1 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,150 Look at me. 2 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,430 I know you. 3 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,837 You had your own patch of the playground by the chemistry labs, 4 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,996 selling off bent dinner tickets. 5 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,272 Expelled, weren't you? 6 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:38,917 Something about an air rifle and three female third-years? 7 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,839 Hello? 8 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,075 Silly fuck. 9 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,635 Getting caught, I mean. 10 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,593 If you're going to be a naughty boy, you've got to be careful, 11 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,995 or you'll end up here. 12 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,953 Then I'll have to deal with you. 13 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:01,511 You know me. Yes, you do. 14 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,233 Honest John. 15 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,072 Milk monitor, prefect... 16 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,995 Would've made Head Boy if I'd stayed on. 17 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,912 Old man put his foot down. 18 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,317 Got to go out in the world, earn a crust. 19 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,436 I don't give a toss that you did some dodgy perfume 20 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,393 and I'll turn a blind eye to the blow. 21 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:32,151 But you have to admit the sheltered accommodation was well out of order. 22 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,318 Don't even start to think of denying it. 23 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:40,119 I know you did the job. You know you did the job. 24 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:43,232 Even my grandma's goldfish knows it. 25 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,948 It's a bit warm, isn't it? 26 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,948 Another tropical September afternoon in London's East End. 27 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:59,550 Tell me you did it and I'll send out for some lollies. 28 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,879 Much better you cough. 29 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:12,473 Give me a video, a stereo, two bracelets and a telly. 30 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:16,798 Fillin the necessaries and in Half an hour you can be in the boozer 31 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,833 bragging of how you gave the Bill the run-around. 32 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,710 Do us both a favour, eh? 33 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,514 I need a clear-up and you need a break. 34 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,633 You'll get six months suspended. You'll be laughing. 35 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:36,472 You know me. My name is John. 36 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:43,472 I can be very nice, and I can be very nasty. 37 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,073 Either way I'm having a statement out of you. 38 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,952 Your choice. 39 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,837 (JOHN): Yes! 40 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,953 Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! 41 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,196 Looking for DC Brandon... 42 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,234 Schofield's asked to see you. 43 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,112 Chief Super reckons you're ripe for a job. 44 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,596 I was beginning to think he had it in for me. 45 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,748 Wait 'til you hear what the job is. 46 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:19,551 (TV): Shadwell Town. 6.9.88, 4:07 pm. 47 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,869 Targets 7 and 8 are named. 20.9.88. 48 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,072 (SCHOFIELD): All the scenes have been recorded at The Kennel over the past six months. 49 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:32,112 - Kennel? - Shadwell fans call their ground that. 50 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:36,598 - Their nickname's "The Dogs". - Their bite is worse than their bark. 51 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,958 ...6.07 pm. 52 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,958 (SCHOFIELD): We want you in there with them. By the book. 53 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,720 Day-to- day wack. Dates, times, places, faces. 54 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,878 - I thought we had a squad at Shadwell. - Word went out on them. 55 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:51,755 - Our targets will be suss of new faces. - Your targets will be different. 56 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,714 Someone is organising this lot. We want generals, not foot soldiers. 57 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:05,193 David Daley, motor mechanic. Done 18 months of 4 years for GBH. 58 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,000 Paul Funnell. Done six for manslaughter. 59 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:17,591 Strangled a bloke with a Union Jack. Said he did it as a joke. 60 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:25,158 Wynton Mbula. Got his finger everywhere - nothing sticks. 61 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:31,198 Daley, Funnell, Mbula. My money says it's them pushing the flags on the map. 62 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,550 Why can't we do them on what you've got there? 63 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,398 They'd be out before the season end. 64 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,239 We want their sentences in years, not months. 65 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,113 We want them on conspiracy. We want their goolies 66 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:45,836 pickled on a plate for the Home Secretary. Got it? 67 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,476 We've got a meeting with the previous team. 68 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:52,355 - Detective Sergeant in six months. - Don't got too excited. 69 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,994 One minute you're flying and the next you're grounded. 70 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,988 I'm no plod. If I don't make Inspector in five years, I'll try some other game. 71 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,111 Last week I was in court on an arson, 72 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:06,678 the week before I was looking for a lost arm in a car crash. This week it's football. 73 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:11,708 Stone me! What did you walk into? 74 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,239 Gold and black one. 75 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,669 They sussed me. 76 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,791 How come? You look the part. 77 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,958 We don't look like a bunch of tarts like you, anyhow. 78 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:26,039 Some bloke I was at Hendon with was on duty at The Kennel, 79 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,471 and he gave me "How many stripes have you got?" before I shut him up. 80 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,352 - Arsehole. - What did your target say? 81 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,358 Nothing. They were as good as gold All afternoon. 82 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,312 'Til we got down to The Rock. 83 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:40,115 Yeah, 'til after the game and we got down to The Rock. 84 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,550 - Then they had us out the back. - Where's The Rock? 85 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,957 - You'll find it, don't worry. - Stay clear of The Rock. 86 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,789 Bob, the landlord. He can sniff Bill as soon as it walks through the door. 87 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,036 He'll chew your bones for breakfast, son. 88 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:54,957 (CHARLIE): How did you make contact with your targets? 89 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,310 (DANNY): Go to all the matches. Hang around the boozers. 90 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:01,513 Go on a pub crawl around Shadwell. You'll soon come across them. 91 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,593 You take the pubs on the right, we take those on the left. 92 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:12,158 At the end of the evening we'll meet back at the nick and compare notes. 93 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,637 (DANNY): You'llsee enough to stuffthem, 94 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:22,799 and what you don't see, you can guess. Do you know what I mean? 95 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,714 - What are you having? - Half a stout. 96 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:34,760 - I don't like drinking, John. - Neither do I, but make an effort. 97 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,873 (CHARLIE): What's the matter with you two? Can't take a drink? 98 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,310 (LAUGHING) 99 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,836 I'm alright, I'm alright. 100 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,031 (CHANTING) 101 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,435 Jackpot! 102 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,118 Have you sobered up? 103 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,118 And me. Let's go to work. 104 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,196 Two pints of lager, please. 105 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,558 - Over in the corner. Nutters. - Can it, Trevor. 106 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,195 John. John! 107 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,955 - What the fuck are you staring at? - Nothing, mate. 108 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:11,994 - Calm down. Have a drink. - Tell your mate to fuck off. 109 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,475 - I don't like being stared at. - Fucking right! 110 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,877 Don't give us hassle. We're Shadwell like you, alright? 111 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,196 You reckon? Who are we playing tomorrow? 112 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,352 - Pentland, away. - I'm not asking you! 113 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:28,075 - When's our next home game? - (JOHN): Wednesday, mate. Grimsby. 114 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:31,590 - Let him answer. - Who did we sell to Wimbledon? 115 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,753 - Carera. - You! 116 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,872 - Carera. - Well done, Brain of Britain(!) 117 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,640 - Bloody good riddance. - Trev... 118 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,751 He's the best player we over had! 119 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,474 Fuck off, mate. If he'd gone any slower, he'd have grown roots. 120 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,353 - (JOHN): Trev... - Hang on, he's got a point. 121 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,078 You've got to admit. He did have some flair, though. 122 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,077 Oh, yeah. I wouldn't deny that, no. 123 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,475 For a white bloke he was pretty skilful. 