1 00:01:07,679 --> 00:01:11,115 [ Man ] The following is my explanation-- 2 00:01:12,183 --> 00:01:15,812 well, more of an account... 3 00:01:15,887 --> 00:01:18,447 of what happened. 4 00:01:19,524 --> 00:01:21,458 I'd been on my own for a while... 5 00:01:22,527 --> 00:01:25,621 and getting kind of lonely... 6 00:01:25,697 --> 00:01:27,688 and bored. 7 00:01:27,766 --> 00:01:29,757 Nothing, still, all day. 8 00:01:31,169 --> 00:01:33,831 And that's when I started shadowing. 9 00:01:33,905 --> 00:01:36,169 [ Man #2 ] "Shadowing?" 10 00:01:36,241 --> 00:01:39,642 [ Man #1 ] Shadowing. Following. I started to follow people. 11 00:01:39,711 --> 00:01:41,872 - Who? - Anyone at first. 12 00:01:41,946 --> 00:01:44,642 [ Sniffing ] I mean, that was the whole point-- 13 00:01:44,716 --> 00:01:47,446 somebody at random, somebody who didn't know who I was. 14 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,011 And then? 15 00:01:51,089 --> 00:01:54,183 - And then nothing. - "Nothing?" 16 00:01:54,259 --> 00:01:58,161 Nothing. I'd just see where they went, what they did... 17 00:01:58,229 --> 00:02:00,891 and go home afterwards. 18 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,991 Why'd you do it? 19 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:08,164 Um, to see where they went. 20 00:02:08,239 --> 00:02:10,571 Anyone-- I mean-- 21 00:02:11,943 --> 00:02:14,468 How can I explain? You ever, um, 22 00:02:16,314 --> 00:02:19,374 been to a football match just to let your eyes rise... 23 00:02:19,451 --> 00:02:23,353 and go over-- drift across a crowd of people, 24 00:02:24,556 --> 00:02:27,684 and then slowly start to fix on one person? 25 00:02:27,759 --> 00:02:31,820 And all of a sudden that person isn't part of the crowd anymore. 26 00:02:31,896 --> 00:02:35,525 - They've become an individual, just like that. - [ Snaps Fingers ] 27 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,535 This became irresistible. 28 00:02:37,535 --> 00:02:40,333 - So you followed women? - No, I didn't follow women. 29 00:02:40,405 --> 00:02:42,339 It wasn't a sex thing. I followed anybody. 30 00:02:42,407 --> 00:02:45,501 I just wanted to see where they went, what they did. 31 00:02:45,577 --> 00:02:48,045 You were playing secret agent? 32 00:02:48,113 --> 00:02:52,209 No, I'm a writer. Well, I want to be a writer anyway. 33 00:02:52,283 --> 00:02:56,185 I was, um, gathering material for my characters. 34 00:02:56,254 --> 00:02:58,154 Well, to begin with. 35 00:02:58,223 --> 00:03:02,284 After a while I, um, spotted the dangers. I'd become hooked. 36 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:07,297 I had to start making up rules to, um, just try and keep it under control. 37 00:03:07,365 --> 00:03:09,890 Um, never follow people for too long. 38 00:03:09,968 --> 00:03:12,528 Don't follow women down dark alleys after dark. 39 00:03:12,604 --> 00:03:15,630 You know, stuff like that. 40 00:03:15,707 --> 00:03:18,437 It was supposed to just be completely random. 41 00:03:20,311 --> 00:03:22,370 And when it stopped being random, 42 00:03:22,447 --> 00:03:25,041 that's when it started to go wrong. 43 00:03:26,818 --> 00:03:32,017 When I started... to follow people-- specific people, 44 00:03:32,090 --> 00:03:35,719 when I selected a person to follow, 45 00:03:36,794 --> 00:03:39,456 that's when the trouble started. 46 00:03:44,102 --> 00:03:46,900 Other people are interesting to me. Have you never... 47 00:03:46,971 --> 00:03:51,999 listened to other people's conversations on the bus or on the tube? 48 00:03:52,076 --> 00:03:56,945 Seen somebody on the street that looks interesting or is behaving... 49 00:03:57,015 --> 00:04:00,678 slightly-- oddly or something like that? 50 00:04:00,752 --> 00:04:02,720 Wondered what their lives involved, what they do, 51 00:04:02,787 --> 00:04:05,585 where they come from, where they go to? 52 00:04:05,690 --> 00:04:08,625 [ Coughing ] 53 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:18,268 [ Typewriter Keys Clacking ] 54 00:04:27,412 --> 00:04:32,645 You watch somebody's behavior, and it raises a hundred thousand questions, 55 00:04:32,717 --> 00:04:37,347 and... I wanted to ask those questions, 56 00:04:37,422 --> 00:04:40,823 and I wanted to know what the answers were, 57 00:04:40,892 --> 00:04:43,861 and so I'd follow people to try and find out. 58 00:04:45,496 --> 00:04:48,693 Most important rule was... 59 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:52,793 that even if I found out where somebody worked or where they lived, 60 00:04:52,870 --> 00:04:55,498 then you'd never follow the same person twice. 61 00:04:55,573 --> 00:04:58,167 That was the most important rule. 62 00:04:58,243 --> 00:05:00,768 That was the one that I broke first. 63 00:06:06,444 --> 00:06:09,106 - [ Woman ] Yes? - Uh, coffee, please. 64 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:13,116 - Come on. It's lunch. - Toasted cheese sandwich is fine. 65 00:06:42,747 --> 00:06:44,681 Mind if I join you? 66 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:48,545 No. 67 00:06:48,619 --> 00:06:50,416 Who am I? 68 00:06:52,056 --> 00:06:57,358 - Uh, yeah, I'll have a black coffee, please, and... - Nothing. 69 00:06:57,428 --> 00:07:00,158 [ Sniffs ] another coffee, black. 70 00:07:02,767 --> 00:07:06,635 You're obviously not a policeman, so who are you, and why are you following me? 71 00:07:06,704 --> 00:07:08,695 I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about. 72 00:07:08,773 --> 00:07:11,003 Don't piss me about. Who the fuck are you? 73 00:07:12,443 --> 00:07:15,310 Thank you very much. 74 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:17,314 Sugar? 75 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:34,159 [ Stirring Continues ] 76 00:07:34,232 --> 00:07:37,668 No, I wasn't-- I wasn't following you. I-- I-- 77 00:07:37,735 --> 00:07:40,795 I saw you with your bag. I just thought you looked interesting. 78 00:07:40,872 --> 00:07:44,638 - What are you, a faggot? - No, no. [ Scoffs ] 79 00:07:44,709 --> 00:07:48,873 No, I-- To tell you the truth, I thought you were this guy that I was at school with. 80 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:53,007 I saw you walk in here, so I followed you in just to see if it was him. 81 00:07:53,084 --> 00:07:55,382 - But it wasn't. - Why didn't you ask me when you saw me? 82 00:07:55,453 --> 00:07:58,980 'Cause I'd have been embarrassed if it wasn't the person. 83 00:07:59,056 --> 00:08:02,492 - Not as embarrassed as you are now. - No, I suppose not. 84 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,654 - What's your name? - Bill. 85 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:08,164 Well, Bill, what do you do? 86 00:08:08,232 --> 00:08:11,201 - Actually, I'm kind of-- - Between jobs right now, yeah. 87 00:08:11,269 --> 00:08:13,328 - Yeah, that's right. - What would you do? 88 00:08:13,404 --> 00:08:17,135 - Don't know. - Oh, come on, Bill, don't be coy. 89 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:19,904 There's some burning ambition inside you, isn't there? 90 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:22,912 - Something of a starving artist in you, no? No? - No. 91 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,278 - No. No. - You're a painter. 92 00:08:25,349 --> 00:08:27,840 - Photos? Writer? - No. No. 93 00:08:27,919 --> 00:08:29,284 - Writer, eh? - No. 94 00:08:29,353 --> 00:08:31,548 - But you write? - Not much. 95 00:08:31,622 --> 00:08:33,681 - But sometimes? - Sometimes. Who doesn't? 96 00:08:33,758 --> 00:08:35,692 Me. 97 00:08:40,498 --> 00:08:42,432 So you're a writer. 