1 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,640 Oh, yeah 2 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,480 Oh 3 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,520 Youīre gonna wake up one mornin' 4 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,880 As thesungreets the dawn 5 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,000 Youīre gonna wake up one mornin' 6 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,880 As the sun greets the dawn 7 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,920 You didn't realize 8 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:40,080 You didn't realize 9 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:43,120 You didn't realize 10 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,080 You didn't realize 11 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,240 You didn't realize 12 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,400 Oh, youīre gonna miss me, baby 13 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:55,920 Oh, youīre gonna miss me, baby 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,800 - Oh, youīre gonna miss me, baby - What came first? 15 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,480 The music or the misery? 16 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:05,160 People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos... 17 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:08,080 that some sort ofculture ofviolence will take them over. 18 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,200 Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands... 19 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:14,880 literally, thousands ofsongs about heartbreak, rejection... 20 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:18,320 pain, misery and loss. 21 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:21,440 Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable... 22 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,440 or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? 23 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,320 Youīre gonna wake up wonderin' 24 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:31,280 Findyourselfon the floor 25 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:41,760 You donīt have to go this second. You can stay until whenever. 26 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,720 No. Weīve done the hard part now. l might as well... 27 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,080 Why donīt you stay for tonight then? 28 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,560 Laura. 29 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,960 Youīrejust gonna... 30 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:17,520 My desert island, all-time top five most memorable breakups... 31 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,960 in chronological order... 32 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,840 are as follows: 33 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:25,720 Alison Ashmore, Penny Hardwick... 34 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:29,320 Jackie Alden, Charlie Nicholson and Sarah Kendrew. 35 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,400 Those were the ones that really hurt. 36 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:36,720 Can you see your name on that list, Laura? 37 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,720 Maybe youīd sneak into the top ten. 38 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,960 But thereīsjust no room foryou in the top five. Sorry! 39 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,440 Those places are reserved for the kind of humiliation and heartbreak... 40 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,880 youīre just not capable of delivering. 41 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,440 I'm not coming home 42 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:56,360 If you really wanted to mess me up, you shouldīve gotten to me earlier! 43 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,320 Oh, yeah 44 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,360 Oh 45 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:14,520 Which brings us to number one on the top five, all-time breakup list: 46 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:17,000 Alison Ashmore. 47 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,680 Candy on the beach Thereīs nothing better 48 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:23,440 One moment they werenīt there. Not in any form that interested us, anyway. 49 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:27,080 And then the next, you couldnīt miss them. 50 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:31,200 They were everywhere, and theyīd grown breasts. 51 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,320 - And we wanted... - I want candy 52 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,840 Actually, we didnīt even know what we wanted. 53 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,880 - I want candy - But it was something interesting. 54 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:44,040 - Disturbing, even. - I want candy 55 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,960 - My relationship with Alison Ashmore lasted for six hours: - I want candy 56 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:51,920 the two hours after school, before The RockfordFiles... 57 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,560 for three days in a row. 58 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:59,000 But on the fourth afternoon... 59 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,280 Kevin Bannister. 60 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,320 Slut. 61 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:09,680 lt would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed... 62 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,520 relationships have become more sophisticated... 63 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,960 females less cruel... 64 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:18,080 skins thicker, instincts more developed. 65 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:24,160 But there seems to be an element ofthat afternoon in everything thatīs happened to me since. 66 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:29,960 All my romantic stories are a scrambled version ofthat first one. 67 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:34,960 Number two on the top five, all-time breakup list was Penny Hardwick. 68 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,600 Penny was great-looking... 69 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,160 and her top-five recording artists were Carly Simon, Carole King... 70 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:44,080 James Taylor, Cat Stevens and Elton John. 71 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,360 I remember when rock wasyoung 72 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,960 - Me and Susie had so much fun - Erin! No, come here! 73 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,400 Holdin' hands and skimminī stones 74 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,960 - Hadan oldgold Chevy andaplace of my own - She was nice. 75 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,720 Nice manners, nice grades, nice looking. 76 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,440 She was so nice, in fact, that she wouldnīt let me put my hand... 77 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,000 underneath or even on top of her bra. 78 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:09,000 - Now, when she comes walkin' over - Attack and defence. lnvasion and repulsion. 79 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:13,640 lt was as if breasts were little pieces of property that had unlawfully annexed by the opposite sex. 80 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,280 They were rightfully ours, and we wanted them back. 81 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,320 Crimson andclover 82 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,680 Sometimes I got so bored oftrying to touch her breasts that I would try to touch her between her legs. 83 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:26,080 l was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down and asking for 50 grand instead. 84 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:31,120 l wasnīt interested in Pennyīs nice qualities, just breasts... 85 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,080 and therefore she was no good to me. 86 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,120 Whatīs the point? lt never goes anywhere. 87 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,440 Rob? 88 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,960 l started dating a girl who everyone said would give it up and who didnīt... 89 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:51,600 and Penny went with this asshole named Chris Thompson who told me that he had sex with her... 90 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,000 after something like three dates. 91 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,040 l own this store called Championship Vinyl. 92 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:06,560 ltīs located in a neighbourhood that attracts the bare minimum ofwindow shoppers. 93 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:10,000 l get by because the people make a special effort to shop here. 94 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,040 Mostly young men... 95 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,720 who spend all their time looking for deleted Smiths singles... 96 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,840 and original... not re-released, underlined... Frank Zappa albums. 97 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:33,120 Fetish properties are not unlike porn. 98 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:37,080 I'd feel guilty taking their money if I wasnīt... 99 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,440 well, kinda one ofīem. 100 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:47,240 - Morning, Dick. - Oh. Hi. Hi, Rob. 101 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,080 - Have a good weekend? - Yeah, okay. 102 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:54,200 Um, I found the fi rst Liquorice Comfits album over at Vintage Vinyl... 103 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,000 the one on Testament of outh. 104 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,880 Never released here. A Japanese import only. 105 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,160 Great. Great. 106 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,560 - I'll tape it foryou. - No, thatīs okay. Really. 107 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,480 īCause you liked their second one, you said. Um, Pop Girls, Etc. 108 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,440 Thatīs the one with Cheryl Ladd on the cover. 109 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:18,520 Oh, you never saw the cover, though. You just had that tape that I made you. 110 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,480 Yeah, I havenīt really absorbed that one yet. 111 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,920 Well... 112 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,320 - I'll just make it foryou. - Okay. 113 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:32,720 SeymourStein 114 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,160 I've been lonely 115 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,720 - Dick. Whatīs this? - ltīs the new Belle and Sebastian. 116 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,880 Do you like it? 117 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,960 Holy Shiite. 118 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,160 - What the fuck is that? - Itīs the new Belle and Sebastian that... 119 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,400 ltīs a record weīve been listening to and enjoying, Barry. 120 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:02,360 Well, thatīs unfortunate, because it sucks ass. 121 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,760 Yours, I assume. 122 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,840 Mmm, yeah 123 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,800 lusedto think maybeyou lovedme 124 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,920 Now, baby, I'm sure 125 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,200 Turn it off, Barry! 126 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,640 -Andljust canīt wait till the day whenyou knock - lt wonīt go any louder! l... 127 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,800 - On my door - Turn it off! 128 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:39,000 Noweverytime lgo forthe mailbox lgotta holdmyselfdown 129 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:46,160 īCause ljust canīt wait tillyou write meyour... 130 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,920 Okay, buddy, uh, l wasjust trying to cheer us up. 131 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:55,040 So, go ahead. Put on some old sad bastard music. See if I care. 132 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:59,000 l donīt wanna hear old sad bastard music, Barry. I just want something that I can ignore. 133 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,360 Hereīs the thing: l made that tape special for today. 134 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,040 My special Monday morning tape foryou, special! 135 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,160 Well, itīs fucking Monday afternoon! You should get out of bed earlier! 136 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,880 Come on, dude. Play it. 137 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,560 Donīt you wanna hear whatīs next? 138 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,680 - Whatīs next? - Play it. 139 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,840 Say it. 140 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,680 "Little Latin Loopy-Loo". 141 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,800 - Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels? - No! 142 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,960 - The Righteous Brothers. - Well, never mind. 143 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:29,080 No, not never mind. You tell me right now... whatīs wrong with the Righteous Brothers? 144 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,960 - Nothing. l... I just prefer the other one. - Bullshit! 145 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,000 How can it be bullshit to state a preference? 146 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,960 - Since when did this store become a fascist regime? - Since you brought that bullshit tape in. 147 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:41,520 Oh, man, thatīs great. Thatīs the fun thing about working in a record store. 148 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,040 You get to play crappy pap you donīt even wanna listen to. 149 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:47,280 l just... I thought this tape was gonna be a fuckinī... 150 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,600 conversation stimulator, man. 151 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:52,800 l was gonna askyou foryour top five records to play on a Monday morning and all that... 152 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,560 and you just had to fuckinī ruin it. 153 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,680 - Weīll do it next Monday. - No! I wanna do it now! 154 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:02,360 l canīt fi re them. I hired these guys for three days a week, and theyjust started showing up every day. 155 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,760 That was fouryears ago. 156 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,960 Number three on the top five all-time breakup list? 157 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:15,400 Charlie Nicholson. Sophomore year ofcollege. 158 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,960 Whoo! Am I glad thatīs over. 159 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:21,200 As soon as I saw her I realized she was the kind of girl I'd wanted to meet... 160 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,480 ever since I was old enough to want to meet girls. 161 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,280 l mean, she was different. 162 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,320 She was dramatic and she was exotic. 163 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,240 - The guy with the make-up and the tongue. - Gene Simmons. - Gene Simmons. There. 164 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:33,840 And she talked a lot, and when she talked she said remarkably interesting things... 165 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,800 about music, books, fi lm and politics. 166 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:40,640 - Yeah, Chairman Mao. - And she talked a lot. - Have you ever seen him less than 300 feet tall? 167 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,440 - No. - Huh? No. 168 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,880 And you wonīt will you, sweetheart? No. 169 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:49,720 Kiss my neck. Yeah. 170 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,880 And she liked me. 171 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,040 She liked me. She liked me. 172 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,720 At least I think she did. 173 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,680 - Do you like that one? - Yeah. 174 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,920 ltīs okay. 175 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,960 We went out for two years, and... 176 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,640 l never got comfortable. 177 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:12,760 Why would a girl... No, a woman like Charlie go out with me? 178 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:23,480 l felt like a fraud. I felt like one ofthose people who suddenly shave their heads and said theyīd always been punks. 179 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:27,000 l was sure I'd be discovered at any second. 180 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:33,080 And I worried about my abilities as a lover. 181 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:45,080 And I was intimidated by other men in her design department... 182 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:48,200 and became convinced she was gonna leave me for one ofthem. 183 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:57,680 Then she left me for one ofthem. The dreaded Marco. 184 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:02,560 Charlie, you fucking bitch! Letīs work it out! 185 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:06,360 Just open the fucking door! Charlie! 186 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,680 Look, letīs talk it... Char... 187 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,480 And then I lost it. 188 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,200 Kinda lost it all, you know? 189 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,560 Faith, dignity, about 1 5 pounds. 190 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,880 When I came to a few months later... 191 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,200 l found, to my surprise, l had flunked out ofschool. 192 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,600 l started working in a record shop. 193 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:57,000 Some people never got over' Nam or the night their band opened for Nirvana. 194 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,680 l guess I never really got over Charlie. 195 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:04,280 But the thing I learned from the whole Charlie debacle is that you gotta punch your weight. 196 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,400 See, Charlie, sheīs out of my class. 197 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,600 Sheīs too pretty, too smart, too witty, too much. 198 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,960 l mean, what am l? I'm a middleweight. 199 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,880 Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. 200 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,520 l mean, I've read books like The Unbearable Lightness ofBeing... 201 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:25,360 and Love in the Time ofCholera and, uh... and I think I've understood them. 202 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,960 l mean, theyīre about girls, right? Just kidding. 