1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:05,005 ´Cause we are the champions 2 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:11,678 "How could this have happened?" you ask. 3 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:15,808 "How does he... How does he do it?" 4 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:21,355 How does a regular guy like me become the number one lover man in his particular postal district? 5 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:25,984 He’s grumpy. He’s broke. He hangs out with the musical moron twins... 6 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:30,322 and yet he gets to go to bed with somebody like Marie De Salle. 7 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:33,575 Hey. Marie. 8 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,495 - Everything go all right? - Yeah, yeah. 9 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:40,374 She just wanted to pick up some stuff, you know. lt was no big deal. lt was just... 10 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:44,086 I hate that time, picking-up-stuff time. 11 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:48,215 - You know that song I play, "Eartha Kitt Times Two"? - Of course! 12 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:51,427 I wrote that about me and my ex dividing our record collection. 13 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,555 It’s a great, great song. 14 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,849 - A while back, Dick, Barry and I agreed.... - I wrote that just before I moved here. 15 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,977 that what really matters is what you like... 16 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,604 not what you are like. 17 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,773 Books, records, fi lms... These things matter. 18 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:07,776 Call me shallow. lt’s the fuckin´ truth. 19 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:11,113 And by this measure, I was having one of the best dates of my life. 20 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,574 - You love that show? - Yes! 21 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,993 Starring, um... Starring, um... Who starred in 'The Prisoner'? 22 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,454 - McGoohan. - Patrick McGoohan. - That’s right! 23 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:22,583 And then we talk about our exes. 24 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:26,295 She’s dry and self-deprecating. 25 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,590 Great sense of humour about it, and I can really see why her songs are so good. 26 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:33,927 - I guess she’s happy with him. - I don’t speak about Laura with as much depth. 27 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:37,181 But it feels, even to me, like I'm being intimate. 28 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:40,267 I express regret. l say nice things about her... 29 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:46,231 and I hint at a deep ocean of melancholy just below the surface... 30 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:48,567 which is all bullshit really. 31 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:52,446 I’ve just invented a sketch of a decent, sensitive guy... 32 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:55,282 because I'm in the position to invent him. 33 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:59,119 And I guess all that charming, nervous stuff seems to work somehow... 34 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:03,040 because we get back to her house and... 35 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,459 Throw my suitcase out there too 36 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,628 it just happens. 37 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:14,301 - And then we make love. lt’s great. 38 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:17,721 - And that’s it. I'm not gonna go into all that other stuff. 39 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,848 You know, the who-did-what-to-whom stuff. 40 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:22,851 You know that song "Behind Closed Doors" by Charlie Rich? 41 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,688 It’s one of my favourite songs. 42 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:29,817 - I can say we had a good time. l can say that. - Should l have left this town 43 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,319 Marie’s a terrific woman. 44 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:35,614 But it was more than l could do 45 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:39,118 And then in the morning... 46 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,995 You didn’t have me fooled... 47 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:47,751 acting all cool about, um, what’s-her-name. 48 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:52,631 - Laura. - Laura, right, right. Laura. 49 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:58,971 - What was yours called again? - lt was called James. 50 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,015 - James. - James. 51 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:03,684 Do you miss him? 52 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:09,481 Yeah. That’s how it works, right? 53 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:15,112 I think it’s okay if you feel horny and fucked up at the same time. 54 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,364 I mean, why should we be denied our basic human rights... 55 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:20,659 just' cause we messed up our relationships? 56 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:22,703 You think sex is a basic human right? 57 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:25,581 Hell, yeah! Yeah. 58 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:31,670 I'm not gonna let that asshole come between me and a fuck. 59 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:38,218 - Which way are you going? - That way. You? 60 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,763 - That way. - Ah, so it is. 61 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:49,438 - Talk to ya. - I'll call you. 62 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,275 Right. 63 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:59,782 What did Laura mean last night when she said, "l haven’t slept with him yet"? 64 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:03,077 Yet! What does "yet" mean anyway? 65 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,580 It means you’re gonna do it, doesn’t it? Or does it? 66 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,625 Just come on. What would it mean to you, that sentence: 67 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,461 "l haven’t seen Evil Dead ll yet"? 68 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,422 Well, to me it would mean that you’re a liar. You’ve seen it twice. 69 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:18,592 Once with Laura... oops... and once with me and Dick, remember? 70 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:22,596 We had that conversation about the guy making Beretta shotgun ammo off-screen in the 14th century. 71 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,765 Right. All right, but let’s just say that I hadn’t seen it... 72 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:28,310 and I said to you, "l haven’t seen Evil Dead ll yet," what would you think? 73 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:31,980 I'd think that you’re a cinematic idiot, and I'd feel sorry for you. 74 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:37,319 All right. But from that one sentence, would you think that l was going to see it? 75 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:39,363 I'm sorry, Rob. I'm struggling here. 76 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:42,241 You’re asking me what would I think if you told me... 77 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,660 you hadn’t seen a film that you have already seen. 78 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,787 - What am I supposed to say? -Just listen to me. lf I said to you... 79 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:50,416 "l haven’t seen Evil Dead ll yet," yes. 80 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,835 Would you get the impression that I really wanted to see it? 81 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,295 Oh, uh, well... 82 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:58,674 you couldn’t have been desperate to see it, otherwise you’d have already gone. 83 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,009 Right. I'm not gonna see that movie. 84 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:08,934 But the word "yet". Yeah, you know what? 85 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:11,478 I get the impression that you wanted to see it... 86 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:15,065 otherwise you’d have said you didn’t want to go. 87 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:17,109 But in your opinion, would I definitely go? 88 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,862 How the fuck am I supposed to know? Probably. 