Do you find me sadistic?
No, Kiddo.
I'd like to believe... you're aware enough even now...
to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions.
At this moment…
this is me at my most masochistic.
Bill, it's your baby.
I looked dead, didn't I. But I wasn't.
But it wasn't from lack of trying I can tell you that.
Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma.
A coma I was to lie in for 4 years.
When I awoke, I went on what the movie advertisements
refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge'.
I roared, I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction.
I've killed a hell of people to get this point.
But I have only one more. The last one.
The one that I'm driving to right now.
The only one left.
And when arrive at my destination,
I am going to kill Bill.
Now the incident that happened at the Two Pines wedding chapel that put this whole gory story into motion.
Has become since become legend.
Massacre at Two Pines.
That's what the newspapers called it. The local TV news called it,
The El Paso Texas wedding chapel massacre.
How it happened, who was there.
How many got killed and who killed them.
Changes, depending on who's telling the story.
In actual fact, the massacre didn't happen during a wedding at all.
It was a wedding rehearsal.
Now, when we come to the part where I say you may kiss the bride...
You may kiss the bride. But don't stick your tongue in her mouth.
This might be funny for your friends, but it would be embarrassing to your parents.
We'll try to...
You all got a song?
How about "Love Me Tender", I'd play that.
- sure. - "Love Me Tender" would be great.
Rufus, he's the man.
- Rufus, who was that you used to play for? - For Rufus Thomas.
Rufus Thomas. Rufus Thomas.
I was a Drail, I was a Drifter, I was a Coaster, I was part of the Gang, I was a Bar-K.
If the come through Texas, I played with them.
Rufus, he's the man.
Have I forgotten anything?
- Oh yes, you forgot the seating arrangements. - Thank you mother.
Now the way we normally do this. We have the bride's side then we have the groom's side...
But since the bride ain't got nobody coming, and the groom's got far too many people coming,
They're come all the way from Oklahoma.
I don't see no problem with the groom's side sharing the bride's side,
- do you mother? - I don't have a problem with that.
But, honey, you know it would be good if you had somebody come.
You know, as a sign of good faith?
Well I don't have anybody. Except for Tommy, and my friends.
- you have no family? - Well, I'm working on changing that.
Mrs. Harmony, we're all the family this little angel's ever going to need.
I'm not feeling very well, and this bitch is starting to piss me off.
So while you all blather on, I'm going to go outside and get some air.
- I'm sorry, she's going to go out and get some air. - Ya, given her delicate condition.
She just needs a few minutes to get it together, she'll be OK
Hello Kiddo.
How did you find me?
I'm the man.
What are you doing here?
What am I doing?
Well, a moment ago I was playing my flute.
At this moment,
I'am looking at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen.
Why are you here?
Last look.
- you are going to be nice? - I've never been nice my whole life.
But I'll my best to be sweet.
I always told you. Your sweet side is your best side.
I guess that's why you're the only one who's ever seen it.
I see you have a bundle in the oven.
I'm knocked-up.
Jeeze Louise, that young man of yours sure doesn't believe in wasting time, does he.
You have seen Tommy?
- He got him a tux - Yes.
Then I saw him. I like his hair.
You promised you'd be nice.
No, I said I'd do my best, that's hardly a promise. But you're right.
What does your young man do for a living?
He owns a used record store here in El Paso.
- Music lover, aye? - He's fond of music.
Aren't we all.
And in what you doing for a j-o-b these days?
Work in the record store.
Ah.. so... it all suddenly seems so clear.
Do you like it?
Ya, I like it a lot, smart ass.
I get to listen to music all day. Talk about music all the day.
It's really cool.
It's going to be a great environment for my little girl to grow up in.
As opposed to jetting around the world killing human beings...
and being paid vast sums of money?
- Precisely. - Well, my old friend...
to each his own.
However, all cock-walkery aside,
I am looking forward to meeting your young man.
