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This product really works.

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Not only does it clean
and condition the hair,

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it sets the hair as well by getting
deep down into the root system.

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Each blade
has been authenticated...

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by an actual 13th-century
Japanese warlord's direct descendent.

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We are talking
a 42-inch razor blade, folks.

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l personally have cut myself
numerous times. [ Yells ]

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Money is a living,
breathing thing, Geri.

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lf you disrespect money,
its feelings get hurt...

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and it will leave you
just like your two husbands did.

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When you are down,
your money is sad.

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And when you are strong,
your money is very, very happy.

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No fear.

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No panic.
Just be myself.

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Just be myself.

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l'm ready.

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l'm prepared.

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The new guy's
gonna like me...

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- 'cause l'm a skilled
and confident profession--
- [ Knock At Door ]

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- Mr Rick, you--
- Thank you.

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Appreciate it.
Thank you, honey.

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Good, better, best. Never let it rest
until your good is better...

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and your better is best.

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And then, you know,
when crucial decisions are made...

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people get left behind.

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We're the future. Listen. lt reminds
me of a story in my personal life.

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ln the early '60s, my father
was in the eyeglass business.

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And one day,
my uncle, uh, comes to him...

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and he says,
Leo, we gotta make a change.

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The future is in Plexiglas.'

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My father said, Plexiglas is crap,
and l'm not gonna sell it.

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And he didn't, and you know what
happened? The public wanted it.

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My uncle got into Plexi,
made a fortune.

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My dad, he hurled himself out
the 17th-floor window of his office.

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lf it'd been Plexiglas,
he'd still be here. l'll hold.

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Hi. Of course, l'm kidding.
l'm pretty sure my dad's still alive.

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The point is: Don't be like him.
Don't miss the boat.

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Come on.
Sell your product on our channel.

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ln 6 months, if you still don't
like us, we call it quits--

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Of course it makes sense.
l know it is.

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- Great. And your stockholders
won't regret it.
- lt's bulletproof.

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Fire!

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[ Screams ]

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Ricky, these eye massagers,
what do ya think, huh?

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What is that, the white mask of Zorro?
You're spookin' me out.

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- Ricky. Ricky. Great.
- Hey, Al!

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- How've you been?
- Good, good, good.

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- Look, l wanted to show you these mats.
- l've seen those. No, thank you.

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- These are different. They're doormats.
- l've seen them.

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- They're made to look like grass.
Got it. Don't want it. Thank you.
- Okay.

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Tim George has offered me
a good price over at QVC.

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Okay, lemme see, lemme see.
What's the gimmick? Give me the thing.

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- lt works for all four seasons.
- Yeah?

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This one is summer.
Autumn.

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- Spring.
- Look like kids did this.

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- Winter. Huh?
- Oh, look at that.

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We call it the Four Seasons Pad.
lt's educational.

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- Educational? That's not
gonna get me to buy them.
- Tim George wants 100,000.

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That gets me to buy 'em.
Okay, come up with a name
other than the Four Seasons Pad.

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That sounds like a sanitary napkin,
or l don't know what.

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And call me later,
and we'll work out the details.

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- Can we work out the deal now,
in case later you're in, um--
- [ Man ] Hey, Ricky.

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- l know McBainbridge starts today.
- What, it's like l'm getting fired?

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- No, no! l did not--
- l'll give you a chop. Okay. Hey!

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Leave some here, and we'll get
what's-his-name-- the dog from Frasier--

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- Eddie. Great.
- Eddie to sell some
on his show tonight. Tonight.

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- Great. Thank you. Thank you.
- Call me up. Thank you.

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- Thank you.
- Okay. [ Gasps ]

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- Ladies! How many
lovely ladies can there be?
- Hey!

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Hey! Fresca. Mm!
How's my favourite foot model?

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- Great.
- You look so beautiful.
Let me see that foot.

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- What are we selling?
- Mood toe rings.

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[ Gasps ] Gimme the shoe. Take the shoe.
Take that. Oh, look at the--

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Oh! Oh!
This makes me happy.

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Look at the toes.
Like candies, like Red Hots.

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So succulent. Excuse me. Hello.
Want to know your emotions?

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Maybe some other time.
l know how l'm feeling today.

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- [ Ladies ] Ooh!
- Wait a minute.

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l don't know. Hang on.
Wait. Wait a second.

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You can't jump to a conclusion like
that. Let me do this. Let me do this.

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[ Clears Throat ]
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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Your pulse is a little fast.
Let me guess.

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You're feeling lost and like you could
use some help. Could l pitch in?

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Oh, that's funny. l was going
to say the same thing about you.

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- What, l look lost?
- No, that you need some help.

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Well, like maybe
a little help with your name.

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l've never seen you here before.
l'm sure l'd remember.

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- You're definitely
not one of the models.
- Oh, thank you.

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That's always nice to hear.

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- Oh, no, no.
Of course l meant you're very--
- Late.

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My name's Ricky, by the way.
What's your whole name again?

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l didn't give it to you.

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Mmm! [ Chuckling ]
Lay it on me. What have we got?

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- Tell me everything.
- James Brown is doing the show.

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Hi, everybody.
l'm Clarence Reynolds, here with
the Godfather of Soul, James Brown.

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- Welcome to GBSN. Welcome back.
- Ow! l feel good this morning.

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- Good to have you with us.
- lt's a groove bein' back with ya.

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- Now, you brought
the Soul Survival System.
- The only way out.

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lt's like a personal
security system.

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Now, how does it work,
just in case, God forbid,
there is a medical emergency?

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Okay. lf you fall down,
you mash the panic button.

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Help me! Help me! Good God!
Help me! Help me! Good God!

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- Help me! Help me! Good God!
- [ Chatter, Laughter ]

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ls it just me, but everything
he says is not entirely clear?

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- Thank you very much.
Phone, please. Okay.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

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- Now, is this all we've sold?
- Yep.

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- Ricky? Ricky.
- Yeah?

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- Jack Spencer on the phone for you.
- No. Tell him l'm busy.

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- He says it's important.
- [ James Brown ] Hit me! Ow!

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[ Clarence ] Oh, yeah.
That'll get you the help you need.

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- Here he comes.
- Thank you.

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Jack, hi! What a nice surpri-- Huh?
What-- What's the matter?

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Well-- Yeah.

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Well, n-- Th-That is--
That's an outrage.

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The bank said
everything was fine.

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These bastard people
with their computer screwups.

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l'm gonna call 'em right up and really
straighten this out. Thank you. Bye.

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Um, Barry. You need to move
some money from my savings to checking.

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The car payment bounced. And don't tell
me there's nothing left to transfer.

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[ Teeth Click ]

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[ Teeth Click ]
ls that what you were going
to tell me? ls that what that means?

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[ Sighs ]

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Sell some stock. Wow. l'm gonna have
to get the new guy to like me so much...

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he's gonna want to give me
the raise right away.

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You think that's
overly optimistic?

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Thirty seconds to air!

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- You are the best!
- Yeah!

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- Your stuff is the best!
- l can do it!

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- Now go in there and ram it
down their throats! Yeah!
- Yeah!

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l'm 67 years old.

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l've made love twice today.

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Why? Because l'm wearing
new Clam by Vonte.

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Clam is the mysterious
new fragrance from the sea.

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Clam works.

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lt can be yours
for just 22.72.

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[ Woman ]
Four easy payments.

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Oh! [ Clears Throat ]
Three times!

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Danny's been fastened
to the studio ceiling...

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using the patented
Cool Bond No-Heat Glue Gun.

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l wouldn't trust any other glue gun
with my grandson's life.

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- Should you?
- Uh-uh.

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- # Money #
- But, you know, based on
everything l've just said...

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l think you can see that it's pretty
obvious that a raise is kind of, uh...

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uh, kind of in order.

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Based on what you just said...

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l think it's pretty obvious
that a brain scan is in order.

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Hayman, things are not
clicking for you here.

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Your sales have been flat
for 27 months.

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N-No-- Well, l mean, that depends
on how you define flat.

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Stagnant, no growth, dead.

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Oh, flat. Fair enough,
but l'm sure you agree that
the product this year has been--

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lt's not what you sell!
lt's the selling itself.

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lt's about making people
feel they have to have it...

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when they don't
really want it.

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Hayman, l'm giving you two weeks
to get things moving, or you're history.

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[ Sighs ]

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Wait a second. First of all, two weeks--
You gotta give me more time than that.

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- Hold it! Hold it right there!
- Yep. Yep.

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Right there.

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Every day on my way to work...

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l pass a dozen guys
carrying signs.

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Homeless family.
Will work for food.

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Pathetic vet. God bless.
[ Chuckles ]

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There's nothing l can do
about them. The ACLU says they
have a right to stand there.

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So, fine,
let 'em stand there.

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But here, in my office,
in my own goddam office...

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l don't have to live with anybody
begging me for anything!

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You got it?

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Thanks for listening.

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My door is always open.

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Well, l told you...

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there was a meeting
at 3:00 on the dot.

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An hour late, there's a reason.
Fifteen minutes late shows...

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contempt,
disorganization, laziness.

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l had to kill
the entire marketing department.

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Took a little longer than l expected.
Hi. l'm Kate Newell.

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Of course you are.

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- This is Ricky Hayman.
- Oh!

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l've been reading
all about you.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Twenty-seven months of flatness.

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Boy, that's some sort of record.

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Kate is a media analyst.
She went to an lvy League school...

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learned all sorts
of fancy ways to sell things.

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l want her to work closely with you
for the next two weeks...

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and see if you can get sales
up eight percent.

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Eight... percent? Yeah.
Well, why not shoot for eight percent--

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Sit down.
Tell him the problems.

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Okay. There are two problems.

189
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One: The network has no identity.

190
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lf you put all of the shopping
channels together, there's
no way you can tell them apart.

191
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l know that if we can create
a clear, dynamic identity...

192
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along with
better sales techniques...

193
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we will quickly pull ahead
of our competitors and easily
reach our growth target.

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ldentity and sales techniques.
We have a meeting in an hour...

195
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with Scott Hawkes from New Vision
to come up with a more complete plan.

196
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Well, good.
Well, good.

197
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Vision, uh, is certainly good.

198
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And New Vision--
Wow. Newer?

199
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- [ Phone Rings ]
- [ Ricky ] Hello.

200
00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:48,552
[ Barry ] Theresa called
to confirm dinner at her place,
but Charlene also called--

201
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,672
- Barry. Barry, any business calls?
- Oh, um, no.

202
00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,718
- But Tim George is sitting
in McBainbridge's office--
- [ Static ]

203
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,155
- Later. Later.
- [ Pops ]

204
00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,111
- [ Tyre Squeals ]
- What's happening?

205
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Hang on. Blowout?

206
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,149
- This is just a great day for me...
- Okay, slow down.

207
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,549
just a great,
great day for me.

208
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:15,428
- When's the giant meteor
just gonna take me out, huh?
- [ Touch Tone Dialling ]

209
00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:18,154
- l-- l cannot--
- [ Busy Signal ]

210
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,590
We're in a dead spot.

211
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,671
Uh, this l know.

212
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,598
Hey, look at this.
ldeal. ldeal.

213
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Here, pop the trunk,
and we'll change it.

214
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Whoo! Aah!

215
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:05,437
- [ Car Horn Honks ]
- [ Laughter ]

216
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,796
- Loser! [ Shouts, Whoops ]
- [ Shouting, Laughing ]

217
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,519
Thanks for not using a can!

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l love cherry.

219
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,875
- [ Ricky ] Oh, don't do that, please.
- What are you talking about?

220
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l got it right down to a--
Hey, l said, don't do that.
l got it right down to--

221
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Ricky, you're supposed to lower the tyre
so you can tighten the lug nuts.

222
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,236
Katie, Katie, Katie,
l-l said don't do it.

223
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,476
l've got it right to the level
that l want it. l'm tightening the nut.

224
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:30,309
Okay, Mr Expert.
Okay, car mechanic, oh, extraordinaire.

225
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:33,557
l know--
Oh, man. Oh, man.

226
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,035
What a gal.
[ Grunts ]

227
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,596
Ricky.

228
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,357
- Ricky.
- What?

229
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:51,398
- Somebody's coming.
- What, Roadside Assistance?

230
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,432
l don't think so.

231
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,516
What?

232
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,234
Uh-oh. He's waving.
Don't wave back. Hey, hey!

233
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,237
- l said, don't wave back.
- What? How do you not wave back?

234
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,151
When somebody waves to you,
you wave back.

235
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,231
Not if you don't wanna acknowledge
that person. What are you talking about?

236
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,231
What's he gonna do?
He's wearing his pyjamas.

237
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,476
- He could be dangerous.
- How dangerous could he be?

238
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,273
- He kisses the ground, for God's sake.
- l rest my case.

239
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,830
- Nothing's interesting here.
Go about your business.
- Hello, two people!

240
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,598
- Hi! What?
- Kate! Hello?

241
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,472
- He's friendly?
- What are you doing?

242
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:25,036
- Are you in trouble
and in need of my help?
- Oh, no. Thank you. No, no.

243
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,276
- Oh, yes, you are.
- No, we're not. Stay there.

244
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,470
- l'm coming over there.
- No, thank you. Stay right there.

245
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,391
- Stay there! Stay there!
- You need my help.

246
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,354
- No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my God, no, no, no.
- Oh, my goodness.

247
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,113
- Go back!
- [ Both Chattering ]

248
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,749
See, l was right.
You do need my help.

249
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,035
- What do you think you're doing?
- What can l do to help you two?

250
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,957
- You're very kind, sir, really,
- Look at this.

251
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,799
- but everything's under control,
thank you very much.
- My name's G.

252
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,348
- l'm Kate. Hi. And this is--
- Hi. How are you?

253
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,795
- Robert. Didn't l say that?
- Ricky.

254
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,838
Robert Ricky.
Hi, Robert Ricky.

255
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,990
- Nice to meet you.
- lt's nice to meet you.

256
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,634
- Oh, it's such a--
such a treat. Take care.
- [ Chuckles ]

257
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,751
Would you mind if l ask
what G stands for?

258
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,758
Just G with a period, that's it.
That's my name-- G.

259
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,677
- l like that. Okay.
- Yes.

260
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,836
You have to excuse my appearance.
l know l'm a little sticky here.

261
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,315
When you walk down the road
looking like this, sometimes
people throw things at you.

262
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:17,154
- You wouldn't happen to have
a wet wipe, would you?
- Actually, l do.

263
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,589
l love a woman
that carries wet wipes.

264
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:25,274
- Mm, Premium Moist Towelettes,
my favourite.
- l carry them everywhere.

265
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,954
You do? That's your need to be
prepared, perfectly prepared.

266
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,877
Probably drove
your last boyfriend crazy.

267
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,912
What he didn't understand
is that deep down inside you
never really feel prepared.

268
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,156
That's why you're
always overprepared.

269
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,675
My God.
How did you know that?

270
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,588
Because he sees all and knows all?
[ Laughs ]

271
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:46,315
That was a good one. So, thank you
so much and good luck to you.

272
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,670
Sorry l couldn't be
of more help to you.

273
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,194
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no, you were wonderful,
and it was so nice meeting you.

274
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,795
- Oh, same here, Kate, wonderful.
Pleasure was all mine.
- Yeah.

275
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,558
- Nice meeting you, too, Robert Ricky.
- My pleasure.

276
00:14:56,680 --> 00:15:00,070
- May we give you a lift?
- Oh, no. l have to get back
to my pilgrimage.

277
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,192
- You sure?
- You heard the pilgrim.

278
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,111
- Very funny.
- Yeah, thanks.

279
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,760
- l really like you. Yes.
- l like you too.

