1 00:00:59,473 --> 00:01:01,270 One, two, three.... 2 00:01:01,341 --> 00:01:02,740 Hold up. 3 00:01:04,544 --> 00:01:06,535 Here´s the story about a man 4 00:01:07,647 --> 00:01:09,046 A simple man 5 00:01:09,916 --> 00:01:13,682 A man with a dream To do the world some good 6 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:16,352 Here´s a story for rich and poor 7 00:01:17,023 --> 00:01:18,547 For young and for old 8 00:01:19,025 --> 00:01:23,052 About a man from the ´hood Trying to do the world some good 9 00:01:23,463 --> 00:01:25,590 Here´s the story about a man 10 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:27,933 An everyday man 11 00:01:28,902 --> 00:01:31,370 A man with a dream 12 00:01:31,438 --> 00:01:33,599 To be the head of state 13 00:01:39,312 --> 00:01:41,974 Alderman Gilliam´s office. What are you upset about? 14 00:01:42,048 --> 00:01:44,312 lt´s not a black-owned business? 15 00:01:44,384 --> 00:01:47,876 -But it´s a Chinese food restaurant. -So, what´s with the fried rice? 16 00:01:47,954 --> 00:01:51,082 l know it´s fried rice, but it´s not ´´fried´´ rice. 17 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,149 Alderman Gilliam´s office. 18 00:01:53,226 --> 00:01:55,524 Kim. How is it going, honey? 19 00:01:55,595 --> 00:01:57,222 -Got tickets to the symphony. -Really? 20 00:01:57,297 --> 00:02:01,028 -Hold on a second, l got another call. -You better not put me on hold. 21 00:02:01,101 --> 00:02:03,661 Vote for Gaines and James. 22 00:02:03,737 --> 00:02:07,571 -The Million Babies Mamas March? -It´s a very good cause. 23 00:02:07,641 --> 00:02:10,109 Call Reverend Barton for that one. No... 24 00:02:10,177 --> 00:02:13,704 you can´t use food stamps to buy tires. 25 00:02:14,915 --> 00:02:17,349 l´m sorry, Mr. Hawkins. What can l do for you? 26 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:18,884 Your girlfriend is on hold. 27 00:02:18,952 --> 00:02:21,216 -Hold on a second. -How could you put me on hold? 28 00:02:21,288 --> 00:02:24,086 -What was it, Mr. Hawkins? -The bus. 29 00:02:24,157 --> 00:02:26,853 l read that they´re going to shut down our bus line. 30 00:02:26,927 --> 00:02:29,259 lf they do that, l can´t get to work! 31 00:02:29,329 --> 00:02:32,127 Unless they give me a job in that new mall they´re building. 32 00:02:32,199 --> 00:02:34,929 Don´t worry. l´ve been talking to the people downtown... 33 00:02:35,001 --> 00:02:36,525 and l promise you this: 34 00:02:36,603 --> 00:02:40,266 lf they shut down this bus line, l will drive you to work myself. 35 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,232 You got my word. 36 00:02:43,677 --> 00:02:45,941 Alderman Gilliam, quick! Miss Pearl is back! 37 00:02:46,012 --> 00:02:47,411 Okay. l got to go. 38 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:58,580 Hi, that´s me, Mays Gilliam, alderman of the 9th Ward of Washington, D.C. 39 00:02:58,892 --> 00:03:01,224 Not the part of D.C. you´re familiar with. 40 00:03:01,294 --> 00:03:05,492 I work in a neighborhood so bad, you can get shot while you´re getting shot. 41 00:03:05,765 --> 00:03:10,099 Around here when people have a problem, they don´t call the mayor, they call me. 42 00:03:16,109 --> 00:03:17,269 Miss Pearl! 43 00:03:18,945 --> 00:03:20,537 What´s going on? 44 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:26,075 Dionne is in the house. l know she is. 45 00:03:26,152 --> 00:03:30,088 l don´t know what she´s talking about. We checked the house, nobody is in there. 46 00:03:30,156 --> 00:03:32,249 Hey, man, Dionne is her cat. 47 00:03:32,325 --> 00:03:34,987 Whatever. Cats got nine lives. She´ll be fine. 48 00:03:35,061 --> 00:03:37,894 Can we let one guy go in and help this lady get her cat? 49 00:03:37,964 --> 00:03:41,297 Can´t do it. Once they laid the explosives, there´s nothing l can do. 50 00:03:41,368 --> 00:03:42,426 She just showed up. 51 00:03:42,502 --> 00:03:45,630 You took the lady´s house. Can you at least let her get her cat? 52 00:03:45,705 --> 00:03:47,764 We didn´t take it, we gave her $40,000. 53 00:03:47,841 --> 00:03:51,641 What kind of house is she supposed to get with $40,000? A crack house? 54 00:03:51,711 --> 00:03:53,941 l think she´d be happy to get out of this rattrap. 55 00:03:54,014 --> 00:03:56,539 Who are you to call this place a rattrap? 56 00:03:56,616 --> 00:04:00,882 This is my neighborhood, where l´m from. l got my first bike stolen right there. 57 00:04:00,954 --> 00:04:03,115 My daddy got his bike stolen right there. 58 00:04:03,189 --> 00:04:07,285 When l have a son, l hope he´s fortunate enough to get stuck up right there. 59 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:10,056 -Can´t you let somebody go check? -We already looked. 60 00:04:10,130 --> 00:04:12,360 There´s nothing in there. We got work to do. 61 00:04:12,432 --> 00:04:14,161 Leave the people alone, damn it! 62 00:04:14,234 --> 00:04:15,997 -Let´s get this thing going. -Come on. 63 00:04:16,069 --> 00:04:18,867 -Stop being in such a hurry. -We´ve been here all morning. 64 00:04:18,939 --> 00:04:20,839 Let the lady go inside. 65 00:04:21,408 --> 00:04:23,808 Come on, baby! Sugar baby. 66 00:04:24,611 --> 00:04:27,409 Could you at least turn it off? Let the lady get her cat. 67 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,881 Dionne, baby? l got something for you! 68 00:04:32,986 --> 00:04:34,283 Miss Pearl, no! 69 00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:40,087 All right, turn it off. Wait till this woman gets her cat. 70 00:04:40,193 --> 00:04:41,683 Shit, it´s not working! 71 00:04:41,761 --> 00:04:42,921 Turn it off! 72 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:45,796 She better get out, it´s going to blow! 73 00:04:46,099 --> 00:04:48,533 Miss Pearll Come outl 74 00:04:49,736 --> 00:04:50,725 No, Mays! 75 00:04:52,405 --> 00:04:54,134 You´ve only got a minute! 76 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:59,103 -Fix it! Get to work. -l´m trying. 77 00:04:59,512 --> 00:05:01,002 Get a union man on this. 78 00:05:01,548 --> 00:05:03,140 Get your ass out! 79 00:05:06,119 --> 00:05:10,180 Miss Pearl, we got to get out of here. They´re going to blow this place up. 80 00:05:10,824 --> 00:05:14,260 They wouldn´t do that, baby! They know we´re in here. 81 00:05:14,794 --> 00:05:18,525 l love you, l´ve known you a long time. You´ve seen a lot in your life. 82 00:05:18,598 --> 00:05:21,590 You´ve seen churches burnt to the ground, dogs sicced on kids... 83 00:05:21,668 --> 00:05:23,898 you´ve seen Malcolm X and JFK killed. 84 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:26,029 They shut up Muhammad Ali and Richard Pryor. 85 00:05:26,106 --> 00:05:28,802 They gave Magic Johnson AlDS, turned Michael Jackson white. 86 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:32,174 Do you really think these people give a damn about you? 87 00:00:09,131 --> 00:00:12,157 We interrupt the Jay-Z song to bring you this special bulletin. 88 00:00:12,234 --> 00:00:14,327 Presidential candidate Senator Gaines... 89 00:00:14,403 --> 00:00:16,337 and his running mate, General Olson James... 90 00:00:16,405 --> 00:00:19,397 were both killed when their planes crashed into each other. 91 00:00:19,475 --> 00:00:22,603 We now return you to the Jay-Z song already in progress. 92 00:00:41,497 --> 00:00:42,486 What´s up? 93 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:45,897 Trying to be like you, hero! What´s up, man? Saving kittens? 94 00:00:45,968 --> 00:00:47,401 Don´t steal my car now. 95 00:00:47,469 --> 00:00:51,530 l don´t want that garbage. What will l do, feed your car to my car? 96 00:00:52,541 --> 00:00:56,204 Let me get ten Nine Lives, four Lucky Ducks, two Straight Pokers... 97 00:00:56,312 --> 00:00:58,439 three Crabpots and five Powerballs. 98 00:00:59,214 --> 00:01:01,114 Thank you, here you go. 99 00:01:06,188 --> 00:01:08,315 You all need to stop. 100 00:01:13,862 --> 00:01:15,693 Why are all these people clapping? 101 00:01:15,764 --> 00:01:18,358 -You didn´t see me on the news? -No, l didn´t. 102 00:01:18,534 --> 00:01:20,502 l got meat! 103 00:01:20,636 --> 00:01:24,265 More beef than East Coast, West Coast rap. Check it out! 104 00:01:25,274 --> 00:01:27,538 Superman! Saving lives and stuff. 105 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:29,839 Why don´t you cop one of these pork chops? 106 00:01:29,912 --> 00:01:33,143 Know what you need to do? You need to leave. l won´t tell you again. 107 00:01:33,215 --> 00:01:36,548 Nobody wants your meat. Who the hell wants to buy stolen meat? 108 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:39,018 -l´ll take a T-bone. -You like gizzards, too? 109 00:01:41,924 --> 00:01:44,654 Did you hear about that guy running for President? 110 00:01:44,727 --> 00:01:46,354 Who will replace him? 111 00:01:46,428 --> 00:01:49,329 Maybe they should get Shaq. Nobody can beat him. 112 00:01:49,398 --> 00:01:51,798 Are you getting gas? You´re holding my line up. 113 00:01:51,867 --> 00:01:53,232 Yeah, l´m sorry. 114 00:01:53,969 --> 00:01:55,163 $10 on three. 115 00:02:05,814 --> 00:02:08,282 You´ve got a lot of nerve hanging up on me. 116 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:09,476 Hanging up? 117 00:02:09,618 --> 00:02:12,883 -What´s going on? -l´m leaving you! That´s what´s going on. 118 00:02:12,955 --> 00:02:16,789 The only reason l accepted this engagement ring from you in the first place... 119 00:02:16,859 --> 00:02:19,726 is because l thought you had potential! 120 00:02:19,795 --> 00:02:22,059 l thought you wanted more! 121 00:02:22,364 --> 00:02:25,765 Why can´t you just play the game? Wear a suit! 122 00:02:26,068 --> 00:02:27,933 Be a real politician! 123 00:02:28,003 --> 00:02:31,302 What´s my clothes have to do with.... Are you seeing somebody else? 124 00:02:31,373 --> 00:02:33,398 l´m seeing everybody else! 125 00:02:34,276 --> 00:02:37,109 l´ve met mosquitoes with more force than you. 126 00:02:37,179 --> 00:02:41,138 l´m tired of your little games, tired of being your little secretary. 127 00:02:41,216 --> 00:02:43,309 Here´s the light bill. l didn´t pay it. 128 00:02:43,385 --> 00:02:45,819 Here´s the cable bill. l didn´t pay that, either. 129 00:02:45,888 --> 00:02:48,516 And here´s the bill for your car note. 130 00:02:48,824 --> 00:02:50,587 l hope they take it! 131 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,590 Wait a minute, that´s my car! 132 00:02:53,896 --> 00:02:55,363 Wait, come back! 133 00:02:56,665 --> 00:02:59,293 l hate that piece of shit! 134 00:03:00,335 --> 00:03:04,294 l´m tired of spending my time waiting for you to quit acting like a child... 135 00:03:04,373 --> 00:03:07,672 and act like a grown man for a change, Mays! 136 00:03:07,943 --> 00:03:09,911 l need to get on with my life! 137 00:03:09,978 --> 00:03:12,310 l want a house, l want children! 138 00:03:12,381 --> 00:03:15,509 l want to go on vacation! You´re horrible in bed! 139 00:03:16,118 --> 00:03:19,019 l am tired of being engaged. l am tired of being-- 140 00:03:23,258 --> 00:03:25,783 l wish you would. 141 00:00:03,521 --> 00:00:05,989 For the last time, l´m not running for President. 142 00:00:06,057 --> 00:00:10,118 l´m not crazy! Gaines was 20 points behind. lt´s ten weeks to Election Day. 143 00:00:10,194 --> 00:00:11,354 Damn it! 144 00:00:11,562 --> 00:00:15,191 They should have known better than to talk on a cell phone in a plane. 145 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:17,530 -What about Sanderson? -That´s a joke. 146 00:00:17,602 --> 00:00:19,866 Lewis has been Vice-President for eight years. 147 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:22,565 He´s a war hero and Sharon Stone´s cousin. He can´t lose. 148 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,335 -What about Mosley? -Girls. 149 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:25,568 -Connelly? -Boys. 150 00:00:25,643 --> 00:00:27,474 -McMasters? -Big boys. 151 00:00:27,545 --> 00:00:29,911 So we concede the election to Lewis? 152 00:00:29,981 --> 00:00:34,042 Nobody is talking about conceding, Debra, but let´s get real here. 153 00:00:34,218 --> 00:00:35,810 We´ll lose this one. 154 00:00:36,487 --> 00:00:40,048 The thing to do is to set the party up for the next election. 155 00:00:40,224 --> 00:00:43,318 We need a candidate that will put on a good show. 156 00:00:43,394 --> 00:00:46,795 This isn´t a circus, it´s a presidential election. 157 00:00:47,365 --> 00:00:49,356 You can´t just pick some guy... 158 00:00:50,034 --> 00:00:52,264 to run for President. 159 00:00:52,336 --> 00:00:55,601 lt´s unprecedented, but if l put in a call to the party chairman... 160 00:00:55,673 --> 00:00:57,868 we find a candidate, he´ll back him. 161 00:00:58,409 --> 00:01:00,741 Who will run a race they know they can´t win? 162 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:02,278 Who says he has to know? 163 00:01:11,055 --> 00:01:12,215 What the.... 164 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:24,930 What now? 165 00:01:28,739 --> 00:01:30,331 No, not my bike! 166 00:01:36,247 --> 00:01:39,216 When I went in there I wasn´t thinking about being a hero. 167 00:01:39,283 --> 00:01:41,547 I was just trying to help Miss Pearl. 168 00:01:41,619 --> 00:01:42,950 Miss Pearl. 169 00:01:43,588 --> 00:01:45,317 l think we found our man. 170 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:47,687 Look at this! This is great! 171 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:49,950 This is America, see? 172 00:01:50,394 --> 00:01:53,557 Little guy against the big guy, corporations against the people. 173 00:01:53,631 --> 00:01:55,531 Young versus old. What´s better than this? 174 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,397 Give me a break! 175 00:01:57,602 --> 00:02:00,127 l am going to run an alderman for President? 176 00:02:01,305 --> 00:02:03,102 He´s not an alderman. 177 00:02:03,374 --> 00:02:04,773 He´s a hero. 178 00:02:05,776 --> 00:02:08,836 -Who doesn´t like a hero? -Big business loves a hero! 179 00:02:08,913 --> 00:02:10,073 See? 180 00:02:10,147 --> 00:02:12,547 You said we needed somebody who can help the party. 