{766}{825}Riggs, you sure we're on|the right street?
{842}{870}We must be getting warm.
{894}{961}-You see anything?|-Where? I don't see anything.
{968}{998}This must be the place.
{1004}{1035}Holy shit!
{1070}{1103}What the Hell is that?
{1204}{1227}Jesus!
{1245}{1270}Who's this joker?
{1275}{1320}I don't know.|A spokesman for the NRA.
{1346}{1371}Regular asshole.
{1376}{1405}What do we do now?
{1431}{1452}Run him over.
{1473}{1517}What if he shoots us with that rifle?
{1523}{1594}-He hasn't yet. Maybe he won't.|-What if he does?
{1603}{1672}Don't be a Don't-Bee.|Be a Do-Bee. Be positive.
{1679}{1699}Positive?
{1727}{1784}-Run him over.|-Glad you see things my way.
{1790}{1820}I hope he doesn't turn.
{1829}{1901}He won't. We'll creep up on him|so he won't notice.
{1937}{2020}Will him not to turn.|Power of positive thinking.
{2025}{2065}Don't turn.|Will him with me.
{2089}{2113}Don't turn around.
{2120}{2172}I need you.|Don't turn around!
{2199}{2219}Just believe!
{2224}{2247}Don't turn around!
{2253}{2301}We're better than him.
{2307}{2331}We're better!
{2377}{2402}He's turning.
{2717}{2758}They just bounce off him!
{2764}{2798}I saw! We're in trouble!
{2820}{2902}Shit! I'll draw his fire.|You run for cover.
{2908}{2970}No, I'll draw his fire.|You run for cover.
{2974}{3062}Are you crazy?! You got|a wife, kids. I got Less to Lose!
{3184}{3212}Get out of here!
{3307}{3380}I'm not supposed to tell you,|but Lorna's pregnant.
{3443}{3473}What'd you say?
{3481}{3538}You'll be a father!
{3648}{3731}She was afraid to tell you.|She was afraid you'd get angry.
{3738}{3776}You never talked about children?
{3788}{3824}-Shit!|-A baby.
{4038}{4105}There's something I'm not|supposed to tell you too.
{4112}{4193}Rianne's pregnant. You're going|to be a grandfather.
{4199}{4224}Rianne's what?!
{4361}{4418}Rianne can't be pregnant.
{4427}{4470}She's not married.
{4476}{4536}I don't think she intended|to get that way.
{4827}{4882}They asking me to be a granddaddy?
{5575}{5626}Here's what we'll do.|Take your clothes off!
{5634}{5655}What for?
{5684}{5710}Okay, you run.
{5716}{5768}Flame-O sees you in your undies.
{5774}{5821}It distracts him,|then I shoot.
{5826}{5880}-Shoot what?|-The valve on that napalm tank!
{5887}{5922}Before he shoots me?
{5928}{5966}-Maybe.|-Maybe?!
{6218}{6239}Is he black?
{6247}{6293}Too much armor on.|I can't tell!
{6299}{6370}No! Not him!|The father of the baby!
{6411}{6451}Please Let him be black!
{6610}{6645}Get going! Here he comes!
{6674}{6702}Are those hearts?
{6709}{6763}Not now, Riggs.|Just hit the damn valve!
{6767}{6826}Also, flap and make noises|like a bird.
{6833}{6874}Flap my arms? Why?
{6880}{6934}It'll distract him more.|I need him to turn.
{6981}{7022}-On 2!|-We always go on 3.
{7028}{7064}No time for 3. 2!
{7070}{7122}-What about 1 ?|-Okay. 1 , 2, go!
{7128}{7173}I don't want to die in my underwear!
{7220}{7272}Why are you waiting?|Shoot the bastard!
{8136}{8227}Riggs, you think|that bird thing helped?
{8236}{8302}I just wanted to see if you'd do it.
{8366}{8400}Cute shorts.
{8470}{8500}Go spit!
{8540}{8573}I'll buy you a doughnut.
{8581}{8634}Don't hug me when I'm naked.
{8640}{8690}You're ashamed of your butt?
{8905}{8940}He's a lively one.
{9018}{9082}That shark hurts my boat,|I take it out on you, Leo.
{9088}{9153}-I didn't mean to catch it.|-Why do you want to keep it?
{9161}{9203}Yeah, why keep a shark?
{9210}{9251}The teeth'll look great on a wall.
{9257}{9290}They got to stop snapping first.
{9297}{9334}Maybe he'll fall asleep.
{9340}{9386}Converse with him.|He'll nod off.
{9392}{9469}-He don't look tired.|-Chewing on Leo will wear him out.
{9476}{9530}Sharks eat their own kind?
{9581}{9620}Stop it!|I'm in stitches!
{9669}{9706}Okay, where's my bag?
{9713}{9741}Starboard side aft.
{9757}{9795}Starboard, that's left, right?
{9801}{9870}No, port's left.|Starboard's right.
{9889}{9963}Right, yeah. Right side aft.|Got it!
{9969}{10020}-Whatever.|-Check both sides.
{10028}{10076}Careful!|He's behind you, shark!
{10151}{10187}Maybe we should throw him overboard.
{10196}{10241}Throw them both overboard.
{10271}{10348}No witnesses.|We'd probably get away with it.
{10419}{10449}You too?
{10536}{10591}I kept my nose out of it. . .
{10630}{10675}. . .but you and Lorna.
{10712}{10795}You're having a baby,|you're living together.
{10823}{10854}You're not marrying.
{10889}{10960}Why, does that violate your|family vaIues system?
{10973}{11042}I'm just trying to understand.
{11091}{11131}Rianne's not married either.
{11139}{11191}That's hitting below the belt.
{11291}{11345}You know, when I was married. . .
{11360}{11406}. . .it was good. You know.
{11412}{11475}You put the ring on.|You make the commitment.
{11498}{11540}You do all the. . . .
{11598}{11636}She's dead because I'm a cop.
{11663}{11723}She's dead because I'm a cop|and I. . . .
{11730}{11785}I don't wear the ring anymore. . .
{11806}{11855}. . .but I look, and it's still there.
{11861}{11900}I still feel it.
{11942}{12024}It's like I'm not|finished with that yet.
{12030}{12084}I can't explain it.|Is that bullshit?
{12097}{12145}No. It's not finished.
{12171}{12210}It's not finished.
{12312}{12367}Okay, you did say ''aft''?
{12373}{12413}A-F-T. Aft!
{12423}{12453}That's a fucking word?
{12468}{12519}In the back on the right side, Leo!
{12534}{12602}Why didn't you say that|to begin with, Roger?!
{12616}{12717}People get around boats and water,|everything becomes nautical!
{12724}{12780}''Astern! Avast, you landlubbers!
{12795}{12837}Man the bilge pump! ''
{12843}{12886}Pump your fucking ass!
{12892}{12920}All right, all right!
{12988}{13036}No Problem, no Problem!
{13119}{13158}What's Lorna say about it?
{13164}{13209}She doesn't like nautical terms either.
{13242}{13316}We haven't discussed it.|That's pretty messed up.
{13322}{13413}The baby's due in days and you|haven't talked about marrying?
{13420}{13447}No.
{13456}{13505}I haven't done it at all.
{13560}{13601}Do we want Leo to shoot the shark?
{13607}{13637}I want Leo to shoot--
{13643}{13663}No, Leo!
{13674}{13700}What?!
{13742}{13808}-What's the deal?!|-You're shooting a gun on my boat!
{13813}{13864}I'm not shooting your boat,|I'm shooting Jaws.
{13869}{13962}Nobody's killing it|just to have its teeth!
{13967}{14045}You're grumpy since you|Learned you'll be a grandpa.
{14052}{14085}Get off of me, will you?
{14091}{14127}Don't fool around!
{14160}{14216}Some piece of hardware!|Got a permit?
{14221}{14270}Of course!|I'm a P.I. now.
{14277}{14355}A gumshoe! You get in|ugly situations. I got guns!
{14367}{14406}You are an ugly situation.
{14411}{14486}You don't deserve this.|You're not safe.
{14515}{14547}Smart move, Riggs.
{14570}{14592}Shit!
{14655}{14677}Hard right!
{14728}{14758}You hear shots?
{14764}{14814}Coast Guard, this is Code 7.
{15012}{15067}We're in L.A. Harbor.
{15080}{15110}We got an 07.
{15193}{15227}They're getting away!
{15233}{15280}Who was it? Do we know?
{15306}{15357}No, no, I'll drive!
{15429}{15491}-Want me to help?|-Get out of here!
{15501}{15527}This your gun?
{15533}{15571}Yeah, want Laser surgery?
{15578}{15622}You could blind somebody!
{15702}{15769}Coast Guard, this is Code 7,|in pursuit of freighter.
{15778}{15803}Heading north.
{15811}{15852}Awaiting instructions. Over.
{15861}{15923}Code 7,|maintain your present course.
{15930}{15971}We have a cutter en route.
{15987}{16019}Why you slowing down?
{16025}{16099}We'll hang here.|Coast Guard'll be here soon.
{16105}{16161}-What do we do now?|-Show them our badges.
{16168}{16194}LAPD!
{16203}{16225}LAPD!
{16232}{16274}Los Angeles Police Department!
{16278}{16327}We heard gunfire!|The Coast Guard's on the--
{16990}{17054}Coast Guard!|Freighter's on fire!
{17061}{17121}-Let's board them.|-What are you talking about?!
{17129}{17175}Fire on the freighter!
{17296}{17366}Okay, I'm upside.|Now what do you do?
{17374}{17418}They're getting away.|Get me up there!
{17562}{17597}Hell of a fishing trip!
{17602}{17677}Shut up and keep your head down!
{17683}{17708}LAPD!
{17713}{17782}Stop where you are!|Hold it right there!
{17847}{17901}He's got it! He's got it!
{17978}{18008}What'd he say?
{18014}{18043}Watch his back!
{18110}{18149}You didn't say you'd shoot!
{18191}{18230}Tie it up!
{18271}{18300}Pull it up!
{18475}{18502}Great!
{18522}{18571}I said keep the boat closer!
{18611}{18647}Why listen to Leo?
{18868}{18897}Shit!
{19135}{19173}You all right, Riggs?!
{19240}{19265}Look!
{19326}{19356}Shit!
{19361}{19401}Jump! Jump!
{19548}{19585}Where are you?
{19601}{19662}My boat! My new boat!
{20080}{20152}-The shark.|-What about the shark?
{20160}{20190}Shark!
{20256}{20298}Don't leave me!
{20626}{20651}Come on!
{20916}{20958}-Hurry up!|-I'm coming!
{21434}{21463}You'll make it!
{21654}{21693}This is all I got left.
{22361}{22426}Four sets of papers, totally genuine.
{22434}{22502}They'll get in the country|and can stay forever.
{22510}{22551}U.S. citizens.
{22582}{22630}Ask them to vote the incumbent party.