280
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,677
- Kate.
- lt was so nice meeting you.

281
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,951
- lt was very special.
- Yeah. Thank you. Thanks again.

282
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,871
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.

283
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,758
- Now, watch out for the cars there.
- Careful!

284
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,035
[ Clears Throat ]

285
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,511
- Kate?
- What?

286
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,431
- Are you insane?
- What?

287
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,353
ls that what you do, offer guys
you meet on the highway rides?

288
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,790
- He offered us help.
- Oh, you're new to
this planet, aren't you?

289
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,598
- [ Engine Starts ]
- [ Laughing ]

290
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,840
- [ Squeals ]
- Oh, my God! [ Screams ]

291
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,838
[ Kate ]
Oh, my God.

292
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,516
- Ai-yi-yi.
- Oh, my God.

293
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,359
- Oh, my God. ls he all right?
- Give him air. Give him air.

294
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,908
- He's not conscious.
- Maybe he's meditating?

295
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,316
- Face down in the gravel?
- He was-- He was kissing
the ground before.

296
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,034
- Ricky, this is real.
- Wait a second. l didn't hit him.

297
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,470
- l know it. l stopped.
He must've, um, fainted.
- Oh, God.

298
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,437
- Call 9-1-1.
- Okay.

299
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,437
- [ Busy Signal ]
- Nothing.

300
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,950
Okay, okay, okay. Let's not panic.
Let's-- Let's, um--

301
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,469
- Let's get him into the car.
- Okay. l'll take the--

302
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,279
Unless-- Wait a minute.
Maybe he shouldn't be moved.

303
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,914
- And we just drive to a call box
and send somebody.
- Oh!

304
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,831
- Oh, God! No!
- What? What?

305
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,593
That's not disgusting. l'm thinking
things out. Let's get him into the car.

306
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,319
This is exactly why you don't wave.
This is exactly why you don't wave.

307
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,391
- Oh, it's my fault now?
- Let's not argue about it. Come on.

308
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:39,075
[ Woman On P.A. ]
Dr Hoffman, 308. Dr Hoffman, call 308.

309
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,311
How would you like
to take care of payment?

310
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,432
Payment? We just brought him in.
l don't know him.

311
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,512
Well... neither do l.

312
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,349
- Here. l'll take care of it.
- What are you doing?
What are you doing? No, Kate.

313
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,711
- l'm bucks up, l guess.
Sponge baths for everybody.
- Thank you.

314
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,637
- Hi. l'm Dr Simon.
- Kate Newell.

315
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,551
Oh, the doctor.
Good, good. Kate Newell.

316
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,029
G is suffering
from heat exhaustion...

317
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,515
but, more seriously,
has some arrhythmia...

318
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:08,070
an irregular heartbeat
which may or may not be chronic.

319
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,839
l think we should keep him
overnight and monitor him.

320
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,155
- Overnight?
- What do you think brought this on?

321
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,754
- lt may be congenital, or due to...
- My thought, my thought.

322
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,791
some traumatic event,
a shock to the system.

323
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,348
We'd like to run
a few more tests to be sure.

324
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,908
Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
Appreciate all your time.

325
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,309
- Thank you, doctor.
- Don't go crazy on those tests.

326
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,034
Keep those to a minimum.
Thank you so much.

327
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,475
What? No, l heard, yeah.
l might've been responsible.

328
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,558
l feel terrible, but l think
he's in good hands here, don't you?

329
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,591
Don't you feel good about this place?
He seems so strong.

330
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,030
l think he's gonna be fine.
And, you know, out of every
negative comes some good.

331
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,076
Like what?

332
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,829
- Well, l think this tragedy
has brought us closer together.
- Oh, please.

333
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,751
What? No.

334
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,633
- This is gonna make
a great story for our kids.
- ln your dreams.

335
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:53,150
And, of course, one's a girl.
l think we should name her Z.

336
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,996
You know, Annie, l was
sitting home alone one day...

337
00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:01,830
and all of a sudden
l was just thinking, Balls.

338
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,791
- Balls?
- Yes.

339
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,514
And that is when l came up
with the concept...

340
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,279
for the Laundry Solution
Cleaning Ball.

341
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,318
That's ingenious--
balls that clean.

342
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:16,552
Yes. And you know my Carl.
He is a homicide detective.

343
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,150
- Miami's finest.
- Oh, well, we like to think so.

344
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,913
And you can imagine the stains
that he comes home with.

345
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:26,112
You see, you have your blood;
you have your grass.

346
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,191
- You have your sweat.
- Vomit?

347
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,430
Oh, yes, absolutely,
that's your vomit.

348
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,592
- l don't see any lipstick there.
- Oh, you bad girl!

349
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,989
These gals have something,
don't they?

350
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,072
You know, l don't see
a thing wrong with these ladies.

351
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,836
Who better than these
bouncy, homegrown--

352
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,390
- Hi. l was reviewing the sales
from last night's stuff.
- What the dilly-- Oh, look.

353
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,432
- Tell me.
- Eddie the dog couldn't move
the grass mats, maybe sold ten.

354
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,075
- No. He's phoning it in.
l'm gonna talk to his trainer.
- [ Phone Rings ]

355
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,037
Control.

356
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,435
Hey, what are you doing
tomorrow at night?

357
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,154
'Cause l'm having a bunch
of potential distributors...

358
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,510
over for cocktails at my place,
including Nino Cerruti...

359
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,309
who's starting his new
ready-to-wear line which l would
love to get here on Good Buy.

360
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,271
So it'd be so great
if you could pop over.

361
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,828
- [ Barry ] Yeah. Hold on.
- l'm sorry. l have plans.

362
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,115
- Ricky. Ricky!
- You do?

363
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,668
There's a consonant here
to see you.

364
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,751
- What? Shh-shh!
- A visitor?

365
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,479
A bit. Huh!
No kidding?

366
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,478
Yeah. He doesn't know
anything about it.

367
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:28,951
lt's just if you were there, you know,
it'd show support and team spirit...

368
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,838
and l think that it'd win him over;
l think you would.

369
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,195
Strictly business?

370
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,195
Kate, this is me.

371
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,550
[ Cleaning Ball Lady ]
lt works so easily.

372
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,638
l'll try.

373
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:47,389
You simply apply
Laundry Solution to the stains.

374
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,593
You toss it in the washer.
That's all.

375
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,995
- That simple?
- That simple.

376
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,236
[ Man ]
What fantastic balls.

377
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,432
- Oh, Jesus! What-- What is this?
- [ Crew Murmuring ]

378
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,756
- [ Crew Chattering ]
- No!

379
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:06,276
Wait a minute.
B-Barry, call Security.

380
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,351
Get them on the floor
immediately, please.

381
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,192
- [ Woman ] Go to James Brown.
- Hello. Security?

382
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:17,070
Uh, the, uh--
l can apply this while it's on you.

383
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,760
- [ G ] Great. That's even better.
- [ Woman ] All right.

384
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,235
Stay right here.
When l say go, get him out of there.

385
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,072
- All right. H-Here we go.
- Right, right, right there.

386
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,555
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

387
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,670
l see a face on this. Come look
at this. Do you see a face here?

388
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,075
- Do you see that?
- l-l-- l don't know.

389
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,156
Can l have your headset?
Thank you.

390
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,750
- Look. Look.
- [ Gasps ] lt's the baby Jesus.

391
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,596
- No, that's not Jesus.
That's Merv Griffin.
- No? What?

392
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,830
- Look. Upside down. You see?
- Oh!

393
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,674
Okay, listen up. Jim, camera three,
get a tight shot of the sign.

394
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,552
Cut to camera three
on Ricky's word.

395
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:58,269
- See? Look. l'll make it look at you.
- Oh!

396
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,073
- See? And he's looking at--
He's looking at you.
- He's looking at me!

397
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,909
Sam, when l give the word,
cut to camera three and go
to the teaser for Peppertown.

398
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,554
- Three, get ready. Ready?
- Peppertown teaser. On his word.

399
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,757
lt's amazing. One person's cherry stain
is another person's talk show host.

400
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,393
- Now.
- Go.

401
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,431
lt's all around us. We just
have to look for it, you know?

402
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,710
- Good. Good, good, good.
- [ Sighs ]

403
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,149
- Come on. Get him out.
- [ Chattering ]

404
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,669
Okay. We're off. Take him to my office.
l'm right behind you.

405
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,439
Robert Ricky. Look at this.
This looks exactly like Merv Griffin.

406
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,835
- We're gonna have a talk.
Let's have a talk.
- Oh, okay.

407
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,394
Sorry, ladies.
We're off. H-Hang with us.

408
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,954
And, you know, don't--
Everybody's saying balls way too much.

409
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,594
Don't say balls.
Don't say blue balls.
We're selling Laundry Solution.

410
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,797
That's what to say. You're way
too in love with balls, aren't ya?

411
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,519
That's all l feel like l'm hearing,
is balls, balls, balls, balls, balls.

412
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,068
- Robert Ricky!
- l'm right there.

413
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,991
[ Annie ]
We'll be back on soon.

414
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,389
l thought it was Jesus.
lt was Merv.

415
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,391
l thought it looked
like Karl Malden.

416
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,317
- Thanks, guys.
- Sure.

417
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,034
- Thank you, Cedric.
Thank you, Ted. On you go.
- Thank you, Cedric and Ted.

418
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,594
- Thank you for bringing me
to Robert Ricky.
- Okay.

419
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,473
- What a wonderful place
you have here. Exhilarating.
- G?

420
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,637
- l can feel your energy in this room.
- Yeah. Sir.

421
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,671
-Hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?
-Bad idea? Bad idea?

422
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,876
- lt's a bad idea? Look at this place.
- No, no. Listen. Listen.

423
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,430
- Hey! What's happening?
- [ lnhales ] l can feel
the excitement in this place.

424
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,835
- G? What are you doing? What happened?
- Yes?

425
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,076
l'd like to give you
the benefit of the doubt here.

426
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,475
- You're obviously from out of
town and look real unfamiliar.
- G!

427
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,556
- Oh, Kate! How are you?
- Look who's up and around.

428
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,591
So good to see you.
You know something? Let me tell you.

429
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,319
l don't know if it's you that makes this
dress look incredible or vice-versa...

430
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,231
but either way
it's a winning combination.

431
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,151
Oh, thank you.
But what were you doing?

432
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,198
- You can't just jump on TV like that.
- l'm sorry. l had a stain.

433
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,475
- Yeah. Did McB see that?
- No, l don't think so.

434
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,194
Okay. Well, maybe he doesn't
have to hear about it, because--

435
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,078
because, after all, if certain people
hadn't waved to certain people...

436
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,789
as well-intentioned
and kind of dopey as it was...

437
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,150
l think we see now that it
was very misguided; we'll
talk about the whole thing.

438
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,555
Listen, we're right in the middle of
our day here. Did you come for a reason?

439
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,955
Oh, yes, l did. l came
because the hospital just released me...

440
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,514
- and they informed me
that you paid my doctor's bill...
- Yeah.

441
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,234
and l just wanted to come down
and thank you personally, Robert Ricky.

442
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,874
- Ricky. Just call me Ricky.
- You're shortening your name,
just like me.

443
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,753
Wait till you get to just R.
The time you'll save will put
hours on your life, trust me.

444
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,598
Anyway, l just wanted to
tell you thank you so much...

445
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,950
and if there's anything that l can do
to repay you, just let me know.

446
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,951
Ah, l gotcha!
l gotcha!

447
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,275
- You know what would
make me the happiest?
- What's that?

448
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,999
Knowing that you were
back on your way...

449
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:15,197
searching, healing, following
that golden, golden path of yours.

450
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,953
And may God, or whatever it is you
believe in, smile upon your journey.

451
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,316
- There's a door right
at the bottom of the stairs.
- Wait. What did Dr Simon say?

452
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,874
Well, the doctor told me l should stay
out of the sun for a couple of weeks...

453
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,434
and then l should come back
and see him, have another checkup...

454
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,994
and if everything panned out,
then l can resume my pilgrimage.

455
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,192
- Where will you stay?
- During the day, l can stay
in a shopping mall or something.

456
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,595
- And at night,
it's really not that bad.
- Shopping malls are great here.

457
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,597
- That's good.
- No!

458
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,871
That's not right. You wouldn't
be stuck here if it weren't for us.

459
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,874
Okay. Okay.
Um... here.

460
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,198
Here's, um... t--
Here's $180.

461
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,748
Find yourself a motel room,
rest up and consider us Even Steven.

462
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,711
Absolutely not.
There's no way l can accept money.

463
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,796
- l'm sorry, but thank you.
- l don't want to offend.
You're very grateful.

464
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,480
- Why don't you come stay at my place?
- [ Both ] What?

465
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,716
l mean it. l couldn't let you
stay out in this heat.

466
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,070
What if something happened to you?
l'd never forgive myself.

467
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,991
l don't know.
l don't think l can do that.

468
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,470
He can't do that. lt's a religious
thing, Kate. You'll never understand.

469
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,751
No, believe me. lt would be
much worse for me knowing
you were out on the streets.

470
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,519
lt's air-conditioned.
Great pool.

471
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,837
- Really?
- Uh-huh. l can't cook,
but l order a mean takeout.

472
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,748
Oh, man. Well, l know how to eat
some mean takeout too.

473
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,031
And if you spill anything, you'll know
who's got the wet wipes for it.

474
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,072
- Or the stain ball.
- That'll be fun.
lt'll be like a slumber party.

475
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,953
- We could dance, wear our jammies.
- This is so great.

476
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,833
l wish l had my camera.
[ lmitates Camera Clicking ]
Ah, this is so sweet.

477
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,997
But, Kate, l cannot in good conscience
let G stay with you.

478
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,072
This is my... fault,
now that l've thought about it.

479
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,749
lt's my responsibility.
G, please stay with me.

480
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,633
l'd like you to stay
at my house.

481
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,678
Do you have a pool?

482
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,229
[ People Chattering, Shouting ]

483
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,591
- Having fun there, huh?
- Oh, yes. l always have fun.

484
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,753
- How about you?
- You're after something,
aren't you, buddy?

485
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,110
- Definitely.
- Yeah.

486
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,430
Think l'll find it?
[ Laughs ]

487
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,592
Hey, this thing
works really good.

488
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,154
Look at that.
[ Laughs ] Thank you.

489
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,791
Mm. Okay.

490
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,395
- Very nice.
Want some sheets for the bed?
- Oh, no, thank you.

491
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,239
That won't be necessary.
l don't sleep on mattresses.

492
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,788
You know, mattresses are inhabited
by flesh-eating mites...

493
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,519
that live off the dead skin that flakes
off your body while you're sleeping.

494
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,239
l don't want to go through that.
l like the floor.

495
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,517
lt's nice and comfortable and firm.
You might want to try it sometime.

496
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,756
[ Chuckles ]
No. No, thank you.

497
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,031
l'll-- l'll stick with
the old skin-eating mite pad.

498
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:07,157
You want to be a buffet,
you go right ahead.

499
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,669
l'm sure the mites will enjoy.

500
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,634
They're having nervous Ricky flakes
tonight. [ Laughs ]

501
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,871
Abbondanza, mites!
[ Chuckles ]

502
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,195
A very pleasant good morning
to you, Ricky.

503
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,356
Good morning. Look.

504
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,313
l don't want to hear of
any beauty of life, okay?

505
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,358
- lt's too early.
- How can you be grumpy
in a beautiful setting like this?

506
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,955
- Look at this beautiful place.
- l'll tell you how, Mr G.

507
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,197
'Cause it's all, uh...
it's all hanging by a thread.

508
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,874
The whole Hayman empire.