98 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,525 I didn't say that. 99 00:08:44,602 --> 00:08:46,536 What makes you think I'm a writer anyway? 100 00:08:46,604 --> 00:08:50,802 An unemployed twenty-something fancies himself a writer. 101 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:53,867 - A real leap into the unknown. - Well, I'm not a writer. 102 00:08:53,945 --> 00:08:56,573 - But you're interested in people. - Yeah. 103 00:08:56,647 --> 00:08:58,638 - This person? - Perhaps. 104 00:08:58,716 --> 00:09:00,741 You haven't even asked me my name yet. 105 00:09:00,818 --> 00:09:03,412 - What's your name? - Or what's in my bag. 106 00:09:03,488 --> 00:09:05,513 - What bag? - My bag. 107 00:09:05,590 --> 00:09:07,956 The one you've been looking at all morning. 108 00:09:10,962 --> 00:09:12,896 What's your name, and what's in your bag? 109 00:09:14,165 --> 00:09:16,099 My name's Cobb. 110 00:09:17,502 --> 00:09:19,436 Take a look for yourself. 111 00:09:24,876 --> 00:09:28,209 What were you expecting, drugs? 112 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:30,304 Why'd you nick their old CDs? 113 00:09:30,381 --> 00:09:34,112 Easy to grab a load, easy to sell, totally untraceable. 114 00:09:34,185 --> 00:09:37,120 The other stuff's a bit more tricky. 115 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:41,124 You don't look like a burglar. 116 00:09:41,192 --> 00:09:43,922 Sounds like a compliment. 117 00:09:43,995 --> 00:09:45,929 Are you interested now? 118 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,374 [ Doorbell Rings ] 119 00:10:07,351 --> 00:10:09,285 [ Doorbell Rings ] 120 00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:27,731 Gloves? 121 00:10:32,076 --> 00:10:34,340 [ Whispering ] People don't really do that, do they? 122 00:10:34,412 --> 00:10:36,346 You'd be surprised. 123 00:10:47,992 --> 00:10:49,926 Does that really work? 124 00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:51,928 Wait and see. 125 00:10:57,868 --> 00:10:59,802 Beginner's luck. 126 00:11:06,811 --> 00:11:09,371 See, nobody home. 127 00:11:09,447 --> 00:11:11,381 Okay, first things first. 128 00:11:11,449 --> 00:11:13,383 - We need a bag. - [ Whispering Continues ] "A bag?" 129 00:11:13,451 --> 00:11:15,385 To carry the stuff in. Why are you whispering? 130 00:11:15,453 --> 00:11:17,387 - Do you have one of your own? - Yeah. 131 00:11:17,455 --> 00:11:19,685 It's a big bag with "swag" written right across it. 132 00:11:19,757 --> 00:11:22,248 Ah. Bingo! 133 00:11:22,326 --> 00:11:24,487 Okay. What do you fancy? 134 00:11:34,438 --> 00:11:37,271 Nothing here of any value. 135 00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:40,105 - You don't seem that concerned. Why do you do it? - I don't do it for the money. 136 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:43,772 For the adrenalin, and because, like you, I'm interested in people. 137 00:11:43,848 --> 00:11:46,112 Yeah, you can tell a lot about people from their stuff. 138 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,481 - How old would you say these people are? - Don't know. 139 00:11:48,552 --> 00:11:51,680 You can tell a lot from the futon for a start. Young people have futons. 140 00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:54,384 These people wouldn't be anywhere near 40 with a futon. 141 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:57,723 And they've got one laundry bag, which means they're probably very used to each other. 142 00:11:57,795 --> 00:11:59,786 Probably about 25 or over. 143 00:11:59,864 --> 00:12:02,389 They could be 20, and they've been living together for years. 144 00:12:02,466 --> 00:12:05,594 Nah. Look at the books. They're college educated. 145 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:08,400 Probably graduated when they were 2 1 or 22. 146 00:12:08,472 --> 00:12:10,440 Moved in together in the last year. 147 00:12:10,508 --> 00:12:13,341 You can tell more from their music. 148 00:12:13,411 --> 00:12:15,345 And here is the box. 149 00:12:15,413 --> 00:12:18,109 - What box? - Everyone has a box. 150 00:12:18,182 --> 00:12:21,242 - But mainly it's just a shoe box. - Is there valuables in it? 151 00:12:21,318 --> 00:12:24,378 No, more interesting. More personal things like snapshots, 152 00:12:24,455 --> 00:12:26,787 letters, little trinkets from Christmas. 153 00:12:26,857 --> 00:12:28,791 See? 154 00:12:30,094 --> 00:12:34,929 Envelope, photo, calling cards, notes. 155 00:12:34,999 --> 00:12:38,298 Sort of an unconscious collection, a display. 156 00:12:38,369 --> 00:12:41,099 - What do you mean, "display?" - Well, display. 157 00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:44,266 Each thing tells something very intimate about the people. 158 00:12:44,341 --> 00:12:47,071 We're very privileged to see it. It's very rare. 159 00:12:49,947 --> 00:12:51,972 Hey, hey, hey, hey! What-- 160 00:12:52,049 --> 00:12:54,813 What the hell did you do that for? 161 00:12:54,885 --> 00:12:57,547 It's like a diary. They hide it. 162 00:12:57,621 --> 00:12:59,782 But actually they want someone to see it. That's what I do. 163 00:12:59,857 --> 00:13:02,087 See their display. Flip sides of the same coin. 164 00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:04,218 This way they know that someone's seen it. 165 00:13:04,295 --> 00:13:07,389 That's what it's all about-- interrupting someone's life, 166 00:13:07,465 --> 00:13:09,956 making them see all the things they took for granted. 167 00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:13,936 Like when they go back and buy all this stuff from the shelves with the insurance money, 168 00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:16,973 they'll have to think for the first time in a long time... 169 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:20,169 why they wanted all this stuff, what it's for. 170 00:13:20,244 --> 00:13:24,544 You take it away, and you show them what they had. 171 00:13:29,086 --> 00:13:32,487 Saucy, eh? Found these in the last flat. 172 00:13:32,556 --> 00:13:35,889 I think I'll just give them something to, uh, chat about. 173 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,894 Why would you want to do that? 174 00:13:37,962 --> 00:13:40,897 She'll find them in his trousers and ask him what he's been doing. 175 00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:44,093 Yeah, but why would you want to fuck up their relationship? 176 00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:46,728 Don't you listen? You take it away... 177 00:13:46,804 --> 00:13:49,238 and show them what they had. 178 00:13:56,981 --> 00:13:59,347 - Fancy a drink? - You've gotta be joking. 179 00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:01,907 Don't be fooled by the supermarket label. 180 00:14:01,986 --> 00:14:05,979 I seem to remember I've had this before, and it was actually quite good. 181 00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:09,355 You'd have had a bit of difficulty doing this with your gloves on. 182 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:16,757 - So are we actually gonna take anything? - Anything your heart desires. 183 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:20,702 But that's not really the point, is it? I mean, this is work. 184 00:14:20,771 --> 00:14:23,103 I thought the whole point of burglary was taking things. 