89 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:22,406 - Why? - Because it’s a brilliant film. 90 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:27,286 It’s so funny and violent, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass. 91 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:32,249 I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now? 92 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:35,627 Look, Laura, if you don’t want me to call you at work, then give me your home number. 93 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:37,671 Oh, I forgot. You can’t. 94 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:41,133 I'm not gonna get off this phone until you agree to meet me for a drink. 95 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,635 I mean, I'm sorry, but I don´t just see why this has to be on your terms... 96 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:45,220 all the time. - Okay. 97 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:48,807 - I mean, really. - Okay! Okay. We’ll meet then tonight. 98 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:52,686 That’d... That’d be great if you’re not too busy. lt´ll be really good to... 99 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,396 see you. 100 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:09,745 So how are you? 101 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,914 Have you slept with him yet? 102 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,796 - ls that why you wanted to see me? - I guess. 103 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:23,175 What do you want me to say? 104 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:28,889 I want you to say you haven’t, and I want that to be the truth. 105 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,475 I can’t do that. 106 00:06:57,126 --> 00:07:01,422 Say a word for Jimmy Brown 107 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:06,593 He ain't got nothin'at all 108 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:15,310 You must have known it would happen. You couldn’t have been entirely unprepared. 109 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:20,399 Like you said, I've been living with the guy. We were bound to get around to it sometime. 110 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,696 Rob, are you there? What are you thinking? 111 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:31,285 We can meet for another drink if you want. 112 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,912 So I can explain it better. l owe you that much. 113 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:36,290 I don’t have your number. 114 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:39,626 You know, l don´t want this to be the last conversation we have. l know what you´re like. 115 00:07:39,752 --> 00:07:41,295 You do, huh? 116 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:49,511 I need a second opinion. 117 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,144 Hi, this is Tim. City and state, please. 118 00:07:57,227 --> 00:08:00,898 Uh, Chicago. A residence. Mr lan Raymond. 119 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,941 - Please hold for that number. - May I also have that address? 120 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,943 - Certainly. - Thank you. 121 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:43,065 - Rob? - Laura, I just want to say something. 122 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:46,652 I think you’re running. You’re running from a, a sharp point... 123 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:50,072 that anybody hits in any relationship, and it´s just gonna happen again. 124 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:53,784 But it´ sgonna be with this guy lan, later, when you´re older. 125 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,453 All right? With a guy with a Steven Seagal pony tail. 126 00:08:56,578 --> 00:09:00,624 You know what I'm saying? And he doesn't love you. 127 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,252 And he doesn't understand you, not the way I will. 128 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,755 And I will even more so in the future. And... 129 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,430 I mean, if you want to experiment or whatever... 130 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:17,182 I'm not experimenting. Why don’t you go experiment? 131 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:20,602 - Laura, are you okay? - Uh, yeah, I'm fine. 132 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:26,400 - ls that him? - Look, can you... Can you callme at work? l gotta go now. 133 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:31,447 - You look upset. - Yeah, I'm... I'm upset... 134 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,490 but I'm fine. 135 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,785 - Maybe I should talk to him. - No, I don’t think that’s a good idea. 136 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:39,788 - Conflict resolution is my job. - Yeah, I know. 137 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:43,375 But... But, lan, there’s really nothing to resolve, but thank you. 138 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:52,551 You have got to stop calling her. You’re really upsetting her and him! 139 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:55,346 - Like I care about him. - Well, you should. 140 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:59,725 - Why? - Because all you’re doing is forming a little unit. Them against you! 141 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:03,312 Before you started all this psychotic madness, there was no unit. 142 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,522 There was just three people in a mess. 143 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,692 But now they´ve got something in common. 144 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,778 And you don’t want to make anything worse. 145 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:13,030 How could it get any worse than Laura with lan? 146 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,283 - Come on, Liz. - Rob, Rob, Rob. 147 00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:19,787 Can I askyou a question? And you can think about it if you want to. 148 00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:22,581 Just what is it? 149 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,501 Why do you want Laura back so badly? 150 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,174 Rob, phone. 151 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,886 I was walking on the water when l saw a crocodile 152 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,473 Barry, that fucking pricer´s busted, and I'm not the one who broke it. 153 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,100 - Hello. - Rob? 154 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,480 Who is this? 155 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,609 Is this Ch... ls this Charlie? 156 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,198 Hi. I just got back into town. 157 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:01,453 Wow! Rob Gordon. The Rob Gordon. 158 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:05,290 So how are you doing? Huh? Does it seem like millions ofyears ago? 159 00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:09,253 Yeah, yeah. Like a billion, right? 160 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,881 So, uh... God, Charlie Nicholson. How are you? 161 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:16,218 I mean, do you have kids and stuff like everybody else? 162 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:20,055 No. No, I'm too young, too single. I don’t know. 163 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:24,018 Kids are too time-consuming, I guess, is the expression I'm looking for. 164 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,311 I'm not making this up. This is how she talks... as if nobody ever had... 165 00:11:26,437 --> 00:11:29,356 a conversation about having kids in the entire history of the world. 166 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,983 She’s incredible. 167 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:35,112 So, anyway, are you in or out, Rob? 168 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,322 - I'm sorry? - Well, you know... ldon´t know. 169 00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:40,284 I just find these long-lost boyfriend calls a little unnerving. 170 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:43,162 - There’s been a rash of them recently. - ls that right? 171 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:48,709 Yeah. Oh, remember Marco? l went out with him after you. 172 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,211 - Kind of. - Kindof, yeah. 173 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:53,589 Well, he called a few months ago. 174 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,884 I think he was going through one of those what-does-it-all-mean kind of things. 