181 00:02:12,617 --> 00:02:15,450 Now, how in the hell does this guy help the party? 182 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:17,087 l´m glad you asked. 183 00:02:17,722 --> 00:02:20,213 The United States is changing. America is changing. 184 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:22,384 lnside of 20 years, you know the numbers... 185 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:26,362 20 percent black, 21 percent Asian, 39 percent Hispanic. 186 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:30,594 The minorities will be the majority. The smartest thing we can do... 187 00:02:30,768 --> 00:02:35,205 is be the first party to nominate a minority for President. 188 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:38,204 -How about a cripple? -l don´t think so, Charlie. 189 00:02:38,743 --> 00:02:42,873 Now, we´ll lose, of course, but the minorities will be happy. 190 00:02:43,347 --> 00:02:48,011 The minorities will be happy and they will vote for us in 2008... 191 00:02:48,185 --> 00:02:50,016 because we´ve shown we support them. 192 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,681 And the white people will vote for us... 193 00:02:53,057 --> 00:02:55,582 -because our guy isn´t black. -You got my vote! 194 00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:59,152 Geller, see if you can track down this Mays Gilliam. 195 00:03:01,465 --> 00:03:03,330 Go check our accounts. 196 00:03:13,044 --> 00:03:16,377 Give me one good reason why l should go along with this. 197 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:20,281 Don´t you get it, Debra? l intend to run for President in 2008. 198 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:25,414 Now give me one reason why you shouldn´t. 199 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,391 He would take a lot of work. 200 00:03:31,796 --> 00:03:33,764 We can run a background check... 201 00:03:33,831 --> 00:03:36,026 but it´s obvious he´s not a party line candidate. 202 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:38,796 He´s just some kid who thinks he can make a difference. 203 00:03:38,869 --> 00:03:41,736 Don´t worry. Go out there, put the machine behind him. 204 00:03:41,806 --> 00:03:44,741 You get 25 points in the polls, consider it a win. 205 00:03:45,242 --> 00:03:47,335 Make sure he doesn´t embarrass us. 206 00:03:47,411 --> 00:03:50,005 After this is over, we get to work. 207 00:03:51,382 --> 00:03:54,681 When l´m President, l´ll take care of you. 208 00:03:57,054 --> 00:03:59,215 Help me. They locked me out of my office. 209 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:02,020 l know. The mayor is fed up with you. 210 00:04:03,227 --> 00:04:06,458 How many times have l told you? You got to quit trying to fix shit. 211 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:09,658 l could´ve got you into the council next term. Now you´re red-lined. 212 00:04:09,734 --> 00:04:11,497 Shannon is taking over your district. 213 00:04:11,569 --> 00:04:15,027 They need to smooth over the mall situation, that bus thing is heating up. 214 00:04:15,106 --> 00:04:18,132 -They don´t trust you. -l´m not the one stealing people´s houses. 215 00:04:18,209 --> 00:04:21,303 That´s what your problem is. You got to work with us. 216 00:04:22,313 --> 00:04:24,941 That shit you pulled over there cost the city money. 217 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,006 Makes the mayor look bad. 218 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:31,947 Now, contrary to popular belief, politics is no place to express yourself. 219 00:04:32,156 --> 00:04:34,317 You want to get in, you got to fit in. 220 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:37,393 And look at you. Grow up, you got to dress better. 221 00:04:37,461 --> 00:04:40,089 Even Puff Daddy wears a suit to court. 222 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,462 l´m sorry, brother, but ain´t nothing l can do. 223 00:04:49,073 --> 00:04:51,234 -Nice car. -Ain´t it, though? 224 00:04:51,342 --> 00:04:53,867 Got it for a song at a repo auction. 225 00:05:16,634 --> 00:05:19,068 He feels bad, mighty low 226 00:05:19,136 --> 00:05:20,967 Got nowhere to go 227 00:05:21,372 --> 00:05:23,738 What can you do when you´re feeling low 228 00:05:23,808 --> 00:05:25,799 Man, I want to know 229 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:29,910 He feels bad, mighty low Got nowhere to go 230 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:33,375 What can you do when you´re feeling low 231 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:36,185 And your car just got repo´d 232 00:00:25,365 --> 00:00:26,798 Here we are. 233 00:00:26,967 --> 00:00:29,162 Mays Gilliam, Debra Lassiter. 234 00:00:30,804 --> 00:00:33,034 Nice to meet you. Take a seat. 235 00:00:38,778 --> 00:00:41,872 We know what happened today. We know you lost your job. 236 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:45,241 How do you know that? lt just happened. 237 00:00:45,318 --> 00:00:47,718 We´re the government. We know everything. 238 00:00:48,522 --> 00:00:50,752 We´d like you to do something for us. 239 00:00:50,824 --> 00:00:54,351 Sure, l´d love to work on a presidential campaign. 240 00:00:54,794 --> 00:00:57,490 l´ll make phone calls, send out fliers. 241 00:00:58,198 --> 00:01:00,689 Who have you guys chosen to run against Lewis? 242 00:01:00,767 --> 00:01:03,634 That´s exactly what we wanted to talk to you about. 243 00:01:03,837 --> 00:01:07,102 We´d like you to run for President. 244 00:01:13,847 --> 00:01:16,714 -Of what? -The United States. 245 00:01:17,684 --> 00:01:19,709 -Of what? -Of America. 246 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,109 Which America? 247 00:01:21,188 --> 00:01:22,416 North... 248 00:01:22,856 --> 00:01:24,517 America, Mays. 249 00:01:24,724 --> 00:01:26,316 Get out of here! 250 00:01:26,693 --> 00:01:28,251 We´re not joking. 251 00:01:29,095 --> 00:01:32,087 We want you to be the nominee for the office of President... 252 00:01:32,165 --> 00:01:34,497 of the United States of America. 253 00:01:39,873 --> 00:01:41,704 Let me get this straight. 254 00:01:41,775 --> 00:01:45,677 You guys couldn´t find anybody else to run? You couldn´t find nobody? 255 00:01:45,879 --> 00:01:47,369 Something is wrong here. 256 00:01:47,447 --> 00:01:49,540 You couldn´t find a congressman... 257 00:01:49,616 --> 00:01:52,244 a senator? l´m just an alderman. 258 00:01:52,352 --> 00:01:56,152 Congressmen, senators, they work with other politicians. 259 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:59,218 You´re an alderman. You work with the people. 260 00:01:59,292 --> 00:02:02,693 And that´s what we want, a man of the people. 261 00:02:02,796 --> 00:02:04,457 This is a big joke, right? 262 00:02:04,531 --> 00:02:06,624 They´ve got a hidden camera somewhere. 263 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:10,033 You all will get a big laugh out of this. You know what? l don´t care. 264 00:02:10,103 --> 00:02:13,561 One of you all will drive me home because my bike is messed up. 265 00:02:14,174 --> 00:02:15,698 You an American? 266 00:02:18,144 --> 00:02:20,669 -Are you an American? -Yes. 267 00:02:22,249 --> 00:02:24,945 This isn´t just an election. lt´s a moment. 268 00:02:25,151 --> 00:02:28,609 This is the moment when you have the opportunity to show boys and girls... 269 00:02:28,688 --> 00:02:31,020 men and women, what America is about. 270 00:02:32,025 --> 00:02:33,492 Look at that. 271 00:02:34,828 --> 00:02:39,697 When l see that, l think of our forefathers fighting to make this country what it is. 272 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:45,031 When l see it l think about the guy who has to scrub Lincoln´s balls for minimum wage. 273 00:02:45,672 --> 00:02:49,233 That´s why we want you. You care about the little people. 274 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:51,475 What will it be? 275 00:03:07,661 --> 00:03:09,390 lt gives me great honor... 276 00:03:09,629 --> 00:03:11,927 to accept the party´s nomination... 277 00:03:12,032 --> 00:03:13,465 for President... 278 00:03:13,533 --> 00:03:16,400 of the United States of America. 279 00:03:17,237 --> 00:03:18,226 No! 280 00:00:00,853 --> 00:00:03,481 Welcome to your campaign headquarters. 281 00:00:03,989 --> 00:00:07,516 These folks will do everything they can to help you get elected. 282 00:00:07,693 --> 00:00:09,354 These are your people. 283 00:00:10,462 --> 00:00:12,430 Here. Let´s take a look at this. 284 00:00:12,498 --> 00:00:15,194 Mark, is that cued up? Roll it, please. 285 00:00:22,908 --> 00:00:25,001 This is a great spot. 286 00:00:26,111 --> 00:00:30,411 If you love America, vote Mays Gilliam for President. 287 00:00:35,454 --> 00:00:36,819 But l´m not in it. 288 00:00:37,790 --> 00:00:39,155 You don´t even see my face. 289 00:00:39,224 --> 00:00:41,454 lt´s a template. We´ll get you in there eventually. 290 00:00:41,527 --> 00:00:44,018 There´s a couple of people l want you to meet. 291 00:00:44,096 --> 00:00:47,065 This is your security director, Mr. Earl. 292 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:49,828 -You´ll be in good hands. -Pleased to meet you, sir. 293 00:00:49,902 --> 00:00:54,168 lf you´re in trouble, yell ´´Security!´´ and my people will handle the situation. 294 00:00:54,340 --> 00:00:57,741 This is your decoy, Mays Junior. He enters events before you. 295 00:00:57,810 --> 00:01:00,643 lf anything´ll happen to you, it´ll happen to him first. 296 00:01:00,713 --> 00:01:02,874 Tupac could have used a guy like you. 297 00:01:02,948 --> 00:01:07,385 This is Nicollette White, she´s your executive director of lnternal Liaisons. 298 00:01:07,453 --> 00:01:09,819 Call me Nikki. lt will be a pleasure to serve you. 299 00:01:09,888 --> 00:01:13,016 l´m available to you around the clock, just let me know. 300 00:01:14,293 --> 00:01:17,524 -What does she do? -She sleeps with you. 301 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:20,430 We got tired of getting caught up in sex scandals... 302 00:01:20,499 --> 00:01:23,161 so we commissioned our own team of super whores. 303 00:01:23,235 --> 00:01:24,896 You call yourself whores! 304 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:26,904 Move that fat ass! One, two, three! 305 00:01:27,406 --> 00:01:30,170 -These girls are good. -Good morning, Mays. 306 00:01:30,376 --> 00:01:34,369 l took the liberty of choosing some options for this evening´s fundraiser. 307 00:01:34,646 --> 00:01:35,772 You don´t mind, do you? 308 00:01:35,848 --> 00:01:39,249 l´ll wear whatever you need me to wear. What fundraiser is this? 309 00:01:39,318 --> 00:01:42,287 Your coming out party. Campaigns cost money. 310 00:01:42,354 --> 00:01:44,720 The people you meet tonight have plenty of it. 311 00:01:44,790 --> 00:01:46,815 Geller and l will advance the party... 312 00:01:46,892 --> 00:01:49,622 and Mr. Earl will bring you at 8:00 sharp. 313 00:01:49,895 --> 00:01:53,296 Here are your off-the-cuff remarks. Learn them. See you later. 314 00:00:06,326 --> 00:00:09,022 Remember, sir, just nod and move. Nod and move. 315 00:00:11,197 --> 00:00:13,028 What do you plan to do about taxes? 316 00:00:13,099 --> 00:00:15,590 Do you plan to support paternal leave incentives? 317 00:00:15,668 --> 00:00:17,727 Get my demo to somebody. Anybody. 318 00:00:18,438 --> 00:00:21,236 Don´t take unscreened packages. Security reasons. 319 00:00:22,175 --> 00:00:24,541 You have some people to talk to. Tomorrow, work. 320 00:00:24,611 --> 00:00:27,102 Tonight, smile, shake hands, and be nice to the wives. 321 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:30,616 l´ll double-check the PA system. You´ll make a brief statement at 1 1 :00. 322 00:00:30,683 --> 00:00:31,911 Let´s go. 323 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,620 Hi, how are you doing? All right. You all right. 324 00:00:46,666 --> 00:00:49,464 -l wish you luck, sir. -Arigatou. 325 00:00:52,805 --> 00:00:55,899 lt´s like Timberland, and l got a bit of Missy moving up there... 326 00:00:55,975 --> 00:00:58,569 but l´m trying to go through that Neptune feel-- 327 00:00:58,645 --> 00:01:00,977 Excuse me, the Teamsters are here. 328 00:01:01,314 --> 00:01:03,339 What are you doing talking to the help? 329 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:05,509 Gentlemen, Mr. Mays Gilliam. 330 00:01:05,585 --> 00:01:09,282 Guys, l´m all for labor, l´m all for unions. 331 00:01:09,355 --> 00:01:11,983 But you know and l know that you will endorse Lewis. 332 00:01:12,058 --> 00:01:14,618 lt´s business. We´ll do what´s best for the union. 333 00:01:14,694 --> 00:01:17,561 -Have you decided on a running mate? -We´re thinking about it. 334 00:01:17,630 --> 00:01:21,259 -You should consider Sanders. -We´re considering several options. 335 00:01:23,169 --> 00:01:24,261 Excuse me. 336 00:01:24,504 --> 00:01:25,698 Well, that depends. 337 00:01:25,772 --> 00:01:27,364 What´s up with this guy? 338 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,840 Track four. Check out track four. 339 00:01:36,049 --> 00:01:37,448 What do you have there? 340 00:01:37,517 --> 00:01:40,611 We got shrimp puffs and cheese snacks... 341 00:01:40,687 --> 00:01:43,815 -just some finger foods. -Thought that was you. 342 00:01:44,157 --> 00:01:46,523 So what´s up with the two jobs? Bad credit? 343 00:01:46,592 --> 00:01:51,029 Why do l have to have bad credit? Can´t l be saving up for a car or for school? 344 00:01:51,097 --> 00:01:53,657 Maybe l like to work? Excuse me. 345 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:57,196 l´m sorry. You know what? l never got your name. 346 00:01:58,705 --> 00:02:02,072 Hey, Lisa Clark. Mays. Why you being so rude, Lisa Clark? 347 00:02:02,141 --> 00:02:04,166 l am not being rude, l am working. 348 00:02:04,243 --> 00:02:07,007 We can´t mingle with the guests. Plus, l don´t know you. 349 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,708 -You know me. -No, l don´t know you. 350 00:02:09,782 --> 00:02:10,908 But you know me. 351 00:02:10,983 --> 00:02:13,816 You´ve come to the gas station a couple of times... 