203 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,480 But I have to say... 204 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,120 my all-time favourite book is Johnny Cashīs autobiography, Cash byJohnny Cash. 205 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,160 - Championship. - Hi. 206 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,200 Hi. 207 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,920 Um, I was thinking... 208 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,200 l could come by the house and pick up some stuff while youīre at work tomorrow. 209 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,960 While I'm at work. While I'm at work. 210 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,480 - Oh, boy, oh, boy. - Thatīs whatyougot to say is, "Oh, boy"? 211 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,720 lmean, bravo. Thatīs... 212 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,440 - Laura, this isjust so dumb. l mean, you should... - Look, Rob. 213 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,240 l gotta go. 214 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,560 Um, I'm looking for a record for my daughter for her birthday. 215 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:18,720 "l Just Called to Say I Love You". Do you have it? 216 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,560 - Yeah. - Great. - We have it. - Great. 217 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,720 - Can I have it then? - No. No, you canīt. 218 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,760 - Why not? - Well, itīs sentimental, tacky crap, thatīs why not. 219 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,000 Do we look like the kind ofstore that sells "l Just Called to Say I Love You"? 220 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,240 Go to the mall. 221 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,520 - Whatīs your problem? - Do you even know your daughter? 222 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,720 Thereīs no way she likes that song. Oh... Uh, oh, is she in a coma? 223 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:42,600 Oh, okay, buddy. I didnīt know it was Pick On The Middle-Aged Square Guy Day. 224 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,000 My apologies. I'll be on my way. 225 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:48,200 Bye-bye. 226 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,560 Fuckyou. 227 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,120 Nice, Barry. Really, really nice. That wasjust top class. 228 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:01,680 Rob. Top Five Musical Crimes Perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the'80s and'90s. Go. 229 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:07,400 Sub-question: ls it, in fact, unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter-day sins? 230 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,400 ls it better to burn out than to fade away? 231 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:14,440 -Barry, I'm fucking broke, man! -Jesus! He was gonna buy one record, which we didnīt even have, and then leave and never come back again anyway. 232 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,560 -Thatīs not the point. What did he ever do to you? -He offended me with his terrible taste. 233 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,800 lt wasnīt even his terrible taste. lt was his daughterīs. 234 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,880 Are you defending that ass-muncher? Come on, Rob. 235 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,040 Youīre going soft in your old age. Jesus! 236 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,600 Now all ofa sudden I'm offending your golf buddy. 237 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,640 I'm gonna tell you something foryour own good, pal. 238 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,920 Thatīs the worst fuckinī sweater I've ever seen. ltīs a Cosby sweater. 239 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,240 A Cosby sweater! 240 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,600 Did Laura let you leave the house like that, because... 241 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,560 - Hey... - Hey! Hey! - Fuckinī asshole. 242 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,160 - What are you do... - Shut up. Will you shut up? 243 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,360 - Uh... - Will you? - break it up. - Youīre a fuckinī maniac. 244 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:48,560 I swear to God, ifyou tore this thing, itīs vintage, and I would fuckinī sockyour nose. 245 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,920 Youīll pay big. 246 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,720 Are you all right? 247 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,320 Yeah. Look, Dick, Laura and l broke up. Sheīs gone. 248 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:12,080 So ifyou ever see Barry again, maybe you could tell him that. 249 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:16,160 Ofcourse I will, Rob. No problem. 250 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,200 No problem at all. 251 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:24,960 I'll tell him next time I see him. Defi nitely. 252 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:29,720 I've, uh, got some other stuff to tell him, anyway, so itīs no problem. 253 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:34,200 I'll just tell him, you know, about Laura... 254 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,480 um, when I tell him... 255 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,280 the other stuff. 256 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:47,720 Do you want to talk about it, that kind ofthing? 257 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,120 No. Thankyou, though, Dick. 258 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,440 Thankyou. 259 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:18,560 Look at these. I used to dream I'd be surrounded by exotic womenīs underwear forever and ever. 260 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:23,320 Now I know theyjust save their best pairs for the nights they know theyīre gonna sleep with somebody. 261 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,400 Hello, Laura, this isyourmother. Your fatherīs angina is a little rough today. 262 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,840 lthought he might like to talk toyou. ltīs no big deal. 263 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,920 lloveyou two. Bye-bye. 264 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,000 Anyway, me and Charlie, we didnīt match. 265 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,320 Marco and Charlie matched. 266 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:51,200 Me and Sarah, number four on the all-time list? We matched. 267 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,880 Sheīd just been dumped by some asshole named Michael. 268 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,720 l mean, Michael was such an asshole. 269 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,000 I'd just been run over by Charlie. 270 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,200 l know exactly what you mean. 271 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,920 l mean, itīsjust so painful and draining. 272 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,080 I'm just gonna be by myself for a while. 273 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,560 Me too. Me too. 274 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,040 lt made sense to pool our collective loathing for the opposite sex. 275 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:24,120 And while we were at it we could share a bed with somebody at the same time. 276 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,320 We were frightened of being left alone for the rest ofour lives. 277 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:32,000 Only people ofa certain disposition are frightened of being left alone for the rest oftheir lives at 26. 278 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,680 We were ofthat disposition. 279 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,640 - So when she told me... - I've met someone else. 280 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,880 Who? 281 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,800 Just someone else. 282 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:48,280 lt was contrary to the whole spirit ofour arrangement. 283 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:53,560 l donīt have to take this shit. You think I fuckinī look like shit, huh? 284 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,080 So how come I got dumped? 285 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,800 What? 286 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,160 - Hey, Dick. Come on in. What is it? - Oh, um, well, weīre going to Lounge Axe... 287 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:10,880 and, um, I wasjust wondering ifyou wanted to come along with us. 288 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,640 Whoa. 289 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,040 Um, Marie De Salleīs playing. 290 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,720 You remember I told you about her today? I like her. 291 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:24,440 Sheīs kind ofSheryl Crow-ish, crossed with a, um, post-Partridge Family, pre-L.A. Law Susan Dey kind ofthing. 292 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,960 - But, you know, um, black. - Yeah. 293 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:32,160 So, um, I just wanted to know ifyou wanted to come along. 294 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:36,640 Barry thought so too, really, but I guess it looks as ifyouīre... 295 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,120 - reorganizing your records. - Reorganizing my records. Yeah. 296 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,120 Um, what is this, uh, chronological? 297 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,440 No. 298 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,280 - Not alphabetical. - Nope. 299 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,320 What? 300 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,360 Autobiographical. 301 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,760 - No fucking way. - Yep. 302 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:59,240 l can tell you how I got from Deep Purple to Howling Wolf in just 25 moves. 303 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:03,880 - Oh, my God. - And, if I want to fi nd the song "Landslide," by Fleetwood Mac... 304 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:09,360 l have to remember that I bought it for someone in the fall of 1 983 pile... 305 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,640 but didnīt give it to them for personal reasons. 306 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,120 - That sounds... - Comforting? 307 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,280 - Yes. - lt is. 308 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,480 - Hello? - Well, shoo. 309 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:24,840 l can stick around, you know, man, ifyou... l... ifyou want me to help out. 310 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,400 But you really shouldnīt, uh, keep'em piled like this, because it gets really pressured. 311 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,720 - Hold on. - You know? - See you tomorrow. - Oh. Okay. 312 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,560 - Okay. - I'll see you. 313 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,920 - Hi, Mom. - Howīs the store? 314 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,280 You know something? Youīre very lucky that Laura is doing as well as sheīs doing. 315 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,640 Because if it wasnīt for her, I donīt think either of us would ever sleep. 316 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,240 She left. Sheīs gone. 317 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,360 What? What do you mean? 318 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,360 - Where did she go? - How wouldlknow where? 319 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:58,400 Sheīs gone. Girlfriend leave. Not say where gone. Laura move out. 320 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,640 - Well, callhermother. - Shejust called. 321 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,640 She doesnīt even know. Probably the last time I'll ever hear her voice. 322 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,680 - I'm all right, ifthatīs whatīs upsetting you. - That is not whatīs upsetting me. 323 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,160 - Well, it fuckinī should be, shouldnīt it? - I knew this would happen. 324 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,080 - What areyougonna do, Rob? - I'm gonna drink a bottle ofwine, I'm gonna watch TV and go to bed. 325 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,120 - Then I'm gonna go to work. -Andthen what? 326 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,920 I'm gonna meet a nice girl and have children. 327 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,640 l promise the next time we talk, I'll have it all fi gured out. Okay? 328 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,000 - I knew... I knew it was gonna happen again. - What are you getting so upset about? 329 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,800 - Doyou know whyshe left? - ltīs got nothing to do with marriage. 330 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:37,240 -Soyousay! -Mom, I'm telling you for the last time. 331 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,520 Laura didnīt even want to get married. Sheīs not that kind of girl. 332 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,320 - Thatīs not what happens now. Okay? - Oh, ldonīt know what happensnow. 333 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:48,040 Apart from you meet someone, you move in, she goes! 334 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,760 You meetsomeone, you move in, shegoes! 335 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,120 Shut up, Mom! Goddam! 336 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,960 Thatīs some cold shit. 337 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:02,880 John Dillinger was shot dead behind that theatre in a hail of FBl gunfi re. 338 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:06,480 You know who tipped'em off? His fuckinī girlfriend. 339 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,640 Hejust wanted to go to the movies. 340 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,200 ls that Peter fucking Frampton? 341 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:25,200 l wish lcouldbuy words 342 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,560 Out ofseason 343 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,640 So donīt 344 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:35,400 Donīt hesitate 345 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,680 īCause ourlove 346 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,840 Just wonīt wait 347 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:48,200 Ooh, baby, lloveyour way 348 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,840 - Rob. - Wanna tellyou llove - What? 349 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,040 - Yeah. Hey. - Your way 350 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,880 - I always hated that song. - Yeah. - Yeah. 351 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,000 - Now I kinda like it. - Wanna be withyou night andday - Yeah. - Yeah. 352 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,360 Yeah. 353 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,320 īCause l 354 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:11,080 She shouldīve done it on The NumberFour with a Smile. 355 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,560 Wasnīt her record called NumberFour with a Smile? 356 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,040 - Thatīs what I said. - No, no. You said "The NumberFour with a Smile. " 357 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,960 Thereīs no "The" at the front ofthe title ofthe album. 358 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,840 ltīs a reference to a Chinese meal in Toronto... 359 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,280 uh, so I think that there is "The," but I could be wrong. 360 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:30,280 - You can be, and are, wrong. - Wanna tellyou lloveyour way 361 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,680 l wanna be withyou night andday 362 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,400 l wanna date a musician. 363 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,800 -'Cause l - I wanna live with a musician. 364 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,040 - Feelthatyou - Sheīd write songs at home and ask me what I thought ofīem... 365 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,600 and maybe even include one ofour private littlejokes in the liner notes. 366 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,760 Maybe a little picture of me in the liner notes. 367 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,040 Just in the background somewhere. 368 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:58,000 - Donīt hesitate - Yeah. 369 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,200 - So, um, do you live in Chicago now? - I do. 370 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,880 Do you love it? You should come to our record store. 371 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,600 - Championship Vinyl. - Oh, my God, yes. Oh, youīd love it. 372 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,720 - We sell a little bit ofanything that matters. - He owns it. ltīs on Milwaukee. 373 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,680 - Rock, soul, trip-hop, salsa. - Ska, techno and pop. 374 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,960 - Will you come? - Yeah, Marie. - Okay, okay. - Sounds good. 375 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,960 - Championship Vinyl. - Championship Vinyl. - Enjoyed your set. 376 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,440 Thankyou. 377 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,280 - Barry, whyīd you tell her about the store, man? - Oh, man, I'm sorry. 378 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,400 l didnīt know it was classified information. 379 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,360 l mean, I know we donīt have any customers, but I thought that was a bad thing... 380 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,360 not, like, a business strategy. 381 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,440 Rob?ltīs Liz. 382 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:58,760 Just calling to see if, you know, well, youīre okay. 383 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:04,000 Look, I'myourfriendtoo, so I'm not taking sides. Yet. 384 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:08,680 - Shadowsgrowso long before my eyes - Give me a call. Okay?Bye. 385 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,800 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 386 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,320 - Took the morning off. - Come on, Rob. 387 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,120 Do you still love me? 388 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,520 Well, itīs not really the issue, is it? 389 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,240 Why? I mean, what else is there? What do you mean? What else is there? 390 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:58,400 l donīt know. lt doesnīt change the way we donīt get along at all. 391 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,200 ln fact, I hope weīre not in love any more, to be honest. 392 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,160 - lt would give me a better opinion of love right now. - Come on! 393 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,520 What, did I beat you? Did I tell you you were a bad person? l mean, what the fuck? 394 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,480 - What should I have done to make you happy? - Nothing. Make yourself happy. 395 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,920 Oh, I see. Um, wh-why am I not happy? 396 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:19,400 Because youīre the same person you used to be... 397 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,760 and I'm not. 398 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,600 - And all I've done is changejobs. - Clothes and hairstyles. 