124 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:02,079 - For a whitey, yeah. You're right. - You prat! 125 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:19,876 I know they're fucking Neanderthals, But we've got to face them. 126 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,197 I thought we might bump into you lot. 127 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,838 So you're really Shadwell? 128 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,759 Of course. Ignore him, he's new to the game. 129 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,793 One Josh Carera! There's only one Josh Carera! 130 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,636 - Do you fancy a game? - Yeah, I'm on. 131 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,990 Five cards, two changes, no trumps. 132 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,236 Tell your mate he can play. 133 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:52,069 - I hope he's got some cash on him. - Yeah. Cut him in, deal him out. 134 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,231 When do I over lose? 135 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:01,199 (TRAIN DRIVER): We'll shortly be arriving at Pentland... 136 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,356 (ALL): Yeah! 137 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,517 You lucky fucker! We're playing All the way back, you know. 138 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:19,076 Sorry, boys. Must've hit a lucky streak. 139 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,476 (GENERAL SHOUTING) 140 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:15,833 At least there's no Pentland. I reckon they've bottled. 141 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,712 You don't know your arse, son. 142 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,799 You'll have had enough of Pentland before the day's out. 143 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,350 (INDISTINGUISHABLE ABUSE) 144 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:14,154 (ALL): # Shadwell never, never, never shall lose face 145 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,353 There it is, the ground. 146 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:22,120 I don't give a fuck, John, to be quite honest. 147 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,150 Had some of your lot in lockup. 148 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,989 - My lot? - Wapping fans, trashed a nightclub. 149 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,270 They aren't my lot. My lot are Shadwell. 150 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,631 - They're all the same, though. - That's what they say about us. 151 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,037 - You are enjoying your meal, I hope. - Yes. Thank you, Giuseppe. 152 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,835 - The scallops are marvellous. - I have a special dessert for you. 153 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,759 - Could we have another of these? - I don't want any more. 154 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,555 - I do, though. Another half-bottle. - Certainly. 155 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,912 What did you do all day? 156 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,669 (JOHN): Look at me! 157 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,669 Tell me what you see. 158 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:10,079 (EDDIE): It's you, ain't it? John. A bloke. 159 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,955 - No. - An ordinary everyday bloke. 160 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,116 - Now what do you see? - Me. 161 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,276 - It's Eddie. - It's Eddie, John. 162 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,630 - A geezer. - You're looking, but not seeing. 163 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,354 Not a bloke, not a geezer, not one of the lads. 164 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:31,235 Know what I see? Bill. 165 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,510 - It's what we are. - No, Trevor, it's not. 166 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:37,508 He's got a point, Sarge. We are supposed to be Shadwell. 167 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,235 Then it's bobble hats and rattles All round then, isn't it? 168 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,396 Who's this? 169 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,830 It's a dead ringer for Mr Magoo. 170 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,271 (JOHN): Who scored the own goal that ended our chances of promotion? 171 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,152 - (TREVOR): Dempsey. - (EDDIE): A right corker. 172 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:02,239 He flights it back to the goalkeeper, to Clark in goal, but he's in the sun. 173 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,591 Clark sees fuck all. The ball bounces once over his head and into the goal. 174 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,030 Nolan sticks Dempsey straight on the transfer list. 175 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,038 Bournemouth had him. No, Portsmouth. 50,000. 176 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,834 Good riddance to bad rubbish. 177 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,430 Next season we draw Portsmouth in the Zenith Cup. No, Simod. 178 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,234 - And who scores against us? - Bobby fucking Dempsey! 179 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:24,558 Brilliant ruck with Pompey. They jumped in the river rather than face us. 180 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,435 I've got one. What's the biggest post-war attendance at The Kennel? 181 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,359 - Man U, League Cup quarterfinal. 27,000. - No. 182 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,711 - It's a trick question, then. - Rod Stewart, Now Year's Eve, 1980. 183 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,718 - More than 30,000 paying customers. - Smart-arse! 184 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,559 - Anyone know where we're going? - This is John's patch. 185 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,320 - Never said you were Shadwell. - Was milked here. 186 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,192 My gran lived here. 187 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,437 If you visited her on Saturdays, you could hear the Shadwell roar. 188 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,756 - Closest I've come. - Here's one. 189 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:54,509 Which team knocked Arsenal out of the FA Cup 1974-75? 190 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,756 - Having a laugh, ain't you? - Bolger in goal. 191 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,713 - Tell him Trevor. - Dobson, Boniface, Fisk, Hirst, 192 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,959 Austin, Stonebridge, Whitfield, Kurtz. 193 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:07,596 Hyde and Royston up front, Matheson sub, unused. 194 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,076 - Is he right? - How should I know? 195 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,517 Welcome to The Kennel, lads. 196 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:45,755 Come on, you Shadwell, got those northern nonces. 197 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:50,149 (CROWD): You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in! 198 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,750 You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in! 199 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,236 You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in! 200 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:01,069 You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in! 201 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:12,078 Not a lot to show. Bit of blow on the terraces, a few coins chucked. 202 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:16,478 - Are you finished John? - What about the guy with the hip-flask? 203 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,750 Do us a favour! 204 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,918 Come on, John. It's a team effort. 205 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:26,230 - John? - Do you know what we've got to do? 206 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,910 - We've got to got in at The Rock. - Leave it out! 207 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:33,192 - The Rock's a minefield for Bill. - Exactly. 208 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,070 It's a safe house for the top boys. They won't be in the sweetshop. 209 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,078 - You saw what happened to the others. - They ain't us. 210 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,909 - What about the landlord? - We ease ourselves in. 211 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:49,591 Me and Trev can use our cover. We're painter-decorators, right? 212 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,111 (JOHN): We'll go there lunch-times at first, say we're working in the area. 213 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,754 Get our faces known. 214 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,357 What can I do you for? 215 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,753 (JOHN): Get on first-name terms with the bar staff.. 216 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:17,919 Give them some chat. Have them Pour our drinks before we've ordered. 217 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,189 Soon it's John and Trev, the painter-decorators. 218 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,197 "Pint of the usual, love, and a steak and kidney. 219 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,119 "-A few more chips than yesterday. - Cheeky so-and-so. 220 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,958 "Another round, lads?" 221 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:34,631 Once they know us, we'll pop in early on a Friday night. 222 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,195 Just for a quick one. 223 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,990 The usual, lads? 224 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,751 Are you two Dogs, then? 225 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,153 (BOOING) 226 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,595 Edwards, you geriatric retard. Where's your fucking walking stick? 227 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:46,998 - You want to paint it white, you nonce! - Help him out, for fuck's sake! 228 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,875 - Help him out the fucking front gate! - Make sure you lock it after! 229 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:54,197 Pick a decent side, Nolan. You couldn't pick your own fucking nose. 230 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,631 - Not even if it was in front of your face. - Better than up the Chairman's arse! 231 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,116 - That's not where he keeps his money. - Not where everyone could got at it! 232 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:06,269 The ball, Edwards! Kicking up the pitch is the groundsman's work! 233 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,712 Best pass he's made. Only trouble was it was a lump of turf. 234 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,388 We've had enough sods on the pitch without his help. 235 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:17,878 You're playing on drugs, and I don't mean speed! 236 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,797 - Tripped over his laces. - Won us a free kick, though. 237 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,672 Only thing we'll win this season. 238 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:30,634 - Oh, no! Who lines up to take it? - Gerry fucking Edwards. 239 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,115 He couldn't score in a fucking brothel! 240 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,035 YEAH! 241 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:42,434 (CROWD): One Gerry Edwards1 There's only one Gerry Edwards! 242 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:47,714 One Gerry Edwards! There's only one Gerry Edwards! 