe you'll get yourself|a new tie with that.
{97562}{97634}But a Fed? You get a guy|like that as your fix...
{97636}{97717}It was probably a stupid idea.|There I was Armani and Rolex.
{97719}{97777}There he is,|JC Penny and Timex.
{97779}{97821}So I took a shot.
{97822}{97880}Now he had me on attempted|bribery of a Federal Agent.
{97881}{97945}So that's how Gunter Butan|and I became friends.
{97946}{98001}- Butan... shit.|- Here.
{98003}{98061}So what? We just|stay clear of him.
{98063}{98116}I don't think so.|I think we gotta walk.
{98142}{98196}Wait a minute. We can|handle this. Come on.
{98197}{98260}No. Not this time.
{98261}{98309}I say we walk.
{98310}{98363}Wait. Take it easy|for a second.
{98365}{98452}I'm not gonna take it easy.|'Cause you don't know this guy.
{98453}{98513}He's gonna be all over|us like white on rice.
{98514}{98558}There's no shaking him|and you know it.
{98560}{98608}So we change|the scam a little.
{98609}{98656}There is no more|fucking scam.
{98657}{98703}I got a sign|on my back now.
{98705}{98793}I can't leave town and then show up with a|suitcase full of money.
{98795}{98840}- It's over. The gig is up.|- Gordo: Jake, Jake.
{98841}{98919}The skirt's got a point. All you have to do is|tweak it a bit.
{98921}{99032}It over. That's it. You gotta|know when to walk away.
{99033}{99107}And you guys are too careless with the|money. Gordo with the cars.
{99109}{99181}- You with the strippers.|- They call themselves dancers.
{99183}{99239}They call themselves dancers, huh? What|about Big Al?
{99241}{99292}Did that not fucking|register with you?
{99293}{99373}Remember seeing him sitting there with a|bullet hole in his head?
{99374}{99433}That doesn't mean anything?
{99434}{99476}You're being such a raving pussy.
{99477}{99539}I mean, pull yourself together,|for Christ's sake.
{99578}{99657}Who the fuck do you|think you're talking to?
{99690}{99757}Sweetheart, we fucked|once, okay?
{99759}{99832}That does not entitle you|a voice in this room.
{99834}{99911}And don't think I didn't know you weren't|working some angle, either.
{99913}{99955}Easy, Jake.|That's a lady.
{100006}{100100}Everyone's working|an angle, right?
{100101}{100152}There are three people|I trust in this world,
{100153}{100223}those two guys on|the couch and a dead guy.
{100225}{100264}You, I don't know you.|You're like a stray dog
{100265}{100325}that wandered into my house|one day looking for a belly rub.
{100327}{100393}So why don't you just go back to wherever it|is you came from?
{100394}{100445}You don't have anybody|looking for you.
{100447}{100513}Not the King,|not Butan, not Price.
{100514}{100557}So just cut loose of this.|It is over.
{100686}{100764}- What about...|- What about what?
{100833}{100875}What about the money?
{100877}{100945}There it is. That little|itch you need to scratch.
{100947}{101000}Always about the money.
{101001}{101049}What do you want?|You want an apology?
{101050}{101103}No.|I want my cut.
{101105}{101168}Take a deep breath,|count to 10,
{101169}{101280}and try and get it through|your thick skull, there is no cut.
{101318}{101376}You're an asshole.
{101430}{101489}So that's it, huh?
{101521}{101583}That's it.|We're closing up shop.
{101585}{101644}You guys know|what to do, right?
{101646}{101705}Jesus Christ, Jake, I can't|believe you're gonna just...
{101706}{101741}Miles.
{101805}{101856}Man: So much for honor|among thieves.
{101857}{101911}You were going to cut loose your friends,|your girl...
{101913}{101960}What the fuck|are you talking about?
{101961}{102012}I was doing it for them.|I was trying to protect them.
{102014}{102073}Bullshit. You weren't doing it|for them. You were scared.
{102075}{102163}Come on, admit it. You lost your nerve and|you lost your confidence.
{102165}{102212}You weren't trying|to be noble.
{102213}{102278}You weren't trying to save anyone but your|goddamn self. Admit it.