399 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,960 - Attitudes and friends. - I couldnīt go to work with my hair dyed pink. 400 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,760 - Youīre harder. - You havenīt changed so much as a pair ofsocks since I've known you. 401 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,920 - Oh, come on, Laura. Now youīrejust being stupid. - At least you used to talk about the future. 402 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,160 Now you donīt even do that. 403 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,840 - Look, I'm all right. Youīre the one that hates herjob. - See? You havenīt got a clue. 404 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,240 l like myjob. 405 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:48,640 All I'm saying is, you have to allow for things to happen to people... 406 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,920 most ofall to yourself. 407 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,600 And you donīt, Rob. 408 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,960 So whatīs the use? 409 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,600 Rob, itīs your turn. 410 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,040 Okay, I'm feeling kinda basic today. 411 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,440 Top Five Side Ones, Track Ones. 412 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,080 "JanieJones," The Clash, from The Clash. 413 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,280 "Letīs Get lt On," Marvin Gaye, from Letīs Get lt On. " 414 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,480 Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit," off of Nevermind. 415 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,720 Oh, no, Rob, thatīs not obvious enough. Not at all. 416 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,920 How about, uh, "Point of No Return" on Point ofNo Return? 417 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,400 - Louis, you couldnīt get up... - Shut up. Shut up. 418 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,480 - "White Light/White Heat," Velvet Underground. - Okay, that would be on my list. 419 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,560 - Though not on mine. - And Massive Attack, No Protection. 420 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,320 - The song is "Radiation Ruling the Nation". - Ohh! 421 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:43,400 - Kind ofa new record. Very... - Excuse me. I was in here last night... - ln a minute. Very nice, Rob. 422 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:47,520 A sly declaration of new classic status slipped into a list ofold safe ones. 423 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,120 Very pussy. 424 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,840 - Excuse me, I was in here last... - ln a minute. 425 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,280 Couldnīt you be any more obvious than that, Rob? How about, uh, l donīt know, the Beatles? 426 00:27:55,360 --> 00:28:00,360 How about fucking... fucking Beethoven? Track one, side one ofthe Fifth Symphony. 427 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,760 How can someone who has no interest in music own a record store? 428 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,040 Do you still have that, uh, Beefheart French import, Safe asMilk? 429 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:14,680 Um, letīs see. 430 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,200 Ah, yes, here it is. 431 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,520 Yes. 432 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,040 - How much you want for it? - Uh... 433 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,960 Yes... Oh, no. You know what? 434 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,880 - I donīt think I'm selling it this week. Maybe next week. - Oh, no. You said that last week. 435 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:39,320 Did l? Yeah, well, l just... l... Uh... 436 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,640 Nicely played. 437 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,120 You know, I donīt have that record. I'll buy it for 40. 438 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,960 - Rob? - Sold. 439 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,320 - Now, why would you sell it to me and not to him? - Because youīre not a geek, Louis. 440 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,960 - You guys are snobs. - No, weīre not. - No, seriously, youīre totally elitist. 441 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:58,440 You feel like the unappreciated scholars, so you shit on the people who know less than you. 442 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,640 - No. - Which is everybody. - Yes. 443 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,800 ltīsjust sad, thatīs all. 444 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,520 I'm sick ofthe sight ofthis place. 445 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,960 Some days I'm afraid I'll go berserk... 446 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,880 throw the country "A" through "K" rack out on the street... 447 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,480 and go work at a Virgin Megastore and never come back. 448 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,160 - Hello. - Hey, Liz. - Hey, Rob. 449 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,480 You know, ljust wantedto call andthankyou forthat message yousent me last night. 450 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,520 lt really made me feel like less ofan asshole. 451 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:36,480 Oh. Well, how are you holding up? 452 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,280 Good. Good. I mean, look, maybe weīre just not right for each other, right? 453 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,520 - I mean, or maybe we are. - Mmm. Yeah. 454 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,680 Time will tellat thispoint, andifitīs time to move on, itīs time to move on. 455 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,880 l donīt know. l... l donīt want to take sides and... 456 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,600 And I like you with Laura. l thinkyou guys are good together. 457 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,000 And I donīt think much ofthis lan guy. 458 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,240 Rob, Marie De Salle is in the store. 459 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,280 l gotta go, Liz. 460 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,880 - We should maybe turn off her music. - I know. 461 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,320 Hey. I like the music. 462 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,880 Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, l can go turn it off ifyou want. 463 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,200 You might be sick of it. 464 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,360 - You should turn it up. - Oh, right, yeah. - Yeah. 465 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:27,360 Okay, let me go do that after I go do something else that I have to go do. 466 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,880 - All righty. Hmm. - Yeah, I got the, uh... Excuse me. Okay? 467 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,200 What fucking lan guy? 468 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,360 Laura doesnīt know anybody called lan. 469 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,800 Thereīs no lan in her office. She has no friends called lan! 470 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,240 I'm almost certain she has never met anyone named lan in her entire life. 471 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,080 She lives in an... 472 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,560 "lan-less" universe. 473 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,440 "l. Raymond". 474 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:18,120 Ray. "l". 475 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,320 lan. 476 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:25,360 Mr l. Raymond. Ray to his friends, and more importantly to his neighbour. 477 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,320 The guy who, until about six weeks ago, lived upstairs. 478 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,560 l start to remember things about him now. 479 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,600 His horrible clothes and hair. 480 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,720 His music: Latin, Bulgarian, whatever world music was trendy that week. 481 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,840 He had rings on his fi ngers. Awful cooking smells. 482 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,120 l never liked him much then, and I fuckinī hate him now. 483 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:58,600 We used to listen to him having sex upstairs. 484 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,440 Jeez, he goes on long enough. 485 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,640 Mm-hmm. l should be so lucky. 486 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,280 lt feels sogood 487 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,480 You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn fi lm, Laura. 488 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:40,120 You are lanīs plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks oforgasmic delight. 489 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:45,080 No woman in the history ofthe world is having better sex than the sex you are having with lan... 490 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,280 in my head. 491 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,640 Oh, baby, give it up 492 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,840 Ain't no use 493 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,640 Number five:Jackie Alden. 494 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,720 Jackie Aldenīs breakup had no effect on my life whatsoever. 495 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,160 lt was a casual thing, and I was glad when it ended. 496 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:17,200 l just slotted her in to bump Laura out of position. 497 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,800 But now, congratulations, Laura. 498 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,000 You made it to the top five. 499 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:27,400 Number five with a bullet. Welcome. 500 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:31,760 Wonīt somebodyplease 501 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:35,360 Help me with my misery 502 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,800 - Canīt somebodysee - Hey. 503 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,680 Do you have soul? 504 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,960 What this one loveīs done to me 505 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,360 That all depends. 506 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,520 - Nowlknow, lknow - Back row, right next to the blues. 507 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,880 Championship Vinyl. 508 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,640 Yeah. Yeah, I'm interested. Sure. 509 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,520 Whatīs your address? 510 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,360 - Hey, Liz. - Hey, Rob. 511 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,000 You fucking asshole! 512 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,000 Hi, Barry. 513 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:20,040 Soarin'andborin' 514 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:24,120 lfeelI'm ignorin' 515 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,880 My time in the world Haveyou heard 516 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,840 For a couple ofyears l was a deejay at a club. 517 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,800 l was good at it, I think... 518 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,680 and while I was doing it is the happiest I've ever been. 519 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,400 And thatīs where I met Laura. 520 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,320 She was already a lawyer, but she worked for Legal Aid... 521 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,720 hence the leatherjacket and the clubbing. 522 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,440 Oh, I liked her right away. 523 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,080 - Hey! - Hey! 524 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:54,440 - Thatīs a kick-ass record. - What? 525 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:58,440 - Thatīs a kick-ass record. - Yeah. I know. 526 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,920 - Um, whatīs your name? - Laura. 527 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,960 Hey. I was gonna say, come back next week and I'll make you a tape. 528 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,680 - All right. Thankyou. - Okay? - Great. 529 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,320 - Rob. - I'm still Laura. 530 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:23,160 To be honest, I hadnīt met anyone as promising as Laura since I started deejaying... 531 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:27,240 and meeting promising women is kind ofwhat the deejaying thing is supposed to be about. 532 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:32,880 And anyway, we... we moved on from there. 533 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:38,280 She lost her lease on her apartment in Lakeview, and she moved in with me. 534 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,040 And it stayed that way foryears. 535 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,680 She didnīt make me miserable, or anxious... 536 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,680 or ill-at-ease. 537 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,720 And you know, it sounds boring, but it wasnīt. 538 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,360 lt wasnīt spectacular, either. lt wasjust... 539 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,080 good. 540 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,720 But really good. 541 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,720 So, how come I'm suddenly an asshole? 542 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:18,760 l get the feeling that Liz talked to Laura... 543 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,800 and Liz stuck up for me... 544 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,760 and Laura told her a few things. 545 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,320 l donīt know what precisely Laura said, but she would have revealed at least two, 546 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:32,120 maybe even all four ofthe following pieces of information. 547 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:38,600 One: that I slept with someone else... 548 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:41,760 - He slept with somebody else. - What? 549 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,440 while she, Laura, was pregnant. 550 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:48,360 - While I was pregnant. - No! 551 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,720 Two: 552 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,360 that my affair directly contributed... 553 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,560 Pretty much directly to me terminating the pregnancy. 554 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,320 - No. - Three: 555 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,440 that after the abortion, I borrowed a large sum of money from her... 556 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,200 - Four grand or so. - and have not, as ofyet, repaid any of it. 557 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,120 The bastard! 558 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,960 Four: 559 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,400 that shortly before she left me... 560 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:18,360 l told her that I was kind of unhappy in the relationship... 561 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,640 and maybe sort of looking around for someone else. 562 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,840 He was "sort of, maybe" looking around for somebody else. 563 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,800 - Did I do and say those things? - Yes. 564 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,520 - No! - Yes, I did. 565 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,880 l am a fuckinī asshole. 566 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,160 - Thatīs it. - Liz... No. Sit down. 567 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,000 Sit down. 568 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,600 Thatīs shocking. 569 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,560 That is shocking. 570 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,240 First ofall, the money. 571 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,960 Laura had it and I didnīt. 572 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,800 And she wanted to give it to me. 573 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:04,400 I've never been able to pay her back because I've never been able to. 574 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,760 Just because she moved in with some Supertramp fan... 575 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,080 it doesnīt make me five grand richer. 576 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,560 And number two, this stuff about me half-looking around for someone else? 577 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,520 She tricked me into saying it. 578 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,760 We were having this State-of-the-Union type conversation... 579 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,920 and she said, quite matter offactly, that we were pretty unhappy at the moment. 580 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,200 And did I agree? And I said yes. 581 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,440 And she asked me whether I ever thought about meeting other people. 582 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,360 So then I asked her ifshe ever thought about meeting someone else. 583 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:34,120 She says, "Ofcourse". So I admit that, yes, I daydream about it from time to time. 584 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,720 Now I can see what we were really talking about is her and lan... 585 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,840 and she suckered me into absolving her. 586 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,800 lt was a sneaky lawyerīs trick and I fell for it... 587 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,760 because sheīs much smarter than me. 588 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,200 All right, then the pregnancy. 589 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,440 l didnīt know she was pregnant. Ofcourse I didnīt. 590 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,280 l didnīt know because she hadnīt told me. 591 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:06,480 She hadnīt told me because l had told her that I had sor... Yes, I'd slept with someone else. 592 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,680 So I didnīt fi nd out she was pregnant till way later. 593 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,120 We were going through this good period and I made some crack about having kids and... 594 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:17,120 - What? - and shejust burst into tears. 595 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,040 And I said, "Well, what is it," you know. "What..." 596 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,680 And I made her tell me, and she did... 597 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,040 and I went into this briefand ill-advised bout ofself-righteousness, you know... 598 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,760 What right do you have? My child too... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 599 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,640 That pretty much brings us up to date. 600 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,360 Who needs a drink? 