1 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,393 Oh, yeah 2 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,312 Oh 3 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,567 Youīre gonna wake up one mornin' 4 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,028 As the sun greets the dawn 5 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:32,324 Youīre gonna wake up one mornin' 6 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:35,327 As the sun greets the dawn 7 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:38,497 You didn't realize 8 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:41,792 You didn't realize 9 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,962 You didn't realize 10 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,048 You didn't realize 11 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:51,343 You didn't realize 12 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:54,638 Oh, youīre gonna miss me, baby 13 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:58,308 Oh, youīre gonna miss me, baby 14 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:01,311 - Oh, youīre gonna miss me, baby - What came first? 15 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,106 The music or the misery? 16 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:07,943 People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos... 17 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,988 that some sort of culture ofviolence will take them over. 18 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,198 Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands... 19 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:18,078 literally, thousands ofsongs about heartbreak, rejection... 20 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:21,665 pain, misery and loss. 21 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,918 Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable... 22 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:28,046 or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? 23 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:32,092 Youīre gonna wake up wonderin' 24 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:35,179 Findyourselfon the floor 25 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:46,106 You donīt have to go this second. You can stay until whenever. 26 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:49,193 No. Weīve done the hard part now. l might as well... 27 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,653 Why donīt you stay for tonight then? 28 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,325 Laura. 29 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:01,955 Youīre just gonna... 30 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:23,393 My desert island, all-time top five most memorable breakups... 31 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,938 in chronological order... 32 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,898 are as follows: 33 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:31,944 Alison Ashmore, Penny Hardwick... 34 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:35,697 Jackie Alden, Charlie Nicholson and Sarah Kendrew. 35 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,909 Those were the ones that really hurt. 36 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:43,413 Can you see your name on that list, Laura? 37 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:46,542 Maybe youīd sneak into the top ten. 38 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,920 But thereīs just no room foryou in the top five. Sorry! 39 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,506 Those places are reserved for the kind of humiliation and heartbreak... 40 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,050 youīre just not capable of delivering. 41 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,762 I'm not coming home 42 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:03,892 If you really wanted to mess me up, you shouldīve gotten to me earlier! 43 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:06,979 Oh, yeah 44 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,277 Oh 45 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:22,828 Which brings us to number one on the top five, all-time breakup list: 46 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,414 Alison Ashmore. 47 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,208 Candy on the beach Thereīs nothing better 48 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:32,129 One moment they werenīt there. Not in any form that interested us, anyway. 49 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:35,924 And then the next, you couldnīt miss them. 50 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:40,220 They were everywhere, and theyīd grown breasts. 51 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:44,516 - And we wanted... - I want candy 52 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,144 Actually, we didnīt even know what we wanted. 53 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,271 - I want candy - But it was something interesting. 54 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:53,609 - Disturbing, even. - I want candy 55 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:57,696 - My relationship with Alison Ashmore lasted for six hours: - I want candy 56 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:01,825 the two hours after school, before The RockfordFiles... 57 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,578 for three days in a row. 58 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:09,208 But on the fourth afternoon... 59 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,585 Kevin Bannister. 60 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,797 Slut. 61 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:20,344 lt would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed... 62 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:23,305 relationships have become more sophisticated... 63 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,849 females less cruel... 64 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:29,102 skins thicker, instincts more developed. 65 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:35,442 But there seems to be an element ofthat afternoon in everything thatīs happened to me since. 66 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:41,490 All my romantic stories are a scrambled version ofthat first one. 67 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:46,703 Number two on the top five, all-time breakup list was Penny Hardwick. 68 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,413 Penny was great-looking... 69 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:52,125 and her top-five recording artists were Carly Simon, Carole King... 70 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:56,213 James Taylor, Cat Stevens and Elton John. 71 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,633 I remember when rock wasyoung 72 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,387 - Me and Susie had so much fun - Erin! No, come here! 73 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,931 Holdin' hands and skimminī stones 74 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:09,643 - Hadan old gold Chevy and a place of my own - She was nice. 75 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:12,521 Nice manners, nice grades, nice looking. 76 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,357 She was so nice, in fact, that she wouldnīt let me put my hand... 77 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,984 underneath or even on top of her bra. 78 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:22,197 - Now, when she comes walkin' over - Attack and defence. lnvasion and repulsion. 79 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:27,035 lt was as if breasts were little pieces of property that had unlawfully annexed by the opposite sex. 80 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,788 They were rightfully ours, and we wanted them back. 81 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,915 Crimson andclover 82 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:35,419 Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breasts that I would try to touch her between her legs. 83 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:40,007 l was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down and asking for 50 grand instead. 84 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:45,262 l wasnīt interested in Pennyīs nice qualities, just breasts... 85 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,348 and therefore she was no good to me. 86 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:51,518 Whatīs the point? lt never goes anywhere. 87 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:59,151 Rob? 88 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:02,821 l started dating a girl who everyone said would give it up and who didnīt... 89 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:06,617 and Penny went with this asshole named Chris Thompson who told me that he had sex with her... 90 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:09,119 after something like three dates. 91 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,460 l own this store called Championship Vinyl. 92 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:22,216 ltīs located in a neighbourhood that attracts the bare minimum ofwindow shoppers. 93 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:25,802 l get by because the people make a special effort to shop here. 94 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,930 Mostly young men... 95 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,724 who spend all their time looking for deleted Smiths singles... 96 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:35,020 and original... not re-released, underlined... Frank Zappa albums. 97 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:49,910 Fetish properties are not unlike porn. 98 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:54,039 I'd feel guilty taking their money if I wasnīt... 