352 00:02:13,886 --> 00:02:16,582 and l see you, but l don´t know you. 353 00:02:16,656 --> 00:02:18,283 Let´s get to know each other. 354 00:02:18,357 --> 00:02:19,984 -Let´s dance. -l have to work. 355 00:02:20,059 --> 00:02:24,155 l know you´re working. l´m working, too. So let´s keep working. Want to dance? 356 00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:26,221 Okay, you´ll get me in trouble. 357 00:02:33,406 --> 00:02:36,341 l cannot believe you got me out here like this. 358 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:39,204 -Yeah, but you like it, right? -A little. 359 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,844 l´m feeling it. 360 00:03:00,633 --> 00:03:02,328 Go ahead, girl, work it! 361 00:03:14,514 --> 00:03:17,745 Oh, my God. l´m having too much fun. l got to get back to work. 362 00:03:17,817 --> 00:03:19,478 No, come on, stay! 363 00:03:20,219 --> 00:03:21,345 Come on! 364 00:03:24,323 --> 00:03:27,053 Come on, brother, l know you know how to do this dance. 365 00:03:27,126 --> 00:03:28,491 No, sorry, l don´t. 366 00:03:28,561 --> 00:03:31,724 l know you know how to do the Electric Slide. 367 00:03:31,898 --> 00:03:34,526 No, l can´t say that l do. 368 00:03:35,368 --> 00:03:37,233 Get your ass in there! 369 00:03:42,141 --> 00:03:44,837 -What the hell is this? -Where´s Mays? 370 00:03:47,547 --> 00:03:48,673 Over there. 371 00:03:50,116 --> 00:03:51,879 -Oh, my God! -We´ve got to stop him. 372 00:03:51,951 --> 00:03:53,350 Excuse us, please. 373 00:03:54,387 --> 00:03:58,414 I am getting so hot I am gonna take my clothes off 374 00:03:58,491 --> 00:04:01,119 -What do you think you´re doing? -Stop it. 375 00:04:01,627 --> 00:04:04,152 l´m just trying to get the party started. 376 00:04:05,464 --> 00:04:07,489 Throw your hands in the air 377 00:04:07,567 --> 00:04:09,694 And wave them like you just don´t care 378 00:04:09,769 --> 00:04:11,964 And if I got your vote for President 379 00:04:12,038 --> 00:04:14,233 Let me hear you say, ´´Oh, yeah´´ 380 00:04:16,909 --> 00:04:18,934 Shake that ass, Grandma! 381 00:04:19,378 --> 00:04:21,642 Let me see you bounce! 382 00:04:22,215 --> 00:04:23,512 Bounce! 383 00:04:24,283 --> 00:04:26,843 We got a couple of freaks over there. 384 00:04:29,288 --> 00:04:31,222 Let me see you shake! 385 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:35,225 Crip walk! 386 00:04:46,005 --> 00:04:48,030 The roof is on fire! 387 00:04:49,308 --> 00:04:50,707 No, it´s a saying! 388 00:04:53,713 --> 00:04:55,613 lt´s just a saying. Come back! 389 00:04:58,384 --> 00:05:02,514 You turned the party out. l have never seen anything like that. 390 00:05:02,622 --> 00:05:04,817 Great party. Too bad about the fire. 391 00:05:06,559 --> 00:05:09,687 -So, where are you off to now? -l´m not even sure. 392 00:05:09,762 --> 00:05:13,129 We start campaigning tomorrow. We´ll be all over the country. 393 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:15,360 Need a ride home? 394 00:05:15,434 --> 00:05:18,733 l still have to clean up. l don´t know how long that will take me. 395 00:05:18,804 --> 00:05:20,271 l could wait. 396 00:05:20,873 --> 00:05:23,899 Are you sure? l could send a car to pick you up. 397 00:05:23,976 --> 00:05:26,103 No, thanks, but l got to go. 398 00:05:26,178 --> 00:05:27,873 lt was good seeing you again. 399 00:05:27,947 --> 00:05:30,609 You too, buddy, old pal. 400 00:05:32,151 --> 00:05:34,676 -Can l get a good-night kiss? -No. 401 00:05:36,122 --> 00:05:38,215 -l´m coming! -She´s coming! 402 00:05:38,891 --> 00:05:43,157 l got to go. Good luck, and call me if you get a chance. 403 00:05:45,765 --> 00:05:47,494 Didn´t you see me talking? 404 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,934 What kind of display was that? 405 00:05:50,002 --> 00:05:51,731 l was getting the party started. 406 00:05:51,804 --> 00:05:54,932 lf the party needs to get started, l´ll handle it. 407 00:05:55,341 --> 00:05:57,309 Just do what we say. 408 00:05:57,376 --> 00:06:00,607 l don´t think everybody appreciated what you did in there. 409 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,375 We really had a great time. 410 00:06:02,448 --> 00:06:04,575 lt was off the hizzle for shizzle. 411 00:06:05,451 --> 00:06:08,045 -They liked it. -l don´t care what they liked. 412 00:06:08,254 --> 00:06:09,881 Mays, darling! 413 00:06:14,894 --> 00:06:18,386 Darling, are you done yet? No? lf not, it´s okay. l can wait. 414 00:06:18,464 --> 00:06:21,729 But if we hurry, we´ll be able to get a table at Jezebel´s. 415 00:06:23,102 --> 00:06:25,263 Good evening. We´re getting married. 416 00:06:26,172 --> 00:06:27,434 l´m exhausted. 417 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:29,571 Know what l can´t decide? 418 00:06:29,642 --> 00:06:32,736 l can´t decide whether we should have a DJ or a band. 419 00:06:34,847 --> 00:06:36,109 Security! 420 00:00:13,758 --> 00:00:16,989 Thank you for inviting me to the land of milk and honey. 421 00:00:17,062 --> 00:00:19,189 It´s you people, the dairy people... 422 00:00:19,264 --> 00:00:22,097 people that make eggs, milk, cheese... 423 00:00:22,167 --> 00:00:25,261 butter, bacon, that make the country great. 424 00:00:25,437 --> 00:00:28,873 Milk makes the body good, and you make the country good. 425 00:00:33,144 --> 00:00:36,204 Thank you for inviting me to Memphis, Tennessee. 426 00:00:37,015 --> 00:00:40,007 lt´s people like you, the church people... 427 00:00:40,151 --> 00:00:44,247 who are the backbone and the spirit of this great land of ours. 428 00:00:45,790 --> 00:00:49,817 l love the Lord, and l love the King, Elvis Presley. 429 00:00:53,665 --> 00:00:57,965 l want to thank you for inviting me to the Lone Star State. 430 00:01:00,171 --> 00:01:01,638 Home of the cowboys! 431 00:01:02,874 --> 00:01:04,501 How about them Cowboys? 432 00:01:05,443 --> 00:01:08,037 lt´s people like you, the ranchers... 433 00:01:08,313 --> 00:01:10,577 who are the backbone of this country. 434 00:01:12,017 --> 00:01:15,680 Now, before l go, l got one more thing to say: 435 00:01:16,921 --> 00:01:20,288 The stars at night are big and bright 436 00:01:20,892 --> 00:01:23,383 Deep in the heart of Texas 437 00:01:27,332 --> 00:01:28,321 lt´s not bad. 438 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,698 Will l get another speech anytime soon? 439 00:01:30,769 --> 00:01:32,532 What´s the matter with this speech? 440 00:01:32,604 --> 00:01:36,005 l should be talking about something a little more relevant. 441 00:01:36,408 --> 00:01:37,432 Relevant? 442 00:01:37,509 --> 00:01:40,876 People would be cheering if l read the recipe for corn bread. 443 00:01:40,945 --> 00:01:43,413 lt´s not working. l´m only one point up in the polls. 444 00:01:43,481 --> 00:01:47,144 Don´t worry about the polls. They´re just a sampling. Polls change. 445 00:01:47,218 --> 00:01:48,742 Don´t get ahead of yourself. 446 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:51,687 We´re here to help. The people really like you. 447 00:01:51,756 --> 00:01:55,157 Cheer up, we´ll be in Chicago in a few days. You got a brother there. 448 00:01:55,226 --> 00:01:57,626 Then the people will find out what you´re all about. 449 00:01:57,695 --> 00:02:00,391 Yeah, but l don´t even know what l´m all about. 450 00:00:05,364 --> 00:00:09,357 In the latest polls, Mays Gilliam is up just one point, to 10 percent. 451 00:00:09,568 --> 00:00:13,060 Vice President Brian Lewis still holds a commanding 84 percent. 452 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,106 Six percent are undecided, saying... 453 00:00:15,174 --> 00:00:18,940 they don´t know who they´re voting for, they just know it´s not Gilliam. 454 00:00:19,178 --> 00:00:21,738 When you get out there, listen to the crowd. 455 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:25,409 Talk to them, make it look like you believe in what you´re saying. 456 00:00:26,118 --> 00:00:28,780 l know we haven´t exactly always seen eye to eye... 457 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:31,015 but this is very important. 458 00:00:31,090 --> 00:00:33,786 -l can´t stress that enough. -Alderman Gilliam? 459 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:37,725 There´s a Mitch Gilliam outside. He says he´s your brother. 460 00:00:38,397 --> 00:00:39,557 Send him in. 461 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,868 Tonight, America will get its first impressions of Mays Gilliam. 462 00:00:44,937 --> 00:00:47,633 You know what they say about first impressions. 463 00:00:50,275 --> 00:00:53,642 Look at my little brother! You said you´d call when you got here. 464 00:00:53,746 --> 00:00:56,647 l was trying to call you, but l´ve been doing press all day. 465 00:00:56,715 --> 00:00:58,979 My little brother, running for President. 466 00:00:59,051 --> 00:01:02,145 Let me introduce you to Martin Geller, Debra Lassiter. 467 00:01:02,287 --> 00:01:06,724 What´s happening, baby? Thanks for what you´re doing for my brother. Appreciate it. 468 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:08,657 How about you, thriller? What´s going-- 469 00:01:08,727 --> 00:01:11,355 Nice to meet you. What do you do for a living? 470 00:01:12,631 --> 00:01:15,828 l´m a bail bondsman. l got an office on the Southside. 471 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:18,131 -Bail bondsman. -Yes, sir. 472 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:25,972 How´s business? 473 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:28,445 l tell you how business is. Business is great. 474 00:01:28,514 --> 00:01:30,277 Thank God for crime. 475 00:01:32,451 --> 00:01:35,545 Thank God for crime. Could you give us a minute? 476 00:01:37,089 --> 00:01:38,181 Five. 477 00:01:40,626 --> 00:01:42,287 Nice. Real nice. 478 00:01:42,795 --> 00:01:46,128 Look at you, man! l see you all on the shows, politicking. 479 00:01:46,198 --> 00:01:48,632 You like the way your campaign is going? 480 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,167 Look at this. 481 00:01:50,803 --> 00:01:54,500 Let me ask you something, brother. When they gonna let you speak? 482 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:57,167 l´ve been talking all day. l was talking to the press. 483 00:01:57,242 --> 00:02:00,643 You been talking, but when they gonna let you speak your mind? 484 00:02:00,712 --> 00:02:03,579 This ain´t you. You gonna say this shit? This shit is booty. 485 00:02:03,649 --> 00:02:07,449 Say this if you want to, watch that man come sweep your butt off stage. 486 00:02:07,653 --> 00:02:11,180 Look at this poster: ´´Mays.´´ Who are they talking about? Willie? 487 00:02:11,557 --> 00:02:12,683 Let me tell you something. 488 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:16,250 They´re the everyday common folk, working people. Laborers. 489 00:02:16,495 --> 00:02:18,520 Construction workers, nurses. 490 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:21,065 Play the game when you´re working for them. 491 00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:23,931 This is your campaign. You´re supposed to be in charge. 492 00:02:26,905 --> 00:02:28,236 lt´s time. 493 00:02:29,174 --> 00:02:30,334 l got to go. 494 00:02:34,079 --> 00:02:37,242 l love you, man, and l´m with you no matter what. 495 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:41,511 -Go get them. -l´ll see you out there. 496 00:02:43,856 --> 00:02:45,050 Speak. 497 00:02:49,061 --> 00:02:52,588 Chicago, please welcome your next president. 498 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:55,198 Alderman Mays Gilliam. 499 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:17,012 What the hell is he doing? 500 00:03:21,226 --> 00:03:23,490 They had a speech written for me... 501 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,965 about what the people need. 502 00:03:27,232 --> 00:03:29,427 But you guys are the people. 503 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,166 You know what you need. 504 00:03:32,204 --> 00:03:33,535 Better schools... 505 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:35,996 better jobs... 506 00:03:36,475 --> 00:03:37,999 less crime. 507 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,075 How many of you, right now... 508 00:03:43,448 --> 00:03:48,147 work two jobs just to have enough money to be broke? 509 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,287 That ain´t right. 510 00:03:51,123 --> 00:03:54,422 lf you work two jobs, and at the end of the week... 511 00:03:54,593 --> 00:03:57,994 you got just enough money to get your broke ass home... 512 00:03:58,163 --> 00:04:00,461 let me hear you say, ´´That ain´t right!´´ 513 00:04:00,632 --> 00:04:01,929 That ain´t right! 514 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:08,306 How many of you have children that they call stupid? 515 00:04:08,807 --> 00:04:11,275 Don´t be ashamed! lt ain´t your fault. 516 00:04:11,343 --> 00:04:15,040 l asked my niece the other day, ´´What´s four plus four?´´ She said, ´´44.´´ 517 00:04:15,747 --> 00:04:18,910 But that ain´t her fault! That´s the school´s fault. 518 00:04:19,484 --> 00:04:23,079 lf your child´s school has old-ass books... 519 00:04:23,155 --> 00:04:26,716 and brand-new metal detectors, let me hear you say, ´´That ain´t right!´´ 520 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:28,350 That ain´t right! 521 00:04:28,527 --> 00:04:29,721 lt ain´t right. 522 00:04:29,795 --> 00:04:34,562 And now we got these corporations stealing all the money. 523 00:04:34,967 --> 00:04:37,663 They ain´t stealing their money, they stealing our money! 524 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:38,964 The pension. 525 00:04:39,037 --> 00:04:41,062 You work for 35 years. 526 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:45,233 You thought you´d leave your kids a will, now you´ll leave them a won´t! 527 00:04:45,544 --> 00:04:48,980 You show up to get your pension, they give you a pen! 528 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:53,817 A damn pen! What in the hell am l supposed to do with a pen? 529 00:04:53,986 --> 00:04:57,752 l should stab you in the neck with this pen, Mr. Pension Taker. 