509
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,629
And l'm... that close
to joining you on the street.

510
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,433
l'm sorry.
l travel alone.

511
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,996
Great.
Even you won't hire me.

512
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,719
[ Groans ]
O.J.?

513
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,758
Oh, l threw the orange juice out.
lt was smelly.

514
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,276
lt had a little smell to it.
Why don't you try this?

515
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:20,158
l made it fresh.
lt's delicious.

516
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:26,316
Mmm. Very pleasant,
very refreshing. Try it.

517
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,469
Now, don't drink it too fast.
Drink it very slowly.

518
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,836
- Take it in.
- l'll drink. All right.

519
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,236
Mmmm!

520
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,476
- Yes. You like that?
- lt's not bad. lt's good.

521
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,397
- No, it's delicious.
- What is that?

522
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,636
- What do you taste in that?
- What is it, peach?

523
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,551
- Yes, peaches.
- lt's good.

524
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,518
- Yes, and what else?
- l-l don't know.

525
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,915
- l don't know.
- My urine is in it.

526
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:58,636
- Psych your mind.
No, no, no, psych your mind.
- [ Water Running ]

527
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,638
lt's not my urine.
l kid you. lt's a joke.

528
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,637
lt's herbal tea.

529
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,275
l know you like jokes. l wanted
to start the day off with a funny joke.

530
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,791
Trust me, my urine doesn't have
that tasty zing to it. l know.

531
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,912
Let's go out here and look
at the sunlight and stand in the sun.

532
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,156
l don't want to stay
in this apartment all day.

533
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,033
You can see all the way
down to the beach from here, you know.

534
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,918
- Let's see what you got here.
- Here you go.

535
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,070
Well.

536
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,953
You were cum laude.
That's great.

537
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,149
[ Phone Ringing ]

538
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,393
- Barry. Barry.
- Yeah?

539
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,678
Uh-- D-Don't tell me,
somebody else for my job?

540
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,554
No, no, no! Larry King doesn't interview
this many people. Really?

541
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,438
- Did you take him the fax l sent
you, the new image suggestions?
- Yeah. lt's done.

542
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,115
- What you think?
- l thought they were great ideas.

543
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,156
- [ Phone Ringing ]
- Just great?

544
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,590
Uh, uh, amazing?
Uh... inspired?

545
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,517
- Erotic?
- Don't.

546
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,074
[ Sighs ] He's gotta like 'em.
l was up all night.

547
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,749
- l was up all night.
What else? Anything else?
- Also, the bank called.

548
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,713
- Uh, car guy or mortgage guy?
Please don't say mortgage guy.
- Mortgage guy.

549
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,637
- Hi. Hi, Barry.
- Hey.

550
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,591
- Miss Newell.
- Look who it is. Good morning.

551
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,478
- How's G?
- Oh, he's in the car. l left him there.

552
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,154
l cracked the window.

553
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,033
No, he's at home. He's fine.
Don't you want to know how l am?

554
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,994
Judging from McB's reaction
to your new fax, you're in rare form.

555
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,953
Really? What do you mean?
He liked it? No.

556
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,157
He liked it? Of course he liked it.
You know why? You know why?

557
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,754
'Cause l'm a born game-on-the-line,
final seconds, go-to guy.

558
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,149
Pressure is my mistress.
What'd he say? What'd he say?

559
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,390
- He said they were hilarious.
- Hilarious?

560
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,318
He was weeping in there this morning,
and it takes a lot to make him laugh.

561
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,876
Yeah. l know, l know.
He seemed a little... down.

562
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,833
- He says he can't wait
to see your real ones.
- Right.

563
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,718
You know, it was really smart of you
to get him in a good mood.

564
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,076
May make it easier for him to take
last night's numbers. Down two percent.

565
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,197
Grass mats were a catastrophe.
We sold one.

566
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,432
- You l will see later.
- Okay.

567
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,516
See you later.

568
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,837
Okay. Please, please
let this party work for me.

569
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,037
You know, l don't know
what's the matter.

570
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,429
l seem to be doing
everything wrong.

571
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,670
Okay. Good, better, best.
[ Snapping Fingers ]

572
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:28,639
Never let it rest until your good
is better and your better is best.

573
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,518
[ People Chattering ]

574
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,150
Oh. Hope l'm not
interrupting.

575
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:43,353
- Say, could we have
a little chat for a second?
- Oh, yes.

576
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,193
You may have noticed some
increased activity in the apartment.

577
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,914
Yes, l did notice all the flowers.
l think it's beautiful.

578
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,713
Right. That's because l'm having
a little get-together here.

579
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,473
- Wonderful. Oh.
- l know. lt's a business function.

580
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:58,673
Now, uh... l'm not gonna
lock you in here...

581
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,314
'cause, well, frankly,
l think it's illegal.

582
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:05,154
But, um, as a favour to me...

583
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,755
uh, the guy who paid your medical
expenses and has given you shelter...

584
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,429
would you please...
stay in the room?

585
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,028
l'll be right here, Ricky.

586
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,156
Great. Thank you.

587
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,556
- That's quite an outfit
you have on there, Ricky.
- What?

588
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,831
Quite an outfit
you have on there.

589
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,912
Thank you.
Good night.

590
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,716
Think it's too much?

591
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,912
Personally, l would, um...

592
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,759
l would lose
the pocket thing.

593
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,831
Oh, the hanky?

594
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,354
- The hanky? Yes.
- l like the hanky.

595
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,710
lt's just a traditional, uh--

596
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,559
[ Chuckling ]
l don't like it.

597
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,949
[ Chuckles ]
Okay.

598
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,958
Uh, so before we start,
do you want anything?

599
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,838
You know, there's frozen stuff--
pizza or whatever.

600
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,957
And you've got a jar of that
delicious urinade in the fridge.

601
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,231
Oh. l'm fine.
l have everything that l need.

602
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,197
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

603
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,993
- Have fun.
- Thank you. You too.

604
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,919
- ## [ Jazz ]
- [ People Chattering, Laughing ]

605
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,429
[ Woman ]
That's what he said.

606
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,588
You know, our numbers are competitive
with all the other channels...

607
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,557
but our demographics
are just the best in the business.

608
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,114
l saw ads on laundry balls.

609
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,629
l should put my programme
next to a laundry ball ad...

610
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,995
when l'm entirely working
on beauty?

611
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,271
How can l be close to that kind of--
lt's too vulgar.

612
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,153
Absolutely. Can l introduce you
to a beautiful person?

613
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,352
l'll be right back.
Excuse me one second.

614
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,596
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

615
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,836
- You look just gorgeous.
- As good as a foot model?

616
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,757
- [ Laughs ] Better.
- Better.

617
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,678
Ricky, this is Scott Hawkes.

618
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,553
Trust me, this woman has
the most elegant toes l've ever seen.

619
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,557
That's fine, Scott.

620
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,713
- Can l take you right over to see--
- Nino! Che cosa?

621
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,075
Oh, Scott Hawkes.
How nice.

622
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,714
Yes, he's a jerk;
no, we're not together...

623
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:03,037
and, trust me,
he's the best at what he does.

624
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,396
- When did he see your toes?
- Why don't you introduce me?

625
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,756
Uh, Signore Nino Cerruti,
Kate Newell.

626
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,030
- So nice to meet you.
- Enchanted.

627
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,310
- How was your flight?
- Fine. Great.

628
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,914
-Great. Are you having a good time here?
-Yes, very nice, thank you.

629
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,560
Wonderful. Well, hopefully
we'll be able to show you around.

630
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,875
Gee, l see a slight
catering issue.

631
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,956
l'll be back in a flash.

632
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,469
Nino, Kate, whatever your name is,
excuse me one second.

633
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,391
Kate, take over, please.

634
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,358
Oh, excuse me. Hello.

635
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,358
Oh, G, G, what are you doing?
Back, back.

636
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,398
- Oh, l had to go stinky.
- Oh, go stinky?

637
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,278
Aren't you like a guru,
like an lndian fakir?

638
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,868
You control your bodily functions.
Try that. Try that.

639
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,719
Ricky, everything is so lovely,
but it's so sombre here.

640
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,109
- Why don't you let the people
enjoy some of your things?
- We talked about this.

641
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,954
- Wait a minute, G.
- l'm sure a little music
will liven this place up.

642
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,873
Hello. How are you?
l'm sure the music...

643
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,877
will lighten
this whole place up.

644
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,110
- What did you push? G, please.
- And the night in Barbados--

645
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,919
- Don't do that.
- ## [ Rock lnstrumental ]

646
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,396
- Okay. Okay. Sorry.
- Oh, Ricky.

647
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,436
Liven the room up.
Kate! Hello.

648
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,795
- Hi, G. l'm terrific.
- How are you, Kate?

649
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,275
lt's so wonderful to see you too.
Look at this woman.

650
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,999
Every time l see you, l feel like
l've chosen the wrong path.

651
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,911
- Aw! Thank you.
- That's spectacular.
Okay, let's go talk.

652
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,036
- Who's your friend, Rich?
- l'm G. How are you?

653
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,037
- G, Scott Hawkes,
Hawkewind Productions.
- Hello.

654
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,635
This is, uh, G,
my yoga instructor.

655
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,150
You know, sometimes l find that
a good kundalini thing, Nino...

656
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,033
opens up my whole--
[ Whistles ] you know, l find.

657
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,230
- l meditate too.
- Do you really? That's good.

658
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,794
l am trying to overcome
a fear of flying...

659
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,711
but for the moment
with little results.

660
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,236
Well, no-- Did you ever try
Halcyon and a double Cuba Libre?

661
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,437
l'm serious, just... boom,
knocks you right out.

662
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,269
You know, l could cure
that fear of flying of yours
without alcohol or drugs.

663
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,591
Oh, but you don't have time, do you?
Aren't you due back at the ashram-isha?

664
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,671
What's the name of the--
The chakra convention.

665
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,830
Could you do something really?
l'm interested.

666
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,589
- Oh! No, no!
- Well, you know, there are
two things that you can do.

667
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,275
The first thing is:
The next time you're in an aeroplane...

668
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,477
and you start to feel fearful, you reach
down and you grab your testicles--

669
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,073
- [ Guests Laughing ]
- Testicles? lnteresting.

670
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,596
- And then you pop them together,
and the fear leaves.
- We're gonna go now.

671
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,399
There must be another method,
and probably less painful.

672
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,559
[ Laughs ]
Yes. Well, the other method is,
l can hypnotize you right now...

673
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,148
and you'll never, ever
have a fear of flying again.

674
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,396
Yeah. Maybe later.
Can we do that later?

675
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,511
Nino, have you tried
the squid pomodoro?

676
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,559
- [ Simultaneous Chatter ]
- Mmm! l think you'll like it.
For you-- Aren't you hungry?

677
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,990
No, no. Really,
l'm interested. l'm curious.

678
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,829
The man's curious.
Have a seat, Nino.

679
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,316
- Curiosity is
a wonderful thing, curiosity.
- lt killed s-somebody.

680
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,035
Put your hands palm down on your knees
and just relax. Sit straight up.

681
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,913
- And l need a lighter.
- l got a Zippo.

682
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,191
You do, Scott Hawkes?
Okay. Perfect.

683
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,198
Everybody gather around.
Hi, everybody! My name is G.

684
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,272
- [ Guests Together ] Hi, G.
- Hi. l'm going to be hypnotizing Nino.

685
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,834
He's having a problem here
with fear of flying.

686
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,633
We're going to try to get him over
that fear. l'm gonna hypnotize Nino...

687
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,435
and try to help him out here;
kind of like a party trick.

688
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,519
l want you to just relax
and just watch this flame, yes?

689
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,830
Just watch the flame.

690
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,837
Just relax, Nino.

691
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,635
Your eyes are getting
very heavy now.

692
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:24,190
You're getting tired
and lost in the flame.

693
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,356
You're going to sleep.

694
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,233
You're completely asleep
right now, Nino.

695
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,033
Nino is asleep.

696
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,391
- Shh!
- Shh!

697
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,151
He's asleep now.

698
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:44,392
Nino, your left hand
feels very, very light.

699
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,717
lt's going to start
to raise up very slowly.

700
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,229
lt's starting to float up.

701
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,629
On its own it's floating up.

702
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,593
You can let it hang there,
right there, Nino.

703
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,837
You see?
This is a party, you know.

704
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,758
- Maybe l should get him to bark
like a dog or something.
- Oh, G, no.

705
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,996
Get over there,
or l'll kill ya.

706
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,556
Okay. Nino,
put your arm back down now.

707
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,716
Put it back, back down.

708
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,235
The plane's taking off.

709
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,471
You're a little nervous, like you
always are when a plane takes off.

710
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,639
This time when it takes off,
it's smoother than it's ever taken off.

711
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:28,712
You didn't even feel the plane
leave the ground that time.

712
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,469
You're up in the sky,
and it's smooth sailing, Nino.

713
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,155
Wow! This feels great.

714
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:40,119
What's that up ahead?
Looks like a storm cloud.

715
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:44,552
lt is a storm cloud. l can see
the pilot's trying to avoid it.

716
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,274
He can't.
lt's too late.

717
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:51,598
Nino, we're in. We're right
in the middle of the storm cloud.

718
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:53,676
You start to feel turbulence.

719
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,553
The plane is shaking.
You start to feel it dip and sway.

720
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,750
Oh, so much turbulence.

721
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,593
How can this tiny metal object
stay up...

722
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,319
in this sky
of vast destruction, Nino?

723
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,518
You're getting scared. The stewardess
just passed out at your knees, Nino.

724
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,234
You felt the plane drop
a thousand feet in elevation.

725
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:15,876
- You felt your stomach
shoot up right into your neck.
- [ Breathing Quickens ]

726
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,753
The captain's voice
comes over the intercom.

727
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,509
Attention.
This is your captain speaking.
This is your captain speaking.

728
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:27,191
God help us!
We're gonna crash!

729
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,589
Oh, my God!'

730
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,509
[ Rapid Breathing ]

731
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,358
You're right there, Nino.

732
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,273
The last moments of your life.

733
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,834
Right now, you're right there.

734
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,911
But you're not thinking
about dying.

735
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,719
- You're thinking about your loved ones.
- [ Breathing Slows ]

736
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,115
You're thinking about
your family and your friends...

737
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:59,119
and all the special moments
that you shared with those people.

738
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,874
You're feeling blessed with
the gift of life that you received.

739
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,797
That's what you're thinking about.

740
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,514
You're not afraid right now
at all of anything.

741
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,915
You're at one with God.

742
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,715
You've let go.

743
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:19,913
Now, when l tell you to,
open your eyes.

744
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,952
When you open your eyes, you'll be
completely feeling refreshed...

745
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,390
and you won't even remember
anything that's happened.

746
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,631
You'll never be afraid
of flying in a plane again.

747
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,115
Now open your eyes, Nino.

748
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,833
- How do you feel?
- Wonderful.

749
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,635
- [ Guests Laughing,
Murmuring, Cheering ]
- All right!

750
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:44,188
A hypnotizing swami.

751
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,589
You got any other
party tricks?

752
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,989
Actually, yes, l do. l have a trick
called The Disappearing Rolex Trick...

753
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,310
that's quite
a party stopper.

754
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,635
Cool. Do it.

755
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,234
- Can l borrow your Rolex?
- No, no, no, no.

756
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,157
- Come on, Scott.
- Are you kidding me? No, no.

757
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,396
- lt's a good trick.
- Do you have any id--

758
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,431
- Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott!
- [ All ] Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott!

759
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:06,274
- All right, all right.
- Oh, okay. l'm gonna need
a handkerchief as well.

760
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,316
Does anyone have
a handkerchief?