I happen to be more or less particular whom my gal marries.
- You want to come to the wedding - Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
- You'll find it a bit lonely on my side. - Your side always was a bit lonely.
But it wouldn't sit anywhere else.
You know,
I had the loveliest dream about you. - Oh here's Tommy. Call me Arleen.
You must be Tommy, Arleen's told me so much about you.
- Aine, you OK? - Oh, I'm fine.
Tommy, I'd like you to meet my father.
Oh my God, this is great. I'm so glad to meet you sir.
- Oh... Dad. - The name is Bill.
Well it's great to meet you, Bill. Arleen told me you couldn't make it.
- Surprise. - That's my pop for you, always full of surprises.
Well, in the surprise department, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
- When did you get in? - Just now.
- Did you come straight from Australia? - Of course.
Daddie I told Tommy that you were in Perth mining for silver, and no one could reach you.
Luckily for us all, that's not the case.
So, what's this all about? I've heard of wedding rehearsals,
but I don't believe I've ever heard of a wedding dress rehearsal before.
We thought, why pay so much money for a dress you're only going to wear once.
Especially when Arleen looks so God damned beautiful in it.
So we're going to try to get all the mileage we can out of it.
Isn't it supposed to be bad luck for the groom to see the bride in a wedding dress, before the ceremony?
I guess I just believe in living dangerously.
I know just what you mean.
Son, some of us have places to be, so do...
Look, we gotta go through this one more time. So, why don't you have a s... Oh my God!
What am I thinking, you should give her away!
Tommy, that's not exactly daddy's cup of tea.
I think father would be much more comfortable sitting with the rest of the guests.
- Really. - That's asking a lot.
OK, well forget it.
But how about we go out for dinner tonight, celebrate.
Only on the condition that I pay for everything.
- Deal. We have to do this now. - Can I watch?
- Absolutely, have a seat. - Which is the bride's side?
Right over here.
Mother, here we go.
- Bill, I just want… - You don't owe me a damned thing.
If he's the man you want, then go stand by him.
Do I look pretty?
Oh yes.
Thank you.
You telling me she cut her way through 88 bodyguards before she got to Orin?
No, there wasn't really 88 of them, they just call themselves the crazy 88.
- How come? - I don't know.
I guess they thought it sounded cool.
Anyhow, they all fell under her Hanzo sword.
- She's got a Hanzo sword? - He made one for her.
Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?
It would appear he has broken it.
Them Japs sure do know how to hold a grudge, don't they?
Or maybe you just tend to bring that out in people.
I know this is a ridiculous question, before I ask it.
But you haven't by any chance kept up with your sword play?
I pawned that years ago.
You hocked Hattori Hanzo sword?
- Yep. - it was priceless.
Well, not on El Paso it ain't.
In El Paso I got me $250 for it.
I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill.
If he wants to fight with me, alls she gotta do is come down to the club
and start some shit and we'll be in a fight.
I know we haven't spoken in some time
and the last time we spoke wasn't the most pleasant
But you got to get over being mad at me
and start becoming afraid of {Breatrix} because she is coming.
And she's coming to kill you.
And unless you accept my assistance, I have no doubt she will succeed.
I don't dodge guilt. I don't chew a lot of pay in my comeuppance.
Can't just forget the past?
That woman deserves her revenge.
And we deserve to die.
But then again, so does she.
So, I guess we'll just see. Won't we?
Late again.
Budd, Can't you tell time?
There ain't nobody in here, man.
- Is that Budd? - Ya.
- Tell him to get his fucking ass back here! - Ok.
Budd, Larry would like a word with you.
Dale take a hit, be somebody baby.
You looking for me?
I don't know what car wash you worked before you came here that let you stroll in 20 minutes late but it wasn't owned by me, and I own the fucking car wash.
- Do you want me to leave? - No I want you to leave, I want you to sit and wait.
Larry, there ain't nobody out there.
What's your plan? That you're not needed here?