185 00:14:23,174 --> 00:14:26,769 No, this is the point-- breaking in, entering someone's life, 186 00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:28,812 - finding out who they really are. - [ Pouring Wine ] 187 00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:32,815 I mean, don't you just feel it? Standing here, drinking their wine. 188 00:14:32,883 --> 00:14:35,113 - People we'll never even meet. - [ Door Opens ] 189 00:14:35,186 --> 00:14:38,178 [ Footsteps ] 190 00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:40,450 [ Woman ] Would you like a drink? I've got some wine. 191 00:14:41,525 --> 00:14:44,688 - What the f-- - Shh! 192 00:14:44,762 --> 00:14:46,730 Oh, you startled us. Are you from the agency, 193 00:14:46,797 --> 00:14:48,731 - or are you viewing like us? - What are you doing in my flat? 194 00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:51,529 - Didn't the agent tell you we'd be here? - But we're not moving. 195 00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:55,129 You must be the man of the house. Congratulations. You have a very nice home. 196 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,935 But we're not moving. 197 00:15:01,011 --> 00:15:03,878 Really? Then I should check with the agent, love. 198 00:15:03,948 --> 00:15:05,882 - Sorry. - [ Footsteps ] 199 00:15:21,498 --> 00:15:25,161 Shit. We shouldn't have come up here. We're gonna have to wait ages to get down again. 200 00:15:25,236 --> 00:15:27,670 Maybe there's a way off here. 201 00:15:28,906 --> 00:15:31,773 Jesus Christ! Do you think they believed you? 202 00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:34,072 [ Chuckling ] Of course they didn't fucking believe me. 203 00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:36,635 - What do you think you were doing? - I caught them on the hop. 204 00:15:36,714 --> 00:15:38,875 - We surprised them. - How do you mean? 205 00:15:38,949 --> 00:15:41,509 That bloke wasn't her boyfriend. Why do you think he didn't say anything? 206 00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:44,452 She was up to no good, and she was pretty glad we weren't her boyfriend. 207 00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:48,685 - You reckon? - Why else would she be home in the middle of the afternoon? 208 00:15:48,759 --> 00:15:51,057 No, you just can't plan for that kind of fucking shit. 209 00:15:51,128 --> 00:15:54,291 We're unlucky. Don't worry about it. It won't happen again. 210 00:15:54,365 --> 00:15:56,526 - Well, I'm not so sure. - Oh, yeah? 211 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,194 Next time you can do the fucking prep work. 212 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:01,204 - No, I didn't mean it like that. - No, I mean it. 213 00:16:01,272 --> 00:16:05,470 Take your mark, check it out for days, months, years, whatever. 214 00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:08,841 - It'll be the next place we hit. - Yeah, all right. 215 00:16:08,913 --> 00:16:10,847 - Tell you what. - What? 216 00:16:10,915 --> 00:16:13,440 I feel bad about pulling the panty routine on that bloke. 217 00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:16,077 She's gonna give him loads of shit, and she's the one fooling around. 218 00:17:04,568 --> 00:17:07,503 [ Indistinct Chattering ] 219 00:17:18,215 --> 00:17:20,149 Beer, please. 220 00:17:21,385 --> 00:17:23,319 Thanks. 221 00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:43,766 - Buy you a drink? - Yeah. 222 00:17:43,841 --> 00:17:45,775 But you can't sleep with me. 223 00:17:45,843 --> 00:17:49,074 - Why's that? - 'Cause I'm with the guy over there. 224 00:17:51,015 --> 00:17:53,347 - That bald one? - He'd let you buy me a drink, 225 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,612 but sex is completely out of the question. 226 00:17:55,686 --> 00:17:57,278 [ Chuckles ] 227 00:17:57,354 --> 00:18:00,380 - Still want to buy me that drink? - No. 228 00:18:00,457 --> 00:18:02,391 [ Chuckles ] 229 00:18:07,131 --> 00:18:09,361 - So what's a nice girl like you... - Doing in a place like this? 230 00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:12,698 - doing with a cunt like that? - It's a long story. Keep your voice down. 231 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:15,500 - He does own this place. - I was trying to get your attention. 232 00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:22,746 My name's Daniel Lloyd. My friends call me Danny. 233 00:18:22,813 --> 00:18:24,747 So? 234 00:18:27,317 --> 00:18:29,717 So you've obviously had a bad day. 235 00:18:29,787 --> 00:18:34,383 Kind of day that makes you feel like everybody's out for their pound of flesh. 236 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,824 Yeah. 237 00:18:36,894 --> 00:18:39,761 I've been having quite a lot of days like that. 238 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,733 - Say something to me. - Like what? 239 00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:51,607 See you outside in ten minutes. 240 00:19:17,601 --> 00:19:20,934 - Oh, I'm sorry. It just-- - It just came apart in your hands. 241 00:19:21,004 --> 00:19:23,939 - It did, actually. - Yeah, I know. It was broken already. 242 00:19:24,007 --> 00:19:27,875 Somebody dropped it. I've been meaning to... 243 00:19:27,945 --> 00:19:29,879 fix it, but, um, 244 00:19:31,215 --> 00:19:33,683 I'll probably never get around to it. 245 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,412 It's a ticker tape mix of, um-- 246 00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:43,453 - So, what about you and this bald guy? - What about him? 247 00:19:43,527 --> 00:19:46,553 - Going out with him? - Not exactly. 248 00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:48,996 You and him have got something going? 249 00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:52,558 No. We used to go out with each other, but that's been over for a long time. 250 00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:55,969 - So why'd you tell me you were with him? - To get rid of you. 251 00:19:56,039 --> 00:19:59,202 [ Chuckles ] So why wouldn't you agree to have a drink with me? 252 00:19:59,276 --> 00:20:01,244 Did we have to come here? 253 00:20:01,311 --> 00:20:05,145 He still gets jealous, and I didn't feel like going back to my place. 254 00:20:05,215 --> 00:20:08,378 - Why not? - I got burgled yesterday. 255 00:20:10,087 --> 00:20:12,681 What's it feel like, being, uh, broken into? 256 00:20:12,756 --> 00:20:14,690 Most people ask, "What did they take?" 257 00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:17,056 I'm curious about the way people feel. 258 00:20:18,128 --> 00:20:20,688 I'm a writer. 259 00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:22,732 Gosh. 260 00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:24,733 - So? - So? 261 00:20:24,801 --> 00:20:28,134 - So how'd it feel? - [ Scoffs ] Great. 262 00:20:28,205 --> 00:20:31,197 Sorry. 263 00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:35,109 - This bald guy's dangerous, is he? - You are a nosy bastard. 264 00:20:35,179 --> 00:20:39,377 - Dangerous, like how? - Dangerous, like criminal-type dangerous. 265 00:20:39,449 --> 00:20:41,713 Dangerous like "involved in bad things" type dangerous. 266 00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:45,983 - What sort of bad things? - The usual-- girls, drugs, magazines. 267 00:20:46,056 --> 00:20:48,718 - "Magazines?" - And films. Pornography. 268 00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:51,226 - And he owns a couple of clubs. - Wealthy type. 269 00:20:51,295 --> 00:20:55,425 Yes. And refined. 270 00:20:55,499 --> 00:20:59,401 Took me a long time to realize the kind of things that he was capable of. 271 00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:01,960 What sort of things are they? 272 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,731 Perhaps another time. 273 00:21:05,809 --> 00:21:08,369 I really think I should be going. 