1 00:02:31,865 --> 00:02:36,825 In spite of all the warnings, she was smoking in bed and fell a sleep. 2 00:02:36,903 --> 00:02:38,336 Bad move! 3 00:02:46,546 --> 00:02:48,605 And the fire begins. 4 00:02:57,457 --> 00:03:00,085 It's show time! 5 00:03:02,963 --> 00:03:06,228 Don't worry, ma'am. I'm here to saveyou! 6 00:03:09,936 --> 00:03:13,497 Keep those people back! This is an emergency! 7 00:03:13,573 --> 00:03:16,508 Don't you dare die on me! 8 00:03:17,611 --> 00:03:20,079 Breathe, damn it, breathe! 9 00:03:22,849 --> 00:03:25,545 She's gonna make it! She's gonna make it! 10 00:03:31,591 --> 00:03:33,024 What the-- 11 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:18,803 Oh, damn! 12 00:04:48,902 --> 00:04:53,464 Though it may be hard to believe that a single biology professor... 13 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:56,100 making in excess of$1 7,500 a year... 14 00:04:56,176 --> 00:05:01,239 could manage to find time to gradeyour first biology research papers, I did. 15 00:05:01,314 --> 00:05:05,148 As you can see, there was a shocking statistical anomaly. 16 00:05:05,218 --> 00:05:07,277 Pretty much all ofyou got A's. 17 00:05:11,825 --> 00:05:16,125 You deserve to congratulateyourselves. I got a good feeling about this group. 18 00:05:16,196 --> 00:05:21,429 And I think that the parade ofA's will continue to the end ofthe semester. 19 00:05:21,501 --> 00:05:23,435 So much for the bell curve, right? 20 00:05:23,503 --> 00:05:25,232 Bell curves suck! 21 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:27,672 Mr. Kane? 22 00:05:27,741 --> 00:05:31,268 Dr. Kane, seems to be a mistake here. 23 00:05:31,344 --> 00:05:34,745 My brother and I each got a C-minus on our reports. 24 00:05:34,814 --> 00:05:36,941 C-minus. Me too. 25 00:05:37,017 --> 00:05:41,010 Allow me to share something with the entire class. 26 00:05:41,087 --> 00:05:46,184 As I was grading papers, I came across two gems, both entitled "Cells Are Bad." 27 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:49,659 And both withjust one paragraph... 28 00:05:49,729 --> 00:05:52,095 which I unfortunately committed to memory. 29 00:05:52,165 --> 00:05:54,133 "Cells are bad. 30 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,294 My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve. 31 00:05:57,370 --> 00:06:01,067 And he has to read the same boring magazine every day. 32 00:06:01,141 --> 00:06:03,200 The end." 33 00:06:05,979 --> 00:06:09,608 You're talking about our papers, aren't you, Dr. Kane? 34 00:06:09,683 --> 00:06:11,776 Yes, I am. 35 00:06:11,851 --> 00:06:13,785 Although my standards are not where they used to be... 36 00:06:13,853 --> 00:06:17,880 I still could not bring myself to put an A on top ofthose beauties. 37 00:06:17,991 --> 00:06:20,459 Hopeyou understand. 38 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,620 - Sure. - Yeah, okay. 39 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:27,791 Let's get back to work at the Periodic Table which is not, as some suppose-- 40 00:06:27,867 --> 00:06:30,028 A meteor? Where? 41 00:06:32,238 --> 00:06:34,934 Route 89-A. 42 00:06:35,008 --> 00:06:36,999 Yeah, I got it. 43 00:06:38,378 --> 00:06:41,575 Rest assured I will be there. Okay. Bye. 44 00:06:46,886 --> 00:06:49,286 How's it look, Professor? 45 00:06:50,623 --> 00:06:53,057 It's tight. 46 00:06:53,126 --> 00:06:57,153 Really tight, Nadine, but not too tight. 47 00:06:57,263 --> 00:06:59,629 You just don't have the points. I'm sorry. 48 00:06:59,699 --> 00:07:02,634 Don't take it too hard. Geology's a tougher subject than people think. 49 00:07:02,702 --> 00:07:05,193 Areyou sure? Couldn'tyou check again? 50 00:07:05,271 --> 00:07:08,206 I really need this credit to get into nursing school. 51 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:12,608 Nursing school? 52 00:07:12,679 --> 00:07:18,015 Wouldn'tyou be more comfortable where people's lives weren't dependent on you? 53 00:07:19,586 --> 00:07:23,386 Actually, what I reallywant to be is Miss Arizona. 54 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:27,688 But my consultant says nursing school will really impress thejudges. 55 00:07:27,794 --> 00:07:31,696 - Makes me look like I help people. - Ready for lunch? 56 00:07:33,733 --> 00:07:36,361 Or haveyou already eaten? 57 00:07:36,436 --> 00:07:40,702 I was concluding a teacher-student conference with Nadine, Ira. 58 00:07:40,774 --> 00:07:45,939 Harry, your dedication toyourjob is an inspiration to us all. 59 00:07:47,313 --> 00:07:51,477 Regrettably, I have a prior lunch engagement with Professor Kane. 60 00:07:51,551 --> 00:07:55,214 We'll talk aboutyour extra credit later, okay? Cheer up. 61 00:07:57,590 --> 00:07:59,558 Let me grab my stuff. 62 00:08:04,831 --> 00:08:06,389 Whereyou taking me? 63 00:08:06,499 --> 00:08:08,433 A meteor hit last night. 64 00:08:08,501 --> 00:08:10,731 Oh, that's what that was. 65 00:08:10,804 --> 00:08:14,262 As the Glen Canyon representative ofthe U.S. Geological Survey... 66 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:16,433 I have been assigned to check it out. 67 00:08:16,509 --> 00:08:21,105 I'm taking you in case I actually have to do something scientific. Then we eat. 68 00:08:21,181 --> 00:08:23,411 You're a representative ofthe U.S.G.S.? 69 00:08:23,483 --> 00:08:25,075 Signed up over the Internet. 70 00:08:26,186 --> 00:08:31,453 Wereyou on some cheerleader site and accidentally linked to the U.S.G.S.? 71 00:08:31,558 --> 00:08:33,355 Something like that. 72 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:33,593 Watch it. Take it easy. That's my baby. 73 00:08:33,593 --> 00:08:35,561 Watch it. Take it easy. That's my baby. 74 00:08:35,628 --> 00:08:38,256 Thereyou go. Easy. 75 00:08:40,033 --> 00:08:42,763 Come on, be careful! 76 00:08:42,836 --> 00:08:45,930 Who's gonna pay me for the damage to my goddamn car? 77 00:08:46,005 --> 00:08:49,168 Son, I told you we don't do that. It's force majeure. 78 00:08:49,242 --> 00:08:53,440 Force majeure, my ass! That car's a classic '73 Buick Rivera. 79 00:08:55,181 --> 00:08:56,648 Who areyou? 80 00:08:56,716 --> 00:09:00,379 Harry Block, United States Geological Survey. 81 00:09:00,453 --> 00:09:02,648 This is my secretary, Ira Kane. 82 00:09:02,755 --> 00:09:06,623 We're here to investigate the meteor. Ifthat's what it is. 83 00:09:06,693 --> 00:09:09,161 Ofcourse it's a damn meteor. It almost blew up my damn car. 84 00:09:09,262 --> 00:09:12,163 I'm still fuzzy on whatyou were doing here in the middle ofthe night. 85 00:09:12,232 --> 00:09:13,824 With Betty Lou here. 86 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:17,233 For the thousandth time, I was practicing for my fireman's exam... 87 00:09:17,303 --> 00:09:22,297 which started seven minutes ago, so I'd appreciate ifyou let me go. 88 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:25,242 You and the blonde found the meteor? 89 00:09:25,311 --> 00:09:27,142 Yeah, I found it. 90 00:09:27,213 --> 00:09:30,774 It bounced my car 200 feet in the air. Can I go? 91 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:33,011 Bob, get him out ofhere right now. 92 00:09:36,823 --> 00:09:38,791 Don't leave town. 93 00:09:39,926 --> 00:09:42,793 Sheriff, is this... 94 00:09:44,097 --> 00:09:46,156 the point ofpenetration? 95 00:09:46,232 --> 00:09:49,998 Yeah, it punched through into a cavern 80 feet down. 96 00:09:53,506 --> 00:09:55,098 That's a hole. 97 00:09:57,744 --> 00:10:02,272 Oh, damn it! Next time, you're carrying this case. 98 00:10:02,348 --> 00:10:04,441 You're the U.S.G.S. representative. 99 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:07,042 That responsibility comes with the badge. 100 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,782 Oh, my God! Look at that. 101 00:10:11,824 --> 00:10:15,260 I believe we've located the target. 102 00:10:15,361 --> 00:10:18,728 - Big smile, fellas. - Cheese! 103 00:10:18,798 --> 00:10:21,232 Hold it up now. All right? 104 00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:25,871 It's hot! It's really hot. 105 00:10:25,939 --> 00:10:27,497 I'll hold you up. 106 00:10:28,541 --> 00:10:30,304 More nightstick. 107 00:10:30,376 --> 00:10:32,367 Look at thesejackasses. 108 00:10:36,516 --> 00:10:38,609 At ease, gentlemen. 109 00:10:38,685 --> 00:10:40,380 The Feds are here. 110 00:10:40,453 --> 00:10:42,717 Feds? What Feds? 111 00:10:42,789 --> 00:10:46,156 - Who letyou down here? - Let's not get combative, Lieutenant. 112 00:10:46,259 --> 00:10:50,787 The U.S.G.S. and local law enforcement have a long history ofcooperation. 113 00:10:50,897 --> 00:10:54,492 We're here to get some scientific samples, ifthat's okaywith you guys. 114 00:10:54,567 --> 00:10:56,694 Ah, yeah, sure. 115 00:10:56,769 --> 00:11:01,172 We got all the photographic evidence we need. Carry on. 116 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,674 Thankyou. Keep up the good work. 117 00:11:18,624 --> 00:11:23,425 Just hit last night and it's got stuff growing on it. 118 00:11:24,797 --> 00:11:26,389 Could be cave moss. 119 00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:29,526 Cave moss afterjust a few hours? That's peculiar. 120 00:11:29,602 --> 00:11:32,196 Let's get a sample and get out ofhere. 121 00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:45,149 It's bleeding. 122 00:11:45,218 --> 00:11:48,051 It's a rock that bleeds. 123 00:11:50,156 --> 00:11:53,250 Now that's really peculiar. 124 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,952 Let's bag it. 125 00:12:05,905 --> 00:12:10,467 I don't know ifthis geological society gig is all it's cracked up to be. 126 00:12:10,543 --> 00:12:15,173 Yeah, it pads out my resume, but am I growing as a person? 127 00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:19,241 Am I growing as a Division Three women's volleyball coach? 128 00:12:22,188 --> 00:12:24,986 Areyou gonna do those spectro tests it says to do in the guidebook? 129 00:12:25,091 --> 00:12:28,652 Spectrograph. Yeah, I will do a full spectroscopic analysis. 130 00:12:28,761 --> 00:12:30,729 Your resume will shine. 131 00:12:30,797 --> 00:12:34,028 Good. I got to get to the game. Let me know if you find anything. 132 00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:42,768 Ira? Areyou sureyou can handle this byyour lonesome? 133 00:12:44,343 --> 00:12:46,038 All right, all right. 134 00:13:22,715 --> 00:13:24,410 That's impossible. 135 00:14:03,422 --> 00:14:05,515 Ten base pairs. 136 00:14:09,362 --> 00:14:11,023 No, that can't be. 137 00:14:11,097 --> 00:14:13,395 We need this! 138 00:14:15,368 --> 00:14:17,802 Come on, ladies, look alive! 139 00:14:23,309 --> 00:14:28,303 Tina, when Lisa goes for the spike, you've got to cover the line. 140 00:14:28,381 --> 00:14:31,441 Lisa, two hands! Two hands! 141 00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:34,179 God gaveyou two goddamn hands for a reason! 142 00:14:34,253 --> 00:14:36,244 Big news. The most amazing thing. 143 00:14:36,322 --> 00:14:39,849 The meteor samples are teeming with one-celled organisms. 144 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,018 Their metabolic rates are offthe charts. 