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{236}{310}[ Hip-Hop ]
{313}{369}Hits from the bong
{441}{510}Hits from the bong|From the bong
{550}{640}[ Bong Water Bubbling ]| Hits from the bong|From the bong
{704}{775}Hits from the bong | Pick it, pack it|Fire it up
{778}{859}Come along|and take a hit from the bong
{862}{914}Put the blunt down|just for a second
{916}{972}Don 't get me wrong|It's not a new method
{974}{1050}Inhale, exhale
{1052}{1105}Just got an ounce|in the mail
{1108}{1154}I'd like a blunt|or a big fat cone
{1157}{1216}But my double-barrel bong|is gettin ' me stoned
{1219}{1291}I'm skillin '|There's water inside|Don 't spill it
{1317}{1377}Hits from the bong
{1380}{1451}Gonna get high
{1454}{1529}Hits from the bong|Gonna get high
{1532}{1594}L et's smoke that bowl|Hit the bong
{1596}{1667}And then take that finger|off ofthat hole
{1669}{1755}Plug it, unplug it|Don 't strain
{1758}{1807}I love you, MaryJane |[ Pounding On Door]
{1809}{1875}What the fuck|is your problem?|No dishwee-saya.
{1878}{1969}- Me bumbaclot johnson|no workin, see?.|- What?.
{1972}{2038}My raasclot true gashman|and me dick won't stay tick, see?.
{2040}{2110}I think I got somethin'|for that. Hold on.
{2151}{2213}Ain't whatyou want, baby |Girl, wake your ass up.
{2215}{2277}But whatyou need, baby |Damn right you ain't sleep.
{2280}{2328}Not whatyou want, baby
{2330}{2399}It's whatyou need, baby |""Crabs.""|"" Bad Breath.""
{2401}{2495}-  Come back with me, baby|Satisfaction guaranteed|- "" Limp Dick."" Ha!
{2498}{2579}Got that dough?.|Mm-hmm.
{2581}{2650}Will this make my drill sergeant|stand at attention?.
{2653}{2729}No, but it'll make you|forget your drill sergeant|don't stand at attention.
{2731}{2786}Blaze two,|get at me in the mornin'.|Peace!
{2788}{2855}Yo, Silas, my brother!
{2884}{2931}Oh, shit, Mikey.|Hell, no!
{2934}{3025}Come on, Silas.|I need somethin'|to help me out.
{3028}{3126}Yeah-- rehab, mouthwash|and a job application.|Jeez!
{3128}{3216}I'm startin'|to recognize things.
{3218}{3303}That's 'cause you comin' down|off a three-month crack binge.|It's called reality, son.
{3306}{3353}Later, man.|Wait, Silas!
{3356}{3409}You've got anything|for a head wound?.
{3412}{3462}Man, ain't nothin' wrong|with your head.
{3465}{3522}- Aah!|- [ Thud]
{3570}{3615}There is now.
{3667}{3702}Fuckin' crackhead.
{3735}{3827}- Now what?. Oh, shit, Ive!|- What's up, dog?.
{3922}{3968}What's up, nigga?.|What's crackin'?.
{3969}{4037}Oh, shit. You know.
{4039}{4099}Hey, you get my message about|goin' to the Jets game?.
{4101}{4187}Yo, I wish I could, dog,|but I got this little shorty|comin' through tonight.
{4190}{4245}I met her on the Internet--|chickenheads.com.
{4248}{4293}This girl is bangin'!
{4296}{4347}Yo, we even exchanged|pictures and everything!
{4350}{4421}Damn. This look like|your last girlfriend.
{4423}{4471}Mm-hmm.|And did your picture|have that nasty...
{4473}{4538}Al B. Sure pubic patch|in it, motherfucker?.
{4540}{4606}This just sprang up.|You know what I think it is?.
{4609}{4658}It's the mark of Buddha.
{4661}{4721}And your haircut game|is fucked up.
{4724}{4773}Girlfriend see that,|she gonna shit on you.
{4775}{4847}This girl is different.|All she cares about|is Kevin Costner movies.
{4850}{4917}I'm gonna let Kev|do the foreplay, right?.|Mm-hmm.
{4920}{5002}And I figured I could get|somethin' from Garden of Weeden|to make it interesting.
{5005}{5078}Costner, huh?.|Dances with Wolves.|Mm-hmm.
{5081}{5143}Field ofDreams.|That's a corny motherfucker.
{5146}{5210}You gonna need some strong shit|just to stay awake.
{5212}{5265}You're feelin' me.|You're feelin' me.
{5267}{5315}That's a four-hour move|you're makin', motherfucker.
{5317}{5378}Whoo! What is this?.
{5381}{5463}Huh?. Get up.|Dog,|you shouldn't have.
{5466}{5516}Man, I didn't.|Get outta here with that shit.
{5518}{5565}Let me just grab a titty.|Hell, no.
{5567}{5643}She wouldn't even know|it was me.|To hell with that.
{5645}{5714}Yeah. What you got for me?.|Here you go,|right here:. the bomb.
{5716}{5767}Oh, yeah.|What's this right here?.|Aah!
{5770}{5819}Whoa!
{5822}{5884}Stop touchin' stuff!|When you gonna get|funds for this shit?.
{5886}{5932}Look right there.|See that right there?.
{5934}{5980}That's a natural|aphrodisiac right there.
{5982}{6039}Come here.|Let me show you some more shit.|Look right there.
{6041}{6107}See that right there?.|That's a painkiller.|Look up under there, bro.
{6110}{6158}You see that?.|Cure for blue balls.
{6161}{6207}This ain't shit, all right?.|Watch yourself.
{6209}{6299}Yeah, well,|your shit is raggedier|than a motherfucker, okay?.
{6302}{6372}Ifyou took|your head off these ho's|and put it in some books,
{6374}{6424}you'd have that lab|you always talked about.
{6426}{6474}Half those books|is filled with bullshit,
{6475}{6522}the other half lies, all right?.
{6525}{6591}See what I'm sayin'?.|I gotta give Pops his medicine.
{6593}{6638}I'm hungrier|than four dudes.
{6641}{6698}Hey, I'm hungrier|than five.
{6700}{6753}Who is you,|and what's you doin'|in my house,Jack?.
{6755}{6802}I work for|Porkchops-O-Chunky.
{6803}{6891}Whetheryou're black,|or a honky or in-between,|you'll love Porkchops-O-Chunky.
{6894}{6950}Man, that's me!|So what's in this stuff?.
{6952}{7036}Nothin' but pork.|Wow! Right on!
{7039}{7095}Why don'tyou|have a bowl--|There you go, man.
{7097}{7145}Yo, you scared|to answer your call?.
{7148}{7193}What callin'?.
{7196}{7273}Porkchops-o-Chunky|Taste real good
{7276}{7363}Won't make your bathroom|smell funky, yeah
{7365}{7420}You got a opportunity|to do somethin' here...
{7423}{7481}that the drug companies|would never do:.|What up?. Stay up.
{7483}{7564}puttin' the power of healin'|in the hands of the common man.|Yeah, whatever.
{7567}{7645}What you need to do|is concentrate on gettin'|the power of booty...
{7647}{7719}into the hands|ofyour common ass,|that's what you need to do.
{7722}{7818}Don't worry about the Ive.|I got mine comin' tonight.|Hey, Silas.
{7820}{7880}Damn, you see|the ass on her?.|Shut up, boy.
{7883}{7976}Yo, you just remember|to take them THC's, at least|try to get into college,
{7978}{8025}workin' in a real lab,|makin' some real money.
{8027}{8125}Yeah, okay.|Whatever, man.|Ifyou say so, bro.
{8128}{8190}The world is bigger|than Staten Island, dog.
{8193}{8239}I'm out.
{8310}{8355}Holler at me.|I'll try to.
{8358}{8417}What's up, ladies?|Yo, Si.
{8419}{8483}If I got hit by a bus tomorrow,|I got your back, dog.
{8486}{8539}Ifanything happened to me|while Ijumped out a window...
{8542}{8601}and my hair caught on fire,|I got your back, dog.
{8604}{8706}Ifmy ex came after me|with a knife and stabbed me,|I got your back!
{8708}{8754}Man, you talk|too fuckin' much.|Peace!
{8756}{8807}Yo, Silas!|You better take|those college exams!
{8857}{8921}[ Woman ]|Look at Jamal.|He's a good boy, huh?
{8924}{9003}Good boy, my ass.|Ask her why I had to cancel|my nail appointment...
{9006}{9073}to go and pick him up|in the precinct last week.
{9075}{9115}Momma, they lyin'.|They lyin'?
{9117}{9197}- They found the weed on you,|didn't they?.|- It wasn't mine.
{9199}{9276}Then what is this|that I found in your bedroom?.
{9279}{9357}Hello.|Ma, it is a lamp.
{9359}{9405}And this is where|you turn it on now.
{9407}{9474}Excuse me?.|Head.
{9606}{9693}Now, where did I go wrong|with your ass?.
{9696}{9770}You're gonna have to take|that THC test and get|into a four-year college,
{9773}{9825}or I'm just gonna cut you off|from this family.
{9827}{9959}Baby, you are the first member|ofthis family to go to college,
{9962}{10056}but six years|at a two-year community college|is not what I had in mind.
{10059}{10105}[ Both ]|Tell the truth.|Baby, I got a dream...
{10108}{10154}that one day I can put|your college diploma...
{10157}{10226}here under my Jesus,|who's master of this house,
{10228}{10317}next to your brother's|prison-issued|barber certificate...
{10319}{10375}andyour sister's|weave master degree.
{10377}{10445}Now don't disappoint me,|you weed smokin',
{10448}{10493}three-day-wearin'|nasty ass.
{10496}{10544}Just like your father.|Ma,
{10546}{10627}why you always gotta|be talkin' to me like that|in front of company?.
{10630}{10703}- These bitches ain't nobody.|- [ Both ] Oh!
{10706}{10769}- Now go warm me up|some Porkchops-O-Chunky.|- Is that all, Momma?.
{10772}{10881}- Wash your nasty ass.|- Is that all, Momma?.
{10883}{10938}I really don't know|whatyou came here for
{10970}{11016}You the man.| Round and round we go
{11018}{11083}Consideryour bags|outside the door |What's up, baby?.
{11086}{11179}Oh, hell no!
{11181}{11238}I didn't know|you had dreads.|And what is that?.
{11240}{11314}Brother just got extensions|put in today. They tight, huh?.
{11317}{11378}Where?.|Between your eyes?.
{11381}{11464}What the hell is that?.|It's the mark of Buddha.
{11467}{11513}It's the skid mark|of Buddha!
{11515}{11580}Looks like he took a dump|in the middle ofyour face.
{11582}{11642}I don't think|this is gonna work out.|Hold on, now!
{11645}{11734}Why you doin' this?.|I'm in the Field ofDreams|and Dances with Wolves.
{11737}{11807}Nigga, you are a wolf.
{11809}{11874}Chocolate diva!|Nubian goddess!
{11877}{11969}I'm gonna take you off|my buddy list, bitch!|[Door Opens, Closes ]
{11972}{12081}I hope you get a virus--|you and your computer!|[ Tires Squeal]
{12084}{12148}[ Man Whispering On TV ]|Ifyou build it, they will come.
{12151}{12220}[ Man #2 On TV ]|What you mean, "" Ifyou|build it, they gonna come""?.
{12223}{12298}Who's gonna come|to a fuckin' cornfield?.|Who gonna cut the grass?.
{12301}{12374}I know you don't expect me|to sell no peanuts out this, bitch.
{12376}{12439}Shit remind me of slavery,|Roots and shit.
{12441}{12487}I don't play this, man.
{12490}{12562}Hey, what was that?.|Annie! Crazy ho!
{12565}{12647}Only way I'm comin'|is ifyou got some females|and some chronic.
{12649}{12730}Then we all gonna be comin'.|That voicejust now,|what was it?
{12733}{12841}- We didn't hear anything.|- You got some nice titties,|dog. Word.
{12843}{12937}What titties? What?|Okay, you must've heard that.
{12939}{13028}It's a good baseball field, Ray.|It's kinda pretty, isn 't it?
{13030}{13078}Uh, yeah.|T old you.
{13081}{13177}Did not. No, you did not.|You been busy plowin ' my corn.|Did.
{13261}{13342}[ Screaming ]
{13344}{13394}Fire
{13571}{13680}Mark ofBuddha, my ass.|L ook at you now-- dead, ashes.
{13683}{13775}Damn, Ivory.|After all these years|of blazin',
{13778}{13870}who would've thought|the last thing to wind up|smokin' would be your ass?.
{13873}{13918}I'm gonna miss you, dog,
{13920}{14000}and I'm gonna|be thinkin' about you|while I'm taking them THC's.
{14003}{14048}And ifyou're really my boy,
{14051}{14135}you'll make sure I pass|that motherfucker, ya heard?.
{14138}{14216}Thanks, Pops. Matter of|fact, what's up with that little--
{14219}{14321}Can I get a little--|Never mind. Forget it.
{14323}{14399}Rude-ass motherfucker.|Stingy bastard!
{14442}{14487}Shit.
{14564}{14622}"" Early Girl.""
{14625}{14713}Ooh, Ivory!|My, how you've grown!
{14784}{14829}[ Sniffs ]|Wow!
{14832}{14962}Damn, Ivory!|I had no idea you could|stink so good, nigga!
{14965}{15011}Jeez!
{15114}{15203}Oh, hey, man,|get that car fixed, yo.
{15206}{15267}Bumbaclot, boy!
{15270}{15327}[ Car Sputtering ]
{15401}{15506}[Radio ]| Cisco Kid|was a friend ofmine
{15509}{15570}Man, get the fuck|outta here, man!
{15572}{15634}Look at this little-ass|bag of fuckin' weed!| Cisco Kid
{15637}{15723}[Radio: Reggae ]
{15725}{15801}Yes, Lord.|[ Sniffs ]|Ooh, damn!
{15836}{15913}He drink whiskey|Pancho drink the wine
{15915}{15966}[ Passes Gas ]|Oh!
