{8109}{8154}Hello? {8156}{8248}Ming!|Turn that stinking music down! {8250}{8289}Oh, it's you! {8291}{8367}Where's my painting? I want my painting. {8382}{8475}In the mail? Well, that's original! {8488}{8585}I have to say, I'm astonished|that you could do it! {8587}{8681}The climb! All that schlepping|at your tender age! {8683}{8770}Anyway, bad news.|The price for the goggles went up. {8772}{8861}The Rembrandt's|not gonna cover my expenses. {8892}{8992}Under the circumstances,|40 million would be a bargain. {8994}{9144}I don't care how you get it.|Just make sure that you get it fast. {9146}{9226}Tick-tock... tick-tock. {9541}{9592}- Morning, Mr Cruz.|- Morning. {9876}{10030}First you insure the art, only to watch it|get clipped a month after the client buys it. {10032}{10105}Well, it could become|part of our ad campaign. {10107}{10246}I'll remember that when I go upstairs to hear|about my new position in the Toledo office. {10255}{10321}I called you at 4.30 this morning. {10345}{10394}I was home in bed. {10396}{10454}- You didn't pick up.|- I didn't wanna pick up. {10456}{10506}You had company. {10524}{10596}- He came in the window.|- How romantic. {10601}{10657}I think that's how he got in. {10659}{10767}This was 70 storeys up with smart-glass|windows at 400 pounds a pop. {10769}{10823}He rigged something. {10874}{10924}And I think it was... {10957}{11044}- ..telescoping bolts.|- And you know this how? {11059}{11109}Excuse me. {11202}{11298}- You're showing off again.|- Let a thousand flowers bloom. {11300}{11358}- Chairman Mao.|- You got it. {11392}{11457}He left the window open when he came in. {11459}{11512}The draught blew over the flowers. {11514}{11597}I'll bet the bolts on that window|have fresh scratches. {11599}{11655}- And who do we like for this?|- Guess. {11657}{11696}Oh, gee. I wonder. {11733}{11783}Indulge me. {11798}{11846}Indulge you? {11867}{11947}- Bob, may l?|- Oh, yeah, sure. Go ahead. {12008}{12097}Four weeks ago, when our client|bought the Rembrandt. {12099}{12157}- See anyone we know?|- No. {12161}{12226}No, and neither did anyone else. {12350}{12399}Now look again. {12401}{12485}You think he marked the buyer|at the auction house. {12487}{12550}- Right.|- Good work, Bob. {12553}{12692}- And let's not forget the calling card.|- Elvis has not left the building. {12721}{12768}This is classic Mac, Hector. {12770}{12895}In the five years I've known you, you've liked|MacDougal for halfthe cases we've worked. {12897}{12973}- He's the best.|- He's also 60 years old. {12975}{13092}He ain't Spiderman any more. He's a rich guy.|He doesn't have to steal a Rembrandt. {13094}{13149}You think he steals because he has to? {13173}{13223}Keep working. {13724}{13771}So you get in here at 7am, {13773}{13894}you work until 10, eat lunch alone,|you have no friends at the office... {13896}{13996}- Wow, you've been paying attention.|- I'm worried about you. {14019}{14124}Maybe I like being alone.|Maybe I'm getting over someone. {14126}{14249}Well, they say nothing gets you over|the last one like the next one. {14251}{14341}Is this your way of asking me out,|Hector? Huh? {14343}{14417}Well, um... not ifyou're gonna say no. {14491}{14535}You may be right. {14596}{14695}- He was here this week.|- He flew back to London this morning? {14697}{14801}It might be worth sending someone|over there, see what he's up to. {14853}{14899}- I know this guy.|- Do you? {14901}{14917}Sure! {14919}{15027}Some years back, when I was at the Bureau,|we sent two guys after him. {15029}{15104}I know, I know. They disappeared.|I know the story. {15106}{15188}- And these were both good agents.|- They were both men. {15190}{15251}What do you have in mind for bait? {15363}{15446}- The one thing I know he wants.|- Why not the Mona Lisa? {15448}{15498}Our guy likes a challenge. {15526}{15565}Come on. {15586}{15633}I want this back. {16259}{16309}Thank you, sir. {19159}{19196}God! {19311}{19355}Shit! {19899}{19929}Rule number one: {19931}{20019}Never carry a gun, or you|might be tempted to use it. {20021}{20083}- Why are you here?|- To ask some questions. {20085}{20171}If I don't like your answers,|you're going out the window. {20173}{20275}- Why are you following me?|- I've got a proposition for you. {20277}{20383}- How do I know that you're not a cop?|- You'll just have to trust me. {20385}{20451}Rule number two:|Never trust a naked woman. {20453}{20547}I had nothing to sleep in.|Somebody stole my luggage. {20549}{20598}Really? I'm shocked. {20600}{20679}It's amazing what gets stolen|these days. Your bags... {20681}{20713}That Rembrandt. {20746}{20793}Indeed. That Rembrandt. {20826}{20906}- And this is your proposition?|- Yep. {20908}{20998}- I don't think it's for sale.|- It's not. I'm gonna steal it. {21000}{21091}From Bedford Palace?|It's rather well guarded. {21093}{21217}By its own random-access security code,|changed daily, to which I have the key. {21219}{21289}- Well, good for you.|- But I need your help. {21291}{21336}I can't get in and out. {21338}{21423}I've already got a buyer|who'll give me 40 million for it. {21425}{21500}I have no reason to believe|a word you've told me. {21502}{21594}- But you want to.|- Why is that? {21630}{21682}Because you want the mask. {21770}{21831}First we try, then we trust. {21833}{21869}Meaning what? {21871}{21949}Meet me outside the hotel, 9am.|Preferably dressed. {21951}{22062}- How do I know you'll be there?|- Oh, I'll be there. And I'm never late. {22064}{22118}- Not ever?|- Never. {22120}{22202}If I'm late... it's because I'm dead. {22204}{22249}Whose hotel? Yours or mine? {22299}{22358}Mac? {22380}{22429}Mac? {22776}{22825}Ah, here we are. {22827}{22892}You go straight in there and ask for Haas. {22894}{22931}- Haas?