243 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,708 One Gerry Edwards! There's only one Gerry Edwards! 244 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:56,630 One Gerry Edwards! There's only one Gerry Edwards! 245 00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:00,071 Shadwell, Shadwell! 246 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,840 Wankers! Fuck off! 247 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,635 - Have I seen you before somewhere? - The Rock's our local. 248 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,354 - Must be it, then? - How long've you been going here? 249 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,553 - A couple of years. And you? - Born and bred, since schooldays. 250 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,116 - Wouldn't put up with them otherwise. - You fucking Arsenal scum! 251 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:21,438 You go up for a pint and end up with a load of Gooners. 252 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,551 Nick, mate. Duck... 253 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,389 (UNDISTINGUISHABLE SHOUTING) 254 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,559 - Gumbo, is it your round or what? - It's my shout. 255 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,557 No, let Ponce-Bonce get them. 256 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,116 - It's alright, I got paid today. - (NIK): Yeah? Makes a fucking change. 257 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,278 (MARTIN): Mind the table, Gumbo. 258 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:46,474 90 nicker a week he makes. Packing jars of gherkins into boxes. 259 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,069 He's fucking useless. 260 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,238 Last year his old girl pops her clogs. He falls apart. 261 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,796 Can't boil an egg, fries himself changing a light bulb. 262 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,198 He's a silly runt. Every time he gets into a ruck he loses another tooth. 263 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,517 We're running a book as to when he loses his last one. 264 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,518 I'm down for September, so I'm looking after him 'til then. 265 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,274 Gumbo! 266 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:17,712 - We fucking love you, Gumbo. - About fucking time. 267 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:35,035 - That's it, you're nicked! - You heard nothing, alright? 268 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:39,276 - What's the matter with you? - Sorry, John. 269 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,789 (ALL):# Shadwell never, never, never shall lose face 270 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,390 # Though you hate us we couldn't give a toss 271 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:54,195 Shadwell always, always, always are the boss 272 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,872 (MARIE): Are you alright, love? 273 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,198 I would be alright if there was something fucking edible left out for me to eat. 274 00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:01,548 Don't you over, ever, speak to me like that again. 275 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,672 I'm sorry. I'm being a prat. 276 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,673 - What do you look like? - I had to have a drink. 277 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,952 - It's how you got in with them. - I hope it was worth it. 278 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,833 It went like a dream. Flying I am, Marie. 279 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,032 I'm on Drugs or Vice after this, I tell you. 280 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,675 How does "DS Brandon" sound? 281 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,111 A lot better than "where's my effing tea!" 282 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:36,192 It's so bloody lovely to come home to you. 283 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,875 Fucking day it was... 284 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,396 - The usual, boys? - Lynda. 285 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,036 What's been happening in my own boozer? I'm a stranger. 286 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,674 Sorry, Bob. You don't know John and Trev, do you? 287 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,633 - No, I don't. - They do up houses. 288 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,549 - Bob's been on holiday. - Bollocks, I've been inside. 289 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,594 What houses? Here they knock them down, not do them up. 290 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,314 Down the docks. Being tarted up a treat. 291 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,635 Uncle Bob's a big softie when you got to know him. 292 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,832 Uncle Bob? Stone me, Lynda, there's not much family resemblance. 293 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,316 I'm heiress to a pub, mate. You watch yourself. 294 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,829 He's got a wobbler on. 295 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:36,158 First day out, he invests in some chairs and tables for outside 296 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,157 and someone's had them off. 297 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,511 What's he like when it's something serious? 298 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:50,233 (MARIE): There's nothing wrong with large families, if that's what you want. 299 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,477 I'd like another two. We need a bigger place, don't we, Eddie? 300 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,194 - It's not the time to look for houses. - When is? 301 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,960 Either the house is too small Or the mortgage is too big. 302 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,958 - I'm happy where I am. - Yeah. 303 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,277 - Charlie's still paying for his ex's place. - (STEF): She's got her head screwed on. 304 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,155 - And her feet under the table. - Don't sulk. 305 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:13,319 Trevor said he'd live in a tent as long as I was with him. 306 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,954 (ALL): Aaah! 307 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,469 I'm not thinking of kids until I got to Inspector. 308 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,911 - Eh? - Charlie wishes he'd waited. 309 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,998 - Excuse me a moment. - Are you checking it's still there? 310 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,714 Won't be long. 311 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,920 - Sorry. - Contagious, is it? 312 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,315 Sorry. 313 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,076 - (CHARLIE): Midchester tomorrow. - (JOHN): We'll stuff them. 314 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,078 (CHARLIE): 5-0 at least. Their goalie's crap. 315 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,396 (JOHN): Come on, you Shadwell! 316 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,352 (ALL LAUGH) 317 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,757 (EDDIE): Come on, you Dogs! 318 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,511 (TREVOR): Murder them we will. 319 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,315 (ALL): # We are Shadwell The Kennel is our place 320 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:16,229 # Shadwell never, never, never shall lose face 321 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,592 Fucking grow up, for fuck's sake! 322 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,673 Mind your backs, boys. 323 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,073 Bob says word is the Brummies Want to take out a pub. 324 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,589 I hope they pick us. Here you are, Gumbo. 325 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,268 Trev's just been telling us about your kid, John. 326 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,916 Oh, has he? 327 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:48,079 - Never said you were a dad, John. - It's not something you shout about. 328 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:51,795 - What's his name, then? - Didn't Trev tell you? 329 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,350 James Wilson Hibbin Chatfield Edwards Hutcheson Clark 330 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,313 Edmonds Ball Cox Cummins. 331 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,271 Fucking brilliant, naming your sprog after 332 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,516 the side that got promoted to the Second Division. 333 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,756 You want to bring him down to The Kennel. 334 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,509 Yeah, bring him down here, John. Your missus wouldn't mind. 335 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,473 (CAR HORN) 336 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,240 Brummie bastards! 337 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:21,796 - It ain't The Rock they're after. - I'm finding out where they do go. 338 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,195 Hang on, John. 339 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,159 (POLICE SIRENS) 340 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,119 Bob says tonight you don't Put your hand in your pocket. 341 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,632 - Cheers, Lynda. - When are you going to ask me out? 342 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,229 Don't say nothing. Wait 'til you're sober. 343 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,079 Set up weeks ago this meet. Good ruck before the game. 344 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,510 Only trouble, the Brummies couldn't got off the coach. 345 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:59,635 Some prat leads a charge. John, do you know who that might he? 346 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,233 I love you! 347 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,988 # Though you hate us we couldn't give a toss 348 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,792 Oi! 349 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,714 You think you're the cream on top of a bottle of piss, 350 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,638 but any more row and you're on report. 351 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,638 - Sorry, Sergeant. - My lot in lockup are better behaved. 352 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,589 Sorry, Sergeant. We've had a very stressful night. 353 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,712 Yeah. It won't happen again, Sarge. 354 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,873 You've got to draw the line somewhere. 355 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,197 This is no good, coming back to the nick after a day's work. 356 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,757 - We need a proper office. - And proper backup. We're winging it. 357 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,758 - Fucking right. - (JOHN): Down to you, Trev. 358 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,315 You're the sergeant. 359 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,595 - What's the word on the meet today? - You've not seen Bob? 360 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,872 Half-one, Lumber's Arms, city centre. 361 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,709 I'd have thought Bob would've put you in the picture. 