99 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,500 well, kinda one ofīem. 100 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:04,633 - Morning, Dick. - Oh. Hi. Hi, Rob. 101 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,594 - Have a good weekend? - Yeah, okay. 102 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:11,890 Um, I found the first Liquorice Comfits album over at Vintage Vinyl... 103 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:13,767 the one on Testament of outh. 104 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:16,770 Never released here. A Japanese import only. 105 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,147 Great. Great. 106 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:23,735 - I'll tape it foryou. - No, thatīs okay. Really. 107 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,780 īCause you liked their second one, you said. Um, Pop Girls, Etc. 108 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:29,867 Thatīs the one with Cheryl Ladd on the cover. 109 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:37,249 Oh, you never saw the cover, though. You just had that tape that I made you. 110 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:40,335 Yeah, I havenīt really absorbed that one yet. 111 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,922 Well... 112 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,425 - I'll just make it foryou. - Okay. 113 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:52,055 Seymour Stein 114 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,642 I've been lonely 115 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:59,354 - Dick. Whatīs this? - ltīs the new Belle and Sebastian. 116 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,607 Do you like it? 117 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:12,117 Holy Shiite. 118 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:15,454 - What the fuck is that? - Itīs the new Belle and Sebastian that... 119 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,789 ltīs a record weīve been listening to and enjoying, Barry. 120 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:22,961 Well, thatīs unfortunate, because it sucks ass. 121 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:25,464 Yours, I assume. 122 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:37,017 Mmm, yeah 123 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:41,146 l used to think maybe you lovedme 124 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:44,399 Now, baby, I'm sure 125 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,777 Turn it off, Barry! 126 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:50,364 -Andljust canīt wait till the day whenyou knock - lt wonīt go any louder! l... 127 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,616 - On my door - Turn it off! 128 00:08:55,410 --> 00:09:01,166 Now everytime l go for the mailbox l gotta hold myself down 129 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:08,632 īCause l just canīt wait till you write meyour... 130 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:13,595 Okay, buddy, uh, l was just trying to cheer us up. 131 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:17,891 So, go ahead. Put on some old sad bastard music. See if I care. 132 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:22,020 l donīt wanna hear old sad bastard music, Barry. I just want something that I can ignore. 133 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:25,524 Hereīs the thing: l made that tape special for today. 134 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:28,318 My special Monday morning tape for you, special! 135 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,529 Well, itīs fucking Monday afternoon! You should get out of bed earlier! 136 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:33,365 Come on, dude. Play it. 137 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:36,159 Donīt you wanna hear whatīs next? 138 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,370 - Whatīs next? - Play it. 139 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,622 Say it. 140 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:43,584 "Little Latin Loopy-Loo". 141 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,837 - Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels? - No! 142 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,132 - The Righteous Brothers. - Well, never mind. 143 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:53,385 No, not never mind. You tell me right now... whatīs wrong with the Righteous Brothers? 144 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:56,388 - Nothing. l... I just prefer the other one. - Bullshit! 145 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,558 How can it be bullshit to state a preference? 146 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:02,644 - Since when did this store become a fascist regime? - Since you brought that bullshit tape in. 147 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:06,356 Oh, man, thatīs great. Thatīs the fun thing about working in a record store. 148 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,984 You get to play crappy pap you donīt even wanna listen to. 149 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,362 l just... I thought this tape was gonna be a fuckinī... 150 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,781 conversation stimulator, man. 151 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:18,118 l was gonna askyou for your top five records to play on a Monday morning and all that... 152 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,953 and you just had to fuckinī ruin it. 153 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:23,207 - Weīll do it next Monday. - No! I wanna do it now! 154 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:28,086 l canīt fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week, and they just started showing up every day. 155 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:30,589 That was fouryears ago. 156 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:38,096 Number three on the top five all-time breakup list? 157 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:41,683 Charlie Nicholson. Sophomore year ofcollege. 158 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,353 Whoo! Am I glad thatīs over. 159 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,731 As soon as I saw her I realized she was the kind of girl I'd wanted to meet... 160 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,108 ever since I was old enough to want to meet girls. 161 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,985 l mean, she was different. 162 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:55,155 She was dramatic and she was exotic. 163 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,157 - The guy with the make-up and the tongue. - Gene Simmons. - Gene Simmons. There. 164 00:10:57,241 --> 00:11:00,911 And she talked a lot, and when she talked she said remarkably interesting things... 165 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,997 about music, books, fi lm and politics. 166 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:08,001 - Yeah, Chairman Mao. - And she talked a lot. - Have you ever seen him less than 300 feet tall? 167 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,878 - No. - Huh? No. 168 00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:13,465 And you wonīt will you, sweetheart? No. 169 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:17,469 Kiss my neck. Yeah. 170 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,721 And she liked me. 171 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:23,016 She liked me. She liked me. 172 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,811 At least I think she did. 173 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,897 - Do you like that one? - Yeah. 174 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,233 ltīs okay. 175 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:34,403 We went out for two years, and... 176 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,197 l never got comfortable. 177 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:41,493 Why would a girl... No, a woman like Charlie go out with me? 178 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:52,671 l felt like a fraud. I felt like one of those people who suddenly shave their heads and said theyīd always been punks. 179 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:56,341 l was sure I'd be discovered at any second. 180 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:02,681 And I worried about my abilities as a lover. 181 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:15,194 And I was intimidated by other men in her design department... 182 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:18,447 and became convinced she was gonna leave me for one ofthem. 183 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:28,332 Then she left me for one of them. The dreaded Marco. 184 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:33,420 Charlie, you fucking bitch! Letīs work it out! 185 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:37,382 Just open the fucking door! Charlie! 186 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:40,844 Look, letīs talk it... Char... 187 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,404 And then I lost it. 188 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,326 Kinda lost it all, you know? 189 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,787 Faith, dignity, about 1 5 pounds. 190 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,548 When I came to a few months later... 191 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:21,009 l found, to my surprise, l had flunked out ofschool. 192 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:25,597 l started working in a record shop. 193 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:30,185 Some people never got over' Nam or the night their band opened for Nirvana. 