761
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,029
- Oh, Nino, thank you.
And we need a hammer.
- Wait. Whoa. A hammer?

762
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,031
Don't worry.
Don't worry.

763
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,469
- Here. Take my shoe.
- Oh, that'll work perfectly.

764
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,074
Now for the Ricky shoe.
What size is that?

765
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,355
- This is a 12.
- That'll get the job done.

766
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,473
Definitely. Okay. l want you to see
that l'm taking the watch...

767
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,592
and l'm placing it right in
the middle of the handkerchief.

768
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:31,712
Everyone, see the watch
going into the handkerchief.

769
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,593
- [ Watch Rattling ]
- Closing the watch up
in the handkerchief. All right?

770
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,830
-That's right.
-Can you see that? You wanna touch that?

771
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,070
-lt's in there, right? Okay. Here we go.
-Yeah.

772
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,469
We place the watch
on the table.

773
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,996
We take Robert Ricky's
trusted size 12, and--

774
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:48,351
[ Guests Gasping, Murmuring ]

775
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,794
Whew! Ricky.

776
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,353
- [ Rattling ]
- That sounds really broken, doesn't it?

777
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,271
- Doesn't it? Yeah?
- [ Guests Agreeing ]

778
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,108
[ Gasping ]

779
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,675
Wonderful!

780
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,515
That was great.

781
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:24,195
- That was good. Okay,
give me back the watch now.
- l can't. lt's gone.

782
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,312
- lt's disappeared.
- No, but seriously,
that's a $10,000 watch.

783
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,715
l am serious.
lt's The Disappearing Rolex Trick.

784
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,308
lt's not The Reappearing Rolex Trick.

785
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,551
-Good night, everybody!
-Yo, Gandhi, give me back the goddam w--

786
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,393
[ Guests Gasping ]

787
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,034
Be careful what you wish for.

788
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,269
That's not funny.
That wasn't funny.

789
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,672
[ Ricky ] Champagne for anyone?
Anyone for champagne?

790
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,634
[ Man Singing Reggae On Boom Box ]
# Yeah #

791
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,115
## [ Vocalizing ]

792
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,276
# Yeah, ah la la-la la ##

793
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,755
- Mmm. Ah, you're sure?
- ## [ Continues ]

794
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,757
Absolutely.

795
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,758
He asked us to watch
his pj's for him.

796
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,440
Oh, yeah?

797
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,910
l-- You know, l'm sorry.
l don't, uh-- l don't see him.

798
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,197
Ahh! Ricky!

799
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,436
Come in the water with me!

800
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,677
Oh, l'd love to, really,
but somebody has to pay the rent.

801
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,236
Come on, Ricky, one swim.
Then go sell things on television.

802
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,118
Yeah. Well, that's kind of what
l wanted to talk to you about.

803
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,714
Can l just have a word
for a second, G?

804
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,956
- What's the matter? ls there a problem?
- No, no problem.

805
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,390
l just wanted to put a little bee
in your bonnet for a second.

806
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,670
Oh, ho, no, no, no!
Okay, l see.

807
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,275
- Hello. No, no, no. Free Willy. l see.
- Oh.

808
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,391
- No, no, no. Just-- Just--
- Very funny.

809
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:53,149
Listen. The Nino Cerruti,
you know, from the party...

810
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:57,273
his lawyer called this morning
and said that they're interested
in a deal with us...

811
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,909
and that he had a great flight back to
Milan, and, in fact, he's buying a jet.

812
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,191
- Oh, that's wonderful.
Did it make him happy?
- Yes.

813
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,312
You have such a--
a special quality.

814
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,432
l now realize that
between you and me...

815
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,069
we could make a difference
with the world in a very unique way.

816
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,676
So, here's my idea. Listen, G. G?
G, here's the thing.

817
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,917
What if you went
on my network...

818
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,515
and talked to people
and made 'em feel good?

819
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,995
You want me to sell things
for you on television?

820
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,310
Yeah. Well, uh--

821
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:34,911
You'd be telling people
on the air about how material
things can refresh the spirit.

822
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,837
lsn't that your idea?

823
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,475
Unless they're used to replace
more important things,
which they usually are.

824
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,358
Wow. Wow,
l just got chills.

825
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:47,479
l just got chills. Amen. You have
an important message for the world.

826
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,716
And, listen, what better way
to get it across than on TV?

827
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:54,231
You could help thousands, millions of
people feel better about themselves, G.

828
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,788
Wow! What do you think?

829
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,753
How about you?
Will it make you feel better?

830
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,836
Me? l don't know.

831
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,554
-That's not the point. Me, l feel great.
-Oh, no.

832
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:09,798
No, yes, that's exactly the point.
Will it make you feel better?

833
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:14,516
l'm gonna lose my job
if l don't do something soon. So, yeah.

834
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,394
Yeah, it could really help me.
That's the truth, like that.

835
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,153
What do you think?

836
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,676
Okay, l'll do it,
but only one condition.

837
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,155
Really? What?

838
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,635
- One condition.
- Okay.

839
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,149
- lt's nonnegotiable.
- What?

840
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,630
Ahh! Oh!

841
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,079
- Ahh!
- Ahh!

842
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,997
Ahh!
[ Laughing ]

843
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,997
Shark, shark, shark,
shark, shark!

844
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,913
lt's a joke. lt's a joke.
There are no sharks.

845
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,190
[ G Laughing ]

846
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,313
[ Ricky ]
Yes. This is good.

847
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,158
[ Laughing ]

848
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,836
Bars out.

849
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,389
[ People Chattering ]

850
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,916
And bring him on camera--

851
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,035
l've made you up to look like
you have on no make-up at all.

852
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,549
That's a metaphysics
l didn't even know existed.

853
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,353
Twenty seconds to air.
Stand by. Clear the set.

854
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,870
Lock it up on the stage. Nice and quiet
all around, please. Here we go.

855
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,788
Thank you. Go to the booth
and make sure the price lists
are typed in continuously.

856
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,075
- Got it.
- Hey! Ah, oh, oh!

857
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,470
G, one more thing.

858
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,034
Think of the camera
as your best friend...

859
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,913
your best friend
that really needs mixing bowls.

860
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,753
Here we go. Stand by, please.
ln five, four, three--

861
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,440
Fade up camera one
and cue the consonant.

862
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,670
[ Snaps Fingers ]

863
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,309
[ Whispering ]
Talk. You're on. You're on.

864
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,518
You're on. We're rolling.
Live TV. Go.

865
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,079
What's the plan?

866
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,033
G, go, go.
Talk now.

867
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,958
[ Whispering ]
The little red light on the top is on.

868
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,638
[ Sighs ]

869
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:15,632
No, no, no,
it's not traffic.

870
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,433
No, it's TV.
Talk. Talk!

871
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,273
Talk. Now. Now.

872
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,511
Talkie, talkie,
talk, talk. Go.

873
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,397
- l--
- Oh, good, he bought a vowel.

874
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,511
l?

875
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,840
- l--
- l.

876
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,114
l wept...

877
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,674
when l saw a man
who had no shoes...

878
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,874
- until l met a man who had no penis.
- What?

879
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,592
- Can he say that?
- He just did.

880
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:02,554
Now my one special friend is listening.
l think l have your attention now.

881
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,070
- [ Man ] What do we do, Ricky?
- Stay with him.

882
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,958
- Stay with him.
- Ricky, he just said penis.
Why did he say penis?

883
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,951
- l don't know.
- There's gotta be a reason.

884
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,355
Howard Stern says penis all the time.
What's wrong with that?

885
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,517
And he's huge. lt's shocking,
which is good. lt's good.

886
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:20,758
l have a question for you:
Why?

887
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,952
- Good question.
- Why are we here?

888
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,757
ls it to lie in bed alone
and call up a TV station...

889
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,155
so you can buy more things?

890
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,430
So you can collect
as many things as possible...

891
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,590
in the little finger-snap of time
you have on this planet?

892
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,950
- That's why we're here.
- That's our credo, l think.

893
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,594
He's talking.
He's looking at the bowls.

894
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:44,838
- He weaves a magical web
of charisma and--
- Mm-hmm?

895
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,316
l guess that's
a good way to go.

896
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,231
How about this?

897
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,833
- Whoa.
- Where's he going?

898
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,239
- He's gone.
- Where'd he go?

899
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,715
- He's going on the Morgan set.
- She's live!

900
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,435
Hi. l'm here to tell all of you
wonderful home viewers...

901
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,869
about new lnsta-Tuck...

902
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,992
the nonsurgical,
do-it-yourself facial toner.

903
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,954
Oh! You hook your face up
to this car battery?

904
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,873
Well, we don't call it
a car battery.

905
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,797
- lt's okay. lt's okay.
- He's on Morgan's set.

906
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,399
- And why did--
- lt's okay. She's a pro.

907
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:19,513
- The lnsta-Tuck power source
fits right on your nightstand.
- Oh!

908
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,637
- This looks a lot like a battery.
What do these things do?
- Well, it does, but--

909
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,876
No, don't do that.
Don't do that! l'm wired.

910
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,390
- [ lmitates Static ]
- No-- Yeah. Not pretty.

911
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,795
She loves improv.
You know that about her.

912
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,275
Wasn't she, before the series, a member
of The Groundlings, or Lemmings?

913
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,999
All you have to do
is attach the lnsta-clips...

914
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,310
to the key lift points
on your scalp.

915
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:41,398
- Key lift points on your scalp.
- Yes. Uh-huh, right here.

916
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,636
He's engaging her.
Look at him.

917
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,991
He's like a child, and not even aware
of the camera; that's what l love.

918
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,237
And you just let the little
electronic energy pulsars
do all the work for you...

919
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,151
while you sleep.

920
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:55,198
So you go from grandma
to grand mama...

921
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,636
- in one easy push
of the button. [ Hums ]
- [ Electronic Hum ]

922
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,513
She's never been so alive.
She's never been so alive.

923
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,631
- Oh!
- See?

924
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,797
So the look of surprise
is the youthful look.

925
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,992
Well, hopefully, yes. So the years
just melt away with lnsta-Tuck.

926
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:13,749
Oh, that's fascinating.
May l see the remote control unit there?

927
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,116
Ooh, don't.
Don't hand your life over to him.

928
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,112
l think this would be fantastic
for a surprise birthday party.

929
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:24,313
- Surprise parties--
You could say, Surprise!
- [ Crew Laughing ]

930
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,277
- [ G ] lt's your birthday!
- That's kind of funny, guys.

931
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,437
You look so youthful
and surprised.

932
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,670
You know what else
this'd be good for?

933
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,320
Madam, l think you've just
won the one million dollar lottery!

934
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,159
- Oh, my God.
He's electrocuting Morgan Fairchild.
- That's not funny.

935
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,033
Even better still, the Martians
have landed, and they're taking you...

936
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,270
- back to Mars with them.
- No, no, no, st--

937
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,472
- [ Whimpering ]
- What we have here,
ladies and gentlemen...

938
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,876
is a beautiful woman who's trying
to convince you that you're not enough.

939
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,470
- That you're not beautiful enough--
- Oh, my God, he's leaving it on.

940
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,869
Oh, let her go.
Let her go, man. Let her go!

941
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,838
You don't need lnsta-Tuck to be
beautiful. You're already beautiful.

942
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,679
- Did he say, Don't buy this product?
- He said, Don't buy--

943
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,796
That's an interesting way to sell.

944
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,798
All you have to do to be
beautiful is just be yourself.
This woman's already beautiful.

945
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,678
She doesn't need lnsta-Tuck.
Even-- l'm sorry.

946
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,558
- [ Clicks Off ]
- This beautiful woman here,
you don't need lnsta-Tuck.

947
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,552
Oh, interesting angle. Uh-huh.
You know what? This is personal.

948
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,358
l know what's
happening here.

949
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,590
He knows l'm trying to sell stuff,
and this is a personal attack.

950
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,557
He's undermining me.
He's sabotaging me.

951
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,557
l made a deal with him. l explained it
to him. l went in the water with him.

952
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,074
l have a question for you.
lf you could be the Dalai Lama...

953
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,909
- or a beautiful Baywatch babe,
which would you choose?
- Baywatch babe.

954
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,349
Now, think about it. l know
the Baywatch beauty is so desirable...

955
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,910
and she has the perfect body
and she runs up and down
the beach with a bikini on.

956
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,315
That's a really hot girl,
the Baywatch beauty, right?

957
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:41,558
But the Dalai Lama has total inner
peace and spiritual enlightenment.

958
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,910
There's no comparison.

959
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,395
Don't you agree?

960
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:50,189
She agrees.
Here. Oh!

961
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,073
- [ All Chattering ]
- Ricky, what do you want to do?

962
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,078
l-l-l don't know.
l could go back to school, l guess.

963
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,997
[ Mickey ]
...the size on this one, folks.

964
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,395
This is the saw you want, boys.
Bucking, pruning, trimming.

965
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,592
The hotel/restaurant business
always held a real lure for me.
l'm a people person. What?

966
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,517
- Hi.
- Hi.

967
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,234
- Hello. No.
- So give us a call,
and l'll carve you a great deal.

968
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,476
- [ G ] Nice chain saw.
- Who are you?

969
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,637
Oh, l'm new here. l'm a friend
of Ricky Hayman's. Hi, Ricky.

970
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,354
- Just curious about chain saws.
- lncoming. Mayday. Mayday.
This is a disaster.

971
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,590
This is a massacre.
You've got to be kidding.

972
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,831
Can l hold it? lt's a dandy.
Can l have the weight in my hand?

973
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,190
Feel the weight
of that chain saw. Wow!

974
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,111
- lt's a heavy one. Be careful.
- Oh, yeah.

975
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,998
- [ Ricky ] He's staying at my home,
and this is his gratitude?
- He gave him the chain saw.

976
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,917
- This is gonna be good.
- This is not good.

977
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,315
l have a question.
lf l said to you...

978
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,472
you could watch me sculpt
the Venus de Milo with my hands...

979
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,074
or chainsaw
this entire studio...

980
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,395
what do you think
their call-in vote would be?

981
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,317
For creation or destruction?
You guys call in now. Call.

982
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,238
He's hitting every single set.
He's cutting a-- lt's a clean sweep!

983
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,834
He's making a clean swath from one side
of the studio to the 'nother!

984
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,030
l know just what they want.

985
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,317
- [ Saw Running ]
- Whoa! Now would be a good time
to talk about the safety features.

986
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,237
This is good.
McBainbridge'll love this.

987
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,315
Oh, no.
You've gotta be kidding.

988
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,549
He's chainsawing our Happy-Time
redwood picnic table.

989
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,516
More? Of course you want more.

990
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,080
And bench.
He got the whole set.

991
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,991
[ Chain Saw Engine Stops ]

992
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,750
Now, l admit that was fun.

993
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,677
But l ask you...

994
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,997
why do we yawn at creation
and thrill at destruction?

995
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,236
- Why?
- Okay. Okay.

996
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,590
- Ask yourself why.
- Here it is. Here's his agenda.

997
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:42,355
Let me tell you, l've been
watching for a long, long time,
and l don't like what l see.

998
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,313
l really don't.
Everybody's anxious and scared.

999
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,512
Everybody's working all the time,
but what do you really gain?

1000
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:52,189
And our kids-- Our kids
play with computer pets
because they've learned from us...

1001
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,669
to trust machines
more than they do people.

1002
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,030
We acquire,
we consume and we waste.

1003
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:01,312
He's barking mad.
He's a lone nut.

1004
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,153
And that's not
how it was supposed to be.

1005
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:07,949
l promise you
that was not the plan.

1006
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,550
And l think it's time some things
changed around here. Don't you?