|- Lovely fella. {22933}{22961}Very low-key. {22963}{23075}You tell him you want to buy a Qing vase.|The price is £200,000, {23077}{23147}- which, of course, you won't pay.|- Why not? {23149}{23239}Because you're going to steal it.|You are a thief, aren't you? {23269}{23414}Take this card, which is fake.|As he turns to swipe it, you swipe the vase. {23433}{23471}OK. {23477}{23526}Enjoy. I'll be waiting. {23528}{23578}- Ooh!|- Sorry! {23991}{24062}- Hello!|- Hi. {24093}{24182}- I'm here for the Qing vase.|- I don't know you. {24184}{24244}We've never met before. Mac sent me. {24284}{24363}- Where's the money?|- Where's the vase? {24668}{24776}- OK, show me the real one.|- No, trust me, babe. {24778}{24872}This is better than a real one. 200,000. {24926}{24990}- What's that?|- It's a credit card. {24992}{25042}Yeah. And? {25044}{25086}I need the miles. {25119}{25210}What exactly... do you think this is? {25212}{25315}- Harrods?|- No, I've never seen rats at Harrods. {25317}{25388}You like ajoke, don't you? {25391}{25416}Sure. {25436}{25472}How funny is this? {25571}{25654}I'm sorry.|I made a terrible mistake about the vase. {25656}{25683}Too right. {25836}{25886}Uh, yeah, I did. {26382}{26495}Time's running out.|You can still escape ifyou're quick. {26497}{26546}Now listen. {26548}{26587}- Where's the vase?|- I broke it. {26589}{26633}- What!|- I'm sorry... {26969}{27004}Oh, God! {27021}{27061}God bless! {27085}{27149}The man had a knife.|What was I supposed to do? {27151}{27266}- You were supposed to get the damn vase!|- It was a cheap Victorian knockoff! {27390}{27456}You missed the point ofthe entire exercise. {27478}{27528}No, I didn't. {27551}{27591}Oh. Good. {27593}{27639}Good girl! {27641}{27686}- Give it to me.|- What is it? {27688}{27733}Give it to me! {27735}{27767}What is it?! {27769}{27812}Bedford Palace. {27814}{27906}The complete plans,|security system, soup to nuts. {28294}{28367}Man, look what you've done|to this beautiful car! {28369}{28447}Yeah, thank God it's not mine.|Here, some clothes. {28449}{28567}- Where are we going? These are my clothes!|- Yes, you have some nice things. {28569}{28678}- It was you? You stole my luggage?|- I'm a thief. So sue me. {28691}{28763}- And where are we going?|- Up. {28813}{28936}- Mac, where is my suitcase?|- It's with hotel security. {28946}{28996}With what?! {29033}{29069}Why? {29071}{29154}Well, there was a robbery yesterday|at Cryptonic. {29156}{29288}And someone stole five prototype superchips|worth $4 million each. {29290}{29383}And one ofthese chips|is inside your suitcase. {29385}{29442}- With hotel security.|- Yes. {29444}{29574}And one anonymous phone call,|from me, plus the photos... {29576}{29639}- What photos?|- Oh, yes. {29660}{29694}These. {29742}{29792}Who took...? {29894}{29935}Hey! {29937}{30005}- This is entrapment!|- What? {30007}{30115}- This is called entrapment!|- Actually, it's called blackmail. {30132}{30168}Entrapment... {30170}{30255}is what cops do to thieves. {30281}{30322}You coming? {30789}{30836}Almost there. {31626}{31687}No lock? No security? {31690}{31757}You're not casing the joint already, are you? {31759}{31809}This way. {31846}{31896}Oh, wow! {31923}{31974}Shall we? {32171}{32215}Oh, my God. {32390}{32467}- This is quite a collection.|- Thank you. {32484}{32538}Only contemporary art? {32540}{32637}- You sound surprised.|- No, it's just not what I expected. {32639}{32708}Where are the suits of armour|and crossed swords? {32710}{32774}Up in the attic. Whiskey? {32776}{32826}Sure. I'd love one. {32861}{32897}Wow! {32946}{33004}Is all this paid for? {33006}{33086}- With blood. Cheers.|- To the mask. {33184}{33285}- I'll show you to your room.|- Who else do you bring here? {33307}{33336}No-one. {33359}{33408}- That's sad.|- Why? {33410}{33504}Well, to have something like this|and not share it with anyone. {33506}{33614}I don't need to share it with anyone.|Most people buy art to show it off. {33616}{33669}I collect art for me. {33671}{33721}Your room's this way. {33849}{33899}Good night, then. {33907}{33989}- But it's still early.|- Yes, we have an early start. {33991}{34041}But I'm not tired! {34051}{34106}Where do you sleep? {34186}{34218}Why? {34244}{34295}Just in case I need anything. {34369}{34440}- May I ask you something?|- Sure. {34443}{34582}Has there ever been anyone you couldn't|manipulate, beguile, or seduce? {34613}{34638}No. {34692}{34752}Why, do I make you uneasy, Mac? {34780}{34839}No. No, not at all. {34858}{35021}In fact, I think now might be a good time|for you and I to, uh... discuss something. {35030}{35105}Well, what do you have in mind? {35120}{35163}The rules. {35165}{35210}Oh! OK. {35223}{35326}In order for there to be|complete trust between thieves, {35328}{35396}there can be nothing personal. {35494}{35573}A job is ajob. You do your part, I do mine. {35589}{35685}If one of us thinks about something|other than the task at hand, {35687}{35784}we'll either both get caught,|or both get dead. {35851}{35904}Good night again. {36288}{36329}No... {36331}{36395}Nope. No... {36418}{36481}No. No. {36492}{36521}Nope. {36528}{36594}- That's the way in.|- That's the lake. {36596}{36734}Yes, I know it's the lake, dear. The first duke|dug a tunnel as a back door for his mistress. {36736}{36804}100 years later, they flooded the place. {36806}{36856}OK, so we go underwater. {36866}{36994}I go underwater. I steal the mask.|You get a finder's fee of 10%%%. {36996}{37080}But I have the code to the mask case, dear. {37082}{37146}Which you're now going to give to me. {37184}{37219}No! {37286}{37380}- Have you been wasting my time?