274 00:21:19,456 --> 00:21:22,289 [ Line Ringing ] 275 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:24,953 - [ Cobb ] Yeah? - It's me, Bill. 276 00:21:25,028 --> 00:21:26,962 What the fuck do you want? 277 00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:29,965 - Advice. - On what? 278 00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:33,025 - On a job. - What fucking job? 279 00:21:33,103 --> 00:21:36,595 - The job that I told you about. - Not interested. 280 00:21:36,673 --> 00:21:39,665 Yeah, I know that. I'm gonna do it myself. 281 00:21:39,743 --> 00:21:43,042 - I wanna know something about protection. - "Protection?" 282 00:21:43,113 --> 00:21:47,174 Yeah, you know, self-defense, weapons, stuff like that. 283 00:21:47,251 --> 00:21:50,550 Surprisingly enough, I thought you might be able to give me some advice. 284 00:21:50,621 --> 00:21:52,555 [ Chuckling ] 285 00:21:52,623 --> 00:21:55,148 Steel whip. Nunchakus, they're all right. 286 00:21:55,225 --> 00:21:58,285 Tools are good. A sharpened screwdriver, a hammer, a chisel. 287 00:21:58,362 --> 00:22:01,354 - "Hammer?" - Yeah. Medium-sized, good rubber grip. 288 00:22:01,431 --> 00:22:05,094 It's very nasty. You get a claw hammer, you can pry doors with it. 289 00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:08,569 Slip it into the back of your waistband, you're set. 290 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,973 - You still there? - [ Beeps Off ] 291 00:22:24,588 --> 00:22:26,522 [ Doorbell Buzzes ] 292 00:22:29,493 --> 00:22:32,257 [ Chuckles ] You might want to get some of these, for Christ's sake. 293 00:22:32,329 --> 00:22:35,093 - Where did you get them? - I stole them from Middlessex Hospital. 294 00:22:35,165 --> 00:22:37,099 You can't buy them. 295 00:22:41,104 --> 00:22:43,231 Bin-fucking-go. 296 00:22:43,307 --> 00:22:45,241 [ Lock Clicks ] 297 00:22:48,011 --> 00:22:50,844 Okay, you get the bag. I'll check out the stuff. 298 00:22:52,516 --> 00:22:54,450 [ Door Closes ] 299 00:23:11,768 --> 00:23:14,635 - I got one. - Ah, that's good. 300 00:23:14,705 --> 00:23:18,106 - May not need it. There's fuck-all here. - Really? 301 00:23:18,175 --> 00:23:21,474 - What about the telly? - It's fucking useless. 302 00:23:21,545 --> 00:23:24,673 [ Dismayed Grunt ] What are we, burglars or vandals? 303 00:23:24,748 --> 00:23:26,943 If you're a burglar, why don't you start burgling? 304 00:23:27,017 --> 00:23:29,542 Uh, what about the tapes? 305 00:23:31,321 --> 00:23:34,051 - Not much of a collection, but it's a bit personal. - What do you mean? 306 00:23:34,124 --> 00:23:38,288 It's not the kind of stuff you'd play to your dinner party guests to fill in gaps of conversation. 307 00:23:38,362 --> 00:23:41,923 - What sort of music's that? - Simply Red, Fleetwood Mac, that kind of shit. 308 00:23:41,998 --> 00:23:44,057 - He's got taste? - Each to his own, 309 00:23:44,134 --> 00:23:47,001 - but he's a sad fucker with no social life. - [ CDs Clattering ] 310 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,702 - Ooh, nice machine. - Maybe he's a writer. 311 00:23:52,776 --> 00:23:54,903 Nah. If he's a writer, he'd have a word processor. 312 00:23:54,978 --> 00:23:59,244 This guy wants to be a writer. Those are two totally separate things. 313 00:24:01,485 --> 00:24:04,181 - You checked this out? - Uh-huh. 314 00:24:04,254 --> 00:24:06,347 - You watched him go to work, saw his routine? - Yeah. 315 00:24:06,423 --> 00:24:08,482 - What's his job? - He works in a bank. 316 00:24:08,558 --> 00:24:11,186 This guy's unemployed. 317 00:24:11,261 --> 00:24:14,287 - No, he's not. - Look at the desk. He's unemployed. 318 00:24:14,364 --> 00:24:16,332 People who have jobs don't have this kind of shit in their homes. 319 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,334 He's either unemployed or he's a student. 320 00:24:18,402 --> 00:24:20,666 Which means he could be back any fucking second. 321 00:24:20,737 --> 00:24:24,229 What the fuck is that? You should recognize it, dole boy. 322 00:24:24,307 --> 00:24:28,334 His fucking U.B. 40, you ass. You didn't check this out. We're going now. 323 00:24:30,147 --> 00:24:32,911 - We're not gonna take anything? - No, we're not gonna take anything. 324 00:24:32,983 --> 00:24:36,441 I don't feel like scrounging off some poor dole head. Fuck it. No offense. 325 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,387 None taken. 326 00:24:39,456 --> 00:24:43,654 - [ Key Clinks ] - Let's go to someplace I've checked. 327 00:25:03,947 --> 00:25:06,882 [ Doorbell Buzzing ] 328 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,962 Hi. Make yourself at home. I'll be done in just a minute. 329 00:26:10,113 --> 00:26:12,547 [ Footsteps ] 330 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,052 - Nice place. - Thanks. 331 00:26:19,122 --> 00:26:22,853 Feel a bit funny about it, since someone's been going through my stuff. 332 00:26:22,926 --> 00:26:25,554 - Sort of creepy. - What'd they take? 333 00:26:25,629 --> 00:26:28,723 Books, my camera, CDs. [ Chuckles ] 334 00:26:28,798 --> 00:26:32,996 They even took a bag from my cupboard to take it away in. Apparently that's standard. 335 00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:35,230 It must be terrible, losing all that stuff. 336 00:26:35,305 --> 00:26:38,832 Insurance'll cover most of it. It's personal stuff that's worse. 337 00:26:38,909 --> 00:26:43,403 - "Personal stuff?" Like what? - They, um, rifled through my underwear. 338 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,846 Shit. Why would they do that? 339 00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:49,682 Come on. You know the kind of kinky, voyeuristic shit men get into. 340 00:26:49,753 --> 00:26:53,917 [ Chuckles ] I'm sorry. I'm not into any of that. 341 00:26:53,990 --> 00:26:57,050 One other thing they did was they took one of my earrings. 342 00:26:57,127 --> 00:26:59,994 They didn't take the pair. They took one just to really fuck me off. 343 00:27:00,063 --> 00:27:02,395 You probably misplaced the other one. 344 00:27:02,465 --> 00:27:05,263 I know. I had them on my dresser, 345 00:27:05,335 --> 00:27:07,428 and I came back and there was just one. 346 00:27:07,504 --> 00:27:11,770 - So you just wear one now. - It gives me something to talk about. 347 00:27:11,841 --> 00:27:14,435 I'll, uh-- I'll go and get some clothes on. 348 00:29:33,683 --> 00:29:35,617 [ Door Closes ] 349 00:30:12,989 --> 00:30:14,923 [ One Note ] 350 00:30:33,743 --> 00:30:35,677 [ Cobb ] Bill? 351 00:30:50,193 --> 00:30:53,560 - Saucy, eh? - [ Chuckles ] 352 00:30:53,630 --> 00:30:56,656 Haven't found a bag yet? 353 00:30:56,733 --> 00:30:59,861 - This is her flat. - Yeah, she's a fox. 354 00:30:59,936 --> 00:31:04,100 - She's got pictures of herself everywhere. - Yeah, she looks good. 355 00:31:04,174 --> 00:31:06,301 Look at this stuff. 356 00:31:15,785 --> 00:31:18,845 Mmm. Mmm, you should take some of this stuff. 357 00:31:18,922 --> 00:31:21,914 - No way. - Suit yourself. I'm gonna take something. 358 00:31:21,991 --> 00:31:24,357 Look at her. She's a babe. 359 00:31:36,673 --> 00:31:38,607 Bingo. 360 00:31:45,248 --> 00:31:47,182 [ Piano: Discordant Notes ] 361 00:32:19,916 --> 00:32:23,545 Why does she have so many pictures of herself? 362 00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:26,418 I think she's a model. She's certainly vain. 363 00:32:30,159 --> 00:32:32,093 Is that about it? 364 00:32:33,263 --> 00:32:36,426 Yeah, I guess that covers the useful stuff. 