601 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,480 Who loves thesun 602 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,600 Who cares that it makes plantsgrow 603 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,840 Whatīs wrong with me? Seriously. 604 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,000 What happened? 605 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,640 Why am I doomed to be left? 606 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,040 Doomed to be rejected? 607 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,440 l need answers. 608 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,760 Number one. To Alison Ashmore. 609 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,080 - Hello? - This is, uh, Rob Gordon calling. 610 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,480 - Hi. - I'm an oldfriendofAlisonīs and, um... 611 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,520 - What did you say your name was? - Rob. Rob Gordon. 612 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:27,640 Um, I was actually her... her first boyfriend in the seventh grade... 613 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:30,280 and I was just wondering ifyou had any way of reaching her or her number or... 614 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,360 l hate to quibble with you, Rob, but Alison married her fi rst boyfriend. 615 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:38,560 Kevin Bannister. He is her fi rst and last boyfriend. 616 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,360 - You gotta be kidding me. - Uh, no, I'm quiteserious. 617 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,200 She is Mrs Kevin Bannister. She lives in Australia. 618 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,320 - We went out together in the seventh grade. - I beg your pardon. 619 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,400 Well, technically, I'm her first boyfriend, okay? 620 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,440 I met her a few days before Kevin did. Technically, number one. Me. 621 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,840 - I donīt know what you mean by "technically". - You know. 622 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,040 I'm number one. Me. Technically. 623 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,560 I see. Well, maybe itīs my mistake. 624 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,680 I've got to go now, Bob. Okay, bye-bye. 625 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:12,320 Who loves the sun 626 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:17,080 Alison married Kevin! 627 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,440 I am fine now! 628 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,520 Married her junior high school sweetheart. 629 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:26,400 Kissed me on the bench. Kissed Kevin on the bench. Married Kevin. 630 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,040 This is great! This has got nothing to do with me. 631 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,360 This is fate. This is destiny. 632 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,000 It is beyond my control, beyond my fault. I love this! 633 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:43,400 I want more. I want to see the others on the big top five. 634 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,520 I wanna see Penny and Charlie and Sarah, all ofthem, you know. 635 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:51,440 Just see'em and talk to'em, you know, like a Bruce Springsteen song. 636 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,880 You call, you ask'em how they are, and you see iftheyīve forgiven you. 637 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,680 Yeah, and then... and then I'd feel good. 638 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,800 And theyīd feel good. 639 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,760 No, theyīd feel good maybe, but youīd feel better. 640 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,520 I'd feel clean and calm. 641 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:13,400 Thatīs what youīre looking for. You wanna get ready to start again, thatīd be good foryou. 642 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,600 Great, even. 643 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:21,840 Youīd give that big fi nal "good luck and goodbye" to your all-time top five and just move on down the road. 644 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,600 Good luck. Goodbye. 645 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,600 Thanks, Boss. 646 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:35,560 Penny is as beautiful as she was in high school and really grown into herself. 647 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,400 She reviews movies for a living, which is unassailably cool... 648 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:42,600 even ifshe does make these little notes with this little flashlight pen. 649 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:47,600 We have a good time, and we hate the same actors, and everythingīs going great. 650 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,240 She tells me about her life. l tell her about mine. 651 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,520 We both get it. We both relate. 652 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:56,880 And then, with no real explanation, l just launch into it. 653 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,360 I tell her about how Laura wanted to sleep with lan and not me... 654 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,760 Charlie wanted to sleep with Marco and not me... 655 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,720 Alison Ashmore wanted Kevin Bannister and not me. 656 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,360 And you, you wanted to... you wanted to have sex with Chris Thompson... 657 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,320 and not me. 658 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,480 And I was helping... hoping you could help me understand why this keeps happening... 659 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:16,600 why, you know, I'm doomed to be left, doomed to be rejected. 660 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,200 Do you understand? 661 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,360 Well, Rob, uh, I was crazy about you. 662 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:27,720 I wanted to sleep with you one day, but not when I was 1 6. 663 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,800 You know, when you broke up with me... 664 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,760 you broke up with me because I was, I was... 665 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,960 to use your charming expression, tight... 666 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,920 I cried and I cried and I hated you... 667 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,440 and when that little shit bag asked me out and I was too tired to fi ght him off... 668 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,680 it wasnīt rape, because I said okay, but it wasnīt far off. 669 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,760 You know I couldnīt have sex until after college because I hated it so much? 670 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,720 Thatīs when youīre supposed to have sex, Rob... in college! 671 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,400 And now you want to have a little chat about rejection. 672 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,240 Well, fuckyou, Rob. 673 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,000 God, sheīs right. 674 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,560 I broke up with her. l rejected her. 675 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:12,120 Thatīs another one I donīt have to worry about. I shouldīve done this years ago. 676 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,600 Maīam, could I get the cheque, please? 677 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:18,520 Next up, Charlie. 678 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,720 But I'm not quite ready for that... 679 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,080 so I go directly to number four on the all-time breakup list. 680 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,360 Sarah, my partner in rejection who rejected me. 681 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,880 - Hi, Rob. - Hi. 682 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,520 Nice to see you. 683 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,440 - Hi. Okay, yeah. - Nice to see you. 684 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,080 - Yeah. - You want me to come... - You wanna... - Sure. 685 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,760 - You wanna... - Yeah. - Yeah, letīs go out a bit. 686 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,280 I canīt believe I left you for him. 687 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,840 - Probably seemed like a good idea at the time, Sarah. - Yeah, I donīt know why, though. 688 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,520 - Are you seeing anybody? - Um, no, yeah. 689 00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,600 - No? - Yeah. I mean, I'm not... - No. 690 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,880 I am. I'm in between things. How are you doinī? 691 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,680 - Me? I'm not good. - Really? - No. 692 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:09,280 Oh, itīs so hard. The medication I was on is not working. 693 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,360 So weīre trying something else, but itīs like, they donīt know about it, so I'm like a guinea pig, and... 694 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,000 But I'm making money. Thatīs good, īcause I lost myjob a month ago. 695 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,600 - So itīs been, like, hand-to-mouth... - No, I havenīt got the heart for the rejection conversation. 696 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:22,920 There are no hard feelings here, and I'm glad she ditched me and not the other way around. 697 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,800 I'm late for work, and l... I'll call you. 698 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,400 - Okay. - Nice to see you. Bye. - Bye. See you later. 699 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,760 I couldīve wound up having sex back there. 700 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:38,600 And what better way to exorcise rejection demons than to screw the person who rejected you, right? 701 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:40,600 But you wouldnīt be sleeping with a person. 702 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:42,920 Youīd be sleeping with a whole, sad single-person culture. 703 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,080 Itīd be like sleeping with Talia Shire in Rocky ifyou werenīt Rocky. 704 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,840 I feel guilty enough as it is. 705 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,560 Thereīs only Charlie left now. 706 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:58,160 Sheīs in the fuckinī phone book. 707 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,400 She should be living on Neptune. Sheīs an extraterrestrial. 708 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,600 A ghost, a myth, not a person in a phone book. 709 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,440 - Hi, this is Charlie. - Answering machine. 710 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,080 - Leave me a message... - I'll leave a nice, polite message and sheīll never call back. 711 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,960 Oh, the Killing Moon EP, itīs almost impossible to fi nd, especially on CD. 712 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,760 Yet another cruel trick played on all the dumb-asses who got rid oftheir turntables. 713 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,760 - But every other Echo and the Bunnymen album... - Yeah, I have all the other ones. 714 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,160 Oh, you do? Well, how about theJesus and Mary Chain? 715 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,880 - Ah, they always seemed... - They always seemed what? 716 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,840 They always seemed really great is what they always seemed. 717 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,360 They picked up where your precious Echo left off, and youīre sittinī around complaininī about no more Echo albums. 718 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,560 I canīt believe you donīt own this fucking record. Thatīs insane. 719 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,560 Jesus! 720 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:46,160 - Can I get two receipts with that? - Well, the interesting thing about Green Day... 721 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:48,880 is that so much oftheir music is, in truth... 722 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:53,400 directly influenced by, in my opinion, uh, two bands... 723 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,040 - The Clash... - The Clash. 724 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,960 Uh, correct, uh, the Clash. 725 00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:01,960 Uh, but also by this band called, uh, Stiff Little Fingers. 726 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:08,600 Um, I thinkyou would really love this band. 727 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,160 Uh, it sounds great. 728 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,320 - My nameīs Anaugh. - The name... 729 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,360 Um, my nameīs Dick. 730 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,560 Is this the new Green Day? 731 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,520 You donīt have it? That is perverse. 732 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:41,120 Donīt tell anybody you donīt own fucking Blonde on Blonde. 733 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,720 Itīs gonna be okay. 734 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:52,720 I will now sell five copies ofthe three EPs by the Beta Band. 735 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,200 Do it. 736 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:05,360 Ifthereīs something inside thatyou wanna say 737 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:08,120 Say it loud ltīllbe okay 738 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,080 I will be allright l will be allright 739 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,160 I will be allright l will be allright 740 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,400 If thereīs something inside that you wanna say 741 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,120 - You can say it loud, itīllbe okay - Who is that? 742 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,080 - ltīs the Beta Band. - ltīs good. 743 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,720 I know. 744 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,160 - Barry! The door! - Fuck! 745 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,560 - Go! Go! Go! - Go, go, go, go! 746 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:42,600 - Gotta go back! - Hey! 747 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:47,720 Okay, fuckos, how much is this deck worth to you, and how much did you steal? Can you do the math? 748 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:51,160 - Barry, call the cops. - No! - Hold up, hold up. 749 00:48:54,640 --> 00:49:00,880 Ryuichi Sakamoto, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Breakbeats, Serge Gainsbourg. 750 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,600 - What, are you guys stealing for other people? - No, those are for us. 751 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,240 -You guys slamming toJoni Mitchell now? -Man, youīre, like, so bigoted. 752 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,760 - You look at us and thinkyou know what we listen to. - I thinkyou have more. 753 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,520 Okay. 754 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,520 Hi. 755 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:36,360 - What do you want? - I thought I could give you a ride back. 756 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,320 - Are you coming home? - Yeah. 757 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:46,320 Well, I'd like to come over to your house to pick up some things. 758 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,600 My house. 759 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,800 Howīd it go today? 760 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,960 All right. 761 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,960 - Do you want to go? - Sure. 762 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,640 So, have you tackled the great reorganization yet? 763 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:27,240 You bet. You can take this with you ifyou want. 764 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:31,320 Look at this place. Laura, itīs a dump. 765 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,240 What are you making now? Sixty, seventy a year? 766 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,200 And you were living in this shithole. 767 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,120 Bet you canīt even remember what you were doing here. 768 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,920 I was here because l wanted to be with you. 769 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,320 It had nothing to do with this place. 770 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:48,280 So, uh, where are you staying now? 771 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,840 I thinkyou know that. 772 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,960 - I had to work that out for myself, though, didnīt l? - I'm sorry. 773 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,600 I know I havenīt been very fair. 774 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,560 Thatīs why I came to the store tonight. 775 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,440 It took me a while to work up the courage. 776 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,720 - You scared now? - Yes, ofcourse I am. 777 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,280 I feel terrible, Rob. You know, this is really hard. 778 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,000 Good. 779 00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:15,760 So how is everything going with lan? 780 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,600 Is it working out okay? 781 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,560 - Youīre living with the guy. - Donīt. 782 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,720 I'm just asking you how itīs going. 783 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,240 Iook, I'm not living with the guy, okay? 784 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:29,080 I'm just staying with him for a few days until I fi gure out what I'm doing. 785 00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:33,440 I left because we werenīt exactly getting along, and we werenīt talking about it. 786 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,400 I'm getting to a point where l want to get my shit together... 787 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:39,280 and I canīt really see that ever happening with you. 788 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,480 And, yes, I sort of got interested in someone else. 789 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,640 And that went further than it should have, so it seemed like a good time to go. 790 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,920 But I have no idea what will happen with lan in the long run. 791 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,960 Probably nothing. 792 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,240 So, what? 793 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,000 You defi nitely havenīt decided to dump me? ls that it? 794 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,320 Thereīs still a chance we might get back together? 795 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:14,440 - I donīt know. - Well, ifyou donīt know... 796 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,240 thereīs a chance, right? 