|- Have you been wasting mine? {37526}{37590}I'll arrange your return to London. {37663}{37718}I'm not who you think I am, Mac. {37720}{37775}I hope not, for your sake. {37810}{37859}I'm a thief. {37861}{37930}So you keep telling me. {37969}{38025}I stole the Rembrandt. {38056}{38178}- Mac, I stole the Rembrandt!|- And I painted the Sistine Chapel! {38194}{38248}Come on! Ask me how I did it! {38250}{38315}- How did you do it?|- I came in from the roof. {38317}{38426}I dropped 20 floors down|on a McNeal Descender. {38441}{38511}- You must be a hell of a climber.|- I am. {38581}{38621}Mm? {38675}{38734}I am a hell of a climber! {38773}{38910}I am... one... hell of a climber. {38912}{38971}But how did you get it out ofthere? {38996}{39036}Now that... {39063}{39107}is the most... {39109}{39153}beautiful part! {39263}{39298}- I mailed it.|- No! {39313}{39393}I put it down their own mail chute. {39421}{39487}Simple... {39515}{39576}effective... safe. {39579}{39620}That's very clever. {39622}{39705}Nope. Not clever. {39823}{39879}It was perfect! {39898}{39961}Absolutely unbelievable! {40036}{40120}You're right. It is beautiful. {40146}{40265}Did you know that Rembrandt lived|with his parents well into his forties? {40283}{40365}But of course you'd know that.|You're perfect. {40426}{40463}How did you get that? {40465}{40558}Why rob the penthouse... when|the mailroom's on the ground floor? {40607}{40656}How did you know I took it? {40658}{40783}There's only a handful of people|who can make the equipment you used. {40785}{40825}And I know all ofthem. {40827}{40908}- Someone was expecting that.|- Obviously. {40910}{40995}- Mr Conrad Greene of Kuala Lumpur.|- Oh, God...! {40997}{41144}What was it? A down payment?|A service this Mr Greene is providing? {41146}{41201}Yeah, something like that. {41250}{41375}What could you possibly|want to steal in Malaysia? {41378}{41438}- Hm?|- A hundred million dollars. {41497}{41546}What's the job? {41548}{41618}Like the wise man said: {41701}{41776}First we try, then we trust. {42146}{42181}Ah, good morning. {42183}{42289}Wanna tell me why my Jaguar looks like|you drove it off a fuckin' cliff? {42291}{42352}Thibadeaux, I'm awfully sorry. {42355}{42478}- You owe me 140 G's.|- How about a $40 million Chinese mask? {42480}{42569}Is it turbocharged with a six-CD changer? {42603}{42653}Did you get everything I need? {42657}{42779}- When we done, you buyin' me a new car.|- Agreed. Did you get the small pneumatics? {42781}{42886}Yeah, I got the small pneumatics.|You gotta be a damn elfto use 'em. {42888}{42933}- The det cord?|- It's in the van. {42935}{43077}That's some nasty shit. Don't mix it with|nothing else or you'll be all over the floor. {43146}{43249}- What the hell's this?|- IR thermo-camera, what you asked for. {43251}{43395}- I specifically said no liquid-plasma screen.|- That was specifically all I could get. {43397}{43466}How can I do this without the right tools? {43468}{43586}Gimme a break, man.|You think I go to K-Mart and get this shit? {43588}{43663}Figure out something. You always do. {43669}{43775}- Where's the honey?|- In the loch, training. {43794}{43885}I told her I swim for an hour every day,|so she'll do it for two. {43986}{44064}So, when is it we do the dirty? {44066}{44139}Maybe we should wait a bit. {44186}{44244}She's got a biggerjob after this one. {44246}{44303}This is big enough, man. {44323}{44380}It's never big enough. {44407}{44521}- You are keepin' this strictly business, right?|- Strictly. {44582}{44651}Have you ever bought a woman's dress? {44688}{44750}It's for the job. For her. {44758}{44808}I don't know her size. {44815}{44905}Well, I'd say she's probably a six, but {44907}{44963}she'd look real fine in a four. {44965}{45117}I had this girl, Tina. She said the dress made|the woman. I say the woman makes the dress. {45119}{45169}That's a lovely story. {45176}{45229}But could you get the dress? {45231}{45291}Mac, you're too old for this shit. {45364}{45434}This mask thing better be worth it. {45436}{45487}Oh, it is. {45489}{45548}It better be worth it for me. {46781}{46845}Our gear has arrived. {46875}{46907}Who brought it? {46941}{46978}Delivery man. {46980}{47138}- You order this stufffrom a catalogue?|- No, I order it from someone I trust implicitly. {47140}{47213}There's lots more, ifyou're not too tired. {47615}{47691}Left a bit. Left a bit. What is it? {47693}{47758}- It's 15.|- Good. Now... {47801}{47889}Straight back, straight back.|Go on, take it out. Back. {47891}{48013}There you go. There.|Yeah, straight back now. Keep it taut. Taut! {48015}{48079}There. That's it. Ah, finally! {48081}{48115}Good. Well done. {48436}{48468}Three... {48479}{48507}two... {48509}{48536}one. {48617}{48688}- Five decibels.|- Still too loud. {48778}{48811}Set? {48832}{48882}- One and...|- Bang. {48884}{48935}- Two and...|- Bang. {48949}{48987}- Three and...|- Bang. {48989}{49041}Four and... {49043}{49091}Oh, yeah. Bang. {49098}{49214}- The bangs must be with the clock's chimes!|- OK, I forgot, I forgot! {49216}{49249}Again. {49251}{49355}Knees together. Down, down, tuck. {49357}{49442}I'll watch the mask.|You keep your mind on your movement. {49444}{49472}Reach! {49474}{49560}No, no, no! These are the lasers! Hm? {49562}{49676}I am your eyes. So you keep yours closed,|because you can't see. {49678}{49771}But I'll be watching|every move on our screen. {49784}{49879}Come on, move! You have three minutes|till the guard gets here! {49911}{49953}Up... Good! {49975}{50025}Better. Left leg. Left! {50035}{50085}There you... {50116}{50145}I need a break! {50147}{50223}You'll get a break... when you get it right! {50236}{50263}Number one! {50301}{50333}Two and... {50335}{50364}- Bang.