530 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,823 Get your hand out of my pocket! 531 00:05:00,058 --> 00:05:03,425 Taking everybody´s pension, and nobody going to jail. 532 00:05:03,495 --> 00:05:05,861 That´s some bullshit. Ain´t it? 533 00:05:05,998 --> 00:05:09,764 Meanwhile, we steal a Big Mac with cheese... 534 00:05:09,835 --> 00:05:11,928 next thing you know, we on Death Row! 535 00:05:12,004 --> 00:05:13,096 That ain´t right! 536 00:05:17,342 --> 00:05:21,073 How many of you work in a city you can´t afford to live in? 537 00:05:22,247 --> 00:05:23,373 That ain´t right! 538 00:05:24,216 --> 00:05:28,016 How many of you work in a mall you can´t afford to shop in? 539 00:05:28,086 --> 00:05:29,383 That ain´t right! 540 00:05:29,554 --> 00:05:32,284 How many of you clean up a hotel... 541 00:05:32,357 --> 00:05:34,951 you ain´t never gonna be able to stay in? 542 00:05:35,193 --> 00:05:36,524 That ain´t right! 543 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:45,102 We got nurses that work in hospitals they can´t even afford to get sick in. 544 00:05:46,738 --> 00:05:47,932 lt ain´t right! 545 00:05:51,443 --> 00:05:53,104 lt isn´t right! 546 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,448 That shit is wrong! 547 00:05:59,584 --> 00:06:01,051 lt´s dead wrong! 548 00:06:05,390 --> 00:06:06,550 l´m Mays Gilliam... 549 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:10,220 and l´m running for President of the United States of America. 550 00:06:19,738 --> 00:06:22,229 No questions. Sorry. 551 00:06:22,708 --> 00:06:24,198 Where´s Mitch? 552 00:06:25,977 --> 00:06:29,936 Go to work. Handle your business. lf you need me, call me. 553 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:31,842 l´ll call you. 554 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:36,211 Are you insane? You can´t just go out in front of 5,000 people and talk! 555 00:06:36,388 --> 00:06:39,915 And you said ´´shit.´´ Presidential candidates do not say ´´shit.´´ 556 00:06:39,991 --> 00:06:43,620 Show me a man that´s never said shit, l´ll show you someone full of shit! 557 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:44,787 Debra, hold on. 558 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:48,231 What you just did, that was great. 559 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,335 Maybe you´re right. We could tailor the speeches more to you. 560 00:06:51,403 --> 00:06:52,700 My speeches? 561 00:06:52,771 --> 00:06:54,363 Come on, did you hear them? 562 00:06:54,439 --> 00:06:58,068 lf this is gonna work, it´s got to fit me. lt´s got to be my campaign. 563 00:06:58,143 --> 00:06:59,576 This is not your campaign. 564 00:06:59,644 --> 00:07:02,977 You do what l tell you to, or you´ll be back in D.C. on your bicycle. 565 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,243 l´m the one running for President. 566 00:07:05,317 --> 00:07:08,548 lf we´re gonna run this campaign, it´s got to go my way. 567 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,645 We´re gonna do it the way l want it done. 568 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,384 Hold on. l don´t know if that´s such a good idea. 569 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:16,154 lf you don´t know, you better ask somebody. 570 00:00:14,402 --> 00:00:17,735 After a slow start, Mays Gilliam has made some dramatic changes... 571 00:00:17,805 --> 00:00:19,602 in his presidential campaign. 572 00:00:29,217 --> 00:00:33,950 Hi. I´m Mays Gilliam, candidate for President of the United States. 573 00:00:34,255 --> 00:00:36,155 This is my new headquarters. 574 00:00:36,224 --> 00:00:40,388 The individuals you see before you will help me guide my campaign. 575 00:00:41,129 --> 00:00:43,290 These are my people. 576 00:00:45,934 --> 00:00:49,028 Mays Gilliam is turning the establishment on its ear... 577 00:00:49,103 --> 00:00:51,503 with his new controversial campaign ads. 578 00:00:55,677 --> 00:01:00,011 If you love America, vote Mays Gilliam for President. 579 00:01:00,815 --> 00:01:03,511 Paid for by Citizens for Mays Gilliam. 580 00:01:17,799 --> 00:01:20,359 The part of Mays Gilliam´s security director... 581 00:01:20,435 --> 00:01:23,336 will now be played by Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad. 582 00:01:24,939 --> 00:01:29,171 Childcare is one of the most important issues facing this country today. 583 00:01:29,377 --> 00:01:32,278 The working mother has to take her child to a nanny. 584 00:01:32,513 --> 00:01:35,346 The nanny has to take her child to a babysitter. 585 00:01:35,416 --> 00:01:38,180 The babysitter has to take her child to daycare. 586 00:01:38,252 --> 00:01:42,552 On the count of three, l want everybody to take care of their own damn kids! 587 00:01:43,224 --> 00:01:46,785 Whose baby is this? lt ain´t mine! 588 00:01:47,395 --> 00:01:51,991 Gay people want what every American wants. A good house, a good job! 589 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:55,292 l believe in gay rights because when l see gay people... 590 00:01:55,370 --> 00:01:59,272 all l´m seeing are people, normal people like every other American. 591 00:02:06,214 --> 00:02:09,980 Thank you for inviting me to the Player´s Ball! 592 00:02:13,287 --> 00:02:15,482 America needs to change its ways. 593 00:02:15,923 --> 00:02:19,882 l promise if l´m your President, l will take care of everybody: 594 00:02:20,161 --> 00:02:24,564 Big business and small business, show business and ho business. 595 00:02:37,345 --> 00:02:38,334 Hello, Debra. 596 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:39,402 Bill? 597 00:02:39,714 --> 00:02:42,945 l am in Detroit at a Player´s Ball with pimps and whores. 598 00:02:43,084 --> 00:02:44,949 Excuse me, hoes! 599 00:02:45,987 --> 00:02:49,184 I can´t do this. You got to get me out of here. I can´t control him. 600 00:02:49,257 --> 00:02:50,747 He won´t listen to me! 601 00:02:50,825 --> 00:02:54,352 No, Debra. l need you out there, and this is going great. 602 00:02:56,197 --> 00:02:57,858 This is what we wanted. 603 00:02:58,032 --> 00:03:00,193 l love this guy. ´´That ain´t right.´´ 604 00:03:00,334 --> 00:03:02,199 He really thinks he can make a difference. 605 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:05,398 Stop worrying. This will work out fine. Bye. 606 00:03:07,809 --> 00:03:09,140 Don´t l know you? 607 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:10,402 No! 608 00:03:20,655 --> 00:03:24,523 He feels good Things are going his way 609 00:03:25,393 --> 00:03:29,090 He just might be The President someday 610 00:04:02,530 --> 00:04:06,227 Mays, darling, l´ve been thinking. l want a small wedding. 611 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:08,928 l think l want 150, maybe 200 people. 612 00:04:09,103 --> 00:04:11,469 l´ve always said l wanted a wedding in a church... 613 00:04:11,539 --> 00:04:14,372 but lately l´ve been thinking about the Botanical Gardens. 614 00:04:14,442 --> 00:04:16,967 We could do it by the tulips. lt´ll be beautiful-- 615 00:04:17,111 --> 00:04:18,442 Security! 616 00:00:05,148 --> 00:00:06,979 Who the hell is Mays Gilliam? 617 00:00:07,517 --> 00:00:09,109 He´s running against you, sir. 618 00:00:09,286 --> 00:00:11,846 What happened to Gaines? 619 00:00:11,922 --> 00:00:13,389 He died in a plane crash. 620 00:00:14,157 --> 00:00:16,022 Get out of here! Gaines is dead? 621 00:00:16,193 --> 00:00:19,162 -Don´t you remember? lt was on the news! -Not my news. 622 00:00:20,497 --> 00:00:23,898 This fellow, Gilliam, is an alderman from D.C. 623 00:00:24,468 --> 00:00:26,197 He took Gaines´ place, sir. 624 00:00:26,269 --> 00:00:27,827 l´m running against this guy. 625 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:28,836 Yes, sir. 626 00:00:30,006 --> 00:00:31,701 That is some bullshit. 627 00:00:32,008 --> 00:00:33,498 This is my time. 628 00:00:33,577 --> 00:00:35,909 l´ve been Vice President for eight years. 629 00:00:36,046 --> 00:00:39,743 l am a war hero, and l am Sharon Stone´s cousin! 630 00:00:40,283 --> 00:00:44,549 And l´ll be damned if l´m going to let my election be ruined by this asshole! 631 00:00:45,655 --> 00:00:49,318 l want this guy done. You hear me? Finish him! 632 00:00:50,594 --> 00:00:52,892 He will be destroyed, sir, as you wish. 633 00:00:53,663 --> 00:00:57,121 This is the White House without Mays Gilliam. Peaceful, isn´t it? 634 00:00:57,267 --> 00:01:00,430 Now, this is the White House if Gilliam is elected. 635 00:01:08,545 --> 00:01:11,013 Let´s keep Mays Gilliam out of the White House. 636 00:01:11,081 --> 00:01:14,016 Vote Brian Lewis for President. It´s your last chance. 637 00:01:15,652 --> 00:01:17,779 How do you want to handle this? 638 00:01:18,655 --> 00:01:20,589 l don´t want to go negative. 639 00:01:21,825 --> 00:01:23,258 Nobody wants to hear that. 640 00:01:23,326 --> 00:01:26,227 l want people to vote for me, not against Lewis. 641 00:01:26,329 --> 00:01:29,560 -People don´t know what they want to hear. -We have to respond. 642 00:01:29,633 --> 00:01:33,296 We should go with something measured, accurate. Let´s call him on his record! 643 00:01:33,370 --> 00:01:36,339 You can´t challenge his record when Mays doesn´t have one. 644 00:01:36,406 --> 00:01:37,771 How about a massage? 645 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:41,042 Ladies and gentlemen... 646 00:01:41,111 --> 00:01:45,104 please welcome presidential candidate Mays Gilliam. 647 00:01:56,493 --> 00:01:57,858 Thank you! 648 00:01:58,195 --> 00:02:01,494 This is Conservative Talk 520. You´re listening to Big Dave. 649 00:02:01,565 --> 00:02:05,262 Negative ads. Lewis is up, Gilliam is down. I think it´s greatl 650 00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:06,324 Bottom line. 651 00:02:06,403 --> 00:02:09,839 I don´t think I want Gilliam and his homies to be in the White House. 652 00:02:11,842 --> 00:02:15,778 People are saying these ads are dirty politics. Give me a small breakl 653 00:02:15,846 --> 00:02:20,408 We´re not talking about running a rib shack but a countryl 654 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:23,383 He´s running for President and every vote counts! 655 00:02:23,587 --> 00:02:26,385 Ladies and gentlemen, Mays Gilliam! 656 00:02:27,924 --> 00:02:31,553 And if these ads are so bad, why hasn´t Gilliam said anything? 657 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:33,427 Howard Stern rocks! 658 00:02:33,597 --> 00:02:35,224 You´re on with Big Dave. 659 00:02:35,298 --> 00:02:38,995 The reason Gilliam hasn´t responded is because he has too much integrity. 660 00:02:48,311 --> 00:02:51,906 We just got endorsements from Raekwon the Chef... 661 00:02:52,115 --> 00:02:53,844 and Ghostface Killah. 662 00:02:54,284 --> 00:02:56,218 -ls this good? -lt´s great. 663 00:02:58,188 --> 00:03:00,247 Where are we on this running mate thing? 664 00:03:00,624 --> 00:03:03,616 l´ve been making calls. Nobody wants to run with you. 665 00:03:03,827 --> 00:03:05,226 Who did you call? 666 00:03:05,829 --> 00:03:07,353 Everybody. 667 00:03:07,764 --> 00:03:09,425 Did you call Hammer? 668 00:03:10,267 --> 00:03:12,758 No, l did not call Hammer. 669 00:03:14,437 --> 00:03:16,405 Then you didn´t call everybody. 670 00:03:16,773 --> 00:03:18,968 Mr. Gilliam, can l have your autograph? 671 00:03:19,042 --> 00:03:20,339 l´ll be right back. 672 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:25,240 -Should we call Hammer? -No. 673 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:28,542 Say cheese! 674 00:03:28,785 --> 00:03:32,881 Mays Gilliam did not attend this year´s annual rally against cancer. 675 00:03:34,057 --> 00:03:37,220 Is Mays Gilliam for cancer or against cancer? 676 00:03:38,128 --> 00:03:40,858 Mays Gilliam, he´s for cancer. 677 00:03:41,398 --> 00:03:45,232 Vote Brian Lewis for President. It´s your last chance. 678 00:03:47,070 --> 00:03:48,765 Cancer lover! 679 00:00:00,624 --> 00:00:03,525 No, he does not get away with this crap! 680 00:00:03,593 --> 00:00:06,118 This is what we´ll do. You ever watch Bugs Bunny? 681 00:00:06,196 --> 00:00:11,031 Bugs would always shoot Elmer Fudd in the face and drop an anvil on his head. 682 00:00:11,201 --> 00:00:14,534 But what made Elmer really mad is when Bugs Bunny kissed him. 683 00:00:14,638 --> 00:00:16,401 We got to kiss this bitch. 684 00:00:16,773 --> 00:00:19,241 -How do you propose we do that? -Watch this. 685 00:00:19,409 --> 00:00:23,641 l´m a Klansman. l hate niggers, Jews, and fags, but l love Brian Lewis. 686 00:00:24,748 --> 00:00:27,182 Yo, what´s up? I´m Osama Bin Laden. 687 00:00:27,417 --> 00:00:30,147 I hate America, but I love Brian Lewis. 688 00:00:30,420 --> 00:00:32,513 Paid for by Osama Bin Laden. 689 00:00:33,223 --> 00:00:35,453 Sharon Stone is a defector. 690 00:00:35,525 --> 00:00:38,983 That´s what Lewis campaign insiders are saying about the Hollywood star... 691 00:00:39,062 --> 00:00:43,761 and cousin of Vice President Lewis, after Stone´s endorsement of Mays Gilliam. 692 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:45,095 l don´t believe it! 693 00:00:46,970 --> 00:00:47,959 Yeah! 694 00:00:49,806 --> 00:00:51,205 l know! 695 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:53,536 Did you hear.... 696 00:00:55,478 --> 00:00:56,775 What are you doing here? 697 00:00:56,846 --> 00:00:59,610 Gilliam is over 30 points. 698 00:01:00,717 --> 00:01:04,153 That means even if he loses he´s the frontrunner in 2008. 699 00:01:04,221 --> 00:01:07,281 ln case you´ve forgotten, l intend to run for President in 2008... 700 00:01:07,357 --> 00:01:09,188 and l am not running against him. 701 00:01:09,559 --> 00:01:12,619 So this is over. Either you put a stop to it or l will. 702 00:01:12,729 --> 00:01:16,426 l came on board to run a campaign for a man we didn´t expect to win... 703 00:01:16,566 --> 00:01:18,625 not to sabotage him so he´d lose. 704 00:01:18,702 --> 00:01:22,229 You´re in this as thick as l am. Of course he´s supposed to lose! 705 00:01:22,305 --> 00:01:23,738 That´s why we picked him. 706 00:01:23,807 --> 00:01:26,241 Are you with me or are you with him? 707 00:01:26,309 --> 00:01:28,470 l thought you wanted what was best for the party. 