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Narrator:
People are always asking me

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ifI know Tyler Durden.

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Tyler: 3 minutes.

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Tyler: 3 minutes.

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This is it: ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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[Muffled]

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Narrator: With a gun barrel
between your teeth,

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you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think
ofanything.

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For a second
I totally forget

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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder
how clean that gun is.

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Tyler: Getting
exciting now.

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That old saying,

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howyou always hurt
the oneyou love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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[Police Sirens]

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We have front row seats

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for this theater
ofmass destruction.

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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation
columns ofa dozen buildings

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with blasting gelatin.
In 2 minutes,

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primary charges
will blow base charges

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and a few square blocks

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will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

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2 1 /2.

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Think ofeverything
we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize
that all ofthis:

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the gun, the bombs,
the revolution...

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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey
slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.

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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits

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because his testosterone
was too high,

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and his body
upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to
open up my pecs again

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and drain the fluid.

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Narrator: Between those huge,
sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way
you'd think ofGod's as big.

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up.
Let me start earlier.

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For 6 months,
I couldn't sleep.

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Echo: I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia,
nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy
ofa copy ofa copy.

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When deep space
exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that name everything:

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the I.B.M. Stellarsphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out oftown
a little more this week.

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We got some
red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday.

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He was wearing
his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize
my current reports

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until you advise
ofa status upgrade?

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Make theseyour primary
action items.

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Here's
your flight coupons.

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Call me from the road
ifthere's any snags.

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Narrator:
He was full ofpep.

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Must have had
his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others,
I had become a slave

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to the IKEA
nesting instinct.

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

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Operator: Please hold.

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IfI saw something clever

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like a little coffee table
in the shape ofa yin-yang,

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske
personal office unit,

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the Hovetrekke
home exer-bike,

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or theJohannshamn sofa

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with the Strinne green
stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

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ofenvironmentally friendly
unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs
and wonder:

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What kind ofdining set
defi nes me as a person?

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

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with tiny bubbles
and imperfections.

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Proofthat theywere crafted
by the honest, simple,

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hard-working indigenous
peoples of--

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Operator: Please hold.

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Narrator: Wherever.

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I was holding.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was
the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't
die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off. I wake up
in strange places.

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I have no idea
how I got there.

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You need to lighten up.

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Can you pleasejust
get me something?

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Narrator: Red and blue Tuenols,
lipstick-red Seconals.

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No. You need
healthy natural sleep.

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Chew some Valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.
I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist
Tuesday nights.

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See the guys
with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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Chorus: § La la la §

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§ La la la la la la §

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I always wanted 3 kids,

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2 boys and a girl.

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Mindywanted
2 girls and a boy.

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We never could
agree on anything.

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Well, uh,
you know, she--

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She had her fi rst child
last week, a...

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a girl.

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With--With her, uh,
with her new husband.

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Man: [Whispering] Fuck.

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Hey--Hey, thank God,
you know.

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I'm--I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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Group Leader: Aw.

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Everyone, let's thankThomas
for sharing himselfwith us.

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All: Thankyou, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot ofcourage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time
for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all ofus here
follow Thomas' good example

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and really open ourselves up.

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Would you fi nd a partner?

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Narrator: And this is how
I met the big moosey...

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Man: Come on.
Let's go over here.

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His eyes already
shrink-wrapped in tears...

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knees together,
those awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob.

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Bob.

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Narrator: Bob had been
a champion body-builder.

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You know that
chest-expansion program

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you see on late-night TV?
That was his idea.

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I was ajuicer.

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You know,
using steroids.

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol.
Oh, they use that

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on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My 2 grown kids...

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won't even return
my phone calls.

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Narrator: Strangers
with this kind ofhonesty

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make me go
a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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[Crying]

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Narrator: And then,
something happened.

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

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dark and silent
and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep
this well.

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[Snores]

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I became addicted.

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Come on.

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Narrator:
IfI didn't say anything...

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people always
assumed the worst.

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Man: Welcome, Travis.

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Second man: Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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[Group Murmurs]

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Woman: Now we're going
to open the green door,

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the heart chakra.

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Narrator:
I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer
or parasites.

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I was the warm little center

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that the life ofthis world
crowded around.

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that the life ofthis world
crowded around.

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Imagineyour pain

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as a white ball
ofhealing light.

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It moves overyour body,
healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward

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through the back door
ofthe room.

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Where does it lead?

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Toyour cave.

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Step forward
intoyour cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper
intoyour cave,

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and you're going to fi nd
your power animal.

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[Coos]

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Slide.

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[Giggles]

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Narrator:
Every evening, I died...

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and every evening,
I was born again.

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Resurrected.

203
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Bob loved me
because he thought

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my testicles
were removed, too.

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Being there...

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pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was myvacation.

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And she ruined
everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick Marla Singer

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did not have
testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her
at Free and Clear

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my blood parasites group
Thursdays.

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Then at Hope, my bimonthly
sickle cell circle.

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And again at Seize the Day,

219
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my tuberculosis
Friday night.

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[Coughs Softly]

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly,
I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry.

225
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So once again,
I couldn't sleep.

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Next group,
after guided meditation,

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afterwe open
our heart chakras,

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when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab
that little bitch

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Marla Singer
and scream...

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist!

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I need this!
Now get out!

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Narrator:
I hadn't slept in 4 days.

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TV: Absolutely.
We'll just let that dry.

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When you have insomnia,

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you're never
really asleep...

237
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and you're
never really awake.

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Woman: To begin
tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like
to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah...Chloe.

241
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Chloe looked the way

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Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look

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ifyou made it smile
and walk around the party

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being extra nice
to everybody.

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Well,
I'm still here,

246
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but I don't know
for how long.

247
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That's as much
certainty

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as anyone
can give me.

249
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But I've got
some good news.

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I no longer
have

251
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any fear
ofdeath.

252
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But I am in
a pretty lonely place.

253
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No one will have sex
with me.

254
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I'm so close to the end,

255
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and all I want is to get
laid for the last time.

256
00:13:50,561 --> 00:13:53,962
I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

257
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[Overmodulated]
and lubricants
and amyl nitrate.

258
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Chloe...

259
00:13:57,935 --> 00:14:00,802
Everyone, let's
thank Chloe.

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00:14:00,871 --> 00:14:02,702
[Audience Saying ThankYou]

261
00:14:03,774 --> 00:14:05,537
[Coughing]

262
00:14:05,609 --> 00:14:07,804
Now, let's...
ready ourself

263
00:14:07,878 --> 00:14:10,506
for guided meditation.

264
00:14:10,581 --> 00:14:14,176
You're standing at
the entrance ofyour cave.

265
00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:18,119
You step insideyour cave,
and you walk.

266
00:14:18,189 --> 00:14:19,952
Narrator: IfI did
have a tumor...

267
00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:22,584
I'd name it Marla.

268
00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:24,252
Marla...

269
00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:26,159
the little scratch
on the roofofyour mouth

270
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:28,858
that would heal ifonly
you could stop tonguing it,

271
00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,127
butyou can't.

272
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:31,725
...deeper
intoyour cave

273
00:14:31,802 --> 00:14:34,362
as you walk.

274
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,736
You feel the healing energy
ofthis place

275
00:14:36,807 --> 00:14:39,935
all around you.

276
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,001
Now fi nd your power animal.

277
00:14:46,817 --> 00:14:47,943
Slide.

278
00:14:51,889 --> 00:14:54,881
OK. Now let's partner up.

279
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:57,223
Pick someone special
toyou tonight.

280
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,267
Hey.

281
00:15:06,337 --> 00:15:07,269
We need to talk.

282
00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:08,270
Sure.

283
00:15:13,177 --> 00:15:14,144
I'm ontoyou.

284
00:15:14,211 --> 00:15:15,143
What?

285
00:15:15,212 --> 00:15:16,770
Yeah. You're a faker.

286
00:15:16,847 --> 00:15:18,178
You're not dying.

287
00:15:18,249 --> 00:15:19,546
Sorry?

288
00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:22,882
In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense ofthe word,

289
00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:24,614
I know we're all--
we're all dying, all right?

290
00:15:24,688 --> 00:15:27,156
Butyou're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

291
00:15:28,359 --> 00:15:29,348
So?

292
00:15:30,427 --> 00:15:32,224
Soyou're a tourist.

293
00:15:32,296 --> 00:15:34,230
OK? I've seen you.
I sawyou--

294
00:15:34,298 --> 00:15:35,595
sawyou at melanoma,

295
00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:36,963
sawyou
at tuberculosis,

296
00:15:37,034 --> 00:15:38,968
I sawyou at
testicular cancer.

297
00:15:39,036 --> 00:15:40,731
I sawyou
practicing this.

298
00:15:40,804 --> 00:15:42,101
Practicing what?

299
00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:43,230
Telling me off.

300
00:15:43,307 --> 00:15:45,969
Is it going as well
as you hoped...

301
00:15:46,043 --> 00:15:47,135
'' RUPERT''?

302
00:15:47,211 --> 00:15:48,542
I'll exposeyou.

303
00:15:48,612 --> 00:15:50,603
Go ahead.
I'll exposeyou.

304
00:15:50,681 --> 00:15:51,875
Leader: All right,
come together.

305
00:15:51,949 --> 00:15:54,179
Letyourselves cry.

306
00:15:59,657 --> 00:16:01,648
[Crying Softly]

307
00:16:01,725 --> 00:16:03,488
Oh, God, why
areyou doing this?

308
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,085
It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

309
00:16:06,163 --> 00:16:07,152
No, look...

310
00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:09,131
this is important, OK?

311
00:16:09,199 --> 00:16:10,166
These are my groups.

312
00:16:10,234 --> 00:16:11,826
I've been coming here
for over a year.

313
00:16:11,902 --> 00:16:13,995
Why doyou do it?

314
00:16:14,071 --> 00:16:15,129
I don't know.

315
00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:16,638
When people think
you're dying,

316
00:16:16,707 --> 00:16:18,299
man, they really,
really listen toyou

317
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:19,501
instead ofjust...

318
00:16:19,576 --> 00:16:23,103
Instead ofjust waiting
for their turn to speak.

319
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:25,114
Yeah.

320
00:16:25,182 --> 00:16:26,774
Yeah.

321
00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:29,318
Shareyourself...completely.

322
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,919
OK, you don't want
to get into this.

323
00:16:31,989 --> 00:16:33,547
It becomes an addiction.

324
00:16:33,624 --> 00:16:34,613
Really?

325
00:16:34,692 --> 00:16:35,852
I'm not kidding.

326
00:16:35,926 --> 00:16:38,019
I can't cry ifthere's
another faker present,

327
00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:39,187
and I need this.

328
00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:41,128
Soyou got to fi nd
somewhere else to go.

329
00:16:41,198 --> 00:16:43,530
Candy stripe
a cancerward.

330
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,465
It's not my problem.

331
00:16:47,905 --> 00:16:49,395
Wait, wait, wait.

332
00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:50,997
Whoa. Hold on.
I'll tell you.

333
00:16:51,075 --> 00:16:52,633
We're gonna split up
the week, OK?

334
00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:54,678
You take lymphoma
and tuberculosis--

335
00:16:54,745 --> 00:16:55,871
You take
tuberculosis.

336
00:16:55,946 --> 00:16:57,504
My smoking doesn't
go over at all.

337
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,014
- OK. Good. Fine.
- [Coughs]

338
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,176
Testicular cancer should be
no contest, I think.

339
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:02,218
Well, technically,

340
00:17:02,286 --> 00:17:04,015
I have more right to
be there than you.

341
00:17:04,088 --> 00:17:05,146
You still have
your balls.

342
00:17:05,222 --> 00:17:06,154
You're kidding.

343
00:17:06,223 --> 00:17:08,020
I don't know. Am I?

344
00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:09,650
No. No.

345
00:17:09,727 --> 00:17:10,716
What doyou want?

346
00:17:10,794 --> 00:17:12,318
I'll take the parasites.

347
00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:13,863
You can't have
both the parasites,

348
00:17:13,931 --> 00:17:15,262
but why don'tyou take
the blood parasites--

349
00:17:15,332 --> 00:17:16,560
I want brain parasites.

350
00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:18,260
I'll take
the blood parasites,

351
00:17:18,335 --> 00:17:20,064
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia--

352
00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:21,069
I want that.

353
00:17:21,138 --> 00:17:22,435
You can't have
the whole brain.

354
00:17:22,506 --> 00:17:25,100
So faryou have 4.
I only have 2.

355
00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:26,369
OK.

356
00:17:26,443 --> 00:17:29,139
Take both the parasites.
They'reyours.

357
00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:31,010
Now we both have 3.

358
00:17:35,018 --> 00:17:37,509
Hey, you left
halfyour clothes!

359
00:17:37,588 --> 00:17:40,113
[Tires Squealing]

360
00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:41,817
[Horn Honking]

361
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,393
[Honks]

362
00:17:53,704 --> 00:17:55,524
What, areyou selling those?

363
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,387
Yes! I'm selling
some clothes.

364
00:17:57,459 --> 00:17:58,517
So,

365
00:17:58,594 --> 00:17:59,925
we each have 3.
That's 6.

366
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,225
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

367
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,731
Narrator: The girl
had done her homework.

368
00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:04,731
Thankyou.

369
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,732
No. No, I...

370
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:08,031
I want bowel cancer.

371
00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:09,832
That's your favorite, too?

372
00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:12,135
Try to slip it by me, eh?

373
00:18:12,207 --> 00:18:13,674
Look, we're gonna
split it, OK?

374
00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:15,505
Take the fi rst and third
Sunday ofthe month.

375
00:18:18,881 --> 00:18:19,848
Deal.

376
00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:24,352
Looks like
this is good-bye.

377
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,547
Well, let's not make a
big thing out ofit, OK?

378
00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:28,487
How's this for not
making a big thing?

379
00:18:31,961 --> 00:18:32,985
[Door Opens]

380
00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:34,359
Hey, Marla!

381
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:35,362
[Horn Honks]

382
00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:36,363
Marla!

383
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:40,026
May-Maybe we should
exchange numbers.

384
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:41,535
Should we?

385
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,572
W-We might want
to switch nights.

386
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:46,129
OK.

387
00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:53,638
Narrator: This is how I met
Marla Singer.

388
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,650
[Humming]

389
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,015
Marla's philosophy oflife

390
00:18:57,086 --> 00:18:59,145
was that she might die
at any moment.

391
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,917
The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.

392
00:19:01,991 --> 00:19:03,151
It doesn't have
your name.

393
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,249
Who areyou,

394
00:19:04,326 --> 00:19:06,385
Cornelius,
Rupert,

395
00:19:06,462 --> 00:19:07,793
Travis,

396
00:19:07,863 --> 00:19:09,057
any ofthe
stupid names

397
00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:10,291
you give each
night?

398
00:19:13,502 --> 00:19:16,369
You wake up
at Seatac.

399
00:19:16,438 --> 00:19:17,632
S.F.O...

400
00:19:17,706 --> 00:19:19,731
L.A.X...

401
00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:21,639
You wake up at O'Hare...

402
00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:23,200
Dallas-Fort Worth...

403
00:19:23,278 --> 00:19:25,246
B.W.I...

404
00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:27,544
Pacific, mountain,
central...

405
00:19:27,616 --> 00:19:29,174
Lose an hour,
gain an hour...

406
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,775
Check-in for that
flight doesn't begin

407
00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:32,343
for another 2 hours,
sir.

408
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:36,448
This is your life, and it's
ending one minute at a time.

409
00:19:36,525 --> 00:19:38,925
You wake up at Air Harbor
International...

410
00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:40,928
P.A.: ...the aircraft has
come to a complete stop.

411
00:19:40,996 --> 00:19:42,657
Ifyou wake up
at a different time,

412
00:19:42,731 --> 00:19:44,699
in a different place,

413
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,860
could you wake up
as a different person?

414
00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:50,070
Everywhere I travel,

415
00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:51,572
tiny life...

416
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,471
single-serving sugar...

417
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:54,668
single-serving cream...

418
00:19:54,743 --> 00:19:56,574
single pat ofbutter...

419
00:19:56,645 --> 00:19:59,478
a microwave cordon-bleu
hobby kit.

420
00:19:59,548 --> 00:20:01,516
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

421
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:04,814
Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars ofsoap.

422
00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:09,447
The people I meet
on each flight,

423
00:20:09,525 --> 00:20:12,585
they're single-serving
friends.

424
00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:15,459
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

425
00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:17,795
but that's all we get.

426
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:19,731
Together: Welcome!

427
00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:22,928
Narrator: On
a long enough timeline,

428
00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:25,530
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

429
00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:27,666
I was a recall coordinator.

430
00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:29,802
Myjob was
to apply the formula.

431
00:20:29,878 --> 00:20:30,810
Here's where
the infant

432
00:20:30,879 --> 00:20:32,176
went through
the windshield.

433
00:20:32,247 --> 00:20:33,236
3 points.

434
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,646
Narrator: A new car
built by my company

435
00:20:34,717 --> 00:20:37,083
leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

436
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,643
The rear differential
locks up.

437
00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:40,711
The teenager's braces

438
00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:42,313
are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

439
00:20:42,391 --> 00:20:44,655
Might make
a good antismoking ad.

440
00:20:44,727 --> 00:20:46,160
Narrator:
The car crashes and burns

441
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:47,820
with everyone
trapped inside.

442
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:50,387
Now, should we
initiate a recall?

443
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:51,660
The father
must've been huge.

444
00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:52,894
You see
where the fat

445
00:20:52,968 --> 00:20:54,128
has burned
to the seat,

446
00:20:54,203 --> 00:20:55,693
the polyester shirt?

447
00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:57,830
- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

448
00:20:57,906 --> 00:21:00,875
Narrator: Take the number of
vehicles in the field, ''A,''

449
00:21:00,943 --> 00:21:03,571
multiply it by the probable
rate offailure, '' B,''

450
00:21:03,645 --> 00:21:04,669
then multiply the result

451
00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:07,045
by the average out-of-court
settlement, ''C.''

452
00:21:07,116 --> 00:21:09,846
''A'' times '' B'' times ''C''

453
00:21:09,918 --> 00:21:11,385
equals ''X.''

454
00:21:11,453 --> 00:21:14,388
If''X'' is less
than the cost ofa recall,

455
00:21:14,456 --> 00:21:16,651
we don't do one.

456
00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:17,953
Are there a lot

457
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,926
ofthese kinds
ofaccidents?

458
00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:21,860
You wouldn't believe.

459
00:21:23,665 --> 00:21:25,895
Which car company
doyou work for?

460
00:21:26,969 --> 00:21:28,630
A major one.

461
00:21:30,606 --> 00:21:32,597
Narrator: Every time the plane
banked too sharply

462
00:21:32,674 --> 00:21:34,505
on takeoff or landing,

463
00:21:34,576 --> 00:21:36,441
I prayed for a crash

464
00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,002
or a midair collision.

465
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,048
Anything.

466
00:21:42,985 --> 00:21:44,418
[Screaming]

467
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,722
Life insurance
pays off triple

468
00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:52,283
ifyou die
on a business trip.

469
00:21:52,361 --> 00:21:53,385
[Ding]

470
00:21:55,798 --> 00:21:58,164
''Ifyou are seated in an
emergency exit row...''

471
00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,427
Yeah...

472
00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:01,093
''And you feel
you would be unable

473
00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,569
or unwilling to
perform the duties

474
00:22:02,638 --> 00:22:04,367
listed on
the safety card,

475
00:22:04,439 --> 00:22:06,031
please ask
a flight attendant

476
00:22:06,108 --> 00:22:07,040
to reseatyou.''

477
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,939
It's a lot
ofresponsibility.

478
00:22:11,013 --> 00:22:13,243
Wanna switch seats?

479
00:22:13,315 --> 00:22:14,873
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man

480
00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:16,781
for that particularjob.

481
00:22:16,852 --> 00:22:19,753
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet.

482
00:22:19,822 --> 00:22:21,380
Mm-hmm.

483
00:22:21,456 --> 00:22:23,390
The illusion ofsafety.

484
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:26,188
Yeah. I guess so.

485
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,752
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

486
00:22:28,831 --> 00:22:30,560
Soyou can breathe.

487
00:22:30,632 --> 00:22:33,499
Oxygen gets you high.

488
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:35,002
In a catastrophic
emergency,

489
00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:38,062
you're taking giant
panicked breaths.

490
00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:40,700
Suddenlyyou become
euphoric, docile.

491
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,006
You acceptyour fate.

492
00:22:43,078 --> 00:22:45,672
It's all right here.

493
00:22:45,747 --> 00:22:47,476
Emergency
water landing--

494
00:22:47,549 --> 00:22:49,016
600 miles an hour.

495
00:22:49,084 --> 00:22:50,108
Blank faces,

496
00:22:50,185 --> 00:22:51,846
calm as Hindu cows.

497
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,945
That's, um...

498
00:22:54,022 --> 00:22:57,048
That's an interesting
theory.

499
00:22:59,661 --> 00:23:00,992
What doyou do?

500
00:23:01,063 --> 00:23:02,496
What doyou mean?

501
00:23:02,564 --> 00:23:03,826
What doyou do
for a living?

502
00:23:03,899 --> 00:23:07,027
Why? Soyou can pretend
likeyou're interested?

503
00:23:07,102 --> 00:23:08,626
[Laughs]

504
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:10,897
OK.

505
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:12,804
You have a kind of
sick desperation

506
00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,103
in your laugh.

507
00:23:16,845 --> 00:23:19,439
We have
the exact same briefcase.

508
00:23:20,716 --> 00:23:22,343
Soap.

509
00:23:22,417 --> 00:23:23,349
Sorry?

510
00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:26,148
I make
and I sell soap--

511
00:23:26,221 --> 00:23:29,054
theyardstick
ofcivilization.

512
00:23:29,124 --> 00:23:30,853
Narrator: And this is
how I met...

513
00:23:30,926 --> 00:23:32,621
''Tyler Durden.''

514
00:23:32,694 --> 00:23:34,525
Did you know, ifyou
mixed equal parts

515
00:23:34,596 --> 00:23:36,496
ofgasoline and frozen
orangejuice concentrate,

516
00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:38,362
you can make napalm?

517
00:23:38,433 --> 00:23:40,264
No, I did not know that.
Is that true?

518
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:41,393
That's right.

519
00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:43,062
One can make all kinds
ofexplosives

520
00:23:43,138 --> 00:23:44,935
using simple
household items.

521
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,099
Really?

522
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:47,801
Ifone were
so inclined.

523
00:23:52,547 --> 00:23:55,243
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting

524
00:23:55,317 --> 00:23:57,842
''single-serving'' friend
I've ever met.

525
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,717
See, obviously,

526
00:23:59,788 --> 00:24:01,653
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even--

527
00:24:01,723 --> 00:24:03,918
Oh, I get it.
It's very clever.

528
00:24:03,992 --> 00:24:05,550
Thankyou.

529
00:24:05,627 --> 00:24:08,391
How's that working out
foryou?

530
00:24:08,463 --> 00:24:09,395
What?

531
00:24:09,464 --> 00:24:10,590
Being clever.

532
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,066
Great.

533
00:24:13,135 --> 00:24:15,069
Keep it up, then.

534
00:24:15,137 --> 00:24:16,069
Right up.

535
00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:19,407
Now a question
ofetiquette.

536
00:24:19,474 --> 00:24:20,566
As I pass,

537
00:24:20,642 --> 00:24:22,075
do I giveyou the ass
or the crotch?

538
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:32,410
Narrator: How I came
to live with Tyler is...

539
00:24:32,487 --> 00:24:35,479
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

540
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:44,664
Was--Was it ticking?

541
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,099
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,

542
00:24:47,169 --> 00:24:48,636
'cause modern bombs
don't tick.

543
00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:50,035
Sorry. ''Throwers''?

544
00:24:50,105 --> 00:24:51,265
Baggage handlers.

545
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:54,537
But when a suitcase
vibrates,

546
00:24:54,609 --> 00:24:57,043
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.

547
00:24:57,112 --> 00:24:59,740
My suitcase...was vibrating?

548
00:24:59,815 --> 00:25:01,840
9 times out of 1 0,
it's an electric razor,

549
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,977
but every once
in a while...

550
00:25:07,456 --> 00:25:09,048
[Whispering]
it's a dildo.

551
00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:12,216
Ofcourse,
it's company policy

552
00:25:12,294 --> 00:25:13,818
never to imply
ownership

553
00:25:13,895 --> 00:25:15,226
in the event
ofa dildo.

554
00:25:15,297 --> 00:25:16,491
We have to use
the indefi nite article

555
00:25:16,565 --> 00:25:17,554
a dildo.

556
00:25:17,632 --> 00:25:20,965
Neveryour dildo.

557
00:25:21,036 --> 00:25:22,060
I don't own a--

558
00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:27,638
Narrator: I had everything
in that suitcase--

559
00:25:27,709 --> 00:25:28,916
my CK shirts,

560
00:25:29,050 --> 00:25:30,677
my DKNY shoes,

561
00:25:30,751 --> 00:25:32,048
myAX ties.

562
00:25:33,921 --> 00:25:35,013
Never mind.

563
00:25:36,624 --> 00:25:40,390
Man: Hey! That's my car!

564
00:25:41,696 --> 00:25:43,630
[Police Radio Chatter]

565
00:25:43,698 --> 00:25:46,861
[Siren]

566
00:25:46,934 --> 00:25:49,402
Home was a condo
on the 1 5th floor

567
00:25:49,470 --> 00:25:52,132
ofa fi ling cabinet forwidows
and young professionals.

568
00:25:52,206 --> 00:25:54,868
The walls
were solid concrete.

569
00:25:54,942 --> 00:25:56,739
A foot ofconcrete's
important

570
00:25:56,811 --> 00:25:58,472
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go

571
00:25:58,546 --> 00:26:00,980
and has to watch game shows
at full volume...

572
00:26:01,048 --> 00:26:02,845
Orwhen a volcanic blast

573
00:26:02,917 --> 00:26:05,647
and debris that used to beyour
furniture and personal effects

574
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,517
blows out ofyour
floor-to-ceiling windows

575
00:26:07,588 --> 00:26:09,351
and sails flaming
into the night.

576
00:26:09,423 --> 00:26:11,414
[Helicopter Circling]

577
00:26:15,629 --> 00:26:17,961
I suppose
these things happen.

578
00:26:30,678 --> 00:26:33,010
There's nothing up there.

579
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,378
You can't go
into the unit.

580
00:26:35,449 --> 00:26:36,746
Police orders.

581
00:26:45,026 --> 00:26:47,426
Doyou have somebody
you can call?

582
00:26:48,662 --> 00:26:50,027
Narrator: How embarrassing.

583
00:26:50,097 --> 00:26:52,930
A house full ofcondiments
and no food.