175 00:11:56,967 --> 00:12:00,220 He wanted to see me and "rehash thepast", as they say. 176 00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:05,559 God. Was I up for that? No. No. So... I don’t know... 177 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,979 - Do all men go through that? - I've never heard of it before. 178 00:12:09,063 --> 00:12:12,316 I'm sorry, Charlie, but what does "Are you in or out" mean? 179 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:15,194 Well, it means, are we friends or aren´t we? 180 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:18,030 Because if we are, that’s great. That’s great. 181 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:22,159 But if we´re not, l don’t really want to spend time playing catch-up on the phone. 182 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,953 You know what l mean? I'm just really busy, you know? 183 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:27,581 Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Of course. 184 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:31,126 - So, are you in or out, Rob? - I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. 185 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:36,006 Oh, yeah? Great. Do you want to come for a dinner party tomorrow night? 186 00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:43,347 Have you ever watched a moonbeam 187 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,265 Can I help you? 188 00:12:45,391 --> 00:12:49,687 -As it slid across your windowpane - Hello, Rob. 189 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:54,733 Remember me? Ray. lan. 190 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:59,405 I thought maybe we should talk. You know, sort things out. 191 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:02,533 - What needs sorting out? - Ten phone calls a night. 192 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,786 Hanging around outside my house. 193 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:09,915 - I've stopped all of that now. - You were there this morning. 194 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:18,716 Obviously, I know how special Laura is, and I know how... 195 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:23,137 much pain you must be going through right now. 196 00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:25,556 I would hate it if I lost her. 197 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:29,309 Oh. Guess who? 198 00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:32,896 But I'd like to believe that if she decided... 199 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,107 that she didn’t want to see me any more that... 200 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:37,776 I would respect those wishes. 201 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,654 You know what I'm saying, G? 202 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,740 - Yeah. - Good. 203 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,908 So shall we leave it at that then? 204 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:49,121 I've already left it, you pathetic rebound fuck! 205 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:53,667 Now, get your patchouli stink out of my store! 206 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,836 Move it, lard-ass! 207 00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:59,339 Dumb motherfucker. 208 00:13:59,465 --> 00:14:02,384 So, um, shall we leave it at that then? 209 00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:05,637 - Tsk. No. - Don’t! Don’t! 210 00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,723 - He´s not worth it! - Leave town! 211 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,392 Leave the country! You little bitch! 212 00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:15,272 ´Cause you´ll look back at ten phone calls a night as the golden age! 213 00:14:15,356 --> 00:14:17,399 Get ready, motherfucker! 214 00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:19,943 So shall we leave it at that then? 215 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,575 Get him! 216 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:40,589 - Come on! Get him! - Get him, man! 217 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:44,885 - Have you ever watched a moonbeam - Well, think about it, Rob. 218 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,346 Okay? 219 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:53,060 As it slid across your windowpane 220 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,454 Hey, jelly bean. 221 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,540 Charles. 222 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:18,585 - How are you? - Good. How are you? 223 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,589 Actually, it’s hilarious. lt’s hilarious. 224 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:26,093 Hey, everybody! Everybody, this is Rob. 225 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:28,512 Rob, this is everybody. 226 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,597 - Hi. - Hi. 227 00:15:30,723 --> 00:15:32,933 - Come on in. Make yourself at home. ls that for me? - Yeah. 228 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,436 - Oh, it’s a little warm. I'll put it in the fridge. - I think if you get a dog... 229 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:38,147 - you´ve got to raise it yourself. - Your place doesn’t have a yard, does it? 230 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:41,650 - You got to deal with a dog from day one. - Of course you do. 231 00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:44,987 - You gotta take care of it, raise it... - Yeah, but... 232 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,489 - Do you want a drink? - Yeah, I would. 233 00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:50,034 I can see now that I'm doomed to die... 234 00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:55,497 a long, slow suffocating death, and I try to figure out why. 235 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,667 Of course there’s envy. Why isn´t my life like this? 236 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:03,255 Sure, I want their money and clothes and jobs and opinions. 237 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,924 And I'd like to have advice on jet lag, but that’s not it. 238 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,927 I mean, they’re not bad people, and I'm not a class warrior. let’s something else. 239 00:16:09,053 --> 00:16:12,973 - I never did. I never did. And I was very supportive... - And then it dawned on me. 240 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:16,185 - lt came down to me to tell him the truth. - Charlie´s awful. 241 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,062 What was the truth? 242 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:21,607 - She doesn’t listen to anyone. She says terrible, stupid things... - No. Well, I have... 243 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:24,193 - and she apparently has no sense of humour at all... - You’re right. I have to talk... 244 00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:27,279 and talks shit all night long. 245 00:16:27,363 --> 00:16:30,449 - Come here, you. Oh, I love you. - Bye-bye. - Maybe she’s been like this all along. 246 00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,201 - Bye, sweetheart. - Bye-bye. 247 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:33,911 - Call me tomorrow, okay? - Thanks for having us. 248 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:37,122 Call me. Promise to call me. Bye. 249 00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:44,713 How did I manage to edit all this out? 250 00:16:44,797 --> 00:16:49,677 How had I made this girl the answer to all the world´s problems? 251 00:16:49,802 --> 00:16:52,096 - Hey, Charlie. - Hey, Rob. 252 00:16:57,810 --> 00:17:01,063 So, Charlie, why’d you dump me for Marco? 253 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:04,316 Fuck! I knew it! I knew it! 254 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:08,070 I knew it! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 255 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,406 - What? - You are. You are going through... 256 00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:13,534 one ofthose what-does-it-all-mean things. 257 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:18,622 - I can’t believe you, Rob. - Yes, I am. Very much. lndeed so. 258 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:22,793 - Oh, God. - Come on. Answer the question. 259 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,380 Oh, come on, Charlie. Don’t hold back. 260 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,590 You can say whatever you like. 261 00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:31,135 Why’d you dump me for Marco? 262 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:37,057 Marco just seemed to be a bit more glamorous. 263 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,769 You know? More sure of himself. 264 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,605 Less hard work. 265 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,819 A little sunnier. 266 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,612 Sparkier. 