194 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,980 l guess I never really got over Charlie. 195 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:37,776 But the thing I learned from the whole Charlie debacle is that you gotta punch your weight. 196 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,029 See, Charlie, sheīs out of my class. 197 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:45,409 Sheīs too pretty, too smart, too witty, too much. 198 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,870 l mean, what am l? I'm a middleweight. 199 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:51,957 Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. 200 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,710 l mean, I've read books like The Unbearable Lightness ofBeing... 201 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:59,756 and Love in the Time ofCholera and, uh... and I think I've understood them. 202 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,510 l mean, theyīre about girls, right? Just kidding. 203 00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:06,138 But I have to say... 204 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:09,933 my all-time favourite book is Johnny Cashīs autobiography, Cash by Johnny Cash. 205 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,146 - Championship. - Hi. 206 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,657 Hi. 207 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,493 Um, I was thinking... 208 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:32,956 l could come by the house and pick up some stuff while youīre at work tomorrow. 209 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,834 While I'm at work. While I'm at work. 210 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,462 - Oh, boy, oh, boy. - Thatīs what you got to say is, "Oh, boy"? 211 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,797 l mean, bravo. Thatīs... 212 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,634 - Laura, this is just so dumb. l mean, you should... - Look, Rob. 213 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,553 l gotta go. 214 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:51,058 Um, I'm looking for a record for my daughter for her birthday. 215 00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:55,395 "l Just Called to Say I Love You". Do you have it? 216 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:58,357 - Yeah. - Great. - We have it. - Great. 217 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:02,694 - Can I have it then? - No. No, you canīt. 218 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:05,864 - Why not? - Well, itīs sentimental, tacky crap, thatīs why not. 219 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,200 Do we look like the kind ofstore that sells "l Just Called to Say I Love You"? 220 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,536 Go to the mall. 221 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,913 - Whatīs your problem? - Do you even know your daughter? 222 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:16,250 Thereīs no way she likes that song. Oh... Uh, oh, is she in a coma? 223 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:20,295 Oh, okay, buddy. I didnīt know it was Pick On The Middle-Aged Square Guy Day. 224 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,798 My apologies. I'll be on my way. 225 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:26,134 Bye-bye. 226 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:29,638 Fuck you. 227 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:35,435 Nice, Barry. Really, really nice. That was just top class. 228 00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:40,190 Rob. Top Five Musical Crimes Perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the'80s and'90s. Go. 229 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:46,154 Sub-question: ls it, in fact, unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter-day sins? 230 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,240 ls it better to burn out than to fade away? 231 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:53,495 -Barry, I'm fucking broke, man! -Jesus! He was gonna buy one record, which we didnīt even have, and then leave and never come back again anyway. 232 00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:56,748 -Thatīs not the point. What did he ever do to you? -He offended me with his terrible taste. 233 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:59,084 lt wasnīt even his terrible taste. lt was his daughterīs. 234 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:02,296 Are you defending that ass-muncher? Come on, Rob. 235 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,548 Youīre going soft in your old age. Jesus! 236 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,217 Now all ofa sudden I'm offending your golf buddy. 237 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:09,344 I'm gonna tell you something foryour own good, pal. 238 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:12,764 Thatīs the worst fuckinī sweater I've ever seen. ltīs a Cosby sweater. 239 00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:15,184 A Cosby sweater! 240 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,644 Did Laura let you leave the house like that, because... 241 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,731 - Hey... - Hey! Hey! - Fuckinī asshole. 242 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,399 - What are you do... - Shut up. Will you shut up? 243 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,693 - Uh... - Will you? - break it up. - Youīre a fuckinī maniac. 244 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:29,072 I swear to God, ifyou tore this thing, itīs vintage, and I would fuckinī sockyour nose. 245 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,533 Youīll pay big. 246 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,880 Are you all right? 247 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,676 Yeah. Look, Dick, Laura and l broke up. Sheīs gone. 248 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,597 So if you ever see Barry again, maybe you could tell him that. 249 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:57,851 Of course I will, Rob. No problem. 250 00:16:57,935 --> 00:17:01,021 No problem at all. 251 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:07,027 I'll tell him next time I see him. Defi nitely. 252 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:11,990 I've, uh, got some other stuff to tell him, anyway, so itīs no problem. 253 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:16,662 I'll just tell him, you know, about Laura... 254 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,039 um, when I tell him... 255 00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:23,001 the other stuff. 256 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:30,759 Do you want to talk about it, that kind ofthing? 257 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,262 No. Thank you, though, Dick. 258 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,723 Thank you. 259 00:17:57,536 --> 00:18:02,916 Look at these. I used to dream I'd be surrounded by exotic womenīs underwear forever and ever. 260 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,880 Now I know they just save their best pairs for the nights they know theyīre gonna sleep with somebody. 261 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:22,561 Hello, Laura, this is your mother. Your father's angina is a little rough today. 262 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:25,105 l thought he might like to talk to you. ltīs no big deal. 263 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,274 l love you two. Bye-bye. 264 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,485 Anyway, me and Charlie, we didnīt match. 265 00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,905 Marco and Charlie matched. 266 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:36,950 Me and Sarah, number four on the all-time list? We matched. 267 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,745 Sheīd just been dumped by some asshole named Michael. 268 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,706 l mean, Michael was such an asshole. 269 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,083 I'd just been run over by Charlie. 270 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,377 l know exactly what you mean. 271 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:52,299 l mean, itīsjust so painful and draining. 272 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,594 I'm just gonna be by myself for a while. 273 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,180 Me too. Me too. 274 00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:07,022 lt made sense to pool our collective loathing for the opposite sex. 275 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:11,276 And while we were at it we could share a bed with somebody at the same time. 276 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,613 We were frightened of being left alone for the rest ofour lives. 277 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:19,493 Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being left alone for the rest oftheir lives at 26. 278 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,287 We were ofthat disposition. 279 00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:25,374 - So when she told me... - I've met someone else. 280 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,838 Who? 281 00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,840 Just someone else. 282 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:36,468 lt was contrary to the whole spirit of our arrangement. 283 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:41,974 l donīt have to take this shit. You think I fuckinī look like shit, huh? 284 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,601 So how come I got dumped? 