584
00:27:02,443 --> 00:27:04,377
The police would
later tell me

585
00:27:04,445 --> 00:27:06,174
that the pilot light
might have gone out,

586
00:27:06,247 --> 00:27:10,183
letting outjust
a little bit ofgas.

587
00:27:10,251 --> 00:27:12,515
That gas could have
slowly fi lled the condo--

588
00:27:12,586 --> 00:27:15,111
1 ,700 square feet
ofhigh ceilings

589
00:27:15,189 --> 00:27:16,952
for days and days.

590
00:27:24,231 --> 00:27:26,825
Then the refrigerator's
compressor could've clicked on.

591
00:27:26,901 --> 00:27:28,061
[Telephone Ringing]

592
00:27:28,135 --> 00:27:31,195
Marla: Yeah?

593
00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:35,967
I can hearyou
breathing, you--

594
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,349
Ifyou asked me now,

595
00:27:47,421 --> 00:27:49,252
I couldn't tell you
why I called him.

596
00:27:56,864 --> 00:27:59,765
[Telephone Ringing
On Other End]

597
00:28:19,053 --> 00:28:21,521
[Ring]

598
00:28:24,558 --> 00:28:26,958
[Ring]

599
00:28:29,530 --> 00:28:30,497
[Ring]

600
00:28:31,732 --> 00:28:33,393
Hello?

601
00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:34,434
Man: Who's this?

602
00:28:34,502 --> 00:28:36,231
[Potato Chips Crunching]

603
00:28:36,303 --> 00:28:37,702
Tyler?

604
00:28:37,771 --> 00:28:39,329
Who is this?

605
00:28:39,406 --> 00:28:42,136
Um, ahem, we met
on the airplane.

606
00:28:42,209 --> 00:28:44,143
We had the same
suitcase.

607
00:28:44,211 --> 00:28:45,735
[Crunching]

608
00:28:45,813 --> 00:28:47,440
Uh, the clever guy.

609
00:28:47,515 --> 00:28:51,611
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

610
00:28:51,685 --> 00:28:53,482
I called
a second ago.

611
00:28:53,554 --> 00:28:55,545
There was no answer.
I'm at a pay phone.

612
00:28:55,623 --> 00:28:57,181
Yeah. I star-69ed you.

613
00:28:57,258 --> 00:28:58,953
I never pick up my phone.

614
00:28:59,026 --> 00:29:00,493
[Crunching]

615
00:29:00,561 --> 00:29:02,358
So, what's up, man?

616
00:29:02,429 --> 00:29:05,626
Uh, well...

617
00:29:05,699 --> 00:29:08,133
you're not gonna
believe this.

618
00:29:10,538 --> 00:29:12,062
Tyler: You know, man,
it could be worse.

619
00:29:12,139 --> 00:29:13,470
A woman could
cut offyour penis

620
00:29:13,541 --> 00:29:14,633
whileyou're sleeping

621
00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:15,970
and toss it
out the window

622
00:29:16,043 --> 00:29:17,169
ofa moving car.

623
00:29:17,244 --> 00:29:18,768
There's always that.

624
00:29:18,846 --> 00:29:20,507
I don't know,
it'sjust...

625
00:29:20,581 --> 00:29:22,014
when you buy furniture,

626
00:29:22,082 --> 00:29:23,481
you tell yourself,
that's it.

627
00:29:23,551 --> 00:29:25,314
That's the last sofa
I'm gonna need.

628
00:29:25,386 --> 00:29:26,648
Whatever else happens,

629
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,779
I've got that
sofa problem handled.

630
00:29:28,856 --> 00:29:30,289
I had it all.

631
00:29:30,357 --> 00:29:32,154
I had a stereo
that was very decent,

632
00:29:32,226 --> 00:29:34,820
a wardrobe that was getting
very respectable.

633
00:29:34,895 --> 00:29:38,194
I was close
to being complete.

634
00:29:38,265 --> 00:29:39,664
Shit, man.
Now it's all gone.

635
00:29:39,733 --> 00:29:40,825
All gone.

636
00:29:40,901 --> 00:29:43,597
Hmm. All gone.

637
00:29:45,472 --> 00:29:46,962
Doyou know
what a duvet is?

638
00:29:47,041 --> 00:29:48,167
Comforter.

639
00:29:48,242 --> 00:29:49,937
It's a blanket.

640
00:29:50,010 --> 00:29:51,068
Just a blanket.

641
00:29:51,145 --> 00:29:52,976
Why do guys
likeyou and I

642
00:29:53,047 --> 00:29:54,014
know what
a duvet is?

643
00:29:54,081 --> 00:29:56,549
Is this essential
to our survival

644
00:29:56,617 --> 00:29:58,175
in the hunter-gatherer
sense ofthe word?

645
00:29:58,252 --> 00:29:59,549
No.

646
00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:02,054
What are we, then?

647
00:30:02,122 --> 00:30:04,989
We're, uh, you know,
consumers...

648
00:30:05,059 --> 00:30:06,822
Right. We're consumers.

649
00:30:06,894 --> 00:30:10,295
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

650
00:30:10,364 --> 00:30:12,662
Murder, crime, poverty--

651
00:30:12,733 --> 00:30:14,462
these things
don't concern me.

652
00:30:14,535 --> 00:30:17,766
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

653
00:30:17,838 --> 00:30:19,965
television
with 500 channels,

654
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,974
some guy's name
on my underwear.

655
00:30:22,042 --> 00:30:24,704
Rogaine, Viagra,
Olestra.

656
00:30:24,778 --> 00:30:25,710
Martha Stewart.

657
00:30:25,779 --> 00:30:26,905
Fuck Martha Stewart.

658
00:30:26,981 --> 00:30:29,745
Martha's polishing the brass
on the Titanic.

659
00:30:29,817 --> 00:30:31,216
It's all going down, man.

660
00:30:31,285 --> 00:30:33,719
So fuck off
with your sofa units

661
00:30:33,787 --> 00:30:36,085
and Strinne green
stripe patterns.

662
00:30:36,156 --> 00:30:38,590
I say,
never be complete.

663
00:30:38,659 --> 00:30:40,251
I say,
stop being perfect.

664
00:30:40,327 --> 00:30:42,852
I say, let's...
let's evolve.

665
00:30:42,930 --> 00:30:44,795
Let the chips
fall where they may.

666
00:30:47,334 --> 00:30:49,529
But that's me,
and I could be wrong.

667
00:30:49,603 --> 00:30:51,662
Maybe it's a terrible
tragedy.

668
00:30:51,739 --> 00:30:53,172
No. It'sjust stuff.

669
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,229
It's not a tragedy,
but...

670
00:30:54,308 --> 00:30:55,400
Well, you did lose

671
00:30:55,476 --> 00:30:58,070
a lot ofversatile solutions
for modern living.

672
00:30:58,145 --> 00:30:59,134
Fuck. You're right.

673
00:30:59,213 --> 00:31:00,578
No. I don't smoke.

674
00:31:04,118 --> 00:31:07,815
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

675
00:31:10,324 --> 00:31:12,451
What?

676
00:31:12,526 --> 00:31:16,656
The things you own
end up owning you.

677
00:31:18,999 --> 00:31:20,261
But do what
you like, man.

678
00:31:21,802 --> 00:31:22,734
[Sigh]

679
00:31:22,803 --> 00:31:23,861
Oh, it's late.

680
00:31:23,937 --> 00:31:25,734
Hey, thanks
for the beer.

681
00:31:25,806 --> 00:31:27,068
Yeah, man.

682
00:31:27,141 --> 00:31:30,008
I should fi nd
a hotel.

683
00:31:30,077 --> 00:31:31,009
Oh.

684
00:31:31,078 --> 00:31:32,010
What?

685
00:31:32,079 --> 00:31:33,011
What?

686
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,012
A hotel.

687
00:31:34,081 --> 00:31:35,013
Yeah.

688
00:31:35,082 --> 00:31:36,709
Just ask, man.

689
00:31:36,784 --> 00:31:39,116
What areyou
talking about?

690
00:31:39,186 --> 00:31:40,210
Oh, God.

691
00:31:40,287 --> 00:31:41,720
3 pitchers ofbeer,

692
00:31:41,789 --> 00:31:43,381
and you still
can't ask.

693
00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:46,084
What?

694
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,923
You called me 'causeyou
needed a place to stay.

695
00:31:47,995 --> 00:31:49,792
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

696
00:31:49,863 --> 00:31:51,831
Yes, you did.
Sojust ask.

697
00:31:51,899 --> 00:31:54,197
Cut the foreplay
andjust ask, man.

698
00:31:55,969 --> 00:31:58,233
Would that
be a problem?

699
00:31:58,305 --> 00:32:00,398
Is it a problem
foryou to ask?

700
00:32:01,909 --> 00:32:03,308
Can I stay
atyour place?

701
00:32:03,377 --> 00:32:04,309
Yeah.

702
00:32:05,379 --> 00:32:06,778
Thanks.

703
00:32:10,751 --> 00:32:12,981
I wantyou
to do me a favor.

704
00:32:13,053 --> 00:32:14,179
Yeah, sure.

705
00:32:14,254 --> 00:32:17,087
I wantyou to hit me
as hard as you can.

706
00:32:17,157 --> 00:32:19,125
What?

707
00:32:19,193 --> 00:32:22,993
I wantyou to hit me
as hard as you can.

708
00:32:23,063 --> 00:32:24,530
Narrator: Let me tell you
a little bit

709
00:32:24,598 --> 00:32:26,031
about Tyler Durden.

710
00:32:26,133 --> 00:32:28,601
Tylerwas a night person.

711
00:32:28,669 --> 00:32:29,863
While the rest ofus
were sleeping,

712
00:32:29,937 --> 00:32:30,961
he worked.

713
00:32:31,038 --> 00:32:34,166
He had one part-timejob
as a projectionist.

714
00:32:34,241 --> 00:32:36,038
See, a movie doesn't come
all on one big reel.

715
00:32:36,110 --> 00:32:37,270
It comes on a few.

716
00:32:37,344 --> 00:32:39,835
So someone has to be there
to switch the projectors

717
00:32:39,913 --> 00:32:42,143
at the exact moment
that one reel ends

718
00:32:42,216 --> 00:32:43,478
and the next one begins.

719
00:32:43,550 --> 00:32:45,541
Ifyou look for it,
you can see these little dots

720
00:32:45,619 --> 00:32:47,644
come into the upper right-hand
corner ofthe screen.

721
00:32:47,721 --> 00:32:48,653
[Beep]

722
00:32:48,722 --> 00:32:49,780
In the industry,

723
00:32:49,857 --> 00:32:51,154
we call them
''cigarette burns.''

724
00:32:51,225 --> 00:32:53,284
That's the cue
for a changeover.

725
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,793
He flips the projectors,

726
00:32:54,862 --> 00:32:56,727
the movie keeps
right on going,

727
00:32:56,797 --> 00:32:58,264
and nobody in the audience
has any idea.

728
00:32:58,332 --> 00:33:00,823
Whywould anyone want
this shitjob?

729
00:33:00,901 --> 00:33:03,799
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

730
00:33:03,933 --> 00:33:05,901
Like splicing single frames
ofpornography

731
00:33:05,968 --> 00:33:07,367
into family fi lms.

732
00:33:07,436 --> 00:33:09,529
So when the snooty cat
and the courageous dog

733
00:33:09,605 --> 00:33:11,038
with the celebrityvoices

734
00:33:11,106 --> 00:33:13,097
meet for the fi rst time
in reel 3,

735
00:33:13,175 --> 00:33:14,403
that's when you'll
catch a flash

736
00:33:14,476 --> 00:33:16,774
ofTyler's contribution
to the fi lm.

737
00:33:16,846 --> 00:33:19,474
[Characters On Screen
Singing Merrily]

738
00:33:19,548 --> 00:33:20,480
[Woman Moans]

739
00:33:20,549 --> 00:33:22,210
[Merry Song Continues]

740
00:33:23,619 --> 00:33:25,143
Nobody knows
that they saw it,

741
00:33:25,221 --> 00:33:26,279
but they did.

742
00:33:26,355 --> 00:33:28,823
A nice big cock.

743
00:33:31,527 --> 00:33:33,620
[Crying]

744
00:33:33,696 --> 00:33:36,426
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

745
00:33:41,203 --> 00:33:44,366
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter

746
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,772
at the luxurious
Pressman Hotel.

747
00:33:50,246 --> 00:33:51,372
[Urinating]

748
00:33:51,447 --> 00:33:53,244
He was the guerilla
terrorist

749
00:33:53,315 --> 00:33:55,647
ofthe food service
industry.

750
00:33:55,718 --> 00:33:56,776
Do not watch.

751
00:33:56,852 --> 00:33:58,342
I cannot go
when you watch.

752
00:33:58,420 --> 00:33:59,978
Apart from seasoning
the lobster bisque,

753
00:34:00,055 --> 00:34:01,488
he farted on meringues,

754
00:34:01,557 --> 00:34:02,990
sneezed
on braised endive.

755
00:34:03,058 --> 00:34:04,616
And as for the cream
ofmushroom soup,

756
00:34:04,693 --> 00:34:05,785
well...

757
00:34:05,861 --> 00:34:07,294
Go ahead, tell them.

758
00:34:07,363 --> 00:34:09,263
You get the idea.

759
00:34:09,365 --> 00:34:11,026
What doyou want me to do?
Youjust want me to hityou?

760
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:12,692
Come on. Do me
this one favor.

761
00:34:12,768 --> 00:34:13,757
Why?

762
00:34:13,836 --> 00:34:15,133
Why? I don't know why.
I don't know.

763
00:34:15,204 --> 00:34:16,171
I've never been in a fight.
Haveyou?

764
00:34:16,238 --> 00:34:17,671
No, but that's
a good thing.

765
00:34:17,740 --> 00:34:18,798
No, it is not.

766
00:34:18,874 --> 00:34:19,806
How much can you
know aboutyourself

767
00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:21,308
ifyou've never
been in a fight?

768
00:34:21,377 --> 00:34:22,674
I don't wanna die
without any scars.

769
00:34:22,745 --> 00:34:24,610
So, come on, hit me
before I lose my nerve.

770
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,376
God, this is crazy.

771
00:34:27,449 --> 00:34:29,041
So go crazy.
Let 'er rip.

772
00:34:29,118 --> 00:34:30,949
Hey, I don't know
about this.

773
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:33,250
I don't, either,
but who gives a shit?

774
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:35,017
No one's watching.
What doyou care?

775
00:34:35,090 --> 00:34:37,320
Wait. This is crazy.
You want me to hityou?

776
00:34:37,393 --> 00:34:39,327
That's right.

777
00:34:39,395 --> 00:34:41,829
What, like,
in the face?

778
00:34:41,897 --> 00:34:43,262
Surprise me.

779
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,532
This is so
fucking stupid.

780
00:34:56,578 --> 00:34:57,909
Ohh!

781
00:34:57,980 --> 00:35:00,813
Motherfucker!

782
00:35:00,883 --> 00:35:02,817
You hit me
in the ear.

783
00:35:02,885 --> 00:35:04,113
Well,Jesus,
I'm sorry.

784
00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:06,051
Ow! Christ!

785
00:35:06,121 --> 00:35:07,816
Why the ear, man?

786
00:35:07,890 --> 00:35:08,948
Aw, I fucked it up.

787
00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,048
No. That was perfect.

788
00:35:10,125 --> 00:35:11,820
Ohh! Uhh!

789
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,096
Nah, it's all right.

790
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:27,732
That really hurts.

791
00:35:27,810 --> 00:35:30,643
Right.

792
00:35:30,713 --> 00:35:31,975
Hit me again.

793
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,139
[Laughing]

794
00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:34,147
No. You hit me.

795
00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:35,240
Come on.

796
00:35:51,867 --> 00:35:54,267
We should do this
again sometime.

797
00:36:07,449 --> 00:36:08,507
Where's your car?

798
00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:09,608
What car?

799
00:36:09,685 --> 00:36:10,913
[Belches]

800
00:36:20,262 --> 00:36:22,526
Narrator: I don't know how
Tyler found that house,

801
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:24,725
but he said
he'd been there for a year.

802
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,860
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

803
00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:30,166
Most ofthe windows
were boarded up.

804
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,503
There was no lock
on the front door

805
00:36:32,574 --> 00:36:35,873
from when the police
orwhoever kicked it in.

806
00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:37,639
The stairs
were ready to collapse.

807
00:36:37,713 --> 00:36:40,682
I didn't know ifhe owned it
or ifhe was squatting.

808
00:36:40,749 --> 00:36:42,614
Neitherwould have
surprised me.

809
00:36:43,852 --> 00:36:45,285
Yeah. That's you.

810
00:36:45,354 --> 00:36:46,480
That's me.

811
00:36:46,555 --> 00:36:48,352
That's the toilet.

812
00:36:48,424 --> 00:36:49,356
Good?

813
00:36:49,425 --> 00:36:50,357
Yeah. Thanks.

814
00:36:51,627 --> 00:36:53,322
Narrator: What a shithole.

815
00:36:53,395 --> 00:36:55,056
[Springs Clang]

816
00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:56,825
Nothing worked.

817
00:36:56,899 --> 00:36:58,332
[Water Pipes Rumble]

818
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,697
Turning on one light

819
00:36:59,768 --> 00:37:02,703
meant another light
in the house went out.

820
00:37:02,771 --> 00:37:04,204
There were no neighbors,

821
00:37:04,273 --> 00:37:06,298
Just some warehouses
and a paper mill--

822
00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:08,172
that fart smell ofsteam,

823
00:37:08,243 --> 00:37:10,575
the hamster cage smell
ofwood chips.

824
00:37:10,646 --> 00:37:12,671
Afterwork tomorrow,
we'll be--

825
00:37:12,748 --> 00:37:14,716
Hey. What have
we here?

826
00:37:29,731 --> 00:37:30,663
Hey, guys.

827
00:37:30,732 --> 00:37:31,824
Hey.

828
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:33,060
It's cool.

829
00:37:33,135 --> 00:37:34,124
Ohh!

830
00:37:34,203 --> 00:37:36,034
[Whistling
Nonchalantly]

831
00:37:42,911 --> 00:37:46,540
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

832
00:37:46,615 --> 00:37:48,139
By the end
ofthe fi rst month,

833
00:37:48,217 --> 00:37:49,912
I didn't miss TV.

834
00:37:49,985 --> 00:37:54,285
I didn't even mind the warm,
stale refrigerator.

835
00:38:06,969 --> 00:38:08,766
Can I be next?

836
00:38:13,108 --> 00:38:14,166
All right, man.

837
00:38:14,243 --> 00:38:16,438
Lose the tie.

838
00:38:18,847 --> 00:38:19,905
[Ricocheting
Golf Ball]

839
00:38:19,982 --> 00:38:21,279
Ooh!

840
00:38:21,350 --> 00:38:22,942
Narrator: At night,
Tyler and I were alone

841
00:38:23,018 --> 00:38:25,282
for a halfa mile
in every direction.

842
00:38:27,523 --> 00:38:28,455
[Clang]

843
00:38:31,260 --> 00:38:33,694
Rain trickled down
through the plaster

844
00:38:33,762 --> 00:38:35,195
and the light fixtures.

845
00:38:35,264 --> 00:38:37,095
Everything wooden
swelled and shrank.

846
00:38:37,166 --> 00:38:41,102
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.

847
00:38:41,170 --> 00:38:44,469
The previous occupant had been
a bit ofa shut-in.

848
00:38:44,540 --> 00:38:46,269
Hey, man, what
areyou reading?

849
00:38:46,341 --> 00:38:47,399
Listen to this.

850
00:38:47,476 --> 00:38:49,376
It's an article
written by an organ

851
00:38:49,444 --> 00:38:50,877
in the fi rst person.

852
00:38:50,946 --> 00:38:53,506
''I amJack's
medulla oblongata.

853
00:38:53,582 --> 00:38:55,209
Without me,Jack
could not regulate

854
00:38:55,284 --> 00:38:57,445
his heart rate,
blood pressure, or breathing.''

855
00:38:57,519 --> 00:38:59,919
There's a whole series
ofthese.

856
00:38:59,988 --> 00:39:01,353
''I amJill's nipples. ''

857
00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:04,884
''I amJack's colon. ''

858
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,360
Yeah. ''I get cancer.
I killJack.''

859
00:39:08,897 --> 00:39:10,626
Whoa--Ohh!

860
00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:11,961
Narrator: After fighting,

861
00:39:12,034 --> 00:39:14,264
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.

862
00:39:14,336 --> 00:39:17,772
[Muted Complaining]

863
00:39:17,839 --> 00:39:18,771
What?

864
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,273
You could deal
with anything.

865
00:39:20,342 --> 00:39:21,775
Haveyou fi nished
those reports?

866
00:39:26,481 --> 00:39:27,778
Tyler: Ifyou could
fight anyone,

867
00:39:27,849 --> 00:39:29,077
who would you fight?

868
00:39:29,151 --> 00:39:31,585
I'd fight my boss,
probably.

869
00:39:31,653 --> 00:39:33,018
Really?

870
00:39:33,088 --> 00:39:35,648
Yeah. Why, who would
you fight?

871
00:39:35,724 --> 00:39:36,884
I'd fight my dad.

872
00:39:36,959 --> 00:39:38,756
I don't know my dad.

873
00:39:38,827 --> 00:39:40,624
I mean, I know him,

874
00:39:40,696 --> 00:39:43,529
but he left when I was,
like, 6 years old,

875
00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:46,033
married this otherwoman
and had some other kids.

876
00:39:46,101 --> 00:39:47,762
He, like, did this
every 6 years.

877
00:39:47,836 --> 00:39:50,703
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.

878
00:39:50,772 --> 00:39:52,899
Fucker should open up
franchises.

879
00:39:54,376 --> 00:39:55,968
My dad never
went to college,

880
00:39:56,044 --> 00:39:58,478
so it was real
important that I go.

881
00:39:58,547 --> 00:39:59,605
That sounds familiar.

882
00:39:59,681 --> 00:40:01,808
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.

883
00:40:01,883 --> 00:40:05,319
I say, '' Dad, now what?''
He says, ''Get ajob.''

884
00:40:05,387 --> 00:40:06,319
Same here.

885
00:40:06,388 --> 00:40:07,412
Now I'm 25.

886
00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:08,820
I make
myyearly call again.

887
00:40:08,890 --> 00:40:11,120
I say, '' Dad, now what?''

888
00:40:11,193 --> 00:40:13,593
He says, ''I don't know.
Get married.''

889
00:40:13,662 --> 00:40:15,596
Eh, I mean...

890
00:40:15,664 --> 00:40:16,892
I can't get married.

891
00:40:16,965 --> 00:40:17,989
[Thunder]

892
00:40:18,066 --> 00:40:19,727
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

893
00:40:19,801 --> 00:40:21,325
We're a generation
ofmen

894
00:40:21,403 --> 00:40:22,563
raised bywomen.

895
00:40:22,638 --> 00:40:25,004
I'm wondering
ifanotherwoman

896
00:40:25,073 --> 00:40:26,870
is really
the answerwe need.

897
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:35,544
Narrator: Most ofthe week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.

898
00:40:35,617 --> 00:40:36,174
[Whistling]

899
00:40:37,085 --> 00:40:38,286
But every Saturday night,

900
00:40:38,286 --> 00:40:39,150
But every Saturday night,

901
00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:41,654
we were fi nding
something out.

902
00:40:41,723 --> 00:40:43,884
We were fi nding out
more and more

903
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,050
that we were not alone.

904
00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:48,924
Man: Who turned
the lights off?

905
00:40:48,997 --> 00:40:50,259
It used to be

906
00:40:50,332 --> 00:40:51,993
that when I came home
angry or depressed,

907
00:40:52,067 --> 00:40:53,728
I'djust clean my condo,

908
00:40:53,802 --> 00:40:55,770
polish
my Scandinavian furniture.

909
00:40:55,837 --> 00:40:58,237
I should've been looking
for a new condo.

910
00:40:58,306 --> 00:41:01,036
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.

911
00:41:01,109 --> 00:41:04,909
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.

912
00:41:04,979 --> 00:41:06,469
But I wasn't.

913
00:41:06,548 --> 00:41:07,947
The basic premise

914
00:41:08,016 --> 00:41:09,813
ofcyber-netting
any office

915
00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:10,976
is make things
more efficient.

916
00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,314
Narrator: Monday mornings,
all I could do

917
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:13,445
was think about
next week.

918
00:41:13,521 --> 00:41:16,684
Can I get the icon
in cornflower blue?

919
00:41:16,758 --> 00:41:17,918
Absolutely.

920
00:41:17,992 --> 00:41:21,291
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,

921
00:41:21,363 --> 00:41:24,161
because waste
is a thief.

922
00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:25,893
I showed this already
to my man, here.

923
00:41:25,967 --> 00:41:27,298
You liked it,
didn'tyou?

924
00:41:31,272 --> 00:41:33,001
Narrator: You can swallow
a pint ofblood

925
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:34,507
beforeyou get sick.

926
00:41:35,877 --> 00:41:38,368
It was right
in everyone's face.

927
00:41:38,446 --> 00:41:40,573
Tyler and I
Just made it visible.

928
00:41:40,648 --> 00:41:42,878
It was on the tip
ofeveryone's tongue.

929
00:41:42,951 --> 00:41:44,851
Tyler and I just
gave it a name.

930
00:41:53,027 --> 00:41:56,394
[Loud Rock Music Playing]

931
00:41:56,464 --> 00:41:59,297
Come on, people,
you gotta go home.

932
00:42:19,888 --> 00:42:22,823
Turn off thejukebox.
Lock the back.

933
00:42:43,912 --> 00:42:45,106
[Someone Spits]

934
00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:47,114
Narrator: Everyweek,
Tyler gave the rules

935
00:42:47,182 --> 00:42:48,479
that he and I decided.

936
00:42:48,550 --> 00:42:52,077
Gentlemen, welcome
to Fight Club.

937
00:42:55,023 --> 00:42:56,888
The fi rst rule
of Fight Club is...

938
00:42:56,958 --> 00:42:59,426
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

939
00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:02,292
The second rule
of Fight Club is...

940
00:43:02,363 --> 00:43:05,958
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

941
00:43:06,034 --> 00:43:07,467
Third rule of Fight Club--

942
00:43:07,535 --> 00:43:11,232
Someoneyells ''Stop!''
goes limp, taps out,

943
00:43:11,306 --> 00:43:12,830
the fight is over.

944
00:43:12,907 --> 00:43:14,067
Fourth rule--

945
00:43:14,142 --> 00:43:16,474
Only 2 guys to a fight.

946
00:43:16,544 --> 00:43:17,533
Fifth rule--

947
00:43:17,612 --> 00:43:20,080
One fight at a time,
fellas.