362 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,158 Oi, Gumbo! Get your tools out. Get your tools out. 363 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,432 # Get your tools out! Get your tools out! 364 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,029 # Get your tools out for the lads! 365 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,869 # Get your tools out for the lads! 366 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,118 Gumbo, you're fucking nicked, my son! 367 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,517 Oi, look! 368 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,714 Football Intelligence? 369 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,269 DS Jones Shadwell District. 370 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,158 We've been done over. Half of Midlands' Bill to greet us. 371 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,750 I've been grassed by some fucker. He's dead when I sniff him. 372 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,999 It's a bloody shame. I was looking forward to a good ruck. 373 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,797 Are you sure? 374 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,754 Another large one. 375 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,870 - Alright, Bob? - Fucking no, we're talking. 376 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,799 Sorry, mate. 377 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,753 I'm sick of setting up meets only for Old Bill to show. 378 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:40,431 And me! Bob, I swear on my mother's life I wouldn't grass anyone. 379 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,039 Shut the fuck up! 380 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,471 - We know it ain't you, Gumbo. - Some fucker, though, innit? 381 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,636 I thought we'd had off all the Bill here. 382 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,559 - (NIK): They're like maggots. - I'm sick of this. 383 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,637 Three mates were set up last time. 384 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,469 We'll crucify them in court, though. Their evidence is bollocks, innit? 385 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,716 Geoff Marshall is getting married one Saturday. 386 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,115 They've got him involved in a knifing in Bristol. 387 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,312 He's got a video of the wedding! 388 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,353 Dave Armstrong was set up for a burglary. 389 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,199 He was in police custody at the time! 390 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,517 All the same, there's Bill or grass or snouts here. 391 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,871 Our job is to smoke them out and snuff them. 392 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,072 - Fucking rip their faces off! - Yeah, Bob! 393 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:25,438 (ALL): # We are Shadwell The Kennel is our place 394 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,912 #Shadwell never, never, never shall lose face 395 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:34,272 # Though you hate us we couldn't give a toss 396 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,792 #Shadwell always, always, always are the boss 397 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,876 Alright, boys? 398 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,750 Alright? Alright? 399 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,835 Alright? 400 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:04,032 - Who scored the most goals last year? - It wasn't you, was it? 401 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,837 Shadwell Army! 402 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,316 - He's got to sort it out. - We're going down now, aren't we? 403 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,873 (NIK): We need a new striker. 404 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:23,679 Reckon you're Shadwell? Name every goalkeeper since World War I. 405 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,075 I can. 406 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,193 Alright, I'll give you something easier. 407 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,951 (TREVOR): What Shadwell player has the highest number of international caps? 408 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:42,673 Sorry. Shit-for-brains has had too Much juice. Won't bother you again. 409 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,917 - What the fuck are you on? - Alright, Trev? 410 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,759 - Getting a bit boozed up. - Can't handle his juice. 411 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,954 Ow! 412 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,830 I'll fucking kill him! 413 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,399 Yellow card, John! 414 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:09,193 I was in there. She fancies me, Lynda. She's always looking over. 415 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,198 Get in the fucking motor before you do more damage! 416 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,472 - I'm doing my job! - Well, don't! 417 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,270 You forget who's in charge. It's me you take orders from. 418 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,711 Bollocks! You're incapable. 419 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:36,470 Try looking at yourself in a mirror! You're a fucking hooligan, John! 420 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,637 You don't scare me, John. 421 00:34:56,080 --> 00:35:00,631 You're off the squad, if for no other reason than your dangerous driving! 422 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,149 I'll have you in uniform by Monday! 423 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,749 Morning, Trevor. What's the matter with you two? 424 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,916 (JOHN): I'm fine. It's him. 425 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,032 He grasses on me, throws his weight around in the pub, 426 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:15,199 blows our cred with Bob and tries to act the caveman with Lynda! 427 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,915 - What's this about John leaving? - He's not leaving, I'm sacking him! 428 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,032 - So help me, you... - You can't do it, Trev. 429 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:25,357 I can do what I like! I'm the Sergeant! 430 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,075 You can't hack it. Fuck off onto Traffic Control! 431 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,075 Well, that's that, then. It's out of my hands. 432 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,192 I think I'll take a holiday. 433 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,828 - Are you alright? - How's Trev? 434 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,918 His glasses are broken. He'll live. 435 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,634 Better come out and face it, mate. 436 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,277 I'm sorry, Jonesy. 437 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,837 I'm sorry as well, John. 438 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,350 - I was out of order. - So was I. 439 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:54,877 - I don't want you off the squad. - I realise you have to carry the can. 440 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,355 Trev, you can't pull rank when you're undercover. 441 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:02,350 - You're painter-decorators. - Trevor and John, mates 442 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,313 Mates, like they say. 443 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,991 Right. That's that, then. 444 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,636 Back to civilisation. I need some kip. 445 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,394 - (TREVOR): Tell you what, though, John. - Trev? 446 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:19,718 If you hadn't run off, I would've kicked your head in. 447 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,317 Right, who the fucking hell are you? 448 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:51,355 - I'm John, and this is Trevor. - John and Trevor, bollocks! 449 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,438 You're fucking Old Bill, mate. 450 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,792 Say that again. 451 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,037 Gumbo let drop that when we clumped them Gooners, 452 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:08,356 your mate gave it the old Starsky and Hutch. 453 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,199 - I said it was a joke. - Shut up, Gumbo. 454 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,472 Gumbo's right, you nonce. He was putting the wind up them. 455 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:19,117 And who's seen making phone calls on the way to Westley? 456 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,436 Your mate Trevor. 457 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:26,316 And when we got there, we got a reception from fucking plod. 458 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,351 He was phoning his mum. 459 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,028 - My mum. - This house... 460 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:34,152 This house in Catford you're supposed to be decorating. 461 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,352 Me and Nick popped round to take you out for a pint. 462 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:42,031 - Where the hell were you? - Doing up the house before. 463 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:46,233 - That's what I said. - No, this ain't fucking right. 464 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,000 You turn up out of nowhere. No one's heard of you. 465 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,589 You got all friendly with everyone 466 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,839 and suddenly there's Bill in the way every time we arrange a ruck. 467 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,393 What are you saying? 468 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,398 I'm fucking saying, you two-bob wanker, 469 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,831 that you and you are fucking Old Bill! 470 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:08,591 I don't take that from any runt. You and me, outside. Now! 471 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,238 I can smell Old Bill. Smell it here, I don't. 472 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,635 He doesn't come over like old Bill, Mark. 473 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:25,393 - He would have shat himself by now. - You utter fucking wanker. 474 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:48,714 John, mate. I'm sorry. I'm just a bit uptight with the trial coming up. 475 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:53,516 - What trial? - You know, my mates the Bill set up. 476 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,917 Bob sorted me out, though. 477 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,799 Can I buy you a pint? 478 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,390 - Ain't my fucking round. - Come on, Gumbo! 479 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,795 Give it a press, Gum. 480 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,916 - He fucking guessed it! - No, I know it. 481 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:31,716 - John! It's your go, mate. - John, mate. Have a go. 482 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:47,395 - Go on, mate. - Go on, John. 483 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,953 Go on, have a guess. 484 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:06,753 - Oi, that's brand new! - What's wrong? It's only a game. 485 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,110 - You've told them, you fucking runt! - No, I ain't. 486 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,436 - Everyone's laughing! - I'm not laughing. 487 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,677 - (TREVOR): John, I ain't said nothing. - Ain't my fault. 488 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,871 Loads of people can't read or write. 