145 00:14:42,128 --> 00:14:45,620 They're dividing at an incredible rate. It's practically exponential. 146 00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:48,461 Their DNA has ten base pairs. 147 00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:51,503 Ten base pairs. That's good to know. Thankyou, Ira. 148 00:14:51,571 --> 00:14:55,063 The DNA ofall life on Earth has only four base pairs. 149 00:14:55,141 --> 00:14:56,574 Come on, ladies! 150 00:14:56,642 --> 00:14:58,075 Look alive! 151 00:14:59,645 --> 00:15:04,344 Harry, these are organisms from anotherworld. 152 00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:07,446 They're aliens. 153 00:15:10,690 --> 00:15:14,490 Is the Nobel Prize paid in installments, or in a lump sum like the lottery? 154 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,188 Let's not get ahead ofourselves. Here. My office. 155 00:15:17,296 --> 00:15:21,460 I'm not getting ahead ofmyself. I'm concerned about the tax consequences. 156 00:15:25,805 --> 00:15:28,899 - Why in here? -Just wanted to be cautious. 157 00:15:33,112 --> 00:15:35,307 It's our discovery. 158 00:15:35,381 --> 00:15:37,349 I'm all tingly. 159 00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:50,319 I'm no biologist, but how many cells do single-celled organisms have? 160 00:15:51,564 --> 00:15:56,001 Ifwe're gonna be important scientists, you have to act the part. 161 00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:58,161 Why don'tyou take a look? 162 00:16:13,886 --> 00:16:16,047 There are multi-cellular organisms in there. 163 00:16:17,757 --> 00:16:20,817 - Yes, I know. - But theyweren't there before. 164 00:16:20,926 --> 00:16:23,417 - So they snuck in. - There was no sneaking in. 165 00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:27,360 It's-- No, it's too amazing. 166 00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:31,631 - What? - It's like they're evolving. 167 00:16:31,704 --> 00:16:33,797 They're growing. 168 00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:36,740 They're growing into more complex organisms. 169 00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:39,276 It's evolution. 170 00:16:41,013 --> 00:16:43,777 Nobel, here we come. 171 00:16:45,051 --> 00:16:49,147 Yeah, but it's 200 million years' worth injust a few hours. 172 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:52,723 That's fast. 173 00:16:54,593 --> 00:16:56,561 You have no idea. 174 00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,991 Get ready. 175 00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:02,034 On my signal. 176 00:17:02,101 --> 00:17:03,534 Go! 177 00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:07,469 Recruit, wake up. 178 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,973 Wake up! 179 00:17:09,842 --> 00:17:11,901 Go! Go, go, go! 180 00:17:11,977 --> 00:17:15,174 The hose! This thing here! 181 00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:16,680 Sorry. 182 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,615 - Move it! Move it! - Wayne, go! 183 00:17:19,685 --> 00:17:22,176 Go, go! Come on! 184 00:17:28,728 --> 00:17:30,662 Buddy, these things happen. 185 00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:34,530 There's another test in six months. 186 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,161 Six months? I can't wait six months! 187 00:17:38,237 --> 00:17:41,035 At least you still got the pool gig at the country club, right? 188 00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:43,837 Great. Thanks a lot. 189 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:45,342 Drive careful. 190 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,345 I got it. I got it! 191 00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,474 I do this. 192 00:17:57,923 --> 00:18:00,756 Looks like we got visitors. 193 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:13,303 Class, since this is our first field trip, please obey a few simple rules. 194 00:18:13,372 --> 00:18:14,771 Dirt! 195 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,569 Nice footwear. 196 00:18:16,642 --> 00:18:19,167 It's perfect for spelunking. Don't touch anything. 197 00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:21,907 Don't move anything. Don't even breathe unless we tell you to. 198 00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:24,074 And wearyour protective gloves at all times. 199 00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:27,210 - Why do we have to do this? - Firsthand field experience. 200 00:18:27,286 --> 00:18:29,379 The very meat and potatoes ofgeology. 201 00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:32,117 - Will this be on the final? - Yes! 202 00:18:32,224 --> 00:18:34,454 - Officer, nice to seeyou again. - Professor, what's up? 203 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:38,326 - We came to pick up the rock. - Pick it up? What? 204 00:18:38,397 --> 00:18:39,523 Yeah, we-- 205 00:18:39,598 --> 00:18:43,295 Just orders from the U.S.G.S. Theywant it under controlled conditions. 206 00:18:43,369 --> 00:18:45,234 It's very technical. 207 00:18:45,304 --> 00:18:50,037 Oh, technical stuff. It's technical. Okay, go right ahead. 208 00:18:50,109 --> 00:18:52,543 - We're gonna haul it out ofhere. - Sure, go ahead. 209 00:18:52,611 --> 00:18:55,580 Deke and Danny, rememberwhat we talked about, right? 210 00:18:55,648 --> 00:18:59,345 You are in charge ofthe hoisting. Get the winch up to the hole. Understand? 211 00:18:59,418 --> 00:19:03,752 Fellas, stop nodding andjust stare at me for a second, okay? 212 00:19:03,823 --> 00:19:05,814 Focus. 213 00:19:05,925 --> 00:19:07,893 You understand what I wantyou to do? 214 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,825 - Yeah, we gotyou. - Yeah. 215 00:19:09,895 --> 00:19:11,954 Go do it. 216 00:19:21,907 --> 00:19:25,809 Ira, I'm picking up a heavy creepyvibe here. 217 00:19:25,878 --> 00:19:27,903 A lot has changed. 218 00:19:30,983 --> 00:19:35,420 Class, I know these look like mushrooms, but refrain from eating them. 219 00:19:38,924 --> 00:19:42,018 Oh, it smells disgusting. 220 00:19:42,127 --> 00:19:46,120 Nadine, sometimes science stinks. 221 00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:48,200 It's the game we play, baby. 222 00:19:51,871 --> 00:19:53,998 Rotten egg smell. 223 00:19:54,073 --> 00:19:56,598 - Hydrogen sulfide, right? - Yeah, and ammonia and methane. 224 00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,768 It's like it's converting the atmosphere. 225 00:19:58,844 --> 00:20:02,302 Look at all this rudimentary plant life. It's amazing. 226 00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:09,183 I don't want to get all girly, but I feel something wiggling around my toes. 227 00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:16,156 The ground does seem to be moving. 228 00:20:25,104 --> 00:20:27,231 Whoa! 229 00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:29,536 Flatworms. 230 00:20:29,608 --> 00:20:30,700 Millions! 231 00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:32,835 Yuck! 232 00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:35,846 Oh, God! 233 00:20:37,149 --> 00:20:39,640 Barely 1 8 hours and we already have fatworms. 234 00:20:39,718 --> 00:20:41,913 - Look, look! - Hey, there they are! 235 00:20:41,987 --> 00:20:43,852 - Hi, Dr. Kane. - Hey, Dr. K.! 236 00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:49,293 - Man, I almost went down! - Awesome. 237 00:20:51,897 --> 00:20:54,525 Come here, little buddy. 238 00:20:58,304 --> 00:21:01,000 I'm not gonna hurtyou. 239 00:21:07,012 --> 00:21:09,242 You didn't hurt it. You killed it. 240 00:21:09,315 --> 00:21:11,749 The oxygen must have killed it. 241 00:21:11,817 --> 00:21:14,251 It must need its own atmosphere to live. 242 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,878 Yeah. 243 00:21:15,955 --> 00:21:20,016 Grab a specimenjar. We'll try to scoop some atmosphere in there with them. 244 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,114 Yeah, right. 245 00:21:22,461 --> 00:21:26,693 It took us two billion years to do what they did injust a couple ofdays. 246 00:21:26,765 --> 00:21:30,758 Yeah. Those little germs are the embodiment ofthe American dream. 247 00:21:32,371 --> 00:21:34,703 I'm so sorry to interrupt, Professor Block. 248 00:21:34,773 --> 00:21:38,402 But I was wondering ifI'm correct in assuming that that field trip... 249 00:21:38,477 --> 00:21:41,605 fulfilled any ofmy missing credit requirements. 250 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:45,013 You know, Nadine, you are a very, very smart girl. 251 00:21:45,084 --> 00:21:47,075 But ifyou wouldjust focus-- 252 00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:53,057 Professor... 253 00:21:53,158 --> 00:21:55,718 the little wigglyworm things are breaking. 254 00:21:56,929 --> 00:21:58,396 Look. 255 00:22:02,935 --> 00:22:06,063 He's not breaking. It's splitting. 256 00:22:06,138 --> 00:22:08,504 It's mitosis. That's how they reproduce. 257 00:22:08,574 --> 00:22:09,836 No sex? 258 00:22:10,909 --> 00:22:12,638 No time for sex. 259 00:22:13,646 --> 00:22:14,613 Bummer! 260 00:22:15,414 --> 00:22:17,439 Little guys are splitting again. 261 00:22:17,516 --> 00:22:22,954 Put it away. Look, we call no one, tell no one. This is our secret, right? 262 00:22:23,022 --> 00:22:25,855 What about the government? Isn't this the kind ofthing they get involved in? 263 00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:28,825 No government. I know those people. Absolutely not. 264 00:22:28,894 --> 00:22:31,328 You do? 265 00:22:31,397 --> 00:22:34,560 This is our discovery, and we have to maintain absolute control. 266 00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:38,694 We have to do more research and check our findings. Document everything. 267 00:22:46,712 --> 00:22:48,873 Wayne? 268 00:22:50,315 --> 00:22:51,646 What's this? 269 00:22:52,851 --> 00:22:56,981 That would be an all-cotton towel, sir. I believe it's a Fieldcrest. 270 00:22:57,056 --> 00:23:00,514 It's a damp towel. Why is a damp towel on my chaise? 271 00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:04,254 Okay, let me take care ofthis foryou. 272 00:23:04,363 --> 00:23:09,824 You should, becauseyou're pool manager, and you know what to do about it. 273 00:23:21,547 --> 00:23:24,038 What the hell? 274 00:23:34,593 --> 00:23:36,584 Where did you guys come from? 275 00:23:52,377 --> 00:23:54,504 You're dead now. 276 00:24:07,493 --> 00:24:08,892 Whoa! What the-- 277 00:24:21,673 --> 00:24:23,732 Harry, when Icheckedthesamples thismorning... 278 00:24:23,809 --> 00:24:26,004 Ifoundthree differentsubspecies. 279 00:24:26,078 --> 00:24:29,570 These thingsare evolvingso quickly. 280 00:24:29,648 --> 00:24:33,914 God knows what we'll find when we get back to the-- Whoa! 281 00:24:36,622 --> 00:24:39,614 Please tell me there's an air show today. 282 00:24:43,462 --> 00:24:44,861 Shit! 283 00:24:55,307 --> 00:24:56,706 Can I helpyou? 284 00:24:56,775 --> 00:24:59,710 Yeah. Harry Block, Ira Kane. United States Geological Society. 