948
00:43:20,148 --> 00:43:21,137
[Laughter]

949
00:43:21,216 --> 00:43:23,776
Sixth rule--
No shirts, no shoes.

950
00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:24,944
Seventh rule--

951
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:27,715
Fights will go on
as long as they have to.

952
00:43:29,724 --> 00:43:32,158
And the eighth
and fi nal rule--

953
00:43:32,227 --> 00:43:36,687
Ifthis is your fi rst night
at Fight Club...

954
00:43:36,764 --> 00:43:38,322
you have to fight.

955
00:43:38,399 --> 00:43:39,798
[Loud Shouting, Cheering]

956
00:43:42,904 --> 00:43:44,838
Narrator: This kid from work,
Ricky,

957
00:43:44,906 --> 00:43:46,737
couldn't remember
whetheryou ordered pens

958
00:43:46,808 --> 00:43:47,968
with blue ink or black...

959
00:43:49,511 --> 00:43:50,569
Come on, man!

960
00:43:50,645 --> 00:43:52,340
But Ricky was a god
for 1 0 minutes

961
00:43:52,413 --> 00:43:55,007
when the trounced the maitre d'
ofa local food court.

962
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:59,015
Sometimes,
all you could hear

963
00:43:59,087 --> 00:44:01,317
were the flat, hard
packing sounds

964
00:44:01,389 --> 00:44:02,481
over theyelling...

965
00:44:05,927 --> 00:44:08,896
or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath

966
00:44:08,963 --> 00:44:09,895
and sprayed...

967
00:44:09,964 --> 00:44:11,124
Stop!

968
00:44:11,199 --> 00:44:14,134
You weren't alive anywhere
likeyou were there.

969
00:44:14,202 --> 00:44:15,567
But Fight Club
only exists

970
00:44:15,637 --> 00:44:17,867
in the hours between
when Fight Club starts

971
00:44:17,939 --> 00:44:19,770
and when Fight Club ends.

972
00:44:19,841 --> 00:44:22,935
Even ifI could tell someone
they had a good fight,

973
00:44:23,011 --> 00:44:24,911
I wouldn't be talking
to the same man.

974
00:44:24,979 --> 00:44:26,537
Whoyou were
in Fight Club

975
00:44:26,614 --> 00:44:28,707
is not whoyou were
in the rest ofthe world.

976
00:44:28,783 --> 00:44:31,650
The guywho came to Fight Club
for the fi rst time,

977
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,710
his ass
was a wad ofcookie dough.

978
00:44:33,788 --> 00:44:35,085
After a few weeks,

979
00:44:35,156 --> 00:44:36,714
he was carved
out ofwood.

980
00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:38,816
Ifyou could fight
any celebrity,

981
00:44:38,893 --> 00:44:40,326
who would you fight?

982
00:44:40,395 --> 00:44:41,453
Alive or dead?

983
00:44:41,529 --> 00:44:43,997
It doesn't matter.
Who'd be tough?

984
00:44:44,065 --> 00:44:45,896
Hemingway.

985
00:44:45,967 --> 00:44:48,492
You?

986
00:44:48,570 --> 00:44:49,662
Shatner.

987
00:44:49,737 --> 00:44:51,932
I'd fight
William Shatner.

988
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:56,001
Narrator: We all started
seeing things differently.

989
00:44:56,077 --> 00:44:57,840
Everywhere we went,

990
00:44:57,912 --> 00:45:00,073
we were sizing things up.

991
00:45:04,385 --> 00:45:06,876
I felt sorry for guys
packed into gyms,

992
00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:09,389
trying to look like
how Calvin Klein

993
00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:11,322
orTommy Hilfiger
said they should.

994
00:45:11,392 --> 00:45:12,882
Is that what a man
looks like?

995
00:45:12,961 --> 00:45:13,950
[Laughing]

996
00:45:14,028 --> 00:45:16,963
Ahh. Self-improvement
is masturbation.

997
00:45:17,031 --> 00:45:19,431
And self-destruction.

998
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,024
Excuse me.

999
00:45:21,102 --> 00:45:23,502
[Screaming]

1000
00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:33,613
Kick his ass!

1001
00:45:33,681 --> 00:45:35,148
Hit him again, man!
Come on! Hit him!

1002
00:45:55,269 --> 00:45:58,636
Fight Club wasn't about
winning or losing.

1003
00:45:58,706 --> 00:46:00,697
It wasn't about words.

1004
00:46:03,578 --> 00:46:05,978
The hysterical shouting
was in tongues,

1005
00:46:06,047 --> 00:46:08,208
like in
a Pentecostal church.

1006
00:46:13,621 --> 00:46:14,588
- Is that it?
- Stop!

1007
00:46:14,656 --> 00:46:16,647
When the fight
was over,

1008
00:46:16,724 --> 00:46:18,658
nothing was solved,

1009
00:46:18,726 --> 00:46:20,216
but nothing mattered.

1010
00:46:20,294 --> 00:46:21,727
Hey, cool.

1011
00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:27,460
Narrator: Afterwards,
we all felt saved.

1012
00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:29,628
Hey, man, how
about next week?

1013
00:46:29,704 --> 00:46:31,137
How about next month?

1014
00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:32,399
I hearyou.

1015
00:46:32,473 --> 00:46:33,633
Irwin, you're
in the middle.

1016
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:36,040
New guy. You, too.

1017
00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:39,907
Narrator: Sometimes,
Tyler spoke for me.

1018
00:46:39,981 --> 00:46:41,949
He fell down
some stairs.

1019
00:46:42,016 --> 00:46:44,576
I fell down
some stairs.

1020
00:46:46,754 --> 00:46:49,086
Fight Club became the reason
to cutyour hair short

1021
00:46:49,157 --> 00:46:51,489
or trim your fi ngernails.

1022
00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:54,027
OK. Any
historical figure.

1023
00:46:54,095 --> 00:46:55,926
I'd fight Gandhi.

1024
00:46:57,532 --> 00:46:58,464
Good answer.

1025
00:46:58,533 --> 00:46:59,591
How aboutyou?

1026
00:46:59,667 --> 00:47:00,793
Lincoln.

1027
00:47:00,868 --> 00:47:02,267
Lincoln?

1028
00:47:02,336 --> 00:47:03,462
Mm.

1029
00:47:03,538 --> 00:47:04,937
Big guy, big reach.

1030
00:47:05,006 --> 00:47:07,236
Skinny guys fight
till they're burger.

1031
00:47:07,308 --> 00:47:08,707
Fuck.

1032
00:47:10,878 --> 00:47:13,642
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's
falling apart.

1033
00:47:18,019 --> 00:47:19,850
[Ring]

1034
00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:24,015
Hello.

1035
00:47:24,092 --> 00:47:25,081
Marla: Where have
you been

1036
00:47:25,159 --> 00:47:26,990
the last 8 weeks?

1037
00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:28,358
Marla?

1038
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:29,760
[Chop Socky Yell]

1039
00:47:31,566 --> 00:47:32,999
How'd you fi nd me?

1040
00:47:33,067 --> 00:47:34,500
You left that
forwarding number.

1041
00:47:34,569 --> 00:47:37,402
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

1042
00:47:37,472 --> 00:47:38,905
We split them up.

1043
00:47:38,973 --> 00:47:40,941
That was the idea,
remember?

1044
00:47:41,008 --> 00:47:43,806
Yeah, butyou haven't
been going toyours.

1045
00:47:43,878 --> 00:47:45,573
How doyou know?

1046
00:47:45,646 --> 00:47:47,375
I cheated.

1047
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,245
I found a new one.

1048
00:47:49,317 --> 00:47:51,080
Really?

1049
00:47:51,152 --> 00:47:52,141
It's for men only.

1050
00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:53,812
Like the testicle thing?

1051
00:47:53,888 --> 00:47:55,014
Waaah!

1052
00:47:58,259 --> 00:47:59,590
Look, this is a bad time.

1053
00:47:59,660 --> 00:48:02,151
I've been going
to Debtors Anonymous.

1054
00:48:02,230 --> 00:48:04,323
You wanna see some
really fucked up people?

1055
00:48:04,398 --> 00:48:05,763
I'm just on myway out.

1056
00:48:05,833 --> 00:48:06,765
Me, too.

1057
00:48:06,834 --> 00:48:07,823
I've got a stomachful
ofXanax.

1058
00:48:07,902 --> 00:48:10,632
I tookwhat was left
ofa bottle.

1059
00:48:10,705 --> 00:48:12,764
It might have been
too much.

1060
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,603
Narrator:Just picture
watching Marla Singer

1061
00:48:14,675 --> 00:48:16,557
throw herselfaround
her crummy apartment.

1062
00:48:16,691 --> 00:48:18,682
But this isn't a
for-real suicide thing.

1063
00:48:18,759 --> 00:48:21,091
This is probably one of
those cry-for-help things.

1064
00:48:21,162 --> 00:48:22,595
Narrator: This could
go on for hours.

1065
00:48:22,663 --> 00:48:24,096
Soyou're staying in
tonight, then?

1066
00:48:24,165 --> 00:48:25,598
Doyou wanna wait

1067
00:48:25,666 --> 00:48:27,031
and hear me
describe death?

1068
00:48:27,101 --> 00:48:28,534
Doyou wanna listen

1069
00:48:28,603 --> 00:48:31,936
and see ifmy spirit
can use a phone?

1070
00:48:33,507 --> 00:48:36,442
Haveyou ever heard
a death rattle before?

1071
00:49:02,803 --> 00:49:04,361
Narrator:
Tyler's doorwas closed.

1072
00:49:04,438 --> 00:49:05,962
I'd been living here
for 2 months,

1073
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,564
and Tyler's door
was never closed.

1074
00:49:09,710 --> 00:49:11,837
[Footsteps On Stairs]

1075
00:49:13,814 --> 00:49:15,975
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

1076
00:49:16,050 --> 00:49:19,042
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

1077
00:49:24,992 --> 00:49:27,756
[Gargling]

1078
00:49:27,828 --> 00:49:28,817
[Chuckles]

1079
00:49:28,896 --> 00:49:30,796
What--What areyou
doing here?

1080
00:49:34,535 --> 00:49:35,661
What?

1081
00:49:35,736 --> 00:49:38,136
This is my house. What are
you doing in my house?

1082
00:49:40,675 --> 00:49:41,642
Fuckyou.

1083
00:49:55,523 --> 00:49:57,150
Ha ha! Ohh...

1084
00:49:57,224 --> 00:50:00,591
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

1085
00:50:00,661 --> 00:50:01,593
[Chuckling]

1086
00:50:01,662 --> 00:50:03,289
Limber, though...

1087
00:50:03,364 --> 00:50:04,661
silly coos.

1088
00:50:06,367 --> 00:50:08,801
So, I come in last night.
Phone's off the hook.

1089
00:50:08,869 --> 00:50:10,700
Guess who's
on the other end.

1090
00:50:10,771 --> 00:50:12,932
Narrator: I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

1091
00:50:16,544 --> 00:50:18,876
Haveyou ever heard
a death rattle before?

1092
00:50:18,946 --> 00:50:21,813
Doyou think it'll
live up to its name?

1093
00:50:21,882 --> 00:50:25,875
Orwill itjust be
a death...hairball?

1094
00:50:25,953 --> 00:50:26,885
[Coughs]

1095
00:50:29,090 --> 00:50:32,856
Prepare...
to evacuate soul.

1096
00:50:34,829 --> 00:50:36,456
Marla, Continuing:
9...

1097
00:50:36,530 --> 00:50:37,497
8...

1098
00:50:37,565 --> 00:50:39,897
Now, how could Tyler,
ofall people,

1099
00:50:39,967 --> 00:50:44,097
think it was a bad thing that
Marla Singerwas about to die?

1100
00:50:44,171 --> 00:50:46,071
Marla: 5...

1101
00:50:46,140 --> 00:50:48,040
4...

1102
00:50:48,109 --> 00:50:49,872
3--Oh, hang on.

1103
00:50:55,649 --> 00:50:57,708
You got here fast.

1104
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,447
Did I call you?

1105
00:51:03,124 --> 00:51:04,056
Huh?

1106
00:51:05,192 --> 00:51:06,124
Hey.

1107
00:51:12,533 --> 00:51:15,195
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.

1108
00:51:16,871 --> 00:51:18,395
[Rattling]

1109
00:51:18,472 --> 00:51:21,703
Oh, don't worry.
It's not a threat toyou.

1110
00:51:21,776 --> 00:51:24,142
[Siren]

1111
00:51:24,211 --> 00:51:25,576
Oh, fuck.

1112
00:51:25,646 --> 00:51:27,876
Somebody called the cops.

1113
00:51:27,948 --> 00:51:29,745
[Voices Over Police Radio]

1114
00:51:40,060 --> 00:51:41,391
Hey, where's 51 3?

1115
00:51:41,462 --> 00:51:43,896
End ofthe hall.

1116
00:51:43,964 --> 00:51:45,454
You know, the girl
who lives there

1117
00:51:45,533 --> 00:51:47,865
used to be a charming,
lovely girl.

1118
00:51:47,935 --> 00:51:50,130
She's lost faith
in herself.

1119
00:51:50,204 --> 00:51:51,136
Miss Singer!

1120
00:51:51,205 --> 00:51:53,036
She's a monster.

1121
00:51:53,107 --> 00:51:54,734
You have every
reason to live!

1122
00:51:54,809 --> 00:51:57,243
She's infectious
human waste!

1123
00:51:57,311 --> 00:51:58,243
Miss Singer!

1124
00:51:58,312 --> 00:52:00,280
Good luck
trying to save her!

1125
00:52:06,787 --> 00:52:10,382
IfI fall asleep,
I'm done for.

1126
00:52:11,826 --> 00:52:14,727
You're gonna have to
keep me up...

1127
00:52:14,795 --> 00:52:16,786
all...night.

1128
00:52:16,864 --> 00:52:19,230
Un-fucking-believable.
[Coughs]

1129
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:21,461
Narrator: He was obviously
able to handle it.

1130
00:52:21,535 --> 00:52:22,695
You know what I mean.
You fucked her.

1131
00:52:24,004 --> 00:52:25,266
No, I didn't.

1132
00:52:25,339 --> 00:52:26,829
Never?

1133
00:52:26,907 --> 00:52:27,839
No.

1134
00:52:29,210 --> 00:52:30,472
You're not into her,
areyou?

1135
00:52:30,544 --> 00:52:32,944
No! God, not at all.

1136
00:52:33,013 --> 00:52:35,345
Narrator: I amJack's
raging bile duct.

1137
00:52:35,416 --> 00:52:37,407
Areyou sure?
You can tell me.

1138
00:52:37,484 --> 00:52:38,974
Believe me, I'm sure.

1139
00:52:39,053 --> 00:52:40,020
Narrator: Put a gun
to my head

1140
00:52:40,087 --> 00:52:41,952
and paint the walls
with my brains.

1141
00:52:42,022 --> 00:52:43,216
That's good,
'cause she's a predator

1142
00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:44,689
posing
as a house pet.

1143
00:52:44,758 --> 00:52:46,783
Stay away
from that one.

1144
00:52:46,861 --> 00:52:48,692
[Chuckling]

1145
00:52:48,762 --> 00:52:50,195
And the shit that came out
ofthis woman's mouth

1146
00:52:50,264 --> 00:52:51,196
I ain't never heard.

1147
00:52:51,265 --> 00:52:52,459
My God.

1148
00:52:52,533 --> 00:52:55,400
I haven't been fucked
like that since grade school.

1149
00:52:56,503 --> 00:52:57,527
Uhh!

1150
00:52:57,605 --> 00:52:59,402
Narrator: How could
Tyler not go for that?

1151
00:52:59,473 --> 00:53:00,940
The night before last,
he was splicing

1152
00:53:01,008 --> 00:53:02,805
sex organs
into Cinderella.

1153
00:53:02,877 --> 00:53:03,935
Marla doesn't
need a lover.

1154
00:53:04,011 --> 00:53:05,478
She needs
a fucking case worker.

1155
00:53:05,546 --> 00:53:08,174
She needs a wash. And she's
in love with sport fuckin'.

1156
00:53:08,249 --> 00:53:10,376
Narrator: She invaded
my support groups.

1157
00:53:10,451 --> 00:53:11,884
Now she'd invaded my home.

1158
00:53:11,952 --> 00:53:13,886
Hey, hey.
Sit down.

1159
00:53:18,192 --> 00:53:20,820
Now, listen. Can't haveyou
talking to her about me.

1160
00:53:20,895 --> 00:53:22,226
Whywould I talk
to her--

1161
00:53:22,296 --> 00:53:24,287
You say anything about me
orwhat goes on in this house

1162
00:53:24,365 --> 00:53:27,698
to her or to anybody,
we're done.

1163
00:53:27,768 --> 00:53:28,962
Now, promise me.

1164
00:53:29,036 --> 00:53:29,968
OK.

1165
00:53:30,037 --> 00:53:30,969
You promise?

1166
00:53:31,038 --> 00:53:32,903
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise.

1167
00:53:32,973 --> 00:53:34,463
I just said
I promise.

1168
00:53:34,541 --> 00:53:36,133
That's 3 times
you promised.

1169
00:53:38,545 --> 00:53:40,445
Narrator: Ifonly I had wasted
a couple ofminutes

1170
00:53:40,514 --> 00:53:42,675
and gone to watch
Marla Singer die,

1171
00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:44,308
none ofthis
would've happened.

1172
00:53:44,385 --> 00:53:47,252
Marla: Unhh!
Unhh! Unhh!

1173
00:53:47,321 --> 00:53:48,253
Unhh!

1174
00:53:48,322 --> 00:53:49,254
[Loud Thumping]

1175
00:53:49,323 --> 00:53:51,791
Yeah! Oh!
Harder! Harder!

1176
00:53:51,859 --> 00:53:53,827
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

1177
00:53:53,894 --> 00:53:56,522
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

1178
00:53:56,597 --> 00:53:59,760
[TylerAnd Marla
Shouting Passionately]

1179
00:53:59,833 --> 00:54:02,267
I could've moved
to another room...

1180
00:54:02,336 --> 00:54:05,203
on the third floor, where
I might not have heard them.

1181
00:54:05,272 --> 00:54:06,204
Marla: Oh, baby!

1182
00:54:06,273 --> 00:54:07,900
But I didn't.

1183
00:54:12,346 --> 00:54:14,871
[Marla Moaning
With Pleasure]

1184
00:54:14,949 --> 00:54:16,610
[Thumping And Moaning]

1185
00:54:16,684 --> 00:54:17,616
Ohh!

1186
00:54:17,685 --> 00:54:21,086
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1187
00:54:21,155 --> 00:54:23,316
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

1188
00:54:23,390 --> 00:54:25,381
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1189
00:54:25,459 --> 00:54:26,687
[Screaming And Thumping]

1190
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,524
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
- Tyler: Ow!

1191
00:54:29,596 --> 00:54:30,563
[Rattling]

1192
00:54:30,631 --> 00:54:31,563
Marla: Ohh!

1193
00:54:32,633 --> 00:54:34,260
What areyou doin'?

1194
00:54:34,335 --> 00:54:36,701
Just goin' to bed.

1195
00:54:36,770 --> 00:54:37,702
[Marla Moans]

1196
00:54:37,771 --> 00:54:39,204
Want to
fi nish her off?

1197
00:54:39,273 --> 00:54:40,205
Uhh...oh!

1198
00:54:40,274 --> 00:54:41,298
[Clattering]

1199
00:54:41,375 --> 00:54:42,307
No.

1200
00:54:42,376 --> 00:54:43,308
No, thankyou.

1201
00:54:43,377 --> 00:54:45,311
Marla: I found
the cigarettes.

1202
00:54:45,379 --> 00:54:47,643
Who areyou
talking to?

1203
00:54:47,715 --> 00:54:48,773
Shut up.

1204
00:54:48,849 --> 00:54:51,818
I became the calm little
center ofthe world.

1205
00:54:51,885 --> 00:54:53,147
[Moaning
And Thumping]

1206
00:54:53,220 --> 00:54:54,812
I was the Zen master.

1207
00:54:54,888 --> 00:54:56,583
Tyler: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1208
00:54:59,994 --> 00:55:02,758
I wrote little haiku poems.

1209
00:55:02,830 --> 00:55:04,559
I e-mailed them to everyone.

1210
00:55:05,833 --> 00:55:07,061
Is thatyour blood?

1211
00:55:09,503 --> 00:55:10,902
Some ofit, yeah.

1212
00:55:10,971 --> 00:55:12,495
You can't smoke
in here.

1213
00:55:12,573 --> 00:55:13,631
[Snickers]

1214
00:55:13,707 --> 00:55:15,971
Take the rest
ofthe day off.

1215
00:55:16,043 --> 00:55:18,603
Come back Monday
with some clean clothes.

1216
00:55:18,679 --> 00:55:20,112
Getyourselftogether.

1217
00:55:20,180 --> 00:55:23,274
Narrator: I got right in
everyone's hostile little face.

1218
00:55:23,350 --> 00:55:25,614
Yes, these are bruises
from fighting.

1219
00:55:25,686 --> 00:55:27,779
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

1220
00:55:27,855 --> 00:55:29,322
I...am enlightened.

1221
00:55:32,026 --> 00:55:33,721
You give up
the condo life...

1222
00:55:33,794 --> 00:55:36,627
give up all your
flaming worldly possessions...

1223
00:55:36,697 --> 00:55:38,392
go live
in a dilapidated house

1224
00:55:38,465 --> 00:55:40,592
in a toxic waste
part oftown...

1225
00:55:40,667 --> 00:55:42,965
and you have to
come home to this.

1226
00:55:43,037 --> 00:55:44,299
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1227
00:55:44,371 --> 00:55:47,397
[Telephone Rings]

1228
00:55:47,474 --> 00:55:50,068
[TylerAnd Marla
Moaning And Shouting]

1229
00:55:50,144 --> 00:55:52,203
Marla: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1230
00:55:52,279 --> 00:55:54,873
[Ring]

1231
00:55:54,948 --> 00:55:55,880
Hello?

1232
00:55:55,949 --> 00:55:57,314
Yes. This is
Detective Stern

1233
00:55:57,384 --> 00:55:59,215
with the Arson Unit.

1234
00:55:59,286 --> 00:56:00,480
We have
some new information

1235
00:56:00,554 --> 00:56:02,920
about the incident
atyour former condo.

1236
00:56:02,990 --> 00:56:04,014
Yes?

1237
00:56:04,091 --> 00:56:05,251
I don't know
ifyou're aware,

1238
00:56:05,325 --> 00:56:07,657
but it seems that
someone sprayed freon

1239
00:56:07,728 --> 00:56:09,025
intoyour front door
lock,

1240
00:56:09,096 --> 00:56:12,395
then tapped it with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

1241
00:56:12,466 --> 00:56:14,058
No, I wasn't aware
ofthat at all.

1242
00:56:14,134 --> 00:56:15,964
Narrator:
I amJack's cold sweat.

1243
00:56:16,098 --> 00:56:18,225
Does this sound
strange toyou?

1244
00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:20,200
Uh, yes, sir.
Strange. Very strange.

1245
00:56:20,268 --> 00:56:21,200
The dynamite--

1246
00:56:21,269 --> 00:56:22,201
Dynamite?

1247
00:56:22,270 --> 00:56:23,328
left a residue

1248
00:56:23,405 --> 00:56:26,533
ofammonium oxylate
potassium chloride.

1249
00:56:26,608 --> 00:56:28,576
Doyou know
what this means?

1250
00:56:28,643 --> 00:56:30,110
No. What
does it mean?

1251
00:56:30,178 --> 00:56:32,078
It means it was
homemade.

1252
00:56:33,315 --> 00:56:34,805
I'm sorry.
This isjust coming

1253
00:56:34,883 --> 00:56:36,441
as quite a shock
to me, sir.

1254
00:56:36,518 --> 00:56:38,486
See, whoever set
this homemade dynamite

1255
00:56:38,553 --> 00:56:40,111
could've blown out
your pilot light

1256
00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:42,053
days before
the actual explosion.

1257
00:56:42,124 --> 00:56:43,955
The gas was
Just the detonator.

1258
00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:45,425
Who would go and do
such a thing?

1259
00:56:45,494 --> 00:56:46,756
I'll ask the questions.

1260
00:56:46,828 --> 00:56:49,092
Tell him.
Tell him the liberator

1261
00:56:49,164 --> 00:56:51,894
who destroyed my property
has realigned my perception.

1262
00:56:51,967 --> 00:56:53,628
Detective: Excuse me.
Areyou there?

1263
00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:55,636
No, I am listening.
It's a little hard to know

1264
00:56:55,704 --> 00:56:57,069
what to make
ofall this.

1265
00:56:57,139 --> 00:56:59,266
Haveyou recently made
enemies with anyone

1266
00:56:59,341 --> 00:57:01,639
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

1267
00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:02,802
- Enemies?
- Reject the basic

1268
00:57:02,878 --> 00:57:04,311
assumption ofcivilization,

1269
00:57:04,379 --> 00:57:06,176
especially the importance
ofmaterial possessions.

1270
00:57:06,248 --> 00:57:07,681
Detective:
Son, this is serious.

1271
00:57:07,749 --> 00:57:09,114
Yes, I know
it's serious.

1272
00:57:09,184 --> 00:57:10,116
I mean that.

1273
00:57:10,185 --> 00:57:11,777
Yes,
it's very serious.

1274
00:57:11,853 --> 00:57:14,788
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

1275
00:57:14,856 --> 00:57:17,154
That condo was my life.

1276
00:57:17,225 --> 00:57:21,184
OK? I loved every stick
offurniture in that place.

1277
00:57:21,263 --> 00:57:23,163
That was notjust
a bunch ofstuff

1278
00:57:23,231 --> 00:57:24,323
that got destroyed.

1279
00:57:24,399 --> 00:57:25,423
It was me!

1280
00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:26,933
Narrator: I'd like
to thank the Academy.

1281
00:57:27,002 --> 00:57:28,663
Is this not
a good time foryou?

1282
00:57:28,737 --> 00:57:30,500
Just tell him
you fuckin' did it.

1283
00:57:30,572 --> 00:57:31,504
Shhh!

1284
00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:33,097
Tell him you
blew it all up.

1285
00:57:33,175 --> 00:57:35,735
That's what
he wants to hear.

1286
00:57:35,811 --> 00:57:37,073
Areyou still there?

1287
00:57:37,145 --> 00:57:39,739
Wait. Areyou saying
that I'm a suspect?

1288
00:57:39,815 --> 00:57:42,409
No, no. I may need to talk
toyou a little further,

1289
00:57:42,484 --> 00:57:44,418
so how aboutyoujust lettin' me
know ifyou're gonna leave town?