My point is, I'm the bouncer and there ain't nobody out there to bounce.
You saying that the reason that you're not doing the job that I'm paying you to do is...
that you don't have a job to do?
- No. - Is that what you're saying?
What are you trying to convince me of exactly, that you're as useless an asshole right here?
Well guess what buddy, I think, you just fucking convinced me.
Let go to the calendar, it's calendar time. Calender time for Buddy.
OK you working tomorrow?
No you're not... you don't know what fucking day you work.
Here, you're not working tomorrow, you're working Wednesday. Here you are. There you go.
Working Thursday? I don't thinks so.
Friday. There's your name.
There used to be your name. Saturday, there used to be your name.
Monday, here, how about that?
Fucking with the cash is the only thing you kids seem to understand. OK?
I want you to go home until I call to you.
Before you leave talk to Rocket, she's got a job for you to do.
That hat, that fucking hat.
How many times have I told you don't wear that fucking hat here? How many?
- the customers wear hats. - You're not the boss of the customers.
I'm the boss of you.
And I'm telling you that I want you to keep that shit kicker hat at home.
Budd, the toilet is at it again. There's shitty water all over the floor.
OK, Rocket.
I'll clean it up.
That gentled you down some, didn't it?
Nobody bad ass... rock of salt that deep in the tits.
Not having tits, is fine.
and yours... I can't even imagine how bad that shit must sting.
I don't want to neither.
Fine by me.
Bill.
Wrong brother, you hateful bitch.
- Budd. - Bingo.
And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?
I just caught me the Cowgirl, that ain't never been caught.
- Did you kill her? - Not yet I ain't.
I shot her full of rock salt.
She's so gentle right now I could perform a coup de gras with a rock.
Anywho...
Guess what I'm holding in my hand right now?
What?
Brand spanking new Hattori Hanzo sword.
And I'm here to tell you how... that's what I call sharp.
How much?
That's hard to say being that it's priceless and all.
What's the terms?
You get your bony ass down here first thing in the morning...
with a million dollars in folding cash.
And I give you the greatest sword ever made by a man.
- How do you like the sound of that? - Sounds like we got a deal.
- One condition. - What?
She must suffer to her last breath.
That, El darlin', I can pretty much damned well guarantee.
Then I'll see you in the morning, millionaire.
Wakee wakee. Eggs and bakee
I'm done! Get me out of this hole!
Look at those eyes, this bitch is furious.
What did I tell ya.
Is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw?
Or, she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw?
I seen better.
Do you have anything to say?
White women call this "the silent treatment",
and we make them think we don't like it.
You get the feet, I'll get the head.
See this?
You see it don't ya?
That's a can of mace.
You're going underneath the ground tonight.
And that's all there is to it.
I want to bury you.
I was going to bury you.
With this.
But if you're going to act like a horse's ass...
I'm going to spray this whole God damned can right in your eyeballs.
I'll burn them right out of your fucking head.
And you're gonna be blind.
Burning.
And buried alive.
Now what's it going to be sister?
That's a wise decision.
This is for breaking my brother's heart.
Once upon a time, in China,
some believe around the year 1003.
Head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down a road,
contemplating, whatever it is a man of Pai Mei infinite powers would contemplate,
Which is another way of saying, he knows.
When a Shaolin monk appeared on the road traveling in the opposite direction.
As the monk and the priest crossed paths,
Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display
of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods.
The nod was not returned.
Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei?
Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture?
The motives of the monk, remain unknown.
What is known, were the consequences.
The next morning, Pai Mei appeared at the Shoalin temple.
And demanded of the temple's head abbot,
that he offer Pai Mei his neck,
to repay the insult.
The abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei.
Only to find Pai Mei was...
inconsolable.
So began massacre of the Shaolin temple and all 60 of the monks inside.
At the fists of the White Locus.
And so began the legend
of Pai Mai's five point palm exploding heart technique.
And what, pray tell, five point palm exploding heart technique?
Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts.
He hits you with his finger tips,
at 5 different pressure points on your body.
And then lets you walk away
and once you've taken 5 steps,
your heart explodes inside your body.
And you fall to the floor, dead.
Did he teach you that?
No, he teaches no one five point palm exploding heart technique.
Now, one of the things I've always liked about of you. kiddo,
that you appear wise beyond your years.
So, allow me to impart a word to the wise.
Whatever... what ever Pai Mei says... obey.
If you flash him even for an instant a defiant eye, he will pluck it out.
And if you throw any American sas his way,
He'll snap your back and your neck like they were twigs.
And that will be the story of you.
- He'll accept you as a student. - What happened to you
- Nothing. - Get in a fight?
- Friendly contest. - Why did he accept me?
Because he's a very, very, very old man,
and like all rotten bastards,
when they become old, they get lonely.
Which has no effect on their disposition, but it does teach them the value of company.
Well, just seeing those steps again makes me ache.
You're gonna have a lot of fun carrying buckets of water up and down for the fucker.
When will I see you again?
That's the title of my favorite soul song of the 70s.
- What? - Nothing.
When he tells me you're done.
When do you think that might be?
That my dearest, depends entirely on you.
Now remember, no sarcasm, no back talk.
At least not for the first year or so.
You're going to have to let him warm up to you.
He hates Caucasians, and despises Americans and has nothing but contempt for women.
So in your case, it might take a little while.
Adios.
A little
Yes, he is.
I am proficient in Tiger-crane style.
And I am than more than proficient in the exquisite art of the samurai sword.
No! please don't!
Yes!
May I have a glass of water please?
- So that's a 'Texas funeral'. - Yep.
I have to give it to you, Budd. That's a pretty fucked up way to die.
What's the name on the grave she buried under?
Paula…
Schultz.
Can I look at the sword?
That's my money right there in that red bag, isn't it?
It sure is.
Well then… its your sword now.
What's that you said?
So this is a Hatori Hanzo sword.
That's a Hanzo sword, alright.
Bill tells me you once had one of these of your own.
Once.
Ya, what's this one compared to that?
If you're going to compare a Hanzo sword…
you compare it with every other sword ever made…
wasn't made by Hattori Hanzo.
Here you go… wrap your lips around that.
So…
which are you filled with?
What?
They say the number one killer of old people…
is retirement
People got a job to do.
They tend to live a little bit longer so they can do it.
I've always figured that…
warriors and their enemies share the same relationship.
So now that you're not going to have to face your enemy no more on the battlefield…
which are you filled with?
relief?
or… regret?
A little bit of both.
Horse shit.
I'm sure you feel a little bit of both.
But I know damned well that you feel one...
more than you feel the other.
And the question was:
Which one is it?
Regret
You know, you got to hand it to the old girl.
I never saw anyone Buffalo Bill like she Buffaloed Bill.
Bill thought that she was so damned smart.
And I tried to tell him...
she was too smart for a blond.
Thanks a bunch.
I'm sorry Budd.
That was rude of me wasn't it?
Budd…I'd like to introduce my friend... The Black Mamba.
Black Mamba... this is Budd.
You know, before I picked that little fellow up,
I looked him up on the Internet.
Fascinating creature, the Black Mamba.
Listen to this
In Africa the saying goes, in the bush, an elephant can kill you
a leopard can kill you and a Black Mamba can kill you.
but only with the Mamba, and this has been true in Africa since the dawn of time...
it death sure.
Hence, its handle "death incarnate"
Pretty cool, huh?
Its Neurotoxic venom is one of nature's most effective poisons…
acting on the nervous system causing paralysis.
The venom of the Black Mamba can kill a human being in 4 hours…
if saved on the ankle or the thumb
However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralasis…
within 20 minutes.
Now, you should listen to this because concerns you.
The amount of venom that is delivered in a single bite can be gargantuan
You know, I've always liked that word: gargantuan
I've so rarely had an opportunity to use it in a sentence.
If not treated quickly with anti-venom, 10 to 15 milligrams
can be fatal to you human beings.
However, the Black Mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 mg of venom from a single bite.
Now…
in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left
Let me answer that question you asked earlier more thoroughly.
Right at this moment… the biggest ire I feel is regret.
Regret…that maybe, the greatest warrior I have ever met
Met her end at the hands...
of a bushwhacking scrub elkie piece of shit like you.
That woman deserved better.
Bill...
I have some tragic news.
Your brother is dead.
I feel much, small.
She put a Black Mamba in his camper.
I got her... she's dead.
Let me put it this way...
You ever start to feel sentimental…
Go to Barstow, California… when you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers…
and you take those flowers to the Huntington cemetery
on Fuller and Guadalupe
you look for the headstone marked Paula Schultz…
and lay them on the grave.
Because you will be standing on the final resting place of Beatrix Kiddo.
- Marty Katroser. - Here
- Melanie Whorehouse. - here
- Beatrix Kiddo. - here.
Look… I've been here about 4 hours you want me to come over?
No, no, no, if you need me, baby, I am there.
Ok… I leaving now.
You go smoke some pot or something… I'll be there soon.
gross!
To my brother Budd, the only man I've ever loved. Bill.
What's that?
Budd's Hanzo sword.
He said he pawned it.
Guess that makes him a liar now, don't it.
- Elle - B
Something I've been always curious about.
Just between us girls…
what did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye?
I called him a miserable… old… fool.
Bad idea.
You know what I did
I killed that miserable old fool.
How do you like the fish head? You miserable old fool. I poisoned his fish heads.
And I told him...
To me, the word of an old fool like you
is worth… less than nothing.
That's right, I killed your master.
And now I'm going to kill you too.
With your own sword no less… which in the future very immediate future…
will become… my sword.
Bitch… you don't have a future.
Bitch!
Fucking bitch!
I'm going to fucking kill you!
Where you areThey see fight
Where you are
You're fucking dead!
Like most of the men who never knew their father…
Bill collected father figures.
The first was Esteban Vihaio.
Esteban was a pimp, and friend of Bill's mother.
He ran a brothel in Acoona, Mexico, for over 50 years.
his army, the Acoona boys
made up of the fatherless offspring of his whore ran Acoona
He ran the Acoona boys.
Now, at the age of 80, it would be this retired gentleman of leisure
who could point me in Bill's direction.
- Senior Esteban Vihaio? - Yes.
may I join you?
Only on the condition that you call me Esteban.
May I join you, Esteban?
Please…
- American - Yes.
I speak a little of Spanish, if you prefer.
No, no, no, no… I prefer English.
I haven't spoken in a while.
But I would relish the opportunity to converse with such a pretty
companion as yourself.
It's my pleasure to be in the company
of such a fine gentleman as yourself
I must warn you young lady
I am susceptible to flattery.
How may I be of service to you?
Where is Bill?
You must be Beatrix.
I can see the attraction.
I remember when Bill was only 5 years old…
I took him to the movies.
It was a movie staring Lana Turner.
"the Postman Always Rings Twice" with John Garfield
And whenever she would appear on the screen,
Bill would began to compulsively to suck his thumb to an obscene amount.
And I knew at this very moment…
that this boy was a fool for blondes.
You know…
being a fool for a woman such as yourself,
you know the right thing to do
If we had met, when I was back in business,
you would have been my number 1 lady
Well, I'm flattered.
(Spanish)
This… hear you were driving a truck.
My pussy wagon died on me.
The pussy die...
Bill shot to you in the head, no?
Yes.
I would have been much nicer.
I would have had you cut your face.
You must forgive me, please.
you have a drink with me.
(Two aged ones)
(Spanish)
Thanks.
What were we talking about?
Bill.
- Where's Bill - Where's Bill, ya... ummm...
Bill took a vehicle… on the road to Salinas
I will draw you a map.
Bill is like a son for me.
- Do you know why I help you? - No.
Because he would want me to.
Now that I don't believe.
How I fear are going to see you again.
Freeze mommy!
BANG! OH! She got us baby, mom got us.
- I'm dying - I'm dying
Fall down sweetheart, mom shot us.
But, little did Quick Draw Kiddo know... that little B.B. was only playing possum
and to the fact that she was impervious to bullets.
Impurvious to bullets, mommy.
Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum.
So, as the smirking killer advanced on what she thought
was a bullet ridden corpse,
that's when little B.B. fired.
bang, bang!
You're dead mommy. So… die.
B.B.
I should have known.
You are… the best.
Oh mommy, don't die.
I was just playing.
I know.
I told her you were asleep
but that one day you'd wake up and come back to her.
And she asked me If mommy has been asleep since I was born
then how does she know what I look like?
to which you replied, because, mommy's been dreaming of you.
That's what I said.
Did you dream of me, I dreamed of you.
Every single night, baby. Every single night.
I waited a long time for this wake up, mommy
Let me look at you.
My, my, what a pretty little girl you are.
You're pretty too, mommy.
Tell mommy what you said when I showed photo you her picture.
Come on.
come on… you know what you said.
Come on, tell mommy. To feel good.
Ya, come on...
I said that you're the the most beautifullest woman I ever saw in the whole wide world.
That's the truth, that's what she said.
Baby… don't you think that mommy has the prettiest hair...
in the whole wide world?
Yes, I do.
matter of fact, better than pretty.
What's better than pretty?
Gorgeous.
Very good. Gorgeous.
Mommy is gorgeous.
You know sweetie… mommy's kind of mad at daddy.
Why, daddy... Were you beeing a bad daddy?
I'm afraid I was. I was a real bad daddy.
Our little girl learned about the life and death the other day.
Want to tell mommy about what happened to Emilio?
I killed him.
Emilio was her gold fish.
Emilio was my gold fish.
She came running into my room, holding a fish in her hand, crying
"Daddy, daddy Emilio is dead"
Then I said "Really, that's so sad".
How did it die?
And what did you say?
I stepped on it.
Actually, young lady,
the words you so strategically used were...
I accidently stepped on him.
To which I quarried...
just how did your foot accidently find its way
into Emilio's fishbowl?
And she said: No, no. Emilio was on the carpet when I stepped on him.
Umm, the plot thickens.
And just how did Emilio get on the carpet?
And mommy… you would have been so proud of her…
Didn't lie.
She said she took Emilio out of his bowl...
and put him… on the carpet.
And what was Emilio doing on the carpet?
Flapping.
- And then you stomped on him. - Aha.
And when you lifted up your foot…
what was making Emilio doing then?
Nothing.
Stopped flapping, didn't he?
She told me later...
that the second she lifted up her foot…
and it saw that Emilio not flapping...
she knew what she had done.
Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death?
A fish flapping on the carpet… and a fish not flapping on the carpet.
So powerful…
Even a 4 year old, with no concept of life or death…
knew what it meant.
- You loved Emilio, didn't you? - Uh huh.
Well, I love mommy too...
but I did to mommy what you did to Emilio.
You stepped on mommy?
Worse, I shot mommy.
Not pretend shooting, like we were just doing...
I shot her for real.
why, did you want to see what would happen?
No, I knew what would happen to mommy if I shot to her.
What I didn't know was when I shot mommy, what would happen to me
- What happened? - I was very sad.
And that's when I learned
some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
What happened to mommy?
Why don't you ask mommy?
You OK mommy? Does it hurt?
No, sweetie.
doesn't hurt any more.
Did it make you sick?
No... it made me sleep.
That's why I haven't been with you, B.B., I've been asleep.
But you're awake now, mommy, right?
I'm wide-awake, pretty girl.
B.B.
would you like mommy to watch a video with you before sleepie time?
Mommy, do you want to watch a video with me before sleepy time?
Oh ya! I would love to.
- Which one do you want to watch? - Shogun Assassins.
No B.B., Shogun Assassins is too long.
No it's not.
Well then, I'll leave you ladies to it.
When I was little, my father was famous.
He was greatest samurai in the empire…
and he was the Empire's decapitador.
He cut off the heads of 131 lords.
My father would come home to mother and when he's see her,
he'd forget about the killings.
He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem... one night, the Shogun sent his…
I was just admiring your sword.
What a piece of work.
Speaking of which, how is Hanzo?
He's good.
Has his sushi gotten any better?
I couldn't believe it, you got him to make you a sword.
It was easy, I just dropped your name, Bill.
That would do it.
I suppose the idea is we cross Hanzo swords. Am I right?
Well, it just so happens, this Hacienda has its own private beach.
And that private beach, just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight.
And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So, sword fighter...
If you want a sword fight, that's where I suggest
But. If you want to be old school about it...
and you know, I'm all about old school.
And we can wait until dawn and slice each other up at sunrise like a couple of real life...
Now, if you don't settle down, I'm going to have to put one in your knee cap.
I hear tell that's a very painful place to get shot in.
I'm just fucking with you...
Now, when it comes to you, and us.
I have a few unanswered questions.
So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax,
I'm going to ask you some questions.
I want the truth. However, there-in lies a dilemma
Because when it comes to the subject of me,
I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth
especially to me and least of all, to yourself.
And, when it comes to the subject of me,
I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.
How do you suppose, we solve this dilemma?
Well! It just so happens, I have a solution.
Gotcha!
What the fuck did you just shoot me with?!
My greatest invention, or, at least my favorite.
Don't touch it or I'll stick another one right in your cheek
What lies within the dart,
just begging to course its way through your veins,
is an incredibly potent, and quite infallible truth serum.
I call it, the Undesputded Truth.
Twice as strong as sodium pentothal.
With no druggy after effect.
Except for a slight wave of euphoria.
- you feel it? - Euphoria? No.
Too bad
As you know,
I'm quite keen on comics books.
Especially the ones about superheroes.
I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating.
Take my superhero, Superman.
Not a great comic book not particularly well drawn.
But, the mythology, is not only great, it's unique.
How long does this shit take to go into effect?
About two minutes. Just long enough for me to finish my point.
Now... a staple of the superhero mythology is
there's the superhero, and alter-ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne,
Spiderman is actually Peter Parker.
When that character awakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker.
He has to put on a costume to become Spiderman.
And it is in that characteristic, Superman stands alone.
Superman didn't become Superman, Superman was born Superman.
When Superman gets up in the morning, he's Superman.
His alter-ego is Clark Kent.
His outfit with the big red "S"
That's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him.
Those are his clothes.
What Kent, the glasses, the business suit… that's the costume.
That's the costume that Superman wears, to blend in with us.
Clark Kent is how Superman views us.
And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent.
He's weak, he's unsure of himself…
he's a coward.
Clark Kent, is Superman's critique on the whole human race.
Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plympton.
Ah, so, the point emerges.
You would have worn the costume of Arleen Plympton.
But you were born Beatrix Kiddo.
And every morning when you woke up,
you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo.
You can take the needle out.
- Are you calling me a Superhero? - I'm calling to you killer.
A natural born killer.
You always have been, and you always will be.
You were in El Paso, working in a used record store,
going to the movies with Tommy
Clipping coupons...
That's you, trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee.
That's you trying to blend in with the hive.
But you are not a working bee,
you're a renegade killer bee.
And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate, or
how fat your ass got,
nothing in the world would ever change that.
First question.
Did you really think your life in El Paso was going to work?
No…
But I would have had B.B.
Don't get me wrong,
I think you would have been a wonderful mother.
But you are a killer.