|- Three and... {50366}{50401}- Bang.|- Four and... {50403}{50476}- Bang.|- Five and... inflate! {50576}{50654}Well, what's this?|It's supposed to be one second! {50656}{50761}- You're supposed to open the valve full!|- I did open it full! Look, it's open! {50763}{50842}All right, very well! I'll rectify it later. Hm? {50844}{50876}Six. {50891}{50961}Lever. Seven. Drop. {50969}{51021}- Eight.|- Deflate. {51035}{51071}Well done! {51084}{51196}I did open it full, OK?|You can go over there and check. {51326}{51371}Come on! {51494}{51550}Here... {51552}{51617}This is where I'm gonna enter into them. {51619}{51711}Then I'll come up through the first beam.|The hardest part. {51713}{51786}I'm just gonna... You see? Right here. {51816}{51928}Once I get under the first beam, I'll be fine.|So don't worry about me, OK? {51930}{52060}Once I have this on the computer, I can|visualise it. I can do this blindfolded now. {52062}{52087}Really? {52244}{52328}- Is this absolutely necessary?|- Yes. {52342}{52457}- Because you won't be able to see them...|- And you will. Right. {52459}{52509}Trust me. {55721}{55763}We're ready! {55765}{55822}I'll tell you when we're ready. {55824}{55916}You forgot the damn pressure switch,|didn't you? {55946}{56015}Jesus! You just can't help it, can you? {56017}{56131}- Help what?|- Being such a nasty son of a bitch. {56133}{56204}This is how it has to be. {56215}{56307}- But ifyou can't deal with it...|- Hey, Mac? Bullshit! {56340}{56430}You know what?|I think you're just afraid to be nice to me! {56726}{56776}Bastard! {56929}{56984}Merry Christmas! {57009}{57094}- For me?|- Well, it's certainly not for me. {57103}{57153}Open it. {57266}{57396}I thought you were probably a six,|but would look very nice as a four. {57551}{57589}It's beautiful. {57591}{57631}But? {57681}{57775}Believe it or not,|no-one's ever bought me a dress before. {57778}{57836}Well, it comes out ofyour share. {57957}{58007}I didn't get you anything. {58044}{58117}- Not necessary.|- No, no. I want to. {58150}{58194}I won't be long. {58196}{58243}I'll be waiting! {58721}{58771}Waverly lnsurance. {58773}{58892}Hi, this is Virginia Baker.|Hector Cruz on a secure line, please. {58957}{59055}Didn't I say something about|checking in every day? {59057}{59151}I'm sorry, Hector, butl can't|just pick up my cellphone here. {59154}{59295}- I've been worried about you. Where are you?|- I'm staying with Mac, at his castle. {59297}{59492}- Spare me the details. Didhe take the bait?|- Yeah, big time. Andhe's got the Rembrandt. {59494}{59564}Well...! Tilt bingo jackpot! {59566}{59610}You wanna pick him up now? {59612}{59735}- We've gothim forpossession, conspiracy...|- But I can catch him with his hand in the till. {59737}{59826}- Grandlarceny, 25years to life.|- You thinkyou're up to that? {59828}{59914}- Hector, lknowso.|- So give me the how and the when. {59916}{60018}- Look, I'll callyou as soon as lknow, OK?|- Is that a promise? {60020}{60152}- Course it's a promise. Look, I gotta go.|- OK,just waita second. I wanted to... {60174}{60224}Hello? {60547}{60592}Mac! {60701}{60740}Mac? {60822}{60867}Mac? {60888}{60933}Mac? {61780}{61825}Mac? {62601}{62685}- Did you find what you were looking for?|- Ohh! {62687}{62769}- God, you scared me!|- You know what they say about fear. {62771}{62873}- The only remedy's to cut offthe head.|- Really? {62888}{62951}Beautiful view, isn't it? {62953}{63032}It helps me to see things more clearly. {63086}{63196}You know, I never come up here|without dropping something off. {63311}{63353}Go ahead, then. {63487}{63549}We leave in two hours. {63903}{63928}Gin! {64219}{64265}Well? {64336}{64366}Well. {64468}{64550}You're the most beautiful crook|I've ever seen. {64552}{64627}Why, thank you, kind sir. {64676}{64740}So I'll recognise you. {64742}{64830}I wouldn't wanna go home|with the wrong man now, would l? {64832}{64884}It is a masked ball. {64923}{65001}We all go as someone else. {66484}{66561}Ten-thirty in... three... {66566}{66592}two... {66594}{66651}one. Now. {66691}{66773}We should pay our respects|to the guest of honour. {66775}{66825}Shall we? {66980}{67053}One, two, three, four, five. {67055}{67105}And... north. {67113}{67193}One, two, three. {67195}{67244}Dum-de-dum, dum-de-dum. {67246}{67301}Oh, here we are. {67326}{67365}Oh! {71319}{71369}- 15 seconds.|- Going hot. {71648}{71684}Seven... six... {71686}{71716}five... {71719}{71743}four... {71745}{71802}three... two... {71804}{71872}one. And one. {71965}{71985}And two. {72036}{72066}And three. {72125}{72179}And four. {72185}{72247}And five. {72279}{72327}Six. {72332}{72378}And seven. {72384}{72436}And eight. {72438}{72471}- More air.|- Nine. {72523}{72566}- More.|- Ten. {72568}{72601}More! {72609}{72670}- Eleven. It's too loud!|- More! {73721}{73759}OK. {74584}{74613}Up. {75439}{75521}Good. You've got three minutes on the guard. {75696}{75771}Balance. One point. {75784}{75834}Now lift. {75984}{76053}Two minutes on the guard. {76271}{76310}Lift. {76312}{76394}Extend. Now turn. {76721}{76760}Up a little more. {76830}{76877}Now bend the knee. {77281}{77335}75 seconds. {77794}{77827}Freeze. {77829}{77890}You're blocking the beam. I can't see it. {77892}{77956}Got it covered. {78166}{78205}Clever girl. {78632}{78726}Now, remember the damn pressure switch! {79449}{79474}Good girl. {79592}{79640}35 seconds. {79734}{79851}Preparing pressure switch|neutralisation device. {80196}{80255}Now get out ofthere - fast! {81046}{81101}Unbelievable! {81302}{81371}- Let me have the mask.|- Here he is! {81556}{81626}Now this is where we play Truth or Dare. {81628}{81655}What? {81826}{81891}First we start with truth, huh? {81901}{81992}You work for Hector Cruz|at Waverly lnsurance, hm? {82069}{82099}Now, {82121}{82172}I dare you to lie to me. {82174}{82251}- I don't know what you're talking about.|- What! {82336}{82419}The job was a cover!|That's how I got the code. {82421}{82486}No, no, no, you're playing both sides. {82494}{82583}You're gonna sell the mask|to Conrad Greene, then turn me in. {82585}{82655}- No, I need you for the job.|- There is no otherjob! {82657}{82706}There is! It's worth over... {82767}{82836}And don't tell me it's worth a hundred million. {82838}{82957}It's not. It's, it's... You're right, it's not.|It's worth over a billion. {83308}{83371}And that's just your share! {83390}{83440}I'm not lying! {83567}{83635}I can't do this job without you, Mac. {83637}{83713}Please come with me to Kuala Lumpur. {83966}{84027}Can you just decide soon, please? {84161}{84208}Four, three, {84210}{84261}two, one. {84278}{84416}Your time's up. You said you would tell me|what the nextjob is in 24 hours. {84430}{84480}It's a bank. {84531}{84581}And? {84590}{84655}And I didn't say I'd tell you any more. {84686}{84738}Isn't it beautiful here? {85234}{85306}Banks have never really been my thing. {85313}{85394}Think a billion dollars and change your mind. {85401}{85506}- I just don't like surprises.|- Trust me, there won't be any. {85518}{85598}Trust me. There always are surprises. {86023}{86117}I must say, it's, uh... very homey. {86119}{86170}Why, thank you! {86355}{86416}Of course, when I said bank, {86438}{86501}I didn't mean just any bank. {86536}{86580}A room with a view! {86582}{86694}- I give you the world's tallest building.|- And we're going to steal it? {86696}{86784}Home ofthe lnternational Clearance Bank, {86786}{86936}which I'm sure you know controls all big|money transactions in Southeast Asia. {86959}{87036}- Do I have your attention now?|- Undivided. {87038}{87172}Here, the headquarters ofthe lnternational|Clearance Bank in New York. {87174}{87276}Running from there are hackproof,|firewalled, dedicated lines {87278}{87362}to computers in its branch offices|around the world. {87364}{87440}The only access is from|central control in New York {87442}{87539}or from the totally secure computers|in the branch offices. {87541}{87652}In Kuala Lumpur,|only one man has unlimited access. {87654}{87785}Lee Kuan Hong, Chairman ofthe lnternational|Clearance Bank ofKuala Lumpur. {87787}{87923}Vaults are accessed by two things: a key code|and a completely unfakeable retinal scan. {87943}{88008}- Morning, everyone. Nice day, uh?|- Hi. {88064}{88113}Which we're gonna fake. {88126}{88209}Right now, our Chairman,|with a face full ofMace, {88211}{88266}is getting his eyes checked, {88268}{88346}with a little help from|Conrad Greene's guys, {88348}{88388}hopefully. {88411}{88474}- With me so far?|- All the way. {88476}{88596}Now, because ofthe millennium bug,|our friends at lnternational Clearance {88598}{88719}will be running integrity tests,|which they're rehearsing as we speak. {88721}{88839}- Prepare test shutdown for Sydney in...|- Justbefore midnight, local time, {88841}{88931}they'll shut down the mainframe|in each zone for30 seconds. {88933}{89007}- Sydney is shut down.|- Run test program. {89009}{89100}Now we need those 30 seconds|to patch into the mainframe. {89102}{89250}We then need ten seconds of one-on-one time|with the computer, to download... {89252}{89336}- .."the stuff'.|- How do we acquire those ten seconds? {89338}{89369}We steal 'em. {89371}{89513}The transmitterlleftbehindsimply overrides|the signal ofthe atomic clock. So, {89515}{89643}from 11pm tomorrow night their clocks gain|a fraction of a second every minute {89645}{89707}and we gain our ten seconds. {89709}{89791}And what is this "stuff' we are downloading? {90069}{90115}Enya? {90117}{90224}Cunningly disguised in there is a disk|that took me five years to make, {90226}{90310}cooped up in my broom closet|at Waverly lnsurance. {90312}{90427}It tells the ICB computer to transfer|relatively small amounts of money {90429}{90538}from hundreds of corporations all over|Southeast Asia into my account. {90540}{90609}- Our account.|- Yeah, our account. {90624}{90691}Eight billion dollars in total. {90711}{90767}You said one billion. {90769}{90846}I said that was your share. {90848}{90946}What can you do with seven billion|that you can't do with four? {90981}{91031}Hold the record. {91047}{91097}Alone. {91111}{91158}Sounds rather lonely. {91160}{91207}Alone? {91209}{91256}No. Alone is good. {91286}{91346}- You want a beer?|- Thank you. {91376}{91457}- We'll need three weeks to prepare.|- What? {91459}{91556}- Minimum.|- No. It has to be tomorrow night. {91566}{91605}No way. {91607}{91712}You don't understand. It has to be|millennium midnight or it's never. {91714}{91775}Then it's never. It's impossible. {91929}{91980}You... {92061}{92126}OK. Fifty-fifty. {92149}{92174}What? {92214}{92264}You heard. {92325}{92375}It's impossible. {92437}{92487}But doable. {93158}{93288}Ladies and gentlemen, we are|now standing over 700ft above sea level. {93290}{93377}Our skybridge is the longest|and highest in the world. {93379}{93468}It stretches over 300ft to the opposite tower. {93470}{93577}It is supported, as you can see,|by four flexible steel pillars. {93579}{93673}The lights are being hung|for our millennium party tomorrow. {93675}{93812}Over 40,000 light bulbs|will make this truly a sight to remember. {96826}{96959}So, what have we here? We have the goggles|with the chairman's retinal scan. {96961}{97066}And we have the chairman's|access card to the 86th floor {97111}{97140}in the bag. {97142}{97188}Anything else I need to know? {97190}{97297}Confucius, he say:|Don't use cannon to kill mosquito. {97337}{97384}Right! {97386}{97502}Well, now that I've shown you mine,|it's your turn to show me yours. {97504}{97616}- Well, here she is.|- Oh, goody, goody, goody! {97618}{97663}Bring it to Papa. {97665}{97771}Oh! A thing of beauty, huh? Ajoy forever! {97804}{97887}And where's the mask?|I want my mask. Come on! {97904}{97999}Oh! So you're working|with MacDougal on this, huh? {98001}{98028}Yeah. {98030}{98076}Uh-huh. {98160}{98264}I would suggest that you have|a little tête-à-tête with your partner. {98266}{98320}If he's still in the country. {98322}{98417}In the meantime,|I'll hold on to the access card and goggles. {98461}{98567}Conrad, you've gotta believe me.|I had no idea. {98569}{98689}- I swear to God, I'd never do this to you!|- Don't...! Don't pout at me, you little bitch! {98691}{98769}- Come on, Conrad.|- Get out of here! Get out! {98771}{98854}Get out! Just get out! Get outta here! {99014}{99070}Baby, I'm glad to see you! {99089}{99137}I'm calling it off. {99139}{99232}You take this.|I'll get the Rembrandt for you later. {99234}{99337}- What you sayin'?|- She's over her head. It's not happening. {99339}{99435}What about the big, giant, huge job|you were all cute about in Scotland? {99437}{99529}Now you wouldn't be tryin'|to cut a brother out of anything? {99531}{99610}- There's nothing to cut you out of.|- Sit down, Mac. {99612}{99656}Sit down. {99658}{99739}I said, sit the fuck down. {99952}{100083}You know, Mac, I think it's time|to take your girlfriend out ofthe equation... {100085}{100200}- and get down to the you-and-me of it all.|- She's not my girlfriend. {100202}{100358}See, I'm gettin' this little Yoko vibe, like all of|a sudden your girlfriend's the one in control. {100658}{100779}Now, you change partners,|you change the rules. {100781}{100886}And the rules are... Mac does the job. {100888}{100938}I watch Mac's back. {100940}{101013}You don't call off nothin' unless I say so. {101377}{101437}Gin? {101602}{101652}Gin? {101718}{101802}Where is it, you bastard?! I trusted you! {101838}{101921}- You bastard! I trusted you! I trusted you!|- Gin! Hey! Gin! {101923}{101975}Where is it?! {102145}{102189}Why'd you take it? {102212}{102286}Get up! I know you're faking! {103026}{103079}Where'd you go? {103081}{103176}- Why'd you take it?|- I was going to sell it. {103182}{103237}Then why didn't you? {103264}{103355}Because... I... couldn't do it. {103372}{103422}Why not? {103454}{103550}I knew that if I told you to forget this job, {103552}{103608}get the hell outta here, {103623}{103698}you wouldn't do it, would you? {103700}{103739}- Hm?|- No. {103741}{103787}Right. {103931}{104018}- Were you worried about me, Mac?|- Well, yes. {104020}{104101}- Were you?|- I was worried about both of us. {104226}{104285}Don't be. {104307}{104397}Whoops, sorry. Forgot about the rules. {104524}{104585}Have you ever broken 'em, Mac? {104596}{104646}No. {104652}{104731}- Not once?|- No. {104791}{104837}Never? {104843}{104893}Never. {104987}{105052}Alone is... good, eh? {105062}{105112}No. Bullshit. {105114}{105181}I hate alone. Alone sucks. {105184}{105242}- Really?|- Yeah. {105516}{105574}Hey... Gin... {105583}{105616}Gin... {105622}{105662}Gin. {105748}{105798}Mm! Gin! {105800}{105866}- Gin... Gin.|- What! {105997}{106054}My situation is... {106074}{106129}so complicated, {106131}{106191}I can't... {106198}{106248}I can't explain. {106287}{106347}Well, can you try? {106643}{106693}I'm sorry. {107639}{107697}Yeah, I love you, too, guys. {108509}{108570}Hey! What are you doing! Get off me! {108572}{108603}Help! {108827}{108857}Hector...! {108902}{108942}What are you doing here? {108944}{109042}Oh, I read in the newspapers|that the mask thing's gone down. {109044}{109130}I don't hear from my trusty agent,|so naturally I worry. {109162}{109258}I call the hospitals, I call the morgue, {109271}{109342}and, finally, I call the airlines. {109379}{109493}I'm a man badly in need of news here,|Miss Baker. Help me out. {109495}{109625}You want news, Hector? The news is, I don't|appreciate you blowing my cover like this. {109627}{109743}He's planning ajob that's|gonna make the mask look like... {109769}{109902}You don't believe me? Fine.|Then pull me in and pick him up. {109904}{110017}Why would I pull you in when you|seem to be getting so close to Mac? {110132}{110172}Oh, jeez! {110179}{110251}- This was business, Hector!|- Business... {110253}{110337}Are you sure there's nothing else|you wanna tell me? {110339}{110466}Look, give me until tomorrow.|I promise you, you'll have it all. {110529}{110579}Can I go back to work now? {110735}{110785}Don't lose her. {110897}{111021}Guess she didn't appreciate my pictures.|Did I tell you, or did I tell you? {111023}{111125}- She's screwin' you both, man.|- She says it's business. I believe her. {111127}{111234}Yeah, she's probably on her way to Mr Mac|right now to do a little "business". {111236}{111341}Don't do that. You do not do that!|You do not speak like that! You do not! {111343}{111450}Hector, baby! There ain't no need|to get all up and hard, my man! {111453}{111539}Now I said I'd make this trip|worth your while. {111542}{111597}You better be right. {111639}{111724}All you gotta do is listen to old Thibadeaux. {112019}{112101}I've never felt so underdressed in all my life. {112109}{112159}Synchronise {112177}{112222}now. {112230}{112300}OK. The dish should be coming on-line. {112302}{112400}Every minute, from now to midnight,|we steal a tenth of a second {112402}{112502}from our friends|at the lnternational Clearance Bank. {112572}{112627}They're still there. {112654}{112724}So, uh, be careful, OK? {112799}{112836}Wait. {113060}{113137}- Gin...|- No, don't... Don't say a word. {113892}{113937}Shoot! {113979}{114047}Hey, have you seen a guy in blue overalls? {114049}{114149}Four to Base. No, I'm sorry, sir, I lost him. {114158}{114277}I don't know. Just somewhere|between the stairs and the truck. Yeah. {114727}{114770}Ma'am. {115304}{115446}Boys, this is Chief lnspector Yeng San, and|Mr Cruz from Waverly lnsurance, New York. {115448}{115527}They have a special interest|in some guests tonight. {116439}{116489}Elevator. One minute. {116561}{116617}This one's not working. {116622}{116672}I'd use that one. {117002}{117077}Do try to put a smile on your face, dear. {117109}{117208}So, this is your international art thief,|Mr Cruz? {117210}{117291}He doesn't look very dangerous, does he? {117379}{117410}Not yet. {117570}{117616}OK. {117618}{117645}And now... {117738}{117782}Now time stands still. {117820}{117863}Hopefully. {118072}{118111}Excuse me. {118113}{118209}- Did you see where they went?|- 70th floor, sir. {118211}{118311}- Watching the fireworks, probably.|- Do you have cameras up there? {118313}{118364}- Of course.|- Would you mind? {118722}{118805}- I can't find them, sir.|- What do you mean? {118807}{118867}Sir, l... I just can't find them. {118869}{118935}There are 2,000 cameras in this building!|Find them! {118937}{119076}Listen, I don't mean to intrude,|but these people are very, very smart. {119078}{119189}If they've disappeared, it's because they|mean to. Is there any art in this building? {119191}{119221}Some. {119223}{119342}- And the Bank Clearance House?|- Nothing but a big computer. {119379}{119439}Something doesn't smell right. {119441}{119579}Well, Mr Cruz, on the say-so ofyou|and your friends in the FBl, {119581}{119710}I have a lot of men on standby here.|What would smell right to you? {119782}{119833}I think you should pick them up. {120357}{120399}Sonic pulse. {120401}{120443}Five milliseconds. {120668}{120750}- Now, put your feet down...|- Between the pulses, I know. {120752}{120805}Now... three, {120807}{120874}two, one. {120893}{120920}And... {120945}{120994}Two. {121000}{121046}Three. {121051}{121102}Four. {121104}{121138}Five! {121149}{121181}Six. {121194}{121227}Seven. {121235}{121267}Eight. {121288}{121352}Nine... ten. {121367}{121396}Eleven. {121403}{121437}Twelve. {121493}{121543}Fingerprint brush. {121672}{121718}Kill... mosquito... {121720}{121802}- Cannon...|- Don't use a cannon to kill a mosquito. {121804}{121865}- Confucius.|- You are good. {122458}{122532}This is it? Whatever happened to money? {122534}{122610}- Gimme the goggles.|- Stuffyou can get your hands on. {122664}{122714}Oh, God! {122725}{122844}This is why I don't do banks now. There used|to be bars of gold, safety-deposit boxes... {122846}{122921}I mean, where's the good old-fashioned loot? {123003}{123057}The loot, my dear, {123092}{123142}is right in there. {123325}{123372}20 seconds. {123923}{123981}Prepare to go off-line in KL in {123983}{124066}- five, four, three,|- This is for real, people. {124068}{124121}two, one, go. {124295}{124401}- They're ten seconds early.|- Why are Americans always in a hurry? {124596}{124645}- Ten seconds in.|- FDZ complete. {124647}{124668}Clear. {124670}{124720}Approaching... fifteen. {124722}{124759}Clear. {124761}{124793}- Here we go!|- Clear! {124795}{124842}- All clear.|- Ten seconds. {124952}{125048}- Five, four, three,|- Three seconds, people. {125050}{125092}two, one... {125124}{125154}We're clear. {125156}{125198}Happy New Year, Malaysia! {125200}{125272}- Ten, nine, eight,|- Come on! {125274}{125327}seven, six, {125329}{125392}five, four, three, {125394}{125421}- two,|- Two. {125423}{125472}one! {125514}{125587}- We did it!|- Happy New Year! {125782}{125816}Happy Millennium! {125958}{125997}That was perfect. {126332}{126375}Ah, Gin...! {126430}{126480}The disk! {126537}{126590}- Get me the spanner!|- The what? {126592}{126628}The wrench! {126664}{126725}If they find that disk, we're dead! {126737}{126787}The door! {126941}{126991}I can't stop it, Mac! {127139}{127206}Armed Response Unit, Code Red. {127395}{127452}Leave it! Come on! {128040}{128112}- Elevator five's on the move, sir.|- Who's in it? {128131}{128184}- It's empty.|- No... {128186}{128325}I think they're still in it. Look.|They freeze-framed the camera. See? {128327}{128357}Shut it down. {128432}{128488}There's always a surprise. {128552}{128587}Here. {128673}{128751}Suspects in the vicinity offloor 50. {128753}{128842}OK, Mr Cruz, your friends are rats in a trap. {129145}{129217}- Where to?|- Service elevators. {129464}{129512}Get out! Out! Out! {129630}{129680}Try the stairs. {129898}{129937}Get back! {130062}{130109}Hang on. {130111}{130161}Got a better idea. {130341}{130410}Temper, temper, Mr MacDougal. {130418}{130524}Confirm suspects on floor 50,|heading south away from the gas. {130526}{130670}They'll think we'll try to avoid the gas, so|keep your eyes closed and take a deep breath. {131677}{131727}Get back. {132472}{132515}Here. {132518}{132580}- What's this?|- Plan B pack. {132582}{132655}- For what?|- Ifwe need it, I'll tell you. {132657}{132750}Now, ifwe can get across the vent shaft,|we should be OK. {132752}{132787}Across where? {132829}{132870}There. {133035}{133099}Let's go. {133907}{133960}OK. {134276}{134307}Move it! {134777}{134820}Keep moving! {134837}{134876}Come on! {135166}{135201}Oh, God! {135557}{135595}Gin! Watch out! {136108}{136179}Gin! We're nearly there! Move it! {136202}{136235}Come on! {136766}{136815}Oh, God! {137062}{137117}Next stop, vent shaft. {138168}{138265}Armed police!