{22636}{22699}Help me keep my State Department job.
{22706}{22737}Bloody marvelous!
{22746}{22834}They red-flag Asian visas.|Those were hard to slip through.
{22855}{22929}The ship's been impounded.
{22955}{22982}What about the family?
{23013}{23062}We don't know yet.
{23074}{23131}Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
{23191}{23224}Something wrong?
{23278}{23346}A small delivery Problem, Mr. Proody.
{23465}{23513}Goodbye.
{23518}{23540}Leave!
{23708}{23739}I'll find them.
{23752}{23779}Now.
{25329}{25391}Coast Guard interdicts|about one a month.
{25400}{25427}Pretty raggedy-looking.
{25435}{25497}Six weeks locked in a hole|with one toilet.
{25503}{25586}Rice and some fish to eat.|Lousy deal for 35 grand a head.
{25596}{25649}Where'd they get that kind of money?
{25657}{25754}Didn't. Got to work it off from|the snakeheads, the smugglers.
{25771}{25823}-They sell them as cheap labor.|-Sell them?
{25828}{25848}Like sIaves.
{25915}{25961}These must be the lucky ones.
{25968}{26063}They'll cIaim asyIum. Say they were|persecuted, like everybody eIse.
{26072}{26156}We'll send them packing.|Cost you and me a fortune.
{26165}{26220}What happened to,|''Bring me your tired, your poor. . .
{26226}{26286}. . .your wretched masses,|yearning to be free''?
{26299}{26343}Now it reads, ''No vacancies. ''
{26361}{26435}I guess your parents|were Native Americans.
{26545}{26596}They pop one every boatload.
{26607}{26676}Shows the rest what'll happen|if they run off.
{26734}{26771}He's nobody's slave now.
{26817}{26855}Don't coddle them, move them!
{26863}{26919}I see this barrel coming down.
{26926}{26983}Murtaugh didn't see it,|so I push him.
{26992}{27056}I knock him over.|We're in the water.
{27063}{27126}I pull because he can't swim.|I got to save him.
{27140}{27221}There's that kid.|What's his name? Bissel?
{27228}{27284}-It's a food.|-Burger!
{27292}{27327}No, Biscuits or something.
{27335}{27400}He always kisses my ass,|gives me coffee and shit.
{27406}{27484}Sergeant Riggs, Sergeant Murtaugh.|What are you doing here?
{27489}{27555}-That's a long story.|-You're all wet!
{27566}{27602}-You need a blanket?|-I'm fine.
{27613}{27697}-Somebody get this man a blanket now!|-Yes, sir!
{27716}{27793}-Get this body out of here.|-What do we got here?
{27800}{27844}Step back, step back.
{27884}{27917}Shit!
{27926}{27978}He's dead.|He's fucking dead!
{27987}{28016}-Shit!|-What?
{28023}{28084}This is how he wanted|to come to America?
{28091}{28130}Was he in the killing section?
{28140}{28186}This guy's been shot four times!
{28213}{28275}At close range, like he was executed!
{28280}{28309}He was executed.
{28314}{28334}By the crew.
{28357}{28478}People get killed left, right|and center in this town!
{28484}{28525}Now we import victims?
{28534}{28612}Gangbangers kill each other,|no Problem!
{28619}{28677}One of us gets shot,|occupationaI hazard!
{28687}{28787}But just a normal guy?|What did he ever do to anybody?!
{28794}{28836}-That ain't right.|-Easy, Biscuits.
{28840}{28893}You'll get an ulcer.|Settle down.
{28901}{28922}Blanket!
{28962}{28992}Sorry, Blankets.
{29015}{29054}Sorry, I'm Iosing my head.
{29062}{29133}I hate to see bad things|happen to good folk.
{29142}{29239}We'd stick around, Butler,|but you're in charge so--
{29247}{29317}You should take this, it's free.|You're all wet.
{29325}{29426}-Get some vapor rub on your chest.|-All right, Boogers.
{29445}{29489}Hey, get them out of here!
{29509}{29546}Get them out of here!
{29567}{29631}He takes the job kind of personally.
{29636}{29722}Yeah, he's pretty serious, I'd say.|Overzealous.
{29727}{29762}Jealous of who?
{29767}{29835}-I don't know. Who?|-You said he was jealous.
{29840}{29871}You just said--
{29878}{29930}I said he was zealous.|Full of zeal.
{29935}{29979}He's loud too.
{29985}{30024}-He's loud!|-What?
{30035}{30080}We better get up|before the sun's up.
{30085}{30120}I got something in the lifeboat.
{30127}{30195}That's okay,|I'll catch a squad ride.
{30264}{30308}I'm sorry about your boat.
{30387}{30440}-I'm sorry.|-Shit!
{30447}{30537}Suddenly, a big fucking shark comes--|Can I say that?
{30544}{30598}You can say it, but we can't air it.
{30604}{30670}So this big darn shark comes along. . . .
{30961}{31002}My Code 7.
{32118}{32180}-You were coming home last night.|-I'm sorry.
{32195}{32227}I had some bad Chinese.
{32266}{32310}You look a little banged up.
{32318}{32369}You look a little knocked up.
{32426}{32461}Are you okay?
{32466}{32497}You sure?
{32516}{32565}Easy, tiger!|There he goes again.
{32571}{32611}There she goes again.
{32647}{32667}You okay?
{32673}{32738}I'm better than Roger.|His boat sank.
{32744}{32820}-Boat sank?|-I had something to do with it.
{32826}{32859}No! No grease!
{32880}{32940}-Have some cookies.|-What happened?
{32974}{33032}Gunfights, explosions, sharks.|The usual.
{33043}{33065}Here, boy.
{33108}{33133}Thanks.
{33140}{33237}You were fishing.|Does trouble go looking for you?
{33243}{33341}It seems to know pretty much|where I am most of the time.
{33360}{33407}You finished the nursery.
{33414}{33440}Yeah, I did.
{33445}{33514}It's good for a girl or boy.|Cute, huh?
{33519}{33580}It's a dogfest!|Did you get the whole 1 01 ?
{33586}{33655}I know. I got a little|carried away with puppies.
{33665}{33706}Kid'll probably hate dogs.
{33797}{33906}You know, Lorna, we never|ever talked about marriage.
{34190}{34244}I figured you didn't want that.
{34334}{34376}You want to get married?
{34445}{34477}Well, no.
{34538}{34568}Me neither.
{34601}{34629}Breakfast?
{35022}{35081}Serve and Protect.
{35089}{35156}Since when do you read this smut?
{35192}{35277}It's not smut, it's Ebony Clark.|Trish gave it to me.
{35282}{35356}''Every fiber in his being|desired her.
{35364}{35409}He devoured her with his eyes. ''
{35438}{35516}Can we try this thing|on page 1 96 sometime?
{35583}{35645}There's a good one on 1 68.|Maybe later.
{35651}{35729}Nothing comes between|a pregnant lady and a meal.
{35753}{35850}Have I ever|''made your womanhood reach peaks. . .
{35857}{35905}. . .to rival the Himalayas''?
{35912}{35997}-Foothills of Malibu, maybe.|-Not even a Teton?
{36003}{36037}-I don't think so.|-Thanks.
{36044}{36104}I thought I'd at least|rate the Rockies.
{36110}{36151}You know I'm kidding.
{36178}{36254}-You say that to make me feel better.|-No, I don't.
{36281}{36307}You know I'm playing.
{36314}{36376}I've been to plenty of|mountaintops with you.
{36385}{36434}It's just that I'm hungry.
{36481}{36540}When you have that kid,|we'll blow up Mount Saint Helens.
{36546}{36603}-I brought you a doughnut.|-Police food!
{36609}{36638}How did you know?
{36693}{36745}I dropped by Internal Affairs yesterday.
{36750}{36782}How's the rat squad?
{36788}{36856}-I picked up something good.|-Some cheese?
{36867}{36926}I.A. got an anonymous tip.
{36932}{36986}The person said Roger's on the take.
{37001}{37044}No, he's not.
{37051}{37128}I know! It's probably|some jerk he put away.
{37140}{37210}But with new boats|and putting 2 kids through college. . .
{37216}{37261}. . .I thought you ought to know.
{37266}{37336}I actually tried to|persuade him to take money.
{37344}{37421}Stop it, Riggs!|I can't hear that! Nothing!
{37429}{37481}I won't say anything anymore.|I'm kidding.
{37489}{37529}-That's awful.|-I'm kidding.
{37545}{37599}Don't tell him I said it.|With his Problems. . .
{37607}{37688}. . .he'll blow his top.|Just don't say anything.
{37732}{37766}What do you mean?
{37829}{37858}Like what?
{37864}{37923}-In general, Problems.|-You mean something specific.
{37931}{37977}I got a nose for these things. What?
{38009}{38090}You're pushing me.|I don't want you to go there.
{38096}{38172}Get it off your chest.|You'll feel better.
{38180}{38235}I won't leave you alone|till you tell me.
{38241}{38266}Tell me.
{38273}{38359}I'll tell you!|Pregnancy destroyed my brain cells!
{38383}{38422}What? What?
{38431}{38469}I'm drooling. What?
{38516}{38610}Promise me you'll never|say a word about this ever.
{38616}{38656}-I swear, I swear.|-Right hand!
{38663}{38697}I swear I won't, ever.
{38704}{38738}I promise. What?
{38768}{38834}You know how Roger is|about his daughter dating cops.
{38840}{38873}He'd kill them. So?
{38884}{38981}Rianne married one, her baby's father.|She's afraid to tell Roger.
{38989}{39069}They met, fell in love.|She got pregnant, they got hitched.
{39077}{39121}Nobody's telling Roger?
{39126}{39158}After the baby's born.
{39165}{39242}It's a package deal?|Take it or leave it?
{39262}{39301}-Does Trish know?|-She knows.
{39316}{39370}She doesn't know you know.|But Trish knows.
{39376}{39437}Who's the lucky soon-to-be-dead|son-in-Iaw?
{39460}{39516}-Who?|-Sergeant Lee Butters.
{39525}{39598}This just gets better!|No wonder he sucks up to Rog.
{39605}{39649}Brings him apples,|blankets, coffee. . . .
{39655}{39721}Not a word.|I'm telling you, nothing!
{39729}{39825}I won't tell. He'd shoot me|just for being the messenger.
{39835}{39937}He's my best friend. It'd be wrong|to mess with him. I won't.
{39994}{40025}Promise.
{40082}{40186}We don't have to discuss boys' names.|We're having a girl.
{40194}{40236}Okay. Piadora.
{40243}{40304}I like Piadora. That's sweet.
{40373}{40416}I love that name.
{40476}{40561}We're talking kids' names.|Has Rianne picked any out?
{40568}{40623}We don't want to double up.
{40630}{40686}Oscar for the boy,|Loreen if it's a girl.
{40693}{40761}I like Lee Butter.|Better! I like it better.
