1 00:03:42,773 --> 00:03:45,003 - Here's that four-ten. - Right. 2 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,689 I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. 3 00:03:56,973 --> 00:04:01,285 I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. 4 00:04:02,613 --> 00:04:04,365 The girls were checked out daily. 5 00:04:04,493 --> 00:04:08,327 And we got ourselves laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. 6 00:04:09,293 --> 00:04:12,171 That is until some suckhead writes home to mama... 7 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:15,484 ...and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. 8 00:04:16,973 --> 00:04:18,884 Then the shit hits the fan. 9 00:04:19,413 --> 00:04:22,530 A committee of congressmen who, asshole-to-asshole... 10 00:04:22,613 --> 00:04:24,922 ...couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind... 11 00:04:25,013 --> 00:04:29,006 ...start telling your basic ass-in-the-grass Marine, "'No more shore time."' 12 00:04:29,933 --> 00:04:32,652 We respond in true Marine Corps fashion. 13 00:04:32,733 --> 00:04:36,931 We salute, do an about face, double-time back to the boom-boom garbage dump... 14 00:04:37,773 --> 00:04:41,083 ...where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs... 15 00:04:41,653 --> 00:04:45,646 ...and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. 16 00:04:46,933 --> 00:04:48,844 War is hell, boy. That's a fact. 17 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,005 I don't like soldier boys. 18 00:04:54,773 --> 00:04:55,967 Say what? 19 00:04:56,373 --> 00:05:00,685 You want to pop that puppy's can, you don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead. 20 00:05:04,253 --> 00:05:06,244 Sounds like you're a man of experience. 21 00:05:06,853 --> 00:05:08,764 What the fuck's that mean, grunt-shit? 22 00:05:09,173 --> 00:05:13,007 It means be advised that I'm mean, nasty and tired. 23 00:05:13,133 --> 00:05:15,363 I eat concertina wire and piss napalm... 24 00:05:15,493 --> 00:05:18,849 ...and I can put a round through a flea's ass at two hundred meters. 25 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:22,848 So go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. 26 00:05:23,173 --> 00:05:27,166 You aren't going to be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead. 27 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:31,885 Hang onto this, boy. 28 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:34,563 I think war's just been declared. 29 00:05:41,813 --> 00:05:45,123 Just sit there and bleed for a while before you taste some real pain. 30 00:05:49,853 --> 00:05:52,811 Maybe first I carve me some faggot wings. 31 00:05:54,613 --> 00:05:55,807 Kill him. 32 00:06:14,933 --> 00:06:18,767 Then again, there was this dusky gal in Bangkok... 33 00:06:19,133 --> 00:06:21,283 ...a real crossway breezer, I swear. 34 00:06:23,653 --> 00:06:25,848 Thank you for your testimony, Officer Reese. 35 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,766 Sergeant Highway. 36 00:06:33,173 --> 00:06:35,403 Drunk and disorderly... 37 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:38,043 ...fighting in a public establishment... 38 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:41,611 ...urinating on a police vehicle. 39 00:06:47,813 --> 00:06:50,008 It seemed like the thing to do, sir. 40 00:06:54,053 --> 00:06:55,964 Just because there's no war going on... 41 00:06:56,053 --> 00:06:59,443 ...it doesn't give you the right to start one every time you get drunk. 42 00:07:00,693 --> 00:07:04,652 I'm taking into account your excellent military record... 43 00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:07,725 ...and your commitment to the security of this great nation... 44 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:12,806 ...but this is your last chance. 45 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:17,693 $100 fine. Next. 46 00:07:26,853 --> 00:07:29,083 Your nightstick file for divorce, Reese? 47 00:07:31,893 --> 00:07:34,771 Who do you think you are, pissing on my squad car? 48 00:07:34,853 --> 00:07:37,606 You think you can break our rules and just walk away? 49 00:07:37,853 --> 00:07:41,607 We're supposed to wet our pants over your goddamned colored ribbons? 50 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:43,849 Read that file of yours sometime, hero. 51 00:07:43,933 --> 00:07:46,493 Check the dates. It's ancient fucking history. 52 00:07:46,773 --> 00:07:49,526 One night you're going to be puking blood in some alley... 53 00:07:49,613 --> 00:07:52,207 ...and you'll see me standing there. Then we'll see. 54 00:07:52,293 --> 00:07:53,567 Keep dreaming, shitball. 55 00:07:53,653 --> 00:07:56,611 You'll pay full price. I don't give any serviceman's discount. 56 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,604 Too bad. Your old lady does. 57 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:11,766 Just about cleaned you out. 58 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:17,166 Sure makes you feel good, doesn't it? Helping Uncle Sam battle dirty drawers? 59 00:08:17,253 --> 00:08:21,963 Just pump the neighbor's dog, Jake? Or are you always that slack-eyed and silly? 60 00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:24,408 Looks like you need a lift, Highway. 61 00:08:24,493 --> 00:08:29,408 Suck on one of these, smooth as a prom queen's thighs only not quite so risky. 62 00:08:30,053 --> 00:08:32,931 Havana cured. Got a pal over in Guantanamo in Supply. 63 00:08:33,173 --> 00:08:34,686 We do each other favors. 64 00:08:34,933 --> 00:08:38,369 I've got lots of friends. Of course, I could always use another friend. 65 00:08:38,693 --> 00:08:41,412 - So we can do each other favors? - Yes, sure. 66 00:08:42,053 --> 00:08:46,843 If your pencil wasn't quite so sharp, and your eyesight not so clear around here... 67 00:08:46,933 --> 00:08:51,927 ...I could make your military life a lot comfier and more rewarding. 68 00:08:53,253 --> 00:08:56,290 Sergeant, you get that contraband stogie out of my face... 69 00:08:56,373 --> 00:09:00,730 ...before I shove it so far up your ass, you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it. 70 00:09:00,813 --> 00:09:03,327 Gunney Highway, Major Devin wants to see you, ASAP. 71 00:09:09,093 --> 00:09:12,324 - At ease. That'll be all, Sergeant Major. - Aye, aye, sir. 72 00:09:14,413 --> 00:09:15,732 Highway, relax. 73 00:09:16,293 --> 00:09:17,885 Stop being so gung-ho. 74 00:09:18,213 --> 00:09:19,805 That's what I am, sir. 75 00:09:21,893 --> 00:09:24,453 What do you got now, about 24? 76 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,286 And then some, sir. 77 00:09:27,013 --> 00:09:30,528 Some men in your position would look forward to retirement. 78 00:09:31,013 --> 00:09:34,210 Take their wives on an around-the-world cruise. 79 00:09:34,453 --> 00:09:36,284 But that's not your way. Is it? 80 00:09:36,613 --> 00:09:41,243 You choose to harangue my staff with a request for transfer to... 81 00:09:41,893 --> 00:09:43,690 ...a Fleet Marine Force Unit. 82 00:09:44,893 --> 00:09:49,921 The very unit you got busted out of for insubordination, conduct unbecoming. 83 00:09:50,813 --> 00:09:54,601 That's true, Major. I have had my differences with some limp dicks... 84 00:09:54,693 --> 00:09:56,012 Highway! 85 00:09:57,573 --> 00:09:59,962 I don't know whether to admire you... 86 00:10:00,373 --> 00:10:02,489 ...or resent the living hell out of you. 87 00:10:02,613 --> 00:10:06,686 Either way, I guess it doesn't matter. You're out of here, effective immediately. 88 00:10:08,053 --> 00:10:09,532 Where to, sir? 89 00:10:11,253 --> 00:10:15,087 2nd Recon Battalion, 2nd Marine Division. You're going home. 90 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:18,687 Aye, aye, sir. 91 00:10:22,973 --> 00:10:24,167 Gunney Highway? 92 00:10:25,493 --> 00:10:26,482 Sir? 93 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:29,806 Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it. 94 00:10:34,693 --> 00:10:35,682 Halt! 95 00:10:37,133 --> 00:10:38,612 About face! 96 00:10:56,093 --> 00:10:58,288 We're going to bring up tonight's last victim. 97 00:10:58,373 --> 00:11:00,250 He's a true blood, born in New Jersey. 98 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,210 He's the President of Punk. 99 00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:04,011 The Earl of Funk. 100 00:11:04,093 --> 00:11:08,245 The next king of rock and roll himself. Ladies and gentlemen, Stitch Jones. 101 00:11:23,573 --> 00:11:26,212 Do I bother you while you're playing romance the sheep? 102 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,848 Why not bag the geeks and keep America beautiful? 103 00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:32,527 Put a 10-gallon bag over their 10-gallon heads. 104 00:11:32,613 --> 00:11:34,046 Shall we take care of this? 105 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,563 You look like the Twin Towers turned to cellulite. 106 00:11:39,253 --> 00:11:41,721 I can play country-western. Give me another chance. 107 00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:42,802 Oh yeah? 108 00:11:42,893 --> 00:11:46,249 I know Merle Haggard, Hoss Cartwright, The Beverly Hillbillies. 109 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,603 Give me another chance. I need the money! 110 00:12:31,853 --> 00:12:34,162 - How far? - About two stops. 111 00:13:10,893 --> 00:13:12,406 - Are you the maid? - No. 112 00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:14,961 I want the seat, but it's not worth dying over. 113 00:13:17,653 --> 00:13:21,202 Liz and Dick, Lennon and McCartney, even Ali and Frazier... 114 00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:23,649 ...they worked it out. So can we, right? 115 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:26,566 Stitch Jones is the name. Rocking and rapping is the game. 116 00:13:27,053 --> 00:13:28,532 Pleased to meet you, too. 117 00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:31,567 I banged up my Corvette, but I figure, what the hell... 118 00:13:31,653 --> 00:13:34,565 ...gives me a chance to get out and meet the regular people. 119 00:13:34,653 --> 00:13:37,372 People like yourself. People like my fans. 120 00:13:37,613 --> 00:13:39,490 I'm a singer. You heard of me. 121 00:13:39,573 --> 00:13:43,327 Stitch Jones: Earl of Funk, Duke of Cool, Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a. 122 00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:45,006 Shut your face, hippie. 123 00:13:45,973 --> 00:13:47,486 Did you say "'hippie"'? 124 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,887 Haven't been hippies around here for centuries. 125 00:13:50,973 --> 00:13:53,123 You been freeze-dried or doing hard time? 126 00:13:56,613 --> 00:13:58,922 One of those would sure go down nice. 127 00:13:59,493 --> 00:14:01,961 I'd buy one from you, but I don't have my plastic. 128 00:14:02,053 --> 00:14:04,442 Usually I get one of my lackeys to do my business. 129 00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:07,730 You can have one for free if it will shut that hole under your nose. 130 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,041 Thank you, my man. 131 00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:13,048 Jones. 132 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:17,682 This doesn't mean you can blow in my ear. Tom Highway. 133 00:14:18,413 --> 00:14:20,369 These aren't your magazines. 134 00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:23,973 No. Somebody must've left them there. 135 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,972 The Sexual Politics of Living Alone. 136 00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:32,130 The Big Commitment and You. 137 00:14:33,653 --> 00:14:35,052 Island Erotics: 138 00:14:35,493 --> 00:14:39,486 How To Stay Tan, Tickly and Tantalized in the Cool Waters of Jamaica. 139 00:14:39,573 --> 00:14:40,926 Not bad, man. 140 00:14:46,693 --> 00:14:49,253 Sunday Sex With a Wednesday Lover. 141 00:14:49,493 --> 00:14:51,404 That sounds like a song. 142 00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:54,848 "'I met her on a Wednesday She was the best 143 00:14:55,053 --> 00:14:57,408 "'Come Sunday morning, I needed rest 144 00:14:58,053 --> 00:15:00,487 "'Because she didn't shave, She didn't use Neet 145 00:15:00,573 --> 00:15:02,768 "'She tried to use my face as a bicycle seat"' 146 00:15:04,013 --> 00:15:05,924 Word, am I fresh? 147 00:15:08,453 --> 00:15:12,605 She's got some angry titties. Hostile projectiles. 148 00:15:12,893 --> 00:15:14,770 Put your shit in there, get frostbite. 149 00:15:14,853 --> 00:15:16,127 She isn't so bad. 150 00:15:16,853 --> 00:15:19,083 You want to talk tonight, I'll listen. 151 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:23,724 Don't try to sell me on making love or making music because I'm an authority. 152 00:15:23,973 --> 00:15:27,170 Born to screw and bred to sing. That's me. 153 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,245 I must cut a few Z's myself. 154 00:15:29,413 --> 00:15:32,610 So keep down the chatter while I get my beauty sleep. 