365 00:32:38,868 --> 00:32:43,362 Not much else. Stereo's too big. Piano-- definitely too big. 366 00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:46,840 I think... I'll just misplace this for her. 367 00:33:46,836 --> 00:33:49,066 - What is this place? - Used to be offices. 368 00:33:49,138 --> 00:33:51,572 - How'd you get the keys? - Broke in, changed the locks. 369 00:33:51,641 --> 00:33:53,905 It's owned by one of those management places. 370 00:33:53,977 --> 00:33:57,174 They never come around, and if they do, they'll just think they've mixed up their keys. 371 00:33:57,246 --> 00:34:01,410 Or eventually, they'll break in and change the locks, but I'll be long gone by then. 372 00:34:01,484 --> 00:34:03,452 London's full of these dead spaces. 373 00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:06,352 Above restaurants or shops, whole buildings. 374 00:34:06,422 --> 00:34:09,357 - Do we leave the stuff here? - No, that's your job. 375 00:34:09,425 --> 00:34:12,861 - You hang on to it until I let you know we're ready to fence it. - Okay. 376 00:34:12,929 --> 00:34:17,093 Unless... you want to try to sell it yourself and give me half of what you get for it. 377 00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:19,100 I wouldn't know what to do with it. 378 00:34:20,370 --> 00:34:22,429 Look, I was hard on you at that last place, 379 00:34:22,505 --> 00:34:25,303 but you've got to understand, I won't let anybody put me at risk. 380 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:28,071 - It's dangerous enough already. - Sure. 381 00:34:28,144 --> 00:34:30,544 - An early supper, I think. - No, I really can't afford it. 382 00:34:30,613 --> 00:34:32,877 - It's covered. - Yeah? 383 00:34:32,949 --> 00:34:34,678 Okay. 384 00:34:38,888 --> 00:34:41,448 Authentic? I don't know, but I like it. 385 00:34:41,524 --> 00:34:43,617 You keep on coming in here. 386 00:34:43,693 --> 00:34:45,627 - I know. I like it. - Why? I don't know. 387 00:34:45,695 --> 00:34:48,391 Well, no, I do know why. 388 00:34:48,464 --> 00:34:51,695 - Why? - Because there's no windows, and because it's dark, 389 00:34:51,768 --> 00:34:53,702 and nobody can see you in the alcoves. 390 00:34:53,770 --> 00:34:57,297 And so, perhaps the bald guy wouldn't come past. 391 00:34:57,373 --> 00:34:59,307 - Maybe. - Maybe. Maybe this is where... 392 00:34:59,375 --> 00:35:01,309 you bring all the guys you go out with, 393 00:35:01,377 --> 00:35:03,470 because you know that he's, uh, 394 00:35:03,546 --> 00:35:06,379 not just gonna be walking by, popping in. 395 00:35:06,449 --> 00:35:08,417 - [ Clears Throat ] - Maybe. 396 00:35:08,484 --> 00:35:10,418 Maybe. Yeah. 397 00:35:10,486 --> 00:35:12,886 [ Chuckles ] I thought it was over between you two. 398 00:35:12,955 --> 00:35:15,423 It is. 399 00:35:15,491 --> 00:35:18,426 So how come you still go to basement bars then... 400 00:35:18,494 --> 00:35:20,428 so that you can't be seen by him? 401 00:35:20,496 --> 00:35:23,260 - Because, as I've told you before-- - You're afraid of him, 402 00:35:23,332 --> 00:35:25,926 - because he's... dangerous. - Because he's dangerous. 403 00:35:26,002 --> 00:35:28,937 Dangerous how? How dangerous? You keep saying he's dangerous. 404 00:35:29,005 --> 00:35:33,601 You never explain to me why you're so afraid of him. 405 00:35:33,676 --> 00:35:36,008 Okay. 406 00:35:36,079 --> 00:35:39,708 He came around to my flat with a couple of his... 407 00:35:39,782 --> 00:35:43,582 associates, and... 408 00:35:43,653 --> 00:35:47,111 I didn't really know what all this was about until this other guy arrived... 409 00:35:47,190 --> 00:35:49,750 - Mm-hmm. - who apparently owed them some money. 410 00:35:49,826 --> 00:35:54,729 - They didn't like this very much, so they got a hammer, - [ Grunting ] 411 00:35:54,797 --> 00:35:57,425 they held him down and smashed every single one of his fingers. 412 00:35:58,701 --> 00:36:01,192 [ Man Screaming ] 413 00:36:02,505 --> 00:36:04,973 [ Screaming Continues ] 414 00:36:05,041 --> 00:36:08,033 And then they smashed his skull. 415 00:36:08,111 --> 00:36:09,806 [ Screaming Stops ] 416 00:36:09,879 --> 00:36:12,973 Someone get me a tea towel or something. 417 00:36:18,087 --> 00:36:20,248 [ Chuckles ] You're joking with me. 418 00:36:21,324 --> 00:36:23,315 No. 419 00:36:24,894 --> 00:36:28,489 - You're not joking with me. - Uh-uh. 420 00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:33,057 This is why you don't go out with him anymore. 421 00:36:33,136 --> 00:36:35,195 - Isn't it? - No. No, no. 422 00:36:35,271 --> 00:36:38,570 That's because he made a mess on my carpet. 423 00:36:38,641 --> 00:36:41,337 - That's not funny. [ Chuckling ] - Yeah. 424 00:36:41,410 --> 00:36:43,105 I know. 425 00:36:49,952 --> 00:36:52,887 How on earth did you get to fall in with somebody like this? 426 00:36:52,955 --> 00:36:54,889 - [ Scoffs ] - That's not the sort of fella... 427 00:36:54,957 --> 00:36:57,425 - Change the subject. - I would've thought you'd normally associate with. 428 00:36:57,493 --> 00:37:00,360 What were you doing? Were you, um, [ Clears Throat ] 429 00:37:00,429 --> 00:37:02,693 working for him at the time? 430 00:37:06,269 --> 00:37:09,932 That is none of your business. 431 00:37:10,006 --> 00:37:13,442 I think you better find someone else to start telling you little stories. 432 00:37:13,509 --> 00:37:15,568 Oh, come on. I was just joking. 433 00:39:02,752 --> 00:39:04,686 [ Door Opens ] 434 00:39:07,156 --> 00:39:10,592 [ Chuckling ] 435 00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:12,594 [ Whispering ] Bingo. 436 00:39:40,222 --> 00:39:42,156 [ Door Closes ] 437 00:39:43,426 --> 00:39:47,726 [ Sighs ] Bag, bag, bag, bag, bag, bag. 438 00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,173 Fuck! 439 00:40:02,378 --> 00:40:05,006 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. 440 00:40:05,081 --> 00:40:07,743 Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. 441 00:40:33,943 --> 00:40:36,002 You're developing a taste for it. 442 00:40:36,078 --> 00:40:38,740 The violating, the voyeurism-- it's definitely you. 443 00:40:38,814 --> 00:40:41,112 - I think not. - I think so. 444 00:40:41,183 --> 00:40:44,448 I think before long you'll have developed a taste for the things that go with the proceeds. 445 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,454 - Such as? - Well, all this. 446 00:40:47,990 --> 00:40:49,924 Do you make all your money through burglary? 447 00:40:49,992 --> 00:40:53,189 No, not all of it. In fact, you're gonna pay for this. 448 00:40:53,262 --> 00:40:54,957 I told you, I can't afford to pay for this. 449 00:40:55,030 --> 00:40:58,397 It won't really be you. It'll be D. Lloyd that pays for this. 450 00:40:58,467 --> 00:41:00,833 I thought I'd give you the pleasure of pretending to pay. 451 00:41:00,903 --> 00:41:03,565 - What am I supposed to do with this? - Sign it. 452 00:41:03,639 --> 00:41:05,573 - "Sign it?" - Sign it. 453 00:41:05,641 --> 00:41:08,872 In your own handwriting. Then you can do anything you want with it. 454 00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:10,878 D. Lloyd. 455 00:41:19,355 --> 00:41:21,289 [ Chuckles ] 456 00:41:24,627 --> 00:41:28,529 [ Chuckling ] Are you ever worried about being caught? 457 00:41:28,597 --> 00:41:31,896 Why else would I do it? Besides, I'm not gonna get caught. 458 00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:35,903 - What, you've thought it all through? - I've thought it all through. 459 00:41:37,706 --> 00:41:40,470 This is only the tip of the iceberg. 460 00:41:40,543 --> 00:41:42,477 I would do things that you don't even believe. 461 00:41:42,545 --> 00:41:44,706 - Such as? - Example. 462 00:41:44,780 --> 00:41:48,716 Sometimes when I'm watching a flat I'll see that the owners are about to go on holiday. 