1290
00:57:44,486 --> 00:57:45,578
OK?

1291
00:57:45,654 --> 00:57:46,746
OK.

1292
00:57:50,325 --> 00:57:51,519
Narrator: Except
for their humping,

1293
00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:54,357
Tyler and Marla were
never in the same room.

1294
00:57:54,429 --> 00:57:57,455
My parents pulled this
exact same act foryears.

1295
00:57:57,532 --> 00:58:01,366
The condom is the glass slipper
ofour generation.

1296
00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:04,371
You slip one on
when you meet a stranger.

1297
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:06,839
You...dance
all night.

1298
00:58:06,908 --> 00:58:09,069
Then you
throw it away.

1299
00:58:09,144 --> 00:58:11,544
The condom, I mean.
Not the stranger.

1300
00:58:12,948 --> 00:58:14,415
What?

1301
00:58:14,483 --> 00:58:15,507
[Chuckles]

1302
00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:22,085
I got this dress
at a thrift store for $1 .00.

1303
00:58:22,157 --> 00:58:24,057
It was worth
every penny.

1304
00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:26,026
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

1305
00:58:28,063 --> 00:58:30,554
Someone loved it...
intensely

1306
00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:33,066
for one day...

1307
00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:34,602
then tossed it.

1308
00:58:36,705 --> 00:58:38,900
Like a Christmas tree...

1309
00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:40,464
so special...

1310
00:58:41,710 --> 00:58:44,270
then...bam...

1311
00:58:44,346 --> 00:58:46,906
it's on the side
ofthe road...

1312
00:58:46,982 --> 00:58:49,246
tinsel still
clinging to it...

1313
00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:54,054
like a sex crime victim...

1314
00:58:54,122 --> 00:58:56,647
underwear inside out...

1315
00:58:56,725 --> 00:58:58,556
bound with electrical tape.

1316
00:58:58,627 --> 00:58:59,889
Well, then it suits you.

1317
00:59:01,129 --> 00:59:02,960
You can borrow it
sometime.

1318
00:59:08,103 --> 00:59:10,367
[Marla Clumps
Up The Stairs]

1319
00:59:10,438 --> 00:59:11,700
Get rid ofher.

1320
00:59:12,941 --> 00:59:14,203
Why can'tyou
get rid ofher?

1321
00:59:14,276 --> 00:59:15,436
Don't mention me.

1322
00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:17,034
Narrator:
I'm 6 years old again,

1323
00:59:17,112 --> 00:59:19,342
passing messages
between parents.

1324
00:59:23,285 --> 00:59:24,877
I really think it's time
you got out ofhere.

1325
00:59:24,953 --> 00:59:26,181
Don't worry.
I'm leaving.

1326
00:59:26,254 --> 00:59:27,186
Not that we don't love
your little visits.

1327
00:59:27,255 --> 00:59:28,654
You are such
a nut case.

1328
00:59:28,723 --> 00:59:30,247
I can't even begin
to keep up.

1329
00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:35,058
§ Gotta get off§

1330
00:59:35,130 --> 00:59:36,222
Thanks. Bye.

1331
00:59:36,298 --> 00:59:42,134
§ Gotta get off
this merry-go-round §

1332
00:59:43,305 --> 00:59:47,173
[Continues Singing,
Indistinctly]

1333
00:59:47,242 --> 00:59:49,301
§ Gotta get on where §

1334
00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:51,402
[Chuckling]

1335
00:59:51,479 --> 00:59:52,878
You kids.

1336
00:59:52,948 --> 00:59:56,179
Wh...Why doyou still
waste time with her?

1337
00:59:58,486 --> 00:59:59,976
I'll say this
about Marla--

1338
01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:02,182
at least she's tryin'
to hit bottom.

1339
01:00:02,257 --> 01:00:03,588
What, and I'm not?

1340
01:00:03,658 --> 01:00:04,750
Stickin' feathers
upyour butt

1341
01:00:04,826 --> 01:00:05,850
does not makeyou
a chicken.

1342
01:00:07,329 --> 01:00:08,660
What are we doin' tonight?

1343
01:00:08,730 --> 01:00:10,425
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

1344
01:00:10,498 --> 01:00:12,489
We make soap.

1345
01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:13,659
Really.

1346
01:00:13,735 --> 01:00:14,793
To make soap,
fi rst we render fat.

1347
01:00:35,349 --> 01:00:37,214
The salt balance
has to bejust right,

1348
01:00:37,284 --> 01:00:39,980
so the best fat for making
soap comes from humans.

1349
01:00:41,122 --> 01:00:42,316
Wait.
What is this place?

1350
01:00:42,390 --> 01:00:43,857
A liposuction clinic.

1351
01:00:52,199 --> 01:00:53,257
Aha! Pay dirt.

1352
01:00:54,368 --> 01:00:57,496
The richest, creamiest fat
in the world.

1353
01:00:57,571 --> 01:00:58,970
Fat ofthe land.

1354
01:01:06,414 --> 01:01:07,346
Come on.

1355
01:01:11,919 --> 01:01:13,443
Oh, God! Oh!

1356
01:01:13,521 --> 01:01:15,148
Get another one.
Unhh!

1357
01:01:21,729 --> 01:01:23,822
As the fat renders, the tallows
float to the surface.

1358
01:01:23,898 --> 01:01:25,661
Like in Boy Scouts.

1359
01:01:25,733 --> 01:01:28,133
I can imagineyou
as a Boy Scout.

1360
01:01:28,202 --> 01:01:29,191
Keep stirrin'.

1361
01:01:32,173 --> 01:01:33,470
Once the tallow hardens,

1362
01:01:33,541 --> 01:01:35,736
we skim off
a layer ofglycerin.

1363
01:01:35,810 --> 01:01:38,142
Ifyou were to add nitric
acid, you got nitroglycerin.

1364
01:01:38,212 --> 01:01:39,474
Ifyou were then to add
sodium nitrate

1365
01:01:39,547 --> 01:01:42,175
and a dash ofsawdust,
you got dynamite.

1366
01:01:42,249 --> 01:01:44,046
Yeah, with enough soap,

1367
01:01:44,118 --> 01:01:46,416
we could blow up
Just about anything.

1368
01:01:46,487 --> 01:01:48,421
Narrator: Tylerwas full
ofuseful information.

1369
01:01:48,489 --> 01:01:50,889
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner

1370
01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:52,755
when theywashed them at a
certain point in the river.

1371
01:01:52,827 --> 01:01:54,385
- You know why?
- No.

1372
01:01:58,065 --> 01:01:59,623
Human sacrifices
were once made

1373
01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:01,065
on the hills
above this river.

1374
01:02:01,135 --> 01:02:03,296
Bodies burned. Water seeped
into the wood and ashes

1375
01:02:03,370 --> 01:02:05,031
to create lye.

1376
01:02:05,105 --> 01:02:07,403
This is lye,
the crucial ingredient.

1377
01:02:07,475 --> 01:02:09,204
Once it mixed with the
melted fat ofbodies,

1378
01:02:09,276 --> 01:02:10,743
a thick, white,
soapy discharge

1379
01:02:10,811 --> 01:02:13,211
crept into the river.
May I seeyour hand, please?

1380
01:02:19,286 --> 01:02:20,218
[Loud Kiss]

1381
01:02:21,355 --> 01:02:22,549
What is this?

1382
01:02:22,623 --> 01:02:24,056
This...is chemical burn.

1383
01:02:24,124 --> 01:02:25,216
Uh--Aah! Aah!

1384
01:02:25,292 --> 01:02:27,157
It'll hurt more than
you've ever been burned,

1385
01:02:27,228 --> 01:02:28,786
and you will have
a scar.

1386
01:02:28,863 --> 01:02:32,264
Narrator: Ifmeditation worked for
cancer, it could work for this.

1387
01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:34,096
Staywith the pain.
Don't shove to center.

1388
01:02:34,168 --> 01:02:35,795
No, no! Oh, God!

1389
01:02:35,870 --> 01:02:37,269
Look atyour hand.

1390
01:02:37,338 --> 01:02:38,703
The fi rst soap was made
from the ashes ofheroes,

1391
01:02:38,772 --> 01:02:40,330
like the fi rst monkey
shot into space.

1392
01:02:40,407 --> 01:02:42,068
Without pain,
without sacrifice,

1393
01:02:42,142 --> 01:02:43,439
we would have nothin'.

1394
01:02:43,511 --> 01:02:46,446
I tried not to think ofthe
the words ''sear'' or ''flesh.''

1395
01:02:46,514 --> 01:02:48,038
Stop it!
This is your pain.

1396
01:02:48,115 --> 01:02:49,673
This is your burning
hand. It's right here.

1397
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:50,808
I'm going to my cave.

1398
01:02:50,885 --> 01:02:52,443
I'm going to my cave
and fi nd my power animal.

1399
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:55,580
No! Don't deal with it the way
those dead people do!

1400
01:02:55,656 --> 01:02:56,588
Come on!

1401
01:02:56,657 --> 01:02:57,817
I get the point!
OK! Please!

1402
01:02:57,892 --> 01:02:59,484
No. Whatyou're feeling
is premature enlightenment.

1403
01:03:04,164 --> 01:03:06,029
This is the greatest moment
ofyour life, man,

1404
01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:09,126
and you're off
somewhere--

1405
01:03:09,203 --> 01:03:10,670
Shut up.

1406
01:03:10,738 --> 01:03:12,205
Our fathers were
our models for God.

1407
01:03:12,273 --> 01:03:13,535
Ifour fathers bailed,

1408
01:03:13,607 --> 01:03:15,404
what does that
tell you about God?

1409
01:03:15,476 --> 01:03:16,408
No, no.

1410
01:03:16,477 --> 01:03:18,172
Listen to me.

1411
01:03:18,245 --> 01:03:20,179
You have to consider
the possibility

1412
01:03:20,247 --> 01:03:22,306
that God
does not likeyou,

1413
01:03:22,383 --> 01:03:23,441
He neverwanted you.

1414
01:03:23,517 --> 01:03:25,883
In all probability,
He hates you.

1415
01:03:25,953 --> 01:03:27,784
This is not the worst thing
that can happen.

1416
01:03:27,855 --> 01:03:29,550
We don't need Him.

1417
01:03:29,623 --> 01:03:30,647
We don't! I agree!

1418
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,521
Fuck damnation, man.
Fuck redemption.

1419
01:03:32,593 --> 01:03:34,026
We are God's
unwanted children?

1420
01:03:34,094 --> 01:03:35,186
So be it!

1421
01:03:35,262 --> 01:03:36,559
[Shouting
Incomprehensibly]

1422
01:03:36,630 --> 01:03:38,461
Listen! You can run
water overyour hand

1423
01:03:38,532 --> 01:03:40,830
to make it worse, or--
look at me--

1424
01:03:40,901 --> 01:03:43,165
oryou can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

1425
01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:44,465
Please let me have
some! Please!

1426
01:03:44,538 --> 01:03:46,165
Firstyou have to
give up.

1427
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,539
Firstyou have to know,
not fear,

1428
01:03:49,610 --> 01:03:52,511
know that someday
you're gonna die.

1429
01:03:52,580 --> 01:03:54,343
You don't know
how this feels!

1430
01:03:54,415 --> 01:03:55,347
[Sobbing]

1431
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:00,880
It's only after
we've lost everything

1432
01:04:00,955 --> 01:04:02,980
that we're free
to do anything.

1433
01:04:04,959 --> 01:04:05,891
OK.

1434
01:04:21,175 --> 01:04:22,437
Congratulations.

1435
01:04:22,509 --> 01:04:25,376
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

1436
01:04:27,848 --> 01:04:29,975
Narrator: Tyler sold his soap
to department stores

1437
01:04:30,050 --> 01:04:31,813
at $20 a bar.

1438
01:04:31,885 --> 01:04:33,250
God knows
what they charged.

1439
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:35,982
This is
the best soap.

1440
01:04:36,056 --> 01:04:37,580
Why, thankyou,
Suzie.

1441
01:04:37,658 --> 01:04:39,148
Narrator:
It was beautiful.

1442
01:04:39,226 --> 01:04:40,625
We were selling rich women

1443
01:04:40,694 --> 01:04:42,992
their own fat asses
back to them.

1444
01:04:44,498 --> 01:04:46,125
He was wearing
his yellow tie.

1445
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,794
I didn't even wear a tie
to work anymore.

1446
01:04:48,869 --> 01:04:50,461
''The fi rst rule
of Fight Club

1447
01:04:50,537 --> 01:04:52,232
is you don't talk
about Fight Club''?

1448
01:04:52,306 --> 01:04:53,967
Narrator:
I'm halfasleep again.

1449
01:04:54,041 --> 01:04:55,872
I must've left the original
in the copy machine.

1450
01:04:55,943 --> 01:04:58,434
''The second rule of Fight Club--''
Is this yours?

1451
01:04:58,512 --> 01:05:00,241
Huh?

1452
01:05:00,314 --> 01:05:01,804
Pretend you're me.

1453
01:05:01,882 --> 01:05:03,645
Make a managerial
decision.

1454
01:05:03,717 --> 01:05:06,345
You fi nd this.
What would you do?

1455
01:05:11,058 --> 01:05:12,992
Well, I gotta tell ya...

1456
01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:16,587
I'd be very, very careful
whoyou talk to about that.

1457
01:05:16,664 --> 01:05:18,359
Because the person
who wrote that...

1458
01:05:18,432 --> 01:05:20,161
is dangerous.

1459
01:05:20,234 --> 01:05:23,135
And this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho

1460
01:05:23,203 --> 01:05:24,761
mightjust snap

1461
01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:27,432
and then stalk
from office to office

1462
01:05:27,508 --> 01:05:31,205
with an Armilade AR-1 0
carbine gas-powered

1463
01:05:31,278 --> 01:05:32,836
semi-automatic weapon,

1464
01:05:32,913 --> 01:05:34,778
pumping round
after round

1465
01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:36,748
into colleagues
and coworkers.

1466
01:05:38,052 --> 01:05:41,453
This might be someone
you've known foryears...

1467
01:05:41,522 --> 01:05:44,889
someone very...
very...close toyou.

1468
01:05:44,958 --> 01:05:48,052
Narrator: Tyler's words
coming out ofmy mouth.

1469
01:05:49,830 --> 01:05:51,593
And I used to be
such a nice guy.

1470
01:05:51,665 --> 01:05:53,929
Maybeyou shouldn't bring me
every little piece oftrash

1471
01:05:54,001 --> 01:05:55,628
you happen to pick up.

1472
01:05:55,703 --> 01:05:57,193
[Telephone Rings]

1473
01:05:58,439 --> 01:06:00,304
Liability.

1474
01:06:00,374 --> 01:06:02,069
My tit's gonna rot off.

1475
01:06:04,044 --> 01:06:05,568
Will you excuse me?
I need to take this.

1476
01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:13,284
What'reyou talking about?

1477
01:06:13,353 --> 01:06:15,548
I need you to check and see
ifthere's a lump in my breast.

1478
01:06:15,622 --> 01:06:17,249
Go to a hospital.

1479
01:06:17,324 --> 01:06:19,519
I can't afford to throw money
away on a doctor.

1480
01:06:21,061 --> 01:06:22,790
I don't know
about this, Marla.

1481
01:06:22,863 --> 01:06:24,558
Please?

1482
01:06:24,631 --> 01:06:26,360
Narrator: She didn't
call Tyler.

1483
01:06:26,433 --> 01:06:28,594
I'm neutral in her book.

1484
01:06:30,838 --> 01:06:31,930
That's nice.

1485
01:06:32,005 --> 01:06:33,563
Taking food
to Mrs...

1486
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:35,005
Hannaburr,
Mrs. Raines?

1487
01:06:35,075 --> 01:06:36,440
Who are they...
exactly?

1488
01:06:36,510 --> 01:06:38,273
Tragically,
they're dead.

1489
01:06:38,345 --> 01:06:40,142
I'm alive,
and I'm in poverty.

1490
01:06:40,214 --> 01:06:41,146
You want any?

1491
01:06:41,215 --> 01:06:42,147
No. No.

1492
01:06:42,216 --> 01:06:43,513
I got one foryou.

1493
01:06:43,584 --> 01:06:44,949
Thanks for the thought.

1494
01:06:46,854 --> 01:06:49,118
What happened
toyour hand?

1495
01:06:49,189 --> 01:06:50,349
Uh...nothin'.

1496
01:06:51,458 --> 01:06:52,390
Right there.

1497
01:06:52,459 --> 01:06:53,391
Uhh.

1498
01:06:54,695 --> 01:06:56,128
Feel anything?

1499
01:06:56,196 --> 01:06:57,128
No.

1500
01:06:57,197 --> 01:06:58,459
Well, make sure.

1501
01:07:00,367 --> 01:07:02,460
Ok, I'm--
I'm pretty sure.

1502
01:07:02,536 --> 01:07:03,594
You feel nothing.

1503
01:07:03,670 --> 01:07:05,695
No. Nothing.

1504
01:07:07,708 --> 01:07:09,642
Well, that's a relief.

1505
01:07:09,710 --> 01:07:10,972
Thankyou.

1506
01:07:11,044 --> 01:07:12,978
Uh, um...
no problem.

1507
01:07:13,046 --> 01:07:15,173
I wish I could
return the favor.

1508
01:07:15,249 --> 01:07:17,342
There's not a lot ofbreast cancer
in the men in my family.

1509
01:07:17,417 --> 01:07:18,850
Could check
your prostate.

1510
01:07:18,919 --> 01:07:20,910
I think I'm OK.

1511
01:07:20,988 --> 01:07:22,922
Well, thanks, anyway.

1512
01:07:27,995 --> 01:07:29,223
Are we done?

1513
01:07:29,296 --> 01:07:32,663
Yeah, we're done.
Seeyou...around.

1514
01:07:50,003 --> 01:07:50,935
Cornelius?

1515
01:07:52,105 --> 01:07:53,037
Cornelius!

1516
01:07:54,508 --> 01:07:55,805
It's me...

1517
01:07:55,876 --> 01:07:57,241
Bob!

1518
01:07:57,311 --> 01:07:58,710
Hey...Bob.

1519
01:08:00,614 --> 01:08:02,275
Hey. Uhh!

1520
01:08:02,349 --> 01:08:03,543
We all thought
you were dead.

1521
01:08:03,617 --> 01:08:05,778
No, no. Still here.
[Chuckles]

1522
01:08:05,852 --> 01:08:07,786
How areyou, Bob?

1523
01:08:07,854 --> 01:08:09,685
Better than I've ever been
in mywhole life.

1524
01:08:09,756 --> 01:08:12,452
Really. You still
remaining men together?

1525
01:08:12,526 --> 01:08:14,619
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

1526
01:08:14,695 --> 01:08:16,185
Really.
What is it?

1527
01:08:17,664 --> 01:08:19,393
Well...

1528
01:08:19,466 --> 01:08:21,559
fi rst rule is...

1529
01:08:21,635 --> 01:08:23,466
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1530
01:08:24,604 --> 01:08:25,969
And the second rule is,

1531
01:08:26,039 --> 01:08:27,768
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1532
01:08:27,841 --> 01:08:29,433
And the third
rule is...

1533
01:08:29,509 --> 01:08:31,909
Bob. Bob.
I'm a member.

1534
01:08:31,978 --> 01:08:34,503
Look at my face, Bob.

1535
01:08:34,581 --> 01:08:36,572
[Laughing]

1536
01:08:36,650 --> 01:08:38,811
That's fuckin'--
That's fuckin' great.

1537
01:08:38,885 --> 01:08:40,819
I've...I've
never seen you there.

1538
01:08:40,887 --> 01:08:42,616
I go Tuesdays
and Thursdays.

1539
01:08:42,689 --> 01:08:44,657
I go Saturday.

1540
01:08:44,725 --> 01:08:45,987
Congratulations.

1541
01:08:47,127 --> 01:08:49,152
Yeah. Hey,
to both ofus, right?

1542
01:08:49,229 --> 01:08:50,958
Haveyou heard about the guy
that invented this thing?

1543
01:08:51,031 --> 01:08:52,658
Well, uh,
yeah, actually. I--

1544
01:08:52,733 --> 01:08:54,928
I hear all kinds
ofthings.

1545
01:08:55,001 --> 01:08:59,267
Supposedly...he was born
in a mental institution.

1546
01:08:59,339 --> 01:09:02,934
And he sleeps only
one hour a night.

1547
01:09:03,009 --> 01:09:04,340
He's a great man.

1548
01:09:04,411 --> 01:09:05,343
Oh...

1549
01:09:05,412 --> 01:09:07,676
Doyou know
about Tyler Durden?

1550
01:09:10,183 --> 01:09:12,310
[Spectators Shouting
And Hollering]

1551
01:09:16,723 --> 01:09:18,247
Ha ha ha!

1552
01:09:23,296 --> 01:09:24,820
Take him down!

1553
01:09:24,898 --> 01:09:26,525
Take him down!

1554
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:27,965
Take him down!

1555
01:09:33,140 --> 01:09:35,404
I didn't hurtyou,
did I?

1556
01:09:35,475 --> 01:09:38,069
Actually, you did.

1557
01:09:38,145 --> 01:09:39,737
Thankyou for this.

1558
01:09:39,813 --> 01:09:41,940
Thankyou, thankyou,
thankyou.

1559
01:09:42,015 --> 01:09:42,947
Narrator:
Fight Club.

1560
01:09:43,016 --> 01:09:44,916
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

1561
01:09:44,985 --> 01:09:46,577
This was mine
and Tyler's gift...

1562
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,847
our gift to the world.

1563
01:09:48,922 --> 01:09:50,753
Look around. Look around.

1564
01:09:50,824 --> 01:09:52,724
I see a lot
ofnew faces.

1565
01:09:52,793 --> 01:09:53,725
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

1566
01:09:53,794 --> 01:09:54,783
Shut up!

1567
01:09:56,096 --> 01:09:57,927
Which means a lot ofyou

1568
01:09:57,998 --> 01:10:00,899
have been breaking
the fi rst 2 rules of Fight Club.

1569
01:10:09,176 --> 01:10:10,438
Man, I see in Fight Club

1570
01:10:10,510 --> 01:10:13,377
the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived.

1571
01:10:13,447 --> 01:10:15,938
I see all this
potential.

1572
01:10:16,016 --> 01:10:17,313
And I see squandering.

1573
01:10:18,685 --> 01:10:19,777
God damn it.

1574
01:10:19,853 --> 01:10:22,788
An entire generation
pumping gas...

1575
01:10:22,856 --> 01:10:24,346
waiting tables...

1576
01:10:24,424 --> 01:10:26,358
slaves with white collars.

1577
01:10:29,196 --> 01:10:32,256
Advertising has its taste
in cars and clothes...

1578
01:10:32,332 --> 01:10:35,563
workingjobs we hate so we can
buy shit we don't need.

1579
01:10:39,372 --> 01:10:41,966
We're the middle children
ofhistory, man.

1580
01:10:42,042 --> 01:10:44,476
No purpose or place.

1581
01:10:44,544 --> 01:10:47,980
We have no Great War...
no Great Depression.

1582
01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:53,314
Our Great War's
a spiritual war.

1583
01:10:53,386 --> 01:10:56,617
Our Great Depression
is our lives.

1584
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:01,993
We've all been raised
on television

1585
01:11:02,062 --> 01:11:03,996
to believe that one day
we'd all be millionaires

1586
01:11:04,064 --> 01:11:06,532
and movie gods
and rock stars.

1587
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:08,329
But we won't.

1588
01:11:08,401 --> 01:11:10,301
We're slowly learning
that fact.

1589
01:11:11,638 --> 01:11:14,266
And we're very,
very pissed off.

1590
01:11:14,341 --> 01:11:15,273
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1591
01:11:15,342 --> 01:11:17,207
[The Men Murmur]

1592
01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:22,646
First rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about--

1593
01:11:22,716 --> 01:11:24,115
[Loud Banging]

1594
01:11:28,154 --> 01:11:29,382
Who areyou?

1595
01:11:30,524 --> 01:11:31,752
Who am I?

1596
01:11:31,825 --> 01:11:32,883
Yeah.

1597
01:11:34,394 --> 01:11:35,418
There's a sign
in the front

1598
01:11:35,495 --> 01:11:36,553
that says
'' Lou's Tavern.''

1599
01:11:37,697 --> 01:11:39,892
I'm fuckin' Lou.

1600
01:11:39,966 --> 01:11:41,593
Who the fuck areyou?

1601
01:11:41,668 --> 01:11:43,659
Tyler Durden.

1602
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,668
Who told you motherfuckers
thatyou could use my place?

1603
01:11:49,743 --> 01:11:51,711
We have a deal
worked out with Irvin.

1604
01:11:51,778 --> 01:11:52,802
Irvin?

1605
01:11:52,879 --> 01:11:55,404
Irvin's at home with
a broken collarbone.

1606
01:11:55,482 --> 01:11:57,109
He don't own
this place.

1607
01:11:57,183 --> 01:11:58,115
I do.

1608
01:12:00,220 --> 01:12:02,211
How much money is he
gettin' for this?

1609
01:12:02,289 --> 01:12:03,551
There is no money.

1610
01:12:03,623 --> 01:12:06,217
- Really. Ain't that somethin'?
- Free to all.

1611
01:12:06,293 --> 01:12:08,158
It is, actually.

1612
01:12:08,228 --> 01:12:10,696
Look, stupid fuck...

1613
01:12:10,764 --> 01:12:12,254
I want everybody
outta here right now.

1614
01:12:12,332 --> 01:12:15,563
Hey. You should
Join our club.

1615
01:12:16,903 --> 01:12:18,336
Did you hear
what I just said?

1616
01:12:18,405 --> 01:12:20,168
You and your friend.

1617
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:22,037
Oomp!

1618
01:12:22,108 --> 01:12:23,166
Uhh!

1619
01:12:23,243 --> 01:12:25,143
You hear me now?!

1620
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:28,841
No, I didn't quite
catch that, Lou.

1621
01:12:28,915 --> 01:12:29,973
Ooh!

1622
01:12:30,050 --> 01:12:30,982
Pfft!

1623
01:12:32,719 --> 01:12:33,651
Ohhh...

1624
01:12:35,221 --> 01:12:36,984
Still not gettin' it.

1625
01:12:38,191 --> 01:12:39,852
Aah! OK, OK, OK.
I got it.

1626
01:12:39,926 --> 01:12:42,360
I got it. I got it.
Shit, I lost it.

1627
01:12:42,429 --> 01:12:44,021
Ooh!

1628
01:12:44,097 --> 01:12:45,223
Back! All ofyou!

1629
01:12:46,299 --> 01:12:47,231
[Gun Cocks]

1630
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:48,358
Everybody back.