{15998}{16044}Oh!
{16114}{16202}Oh! Oh! Oh, shit!
{16204}{16266}My weed!|Oh! Oh!
{16269}{16341}No cigar?. No!| [Reggae Continues ]
{16368}{16440}Fuck! Fuck!|Bitch! Fuck! Fuck!
{16442}{16507}Bitch! Fuck!
{16509}{16593}To think thatjammin'|was a thing ofthe--
{16620}{16647}Got blunt?.
{16692}{16729}Got weed?.
{16732}{16801}Man, that shit smell|good as hell, dog.
{16804}{16856}I'm Jamal.|Peace. Silas.
{16859}{16927}Say, you tryin' to|get somethin' to bring them|nerves down too, huh, bro?.
{16929}{17048}Yeah, I figure if I study high,|take the test high, get high scores.
{17050}{17096}Right?.|Right.
{17098}{17150}[ Both ]|Right.
{17176}{17264}Look at that car.|Is it on fire?.
{17295}{17348}Hit that, son.|[ Coughing ]
{17451}{17529}[ Gagging ]|[ Coughing ]
{17637}{17687}Yo!
{17689}{17757}Yo!|[ Coughs ]
{17759}{17817}This is the shit.|That shit is called Ivory.
{17820}{17873}It's the shit.|That's the Ivory.
{17876}{17953}Goddamn!|That is the shit.
{17955}{18017}Hey, y'all|pass that, kid?.
{18019}{18093}I just gave it to|the guy in the back, man.
{18095}{18146}Guy in the back?.|What the fuck are you--
{18148}{18209}What's up, dog?.|That's Ivory.
{18211}{18261}No, that's the Ivory, bro.
{18264}{18331}Damn.|Ivory! Holy shit!
{18334}{18426}You got to be kiddin' me!|Yo, yo, you, Silas!|Chill out! Silas!
{18428}{18474}Word!
{18476}{18554}What the fuck is goin' on?.|Ain't you supposed to be dead?.
{18556}{18629}I am dead,|but this is what happens|when you smoke your boy.
{18632}{18721}Holy shit!|Man, let me try that!|Silas, relax.
{18723}{18756}Can we talk about|this in your car?
{18756}{18777}Can we talk about|this in your car?
{18780}{18829}Look. I know how you can|get hi gh scores.
{18940}{18997}I'm a ghost, ghost, ghost,|ghost, ghost, ghost.
{19035}{19118}Don't touch me, man.|It's me, dog.
{19120}{19193}What are you doin'?.|You just runnin' the streets,|fuckin' with the livin'?.
{19195}{19245}No, bro.|I'm just here for you.
{19248}{19309}But you gotta understand|people can only see me|when they smoke me.
{19312}{19392}I got all the answers.|I can consult with people.
{19394}{19468}Socrates, Nietzsche--|even the old dude|who made up this test.
{19469}{19516}That's bullshit.|I bullshit you not.
{19517}{19591}I told you I have your back,|even if I got hit by a bus.
{19594}{19647}Your ass didn't|even get hit by a bus.
{19649}{19703}[ Screaming ]
{19785}{19882}I made it!|I can't feel my legs,|but I'm alive!
{19967}{20018}- [ Horn Honks ]|- [ Screams ]
{20078}{20137}- And you predicted that shit?.|- Yeah.
{20140}{20201}What areyou doin'here?|You gonna hook me up|with a chick...
{20204}{20250}with no gag reflex|or some shit like that?.
{20252}{20304}Even better. I'm gonna|be in there with you.
{20307}{20391}By the time I'm done with you,|every college in the country|will be knockin' at your door.
{20472}{20545}Ow! Shit!|Man, I must not|be high enough, man.
{20547}{20654}- He a ghost, man.|- Cool. That explains everything.
{20657}{20735}I'm up here tryin' to put|my fuckin' hand through the--
{20739}{20869}We've never had anybody,|let alone two people,|get a perfect score.
{20871}{20983}We either have|a one-in-six-billion|phenomenon or a cheat.
{20985}{21032}Damn!|But it would have been|impossible...
{21034}{21129}for either ofyou to cheat,|you had two totally different|versions of the test.
{21131}{21248}Congratulations. These scores|are going to get you into|any college in the country.
{21249}{21302}Yo, we still high|on that Ivory?.
{21305}{21373}[ Bells Jingling ]
{21493}{21539}[Man ]|Dean, it's as simple as this.
{21541}{21598}The trustees|of the university|are riding my ass...
{21600}{21649}about getting some color|up at Harvard.
{21652}{21698}Excuse me?.|Ethnic diversity.
{21701}{21746}The trustees seem to|think we need it.
{21749}{21814}How come we don't|have more minorities?.|How should I know?.
{21817}{21896}Ifwe don't do something soon,|I might get fired.
{21898}{21963}What about Upchuck Kamalu?.|He's Eskimo.
{21966}{22031}Why isn't he considered as a minority?.|And I brought him in.
{22034}{22091}Yes, but it's breaking the bank|keeping his igloo frozen.
{22093}{22164}Dean, what about|those two guys I read about|from the tri-states?
{22167}{22226}They made perfect scores|on their THC's!
{22229}{22315}I saw those guys' pictures.|They look like mug shots!
{22372}{22426}I don't care. I want them!
{22429}{22531}At Reparations Technical Institute,|we offer a cornucopia ofeducational...
{22533}{22609}and business opportunities|for brothers and sisters|to pursue hi gher learning.
{22612}{22665}Read from the brochure,|brother.|Brothers, join us...
{22668}{22735}at Reparations Technical|Institute and learn hatred|for the white devil...
{22738}{22787}in a relaxed campus atmosphere,|where classes range...
{22789}{22870}from... to...|Hatred for the White Devil...|Advanced Hatred for the White Devil...
{22872}{22899}and...|volleyball.
{22902}{22999}- Next!|- You think you're all hot tamales|right now, I'll tell you.
{23001}{23096}Why don't you come to the base|and understand what it's really|like to be somebody special?.
{23098}{23145}You can work hard, you learn...
{23148}{23227}- and then you can build|refrigerators and such.|- Next!
{23229}{23286}- Taking a vow of celibacy,|- Next.
{23289}{23357}- frees your mind and your body.|- Next! Next!
{23359}{23458}Harvard?|Man, ain't it a lot|ofrichie people up there?
{23460}{23511}Shit, I gotta roll up|that joint, dog.
{23513}{23594}Well, with test scores|like theses, you can|roll up anyjoint you want.
{23597}{23694}But Harvard, gentlemen,|is not just any joint.|It's an institution.
{23696}{23770}All I wanna do is develop|my herbal in a real lab...
{23773}{23845}and get some head|while I'm doin' it.
{23847}{23932}Well, we have|the finest botany department|in the world...
{23935}{23994}and a quality of life like no other--
{23996}{24085}music, artistsand the women.
{24087}{24175}So, does it sound tempting?|Ivy League atmosphere?
{24177}{24253}A place where you can|really grow academically?
{24255}{24332}Shit, I fucks with ya.|Shit, I fucks|with you too.
{24334}{24386}- Is that good?.|- Yes, that's a ""yes.""
{24388}{24435}Then we'll fucks|with each other.
{24435}{24455}Then we'll fucks|with each other.
{24718}{24779}Eh, yo.|Damn!
{24781}{24859}[Silas ]|Alls look like they|still in high school, yo.
{24862}{24935}If there's grass|on the infield, play ball.
{24938}{24997}Where the fuck is|orientation at, anyway?.
{24999}{25065}[ Both ]|Yeah!
{25088}{25147}[ Wolf Calls ]
{25149}{25223}- What the fuck was that?.|-Jesus!
{25267}{25342}If I can pull off six years|at a community college,
{25345}{25422}I know I can|get at least 1 2 years|up in this motherfucker.
{25453}{25504}Yo, how much|of that Ivory shit|we got anyway?.
{25507}{25570}We limited, all right?.|We gonna have to|split this shit up.
{25572}{25647}You know what I'm sayin'?.|We only blaze at test times.
{25650}{25725}What, no wake and bake?.|Got other stuff for that.
{25728}{25774}Okay.
{25801}{25847}Bart!
{25849}{25908}Remember those artifacts|that I found this summer?.|Well, I was right!
{25911}{25965}They are Ben Franklin's!|Great!
{25968}{26030}Did you figure out|where you wanna|eat dinner tonight?.
{26033}{26104}Dinner?. Bart, you know,|some of these things are--
{26107}{26152}They look like|earlier inventions,
{26155}{26213}and if I can discover|what these are,
{26216}{26279}it could be the greatest find|in the history of|anyone attending Harvard.
{26282}{26338}I loves|Ben Franklin, girl,
{26340}{26445}and I could listen to you talk|about his stinkin'ass all day long.
{26446}{26493}Excuse me?.
{26494}{26559}Oh, do anybody know where|the financial aid office is?.
{26562}{26619}Well, my man,|let me think.
{26621}{26689}See that statue right there?.|It's beautiful, isn't it?.
{26691}{26757}That statue is in the likeness|of my great granddaddy Dooster,
{26759}{26820}so I'm guessin'|that would be|the Dooster House--
{26821}{26879}the financial aid office.
{26882}{26978}Gee, I don't think I've ever met anyone|who actually needed to go there.
{26981}{27027}All we did was come over|for directions.
{27029}{27114}Ifwe came over here|and asked if anybody needed|their ass kicked,
{27116}{27164}you wouldn't sound|so fuckin' smug, now would you?.
{27166}{27223}My bad, bro.|We got off on the wrong foot.
{27226}{27299}Let's start over.|I'm Bart.|Yeah, I'm Jamal.
{27302}{27371}Well, my friend, this is crew,|but don't even think about it.
{27374}{27433}You don't look like|you could hang,Jamaine.
{27436}{27500}The name's Jamal,|and I'll fuckyour crew up.
{27503}{27587}Who are they?.|Who are they, goddamn it?.|It's rowing,Jimmy Jam.
{27589}{27655}[ Mumbles ]|Well, Bart-fart,|you got skills in it?.
{27657}{27699}I'm captain|of the team.
{27701}{27762}Ifyou can do it,|I can do it, sucker.|Right, goddamn it!
{27765}{27847}This isn't basketball,|J. Rock.
{27850}{27921}I train all year round|for three seasons to make|number one in single sculls.
{27923}{27999}You about to be number two,|'cause I'm signin' up, buddy.
{28002}{28060}Well, practice starts|tomorrow at 6:.00 a.m.,|all right?.
{28062}{28166}Fine! I don't mind|cutting my evening short|to be there.
{28168}{28279}As dean of freshmen,|I have welcomed students|from all over the world.
{28282}{28349}From Korea, from Rome...
{28351}{28397}Istanbul.
{28399}{28494}Students enter Harvard|with a variety ofgoals.
{28497}{28576}Excuse me.|Are we in the ri ght place?.
{28577}{28649}-Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?|- You?. You?.
{28651}{28729}Uh, as I was saying,
{28732}{28791}Harvard isn't for everyone.
{28794}{28843}Oh, shit.|We got a black man|for a teacher.
{28846}{28938}That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.|What's up, bro?. Hallo.|We straight, dog.
{28940}{29016}We straight.|[Barks ]
{29019}{29073}- As I was saying--|- What's wrong with this ass?.
{29075}{29156}He probably been locked up|more times than me|and your ass put together.
{29158}{29234}Get 'im!|No green Jimmy the Cricket|suit-wearin' ass motherfucker.
{29237}{29324}Get 'im!|No short Colin Powell haircut,|havin'-ass motherfucker.
{29326}{29375}Get 'im!|Little Angela Davis moustache...
{29378}{29436}wearin '-ass motherfucker!|Get 'im!
{29439}{29541}You ol' Richard Pryor shortcut,|fade-havin '-around-the-side|wearin ' motherfucker!
{29544}{29665}You little Sammy Davis|awardJunior afro-haircut-|havin '-ass motherfucker!
{29668}{29753}Get 'i m!|You I ittle dynamite Disco Danny|double-statin'--
{29755}{29802}Get 'im!|You little dog-with-a-haircut--
{29804}{29850}Gentlemen!
{29852}{29955}Ifyou don't mind,|I'd like you to sit down.|I would like to continue.
{29958}{30030}Excuse me.
{30033}{30111}Excuse me. Watch your toes.|Watch the colon. Excuse me.
{30113}{30193}[ Imitating Passing Gas ]|Thankyou foryour...
{30196}{30243}entertaining anecdotes.
{30277}{30356}We here at Harvard|are rooted in tradition.
{30357}{30415}Fuck is this?.
{30418}{30464}- That's toilet water.|- [ Spits ]
{30466}{30530}It's a part of my pledge.|Do you guys mind?.
{30532}{30581}No, but do you mind|talkin' that way?.
{30584}{30650}'Cause your breath smell like|straight ass-crack, bro.
{30652}{30717}Isn't there a hip-hop convention|you two should be at|or something?.
{30720}{30823}- Oh, shark has fangs!|- Oh! Word. Hey, go easy on him.
{30825}{30909}We probably|the only blackheads he seen|since he looked in the mirror.
{30912}{30967}Can you guys just show|a little respect?. Jeez!
{30970}{31033}- This class is fuckin' boring.|I'm outta here!|- Uh, excuse me.
{31035}{31113}Did I hearyou say something?|With all due respect,|suck my dick.
{31115}{31186}[ All Gasp ]
{31188}{31272}No, sir,|I'm not saying anything.|It-- It's these guys.
{31275}{31340}- You're an asshole.|- Did you call me an asshole?.
{31341}{31389}- No, I said ""idiot.""|- An idiot?.
{31391}{31448}No, sir.|What didyou say?
{31450}{31524}- I said that this school|has nice halls.|- This is not funny.
{31526}{31579}You couldn't teach your way|out of kindergarten class, Dean.
{31582}{31662}I think we've had enough|interruptions for today.|I thinkyou should leave!