{102280}{102338}You got no idea what|you're talking about.
{102340}{102380}- It's not true.|- It is fucking true.
{102381}{102480}They were right there for you!|She was right there for you.
{102481}{102592}Look at her.|I fucking said look at her!
{102594}{102669}She trusted you,|and you sold her out.
{102671}{102719}Now I want you to look at her,
{102721}{102784}and I want you to tell her.
{102785}{102857}Be a fucking man.|You be honest.
{102901}{102948}You tell her.
{102949}{103019}You tell her that you loved her,
{103021}{103085}but the fucking money|meant more to you.
{103167}{103233}Fucking grifters, man.
{103234}{103291}Gentleman's racket,|my fucking ass.
{103293}{103369}Just another low-life scammer looking out|for number one.
{103371}{103414}Get the fuck up!
{103421}{103445}Get the fuck up!
{103490}{103523}Lupus:|The King ain't gonna like this.
{103525}{103607}He had a real thing with|getting this Price guy.
{103609}{103668}If you ask me,|I think he's jealous.
{103670}{103731}- Of what? They're both crooks.|- They actually grew up
{103733}{103785}in the same neighborhood.|King talks about it all the time.
{103787}{103834}How come he's always|humping it out,
{103836}{103902}while Price gets to walk|around in three-piece suits,
{103904}{103985}hobnob with movie stars,|own a bank, that type of shit.
{103986}{104089}Next to Price, the King is still small time|and he's pissed off.
{104091}{104157}A point, Lupus.|Give us a point.
{104159}{104269}I don't give a shit if he thinks he's a pimple|on Price's ass.
{104271}{104320}He wouldn't piss on my face|if my teeth were on fire.
{104345}{104396}That's nice.|Interesting imagery.
{104418}{104489}Look at that.|The size of a cigar, right?
{104491}{104573}You know why I got that? The King asked|me for a four-shot one day.
{104575}{104622}That's four-shots of espressos.
{104624}{104684}Turns out we only have|enough coffee for a three-shot.
{104686}{104735}So I'm thinking, maybe|I'm doing him a favor.
{104737}{104784}And before he even|comes picks it up,
{104785}{104859}he's screaming at me like|I just hit on his mother!
{104861}{104935}I assume this is going to|lead to some kind of point.
{104937}{105008}This is what I get for bringing|him the wrong fucking cup of coffee,
{105009}{105083}imagine what he's|going to do to you.
{105113}{105161}Jake: I have to admit,|he did have a point.
{105162}{105219}There was no way the King|was going to let us slide.
{105221}{105274}Yeah, so we were back on.
{105276}{105324}After you cut her loose?
{105325}{105376}Which was apparently|my mistake.
{105378}{105437}How'd you know we'd|still go through with it?
{105439}{105487}I know you, Jake.
{105513}{105560}And I know how to|take care of myself.
{105637}{105687}Morgan Price, please.
{105795}{105892}Yeah, I'd be interested in that.
{105894}{105972}Why don't you give me an address
{105973}{106036}and I'll send over a car?
{106077}{106165}And you and I can discuss|the particulars of your proposal.
{106167}{106212}No.
{106213}{106261}I come to you and|I only deal with you.
{106324}{106373}It was a smart play.
{106375}{106430}She handed me to you|on a silver platter.
{106432}{106495}Silver platter? Motherfucker,|let me tell you a story.
{106539}{106613}That's an exciting story.|Travis,
{106615}{106692}anybody ever try|something like this before?
{106693}{106734}Not that I can recall.
{106736}{106804}And how much did you say you|wanted for this finder's fee?
{106805}{106842}10%.
{106844}{106935}I studied under a Nobel Laureate|of Economics at Cambridge
{106937}{107001}and I think even she'd|say 10 was high.
{107003}{107106}I don't give a fuck if you studied at Marice's|Academy of Wig Design.
{107108}{107163}You're lucky I'm even here.
{107193}{107264}- 10 is standard.|- Okay.
{107265}{107352}Travis, see if you can get him|to tell you how he did it.
{107393}{107440}Or almost did it.
{107442}{107502}Sounds like a good story.
{107504}{107551}Oh, I'll get it.
{107607}{107649}Come on,|what happened today?