267 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:56,660 Through the park Make love along the way 268 00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:59,913 - ln Mendocino - You put that ad up? 269 00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:02,750 - Yeah. - What can you play? 270 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:06,587 Nothin´. What kind ofstuff are you into? 271 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,839 The kind ofstuff you mentioned. 272 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:11,258 But we want to be more experimental than that. 273 00:18:11,342 --> 00:18:16,138 We want to retain our pop sensibilities, but, kind of, you know, go a little further out. 274 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:18,265 - That sounds great. - No gigs yet. 275 00:18:18,349 --> 00:18:22,644 We just got together. ls Tuesday night cool for you? 276 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:26,273 - We’ll just, you know... - What l have told you 277 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:29,234 -jam. - Yeah. - Can you dig it 278 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,779 All right. 279 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:34,823 Later. 280 00:18:42,498 --> 00:18:44,792 - What? - What do you mean, what? 281 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,086 You´ve had that poster up on the wall for, like, 1 7,000 years. 282 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:50,422 And then some guy comes in off the street. You act like it’s no big deal. 283 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,675 It´s just a garage band. let’s nothing special. 284 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,344 - Barry, you don’t even play an instrument. - I can sing. 285 00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:58,347 What, you think I'm gonna stick around here the rest of my life? 286 00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:01,725 Hey, it’s half past a monkey´s ass. Let’s go. 287 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,603 Oh, I can’t, um, meet you guys at the club tonight. 288 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:08,482 - That’s the way it is in Mendocino - Why? 289 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,943 - Who are you going to see? - Mendocino - Nobody. 290 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:15,072 - Rob! Lookie, lookie! Dick, are you getting some? - Mendocino 291 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,867 Un-fucking-believable! 292 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,286 Dick´s got a hot date! How did this happen, Dick? 293 00:19:21,412 --> 00:19:24,998 What rational explanation can there possibly be? What’s her name? 294 00:19:25,124 --> 00:19:28,460 - Anaugh. - Anaugh? Anaugh Conda? 295 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,088 - Anaugh Moss. - Anaugh Moss? 296 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,091 Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy? 297 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,719 And you met this bruiser where exactly? 298 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:39,263 The home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station? 299 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:42,641 Um, here. She asked me about the, uh, new Green Day album... 300 00:19:42,725 --> 00:19:46,562 - and then I told her... - Oh, man! Finally! Anaugh. 301 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:50,524 That’s great, Dick! Really, smoke that ass. 302 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,568 Listen, Rob, I can’t go to the club either. 303 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:55,154 I gotta get some lyrics down on paper. 304 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:59,908 Oh, yeah, me too. Well, not, uh, lyrics to get down. 305 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:04,538 But, um, uh... So I'll see you, um, tomorrow. 306 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:51,460 - Hi, Laura. - "Top five dream jobs". 307 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,253 - Hey, that’s private. - "Number one: 308 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:58,133 "journalist for Rolling Stone magazine, 1976 to 1979. 309 00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:01,720 "Get to meet the Clash, Chrissie Hynde, Sex Pistols, David Byrne. 310 00:21:01,804 --> 00:21:05,224 "Get tons offree records. Number two: 311 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:09,645 "producer, Atlantic Records, 1964 to 1971. 312 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,231 Get to meet Aretha, Wilson Pickett, Solomon Burke". 313 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,025 - More free records. - "More free records and a shitload of money". 314 00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:17,236 - Yeah. - "Number three: any kind of musician". 315 00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:19,238 Besides classical or rap. 316 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,657 - "Settle for being one of the Memphis Horns or something". - Sure. 317 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:25,869 - "I'm not asking to beJagger or Hendrix or Otis Redding". - Uh-huh. 318 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:30,165 - "Number four: film director". - Any kind except German or silent. 319 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:33,252 And number five, we have "architect". 320 00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:36,547 - Yeah. - Seven years´ training. 321 00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:39,508 - I'm not sure I even want to be an architect. - So you´ve got a list here... 322 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:42,011 of five things you’d do if qualifications... 323 00:21:42,136 --> 00:21:44,805 and time and history and salary were no object? 324 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:47,099 - Yeah. - One of them you don’t really want to do anyway. 325 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,309 Well, I did put it at number five. 326 00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:51,937 Wouldn’t you rather own your own record store than be an architect? 327 00:21:52,021 --> 00:21:54,481 - Yeah, I suppose. - And you wouldn’t want to be a... 328 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:57,776 1 6th-century explorer or the king of France or... 329 00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,945 - God, no. - All right. There you go then. 330 00:22:00,029 --> 00:22:04,074 Dream job number five: record store owner. 331 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:16,128 I find it interesting that you keep showing up here, Laura. 332 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,964 Well, this is the last of it. 333 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:22,009 Those bags look heavy. Where´s lan? 334 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:26,555 Or Ray or... What is his fucking name anyway? 335 00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,391 - What do you call him? lan or Ray? - Ray. 336 00:22:29,475 --> 00:22:33,228 - I hate lan. - I hate him too. 337 00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,648 Yeah, I'm sure. 338 00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,692 See ya. 339 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:41,945 Goodbye. 340 00:22:53,082 --> 00:22:55,125 Top five things l miss about Laura. 341 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:58,879 One: sense of humour. Very dry, but it can also be warm and forgiving. 342 00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:02,424 And she’s got one of the best all-time laughs in the history ofall-time laughs. 343 00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:05,344 She laughs with her entire body. 344 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:08,097 Two: She’s got character. 345 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,933 Or at least she had character before the lan nightmare. 346 00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:13,102 She’s loyal and honest and... 347 00:23:13,185 --> 00:23:16,188 she doesn’t even take it out on people when she’s having a bad day. 348 00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,816 That’s character. 349 00:23:18,941 --> 00:23:21,151 Three: 350 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:27,282 I miss her smell... 351 00:23:27,408 --> 00:23:30,494 and the way she tastes. 352 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,538 It’s a mystery of human chemistry, and I don’t understand it. 353 00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:38,585 Some people, as far as your senses are concerned, just feel like home. 354 00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:46,260 I really dig how she walks around. 355 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:48,554 It’s like she doesn’t care how she looks or what she projects. 356 00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:54,018 And it’s not that she doesn’t care, it´sjust... She’s not affected, I guess. 357 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:56,645 And that gives her grace. 358 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:59,690 And five: She does this thing in bed when she can’t get to sleep. 359 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:02,943 She kind of half-moans and then rubs her feet together an equal number oftimes. 