1 00:00:28,140 --> 00:00:33,271 "America has heard the bugle call 2 00:00:36,415 --> 00:00:41,648 "And you know it involves us one and all 3 00:00:44,656 --> 00:00:49,923 "I don't suppose that war will ever end 4 00:00:52,864 --> 00:00:58,097 "There's fighting that will break us up again 5 00:01:01,039 --> 00:01:06,033 "Good-bye, my darling Hello, Vietnam 6 00:01:09,247 --> 00:01:14,378 "I'm here to take a battle to be won 7 00:01:17,422 --> 00:01:22,792 "Kiss me good-bye And write me while I'm gone 8 00:01:25,697 --> 00:01:31,101 "Good-bye, my sweetheart Hello, Vietnam" 9 00:01:36,341 --> 00:01:39,777 I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. 10 00:01:40,045 --> 00:01:42,980 You will speak only when spoken to. 11 00:01:43,315 --> 00:01:46,910 The first and last words out of your sewers will be "Sir!" 12 00:01:46,985 --> 00:01:48,850 Do you maggots understand? 13 00:01:49,054 --> 00:01:50,453 Sir, yes, sir! 14 00:01:50,522 --> 00:01:53,889 I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. 15 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:59,621 If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... 16 00:02:00,065 --> 00:02:04,434 ...you will be a weapon, a minister of death, praying for war. 17 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:07,432 But until that day, you are pukes! 18 00:02:07,773 --> 00:02:10,105 The lowest form of life on Earth. 19 00:02:10,275 --> 00:02:12,573 You are not even human fucking beings! 20 00:02:12,811 --> 00:02:17,248 You are only unorganized, grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit! 21 00:02:17,949 --> 00:02:20,577 Because I am hard, you won't like me. 22 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,410 The more you hate me, the more you'll learn. 23 00:02:23,789 --> 00:02:25,780 I am hard, but I am fair! 24 00:02:26,091 --> 00:02:28,184 There is no racial bigotry here! 25 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:32,362 I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. 26 00:02:32,798 --> 00:02:34,993 Here, you are all equally worthless! 27 00:02:35,434 --> 00:02:38,096 My orders are to weed out non-hackers... 28 00:02:38,336 --> 00:02:41,362 ...who do not pack the gear to be in my beloved Corps! 29 00:02:41,606 --> 00:02:43,597 Do you maggots understand that? 30 00:02:45,143 --> 00:02:46,974 Bullshit! I can't hear you! 31 00:02:49,281 --> 00:02:52,739 - What's your name, scumbag? - Sir, Private Brown, sir! 32 00:02:52,851 --> 00:02:56,480 From now on you're Private Snowball! Like that name? 33 00:02:56,621 --> 00:02:57,918 Sir, yes, sir! 34 00:02:57,989 --> 00:03:00,480 There's one thing you won't like! 35 00:03:00,792 --> 00:03:03,955 They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon... 36 00:03:04,129 --> 00:03:05,756 ...in my mess hall! 37 00:03:07,332 --> 00:03:09,027 Is that you, John Wayne? 38 00:03:09,167 --> 00:03:10,293 Is this me? 39 00:03:10,669 --> 00:03:11,931 Who said that? 40 00:03:12,704 --> 00:03:14,331 Who the fuck said that? 41 00:03:14,873 --> 00:03:18,206 Who's the slimy communist cocksucker down here... 42 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:20,778 ...who just signed his own death warrant? 43 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,708 Nobody, huh? 44 00:03:23,648 --> 00:03:25,980 The fairy fucking godmother said it! 45 00:03:26,218 --> 00:03:30,018 Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you die! 46 00:03:30,288 --> 00:03:33,155 I will P.T. you until your assholes suck buttermilk! 47 00:03:33,225 --> 00:03:35,022 Was it you, you little fuck? 48 00:03:36,027 --> 00:03:39,554 You look like a fucking worm! I bet it was you! 49 00:03:40,599 --> 00:03:42,066 Sir, I said it, sir! 50 00:03:44,436 --> 00:03:46,427 Well, no shit. 51 00:03:47,038 --> 00:03:50,166 What are you, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. 52 00:03:50,509 --> 00:03:52,101 I admire your honesty. 53 00:03:52,644 --> 00:03:55,977 I like you. Come over to my house and fuck my sister! 54 00:03:57,716 --> 00:04:01,812 You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! 55 00:04:02,053 --> 00:04:04,112 You will not laugh or cry! 56 00:04:04,356 --> 00:04:06,790 You will learn by the number! 57 00:04:06,992 --> 00:04:08,721 Get up! Get on your feet! 58 00:04:09,461 --> 00:04:14,160 Unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck! 59 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:19,063 - Why did you join my beloved Corps? - Sir, to kill, sir! 60 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:20,536 You're a killer! 61 00:04:21,072 --> 00:04:22,801 Let me see your war face! 62 00:04:23,575 --> 00:04:25,167 You've got a war face? 63 00:04:26,812 --> 00:04:29,406 That's a war face! Let me see yours! 64 00:04:30,749 --> 00:04:34,207 You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face! 65 00:04:36,121 --> 00:04:38,146 You don't scare me! Work on it! 66 00:04:39,991 --> 00:04:41,322 What's your excuse? 67 00:04:41,393 --> 00:04:42,826 Sir, excuse, sir? 68 00:04:42,894 --> 00:04:45,886 I'm asking the fucking questions, understand? 69 00:04:46,832 --> 00:04:49,699 Thank you! Can I be in charge for a while? 70 00:04:50,836 --> 00:04:52,667 Are you shook up? Nervous? 71 00:04:52,838 --> 00:04:54,032 Sir, I am, sir! 72 00:04:54,105 --> 00:04:55,697 Do I make you nervous? 73 00:04:57,075 --> 00:04:59,669 Were you about to call me an asshole? 74 00:05:00,412 --> 00:05:03,006 - How tall are you, Private? - Sir, 5'9", sir! 75 00:05:03,081 --> 00:05:06,209 I didn't know they stacked shit that high! 76 00:05:06,384 --> 00:05:08,909 Trying to squeeze an inch in on me, huh? 77 00:05:10,021 --> 00:05:13,479 The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass... 78 00:05:13,558 --> 00:05:17,392 ...and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! 79 00:05:17,762 --> 00:05:19,593 Where in hell are you from? 80 00:05:20,932 --> 00:05:25,426 Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! 81 00:05:25,637 --> 00:05:28,970 You don't look like a steer, so that narrows it down! 82 00:05:29,274 --> 00:05:30,571 Suck dicks? 83 00:05:31,476 --> 00:05:32,943 You a peter-puffer? 84 00:05:33,912 --> 00:05:36,437 I bet you would fuck a person in the ass... 85 00:05:36,548 --> 00:05:39,881 ...and not have the courtesy to give him a reach-around! 86 00:05:40,285 --> 00:05:41,980 I'll be watching you! 87 00:05:44,122 --> 00:05:46,420 Your parents have children that lived? 88 00:05:47,225 --> 00:05:48,692 Bet they regret that! 89 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,558 You're so ugly you're a modern-art masterpiece! 90 00:05:51,763 --> 00:05:54,459 - What's your name, fatbody? - Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir! 91 00:05:54,532 --> 00:05:56,432 Lawrence, what, of Arabia? 92 00:05:57,535 --> 00:06:00,265 That name sounds like royalty! You royalty? 93 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:02,503 You suck dicks? 94 00:06:03,308 --> 00:06:06,539 Bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! 95 00:06:07,579 --> 00:06:11,345 I don't like that name! Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence! 96 00:06:11,616 --> 00:06:13,550 From now on you're Gomer Pyle! 97 00:06:14,352 --> 00:06:17,116 Think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Think I'm funny? 98 00:06:18,056 --> 00:06:20,320 Then wipe off that disgusting grin! 99 00:06:22,527 --> 00:06:24,620 Any fucking time, sweetheart! 100 00:06:25,196 --> 00:06:26,288 I'm trying, sir! 101 00:06:26,364 --> 00:06:28,594 I'll give you three seconds... 102 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:30,928 ...exactly three fucking seconds... 103 00:06:31,036 --> 00:06:33,436 ...to wipe off that stupid grin... 104 00:06:33,772 --> 00:06:37,606 ...or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! 105 00:06:40,612 --> 00:06:44,275 - Sir, I can't help it, sir! - Get on your knees, scumbag! 106 00:06:46,751 --> 00:06:48,218 Now choke yourself! 107 00:06:50,188 --> 00:06:52,383 Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts! 108 00:06:53,825 --> 00:06:55,725 Don't pull my hand over there! 109 00:06:55,794 --> 00:06:59,286 I said choke yourself! Lean forward and choke yourself! 110 00:07:03,401 --> 00:07:05,130 Are you through grinning? 111 00:07:06,438 --> 00:07:08,269 Bullshit! I can't hear you! 112 00:07:10,675 --> 00:07:14,236 Bullshit! I still can't hear you! Sound off like you got a pair! 113 00:07:16,715 --> 00:07:19,183 That's enough. Get on your feet! 114 00:07:22,587 --> 00:07:26,990 Pyle, square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... 115 00:07:27,325 --> 00:07:29,657 ...or I will definitely fuck you up! 116 00:07:41,072 --> 00:07:43,472 Parris Island, South Carolina... 117 00:07:43,908 --> 00:07:46,706 ...the United States Marine Corps Recruit Depot. 118 00:07:47,345 --> 00:07:50,906 An eight-week college for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave. 119 00:07:51,149 --> 00:07:53,913 "Mama and Papa were laying in bed! 120 00:07:57,088 --> 00:07:59,921 "Mama rolled over and this is what she said: 121 00:08:02,594 --> 00:08:04,221 "Oh, give me some... 122 00:08:05,697 --> 00:08:07,187 "...P.T.!" 123 00:08:08,666 --> 00:08:10,930 "Good for you and good for me! 124 00:08:11,669 --> 00:08:13,102 "Mmm, good! 125 00:08:13,204 --> 00:08:16,002 "Up in the morning to the rising sun! 126 00:08:18,843 --> 00:08:20,276 "Gotta run all day... 127 00:08:20,345 --> 00:08:22,142 "...till the running's done! 128 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:27,584 "Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch! 129 00:08:30,755 --> 00:08:33,781 "Got the blueballs, crabs and the seven-year itch!" 130 00:08:54,345 --> 00:08:56,905 Left shoulder, hut! 131 00:08:59,651 --> 00:09:02,347 What are you trying to do to my beloved Corps? 132 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:03,580 Sir, I don't know, sir! 133 00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:08,615 Do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right? 134 00:09:09,661 --> 00:09:13,392 You did that on purpose! You want to be different! 135 00:09:14,332 --> 00:09:17,096 - What side was that? - Sir, left side, sir! 136 00:09:17,202 --> 00:09:19,261 Are you sure, Private Pyle? 137 00:09:21,072 --> 00:09:22,869 What side was that? 138 00:09:22,974 --> 00:09:24,498 Sir, right side, sir! 139 00:09:24,809 --> 00:09:27,073 Don't fuck with me again, Pyle! 140 00:09:27,345 --> 00:09:29,142 Pick up your fucking cover! 