1007
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,989
- What the hell is going on here?
- Turn your sets off.

1008
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,873
- TV history?
- Okay, cut him, cut him.

1009
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,719
Here's your chain saw.
'Night, Ricky.

1010
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,637
Here you go.
Right there.

1011
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,673
## [ Muzak ]

1012
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,274
Would you guys excuse us, please?

1013
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,994
l need to talk to Ricky alone.

1014
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,554
- Okay, guys.
- Barry, just for a moment, please?

1015
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,596
[ Clears Throat ]
Yeah. l'm out.

1016
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:54,599
What were you thinking?

1017
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,432
l don't know.

1018
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,869
Ever since you guys showed up,
all l do is go backwards.

1019
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,355
You know, it seems like no matter
what l've done you get offended...

1020
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:08,069
or, you know,
l make him mad and--

1021
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:11,317
l mean, l didn't--
l don't wanna lose this job.

1022
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,830
l-- You know,
l like workin' here. l--

1023
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,757
l like selling.
l'm good at it.

1024
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,678
l think.
My dad was a salesman.

1025
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,320
On the road.
You know Evinrude Motors?

1026
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,430
Yeah, outboard motors.

1027
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:30,274
He did the whole Lake Erie region,
both sides of the border.

1028
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,710
Wow. l drove with him...

1029
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,598
for a couple of--
a couple of summers.

1030
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,592
Man, this Caprice he had
was like his home.

1031
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:44,554
The stick shift he would make
his place for rubber bands.

1032
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,989
He'd keep all his rubber bands
on the stick shift.

1033
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,112
And then he had his notes
all organized...

1034
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,158
with paper clips
in a very particular way.

1035
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,750
And red liquorice.
Boxes of red liquorice.

1036
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,838
We had a good time...

1037
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:01,751
for a while.

1038
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:07,229
What happened?

1039
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,911
Oh, bad luck, l guess.

1040
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,429
Nobody water skis
on a dead lake.

1041
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,590
So--

1042
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:18,790
You know, he tried anyway,
but, uh--

1043
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,992
You know, you start to push
and get sweaty, and they can smell it.

1044
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,915
- Wow. This is so weird.
- What?

1045
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,237
l'm starting to think of you
as a real person.

1046
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,916
Well, yeah. Sure.

1047
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,389
This whole broken,
pathetic husk thing is just--

1048
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,556
You know-- l know.
lt's very appealing.

1049
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,269
[ Laughs ]
Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

1050
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:50,116
l'll see you tomorrow.

1051
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:55,871
- Yeah.
- [ Door Opens, Closes ]

1052
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,958
- lf l may say--
- You're through, Hayman! Get lost!

1053
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,790
- Hey.
- How'd it go with McB?

1054
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:16,195
- Fine, fine.
- What happened?

1055
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,430
Oh, he was very gracious.
No legal action.

1056
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,835
And he gave me a full 15 minutes
to leave the premises.

1057
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,793
[ Kate ] Come on. Move.
He's flying to D.C.

1058
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,956
- We can still catch him
in the parking lot.
- Who is?

1059
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:27,871
- The boss!
- No, Kate, it's over.

1060
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,997
Not when he sees these.
Come on. Put that down.

1061
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,590
[ Kate ]
These are the numbers from G's show.

1062
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:36,472
- Caller volume spiked
the second he came on.
- So what?

1063
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,915
They were probably calling
to get that nutcase off the air.

1064
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:40,837
- He reached them. They liked him.
- Oh, geez.

1065
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,713
They wanted to buy something;
they just didn't know what.

1066
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,553
John, this is a 30%% jump.

1067
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,712
Major audience connection
with a spokesperson. Ricky was right.

1068
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:53,469
What the hell are you saying?
We give this maniac another chance?

1069
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,391
Ah! Which maniac
would that be?

1070
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,318
l thought about this all night.
G shook them up.

1071
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:02,115
He's dangerous, but he represents
an honesty that people are longing for.

1072
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:04,117
Totally. And he represents
a spirituality--

1073
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:06,470
Spirituality
on a home shopping network?

1074
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,956
l'm sorry. Did l say spirituality?
l think l mean unconventionality.

1075
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,150
- Unique, heartfelt, wise.
- Pithy.

1076
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:14,071
- Pithy?
- Survey after survey shows...

1077
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,037
that after people buy,
they feel guilty.

1078
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,032
Even if they can afford it,
they feel it was wrong to buy
something for themselves.

1079
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:23,159
Why not put somebody on the air
who makes them feel good
about themselves for a change?

1080
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:27,159
Absolutely. And, listen,
let me just work with the guy
and let me focus his message.

1081
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:32,035
l think-- We think that G could
give us that unique image
that you're looking for.

1082
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:36,199
- Give me the deadest hour
of the day. 2:00 a.m.?
- [ Chuckling ]

1083
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,914
All right.

1084
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,275
But l--
l kid you not...

1085
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:45,911
if l'm embarrassed in any way,
shape or form, it is
going to be both your asses.

1086
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,515
- My ass entirely. Well--
- My ass too, sir.

1087
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,116
[ Beeping ]

1088
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:03,071
[ Beeping ]

1089
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,838
l mean, that's rough, you know,
but... you get the idea.

1090
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,793
Yes.

1091
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,957
You're a hungry one,
aren't you, Scott?

1092
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:28,074
- Excuse me?
- No need for excuses.
l'm a hungry one too.

1093
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:31,033
But what is it you really want?
lt isn't this.

1094
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:36,392
l want all of it--
the whole thing.

1095
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,317
Give me the network.
Let me run with it.

1096
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:43,355
l'll give you a redesign that'll
double sales inside of 18 months.

1097
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:46,557
What about Kate... and Hayman?

1098
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,790
Kate's smart.

1099
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,678
She wants to stay on
and work for me, fine.

1100
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,832
Hayman can call in
and buy things...

1101
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,235
just like everybody else.

1102
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,230
l can't believe
we're doin' this again.

1103
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,432
- [ Man ] One minute!
- Okay. A nice, deep breath.
That's good.

1104
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,357
- One minute!
- What do you think? One minute!

1105
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,516
- You with the programme? You with us?
- You're a natural.

1106
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,437
- Are you with us?
- Oh, yeah.

1107
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,994
Okay, okay. Now remember--
Let's go over this one more time.
Here's the TelePrompTer.

1108
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:21,272
- Okay.
- And when the red light goes on,
you're on, start reading.

1109
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,237
- Okay.
- Remember, hold the product up.

1110
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,396
- Fifty seconds!
- Okay, we're gonna be in the booth.

1111
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,397
- Okay.
- You're a natural.

1112
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,272
That's 'cause l love
show business.

1113
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,511
- And show business loves you.
- Show business. lt's a business.
Show business.

1114
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,756
Camera one up.
Camera two standing by.

1115
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,518
- [ Men Chattering ]
- Audio up.

1116
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,710
- [ Man #2 ] Audio. And five--
- And count it off.

1117
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,631
Four, three.

1118
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,794
- Oh, please speak.
- Mr Mum, Mr Hush. l can't believe it.

1119
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:51,959
- Hello.
- Okay. Hold it up.

1120
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:53,877
...wonderful new product
we have here.

1121
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,434
lt's called
the starfish pendant.

1122
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,755
- He's holding it up.
- He's good.

1123
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:02,509
lt's made out of two-karat gold,
wonderful two-karat gold,
which makes it very charming.

1124
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:05,393
Because it's so very light,
it's easy to wear.

1125
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:09,149
And kids love it.
lt looks great at parties.

1126
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:11,071
And the starfish pendant--

1127
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,151
Talk. Keep reading,
keep reading.

1128
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,549
- l have something better
for you than a necklace.
- Oh, no.

1129
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,438
[ Chuckles ]
This brought back a memory.

1130
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,353
- Something that happened to me
when l was a little boy.
- Memories are good.

1131
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,199
There was a storm.

1132
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:30,909
And thousands and thousands
of starfish were washed up on the shore.

1133
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,197
- Only four days ago you waved him over.
- Let's just hold on, hold on.

1134
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:37,392
And there was this beautiful
little girl running down the beach
picking up the starfish.

1135
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,317
She was frantically throwing them
back into the ocean.

1136
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,034
When l saw her doing this,
l said to her, Why are you doing that?

1137
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,550
You can only save a few before they die.
What difference does it make?'

1138
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,477
And she looked at me
and she said...

1139
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:52,037
To that one,
it makes a difference.

1140
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:56,119
To that one, it makes a difference,
that little girl said.

1141
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:59,550
And she was right. At that
very moment, she was making
a difference for that starfish...

1142
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:04,509
and she was making a difference
for herself too because she
was connected to that starfish.

1143
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,517
And that's what life
is all about-- connecting.

1144
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:10,394
ln fact, that's the only time
you're ever alive, really,
is when you're connecting.

1145
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,317
That's kind of a nice story.

1146
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,954
That's sweet. That's sweet.

1147
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,389
Well, thank you
for tuning in.

1148
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,311
And remember, let go...

1149
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,277
give in and take the journey.

1150
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,158
Oh, wait!
One other thing.

1151
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:29,316
l work here
with my friend Ricky Hayman.

1152
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,312
Where'd he get that?
Where'd he get that picture?

1153
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,436
- He asked. l just--
- [ Kate ] Oh, Barry, you didn't.

1154
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,635
- What?
- l-l didn't--

1155
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,557
Ricky doesn't like himself
because he doesn't think...

1156
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,035
he's a good person 'cause he
can't see all of his good qualities.

1157
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,509
- So-- Can you come in closer?
- Sam, frame off the picture.

1158
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,437
- Oh, this is--
- Sam, Sam.

1159
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:47,074
- l didn't--
l didn't know he was gonna--
- Don't go in close. Don't.

1160
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,991
- Don't, don't.
- Go in close.

1161
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,752
Don't. Don't go in close. Sam!

1162
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,559
- Too late.
- Oh, this is everybody's joke?

1163
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,557
- Yes.
- l see. Ha-ha-ha.

1164
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,154
lt's funny day.
Hey, cheesy.

1165
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,158
Don't. No.
Don't, don't, don't.

1166
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:03,077
There's two things you can do for me
for my friend Ricky Hayman.

1167
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,873
lf you run into this man anywhere,
if you see him anywhere...

1168
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,797
one thing is,
go up to him and tell him...

1169
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:10,195
something nice about himself
to build up his confidence.

1170
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,118
Compliment his dress
or his hairstyle or something.

1171
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,873
You look great today, Ricky.
Something, you know,
that's reassuring to him...

1172
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,036
because he has a very,
very low self-image.

1173
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,832
This is the lowest moment
of my life.

1174
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:23,515
And the second thing is you--
Hug him.

1175
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,477
No, this is
the lowest moment of my life.

1176
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:28,757
- [ Kate Laughing ]
- lf you see this man, give him a hug.

1177
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,792
He really, really wants to be hugged,
and he's not used to it.

1178
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,876
- No!
- He really needs it.

1179
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,877
No, no. No.

1180
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,549
[ Laughing ]

1181
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:42,108
l just wanted to tell you
l think you're really--

1182
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,037
really tall.

1183
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:46,754
- Very nice.
- Thank you for the national
humiliation. Thank you.

1184
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:50,429
Wait, wait, wait. Look at this.
Humiliated today, hero tomorrow.

1185
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:53,592
Hey, take a look at this.
Look at the numbers.

1186
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:56,148
- Unbelievable.
- Are those the actual numbers?
Those are the actual numbers.

1187
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,595
- These are the pendants?
- He did it.

1188
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,148
- [ Man #1 ] Look at that.
- [ Man #2 ] l can't believe it.
lt's awesome.

1189
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:04,477
My friends, do you have food
that goes to waste?

1190
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:08,030
You ever thought about using
your drive time to cook
a meal for your family?

1191
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:11,311
Do you feel the need to store
your vegetables and lunch meats forever?

1192
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:15,069
We say wet it again...
with Foggy.

1193
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,310
lt's the Hood Buddy--
the air filter that uses the heat...

1194
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:20,955
of your gas-guzzling engine
to cook fabulous meals while you drive.

1195
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:22,951
Lil Squirt--

1196
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:24,991
it's a festive fountain
that gives your fanny...

1197
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:27,634
a kiss of refreshing mist.

1198
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,433
But look what we did with Foggy!

1199
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:32,351
We made banana mush.

1200
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:37,230
Soot gives it a unique, unrivalled,
rich, hearty, robust aroma.

1201
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:40,193
Why would you dry these bananas out
in the first place?

1202
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:43,676
Then l have two words
for you, G-- suck it.

1203
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:48,197
Lil Squirt. This is probably the
nastiest product on the entire network.

1204
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,477
- 10-4, Hood Buddy.
- Yummy.

1205
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:58,192
[ G ] Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.

1206
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,117
But let's face it.
The seat-warmers...

1207
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,515
that you're sitting on are getting
more out of life than you are.

1208
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,915
Yes, they are.
And if l were you-- and l am you--

1209
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:06,951
lf l were you,
what l would do...

1210
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:10,231
is l would embrace
each and every new day...

1211
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,151
like it was a long-lost lover...

1212
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,471
and squeeze all the life juice
l possibly could.

1213
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:16,999
The juicer, the juicer.
Sam, get a shot of the juicer.

1214
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,430
- Juicers, juicers. Okay, tight shot.
- Kitchen-Aid, 79.95.

1215
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,596
Kitchen-Aid juicer, 79.95.

1216
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:24,671
- Fabulous.
- Go, go, go.

1217
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,553
[ Woman ]
Home shoppers have found a new guru.

1218
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:32,151
His name is G, and he's a mixture
of higher thinking and lower prices.

1219
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,993
Okay, get off the phone.
You have to look at these.

1220
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:39,750
- [ Ricky ] l'll call you later.
- TV Guide, Time, Forbes.

1221
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,630
Correct me if l'm wrong, sir--
[ Chuckles ]

1222
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:49,194
l don't wanna
put words in your mouth.

1223
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,949
- lt felt to me as if we had a deal.
- Well, you felt wrong.

1224
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:56,271
l said if Hayman screwed up,
you were in.

1225
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,153
He didn't.
This G goof of his...

1226
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:03,239
is the biggest thing to hit
home shopping since the cubic zirconia.

1227
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:07,953
That doesn't pique
your Sherlock Holmes brain cells?

1228
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:10,196
My God, the man has no history...

1229
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:12,550
no social security number,
no driver's licence...

1230
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:15,911
voter's registration,
birth certificate, nothing.

1231
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:19,430
G isn't even a name,
for crying out loud.
You don't find that curious?

1232
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:23,075
Yes, l do.
l just don't find it illegal.

1233
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:27,478
There is a definite Talmudic
wisdom to G's philosophy.
He is clearly a student of the--

1234
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,239
Koran figures prominently
in G's aphorisms.

1235
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,151
And l'm sure
he will tell you he's--

1236
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:34,071
A student of the New Testament.

1237
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:35,991
G's essential
religious foundation...

1238
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,753
so clearly echoes the teachings
of Jesus Christ...

1239
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:42,429
that l wonder if he might not have spent
some time in the seminary himself.

1240
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:44,511
No, don't change anything.
l wanna keep it simple.

1241
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:47,068
What? What did l tell you?
Every market.

1242
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:50,197
Right! Every market.
Let's run it everywhere. Full page.

1243
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,390
- l don't care how much it costs.
Save me this stuff in the--
- Right.

1244
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:55,080
What? A week. Let's run it
for a week, see what happens.

1245
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,720
- No, man. Thank you.
- [ Beeps ]

1246
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:06,398
Hi, nice to see you--
talk to you. Hi, hey!