{31665}{31710}Sir--|[ Students Laughing ]
{31746}{31793}This would never have happened|if I were black.
{31887}{31948}Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
{31950}{32013}Better pull back|on those pedals, boy.|Why?.
{32016}{32066}Maximum speed on campus|is 1 5 M.P.H.'s.
{32069}{32109}M.P.H.'s?.
{32143}{32197}Fifty bucks?.|Oh, man, I can't pay this.
{32200}{32268}Well.|This isn't even|a real ticket.
{32270}{32321}It's a student citation.|I'm a volunteer.
{32323}{32382}You need to pay that|by Friday at 5:.00--
{32408}{32470}That was uncalled for.|Eat me.
{32473}{32545}You just earned yourself|another citation.|Fuck off!
{32589}{32663}[Bike Horn Honking]|Well, well, well.
{32666}{32736}Look who we have here.
{32738}{32824}Damn, this bike phat as hell!|Whoa! Don't touch!
{32827}{32943}All right, leave the bike alone.|Did you just call me fat?.|And what is that stench?.
{32987}{33032}That's my cologne|Can only buy it from Mennen.
{33035}{33099}I don't know what that is.|Forewarning, gentlemen:
{33102}{33161}You better watch your mouths|and your behind.
{33164}{33229}See, I'm lookin' for the ecstasy.|I'm lookin' for the pot.
{33232}{33303}Oh, yeah.|I'm lookin' for those 'shrooms.
{33306}{33365}Shit, we lookin'|for that shit too!
{33368}{33439}What are you talkin' about?.|[ Both ]|Same thing you talkin' about.
{33442}{33530}What are we talkin' about?.|Look, Gerald.|Eitheryour holdin',
{33532}{33589}or go to your little roadster|and move the fuck on, okay?.
{33592}{33681}It's Volunteer Officer Pickelstein,|and I am watching you.
{33683}{33748}Oh, I'm watching you--|like a hawk.
{33788}{33864}Like a hawk!|Somebody needs a hug.
{33964}{34047}Don't worry, baby.|You can suck my dick|after class.
{34050}{34101}Oh! Wow!
{34103}{34169}Oh, she wants me.|Welcome to Lovell House.
{34172}{34249}You look funky fresh,|and funky fresh...
{34251}{34309}always likes|funky fresh women.
{34342}{34429}""Amir: Professional student/|resident advisor for you.""
{34431}{34506}Andprofessional player.|So, what's mine isyours,
{34509}{34572}and what's yours|I've probably already had.
{34575}{34690}You andyou and me,|we're the same: Africa tan.
{34693}{34781}- The original man|was like us, man.|- Whatever, ni gga.
{34783}{34848}"" I believe in the Fly Club,|its traditions and its ideals.
{34850}{34927}[ Rap ]|I believe in the--"" Excuse me.|Do you have to play that loud?.
{34930}{35026}- I'm trying to study|my pledge book.|- This Niggas With Attitude.
{35028}{35123}Ifyou smart, you|tell people you love NWA.|They thinkyou cool.
{35126}{35210}A coupla notes|getyou hogtied and roped|Dope like guns
{35213}{35266}Why you wear smelly eggs?.
{35269}{35316}These eggs|are a part of my pledging.
{35318}{35382}I am getting thousands|of lifetime connections here.
{35385}{35430}I'm gonna be|a part of a fraternity.
{35433}{35501}Hey, hey, hey!|What's up?.|What's up?.
{35504}{35614}Oh, God.|One glove, my brothers!
{35616}{35693}I am Tuan, child prodigy.
{35695}{35759}Well, I'm Jamal,|a pothead.
{35761}{35813}Silas, entrepre-Negro.
{35816}{35871}Jamal! Oh!
{35874}{35933}Fresh gear, man!|You like?.
{35935}{36007}I designed it myself.|I call it "BF. "
{36010}{36099}- BUFU.|- Oh, no. Not you two!
{36102}{36177}Pink-ass Paul Bunyan|plaid-pussy-shirt-wearin '--
{36180}{36241}Man, I'll fuck your ass up.|Shut up.
{36243}{36319}Okay, but ifyou two|are our roommates, who's that?.
{36321}{36397}That's I Need Money!|Goddamn!
{36459}{36524}Okay, but,|what's his name?.
{36527}{36615}I Need Money!
{36618}{36663}[ Cash Register Dings ]
{36666}{36755}- Doesn't talk. How come he?.|- I Need Money, he's a mute.
{36758}{36864}When we first hooked up,|he wrote on a slip of paper|"" I Need Money.""
{36865}{36914}I said, ""Shit! Me too,""
{36917}{36980}and we started makin' it|together after that.
{36982}{37048}- Where he stayin'?.|- Harvard.
{37051}{37161}Lovell House.|Second Floor,|right on the couch.
{37164}{37246}But he's smoking in our room.|That's not legal.
{37249}{37332}Just be cool,|andyou might have some fun|this semester.
{37334}{37382}Stupid.|[ Coughs ]
{37385}{37483}NWA?. Kid, what do you|know about that?.
{37486}{37554}Yeah, yeah.|I love Niggers With Attitudes.
{37598}{37654}Nobody--|I repeat, nobody...
{37657}{37722}- drops the N-bomb up in here.|- Nobody.
{37724}{37827}- That go for you too.|- Hey, I am down with you, man.
{37830}{37917}You East coast,|I Far East coast.
{37919}{37967}I'm from Wisconsin.
{37970}{38017}Yo, fresh and funky.
{38019}{38109}Dean Cain wants to|see you in his office.|Don't be late.
{38159}{38225}Gentlemen, this institution|has graduated...
{38227}{38300}countless|Fortune 500 C.E.O.'s,
{38303}{38378}41 Nobel laureates|and 6 presidents.
{38380}{38431}Hey, Dean...
{38434}{38486}where's all them fly-ass|women the chancellor|was talkin' about?.
{38489}{38590}I mean, so far,|I only seen some stuck-up,
{38593}{38640}nerdy-ass-lookin'|women out there.
{38690}{38805}[ Time Bomb Ticking ]
{38808}{38870}[ Crunch ]
{38872}{38919}Aah!|[ Vacuum Whirring ]
{38921}{38951}You were dropping Chee-tos...
{38951}{38973}You were dropping Chee-tos...
{38975}{39066}on an original 1 8th-century|handwoven tapestry!
{39069}{39115}You mean, this carpet?.
{39118}{39176}This is out of|my personal collection.
{39178}{39242}I got this in|my travels to Nepal!
{39244}{39301}Man, I know the bitch|that make these rugs.|You know Juanita.
{39304}{39371}- Yeah, I remember that bitch.|- It means the world to me!
{39373}{39474}Now, as I was saying,|here at Harvard...
{39476}{39525}we have very high standards.
{39528}{39581}Any student on a scholarship...
{39582}{39697}must maintain|at least a 2.0 average,|or you will be expelled.
{39699}{39758}It's good to know|we have the support|of the faculty, Dean.
{39760}{39828}And don'tyou worry.|Me andJamal here,
{39831}{39898}- we're all about good grades.|- Is that right, Mr. King?.
{39900}{40002}Hell, motherfuck--|I mean, yes, sir,|Dean Cain, sir.
{40228}{40297}Slam, slam, brother|My brother
{40300}{40350}Is that the one|that you want
{40353}{40467}Slam, slam, brother|My brother, is that|the one that you want
{40469}{40551}Now, how is carbon dioxide|changed into oxygen?
{40554}{40617}Plants, dick!|God ! You guys!
{40677}{40740}Jamal. Jamal. Jamal.
{40743}{40790}Sleepyhead, wake up!
{40792}{40840}[ Clock Beeping ]
{40925}{40980}I got somethin'|for your ass.
{40982}{41028}[ Grunts ]
{41030}{41100}[ Loud Rock ]
{41501}{41559}[ Continues ]
{41614}{41671}[ Indistinct ]
{42108}{42204}Come on, gentlemen!|Pick it up ifyou want to be|part of this squad!
{42246}{42310}Taxi!
{42369}{42433}Whew! What took|y'all guys so long?.
{42436}{42508}Coach, I have not lost|an oar run in three years.
{42509}{42555}I'm wonderin'|if this guy cheated.
{42557}{42611}Cheated?.|Man, fuck you!
{42614}{42685}Why is fuckin'Dick Butt-kiss|over here always ridin'me?
{42688}{42766}Dick Butt-kiss?.|Did you hear that, Coach?.|He's cursing!
{42769}{42819}Bart, I think you'd better|go open up the boathouse.
{42822}{42867}But, Coach!|Bart!
{42870}{42930}I don't think|you wanna see this.
{42932}{43001}You, here.
{43003}{43058}Come here. Come here!
{43137}{43247}Nice comeback|on the Dick Butt-kiss.|I wish I could have said that.
{43249}{43317}His parents have been|driving me crazy, making my life|a misery for years,
{43320}{43365}but they give lots of money|to the university.
{43368}{43413}I have to go to those|lousy cocktail parties.
{43416}{43483}She has lousy perfume,|and he has a lousy toupee.
{43485}{43556}Anyway,|you keep throwing zingers|to this jerk-off,
{43558}{43618}and you're gonna|make the team, son.
{43621}{43728}And let that|be a lesson to you!|This is the last time!
{43731}{43801}All right,|rookies, push-ups!|Get down!
{43871}{43917}Yo, what's up|with the fast stroll?.
{43919}{43975}Can I holler?.|Hi.
{43977}{44023}The role played...
{44025}{44106}by the African-Americans|in the history ofthis country...
{44108}{44158}has been largely unnoticed.
{44161}{44259}Of course,|history is the record|of an account of the past,
{44261}{44342}but the issue here is,|who is recording the account?.
{44345}{44399}If it's Snowflake, Whitey...
{44401}{44468}Paleface,|Peckeoods, Cracker,
{44470}{44535}well, we got Cleopatra|looking like Elizabeth Taylor,
{44537}{44602}Jesus looks like a hippie in a dashiki.
{44604}{44687}But if it's one of my proud|black people that's doing|the recording of the account--
{44690}{44737}Yo, Silas!
{44739}{44786}Well, we might have|Moses looking like...
{44789}{44852}this fine black man|right here.
{44854}{44949}But black people|don't get any credit.|I'm sore as a motherfucker, man.
{44951}{45037}Who invented|the air conditioner?.|A black man.
{45039}{45099}What's up, dogs?.
{45102}{45185}Yo, son,|I'm sore as a bitch in here.|And you know what else?.
{45187}{45259}I'm gonna have to knock that|Bart character the fuck out.
{45261}{45316}Once again, a black man.
{45318}{45387}Can't this wait till|after class?. You're supposed|to be in here anyway.
{45389}{45483}This is Black History.|Black History?.
{45486}{45567}Man, it look like|all the black students that|was in here are history, nigga.
{45569}{45647}- Shh!|- You tellin' me to ""shh""?.|See what I mean?.
{45650}{45699}Fuck history.|Oh, that's right.
{45702}{45756}- Fuck history.|- Yeah, fuck history.
{45758}{45847}I'm Mr. Moses. I expect you'll|be ready for your quiz tomorrow.|Quiz, my ass!
{45850}{45926}The white man teachin'|Black History, anyway,|that's some bullshit.
{45928}{46006}I'm goin' to lunch,|take a nice long shit.
{46008}{46103}That's the kind of attitude|I like to hear.|And, uh, where are you going?.
{46105}{46213}Um, we didn't land|on Plymouth Rock.|Plymouth Rock landed on us.
{46215}{46287}Ooh, all right!|Malcolm X!
{46290}{46353}I'm glad someone's|appreciating the knowledge|I'm dropping on you today.
{46356}{46438}What about you two?.|Why don't yo walk out|and protest with your brothers?.
{46441}{46529}Walk out on me! What are|you doing sitting there?.|You look like Whitey.
{46532}{46602}You look like a couple|of goddamn Uncle Toms!|Walk on out!
{46605}{46667}That's right,|get up and move!|You should lynch me!
{46670}{46731}Lynch me for what my people|have done to your people.
{46734}{46803}Stand up for your rights |Move on up! Move on up!
{47121}{47167}Go, go, go, go.
{47204}{47261}Hey, what's up?
{47264}{47313}[ Screaming ]|Stop!
{47316}{47377}Bicycle, bicycle
{47379}{47425}Hey, what's|going on here?.
{47427}{47507}He took my baby!|Stop!
{47509}{47563}Bring my baby back!
{47566}{47611}Bike, bike |Not my baby! Oh, God!
{47613}{47667}Oh, please, God!|Come back!
{47670}{47753}Bicycle, bicycle
{47755}{47807}Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
{47810}{47864}Bicycle |Oh, no!
{47866}{47937}Oh, my God! My wheels!
{47989}{48083}Oh, my horn!|Please don 't back up!|Please don 't back up!
{48086}{48133}Hey, you!|Where's E I m and Thi rd?.
{48136}{48215}What?.|Don't go foard!
{48217}{48288}Not forward!|[ Screams ]
{48367}{48434}- That's not yours!|- Look at these, bro!
{48437}{48534}No, don't put 'em in--|Oh, my baby!
{48657}{48757}Can anyone tell me the name|ofthis plant? Bart?
{48760}{48815}Oh, yeah. It's a, uh,|hanging rubber plant.
{48818}{48906}It's indigenous to the wet drylands|of the Northern Hemisphere.
{48909}{48975}Yeah, right, Bart.|Wouldyou bet money on that?
{48978}{49037}Or is that like below|the "" Dooster Principle""?.
{49040}{49118}Yeah, I'll bet on it.|How about an S.U.V.?.|I got three of 'em.
{49120}{49203}And the survey says,|[ Imitates Buzzer]|"You lose. "
{49205}{49261}It's a neem plant,|Professor.
{49263}{49345}Oui. It is,|but how did you|know that, Silas?.
{49348}{49397}I had this|nasty-ass rash once.
{49399}{49465}Put a little|neem plant on it,|cleared it up in an hour.
{49468}{49551}- I even smoked it before.|- Well, that figures.