{40767}{40820}-Don't get me started.|-I like those names.
{40828}{40866}Captain wants to see us.
{40873}{40938}Trish'll be right down.|Have fun shopping for the baby.
{40945}{40971}Bye-bye, honey.
{40984}{41030}Who had the sleepover?
{41037}{41068}Just airing out camping gear.
{41076}{41116}-We're out of here.|-Something smells good.
{41123}{41151}Really good!
{41158}{41217}Trish has food on the stove.|We're out of here.
{41229}{41270}That smells like Chinese food.
{41277}{41320}Chinese food?
{41328}{41370}She's into Chinese cooking.
{41378}{41428}I got to taste this.
{41447}{41500}-I love Chinese food.|-Hold it! Please!
{41507}{41535}Please!
{41562}{41605}There's a Chinese person in the kitchen.
{41612}{41635}I saw him.
{41660}{41706}A couple of Chinese people.
{41715}{41756}Actually a whole family.
{41814}{41838}Large family.
{41931}{41959}Hey, guys!
{42075}{42128}-It does smell good.|-Great!
{42134}{42179}They hid in the lifeboat.
{42188}{42239}I had to do something.
{42247}{42320}-So you brought them home.|-It took two trips.
{42327}{42387}-Really?|-They fit in the station wagon?
{42394}{42444}That's Ping with his grandfather, Hong.
{42451}{42503}He's head of the family.|Speaks English.
{42509}{42595}Hong, this is my partner,|Martin Riggs, and Lorna.
{42613}{42633}Wife?
{42706}{42738}Can we speak?
{42745}{42801}Lorna, this is the best breakfast.
{42807}{42848}I'm hungry. I'd love some.
{42873}{42965}This is illegal.|As in, ''against the Iaw.''
{42972}{43012}You'll bring a shitstorm|down on you.
{43021}{43085}Just hold on!|Just wait a frigging minute!
{43104}{43186}The way I see it,|those are slave ships out there.
{43193}{43240}And I'm freeing slaves. . .
{43249}{43333}. . .like no one did for my ancestors.
{43404}{43472}It's my chance to do something|and do it right.
{43544}{43608}Why didn't you say so?|This won't be boring.
{43615}{43652}Need any help?
{43696}{43726}Where is he?
{43808}{43851}What this time,|food or money?
{43857}{43888}-Food and money.|-Money.
{43895}{43938}I see you more|than when you lived here.
{43945}{43990}We're independent now.
{43996}{44020}What's the money for?
{44027}{44066}-Hookers, drugs--|-Contraceptives.
{44082}{44137}Can you believe how|they talk to me?
{44144}{44218}It costs more to go to school now.
{44244}{44340}I get the tuition bills.|And the grades too!
{44346}{44413}This is a down payment|on a future ass-chewing.
{44420}{44477}Get out and go to school.
{44484}{44530}I see the tuition.
{44537}{44621}I want to see some grades!|I want more cluck for my buck.
{44629}{44662}Thanks for the money.
{44733}{44755}I'm tired.
{44762}{44803}Me, I can't win.
{44810}{44835}Boy!
{44868}{44934}Did we get a raise|and nobody told me?
{44997}{45040}I got to get to the bank.
{45048}{45136}How can you when you're taken|to the cleaners all the time?
{45178}{45200}Hey, guys.
{45216}{45242}Hey, Trish!
{45275}{45342}-Both the kids leave?|-Yes. And we're broke.
{45348}{45373}Is Lorna here?
{45380}{45445}She's in the kitchen,|on her third breakfast.
{45451}{45496}I remember those days.
{45528}{45587}-I'm sorry!|-I love it when you do that.
{45627}{45666}You look terrific.
{45675}{45735}Wait till she tries raising|that baby by herseIf.
{45742}{45768}I'll be fine.
{45784}{45862}Move back in and Grandpa'll|be up nights with the baby.
{45869}{45919}Better than her|marrying the wrong guy.
{45975}{46012}A cop or something.
{46031}{46056}True.
{46062}{46102}Come on, guys.|See you.
{46109}{46152}I should say goodbye.
{46165}{46191}Hurry up!
{46206}{46242}Stuffing your face!
{46249}{46308}Stop kissing me.|Try that.
{46314}{46354}Stay away from my girl.
{46366}{46425}I'm not joking.|Stay away from my girl.
{46432}{46511}-Joking!|-Got the baby beeper?
{46650}{46700}-I know.|-It's your fault.
{46706}{46765}It's your fault.|All the chicken shit.
{46773}{46819}Flapping all over the place.
{46873}{46900}All right, everybody!
{46908}{47002}It's been a year almost.|This shit ain't funny no more!
{47046}{47109}-Enough is enough!|-Please! Enough!
{47116}{47166}I'm the one that gets it in the neck.
{47172}{47208}Can we exercise maturity?
{47215}{47274}If I find who's doing this,|I'll kick his ass.
{47321}{47409}I catch that asshole who|put my picture up, that's it!
{47439}{47491}-Cut their balls off.|-Captain.
{47534}{47602}I look out expecting|to see all the old faces.
{47608}{47688}Instead, I see kids|whose names I barely remember.
{47696}{47792}Will you sit down?|We're dinosaurs headed for extinction.
{47799}{47824}Speak for yourseIf.
{47830}{47876}We're making way for the new police:
{47881}{47993}Guys with guns and psychology degrees,|like Butters out there.
{48105}{48150}Biter has a psychology degree?
{48157}{48246}-More like a psycho degree.|-Times have got to change.
{48253}{48319}I once got shot by a hot-rodder|with a zip gun.
{48325}{48364}That's how far back I go.
{48404}{48440}You wanted to see us?
{48449}{48485}Some things don't change.
{48493}{48559}-Here we go.|-The department lost its insurance.
{48566}{48633}All the damage you've done,|they can't get a new one. . .
{48641}{48698}. . .while you two still run around.
{48733}{48785}They can't fire you either.
{48793}{48859}So, they're promoting you.
{48909}{48987}-Lieutenant!|-There's no open Lieutenant spots.
{48994}{49085}So the chief used his speciaI privilege,|making you captains.
{49116}{49161}-Better.|-Captain!
{49167}{49262}Time was when this would send me over|the falls. I'm getting old.
{49294}{49324}What do we do now?
{49337}{49367}Captain shit!
{49375}{49428}-Hang out.|-Take long Iunches.
{49435}{49512}Yell, ''Riggs, Murtaugh,|I'm the captain. ''
{49520}{49555}''Chief's shitting bricks! ''
{49561}{49581}You finished?
{49599}{49665}Can you stay out of trouble?
{49671}{49702}AbsoluteIy.
{49709}{49768}-Captain Riggs!|-Captain Murtaugh!
{49975}{50055}You want your badges?|Let me see those sergeant badges.
{50062}{50114}Throw them over here.
{50166}{50225}This is the most painful|experience of my life.
{50235}{50295}-Now get out!|-Thank you, Captain.
{50302}{50353}Thank you, Captain.
{50370}{50432}Enough with the ''Captain'' shit!|Get out of here!
{50439}{50532}After you, Captain, I insist!|''O Captain! My Captain! ''
{50539}{50596}-Captains outrageous!|-News traveIs fast.
{50603}{50678}Get a break from real police work.|Play golf, tennis. . . .
{50685}{50757}They got brown rings|Around their noses
{50789}{50853}Now that you're captains,|come up in the chopper.
{50860}{50900}-Not for me.|-I'll take a rain check.
{50907}{50986}-If you change your mind, call us.|-He's down-to-earth.
{51031}{51061}I'm sorry.
{51107}{51223}Can we knock this off?|This is your captain speaking.
{51288}{51351}The man's got feelings, you know?
{51525}{51568}Congratulations.|Look at you!
{51573}{51614}Captain Murtaugh.
{51621}{51718}I don't know how to say this,|but you really inspire me.
{51763}{51793}Keep it up.
{51801}{51830}How's it going, Burton?
{51837}{51900}-It's Butters, Captain.|-I'll remember that.
{51907}{51972}-Kid really likes you.|-I wish he'd cut it out.
{51982}{52015}He likes me?
{52067}{52097}Likes me?
{52208}{52281}You don't think he likes me. . .
{52309}{52366}. . .likes me like that?
{52443}{52487}It's the police,|not the military.
{52495}{52543}The millennium's upon us.
{52550}{52636}The captain said:|''New people, new department. ''
{52822}{52856}Dr. Woods?
{52909}{52935}Captain Riggs.
{52942}{52982}-Don't run.|-I'm in a rush.
{52990}{53069}-I need to talk to you.|-What is it this time?
{53075}{53130}Recurring dreams about flying dwarfs?
{53138}{53222}-Or did you cook up something new?|-I'm sorry about all that.
{53229}{53279}I want your advice.|I was thinking of--
{53287}{53337}-Thinking?|-Marriage.
{53362}{53422}Marriage?! The ''M'' word?
{53428}{53491}Does ''confidentiality'' mean anything?
{53497}{53527}That's funny.
{53533}{53599}You know what'd happen?|We'd go in my office. . .
{53607}{53657}. . .and you know what you'd tell me?
{53664}{53735}You'd tell me something like, ''Doc. . .
{53743}{53792}. . .I want to marry Murtaugh. ''
{53797}{53860}Or your mother.|Or Nelson Mandela!
{53867}{53895}Nelson Mandela?!
{53903}{53962}Something to ridicule me, Riggs.
{53968}{54029}Something to get a rise out of me.
{54042}{54070}Listen carefully!
{54077}{54131}I'm. . .not. . .stupid!
{54153}{54203}And my time is reserved. . .
{54212}{54306}. . .for police officers with|real needs and real Problems.
{54314}{54347}Have you got that?!
{54373}{54411}-Have you?!|-Ask me again?
{54417}{54461}No. And you know what?
{54478}{54509}I don't like you.
{54612}{54642}Stephanie?
{54658}{54729}I can't go out with you.|I'm in a reIationship.
{54737}{54790}I think you need to see someone.
{54796}{54852}You'll find someone to love you.
{54858}{54926}Not in this department.|But stop bothering me!
{54933}{54984}You're disgusting!
{54990}{55028}What's the matter with you people?!
{55158}{55186}What's shaking?
{55191}{55239}-Captain Riggs.|-Captain Murtaugh.
{55245}{55306}Turn around and do that.|We're captains.
{55314}{55360}Heard you were up to your ass|in Chinese.
{55367}{55419}The taller ones come up to the naveI.
{55426}{55503}Big enough to kick your ass.|What can I do for you?
{55509}{55593}One of the ship's crew shot an illegal,|apparently under orders. . .
{55599}{55691}. . .and we'd dearly like to know|who's smuggling Chinese.
{55699}{55787}We're pretty sure the big boss|is Benny Chan.
{55795}{55820}Uncle Benny?
{55827}{55861}You know him?