1631
01:12:50,604 --> 01:12:52,469
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1632
01:12:54,407 --> 01:12:56,637
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1633
01:12:56,710 --> 01:12:58,735
Aw, Lou...

1634
01:12:58,812 --> 01:13:00,803
Come on, man.

1635
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,404
We really like
this place.

1636
01:13:03,850 --> 01:13:05,283
Ohh!

1637
01:13:05,352 --> 01:13:10,255
[Tyler HalfSobs,
Half Laughs Hysterically]

1638
01:13:10,323 --> 01:13:11,449
Ohhh...

1639
01:13:11,524 --> 01:13:14,516
- That's right, Lou, get it--
- Shut the fuck up!

1640
01:13:14,594 --> 01:13:16,357
Oh, yeah!

1641
01:13:16,429 --> 01:13:18,954
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

1642
01:13:19,032 --> 01:13:21,262
Ho ho ho ha ha ha!

1643
01:13:21,334 --> 01:13:22,596
Think that's
fuckin' funny?!

1644
01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:24,637
Ho ho, ho!
Ha ha ha ha!

1645
01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:27,696
Ha ha ha ha--
Ohh! Ho ho ho!

1646
01:13:32,345 --> 01:13:34,210
Fuckin' guys are loony,
I'm tellin' ya.

1647
01:13:36,449 --> 01:13:38,440
Unbelievable. Aah!

1648
01:13:41,154 --> 01:13:42,280
[Choking]

1649
01:13:42,355 --> 01:13:43,549
You don't know
where I've been, Lou.

1650
01:13:43,623 --> 01:13:45,318
- Oh, my God!
- Ha ha ha!

1651
01:13:45,392 --> 01:13:48,259
You don't know where
I've been! Ha ha!

1652
01:13:48,328 --> 01:13:50,626
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1653
01:13:50,697 --> 01:13:52,927
Lou! Please let us
keep it, Lou!

1654
01:13:52,999 --> 01:13:54,466
Please, Lou!

1655
01:13:54,534 --> 01:13:57,002
Fuckin' use the basement!
Christ!

1656
01:13:57,070 --> 01:13:59,971
I wantyourword, Lou!
I wantyourword!

1657
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:01,974
On my mother's honor.

1658
01:14:03,710 --> 01:14:04,642
Uhh!

1659
01:14:06,379 --> 01:14:08,176
Lou!

1660
01:14:08,248 --> 01:14:09,875
Aaahhh!

1661
01:14:11,184 --> 01:14:12,276
Thanks, Lou.

1662
01:14:14,587 --> 01:14:16,282
You, too, big guy.

1663
01:14:20,660 --> 01:14:22,184
Seeyou next week.

1664
01:14:38,445 --> 01:14:40,777
This week...
each one ofyou...

1665
01:14:40,847 --> 01:14:42,940
has a homework
assignment.

1666
01:14:43,016 --> 01:14:44,278
You're gonna go out.

1667
01:14:44,350 --> 01:14:46,750
You're gonna start a fight
with a total stranger.

1668
01:14:50,190 --> 01:14:51,714
You're gonna
start a fight.

1669
01:14:52,859 --> 01:14:54,292
And you're
gonna lose.

1670
01:14:57,363 --> 01:14:59,024
Excellent choice,
sir.

1671
01:15:01,034 --> 01:15:02,729
Hey! Watch out,
Jackass!

1672
01:15:02,802 --> 01:15:03,894
Come on!

1673
01:15:03,970 --> 01:15:06,564
Narrator: Now, this is not
as easy as it sounds.

1674
01:15:08,519 --> 01:15:10,350
I'm thinkin'
you really--What?!

1675
01:15:10,421 --> 01:15:11,854
Son ofa bitch!

1676
01:15:11,922 --> 01:15:14,823
Narrator: Most people...
normal people...

1677
01:15:14,892 --> 01:15:16,951
dojust about anything
to avoid a fight.

1678
01:15:18,529 --> 01:15:20,793
Excuse me.
You sprayed me with your hose.

1679
01:15:20,864 --> 01:15:22,058
Like that?

1680
01:15:22,132 --> 01:15:23,497
That's not necessary.

1681
01:15:23,567 --> 01:15:25,432
Dave!
Go call 91 1 !

1682
01:15:27,204 --> 01:15:28,136
Aaaahhh!

1683
01:15:30,140 --> 01:15:31,402
Stop it!

1684
01:15:31,475 --> 01:15:32,407
Stop it!

1685
01:15:35,045 --> 01:15:35,977
Sorry.

1686
01:15:36,046 --> 01:15:37,911
What did--
Come here!

1687
01:15:37,981 --> 01:15:40,142
Leave me alone!
You crazy?

1688
01:15:40,217 --> 01:15:41,184
Uhh!

1689
01:15:42,486 --> 01:15:43,578
Unhh! Uhh!

1690
01:15:44,788 --> 01:15:45,720
Bastard!

1691
01:15:51,495 --> 01:15:52,962
We need to talk.

1692
01:15:55,666 --> 01:15:56,598
OK.

1693
01:15:56,667 --> 01:15:57,599
[Door Closes]

1694
01:15:59,169 --> 01:16:00,431
Where to begin?

1695
01:16:00,504 --> 01:16:02,938
With your constant
absenteeism?

1696
01:16:03,006 --> 01:16:06,100
With your unpresentable
appearance?

1697
01:16:06,176 --> 01:16:07,541
You're up for review.

1698
01:16:07,611 --> 01:16:10,842
I amJack's...
complete lack ofsurprise.

1699
01:16:10,914 --> 01:16:11,846
What?

1700
01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:12,882
Let's pretend.

1701
01:16:12,950 --> 01:16:14,781
You're the Department
ofTransportation.

1702
01:16:14,852 --> 01:16:15,819
OK?

1703
01:16:15,886 --> 01:16:19,549
Someone informs you
that this company

1704
01:16:19,623 --> 01:16:21,614
installs front seat
mounting brackets

1705
01:16:21,692 --> 01:16:23,717
that never pass
collision tests...

1706
01:16:23,794 --> 01:16:27,230
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,

1707
01:16:27,297 --> 01:16:29,458
and fuel injectors
that explode

1708
01:16:29,533 --> 01:16:31,296
and burn people alive.

1709
01:16:32,603 --> 01:16:33,695
What then?

1710
01:16:33,770 --> 01:16:36,068
Areyou threatening me?

1711
01:16:36,139 --> 01:16:37,106
No...

1712
01:16:37,174 --> 01:16:38,937
Get the fuck outta here.
You're fi red.

1713
01:16:39,009 --> 01:16:40,704
I have a better solution.

1714
01:16:40,777 --> 01:16:44,269
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.

1715
01:16:44,348 --> 01:16:46,077
And in exchange
for my salary,

1716
01:16:46,149 --> 01:16:47,946
myjob will be never
to tell people

1717
01:16:48,018 --> 01:16:50,248
these things
that I know.

1718
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:52,311
I don't even have to come
into the office.

1719
01:16:52,389 --> 01:16:53,856
I can do thisjob
from home.

1720
01:16:55,659 --> 01:16:57,593
Who--Who the fuck
doyou thinkyou are,

1721
01:16:57,661 --> 01:17:00,391
you crazy little shit?

1722
01:17:04,568 --> 01:17:06,035
Security?

1723
01:17:06,103 --> 01:17:08,094
Narrator: I am
Jack's smirking revenge.

1724
01:17:08,171 --> 01:17:09,365
Ohh!

1725
01:17:14,177 --> 01:17:15,303
Ohh!

1726
01:17:15,379 --> 01:17:16,710
Ahh...ahh...

1727
01:17:16,780 --> 01:17:19,146
What the hell
areyou doing?

1728
01:17:27,391 --> 01:17:29,621
Ohh...that hurt.

1729
01:17:31,929 --> 01:17:34,591
Whywould you do that?

1730
01:17:34,665 --> 01:17:35,927
Oh, my God.

1731
01:17:35,999 --> 01:17:37,660
No! Please stop!

1732
01:17:37,734 --> 01:17:40,328
[Making
Strangulation Sounds]

1733
01:17:40,404 --> 01:17:42,804
Uhh! Uh...uhh!

1734
01:17:47,811 --> 01:17:49,073
What areyou doing?

1735
01:17:50,213 --> 01:17:52,272
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1736
01:17:52,349 --> 01:17:55,011
Narrator: For some reason,
I thought ofmy fi rst fight

1737
01:17:55,085 --> 01:17:56,450
with Tyler.

1738
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:57,452
No!

1739
01:18:22,579 --> 01:18:24,809
Under and behind
and inside,

1740
01:18:24,881 --> 01:18:27,076
everything this man
took for granted...

1741
01:18:27,150 --> 01:18:29,516
something horrible
had been growing.

1742
01:18:30,721 --> 01:18:31,813
Now, look.

1743
01:18:31,888 --> 01:18:34,220
Give me the paychecks
like I asked,

1744
01:18:34,291 --> 01:18:36,623
and you won't
ever see me again.

1745
01:18:36,693 --> 01:18:40,151
And right then, at our most
excellent moment together...

1746
01:18:42,499 --> 01:18:44,626
Oh...thank God.

1747
01:18:44,701 --> 01:18:46,566
Please don't hit me
again. Please...

1748
01:18:46,637 --> 01:18:48,798
Telephone, computer,
fax machine,

1749
01:18:48,872 --> 01:18:53,104
52 weekly paychecks, and
48 airline flight coupons.

1750
01:18:53,176 --> 01:18:55,576
We now had
corporate sponsorship.

1751
01:18:55,646 --> 01:18:57,876
This is how Tyler and I were
able to have Fight Club

1752
01:18:57,948 --> 01:18:59,415
every night ofthe week.

1753
01:18:59,483 --> 01:19:02,077
[Crowd Cheering]

1754
01:19:02,152 --> 01:19:04,643
Now nobodywas the center
of Fight Club

1755
01:19:04,721 --> 01:19:06,712
except the 2 men fighting.

1756
01:19:06,790 --> 01:19:10,783
The leaderwalked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

1757
01:19:12,062 --> 01:19:14,929
Tylerwas now involved
in a class-action lawsuit

1758
01:19:14,998 --> 01:19:17,523
with the Pressman Hotel over
the urine content oftheir soup.

1759
01:19:24,107 --> 01:19:26,371
I amJack's wasted life.

1760
01:19:30,947 --> 01:19:33,973
Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha!
Yeah!

1761
01:19:34,117 --> 01:19:35,448
Thereyou are, sir.

1762
01:19:38,789 --> 01:19:41,383
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

1763
01:19:41,458 --> 01:19:44,086
He handed them out
in sealed envelopes.

1764
01:20:23,233 --> 01:20:24,825
Did you know
there's a Fight Club

1765
01:20:24,901 --> 01:20:25,833
up in Delaware City?

1766
01:20:25,902 --> 01:20:26,834
Yeah, I heard.

1767
01:20:26,903 --> 01:20:27,927
[CarAlarm]

1768
01:20:28,004 --> 01:20:30,632
There's one
in Penn's Grove, too.

1769
01:20:30,707 --> 01:20:32,937
Bob even found one
up in Newcastle.

1770
01:20:33,009 --> 01:20:34,943
Yeah. Did you start
that one?

1771
01:20:35,011 --> 01:20:36,444
No. I thoughtyou did.

1772
01:20:36,513 --> 01:20:37,775
Nah.

1773
01:20:37,848 --> 01:20:38,780
Pff!.

1774
01:20:40,383 --> 01:20:41,850
[CarAlarm]

1775
01:21:27,731 --> 01:21:29,096
Stop for a second.

1776
01:21:29,166 --> 01:21:30,599
Hey, what are we doing?

1777
01:21:30,667 --> 01:21:31,599
Turn around.

1778
01:21:31,668 --> 01:21:33,101
What are we doing?

1779
01:21:33,170 --> 01:21:34,102
Homework assignment.

1780
01:21:34,171 --> 01:21:35,433
What kind of
homework assignment?

1781
01:21:35,505 --> 01:21:36,767
Human sacrifice.

1782
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:37,932
Hey, is that a gun?

1783
01:21:38,008 --> 01:21:39,441
Please. Please tell me
that's not a gun.

1784
01:21:39,509 --> 01:21:40,441
It's a gun.

1785
01:21:40,510 --> 01:21:41,442
What areyou doing?

1786
01:21:41,511 --> 01:21:42,443
Meet me in the back.

1787
01:21:42,512 --> 01:21:43,945
Hey, don't fuck around.

1788
01:21:44,014 --> 01:21:45,242
Meet me in the back.

1789
01:21:45,315 --> 01:21:47,442
Narrator: On a long enough
time line,

1790
01:21:47,517 --> 01:21:49,883
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

1791
01:21:51,021 --> 01:21:52,989
What areyou doing?
Come on.

1792
01:21:53,056 --> 01:21:54,421
Hands behind your back.

1793
01:21:54,491 --> 01:21:55,423
God.

1794
01:21:55,492 --> 01:21:56,584
Give meyourwallet.

1795
01:21:57,861 --> 01:21:59,192
Raymond K. Hessel,

1796
01:21:59,262 --> 01:22:02,254
1 320 Southeast Banning,
apartment A.

1797
01:22:02,332 --> 01:22:03,663
Small, cramped basement
apartment, Raymond?

1798
01:22:03,733 --> 01:22:04,757
How did you know?

1799
01:22:04,835 --> 01:22:06,462
Because they give
shitty basement apartments

1800
01:22:06,536 --> 01:22:08,470
letters instead ofnumbers.

1801
01:22:08,538 --> 01:22:09,971
Raymond...

1802
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:11,473
you're going to die.

1803
01:22:11,541 --> 01:22:13,008
[Crying]
Oh, my God, no...

1804
01:22:13,076 --> 01:22:14,270
Is thatyour mom and dad?

1805
01:22:14,344 --> 01:22:15,834
Mom and dad are going
to have to call up

1806
01:22:15,912 --> 01:22:16,901
kindly Dr. So-And-So

1807
01:22:16,980 --> 01:22:18,379
to pick up
your dental records.

1808
01:22:18,448 --> 01:22:19,642
You want to know why?

1809
01:22:19,716 --> 01:22:21,445
Because there's going to be
nothing left ofyour face.

1810
01:22:21,518 --> 01:22:23,281
- Aw, come on.
- [Crying]

1811
01:22:23,353 --> 01:22:25,787
An expired community college
student I.D.

1812
01:22:25,856 --> 01:22:27,289
What'd you study, Raymond?

1813
01:22:27,357 --> 01:22:28,915
S-S-S-Stuff.

1814
01:22:28,992 --> 01:22:30,391
Stuff?

1815
01:22:30,460 --> 01:22:32,587
Were the midterms hard?

1816
01:22:32,662 --> 01:22:33,629
[Whimpering]

1817
01:22:33,697 --> 01:22:35,062
I asked you
whatyou studied.

1818
01:22:35,131 --> 01:22:36,257
Biology, mostly.

1819
01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:37,459
Why?

1820
01:22:37,534 --> 01:22:39,434
I--I don't know.

1821
01:22:39,502 --> 01:22:42,903
What did you want to be,
Raymond K. Hessel?

1822
01:22:42,973 --> 01:22:44,304
[Click]

1823
01:22:44,374 --> 01:22:46,501
The question, Raymond,

1824
01:22:46,576 --> 01:22:49,966
was what did you
want to be?

1825
01:22:50,100 --> 01:22:51,931
Answer him,
Raymond!Jesus!

1826
01:22:52,002 --> 01:22:53,401
Veterinarian!
Veterinarian!

1827
01:22:53,470 --> 01:22:54,528
Animals.

1828
01:22:54,604 --> 01:22:56,538
Yeah, animal s-s-s--

1829
01:22:56,606 --> 01:22:57,630
Stuff.
Yeah, I got that.

1830
01:22:57,707 --> 01:22:58,765
That means you have to
get more schooling.

1831
01:22:58,842 --> 01:23:00,275
Too much school.

1832
01:23:00,343 --> 01:23:01,708
Would you rather be dead?

1833
01:23:01,778 --> 01:23:02,710
No...

1834
01:23:02,779 --> 01:23:04,007
Would you
rather die, here,

1835
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:05,513
on your knees,

1836
01:23:05,582 --> 01:23:07,379
in the back
ofa convenience store?

1837
01:23:07,450 --> 01:23:09,008
[Whimpering]
No...No, please...

1838
01:23:09,085 --> 01:23:10,347
no...

1839
01:23:10,420 --> 01:23:12,115
[Releases Hammer]

1840
01:23:13,623 --> 01:23:15,181
I'm keeping your license.

1841
01:23:16,459 --> 01:23:18,017
Gonna check in on you.

1842
01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:20,028
I know whereyou live.

1843
01:23:20,096 --> 01:23:23,031
Ifyou're not on yourway
to becoming a veterinarian

1844
01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:24,726
in 6 weeks,
you will be dead.

1845
01:23:24,801 --> 01:23:26,530
[Whimpering]

1846
01:23:26,603 --> 01:23:28,434
Now run on home.

1847
01:23:33,209 --> 01:23:35,507
Run, Forrest, run!

1848
01:23:37,147 --> 01:23:38,512
I feel ill.

1849
01:23:40,350 --> 01:23:41,783
Imagine how he feels.

1850
01:23:41,851 --> 01:23:43,785
Come on,
this isn't funny!

1851
01:23:43,853 --> 01:23:45,286
That wasn't funny.

1852
01:23:45,355 --> 01:23:47,380
What the fuck
was the point ofthat?

1853
01:23:47,457 --> 01:23:48,890
Tomorrow will be
the most beautiful day

1854
01:23:48,958 --> 01:23:50,391
of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

1855
01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:51,893
His breakfast
will taste better

1856
01:23:51,961 --> 01:23:54,862
than any meal you and I
have ever tasted.

1857
01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:58,993
Narrator: You had to
give it to him.

1858
01:23:59,069 --> 01:24:00,400
Come on.

1859
01:24:00,470 --> 01:24:01,437
He had a plan.

1860
01:24:01,504 --> 01:24:03,438
And it started
to make sense

1861
01:24:03,506 --> 01:24:04,871
in a Tyler sort ofway.

1862
01:24:04,941 --> 01:24:05,930
No fear.

1863
01:24:06,009 --> 01:24:07,943
No distractions.

1864
01:24:08,011 --> 01:24:11,378
The ability to let
that which does not matter

1865
01:24:11,448 --> 01:24:13,416
truly slide.

1866
01:24:25,562 --> 01:24:27,189
You're notyourjob.

1867
01:24:29,432 --> 01:24:32,697
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1868
01:24:34,437 --> 01:24:37,201
You're not
the caryou drive.

1869
01:24:37,273 --> 01:24:39,867
You're not the contents
ofyourwallet.

1870
01:24:41,344 --> 01:24:43,369
You're not
your fuckin' khakis.

1871
01:24:45,582 --> 01:24:49,018
You're the all-singing,
all-dancing crap ofthe world.

1872
01:24:58,061 --> 01:25:00,996
I'll be out ofyourway
in a sec.

1873
01:25:01,064 --> 01:25:02,531
You don't have to go.

1874
01:25:04,634 --> 01:25:05,726
Whatever.

1875
01:25:06,803 --> 01:25:09,738
No, I mean, uh...

1876
01:25:09,806 --> 01:25:11,034
It's OK.

1877
01:25:20,483 --> 01:25:23,350
Areyou still going
to groups?

1878
01:25:23,419 --> 01:25:24,511
Yeah.

1879
01:25:26,689 --> 01:25:28,520
Chloe's dead.

1880
01:25:28,591 --> 01:25:31,287
Ah, Chloe.

1881
01:25:31,361 --> 01:25:33,522
When did that happen?

1882
01:25:33,596 --> 01:25:35,996
Doyou care?

1883
01:25:36,065 --> 01:25:37,362
I don't know.

1884
01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:39,628
I haven't thought
about it in a while.

1885
01:25:39,702 --> 01:25:41,966
Yeah, well...

1886
01:25:42,038 --> 01:25:45,166
I think it was
a smart move on her part.

1887
01:25:46,309 --> 01:25:47,640
Hey, listen, uh...

1888
01:25:47,710 --> 01:25:51,373
what areyou getting
out ofall this?

1889
01:25:51,447 --> 01:25:52,607
What?

1890
01:25:53,850 --> 01:25:55,283
I mean, all this.

1891
01:25:55,351 --> 01:25:56,784
Why doyou keep...

1892
01:25:56,853 --> 01:25:59,321
Is this
making you happy?

1893
01:26:00,990 --> 01:26:03,015
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1894
01:26:04,460 --> 01:26:06,894
I don't know.
I don't understand.

1895
01:26:06,963 --> 01:26:08,897
Why does
a weaker person

1896
01:26:08,965 --> 01:26:11,399
need to latch on to
a strong person?

1897
01:26:11,467 --> 01:26:12,729
What is that?

1898
01:26:12,802 --> 01:26:14,929
Well, what doyou
get out ofit?

1899
01:26:16,873 --> 01:26:18,807
No--It's--It's not
the same thing at all.

1900
01:26:18,875 --> 01:26:20,740
I mean, we're...It's
totally different with us.

1901
01:26:20,810 --> 01:26:21,902
We're--We're--

1902
01:26:21,978 --> 01:26:23,036
Us?

1903
01:26:23,112 --> 01:26:24,909
What doyou mean by ''us''?

1904
01:26:24,981 --> 01:26:26,710
I'm sorry,
doyou hear this?

1905
01:26:26,783 --> 01:26:27,807
Hearwhat?

1906
01:26:27,884 --> 01:26:29,852
You're not hearing
all that noise?

1907
01:26:29,919 --> 01:26:30,851
Just--Hold on a second.

1908
01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:32,080
No, wait.
What wereyou saying?

1909
01:26:32,155 --> 01:26:33,816
Don't change the subject.
I want to talk about this.

1910
01:26:33,890 --> 01:26:35,585
You're not talking
about me, areyou?

1911
01:26:35,658 --> 01:26:37,489
No. What?

1912
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:39,357
That dayyou came over
to my place to play doctor--

1913
01:26:39,429 --> 01:26:41,021
what was going on there?

1914
01:26:41,097 --> 01:26:42,064
What are you
talking about?

1915
01:26:42,131 --> 01:26:43,564
Nothing. Nothing.

1916
01:26:43,633 --> 01:26:44,691
I don't think so.

1917
01:26:44,767 --> 01:26:46,029
Come on,
what doyou want?

1918
01:26:46,102 --> 01:26:47,364
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1919
01:26:47,437 --> 01:26:49,200
Look at me.

1920
01:26:49,272 --> 01:26:50,705
What is that?

1921
01:26:50,773 --> 01:26:52,365
It's nothing.
Don't worry about it.

1922
01:26:52,442 --> 01:26:53,374
Oh, my God.

1923
01:26:53,443 --> 01:26:54,467
Who did this?

1924
01:26:54,544 --> 01:26:55,476
A person.

1925
01:26:55,545 --> 01:26:56,534
Guy or girl?

1926
01:26:56,613 --> 01:26:58,604
What doyou care
ifit's a guy or a girl?

1927
01:26:58,681 --> 01:26:59,739
What doyou care
ifI ask?

1928
01:26:59,816 --> 01:27:00,976
This is none ofyour
business. Leave me alone.

1929
01:27:01,050 --> 01:27:01,982
You're afraid to say it.

1930
01:27:02,051 --> 01:27:02,983
I am not afraid to say.
Let me go.

1931
01:27:03,052 --> 01:27:04,110
No! Talk to me.

1932
01:27:04,187 --> 01:27:05,381
- No!
- Let go ofme. Leave me alone.

1933
01:27:05,455 --> 01:27:06,945
This conversation...

1934
01:27:07,023 --> 01:27:08,149
This conversation...

1935
01:27:08,224 --> 01:27:10,021
is over.

1936
01:27:10,093 --> 01:27:11,526
is over.

1937
01:27:12,695 --> 01:27:15,061
I just can't win
with you, can I?

1938
01:27:22,872 --> 01:27:25,807
Hey, this is getting
a little old.

1939
01:27:25,875 --> 01:27:27,342
[Doorbell]

1940
01:27:27,410 --> 01:27:29,605
What is--What is all this?

1941
01:27:29,679 --> 01:27:31,112
What doyou think?

1942
01:27:32,548 --> 01:27:35,608
Hey, why do we need
bunk beds?

1943
01:27:35,685 --> 01:27:36,617
Hey.

1944
01:27:43,726 --> 01:27:45,284
Tooyoung.

1945
01:27:45,361 --> 01:27:46,919
Sorry.

1946
01:27:46,996 --> 01:27:49,226
What's all that?

1947
01:27:49,299 --> 01:27:51,824
Ifthe applicant is young,
tell him he's tooyoung.

1948
01:27:51,901 --> 01:27:53,368
Old, too old.
Fat, too fat.

1949
01:27:53,436 --> 01:27:54,403
Applicant?

1950
01:27:54,470 --> 01:27:56,335
Ifthe applicant
then waits for 3 days

1951
01:27:56,406 --> 01:27:58,340
without food, shelter
or encouragement,

1952
01:27:58,408 --> 01:28:00,842
he may then enter
and begin his training.

1953
01:28:00,910 --> 01:28:02,468
Training forwhat?

1954
01:28:07,617 --> 01:28:09,551
You think
this is a game?

1955
01:28:09,619 --> 01:28:11,553
You're tooyoung
to train here.

1956
01:28:11,621 --> 01:28:13,555
End ofstory.
Quit wasting our time.

1957
01:28:13,623 --> 01:28:15,056
Get the fuck
out ofhere.

1958
01:28:19,662 --> 01:28:21,061
Bad news, friend.

1959
01:28:22,231 --> 01:28:24,165
It's not gonna happen.

1960
01:28:24,233 --> 01:28:27,168
I'm sorry ifthere was
a misunderstanding.

1961
01:28:27,236 --> 01:28:29,204
It's not the end
ofthe world.

1962
01:28:29,272 --> 01:28:30,705
Just go away.

1963
01:28:31,841 --> 01:28:33,672
Go.

1964
01:28:33,743 --> 01:28:35,335
You're trespassing,

1965
01:28:35,411 --> 01:28:37,345
and I will have to
call the police.

1966
01:28:40,817 --> 01:28:42,614
Don'tyou look at me.

1967
01:28:42,685 --> 01:28:44,448
Doyou thinkyou're
ever getting in this house?

1968
01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:45,953
You're never getting in
this fucking house.

1969
01:28:46,022 --> 01:28:47,853
Never. Now get the fuck
off the porch.

1970
01:28:47,924 --> 01:28:49,391
Get off the porch!

1971
01:28:49,459 --> 01:28:50,892
Narrator: Sooner or later,

1972
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:53,019
we all became what Tyler
wanted us to be.