155 00:15:44,573 --> 00:15:47,133 Yes. Groupies are fun but you need your vitamins... 156 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,090 ...because those babes'll wear you out. 157 00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:51,448 - Anything else, General? - No. That's fine. 158 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,005 What are all those medals? 159 00:15:55,813 --> 00:15:58,691 I'll never tell. At least, not while the sun is shining. 160 00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:04,805 This babe is whacked. 161 00:16:04,893 --> 00:16:07,965 She doesn't know what's twelve inches long and white. 162 00:16:08,493 --> 00:16:09,243 Nothing. 163 00:16:11,613 --> 00:16:13,843 No offense. Just working on my routine. 164 00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:17,050 I'll tell you what's black and bleeding, if it don't shut up. 165 00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:20,011 Mellow, man. It's gonna be a nice day. 166 00:16:23,573 --> 00:16:25,404 Tell the driver, I'll be right out. 167 00:16:25,493 --> 00:16:28,803 Don't worry. I'll use my plastic. It's my treat for your hospitality. 168 00:16:29,253 --> 00:16:31,005 Thanks, I'll get the tip. 169 00:16:40,453 --> 00:16:42,205 My buddy will take care of that. 170 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:45,888 He asked me to tell you that there's no sunshine in the men's john. 171 00:16:58,453 --> 00:17:00,683 I'm here, baby. Let's do some distance. 172 00:17:11,973 --> 00:17:13,565 Son of a bitch. 173 00:17:53,453 --> 00:17:57,332 You're going to slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup? 174 00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:01,807 Yes. I guess I should have gotten shots beforehand. 175 00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:06,606 If your brain was as quick as your mouth, you'd be a twenty-star general by now. 176 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:10,084 If I was half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major... 177 00:18:10,373 --> 00:18:12,443 ...I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic. 178 00:18:13,013 --> 00:18:15,083 Still a mean and nasty bastard. 179 00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:20,169 Goddamn! It's sure good to see you, Tom, back where you belong. 180 00:18:20,253 --> 00:18:22,687 Take it easy. Everybody will think I'm spoken for. 181 00:18:25,693 --> 00:18:26,682 'Morning, sir. 182 00:18:27,493 --> 00:18:28,562 Sergeant Major? 183 00:18:29,093 --> 00:18:30,367 Coffee, sir? 184 00:18:31,853 --> 00:18:32,968 Negative. 185 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:36,131 Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway, reporting for duty, sir. 186 00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:44,251 That Operation Officer's farthole is sewed so tight, he shits out of his mouth. 187 00:18:44,453 --> 00:18:45,442 Academy? 188 00:18:46,053 --> 00:18:47,691 Big-time football hero. 189 00:18:48,533 --> 00:18:50,364 When am I ever going to get a break? 190 00:18:50,653 --> 00:18:51,688 Never. 191 00:18:52,013 --> 00:18:53,969 - Sergeant Major? - Sir! 192 00:18:54,213 --> 00:18:55,885 Bring in Gunnery Sergeant Highway. 193 00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:09,961 Been in a long time. 194 00:19:10,693 --> 00:19:12,684 I've felt a little heat, sir. 195 00:19:13,093 --> 00:19:16,768 Korea. Dominican in 1965. Three tours of duty in Vietnam. 196 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,928 This old bulldog is carrying so much shrapnel... 197 00:19:20,013 --> 00:19:22,481 ...he can't pass through an airport metal detector. 198 00:19:23,093 --> 00:19:26,051 I haven't yet had the privilege of combat. 199 00:19:29,093 --> 00:19:31,812 I recently came over from Supply and Logistics. 200 00:19:32,093 --> 00:19:34,687 An unappreciated field of endeavor, sir. 201 00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:37,208 Quite. 202 00:19:38,253 --> 00:19:40,847 My record of achievement thus far has been exemplary... 203 00:19:41,693 --> 00:19:43,843 ...and I fully intend for that to continue. 204 00:19:44,173 --> 00:19:45,162 Sir. 205 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:49,090 I want this battalion to be the class of the division. 206 00:19:49,613 --> 00:19:52,571 I expect my noncommissioned officers to lead by example. 207 00:19:53,213 --> 00:19:56,125 Public fighting and insubordination to civilian authority... 208 00:19:56,213 --> 00:19:58,283 ...are not what I call "'good standards."' 209 00:19:58,973 --> 00:20:00,770 It was a minor altercation, sir. 210 00:20:00,853 --> 00:20:02,650 You make a habit of that, Gunney. 211 00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:05,369 A year ago you hit an officer. 212 00:20:05,853 --> 00:20:07,605 I went to Annapolis with that man. 213 00:20:07,693 --> 00:20:09,763 You try that with me, Sergeant Highway... 214 00:20:09,853 --> 00:20:13,528 ...and you'll drag your butt in a sling for a month, understand? 215 00:20:14,453 --> 00:20:15,568 Yes, sir. 216 00:20:16,453 --> 00:20:21,368 I don't know what strings you pulled to get here, but I assure you, I don't like it. 217 00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,445 This is the new Marine Corps. 218 00:20:24,893 --> 00:20:26,485 The new breed. 219 00:20:27,013 --> 00:20:29,402 Characters like you are an anachronism. 220 00:20:30,493 --> 00:20:34,964 You should be sealed in a case that reads, "'Break Glass Only in the Event of War."' 221 00:20:37,493 --> 00:20:42,283 I have no tolerance for you old-timers who think you know better. Understand? 222 00:20:44,093 --> 00:20:48,132 I understand a lot of body bags get filled if I don't do my job, sir. 223 00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:50,122 Major! 224 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:54,724 Division has assigned Gunney Highway to our Reconnaissance Platoon. 225 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,407 Yes, Recon. 226 00:21:02,653 --> 00:21:05,963 Their last sergeant was an old-time combat vet, too. 227 00:21:06,813 --> 00:21:08,724 But he went ROAD on me... 228 00:21:09,613 --> 00:21:11,331 ..."'Retired On Active Duty."' 229 00:21:11,413 --> 00:21:14,086 Had a few months to retirement, figured he'd coast. 230 00:21:14,653 --> 00:21:16,883 Allowed the men to lapse into mediocrity. 231 00:21:19,373 --> 00:21:22,649 You're close to mandatory retirement yourself. Aren't you, Highway? 232 00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:25,365 That's right, Major. 233 00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:31,812 I ask for Marines, the division sends me relics. 234 00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:41,648 The men in Recon Platoon are less than highly motivated, to say the least. 235 00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:43,931 I want those men in shape. 236 00:21:44,573 --> 00:21:48,248 I'll make life-takers and heartbreakers out of them, sir. 237 00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:52,407 Dismissed. 238 00:21:57,413 --> 00:22:00,530 Is he always like that, or is he trying to make a good impression? 239 00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:04,003 He even consults the Marine Corps manual before he mounts his old lady... 240 00:22:04,093 --> 00:22:07,483 ...just to insure he performs in an orderly, proficient, military manner. 241 00:22:07,653 --> 00:22:10,372 Chow with Helen and me tonight. She can't wait to see you. 242 00:22:10,453 --> 00:22:13,365 Later, we can stomp some brain cells and tell some stories. 243 00:22:13,453 --> 00:22:17,207 - I'd like to, but I'd better get organized. - Sure. I understand. 244 00:22:18,973 --> 00:22:20,725 Excuse me, sir. 245 00:22:21,253 --> 00:22:24,131 I mean, Gunney. Sergeant Major. 246 00:22:24,413 --> 00:22:28,042 Sir, this is Gunnery Sergeant Highway. He's been assigned to Recon Platoon. 247 00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:29,725 Outstanding! Welcome aboard. 248 00:22:30,573 --> 00:22:34,248 I have to hightail it. I'm late for pre-scuba school. 249 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,491 His mama know he's playing Marine? 250 00:22:38,973 --> 00:22:41,931 By the way, he's Lieutenant Ring. Your platoon leader. 251 00:22:42,813 --> 00:22:43,928 Thanks a lot. 252 00:22:44,173 --> 00:22:47,848 You think you were just going to tilt nipple to a bunch of no-rank fuzzbutts? 253 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,844 Want me to intro you to your troops? 254 00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:52,322 - No. I'll take care of it. - Take my pickup. 255 00:22:52,533 --> 00:22:54,046 Thanks. Where is it? 256 00:22:54,613 --> 00:22:57,411 You just tell by the sign. It says, "'Sergeant Major."' 257 00:23:10,533 --> 00:23:14,526 - Is this Recon Platoon? - No speak English. 258 00:23:15,253 --> 00:23:17,244 - You? - No habla. 259 00:23:45,613 --> 00:23:47,649 My name is Gunnery Sergeant Highway. 260 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:52,723 I've drunk more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, busted more balls... 261 00:23:54,413 --> 00:23:56,643 ...than all you numbnuts put together. 262 00:23:56,813 --> 00:23:59,725 Major Powers has put me in charge of this Recon Platoon. 263 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,246 We take care of ourselves! 264 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:03,803 You couldn't take care of a wet dream. 265 00:24:04,133 --> 00:24:06,249 - God loves you. - I know that. 266 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:07,891 You men do not impress me! 267 00:24:08,773 --> 00:24:11,162 Recon Platoon kicks butt! 268 00:24:13,693 --> 00:24:18,209 You think you can slip and slide just because your last sergeant was a pussy... 269 00:24:18,293 --> 00:24:20,602 ...a short-timer just marking the days. 270 00:24:21,453 --> 00:24:24,047 You're going to start acting like Marines, right now. 271 00:24:24,253 --> 00:24:25,652 Who invited you? 272 00:24:25,733 --> 00:24:29,487 I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you assholes. 273 00:24:29,573 --> 00:24:33,327 And I don't want to get my head shot off in some faraway land... 274 00:24:33,413 --> 00:24:36,371 ...because you don't habla. Comprende? - Right! 275 00:24:36,973 --> 00:24:38,247 - You? - Yes, Gunney! 276 00:24:38,493 --> 00:24:41,212 "'Girl, you know I think you're fine 277 00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:44,490 "'and you've got that big behind"' 278 00:24:53,173 --> 00:24:55,164 Well, well, well. 279 00:24:57,813 --> 00:25:02,523 I'm here to tell you all that life as you know it has ended. 280 00:25:04,013 --> 00:25:06,163 You should all go to town tonight. 281 00:25:06,493 --> 00:25:08,484 Laugh and make fools of yourselves. 282 00:25:08,733 --> 00:25:12,931 Rub your little peckers against your honey, or stick it in a knothole in a fence... 283 00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:16,449 ...but whatever it is, just get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow... 284 00:25:17,693 --> 00:25:19,604 ...your ass is mine. 285 00:25:19,693 --> 00:25:20,808 Where's your bunk? 286 00:25:25,373 --> 00:25:26,806 What's going on? 287 00:25:38,253 --> 00:25:40,483 - Let's have it. - What are you talking about? 288 00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:43,133 - The money from my ticket. - No need to use violence. 289 00:25:43,373 --> 00:25:45,284 I'm a Capricorn, a peace lover. 290 00:25:45,453 --> 00:25:48,013 I was just a little down on my luck. 291 00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:51,769 I got some money right here. It's all I got. 292 00:25:51,893 --> 00:25:53,246 And the meal. 293 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:54,607 - Meal? - Yes. The meal. 294 00:25:56,413 --> 00:25:59,052 - That's really all I've got. Right there. - And the tip. 295 00:25:59,133 --> 00:26:01,363 - No. That's really it! - You owe me. 296 00:26:04,013 --> 00:26:07,688 It's my will against yours, and you will lose. 297 00:26:08,093 --> 00:26:09,606 So 0600 tomorrow. 298 00:26:10,253 --> 00:26:14,246 That's 6:00 in the morning for all you people who don't habla. 299 00:26:15,653 --> 00:26:18,121 Damn! He just tore off my ear! 300 00:26:18,213 --> 00:26:21,205 He's lucky he had a chance to escape before I kicked his ass... 301 00:26:21,293 --> 00:26:23,853 ...big leatherneck, jarhead motherfucker! 302 00:26:24,013 --> 00:26:26,607 Something must be done about this Gunney Highway. 303 00:26:26,693 --> 00:26:28,365 Yes! But what are we going to do? 304 00:26:28,613 --> 00:26:32,572 - Wait till the Swede gets out of the brig! - That's it! The Swede! 305 00:26:32,733 --> 00:26:35,964 - Yes! He'll rip his head off and dump in it! - Then he'll eat it! 306 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:38,613 - Yes! - The Swede! Goodbye, Highway! 307 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:42,170 Swede! Swede! Swede! 