285 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,437 What? 286 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:55,112 - Hey, Dick. Come on in. What is it? - Oh, um, well, weīre going to Lounge Axe... 287 00:19:55,237 --> 00:20:00,033 and, um, I wasjust wondering ifyou wanted to come along with us. 288 00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:01,869 Whoa. 289 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,371 Um, Marie De Salleīs playing. 290 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,166 You remember I told you about her today? I like her. 291 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:14,173 Sheīs kind of Sheryl Crow-ish, crossed with a, um, post-Partridge Family, pre-L.A. Law Susan Dey kind ofthing. 292 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,843 - But, you know, um, black. - Yeah. 293 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:22,222 So, um, I just wanted to know if you wanted to come along. 294 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:26,894 Barry thought so too, really, but I guess it looks as ifyouīre... 295 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:29,479 - reorganizing your records. - Reorganizing my records. Yeah. 296 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:32,608 Um, what is this, uh, chronological? 297 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,027 No. 298 00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:37,988 - Not alphabetical. - Nope. 299 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,158 What? 300 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,285 Autobiographical. 301 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,787 - No fucking way. - Yep. 302 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:50,459 l can tell you how I got from Deep Purple to Howling Wolf in just 25 moves. 303 00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:55,297 - Oh, my God. - And, if I want to fi nd the song "Landslide," by Fleetwood Mac... 304 00:20:55,422 --> 00:21:01,011 l have to remember that I bought it for someone in the fall of 1 983 pile... 305 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,431 but didnīt give it to them for personal reasons. 306 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:07,017 - That sounds... - Comforting? 307 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,269 - Yes. - lt is. 308 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:12,606 - Hello? - Well, shoo. 309 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:17,152 l can stick around, you know, man, ifyou... l... ifyou want me to help out. 310 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,864 But you really shouldnīt, uh, keep'em piled like this, because it gets really pressured. 311 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,283 - Hold on. - You know? - See you tomorrow. - Oh. Okay. 312 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,202 - Okay. - I'll see you. 313 00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:30,791 - Hi, Mom. - Howīs the store? 314 00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:34,294 You know something? Youīre very lucky that Laura is doing as well as sheīs doing. 315 00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:37,798 Because if it wasnīt for her, I donīt think either of us would ever sleep. 316 00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:41,552 She left. Sheīs gone. 317 00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:44,805 What? What do you mean? 318 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:46,890 - Where did she go? - How wouldlknow where? 319 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:52,145 Sheīs gone. Girlfriend leave. Not say where gone. Laura move out. 320 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:55,524 - Well, call her mother. - She just called. 321 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:59,695 She doesnīt even know. Probably the last time I'll ever hear her voice. 322 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:10,164 - I'm all right, if thatīs whatīs upsetting you. - That is not whatīs upsetting me. 323 00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:13,792 - Well, it fuckinī should be, shouldnīt it? - I knew this would happen. 324 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,837 - What are you gonna do, Rob? - I'm gonna drink a bottle ofwine, I'm gonna watch TV and go to bed. 325 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,964 - Then I'm gonna go to work. -And then what? 326 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,841 I'm gonna meet a nice girl and have children. 327 00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,677 l promise the next time we talk, I'll have it all figured out. Okay? 328 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,138 - I knew... I knew it was gonna happen again. - What are you getting so upset about? 329 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:29,057 - Doyou know why she left? - ltīs got nothing to do with marriage. 330 00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:32,644 -So you say! -Mom, I'm telling you for the last time. 331 00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:36,064 Laura didnīt even want to get married. Sheīs not that kind of girl. 332 00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:40,027 - Thatīs not what happens now. Okay? - Oh, l donīt know what happensnow. 333 00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:43,906 Apart from you meet someone, you move in, she goes! 334 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,742 You meet someone, you move in, shegoes! 335 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:49,203 Shut up, Mom! Goddam! 336 00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:52,164 Thatīs some cold shit. 337 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:59,379 John Dillinger was shot dead behind that theatre in a hail of FBl gunfi re. 338 00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:03,133 You know who tipped'em off? His fuckinī girlfriend. 339 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:06,428 Hejust wanted to go to the movies. 340 00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:18,482 ls that Peter fucking Frampton? 341 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:22,653 l wish lcouldbuy words 342 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:25,113 Out of season 343 00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:29,368 So donīt 344 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:33,288 Donīt hesitate 345 00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:36,708 īCause ourlove 346 00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:40,003 Just wonīt wait 347 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:46,635 Ooh, baby, lloveyour way 348 00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:51,473 - Rob. - Wanna tellyou llove - What? 349 00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:53,767 - Yeah. Hey. - Your way 350 00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:56,728 - I always hated that song. - Yeah. - Yeah. 351 00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:59,982 - Now I kinda like it. - Wanna be with you night andday - Yeah. - Yeah. 352 00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:02,442 Yeah. 353 00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:06,572 īCause l 354 00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:10,492 She shouldīve done it on The Number Four with a Smile. 355 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:14,121 Wasnīt her record called Number Four with a Smile? 356 00:24:14,246 --> 00:24:16,707 - Thatīs what I said. - No, no. You said "The Number Four with a Smile. " 357 00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:18,709 Thereīs no "The" at the front of the title ofthe album. 358 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,712 ltīs a reference to a Chinese meal in Toronto... 359 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:25,299 uh, so I think that there is "The," but I could be wrong. 360 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:30,512 - You can be, and are, wrong. - Wanna tell you l love your way 361 00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:36,143 l wanna be with you night and day 362 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,022 l wanna date a musician. 363 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:42,524 -'Cause l - I wanna live with a musician. 364 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:45,903 - Feel that you - Sheīd write songs at home and ask me what I thought ofīem... 365 00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:49,615 and maybe even include one ofour private little jokes in the liner notes. 366 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:53,952 Maybe a little picture of me in the liner notes. 367 00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:56,330 Just in the background somewhere. 368 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:59,416 - Donīt hesitate - Yeah. 369 00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:12,137 - So, um, do you live in Chicago now? - I do. 370 00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:14,932 Do you love it? You should come to our record store. 371 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:16,725 - Championship Vinyl. - Oh, my God, yes. Oh, youīd love it. 372 00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:18,936 - We sell a little bit of anything that matters. - He owns it. ltīs on Milwaukee. 373 00:25:19,019 --> 00:25:23,065 - Rock, soul, trip-hop, salsa. - Ska, techno and pop. 374 00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:24,399 - Will you come? - Yeah, Marie. - Okay, okay. - Sounds good. 375 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:26,485 - Championship Vinyl. - Championship Vinyl. - Enjoyed your set. 376 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:29,071 Thankyou. 377 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:32,032 - Barry, whyīd you tell her about the store, man? - Oh, man, I'm sorry. 378 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:34,243 l didnīt know it was classified information. 379 00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:37,329 l mean, I know we donīt have any customers, but I thought that was a bad thing... 