141 00:10:01,579 --> 00:10:04,946 Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles! 142 00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:08,842 You will give your rifle a girl's name! 143 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:13,981 Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! 144 00:10:14,859 --> 00:10:19,057 Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch... 145 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:22,694 ...through her pretty pink panties are over! 146 00:10:23,868 --> 00:10:25,859 You're married to this piece... 147 00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:28,265 ...this weapon of iron and wood! 148 00:10:28,907 --> 00:10:31,137 And you will be faithful! 149 00:10:36,748 --> 00:10:38,409 Prepare to mount! 150 00:10:55,867 --> 00:10:56,925 Pray! 151 00:10:57,702 --> 00:10:59,329 "This is my rifle. 152 00:10:59,871 --> 00:11:02,897 "There are many like it, but this one is mine. 153 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,873 "My rifle is my best friend. 154 00:11:06,411 --> 00:11:08,003 "It is my life. 155 00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:11,815 "I must master it, as I must master my life. 156 00:11:12,684 --> 00:11:15,312 "Without me, my rifle is useless. 157 00:11:15,853 --> 00:11:18,651 "Without my rifle, I am useless. 158 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:21,490 "I must fire my rifle true. 159 00:11:21,893 --> 00:11:25,852 "I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. 160 00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:28,997 "I must shoot him before he shoots me. 161 00:11:29,267 --> 00:11:30,256 "I will. 162 00:11:30,902 --> 00:11:33,496 "Before God I swear this creed. 163 00:11:33,771 --> 00:11:37,298 "My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. 164 00:11:37,642 --> 00:11:39,769 "We are the masters of our enemy. 165 00:11:40,078 --> 00:11:42,308 "We are the saviors of my life. 166 00:11:42,747 --> 00:11:43,873 "So be it... 167 00:11:43,948 --> 00:11:46,815 "...until there is no enemy, but peace. 168 00:11:47,151 --> 00:11:48,140 "Amen." 169 00:11:55,026 --> 00:11:56,015 At ease! 170 00:11:57,595 --> 00:11:59,085 Good night, ladies! 171 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:03,391 Hit it! 172 00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:14,974 This is not your daddy's shotgun, Cowboy! 173 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:27,023 Move the rifle around your head, not your head around the rifle! 174 00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:36,297 Four inches from your chest, Pyle! 175 00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:37,727 Four inches! 176 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:41,698 "This is my rifle! This is my gun! 177 00:12:41,806 --> 00:12:44,172 "This is for fighting! This is for fun! 178 00:12:44,409 --> 00:12:46,969 "This is my rifle! This is my gun! 179 00:12:47,078 --> 00:12:49,706 "This is for fighting! This is for fun!" 180 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,101 You're bouncing! 181 00:13:28,252 --> 00:13:29,446 Ten fucking seconds! 182 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:34,014 It should take you ten seconds to negotiate this obstacle! 183 00:13:34,592 --> 00:13:36,116 Quickly, move it out! 184 00:13:36,394 --> 00:13:39,795 No swinging-dick private in this platoon's gonna graduate... 185 00:13:40,098 --> 00:13:44,125 ...until they get this obstacle down to less than ten fucking seconds! 186 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,659 Next two! Quickly! 187 00:14:10,027 --> 00:14:12,495 Get over that goddamn obstacle! Move it! 188 00:14:16,701 --> 00:14:18,692 Private Joker, are you a killer? 189 00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:21,265 Let me hear your war cry! 190 00:14:25,576 --> 00:14:27,567 Get your fat ass over there! 191 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,679 That's right, Private Pyle... 192 00:14:29,747 --> 00:14:33,148 ...don't make any fucking effort to get up to the top! 193 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:38,245 If God wanted you up there, He'd have miracled your ass up there! 194 00:14:39,123 --> 00:14:41,250 Get your fat ass up there! 195 00:14:41,359 --> 00:14:43,418 What the hell's wrong with you? 196 00:14:43,528 --> 00:14:48,864 If there was some pussy up there, you could get up there, couldn't you? 197 00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:53,803 Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, Pyle. 198 00:14:58,176 --> 00:14:59,803 One for the commandant! 199 00:15:01,479 --> 00:15:02,878 One for the Corps! 200 00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,510 Get up there! 201 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:06,739 Pull! 202 00:15:07,885 --> 00:15:10,877 The Corps don't get theirs! Get up there, Pyle! 203 00:15:11,689 --> 00:15:12,621 Pull! 204 00:15:12,957 --> 00:15:14,447 Pull, Pyle, pull! 205 00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:17,393 One pull-up, Pyle! Come on, pull! 206 00:15:17,495 --> 00:15:20,896 You've got to be shitting me! Get your ass up there! 207 00:15:21,432 --> 00:15:24,924 Do you mean to tell me you cannot do one single pull-up? 208 00:15:25,269 --> 00:15:29,205 You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle! Get out of my face! 209 00:15:29,774 --> 00:15:31,401 Get up there, Snowball. 210 00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:34,507 Get up here, fatboy! 211 00:15:34,779 --> 00:15:37,543 Quickly! Move it up, Pyle! Move it up! 212 00:15:38,049 --> 00:15:42,281 You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that, Private Pyle? 213 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,284 Get up here! You're too slow! Move it! 214 00:15:46,023 --> 00:15:49,618 Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! 215 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,887 That would break my fucking heart! 216 00:15:52,029 --> 00:15:54,554 Quickly! Up and over! Up and over! 217 00:15:55,566 --> 00:15:59,058 What in the fuck are you waiting for, Private Pyle? 218 00:15:59,437 --> 00:16:00,631 Get up and over! 219 00:16:00,705 --> 00:16:02,502 Move it, move it! 220 00:16:03,374 --> 00:16:05,137 Are you quitting on me? 221 00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:07,533 Well, are you? 222 00:16:08,246 --> 00:16:12,148 Then quit, you slimy, fucking, walrus-looking piece of shit! 223 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,048 Get the fuck off of my obstacle! 224 00:16:15,386 --> 00:16:17,752 Get the fuck off of my obstacle! 225 00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:20,187 Now! Move it! 226 00:16:20,658 --> 00:16:25,755 I'm going to rip your balls off so you can't contaminate the rest of the world! 227 00:16:26,197 --> 00:16:28,688 I will motivate you, Private Pyle... 228 00:16:28,966 --> 00:16:32,993 ...if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! 229 00:16:34,605 --> 00:16:36,766 Pick 'em up and set 'em down, Pyle! 230 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,070 Quickly! Move it up! 231 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:44,109 Were you born a fat, slimy scumbag, you piece of shit, Private Pyle? 232 00:16:44,248 --> 00:16:46,443 Or did you have to work on it? 233 00:16:46,717 --> 00:16:47,877 Move it up! 234 00:16:47,952 --> 00:16:50,318 Quickly! Hustle up! 235 00:16:50,454 --> 00:16:54,948 The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, Private Pyle! 236 00:16:57,295 --> 00:17:01,197 Are you going to fucking die? Are you going to die on me? 237 00:17:01,465 --> 00:17:02,659 Do it now! 238 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:04,593 Move it up! 239 00:17:04,669 --> 00:17:07,001 Hustle it up! Quickly! 240 00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:09,639 Feel dizzy? 241 00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,240 Faint? 242 00:17:14,078 --> 00:17:17,980 Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on! 243 00:17:20,651 --> 00:17:24,280 Quickly, ladies! Assholes and elbows! Move it out! 244 00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:25,883 Get up! 245 00:17:50,147 --> 00:17:52,274 Reveille! Reveille! 246 00:17:52,683 --> 00:17:54,617 Drop your cocks and grab your socks! 247 00:17:54,685 --> 00:17:57,483 Today is Sunday! Divine worship is 0800. 248 00:17:57,822 --> 00:18:00,222 Get your bunks made and your uniforms on. 249 00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:02,689 Police call in two minutes. 250 00:18:03,527 --> 00:18:05,495 Private Cowboy, Private Joker. 251 00:18:07,498 --> 00:18:10,467 Finish your bunks, then you two turds clean the head. 252 00:18:11,602 --> 00:18:14,036 I want that head so sanitary... 253 00:18:14,105 --> 00:18:17,973 ...that the Virgin Mary could go in there and take a dump! 254 00:18:19,176 --> 00:18:21,371 Do you believe in the Virgin Mary? 255 00:18:21,846 --> 00:18:23,074 Sir, no, sir! 256 00:18:27,218 --> 00:18:30,187 Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly! 257 00:18:30,755 --> 00:18:32,916 Sir, the private said "No, sir," sir! 258 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:35,686 You little maggot! You make me want to vomit! 259 00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:40,557 You communist heathen, sound off that you love the Virgin Mary... 260 00:18:40,831 --> 00:18:42,856 ...or I'll stomp your guts out! 261 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,600 You love the Virgin Mary, don't you? 262 00:18:45,703 --> 00:18:47,068 Negative, sir! 263 00:18:47,138 --> 00:18:49,868 Are you trying to offend me? 264 00:18:51,242 --> 00:18:54,370 Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong! 265 00:18:54,445 --> 00:18:58,347 And that you will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir! 266 00:18:58,582 --> 00:19:00,277 Who's your squad leader? 267 00:19:00,351 --> 00:19:03,286 The private's squad leader is Private Snowball, sir! 268 00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:08,050 Private Snowball reporting, sir! 269 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:11,959 You're fired! Private Joker is promoted to squad leader! 