{575}{687}The following story is based on actual events...
{862}{971}DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
{4004}{4046}What's Up?
{4052}{4094}Animal Planet
{4100}{4166}Man, I just had the craziest dream.
{4172}{4190}About what?
{4196}{4275}I don't remember.
{4316}{4334}Morning guys.
{4340}{4415}Morning Gene.
{4484}{4525}What did we do last night?
{4531}{4573}I don't know.
{4579}{4645}Wait, didn't the twins have a party?
{4651}{4693}Yeah! That's it. Twins had a party!
{4699}{4767}Right!
{4771}{4813}Were we there?
{4819}{4951}I'm assuming we were. What kind of|boyfriends would we be if we weren't.
{4963}{5005}Any messages?
{5011}{5076}No.
{5107}{5125}See you tomorrow Gene.
{5131}{5199}Shibby.
{5251}{5293}How do you know Gene?
{5299}{5365}Oh, I thought he was your friend.
{5371}{5457}No, no, I don't know him.
{5514}{5589}I'm starving.
{5682}{5748}It's... pudding.
{5754}{5844}I always wondered what a fridge|full of pudding would look like.
{5850}{5916}Is it possible that we got|so wasted last night,
{5922}{6058}that we bought a lifetime supply of|pudding and then totally forgot about it?
{6089}{6182}I'd say it's entirely possible.
{6185}{6323}Jesse and Chester are shibby at the moment.|Please leave your shibby at the beep. Shibby.
{6329}{6371}- What happened to you guys last night?
{6377}{6429}- You showed with the bunch of people, pizzas and a cake...
{6435}{6463}...and now our house is trashed.
{6469}{6538}- You guys are sucky boyfriends.|You're always disappointing us.
{6544}{6610}- And now you're probably just sitting|there on the couch in your underwear...
{6616}{6658}...playing stupid thumbwars...
{6664}{6706}...wearing your ridiculous army helmets...
{6712}{6778}...and if you are you've|probably forgotten our anniversary...
{6784}{6826}...which is TODAY!
{6832}{6898}That means you don't get the special|treats we had in store for you.
{6904}{6963}We just wanted to call and thank|you guys for trashing our house.
{6969}{7018}BYE!
{7024}{7066}Twins are pissed dude.
{7072}{7138}Good thing we already bought them gifts.
{7144}{7232}So..., where are the gifts?
{7240}{7330}- They must be in your car.|- Right! They're in the car. OK.
{7336}{7426}So we'll just go and take the gifts|over to twins house and get our special treats.
{7432}{7497}Hey! What do you think they mean by special treats?
{7503}{7565}We've been going out with the twins for year now.
{7571}{7623}And we still haven't had sex.
{7629}{7737}Special treats is code for sex.
{7743}{7761}Of course!
{7767}{7794}Special treats!
{7800}{7818}Sex!
{7824}{7857}Open up you two shackals!
{7863}{7909}It's Mr. Pizzacoli
{7915}{8049}You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that|didn't get delivered and I want some answers!
{8055}{8097}Open up this damn door!
{8103}{8175}It's open!
{8223}{8291}Moron!
{8487}{8553}Hey. Mr. Pizzacoli! Hey, how are you doing?
{8559}{8600}Thirty pizzas didn't get delivered last night.
{8606}{8696}If I ever found out you were taking my|pizzas home for your own eating pleasure...
{8702}{8754}...I will crush you like a doodlebug!
{8760}{8788}Look! It's an elephant.
{8794}{8865}What?
{8870}{8888}Just a mailman.
{8894}{8999}You two are the most|irresponsible, not to mention...
{9005}{9033}...disappointing employees ever to work...
{9039}{9104}...at Mr. Pizzacoli Pronto Pizza Deliveries.
{9110}{9176}Well, a trained dolphin|could do a better job than you.
{9182}{9248}Well, sure but then the pizzas would get all wet.
{9254}{9332}Look! A unicorn!
{9350}{9392}A unicorn?
{9398}{9464}Sorry, I guess it was just a regular horse. Weird.
{9470}{9566}I know you've been embezzling|my pizza. And I will get you eventually.
{9572}{9613}And when I do I swear to God...
{9619}{9735}you will never deliver pizzas in this town again.
{9805}{9823}Close one.
{9829}{9896}Yeah.
{9925}{9991}So, we'll go to the twins house,|we'll give them their anniversary gifts...
{9997}{10063}...and then we'll apologise for|trashing their house and then....
{10069}{10160}...we get our special treats.
{10179}{10207}Dude, where's my car?
{10213}{10279}Where's your car dude?
{10285}{10368}Dude, where's my car?
{10371}{10418}Where's your car dude?
{10424}{10471}Dude, where's my car?
{10477}{10504}Where's your car dude?
{10510}{10542}Did I drive here last night?
{10548}{10563}Yeah, I think so.
{10569}{10590}Did we?
{10596}{10671}I'm not sure.
{10692}{10710}Dude, where's your car?
{10716}{10782}Dude, it's not funny, dude, the car is gone.
{10788}{10806}Yeah.
{10812}{10895}Dude, where's my car?
{10920}{10950}Shut up dude!
{10956}{11046}OK. Look. You're right. I know we need to do.
{11052}{11104}We need to get back into state of|mind that we were last night.
{11110}{11173}That way we can retrace our steps.
{11179}{11190}Yeah.
{11196}{11345}Sense memory simulated perception|altered consciences memory retrieval.
{11364}{11406}Discovery Channel.
{11412}{11430}Nice.
{11436}{11464}Nelson's?
{11470}{11551}Shibby.
{11675}{11741}- I'm sick of walking dude.|- Me too.
{11747}{11813}Hey! It's Mrs. Crabbleman. She'll give us a ride.
{11819}{11885}Hey! Mrs. Crabbleman! Hey!
{11891}{11957}Hey!
{11963}{12038}Mrs. Crabbleman.
{12155}{12230}Fucking stoners.
{12251}{12293}She must have not recognised you.
{12299}{12341}Hey! It's the Biglemans. Hey.
{12347}{12421}Mr. Bigleman!
{12443}{12521}Hey! Mr. Bigleman!
{12562}{12604}Maybe we should just walk.
{12610}{12628}Yeah.
{12634}{12748}Listen, Nelson the car is gone and we|need to do this little sense memory thing...
{12754}{12844}...so we can get back into state of|mind that we were in last night
{12850}{12916}Deep in your consciousness you must look.
{12922}{13036}Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must
{13042}{13128}Aha. Your eyes you must close
{13134}{13196}when you take it to the muuu
{13210}{13297}Mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
{13402}{13489}Mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
{13641}{13707}Concentrating you're not dudes.
{13713}{13731}Sorry.
{13737}{13755}Is your dog dead?
{13761}{13851}Not dead. Come here Jackal. Come here boy.
{13857}{13875}I don't think he's coming.
{13881}{13924}Maybe he's death dude.
{13930}{13971}Death he is not dude.
{13977}{14019}Come here Jackal. Come here Jackal.
{14025}{14115}Does he know any other tricks besides not moving?
{14121}{14187}Guys. Alright. You wanna see trick?
{14193}{14266}Hey Jackal!
{14361}{14459}Bite that killer. Here comes the fun.
{14531}{14606}Good boy Jackal.
{14720}{14762}Dude, your dog is a stoner.
{14768}{14834}Can he also bone a beer?
{14840}{14923}Nah, pretty much all he does is|lie around and smoke his pipe.
{14929}{14954}Hey Jackal, can I see your pipe?
{14960}{15032}No! Don't!
{15032}{15070}Overprotective. It's his pipe.
{15076}{15142}When other people touch it he does not like.
{15148}{15209}Sorry Jackal.
{15224}{15261}Yes. He's sorry
{15267}{15290}Holy crap.
{15296}{15338}That's one psycho dog dude.
{15344}{15386}Yeah, hey you know what we should do now?
{15392}{15410}Eat?
{15416}{15486}No. Eat.
{15511}{15618}Choice excellent my friend. I'll get the keys.