463 00:41:48,784 --> 00:41:52,345 I'll wait till they're gone, then move in for a week or two. 464 00:41:52,421 --> 00:41:54,753 - You've gotta be joking. - No. It happens a lot more than you believe. 465 00:41:54,824 --> 00:41:57,486 How do you know when they're gonna be back? 466 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:02,497 - It's almost always marked on the kitchen calendar. - Crafty. [ Chuckling ] 467 00:42:04,099 --> 00:42:07,364 - [ No Audible Dialogue ] - Jesus fucking Christ. 468 00:42:07,436 --> 00:42:10,803 - What's wrong? - The woman from the first flat we broke into just walked in. 469 00:42:10,873 --> 00:42:12,807 - Are you sure? - Yes, I am fucking sure! 470 00:42:12,875 --> 00:42:15,207 - Is she with the same bloke? It's all right then. - No. 471 00:42:15,277 --> 00:42:17,768 - What if she sees us? - She's with her partner. She can't do anything. 472 00:42:17,847 --> 00:42:19,974 I think that's one hell of a chance to take. 473 00:42:20,049 --> 00:42:22,813 What's she gonna say to us? That we stole half a bottle of red wine? Calm down. 474 00:42:22,885 --> 00:42:25,581 - You mind if we skip dessert? - Yes, I fucking mind! 475 00:42:25,654 --> 00:42:28,020 - She's coming this way. - She's going to the loo. 476 00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:30,820 - She saw me. She saw me. - Oh, yeah? 477 00:42:30,893 --> 00:42:36,024 - She recognizes us. I think we should leave. - Okay. We'll leave. 478 00:42:36,098 --> 00:42:38,032 Not that we've got anything to worry about... 479 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:41,035 except for you making a fucking twat out of yourself. 480 00:42:44,173 --> 00:42:47,506 I really hate it when I don't get to finish a good meal with a cup of coffee. 481 00:42:47,576 --> 00:42:49,601 - Yeah, but-- - Don't fucking say it! 482 00:42:49,678 --> 00:42:53,842 She got a second look at me. She recognized me. That sort of thing makes me nervous. 483 00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:56,384 If you're so worried about your appearance, change it. 484 00:42:56,452 --> 00:42:59,649 A new haircut, set of clothes, your mother won't even recognize you. 485 00:42:59,722 --> 00:43:04,182 Just because you broke into people's homes doesn't mean you need to look like a burglar. 486 00:43:10,432 --> 00:43:13,367 [ Typewriter Keys Clacking ] 487 00:43:43,866 --> 00:43:46,801 [ Typing Resumes ] 488 00:45:43,986 --> 00:45:46,614 Everybody has a box. 489 00:46:44,646 --> 00:46:47,206 [ Line Ringing ] 490 00:46:49,118 --> 00:46:51,052 [ Ringing Continues ] 491 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,179 - Yep? - Hello. It's Bill. 492 00:46:53,255 --> 00:46:55,189 Hello, Bill. What can I do for you? 493 00:46:55,257 --> 00:46:57,555 Not much. It's about the stuff. 494 00:46:57,626 --> 00:47:00,026 What about the stuff? 495 00:47:00,095 --> 00:47:03,758 I've, uh, met this guy, said he'd fence most of it. 496 00:47:03,832 --> 00:47:07,632 I thought I'd have a go myself, like you said. 497 00:47:07,703 --> 00:47:10,171 I don't reckon I'll get as much as you could. 498 00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:14,300 But, uh, half of whatever I get. 499 00:47:14,376 --> 00:47:17,174 - How does that sound? - Well, that sounds fine. 500 00:47:17,246 --> 00:47:19,339 - Anything else? - Yeah, I took your advice. 501 00:47:19,414 --> 00:47:21,405 - What advice? - About changing my appearance. 502 00:47:21,483 --> 00:47:24,577 - I got my haircut. I'm all dressed up. - With no place to go. 503 00:47:24,653 --> 00:47:27,144 God, Bill, I wasn't being entirely serious about that. 504 00:47:27,222 --> 00:47:31,852 Yeah. I just feel better this way. 505 00:47:31,927 --> 00:47:35,658 - Safer, huh? - Safer. I'll give you a ring when I get the money. 506 00:47:35,731 --> 00:47:38,222 Right. 507 00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:40,768 [ Chuckles ] 508 00:47:40,836 --> 00:47:43,464 [ Woman ] What was all that about? 509 00:47:43,539 --> 00:47:46,997 You. Your stuff, anyway. 510 00:47:47,075 --> 00:47:49,009 He's gonna deal with it himself. 511 00:47:49,077 --> 00:47:51,136 Meaning? 512 00:47:51,213 --> 00:47:53,340 Meaning he took the bait and he's hooked. 513 00:47:53,415 --> 00:47:57,078 He's gonna hang on to the stuff but pretend to sell it, give me some money. 514 00:47:57,152 --> 00:47:59,780 - You may even get most of it back if you're lucky. - [ Chuckles ] 515 00:47:59,855 --> 00:48:02,483 God, it's perfect. The photos worked. 516 00:48:02,558 --> 00:48:05,254 I even got him to cut his hair and change his clothes. 517 00:48:05,327 --> 00:48:08,888 So, does that mean you'll tell me where you hid my earring? 518 00:48:08,964 --> 00:48:12,365 No. And I wouldn't wait for your panties, either. 519 00:48:12,434 --> 00:48:14,368 He's too embarrassed to give those back too. 520 00:48:14,436 --> 00:48:16,768 Shit. And did you have to break my window? 521 00:48:16,839 --> 00:48:19,034 Couldn't you have found a key or something? 522 00:48:19,107 --> 00:48:21,405 No, that would've been three spare keys in a row. 523 00:48:21,476 --> 00:48:24,001 Even Bill's not gonna fall for that. 524 00:48:24,079 --> 00:48:26,877 God, it was so embarrassing when we went to his place. 525 00:48:26,949 --> 00:48:30,214 Right under the mat just like I told him. That's totally pathetic. 526 00:48:30,285 --> 00:48:32,515 It was a new mat as well. I think he bought this mat... 527 00:48:32,588 --> 00:48:34,522 just so he could put the key under it. 528 00:48:45,234 --> 00:48:47,168 [ Whispering ] Fuck it. 529 00:49:39,755 --> 00:49:42,690 [ Both Grunting ] 530 00:50:33,442 --> 00:50:35,501 [ Doorbell Buzzing ] 531 00:50:37,746 --> 00:50:39,680 [ Woman Over Intercom ] Fuck off. 532 00:50:39,748 --> 00:50:44,447 How do you know it was me? Could have been your mother you just told to fuck off. 533 00:50:44,519 --> 00:50:48,888 - I meant it. - Oh, come on. Let me in. I've come to apologize. 534 00:51:05,140 --> 00:51:07,973 - So, apologize. - I haven't been entirely honest with you. 535 00:51:09,378 --> 00:51:13,644 - I'm doing a piece about burglaries. - What? 536 00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:20,620 I'm writing about burglaries-- about a friend of mine who breaks into people's houses. 537 00:51:20,689 --> 00:51:24,352 That's why I asked you so many questions about your break-in. 538 00:51:24,426 --> 00:51:27,327 I didn't tell you at the time 'cause I didn't wanna upset you too much. 539 00:51:27,396 --> 00:51:30,832 He's been breaking in and-- I haven't stolen anything. 540 00:51:30,899 --> 00:51:35,097 I-- I just go along and see what happens. 541 00:51:35,170 --> 00:51:37,570 Is that it? 542 00:51:37,639 --> 00:51:40,107 Yes. 543 00:51:40,175 --> 00:51:43,235 What's that got to do with anything? 544 00:51:43,311 --> 00:51:46,109 Now I've been honest with you. I want you to return the favor. 545 00:51:46,181 --> 00:51:49,412 - I have been honest with you. - You're still seeing the bald guy. 546 00:51:49,484 --> 00:51:52,078 I was early the other day. I saw him leave. 547 00:51:52,154 --> 00:51:55,055 - You said it was over. - It is. 548 00:51:55,123 --> 00:51:57,921 Then why are you still seeing him? 549 00:52:00,562 --> 00:52:03,963 - He's blackmailing me. - He's rich. 550 00:52:04,032 --> 00:52:06,000 - Why would he want money? - I didn't say anything about money. 551 00:52:06,068 --> 00:52:09,003 - What's he blackmailing you with? - Photos. 552 00:52:09,071 --> 00:52:13,440 - Of? - Of me. Don't ask me anything else. 553 00:52:13,508 --> 00:52:16,909 - I'm not feeding your seedy little fantasies. - You've got me all wrong. 