{107651}{107723}Today?|Today started off great.
{107755}{107825}Jake: Ashby was going to call us|with the exact time of the transfer.
{107826}{107873}The King was waiting on us.
{107875}{107948}Just to be safe, Gordo was|boarding the plane instead of me.
{107950}{108036}I needed Manzano and Whitworth|to keep Butan off our backs.
{108037}{108111}So I had to stay in town|and cut them in on the deal.
{108113}{108190}So they waited for my call|while Miles and I waited for Ashby.
{108192}{108251}She should be landing|right about now.
{108253}{108308}That Customs guy is ready, right?
{108309}{108381}I feel lucky today, Miles.|Real lucky.
{108383}{108446}Found a penny,|heads up.
{108448}{108505}And I got rid of the redhead.
{108507}{108592}Yeah. We got rid|of the redhead.
{108632}{108673}Jake?
{108674}{108724}Customs?
{108725}{108817}They say a good chess player|can see up to 20 moves deep.
{108819}{108904}That means in some games you've|calculated every move in your head.
{108906}{108993}The game's over,|even before it's really started.
{108995}{109064}Like a game of chess,|same with a con.
{109065}{109116}You have to see that deep.
{109117}{109156}- Yeah?|- Ashby,
{109158}{109196}- It's Vig.|- Jake, yeah.
{109233}{109280}It's going through...
{109281}{109343}right... now.
{109345}{109380}Good.
{109382}{109465}And with the push of a button,|all the pieces were in play.
{109466}{109529}Gordo?|It's all good. Do it.
{109885}{109929}First and goal.
{110150}{110208}Hi there.
{110209}{110269}I'd like this cashed, please.
{110386}{110419}Receptionist:|Mr. Ashby?
{110421}{110496}Mr. Thompson from international calling. He|has a 34-R
{110497}{110540}on a corporate|account in Belize.
{110573}{110660}That's probably just a new|account marker, I'II...
{110661}{110717}Jake: To ensure we weren't|going to welch,
{110719}{110810}Ashby's cut was transferred|into his own offshore account.
{110850}{110905}Tell you what.|I am going to lunch.
{110907}{110988}You tell him I'll|call him back later.
{111097}{111161}Jake: We called them|the Green Twinkies.
{111355}{111413}We got Twinkies.
{111415}{111464}Gordo, that's outstanding.|Good work.
{111494}{111567}Lupus,|we got the money.
{111569}{111616}I don't believe this.
{111641}{111696}Gordo's flying back|with it now.
{111697}{111765}So we'll head on over to the bar, meet up|with everybody there.
{111773}{111846}I sent Miles to the airport|to wait for Gordo to land.
{111848}{111895}Everything was going|as planned.
{111897}{111939}Gordo?
{112037}{112149}Gordo, do me a favor. Just use the|bathroom on the plane, all right?
{112151}{112205}Gordo?|Gordo!
{112240}{112302}Guy's walking around with|$5 million cash
{112304}{112363}and he's going to stop to use|a public bathroom at the airport?
{112365}{112411}Un-fucking-believable.
{112413}{112466}That guy's got|a serious problem.
{112468}{112515}You're telling me.
{112517}{112625}Here's where I got stupid, here's|where I got that big fucking itch.
{112726}{112779}What?|I got something on me?
{112781}{112833}I'm going to be straight|with you, Lupus.
{112835}{112895}I don't think we could've|gotten this far without you.
{112897}{112947}So I got a little|proposition for you.
{112949}{113032}A way for us to clear|the whole five million.
{113033}{113143}Now think about that,|five million split four ways.
{113145}{113206}You want in?
{113208}{113281}- What do I have to do?|- All right.
{113306}{113341}Yeah, it's Vig.
{113343}{113412}I'm gonna need an escort.|Not a ride, just an escort.
{113413}{113469}Ontario Airport.|Look for Gordo.
{113470}{113523}He's going to be carrying|a black Nike duffel bag.
{113525}{113613}- You guys take care of Butan?|- Don't worry. We got him covered.
{113614}{113649}All right, good.
{113701}{113781}That was him. There's a shipment coming|in this afternoon.
{113783}{113829}Ontario Airport.
