{940}{1006}This is a simple story...
{940}{1006}This is a simple story...
{1008}{1075}but not an easy one to tell.
{1008}{1075}but not an easy one to tell.
{1077}{1127}Like a fable, there is sorrow...
{1077}{1127}Like a fable, there is sorrow...
{1129}{1225}and, like a fable,|it is full of wonder and happiness.
{1129}{1225}and, like a fable,|it is full of wonder and happiness.
{1324}{1402}I sing what I see. Nothing gets by me.
{1324}{1402}I sing what I see. Nothing gets by me.
{1405}{1448}" Here I am," said I to chaos.
{1405}{1448}" Here I am," said I to chaos.
{1450}{1514}"I am your slave!"|And he: "Good."
{1450}{1514}"I am your slave!"|And he: "Good."
{1517}{1571}" For what?" said I.
{1517}{1571}" For what?" said I.
{1574}{1682}Free in the end, I am!|What good is a caress when bliss...
{1574}{1682}Free in the end, I am!|What good is a caress when bliss...
{1685}{1728}this man came to possess?
{1731}{1778}Here I am, readry.
{1685}{1728}this man came to possess?
{1731}{1778}Here I am, readry.
{1781}{1852}The trains are gone,|the brakes are gone.
{1781}{1852}The trains are gone,|the brakes are gone.
{1853}{1941}And I can resist no more.|Go, sweet Bacchus, take me.
{1853}{1941}And I can resist no more.|Go, sweet Bacchus, take me.
{1943}{2020}The brakes are gone!|The brakes are gone!
{1943}{2020}The brakes are gone!|The brakes are gone!
{2023}{2056}I heard you.
{2023}{2056}I heard you.
{2058}{2113}- No, they're really gone!|- Hit the brakes!
{2058}{2113}- No, they're really gone!|- Hit the brakes!
{2115}{2164}Weren't you reciting a poem?
{2115}{2164}Weren't you reciting a poem?
{2210}{2270}It doesn't work!
{2210}{2270}It doesn't work!
{2376}{2419}Brake!
{2421}{2506}We're going to die!|The woods!
{2376}{2419}Brake!
{2421}{2506}We're going to die!|The woods!
{2640}{2691}Brake!
{2640}{2691}Brake!
{2815}{2854}The king is coming!
{2815}{2854}The king is coming!
{2857}{2917}There he is!
{2857}{2917}There he is!
{2959}{3013}It's full of people down there.|Straight.
{2959}{3013}It's full of people down there.|Straight.
{3015}{3056}We have no brakes!
{3015}{3056}We have no brakes!
{3058}{3125}We have no brakes! Move!
{3058}{3125}We have no brakes! Move!
{3832}{3897}Go for a walk.
{3832}{3897}Go for a walk.
{3900}{3955}Otherwise,|we'll get there tomorrow.
{3900}{3955}Otherwise,|we'll get there tomorrow.
{3958}{4009}I found the screw.
{3958}{4009}I found the screw.
{4037}{4080}Now what do you need?
{4037}{4080}Now what do you need?
{4083}{4158}Nothing.|I need ten minutes alone.
{4083}{4158}Nothing.|I need ten minutes alone.
{4160}{4230}All right,|I'll leave you alone.
{4160}{4230}All right,|I'll leave you alone.
{4232}{4289}Do you want the screw|from before?
{4232}{4289}Do you want the screw|from before?
{4292}{4347}No, I want to be alone.
{4292}{4347}No, I want to be alone.
{4637}{4685}Do I toss out the screw|If I find it?
{4637}{4685}Do I toss out the screw|If I find it?
{4688}{4763}I need ten minutes alone.
{4688}{4763}I need ten minutes alone.
{4766}{4850}I'm washing my hands.
{4766}{4850}I'm washing my hands.
{5039}{5122}Prettry girl! How's it going?
{5039}{5122}Prettry girl! How's it going?
{5125}{5166}What are you doing?
{5125}{5166}What are you doing?
{5168}{5231}Did your mom put this stuff here?
{5168}{5231}Did your mom put this stuff here?
{5234}{5280}No, the landladry did.
{5234}{5280}No, the landladry did.
{5282}{5352}Is it a market? It's beautiful.
{5282}{5352}Is it a market? It's beautiful.
{5354}{5407}How much is it?|How old are you?
{5354}{5407}How much is it?|How old are you?
{5439}{5497}- What's your name?|- Eleonora.
{5439}{5497}- What's your name?|- Eleonora.
{5499}{5555}Nice to meet you.|I'm Prince Guido.
{5499}{5555}Nice to meet you.|I'm Prince Guido.
{5557}{5659}- Prince?|- I'm a prince, I am.
{5557}{5659}- Prince?|- I'm a prince, I am.
{5660}{5709}All this is mine.
{5660}{5709}All this is mine.
{5711}{5768}Here starts the prince's principate.
{5711}{5768}Here starts the prince's principate.
{5770}{5830}I'll call this place Addis Ababa.
{5770}{5830}I'll call this place Addis Ababa.
{5831}{5831}I'll change it all.|Out go the cows, in come the camels.
{5831}{5951}I'll change it all.|Out go the cows, in come the camels.
{5954}{6005}Camels?
{6007}{6063}Even a few hippopotamus.
{6065}{6119}I must go.|I'm meeting with the princess.
{6122}{6187}- When?|- Now!
{6304}{6357}Good morning, Princess!
{6359}{6446}How frightening.|I almost killed myself. Did I hurt you?
{6448}{6489}I've never been better.
{6492}{6534}Do you always leave|the house like this?
{6535}{6607}I wanted to burn that wasp's nest,|but I got stung.
{6610}{6671}A wasp stung you? There?|Allow me.
{6673}{6707}Hold still, Princess.
{6710}{6798}A wasp's poison is very dangerous.
{6801}{6843}You have to get it out.
{6845}{6931}- Lie down. It'll take a while.|- No, thank you.
{6997}{7065}- Did you get stung anywhere else?|- No, thank you.
{7068}{7132}What a place here!|It's beautiful!
{7134}{7209}Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky.|I'm moving here!
{7211}{7310}It's all his! He wants to fill it|with camels! He's a prince!
{7312}{7360}Exactly.
{7362}{7443}Prince Guido|At your service, Princess.
{7445}{7491}I'm coming!
{7493}{7545}Good-bye, then.
{7547}{7635}- How can I thank you?|- There's no need.
{7637}{7690}If you really want|to thank me...
{7692}{7778}I'll take some eggs to make|a nice omelette for my squire.
{7779}{7832}Take whatever you want.|It's all yours.
{7835}{7867}Thank you!
{7869}{7971}I'll take two-- six.|All right? I'll make a nice omelette.
{7974}{8053}Good-bye, Eleonora!|My regards, Princess.
{8100}{8156}Farewell.
{8158}{8262}Here I am, Ferruccio!|Tonight's special: omelette!
{8265}{8315}All camels here!
{8525}{8630}- Where is this house?|- Turn left. We're almost there.
{8633}{8684}Is your uncle sleeping with us?
{8687}{8768}He's lived in the hotel for 30 years.|He's the head maitre.
{8770}{8846}He's lending us the house.|He uses it for storage.
{8849}{8880}There. We're here.
{8912}{8966}That's Robin Hood,|my uncle's horse.
{8968}{9021}Here's my uncle's buggy|and my uncle's house.
{9024}{9072}And inside is my uncle.
{9101}{9168}Hello, dear uncle! Here we are!|Hurry, it's late.
{9171}{9218}Here we are.|The car broke down!
{9362}{9413}Uncle!
{9543}{9597}- Barbarians.|- Who were they?
{9599}{9656}- Barbarians.|- Why didn't you cry for help?
{9659}{9726}Silence is|the most powerful cry.
{9729}{9776}Is he your poet friend?
{9779}{9839}My name is Ferruccio.|I'm also an upholsterer.
{9876}{9962}Here you are. It's an old storehouse|full of odds and ends.
{9964}{10052}An old passion--|an odd and end in itself!.
{10055}{10114}What's all this stuff for?
{10117}{10223}You can stay as long as you want.|It's not easy to be a waiter.
{10226}{10307}That's the bed.|Legend has it Garibaldi slept there.
{10309}{10360}Nothing is more necessary|than the unnecessary.
{10363}{10397}Barbarians.
{10399}{10490}The town hall is on Via Sestani,|to the right after the colonnade.
{10493}{10584}The bathroom, equipped|with the invention of Mr. Bidet.
{10585}{10684}There are a few books here,|among which The Life of Petrarch.
{10685}{10811}The kitchen is in there. This is|a velocipede, commonly called a bike.
{10814}{10920}I have to get back to the hotel.|There's only one key. Don't lose it.
{10940}{11047}It's so good to see you.|I'm coming, Robin Hood!
{11135}{11174}What an uncle!
{11218}{11268}Look at this!
{11308}{11409}Didn't I tell you? We're in a citry.|You can do whatever you want.
{11411}{11482}If you want to do something,|you do it.
{11485}{11548}You want to let yourself go?|You want to yell? Yell!
{11616}{11664}Stop it!|What are you, crazy?
{11666}{11740}You can't act|like you do in the country.