489 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,152 - I don't expect you to take the piss. - I ain't, John. Honest. 490 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,511 - (TREVOR): What do you mean? - He wasn't taking the piss. 491 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,877 Can't read or write? How do you manage? 492 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,675 He does it for me. He reads for me, I slap people for him. No more though! 493 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,429 That's you and me finished! 494 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,349 Sorry, mate. We'll back you up when he's chilled out a bit. 495 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,596 Stone me. The poor fucker can't read or write 496 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,030 and here's you accusing him of being Old Bill! 497 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,314 For fuck's sake! 498 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,553 The man done well! I'm impressed. 499 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,514 (SCHOFIELD): Used to be a paint factory before the firm went bankrupt. 500 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:08,110 We're going to use it as a filing centre when you are through. 501 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,551 - This is what I call an office. - Look what they've left behind. 502 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:15,753 John and Trev, painter-decorators, are in business at last. 503 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,838 You'll find your requests for stationery, ID and the rest on your desks 504 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,110 - Pagers? - Very funny. 505 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,788 Driving licences, medical cards, UB40s, the lot. 506 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,037 Look, John. Your criminal record. 507 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,597 Truancy, theft, juvenile court, 508 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,588 detention centre, do a runner, two housebreakings, 509 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,360 assault and affray, then assault on a copper, 510 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,516 suspended sentence, heavy fine. 511 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,039 Don't mess with him. 512 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,715 Fucking right. 513 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,313 Yeah! 514 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,874 Oh, fuck it! 515 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,754 What? 516 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,676 I said "what?" 517 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,073 (MUSIC FROM RADIO) 518 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,554 Fat pig. 519 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:16,472 If you've got something to fucking say... 520 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:21,276 "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" That's all I ever hear from you! 521 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:27,550 The more you say it, the less able you are to do it. Now, why is that? 522 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,390 Don't look at me like that. You scare me. 523 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,629 What are you going to do? Beat me up? 524 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,831 What? 525 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,917 Alright, then. Alright. 526 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,909 I can't look at you. 527 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,311 I don't know what's happening to us. 528 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,715 It's not right. 529 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:09,513 What's got you so upset? What's wrong with being happy? 530 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,158 (DISCO MUSIC) 531 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,068 We can go up, I tell you. 532 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,748 Nolan wants to buy a couple of decent players. 533 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,679 He can't afford the bus fares, let alone the players. 534 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:55,475 No, no, no! You go bargaining in the lower divisions, 535 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,114 got a couple of likely lads off the YTS. 536 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,676 - I mean, look at Carera. - Best player we over had. 537 00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:07,272 Think about it, though. The Dogs in the First Division. 538 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:11,314 Playing at Anfield, Old Trafford, Highbury... 539 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,159 - In your dreams. - Fuck off, Charlie Bowers. 540 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,909 - I'm not some creeping wallflower. - No, you're more like poison ivy. 541 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,477 Get away from this bar, or it's the Fred Flintstone's for you tonight. 542 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:27,800 Isn't she lovely? And she's mine. All mine. 543 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,514 The Fred Flintstone's, Ed? 544 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,160 Wilma! 545 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,912 - Having another, John? - What'll it be, boys? 546 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,554 You should know, you've been serving us all night. 547 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,911 Whisky, mate. Doubles. Have one yourself. 548 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:55,593 - There's no need for it, John. - Of course not, Trev. 549 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,752 Ta. 550 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,550 Here's to it. 551 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,394 Marie's looking nice tonight. 552 00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:30,232 Did I tell you Moira's left me? 553 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,593 We should never have sold Carera. 554 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,598 What do you reckon? A couple more here for appearance's sake, 555 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,189 then I'll drop off Marie and we'll go down The Rock. 556 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,960 It's Christmas Eve! Shouldn't you and Marie... 557 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,434 Are you up for it? 558 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,598 #Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 559 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:56,395 # Oh, what fun it is to stay when Shadwell's on their way 560 00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:00,115 #Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 561 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:04,313 # Oh, what fun it is to stay when Shadwell's on their way 562 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,193 Who did the decorations, then? You? 563 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,835 You're not like the rest. 564 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,789 You can walk me home, if you want. 565 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,994 Lynda. You're lovely, you're really lovely, but... 566 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,636 See what's in your Christmas stocking. 567 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,435 I can't. How can I? 568 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,628 Off you go, then. Don't waste any more of my time. 569 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:07,470 This ain't me. I ain't like this. 570 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,795 Are you coming back or what? 571 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,118 Sorry. 572 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,476 Merry Christmas, John. 573 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,875 (MARIE IS CRYING) 574 00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:36,678 (TREVOR): Good Christmas, John? 575 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,110 (JOHN): Will you fuck off! 576 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:44,473 (CHARLIE): You don't think Bob's Mr Fix-it, do you? 577 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:48,195 (EDDIE): Mr Know-it, yeah. Everyone talks to Bob, 578 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:53,110 but he couldn't organise his shit into the pan without someone's help. 579 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:57,472 My money's on Wynton. He's always jabbering into his mobile. 580 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,071 What do you think, John? 581 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,955 I think with all this bunny we're going to miss the cup draw. 582 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,199 About Wynton. 583 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,194 He's deep into something, but there's nothing that pins the rucks on him. 584 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,470 - He's always on the scene. - So are we. 585 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,593 What? What did I say? 586 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,994 Pompey vs. Arsenal. Should be tasty. 587 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:32,033 We've got to got more specific. 588 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:35,550 We're up to our tits in circumstantial, But there's nothing to put our targets away. 589 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:39,878 "Targets", bollocks! These people are our mates. 590 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,277 Of course they are our mates. 591 00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,272 I'm having the time of my life. 592 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,836 I don't believe I'm hearing this! 593 00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,754 For fuck's sake, we're cops! 594 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,030 (RADIO): ...Shadwell Town. 595 00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:03,268 - Yes! - Yes, yes, yes! 596 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,396 Come on, you Dogs! 597 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:06,393 You Wapping wankers! 598 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:14,636 - Come on, Wapping. Where are you? - Fucking shitting themselves. 599 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,436 (TREVOR): Stop, stop! 600 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:48,757 You bloody hooligan! 601 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:54,197 - (EDDIE): In the chemist! - (JOHN): You're fucking joking! 602 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,716 (MARTIN): Shut up! 603 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,353 Shut up, you! 604 00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,190 John, John! Billy! 605 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,509 Nik! Pass! 606 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,830 Can I help you, gentlemen? 607 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,510 Perhaps your friends have gone away now? 608 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:41,438 Here you are, mate. Sorry to be of any trouble. 609 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,029 - Sorry, mate. - Sorry, mate. 610 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:47,038 - Sorry, mate. - The lid's over there, mate. 611 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:48,673 Cheers, mate. 612 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,072 Bottled it! 613 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:07,555 (ALL): Shadwell Army! Shadwell Army! 614 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,590 What were you going to do had they come in? Offer them a perm? 615 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,439 Trev, look. Trevor. 616 00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,359 Look, Trevor. 617 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,276 - (MARTIN): What happened, Trev? - I took on a busload of Wappers. 