708 00:01:28,545 --> 00:01:30,172 l´m what´s best for the party! 709 00:01:31,181 --> 00:01:32,546 What´s the matter? 710 00:01:32,616 --> 00:01:35,847 Democracy doesn´t work for you when you´re not winning? 711 00:01:37,487 --> 00:01:38,886 l´m with him. 712 00:01:46,329 --> 00:01:47,660 l´m with him? 713 00:01:56,773 --> 00:01:59,640 -Who are these people again? -The Urban Business Board. 714 00:01:59,709 --> 00:02:02,769 -What are your plans for Social Security? -Give it to old people. 715 00:02:02,846 --> 00:02:05,280 -Your plans on global warming? -Global ice tea. 716 00:02:05,348 --> 00:02:07,009 -You the man! -You the woman! 717 00:02:09,586 --> 00:02:12,453 l want to introduce you to Chester Norris Allen. 718 00:02:12,756 --> 00:02:16,988 He owns a bottling plant in D.C. and l spoke to him about our problem. 719 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:18,550 We´ve got a nice check for you. 720 00:02:18,628 --> 00:02:21,324 We can´t take it. You sell malt liquor to kids. 721 00:02:21,398 --> 00:02:22,695 l do no such thing. 722 00:02:22,799 --> 00:02:26,997 Come on, man. lt´s orange beer with a nipple top. Now, who´s that for? 723 00:02:27,237 --> 00:02:28,898 lt´s Crib Malt Liquor, man! 724 00:02:29,072 --> 00:02:30,539 He´s unbelievable! 725 00:02:31,207 --> 00:02:34,608 Damn it, we need that money! Why do you make everything so difficult? 726 00:02:34,678 --> 00:02:36,669 lt´s Crib Malt Liquor! 727 00:02:37,180 --> 00:02:40,115 ´´Crib Malt Liquor, just like Mama used to make´´? 728 00:02:40,183 --> 00:02:41,741 Whose mama? Not my mama! 729 00:02:42,585 --> 00:02:46,453 The situation is getting tense with the threat of the bus line being shut down. 730 00:02:46,523 --> 00:02:49,458 Protestors took their concerns to transit officials... 731 00:02:49,526 --> 00:02:53,519 but talks broke down when the newly appointed alderman, Reginald Shannon... 732 00:02:53,596 --> 00:02:56,326 was punched in the face by an angry protestor. 733 00:02:58,935 --> 00:03:01,267 -Good evening, sir. -What´s up, Nikki? 734 00:03:01,338 --> 00:03:05,104 l noticed you weren´t at the party, so l thought... 735 00:03:05,742 --> 00:03:10,179 if there is anything you would like for me to do, l would be happy to. 736 00:03:11,414 --> 00:03:12,904 Could l ask you something? 737 00:03:14,284 --> 00:03:15,478 Yes. 738 00:03:16,786 --> 00:03:19,152 You seem like a nice girl. 739 00:03:20,824 --> 00:03:22,985 How did you get into this line of work? 740 00:03:28,832 --> 00:03:31,357 l went to the University of Nebraska... 741 00:03:31,534 --> 00:03:34,503 where l majored in Theater and Communications. 742 00:03:34,704 --> 00:03:38,105 l did some extra work, and a few things that went straight to video. 743 00:03:42,412 --> 00:03:43,401 Okay. 744 00:03:43,913 --> 00:03:45,574 Can l ask you a question? 745 00:03:45,648 --> 00:03:46,876 Yeah, sure. 746 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:51,453 Since l´ve been here, you haven´t really given me any assignments. 747 00:03:52,522 --> 00:03:54,956 l was wondering if you find me attractive. 748 00:03:59,162 --> 00:04:00,959 l think you´re.... 749 00:04:01,064 --> 00:04:03,931 l think you´re very attractive. lt´s just that... 750 00:04:05,001 --> 00:04:09,631 l like to get to know people before l get involved. 751 00:04:11,341 --> 00:04:14,003 l don´t mean to be out of line, sir... 752 00:04:15,779 --> 00:04:16,768 but are you? 753 00:04:20,116 --> 00:04:21,481 Am l what? 754 00:04:21,551 --> 00:04:23,712 Trying to get to know somebody. 755 00:00:02,116 --> 00:00:05,517 -lt is late, l´m out of here. -You need to take a cab. 756 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:08,179 l´ll be fine. l´m just gonna walk. 757 00:00:14,595 --> 00:00:16,256 Take a cab! 758 00:00:17,231 --> 00:00:19,426 l´ll be fine. l´ll walk. 759 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:28,501 Need a ride? 760 00:00:34,949 --> 00:00:36,473 Where are we going? 761 00:00:36,617 --> 00:00:38,949 l just thought l´d give you a little tour. 762 00:00:51,499 --> 00:00:54,935 lf you look over there, it´s the Lincoln Memorial. 763 00:00:56,237 --> 00:00:57,864 Lincoln freed the slaves... 764 00:00:57,939 --> 00:01:01,773 but before he did it, he said, ´´First you niggers got to build me a statue.´´ 765 00:01:03,344 --> 00:01:06,279 Right there is the Jefferson Memorial. 766 00:01:06,347 --> 00:01:08,315 Jefferson had a black mistress. 767 00:01:08,382 --> 00:01:12,580 He said, ´´All men are created equal, but black women got the nicest ass!´´ 768 00:01:14,922 --> 00:01:16,651 That´s the Treasury. 769 00:01:16,824 --> 00:01:20,555 lf you look real hard in the window, you can see Oprah counting her money. 770 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:25,624 $20 trillion one, $20 trillion two.... 771 00:01:25,766 --> 00:01:26,824 Hi, Oprah! 772 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,337 What´s it like... 773 00:01:34,408 --> 00:01:38,469 traveling all over the country and meeting all those people? 774 00:01:39,547 --> 00:01:42,778 l like it. l like traveling, l like meeting the people. 775 00:01:42,850 --> 00:01:47,219 But sometimes, you don´t know if people like you for you. 776 00:01:47,321 --> 00:01:49,812 -Know what l mean? -l like you for you. 777 00:01:51,959 --> 00:01:53,859 And l think you´re okay. 778 00:01:54,195 --> 00:01:56,129 -Just okay? -l´m just playing. 779 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,259 l forgot how nice D.C. was. 780 00:02:02,770 --> 00:02:05,637 l´m always working. l never get a chance to check it out. 781 00:02:05,706 --> 00:02:08,971 Maybe you need to take advantage of what´s in front of you. 782 00:02:09,043 --> 00:02:13,343 You never know, you may look up someday, and it might not be there. 783 00:02:18,085 --> 00:02:19,177 Freeze! 784 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:23,115 Put your hands up in the air and step away from Mr. Gilliam! 785 00:02:23,190 --> 00:02:24,384 lt´s okay! 786 00:02:24,592 --> 00:02:27,356 -What the hell are you doing? -What the hell are you doing? 787 00:02:27,428 --> 00:02:31,387 You can´t go dashing off in the middle of the night with some girl. 788 00:02:31,465 --> 00:02:34,127 Something´s happened. We got to pack and get out of here! 789 00:02:34,235 --> 00:02:36,726 Somebody make sure she gets home safely. 790 00:02:37,171 --> 00:02:39,264 We have a plane waiting for us. 791 00:00:00,388 --> 00:00:04,415 In Florida today, guns and explosives were found at a junior high school. 792 00:00:04,492 --> 00:00:08,428 No one was injured in the incident, but with just six weeks till Election Day... 793 00:00:08,663 --> 00:00:11,154 this could be a hot-button issue for both parties. 794 00:00:11,232 --> 00:00:14,326 Now, back to the Jay-Z song already in progress. 795 00:00:15,870 --> 00:00:19,169 Muhammad, get me a gun in case another kid tries to get crazy. 796 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:22,903 This could work in our favor. Florida is a big Second Amendment state. 797 00:00:22,977 --> 00:00:25,741 This is serious. This is not the Player´s Ball. 798 00:00:25,813 --> 00:00:29,647 You can cut into Lewis´ numbers. Talk about the kids, not about the guns. 799 00:00:29,951 --> 00:00:32,181 lf l get shot, everybody is fired. 800 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:33,914 One question here. 801 00:00:33,988 --> 00:00:37,719 There´s been an outcry that something needs to be done about school violence. 802 00:00:37,792 --> 00:00:39,692 What do you plan to do about this? 803 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,853 l feel we need to talk to our kids.... 804 00:00:54,041 --> 00:00:55,030 Excuse me. 805 00:00:58,045 --> 00:00:59,410 Hello, children. 806 00:00:59,947 --> 00:01:01,209 Good morning. 807 00:01:03,084 --> 00:01:06,713 Pay attention. This is going to be a class: Bullshit 101 . 808 00:01:06,787 --> 00:01:10,723 Ladies and gentlemen, our American children are hurting today... 809 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:13,423 and we need to reach out to them... 810 00:01:13,494 --> 00:01:16,258 and give them all a good old-fashioned American hug. 811 00:01:18,332 --> 00:01:21,859 America is the greatest country on the face of the earth... 812 00:01:22,403 --> 00:01:23,836 and l want to say: 813 00:01:24,338 --> 00:01:25,828 God bless America! 814 00:01:26,507 --> 00:01:28,065 And no place else. 815 00:01:28,242 --> 00:01:30,369 Thank you. Thank you, children. 816 00:01:30,444 --> 00:01:33,174 No more bombs now. And don´t use guns. 817 00:01:33,981 --> 00:01:36,006 -That went well. -Very touching. 818 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:37,948 -The kids liked me. -You were very genuine. 819 00:01:38,019 --> 00:01:39,611 They responded. 820 00:01:39,687 --> 00:01:42,850 l tried to hug a girl and a boy so l wouldn´t seem sexist. 821 00:01:43,624 --> 00:01:45,319 Mr. Vice President! 822 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,894 Welcome to the show, Alderman Gilliam. 823 00:01:47,962 --> 00:01:50,294 Surprised you´re not somewhere with your girlfriend. 824 00:01:50,364 --> 00:01:51,524 How do you know about her? 825 00:01:51,599 --> 00:01:54,159 l´m the government. l know everything. 826 00:01:54,302 --> 00:01:55,769 We really should debate. 827 00:01:57,638 --> 00:01:59,538 Let´s get something straight. 828 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,370 l don´t know you, and l don´t like you. 829 00:02:03,244 --> 00:02:06,577 Party´s over. l´m fixing to whip your ass. 830 00:02:07,348 --> 00:02:08,747 You got it? 831 00:02:12,954 --> 00:02:14,581 Sir, we really should debate. 832 00:02:16,257 --> 00:02:19,715 God bless America, and no place else. 833 00:00:00,285 --> 00:00:02,947 Sir, we just got this off the uplink. 834 00:00:03,188 --> 00:00:04,120 What is it? 835 00:00:04,189 --> 00:00:07,022 An off-the-record comment by Mays Gilliam. 836 00:00:07,192 --> 00:00:08,921 -Bad? -Yes, sir. 837 00:00:09,528 --> 00:00:10,586 Good work. 838 00:00:17,235 --> 00:00:19,362 lt´s on! Guys, come here! 839 00:00:19,438 --> 00:00:22,805 ...Lewis was on the scene comforting parents and students. 840 00:00:23,642 --> 00:00:26,076 The press is in Lewis´ back pocket. 841 00:00:26,812 --> 00:00:30,578 In this CNB News exclusive, our cameras caught Gilliam... 842 00:00:30,816 --> 00:00:34,843 making what was arguably the most controversial statement of the day. 843 00:00:35,087 --> 00:00:38,113 They act like us. We´re bombing countries all the time. 844 00:00:38,190 --> 00:00:40,317 If I was 12, I´d have a gun, too. 845 00:00:40,392 --> 00:00:41,620 Tell me you didn´t say that. 846 00:00:41,727 --> 00:00:45,561 l didn´t know the camera was on me. l was playing around with some sound guy. 847 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:47,962 You didn´t know the camera was on you? 848 00:00:49,267 --> 00:00:53,363 Of course it´s on you. lt´s always on you! You´re running for President! 849 00:00:53,438 --> 00:00:54,598 l told you.... 850 00:00:54,673 --> 00:00:56,903 This is all your fault! 851 00:00:58,510 --> 00:01:01,741 Gilliam is under investigation by the FBI... 852 00:01:01,813 --> 00:01:03,713 for his involvement with this man... 853 00:01:03,915 --> 00:01:07,510 friend and associate and accused drug lord, Warren Pryor. 854 00:01:07,586 --> 00:01:10,282 -Lord, we´re going to jail. -We´re not going to jail. 855 00:01:10,388 --> 00:01:11,446 ls it true? 856 00:01:12,991 --> 00:01:14,151 What´s up, Warren? 857 00:01:14,226 --> 00:01:17,320 l know him, but l don´t drug-lord know him. 858 00:01:17,395 --> 00:01:21,491 lt´s just a guy l say ´´What´s up?´´ to. But l don´t know him know him. 859 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:24,898 Do you have drugs on you? Get them off, l´m not going to jail for you. 860 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:26,267 Are you on the pipe? 861 00:01:26,838 --> 00:01:28,897 This is messed up This really sucks 862 00:01:28,974 --> 00:01:31,340 Every time you´re doing good trouble just pops up 863 00:01:31,409 --> 00:01:33,673 He doesn´t know what he´s gonna do 864 00:01:36,281 --> 00:01:38,715 This is messed up This really sucks 865 00:01:38,784 --> 00:01:40,809 Keep your head up, it´s your best bet 866 00:01:40,886 --> 00:01:43,013 Let´s hope the election´s not through 867 00:01:43,088 --> 00:01:47,388 lf you see Mays Gilliam, please do not call the authorities. 868 00:01:47,692 --> 00:01:51,423 Just do whatever you can to make his life a living hell. 869 00:01:52,164 --> 00:01:53,256 No more questions! 870 00:01:53,331 --> 00:01:56,767 lf l see Mays Gilliam, l´ll bust a cap in his ass. 871 00:01:56,835 --> 00:02:01,431 Gilliam is done and Big Dave says, ´´Waa-waal´´ 872 00:02:02,307 --> 00:02:03,501 Oh, God. 873 00:02:04,409 --> 00:02:06,070 What am l going to do? 874 00:02:06,978 --> 00:02:10,573 What are you worried about? Your face isn´t on the side of a bus. 875 00:02:10,649 --> 00:02:12,844 l´ll be the one taking a hit for this. 876 00:02:12,918 --> 00:02:17,480 Get me on the news so l can apologize. That´s what the people want to hear. 877 00:02:17,722 --> 00:02:19,053 You´re probably right. 878 00:02:19,124 --> 00:02:21,718 Make a statement of some kind, try and sound sincere-- 879 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:23,488 Just give me a break! 880 00:02:24,362 --> 00:02:27,593 You think you can say you´re sorry and all of this will go away? 881 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:32,933 Mays, you´re running for President of the United States of America. 882 00:02:34,673 --> 00:02:38,268 Do you have any idea why they chose you? 883 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,046 -We picked you because-- -Shut up! 884 00:02:48,954 --> 00:02:51,320 You´re here to lose. 885 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:55,282 Arnot picked you so you could lose. 886 00:02:56,061 --> 00:02:57,961 Think about it. 887 00:02:58,196 --> 00:03:01,393 lf they had any idea they could win this thing... 