{11743}{11833}You've been yelling like a madman.|You can't yell!
{11836}{11882}May! The key!
{11983}{12032}See? You can't yell.
{12035}{12129}Understand? If you stopped thinking|so much about poetry...
{12132}{12229}you'd make your father happier|and you'd make more money than him.
{12232}{12285}That's right, Oreste.|That's what I tell him too.
{12287}{12344}You have to settle down!
{12345}{12415}What a nice hat.|How does it look?
{12416}{12483}- Nice. How does it look?|- Nice, but it's mine.
{12486}{12538}When do I start working?
{12541}{12599}You're already late.|Right away!
{12601}{12669}Get that armchair|and take it to the workshop.
{12671}{12777}- That one?|- That one. And be careful!
{12779}{12853}Good. I'm going to the town hall.|Good-bye.
{12854}{12926}Good-bye,|and behave yourselves...
{12929}{12992}because these are hard times.
{12994}{13037}Hard, hard times!
{13039}{13088}They're hard times?
{13090}{13167}Why, what are your|political views?
{13170}{13250}Benito! Adolph!|Be good!
{13253}{13301}What did you say?
{13333}{13410}I said, how are things going?
{13412}{13462}Good-bye, then.
{13464}{13506}Careful!|You'll break the legs!
{13548}{13578}Good-bye!
{13727}{13841}He pulled it off.|He took my hat. I'll find him though.
{13843}{13901}Benito,|you're going to get a slap!
{13951}{14050}I need to do the whole bureaucratic|procedure to open a bookstore.
{14052}{14113}- Does it take a long time?|- Years.
{14115}{14163}Then we'd better|open a file now.
{14165}{14256}First you apply, and|the department head has to sign it.
{14331}{14422}I almost scrambled my eggs.|I've had them since yesterday.
{14423}{14501}I forgot about them.|Thank God they didn't break. Take note.
{14503}{14548}I, the undersigned,|Guido Orefice...
{14551}{14623}- am applying to open--|- He can't sign it now!
{14653}{14705}What's going on?
{14707}{14771}I need your signature|to open a bookstore.
{14773}{14850}- Miss, what's going on?|- Mr. Rodolfo, I told him.
{14852}{14914}-Just one signature.|- No, I can't.
{14917}{14980}My substitute will be here|in an hour. Ask him.
{14982}{15076}- All I need is a signature.|- We close at one here!
{15077}{15130}It's ten to one.
{15132}{15168}File a complaint.
{15202}{15276}Boy, is he nastry.
{15278}{15368}To sign a paper, open a file,|all he had to do was--
{15370}{15448}Now I have to wait one hour|for his substitute.
{15451}{15513}I'm filing a complaint.|Write, "I, the undersigned--"
{15599}{15647}What a wallop!
{15731}{15800}Are you hurt?|I'll help you.
{15802}{15845}Come here.|I didn't do it on purpose.
{15847}{15887}Don't touch me!
{15920}{15996}You can forget|about your bookshop!
{16022}{16053}No, the eggs!
{16125}{16185}You scoundrel!|I'll kill you!
{16415}{16456}Out of the way!
{16628}{16691}Good morning, Princess.
{16720}{16799}I wonder if we'll ever bump|into each other standing up.
{16802}{16870}Excuse me,|but I've got to run.
{16873}{16938}Farewell, Princess!
{17275}{17339}- Chicken.|- That's easy.
{17341}{17412}It's served whole,|bottom down on the plate.
{17414}{17461}"Will you cut it for me?"|" Naturally."
{17463}{17553}I stick the blade under the wing|then I rip off the drumstick.
{17556}{17625}I cut the meat along|the bottom of the breastbone.
{17628}{17695}- Off go the wings, breast and skin.|- Lobster.
{17698}{17759}Piece of cake, Uncle.
{17761}{17838}I stick the wing under the leg.
{17840}{17903}Off goes the leg.|I rip off the lobster, stick the--
{17905}{17960}Lobster is a crustacean.
{18012}{18099}Off goes the crust...|of the crustacean.
{18101}{18232}Off go the crust and antennae.|Who eats the antennae?
{18233}{18305}Off go the antennae,|off goes the lobster.
{18308}{18346}There's nothing left.
{18348}{18420}We're out of lobster,|but the chicken is delicious.
{18453}{18559}- I don't remember how to do lobster.|- You serve it as is.
{18562}{18613}There's no need to touch it!
{18616}{18674}That's too easy.|That's why I didn't remember.
{18676}{18721}- Continue.|- Behavior!
{18724}{18776}Stand by.|Still, like this.
{18779}{18825}"Waiter?"|"Yes?"
{18826}{18891}In position.|Stand by behavior. Waiter!
{19098}{19163}Why only me?|There must be other waiters, right?
{19218}{19272}Bowing!|Piece of cake.
{19325}{19396}You bow down, further.
{19398}{19498}Like this, at a 45 degree angle,|just like a champagne bottle.
{19500}{19576}45 degrees, even 50, 55.
{19579}{19652}90 degrees.|A right angle. 1 80.
{19655}{19740}How far do I bow down?|1 80 degrees? Like this?
{19742}{19817}Think of a sunflower.|They bow to the sun.
{19819}{19884}But if you see some|that are too bowed down...
{19886}{19926}it means they're dead!
{19929}{19989}You're serving.|You're not a servant.
{19992}{20047}Serving is a supreme art.
{20048}{20111}God is the first servant.
{20114}{20193}God serves men,|but he's not a servant to men.
{20196}{20299}- There was no button here.|- It doesn't go there, silly.
{20303}{20384}I have to take the car back to Pop.|He's counting on it.
{20385}{20436}You'll take it back|in a month or so.
{20439}{20511}No, I've got to get it back soon.|You know why?
{20543}{20582}Why?
{20749}{20834}- What? What time is it?|- Were you sleeping?
{20836}{20895}Of course I was.
{20898}{20969}You fell asleep|while talking to me!
{20972}{21031}- How did you do that?|- Schopenhauer.
{21033}{21078}Who?
{21080}{21170}Schopenhauer says that with willpower,|you can do anything.
{21173}{21220}"I am what I want to be."
{21223}{21302}Right now I want to sleep,|so I was saying to myself...
{21304}{21361}"I'm sleeping, sleeping,"|and I fell asleep.
{21398}{21446}Amazing.|And it's simple too.
{21448}{21529}I want to try too.|I'm sleeping, sleeping, sleeping--
{21593}{21660}Don't move your hands.|You're not a juggler.
{21662}{21748}It's a matter of thought.|It's serious, and it takes time.
{21749}{21799}We'll talk about it tomorrow.
{21824}{21871}Amazing, though.
{21913}{21958}Wake up.
{21960}{22025}Wake up.
{22078}{22125}What is it now?|What are you doing?
{22128}{22184}- It totally works!|- What works?
{22186}{22287}Schopenhauer.|You know what I just said? "Wake up."
{22290}{22373}Bam, you woke up.|This theory is incredible.
{22375}{22437}- How does it work?|- You were yelling in my ear!
{22440}{22511}That's why I woke up.
{22513}{22597}- So I should say it quieter.|- Don't say it at all!
{22689}{22742}It's deep.|You have to think it.
{22853}{22904}Why are you running?|Slow down!
{22907}{22944}Hurry up. It's late!
{22946}{22997}May, the key!
{23056}{23101}Every morning,|she throws the key.
{23104}{23138}Look!
{23141}{23212}There's that teacher.|Boy, is she pretty.
{23213}{23297}I even dreamt about her.|Come with me. I'll introduce you.
{23299}{23376}- Holy smokes! Stay still!|- What is it?
{23378}{23413}Don't move!
{23414}{23518}The one in the car.|He's that jerk the eggs fell on.
{23521}{23579}He'll kill me if he sees me.|Be good.
{23580}{23635}- What's he doing?|- He's talking.
{23638}{23689}- What's he saying?|- How do I know?
{23692}{23780}- What's he doing?|- He's saying good-bye.
{23783}{23870}He's got a car just like mine!|There he is!
{23872}{23944}Don't move.|He'll kill me if he sees me!
{23947}{23983}Stay still, Ferruccio.
{24075}{24138}Good morning, Princess!
{24181}{24261}It's you again.|How do you do this?
{24264}{24354}This is the princess|who fell from the sky into my arms.
{24356}{24439}Is he the one who sucked|the stinger out of your thigh?
{24440}{24519}Yes. We keep meeting like this.|You just suddenly show up.
{24521}{24605}We could make plans to meet.
{24606}{24669}- Tonight at 8:00?|- No, it's nicer this way.
{24672}{24713}Let's go, Dora.|You'll be late.
{24772}{24835}I hope we meet again|suddenly.
{24838}{24918}Farewell, Princess!
{24920}{24974}Did you see her?|She's pretty, huh?
{24977}{25035}She likes it|when I suddenly appear.
{25239}{25299}I don't believe it.
{25302}{25362}"Obscurity."
{25365}{25406}You're a genius!
{25408}{25483}"The bigger it is,|the less you see it."
{25486}{25528}Solution: obscurity.
{25531}{25598}Marvelous.|Did you make that riddle up?
