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My name is George Lass,

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and I've been dead for seven days.

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Okay, that's a little dramatic.

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I'm actually Un-Dead.

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A modern day grim reaper...

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I can take the souls of people about to die.

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Fucking nightmare!

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But I can't open my front door.

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It would probably help to have a key,

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but when you're squatting in some dead guy's apartment,

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you can't expect a mint on your pillow.

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Even with this seemingly designed power I have,

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I don't get paid a cent,

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I can't disappear or fly
or walk through walls…

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What a shit hole.

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..and I had to live in this guy's
apartment that was really messy.

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Kind of like his death...

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Every night I laid in bed, and went over the facts again and again.

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I think I lived a pretty normal life.

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- Lève-toi !
- Maman...

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Tu te lèves, et tu vas aller travailler

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Tu recevras un salaire, et tu déménageras

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And then I was killed.

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Oh, shit...

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I became a reaper,

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lifting the souls I was told to take.

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It's fucking weird.

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Ca ne fait pas partie de notre boulot de faire tomber les pianos ou les lunettes de wc

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C'est le boulot de qui?

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Gravelings

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Sleep...

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Maybe next week I'll get used to it.

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Maybe next week it'll make more sense.

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Maybe next week I won't come home

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and sleep in the back seat of my parent's car.

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My name is George Lass.

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I died when I was 18 years old.

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I collect souls for a living.

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And these are the days of my afterlife.

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Good Christ!

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Who are you?

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I... live here.

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Were you Brandon's girlfriend?

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Yes.

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Friends and family generally want a piece of you after you die.

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After all, who you are is what you left behind.

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Actually, that's mine.

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That, and um, the TV.

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We gave him that TV.

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Do you even know Brandon?

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A little bit

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but not really though.

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I moved in the day we met.

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Was this before or after he died?

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Same day.

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Please don't take the TV.

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But for me, it wasn't what I left behind.

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It was who.

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- Hello, Claire.
- Hi… um…

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What is it Claire?

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Well this is difficult for me.

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I mean it's difficult for me to be telling you this.

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It's about your daughter, Reggie.

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What about her?

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I just think that

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what you're doing

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...could be considered a form of abuse.

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Pourquoi as-tu dit à Claire que je ne te laissais pas aller aux toilettes?

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Why did you tell Claire that I don't let you go to the bathroom?

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Did you tell anyone else that I don't let you go to the bathroom?

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Who?

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The Gibsons and the McMinns.

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And the Lees.

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Jesus Christ, Reggie!

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You know I could be arrested for this!

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Is that what you want?

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Do you want me to go to jail?

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Why?  Why would you tell them that?

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So they'd let me use their bathroom.

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What is wrong with our bathroom?

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Nothing.

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Reggie, you are freaking me out.

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Reapers don't get a free ride.

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Roxy works for the city.

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There's like a minute left, write the ticket and let's go!

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Let me do my job, man!

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Where do all the coins go anyway?

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Doesn't seem big enough.

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There's this network of pressurized vacuum tubes underneath the sidewalk.

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The meters drop off their reservoir every 3 or 4 hours

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it sucks through the tubes, and dumps back into the basement of the seventh street parking lot.

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Oh my God, Really?

93
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You got shit for brains, man.

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I got the keys,

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and these bad boys hold more than you think.

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Roxy, come on, a couple of seconds,

97
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just call it.

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Woah, Wait.

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Wait, I'm coming.

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Not fast enough.

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No, it's okay, I'm here.

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It's done, sir.

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Well, I got change, look.

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It's done, sir.

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Come on, but I'm here.  I mean, I'm right here.

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It's done.

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Look, lady, you saw me coming over here.

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You knew I was going to put the change in.

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You need to step off, sir.

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Fucking robot.

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You don't know me.

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"Oh, Oh. Look at me, I'm so powerful.

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I can write a ticket on a fancy little sports car."

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Yeah, just so you can go home at night and eat your fucking TV dinner,

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and feel better about your lonely, lousy life.

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You know what your problem is?

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You wake up every morning wondering what the world's gonna do for you,

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wondering who's gonna bend over backwards, kiss your ass and make you happy

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when you should just thank God for another day and leave it the fuck at that.

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- Take this ticket back.
- No !

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- Take it back.
- No !

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Hey, my friend.  Hey, come on.  Wait, hey, hey, hey.