888 00:03:01,466 --> 00:03:05,197 do you think they would have chosen an ignorant-ass nigger like you? 889 00:03:10,408 --> 00:03:11,705 Wait up. 890 00:03:12,143 --> 00:03:15,203 You´re not calling me an ignorant nigger... 891 00:03:15,313 --> 00:03:17,873 and thinking you´re staying on my bus. 892 00:03:19,150 --> 00:03:22,483 l am not getting off this bus. We´re in the middle of nowhere-- 893 00:03:22,554 --> 00:03:25,182 Now you need a ride from an ignorant nigger. 894 00:03:25,257 --> 00:03:27,088 l am not getting off this bus! 895 00:03:27,425 --> 00:03:28,449 Apologize. 896 00:03:28,994 --> 00:03:30,393 Security! 897 00:03:31,763 --> 00:03:33,321 Damn you, Mays Gilliam! 898 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:37,294 You knew about this all along? 899 00:04:00,558 --> 00:04:03,186 ls there trouble inside the Gilliam campaign? 900 00:04:03,261 --> 00:04:06,958 That´s what Washington insiders want to know after Gilliam´s chief advisor... 901 00:04:07,032 --> 00:04:09,899 Debra Lassiter, left the campaign trail. 902 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:12,435 Down in the polls, Gilliam still has no running mate. 903 00:04:12,504 --> 00:04:15,098 Sources say the Teamsters may endorse Lewis. 904 00:04:15,173 --> 00:04:17,801 Did Gilliam kill JonBenet Ramsay? Police want to know. 905 00:04:17,876 --> 00:04:20,709 The big question. Where is Mays Gilliam? 906 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,872 I´ll tell you where he´s at. He´s with his peepsl 907 00:04:30,322 --> 00:04:32,085 -Hello? -You up? 908 00:04:32,557 --> 00:04:35,390 l was hoping you´d call. Are you okay? 909 00:04:35,493 --> 00:04:38,018 l don´t know. l guess l´m all right. 910 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:40,825 Come on, talk to Mama. 911 00:04:41,266 --> 00:04:43,894 l don´t know. lt seems like they´re trying to get me. 912 00:04:43,969 --> 00:04:46,961 Everywhere l turn, they´re trying to put a foot in my ass. 913 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:50,405 After what you said, you need a foot put up in your ass. 914 00:04:50,508 --> 00:04:53,671 What did you expect? They would just make you President? 915 00:04:54,312 --> 00:04:56,644 They take a poll for everything l do. 916 00:04:57,182 --> 00:05:01,915 You ever been to a horserace? My dad used to take me when l was little. 917 00:05:02,754 --> 00:05:05,154 The horses wear blinders. 918 00:05:05,857 --> 00:05:09,452 They don´t even see each other. They just run their race. 919 00:05:09,995 --> 00:05:13,396 So don´t worry about Lewis, don´t worry about the press... 920 00:05:13,498 --> 00:05:15,523 just run your race. 921 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:17,359 Let me ask you something. 922 00:05:17,469 --> 00:05:18,493 Okay. 923 00:05:19,104 --> 00:05:20,594 What are you wearing? 924 00:05:21,039 --> 00:05:23,007 Now, you know you need to stop. 925 00:00:03,818 --> 00:00:06,082 Man, news travels fast. 926 00:00:06,454 --> 00:00:10,356 Not 10 minutes after you fired me, l had two offers for jobs. 927 00:00:10,425 --> 00:00:11,517 Good offers. 928 00:00:11,593 --> 00:00:12,992 What are you doing here? 929 00:00:13,294 --> 00:00:16,752 l know you got no reason to trust me, but l´m asking you to. 930 00:00:17,098 --> 00:00:19,157 You´ve got five weeks left. 931 00:00:19,234 --> 00:00:22,203 l know Lassiter is out, but l think... 932 00:00:23,004 --> 00:00:25,472 l can help you do this. 933 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:27,201 l want to help you. 934 00:00:29,410 --> 00:00:31,401 And l´m sorry, Mays. 935 00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:34,039 l don´t know what else to say... 936 00:00:34,282 --> 00:00:37,479 but as bad as things look, l don´t think you should quit. 937 00:00:38,419 --> 00:00:40,216 Who said l was quitting? 938 00:00:40,688 --> 00:00:42,280 l wish l could quit. 939 00:00:42,457 --> 00:00:44,118 l wish it was that easy. 940 00:00:45,293 --> 00:00:46,817 You´re lucky. 941 00:00:47,328 --> 00:00:50,491 You are so lucky. You don´t know how good you got it. 942 00:00:50,765 --> 00:00:52,665 You just represent yourself. 943 00:00:52,734 --> 00:00:53,860 Me? 944 00:00:54,836 --> 00:00:56,895 l represent my whole race. 945 00:00:57,639 --> 00:00:59,072 lf l quit... 946 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:02,371 there won´t be another black candidate for 50 years. 947 00:01:04,479 --> 00:01:05,605 All right. 948 00:01:07,348 --> 00:01:11,182 We can get rid of the school thing with a statement that will blow things over. 949 00:01:11,352 --> 00:01:12,751 But we need a running mate. 950 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:15,550 Who am l supposed to pick? Nobody wants to run with me. 951 00:01:15,623 --> 00:01:17,682 We need somebody we can trust. 952 00:01:20,228 --> 00:01:21,627 Who do you trust? 953 00:01:23,698 --> 00:01:25,791 In the midst of his own Cinderella story... 954 00:01:25,867 --> 00:01:28,802 presidential candidate Gilliam is shaking it up. 955 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:31,566 He´s chosen his brother, Mitch Gilliam... 956 00:01:31,639 --> 00:01:34,767 a bail bondsman from Chicago, as his running mate. 957 00:01:35,209 --> 00:01:38,474 Political analysts say this may be too little, too late. 958 00:01:38,546 --> 00:01:40,673 Hi, l´m with the Pork Commission-- 959 00:01:40,848 --> 00:01:43,373 l´m from the Athlete´s Foot-- 960 00:01:44,652 --> 00:01:45,778 Brother! 961 00:01:45,954 --> 00:01:48,514 Can you get my demo tape to somebody-- 962 00:01:57,966 --> 00:01:59,194 Are these your bags? 963 00:01:59,267 --> 00:02:01,895 Look at my shoes and at the bags. Shut up and follow me. 964 00:02:03,905 --> 00:02:05,372 Back up. 965 00:02:12,213 --> 00:02:15,580 What do you have to say about your brother´s controversial comments? 966 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:19,413 My gosh, lady, my brother said he was sorry. Let it go. 967 00:02:19,587 --> 00:02:21,748 See, that´s why nobody like your ass. 968 00:02:23,758 --> 00:02:26,556 We got work to do. We way behind in the polls. 969 00:02:26,628 --> 00:02:28,562 -Am l getting paid for this? -Yeah. 970 00:02:29,731 --> 00:02:33,189 You´re running for the vice presidency. You´re a bail bondsman. 971 00:02:33,267 --> 00:02:37,533 You have no Washington experience, no political experience or connections. 972 00:02:37,605 --> 00:02:41,541 How does being a bail bondsman qualify you to be Vice President? 973 00:02:42,310 --> 00:02:43,834 l am a bail bondsman. 974 00:02:43,978 --> 00:02:46,674 People come to me when they in trouble, like the USA. 975 00:02:46,748 --> 00:02:49,342 We bail people out. We bail out Mexico... 976 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:52,284 the savings and loan, the airline industry. 977 00:02:52,453 --> 00:02:55,786 Now you ask me, sir, what qualify me to run for Vice President. 978 00:02:55,857 --> 00:02:58,348 When the country is in trouble, l´ll bail them out. 979 00:02:58,426 --> 00:03:01,020 Hold that thought. We have a caller from Detroit. 980 00:03:01,095 --> 00:03:05,498 Mitchl Why you looking around? It´s Reggie.... Where my money at? 981 00:03:05,566 --> 00:03:08,364 Don´t call me with that bullshit! You see l´m on TV. 982 00:03:08,436 --> 00:03:10,028 What about NATO? 983 00:03:10,104 --> 00:03:13,665 l never met Nato. l don´t talk about people behind their back. 984 00:03:13,741 --> 00:03:16,266 NATO is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. 985 00:03:16,711 --> 00:03:19,680 l thought you were talking about this guy named Nato. 986 00:03:19,747 --> 00:03:21,738 But you have to know these things. 987 00:03:21,849 --> 00:03:23,942 Do you know Nato Jacobs? 988 00:03:24,118 --> 00:03:27,178 Do you know Nato Jacobs? 989 00:03:27,388 --> 00:03:29,117 l´m sorry, l haven´t met the gentleman. 990 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:30,657 That´s what l said. 991 00:03:30,725 --> 00:03:33,922 You know nothing about Nato? l know nothing about NATO. 992 00:03:34,162 --> 00:03:37,529 Why are you out here since inmates don´t have the right to vote? 993 00:03:37,598 --> 00:03:40,465 lt´s not about the vote. We´re looking out for the convicts. 994 00:03:40,535 --> 00:03:43,561 We want to make sure when they get out that they stay out. 995 00:03:43,638 --> 00:03:47,335 The better the education, they become more productive citizens. 996 00:03:47,508 --> 00:03:49,032 Mitch! What´s up? 997 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:50,236 Shorty G! 998 00:03:50,311 --> 00:03:52,040 lt´s good to see you, boy! 999 00:03:52,113 --> 00:03:55,947 This is Shorty G. l arrested his ass. l thought you got the chair, boy. 1000 00:03:56,050 --> 00:03:59,451 Mr. Gilliam, how would you deal with white-collar crime? 1001 00:03:59,754 --> 00:04:02,279 There´s no such thing as white-collar crime. 1002 00:04:02,457 --> 00:04:04,687 And there´s no such thing as black-on-black crime. 1003 00:04:04,792 --> 00:04:05,986 Crime is crime. 1004 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:09,689 l don´t care if you have a white collar or a tank top. 1005 00:04:09,931 --> 00:04:12,593 lf you rob me, l´ll whup your ass. 1006 00:00:00,259 --> 00:00:04,389 I´m Janet Silvers reporting live in D.C., where transit operators.... 1007 00:00:04,463 --> 00:00:07,455 -l wish we´d get into the White House. -To have a cookout? 1008 00:00:07,533 --> 00:00:09,660 They were just talking about your ward. 1009 00:00:09,735 --> 00:00:11,032 What´s going on down there? 1010 00:00:11,103 --> 00:00:15,005 They want to cut bus service until they finish construction. l should go. 1011 00:00:15,074 --> 00:00:18,043 -So you can blow up the bus line? -One thing at a time. 1012 00:00:18,110 --> 00:00:21,944 The Teamsters haven´t endorsed Lewis yet. Our numbers are going up. 1013 00:00:22,014 --> 00:00:25,347 lf we want a real shot at this thing, we got to get Lewis to debate. 1014 00:00:25,417 --> 00:00:27,317 He knows that. That´s why he won´t. 1015 00:00:27,386 --> 00:00:29,513 He´s avoiding me like he owes me child support. 1016 00:00:29,588 --> 00:00:32,716 He is scared. He´s holding the ball, hoping the clock will run out. 1017 00:00:32,791 --> 00:00:35,726 That´s a punk move. Ducking and hiding like a little bitch! 1018 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:39,320 That may be, but he won´t debate you because you call him a little bitch. 1019 00:00:42,134 --> 00:00:44,466 What this community needs-- 1020 00:00:44,536 --> 00:00:47,505 ls for you to debate me right now! 1021 00:00:47,573 --> 00:00:49,006 Tell the people that! 1022 00:00:49,074 --> 00:00:51,508 l thought l told you that we won´t stop. 1023 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,076 Now, my agenda-- 1024 00:00:53,145 --> 00:00:54,669 l´ll tell you about our agenda. 1025 00:00:54,747 --> 00:00:56,442 lt´s to have a debate right now! 1026 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:59,177 Get rid of this zero and talk to the hero. 1027 00:01:01,453 --> 00:01:03,683 You got time to jog, but not to debate? 1028 00:01:03,756 --> 00:01:05,246 You can run, but you can´t hide. 1029 00:01:05,324 --> 00:01:06,985 l thought l told you we won´t stop. 1030 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:10,628 What you looking for, the news? The news is we want to debatel 1031 00:01:11,096 --> 00:01:13,656 -Why did you change the channel? -He´s scaredl 1032 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:16,931 -A word from our sponsor. -We want to debatel 1033 00:01:17,002 --> 00:01:20,165 I thought I told you that we won´t stop. 1034 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,334 Yo, Lewisl 1035 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:28,276 Your mother´s ass is so big, when she sits down she´s three feet taller. 1036 00:01:28,814 --> 00:01:31,942 Yo, Lewisl Your mother´s got a really big assl 1037 00:01:32,017 --> 00:01:34,611 Sir, it´s time we prepare for a debate. 1038 00:01:34,687 --> 00:01:37,485 Give me one good reason l should debate that jerk. 1039 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:40,184 -He talked about your mother! -So what? 1040 00:01:41,460 --> 00:01:44,861 Are you going to just let him talk about me like that? 1041 00:01:49,835 --> 00:01:53,771 After some inventive chiding on the part of Alderman Mays Gilliam... 1042 00:01:53,839 --> 00:01:57,536 Vice President Lewis has finally agreed to one debate... 1043 00:01:57,876 --> 00:02:00,208 the night before the election. 1044 00:02:01,613 --> 00:02:04,173 So, baby brother, this is it. You ready? 1045 00:02:05,184 --> 00:02:06,742 All right, l guess. 1046 00:02:06,819 --> 00:02:09,617 You guess? You don´t know? You either ready or you ain´t. 1047 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,913 What´s your problem? l´m ready, okay? 1048 00:02:13,225 --> 00:02:17,286 No, you ain´t. Look at you. lf you call this ready, this won´t get it. 1049 00:02:17,363 --> 00:02:20,196 Dress for the job you want, not for the job you got. 1050 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,994 You ain´t talking about my clothes. 1051 00:02:22,067 --> 00:02:24,126 Come on now. This ain´t about me. 1052 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:28,035 lf l got a good idea, it shouldn´t matter what the hell l´m wearing! 1053 00:02:28,874 --> 00:02:30,705 You know you messed up, man. 1054 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,070 l´m telling you right now. 1055 00:02:33,345 --> 00:02:35,336 You know, this ain´t about me! 1056 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,343 Lewis ain´t no punk. He ain´t no joke. 1057 00:02:40,519 --> 00:02:43,317 That man has been Vice President for eight years. 1058 00:02:43,722 --> 00:02:46,213 He´s a war hero. He´s Sharon Stone´s cousin. 1059 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,758 You better come correct. 