{25600}{25716}No, but you solved it in five minutes.|It took me eight days.
{25719}{25761}Obscurity!
{25762}{25832}Salmon, salad|and a glass of white wine.
{25835}{25890}Listen to this one, Guido.
{25916}{25993}If I may, it's my turn.
{25995}{26048}My pop told me this|when I was a wee boy.
{26049}{26115}"The dwarves and Snow White|sit down for a bite.
{26117}{26229}How fast can you guess|what she serves her guests next?"
{26315}{26371}It sounds refined.
{26374}{26427}I want to solve it right now.
{26429}{26513}- Eat first or it'll get cold.|- I don't want to. It's too late.
{26516}{26570}Salad, salmon, white wine.|It's light.
{26572}{26620}The dwarves...
{26653}{26697}and Snow White.
{26784}{26859}- Is the kitchen closed?|- Everybody's gone. Why?
{26862}{26940}A gentleman from Rome is here|from the Ministry. He wants to eat.
{26942}{26983}The kitchen is closed.
{26985}{27047}Oh, well, he would have|given you a good tip.
{27050}{27097}The kitchen is open.
{27116}{27155}Come right in.
{27383}{27442}Doctor, you're not eating anything?
{27508}{27550}"The dwarves and Snow White--"
{27601}{27691}I know the kitchen is closed.|Maybe a cold dish.
{27693}{27810}- It's all delicious. Take your pick.|- Something light.
{27813}{27885}Well, we've got meat,|a nice heavy steak...
{27888}{27972}lamb, kidneys,|some greasy breaded liver.
{27975}{28036}- Otherwise, there's fish.|- Fish.
{28038}{28122}We have...|a nice fatty turbot...
{28125}{28206}eel stuffed with fatty sausage|and greased with Grand Marnier...
{28208}{28251}or some lean salmon--
{28254}{28313}The salmon, thank you.
{28315}{28380}- Side dish?|- There's a side dish too?
{28413}{28484}Of course.|We have very, very fried mushrooms...
{28486}{28578}buttered potatoes in Nancry butter|with a flaky sauce--
{28580}{28701}Is there a small, light salad?|If not, nothing.
{28703}{28824}A light salad? What a pity.|The very, very fried mushrooms...
{28826}{28892}were out of this world.|So, a light salad...
{28894}{28956}a lean salmon|and a glass of white wine.
{28959}{29016}Perfect.|As soon as possible.
{29018}{29066}I'll do my best.
{29473}{29538}" How fast can you guess|what she serves her guests next?"
{29540}{29572}Right.
{29609}{29676}- "The dwarves and Snow White."|- Good night, Doctor.
{29678}{29732}Good night, genius.
{29781}{29878}What did he say? The dwarves?|What is he, drunk?
{29880}{29924}It's a riddle.|"Seven seconds."
{29990}{30070}"Seven seconds" is the solution.|"The dwarves and Snow White."
{30072}{30128}If there are seven dwarves dining...
{30131}{30190}and she serves seconds,|that means "seven seconds."
{30227}{30312}Doctor Lessing is a physician,|a very serious person.
{30314}{30395}But he's obsessed with riddles.|He loses sleep over them.
{30473}{30535}Excuse me.|The " Francesco Petrarca" school.
{30576}{30660}The elementary school? A friend|Of mine teaches there. It's beautiful.
{30662}{30720}It's not far from here. Why?
{30722}{30784}Good. I can sleep|an extra half hour.
{30786}{30872}Do you have to go|to that school tomorrow morning?
{30874}{30918}They're expecting me at 8:30.
{31091}{31162}Please, children, silence!|A moment of attention.
{31164}{31241}The inspector from Rome|will be here shortly.
{31244}{31297}I want to make|a good impression on him.
{31299}{31390}Listen very quietly|and carefully to what he says.
{31393}{31474}He'll tell us some very important|things about our beautiful country.
{31506}{31569}The inspector is here, ma'am.
{31571}{31637}He's already here?|He's early!
{31640}{31681}Sit down, Roberto!
{31793}{31857}All rise!
{31961}{32010}Good morning, Princess.
{32085}{32175}Good morning, Mr. Inspector.|I'm the principal.
{32178}{32234}These are some of our teachers.
{32299}{32334}Good.
{32391}{32426}Therefore--
{32478}{32565}How many years have you taught|in this school district?
{32567}{32603}Sixteen.
{32658}{32730}Are you up to date|with the ongoing...
{32733}{32787}school program approved|by the Ministry this year?
{32789}{32824}Yes.
{32871}{32978}Did you read the bulletin|regarding childhood hygiene?
{32980}{33028}Of course.
{33083}{33142}What are you doing on Sunday?
{33145}{33264}No, I mean, Sunday is St. May's Day.|What are you doing?
{33267}{33326}I'm going to the theater.
{33376}{33435}- To see what?|- Offenbach.
{33438}{33489}Right,|they're playing Offenbach.
{33579}{33626}Fine. Well--
{33651}{33724}Thank you very much, and good-bye.|I just came to--
{33726}{33763}We know.
{33766}{33823}As you know, the inspector...
{33825}{33895}came from Rome to talk to us|about the race manifesto...
{33897}{33983}signed by the most well versed|Italian scientists.
{33985}{34065}He will, and we're very honored...
{34067}{34129}demonstrate to us that our race...
{34131}{34179}is a superior race--
{34181}{34236}the best of all.
{34238}{34284}Take your seats.
{34330}{34396}Go ahead, Inspector.
{34398}{34465}- Our race--|- Is superior.
{34468}{34503}Naturally!
{34534}{34586}Our race is superior.
{34589}{34678}I've just come from Rome,|right this minute...
{34680}{34764}to come and tell you in order|that you'll know, children...
{34766}{34814}that our race|is a superior one.
{34816}{34863}I was...
{34865}{34970}chosen, I was,|by racist Italian scientists...
{34972}{35020}in order to demonstrate...
{35022}{35089}how superior our race is.
{35091}{35185}Why did they pick me, children?
{35231}{35289}Must I tell you?
{35357}{35405}Where can you find...
{35407}{35486}someone more handsome than me?
{35489}{35586}Justly so, there is silence.|I'm an original "superior race"...
{35589}{35624}pure Aryan.
{35626}{35670}Children.
{35673}{35748}Let's start with something that|one says: "What's so big about that?"
{35750}{35862}The ear. Look at|the perfection of this ear.
{35865}{35928}Left auricle...
{35931}{35995}with a pendant|little bell at the end.
{35998}{36070}Check it out.|Movable cartilage.
{36073}{36112}Bendable.
{36115}{36187}Find two ears more beautiful|than these and I'll leave!
{36189}{36286}But you have to show me them.|They dream about these in France!
{36288}{36363}Races exist, children.|You bet they do!
{36365}{36445}But let's continue.|I want to show you something else.
{36446}{36490}Pay attention.
{36521}{36574}He said Inspector?
{36576}{36625}From Rome?
{36661}{36708}The belly button!
{36766}{36846}Take a look at this belly button!|What a knot!
{36848}{36905}But you can't untie it,|not even with your teeth!
{36908}{36980}Those racist scientists tried it.|Not a chance!
{36983}{37058}This is an Italian belly button.|It's part of our race!
{37059}{37111}Check out this style!
{37113}{37234}Look at these muscles:|ceps, biceps, triceps!
{37236}{37310}Look at this beauty!|Admire this hip!
{37422}{37493}Just look at the movement!
{37496}{37526}Gentlemen!
{37587}{37636}I must say good-bye now.
{37638}{37714}I have to go.|I have an appointment.
{37717}{37784}I'll make my Aryan exit|and bid you farewell.
{37787}{37833}Farewell!|The belly button!
{37896}{37967}I'll see you in Venice, Princess.
{39544}{39593}I can only hear|out of this ear.
{40057}{40137}Look at me, Princess.
{40139}{40187}Go on, I'm down here.
{40235}{40303}Look at me, Princess.
{40703}{40771}Turn around, Princess.
{40803}{40866}Turn around, around--
{41795}{41879}- Can we get a chocolate ice cream?|- Yes, but we'll have to be quick.
{41882}{41911}Why?
{41913}{42019}We have to be at the Prefect's at eight.|We were invited to dinner.
{42021}{42066}- Where?|- At the Prefect's.
{42096}{42165}Have pity on me, Lord.|Let it not be true.
{42167}{42245}- Another dinner at the Prefect's?|- Your mother is coming too.
{42247}{42283}Bingo!
{42284}{42401}Let's us just go to dinner.|We'll stop by the Prefect's for coffee.
{42404}{42455}I'm not coming!
{42458}{42522}All right, I heard you!|I'll tell him we're not going.
{42525}{42580}It'll just be me and you.
{42611}{42692}- Good evening, Rodolfo!|- Good evening, Mr. Prefect.
{42722}{42788}I'll see you later at my house.|I'll expect you at 8:00.
{42791}{42838}We'll be there at 8:00 sharp.
{42948}{43006}Where is she?|Did you see her?
{43008}{43068}- She has to be here.|- You're here?
{43109}{43173}On time tomorrow, got it?
{43175}{43235}Did you take that stuff|out of the car?
{43238}{43304}It's silk. Don't ruin it.|Be very careful.