270 00:19:13,297 --> 00:19:14,764 Disappear, scumbag! 271 00:19:17,601 --> 00:19:19,193 Reporting as ordered, sir! 272 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:23,832 From now on Private Joker is your new squad leader and you bunk with him. 273 00:19:24,175 --> 00:19:25,335 He'll teach you! 274 00:19:25,409 --> 00:19:27,206 He'll teach you how to pee! 275 00:19:28,012 --> 00:19:31,971 Private Joker is ignorant but he's got guts, and guts is enough. 276 00:19:32,249 --> 00:19:33,944 Now you ladies carry on. 277 00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:45,351 The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver. 278 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,324 Operating rod handle. 279 00:19:52,002 --> 00:19:53,629 Operating rod guide. 280 00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:57,439 And the left one over the right. 281 00:19:58,676 --> 00:20:00,371 Right one over the left. 282 00:20:02,947 --> 00:20:04,676 Left one over the right. 283 00:20:05,449 --> 00:20:07,212 Right one over the left. 284 00:20:11,522 --> 00:20:13,513 Just throw your other leg over. 285 00:20:22,399 --> 00:20:25,095 Pull the next one over and you're home free. 286 00:20:33,811 --> 00:20:35,278 Just throw it over. 287 00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:45,487 That'a boy. Just set it down. 288 00:20:55,399 --> 00:20:57,128 Congratulations, Leonard. 289 00:20:57,835 --> 00:20:58,961 You did it. 290 00:21:00,371 --> 00:21:02,805 Fold the blanket and sheet back together. 291 00:21:03,674 --> 00:21:05,266 Make a four-inch fold. 292 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,167 Got it? 293 00:21:08,712 --> 00:21:09,804 You do it. 294 00:21:12,516 --> 00:21:14,313 Right shoulder, hut! 295 00:21:20,224 --> 00:21:21,657 Port, hut! 296 00:21:26,463 --> 00:21:28,124 Order, hut! 297 00:21:58,195 --> 00:21:59,890 Square these weapons away. 298 00:22:05,636 --> 00:22:07,831 The deadliest weapon in the world... 299 00:22:08,405 --> 00:22:11,135 ...is a Marine, and his rifle. 300 00:22:12,509 --> 00:22:15,603 It is your killer instinct that must be harnessed... 301 00:22:16,146 --> 00:22:18,979 ...if you expect to survive in combat. 302 00:22:20,384 --> 00:22:21,612 Your rifle... 303 00:22:21,819 --> 00:22:23,309 ...is only a tool. 304 00:22:24,121 --> 00:22:26,146 It is a hard heart that kills. 305 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:31,656 If your killer instincts are not clean and strong... 306 00:22:32,463 --> 00:22:34,988 ...you will hesitate at the moment of truth. 307 00:22:35,699 --> 00:22:37,360 You will not kill. 308 00:22:37,835 --> 00:22:39,735 You will become dead Marines. 309 00:22:40,371 --> 00:22:43,169 And then you will be in a world of shit. 310 00:22:43,908 --> 00:22:47,036 Because Marines are not allowed... 311 00:22:47,144 --> 00:22:49,044 ...to die without permission! 312 00:22:49,546 --> 00:22:51,275 Do you maggots understand? 313 00:22:54,485 --> 00:22:57,215 "I love working for Uncle Sam! 314 00:23:00,391 --> 00:23:03,053 "Lets me know just who I am! 315 00:23:06,330 --> 00:23:09,322 "One, two, three, four! United States Marine Corps! 316 00:23:12,269 --> 00:23:15,295 "One, two, three, four! I love the Marine Corps! 317 00:23:18,275 --> 00:23:19,902 "My Corps! Your Corps! 318 00:23:21,278 --> 00:23:23,542 "Our Corps! Marine Corps! 319 00:23:24,381 --> 00:23:27,214 "I don't know, but I've been told... 320 00:23:30,421 --> 00:23:33,083 "...Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! 321 00:23:36,393 --> 00:23:38,623 "Mmm, good! Feels good! 322 00:23:39,396 --> 00:23:41,523 "Is good! Real good! 323 00:23:42,399 --> 00:23:44,492 "Tastes good! Mighty good! 324 00:23:45,402 --> 00:23:47,529 "Good for you! Good for me!" 325 00:23:50,908 --> 00:23:51,897 Trim 'em! 326 00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:56,540 Toe-jam! 327 00:24:00,017 --> 00:24:01,382 Pop that blister! 328 00:24:10,561 --> 00:24:12,222 Jesus H. Christ! 329 00:24:15,766 --> 00:24:18,860 - Why is your footlocker unlocked? - Sir, I don't know, sir! 330 00:24:18,936 --> 00:24:22,428 If there is one thing in this world I hate... 331 00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:26,198 ...it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that, right? 332 00:24:27,077 --> 00:24:31,480 Without dickheads like you, there'd be no thievery in the world! 333 00:24:32,483 --> 00:24:33,472 Get down! 334 00:24:38,055 --> 00:24:40,819 Now let's just see if there's anything missing! 335 00:24:44,461 --> 00:24:45,860 Holy Jesus! 336 00:24:46,864 --> 00:24:48,297 What is that? 337 00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:50,733 What the fuck is that? 338 00:24:51,568 --> 00:24:53,365 What is that, Private Pyle? 339 00:24:53,437 --> 00:24:55,234 Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir! 340 00:24:57,374 --> 00:25:00,070 - Where did you get it? - From the mess hall, sir! 341 00:25:00,444 --> 00:25:02,742 Is chow allowed in the barracks, Pyle? 342 00:25:03,747 --> 00:25:06,807 Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private? 343 00:25:07,751 --> 00:25:11,084 - Why not, Private? - Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir! 344 00:25:11,221 --> 00:25:15,214 Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle! 345 00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:20,056 Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut in your footlocker? 346 00:25:20,130 --> 00:25:22,098 Because I was hungry, sir! 347 00:25:22,299 --> 00:25:24,267 Because you were hungry? 348 00:25:28,806 --> 00:25:30,330 Private Pyle... 349 00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:34,637 ...has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon! 350 00:25:35,612 --> 00:25:38,911 I have tried to help him, but I have failed! 351 00:25:39,650 --> 00:25:43,643 I have failed because you have not helped me! 352 00:25:44,788 --> 00:25:46,119 You people... 353 00:25:46,223 --> 00:25:50,887 ...have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! 354 00:25:52,963 --> 00:25:56,626 From now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up... 355 00:25:57,101 --> 00:25:59,092 ...I will not punish him. 356 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:01,700 I will punish all of you! 357 00:26:02,139 --> 00:26:04,300 And the way I see it, ladies... 358 00:26:04,408 --> 00:26:07,241 ...you owe me for one jelly doughnut! 359 00:26:07,678 --> 00:26:09,339 Get on your faces! 360 00:26:11,782 --> 00:26:13,147 Open your mouth! 361 00:26:13,684 --> 00:26:15,777 They're paying for it, you eat it! 362 00:26:16,353 --> 00:26:18,583 Ready, exercise! 363 00:26:18,856 --> 00:26:21,518 "One, two, three, four! 364 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:24,093 "I love the Marine Corps!" 365 00:26:43,347 --> 00:26:45,372 You really look like shit today. 366 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,421 Everybody hates me now. 367 00:27:02,032 --> 00:27:03,056 Even you. 368 00:27:06,904 --> 00:27:08,633 Nobody hates you, Leonard. 369 00:27:09,806 --> 00:27:13,401 You just keep making mistakes, getting everybody in trouble. 370 00:27:17,381 --> 00:27:19,110 I can't do anything right. 371 00:27:22,486 --> 00:27:23,646 I need help. 372 00:27:27,824 --> 00:27:29,416 I'm trying to help you. 373 00:27:31,995 --> 00:27:33,394 I'm really trying. 374 00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:37,723 Tuck your shirt in. 375 00:29:34,885 --> 00:29:35,874 Do it. 376 00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:49,430 Remember, it's just a bad dream, fatboy. 377 00:30:37,848 --> 00:30:40,408 Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies? 378 00:30:40,884 --> 00:30:42,852 Semper fi, do or die! 379 00:30:42,919 --> 00:30:45,217 Gung ho, gung ho! 380 00:30:45,422 --> 00:30:47,583 What makes the grass grow? 381 00:30:47,858 --> 00:30:49,655 Blood, blood, blood. 382 00:30:49,893 --> 00:30:52,487 What do we do for a living, ladies? 383 00:30:52,829 --> 00:30:54,490 Kill, kill, kill! 384 00:30:54,664 --> 00:30:56,188 I can't hear you! 385 00:30:56,366 --> 00:30:58,095 Kill, kill, kill! 386 00:30:58,301 --> 00:31:01,065 Bullshit! I still can't hear you! 387 00:31:01,505 --> 00:31:03,166 Kill, kill, kill! 388 00:31:04,074 --> 00:31:06,907 Do any of you know who Charles Whitman was? 389 00:31:09,413 --> 00:31:11,313 None of you dumbasses knows? 390 00:31:14,351 --> 00:31:18,720 Sir, he shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir! 391 00:31:18,989 --> 00:31:21,480 Charles Whitman killed 12 people... 392 00:31:21,558 --> 00:31:25,517 ...from a 28-story observation tower at the University of Texas... 393 00:31:26,329 --> 00:31:28,854 ...from distances of up to 400 yards. 394 00:31:29,933 --> 00:31:32,231 Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? 395 00:31:35,105 --> 00:31:36,868 Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir! 396 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,702 And do you know how far away he was? 397 00:31:40,043 --> 00:31:43,604 Sir, it was far! From that book suppository building, sir! 398 00:31:44,648 --> 00:31:45,876 Knock it off! 399 00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:48,308 250 feet! 400 00:31:48,852 --> 00:31:52,447 He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. 401 00:31:53,223 --> 00:31:54,781 He got off three rounds... 402 00:31:54,858 --> 00:31:58,191 ...with an Italian bolt-action rifle in six seconds... 403 00:31:58,929 --> 00:32:01,557 ...and scored two hits, including a head shot! 404 00:32:02,399 --> 00:32:03,764 Do any of you know where... 405 00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:06,166 ...these individuals learned to shoot? 406 00:32:09,406 --> 00:32:11,271 Sir, in the Marines, sir! 407 00:32:11,441 --> 00:32:15,275 In the Marines! Outstanding! Those individuals... 408 00:32:15,378 --> 00:32:18,643 ...showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do! 409 00:32:19,416 --> 00:32:21,907 Before you ladies leave my island... 410 00:32:22,185 --> 00:32:24,779 ...you will all be able to do the same thing! 411 00:32:25,622 --> 00:32:29,615 "Happy birthday to you 412 00:32:34,297 --> 00:32:39,030 "Happy birthday, dear Jesus" 413 00:32:45,575 --> 00:32:46,633 Today... 