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I am not your friend, my friend.

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Hey, hey, cool it.

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Sir, I'm going to say this as politely as possible.  I will fuck you up.

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Are you kidding me?

127
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You don't know me.

128
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I'm gonna report you.

129
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Then you really don't know my boss.

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Have a nice day.

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What's with the piece?

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These things can just drag on and on.

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Okay.

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People say the Lord works in mysterious ways.

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As if that makes all the shitty things in life any sweeter.

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Death is also mysterious.

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But there's no sugarcoating that turd.

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Be it divine intervention or natural selection,

139
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everyone's got and appointment.

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You may not know the time and you may not know the place...

141
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but we do.

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He was slumped over the dining room table

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with a vacuum cleaner.

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I think he was having sex with it.

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- Upright?
- Slumped over.

146
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The vacuum cleaner.

147
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Oh, no.  The other kind.  The kind with the hose.

148
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Oh, I need a vacuum cleaner, but I want an upright.

149
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Our friends down at county general are looking for a few volunteers to help with appointment overflow.

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Any takers?

151
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What do you get?

152
00:11:02,756 --> 00:11:03,457
What do you mean what do you get?

153
00:11:04,357 --> 00:11:05,557
Well, why should I do it?

154
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How about a good deed for good deed's sake?

155
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Yeah, how bout that?

156
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No, seriously, though.

157
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Do you get anything?

158
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You get a coupon, peanut, from me.

159
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That coupon is redeemable for one favor.

160
00:11:17,661 --> 00:11:20,261
Right now, you don't have any coupons, and that means you don't have any favors.

161
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Do you see how that works?

162
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Coupons don't pay my rent.

163
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I countied once.

164
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Everybody was sad.

165
00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:30,264
This one lady was so upset,
she had a snot-bubble.

166
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She got so mad when I told her.

167
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I think I'd like to pass.

168
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All I can do is ask.

169
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I didn't get a post-it.

170
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You're riding shot-gun.

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00:11:45,969 --> 00:11:46,769
Beg pardon?

172
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Saint Georgia thinks it's her call whether people live or die

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and until she straightens up and flies right,

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she's gonna have a chaperone.

175
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Today you're it.  Let's go.

176
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Why couldn't we have taken a cab?

177
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Do you have money for a taxi?
Cause I don't.

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Aren't there any commuter buses?

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I don't see any.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

181
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Thank you so much for stopping.

182
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,582
You ladies are going to catch your death of cold.  Hop on in!

183
00:12:30,682 --> 00:12:33,483
I don't mean to piss all over this, but...

184
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We are on the flirting edge of nowhere with 10 miles to go,

185
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and I am wearing my Blahniks.

186
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Do you know how many people
had to die for me to get these?

187
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- No.
- Five.

188
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Five people had to.

189
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And that would makes these special
even if they weren't Blahniks.

190
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Now I am really trying to respect you toliet-seat, I am.

191
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But it's hard sometimes.

192
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But I know we'll work it out.

193
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We both just have to be more tolerant.

194
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But in the meantime, I think you should get in the god-dammed car.

195
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,410
There was a gentle sweetness to Betty,

196
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:07,711
an ease with which she got the job done.

197
00:14:19,314 --> 00:14:20,314
Say,

198
00:14:20,714 --> 00:14:22,215
are you one of them Garson boys?

199
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I am.

200
00:14:24,616 --> 00:14:25,716
I know your daddy.

201
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,016
You know daddy?

202
00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:28,417
I sure do.

203
00:14:28,817 --> 00:14:29,917
How is you mummy ?

204
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,217
Well she's just fine.

205
00:14:31,618 --> 00:14:33,518
So nice of you to ask after her like that.

206
00:14:34,118 --> 00:14:37,819
our beautiful mother used to make the most darling quilts I ever laid eyes on.

207
00:14:38,119 --> 00:14:39,820
Mama made quilts?

208
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,520
Mmm, hmm and she named them, too.

209
00:14:42,221 --> 00:14:44,321
One of em was named "Autumn Leaves In Moonlight",

210
00:14:44,821 --> 00:14:46,722
and one of them was called "Serendipity".

211
00:14:48,523 --> 00:14:50,323
Well, I can't believe my ears.

212
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,624
Can I take your picture?

213
00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:55,525
Well, hell yeah!

214
00:14:55,725 --> 00:14:58,626
Betty liked being a reaper.  It was painless for her.

215
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Happy thoughts.

216
00:15:00,726 --> 00:15:01,826
And I hated her for that.

217
00:15:02,127 --> 00:15:03,027
Happy thoughts.

218
00:15:10,129 --> 00:15:12,129
But I couldn’t get past the killing part.

219
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,530
It didn't matter if I could put a smile on a dead man's lips.

220
00:15:18,831 --> 00:15:21,732
I still felt like an accomplice to murder.

221
00:15:33,536 --> 00:15:34,736
Maybe we should get out here.

222
00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:50,941
You sure you ladies don't want to hold out

223
00:15:51,141 --> 00:15:52,141
until you get your next ride?

224
00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:53,742
You are the sweetest.

225
00:15:54,342 --> 00:15:55,942
I wonder if she wanted to save him...

226
00:15:56,843 --> 00:15:58,343
if she wanted to be bad.

227
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,144
What would you be doing right now if you hadn't picked us up?

228
00:16:03,945 --> 00:16:05,445
Why, I guess I'd be driving.

229
00:16:06,245 --> 00:16:09,446
Then I think that's what you should do.
You have a wonderful evening.

230
00:16:20,349 --> 00:16:21,350
What a nice man.

231
00:16:33,153 --> 00:16:37,555
There was no sign post for me,
at least not one that I wanted to follow.

232
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I was rudderless.

233
00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:41,956
I didn't belong.

234
00:16:43,556 --> 00:16:45,157
Was I the only bad person?

235
00:16:45,957 --> 00:16:47,557
Didn't anyone else want to be bad?

236
00:16:48,058 --> 00:16:49,758
There's a ridiculous amount of gum under this table.

237
00:16:50,858 --> 00:16:52,559
Don't touch it.  Wash your hands.

238
00:16:53,559 --> 00:16:54,359
It's gum.

239
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,860
And it's been in someone's mouth with germs and shit.

240
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,161
Germs are everywhere.

241
00:16:59,261 --> 00:17:00,661
It's the viruses you need to watch out about.

242
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:03,462
I think there are probably viruses on there, too.

243
00:17:03,862 --> 00:17:04,362
No,

244
00:17:05,463 --> 00:17:08,764
viruses need a biologically active environment to survive.

245
00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:13,865
Synthetic rubbers and artificial
flavorings are not biologically active.

246
00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:19,367
That is sick.

247
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,968
Isn't saliva biologically active?

248
00:17:22,168 --> 00:17:23,068
- Uber-waffle.
- Thank you.

249
00:17:24,468 --> 00:17:26,269
And Das Mexi-Fest.

250
00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:29,970
You ordered Mexican food
in a German waffle house?

251
00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:31,370
It was on the menu.

252
00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,271
It has all the flavors of the world.

253
00:17:34,371 --> 00:17:37,172
I used to think that Soul Food meant it came from Korea.

254
00:17:38,172 --> 00:17:42,474
You know, because Seoul is a city in Korea.

255
00:17:46,675 --> 00:17:47,675
Excuse me,

256
00:17:48,175 --> 00:17:49,176
do you have any crackers?

257
00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:51,376
You mean besides you?

258
00:17:51,976 --> 00:17:52,877
They come with the soup.

259
00:17:53,577 --> 00:17:54,477
You want soup?

260
00:17:56,878 --> 00:17:58,078
No. Thank you.

261
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,979
Get a job if you're hungry.

262
00:18:02,479 --> 00:18:03,980
- Would you like fries?
- Yeah !

263
00:18:14,883 --> 00:18:15,483
Thank you.

264
00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:19,584
Oh, no, no, no, no.

265
00:18:20,285 --> 00:18:21,385
I don't do beans.

266
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:22,785
I've got consistency problems.

267
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,186
Lima beans, black beans, pinto beans.
I don't do none of that shit.

268
00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:28,487
I feel the same about custardy foods.

269
00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:30,588
Custardy and lumpy particularly nasty.

270
00:18:31,088 --> 00:18:32,488
Tapioca's like hell to me.

271
00:18:33,088 --> 00:18:35,389
I can have yogurt, but it has to have cereal in it.

272
00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:40,090
I was un-dead and kicking

273
00:18:40,591 --> 00:18:42,191
but at a loss on how to live.

274
00:18:43,091 --> 00:18:45,792
And frankly, carving my own path seemed like way too much work.

275
00:19:02,597 --> 00:19:04,098
How do you know it was her?

276
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:37,207
I had an interesting day, today.

277
00:19:39,408 --> 00:19:40,908
Took the afternoon off and went shopping.

278
00:19:41,809 --> 00:19:42,609
Good for you.

279
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:46,310
Went to three different Home Depots to buy toilet seats

280
00:19:46,610 --> 00:19:47,710
for Reggie's school.

281
00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:49,411
You'll never guess why.

282
00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:52,212
I only took one.

283
00:19:53,412 --> 00:19:55,713
Jason Murray and Steven Schultz took all the rest.

284
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,013
J'ai appelé Jason Marry et Steven Sholtz,

285
00:19:58,213 --> 00:19:59,714
I called Jason Murray and Steven Schultz and they said you're an "F-ing liar".

286
00:20:00,614 --> 00:20:02,215
And don't ever let me catch you using that word.

287
00:20:03,315 --> 00:20:04,815
Yeah, she even got the one in the teacher's lounge.

288
00:20:05,015 --> 00:20:06,016
No, I didn't!  I didn't!

289
00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:09,817
Reggie... Go to your room.

290
00:20:15,018 --> 00:20:17,519
I got a couple of referrals for a child psychologist.

291
00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:19,320
I'll be interviewing people on Monday.

292
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,520
She doesn’t need therapy.

293
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:22,921
Well, she needs something!

294
00:20:26,622 --> 00:20:27,822
Life if like an assembly line.

295
00:20:28,622 --> 00:20:29,823
First you have a great idea,

296
00:20:31,123 --> 00:20:32,123
a master plan.

297
00:20:32,824 --> 00:20:34,024
You make a proto-type.

298
00:20:35,124 --> 00:20:36,825
Then you start mass producing.

299
00:20:38,025 --> 00:20:39,626
Billions and billions.

300
00:20:41,326 --> 00:20:42,526
They don't last forever.

301
00:20:43,527 --> 00:20:44,427
Nothing does.

302
00:20:45,527 --> 00:20:47,928
It's your job to take them off the shelf.

303
00:20:49,428 --> 00:20:50,929
You're helping to restock life, peanut.

304
00:20:51,729 --> 00:20:53,630
This pill wasn't going down any easier.

305
00:20:58,431 --> 00:20:59,831
Two family packs of mini-waffles.

306
00:21:01,132 --> 00:21:03,232
But I do know, if this were supposed to last, it would,

307
00:21:04,433 --> 00:21:06,733
so don't let that be a bad thing anymore than it already is.

308
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,734
That's some sage advice,

309
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,635
but don't you think it's pretty stupid to put me in this position?

310
00:21:12,935 --> 00:21:14,336
I could have a nervous breakdown.

311
00:21:15,036 --> 00:21:17,237
Just so you know, I'm very prone to anxiety attacks.

312
00:21:17,937 --> 00:21:18,937
Big deal.

313
00:21:21,938 --> 00:21:23,538
I don't think I'm supposed to be doing this.

314
00:21:24,339 --> 00:21:27,540
Well, if somebody else were supposed to be doing this, I'd be sitting here talking to somebody else.

315
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,140
But I don't know anything...

316
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:30,941
about anything!

317
00:21:31,441 --> 00:21:32,341
Think I do?

318
00:21:32,741 --> 00:21:34,042
Most of the time I'm talking out of my ass.

319
00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:35,942
I don't know shit.

320
00:21:36,175 --> 00:21:38,465
When I'm supposed to know something, I'll know,

321
00:21:38,543 --> 00:21:39,743
and when you're supposed to know something, you'll know.

322
00:21:40,944 --> 00:21:42,444
Now I lost my train of thought, what was I saying?

323
00:21:43,244 --> 00:21:44,044
Oh, yes.

324
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,145
Be patient, for Christ sake!

325
00:21:47,245 --> 00:21:50,346
You're learning.  Now, just smell some fucking roses already.

326
00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:55,948
You know, I'll never understand the instinct to miniaturize food.

327
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:57,548
It's bite-size.

328
00:21:57,748 --> 00:21:58,549
That's not bite size.

329
00:21:59,749 --> 00:22:01,149
I can't fit this in my mouth.

330
00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:03,450
You got a little doggie box?

331
00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:04,751
You got it.

332
00:22:05,251 --> 00:22:06,451
Now my fingers are sticky.

333
00:22:06,551 --> 00:22:07,051
Can I have a napkin?

334
00:22:07,251 --> 00:22:08,552
- You ate three of them.
- I didn't eat three of them.

335
00:22:10,152 --> 00:22:11,452
You want to get my wallet out of my pocket,

336
00:22:12,253 --> 00:22:12,853
please?

337
00:22:13,453 --> 00:22:14,453
Back pocket, right.

338
00:22:17,954 --> 00:22:18,755
Thank you very much.

339
00:22:20,955 --> 00:22:21,755
Here, you do the honors.

340
00:22:22,356 --> 00:22:23,456
Oh, and pick this up, will you?

341
00:22:25,657 --> 00:22:26,657
I'm going to get some air.

342
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:38,760
Can I help you?

343
00:22:40,461 --> 00:22:42,362
Say, aren't you one of those Roth boys?

344
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:43,762
Yep.

345
00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:48,663
As I stood there, staring at the soon to be dead man, I began to think of him

346
00:22:48,863 --> 00:22:53,065
as a box of waffles, and his expiration date had come up.

347
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:55,765
- Can I get my bill?
- Sure.

348
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,566
I wonder how mister waffle is gonna bite it...

349
00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:02,167
and then there were the monkeys in the works.

350
00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:13,071
Monkey see,

351
00:23:19,072 --> 00:23:20,373
monkey do.

352
00:24:08,287 --> 00:24:09,487
Hold still.  You okay?

353
00:24:11,888 --> 00:24:13,288
You fucker!

354
00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:17,589
Hey!  How you doing, dead guy?

355
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,990
Reapers heal way too fast.

356
00:24:21,491 --> 00:24:25,392
I wanted to be damaged beyond repair- incapacitated.

357
00:24:26,092 --> 00:24:28,093
If I couldn't do it, they couldn't make me do it...

358
00:24:29,893 --> 00:24:31,193
could they?

359
00:24:31,894 --> 00:24:34,394
I mean, maybe if death could take a holiday…

360
00:24:40,696 --> 00:24:44,097
That's not right.  That's not right.

361
00:24:46,498 --> 00:24:49,399
Maybe I can quit.

362
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,401
Do you guys smell urinal cake?

363
00:24:55,801 --> 00:24:56,801
I smell strawberries.

364
00:24:57,201 --> 00:24:58,301
Does it smell like strawberries?

365
00:24:58,802 --> 00:25:00,102
Well, strawberries and urine.

366
00:25:01,402 --> 00:25:02,603
What happened to the sign?

367
00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:04,403
Fell down and killed somebody.

368
00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:05,804
No shit?  Who?

369
00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:07,804
- Monty
- Who ?

370
00:25:08,404 --> 00:25:10,805
Nice fellow with the miniature food.  He stood behind the counter.

371
00:25:11,805 --> 00:25:14,506
I didn't know him.  Must have been new.

372
00:25:15,907 --> 00:25:17,707
Is there a reason I'm still waiting here?

373
00:25:18,507 --> 00:25:19,007
No.

374
00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:21,308
Seven and two bits each.  That includes tip.

375
00:25:33,812 --> 00:25:34,412
That's for you.

376
00:25:34,512 --> 00:25:35,512
Hold on, buddy.  There you go.

377
00:25:45,815 --> 00:25:47,216
I was a deserter.

378
00:25:48,516 --> 00:25:50,117
And there wasn't much he could do about it.

379
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:53,618
I didn't sign anything, didn't agree to anything.

380
00:25:54,818 --> 00:25:57,119
And I sure as shit didn't shake anyone's hand.

381
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,120
Come on, George, open the fucking door!

382
00:26:03,721 --> 00:26:05,221
I took no responsibility.

383
00:26:08,722 --> 00:26:11,023
That didn't stop him from trying to force it on me.

384
00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:17,025
I convinced myself that if I didn't touch it,

385
00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:18,725
I wasn't obligated.

386
00:26:20,426 --> 00:26:23,026
If I wasn't obligated, I had no responsibility.

387
00:26:36,530 --> 00:26:39,031
But what happens if someone has an appointment with death,

388
00:26:41,732 --> 00:26:43,432
and death doesn't show up?

389
00:27:01,938 --> 00:27:03,438
Is there a reprieve?

390
00:27:05,539 --> 00:27:08,039
Does that somebody's name go back in the hat?

391
00:27:30,846 --> 00:27:32,547
Or does death get penalized?

392
00:27:41,949 --> 00:27:44,550
Maybe someone was trying to send me a message.

393
00:27:48,851 --> 00:27:49,652
Reggie ?

394
00:27:51,852 --> 00:27:52,953
Reggie, open the door!

395
00:27:53,953 --> 00:27:56,254
Go away! I have diarrhea!

396
00:28:05,256 --> 00:28:07,157
Can you tell me?

397
00:28:08,157 --> 00:28:09,958
You want some more Pepto-Bismol?

398
00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:12,959
Okay.

399
00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:15,559
Do I have to go to therapy?

400
00:28:22,861 --> 00:28:24,162
Not if you don't want to.

401
00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:36,465
Way to enable.

402
00:28:53,370 --> 00:28:55,771
You know, you can talk to us,

403
00:28:57,171 --> 00:28:58,372
about stuff...

404
00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,273
if you want to

405
00:29:06,574 --> 00:29:07,374
All right, well...

406
00:29:10,575 --> 00:29:11,376
Good night.

407
00:29:12,776 --> 00:29:13,776
Good night.

408
00:29:15,177 --> 00:29:17,377
Don't think that I've forgotten about the toliet seats.

409
00:29:22,979 --> 00:29:26,180
It was like an alternate universe where I didn't exist.

410
00:29:28,381 --> 00:29:31,181
There were no goatees or gold lame sashes.

411
00:29:32,982 --> 00:29:34,983
Just a hole where I used to be.

412
00:29:36,883 --> 00:29:39,284
And everyone was making sure to step around it.

413
00:29:56,189 --> 00:29:57,689
I've got to pay rent?

414
00:29:58,389 --> 00:29:59,190
Fuck.

415
00:30:02,591 --> 00:30:05,892
Consciousness depends on how much blood you've got in your brain.

416
00:30:06,192 --> 00:30:07,292
- Does it?
- Yes

417
00:30:07,792 --> 00:30:10,293
The more blood flow through your brain, the better it works.

418
00:30:10,493 --> 00:30:11,593
It's all about stimulation.

419
00:30:12,093 --> 00:30:15,594
How does putting a hole in your skull get more blood to your brain?

420
00:30:15,895 --> 00:30:17,595
I mean, I would think it would have the opposite effect.

421
00:30:18,295 --> 00:30:20,396
Yeah, I asked the same question.

422
00:30:20,996 --> 00:30:23,697
They gave me an answer, I'm fairly certain it made sense.

423
00:30:24,897 --> 00:30:26,598
Now I just can't bloody remember what it was.

424
00:30:27,398 --> 00:30:30,499
Okay.  Well, um, what does this have to do with getting a day job?

425
00:30:31,499 --> 00:30:32,499
Stimulation.

426
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,600
Monotiny is the mind killer.

427
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,101
You're not going to get that blood pumping sitting behind a desk.

428
00:30:40,002 --> 00:30:41,602
Stimulation don't pay my rent.

429
00:30:43,103 --> 00:30:45,203
Then learn to live off the wild.

430
00:30:48,104 --> 00:30:49,905
It all sounded very glamorous,

431
00:30:53,706 --> 00:30:55,506
but I had to consider the source.

432
00:30:57,907 --> 00:31:00,308
After all, he drilled a hole in his head

433
00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:02,208
chasing a permanent high.

434
00:31:10,010 --> 00:31:12,311
Too bad, it got away from him.

435
00:31:15,212 --> 00:31:16,112
How much do you need??

436
00:31:16,512 --> 00:31:17,913
Six hundred and fifty dollars.

437
00:31:18,713 --> 00:31:20,213
That's a lot of money to pay for a shit-hole.

438
00:31:20,514 --> 00:31:21,314
Yeah, huh?

439
00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:22,414
Have you spoken to Rube?

440
00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:25,015
No.  Is he mad at me?

441
00:31:25,715 --> 00:31:28,516
Well, you missed an appointment.  I can't imagine he's tickled.

442
00:31:30,917 --> 00:31:31,517
All right, all right.

443
00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:33,417
You can have this one if you carry it.

444
00:31:35,418 --> 00:31:37,018
My arms are already asleep.

445
00:31:38,319 --> 00:31:39,919
Can't I just take one of these?

446
00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:42,420
All right, you can take the lighter one.

447
00:31:49,122 --> 00:31:50,222
That fucking hurt.

448
00:31:54,223 --> 00:31:56,024
Rube wants to see you, at the morgue.

449
00:32:06,527 --> 00:32:07,327
Hi.

450
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,529
We're looking for J. P. Davis.

451
00:32:12,729 --> 00:32:14,429
You're all relations?

452
00:32:15,530 --> 00:32:16,330
Yeah.

453
00:32:18,431 --> 00:32:19,431
As fate would have it,

454
00:32:19,831 --> 00:32:22,332
J. P. Davis was gonna to die with or without me.

455
00:32:24,532 --> 00:32:25,733
There was no forfeit,

456
00:32:26,533 --> 00:32:28,133
and his name didn't go back in the hat.

457
00:32:29,234 --> 00:32:30,634
May we have a moment, please?

458
00:32:31,634 --> 00:32:32,835
Oh, of course.

459
00:32:41,037 --> 00:32:43,938
Well, you really fucked the dog, peanut.

460
00:32:45,038 --> 00:32:46,539
- What?
- "What?"

461
00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:48,939
You had an appointment.

462
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,640
I didn't make an appointment.

463
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,040
Beat her.

464
00:32:52,641 --> 00:32:54,141
Doesn't matter who made the appointment.

465
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,142
You had an appointment.

466
00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:59,543
Correct me if I'm wrong but...

467
00:33:00,343 --> 00:33:01,643
mission accomplished.

468
00:33:02,243 --> 00:33:03,144
You're wrong.

469
00:33:03,544 --> 00:33:04,744
That was me correcting you.

470
00:33:05,744 --> 00:33:06,745
I'm confused.

471
00:33:07,845 --> 00:33:10,246
He's still in there, you silly bitch.

472
00:33:13,247 --> 00:33:16,147
Holy shit.

473
00:33:19,949 --> 00:33:22,349
No...No...Please.

474
00:33:28,851 --> 00:33:29,952
Is he in pain?

475
00:33:30,452 --> 00:33:32,552
Physically, no.  He's dead.

476
00:33:34,153 --> 00:33:35,153
But emotionally,

477
00:33:36,353 --> 00:33:38,254
I imagine this sort of thing is pretty traumatic.

478
00:33:39,154 --> 00:33:41,355
Holy shit, why didn't somebody do something?

479
00:33:42,055 --> 00:33:43,656
It's not somebody's job- it's yours.

480
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,457
Oh that's… That's stupid.

481
00:33:47,857 --> 00:33:48,857
This isn't my fault.

482
00:33:50,157 --> 00:33:51,558
It's not my fault.

483
00:33:52,558 --> 00:33:53,558
It's not Roxy's fault.

484
00:33:54,759 --> 00:33:56,359
That's such bullshit !

485
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,660
This is life and death.

486
00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:00,460
Oh, she's finally figuring that out?

487
00:34:00,761 --> 00:34:01,661
Fuck you!

488
00:34:02,261 --> 00:34:03,661
Life and death can be real simple.

489
00:34:04,062 --> 00:34:05,562
You just have to do what I tell you.

490
00:34:06,462 --> 00:34:08,463
Cop a feel before this guy unspools.

491
00:34:25,768 --> 00:34:27,168
Oh, God.

492
00:34:36,171 --> 00:34:36,771
Oh, God.

493
00:34:41,372 --> 00:34:43,473
Thank you, thank you.

494
00:34:45,474 --> 00:34:46,974
Cause and effect, peanut.

495
00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:50,475
Butterfly wings, ripple in a pond,

496
00:34:52,076 --> 00:34:53,476
however you want to put it.

497
00:34:55,577 --> 00:34:56,877
What you do now matters

498
00:34:57,777 --> 00:34:58,978
What you don't do matters.

499
00:35:01,678 --> 00:35:02,979
Now say you're sorry.

500
00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:09,381
I'm sorry.

501
00:35:10,681 --> 00:35:12,182
It wasn't my fault.

502
00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:21,684
This lovely lady is gonna show you some very pretty lights.

503
00:35:24,185 --> 00:35:24,985
What kind of lights?

504
00:35:25,585 --> 00:35:26,886
He said pretty didn’t he?

505
00:35:31,387 --> 00:35:33,488
- I can't do this.
- Sure you can.

506
00:35:35,588 --> 00:35:36,389
You have to.

507
00:35:36,689 --> 00:35:38,089
I don't have to do shit.

508
00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:41,590
You like spaghetti, George?

509
00:35:42,490 --> 00:35:43,491
I like spaghetti.

510
00:35:44,991 --> 00:35:46,392
I like board games.

511
00:35:47,292 --> 00:35:50,293
I like grabbing a trifecta with that long shot on top.

512
00:35:51,793 --> 00:35:53,994
That ozone smell you get from air purifiers.

513
00:35:55,494 --> 00:35:58,595
And I like knowing the space between my ears is immeasurable.

514
00:36:00,496 --> 00:36:02,596
Mahler's first, Bernstein conducting.

515
00:36:04,297 --> 00:36:05,697
You've got to think about all the things you like

516
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:08,598
and decide whether they're sticking around for.

517
00:36:09,698 --> 00:36:12,099
And if they are, you'll find a way to do this.

518
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:15,300
And what if I don’t?

519
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:16,700
Then you go away...

520
00:36:18,101 --> 00:36:20,001
and you don't get to like anything anymore.

521
00:36:33,905 --> 00:36:35,206
- Hello, Claire.
- Hi.

522
00:36:36,706 --> 00:36:40,007
I had another visit from you're daughter today, and uh...

523
00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:45,509
well, uh, she took something.

524
00:36:45,909 --> 00:36:49,010
Reggie!  Get your ass down here right now !

525
00:36:51,111 --> 00:36:52,011
Thanks, Claire.

526
00:36:54,111 --> 00:36:55,412
We'll get it back to you as soon as we find it.

527
00:36:56,012 --> 00:36:56,612
Okay.

528
00:36:58,013 --> 00:37:00,113
Any chance you might know when that would be?

529
00:37:00,813 --> 00:37:02,314
- Nope.
- Okay.

530
00:37:05,415 --> 00:37:08,015
I stood there thinking about all the things I liked

531
00:37:08,316 --> 00:37:09,616
and all the things I didn’t like.

532
00:37:10,816 --> 00:37:15,318
And I realized, you can like something and not like it at the same time.

533
00:37:16,618 --> 00:37:20,319
Not like loving unconditionally,
that's an act of desperation.

534
00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:23,520
This was different.

535
00:37:29,222 --> 00:37:31,422
Like respecting somebody for being a mess

536
00:37:32,823 --> 00:37:34,223
because you're a mess, too.

537
00:37:56,730 --> 00:38:00,731
It was reassuring to finally find someone else who wanted to be bad

538
00:38:02,331 --> 00:38:06,733
And it was horrifying to know that it wasn't just what I do now that matters.

539
00:38:14,735 --> 00:38:16,436
It was what I did then.

540
00:38:19,336 --> 00:38:21,137
I wasn't done liking things.

541
00:38:22,937 --> 00:38:25,838
I wasn't done not liking things.

542
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:30,340
I wasn't done.

543
00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:32,540
Mildred Hagen ?

544
00:38:35,541 --> 00:38:38,042
Hi, I'm Delores Herbig, as in...

545
00:38:38,642 --> 00:38:40,042
Her big brown eyes.

546
00:38:41,143 --> 00:38:43,443
Well you must know a Herbig or two.

547
00:38:43,844 --> 00:38:45,344
Yeah, I know uh…

548
00:38:46,344 --> 00:38:48,445
Barbara, Barbara Herbig.

549
00:38:49,945 --> 00:38:51,546
I think she made quilts or something.

550
00:38:53,546 --> 00:38:55,147
How… queer.

551
00:38:56,647 --> 00:38:57,848
Why don't you come with me?

552
00:39:00,048 --> 00:39:01,449
So I forged ahead.

553
00:39:02,149 --> 00:39:03,349
I found a way.

554
00:39:05,150 --> 00:39:06,850
Can I call you Millie?

555
00:39:08,651 --> 00:39:10,451
Yeah, okay.

556
00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:14,353
And I'm trying to let that be a good thing,

557
00:39:15,953 --> 00:39:17,954
as deviant as that may sound.

558
00:39:27,256 --> 00:39:31,958
After all, it's hard to piss and moan about not having a purpose in life,

559
00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:35,559
when death handed it to me on a platter.

560
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,160
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Transcripts: Mason (www.deadlikemeonline.net)