1060 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,259 Yeah? Well, l got us this far! 1061 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,925 This is as far as you´re going to get! 1062 00:02:55,434 --> 00:02:57,925 -lt´s like that? -That´s the way it is. 1063 00:02:58,037 --> 00:03:00,301 Geller and them up there pumping your head up. 1064 00:03:00,372 --> 00:03:02,533 But Lewis will smack it back down! 1065 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,295 Oh, my God. 1066 00:03:24,797 --> 00:03:26,492 Little brother, you all right? 1067 00:03:30,436 --> 00:03:32,131 That´s what your ass get. 1068 00:03:32,204 --> 00:03:35,105 You need anything? Because it look like you need some help. 1069 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,472 You gonna get yours! l´ll tell Ma! 1070 00:03:37,543 --> 00:03:38,805 You better not tell! 1071 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,017 Hello? 1072 00:03:47,886 --> 00:03:52,653 Don´t intrude in my life anymore. l don´t want to have anything to do with you... 1073 00:03:52,724 --> 00:03:54,351 not after the way you treated me. 1074 00:03:54,426 --> 00:03:57,827 l´m sorry l threw you off the bus. lt was wrong. 1075 00:03:57,896 --> 00:04:00,228 l couldn´t take what you were saying. 1076 00:04:00,299 --> 00:04:01,596 What do you want? 1077 00:04:02,401 --> 00:04:03,698 l want to win. 1078 00:00:07,692 --> 00:00:11,685 Welcome to New York City for the 2004 Presidential Debates. 1079 00:00:12,397 --> 00:00:13,455 Where is he? 1080 00:00:13,531 --> 00:00:15,692 He was right behind me. Should l look for him? 1081 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:18,167 -They´re getting nervous. -We´ve got to do something. 1082 00:00:18,236 --> 00:00:19,897 -l can do something. -No! 1083 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:24,738 Ladies and gentlemen, Vice President Brian Lewis. 1084 00:00:36,121 --> 00:00:38,282 Wait. Here they come. 1085 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:41,852 Sweet. 1086 00:00:42,861 --> 00:00:44,385 Hello, Martin. 1087 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:47,223 Sorry l´m late. l had to change. 1088 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:50,392 -Mr. Earl, nice to see you. -Nice to see you too, sir. 1089 00:00:50,502 --> 00:00:51,764 Let´s move. 1090 00:00:53,838 --> 00:00:57,501 There are 250 million people out there deciding who to vote for. 1091 00:00:57,575 --> 00:01:00,669 They all know Lewis didn´t want to debate you. Show them why. 1092 00:01:00,745 --> 00:01:03,646 -Stay focused. -Take your time. 1093 00:01:03,748 --> 00:01:06,683 lf he get out of pocket, put your foot in his ass. 1094 00:01:06,851 --> 00:01:08,614 By the way, nice suit. 1095 00:01:10,221 --> 00:01:12,382 -´´Fuh-buh´´? -Fubu. 1096 00:01:12,457 --> 00:01:14,084 Even l knew that. 1097 00:01:15,593 --> 00:01:19,495 Ladies and gentlemen, Alderman Mays Gilliam. 1098 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:34,408 Yo, when´s Martin coming on, man? 1099 00:01:37,015 --> 00:01:39,108 My momma told me to whup your ass. 1100 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:49,054 The first question is directed by coin flip to the Vice President. 1101 00:01:49,661 --> 00:01:51,424 Vice President Lewis... 1102 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:54,225 what steps should be taken to limit our youth´s access... 1103 00:01:54,299 --> 00:01:56,028 to violent materials? 1104 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:59,331 Our American children´s futures are at stake here. 1105 00:01:59,971 --> 00:02:04,135 We need to study this issue, and appropriate legislation... 1106 00:02:04,209 --> 00:02:07,406 that will return us to an America we can be proud of. 1107 00:02:08,246 --> 00:02:10,874 God bless America, and no place else. 1108 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:19,017 Alderman Gilliam, same question, please. 1109 00:02:19,090 --> 00:02:21,888 How do we limit violent material? Turn it off. 1110 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,993 And if the kids cut it back on, knock them out. 1111 00:02:25,096 --> 00:02:26,529 That´s why l don´t smoke. 1112 00:02:26,598 --> 00:02:28,998 When l was a kid, my daddy caught me smoking... 1113 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,625 and he knocked me out! 1114 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:34,203 And to this day, l don´t smoke. Not because l´m scared of cancer. 1115 00:02:34,272 --> 00:02:37,764 l don´t smoke because l think my dad is going to walk through that door... 1116 00:02:37,842 --> 00:02:39,867 and knock me the hell out! 1117 00:02:40,245 --> 00:02:42,372 Knock out your kids. lt helps. 1118 00:02:51,456 --> 00:02:53,083 Vice President Lewis... 1119 00:02:53,191 --> 00:02:57,059 with over 10,000 gun deaths per year in the United States... 1120 00:02:57,595 --> 00:03:00,291 do you believe we need stricter gun control laws? 1121 00:03:00,398 --> 00:03:02,559 l don´t think we need more gun control. 1122 00:03:02,634 --> 00:03:05,728 l say we enforce the laws that are already on the books. 1123 00:03:05,803 --> 00:03:08,636 The problem is, nobody reads the books. 1124 00:03:08,706 --> 00:03:11,732 We need to start putting laws on videos... 1125 00:03:11,809 --> 00:03:14,937 because everybody watches videos, MTV, BET. 1126 00:03:15,013 --> 00:03:17,573 We need to put some laws on the Nelly video. 1127 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:22,718 lf you had laws on a Destiny´s Child video right now, you could stop crime. 1128 00:03:22,787 --> 00:03:26,348 -We already have gun licensing. -But that´s only to carry the gun. 1129 00:03:26,424 --> 00:03:27,948 Let the people decide. 1130 00:03:28,059 --> 00:03:31,620 The people can´t decide. The people are too busy getting shot in the ass. 1131 00:03:51,349 --> 00:03:52,577 That´s my brother. 1132 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:55,380 That´s another reason he´s not qualified. 1133 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:59,115 Because l had the good sense to pick my big brother to be my running mate? 1134 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:01,349 l didn´t come here to argue with you. 1135 00:04:01,426 --> 00:04:05,055 Yes, you did. We´re having a debate. A debate ain´t nothing but an argument. 1136 00:04:05,129 --> 00:04:06,790 A debate isn´t an argument. 1137 00:04:06,965 --> 00:04:09,126 -Yes, it is. -No, it isn´t. 1138 00:04:09,867 --> 00:04:12,062 -Yes, it is. -No, it isn´t. 1139 00:04:12,737 --> 00:04:14,830 l know you are, but what am l? 1140 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:24,540 Can we just move on? This is ridiculous. 1141 00:04:24,615 --> 00:04:25,946 Our next question comes from-- 1142 00:04:26,017 --> 00:04:27,143 l have a question. 1143 00:04:27,752 --> 00:04:31,347 Would you like our reception to be buffet style or formal seating? 1144 00:04:31,456 --> 00:04:33,481 lf you put Robert next to Nelson... 1145 00:04:33,558 --> 00:04:36,652 he´ll be very angry because he wanted to be your best man. 1146 00:04:36,728 --> 00:04:38,559 Security. 1147 00:04:38,629 --> 00:04:40,153 l love you so much-- 1148 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:44,330 The candidates have agreed upon a short closing speech. 1149 00:04:44,402 --> 00:04:47,496 Vice President Lewis won the coin toss. 1150 00:04:47,572 --> 00:04:49,233 He has elected to go first. 1151 00:04:49,407 --> 00:04:50,669 Thank you. 1152 00:04:51,642 --> 00:04:53,701 -No, it isn´t. -Yes, it is! 1153 00:04:54,178 --> 00:04:57,705 Tonight you have seen two different men... 1154 00:04:57,882 --> 00:05:01,682 with two very different points of view, battle to win your vote. 1155 00:05:02,487 --> 00:05:04,921 And this is what America is all about. 1156 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:07,787 As we´ve seen tonight... 1157 00:05:07,925 --> 00:05:12,419 Alderman Gilliam can be captivating and entertaining. 1158 00:05:13,264 --> 00:05:16,791 But America needs more than that from its Commander in Chief. 1159 00:05:17,168 --> 00:05:20,194 To lead America, it takes experience. 1160 00:05:20,505 --> 00:05:23,906 Now, I´ve been Vice President for the last eight years. 1161 00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:28,444 l´m a war hero, and l´m Sharon Stone´s cousin. 1162 00:05:29,847 --> 00:05:33,783 And to me, America is like a fine performance car. 1163 00:05:34,519 --> 00:05:37,113 And now is not the time... 1164 00:05:37,622 --> 00:05:40,523 to turn this fine vehicle we call America... 1165 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:43,426 over to the hands of an amateur. 1166 00:05:46,364 --> 00:05:50,061 l´m Brian Lewis, and l am your last chance. 1167 00:05:51,069 --> 00:05:54,163 God bless America, and no place else. 1168 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:01,701 Yeah, it´s over now. 1169 00:06:02,747 --> 00:06:04,612 Why do you have to be so negative? 1170 00:06:05,583 --> 00:06:06,845 Give me five. 1171 00:06:06,918 --> 00:06:08,146 Thank you. 1172 00:06:10,488 --> 00:06:11,819 Hold it! 1173 00:06:23,401 --> 00:06:26,700 You´re right, Vice President Lewis. l am an amateur. 1174 00:06:27,238 --> 00:06:29,399 When it comes to creating so many enemies... 1175 00:06:29,474 --> 00:06:33,672 that we need billions of dollars to protect ourselves, l´m an amateur. 1176 00:06:33,778 --> 00:06:36,645 When it comes to paying farmers not to grow food... 1177 00:06:36,714 --> 00:06:40,172 while people in this country starve every day, l´m an amateur. 1178 00:06:40,251 --> 00:06:44,415 When it comes to creating a drug policy that makes crack and heroin... 1179 00:06:44,489 --> 00:06:47,981 cheaper than asthma and AlDS medicine, l´m an amateur. 1180 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:50,459 But there´s nothing wrong with being an amateur. 1181 00:06:50,528 --> 00:06:53,861 The people that started the Underground Railroad were amateurs. 1182 00:06:53,931 --> 00:06:56,365 Martin Luther King was an amateur. 1183 00:06:56,767 --> 00:06:59,361 Have you ever been to Amateur Night at the Apollo? 1184 00:06:59,437 --> 00:07:01,632 Some of the world´s best talent was there: 1185 00:07:01,706 --> 00:07:06,200 James Brown, Luther Vandross, Rockwell, the Crown Heights Affair. 1186 00:07:06,277 --> 00:07:09,110 -Hall and Oates! -The Fat Boys, Rob Base. 1187 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:11,648 But you wouldn´t know nothing about that. Why? 1188 00:07:11,716 --> 00:07:14,514 Because when it comes to judging talent and potential... 1189 00:07:14,585 --> 00:07:16,849 you, my friend, are an amateur! 1190 00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:26,897 -l believe the Alderman is over his time. -You had eight years to talk. 1191 00:07:26,964 --> 00:07:30,229 Now it´s my turn. l´m getting mine! 1192 00:07:32,436 --> 00:07:34,927 Ladies and gentlemen, hold your applause, please. 1193 00:07:35,006 --> 00:07:37,736 How can you help the poor if you never been poor? 1194 00:07:37,808 --> 00:07:41,266 How can you stop crime if you don´t know no criminals? 1195 00:07:41,345 --> 00:07:45,839 How can you make drug policy if you never smoked a chronic? 1196 00:07:46,817 --> 00:07:49,513 How can you do that? Just a nickel bag! 1197 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:51,884 l´m a real American. 1198 00:07:51,956 --> 00:07:56,052 l´ve been high, l´ve been robbed, l´ve been broke. 1199 00:07:56,160 --> 00:08:00,620 My credit is horrible! They won´t even take my cash! 1200 00:08:01,165 --> 00:08:05,295 You´re always talking about, ´´God bless America, and no place else.´´ 1201 00:08:05,369 --> 00:08:08,133 But isn´t it obvious that God has blessed America? 1202 00:08:08,206 --> 00:08:11,801 America is the richest, most powerful nation on earth. 1203 00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:16,544 lf America was a woman, it would be a big-titty woman. 1204 00:08:16,614 --> 00:08:19,242 And everybody loves a big-titty woman! 1205 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:21,277 So, in closing... 1206 00:08:21,352 --> 00:08:24,048 l´d like to say you are full of shit. 1207 00:08:25,556 --> 00:08:28,354 ´´God bless America, and no place else.´´ 1208 00:08:28,426 --> 00:08:31,918 How about ´´God bless Haiti´´ or ´´God bless Africa´´? 1209 00:08:31,996 --> 00:08:33,827 How about ´´God bless Jamaica´´? 1210 00:08:33,898 --> 00:08:37,493 l´m not talking about Jamaica, the beach tribes you all love. 1211 00:08:37,568 --> 00:08:41,436 l´m talking about stabbing Jamaica. That´s what l´m talking about. 1212 00:08:41,505 --> 00:08:46,408 So, tonight l want to say: ´´God bless America, and everybody else!´´ 1213 00:08:46,911 --> 00:08:49,106 The whole world! God bless you! 1214 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:53,674 l´m Mays Gilliam, and l´m running for President of the United States of America. 1215 00:08:53,851 --> 00:08:55,079 Ya heard? 1216 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:19,676 Now we can watch Martin! 1217 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:14,385 -Hello? -Good morning, Mr. President. 1218 00:00:16,030 --> 00:00:19,329 -What time is it? -l think it´s a little after 7:00. 1219 00:00:19,667 --> 00:00:23,159 -Lisa, I need some help in herel -Will you wait a damn minute? 1220 00:00:23,504 --> 00:00:26,701 I was so proud of you. You were so good last night. 1221 00:00:28,976 --> 00:00:33,310 Tonight, no matter what, win or lose, l want to see you. 1222 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:35,611 l don´t know. l might have to work. 1223 00:00:35,683 --> 00:00:38,208 But if l don´t see you tonight, l will see you soon. 1224 00:00:38,285 --> 00:00:42,415 Just run your race, get out there, and do what you got to do, okay? 1225 00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:45,354 -l´ll talk to you later. Bye. -All right. 1226 00:00:45,893 --> 00:00:49,329 It´s Election Day, Tuesday, November 8, 2004. 