{43348}{43410}- What an opera.|- Beautiful!
{43473}{43544}Is that one of your curtains?
{43547}{43623}No, it must be|one of my colleague's.
{43687}{43738}He took my hat again!
{43763}{43821}- Let's go.|- Don't you see how it's raining?
{43823}{43890}- You go get the car.|- It's right around the corner.
{43893}{43952}All right, you wait here.
{43954}{44039}I'll pull up right here|and toot.
{44065}{44122}Give me the key!
{44124}{44178}Not the house key!|The car key!
{44218}{44272}The car key?|Are you crazy?
{44274}{44340}Keep him busy, you know,|the jerk the eggs fell on.
{44343}{44405}Keep him busy as long as you can.|I'll see you tonight.
{44407}{44463}Inside the car there's--|Go slow!
{44893}{44953}The least you could have done|is come get me with the umbrella.
{44955}{45028}You're just plain rude.|Look what a mess I am.
{45030}{45131}Plus, dinner at the Prefect's|gets me so nervous!
{45169}{45229}I knew it.|I've got the hiccups.
{45232}{45336}I always get them when I'm made|to do something I don't want to.
{45337}{45415}Don't you know that it takes|so little to make me happy?
{45417}{45486}A chocolate ice cream is enough!|Even two!
{45488}{45575}A nice walk together|and then whatever happens happens.
{45578}{45633}Instead you--
{45661}{45709}Good morning, Princess!
{45756}{45827}This is incredible.|You owe me an explanation.
{45829}{45900}No, you're the one|who owes me an explanation!
{45903}{45977}I stop under a roof and you fall|from the sky into my arms.
{45979}{46052}I fall off my bicrycle|and end up in your arms.
{46054}{46151}I do an inspection at school,|and there you are again!
{46153}{46211}You even turn up in my dreams.
{46213}{46333}Will you leave me alone?|You've really got a crush on me.
{46336}{46383}I don't blame you, but--
{46386}{46473}All right. At this point,|I give in. You win.
{46475}{46553}Where shall we go, Princess?|To the sea! Do you like the sea?
{46555}{46634}Yes, but they're waiting for me|at the theater. Take me back.
{46663}{46695}What's happening?
{46697}{46792}Princess, do you know how|to turn on the windshield wipers?
{46795}{46843}Step on the brakes!
{46892}{46956}Have no fear!|Hang on to me!
{46958}{47006}It's broken!
{47008}{47059}When did you learn to drive?
{47062}{47122}- Ten minutes ago.|- I thought it was less than that.
{47124}{47200}- The top doesn't close.|- The door won't open.
{47202}{47272}Wait! We're stuck!
{47274}{47339}We'll get out of here.|I'll take care of it.
{47342}{47396}The important thing is that|you don't get wet.
{47398}{47451}Cover yourself with this.
{47454}{47505}Take it.|We'll get out of here now.
{47530}{47591}I'll take care of everything.
{47634}{47681}Here we go.
{47708}{47766}Step right out, Princess.
{47840}{47893}There!|Step right out!
{47936}{48026}There's a huge puddle!|You'll get your feet wet! Wait!
{48128}{48164}Here!
{48309}{48356}- Go ahead, Princess.|- Where are we?
{48359}{48431}We've already been here.
{48434}{48525}- Me and you? When?|- Don't you remember?
{48527}{48572}The night it was raining...
{48574}{48636}and I made you an umbrella|out of a pillow!
{48638}{48739}It was a beautiful night. I put|the steering wheel on my shoulder...
{48741}{48832}did a little waltz,|and when I stopped in front of you...
{48835}{48866}you kissed me.
{49150}{49206}Princess, your behind|is blowing in the wind.
{49308}{49402}It depends on the person.|My pop was like that.
{49404}{49478}He had the ability|to make me do anything.
{49481}{49541}He understood me.|He knew how to deal with me.
{49543}{49596}I was like putty in his hand.
{49598}{49666}I always, always, always said yes.
{49698}{49770}So, all these treasures|you're hiding--
{49773}{49892}there is a way to open this treasure|chest and always get you to say yes!
{49895}{49950}It's easier than you think.
{49953}{50015}- All you need is the right key.|- And where exactly is it?
{50016}{50078}Heaven knows.
{50080}{50125}It's clearing up.
{50127}{50190}So, you were saying...
{50192}{50281}the key that always makes you say yes|has to come from heaven.
{50283}{50312}Yes.
{50315}{50371}I'll give it a try.
{50373}{50488}If the Virgin May tosses|it down to me-- You never know.
{50491}{50542}May, the key!
{50615}{50659}Is this it?
{50712}{50790}Do you really have to go home?|What about the chocolate ice cream?
{50792}{50841}- Let's get it right now.|- No, not now.
{50843}{50904}- Then when?|- I don't know.
{50906}{50980}Are we going to let heaven|decide that too?
{50983}{51082}No, leave May alone.|Don't bother her over an ice cream!
{51084}{51176}No, it's way too important.|We can't decide when to have it.
{51179}{51245}I have to ask her.
{51247}{51300}May, send someone to find out...
{51302}{51372}how long before|we can have the ice cream!
{51408}{51457}Seven seconds!
{51589}{51664}- This is my house.|- I've gone by here a thousand times.
{51666}{51717}I've always asked myself:|Who lives there?
{51719}{51780}I wanted to open|my store right out front.
{51781}{51851}- The bookshop?|- Yes. I'll see you every day.
{51854}{51894}Good-bye then.
{51897}{51983}You've been so nice to me.|All I want now is a hot bath.
{51985}{52043}I forgot to tell you.
{52075}{52114}Go ahead.
{52117}{52188}You can't imagine how much|I feel like making love to you.
{52221}{52300}But I'll never tell anyone,|especially not you.
{52302}{52353}They'd have to torture me|to make me say it.
{52355}{52459}- Say what?|- That I want to make love to you.
{52460}{52517}Not just once.|Over and over again!
{52519}{52561}But I'll never tell you that.
{52564}{52655}I'd have to be crazy to tell you|I'd even make love to you now...
{52656}{52705}right here,|for the rest of my life.
{52772}{52832}You'd better run or you'll get wet.|It's going to rain again.
{52835}{52882}Princess.
{52905}{52981}- You're all wet.|- My suit is no big deal.
{52983}{53053}It's that hat that bothers me.
{53055}{53141}I need a dry hat,|but where can I find one?
{53144}{53233}How did it go?|Right, it's easy!
{53235}{53335}May, send someone|to give my friend a dry hat.
{53546}{53600}Good night, Princess.|Farewell.
{54100}{54183}- Excuse me, where's the restroom?|- Straight ahead to the left.
{54384}{54457}If you don't get up|immediately...
{54458}{54557}I swear on your father's deathbed|I'll never speak to you again.
{54559}{54601}For the rest of my life!
{54637}{54684}I'm going to count|to three now.
{54687}{54747}If you don't get up,|I'll force you to get up.
{55096}{55154}Good girl.
{55157}{55214}Do you know|who's getting married?
{55216}{55290}Didn't I tell you?|That jerk the eggs fell on!
{55377}{55433}- Who's he marrying?|- I don't know.
{55436}{55490}But she hasn't even|shown up yet.
{55491}{55546}Everybody's waiting.
{55549}{55603}I've looked everywhere for you!
{55605}{55659}- Your uncle.|- My uncle?
{55662}{55711}Something's happened.|Come with me!
{55713}{55762}Outside! The horse!
{55822}{55882}What's that?
{55883}{55937}Is that your horse?
{55939}{56005}What a sight!|What did they write on him?
{56008}{56083}"Achtung, Jewish horse."
{56086}{56193}The usual barbarians, vandals.|It's sad. What nonsense.
{56195}{56230}"Jewish horse"!
{56232}{56338}Don't get upset.|They just did it to--
{56341}{56415}They didn't do it "to."|They did it "to."
{56443}{56501}You'll have to get|used to it, Guido.
{56503}{56572}- They'll start with you too.|- With me?
{56574}{56632}What could possibly happen to me?
{56634}{56702}The worst they can do is undress me,|paint me yellow and write...
{56704}{56757}"Achtung, Jewish waiter."
{56789}{56839}I didn't even know|this horse was Jewish.
{56842}{56904}Let's go. I'll clean him up|in the morning.
{56905}{56954}Take him back to the stall.
{57413}{57475}Look, there, in front of you!
{57619}{57668}Wait. I'll surprise her.
{57918}{57999}Come with me. I'd like to|introduce you to Fido Giovanardi.
{58252}{58336}Doctor Lessing!|Where are you going?
{58338}{58441}Urgent telegram.|I must go to Berlin immediately.
{58469}{58541}- What are these flowers?|- They're for your departure.
{58595}{58637}I'll take just one.
{58670}{58723}I'll take it to my wife:|Guido's flower.
{58761}{58830}I truly enjoyed myself with you.
{58832}{58881}You're the most ingenious...
{58882}{58949}waiter I've ever come across.
{58952}{59031}Thank you. You're the customer with|the most culture I've ever served.
{59033}{59075}Thank you.
{59077}{59125}Good-bye, Doctor Lessing.
{59128}{59175}By the way.
{59223}{59298}"If you say my name...
{59300}{59364}I'm not there anymore.|Who am I?"
{59411}{59488}If you say my name,|I'm not there anymore.
{59575}{59624}What is it?|What did he say?
{59699}{59740}"Silence!"
{59742}{59853}Beautiful. If you say the word,|it's not there anymore. Silence.
{59909}{60004}I'm not talking about Berlin,|in the outskirts. Imagine that!
{60032}{60105}Third grade.|Listen to this problem.
{60108}{60180}I remember it|because it shocked me.
{60183}{60262}A lunatic costs the state|four marks a day.
{60264}{60321}A cripple,|four and a half marks.
{60324}{60393}An epileptic,|three marks and a half.
{60395}{60483}Considering that the average|is four marks a day...
{60485}{60571}and there are 300,000 patients,|how much would the state save...
{60574}{60643}if these individuals|were eliminated?
{60646}{60706}I can't believe this!
{60708}{60775}That was my exact reaction.
{60777}{60855}I can't believe|a seven-year-old child...
{60858}{60906}has to solve|this kind of equation.
{60908}{61013}It's a difficult calculation.|Proportions, percentages.
{61014}{61072}They need at least some algebra|to do those equations.
{61074}{61122}That's high school material for us.
{61125}{61227}No, all it takes is multiplication.|You said there are 300,000 cripples?
{61252}{61302}300,000 times four.
{61305}{61387}If we killed them all,|we'd save 1 ,200,000 marks a day.
{61389}{61455}- It's easy!|- Exactly!
{61457}{61568}But you're an adult. They make seven-|year-old children do this in Germany!
{61571}{61618}It's truly another race.
{61709}{61738}"Good morning, Princess."
{61784}{61861}- What did you say?|- It's here, on the cake.
{62352}{62426}Why are you just standing there?|Let's go!
{62428}{62477}Let's dance.
{63368}{63448}Just a few words.|You already know it all by now...
{63449}{63503}and you've known|for several years.
{63504}{63583}Dora and I were born|on the same street.
{63586}{63657}We went to school together,|we had the same friends.
{63721}{63765}Dora is the woman of my life...
{63767}{63853}and I'm the man in her life,|therefore...
{63855}{63921}we've decided to get married|within the year.
{63924}{63996}You're all officially invited|on April the 9th...
{63998}{64065}to the Basilica of|Santa Maria del Pellegrino.
{64067}{64175}And then we'll celebrate till dawn|all together, right here...
{64178}{64233}just as happy as we are now.
{64266}{64329}Kiss her! Kiss her!
{64606}{64662}- What's wrong with you?|- Nothing.
{64664}{64714}- Are you all right?|- Fine.
{64716}{64778}Who put this armchair here?
{64812}{64843}Are you all right?
{64846}{64897}- I'm fine.|- I'm sorry.
{64900}{64953}- I didn't get hurt.|- No, I was talking about--
{64955}{65012}- Are you enjoying yourself?|- It's going fine.
{65013}{65066}Go back to your table.
{65068}{65116}Go on. I can do this.
{65342}{65390}Are you all right?
{65392}{65516}Fine! Why are you all asking me that?|Is there something wrong?
{65518}{65590}No, nothing is wrong.
{65592}{65668}But--|Go to the kitchen.
{65778}{65839}The kitchen.
{65842}{65900}They moved everything|around tonight.
{65902}{65956}Look where they put the kitchen.
{66193}{66260}Peek-a-boo!|Guess who?
{66288}{66347}It's me!|What, have you gone soft?
{66378}{66410}Miss.
{66411}{66481}We finally meet, Dora.
{66484}{66595}He never introduced us.|You were scared to, weren't you?
{66598}{66691}Now you don't need to come|with us to the brothel anymore!
{66693}{66777}I apologize if I've disrupted you.|Happiness and best wishes to all.
{66779}{66828}You sly old dog!
{66861}{66898}What a jolly fellow!
{67012}{67089}Everything is just fine.|I'll pick it all up.
{67091}{67141}I apologize.
{67411}{67457}Princess!
{67460}{67508}You're here too?
{67858}{67906}Take me away.
{68287}{68347}And now, ladies and gentlemen...
{68349}{68445}a magnificent surprise|offered by the Grand Hotel.
{68448}{68511}The Ethiopian cake!
{69858}{69931}Thank you!|Music, maestro!
{70046}{70104}- Congratulations.|- Thank you.
{70143}{70184}Right this way, Princess.
{70218}{70254}But you're--
{70288}{70327}Quickly, Princess.
{70847}{70885}But he's--
{71002}{71050}He's that jerk with the eggs!
{71940}{71980}Ferruccio!
{71982}{72064}He's got the keys to the house,|darn it all!
{72190}{72266}Some wire.|I can open it if I find some wire.
{72295}{72378}I'm a whiz with wire.|My pop taught me.
{72381}{72465}I used to make toys out of wire|when I was a kid.
{72653}{72698}I opened it.
{73399}{73434}Joshua!
{73495}{73555}Let's go. You're going|to make Mommy late.
{73670}{73726}I lost my tank.
{73729}{73788}Don't worry.|We'll find it.
{73790}{73854}Where did you leave the tank?
{73857}{73915}- It's on the stairs.|- I'll get it.
{73917}{73983}Hold the bicrycle.|I'll get it.
{74060}{74096}Here.
{74122}{74156}Let's go.
{74183}{74259}- Go, Pop!|- Go slow!
{74262}{74330}You're late for school! Go!
{74333}{74397}There's a horse!|Two horses!
{74467}{74524}Stop ringing that bell!|It's driving me mad!
{74526}{74616}- It's not me, it's Joshua.|- It's not me, it's Pop!
{74618}{74666}Stop it! Let me off!.
{74922}{74962}Here we are.
{74964}{75005}See you tonight.
{75101}{75151}Go fast, Pop!
{75434}{75481}Can we buy this for Mommy?
{75484}{75559}- How much does it cost?|- Fifteen lire.
{75561}{75647}It's a fake. It's probably|a fake cake, like your tank.
{75649}{75690}Let's go, Joshua.
{75693}{75752}" No Jews or dogs...
{75755}{75827}allowed."
{75869}{75977}Why aren't Jews or dogs|allowed to go in?
{75980}{76041}They just don't want|Jews or dogs to go in.
{76043}{76099}Everybody does what they want to.
{76102}{76153}There's a hardware store there.
{76156}{76230}They don't let Spanish people|or horses into his store.
{76232}{76280}Further ahead, there's a drugstore.
{76282}{76368}I was with a Chinese friend of mine|yesterday who had a kangaroo.
{76370}{76449}I said, " May we?'"' No, we don't want|any Chinese or kangaroos here."
{76451}{76504}They don't like them.|What can I tell you?
{76506}{76573}We let everybody|into our bookshop.
{76575}{76623}No. From now on,|we'll write it too.
{76625}{76687}- Is there anybody you don't like?|- Spiders. What about you?
{76690}{76752}I don't like Visigoths.|Starting tomorrow we'll write...
{76754}{76828}" No spiders and Visigoths allowed."
{76829}{76903}I'm sick and tired|of these Visigoths.
{77119}{77154}Good morning.
{77156}{77210}Everything's half price.
{77212}{77292}- Guido Orefice?|- That's me.
{77295}{77384}- You have to come to the Prefect's.|- Again?
{77386}{77437}- He already went.|- Let's go.
{77440}{77465}Why?
{77545}{77609}- Is that man with you?|- Yes. Let's go.
{77612}{77646}All right.
{77648}{77692}- I'm coming too.|- No.
{77694}{77754}You stay here.|It won't take long, will it?
{77757}{77804}Not long at all.
{77828}{77894}Joshua, make sure|you treat the customers good!
{77896}{77965}I'll be right back.
{79521}{79601}- I'll take this one.|- It costs five lire.
{79603}{79694}No, it says ten lire.
{79697}{79767}Everything's half price.
{79822}{79931}Give this to your mom|and tell her it's from Grandma.
{79932}{80022}I've never seen|my grandma before.
{80024}{80091}- Would you like to meet her?|- Yes.
{80123}{80167}You'll meet her tomorrow.
{80169}{80222}- Tomorrow?|- Yes.
{80223}{80281}Because tomorrow|is your birthday...
{80283}{80339}and your grandma will come|and bring you a nice present.
{80341}{80419}A new tank?
{80439}{80476}No, a surprise.
{80478}{80526}Give the letter to your mom.
{80564}{80606}Bye, Joshua.
{80608}{80653}You forgot your change,|Grandma.
{80823}{80849}Thank you.
{80877}{80935}- When are you coming?|- In an hour or so.
{80937}{81007}I'm going to stop by my uncle's to see|if he'll bring some leftovers.
{81040}{81114}- Then what did Grandma say?|- She's coming tomorrow.
{81179}{81212}It's about time!
{81214}{81266}JEWISH STORE
{81269}{81338}- It's time for your bath now.|- I don't want to take one.
{81339}{81412}- Go take a bath.|- I took one on Friday.
{81414}{81454}He's right.
{81456}{81504}You change your shirt.
{81506}{81567}- I changed it on Thursday!|- Don't forget the flowers!