414 00:32:47,410 --> 00:32:48,775 ...is Christmas! 415 00:32:49,779 --> 00:32:53,613 There will be a magic show at 0930! 416 00:32:55,352 --> 00:32:58,344 Chaplain Charlie will tell you... 417 00:32:59,089 --> 00:33:02,650 ...about how the free world will conquer Communism... 418 00:33:03,793 --> 00:33:07,251 ...with the aid of God and a few Marines! 419 00:33:09,032 --> 00:33:12,024 God has a hard-on for Marines... 420 00:33:13,103 --> 00:33:16,732 ...because we kill everything we see! 421 00:33:17,941 --> 00:33:19,568 He plays His games... 422 00:33:20,510 --> 00:33:21,977 ...we play ours! 423 00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:27,407 To show our appreciation for so much power... 424 00:33:28,385 --> 00:33:30,580 ...we keep heaven packed... 425 00:33:31,154 --> 00:33:33,019 ...with fresh souls! 426 00:33:34,391 --> 00:33:37,827 God was here before the Marine Corps! 427 00:33:38,662 --> 00:33:41,130 So you can give your heart to Jesus... 428 00:33:41,831 --> 00:33:45,164 ...but your ass belongs to the Corps! 429 00:33:45,769 --> 00:33:47,566 Do you ladies understand? 430 00:33:49,172 --> 00:33:50,764 I can't hear you! 431 00:33:58,615 --> 00:34:01,083 It's been swabbed and brushed. 432 00:34:03,286 --> 00:34:04,514 Everything... 433 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:07,116 ...is clean. 434 00:34:11,728 --> 00:34:12,820 Beautiful. 435 00:34:14,998 --> 00:34:17,228 So that it slides perfectly. 436 00:34:20,170 --> 00:34:21,159 Nice. 437 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,164 Everything cleaned... 438 00:34:26,676 --> 00:34:27,665 ...oiled. 439 00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:32,775 So that your action is beautiful. 440 00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:38,853 Smooth, Charlene. 441 00:35:01,911 --> 00:35:03,811 Leonard talks to his rifle. 442 00:35:15,692 --> 00:35:18,183 I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore. 443 00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:21,964 I think Leonard's a Section 8. 444 00:35:26,336 --> 00:35:27,826 It don't surprise me. 445 00:35:38,848 --> 00:35:41,442 I want to slip my tubesteak into your sister. 446 00:35:45,188 --> 00:35:47,019 What will you take in trade? 447 00:35:49,592 --> 00:35:51,150 What do you got? 448 00:36:06,142 --> 00:36:07,370 Outstanding! 449 00:36:07,877 --> 00:36:10,539 We've finally found something you do well! 450 00:36:16,052 --> 00:36:18,043 What is your 6th general order? 451 00:36:18,121 --> 00:36:22,148 Sir, to receive, obey and pass on to the sentry who relieves me... 452 00:36:23,226 --> 00:36:24,716 ...all orders... 453 00:36:25,195 --> 00:36:26,890 Sir, the 6th general... 454 00:36:27,230 --> 00:36:29,562 The private does not know, sir! 455 00:36:29,666 --> 00:36:32,965 You slimy scumbag, get down and give me 25! 456 00:36:39,509 --> 00:36:41,807 How many counts in that movement? 457 00:36:41,978 --> 00:36:43,172 Sir, four, sir! 458 00:36:43,246 --> 00:36:45,146 Why look down in the chamber? 459 00:36:45,315 --> 00:36:49,445 Sir, to be sure the inspecting officer is not given a loaded weapon, sir! 460 00:36:49,619 --> 00:36:50,881 What's your 5th general order? 461 00:36:50,954 --> 00:36:54,981 Sir, to quit my post only when properly relieved, sir! 462 00:36:55,692 --> 00:36:57,421 What's this weapon's name? 463 00:36:57,594 --> 00:37:00,427 Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir! 464 00:37:00,597 --> 00:37:03,430 Private, you are definitely born again hard. 465 00:37:03,566 --> 00:37:07,161 I may even let you serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps. 466 00:37:11,908 --> 00:37:14,536 "I don't want no teenage queen! 467 00:37:17,447 --> 00:37:20,075 "I just want my M-14! 468 00:37:23,086 --> 00:37:25,714 "If I die in the combat zone 469 00:37:28,658 --> 00:37:31,092 "Box me up and ship me home! 470 00:37:34,230 --> 00:37:36,698 "Pin my medals upon my chest! 471 00:37:39,803 --> 00:37:42,294 "Tell my mom I've done my best!" 472 00:37:46,576 --> 00:37:49,545 Graduation is only a few days away... 473 00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:54,214 ...and the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty. 474 00:37:55,118 --> 00:37:58,315 They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds. 475 00:37:59,622 --> 00:38:04,150 The instructors are proud to see us growing beyond their control. 476 00:38:05,461 --> 00:38:07,929 The Marine Corps does not want robots. 477 00:38:09,032 --> 00:38:11,296 The Marine Corps wants killers. 478 00:38:12,135 --> 00:38:15,434 The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men. 479 00:38:16,105 --> 00:38:17,732 Men without fear. 480 00:38:20,944 --> 00:38:21,933 Today... 481 00:38:22,445 --> 00:38:25,278 ...you people are no longer maggots. 482 00:38:26,983 --> 00:38:29,645 Today, you are Marines. 483 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,054 You are part of a brotherhood. 484 00:38:34,123 --> 00:38:37,718 From now on, until the day you die... 485 00:38:38,561 --> 00:38:40,188 ...wherever you are... 486 00:38:40,864 --> 00:38:43,196 ...every Marine is your brother. 487 00:38:45,468 --> 00:38:47,800 Most of you will go to Vietnam. 488 00:38:48,805 --> 00:38:51,137 Some of you will not come back. 489 00:38:52,141 --> 00:38:53,870 But always remember this: 490 00:38:54,544 --> 00:38:55,943 Marines die. 491 00:38:56,512 --> 00:38:58,309 That's what we're here for! 492 00:38:59,215 --> 00:39:01,706 But the Marine Corps lives forever. 493 00:39:02,552 --> 00:39:06,215 And that means you live forever! 494 00:39:12,962 --> 00:39:14,623 0300, Infantry. 495 00:39:16,599 --> 00:39:18,328 0300, Infantry. 496 00:39:20,470 --> 00:39:23,598 1800, Engineers. You go out and find mines. 497 00:39:24,007 --> 00:39:24,996 Cowboy! 498 00:39:26,009 --> 00:39:27,772 0300, Infantry. 499 00:39:29,646 --> 00:39:31,273 0300, Infantry. 500 00:39:31,547 --> 00:39:32,571 Joker! 501 00:39:33,349 --> 00:39:34,441 4212... 502 00:39:34,517 --> 00:39:36,417 ...Basic Military Journalism. 503 00:39:36,653 --> 00:39:38,314 You must be shitting me! 504 00:39:38,688 --> 00:39:40,451 You think you're Mickey Spillane? 505 00:39:40,523 --> 00:39:42,718 You think you're some kind of fucking writer? 506 00:39:42,792 --> 00:39:45,352 Sir, I wrote for my high-school newspaper, sir! 507 00:39:45,428 --> 00:39:49,023 Christ, you're not a writer, you're a killer! 508 00:39:49,132 --> 00:39:50,497 A killer, yes, sir! 509 00:39:50,566 --> 00:39:51,692 Gomer Pyle! 510 00:39:55,104 --> 00:39:59,006 You forget your fucking name? 0300, Infantry. You made it. 511 00:40:05,548 --> 00:40:07,448 Our last night on the island. 512 00:40:08,584 --> 00:40:09,983 I draw fire watch. 513 00:41:13,850 --> 00:41:15,977 Hi, Joker. 514 00:41:39,008 --> 00:41:40,339 Are those... 515 00:41:40,510 --> 00:41:41,807 ...live rounds? 516 00:41:48,584 --> 00:41:51,576 7.62 millimeter. 517 00:41:54,023 --> 00:41:56,253 Full metal jacket. 518 00:42:08,237 --> 00:42:11,400 Leonard, if Hartman comes in here and catches us... 519 00:42:13,142 --> 00:42:15,406 ...we'll both be in a world of shit. 520 00:42:19,482 --> 00:42:20,710 I am... 521 00:42:23,052 --> 00:42:24,519 ...in a world... 522 00:42:27,023 --> 00:42:28,388 ...of shit! 523 00:42:32,762 --> 00:42:34,753 Left shoulder, hut! 524 00:42:36,599 --> 00:42:38,499 Right shoulder, hut! 525 00:42:41,170 --> 00:42:42,501 Lock and load. 526 00:42:47,210 --> 00:42:48,336 Order, hut! 527 00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:53,007 "This is my rifle! 528 00:42:53,349 --> 00:42:55,943 "There are many like it, but this one is mine." 529 00:43:00,823 --> 00:43:02,620 Get back in your bunks! 530 00:43:03,493 --> 00:43:05,586 What is this Mickey Mouse shit? 531 00:43:06,529 --> 00:43:10,590 What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? 532 00:43:10,967 --> 00:43:13,959 Why is Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? 533 00:43:14,403 --> 00:43:17,065 Why is Pyle holding that weapon? 534 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,603 Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out? 535 00:43:21,077 --> 00:43:24,046 Sir, it is the private's duty to inform you... 536 00:43:24,147 --> 00:43:28,140 ...that Private Pyle has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir! 537 00:43:36,659 --> 00:43:39,423 Now listen to me, Private Pyle... 538 00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:42,293 ...and listen good. 539 00:43:43,766 --> 00:43:45,290 I want that weapon... 540 00:43:46,235 --> 00:43:47,759 ...and I want it now! 541 00:43:49,739 --> 00:43:52,606 Place that rifle on the deck at your feet... 542 00:43:53,843 --> 00:43:55,777 ...and step back away from it. 543 00:44:04,053 --> 00:44:07,352 What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts? 544 00:44:07,723 --> 00:44:11,853 Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? 545 00:44:37,553 --> 00:44:38,815 Easy, Leonard. 546 00:44:43,159 --> 00:44:44,558 Go easy, man. 547 00:46:12,548 --> 00:46:13,879 Hey, baby. 548 00:46:14,450 --> 00:46:16,577 You got girlfriend Vietnam? 549 00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:19,178 Not just this minute. 550 00:46:20,456 --> 00:46:23,186 Well, baby, me so horny. 551 00:46:23,959 --> 00:46:25,392 Me so horny. 552 00:46:26,228 --> 00:46:28,059 Me love you long time. 553 00:46:29,332 --> 00:46:30,629 You party? 554 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,258 Yeah, we might party. 555 00:46:33,102 --> 00:46:35,070 - How much? - $15. 556 00:46:35,971 --> 00:46:37,370 $15 for both of us? 557 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,374 No. Each you $15. 558 00:46:40,209 --> 00:46:42,109 Me love you long time. 559 00:46:42,311 --> 00:46:43,710 Me so horny. 560 00:46:45,147 --> 00:46:46,774 $15 too beaucoup. 561 00:46:47,616 --> 00:46:48,810 $5 each. 562 00:46:48,884 --> 00:46:50,351 Me suckee-suckee. 563 00:46:50,953 --> 00:46:52,716 Me love you too much. 564 00:46:54,990 --> 00:46:57,754 $5 is all my mom allows me to spend. 565 00:46:58,494 --> 00:47:00,655 Okay! $10 each. 566 00:47:01,664 --> 00:47:03,291 What do we get for $10? 567 00:47:04,233 --> 00:47:06,360 Everything you want. 568 00:47:07,203 --> 00:47:08,363 Everything? 569 00:47:11,407 --> 00:47:15,275 Buddy, you feel like spending some of your hard-earned money? 570 00:47:17,913 --> 00:47:21,405 Half of these gook whores are officers in the Viet Cong. 571 00:47:22,251 --> 00:47:23,912 The other half have TB. 572 00:47:24,854 --> 00:47:27,254 Be sure you only fuck the ones who cough. 573 00:48:16,071 --> 00:48:18,539 That sucker really had some moves on him. 574 00:48:23,045 --> 00:48:25,741 You know what pisses me off about these people? 575 00:48:27,683 --> 00:48:30,846 We're helping them and they shit all over us. 576 00:48:31,287 --> 00:48:33,016 I just can't feature that. 577 00:48:33,422 --> 00:48:36,016 Don't take it too hard. It's just business. 578 00:48:38,761 --> 00:48:41,491 I hate Da Nang. I want to go out into the field. 579 00:48:42,331 --> 00:48:46,734 I'm here three months and all I do is take handshake shots at award ceremonies. 580 00:48:47,269 --> 00:48:50,397 You'd get wasted the first day and it would be my fault. 581 00:48:50,539 --> 00:48:52,837 A high-school girl could do my job. 582 00:48:53,008 --> 00:48:54,839 I want to get into the shit. 583 00:48:54,944 --> 00:48:56,673 I want some trigger time. 584 00:48:58,681 --> 00:49:03,118 If you get killed, your mom will find me and beat the shit out of me. 585 00:49:04,186 --> 00:49:05,585 That's a negative. 586 00:49:09,225 --> 00:49:12,922 Let's keep it short and sweet. Anybody got anything new? 587 00:49:15,631 --> 00:49:18,930 Rumor has it that the Tet ceasefire will be cancelled. 588 00:49:19,635 --> 00:49:21,296 Rear echelon paranoia. 589 00:49:21,604 --> 00:49:25,563 Intelligence says Charlie might try something big during Tet. 590 00:49:25,774 --> 00:49:28,265 They say the same thing every year. 591 00:49:28,477 --> 00:49:30,342 There's a lot of talk about it. 592 00:49:30,412 --> 00:49:32,312 Don't lose any sleep over it. 593 00:49:32,448 --> 00:49:36,282 The Tet holiday is like July Fourth, Christmas and New Year in one. 594 00:49:36,785 --> 00:49:40,243 Every zipperhead in the North and South, will bang gongs... 595 00:49:40,422 --> 00:49:42,390 ...and bark at the moon. 596 00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:46,985 Ann-Margret and entourage are due next week. 597 00:49:47,129 --> 00:49:50,223 I want someone to stick with her for a few days. 598 00:49:50,299 --> 00:49:51,926 Rafterman, you take it. 599 00:49:53,168 --> 00:49:55,033 Get some good low-angle stuff. 600 00:49:55,104 --> 00:49:58,972 Don't be obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew. 601 00:50:00,242 --> 00:50:05,305 "Diplomats in Dungarees. Marine engineers rebuild Dong Phuc villages..." 602 00:50:05,548 --> 00:50:08,881 Chili, if we move Vietnamese, they are evacuees. 603 00:50:09,118 --> 00:50:12,053 If they come to us to be evacuated, they are refugees. 604 00:50:12,121 --> 00:50:14,021 I'll make a note of it, sir. 605 00:50:14,790 --> 00:50:17,418 "N.V.A. Soldier Deserts After Reading Pamphlets." 606 00:50:17,493 --> 00:50:21,486 "An N.V.A. regular, who realized his side would lose... 607 00:50:21,597 --> 00:50:24,157 "...deserted after reading Open Arms pamphlets." 608 00:50:24,233 --> 00:50:27,566 That's good, Dave. But why say, "N.V.A. regular"? 609 00:50:27,970 --> 00:50:29,403 Is there an irregular? 610 00:50:29,471 --> 00:50:31,462 How about N.V.A. soldier? 611 00:50:31,807 --> 00:50:32,967 I'll fix it. 612 00:50:33,342 --> 00:50:38,507 "The Lawrence Welk Show" will be on TV in two weeks. Dave, do 100 words on it. 613 00:50:39,582 --> 00:50:41,311 "Not While We're Eating." 614 00:50:41,483 --> 00:50:46,113 "N.V.A. learned not to interrupt meals of Marines on a search-and-destroy mission." 615 00:50:46,589 --> 00:50:50,491 We have a new directive from M.A.F. on search and destroy. 616 00:50:50,993 --> 00:50:55,726 Substitute "sweep and clear" in place of "search and destroy." 617 00:50:55,798 --> 00:50:56,787 Got it? 618 00:50:56,966 --> 00:50:58,695 Got it. Very catchy. 619 00:50:59,668 --> 00:51:01,659 And, Joker, where's the weenie? 620 00:51:04,206 --> 00:51:07,698 The kill. The grunts must have hit something. 621 00:51:08,444 --> 00:51:09,934 Didn't see them. 622 00:51:10,679 --> 00:51:13,648 I've told you, we run two basic stories here. 623 00:51:14,283 --> 00:51:17,741 Grunts who buy toothbrushes and deodorant for gooks: 624 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,854 "Winning of Hearts And Minds." 625 00:51:20,322 --> 00:51:23,519 And combat action resulting in a kill: "Winning the War." 626 00:51:24,093 --> 00:51:27,290 You must have seen blood trails, drag marks? 627 00:51:28,097 --> 00:51:29,758 It was raining, sir. 628 00:51:30,132 --> 00:51:32,828 That's why God passed the law of probability. 629 00:51:33,135 --> 00:51:35,968 Rewrite it with a happy ending, say, one kill. 630 00:51:36,372 --> 00:51:38,602 A sapper or an officer. Which? 631 00:51:39,074 --> 00:51:40,473 Whichever you say. 632 00:51:40,876 --> 00:51:43,276 Grunts like reading about dead officers. 633 00:51:43,445 --> 00:51:45,811 Okay, an officer. How about a general? 634 00:51:48,550 --> 00:51:51,451 You'd like our guys to read the paper and feel bad? 635 00:51:52,154 --> 00:51:55,521 In case you didn't know, this is not a popular war. 636 00:51:55,591 --> 00:51:58,059 Our job is to report the news that the... 637 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,651 ..."why-are-we-here" civilian newsmen ignore. 638 00:52:01,563 --> 00:52:04,293 Maybe you should go out on some ops yourself. 639 00:52:05,401 --> 00:52:08,393 You could find more blood trails and drag marks. 640 00:52:09,672 --> 00:52:13,335 I've had my ass in the grass. Can't say I liked it much. 641 00:52:14,009 --> 00:52:16,500 Lots of bugs and too dangerous. 642 00:52:17,179 --> 00:52:20,046 My present duties keep me where I belong: 643 00:52:20,382 --> 00:52:22,077 In the rear with the gear. 644 00:52:30,292 --> 00:52:32,226 Tet. The Year of the Monkey. 645 00:52:33,295 --> 00:52:35,456 Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve. 646 00:52:36,598 --> 00:52:40,762 Down in Dogpatch, the gooks are shooting off fireworks to celebrate. 647 00:52:50,379 --> 00:52:53,177 I am fucking bored to death, man. 648 00:52:54,650 --> 00:52:56,641 I have to get back in the shit. 649 00:52:57,252 --> 00:52:59,846 I ain't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks. 650 00:53:01,190 --> 00:53:05,126 Joker's so tough, he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose... 651 00:53:06,361 --> 00:53:08,022 ...then ask for seconds. 652 00:53:08,764 --> 00:53:10,231 Listen up, pilgrim. 653 00:53:10,999 --> 00:53:14,992 A day without blood is like a day without sunshine! 654 00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,868 Joker thinks the bad bush is between old mama-san's legs. 655 00:53:21,376 --> 00:53:23,401 He's never been in the shit. 656 00:53:23,579 --> 00:53:26,070 Hard to talk about. Like on Hastings. 657 00:53:26,381 --> 00:53:30,147 You weren't on Operation Hastings. You weren't even in country. 658 00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:34,655 Eat shit and die, you fucking Spanish-American poge! 659 00:53:35,057 --> 00:53:38,185 I was there! I was in the shit with the grunts. 660 00:53:38,594 --> 00:53:42,086 Don't listen to Payback's bullshit, Rafterman. 661 00:53:42,631 --> 00:53:45,498 Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne. 662 00:53:46,602 --> 00:53:48,194 You listen to Joker. 663 00:53:48,403 --> 00:53:49,836 He knows ti ti. 664 00:53:50,072 --> 00:53:51,232 Very little. 665 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:55,071 He's never been in the shit 'cause he ain't got the stare. 666 00:53:55,878 --> 00:53:57,505 The 1,000-yard stare. 667 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,574 A Marine gets it after he's been in the shit too long. 668 00:54:01,683 --> 00:54:04,948 It's like, it's like you've really seen beyond. 669 00:54:06,188 --> 00:54:07,314 I got it. 670 00:54:07,589 --> 00:54:10,524 All field Marines got it. And you'll have it, too. 671 00:54:11,226 --> 00:54:12,215 I will? 672 00:54:14,463 --> 00:54:17,728 How do you stop five blacks from raping a white chick? 673 00:54:18,133 --> 00:54:19,361 Fuck you. 674 00:54:19,434 --> 00:54:21,265 Throw them a basketball. 675 00:54:26,108 --> 00:54:27,132 Incoming. 676 00:54:29,812 --> 00:54:31,177 They're outgoing! 677 00:54:33,448 --> 00:54:35,678 - That ain't outgoing! - That ain't outgoing! 678 00:54:35,751 --> 00:54:37,343 Now what'd I just say? 679 00:55:16,825 --> 00:55:19,157 I hope they're just fucking with us. 680 00:55:19,261 --> 00:55:21,161 I ain't ready for this shit. 681 00:56:15,350 --> 00:56:16,510 Cease fire! 682 00:56:27,162 --> 00:56:28,356 Cease fire! 683 00:56:40,175 --> 00:56:41,335 The enemy... 684 00:56:42,311 --> 00:56:44,108 ...has very deceitfully... 685 00:56:44,980 --> 00:56:47,244 ...taken advantage of the ceasefire... 686 00:56:48,016 --> 00:56:50,780 ...to launch an offensive all over the country. 687 00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:54,484 So far, we've had it pretty easy here. 688 00:56:55,524 --> 00:56:57,583 But we seem to be the exception. 689 00:56:58,527 --> 00:57:02,657 Charlie has hit every military target in Vietnam and hit them hard. 690 00:57:03,432 --> 00:57:04,592 In Saigon... 691 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:09,198 ...the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. 692 00:57:11,606 --> 00:57:14,404 Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun. 693 00:57:16,411 --> 00:57:19,073 We have reports that a division of N.V.A... 694 00:57:19,214 --> 00:57:22,945 ...has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. 695 00:57:24,252 --> 00:57:27,380 In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... 696 00:57:27,456 --> 00:57:30,186 ...the civilian press are wetting their pants... 697 00:57:30,392 --> 00:57:34,294 ...and even Cronkite is going to say the war is now unwinnable. 698 00:57:35,964 --> 00:57:37,329 In other words... 699 00:57:37,866 --> 00:57:41,734 ...it's a huge shit sandwich and we all have to take a bite. 700 00:57:47,642 --> 00:57:50,008 Does this mean Ann-Margret's not coming? 701 00:57:56,485 --> 00:57:58,715 You go straight up to Phu Bai. 702 00:58:00,055 --> 00:58:02,114 Captain January will need you. 703 00:58:05,894 --> 00:58:08,021 And you take off that damn button. 