285 00:24:59,778 --> 00:25:02,747 We're doing some important research. This is our site. 286 00:25:04,449 --> 00:25:06,849 I'm sorry. Not anymore. You're not on the list. 287 00:25:06,919 --> 00:25:10,116 What doyou mean? We come here all the time. 288 00:25:10,189 --> 00:25:12,680 This is not a nightclub. Why don'tyou take it somewhere else? 289 00:25:12,791 --> 00:25:15,259 I know my Constitutional rights! 290 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,622 Harry! 291 00:25:16,695 --> 00:25:20,927 Look, maybeyou can call your superior. We can have a word with him. 292 00:25:24,036 --> 00:25:26,197 I have a Harry Block and Ira Kane claiming-- 293 00:25:26,271 --> 00:25:29,536 Punk. What? 294 00:25:29,608 --> 00:25:31,576 You got to know how to talk to the white man. 295 00:25:31,643 --> 00:25:34,612 - White man gonna get his ass whupped. - Very sensitive. Can't beyelled at. 296 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,478 - Did you say Kane? - Yeah. 297 00:25:37,549 --> 00:25:39,380 - The Ira Kane? - Yeah. 298 00:25:39,451 --> 00:25:43,319 I've been looking forward to this for a long time. You bastard! 299 00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:46,118 Hey, hey, hey! 300 00:25:47,192 --> 00:25:48,659 Get his gun! 301 00:25:48,727 --> 00:25:51,161 Take it easy. They're good. Up! 302 00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:53,892 You're responsible for the worst month ofmy life! 303 00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:57,858 - What the hell was that about? - I don't know. 304 00:25:57,936 --> 00:26:01,667 Drive straight down to the command tent. They're expecting you. 305 00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:03,674 - Go. - Thankyou. 306 00:26:03,742 --> 00:26:06,836 That's the guy that had me in diapers for over a month! 307 00:26:38,110 --> 00:26:41,204 - Men, General Woodman's expecting you. - Russell Woodman? 308 00:26:48,153 --> 00:26:50,087 What an unexpected surprise. 309 00:26:50,155 --> 00:26:52,783 For me too. I didn't realize we were on a hugging basis. 310 00:26:53,692 --> 00:26:56,217 The same old Ira Kane. And you must be-- 311 00:26:56,328 --> 00:27:00,230 Harry Block, this is General Russell Woodman, head of U.S. Army Research. 312 00:27:00,299 --> 00:27:02,494 - General. - Harry. 313 00:27:02,567 --> 00:27:04,728 You two know each other? 314 00:27:04,803 --> 00:27:06,828 Ira used to work for me. Right, Ira? 315 00:27:06,905 --> 00:27:09,396 I worked with you, actually. 316 00:27:09,474 --> 00:27:12,375 You used to work in army research in the Pentagon? 317 00:27:12,444 --> 00:27:13,536 Yeah. 318 00:27:13,612 --> 00:27:15,671 And all this time I thought you werejust a school teacher. 319 00:27:15,747 --> 00:27:18,409 No. How did you find out about this? 320 00:27:18,483 --> 00:27:22,749 You leave the Pentagon, you don't call me, you don't write. 321 00:27:22,821 --> 00:27:24,812 We like to keep tabs on our prodigal sons. 322 00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:27,154 Soyou tapped my phone? 323 00:27:27,259 --> 00:27:29,318 No. We're not the KGB. 324 00:27:29,428 --> 00:27:31,896 Actually, we've been monitoring your computer. 325 00:27:33,665 --> 00:27:35,895 His computer? 326 00:27:35,968 --> 00:27:38,994 All those girls in the photos are over 1 8. 327 00:27:39,071 --> 00:27:41,164 Yes, I'm sure. 328 00:27:41,239 --> 00:27:42,900 - I should've figured. - Yes. 329 00:27:42,975 --> 00:27:46,172 And you should've known better than to try to keep something this big from us. 330 00:27:46,244 --> 00:27:48,644 And the CDC. 331 00:27:48,714 --> 00:27:53,913 Just in time. Ira, this is Allison Reed, senior researcher in epidemiology... 332 00:27:53,986 --> 00:27:55,613 at the CDC. 333 00:27:55,687 --> 00:27:57,314 Nice underwear. 334 00:27:57,389 --> 00:27:59,619 Garter belt? At a day function? 335 00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:02,023 I can do it. Thankyou very much. 336 00:28:02,094 --> 00:28:04,619 I'm okay. Dr. Kane. 337 00:28:04,730 --> 00:28:08,291 I'd heard aboutyour recklessness, butyou are way out ofline. 338 00:28:08,367 --> 00:28:11,200 Doyou realize how dangerous this situation could have become? 339 00:28:11,269 --> 00:28:13,203 It's nice to meetyou too, ma'am. 340 00:28:13,271 --> 00:28:17,765 No need to play the blame game, Allison. No harm, no foul. 341 00:28:17,843 --> 00:28:22,007 We're all very appreciative of Dr. Kane and Mr. Black's discovery. 342 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,843 Block. 343 00:28:23,915 --> 00:28:25,849 Block. I'm sorry. 344 00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:28,647 The confirmation ofthe existence oflife outside this planet-- 345 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,950 Would be the greatest scientific discovery ofour time. 346 00:28:31,023 --> 00:28:32,991 Yes, actually. 347 00:28:33,058 --> 00:28:34,582 Yes, it would. 348 00:28:34,693 --> 00:28:37,890 And you have myword thatyou'll be kept in the loop from this point forward. 349 00:28:37,963 --> 00:28:39,328 You son ofa bitch. 350 00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:42,526 What doyou mean, kept in the loop? General, we are the loop. 351 00:28:42,601 --> 00:28:45,069 We won't cutyou out, but we do need to take control. 352 00:28:45,137 --> 00:28:48,595 We're following protocol. You remember protocol, don'tyou? 353 00:28:48,673 --> 00:28:51,506 Yeah, I got some protocol right here foryou, Russell. Come and get it. 354 00:28:51,576 --> 00:28:56,343 Look, this research must continue under careful government control and scrutiny. 355 00:28:56,415 --> 00:28:58,007 We secured the area. 356 00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:02,247 We're constructing an air lock into the cavern and a field research facility. 357 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,687 So there's not a lot for the science department... 358 00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:09,227 ofGlen Canyon Community College to do here. 359 00:29:09,294 --> 00:29:11,990 Did you catch that condescending tone when he says Glen Canyon Community-- 360 00:29:12,064 --> 00:29:14,191 We are following well-established federal guidelines-- 361 00:29:14,266 --> 00:29:16,894 Ma'am, please. Russell, don't pull this crap. We deserve to be here. 362 00:29:16,968 --> 00:29:19,129 You deserve to be here? 363 00:29:20,372 --> 00:29:25,332 You're lucky anybody's ever letyou near a science laboratory again, Ira. 364 00:29:25,410 --> 00:29:28,743 You're a disgrace, and a dangerous one at that. 365 00:29:31,817 --> 00:29:35,082 Lieutenant, show these men out. 366 00:29:35,153 --> 00:29:37,087 This is horseshit. 367 00:29:38,223 --> 00:29:40,691 It's not over. 368 00:29:40,759 --> 00:29:42,818 You're in for a fight, Russell. 369 00:29:43,895 --> 00:29:46,090 Would you stop following me, please? 370 00:29:46,164 --> 00:29:47,961 Thankyou. 371 00:29:48,033 --> 00:29:50,831 We're not gonna bend over and take this! 372 00:29:50,902 --> 00:29:54,235 Fruit basket for Russell Woodman! 373 00:29:54,306 --> 00:29:56,240 Happy holidays, General! 374 00:29:59,778 --> 00:30:00,870 Cute. 375 00:30:02,447 --> 00:30:06,907 Dr. Kane, areyou asking me to bar the federal government... 376 00:30:06,985 --> 00:30:10,546 from involvement in a discovery as significant as this? 377 00:30:10,622 --> 00:30:13,955 No, no. We're asking you to make sure that the local scientists... 378 00:30:14,059 --> 00:30:17,825 who actually made the discovery continue to play a significant role. 379 00:30:17,896 --> 00:30:20,126 They kept us out for almost two weeks. 380 00:30:20,198 --> 00:30:23,895 We put our lives on the line to find these little guys, Your Majesty. 381 00:30:23,969 --> 00:30:26,665 Wejust want to be there for them as they grow up. 382 00:30:26,738 --> 00:30:31,903 We were the first team at the site and the initial testing was done in our lab. 383 00:30:31,977 --> 00:30:35,913 The facilities at Glen Canyon Community College are ajoke, sir. 384 00:30:37,015 --> 00:30:39,347 Theyweren't ajoke when I went there, General. 385 00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:46,013 Your Honor, ifthe court would allow me to depose Dr. Kane? 386 00:30:46,124 --> 00:30:48,285 Depose me? 387 00:30:48,393 --> 00:30:50,987 We thinkyour past is very relevant, Dr. Kane. 388 00:30:51,096 --> 00:30:54,998 These issues speak directly to his competence as a scientist. 389 00:30:56,067 --> 00:30:59,127 Dr. Kane, you were a top-level researcher... 390 00:30:59,204 --> 00:31:02,435 at USAMRI D from '94 to '97, wereyou not? 391 00:31:02,507 --> 00:31:04,338 Yes, that's correct. 392 00:31:04,409 --> 00:31:09,346 And you were summarily dismissed in the summer of 1 997. Any idea why? 393 00:31:10,582 --> 00:31:13,210 My services were no long required? 394 00:31:13,285 --> 00:31:15,719 Uh-huh. So in your opinion... 395 00:31:15,787 --> 00:31:18,551 your firing had nothing to do with an experimental anthrax vaccine... 396 00:31:18,657 --> 00:31:23,526 you developed and gave to nearly 140,000 U.S. soldiers in May ofthatyear? 397 00:31:24,563 --> 00:31:28,021 I see whereyou're going with this. 398 00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:31,660 It may have been a factor. You'd have to ask theJoint Chiefs ofStaff. 399 00:31:31,736 --> 00:31:34,068 I'll make a note to do that. But for now... 400 00:31:34,139 --> 00:31:38,269 can you tell me what happened to the soldiers that were inoculated? 401 00:31:38,343 --> 00:31:42,143 Well, none ofthem got anthrax, ifthat's whatyou're asking. 402 00:31:43,748 --> 00:31:45,716 What did they get? 403 00:31:45,784 --> 00:31:48,582 As with any new vaccine... 404 00:31:48,653 --> 00:31:51,713 there were certain side effects associated with it. 405 00:31:51,823 --> 00:31:53,415 Could you be more specific? 406 00:31:53,525 --> 00:31:55,891 It was a wide range ofthings. It's very technical. 407 00:31:55,961 --> 00:31:58,156 I'd hate to waste the court's time getting into it. 408 00:31:58,230 --> 00:32:00,960 Humor me. 409 00:32:01,032 --> 00:32:04,331 Some debilitating stomach cramps. 410 00:32:04,402 --> 00:32:06,666 Severe diarrhea. 411 00:32:06,738 --> 00:32:08,831 Memory loss. 412 00:32:08,907 --> 00:32:12,604 Yes, go on. Any more symptoms? 413 00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:18,539 Partial facial paralysis, temporary blindness, drooling... 414 00:32:18,617 --> 00:32:24,249 bleeding gums, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable fatulence. 415 00:32:24,356 --> 00:32:26,119 I think that's it. 416 00:32:27,592 --> 00:32:29,355 One more question. 417 00:32:29,461 --> 00:32:32,897 Doyou happen to remember what the soldiers called this illness, Dr. Kane? 418 00:32:39,604 --> 00:32:41,902 Yeah, they called it the Kane Madness. 419 00:32:47,379 --> 00:32:49,313 Keepyour head up. 420 00:32:50,415 --> 00:32:53,111 You know she wanted to giveyou some, right? 421 00:32:53,184 --> 00:32:55,812 Wereyou even in that courtroom? 422 00:32:55,887 --> 00:32:59,084 Getting barbecued like baby back ribs? It's all foreplay, baby. 423 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,793 Oh, we've been hit. 424 00:33:10,869 --> 00:33:13,565 Forget the foreplay. Wejust got screwed. 