380 00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:40,457 not, like, a business strategy. 381 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:57,224 Rob? ltīs Liz. 382 00:25:57,349 --> 00:26:02,771 Just calling to see if, you know, well, youīre okay. 383 00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:08,235 Look, I'm your friend too, so I'm not taking sides. Yet. 384 00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:13,115 - Shadows grow so long before my eyes - Give me a call. Okay?Bye. 385 00:26:42,853 --> 00:26:45,564 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 386 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:48,192 - Took the morning off. - Come on, Rob. 387 00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:51,111 Do you still love me? 388 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:55,699 Well, itīs not really the issue, is it? 389 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:59,578 Why? I mean, what else is there? What do you mean? What else is there? 390 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:04,958 l donīt know. lt doesnīt change the way we donīt get along at all. 391 00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:07,878 ln fact, I hope weīre not in love any more, to be honest. 392 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:10,964 - lt would give me a better opinion of love right now. - Come on! 393 00:27:11,048 --> 00:27:15,511 What, did I beat you? Did I tell you you were a bad person? l mean, what the fuck? 394 00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:18,597 - What should I have done to make you happy? - Nothing. Make yourself happy. 395 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,141 Oh, I see. Um, wh-why am I not happy? 396 00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:26,855 Because youīre the same person you used to be... 397 00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:30,359 and I'm not. 398 00:27:30,442 --> 00:27:34,363 - And all I've done is change jobs. - Clothes and hairstyles. 399 00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:37,866 - Attitudes and friends. - I couldnīt go to work with my hair dyed pink. 400 00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:41,829 - Youīre harder. - You havenīt changed so much as a pair ofsocks since I've known you. 401 00:27:41,954 --> 00:27:45,123 - Oh, come on, Laura. Now youīre just being stupid. - At least you used to talk about the future. 402 00:27:45,249 --> 00:27:47,459 Now you donīt even do that. 403 00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:51,296 - Look, I'm all right. Youīre the one that hates herjob. - See? You havenīt got a clue. 404 00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:53,799 l like my job. 405 00:27:53,924 --> 00:27:57,344 All I'm saying is, you have to allow for things to happen to people... 406 00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:59,721 most of all to yourself. 407 00:27:59,847 --> 00:28:02,516 And you donīt, Rob. 408 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,977 So whatīs the use? 409 00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:18,157 Rob, itīs your turn. 410 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,701 Okay, I'm feeling kinda basic today. 411 00:28:20,826 --> 00:28:24,246 Top Five Side Ones, Track Ones. 412 00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:26,999 "JanieJones," The Clash, from The Clash. 413 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:30,335 "Letīs Get lt On," Marvin Gaye, from Letīs Get lt On. " 414 00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:32,629 Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit," off of Nevermind. 415 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,965 Oh, no, Rob, thatīs not obvious enough. Not at all. 416 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:37,259 How about, uh, "Point of No Return" on Point of No Return? 417 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:39,845 - Louis, you couldnīt get up... - Shut up. Shut up. 418 00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:43,056 - "White Light/White Heat," Velvet Underground. - Okay, that would be on my list. 419 00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:46,268 - Though not on mine. - And Massive Attack, No Protection. 420 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:49,146 - The song is "Radiation Ruling the Nation". - Ohh! 421 00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:54,443 - Kind ofa new record. Very... - Excuse me. I was in here last night... - ln a minute. Very nice, Rob. 422 00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:58,739 A sly declaration of new classic status slipped into a list ofold safe ones. 423 00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:01,450 Very pussy. 424 00:29:01,533 --> 00:29:03,243 - Excuse me, I was in here last... - ln a minute. 425 00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:06,830 Couldnīt you be any more obvious than that, Rob? How about, uh, l donīt know, the Beatles? 426 00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:12,127 How about fucking... fucking Beethoven? Track one, side one ofthe Fifth Symphony. 427 00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:15,672 How can someone who has no interest in music own a record store? 428 00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:19,092 Do you still have that, uh, Beefheart French import, Safe asMilk? 429 00:29:19,176 --> 00:29:27,059 Um, letīs see. 430 00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:29,686 Ah, yes, here it is. 431 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,234 Yes. 432 00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:39,947 - How much you want for it? - Uh... 433 00:29:41,824 --> 00:29:44,034 Yes... Oh, no. You know what? 434 00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:48,121 - I donīt think I'm selling it this week. Maybe next week. - Oh, no. You said that last week. 435 00:29:48,205 --> 00:29:52,751 Did l? Yeah, well, l just... l... Uh... 436 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:55,170 Nicely played. 437 00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:57,756 You know, I donīt have that record. I'll buy it for 40. 438 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,717 - Rob? - Sold. 439 00:30:00,801 --> 00:30:04,221 - Now, why would you sell it to me and not to him? - Because youīre not a geek, Louis. 440 00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:08,016 - You guys are snobs. - No, weīre not. - No, seriously, youīre totally elitist. 441 00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:12,688 You feel like the unappreciated scholars, so you shit on the people who know less than you. 442 00:30:12,771 --> 00:30:16,024 - No. - Which is everybody. - Yes. 443 00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:18,277 ltīsjust sad, thatīs all. 444 00:30:22,531 --> 00:30:25,284 I'm sick ofthe sight ofthis place. 445 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:27,828 Some days I'm afraid I'll go berserk... 446 00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:29,830 throw the country "A" through "K" rack out on the street... 447 00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:33,584 and go work at a Virgin Megastore and never come back. 448 00:30:36,795 --> 00:30:40,549 - Hello. - Hey, Liz. - Hey, Rob. 449 00:30:40,674 --> 00:30:44,011 You know, l just wanted to call and thank you for that message you sent me last night. 450 00:30:44,094 --> 00:30:47,181 lt really made me feel like less ofan asshole. 451 00:30:47,306 --> 00:30:52,352 Oh. Well, how are you holding up? 452 00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:56,315 Good. Good. I mean, look, maybe weīre just not right for each other, right? 453 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,650 - I mean, or maybe we are. - Mmm. Yeah. 454 00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:02,988 Time will tell at this point, and if itīs time to move on, itīs time to move on. 455 00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:07,367 l donīt know. l... l donīt want to take sides and... 456 00:31:07,493 --> 00:31:11,246 And I like you with Laura. l think you guys are good together. 457 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:14,791 And I donīt think much of this lan guy. 458 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:19,213 Rob, Marie De Salle is in the store. 459 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:24,468 l gotta go, Liz. 460 00:31:28,347 --> 00:31:31,350 - We should maybe turn off her music. - I know. 461 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:33,894 Hey. I like the music. 462 00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:36,563 Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, l can go turn it off ifyou want. 463 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,982 You might be sick of it. 464 00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:41,235 - You should turn it up. - Oh, right, yeah. - Yeah. 465 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,405 Okay, let me go do that after I go do something else that I have to go do. 466 00:31:45,489 --> 00:31:49,076 - All righty. Hmm. - Yeah, I got the, uh... Excuse me. Okay? 467 00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:05,050 What fucking lan guy? 468 00:32:06,844 --> 00:32:09,388 Laura doesnīt know anybody called lan. 469 00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:14,017 Thereīs no lan in her office. She has no friends called lan! 470 00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:17,604 I'm almost certain she has never met anyone named lan in her entire life. 471 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:19,523 She lives in an... 472 00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:23,151 "lan-less" universe. 473 00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:33,453 "l. Raymond". 474 00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:38,333 Ray. "l". 475 00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:40,627 lan. 476 00:32:40,752 --> 00:32:45,883 Mr l. Raymond. Ray to his friends, and more importantly to his neighbour. 