{113830}{113900}We're going to give Mr. Jake Vig the|surprise of a lifetime.
{113901}{113973}- FBI Agent Rosen speaking.|- Artie. Butan.
{113975}{114068}Yeah. Ontario Airport this afternoon. Come|heavy.
{114094}{114203}All we need you to do is call|the King. Tell him it's all good.
{114205}{114252}Get the King off of our backs.
{114363}{114416}Yeah, boss, it's me, Lupus.
{114417}{114484}You were right.|He's trying to fuck you.
{114485}{114538}- What?|- Vig's trying to fuck you.
{114540}{114591}Police escorts are going|to pick up the money.
{114593}{114675}I knew it, I knew it... I should|have listened to my instinct.
{114677}{114724}Shit! How do we get|the money now?
{114725}{114751}You gonna have to|take it in the airport.
{114753}{114826}The guy he's got a black|Nike duffel bag on wheels.
{114828}{114867}He's got this thing|with bathrooms.
{114869}{114929}If he makes it through Customs he'll be|heading for the john.
{114931}{114973}That's good. We'll get him|with his pants down.
{114975}{115017}You'll take care of scooter|once we get the money.
{115055}{115107}Maybe Gordo's got it right.
{115109}{115185}Maybe we're all just looking|for a safe place to shit.
{115273}{115319}That's cute.
{115321}{115367}Very cute.
{115537}{115601}What about all that|bullshit at the bar?
{115603}{115692}About your three-shot,|four-shot espresso sob story?
{115693}{115779}Showing me your little boo-boo. What was|all that fucking shit?
{115804}{115910}That? I got that|at a barbecue, grilling halibut.
{116353}{116429}- Lloyd: You trust this Butan guy?|- I don't trust anybody.
{116431}{116497}Lloyd: I'm so sick of listening|to this douche bag's shit.
{116498}{116533}I swear to fucking God.
{116535}{116571}If my kid's teeth|weren't so fucked up,
{116573}{116622}I'd love to walk up to that dude and take|that gay hat of his
{116624}{116671}and shove it right up|his ass on principle.
{116673}{116723}You see how bad|this guy wants Vig?
{116725}{116769}It's like a sickness.
{116771}{116831}I say we collar him ourselves.|That way we got Vig,
{116833}{116884}we got leverage and we trade.
{116886}{116933}Vig for the tape.
{116934}{116990}This is Butan.|You guys awake?
{116992}{117033}Yeah, we're here.
{117083}{117125}Okay, stay sharp.
{117497}{117554}- Be right back.|- Is this it?
{117556}{117603}This it, Harlin?
{117605}{117664}Motherfucking no brains,|this one has.
{117703}{117764}Jake: So Lupus.|What do you do now?
{117765}{117834}You go back to fetching|coffee for the King?
{117836}{117915}Don't worry about me.|Stop trying to fuck with my head.
{118154}{118199}Okay, I got him.
{118877}{118942}He's heading towards|the east exit.
{118944}{119011}Do not under any|circumstances apprehend.
{119013}{119081}I want you to follow him|all the way down to Vig's.
{119082}{119156}- Roger that.|- We got that jerkoff. Let's go.
{119509}{119582}Keep your pants on.|He just went into the crapper.
{119913}{119976}Jake: Let's say Gordo doesn't|make it through Customs.
{119977}{120032}You're gonna be just|as fucked as we are.
{120033}{120106}- You think about that?|- Not for nothing, Jake,
{120108}{120159}but the guy who|whacked your buddy?
{120161}{120208}It was me.
{120233}{120301}The King usually farms out|for that kind of stuff,
{120303}{120405}but he was so pissed off at you he couldn't|wait for the regular guy.
{120406}{120480}The fucker didn't even put|down the kung pao chicken.
{120672}{120719}Oo-ooh, shit!
{120744}{120799}Come on.|Stand up.
{120801}{120851}- What?|- Stand the fuck up!
{120853}{120921}Jake, no offense,|but I've seen you fight.
{120923}{120960}You gotta be kidding me.
{121101}{121148}Okay, they pulled a switch.
{121149}{121219}Black man, brown suit. Big.
{121636}{121695}Hey, asshole.
{121810}{121888}- (police sirens blare)|- Lloyd: Keep 'em up nice and high.
{121981}{122019}Lloyd:|What the...
{122159}{122206}- Don't fucking move.|- Freeze!
{122208}{122253}- Freeze!|- Freeze!
{122254}{122309}Put your weapon down!
{122310}{122361}We're LAPD!
{122363}{122425}- Get down on your knees.|- We're fucking cops.
{122427}{122503}LAPD, man.|Look at this, come on.
{122679}{122752}- On the curb!|- Face forward! All the way down!
{122753}{122797}Hands on your head.
{122799}{122838}Hands outside where|we can see them.
{122840}{122884}Bring him out.|Nice and easy. Turn around.
{122925}{122972}Can I make a suggestion?
{122973}{123063}Take these cuffs home and use|them on your wife. You'll like it.
{123179}{123242}I like it tight, but not that tight.|How about you?
{123244}{123276}- Let's go.|- Oh.
{123557}{123604}Look what we got here.
{123637}{123685}Heroin. Two keys.
{123761}{123805}We're good.
{123916}{123974}He's good.|He's good.
{123976}{124024}- He who?|- You gotta like it.
{124026}{124084}Officers Manzano|and Whitworth,
{124085}{124133}Agent Artie Rosen,
{124134}{124181}Federal Bureau of Investigations.
{124183}{124250}How hard do you think it is to sell one|dealer's drugs to another?
{124252}{124289}Don't fucking say anything!
{124389}{124433}(cell phone ringing)
{124618}{124658}Yeah.
{124660}{124724}The King just got|pinched with the bag.
{124725}{124767}Okay.
{124810}{124858}What happened?
{124909}{124967}- He got caught.|- What?
{124969}{125029}Fucking King just|got us all pinched.
{125031}{125116}Oh shit! What do I do?|What the fuck...
{125118}{125161}Lupus, just|calm down. Lupus!
{125162}{125209}(gunshot)
{125428}{125500}- I never thanked you for that.|- No problem.
{125501}{125570}Can we all stop being so fucking polite and|get to the point?
{125572}{125624}That's right,|where's the fucking money, Jake?
{125626}{125673}What do you get out of this?|A fucking finder's fee?
{125674}{125731}It's all about|the money, isn't it?
{125733}{125795}Fuck you.|You sold me out.
{125797}{125849}You sold me out huge.|You should have trusted me,
{125851}{125906}like I trusted you.|You fucked up. You fucked up huge.
{125908}{125948}All right, all right,|now you turn the fuck around.
{125950}{126021}The only way you're gonna live|is if you get me my fucking money!
{126023}{126071}Now where the fuck is it?
{126073}{126162}I'm gonna ask you one more time before|your brains hit the ground.
{126164}{126211}Where is my money?
{126213}{126297}Probably in the hands of|the Federal Government.
{126299}{126341}You know Jake, you...
{126343}{126407}you really fucking|disappoint me, Jake.
{126409}{126472}You just let Lily down|here again, too.
{126474}{126541}What was that you were saying|about playing the big con,
{126542}{126629}it's like putting on a big play, and everybody|knows their part?
{126658}{126748}I guess some people|forgot their fucking lines.
{126749}{126807}- Yeah, I guess so.|- You guess so?
{126809}{126857}So why don't you just take|a deep breath, Jake,
{126859}{126909}and I'm gonna count to 10.
{126911}{126979}One, two...
{126981}{127060}three, four, five...
{127061}{127125}- I do trust you, Lily.|- Six, seven...
{127127}{127193}- (gunshot)|- Travis: Oh, shit! What the...
{127222}{127277}- Trust...|- Did you kill him?
{127302}{127349}- Should be a four-letter word.
{127351}{127393}I don't know.
{127478}{127527}Don't do that shit while|I'm standing right here!
{127529}{127618}You get the fuck away from me.|Get the fuck out of here! Now!
{127740}{127808}So I'm dead.|But can I really blame Lily?
{127809}{127872}Should I just have trusted her?|Who knows?
{127914}{128004}Sooner or later, someone's gonna start|asking the right questions.
{128043}{128084}The Feds would want to know
{128085}{128157}why were they sent in to just|bust a couple of crooked cops.