618 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,711 - You never! - That's right, you fucking never. 619 00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:56,198 Alright? State of you looks like the fun has already started. 620 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,597 Boys and me are off to the home end to kick some heads in. You on for it? 621 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,633 - Just you lot? - You're out of your bin. 622 00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,593 Last time we went down there, one got his throat cut. 623 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,394 - If you ain't got the bottle, fine by me. - I'll come with you. 624 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:12,434 - Anyone else? - Trev. You've been fighting all morning. 625 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:16,269 Thank fuck some Dogs still have teeth. 626 00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,872 Us against this lot? We must be fucking mad. 627 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,389 You'll be alright, mate. Stand by me. 628 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,716 This'll show some fucking Wappers. 629 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:07,954 # We are Shadwell The Kennel is our place 630 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,709 # Shadwell never, never, never shall lose face. 631 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,390 # Though you hate us we couldn't give a toss. 632 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:51,550 Let's go, son! 633 01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:00,475 Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army! 634 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,070 (ALL): Yeah! 635 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,677 (WHISTLE) 636 01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,789 Where were you this afternoon? 637 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,549 I'm sorry, John, mate. I lost my bottle. 638 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,435 It just went. 639 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,148 Couldn't control myself. 640 01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,949 I wouldn't have been any use, anyway. 641 01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,358 - Sorry. - Alright. 642 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:33,234 - Were you up our end? - Bloody mess. 643 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,954 I could've had 20 officers for aggravated assault. 644 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,993 - You putting it in your report? - Yes, I fucking am. 645 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:42,715 We've done ours. The full gory details. 646 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:49,430 - You want to go to casualty. - Nah, I'd rather have the scars. 647 01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:52,473 (CHARLIE): I've got some good stuff from the surveillance camera at Wapping. 648 01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:55,990 (EDDIE): We reckon we've pinned one of their top boys. 649 01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,713 - Who is it? - We don't know him. 650 01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:02,710 We thought you might be able to put a name to the face. 651 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,113 (EDDIE): Who is that runt, John? 652 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,836 No one I know. 653 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:37,317 "January 28. Wapping." 654 01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:40,637 Everything we've described, we've seen with our own eyes, sir. 655 01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:42,637 You'd better have. 656 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:46,310 We've had two undercover London operations fall apart in court, 657 01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:51,150 and we've had to withdraw prosecutions in Pentland due to unsafe evidence. 658 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,838 DC Brandon, any problems with your work? 659 01:04:58,040 --> 01:04:59,712 Only those the Old Bill give us. 660 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,195 - I don't quite... - (TREVOR): John's work has been brilliant. 661 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:06,712 He dealt with the suspicions of the targets by telling them he's illiterate. 662 01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,755 How did you got through training school? 663 01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:14,153 I don't quite follow. 664 01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:17,591 If you can't read or write, how did you become a policeman? 665 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:22,313 Sir, he can read and write. It's part of his cover. 666 01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:26,752 - I made it up. - I see. 667 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:30,748 - I thought we had an illiterate policeman. - (JOHN): There's a thought... 668 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:34,430 We were all wondering... With all the court cases collapsing 669 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:38,872 and other forces pulling their covert squads out, 670 01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:42,038 are we to continue with our work, sir? 671 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,159 - (ALL): Yes! - Autumn, lovely. 672 01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:49,873 Could be up with the cream then. 673 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,116 Pan this one out, and we can stay on another season. 674 01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,118 (CHARLIE): Brighton away next bank holiday. Well make a weekend of it. 675 01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:58,551 Can't fucking go, can I? Marie's made other plans. 676 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:02,150 Tell Mart and them. Tell them the kid's sick. 677 01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:19,513 They wouldn't mind if you asked for a transfer. 678 01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:22,518 You've given them blood and sweat. 679 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,832 You could go back into uniform, they'd make you a sergeant. 680 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:30,315 Yes! 681 01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:37,991 I have not travelled all this way to hear about Shadwell Town. 682 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,156 Of course you ain't. 683 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:42,590 You wouldn't cross the road for me. 684 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:46,270 What's all this football got to do with you? 685 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:48,714 John. 686 01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:53,598 - My John. - Your John? 687 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,552 I ain't your fucking John. 688 01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:00,516 You don't know me at all. 689 01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:06,829 Mend the fuses, fix the car, Mow the lawn, it's fucking boring. 690 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:11,670 Do you think that's me? It's all bollocks. 691 01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:16,192 Fucking house, fucking babies. Shit. 692 01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:23,319 - Is that what you really think? - I'm my John. Me. 693 01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:27,433 - I'm different. - You don't look different to me, John. 694 01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:29,995 I see it every Saturday night. 695 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,998 Millions of you. Men on the march, beating each other up. 696 01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:37,079 Show us your tits or a fist in your face. Is that you? 697 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:41,759 If there was a war on, they'd put you in the Army. 698 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:46,111 There isn't a war, though, John. 699 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,349 What's the matter with you? 700 01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,475 When was the last time you looked at my bum? 701 01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,636 What? 702 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:58,559 You don't like me any more do you? 703 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:02,196 My body... It's what you want. 704 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:07,638 You don't know my body. You don't know my mind. 705 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:10,308 You don't know me. 706 01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:14,274 Every fucking night I sleep with you, and you know nothing. 707 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:18,913 Look at me. Six weeks since I've had that done, 708 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,680 and you ain't fucking noticed. 709 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:24,997 - Where are you going? - For a fucking drink. 710 01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:28,317 If you don't stop right now, we're through. 711 01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,272 I mean it! 712 01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:36,111 When's the last time you looked at my bum, John? 713 01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:56,512 (LYNDA): We're open again in six hours. Go home! 714 01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:02,669 - Where did you crawl out from? - Lynda. 715 01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:06,475 - Have you seen yourself? - I'm lonely, Lynda. 716 01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:39,029 (CROWD): Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army! 717 01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:42,357 Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army! 718 01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:30,391 Come on! 719 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:41,913 I don't don't give a fuck what anyone says. This is living. 720 01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:45,112 I could be artexing a ceiling, Martin could be fixing motors, 721 01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:48,437 - and Gumbo could be packing pickles! - Gherkins. 722 01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:51,518 What are we doing instead? We go to the football! 723 01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,599 Lovely jubbly! John, North-East's that way. 724 01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:58,598 No, you don't know, man. It's the next one. 725 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:02,793 - (NIK): No, John, it's this way. - No, it's that one back there. 726 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:08,393 - You fucking turkey! - Can't you read or something? 727 01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:09,919 (CAR HORN) 728 01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:13,430 Gumbo, if you've farted again I'll deck you, I swear. 729 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:16,108 - Never! - You stink, you arse! 730 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:39,200 What are you fucking grinning at? 731 01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:01,034 There's no turning back now, lads. 732 01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:13,996 (CROWD JEERING) 733 01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:19,270 Fuck me, what is this? 734 01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:41,996 (CROWD JEERING) 735 01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:48,237 Fucking wanking foreigners. Fucking nobs. 736 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:28,589 Come round this side, we'll see how brave you are! 737 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:30,677 Aargh! 738 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:39,749 Bastards! 