477 00:32:45,966 --> 00:32:48,969 The guy who, until about six weeks ago, lived upstairs. 478 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:51,305 l start to remember things about him now. 479 00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:53,432 His horrible clothes and hair. 480 00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:57,728 His music: Latin, Bulgarian, whatever world music was trendy that week. 481 00:32:57,811 --> 00:33:02,024 He had rings on his fi ngers. Awful cooking smells. 482 00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:05,444 l never liked him much then, and I fuckinī hate him now. 483 00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:20,542 We used to listen to him having sex upstairs. 484 00:33:32,221 --> 00:33:34,973 Jeez, he goes on long enough. 485 00:33:35,057 --> 00:33:38,310 Mm-hmm. l should be so lucky. 486 00:33:53,951 --> 00:33:55,661 lt feels sogood 487 00:33:55,744 --> 00:33:58,997 You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn fi lm, Laura. 488 00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:03,836 You are lanīs plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks oforgasmic delight. 489 00:34:03,961 --> 00:34:09,007 No woman in the history ofthe world is having better sex than the sex you are having with lan... 490 00:34:09,091 --> 00:34:10,259 in my head. 491 00:34:10,342 --> 00:34:14,805 Oh, baby, give it up 492 00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:17,099 Ain't no use 493 00:34:27,651 --> 00:34:31,488 Number five:Jackie Alden. 494 00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:35,742 Jackie Aldenīs breakup had no effect on my life whatsoever. 495 00:34:35,826 --> 00:34:38,287 lt was a casual thing, and I was glad when it ended. 496 00:34:38,412 --> 00:34:42,499 l just slotted her in to bump Laura out of position. 497 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:46,253 But now, congratulations, Laura. 498 00:34:46,336 --> 00:34:48,547 You made it to the top five. 499 00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:53,135 Number five with a bullet. Welcome. 500 00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:57,681 Wonīt somebody please 501 00:34:57,764 --> 00:35:01,435 Help me with my misery 502 00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:07,107 - Canīt somebody see - Hey. 503 00:35:07,191 --> 00:35:09,067 Do you have soul? 504 00:35:09,151 --> 00:35:12,488 What this one loveīs done to me 505 00:35:12,613 --> 00:35:14,990 That all depends. 506 00:35:15,073 --> 00:35:19,328 - Now l know, l know - Back row, right next to the blues. 507 00:35:19,411 --> 00:35:21,788 Championship Vinyl. 508 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,752 Yeah. Yeah, I'm interested. Sure. 509 00:35:26,835 --> 00:35:29,755 Whatīs your address? 510 00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:33,759 - Hey, Liz. - Hey, Rob. 511 00:35:33,842 --> 00:35:36,512 You fucking asshole! 512 00:35:40,891 --> 00:35:42,768 Hi, Barry. 513 00:35:44,102 --> 00:35:48,023 Soarin'and borin' 514 00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:52,277 l feel I'm ignorin' 515 00:35:52,361 --> 00:35:55,155 My time in the world Haveyou heard 516 00:35:57,658 --> 00:36:00,327 For a couple ofyears l was a deejay at a club. 517 00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:02,371 l was good at it, I think... 518 00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:05,374 and while I was doing it is the happiest I've ever been. 519 00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:07,167 And thatīs where I met Laura. 520 00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:13,340 She was already a lawyer, but she worked for Legal Aid... 521 00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:15,843 hence the leather jacket and the clubbing. 522 00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:17,636 Oh, I liked her right away. 523 00:36:17,761 --> 00:36:20,389 - Hey! - Hey! 524 00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:23,892 - Thatīs a kick-ass record. - What? 525 00:36:23,976 --> 00:36:28,063 - Thatīs a kick-ass record. - Yeah. I know. 526 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:34,820 - Um, whatīs your name? - Laura. 527 00:36:38,115 --> 00:36:42,161 Hey. I was gonna say, come back next week and I'll make you a tape. 528 00:36:42,244 --> 00:36:44,997 - All right. Thankyou. - Okay? - Great. 529 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,749 - Rob. - I'm still Laura. 530 00:36:49,668 --> 00:36:53,839 To be honest, I hadnīt met anyone as promising as Laura since I started deejaying... 531 00:36:53,922 --> 00:36:58,093 and meeting promising women is kind of what the deejaying thing is supposed to be about. 532 00:36:59,595 --> 00:37:03,974 And anyway, we... we moved on from there. 533 00:37:04,099 --> 00:37:09,605 She lost her lease on her apartment in Lakeview, and she moved in with me. 534 00:37:09,688 --> 00:37:13,525 And it stayed that way for years. 535 00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:17,321 She didnīt make me miserable, or anxious... 536 00:37:17,446 --> 00:37:19,406 or ill-at-ease. 537 00:37:19,531 --> 00:37:23,619 And you know, it sounds boring, but it wasnīt. 538 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,414 lt wasnīt spectacular, either. lt was just... 539 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,293 good. 540 00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:37,174 But really good. 541 00:37:37,299 --> 00:37:40,302 So, how come I'm suddenly an asshole? 542 00:37:47,601 --> 00:37:51,813 l get the feeling that Liz talked to Laura... 543 00:37:51,897 --> 00:37:54,983 and Liz stuck up for me... 544 00:37:55,067 --> 00:37:58,070 and Laura told her a few things. 545 00:37:58,195 --> 00:38:01,782 l donīt know what precisely Laura said, but she would have revealed at least two, 546 00:38:01,907 --> 00:38:05,744 maybe even all four ofthe following pieces of information. 547 00:38:09,498 --> 00:38:12,501 One: that I slept with someone else... 548 00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:15,796 - He slept with somebody else. - What? 549 00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:18,590 while she, Laura, was pregnant. 550 00:38:18,674 --> 00:38:22,678 - While I was pregnant. - No! 551 00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:25,138 Two: 552 00:38:25,264 --> 00:38:27,891 that my affair directly contributed... 553 00:38:27,975 --> 00:38:31,228 Pretty much directly to me terminating the pregnancy. 554 00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:34,106 - No. - Three: 555 00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:38,402 that after the abortion, I borrowed a large sum of money from her... 556 00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:42,322 - Four grand or so. - and have not, as ofyet, repaid any of it. 557 00:38:42,447 --> 00:38:44,324 The bastard! 558 00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:46,243 Four: 559 00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:49,830 that shortly before she left me... 560 00:38:49,955 --> 00:38:53,959 l told her that I was kind of unhappy in the relationship... 561 00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:58,422 and maybe sort of looking around for someone else. 562 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:01,758 He was "sort of, maybe" looking around for somebody else. 563 00:39:01,842 --> 00:39:04,845 - Did I do and say those things? - Yes. 564 00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:07,681 - No! - Yes, I did. 565 00:39:09,391 --> 00:39:11,185 l am a fuckinī asshole. 566 00:39:13,187 --> 00:39:15,647 - Thatīs it. - Liz... No. Sit down. 567 00:39:15,772 --> 00:39:17,566 Sit down. 568 00:39:19,193 --> 00:39:21,320 Thatīs shocking. 569 00:39:21,403 --> 00:39:23,363 That is shocking. 570 00:39:28,994 --> 00:39:31,371 First ofall, the money. 571 00:39:31,497 --> 00:39:34,208 Laura had it and I didnīt. 572 00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:37,169 And she wanted to give it to me. 573 00:39:37,252 --> 00:39:41,965 I've never been able to pay her back because I've never been able to. 574 00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:44,426 Just because she moved in with some Supertramp fan... 575 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:46,845 it doesnīt make me five grand richer. 576 00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:50,474 And number two, this stuff about me half-looking around for someone else? 577 00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:52,518 She tricked me into saying it. 578 00:39:52,643 --> 00:39:54,853 We were having this State-of-the-Union type conversation... 579 00:39:54,978 --> 00:39:58,148 and she said, quite matter offactly, that we were pretty unhappy at the moment. 580 00:39:58,232 --> 00:40:00,526 And did I agree? And I said yes. 581 00:40:00,651 --> 00:40:04,947 And she asked me whether I ever thought about meeting other people. 582 00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:07,991 So then I asked her ifshe ever thought about meeting someone else. 583 00:40:08,075 --> 00:40:12,955 She says, "Ofcourse". So I admit that, yes, I daydream about it from time to time. 584 00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:16,708 Now I can see what we were really talking about is her and lan... 585 00:40:16,792 --> 00:40:18,919 and she suckered me into absolving her. 586 00:40:19,002 --> 00:40:23,048 lt was a sneaky lawyerīs trick and I fell for it... 587 00:40:23,131 --> 00:40:26,134 because sheīs much smarter than me. 588 00:40:30,722 --> 00:40:33,892 All right, then the pregnancy. 589 00:40:34,017 --> 00:40:38,313 l didnīt know she was pregnant. Ofcourse I didnīt. 590 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:41,275 l didnīt know because she hadnīt told me. 591 00:40:41,358 --> 00:40:46,697 She hadnīt told me because l had told her that I had sor... Yes, I'd slept with someone else. 592 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:50,033 So I didnīt find out she was pregnant till way later. 593 00:40:51,952 --> 00:40:55,706 We were going through this good period and I made some crack about having kids and... 594 00:40:55,831 --> 00:40:57,791 - What? - and she just burst into tears. 