{49553}{49629}One thing it doesn't cure, though?.|Bein' a spoiled little bitch.
{49631}{49711}I'd likeyou all to do|an experiment on a plant,
{49713}{49795}something that|may benefit mankind.
{49798}{49871}And ifyou devise|something groundbreaking,
{49874}{50007}I guaranteeyou|an "A " in this course.|Class dismissed.
{50010}{50078}Good work, everyone.|Keep up the good work.|Thank you.
{50080}{50145}[ Lauren ]|So, he likes plants, does he?
{50148}{50215}I see still waters run deep.|Please believe.
{50218}{50276}But wait till you see|my presentation.
{50279}{50337}You gonna love me after that.
{50339}{50423}So, Lauren,|you might as well tell him now|and get it over with.
{50426}{50471}What?.|You know.|How you said...
{50474}{50531}you're startin' to see Bart|for the shallow bastard that he is,
{50533}{50602}and eventually you're gonna|leave his ass for me.
{50605}{50650}Allah.
{50789}{50847}This semester in Women's Studies,|we will discuss...
{50850}{50922}how women are objectified|in popular culture,
{50925}{51030}while the masculine bastards|exploit women's ideas|for great profit,
{51032}{51114}- then take all the credit.|-Jamal!
{51116}{51205}-  Ijust wanna touch you|teaseyou, lickyou |- You have the most amazing...
{51208}{51253}Pleaseyou|loveyou, holdyou |penis.
{51256}{51308}Yes, I do.| Make love to you
{51338}{51413}And I'm gonna kissyou|suckyou
{51415}{51531}Taste you, ride you|feelyou deep inside me
{51534}{51585}Hell, yeah.
{51588}{51646}So you're playin '|grabby-ass again, huh?
{51648}{51712}- Ma!|- Did you wash your ass today?.
{51714}{51790}Aah! Aah!|Damn, Ma! Stop, Ma!
{51951}{52021}You hi gh yet?.|Hell, no, man.|Maybe not high enough.
{52023}{52099}Where the hell is he?.|[ Coughs ]
{52102}{52148}Maybe I ain't|hit it hard enough.
{52150}{52215}What are you doin' in there?.|Droppin' your kids off at the pool?.
{52260}{52306}Oh, shit.
{52308}{52381}Hey, what's up,J?.|Give me five.
{52384}{52450}Yo, I hate it|when you do that.|I love that funny shit.
{52452}{52555}- What tookyou so long, man?.|- Biggie and 'Pac, they throwin'|a party, man.
{52558}{52641}Open bar all night, man.|Everything was cool, man,
{52644}{52705}till Marvin Gaye|came in there trippin'.
{52708}{52761}- Marvin Gaye?.|- Yeah.
{52764}{52841}Listen, man, we got a test|in about five minutes.|Word.
{52843}{52918}What's that got to do with me?.|I know you ready. You studied for it.
{52920}{52975}Ready?. We ain't studied--
{52978}{53023}Come on, son.|You've got|a golden opportunity here...
{53026}{53083}to make somethin' ofyourself,|and you just throwin' it away?.
{53085}{53139}- It's time for you to learn a lesson.|- Come on, Ive.
{53142}{53184}I'm out, man.|Ive!
{53185}{53232}Don't play!|Yo, talk to your boy.
{53233}{53322}Why you go and tell him|we ain't studied for the test?.|Damn all that!
{53325}{53406}You should've thought about|all that beforeyou got us--|What's up!
{53408}{53459}I was just fuckin'|with you, man.
{53461}{53518}Come on, son.|This is some good shit.
{53520}{53566}You know you my boy, man.
{53568}{53674}""C,"" Silas. Come on, man.|It's Portuguese.
{53677}{53722}1 863. That's ""B.""
{53724}{53805}J, what are you doin'?.|1 961, ""B.""
{53808}{53875}Trust me.|I got all the answers.|You just told me that answer.
{53878}{53946}""A,"" French.|Definitely the French.
{53948}{54014}[ Women Moaning ]
{54169}{54246}[ Moaning Continues ]
{54248}{54338}Goddamn virgins.|At least y'all|bein' entertained.
{54341}{54419}I ain't seen a stitch of pussy|on this whole campus.
{54421}{54514}The chickens are not|clucking around here.
{54571}{54666}You've come to the right place.|I've been an undergrad for 1 2 years.
{54669}{54749}I know everything there is to know|about Ivy League women.
{54752}{54811}Twelveyears?|Damn, kid.
{54813}{54859}Your people payin'|for all this shit?.
{54861}{54974}A drop in the bucket, sucker.|I remain here solely for the purpose of...
{54976}{55035}hooking up|with Harvard women--
{55037}{55086}short ones, tall ones,
{55089}{55139}skinny ones, chunky ones.
{55142}{55242}Man, I'd love me a fat chick, man.|More cushion for the pushin'.
{55245}{55351}Yes. I want to boldly go|where no man has gone before.
{55354}{55399}I am an explorer.
{55402}{55503}I seeyou are very much|liking to explore S. T.D. 's|also, my friend.
{55505}{55578}That shit on your lip|got some shit on|its lip, dog.
{55581}{55679}Is that why no puff-puff?.|Pass the dutchie, my friends.
{55682}{55761}This is nothing!|I cut myself shaving.|Yeah, whatever.
{55765}{55819}We need to start|importin' some ho's.
{55821}{55893}[ Girl]|Molly, get in here!|You have to see this!
{55896}{56001}Oh, my!|Look at those muscles!
{56003}{56064}- He is quite attractive.|- Indeed.
{56066}{56124}I think there's some freak|in those gigs.
{56176}{56221}Yeah!|Here we go.
{56269}{56335}Don't get the wrong idea.|We've never done this before.
{56337}{56387}We're virgins.
{56390}{56445}Virgins?.|No, you're not.
{56447}{56514}- Yes, we are. Yes!|- Nah!
{56517}{56585}[ Men ]|No, no, no.
{56587}{56635}[ Women ]|Yes, yes, yes.
{56637}{56684}[ Men ]|No, no, no!
{56687}{56756}[ Women ]|Yes, yes, yes!
{56759}{56840}[ Screaming,|Groaning Continue ]
{56843}{56911}Oh, yeah!|Oh! Oh!
{56914}{56998}Why do good girls|like bad guys |Hey, bro, change for a 20?
{57001}{57073}Heyyo, Boo|like bad guys | Good girls
{57075}{57121}Showin' that bad guys|Showin ' that thigh
{57123}{57175}And why do|want a honey with class | Dog niggaz
{57178}{57232}Sometimes you want more|than just a honey with ass
{57234}{57301}Hey, yo, who would ever think|that the two would go good
{57304}{57374}[ Fades ]|H istory!
{57376}{57443}Got an ""A-pl us, ""|my ni gga.
{57446}{57518}Whew-whew!|Who is that?.
{57521}{57632}- That is all me, G.|- That's the vice president's daughter,
{57634}{57695}as in vice president|of the United States.
{57697}{57769}Jamal, you don't want that.|Them girls only know three words:
{57772}{57821}""stop,"" ""no"" and ""don't.""
{57823}{57880}Uh-oh, my brother.|You got those words backwards.
{57882}{57947}They always tell me,|"" No, don't stop!""
{57949}{58017}Excuse me.|Player, player.
{58072}{58140}We are about to tighten|this ass up right here.
{58143}{58200}She's got|this long, black hair
{58203}{58266}It's a-hangin'|on down her back
{58269}{58390}Long, black, pretty legs|and she walksjust like a cat
{58393}{58484}Hypnotic eyes|and a stacked-up love sack
{58487}{58584}She not only wants your love|she wants your life after that
{58587}{58684}Don 't do it|Don 't give your love to sexy Ida
{58686}{58776}'Cause she's a sister|ofthe black widow spider
{58778}{58847}Sorry, si r.|Jamie's not accepting|any male callers at this time.
{58850}{58909}Man, I ain't callin'.|I'm right here.
{58912}{58980}Cedric, step aside.
{58983}{59031}Ooh-whee!
{59033}{59081}[ Barking ]
{59084}{59140}What's your name?.|I'm Jamal.
{59143}{59225}You ever been|arrested, Jamal?.|Uh, no.
{59226}{59295}Ever busted up your|mother's house and slapped her|when she asked you about it?.
{59297}{59345}Oh, hell, no!|Crazy?.
{59347}{59399}You ain't my type.
{59402}{59443}Wait a minute!|Wait a minute!
{59446}{59492}Hold! Hold! Hold!
{59495}{59568}I once got arrested|for stealin' a car one time,
{59571}{59632}but my mother|dropped the charges.
{59635}{59700}Well, it's not a felony,|but maybe we can work with that.
{59703}{59762}[ Panting ]
{59894}{59952}Yo!
{59954}{60024}- I didn't mean to scare you.|Can I come in?.|- Um--
{60027}{60072}Sure, come on in.
{60136}{60191}Move my things.|There you go.|You can sit there.
{60237}{60291}Thankyou.|How very thoughtful.
{60352}{60399}You'll have to pardon my dust.
{60402}{60513}I've got a lot of artifacts|and delicate things down here.
{60515}{60589}What's this shit?.|Looks old.|Oh, it is old.
{60591}{60648}It's over 200 years old.
{60650}{60708}I, um, sort of|discovered it.
{60711}{60809}You discovered|all this crazy shit.|You a straight-up genius, girl.
{60879}{60936}Well, I don't know|about all that.
{60938}{61010}I do know it's Ben Franklin's.|I just don't know what it is.
{61013}{61123}But I was thinking|that it could be like|this old Revolutionary cannon...
{61126}{61183}or a telescope, or--
{61185}{61240}Whatever it is,|this shit is hot.
{61266}{61323}Let me askyou|somethin'.|Yeah.
{61354}{61408}How'd you hook up|with that Bart dude?.
{61411}{61494}I've known Bart|all my life,
{61496}{61573}and if it weren't|for his family,|I probably wouldn't be here.
{61575}{61638}Isn't that... sweet?.
{61675}{61748}Look, you got a little|somethin' on your dress.
{61772}{61843}- My eyes.|- Aha!
{61872}{61949}Bart, honey, sweetie,|you are just in time...
{61952}{62018}because I'vejust|finished studying.
{62021}{62067}Studying?.|Yeah.
{62069}{62188}I didn't know the two ofyou|were studying in here,|alone, with the lights dimmed,
{62191}{62251}drinking beer!
{62254}{62341}Look, Silas, I know|whatyou're trying to do.|You're trying to frick her!
{62343}{62400}[ Gasps ]
{62403}{62530}Whatever, Bart-kowski.|Listen, I was just admiring|your girl's, uh, thing.
{62565}{62631}Oh, well, I guess|I should say ""thanks.""
{62633}{62679}This is a part|of history, man.
{62681}{62733}Your girl is doin' somethin'|I thinkyou need to recognize.
{62736}{62825}- Yeah?. So?.|- Listen, I'm out.
{62828}{62919}Um, maybe next time|I'll get to study with you.|Peace.
{62922}{62988}"Peace"is meant to explain|a state oftranquility.
{62990}{63052}So why don't you try|thinking of another way|to say ""good-bye,""
{63055}{63123}now that you're amongst|civilized people?.
{63125}{63204}Well, Mr. Civilized,|""peace"" can also be used|interjectionally...
{63206}{63276}as a request,|greeting or farewell.
{63278}{63340}So try to find another way|to be an asshole--
{63342}{63395}ifyou don't know|your grammar, that is.
{63398}{63428}Peace.
{63495}{63553}Okay, Bart!
{63556}{63609}God.|Can I get my stuff?.
{63635}{63691}Geesh.
{63705}{63753}Yes.
{63756}{63808}It was near|the medical library.
{63811}{63906}I think they said|it was one of those|tick-tocky, blow-uppy,
{63908}{63977}exploding thingy,|pipe bomb thing-things.
{63979}{64035}Yeah. Yeah.
{64037}{64093}Thankyou. You too.
{64095}{64149}All righty. Bye.
{64183}{64282}[Sirens Wailing]
{64309}{64356}"Dooster Principle, "|my ass.
{64383}{64428}Mm-hmm.
{64518}{64573}[ Jamal ]|Man, my grandmother would|love this shit in her garden.
{64600}{64659}Outta here.
{64697}{64739}Locked on, boys.
{64835}{64915}Yee-hah!|Look out!
{64946}{64997}Timber!
{65049}{65128}That statue was priceless.|It means everything to our family.
{65131}{65195}Will you stop your|damn sniveling, son?.
{65197}{65264}Buck up, Bart!|Buck up!
{65266}{65349}Yo, do you think|they gonna find out|we stole the Dooster statue?.
{65352}{65390}Hell, no.
{65393}{65439}Oh, my God.|I knew it.
{65441}{65508}You guys stole|the Dooster!|They do what?.
{65511}{65579}Fellas, I think it's time|we all sat down and kicked it.
{65581}{65627}No, no,|I'm not kicking anything.
{65629}{65690}I have a pledge meeting to go to|and haven't greased myself up.
{65693}{65753}God, Ijust don't get|you guys.
{65755}{65840}There's a lot ofthings in life|your assjust don't get.
{65843}{65903}Yeah, like pussy|and respect.
{65946}{65992}I heard that.
{66091}{66147}See, the system|is geared to put...
{66149}{66211}most of the wealth|into the hands of a few.
{66214}{66285}Rich weapons,|poor schooling.
{66288}{66356}Yeah, that's for sure.|Yeah, for sure.
{66358}{66428}Y'all don't know shit.|I'm gonna learns you, though.|I'm gonna learns you.
{66491}{66541}Dwarves, midgets,
{66544}{66594}motherfuckin' unicorns.
{66597}{66660}Them motherfuckers don't wanna|see a black man make it.
{66663}{66708}Yeah.|Know what I mean?.
{66711}{66762}For sure.|Know what I mean?
{66765}{66818}And I'll tell you|somethin' else.