739 01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:01,352 Right, that's it! 740 01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:11,230 What are you doing to stop this? My mate's nearly had his eye taken out. 741 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:14,432 Just shut it. Get back in the cage with the other animals. 742 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:17,359 They're throwing fucking darts, you twat! 743 01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:20,393 I couldn't give a monkey's fart. Now fuck off! 744 01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:24,559 What's your divisional number and to what station are you attached? 745 01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:29,038 If you don't fuck off in five seconds, I'm nicking you. 746 01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:30,878 - You... - Come on, leave it! 747 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:34,436 - I'll fucking kill him! - It's not worth it, he's one of us. 748 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:40,397 - Belt him and your job's down the pan. - I don't care. They can shove their job. 749 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:46,792 - Are you alright, mate? - Yeah, it was only my head. 750 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,798 - Not worth it, is it, football? - It's worth it to me. 751 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,675 Shadwell's my life. Without them I'm nothing, mate. 752 01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:56,997 - Fuck off, you thick runt. - I'm sorry, John. 753 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:13,871 (FAN): Come on, you wankers! I'll have the lot ofyou! 754 01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:23,595 (SHOUTING BETWEEN SUPPORTERS) 755 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:16,631 There's fucking loads of them, Martin. 756 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:21,397 Come on, Shadwell! Stand and fight! 757 01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:25,309 I ain't going fucking nowhere John. 758 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:28,038 Well? 759 01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:31,871 Shadwell! 760 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:42,476 (POLICE SIRENS) 761 01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:46,113 John, John! 762 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:49,153 I'm cut. Somebody stabbed me. I'm bleeding! 763 01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:51,316 Come on, we've got to disappear! 764 01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:01,270 Where am I cut? I can't see anything. 765 01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:05,951 - I can't see a thing. - I'm alright, I'm not hurt. 766 01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:09,869 - Not a scratch on you. - Fucking Geordies, I piss on them. 767 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:18,389 - (JOHN): Fucking yes! - (MARTIN): Yes! 768 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:22,479 - (MARTIN): Shadwell! - (JOHN): Wankers! 769 01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:35,517 - Fucking hell, John! No! - It's alright, Lynda. 770 01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:38,280 It's someone else's blood. 771 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:44,833 Look at you. Covered in bruises, like a bad spud. 772 01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:48,316 When Mart pulled me out and I saw the blood, I thought I was a goner. 773 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:52,069 I thought: "Fuck me, what a wanky waste!" 774 01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:56,558 We ain't got time. I want a life, I want kids. Make something. 775 01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:02,073 - Turns out I wasn't even scratched. - Well, some poor sod was. 776 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,669 Yeah. Goes with the territory, doesn't it? 777 01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:11,508 You said you've got a kid, John. John... 778 01:19:32,440 --> 01:19:34,317 Alright, what? 779 01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:36,793 What?! 780 01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,360 Don't shout at us. 781 01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:45,269 I walk in, and it's like I've got some fucking disease. 782 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:48,631 What, am I a Gooner, some leper? 783 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:52,273 What the fuck is it? What's wrong with me? 784 01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:54,630 We have been wondering... 785 01:19:58,200 --> 01:19:59,918 Trevor? 786 01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:06,271 You've gone too far. 787 01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:09,914 What? 788 01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:13,556 Saturday. You know what I'm saying, you overstepped the mark. 789 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:16,479 You know where the fucking mark is, do you? 790 01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:18,432 Yeah, I do. 791 01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,835 Show me. Here, fucking show me. 792 01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:23,713 - Leave it, John. - You, shut it! 793 01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:30,272 Give me my marker. Let me know where I stop. 794 01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:32,914 Is this the place? 795 01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,476 Or here? 796 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:44,992 Surely, this is it. The edge isn't it? Surely. 797 01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:54,872 Tell me when I've touched the bone. 798 01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:58,117 There were video cameras at Tyneburn Market. 799 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:07,553 - Who's seen them? - Trev drove up on Sunday night. 800 01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:11,673 Flashed a false warrant, greased a few palms. 801 01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:13,598 Who's seen them? 802 01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:18,794 Some little runt. Didn't know what he was looking at. 803 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,434 - And us. - Give. 804 01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:24,200 - Trashed it. - No. 805 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,516 You wouldn't without me seeing it first. 806 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:29,598 You can live without it. 807 01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:34,188 I can't remember anything. I swear. 808 01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:43,474 I'm still a fucking human being. 809 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:58,151 Thanks, Trev. 810 01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:03,036 That's alright, John. You've helped me out of a few scrapes. 811 01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:07,829 Can't you look at me? 812 01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:22,469 Alright, John, how are you doing? 813 01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:25,956 - John. - Hey, Mart. 814 01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:27,832 Alright, Trev? 815 01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:32,556 Listen, mate. Word's gone round. We're top fucking boys, mate. 816 01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:36,719 Oi, Wynton wants a word with you. 817 01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:02,278 Just a few sweeties. Don't mean shit. 818 01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:06,869 Anything you ever want, I'm the man you ask. 819 01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:35,798 This football lark, the wallop has dropped out of it. 820 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,116 It's never been my scene, really. 821 01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:42,469 England likes a bit of anarchy, give it a good kick up the arse. 822 01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:45,319 And no one's having any fun any more. 823 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:48,751 It's all over, all over. 824 01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:54,079 The bootboys'll go back to lurking in the shit and slime with the BNP. 825 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:59,798 Everyone else will get fat and bald, bring their kiddies to the match. 826 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,958 You, though. There's a career for you. 827 01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:04,878 I've got a career. 828 01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:09,153 I don't mean pay the mortgage and die. 829 01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:12,799 Some place where you can use your talents. 830 01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:16,156 You've got something to offer. 831 01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:18,999 I've been watching you a while. 832 01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:24,078 You really want to be a had boy, don't you? 833 01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:30,517 People I know have been hearing your name, asking about you. 834 01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:35,149 What do you say we go and meet my friends? 835 01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:37,828 I don't see why not. 836 01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:08,030 (TREVOR): No! 837 01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:13,314 So some other crew's fucked up. Why have we got to carry the can? 838 01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:15,590 Yes, I bloody am! 839 01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:19,950 What's that got to do with us? 840 01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:23,835 What do you expect? 841 01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:27,316 The Wapping squad's been blown out of court. 842 01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,317 The Yard want to look at our evidence. 843 01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:30,873 They can't! 844 01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:34,914 I just spent a night in a room with five of the country's most wanted! 845 01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:38,271 Same as the last Shadwell squad. They made the whole thing up. 846 01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:40,471 The football's nothing. Don't you see? 847 01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:42,477 Same as Southsea, Mid City... 848 01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:45,240 I'm getting Armalites in one ear and crack in the other. 849 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:46,793 Fucking wankers. 850 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:50,879 We've been blind. Rucks are just a sideshow. There's no conspiracy. 851 01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:54,038 They're handing everything over to the Police Complaints Authority. 852 01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:57,073 - That's fucking private! - If it's in here, they own it. 853 01:25:57,280 --> 01:26:01,068 - Can't help you, John. - This ain't the Rock crowd, it's villains! 854 01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:04,716 The criminals the taxpayers are paying us to catch! 855 01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:08,310 Speaking of the taxpayers, you've got to hand in your expenses today. 856 01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:10,875 Then everything's null and void. 857 01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:12,513 Be fucking careful! 858 01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:15,393 What's wrong with this? We'll soon be back in business. 859 01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:17,830 - Everything we've written is kosher! - (TREVOR): Yeah. 860 01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:20,349 And half of what we've written is against the Bill. 861 01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:22,471 It'll go down a treat in the current climate. 862 01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:25,277 Have you got your expenses? 