308 00:26:54,853 --> 00:26:56,127 Hey, baby. 309 00:26:56,253 --> 00:26:57,481 I called his wife... 310 00:26:57,733 --> 00:26:59,883 Do you fool around on the first date? 311 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:11,483 Damn you. Don't you know how to write or call? 312 00:27:11,573 --> 00:27:14,770 I didn't want to cause you any sleepless nights thinking about me. 313 00:27:15,053 --> 00:27:17,931 - I'll get you a beer. - Great. I could use one. 314 00:27:20,573 --> 00:27:24,452 You look great. They don't make them like you anymore, sweetheart. 315 00:27:26,013 --> 00:27:27,492 Hell, sure they do. 316 00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:31,882 But if you want a lot from a woman, you have to give a lot. 317 00:27:32,253 --> 00:27:34,005 No, not this kid. 318 00:27:34,293 --> 00:27:37,410 It seems marriage and the Marine Corps weren't too compatible. 319 00:27:37,613 --> 00:27:41,447 Panther piss. The best years of my life were with a Marine. 320 00:27:41,773 --> 00:27:45,686 If I was a little younger, I'd make you eat your words, and curl your toes. 321 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,482 I'll bet you could. 322 00:27:48,573 --> 00:27:50,643 Aggie always kept a smile on your face. 323 00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,646 That was pain. 324 00:27:53,373 --> 00:27:54,806 Tom, she's in town. 325 00:27:58,973 --> 00:28:00,372 I figured as much. 326 00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:03,692 If she wants more alimony, she's in trouble. 327 00:28:04,253 --> 00:28:08,565 I'm so broke, I couldn't leave if it took a quarter to go around the world. 328 00:28:08,973 --> 00:28:11,203 She's cocktailing over at the Palace. 329 00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:15,570 I figured she'd be married to a general by now. 330 00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:19,925 Can I get my old room back? 331 00:28:20,293 --> 00:28:22,204 Hell, yes. You going to see her? 332 00:28:22,293 --> 00:28:24,284 Hell, no. Can I run a tab on this? 333 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:25,522 Hell, no. 334 00:28:54,173 --> 00:28:57,165 And now, back from an awesomely successful tour... 335 00:28:57,293 --> 00:29:00,490 ...the Earl of Funk, the Duke of Cool... 336 00:29:01,213 --> 00:29:05,445 ...the Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a, Stitch Jones! 337 00:30:05,373 --> 00:30:06,806 Okay, what will it... 338 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:10,167 Aggie. 339 00:30:12,493 --> 00:30:14,449 - What do you want? - A beer. 340 00:30:15,573 --> 00:30:18,133 - What are you doing here? - Ordering. 341 00:30:39,373 --> 00:30:40,931 You even remembered the brand. 342 00:30:41,613 --> 00:30:44,571 Bad whiskey, bad sex and bad men, I never forget. 343 00:30:45,653 --> 00:30:47,803 You didn't talk dirty when we were married. 344 00:30:48,453 --> 00:30:51,172 Always. Only you were never there to hear it. 345 00:30:53,773 --> 00:30:55,365 Look, Tom, I'm working. 346 00:30:56,133 --> 00:30:58,567 - You look great. - The lights are low. 347 00:30:59,293 --> 00:31:02,091 I mean it. I'd recognize you coming and going. 348 00:31:02,213 --> 00:31:04,283 Please, save the banter for your bimbos. 349 00:31:04,653 --> 00:31:07,770 It's late. I'm tired. My feet hurt. What are you doing here? 350 00:31:08,493 --> 00:31:10,131 I'm back with Recon. 351 00:31:10,413 --> 00:31:13,689 And you just happened to wander in here? Ain't life grand? 352 00:31:13,773 --> 00:31:17,561 - I didn't come here to fight with you. - You mean old dogs do learn new tricks? 353 00:31:17,733 --> 00:31:21,282 I just came for a beer and you're ragging my ass already. 354 00:31:22,253 --> 00:31:24,050 Aggie, is there a problem here? 355 00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:26,082 No. 356 00:31:26,813 --> 00:31:30,931 I'd like you to meet one of my favorite exes. This is Thomas Highway. 357 00:31:31,013 --> 00:31:33,083 This is Roy Jennings. He owns the Palace. 358 00:31:36,493 --> 00:31:39,246 I've heard about you and your bullshit heroics. 359 00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:42,723 Now, Roy, Tom is just going to leave. 360 00:31:47,053 --> 00:31:49,283 Aggie, I'll take you home after we close... 361 00:31:51,773 --> 00:31:53,047 ...as usual. 362 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,244 You sure can pick them. 363 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:05,925 Look who's talking. 364 00:32:24,573 --> 00:32:28,851 I'm going to play something from NYC. I want all of you to rock the house. 365 00:32:28,933 --> 00:32:31,163 Fuck rock! Get your hair cut! 366 00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:37,689 You're so ugly, you should be at the airport, sniffing luggage! 367 00:32:38,493 --> 00:32:40,211 I guess you think you're funny? 368 00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:44,006 All of you, cross your legs, hold your noses, and fart. 369 00:32:44,093 --> 00:32:46,527 - I bet you could clear out your minds! - Say what? 370 00:32:48,693 --> 00:32:51,048 Don't start no S-H. There won't be no I-T. 371 00:32:51,133 --> 00:32:52,725 We have some pretty ladies here. 372 00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:55,692 Come have a drink with the nation's finest. 373 00:32:56,773 --> 00:32:57,762 Chill out. 374 00:32:59,093 --> 00:33:02,449 Knock it off! Knock it off, goddamn it! 375 00:33:02,853 --> 00:33:04,002 Sit down! 376 00:33:04,093 --> 00:33:06,288 Lay off them, they're not hurting anyone. 377 00:33:06,373 --> 00:33:09,365 - Why don't you stay out of this? - This is none of your business. 378 00:33:09,453 --> 00:33:11,205 Are you some kind of smart mouth? 379 00:33:11,893 --> 00:33:13,645 I'm just trying to sing a song here. 380 00:33:13,733 --> 00:33:15,371 You get off on rousting Marines? 381 00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:17,763 Leave it alone. It doesn't concern you. 382 00:33:17,853 --> 00:33:19,764 I chew on jarheads and spit them out. 383 00:33:20,093 --> 00:33:24,405 You do? Why don't I just bend you over that table and nail you in the keister? 384 00:33:24,613 --> 00:33:26,046 What are you talking about? 385 00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:28,641 That's what your persuasion is. You just said so. 386 00:33:28,733 --> 00:33:31,884 I'll send you home with an "'I-just-pumped-the-neighbor's-cat"'... 387 00:33:31,973 --> 00:33:32,962 ...Iook on your face. 388 00:33:34,893 --> 00:33:36,292 What kind of fag talk is that? 389 00:33:36,733 --> 00:33:38,325 You have no right to do this! 390 00:33:38,773 --> 00:33:40,684 He's just fucking with you. 391 00:33:40,813 --> 00:33:42,485 These guys don't mean nothing. 392 00:33:42,733 --> 00:33:45,930 Who'd have the bad sense to fuck with you in your own place? 393 00:33:46,013 --> 00:33:47,924 Welcome to Fantasy Disco. 394 00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:50,485 To hell with both of you. 395 00:33:52,493 --> 00:33:54,882 You're out, Jones. Hit the road. 396 00:33:55,293 --> 00:33:57,363 And you watch it, funny man. 397 00:33:59,133 --> 00:34:01,203 Get your tight little butt out of here. 398 00:34:07,573 --> 00:34:09,803 I never want to see you here again. 399 00:34:10,813 --> 00:34:13,043 I have got a future here, damn it! 400 00:34:13,133 --> 00:34:15,647 - Cocktailing? - No! With Roy! 401 00:34:16,373 --> 00:34:19,524 I expect a hell of a lot better out of an ex-wife of mine. 402 00:34:19,613 --> 00:34:21,490 He's an improvement over you! 403 00:34:28,653 --> 00:34:30,405 I don't believe this shit! 404 00:34:30,613 --> 00:34:33,650 I'd have kicked Jennings' ass, if I wasn't trying to protect you. 405 00:34:34,933 --> 00:34:37,493 So you owe me one. I saved your life. 406 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:41,211 This doesn't mean we'll be swapping spit in the shower. 407 00:34:43,133 --> 00:34:45,363 Fucking big jarhead sucker. 408 00:34:47,053 --> 00:34:49,283 Drop your cocks and grab your socks. 409 00:34:49,693 --> 00:34:51,923 Off your ass and on your feet. Get up! 410 00:34:52,413 --> 00:34:54,324 Knees in the breeze in five minutes. 411 00:34:54,573 --> 00:34:56,803 It's 5:00 a.m.! You said, 6:00 a.m. 412 00:34:56,893 --> 00:34:58,645 So I can't tell time. 413 00:34:58,933 --> 00:35:03,404 Maybe some commie bastard's coming to pop you a new asshole in the forehead. 414 00:35:03,773 --> 00:35:07,925 Move out! You're Marines now. You improvise. You adapt. You overcome. 415 00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:09,765 Four minutes. Fall out. 416 00:35:13,293 --> 00:35:16,251 We move swift. We move silent. We move deadly. 417 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:17,846 Only one shake of the whangs. 418 00:35:17,933 --> 00:35:21,323 Any more than that constitutes pleasure, and we're not in that business. 419 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:22,812 Sleep well, Mr. Jones? 420 00:35:22,893 --> 00:35:25,930 It's a nightmare. Wake me up, Mama, please! 421 00:35:29,053 --> 00:35:31,931 - Gunney, platoon's formed for PT. - Take your post. 422 00:35:35,213 --> 00:35:38,250 The Marines are looking for a few good men. 423 00:35:38,973 --> 00:35:40,850 Unfortunately, you aren't it. 424 00:35:43,453 --> 00:35:46,331 We will blaze a path into battle for others to follow. 425 00:35:46,733 --> 00:35:48,883 Surrender is not in our creed. 426 00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:50,287 Let's hear you say that. 427 00:35:50,653 --> 00:35:52,325 Surrender is not in our creed. 428 00:35:54,093 --> 00:35:57,688 Louder, or next time you leave this base, you'll be collecting pensions. 429 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,564 - Surrender is not in our creed! - Louder! 430 00:36:00,653 --> 00:36:02,450 Surrender is not in our creed! 431 00:36:06,013 --> 00:36:07,605 Strip off those t-shirts. 432 00:36:07,773 --> 00:36:09,491 - What? - What is he talking about? 433 00:36:10,013 --> 00:36:12,402 You'll all wear the same t-shirts, or none at all. 434 00:36:27,293 --> 00:36:28,885 What's your name, Marine? 435 00:36:29,213 --> 00:36:31,283 Lance Corporal Fragetti, Gunney. 436 00:36:40,173 --> 00:36:44,325 You shouldn't litter, Fag-eddy. It's ecologically unsound. 437 00:36:47,613 --> 00:36:49,888 - What's your name? - Aponte. 438 00:36:50,133 --> 00:36:51,407 - Yours? - Profile. 439 00:36:51,493 --> 00:36:52,608 - Yours? - Quinones. 440 00:36:52,693 --> 00:36:53,967 - Yours? - Collins! 441 00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:57,646 All right, Colitis. 442 00:36:58,013 --> 00:36:59,446 Cajones. 443 00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:01,845 Prophylactics. Ajax. 444 00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:03,925 You boys are handsome. 445 00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:06,286 You look like models. 446 00:37:06,373 --> 00:37:09,251 In fact, I want your hair high and tight tomorrow morning. 447 00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:10,971 That's everybody. 448 00:37:11,133 --> 00:37:14,569 When you start looking like Marines, you'll start feeling like Marines. 449 00:37:14,653 --> 00:37:17,486 Then, goddamn it, you'll start acting like Marines. 450 00:37:17,573 --> 00:37:19,484 Right face! Forward march! 451 00:37:40,493 --> 00:37:44,008 When the Swede gets out of the brig, this sucker is dead meat! 452 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:46,164 - You got that right. - Right. 453 00:37:55,093 --> 00:37:56,765 "'Mama, Mama, can't you see? 454 00:37:56,853 --> 00:37:58,969 "'What the Marine Corps has done to me? 455 00:37:59,093 --> 00:38:00,970 "'What the Marine Corps has done to me? 456 00:38:01,053 --> 00:38:02,805 "'I used to drive a Chevrolet 457 00:38:03,013 --> 00:38:04,605 "'I used to drive a Chevrolet 458 00:38:04,973 --> 00:38:06,884 "'Now I'm marching everyday 459 00:38:07,293 --> 00:38:08,726 "'Now I'm marching everyday"' 460 00:38:09,053 --> 00:38:10,964 Cajones, give us a cadence. 461 00:38:12,453 --> 00:38:15,445 Your girlfriend is going to weep when I bite that finger off. 462 00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:17,125 Give me that cadence, now! 463 00:38:17,293 --> 00:38:18,726 I don't remember any. 464 00:38:19,133 --> 00:38:21,852 Think fast, gopher-balls, or you'll run until midnight. 465 00:38:23,453 --> 00:38:25,842 Do it, man! This dude is certifiable. 466 00:38:27,853 --> 00:38:29,923 Do lip, Cajones. 467 00:38:30,973 --> 00:38:32,088 Do lip. 468 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:35,131 "'Model A Ford and a tankful of gas 469 00:38:35,213 --> 00:38:38,250 "'Model A Ford and a tankful of gas 470 00:38:39,373 --> 00:38:42,604 "'Handful of pussy and a mouthful of ass 471 00:38:42,693 --> 00:38:46,129 "'Handful of pussy and a mouthful of ass"' 472 00:39:10,733 --> 00:39:12,689 Is this sucker lost? 473 00:39:16,093 --> 00:39:18,653 Is he going to invade South Carolina? 474 00:39:20,293 --> 00:39:23,012 All right, let's smoke this sucker's ass. 475 00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:03,366 'Morning. Missed you and Recon Platoon at PT. 476 00:40:03,813 --> 00:40:05,724 The men and I were getting acquainted. 477 00:40:05,973 --> 00:40:07,088 Excellent. 