704 00:58:09,064 --> 00:58:11,658 You can't get killed wearing a peace symbol. 705 00:58:14,336 --> 00:58:16,167 Permission to go with Joker. 706 00:58:17,172 --> 00:58:18,332 Granted. 707 00:58:19,374 --> 00:58:21,774 Sir, permission not to take Rafterman. 708 00:58:22,477 --> 00:58:23,774 You still here? 709 00:58:24,713 --> 00:58:27,705 Vanish ricky-tick and take Rafterman with you. 710 00:58:28,517 --> 00:58:30,314 You're responsible for him. 711 00:59:13,462 --> 00:59:14,929 Get some! Get some! 712 00:59:34,249 --> 00:59:35,511 Get some, baby! 713 00:59:45,727 --> 00:59:47,251 I've got you, mother! 714 00:59:52,701 --> 00:59:55,602 Anyone who runs is a VC. 715 00:59:56,404 --> 00:59:58,429 Anyone who stands still... 716 00:59:59,241 --> 01:00:01,300 ...is a well-disciplined VC. 717 01:00:04,012 --> 01:00:06,947 You guys ought to do a story about me. 718 01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:11,446 Why should we do a story about you? 719 01:00:12,220 --> 01:00:14,017 'Cause I'm so fucking good! 720 01:00:14,489 --> 01:00:16,286 That ain't no shit neither. 721 01:00:16,825 --> 01:00:20,761 I've done got me 157 dead gooks killed. 722 01:00:21,463 --> 01:00:23,397 And 50 water buffaloes, too. 723 01:00:24,399 --> 01:00:26,026 Them are all certified. 724 01:00:27,335 --> 01:00:29,860 Any women or children? 725 01:00:30,739 --> 01:00:31,831 Sometimes. 726 01:00:33,408 --> 01:00:36,104 How can you kill women and children? 727 01:00:37,746 --> 01:00:38,644 Easy. 728 01:00:39,114 --> 01:00:41,207 You just don't lead them so much. 729 01:00:43,185 --> 01:00:44,482 Ain't war hell? 730 01:01:21,723 --> 01:01:23,782 We want to get in the shit. 731 01:01:23,992 --> 01:01:25,653 Down the road. Two-five. 732 01:01:25,727 --> 01:01:27,524 Outstanding! Thanks. 733 01:01:56,591 --> 01:01:59,389 We're looking for First Platoon, Hotel two-five. 734 01:01:59,828 --> 01:02:01,386 I got a bro named Cowboy. 735 01:02:01,463 --> 01:02:02,896 You people one-one? 736 01:02:02,964 --> 01:02:05,797 No, sir. We're reporters for "Stars and Stripes." 737 01:02:07,469 --> 01:02:09,460 I'm Cowboy's platoon commander. 738 01:02:09,704 --> 01:02:12,229 He's just down the road in the platoon area. 739 01:02:12,474 --> 01:02:13,998 May we tag along, sir? 740 01:02:14,075 --> 01:02:15,906 No problem. Welcome aboard. 741 01:02:16,444 --> 01:02:19,208 I'm Schinoski. Walter J. Schinoski. 742 01:02:19,914 --> 01:02:21,814 They call me Mr.Touchdown. 743 01:02:22,284 --> 01:02:24,343 I played ball for Notre Dame. 744 01:02:26,054 --> 01:02:28,045 You here to make Cowboy famous? 745 01:02:28,356 --> 01:02:29,789 Never happen, sir. 746 01:02:30,158 --> 01:02:33,685 If you came looking for a story, this is your lucky day. 747 01:02:34,529 --> 01:02:37,259 We got Condition Red and we expect rain. 748 01:02:37,899 --> 01:02:40,367 Outstanding. We taking care of business? 749 01:02:40,769 --> 01:02:42,464 The N.V.A. are dug in deep. 750 01:02:42,537 --> 01:02:46,940 Hotel Company is working this side of the river, house by house. 751 01:02:47,509 --> 01:02:51,809 Charles has his shit together, but we're still getting some decent kills. 752 01:02:52,013 --> 01:02:55,710 We heard the N.V.A. executed a lot of gook civilians. 753 01:02:56,551 --> 01:02:57,779 Affirmative. 754 01:02:58,153 --> 01:03:01,782 I saw bodies half a klick this side of the canal. 755 01:03:02,123 --> 01:03:03,715 Can you show me where? 756 01:03:31,186 --> 01:03:33,450 The dead have been covered with lime. 757 01:03:35,523 --> 01:03:37,423 The dead know only one thing: 758 01:03:38,893 --> 01:03:40,622 It is better to be alive. 759 01:03:51,973 --> 01:03:54,840 I make it 20. Is that the official body count, sir? 760 01:03:55,443 --> 01:03:56,933 What outfit are you with? 761 01:03:57,011 --> 01:03:58,979 We're from "Stars and Stripes." 762 01:04:00,348 --> 01:04:03,374 I'm Sergeant Joker and this photographer is Rafterman. 763 01:04:03,885 --> 01:04:06,251 I'm Lt.Cleves. Hartford, Connecticut. 764 01:04:06,388 --> 01:04:08,185 Have you got a body count, sir? 765 01:04:08,256 --> 01:04:09,245 Twenty. 766 01:04:09,791 --> 01:04:11,418 How did it happen, sir? 767 01:04:12,227 --> 01:04:14,855 The N.V.A. came in with a list of gook names: 768 01:04:16,131 --> 01:04:19,862 Government officials, policemen, ARVN officers, teachers. 769 01:04:20,935 --> 01:04:25,235 They asked them, real polite, to report the next day for political re-education. 770 01:04:26,941 --> 01:04:29,034 Everybody who turned up got shot. 771 01:04:29,344 --> 01:04:30,971 Some they buried alive. 772 01:04:37,018 --> 01:04:39,384 What is that button on your body armor? 773 01:04:40,121 --> 01:04:41,315 A peace symbol, sir. 774 01:04:41,389 --> 01:04:44,017 - Where did you get it? - I don't remember, sir. 775 01:04:44,459 --> 01:04:46,393 What is written on your helmet? 776 01:04:46,461 --> 01:04:47,951 "Born to Kill," sir. 777 01:04:48,062 --> 01:04:51,190 You put "Born to Kill" on your helmet and wear a peace button. 778 01:04:51,266 --> 01:04:53,257 Is that some kind of sick joke? 779 01:04:54,469 --> 01:04:56,164 Well, what does it mean? 780 01:04:56,538 --> 01:04:59,439 - I don't know, sir. - You don't know very much. 781 01:04:59,541 --> 01:05:03,068 Get your head and your ass wired together or I will shit on you! 782 01:05:03,845 --> 01:05:06,905 Answer my question or you'll stand tall before the Man. 783 01:05:07,582 --> 01:05:10,574 I was referring to the duality of man, sir. 784 01:05:11,453 --> 01:05:13,944 The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. 785 01:05:15,523 --> 01:05:17,616 - Whose side are you on? - Our side, sir. 786 01:05:17,692 --> 01:05:19,626 - Don't you love your country? - Yes, sir. 787 01:05:19,694 --> 01:05:23,687 Then get with the program. Jump on the team and come in for the big win. 788 01:05:25,133 --> 01:05:29,194 I ask that my Marines obey my orders as they would the word of God. 789 01:05:29,904 --> 01:05:32,998 We are helping the Vietnamese, because inside every gook... 790 01:05:33,074 --> 01:05:35,269 ...is an American trying to get out. 791 01:05:35,944 --> 01:05:37,741 It's a hardball world, son. 792 01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:41,043 We must keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. 793 01:05:54,329 --> 01:05:56,797 We're looking for First Platoon, Hotel two-five. 794 01:05:56,865 --> 01:05:58,230 Around the back. 795 01:06:07,342 --> 01:06:09,367 - First Platoon? - Through there. 796 01:06:34,102 --> 01:06:35,467 Hey, Lone Ranger. 797 01:06:40,275 --> 01:06:41,333 Holy shit! 798 01:06:49,017 --> 01:06:53,147 I hoped I'd never see you again, you piece of shit! 799 01:06:54,489 --> 01:06:55,854 What's happening? 800 01:06:56,190 --> 01:07:00,126 Just waiting to get back to the land of the big PX. 801 01:07:00,228 --> 01:07:01,593 Why go back? 802 01:07:01,896 --> 01:07:03,420 Here or there, samey-same. 803 01:07:03,498 --> 01:07:05,363 - Been getting any? - Only your sister. 804 01:07:05,433 --> 01:07:08,869 Better my sister than my mom, though my mom's not bad. 805 01:07:10,238 --> 01:07:11,967 Hey, you hogs, listen up! 806 01:07:12,974 --> 01:07:16,034 This is my bro, Joker, from the island. And this is... 807 01:07:18,413 --> 01:07:21,280 They're from "Stars and Stripes." You'll be famous. 808 01:07:22,884 --> 01:07:26,615 We're the Lusthog squad. We're lifetakers and heartbreakers. 809 01:07:27,655 --> 01:07:30,351 We shoot holes in them and fill them with lead. 810 01:07:35,663 --> 01:07:37,392 Are you a photographer? 811 01:07:39,934 --> 01:07:41,765 I'm a combat correspondent. 812 01:07:43,404 --> 01:07:45,338 You seen much combat? 813 01:07:48,576 --> 01:07:50,771 I've seen a little on TV. 814 01:07:55,316 --> 01:07:57,147 You're a real comedian. 815 01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,220 Well, they call me the Joker. 816 01:08:03,358 --> 01:08:05,292 Well, I've got a joke for you. 817 01:08:06,027 --> 01:08:08,291 I'm going to tear you a new asshole. 818 01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:13,865 Well, pilgrim... 819 01:08:14,535 --> 01:08:18,904 ...only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit! 820 01:08:25,313 --> 01:08:26,712 You talk the talk. 821 01:08:28,349 --> 01:08:29,976 Do you walk the walk? 822 01:08:35,590 --> 01:08:37,387 You might not believe it... 823 01:08:37,492 --> 01:08:41,519 ...but under fire, Animal Mother is a truly fine human being. 824 01:08:42,697 --> 01:08:45,894 He just needs grenades thrown at him the rest of his life. 825 01:08:54,876 --> 01:08:58,312 Jungle bunny. Thank God for the sickle cell, huh? 826 01:08:59,313 --> 01:09:00,541 Yeah, Mother. 827 01:09:02,283 --> 01:09:03,648 Hey, photographer! 828 01:09:05,586 --> 01:09:07,417 Want to take a good picture? 829 01:09:10,725 --> 01:09:11,817 Take this. 830 01:09:21,102 --> 01:09:22,763 This...is my bro. 831 01:09:33,481 --> 01:09:34,880 This is his party. 832 01:09:35,783 --> 01:09:37,478 He's the guest of honor. 833 01:09:38,853 --> 01:09:40,684 Today is his birthday. 834 01:09:42,090 --> 01:09:43,955 Happy birthday, zipperhead! 835 01:09:45,927 --> 01:09:47,827 I will never forget this day. 836 01:09:48,629 --> 01:09:52,497 The day I came to Hue city and fought one million N.V.A. gooks. 837 01:09:54,268 --> 01:09:56,736 I really love the little Commie bastards. 838 01:09:58,106 --> 01:10:01,564 These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. 839 01:10:03,277 --> 01:10:05,404 These are great days we're living! 840 01:10:07,381 --> 01:10:10,441 We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. 841 01:10:12,220 --> 01:10:14,415 These people we wasted here today... 842 01:10:15,022 --> 01:10:17,547 ...are the finest people we will ever know. 843 01:10:19,861 --> 01:10:24,059 Once we rotate back to the world, we'll miss not having anyone worth shooting. 844 01:12:00,862 --> 01:12:03,490 Delta 6 Actual, this is Murphy. Over. 845 01:12:13,107 --> 01:12:15,803 We are receiving incoming fire from the ville. 846 01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:17,939 The lieutenant is down. 847 01:12:18,045 --> 01:12:20,673 We'll stop and check out what's in front of us. 848 01:12:26,387 --> 01:12:28,514 Okay, Lusthog squad, listen up! 849 01:12:29,624 --> 01:12:31,524 We'll move up these two roads. 