797 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:26,040 I mean, it would be like ifsomeone was in the hospital and he was seriously ill... 798 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,240 and the doctor said, "l donīt know ifthis patient has a chance ofsurvival or not". 799 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,520 That doesnīt mean that the patientīs defi nitely gonna die now, does it? l mean, he might live. 800 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,800 - Even if itīs a remote possibility. - I suppose so. 801 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,360 - So we have a chance of not... - Shut up, Rob. 802 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,640 -l just want to know where I stand here. What chance do we have? -What... 803 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:42,640 - I donīt know what chance we have. - lfyou could tell me roughly- 804 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,320 All right, we have a nine percent chance of getting back together. 805 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,440 - Nine? - Nine. 806 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,080 - Great. - Look, I know I'm asking a lot... 807 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,680 but could you take off for a while so I can get my stuff packed up? 808 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,160 No problem. 809 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:58,600 - You want me to leave my own house? - Yes, please. 810 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:06,680 Laura, can I askyou one question? 811 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,360 Yes. One. 812 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,520 - Youīre not gonna like it. -Just ask it. 813 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:20,880 - ls it better? - ls what better? Better than what? 814 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:26,440 Well, sex, I guess. ls it better? 815 00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:30,960 - ls that really whatīs bothering you? - Yes. Yes, ofcourse. 816 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,200 Do you really think it would make a difference either way? 817 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:37,560 - I donīt know. - Well, the answer is, l donīt know either. 818 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,120 We havenīt done it yet. 819 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:45,360 - Never? - I havenīt felt like it. 820 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,200 Not even before, when he was living upstairs? 821 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,600 No. I was living with you, remember? 822 00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,400 Weīve slept together, but we havenīt made love. 823 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,320 Not yet. 824 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,400 - I'll tell you one thing. - What? 825 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,880 Sleeping together is better. 826 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,040 Sleeping together is better? 827 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,960 But not the sex, because you havenīt done it yet? 828 00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,560 - Will you pleasejust go? - Yeah. 829 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,920 We are the champions 830 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,520 - My friends - Yes! 831 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:27,360 -And weīllkeep on fighting - Put'em up! 832 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:31,160 - Till the end - I feel good. I feel great. 833 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:34,520 - We are the champions - I feel like a new man. 834 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,640 - I feel so much better, in fact... - We are the champions 835 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:41,320 - that I go straight out and sleep with Marie De Salle. - No time forlosers 836 00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:46,120 īCause we are the champions 837 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,520 "How could this have happened?" you ask. 838 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:56,480 "How does he... How does he do it?" 839 00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:01,800 How does a regular guy like me become the number one lover man in his particular postal district? 840 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:06,240 Heīs grumpy. Heīs broke. He hangs out with the musical moron twins... 841 00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:10,400 and yet he gets to go to bed with somebody like Marie De Salle. 842 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,520 Hey. Marie. 843 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,320 - Everything go all right? - Yeah, yeah. 844 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:20,040 Shejust wanted to pick up some stuff, you know. lt was no big deal. lt wasjust... 845 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,600 I hate that time, picking-up-stuff time. 846 00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:27,560 - You know that song I play, "Eartha Kitt Times Two"? - Ofcourse! 847 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,640 I wrote that about me and my ex dividing our record collection. 848 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,640 Itīs a great, great song. 849 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:35,840 - A while back, Dick, Barry and I agreed.... - I wrote thatjust before I moved here. 850 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,840 that what really matters is what you like... 851 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,360 not what you are like. 852 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,440 Books, records, fi lms... These things matter. 853 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,320 Call me shallow. ltīs the fuckinī truth. 854 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,520 And by this measure, I was having one ofthe best dates of my life. 855 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,880 - You love that show? - Yes! 856 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,200 Starring, um... Starring, um... Who starred in The Prisoner? 857 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,560 - McGoohan. - Patrick McGoohan. - Thatīs right! 858 00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:00,520 And then we talk about our exes. 859 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:04,080 Sheīs dry and self-deprecating. 860 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,240 Great sense of humour about it, and I can really see why her songs are so good. 861 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:11,400 - I guess sheīs happy with him. - I donīt speak about Laura with as much depth. 862 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,520 But it feels, even to me, like I'm being intimate. 863 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,480 I express regret. l say nice things about her... 864 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:23,200 and I hint at a deep ocean of melancholy just below the surface... 865 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,440 which is all bullshit really. 866 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:29,160 I'vejust invented a sketch ofa decent, sensitive guy... 867 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,880 because I'm in the position to invent him. 868 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:35,560 And I guess all that charming, nervous stuff seems to work somehow... 869 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:39,320 because we get back to her house and... 870 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,640 Throwmysuitcase out there too 871 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,720 itjust happens. 872 00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:50,120 - Throwmy covers out the door - And then we make love. ltīs great. 873 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,400 - ldonīt needthem any more - And thatīs it. I'm not gonna go into all that other stuff. 874 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,440 You know, the who-did-what-to-whom stuff. 875 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,320 You know that song "Behind Closed Doors" by Charlie Rich? 876 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,040 Itīs one of my favourite songs. 877 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:05,000 - I can say we had a good time. l can say that. - Shouldlhave left this town 878 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,400 Marieīs a terrific woman. 879 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,560 But it wasmore than lcoulddo 880 00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:13,920 And then in the morning... 881 00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:16,680 You didnīt have me fooled... 882 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:22,200 acting all cool about, um, whatīs-her-name. 883 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:26,880 - Laura. - Laura, right, right. Laura. 884 00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:32,960 - What was yours called again? - lt was called James. 885 00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,920 - James. - James. 886 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:37,480 Do you miss him? 887 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:43,040 Yeah. Thatīs how it works, right? 888 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:48,440 I think itīs okay ifyou feel horny and fucked up at the same time. 889 00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:50,600 I mean, why should we be denied our basic human rights... 890 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,760 just'cause we messed up our relationships? 891 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:55,720 You think sex is a basic human right? 892 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,480 Hell, yeah! Yeah. 893 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:04,320 I'm not gonna let that asshole come between me and a fuck. 894 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:10,600 - Which way are you going? - That way. You? 895 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,040 - That way. - Ah, so it is. 896 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,360 - Talk to ya. - I'll call you. 897 00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:25,040 Right. 898 00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:31,280 What did Laura mean last night when she said, "l havenīt slept with him yet"? 899 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:34,440 Yet! What does "yet" mean anyway? 900 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,800 It means youīre gonna do it, doesnīt it? Or does it? 901 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,720 Just come on. What would it mean to you, that sentence: 902 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,440 "l havenīt seen EvilDeadll yet"? 903 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,280 Well, to me it would mean that youīre a liar. Youīve seen it twice. 904 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,320 Once with Laura... oops... and once with me and Dick, remember? 905 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:53,160 We had that conversation about the guy making Beretta shotgun ammo off-screen in the 1 4th century. 906 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,240 Right. All right, but letīs just say that I hadnīt seen it... 907 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:58,640 and I said to you, "l havenīt seen Evil Deadll yet," what would you think? 908 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,160 I'd think that youīre a cinematic idiot, and I'd feel sorry foryou. 909 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:07,280 All right. But from that one sentence, would you think that l was going to see it? 910 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,240 I'm sorry, Rob. I'm struggling here. 911 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,000 Youīre asking me what would I think ifyou told me... 912 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,320 you hadnīt seen a fi lm that you have already seen. 913 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,360 - What am I supposed to say? -Just listen to me. lf I said to you... 914 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:19,840 "l havenīt seen EvilDeadll yet," yes. 915 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:22,160 Would you get the impression that I really wanted to see it? 916 00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:24,520 Oh, uh, well... 917 00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,760 you couldnīt have been desperate to see it, otherwise youīd have already gone. 918 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,000 Right. I'm not gonna see that movie. 919 00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,600 But the word "yet". Yeah, you know what? 920 00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:40,040 I get the impression that you wanted to see it... 921 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:43,480 otherwise youīd have said you didnīt want to go. 922 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,440 But in your opinion, would I defi nitely go? 923 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,080 How the fuck am I supposed to know? Probably. 924 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,520 - Why? - Because itīs a brilliant fi lm. 925 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:55,200 Itīs so funny and violent, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass. 926 00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,960 I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now? 927 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:03,200 Look, Laura, ifyou donīt want me to call you at work, then give me your home number. 928 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,160 Oh, I forgot. You canīt. 929 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:08,480 I'm not gonna get off this phone until you agree to meet me for a drink. 930 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,880 I mean, I'm sorry, but I donītjust see why this has to be on your terms... 931 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,400 all the time. - Okay. 932 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:15,840 - I mean, really. - Okay! Okay. Weīll meet then tonight. 933 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,560 Thatīd... Thatīd be great if youīre not too busy. ltīll be really good to... 934 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:21,200 see you. 935 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,920 So how are you? 936 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,000 Have you slept with him yet? 937 01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:44,600 - ls that why you wanted to see me? - I guess. 938 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,800 What do you want me to say? 939 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:54,280 I want you to say you havenīt, and I want that to be the truth. 940 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:56,760 I canīt do that. 941 01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:25,480 Say a wordforJimmy Brown 942 01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:30,440 He ain't got nothin'at all 943 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:38,800 You must have known it would happen. You couldnīt have been entirely unprepared. 944 01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:43,680 Like you said, I've been living with the guy. We were bound to get around to it sometime. 945 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:48,760 Rob, are you there? What are you thinking? 946 01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:54,120 We can meet for another drink ifyou want. 947 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,640 So I can explain it better. l owe you that much. 948 01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,920 I donīt have your number. 949 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,120 You know, ldonīt want this to be the last conversation we have. lknow whatyouīre like. 950 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,720 You do, huh? 951 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,600 I need a second opinion. 952 01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,920 Hi, this is Tim. City andstate, please. 953 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:22,520 Uh, Chicago. A residence. Mr lan Raymond. 954 01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:24,480 - Please holdforthat number. - May I also have that address? 955 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,400 - Certainly. - Thankyou. 956 01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,960 - Rob? - Laura, I just want to say something. 957 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:06,400 I think youīre running. Youīre running from a, a sharp point... 958 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,680 that anybody hits in any relationship, anditīs just gonna happen again. 959 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,240 But itīsgonna be with thisguy lan, later, whenyouīre older. 960 01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,800 Allright? With a guy with a Steven Seagal pony tail. 961 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:19,800 You know what I'm saying? And he doesn't love you. 962 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,320 And he doesn't understand you, not the way I will. 963 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,680 And I will even more so in the future. And... 964 01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,040 I mean, ifyou want to experiment or whatever... 965 01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,680 I'm not experimenting. Why donīt you go experiment? 966 01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,960 - Laura, are you okay? - Uh, yeah, I'm fi ne. 967 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:44,520 - ls that him? - Look, canyou... Canyou callme at work?lgottago now. 968 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:49,360 - You look upset. - Yeah, I'm... I'm upset... 969 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:51,320 but I'm fi ne. 970 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,480 - Maybe I should talk to him. - No, I donīt think thatīs a good idea. 971 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,360 - Conflict resolution is myjob. - Yeah, I know. 972 01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:00,800 But... But, lan, thereīs really nothing to resolve, but thankyou. 973 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:09,600 You have got to stop calling her. Youīre really upsetting her and him! 974 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:12,280 - Like I care about him. - Well, you should. 975 01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:16,480 - Why? - Because all youīre doing is forming a little unit. Them against you! 976 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:19,920 Before you started all this psychotic madness, there was no unit. 977 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,040 There wasjust three people in a mess. 978 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,080 But now theyīve got something in common. 979 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,080 And you donīt want to make anything worse. 980 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:29,240 How could it get any worse than Laura with lan? 981 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,360 - Come on, Liz. - Rob, Rob, Rob. 982 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:35,720 Can I askyou a question? And you can think about it ifyou want to. 983 01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:38,400 Just what is it? 984 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,200 Why do you want Laura back so badly? 985 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,600 Rob, phone. 986 01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:51,160 I was walking on the water when lsawa crocodile 987 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:54,600 Barry, that fucking pricerīs busted, and I'm not the one who broke it. 988 01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:56,160 - Hello. - Rob? 989 01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:01,320 Who is this? 990 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,280 Is this Ch... ls this Charlie? 991 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,640 Hi. I just got back into town. 992 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:15,680 Wow! Rob Gordon. The Rob Gordon. 