{66820}{66867}Oh, whatyou missed this|You got to bear witness
{66870}{66936}Catch a ho and another ho|Merry Christmas
{66939}{67007}Yes, I smoke shit|Straight offthe roach clip
{67010}{67078}I roll shit, fold the blunt|at once to approach it |For sure.
{67080}{67110}Forward motion|Make you sway like the ocean
{67110}{67157}Forward motion|Make you sway like the ocean
{67160}{67268}The herb is more than|just a powerful potion|What's the commotion
{67271}{67340}Word up, young M C.|You're just in time|to help cheer us to victory.
{67343}{67393}Young MC.
{67396}{67450}Bart, you know,|I think you keep|getting funnier every day.
{67453}{67500}You ain't gonna be laughin'|in a minute, motherfucker.
{67503}{67627}Jamal. Bart, I've decided|since you and Jamal|are my two best athletes,
{67630}{67684}I want you up against Yale.|Ah!
{67687}{67753}You can't just|change the lineup!|That's against the rules!
{67755}{67819}What rules?. Who cares?.|Do you guys care|about the rules?.
{67821}{67866}[ All ]|No.|There you go.
{67869}{67918}[Man On P.A. ]|In the far lane, we have Yale.
{67921}{67967}In the near lane,|we have Harvard.
{67970}{68025}On your mark, get set--
{68027}{68123}[ Air Horn Blows ]|And they're off!|It's a clean start.
{68166}{68231}What are you doing,|Hip-Hop Hooray?. Paddle!
{68233}{68324}Paddle like a man!|Shoot the J!|Get diggy with it. Something.
{68327}{68404}[Man On P.A. ]|They're blowin'Harvard's ass|out ofthe water.
{68406}{68489}Jamal, what isyour ass|doin'rowin'a boat?
{68492}{68564}- You supposed to be in class.|- Who the hell|is that woman in the sky?.
{68566}{68612}- I don't know.|- What's the matter?
{68614}{68708}- You been smokin'|too much ganja, huh?|- [ Bart ] She's huge!
{68710}{68782}I guess you mi ght as well|come back home and live with me.
{68785}{68832}- Oh, hell, no!|- Did you cuss at me?.
{68835}{68903}Row, motherfucker, row!
{68945}{69031}Yes, Dean Cain.|Am I to believe this is correct?
{69034}{69101}Jamal and Silas|have gotten all ""A's""?.
{69247}{69299}I'll call you back.
{69302}{69380}Howyou doin', Dean?|Howyou doin'? Howyou been?
{69415}{69463}I see you're|checkin' out my gear, eh?.
{69465}{69529}- Pretty tight, right?.|- Actually, it's rather baggy.
{69531}{69593}No, man.|It's fat, dope, cool.|It's BUFU, man.
{69596}{69678}Bill, what has happened to you?.|Sit down and take off those glasses.
{69681}{69731}All righty.
{69762}{69807}Tell me,|how is Jamal doing?.
{69809}{69864}Oh, fine.|He's coming along.
{69867}{69955}Now, listen,|Jamie's father is having|an upcoming election,
{69958}{70055}and it won't look good|if she's involved with someone|from the lower class.
{70057}{70121}Isn't Jamie a freshman?.
{70124}{70190}All right.|So you want me to tell Jamal|to stop seeing Jamie.
{70192}{70241}Well, I could that,|but he'll tell me, ""Hey, man--""
{70244}{70312}Fuckyou.|Fuckyou! Fuckyou!
{70315}{70410}Point well taken.|I need you|to help me get proof...
{70413}{70459}that Jamal|is diddling Jamie.
{70462}{70578}Oh, I see now, yes.|It's all good, yeah.
{70581}{70652}I'll go holler at him, son.|Oh, yeah.
{70654}{70746}Bill, did you|just call me ""son""?.|Hmm?.
{70747}{70793}Word.
{70821}{70871}""Word""?.
{70874}{70978}Stroke, smoke.|Stroke, smoke.
{70980}{71055}Good.|Stroke, smoke.
{71058}{71152}Stroke, smoke.|Stroke, smoke.
{71155}{71231}Hey, Dean Cain think|he can kick me out|the school that easy?.
{71234}{71303}- He got another thing comin'.|- What an asshole.
{71306}{71365}Hey, Coach, thanks a lot, man.|I oweyou.
{71368}{71413}[ Inhaling]|[ Woman ]|Ooh!
{71416}{71506}Listen, Jamie.|Me and you cannot see|each other no more.
{71508}{71556}No more datin',|no more foolin' around.
{71559}{71608}None of that.|It stop. That's it.
{71610}{71709}Yes, it's probably better|ifwe stop seeing each other...
{71711}{71783}for the sake of|my father's campaign.
{71785}{71865}If he lost the election|and it was my fault,
{71868}{71954}gosh, golly,|that would be so hard on me.
{71990}{72053}I don't think I could|live with myself.
{72056}{72148}Look, baby, maybe it would be|better ifyou went to school|somewhere down south.
{72150}{72212}[ Jamal Laughing ]
{72215}{72265}I thinkyou should|go down south first.
{72268}{72314}This guy's a real asshole.
{72342}{72425}I can 't.|I can 't do it, all right?
{72427}{72523}Bring your ass over here!|We got work to do before|Dean Dickhead gets back.
{72525}{72574}Please!|Come on!
{72925}{72973}Aren't you worried about|getting kicked out?.
{72976}{73054}For this?. He ain't gonna|never find out. Relax.
{73161}{73223}[ Cooing ]
{73309}{73368}What happened to bird?.|Crazy shitting everywhere?.
{73371}{73452}Crazy shit, all right,|and it will be everywhere.
{73483}{73554}- With that, they just won't shit.|- Yeah.
{73555}{73607}They're gonna blow up.
{74294}{74368}And, as for you two,
{74371}{74463}ever since|you arrived on this campus,|there's been several mishaps.
{74466}{74568}Now my instincts tell me it's you,|but I can't prove it-- not yet.
{74571}{74625}But I know if|I give you enough time,
{74628}{74683}pretty soon|you're going to slip up,
{74686}{74796}and then I'll be able to send you back|to your miserable existence.
{74948}{75001}What the hell|areyou wearing?
{75004}{75069}- BUFU!|- BUFU?.
{75072}{75129}""Buy us, fuckyou!""
{75155}{75203}Get out!|Out! Out! Out! Out!
{75242}{75292}""Buy us, fuck you.""
{75295}{75348}[ Jamal ]|If the chancellor throwin'|a Halloween party,
{75351}{75405}wait till Harvard|see our Halloween party!
{75408}{75464}Yeah, but if Dean Cain|find out about this shit,
{75467}{75524}he gonna be mad|as a motherfucker.
{75527}{75598}What the fuck is he gonna do?.|We've got the Ivory.
{75600}{75663}We're gettin' straight ""A's.""
{75666}{75748}We've got this motherfucker|locked up.
{75750}{75830}They look like they got money.|Oh, he kinda cute.
{75833}{75893}Girl, we gonna get paid!
{75922}{75999}Ooh, how you doin'?.|For real!
{76053}{76110}End-table ass!|Hella Back!
{76113}{76173}Where the party at?.|We're tryin' to get a party on.
{76175}{76274}We havin' a party--|costume party|at the Lovell House.
{76277}{76324}1:00 p.m.
{76327}{76401}Please bring your ass|and titties along with you.
{76404}{76499}- We want all the ho's|out here to come.|- Did you just call us ho's?.
{76502}{76593}- I meant that in a good way.|- Oh, okay.
{76596}{76693}Bring all your horny friends.|There you go. Just bring all the ho's.
{76695}{76759}Y'all gonna pay us, right?.
{76794}{76862}- I don't hear nothin'.|- Yeah, we got dough.
{76865}{76927}Yeah, we got dough.|If not, our best friends got dough.
{76930}{76975}And if not,|they best friends got dough.
{76978}{77057}Yeah, we down with that.|Ballers and stuff gonna be there?.
{77060}{77149}Ass, titties, ballers.|Go, girl, go!
{77152}{77204}We gonna be there.|All right!
{77336}{77399}[ Both ]|Popcorn player.
{77459}{77523}I got one more delivery|to make.
{77525}{77584}Guess who used to be black.
{77629}{77687}Dean Cain.|But he is black.
{77689}{77767}Like a polar bear,|but I got a recipe...
{77770}{77842}that'll inject some ghetto|back in his ass.
{77845}{77928}Got some more beer.|What did you do to yourself?.
{77931}{77996}Oh, oh, the Fox Club.
{77999}{78063}Theyput me in a shopping cart|and shoved me down a hill.
{78066}{78132}Thank God I fell out|before I hit the freeway.
{78135}{78228}What the fuck you doin'?.|Put the milk back! You're not|supposed to steal from us!
{78231}{78292}Why are you always taking|violent tones with people?.
{78295}{78357}Man, shut up|before I kick your ass.
{78359}{78457}As human beings, we should|be able to talk this out,|not resort to violence.
{78460}{78518}How you gonna talk|when you shuttin' up?.|Fine! Fine!
{78520}{78572}You want some violence?.|You want a piece of this?.
{78575}{78636}Come on! I'll show you|some violence! Come on!
{78638}{78701}[ Screaming ]
{78704}{78751}Ow! Oh, God!
{78786}{78868}Now go to time-out.|Go to your room.
{78870}{78931}[ Panting ]
{79045}{79106}[Doorbell Rings ]
{79109}{79173}I wonder who this could be.
{79175}{79255}Oh, my goodness.|Honey, look at this.
{79257}{79304}I wonder|who these are from.
{79345}{79418}"" Dear Carl, saw these|and thought ofyou.
{79421}{79467}Love, Mrs. Ray.""
{79469}{79563}It's my old schoolmarm!|I haven't heard from her|in years!
{79565}{79611}Oh, how sweet.
{79613}{79674}She knows|I love brownies.
{79717}{79828}Mmm! A little piece|of heaven.|Better than mine?.
{79830}{79901}Darling, I don't remember|you cooking brownies.|You're right, I don't.
{79904}{79984}Hurry up, darling,|you're going to make us late,|and you know I hate to be late.
{79987}{80065}All right.|I'll take these upstairs.
{80111}{80176}I'll have another one.|They're great.
{80178}{80244}This is how we do it|Throw me a beer,|you big weenie!
{80303}{80371}-  This is how we do it |- Whoo!
{80374}{80474}[ Continues ]
{80476}{80544}Lovell House!|[ Burps ]
{80619}{80703}Life is hell.|What up, fellas?.|What's up?.
{80706}{80761}- How was the trip?.|- Good. Good.
{80764}{80833}I see Monks couldn't make it,|so I brought my man|I Need Money.
{80836}{80919}- Is he any good?.|- He don't talk.|He speaks with his hands.
{80922}{80972}Right, right.|You have a good show.
{80974}{81026}I'm out.|[Record Scratches ]
{81029}{81093}Hey, hey, hey.|Don't fuck up tonight,|all right?
{81219}{81277}What the fuck|is the plate for, man?.
{81313}{81361}[ Rhythmic Scratching ]
{81364}{81419}Gonna be a long night.
{81484}{81539}Carl. How are you?.|Philip.|Wonderful.
{81542}{81599}You know Miss Jenowitz|from the Chemistry Department,|Nice to see you.
{81601}{81653}and Miss Lovell|from Administration.
{81655}{81714}And of course|you know my wife Sheila.
{81717}{81783}I almost didn't recognize you.|I thought you'd brought|a professional model.
{81786}{81842}You look lovely.|Oh, Philip!
{81844}{81914}- Yeah, the bitch is fine, isn't she?.|- What?.
{81915}{81999}Dear, can you at least|feign some interest?.|You're embarrassing me.
{82001}{82108}And will you loosen up?.|You're so stiff sometimes.|Stiff?.
{82111}{82218}Bart, this party is stiff.|Excuse me, can you hold this?.|I'm hot.
{82221}{82309}Can you put this|back on, actually?.|Your butt is sticking out.
{82355}{82444}- What?.|- What a jerk!
{82492}{82555}Don't spoilyour appetite, Dean.|We're about to have|some lobster bisque...
{82558}{82617}and Indian pudding|that doesn't stop.
{82619}{82700}I got the munchies|like a motherfucker.|Hold this, baby.
{82703}{82796}He seems unusual tonight.|He's dehydrated.
{82798}{82845}[Slow Ballad]
{82847}{82939}Dance!|[ Grumbles ]
{82942}{83024}Yo, baby,|this is boring as hell.|Yo, yo, yo, yo, deejay !
{83027}{83097}[Music Stops ]|Hit me!
{83100}{83148}[Funk ]
{83151}{83212}[ Chattering ]
{83278}{83339}Come here, girl!
{83590}{83668}[ Hooting, Chattering ]
{83752}{83822}Yeah, yeah, yeah
{83824}{83939}I told you I had you covered.|There go the two big ballers|right there.
{83941}{83995}[ Both Grunting ]
{83998}{84059}You two stay put.|[Jeffrey]|I'm gonna hurtyou!
{84061}{84162}[ Grunting Continues ]|Hey, hey, hey, hey,|hey, hey, hey, hey.
{84164}{84213}Yo, J. Yo, T.
{84215}{84279}See those two|fine ass ho's right there?.
{84282}{84331}Don't you wish|they were really ho's...
{84334}{84379}and they came over here|and said,
{84382}{84472}""We want to run a dick-sucking|marathon with y'all two""?.
{84475}{84529}Oh, yeah. I'd like that.|Me too!
{84532}{84590}Mm, okay.|You and you.
{84592}{84661}We wanna run|a dick-suckin' marathon|with y'all.
{84698}{84777}Okay. I'm not|that good at it.
{84779}{84872}Oh, baby, I ain't laughin'.|I'm gonna make you mine.
{84875}{84981}- Smells good.|- Ooh, you pretty boy-lookin'|motherfucker.
{84983}{85099}Hey, don't be scared.|It's only pussy.|Oh!
{85102}{85147}Don't be scared.|[ Laughs ]
{85150}{85212}I got two inches of hard dick!