850 01:12:31,592 --> 01:12:33,753 I want the third team up this road. 851 01:12:34,428 --> 01:12:37,363 First and second team behind me up this other road. 852 01:12:38,733 --> 01:12:40,667 Let's go! Let's get it done! 853 01:17:08,869 --> 01:17:11,736 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? 854 01:17:12,072 --> 01:17:15,064 Start the cameras. This is "Vietnam: The Movie"! 855 01:17:15,376 --> 01:17:17,503 If Joker is John Wayne, I'm a horse! 856 01:17:17,578 --> 01:17:20,342 - T.H.E. Rock can be a rock! - I'll be Ann-Margret! 857 01:17:20,447 --> 01:17:22,438 Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo! 858 01:17:22,516 --> 01:17:25,178 - I'll be General Custer! - Who'll be the Indian? 859 01:17:25,252 --> 01:17:27,777 We'll let the gooks play the Indians! 860 01:18:06,393 --> 01:18:07,985 You're going home now. 861 01:18:12,399 --> 01:18:13,491 Semper fi. 862 01:18:17,204 --> 01:18:18,899 We're mean Marines, sir. 863 01:18:23,177 --> 01:18:24,439 Go easy, bros. 864 01:18:29,416 --> 01:18:30,883 Better you than me. 865 01:18:35,222 --> 01:18:37,417 At least they died for a good cause. 866 01:18:38,692 --> 01:18:40,182 What cause was that? 867 01:18:42,496 --> 01:18:43,485 Freedom. 868 01:18:44,832 --> 01:18:46,959 Flush out your head gear, New Guy. 869 01:18:49,536 --> 01:18:51,800 You think we waste gooks for freedom? 870 01:18:53,340 --> 01:18:55,137 This is a slaughter. 871 01:18:56,844 --> 01:18:59,404 If I get my balls blown off for a word... 872 01:19:01,515 --> 01:19:03,346 ...my word is "poontang." 873 01:19:07,154 --> 01:19:08,917 Tough break for Hand Job. 874 01:19:10,791 --> 01:19:13,385 He was set to get shipped out on a medical. 875 01:19:15,763 --> 01:19:17,458 What was wrong with him? 876 01:19:19,933 --> 01:19:22,197 He was jerking off ten times a day. 877 01:19:24,571 --> 01:19:27,301 It's no shit. At least ten times a day. 878 01:19:29,843 --> 01:19:34,212 Last week he was sent to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker. 879 01:19:35,683 --> 01:19:38,743 The crazy fucker jerks off in the waiting room. 880 01:19:40,254 --> 01:19:41,915 Instant Section 8. 881 01:19:43,590 --> 01:19:46,320 He was waiting for his papers to clear division. 882 01:19:49,508 --> 01:19:50,532 Ready? 883 01:19:50,809 --> 01:19:51,867 Turnover. 884 01:19:53,913 --> 01:19:56,143 Hue city interviews. Roll 34. 885 01:20:00,286 --> 01:20:03,585 This is a major city, so we have to assault with... 886 01:20:04,490 --> 01:20:06,390 ...tanks in the streets. 887 01:20:06,759 --> 01:20:08,693 They send us in first squad... 888 01:20:08,761 --> 01:20:11,628 ...to make sure there are no little, uh... 889 01:20:13,599 --> 01:20:16,659 ...Vietnamese waiting with B-40 rockets to blow the tanks away. 890 01:20:16,735 --> 01:20:21,365 So we roll the tanks in and basically, blow the place to hell. 891 01:20:22,775 --> 01:20:25,243 When we're in Hue, in Hue city... 892 01:20:26,478 --> 01:20:28,378 ...it's like a war, you know. 893 01:20:30,616 --> 01:20:34,279 Like what I thought about, what I thought a war was supposed to be. 894 01:20:37,523 --> 01:20:39,423 There's the enemy, kill them. 895 01:20:40,259 --> 01:20:42,955 There's no question about it. We're the best. 896 01:20:43,529 --> 01:20:47,898 It's bullshit about Air Cav. When the shit hits the fan, who do they call? 897 01:20:48,133 --> 01:20:50,829 They call Mother Green and her killing machine! 898 01:20:51,837 --> 01:20:54,135 Do I think America belongs in Vietnam? 899 01:20:55,341 --> 01:20:58,401 I don't know. I belong in Vietnam, I'll tell you that. 900 01:20:59,578 --> 01:21:01,045 Can I quote L.B.J.? 901 01:21:03,215 --> 01:21:04,944 "I will not send... 902 01:21:05,351 --> 01:21:09,287 "...American boys 10,000 miles around the world... 903 01:21:09,388 --> 01:21:12,619 "...to do a job Asian boys should be doing for themselves." 904 01:21:15,427 --> 01:21:17,019 Personally, I think... 905 01:21:17,730 --> 01:21:20,358 ...they don't want to be involved in this war. 906 01:21:21,133 --> 01:21:22,760 I think they sort of... 907 01:21:24,236 --> 01:21:28,570 ...took away our freedom and gave it to the gooks. They don't want it. 908 01:21:29,608 --> 01:21:31,701 They'd rather be alive than free. 909 01:21:31,877 --> 01:21:33,435 Poor dumb bastards. 910 01:21:35,047 --> 01:21:37,982 The ones I'm fighting at are some pretty... 911 01:21:38,784 --> 01:21:41,252 ...pretty bad boys. I'm not real, uh... 912 01:21:42,888 --> 01:21:44,515 I'm not real keen on... 913 01:21:45,157 --> 01:21:48,320 ...these fellows that are supposedly on our side. 914 01:21:49,495 --> 01:21:51,895 I keep meeting them coming the other way. 915 01:21:56,035 --> 01:21:59,596 We get killed for these people and they don't even appreciate it. 916 01:22:01,273 --> 01:22:03,070 They think it's a big joke. 917 01:22:03,809 --> 01:22:05,174 If you ask me... 918 01:22:06,245 --> 01:22:08,372 ...we're shooting the wrong gooks. 919 01:22:08,747 --> 01:22:11,682 It depends. I'm here to take combat photos. 920 01:22:12,518 --> 01:22:15,487 But if the shit gets too thick, I'll go to the rifle. 921 01:22:17,056 --> 01:22:19,957 What do I think of America's involvement in the war? 922 01:22:20,025 --> 01:22:21,617 I think we should win. 923 01:22:22,428 --> 01:22:23,725 I hate Vietnam. 924 01:22:24,530 --> 01:22:28,057 There's not one horse in the whole country. 925 01:22:29,068 --> 01:22:31,536 There's something wrong with that. 926 01:22:33,205 --> 01:22:35,230 If they'd send us more guys maybe... 927 01:22:35,307 --> 01:22:38,538 ...and bomb the hell out of the North, they might give up. 928 01:22:39,978 --> 01:22:42,378 I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... 929 01:22:42,915 --> 01:22:44,906 ...the jewel of Southeast Asia. 930 01:22:45,551 --> 01:22:46,779 I wanted to meet... 931 01:22:46,852 --> 01:22:50,219 ...interesting people of an ancient culture and kill them. 932 01:22:52,391 --> 01:22:56,293 I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. 933 01:23:21,420 --> 01:23:23,684 'Morning, little schoolgirl. 934 01:23:24,289 --> 01:23:26,348 I'm a little schoolboy, too. 935 01:23:28,994 --> 01:23:32,122 - What you got there? - Do you want No.1 fuckee? 936 01:23:33,565 --> 01:23:36,159 Any of you boys want No.1 fuckee? 937 01:23:36,535 --> 01:23:38,833 I'm so horny I can't even get a piece of hand! 938 01:23:38,904 --> 01:23:39,928 Me want suckee. 939 01:23:40,005 --> 01:23:44,840 Suckee, fuckee, she give you everything you want. Long time. 940 01:23:45,177 --> 01:23:47,737 Everything you want! All right! 941 01:23:47,980 --> 01:23:49,174 How much, chief? 942 01:23:49,248 --> 01:23:50,510 $15 each. 943 01:23:53,852 --> 01:23:55,820 $15 beaucoup money. 944 01:23:56,722 --> 01:23:57,746 $5 each. 945 01:23:58,257 --> 01:24:00,054 Come on, she love you good. 946 01:24:00,159 --> 01:24:02,389 Boom-boom long time. $10. 947 01:24:02,628 --> 01:24:03,526 $5. 948 01:24:03,695 --> 01:24:04,923 No, $10. 949 01:24:05,364 --> 01:24:07,298 Trade you some ARVN rifles. 950 01:24:07,599 --> 01:24:09,965 Never been fired and only dropped once. 951 01:24:11,470 --> 01:24:13,097 Okay, $5. You give me. 952 01:24:17,109 --> 01:24:18,667 Let's get mounted. 953 01:24:23,749 --> 01:24:25,376 Something wrong, chief? 954 01:24:25,517 --> 01:24:27,542 She says no boom-boom with you. 955 01:24:27,719 --> 01:24:29,209 What the motherfuck? 956 01:24:29,454 --> 01:24:31,615 She says soul brother too beaucoup. 957 01:24:33,725 --> 01:24:37,388 He's saying you black boys pack too much meat! 958 01:24:44,536 --> 01:24:47,903 She looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 959 01:24:48,473 --> 01:24:50,668 She say too beaucoup. Too beaucoup. 960 01:24:51,543 --> 01:24:52,908 Excuse me, ma'am. 961 01:24:54,046 --> 01:24:57,641 What we have here is a magnificent... 962 01:24:57,749 --> 01:25:00,445 ...specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. 963 01:25:01,053 --> 01:25:03,180 But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup. 964 01:25:04,489 --> 01:25:05,820 Okay. Okay. 965 01:25:12,764 --> 01:25:15,164 - We need a batting order. - I'm going first. 966 01:25:15,234 --> 01:25:18,533 Back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat. 967 01:25:18,804 --> 01:25:22,137 All fucking niggers must fucking hang. 968 01:25:25,544 --> 01:25:28,843 Hey, I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay. 969 01:25:29,815 --> 01:25:32,306 - I don't want it after you, man! - Fuck you! 970 01:26:05,350 --> 01:26:07,682 Intelligence passed the word down... 971 01:26:07,853 --> 01:26:11,414 ...that during the night the N.V.A. pulled out of our area... 972 01:26:11,523 --> 01:26:13,991 ...to positions across the Perfume River. 973 01:26:14,693 --> 01:26:18,459 Our squad is sent on patrol to check out the report. 974 01:26:50,595 --> 01:26:53,325 Face outboard and take cover! Do it! 975 01:27:16,922 --> 01:27:18,651 He ain't going to make it. 976 01:27:29,935 --> 01:27:32,165 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 977 01:27:34,639 --> 01:27:37,005 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 978 01:27:40,679 --> 01:27:42,306 Murph, this is Cowboy. 979 01:27:42,881 --> 01:27:45,179 Crazy's hit. Booby trap. 980 01:27:47,386 --> 01:27:48,375 Wait one. 981 01:27:51,423 --> 01:27:56,292 You're senior NCO. Take charge and continue with the patrol. 982 01:27:56,561 --> 01:27:58,859 Call in at the next checkpoint. Over. 983 01:27:59,297 --> 01:28:00,889 Roger. Understand. 984 01:28:08,407 --> 01:28:09,897 I'm squad leader. 985 01:28:13,278 --> 01:28:15,405 I'll follow you anywhere, scumbag. 986 01:28:19,050 --> 01:28:20,142 He's dead. 987 01:29:10,001 --> 01:29:11,093 What's up? 988 01:29:11,636 --> 01:29:14,127 We made a mistake at the last checkpoint. 989 01:29:15,073 --> 01:29:16,734 See what you think. 990 01:29:19,644 --> 01:29:21,612 I think we're here... 991 01:29:23,215 --> 01:29:25,206 ...and we should be here. 992 01:29:27,719 --> 01:29:28,845 We're here? 993 01:29:30,088 --> 01:29:31,487 We should be here? 994 01:29:46,438 --> 01:29:47,837 What do you think? 995 01:29:49,741 --> 01:29:51,902 I think we should change direction. 996 01:30:08,693 --> 01:30:10,320 We'll change direction. 997 01:30:21,306 --> 01:30:22,364 What's up? 998 01:30:23,141 --> 01:30:24,631 Change in direction. 