595 00:40:57,916 --> 00:40:59,793 And I said, "Well, what is it," you know. "What..." 596 00:40:59,877 --> 00:41:02,546 And I made her tell me, and she did... 597 00:41:02,629 --> 00:41:06,049 and I went into this brief and ill-advised bout of self-righteousness, you know... 598 00:41:06,175 --> 00:41:09,928 What right do you have? My child too... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 599 00:41:14,099 --> 00:41:17,102 That pretty much brings us up to date. 600 00:41:18,687 --> 00:41:20,981 Who needs a drink? 601 00:41:24,818 --> 00:41:28,405 Who loves thesun 602 00:41:28,489 --> 00:41:31,658 Who cares that it makes plantsgrow 603 00:41:33,785 --> 00:41:37,122 Whatīs wrong with me? Seriously. 604 00:41:37,247 --> 00:41:40,417 What happened? 605 00:41:40,542 --> 00:41:44,213 Why am I doomed to be left? 606 00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:46,715 Doomed to be rejected? 607 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,218 l need answers. 608 00:41:51,803 --> 00:41:55,807 Number one. To Alison Ashmore. 609 00:41:58,268 --> 00:42:00,312 - Hello? - This is, uh, Rob Gordon calling. 610 00:42:00,437 --> 00:42:02,814 - Hi. - I'm an old friend of Alisonīs and, um... 611 00:42:02,898 --> 00:42:05,984 - What did you say your name was? - Rob. Rob Gordon. 612 00:42:06,109 --> 00:42:11,323 Um, I was actually her... her first boyfriend in the seventh grade... 613 00:42:11,406 --> 00:42:14,076 and I was just wondering if you had any way of reaching her or her number or... 614 00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:18,330 l hate to quibble with you, Rob, but Alison married her first boyfriend. 615 00:42:18,413 --> 00:42:22,709 Kevin Bannister. He is her first and last boyfriend. 616 00:42:22,835 --> 00:42:25,629 - You gotta be kidding me. - Uh, no, I'm quite serious. 617 00:42:25,712 --> 00:42:29,633 She is Mrs Kevin Bannister. She lives in Australia. 618 00:42:29,716 --> 00:42:32,886 - We went out together in the seventh grade. - I beg your pardon. 619 00:42:33,011 --> 00:42:36,098 Well, technically, I'm her first boyfriend, okay? 620 00:42:36,181 --> 00:42:39,268 I met her a few days before Kevin did. Technically, number one. Me. 621 00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:42,813 - I donīt know what you mean by "technically". - You know. 622 00:42:42,896 --> 00:42:45,107 I'm number one. Me. Technically. 623 00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:47,734 I see. Well, maybe itīs my mistake. 624 00:42:47,818 --> 00:42:50,988 I've got to go now, Bob. Okay, bye-bye. 625 00:42:53,866 --> 00:42:57,911 Who loves the sun 626 00:42:57,995 --> 00:43:02,875 Alison married Kevin! 627 00:43:02,958 --> 00:43:06,378 I am fine now! 628 00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:08,547 Married her junior high school sweetheart. 629 00:43:08,672 --> 00:43:12,593 Kissed me on the bench. Kissed Kevin on the bench. Married Kevin. 630 00:43:12,718 --> 00:43:16,388 This is great! This has got nothing to do with me. 631 00:43:16,513 --> 00:43:18,807 This is fate. This is destiny. 632 00:43:18,932 --> 00:43:22,603 It is beyond my control, beyond my fault. I love this! 633 00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:30,319 I want more. I want to see the others on the big top five. 634 00:43:30,402 --> 00:43:33,572 I wanna see Penny and Charlie and Sarah, all ofthem, you know. 635 00:43:33,655 --> 00:43:38,702 Just see'em and talk to'em, you know, like a Bruce Springsteen song. 636 00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:42,289 You call, you ask'em how they are, and you see iftheyīve forgiven you. 637 00:43:42,414 --> 00:43:46,251 Yeah, and then... and then I'd feel good. 638 00:43:46,335 --> 00:43:48,462 And theyīd feel good. 639 00:43:48,545 --> 00:43:51,548 No, theyīd feel good maybe, but youīd feel better. 640 00:43:53,425 --> 00:43:56,512 I'd feel clean and calm. 641 00:43:56,637 --> 00:44:01,600 Thatīs what youīre looking for. You wanna get ready to start again, thatīd be good foryou. 642 00:44:01,683 --> 00:44:04,937 Great, even. 643 00:44:05,062 --> 00:44:10,400 Youīd give that big final "good luck and goodbye" to your all-time top five and just move on down the road. 644 00:44:12,986 --> 00:44:15,364 Good luck. Goodbye. 645 00:44:17,825 --> 00:44:19,535 Thanks, Boss. 646 00:44:20,619 --> 00:44:24,706 Penny is as beautiful as she was in high school and really grown into herself. 647 00:44:24,790 --> 00:44:27,668 She reviews movies for a living, which is unassailably cool... 648 00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:32,047 even if she does make these little notes with this little flashlight pen. 649 00:44:32,130 --> 00:44:37,261 We have a good time, and we hate the same actors, and everythingīs going great. 650 00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:40,013 She tells me about her life. l tell her about mine. 651 00:44:40,097 --> 00:44:42,391 We both get it. We both relate. 652 00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:46,937 And then, with no real explanation, l just launch into it. 653 00:44:47,062 --> 00:44:49,523 I tell her about how Laura wanted to sleep with lan and not me... 654 00:44:49,648 --> 00:44:52,025 Charlie wanted to sleep with Marco and not me... 655 00:44:52,109 --> 00:44:55,112 Alison Ashmore wanted Kevin Bannister and not me. 656 00:44:55,195 --> 00:44:57,865 And you, you wanted to... you wanted to have sex with Chris Thompson... 657 00:44:57,948 --> 00:44:59,908 and not me. 658 00:45:00,033 --> 00:45:03,203 And I was helping... hoping you could help me understand why this keeps happening... 659 00:45:03,328 --> 00:45:07,499 why, you know, I'm doomed to be left, doomed to be rejected. 660 00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:10,210 Do you understand? 661 00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:14,548 Well, Rob, uh, I was crazy about you. 662 00:45:14,631 --> 00:45:19,094 I wanted to sleep with you one day, but not when I was 1 6. 663 00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:22,306 You know, when you broke up with me... 664 00:45:22,389 --> 00:45:25,392 you broke up with me because I was, I was... 665 00:45:25,475 --> 00:45:27,686 to use your charming expression, tight... 666 00:45:27,769 --> 00:45:29,730 I cried and I cried and I hated you... 667 00:45:29,813 --> 00:45:33,400 and when that little shit bag asked me out and I was too tired to fi ght him off... 668 00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:36,778 it wasnīt rape, because I said okay, but it wasnīt far off. 669 00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:41,033 You know I couldnīt have sex until after college because I hated it so much? 670 00:45:41,116 --> 00:45:45,162 Thatīs when youīre supposed to have sex, Rob... in college! 671 00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:47,956 And now you want to have a little chat about rejection. 672 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,918 Well, fuckyou, Rob. 673 00:45:55,756 --> 00:45:57,966 God, sheīs right. 674 00:45:58,091 --> 00:46:01,678 I broke up with her. l rejected her. 675 00:46:01,803 --> 00:46:05,390 Thatīs another one I donīt have to worry about. I shouldīve done this years ago. 676 00:46:05,516 --> 00:46:07,976 Maīam, could I get the cheque, please? 677 00:46:09,686 --> 00:46:12,064 Next up, Charlie. 678 00:46:13,732 --> 00:46:16,443 But I'm not quite ready for that... 679 00:46:16,527 --> 00:46:19,947 so I go directly to number four on the all-time breakup list. 680 00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:23,367 Sarah, my partner in rejection who rejected me. 681 00:46:24,910 --> 00:46:28,080 - Hi, Rob. - Hi. 682 00:46:28,205 --> 00:46:30,833 Nice to see you. 683 00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:33,877 - Hi. Okay, yeah. - Nice to see you. 684 00:46:33,961 --> 00:46:35,587 - Yeah. - You want me to come... - You wanna... - Sure. 685 00:46:35,671 --> 00:46:38,382 - You wanna... - Yeah. - Yeah, letīs go out a bit. 686 00:46:38,465 --> 00:46:41,009 I canīt believe I left you for him. 687 00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:44,721 - Probably seemed like a good idea at the time, Sarah. - Yeah, I donīt know why, though. 688 00:46:49,142 --> 00:46:52,729 - Are you seeing anybody? - Um, no, yeah. 689 00:46:52,855 --> 00:46:54,898 - No? - Yeah. I mean, I'm not... - No. 690 00:46:54,982 --> 00:46:57,276 I am. I'm in between things. How are you doinī? 691 00:46:57,401 --> 00:47:01,238 - Me? I'm not good. - Really? - No. 692 00:47:01,321 --> 00:47:04,992 Oh, itīs so hard. The medication I was on is not working. 693 00:47:05,117 --> 00:47:09,246 So weīre trying something else, but itīs like, they donīt know about it, so I'm like a guinea pig, and... 694 00:47:09,329 --> 00:47:11,999 But I'm making money. Thatīs good, īcause I lost myjob a month ago. 695 00:47:12,082 --> 00:47:15,752 - So itīs been, like, hand-to-mouth... - No, I havenīt got the heart for the rejection conversation. 696 00:47:15,878 --> 00:47:19,214 There are no hard feelings here, and I'm glad she ditched me and not the other way around. 697 00:47:19,298 --> 00:47:21,175 I'm late for work, and l... I'll call you. 698 00:47:21,258 --> 00:47:23,886 - Okay. - Nice to see you. Bye. - Bye. See you later. 699 00:47:27,556 --> 00:47:30,517 I couldīve wound up having sex back there. 700 00:47:30,601 --> 00:47:35,564 And what better way to exorcise rejection demons than to screw the person who rejected you, right? 701 00:47:35,689 --> 00:47:37,649 But you wouldnīt be sleeping with a person. 702 00:47:37,774 --> 00:47:40,068 Youīd be sleeping with a whole, sad single-person culture. 703 00:47:40,152 --> 00:47:44,406 Itīd be like sleeping with Talia Shire in Rocky ifyou werenīt Rocky. 704 00:47:44,490 --> 00:47:47,284 I feel guilty enough as it is. 705 00:47:47,367 --> 00:47:50,120 Thereīs only Charlie left now. 706 00:47:52,289 --> 00:47:55,959 Sheīs in the fuckinī phone book. 707 00:47:56,084 --> 00:47:59,338 She should be living on Neptune. Sheīs an extraterrestrial. 708 00:47:59,421 --> 00:48:02,674 A ghost, a myth, not a person in a phone book. 709 00:48:08,972 --> 00:48:10,849 - Hi, this is Charlie. - Answering machine. 