{85247}{85324}I'll work with you, baby.|Come on.
{85424}{85516}"Costume party.|Place: Lovell House,|Time: Friday. "
{85518}{85578}It is Friday.|But that's what|she told Cocoa Butter.
{85580}{85664}These bitches|better be gettin' my money.|Hella Back is my bottom bitch.
{85667}{85719}You know that, right?.|Right. Powder.
{85721}{85774}Bitch better be out here|checkin' my motherfuckin' money.
{85777}{85877}Don't cuss when I'm tryin'|to listen to the Word.|The Lord don't like that.
{85879}{85931}- What did I say?.|- You said ""bitch,""
{85934}{85980}and ""bitch"" ain't in the Bible.
{85982}{86072}I know, bitch,|and neither is ""motherfucker.""|So drive this motherfuckin' car.
{86075}{86169}And you an assistant pimp.|You ain't even a real pimp.
{86171}{86226}So you supposed to be cosigning|to the shit that I say.
{86229}{86289}You wanna lose your job,|I will pull your motherfuckin'|application.
{86291}{86356}Now let's practice it.|Where's my bitches?.|Where's my bitches?.
{86359}{86405}Where's my bitches?.|Where's my bitches?.
{86407}{86453}You gotta say it together.|It goes in together.
{86455}{86508}Where's my bitches?.|Okay, check this out.
{86511}{86582}Where my bitches?.|Can't we just|say ""employees""?.
{86584}{86644}What about your employees?.|No, fuck that!
{86699}{86806}Oh, yeah! Great ass!
{86808}{86882}Box up just like bein'|in your chest, thinks she got|away, don't hold your breath
{86885}{86931}Spinnin' on a track|with Red and Meth
{86934}{87013}Open up a fat one and smoke up|the sess, see these, we|the ones with the Wheaties
{87016}{87089}Treadin' on them all|Come on, believe me, look who|it is with the hokey feel
{87092}{87174}Look, an assassin|from Cypress Hill|DJ just resonated
{87177}{87274}[ Crowd Chanting ]|Go! Go! Go! Go!|Go! Go! Go! Go!
{87395}{87444}Oh, Silas, hi.|Hey, hey.
{87447}{87537}Um, let me askyou a question.|Now don't laugh. But, um--
{87539}{87629}[ Clears Throat ]|Does my ass look fat?.|No.
{87631}{87679}Put another one|on the front just like it,
{87682}{87759}I'll slap both|them motherfuckers.|Badow! Badow!
{87761}{87841}[ Both Chuckle ]|Here. Peer pressure,|peer pressure, peer pressure.
{87843}{87889}Come on.|Let me holler at you.
{87891}{87937}Okay.|All right.
{87939}{88031}[R&B ]|Oh, that's my song!
{88034}{88141}What's this?.|Ooh, you got a big sword, baby!
{88143}{88223}I-I have to go prepare.
{88226}{88290}Oh, you ain't got to|do shit, baby,
{88292}{88392}except climb out of this costume|and climb into some pussy, baby.
{88394}{88469}You have to appreciate|the colorful use|ofEnglish language.
{88471}{88569}- Oh, yeah!|- Wait, give me|that Chinese egg roll fuck!
{88571}{88620}I love America!
{88623}{88705}[ Rap: Indistinct ]
{88707}{88787}And sing along|to my hip-hop song, hadyou|chokin' offofa bong
{88789}{88866}Cypress Hill and we can't|go wrong, people smokin '|like Cheech and Chong
{88868}{88962}Let it be something|he is involved in, and I better|be the bi ggest cheerleader.
{88963}{89034}He is a huge baby.|Yeah, I hear you|with your fine ass.
{89036}{89126}But pass the blunt, boo.|Damn, you hoggin'|the whole shit!
{89129}{89176}I'm sorry.|[ Chuckles, Clears Throat ]
{89179}{89238}Whoa, I must be buzzed.|I'm babbling.
{89284}{89342}You know, you surprised me|by getting high.
{89342}{89370}You know, you surprised me|by getting high.
{89372}{89454}I'm not that much|of a square, Silas.|I did do it once in high school.
{89457}{89533}Whatever.|[ Laughs ]
{89536}{89615}What about you?.|We all have secrets.
{89617}{89711}Well, ifyou act right,|I might just let you|in my head one day.
{89713}{89812}Whatever.|But I ain't sayin' shit|on the first date.
{89815}{89874}Who said this was a date?.
{89875}{89958}You smoked my weed, didn't you?.|And we almost kissed, didn't we?.
{89961}{90006}We did not.|Yes, we did.
{90009}{90067}We did not.|Here, hit this.
{90152}{90234}[ Gasps ]|Oh, my bad.
{90236}{90302}Did I spoil the moment?.|I can't help it, girl.|You know what?.
{90304}{90351}Them shits|was talkin' to me.|You know what?.
{90354}{90424}Oh, my God, look at them.|Turn the headlights off.|Stop it!
{90427}{90534}I'm gonna tell you something.|This pimpin' that I got|came from a family tree.
{90537}{90584}My granddaddy was a pimp.
{90587}{90632}My great-great-great-granddaddy|was a pimp.
{90635}{90680}I'm talkin' about|pimpin' been since pimpin'...
{90683}{90728}since been pimpin'|since been pimpin'.
{90731}{90800}It's in your bloodline.|It's in my blood,|and you will never be that.
{90803}{90873}- W-W-W-Why?.|- Because, you was born,
{90876}{90933}all the people in your family|were assistant pimps.
{90935}{90992}You's a pimp.|I never deny you that.
{90994}{91049}I thought you was the one|the Lord chose.
{91051}{91097}If it had not been for the Lord,
{91099}{91165}I would not have had|not a bitch come into my life.
{91167}{91214}Goddamn, not a--|Not a hell, not a bitch.
{91216}{91277}Nobody say that now nothin'|like you say that now nothin'.
{91280}{91344}Not a now, not a bitch.|I still don't know|what that shit mean,
{91346}{91392}but it sound good!
{91394}{91486}Now nothin' mean|""don't get a now nothin'.""
{91489}{91544}Now nothin'.|A now nothin' nothin' now.
{91547}{91648}- [ Gibberish ]|- Bitch, shut up|and drive this fuckin' car.
{91651}{91706}Y'all gonna make me|lose my mind
{91709}{91765}Up in here, up in here
{91768}{91823}Y'all gonna make me|go all out
{91826}{91880}Up in here, up in here
{91883}{91937}Y'all gonna make me|act the fool
{91939}{91994}Up in here, up in here
{91996}{92042}Y'all gonna make me|lose my cool
{92045}{92107}[ Continues, Indistinct ]
{92110}{92159}Ragi ng party|with open beer cans in hallway.
{92508}{92553}What's this?.
{92601}{92647}Oh! Oh!
{92691}{92781}Sterilize hands tonight|with antibacterial cream|many times.
{93017}{93062}What do we have here?.
{93092}{93138}Nothin'.
{93176}{93222}Aha!
{93266}{93340}Multi-socket extension cubes.
{93342}{93409}This is against campus|fire code section 1743:
{93410}{93532}"Thou shalt not allow|multi-socket extension cubes|in dorm rooms. "
{93535}{93598}The extension cords themselves|are intertwined...
{93600}{93645}in the most flammable of ways,
{93648}{93695}and they're producing|an immense amount ofheat.
{93698}{93758}They could cause an i gnition|at any point and i gni--
{93792}{93838}I smack him with my dick|and the mike
{93840}{93886}Y'all niggaz is characters|Not even good actors
{93888}{93944}Hmm, let's add up|all the factors
{93946}{94027}You wack, you're twisted|your girl's a ho, you broke|the kid ain 't yours
{94030}{94098}Wel l, I'l I be damned.|What is that?.
{94100}{94204}It's just a baby.|[ Whining ]
{94206}{94273}[ Both Speaking Gibberish ]
{94316}{94406}- [ Nervous Chuckling, Whining ]|- [ Gibberish Continues ]
{94409}{94478}This ain't no damn baby.|What kind of shit is that|hangin' out the back?.
{94481}{94550}I need to get her home.|Excuse me.
{94553}{94625}[Man ]|How's it going, Mad Hatter?|Come on.
{94628}{94676}Y'all gonna make me|act the fool
{94678}{94750}Up in here, up in here
{94752}{94808}We gonna kill|these motherfuckin' bitches,|huh?.
{94810}{94878}Hey, look at them|bitches here. Look.
{94881}{94934}Hey, little baby bitch.
{94937}{95022}You little bitch,|you better get up off of me.|Where's my bitches?.
{95025}{95084}[KnockingAt Door]
{95086}{95132}Yo, what's up, homies?.
{95134}{95180}Where my bitches at?.|Where our bitches?.
{95182}{95258}You got the voice down,|but those outfits no good.
{95260}{95329}What's wrong with my shit?.|Homey, please.
{95330}{95465}Your Halloween costume.|Ifyou pimp, you broke pimp.|[ Laughing ]
{95468}{95513}You know you|fucked up, Woody.|Come on with it.
{95516}{95642}Baby powder?.|What smell that is?.|You changing diapers?. Ah!
{96044}{96129}[ Coughing ]
{96388}{96442}Ah!
{96446}{96493}[ Grunting, Screaming ]
{96496}{96560}[ Chattering, Screaming ]
{96563}{96642}What the fuck is all this?.|What y'all three bitches want?.
{96643}{96706}- Tell them, Powder!|- We already got pussy.|Y'all come back later.
{96709}{96758}I'm about to knockyou|the fuck out.
{96760}{96820}I'm gonna do the knocking out.|Come on with it.
{96823}{96885}[ Women ]|Oh!
{96888}{96949}[Screaming Continues ]
{96952}{97036}[ Shouting, Indistinct ]
{97038}{97126}Come on, come on|Come on, come on
{97129}{97209}Where you going?.|You gotta stay.
{97211}{97265}A party ain't a party|without you.
{97268}{97344}Campus-smelling|little motherfucker!
{97346}{97421}Plus, there's no room|in the limo!
{97423}{97470}I'll be back foryou, man.
{97506}{97555}You ain't gonna need that.
{97558}{97640}- [Sirens Wailing]|- The cops!
{97642}{97723}Somebody owes me|for one night's worth of|flat-back fuckin' up in here!
{97726}{97771}[ Wailing Continues ]
{97903}{97949}Whoa!
{97951}{98016}This is exhilarating.|But don't get the wrong idea.
{98018}{98069}Megan and I have never done|anything like this before.
{98071}{98139}We're virgins. Mm-hmm.|Yeah, both of us.
{98141}{98244}Molly and I are really into|D'Angelo. Do you have any?.
{98247}{98316}Ain't that a--|Hell, no, we ain't got no--
{98319}{98384}And while you're|sittin' in this car,|you don't run shit.
{98387}{98471}- Tell them, Powder.|- Dick drive this car, not pussy.
{98474}{98546}- [ Giggling ]|- Oh, you think it's funny, bitch?.
{98548}{98632}This is pimpin' here.|I been on Wheel ofFortune,|Price is R--
{98634}{98744}- Oh, bitch. Come on with it.|- You'd ratherpiss eau de crude|than piss offPowder.
{98747}{98818}Oh, that's fine.|Keep on laughin'.|Bring your face over here.
{98819}{98905}- [Slaps Twice ]|- Pay that shit.
{98908}{98961}Oh.|[ Both Giggling ]
{98964}{99056}Wow. Ooh.
{99059}{99152}Man, come on.|You act like I took it.|Wejust get some more.
{99155}{99246}Man, ain't no more.|All of Ivory's ashes|was in just that plant.
{99249}{99305}Now let's go see what this|Dean ""Stick Up His Ass"" want.
{99308}{99390}He probably gonna curse us out|about that wild-ass party.
{99392}{99505}Man, that party|was not that wild.|[ Snoring ]
{99507}{99606}Yeah, it did get|a little out of hand.|You know what I'm sayin'?.
{99609}{99674}Sex novelties,|obscenity, fighting,
{99676}{99722}indecent exposure,
{99725}{99804}rock bands,|without a permit.
{99806}{99899}Welcome, gentlemen,|to academic probation.
{99933}{99980}Damn, who gonna be our P.O.?.
{99982}{100029}How charmingly ghetto.
{100060}{100106}You're dismissed.
{100222}{100268}We ain't got no Ivory,
{100270}{100337}we about to get kicked|the fuck out of here...
{100340}{100386}and what the fuck|areyou doin'?
{100388}{100442}Oh, I'm workin'|on my truth serum.
{100444}{100502}Why you gotta sound|all belligerent about|my shit anyway?.
{100505}{100552}Belligerent?.|Yeah, belligerent.
{100555}{100636}As in abusive or truculent.|[ Laughing ]
{100639}{100714}Yo, you keep on usin' them|big-ass Harvard words,
{100716}{100784}and your ghetto pass|is gonna get revoked, buddy.
{100786}{100835}Why don't you go pick up|a book or something?.
{100838}{100905}If I get this shit right,|I get an ""A"" in botany class.
{100907}{100998}- Ah, motherfucker.|- When I was 12,
{101001}{101074}I used to love watching|my dogs hump.
{101076}{101170}- We used to have a good time.|- [ Chuckling ]
{101172}{101228}[ Clucking]
{101230}{101294}- Whoa!|- Ah!
{101297}{101345}Oh!|Oh, oh, oh!
{101404}{101479}- What the fuck is that?.|- [ Belches ]
{101482}{101529}I'm gonna have to tweak|this shit a little.
{101532}{101587}Me hungry.
{101590}{101647}I say we burn them books,
{101650}{101780}go to that graveyard,|find us a smart dead guy|and smoke his skeleton ass.
{101783}{101842}We sit down, blaze up,
{101844}{101946}hit the books|for a few hours a day,|we got this.
{101949}{102040}I'm tellin' you.|We don't need no smart dead guy.
{102043}{102128}Woo, hoo, hoo, hoo!|That's what I'm talkin' about.
{102131}{102176}Light that shit up.
{102238}{102287}Hit them books!