{55871}{55939}-When he was running smack.|-We never nailed him.
{55946}{55973}Benny's slippery.
{55983}{56018}Where's he hang out?
{56025}{56076}He's got a nightclub,|some restaurants.
{56083}{56163}He operates mainly out on North|Broadway. Here's the address.
{56206}{56237}Hi, fellas.
{56268}{56317}There he is.|Hey, Burger! Summers.
{56323}{56349}Butters.
{56365}{56405}What you got on the freighter homicide?
{56412}{56506}I talked to some illegals.|They only knew the shooter by sight.
{56513}{56635}The boat's registered under|a dummy corporation out of Indonesia.
{56641}{56710}It'll be a rough one to crack,|but we'll nail them.
{56716}{56754}You ever hear of Benny Chan?
{56760}{56815}No. What kind of bad man is he?
{56821}{56870}Real bad.|Crime boss in Chinatown.
{56877}{56941}If it's dirty and Chinese,|Benny's doing it.
{56947}{56989}Where do I find him?
{56995}{57021}At this restaurant.
{57027}{57085}I'm hungry for Chinese.|How about you?
{57091}{57158}We're going there anyway.|We'll drive you.
{57164}{57199}Let me get my jacket.
{57212}{57273}-Not with him.|-He's doing good.
{57279}{57316}We might need backup.
{57323}{57396}Spend time with him.|You might Learn to love him.
{57403}{57437}Like a son.
{57449}{57474}In law. . .
{57479}{57564}. . .enforcement it pays to know|your fellow officer.
{57701}{57789}Sir, it'll be an honor|to share egg rolls with you.
{57799}{57861}Yeah, all right. Let's go.
{57866}{57900}Share?
{57943}{58060}Butters, it seems like you hate crime|in a sort of personal way.
{58071}{58105}Why do you say that, sir?
{58112}{58196}Last night I noticed you were|more than slightly miffed.
{58203}{58245}Wasn't he, Roger?
{58251}{58294}Any particuIar reason?
{58301}{58358}About 1 50,000 of them.
{58364}{58441}That's how many bullets zinged|my neighborhood growing up.
{58448}{58518}Couldn't go outside.|Couldn't go near a window.
{58525}{58625}Lived and ate on the floor,|slept and watched TV on the floor.
{58637}{58690}I didn't Learn to waIk|till I was 10.
{58705}{58785}Spent my formative years|nose-to-nose with the family beagle.
{58805}{58884}When I work on a crime,|I ain't thinking about the crime.
{58890}{58969}I'm thinking about that floor|and it pisses me off.
{59062}{59148}-We supposed to meet Leo somewhere?|-No, why?
{59153}{59205}Because he's following us.|Don't look.
{59219}{59280}-Who's Leo?|-Maybe it's a coincidence.
{59290}{59368}-What does he want?|-I don't know. Let's find out.
{59593}{59638}-Fucking asshole!|-Bite me!
{59644}{59687}Whatever! Whatever!
{59712}{59738}Jerk!
{59764}{59793}You looking for us?
{59803}{59861}-You saw me?|-Yeah, we saw you.
{59871}{59897}What you doing, Leo?
{59904}{59979}I'm perfecting my tailing technique|now that I'm a P.I.
{59995}{60099}He's a private eyesore.|Inconspicuous vehicle! I like it.
{60124}{60159}Riggs, who's the perp?
{60164}{60213}-What'd you bust him for?|-I'm a perp?
{60223}{60292}A brother in a police car|is automatically a perp?
{60308}{60390}Look at my suit!|Do I look like the Crips' accountant?
{60409}{60446}Look at this badge, bitch!
{60455}{60497}Check out the gun.
{60503}{60535}Put the gun down!
{60542}{60611}License! Registration!|Urine sample!
{60619}{60646}I got a badge too!
{60654}{60711}German Jews didn't have it|easy as kids!
{60720}{60762}So don't think you're the only one.
{60770}{60809}I knew you were a cop.
{60816}{60875}I was kidding.|I can smell a cop a mile away.
{60890}{60929}You saying I smell bad?
{60936}{60993}Don't turn everything around!|You're so touchy.
{61011}{61068}These guys'll tell you.|We got a history together.
{61076}{61123}Maybe we'll work together someday!
{61129}{61158}I'm the bomb!
{61167}{61256}We'll work together when I open|a cereal shop, you leprechaun!
{61263}{61321}I didn't call you names, fuckface!|Don't start!
{61330}{61367}Don't fool around!
{61381}{61456}-These guys'll tell you.|-You're double-parked.
{61464}{61529}Officer, I'm just talking|with the detectives.
{61539}{61569}We don't know this guy.
{61599}{61629}Think he was drinking.
{61636}{61676}They're kidding.|Come back!
{61682}{61740}I wasn't drinking!|They just said that.
{61747}{61826}Blow your breath in my hand.|I can smell it already.
{61833}{61870}Blow in my fucking ear!
{61893}{61955}You're all mine.|You're mine!
{62025}{62071}You promised to deliver the family.
{62089}{62136}They're not at the detention center.
{62141}{62181}They must have escaped.
{62192}{62278}The uncle won't finish until|he sees them.
{62294}{62391}Don't worry, they'll turn up.
{62422}{62488}In Hong Kong, you'd already be dead.
{62606}{62637}Where's Uncle Benny?
{62653}{62689}-He's not here.|-Is he in there?
{62696}{62729}-I'm sure he is.|-This way.
{62736}{62769}Yes, it's a two-way.
{62777}{62821}We have 3 people.
{62832}{62904}The restaurant's over there.|Go this way, please.
{62911}{62958}They see us,|but we can't see them.
{62963}{63026}-Where's your green card?|-That's a racist remark.
{63035}{63096}I'm a policeman|who asked for your green card!
{63104}{63130}This is not the way.
{63135}{63191}You're the boss|till we get up in his ass.
{63258}{63314}It'll be fine.|They've refurbished!
{63328}{63369}I couldn't stop them.
{63380}{63439}-Out, out!|-Can I get drink or food?
{63446}{63503}Uncle Benny!|I hope this is a bad time.
{63508}{63583}-He still has unclipped eyebrows.|-What'd we tell you?
{63591}{63682}-We hate not disturbing you.|-This is Detective Buckles.
{63687}{63787}Sell any heroin? Kill anyone lately?|How's the restaurant?
{63795}{63822}Eat something.
{63830}{63878}Give you the police discount.
{63885}{63930}Flied lice?
{63936}{63982}It is fried rice, you plick!
{64067}{64117}I'm busy.|What is it this time?
{64138}{64169}Tell him, Buttkiss.
{64175}{64259}Know about a boatload of|illegals that went aground?
{64277}{64317}Just what I saw on the news.
{64323}{64369}Someone lost big money.
{64375}{64437}400 people at 35 grand.|14 million!
{64471}{64521}And missed making them slaves.
{64528}{64628}You are cops.|Smuggling Chinese is an IRS Problem.
{64637}{64714}We found 3 bodies full of holes,|so now it's a cop Problem.
{64721}{64754}Three dead Chinese?
{64765}{64843}-Billion more where they came from.|-Yes, life's cheap.
{64850}{64927}But he shot at us too.|That pisses us off.
{64941}{64970}Too bad they missed.
{64985}{65025}But I know nothing about it.
{65072}{65103}Who's he?
{65176}{65223}He looks unhappy.|What's his name?
{65228}{65310}Who's this guy?|Is he just appraising your furniture?
{65315}{65356}He doesn't speak English.
{65361}{65457}Then he doesn't understand|words like ''scumbag'' . . .
{65475}{65509}. . . ''eat shit''?
{65536}{65590}I think he understands good.
{65710}{65771}-Enter the drag queen.|-The insurance, remember?
{65779}{65839}If you have nothing on me,|get out.
{65851}{65889}We're still around.
{65900}{65931}I'm on your ass too.
{65955}{65993}But the door is this way!
{66005}{66064}This is quicker.|This is quicker, really.
{66152}{66184}See? It's quicker!
{66231}{66304}Don't forget my|1 0%%% policeman's discount.
{66364}{66449}You in Hong Kong,|you'd be dead.
{66498}{66539}No, not that!|Riggs! Don't!
{66597}{66635}The insurance. . . .|What the Hell?
{66809}{66842}Hurry up!
{66850}{66934}Try it sometime.|It's satisfying and therapeutic.
{66941}{67013}-Saves the cost of shrinks.|-Bad guys can't call the cops.
{67020}{67084}-Why not? We're already here!|-EI Ni o!
{67111}{67139}I know this guy.
{67144}{67178}That's the captain.|Hold it!
{67317}{67346}Remember, no damage!
{67705}{67736}Shit!
{67792}{67894}LAPD! I'm commandeering|your bike. Here, $200.
{67914}{67944}Riggs, I'm coming!
{67968}{68007}Somebody stole your bike!
{68047}{68073}Stop!
{68096}{68121}Police!
{68154}{68187}Out of the way!
{68197}{68239}Butler!|Chase the fast one!
{68245}{68290}You have Alzheimer's?
{68631}{68661}Stop! Freeze!
{68990}{69059}Stop in Chinese, motherfucker!|Halt!
{69392}{69431}Out the way! Police!
{69437}{69471}He's getting away!
{69642}{69678}Excuse me!|Out of the way!
{69922}{69951}Get down! LAPD!
{69956}{69994}Stop, you little shit!
{70319}{70378}Get down!|Get the fuck down!
{70507}{70561}My arm!|I didn't do anything!
{70762}{70796}I got you covered!
{70854}{70929}You got the right to remain silent!|So shut the fuck up!
{70936}{71017}You got the right to an attorney.|If you can't afford one. . .
{71026}{71108}. . .we'll provide you with|the dumbest lawyer on Earth!
{71118}{71172}If you get Johnnie Cochran,|I'll kill you!
{71455}{71512}Don't jump!|You're going to be a father!
{71520}{71550}Don't jump!
{71685}{71711}Hold on!
{71726}{71772}Hold on! I'll get you!
{71781}{71828}Riggs, don't move!
{71835}{71863}I won't move.
{71870}{71897}Hold on! I got you!
{71905}{71935}You'll catch me?
{71943}{72016}No, I won't catch you.|I got a dumpster here.
{72023}{72071}You didn't do nothing.|Why'd you run?
{72076}{72098}Butters!
{72103}{72141}-Get over here!|-Shit!
{72149}{72171}Hurry up!
{72178}{72209}Come on!
{72232}{72256}Hold on!
{72290}{72340}A bit more to the left!
{72346}{72383}Move this there!|Now!
{72390}{72421}No, the other left!
{72436}{72479}Make up your mind!
{72485}{72527}You couldn't find something smaller?!
{72533}{72563}It's all I could find!
{72570}{72629}I got it here!|Now, jump on ''three'' !
{72636}{72657}Ready?
{72663}{72710}Ass first!|It breaks the fall!