{81569}{81630}They're outside.|I already picked them.
{81633}{81733}- I'll come with you, Pop!|- You have to take a bath, stubborn!
{81735}{81798}I don't want to take one!
{81801}{81848}Hurry up.|I have to go pick Grandma up.
{82034}{82119}- Where do you want the flowers?|- Set them down. I'll be right there.
{82378}{82429}I took one on Friday!
{82559}{82607}Do you know where Joshua is?
{82610}{82661}He must be in there.
{82664}{82711}Will you put those things|in order?
{82714}{82769}Why don't you show me the flowers?|They look so beautiful.
{82772}{82839}They are. I'll bring them right over.|You want to see the flowers?
{82841}{82949}I'll make them come right over.|Come, flowers!
{82951}{82991}Come, nightstand!
{82993}{83070}Schopenhauer, willpower,|I want the nightstand to come here.
{83072}{83137}Nightstand, come.
{83172}{83234}Stop, nightstand!
{83235}{83317}The nightstand seems|very dirty to me.
{83319}{83400}Good morning, Princess!
{83511}{83563}He can already read and write?
{83565}{83631}- For over a year now.|- You did a good job.
{83633}{83685}We're here.
{83688}{83738}I'll help you get out.
{83740}{83788}No, I can do it myself.
{84228}{84284}Dora, what's wrong?
{84791}{84839}Are we there?
{84841}{84902}No, it's a crossing.
{84979}{85039}Will you tell me|where we're going now?
{85041}{85102}What do you mean, where?
{85104}{85178}You asked me a thousand times.|We're going...
{85181}{85245}to the place--|What's it called?
{85248}{85291}We're going--
{85293}{85349}Where are we going?
{85352}{85449}What day is it today?|Today is your birthday!
{85452}{85515}You've always said|you wanted to go on a trip!
{85517}{85595}It took me months|to plan this whole thing.
{85627}{85684}You know where we're going?
{85686}{85754}I can't tell you.|I promised Mom I wouldn't tell.
{85757}{85803}You know how she is.|She'll get mad.
{85805}{85858}It makes me laugh.
{85861}{85946}My pop planned something like this|for me when I was little too.
{86015}{86066}It was so--|Boy, it was funny!
{86167}{86254}I'm not going to tell you.|I want you to see for yourself.
{86257}{86343}It's a surprise.|You know, it's really--
{86345}{86383}It really makes me laugh.
{86417}{86446}I'm tired.
{86449}{86497}Go to sleep.
{86645}{86718}Where are we going?|Where are they taking us?
{87212}{87308}What time is it?|We're leaving right on time.
{87309}{87354}What organization!
{87355}{87422}- You've never taken a train, huh?|- No. Is it nice?
{87425}{87462}It's really nice!
{87464}{87545}It's all wooden inside. Everybody|stands up. There's not one seat.
{87547}{87631}- There aren't any seats?|- What? Seats on a train?
{87633}{87688}It's obvious|you've never been on one!
{87690}{87771}No, everybody|stands real close together.
{87773}{87879}Do you see this line?|I got the last tickets just in time!
{87881}{87965}Hurry up, Uncle Eliseo.|I don't want them to say, "Too late.
{87968}{88008}It's full.|Go back home."
{88010}{88098}Wait up. We've got a reservation!|Leave some room for us!
{88101}{88149}Look at this line!
{88193}{88263}Here we are!|We made a reservation!
{88326}{88382}Thank you!
{88446}{88566}- May I help you?|- There's been a mistake.
{88568}{88631}What mistake?
{88634}{88702}My husband and son|are on that train.
{88731}{88777}What's your husband's name?
{88780}{88835}Guido Orefice.
{88987}{89032}Joshua Orefice...
{89035}{89135}and Eliseo Orefice|are on that train too.
{89137}{89185}There's no mistake.
{89231}{89281}I want to get|on that train too.
{89331}{89424}- We're all ready.|- Send them off then.
{89427}{89461}Go, leave!
{89517}{89599}Go back home, ma'am.
{89602}{89642}I want to get on that train.
{89865}{89933}Let me get on that train!
{90705}{90730}Mom's here!
{90811}{90897}They stopped the train|to let Mom get on.
{93980}{94019}Uncle Eliseo.
{95023}{95108}Are you happy? Did you see this place?|Are you tired?
{95111}{95196}- I didn't like the train.|- Me either.
{95198}{95253}We'll take the bus back.
{95256}{95363}We're taking the bus back!|The one with the seats in it!
{95365}{95436}- I told them.|- It's better.
{95466}{95545}You see?|It's all organized!
{95548}{95659}Did you see that line?|People are lined up to get inside!
{95661}{95750}- Everybody wants to get in!|- What game is this?
{95752}{95796}That's it!
{95798}{95861}It's that game where--
{95862}{95922}It's the game--
{95924}{95972}We're all players.
{96008}{96073}It's all organized.|The game is...
{96075}{96154}the men are over here,|the women are over there.
{96157}{96236}Then there's the soldiers.|They give us our schedule.
{96238}{96300}It's hard, you know.|It's not easy.
{96303}{96396}If somebody makes a mistake,|they get sent right home.
{96399}{96449}That means you have to be|very careful.
{96451}{96538}But if you win,|you get first prize!
{96541}{96597}What's the prize?
{96600}{96650}First prize!
{96687}{96763}- It's a tank.|- I already have one.
{96766}{96858}This one's a real tank!|Brand new!
{96860}{96914}Real?
{96917}{96985}Yes!|I didn't want to tell you.
{97173}{97222}Where's Uncle Eliseo going?
{97225}{97289}He's on another team.|It's all organized.
{97291}{97344}Bye, Uncle!
{97414}{97476}A real tank.
{97822}{97868}What did I tell you?
{97892}{97932}Fabulous!
{97935}{97985}What a place!
{97988}{98093}Hurry up or they'll steal our places.|We've got a reservation. Two singles!
{98119}{98177}Coming through!
{98180}{98238}There's our place!
{98367}{98419}This is our bed.|We'll sleep real close.
{98472}{98562}It's ugly here. It smells.|I want to be with Mommy.
{98564}{98615}We will be!
{98618}{98686}- I'm hungry!|- We'll eat!
{98689}{98770}Plus they're really mean here!|They yell!
{98773}{98874}They yell because everybody wants|first prize. They have to be tough.
{98876}{98998}- Can I see Mommy?|- When the game's over.
{99000}{99033}When's it over?
{99085}{99145}You have to get|a thousand points.
{99181}{99246}Whoever gets a thousand points|wins a tank.
{99248}{99319}I don't believe you.|Are we getting a snack?
{99321}{99383}A snack?
{99386}{99457}Just ask.|We're all friends here.
{99459}{99529}- Look who's here. What's his name?|- Bartolomeo.
{99532}{99586}Let me ask you something.
{99588}{99667}Did the guy who hands out|the bread and jam already come by?
{99702}{99791}Darn it all!|We missed him by a second!
{99794}{99881}He'll come back again though,|won't he?
{99883}{99951}He's coming back.
{100108}{100183}- What did he say?|- He asked if anyone speaks German.
{100186}{100241}He's going to explain|the camp's rules.
{100326}{100383}- Do you speak German?|- No.
{100620}{100705}The game starts now. Whoever's here|is here, whoever's not is not.
{100795}{100888}The first one to get a thousand points|wins. The prize is a tank!
{100916}{100942}Lucky him!
{101159}{101259}Every day we'll announce who's in|the lead from that loudspeaker.
{101262}{101334}The one with the least points|has to wear a sign saying "jackass"...
{101335}{101369}right here on his back.
{101546}{101617}We play the part|of the real mean guys who yell.
{101619}{101656}Whoever's scared loses points.
{102039}{102127}You'll lose your points|for three things.
{102130}{102204}One, if you cry.
{102206}{102280}Two, if you want|to see your mommy.
{102281}{102368}Three, if you're hungry|and you want a snack.
{102370}{102409}Forget about it!
{102626}{102690}It's easy to lose points|for being hungry.
{102693}{102747}Just yesterday|I lost 40 points...
{102749}{102819}because I absolutely had|to have a jam sandwich.
{102855}{102944}Apricot jam!|He wanted strawberry.
{103135}{103203}Don't ask for any lollipops.|You won't get any.
{103206}{103245}We eat them all!
{103299}{103336}I ate 20 of them yesterday!
{103364}{103457}What a stomachache.|But they sure were good.
{103483}{103511}You bet.
{103728}{103799}Sorry if I'm going so fast,|but I'm playing hide and seek.
{103800}{103849}I have to go now|or they'll find me.
{104100}{104200}Don't ask me anything.|Ask Bartolomeo. He knows everything.
{104202}{104262}Don't forget to tell me|what he said too.
{104263}{104313}A thousand points?
{104315}{104374}I told you we're going|to have fun!
{104378}{104433}These guys are crazy!
{104436}{104534}This has to weigh a hundred kilos!|It's got to be 3,000 degrees in here!
{104536}{104598}Vittorino, I can't cope anymore!
{104600}{104672}- After only the first one?|- Why, are there more to move?
{104675}{104732}We're here until tonight!
{104734}{104818}Bartolomeo, what happened?|Where are they taking you?
{104821}{104888}To the hospital.|I hurt my arm.
{104925}{104979}We're going to die here!
{105007}{105082}I can't take it anymore!|I'm putting this down.
{105084}{105146}I'll tell them I can't do it.|What can they do to me?
{105149}{105213}They'll kill you!
{105274}{105326}- Where does this thing go?|- Down there.
{105329}{105396}Good Lord!|I'll never make it!
{105601}{105658}It's got to be|1 0,000 degrees in here!
{106417}{106450}Pop!
{106839}{106913}Look here! See?|It's nice, huh?
{106975}{107029}We're signed up.
{107031}{107114}When I got there to sign up...
{107117}{107186}the referee was there|and he said...
{107189}{107257}" No, you and your son|aren't on the list.
{107259}{107319}You didn't pay your dues."
{107321}{107372}I almost fell over.
{107374}{107453}He said, "You can go home."|I said, " No, you go home!
{107456}{107524}Joshua and I signed up.
{107526}{107650}Give me my number!"|In fact, they gave me one. Look.
{107652}{107745}I had them put it here, too,|just in case.
{107747}{107799}See what a nice place...
{107827}{107878}your pop takes you to?
{107932}{108001}Did you play with|the other kids?
{108003}{108069}Yes, but they don't|know the rules.
{108091}{108164}They said it isn't true that|first prize is a tank.
{108165}{108220}They don't know anything|about the points.
{108223}{108311}Did you fall for that?|They're as sly as foxes.
{108314}{108365}They want to beat you!|Are you joking?
{108366}{108457}There's no tank?|Don't you believe them!
{108460}{108532}How many points|did we get today?
{108535}{108582}Fifty.
{108583}{108657}Forty-eight. They took two points|away from me because...
{108658}{108714}I tripped while I was...
{108716}{108773}playing hopscotch.
{108802}{108844}We...
{108846}{108941}laughed like crazy today!|I died laughing!
{108944}{108991}Boy, did I have fun!
{108994}{109054}I can't wait to start|all over again tomorrow!
{109056}{109150}Hopscotch, tug of war|and ring around the rosy.
{109152}{109209}Every game.|I don't even remember all of them.
{109211}{109304}"You guys are obsessed! Stop!|I'm tired!" I said.
{109307}{109354}Listen.
{109357}{109446}- Did you eat something?|- Yes, but I didn't ask for a snack.
{109448}{109549}Good boy!|That means you got 1 2 points too!
{109551}{109609}Forty-eight for me, 1 2 for you.
{109612}{109644}Sixty points.
{109646}{109726}This is what you get|when you get up to 60.
{109729}{109813}A plain piece of bread,|no jam.
{109815}{109868}Here, eat this.
{109933}{110024}- Is 60 points a lot?|- Are you kidding?
{110026}{110064}It sure is!
{110158}{110221}Look who's here!|Bartolomeo!
{110224}{110251}How'd it go?
{110284}{110358}Any worse than this--|I got 20 of them.
{110454}{110520}We got more than him.
{110522}{110581}Don't tell him that.|We're in the lead!
{110826}{110891}I already told you:|no children or old ladies!
{110893}{110968}Back inside!|You don't work!
{110971}{111035}The rest, downstairs!
{111037}{111111}Let's go, girls, quickly.|Come on. This way!
{111144}{111213}That one's new.|She learned right away.
{111215}{111302}The lady at the door,|she seemed nice when she first came.
{111305}{111351}She's the worst of all!
{111353}{111423}At least she didn't send|the old ladies and children to work.
{111425}{111514}They don't send old people and kids|to work because they kill them!
{111517}{111585}One of these days|they'll call them to take a shower.
{111588}{111634}"Children, shower time!"
{111636}{111724}The truth is, they make them|shower there in the gas chamber.
{111909}{111952}Downstairs!
{112047}{112118}How can I do this?
{112119}{112159}Vittorino!
{112195}{112257}Where'd they find|all these anvils?
{112259}{112306}Pop!
{112349}{112411}Why are you here?|You're not supposed to be here!
{112414}{112457}Go away!
{112460}{112519}Why aren't you with|the other kids?
{112521}{112566}They said...
{112568}{112645}all us kids have to take|a shower today, and I don't want to.
{112687}{112736}- Go take a shower!|- No!
{112762}{112812}I'm not going to.
{112815}{112853}Go take a shower!
{112881}{112920}What are you doing here?
{112977}{113095}We're making... a tank.
{113098}{113179}We're building the tank.|We're still working on the tracks.
{113181}{113228}We're running slow.
{113271}{113346}You can't stay here.|Go take your shower!
{113349}{113425}I don't want to!
{113427}{113521}You stubborn thing! I'll tell Mom!|Ten points off for you!
{113523}{113604}Hide behind there.|We'll go back together when I'm done.
{113607}{113654}Don't let anyone see you!
{113657}{113704}This sure is fun.
{114057}{114093}Everything!
{114095}{114159}Take everything off!.|Hang it up there!
{114162}{114242}You'll get it back|after the shower.
{114245}{114276}Forward!
{114326}{114388}Remember your number|to get your clothes back!
{114477}{114556}Women and children|will shower together.
{114558}{114609}Are you hurt?
{114881}{114930}Thanks, Bartolomeo.
{114933}{115006}From now on, you have to|hide here the whole day.
{115008}{115072}If they see us now it's over.|We're disqualified.
{115075}{115119}What do I have to do?
{115122}{115181}You have to stay.|Vittorino, help me out.
{115183}{115234}You have to hide here all day.
{115236}{115346}Don't let anyone see you,|especially those mean guys who yell.
{115348}{115381}Remember.
{115383}{115430}Stay hidden!
{115432}{115498}This is the hardest part.
{115501}{115615}If we get this right, the tank is ours.|It's worth 120 points a day.
{115618}{115690}I'll take you with me.|I'll hide you. You're gone.
{115692}{115765}Who's ever seen you before?|Who are you? Where is he?
{115767}{115801}Got it?
{115932}{115964}Got it!
{116009}{116044}Good boy!
{117968}{118033}Anybody here?|Am I disturbing?
{118236}{118289}Come here!
{118291}{118341}Quick as lightning!
{118491}{118534}Good morning, Princess!
{118537}{118638}Last night,|I dreamt about you all night!
{118641}{118750}We were going to the movies.|You were wearing that pink suit...
{118752}{118793}that I really like.
{118796}{118855}You're all I think about,|Princess.
{118858}{118923}I always think about you.|And now--
{118925}{118963}Mommy!
{118966}{119067}Pop wheels me in the wheelbarrow,|but he doesn't know how to drive!
{119069}{119105}We laugh like crazy!
{119108}{119204}We're in the lead!|How many points do we have today?
{119206}{119288}Run! The mean guys|Who yell are behind us!
{119290}{119352}- Where?|- Over here! Come on!
{119695}{119742}Are they dry?
{119786}{119825}They're dry.
{119828}{119871}Catch.
{119874}{119914}Get dressed.
{120270}{120359}What happened to Vittorino,|Alfonso and the others?
{120362}{120420}They didn't make it.
{121728}{121817}"If you say my name,|I'm not there anymore."
{121819}{121853}Silence.
{122681}{122749}Thank goodness. I was getting scared.|What happened to you?
{122752}{122808}They're half crazy!
{122870}{122924}The man who does the check-ups,|the Captain--
{122927}{122998}He's a friend of mine.|I met him when I was a waiter.
{123000}{123104}He said they're having a dinner|with all the officials and their wives.
{123106}{123192}He asked me if I wanted to|wait tables at the dinner.
{123195}{123292}Maybe he wants to help me.|He might get us out of here.
{123453}{123507}Have you seen Joshua?
{123509}{123557}What do you mean, no?
{123740}{123792}What are you doing?|Come here!
{123795}{123900}- No.|- I told you to come.
{123903}{123942}No? Come on out!
{123970}{124031}Come out! Look here.|You're all dirty.
{124058}{124092}Where have you been?
{124122}{124185}I had to finish playing rummy.
{124209}{124288}They make buttons and soap|out of us.
{124345}{124435}- What are you saying?|- They burn us all in the oven.
{124460}{124520}Who told you that?
{124522}{124643}A man was crying. He said they make|buttons and soap out of us.
{124708}{124763}You fell for that?
{124765}{124821}Again?
{124822}{124906}I thought you were a sharp boy--|cunning, intelligent.
{124908}{125007}Buttons and soap out of people?|That'll be the day!
{125009}{125071}You believed that?
{125093}{125194}Just imagine. Tomorrow morning,|I wash my hands with Bartolomeo...
{125197}{125238}a good scrub.
{125240}{125310}Then I'll button up|with Francesco.
{125313}{125344}Darn it all!
{125346}{125410}Look! I just lost Giorgio!
{125413}{125470}Does this look like a person?
{125472}{125548}Come on! They were teasing you!|And you fell for it!
{125551}{125606}What else did they tell you?
{125609}{125656}That we get cooked in the oven.
{125757}{125806}They burn us up in the oven.
{125898}{125977}You fell for that too!|You just eat everything up!