1227 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,262 The stage is set for what will be... 1228 00:00:51,332 --> 00:00:54,199 one of the most dramatic campaign finales of all time. 1229 00:00:54,268 --> 00:00:57,863 The question everyone´s asking is. ´´Who will America vote for?´´ 1230 00:00:58,539 --> 00:01:00,166 l voted for Mays Gilliam. 1231 00:01:00,241 --> 00:01:02,937 -l voted for big business. -l voted for Lewis. 1232 00:01:03,044 --> 00:01:05,672 Who the fuck you think l´m voting for? 1233 00:01:06,113 --> 00:01:07,910 There seems to be an agreement... 1234 00:01:07,982 --> 00:01:11,383 between Washington, D.C., officials and transit authority operators... 1235 00:01:11,452 --> 00:01:14,148 regarding the shutdown of the 9th Ward bus line. 1236 00:01:14,221 --> 00:01:16,883 I don´t see how they could do this to us. 1237 00:01:16,957 --> 00:01:20,290 People got to make money and get to work. 1238 00:01:20,828 --> 00:01:25,765 -Show them how you do it. -The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire 1239 00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:29,064 You´re not gonna believe this. We got the Teamsters! 1240 00:01:29,136 --> 00:01:32,867 -That´s great, little brother! -They´ll announce it at a press conference. 1241 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:35,568 You just have to go, shake hands, take photographs... 1242 00:01:35,643 --> 00:01:37,406 but it is yours. 1243 00:01:39,814 --> 00:01:40,940 What´s the matter? 1244 00:01:41,015 --> 00:01:44,815 lf they shut down this bus service, l will drive you to work myself. 1245 00:01:45,886 --> 00:01:48,514 -l can´t do it. -But it´s Election Day! 1246 00:01:48,589 --> 00:01:51,422 You have to get the endorsement. You said you want to win. 1247 00:01:51,492 --> 00:01:54,586 You can´t snub the Teamsters. You want them to endorse Lewis? 1248 00:01:54,662 --> 00:01:57,426 l´m not worried about Lewis. l´m running my race. 1249 00:01:57,498 --> 00:01:59,966 Go ahead, baby brother. l got this. 1250 00:02:01,969 --> 00:02:04,767 -You´re just gonna let him go? -He´s a grown man. 1251 00:02:04,839 --> 00:02:08,673 They shut down the whole bus line. What can he do about that? 1252 00:02:17,518 --> 00:02:21,818 In the latest exit poll, Vice President Lewis has 51 percent of the vote. 1253 00:02:21,889 --> 00:02:23,584 Bring him back. He got to vote. 1254 00:02:23,657 --> 00:02:27,149 ...while Mays Gilliam is posting an impressive 47 percent. 1255 00:02:28,395 --> 00:02:30,522 You gotta get to the back of the bus. 1256 00:02:30,598 --> 00:02:32,361 l´m just playing. Come on. 1257 00:02:32,733 --> 00:02:36,635 Now, he and Vice President Lewis are in a statistical dead heat. 1258 00:02:36,704 --> 00:02:38,194 Come on, hoes! 1259 00:02:38,305 --> 00:02:42,503 While Lewis and Mitch Gilliam have been working the campaign trail... 1260 00:02:42,776 --> 00:02:45,904 Mays Gilliam has been out driving people to work. 1261 00:02:48,315 --> 00:02:51,284 Damn it! Why didn´t somebody around here think of this? 1262 00:02:51,352 --> 00:02:53,877 Why am l not out there driving a damn bus? 1263 00:02:53,954 --> 00:02:57,253 Get me an SUV, a minivan, a bus, a scooter... 1264 00:02:57,324 --> 00:02:59,417 a motorcycle, or a rickshaw. 1265 00:02:59,493 --> 00:03:00,960 Get me some wheels, bitch! 1266 00:03:02,329 --> 00:03:04,126 Are you going uptown? 1267 00:03:05,399 --> 00:03:07,264 Come on. Wait a minute! 1268 00:03:08,569 --> 00:03:10,696 We could write our own vows! 1269 00:03:11,572 --> 00:03:14,473 l love you, Mays! 1270 00:03:15,910 --> 00:03:19,471 With the polls about 30 minutes from closing on the East Coast... 1271 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:23,210 Mays Gilliam is actually ahead by several points. 1272 00:03:25,819 --> 00:03:28,379 There is no question that Lewis has Texas. 1273 00:03:30,191 --> 00:03:33,490 lt seems clear Gilliam is going to take New York. 1274 00:03:37,865 --> 00:03:38,854 New York! 1275 00:03:38,933 --> 00:03:40,992 lt´s likely Lewis will take Michigan. 1276 00:03:42,836 --> 00:03:46,772 lt looks like Gilliam might just pull an upset in lllinois. 1277 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,043 lllinois! 1278 00:03:51,045 --> 00:03:52,012 Go, Mays! 1279 00:03:52,079 --> 00:03:54,775 This looks like it may come down to California. 1280 00:03:54,848 --> 00:03:57,442 This looks like it may come down to California. 1281 00:03:57,518 --> 00:04:00,009 This looks like it may come down to California. 1282 00:04:01,956 --> 00:04:05,414 l need to know. How real is this? Can we win without California? 1283 00:04:05,492 --> 00:04:09,053 We stand a chance if you call your connections to the energy companies-- 1284 00:04:09,129 --> 00:04:11,723 No, you can´t win without California. 1285 00:04:11,865 --> 00:04:13,298 What are you doing here? 1286 00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:16,700 Shut up. You want to win, you´ll do what l tell you. 1287 00:04:17,104 --> 00:04:20,005 Gilliam has over 90 percent minority turnout. 1288 00:04:20,074 --> 00:04:24,272 Whites are the majority, but they´re not voting. They don´t like you. 1289 00:04:24,578 --> 00:04:26,603 -l like you, sir. -Shut up. 1290 00:04:27,147 --> 00:04:28,842 How can we turn this around? 1291 00:04:28,916 --> 00:04:32,317 There´s about one and a half hours left at the West Coast polls. 1292 00:04:32,386 --> 00:04:36,152 lf there´s a leak saying Gilliam is going to win, you´ll get a late rush. 1293 00:04:36,223 --> 00:04:39,021 You get California, you get the election. 1294 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:44,724 lt will make the 6:30 news if we do it now. We just have to put it out there. 1295 00:04:44,798 --> 00:04:48,063 -Can we do this? -We´re the government. We can do anything. 1296 00:04:49,003 --> 00:04:51,767 The race for President now turns to the West Coast. 1297 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:54,831 People, Armageddon is upon us and Big Dave is scared. 1298 00:04:54,908 --> 00:04:59,345 If these voting trends sustain, it´s likely that for the first time in history... 1299 00:04:59,413 --> 00:05:03,474 a black man will become President of the United States of America. 1300 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:43,384 ´´I have a dream that one day... 1301 00:05:45,159 --> 00:05:47,525 ´´this nation will rise up... 1302 00:05:48,829 --> 00:05:51,764 ´´and live out the true meaning of its creed. 1303 00:05:52,666 --> 00:05:55,829 ´´´We hold these truths to be self-evident. 1304 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:58,402 ´´´that all men are created equal. ´´´ 1305 00:05:59,373 --> 00:06:00,362 Checkmate. 1306 00:06:00,441 --> 00:06:02,841 I, Richard Nixon, do solemnly swear.... 1307 00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:05,105 I, Ronald Reagan, do solemnly swear.... 1308 00:00:00,407 --> 00:00:02,238 The race for President is over. 1309 00:00:03,777 --> 00:00:05,301 The election is now over. 1310 00:00:05,379 --> 00:00:07,745 -The race for President.... -...is over. 1311 00:00:10,350 --> 00:00:12,375 The race for President is over. 1312 00:00:12,753 --> 00:00:16,814 For the first time in history, a black man, Mays Gilliam... 1313 00:00:17,557 --> 00:00:21,391 will be the next President of the United States of America. 1314 00:00:40,547 --> 00:00:42,208 Come here, brother. 1315 00:00:44,851 --> 00:00:46,944 -l love you, man! -l love you, too. 1316 00:00:55,996 --> 00:00:58,226 l appreciate it. Thanks a lot. 1317 00:01:00,934 --> 00:01:02,265 Thank you. 1318 00:01:04,871 --> 00:01:07,772 We won! Aren´t you happy? 1319 00:01:08,208 --> 00:01:10,267 -Can l have a massage? -Yes! 1320 00:01:10,677 --> 00:01:12,542 l won! 1321 00:01:14,381 --> 00:01:17,782 There is no way in the world l could have ever done this without you. 1322 00:01:17,851 --> 00:01:19,045 You´re damn right. 1323 00:01:19,119 --> 00:01:22,145 We won! We did it! Yes! 1324 00:01:24,057 --> 00:01:25,991 Look at my little brother! 1325 00:01:26,059 --> 00:01:29,756 -Boy, l´m proud of you! Mr. President! -Mr. Vice President. 1326 00:01:29,863 --> 00:01:34,323 You´re the man! You ain´t got to worry about no assassinations or nothing. 1327 00:01:34,401 --> 00:01:36,835 They sure don´t want me to be the next President. 1328 00:01:36,903 --> 00:01:39,098 You can raise taxes, start a war.... 1329 00:01:39,172 --> 00:01:40,901 Mays Gilliam began this race.... 1330 00:01:40,974 --> 00:01:43,909 That´s my man! 1331 00:01:45,846 --> 00:01:47,507 Excuse me, please. 1332 00:01:49,216 --> 00:01:51,684 -l´ve been looking for you. -l was looking for you. 1333 00:01:51,751 --> 00:01:54,242 -This is amazing! -lt´s amazing. 1334 00:01:54,321 --> 00:01:56,118 lt´s incredible. 1335 00:01:56,189 --> 00:01:58,282 -What you were up against. -The odds! 1336 00:01:58,358 --> 00:02:01,725 l can´t wait to start working, and do l have a job for you! 1337 00:02:02,529 --> 00:02:06,397 l don´t know what to say. What department do you want me to work in? Finance? 1338 00:02:06,466 --> 00:02:09,526 No, that´s not good enough for you. 1339 00:02:09,603 --> 00:02:12,003 -Foreign Affairs? -No, not Foreign Affairs. 1340 00:02:12,072 --> 00:02:15,269 l thought you could do something real good in Security! 1341 00:02:16,176 --> 00:02:17,438 You suck! 1342 00:02:22,482 --> 00:02:25,679 We´d like you to run for President. 1343 00:02:26,086 --> 00:02:29,385 Sometimes, you don´t know if people like you for you. 1344 00:02:29,823 --> 00:02:31,586 I like you for you. 1345 00:02:31,858 --> 00:02:33,348 Thanks a lot. 1346 00:02:35,795 --> 00:02:38,127 Get your hand off my ass, boy! 1347 00:02:39,666 --> 00:02:40,792 Wait! 1348 00:02:44,437 --> 00:02:47,634 Oh, my God, you are everywhere. Look at you! 1349 00:02:50,210 --> 00:02:53,077 What´s the first thing you´re going to do, Mr. President? 1350 00:02:53,146 --> 00:02:56,343 The first thing l´ll do is make you my First Lady. 1351 00:02:57,150 --> 00:02:59,846 -Don´t you play with me like that. -l´m not playing. 1352 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,114 You can´t do that! 1353 00:03:01,188 --> 00:03:03,782 l´m the government. l can do anything. 1354 00:03:20,540 --> 00:03:21,666 Get ready for... 1355 00:03:21,741 --> 00:03:25,768 the 2005 Presidential Inaugural Ball. 1356 00:03:25,912 --> 00:03:30,611 Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America... 1357 00:03:30,684 --> 00:03:34,552 Mays Gilliam, and his future First Wifey... 1358 00:03:34,621 --> 00:03:36,179 Lisa Clark! 1359 00:03:48,368 --> 00:03:50,666 Look at him now, man Ain´t this great 1360 00:03:50,737 --> 00:03:52,898 Biggest man in town He´s the head of state 1361 00:03:52,973 --> 00:03:55,464 They come from all around just for one handshake 1362 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:58,739 Look at him now He´s the head of state 1363 00:04:04,918 --> 00:04:07,716 That´s me, Mays Gilliam... 1364 00:04:07,821 --> 00:04:10,688 President of the United States of America. 1365 00:04:11,091 --> 00:00:00,258 North America. 1366 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:09,127 -Who did you vote for? -For what? 1367 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:10,724 -For President. -Of what? 1368 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,168 -Of the United States. -Of what? 1369 00:00:13,237 --> 00:00:14,966 -Of America. -What America? 1370 00:00:15,039 --> 00:00:16,165 North America. 1371 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:19,266 Slick, l don´t vote. You gonna buy some of this meat, or what? 1372 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:23,971 You can´t trust nobody. Everybody´s trying to rob you. Nobody! 1373 00:00:24,082 --> 00:00:26,516 That guy right there! Don´t trust him! 1374 00:00:26,584 --> 00:00:28,415 Can´t trust no-damn-body! 1375 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:31,080 America is taking advantage of you! 1376 00:00:31,222 --> 00:00:35,852 You can go to war when you´re 18, but you can´t have a drink till you´re 21 ! 1377 00:00:36,060 --> 00:00:39,291 -That ain´t right! -Right! So, let me get this straight. 1378 00:00:39,363 --> 00:00:41,661 You´re 18 years old. You go to war. 1379 00:00:41,732 --> 00:00:44,166 You come back. Your leg is chopped off! 1380 00:00:44,235 --> 00:00:45,930 You got a damn nub! 1381 00:00:46,003 --> 00:00:48,494 Everywhere you go they say, ´´What´s up, nubby?´´ 1382 00:00:48,573 --> 00:00:52,031 You get to the bar and say, ´´Bartender, can l have a drink?´´ 1383 00:00:52,110 --> 00:00:55,807 He looks you up and down and says, ´´l got to see some lD.´´ 1384 00:00:55,880 --> 00:01:00,579 lD? You mean to tell me a one-legged teenager can´t have a drink? 1385 00:01:00,751 --> 00:01:04,312 -That ain´t right! -Where is the nub? 1386 00:01:04,422 --> 00:01:08,722 Prescription drugs, l´ll lower the prices. Let me explain something else to you. 1387 00:01:08,793 --> 00:01:10,385 You can survive a stroke... 1388 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:13,897 but the high prices of medicine will give you a heart attack. 1389 00:01:13,965 --> 00:01:17,696 America is the richest, most powerful nation on earth. 1390 00:01:17,802 --> 00:01:21,829 lf America was a car, it would be a Bentley... 1391 00:01:21,906 --> 00:01:26,366 sitting on chrome doves, with TVs in the headrests... 1392 00:01:26,444 --> 00:01:29,902 and a fine, naked Puerto Rican girl feeding you grapes! 1393 00:01:30,181 --> 00:01:33,742 Ain´t nothing better than that! Ain´t nothing ever been better than that! 1394 00:01:33,818 --> 00:01:37,982 Most opponents are saying your brother destroyed any chance of winning... 1395 00:01:38,055 --> 00:01:40,182 by naming you as his running mate. Why? 1396 00:01:40,258 --> 00:01:42,988 -Why´d your brother make you anchorman? -l don´t have-- 1397 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:46,325 You said it was your brother. l did my homework as well, okay? 1398 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:48,490 You got your job same way l got mine. 1399 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:52,263 -l´m not running for public office. -l´m not running for anchorman.