All those people you killed to get to me...
were damned good, didn't they?
yes
Every single one of them?
Yes
That was a warmup
Now, comes the 64,000 dollar question.
Why did you run away from me... With my baby?
Do you remember the last assignment you sent me on?
Of course.
Lisa Wong.
The morning I left, I was sick.
On the plane, I threw up.
So I started thinking...
maybe I was pregnant.
Easy to use, remove cap, and urinate in... and leave it for 5 seconds.
have results in only 90 seconds, you can read the results in the window
Fuck! What I didn't know...
was that somewhere on my journey I had been spotted.
With me in L.A., It didn't take Lisa Long long. To send in an assassin of her own.
- Hello, can I help you? - Hello I'm Karen Kim, I'm…
hospitality manager of the Hotel, I have a welcome gift from the management.
That's nice. Can you just leave it by the door?
- Are you pretty good with that shotgun? - Not that I need to be...
but I'm a fucking surgeon with this shotgun.
- Well guess what, bitch, I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sight.
- I could blow your fucking head off. - Not before I put this right between your eyes.
So Let's talk.
Karen… I just found out, right now,
not a moment before you blew a hole through the door
- That I'm pregnant. - What is this?
On the floor by the door. Is a strip that says I'm pregnant.
Bullshit!
Any other time, you'd be 100% right.
This time…
you're 100% wrong.
I'm the deadliest woman in the world.
But right now, I'm just anxious to see my baby.
Please, just look at the strip.
Please
Stay where you are, and don't move.
I don't know what this fucking shit means!
the box with the directions is right there.
Easy to use, remove the cap, and urinate in the absorbent end…
- Blue means pregnant. - I'll will read it myself, thank you.
- Say If I want to believe you, what then? - Just go home.
I'll do the same.
Congratulations.
Before that strip became blue,
I was a woman, I was your woman.
I was a killer who killed for you.
Before that strip turned blue, I would have jumped a motorcycle onto a speeding train...
for you.
But once that strip turned blue,
It could no longer do any of those things.
Not any more.
Because I was going to be a mother.
Can you understand that?
Yes... but, why didn't you tell me then instead of now?
Once you knew, you'd claim her.
And I didn't want that.
Not your decision to make.
Yes, but it's the right decision,
and I made it for my daughter.
It deserved to be born with a clean slate.
But with you,
she would have been born into a world she shouldn't have.
I had to choose.
I chose her.
You know, 5 years ago, if I had to make a list of impossible things that could never happen,
you performing a coup de grace by busting a cap in my crown
would have been right on the top of the list.
I'd have been wrong, wouldn't I?
I'm sorry, was that a question?
Of impossible things that would never happen in this instance, you'd have been wrong.
- Well… - When you never came back
I naturally assumed Lisa Long or somebody else had killed you.
Oh, and for the record,
letting somebody think somebody they love is dead when they're not is quite cruel.
I mourned you for three months.
And in the third month of mourning you,
I tracked you down.
I wasn't trying to track you down,
I was trying to track down the fucking assholes I thought killed you.
So I find you.
And what do I find?
Not only are you not dead,
you're getting married, to some fucking jerk
And you're pregnant.
I overreacted.
You overreacted?
is that your explanation?
I didn't say I was going to explain myself,
I said I was going to tell you the truth.
But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal.
I'm a killer,
I'm a murdering bastard, you know that.
And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.
You experienced some of it.
Was my reaction, really that surprising?
Yes, it was.
Could you do what you did?
Of course you could.
But never I thought you would or could do that to me.
I'm really sorry, Kiddo, but you thought wrong.
You and I have unfinished business.
Baby, you ain't kidding.
Pai Mei taught you the five point palm exploding heart technique?
Of course he did.
Why didn't you tell me?
I don't know
Because I'm a bad person.
No, you're not a bad person.
You're a terrific person, you're my favorite person.
But every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.
How do I look?
You look ready.
Thank you, thank you.
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