360 00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:06,905 It just kills me. 361 00:24:07,031 --> 00:24:09,491 Believe me, I mean, l could do a top-five-things about her that drive me crazy... 362 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:12,745 but it´s just your garden variety women, you know, schizo stuff... 363 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:16,623 and that’s the kind ofthinking that got me here. 364 00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:24,840 - Look out! - Damn! You maggots! 365 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:27,009 Whoa, whoa! Toss it, man! 366 00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:30,012 - You’re pretty when you’re angry. - Shit! 367 00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:36,769 - Hey, Rob, Laura called. - Really? 368 00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:40,898 What you gonna do 369 00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:45,611 The man´s gone out to get you 370 00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:48,655 How you gonna know 371 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:51,825 - What is this? - lt’s Vince and Justin. 372 00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:54,661 - Who´s Vince and Justin? - lt’s those little skate fuckers. 373 00:24:54,787 --> 00:24:57,331 - No way. - Way. 374 00:24:57,456 --> 00:25:00,292 It’s really... 375 00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:04,088 It’s really fuckin´ good. 376 00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:11,595 Hey, do you guys know Vince and Justin, the guys that come in my store? 377 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,264 - Yeah, they’re right over there, man. - Thanks. - No problem. 378 00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:18,394 - Quit smoking. I'm telling you should... - Hey! Your tape. 379 00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:22,022 - let’s good. - I know. We made it. - let’s all right. Thank you. 380 00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:26,068 I mean, it’s rough, but, unbelievably, it shows promise. 381 00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:28,612 I'll put out your record. 382 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,657 Any profits we split down the middle after I recoup expenses, okay? 383 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:36,120 Recoup expenses? Man, you’re gonna recoup a big, fat Mercedes is what you’re gonna do. 384 00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:38,205 - We’re not there yet,Justin. - I'm Vince. 385 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:41,250 Whatever. What’s the name ofyour band? 386 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,544 - Uh, the Kinky Wizards. - Nice. 387 00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:45,796 What’s the name ofyour label? 388 00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:48,007 Top Five Records. 389 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:51,093 What was that? You just told them you’re gonna put out a record with them? 390 00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:54,054 Yeah. So what? You said yourself those guys were good. What are you getting hot about? 391 00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:57,850 Well, it just seems that you think it would be wiser to start a record label... 392 00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:01,395 by putting out a record with business-crippling Nazi youth shoplifters... 393 00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:04,732 than with someone you know in your bitter, jealous heart is a musical visionary, that’s all. 394 00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:07,943 Yeah, what do your songs sound like? Sex Pistols? Nirvana? Pop Abrams and the Smurfs? 395 00:26:08,027 --> 00:26:10,487 You know what? You wouldn’t be familiar with our immediate influences. 396 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:14,908 - Try me. - They’re mostly German. - Kraftwerk? Falco? Hasselhoff? 397 00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:16,952 Hey. You called? 398 00:26:20,039 --> 00:26:22,082 Fuckin´ asshole. 399 00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:27,963 - Laura, are you all right? - My dad... 400 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:31,592 My dad died. 401 00:26:40,059 --> 00:26:43,562 - What’s up? - Laura´s dad died. 402 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,606 Oh, drag. 403 00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:49,401 I'm sorry, Rob. 404 00:26:51,487 --> 00:26:55,783 Hey, top five songs about death. 405 00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:58,494 A Laura´s dad tribute list. 406 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:02,081 Okay? Okay. 407 00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:04,500 "Leader Of The Pack". 408 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:08,212 The guy fuckin´ beefs it on his motorcycle and dies, right? 409 00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:10,506 "Dead Man´s Curve". Jan and Dean. 410 00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:14,385 Do you know that right after they recorded that song, Jan himself, um, crashed his... 411 00:27:14,468 --> 00:27:16,428 - lt was Dean, you fuckin´ idiot. - lt wasJan. 412 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:19,014 - lt was a long time after the song... - Okay, whatever. 413 00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:21,892 "Tell Laura I Love Her". That would bring the house down. 414 00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:24,561 Laura´s mom could sing it. 415 00:27:24,687 --> 00:27:26,647 - You know what I'd want? - Huh? 416 00:27:26,772 --> 00:27:29,400 "One Step Beyond" by Madness. 417 00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:32,319 No, no, no, no, no. Wh-When are you going home? 418 00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:35,656 In a minute, when I get it together. 419 00:27:35,739 --> 00:27:37,866 And, uh, "You Can’t Always Get What You Want". 420 00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:41,662 No, immediate disqualification because of its involvement with The Big Chill. 421 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:43,414 Oh, God, you’re right. 422 00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:46,959 Um, Mom wants you to come to the funeral. 423 00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:51,505 - Oh. Me? - Yeah,'cause my dad really liked you, and... 424 00:27:51,630 --> 00:27:54,967 Mom never told him we´d split, because he wasn’t up to it. 425 00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:57,177 "Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald. " Uh, Gordon Lightfoot. 426 00:27:57,261 --> 00:27:59,638 Bastard. That’s so good. That should have been mine. 427 00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:02,391 Do you, uh... Do you want me there? 428 00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:05,394 I don’t care, as long as you don’t expect me to hold your hand. 429 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:08,439 - ls Ray going? - No! 430 00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:13,861 The night Laura's daddy died 431 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:17,406 Sha-na-na, na-na-na na-na-na-na-na 432 00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:19,033 Brother, what a night it really was 433 00:28:19,158 --> 00:28:21,869 Mother, what a night it really... Angina´s tough 434 00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:23,912 Glorybe 435 00:28:24,038 --> 00:28:25,998 Brother, what a night it really was 436 00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:29,626 Brother, what a night Angina´s tough... 437 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:34,256 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name. 438 00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:38,093 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done... 439 00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:40,679 - on Earth as it is in heaven. - Songs at my funeral: 440 00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:43,349 - Bless this day... - "Many Rivers To Cross" byJimmy Cliff. 441 00:28:43,474 --> 00:28:45,434 "Angel" by Aretha Franklin... 442 00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:49,605 and I've always had this fantasy that some beautiful, tearful woman will insist on... 443 00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:53,400 "You’re The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me" by Gladys Knight. 444 00:28:53,484 --> 00:28:57,154 - But who would that woman be? - Amen. 445 00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:31,772 - Hey,Jo. - Hi, Liz. - Hey. 446 00:29:31,897 --> 00:29:35,317 - How are you doing? - I'm all right, I suppose. 447 00:29:35,401 --> 00:29:39,446 Mom´s not too bad. But Laura... I don’t know. 448 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:43,867 Yeah, well, she’s had a rough time of it already without this. 449 00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:47,579 It´s just so hard when you put all ofyour efforts into one area ofyour life... 450 00:29:47,705 --> 00:29:51,375 and it doesn’t work out. 451 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:55,254 Don’t mind me. Really. let’s no problem. Just pretend like you’re talking about someone else. let’s okay. 452 00:29:55,337 --> 00:30:01,427 Well, in fact, we are talking about someone else. We’re talking about Laura. 453 00:30:01,552 --> 00:30:03,762 - Oh. - Oh? 454 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:06,181 Don’t fuckin´ say "oh" like that to me, Liz. 455 00:30:06,265 --> 00:30:09,351 I'm really sorry,Jo. Look, l can either stick up for myself... 456 00:30:09,435 --> 00:30:12,104 or I can believe everything you say about me and end up hating myself. 457 00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:14,148 But that’s not much ofa life, is it? Huh? 458 00:30:14,273 --> 00:30:17,943 - I mean... - Do you think this is really the time to be talking about... 459 00:30:18,027 --> 00:30:21,280 Just because it’s never the time, Liz? l can’t go on apologizing my whole life. 460 00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:24,074 I think just the once would do! 461 00:30:29,121 --> 00:30:32,458 - I'm very sorry, Laura. - Thanks for coming. 462 00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:34,918 I'm so sorry, Laura. 463 00:30:36,045 --> 00:30:38,589 Thank you. I appreciate that. 464 00:30:38,672 --> 00:30:42,009 Laura, I'm sorry. 465 00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:03,072 Most of the time 466 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:07,743 I'm clear-focused all around 467 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:10,913 Most of the time 468 00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:14,375 Ican keep both feet on the ground 469 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:18,712 Ican follow the path 470 00:31:18,837 --> 00:31:22,257 Ican read the sign 471 00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:27,471 Stay right with it when the road unwinds 472 00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:30,557 I can handle whatever 473 00:31:30,641 --> 00:31:34,061 I stumble upon 474 00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:38,941 Idon´t even notice she´sgone 475 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:42,611 - I can see now I never really committed to Laura. - Most of the time 476 00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:45,906 I always had one foot out the door... 477 00:31:45,989 --> 00:31:48,659 and that prevented me from doing a lot of things... 478 00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:51,995 like thinking about my future and... 479 00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:55,749 - I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing. - Most of the time 480 00:31:55,874 --> 00:31:59,628 - Keep my options open. - let’s well understood 481 00:31:59,712 --> 00:32:02,006 - And that’s suicide. - Most of the time 482 00:32:04,258 --> 00:32:07,594 - By tiny, tiny increments. - I wouldn't change it iflcould 483 00:32:07,678 --> 00:32:11,348 I can make it all match up 484 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:14,476 I can hold my own 485 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,896 I can deal with the situation 486 00:32:18,022 --> 00:32:20,149 Right down to the bone 487 00:32:20,274 --> 00:32:24,486 I can survive and l can endure 488 00:32:26,447 --> 00:32:30,200 Hell, l don´t even think 489 00:32:30,325 --> 00:32:32,995 About her 490 00:32:33,078 --> 00:32:34,788 Most of the time 491 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:41,295 Are you gonna lie in that flower bed all night? 492 00:32:46,008 --> 00:32:47,468 No. 493 00:32:47,551 --> 00:32:50,554 - You’re soaking. - Yeah. 494 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:52,431 You’re also an idiot. 495 00:32:55,726 --> 00:33:00,356 - Look, Laura, I'm really sorry. - Thank you. I appreciate it. 496 00:33:00,481 --> 00:33:03,317 Why don’t you just get back, and I'm just gonna wait here for the bus. 497 00:33:03,442 --> 00:33:07,571 No, I don’t want to be there. When I saw you leave, l used it as an excuse to get out. 498 00:33:10,908 --> 00:33:13,911 - ls there anything I can do? - Come on. 499 00:33:13,994 --> 00:33:18,457 - Where? - I'll show you. Let’s go. 500 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:20,000 Right. 501 00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:36,517 Dad used to bring us here when we were kids. 502 00:33:39,311 --> 00:33:42,898 Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me? 503 00:33:45,984 --> 00:33:49,571 ´Cause I want to feel something else than this. 504 00:33:49,697 --> 00:33:53,534 It’s either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fi re. 505 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:59,373 Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm. 506 00:33:59,498 --> 00:34:03,711 No. I only have a few left. I've been saving them for later. 507 00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:07,881 Right. lt´ll have to be sex then. 508 00:34:08,007 --> 00:34:11,593 Right. Right. 509 00:34:12,928 --> 00:34:15,639 I knew there was a reason l wore a skirt today. 510 00:34:15,723 --> 00:34:19,727 -Just stay there. - Okay. 511 00:34:34,867 --> 00:34:37,327 - Hi. - Hi. 512 00:34:37,453 --> 00:34:41,915 It doesn’t seem so long ago that I looked at you from here. 513 00:35:18,577 --> 00:35:21,497 Hey, go be with your mom. 514 00:35:22,748 --> 00:35:24,792 I'm too tired. 515 00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:28,170 I'm too tired not to be with you. 516 00:35:34,051 --> 00:35:36,720 Well, so if you had a bit more energy, we´d stay split up? 517 00:35:36,804 --> 00:35:41,517 But things being as they are, with you being wiped out and all, you wanna get back together? 518 00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:45,145 - ls that it? - Yeah. 519 00:35:50,067 --> 00:35:52,695 What about lan? 520 00:35:52,778 --> 00:35:55,322 Well, Ray´s a disaster. 521 00:35:56,532 --> 00:35:58,575 Iook... 522 00:35:58,659 --> 00:36:01,495 I know it’s not very romantic, Rob. 523 00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:05,916 But there will be romance again at some stage, I'm sure. l... 524 00:36:06,041 --> 00:36:09,044 - I just... - So that’s it? 525 00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:13,090 Well, you´ve made it clear you want me back, so... 526 00:36:13,215 --> 00:36:16,885 Look, um, we can talk about it later if-if you want to. 527 00:36:16,969 --> 00:36:20,055 Right now, l... I just... 528 00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:25,686 Right now, I just want to go home with you. 529 00:36:27,688 --> 00:36:29,565 Okay. 530 00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:32,693 So, yeah. 531 00:36:46,999 --> 00:36:51,045 And so we got back together, and it was great. 532 00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:53,422 She moved all her stuff back in, all at once. 533 00:36:53,505 --> 00:36:57,343 - So when exactly did you decide to get back with me exactly? - I'm not telling you. 534 00:36:57,426 --> 00:37:02,139 - See, that’s not... not a nice way to play at all. That’s not... - The better you look 535 00:37:02,264 --> 00:37:05,934 - We went out to dinner every night. - The more I want you 536 00:37:06,018 --> 00:37:06,935 What else? 537 00:37:07,061 --> 00:37:10,397 - When you turn on your smile - We stayed in and made love all the time. 538 00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:14,109 - l feel my heart go wild - We talked about the future. 539 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:17,404 - lmportant stuff. lssues. - I'm like a child with 540 00:37:17,488 --> 00:37:20,240 -A brand new toy - How can you like Art Garfunkel and Marvin Gaye? 541 00:37:20,366 --> 00:37:22,743 That’s like saying you support the lsraelis and the Palestinians. 542 00:37:22,868 --> 00:37:25,329 No, it’s not like saying that at all actually, Rob. 543 00:37:25,454 --> 00:37:27,665 Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records. 544 00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:30,209 Made. Made. Marvin Gaye´s dead. His father shot him. 545 00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:35,756 You could say it was everything l ever wanted really. 546 00:37:35,839 --> 00:37:37,091 - Marvin Gaye! - I know. 547 00:37:37,174 --> 00:37:39,134 "Let’s Get lt On". That’s our song! 548 00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:41,053 Marvin Gaye is responsible for our entire relationship. 549 00:37:41,178 --> 00:37:43,472 Oh, is that so? I'd like a word with him then. 550 00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:46,934 It was everything l ever wanted... 551 00:37:47,059 --> 00:37:49,978 except for some fuckin´ reason... 552 00:37:52,314 --> 00:37:54,274 this... 553 00:38:02,032 --> 00:38:04,243 Excuse me. ls this Stereolab? 554 00:38:05,577 --> 00:38:07,705 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 555 00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:10,124 I haven’t heard this one. let’s really good. 556 00:38:10,249 --> 00:38:12,626 Yeah, I know. 557 00:38:13,627 --> 00:38:16,964 - Are you Bob? - Rob. 558 00:38:17,047 --> 00:38:19,967 Oh, right. Yeah, Rob. You used to deejay. 559 00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:23,137 I used to go to the Doubledoor to hear you spin. 560 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:26,306 You were unbelievable. 561 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:28,934 - Really? - I'm Caroline. 