710 00:48:10,974 --> 00:48:14,645 - Leave me a message... - I'll leave a nice, polite message and sheīll never call back. 711 00:48:15,979 --> 00:48:19,733 Oh, the Killing Moon EP, itīs almost impossible to fi nd, especially on CD. 712 00:48:19,858 --> 00:48:23,695 Yet another cruel trick played on all the dumb-asses who got rid oftheir turntables. 713 00:48:23,821 --> 00:48:26,824 - But every other Echo and the Bunnymen album... - Yeah, I have all the other ones. 714 00:48:26,949 --> 00:48:29,326 Oh, you do? Well, how about theJesus and Mary Chain? 715 00:48:29,409 --> 00:48:31,119 - Ah, they always seemed... - They always seemed what? 716 00:48:31,203 --> 00:48:33,163 They always seemed really great is what they always seemed. 717 00:48:33,247 --> 00:48:36,834 They picked up where your precious Echo left off, and youīre sittinī around complaininī about no more Echo albums. 718 00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:40,170 I canīt believe you donīt own this fucking record. Thatīs insane. 719 00:48:40,295 --> 00:48:42,256 Jesus! 720 00:48:42,422 --> 00:48:46,009 - Can I get two receipts with that? - Well, the interesting thing about Green Day... 721 00:48:46,093 --> 00:48:48,846 is that so much oftheir music is, in truth... 722 00:48:48,929 --> 00:48:53,559 directly influenced by, in my opinion, uh, two bands... 723 00:48:53,642 --> 00:48:55,269 - The Clash... - The Clash. 724 00:48:55,394 --> 00:48:57,271 Uh, correct, uh, the Clash. 725 00:48:57,354 --> 00:49:02,484 Uh, but also by this band called, uh, Stiff Little Fingers. 726 00:49:04,778 --> 00:49:09,408 Um, I think you would really love this band. 727 00:49:20,627 --> 00:49:22,504 Uh, it sounds great. 728 00:49:25,674 --> 00:49:27,885 - My nameīs Anaugh. - The name... 729 00:49:27,968 --> 00:49:30,012 Um, my nameīs Dick. 730 00:49:30,095 --> 00:49:33,348 Is this the new Green Day? 731 00:49:35,392 --> 00:49:39,563 You donīt have it? That is perverse. 732 00:49:39,646 --> 00:49:43,317 Donīt tell anybody you donīt own fucking Blonde on Blonde. 733 00:49:44,693 --> 00:49:47,070 Itīs gonna be okay. 734 00:49:51,492 --> 00:49:55,412 I will now sell five copies ofthe three EPs by the Beta Band. 735 00:49:55,537 --> 00:49:57,998 Do it. 736 00:50:05,339 --> 00:50:08,592 If thereīs something inside that you wanna say 737 00:50:08,717 --> 00:50:11,470 Say it loud lt'll be okay 738 00:50:11,553 --> 00:50:14,556 I will be all right l will be all right 739 00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:17,768 I will be all right l will be all right 740 00:50:17,893 --> 00:50:21,146 If thereīs something inside that you wanna say 741 00:50:21,230 --> 00:50:23,982 - You can say it loud, itīllbe okay - Who is that? 742 00:50:24,066 --> 00:50:27,069 - ltīs the Beta Band. - ltīs good. 743 00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:28,779 I know. 744 00:50:37,788 --> 00:50:39,665 - Barry! The door! - Fuck! 745 00:50:39,790 --> 00:50:42,167 - Go! Go! Go! - Go, go, go, go! 746 00:50:44,962 --> 00:50:47,422 - Gotta go back! - Hey! 747 00:50:47,548 --> 00:50:52,761 Okay, fuckos, how much is this deck worth to you, and how much did you steal? Can you do the math? 748 00:50:52,845 --> 00:50:56,348 - Barry, call the cops. - No! - Hold up, hold up. 749 00:50:59,977 --> 00:51:06,483 Ryuichi Sakamoto, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Breakbeats, Serge Gainsbourg. 750 00:51:06,608 --> 00:51:09,319 - What, are you guys stealing for other people? - No, those are for us. 751 00:51:09,403 --> 00:51:12,072 -You guys slamming to Joni Mitchell now? -Man, youīre, like, so bigoted. 752 00:51:12,156 --> 00:51:15,742 - You look at us and thinkyou know what we listen to. - I think you have more. 753 00:51:15,868 --> 00:51:17,578 Okay. 754 00:51:36,513 --> 00:51:39,474 Hi. 755 00:51:39,558 --> 00:51:43,479 - What do you want? - I thought I could give you a ride back. 756 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,693 - Are you coming home? - Yeah. 757 00:51:49,776 --> 00:51:53,864 Well, I'd like to come over to your house to pick up some things. 758 00:51:56,617 --> 00:51:59,369 My house. 759 00:52:06,919 --> 00:52:10,005 Howīd it go today? 760 00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:12,257 All right. 761 00:52:12,382 --> 00:52:15,385 - Do you want to go? - Sure. 762 00:52:27,981 --> 00:52:31,735 So, have you tackled the great reorganization yet? 763 00:52:31,819 --> 00:52:36,532 You bet. You can take this with you if you want. 764 00:52:36,657 --> 00:52:40,786 Look at this place. Laura, itīs a dump. 765 00:52:40,911 --> 00:52:43,831 What are you making now? Sixty, seventy a year? 766 00:52:43,914 --> 00:52:45,874 And you were living in this shithole. 767 00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:48,919 Bet you canīt even remember what you were doing here. 768 00:52:49,002 --> 00:52:51,839 I was here because l wanted to be with you. 769 00:52:51,964 --> 00:52:54,341 It had nothing to do with this place. 770 00:52:54,424 --> 00:52:58,470 So, uh, where are you staying now? 771 00:52:58,595 --> 00:53:01,139 I think you know that. 772 00:53:01,223 --> 00:53:04,393 - I had to work that out for myself, though, didnīt l? - I'm sorry. 773 00:53:04,476 --> 00:53:07,146 I know I havenīt been very fair. 774 00:53:07,229 --> 00:53:10,232 Thatīs why I came to the store tonight. 775 00:53:10,315 --> 00:53:13,235 It took me a while to work up the courage. 776 00:53:13,318 --> 00:53:16,655 - You scared now? - Yes, ofcourse I am. 777 00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:19,324 I feel terrible, Rob. You know, this is really hard. 778 00:53:19,449 --> 00:53:22,161 Good. 779 00:53:22,244 --> 00:53:27,124 So how is everything going with lan? 780 00:53:27,249 --> 00:53:30,085 Is it working out okay? 781 00:53:30,169 --> 00:53:32,129 - Youīre living with the guy. - Donīt. 782 00:53:32,254 --> 00:53:34,381 I'm just asking you how itīs going. 783 00:53:34,464 --> 00:53:37,009 Iook, I'm not living with the guy, okay? 784 00:53:37,092 --> 00:53:41,013 I'm just staying with him for a few days until I figure out what I'm doing. 785 00:53:41,096 --> 00:53:45,559 I left because we werenīt exactly getting along, and we werenīt talking about it. 786 00:53:45,642 --> 00:53:47,603 I'm getting to a point where l want to get my shit together... 787 00:53:47,728 --> 00:53:51,648 and I canīt really see that ever happening with you. 788 00:53:51,732 --> 00:53:54,985 And, yes, I sort of got interested in someone else. 789 00:53:55,110 --> 00:53:59,323 And that went further than it should have, so it seemed like a good time to go. 790 00:54:01,074 --> 00:54:04,828 But I have no idea what will happen with lan in the long run. 791 00:54:06,830 --> 00:54:09,041 Probably nothing. 792 00:54:14,421 --> 00:54:17,674 So, what? 793 00:54:17,758 --> 00:54:21,595 You definitely havenīt decided to dump me? ls that it? 794 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:24,014 Thereīs still a chance we might get back together? 795 00:54:24,097 --> 00:54:28,310 - I donīt know. - Well, ifyou donīt know... 796 00:54:30,562 --> 00:54:32,272 thereīs a chance, right? 797 00:54:35,776 --> 00:54:40,405 I mean, it would be like ifsomeone was in the hospital and he was seriously ill... 798 00:54:40,489 --> 00:54:43,742 and the doctor said, "l donīt know if this patient has a chance ofsurvival or not". 799 00:54:43,826 --> 00:54:47,162 That doesnīt mean that the patientīs definitely gonna die now, does it? l mean, he might live. 800 00:54:47,246 --> 00:54:49,540 - Even if itīs a remote possibility. - I suppose so. 801 00:54:49,623 --> 00:54:51,166 - So we have a chance of not... - Shut up, Rob. 802 00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:53,544 -l just want to know where I stand here. What chance do we have? -What... 803 00:54:53,669 --> 00:54:57,714 - I donīt know what chance we have. - lf you could tell me roughly- 804 00:54:59,258 --> 00:55:01,552 All right, we have a nine percent chance of getting back together. 805 00:55:01,635 --> 00:55:03,762 - Nine? - Nine. 806 00:55:03,887 --> 00:55:06,515 - Great. - Look, I know I'm asking a lot... 807 00:55:06,598 --> 00:55:09,226 but could you take off for a while so I can get my stuff packed up? 808 00:55:09,309 --> 00:55:10,769 No problem. 809 00:55:10,853 --> 00:55:14,356 - You want me to leave my own house? - Yes, please. 810 00:55:18,235 --> 00:55:22,781 Laura, can I ask you one question? 811 00:55:22,906 --> 00:55:25,576 Yes. One. 812 00:55:26,743 --> 00:55:29,913 - Youīre not gonna like it. -Just ask it. 813 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:37,588 - ls it better? - ls what better? Better than what? 814 00:55:37,713 --> 00:55:43,385 Well, sex, I guess. ls it better? 815 00:55:43,468 --> 00:55:48,098 - ls that really whatīs bothering you? - Yes. Yes, ofcourse. 816 00:55:49,349 --> 00:55:51,476 Do you really think it would make a difference either way? 817 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:54,980 - I donīt know. - Well, the answer is, l donīt know either. 818 00:55:55,063 --> 00:55:56,607 We havenīt done it yet. 819 00:55:59,067 --> 00:56:03,113 - Never? - I havenīt felt like it. 820 00:56:03,238 --> 00:56:05,032 Not even before, when he was living upstairs? 821 00:56:05,157 --> 00:56:09,620 No. I was living with you, remember? 822 00:56:09,703 --> 00:56:12,539 Weīve slept together, but we havenīt made love. 823 00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:16,627 Not yet. 824 00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:20,881 - I'll tell you one thing. - What? 825 00:56:22,883 --> 00:56:25,552 Sleeping together is better. 826 00:56:26,637 --> 00:56:28,847 Sleeping together is better? 827 00:56:28,931 --> 00:56:32,935 But not the sex, because you havenīt done it yet? 828 00:56:33,018 --> 00:56:35,646 - Will you please just go? - Yeah. 829 00:56:35,813 --> 00:56:39,149 We are the champions 830 00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:42,903 - My friends - Yes! 831 00:56:42,986 --> 00:56:46,907 -And weīll keep on fighting - Put'em up! 832 00:56:47,032 --> 00:56:50,869 - Till the end - I feel good. I feel great. 833 00:56:50,953 --> 00:56:54,373 - We are the champions - I feel like a new man. 834 00:56:54,456 --> 00:56:56,583 - I feel so much better, in fact... - We are the champions 835 00:56:56,667 --> 00:57:01,463 - that I go straight out and sleep with Marie De Salle. - No time forlosers 836 00:57:01,588 --> 00:57:06,468 īCause we are the champions