{72734}{72757}One. . .
{72763}{72811}. . .two, three!|Son of a bitch!
{72865}{72900}You all right?
{72906}{72938}I should've had him.
{72943}{72979}Damn right, you should've!
{72990}{73030}Who's your partner?
{73039}{73083}-Son of a bitch!|-I don't have a partner!
{73089}{73120}The guy you ran with!
{73126}{73164}I'm a waiter.
{73175}{73226}You guys pull a gun,|try to kill me!
{73233}{73294}You physically abuse me.|I want my lawyer!
{73322}{73416}If you're a waiter,|what's today's special?
{73447}{73467}What's today?
{73493}{73518}Wednesday!
{73534}{73599}Sweet and sour pork,|barbecue spareribs--
{73606}{73641}Shut up!
{73660}{73729}Next time, don't run!|Stay still!
{73760}{73795}Johnnie Cochran!
{73800}{73836}He fight for me!
{75280}{75361}--rebellion against his|domineering father.
{75367}{75455}Finally, Mao left home|to continue his schooling.
{75582}{75648}-Sorry, Sergeant Murtaugh.|-Sit, please.
{75654}{75692}And it's Roger.
{75710}{75789}-It's your chair.|-Really, it's fine. Sit.
{75795}{75828}Something to drink?
{75833}{75859}Tequila?
{75878}{75908}Thank you so much.
{75919}{75955}From Mexico.
{75986}{76060}This can't be the first time|you had tequila, Hong.
{76068}{76127}-Yes.|-No!
{76209}{76235}Bread.
{76254}{76275}Bread.
{76295}{76321}Toast!
{76327}{76365}Yeah, toast!
{76371}{76396}Bread!
{76529}{76567}You know anybody here?
{76574}{76601}My uncle.
{76610}{76672}He pay so we can come to America.
{76680}{76720}You been in contact with him?
{76737}{76785}No. I leave message.
{76818}{76852}What's your uncle do?
{76882}{76952}In China, he's artist.
{76959}{76989}An artist?
{77063}{77108}It's tough leaving home, huh?
{77192}{77228}In America. . .
{77244}{77308}. . .my children have chance|to make good life.
{77323}{77388}We want the best for our children.
{77394}{77438}And our grandchildren!
{77463}{77517}You believe|I'm a grandfather?
{77526}{77569}That's right! Little Ping!
{77587}{77624}You're a grandpa!
{77655}{77692}Where's the time go?
{77740}{77766}Don't know.
{77771}{77802}Have no watch.
{77809}{77844}You have no watch?
{77855}{77883}Here.
{77892}{77947}This is my pop's. Take it.
{77954}{78018}He got it when he retired|from the force.
{78024}{78068}No, I cannot!
{78076}{78108}I want you to have it.
{78113}{78205}It belonged to a good man.|It ought to belong to another good man.
{78256}{78294}Thank you so much. . .
{78299}{78321}. . .Roger.
{80454}{80485}Shit!
{80595}{80613}Hold him!
{80639}{80668}Push him off!
{80842}{80867}Get him!
{80950}{80987}What's wrong?
{80994}{81035}It's the shoulder.
{81053}{81138}It's an old injury.|I'll have to toss in the towel.
{81162}{81202}It happens periodically.
{81226}{81300}I was just getting going too.|You're lucky, kid.
{81307}{81378}-You're lucky he didn't kill you.|-You owe me a rematch!
{81386}{81446}-Anytime you want.|-I might even train for it.
{81453}{81505}Better bring your own paramedic too.
{81555}{81633}-I'll get ice for that shoulder.|-It's okay.
{81639}{81691}There's nothing wrong with my shoulder.
{81759}{81798}I was faking it.
{81813}{81848}Faking it?
{81872}{81966}Gomez was killing me out there.|I didn't have anything left.
{81974}{82016}I told you that kid was good.
{82019}{82086}He's good, but it's not all him.
{82120}{82218}I've been feeling it lately.|You know the other--
{82362}{82432}Like, on the ship|when that guy nailed me.
{82437}{82494}And yesterday I couldn't catch him.
{82504}{82574}I just thought,|I'm out of shape or something.
{82581}{82645}You know.|But it's more than that.
{82652}{82738}It's like,|I hate to say this but--
{82743}{82796}You're getting too old for this shit.
{82924}{82959}How about that?
{82974}{82999}Finally.
{83024}{83083}No, but I can't be.|I mean, I'm only. . . .
{83125}{83175}-Jesus.|-Yeah, you're only.
{83221}{83267}Can't beat the clock, Riggs.
{83329}{83408}Murphy's right. We're dinosaurs.|What'll I do?
{83425}{83456}Accept it.
{83521}{83551}Like I do.
{83610}{83643}No. Bullshit!
{83660}{83691}I won't accept it.
{83697}{83732}I'll will it not to happen.
{83737}{83778}You're going to will it?
{83786}{83831}I'm not too old for this shit.
{83836}{83930}I'm not too old for this shit.|We're not too old for this shit.
{83939}{84011}We're not too old for this shit.|We're not too old for--
{84017}{84045}Say it like you believe it.
{84052}{84102}We're not too old for this shit.
{84133}{84191}I'm not going to buy|a hemorrhold cushion.
{84199}{84219}I won't get corns!
{84224}{84257}I got corns!
{84262}{84284}I won't wear a suit!
{84296}{84347}What's wrong with wearing a suit?
{84353}{84389}How's it going, Captain?
{84643}{84689}Thanks a lot, guys.|Very funny!
{84696}{84747}That cop tried to strip-search me!
{84754}{84793}-You get his phone number?|-Funny.
{84800}{84862}Sugar-glazed with jelly.|Thanks, Leo.
{84868}{84914}-What happened? The scratches.|-A dog.
{84920}{84990}A dog catch you|drinking out of his bowl?
{84995}{85049}I'm working on|an important P.I. case.
{85055}{85084}Did the dog hire you?
{85090}{85165}No! The people that|lost the dog hired me.
{85171}{85196}Sounds like a big case.
{85202}{85309}It is a big case, Mr. Big Shot.|It's an expensive dog.
{85316}{85360}-A Bolshoi.|-Borzoi.
{85367}{85398}Whatever, whatever!
{85412}{85448}And you found it?
{85455}{85517}Sort of.|Listen to what happens.
{85533}{85628}Instead of going looking for the dog,|I went to the pound.
{85636}{85729}I take the dog home, dye him.|It looks exactly like their dog.
{85736}{85768}Dog was a real rat, though.
{85773}{85818}He scratched me.|But I got the job done.
{85825}{85872}Some kind of P.I. business you got.
{85881}{85927}Douche Ventura, pet infective.
{85934}{85973}It's grand theft.
{85980}{86021}With trickery, it's a felony.
{86027}{86092}It is?|You guys are always kidding.
{86100}{86199}I get it. Here comes|that touchy kid. I'm not here.
{86233}{86253}Putter!
{86264}{86318}The guy you chased in Chinatown?
{86324}{86382}His gun matched slugs|on the bodies on the boat.
{86387}{86409}He's your shooter.
{86460}{86493}Guy that got away from me.
{86497}{86583}He didn't get far.|They found him on a rooftop nearby.
{86588}{86654}Strangled.|And pigeons ate his eyeballs.
{86684}{86706}CooI.
{86722}{86759}Excuse me.
{86819}{86906}I hate these phones!|You get a call, they cut you off.
{86912}{86971}You make a call, they cut you off!
{86979}{87057}You know what they're doing?|They fuck you with cell phones.
{87063}{87144}They love when you get cut off.|You know why?
{87151}{87185}When you call back. . .
{87191}{87284}. . .they charge you for the first|minute again at that high rate.
{87291}{87340}If you're able to call back. . .
{87348}{87430}. . .because the 3-hour battery|you got only lasts 20 minutes.
{87437}{87481}If you're behind a hill, it goes. . . .
{87488}{87580}Or you go through a tunneI.|And they keep making it smaller!
{87586}{87648}You know why?|So you can Lose it.
{87658}{87734}So you buy more phones.|I never lost my mother's phone!
{87741}{87820}Take you two hours to make|a long-distance call.
{87884}{87966}I messed up! Hang up.|Got to do it again!
{87996}{88069}I never lost my|Sports illustrated swimsuit phone.
{88075}{88164}And scanners! They get your|number and call all over the world!
{88172}{88254}Somebody took my number|and called Afghanistan!
{88273}{88359}I don't know what fucking|Afghanistan look like.
{88366}{88461}Even if I did, I would not talk|to their Afghan ass for 3 hours!
{88468}{88518}I won't talk to my daddy for 3 hours!
{88525}{88590}They fuck you with the cell phones!
{88597}{88665}You know when you go to a drive-through?|Hold on.
{88672}{88708}Why am I talking--?
{88737}{88811}-Leo Getz, private investigator.|-Private investigator?
{88816}{88890}I wondered if you'd|investigate my privates.
{88914}{88943}Investigate what?
{88950}{89036}My privates, you stupid shit.|Shut the fuck up!
{89043}{89109}Very funny!|You're costing me money.
{89115}{89187}$3 to answer a call.|They fuck me, now you!
{89192}{89231}You're tough when on the phone.
{89236}{89278}Right!|Telephone tough guy.
{89283}{89320}Why are we talking on the phone?
{89325}{89377}Get out of here.|Go home!
{89384}{89419}What happened to your face?
{89434}{89480}''No'' means no!
{89549}{89594}He'll like me, I can tell.
{89602}{89629}He'd be the first.
{89699}{89741}Whatever! Whatever!
{89857}{89928}You know, we should hire Leo.
{89941}{89966}Hire Leo?
{89973}{90018}He can follow Uncle Benny around.
{90025}{90065}-Benny'll see him.|-Yeah!
{90071}{90136}-He'll drive him nuts.|-Benny'll shoot him.
{90181}{90211}Let's hire him!
{90230}{90282}I smell like stale coffee.
{90362}{90426}Why do you care if I go home|and change shirts?
{90433}{90510}A coffee stain's not something|that'd bother me.
{90516}{90546}Look at the way you dress.
{90569}{90601}What's that supposed to mean?
{90657}{90730}I don't have nifty suits like you.|Not many cops do.
{90737}{90778}What's that supposed to mean?
{90831}{90906}I've wondered,|where's the money coming from?
{90936}{90981}Where do you think?
{90987}{91035}-Where do you think?|-I don't know.
{91042}{91111}-It's none of my business.|-You don't know!
{91120}{91184}Trish gave me some money.
{91191}{91265}Money from my Aunt Anne, who died.
{91280}{91318}All right. Sorry.
{91389}{91419}Whose car is that?
{91444}{91473}I don't know.
{91490}{91558}It looks like a full house|for Lamaze class.
{91564}{91591}You know that car?
{91598}{91638}Here you go, Captains.
{91677}{91708}No charge for the ride.