1973
01:28:53,096 --> 01:28:55,894
I'm gonna go inside and
I'm gonna get a shovel.

1974
01:29:02,939 --> 01:29:04,372
You got 2 black shirts?

1975
01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:05,372
Sir.

1976
01:29:05,441 --> 01:29:06,874
2 pair ofblack pants?

1977
01:29:06,943 --> 01:29:07,875
Yes, sir.

1978
01:29:07,944 --> 01:29:08,876
One pair ofblack boots?

1979
01:29:08,945 --> 01:29:09,877
Sir.

1980
01:29:09,946 --> 01:29:10,878
2 pair ofblack socks?

1981
01:29:10,947 --> 01:29:11,879
Sir.

1982
01:29:11,948 --> 01:29:12,880
One blackjacket?

1983
01:29:12,949 --> 01:29:13,881
Sir.

1984
01:29:13,950 --> 01:29:15,076
$300 personal burial money?

1985
01:29:15,151 --> 01:29:16,209
Yes, sir.

1986
01:29:18,054 --> 01:29:19,681
All right.

1987
01:29:28,364 --> 01:29:29,831
[Snickers]

1988
01:29:29,899 --> 01:29:33,062
You're too old,
fat man.

1989
01:29:33,136 --> 01:29:34,694
Your tits
are too big.

1990
01:29:34,771 --> 01:29:37,205
Get the fuck
off my porch.

1991
01:29:43,713 --> 01:29:46,204
Bob. Bob.

1992
01:30:01,364 --> 01:30:02,797
Like a monkey

1993
01:30:02,865 --> 01:30:04,924
ready to be shot
into space.

1994
01:30:05,001 --> 01:30:06,525
Space monkey.

1995
01:30:06,602 --> 01:30:10,800
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1996
01:30:15,711 --> 01:30:19,647
You are too
fucking old, fatty!

1997
01:30:19,715 --> 01:30:21,376
And you.

1998
01:30:21,451 --> 01:30:23,043
You're too fucking...

1999
01:30:23,119 --> 01:30:24,416
blond!

2000
01:30:24,487 --> 01:30:26,879
Get out ofhere,
the both ofyou!

2001
01:30:27,013 --> 01:30:27,775
[Door Slams]

2002
01:30:27,847 --> 01:30:29,280
Narrator: And so it went.

2003
01:30:29,348 --> 01:30:31,282
Tyler:
Listen up, maggots.

2004
01:30:31,350 --> 01:30:33,818
You are not special.

2005
01:30:33,886 --> 01:30:37,253
You are not
a beautiful or unique snowflake.

2006
01:30:37,323 --> 01:30:39,757
You are the same
decaying organic matter

2007
01:30:39,825 --> 01:30:41,452
as everything else.

2008
01:30:41,527 --> 01:30:43,859
Narrator: Tyler
built himselfan army.

2009
01:30:43,930 --> 01:30:47,866
Tyler: We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap ofthe world.

2010
01:30:47,934 --> 01:30:51,563
We are all part of
the same compost heap.

2011
01:30:53,239 --> 01:30:56,640
Narrator: Whywas Tyler Durden
building an army?

2012
01:30:56,709 --> 01:30:58,370
To what purpose?

2013
01:30:58,444 --> 01:31:00,207
Forwhat greater good?

2014
01:31:03,649 --> 01:31:05,446
In Tylerwe trusted.

2015
01:31:09,322 --> 01:31:15,090
No, when he was like, ''You are
notyourjob,'' I was like...

2016
01:31:15,161 --> 01:31:16,628
Yeah!

2017
01:31:18,364 --> 01:31:20,025
Hey, what's all this?

2018
01:31:20,099 --> 01:31:21,498
[Laughing]

2019
01:31:22,969 --> 01:31:24,732
OK!

2020
01:31:24,804 --> 01:31:26,829
Go on in
and celebrate.

2021
01:31:26,906 --> 01:31:28,339
What are we celebrating?

2022
01:31:28,407 --> 01:31:29,374
Go on.

2023
01:31:31,510 --> 01:31:33,842
[TV Playing]

2024
01:31:33,913 --> 01:31:34,845
Hey.

2025
01:31:34,914 --> 01:31:36,347
Let me get that
foryou.

2026
01:31:37,416 --> 01:31:39,407
[Belches]

2027
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:49,994
Investigators are
on the scene right now.

2028
01:31:50,062 --> 01:31:52,360
Hold on. Police Commissioner
Jacobs hasjust arrived.

2029
01:31:52,431 --> 01:31:55,423
Commissioner, Commissioner,
could you please tell us

2030
01:31:55,501 --> 01:31:57,128
whatyou think
has happened here?

2031
01:31:57,203 --> 01:31:58,636
We believe
this is one ofmany

2032
01:31:58,704 --> 01:32:00,865
recent acts ofvandalism
around the city

2033
01:32:00,940 --> 01:32:03,909
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

2034
01:32:03,976 --> 01:32:08,106
We'll be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

2035
01:32:08,180 --> 01:32:10,614
That was Police Commissioner
Jacobs, whojust arrived

2036
01:32:10,683 --> 01:32:12,548
on the scene here
ofa 4-alarm fi re

2037
01:32:12,618 --> 01:32:14,279
that broke out
about an hour ago.

2038
01:32:14,353 --> 01:32:15,342
She's hot.

2039
01:32:15,421 --> 01:32:16,888
Live from the Parker
Morris Building,

2040
01:32:16,956 --> 01:32:18,821
Lauren Sanchez.
Back toyou in the studio.

2041
01:32:18,891 --> 01:32:20,518
- [Laughter]
- Yeah!

2042
01:32:20,593 --> 01:32:22,151
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Yeah.

2043
01:32:22,228 --> 01:32:23,820
Holy shit.

2044
01:32:23,896 --> 01:32:24,828
Yeah!

2045
01:32:24,897 --> 01:32:28,458
[News Anchor
Narrating Footage]

2046
01:32:28,534 --> 01:32:29,660
- Yeah!
- Ha ha ha!

2047
01:32:29,735 --> 01:32:30,997
Hoo hoo hoo!

2048
01:32:31,070 --> 01:32:32,662
What the fuck
did you guys do?

2049
01:32:32,738 --> 01:32:34,103
News Anchor:
...how the blaze started,

2050
01:32:34,173 --> 01:32:36,869
but arson investigators
are on the premises...

2051
01:32:36,942 --> 01:32:40,275
[Laughing]

2052
01:32:42,048 --> 01:32:44,983
Sir, the fi rst rule
of Project Mayhem

2053
01:32:45,051 --> 01:32:47,451
is you do not
ask questions, sir.

2054
01:32:52,825 --> 01:32:55,350
The victory
in the war against crime

2055
01:32:55,428 --> 01:32:57,453
will not come overnight.

2056
01:32:57,530 --> 01:32:59,657
It will take dedication
and commitment,

2057
01:32:59,732 --> 01:33:02,166
and most ofall,
cooperation.

2058
01:33:02,234 --> 01:33:03,758
The streets are safer now.

2059
01:33:03,836 --> 01:33:06,100
There is hope
in the inner city.

2060
01:33:06,172 --> 01:33:08,197
However, this is only
the beginning.

2061
01:33:08,274 --> 01:33:09,241
I gotta take a piss.

2062
01:33:09,308 --> 01:33:11,742
These are the fi rst steps

2063
01:33:11,811 --> 01:33:13,369
in a longjourney.

2064
01:33:13,446 --> 01:33:15,744
That is whywe have
created Project Hope...

2065
01:33:15,815 --> 01:33:16,941
Bob.

2066
01:33:17,016 --> 01:33:19,951
'' Helping others with
prevention and enforcement.''

2067
01:33:20,019 --> 01:33:22,783
Project Hope will be
ajoint effort

2068
01:33:22,855 --> 01:33:25,551
between the police
and community leaders.

2069
01:33:25,624 --> 01:33:28,252
It will be
a powerful new weapon

2070
01:33:28,327 --> 01:33:30,124
in the war against crime.

2071
01:33:30,196 --> 01:33:32,130
[Applause]

2072
01:33:59,959 --> 01:34:01,051
[Strangled Scream]

2073
01:34:05,564 --> 01:34:07,691
Haahhhh!

2074
01:34:15,341 --> 01:34:18,003
Wrap it around the top of
his hacky sack, Bob.

2075
01:34:18,077 --> 01:34:19,476
Yeah. His balls
are ice cold.

2076
01:34:20,846 --> 01:34:22,279
Hi.

2077
01:34:22,348 --> 01:34:24,839
You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

2078
01:34:24,917 --> 01:34:25,941
You're gonna publicly state

2079
01:34:26,018 --> 01:34:28,816
that there is no
underground group, or...

2080
01:34:28,888 --> 01:34:30,651
these guys are gonna
takeyour balls.

2081
01:34:30,723 --> 01:34:32,850
They're gonna send one
to the New York Times,

2082
01:34:32,925 --> 01:34:35,860
one to the L.A. Times
press release style.

2083
01:34:35,928 --> 01:34:37,190
Look...

2084
01:34:37,263 --> 01:34:38,696
the peopleyou are after

2085
01:34:38,764 --> 01:34:40,698
are the people
you depend on.

2086
01:34:40,766 --> 01:34:42,825
We cookyour meals.
We haul your trash.

2087
01:34:42,902 --> 01:34:44,028
We connectyour calls.

2088
01:34:44,103 --> 01:34:45,627
We driveyour ambulances.

2089
01:34:45,704 --> 01:34:49,071
We guard you
whileyou sleep.

2090
01:34:52,077 --> 01:34:54,944
Do not fuckwith us.

2091
01:34:59,718 --> 01:35:01,743
[Muffled Screaming]

2092
01:35:03,622 --> 01:35:04,589
Fooled ya.

2093
01:35:09,528 --> 01:35:13,658
[Rumbling]

2094
01:35:17,903 --> 01:35:20,133
[Dialogue Drowned Out
By Noise]

2095
01:35:20,206 --> 01:35:22,071
Bob, you're on this one.

2096
01:35:22,141 --> 01:35:24,507
Let's go.

2097
01:35:24,577 --> 01:35:28,775
Narrator: I amJack's
inflamed sense ofrejection.

2098
01:35:28,847 --> 01:35:29,779
Hey!

2099
01:35:43,996 --> 01:35:45,361
[Shouting]

2100
01:35:45,431 --> 01:35:46,693
Yeah!

2101
01:35:46,765 --> 01:35:48,130
[Shouting]

2102
01:36:19,465 --> 01:36:22,263
Narrator: I felt like putting
a bullet between the eyes

2103
01:36:22,334 --> 01:36:24,996
ofevery panda that wouldn't
screw to save its species.

2104
01:36:27,439 --> 01:36:29,907
I wanted to open
the dump valves

2105
01:36:29,975 --> 01:36:32,375
on oil tankers and smother
all those French beaches

2106
01:36:32,444 --> 01:36:34,036
I'd never see.

2107
01:36:37,349 --> 01:36:40,716
I wanted to breathe smoke.

2108
01:36:56,935 --> 01:37:00,632
Where'd you go,
psycho boy?

2109
01:37:00,706 --> 01:37:03,698
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.

2110
01:37:06,078 --> 01:37:07,443
[Gagging]

2111
01:37:07,513 --> 01:37:09,777
Get him to
a fuckin' hospital.

2112
01:37:09,848 --> 01:37:10,780
Yeah.

2113
01:37:22,027 --> 01:37:23,756
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.

2114
01:37:23,829 --> 01:37:25,558
Airport parking,
long term.

2115
01:37:26,699 --> 01:37:28,530
Afteryou, Mr. Durden.

2116
01:37:29,868 --> 01:37:31,597
Afteryou.

2117
01:37:50,022 --> 01:37:51,455
Something on your mind,
dear?

2118
01:37:51,523 --> 01:37:52,615
No.

2119
01:37:52,691 --> 01:37:53,817
All right, yeah.

2120
01:37:53,892 --> 01:37:55,951
Whywasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

2121
01:37:56,028 --> 01:37:57,290
[Together]
First rule of Project Mayhem

2122
01:37:57,363 --> 01:37:59,124
is you do not ask questions.

2123
01:37:59,258 --> 01:38:00,156
What areyou talking about?

2124
01:38:00,225 --> 01:38:01,453
Why didn'tyou include me
in the beginning?

2125
01:38:01,527 --> 01:38:03,051
Fight Club
was the beginning.

2126
01:38:03,128 --> 01:38:04,755
Now it's moved
out ofthe basement,

2127
01:38:04,830 --> 01:38:06,263
it's called
Project Mayhem.

2128
01:38:06,331 --> 01:38:07,798
You and I started
Fight Club together.

2129
01:38:07,866 --> 01:38:09,163
Doyou remember that?

2130
01:38:09,234 --> 01:38:11,202
It's as much mine
as it is yours, you know.

2131
01:38:11,270 --> 01:38:12,498
Is this about
you and me?

2132
01:38:12,571 --> 01:38:14,300
Yeah. I thought we were
doing this together.

2133
01:38:14,373 --> 01:38:15,533
You're missing the point.

2134
01:38:15,607 --> 01:38:17,734
This does not
belong to us.

2135
01:38:17,809 --> 01:38:19,037
We are not special.

2136
01:38:19,111 --> 01:38:20,339
Fuck that.
You should've told me.

2137
01:38:22,414 --> 01:38:23,540
Hey, Tyler!

2138
01:38:23,615 --> 01:38:24,946
[Horn Honking]

2139
01:38:26,251 --> 01:38:28,048
Goddamn it, Tyler!

2140
01:38:28,120 --> 01:38:29,781
What doyou want?!
Statement ofpurpose?

2141
01:38:29,855 --> 01:38:30,879
Should I e-mail you?

2142
01:38:30,956 --> 01:38:32,480
Should I put this
on your action item list?

2143
01:38:32,558 --> 01:38:34,048
You decideyour own
level ofinvolvement!

2144
01:38:34,126 --> 01:38:36,822
I will! I want to know
certain things fi rst.

2145
01:38:36,895 --> 01:38:38,522
The fi rst rule
of Project Mayhem--

2146
01:38:38,597 --> 01:38:39,529
Shut up!

2147
01:38:39,598 --> 01:38:41,725
I want to know
whatyou're thinking.

2148
01:38:41,800 --> 01:38:42,767
Fuckwhatyou know.

2149
01:38:42,834 --> 01:38:44,062
You need to forget
about whatyou know.

2150
01:38:44,136 --> 01:38:45,068
That's your problem.

2151
01:38:45,137 --> 01:38:46,399
Forget about what
you thinkyou know

2152
01:38:46,471 --> 01:38:48,268
about life,
about friendship,

2153
01:38:48,340 --> 01:38:50,706
and especially
aboutyou and me.

2154
01:38:50,776 --> 01:38:51,743
What?

2155
01:38:51,810 --> 01:38:54,074
What is that supposed
to mean? What...

2156
01:38:57,416 --> 01:38:58,348
What areyou doing?

2157
01:39:00,552 --> 01:39:03,248
Guys, what doyou wish
you'd done beforeyou die?

2158
01:39:03,322 --> 01:39:04,346
Paint a self-portrait.

2159
01:39:04,423 --> 01:39:05,355
Build a house.

2160
01:39:05,424 --> 01:39:06,891
And you?

2161
01:39:06,959 --> 01:39:09,519
I don't know.
Get in the right lane.

2162
01:39:09,595 --> 01:39:11,187
I have to know the answer
to this question.

2163
01:39:11,263 --> 01:39:12,321
Ifyou were to die
right now,

2164
01:39:12,397 --> 01:39:14,331
how would you feel
aboutyour life?

2165
01:39:14,399 --> 01:39:15,423
I don't know!

2166
01:39:15,500 --> 01:39:16,694
I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life.

2167
01:39:16,768 --> 01:39:18,065
Is that whatyou want
to hear me say? Fine.

2168
01:39:18,136 --> 01:39:19,728
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

2169
01:39:19,805 --> 01:39:21,602
- [Honking]
- Stop fucking around!

2170
01:39:21,673 --> 01:39:22,935
Tyler!

2171
01:39:23,008 --> 01:39:25,033
[Honking]

2172
01:39:25,110 --> 01:39:27,169
Jesus Christ!

2173
01:39:27,246 --> 01:39:28,372
Goddamn it!

2174
01:39:28,447 --> 01:39:30,005
Goddamn it!
Fuckyou!

2175
01:39:30,082 --> 01:39:31,447
Fuck Fight Club.

2176
01:39:31,516 --> 01:39:34,178
Fuck Marla.
I'm sick ofall your shit.

2177
01:39:34,253 --> 01:39:36,221
OK.

2178
01:39:36,288 --> 01:39:37,949
OK.

2179
01:39:38,023 --> 01:39:39,581
Quit screwing around.
Take the wheel.

2180
01:39:39,658 --> 01:39:40,590
Look atyou.

2181
01:39:40,659 --> 01:39:41,591
Take the wheel!

2182
01:39:41,660 --> 01:39:43,423
Look atyou!
You're fuckin' pathetic!

2183
01:39:43,495 --> 01:39:45,053
Why? Why?
What areyou talking about?

2184
01:39:45,130 --> 01:39:48,588
Why doyou think
I blew upyour condo?

2185
01:39:49,701 --> 01:39:50,793
What?

2186
01:39:50,869 --> 01:39:52,894
Hitting bottom
isn't a weekend retreat.

2187
01:39:52,971 --> 01:39:54,802
It's not
a goddamn seminar.

2188
01:39:54,873 --> 01:39:56,807
Stop trying
to control everything

2189
01:39:56,875 --> 01:39:58,467
andjust let go.

2190
01:40:00,312 --> 01:40:02,212
Let go!

2191
01:40:02,281 --> 01:40:04,010
All right. Fine.

2192
01:40:05,217 --> 01:40:07,117
Fine.

2193
01:41:05,010 --> 01:41:08,343
Narrator: I'd never been
in a car accident.

2194
01:41:08,413 --> 01:41:11,348
This must have been what
all those people felt like

2195
01:41:11,416 --> 01:41:15,352
before I fi led them
as statistics in my reports.

2196
01:41:15,420 --> 01:41:16,717
Goddamn.

2197
01:41:16,788 --> 01:41:18,221
Huh?

2198
01:41:18,290 --> 01:41:20,281
Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!

2199
01:41:20,359 --> 01:41:23,055
Wejust had
a near-life experience.

2200
01:41:28,367 --> 01:41:30,801
In the world I see,

2201
01:41:30,869 --> 01:41:33,633
you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forest,

2202
01:41:33,705 --> 01:41:36,230
around the ruins
of Rockefeller Center.

2203
01:41:38,443 --> 01:41:40,308
You'll wear leather clothes

2204
01:41:40,379 --> 01:41:43,314
that will lastyou
the rest ofyour life.

2205
01:41:43,382 --> 01:41:46,818
You'll climb the vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

2206
01:41:48,286 --> 01:41:50,220
And when you look down,

2207
01:41:50,288 --> 01:41:53,223
you'll see tiny figures
pounding corn,

2208
01:41:53,291 --> 01:41:56,727
laying strips ofvenison
on the empty carpool lane

2209
01:41:56,795 --> 01:41:58,729
ofsome abandoned
superhighway.

2210
01:42:11,643 --> 01:42:13,110
Feel better, champ.

2211
01:42:19,384 --> 01:42:21,011
[Door Closes]

2212
01:42:31,263 --> 01:42:33,288
Narrator: And then...

2213
01:42:33,365 --> 01:42:34,798
Tyler?

2214
01:42:34,866 --> 01:42:36,390
Tylerwas gone.

2215
01:42:44,209 --> 01:42:46,439
Was I asleep?

2216
01:42:48,113 --> 01:42:49,410
Had I slept?

2217
01:42:49,481 --> 01:42:50,914
You are not
a beautiful

2218
01:42:50,982 --> 01:42:52,415
unique snowflake,
doyou understand me?

2219
01:42:52,484 --> 01:42:55,419
Narrator: The house had become
a living thing,

2220
01:42:55,487 --> 01:42:57,921
wet inside
from so many people

2221
01:42:57,989 --> 01:42:59,320
sweating and breathing.

2222
01:42:59,391 --> 01:43:01,325
We are all from
the same compost.

2223
01:43:01,393 --> 01:43:03,588
So many people moving,
the house moved.

2224
01:43:05,897 --> 01:43:07,330
Planet Tyler.

2225
01:43:07,399 --> 01:43:09,333
I had to hug the walls.

2226
01:43:09,401 --> 01:43:12,962
Trapped inside this
clockwork ofspace monkeys.

2227
01:43:13,038 --> 01:43:14,471
You can't be
smoking in here.

2228
01:43:14,539 --> 01:43:17,269
Doyou know how much ether
we have in this fucking house?

2229
01:43:17,342 --> 01:43:19,674
Cooking, working,
and sleeping in teams.

2230
01:43:22,247 --> 01:43:23,976
Hang on a second.

2231
01:43:42,901 --> 01:43:45,563
It's under control, sir.

2232
01:43:48,073 --> 01:43:49,938
Where is Tyler?

2233
01:43:50,008 --> 01:43:53,000
Sir, the fi rst rule of
Project Mayhem is you do not--

2234
01:43:53,078 --> 01:43:55,012
Right, uh...OK.

2235
01:43:57,449 --> 01:43:59,815
I'm all alone.

2236
01:43:59,885 --> 01:44:01,819
My father dumped me.

2237
01:44:01,887 --> 01:44:03,320
Tyler dumped me.

2238
01:44:03,388 --> 01:44:06,585
I amJack's broken heart.

2239
01:44:09,861 --> 01:44:12,796
What comes next
in Project Mayhem,

2240
01:44:12,864 --> 01:44:14,331
onlyTyler knows.

2241
01:44:14,399 --> 01:44:17,857
The second rule is
you do not ask questions.

2242
01:44:20,338 --> 01:44:21,771
Get the fuck
away from me.

2243
01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:23,330
Get the fuck
away from me!

2244
01:44:23,408 --> 01:44:25,808
Who are all these people?

2245
01:44:31,082 --> 01:44:33,209
Paper Street Soap Company.

2246
01:44:35,453 --> 01:44:37,512
Can I come in?

2247
01:44:40,559 --> 01:44:42,220
He's not here.

2248
01:44:42,294 --> 01:44:44,455
What?

2249
01:44:45,730 --> 01:44:49,131
Tyler isn't here.

2250
01:44:49,200 --> 01:44:51,668
Tylerwent away.

2251
01:44:51,736 --> 01:44:53,033
Tyler's gone.

2252
01:45:10,822 --> 01:45:12,517
[Shouting]

2253
01:45:23,702 --> 01:45:24,794
Lay him down!

2254
01:45:24,869 --> 01:45:26,200
Gunshot wounds
comin' through!

2255
01:45:26,271 --> 01:45:28,652
Clear some fucking room!

2256
01:45:28,786 --> 01:45:31,050
What happened?!
What happened?!

2257
01:45:31,121 --> 01:45:32,679
We were on assignment.
We were supposed to kill

2258
01:45:32,756 --> 01:45:35,224
2 birds with one stone.

2259
01:45:35,292 --> 01:45:37,385
Destroy a piece
ofcorporate art...

2260
01:45:37,461 --> 01:45:40,021
Operation Latte Thunder,
go.

2261
01:45:41,932 --> 01:45:43,797
and trash a franchise
coffee bar.

2262
01:45:50,274 --> 01:45:51,571
We had it all
worked out, sir.

2263
01:46:00,784 --> 01:46:01,773
It went smooth
until...

2264
01:46:01,852 --> 01:46:04,082
Police! Freeze!

2265
01:46:04,154 --> 01:46:05,746
Until what?

2266
01:46:05,823 --> 01:46:06,847
They shot Bob.

2267
01:46:08,425 --> 01:46:09,722
They shot him
in the head.

2268
01:46:09,793 --> 01:46:10,782
Those fuckin' pigs!

2269
01:46:14,298 --> 01:46:15,230
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

2270
01:46:15,299 --> 01:46:17,290
- Oh, God.
- Son ofa--

2271
01:46:18,368 --> 01:46:20,461
Those motherfuckers!

2272
01:46:20,537 --> 01:46:22,300
You morons.

2273
01:46:22,372 --> 01:46:24,636
You're running around
in ski masks,

2274
01:46:24,708 --> 01:46:25,834
trying
to blow things up.

2275
01:46:25,909 --> 01:46:27,171
What did you think
was gonna happen?!

2276
01:46:31,248 --> 01:46:32,215
OK, quick,

2277
01:46:32,282 --> 01:46:33,647
we gotta get rid
ofthe evidence.

2278
01:46:33,717 --> 01:46:34,649
We gotta get rid
ofthis body!

2279
01:46:34,718 --> 01:46:35,707
Bury him.

2280
01:46:35,786 --> 01:46:37,219
What?

2281
01:46:37,287 --> 01:46:38,219
Take him
to the garden

2282
01:46:38,288 --> 01:46:39,414
and bury him.

2283
01:46:40,524 --> 01:46:41,456
Come on,
people!

2284
01:46:41,525 --> 01:46:42,457
Let's go!

2285
01:46:42,526 --> 01:46:43,686
Hey, get
the fuck off!.

2286
01:46:43,761 --> 01:46:44,693
Get away from him!

2287
01:46:44,762 --> 01:46:46,320
What areyou
talking about?

2288
01:46:46,396 --> 01:46:47,727
This isn't a fucking
piece ofevidence,

2289
01:46:47,798 --> 01:46:49,060
this is a person!

2290
01:46:49,133 --> 01:46:50,065
He's a friend
ofmine,

2291
01:46:50,134 --> 01:46:51,226
and you're not
gonna bury him

2292
01:46:51,301 --> 01:46:52,290
in the fucking garden.

2293
01:46:52,369 --> 01:46:55,361
He was killed serving
Project Mayhem, sir.

2294
01:46:55,439 --> 01:46:56,565
This is Bob.

2295
01:46:56,640 --> 01:46:59,074
But sir, in--in
Project Mayhem

2296
01:46:59,143 --> 01:47:00,701
we have no names.

2297
01:47:00,778 --> 01:47:01,745
No, you
listen to me.

2298
01:47:01,812 --> 01:47:03,677
This is a man,
and he has a name.

2299
01:47:03,747 --> 01:47:06,375
And it's
Robert Paulson, OK?

2300
01:47:06,450 --> 01:47:07,815
Robert
Paulson?

2301
01:47:07,885 --> 01:47:09,477
He's a man
and he's dead now

2302
01:47:09,553 --> 01:47:10,577
because ofus,
all right?

2303
01:47:10,654 --> 01:47:11,848
Doyou understand that?

2304
01:47:11,922 --> 01:47:14,152
I understand.