993 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:19,360 So howareyou doing?Huh? Does it seem like millions ofyears ago? 994 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:23,160 Yeah, yeah. Like a billion, right? 995 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:26,640 So, uh... God, Charlie Nicholson. How are you? 996 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:29,840 I mean, do you have kids and stuff like everybody else? 997 01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:33,520 No. No, I'm too young, too single. I donīt know. 998 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:37,320 Kids are too time-consuming, I guess, is the expression I'm looking for. 999 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,520 I'm not making this up. This is how she talks... as if nobody ever had... 1000 01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:42,440 a conversation about having kids in the entire history ofthe world. 1001 01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:44,000 Sheīs incredible. 1002 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:47,960 So, anyway, are you in or out, Rob? 1003 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:50,080 - I'm sorry? - Well, you know... ldonīt know. 1004 01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,920 I just find these long-lost boyfriendcalls a little unnerving. 1005 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:55,680 - Thereīs been a rash ofthem recently. - ls that right? 1006 01:05:55,800 --> 01:06:01,000 Yeah. Oh, rememberMarco? l went out with him afteryou. 1007 01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:03,400 - Kind of. - Kindof, yeah. 1008 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,680 Well, he called a few months ago. 1009 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:08,840 I think he was going through one ofthose what-does-it-all-mean kindofthings. 1010 01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:12,040 He wanted to see me and "rehash thepast", as theysay. 1011 01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:17,160 God. Was I up for that? No. No. So... I donīt know... 1012 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:20,440 - Do allmengo through that? - I've never heard of it before. 1013 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:23,640 I'm sorry, Charlie, but what does "Are you in or out" mean? 1014 01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:26,400 Well, it means, are we friends orarenīt we? 1015 01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:29,120 Because ifwe are, thatīs great. Thatīs great. 1016 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:33,080 But ifweīre not, l donīt really want to spend time playing catch-up on the phone. 1017 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,760 You know what lmean? I'mjust really busy, you know? 1018 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:38,280 Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Ofcourse. 1019 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,680 - So, are you in or out, Rob? - I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. 1020 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:46,360 Oh, yeah? Great. Doyou want to come fora dinnerparty tomorrownight? 1021 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:53,400 Haveyou ever watcheda moonbeam 1022 01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:55,240 Can I help you? 1023 01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:59,480 -Asit slidacrossyour windowpane - Hello, Rob. 1024 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:04,320 Remember me? Ray. lan. 1025 01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:08,800 I thought maybe we should talk. You know, sort things out. 1026 01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:11,800 - What needs sorting out? - Ten phone calls a night. 1027 01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:14,920 Hanging around outside my house. 1028 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:18,880 - I've stopped all ofthat now. - You were there this morning. 1029 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:27,320 Obviously, I know how special Laura is, and I know how... 1030 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:31,560 much pain you must be going through right now. 1031 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,880 I would hate it if I lost her. 1032 01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,480 Oh. Guess who? 1033 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:40,920 But I'd like to believe that ifshe decided... 1034 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,040 that she didnīt want to see me any more that... 1035 01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:45,600 I would respect those wishes. 1036 01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:48,360 You know what I'm saying, G? 1037 01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,360 - Yeah. - Good. 1038 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:52,440 So shall we leave it at that then? 1039 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:56,480 I've already left it, you pathetic rebound fuck! 1040 01:07:56,560 --> 01:08:00,840 Now, get your patchouli stink out of my store! 1041 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,920 Move it, lard-ass! 1042 01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:06,280 Dumb motherfucker. 1043 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,200 So, um, shall we leave it at that then? 1044 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:12,320 - Tsk. No. - Donīt! Donīt! 1045 01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:14,320 - Heīs not worth it! - Leave town! 1046 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,880 Leave the country! You little bitch! 1047 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:21,560 īCause youīll look back at ten phone calls a night as the golden age! 1048 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:23,600 Get ready, motherfucker! 1049 01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:26,040 So shall we leave it at that then? 1050 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,400 Get him! 1051 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:45,840 - Come on! Get him! - Get him, man! 1052 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:49,960 - Haveyou ever watcheda moonbeam - Well, think about it, Rob. 1053 01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:52,320 Okay? 1054 01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:57,800 Asit slidacross your windowpane 1055 01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:16,400 Hey, jelly bean. 1056 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,400 Charles. 1057 01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:22,280 - How are you? - Good. How are you? 1058 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:26,120 Actually, itīs hilarious. ltīs hilarious. 1059 01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:29,480 Hey, everybody! Everybody, this is Rob. 1060 01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:31,800 Rob, this is everybody. 1061 01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:33,800 - Hi. - Hi. 1062 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,040 - Come on in. Make yourselfat home. ls that for me? - Yeah. 1063 01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:38,440 - Oh, itīs a little warm. I'll put it in the fridge. - I think ifyou get a dog... 1064 01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,040 - youīve got to raise it yourself. - Your place doesnīt have a yard, does it? 1065 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:44,400 - You got to deal with a dog from day one. - Ofcourse you do. 1066 01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:47,600 - You gotta take care of it, raise it... - Yeah, but... 1067 01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,000 - Do you want a drink? - Yeah, I would. 1068 01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:52,440 I can see now that I'm doomed to die... 1069 01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:57,680 a long, slow suffocating death, and I try to fi gure out why. 1070 01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,720 Ofcourse thereīs envy. Why isnīt my life like this? 1071 01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:05,120 Sure, I want their money and clothes and jobs and opinions. 1072 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:07,680 And I'd like to have advice on jet lag, but thatīs not it. 1073 01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:10,560 I mean, theyīre not bad people, and I'm not a class warrior. ltīs something else. 1074 01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:14,440 - I never did. I never did. And I was very supportive... - And then it dawned on me. 1075 01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:17,520 - lt came down to me to tell him the truth. - Charlieīs awful. 1076 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,320 What was the truth? 1077 01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:22,720 - She doesnīt listen to anyone. She says terrible, stupid things... - No. Well, I have... 1078 01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:25,200 - and she apparently has no sense of humour at all... - Youīre right. I have to talk... 1079 01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:28,160 and talks shit all night long. 1080 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:31,200 - Come here, you. Oh, I love you. - Bye-bye. - Maybe sheīs been like this all along. 1081 01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:32,880 - Bye, sweetheart. - Bye-bye. 1082 01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:34,520 - Call me tomorrow, okay? - Thanks for having us. 1083 01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:37,600 Call me. Promise to call me. Bye. 1084 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,880 How did I manage to edit all this out? 1085 01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:49,640 How had I made this girl the answer to all the worldīs problems? 1086 01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:51,960 - Hey, Charlie. - Hey, Rob. 1087 01:10:57,440 --> 01:11:00,560 So, Charlie, whyīd you dump me for Marco? 1088 01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:03,680 Fuck! I knew it! I knew it! 1089 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:07,280 I knew it! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1090 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,520 - What? - You are. You are going through... 1091 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:12,520 one ofthose what-does-it-all-mean things. 1092 01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:17,400 - I canīt believe you, Rob. - Yes, I am. Very much. lndeed so. 1093 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:21,400 - Oh, God. - Come on. Answer the question. 1094 01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:24,840 Oh, come on, Charlie. Donīt hold back. 1095 01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:26,960 You can say whateveryou like. 1096 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:29,400 Whyīd you dump me for Marco? 1097 01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:35,080 Marcojust seemed to be a bit more glamorous. 1098 01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:38,640 You know? More sure of himself. 1099 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:41,360 Less hard work. 1100 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:46,360 A little sunnier. 1101 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,080 Sparkier. 1102 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:53,880 Through thepark Make love along the way 1103 01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:57,000 - ln Mendocino - You put that ad up? 1104 01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:59,720 - Yeah. - What can you play? 1105 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:03,400 Nothinī. What kind ofstuff are you into? 1106 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:05,560 The kind ofstuffyou mentioned. 1107 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,880 But we want to be more experimental than that. 1108 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:12,560 We want to retain our pop sensibilities, but, kind of, you know, go a little further out. 1109 01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,600 - That sounds great. - No gigs yet. 1110 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:18,800 Wejust got together. ls Tuesday night cool foryou? 1111 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:22,280 - Weīll just, you know... - What lhave toldyou 1112 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,120 -jam. - Yeah. - Canyou dig it 1113 01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:27,560 All right. 1114 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:30,480 Later. 1115 01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:40,040 - What? - What do you mean, what? 1116 01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:42,240 Youīve had that poster up on the wall for, like, 1 7,000 years. 1117 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:45,440 And then some guy comes in off the street. You act like itīs no big deal. 1118 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:47,600 Itīsjust a garage band. ltīs nothing special. 1119 01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:50,160 - Barry, you donīt even play an instrument. - I can sing. 1120 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:53,040 What, you think I'm gonna stick around here the rest of my life? 1121 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,280 Hey, itīs half past a monkeyīs ass. Letīs go. 1122 01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:59,040 Oh, I canīt, um, meet you guys at the club tonight. 1123 01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:02,760 - Thatīs the way it is in Mendocino - Why? 1124 01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:05,120 - Who are you going to see? - Mendocino - Nobody. 1125 01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:09,080 - Rob! Lookie, lookie! Dick, are you getting some? - Mendocino 1126 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,720 Un-fucking-believable! 1127 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:15,040 Dickīs got a hot date! How did this happen, Dick? 1128 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:18,600 What rational explanation can there possibly be? Whatīs her name? 1129 01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,920 - Anaugh. - Anaugh? Anaugh Conda? 1130 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,440 - Anaugh Moss. - Anaugh Moss? 1131 01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:27,320 Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy? 1132 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,840 And you met this bruiser where exactly? 1133 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,280 The home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station? 1134 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,520 Um, here. She asked me about the, uh, new Green Day album... 1135 01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:39,280 - and then I told her... - Oh, man! Finally! Anaugh. 1136 01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:43,080 Thatīs great, Dick! Really, smoke that ass. 1137 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:45,040 Listen, Rob, I canīt go to the club either. 1138 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:47,520 I gotta get some lyrics down on paper. 1139 01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:52,080 Oh, yeah, me too. Well, not, uh, lyrics to get down. 1140 01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:56,520 But, um, uh... So I'll see you, um, tomorrow. 1141 01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,520 - Hi, Laura. - "Top five dream jobs". 1142 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,240 - Hey, thatīs private. - "Number one: 1143 01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:47,920 "journalist for Rolling Stone magazine, 1976 to 1979. 1144 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:51,360 "Get to meet the Clash, Chrissie Hynde, Sex Pistols, David Byrne. 1145 01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:54,720 "Get tons offree records. Number two: 1146 01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:58,960 "producer, Atlantic Records, 1964 to 1971. 1147 01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:01,440 Get to meet Aretha, Wilson Pickett, Solomon Burke". 1148 01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:04,120 - More free records. - "More free records and a shitload of money". 1149 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,240 - Yeah. - "Number three: any kind of musician". 1150 01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:08,160 Besides classical or rap. 1151 01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:10,480 - "Settle for being one ofthe Memphis Horns or something". - Sure. 1152 01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:14,520 - "I'm not asking to beJagger or Hendrix or Otis Redding". - Uh-huh. 1153 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:18,640 - "Number four: film director". - Any kind except German or silent. 1154 01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:21,600 And number five, we have "architect". 1155 01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:24,760 - Yeah. - Seven yearsī training. 1156 01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:27,600 - I'm not sure I even want to be an architect. - So youīve got a list here... 1157 01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:30,000 offive things youīd do ifqualifications... 1158 01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:32,680 and time and history and salary were no object? 1159 01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:34,880 - Yeah. - One ofthem you donīt really want to do anyway. 1160 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:37,000 Well, I did put it at number five. 1161 01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:39,520 Wouldnīt you rather own your own record store than be an architect? 1162 01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:41,960 - Yeah, I suppose. - And you wouldnīt want to be a... 1163 01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:45,120 1 6th-century explorer or the king of France or... 1164 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:47,200 - God, no. - All right. There you go then. 1165 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:51,160 Dream job number five: record store owner. 1166 01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:02,720 I find it interesting that you keep showing up here, Laura. 1167 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,440 Well, this is the last of it. 1168 01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:08,360 Those bags look heavy. Whereīs lan? 1169 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:12,720 Or Ray or... What is his fucking name anyway? 1170 01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:15,440 - What do you call him? lan or Ray? - Ray. 1171 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:19,120 - I hate lan. - I hate him too. 1172 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:22,400 Yeah, I'm sure. 1173 01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:24,360 See ya. 1174 01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,480 Goodbye. 1175 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,120 Top five things l miss about Laura. 1176 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:43,720 One: sense of humour. Very dry, but it can also be warm and forgiving. 1177 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:47,120 And sheīs got one ofthe best all-time laughs in the history ofall-time laughs. 1178 01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,920 She laughs with her entire body. 1179 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,560 Two: Sheīs got character. 1180 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:55,280 Or at least she had character before the lan nightmare. 1181 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,360 Sheīs loyal and honest and... 1182 01:16:57,440 --> 01:17:00,320 she doesnīt even take it out on people when sheīs having a bad day. 1183 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:02,840 Thatīs character. 1184 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:05,080 Three: 1185 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,960 I miss her smell... 1186 01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:14,040 and the way she tastes. 1187 01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:16,000 Itīs a mystery of human chemistry, and I donīt understand it. 1188 01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:21,800 Some people, as far as your senses are concerned, just feel like home. 1189 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,160 I really dig how she walks around. 1190 01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:31,360 Itīs like she doesnīt care how she looks or what she projects. 1191 01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:36,600 And itīs not that she doesnīt care, itīsjust... Sheīs not affected, I guess. 1192 01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:39,120 And that gives her grace. 1193 01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:42,040 And five: She does this thing in bed when she canīt get to sleep. 1194 01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:45,160 She kind of half-moans and then rubs her feet together an equal number oftimes. 1195 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:48,960 Itjust kills me. 1196 01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:51,440 Believe me, I mean, l could do a top-five-things about her that drive me crazy... 1197 01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:54,560 but itīsjust your garden variety women, you know, schizo stuff... 1198 01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:58,280 and thatīs the kind ofthinking that got me here. 1199 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:06,160 - Look out! - Damn! You maggots! 1200 01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:08,240 Whoa, whoa! Toss it, man! 1201 01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:11,120 - Youīre pretty when youīre angry. - Shit! 1202 01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:17,600 - Hey, Rob, Laura called. - Really? 1203 01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:21,560 Whatyougonna do 1204 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:26,080 The manīsgone out togetyou 1205 01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:29,000 Howyougonna know 1206 01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:32,040 - What is this? - ltīs Vince and Justin. 1207 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,760 - Whoīs Vince and Justin? - ltīs those little skate fuckers. 1208 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:37,320 - No way. - Way. 1209 01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:40,160 Itīs really... 1210 01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:43,800 Itīs really fuckinī good. 1211 01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:51,000 Hey, do you guys know Vince and Justin, the guys that come in my store? 1212 01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:53,560 - Yeah, theyīre right over there, man. - Thanks. - No problem. 1213 01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:57,520 - Quit smoking. I'm telling you should... - Hey! Your tape. 1214 01:18:57,640 --> 01:19:01,000 - ltīs good. - I know. We made it. - ltīs all right. Thankyou. 1215 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:04,880 I mean, itīs rough, but, unbelievably, it shows promise. 1216 01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:07,320 I'll put out your record. 1217 01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:10,240 Any profits we split down the middle after I recoup expenses, okay? 1218 01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:14,520 Recoup expenses? Man, youīre gonna recoup a big, fat Mercedes is what youīre gonna do. 1219 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,520 - Weīre not there yet,Justin. - I'm Vince. 1220 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,440 Whatever. Whatīs the name ofyour band? 1221 01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:21,640 - Uh, the Kinky Wizards. - Nice. 1222 01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,800 Whatīs the name ofyour label? 1223 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:25,920 Top Five Records. 1224 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,880 What was that? You just told them youīre gonna put out a record with them? 1225 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,720 Yeah. So what? You said yourselfthose guys were good. What are you getting hot about? 1226 01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:35,360 Well, itjust seems that you think it would be wiser to start a record label... 1227 01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:38,760 by putting out a record with business-crippling Nazi youth shoplifters... 1228 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:41,960 than with someone you know in your bitter, jealous heart is a musical visionary, thatīs all. 1229 01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:45,040 Yeah, what do your songs sound like? Sex Pistols? Nirvana? Pop Abrams and the Smurfs? 1230 01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:47,480 You know what? You wouldnīt be familiar with our immediate influences. 1231 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:51,720 - Try me. - Theyīre mostly German. - Kraftwerk? Falco? Hasselhoff? 1232 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:53,680 Hey. You called? 1233 01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:58,600 Fuckinī asshole. 1234 01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:04,240 - Laura, are you all right? - My dad... 1235 01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:07,720 My dad died. 1236 01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:19,200 - Whatīs up? - Lauraīs dad died. 1237 01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:21,160 Oh, drag. 1238 01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:24,800 I'm sorry, Rob. 1239 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:30,920 Hey, top five songs about death. 1240 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,520 A Lauraīs dad tribute list. 1241 01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:36,960 Okay? Okay. 1242 01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:39,280 "Leader OfThe Pack". 1243 01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:42,840 The guy fuckinī beefs it on his motorcycle and dies, right? 1244 01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:45,040 "Dead Manīs Curve". Jan and Dean. 1245 01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:48,760 Do you know that right after they recorded that song, Jan himself, um, crashed his... 1246 01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,720 - lt was Dean, you fuckinī idiot. - lt wasJan. 1247 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:53,200 - lt was a long time after the song... - Okay, whatever. 1248 01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:55,960 "Tell Laura I Love Her". That would bring the house down. 1249 01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:58,520 Lauraīs mom could sing it. 1250 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:00,520 - You know what I'd want? - Huh? 1251 01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:03,160 "One Step Beyond" by Madness. 1252 01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,960 No, no, no, no, no. Wh-When are you going home? 1253 01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:09,160 In a minute, when I get it together. 1254 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:11,280 And, uh, "You Canīt Always Get What You Want". 1255 01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:14,920 No, immediate disqualification because of its involvement with The Big Chill. 1256 01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:16,600 Oh, God, youīre right. 1257 01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:20,000 Um, Mom wants you to come to the funeral. 1258 01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:24,360 - Oh. Me? - Yeah,'cause my dad really likedyou, and... 1259 01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:27,680 Mom never told him weīd split, because he wasnīt up to it. 1260 01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:29,800 "Wreck OfThe EdmundFitzgerald. " Uh, Gordon Lightfoot. 1261 01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:32,160 Bastard. Thatīs so good. That should have been mine. 1262 01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:34,800 Do you, uh... Do you want me there? 1263 01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:37,680 I donīt care, as long as you donīt expect me to hold your hand. 1264 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,600 - ls Ray going? - No! 1265 01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:45,800 The night Laura's daddy died 1266 01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:49,200 Sha-na-na, na-na-na na-na-na-na-na 1267 01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:50,760 Brother, what a night it really was 1268 01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:53,480 Mother, what a night it really... Anginaīs tough 1269 01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:55,440 Glorybe 1270 01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:57,440 Brother, what a night it really was 1271 01:21:57,560 --> 01:22:00,920 Brother, what a night Anginaīs tough... 1272 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:05,360 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name. 1273 01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:09,040 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done... 1274 01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:11,520 - on Earth as it is in heaven. - Songs at my funeral: 1275 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:14,080 - Bless this day... - "Many Rivers To Cross" byJimmy Cliff. 1276 01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,080 "Angel" by Aretha Franklin... 1277 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:20,080 and I've always had this fantasy that some beautiful, tearful woman will insist on... 1278 01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:23,720 "Youīre The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me" by Gladys Knight. 1279 01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:27,320 - But who would that woman be? - Amen. 1280 01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:00,520 - Hey,Jo. - Hi, Liz. - Hey. 1281 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:03,920 - How are you doing? - I'm all right, I suppose. 1282 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:07,880 Momīs not too bad. But Laura... I donīt know. 1283 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:12,120 Yeah, well, sheīs had a rough time of it already without this. 1284 01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:15,680 Itīsjust so hard when you put all ofyour efforts into one area ofyour life... 1285 01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:19,320 and it doesnīt work out. 1286 01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:23,040 Donīt mind me. Really. ltīs no problem. Just pretend like youīre talking about someone else. ltīs okay. 1287 01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:28,960 Well, in fact, we are talking about someone else. Weīre talking about Laura. 1288 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:31,200 - Oh. - Oh? 1289 01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:33,520 Donīt fuckinī say "oh" like that to me, Liz. 1290 01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:36,560 I'm really sorry,Jo. Look, l can either stick up for myself... 1291 01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:39,200 or I can believe everything you say about me and end up hating myself. 1292 01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:41,160 But thatīs not much ofa life, is it? Huh? 1293 01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:44,800 - I mean... - Do you think this is really the time to be talking about... 1294 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:48,000 Just because itīs never the time, Liz? l canīt go on apologizing my whole life. 1295 01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:50,680 I thinkjust the once would do! 1296 01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:58,720 - I'm very sorry, Laura. - Thanks for coming. 1297 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:01,080 I'm so sorry, Laura. 1298 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:04,600 Thank you. I appreciate that. 1299 01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:07,880 Iaura, I'm sorry. 1300 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:28,080 Most ofthe time 1301 01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:32,560 I'm clear-focusedallaround 1302 01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:35,600 Most ofthe time 1303 01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:38,920 Ican keep both feet on theground 1304 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:43,080 Ican followthepath 1305 01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:46,480 Ican readthesign 1306 01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:51,480 Stay right with it when the roadunwinds 1307 01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,440 Ican handle whatever 1308 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,800 Istumble upon 1309 01:24:57,880 --> 01:25:02,480 Idonīt even noticesheīsgone 1310 01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:06,000 - I can see now I never really committed to Laura. - Most ofthe time 1311 01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:09,160 I always had one foot out the door... 1312 01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:11,800 and that prevented me from doing a lot ofthings... 1313 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:15,000 like thinking about my future and... 1314 01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:18,600 - I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing. - Most ofthe time 1315 01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:22,320 - Keep my options open. - ltīs well understood 1316 01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:24,600 - And thatīs suicide. - Most ofthe time 1317 01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:29,960 - By tiny, tiny increments. - I wouldn't change it iflcould 1318 01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:33,560 Ican make it allmatch up 1319 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:36,560 Ican holdmy own 1320 01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:39,840 Ican deal with thesituation 1321 01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:42,000 Right down to the bone 1322 01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:46,160 Ican survive andlcan endure 1323 01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:51,640 Hell, ldonīt even think 1324 01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:54,320 About her 1325 01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:56,040 Most ofthe time 1326 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:02,280 Are you gonna lie in that flower bed all night? 1327 01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:08,200 No. 1328 01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:11,160 - Youīre soaking. - Yeah. 1329 01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:12,960 Youīre also an idiot. 1330 01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:20,560 - Look, Laura, I'm really sorry. - Thankyou. I appreciate it. 1331 01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:23,400 Why donīt you just get back, and I'm just gonna wait here for the bus. 1332 01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:27,480 No, I donīt want to be there. When I saw you leave, l used it as an excuse to get out. 1333 01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:33,560 - ls there anything I can do? - Come on. 1334 01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:37,920 - Where? - I'll show you. Letīs go. 1335 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:39,400 Right. 1336 01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:55,240 Dad used to bring us here when we were kids. 1337 01:26:57,920 --> 01:27:01,360 Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me? 1338 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:07,760 īCause I want to feel something else than this. 1339 01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:11,560 Itīs either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fi re. 1340 01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:17,160 Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm. 1341 01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:21,320 No. I only have a few left. I've been saving them for later. 1342 01:27:21,440 --> 01:27:25,320 Right. ltīll have to be sex then. 1343 01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:28,880 Right. Right. 1344 01:27:30,160 --> 01:27:32,760 I knew there was a reason l wore a skirt today. 1345 01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:36,680 -Just stay there. - Okay. 1346 01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:53,560 - Hi. - Hi. 1347 01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:57,960 It doesnīt seem so long ago that I looked at you from here. 1348 01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:35,920 Hey, go be with your mom. 1349 01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:39,080 I'm too tired. 1350 01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:42,320 I'm too tired not to be with you. 1351 01:28:47,960 --> 01:28:50,520 Well, so ifyou had a bit more energy, weīd stay split up? 1352 01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:55,120 But things being as they are, with you being wiped out and all, you wanna get back together? 1353 01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:58,600 - ls that it? - Yeah. 1354 01:29:03,320 --> 01:29:05,840 What about lan? 1355 01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:08,360 Well, Rayīs a disaster. 1356 01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:11,480 Iook... 1357 01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:14,280 I know itīs not very romantic, Rob. 1358 01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:18,520 But there will be romance again at some stage, I'm sure. l... 1359 01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:21,520 - I just... - So thatīs it? 1360 01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:25,400 Well, youīve made it clear you want me back, so... 1361 01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:29,040 Look, um, we can talk about it later if-ifyou want to. 1362 01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:32,080 Right now, l... I just... 1363 01:29:34,440 --> 01:29:37,480 Right now, I just want to go home with you. 1364 01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:41,200 Okay. 1365 01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:44,200 So, yeah. 1366 01:29:57,920 --> 01:30:01,800 And so we got back together, and it was great. 1367 01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:04,080 She moved all her stuff back in, all at once. 1368 01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:07,840 - So when exactly did you decide to get back with me exactly? - I'm not telling you. 1369 01:30:07,920 --> 01:30:12,440 - See, thatīs not... not a nice way to play at all. Thatīs not... - The betteryou look 1370 01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:16,080 - We went out to dinner every night. - The more I wantyou 1371 01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:17,040 What else? 1372 01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:20,360 - Whenyou turn onyoursmile - We stayed in and made love all the time. 1373 01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:23,920 - lfeelmy heartgo wild - We talked about the future. 1374 01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:27,080 - lmportant stuff. lssues. - I'm like a child with 1375 01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:29,800 -A brandnewtoy - How can you like Art Garfunkel and Marvin Gaye? 1376 01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:32,200 Thatīs like saying you support the lsraelis and the Palestinians. 1377 01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:34,680 No, itīs not like saying that at all actually, Rob. 1378 01:30:34,800 --> 01:30:36,920 Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records. 1379 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:39,360 Made. Made. Marvin Gayeīs dead. His father shot him. 1380 01:30:39,480 --> 01:30:44,680 You could say it was everything l ever wanted really. 1381 01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:45,960 - Marvin Gaye! - I know. 1382 01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:47,920 "Letīs Get lt On". Thatīs our song! 1383 01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:49,760 Marvin Gaye is responsible for our entire relationship. 1384 01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:52,080 Oh, is that so? I'd like a word with him then. 1385 01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:55,400 It was everything l ever wanted... 1386 01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:58,320 except for some fuckinī reason... 1387 01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:02,440 this... 1388 01:31:09,880 --> 01:31:12,000 Excuse me. ls this Stereolab? 1389 01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:15,320 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 1390 01:31:15,440 --> 01:31:17,640 I havenīt heard this one. ltīs really good. 1391 01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:20,040 Yeah, I know. 1392 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:24,200 - Are you Bob? - Rob. 1393 01:31:24,280 --> 01:31:27,080 Oh, right. Yeah, Rob. You used to deejay. 1394 01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:30,120 I used to go to the Doubledoor to hearyou spin. 1395 01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:33,160 You were unbelievable. 1396 01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:35,680 - Really? - I'm Caroline. 1397 01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:37,640 Hi. 1398 01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:41,040 - What do you do? - I work for the Reader. l write a music column. 1399 01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:44,560 Youīre Caroline Fortis? l read your column. 1400 01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:46,920 - ltīs great. You really know what youīre talking about. - Thanks. 1401 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:49,120 - Rob, phone. - Can you take a message? 1402 01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:51,200 Itīs your girlfriend. 1403 01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:56,120 Excuse me. 1404 01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:02,840 Hey. 1405 01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:17,960 Hey, what the fuck is this? 1406 01:32:19,280 --> 01:32:21,720 - Talk to your woman. - lt was her idea. 1407 01:32:21,840 --> 01:32:24,880 Crumbsbusted Pass thepopcorn aslkick... 1408 01:32:24,960 --> 01:32:27,400 Laura! 1409 01:32:27,480 --> 01:32:29,200 "Dance music for old people"? 1410 01:32:29,280 --> 01:32:32,800 Itīs an idea I had when I was with, um, lan... 1411 01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:36,960 and I thought it was such a good one that I was really annoyed we werenīt together any more. 1412 01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:39,000 - lt may be why I came back. - A record release party? 1413 01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:40,840 What if I was doing something that canīt be cancelled? 1414 01:32:40,920 --> 01:32:43,360 - Rob, what are you ever doing that canīt be cancelled? - Thatīs not the point! 1415 01:32:43,480 --> 01:32:47,160 - The single cannot be done in time. l mean, thereīs a million things! - ltīll be done. 1416 01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:49,760 Oh, guess what. Barry said his band will play a set. 1417 01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:52,880 Barry is playing at this thing? 1418 01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:58,280 Fucking, what are you... Are you insane? 1419 01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:00,800 - Barry, I'll give... I'll give you ten percent ofthe door ifyou donīt play. - No! 1420 01:33:00,920 --> 01:33:02,960 Rob, weīre getting that anyway. 1421 01:33:03,080 --> 01:33:06,280 - Twenty. Twenty percent. - No! Come on, Rob. We need the gig. 1422 01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:11,280 A hundred and ten percent. Thatīs how much it means to me not to hearyou play. 1423 01:33:11,360 --> 01:33:14,480 - Rob, weīre called Sonic Death Monkey. - Sonic Death Monkey? 1424 01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:17,640 Yeah. And if Laura and her bourgeois lawyer friends canīt handle it, fuck them. 1425 01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:21,720 Let'em riot. Weīre Sonic fucking Death Monkey. 1426 01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:25,240 Let me get this straight. We made the CD with you. 1427 01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:30,160 Now your friends and your girlfriend are throwing some kind ofcelebration party or something... 1428 01:33:30,280 --> 01:33:32,880 and youīre asking us not to come to the party? 1429 01:33:32,960 --> 01:33:35,080 Exactly. 1430 01:33:35,160 --> 01:33:38,280 I donīt know, dude. Thatjust seems kind ofstupid. 1431 01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:42,760 Itīsjust the whole thing isjust blown way out of proportion. 1432 01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:45,600 Itīsjust a three-song CD. ltīs a single. 1433 01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:47,920 Itīsjust... ltīs not a big deal. 1434 01:33:49,360 --> 01:33:52,800 Itīsjust that youīre making something. 1435 01:33:52,880 --> 01:33:55,680 You, the critic, the professional appreciator... 1436 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:57,640 put something new into the world... 1437 01:33:57,760 --> 01:34:01,960 and the second one ofthose things gets sold to someone, youīre officially a part of it. 1438 01:34:02,080 --> 01:34:04,280 Congratulations, Rob. 1439 01:34:07,360 --> 01:34:10,880 You know, I guess I think I've always been a professional critic... 1440 01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:14,280 you know, or some sort of professional appreciator or something. 1441 01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:16,960 And I just wanted to, you know, do something new... 1442 01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:18,920 put something new out into the world... 1443 01:34:19,040 --> 01:34:20,840 you know, kind of really put my money where my mouth is. 1444 01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:24,200 Yeah. Wow. I would... You know, l wouldlove to hearthem. 1445 01:34:24,320 --> 01:34:27,760 - Why donīt I send it over to you when itīs, uh, done? - Really? 1446 01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:31,040 - I will look forward to that. - I will look forward to sending it. 1447 01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:34,200 - You know, we should get back to the interview. - Sure, yeah. 1448 01:34:34,320 --> 01:34:39,520 Okay. What are your all-time top five favourite records? 1449 01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:43,000 In a club or at home? 1450 01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:48,360 Listen. I'll tell you what. Why donīt I just make you a tape? 1451 01:34:51,240 --> 01:34:54,760 Now, the making ofa good compilation tape is a very subtle art. 1452 01:34:54,880 --> 01:34:56,840 Many doīs and donīts. 1453 01:34:56,920 --> 01:34:59,880 First ofall, youīre using someone elseīs poetry to express how you feel. 1454 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:02,640 This is a delicate thing. 1455 01:35:02,720 --> 01:35:05,360 So, for this one, I'm thinking... 1456 01:35:07,120 --> 01:35:09,000 I'm thinking... 1457 01:35:10,680 --> 01:35:12,560 When is this gonna stop? 1458 01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:14,480 Whenīs what gonna stop? 1459 01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:16,480 Uh, nothinī. 1460 01:35:20,120 --> 01:35:22,080 Whoīs the tape for? 1461 01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:27,080 Just some girl who interviewed me for the Reader. 1462 01:35:36,600 --> 01:35:39,720 So what am I gonna do now? Just keep jumping from rock to rock... 1463 01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:43,000 for the rest of my life until there arenīt any rocks left? 1464 01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:46,080 Should I bolt every time l get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? 1465 01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:49,400 I've been thinking with my gut since I was 1 4 years old... 1466 01:35:49,480 --> 01:35:54,240 and, frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains. 1467 01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:04,600 Hi. A drinking lunch on a school day. 1468 01:36:04,680 --> 01:36:07,040 Thatīs a nice surprise. 1469 01:36:12,680 --> 01:36:16,440 - Are you nervous about tomorrow night? - Not really, no. 1470 01:36:18,920 --> 01:36:22,040 Well, um, are you gonna talk to me, or shall I get my paper out? 1471 01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:25,480 - No, no, I'm gonna talk to you. - Great. What are you gonna talk to me about? 1472 01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:29,440 Um, I'm gonna talk to you about whether or not... 1473 01:36:31,840 --> 01:36:34,360 you want to get married to me. 1474 01:36:36,920 --> 01:36:39,040 - I'm serious. - Yes, I know. 1475 01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:41,440 Well, thanks a fucking bunch. 1476 01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:44,000 I'm sorry, but two days ago you were making tapes... 1477 01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:46,280 - for that girl from The Reader. - Yeah. 1478 01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:49,320 Well, forgive me if I donīt think ofyou as the worldīs safest bet. 1479 01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:51,960 Would you marry me if I was? 1480 01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:54,760 - What brought all this on? - I donīt know. 1481 01:36:54,880 --> 01:36:57,320 - I'm just sick ofthinking about it all the time. - About what? 1482 01:36:57,400 --> 01:37:02,920 This stuff. Love and settling down and marriage, you know? 1483 01:37:03,000 --> 01:37:06,040 I want to think about something else. 1484 01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:08,040 I changed my mind. 1485 01:37:08,160 --> 01:37:10,440 Thatīs the most romantic thing I've ever heard. 1486 01:37:10,560 --> 01:37:12,600 - I do. I will. -Just shut up, please. 1487 01:37:12,720 --> 01:37:15,440 I'm trying to explain, okay? 1488 01:37:15,520 --> 01:37:18,240 That other girl, or other women, whatever... 1489 01:37:18,320 --> 01:37:22,360 I mean, I was thinking that theyīrejust fantasies. 1490 01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:26,600 You know? And they always seem really great... 1491 01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:29,760 because thereīs never any problems. 1492 01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:32,400 And ifthere are, theyīre cute problems like... 1493 01:37:32,480 --> 01:37:34,360 you know, we bought each other the same Christmas present... 1494 01:37:34,480 --> 01:37:37,360 or she wants to go see a movie that I've already seen, you know? 1495 01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:40,160 And then I come home, and you and I have real problems... 1496 01:37:40,280 --> 01:37:43,480 and you donīt even want to see the movie I want to see, period. 1497 01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:45,600 - Thereīs no lingerie and... - I have lingerie. 1498 01:37:45,720 --> 01:37:48,920 Yes, you do. You have great lingerie, but you also have the cotton underwear... 1499 01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:53,880 thatīs been washed a thousand times, and itīs hanging on the thing and... 1500 01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:57,000 A-And they have it too. ltīsjust I donīt have to see it because itīs not in the fantasy. 1501 01:37:57,080 --> 01:37:59,440 Do you understand? 1502 01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:02,040 I'm tired ofthe fantasy... 1503 01:38:02,120 --> 01:38:04,720 because it doesnīt really exist. 1504 01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:08,480 And there are never really any surprises, and it never really... 1505 01:38:08,560 --> 01:38:10,840 - Delivers? - Delivers. 1506 01:38:10,920 --> 01:38:14,200 Right. And I'm tired of it. 1507 01:38:16,400 --> 01:38:19,200 And I'm tired ofeverything else, for that matter. 1508 01:38:20,880 --> 01:38:23,400 But I donīt ever seem to get tired ofyou. 1509 01:38:23,480 --> 01:38:25,440 So... 1510 01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:27,600 I think I know what you mean. 1511 01:38:29,040 --> 01:38:32,080 But were you really expecting me to say yes? 1512 01:38:33,600 --> 01:38:37,120 I donīt know. l didnīt think about it really. 1513 01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:41,440 I thought asking was the important part. 1514 01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:47,320 Well, youīve asked. Thankyou. 1515 01:39:07,080 --> 01:39:10,120 -All right! -Uh, thanks for coming out here tonight. 1516 01:39:10,200 --> 01:39:13,240 That wasjust a little bit of "l Sold My Momīs Wheelchair..". 1517 01:39:13,360 --> 01:39:15,400 the title track from the album ofsame name... 1518 01:39:15,520 --> 01:39:18,320 the record weīre having this record release party for. 1519 01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:21,920 The two burgeoning criminals behind this opus are standing by the bar. 1520 01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:25,320 Theyīre underage, and weīll lose our liquor license... 1521 01:39:30,520 --> 01:39:32,880 But weīll get to them in a moment. 1522 01:39:32,960 --> 01:39:36,240 First, I have to introduce a band, so please donīt leave... 1523 01:39:36,320 --> 01:39:40,080 until after they fi nish and we play the record. 1524 01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:43,280 Right now, itīs my great, great pleasure... 1525 01:39:43,400 --> 01:39:47,680 to introduce Sonic Death Monkey. 1526 01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:56,720 I'm an idiot. I shouldīve played the whole album fi rst. 1527 01:39:56,800 --> 01:39:58,680 - These people are gonna burn the place down. - No, no, itīs gonna be fi ne. 1528 01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:02,480 Itīs gonna be fi ne. These people are ready for anything. 1529 01:40:02,600 --> 01:40:05,560 - ltīs gonna be fi ne. Watch. - Thankyou. 1530 01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:08,800 Youīre too kind. Rob, thankyou for the enthusiastic intro... 1531 01:40:08,880 --> 01:40:11,080 but weīre no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. 1532 01:40:11,160 --> 01:40:15,360 Uh, weīre on the verge of being called, uh, Kathleen Turner Overdrive. 1533 01:40:15,440 --> 01:40:18,000 However, this evening we will be BarryJive... 1534 01:40:18,080 --> 01:40:20,960 and the Uptown Five. 1535 01:40:24,920 --> 01:40:29,120 Ibeen really tryin', baby 1536 01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:32,280 To hold on to this feeling 1537 01:40:32,360 --> 01:40:35,240 Forso long 1538 01:40:35,320 --> 01:40:37,680 Andifyou feel 1539 01:40:37,760 --> 01:40:41,040 Like lfeel, sugar, come on 1540 01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:44,600 Ohhh, come on, oooh 1541 01:40:44,680 --> 01:40:47,280 Letīsget it on 1542 01:40:50,280 --> 01:40:52,720 Letīsget it on 1543 01:40:52,800 --> 01:40:54,680 Letīs love, sugar 1544 01:40:56,040 --> 01:40:59,160 Letīsget it on 1545 01:40:59,280 --> 01:41:01,480 Sugar 1546 01:41:01,600 --> 01:41:04,400 Letīsget it on 1547 01:41:04,480 --> 01:41:07,440 Whoo-ooh-ooh 1548 01:41:09,200 --> 01:41:12,800 We are allsensitivepeople 1549 01:41:12,880 --> 01:41:15,000 With so much togive 1550 01:41:16,280 --> 01:41:19,240 Understanding, sugar 1551 01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:23,240 Since we got to be 1552 01:41:24,520 --> 01:41:27,400 Letīs live 1553 01:41:27,520 --> 01:41:29,560 Iloveyou 1554 01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:34,720 Thereīs nothin' wrong 1555 01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:37,080 With me lovingyou 1556 01:41:41,040 --> 01:41:44,000 Andgivingyourselfto me 1557 01:41:44,080 --> 01:41:46,200 Couldneverbe wrong 1558 01:41:46,320 --> 01:41:50,440 Ifthe love is true, oh, baby 1559 01:41:54,560 --> 01:41:58,440 Donītyou know howsweet and wonderful 1560 01:41:58,520 --> 01:42:01,960 - Life can be - The making ofa great compilation tape... 1561 01:42:02,080 --> 01:42:05,520 like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. 1562 01:42:05,600 --> 01:42:07,960 You gotta kick it off with a killer to grab attention. 1563 01:42:08,040 --> 01:42:11,320 Then you gotta take it up a notch, but you donīt want to blow your wad. 1564 01:42:11,400 --> 01:42:15,680 So then you gotta cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules. 1565 01:42:16,520 --> 01:42:18,640 Anyway, I've started to make a tape... 1566 01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:21,920 - Hereīs thesongs that meet ourears - in my head for Laura. 1567 01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:23,920 -Andsights oureyes behold - Full ofstuff sheīd like. 1568 01:42:24,040 --> 01:42:26,000 Full ofstuff thatīd make her happy. 1569 01:42:26,120 --> 01:42:28,920 Weīll open up ourmerging hearts 1570 01:42:29,000 --> 01:42:34,000 - For the fi rst time, l can sort ofsee how thatīs done. -Andsee ouremptysouls 1571 01:42:36,160 --> 01:42:39,520 Ibelieve when lfallin love withyou 1572 01:42:39,640 --> 01:42:43,320 It willbe forever 1573 01:42:43,440 --> 01:42:46,400 Ibelieve when lfallin love 1574 01:42:46,520 --> 01:42:50,480 This time it willbe forever 1575 01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:54,440 Without despair 1576 01:42:54,520 --> 01:42:57,160 We willshare 1577 01:42:57,240 --> 01:42:59,880 Andthejoys ofcaring 1578 01:42:59,960 --> 01:43:04,640 Willnot be replaced 1579 01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:09,120 What hasbeen 1580 01:43:09,200 --> 01:43:12,160 Must neverend 1581 01:43:12,280 --> 01:43:15,640 And with thestrength we have 1582 01:43:15,720 --> 01:43:20,080 Wonīt be erased 1583 01:43:20,160 --> 01:43:24,200 When the truth oflove areplannedandfirm 1584 01:43:24,280 --> 01:43:27,720 They wonīt be hard to find 1585 01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:31,760 Andthe words oflove lspeak toyou 1586 01:43:31,880 --> 01:43:35,320 Will echo in my mind 1587 01:43:38,040 --> 01:43:41,560 Ibelieve when lfallin love withyou 1588 01:43:41,680 --> 01:43:43,960 It willbe forever 1589 01:43:45,720 --> 01:43:49,160 Ibelieve when lfallin love this time 1590 01:43:49,280 --> 01:43:52,400 It willbe forever, ever 1591 01:43:52,520 --> 01:43:57,600 Ever, ever, ever, ever 1592 01:43:58,880 --> 01:44:02,240 Ibelieve when lfallin love withyou 1593 01:44:02,360 --> 01:44:05,000 It willbe forever 1594 01:44:06,360 --> 01:44:09,880 Ibelieve when lfallin love withyou 1595 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:13,520 It willbe forever, ever, ever 1596 01:44:13,600 --> 01:44:17,360 Ibelieve when lfallin love withyou 1597 01:44:17,480 --> 01:44:21,160 It willbe forever, ever 1598 01:44:21,240 --> 01:44:24,840 Ibelieve when lfallin love withyou 1599 01:44:24,960 --> 01:44:28,640 It willbe forever 1600 01:44:28,760 --> 01:44:32,200 Ibelieve when lfallin love withyou 1601 01:44:32,320 --> 01:44:35,600 It willbe forever 1602 01:44:35,720 --> 01:44:38,840 - Godanswered - lbelieve when lfallin love 1603 01:44:38,960 --> 01:44:42,400 - Myprayer - Withyou it willbe forever 1604 01:44:42,520 --> 01:44:47,880 - Godansweredmyprayer - lbelieve when lfallin love withyou 1605 01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:50,520 - lt willbe forever - Oh, baby 1606 01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:06,760 Well, ljustgot out my little redbook 1607 01:45:06,840 --> 01:45:09,280 The minute thatyousaidgoodbye 1608 01:45:11,480 --> 01:45:13,680 Ithumbedright through my little redbook 1609 01:45:13,800 --> 01:45:16,000 I wasn't gonna sit andcry 1610 01:45:16,080 --> 01:45:19,200 Andl went fromA toZ 1611 01:45:19,320 --> 01:45:23,200 Itook out everyprettygirlin town 1612 01:45:23,320 --> 01:45:27,280 They danced with me andaslheld them 1613 01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:29,600 Allldid was talk aboutyou 1614 01:45:29,720 --> 01:45:32,000 Hearyourname andI'dstart to cry 1615 01:45:32,120 --> 01:45:35,720 Thereīsjust nogetting overyou 1616 01:45:35,800 --> 01:45:38,440 Oh, no 1617 01:45:38,520 --> 01:45:41,120 There ain't nogirl in my little redbook 1618 01:45:41,200 --> 01:45:44,160 Who could everreplaceyourcharms 1619 01:45:45,760 --> 01:45:48,120 Andeachgirlin my little redbook 1620 01:45:48,200 --> 01:45:50,560 Knowsyouīre the one I'm thinking of 1621 01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:53,800 Oh, wonītyouplease come back 1622 01:45:53,920 --> 01:45:57,600 Withoutyourprecious love lcanīt go on 1623 01:45:57,680 --> 01:46:01,640 Where can love be, lneedyouso much 1624 01:46:01,760 --> 01:46:03,880 Allldid was talk, talk aboutyou 1625 01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:06,280 Hearyourname andI'dstart to cry 1626 01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:10,120 Thereīsjust nogetting overyou 1627 01:46:10,200 --> 01:46:12,840 Oh, no 1628 01:46:18,040 --> 01:46:21,320 Oh, wonīt you please come back 1629 01:46:21,400 --> 01:46:25,360 Without your precious love l canīt go on 1630 01:46:25,440 --> 01:46:29,120 Itīs haunting me, l need you so much 1631 01:46:29,240 --> 01:46:31,680 Allldid was talk, talk about you 1632 01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:33,840 Hear your name and I'dstart to cry 1633 01:46:33,960 --> 01:46:38,160 Thereīsjust no getting over you 1634 01:46:38,280 --> 01:46:40,720 Allldid was talk, talk aboutyou 1635 01:46:40,800 --> 01:46:42,840 Hear your name and, oh, I'd start to cry 1636 01:46:42,920 --> 01:46:46,600 Thereīs just no getting over you 1637 01:46:46,720 --> 01:46:49,360 Oh, no