{16063}{16105}Nelson, let me order
{16111}{16153}Chinese Foooood. May I help you?
{16159}{16183}Yeah. I'd like to place an order.
{16189}{16201}What would you like?
{16207}{16283}Yeah, I'd like three orders of garlic chicken.
{16289}{16321}And then?
{16327}{16345}And then three orders of white rice.
{16351}{16389}And then?
{16395}{16470}And then..., you guys want soup?
{16476}{16488}Sure.
{16494}{16546}Yeah, Three orders of wantan soup.
{16552}{16611}And then?
{16617}{16632}Oh, ah, some fortune cookies too.
{16638}{16680}And then?
{16686}{16728}That's it. I think that's about it.
{16734}{16805}And then?
{16806}{16843}No. That's it.
{16849}{16872}And then?
{16878}{16944}No 'and then'. I..., I..., that's all I want.
{16950}{17021}And then?
{17022}{17136}And then, and then, and then I'm,|then nothing else coz I'm done ordering. OK?
{17142}{17213}And then?
{17238}{17367}No. No. See, all I want is the three|orders of the garlic chicken|and the three orders of the white rice
{17373}{17400}And then?
{17406}{17424}And the soup dude.
{17430}{17472}Oh, and the wantan soup.
{17478}{17495}And then?
{17501}{17519}And the cookies fortune.
{17525}{17614}And the fortune cookies, yes. So it's|just the, it's the, the chicken...
{17620}{17735}the rice, the soup and the fortune|cookies and that's it.
{17741}{17812}And then?
{17861}{17999}And then you can put it in a brown paper bag|and come put in my hand coz I'm ready to eat.
{18005}{18079}And then?
{18085}{18135}I refuse to play your chinese food mind games.
{18141}{18167}And then?
{18173}{18202}No, No 'and then'!
{18208}{18227}And then?
{18233}{18233}No 'and then'!
{18239}{18250}And then?
{18256}{18263}No 'and then'!
{18269}{18283}And then?
{18289}{18292}No 'and then'!
{18298}{18301}And then?
{18307}{18324}No 'and then'!
{18330}{18333}And then?
{18339}{18367}No, no 'and then'!
{18373}{18407}And then?
{18413}{18455}You're really starting to piss me off lady!
{18461}{18478}And then?
{18484}{18541}And then, I'm gonna come in there...
{18547}{18709}...and I'm gonna put my foot in|your ass if you say 'and then' again!
{18814}{18905}And then? And then? And then?|And then? And then?
{19036}{19102}And then?
{19108}{19174}Come on Nelson! Just help us find my car!
{19180}{19246}You know you didn't have to|go a eggrow in that speaker box.
{19252}{19318}Well I'm not the one that|called the Dalai Lama a fag.
{19324}{19366}I was just kidding' around.
{19372}{19438}Yeah, well Nelson didn't appreciate it. OK?
{19444}{19531}Look! It's Chrisite Bonner.
{19611}{19653}WOW!
{19659}{19701}The hottest of the hot.
{19707}{19801}El fuego of all that is el fuego.
{19899}{19917}Did she just wave at us?
{19923}{19941}No way!
{19947}{19965}She would never wave at us.
{19971}{20013}Then why did she just wave at us.
{20019}{20085}I don't know. Maybe she thinks we're other people.
{20091}{20172}People she waves to.
{20258}{20324}Hi Chester.
{20330}{20348}Hi.
{20354}{20396}Hi Jesse.
{20402}{20491}I had a really good time with you last night.
{20497}{20515}Ah, me too.
{20521}{20587}That was some crazy party, huh?
{20593}{20611}Hey, ah, have you seen my car?
{20617}{20683}Well, I saw it last night.
{20689}{20755}I mean I saw the back seat.
{20761}{20803}Oh! I'm talking about the whole thing.
{20809}{20875}Why don't you just go out and buy another one|with all the money you were throwing around?
{20881}{20899}Money?
{20905}{21019}Yeah. Don't you remember you had that|really nice suitcase full of money?
{21025}{21067}A suitcase full of money
{21073}{21190}Don't you remember giving me|500$ to show you my hoohoos?
{21193}{21259}- 500$?|- Hoohoos?
{21265}{21363}You mean you don't remember anything?
{21576}{21642}How about now?
{21648}{21690}No.
{21696}{21772}How about now?
{21864}{22008}You know, I'm a little bit fuzzy too.|Maybe if I could get a little refresh of course.
{22104}{22146}Alright.
{22152}{22194}Are these loosers bothering you Christie?
{22200}{22218}No Tommy.
{22224}{22266}Guys like you could never score|with the chick like this.
{22272}{22314}I suggest you stick to your own kind.
{22320}{22362}You're such a jerk.
{22368}{22410}Next time I catch you guys bothering my girlfriend
{22416}{22458}stoner bashing time.
{22464}{22481}Oh yeah?
{22487}{22529}Yeah!
{22535}{22553}OK.
{22559}{22647}Consider this your warning.
{22679}{22753}Later dudes.
{22775}{22865}Dude, you just touched|Christie Bonner's hoohoo.
{22871}{22903}Shibby.
{22909}{22937}Low 5.
{22943}{23027}Let's get out of here.
{23111}{23153}That Christie Bonner is super hot.
{23159}{23201}Where did we get a suitcase full of money?
{23207}{23225}Man, and why don't we have it now?
{23231}{23338}Maybe we deposited it in a Swiss bank account.
{23351}{23441}No. If we had a ridiculous|sum of money where would we go?
{23447}{23514}Dude.
{23686}{23754}Sweet.
{23782}{23848}No way we were here last night.
{23854}{23920}We'd never fit into the place like this.
{23926}{24031}Look everyone! It's Mr. Jesse and Mr. Chester!
{24430}{24519}Good afternoon Jesse, Chester.|How are we feeling today?
{24525}{24591}A little fuzzy.
{24597}{24639}Hi Chester.
{24645}{24687}Hi Jesse.
{24693}{24783}Did you guys enjoy yourselves last night?
{24789}{24807}Have we met?
{24813}{24855}It's me, Tania.
{24861}{24994}Remember last night when I gave you|that super special slippery lap dance?
{25101}{25143}Of course. How can I forget?
{25149}{25211}You wanna do it again?
{25217}{25315}This time it's on me.
{25508}{25584}If you say so.
{25748}{25790}Didn't I get some sort of special lap dance?
{25796}{25871}Did you ever?
{26132}{26174}Sweet.
{26180}{26222}Sweet.
{26228}{26366}So. Just how super special|can a slippery lap dance be?
{26372}{26462}What the hell were you thinking throwing around|my money like that?|That wasn't part of the plan!
{26468}{26509}You're a...
{26515}{26581}I'm a gender challenged male!
{26587}{26669}What does that mean?
{26683}{26775}Oh dude, you're a dude! That's...
{26827}{26897}Oh! No!
{27019}{27109}Last night I had the two of you sneak|a suitcase of stolen money out of the club.
{27115}{27133}You stole the money?
{27139}{27181}200 000 $.
{27187}{27229}200 000 $?
{27235}{27325}I gave you the suitcase and left. You guys were|supposed to meet me|but you never showed up.
{27331}{27373}Where's that suitcase?
{27379}{27397}I don't know.
{27403}{27480}You don't know?
{27690}{27732}Where's that suitcase?
{27738}{27756}It's in my car.
{27762}{27780}Then get it! Fast.
{27786}{27881}Or else you'll be singing soprano.
{28146}{28212}Dude, dude!
{28218}{28236}We've got to go.
{28242}{28284}What? Are you crazy? I'm|strawing by breakdancing strippers.
{28290}{28356}Seriously, this is an emergency.
{28362}{28397}So is this dude.
{28403}{28475}It's a breakdancing stripper emergency.
{28481}{28523}Bye!
{28529}{28547}Bye Chester!
{28553}{28595}I love you!
{28601}{28715}OK. Apparently we were supposed to meet him|with the suitcase|and we just didn't show up.
{28721}{28739}Huh. Sounds like us.
{28745}{28763}Man.
{28769}{28787}How wasted were we last night.