425 00:33:18,310 --> 00:33:21,108 - Empty. - This is very, very bad. 426 00:33:21,179 --> 00:33:22,612 Damn it! 427 00:33:26,618 --> 00:33:28,779 I don't care who they are. Stealing is stealing. 428 00:33:31,089 --> 00:33:33,023 Perfect. 429 00:33:38,029 --> 00:33:42,125 They took the rock, the samples, all the little wormy critters. 430 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,829 All the data's gone. TheJ PEG files, the DNA sequences. They cleaned us out. 431 00:33:45,904 --> 00:33:48,668 - I'm calling the cops. - The cops? 432 00:33:48,740 --> 00:33:50,765 They are the cops! 433 00:33:52,877 --> 00:33:54,401 Then what? 434 00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:12,219 Let me askyou, how comeyou get to be a colonel and I'm just a private? 435 00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:13,797 I was a colonel. 436 00:34:13,898 --> 00:34:16,765 And you obviously served your countrywith distinction. 437 00:34:16,835 --> 00:34:21,101 Consideryourselflucky. The penalty for impersonating an officer is prison. 438 00:34:21,172 --> 00:34:24,539 Yeah, maybe for you, white boy. Me, they hang. 439 00:34:25,610 --> 00:34:27,043 Colonels first. 440 00:34:29,381 --> 00:34:32,544 I was at it for 12 hours. 441 00:34:32,617 --> 00:34:35,279 My toes were starting to hurt I was standing so long. 442 00:34:39,557 --> 00:34:40,990 Stop it. 443 00:34:45,497 --> 00:34:48,330 -Just act likeyou belong. - Don't worry, I got this. 444 00:34:49,834 --> 00:34:51,995 - Pick up that butt, soldier. - Sorry, sir. 445 00:34:52,070 --> 00:34:54,300 - And tuck that shirt in. - Yes, sir. 446 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,532 Get the door. 447 00:34:59,611 --> 00:35:01,306 Thankyou, Private. 448 00:35:01,379 --> 00:35:03,313 Don't get used to this. 449 00:35:30,942 --> 00:35:32,933 Oh-oh, look at that. 450 00:35:38,616 --> 00:35:40,709 Enjoyyour lunch, gentlemen. 451 00:35:41,886 --> 00:35:44,013 Okay, I'll be right back. 452 00:35:47,592 --> 00:35:49,753 Your girlfriend, 1 1 :00. 453 00:35:52,864 --> 00:35:54,297 Darn it. 454 00:35:55,366 --> 00:35:57,630 That woman's a menace. 455 00:35:57,702 --> 00:36:01,103 Testing, one, two. One, two. One, one, one, two. 456 00:36:01,172 --> 00:36:05,131 This is D.J. Harry Block here, and I'm an Aquarius. 457 00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:07,337 Will you stop? I can hearyou. 458 00:36:07,412 --> 00:36:11,075 Don'tyou snap at me, unless you want an angry Solid Gold dancer on your hands. 459 00:36:12,817 --> 00:36:14,250 Lieutenant? 460 00:36:16,554 --> 00:36:17,987 Yeah? 461 00:36:18,056 --> 00:36:20,047 Who's that? 462 00:36:21,493 --> 00:36:23,427 I don't know. 463 00:36:25,230 --> 00:36:27,198 I don't have anything on my schedule. 464 00:36:28,633 --> 00:36:32,660 Maybe it's the guys from sector 1 2 doing a nocturnal specimen run. 465 00:36:32,737 --> 00:36:34,898 - You know how those guys are. - Oh, yeah. 466 00:36:41,379 --> 00:36:43,540 This place has changed. 467 00:37:03,468 --> 00:37:05,493 Can you believe this? 468 00:37:05,570 --> 00:37:07,504 Look at that. 469 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,788 Our little babies are growing up. 470 00:37:31,696 --> 00:37:34,722 Three weeks, it's already like a rain forest in here. 471 00:37:37,835 --> 00:37:40,531 Looks like the kitchen from my first apartment. 472 00:37:47,679 --> 00:37:50,307 Harry, check that guy out. 473 00:37:58,423 --> 00:38:00,584 Is it coming or going? 474 00:38:07,465 --> 00:38:09,660 That treejust ate it. 475 00:38:09,734 --> 00:38:11,998 Everything here seems to be food for something else. 476 00:38:12,070 --> 00:38:15,506 - So stay offthe menu, huh? - You got that right. 477 00:38:21,779 --> 00:38:24,179 Ira, come here, look at these little things. 478 00:38:30,288 --> 00:38:33,451 Cool. Hey, snag one. 479 00:38:34,559 --> 00:38:37,858 - Snag one? - Snag one and put him in the bucket. 480 00:38:37,929 --> 00:38:42,025 I seen this movie. The black dude dies first. You snag it. 481 00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:44,034 Don't be scared. We came for a specimen, now snag one. 482 00:38:44,102 --> 00:38:47,003 He's not gonna hurtyou. He's turned the otherway. 483 00:38:47,071 --> 00:38:48,595 He's eating. 484 00:38:49,674 --> 00:38:53,474 Come on, my little red lobster. 485 00:38:53,544 --> 00:38:57,503 Come on, my sexy little crustacean. 486 00:38:57,582 --> 00:38:58,981 Come on. 487 00:38:59,050 --> 00:39:00,540 Whoa! 488 00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:09,682 Ira, look at that backside. 489 00:39:09,794 --> 00:39:11,853 Theater in the round. 490 00:39:11,963 --> 00:39:14,397 That's the kind oftrunk space you want in a late model car. 491 00:39:15,299 --> 00:39:17,233 Who does that remind you of? 492 00:39:17,301 --> 00:39:19,792 I have no idea whatyou're talking about. 493 00:39:19,871 --> 00:39:22,362 She's been throwing it atyou enough. 494 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,101 - Dr. Reed? - Bull's-eye. 495 00:39:24,175 --> 00:39:28,475 Excuse me, Dr. Reed? Did you authorize a walk-through? 496 00:39:28,546 --> 00:39:30,946 Nope. Why? 497 00:39:31,015 --> 00:39:35,145 You should probably take a look at something. Here. 498 00:39:38,423 --> 00:39:42,189 You'd like to roast that rump. You'd like to butter that mother. 499 00:39:42,293 --> 00:39:45,353 That is an ice image. And Iappreciate your assumption... 500 00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:48,398 that there is anactual sexualhumanbeing... 501 00:39:48,466 --> 00:39:52,129 underneathall Dr. Reed's deep-seatedneuroses. 502 00:39:52,203 --> 00:39:54,603 - ButIdon't thinkso. - What? 503 00:39:54,672 --> 00:39:58,199 I thinksheis ahumorless ice queen. 504 00:39:58,276 --> 00:40:00,608 Ira, that'sjusta cover. 505 00:40:00,678 --> 00:40:03,806 Don'tyouknowthat? Allsheneeds isagoodhumping. 506 00:40:03,881 --> 00:40:07,146 Oh, Ira. Ira! 507 00:40:08,653 --> 00:40:11,178 Harry, stop that. We got tagetapiece of the asteroid like we came for. 508 00:40:11,255 --> 00:40:13,382 And cut that out. It disturbs me. 509 00:40:13,491 --> 00:40:15,425 - Ira! - Don'tdo that behind my back. 510 00:40:15,493 --> 00:40:19,793 - I'm not doing it. I'm just walking. - Cut it out. 511 00:40:26,471 --> 00:40:28,405 Let's bag that and get the hell out ofhere. 512 00:40:28,473 --> 00:40:30,407 I'm readywhen you are, Colonel. 513 00:40:30,475 --> 00:40:32,409 This disco suit is making me chafe. 514 00:40:35,780 --> 00:40:37,304 Shoo, fy. 515 00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:40,683 Hold it right there. 516 00:40:43,387 --> 00:40:45,753 Dr. Reed, so nice to seeyou again. We werejust leaving. 517 00:40:45,857 --> 00:40:49,088 You're in violation ofthejudge's orders. I could haveyou arrested. 518 00:40:49,193 --> 00:40:51,821 Want to talk about violations? What about our lab? 519 00:40:51,929 --> 00:40:54,489 - Got any Raid? - What areyou talking about? 520 00:40:54,565 --> 00:40:57,796 You stole our computer hard drive, samples, files. Everything. 521 00:40:57,869 --> 00:41:01,669 - I didn't steal anything. - Your buddies there cleaned us out. 522 00:41:01,739 --> 00:41:05,971 Let's be honest. You've been trying to grab credit on our discovery. 523 00:41:06,043 --> 00:41:09,308 All we're trying to do is take back a piece ofwhat's rightfully ours. 524 00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:12,315 Credit has nothing to do with this. I'm concerned about public safety. 525 00:41:12,383 --> 00:41:15,352 - Is this true? Areyou aware ofthis? - No. 526 00:41:15,419 --> 00:41:17,011 Something's in my suit. 527 00:41:17,088 --> 00:41:20,785 You're not gonna believe him. He openly admitted to hacking into our computer. 528 00:41:20,892 --> 00:41:22,359 Harry, what? 529 00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:24,360 There's something in my suit! 530 00:41:24,428 --> 00:41:27,090 It's impossible. It's sealed! 531 00:41:27,165 --> 00:41:30,464 The fy! There's a fy in my suit! 532 00:41:31,769 --> 00:41:35,830 - Don't take offyour helmet! Oxygen! - It'll kill it. 533 00:41:39,744 --> 00:41:42,838 Doyou see it? Look, look. Doyou see it? 534 00:41:42,914 --> 00:41:44,882 - No. - No? 535 00:41:44,949 --> 00:41:47,144 - You're all right. Who's the man? - You're the man. 536 00:41:47,218 --> 00:41:50,517 - No, you're the man. - I'm the man. Okay. 537 00:41:50,588 --> 00:41:52,021 Oh, God. 538 00:41:56,527 --> 00:41:58,051 It's in me! 539 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:06,558 For the love ofeverything good and holy, get this goddamn thing out ofme! 540 00:42:06,637 --> 00:42:09,538 You're gonna be okay. Cut him open. Let's get this thing. 541 00:42:09,607 --> 00:42:12,542 Cut me open? There goes your Christmas gift,Judas! 542 00:42:12,610 --> 00:42:15,238 It's moving down his leg. 543 00:42:15,313 --> 00:42:17,440 - What do we do? - Maybe amputate. 544 00:42:17,515 --> 00:42:20,279 Whoa, don't take the leg! Don't let 'em take my leg. 545 00:42:20,351 --> 00:42:23,047 Is there anything elseyou can do? He thinks he's an athlete. 546 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,280 Doctor, look. 547 00:42:26,457 --> 00:42:28,391 It's heading for his testicles. 548 00:42:28,459 --> 00:42:31,292 Take it! Take the leg! 549 00:42:31,329 --> 00:42:35,231 Wait, wait! It's going the otherway. 550 00:42:35,299 --> 00:42:38,291 Give me some forceps. I might be able to catch it in his colon. 551 00:42:38,369 --> 00:42:40,530 - How'reyou going in? - Rectally. 552 00:42:40,605 --> 00:42:43,301 - Ohh! - I'll get the lubricant. 553 00:42:43,374 --> 00:42:45,899 - No time for lubricant. - There's always time for lubricant! 554 00:42:45,977 --> 00:42:47,911 - Flip him! - Go. 555 00:42:47,979 --> 00:42:50,209 Okay, here we go. 556 00:42:50,281 --> 00:42:52,681 - Try to relax. - Everything's gonna be okay. 557 00:42:52,750 --> 00:42:55,275 I'll shove this gurney upyour ass! See ifyou relax, Ira. 558 00:42:55,353 --> 00:42:59,084 - Cheek spreader. - All right. I'm going in. 559 00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:03,259 Don't clench! 560 00:43:03,327 --> 00:43:05,056 You're so brave. 561 00:43:05,129 --> 00:43:07,063 - A little more. - No more! 562 00:43:07,131 --> 00:43:10,931 - A little deeper. - No deeper! 563 00:43:11,002 --> 00:43:13,232 - Squeeze my hand. Squeeze it! - Almost there. 564 00:43:13,304 --> 00:43:14,771 Open up. Open up! 565 00:43:14,839 --> 00:43:17,239 - Breathe. Breathe. - I'm breathing! 566 00:43:17,308 --> 00:43:19,936 - Almost there. - You're there! 567 00:43:22,546 --> 00:43:25,515 It's over, it's over. 568 00:43:27,485 --> 00:43:28,975 Itjust died. 569 00:43:29,053 --> 00:43:32,318 Don'tyou ever do that again! 570 00:43:36,227 --> 00:43:39,355 The size ofthat thing insideyou! It was like this! You took it like a man. 571 00:43:39,430 --> 00:43:42,661 You're all right. You did great. Can I getyou anything? 572 00:43:43,668 --> 00:43:46,933 Ice cream. I'd like an ice cream, please. 573 00:43:47,004 --> 00:43:50,838 - What favor? - It doesn't matter. It's for my ass. 574 00:44:04,255 --> 00:44:08,658 Man! Now I'm a Hawaiian warrior? 