{91729}{91832}-Rianne and Lorna are here.|-I'll put it on your account, Captain.
{91947}{91972}Hey, honey.
{91986}{92046}What's going on?|I came home to change my shirt--
{92183}{92206}Why are you here?
{92217}{92248}They took the Hongs.
{92443}{92468}Shit!
{92501}{92531}Drop it.
{92873}{92916}Girls, get out!
{93029}{93066}Look who we got here.
{93074}{93119}-Uncle Benny's friend.|-Hey, Bruce.
{93144}{93178}Nice pajamas.
{93223}{93266}Where are the Hongs?
{93463}{93497}Drop your guns.
{93509}{93564}-Drop them!|-Okay, take it easy.
{93574}{93631}Don't stand for that, honey.
{93810}{93832}Son of a bitch!
{96065}{96104}Let the women go.
{96585}{96625}I can't breathe!
{97369}{97396}Son of a bitch!
{97943}{97984}I'll be damned!|Thanks, kid!
{98119}{98154}Ping, cut us loose!
{98315}{98340}Cut me loose!
{98397}{98431}Go ahead, cut me.
{99447}{99483}It's all right.
{99508}{99538}You okay, honey?
{99549}{99592}I owe you one, kid.
{99605}{99687}-The keys to your car?|-They're in the car.
{99712}{99739}We need a radio.
{99854}{99885}We have to go.
{99926}{100009}How will we find them?|We got to catch them assholes!
{100166}{100259}-3-William-56, this is Air 12.|-We need your eyes, guys.
{100268}{100345}Looking for a black Mercedes|and a black Continental.
{100353}{100416}Vicinity of Ladera at the 210 freeway.
{100423}{100476}Black Mercedes and black Continental?
{100483}{100552}Shouldn 't be hard|to find in this town.
{100558}{100612}Just give it a shot, will you?
{100618}{100668}-Be cooperative.|-That's a roger.
{100921}{100958}Will wonders never cease?
{100966}{101059}We've got 2 black Mercedes,|one heading east, one west.
{101076}{101131}Eastbound's on the Valley View ramp.
{101168}{101219}We'll take it.|Locate the Continental.
{101252}{101302}-Is it the right one?|-I don't know.
{101308}{101355}We're going east and China's east.
{101363}{101409}-China's west too.|-We can't divide.
{101415}{101438}Think positive!
{101555}{101581}You crossed two lanes!
{101591}{101615}You see him?
{101794}{101835}Watch the road!
{101846}{101894}I'd give my right arm for a siren!
{101997}{102042}Why'd they take the Hongs?
{102050}{102114}Maybe they're shaking them down|for more money.
{102193}{102277}Hong's uncle paid already.|He got in touch with his uncle.
{102286}{102364}He left him a message.|It's how they know where I live.
{102598}{102666}There's the son of a bitch right there!
{102674}{102746}Bastards left us to burn!|I want to talk with them.
{102754}{102800}You don't have any guns!
{102806}{102839}Get me near this trailer.
{102846}{102867}But you're driving!
{102872}{102897}No, you're driving!
{102902}{102957}There's cruise control.|Just steer!
{102967}{103015}Why make shit complicated?
{103211}{103273}Closer. Don't be shy.|Get up there!
{103319}{103361}Closer! Closer!
{103367}{103394}That's it!
{104206}{104239}Here, asshole!|Come in!
{104322}{104393}I need to ask you something.|Where's the Hongs?
{105214}{105266}Where's the Hongs?|Where are they?
{105439}{105462}Get him!
{106175}{106264}Highway Patrol, this is William-356,|southbound on highway!
{106279}{106326}Officer in trouble!|Oversized trailer.
{106375}{106422}LAPD! Pull over! LAPD!
{106445}{106482}LAPD! Pull over!
{106576}{106613}Pull over! See that?!
{106623}{106659}Right! Fuck you!
{106697}{106784}I got an ass with a phony badge|trying to pull me over!
{107364}{107400}Get away from my boy!
{107814}{107839}Son of a bitch!
{107917}{107943}I got you!
{108170}{108205}Get in here!
{108417}{108464}Get the fuck in here!
{108472}{108497}Ready?
{108628}{108681}-Welcome back.|-What a drag!
{108686}{108743}-Thanks, Rog.|-And the Hongs?
{108748}{108789}We'll ask the other guy. Go!
{109025}{109070}Pull over! Son of a bitch!
{109207}{109254}Keep your hands inside, then!
{109856}{109882}Out of the way!
{109924}{109962}Wait! There he is!
{109968}{109997}Keep going!
{110472}{110498}We're gaining!
{110508}{110536}I got him!
{111135}{111160}You okay?
{111166}{111226}Yeah, I think|my heart's still beating.
{111393}{111438}Maybe a little too cLose.
{111546}{111609}You are now entering an|international holding area.
{111618}{111681}Please have proper documentation ready.
{112476}{112501}General.
{112513}{112547}Are you armed?
{112940}{112992}When will you have|the money for their release?
{113007}{113033}Very soon.
{114324}{114384}Brother. . .it's been a long time.
{114395}{114445}It'll be our time again soon.
{114485}{114542}America has many laws.
{114548}{114655}But written by men.
{114672}{114750}Money can change everything.
{115623}{115687}-Sorry about your loss.|-Thank you.
{115727}{115758}How's my hero?
{115766}{115848}He's a little sad,|talking about his mom and dad.
{115951}{115981}Here's Butters.
{116092}{116124}How's it going?
{116130}{116153}Why are you here?
{116160}{116251}I heard it on the radio.|I'm sorry about your house.
{116304}{116345}This is Detective. . . .
{116352}{116391}Butters.
{116397}{116434}Trish, my wife.
{116441}{116493}Nick, Carrie. . .
{116499}{116524}. . .Rianne.
{116531}{116556}Everybody okay?
{116607}{116648}You know who did this?
{116654}{116685}It was Benny.
{116718}{116754}Leo!
{116765}{116834}-You got a phone?|-The little Fonzie guy?
{116843}{116872}That's him.
{116887}{116953}-You be okay?|-We'll be all right.
{116967}{116993}Call me.
{117063}{117133}He's there?|We'll be right there.
{117139}{117231}-Butters, can you drive us?|-Yeah, Let's do it.
{117241}{117301}Leo's got him at the dentist.|Let's go!
{117400}{117428}Sit down.
{117585}{117611}Captain Murtaugh...
{117626}{117700}. . .I know this is a bad time. . .
{117711}{117778}. . .but there's something|you need to know about me.
{117797}{117859}I think I know what it is.
{117865}{117895}You do?
{117926}{117963}It's okay.
{117983}{118015}It is?
{118021}{118076}People have the right to do|what makes them happy.
{118083}{118136}Just don't expect me to like it.
{118154}{118199}I know this must be hard for you.
{118207}{118235}It's impossible for me!
{118270}{118357}I hoped we'd get together|for the holidays, say Christmas.
{118366}{118466}Why should we get together|and see each other on Christmas?
{118481}{118535}-I'm trying to reach out.|-Reach somewhere else!
{118545}{118602}Do what you want,|but leave me out of it.
{118610}{118674}-I got it.|-I don't want to hear about it.
{118683}{118712}Not a word.
{118718}{118819}Why you grinning?|Think about how we can talk to Benny.
{118830}{118871}I got it all worked out.
{118890}{118926}What's the matter?
{118937}{118962}My ass hurts.
{118968}{119019}My tooth!|Is this a dentist or proctologist?
{119032}{119096}-Please be quiet.|-I'm trying! I'm in pain!
{119103}{119169}Why don't you go see|your own dentist?
{119178}{119235}My dentist's in Detroit or I'd go!
{119242}{119304}-Oh, brother!|-Oh, brother?! Get the dentist!
{119330}{119394}I'm sorry to bother you.|It's an emergency.
{119402}{119453}A man walked in off the street.
{119459}{119521}He's in a lot of pain.|You better come.
{119625}{119683}Okay, you can come in now!
{119879}{119971}-Leo can pull this off?|-Leo's got a B.S. in B.S.
{120020}{120056}Coast is clear.
{120099}{120147}Talk to the hand!|One second.
{120164}{120241}-Wait a minute.|-Let me do my job!
{120251}{120319}You hurt me, I'll stick|an egg roll up your ass.
{120500}{120558}Don't be alarmed.|It's only a drill.
{120566}{120591}Don't say a word.
{120601}{120626}Shut up.
{120658}{120740}Where are the Hongs?|Open wide and tell me.
{120746}{120777}I don't know any Hongs.
{120784}{120849}Their uncle paid you|to get them out of China.
{120856}{120906}More smuggIing?|We went through that.
{120912}{120944}We're going through it again.
{120953}{120989}I have nothing to say.
{120999}{121049}These look very interesting.
{121055}{121089}You're not going to use it.
{121099}{121130}You won't shoot me.
{121136}{121187}-You're lousy cops.|-We're good cops.
{121251}{121281}This will settle him down.
{121291}{121344}Breathe, Uncle Benny.|Breathe!
{121368}{121396}Crank up the nitrous.
{121413}{121443}Crank that baby up.
{121450}{121492}You said it wouldn't hurt!
{121500}{121533}I'm holding this. Go ahead.
{121549}{121601}Deep! Right down to your toes.
{121776}{121829}-He's wasted!|-Have some more.
{121838}{121880}He'll talk.
{121902}{121939}Good, breathe.
{122029}{122071}-That's me.|-That's you.
{122128}{122184}Now, where are the Hongs?
{122264}{122322}-What's renminbi mean?|-Renminbi means. . .
{122328}{122352}...renminbi.
{122361}{122430}-You're a funny guy.|-This guy's wasting our time.
{122438}{122463}Time!
{122477}{122526}Time for Four Fathers!
{122533}{122573}Washington, Jefferson?|Those guys?
{122581}{122606}Roosevelt?
{122629}{122683}I'm sleeping with my wife's 2 sisters.
{122693}{122723}You lucky son of a bitch!
{122731}{122761}That's a good one.
{122781}{122810}Not so good. . .
{122820}{122863}. . .when my wife finds out.
{122917}{122979}I don't need needles!
{123037}{123089}Let's shoot his legs with Novocain. . .
{123095}{123156}. . .and watch him|try to get out of here.
{123219}{123274}What you got in your hands there?
{123281}{123311}A nut cup.
{123342}{123383}I got some big nuts!
{123455}{123487}That's nitrous. . .
{123505}{123537}. . .oxide!
{123561}{123594}Laughing gas!
{123603}{123646}We're stoned!
{123749}{123788}Murtaugh! Hurry up!
{123798}{123873}That's one funny son-in-law|you got there, Rog.
{123889}{123925}After tonight it be too late.
{123933}{123974}Too late for what?
{124031}{124073}Why'd you call him my son-in-law?
{124082}{124124}Uncle Benny? He's too old.