999 01:30:25,810 --> 01:30:27,004 Are we lost? 1000 01:30:27,145 --> 01:30:29,113 Joker, shut the fuck up! 1001 01:30:30,549 --> 01:30:32,016 Okay, listen up! 1002 01:30:32,851 --> 01:30:34,216 Can you hear me? 1003 01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:36,849 We're changing direction. 1004 01:30:37,122 --> 01:30:38,953 We're heading over that way. 1005 01:30:39,057 --> 01:30:41,491 Eightball's going to find a way through. 1006 01:30:42,727 --> 01:30:43,751 Got it? 1007 01:30:45,797 --> 01:30:47,788 Eightball, let's dance. 1008 01:30:49,401 --> 01:30:51,426 Put a nigger behind the trigger. 1009 01:32:10,048 --> 01:32:11,345 Cease fire! 1010 01:32:11,616 --> 01:32:13,277 Cease fire, goddamn it! 1011 01:32:13,618 --> 01:32:15,950 Cool it, goddamn it! Cease fire! 1012 01:32:19,424 --> 01:32:23,258 Listen up! Did anybody see a sniper? Did anybody see anything? 1013 01:32:25,497 --> 01:32:26,657 Negative! 1014 01:32:26,731 --> 01:32:29,564 Save your ammo! Nobody fire till I tell you! 1015 01:32:32,937 --> 01:32:35,167 No! Cease fire! Cease fire! 1016 01:32:35,573 --> 01:32:37,131 Animal, cease fire! 1017 01:32:37,409 --> 01:32:39,070 It's Sergeant Murphy. 1018 01:32:39,778 --> 01:32:41,268 Cowboy. Over. 1019 01:32:41,379 --> 01:32:44,542 Murphy. What is your present position? Over. 1020 01:32:45,050 --> 01:32:47,109 Receiving enemy sniper fire. 1021 01:32:47,552 --> 01:32:48,849 Eightball is down. 1022 01:32:48,920 --> 01:32:51,753 We're half a klick north of checkpoint No.4. 1023 01:32:52,057 --> 01:32:55,549 Possible strong enemy forces in front of us. 1024 01:32:55,894 --> 01:32:58,385 Request immediate tank support. Over. 1025 01:32:59,764 --> 01:33:01,391 Roger. Understand. 1026 01:33:01,466 --> 01:33:03,730 I'll see what I can do. Over. 1027 01:33:06,604 --> 01:33:07,730 Stay close. 1028 01:33:09,607 --> 01:33:13,373 Listen up! I think we're being set up for an ambush. 1029 01:33:13,812 --> 01:33:17,145 There may be strong enemy forces in those buildings. 1030 01:33:17,549 --> 01:33:19,540 I've requested tank support. 1031 01:33:19,617 --> 01:33:21,050 We'll sit tight... 1032 01:33:21,419 --> 01:33:24,286 ...but keep our eyes open. If they hit us... 1033 01:33:24,456 --> 01:33:26,447 ...we'll have to pull back fast. 1034 01:33:27,959 --> 01:33:30,689 Goddamn it! Cease your fire, Mother! 1035 01:33:30,962 --> 01:33:32,623 Cease your fucking fire! 1036 01:33:33,631 --> 01:33:35,030 We can't leave him! 1037 01:33:35,100 --> 01:33:37,762 We'll get him when the tank comes up. 1038 01:33:37,902 --> 01:33:40,302 He's hit three times! He can't wait! 1039 01:33:40,739 --> 01:33:45,335 That sniper's just trying to suck us in one at a time. 1040 01:33:48,313 --> 01:33:50,338 Goddamn it! No! 1041 01:33:51,483 --> 01:33:53,110 Goddamn it, cease fire! 1042 01:33:54,552 --> 01:33:56,611 Fuck this shit! I'm going in to bring him out! 1043 01:33:56,688 --> 01:33:59,179 Sit the fuck down, goddamn it! 1044 01:34:16,040 --> 01:34:18,508 Okay, cease fire! He's there! 1045 01:34:34,359 --> 01:34:35,826 Hold your fire! 1046 01:34:36,027 --> 01:34:37,358 Hold your fire! 1047 01:34:38,263 --> 01:34:40,595 You can't see the sniper! 1048 01:34:40,999 --> 01:34:44,457 Save the ammo! Nobody fire till I tell you! Nobody! 1049 01:34:50,775 --> 01:34:52,106 Hold your fire! 1050 01:34:53,278 --> 01:34:55,075 What the fuck do we do now? 1051 01:34:57,015 --> 01:34:58,812 Give me that fucking radio. 1052 01:35:03,221 --> 01:35:05,155 Murph? This is Cowboy. Over. 1053 01:35:07,725 --> 01:35:12,025 We're in deep shit. Two men down. What's the story on the tank? Over. 1054 01:35:14,132 --> 01:35:15,292 Sorry, Cowboy. 1055 01:35:15,366 --> 01:35:17,300 No luck so far with the tank. 1056 01:35:17,535 --> 01:35:19,264 Will advise. Over. 1057 01:35:23,441 --> 01:35:25,102 Numb-nut bastards. 1058 01:35:25,877 --> 01:35:27,242 Okay, listen up! 1059 01:35:29,881 --> 01:35:31,576 Can't wait for the tank. 1060 01:35:32,150 --> 01:35:34,084 They're going to hit us any minute. 1061 01:35:34,152 --> 01:35:36,245 When they do, we won't have time. 1062 01:35:36,554 --> 01:35:39,079 We have to pull out now. Get ready. 1063 01:35:40,625 --> 01:35:41,990 Wait! Hold it! 1064 01:35:42,460 --> 01:35:44,018 Nobody's pulling out! 1065 01:35:44,295 --> 01:35:46,286 There's only one fucking sniper! 1066 01:35:46,364 --> 01:35:47,388 Back off! 1067 01:35:47,832 --> 01:35:50,630 I'm calling the plays and I say we pull out! 1068 01:35:50,835 --> 01:35:52,735 What about Doc Jay and Eightball? 1069 01:35:52,804 --> 01:35:56,535 It's shitty, but we can't refuse to accept the situation. 1070 01:35:56,708 --> 01:35:59,199 We're not leaving them out there! 1071 01:35:59,310 --> 01:36:00,971 They're wasted! 1072 01:36:01,379 --> 01:36:02,710 You know that! 1073 01:36:03,114 --> 01:36:05,275 Come on, we gotta bring them back. 1074 01:36:05,483 --> 01:36:06,745 Let's do it! 1075 01:36:06,985 --> 01:36:09,112 Stand down! That's a direct order. 1076 01:36:13,424 --> 01:36:16,325 Fuck you, Cowboy! Fuck all you assholes! 1077 01:36:19,664 --> 01:36:20,756 Goddamn it! 1078 01:36:20,832 --> 01:36:22,493 Fucking son of a bitch! 1079 01:36:22,901 --> 01:36:24,493 You motherfucker! 1080 01:36:45,823 --> 01:36:47,290 Where's the sniper? 1081 01:36:50,762 --> 01:36:53,128 Doc, where's the sniper? 1082 01:37:02,573 --> 01:37:03,505 Shit! 1083 01:37:05,910 --> 01:37:07,639 Shit! Fuck! 1084 01:38:01,165 --> 01:38:03,599 Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted! 1085 01:38:05,303 --> 01:38:07,567 There's only one sniper! 1086 01:38:09,173 --> 01:38:12,006 Move up the squad! You're clear up to here! 1087 01:38:17,882 --> 01:38:19,372 Son of a bitch. 1088 01:38:27,558 --> 01:38:31,392 No-Doze, Stutten, Donlon, Rock, come with me. We'll take a look. 1089 01:38:32,163 --> 01:38:34,427 You stay put and cover our ass! 1090 01:38:34,799 --> 01:38:36,824 We may come back in a big hurry! 1091 01:38:38,603 --> 01:38:40,833 - I'm going with you. - I'm coming, too. 1092 01:38:42,940 --> 01:38:43,929 All set? 1093 01:38:44,675 --> 01:38:45,664 Let's move! 1094 01:39:26,984 --> 01:39:29,282 Top of the building, round the corner. 1095 01:39:49,173 --> 01:39:50,936 Give me that radio. 1096 01:39:54,512 --> 01:39:56,104 This is Cowboy. Over. 1097 01:40:07,325 --> 01:40:10,522 Holy shit! The sniper has a clean shot through the hole! 1098 01:40:24,942 --> 01:40:26,273 That son of a bitch! 1099 01:40:26,344 --> 01:40:27,811 You'll be all right. 1100 01:40:27,879 --> 01:40:30,211 Don't shit me, Joker! 1101 01:40:31,716 --> 01:40:34,014 I'm not. You're my favorite turd. 1102 01:40:41,826 --> 01:40:43,453 Hang on, man! Hang on! 1103 01:40:47,698 --> 01:40:48,995 I can hack it. 1104 01:40:56,807 --> 01:40:58,297 I can hack it. 1105 01:41:56,334 --> 01:41:58,063 Let's go get some payback. 1106 01:42:04,842 --> 01:42:05,809 Okay. 1107 01:42:21,692 --> 01:42:23,387 Watch that fucking hole. 1108 01:42:25,029 --> 01:42:26,553 Give them some smoke. 1109 01:42:42,880 --> 01:42:44,040 Ready? 1110 01:43:25,589 --> 01:43:28,285 Donlon, Rock, that way. You two, with me. 1111 01:43:34,432 --> 01:43:36,423 Joker, in there! New Guy! 1112 01:45:41,192 --> 01:45:43,592 We got the sniper! 1113 01:46:21,665 --> 01:46:22,757 What's up? 1114 01:46:24,735 --> 01:46:26,259 We got the sniper. 1115 01:46:39,450 --> 01:46:40,940 I saved Joker's ass. 1116 01:46:41,519 --> 01:46:42,884 I got the sniper. 1117 01:46:43,654 --> 01:46:45,781 I fucking blew her away! 1118 01:46:47,124 --> 01:46:48,819 Am I bad? 1119 01:46:49,627 --> 01:46:52,562 Am I a life-taker? Am I a heartbreaker? 1120 01:47:11,248 --> 01:47:12,647 What's she saying? 1121 01:47:16,954 --> 01:47:18,216 She's praying. 1122 01:47:22,793 --> 01:47:24,988 No more boom-boom for this baby-san. 1123 01:47:28,999 --> 01:47:31,126 There's nothing we can do for her. 1124 01:47:33,170 --> 01:47:34,535 She's dead meat. 1125 01:47:42,179 --> 01:47:44,170 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1126 01:47:48,919 --> 01:47:50,216 What about her? 1127 01:47:54,592 --> 01:47:55,650 Fuck her. 1128 01:47:57,528 --> 01:47:58,688 Let her rot. 1129 01:48:15,679 --> 01:48:17,579 We can't just leave her here. 1130 01:48:21,085 --> 01:48:22,382 Hey, asshole... 1131 01:48:23,487 --> 01:48:24,954 ...Cowboy's wasted. 1132 01:48:26,256 --> 01:48:28,087 You're fresh out of friends. 1133 01:48:29,927 --> 01:48:31,724 I'm running this squad now. 1134 01:48:31,895 --> 01:48:34,955 And I say we leave the gook for the mother-loving rats. 1135 01:48:39,903 --> 01:48:41,996 I'm not trying to run this squad. 1136 01:48:45,075 --> 01:48:47,703 I'm just saying we can't leave her like this. 1137 01:48:58,322 --> 01:49:00,620 Shoot... me. 1138 01:49:03,227 --> 01:49:04,421 Shoot... 1139 01:49:05,562 --> 01:49:06,586 ...me. 1140 01:49:19,076 --> 01:49:21,408 If you want to waste her, go on... 1141 01:49:24,448 --> 01:49:25,642 ...waste her. 1142 01:49:50,240 --> 01:49:51,400 Shoot. 1143 01:50:43,127 --> 01:50:47,063 We'll have to put you up for the Congressional Medal of... Ugly! 1144 01:50:51,502 --> 01:50:52,992 Hardcore, man. 1145 01:50:55,839 --> 01:50:57,466 Fucking hardcore. 1146 01:51:15,359 --> 01:51:19,455 We have nailed our names in the pages of history enough for today. 1147 01:51:20,998 --> 01:51:24,991 We hump down to the Perfume River to set in for the night. 1148 01:51:34,745 --> 01:51:38,306 "We play fair and we work hard And we're in harmony 1149 01:51:39,183 --> 01:51:42,880 "M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E 1150 01:51:47,925 --> 01:51:50,723 "Forever let us hold our banner high 1151 01:51:52,529 --> 01:51:54,429 "Boys and girls from far and near 1152 01:51:54,498 --> 01:51:56,363 "You're welcome as can be 1153 01:51:56,934 --> 01:52:00,768 "M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E 1154 01:52:01,505 --> 01:52:03,632 "Who's the leader of the club..." 1155 01:52:04,141 --> 01:52:08,043 My thoughts drift back to erect-nipple wet dreams... 1156 01:52:08,645 --> 01:52:13,605 ...about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the great homecoming fuck fantasy. 1157 01:52:15,319 --> 01:52:17,651 I am so happy that I am alive... 1158 01:52:18,222 --> 01:52:20,486 ...in one piece, and short. 1159 01:52:22,392 --> 01:52:25,054 I'm in a world of shit, yes. 1160 01:52:25,896 --> 01:52:27,386 But I am alive. 1161 01:52:28,098 --> 01:52:29,759 And I am not afraid.