{102371}{102446}One, two,|One, two, three, yeah
{102448}{102521}In-slum-national underground|Thunderpounds when I stomp|the ground
{102523}{102593}Like a million elephants|with silverback orangutans|You can 't stop a train
{102595}{102669}Sittin ' in a drop-top|soakin ' wet, in a silk suit|tryin ' not to sweat
{102672}{102743}Hittin 'somersaults without|the net, but this'll be the|year that we won 't forget
{102746}{102801}One nine nine nine|ano domi ni, anything goes
{102804}{102893}[ Screaming ]| [ Continues, Indistinct ]
{102895}{102971}Don 't pull the thang out|unlessyou plan to bang
{102974}{103045}Bombs over Baghdad| Yeah, yeah
{103048}{103115}Don 't even bang unless|you plan to hit something
{103118}{103166}Bombs over Baghdad |[Jamal]|These are our midterms?
{103169}{103230}See what I'm sayin '?|See what I'm sayin '?|All "F's, " son.
{103233}{103288}We are fucked.|Fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked!
{103290}{103422}How did I fail|women's studies?.|I love bitches!
{103426}{103487}[ WolfHowling ]
{103490}{103589}What are we doing?.|Looking for|a smart dead guy.
{103634}{103680}Well, guys, hey!
{103682}{103732}This guy'll do.|He's a president.
{103803}{103852}Yeah, he should know|all the fuckin' answers.
{103854}{103921}Answers?.|What are you talking about?.
{103923}{104012}Wait, no, no, no! You can't|dig up somebody's grave!|That's disgusting!
{104014}{104085}You guys don't think|that there's anything wrong|with this?.
{104087}{104204}Huh?. You guys are fucked up!|What are you gonna do|with this now?.
{104206}{104264}[ Grunting]
{104266}{104369}[ Screaming ]|Ah, shit!
{104372}{104422}Oh, God!|Stop actin' like|a little bitch!
{104424}{104486}Get the body.|[ Groaning, Coughing ]
{104537}{104603}What the fuck|are you doing?.|[ Coughing, Groaning Continue ]
{104606}{104741}Get the body. You should|have some more respect|for an ex-president, asshole.
{104774}{104819}Come on.|Put this shit on your back.
{104822}{104868}Oh, God, no!
{104871}{104933}Get up before I smack|the shit out ofyou.
{104935}{104981}Come on, come on, come on.
{105043}{105112}Oh, my God. It's so good.
{105198}{105273}Fly! Go fly!|[ Laughing ]
{105276}{105322}Yo, Silas.|What's up, dog?.
{105325}{105386}- [ Screams ]|- Whoa, who are you?.
{105388}{105441}Do you see me?.
{105444}{105508}- Relax! Relax!|- Open, window! Open, window!
{105511}{105577}Yo, what the fuck|are we gonna do now?.
{105580}{105636}Fuck you think we gonna do?.|We gonna smoke his ass,
{105639}{105697}then we gonna start|askin' questions.
{105700}{105818}Wait a minute. Didn't|you put the ashes in the soil|before you grew the plant?.
{105820}{105906}We ain't got no time for that|shit. We gotta grind him now.|Get this arm.
{105909}{105991}No, no, no, no, no.|Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,|wait, wait, wait.
{105994}{106076}This is|a motherfuckin' president, man.|What the fuck are we doin'?.
{106077}{106131}You wanna stay in Harvard|or what?.
{106134}{106205}Whoa, whoa, whoa,|whoa, whoa, whoa!
{106208}{106278}I Need Money,|did you check him for any|jewelry or money or anything?.
{106281}{106354}Fuck all that, man.|Listen, I'm cuttin'|this arm now.
{106357}{106449}[ Crackles ]|[ All Screaming ]
{106526}{106572}Get the arm!|Get the arm, man.
{106575}{106643}Y'all calm down!|We got this. Calm down.
{106646}{106733}- [Jeffrey]|This is insane.|- Oh, shit!
{106734}{106797}[ Screaming Continues ]|You is a nasty|motherfucker!
{106884}{106944}[ Screaming Continues ]
{107149}{107230}[ Whimpering]|I can't smoke a finger!
{107262}{107332}- [ Coughing ]|- This shit's not workin'.
{107408}{107462}Hey, what up, bros?.
{107465}{107511}I didn't know that you guys|were gonna be here.
{107514}{107574}I savedyourplant.
{107612}{107700}What did you do to it?.|This is a special plant.
{107703}{107775}- I know.|- You stole our plant!
{107778}{107885}Damn right, he stole your plant.|Yo, Silas, this idiot smoked up|all the plant.
{107888}{107977}You're gonna have to study|on your own. Damn, they can't|hear me or see me. Tell 'em!
{107979}{108036}Well, you know, someone else|was breakin' in here,
{108038}{108139}so I caught them|andyou can give me a reward,|like more ofthe plant.
{108142}{108195}Man, we ain't got no more|goddamn plant!
{108198}{108278}Hoggin'all the good shit.|Okay, that's fine!|Let's go, Ivory.
{108280}{108364}- Wait. Ivory here?.|- Yeah, maybe.
{108367}{108408}- Repeat after me.|- Repeat after me.
{108411}{108441}Yo, dog.|Yo, zog.
{108442}{108484}- Dog.|- og.
{108486}{108532}You idiot.|You idiot!
{108534}{108577}I'm disappearin'.|I'm disappearing.
{108580}{108608}- What?.|- What?.
{108610}{108649}- What?.|- What?.|- What?.
{108708}{108773}[Silas ]|This reminds me|ofmy lab back at the crib.
{108775}{108873}I have some of the same stuff.|How'd you get that?.
{108876}{108944}- I stole it.|- Just place them|on the wall there.
{108947}{109017}Um, well, well, well.|[ Laughs ]
{109020}{109121}Never thought|I'd find you two ghetto asses|up in here studying.
{109124}{109208}- Ghetto asses?.|- Oh, did I say that?.
{109211}{109278}Oh, it must be the effects|ofthe browniesyou sent me.
{109281}{109351}They must still be in my system.
{109354}{109413}Lauren,|how's the project coming?.
{109416}{109461}[ Nervous Chuckle ]|Fine. As a matter of fact,
{109464}{109519}I'm going to check on that|right now.
{109522}{109558}- You know, I got to go.|- No, no, no, no, no.
{109558}{109584}- You know, I got to go.|- No, no, no, no, no.
{109586}{109676}Yo, Dean.|Yo, whyyou gotta be a hater?
{109678}{109742}Oh, yes, I'm a hater.|I hate pot-smoking punks...
{109744}{109810}that think that everything|should just be given to them.
{109812}{109884}You two are an absolute disgrace|to this university.
{109887}{109960}Yo, Dean, man,|what are those?.
{109963}{110049}Oh, these.|These are invitations|to the alumni celebration...
{110052}{110104}in which the vice president|will be attending...
{110106}{110200}and Lauren will be unveiling her|Benjamin Franklin experiment.
{110202}{110297}Certain students will be invited--|those that pass theirfinals.
{110300}{110369}For real?.|But you won't pass|your finals.
{110371}{110457}You'll fail, and then I'll have you out|of my hair and out of Harvard.
{110460}{110548}[ Laughing ]|Happy studying, gentlemen.
{110549}{110600}Fuck!
{110603}{110649}I'm trying to do my thing.|It's pimpin' over here.
{110651}{110746}- Baby Powder, when you gonna|pay us our money?.|- I got a $25 money order--
{110748}{110790}$25?.|Money order?.
{110792}{110870}- That you bitches can split.|- Who you callin' a bitch, bitch?.
{110873}{110927}Come on with it.|I got you.
{110930}{111032}- If it ain't ""Rice Puff Daddy.""|- No, no, Powder. That's ""Run M.S.G.""
{111035}{111120}- Hey, what you listening to, brother?.|- Wu-Tang.
{111123}{111198}Wu-Tang. Wu-Tang.| I came to bring the pain
{111201}{111248}Hardcore to the brain | Dollar, dollar bill, y'all
{111251}{111327}We don't listen|to that Chinese shit.|We do this. This what we do.
{111330}{111382}Oh, you can't dance!
{111385}{111436}You need to sit down.|Mm-mm.
{111438}{111511}I'm gonna round them|motherfuckin' almond eyes|ofyours out, understand me?.
{111514}{111597}Hold on, Powder.|Let's not get ""ignant.""
{111599}{111645}Maybe he just came here|to pay our money.
{111647}{111721}No, actually,|I come for your girls.|Ooh!
{111724}{111804}Actually,|you gonna come back and give me|them two duck sauces your mama--
{111806}{111881}[ Confused Chattering ]
{111884}{111942}Let me get my switchblade out.|Let me get my blade.
{111944}{112012}- [ Yells ]|- Ooh, shit!
{112015}{112099}Come on, bitch.|Man, it was two egg rolls,|It wasn't duck sauce.
{112102}{112147}- [ Yelling Continues ]|- [ Car Alarm Sounding]
{112150}{112202}Ooh!|Ooh! Ow!
{112247}{112328}Who the bitch now, bitch?.|Bitch!
{112330}{112399}I need to slap|my goddamn self for that.
{112402}{112499}Pimps go through this kind|of shit from time to time.
{112502}{112547}[ Chuckling ]
{112581}{112638}[ Phone Ringing ]|Mm.
{112641}{112690}Yes, Dean Cain here.
{112692}{112746}Yes, I did receive them.|As a matter of fact,
{112749}{112824}I was just going over Silas|and Jamal's grades...
{112827}{112874}and I see they're all ""F's.""
{112877}{112931}Yes. I agree.
{112933}{113003}Very sad. Very sad indeed.
{113006}{113081}Yes.|Well, I'll speak to you later.
{113083}{113129}Bye-bye.
{113155}{113217}Yes, yes, yes!
{113268}{113327}Ah!|Hey!
{113329}{113437}[ Whistles ]|Dean Cain expects us|off campus by Monday.
{113439}{113497}It went that bad|in botany class?.
{113499}{113559}Kid lost|about 1 5 pounds of fluid.
{113562}{113681}And that|wasjust from the mouth.|And I'm still below a 2.0.
{113683}{113733}Man, we gonna get|kicked the fuck out this school.
{113734}{113810}Maybe I can go back|to beingyour manager...
{113812}{113873}and you strip at that club again|like you used to.|[ Laughs ]
{113875}{113921}[Jeffrey]|No, we can't give up.
{113923}{113983}You can't let the dean win.
{113986}{114066}Did Commander Riker give up|when the Borg infiltrated|the Starship Enterprise...
{114068}{114122}and Captain Picard came back|all half robot?.
{114125}{114199}The Borgs?. They're here!
{114202}{114282}Oh, God, run for your life!|Oh!
{114284}{114389}My point is that you two--|My point is|shut the fuck up!
{114392}{114437}It's over.
{114440}{114508}And we out of here.|Wash my hands.
{114547}{114592}Silas, man, you can't give up.
{114595}{114669}Ifyou get this|botany grade changed,|they have to keep you.
{114700}{114771}My-- Yeah, my truth serum.|Yeah.
{114773}{114824}I gotta fix it. Yo!|That's right.
{114895}{114964}Yo, yo
{115010}{115069}Here's your coffee.
{115098}{115143}[ Silas ]|Nausea.
{115178}{115224}[ Laughing ]
{115314}{115326}[Swing]
{115326}{115359}[Swing]
{115430}{115475}Ah, Bart.|Nice to see you.
{115478}{115572}Listen.|I think I have a solution|to your little problem.
{115574}{115696}Oh, no. I already got|the prescription filled.|Zing!
{115698}{115785}Not that problem.|I'm talking about the boys.
{115788}{115850}Those rejects|have been rejected.
{115852}{115937}Yo, Dean Cain, look who's back!
{115939}{115980}Holler.
{115982}{116075}- Dean, what a surprise.|Look who's here.|- How exciting.
{116078}{116125}Guys, we weren't expecting you,|but you're right on time.
{116128}{116209}Let's go meet|the next likely leader|ofthe free world.
{116282}{116328}What are you two doing here?.
{116330}{116424}Couldn't have my future ex-wife|show up to some bigwig event...
{116426}{116472}without her daddy on her arms.
{116473}{116566}Ain't that right, baby?.|Right, Daddy.
{116568}{116635}Old friends, fellow alums,
{116637}{116693}it's wonderful|being back here at Harvard...
{116696}{116753}where I get to see|my beautiful daughter.
{116754}{116806}Hi.|Hi, Daddy. Daddy.
{116809}{116875}Mm-hmm.|This is Jamal.|Jamal, this is my dad.
{116878}{116938}Ah, hello,Jamal.|Mr. President.
{116941}{117026}And I call you Mr. President|'cause I know you gonna|rock this election.
{117029}{117097}I hope you're right, son.|Uh-oh, camera.
{117278}{117374}All right, Ivory.|This is the last ofyou.|Do your stuff.
{117376}{117439}Ha!|Oh, hey, hey, hey, Professor.|What's going on?.
{117442}{117502}Nice to see you again.|Listen. T oni ght,
{117504}{117553}I got a feeling you gonna|see my experiment work.
{117556}{117610}I hope we don't have|to pass out any barf bags.
{117613}{117699}Don't even worry about that.|See, I found my secret ingredient.
{117702}{117771}By adding a little bit|of chro-- cannabis,
{117773}{117824}I was able|to counteract the nausea.
{117827}{117914}I'm proud ofyou.|Thankyou, Professor.|Thankyou, man.
{118046}{118119}- I actually feel wonderful.|- Isn't he great, Daddy?.
{118122}{118161}Yeah.|Yeah.
{118163}{118209}He's great.|He's great.
{118211}{118306}[ Laughter ]
{118308}{118364}[ Mutters ]
{118391}{118447}- Good service.|- Hey, Jamie.
{118450}{118528}Here's your dad|after a frat party.
{118530}{118603}We don't want the dean|to get his panties in a bunch.|[ Mumbles, Indistinct ]
{118605}{118664}He might want to spank us!|Oh, sit down.