575 00:44:08,726 --> 00:44:13,823 I'm thinking seriously about moving. Maybe to California, start over. 576 00:44:13,898 --> 00:44:17,334 Because ofthe fireman thing? Big deal. You funked out. 577 00:44:17,401 --> 00:44:21,201 You know how many times I've funked in my life? A ton. 578 00:44:21,272 --> 00:44:24,435 Hey, pool boy, you watering down the mai tais? 579 00:44:24,508 --> 00:44:28,103 No, sir. But let me fixyou something special. 580 00:44:29,847 --> 00:44:33,578 'Causeyou're nothing but a big, fat monkey turd. 581 00:44:33,651 --> 00:44:35,016 Excuse me? 582 00:44:35,086 --> 00:44:36,747 What? 583 00:44:36,821 --> 00:44:38,812 Drink's almost ready. 584 00:44:41,192 --> 00:44:43,683 Hereyou go. That should tideyou over. 585 00:44:58,109 --> 00:45:02,205 Anddon'tforget, folks That's whatyouget, folks 586 00:45:02,279 --> 00:45:04,804 Formaking whoopee 587 00:45:14,058 --> 00:45:16,583 Oh, damn it! 588 00:45:18,229 --> 00:45:20,163 That's gonna stain. 589 00:45:38,849 --> 00:45:42,546 Barry! Barry, where areyou? 590 00:45:42,620 --> 00:45:45,885 I can't seeyou. Where areyou? 591 00:45:45,990 --> 00:45:48,618 I'm down here, my pet, by the water. 592 00:46:16,287 --> 00:46:19,848 Somethingjust ate Barry Cartwright! 593 00:46:22,059 --> 00:46:23,993 That's too bad. 594 00:46:30,267 --> 00:46:33,998 I don't get it. How does someone with your background... 595 00:46:34,071 --> 00:46:37,666 credentials and talent end up... 596 00:46:39,343 --> 00:46:40,776 likeyou? 597 00:46:42,046 --> 00:46:43,138 Thankyou. 598 00:46:43,214 --> 00:46:45,808 Your partner could have died. What wereyou thinking? 599 00:46:46,984 --> 00:46:48,952 I was desperate. 600 00:46:49,019 --> 00:46:52,682 I've been exiled out here for 5 years, watching the world pass me by... 601 00:46:52,790 --> 00:46:55,725 and this amazing discovery falls into my lap. 602 00:46:55,793 --> 00:46:57,988 I look at it as my ticket out ofhere. 603 00:47:01,432 --> 00:47:04,196 But I don't suppose you would understand that. 604 00:47:05,236 --> 00:47:10,333 No, how could I? I'm a humorless ice maiden in need ofa good humping. 605 00:47:13,444 --> 00:47:17,039 - You heard that, huh? - Loud and clear. 606 00:47:17,114 --> 00:47:21,414 Don't thinkyou know so much about me. You don't. 607 00:47:21,485 --> 00:47:23,476 I'm sure I don't. 608 00:47:26,090 --> 00:47:28,650 Thankyou for not calling the cops. 609 00:47:37,434 --> 00:47:40,426 Oh, be careful! 610 00:47:40,504 --> 00:47:42,438 Stop being such a baby. 611 00:47:46,010 --> 00:47:48,308 I've seen that car before. 612 00:47:49,980 --> 00:47:52,175 No more bran for me. 613 00:47:53,984 --> 00:47:54,018 Hey, girls. 614 00:47:54,018 --> 00:47:55,747 Hey, girls. 615 00:48:02,059 --> 00:48:04,926 Stop. Cut it out. 616 00:48:06,197 --> 00:48:08,392 Hey, it's the meteor guy. 617 00:48:08,465 --> 00:48:10,558 What's in the bag? Your blow-up doll? 618 00:48:10,634 --> 00:48:14,695 Oh, no. I got something thatyou're really gonna like. 619 00:48:14,772 --> 00:48:17,434 - What happened toyou? - Shut up. 620 00:48:19,043 --> 00:48:20,977 You guys teach here? 621 00:48:21,045 --> 00:48:22,512 Yeah. 622 00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:24,571 I was thinking about taking some classes. 623 00:48:24,648 --> 00:48:28,982 But I decided to hit thejob market early and get ajump start on things. 624 00:48:30,721 --> 00:48:32,484 Can we helpyou? 625 00:48:32,590 --> 00:48:36,754 Yeah. A guy got killed at my country club last night. 626 00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:39,761 A real douche bag. 627 00:48:39,830 --> 00:48:41,957 Thatjust doesn't make it right. 628 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,395 It was an animal attack. 629 00:48:49,707 --> 00:48:52,073 Isn't that something? 630 00:48:52,142 --> 00:48:54,508 Happened by the water hazard on the fourth green. 631 00:48:54,578 --> 00:48:57,046 The lady he was banging saw the whole thing. 632 00:48:57,114 --> 00:49:00,845 We chased this sucker on the fairway, and then it died in a sand trap. 633 00:49:00,918 --> 00:49:03,580 Itjust died? How? 634 00:49:04,655 --> 00:49:06,623 Like it was choking to death. 635 00:49:08,025 --> 00:49:10,653 You know? Stopped breathing. 636 00:49:10,761 --> 00:49:12,524 Anyway... 637 00:49:12,596 --> 00:49:16,657 it's like nothing I ever saw before and I thoughtyou might want to look at it. 638 00:49:29,913 --> 00:49:32,973 Jill, you've got some kind ofinfestation here. 639 00:49:34,818 --> 00:49:37,548 You have a serious bug problem. 640 00:49:38,622 --> 00:49:40,055 What? 641 00:49:45,829 --> 00:49:49,230 Jill, there's something in your closet. 642 00:49:53,203 --> 00:49:54,898 Open the door, Grace. 643 00:49:54,972 --> 00:49:57,065 Me? It's your house. 644 00:50:17,661 --> 00:50:19,891 When did you get a dog? 645 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,991 We don't have a damn dog. 646 00:50:26,637 --> 00:50:30,596 I don't think that's a dog. It's like a rodent. 647 00:50:30,674 --> 00:50:32,733 Or a muskrat or pig. 648 00:50:35,012 --> 00:50:39,073 - How the hell did it get in here? - It doesn't look too healthy. 649 00:50:39,149 --> 00:50:41,413 Well, it's frightened. 650 00:50:41,485 --> 00:50:46,946 Oh, look, he can barely breathe, he's so scared. 651 00:50:47,024 --> 00:50:51,927 Come on, cutie pie. Don't be afraid. 652 00:50:52,029 --> 00:50:54,896 Come on, come on. That's a good boy. 653 00:51:04,141 --> 00:51:05,699 Yes, 91 1 ? 654 00:51:22,025 --> 00:51:23,959 What the hell is that thing? 655 00:51:31,235 --> 00:51:32,668 Thanks. 656 00:51:34,138 --> 00:51:38,871 Pick me up in an hour. No, two. Oh, an hour and a halfwould be good. 657 00:51:44,248 --> 00:51:45,715 Thanks. 658 00:51:54,124 --> 00:51:56,490 Hi. Doyou have any messages for me? 659 00:52:00,164 --> 00:52:03,463 Two single beds, please. We're fighting. 660 00:52:03,534 --> 00:52:08,130 Ira, I'm tired. I've had two hours sleep and I've got to take a shower. 661 00:52:08,205 --> 00:52:09,900 They're spreading. 662 00:52:09,973 --> 00:52:14,706 You talking about the golfcourse? Woodman sent a team there two hours ago. 663 00:52:14,778 --> 00:52:19,010 Well, it's too bad you missed the five-foot amphibian dead in my lab. 664 00:52:19,082 --> 00:52:21,846 They're adapting. We gotta shut it down. 665 00:52:21,919 --> 00:52:24,649 You're overreacting. We can handle this. 666 00:52:25,823 --> 00:52:27,791 I used to be arrogant likeyou. 667 00:52:29,326 --> 00:52:33,194 We're both aware ofwhat that led to. Take me seriously, Allison. 668 00:52:34,898 --> 00:52:36,695 I do takeyou seriously. 669 00:52:38,235 --> 00:52:41,966 Then you gotta talk to Woodman, 'cause he won't listen to me. 670 00:52:42,039 --> 00:52:44,803 We gotta kill these things while we still can. 671 00:52:47,444 --> 00:52:50,936 All right. I'll discuss it with him, but I can't promiseyou anything. 672 00:52:51,014 --> 00:52:53,175 Thankyou. 673 00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:56,879 -Just one more thing. - Yeah? 674 00:52:56,954 --> 00:52:59,946 Doyou thinkyou could ever be attracted to me? 675 00:53:01,992 --> 00:53:03,186 Bye, Ira. 676 00:53:03,293 --> 00:53:05,193 It'sjust food for thought. 677 00:53:11,802 --> 00:53:14,293 Yeah, she's mine. 678 00:53:17,508 --> 00:53:19,772 I've been an adjunct professor for fouryears... 679 00:53:19,843 --> 00:53:25,304 but I'm hoping this alien brouhaha will net me an honorary doctorate. 680 00:53:26,383 --> 00:53:28,943 You gonna finish that bacon? 681 00:53:29,019 --> 00:53:31,487 Yeah, I'm gonna finish it. I ordered it, didn't I? 682 00:53:32,556 --> 00:53:36,515 So about the coaching girls' volleyball? 683 00:53:38,061 --> 00:53:40,154 Doyou ever get to see them take showers? 684 00:53:40,264 --> 00:53:43,665 Yeah, all the time. Sometimes I showerwith them. 685 00:53:44,701 --> 00:53:46,726 You're kidding, right? 686 00:53:46,803 --> 00:53:49,101 - So? - She's gonna talk to Woodman. 687 00:53:49,172 --> 00:53:51,106 Ah, thank goodness. 688 00:53:52,309 --> 00:53:53,742 I'm okay. 689 00:53:55,045 --> 00:53:57,275 Level with me. 690 00:53:57,347 --> 00:54:02,910 Is there some sort ofalien attack happening here? 691 00:54:03,987 --> 00:54:06,012 We don't know. 692 00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:10,688 Excuse me, could I borrowyour cream? 693 00:54:12,262 --> 00:54:13,456 Hi, Denise. 694 00:54:13,530 --> 00:54:17,125 Hello, Ira. Still setting the world on fire? 695 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,292 Ow. 696 00:54:18,368 --> 00:54:20,836 That's Ira's ex sitting with the cop. 697 00:54:20,904 --> 00:54:24,601 What's with the police escort? You're not under arrest. I don't see handcuffs. 698 00:54:24,675 --> 00:54:28,076 That's funny. This is my friend, Sam. He's about to make detective. 699 00:54:28,145 --> 00:54:31,205 I know Sam. We go way back. Congratulations. 700 00:54:31,281 --> 00:54:35,809 Maybeyou could look into my missing shirts. She left with some ofmy shirts. 701 00:54:35,886 --> 00:54:37,979 See what I mean? 702 00:54:38,055 --> 00:54:40,819 I'm not up on the law... 703 00:54:40,924 --> 00:54:44,951 but is it against the law when you leave somebody's house with what they own? 704 00:54:45,062 --> 00:54:47,155 You wantyour shirt? 705 00:54:47,264 --> 00:54:49,630 Seriously, take it. 706 00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:52,134 You must be cold, right? Areyou cold? Is that it? 707 00:54:52,202 --> 00:54:55,865 Why should I get to wear the shirt when it's your shirt? 708 00:54:55,939 --> 00:54:59,340 It's amazing how manywomen open their shirt to him. 709 00:54:59,409 --> 00:55:03,573 I'm sure he'll letyou borrow the shirt forjust today. Right, Professor? 710 00:55:03,647 --> 00:55:08,243 Wegota code 12-72 in Valley Vista. 711 00:55:08,318 --> 00:55:10,309 1 2-72? That's an animal attack. 712 00:55:10,387 --> 00:55:11,820 1 0-9-9 responding. 713 00:55:11,888 --> 00:55:14,356 - Gotta go, babe. - Now? 714 00:55:14,424 --> 00:55:15,755 They're calling. 715 00:55:15,859 --> 00:55:17,224 Wait. 716 00:55:18,261 --> 00:55:19,694 Be careful. 717 00:55:20,497 --> 00:55:24,661 - You'll take care ofthe check, right? - Yeah. 718 00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:33,468 I want those shirts back, Denise. 719 00:55:34,544 --> 00:55:37,104 Hey, you gotta admit... 720 00:55:37,180 --> 00:55:41,708 this animal attack has an ominous feel to it. 721 00:55:41,785 --> 00:55:43,218 Check it out? 722 00:55:43,286 --> 00:55:46,016 - Check it out. - All right! 723 00:55:58,168 --> 00:56:02,969 We're under the microscope so let's be systematic and subtle in what we do. 724 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,407 - No cowboy stuff, okay? - Professionals. 725 00:56:06,476 --> 00:56:08,501 OfficerJohnson. 726 00:56:08,578 --> 00:56:12,014 - Fellas, why areyou here? - We heard about the animal attack. 727 00:56:12,082 --> 00:56:14,414 And part ofourjob with the Health Department... 728 00:56:14,484 --> 00:56:16,543 is to ascertain ifthere's any health risk. 729 00:56:16,620 --> 00:56:20,056 You know what? No. Not this time. Forget about it. 730 00:56:20,157 --> 00:56:22,819 - You touch it with your bare hands? - That would be a serious no-no. 731 00:56:22,926 --> 00:56:26,418 - You did? He touched it. - That's not good. 732 00:56:26,530 --> 00:56:28,555 - What do we do? - I don't know. 733 00:56:28,665 --> 00:56:31,691 Okay, why don'tyou guys come in and take a look? 734 00:56:31,768 --> 00:56:36,467 I'll be checking things out around here in this vicinity. 735 00:56:44,214 --> 00:56:46,774 This dog is all ass. 736 00:56:46,850 --> 00:56:50,081 Ira, look at this, man. 737 00:56:53,590 --> 00:56:55,581 He would have come from in here, right? 738 00:56:55,692 --> 00:56:58,456 It'sjust used for storage and access under the house. 739 00:57:04,401 --> 00:57:07,131 Looks like he crawled right through the dirt there. 740 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:11,798 Hey, guys. 741 00:57:11,875 --> 00:57:15,606 I was conducting a parameter check... 742 00:57:15,679 --> 00:57:18,170 and there's something you'd better see. 743 00:57:18,248 --> 00:57:21,217 You liked that thing, you're gonna love this. 744 00:57:21,284 --> 00:57:22,717 What is it? 745 00:57:34,030 --> 00:57:36,328 Great googa-mooga! 746 00:57:36,399 --> 00:57:38,333 What'd I tell you? 747 00:57:40,737 --> 00:57:42,705 They're crawling out. 748 00:57:44,274 --> 00:57:46,834 They're trying to breathe in our atmosphere. 749 00:57:47,978 --> 00:57:50,845 Fortunately, they haven't been able to adaptyet. 750 00:57:53,984 --> 00:57:57,886 Hey, Ira, I think I know how these things got here. 751 00:57:57,954 --> 00:57:59,512 How? 752 00:57:59,623 --> 00:58:01,682 Well, this entire area... 753 00:58:01,792 --> 00:58:05,558 is a honeycomb ofcaves and old mine shafts. 754 00:58:05,629 --> 00:58:08,120 Ifmemory serves, the Moenave cave system... 755 00:58:08,231 --> 00:58:11,826 starts a few miles from here, west ofthe golfcourse. 756 00:58:11,902 --> 00:58:15,861 Runs into the foothills, continues to the Kaibab plateau and into Lake Powell. 757 00:58:18,842 --> 00:58:24,109 Our cave is smack dab in the middle ofthe system. 758 00:58:24,181 --> 00:58:25,705 It's all connected. 759 00:58:28,018 --> 00:58:30,452 - Could you repeat that? - I'm impressed. 760 00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:35,253 Hey, beneath this calm, sexy exterior beats the heart ofa true scientist. 761 00:58:35,358 --> 00:58:38,452 Whoa, guys! That one's moving. 762 00:58:43,967 --> 00:58:46,401 What the hell is it doing? 763 00:58:49,172 --> 00:58:50,935 It's trying to breathe. 764 00:59:00,383 --> 00:59:03,409 That's like a big loogie! 765 00:59:20,437 --> 00:59:22,598 Mazeltov. It's a boy. 766 00:59:26,243 --> 00:59:27,835 It's oxygen tolerant. 767 00:59:36,686 --> 00:59:38,620 It's fying away. Is that a bad thing? 768 00:59:38,688 --> 00:59:41,179 Only ifyou're a human being. 769 00:59:44,027 --> 00:59:45,494 You know how much I hate shopping. 770 00:59:45,595 --> 00:59:48,063 We need to find you something nice forThanksgiving. 771 00:59:48,164 --> 00:59:49,597 I got enough clothes. 772 00:59:52,802 --> 00:59:55,066 Tony, that color's great on you. 773 00:59:56,206 --> 00:59:57,639 Whoa. 774 01:00:29,539 --> 01:00:31,473 This might be the place. 775 01:00:40,417 --> 01:00:42,715 Ever used one ofthese before? 776 01:00:42,786 --> 01:00:44,879 Just 'cause I'm a school teacher, don't make me a pussy. 777 01:00:44,955 --> 01:00:49,756 Ladies, a fying extraterrestrial's in the store. Can we focus? 778 01:00:58,501 --> 01:01:01,026 I'm in here.Just a minute. 779 01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,835 Just a second, please. 780 01:01:07,177 --> 01:01:11,238 I said,just a second, bitch! 781 01:01:13,450 --> 01:01:17,181 How'd you like me to scratch the eyes out ofyour skull? 782 01:01:45,348 --> 01:01:49,079 Here, birdy-birdy-birdy. Birdy! 783 01:01:57,861 --> 01:01:59,294 All right. 784 01:02:00,363 --> 01:02:05,266 IfI was a giant, nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be? 785 01:02:05,335 --> 01:02:06,768 Lingerie. 786 01:02:06,836 --> 01:02:09,600 - Notyou, the bird. - Lingerie. 787 01:02:12,809 --> 01:02:14,470 Help! 788 01:02:34,030 --> 01:02:36,089 You go low. I'm going high. 789 01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:37,599 Got it. 790 01:02:59,355 --> 01:03:01,323 We'll never find it. 791 01:03:01,391 --> 01:03:03,655 I lost him! 792 01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:07,059 How doyou lose a 20-foot bird in the mall? 793 01:03:07,130 --> 01:03:10,691 Ira, I don't know. 794 01:03:11,634 --> 01:03:13,226 What do we do now? 795 01:03:27,951 --> 01:03:32,217 We've established that "ca-caw, ca-caw" and "tookie-tookie" don't work. 796 01:03:32,288 --> 01:03:34,483 Right. Sorry. 797 01:03:35,625 --> 01:03:38,617 What doyou say, Ira? Pack it in? 798 01:03:39,996 --> 01:03:42,590 Youare 799 01:03:42,665 --> 01:03:46,761 Sobeautifultome 800 01:03:46,836 --> 01:03:49,930 Step back, Harry. I'm gonna shoot him. 801 01:03:50,006 --> 01:03:52,566 Stand down. I'm gonna kill this one myself. 802 01:03:53,643 --> 01:03:56,476 Give me a chance. I'm communicating here. 803 01:03:56,546 --> 01:04:01,574 Youaresobeautiful 804 01:04:01,651 --> 01:04:03,243 Tome 805 01:04:03,319 --> 01:04:07,278 Wayne, would you please stop, becauseyou are embarrassing me. 806 01:04:07,390 --> 01:04:09,415 Can'tyousee 807 01:04:11,027 --> 01:04:12,790 You're every-- 808 01:04:19,302 --> 01:04:23,136 You're everything thatIhope for 809 01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,375 It's working. 810 01:04:32,448 --> 01:04:34,473 Yeah, sing, sing. Rub some funk on it. 811 01:04:34,551 --> 01:04:37,486 Andyou're everythingIneed 812 01:04:43,860 --> 01:04:45,350 Here he comes! 813 01:04:45,461 --> 01:04:47,793 - Grab the girl. I'll get the bird. - Got it! 814 01:05:17,994 --> 01:05:20,929 All right! Nice shot. 815 01:05:20,997 --> 01:05:26,629 I'm sorry. I swear to God I will never shoplift again. 816 01:05:26,703 --> 01:05:28,193 Good. 817 01:05:38,281 --> 01:05:41,546 So what doyou want? Light meat or dark? 818 01:05:41,618 --> 01:05:43,552 You have to ask? 819 01:05:50,193 --> 01:05:51,785 It's dead now. 820 01:05:51,894 --> 01:05:53,327 Yeah. 821 01:06:08,611 --> 01:06:11,978 Got tostart to feelin'solow 822 01:06:12,915 --> 01:06:15,509 AndIdecidedquickly 823 01:06:15,585 --> 01:06:17,246 Yes, Idid 824 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:21,086 To disco downandcheck out theshow 825 01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:23,715 Yeah, they were dancin'andsingin' 826 01:06:23,826 --> 01:06:25,885 Andmovin'to thegroovin' 827 01:06:25,995 --> 01:06:28,054 Andjust whenithitme 828 01:06:28,164 --> 01:06:30,689 Somebodyturnedaroundandshouted 829 01:06:30,767 --> 01:06:34,863 Play thatfunkymusic, whiteboy 830 01:06:34,937 --> 01:06:36,905 Play thatfunkymusic right 831 01:06:36,973 --> 01:06:40,500 I'mstandingat the edge of the Valley Vistahousingcommunity... 832 01:06:40,576 --> 01:06:46,037 wherejust below me there are dozens ofgiant, odd-looking dead creatures. 833 01:06:46,115 --> 01:06:50,347 We should stress to ourviewers that we have received no official word from-- 834 01:06:50,420 --> 01:06:53,321 I saw this ugly tentacle thing come out ofthe ground. 835 01:06:53,423 --> 01:06:55,721 It tried to grab my private parts. 836 01:06:55,825 --> 01:06:58,020 Batted it away. Got my hand. 837 01:06:58,127 --> 01:07:01,290 An atmosphere ofanxiety and confusion in the greater Glen Canyon area. 838 01:07:01,364 --> 01:07:03,958 We stand outside the state capitol building... 839 01:07:04,033 --> 01:07:08,766 awaiting comment from the governor's office about the nature and origin... 840 01:07:08,838 --> 01:07:11,238 ofthese extraordinary creatures. 841 01:07:24,887 --> 01:07:27,788 Governor Lewis, this way. 842 01:07:27,890 --> 01:07:32,850 Whywas I not informed that we have aliens crawling over my beloved state? 843 01:07:32,962 --> 01:07:38,594 I've got 400 media vultures outside my office who know more about this than I. 844 01:07:38,668 --> 01:07:41,967 I ought to throw all ofyou in prison. 845 01:07:42,038 --> 01:07:44,438 Not that cushy federal place with the loosejumpsuits. 846 01:07:44,507 --> 01:07:46,668 State prison, with the crotch binders! 847 01:07:46,743 --> 01:07:51,976 I'm sorry, but there were security breaches made by Dr. Kane and his team. 848 01:07:52,048 --> 01:07:54,516 Wait a minute. No, no. Excuse me. 849 01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:57,485 That's not exactly true, General Woodman. 850 01:07:57,553 --> 01:08:00,488 I believe the Governor's question was directed at me, Dr. Reed. 851 01:08:00,590 --> 01:08:03,491 Put a plug in it. I'm not interested in your bureaucratic crapola. 852 01:08:03,559 --> 01:08:06,221 What I reallywant to know is how bad this thing is. 853 01:08:06,329 --> 01:08:08,058 It's bad, Governor. 854 01:08:09,165 --> 01:08:13,261 The new ground sensors and the satellite thermal scans... 855 01:08:13,336 --> 01:08:16,396 indicate a potential problem. 856 01:08:16,472 --> 01:08:18,804 I don't know how to read this! What problem? 857 01:08:18,875 --> 01:08:22,504 Somebody, please, take this ugly bag ofsnakes and lay them out straight. 858 01:08:22,578 --> 01:08:24,102 - Allow me. - You are-- 859 01:08:24,180 --> 01:08:26,114 Dr. Allison Reed. How doyou do? 860 01:08:26,182 --> 01:08:28,673 Carla, would you mind 861 01:08:30,586 --> 01:08:34,181 The red markings indicate the growth ofthe alien ecosystem. 862 01:08:37,093 --> 01:08:42,030 Unless we do something immediately, we will lose Glen Canyon in three days. 863 01:08:42,131 --> 01:08:43,689 Great merciful Christ. 864 01:08:44,901 --> 01:08:50,362 In a week, the rest ofArizona. Then the entire Southwest. 865 01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:54,536 In two months, the United States officially belongs to them. 866 01:08:54,610 --> 01:08:56,805 And we are extinct. 867 01:08:56,879 --> 01:08:58,676 You're shittin' me! 868 01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:07,521 Come on, admit it. You're glad to see us, huh? 869 01:09:07,623 --> 01:09:10,251 I, for one, am glad to seeyou. Call the MP's. Have them arrested. 870 01:09:10,359 --> 01:09:13,760 Hey, wejust blew a giant alien bird out ofa department store. 871 01:09:13,830 --> 01:09:15,764 We're covering upyour mess. 872 01:09:15,832 --> 01:09:20,599 Governor, Dr. Ira Kane. I'm chairman of the science department at the college. 873 01:09:20,670 --> 01:09:22,160 My associate. 874 01:09:22,238 --> 01:09:25,935 Harry Phineas Block, adjunct professor ofgeology. Voted foryou. 875 01:09:26,008 --> 01:09:30,035 Wayne Grey. Took some chemistry in high school. 876 01:09:32,114 --> 01:09:36,676 You two gentlemen are the original discovers ofthe phenomena, correct? 877 01:09:36,752 --> 01:09:39,915 Yes, they are. And they're also responsible for the mess we're in now. 878 01:09:40,022 --> 01:09:41,489 - Here we go. - What? 879 01:09:41,557 --> 01:09:44,993 They broke into the contained area and breached our safety procedures. 880 01:09:45,094 --> 01:09:48,427 Causing the dissemination ofalien organisms outside the secured area. 881 01:09:48,498 --> 01:09:51,934 - Liar, liar, pants on fire! - Criminal charges are in order here. 882 01:09:52,034 --> 01:09:53,797 This is bullshit! 883 01:09:53,870 --> 01:09:55,394 Shut up! Listen. 884 01:09:55,471 --> 01:09:58,133 My state is being overrun byvicious aliens. 885 01:09:58,207 --> 01:10:02,610 You're all supposed to be the experts. I want to know right now. 886 01:10:02,678 --> 01:10:04,908 How the hell areyou supposed to deal with this? 887 01:10:04,981 --> 01:10:10,544 This is an outline ofthe infected area as ofthis afternoon. 888 01:10:10,620 --> 01:10:12,212 Governor, my plan... 889 01:10:12,288 --> 01:10:15,746 is to evacuate everyone from within five miles ofthe perimeter. 890 01:10:15,825 --> 01:10:18,293 Evacuation? You're talking about 10,000 people. 891 01:10:18,394 --> 01:10:21,227 Yes, sir. We evacuate, make it safe... 892 01:10:21,297 --> 01:10:24,266 and then burn the alien menace the hell out ofthere. 893 01:10:24,367 --> 01:10:25,732 With what? 894 01:10:27,069 --> 01:10:30,630 With napalm. Lots and lots ofnapalm. 895 01:10:30,706 --> 01:10:33,436 Napalm? Why don'tyoujust nuke them whileyou're at it? 896 01:10:33,509 --> 01:10:36,273 What about nukes? 897 01:10:36,345 --> 01:10:39,109 Pull your horns in, boys. Nobody's dropping an H-bomb on my state. 898 01:10:39,181 --> 01:10:42,810 All this talk about napalm and burning things makes me very damn nervous. 899 01:10:42,885 --> 01:10:46,412 It should. We don't know their reaction to such an attack on a cellular level. 900 01:10:46,489 --> 01:10:50,721 Governor, it is time for a military solution. This will work. 901 01:10:50,826 --> 01:10:54,091 General, sorry to interrupt. You better take a look at this. 902 01:10:54,163 --> 01:10:55,630 What? 903 01:10:56,699 --> 01:10:57,859 Clear out. 904 01:11:01,070 --> 01:11:03,903 What? You called me out for this? 905 01:11:03,973 --> 01:11:07,739 Sir, one ofthe creatures destroyed video four. 906 01:11:07,810 --> 01:11:09,835 What's going on there? 907 01:11:12,615 --> 01:11:15,846 My God! They've evolved into primates. 908 01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:19,911 That's a face for radio. 909 01:11:34,704 --> 01:11:36,604 They took out six and seven. 910 01:11:36,672 --> 01:11:38,435 All the monitors are down. 911 01:11:38,507 --> 01:11:40,407 That can't be good. 912 01:11:41,477 --> 01:11:43,001 That's the elevator. 913 01:11:44,313 --> 01:11:46,247 We have no personnel down there. 914 01:11:46,315 --> 01:11:48,806 They breached the air lock. 915 01:11:48,884 --> 01:11:50,749 The no-nose chimp? 916 01:11:51,487 --> 01:11:53,148 Call for backup. 917 01:11:55,358 --> 01:11:58,486 We need backup! They're going through the elevator! 918 01:12:02,531 --> 01:12:04,158 Cover the elevator! 919 01:12:05,234 --> 01:12:06,997 Stay back behind me. 920 01:12:07,069 --> 01:12:09,469 Get the hell offme! I want to see this thing! 921 01:12:14,910 --> 01:12:16,775 Be prepared to fire. 922 01:12:32,194 --> 01:12:34,185 It's empty, sir. 923 01:12:49,712 --> 01:12:50,872 The governor! 924 01:13:03,492 --> 01:13:06,859 - Do something! - Hold your fire! 925 01:13:06,929 --> 01:13:08,692 You'll get somebody killed. 926 01:13:32,888 --> 01:13:34,549 Nice shot. 927 01:13:34,657 --> 01:13:36,887 I'll take that now. 928 01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:46,624 You have my full support to do whatever you need to do, however much firepower. 929 01:13:46,702 --> 01:13:50,866 You can melt the place to beaded glass ifthat's what it takes. 930 01:13:50,940 --> 01:13:53,841 Just get these hell-blown creazoids out ofmy state! 931 01:13:53,909 --> 01:13:56,469 Thankyou, Governor. I'll be ready to go by noon tomorrow. 932 01:13:56,545 --> 01:13:57,637 Good. 933 01:13:57,713 --> 01:14:00,739 - Where haveyou two been? - I was getting out ofthe way. 934 01:14:00,816 --> 01:14:03,444 Get me out ofhere. 935 01:14:03,519 --> 01:14:05,749 Science project's over. 936 01:14:05,821 --> 01:14:08,915 I wantyou and your people gone. 937 01:14:09,024 --> 01:14:12,323 - Soldier, escort these men out. - Yes, sir. 938 01:14:18,367 --> 01:14:21,302 Don'tyou have work to do? 939 01:14:21,370 --> 01:14:23,463 You are such an asshole. 940 01:14:27,877 --> 01:14:30,437 When a woman expresses anger, it's often because-- 941 01:14:30,513 --> 01:14:32,947 Shut up, Flemming. 942 01:14:35,017 --> 01:14:37,884 Okay, I know where the car is. 943 01:14:39,188 --> 01:14:41,213 Wipe my ass too? 944 01:14:41,323 --> 01:14:43,450 Hey, guys? 945 01:14:45,027 --> 01:14:47,052 Got room for one more? 946 01:14:48,063 --> 01:14:49,291 Hell, yeah. 947 01:14:49,365 --> 01:14:54,803 Who wants to be deputy director anyway? The real money's in the private sector. 948 01:14:56,472 --> 01:14:59,441 - Areyou sure about this? - Oh, yeah. 949 01:14:59,508 --> 01:15:04,707 Listen, it may not seem like much, but I gotyour research files and samples. 950 01:15:06,582 --> 01:15:11,781 So, ifwe survive this, you guys will get the credit. 951 01:15:15,491 --> 01:15:16,685 Thankyou. 952 01:15:16,792 --> 01:15:19,090 - It's nothing. - No, thank-- Let me get this. 953 01:15:19,161 --> 01:15:22,096 - No, I got it. - All right. 954 01:15:25,334 --> 01:15:27,461 Sorry. Excuse me. 955 01:15:27,536 --> 01:15:30,471 We haven't been formally introduced yet. I'm Wayne Grey. 956 01:15:30,539 --> 01:15:34,270 - Oh, hey, I'm kinda with him. - Oh, that's cool. 957 01:15:36,212 --> 01:15:38,146 Buckle up, Allison. We're rolling. 958 01:15:38,214 --> 01:15:39,704 Okay. Oh, goodness! 959 01:15:43,452 --> 01:15:47,411 Facilitiesarebeingprovided foryouandyour families. 960 01:15:47,523 --> 01:15:50,754 Pleasemove inan orderly fashion to thesafe zone. 961 01:15:58,901 --> 01:16:01,199 They're gonna blow up the whole town. 962 01:16:24,293 --> 01:16:28,093 Attention. Weneedto clearthisarea. 963 01:16:28,163 --> 01:16:32,623 Foryourownsafety, evacuateimmediately. 964 01:16:34,837 --> 01:16:36,828 Can you make a beer run? 965 01:16:48,784 --> 01:16:52,481 - Professor Kane! - Arizona is going down, baby! 966 01:16:52,554 --> 01:16:55,421 This may not be the best time foryou boys to be drinking. 967 01:17:02,298 --> 01:17:04,994 I was your first. 968 01:17:05,067 --> 01:17:07,331 We discovered you in that cave. You were scared and alone. 969 01:17:07,403 --> 01:17:11,703 It was just you, me and Harry in the beginning. Those were good times. 970 01:17:11,774 --> 01:17:13,765 Why don't you level with me? 971 01:17:13,842 --> 01:17:16,970 You can trust me. Talk to me. 972 01:17:17,046 --> 01:17:20,015 Just tell me the secret. 973 01:17:20,082 --> 01:17:23,108 Tell me the answer. Tell me how to kill you! 974 01:17:23,185 --> 01:17:26,677 You are losing it, pal. 975 01:17:26,755 --> 01:17:28,586 What is that stuff? 976 01:17:29,692 --> 01:17:32,490 Some ofthe original liquid material from inside the meteor. 977 01:17:32,561 --> 01:17:35,291 - Why hasn't it evolved like the rest? - I don't know. 978 01:17:35,364 --> 01:17:37,798 Maybe because it was refrigerated... 979 01:17:37,866 --> 01:17:40,733 was locked in an airtight case, didn't have anything to metabolize with. 980 01:17:40,803 --> 01:17:43,431 But regardless, that doesn't give us any clues to-- 981 01:17:46,675 --> 01:17:48,472 When did you start smoking? 982 01:17:48,544 --> 01:17:51,172 Not much ofa point to clean living anymore. 983 01:18:10,933 --> 01:18:12,560 Whoa! 984 01:18:17,373 --> 01:18:19,864 These things react to fire like it was Miracle-Gro. 985 01:18:19,942 --> 01:18:21,375 Fire. 986 01:18:22,845 --> 01:18:26,178 The organisms were dormant in space and then collided with Earth's atmosphere. 987 01:18:26,248 --> 01:18:30,844 And bam! Heat. Fire. That's the catalyst. 988 01:18:30,919 --> 01:18:36,357 So ifa little match catalyzes this stuff, what's a ton ofnapalm gonna do? 989 01:18:37,292 --> 01:18:39,226 So much for the military option. 990 01:18:45,968 --> 01:18:47,993 Call that dick general. 991 01:18:53,342 --> 01:18:55,367 That's a lot ofnapalm. 992 01:18:55,444 --> 01:18:57,435 Yes, it is. 993 01:18:57,513 --> 01:19:00,812 We're going to blow those damn creatures straight to hell. 994 01:19:00,883 --> 01:19:02,908 We'll fush them out along the mine shafts... 995 01:19:02,985 --> 01:19:06,751 then mop up the edges as they run trying to escape the fames. 996 01:19:06,822 --> 01:19:09,950 Excuse me, General. There's an urgent call from Dr. Reed. 997 01:19:10,059 --> 01:19:13,051 She says she has important information about the mission. 998 01:19:13,162 --> 01:19:17,030 Really? Well, unfortunately, I'm not available. 999 01:19:22,805 --> 01:19:24,670 Anything more? 1000 01:19:24,740 --> 01:19:26,640 No, sir. 1001 01:19:32,681 --> 01:19:34,740 He blew me off. Can you believe it? 1002 01:19:34,817 --> 01:19:37,081 That bastard wouldn't even take my call. 1003 01:19:37,152 --> 01:19:39,586 You did call him an asshole. 1004 01:19:39,655 --> 01:19:43,147 - Hey, Dr. K. Time to party. - We got beer. 1005 01:19:43,258 --> 01:19:45,749 - I'll take one. - Me too. I just quit smoking. 1006 01:19:45,861 --> 01:19:47,795 What areyou boys doing here? 1007 01:19:47,863 --> 01:19:50,297 We thoughtyou could use a brewski to mellow out. 1008 01:19:50,365 --> 01:19:53,129 Kick back and chill. 1009 01:19:53,202 --> 01:19:57,536 Have a beer, relax. It's gonna helpyou with your research. 1010 01:19:57,606 --> 01:20:00,507 Whoa! Look at that thing! 1011 01:20:00,576 --> 01:20:04,137 Whoa! Can we have that when you guys are done with it? 1012 01:20:04,213 --> 01:20:08,013 Fellas, thankyou foryour help and the beers, but we're working. 1013 01:20:08,083 --> 01:20:10,745 Hold it. Hold it. 1014 01:20:10,819 --> 01:20:12,753 - Look at that. - What areyou doing? 1015 01:20:12,821 --> 01:20:15,915 Selenium. That could be the answer. 1016 01:20:16,024 --> 01:20:20,085 I'm looking at the Periodic Table on yourT-shirt and I see this pattern. 1017 01:20:20,195 --> 01:20:23,096 - Take offyour shirt. I'll showyou. - Yes! 1018 01:20:23,165 --> 01:20:24,792 No, I don't think so. 1019 01:20:24,867 --> 01:20:28,132 We are a carbon based life-form. 1020 01:20:28,203 --> 01:20:29,693 Keep pulling, Dr. K. 1021 01:20:29,771 --> 01:20:33,502 We move down here, and you've found our poison: arsenic. 1022 01:20:33,575 --> 01:20:35,941 But the aliens are nitrogen based, right? 1023 01:20:36,011 --> 01:20:39,538 You make the same move down and over... 1024 01:20:39,615 --> 01:20:41,947 and where doyou find yourself? 1025 01:20:42,017 --> 01:20:45,043 - Selenium. - Selenium. 1026 01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,520 Could be as lethal to them as arsenic is to us. 1027 01:20:47,623 --> 01:20:50,649 And with their metabolic rates, it'll kill them fast. 1028 01:20:53,228 --> 01:20:56,061 Selenium. How much do we need? 1029 01:20:59,568 --> 01:21:02,128 Five hundred gallons could do it, should do it. 1030 01:21:02,204 --> 01:21:04,172 Five hundred gallons? 1031 01:21:04,239 --> 01:21:09,506 Um, I hate to be a buzzkill, but where are we gonna get that at 2:00 a.m.? 1032 01:21:09,578 --> 01:21:11,239 No problem. 1033 01:21:11,313 --> 01:21:13,372 Yeah, we can get that. 1034 01:21:17,119 --> 01:21:18,518 Head & Shoulders. 1035 01:21:18,587 --> 01:21:20,179 The dandruffshampoo? 1036 01:21:20,255 --> 01:21:24,817 Yeah, that's the stuff. The active ingredient is selenium sulfide. 1037 01:21:27,729 --> 01:21:30,197 How doyou know that? You don't know anything. 