863 01:26:25,480 --> 01:26:29,598 The Police Complaints Authority have sifted your evidence with a toothcomb, 864 01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:34,112 and don't have a single serious query about your work. 865 01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:36,709 You are all to be commended. 866 01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:40,993 Whether the work achieves its original goals is another question. 867 01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:45,113 A question which some have raised rather loudly. 868 01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:47,709 The operation is being terminated forthwith. 869 01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:50,480 No arrests or charges will be made. 870 01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:55,549 I've got tickets for the Oldham game. If we win, we'll get promoted. 871 01:26:55,760 --> 01:26:58,832 You are never to set foot in Shadwell Town Football Club again. 872 01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:02,191 You are not to frequent the pubs you've been using, 873 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:06,632 and you will not make contact with your targets for any purpose. 874 01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:10,912 You will receive two weeks' paid leave. 875 01:27:11,120 --> 01:27:15,432 When you report back for duty, you Will each do a stint of community beat 876 01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:17,358 in your respective divisions. 877 01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:20,028 But, sir. Mine and John's division is Shadwell. 878 01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:24,791 If any of our targets see us in uniform, we're fucking dead. Sir. 879 01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:28,549 I know. This is a terrible shock for you, 880 01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:31,479 but I expect you to behave like policemen. 881 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:35,229 If we did that, we'd be booting in Your fucking head by now. 882 01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:40,195 Bollocks! Fucking arsehole! What are you looking at? 883 01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:43,709 - How are you doing, Charlie? - Have you got a month? 884 01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:45,831 Your evidence went down a treat with our fellas. 885 01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:49,077 What's the Licensing Department doing with our evidence? 886 01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:51,236 We've been after The Rock for years. 887 01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:55,991 Late hours, illegal gaming, dangerous weapons, drugs,.. 888 01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:58,156 Lovely work, lads. 889 01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:04,111 No more Rock! 890 01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:10,909 (JOHN): No more Bob. 891 01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:16,910 No more Nik and Martin. 892 01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:22,353 No more Gumbo. 893 01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:25,597 Fucking love you, Gumbo. 894 01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:31,313 No more Shadwell. 895 01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:34,637 That's it, mate. Gone. 896 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:41,674 (CHARLIE): It might be gone, but at least we had it. 897 01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:45,516 The Dogs, 898 01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:48,396 - (EDDIE): The Dogs, - (TREVOR): The Dogs, 899 01:28:58,440 --> 01:29:02,399 Come on, John. Help us see the office off. 900 01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:10,313 That tape of me at Tyneburn. What happened? 901 01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:17,431 John, this is history. You've got to let it go. 902 01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:23,599 I was a top boy, Charlie. 903 01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:27,031 I am fucking sick of this. 904 01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:32,310 John, you're not a top boy. 905 01:29:34,320 --> 01:29:38,108 You're fucking Bill, that's all. You're nothing. 906 01:29:40,440 --> 01:29:44,991 Don't look at me like that. I know that look. 907 01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:48,237 It's how you look when you're about to deck some runt. 908 01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:52,031 - Come on, then. - Don't be silly, Trev. 909 01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:57,712 No. Fucking come on. I've had enough of this sulky runt. 910 01:29:58,920 --> 01:30:02,629 Do you want to slap me? So, fucking hit me. 911 01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:07,436 There. Go on. 912 01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:10,029 Just there. 913 01:30:10,240 --> 01:30:12,117 Learn something, did you? 914 01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:22,675 (CHARLIE): Come on, you tosser! 915 01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:25,792 (JOHN): I don't know none of you. 916 01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:50,275 Darling, it's so good to see you. 917 01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:55,432 You fucker! Bastard! You fucking bastard! 918 01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:59,952 You fucker! You bastard! 919 01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:02,352 What have I done? 920 01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:06,348 You know what you've done! You closed down The Rock! 921 01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:09,950 - I don't got it! - You fucking arsehole plod. 922 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,435 I should turn you over to Bob. 923 01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:29,238 I didn't know you smoked. 924 01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:35,756 - How long have you known? - You fig tosser! 925 01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:39,396 I clocked you the first time you walked through the door. 926 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:41,716 Does Bob know? 927 01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:44,309 He can't see further than the end of his nose. 928 01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:47,193 It's me that gives him the nod when you lot are around. 929 01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:49,755 I nearly did when Trevor was mauling me. 930 01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:52,394 Bob would have killed him. 931 01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:58,598 What now? With us? 932 01:31:59,960 --> 01:32:03,077 You're joking. Look at the state of you. You're not much of a catch. 933 01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:10,714 I got off on the danger. Can't you see that? 934 01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:15,674 Crystal. 935 01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:19,509 Now do me a favour and fuck off out of my life. 936 01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:21,790 Don't slam the door after. 937 01:32:48,880 --> 01:32:51,348 - You've got to be joking! - Is she in? 938 01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:54,393 - Go before you got hurt. - I just want to talk to her! 939 01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:56,272 - I'm counting to three. - (MARIE): Dad? 940 01:32:56,480 --> 01:32:58,471 It's alright, darling. Leave it to us. 941 01:32:58,680 --> 01:33:00,159 (JOHN): Marie! Marie! 942 01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:02,078 You've been warned. I'm getting the dogs. 943 01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:05,590 - I just want to talk to you! - John, you're making it worse. 944 01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:09,156 You transferred without telling me. What am I supposed to do? 945 01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:12,113 Please don't do this to me, John. 946 01:33:15,920 --> 01:33:18,150 (JOHN): Fuck off, then! 947 01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:22,353 See if I give a fuck. Your fucking house... Fuck it! 948 01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:28,795 You know what you are, don't you? The worst fucking fuck I ever had. 949 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:32,993 Find some posh fuck who can't got it up! 950 01:33:33,200 --> 01:33:36,909 Marry him and have dopey fucking kids! 951 01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:43,559 Here's a promise. When I have kids, I'll teach them to hate you. 952 01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:46,479 All of you! 953 01:33:46,680 --> 01:33:52,710 My kids will fucking come round here and eat yours! 954 01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:59,428 I do love you, though. 955 01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:02,791 Honest. 956 01:36:57,760 --> 01:37:02,038 (RADIO): Shadwell Town are promoted to the First Division for the first time. 957 01:37:02,240 --> 01:37:06,153 The players are engulfed in emotional scenes that six weeks ago 958 01:37:06,360 --> 01:37:07,713 hardly seemed possible. 959 01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:11,993 Everyone at the club is stunned by that fatal stabbing at Tyneburn, 960 01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:16,432 but that's all forgotten now on a historic day for the East London club. 961 01:37:16,640 --> 01:37:20,394 The goal that made it all possible came 15 minutes into a tense second half. 962 01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:23,068 Inevitably, it was Gerry Edwards who did the damage, 963 01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:25,748 bundling home after good work on the left by Walton. 964 01:37:25,960 --> 01:37:27,234 Not a great game... 965 01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:32,310 The boy's a bit backward. He's pleading not guilty against my advice. 966 01:37:32,520 --> 01:37:34,875 Perhaps a little token interrogation Will change his mind. 967 01:37:35,080 --> 01:37:37,150 I don't know anything about this case. 968 01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:40,636 - I've been sent here as a cover. - I know. CID thinks it's below them. 969 01:37:40,840 --> 01:37:45,072 Oh, terrific(!) I'm cleaning the toilets out next. 970 01:37:45,280 --> 01:37:47,919 I'm supposed to be a sergeant. 971 01:37:48,120 --> 01:37:51,476 Five minutes, I'll see what I can do. What's he done, anyhow? 972 01:37:51,680 --> 01:37:55,514 He's stolen a jar of pickles from the factory where he works. 973 01:37:59,960 --> 01:38:02,554 Oh, fuck me! No! 974 01:38:02,760 --> 01:38:05,228 Trev, what are you doing here? 975 01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,673 Hello, Gumbo. How are you doing? 976 01:38:12,880 --> 01:38:15,519 Trev, I don't get it. What's going on? 977 01:38:16,360 --> 01:38:22,230 - I'm a policeman, Gumbo. - No, you fucking hate Old Bill. 978 01:38:22,440 --> 01:38:26,319 - Gumbo, I am Old Bill. - Fuck me, no! 979 01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:33,632 You wait 'til John hears about this. He'll go fucking spare. 980 01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:42,309 (THUGS): White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 981 01:38:42,520 --> 01:38:46,399 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 982 01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:49,990 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 983 01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:54,079 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 984 01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:58,159 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 985 01:38:58,360 --> 01:39:02,638 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 986 01:39:11,480 --> 01:39:13,471 John, you arsehole! 987 01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:16,669 What the fuck are you doing, John?! 988 01:39:16,880 --> 01:39:21,908 You twat! You never learn. I'm on the job. 989 01:39:22,120 --> 01:39:25,430 Now fuck off before you got me killed! 990 01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:43,595 Sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil... 991 01:39:45,280 --> 01:39:48,352 Sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil, 992 01:39:48,560 --> 01:39:50,994 sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil, 993 01:39:51,200 --> 01:39:53,919 sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil...