1 00:01:41,648 --> 00:01:42,614 We're here. 2 00:01:42,649 --> 00:01:43,547 We're here. 3 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:46,517 We are here. 4 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:48,679 I can't believe we at Three-Tizzle. 5 00:01:48,789 --> 00:01:51,280 The hottest shop in La Lizzle. 6 00:01:51,391 --> 00:01:53,291 English, son. Remember, we're in America. 7 00:01:56,496 --> 00:01:59,954 - Son, your Uncle Mack is gonna trip. - Phew! Oh! 8 00:02:00,066 --> 00:02:02,159 Man, when I first left Caruthersville... 9 00:02:02,269 --> 00:02:04,794 - all I had was a $50 Grimley and a Jheri curl. - Oh! 10 00:02:04,938 --> 00:02:08,203 - Look at me now. Pushin' a fully loaded... - Oh! 11 00:02:08,308 --> 00:02:10,242 Brand-new Lincoln Navigator. 12 00:02:10,343 --> 00:02:12,243 Come on, Dad. Compared to these trucks... 13 00:02:12,345 --> 00:02:14,711 - yours is wack. - What? 14 00:02:14,815 --> 00:02:17,682 - I'm just sayin'. Don't get all mad at me. - Come on. 15 00:02:17,784 --> 00:02:19,752 I mean, these are nice cars out here. 16 00:02:19,853 --> 00:02:23,789 You got your Ferrari, your Lotus, but it's no Lincoln. That's what I'm saying. 17 00:02:23,890 --> 00:02:25,824 Hello, man. Welcome to 310 Motoring. 18 00:02:25,926 --> 00:02:29,293 - How may I help ya? - I'm Nate Johnson. Is my truck ready? 19 00:02:29,396 --> 00:02:31,956 Oh, Nate. Yes, it is, man. 20 00:02:32,065 --> 00:02:34,966 You're the insurance guy. I remember your truck. 21 00:02:37,003 --> 00:02:39,665 Oh, snap! Hey. Yo, that's Kurupt. 22 00:02:39,806 --> 00:02:42,468 I sent him my demo tape, like, two weeks ago. 23 00:02:42,609 --> 00:02:45,169 Just act like you're my bodyguard. Look. 24 00:02:45,312 --> 00:02:47,212 - Hey, and if he come over... - What? 25 00:02:47,314 --> 00:02:50,044 Just call me M.C. "D" to theJizz-A. 26 00:02:50,150 --> 00:02:52,778 - Yeah, Dad. - Call you who to the Wizz-A? 27 00:02:52,886 --> 00:02:54,945 I named you Divernius James... 28 00:02:55,055 --> 00:02:56,955 After your granddaddy. 29 00:02:57,057 --> 00:02:59,048 Plus that street name stuff isn't marketable. 30 00:02:59,159 --> 00:03:01,525 This rap thing, son, there's no future in it. 31 00:03:01,628 --> 00:03:03,619 There's no pension, no 401 plan... 32 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:05,664 and obviously no dental. 33 00:03:05,765 --> 00:03:07,733 That's why they all have those gold teeth. 34 00:03:10,504 --> 00:03:13,064 Oh! 35 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:15,800 Dad, come on. Dad, come on.! 36 00:03:17,477 --> 00:03:21,345 That's what I call a fully loaded 'Gator for the haters. 37 00:03:21,448 --> 00:03:23,780 The platinum grille, Burberry interior. 38 00:03:26,019 --> 00:03:29,853 Hydraulic switches, three-wheel motion, and look at the wheels. 39 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,759 Oh, boy. 40 00:03:34,861 --> 00:03:37,989 Son, all that Crenshaw crap kills the resale. 41 00:03:38,098 --> 00:03:41,295 Now, what self-respecting lawyer or doctor would drive this thing now? 42 00:03:42,769 --> 00:03:45,738 - Dr. Dre. - Boy, he ain't no real doctor. 43 00:03:45,839 --> 00:03:47,739 Come here now. Look, son. 44 00:03:47,841 --> 00:03:49,741 My car will be your car in... 45 00:03:49,843 --> 00:03:51,743 three, four or five, six... 46 00:03:51,845 --> 00:03:53,779 seven, eight, nine, 10 years... 47 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,678 and I don't want you thuggin' it up. 48 00:03:56,783 --> 00:03:59,411 But, Dad, then why are we here? 49 00:04:01,454 --> 00:04:03,922 We're here to install my Delco eight-track tape player... 50 00:04:04,024 --> 00:04:06,117 so I can listen to my music on the trip. 51 00:04:06,226 --> 00:04:09,127 Listen, if you wanted to go old-school... 52 00:04:09,229 --> 00:04:11,356 you should have had them install your record player. 53 00:04:11,464 --> 00:04:14,433 Boy, you know, those videos got your head all mixed up. 54 00:04:14,534 --> 00:04:16,729 - Now, back in my day... - Yeah, right. 55 00:04:16,836 --> 00:04:20,704 You couldn't have just two hit songs and call yourself having a good record. 56 00:04:20,807 --> 00:04:24,504 No, no, no. The whole album had to be good. You just put it on, let it play. 57 00:04:24,611 --> 00:04:27,375 Wasn't no skip buttons. Wasn't like that mess you listen to today. 58 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,847 All that "rub me" and "lick me" and "suck me. " 59 00:04:30,951 --> 00:04:33,977 Gotta wear a condom just to listen to some of it. 60 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:39,652 Oh. Oh. No, no, no, no. 61 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:42,853 - Tell me this is not my truck. - It is, insurance man. Beautiful, isn't it? 62 00:04:42,963 --> 00:04:46,922 This truck has everything. It has TVs in the floors and the headrest... 63 00:04:47,033 --> 00:04:52,938 a Nike air bag, even new 26-inch rims just approved for public use. 64 00:04:53,039 --> 00:04:57,169 Not by me. The only thing I approved was an eight-track. 65 00:04:57,277 --> 00:05:00,440 Now, where is it? 66 00:05:00,547 --> 00:05:04,244 Oh, the Delco. It must have been a mix-up... 67 00:05:04,351 --> 00:05:06,819 uh, made by my brother who we fired yesterday. 68 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,684 Well, imagine that, Ziggy Marley. 69 00:05:09,789 --> 00:05:12,519 Now, I suggest you get that junk off my truck right now... 70 00:05:12,626 --> 00:05:15,220 before I flip you upside-down and mop the floor with ya! 71 00:05:15,328 --> 00:05:18,525 Wait, don't. Shh, shh. Don't be so violent. 72 00:05:18,632 --> 00:05:22,500 Calm down. I can't just take it off. 73 00:05:22,602 --> 00:05:24,593 It's... It's gonna take about... 74 00:05:25,872 --> 00:05:28,067 - Three days. - Uh, no. Three? Three days? 75 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:30,904 No, no, no, no. In three days I've gotta be in Missouri... 76 00:05:31,011 --> 00:05:33,673 which means I'm on the I-10 by 10:00. 77 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:36,578 But no worries. Just take it... 78 00:05:36,683 --> 00:05:38,651 and bring it back exactly how it is. 79 00:05:38,752 --> 00:05:40,185 - No charge. - Whoa. 80 00:05:40,286 --> 00:05:43,915 Better not be no charge to me. Look, what about my eight-track? 81 00:05:44,024 --> 00:05:46,390 Oh, it has eight-track, nine-track, 10-track. 82 00:05:46,493 --> 00:05:50,554 It's a C.D. Player. Don't worry, boss man. Your ride will glide. 83 00:05:50,664 --> 00:05:52,325 Yeah! 84 00:05:52,432 --> 00:05:54,332 Dad. Look. Look. 85 00:05:57,737 --> 00:05:59,705 Yeah! 86 00:06:01,775 --> 00:06:03,640 Up, up. Down. 87 00:06:03,743 --> 00:06:06,337 Yeah! 88 00:06:09,182 --> 00:06:12,083 Real smooth! 89 00:06:12,185 --> 00:06:13,880 Oh! 90 00:06:13,987 --> 00:06:17,514 This don't make no sense. D.J., how do you turn this thing off? 91 00:06:17,624 --> 00:06:20,354 Everybody's lookin' at us. What's up, baby? 92 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:23,156 Hey, this is hot, huh? 93 00:06:25,932 --> 00:06:27,695 No, no, no. 94 00:06:27,801 --> 00:06:30,235 Yo, Dad, look. 95 00:06:30,370 --> 00:06:34,136 310 dropped the navigation in the car. Look. 96 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,208 It's goin' up, up. 97 00:06:36,309 --> 00:06:38,209 But here's the fun part. 98 00:06:38,311 --> 00:06:40,871 Los Angeles to... 99 00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:43,505 Caruthersville, Missouri. 100 00:06:43,616 --> 00:06:46,050 Los Angeles to Caruthersville. 101 00:06:46,152 --> 00:06:49,280 Distance: 1,888.9 miles. 102 00:06:49,389 --> 00:06:53,223 That's all I need is another woman telling me what to do. 103 00:06:53,393 --> 00:06:55,861 Ooh, girl, you wanna know my perfect outfit? 104 00:06:55,962 --> 00:06:59,989 I'm thinking J. Lo's jeans. You know the ones she had at the MTVAwards. 105 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:03,934 No, no, no. But Eve's top at the A.M.A.'s, that was hot. I would rock that. 106 00:07:05,238 --> 00:07:06,933 Open the door. 107 00:07:07,073 --> 00:07:08,973 Tried that. 108 00:07:09,075 --> 00:07:11,270 Here. Use this. 109 00:07:11,377 --> 00:07:14,346 Hold on. 110 00:07:15,381 --> 00:07:18,612 - Hello. - Nikki, open the door. 111 00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:27,450 Nikki, let your sister get her dog stuff. 112 00:07:29,996 --> 00:07:32,055 Okay. 113 00:07:32,165 --> 00:07:34,065 Hmm. 114 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:37,466 Your father was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago, so get off the phone... 115 00:07:37,604 --> 00:07:41,131 finish packing and change that outfit. 116 00:07:41,274 --> 00:07:44,209 Ah! Don't you answer that phone. 117 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:46,210 Whoever it is can call when you get back. 118 00:07:46,312 --> 00:07:48,678 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 119 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:01,727 - Did you see that? - Yeah. 120 00:08:01,828 --> 00:08:04,194 - Dad, did you see that? - Yeah, I saw that. 121 00:08:04,297 --> 00:08:06,595 Oh, shoot. 122 00:08:08,735 --> 00:08:11,295 Boy, give me the phone. Phone ain't for you. 123 00:08:11,437 --> 00:08:13,462 Upstairs, D.J. Hello. 124 00:08:13,606 --> 00:08:16,040 Hey, Mama. No. 125 00:08:16,142 --> 00:08:19,168 - I told you. We'll be there in three days. - I'm surprised. 126 00:08:19,312 --> 00:08:21,974 'Cause Miss Uppity makes you back out every year. 127 00:08:22,081 --> 00:08:24,481 I don't know why that woman doesn't like me. 128 00:08:24,584 --> 00:08:28,384 Come on, Mama. You did throw cooked rice at our weddin'. 129 00:08:29,522 --> 00:08:31,490 Is that woman even coming? 130 00:08:31,591 --> 00:08:35,493 Yeah. She is, uh, packing right now. 131 00:08:35,595 --> 00:08:37,495 Hold on, son. 132 00:08:37,597 --> 00:08:40,498 Your brother Mack just got here with one of those flat-screen TVs. 133 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,569 - Hey, Mama. - You're always thinkin' about your mama. 134 00:08:43,703 --> 00:08:47,139 - All the time, girl. - Set it right there between J.F.K. And Jesus. 135 00:08:47,273 --> 00:08:50,140 Hello. Mack got you a plasma TV? 136 00:08:50,243 --> 00:08:53,770 I don't know. Is that what you call it? Here. Talk to your brother. 137 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:57,338 All right. Hey, little bro. What's goin' on? 138 00:08:57,450 --> 00:09:01,284 Hey, man. What happened to the 35-inch I just sent Mama? 139 00:09:01,387 --> 00:09:05,221 Ah, don't worry about it. She, uh... She usin' it. 140 00:09:05,325 --> 00:09:07,350 You ain't plannin' on comin' down here... 141 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:09,860 and winning my Family of the Year trophy, are you? 142 00:09:09,963 --> 00:09:11,988 Man, what trophy? 143 00:09:12,098 --> 00:09:14,032 Don't know anything about no trophy. 144 00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:17,796 I'm just trying to bring my fam down there so we can see Mama. That's it. 145 00:09:17,937 --> 00:09:20,770 Well, well, that's real thoughtful of you, baby bro... 146 00:09:20,874 --> 00:09:23,274 seein' as how you ain't been here in four years. 147 00:09:23,376 --> 00:09:25,970 What you tryin' to say, Mack? Tryin' to start somethin'? 148 00:09:26,079 --> 00:09:28,343 No, no, no. I ain't tryin' to start nothin'. 149 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:30,609 It's just that you ain't been here in so long... 150 00:09:30,717 --> 00:09:33,584 kind of make me think you're tryin' to hide somethin'. 151 00:09:33,686 --> 00:09:35,586 You do remember the rules, don't you? 152 00:09:35,688 --> 00:09:38,953 - You can't win Family of the Year if you ain't a family. 153 00:09:39,058 --> 00:09:42,255 - I know. - So, I strongly suggest... 154 00:09:42,362 --> 00:09:44,523 if you want to win yourself a trophy or somethin'... 155 00:09:44,631 --> 00:09:47,429 you ought to start coaching yourself a Little League team. 156 00:09:49,702 --> 00:09:51,693 My little brother Nate. Uh-huh. 157 00:09:51,838 --> 00:09:53,772 Hey, Mama. 158 00:09:53,873 --> 00:09:56,774 Hey, look. I know he didn't hang up. 159 00:09:56,876 --> 00:09:59,174 Hello? All right. All right. 160 00:10:05,051 --> 00:10:07,178 Yo, Dad. 161 00:10:07,287 --> 00:10:10,415 Look, um, I'm really tired, going back and forth. 162 00:10:10,523 --> 00:10:14,687 I mean, we gotta go all the way over there... 163 00:10:14,794 --> 00:10:16,785 and then we gotta go all the way over here. 164 00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:20,354 - And then we gotta go all the way... - All right. I get it. 165 00:10:20,466 --> 00:10:23,663 Look, things are gonna be okay. 166 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:26,739 If they weren't, we wouldn't be goin' on this trip together. 167 00:10:26,839 --> 00:10:29,808 Your mother and I are gonna work things out. 168 00:10:29,943 --> 00:10:32,537 - Don't worry. Okay? - All right. Cool. 169 00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:34,943 All right, buckle up. 170 00:10:35,048 --> 00:10:38,074 Lock your door. Close your vent. 171 00:10:38,184 --> 00:10:40,243 - Yeah, Dad. All right. - Don't touch the radio. 