{28793}{28835}Well, I touched Christie Bonner's hoohoo...
{28841}{28955}...we're on the hook for a 200 000 $ on loan|from transsexual stripper|and my car is gone.
{28961}{28979}I'd say we were pretty wasted.
{28985}{29051}Dude, we really need to find your car.
{29057}{29147}OK. Let's see, the last place we|remember being last night was...
{29153}{29171}the twins.
{29177}{29243}But we can't show up without the anniversary gifts.
{29249}{29267}I got it.
{29273}{29339}We'll just get them a|little something for now.
{29345}{29411}And then, when we find the car|we'll give them the real gifts.
{29417}{29482}Dollar, thirty nine.
{29488}{29506}I don't know.
{29512}{29554}Trust me.
{29560}{29578}It's gonna be totally cool.
{29584}{29602}OK.
{29608}{29679}Let's go.
{29728}{29794}We are so dead.
{29800}{29873}Roger that.
{30328}{30394}We've been cleaning all morning.|What do you guys have to say for yourselves?
{30400}{30455}Happy anniversary.
{30461}{30489}The
{30495}{30586}The Twins
{30591}{30681}We ate all the dark ones coz we|now you guys don't like those.
{30687}{30753}Dark ones are the only ones we do like.
{30759}{30801}Oh yeah.
{30807}{30859}But, but, you could use the box...
{30865}{30991}...to keep...to keep...
{30997}{31058}...ribbons.
{31095}{31137}You guys forgot our anniversary. Didn't you?
{31143}{31161}Of course not!
{31167}{31223}No! We got you guys great gifts.
{31229}{31257}We just had some car troubles.
{31263}{31329}Yeah. But we came over here as soon|as we could|to help you guys clean up...
{31335}{31401}...but, oh no.
{31407}{31449}It looks like you're already done.
{31455}{31544}All we have to do is take out the trash.
{31550}{31592}Say, they haven't been outside yet...
{31598}{31668}Oh! You know what? We'll take out the trash.
{31674}{31736}You guys go and take a nice hot bath.
{31742}{31784}Yeah. You deserve it after all this hard work.
{31790}{31808}Go ahead and pay up to yourselves.
{31814}{31899}Just don't make a mess.
{31982}{32048}Slow and steady good body.
{32054}{32072}10-4
{32078}{32096}You're tilting.
{32102}{32144}Why are you tilting?
{32150}{32237}You gave me the heavy end.
{32342}{32411}368|00:22:30,521 --> 00:22:31,939|No. We can get it.
{32414}{32456}No. Let it go.
{32462}{32527}We're not leaving it behind.
{32533}{32575}OK.
{32581}{32651}I'll take my shoe off
{32749}{32767}Stop pushing.
{32773}{32815}Watch it!
{32821}{32891}Careful!
{32917}{32959}You're cool?
{32965}{33044}We're still cool.
{33205}{33295}Now take your shoe off and you get it.
{33301}{33319}OK
{33325}{33367}Get it.
{33373}{33391}That's it.
{33397}{33468}I got it!
{33492}{33564}Oh my god!
{33683}{33725}You guys can't do anything right.
{33731}{33831}Why do you have to mess everything up?
{34091}{34157}I got three words: anger management.
{34163}{34181}Yeah.
{34187}{34286}Dude, we really need to find your car.
{34427}{34445}Hey guys.
{34451}{34516}Sorry about yanking you off the street|like that but we really need to talk to you.
{34522}{34564}Who are you guys?
{34570}{34621}My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu....
{34627}{34693}...Zellner, Zelbor, Zelmina and Jeff.
{34699}{34756}Hey.
{34762}{34804}To answer your question more specifically:
{34810}{34900}We are the recipients of instructions|from extraterrestrials regarding the
{34906}{35023}interstellar path to outer space.
{35026}{35044}Go ahead and laugh.
{35050}{35096}We are used to be in mot.
{35102}{35164}OK.
{35170}{35236}We've been sent by a wise and powerful leader
{35242}{35260}Zoltan.
{35266}{35356}to find you and recover the continuum transfunctioner.
{35362}{35428}Hey. Have you guys ever been to Uranus?
{35434}{35499}Yeah. It's supposed to be|really nice at this time of the year.
{35505}{35547}Hey. This is important.
{35553}{35643}We intercepted an interstellar|message that leads us to believe...
{35649}{35726}...that last night you were in|possession of the continuum transfunctioner.
{35732}{35763}Where is it now?
{35769}{35787}The who what?
{35793}{35883}The continuum transfunctioner is a|very mysterious and powerful device...
{35889}{35907}and?
{35913}{36003}...and it's mystery is|exceeded only by it's power.
{36009}{36075}I'm sorry but we don't|remember a thing about last night.
{36081}{36123}You must be careful.
{36129}{36195}Danger follows the continuum transfunctioner.
{36201}{36219}So says Zoltan.
{36225}{36293}Zoltan.
{36297}{36339}I'll tell you what. You know...
{36345}{36458}...we'll keep our eyes up for|the continual|transthing and if we see it
{36464}{36482}we'll give you a call.
{36488}{36506}Yes, you must.
{36512}{36552}But remember. You are in great danger.
{36558}{36619}Trust no one.
{36632}{36650}Except for us.
{36656}{36709}Oh yes. Thank you Jeff. Good point.
{36715}{36746}Trust no one except for us.
{36752}{36821}Zoltan.
{36944}{36986}Wait a second. Let's recap.
{36992}{37106}Last night we lost my car. We accepted|stolen money from transsexual stripper.
{37112}{37178}And now some space nerds wants us to|find something we can't pronounce.
{37184}{37315}I hate to say it Chester but maybe|we should cut back on the shibbying.
{37352}{37370}Thanks dude.
{37376}{37442}Oh good! You're right on time.
{37448}{37489}You pick up special suits.
{37495}{37561}Mr. Lee. Tailor. Make special suits for you.
{37567}{37637}Come on.
{37735}{37821}Dude, you've got a tattoo!
{37850}{37873}So are you dude.
{37879}{37944}No.
{37951}{37969}Dude, what does mine tattoo say?
{37975}{38003}Sweet.
{38009}{38017}What about mine?
{38023}{38065}Dude. What does mine say?
{38071}{38113}Sweet. What about mine?
{38119}{38161}Dude. What does mine say?
{38167}{38185}Sweet. What about mine?
{38191}{38233}Dude. What does mine say?
{38239}{38257}Sweet. What about mine?
{38263}{38305}Dude. What does mine say?
{38311}{38353}Sweet. What about mine?
{38359}{38425}Dude. What does mine say?
{38431}{38496}Sweet. What about mine?
{38502}{38544}Dude. What does mine say?
{38550}{38618}Sweet.
{38637}{38688}Idiots!
{38694}{38755}458|00:26:54,891 --> 00:26:58,019|Your tattoo|says Dude, your tattoo says sweet.
{38793}{38849}Got it?
{38910}{38978}Sorry.
{39222}{39240}Shibby.
{39246}{39360}Very sharp, very sharp. You two number one|extra special very good looking guys.
{39366}{39408}So we bought these last night?
{39414}{39445}Oh yeah. You were pretty
{39451}{39455}'wasted'
{39461}{39479}last night.
{39485}{39503}How much are these?
{39509}{39599}Oh, you already paid for. I just do|some minor alteration. You know.
{39605}{39661}Add the secret pockets you ordered.
{39667}{39743}Hey, maybe we've got the continual transfaker
{39749}{39819}Oh dude!
{39893}{39960}Dude!
{40109}{40177}Sweet.
{40540}{40558}Cool.
{40564}{40606}Excuse me, but how|did we pay for these suits?
{40612}{40750}Oh, you pay cash, cold, hot, cash,|crispy new hundred dollar bills.
{40756}{40822}Hey, you didn't by chance see what|car we were driving, did you?
{40828}{40916}Me? No. I don't see no car.
{41020}{41088}Hello.
{41106}{41205}Dude, we bought cell phones.
{41226}{41327}That's not all we bought dude.
{42411}{42480}Shibby!