478 00:40:07,253 --> 00:40:10,051 I want to freelance them for awhile to evaluate them. 479 00:40:10,693 --> 00:40:14,527 There are no special duties in the training schedule. Shall I join you? 480 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:17,002 You must have important work here. 481 00:40:17,253 --> 00:40:21,883 Actually, I am preparing a paper on tactics and strategy for the War Club Seminar. 482 00:40:22,613 --> 00:40:24,843 It's fascinating stuff. 483 00:40:24,973 --> 00:40:26,964 I don't know if the Major told you... 484 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:30,530 ...I was Commanding Officer of my ROTC detachment in college. 485 00:40:32,373 --> 00:40:34,933 I'll sleep better at night knowing that, sir. 486 00:40:35,173 --> 00:40:37,164 Thank you. What college did you go to? 487 00:40:38,733 --> 00:40:40,325 Heartbreak Ridge. 488 00:40:42,253 --> 00:40:46,087 Heartbreak Ridge? I've never heard of that school. 489 00:41:16,213 --> 00:41:18,602 That looks nice. Real nice. 490 00:41:21,893 --> 00:41:23,167 Slick. 491 00:41:24,773 --> 00:41:26,843 Smells like a Ben Gay factory. 492 00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:29,645 Strip off those t-shirts. 493 00:41:29,853 --> 00:41:31,127 We're all the same! 494 00:41:31,413 --> 00:41:32,448 The same as me? 495 00:41:32,773 --> 00:41:34,445 How can we know that? 496 00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:38,606 Improvise. Overcome. Adapt. Get off those goddamned t-shirts now! 497 00:41:44,053 --> 00:41:45,486 Platoon, right face! 498 00:41:46,173 --> 00:41:47,765 Forward march! 499 00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:01,527 Rethink. You might get away with that with Tyler... 500 00:42:01,613 --> 00:42:03,888 ...but this cat? He's nuts. He'll catch you. 501 00:42:05,853 --> 00:42:07,445 Don't worry yourself. 502 00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:10,161 The Few, the Proud, the Chumps. 503 00:42:21,773 --> 00:42:26,085 Big light-bulb head must have a key to the PX. Any better ideas? 504 00:42:32,893 --> 00:42:34,406 Where's Aponte? 505 00:42:34,933 --> 00:42:36,525 Gunney, he's sick. 506 00:42:36,613 --> 00:42:40,242 He looked like proof of life after death. He's getting checked out. 507 00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:42,289 - That right? - Yes, that's right, Gunney. 508 00:42:43,613 --> 00:42:47,686 I want the barracks field dayed and squared away ASAP today. 509 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,333 Gunney, we cleaned them just a little while ago. 510 00:42:50,493 --> 00:42:52,404 Yes, Gunney, it's Saturday. 511 00:42:53,333 --> 00:42:58,691 Let's have a show of hands, how many think the squad bay is ready to go as is? 512 00:42:59,013 --> 00:43:02,210 - Definitely! - There you have it. Democracy in action. 513 00:43:02,613 --> 00:43:04,490 - Right! - We'll run instead. 514 00:43:04,613 --> 00:43:05,602 Attention! 515 00:43:06,293 --> 00:43:07,328 Right face! 516 00:43:08,053 --> 00:43:09,042 Forward march! 517 00:43:11,173 --> 00:43:12,162 Double time! 518 00:43:34,773 --> 00:43:35,762 - Shit! - Out of my way! 519 00:43:37,253 --> 00:43:38,242 What's going on? 520 00:43:39,053 --> 00:43:42,489 This is the AK-47 assault rifle. Your enemy's preferred weapon. 521 00:43:42,573 --> 00:43:46,407 It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. 522 00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:51,607 Move out. 523 00:43:57,573 --> 00:44:02,203 That is bullshit, man. He is dogging us. He's shooting at us, scraping at us. 524 00:44:04,773 --> 00:44:05,762 I know! 525 00:44:07,573 --> 00:44:10,406 Look at the way he's always squinting his eyes... 526 00:44:10,493 --> 00:44:12,245 ...trying to talk all tough. 527 00:44:12,853 --> 00:44:15,651 I should slap him myself, just to call his bluff. 528 00:44:15,733 --> 00:44:18,770 Don't do that! He's just a jarhead fool. 529 00:44:18,853 --> 00:44:21,925 "'You're right, but hold me back in case I lose my cool 530 00:44:22,013 --> 00:44:24,208 "'Because we're the Recon Platoon 531 00:44:24,293 --> 00:44:28,684 - "'We're always gung-ho to party - "'Or watch The Late Show 532 00:44:28,773 --> 00:44:30,172 "'Until Highway came along 533 00:44:30,253 --> 00:44:33,563 "'His abuse we don't need But we'll end all of this bullshit 534 00:44:33,653 --> 00:44:37,043 "'when Highway meets the Swede! "' 535 00:45:37,053 --> 00:45:38,771 Highway, I heard you were back. 536 00:45:39,093 --> 00:45:40,082 Webster. 537 00:45:40,253 --> 00:45:43,325 These retards couldn't fight their way out of a shithouse. 538 00:45:43,893 --> 00:45:46,043 Is that where you've been keeping yourself? 539 00:45:46,133 --> 00:45:49,443 The Major and I are building an elite company of fighting men. 540 00:45:50,293 --> 00:45:53,808 The only thing you could build, Webster, is a good case of hemorrhoids. 541 00:46:01,533 --> 00:46:04,809 - What? - You're blowing away all your ammunition. 542 00:46:04,893 --> 00:46:09,011 Mr. I-Hate-Americans is going to make you into Swiss cheese. Slow down your fire. 543 00:46:09,093 --> 00:46:12,529 It's not my fucking fault! The fucking weapon is fucking fucked up! 544 00:46:20,133 --> 00:46:23,011 Nothing is wrong with that rifle. Keep it tight. 545 00:46:28,173 --> 00:46:30,926 Did you wake up this morning with a piss pot on your head? 546 00:46:32,173 --> 00:46:34,448 No, Gunney. I wore this in your honor. 547 00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:36,606 - Is that so? - Yes. 548 00:46:36,693 --> 00:46:40,766 I figured, this is a classic piece of issue, Iwo Jima, Pork Chop Hill, Khe Sahn... 549 00:46:40,853 --> 00:46:42,571 ...all that old antique stuff. 550 00:46:42,653 --> 00:46:47,249 A nice tribute to an aging veteran as close to retirement as yourself. 551 00:46:47,773 --> 00:46:49,001 I'm touched. 552 00:46:49,093 --> 00:46:52,642 Yes! Recon way of saying welcome, and inevitably, goodbye. 553 00:46:53,693 --> 00:46:55,923 And the Kevlar helmet you were issued... 554 00:46:56,133 --> 00:47:00,251 ...that didn't, by chance, find its way into one of the local pawn shops in town? 555 00:47:01,733 --> 00:47:04,122 No way, Gunney. That's a serious implication. 556 00:47:04,453 --> 00:47:07,923 - We're financially responsible for them. - That's right. You are. 557 00:47:08,213 --> 00:47:11,330 That's why I want to see Kevlar on your head by 1900 hours... 558 00:47:11,413 --> 00:47:13,973 ...or you're not going to have a head to wear it on. 559 00:47:14,893 --> 00:47:17,043 Yes, sir, Gunney Highway, Sergeant, sir. 560 00:47:18,373 --> 00:47:20,443 Gunney, my weapon's jammed. 561 00:47:23,453 --> 00:47:25,603 - What the... - Shit! 562 00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:51,091 Major Powers is going to teach you how to discipline your men. 563 00:47:51,173 --> 00:47:55,007 If Powers ever stopped suddenly, your face would go halfway up his ass. 564 00:47:59,173 --> 00:48:01,323 Profile is never going to make it back. 565 00:48:01,413 --> 00:48:03,085 Powers is cold-blooded. 566 00:48:17,613 --> 00:48:20,889 Don't give the prick the satisfaction. You can make it. 567 00:48:23,493 --> 00:48:25,484 Recon! 568 00:48:28,733 --> 00:48:30,610 What did you say, Gunnery Sergeant? 569 00:48:30,693 --> 00:48:34,686 I said, "'Don't give the prick the satisfaction,"' sir. 570 00:48:40,213 --> 00:48:44,286 "'Sensitive dialogue during a communication of the relationship."' 571 00:48:51,253 --> 00:48:53,642 - Follow you home? - Sure. Why not? 572 00:49:18,693 --> 00:49:21,491 Somebody just look outside and see what shirt he's wearing. 573 00:49:21,573 --> 00:49:25,088 It doesn't matter. He'll just complain about something else. 574 00:49:25,173 --> 00:49:27,846 Life was a lot easier before Frankenstein came. 575 00:49:27,933 --> 00:49:28,922 Right! 576 00:49:29,093 --> 00:49:31,402 How am I going to play on American Bandstand? 577 00:49:31,493 --> 00:49:34,530 All of this macho soldiering shit is bad for my hands. 578 00:49:34,613 --> 00:49:35,887 People, fall out. 579 00:49:39,733 --> 00:49:41,769 I said, fall out! Now! 580 00:49:44,053 --> 00:49:45,532 We're not going anywhere. 581 00:49:46,013 --> 00:49:48,573 All this play-war stuff is bullshit. 582 00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:52,763 This is all a question of mind over matter. 583 00:49:52,853 --> 00:49:55,128 We no longer mind because you don't matter. 584 00:49:56,893 --> 00:49:58,963 You've been voted out of office. 585 00:50:00,213 --> 00:50:05,207 Mr. Jones, you fall out on that street, or I'll kick your ass off this planet. 586 00:50:06,373 --> 00:50:08,284 I don't think so, babe. Swede? 587 00:50:19,453 --> 00:50:22,365 Gunney, I'd like you to meet my big friend, Swede Johanson. 588 00:50:28,733 --> 00:50:30,769 Swede, say something charming to the man. 589 00:50:31,013 --> 00:50:33,652 I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck. 590 00:50:36,373 --> 00:50:39,888 So you see, Grungy Highway, we don't have any use for you anymore. 591 00:50:40,053 --> 00:50:41,452 "'Hit the road, Jack! 592 00:50:41,533 --> 00:50:46,129 "'And don't you come back No more, no more"' 593 00:50:54,213 --> 00:50:55,407 Stick your chin up. 594 00:50:56,893 --> 00:50:58,008 Higher! 595 00:51:06,133 --> 00:51:10,046 Now get your ass out on that street, ladies. Right this second! 596 00:51:12,293 --> 00:51:14,523 I'll speak to you later, Swede. 597 00:51:24,013 --> 00:51:26,243 Sir, I'll wait outside for the MPs to come. 598 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:29,370 Negative, Johanson. You're going to become a Marine, right now. 599 00:51:30,613 --> 00:51:32,524 - Fall out. - Yes, sir. 600 00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:37,211 Good morning, men! 601 00:51:37,733 --> 00:51:39,963 I thought I'd lead you through this exercise. 602 00:51:41,693 --> 00:51:43,649 I couldn't find Gunney Highway, though. 603 00:51:44,253 --> 00:51:45,845 I don't know where he went. 604 00:52:02,293 --> 00:52:04,443 Good Lord, what was that? 605 00:52:04,653 --> 00:52:07,645 Sir, that's an AK-47 assault weapon. 606 00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:10,085 The preferred weapon of our enemies. 607 00:52:10,173 --> 00:52:13,370 It makes a very distinctive sound when fired at us, sir. 608 00:52:14,773 --> 00:52:16,252 Yes, it does. Doesn't it? 609 00:52:17,693 --> 00:52:18,682 Good night, Roy. 610 00:52:20,733 --> 00:52:22,644 Hold up, Aggie. I'll follow you home. 611 00:52:22,933 --> 00:52:25,003 No. You go ahead. I've got some pains. 612 00:52:27,453 --> 00:52:29,489 - I got it. - Not tonight, you don't. 613 00:52:38,413 --> 00:52:41,086 "'The sensual communication, meaningful..."' 614 00:52:41,893 --> 00:52:43,167 Panther piss. 615 00:52:43,893 --> 00:52:47,932 Glad to know some things don't change. Still know what a woman loves to hear. 616 00:52:50,133 --> 00:52:52,203 I just happened to be in the neighborhood. 617 00:52:52,813 --> 00:52:55,532 I thought maybe you'd like to sit down and we could talk. 618 00:52:55,613 --> 00:52:57,763 Are you reading those magazines? 619 00:52:58,573 --> 00:53:00,768 - What magazines? - Those magazines. 620 00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:06,893 Somebody must have left them here. 621 00:53:06,973 --> 00:53:07,928 Who? 622 00:53:08,253 --> 00:53:10,528 - Choozoo. - He doesn't know how to read. 623 00:53:10,653 --> 00:53:13,611 Quit being so stubborn. Why don't you sit down so we can talk? 624 00:53:13,693 --> 00:53:16,082 I am not one of your troops that can be bullied. 625 00:53:18,853 --> 00:53:20,844 Was being married to me that bad? 626 00:53:21,333 --> 00:53:22,448 Yes. 627 00:53:28,733 --> 00:53:30,610 Platoon. Attention! 628 00:53:33,653 --> 00:53:34,802 Thank you, Gunney! 629 00:53:34,893 --> 00:53:37,248 What a fine morning for a military exercise. 630 00:53:37,693 --> 00:53:38,808 Men... 631 00:53:39,093 --> 00:53:42,927 ...today we will execute an ambush against a numerically superior hostile force... 632 00:53:43,813 --> 00:53:47,931 ...by using cover, surprise, interlocking fields of fire... 633 00:53:48,213 --> 00:53:51,125 ...and the natural aggressiveness of the United States Marine. 634 00:53:51,213 --> 00:53:53,932 Show me some poontang, I'll show you an aggressive Marine! 635 00:53:54,013 --> 00:53:56,481 We'll provide Major Powers and his elite force... 636 00:53:56,573 --> 00:53:59,406 ...an accessible target to sharpen their superior skills. 637 00:53:59,933 --> 00:54:02,925 This will be facilitated by the MILES Gear each team will wear. 638 00:54:03,013 --> 00:54:07,291 When one of our men is shot, these laser-sensitive vests emit a beeping noise. 639 00:54:08,893 --> 00:54:12,568 Excuse me, Lieutenant? Are you hinting that we don't fight back? 640 00:54:13,453 --> 00:54:17,002 Yes, Gunney. The Major likes to use the Recon Platoon as a training tool. 641 00:54:17,173 --> 00:54:20,404 What happens when these men go into combat and they're not prepared? 642 00:54:20,493 --> 00:54:22,290 They just get dead. 643 00:54:23,373 --> 00:54:24,726 Yes. I see what you mean. 644 00:54:24,813 --> 00:54:26,963 Did you discuss this with Major Powers? 645 00:54:31,053 --> 00:54:34,170 - Let's move them out, Gunney. - Are you coming with us, Lieutenant? 646 00:54:36,053 --> 00:54:38,772 No, Gunney. I have a doctor's appointment at 1100. 647 00:54:38,853 --> 00:54:41,686 I hope it's nothing that will keep you out of the next war. 648 00:54:42,573 --> 00:54:44,723 Platoon, right face. 649 00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:48,165 Sling arms. 650 00:54:48,933 --> 00:54:50,844 Forward march. 651 00:55:07,453 --> 00:55:09,728 Are you sure Highway's our man to run the ambush? 652 00:55:09,813 --> 00:55:12,202 He's the best I know at small unit tactics. 653 00:55:12,293 --> 00:55:13,567 I doubt that. 654 00:55:20,613 --> 00:55:24,447 Marines, today we're going to kick some Recon ass. 655 00:55:27,493 --> 00:55:30,644 Attention! About face! 656 00:55:31,293 --> 00:55:32,442 Forward march! 657 00:55:46,893 --> 00:55:48,884 When I first joined the Corps... 658 00:55:48,973 --> 00:55:52,852 ...I thought I'd be jumping out of planes, and fighting the enemy. 659 00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:56,687 This is the new, modern, mechanized Marine Corps. We'll jump out of our heads. 660 00:55:56,773 --> 00:55:58,809 The only enemy we're fighting is boredom. 661 00:55:58,893 --> 00:56:01,248 You hear that voice? It's calling me, Hollywood. 662 00:56:01,333 --> 00:56:03,972 Stitch Jones is going be a rock and roll star. 663 00:56:04,053 --> 00:56:06,169 Don't forget us when you make it to the top. 664 00:56:06,253 --> 00:56:09,529 Front row center seat, and all the girls I can't eat for my homeboy. 665 00:56:09,613 --> 00:56:11,205 I love leftovers. 666 00:56:11,893 --> 00:56:14,407 Unsling your rifles. You're making too much noise. 667 00:56:14,493 --> 00:56:18,327 Why? We're not supposed to win. He watches too much prime time. 668 00:56:28,213 --> 00:56:30,169 - What was that? - You're dead, Marine. 669 00:56:30,853 --> 00:56:33,651 You tripped on four booby traps that blew your legs off... 670 00:56:33,733 --> 00:56:37,646 ...and we have to send out a search party for your testicles. Where's your backup? 671 00:56:38,173 --> 00:56:39,208 Profile. 672 00:56:40,573 --> 00:56:44,088 What good are you back there? Without any cover fire, I get shot. 673 00:56:44,253 --> 00:56:48,132 While you guys pump the dog, we get everyone in this platoon killed. 674 00:56:48,213 --> 00:56:50,204 Chill out. That's what we're here for. 675 00:56:50,413 --> 00:56:51,528 Say what? 676 00:56:51,613 --> 00:56:54,605 We've ambushed Major Powers three times, and always right here. 677 00:56:54,693 --> 00:56:56,046 We know what we're doing. 678 00:56:56,293 --> 00:56:59,330 Who says we're going to ambush Major Powers right here? 679 00:56:59,413 --> 00:57:01,051 Didn't you hear Lieutenant Ring? 680 00:57:01,133 --> 00:57:04,330 Major Powers wants us to die in a loud, grotesque, military manner. 681 00:57:04,693 --> 00:57:06,604 I don't give a fuck about Major Powers. 682 00:57:06,893 --> 00:57:09,248 My job is to keep you men alive. Let's move on. 683 00:57:18,173 --> 00:57:20,562 Coming to the ambush site over the next hill. 684 00:57:20,653 --> 00:57:21,927 Roger that. 685 00:57:22,213 --> 00:57:25,171 It helps, knowing when and where you're going to be hit, sir. 686 00:57:26,213 --> 00:57:30,684 Easy. Give them a few more yards, then we'll nail the coffin shut. 687 00:57:34,773 --> 00:57:36,365 Chill out. Here they come. 688 00:57:36,933 --> 00:57:38,525 Hit them now! 689 00:57:39,413 --> 00:57:40,528 Now! 690 00:57:51,133 --> 00:57:52,486 Cease fire! 691 00:57:54,373 --> 00:57:56,682 You're in the wrong ambush site! 692 00:57:58,213 --> 00:57:59,646 Cease fire! 693 00:58:03,893 --> 00:58:06,282 They're in the wrong ambush site! 694 00:58:07,613 --> 00:58:10,081 Recon! Recon! 695 00:58:17,853 --> 00:58:19,605 - Sergeant Major! - Yes? 696 00:58:20,213 --> 00:58:22,124 Turn this damn thing off. 697 00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:25,293 Makes a hell of a racket, doesn't it, sir? 698 00:58:29,213 --> 00:58:32,444 This man usurped authority, disregarded procedures... 699 00:58:32,533 --> 00:58:36,765 ...and ignored my personal directives all week. Why, Lieutenant? 700 00:58:36,933 --> 00:58:40,289 - Sir, I thought the training... - You think too much and act too little. 701 00:58:40,373 --> 00:58:43,763 You're supposed to be an officer. Look it up in your leader's handbook. 702 00:58:45,733 --> 00:58:48,930 Who gave you permission to deviate from the training schedule? 703 00:58:49,013 --> 00:58:51,083 I needed to evaluate my men, sir. 704 00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:55,884 They're not your men, you son of a bitch. They're the U.S. Marine Corps' men. 705 00:58:55,973 --> 00:58:59,090 The 2nd Division's men. The 8th Marine Regiment's men. 706 00:58:59,173 --> 00:59:01,971 In other words, they're my men. And so are you. Get it? 707 00:59:02,133 --> 00:59:06,843 I'll get my ass shot off if I'm in a hot landing zone with an untrained platoon. 708 00:59:07,053 --> 00:59:10,090 You will follow my program to the letter. No questions asked. 709 00:59:10,173 --> 00:59:13,370 We go into combat tomorrow, you'll plant half those men. 710 00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:20,051 You did it on your own, didn't you? 711 00:59:20,133 --> 00:59:23,011 I can't fix it if I don't know what's broken. 712 00:59:23,373 --> 00:59:25,091 You make it easy. 713 00:59:25,173 --> 00:59:26,162 Sir... 714 00:59:26,653 --> 00:59:29,486 ...I gave Gunney permission to freelance his... 715 00:59:29,573 --> 00:59:31,803 ...I mean, the men, sir. 716 00:59:36,453 --> 00:59:37,806 Wait outside, Ring. 717 00:59:38,133 --> 00:59:39,122 Aye, aye, sir. 718 00:59:43,173 --> 00:59:45,403 I'm going to run you out of the Corps, Highway. 719 00:59:46,093 --> 00:59:49,290 The funny thing is, you'll do all the work. 720 00:59:50,173 --> 00:59:52,209 Sooner or later, you'll disobey orders... 721 00:59:52,293 --> 00:59:56,047 ...circumvent procedures again, or just get drunk. 722 00:59:56,453 --> 00:59:57,681 You can't help it. 723 00:59:58,053 --> 01:00:01,841 You're too old, too stupid and too prideful to change. 724 01:00:02,893 --> 01:00:04,804 I'll enjoy watching you fall. 725 01:00:06,693 --> 01:00:09,082 Get out and send in that idiot, Ring. 726 01:00:15,933 --> 01:00:17,924 He wants to see you, Lieutenant. 727 01:00:20,213 --> 01:00:22,443 - I'm sorry. - No need to be. 728 01:00:23,573 --> 01:00:24,562 Lieutenant? 729 01:00:25,453 --> 01:00:26,647 Recon. 730 01:00:35,013 --> 01:00:36,924 You'll let anybody in here. Won't you? 731 01:00:38,013 --> 01:00:40,243 Have one on the house to ease your pain. 732 01:00:52,413 --> 01:00:55,769 Want to get drunk and howl at the moon... 733 01:00:56,773 --> 01:01:00,129 ...get us both busted back to low-ass, no-rank, mud-rolling PFC? 734 01:01:00,613 --> 01:01:01,887 I'm your man. 735 01:01:02,133 --> 01:01:03,566 What are we, Chooz? 736 01:01:04,733 --> 01:01:09,204 We're short-haired bastards with meat cleavers for pricks and kerosene for blood. 737 01:01:09,733 --> 01:01:11,963 Yes. We're all of that. That's for sure. 738 01:01:13,533 --> 01:01:14,568 We're 0-1-1. 739 01:01:15,813 --> 01:01:16,928 Say again? 740 01:01:18,013 --> 01:01:22,165 Major Powers, one dark cloudy morning, said to me, "'Sergeant Major... 741 01:01:23,213 --> 01:01:24,805 "'... you're 0-1-1. 742 01:01:25,253 --> 01:01:28,643 "'No wins. One tie, Korea... 743 01:01:29,253 --> 01:01:31,005 "'... and one loss, Vietnam."' 744 01:01:33,813 --> 01:01:36,691 Maybe we lost the war, but we won the battles. 745 01:01:39,413 --> 01:01:42,450 I'm not going to lose the next one because my men aren't ready. 746 01:01:43,293 --> 01:01:44,692 What are you going to do? 747 01:01:45,413 --> 01:01:47,005 Make them Marines. 748 01:01:48,053 --> 01:01:49,486 Stoney Jackson... 749 01:01:49,853 --> 01:01:54,210 ...best goddamned platoon sergeant two short-pricked, piss-ant... 750 01:01:54,333 --> 01:01:56,927 ...baby soldier, little fuckers ever went to war with. 751 01:01:57,253 --> 01:01:59,642 - Yes. Heartbreak Ridge. - Heartbreak Ridge. 752 01:01:59,893 --> 01:02:01,485 Your CO called. 753 01:02:02,133 --> 01:02:04,124 Your battalion just went on full alert. 754 01:02:15,493 --> 01:02:16,926 God bless. 755 01:02:18,813 --> 01:02:21,646 - I can't find my tent. - Where's my poncho liner? 756 01:02:21,733 --> 01:02:24,088 Damn it, who's got my web gear? 757 01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:26,243 Profile, that's my canteen. 758 01:02:26,573 --> 01:02:30,566 Aponte better get back here. He'll do time for being AWOL. 759 01:02:31,693 --> 01:02:35,686 People, let's have an equipment check. Weapon? 760 01:02:38,453 --> 01:02:39,681 Let's keep it simple. 761 01:02:39,773 --> 01:02:43,766 You got boots on, you can walk into combat. Let's go. 762 01:02:47,893 --> 01:02:48,928 Where's Aponte? 763 01:02:49,213 --> 01:02:52,091 He's sick. Must've been the chipped beef. I'm sick myself. 764 01:02:52,173 --> 01:02:55,370 - You've eaten worse. - Only when I'm shit-faced. 765 01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:07,848 These DD-13-48 request forms are not filled out properly. 766 01:03:08,413 --> 01:03:12,122 We're going to approach this in an orderly, proficient manner, Sergeant Major. 767 01:03:12,213 --> 01:03:13,202 Yes, sir. 768 01:03:14,453 --> 01:03:16,808 I want you to be sure that each round of ammo... 769 01:03:16,893 --> 01:03:20,568 ...is counted and returned in the same way it was received. 770 01:03:20,853 --> 01:03:25,404 - I'll personally dot the i's and cross the t's. - Sloppiness breeds inefficiency. 771 01:03:26,373 --> 01:03:29,251 Your outfit could use some cleaning up, Gunney. 772 01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:33,010 Sir, I want to issue my squad leader some night vision glasses. 773 01:03:33,373 --> 01:03:37,252 - I should've thought of that. - That is not part of your TO&E. 774 01:03:37,493 --> 01:03:38,687 I thought it might... 775 01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:42,288 Fill out the proper request forms and send it through the chain of command. 776 01:03:42,373 --> 01:03:43,567 Request forms? 777 01:03:48,133 --> 01:03:49,122 Attention! 778 01:03:51,933 --> 01:03:53,685 At ease, men. 779 01:03:53,973 --> 01:03:57,443 Major Malcolm Powers, sir. Annapolis, Class of '71. 780 01:03:58,653 --> 01:04:00,245 How are your men doing, Major? 781 01:04:00,813 --> 01:04:04,089 My men are ready to fight to the death to protect our country, sir. 782 01:04:05,533 --> 01:04:07,763 Let's hope that won't be necessary. 783 01:04:10,213 --> 01:04:11,805 Have we ever served together? 784 01:04:12,373 --> 01:04:15,012 I don't know, sir. Sergeant Major Choozoo and I... 785 01:04:15,093 --> 01:04:17,653 ...were in the 2nd Battalion in the 7th in 1968. 786 01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:21,052 I had a rifle company in 1st Battalion, 7th. 787 01:04:21,533 --> 01:04:24,411 We sure as hell chewed some of the same dirt, sir. 788 01:04:24,933 --> 01:04:28,608 That's for sure. What's your assessment of this alert? 789 01:04:29,093 --> 01:04:30,606 It's a cluster fuck. 790 01:04:33,893 --> 01:04:34,928 Say again? 791 01:04:35,013 --> 01:04:38,528 Marines are fighting men, sir, they shouldn't be sitting on their asses... 792 01:04:38,613 --> 01:04:42,208 ...filling out forms for equipment they should already have. 793 01:04:43,093 --> 01:04:45,163 Interesting observation, Gunney. 794 01:04:46,813 --> 01:04:47,882 Carry on, Major. 795 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:56,203 Now hear this. Now hear this. 796 01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:58,324 This is it. We're going to war. 797 01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:03,886 This has been an emergency deployment readiness exercise. 798 01:05:04,533 --> 01:05:08,526 We are standing down. The alert is cancelled. 799 01:05:09,093 --> 01:05:10,287 Damn it. 800 01:05:11,493 --> 01:05:13,404 Maybe next time, sir. 801 01:05:14,413 --> 01:05:16,324 You heard him. Move it out. 802 01:05:25,173 --> 01:05:26,367 Aponte. 803 01:05:27,213 --> 01:05:28,487 Oh, him. 804 01:05:28,813 --> 01:05:30,087 Where is he? 805 01:05:30,653 --> 01:05:32,245 What's wrong with you? 806 01:05:32,653 --> 01:05:34,928 Nobody goes over the hill on me. 807 01:05:35,733 --> 01:05:39,726 If you didn't have those stripes, I'd kick your ass around the block! 808 01:05:39,933 --> 01:05:41,969 Yes, but since I'm not into violence... 809 01:05:42,053 --> 01:05:45,409 ...I'll refrain from kicking your ass at this particular time. 810 01:05:45,533 --> 01:05:47,444 I'll give you a rebate on your life. 811 01:05:48,093 --> 01:05:50,323 Besides, who the hell is Aponte? 812 01:05:50,453 --> 01:05:53,331 He ain't heavy and he sure the hell ain't my brother. 813 01:05:54,693 --> 01:05:55,682 Gunney Highway. 814 01:05:56,093 --> 01:05:58,004 That's right. Gunney Highway. 815 01:05:58,413 --> 01:05:59,607 Come in. 816 01:06:00,053 --> 01:06:02,408 I'm sorry, but I had to tell him. 817 01:06:02,493 --> 01:06:05,485 This is my wife, Sara. Clean that up a little, honey. 818 01:06:05,733 --> 01:06:08,293 Gunney, I filled out all the forms there are. 819 01:06:08,693 --> 01:06:11,526 What the Corps could give just isn't enough for the family. 820 01:06:11,893 --> 01:06:12,962 So I took a job. 821 01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:15,009 - You got a job? - Yes. 822 01:06:15,373 --> 01:06:18,331 - You want out of the Marines? - No! No way. 823 01:06:18,813 --> 01:06:22,249 Then we're going to have to cut through all the red tape B.S., aren't we? 824 01:06:22,333 --> 01:06:23,846 - Yes, we are. - Knock it off. 825 01:06:26,053 --> 01:06:28,772 Here. Here's a special fund. Gunnery sergeants only. 826 01:06:32,053 --> 01:06:33,964 Don't worry, you can pay it back. 827 01:06:34,653 --> 01:06:37,725 - Here. You better take him. Jesus Christ. - Thank you. 828 01:06:45,933 --> 01:06:49,209 - What are you smiling at? - I always knew you were Santa Claus. 829 01:06:49,293 --> 01:06:52,091 You pull another suckhead play like that... 830 01:06:52,173 --> 01:06:55,290 ...the only thing that will beat you to the brig is an ambulance. 831 01:06:55,373 --> 01:06:57,523 Yes, sir, Gunnery Sergeant Highway, sir. 832 01:07:02,013 --> 01:07:04,243 You can't leave the Duke of Cool! 833 01:07:04,533 --> 01:07:06,285 This man has no social graces. 834 01:07:11,173 --> 01:07:12,288 So? 835 01:07:13,293 --> 01:07:15,853 Lureen down at the Palace said you had the night off. 836 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,125 Lureen talks too much. 837 01:07:18,613 --> 01:07:20,205 Can I buy you a beer? 838 01:07:23,613 --> 01:07:24,887 Jesus. 839 01:07:27,133 --> 01:07:31,285 You can't come back after all this time, with no warning whatsoever. 840 01:07:31,613 --> 01:07:34,810 Interfere at my place of work, almost started a brawl... 841 01:07:35,133 --> 01:07:37,852 ...almost lost me the only crummy job I could find. 842 01:07:38,173 --> 01:07:41,290 Then you show up here, expecting me to just smooth as silk... 843 01:07:41,373 --> 01:07:43,603 ...invite you in for a sit-down and a smile. 844 01:07:43,933 --> 01:07:46,652 It's always the same, Highway. All balls, no brains. 845 01:07:48,253 --> 01:07:50,005 Is there something you're afraid of? 846 01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:54,292 Yes. I'm afraid I'll dent that thick skull of yours with this frying pan. 847 01:07:56,893 --> 01:08:01,091 - It wouldn't be the first time, would it? - No. 848 01:08:04,573 --> 01:08:06,165 Nice place you have here. 849 01:08:07,973 --> 01:08:10,407 Thanks. You want a glass? 850 01:08:21,533 --> 01:08:25,765 - Feet still bothersome? - I hawk booze five nights a week. 851 01:08:27,053 --> 01:08:29,931 There's no senior prom looming on my horizon. 852 01:08:31,133 --> 01:08:32,725 To the old times. 853 01:08:33,213 --> 01:08:35,443 Just as long as you don't say good times. 854 01:08:35,773 --> 01:08:37,843 We had our share of those, too, didn't we? 855 01:08:38,573 --> 01:08:40,723 I don't know. I can't think that far back. 856 01:08:41,773 --> 01:08:43,286 How are you feeling? 857 01:08:43,693 --> 01:08:44,967 Terrific. 858 01:08:45,213 --> 01:08:47,124 Absolutely couldn't feel better. 859 01:08:51,453 --> 01:08:53,045 What brings you here? 860 01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:56,892 I'm back with Recon, back where I belong. 861 01:08:59,613 --> 01:09:00,762 So? 862 01:09:01,053 --> 01:09:02,964 It's different this time. 863 01:09:05,053 --> 01:09:06,088 How? 864 01:09:07,293 --> 01:09:11,286 I'm coming to the end of it. I don't know where I go from here. 865 01:09:11,533 --> 01:09:15,048 I just want it to end as right as it was when I started. 866 01:09:18,493 --> 01:09:21,849 Do you want some chips? There's pretzels. 867 01:09:23,453 --> 01:09:24,442 Yes, thanks. 868 01:09:25,373 --> 01:09:27,284 Fringe benefits of work. 869 01:09:28,093 --> 01:09:29,526 Tell me something. 870 01:09:30,493 --> 01:09:33,371 Did we mutually nurture each other? 871 01:09:34,813 --> 01:09:36,166 I beg your pardon? 872 01:09:36,573 --> 01:09:39,645 Did we communicate in a meaningful way in our relationship? 873 01:09:40,573 --> 01:09:42,325 Relationship? 874 01:09:46,013 --> 01:09:48,083 Hell, I thought we were married. 875 01:09:49,693 --> 01:09:52,253 I've been thinking about the past lately. 876 01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:56,403 I was just wondering what went wrong. 877 01:09:57,373 --> 01:09:58,647 With what? 878 01:10:00,093 --> 01:10:01,367 With me. 879 01:10:02,173 --> 01:10:03,925 The Corps. With us. 880 01:10:08,573 --> 01:10:10,643 That is so damn much like you. 881 01:10:10,853 --> 01:10:15,483 You never could see that things just don't fit neatly into right and wrong. 882 01:10:16,253 --> 01:10:17,606 What else is there? 883 01:10:19,613 --> 01:10:21,205 It isn't that simple. 884 01:10:24,733 --> 01:10:27,770 I went by those rooms that we rented when we got married. 885 01:10:28,093 --> 01:10:29,685 Damn, they're small. 886 01:10:32,093 --> 01:10:34,812 They say everything shrinks with age. 887 01:10:38,653 --> 01:10:40,086 Tell me something. 888 01:10:41,693 --> 01:10:43,923 What did you want out of our marriage? 889 01:10:47,133 --> 01:10:50,170 We talked once about an avocado ranch... 890 01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:52,973 ...about buying a house with a barbecue in the back. 891 01:10:53,373 --> 01:10:57,685 But then you'd volunteer for every damn war that came down the pike. 892 01:11:02,013 --> 01:11:03,605 - Goddamn it! - What's the matter? 893 01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:06,004 How could I be so stupid? 894 01:11:06,413 --> 01:11:07,846 What do you mean? 895 01:11:08,093 --> 01:11:12,291 - You changed tactics on me! - What are you talking about? 896 01:11:12,373 --> 01:11:14,933 Gave up the old frontal assault, tried to outflank me. 897 01:11:15,013 --> 01:11:18,050 I am onto you, Highway, and I want you out of here, right now! 898 01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:22,087 You're not acting very dignified for a mature woman. 899 01:11:23,773 --> 01:11:28,403 You old fucking Marine warhorse, I'll show you dignified! 900 01:11:28,813 --> 01:11:32,806 You get out of here! Go on! Get the fuck out of here! 901 01:11:34,013 --> 01:11:36,766 You better get your tail out of here or I'll get mad! 902 01:11:36,853 --> 01:11:38,809 Take that, you old fuck! 903 01:11:39,133 --> 01:11:43,126 I never want to see your craggy, old face again, you hear? 904 01:11:43,453 --> 01:11:46,490 Don't ever come back. Ever! 905 01:11:48,093 --> 01:11:50,971 She's as crazy as she's always been, for Christ's sake. 906 01:11:52,573 --> 01:11:54,165 You asshole! 907 01:11:59,293 --> 01:12:01,363 I hate you, Highway! 908 01:12:03,533 --> 01:12:04,682 Fuck you! 909 01:12:17,453 --> 01:12:18,647 Tonight's winner... 910 01:12:19,773 --> 01:12:21,923 ...is Miss Sarita Dwayne! 911 01:12:25,173 --> 01:12:27,687 Wait a minute, man. That's bullshit. 912 01:12:27,773 --> 01:12:29,365 You're trying to rip me off. 913 01:12:29,693 --> 01:12:31,046 Nobody likes a sore loser. 914 01:12:31,293 --> 01:12:34,330 I'm an equal opportunity ass-kicker. Let's vote. 915 01:12:34,413 --> 01:12:36,165 You people have a right to vote. 916 01:12:36,253 --> 01:12:38,642 Whoever voted for Miss Banana Titties, say, "'Yes."' 917 01:12:39,493 --> 01:12:40,767 No! 918 01:12:41,293 --> 01:12:43,853 All who voted for me, say, "'Rock the house."' 919 01:12:43,933 --> 01:12:46,652 Rock the house! 920 01:12:51,773 --> 01:12:53,923 No man. You all the faggot Mod Squad? 921 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:57,689 I don't play none of this jail give-up-the-booty bullshit. 922 01:13:03,613 --> 01:13:05,444 Don't ask for my autograph. 923 01:13:08,893 --> 01:13:11,123 You can rob me... 924 01:13:12,093 --> 01:13:15,324 ...you can starve me, you can beat me, and you can kill me... 925 01:13:16,573 --> 01:13:18,484 ...just don't bore me. 926 01:13:25,133 --> 01:13:27,852 - I'm really glad I could help. - I owe you another dinner. 927 01:13:37,693 --> 01:13:41,686 Powers will thin-slice your prick if he finds out about this! 928 01:13:41,933 --> 01:13:43,525 - Sergeant Major! - Who are you? 929 01:13:43,893 --> 01:13:45,929 Jones, 2nd Battalion. Recon Platoon. 930 01:13:48,213 --> 01:13:50,852 Highway's platoon? Snap to, Marine. Give me a hand. 931 01:13:50,933 --> 01:13:53,527 Highway knows I'm innocent. We're like brothers. 932 01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:55,605 I posted his bail. 933 01:13:55,933 --> 01:13:58,128 - He needs you, Aggie. - Until the next war. 934 01:13:59,133 --> 01:14:00,612 Good thing we got him out. 935 01:14:01,773 --> 01:14:03,047 Oh, shit. 936 01:14:03,933 --> 01:14:05,048 Coffee. 937 01:14:09,533 --> 01:14:12,252 I always wanted to check this place out. 938 01:14:13,053 --> 01:14:14,611 Look at all this history. 939 01:14:14,693 --> 01:14:16,923 Little Mary's served Marines from three wars. 940 01:14:18,973 --> 01:14:20,247 How is he doing? 941 01:14:20,733 --> 01:14:23,770 Aggie will put him back together again, just like she always has. 942 01:14:26,973 --> 01:14:30,329 Highway's something else. High-speed, low drag. 943 01:14:30,573 --> 01:14:33,133 No one better to be with if you're in a hot LZ. 944 01:14:33,773 --> 01:14:35,286 Heartbreak Ridge. 945 01:14:35,933 --> 01:14:36,968 It was the truth. 946 01:14:38,653 --> 01:14:40,086 What's Heartbreak Ridge? 947 01:14:41,853 --> 01:14:45,368 Listen, we have to understand each other... 948 01:14:46,173 --> 01:14:47,765 ...before we go any further. 949 01:14:48,573 --> 01:14:50,325 Are we going any further? 950 01:14:51,133 --> 01:14:53,203 You'll be out of the Corps soon. 951 01:14:53,533 --> 01:14:57,367 But you are gung-ho, through and through. Always will be. 952 01:14:57,693 --> 01:15:01,368 And there is no room in my future for a Marine. 953 01:15:02,653 --> 01:15:05,042 I'm not sure I like how you say "'Marine."' 954 01:15:06,653 --> 01:15:09,850 I can say "'Marine"' any damn way I choose. 955 01:15:10,293 --> 01:15:12,204 I earned that right. 956 01:15:14,493 --> 01:15:17,530 - That's right, you did. - I lived in a rathole... 957 01:15:17,613 --> 01:15:21,765 ...when they were bringing those boys home in those flag-draped, metal coffins. 958 01:15:21,853 --> 01:15:25,004 I don't think I got a wink's sleep in 1968. 959 01:15:25,293 --> 01:15:28,524 - Do you remember that year? - Yes. I remember. 960 01:15:29,533 --> 01:15:33,970 I'd turn on the TV in the morning, I'd eat dinner in front of it every night... 961 01:15:34,053 --> 01:15:37,648 ...eyes glued, hoping to catch a glimpse of you on the news... 962 01:15:37,733 --> 01:15:39,485 ...and then praying I wouldn't. 963 01:15:40,893 --> 01:15:43,202 Then I'd crawl into bed and wonder... 964 01:15:43,293 --> 01:15:47,844 ...where were you? What were you doing? Were you alive? 965 01:15:48,413 --> 01:15:50,449 And I had no way of knowing. 966 01:15:54,973 --> 01:15:59,603 I guess there are things that work harder on a woman than being shot at. 967 01:16:01,293 --> 01:16:04,683 I swear the not knowing was the worst. 968 01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,086 I'm sorry. 969 01:16:21,373 --> 01:16:23,125 That's all right, baby. 970 01:16:27,613 --> 01:16:29,126 That's all right. 971 01:16:34,396 --> 01:16:37,354 We went up and down that dirt pile for six days and six nights. 972 01:16:37,436 --> 01:16:41,031 Fixed bayonets, hand-to-hand. Fought them something fierce. 973 01:16:41,116 --> 01:16:43,914 They gave back as good as they got. Lots of men died. 974 01:16:44,356 --> 01:16:46,187 We were the 23rd Infantry. 975 01:16:46,636 --> 01:16:48,228 We joined the Corps later. 976 01:16:48,756 --> 01:16:50,508 We were younger than you are. 977 01:16:51,796 --> 01:16:54,185 I never heard of any Heartbreak Ridge. 978 01:16:55,316 --> 01:16:58,388 It's not in any of the history books. It's a little piece of war. 979 01:16:58,756 --> 01:17:00,986 The place didn't have a name, just a number. 980 01:17:01,236 --> 01:17:03,796 Stoney Jackson looked at it and said, "'Ladies... 981 01:17:04,676 --> 01:17:07,236 "'... if this don't kill us, it'll break our hearts."' 982 01:17:07,476 --> 01:17:09,865 - Who's Stoney Jackson? - Little Mary's husband. 983 01:17:10,836 --> 01:17:12,633 He was our platoon sergeant. 984 01:17:12,756 --> 01:17:15,634 He recommended Highway for his Congressional Medal of Honor. 985 01:17:17,236 --> 01:17:19,466 Gunney Highway won the CMH? 986 01:17:20,516 --> 01:17:23,235 He charged two machine gun nests by himself. 987 01:17:23,956 --> 01:17:25,389 He didn't sleep for three days. 988 01:17:25,476 --> 01:17:28,195 The final human wave he held off almost single-handedly. 989 01:17:29,316 --> 01:17:30,590 When it was over... 990 01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:33,905 ...there was me, Stoney Jackson... 991 01:17:34,716 --> 01:17:35,990 ...and Tom Highway. 992 01:17:36,596 --> 01:17:38,507 We were the only ones still alive. 993 01:17:39,836 --> 01:17:41,827 What happened to Jackson? 994 01:17:42,236 --> 01:17:44,306 He was killed at Khe Sahn in 1968. 995 01:17:44,436 --> 01:17:47,314 Can I get you something to eat? I can fix it in no time. 996 01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:51,315 No, thank you, ma'am. 997 01:17:54,836 --> 01:17:57,669 Excuse me, ma'am. You don't happen to be up... 998 01:17:57,756 --> 01:18:00,316 ...when Gunney Highway leaves for the base, do you? 999 01:18:00,396 --> 01:18:02,626 I pour his coffee and lay out his things. 1000 01:18:24,516 --> 01:18:25,869 Platoon, attention! 1001 01:18:28,436 --> 01:18:29,425 Right face! 1002 01:18:30,676 --> 01:18:31,825 Forward march! 1003 01:18:42,356 --> 01:18:44,745 Each platoon will proceed to the objective... 1004 01:18:44,836 --> 01:18:47,225 ...which in this case is the Battalion Bear Pit. 1005 01:18:47,716 --> 01:18:50,514 Whoever reaches it first will get a 72-hour liberty. 1006 01:18:51,356 --> 01:18:54,314 Sir, it would be an honor, if you would accompany my platoon. 1007 01:18:56,156 --> 01:18:57,794 Thank you, Staff Sergeant. 1008 01:19:03,836 --> 01:19:05,428 Get out of your seats. 1009 01:19:28,276 --> 01:19:30,836 Johanson, tighten up that harness. 1010 01:19:31,076 --> 01:19:34,751 - Gunney, I'm afraid of heights. - So am I. 1011 01:19:34,996 --> 01:19:35,951 You are? 1012 01:19:36,276 --> 01:19:39,348 Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane is not a natural act... 1013 01:19:39,436 --> 01:19:41,996 ...so let's do it right and enjoy the view. 1014 01:20:25,396 --> 01:20:26,749 Let's move. 1015 01:20:27,796 --> 01:20:30,594 We made it. We're the first platoon to reach the Bear Pit. 1016 01:20:30,996 --> 01:20:32,588 Not so quick, sir. 1017 01:20:35,316 --> 01:20:37,546 Darn. 1st Platoon. 1018 01:20:38,436 --> 01:20:39,630 Major. It's Highway. 1019 01:20:41,076 --> 01:20:42,191 Damn. 1020 01:20:42,436 --> 01:20:44,666 Come on, let's smoke 'em. 1021 01:20:45,556 --> 01:20:47,467 1st Platoon, follow me! 1022 01:21:09,276 --> 01:21:10,789 Recon wins. 1023 01:21:11,636 --> 01:21:15,629 Gunney, you don't know your place. 1st Platoon is the victor! 1024 01:21:16,516 --> 01:21:18,427 I say we have ourselves a dilemma, sir. 1025 01:21:19,556 --> 01:21:23,629 Sergeant Major, as my umpire, I order you to declare 1st Platoon the winner. 1026 01:21:24,476 --> 01:21:26,626 Sir, that wouldn't be fair. 1027 01:21:27,316 --> 01:21:30,035 What do you propose to resolve this situation? 1028 01:21:30,276 --> 01:21:31,425 Match-up. 1029 01:21:33,076 --> 01:21:34,589 Okay, men, get them off. 1030 01:21:35,796 --> 01:21:37,548 Get your shit off. 1031 01:22:13,316 --> 01:22:15,113 Get them out! 1032 01:22:20,276 --> 01:22:22,028 Get them out! 1033 01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:58,349 Recon! 1034 01:23:02,676 --> 01:23:04,394 Sergeant Major, 1st Platoon wins. 1035 01:23:06,396 --> 01:23:08,034 I don't see it that way, Major. 1036 01:23:08,156 --> 01:23:11,148 You're out of order, Gunney. 1st Platoon is king of the pit. 1037 01:23:11,236 --> 01:23:13,670 - How do you figure? - Your man cheated. 1038 01:23:13,796 --> 01:23:15,024 I say, he improvised. 1039 01:23:15,156 --> 01:23:16,111 He cheated! 1040 01:23:16,356 --> 01:23:17,755 He adapted. He overcame. 1041 01:23:19,236 --> 01:23:21,033 There's only one way to settle this. 1042 01:23:21,596 --> 01:23:24,030 Platoon sergeants, front and center. 1043 01:23:25,956 --> 01:23:28,675 Remember, Sergeant, I'm leading your platoon today. 1044 01:23:30,036 --> 01:23:32,948 Old man, it's time somebody put you in your place. 1045 01:24:44,956 --> 01:24:48,107 It felt great beating Major Powers' elite fighting unit! 1046 01:24:49,836 --> 01:24:52,270 I've been bitten by every bug known to mankind. 1047 01:24:52,356 --> 01:24:54,916 With all these bumps, you look like you got muscles. 1048 01:24:56,196 --> 01:24:57,709 I bet I have poison ivy. 1049 01:24:57,796 --> 01:25:00,947 You can get permanent light duty for all of the crud on your body. 1050 01:25:01,556 --> 01:25:05,390 Your dream come true. You won't have to do this bullshit any more. 1051 01:25:05,556 --> 01:25:07,626 Fuck you. I'm getting pretty good at this. 1052 01:25:09,676 --> 01:25:11,826 This man must be sick, ladies and gentlemen. 1053 01:25:12,276 --> 01:25:13,709 I'll tell you who's sick... 1054 01:25:13,796 --> 01:25:18,312 ...Gunney Highway is the sickest individual I've ever come across. 1055 01:25:18,396 --> 01:25:21,786 That's right! Order today and get this record set from Recon Records... 1056 01:25:21,876 --> 01:25:24,390 ...with songs like, Highway's a Sick Individual... 1057 01:25:25,076 --> 01:25:27,146 ...Polish My Weapon and I'll Polish Yours. 1058 01:25:27,236 --> 01:25:28,988 That's my song! I like that one! 1059 01:25:29,236 --> 01:25:31,306 Bionic Marine. 1060 01:25:32,276 --> 01:25:34,631 - That's it! Bionic Marine. - Yes, do that one! 1061 01:25:34,836 --> 01:25:38,909 "'We kicked a lot of ass, at a place called Heartbreak Ridge 1062 01:25:38,996 --> 01:25:42,989 "'Don't fuck with Scarface Highway, baddest jarhead there is 1063 01:25:43,716 --> 01:25:46,867 "'He's a bad, psycho mother, bionic Marine 1064 01:25:47,276 --> 01:25:50,791 "'A leatherneck lifer, who likes the barracks clean 1065 01:25:51,316 --> 01:25:54,308 - "'He kicked Powers in the ass - "'Whipped him upside the head 1066 01:25:54,396 --> 01:25:58,071 "'lf you fuck with this sick mother, then you are going to end up dead 1067 01:25:58,716 --> 01:26:01,435 "'He's a fire-pissing jarhead, bionic Marine 1068 01:26:01,836 --> 01:26:05,272 "'Salty dog doesn't wear anything but Marine Corps green 1069 01:26:05,356 --> 01:26:08,712 - "'No time to shit or shower - "'No time to smoke a cig 1070 01:26:08,796 --> 01:26:13,950 "'Don't fuck with Gunney Highway, or you'll end up in the brig"' 1071 01:26:17,356 --> 01:26:18,994 I'll tell you something else. 1072 01:26:19,076 --> 01:26:22,273 Highway won the Congressional Medal of Honor at Heartbreak Ridge. 1073 01:26:22,396 --> 01:26:23,909 - Check that out. - The CMH! 1074 01:26:23,996 --> 01:26:26,430 I knew he was bad, but not that bad. 1075 01:26:27,476 --> 01:26:30,229 Major Powers wants statements from each and every of you. 1076 01:26:31,876 --> 01:26:33,628 What kind of statement? 1077 01:26:33,876 --> 01:26:36,436 Gunnery Sergeant Highway used live ammunition... 1078 01:26:36,956 --> 01:26:39,993 ...with unauthorized weapons in the training exercise. 1079 01:26:41,716 --> 01:26:43,149 Says who? 1080 01:26:43,676 --> 01:26:45,746 I thought you guys didn't like Highway. 1081 01:26:46,916 --> 01:26:49,635 I heard that AK-47 fire coming from your AO. 1082 01:26:51,516 --> 01:26:53,825 Don't you want to go back to the way it was? 1083 01:26:54,556 --> 01:26:56,626 Nobody fucking with you? 1084 01:26:58,996 --> 01:27:02,591 Seems to me that no one is going to fuck with us the way things are now. 1085 01:27:03,316 --> 01:27:06,035 There's weekend liberty in it for all of you. 1086 01:27:06,516 --> 01:27:08,108 I'll start with you. 1087 01:27:09,316 --> 01:27:10,908 I got nothing to say. 1088 01:27:11,996 --> 01:27:14,066 - You? - No hablo inglés. 1089 01:27:15,116 --> 01:27:18,791 This can go hard on you all if you aren't going to cooperate. 1090 01:27:21,796 --> 01:27:24,026 We don't have anything to say to you, Webster. 1091 01:27:25,756 --> 01:27:29,431 Why don't you take your ass back to that 1st Platoon of yours... 1092 01:27:29,636 --> 01:27:32,946 ...and don't go away mad. Just go away. 1093 01:27:33,796 --> 01:27:35,388 You've been told. 1094 01:27:50,196 --> 01:27:52,710 - I hate social functions. - You're going to love it. 1095 01:27:53,276 --> 01:27:56,348 Your presence is requested at the MAU Commander's open house. 1096 01:27:56,436 --> 01:27:58,472 - Full military dress. - Piss on that. 1097 01:27:59,076 --> 01:28:01,465 You'll be there, Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway. 1098 01:28:01,876 --> 01:28:04,436 Stand tall, look sharp, and wear all your ribbons... 1099 01:28:04,516 --> 01:28:07,076 ...so these people can see a hero who isn't dead. 1100 01:28:07,516 --> 01:28:09,234 - Let's find the bar. - Good idea. 1101 01:28:11,836 --> 01:28:14,066 How are you this evening? Thank you. 1102 01:28:15,836 --> 01:28:18,225 I'm privileged to greet a Medal of Honor winner. 1103 01:28:18,676 --> 01:28:19,665 Thank you, sir. 1104 01:28:20,956 --> 01:28:23,265 Run into any cluster fucks lately? 1105 01:28:25,356 --> 01:28:27,108 No. Not lately, sir. 1106 01:28:27,236 --> 01:28:29,545 Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy the party. 1107 01:28:32,596 --> 01:28:36,908 I love to see the brass snap to attention when they see that little ribbon. 1108 01:28:36,996 --> 01:28:40,113 What do you do at a party like this, stick out your little pinkie? 1109 01:28:40,196 --> 01:28:42,915 Just don't unzip and stick Old Blue out. 1110 01:28:43,276 --> 01:28:46,348 Didn't J.J. Johnson do that at a WAVE party in San Diego? 1111 01:28:46,436 --> 01:28:50,395 No! That was me. J.J. mooned the ARVN General at China Beach. 1112 01:28:52,276 --> 01:28:56,349 Let's drink a toast to J.J. and all of the pieces of him we couldn't find. 1113 01:28:56,436 --> 01:28:57,869 Funniest guy I ever met. 1114 01:28:59,276 --> 01:29:02,632 One thing about a party like this, the conversation is so adult. 1115 01:29:06,276 --> 01:29:09,427 Choozoo, I think I'm going to head for the back door of this place. 1116 01:29:09,516 --> 01:29:10,949 And lose all this joy? 1117 01:29:12,196 --> 01:29:14,346 You won't be upset if I cut in, will you? 1118 01:29:14,436 --> 01:29:15,551 I'll get over it. 1119 01:29:16,116 --> 01:29:17,913 I'll go see what the chow's like. 1120 01:29:18,836 --> 01:29:20,508 Would you like to dance? 1121 01:29:22,676 --> 01:29:25,474 - What are you doing here? - I'm still on the mailing list. 1122 01:29:26,836 --> 01:29:27,825 - Yes? - Yes. 1123 01:29:51,156 --> 01:29:52,589 What's so funny? 1124 01:29:53,316 --> 01:29:56,672 I was just thinking, this reminds me of the Senior Prom... 1125 01:29:56,756 --> 01:29:58,747 ...and the chaperone with the ruler. 1126 01:29:58,836 --> 01:30:02,306 "'Now, Agnes Ann, you remember, you keep eight inches of daylight... 1127 01:30:02,396 --> 01:30:05,035 "'... between you and that young man you're dancing with."' 1128 01:30:05,516 --> 01:30:07,188 Yes. I do remember that. 1129 01:30:07,716 --> 01:30:11,072 Wasn't that the first night we ever... 1130 01:30:11,596 --> 01:30:13,826 Yes. Yes, it was. 1131 01:30:14,316 --> 01:30:17,513 Agnes Ann, you were a wild creature, I must say. 1132 01:30:19,956 --> 01:30:21,947 What do your magazines say about that? 1133 01:30:22,596 --> 01:30:24,951 I don't know. I haven't gotten to that part yet. 1134 01:30:25,036 --> 01:30:26,469 Are you still reading them? 1135 01:30:26,636 --> 01:30:27,751 Affirmative. 1136 01:30:27,956 --> 01:30:29,867 What do they say about ex-wives? 1137 01:30:31,956 --> 01:30:35,312 Not too much. Just that sex is great because... 1138 01:30:35,396 --> 01:30:39,071 ...you don't have to establish a relationship or be meaningful. 1139 01:30:41,956 --> 01:30:46,188 - You really are trying to understand us. - The best I can, yes. 1140 01:30:46,676 --> 01:30:50,464 Is that because you can't be a Marine anymore and you have no place to go? 1141 01:30:51,876 --> 01:30:53,867 I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry. 1142 01:30:54,996 --> 01:30:56,190 That's all right. 1143 01:30:56,316 --> 01:30:58,511 We've known each other too long... 1144 01:30:58,596 --> 01:31:02,225 ...to run away just over a little thing like tearing each other's guts out. 1145 01:31:02,396 --> 01:31:04,864 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 1146 01:31:06,356 --> 01:31:08,551 It never seems to work out between you and me. 1147 01:31:11,396 --> 01:31:13,148 - With her husband. - I see. 1148 01:31:13,716 --> 01:31:16,753 - I'm having a great time. - It's a whole family gathering. 1149 01:31:18,356 --> 01:31:22,668 I've been thinking about that avocado ranch we talked about. 1150 01:31:22,756 --> 01:31:24,951 Tom, Roy has asked me to marry him. 1151 01:31:26,276 --> 01:31:27,629 What'd you say? 1152 01:31:31,036 --> 01:31:32,185 Attention, please! 1153 01:31:33,596 --> 01:31:37,111 The 22nd Marine Amphibious Unit's alert status has been upgraded. 1154 01:31:37,756 --> 01:31:41,908 All officers and staff NCOs will return immediately to their units. 1155 01:31:42,276 --> 01:31:43,265 Thank you. 1156 01:32:28,876 --> 01:32:30,946 This is another bullshit alert, right? 1157 01:32:31,396 --> 01:32:32,670 We're going to war, men. 1158 01:32:35,036 --> 01:32:39,666 We're going to assist with the rescue of American citizens on the island of Grenada. 1159 01:32:40,436 --> 01:32:41,630 The island of what? 1160 01:32:41,716 --> 01:32:44,947 Grenada. It's a Caribbean island also known as "'the Isle of Spice."' 1161 01:32:45,036 --> 01:32:47,470 It's 86 nautical miles from Venezuela. 1162 01:32:47,556 --> 01:32:50,753 Our mission is to helo-cast into a small bay... 1163 01:32:50,836 --> 01:32:53,031 ...and recon before the Marine landing force. 1164 01:32:53,116 --> 01:32:55,835 No, I can't do that. I forgot my suntan oil. 1165 01:32:56,596 --> 01:32:58,666 It's time to earn your pay. Let's move. 1166 01:32:59,036 --> 01:33:00,310 Pick it up. Let's go. 1167 01:33:11,356 --> 01:33:15,827 Now hear this! Now hear this! Flight deck, prepare to launch helo. 1168 01:35:05,316 --> 01:35:06,749 Your glasses. 1169 01:35:07,636 --> 01:35:08,751 Get ready. 1170 01:35:41,156 --> 01:35:42,635 Choozoo, do you read me? 1171 01:35:44,556 --> 01:35:47,070 Choozoo, this is Highway. Do you read me? 1172 01:35:47,196 --> 01:35:50,154 Battalion wants your platoon to recon toward the university. 1173 01:35:50,316 --> 01:35:51,874 You stay low around Powers. 1174 01:35:55,636 --> 01:35:57,547 See you when it's over. 1175 01:36:22,436 --> 01:36:24,028 Spread out. 1176 01:36:27,996 --> 01:36:29,224 What was that? 1177 01:36:29,796 --> 01:36:34,347 An AK-47. It has a distinctive sound. Proceed swiftly and with caution, brothers. 1178 01:36:34,476 --> 01:36:37,548 - Get that 60 going around the corner. - All right. 1179 01:36:50,996 --> 01:36:52,429 Cover my ass. 1180 01:37:06,196 --> 01:37:07,424 Highway's crazy, man. 1181 01:37:30,996 --> 01:37:32,634 They've pulled out, Lieutenant. 1182 01:37:33,156 --> 01:37:34,475 All right, Aponte. 1183 01:37:35,276 --> 01:37:36,550 Slowly. 1184 01:38:12,916 --> 01:38:14,190 Cubans. 1185 01:38:15,356 --> 01:38:17,426 Three-man recon team. 1186 01:38:18,356 --> 01:38:21,393 We better spread out. I'm sure they've got buddies around here. 1187 01:38:22,276 --> 01:38:23,550 Let's go. 1188 01:38:24,396 --> 01:38:26,626 Spread the fuck out. Let's go. 1189 01:38:56,196 --> 01:38:57,311 Go ahead. 1190 01:39:03,556 --> 01:39:04,671 Go ahead. 1191 01:39:14,556 --> 01:39:18,344 We forgot the beer and the hotdogs. I'll go back to New York and get them. 1192 01:39:18,436 --> 01:39:22,952 - You run engines as good as your mouth? - Jones is the name, hot wire is the game. 1193 01:39:23,036 --> 01:39:24,947 Fragetti, go with him. 1194 01:39:32,716 --> 01:39:34,468 - You set? Let's go. - Let's do it. 1195 01:39:34,836 --> 01:39:36,792 Swede, get up there with that M-60. 1196 01:39:59,956 --> 01:40:00,945 Yes! 1197 01:40:14,516 --> 01:40:17,155 Here comes the Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a. 1198 01:40:21,636 --> 01:40:24,104 You stay right there, sucker. 1199 01:41:03,716 --> 01:41:05,035 Stay low. 1200 01:41:51,356 --> 01:41:52,789 Jesus. 1201 01:41:53,716 --> 01:41:55,149 Please forgive me. 1202 01:42:00,996 --> 01:42:02,429 Let's go. 1203 01:42:21,916 --> 01:42:24,953 Get in there. Tell them who you are, so no friendlies get hurt. 1204 01:42:25,036 --> 01:42:28,153 Hello, happening hostages. I'm Stitch Jones, Mr. Funkadelic. 1205 01:42:28,236 --> 01:42:29,794 Try "'U.S. Marine,"' shithead. 1206 01:42:52,996 --> 01:42:54,190 All clear. 1207 01:43:09,636 --> 01:43:11,069 United States Marines! 1208 01:43:24,436 --> 01:43:25,789 You've improved. 1209 01:43:26,836 --> 01:43:28,349 Goddamn it. Gunney! 1210 01:43:43,396 --> 01:43:45,307 U.S. Marines, ma'am. 1211 01:43:52,396 --> 01:43:54,785 - U.S. Marines! - Is everybody all right? 1212 01:44:01,956 --> 01:44:05,631 You know what they say about college, a behind is a terrible thing to waste. 1213 01:44:05,716 --> 01:44:09,709 Delta Company said they will give us surfboards and let us go to the beach. 1214 01:44:09,796 --> 01:44:12,993 One student kissed me four times. I think I'm in love. 1215 01:44:13,156 --> 01:44:16,034 - Was he good-Iooking, Profile? - It was a girl, Gunney. 1216 01:44:16,116 --> 01:44:18,186 Clean your weapons. Check your ammo. 1217 01:44:20,196 --> 01:44:23,074 All secured, sir. No casualties, no sign of enemy. 1218 01:44:23,156 --> 01:44:26,432 Very good. I want to get some pictures before we wrap this mission. 1219 01:44:26,716 --> 01:44:29,549 We've encountered some heavy resistance along the way, sir. 1220 01:44:29,676 --> 01:44:31,871 - Probably local fanatics. - Negative. 1221 01:44:31,956 --> 01:44:33,912 Cuban regulars with Russian rifles. 1222 01:44:34,156 --> 01:44:36,624 That data has already been factored in. 1223 01:44:36,716 --> 01:44:39,105 - Sergeant? It's Battalion. - Go ahead. 1224 01:44:40,396 --> 01:44:44,230 Big Daddy says, "'Get off your ass and get back in the war."' His words, sir. 1225 01:44:45,556 --> 01:44:47,353 He says he wants to recon that hill. 1226 01:44:47,636 --> 01:44:49,911 He says one of our fly-fly boys saw some armor. 1227 01:44:49,996 --> 01:44:51,907 You're full of all kinds of good news. 1228 01:44:52,156 --> 01:44:53,828 You're too ugly to live forever. 1229 01:44:54,756 --> 01:44:56,189 Gunney, recon that hill. 1230 01:44:56,276 --> 01:45:00,667 Wait for Foxtrot Company before launching any assault. Stay in contact. 1231 01:45:01,196 --> 01:45:04,711 Shall I send back data, sir, or is that already factored in? 1232 01:45:05,316 --> 01:45:06,749 Move out. 1233 01:45:08,156 --> 01:45:11,910 I think Powers is hot for you. You better watch your back. 1234 01:45:11,996 --> 01:45:14,385 Let's move out, Recon. Form up. 1235 01:45:30,956 --> 01:45:32,071 Keep moving. 1236 01:45:46,516 --> 01:45:47,949 Get down. 1237 01:46:52,916 --> 01:46:55,066 Bad mistake, coming in here like this. 1238 01:46:55,156 --> 01:46:58,785 - It's my fault, Gunney. I led them up here. - Apologize to their mothers. 1239 01:46:58,876 --> 01:47:00,070 Jesus, Gunney! 1240 01:47:01,596 --> 01:47:03,746 Lay some steel on those targets there. 1241 01:47:04,516 --> 01:47:05,505 Aponte! 1242 01:47:07,396 --> 01:47:09,148 Radio Battalion for air support. 1243 01:47:10,316 --> 01:47:12,113 Gunney, I think Profile is dead. 1244 01:47:26,036 --> 01:47:27,754 Don't let him die, Gunney. 1245 01:47:29,436 --> 01:47:31,028 That's not up to me. 1246 01:47:31,396 --> 01:47:34,035 Come on. Stay down, everyone. Let's go. 1247 01:47:39,796 --> 01:47:41,388 - How you doing? - I'm okay. 1248 01:47:41,596 --> 01:47:43,507 Doing better than Profile. 1249 01:47:43,756 --> 01:47:45,348 I can still fight. 1250 01:47:45,916 --> 01:47:47,315 We'll make it out of here? 1251 01:47:47,396 --> 01:47:49,626 - You got a date, Collins? - You never know. 1252 01:47:53,436 --> 01:47:54,994 Gunney, I got Profile killed. 1253 01:47:55,076 --> 01:47:58,625 It was his time. And when it's your time, your time is up. 1254 01:47:58,716 --> 01:48:00,468 I could have gotten them all killed. 1255 01:48:00,556 --> 01:48:03,514 Yes, but you didn't. Just don't make the same mistake twice. 1256 01:48:03,796 --> 01:48:04,785 Right. 1257 01:48:05,156 --> 01:48:07,716 I think I figured out a way to call an air strike... 1258 01:48:07,796 --> 01:48:10,026 ...if we can find out where this line is cut. 1259 01:48:10,116 --> 01:48:11,105 Jones! 1260 01:48:12,036 --> 01:48:14,834 - That's my name, loving's my game. - Thanks for volunteering. 1261 01:48:15,516 --> 01:48:16,505 Say what? 1262 01:48:16,676 --> 01:48:19,395 Get on the roof. Find out where this line is cut. 1263 01:48:19,796 --> 01:48:21,946 Come on, men. Don't stand there, damn it. 1264 01:48:34,916 --> 01:48:38,113 I wish I was back in New Jersey, watching The Flintstones. 1265 01:48:38,356 --> 01:48:40,108 This is bullshit. 1266 01:48:44,236 --> 01:48:46,750 Don't you motherfuckers know who you're shooting at? 1267 01:48:46,836 --> 01:48:49,066 I'm the Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a. 1268 01:48:49,996 --> 01:48:54,308 Big banana-eating, bean-farting motherfuckers don't speak English. 1269 01:48:54,956 --> 01:48:55,945 Hello? 1270 01:48:56,236 --> 01:48:57,225 Hello? 1271 01:48:58,516 --> 01:48:59,505 It works. 1272 01:48:59,876 --> 01:49:02,868 Damn right, it works. I almost got my ass shot off for Ma Bell. 1273 01:49:03,756 --> 01:49:05,314 Hello? Operator? 1274 01:49:05,756 --> 01:49:09,465 Yes. I want to make an emergency, long distance call... 1275 01:49:09,556 --> 01:49:13,105 ...to Camp Lejeune, North Carolina. Collect. 1276 01:49:14,556 --> 01:49:15,545 What? 1277 01:49:17,196 --> 01:49:19,994 Anybody have a credit card? They won't make collect calls. 1278 01:49:23,956 --> 01:49:27,505 Have no fear. Stitch is here, and I never go to combat without my plastic. 1279 01:49:31,476 --> 01:49:32,465 Yes. 1280 01:49:32,996 --> 01:49:34,668 6-6-0... 1281 01:49:34,876 --> 01:49:36,548 ...5- 5-8... 1282 01:49:37,076 --> 01:49:38,873 ...0- 7-1-1... 1283 01:49:40,316 --> 01:49:41,908 Camp Lejeune? 1284 01:49:42,756 --> 01:49:44,348 Are you for real? 1285 01:49:45,636 --> 01:49:49,265 Grid 2-1-9... 1286 01:49:49,716 --> 01:49:54,267 ...6- 3-2-1-8. 1287 01:49:56,476 --> 01:49:59,070 - Did they get it? - I don't know. The phone went dead. 1288 01:50:00,716 --> 01:50:01,671 Give me that. 1289 01:50:04,436 --> 01:50:05,949 Gunney, where are you going? 1290 01:50:06,636 --> 01:50:09,230 If they don't see our marker, we'll be in real trouble. 1291 01:50:09,316 --> 01:50:11,193 But you don't know if we got through. 1292 01:50:11,356 --> 01:50:12,914 We'll have to improvise, sir. 1293 01:50:31,076 --> 01:50:32,350 Highway's been hit! 1294 01:50:38,596 --> 01:50:40,348 What are we going to do, sir? 1295 01:50:45,276 --> 01:50:46,550 Let's go. 1296 01:51:18,356 --> 01:51:19,869 Don't die, man. 1297 01:51:22,756 --> 01:51:23,745 Gunney! 1298 01:51:26,196 --> 01:51:27,185 Jones. 1299 01:51:28,916 --> 01:51:32,352 Just because we are holding hands doesn't mean we'll take warm showers... 1300 01:51:32,436 --> 01:51:35,075 ...until the wee hours of the morning. You hear me? 1301 01:51:35,956 --> 01:51:39,232 - I thought you were dead. - Wishful thinking. 1302 01:51:44,116 --> 01:51:46,346 Lieutenant, what are we waiting for? 1303 01:51:47,476 --> 01:51:51,435 All right, you devil dogs, let's take that fucking hill! 1304 01:54:05,116 --> 01:54:06,105 Go! 1305 01:54:16,636 --> 01:54:18,115 Get them out of there. 1306 01:54:19,596 --> 01:54:21,552 Move it! Get your hands up! 1307 01:54:42,276 --> 01:54:43,550 All secure, sir! 1308 01:54:44,316 --> 01:54:46,307 - Corporal Jones! - Yes, sir! 1309 01:54:48,316 --> 01:54:49,510 Move them out. 1310 01:54:49,596 --> 01:54:51,348 You heard him, men! Move them out! 1311 01:55:31,116 --> 01:55:33,994 Just what the hell do you think you were doing? 1312 01:55:38,076 --> 01:55:40,226 Just enjoying the view, sir. 1313 01:55:41,636 --> 01:55:43,228 You disobeyed a direct order. 1314 01:55:44,796 --> 01:55:48,345 I told you to stay in contact and not take this hill without me. 1315 01:55:50,556 --> 01:55:52,467 Get on your feet, Highway! 1316 01:55:54,596 --> 01:55:58,669 With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me. 1317 01:56:33,916 --> 01:56:36,669 - Who's in charge here? - I am, sir. Major Malcolm Powers. 1318 01:56:37,196 --> 01:56:38,675 Did you lead this assault? 1319 01:56:39,756 --> 01:56:43,271 Lieutenant Ring and Gunnery Sergeant Highway disobeyed a direct order, sir. 1320 01:56:44,156 --> 01:56:47,353 I told them to wait for support, but they still charged this hill. 1321 01:56:47,596 --> 01:56:48,631 Why? 1322 01:56:48,836 --> 01:56:51,634 Because we're paid to improvise, sir. To overcome, to adapt. 1323 01:56:51,716 --> 01:56:53,752 I gave the order to take this hill, sir. 1324 01:56:54,036 --> 01:56:56,266 Ring, this is going to ruin your career. 1325 01:56:58,116 --> 01:57:01,506 - Are you new to the infantry, Major? - Yes, sir. I came over from Supply. 1326 01:57:01,596 --> 01:57:03,348 - Were you good at that? - Yes, sir! 1327 01:57:03,756 --> 01:57:07,635 Then stick to it, because you're a cluster fuck as an infantry officer. 1328 01:57:07,796 --> 01:57:09,832 This is a Marine Amphibious Unit, Major. 1329 01:57:09,956 --> 01:57:11,514 My men are hard chargers. 1330 01:57:11,596 --> 01:57:14,269 Ring and Highway took a handful of young fire-pissers... 1331 01:57:14,356 --> 01:57:16,950 ...exercised some personal initiative, and kicked ass! 1332 01:57:19,196 --> 01:57:21,152 - Good work, Lieutenant. - Thank you, sir! 1333 01:57:21,676 --> 01:57:25,032 Lieutenant, see that those students are escorted back to Cherry Point. 1334 01:57:27,436 --> 01:57:28,869 You're dismissed! 1335 01:57:48,796 --> 01:57:51,868 What are you two sorry-assed individuals looking at? 1336 01:57:51,956 --> 01:57:53,548 Get out of my LZ. 1337 01:57:55,036 --> 01:57:56,549 Semper Fi. 1338 01:58:01,196 --> 01:58:04,313 Chooz, I guess we're not 0-1-1 now. 1339 01:58:42,556 --> 01:58:44,387 - There's my family. - All right. 1340 01:58:44,956 --> 01:58:46,674 - Got anybody here? - No. 1341 01:58:46,756 --> 01:58:50,385 But it's a beautiful day and I'm ready to play. 1342 01:58:50,476 --> 01:58:53,354 - Give them hell, man. - Definitely. 1343 01:59:05,476 --> 01:59:09,788 Like I said, I'm ready to play. You know what I mean? 1344 01:59:10,276 --> 01:59:12,187 Anytime, man. 1345 01:59:12,636 --> 01:59:14,115 You'll be a civilian soon. 1346 01:59:14,196 --> 01:59:18,428 Grow your hair long, sleep late, become an asshole rock and roll star. 1347 01:59:19,196 --> 01:59:22,074 Sergeant Major Choozoo gave me re-up papers. 1348 01:59:22,316 --> 01:59:23,749 And you signed them? 1349 01:59:23,836 --> 01:59:26,714 Yes, Gunney, I'm a better Marine than I was a singer. 1350 01:59:27,116 --> 01:59:29,755 You're also a lot dumber than I thought you were, too. 1351 01:59:29,836 --> 01:59:31,030 What about you? 1352 01:59:31,956 --> 01:59:35,949 No, I've had it. No room in this man's Corps for me now. 1353 01:59:36,476 --> 01:59:38,387 Besides, they've got you. 1354 01:59:59,036 --> 02:00:02,870 I guess all of these marching bands and parades are old stuff to you. 1355 02:00:03,956 --> 02:00:06,231 To tell you the truth, this is the first time. 1356 02:00:07,036 --> 02:00:09,470 There are my ladies. 1357 02:00:09,556 --> 02:00:11,592 Gunney, duty calls. 1358 02:04:31,076 --> 02:04:33,670 Subtitles conformed by SOFTITLER 1359 02:04:33,756 --> 02:04:34,745 English - US