172 00:10:40,353 --> 00:10:43,481 - I said don't touch the radio. - My bad. 173 00:10:48,795 --> 00:10:53,198 Dorothy, Nikki, let's go! 174 00:10:55,735 --> 00:10:58,568 Son, you wanna learn how to drive? 175 00:10:58,705 --> 00:11:01,333 - For sure. Let's go. - Give me your hand. Here's your first lesson. 176 00:11:01,474 --> 00:11:04,705 Let's go! 177 00:11:04,811 --> 00:11:07,837 Calm down, Nate. We'll be out in a minute. 178 00:11:07,947 --> 00:11:09,915 Let's go. 179 00:11:11,751 --> 00:11:13,912 Oh, no. Don't even think about it. 180 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:16,488 Dang, Dad. 181 00:11:16,589 --> 00:11:21,390 Man, what would I do without my Mike Tyson grill? 182 00:11:21,494 --> 00:11:24,725 "Tastes so good, it'll bite you back. " 183 00:11:24,831 --> 00:11:27,026 - Let me go get these women. - Yeah, do that. 184 00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:37,476 Ladies, come on. Let's go. We gotta be on the I-10 by 10:00. 185 00:11:37,577 --> 00:11:40,068 And it's 9:42. Let's roll. 186 00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:44,642 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 187 00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:47,777 Don't tell me you are bringing your schoolwork on this trip. 188 00:11:47,887 --> 00:11:50,151 Yes. I have a test when I get back. 189 00:11:50,256 --> 00:11:54,056 - Why don't you study when we get back? - Help me with the bags, please. 190 00:11:55,395 --> 00:11:58,592 D.J., help your mother with her bags. 191 00:11:58,698 --> 00:12:00,996 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - What? 192 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,000 You're runnin' like you stole something. Say hello. 193 00:12:03,102 --> 00:12:05,832 - Hello, sweetie. - Hey, Ma. 194 00:12:05,972 --> 00:12:09,135 You mean you gotta do this... 195 00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:11,300 Yeah, you're right. 196 00:12:11,444 --> 00:12:14,971 My belly button is way better than Beyoncê's. 197 00:12:16,315 --> 00:12:19,216 What? Now, see, you've gone a little far now. 198 00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:21,411 I ain't puttin' chocolate syrup in it. 199 00:12:21,521 --> 00:12:23,250 - No. - Get off that phone and change. 200 00:12:23,356 --> 00:12:25,256 - Thank you. - That was the quarterback. 201 00:12:25,358 --> 00:12:27,986 You're living under my roof, play by my rules. 202 00:12:28,094 --> 00:12:30,892 - No boys on the phone. - You're acting like Dad. 203 00:12:30,997 --> 00:12:33,591 - No boys stopping by all hours. Don't roll your eyes. - He's a quarterback. 204 00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:36,600 - That's right. - Cell phone. 205 00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:39,967 I didn't want you to have a cell phone in the first place. Your father's idea. 206 00:12:41,641 --> 00:12:43,609 Y'all are arguing about the wrong thing. 207 00:12:43,709 --> 00:12:46,507 Who made the sandwiches for the trip, and did you go by Food Club... 208 00:12:46,612 --> 00:12:49,308 and get the big thing of planters Cheez Balls like I like 'em? 209 00:12:49,415 --> 00:12:52,384 Nate, you see what she's wearing? 210 00:12:53,486 --> 00:12:55,477 Actually, both y'all need to change. 211 00:12:55,588 --> 00:12:57,556 You know my mama don't like pink. 212 00:12:57,657 --> 00:13:00,990 Nate. "Cheez Balls. " 213 00:13:01,094 --> 00:13:03,085 Daddy, I made this outfit myself. 214 00:13:03,196 --> 00:13:05,790 You need to get upstairs and finish making the rest of it. 215 00:13:05,898 --> 00:13:08,526 - But it took me... - But nothin'. Nikki, I am your father. 216 00:13:08,634 --> 00:13:11,034 I know what's best for you, and that's go change. 217 00:13:12,371 --> 00:13:14,464 L-10 by 10:00. Let's go, people. 218 00:13:16,943 --> 00:13:18,968 - Hi, Daddy. - Hi, cutie. 219 00:13:19,112 --> 00:13:20,943 - And how are you? - Good. You? 220 00:13:21,047 --> 00:13:23,481 Ah, you look so nice. You ready for the trip? 221 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,676 Yep. 222 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,211 Nate, what happened to your car? 223 00:13:30,323 --> 00:13:32,018 It looks like a purse on wheels. 224 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:34,719 Then you should feel right at home. 225 00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:36,920 - Damn. - Oh, there you go, son. 226 00:13:37,029 --> 00:13:40,863 You know, if that rapping thing doesn't work out, you'll make one hell of a bellboy. 227 00:13:42,969 --> 00:13:46,427 Go ahead. All right, sweetie. Let's get you in the car. 228 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,634 All right. Upsy-goesy. 229 00:13:52,478 --> 00:13:54,446 Okay. Better. 230 00:13:56,082 --> 00:13:58,050 All right. Remember, baby girl. 231 00:13:58,151 --> 00:14:01,814 I have a very special birthday party planned for you at Bun World. 232 00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:04,446 Yea! 233 00:14:04,557 --> 00:14:07,082 Wait, Daddy. Don't leave Sir Barks-A-Lot. 234 00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:09,218 He's going to miss my birthday. 235 00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:11,853 Sweetie, there is no dog, okay? 236 00:14:11,964 --> 00:14:14,432 Nate, get the dog. 237 00:14:18,471 --> 00:14:20,962 There. 238 00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:25,076 - There you go. - Thanks, Dad. 239 00:14:34,787 --> 00:14:36,755 What the hell? 240 00:14:36,856 --> 00:14:40,087 - Nikki, this better be F. T.D. - Yoo-hoo. 241 00:14:40,193 --> 00:14:42,388 His rusty tail is old enough to be your granddaddy. 242 00:14:42,495 --> 00:14:44,622 - Or Mom's big daddy. - Dorothy. 243 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:47,699 "Yoo-hoo, Dorothy"? 244 00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:54,329 Nikki. Tsk. You didn't tell me Mama's been creepin' while Daddy's been sleepin'. 245 00:14:54,473 --> 00:14:56,737 I didn't tell you 'cause you a kid. 246 00:14:56,842 --> 00:14:58,742 Tsk. See, there you go. 247 00:14:58,844 --> 00:15:01,244 I'm Nate Johnson. Mm-hmm. 248 00:15:01,347 --> 00:15:04,248 Yeah. We'll use those flowers for his funeral. 249 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:06,944 I reserved our favorite table at Starbucks. 250 00:15:07,053 --> 00:15:09,317 Oh. Thanks for the book, Stan. 251 00:15:09,422 --> 00:15:11,686 Uh, I really can't accept the flowers. 252 00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:14,521 Why not? L... I spent all week picking them. 253 00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:16,595 Well, we're study partners, Stan. That's it. 254 00:15:16,696 --> 00:15:21,030 - What do you mean? - I don't want you to get the wrong idea. 255 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,067 What's up, brah? 256 00:15:23,169 --> 00:15:26,104 Hello, brother. Stan Turner. 257 00:15:26,205 --> 00:15:28,173 Nate Johnson... 258 00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:30,400 husband, 16 years. 259 00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:33,341 - Nate, don't start. - I'm just trying to take my family... 260 00:15:33,446 --> 00:15:35,346 down to the reunion. 261 00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:38,679 You know, uh, some spades, a couple of family arguments... 262 00:15:38,784 --> 00:15:40,274 - some softball. - Whoa. Yes. 263 00:15:40,386 --> 00:15:43,150 Whoa. Careful there. Just a little... 264 00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:45,019 Oh! 265 00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:47,319 What is wrong with you? 266 00:15:47,426 --> 00:15:49,621 Stan, wait. 267 00:15:49,729 --> 00:15:51,321 "Stan, wait"? 268 00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:54,763 I didn't get the memo. When did we start seeing other people, Dorothy? 269 00:15:54,867 --> 00:15:58,325 Don't test me. You know the only reason I agreed to go on this trip... 270 00:15:58,437 --> 00:16:00,871 is 'cause it's Destiny's birthday tomorrow. 271 00:16:01,007 --> 00:16:03,771 Fine. Fine. Fine. 272 00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:06,902 I'm Nate Johnson. Capricorn. 273 00:16:07,046 --> 00:16:09,139 Check my dental records, jack. 274 00:16:16,489 --> 00:16:22,018 So, where did you meet him... that so-called accounting class? 275 00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:25,154 So that's what this is all about, huh? Me becoming a C.p. A. 276 00:16:25,264 --> 00:16:28,097 I thought we settled that argument when I moved out. 277 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,930 Oh, so I'm the bad guy because I wanted you... 278 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:33,265 - to raise our kids? - I can be a wife... 279 00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:36,034 a mother and pursue my career too. 280 00:16:36,175 --> 00:16:39,611 - Hey, my mother did it. - Right. Yeah. 281 00:16:39,712 --> 00:16:42,875 That's why the last time I saw your brother, he was your sister. 282 00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:48,548 Mommy, I'm hungry. 283 00:16:48,654 --> 00:16:52,055 Hey, um, Nikki, can you get your sister some Froot Loops, please? 284 00:16:52,158 --> 00:16:55,150 Shut up. 285 00:16:55,261 --> 00:16:57,024 Destiny, sweetie. 286 00:16:57,129 --> 00:17:00,860 Be very careful in Daddy's new truck. 287 00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:05,027 Look. Everybody else, this truck has to go back exactly the way it is. 288 00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:07,833 If you break something, then I've gotta pay for it. 289 00:17:09,775 --> 00:17:12,903 Oops. Sorry, Dad. 290 00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:16,971 Th-That's okay, sweetie. Don't worry about it. 291 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:26,383 All right. The I-10 by... 10:03. 292 00:17:26,492 --> 00:17:28,392 Damn. We're late. 293 00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:19,066 Yo, Dad. Who was that? 294 00:18:19,211 --> 00:18:23,079 - It's S.O.S., son. - I wish somebody can come rescue me right now. 295 00:18:23,182 --> 00:18:27,744 Oh, Nate, be fair. Why don't you just load half of your C.D.'s and half of his? 296 00:18:27,853 --> 00:18:31,414 I'll load half of his C.D.'s when he pays half of my car note. 297 00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:33,048 Nate. 298 00:18:34,326 --> 00:18:37,489 Fine. But I like my music nonviolent... 299 00:18:37,596 --> 00:18:39,587 with limited cussin; 300 00:18:39,698 --> 00:18:41,928 So, nobody who's been shot. 301 00:18:42,034 --> 00:18:44,502 Here. Come here. Give me this. 302 00:18:44,637 --> 00:18:47,731 Okay. Right here. Tupac Shakur. Shot. 303 00:18:49,909 --> 00:18:51,809 Nate. Nate, what... 304 00:18:51,911 --> 00:18:53,902 Notorious B.I.G. Shot. 305 00:18:54,046 --> 00:18:56,844 - Hey, Dad. What are you doin'? Mom. - C-Murder. 306 00:18:56,949 --> 00:18:58,974 Wait. Stop. 307 00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:02,781 - Dad, C-Murder wasn't shot. - Yeah, but with a name like that, he should have been. 308 00:19:15,434 --> 00:19:18,733 - Sam Cooke. - Wait. What are you doing? 309 00:19:18,871 --> 00:19:20,839 Shot. 310 00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:23,465 Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's Sam Cooke. That's "born by the river. " 311 00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:25,509 You gonna make me pull this car over. 312 00:19:25,611 --> 00:19:26,873 - Marvin Gaye. - Hey, hey. 313 00:19:26,979 --> 00:19:29,106 Shot. 314 00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:31,206 That is one of the greatest singers... 315 00:19:32,651 --> 00:19:35,552 - He threw out Marvin Gaye. - He was shot... by his daddy. 316 00:19:35,654 --> 00:19:38,145 - Twice. - What are you... 317 00:19:39,725 --> 00:19:42,353 - Al Green. - Wait a minute now. He wasn't shot. 318 00:19:42,461 --> 00:19:45,123 - That was hot grits. - That was close enough. 319 00:19:45,231 --> 00:19:47,756 - Shot. - Boy, that man is a reverend. 320 00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:50,233 That's my pastor. What is wrong with you? 321 00:19:50,336 --> 00:19:52,395 How am I supposed to go to church on Sunday? 322 00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:54,733 Daddy, no one's been shot on this one. 323 00:20:11,624 --> 00:20:14,115 Daddy, why aren't you singing? 324 00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:24,530 Hey. 325 00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:27,230 Hey, hey. 326 00:20:27,373 --> 00:20:29,739 Hey, Dad.! 327 00:20:29,842 --> 00:20:31,810 Nate, what are you doin'? 328 00:20:31,911 --> 00:20:34,812 Little shortcut. 329 00:20:35,915 --> 00:20:37,507 Yeah. 330 00:20:42,755 --> 00:20:45,155 Oh! 331 00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:48,123 Hey! 332 00:20:52,865 --> 00:20:55,663 See this fool? What does he... 333 00:20:55,768 --> 00:20:58,100 Come on. 334 00:21:04,777 --> 00:21:08,213 That's it. I'm gon' have to show this redneck what a brother looks like with a V-8... 335 00:21:08,347 --> 00:21:10,406 riding 300 horses. 336 00:21:12,518 --> 00:21:14,509 That's right. That's right, baby. 337 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:17,487 I got the zoom-zoom for your boom-boom right there. 338 00:21:17,590 --> 00:21:19,524 Yeah. 339 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:20,592 Ooh, Daddy. 340 00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:23,662 Look at the cute little baby. 341 00:21:25,898 --> 00:21:28,025 Yeah, sucker. Yeah. 342 00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:30,158 Tenderwipe that! 343 00:21:37,343 --> 00:21:39,311 Yeah. 344 00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:42,744 That's drivin' right there. You know what I'm sayin'? 345 00:21:42,848 --> 00:21:45,146 That's all right right there. 346 00:21:49,521 --> 00:21:51,421 Hey, Dad. Dad, get the bags. 347 00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:53,218 Everybody all right? Get the bags! 348 00:21:53,325 --> 00:21:55,225 Get the Cheez Balls.! 349 00:21:56,862 --> 00:21:59,160 Man, them my church shoes.! Look out.! 350 00:22:00,566 --> 00:22:03,126 Nate, do something. Oh, my God! 351 00:22:03,235 --> 00:22:04,862 Daddy! 352 00:22:06,805 --> 00:22:08,796 Everybody hold on! 353 00:22:17,916 --> 00:22:21,215 - Guess I showed him, huh? - You sure did. 354 00:22:23,088 --> 00:22:25,682 My God. 355 00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:28,589 Uh... Ooh. 356 00:22:28,694 --> 00:22:31,754 Ooh. Ooh. 357 00:22:31,864 --> 00:22:35,425 Boy, that was close. Anybody else want to drive? 358 00:22:38,671 --> 00:22:40,866 You are now entering Arizona... 359 00:22:41,006 --> 00:22:43,531 the Grand Canyon State. 360 00:22:43,676 --> 00:22:46,110 Seventy. Increasing cloudiness... 361 00:22:46,211 --> 00:22:48,736 and humid with a high of 96. 362 00:22:48,847 --> 00:22:53,307 With the winds out of the east at 1 4 miles per hour, it's currently... 363 00:22:53,419 --> 00:22:56,149 Nate, the kids are tired. It's been a long day. 364 00:22:56,255 --> 00:22:58,416 Let's just start fresh tomorrow. 365 00:22:58,524 --> 00:23:02,722 Oh, I guess watching me drive wore you guys out, huh? 366 00:23:04,363 --> 00:23:07,025 We're not scheduled to stop until Boulder City. 367 00:23:07,132 --> 00:23:09,327 I don't plan on stopping till we get there. 368 00:23:09,435 --> 00:23:11,835 Oh, that's a shame. 369 00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:14,598 'Cause there's nothing that I wouldn't do for a... 370 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:18,232 nice, hot... bath. 371 00:23:27,219 --> 00:23:29,779 Anything? 372 00:23:29,888 --> 00:23:31,856 Anything. 373 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,041 All right. 374 00:23:57,149 --> 00:23:58,639 Dang, Dad. 375 00:23:58,751 --> 00:24:00,912 Here we go. 376 00:24:01,019 --> 00:24:02,953 Okay. 377 00:24:04,289 --> 00:24:06,655 Okay, you guys wait right here. I'll get the rooms. 378 00:24:16,235 --> 00:24:19,568 - Welcome. And here are your keys. - Thank you. 379 00:24:19,705 --> 00:24:22,469 You know, I'm planning a special evening tonight. 380 00:24:22,608 --> 00:24:27,705 Do you have any roses, some champagne, box of fine chocolates? 381 00:24:27,813 --> 00:24:29,713 - No. - Oh. 382 00:24:29,815 --> 00:24:31,976 I'll take a couple of those chocolate Easter bunnies. 383 00:24:32,084 --> 00:24:35,952 Let me get the, uh... the diet champagne? 384 00:24:37,322 --> 00:24:39,483 And, uh, all the candles that you have. 385 00:24:39,591 --> 00:24:42,651 - We don't carry candles. - Okay, well, is that... Yeah. 386 00:24:42,761 --> 00:24:45,662 - Give me a road flare. - That's for emergency use only. 387 00:24:45,764 --> 00:24:47,493 This is an emergency. 388 00:24:50,435 --> 00:24:52,801 Does your wife... 389 00:24:52,938 --> 00:24:55,566 know what you're up to? 390 00:24:55,707 --> 00:24:57,504 Well, actually, no. She doesn't. 391 00:24:57,609 --> 00:25:00,976 I'm keeping this a little bit a secret from her. 392 00:25:01,113 --> 00:25:03,980 Oh, yes. I bet. I bet you are. 393 00:25:04,082 --> 00:25:06,949 - No, no. - Listen, player. 394 00:25:07,052 --> 00:25:10,215 I don't know what kind of twisted affair you're having... 395 00:25:10,322 --> 00:25:12,290 but it's not gonna happen in my hotel. 396 00:25:12,391 --> 00:25:14,689 Oh, no. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Please. 397 00:25:14,793 --> 00:25:19,730 Look. I have a surprise evening planned for my lovely wife. 398 00:25:19,832 --> 00:25:23,029 She's right outside in the car with the kids. 399 00:25:23,135 --> 00:25:26,434 I mean, that's why I got the two rooms. 400 00:25:28,574 --> 00:25:31,941 That's the sweetest thing I've heard in years. 401 00:25:32,044 --> 00:25:34,740 Oh. 402 00:25:34,847 --> 00:25:36,974 And take all your goodies. 403 00:25:37,082 --> 00:25:40,745 - Free of charge. On me. - Gladys, you don't have to do that. Thank you. 404 00:25:40,853 --> 00:25:42,753 Oh, please. 405 00:25:42,855 --> 00:25:45,483 Husbands like you give me hope. 406 00:25:45,591 --> 00:25:48,185 You got a brother? 407 00:25:49,294 --> 00:25:51,228 Uncle? 408 00:25:51,330 --> 00:25:55,357 - How old's your son? - Glad... Gladys? 409 00:25:55,467 --> 00:25:58,561 - You're cutting off my circulation. - Oh. Sorry. 410 00:26:01,106 --> 00:26:04,837 Hey. Your room isn't ready yet... 411 00:26:04,943 --> 00:26:06,968 but I'm gon' check on it. 412 00:26:07,112 --> 00:26:12,311 Meanwhile, why don't you get the kids settled in... 413 00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:14,885 and I'll see you in a second. 414 00:26:23,395 --> 00:26:26,592 Oh, yeah. 415 00:27:41,106 --> 00:27:43,370 - Swimming trunks, please. - Oh. 416 00:27:50,082 --> 00:27:52,710 - Charge it to the room. Thank you. - You got it. 417 00:27:53,819 --> 00:27:56,549 Ooh, yes, he does. Wow. 418 00:28:07,899 --> 00:28:10,493 - Nate, what are you doing? - I just, um... 419 00:28:10,602 --> 00:28:15,005 brought you a little something to help you relax. 420 00:28:15,107 --> 00:28:18,304 That's what I'm talkin' about right there. 421 00:28:18,410 --> 00:28:21,345 Some bubbles with the bubbles. 422 00:28:21,446 --> 00:28:24,347 Mmm. 423 00:28:24,449 --> 00:28:26,679 Plus, uh, some chocolates. 424 00:28:26,785 --> 00:28:30,380 Shh, shh. 425 00:28:30,489 --> 00:28:32,684 Gonna get in there with you, girl. 426 00:28:32,791 --> 00:28:35,453 Mm-hmm. 427 00:28:37,529 --> 00:28:40,020 Oh! Oh. 428 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:44,268 That's all right there. 429 00:28:44,369 --> 00:28:46,667 Good. Aah. 430 00:28:46,805 --> 00:28:49,035 That's a... Whoo. 431 00:28:49,174 --> 00:28:52,200 What, you in there cookin' neck bones, girl? 432 00:28:52,344 --> 00:28:54,312 Ee-yah! 433 00:28:55,847 --> 00:28:59,476 Ooh! 434 00:29:00,285 --> 00:29:03,254 Aah! Gee. 435 00:29:03,355 --> 00:29:05,585 Gonna fool around and make some coffee in here. 436 00:29:05,690 --> 00:29:07,658 All right. That is... 437 00:29:07,759 --> 00:29:09,522 That is... That's warm. 438 00:29:09,628 --> 00:29:11,596 Oh, man. 439 00:29:14,633 --> 00:29:17,033 Yeah. You know, uh... 440 00:29:17,135 --> 00:29:20,104 it's been a long time since I've been in our Jacuzzi. 441 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:24,808 I was thinking... 442 00:29:24,943 --> 00:29:27,377 maybe we can do that thing... 443 00:29:27,479 --> 00:29:30,971 we used to do in ourJacuzzi. 444 00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:34,541 Nate, I am not getting my hair wet. 445 00:29:34,653 --> 00:29:36,621 Besides, we haven't solved anything. 446 00:29:36,721 --> 00:29:40,452 Well, um, we could solve one thing right now. 447 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:45,656 Either here... or back up at the room. 448 00:29:45,764 --> 00:29:47,664 You know, it's been three months. 449 00:29:47,766 --> 00:29:50,098 Yeah, it's been three months. 450 00:29:50,202 --> 00:29:53,137 That's what I'm sayin'. It's been three months. 451 00:29:53,238 --> 00:29:54,796 Yeah, three months. 452 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:58,569 Right. Ninety days. Right? 453 00:30:00,112 --> 00:30:04,048 How about, uh, we, uh, go up to the roof? 454 00:30:04,149 --> 00:30:06,049 Oh, yeah? 455 00:30:06,151 --> 00:30:10,451 Or better yet, why don't we, uh, go out to the truck? 456 00:30:10,555 --> 00:30:14,047 Oh, no, baby. Anywhere but the truck. I got to turn that back in. 457 00:30:14,159 --> 00:30:16,889 Maybe we can, uh, do... 458 00:30:21,566 --> 00:30:24,194 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 459 00:30:24,302 --> 00:30:25,633 - No. - Yeah. 460 00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:27,362 - You serious? - Yeah. 461 00:30:27,506 --> 00:30:29,974 In here? You serious? 462 00:30:30,108 --> 00:30:33,339 We never done that before. Okay. All right. 463 00:30:33,445 --> 00:30:36,710 Girl, you real... Oh, you're wild. 464 00:30:36,815 --> 00:30:39,409 Going back to your old days. 465 00:30:39,518 --> 00:30:41,179 Hey, hey. 466 00:30:41,286 --> 00:30:44,221 Yeah. All right. Come on. Your turn. 467 00:30:44,322 --> 00:30:46,381 Um... 468 00:30:46,491 --> 00:30:48,721 you know, I... I gotta go to the bathroom. 469 00:30:48,827 --> 00:30:50,727 Be right back. 470 00:30:50,829 --> 00:30:52,797 Bathroom. 471 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:56,532 - Dorothy, you're comin' back, right? - Uh-huh. 472 00:30:56,635 --> 00:30:58,967 Don'tjust leave me out here all alone. 473 00:30:59,104 --> 00:31:01,470 Dorothy, come on. Quit playin'. 474 00:31:03,275 --> 00:31:05,539 - Oh, no. - Good night, Nate. 475 00:31:05,644 --> 00:31:08,408 Dorothy! All right. 476 00:31:08,513 --> 00:31:11,277 Dorothy, see... See what you done did. 477 00:31:12,951 --> 00:31:16,114 Come on, Dorothy. Why you... 478 00:31:42,714 --> 00:31:45,114 What the hell? What's goin' on? 479 00:31:47,752 --> 00:31:50,118 Why y'all all up on me? 480 00:31:58,063 --> 00:32:01,123 Yeah. Uh-oh. 481 00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:04,566 Uh, ladies, if y'all see a snake, um... 482 00:32:04,669 --> 00:32:06,762 trust me, he won't bite you. 483 00:32:09,741 --> 00:32:12,574 - Diet champagne. - Ooh, Easter bunnies. 484 00:32:12,677 --> 00:32:14,008 - My favorite. - Hey. 485 00:32:18,049 --> 00:32:20,017 What the... 486 00:32:23,521 --> 00:32:26,319 Oh. Nate. 487 00:32:29,794 --> 00:32:31,762 Ohh. 488 00:32:38,336 --> 00:32:40,327 So, Mr. Johnson. 489 00:32:41,906 --> 00:32:45,069 - Which one's your wife? - Hey, it's not what it looks like. 490 00:32:45,176 --> 00:32:49,112 Well, guess you won't be needing these. 491 00:32:49,214 --> 00:32:51,205 Oh, no, no. Come on. I'm gonna need those. 492 00:32:51,316 --> 00:32:53,341 Come on, Gladys. 493 00:32:55,453 --> 00:32:59,116 Well, uh, ladies, um... 494 00:32:59,224 --> 00:33:02,125 I have to go see a man about a horse. 495 00:33:02,227 --> 00:33:04,320 Gonna get out of here. 496 00:33:04,429 --> 00:33:06,829 - Y'all have a pleasant evening. - Uh-huh. 497 00:33:06,931 --> 00:33:08,990 Oh, watch it. Hey. Oh, come on now. 498 00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:10,795 - We won't peek. - Hey. Oh. Hey! 499 00:33:10,902 --> 00:33:13,427 Hey. Oh! 500 00:33:14,939 --> 00:33:17,430 I saw your... Watch your hand. Whoa-ho! 501 00:33:17,575 --> 00:33:20,237 - Bull's-eye. Bull's-eye. - I'm not like that. 502 00:33:20,345 --> 00:33:23,007 That belong to somebody. Come on. 503 00:33:23,114 --> 00:33:25,708 Don't look. I'm shy. Don't... Y'all. Come on. 504 00:33:25,817 --> 00:33:29,253 Whoo.! Oh.! 505 00:33:29,354 --> 00:33:31,845 Who does your bikini wax? 506 00:33:36,361 --> 00:33:38,295 Hey, girl, how was your treatment? 507 00:33:38,396 --> 00:33:40,956 Oh, it was wonderful. 508 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,968 Go, go. 509 00:34:02,654 --> 00:34:05,714 There'll be plenty of time for that tomorrow, okay? 510 00:34:10,128 --> 00:34:12,528 Hey. Tom, Judy. 511 00:34:12,630 --> 00:34:15,326 How you guys doin'? It's a mighty fine evening. 512 00:34:15,433 --> 00:34:17,799 Why don't you get rid of the kids and the clothes... 513 00:34:17,902 --> 00:34:20,735 - and we're all playing butt-naked Uno up in 304. - Daddy.! 514 00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:33,941 Nate. 515 00:34:34,052 --> 00:34:35,986 Yes? 516 00:34:37,722 --> 00:34:39,587 You know what you're doing? 517 00:34:39,691 --> 00:34:41,215 Mm-hmm. 518 00:34:41,326 --> 00:34:44,625 - Well, could you stop? - Nope. 519 00:34:44,729 --> 00:34:46,856 Why are you taking this out on me? 520 00:34:46,965 --> 00:34:48,899 You brought this on yourself. 521 00:34:52,704 --> 00:34:55,605 - Hello. - Hello, Dorothy. 522 00:34:55,707 --> 00:34:57,971 - Hey, you. - I miss you. Where are you? 523 00:34:58,076 --> 00:35:01,603 Um, outside of Santa Fe, New Mexico. 524 00:35:01,713 --> 00:35:03,271 "You"? Who is "you"? 525 00:35:03,381 --> 00:35:06,282 Stan, please. I'm with my family. 526 00:35:06,384 --> 00:35:08,477 Stan. 527 00:35:08,586 --> 00:35:11,077 - Study partner, my... - Daddy. 528 00:35:11,189 --> 00:35:13,623 What's that big building over there... right over there? 529 00:35:13,725 --> 00:35:15,625 That's a mall? 530 00:35:15,727 --> 00:35:18,127 It's more than a mall, sweetie. That's Outlet 800. 531 00:35:18,229 --> 00:35:20,629 It's over 800 top designers' wholesale outlets. 532 00:35:20,732 --> 00:35:22,859 I just read about it in my travel guide here. 533 00:35:22,967 --> 00:35:25,060 Daddy, can we stop and check it out? 534 00:35:25,203 --> 00:35:28,730 - Oh, no, sweetie. No, no, no. - Please? 535 00:35:28,873 --> 00:35:31,706 No can do. We could, uh, lose a whole afternoon... 536 00:35:31,810 --> 00:35:34,938 - in their state-of-the-art day spa theyjust built. - Day spa? 537 00:35:35,046 --> 00:35:37,708 But you know what? I got something better planned for us. 538 00:35:37,816 --> 00:35:40,683 We're gonna stop at Little Tanawanda Village. 539 00:35:40,785 --> 00:35:43,151 Nikki, you remember? That was your favorite place. 540 00:35:43,254 --> 00:35:45,814 - No, I don't. - She was two years old. 541 00:35:45,924 --> 00:35:48,290 And I didn't sign up for some old Indian village... 542 00:35:48,393 --> 00:35:50,884 or to see the world's largest ball of yarn. 543 00:35:50,995 --> 00:35:54,487 You said "family reunion. " That means straight to Caruthersville and straight back. 544 00:35:54,599 --> 00:35:57,124 "The I-10 by 10:00." 545 00:35:58,870 --> 00:36:01,964 Oh, yeah. That's funny. That's funny, Dorothy. 546 00:36:02,106 --> 00:36:04,870 You know what? This is important, okay? 547 00:36:04,976 --> 00:36:10,881 Now, I didn't tell you this before, but I'm one-eighth and 3/1 4ths Cherokee. 548 00:36:10,982 --> 00:36:13,212 All right. That's why I got the baby hair. 549 00:36:13,318 --> 00:36:15,377 - Sometimes I have to shave that. - Baby hair? 550 00:36:15,487 --> 00:36:18,479 - Where's this baby hair? - Come on. You know that get me started. 551 00:36:32,737 --> 00:36:35,399 Ah, man. I'm knocked out. 552 00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:37,440 Pardon me. Excuse me. 553 00:36:37,542 --> 00:36:40,375 Can you tell me where's Little Tanawanda? 554 00:36:40,478 --> 00:36:42,173 This is Little Tanawanda. 555 00:36:44,816 --> 00:36:47,410 - Dad, I'm hittin' the arcade. - Okay, son. 556 00:36:47,519 --> 00:36:49,953 You mean to tell me... 557 00:36:50,054 --> 00:36:53,114 That this is Little Tanawanda? 558 00:36:53,224 --> 00:36:55,988 - Yeah. - Okay. All right. 559 00:36:56,094 --> 00:36:58,289 My man. 560 00:36:58,396 --> 00:37:03,698 Why don't you just lead me to some... real, old-school Indians... 561 00:37:03,801 --> 00:37:06,998 that are, uh, still keepin' it real. 562 00:37:08,139 --> 00:37:10,334 Wait, uh, right here. 563 00:37:10,475 --> 00:37:13,000 I think I know someone who can show you, uh... 564 00:37:13,144 --> 00:37:17,274 - how to get to where the real Indians live. - Thank you. 565 00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:21,517 Hey, uh, Navarro, we got a big spender over here... 566 00:37:21,619 --> 00:37:24,281 who wants to know how to get to where the real Indians live. 567 00:37:24,389 --> 00:37:26,414 Daddy, can we go now? 568 00:37:26,524 --> 00:37:30,016 Just a second, babe. All right? I got a little something workin' right here. 569 00:37:39,103 --> 00:37:41,003 Daddy, can we go now? 570 00:37:41,105 --> 00:37:43,903 We're about to get some directions to a real Indian village. 571 00:37:44,008 --> 00:37:48,809 Daddy, I don't care about no little Indian village. All I wanna do... 572 00:37:48,913 --> 00:37:53,077 Ahh. Take our time and get those directions. 573 00:37:53,184 --> 00:37:55,152 How. 574 00:37:55,253 --> 00:37:57,983 - My name's Navarro. - Uh-huh. 575 00:37:58,089 --> 00:38:00,148 I hear you seek real Indian village. 576 00:38:00,258 --> 00:38:01,885 I think I can help you... 577 00:38:01,993 --> 00:38:04,223 and your daughter. 578 00:38:04,329 --> 00:38:06,297 We are here. 579 00:38:08,299 --> 00:38:09,926 Way at the top. 580 00:38:10,034 --> 00:38:11,899 If you follow Running Bear River south... 581 00:38:12,003 --> 00:38:14,733 as the sparrow flies... 582 00:38:14,872 --> 00:38:17,306 then take Walking Buffalo Road east... 583 00:38:17,408 --> 00:38:19,740 - a half moon to the crossing. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 584 00:38:19,844 --> 00:38:23,507 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's way too much energy there, Red Bull. 585 00:38:23,615 --> 00:38:25,515 All right? Bring it down. 586 00:38:25,617 --> 00:38:28,916 And then ride bareback 20 horse trots. 587 00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:32,751 I'm in a truck. All right? A Lincoln Navigator. 588 00:38:32,857 --> 00:38:36,623 Oh. Just take I-53 northeast. 589 00:38:36,728 --> 00:38:38,719 I'm gon' take that service road. 590 00:38:38,830 --> 00:38:40,730 - Beautiful. - What you say your name was again? 591 00:38:40,832 --> 00:38:42,993 - Navarro. - Oh, okay. I see. 592 00:38:43,101 --> 00:38:45,296 Okay. Um, in the land of my ancestors... 593 00:38:45,436 --> 00:38:48,337 some tribes may be, uh, reluctant to embrace you. 594 00:38:48,439 --> 00:38:51,806 Therefore, I strongly recommend you wear something that gives you authority. 595 00:38:51,909 --> 00:38:53,843 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 596 00:38:53,945 --> 00:38:55,936 - I remember wearing one of these. - Yeah. 597 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,048 That's right. I can make it rain. 598 00:38:58,149 --> 00:39:00,049 How about me giving you my number? 599 00:39:00,151 --> 00:39:01,618 Hi-how-are-ya! Hi-how-are-ya! 600 00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:03,653 I'm going to lunch. 601 00:39:03,755 --> 00:39:06,280 My number in case you get lost. 602 00:39:06,391 --> 00:39:08,291 - All right. - Hey, hey, hey. 603 00:39:08,393 --> 00:39:10,588 Back off my daughter, man... 604 00:39:10,695 --> 00:39:13,687 before you end up being called Little Broken Jaw. 605 00:39:13,798 --> 00:39:17,598 - Daddy, what are you doing? - Come here. What is your problem, huh? 606 00:39:17,702 --> 00:39:21,331 You know what? I am not a little girl anymore. Those days are way over. 607 00:39:21,472 --> 00:39:24,407 - I can handle myself. - You can what? 608 00:39:24,509 --> 00:39:27,967 You gonna get handled, you keep talking... I don't know who you think... 609 00:39:28,112 --> 00:39:31,445 You've been gone three months, and then you're gonna try and tell me what to do. 610 00:39:31,549 --> 00:39:33,540 - You live up the street, remember? - Gi... 611 00:39:33,651 --> 00:39:36,882 You're gonna need some allowance money. That's what you'll remember. 612 00:39:36,988 --> 00:39:38,649 Get in the car. 613 00:39:40,858 --> 00:39:43,691 And you... I... I'll fight an Indian. All right? 614 00:39:43,795 --> 00:39:45,820 I dance with wolves, okay? 615 00:39:52,503 --> 00:39:55,165 And as for you, little miss pocahontas... 616 00:39:55,306 --> 00:39:58,707 until we get to the reunion, your little fast tail is grounded. 617 00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:01,779 - You can't ground me in no car. - I can't ground you? Oh, really? 618 00:40:01,879 --> 00:40:03,779 How about no more TV? 619 00:40:03,881 --> 00:40:05,974 - So? I ain't watchin' no TV. - Mm-hmm. 620 00:40:06,084 --> 00:40:07,779 No more computer. 621 00:40:09,654 --> 00:40:11,645 - And no more cell phone. - Daddy. 622 00:40:12,757 --> 00:40:15,089 See? Just like home. 623 00:40:26,704 --> 00:40:30,105 You are now entering Colorado, the Centennial State. 624 00:40:34,145 --> 00:40:37,706 Look, Daddy. That lady needs a ride. 625 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,787 Kids, look. Remember, if I never taught you anything else... 626 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:47,790 never pick up strangers. 627 00:40:47,892 --> 00:40:50,793 She could have just as well been a serial killer. 628 00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:01,570 We are in the middle of nowhere. 629 00:41:01,706 --> 00:41:04,231 Tell me you're not about to pick up a hitchhiker. 630 00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:06,343 Baby, what would Jesus do? 631 00:41:10,114 --> 00:41:12,105 Thanks for picking me up... 632 00:41:12,216 --> 00:41:14,582 and, um, opening the door. 633 00:41:14,685 --> 00:41:16,880 No one does that no more. 634 00:41:16,988 --> 00:41:18,888 You must be a real man. 635 00:41:23,361 --> 00:41:27,058 Uh... I... I'm Nate Johnson, and, uh, that's Nikki. 636 00:41:27,165 --> 00:41:29,395 - Hi. - That's DJ. 637 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,730 - Hey. What's up? - And that's little Destiny. 638 00:41:32,937 --> 00:41:35,337 And, uh, this is Dorothy. 639 00:41:35,439 --> 00:41:37,407 She lives down the street. 640 00:41:37,508 --> 00:41:40,341 - Daddy. - Well, it's true. She does. 641 00:41:40,444 --> 00:41:43,038 - So, what's your name? - Chrishelle. 642 00:41:43,147 --> 00:41:45,411 Chrishelle Rene Boudreau. 643 00:41:45,516 --> 00:41:47,882 Boudreau. You hear that? 644 00:41:47,985 --> 00:41:51,011 - Don't we have some Boudreaus down in Shreveport? - No. 645 00:41:51,122 --> 00:41:54,182 You know, I thought you had that Johnson look. 646 00:41:54,292 --> 00:41:57,455 Well, if you're family, you should ride down to Caruthersville with us. 647 00:41:57,562 --> 00:41:59,120 It's our family reunion. 648 00:41:59,230 --> 00:42:01,824 DJ., you can't give out that information to strangers. 649 00:42:01,933 --> 00:42:04,561 Uh, no offense, Chrishelle. 650 00:42:04,669 --> 00:42:06,398 I understand. 651 00:42:06,537 --> 00:42:09,233 There are some crazy people out there. 652 00:42:10,441 --> 00:42:12,409 - Hey, Nikki. - Yes? 653 00:42:12,510 --> 00:42:15,445 - Take a picture of me and Chrishelle. - No, no, no. 654 00:42:15,546 --> 00:42:19,676 Uh, some people say if you're ever caught on film, you lose your soul. 655 00:42:28,526 --> 00:42:30,756 Are we there yet? I'm starvin'. 656 00:42:30,862 --> 00:42:34,559 No, Daddy, I'm about to pass out. 657 00:42:34,665 --> 00:42:38,897 Hold on, everyone. Heaven is just around the corner. 658 00:42:39,036 --> 00:42:40,628 Bun World. One mile. 659 00:42:42,006 --> 00:42:44,702 I want Chuck E. Cheese. 660 00:42:44,842 --> 00:42:46,833 Boy, what are you doing? 661 00:42:46,978 --> 00:42:50,311 Are your braids too tight? Put that down. You know we say grace. 662 00:42:50,414 --> 00:42:52,746 And since Chrishelle here is our guest... 663 00:42:52,850 --> 00:42:55,580 I'd like you to bless the food, if you don't mind. 664 00:42:57,021 --> 00:42:58,989 Sure. All right. 665 00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:01,888 Close your eyes. God is great, God is... 666 00:43:01,993 --> 00:43:04,018 Daddy, Sir Barks-A-Lot ran away. 667 00:43:04,128 --> 00:43:07,222 No, baby. No, he didn't. 668 00:43:07,331 --> 00:43:09,424 Come on. Sweetie. 669 00:43:09,533 --> 00:43:12,525 - Okay. All right. - I love you, Sir Barks-A-Lot. 670 00:43:12,670 --> 00:43:14,797 Have a seat back down. 671 00:43:14,939 --> 00:43:16,566 Honey, you got me. 672 00:43:16,707 --> 00:43:18,607 - Sorry, Daddy. - I'll get it. 673 00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:21,610 - No, you won't. - What? 674 00:43:21,712 --> 00:43:24,840 Uh, look, I'm gonna go to the restroom and, uh, get this off. 675 00:43:24,949 --> 00:43:26,849 Chrishelle, finish blessing the food. 676 00:43:28,886 --> 00:43:30,786 Can you cover for me? 677 00:43:30,888 --> 00:43:33,652 - Whoops. - Excuse me. I'm the one who called about the birthday cake. 678 00:43:33,758 --> 00:43:35,692 They're putting the finishing touches on it now. 679 00:43:35,793 --> 00:43:38,455 - Uh, where is your bathroom? - Just past the pool table. 680 00:43:41,465 --> 00:43:43,626 God is great, God is good. 681 00:43:43,734 --> 00:43:46,794 Let us thank him for our food. 682 00:43:46,938 --> 00:43:49,498 Friends of the night, please cover us. 683 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:53,167 Black as a pit. Deeper than the depths of the abyss. 684 00:43:53,311 --> 00:43:56,337 I call upon the power of darkness... 685 00:43:56,447 --> 00:44:00,076 to help me cast this unbreakable spell. 686 00:44:00,184 --> 00:44:02,744 Make us all as one. 687 00:44:02,853 --> 00:44:04,980 Chrishelle, Dorothy... 688 00:44:05,089 --> 00:44:08,752 Nikki, Destiny, Nate and his son. 689 00:44:08,859 --> 00:44:11,623 Amen. 690 00:44:13,664 --> 00:44:15,996 Okay. All righty. Here we go. 691 00:44:24,442 --> 00:44:26,342 Oh.! 692 00:44:26,444 --> 00:44:31,074 Hey, buddy, you okay in there? 'Cause it smell like the circus done came to town. 693 00:44:33,951 --> 00:44:37,546 Damn it. 694 00:44:37,655 --> 00:44:40,249 No toilet paper. 695 00:44:40,358 --> 00:44:42,326 Oh, well. 696 00:44:48,132 --> 00:44:50,396 Ahhh. Ah, my cake spatula. 697 00:44:51,802 --> 00:44:53,702 Almost forgot that. 698 00:44:53,838 --> 00:44:55,863 Hey, buddy. You know how to spell "Destiny"? 699 00:44:56,007 --> 00:44:58,976 Never mind. I'll figure it out. 700 00:44:59,076 --> 00:45:01,476 Enjoy your lunch. 701 00:45:07,318 --> 00:45:11,015 I know they say the Navigator is supposed to seat eight people comfortably... 702 00:45:11,122 --> 00:45:14,114 but I don't think they meant all in the front seat. 703 00:45:39,650 --> 00:45:43,177 Dorothy, okay, I've got us a couple of rooms here. 704 00:45:43,287 --> 00:45:45,482 One for the guys, one for the girls. 705 00:45:45,589 --> 00:45:47,386 - Looks like we're roommates. - Adjoining rooms. 706 00:45:47,491 --> 00:45:49,186 Uh, Nate, sweetie... 707 00:45:49,293 --> 00:45:54,026 why don't we give our guest a room for herself? 708 00:45:54,131 --> 00:45:57,191 You know how Destiny loves to snore the paint off the walls. 709 00:45:57,301 --> 00:45:59,895 And, um, you can sleep with me and the kids. 710 00:46:00,004 --> 00:46:03,735 Oh, yeah. That's funny. Maybe, uh, we can just meet in the hot tub again. 711 00:46:03,874 --> 00:46:06,843 Uh, I don't mind sharin'. Snoring doesn't bother me none. 712 00:46:06,977 --> 00:46:08,877 See? Right there. Chrishelle doesn't mind. 713 00:46:08,979 --> 00:46:12,745 No, Nate. I insist you sleep with me. 714 00:46:12,850 --> 00:46:16,809 Okay, all right. The begging is not becoming of you. 715 00:46:17,955 --> 00:46:20,617 Good night. 716 00:46:20,724 --> 00:46:22,919 I'll see y'all tomorrow. 717 00:46:27,264 --> 00:46:29,323 I'll see you in a minute. 718 00:46:29,433 --> 00:46:31,765 - What is goin' on? - Slackin' on your pimpin', Dad. 719 00:46:32,803 --> 00:46:35,067 You need to ditch her. 720 00:46:35,172 --> 00:46:38,369 Let me see those toes. Are they nice and clean? Yeah? 721 00:46:38,509 --> 00:46:40,568 - Yeah, Mom. - "Yeah, Mom. " 722 00:46:48,819 --> 00:46:51,117 - St... Stop playin'. - Will you stop? 723 00:46:54,859 --> 00:46:57,123 - Go back. - Stop hogging the TV. 724 00:46:57,228 --> 00:46:59,492 Well, why don't you go talk on your cell phone? 725 00:46:59,597 --> 00:47:02,395 Oh. Oh. I forgot. You grounded. 726 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:05,230 - I can't stand your ugly butt. - Capital "G." Oh! 727 00:47:05,336 --> 00:47:07,497 - Why you do that? - I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad. 728 00:47:07,605 --> 00:47:10,335 - All right. Enough. - See? 729 00:47:10,474 --> 00:47:13,705 I guess I found the only Chuck E. Cheese in the whole state. 730 00:47:13,844 --> 00:47:15,937 - Okay. Look. - I'm the oldest. I'm the oldest. 731 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,049 Settle down. No one eats until your sister eats. It's her birthday. 732 00:47:19,183 --> 00:47:21,947 - Daddy. - Okay. 733 00:47:22,052 --> 00:47:24,748 All right. Here we go. 734 00:47:26,023 --> 00:47:28,457 I hope she enjoys this. 735 00:47:28,559 --> 00:47:31,756 Destiny, Daddy's got a surprise for you. 736 00:47:55,219 --> 00:47:58,950 - Hit it. 737 00:47:59,056 --> 00:48:02,423 Ah, you got it. 738 00:48:20,377 --> 00:48:23,972 Nate, stop it. Stay on your side of the bed. 739 00:48:27,451 --> 00:48:29,749 Nate, I'm serious now. 740 00:48:31,422 --> 00:48:33,083 Hey, it's not me. 741 00:48:37,895 --> 00:48:39,920 Stop hogging all the covers. 742 00:48:40,030 --> 00:48:42,191 All right. All right, all right. 743 00:49:08,359 --> 00:49:10,259 Aaah! 744 00:49:10,361 --> 00:49:12,022 What? 745 00:49:13,631 --> 00:49:16,191 Get out.! Get out, get out.! 746 00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:17,665 Get up! 747 00:49:23,941 --> 00:49:26,501 I'm gonna do somethin'. I'm gonna do somethin'. 748 00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:31,411 Use my shoe. 749 00:49:31,515 --> 00:49:33,676 All right, I got it. I got it. 750 00:49:33,784 --> 00:49:35,513 Yeah, the shoe! The shoe! 751 00:49:41,592 --> 00:49:43,560 Aaah! 752 00:49:45,029 --> 00:49:47,589 - Daddy. - Get back. 753 00:49:47,698 --> 00:49:49,928 - Get out there, Dad. - Hit it hard! 754 00:49:50,034 --> 00:49:52,059 - Get the alligator! Kill him! - Get him, Dad. 755 00:49:52,169 --> 00:49:55,002 I know what I'm doing. I got what I'm doing. 756 00:49:55,105 --> 00:49:57,164 - I don't know what I'm doing. - Be careful. 757 00:49:57,308 --> 00:49:59,105 Daddy, you're struggling. 758 00:49:59,243 --> 00:50:01,711 Daddy, you're struggling. Hey. Hey, Daddy, I'm comin; 759 00:50:01,812 --> 00:50:03,370 - I'm gon' help you right now. - D.J. 760 00:50:03,514 --> 00:50:05,243 DJ...! 761 00:50:05,349 --> 00:50:07,340 Don't go in there! 762 00:50:10,487 --> 00:50:12,648 Oh! Get him, Dad. 763 00:50:12,756 --> 00:50:14,656 I got him. 764 00:50:14,758 --> 00:50:18,091 Get him, Dad. 765 00:50:20,230 --> 00:50:22,221 Get him, Dad. 766 00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:24,062 Oh! 767 00:50:24,168 --> 00:50:26,136 - Hold up. - I got him. I got him. 768 00:50:26,236 --> 00:50:29,069 You can't drown no alligator. They live in water. 769 00:50:29,173 --> 00:50:31,266 - That's they habitat. - I'm gonna flush him. 770 00:50:31,408 --> 00:50:33,467 That's right, Dad. Flush him. Flush him. 771 00:50:33,610 --> 00:50:36,170 Twinkie? Twinkie. 772 00:50:36,313 --> 00:50:38,406 - Twinkie? - It's not bath night. 773 00:50:38,549 --> 00:50:42,144 - What... You know this thing? - Oh, come to Mom. 774 00:50:42,252 --> 00:50:44,618 Oh, Twinkie wouldn't hurt a fly. 775 00:50:44,722 --> 00:50:46,883 - Let's go. - No. I know, I know. 776 00:50:48,726 --> 00:50:51,388 Shh. Dorothy, your shoes makin'too much noise. 777 00:50:51,495 --> 00:50:54,692 - Take those off. D.J., pick up your sister. - I got her. 778 00:50:59,002 --> 00:51:02,631 You are now entering Kansas, the Sunflower State. 779 00:51:16,286 --> 00:51:19,050 Yo, Dad, can we pull over? 780 00:51:19,156 --> 00:51:24,116 No, son. We can't stop. I can already smell my mama's cookin'. 781 00:51:24,228 --> 00:51:27,163 But I really need to go. It'll only take a sec. 782 00:51:27,264 --> 00:51:30,495 D.J., we just stopped in WaKeeney. 783 00:51:30,601 --> 00:51:33,798 Now, I warned you about drinking all those pepsis so close together. 784 00:51:33,904 --> 00:51:36,964 You're just gonna have to learn a lesson. 785 00:51:37,074 --> 00:51:39,065 Think of something dry, like... 786 00:51:40,110 --> 00:51:42,078 Mama's meat loaf. 787 00:51:42,179 --> 00:51:44,943 - Come on, Dad. - We are not stoppin'. 788 00:52:09,173 --> 00:52:11,141 Oh! 789 00:52:35,566 --> 00:52:37,534 You know, son... 790 00:52:37,634 --> 00:52:40,262 the only reason I'm hard on you is... 791 00:52:40,370 --> 00:52:43,362 well, because one day you'll wear the pants in your own family. 792 00:52:43,474 --> 00:52:46,272 People will depend on you. 793 00:52:46,410 --> 00:52:48,435 Now, how can they do that... 794 00:52:48,579 --> 00:52:51,104 if your pants are hanging all off your behind? 795 00:52:51,248 --> 00:52:54,684 Have you thought about what you're gonna do if this rap thing doesn't work out? 796 00:52:54,785 --> 00:52:59,017 Well, I was thinking about law school... 797 00:52:59,122 --> 00:53:01,716 or medical school. 798 00:53:01,825 --> 00:53:04,851 But then Mom said she'll help me incorporate. 799 00:53:04,962 --> 00:53:07,362 So, I was thinking about... 800 00:53:07,464 --> 00:53:09,955 coming out with my own line of hip-hop pajamas. 801 00:53:10,067 --> 00:53:13,230 - Pajamas? - Yeah. You know how puffy has Sean John... 802 00:53:13,337 --> 00:53:15,237 and then Jigga has Rocawear? 803 00:53:15,339 --> 00:53:16,897 - Oh, my goodness. - Check this out. 804 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:20,100 D.J.'s p. J.'s. Baggy always. 805 00:53:20,244 --> 00:53:22,144 Baggy. 806 00:53:22,246 --> 00:53:25,977 I told your mother not to stand by the microwave when she was pregnant with you. 807 00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:37,526 Wait a minute. What the hell? 808 00:53:37,628 --> 00:53:39,596 Wait a minute. 809 00:53:40,631 --> 00:53:42,599 Stan? 810 00:53:42,699 --> 00:53:44,599 Stan. Yeah, right. 811 00:53:47,538 --> 00:53:49,335 There you go, Stanley. 812 00:53:59,683 --> 00:54:01,674 Yeah. 813 00:54:04,154 --> 00:54:06,349 Man, where's my... 814 00:54:06,456 --> 00:54:09,289 Ah. Let me get a little swallow. 815 00:54:09,393 --> 00:54:12,157 No. No, no. No. Dad, don't drink that. 816 00:54:12,930 --> 00:54:14,830 Nah. Dad. 817 00:54:14,932 --> 00:54:17,264 - Dad. Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. - What the... 818 00:54:22,606 --> 00:54:26,440 Uh-oh. I wouldn't have done that if I were you. 819 00:54:28,912 --> 00:54:31,745 Boy, look, I've been driving since before you were born, okay? 820 00:54:31,848 --> 00:54:34,316 - But you hit a cop. - I didn't hit a cop. 821 00:54:34,418 --> 00:54:36,909 Oh, I hit a cop. 822 00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:39,716 - Aaah! - Dad, we off the road.! 823 00:54:39,823 --> 00:54:41,654 - What? - Whoa. 824 00:54:41,758 --> 00:54:43,350 - Nate, stop! - Whoa! 825 00:54:44,628 --> 00:54:46,823 Hey, Dad, what are you doing? 826 00:54:46,930 --> 00:54:49,057 Aaah! 827 00:54:50,434 --> 00:54:51,401 Oh, my... 828 00:54:51,501 --> 00:54:53,833 Oh! No! 829 00:54:53,937 --> 00:54:56,269 No, no, no, no. Come on, man. 830 00:54:56,373 --> 00:54:59,001 - No. Come on. I gotta take this car back. - Man. 831 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,408 No. Come on, man. 832 00:55:13,290 --> 00:55:15,588 This'll cost me a fortune. This is ridiculous. 833 00:55:15,692 --> 00:55:17,887 Oh, now the cops. 834 00:55:17,995 --> 00:55:20,020 Biblio... Biblio... Biblioteca. 835 00:55:20,130 --> 00:55:22,360 Oh. 836 00:55:22,466 --> 00:55:24,934 Look. We'll be out of this thing in 60 seconds. 837 00:55:27,504 --> 00:55:29,563 Hey, hey, Officer. What's goin' on? 838 00:55:29,673 --> 00:55:32,039 CHips. L... I like that show. 839 00:55:32,175 --> 00:55:35,440 You kinda like a chocolate CHip. You know what I'm say... CHip ahoy. 840 00:55:35,545 --> 00:55:37,945 - Is everything okay? - What's up, brother? I can see... 841 00:55:38,048 --> 00:55:41,040 it's a little hot out here and you got... 842 00:55:41,184 --> 00:55:44,711 Look, man, I'm just tryin' to take my family down to the reunion. 843 00:55:44,821 --> 00:55:48,052 You know what I'm saying? So, can you hook a brother up, brother? 844 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,555 Under arrest? All of us? 845 00:55:52,663 --> 00:55:54,927 - For what, man? - Like you don't know. 846 00:55:55,032 --> 00:55:57,432 You got those rapper rims wrapped around your tires... 847 00:55:57,534 --> 00:56:00,560 like you had your lips wrapped around this here reefer pipe. 848 00:56:00,671 --> 00:56:02,696 You should be ashamed of yourself... 849 00:56:02,806 --> 00:56:06,537 using that poor little girl like a pack mule. 850 00:56:06,677 --> 00:56:08,645 If we were two counties south... 851 00:56:08,745 --> 00:56:10,645 you would be in the chair. 852 00:56:10,747 --> 00:56:12,772 Oh, yeah? Yeah, and I'll sue. I'll sue. 853 00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:15,316 - As a matter of fact, open the gate. - Nate, come on. 854 00:56:15,419 --> 00:56:18,718 No. Dorothy, let me tell... Open up. Ain't nothin' but space and opportunity. 855 00:56:18,822 --> 00:56:20,915 That's right. Look at big, old... 856 00:56:21,024 --> 00:56:24,460 So, what's that gonna be? What you gonna do with that? I mean... 857 00:56:24,561 --> 00:56:26,495 Daddy! 858 00:56:28,665 --> 00:56:30,633 Mama. 859 00:56:32,769 --> 00:56:35,033 Oh. 860 00:56:35,138 --> 00:56:38,437 Hey. Hey, brother. L... I mean, Officer. 861 00:56:38,575 --> 00:56:41,043 Hey, I apologize. 862 00:56:41,144 --> 00:56:44,341 - So, can we all go now? - Tell it to the judge on Monday. 863 00:56:44,448 --> 00:56:48,544 Monday? Man, I gotta be in Caruthersville by tomorrow. 864 00:56:50,721 --> 00:56:52,814 I don't care where the hell you gotta be. 865 00:56:52,923 --> 00:56:54,857 You stay in here, and you shut up. 866 00:56:54,958 --> 00:56:57,188 I have an audit tomorrow. 867 00:56:57,294 --> 00:57:00,957 Destiny. Muffins. 868 00:57:01,064 --> 00:57:05,262 - Tell your mother for me... - You told me not to talk to drug dealers. 869 00:57:05,368 --> 00:57:08,394 - What is goin' on? - I said shut it! 870 00:57:08,505 --> 00:57:10,735 Uh, excuse me, Sheriff. 871 00:57:10,874 --> 00:57:14,002 If you use the 1040 long form... 872 00:57:14,144 --> 00:57:16,669 you can write off more than just those doughnuts. 873 00:57:16,813 --> 00:57:19,782 What else can I write off? 874 00:57:28,325 --> 00:57:31,226 - Ma's a saint, huh? - Yeah, she nice. 875 00:57:31,328 --> 00:57:34,195 She all right. 876 00:57:34,297 --> 00:57:37,232 Still gonna go to Harold's Waffles and Check Cashing... 877 00:57:37,334 --> 00:57:39,302 to get my taxes done. 878 00:57:41,404 --> 00:57:44,840 See, Officer, your biggest problem was not enough pretax write-offs. 879 00:57:44,975 --> 00:57:47,466 - That's all. - Oh. 880 00:57:47,611 --> 00:57:50,136 Well, um, thank you, pretty lady. 881 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:53,044 Um, uh, what can I do for you? 882 00:57:53,150 --> 00:57:55,118 How about the keys? 883 00:58:06,129 --> 00:58:09,098 Nate. The reunion's tomorrow. 884 00:58:09,199 --> 00:58:12,862 We're out of cash. We... We look a mess. 885 00:58:12,969 --> 00:58:14,994 Let's just pull over and get ourselves together. 886 00:58:15,105 --> 00:58:17,573 Oh, no. No, no. Dorothy, no. 887 00:58:17,707 --> 00:58:19,902 Nothing is gonna stop me from getting that trophy. 888 00:58:20,043 --> 00:58:22,511 And with no food stops, no bathroom breaks... 889 00:58:22,612 --> 00:58:24,580 anybody that's tired can sleep in the car. 890 00:58:24,681 --> 00:58:26,672 Nate, no. Nate! 891 00:58:26,817 --> 00:58:28,614 Look at our kids. 892 00:58:33,623 --> 00:58:35,989 - Okay. - Okay. 893 00:58:36,092 --> 00:58:38,185 All right. I hear you. 894 00:58:38,295 --> 00:58:40,195 We'll pull over. 895 00:58:40,297 --> 00:58:41,559 Thank you. 896 00:58:55,512 --> 00:58:57,605 Oh. No way. 897 00:58:58,882 --> 00:59:01,612 Uh-uh. Nope. That's it. 898 00:59:01,718 --> 00:59:03,845 Hold on. We're goin'. 899 00:59:07,490 --> 00:59:11,859 Fine, Nate. You can drag us to this family reunion if you want to. 900 00:59:11,962 --> 00:59:16,058 But don't expect me to pretend like everything's perfect just to impress your mama. 901 00:59:16,166 --> 00:59:18,225 What? What do you mean by that? 902 00:59:18,335 --> 00:59:20,963 I mean, if she asks me how we're doing, I'm gon' tell her. 903 00:59:21,071 --> 00:59:23,972 - No, you not! No! No, Dorothy, no. - Mm-hmm! 904 00:59:24,107 --> 00:59:27,008 That woman has been against our marriage from the very beginning. 905 00:59:27,110 --> 00:59:29,010 I don't care how hard you try. 906 00:59:29,112 --> 00:59:32,843 - You will not give her the satisfaction of being right! - Heh. Watch me. 907 00:59:47,230 --> 00:59:50,131 Nate, how long has that warning light been on? 908 00:59:50,233 --> 00:59:52,793 Don't worry. We're not gonna run out of gas. 909 00:59:52,903 --> 00:59:54,871 Trust me. 910 01:00:02,145 --> 01:00:04,613 - Oh, shoot. - Oh, you gotta be kidding. 911 01:00:04,748 --> 01:00:06,648 Ahh. 912 01:00:09,352 --> 01:00:11,320 Come on! 913 01:00:14,591 --> 01:00:16,491 Come on. Come on. 914 01:00:16,593 --> 01:00:18,493 All right, c... 915 01:00:20,597 --> 01:00:22,895 Okay. All right. Look, don't panic. 916 01:00:22,999 --> 01:00:25,399 We can still make it to the reunion. 917 01:00:25,502 --> 01:00:27,970 All right, I'll just make a call. 918 01:00:28,071 --> 01:00:30,972 Oh, come on. I forgot to recharge the batteries. 919 01:00:31,074 --> 01:00:33,668 Oh, you gotta be kidding. 920 01:00:33,810 --> 01:00:38,406 Oh, look. Looks like there's a phone a couple miles up the road. 921 01:00:38,548 --> 01:00:40,982 - A couple miles? - I'll be right back. 922 01:00:41,084 --> 01:00:43,484 - You're not gonna... - I'll be right back. 923 01:00:43,586 --> 01:00:45,486 Nate! 924 01:00:50,193 --> 01:00:52,093 Oh, man. 925 01:00:52,195 --> 01:00:54,095 I should run a little bit. 926 01:00:54,197 --> 01:00:56,097 Okay. 927 01:00:56,199 --> 01:00:58,167 That's enough of that. 928 01:01:05,842 --> 01:01:08,106 Wait. What's up? What's up? 929 01:01:11,281 --> 01:01:14,409 All right, let's see. 930 01:01:14,517 --> 01:01:18,783 All right, let's just find a phone, call Uncle Earl. 931 01:01:18,888 --> 01:01:22,449 It'll be simple. Be outta this thing. 932 01:01:22,559 --> 01:01:24,527 Aw, shoot. 933 01:01:26,596 --> 01:01:30,999 Oh, man.! Come on.! The corn? 934 01:01:32,435 --> 01:01:34,903 I ain't goin' in no corn. Nope. 935 01:01:41,611 --> 01:01:44,637 Yaah! Aah! Aah! 936 01:01:44,781 --> 01:01:48,342 This... This, uh... 937 01:01:56,693 --> 01:01:59,161 Oh, come on, man! 938 01:01:59,262 --> 01:02:01,992 Who would put a phone up on a pole? Aww.! 939 01:02:02,098 --> 01:02:05,795 Here we go. Right hand, left foot. Left foot, right hand. 940 01:02:05,902 --> 01:02:07,836 Just like Twister. 941 01:02:07,937 --> 01:02:10,906 Don't look down. Don't look down. 942 01:02:11,975 --> 01:02:14,876 Okay. All right. All right. 943 01:02:18,848 --> 01:02:21,476 Hello? Operator. 944 01:02:21,584 --> 01:02:24,246 I need Earl Johnson. 945 01:02:24,354 --> 01:02:26,288 Could you get me Earl Johnson? 946 01:02:26,389 --> 01:02:29,381 Uncle Earl! This is Nate! Yeah, right, right. Glorietta's boy. 947 01:02:29,492 --> 01:02:32,689 We ran out of gas on Route 12. Can you come get us? 948 01:03:05,295 --> 01:03:08,560 Looks like y'all seen a ghost. 949 01:03:08,665 --> 01:03:12,328 It's just you, Uncle Earl. 950 01:03:12,435 --> 01:03:15,370 Yeah, it's just me. Who you thought it was gonna be? Bobby Brown? 951 01:03:15,472 --> 01:03:19,806 That the older girl back there? Girl, you as pretty as new carpet! Look at her! 952 01:03:19,943 --> 01:03:21,843 Where you stayin'? 953 01:03:21,945 --> 01:03:23,845 Well, we're on our way to the... 954 01:03:23,947 --> 01:03:25,847 - Y'all gon' go down to the house? - Yeah. 955 01:03:25,949 --> 01:03:29,851 I got room for ya. Yeah, girl, I got double-wide bunk beds. 956 01:03:29,953 --> 01:03:32,854 Yeah, you come up there, I'll sleep on top, you be on the bottom. 957 01:03:32,956 --> 01:03:35,857 Either way. You be on bottom, I be on top. I take it any way I can get it! 958 01:03:35,959 --> 01:03:38,860 I'll take it any way I can get it! 959 01:03:38,962 --> 01:03:42,693 - I said I'll take it any way I can get it! - I heard you. 960 01:03:42,866 --> 01:03:45,858 Get that hood off. First thing I gotta do. 961 01:03:45,969 --> 01:03:47,630 Boy, give me the jackhammer. 962 01:03:47,737 --> 01:03:49,932 - All right. - Mm-hmm. 963 01:03:55,778 --> 01:03:58,303 - Here you are. - Set it down there. 964 01:03:59,883 --> 01:04:03,944 - Whoa! - Here we go! Here we go! That's right! 965 01:04:04,053 --> 01:04:06,453 Here we go! There it is! 966 01:04:06,556 --> 01:04:09,616 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Watch our headlights! 967 01:04:09,726 --> 01:04:11,921 Looks like y'all ain't gon' need these fog lights. 968 01:04:12,028 --> 01:04:14,121 I think we just need some gas. 969 01:04:14,230 --> 01:04:16,130 Gas? Heh! 970 01:04:16,232 --> 01:04:19,633 You want gas, you try some of Glorietta's pinto beans. 971 01:04:19,736 --> 01:04:22,136 Don't worry. I'll work out a plan. 972 01:04:22,238 --> 01:04:25,071 Fourteen, 15 years, I know a little somethin' 'bout a car, okay? 973 01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:29,235 You just... You keep them little sweet legs on the inside and don't get hurt. 974 01:04:29,379 --> 01:04:32,280 Sitting there lookin' hot butter. Hot butter yellow! 975 01:04:32,382 --> 01:04:34,475 Girl is lookin' good.! 976 01:04:34,584 --> 01:04:36,848 Here, boy. 977 01:04:38,888 --> 01:04:42,790 Look like I'm gon' use my heavy artillery. Lemme get the tweezers. 978 01:04:42,892 --> 01:04:47,261 These my eyelash curlers. Yeah, that's more delicate. That's more delicate. 979 01:04:47,363 --> 01:04:50,127 Uh, all right. 980 01:04:50,233 --> 01:04:52,098 No, no, no, no, no. 981 01:04:55,538 --> 01:04:57,301 - Ahh. - You need this? 982 01:04:57,407 --> 01:04:59,307 Okay, hold on to that. 983 01:04:59,442 --> 01:05:01,410 Oh, God. You're killin' me, Unc. 984 01:05:01,544 --> 01:05:03,535 Yo, Unc, come on. Come on. 985 01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:07,707 Now hold this and lean that... lean that over there for me. 986 01:05:07,850 --> 01:05:10,717 Now hand me the duct tape. 987 01:05:10,820 --> 01:05:13,482 What? 988 01:05:15,091 --> 01:05:17,992 Oh! 989 01:05:20,797 --> 01:05:23,265 Yeah, these are trusty-dusties. 990 01:05:23,366 --> 01:05:25,266 Always use them. 991 01:05:25,368 --> 01:05:28,360 Yeah, one of the best things you can use is a curling iron. 992 01:05:28,471 --> 01:05:30,371 So, you fixed it, Earl? 993 01:05:30,473 --> 01:05:32,304 Uh-oh. 994 01:05:33,610 --> 01:05:35,635 There's two answers to that one... 995 01:05:35,778 --> 01:05:37,678 No and not yet. 996 01:05:37,780 --> 01:05:41,807 What I realize is... It's a funny thing. Y'all ain't got no gas.! 997 01:05:41,918 --> 01:05:45,183 - That's what I told you. - All this time, you didn't have no gas! 998 01:05:45,288 --> 01:05:47,688 But I'll get this thing runnin'. 999 01:05:47,790 --> 01:05:50,987 It'll run on lawn mower fluid. Put lawn mower fluid in there. 1000 01:05:51,094 --> 01:05:53,995 You won't go as fast. You'll go about 16 miles an hour. 1001 01:05:54,097 --> 01:05:56,998 So I'd always say stay in the slow lane. 1002 01:05:57,100 --> 01:05:59,000 It's gon' take you about, oh... 1003 01:05:59,102 --> 01:06:01,935 gon' take about 16, 17 days to get back to California. 1004 01:06:02,038 --> 01:06:04,768 - What? - But y'all a family. Y'all'll have a good time. 1005 01:06:04,907 --> 01:06:09,742 I know exactly what to do to have this car back up on its feet and rollin'. 1006 01:06:29,799 --> 01:06:32,063 Baby, how you doin'? 1007 01:06:35,972 --> 01:06:37,872 There you go. 1008 01:06:38,007 --> 01:06:40,271 Thank you. 1009 01:06:40,410 --> 01:06:42,878 Just what you think you doin'? 1010 01:06:43,012 --> 01:06:45,412 Stickin' your fingers in my food. 1011 01:06:45,515 --> 01:06:47,813 Hey, Uncle Earl.! Park around back.! 1012 01:06:47,917 --> 01:06:50,317 I don't want nobody messin' with my truck! 1013 01:06:52,689 --> 01:06:54,384 All right. I hear you, nephew. 1014 01:07:00,196 --> 01:07:04,997 Hey, everybody.! Look who I found on the side of the road.! It's Nate and them.! 1015 01:07:05,101 --> 01:07:09,197 Just let us out right here. This is good, right here. 1016 01:07:11,307 --> 01:07:14,333 - Nathaniel! Come on. I'm gon' have to spank your butt. - Oh, it's Uncle Nate. 1017 01:07:14,477 --> 01:07:17,037 Oh, Lord have mercy. 1018 01:07:19,415 --> 01:07:21,315 Girl, you look good. 1019 01:07:21,417 --> 01:07:24,409 If you don't look like hot sauce on a pork rind, I tell ya... 1020 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:28,388 - Come on, give Earl some of that. - Oh! Uh... Uh... 1021 01:07:28,491 --> 01:07:30,925 You is a hot-buttered red bone... Look at you, girl.! 1022 01:07:31,027 --> 01:07:34,394 - You look delicious, like a perfect piece of fried chicken. - Uncle Earl! 1023 01:07:34,497 --> 01:07:37,625 Uncle Earl.! Come on, man. That's my wife. 1024 01:07:37,734 --> 01:07:40,464 - Come on, baby. - Stop bein' a player-hater. 1025 01:07:40,570 --> 01:07:44,097 - Can you do something with the truck? - I'm gon' take care of that. 1026 01:07:44,207 --> 01:07:46,107 Don't you worry about it. 1027 01:07:46,242 --> 01:07:50,941 I'll take the carburetor off there, put it back on, take the concrete off there. 1028 01:07:51,047 --> 01:07:55,347 That'll be about $25-35. But just bring me back a six-pack of beer, that's all. 1029 01:07:55,451 --> 01:07:58,682 Look, there's the hill where the tree was I told you I fell out of. 1030 01:07:58,788 --> 01:08:01,222 - And there's the lake I used to fish... - Hey, second-born! 1031 01:08:01,324 --> 01:08:04,054 Junior Mint.! 1032 01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:06,560 Mama's little mistake down at the lake. 1033 01:08:06,662 --> 01:08:08,823 - How y'all doin'? - Hey, Mack. 1034 01:08:08,931 --> 01:08:12,799 - Hey, Dorothy. I don't know how you do it. - Mack, how you doin'? 1035 01:08:12,902 --> 01:08:15,803 Hey, look, Mama up here at the table. Y'all come on. 1036 01:08:15,905 --> 01:08:17,873 Ooh-wee! 1037 01:08:19,108 --> 01:08:22,043 Hey, Mama! 1038 01:08:22,145 --> 01:08:24,375 - Grandma! - And there's the birthday girl! 1039 01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:26,380 Oh, look at you guys! 1040 01:08:26,482 --> 01:08:29,713 My God! You're gettin' so big! Look at you! 1041 01:08:29,819 --> 01:08:34,119 Dorothy, I can't believe we finally got you down here. 1042 01:08:34,223 --> 01:08:37,124 I guess that means you two are still together. 1043 01:08:37,226 --> 01:08:39,387 Well, Glorietta, the truth is that... 1044 01:08:39,495 --> 01:08:42,555 - I can't believe you two made it this far. - What you talkin' 'bout, Mama? 1045 01:08:42,665 --> 01:08:46,192 - The trip's less than 2,000 miles. - I'm not talkin' about miles. 1046 01:08:46,302 --> 01:08:48,202 Talkin' 'bout years. 1047 01:08:48,304 --> 01:08:50,568 Anyway, what were you gonna say? 1048 01:08:50,673 --> 01:08:53,141 What I was gonna say is... 1049 01:08:53,242 --> 01:08:57,645 Nate and I are going to renew our wedding vows on Valentine's Day... 1050 01:08:57,747 --> 01:09:00,648 and we would sure love for you to join us. 1051 01:09:01,884 --> 01:09:04,853 Mmm. 1052 01:09:04,954 --> 01:09:06,854 Come on, child. 1053 01:09:06,956 --> 01:09:09,356 Food's on the table. Family's waitin' for you. 1054 01:09:09,459 --> 01:09:12,360 Both my boys here. This is better than Christmas.! 1055 01:09:12,462 --> 01:09:15,363 Even better than that Christmas I got you that new car, Mama? 1056 01:09:15,465 --> 01:09:17,558 Mack, you know this ain't no competition. 1057 01:09:17,667 --> 01:09:20,158 We gon' let Mack and Nate pray. 1058 01:09:20,269 --> 01:09:24,296 See which one of'em was payin' more attention in Sunday school. 1059 01:09:24,407 --> 01:09:27,672 Well, I guess since I'm the oldest, I go first. 1060 01:09:27,810 --> 01:09:29,710 Fine. 1061 01:09:29,812 --> 01:09:33,509 All right, everyone, bow your heads... 1062 01:09:33,616 --> 01:09:35,709 and close your ears. 1063 01:09:35,818 --> 01:09:37,718 Your eyes. 1064 01:09:37,820 --> 01:09:40,516 Everybody close your eyes. 1065 01:09:43,025 --> 01:09:45,585 Gracious God, I come to you... 1066 01:09:45,695 --> 01:09:47,595 as humbly as I know how... 1067 01:09:47,697 --> 01:09:49,289 Yes, Lord. 1068 01:09:49,398 --> 01:09:51,457 Praising you and giving you thanks... 1069 01:09:51,567 --> 01:09:54,297 for bringing us together yet another year... 1070 01:09:54,403 --> 01:09:58,066 helping us come together to help celebrate... 1071 01:09:58,207 --> 01:10:00,835 my victory... 1072 01:10:00,977 --> 01:10:03,912 and Nate's agony of defeat. 1073 01:10:04,013 --> 01:10:05,412 Let us eat. 1074 01:10:05,515 --> 01:10:08,951 Father, Lord, we thank you... 1075 01:10:09,051 --> 01:10:12,851 for allowing us to come together and share with one another. 1076 01:10:12,955 --> 01:10:16,914 Father, we know that you created the birds that fly... 1077 01:10:17,026 --> 01:10:21,122 and gave the dogs a voice to bark. 1078 01:10:21,230 --> 01:10:23,460 But you wouldn't have had to create the sun... 1079 01:10:23,566 --> 01:10:27,696 if you knew Mack was gonna be sittin' over there in that bright yellow shirt... 1080 01:10:27,803 --> 01:10:30,704 lookin'sunny-side up like a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.! 1081 01:10:30,806 --> 01:10:33,366 - Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord! - Mm-mmm-mmm. 1082 01:10:33,509 --> 01:10:36,034 We, Father God, also realize... 1083 01:10:36,178 --> 01:10:40,342 that you are the creator of earth and heaven... 1084 01:10:40,449 --> 01:10:43,748 moon and the stars. 1085 01:10:43,853 --> 01:10:45,753 That's how I know... 1086 01:10:45,855 --> 01:10:48,756 ain't no way you had nothin' to do... 1087 01:10:48,858 --> 01:10:52,851 with creatin' that tacky, gangsta-lookin', wheel-spinnin'S.U. V... 1088 01:10:52,962 --> 01:10:55,988 that Uncle Earl had to drag up in here. 1089 01:10:56,098 --> 01:11:00,501 Hold on, Father! Hold up! Wait a minute! 1090 01:11:00,603 --> 01:11:03,436 What about the time you put pepto-Bismol in the Kool-Aid... 1091 01:11:03,539 --> 01:11:05,871 and everybody had diarrhea for the summer? 1092 01:11:06,008 --> 01:11:08,704 - Don't let me have to mention that to Mama! - Hold on.! 1093 01:11:08,844 --> 01:11:12,245 What about the time you burned down all the bushes 'round the house... 1094 01:11:12,348 --> 01:11:15,215 'cause you got tired of goin'outside, gettin'your own switch... 1095 01:11:15,318 --> 01:11:19,379 Ohhh, Father! 1096 01:11:21,657 --> 01:11:24,558 Need I have to remind Mack while Mama's standin' here... 1097 01:11:24,660 --> 01:11:27,993 that he the one that had Nanette Green in the back room... 1098 01:11:28,097 --> 01:11:30,998 and was doin' the nasty on Mama's good quilt... 1099 01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:34,001 and that's why she couldn't get them stains off of it? 1100 01:11:34,103 --> 01:11:36,901 In Jesus' name! Let's eat. 1101 01:11:37,006 --> 01:11:39,099 - But, Mama... B-But, Mama, look... - Uh-uh.! 1102 01:11:39,241 --> 01:11:41,869 Y'all just got through prayin'. Don't make me cuss up in here. 1103 01:11:42,011 --> 01:11:44,605 - Remember there was a lamp... - Aah! I got all the stories. 1104 01:11:44,747 --> 01:11:46,647 That's great. 1105 01:11:46,749 --> 01:11:49,650 Let's go down here and visit with Nate's family. 1106 01:11:49,752 --> 01:11:52,050 Drove all the way here from California. 1107 01:11:52,154 --> 01:11:55,055 Last time they was here little Destiny was two years old. 1108 01:11:55,157 --> 01:11:57,421 Hey, Nate. How you doin', kids? 1109 01:11:57,526 --> 01:12:00,324 Hey, how's it goin'? 1110 01:12:00,429 --> 01:12:03,227 Kinfolk.! 1111 01:12:05,334 --> 01:12:07,734 I'll be over there in a minute. 1112 01:12:07,837 --> 01:12:11,068 Cousin Nate! Favorite kinfolk! 1113 01:12:11,173 --> 01:12:13,073 Hey, man! 1114 01:12:13,209 --> 01:12:16,110 - How you doin', man? You doin' all right? - All right. 1115 01:12:16,212 --> 01:12:19,113 Heard you doin' good in that insurance thing. I'm proud of ya. 1116 01:12:19,215 --> 01:12:22,116 We all proud of ya, but I'm especially proud of... What did I tell ya? 1117 01:12:22,218 --> 01:12:25,483 I told you two years ago... Me, now. Do that insurance thing. 1118 01:12:25,588 --> 01:12:27,988 - That's right. - I told you. Look at you now. 1119 01:12:28,090 --> 01:12:29,990 Let me hold somethin'. 1120 01:12:30,092 --> 01:12:32,993 - Come on, Bodie! I just got here, man. - Well, anything, any... 1121 01:12:33,095 --> 01:12:34,995 What about them glasses? Them prescription? 1122 01:12:35,097 --> 01:12:38,999 Look... Look, man, I'll see if I can do somethin' for you later. 1123 01:12:39,101 --> 01:12:41,001 All right. 1124 01:12:41,103 --> 01:12:43,503 You know you my favorite kinfolk. I'll be right here. 1125 01:12:43,606 --> 01:12:45,506 - I know. - I ain't goin' nowhere. 1126 01:12:45,641 --> 01:12:47,734 - I know you not. - Watchin' every move. 1127 01:12:47,877 --> 01:12:51,813 Why y'all leave me over there with him? 1128 01:12:51,947 --> 01:12:54,711 Hey, yo, Johnson family, it's time for the event we've all been waitin'for. 1129 01:12:54,817 --> 01:12:58,844 That's right... the 2004 Family of the Year Competition! 1130 01:12:58,954 --> 01:13:02,219 Y'all ready to do this? Let's get this thing started.! 1131 01:13:02,324 --> 01:13:04,224 Crawl, like we worked on. 1132 01:13:04,326 --> 01:13:07,159 I've got you. Not gonna let you go. 1133 01:13:07,263 --> 01:13:09,288 - He's nothing. - Don't let him scare you. 1134 01:13:09,398 --> 01:13:12,299 Don't let him scare you. Here we go. All right. 1135 01:13:12,401 --> 01:13:14,301 - Okay. - All right, sweetie. 1136 01:13:14,403 --> 01:13:16,769 - I'm gonna do it, Daddy. - Do it. 1137 01:13:16,872 --> 01:13:18,840 - We need this. - I know, Daddy. 1138 01:13:23,713 --> 01:13:26,113 Oh, there they go again. 1139 01:13:26,215 --> 01:13:28,115 Stop that fightin;! 1140 01:13:28,217 --> 01:13:30,515 - Hey, Mama. - On your mark. 1141 01:13:30,619 --> 01:13:33,520 Get set. 1142 01:13:34,957 --> 01:13:37,084 Go! 1143 01:13:37,193 --> 01:13:39,889 Come on, Junior.! You got 'em.! You got 'em, Mack.! 1144 01:13:39,995 --> 01:13:41,860 Go! 1145 01:13:46,435 --> 01:13:49,666 - You got 'em, baby! Do it, MackJunior! - Go! Come on! 1146 01:13:51,874 --> 01:13:54,638 Monkey bar swingin'! Monkey bar swingin'! 1147 01:13:54,777 --> 01:13:56,802 - Go! - You got it.! You got it.! 1148 01:13:56,946 --> 01:13:59,073 Come on.! 1149 01:13:59,215 --> 01:14:01,206 Oh, Lord, he fell! 1150 01:14:01,317 --> 01:14:03,285 Hey, you... 1151 01:14:04,954 --> 01:14:06,819 - Yeah! - Daddy, I did it! 1152 01:14:06,922 --> 01:14:09,686 She cheated! 1153 01:14:09,792 --> 01:14:13,228 Next event, the water balloon toss.! Let's do this, y'all.! 1154 01:14:14,830 --> 01:14:17,560 Somebody gonna get a whuppin' out here. 1155 01:14:19,668 --> 01:14:23,229 Mack, that gives your family two points and Nate's family two points. 1156 01:14:23,339 --> 01:14:25,864 Last event... the sack race, y'all! 1157 01:14:26,008 --> 01:14:29,967 Oh, yeah, baby. You can kiss that Family of the Year trophy good-bye. 1158 01:14:30,112 --> 01:14:32,012 Oh, I will... 1159 01:14:32,114 --> 01:14:34,514 every mornin' on my way to work. 1160 01:14:34,617 --> 01:14:36,881 Get set.! Go.! 1161 01:14:40,122 --> 01:14:42,522 - Till you were 12! - I ain't had no plastic on the bed. 1162 01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:44,684 - Yes, you did, bed wetter. - H-H-Hold up, man. 1163 01:14:44,794 --> 01:14:47,058 - Ain't nobody peed in the bed. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1164 01:14:47,163 --> 01:14:50,291 - You act like you tryin'to pull somethin'... - You always talkin' that stuff. 1165 01:14:50,399 --> 01:14:52,594 I know that was you that hung up on me. 1166 01:14:52,701 --> 01:14:55,602 Whatever! 1167 01:14:55,704 --> 01:14:57,262 Why you runnin'? 1168 01:14:57,373 --> 01:14:59,534 Ain't nobody runnin'! 1169 01:14:59,675 --> 01:15:02,701 - Throw him to the ground! - Why you got my leg? 1170 01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:07,281 That's what I thought. That's what I thought. 1171 01:15:07,383 --> 01:15:10,181 - You done made us lose the race. - I ain't thinkin' about that race. 1172 01:15:10,286 --> 01:15:13,016 Why you tryin' to get ahead of me? Why you tryin'... 1173 01:15:13,122 --> 01:15:15,181 Why you lookin'... I'm first! I'm first! 1174 01:15:19,728 --> 01:15:22,128 I think I hurt my corn. 1175 01:15:24,633 --> 01:15:28,433 We got a tie, y'all. Ha-ha, Johnson family! What? 1176 01:15:28,537 --> 01:15:30,437 - Kinfolk.! - Yeah, what's up? 1177 01:15:30,539 --> 01:15:33,770 Heard you in California, 'bout to break in that rap game, baby! 1178 01:15:33,909 --> 01:15:36,878 - Whoo! 'Bout to get paid! - Hey! 1179 01:15:37,012 --> 01:15:38,980 Let me hold somethin'. 1180 01:15:43,719 --> 01:15:47,780 I don't have no money on me right now. You know? I'm broke. 1181 01:15:47,890 --> 01:15:49,790 - You ain't got nothin'? - Nada. 1182 01:15:49,892 --> 01:15:52,861 What about them tennis shoes right there? What size those? 1183 01:15:52,962 --> 01:15:55,157 They're my size. 1184 01:15:56,198 --> 01:15:58,098 You trippin'. 1185 01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,100 Kinfolk! 1186 01:16:00,202 --> 01:16:03,262 That's right. You know how we do it Johnson family style. 1187 01:16:03,372 --> 01:16:06,830 It's time to really get our party on now. Come on, Johnsons! 1188 01:16:06,976 --> 01:16:10,036 There's no time to rehearse. It's time for some Johnson magic. 1189 01:16:10,179 --> 01:16:12,079 This is for the trophy. 1190 01:16:12,181 --> 01:16:15,446 - The talent show is the tiebreaker event. - Right. 1191 01:16:15,551 --> 01:16:18,782 Destiny and I will do choreography. But what do we do for costumes? 1192 01:16:18,888 --> 01:16:21,118 - Mama, I'll do it. - What about the music? 1193 01:16:21,223 --> 01:16:23,248 I got the music. 1194 01:16:25,027 --> 01:16:27,928 - We gon'hit 'em upside the head with this one. 1195 01:16:28,030 --> 01:16:30,931 - Everyone know what they're supposed to do? - Yeah.! 1196 01:16:31,033 --> 01:16:32,933 Okay, Johnson family on three. 1197 01:16:33,035 --> 01:16:35,435 - One! Two! Three! - Johnsons! 1198 01:16:35,537 --> 01:16:38,438 - All right, let's go. All right? - Got it. 1199 01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:40,440 All right. Okay. 1200 01:16:40,576 --> 01:16:42,908 Big Shaq-style boy.! That's you, Mack.! 1201 01:16:43,012 --> 01:16:46,243 - Hey, D.J.! - You are the mack from way back.! 1202 01:16:46,348 --> 01:16:48,816 Mack-a-licious.! Mack-a-docious.! Mack-tastic.! 1203 01:16:48,951 --> 01:16:50,885 You Mack-aroni, dog.! Mack-adamia.! 1204 01:16:50,986 --> 01:16:54,012 You Mack.! Man, you the Mack.! 1205 01:17:14,109 --> 01:17:16,009 Their moves are so tight. 1206 01:17:16,111 --> 01:17:18,511 I see why they win every year. 1207 01:17:18,614 --> 01:17:22,311 Oh, come on, baby. It's nothing. Look at Mack out there. 1208 01:17:22,418 --> 01:17:26,912 Little karate uniform on, lookin' like Nappy Chan doin' "Try-Bo. " 1209 01:17:28,958 --> 01:17:30,892 Come on. 1210 01:17:52,581 --> 01:17:55,482 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you all. 1211 01:17:55,584 --> 01:17:57,484 Hear me when I say it to you. 1212 01:17:57,586 --> 01:18:00,419 We do love you. We love everybody. Got love for you. 1213 01:18:00,522 --> 01:18:02,854 No, no.! We do love you all.! 1214 01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:06,359 Now, comin' up next is my baby brother Nate and his family. 1215 01:18:06,462 --> 01:18:08,362 Please do somethin'. Clap or somethin'. 1216 01:18:08,464 --> 01:18:11,365 But whatever you do, Lord, have mercy... 1217 01:18:11,467 --> 01:18:13,367 please don't fall asleep. 1218 01:18:13,469 --> 01:18:16,495 Love you! 1219 01:18:18,707 --> 01:18:20,868 Nate, you sure got your work cut out for you. 1220 01:18:21,043 --> 01:18:24,103 - Nate's back again.! - Nate's stuff is raggedy.! 1221 01:18:24,246 --> 01:18:26,214 What's Nate gon'do? 1222 01:18:26,348 --> 01:18:28,316 - What's up, D.J.? - Let's do this, dog! 1223 01:18:28,417 --> 01:18:30,715 - You know they ain't got nothin;! - All right. 1224 01:18:34,089 --> 01:18:38,389 All right, everybody get on board. This is Nate Johnson. 1225 01:18:38,494 --> 01:18:41,725 We are the Johnson family from Los Angeles. 1226 01:18:43,265 --> 01:18:45,233 Gettin' ready to give it to ya a little somethin' like this. 1227 01:18:46,335 --> 01:18:48,269 Watch out, Mack! Ha-ha! 1228 01:19:19,201 --> 01:19:21,328 All right, now, Johnsons. Y'all come on with it now. 1229 01:19:23,572 --> 01:19:25,506 Here we go! 1230 01:19:35,884 --> 01:19:40,116 That music's feelin' so good right there! Make me wanna do this right here! 1231 01:19:55,604 --> 01:19:57,299 Oh, yeah! It's Big Nate Johnson! 1232 01:19:57,406 --> 01:20:01,365 Gettin' ready to bring it to ya right here! Here's D.J.! 1233 01:20:36,211 --> 01:20:38,304 That's my son right there! 1234 01:21:28,297 --> 01:21:30,822 Yeah.! Whoo.! 1235 01:21:34,469 --> 01:21:37,131 Whoo! 1236 01:21:38,273 --> 01:21:40,173 Didn't I tell you I could rhyme? 1237 01:21:40,309 --> 01:21:42,277 - That's all right! - We did it! 1238 01:21:43,612 --> 01:21:46,706 Here, man, take that. You can use that, dog. 1239 01:21:50,319 --> 01:21:52,685 Okay, y'all, come on! 1240 01:21:52,788 --> 01:21:55,689 Okay, y'all, time to choose a winner. 1241 01:21:55,791 --> 01:21:57,691 Good job, man. Great job. 1242 01:21:57,793 --> 01:21:59,693 Good job, man. Good job. 1243 01:21:59,795 --> 01:22:01,626 - Yeah, we beat 'em. - Okay, y'all. 1244 01:22:01,730 --> 01:22:03,630 Now, we the Johnson family... 1245 01:22:03,732 --> 01:22:07,429 and y'all know how we do it, so let's get it on. 1246 01:22:07,536 --> 01:22:11,438 - Who thinks Mack's family won the talent competition? 1247 01:22:11,540 --> 01:22:14,998 Calm down. Calm down. 1248 01:22:26,488 --> 01:22:29,013 Damn. 1249 01:22:29,124 --> 01:22:31,024 How you doin'? 1250 01:22:31,126 --> 01:22:33,185 Is she family? 1251 01:22:33,295 --> 01:22:35,695 All right, it was close... 1252 01:22:35,797 --> 01:22:37,765 but... 1253 01:22:37,866 --> 01:22:39,766 Nate's family wins the title! 1254 01:22:45,507 --> 01:22:47,498 - Congratulations, son. - Thank you, Mama. 1255 01:22:47,643 --> 01:22:49,907 Oh, Father. 1256 01:22:53,482 --> 01:22:55,382 You know what? 1257 01:22:55,484 --> 01:22:58,385 I just realized I don't need this trophy to prove I have a great family. 1258 01:22:58,487 --> 01:23:00,318 Here. 1259 01:23:00,422 --> 01:23:05,018 The only trophy I need is these four right behind me. 1260 01:23:05,127 --> 01:23:09,086 Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Long as I got the trophy. 1261 01:23:10,265 --> 01:23:12,392 I got the trophy! 1262 01:23:12,501 --> 01:23:14,526 Mack. Mack.! 1263 01:23:14,636 --> 01:23:17,764 - We got the trophy.! - Come on, dog. Mack! 1264 01:23:17,873 --> 01:23:20,933 Come on, man. We brothers. 1265 01:23:21,076 --> 01:23:24,170 We should be teammates, not competitors. 1266 01:23:25,547 --> 01:23:27,447 - Yeah... - What do you say? 1267 01:23:27,549 --> 01:23:29,517 Yeah, you're right, Nate. 1268 01:23:30,552 --> 01:23:33,077 Yes! Yes! We got it! Come on. 1269 01:23:33,188 --> 01:23:36,089 Yes! I got the trophy! 1270 01:23:36,191 --> 01:23:38,421 Anyway, you know what? 1271 01:23:38,527 --> 01:23:42,429 - I realize that after this victory today... - Yeah? 1272 01:23:42,531 --> 01:23:44,465 Nothing can separate us. 1273 01:23:52,107 --> 01:23:54,234 Get out the way, june bug! 1274 01:23:56,111 --> 01:23:58,477 Where the truck come from? 1275 01:24:02,517 --> 01:24:06,248 Oh, Father! Oh, Father! 1276 01:24:06,355 --> 01:24:08,653 I'm okay, baby. 1277 01:24:08,757 --> 01:24:11,385 Oh, Lord, why not me? 1278 01:24:11,493 --> 01:24:13,393 Jesus, why not me? 1279 01:24:13,495 --> 01:24:17,397 I can't believe this! 1280 01:24:17,499 --> 01:24:21,333 This trophy ain't never done nothin' to nobody! 1281 01:24:21,436 --> 01:24:24,064 What did I ever do? 1282 01:24:24,172 --> 01:24:27,335 What did I do? Oh, Father! 1283 01:24:27,476 --> 01:24:29,376 Who beat me? 1284 01:24:29,478 --> 01:24:31,446 What is he doing? 1285 01:24:33,248 --> 01:24:35,148 Oh, my God. 1286 01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:37,844 - Stan, what are you doing here? - Yeah! 1287 01:24:37,953 --> 01:24:40,854 Dorothy, you said... 1288 01:24:40,956 --> 01:24:43,516 you wanted to be with me forever. 1289 01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:46,992 I said our professor was lecturing forever. 1290 01:24:47,095 --> 01:24:49,996 - Man, are you the dude drivin' the truck? - Stan, you are crazy. 1291 01:24:50,098 --> 01:24:52,498 We only studied together twice. 1292 01:24:52,601 --> 01:24:55,161 And one of those times was over the phone! 1293 01:24:55,270 --> 01:24:58,171 - I have a husband! - Yeah, she has a husband! 1294 01:24:58,273 --> 01:25:00,764 You ruin my family reunion with this nonsense? 1295 01:25:00,909 --> 01:25:04,606 If that's the case, then why do you two live in separate houses? 1296 01:25:04,746 --> 01:25:06,646 Yeah. 1297 01:25:06,748 --> 01:25:09,945 Why do you live in separate houses? 1298 01:25:12,053 --> 01:25:16,990 Mama, Dorothy and I have been separated for about three months. 1299 01:25:17,092 --> 01:25:18,992 Ohh! 1300 01:25:19,094 --> 01:25:21,460 I knew it. I knew it! 1301 01:25:21,563 --> 01:25:25,465 Look, it's all my fault why we're not together. All right? 1302 01:25:25,567 --> 01:25:28,468 I just haven't supported her in her dreams. 1303 01:25:28,570 --> 01:25:31,334 She's a beautiful, intelligent woman... 1304 01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:33,431 and the copilot of my plane. 1305 01:25:33,542 --> 01:25:37,034 Nate got a plane? Mama, where did Nate get a plane? 1306 01:25:37,179 --> 01:25:39,409 Mack, will you hush, please. 1307 01:25:39,514 --> 01:25:44,451 And, Mama, look, I've let you drive a wedge between me and my wife for all these years. 1308 01:25:44,553 --> 01:25:47,488 Furthermore, she's the mother of your grandchildren. 1309 01:25:47,589 --> 01:25:51,423 So I suggest you get used to her, because I'm not letting her go anywhere. 1310 01:25:51,526 --> 01:25:53,426 Ah! 1311 01:25:53,528 --> 01:25:57,055 - And neither am I. - You know what? That's about enough of you. 1312 01:25:57,165 --> 01:25:59,599 - Uh-uh! No, no, no, no! - Dad, don't do that! 1313 01:25:59,701 --> 01:26:02,465 Would you leave, Stan? Please! 1314 01:26:02,571 --> 01:26:04,129 Wait! Don't do it, son. 1315 01:26:04,239 --> 01:26:08,198 - Let me! - Ohh! 1316 01:26:08,310 --> 01:26:10,505 Mama cracked him! Mama say c-crack! 1317 01:26:10,645 --> 01:26:13,546 Mama was your dessert! That's what the Johnsons do! 1318 01:26:13,648 --> 01:26:15,548 She's still got it. 1319 01:26:15,650 --> 01:26:17,550 You know what? 1320 01:26:17,652 --> 01:26:20,450 I ain't never heard you talk about Dorothy that way. 1321 01:26:20,555 --> 01:26:22,455 And you know what else? 1322 01:26:22,557 --> 01:26:24,354 It's about time. 1323 01:26:26,695 --> 01:26:28,595 - Thank you, Mama. - That's right, Dad. 1324 01:26:28,697 --> 01:26:31,222 All right, I gotta get my family outta here. We gotta head back home. 1325 01:26:31,333 --> 01:26:33,233 But you just got here.! 1326 01:26:33,335 --> 01:26:35,235 I know, but... 1327 01:26:35,337 --> 01:26:37,805 my wife has a test to study for. 1328 01:26:39,241 --> 01:26:42,540 - Kids, let's go change. Bye, Mama. - Bye, baby. 1329 01:26:44,412 --> 01:26:47,074 - Dorothy. - All right, now, little brother. 1330 01:26:47,182 --> 01:26:49,082 - Bye, Grandma. - Bye, D.J. 1331 01:26:49,184 --> 01:26:52,085 - Y'all come back! Don't stay gone so long. - All right. 1332 01:26:52,187 --> 01:26:54,155 Oh, man. 1333 01:26:55,557 --> 01:26:57,024 - Yeah.! - Nate! Nate! 1334 01:26:57,125 --> 01:27:00,288 It's Nate Johnson! All day! 1335 01:27:00,395 --> 01:27:02,386 Trophy and my little brother? 1336 01:27:02,497 --> 01:27:06,661 And I'm Mack Johnson! That's all week.! 1337 01:27:06,768 --> 01:27:09,669 I wonder... I wonder if Uncle Earl know how to fix this. 1338 01:27:09,771 --> 01:27:12,467 I'm gon' ask... Uncle Earl! 1339 01:27:14,876 --> 01:27:17,071 Hey! 1340 01:27:17,212 --> 01:27:19,112 Huh! 1341 01:27:19,214 --> 01:27:21,079 Huh! Yeah! 1342 01:27:23,885 --> 01:27:26,353 - Reenie? - Yeah, baby? 1343 01:27:26,454 --> 01:27:28,684 Get in here, girl! 1344 01:27:39,401 --> 01:27:42,495 D.J., is that our door? 1345 01:27:42,604 --> 01:27:46,472 Oh, no, no, no, no. Is this our bumper? 1346 01:27:46,608 --> 01:27:49,509 - This is the bumper from the truck. - Looks like it, but... 1347 01:27:52,113 --> 01:27:55,514 And... these are the seats. 1348 01:27:55,617 --> 01:27:58,518 Oh, my God. These seats come right out of the truck. 1349 01:28:00,155 --> 01:28:02,487 Dorothy, that is the door.! 1350 01:28:02,591 --> 01:28:04,582 Looks like the door. We don't know. 1351 01:28:04,693 --> 01:28:08,652 You ain't got nothin' on that Robot. You know, I do the Robot. 1352 01:28:11,066 --> 01:28:12,761 Oh, my God! 1353 01:28:12,867 --> 01:28:15,097 Move somethin;! 1354 01:28:15,203 --> 01:28:18,195 - That's my kid! - Look. 1355 01:28:20,609 --> 01:28:22,509 Okay. Okay. 1356 01:28:22,611 --> 01:28:24,101 Uncle Earl! 1357 01:28:26,114 --> 01:28:28,378 Uncle Earl! Uncle Earl! 1358 01:28:30,318 --> 01:28:32,218 Oh, hey there, nephew. 1359 01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:35,255 Y'all caught me off guard. Caught me doin' my little thing... 1360 01:28:35,357 --> 01:28:37,348 Look at Dorothy. 1361 01:28:37,459 --> 01:28:39,154 Girl, you look good. 1362 01:28:39,260 --> 01:28:42,593 Girl, if you don't look like a hot cup of soup, and I got the flu... 1363 01:28:47,268 --> 01:28:49,395 - This my baby, Tangerine. - Hi! 1364 01:28:49,504 --> 01:28:51,563 Yeah, don't she look like you? 1365 01:28:51,673 --> 01:28:56,576 She look just like you. I tell her all the time, "You look just like Dorothy. " 1366 01:28:56,678 --> 01:28:59,943 You know what, Dorothy? This could've all been yours. All this... 1367 01:29:01,983 --> 01:29:03,883 Reenie, come on, now. 1368 01:29:03,985 --> 01:29:06,010 Quit playin'. You know I'm p-I-M-p. 1369 01:29:06,121 --> 01:29:09,215 If you don't mind, it's been a long trip and we wanna get back home... 1370 01:29:09,324 --> 01:29:11,224 so, did you fix the truck yet? 1371 01:29:11,326 --> 01:29:14,386 Oh, yeah, it's ready. Truck is ready. That's what I do. 1372 01:29:14,496 --> 01:29:16,396 Yeah, come on out. Yeah. 1373 01:29:17,432 --> 01:29:19,866 Yes, indeedy! 1374 01:29:19,968 --> 01:29:22,937 Now, I'm gon' have to tell you... 1375 01:29:23,038 --> 01:29:26,872 the only thing I had to do here that was really special... want you to be aware of... 1376 01:29:27,008 --> 01:29:29,909 I had to run a coat hanger through the middle of the vehicle. 1377 01:29:30,011 --> 01:29:33,071 It came up around the chassis, broke off on each side... 1378 01:29:33,214 --> 01:29:35,409 and go into your wheel well. 1379 01:29:35,517 --> 01:29:40,216 Now, the only thing I suggest is that you don't make no sharp turns. 1380 01:29:40,321 --> 01:29:42,050 - Okay? - Great. 1381 01:29:42,157 --> 01:29:45,126 A sharp turn, and you can hang it up. 1382 01:29:47,328 --> 01:29:49,489 - "You can hang it up. " - Yeah. 1383 01:29:49,597 --> 01:29:51,497 - I tell ya.! - Funny. 1384 01:29:51,599 --> 01:29:54,090 Okay, here we go. 1385 01:29:58,740 --> 01:30:01,106 Ohh-ho-ho.! 1386 01:30:01,242 --> 01:30:03,142 Cool! 1387 01:30:03,244 --> 01:30:05,269 That looks great, Uncle Earl! 1388 01:30:05,413 --> 01:30:08,007 - That look good, don't it? - All right! 1389 01:30:08,116 --> 01:30:10,141 - All right! - I retooled your engine. 1390 01:30:10,251 --> 01:30:12,811 I flushed the engine out with a toothpaste flush. 1391 01:30:12,921 --> 01:30:15,446 - Fluoride toothpaste. Best thing for it. - Earl! 1392 01:30:15,557 --> 01:30:19,789 Hold it. There's something... You know what this car doesn't have in it? An eight-track. 1393 01:30:19,894 --> 01:30:23,352 A pretty car like this ain't got no eight-track! 1394 01:30:23,465 --> 01:30:27,060 I put an eight-track in. Gon' be real nice for y'all to listen to on the way home. 1395 01:30:27,168 --> 01:30:29,068 Look at Dorothy. Look at Dorothy. 1396 01:30:29,170 --> 01:30:33,300 Girl, if you don't look like a free case of motor oil... 30-weight. 1397 01:30:33,441 --> 01:30:36,410 All right, I told you about coveting my wife, now. 1398 01:30:44,986 --> 01:30:47,614 Hey, Destiny, where's Sir Barks-A-Lot? 1399 01:30:47,722 --> 01:30:50,520 He doesn't need me anymore. He's gonna stay in Missouri. 1400 01:30:50,625 --> 01:30:53,025 He'll be okay. 1401 01:30:53,128 --> 01:30:55,619 I'm sure he will, sweetie. 1402 01:30:55,730 --> 01:30:59,530 Nate, did you really mean all the things you said... 1403 01:30:59,634 --> 01:31:01,465 about supporting my dreams? 1404 01:31:01,569 --> 01:31:03,469 Every word. 1405 01:31:03,571 --> 01:31:05,630 Oh, baby. Mmm! 1406 01:31:37,305 --> 01:31:39,205 Goodness! 1407 01:31:39,307 --> 01:31:41,298 Oh, boy. 1408 01:31:41,409 --> 01:31:43,309 - Home, sweet home, huh? - Yes.! 1409 01:31:43,411 --> 01:31:45,845 I cannot wait to change these clothes and take a shower. 1410 01:31:45,947 --> 01:31:48,074 I wasn't gonna say nothin', but, whoa! 1411 01:31:48,183 --> 01:31:50,515 - Come on, guys. Inside. - It's all up here. 1412 01:31:50,618 --> 01:31:52,415 We gon' do it again. I tell you... 1413 01:31:55,790 --> 01:31:57,951 - Oh, Daddy, our car! - Ohh! 1414 01:31:59,928 --> 01:32:02,192 Oh, Earl! Come on, Earl! 1415 01:32:03,865 --> 01:32:06,561 310 will never take this truck back now. 1416 01:32:06,668 --> 01:32:11,264 Oh, Nate, stop worrying about the truck. You've got more important work to do. 1417 01:32:11,372 --> 01:32:15,035 After all, it's been... three months. 1418 01:32:16,244 --> 01:32:19,213 You serious, Dorothy? Huh! 1419 01:32:19,347 --> 01:32:22,248 - You serious? - Ninety days! 1420 01:32:23,284 --> 01:32:25,184 Uh, Nate gon' play! 1421 01:32:25,286 --> 01:32:28,084 Yea-eah! Open the door! 1422 01:36:20,588 --> 01:36:23,489 Ain't that the girl? Ain't that the only girl? 1423 01:36:23,591 --> 01:36:25,491 She a pretty girl. 1424 01:36:25,593 --> 01:36:27,493 - Girl, you as pretty as paneling. - Ohh.! 1425 01:36:27,595 --> 01:36:29,495 Pretty as wood paneling. 1426 01:36:29,597 --> 01:36:31,997 And, Dorothy, you know you ain't changed. 1427 01:36:32,100 --> 01:36:35,001 You just as pretty as... Look at you.! Lord, have mercy.! 1428 01:36:35,103 --> 01:36:37,003 Ooh, you just draw me in.! 1429 01:36:37,105 --> 01:36:41,439 Dorothy, I tell you... I tell you, girl, you know, you is gorgeous.!