{128158}{128208}Manzano and Whitworth|would ask
{128209}{128268}how the drugs got|into that duffel bag.
{128293}{128380}The King and Price would ask,|where their money really went.
{128409}{128478}And everyone would ask,|what agency was it that
{128480}{128564}Special Agent Gunther Butan|really worked for?
{128905}{128952}You need a ride?
{129010}{129050}Hey.
{129089}{129136}How'd it go?
{129137}{129188}Smooth.
{129190}{129237}The guys we have|in the LAPD,
{129239}{129291}give them $20 and they'll look the other way|on a parking ticket.
{129293}{129348}Maybe you'll get yourself|a new tie with that?
{129349}{129415}But a Fed, you get a guy|like that as your fix...
{129461}{129509}So what do you|got going next?
{129557}{129621}So that's how Gunther Butan|and I became friends.
{129623}{129689}Look at you. You're still|working that crazy tie routine.
{129691}{129747}I'm partial to it.
{129783}{129820}You take your cut?
{129822}{129876}Yeah, I'm good.
{129923}{129976}Well, where you off to next?
{130012}{130076}Wherever it is, don't stay|too long, you know?
{130101}{130187}- Stay loose.|- Always.
{130212}{130256}I'd keep the girl.
{130393}{130485}Sooner or later, all the right questions would|get answered.
{130487}{130553}- Because playing the big con...|- What's this?
{130554}{130597}- Is like putting on a play.
{130649}{130696}A play where everyone knows|their part, except the mark.
{130698}{130796}Sometimes, Jake,|style can get you killed.
{130921}{131030}And like in a game of chess, you've played|every move in your head.
{131032}{131095}Yeah, boss.|It's me, Lupus.
{131097}{131173}You were right.|He's trying to fuck you.
{131174}{131268}You're a good grifter, man.|It's hard to tell when you're lying.
{131269}{131312}It's hard.
{131313}{131382}But what do I care?|I'm dead.
{131384}{131441}Nobody's gonna be|asking me.
{131478}{131529}I think you dropped|that, baby.
{131531}{131597}Miles, would you|be so kind?
{131598}{131645}Absolutely.
{131777}{131856}* The lights go out|and I can't be saved *
{131857}{131944}* Tides that I tried|to swim against *
{131945}{132032}* Have brought me down|upon my knees *
{132033}{132131}* Oh I beg, I beg|and plead, singing *
{132133}{132206}* Come out of things unsaid *
{132208}{132304}* Shoot an apple|off my head, and a *
{132306}{132382}* Trouble that can't be named *
{132384}{132498}* A tiger's waiting to be tamed, singing *
{132501}{132596}* You *
{132598}{132659}* Are *
{132688}{132773}* You *
{132775}{132825}* Are *
{133186}{133265}* Confusion never stops *
{133267}{133351}* Closing walls|and ticking clocks *
{133353}{133443}* Gonna come back|and take you home *
{133445}{133543}* I could not stop that|you now know, singing *
{133545}{133623}* Come out upon my seas *
{133625}{133701}* Cursed missed opportunities *
{133703}{133786}* Am I a part of the cure? *
{133788}{133900}* Or am I part of the disease?|Singing *
{133901}{134002}* You *
{134004}{134057}* Are *
{134089}{134178}* You *
{134180}{134232}* Are *
{134259}{134355}* You *
{134357}{134405}* Are *
{134441}{134530}* You *
{134532}{134579}* Are *
{134965}{135052}* You *
{135054}{135108}* Are *
{135137}{135232}* You *
{135233}{135288}* Are *
{135325}{135456}* And nothing else compares *
{135493}{135636}* Oh, nothing else compares *
{135663}{135823}* And nothing else compares *
{136717}{136814}* You *
{136816}{136866}* Are *
{136895}{136991}* You *
{136993}{137041}* Are *
{137043}{137117}* Home, home *
{137119}{137216}* Where I wanted to go *
{137217}{137293}* Home, home *
{137295}{137391}* Where I wanted to go *
{137393}{137467}* Home, home *
{137469}{137568}* Where I wanted to go *
{137569}{137644}* Home, home *
{137646}{137744}* Where I wanted to go. *