1247
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,311
- Hey. Hey.
- [ Kate ] Hey!

1248
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,231
The, uh--
We're glad to get you.

1249
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,437
Listen, we're just sittin' around here--
l know it's sort of last minute.

1250
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:17,149
- We were--
- Wondering if l wanted
to go out for a drink?

1251
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,515
Exactly right. The, uh-- l don't know
what you have a taste for, but--

1252
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,751
- How about the Breakwater?
- l love the Breakwater. lt's, um--

1253
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:25,308
- What time is it? 7:00?
- Can you pick me up in half an hour?

1254
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,039
- We will see you in one half hour.
- Great.

1255
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,473
## [ Singing ln Spanish ]

1256
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:41,108
## [ Continues ]

1257
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,197
[ Music Ends ]

1258
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:43,518
[ Thunder Rumbling ]

1259
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:50,113
- [ Car Door Closes ]
- [ Ricky, Kate Laughing ]

1260
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,229
Oh. Oh.

1261
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,596
- Oh.
- [ Chuckling ]

1262
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:03,393
- l'm wet.
- You're so wet.

1263
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:06,392
Look at that. Well, Scott
was certainly right about one thing.

1264
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:08,311
About what?

1265
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,277
You do have elegant toes.

1266
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,191
[ Laughs ]

1267
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:17,316
Scott was, um--

1268
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,630
What? You two dated?

1269
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,671
A while ago.

1270
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,597
For about a minute.

1271
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:29,956
Well, you know,
he seems like a--

1272
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:32,833
- [ Laughing ] Like a determined...
- Yeah.

1273
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:36,959
- guy.
- Scott was very interested in me--

1274
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:41,238
in our relationship-- until he got
his introduction to McBainbridge.

1275
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:46,875
What? Feel like he used you?

1276
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:51,158
He did some work for us.
Made me look good, so...

1277
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,555
l guess we used each other.

1278
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,471
All's fair, right?

1279
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,195
l had a really nice time.

1280
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:06,874
l had a nice time too.

1281
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:11,153
l'll see you tomorrow.

1282
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,995
See you later.

1283
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,674
Ricky!

1284
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,069
l loved our dance.

1285
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:49,311
Damn.

1286
01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:53,111
Damn.

1287
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:58,355
[ Car Door Closes,
Footsteps Approaching ]

1288
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:20,519
[ Shouting, Chattering ]

1289
01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:24,277
- lt's G.
- What's happening?

1290
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,153
Somebody came forward, some woman.
She says G's her husband.

1291
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,350
Says he has a whole family--
six kids-- in Chicago.

1292
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:31,789
- Just walked out, abandoned them.
- Oh, l don't believe that.

1293
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:34,434
- She's holding
a press conference in an hour.
- Where?

1294
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:37,199
lt was time
for this charade to end.

1295
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:41,029
This man, G, had already
hurt me and my kids.

1296
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:42,957
And, well, when l saw this...

1297
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:48,988
l knew l couldn't let him hurt
any other innocent people.

1298
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,395
Well, isn't this just lovely.

1299
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:54,040
Scott, get us out of this.

1300
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:56,754
Okay, people.
Here's the bitter truth.

1301
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,235
The only way we're gonna get out
of this in one piece is to face it.

1302
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:02,591
So, l'm sorry, but, Ricky, Kate,
you're gonna have to resign.

1303
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:04,511
G hasn't said
if she's telling the truth.

1304
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,716
G, do you know this woman?

1305
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,677
Yes, that's Grace from Chicago.

1306
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,997
She's holding little lris
and that's Michael and Lloyd with her.

1307
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,911
Excuse me a second.

1308
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,514
- Where are you going?
- Going to say hello.

1309
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:21,312
[ Reporters Clamouring ]

1310
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:26,309
- [ Woman ] G, do you know this woman?
- Kids, hi!

1311
01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:28,829
lt's so good to--
Everybody's gotten so big.

1312
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:32,669
[ Man ] G, how long were you married
before you deserted Grace and the kids?

1313
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:37,553
- What?
- G, why did you marry Grace,
father six children...

1314
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:39,477
and just run off
in the middle of the night?

1315
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,876
You, you know what you did.
You left.

1316
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:46,430
- Now, that's true. l did leave.
- Why did you lie to America?

1317
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:49,080
- We trusted you.
- How many other families
have you destroyed?

1318
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:52,112
- Give us the real story.
- [ Man ] What is the truth here?

1319
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:55,550
[ Shouting Questions ]

1320
01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:58,638
Are you concerned
about possible jail time?

1321
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:00,955
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Please, wait a minute.

1322
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:03,235
[ Shouting Questions ]

1323
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:07,069
Stop, stop.
l lied. l lied!

1324
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:09,310
[ Shouting Stops ]

1325
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,550
l lied for the money.

1326
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,194
G-- G's a saint.

1327
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:20,197
He's not my husband
or their dad.

1328
01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:23,476
l wish--

1329
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:28,116
He stayed with us
a few winters ago as a friend.

1330
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:30,037
He helped us.

1331
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:34,270
l am so sorry.

1332
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,430
l thought--

1333
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:38,835
You know, l just--

1334
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,557
lt's all right.

1335
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,114
Okay? You all right?

1336
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:53,431
That man.

1337
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:56,353
l called him,
and l told him that l knew G.

1338
01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:59,113
- Who's she talking about?
- He offered me money. Five grand.

1339
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:02,550
$5,000 to get up here and say
a few words, to get up here and lie.

1340
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,756
He paid me to lie about G.

1341
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:09,590
l'm sorry. l may be poor, but there's
your bad man right there! There he is.

1342
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,511
- Where?
- Scott Hawkes!

1343
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:14,592
[ Crowd Chattering ]

1344
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:17,598
[ Shouting Questions ]

1345
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:21,992
[ Man ] ls this a conspiracy,
Scott, or were you by yourself?

1346
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:24,190
[ Keys Jingle On Ground ]

1347
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:27,995
- No, l have no comment.
- [ Ricky ] No more questions.

1348
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:31,231
- [ Shouting ]
- Privacy. Just a little privacy.

1349
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:35,319
- l only have a comment at this point.
- Tell us the truth.

1350
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:38,238
Don't, don't, don't-- Let him alone.
Let him have a little privacy.

1351
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,630
And, uh-- No, l wanna
take care of that.

1352
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,228
Listen, l've been empowered
by Mr John McBainbridge...

1353
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:46,351
to offer Grace $5,000...

1354
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:49,119
on behalf of G
and the Good Buy Network...

1355
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:52,431
uh, as well as $5,000
worth of Good Buy products...

1356
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:54,596
including the, uh...

1357
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:57,478
new George Foreman Lean Mean
Fat Reducer Grill Machine...

1358
01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:00,154
that's available only
on Wednesday nights on George's
show here on our show.

1359
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:02,117
- This sounds like a publicity stunt.
- Certainly is not, Tanya.

1360
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:04,754
lt was what it was, and let's all
continue on our journey.

1361
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:06,154
Thanks so much.

1362
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:10,469
[ Tune: Beethoven's Fifth Symphony ]
# G, G, G, G #

1363
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:12,636
# G, G, G, G #

1364
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:16,076
Oh. Don't you think
we're going a little far?

1365
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:19,317
With what? The announcer?
lt's the top of the show. Pizazz.

1366
01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:21,635
We're just kidding around with that,
but l want to make it an event.

1367
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:23,557
[ Announcer ]
Here's G!

1368
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:27,480
Would your life be better
with a bigger TV set?

1369
01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,318
- Yeah, sure.
- On Sundays, yeah.

1370
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:32,517
- Or a V.C.R.?
- TV set, V.C.R.

1371
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:36,036
[ Gasps ]
Or a laser disc, yes?

1372
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:39,357
He's especially excited about
laser discs. Great. Look up
the numbers; get ready to type.

1373
01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:41,271
- No.
- [ Together ] No?

1374
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:43,191
- No.
- [ Chuckling ]

1375
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:46,113
No, no. Can't you see?
This-- This doesn't mean anything.

1376
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:51,075
- My clothes don't mean anything.
- l just wish he weren't
so... anti-everything.

1377
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:52,997
You know what's
really important?

1378
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:55,554
- l'll show you. Come on.
- Oop, here we go.
Fasten your seat belts.

1379
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:58,035
- Come with me?
- Come with me.
- Let me show you.

1380
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,956
This is important.

1381
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:14,276
This is crucial.

1382
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:16,994
This is something that every person
should have in their life.

1383
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,640
This is a gift
you will never get tired of.

1384
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,513
Her name is Kate, and she is
as wonderful as you possibly can get.

1385
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:25,632
And you know why?
Because when you talk to Kate...

1386
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,716
she listens to what you say.

1387
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,832
And that's more important
than any V.C.R. and any television.

1388
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,076
lsn't that right, Kate?

1389
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:35,395
l'm sorry.
l wasn't listening. What'd you say?

1390
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:39,308
How could you not love this woman?
How charming is she?

1391
01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:42,432
How wonderful is she?
Let me tell you.

1392
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:45,717
Let me tell you what everybody
out there needs to find
ultimate and true happiness.

1393
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,558
Come back, Brutus.

1394
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,833
Seventy-five years. That's
how much time you get if you're lucky.

1395
01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:59,269
Seventy-five years.
Seventy-five winters...

1396
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:03,359
seventy-five springtimes, seventy-five
summers and seventy-five autumns.

1397
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:05,476
When you look at it like that,
it's not a lot of time, is it?

1398
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:08,273
Don't waste them.
Get your head out of the rat race...

1399
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:11,551
and forget about the superficial things
that preoccupy your existence...

1400
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:13,477
and get back
to what's important now.

1401
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:15,397
Right now, this very second.

1402
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:18,512
And l'm not saying drop everything and
let the world come to a grinding halt.

1403
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:21,313
l'm saying that you can become a seeker.
You can be loving more.

1404
01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:23,317
You could be taking some chances.
You could be living more.

1405
01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:25,237
You can be spending more time
with your family.

1406
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,715
You can be getting in touch
with the part of you that
lives instead of fears...

1407
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,950
the part of you
that loves instead of hates...

1408
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:33,038
the part of you that recognizes
the humanity in all of us.

1409
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,196
And l tell you,
that's where your fortune--

1410
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:37,874
Oh, there it is. lt was a momentary
bobble. We're back, we're back.

1411
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:41,231
Careful, Brutus, don't fall down.
l want you to see something.

1412
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,318
Something very, very important.

1413
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:48,193
Okay, right here.

1414
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:51,710
Can you fill the screen up
with this grass here for me, Brutus?

1415
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:56,117
That's the answer right there.

1416
01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:58,595
That's what it's all about,
right there.

1417
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:21,074
Just take a little break
just for a second.

1418
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:26,035
Just, just look at this,
this beautiful...

1419
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:29,709
peaceful parcel of earth
around us.

1420
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:32,195
Go ahead, wherever you are.
Just--

1421
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:35,073
Just go look at some grass.
Go ahead.

1422
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:37,469
Just go do it.
Just, just go--

1423
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,875
Just go look at some grass.

1424
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:54,034
Speedy, come on over here.
Take a look at this grass.

1425
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:58,878
[ Ricky ]
Barry. Barry! Barry. Barry.

1426
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:01,076
Gentlemen, battle stations,
battle stations.

1427
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,111
J.P., we're just about to
get ready to shoot here live.

1428
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:06,357
Okay, go, go. Barry, Barry!
Where is he? Where is he?

1429
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:08,516
Come on, come on, come on!
We're just about to cut to you.

1430
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:11,313
Hold up the mat. Yeah.
l want you to talk about the mat.

1431
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:13,237
- Okay?
- l don't wanna. l'm not on-air.

1432
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:15,715
- Let's call it a peaceful parcel.
- Peaceful par--? What?

1433
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:17,631
- Do you understand?
- l'm not-- l'm not on-air--

1434
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:19,551
Go, go!

1435
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:22,154
Can we-- Are we--
We're gonna go in tight, right?

1436
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:24,999
'Cause l don't--
Oh. Oh, man.

1437
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:28,351
Okay, Sam, what's up? Barry,
he's on the floor with one of his mats.

1438
01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:31,597
The grass mats. Get ready to go to
a shot of him or a close one on the mat.

1439
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:33,472
Right. One, on Barry.
Two, tight on mat.

1440
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:36,273
- Here we go.
- Ricky, l am not on-air talent!

1441
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,550
Also, get ready to go
to the graphics. Ready!

1442
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:41,791
- Okay, graphics prepped and ready.
- You have to let go--

1443
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:44,030
Of your worries.

1444
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:45,951
- Go to graphics.
- Go to graphics.

1445
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:48,474
- Go to G.
- G.
- G up.

1446
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:53,315
- Give in--
- To your desires.

1447
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:55,516
- Go to graphics.
- Graphics.

1448
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,238
- Go to G.
- On G.

1449
01:18:57,360 --> 01:19:00,352
- And take the journey--
- To your telephone...

1450
01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:02,715
and call the Good Buy Channel...

1451
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:04,677
where the good buys
are available 24-hours a day.

1452
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:06,591
- Go to graphics.
- Graphics.

1453
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:09,877
- Go to Barry.
- And to Barry.
- Cue Barry.

1454
01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:14,391
[ Stammering ]
Okay.

1455
01:19:16,280 --> 01:19:19,431
- Thanks, G. [ Chuckles ] Um--
- [ Ricky ] Good.

1456
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:23,075
You're watching the, uh,
the Good Buy Shopping Network...

1457
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:28,314
where the grass is always...
just a little bit greener.

1458
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:30,914
- [ Phone Ringing ]
- Look at him go.

1459
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:34,589
This is Kate.
Hi, Mary.

1460
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:37,399
Great. l'll tell him.

1461
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:40,592
Well, we don't have to worry about
what to do with the grass mats.

1462
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:43,553
- They're selling out.
- Already?

1463
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:47,389
Now, that's what l like to hear.
The grass mats are selling out.

1464
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:50,597
- All right!
- [ Laughing ]

1465
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:53,951
Thank you so much.
Good job.

1466
01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:57,510
[ Barry ] lf you're feeling bad,
and you want a little spring...

1467
01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:00,393
in your winter--
[ Continues lndistinct ]

1468
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:05,954
[ Crowd Shouting ]

1469
01:20:57,000 --> 01:21:00,959
Well, that was just the best macaroni
and cheese dinner l think l ever... had.

1470
01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:03,190
Kraft in the box is,
of course, the classic...

1471
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:05,874
- but you have a... touch.
- My pleasure.

1472
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:11,839
- Are you okay?
- l'm fine.

1473
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:13,751
Wait a minute.

1474
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:16,115
The way you say
l'm fine--

1475
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:19,073
What's the matter?

1476
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:21,276
l'm worried about G.

1477
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:23,237
Remember when we first met him?

1478
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:26,238
He was so happy.
And that smile.

1479
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:28,993
And now he just seems drained.

1480
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:32,038
Well, like us.
You know, it's all the work.

1481
01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:35,829
Right, it is all the work. And now that
he's caught on, it'll only get worse.

1482
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:40,357
lt started so simply, and now it's
become this whole, big production.

1483
01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:42,271
lt's the Hayman
and Newell circus...

1484
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:45,796
with the G chants and the orchestras
and the announcers.

1485
01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:48,155
- Kinda fun, huh? Kitsch.
- Oh. Today...

1486
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:51,710
- Yeah?
- at the station, they were
pitching me things that go...

1487
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:54,155
- way beyond the G T-shirts.
- What did they show you?

1488
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:56,589
They have got
this cheese spread...

1489
01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:59,234
- named after him called--
- G Whiz.

1490
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:01,436
- [ Chuckling ] What? ls that terrible?
- Oh.

1491
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:03,351
- You knew about this?
- l helped come up with it.

1492
01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:05,271
- l thought it was funny.
- Oh, Ricky.

1493
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:08,033
- What?
- What about that wrapping ribbon...

1494
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:10,435
- called the, the--
- G String.

1495
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:12,471
[ Snickering ]

1496
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:15,074
Look, l mean,
who are we hurting anyway?

1497
01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:17,993
You know, the people who are
getting this amazing message?

1498
01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:20,680
l don't think so. You know.
Certainly-- Are we hurting G?

1499
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,553
You know, instead of getting stuff
tossed at him on some lonely highway...

1500
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:26,632
he's reaching America,
he's reaching the country.

1501
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:28,557
Who's losing out?
lt's all good.

1502
01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:31,240
Yes, but we are making money
off of that image.

1503
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:33,635
But-- No, but so does every religion
that sells a crucifix...

1504
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:36,513
or a Star of David or a stick
of incense is making money.

1505
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:38,437
And, you know,
everything that we sell...

1506
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:41,791
people are buying, l think,
'cause they feel closer to G.

1507
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:44,992
And if they wear a G T-shirt,
people think, oh, you know...

1508
01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:47,475
what he's all about,
what he's talking about,
and they become better people.

1509
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:49,955
Don't you think so?
l think so.

1510
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:52,071
The difference is...

1511
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:54,794
- What?
- G would do this for free.

1512
01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:01,950
l think we should let him go.

1513
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:03,957
What?
[ Stammering ]

1514
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,958
l mean, he's not chained in my basement,
you know. He's a free man.

1515
01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:09,913
- But what are you talking about?
- lt's the right thing to do.

1516
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,639
l've decided
to take G prime time.

1517
01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:19,871
l'm gonna give him his own
half-hour show. What's the matter?

1518
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:23,157
- Surely you don't think
this is a bad idea.
- No, no.

1519
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,475
He has the broadest appeal of any
on-air personality we've ever had.

1520
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:27,352
Yeah, that's right,
that's right, but, uh--

1521
01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:30,193
And l love the idea of a new G show.
l was thinking the same thing.

1522
01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:32,356
This is so funny. That's why l wanted
to talk to you. Listen to this.

1523
01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:34,755
l think it's a great idea.
What if--

1524
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,751
uh, we start a show--
whatever time slot--

1525
01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,838
with G and other hosts?

1526
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:43,515
Wait a minute.
An ensemble show...

1527
01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:45,989
where G doesn't have to,
you know, carry the whole thing.

1528
01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:48,873
- We could even phase him out
at some point--
- Are you nuts?

1529
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:52,515
He's the guy they're interested in.
l don't understand your hesitation.

1530
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:55,313
Oh, wait a second.
Wait. l know.

1531
01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:57,749
- Yeah.
- l know, and l understand.

1532
01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:01,310
- Yeah!
- You're upset because l promised
l'd take care of you...

1533
01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:03,356
if this took off, and l haven't.

1534
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:05,158
- Oh. Oh.
- Yet.

1535
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:08,710
But if you launch this...

1536
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:11,877
and if you make it work...

1537
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:15,350
then... everything
you've wanted...

1538
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:19,956
everything that you have
ever dreamed about will be yours--

1539
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:23,277
an office next to mine...

1540
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:26,597
a view of the studio, a car...

1541
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:30,235
the perks, the bonuses--

1542
01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:33,756
everything will be yours.

1543
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:39,511
- And Kate?
- To hell with Kate.

1544
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:42,751
Do you wanna produce the show
or don't you?

1545
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:45,798
Look, as far as l'm concerned,
Kate is indispensable.

1546
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:47,871
We couldn't have gotten here
without Kate, and...

1547
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:51,236
my deal would have to be in place,
'cause, that's right...

1548
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:53,874
- you said the last show,
if l made that work--
- l also said...

1549
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:57,959
to get G signed up, and have you
done that, Mr On-the-ball?

1550
01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:01,350
- Yeah, he's been here.
- l don't see any paper.

1551
01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:03,277
Oh, well, that's just
a matter of signing.

1552
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:05,709
Why? He doesn't have a pen?
You get him signed up.

1553
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:12,354
And then...
we'll talk your deal.

1554
01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:19,871
Whether you're a lover of jazz,
gospel, classic or rock...

1555
01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:22,269
you'll be able to select
the kind of sound...

1556
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:25,153
that is going to fit
whatever kind of music you enjoy.

1557
01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:28,829
This is the stereo that really does
give you all kinds of features...

1558
01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:31,076
but it does it
in a compact size.

1559
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:33,953
So if it's gonna go on a bookshelf,
if it's gonna go--

1560
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:36,753
[ Continues lndistinct ]

1561
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,996
[ Clears Throat ]
Am l bothering you?

1562
01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:04,231
No. How could you ever bother me?
l love talking to you.

1563
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:07,272
That's what l wanted to do--
talk with you.

1564
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:09,470
- Ricky and l were thinking--
- [ Phone Ringing ]

1565
01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:13,109
Excuse me one second. Hello?

1566
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,998
Yes, Dr Simon.

1567
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:19,390
[ Chuckles ] So tell me, how long
before l can continue my journey?

1568
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:28,476
How could it be chronic?

1569
01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:30,596
Uh, how can it be chronic?

1570
01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:32,995
Well, i-it's chronic because--

1571
01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:41,595
lt's chronic because of the decrease
that we registered in your--

1572
01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:49,317
[ Coughing ]
l'm sorry, l got--

1573
01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:53,228
l got a little phlegm there. And--
[ Clearing Throat ]

1574
01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:58,957
[ Coughing ] Yeah, the, um,
the decrease we registered in your N--

1575
01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,275
Dolphins.
Endorphins!

1576
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:03,510
l'm sorry, l-l couldn't
read my own writing.

1577
01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:06,034
You know, doctor's handwriting.
Yes.

1578
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:09,516
Uh, that number
was sufficiently...

1579
01:27:13,680 --> 01:27:17,355
low, so...

1580
01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:19,869
ass two, as to...

1581
01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:23,316
demonstrate...
that you...

1582
01:27:23,440 --> 01:27:25,351
have a...

1583
01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:27,277
poor heart--

1584
01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:31,871
At this time, l'm--

1585
01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:33,871
l'm, uh--

1586
01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:38,591
l'm afraid, uh, that you, uh...

1587
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:40,875
need to--

1588
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:50,710
Stay on the floor!
Uh, no, l'm sorry.

1589
01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:54,713
l'm sorry. l was, uh,
giving instructions to my dog.

1590
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:58,349
Yeah, l'm-l'm afraid that
this time you need to, uh...

1591
01:27:58,480 --> 01:28:00,516
stick... around...

1592
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:03,917
for several months, or...

1593
01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:07,756
- perhaps until the end of time.
- [ Toy Squeaking ]

1594
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:10,235
Uh, just a little
doctor joke there, G.

1595
01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:13,437
- [ Squeaks ]
- [ Chuckling ] Yeah.

1596
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:15,715
No, l'm just calling
to make sure that you're okay.

1597
01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:19,076
Yeah, l-l-l know
that you're disappointed.

1598
01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:22,311
No, as soon as the heat breaks,
l'll-l'll call to...

1599
01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:24,670
make another appointment.

1600
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:27,519
Yeah, l'm sorry.
Thanks. Bye-bye.

1601
01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:29,431
[ Sighing ]

1602
01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:31,636
[ Sighing ]
Did he buy that?

1603
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:34,115
l think so.

1604
01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:37,835
He sounded awfully sad, though.

1605
01:28:37,960 --> 01:28:39,757
He did?

1606
01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:42,997
Okay, now l can get him
to sign the contract.

1607
01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:45,634
- Oh, my God.
- Kate! Kate!

1608
01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:47,995
What, what, what, what?
No, what? Where are you going?

1609
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:50,992
Ricky, how? G trusted you.
l trusted you.

1610
01:28:51,120 --> 01:28:52,917
- You can trust me.
- Oh, please!

1611
01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:55,110
Okay, honey, that was wrong.
That was wrong.

1612
01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:57,800
Listen, sweetie, don't be upset with me.
l need-need more time.

1613
01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:00,115
But don't be upset.
Not when everything's goin' good for us.

1614
01:29:00,240 --> 01:29:02,800
Going good? l just watched you
lie to our friend.

1615
01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:05,070
No, but that was isolated. l didn't
wanna do it. l'll tell you all about it.

1616
01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:06,997
l had a meeting with McBainbridge
this morning. l had this idea...

1617
01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:09,680
which l alluded to last night,
about phasing him out eventually...

1618
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:12,439
but he said my job depends
on getting him to sign this contract.

1619
01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:14,630
Oh, so all's fair, never mind
what's good or right for anybody else.

1620
01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:16,796
- No, no, l think
you're being irrational.
- Trying to persuade me...

1621
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:18,711
- l'm stupid is not a good way
to win the argument.
- Okay, okay.

1622
01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:20,950
Just tell me what you want me
to do to make it right. Please.

1623
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:23,952
Okay. Okay.

1624
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:26,797
No, Kate.

1625
01:29:26,920 --> 01:29:28,797
John, l wanted to talk to you
about Ricky's contract.

1626
01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:31,155
Speaking of contracts,
is it settled?

1627
01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:34,272
- ls what settled?
- l'm putting G on prime time.

1628
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:37,233
His own show. Hayman's gonna produce,
if he doesn't screw up.

1629
01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:39,635
Oh, he won't screw up.

1630
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:41,990
Ricky's a go-to,
game-on-the-line guy.

1631
01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:43,951
ln fact, that's what l wanted
to talk to you about, John.

1632
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:45,877
l wanted to recommend
that you renew Ricky's contract.

1633
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:47,797
l think the two of you
make an excellent team.

1634
01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:49,717
What the hell
is that supposed to mean?

1635
01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:52,229
You two are cut from the same cloth.
Anything for a buck. Destroying G--

1636
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:55,716
Hold it a second! lf l recall, you're
the one who talked me into using G...

1637
01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:57,916
with your 30%% rise in calls.

1638
01:29:58,000 --> 01:29:59,831
Well, l was wrong.
l wish l never had.

1639
01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:02,878
Well, if you don't like it, fine!
Now you've said your piece.

1640
01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:05,030
But it's not your network,
it's my network...

1641
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:07,549
and nobody tells me
how to run my network.

1642
01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:11,070
l created you. You walk when l tell you
to walk. You run when l tell you to run.

1643
01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:14,476
And you sell what
l tell you to sell!

1644
01:30:15,480 --> 01:30:17,311
l will not sell my soul.

1645
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:23,309
- Kate, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

1646
01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:25,556
Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate!

1647
01:30:25,680 --> 01:30:27,955
l just can't believe l was
right about you after all.

1648
01:30:28,080 --> 01:30:30,230
l never wanted to be wrong
so much in my life.

1649
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:45,991
- Ricky Hayman?
- Yeah.

1650
01:30:50,480 --> 01:30:53,278
[ Phone Beeps, Dialling ]

1651
01:30:56,280 --> 01:30:59,716
[ Ringing ]

1652
01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:01,631
- Hello?
- Kate, hi, it's Ricky.

1653
01:31:01,720 --> 01:31:03,551
- [ Clicks ]
- Hello?

1654
01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:14,389
- [ G ] A contract?
- Yeah, it's, uh...

1655
01:31:14,480 --> 01:31:18,155
it's for six months with provisions for
extending it if things are going well...

1656
01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:22,910
and you're gonna be paid...
very well, of course.

1657
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:25,031
But you can put some aside
for your future...

1658
01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:28,197
or, or, uh,
give it to a charity.

1659
01:31:31,360 --> 01:31:34,397
ls this what you want?

1660
01:31:34,480 --> 01:31:38,234
Because if this is what you want, all
you have to do is ask, and l'll do it.

1661
01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:55,710
[ Sighing ]
Yeah. Would you sign?

1662
01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:07,878
## [ Woman Vocalizing ]

1663
01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:19,474
Well, Mr Hayman,
what have we here?

1664
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:22,876
Ah. ls this
what l think it is?

1665
01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:26,157
Well, l'll be dipped in shit.
You have done it, my boy.

1666
01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:28,191
l can't believe it!
[ Laughing ]

1667
01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:31,471
# l like spaghetti, l love meatballs
Viva la compagnie #

1668
01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:33,670
[ Laughing ]

1669
01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:35,597
Proud of you! Proud of you!
Come on.

1670
01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:37,790
Let me usher you
to your new digs.

1671
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:39,717
Follow me. Follow me.

1672
01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:43,635
## [ Vocalizing Continues ]

1673
01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:57,079
Well, here you are, Hayman.
The command module.

1674
01:32:57,200 --> 01:33:00,829
All systems go.
[ Chuckles ]

1675
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:05,795
And l want you to screw your courage
to the sticking post and blast off!

1676
01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:09,230
[ Chuckles ]
Proud of you, my boy. Proud of you.

1677
01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:13,273
# l like spaghetti, l love meatballs
Viva la compagnie #

1678
01:33:13,360 --> 01:33:16,272
[ Laughing ]
# Viva la, viva la, viva l'amore #

1679
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:18,197
# Viva la, viva la, viva l'amore #

1680
01:33:18,320 --> 01:33:20,515
# Viva l'amore, viva l'amore ##

1681
01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:24,559
## [ Vocalizing Continues ]

1682
01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:36,237
- Hello?
- Please don't hang--

1683
01:33:40,880 --> 01:33:44,873
l just want you to know that G's in
the studio, and we're almost ready...

1684
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:46,035
so you should get down
to the control booth.

1685
01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:48,071
Okay, be there in a sec.

1686
01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:51,276
- Okay.
- Thank you.

1687
01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:53,391
## [ Vocalizing Continues ]

1688
01:34:04,280 --> 01:34:07,590
Here we go.
Camera one, you are wide shot.
Camera two, you're tight on G.

1689
01:34:07,720 --> 01:34:11,030
Camera three, you are roaming
on product. Camera four,
you're ready. Stand by.

1690
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:13,355
- Camera three, are you ready?
Come on. Back it up.
- G's ready. He's out of make-up.

1691
01:34:36,720 --> 01:34:39,439
- Oh, there you are.
- Here l am.

1692
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:41,391
- Ready?
- Very much so.

1693
01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:43,909
- Okay.
- [ Man ] One minute!

1694
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:46,036
- Show time.
- Yeah-- Wait, wait.

1695
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:48,435
Uh, you know what?

1696
01:34:51,040 --> 01:34:53,395
Don't do it.
Don't-Don't do the show.

1697
01:34:53,520 --> 01:34:58,036
Don't do the show.
Leave the studio right now.

1698
01:34:58,120 --> 01:35:00,475
- Continue your journey.
- What?

1699
01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:02,750
Yeah. You know, it's not you.

1700
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:05,110
The show's-- if you do it,
you're gonna be big, big.

1701
01:35:05,240 --> 01:35:07,879
Everybody's gonna be
crazy about you, but, uh--

1702
01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:10,833
Just go and--
[ Sighing ]

1703
01:35:10,920 --> 01:35:13,070
You had a call two days ago
from Dr Simon.

1704
01:35:13,160 --> 01:35:15,628
That was Barry pretending to be
Dr Simon. l put him up to it...

1705
01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:19,679
and your heart is... fine.

1706
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:22,189
- What?
- l know my heart's fine.

1707
01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:25,392
So is yours, Ricky.
So is yours.

1708
01:35:27,760 --> 01:35:31,389
- What do you mean? You knew?
- Oh, yes, l've known all along.

1709
01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:35,798
Well, so why'd you stay?

1710
01:35:35,880 --> 01:35:38,678
l stayed 'cause l wanted to help you,
and because l like you.

1711
01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:42,554
But most of all, you really
make me laugh. You're a very funny man.

1712
01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:48,240
Yeah, well, l've gotten--
l've gotten...

1713
01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:51,232
so that l don't wanna strangle you
so much as l used to.

1714
01:35:51,360 --> 01:35:53,555
But-But, uh--
You know, really...

1715
01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:56,274
take off, 'cause, you know,
l'm gonna, you know--

1716
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:59,358
l don't wanna change my mind,
you know--

1717
01:36:03,440 --> 01:36:05,396
Beautiful man, Ricky.

1718
01:36:07,600 --> 01:36:09,830
l'm a dead man.

1719
01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:14,997
All right.

1720
01:36:25,320 --> 01:36:27,356
[ Choir ]
# G, G, G, G #

1721
01:36:28,960 --> 01:36:32,157
- # G, G, G, G ##
- And cue announcer.

1722
01:36:32,280 --> 01:36:34,635
lt's The G Spot!

1723
01:36:34,720 --> 01:36:37,553
Philosophy,
a higher state of consciousness...

1724
01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:39,835
and nonstop shopping!

1725
01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:43,635
- Here's G!
- Fade up, camera one. Cue G.

1726
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:47,076
[ Applause ]

1727
01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:50,670
[ Chanting ]
G! G! G! G!

1728
01:36:54,560 --> 01:36:56,551
He's always full of surprises.

1729
01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:58,915
- Surprise, surprise, surprise.
- Hang in there, guys.

1730
01:37:02,320 --> 01:37:04,595
- [ Applause Subsides ]
- Hi, l'm Ricky Hayman.

1731
01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:07,911
[ Scattered Applause ]

1732
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:13,031
What is he doing?

1733
01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:16,317
Thank you.
And G, um...

1734
01:37:16,440 --> 01:37:18,237
is my friend.

1735
01:37:18,360 --> 01:37:21,830
And he's... a special fellow.

1736
01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:24,514
- [ Applause ]
- l know-- Yeah, l know
you guys know that.

1737
01:37:24,640 --> 01:37:26,437
That's why you're here
or why you're watching.

1738
01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:29,358
But that's also
the reason that, um...

1739
01:37:29,440 --> 01:37:31,431
l couldn't let him
do this tonight.

1740
01:37:31,520 --> 01:37:35,911
So-- Yeah. l'm here to apologize
to you and to our viewers...

1741
01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:38,355
'cause G agreed to continue
doin' this show if l asked him to...

1742
01:37:38,440 --> 01:37:41,910
but l had to, uh, let him go.

1743
01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:45,032
- [ Together ] Let him go?
- [ All Chattering ]

1744
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:48,317
Because l knew that he...

1745
01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:52,115
would be happier in his heart...

1746
01:37:52,240 --> 01:37:54,879
if he continued on his journey.

1747
01:37:56,440 --> 01:37:58,908
And it wouldn't have been
right of me to keep him here.

1748
01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:01,429
l mean, you don't know me, but this is--
For once in my life...

1749
01:38:01,560 --> 01:38:04,836
l wanted to do the right,
the right thing.

1750
01:38:04,960 --> 01:38:07,030
l mean, he doesn't care
about worldwide audiences, certainly...

1751
01:38:07,160 --> 01:38:09,799
or fame or money,
for that matter; that's me.

1752
01:38:09,920 --> 01:38:12,070
[ Ricky ]
l'm, l'm guilty--

1753
01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:15,675
Get me Security!
l want Hayman out of here! Now!

1754
01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:19,110
- All G cares about
is for us to see life...
- [ Ringing ]

1755
01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:21,031
as the gift that it is.

1756
01:38:21,120 --> 01:38:23,918
- Kill this!
Yank that son of a bitch!
- [ Applause ]

1757
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:26,673
Okay. Sure.
What would you like me to go to?

1758
01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:29,951
- Anything!
- Okay, sure. Let me find--

1759
01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:34,392
Oh, for Christ's sake.
l'll do it myself. Assholes!

1760
01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:36,397
...real, real hard.

1761
01:38:36,480 --> 01:38:39,438
Of course, l'm not G.
l'm just a...

1762
01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:43,035
a regular, a regular type,
but, um...

1763
01:38:43,160 --> 01:38:47,358
l think...
l'm finally gettin' it.

1764
01:38:47,480 --> 01:38:51,996
That you never...
feel more whole...

1765
01:38:52,120 --> 01:38:54,714
and right...

1766
01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:58,879
than when you love...
another person...

1767
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,434
and when you know that
that other person loves you back.

1768
01:39:03,160 --> 01:39:05,833
And l had that.

1769
01:39:05,920 --> 01:39:08,878
But l might have
messed it up just a...

1770
01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:10,871
just a little bit ago.

1771
01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:15,391
Her name's Kate, and, uh...

1772
01:39:15,520 --> 01:39:18,910
she made me wanna do better--

1773
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:22,350
to do what was right.

1774
01:39:22,480 --> 01:39:26,792
And l didn't listen.
And l'm real, real...

1775
01:39:26,880 --> 01:39:31,590
sorry... that l didn't
do this before.

1776
01:39:31,680 --> 01:39:34,478
[ Sighing ] Not that doin'
the right thing hasn't cost me.

1777
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:36,391
You know, l've lost my job.

1778
01:39:36,480 --> 01:39:38,311
- [ Sympathetic Murmurs ]
- Yeah, the--

1779
01:39:38,400 --> 01:39:40,231
[ TV Clicks Off ]

1780
01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:51,313
The second G was out,
so was l, but, um--

1781
01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:53,311
You know-- Hey!

1782
01:39:53,440 --> 01:39:56,750
Look, look who's there. You know who
that is? That's, uh, Mr McBainbridge.

1783
01:39:56,840 --> 01:39:58,671
Can you get a shot of Mr McBainbridge?
Turn around.

1784
01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:00,950
Will, can you please get
a shot of Mr McBainbridge?

1785
01:40:01,080 --> 01:40:03,640
- This is my boss, or my ex-boss.
- [ Audience Booing ]

1786
01:40:03,720 --> 01:40:07,190
No, no, no.
No, no, wait a second. Wait a second.

1787
01:40:07,320 --> 01:40:10,835
- [ Booing Continues ]
- No, no, no, don't boo.
Don't boo. He's not evil.

1788
01:40:10,920 --> 01:40:13,229
He's just, uh, alone,
l think.

1789
01:40:13,320 --> 01:40:16,790
You know what he needs is--
[ Stammering ] a hug.

1790
01:40:16,920 --> 01:40:19,593
lf you see this guy on the street,
give him a hug. Or, no,
better yet, give him a kiss.

1791
01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:22,717
- Give him a big kiss... on the cheek.
- [ Applauding, Laughing ]

1792
01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:25,593
- lt'll help him.
- [ Laughing ]

1793
01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:28,154
Don't fight him, Mr McBainbridge.
Ah, they're fighting like two bears.

1794
01:40:28,280 --> 01:40:31,272
Mr McBainbridge.
Mr McBainbridge.

1795
01:40:31,360 --> 01:40:33,510
We love you,
Mr McBainbridge. Yes.

1796
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:35,591
Oh, l like you too.
You too.

1797
01:40:35,680 --> 01:40:39,639
You too.
Y-- What?

1798
01:40:39,720 --> 01:40:42,075
- [ Ricky ] Say it. You're on TV. Say.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

1799
01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:44,270
- Barry, there's a call for Ricky.
- [ Chuckling ]

1800
01:40:44,400 --> 01:40:48,837
Put it through to the floor.
Ricky, you've got a phone call.

1801
01:40:48,960 --> 01:40:50,757
l do?

1802
01:40:50,880 --> 01:40:53,713
- Should l take a call? l--
- [ Audience ] Yes!

1803
01:40:53,840 --> 01:40:55,637
Okay. Hello.

1804
01:40:55,760 --> 01:40:58,194
[ Kate ] This isn't fair. l should
have my own show to answer you on.

1805
01:40:58,320 --> 01:41:00,197
- Kate?
- lt's Kate!

1806
01:41:00,320 --> 01:41:03,312
- [ Cheering ]
- Yeah!

1807
01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:05,755
- lt's Kate.
- That's nice.

1808
01:41:05,880 --> 01:41:09,555
You've been so public about your
feelings. l wish l could do the same.

1809
01:41:09,640 --> 01:41:11,915
Well, maybe QVC'll give you a show.
Where are you?

1810
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:15,390
l'm in the car racing to get to you.
l would have called-- [ Static ]

1811
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:17,317
- We lost her. Hello?
- Hello?

1812
01:41:17,440 --> 01:41:20,034
- Hi, hi, there you are.
Where are you now?
- l'm so close.

1813
01:41:20,160 --> 01:41:22,469
- l'm at the studio.
- l'll see you at the front.
l'll see you at the front door.

1814
01:41:22,560 --> 01:41:24,039
- [ Applause ]
- What do l do?

1815
01:41:24,160 --> 01:41:26,833
- What do we do? l don't know.
- Stay with him. Stay with him.

1816
01:41:26,920 --> 01:41:29,275
l'm on it.

1817
01:41:31,800 --> 01:41:34,758
Brutus, Brutus, you're missing
all the good stuff, Brutus.
Move it, move it!

1818
01:41:38,000 --> 01:41:39,797
Kate!

1819
01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:44,359
- [ Cheering ]
- [ Cheering ]

1820
01:41:44,480 --> 01:41:47,552
- [ Cheering ]
- [ Sobbing ]

1821
01:41:47,680 --> 01:41:50,399
- They're so sweet together.
- Yeah.

1822
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:52,078
Yeah, okay.
Now move around.

1823
01:41:54,360 --> 01:41:56,555
Move to the left. Move to the left.
Come around. Come around left.

1824
01:41:56,640 --> 01:41:59,791
Yeah. Oh, that's beautiful.
Oh, that's great. That's great, guys.

1825
01:41:59,880 --> 01:42:03,634
Oh, this is great stuff.
This is great stuff.

1826
01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:05,671
- [ Chuckling ]
- Come here.

1827
01:42:05,760 --> 01:42:07,910
[ Barry ] Oh, they're taking off.
Go with them again. Follow them again.

1828
01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:10,355
Keep goin', keep goin'.
Oh, that's beautiful.

1829
01:42:10,480 --> 01:42:12,948
- Stay with them.
- Don't do that!

1830
01:42:13,080 --> 01:42:15,355
Way to go, Ricky.
Way to go.

1831
01:42:15,480 --> 01:42:16,913
- l'm sorry.
- lt doesn't matter.

1832
01:42:17,040 --> 01:42:18,758
- l'm so sorry.
- lt doesn't matter.

1833
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:20,791
l love you.

1834
01:42:22,280 --> 01:42:24,111
[ Whispering ]
l love you, Kate.

1835
01:42:37,440 --> 01:42:40,079
[ Kate ]
Goodbyes are so sad.

1836
01:42:40,160 --> 01:42:43,470
Yes, some goodbyes
are very sad.

1837
01:42:43,560 --> 01:42:45,994
And other goodbyes are like,
Hallelujah, that pyjama-wearing...

1838
01:42:46,080 --> 01:42:49,629
urine-sipping, floor-sleeping freak
has left my house forever.'

1839
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:51,955
[ Laughing ]
That really was herbal tea, right?

1840
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:54,634
- l don't know, Robert.
- [ Laughing ]

1841
01:42:55,680 --> 01:42:57,511
Maybe you'll come back.

1842
01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:00,034
You know, winters are
really great down here.

1843
01:43:02,200 --> 01:43:05,431
We're gonna be together
whenever we think about each other.

1844
01:43:05,560 --> 01:43:07,630
For me, l promise
that'll be every night.

1845
01:43:09,040 --> 01:43:10,837
Goodbyes are sad.
Especially this goodbye.

1846
01:43:10,960 --> 01:43:13,235
- l really don't wanna say goodbye.
- Uh-uh.

1847
01:43:15,760 --> 01:43:17,557
Kate.

1848
01:43:29,280 --> 01:43:31,111
Robert Ricky.

1849
01:43:36,720 --> 01:43:40,030
Your good is better.
Your better is blessed.

1850
01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:31,631
# Ee-ee #

1851
01:44:34,400 --> 01:44:37,676
# Everybody's got a thing #

1852
01:44:37,760 --> 01:44:41,594
# But some don't know
how to handle it #

1853
01:44:41,720 --> 01:44:45,156
# Always reachin' out in vain #

1854
01:44:45,280 --> 01:44:49,478
# Just taking the things
not worth having #

1855
01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:51,795
# But don't you worry
'bout a thing #

1856
01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:57,518
# Don't you worry
'bout a thing, mama #

1857
01:44:57,600 --> 01:45:00,273
# 'Cause l'll be standing
on the side #

1858
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:02,868
# When you check it out #

1859
01:45:05,560 --> 01:45:09,155
# You say your style
of life's a drag #

1860
01:45:09,280 --> 01:45:12,795
# And that you must go
other places #

1861
01:45:12,920 --> 01:45:16,390
# But just don't you feel too bad #

1862
01:45:16,480 --> 01:45:20,553
# When you get fooled
by smiling faces #

1863
01:45:20,640 --> 01:45:23,029
# But don't you worry
'bout a thing #

1864
01:45:24,520 --> 01:45:28,593
# Don't you worry
'bout a thing, mama #

1865
01:45:28,680 --> 01:45:33,117
# 'Cause l'll be standing on
the side when you check it #

1866
01:45:33,240 --> 01:45:39,793
# Out #

1867
01:45:39,880 --> 01:45:45,273
# When you get off #

1868
01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:46,628
# Your trip #

1869
01:45:46,760 --> 01:45:53,791
# Don't you worry 'bout a thing #

1870
01:45:53,920 --> 01:46:00,029
# Don't you worry
'bout a thing #

1871
01:46:01,680 --> 01:46:05,992
# Yeah, everybody needs a change #

1872
01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:09,709
# A chance to check out the new #

1873
01:46:09,800 --> 01:46:13,395
# But you're the only one
who's seen #

1874
01:46:13,480 --> 01:46:17,712
# The changes
you take yourself through #

1875
01:46:17,800 --> 01:46:20,189
# But don't you worry
'bout a thing #

1876
01:46:21,680 --> 01:46:25,719
# Don't you worry
'bout a thing, pretty mama #

1877
01:46:25,840 --> 01:46:30,994
# 'Cause l'll be standing
in the wings when you check it out #

1878
01:46:31,120 --> 01:46:32,519
# Oh #

1879
01:46:32,640 --> 01:46:39,830
# Don't you worry
'bout a thing #

1880
01:46:39,960 --> 01:46:47,230
# Don't you worry 'bout a thing #

1881
01:46:47,360 --> 01:46:54,675
# Don't you worry
'bout a thing #

1882
01:46:54,800 --> 01:47:02,036
# Don't you worry 'bout a thing #

1883
01:47:02,120 --> 01:47:04,918
# Yeah #
[ Vocalizing ]

1884
01:47:10,120 --> 01:47:13,078
# Yeah, 'bout a thing, baby #

1885
01:47:13,200 --> 01:47:16,670
# Don't you worry
'bout a thing #

1886
01:47:16,800 --> 01:47:20,509
# Don't you worry
'bout a thing, sugar #

1887
01:47:20,640 --> 01:47:24,235
# Don't you worry
'bout a thing, mama #

1888
01:47:24,320 --> 01:47:27,790
# Don't you worry 'bout a thing ##