{118791}{118864}Wait a minute. I know|you all two ain't over here|playin'grab ass...
{118866}{118940}while I'm entertainin'|my future vanilla villa|father over there, are you?.
{118943}{119005}Yeah, oh, yeah!|Yeah?.
{119008}{119092}Man, look, man. The serum|workin', man. They hot, dog.|Look! Hey, man, look.
{119094}{119178}I got somethin' to tell you.|Man, I been pinchin'|your weed off.
{119180}{119236}What you tellin' me for?.|Damn.
{119238}{119305}I don't know. I guess|it's that new serum, man.
{119307}{119362}I'm sorry, man.|That's okay.|Don't even worry about it.
{119364}{119477}No, it ain't all right, man.|Yo, I been takin' your CDs.|I been usin' your weed pipes.
{119479}{119556}I even been lookin' at Lauren's|ass a couple of times, man.|Whoa!
{119559}{119686}She's fine, and ifshe gave|me the chance, I would wax that|ass till she show me what she--
{119688}{119724}Whoa, whoa!|Hold up.
{119727}{119801}Jamal, I will take that|as a compliment.|[ Chuckles ]
{119804}{119857}[ Muttering ]
{119860}{119870}Thank you.
{119870}{119905}Thank you.
{119908}{119964}We all know that Harvard|has been honored to host...
{119966}{120041}some of Benjamin Franklin's|artifacts, which I personally found.
{120044}{120115}Like this cannon-like|article back here.
{120118}{120214}Now later you can take note|of the foot-operated carburetor,
{120217}{120308}the reservoir|and the top-loading bud bowl.
{120310}{120366}Ladies and gentlemen,|Harvard is now...
{120369}{120479}the proud owner|of America's first... bong.
{120482}{120527}[Audience Gasping]
{120530}{120583}[ Cain ]|A bong?
{120586}{120644}This is, this is outrageous!
{120647}{120709}IfBenjamin Franklin|were here today,
{120711}{120781}he would deny and denounce|any claim...
{120782}{120828}to these so-called findings.
{120830}{120885}I'm gonna have|to disagree on that.|[ Gasping Continues ]
{120888}{120969}Yo, Ben, tell this fool.|Is that a bong or what?
{120971}{121048}Yep. It's the liberty bong.|Light that shit.
{121051}{121146}[ Both ]|Smoke that shit,|pass that shit.
{121149}{121208}Yo, you gotta come|to this party, Ben.
{121211}{121290}- Hey, man. Hey.|- Come on, man. Smoke.
{121293}{121356}Gerald!
{121359}{121419}Oh, yeah!
{121422}{121466}[ Laughter ]
{121468}{121518}This is insane!
{121520}{121568}What areyou all laughing at?
{121570}{121620}Dean, I have had it|with your uptight,
{121622}{121699}- self-serving,|overopinionated ass!|- [Silas ] Get 'im!
{121702}{121761}In short, you are fired!
{121763}{121864}- [ Gasps ]|- Hit the bricks, dog!
{121916}{121997}[ Funk ]| Get down with my girlfriend
{121999}{122073}That ain 't right
{122076}{122130}The bi g payback
{122133}{122175}[ Continues Indistinct ]
{122247}{122290}[ Laughing ]
{122292}{122349}Silas!|Jamal.
{122350}{122446}Yo, dog, man.|Look like you did it, dog, man.|You got a new serve, man.
{122449}{122509}You gonna be|an herbal scientist, my brother.
{122512}{122564}Me and you turned this place|upside down, didn't we?.
{122567}{122625}Did we!|Amazing what two brothers...
{122627}{122695}from the P. can do with just|a little bit of opportunity.
{122697}{122767}Word.|Holler at your dogs, man.
{122770}{122830}I will, man.|[ Both Grunt ]
{122832}{122880}- [ Woman Screaming]|- [ Yelling ]
{122883}{122942}[Man ]|Secret Service!
{122995}{123070}Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!|Dean, Dean, Dean, ease up on|the black-on-black crime, bro.
{123073}{123120}[ Yelling Continues ]
{123123}{123203}Oh, this motherfucker done|messed up my shit!
{123206}{123261}Back up! Back up, nigger!|You better give me three feet!
{123263}{123318}Give me three feet!
{123320}{123380}- Whoa!|- [ Yelling ]
{123382}{123419}[ Yelling Continues ]
{123422}{123526}Hey, get up.| Oh, my God
{123528}{123573}Oh, cool.
{123575}{123661}Take him away, boys.|Take your hands off of me!|Do you realize who I am?.
{123663}{123752}- What are you looking at?.|- I Need Money, you talked!
{123754}{123823}Why, yes, Jamal.|It is somewhat|of a surprise to me also.
{123825}{123944}Lord, it's a gift!|It's a gift from above!|Make it float like a dove!
{123947}{124041}Make it scream like Michael|in a rhinestone glove.|Lord, Lord, Lord.
{124043}{124090}[ Both Speaking Gibberish ]
{124092}{124138}Popcorn player.|Popcorn player.
{124140}{124186}[Bong Bubbling]
{124188}{124234}[ Coughing ]
{124236}{124313}I didn't inhale!|Woo-hoo!
{124316}{124369}God, this is the wildest time|I've ever had.
{124371}{124461}[ Laughing ]|You won't mind that I'm bangin'|your daughter on the regular.
{124463}{124509}No, no!|Not at all.
{124511}{124568}Good, 'cause Jamal's|gonna be my baby daddy.
{124570}{124655}Ah, son, welcome to the family.
{124658}{124735}Daddy.|[ Snickers ]
{124738}{124815}Silas, your experiment|was a success.
{124818}{124908}Your serum worked, and you're|going to get an ""A"" in my course.
{124911}{124973}Ooh, Professor!|So that means I get to stay.
{124976}{125055}You betcha!|You can stay as long|as it takes you to graduate.
{125058}{125123}I don't care.|Right, ladies?.|[ Together ] Mmm!
{125126}{125179}Shall we, ladies?.
{125182}{125248}Hey, down here!|This is not happening!
{125250}{125324}Lauren,|you are coming with me!
{125326}{125404}Honey, you have never|satisfied me.
{125407}{125456}Huh?.
{125459}{125505}Silas?.
{125507}{125553}But I can.
{125777}{125829}The day you lay off|is the day you pay off.
{125832}{125900}We come in here|to get our old bitches,|but if they ain't in here,
{125903}{125993}we gonna get those|intellect bitches and start|our own new stable, feel me?.
{125996}{126061}Just keep it pimpalicious.|Keep it pimpalicious!
{126064}{126141}Powder, what are you|doing here?.|What are you doing in here?.
{126143}{126208}Well, I've been rolling|this joint for 20 years.
{126210}{126284}But if these people knew|I was using your|Dial-A-Ho service,
{126286}{126331}they might not understand.
{126334}{126407}You are one|of my biggest customers.|You like them hand-jobs,
{126410}{126455}fat bitches pissin' on you|all the time.
{126458}{126513}I like the ladies.|Licking poodle feets and shit.
{126516}{126595}Just stop it right there.|Haveyou ever been to college?
{126598}{126685}- Yeah, two years Pussyology.|- Academia. I like it.
{126687}{126780}Give me a call next week.|I think we can work|something out.
{126783}{126861}Today's class is called|Pimpology I and II.
{126864}{126941}I'm one, that's two.|That's what your ass will be...
{126944}{126998}ifyou don't pass this class.
{127000}{127068}It got to come out right!|And if it don't come out right,
{127071}{127109}you ain't gonna get|the pimp tonight!
{127111}{127160}- Where my bitches?.|- Where my bitches?.
{127163}{127221}Come on with it...
{127224}{127262}and let it fly!
{127291}{127385}Notyourselves!|Shit!
{127387}{127471}That was deep!|That was deep.
{127474}{127546}[Man ] Ten.|Camera rolling shot on "A. "|[ Woman ] "D" marker.
{127567}{127609}Cut!
{127612}{127693}And another thing, I forgot|my motherfuckin' lines!
{127695}{127788}Yo, stop doin' that shit, dog.|You can't be laughin' at me.
{127791}{127836}Fuck my close-up up, nigger.
{127839}{127924}They know we stole the--|What is that?.
{127926}{128050}I knew it.|You guys and your lines.
{128052}{128104}Can I get some pussy?|Sure. Come on in.
{128106}{128169}I told you we should have went|to U.C.L.A.
{128172}{128277}Man, damn all this.|I'm about to go stick my dick|in a Thermos or something.
{128279}{128330}Puffs of purgatory|for everybody. Line 'em up!
{128333}{128390}Puffs of purgatory, baby!|Puffs of purgatory.|Puffs of purgatory.
{128423}{128507}See each other no more.|I mean, the fuckin' around--
{128509}{128555}Ah, shit!|[ Laughing ]
{128588}{128634}[ Sneezes ]
{128855}{128944}I pledge allegiance to the pimp|of the united pimps of America.
{128947}{128980}[ Crowd]|Oh!
{128983}{129049}Come on, you fuckers!|Call action!
{129051}{129136}Uh-oh.|I don't give a fuck|if it breaks!
{129139}{129200}You hear me?.|Goddamn it!
{129203}{129257}Turn that goddamn water off!
{129258}{129342}Cut! Cut! Cut!
{129345}{129378}- Cut.|- Cut.
{129380}{129450}- Cut!|- Cut!|- Cut!
{129452}{129537}The movie's over. Go home.|Why don't you get|out ofyour seat?.
{129539}{129588}Go home! Go home!|All y'all.|Y'all don't wanna leave!
{129590}{129643}[ Woman Vocalizing]
{129645}{129726}Yo, ladies and gentlemen | Smoke cheeba cheeba|Smoke cheeba cheeba
{129728}{129775}We got Toni Braxton|up in the house
{129778}{129827}So high that I can kiss|the skies, bitch
{129830}{129888}We live up in here, y'all
{129890}{129944}How high, motherfuckers|How high
{129947}{129998}How, how, how, how|How, how, how, how
{130001}{130055}Yo, yo, yo
{130058}{130113}Tical shittin ' again|Spittin ' to win
{130116}{130176}L oad they guns clip in the end|None sicker than him
{130179}{130250}Yes, indeed|I'm ill as any S. T.D.|or sex disease
{130252}{130298}These dirty rats|want extra cheese
{130300}{130357}On that piece ofthe pie|Now ask me how high
{130358}{130418}Untilyou reach for the sky|Blame the crooked letter "I"
{130421}{130474}That's my home|Twenty three's|wrapped in chrome
{130476}{130537}Not only snap on y'all niggers|but I'll snap dem bones
{130540}{130593}Slap your dome|Make you leave|that crack alone
{130596}{130650}You got the key to the city|but the latch is on
{130652}{130697}I gots it locked|bringin ' the noise
{130700}{130756}Bringin ' the funk Dr. Spock|Bringin ' my boys
{130758}{130835}Bringin 'you lungs|Pop the Glock but only|ifyou feel this shit
{130838}{130897}Jack the Ripper|don 't make me have to kill|this bitch
{130899}{130959}Back to get ya|Put it in check|That's the mista
{130962}{131021}Meth with his wood|on your neck|Shut your lips up
{131023}{131084}[ Vocalizing Continues ]
{131086}{131139}Smoke cheeba cheeba|Smoke cheeba cheeba
{131207}{131261}So high that I could kiss|the sky
{131331}{131386}Brick city|to the crooked letter I
{131388}{131482}L et's get, let's get|L et's get | Yo, yo
{131483}{131557}Yo, you can call on the man|when the party is borin '
{131560}{131619}I had these ho 's strippin '|till it's part ofthe mornin '
{131622}{131680}I love a fat chick|with a body enormous
{131683}{131738}It ain 't about the weight, yo|It's how they perform it
{131740}{131800}My dash is 1 0|My weed half a pound
{131803}{131860}When there's smoke in the air|my nose is like a basset hound's
{131863}{131915}I don 't stash the drug|Nigga, divide
{131918}{131992}I'm that nigga that ride|with a trigger to get a supply
{131994}{132041}High is how I stay|all the time
{132043}{132096}Niggas, close the door | Yo, bitches|shut allyour blinds
{132099}{132160}If I'm hard to find|take two puffs and pass
{132161}{132219}I stayed back|but my Benz moved up a class
{132222}{132280}It's Dock and Meth|The format is real sickening
{132282}{132340}Contagious|We out for Mista Biggs women
{132342}{132394}You better shut your trap|when my dogs around
{132396}{132462}We pissin ' on fire hydrants|so walk around, bitch
{132465}{132525}[ Vocalizing Continues ]
{132528}{132583}Smoke cheeba cheeba|Smoke cheeba cheeba
{132648}{132699}Yeah, so high|till I reach the sky
{132769}{132828}Brick city|and the crooked letter "I"
{132831}{132889}L et's get, yo|L et's get
{132891}{132937}Yo, let's get
{132939}{132995}Mista Method Man|puttin ' in work foot in the dirt
{132997}{133055}Like it's all good roll|through your hood|pushin ' a hearse
{133058}{133112}I wish y'all would come|around like Clint Eastwood
{133115}{133175}As ifyour, reppin 'your hood|in my neck ofthe woods
{133178}{133223}Street vanillas in the pj's
{133226}{133278}Grimy bitch,|I wear the same shit|for three days
{133281}{133373}Find me lit|Blunts spark like Felipe|Fuck the he say, she say
{133375}{133472}You're just a mike off| Yo, call me Bob Backlund|I break backs on ho 's
{133474}{133549}Who look like Toni Braxton|Can run with these bony|masked men
{133551}{133628}I'm out the gutter|I'm out to sendyour|baby mother out for rubbers
{133630}{133713}We fuckin ' tonight|Bitches wanna crowd around|while I'm cuppin ' the mike
{133716}{133776}I'm a gorilla,|leave a banana|stuck in your pipe
{133778}{133832}'Cause I'm a real block winner|The Doc inna
{133835}{133900}Bitch, one ofmy balls|bigger than the Epcot Center
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