554 00:52:16,978 --> 00:52:19,412 - Have I? - Yes. 555 00:52:19,481 --> 00:52:21,506 Where are these... pictures? 556 00:52:21,583 --> 00:52:24,279 - In his office. Why? - I could take them. 557 00:52:24,352 --> 00:52:28,789 - How? - I could break in. Me and this guy could do it. 558 00:52:28,857 --> 00:52:31,849 There's gotta be some valuable stuff in his office, you know. 559 00:52:31,927 --> 00:52:34,919 - Sometimes keeps money in the safe. - We can't get into his safe. 560 00:52:34,996 --> 00:52:37,362 - That's where the photos are. - What? 561 00:52:37,432 --> 00:52:40,424 They're in an envelope. There are negatives and some of the prints. 562 00:52:40,502 --> 00:52:43,369 - We can't do that. - I know the combination. 563 00:52:43,438 --> 00:52:46,601 - How? - I've seen him open it loads of times. 564 00:52:46,675 --> 00:52:49,007 I thought I might be able to lift them myself. 565 00:52:50,345 --> 00:52:52,575 Well, that's what we'll do then. 566 00:52:59,321 --> 00:53:01,812 No one in their right minds would steal from him. 567 00:53:01,890 --> 00:53:05,326 If we don't get caught, it's not gonna matter who it was we stole from. 568 00:53:05,393 --> 00:53:07,987 And we're not going to get caught. 569 00:53:10,732 --> 00:53:14,862 If you get them, you won't look at the photos and you won't even look in the envelope. 570 00:53:14,936 --> 00:53:17,769 - Of course not. - I've got your word on that? 571 00:53:17,839 --> 00:53:20,273 You have my word. 572 00:53:41,396 --> 00:53:44,229 - You're late. - Sorry. 573 00:53:44,299 --> 00:53:47,063 I thought you said you were gonna fence it yourself. 574 00:53:47,135 --> 00:53:49,433 I got rid of most of it. 575 00:54:03,185 --> 00:54:07,349 - It'll take me a couple of days to get rid of all of this. - That's what I thought. 576 00:54:12,661 --> 00:54:16,495 - Is there something else on your mind? - Yeah. I wanna hit a place. 577 00:54:16,565 --> 00:54:19,090 Well, I've been scouting out a couple of places. 578 00:54:19,167 --> 00:54:21,692 - A particular place. Some photos. - Photos? 579 00:54:21,770 --> 00:54:24,204 Yeah, for a friend. 580 00:54:24,272 --> 00:54:28,038 - What's the place? - Photos are in a safe, but I've got the combination. 581 00:54:28,109 --> 00:54:31,670 - Well, if it's for a friend, where's the money at? - Money's in the safe. 582 00:54:31,746 --> 00:54:33,543 Probably. 583 00:54:33,615 --> 00:54:36,812 Probably. Whose office? 584 00:54:36,885 --> 00:54:38,819 A club owner-- pornographer type. 585 00:54:38,887 --> 00:54:41,549 - Heavy? - Yeah, it looks like it. 586 00:54:48,196 --> 00:54:50,460 What the fuck's going on? 587 00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:55,497 - I'm seeing someone. - Who? 588 00:54:55,570 --> 00:54:59,233 - The owner of that bag. - What? 589 00:54:59,307 --> 00:55:02,276 The woman whose house we hit, the one with the pictures of herself. 590 00:55:02,344 --> 00:55:04,403 Now tell me you're fucking joking. 591 00:55:04,479 --> 00:55:07,243 No. 592 00:55:07,315 --> 00:55:09,783 I thought she looked interesting. I followed her. 593 00:55:09,851 --> 00:55:13,082 We had a drink, and... now we're involved. 594 00:55:13,154 --> 00:55:15,918 - Have you slept with her? - Yeah. 595 00:55:15,991 --> 00:55:18,482 We're gettin' on really well. 596 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,961 I wanted to give some of her stuff back to her, but I thought that would mean-- 597 00:55:22,030 --> 00:55:26,899 You thought that would mean telling her you robbed her. How prudent not to tell her that! 598 00:55:28,203 --> 00:55:31,695 That's a nice haircut though. Nice suit as well. 599 00:55:31,773 --> 00:55:35,004 - Pity to have bloodstains on it. - What blood? 600 00:56:06,908 --> 00:56:09,308 You're on your own now. 601 00:56:09,377 --> 00:56:12,278 Here. Here's a present for you... 602 00:56:12,347 --> 00:56:15,976 to get you started on your new solo career. 603 00:56:16,051 --> 00:56:18,713 [ Gagging ] 604 00:57:14,209 --> 00:57:16,268 [ Typewriter Keys Clacking ] 605 00:57:28,757 --> 00:57:31,521 - Did you have to beat him? - Did you have to sleep with him? 606 00:57:31,593 --> 00:57:34,118 - You told me to. - I said you should if you had to, 607 00:57:34,195 --> 00:57:37,130 but it's not really the same as telling you to. 608 00:57:39,601 --> 00:57:42,399 - Did you enjoy it? - Did you enjoy beating him up? 609 00:57:42,470 --> 00:57:45,030 Of course. 610 00:57:48,176 --> 00:57:51,577 Look, I'm in deep shit. This has gotta work. 611 00:57:51,646 --> 00:57:53,580 They really think you're involved? 612 00:57:53,648 --> 00:57:55,707 They've already had me in for questioning, haven't they? 613 00:57:55,784 --> 00:57:58,252 It's not gonna be long before they find the guy that saw me leave and pull me in. 614 00:57:58,319 --> 00:58:03,086 - Did he get a good look at you? - No. Which is why I think this is gonna work. 615 00:58:03,158 --> 00:58:05,592 What we need is someone of roughly the same appearance, 616 00:58:05,660 --> 00:58:08,254 roughly the same way of working, we should be fine. 617 00:58:08,329 --> 00:58:10,729 Just tell him what really happened. You found her like that. 618 00:58:10,799 --> 00:58:14,963 No, you wouldn't say that if you saw what I saw. No, I mean, this is horrible. 619 00:58:15,036 --> 00:58:17,527 There's blood everywhere. 620 00:58:17,605 --> 00:58:21,905 Her head has been beaten. She doesn't even look human anymore. 621 00:58:21,976 --> 00:58:25,377 I'd been there a while. I may have left traces, prints, forensic shit. 622 00:58:25,447 --> 00:58:28,143 I don't know. Look, the point is the body's fresh. 623 00:58:28,216 --> 00:58:32,744 It hasn't been dead long. Any witness might put me close enough to the time of death. 624 00:58:32,821 --> 00:58:36,552 - You just said that the witness didn't get a good look at you. - That's not the point, is it? 625 00:58:36,624 --> 00:58:39,354 A crime that brutal-- an old lady beaten to death-- 626 00:58:39,427 --> 00:58:42,555 if they even think it's me they're gonna try and pin it on me, aren't they? 627 00:58:42,630 --> 00:58:47,761 - We've got to have someone else. I told them there's someone. - And if he's got an alibi? 628 00:58:47,836 --> 00:58:50,304 Well, he's a loner. He's perfect. 629 00:58:50,371 --> 00:58:53,033 Even strangers that have seen him before aren't gonna recognize him... 630 00:58:53,107 --> 00:58:55,234 because he's had his hair cut. 631 00:58:55,310 --> 00:58:57,574 No, he's our man. 632 00:59:11,526 --> 00:59:13,460 [ Coughing ] 633 00:59:22,203 --> 00:59:27,072 Got it. I took the fuckin' money first. 634 00:59:28,142 --> 00:59:30,804 Money-- bundles of fuckin' money. 635 00:59:32,413 --> 00:59:36,076 Ow! Nothing. Nothing. 636 00:59:37,819 --> 00:59:39,753 I'm okay. 637 00:59:41,656 --> 00:59:43,590 Okay! 638 00:59:45,326 --> 00:59:48,261 - Oh, I'll be 'round soon. - [ Hangs Up Phone ] 639 01:00:22,764 --> 01:00:24,789 [ Doorbell Buzzes ] 640 01:00:31,472 --> 01:00:33,963 You promised me you wouldn't open the envelope. 641 01:00:34,042 --> 01:00:35,976 It wasn't sealed. They fell out. 642 01:00:36,044 --> 01:00:39,241 - They fell out? - So, are you gonna explain? 643 01:00:39,314 --> 01:00:43,546 I mean, what was it? Was it all just bullshit to get hold of the money? 644 01:00:43,618 --> 01:00:47,247 - There isn't usually any in there. - Well, what then? 645 01:00:50,959 --> 01:00:53,553 It was for a friend. 646 01:00:53,628 --> 01:00:56,290 The police think he did something and he didn't. 647 01:00:56,364 --> 01:01:00,164 So he needs a decoy-- another likely suspect. 648 01:01:00,234 --> 01:01:04,227 Someone caught robbing a place using the same way he does it-- his methods. 649 01:01:04,305 --> 01:01:06,603 His methods. 