{44305}{44395}Man, I can not believe we leased a car last night.
{44401}{44443}But who's Johnny Potsmoker?
{44449}{44466}That's my alter ego.
{44472}{44514}Oh big, no, I thought that was my alter ego.
{44520}{44586}No. That's my alter ego.
{44592}{44685}Your alter ego is Smoky The Pot.
{44688}{44754}Dude, you're never gonna figure that thing out.
{44760}{44861}OK dude. There it is. Break time's over.
{44870}{44898}Time to find my car.
{44904}{44970}This is impossible.
{44976}{45042}Are you Jesse and Chester?
{45048}{45066}Huh?
{45072}{45159}Are you Jesse and Chester?
{45192}{45210}I don't know. Why?
{45216}{45306}If you are Jesse and Chester perhaps|we will give you erotic pleasure.
{45312}{45330}That's us!
{45336}{45354}Right here.
{45360}{45449}We are looking for the continuum transfunctioner.
{45455}{45473}Who are you guys?
{45479}{45511}We're not guys.
{45517}{45569}We're hot chicks.
{45575}{45617}She's totally right.
{45623}{45713}The continuum transfunctioner is a|very mysterious and powerful device
{45719}{45737}...and...
{45743}{45809}...and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power.
{45815}{45901}That doesn't really help.
{46343}{46433}We will give you pleasure now if|you give us the continuum transfunctioner.
{46439}{46504}Let me get your proposition straight.
{46510}{46624}First, you give us the pleasure,|then we give you the continuum transfunctioner?
{46630}{46768}No. First, you give us the continuum transfunctioner,|then we give you the pleasure.
{46774}{46816}I heard that one before.
{46822}{46864}Hey look. How about this.
{46870}{46984}You give... me the pleasure then we'll|give you the continuum transfunctioner
{46990}{47032}then if there's time you|can take care of my friend.
{47038}{47056}Dude
{47062}{47080}Deal.
{47086}{47104}Sweet.
{47110}{47128}Will you wait a second? Please.
{47134}{47176}Come here.
{47182}{47224}Dude, those space nerds told us not to trust anybody.
{47230}{47310}Yeah. But for the love of God.
{47316}{47380}They're offering us oral pleasure.
{47386}{47446}Why?
{47452}{47558}Hey. Where did hot chicks go?
{47564}{47630}Where's my money boys?
{47636}{47702}We were just going to get it.
{47708}{47798}You guys picked the wrong|transsexual stripper to screw with.
{47804}{47874}You're pitching me.
{47880}{48008}Let's see what the cops have to say about this.
{48140}{48158}Chester!
{48164}{48230}I saw this on COPS. Hit the board and hit back.
{48236}{48302}Bye, bye boys.
{48308}{48326}Hey, can you go on the siren?
{48332}{48422}So, you're sticking to the|'I don't remember' crap?
{48428}{48469}Yeah. We don't remember.
{48475}{48565}Last night your car was spotted|leaving the scene of a major drug deal.
{48571}{48613}Wait. You found my car?
{48619}{48709}Believe me you guys got more|important things to worry about right now.
{48715}{48781}Where were you between the|hours of midnight and 2AM last night?
{48787}{48901}I told you. OK? We|don't remember anything.
{48907}{48997}See we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
{49003}{49117}Where were you last night|between the hours of midnight and 2AM?
{49123}{49203}We, we don't know.
{49506}{49524}Now do you remember?
{49530}{49603}- No.|- No.
{49818}{49858}How about now?
{49864}{50025}No.
{50106}{50196}Hey, leave him alone. He doesn't know anything.
{50202}{50244}Now are you ready to talk?
{50250}{50292}Dude, we don't remember.
{50298}{50396}OK. Here're the whips you guys wanted.
{50418}{50503}Hey. It's the donut guys.
{50513}{50555}Yeah, these two were at the frenchy donut|house last night when me and Louie came in.
{50561}{50651}We started talking and they ended|up buying donuts for the whole precinct.
{50657}{50699}Uuuh, what time did all this happen?
{50705}{50795}Let's see. Must have been between midnight and 2AM.
{50801}{50843}Damn.
{50849}{50891}You can't be the guys we're looking for.
{50897}{50965}Sorry.
{51089}{51131}Hang in there bro.
{51137}{51203}Come on Kojak.
{51209}{51275}Listen. I'm really sorry about all this.
{51281}{51323}Looks like it was a|case of a mistaken identity.
{51329}{51438}Actually those are the|real criminals over there.
{51448}{51514}One of our officers made a wrong identification.
{51520}{51614}Yeah. I'm... That was me.|I'm sorry about that one fellows.
{51620}{51706}Rick here will tell you exactly where your car is.
{51712}{51778}- We found the car.|- We found the car.
{51784}{51865}We found the car!!!
{51904}{51994}Now we get the anniversary gifts, go|to the twins house and get our special treats.
{52000}{52036}Sweet.
{52042}{52090}All right Rick. Give us|the keys and we're out of here.
{52096}{52169}You got it.
{52216}{52258}Oh boy. Oh, boy.
{52264}{52282}What's the problem Rick?
{52288}{52397}Nothing. I just..., oh boy, ok, geeze...
{52455}{52545}Did you guys say you wanted|your car back or you wanted it impounded?
{52551}{52617}We want the car back.
{52623}{52768}That's kind of funny, coz what happened was|I accidentally sent your car to the impound.
{52791}{52809}Rick
{52815}{52929}I know. I can definitely tell you this.|You guys can get the car back in a couple of days.
{52935}{53050}We don't have couple of days.|We need the car back now.
{53055}{53164}Say, how about a treat,|with bavarian cream.
{53223}{53313}That's a good one there. That's a good pick.
{53319}{53361}It's great. I have a lot of them.
{53367}{53385}You know what Rick? Forget about it.
{53391}{53409}Sure?
{53415}{53433}Sike. Cheeze?
{53439}{53547}Hey, you got me. Hey fellows who's the goose? Me.
{53702}{53744}Damn.
{53750}{53792}Have you seen Jesse and Chester?
{53798}{53816}What?
{53822}{53864}We're looking for Jesse and Chester.
{53870}{54009}I don't know where those two slackers|are but I bet you those punks over there do.
{54014}{54117}So they don't remember? I said later dudes.
{54158}{54176}What are you doing hanging |out with those jerks anyway?
{54182}{54272}They were just being nice|to me unlike someone I know.
{54278}{54344}You know maybe it's time I find|someone who has more sensitive side Dan.
{54350}{54483}Someone who respects me as a person.|Maybe somebody like Jesse and Chester.
{54565}{54583}Ok guys, listen up.
{54589}{54703}We're gonna find Jesse and Chester|and when we do - stoner bashing time.
{54709}{54751}Do you know Jesse and Chester?
{54757}{54775}Who are you?
{54781}{54823}We're hot chicks.
{54829}{54871}Yes you are.
{54877}{54971}We believe Jesse and Chester have|the continuum transfunctioner, however...
{54977}{55063}...if you recover the the continuum|transfunctioner from them|and bring it to us...
{55069}{55135}...we will give you erotic pleasure.
{55141}{55159}You've got yourselves a deal.
{55165}{55231}OK guys, ok guys, new plan:
{55237}{55327}First, we find those stoners, get|the continuum transfunctioner then...
{55333}{55375}...it's jurk bashing time.
{55381}{55423}Yeah!
{55429}{55542}Oh yeah. And I just remembered where you|might be able to find Jesse and Chester
{55548}{55590}We sent those chicks to meet the twins|St. Margarets' School For Blind Boys. Outdoor Activities Day.
{55596}{55686}That'll put those dudes in some hot water.
{55692}{55734}Try it again.
{55740}{55782}OK. Just knock it out of the bark Bobby. OK?
{55788}{55830}Alright. Give it a shot.
{55836}{55902}OK. You almost got it that time. Now just...
{55908}{55974}...concentrate on the|beep and swing as hard as you can...
{55980}{56022}...and keep your ear on the ball. OK?
{56028}{56125}Alright little buddy, you can do it.
{56196}{56269}I did it!!!
{56364}{56406}Do you know Jesse and Chester?
{56412}{56430}Pardon me?
{56436}{56501}We're looking for Jesse|and Chester. Have you seen them?
{56507}{56525}Who are you?
{56531}{56597}We're extremely hot chicks with large breasts.
{56603}{56645}Really?
{56651}{56741}Do you mind if I touch your face?|It's the only way I can really see who I'm talking to.
{56747}{56812}OK.
{56843}{56922}Wow! You are hot!
{57083}{57149}Is this... normal?
{57155}{57262}Oh yeah. This is how blind people shake hands.
{57323}{57365}What the...? Sis!
{57371}{57460}Excuse me... little help...
{57466}{57508}Anthony, Anthony what is going on?
{57514}{57603}Nothing. I was just reading.
{57610}{57652}Bye ladies. I need to be alone now.
{57658}{57700}We are looking for Jesse and Chester
{57706}{57724}Who are you guys?
{57730}{57789}We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
{57795}{57892}We were supposed to meet Jesse|and Chester later but we can not wait.
{57898}{57916}Well, we don't know where they are.
{57922}{58009}And frankly we don't care.
{58090}{58118}Dude, let's call Nelson.
{58124}{58193}- Yeah.|- See if he's home.
{58258}{58276}Hello?
{58282}{58324}Hey Nelson. It's Chester.
{58330}{58396}Hey Chester! No, it's me Tommy.
{58402}{58443}Your body Nelson's busy at the moment.
{58449}{58515}Is bad karma boys.
{58521}{58635}Hey, why don't you go ahead and tell me|where that continuum transfunctioner is.
{58641}{58659}Aaaa, no hablo english.
{58665}{58779}Already your friend's dead unless|I get that continuum transfunctioner.
{58785}{58851}Jackal! Get your pipe.
{58857}{58875}My balls!
{58881}{58947}What was that?
{58953}{59043}Tommy's got Nelson. He knows|about the continuum transfunctioner.
{59049}{59145}Those double-crossing sexysexysluts.
{59169}{59259}I'm so sick of hearing about|this continuum transfunctioner thing.
{59265}{59331}I tell you what. If one more person asks..
{59337}{59379}Have you found the|continuum transfunctioner?
{59385}{59403}Who are you guys?
{59409}{59498}We are the keepers of|the continuum transfunctioner .
{59504}{59594}It is all that stands between the|universe and completely violent destruction.
{59600}{59642}It is a very mysterious and powerful device..
{59648}{59714}...and it's mystery is|only exceeded by it's power.
{59720}{59762}Yeah, we know.|And we don't have it.
{59768}{59786}But the universe?
{59792}{59873}Screw the universe.
{60008}{60089}Screw the universe?
{60362}{60441}Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools...
{60447}{60548}That's one smart primate.
{60559}{60649}Hey!|What are you guys doing here?
{60655}{60745}We just wanted to come by and see|how that car trouble thing was going.
{60751}{60858}Oh! The car. It's in the shop.
{60864}{60936}Really. Is that that shop where|those beautiful women in black jump suits?
{60942}{60984}The ones you were hanging out with earlier today?
{60990}{61056}Well, you see. Jesse thought...
{61062}{61152}Today's our anniversary, and not only do you|not have gifts|but you guys ditch us for some
{61158}{61200}- Big breasted bimbos|- Big breasted bimbos
{61206}{61224}while we were cleaning our house...
{61230}{61248}About that
{61254}{61272}...which you completely trashed
{61278}{61296}- twice|- twice
{61302}{61344}You guys are sucky boyfriends.
{61350}{61481}We just wanted to come over and tell|you guys in person that it's over.
{61517}{61604}- Wilma.|- Thank you Wanda.
{61805}{61913}They're totally right. We are sucky boyfriends.
{61925}{61991}Do you even remember|what kind of gifts we got them?
{61997}{62096}- No|- I bet we got them sucky gifts.
{62117}{62187}We suck.
{62333}{62399}Wait a second. I just got a really|bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
{62405}{62446}Maybe you should go sit on the toilet?
{62452}{62560}No. No. You know what the feeling is?
{62572}{62644}It's love!
{62644}{62686}Is that what that is?
{62692}{62758}Yeah, I'm in love with Wanda|and you're in love with Wilma.
{62764}{62782}Yeah!
{62788}{62854}You see. Now that we know|that we've been sucky boyfriends...
{62860}{62902}...we can change.
{62908}{62926}We can?
{62932}{62974}Yeah! And you know what else?
{62980}{63070}I'll bet you that we did buy|them super cool anniversary gifts.
{63076}{63094}You know why?
{63100}{63118}Coz we love them.
{63124}{63179}And we wrapped them really cool wrapping paper?
{63185}{63199}Yeah.
{63205}{63238}I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
{63244}{63310}We're gonna go down the impound lot and get the car...
{63316}{63334}...which has the gifts in it...
{63340}{63429}...and then we're gonna go over to the twins house|and beg for them to take us back!
{63435}{63453}Yeah!
{63459}{63477}Let's do it!
{63483}{63549}Oh, no, hold on.
{63555}{63573}I gotta take a crap.
{63579}{63597}Told you.
{63603}{63693}- I know.|- I know your body.
{63939}{63981}Boys, I got some good news for you.
{63987}{64029}We just got your car in this morning.
{64035}{64053}Alright!
{64059}{64169}But the bad news is: Not only did officer|Boyer send your car to the impound...
{64175}{64293}...he tagged it for auction and|it was sold this afternoon.
{64299}{64317}Rick...
{64323}{64365}Do you know who bought the car?
{64371}{64436}I happen to have the address right here.
{64442}{64484}Alright.
{64490}{64644}But it'd be against regulation|457XY2D665 to give it to you.
{64658}{64700}Come on...
{64706}{64772}Reaching on to this side of the counter is not allowed.
{64778}{64899}The last guy who tried it|ended up with three broken fingers.
{64946}{64974}Reach it.
{64980}{65009}You can reach it.
{65015}{65172}No. I got one of these carpal|tunnels. What if I further injure myself.
{65186}{65204}I have to do everything.
{65210}{65322}Well. I'm a better lookout.|My vision's better. You know that.
{65328}{65415}That's it. That's it.
{65449}{65491}Got it!
{65497}{65566}OK. OK.
{65569}{65587}What are you doing?
{65593}{65665}I'm stuck.
{65665}{65736}Come on.
{65761}{65831}Don't...
{65833}{65916}Dude, here she comes.
{66265}{66307}I got it. I got it.
{66313}{66331}We'll.... We'll spit on it.
{66337}{66379}You know. Lubrication.
{66385}{66426}That's grouse dude.
{66432}{66520}Here she comes. SPIT! SPIT!
{66526}{66666}Good news guys. I talked to my supervisor and|he said I can give you the address after all.
{66672}{66714}That's great.
{66720}{66786}But the bad news is
{66792}{66896}I'm gonna have to confiscate your pinky
{67248}{67342}Alright. Next stop: find my car.
{67348}{67386}Hey. Check it out.
{67392}{67490}Totally gaynotic dudes at 3 o'clock.
{67607}{67673}Wait. I got an idea.
{67679}{67721}Now we just go over there and ask|for the continuum transfunctioner?
{67727}{67768}Yeah. It's that easy.
{67774}{67841}Thank you both. Very much.
{67847}{67889}Hey. Don't mention it.
{67895}{67984}That's for the galaxy dudes.
{67991}{68078}Time to get your car dude.
{68399}{68500}Those creepy space nerds are back dude.
{68550}{68639}Dude, you're not worried about them.
{68645}{68748}They're totally harmless.
{69142}{69208}Now, may I have the continuum transfunctioner?
{69214}{69256}Not quite yet.
{69262}{69376}Would you consider giving it to|me while I continue to give you pleasure?
{69382}{69447}OK.
{69453}{69495}Wake up dude.
{69501}{69519}More pleasure...
{69525}{69592}What?
{69597}{69639}Nothing.
{69645}{69748}Get dressed. We're going to the big house.
{69813}{69855}Nice outfits.
{69861}{69927}They're not outfits.|They're interstellar jump-suits.
{69933}{69975}Hey. Nice interstellar jump-suits.
{69981}{70048}Yeah.
{70197}{70239}Wow! Nice place.
{70245}{70263}Is this where Zoltan...
{70269}{70335}Is this where Zoltan hangs out?
{70341}{70400}No. This is his parent's house.
{70406}{70492}We're going over there.
{70498}{70526}A barn? Is it red?
{70532}{70560}No.
{70566}{70645}Then it's not a barn.
{70772}{70790}This is creepy.
{70796}{70862}It's like a country music video.
{70868}{70886}Alright. That's far enough.
{70892}{70910}You there.
{70916}{70934}You over there.
{70940}{71019}No messing around.
{71036}{71131}Ok dude. Remember which one it is?
{71396}{71414}- Here. Let me.|- I'll do it.
{71420}{71437}It's that one.
{71443}{71516}Grab the...
{71539}{71608}Keys...
{71635}{71750}Grab the fucking ex... and....|those studs in the head.
{71803}{71895}You want the fire extinguisher?
{72115}{72206}- Enough.|- No, not that one.
{72618}{72650}Cool.
{72656}{72708}What are you? Death?
{72714}{72732}Hey. You don't have to be mean. OK?
{72738}{72832}How are we gonna get out of here?
{73218}{73308}Your attention please. Our|imperial commander Zoltan...
{73314}{73404}...requests your presence at the office ...
{73410}{73496}for level seven meeting? Ah..., over.
{73985}{74152}It is now my great pleasure to|present to you our wise and powerful leader
{74153}{74215}- Zoltan!|- Zoltan!
{74221}{74282}- Zoltan.
{74574}{74672}The time has come you guys.
{74775}{74913}We are finally going to fulfil our|prophecy of outer space travel.
{74919}{74961}Zoltan!
{74967}{75081}They laughed at us when we said that aliens existed and|they mothed us when we started wearing...
{75087}{75196}...bubble wrap jump suits.|But who's laughing now?
{75231}{75273}I'll tell you who's laughing now. We are!
{75279}{75321}Zoltan.
{75327}{75393}Soon we will leave this lame planet and
{75399}{75552}fly through outer space|with cool aliens who like us.
{75566}{75653}It is going to be awesome!
{75782}{75814}That's them.
{75820}{75872}They knocked us out and stole our spacesuits.
{75878}{75896}No we didn't
{75902}{75920}Yeah you did!
{75926}{75957}No we didn't
{75963}{75982}Yes you did!
{75988}{76016}No we didn't.
{76022}{76040}Yes you did.
{76046}{76167}Hey, who you're gonna believe?|Us or them?
{76214}{76303}So you're Jesse and Chester.
{76310}{76376}I've been looking forward|to meeting you guys, although...
{76382}{76475}I'm sorry it had to be like this.
{76477}{76495}Wanda!
{76501}{76543}Wilma!
{76549}{76706}Normally we would never resort violence but|we are dealing with continuum transfunctioner afterall.
{76707}{76735}If you don't deliver it to us...
{76741}{76807}...your girlfriends are history.
{76813}{76855}Don't worry girls. We'll save you.
{76861}{76949}Yeah. You can depend on us.
{76957}{76999}Enough.
{77005}{77115}Go now and bring us the|continuum transfunctioner.
{77125}{77243}And be quiet on your way out,|my parents are taking a nap.
{77484}{77548}And then you can tell us where|the continuum transfunctioner is.
{77554}{77598}And then?
{77604}{77641}And then we'd be able to go and get it.
{77647}{77723}And then?
{77748}{77832}Can I get an order of shrimp fried rice?
{77838}{77886}Wow, wow, wow.
{77892}{77958}I don't see the car. Are you|sure this is the place?
{77964}{78006}The car'd better be in there.
{78012}{78073}I almost lost my pinky to get that info.
{78084}{78193}Oh man, I sense there's something|very canadian about this place.
{78324}{78393}Plan B!
{78443}{78485}Right.
{78491}{78509}Are you ready?
{78515}{78581}Let's do this.
{78587}{78605}One.
{78611}{78629}Two.
{78635}{78703}Three.
{78803}{78880}I'm ok. You ok?
{78899}{78967}Shibby.
{79762}{79842}Dude. It's a lama.
{79858}{79948}It's not a lama. It's an ostrich.
{79954}{80044}OK. Very slowly...
{80050}{80092}...let's turn around...
{80098}{80116}...and go back the other way.
{80122}{80187}OK.
{80266}{80332}New plan. We turn around again...
{80338}{80404}...very slowly...
{80410}{80451}...and go back the other way.
{80457}{80522}OK.
{80649}{80730}They're everywhere.
{80769}{80811}What now?
{80817}{80888}Hey, I saw this thing about|ostriches on Animal Planet.
{80894}{80931}Those are lama's dude.
{80937}{81051}No. What you're supposed|to do is stand very still...
{81057}{81163}...and eventually they'll|get bored and go away.
{81249}{81332}I think it's working.
{81488}{81563}Stupid lamas.
{81584}{81655}Let's go!
{81728}{81794}Let's get in this car!
{81800}{81870}Chester.
{81896}{81914}What ostriches eat?
{81920}{81962}Why?
{81968}{82010}If they eat peanuts...
{82016}{82082}...we'll just throw them |peanuts and they'll go away.
{82088}{82130}We don't have any peanuts.
{82136}{82219}Great, we're screwed.
{82423}{82441}They're leaving. It worked.
{82447}{82489}What worked?
{82495}{82573}Whatever we did.
{82975}{83041}Now may I have the continuum transfunctioner?
{83047}{83123}Not quite yet.
{83215}{83257}Scary dream, huh?
{83263}{83329}What's up? My name is Mark.
{83335}{83377}Where are we?
{83383}{83433}You're in punishment room.
{83439}{83520}This is where he likes to|keep the ostrich poachers.
{83526}{83544}Poachers?
{83550}{83568}Yeah. That's right.
{83574}{83664}You know, I've been in this cage for about three years|five months and seventeen days...
{83670}{83753}...but who's counting...
{83759}{83826}How's my breath?
{83838}{83880}That bad, huh?
{83886}{83952}Where are you guys from?|I'm from Connecticut, hi, Mark.
{83958}{84004}There we go.
{84010}{84048}Chester!
{84054}{84078}Get him off.
{84084}{84144}Pierre.
{84150}{84168}Hi.
{84174}{84240}No, that's not what it looks |like. Maybe a little bit.
{84246}{84254}How is your now?
{84260}{84312}Shut up!
{84318}{84426}Well, somebody sure is a grumpy gasp today.
{84437}{84527}In France when a man is caught poaching ostriches.
{84533}{84647}...we shave his head and we|make him to run through the fields.
{84653}{84695}Oh God, that's the good part.
{84701}{84788}Once you have seen this...
{84797}{84863}...you are never quite the same.
{84869}{84891}OK.
{84897}{84935}Tell me about it. I used to model.
{84941}{85007}Lucky for you I am an honorable man.
{85013}{85055}What? I'm sorry.
{85061}{85127}I said I am an honorable man.
{85133}{85188}I'm sorry, an honograbbbble?
{85194}{85223}honorable.|- honogargable?
{85229}{85247}honorable.|- honogarable?
{85253}{85295}I don't know what you're saying.
{85301}{85343}Honorable! Honorable!|- ^%$@^@
{85349}{85391}I think you're trying to say honorable.
{85397}{85414}Shut up!
{85420}{85462}Hey, I'm sorry.
{85468}{85548}Right, hear this. I am going to ask you a question.
{85554}{85630}If you get it right I will set you free.
{85636}{85654}If you get it wrong...
{85660}{85726}...well, you will be spending a lot of time with the...
{85732}{85815}...ever popular Mark.
{85828}{85894}I can be very nice.
{85900}{85918}Alright, here it is:
{85924}{86012}What is the average running speed...
{86018}{86110}...of a full grown male african ostrich?
{86116}{86206}Pass. Pass to me. I know it.
{86212}{86230}Pass to Mark.
{86236}{86254}You can not pass!
{86260}{86326}Shut up. What do I have to do to shut you up?|Do I have to hose you down again?
{86332}{86398}Don't hose me. Maybe later.
{86404}{86439}Dude, we're dead.
{86445}{86517}Not so fast.
{86523}{86637}The full grown male african ostrich or the latin "struthio camelus"|can go to an average size of sixty six inches...
{86643}{86709}...and weight anywhere from 225 to|350 pounds that can get up to....
{86715}{86781}...well an average speed of...
{86787}{86829}...27 miles per hour.
{86835}{86891}This is absolutely correct.
{86897}{86925}Animal Planet!
{86931}{86973}Well. I said brown.
{86979}{87069}Here, let me get you out of this stinky cage.
{87075}{87093}Oh, please forgive me.
{87099}{87117}Can I get you guys some beers?
{87123}{87165}I'd like a Near-Beer please.
{87171}{87189}Shut up!
{87195}{87261}Well, actually we just came|about the car that you bought today.
{87267}{87309}We just wanted to get some stuff out of it.
{87315}{87381}No problem. Right this way.
{87387}{87428}Well, it was nice meeting you guys.
{87434}{87476}Good luck with the whole modeling thing.
{87482}{87524}Email me. OK?
{87530}{87607}freek-in-cage.com
{87698}{87798}The... The car was here this afternoon.
{87818}{87860}It just disappeared.
{87866}{87908}How do you just lose a car?
{87914}{87956}I'm so sorry you guys. I...
{87962}{87980}I feel terrible.
{87986}{88052}Alright. Pierre. Just focus here.
{88058}{88124}Was there anything in the car when you got it?
{88130}{88280}No, nothing. Except of course for this.
{88297}{88364}Dude!
{88704}{88770}Dude, I'm having my next birthday party here for sure.
{88776}{88851}Yeah, me too.
{88920}{88962}Cool.
{88968}{89034}Hey, excuse me. Can you tell me where locker 206 is?
{89040}{89082}Yeah, it's right over there.
{89088}{89106}Oh, hey, it's you guys.
{89112}{89202}Dude, you guys paid an amazing|round of pot-pot last night.
{89208}{89226}We did?
{89232}{89260}Oh, yeah!
{89266}{89274}Thanks dude.
{89280}{89348}Shibby.
{89352}{89370}Here it is.
{89376}{89424}I sure hope my money's in there.
{89430}{89465}Yep.
{89471}{89489}Who are you?
{89495}{89513}This is my boyfriend Patty.
{89519}{89561}Nice to meet you.
{89567}{89633}How did he pop a name like this?
{89639}{89740}Less questions. More giving me my money!
{89831}{89849}Guess this is it.
{89855}{89941}Yup. The moment of truth.
{89975}{90017}It's been a long strange trip dude.
{90023}{90089}Sure has Jesse.
{90095}{90120}Hey!
{90126}{90161}I've got a plane to catch.
{90167}{90232}OK.
{90335}{90409}My suitcase.
{90502}{90558}Oh my god! You guys are the best!
{90564}{90654}Thank you so much.
{90742}{90843}Thanks for your help fellow. Good work.
{90910}{90976}Are we... Are we supposed to be grousout here?
{90982}{91024}I don't know.
{91030}{91098}Bye...
{91126}{91240}Look at this stuff. Captain Stue tickets.
{91246}{91302}Awesome.
{91308}{91398}Ohh! Jellybeans
{91427}{91479}No jellybeans...
{91485}{91608}Cool straw. I'm gonna keep this.
{91633}{91700}Hey, look at these.
{91701}{91767}Dude, we speak Japanese.
{91773}{91841}Sweet!
{91917}{91983}I don't see a continuum transfunctioner in here.
{91989}{92055}Wait a second. What do we|know about the continuum transfunctioner?
{92061}{92151}That it's a very mysterious and powerful device...|- and?
{92157}{92199}and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power.
{92205}{92331}Right!|But has anyone ever said|anything about what it looks like?
{92349}{92414}No.
{92594}{92826}That was Jesse and Chester. They've|got the continuum transfunctioner.
{92856}{92957}Quick, to my mother's minivan.
{93020}{93150}That was Jesse and Chester. They've|got the continuum transfunctioner.
{93164}{93261}Quick, to my stepdad's pickup truck.
{93293}{93397}I'm really getting a hang on this thing dude.
{93403}{93469}Yes!
{93499}{93591}Yes, I finally beat you.
{93619}{93665}You... You're a competitor.
{93671}{93761}Oh, boy, you got me the first nine, but not number ten.
{93767}{93829}Not gonna happen.
{93835}{93853}Time for the final showdown.
{93859}{93877}Chester, Jesse.
{93883}{93973}Don't worry girls. We're here to save the day.
{93979}{94069}Quit it. These things are expensive.
{94075}{94189}Enough. You have the continuum|transfunctioner or not?
{94247}{94285}Now, release our girlfriends.
{94291}{94323}First give up the transfunctioner.
{94329}{94357}First release the girlfriends.
{94363}{94418}First you give us the continuum |transfunctioner. Then...
{94424}{94500}Same time...
{94506}{94572}Yes!
{94602}{94644}We have got the continuum transfunctioner.
{94650}{94692}There they are.
{94698}{94808}OK stoners. Where's the continuum|transfunctioner?
{94986}{95028}Hey. You...
{95034}{95119}Release dodo bird
{95178}{95196}Tommy you're such a jerk.
{95202}{95220}Yeah.
{95226}{95268}That's our continuum transfunctioner.
{95274}{95316}Well now it's mine.
{95322}{95389}Nerd.
{95489}{95579}- Dude, let's get out of here|- Yeah.
{95585}{95651}Where is the continuum transfunctioner?
{95657}{95699}We don't have it.|But...
{95705}{95771}...we'd like you to meet our|girlfriends Wanda and Wilma.
{95777}{95819}Yeah, we've already met.
{95825}{95867}You'd better stay away from our boyfriends.
{95873}{95939}You fake breasted sluts.
{95945}{96029}OK. Let's go this way.
{96065}{96117}Halt. Where is the continuum transfunctioner?
{96123}{96203}Well, you wanna go talk to that guy over there.
{96209}{96241}Let the pleasure begin.
{96247}{96299}That is not the continuum transfunctioner.
{96305}{96383}Of course it is.
{96448}{96533}Follow the kids.|Come on. Follow. Go. Go.
{96856}{96898}Nerd bashing time.
{96904}{96994}It's not our fault. It was them.
{97000}{97138}Looking for a Smoky McPot. I|have a delivery for a Smoky McPot.
{97144}{97162}You ordered pizza?
{97168}{97210}Yeah. I figured we'd get hungry.
{97216}{97262}Oh, no! It's you two!
{97268}{97306}Look dude, I almost got it.
{97312}{97401}Dude, you're really starting to piss me|with your Rubik’s Cube obsession. OK?
{97407}{97475}Sweet!
{97503}{97569}Wow!
{97743}{97809}No wonder those things are so impossible.
{97815}{97857}Oh no, you've activated the|continuum transfunctioner.
{97863}{97881}Alright, what's going on?
{97887}{97966}Once all five of the Darusi|Crystals stop flashing the...
{97972}{98025}...universe is going to be destroyed.
{98031}{98049}How do you know all that?
{98055}{98097}We've been intercepting|interstellar transmissions for years.
{98103}{98145}Zoltan!
{98151}{98169}Nerds.
{98175}{98217}Way to go Chester.
{98223}{98265}I'm sorry.
{98271}{98361}Quickly. You must give it to us so we can deactivate it.|We are the keepers of the continuum transfunctioner.
{98367}{98408}They will use it to destroy the universe.
{98414}{98508}No. We are the keepers of the|continuum transfunctioner.
{98514}{98552}They want to destroy the universe.
{98558}{98576}Stop copying us.
{98582}{98600}Stop copying us.
{98606}{98634}Stop copying us.
{98640}{98672}Stop copying us.
{98678}{98720}Bitch.
{98726}{98744}Don't you guys remember?
{98750}{98867}We came to this planet last night to escape|the clutches of those evil space sluts.
{98873}{98936}We met you here at the space-o-rama|and then|you gave us a ride back to our space ship...
{98942}{99056}...and that's when we realized that|we had lost the continuum transfunctioner.
{99062}{99128}Hurry, there's only three blinking lights left.
{99134}{99166}Bye, bye universe.
{99172}{99248}He's right dude. We're gonna make the wrong decision.
{99254}{99391}You know what dude. I refuse to let us go down|in history|as the dudes who destroyed the universe.
{99397}{99487}How do we figure out which ones are the true keepers|of the continuum transfunctioner?
{99493}{99535}Well, it's... it's simple.
{99541}{99655}We just ask them a question about last night|that only the ones that are telling the truth would know.
{99661}{99727}But we can't remember a thing.
{99733}{99751}You gotta hurry.
{99757}{99832}Not now Jeff.
{99877}{99943}If we really did give one|of you guys a ride last night...
{99949}{100055}...then you'll know the answer to this question:
{100069}{100111}Hurry!
{100117}{100291}What score did we get on the eighteenth|hole of the miniature goIf course last night?
{100432}{100452}You got the hole-in-one.
{100458}{100494}That....
{100500}{100570}...is...
{100592}{100650}...correct.
{100884}{100968}Deactivation complete.
{101148}{101238}Wait a second. If you guys don't|remember a thing about last night...
{101244}{101286}...how do you know they were telling the truth?
{101292}{101334}Well, it's simple really.
{101340}{101358}The pudding!
{101364}{101429}Wow, you guys had a plan!
{101435}{101520}And it actually worked.
{101627}{101693}For the love of God.
{101699}{101803}Wow, morphing is cool.
{101987}{102087}Wow, that is one super hot giant alien.
{102178}{102196}Let's go!
{102202}{102280}Chester, Jesse.
{102370}{102411}That is amazing.|- Yeah.
{102417}{102525}Those are the biggest hoohoos I have ever seen.
{102753}{102833}We will now use the power of the|continuum transfunctioner|to punish you to hook
{102839}{102954}of the New Jersey..
{102992}{103059}What are we supposed to do now?
{103065}{103162}I think we run dude.
{103353}{103439}Those guys are in a hurry.
{103640}{103682}I wanna go with that one daddy.
{103688}{103769}Me too son, me too.
{104120}{104138}Hey, what do I do with this thing?
{104144}{104234}You gotta activate the PHOTON|ACCELERATOR ANNIHILATION BEAM.
{104240}{104258}The what?
{104264}{104343}They said: the PHOTON|ACCELERATOR ANNIHILATION BEAM
{104349}{104419}...you fools!
{104431}{104516}Hurry, activate it dude.
{104551}{104593}I think this is it.
{104599}{104686}Thank you captain obvious.
{104692}{104731}I can't reach it.
{104737}{104785}Deep, in your conciseness you must look.
{104791}{104854}Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must.
{104860}{104929}Do you have to talk like that?
{104935}{105020}I like the way you talk.
{105127}{105169}'Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools'
{105175}{105246}I got it!
{105370}{105459}Oh boy.
{105534}{105600}We saved the universe.
{105606}{105690}The big bitch is dead.
{105966}{106068}Damn. Now those are some big ass panties.
{106086}{106128}Christie honey could you give me a hand?
{106134}{106230}No Tommy. I've found somebody else.
{106326}{106368}Jesse and Chester just saved the universe.
{106374}{106463}You guys are still gonna|take us into outer space. Right?
{106469}{106585}There is a party in a|Crab Nebula. You guys can come to.
{106709}{106727}There you go.
{106733}{106823}Thanks for your help. Jesse and Chester.
{106829}{106871}You have helped insure the safety of the universe.
{106877}{106943}Well that's the cool and all, but...
{106949}{106967}...dude, where's my car?
{106973}{107015}You mean you guys don't remember?
{107021}{107063}Damn, you were wasted last night.
{107069}{107159}Now, before we go, we must|eliminate all knowledge of this encounter.
{107165}{107279}Wait, no. We have so many questions|that we'd wanna ask you about the universe.
{107285}{107327}Like what?
{107333}{107402}Well...
{107428}{107494}Have you guys ever been to Uranus?
{107500}{107567}Nice.
{107884}{107902}Good morning guys.
{107908}{107983}Morning Gene.
{108004}{108046}We'll go over to the twins house...
{108052}{108070}and then?
{108076}{108094}...and then we give them their anniversary gifts...
{108100}{108128}and then?
{108134}{108161}and then we'll apologize for trashing the house.
{108167}{108181}and then?
{108187}{108214}and then we get our special treats.
{108220}{108238}and then?
{108244}{108256}Dude, that's really annoying.
{108262}{108310}Sorry.
{108316}{108399}Dude, where's my car?
{108411}{108453}Dude, where's my car?
{108459}{108543}Where's your car dude?
{108579}{108664}Dude, there's your car.
{108747}{108819}I heart U.
{108819}{108910}You guys are great boyfriends.
{108915}{108963}We have something for you too.
{108969}{109005}A very special treat.
{109011}{109079}Shibby!
{109131}{109197}We saw the names on ourselves.
{109203}{109245}Wow.
{109251}{109325}Put them on!
{109418}{109500}You guys look great.
{109562}{109630}1210|01:16:11,675 --> 01:16:13,342|What are these?
{109682}{109748}Ah, more gifts.
{109754}{109772}They're beautiful.
{109778}{109844}Where did you guys get these?
{109850}{109923}This place.
{109970}{110012}Thank you for helping to save the universe
{110018}{110084}We hope your girlfriends like these gifts
{110090}{110132}We know you will
{110138}{110229}How wasted were we last night?
{110306}{110348}Sweet.
{110354}{110421}Dude.
{110693}{110731}Is anyone hungry?
{110737}{110755}Yeah.
{110761}{110779}I can go for some chinese food.
{110785}{110822}That sounds great.
{110828}{110891}Sweet.
{110977}{110995}My back itches dude.
{111001}{111043}Jesse you got a tattoo.
{111049}{111091}Oh my god, so do you Chester.
{111097}{111116}No way. What's mine say?
{111122}{111138}Dude.
{111144}{111163}What about mine?
{111169}{111188}Sweet.
{111194}{111226}Yeah, but what does mine say?
{111232}{111251}Dude.
{111257}{111278}What about mine?
{111284}{111307}Sweet.
{111313}{111368}I know they're sweet, but dude what does mine say?
{111374}{111396}Dude!
{111402}{111416}What about mine?
{111422}{111469}Sweet.
{111538}{111589}Hit it!
{111768}{111834}I can you sexy.
{111840}{111936}How did he pop on up like this?
{111960}{112061}This isn't fair. They're booting us
{112182}{112232}Sweet!|Dude!
{112238}{112266}I am fun loving. I like charades.
{112272}{112290}Shut up!
{112296}{112377}Go ahead and laugh.
{112799}{112868}Zoltan.
{113087}{113105}That's keeper
{113111}{113201}Fingers crossed. I'm out
{113231}{113263}I got it.
{113269}{113345}You wanna piece of this?
{113351}{113369}Dude!
{113375}{113392}Sweet!
{113398}{113426}And then?
{113432}{113464}and then we went and leased
{113470}{113498}and then?
{113504}{113536}got those sweet jumpsuits we....
{113542}{113560}and then?
{113566}{113636}then we went... oh man.... i'm losing it
{113642}{113680}i am fun loving, without my clothes
{113686}{113782}the PHOTOMIC INS.... the great thing... dummy!
{113806}{113816}Dude!
{113822}{113884}Sweet!
{113998}{114044}Shall we cut?
{114050}{114136}We've got to cut. I mean we'd have to.
{114142}{114184}This dudes have to cut it.
{114190}{114256}Cut.
{114262}{114337}Punkass kids!
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