2305
01:47:16,727 --> 01:47:18,024
In death,

2306
01:47:18,095 --> 01:47:19,858
a member of
Project Mayhem

2307
01:47:19,930 --> 01:47:21,557
has a name.

2308
01:47:22,800 --> 01:47:24,995
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2309
01:47:26,069 --> 01:47:27,900
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2310
01:47:27,971 --> 01:47:32,067
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2311
01:47:32,142 --> 01:47:35,168
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2312
01:47:35,245 --> 01:47:36,576
Come on, guys,
please, stop it.

2313
01:47:36,647 --> 01:47:38,114
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2314
01:47:38,182 --> 01:47:40,810
[Chanting] His name
is Robert Paulson.

2315
01:47:40,884 --> 01:47:42,909
Shut up!

2316
01:47:42,986 --> 01:47:43,975
This is all
overwith!

2317
01:47:44,054 --> 01:47:45,817
[Chanting] His name
is Robert Paulson.

2318
01:47:45,889 --> 01:47:48,016
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2319
01:47:48,091 --> 01:47:50,651
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2320
01:47:50,727 --> 01:47:53,252
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2321
01:47:53,330 --> 01:47:55,628
His name is
Robert Paulson...

2322
01:48:16,386 --> 01:48:18,354
[Telephone Rings]

2323
01:48:19,590 --> 01:48:20,579
Tyler?

2324
01:48:20,657 --> 01:48:21,919
No, this is
Detective Stern

2325
01:48:21,992 --> 01:48:22,924
at the Arson Unit.

2326
01:48:22,993 --> 01:48:24,085
I need to seeyou
in my office--

2327
01:48:29,066 --> 01:48:30,158
I went to
all the cities

2328
01:48:30,234 --> 01:48:32,065
on Tyler's
used ticket stubs,

2329
01:48:32,135 --> 01:48:33,067
barhopping.

2330
01:48:34,137 --> 01:48:35,434
I didn't know
how orwhy,

2331
01:48:35,505 --> 01:48:37,132
but I could look
at 50 different bars

2332
01:48:37,207 --> 01:48:38,799
and somehow
I just knew.

2333
01:48:38,876 --> 01:48:39,843
I'm looking
forTyler Durden.

2334
01:48:39,910 --> 01:48:42,640
It's very important
that I talk to him.

2335
01:48:42,713 --> 01:48:44,305
I wish
I could helpyou.

2336
01:48:45,382 --> 01:48:46,314
Sir.

2337
01:48:52,356 --> 01:48:54,085
Every city
I went to...

2338
01:48:55,792 --> 01:48:58,124
as soon as I set foot
off the plane,

2339
01:48:58,195 --> 01:49:00,425
I knew a Fight Club
was close.

2340
01:49:01,498 --> 01:49:03,227
Hey! Hey!

2341
01:49:03,300 --> 01:49:04,892
Taxi!

2342
01:49:04,968 --> 01:49:06,435
Look at my face.
I'm a member.

2343
01:49:06,503 --> 01:49:07,663
Now, I just
need to know

2344
01:49:07,738 --> 01:49:09,706
ifyou've seen Tyler.

2345
01:49:09,773 --> 01:49:11,900
I'm not exposed
to...

2346
01:49:11,975 --> 01:49:13,533
speak any such
information toyou,

2347
01:49:13,610 --> 01:49:15,339
norwould I, even if
I had said information

2348
01:49:15,412 --> 01:49:18,245
you want at this
Juncture, be able.

2349
01:49:19,917 --> 01:49:21,179
You're a moron.

2350
01:49:21,251 --> 01:49:22,616
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to askyou to leave.

2351
01:49:23,987 --> 01:49:26,182
Tyler had
been busy.

2352
01:49:26,256 --> 01:49:28,986
Setting up franchises
all over the country.

2353
01:49:31,795 --> 01:49:33,262
Was I asleep?

2354
01:49:33,330 --> 01:49:34,661
[Crowd Fighting]

2355
01:49:34,731 --> 01:49:36,255
Had I slept?

2356
01:49:36,333 --> 01:49:37,891
Is Tyler
my bad dream,

2357
01:49:37,968 --> 01:49:39,902
or am I Tyler's?

2358
01:49:39,970 --> 01:49:41,369
Man: We'vejust
heard the stories.

2359
01:49:41,438 --> 01:49:42,666
What kind
ofstories?

2360
01:49:42,739 --> 01:49:44,229
Like, nobody knows
what he looks like.

2361
01:49:44,308 --> 01:49:45,240
He has facial

2362
01:49:45,309 --> 01:49:46,241
reconstructive
surgery

2363
01:49:46,310 --> 01:49:47,402
every 3 years.

2364
01:49:47,477 --> 01:49:49,775
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

2365
01:49:49,846 --> 01:49:52,280
Is it true about
Fight Club in Miami?

2366
01:49:52,349 --> 01:49:54,681
Is Mr. Durden
building an army?

2367
01:49:54,751 --> 01:49:56,378
I was living
in a state

2368
01:49:56,453 --> 01:49:58,614
ofperpetual
déjà vu.

2369
01:49:58,689 --> 01:50:00,281
Everywhere I went,

2370
01:50:00,357 --> 01:50:02,757
I felt I'd already
been there.

2371
01:50:02,826 --> 01:50:06,762
It was like following
an invisible man.

2372
01:50:06,830 --> 01:50:08,923
The smell
ofdried blood,

2373
01:50:08,999 --> 01:50:13,299
dirty, bare footprints
circling each other,

2374
01:50:13,370 --> 01:50:16,771
that aroma ofold sweat,
like fried chicken.

2375
01:50:16,840 --> 01:50:18,569
The feel ofa floor
still warm

2376
01:50:18,642 --> 01:50:20,234
from the fight
the night before.

2377
01:50:20,310 --> 01:50:24,246
I was alwaysjust
one step behind Tyler.

2378
01:50:24,314 --> 01:50:26,714
[Voices Murmuring]

2379
01:50:26,783 --> 01:50:28,774
Men: His name
is Robert Paulson.

2380
01:50:28,852 --> 01:50:31,218
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2381
01:50:31,288 --> 01:50:32,220
His--

2382
01:50:35,058 --> 01:50:36,389
Welcome back,
sir.

2383
01:50:37,961 --> 01:50:39,121
How have
you been?

2384
01:50:40,864 --> 01:50:42,024
Doyou know me?

2385
01:50:43,100 --> 01:50:44,590
Is this a test,
sir?

2386
01:50:44,668 --> 01:50:46,568
No, this
is not a test.

2387
01:50:46,636 --> 01:50:50,367
You were in here
last Thursday.

2388
01:50:50,440 --> 01:50:51,839
Thursday?

2389
01:50:51,908 --> 01:50:52,840
You were
standing

2390
01:50:52,909 --> 01:50:54,274
exactlywhere
you are now,

2391
01:50:54,344 --> 01:50:57,074
asking how good
security is.

2392
01:50:57,147 --> 01:50:58,444
It's tight
as a drum, sir.

2393
01:51:00,984 --> 01:51:03,350
Who doyou
think I am?

2394
01:51:03,420 --> 01:51:05,980
Areyou sure this
isn't a test?

2395
01:51:06,056 --> 01:51:07,990
No, this is
not a test.

2396
01:51:08,058 --> 01:51:11,459
You're Mr. Durden.

2397
01:51:11,528 --> 01:51:14,088
You're the one
who gave me this.

2398
01:51:15,232 --> 01:51:16,460
Please return
your seat backs

2399
01:51:16,533 --> 01:51:19,195
to their full, upright
and locked position.

2400
01:51:26,076 --> 01:51:27,634
[Telephone Rings]

2401
01:51:29,046 --> 01:51:29,978
[Rings]

2402
01:51:30,047 --> 01:51:30,979
Yeah?

2403
01:51:31,048 --> 01:51:31,980
Marla, it's me.

2404
01:51:32,049 --> 01:51:33,277
Have we ever
done it?

2405
01:51:33,350 --> 01:51:34,282
Done what?

2406
01:51:34,351 --> 01:51:35,477
Have we ever
had sex?

2407
01:51:35,552 --> 01:51:37,713
What kind ofstupid
question is that?

2408
01:51:37,788 --> 01:51:39,153
Is it stupid because
the answer's yes,

2409
01:51:39,222 --> 01:51:40,189
or because
the answer's no?

2410
01:51:40,257 --> 01:51:41,724
Is this a trick?

2411
01:51:41,792 --> 01:51:43,054
No, Marla,
I need to know--

2412
01:51:43,126 --> 01:51:44,286
You mean you want
to know ifI think

2413
01:51:44,361 --> 01:51:46,829
we werejust having sex
or making love?

2414
01:51:46,897 --> 01:51:49,058
We did make love.

2415
01:51:49,132 --> 01:51:50,292
Is that what
you're calling it?

2416
01:51:50,367 --> 01:51:51,629
Just answer
the question,

2417
01:51:51,701 --> 01:51:52,633
Marla, please!

2418
01:51:52,702 --> 01:51:53,691
Did we do it
or not?

2419
01:51:53,770 --> 01:51:55,294
You fuck me,
then snub me.

2420
01:51:55,372 --> 01:51:56,396
You love me,
you hate me.

2421
01:51:56,473 --> 01:51:57,872
You show me
a sensitive side,

2422
01:51:57,941 --> 01:51:59,431
then you turn into
a total asshole.

2423
01:51:59,509 --> 01:52:00,533
Is that a pretty
accurate description

2424
01:52:00,610 --> 01:52:01,975
ofour relationship,
Tyler?

2425
01:52:02,045 --> 01:52:04,707
We havejust lost
cabin pressure.

2426
01:52:04,781 --> 01:52:05,713
What did you
Just say?

2427
01:52:05,782 --> 01:52:06,806
What is wrong
with you?

2428
01:52:06,883 --> 01:52:08,145
What did you call
me? Say my name!

2429
01:52:08,218 --> 01:52:10,186
Tyler Durden.
Tyler Durden,

2430
01:52:10,253 --> 01:52:11,880
you fucking freak.
What's going on?

2431
01:52:11,955 --> 01:52:12,887
I'm coming over.

2432
01:52:12,956 --> 01:52:13,945
No, wait, Marla,
I'm not there--

2433
01:52:14,024 --> 01:52:14,956
[Dial Tone]

2434
01:52:16,159 --> 01:52:17,922
You broke
your promise.

2435
01:52:17,994 --> 01:52:18,983
Jesus, Tyler.

2436
01:52:19,062 --> 01:52:20,723
You fuckin' talked
to her about me.

2437
01:52:20,797 --> 01:52:22,526
Tyler, what the fuck
is going on here?

2438
01:52:22,599 --> 01:52:24,294
I asked you
for one thing,

2439
01:52:24,367 --> 01:52:26,062
one simple thing.

2440
01:52:26,136 --> 01:52:27,330
Why do people
think that I'm you?

2441
01:52:29,005 --> 01:52:30,199
Answer me!

2442
01:52:33,944 --> 01:52:34,876
Sit.

2443
01:52:38,281 --> 01:52:39,213
Now answer me.

2444
01:52:39,282 --> 01:52:40,772
Why do people think
that I'm you?

2445
01:52:42,085 --> 01:52:43,074
I thinkyou know.

2446
01:52:43,153 --> 01:52:44,677
No, I don't.

2447
01:52:44,754 --> 01:52:45,812
Yes, you do.

2448
01:52:45,889 --> 01:52:48,551
Whywould anyone possibly
confuseyou with me?

2449
01:52:49,726 --> 01:52:52,456
Uh...I...
I don't know.

2450
01:52:56,266 --> 01:52:57,631
You got it.

2451
01:52:57,701 --> 01:52:59,134
No.

2452
01:52:59,202 --> 01:53:00,169
Do not
fuckwith us.

2453
01:53:00,237 --> 01:53:01,426
Say it.

2454
01:53:02,928 --> 01:53:04,691
Because...

2455
01:53:06,131 --> 01:53:07,189
Say it.

2456
01:53:09,100 --> 01:53:10,965
Because we're
the same person.

2457
01:53:11,036 --> 01:53:13,197
That's right.

2458
01:53:13,271 --> 01:53:15,432
We are the all-singing,
all dancing--

2459
01:53:15,507 --> 01:53:17,031
I don't
understand this.

2460
01:53:17,108 --> 01:53:18,040
You were looking
for a way

2461
01:53:18,109 --> 01:53:19,235
to changeyour life.

2462
01:53:19,311 --> 01:53:21,609
You could not do this
on your own.

2463
01:53:21,680 --> 01:53:23,580
All the ways you wish
you could be,

2464
01:53:23,648 --> 01:53:25,206
that's me.

2465
01:53:26,284 --> 01:53:27,546
I look like
you wanna look,

2466
01:53:27,619 --> 01:53:28,779
I fuck like
you wanna fuck,

2467
01:53:28,854 --> 01:53:30,219
I am smart,
capable,

2468
01:53:30,288 --> 01:53:32,449
and most importantly,
I am free

2469
01:53:32,524 --> 01:53:34,048
in all the ways
thatyou are not.

2470
01:53:34,125 --> 01:53:35,114
Oh, no.

2471
01:53:35,193 --> 01:53:36,125
Tyler's not here.

2472
01:53:36,194 --> 01:53:37,126
Tylerwent away.

2473
01:53:37,195 --> 01:53:38,127
- Tyler's gone.
- What?

2474
01:53:38,196 --> 01:53:39,629
This is
impossible.

2475
01:53:39,698 --> 01:53:41,256
- No.
- This is crazy.

2476
01:53:41,333 --> 01:53:42,664
People do it
every day.

2477
01:53:42,734 --> 01:53:44,065
They talk
to themselves.

2478
01:53:44,135 --> 01:53:46,296
They see themselves
as they'd like to be.

2479
01:53:46,371 --> 01:53:48,305
They don't have
the courageyou have,

2480
01:53:48,373 --> 01:53:49,567
tojust
run with it.

2481
01:53:53,411 --> 01:53:55,276
Naturally, you're still
wrestling with it,

2482
01:53:55,347 --> 01:53:56,814
so sometimes
you're still you.

2483
01:53:56,882 --> 01:53:58,679
We should do this
again sometime.

2484
01:53:58,750 --> 01:54:01,617
Other times, you imagine
yourselfwatching me.

2485
01:54:01,686 --> 01:54:03,017
Ifthis is your fi rst
night at Fight Club,

2486
01:54:03,088 --> 01:54:04,180
you have to fight.

2487
01:54:04,256 --> 01:54:05,587
Little by little,

2488
01:54:05,657 --> 01:54:08,956
you'rejust letting
yourselfbecome...

2489
01:54:09,027 --> 01:54:11,427
Tyler Durden.

2490
01:54:11,496 --> 01:54:12,520
You are not
yourjob,

2491
01:54:12,597 --> 01:54:14,292
or how much money
you have in the bank!

2492
01:54:14,366 --> 01:54:15,526
No, you have
a house.

2493
01:54:15,600 --> 01:54:16,794
Rented in your name.

2494
01:54:16,868 --> 01:54:18,802
You havejobs, you
have a whole life.

2495
01:54:18,870 --> 01:54:20,462
You have nightjobs
becauseyou can't sleep.

2496
01:54:20,539 --> 01:54:22,370
Oryou stay up
and make soap.

2497
01:54:22,440 --> 01:54:23,964
Marla--You're
fucking Marla, Tyler.

2498
01:54:24,042 --> 01:54:26,010
Uh, technically,
you're fucking Marla.

2499
01:54:26,077 --> 01:54:27,374
But it's
all the same to her.

2500
01:54:29,714 --> 01:54:31,204
Oh, my God.

2501
01:54:32,284 --> 01:54:34,275
Nowyou see
our dilemma.

2502
01:54:34,352 --> 01:54:36,377
She knows too much.

2503
01:54:37,522 --> 01:54:38,580
I thinkwe're going
to have to talk

2504
01:54:38,657 --> 01:54:41,854
about how this might
compromise our goals.

2505
01:54:41,927 --> 01:54:44,953
Wh--What are
you saying?

2506
01:54:45,030 --> 01:54:46,691
This is--
This is bullshit.

2507
01:54:46,765 --> 01:54:48,255
This is bullshit.

2508
01:54:48,333 --> 01:54:49,300
I'm not listening
to this.

2509
01:54:49,367 --> 01:54:50,299
You are insane.

2510
01:54:50,368 --> 01:54:52,199
No, you're insane.

2511
01:54:52,270 --> 01:54:54,795
And we simply do not
have time for this crap.

2512
01:54:57,375 --> 01:54:59,240
It's called
a changeover.

2513
01:54:59,311 --> 01:55:00,835
The movie goes on,

2514
01:55:00,912 --> 01:55:02,345
and nobody
in the audience

2515
01:55:02,414 --> 01:55:03,972
has any idea.

2516
01:55:16,962 --> 01:55:17,894
Woman: Sir!

2517
01:55:17,963 --> 01:55:19,294
Areyou checking out?

2518
01:55:19,364 --> 01:55:20,558
Yeah, uh,
b-bill me.

2519
01:55:20,632 --> 01:55:22,293
I need you to
initial this list

2520
01:55:22,367 --> 01:55:23,459
ofphone calls,
please.

2521
01:55:27,472 --> 01:55:28,632
When were
these made?

2522
01:55:28,707 --> 01:55:29,901
It says
right there, sir,

2523
01:55:29,975 --> 01:55:31,533
between 2:00 and 3:30
this morning.

2524
01:55:31,610 --> 01:55:32,941
No, I w--

2525
01:55:36,848 --> 01:55:37,906
Have I been
going to bed

2526
01:55:37,983 --> 01:55:39,245
earlier
every night?

2527
01:55:39,317 --> 01:55:41,342
Have I been
sleeping later?

2528
01:55:43,321 --> 01:55:46,347
Have I been Tyler
longer and longer?

2529
01:55:49,894 --> 01:55:50,826
Is anybody here?

2530
01:55:53,898 --> 01:55:56,731
Déjà vu
all over again.

2531
01:55:57,802 --> 01:55:58,734
Yeah, with
enough soap,

2532
01:55:58,803 --> 01:56:00,202
we could blow up
Just about anything.

2533
01:56:03,375 --> 01:56:05,400
Oh, my God.

2534
01:56:08,513 --> 01:56:09,480
Man On Telephone:
1 888.

2535
01:56:09,547 --> 01:56:10,809
I'm sorry,
who am I calling?

2536
01:56:10,882 --> 01:56:12,850
1 888 Franklin.
This is Maintenance.

2537
01:56:14,953 --> 01:56:16,386
Hello?

2538
01:56:16,454 --> 01:56:17,386
Hello?

2539
01:56:17,455 --> 01:56:19,320
1 888 Franklin Street?

2540
01:56:19,391 --> 01:56:22,485
Yes.
Can I helpyou?

2541
01:56:24,796 --> 01:56:26,423
Hello?

2542
01:56:26,498 --> 01:56:27,624
Yeah, yeah.

2543
01:56:27,699 --> 01:56:28,961
Uh, I need to talk
toyour supervisor

2544
01:56:29,034 --> 01:56:29,966
right away.

2545
01:56:30,035 --> 01:56:30,967
Speaking.

2546
01:56:31,036 --> 01:56:31,968
OK, listen to me.

2547
01:56:32,037 --> 01:56:33,231
I think something
really terrible

2548
01:56:33,304 --> 01:56:34,271
is about to happen
atyour building.

2549
01:56:34,339 --> 01:56:35,328
You have got--

2550
01:56:35,407 --> 01:56:36,635
It's under
control, sir.

2551
01:56:38,009 --> 01:56:38,976
Excuse me?

2552
01:56:39,044 --> 01:56:40,602
Don't worry
about us, sir.

2553
01:56:40,679 --> 01:56:42,078
We're solid.

2554
01:56:45,717 --> 01:56:47,014
Man On Telephone:
21 60.

2555
01:56:54,959 --> 01:56:55,983
Marla!
Marla!

2556
01:56:56,061 --> 01:56:58,052
Hey--Fuck!--Wait!

2557
01:56:59,130 --> 01:57:00,825
Wait, I gotta
talk toyou!

2558
01:57:00,899 --> 01:57:02,059
Marla, Marla!

2559
01:57:02,133 --> 01:57:03,225
Yourwhacked-out
bald freaks

2560
01:57:03,301 --> 01:57:04,768
hit me with
a fucking broom!

2561
01:57:04,836 --> 01:57:06,497
They almost
broke my arm!

2562
01:57:06,571 --> 01:57:08,198
Theywere burning their
fi ngertips with lye,

2563
01:57:08,273 --> 01:57:09,262
the stinkwas
unbelievable.

2564
01:57:09,340 --> 01:57:10,272
Look--Look,
listen,

2565
01:57:10,341 --> 01:57:11,273
it's gonna take
a tremendous act

2566
01:57:11,342 --> 01:57:12,274
offaith
on your part,

2567
01:57:12,343 --> 01:57:13,310
butyou've got
to hear me out.

2568
01:57:13,378 --> 01:57:15,278
Oh, here comes
an avalanche ofbullshit.

2569
01:57:15,346 --> 01:57:16,813
A little more faith
than that.

2570
01:57:21,186 --> 01:57:22,118
No, listen,
I don't want to hear

2571
01:57:22,187 --> 01:57:23,119
anything
you have to say.

2572
01:57:23,188 --> 01:57:25,247
You have every
right to be...

2573
01:57:25,323 --> 01:57:27,382
Um, I'll just have
a coffee, thanks.

2574
01:57:27,459 --> 01:57:30,394
Sir, anything you order
is free ofcharge, sir.

2575
01:57:30,462 --> 01:57:32,521
Why is it
free ofcharge?

2576
01:57:32,597 --> 01:57:33,689
Don't--Don't ask.

2577
01:57:33,765 --> 01:57:34,823
Whatever.

2578
01:57:34,899 --> 01:57:37,527
I'll have the clam chowder,
the fried chicken

2579
01:57:37,602 --> 01:57:38,694
with the baked potato
with everything,

2580
01:57:38,770 --> 01:57:40,237
and a chocolate
chiffon pie.

2581
01:57:40,305 --> 01:57:42,398
Clean food, please.

2582
01:57:42,474 --> 01:57:44,237
In that case, sir,
may I advise against

2583
01:57:44,309 --> 01:57:45,537
the lady eating
the clam chowder?

2584
01:57:45,610 --> 01:57:47,601
No clam chowder,
thankyou.

2585
01:57:49,814 --> 01:57:51,338
You've got
about 30 seconds.

2586
01:57:54,085 --> 01:57:55,017
Marla, I know that
I've been acting

2587
01:57:55,086 --> 01:57:56,280
very, very strange.

2588
01:57:56,354 --> 01:57:58,515
OK, I know that
it's got to seem

2589
01:57:58,590 --> 01:57:59,648
like there's
2 sides to me--

2590
01:57:59,724 --> 01:58:00,656
2 sides?

2591
01:58:00,725 --> 01:58:02,022
You're Dr.Jekyll
and Mr.Jackass.

2592
01:58:02,093 --> 01:58:03,025
I deserve that,
but--

2593
01:58:03,094 --> 01:58:04,254
I've come
to realize something

2594
01:58:04,329 --> 01:58:05,261
very, very
important.

2595
01:58:05,330 --> 01:58:06,388
What?

2596
01:58:06,464 --> 01:58:07,897
The full extent
ofour relationship

2597
01:58:07,966 --> 01:58:10,025
wasn't really clear
to me up until now,

2598
01:58:10,101 --> 01:58:11,295
for reasons I'm not
going to go into,

2599
01:58:11,369 --> 01:58:12,802
but the important
thing is, I know

2600
01:58:12,871 --> 01:58:14,065
that I haven't been
treating you so nice.

2601
01:58:14,139 --> 01:58:15,071
Yeah, whatever.

2602
01:58:15,140 --> 01:58:16,107
No, no--
1 5 seconds.

2603
01:58:16,174 --> 01:58:17,368
1 5 seconds,
please, please.

2604
01:58:17,442 --> 01:58:19,273
1 5 seconds, don't
open your mouth.

2605
01:58:19,344 --> 01:58:21,904
I'm trying to tell you
that I'm sorry.

2606
01:58:21,980 --> 01:58:23,174
Because what
I've come to realize

2607
01:58:23,248 --> 01:58:26,012
is that I really
likeyou, Marla.

2608
01:58:27,218 --> 01:58:28,515
You do?

2609
01:58:28,586 --> 01:58:30,110
I really do.

2610
01:58:30,188 --> 01:58:31,155
I care aboutyou

2611
01:58:31,222 --> 01:58:32,246
and I don't want
anything bad

2612
01:58:32,323 --> 01:58:34,883
to happen toyou
because ofme.

2613
01:58:34,959 --> 01:58:37,655
Marla, your life
is in danger.

2614
01:58:38,797 --> 01:58:39,729
What?

2615
01:58:39,798 --> 01:58:42,198
You need to leave
town for a while.

2616
01:58:42,267 --> 01:58:43,529
Get out of
any major city

2617
01:58:43,601 --> 01:58:44,727
andjust go camping
or something.

2618
01:58:44,803 --> 01:58:45,861
You're an insane person.

2619
01:58:45,937 --> 01:58:47,029
No, no,
I've involved you

2620
01:58:47,105 --> 01:58:48,902
in something terrible
that's about to happen.

2621
01:58:48,973 --> 01:58:50,406
No.
Shut up,

2622
01:58:50,475 --> 01:58:51,635
shut up!

2623
01:58:54,846 --> 01:58:56,575
Listen,
I tried, Tyler.

2624
01:58:56,648 --> 01:58:57,808
I really tried.

2625
01:58:57,882 --> 01:58:58,814
I knowyou did.

2626
01:58:58,883 --> 01:59:00,851
There are things
aboutyou I like.

2627
01:59:00,919 --> 01:59:02,409
You're smart,
you're funny,

2628
01:59:02,487 --> 01:59:04,853
you're spectacular
in bed.

2629
01:59:04,923 --> 01:59:08,086
Butyou're
intolerable.

2630
01:59:08,159 --> 01:59:11,060
You have very serious
emotional problems.

2631
01:59:11,129 --> 01:59:12,892
Deep-seated problems
forwhich you should seek

2632
01:59:12,964 --> 01:59:14,295
professional help.

2633
01:59:14,365 --> 01:59:15,764
I know,
and I'm sorry.

2634
01:59:15,834 --> 01:59:16,698
Yeah, you're sorry,
I'm sorry,

2635
01:59:16,768 --> 01:59:17,894
everyone's sorry.
But...

2636
01:59:19,437 --> 01:59:21,132
I can't
do this anymore.

2637
01:59:22,240 --> 01:59:23,764
I can't.

2638
01:59:23,842 --> 01:59:24,831
And I won't.

2639
01:59:26,411 --> 01:59:27,435
I'm gone.