{124179}{124250}Buy Four Fathers back|at Four Fathers' store.
{124272}{124323}Why's he talking about his ancestors?
{124329}{124362}I don't know.
{124379}{124431}Why you call him my son-in-law?
{124443}{124473}Because I am!
{124607}{124638}I thought he was. . . .
{124711}{124743}No, I'm. . . .
{124804}{124829}Bloody marvelous!
{124846}{124899}Your baby is having my baby.
{124939}{125007}My baby is having his baby.
{125017}{125075}And your baby? Whoa, baby!
{125083}{125119}Whoa, baby! My baby!
{125145}{125190}What are you doing?
{125195}{125249}I couldn't stall anymore.
{125272}{125311}What happened?
{125340}{125392}Rog, look at this.|Does that hurt?
{125585}{125669}Uncle Benny,|anything happens to the Hongs. . .
{125674}{125723}. . .we'll come back|and rip you a new one.
{125728}{125767}That's two for Benny.
{125776}{125818}Bloody marvelous!
{125905}{125965}-Are you crazy?|-Why did you do that?
{125971}{126020}For keeping it from me|and letting me think. . . .
{126029}{126071}Hit him, not me.
{126077}{126159}As soon as we find the Hongs,|we're getting into this.
{127301}{127322}Uncle.
{127335}{127364}You're all here?
{127371}{127403}All here.
{127445}{127480}What's going on?
{127488}{127548}As payment for bringing you|to America. . .
{127553}{127603}. . .your uncle's working for us.
{127625}{127655}Now finish the job.
{127661}{127706}What job?
{127722}{127763}No time to talk now.
{127769}{127821}Take them to their new homes. . .
{127827}{127891}. . .and guarantee their safety.|Then I'll finish.
{128232}{128334}Finish now or watch the others die.
{128749}{128785}Rimminy ?
{128795}{128868}A young bimbo? A jumping jiminy?|I don't know.
{128897}{128928}l can 't remember.
{128941}{128980}No, Riggs. Renminbi.
{128993}{129021}Say that again.
{129028}{129052}That's it!
{129060}{129083}You got it.
{129089}{129127}Means, ''people's money. ''
{129132}{129158}People's money?
{129167}{129196}What else did Benny say?
{129204}{129297}He was talking about|buying back his ancestors.
{129306}{129348}And about how tonight's...
{129358}{129399}. . .too late.|Mean anything to you?
{129404}{129431}No, nothing at all.
{129439}{129539}And the guy who torched my house?|Benny was afraid of him.
{129546}{129614}lf Benny's scared,|he's got to be a Chinese Triad.
{129625}{129683}Those guys kill anyone|in their way.
{129690}{129709}Including cops. . .
{129714}{129784}...and their families.|Watch your asses!
{129791}{129828}-Thanks, Ng.|-Keep me posted.
{129860}{129919}Pick up your wife, my daughter.
{129924}{129980}-I'll get Trish, you get Lorna.|-Her and Ping.
{131509}{131530}What?
{131563}{131604}You want to get married, don't you?
{131652}{131674}No.
{131790}{131839}Yes. Yes, I do.
{131861}{131914}But if you don't want to, it's okay.
{131937}{131972}Why didn't you tell me?
{131980}{132045}Because I didn't want to put|any pressure on you.
{132050}{132106}If you want to someday, that'd be great.
{132149}{132184}If you don't. . .
{132196}{132237}. . .I love you.
{132325}{132394}I'll take you any way I can get you.
{132522}{132553}Feelthat!
{132572}{132638}-Ping, feel the baby!|-He's really dancing.
{132645}{132681}He's kicking. You feel him?
{133873}{133898}You're okay.
{133904}{133942}Riggs. Pick up, Riggs.
{133948}{133990}Riggs, it's Murtaugh.
{134015}{134099}I'm sick of these fuckers.|Let's just find them and shoot them.
{134115}{134173}Meet me and Butters on South Spring.
{134180}{134204}What's going on?
{134265}{134311}They found my watch.
{134397}{134486}They killed Hong, his uncle,|Uncle Benny too. Bodies are in there.
{134493}{134551}-Where's the rest of the family?|-They're okay.
{134572}{134655}INS raided a Chinese sweatshop.
{134672}{134774}Hong's family was being held there|and they led them back here.
{134814}{134857}They were making funny money.
{134864}{134899}Ink's still wet.
{134917}{134983}-Where are the faces?|-It's why I call it funny.
{134998}{135043}Why are they making Chinese money?
{135050}{135095}Can they even exchange it here?
{135100}{135131}-Only in China.|-Renminbi.
{135137}{135167}I remember.
{135214}{135299}Hong's uncle was an artist.|Maybe an engraver.
{135309}{135399}Bringing over his family could've|been how he was paid for the job.
{135406}{135442}-That's thin.|-It's not.
{135449}{135480}Keep talking. What?
{135489}{135563}Benny said something about paying. . .
{135571}{135613}. . .buying back his forefathers.
{135621}{135642}What'd you say?
{135669}{135750}Benny said something about buying|back his forefathers.
{135757}{135797}You said ancestors.
{135803}{135846}What's the difference?
{135853}{135924}The number four.|Four Fathers.
{135932}{135990}They were the top guys|of the Hong Kong Triad.
{135995}{136035}They disappeared from prison.
{136040}{136092}Reds jailed them when they|took over Hong Kong.
{136096}{136116}I bet they're here.
{136121}{136149}Damn, we're good.
{136156}{136228}Grab Ping. I don't want him|to see the bodies.
{136303}{136356}1 0 to 1 , I know where the money is. . .
{136362}{136431}. . .and where the Four Fathers are.|Let me make a call.
{136441}{136466}Don't leave without us.
{136484}{136541}Good work!|You must be a detective.
{136547}{136587}I have my moments.
{136739}{136766}Uncle Benny.
{136781}{136842}I was actually starting|to like the old goat.
{136848}{136885}Bloody marvelous.
{136893}{136943}And it's fried rice, ''you plick.''
{137145}{137212}-Which one is Hong?|-In front of you.
{137226}{137293}I want a complete set|of forensics on all three.
{137390}{137439}Dads and their kids.
{137507}{137552}I'll take care of yours, buddy.
{137569}{137594}We got to go!
{137603}{137657}-Take care of yourself.|-Where're we going?
{137663}{137701}-L.A. Harbor.|-What's there?
{137707}{137750}It's a foreign trade zone.
{137755}{137817}Shady deals with the Chinese military.
{137833}{137888}It's run by a corrupt Chinese general.
{137896}{138011}l got it, a corrupt Chinese general|brought the Four Fathers here...
{138018}{138063}...and the Triad's|buying their release.
{138070}{138132}That's what Uncle Benny meant|by buying them back.
{138139}{138217}That general will shit|when he sees the money's counterfeit.
{138224}{138261}Let's tell him.
{139284}{139317}Hi, gang.
{139324}{139353}LAPD.
{139453}{139493}I saw Hong.
{139501}{139566}This is what Benny meant|by buying the Four Fathers.
{139572}{139666}Harpo, Groucho, Chico and Fucko.|How are you, boys?
{139676}{139704}Who's the naughty general?
{139711}{139760}Who's been lining his pockets?
{139768}{139832}Naughty!|Speaky EngIish?
{139877}{139902}What do you want?
{139940}{139962}See this?
{139970}{140044}I hope you need lots of|toiIet paper back home.
{140050}{140090}That's all it's good for.
{140098}{140169}Take the Four Pops back to China.|We don't give a shit.
{140177}{140198}The Four Pops!
{140226}{140281}Don't want them no more.|It's counterfeit.
{140288}{140347}Triads never prosper|cheating a general.
{140396}{140430}See for yourself.
{140713}{140784}Money losing face.|General losing face.
{140791}{140853}Hard when Triad try to sit on it.
{140928}{140978}I fucked you. I fucked you!
{140991}{141014}We fucked you.
{141021}{141073}It's beautiful!
{141135}{141165}Don't we get a hand?
{141424}{141478}Keep your head down!|Let them shoot each other!
{141485}{141515}Watch out!
{141570}{141591}Thanks!
{141876}{141901}Was this a good idea?
{141906}{141933}It was an idea!
{142103}{142139}11 in the mag, 1 in the pipe.|You?
{142145}{142182}Wheel gun. 6 shots.
{142242}{142262}Four!
{142443}{142492}Why are you lying to me?
{142533}{142577}L.A. says you're on the take.
{142582}{142611}I'm on the take?!
{142616}{142692}I think it's crazy!|But you're spending lots of money!
{142701}{142740}You ever hear of Ebony Clark?
{142768}{142843}Yeah! She writes those|cheesy sex novels!
{142866}{142894}Are you boinking her?
{142900}{142973}No, I'm not boinking Ebony Clark!
{142980}{143021}Trish is Ebony Clark.
{143089}{143111}You are boinking her!
{143156}{143205}Yeah, I'm boinking her.
{143551}{143581}Too embarrassing to tell anybody.
{143588}{143625}Yeah, I don't blame you.
{143634}{143668}-She makes lots of money.|-How many you got?
{143674}{143710}Two.
{143732}{143766}I'll look for more ammo.
{144506}{144541}Who's in white pajamas?
{144556}{144623}Wah Sing Ku. The Four Father|with him is his older brother.
{144629}{144661}No kidding?
{144892}{144939}-Hey, Butters.|-Shit! Shit!
{144949}{144993}Now you got my name right.
{144999}{145046}I'm out.|I got to find some rounds.
{145065}{145102}I'll help you.
{145115}{145164}Never been shot before.
{145262}{145304}Take care of my son-in-law.
{146428}{146495}-You all right?|-No, I got my ass kicked again.
{146501}{146545}Shit, I'm out.
{146552}{146633}I hit the bastard. I thought|I missed him. Where'd they go?
{146930}{146957}Come on!
{147006}{147058}We got Door Number 1 ,|Number 2, or Number 3.
{147140}{147196}-Looks like Number 2, Monty.|-Let's go.
{147320}{147387}What's behind Door Number 2?|Bingo.
{147581}{147618}Now you've done it.
{147628}{147663}Now he's really pissed.
{147783}{147843}Son of a bitch will be a handful.
{147953}{148059}Since I met you, I've done some|hairy shit. But this won't happen.
{148085}{148129}I'm going to be a grandfather. . .
{148137}{148189}. . .and you and Lorna will have a baby.
{148281}{148351}He ain't worth dying for, Riggs.
{148418}{148457}Yeah, you're right.
{148503}{148570}If he gets away we can|track him down later. . .
{148576}{148621}. . .with a howitzer or something.
{148626}{148701}Your son-in-law's bIeeding.|We should get him and go.
{148717}{148786}-Shit, it's raining.|-I'm too old for this shit.
{148811}{148855}Guy's too damn good.
{148863}{148935}How'd he do that thing with the gun?
{148945}{149038}He took my gun apart with one move.|How'd he do that?