1038 01:21:30,299 --> 01:21:34,167 Haven'tyou noticed how shiny and fake-free our hair is? 1039 01:21:38,006 --> 01:21:41,271 Okay, this is the best idea we got. 1040 01:21:41,343 --> 01:21:43,903 Let's give it a shot. Come on. Let's do it! 1041 01:21:43,979 --> 01:21:47,244 Yeah! We'll get the troops together. We're getting shampoo! 1042 01:21:47,316 --> 01:21:49,079 I've got the vehicle. 1043 01:21:49,151 --> 01:21:53,053 Good! Donalds, youjust gotyourA's. 1044 01:21:53,121 --> 01:21:54,554 Yes! 1045 01:22:02,097 --> 01:22:03,530 Almost full. 1046 01:22:08,704 --> 01:22:12,936 There's something I feel I should tell you, but I don't know exactly how. 1047 01:22:13,008 --> 01:22:18,378 Just say it. We're adults and we're all about to die a very horrible death. 1048 01:22:18,447 --> 01:22:20,745 So? 1049 01:22:20,816 --> 01:22:23,284 I would've rocked yourworld. 1050 01:22:28,557 --> 01:22:30,821 - You already have. - We're full! 1051 01:22:30,926 --> 01:22:34,521 Battle stations! Lock and load! 1052 01:22:36,598 --> 01:22:39,795 - Can we continue this discussion later? - Yes. 1053 01:22:40,769 --> 01:22:42,168 Let's do this! 1054 01:22:44,006 --> 01:22:46,270 Let's shampoo us some aliens! 1055 01:23:05,861 --> 01:23:07,829 Lots ofsoldiers around. 1056 01:23:14,069 --> 01:23:19,097 There's an abandoned mine halfa click south ofhere. We can sneak in there. 1057 01:23:19,174 --> 01:23:21,540 Halfa click? What areyou, in Vietnam? 1058 01:23:21,610 --> 01:23:25,068 Hey, I'm digging this. Workwith me, baby. 1059 01:23:43,832 --> 01:23:47,359 It's over here! It's right here! 1060 01:23:50,038 --> 01:23:52,632 - You okay? - I'm good. I'm good. 1061 01:23:53,775 --> 01:23:56,243 - Let's go! - Let's do this! 1062 01:23:57,612 --> 01:23:59,671 You sure this leads to the main cavern? 1063 01:23:59,748 --> 01:24:02,740 It'll lead us somewhere. Geology's not an exact science. 1064 01:24:06,088 --> 01:24:10,024 Where areyou? Where areyou, my little aliens? 1065 01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:13,450 Showyourself. 1066 01:24:23,672 --> 01:24:25,572 Warm to the touch. 1067 01:24:29,277 --> 01:24:31,268 Highly acidic. 1068 01:24:31,346 --> 01:24:34,110 We do not have time foryou to act likeyou know whatyou're doing. 1069 01:24:34,182 --> 01:24:38,516 - What happened to the respect? - Woodman's going at noon. Hurry. 1070 01:24:41,356 --> 01:24:43,017 Very good. 1071 01:24:43,125 --> 01:24:45,059 - Are the troops in place? - They're ahead ofschedule. 1072 01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:47,993 Excellent. We can go early. 1073 01:24:48,063 --> 01:24:51,362 Oh, no. What is he doing here? 1074 01:24:54,202 --> 01:24:55,635 Governor Lewis. 1075 01:24:55,704 --> 01:24:58,935 I don't see anything burning. Where are all the explosions? 1076 01:24:59,007 --> 01:25:02,272 We'rejust getting underway. Didn't know you were coming to see the show. 1077 01:25:02,344 --> 01:25:05,006 You damn well better make it a good one, Sergeant. 1078 01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:06,547 That's General. 1079 01:25:06,615 --> 01:25:09,880 Not ifyou screw this up. Keeping my chairwarm for me? 1080 01:25:11,086 --> 01:25:13,054 Thankyou. 1081 01:25:13,121 --> 01:25:15,954 I'll take a pair ofspy glasses and a hot chocolate. 1082 01:25:16,057 --> 01:25:17,786 Give me a hose. 1083 01:25:17,893 --> 01:25:22,557 Get up top. When I giveyou the signal, start pumping the selenium. 1084 01:25:22,631 --> 01:25:24,292 Got it. 1085 01:25:43,652 --> 01:25:48,646 Okay, we're gonna spray all around the meteor, then get out ofhere fast. 1086 01:25:51,860 --> 01:25:53,589 Oh, blue monkey! 1087 01:25:56,598 --> 01:25:59,465 Wayne, charge the line now! 1088 01:26:08,743 --> 01:26:12,509 - That's the napalm! - Woodman went early! 1089 01:26:22,624 --> 01:26:24,819 Bad, bad, bad, bad! 1090 01:26:24,926 --> 01:26:27,360 Wayne, come on! 1091 01:26:29,598 --> 01:26:31,896 Okay, I'm out! 1092 01:26:37,906 --> 01:26:39,771 Oh! We gotta go! 1093 01:26:43,545 --> 01:26:47,208 Go! Go, go! Faster! Get up there! 1094 01:26:47,282 --> 01:26:50,251 - Go! - Run foryour life! 1095 01:26:56,491 --> 01:27:00,222 Quite the bonfire, General Woodman. Should've brought some wieners. 1096 01:27:00,295 --> 01:27:02,024 That can be arranged. 1097 01:27:02,097 --> 01:27:05,726 - First reports are excellent, sir. - Very good. 1098 01:27:08,436 --> 01:27:10,734 Keep it together, Wayne. Keep it together. 1099 01:27:11,773 --> 01:27:13,206 Oh, my God. 1100 01:27:20,448 --> 01:27:22,541 What's happening? 1101 01:27:24,019 --> 01:27:25,919 - It's coming! - What's coming? 1102 01:27:28,590 --> 01:27:30,114 Get outta here! 1103 01:27:31,927 --> 01:27:34,361 General, look. 1104 01:27:49,711 --> 01:27:50,905 Hurry! 1105 01:27:50,979 --> 01:27:52,105 Drive! 1106 01:27:52,180 --> 01:27:53,545 Go! Go! 1107 01:28:48,036 --> 01:28:50,266 Fall back. Fall back! 1108 01:28:55,210 --> 01:28:57,371 What the hell is that thing? 1109 01:28:57,445 --> 01:29:01,973 The napalm forced an evolutionary response,just like the match. 1110 01:29:03,118 --> 01:29:04,551 That's evolution? 1111 01:29:04,619 --> 01:29:09,181 Survival ofthe fittest. Often the simplest organism is the strongest. 1112 01:29:09,290 --> 01:29:11,190 It's freaking out. 1113 01:29:11,259 --> 01:29:15,559 It's starting to have some sort ofspaz attack. 1114 01:29:15,630 --> 01:29:19,157 No, that's not spazzing out. 1115 01:29:19,234 --> 01:29:21,225 It's getting ready to divide. 1116 01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:27,232 Mitosis. 1117 01:29:27,308 --> 01:29:31,335 Wait. There's gonna be more ofthese things? 1118 01:29:31,413 --> 01:29:33,005 Yeah, a lot more. 1119 01:29:33,081 --> 01:29:36,414 Its cycle's starting over again. It's gonna go on growing... 1120 01:29:36,484 --> 01:29:38,418 and doubling until it takes over. 1121 01:29:38,486 --> 01:29:42,047 Yeah, but we were here first. 1122 01:29:44,059 --> 01:29:48,428 So that Head & Shoulders idea, is that still the plan orwhat? 1123 01:29:51,566 --> 01:29:52,828 I'm driving. 1124 01:29:52,901 --> 01:29:57,065 I don't care ifhe's on Air Force One. They've got phones. I've seen them! 1125 01:29:57,138 --> 01:29:59,572 I don't think this is gonna wait an hour. 1126 01:29:59,641 --> 01:30:03,338 Hey, what's that fire truck doing out there? 1127 01:30:19,694 --> 01:30:21,127 Mama. 1128 01:30:29,003 --> 01:30:30,595 Can you believe this? 1129 01:30:30,672 --> 01:30:33,402 We gotta find a point ofattack. 1130 01:30:37,879 --> 01:30:39,779 There! 1131 01:30:48,223 --> 01:30:49,588 Nasty! 1132 01:30:49,691 --> 01:30:52,251 Allison, stop, stop. Right here. 1133 01:30:54,662 --> 01:30:58,291 - Here we go! - Get the ladder up! 1134 01:31:00,802 --> 01:31:03,168 Feed me the hose, Deke! 1135 01:31:03,238 --> 01:31:05,570 - What areyou doing? - Going up top. 1136 01:31:05,640 --> 01:31:09,235 Not before me. I've got a major score to settle. 1137 01:31:09,310 --> 01:31:11,175 Go, go! 1138 01:31:27,228 --> 01:31:30,959 We don't have much time. Hurry! 1139 01:31:36,371 --> 01:31:38,601 - Left! - Left! 1140 01:31:38,673 --> 01:31:41,642 All right, I got it. I haven't had too much practice with this thing. 1141 01:31:44,445 --> 01:31:47,437 Stop! Stop! 1142 01:31:50,618 --> 01:31:53,416 - What's going on? - I don't know, but it's getting bigger. 1143 01:31:53,488 --> 01:31:56,286 What the hell are those guys doing with that ladder? 1144 01:31:58,259 --> 01:32:02,127 Looks like they're getting ready to administer ajumbo enema. 1145 01:32:02,197 --> 01:32:04,995 We got one shot. Let's do this. 1146 01:32:05,066 --> 01:32:08,661 It's payback time! 1147 01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:14,574 Keep it in there! 1148 01:32:14,642 --> 01:32:16,872 What's it look like I'm doing? 1149 01:32:18,246 --> 01:32:20,305 It's working! 1150 01:32:25,587 --> 01:32:27,680 - Shit! - Whoa! 1151 01:32:29,624 --> 01:32:30,852 What the hell? 1152 01:32:30,959 --> 01:32:33,621 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1153 01:32:33,728 --> 01:32:35,821 Give me back my friend, you big sphincter! 1154 01:32:36,631 --> 01:32:38,394 She's gonna blow! 1155 01:32:38,466 --> 01:32:39,694 Stop kicking! 1156 01:32:39,767 --> 01:32:41,860 It's horrible in here! 1157 01:32:41,936 --> 01:32:43,198 I gotyou! 1158 01:32:43,271 --> 01:32:46,001 - Please. Hold me. - I gotyou! 1159 01:32:46,074 --> 01:32:47,939 Don't let me go! 1160 01:32:51,412 --> 01:32:54,074 We gotta get outta here. This thing's gonna blow. 1161 01:32:54,148 --> 01:32:56,708 You cannot imagine what I've seen in there. 1162 01:32:56,784 --> 01:32:58,411 Hurry up, guys! 1163 01:32:58,486 --> 01:33:02,422 Ira, don'tyou ever tell anyone where I've been. 1164 01:33:02,523 --> 01:33:04,252 Dear Lord! 1165 01:33:09,931 --> 01:33:11,865 Uh-oh. Time to go. 1166 01:33:14,435 --> 01:33:16,528 - Go! - Go! 1167 01:33:37,959 --> 01:33:40,450 Whoa! We did it! 1168 01:34:15,997 --> 01:34:20,696 Here we go, sir.Just relax, and we'll haveyoujust as good as new. 1169 01:34:21,769 --> 01:34:24,795 I am happy to report that absolutely all remaining traces... 1170 01:34:24,872 --> 01:34:27,534 ofthe alien menace have been eradicated... 1171 01:34:27,608 --> 01:34:30,577 using the selenium shampoo formula developed right here. 1172 01:34:30,645 --> 01:34:35,639 Now let me introduce our civilian scientist heroes and their team. 1173 01:34:35,717 --> 01:34:39,881 The best that the great state ofArizona has been privileged to produce. 1174 01:34:43,891 --> 01:34:46,155 So, this is your moment. 1175 01:34:46,227 --> 01:34:50,061 You wouldn't want to miss this for anything, huh? 1176 01:34:50,131 --> 01:34:55,194 Firstly, I would likeyou all to meet Wayne Grey. 1177 01:34:55,269 --> 01:34:59,399 As oftoday, fully credentialed firefighter. 1178 01:34:59,474 --> 01:35:01,203 I spoke to the chief. 1179 01:35:01,275 --> 01:35:03,243 Oh, thanks, Governor. 1180 01:35:07,181 --> 01:35:11,481 Now our next hero, Professor Harry Block, noted geologist... 1181 01:35:11,552 --> 01:35:14,646 and the winningest coach in North Arizona's women's volleyball. 1182 01:35:14,756 --> 01:35:16,917 I appreciate that, Governor. Very kind. 1183 01:35:17,025 --> 01:35:20,461 First ofall, let's give it up to God. With Him, all things are possible. 1184 01:35:20,561 --> 01:35:23,689 Basically, wejust played tough defense, took it one alien at a time... 1185 01:35:23,765 --> 01:35:25,926 and we were able to come away with the big W. 1186 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:27,661 Thankyou. 1187 01:35:32,173 --> 01:35:33,265 Finally... 1188 01:35:34,342 --> 01:35:37,402 Doctors Ira Kane and Allison Reed... 1189 01:35:37,478 --> 01:35:41,972 whose tireless efforts and research and academic findings led to the-- 1190 01:35:43,484 --> 01:35:46,180 I think he's giving her a bit ofthe Kane Madness. 1191 01:36:00,301 --> 01:36:03,793 Wow! Fighting the alien menace can be tough work. 1192 01:36:03,871 --> 01:36:06,897 And so is keeping your hair clean, shiny and dandruff-free. 1193 01:36:06,974 --> 01:36:10,205 So it's a good thing that we always keep a healthy supply of-- 1194 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:25,000 Subrip by drEAmEr(C)