650 01:01:06,674 --> 01:01:09,108 Who was the friend? 651 01:01:10,278 --> 01:01:12,212 Cobb. 652 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,215 Broke into a place a couple of weeks ago. 653 01:01:15,283 --> 01:01:17,547 He found an old lady bashed to death. 654 01:01:17,619 --> 01:01:20,247 He ran off. Someone saw him. 655 01:01:20,321 --> 01:01:24,655 Couple of days later the police called him in for questioning. They think he killed her. 656 01:01:24,726 --> 01:01:28,059 - He probably did. - He's a thief. He's not a murderer. 657 01:01:28,129 --> 01:01:32,657 So, he told them that, uh, they've got him confused with another burglar he knew. 658 01:01:32,734 --> 01:01:36,500 - One who used the same M.O. - Why me? 659 01:01:36,571 --> 01:01:39,506 You set yourself up for it. 660 01:01:39,574 --> 01:01:43,772 Cobb noticed you following him days before he actually approached you. 661 01:01:43,845 --> 01:01:47,076 Initially, he thought you were police. And then he followed you. 662 01:01:47,148 --> 01:01:49,878 He followed me? 663 01:01:49,951 --> 01:01:55,287 He followed you and realized you were just this sad, little fucker waiting to be used. 664 01:01:55,356 --> 01:01:58,154 So you and Cobb just went for it. 665 01:01:58,226 --> 01:02:01,127 How could you do this to me? 666 01:02:01,195 --> 01:02:03,561 To anybody? 667 01:02:03,631 --> 01:02:06,623 It's not that serious. 668 01:02:06,701 --> 01:02:09,192 You've got the money, you didn't kill the old lady. 669 01:02:09,270 --> 01:02:12,535 You're just there to throw doubt into the minds of the police. 670 01:02:12,607 --> 01:02:14,837 They'll never charge you. 671 01:02:14,909 --> 01:02:17,343 You were supposed to get caught tonight breaking in. 672 01:02:17,412 --> 01:02:20,381 They'd pull you in, ask you about the old lady and you wouldn't know anything. 673 01:02:20,448 --> 01:02:23,076 They still could have charged me for breaking and entering. 674 01:02:23,151 --> 01:02:28,111 You did break and enter. And for whatever reason, you didn't get caught red-handed. 675 01:02:31,392 --> 01:02:34,190 He came in. He went down. 676 01:02:34,262 --> 01:02:38,062 I didn't hang around long enough to find out whether he could get up. 677 01:02:38,132 --> 01:02:40,999 It's his blood on my hammer. 678 01:02:41,069 --> 01:02:44,596 How could you do this to me? 679 01:02:44,672 --> 01:02:47,232 It's nothing personal. 680 01:02:47,308 --> 01:02:50,573 When I began this, I didn't even know you. 681 01:02:54,148 --> 01:02:56,742 [ Drops Hammer ] 682 01:02:56,818 --> 01:02:59,548 - I'll go to the police in the morning. - You can't. 683 01:02:59,620 --> 01:03:02,145 I'm going and I'm gonna tell them everything. 684 01:03:02,223 --> 01:03:04,657 You can't, 'cause they won't believe you. 685 01:03:04,726 --> 01:03:07,490 I'm gonna tell them everything. They'll believe me because it's the truth. 686 01:03:07,562 --> 01:03:10,690 - Not if you haven't got someone to back up your story. - You could. 687 01:03:10,765 --> 01:03:13,325 I won't. 688 01:03:13,401 --> 01:03:17,269 They'll make you because your lies won't stand up to the truth. 689 01:03:22,543 --> 01:03:26,001 - I wouldn't do this if I were you. - [ Door Closes ] 690 01:03:30,685 --> 01:03:32,710 That's it. 691 01:03:32,787 --> 01:03:37,087 I mean, if you got any, uh, questions, then-- 692 01:03:37,158 --> 01:03:39,592 One or two. 693 01:03:39,660 --> 01:03:44,620 You see, we don't actually have any unsolved murders of old ladies at the present. 694 01:03:44,699 --> 01:03:49,932 - You must have. - There's no such ongoing investigation. 695 01:03:50,004 --> 01:03:53,132 And we don't know this Mr. Cobb of yours. 696 01:03:54,575 --> 01:03:56,736 I warned you he'd look in the envelope. 697 01:03:56,811 --> 01:03:59,939 He gave me his word. I believed him. 698 01:04:00,014 --> 01:04:02,312 It's nothing personal. He couldn't help it. 699 01:04:02,383 --> 01:04:04,874 I mean, he's a born peeper. 700 01:04:08,156 --> 01:04:11,284 Anyway, down to business. 701 01:04:11,359 --> 01:04:13,623 [ Scoffs ] Business? 702 01:04:15,496 --> 01:04:17,623 [ Policeman ] Perhaps there's... 703 01:04:17,698 --> 01:04:20,792 something else you'd like to tell me, hmm? 704 01:04:20,868 --> 01:04:23,132 Anything? 705 01:04:26,307 --> 01:04:28,798 - Where's the hammer? - It's in that bag. 706 01:04:31,279 --> 01:04:34,976 What are you gonna do with it? 707 01:04:35,049 --> 01:04:38,109 The old man was very specific about how I should do things. 708 01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,245 Wh-- What's the old man got to say about it? 709 01:04:42,323 --> 01:04:45,520 Oh, well, he is letting me keep all the money from his safe. 710 01:04:46,928 --> 01:04:49,089 Anything at all? 711 01:04:49,163 --> 01:04:52,291 Your side of things? 712 01:04:52,366 --> 01:04:56,268 He says your demands have become too unreasonable. 713 01:04:56,337 --> 01:04:58,532 You've become too greedy in your blackmail. 714 01:04:58,606 --> 01:05:01,268 He said something about you being a witness... 715 01:05:01,342 --> 01:05:03,810 to an incident that happened in this very room. 716 01:05:03,878 --> 01:05:07,837 He was very precise about exactly how and where I should take care of things. 717 01:05:07,915 --> 01:05:13,114 Something about a bloodstained carpet that you've got stashed away to back up your story, 718 01:05:13,187 --> 01:05:16,247 should it ever be told. 719 01:05:16,324 --> 01:05:20,954 - Did you talk to her? - We found her this morning. 720 01:05:21,028 --> 01:05:23,690 [ Screaming ] 721 01:05:23,764 --> 01:05:27,962 - What do you mean, "found her?" - Her body. 722 01:05:28,035 --> 01:05:31,664 We also found a hammer with two types of blood on it. 723 01:05:31,739 --> 01:05:36,642 One type, I assume, will match the bloke you put in hospital. 724 01:05:36,711 --> 01:05:41,205 All her fingers were smashed. You must have tortured her to get the combination. 725 01:05:41,282 --> 01:05:44,445 I didn't touch her! 726 01:05:44,518 --> 01:05:50,047 We also found some interesting items in your flat in this shoe box under your bed. 727 01:05:50,124 --> 01:05:54,390 Among various items reported missing by the deceased last week, we found... 728 01:05:54,462 --> 01:05:58,558 these pairs of ladies' underwear. 729 01:05:58,633 --> 01:06:02,729 Were they hers? I assume so since we found them stashed... 730 01:06:02,803 --> 01:06:05,670 with these passport-style photographs of the deceased. 731 01:06:07,675 --> 01:06:11,008 We also found this pearl earring... 732 01:06:11,078 --> 01:06:16,414 which exactly matched the one worn by the deceased at the time of her death. 733 01:06:16,484 --> 01:06:18,975 - A little trophy? - No! 734 01:06:19,053 --> 01:06:22,682 It was Cobb who planted it when we turned over her place. 735 01:06:22,757 --> 01:06:25,487 Go and collar him. I gave you his address. 736 01:06:27,128 --> 01:06:30,529 We checked the address you gave us. There's no Cobb there. 737 01:06:30,598 --> 01:06:34,694 The flat belongs to a Mister... 738 01:06:34,769 --> 01:06:36,703 D. Lloyd. 739 01:06:38,105 --> 01:06:40,232 He's just returned from holiday. 740 01:06:40,308 --> 01:06:44,074 And he told us that while he was away, his flat had been burgled. 741 01:06:44,145 --> 01:06:47,273 Not much was missing. 742 01:06:47,348 --> 01:06:49,908 But his new credit card hasn't yet arrived. 743 01:06:49,984 --> 01:06:55,012 Well, that was Cobb! We used it to pay for a meal in a restaurant. 744 01:06:55,089 --> 01:06:57,353 We found this at your flat. 745 01:06:57,425 --> 01:06:59,950 It was Cobb... 746 01:07:01,996 --> 01:07:04,021 who stole it. 747 01:07:04,098 --> 01:07:06,464 Is that your handwriting? 748 01:07:08,936 --> 01:07:10,870 Yes.