{149097}{149122}How?
{149329}{149372}Yeah, okay.
{149381}{149406}Let's go ask him.
{154952}{154987}Are you up there?
{155003}{155034}Are you all right?
{155917}{155956}Where are you, Riggs?
{155966}{156016}Will it to me, Riggs!
{156054}{156085}Where are you?
{156090}{156120}Will it to me!
{156179}{156218}Will me, Riggs.
{156225}{156278}You going to have a baby. Will me!
{156284}{156341}You son of a bitch.|God! Will me!
{156489}{156540}I hear you, Riggs.
{156554}{156609}I got you! I'm coming!
{157831}{157879}I heard you, Riggs!
{157912}{157965}You willed me to it!
{157973}{158015}What took you so long?
{158022}{158092}What the Hell do you mean?
{158099}{158180}I was knocked down over here!|I couldn't even get up!
{158250}{158276}Come back here!
{158355}{158396}Let's go home, man.
{158410}{158452}Let's get out of here.
{158597}{158679}I haven't been here enough|lately, Vicky. I'm sorry.
{158719}{158790}I need to talk to you about Lorna.|Me and Lorna.
{158863}{158935}It's like this.|She wants to get married. . .
{158974}{159055}. . .and I love her.|I won't lie to you. I do.
{159068}{159128}And I want to make her happy.
{159182}{159235}I'm looking for help here, honey.
{159282}{159317}I don't know what to do.
{159356}{159408}Funny talking to you about|this stuff--
{159526}{159580}You want to get yourseIf shot?
{159644}{159693}What the Hell are you doing here?
{159707}{159735}I was tailing you.
{159769}{159794}Sorry.
{159872}{159944}I'll leave you alone.|I guess you want to be alone.
{159959}{159995}I'd appreciate it.
{160108}{160167}When I was a kid I had a pet frog.
{160177}{160197}What?
{160225}{160288}Give me a second.|Let me tell you this.
{160297}{160363}I had this pet frog, name was Froggy.
{160373}{160419}He was my best friend in the world.
{160440}{160504}I didn't have lots of friends.|In fact. . .
{160517}{160565}. . .I had no friends.
{160634}{160689}I used to kiss the frog too.
{160695}{160741}I thought maybe. . .
{160755}{160834}. . .it would turn into a princess|since I was a boy.
{160843}{160879}And it could be. . .
{160887}{160915}. . .my mother.
{160939}{161012}They told me that|she left or something.
{161036}{161095}And my father was no bargain.
{161101}{161139}And so, just the frog. . .
{161149}{161190}. . .Froggy, was my friend.
{161197}{161274}I loved him and took him|everywhere with me.
{161280}{161327}I was riding my bike one day. . .
{161334}{161386}. . .he jumped out of the box. . .
{161393}{161439}. . .and I ran him over|with the back tire.
{161458}{161495}I killed him.
{161507}{161570}I was really heartbroken. Really.
{161594}{161658}He was my best friend,|the only thing I ever loved.
{161694}{161736}And then I met you. . .
{161746}{161776}. . .and Roger.
{161785}{161871}You looked after me|a lot more than you had to.
{161886}{161930}I'm terribIe to you, Leo.
{161939}{161970}No, it's okay.
{161982}{162009}It's okay.
{162019}{162057}You're my family. . .
{162070}{162110}. . .and my friends.
{162162}{162239}You're not better friends than Froggy,|just different.
{162402}{162470}I just thought that|might be relevant.
{162581}{162630}Okay, I'll leave you alone now.
{162713}{162756}I got a funny f--
{162772}{162791}What's wrong?!
{162800}{162839}I'm having a baby.
{162848}{162877}Lorna beeped me.
{162890}{162941}Yes, it's Lorna.|She's having the baby.
{162950}{162997}-I'll get the car.|-I'll be behind you.
{163191}{163248}You picked a strange angel, honey.
{163300}{163341}But I got the message.
{163372}{163410}I got the message.
{163560}{163606}I'll always have this.
{163620}{163654}Always have you.
{163670}{163710}In here and here.
{163748}{163769}Thanks, honey.
{163778}{163825}I got to go. Bye.
{163841}{163882}I am not ready to have this baby!
{163891}{163948}You're as ready as you're going to be.
{163957}{163993}Fine! Just wheel me in.
{164004}{164055}My legs are staying closed!
{164078}{164101}Give me this!
{164110}{164144}Ma'am, Let go!
{164154}{164225}I am a police officer!|And I am not ready!
{164384}{164414}Are you all right?
{164423}{164457}-Are you the husband?|-Yes.
{164464}{164492}Honey, are you all right?
{164497}{164520}No, I'm not.
{164528}{164572}I said I didn't want|to get married, but I do.
{164580}{164645}I want to be a wife|before I'm a mother.
{164653}{164682}I know you don't want to.
{164732}{164771}-You said ''okay''?|-Yes, I did. Okay.
{164781}{164816}Let's do it.
{164843}{164875}He said okay.
{164888}{164942}-Congratulations.|-He said okay, Leo.
{164953}{164987}Oh, my God!
{164996}{165034}What's that smell?
{165043}{165116}I was on my way to the toilet|and she grabbed me.
{165121}{165188}-I'm so sorry.|-Have a nice baby!
{165232}{165265}I'm so sorry.
{165336}{165380}Will you marry me?
{165463}{165488}You bet I will.
{165567}{165589}Let's go.
{165598}{165656}I'm not going! Wait!
{165696}{165725}-Get a minister.|-Now?
{165730}{165801}Now. We're getting married.|Here comes another one.
{165807}{165832}We need a Iicense--
{165838}{165888}I want to hear it|before the baby comes!
{165893}{165916}It's coming now.
{165925}{165988}Listen, I am getting married|or there is no baby.
{165995}{166055}This could be an aspect|of a transition phase.
{166061}{166131}This is no goddamn aspect|of a transition phase!
{166140}{166181}Honey, everybody, caIm down.
{166190}{166227}Calm down. Okay?
{166236}{166293}Get a priest, minister, anything.
{166301}{166359}Go get a priest!|Goddamn it, Leo!
{166368}{166408}I got it. Okay.
{166416}{166463}Pant, pant, blow.|Remember Lamaze class?
{166470}{166511}Pant, blow. Come on!
{166563}{166600}But I want to say ''I do.''
{166608}{166650}Here he is!
{166658}{166689}This is Rabbi Gelb.
{166696}{166719}A rabbi?
{166725}{166759}You said anything.
{166768}{166797}He'll do.
{166803}{166840}For what I'll do?
{166846}{166902}We'd like you to marry us.|Please.
{166909}{166945}-You're Jewish?|-Not necessariIy.
{166953}{166983}-You got a license?|-No.
{166990}{167032}Please don't go!
{167048}{167112}She needs to hear the words|before the baby comes.
{167119}{167205}Are you both serious?|I don't have time for hijinks.
{167212}{167243}We're very serious.
{167251}{167297}I could do it.|It wouldn't be official.
{167304}{167341}I just want to hear the words.
{167351}{167398}What the Hell! Your names?
{167407}{167441}I'm Martin and this is Lorna.
{167452}{167487}Martin and Lorna.
{167507}{167574}What am I doing?|How do the goyim do this?
{167607}{167652}Dearly beloved!
{167659}{167771}Dearly beloved,|marriage is a spirituaI union. . . .
{167800}{167871}Faster!|She's heading for the home stretch.
{167880}{167933}Martin, will you take|Lorna to be your wife?
{167940}{168022}Will you honor, love, etc. . .
{168028}{168077}-. . .till death do you part?|-I will.
{168082}{168147}Lorna, will you take Martin|to be your husband?
{168156}{168218}-I do.|-The same thing.
{168223}{168252}I pronounce you man and wife.
{168259}{168311}You may kiss the bride.|You already did.
{168318}{168363}-Let's go.|-No, wait!
{168370}{168402}Hold it!
{168411}{168438}What is it?
{168448}{168502}Let me have this glass!
{168510}{168576}No, goddamn it!|What are you doing?!
{168589}{168660}Talk to the hand!|I'll be right back.
{168667}{168742}You know how long it took me|to fill that thing? All day!
{168748}{168817}This is unsanitary.|What is this?
{168827}{168868}-Break the glass.|-I'll get piss on my shoes!
{168886}{168918}You got to do this!
{168937}{168973}Mazeltov !
{169028}{169077}Come back here,|you little son of a bitch!
{169085}{169114}Pant, pant, blow.
{169121}{169153}Leo, please.
{169193}{169270}Your work is over here.|I think someone else needs you.
{169398}{169445}Good luck, Lorna, Riggs.
{169534}{169564}Thanks a Iot.
{169680}{169719}Stick around.|Meet the kid.
{169725}{169777}Good luck, Lorna!
{169919}{169969}Here it comes.
{170020}{170050}Here he is.
{170064}{170140}He's looking right at you.|He knows it's you.
{170256}{170297}Rog, look what I found.
{170312}{170371}-Look at that.|-What a beauty!
{170388}{170431}Look at those eyes!
{170446}{170505}-He looks like his mother.|-Yes, he does.
{170513}{170537}Murtaugh!
{170606}{170639}No, Butters!
{170650}{170696}Butters' baby.|Better not be Murtaugh.
{170704}{170740}It's Butters.
{170777}{170815}Look at that baby.
{170833}{170870}Look at the hair.
{170894}{170935}That's my baby!
{170950}{171013}Look at her. You're so cute.|Look at you!
{171019}{171083}27 people, nobody thought|of bringing a camera?
{171089}{171127}Leo, your plastic's flaccid.
{171136}{171217}These machines wreck your plastic,|then give you the camera.
{171226}{171280}The camera doesn't work.|They're trying to--
{171389}{171423}What are you doing here?
{171442}{171478}Look at these two babies.
{171484}{171535}A little something from the squad.
{171600}{171658}-Give back the captain badges.|-Why?
{171664}{171743}Congratulations, you're sergeants again.|The city's self-insured.
{171750}{171798}I thought they'd make us president.
{171826}{171881}By the way, Grandpa,|you owe the chief one.
{171889}{171921}He went to the INS. . .
{171926}{171987}. . .and they're giving asylum|to the Hongs.
{171998}{172023}All right!
{172066}{172105}We're going to take a picture.
{172209}{172262}Squeeze together.|Candy stripers out.
{172270}{172302}Out! Okay. Out!
{172320}{172373}I can't.|There's not enough room.
{172420}{172462}You got to back up.
{172481}{172507}I'm taking big steps!
{172515}{172550}Get this guy to take it.
{172557}{172620}Doc, can you take a picture|of all of us?
{172697}{172750}It's my best man, after all.
{172759}{172796}Get my grandbaby in it too.
{172803}{172829}Are you all friends?
{172837}{172908}No. We're family!
{172915}{172935}Okay, on 3.
{172942}{172990}One, two, three!
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