562 00:38:29,018 --> 00:38:30,978 Hi. 563 00:38:31,103 --> 00:38:34,523 - What do you do? - I work for the Reader. l write a music column. 564 00:38:34,606 --> 00:38:38,193 You’re Caroline Fortis? l read your column. 565 00:38:38,277 --> 00:38:40,654 - let’s great. You really know what you’re talking about. - Thanks. 566 00:38:40,738 --> 00:38:42,948 - Rob, phone. - Can you take a message? 567 00:38:43,073 --> 00:38:45,117 It’s your girlfriend. 568 00:38:48,287 --> 00:38:50,247 Excuse me. 569 00:38:56,337 --> 00:38:57,254 Hey. 570 00:39:10,309 --> 00:39:13,020 Hey, what the fuck is this? 571 00:39:14,396 --> 00:39:16,940 - Talk to your woman. - lt was her idea. 572 00:39:17,066 --> 00:39:20,235 Crumbs busted Pass the popcorn as l kick... 573 00:39:20,319 --> 00:39:22,863 Laura! 574 00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:24,740 "Dance music for old people"? 575 00:39:24,823 --> 00:39:28,494 It’s an idea I had when I was with, um, lan... 576 00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:32,831 and I thought it was such a good one that I was really annoyed we weren’t together any more. 577 00:39:32,915 --> 00:39:34,958 - lt may be why I came back. - A record release party? 578 00:39:35,084 --> 00:39:36,877 What if I was doing something that can’t be cancelled? 579 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,505 - Rob, what are you ever doing that can’t be cancelled? - That’s not the point! 580 00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:43,467 - The single cannot be done in time. l mean, there’s a million things! - lt´ll be done. 581 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:46,178 Oh, guess what. Barry said his band will play a set. 582 00:39:46,261 --> 00:39:49,431 Barry is playing at this thing? 583 00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:55,062 Fucking, what are you... Are you insane? 584 00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:57,690 - Barry, I'll give... I'll give you ten percent of the door if you don’t play. - No! 585 00:39:57,815 --> 00:39:59,942 Rob, we’re getting that anyway. 586 00:40:00,067 --> 00:40:03,404 - Twenty. Twenty percent. - No! Come on, Rob. We need the gig. 587 00:40:03,487 --> 00:40:08,617 A hundred and ten percent. That’s how much it means to me not to hear you play. 588 00:40:08,701 --> 00:40:11,954 - Rob, we’re called Sonic Death Monkey. - Sonic Death Monkey? 589 00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:15,249 Yeah. And if Laura and her bourgeois lawyer friends can’t handle it, fuck them. 590 00:40:15,374 --> 00:40:19,503 Let'em riot. We’re Sonic fucking Death Monkey. 591 00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:23,173 Let me get this straight. We made the CD with you. 592 00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:28,303 Now your friends and your girlfriend are throwing some kind of celebration party or something... 593 00:40:28,429 --> 00:40:31,140 and you’re asking us not to come to the party? 594 00:40:31,223 --> 00:40:33,434 Exactly. 595 00:40:33,517 --> 00:40:36,770 I don’t know, dude. That just seems kind of stupid. 596 00:40:36,895 --> 00:40:41,442 It´s just the whole thing is just blown way out of proportion. 597 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:44,403 It´s just a three-song CD. lt’s a single. 598 00:40:44,528 --> 00:40:46,822 It´s just... lt’s not a big deal. 599 00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:51,910 It´s just that you’re making something. 600 00:40:51,994 --> 00:40:54,913 You, the critic, the professional appreciator... 601 00:40:54,997 --> 00:40:56,957 put something new into the world... 602 00:40:57,082 --> 00:41:01,462 and the second one of those things gets sold to someone, you’re officially a part of it. 603 00:41:01,587 --> 00:41:03,881 Congratulations, Rob. 604 00:41:07,092 --> 00:41:10,763 You know, I guess I think I've always been a professional critic... 605 00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:14,308 you know, or some sort of professional appreciator or something. 606 00:41:14,391 --> 00:41:17,102 And I just wanted to, you know, do something new... 607 00:41:17,186 --> 00:41:19,146 put something new out into the world... 608 00:41:19,271 --> 00:41:21,148 you know, kind of really put my money where my mouth is. 609 00:41:21,231 --> 00:41:24,651 Yeah. Wow. I would... You know, l wouldlove to hear them. 610 00:41:24,777 --> 00:41:28,364 - Why don’t I send it over to you when it’s, uh, done? - Really? 611 00:41:28,447 --> 00:41:31,784 - I will look forward to that. - I will look forward to sending it. 612 00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:35,079 - You know, we should get back to the interview. - Sure, yeah. 613 00:41:35,204 --> 00:41:40,626 Okay. What are your all-time top five favourite records? 614 00:41:42,211 --> 00:41:44,254 In a club or at home? 615 00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:49,843 Listen. I'll tell you what. Why don’t I just make you a tape? 616 00:41:52,846 --> 00:41:56,517 Now, the making of a good compilation tape is a very subtle art. 617 00:41:56,642 --> 00:41:58,686 Many do´s and don´ts. 618 00:41:58,769 --> 00:42:01,855 First ofall, you’re using someone else´s poetry to express how you feel. 619 00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:04,733 This is a delicate thing. 620 00:42:04,817 --> 00:42:07,569 So, for this one, I'm thinking... 621 00:42:09,405 --> 00:42:11,365 I'm thinking... 622 00:42:13,117 --> 00:42:15,077 When is this gonna stop? 623 00:42:15,202 --> 00:42:17,079 When´s what gonna stop? 624 00:42:17,204 --> 00:42:19,164 Uh, nothin´. 625 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,004 Who´s the tape for? 626 00:42:27,464 --> 00:42:30,217 Just some girl who interviewed me for the Reader. 627 00:42:40,144 --> 00:42:43,397 So what am I gonna do now? Just keep jumping from rock to rock... 628 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,817 for the rest of my life until there aren´t any rocks left? 629 00:42:46,942 --> 00:42:50,029 Should I bolt every time l get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? 630 00:42:50,154 --> 00:42:53,490 I've been thinking with my gut since I was 1 4 years old... 631 00:42:53,574 --> 00:42:58,537 and, frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains. 632 00:43:05,419 --> 00:43:09,340 Hi. A drinking lunch on a school day. 633 00:43:09,423 --> 00:43:11,884 That’s a nice surprise. 634 00:43:17,765 --> 00:43:21,685 - Are you nervous about tomorrow night? - Not really, no. 635 00:43:24,271 --> 00:43:27,524 Well, um, are you gonna talk to me, or shall I get my paper out? 636 00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:31,111 - No, no, I'm gonna talk to you. - Great. What are you gonna talk to me about? 637 00:43:31,195 --> 00:43:35,240 Um, I'm gonna talk to you about whether or not... 638 00:43:37,743 --> 00:43:40,371 you want to get married to me. 639 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,250 - I'm serious. - Yes, I know. 640 00:43:45,376 --> 00:43:47,753 Well, thanks a fucking bunch. 641 00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:50,422 I'm sorry, but two days ago you were making tapes... 642 00:43:50,506 --> 00:43:52,800 - for that girl from The Reader. - Yeah. 643 00:43:52,883 --> 00:43:55,969 Well, forgive me if I don’t think ofyou as the world´s safest bet. 644 00:43:56,053 --> 00:43:58,722 Would you marry me if I was? 645 00:43:58,806 --> 00:44:01,642 - What brought all this on? - I don’t know. 646 00:44:01,767 --> 00:44:04,311 - I'm just sick of thinking about it all the time. - About what? 647 00:44:04,395 --> 00:44:10,150 This stuff. Love and settling down and marriage, you know? 648 00:44:10,234 --> 00:44:13,404 I want to think about something else. 649 00:44:13,529 --> 00:44:15,489 I changed my mind. 650 00:44:15,614 --> 00:44:17,991 That’s the most romantic thing I've ever heard. 651 00:44:18,117 --> 00:44:20,244 - I do. I will. -Just shut up, please. 652 00:44:20,369 --> 00:44:23,205 I'm trying to explain, okay? 653 00:44:23,288 --> 00:44:26,125 That other girl, or other women, whatever... 654 00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:30,421 I mean, I was thinking that they´re just fantasies. 655 00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:34,842 You know? And they always seem really great... 656 00:44:34,967 --> 00:44:38,137 because there’s never any problems. 657 00:44:38,262 --> 00:44:40,889 And if there are, they’re cute problems like... 658 00:44:40,973 --> 00:44:42,933 you know, we bought each other the same Christmas present... 659 00:44:43,058 --> 00:44:46,061 or she wants to go see a movie that I've already seen, you know? 660 00:44:46,145 --> 00:44:48,981 And then I come home, and you and I have real problems... 661 00:44:49,106 --> 00:44:52,443 and you don’t even want to see the movie I want to see, period. 662 00:44:52,526 --> 00:44:54,653 - There’s no lingerie and... - I have lingerie. 663 00:44:54,778 --> 00:44:58,115 Yes, you do. You have great lingerie, but you also have the cotton underwear... 664 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:03,287 that’s been washed a thousand times, and it’s hanging on the thing and... 665 00:45:03,370 --> 00:45:06,540 A-And they have it too. lt´s just I don’t have to see it because it’s not in the fantasy. 666 00:45:06,623 --> 00:45:09,084 Do you understand? 667 00:45:09,168 --> 00:45:11,795 I'm tired of the fantasy... 668 00:45:11,879 --> 00:45:14,590 because it doesn’t really exist. 669 00:45:14,673 --> 00:45:18,510 And there are never really any surprises, and it never really... 670 00:45:18,594 --> 00:45:20,971 - Delivers? - Delivers. 671 00:45:21,055 --> 00:45:24,475 Right. And I'm tired of it. 672 00:45:26,769 --> 00:45:29,688 And I'm tired ofeverything else, for that matter. 673 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,068 But I don’t ever seem to get tired of you. 674 00:45:34,151 --> 00:45:36,195 So... 675 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,447 I think I know what you mean. 676 00:45:39,948 --> 00:45:43,118 But were you really expecting me to say yes? 677 00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:48,374 I don’t know. l didn’t think about it really. 678 00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:52,878 I thought asking was the important part. 679 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:59,009 Well, you´ve asked. Thank you. 680 00:46:19,613 --> 00:46:22,783 -All right! -Uh, thanks for coming out here tonight. 681 00:46:22,866 --> 00:46:26,036 That was just a little bit of "l Sold My Mom´s Wheelchair..". 682 00:46:26,161 --> 00:46:28,288 the title track from the album of same name... 683 00:46:28,414 --> 00:46:31,333 the record we’re having this record release party for. 684 00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:35,087 The two burgeoning criminals behind this opus are standing by the bar. 685 00:46:35,212 --> 00:46:38,632 They’re underage, and we´ll lose our liquor license... 686 00:46:44,054 --> 00:46:46,515 But we´ll get to them in a moment. 687 00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:50,019 First, I have to introduce a band, so please don’t leave... 688 00:46:50,102 --> 00:46:54,023 until after they finish and we play the record. 689 00:46:54,106 --> 00:46:57,359 Right now, it’s my great, great pleasure... 690 00:46:57,484 --> 00:47:01,947 to introduce Sonic Death Monkey. 691 00:47:09,246 --> 00:47:11,373 I'm an idiot. I should’ve played the whole album first. 692 00:47:11,457 --> 00:47:13,417 - These people are gonna burn the place down. - No, no, it’s gonna be fine. 693 00:47:13,542 --> 00:47:17,379 It’s gonna be fine. These people are ready for anything. 694 00:47:17,504 --> 00:47:20,591 - let’s gonna be fine. Watch. - Thank you. 695 00:47:20,716 --> 00:47:23,969 You’re too kind. Rob, thankyou for the enthusiastic intro... 696 00:47:24,053 --> 00:47:26,347 but we’re no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. 697 00:47:26,430 --> 00:47:30,809 Uh, we’re on the verge of being called, uh, Kathleen Turner Overdrive. 698 00:47:30,893 --> 00:47:33,562 However, this evening we will be BarryJive... 699 00:47:33,645 --> 00:47:36,648 and the Uptown Five. 700 00:47:40,778 --> 00:47:45,157 I been really tryin', baby 701 00:47:45,282 --> 00:47:48,452 To hold on to this feeling 702 00:47:48,535 --> 00:47:51,538 For so long 703 00:47:51,622 --> 00:47:54,083 And if you feel 704 00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:57,586 Like l feel, sugar, come on 705 00:47:57,711 --> 00:48:01,298 Ohhh, come on, oooh 706 00:48:01,382 --> 00:48:04,093 Let´s get it on 707 00:48:07,221 --> 00:48:09,765 Let´s get it on 708 00:48:09,848 --> 00:48:11,809 Let’s love, sugar 709 00:48:13,227 --> 00:48:16,480 Let´s get it on 710 00:48:16,605 --> 00:48:18,899 Sugar 711 00:48:19,024 --> 00:48:21,944 Let´s get it on 712 00:48:22,027 --> 00:48:25,114 Whoo-ooh-ooh 713 00:48:26,949 --> 00:48:30,703 We are all sensitive people 714 00:48:30,786 --> 00:48:32,997 With so much to give 715 00:48:34,331 --> 00:48:37,418 Understanding, sugar 716 00:48:38,877 --> 00:48:41,588 Since we got to be 717 00:48:42,923 --> 00:48:45,926 Let’s live 718 00:48:46,051 --> 00:48:48,178 I love you 719 00:48:49,513 --> 00:48:53,559 There’s nothin' wrong 720 00:48:53,642 --> 00:48:56,020 With me loving you 721 00:49:00,149 --> 00:49:03,235 And giving yourself to me 722 00:49:03,318 --> 00:49:05,529 Could never be wrong 723 00:49:05,654 --> 00:49:09,950 If the love is true, oh, baby 724 00:49:14,246 --> 00:49:18,292 Don´t you know how sweet and wonderful 725 00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:21,962 - Life can be - The making of a great compilation tape... 726 00:49:22,087 --> 00:49:25,674 like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. 727 00:49:25,758 --> 00:49:28,218 You gotta kick it off with a killer to grab attention. 728 00:49:28,302 --> 00:49:31,722 Then you gotta take it up a notch, but you don’t want to blow your wad. 729 00:49:31,805 --> 00:49:36,268 So then you gotta cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules. 730 00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:39,355 Anyway, I've started to make a tape... 731 00:49:39,438 --> 00:49:42,775 - Here’s the songs that meet our ears - in my head for Laura. 732 00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:44,860 -And sights our eyes behold - Full of stuff she´d like. 733 00:49:44,985 --> 00:49:47,029 Full of stuff that’d make her happy. 734 00:49:47,154 --> 00:49:50,074 We’ll open up our merging hearts 735 00:49:50,157 --> 00:49:55,371 - For the first time, l can sort of see how that’s done. -And see our empty souls 736 00:49:57,623 --> 00:50:01,126 I believe when l fall in love with you 737 00:50:01,251 --> 00:50:05,089 It will be forever 738 00:50:05,214 --> 00:50:08,300 I believe when l fall in love 739 00:50:08,425 --> 00:50:12,554 This time it will be forever 740 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:16,684 Without despair 741 00:50:16,767 --> 00:50:19,520 We will share 742 00:50:19,603 --> 00:50:22,356 And the joys of caring 743 00:50:22,439 --> 00:50:27,319 Will not be replaced 744 00:50:28,487 --> 00:50:31,990 What has been 745 00:50:32,074 --> 00:50:35,160 Must never end 746 00:50:35,285 --> 00:50:38,789 And with the strength we have 747 00:50:38,872 --> 00:50:43,419 Won’t be erased 748 00:50:43,502 --> 00:50:47,715 When the truth of love are planned and firm 749 00:50:47,798 --> 00:50:51,385 They won’t be hard to find 750 00:50:51,468 --> 00:50:55,597 And the words oflove l speak to you 751 00:50:55,723 --> 00:50:59,309 Will echo in my mind 752 00:51:02,146 --> 00:51:05,816 I believe when l fall in love with you 753 00:51:05,941 --> 00:51:08,318 It will be forever 754 00:51:10,154 --> 00:51:13,741 I believe when l fall in love this time 755 00:51:13,866 --> 00:51:17,119 It will be forever, ever 756 00:51:17,244 --> 00:51:22,541 Ever, ever, ever, ever 757 00:51:23,876 --> 00:51:27,379 I believe when l fall in love with you 758 00:51:27,504 --> 00:51:30,257 It will be forever 759 00:51:31,675 --> 00:51:35,346 I believe when l fall in love with you 760 00:51:35,471 --> 00:51:39,141 It will be forever, ever, ever 761 00:51:39,224 --> 00:51:43,145 I believe when l fall in love with you 762 00:51:43,270 --> 00:51:47,107 It will be forever, ever 763 00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:50,944 I believe when l fall in love with you 764 00:51:51,070 --> 00:51:54,907 It will be forever 765 00:51:55,032 --> 00:51:58,619 I believe when l fall in love with you 766 00:51:58,744 --> 00:52:02,164 It will be forever 767 00:52:02,289 --> 00:52:05,542 - God answered - l believe when l fall in love 768 00:52:05,668 --> 00:52:09,254 - My prayer - With you it will be forever 769 00:52:09,380 --> 00:52:14,968 - God answered my prayer - l believe when l fall in love with you 770 00:52:15,094 --> 00:52:17,721 - lt will be forever - Oh, baby 771 00:52:32,194 --> 00:52:34,655 Well, l just got out my little redbook 772 00:52:34,738 --> 00:52:37,282 The minute that you said goodbye 773 00:52:39,576 --> 00:52:41,870 It thumbed right through my little redbook 774 00:52:41,996 --> 00:52:44,289 I wasn't gonna sit andcry 775 00:52:44,373 --> 00:52:47,626 Andl went from A to Z 776 00:52:47,751 --> 00:52:51,797 I took out every pretty girl in town 777 00:52:51,922 --> 00:52:56,051 They danced with me and as l held them 778 00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:58,470 All l did was talk about you 779 00:52:58,595 --> 00:53:00,973 Hear your name and I'd start to cry 780 00:53:01,098 --> 00:53:04,852 There´s just no getting over you 781 00:53:04,935 --> 00:53:07,688 Oh, no 782 00:53:07,771 --> 00:53:10,482 There ain't no girl in my little redbook 783 00:53:10,566 --> 00:53:13,652 Who could ever replace your charms 784 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,781 And each girl in my little redbook 785 00:53:17,865 --> 00:53:20,326 Knows you´re the one I'm thinking of 786 00:53:20,451 --> 00:53:23,704 Oh, won´t you please come back 787 00:53:23,829 --> 00:53:27,666 Without your precious love l can´t go on 788 00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:31,879 Where can love be, l need you so much 789 00:53:32,004 --> 00:53:34,214 All l did was talk, talk about you 790 00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:36,717 Hear your name and I'd start to cry 791 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:40,721 There´s just no getting overyou 792 00:53:40,804 --> 00:53:43,557 Oh, no 793 00:53:48,979 --> 00:53:52,399 Oh, won´t you please come back 794 00:53:52,483 --> 00:53:56,612 Without your precious love l can´t go on 795 00:53:56,695 --> 00:54:00,532 It’s haunting me, l need you so much 796 00:54:00,658 --> 00:54:03,202 All l did was talk, talk about you 797 00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:05,454 Hear your name and I'd start to cry 798 00:54:05,579 --> 00:54:09,958 There´s just no getting over you 799 00:54:10,084 --> 00:54:12,628 All l did was talk, talk aboutyou 800 00:54:12,711 --> 00:54:14,838 Hear your name and, oh, I'd start to cry 801 00:54:14,922 --> 00:54:18,759 There´s just no getting over you 802 00:54:18,884 --> 00:54:21,637 Oh, no