|Put yourhands above yourhead! {138267}{138393}- Do notmove. Remain where you are.|- SWATteam to the roof. {138395}{138439}SWAT team to the roof. {138441}{138491}Let's go, let's go! {138497}{138540}Move, move, move! {138549}{138647}If you can't feel alive now, you never will. {138692}{138713}Go! {138745}{138810}Control, we have a clean shot. Do we take it? {138812}{138898}- Irepeat, do we take it?|- Negative, Team Leader. Negative. {138900}{138983}Do you copy?|I want these people alive and kicking. {139034}{139094}Go! Get up into the shaft! {139340}{139379}Come on! {139466}{139502}Now... {139523}{139577}- Plan B. Turn around.|- What? {139579}{139618}Turn around. {139684}{139771}This is a mini-chute.|But it only works for the updraft. {139803}{139938}- I'm not going without you. We go together.|- No, no, no, too heavy. We'd drop like stones. {139951}{140002}So when will I see you again? {140004}{140069}Meet me at 6.30am, Pudu train station. {140071}{140149}You'd better be there, OK?|Promise me you'll be there. {140151}{140261}I will be there. I'm never late.|If I'm late, it's because I'm dead. {140263}{140295}Now, {140302}{140336}rip cord. {140461}{140486}Ho! {143521}{143570}My God! Mac! {143572}{143672}Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry. Are you all right? {143705}{143739}So what's wrong? {143741}{143874}Wrong? Nothing's wrong.|Everything is the... way it has to be. {143876}{143920}- What?|- Virginia Baker? {143922}{143995}- Special Agent Aaron Thibadeaux, FBl.|- Come on! {143997}{144096}You're under arrest for grand larceny.|You have the right to remain silent... {144098}{144129}Mac? {144147}{144172}Mac! {144174}{144242}Anything you say can be used|against you in a court of law. {144244}{144327}Thanks, Mac. You got your one minute. {144606}{144651}You're a cop. {144664}{144729}No. Well, not exactly. {144731}{144829}Thibadeaux, believe it or not,|is FBl. And two years ago {144831}{144954}he caught me and, uh, cut a deal.|The deal was that... I had to deliver you. {145002}{145072}They've been onto you for quite a while. {145110}{145181}- And Cruz knew, too?|- No, he's just found out. {145204}{145349}I don't get it. Why didn't you pick me up|before? What were you waiting for? {145366}{145472}Well, at first l, uh... well,|I wanted to see ifyou could do it. {145474}{145516}Bullshit! Come on! {145541}{145607}And I wanted to see if I could do it. {145639}{145689}Weren't we partners? {145702}{145762}I can't believe you'd do this to me. {145764}{145852}Well, you'd better believe it! It's all over. {145854}{145956}I gave them Greene,|the Rembrandt, the mask, {145958}{146027}and the full seven billion. {146058}{146112}What do you mean, seven? {146120}{146207}So you'll just have to make do with one, hm? {146246}{146366}- I thought you said one minute.|- Relax, Hector. He knows what he's doin'. {146368}{146422}Now, plan C. {146432}{146542}In your pocket, you'll find an envelope.|A passport, visa, money. {146555}{146711}Where you go from here is up to you.|And you'll still hold the record... alone. {146713}{146774}Mac! {146785}{146907}- I don't understand. Why are you doing this?|- Well, believe me, {146920}{147002}I was prepared for everything, except you. {147124}{147196}Mac! Time's up! {147212}{147260}Come with me. {147262}{147308}Gin, {147337}{147392}your life, it's all ahead ofyou. {147394}{147464}Mine... this is all I've got. {147466}{147509}No. You've got me. {147566}{147638}You got me. {147736}{147830}Listen carefully. In your other pocket... {147856}{147906}Let's do it. {148042}{148142}- Move and I blow his head off!|- Everybody, just be cool. {148144}{148237}- Nobody move! No-one moves, OK?|- Fellas, put your weapons down. {148239}{148349}- You, too, Hector! I'll kill him ifyou move!|- We'll get her at the next stop. {148372}{148422}Bye, Mac. {148446}{148524}She's headed toward the next station.|Move! Move it! {148526}{148596}- No guns! Get out of here!|- Move it! Move it! {149212}{149339}You know, I don't know|what just went down here, {149341}{149455}but I'm gonna see that you're busted|outta the Bureau for it. {149458}{149551}- It ain't over, Mac.|- I believe you. {149874}{149987}Well, Mac, this looks like|the end of a terrible friendship. {149989}{150051}But you still owe me for today. {150097}{150151}I always pay my debts. {150183}{150310}Four prototype superchips.|Value: five million dollars each. {150526}{150581}Hope she was worth it. {150597}{150647}Oh, she was. {150659}{150717}I'll be seein' you, Mac. {150748}{150798}I don't think so. {150912}{150988}OK, Bob, let the people back on the platform. {150990}{151040}Bring me a damn car. {152755}{152805}How did you do it? {152807}{152919}I jumped trains mid-station.|When the train slowed down, I just... {152921}{152997}- It was perfect.|- Was it now? {153039}{153137}You know what, Mac?|I don't wanna hold the record alone. {153139}{153210}- No?|- I need your help on anotherjob. {153212}{153331}- The Crown Jewels or something?|- No! Come on, too easy! {153333}{153431}I was thinking of... Well...|I know this guy in South Africa. {153433}{153542}Diamonds, diamonds, diamonds! The biggest|diamonds you'll ever see in your life! {153544}{153604}Have I told you how much I love diamonds? {153642}{153694}Mac? {153756}{153806}Mac? {153840}{153902}- Mac!|- What! {153993}{154047}So, what do you think? {154056}{154127}- About what?|- About my idea. {154189}{154239}It's doable. {154327}{154392}- Ohh!|- Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! {161923}{161990}Visiontext subtitles: Claire Bates {162447}{162497}ENGLISH