2640
01:59:29,147 --> 01:59:30,079
You can't leave,
Marla,

2641
01:59:30,148 --> 01:59:31,817
you're not safe!

2642
01:59:35,721 --> 01:59:36,653
No!
Leave me alone!

2643
01:59:36,722 --> 01:59:38,587
Marla, I'm trying
to protectyou.

2644
01:59:38,657 --> 01:59:40,181
I don't everwant
to seeyou again!

2645
01:59:40,259 --> 01:59:41,920
That's fi ne, if
that's what it takes...

2646
01:59:41,994 --> 01:59:43,325
You wait.
Wait right here.

2647
01:59:44,530 --> 01:59:46,225
[Brakes Squealing]

2648
01:59:48,000 --> 01:59:48,932
Hold it
right there.

2649
01:59:49,001 --> 01:59:49,933
- [Honking]
- Shut up!

2650
01:59:50,002 --> 01:59:51,026
Shut up!

2651
01:59:51,103 --> 01:59:52,934
Take this money
and get on this bus.

2652
01:59:53,005 --> 01:59:53,937
And I promiseyou

2653
01:59:54,006 --> 01:59:54,995
I will never
botheryou again

2654
01:59:55,074 --> 01:59:56,006
ifthat's
whatyou want.

2655
01:59:56,075 --> 01:59:57,303
- [Honks]
- Shut up!

2656
01:59:57,376 --> 01:59:58,707
Please get
on the bus.

2657
01:59:58,777 --> 02:00:00,176
Please get
on the bus!

2658
02:00:01,947 --> 02:00:03,107
Why areyou
doing this?

2659
02:00:03,182 --> 02:00:04,774
Because they thinkyou're
some kind ofa threat.

2660
02:00:04,850 --> 02:00:05,942
I--I can't explain it
right now,

2661
02:00:06,018 --> 02:00:06,950
Just trust me.

2662
02:00:07,019 --> 02:00:07,951
IfI see
whereyou're going,

2663
02:00:08,020 --> 02:00:08,952
you will
not be safe.

2664
02:00:09,021 --> 02:00:10,215
I'm not paying
this back.

2665
02:00:10,289 --> 02:00:11,756
I consider it
asshole tax.

2666
02:00:11,824 --> 02:00:13,917
That's fi ne. Remember,
stay out ofmajor cities

2667
02:00:13,993 --> 02:00:15,119
for at least
a couple ofdays, OK?

2668
02:00:15,194 --> 02:00:16,126
Tyler.

2669
02:00:17,730 --> 02:00:19,061
You're
the worst thing

2670
02:00:19,131 --> 02:00:20,530
that ever
happened to me.

2671
02:00:28,073 --> 02:00:29,005
[Honking]

2672
02:00:35,614 --> 02:00:36,979
Hello.

2673
02:00:37,049 --> 02:00:38,641
I need you
to arrest me.

2674
02:00:38,717 --> 02:00:41,015
I am the leader of
a terrorist organization

2675
02:00:41,086 --> 02:00:43,384
responsible for numerous
acts ofvandalism,

2676
02:00:43,455 --> 02:00:45,150
and assault
all over this city.

2677
02:00:46,225 --> 02:00:47,453
...in the
metropolitan area,

2678
02:00:47,526 --> 02:00:50,051
with probably a couple
hundred members.

2679
02:00:50,129 --> 02:00:51,221
Chapters
have sprung up

2680
02:00:51,297 --> 02:00:54,061
in 5 or 6 other
major cities already.

2681
02:00:54,133 --> 02:00:57,193
This is a tightly
regimented organization,

2682
02:00:57,269 --> 02:00:59,362
with many cells
capable ofoperating

2683
02:00:59,438 --> 02:01:02,464
completely independent
ofcentral leadership.

2684
02:01:02,541 --> 02:01:04,668
Look, look,
go to that house, OK?

2685
02:01:04,743 --> 02:01:06,870
1 537 Paper Street.

2686
02:01:06,946 --> 02:01:08,880
That's our headquarters.

2687
02:01:08,948 --> 02:01:11,473
In the back,
buried in the garden,

2688
02:01:11,550 --> 02:01:14,644
you'll fi nd the body
of Robert Paulson.

2689
02:01:14,720 --> 02:01:16,654
In the basement,

2690
02:01:16,722 --> 02:01:17,916
you're gonna fi nd
some bathtubs

2691
02:01:17,990 --> 02:01:19,514
that have been used
very recently

2692
02:01:19,591 --> 02:01:23,618
to make large quantities
ofnitroglycerin.

2693
02:01:23,696 --> 02:01:24,754
I believe the plan

2694
02:01:24,830 --> 02:01:26,593
is to blow up
the headquarters

2695
02:01:26,665 --> 02:01:28,257
ofthese credit card
companies,

2696
02:01:28,334 --> 02:01:30,199
and the T.R.W. building.

2697
02:01:31,937 --> 02:01:33,165
Why these buildings?

2698
02:01:33,238 --> 02:01:35,263
Why credit card
companies?

2699
02:01:35,341 --> 02:01:37,172
Ifyou erase
the debt record,

2700
02:01:37,242 --> 02:01:39,733
then we all
go back to zero.

2701
02:01:39,812 --> 02:01:41,837
It'll create
total chaos.

2702
02:01:44,616 --> 02:01:45,605
Keep him talking.

2703
02:01:45,684 --> 02:01:46,673
I need to make
a phone call.

2704
02:01:57,563 --> 02:01:59,497
I really admire
whatyou're doing.

2705
02:02:01,166 --> 02:02:02,098
What?

2706
02:02:02,167 --> 02:02:04,362
You're a brave man
to order this.

2707
02:02:04,436 --> 02:02:06,097
You're a genius,
sir.

2708
02:02:06,171 --> 02:02:09,106
You said, ifanyone
ever interferes

2709
02:02:09,174 --> 02:02:10,937
with Project Mayhem--
even you--

2710
02:02:11,010 --> 02:02:13,308
we gotta
get his balls.

2711
02:02:14,780 --> 02:02:15,747
It's useless
to fight.

2712
02:02:15,814 --> 02:02:16,940
This is really
a powerful gesture,

2713
02:02:17,016 --> 02:02:17,948
Mr. Durden.

2714
02:02:18,017 --> 02:02:19,279
It'll set quite
an example.

2715
02:02:19,351 --> 02:02:21,444
You're making
a big mistake, fellas.

2716
02:02:21,520 --> 02:02:22,452
You said
you'd say that.

2717
02:02:22,521 --> 02:02:23,988
I'm not
Tyler Durden!

2718
02:02:24,056 --> 02:02:25,580
You told us
you'd say that, too.

2719
02:02:25,657 --> 02:02:28,490
All right,
I am Tyler Durden.

2720
02:02:28,560 --> 02:02:29,754
Listen to me,

2721
02:02:29,828 --> 02:02:31,386
I'm giving you
a direct order.

2722
02:02:31,463 --> 02:02:33,454
We are aborting this
mission, right now.

2723
02:02:33,532 --> 02:02:34,931
You said you would
defi nitely say that.

2724
02:02:41,140 --> 02:02:42,164
Areyou fucking
out ofyour minds?

2725
02:02:42,241 --> 02:02:43,538
You're
police officers!

2726
02:02:46,545 --> 02:02:47,671
Somebody
timing this?

2727
02:02:47,746 --> 02:02:48,678
No! No!

2728
02:02:48,747 --> 02:02:50,271
Keepyour
mouth shut!

2729
02:02:50,349 --> 02:02:51,281
[Knock On Door]

2730
02:02:51,350 --> 02:02:52,282
Shit.

2731
02:02:55,054 --> 02:02:56,021
Yeah?

2732
02:02:56,088 --> 02:02:57,112
Hey, you know, some
ofthis information

2733
02:02:57,189 --> 02:02:58,451
checks out.

2734
02:02:58,524 --> 02:03:00,082
Let's go over
to that house

2735
02:03:00,159 --> 02:03:01,217
on Paper Street.

2736
02:03:01,293 --> 02:03:02,351
Be right there.

2737
02:03:02,428 --> 02:03:03,360
[Door Closes]

2738
02:03:03,429 --> 02:03:04,794
Hey! Wait!

2739
02:03:04,863 --> 02:03:06,091
I got him.

2740
02:03:06,165 --> 02:03:07,427
Sir, we have
to do this, sir.

2741
02:03:07,499 --> 02:03:08,625
Stop fighting.

2742
02:03:08,700 --> 02:03:09,997
Where's the rubber band?

2743
02:03:10,069 --> 02:03:11,161
Get away from me!

2744
02:03:11,236 --> 02:03:12,168
Drop that
fucking knife!

2745
02:03:12,237 --> 02:03:13,169
Drop it!

2746
02:03:16,408 --> 02:03:17,340
Back up.

2747
02:03:17,409 --> 02:03:18,467
Face down
on the floor,

2748
02:03:18,544 --> 02:03:19,476
both ofyou,
right now!

2749
02:03:22,047 --> 02:03:23,639
Get down
on the floor!

2750
02:03:28,253 --> 02:03:30,221
First person comes out
this fucking door

2751
02:03:30,289 --> 02:03:32,450
gets a--gets a lead salad,
you understand?

2752
02:03:53,612 --> 02:03:54,544
[Horns Blaring]

2753
02:03:57,483 --> 02:03:59,383
Get away!
Get away!

2754
02:04:12,097 --> 02:04:13,564
I ran.

2755
02:04:15,100 --> 02:04:16,829
I ran until
my muscles burned

2756
02:04:16,902 --> 02:04:19,029
and myveins pumped
battery acid.

2757
02:04:21,807 --> 02:04:23,468
Then I ran
some more.

2758
02:05:05,083 --> 02:05:06,914
What the fuck
areyou doing?

2759
02:05:06,985 --> 02:05:08,577
Running around
in your underpants.

2760
02:05:08,654 --> 02:05:09,951
Man, you look
like a crazy person.

2761
02:05:10,022 --> 02:05:11,751
No, I'm
ontoyou.

2762
02:05:11,823 --> 02:05:12,949
I know what's
going on here.

2763
02:05:13,025 --> 02:05:14,083
Well come on,
then.

2764
02:05:14,159 --> 02:05:15,649
I got us a great place
to watch from.

2765
02:05:15,727 --> 02:05:16,955
[Grunting]

2766
02:05:17,029 --> 02:05:18,087
It'll be like
pay-per-view.

2767
02:06:07,045 --> 02:06:07,977
Oh, Christ.

2768
02:06:08,046 --> 02:06:09,946
Now what
areyou doing?

2769
02:06:10,015 --> 02:06:11,107
I'm stopping this.

2770
02:06:11,183 --> 02:06:14,209
Why? Greatest thing
you've ever done, man.

2771
02:06:14,286 --> 02:06:15,913
No, I can't
let this happen.

2772
02:06:15,988 --> 02:06:17,512
You know there
are 1 0 other bombs

2773
02:06:17,589 --> 02:06:19,056
in 1 0 other buildings.

2774
02:06:19,124 --> 02:06:20,489
God damn it, since when
is Project Mayhem

2775
02:06:20,559 --> 02:06:21,491
about murder?

2776
02:06:21,560 --> 02:06:22,857
The buildings
are empty.

2777
02:06:22,928 --> 02:06:24,486
Security and maintenance,
all our people.

2778
02:06:24,563 --> 02:06:25,757
We're not killing
anyone, man,

2779
02:06:25,831 --> 02:06:27,059
we're setting 'em free.

2780
02:06:27,132 --> 02:06:28,064
Bob is dead.

2781
02:06:28,133 --> 02:06:29,862
They shot him
in the head.

2782
02:06:29,935 --> 02:06:31,197
You wanna
make an omelet,

2783
02:06:31,270 --> 02:06:32,828
you gotta
break some eggs.

2784
02:06:32,904 --> 02:06:34,166
No, I'm not
listening toyou.

2785
02:06:34,239 --> 02:06:35,297
You're not
even there.

2786
02:06:43,115 --> 02:06:44,082
Wouldn't do that.

2787
02:06:44,149 --> 02:06:46,913
Not unless I knew which
wires were what.

2788
02:06:46,985 --> 02:06:48,646
Ifyou know,
then I know.

2789
02:06:54,326 --> 02:06:55,258
Or...

2790
02:06:55,327 --> 02:06:56,259
maybe I knew
you'd know,

2791
02:06:56,328 --> 02:06:57,352
so I spent
the whole day

2792
02:06:57,429 --> 02:06:58,589
thinking about
the wrong ones.

2793
02:07:07,241 --> 02:07:08,230
You think?

2794
02:07:10,278 --> 02:07:12,075
Oh, heavens no,
not the green one.

2795
02:07:13,247 --> 02:07:14,578
Pull any one
but the green one.

2796
02:07:20,455 --> 02:07:22,320
I asked you
not to do that!

2797
02:07:27,929 --> 02:07:29,226
Tyler, get away
from the van.

2798
02:07:32,266 --> 02:07:33,699
Tyler, I'm
not kidding!

2799
02:07:33,768 --> 02:07:35,668
Get away
from the van!

2800
02:07:35,736 --> 02:07:36,998
God damn it!

2801
02:07:38,306 --> 02:07:39,773
Whoa!

2802
02:07:39,841 --> 02:07:40,773
Whoa!

2803
02:07:43,978 --> 02:07:46,776
OK, you are now
fi ring a gun

2804
02:07:46,848 --> 02:07:48,110
atyour imaginary
friend

2805
02:07:48,182 --> 02:07:50,878
near 400 gallons
ofnitroglycerin!

2806
02:07:53,154 --> 02:07:54,849
Look, Tyler,
Tyler!

2807
02:07:57,959 --> 02:07:59,187
Ahh!

2808
02:08:08,336 --> 02:08:09,997
Aw, come on.

2809
02:08:10,071 --> 02:08:11,265
Don't go.

2810
02:08:49,911 --> 02:08:51,071
What?!

2811
02:09:36,991 --> 02:09:38,151
3 minutes.

2812
02:09:38,226 --> 02:09:40,524
This is it.

2813
02:09:40,595 --> 02:09:42,654
The beginning.

2814
02:09:42,730 --> 02:09:44,698
Ground zero.

2815
02:09:44,765 --> 02:09:46,733
I think this is about
where we came in.

2816
02:09:46,801 --> 02:09:47,768
Would you like
to say a few words

2817
02:09:47,835 --> 02:09:49,632
to mark the occasion?

2818
02:09:49,704 --> 02:09:51,467
[Mumbling]

2819
02:09:51,539 --> 02:09:52,733
I'm sorry?

2820
02:09:52,807 --> 02:09:55,435
I still can't think
ofanything.

2821
02:09:57,111 --> 02:09:59,238
Ah, flashback humor.

2822
02:10:04,452 --> 02:10:06,113
It's getting
exciting now.

2823
02:10:08,489 --> 02:10:09,513
2 and 1 /2.

2824
02:10:09,590 --> 02:10:10,522
Think ofeverything

2825
02:10:10,591 --> 02:10:12,115
we've accomplished,
man.

2826
02:10:13,494 --> 02:10:15,325
Out these windows,
we will view

2827
02:10:15,396 --> 02:10:16,988
the collapse
offi nancial history.

2828
02:10:18,165 --> 02:10:20,531
One step closer to
economic equilibrium.

2829
02:10:35,483 --> 02:10:36,848
Why is she here?

2830
02:10:36,917 --> 02:10:38,851
Tying up loose ends.

2831
02:10:38,919 --> 02:10:42,013
Marla: Put me down,
you bald-headed fucks!

2832
02:10:42,089 --> 02:10:43,317
I'm begging you,

2833
02:10:43,391 --> 02:10:44,323
please don't
do this.

2834
02:10:44,392 --> 02:10:45,324
I'm not doing this.

2835
02:10:45,393 --> 02:10:47,088
We are doing this.

2836
02:10:47,161 --> 02:10:48,219
This is what we want.

2837
02:10:48,296 --> 02:10:50,355
No, I don't
want this.

2838
02:10:50,431 --> 02:10:53,559
Right, exceptyou
is meaningless now.

2839
02:10:53,634 --> 02:10:55,295
We have to forget
aboutyou.

2840
02:10:55,369 --> 02:10:57,633
Jesus, you're
a voice in my head.

2841
02:10:57,705 --> 02:10:59,002
You're a voice
in mine.

2842
02:10:59,073 --> 02:11:00,540
You're a fucking
hallucination,

2843
02:11:00,608 --> 02:11:01,734
why can't I
get rid ofyou?

2844
02:11:01,809 --> 02:11:02,741
You need me.

2845
02:11:02,810 --> 02:11:04,938
No, I don't,
I really don't anymore.

2846
02:11:05,072 --> 02:11:06,096
Hey, you created me.

2847
02:11:06,173 --> 02:11:07,936
I didn't create
some loser alter ego

2848
02:11:08,008 --> 02:11:09,475
to make myself
feel better.

2849
02:11:09,543 --> 02:11:10,601
Take some
responsibility.

2850
02:11:10,677 --> 02:11:11,871
I do.

2851
02:11:11,945 --> 02:11:13,936
I am responsible
for all ofit,

2852
02:11:14,014 --> 02:11:15,106
and I
accept that.

2853
02:11:15,182 --> 02:11:17,446
So please,
I'm begging you,

2854
02:11:17,517 --> 02:11:19,178
please
call this off.

2855
02:11:21,521 --> 02:11:23,386
Have I ever
let us down?

2856
02:11:24,858 --> 02:11:27,156
How far haveyou come
because ofme?

2857
02:11:33,100 --> 02:11:35,091
I will bring us
through this.

2858
02:11:35,168 --> 02:11:37,102
As always,

2859
02:11:37,170 --> 02:11:39,365
I will carryyou,
kicking and screaming,

2860
02:11:39,439 --> 02:11:41,566
and in the end,
you will thank me.

2861
02:11:41,641 --> 02:11:43,541
Tyler.

2862
02:11:43,610 --> 02:11:45,805
Tyler, I'm
grateful toyou

2863
02:11:45,879 --> 02:11:47,141
for everything

2864
02:11:47,214 --> 02:11:48,203
thatyou've
done for me.

2865
02:11:48,281 --> 02:11:49,839
But this
is too much.

2866
02:11:49,916 --> 02:11:51,440
I don't
want this.

2867
02:11:51,518 --> 02:11:52,450
What doyou want?!

2868
02:11:52,519 --> 02:11:53,781
Want to go back
to the shitjob,

2869
02:11:53,854 --> 02:11:56,322
fucking condo world,
watching sitcoms?

2870
02:11:56,390 --> 02:11:58,358
Fuckyou.
I won't do it.

2871
02:11:58,425 --> 02:12:01,087
Oh, God, this
can't be happening.

2872
02:12:01,161 --> 02:12:03,629
It's already done,
so shut up.

2873
02:12:03,697 --> 02:12:04,629
60 seconds.

2874
02:12:04,698 --> 02:12:06,063
Can you see
alright?

2875
02:12:08,902 --> 02:12:10,335
I can figure this out.

2876
02:12:10,404 --> 02:12:11,962
I can figure this out,
this isn't even real.

2877
02:12:12,039 --> 02:12:14,030
You're not real,
that gun isn't--

2878
02:12:14,107 --> 02:12:15,870
That gun isn't
even in your hand.

2879
02:12:17,411 --> 02:12:18,901
The gun's in my hand.

2880
02:12:24,518 --> 02:12:26,918
Hey, good foryou.
Doesn't change a thing.

2881
02:12:35,829 --> 02:12:38,525
Why doyou want to put
a gun toyour head?

2882
02:12:38,598 --> 02:12:41,431
Not my head, Tyler.

2883
02:12:41,501 --> 02:12:43,264
Our head.

2884
02:12:45,005 --> 02:12:46,404
Interesting.

2885
02:12:49,776 --> 02:12:52,540
Where areyou going
with this, I KEA boy?

2886
02:12:59,319 --> 02:13:02,777
Hey, it's you
and me.

2887
02:13:05,759 --> 02:13:06,691
Friends.

2888
02:13:08,728 --> 02:13:09,660
Tyler...

2889
02:13:12,666 --> 02:13:15,567
I wantyou to
really listen to me.

2890
02:13:15,635 --> 02:13:16,567
OK.

2891
02:13:19,606 --> 02:13:21,267
My eyes are open.

2892
02:13:39,092 --> 02:13:40,992
What's that smell?

2893
02:13:55,308 --> 02:13:56,741
[Elevator Bell Dings]

2894
02:14:01,248 --> 02:14:02,806
Where is
everybody?

2895
02:14:02,883 --> 02:14:04,077
I don't know,
what's goin' on?

2896
02:14:05,152 --> 02:14:06,414
Mr. Durden!

2897
02:14:07,487 --> 02:14:08,852
Oh, my God.

2898
02:14:08,922 --> 02:14:09,854
Sir?

2899
02:14:14,394 --> 02:14:15,520
Areyou, uh...

2900
02:14:15,595 --> 02:14:17,426
Areyou
alright, sir?

2901
02:14:17,497 --> 02:14:18,725
Oh, yeah, I'm OK.

2902
02:14:18,798 --> 02:14:19,730
You look
terrible, sir.

2903
02:14:19,799 --> 02:14:21,460
What happened?

2904
02:14:21,535 --> 02:14:23,730
Oh, nothing.
It's no problem.

2905
02:14:23,803 --> 02:14:25,566
Oh, no, no, sir,
he's not kidding.

2906
02:14:25,639 --> 02:14:26,799
You look
really awful.

2907
02:14:26,873 --> 02:14:28,033
You need medical
assistance.

2908
02:14:28,108 --> 02:14:29,575
- I'm fi ne.
- Ugh.

2909
02:14:29,643 --> 02:14:30,632
Look, I'm fi ne.

2910
02:14:30,710 --> 02:14:33,201
Everything's fi ne.

2911
02:14:33,280 --> 02:14:36,647
[Marla Shouting]

2912
02:14:36,716 --> 02:14:38,741
Let--Let her go.

2913
02:14:38,818 --> 02:14:39,807
Christ
almighty!

2914
02:14:39,886 --> 02:14:41,751
You!

2915
02:14:41,821 --> 02:14:44,255
Hi, Marla.

2916
02:14:45,325 --> 02:14:46,292
Leave her
with me,

2917
02:14:46,359 --> 02:14:47,291
getyour stuff,

2918
02:14:47,360 --> 02:14:48,292
I'll meetyou
downstairs.

2919
02:14:48,361 --> 02:14:49,293
Areyou sure?

2920
02:14:49,362 --> 02:14:51,330
Yes, I'm sure.

2921
02:14:52,499 --> 02:14:54,467
You fucker!

2922
02:14:54,534 --> 02:14:55,466
What kind ofsick
fucking game

2923
02:14:55,535 --> 02:14:56,467
areyou
playing now,

2924
02:14:56,536 --> 02:14:57,468
putting me
on a fucking bu--

2925
02:14:57,537 --> 02:14:59,437
Oh, my God,
your face!

2926
02:14:59,506 --> 02:15:00,939
Yeah, I know.

2927
02:15:05,745 --> 02:15:07,679
What happened?

2928
02:15:07,747 --> 02:15:08,907
Don't ask.

2929
02:15:08,982 --> 02:15:09,914
You're shot.

2930
02:15:09,983 --> 02:15:11,348
Yes, I'm shot.

2931
02:15:11,418 --> 02:15:12,942
Oh, my God.

2932
02:15:13,019 --> 02:15:14,452
I can't believe
he's standing.

2933
02:15:14,521 --> 02:15:15,954
One tough
motherfucker.

2934
02:15:19,826 --> 02:15:21,691
Who did this?

2935
02:15:21,761 --> 02:15:24,286
I did, actually.

2936
02:15:24,364 --> 02:15:25,763
Find some gauze.

2937
02:15:27,767 --> 02:15:29,826
You shot
yourself?

2938
02:15:29,903 --> 02:15:30,961
Yes, but it's OK.

2939
02:15:31,037 --> 02:15:32,595
Marla, look at me.

2940
02:15:32,672 --> 02:15:34,936
I'm really OK.

2941
02:15:35,008 --> 02:15:36,976
Trust me.

2942
02:15:37,043 --> 02:15:38,772
Everything's
gonna be fi ne.

2943
02:15:51,858 --> 02:15:53,655
You met me at
a very strange time

2944
02:15:53,727 --> 02:15:54,989
in my life.

2945
02:15:57,030 --> 02:15:58,520
§With your feet
on the air§

2946
02:15:58,598 --> 02:16:01,089
§And your head
on the ground §

2947
02:16:04,337 --> 02:16:08,671
§Try this trick
and spin it, yeah §

2948
02:16:09,876 --> 02:16:11,639
§Your head'll
collapse §

2949
02:16:11,711 --> 02:16:13,440
§ Ifthere's
nothing in it §

2950
02:16:13,513 --> 02:16:14,775
§And you'll ask
yourself§

2951
02:16:15,548 --> 02:16:16,706
§Where is my mind? §

2952
02:16:16,706 --> 02:16:18,401
§Where is my mind? §

2953
02:16:18,475 --> 02:16:20,443
§Where is my mind? §

2954
02:16:20,510 --> 02:16:24,446
§Where is my mind? §

2955
02:16:32,422 --> 02:16:38,486
§Way out in the water,
see it swimming §

2956
02:16:44,300 --> 02:16:48,031
§ I was swimming
in the Caribbean §

2957
02:16:51,007 --> 02:16:56,445
§Animals were hiding
behind the rock§

2958
02:16:56,513 --> 02:16:58,606
§ Except for little fish §

2959
02:16:58,681 --> 02:17:00,012
§When they told me
east is west §

2960
02:17:00,083 --> 02:17:02,244
§Trying to talk
to me, coy koi §

2961
02:17:02,318 --> 02:17:05,287
§Where is my mind? §

2962
02:17:05,355 --> 02:17:07,255
§Where is my mind? §

2963
02:17:07,323 --> 02:17:11,726
§Where is my mind? §

2964
02:17:19,068 --> 02:17:25,837
§Way out in the water,
see it swimming §

2965
02:17:39,155 --> 02:17:40,520
§With your feet
on the air§

2966
02:17:40,590 --> 02:17:43,184
§And your head
on the ground §

2967
02:17:46,196 --> 02:17:49,996
§Try this trick
and spin it, yeah §

2968
02:17:51,701 --> 02:17:55,228
§Your head'll collapse
ifthere's nothing in it §

2969
02:17:55,305 --> 02:17:57,364
§And you'll askyourself§

2970
02:17:57,440 --> 02:17:59,965
§Where is my mind? §

2971
02:18:00,043 --> 02:18:02,307
§Where is my mind? §

2972
02:18:02,378 --> 02:18:06,610
§Where is my mind? §

2973
02:18:13,923 --> 02:18:20,487
§Way out in the water,
see it swimming §