{125978}{126036}I've heard of a wood oven...
{126039}{126089}but I've never seen|a man oven before.
{126112}{126207}"I'm made of wood!"|"Take this lawyer!"
{126210}{126272}"This lawyer doesn't burn.|He's not dry enough.
{126274}{126315}Look at that smoke!"
{126354}{126424}Buttons, soap,|we get burned in the oven.
{126426}{126478}Let's be serious now.
{126481}{126550}I have a bag race|with the bad guys tomorrow.
{126552}{126641}That's enough.|I want to go home.
{126687}{126753}- Now?|- Right now.
{126756}{126837}It's raining now. You'll come down|with a terrible fever!
{126839}{126886}I don't care.|Let's go.
{126919}{126982}All right.|If you want to go--
{127013}{127061}I'll get our stuff|and we'll leave.
{127092}{127150}- We can leave?|- Naturally.
{127152}{127214}What do you think they do,|force people to stay here?
{127216}{127267}That'll be the day.
{127270}{127345}Wouldn't that be great?|Let's go. We'll pack our bags...
{127348}{127415}and get out of here.
{127417}{127512}What a shame. We were in the lead.|We're quitting. Off the list we go.
{127513}{127590}Some other kid|will win the real tank.
{127592}{127667}There aren't any other kids.|I'm the only one left.
{127669}{127750}There aren't any more kids?|It's chock-full of them here!
{127753}{127791}Where are they then?
{127793}{127863}They're all hiding.|Nobody's supposed to see them.
{127865}{127965}- This is a serious game!|- I just don't get it.
{127967}{128017}How many points do we have?
{128020}{128072}Almost 687.
{128075}{128125}I told you a thousand times.
{128145}{128181}Let's go, though.
{128183}{128258}- We're winning, but if you want--|- We're winning?
{128260}{128371}We're first, I told you.|But we'll quit if you want.
{128393}{128467}I saw the chart yesterday.|We'll go anyway, though.
{128470}{128518}Bye, Bartolomeo.|Joshua and I are leaving.
{128520}{128566}We're fed up here.
{128608}{128672}The tank is done.|It's ready.
{128675}{128747}Clean the spark plugs off|before you start it.
{128750}{128817}Open the throttle...
{128819}{128897}otherwise the cannon will|get stuck with the tracks.
{128900}{129005}And the gun. Did you see|how nice it is? It came out beautiful!
{129007}{129102}Lift the emergency brake off|before you move! We're going.
{129104}{129156}Joshua wants to quit.
{129158}{129246}We could have gone back with a tank|soon, but we'll take the bus today.
{129248}{129306}Joshua and I are leaving.|So long, everybody!
{129308}{129356}We're tired of this place.
{129359}{129427}Let's go or we'll miss the bus.
{129573}{129610}Let's go, Joshua.
{129695}{129790}It's raining. I'll come down|with a terrible fever!
{131549}{131606}It's me, Pop!
{131608}{131687}I have to tell you|something important! Come here!
{131690}{131757}That little rascal's been|running away all morning.
{131760}{131827}- Is there really a kid?|- There must be two thousand!
{131829}{131882}They're like mice.|They hide all over the place!
{131885}{131954}Those creeps want our tank!|Stop!
{131957}{131992}Wait.
{132037}{132087}I might have spotted him.
{132089}{132150}I think he's nearby.
{132153}{132253}Look. Go see if he's hiding in there.|I'll wait here.
{132256}{132307}I'll keep a watch out.
{132470}{132511}He's there, Pop!
{132513}{132566}- What'd he look like? Blond?|- Yes.
{132569}{132635}That's him then.|His name is... Schwanz.
{132637}{132692}He's been in there|for three weeks.
{132695}{132759}He was the runner up.|We beat him, though!
{132762}{132833}Sooner or later,|I'll find the others too.
{132836}{132901}- How many are there?|- It's swarming, I told you.
{132903}{132946}They're all hidden.
{133182}{133255}- Look, Pop!|- There's a hideout!
{133305}{133355}Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha!|You're out! Let's go.
{133541}{133625}- Holy smokes! She saw us!|- Are we out?
{133627}{133688}She's coming over for you.
{133691}{133738}Now it's time for|the "be quiet" game.
{133741}{133813}You're never to speak.
{133816}{133859}Swear it!
{133887}{133939}- Swear it!|- I swear.
{134014}{134076}They all talk strange.|You can't understand a word.
{134079}{134143}If we get through this,|the first prize is ours.
{134145}{134221}They're rounding up everyone in|first place. It's the silence game.
{134223}{134255}Not a word, got it?
{134454}{134502}Why are you here|with the children?
{134504}{134552}Quiet!|You're never to speak.
{134587}{134619}I swear.
{136022}{136096}I have to talk to you.|Very important.
{136098}{136174}- Where? When?|- I'll signal you. Later.
{136504}{136537}Thank you.
{137697}{137760}I told you not to talk|to the children.
{138456}{138525}Doctor, my wife is here too.
{139089}{139127}Slowly.
{139130}{139194}Eat slowly.|It's bad for you.
{139196}{139298}We're in the lead.|We just might leave early.
{139301}{139356}The game finishes early.
{139359}{139434}Don't make a mistake|now that we're in the lead.
{139436}{139471}Slowly.
{140027}{140075}So.|Pay attention.
{140218}{140317}" Fat, fat, ugly, ugly,|all yellow in reality.
{140360}{140411}If you ask me what I am...
{140414}{140482}I answer, 'Cheep, cheep, cheep.'
{140625}{140714}Walking along I go,|'Poo poo'.
{140716}{140779}Who am I?|Tell me true."
{140891}{140937}A duckling, right?
{141015}{141062}Is it a duckling?
{141102}{141166}It's not!
{141192}{141275}A veterinarian friend of mine|sent it to me from Vienna.
{141278}{141340}I can't send him mine...
{141342}{141404}until I solve this one.
{141432}{141483}I thought...
{141486}{141542}duck-billed platypus...
{141544}{141595}but it doesn't go,|"Cheep, cheep, cheep."
{141597}{141655}A duck-billed platypus goes--
{141799}{141892}I translated it into Italian|for you last night.
{141942}{141989}Well, what do you say?
{142045}{142105}Everything points|to a duckling.
{142162}{142205}Help me.
{142296}{142349}For heaven's sake...
{142351}{142405}help me.
{142408}{142464}I can't even sleep.
{142883}{142944}It's the duckling!
{146586}{146629}Come here!
{146686}{146752}- I'm tired.|- Come here.
{146903}{146950}Where are we here?
{146953}{147024}I might have taken|the wrong way.
{147026}{147104}Good boy, sleep.|Dream sweet dreams.
{147107}{147166}Maybe it's only a dream!
{147168}{147221}We're dreaming, Joshua.
{147224}{147287}Tomorrow morning|Mommy will come wake us up...
{147289}{147396}and bring us two nice cups|of milk and cookies.
{147399}{147451}First, we'll eat.
{147454}{147528}Then I'll make love to her|two or three times...
{147549}{147588}if I can.
{148817}{148871}Excuse me, Bartolomeo.
{148873}{148964}They've called those two officers|20 times. I bet they escaped.
{148965}{149073}- Did you understand anything else?|- It's clear enough.
{149076}{149142}The war is over.|They're running all over the place.
{149144}{149206}Where are those trucks going?
{149209}{149278}The important thing is|not to get on those trucks.
{149281}{149336}They leave full|and come back empty.
{149338}{149386}You know where they're going?
{149424}{149481}What about the women?|What's going on?
{149483}{149556}Let's get out of this dump|and split up.
{149558}{149612}We don't even have|to pack our bags!
{149614}{149680}I've been hearing|only dogs and machine guns.
{149682}{149764}- They want to get rid of everything.|- I'm leaving.
{149765}{149854}See you in Viareggio.|We'll start an anvil factoy!
{149856}{149891}So long, guys.|I'm leaving.
{150328}{150371}Come see.
{150374}{150442}Look how mad they are!|Furious!
{150474}{150533}You see?|They're looking for you.
{150535}{150588}Just for you.|All this is over you!
{150590}{150640}You're the last one!|The last one to find!
{150642}{150724}They're even looking|under the rocks!
{150726}{150795}The game is over tomorrow.|They'll give the award.
{150798}{150881}If they don't find you tonight,|it's worth 60 points!
{150882}{150927}How many points do we have?
{150929}{151006}We've got 940 points.|Plus 60?
{151008}{151066}- A thousand!|- First place! We win!
{151068}{151129}They're looking|all over for you.
{151132}{151191}No mistakes tonight.|This is it!
{151193}{151279}- Go hide in that box, quick!|- Schwanz is in there.
{151282}{151328}Who?
{151329}{151388}The blond boy.
{151445}{151508}They got him yesterday.|He was eliminated.
{151510}{151580}It's the safest place to hide.|Nobody will look.
{151582}{151654}Let's go, quick as lightning.|Come on!
{151742}{151790}Inside!
{151792}{151866}Take this blanket|in case you get cold.
{151868}{151924}I'll be back soon.
{151926}{152012}I'll put them on the wrong track.|I think I saw him over there!
{152750}{152835}Pop, you scared me to death!
{152838}{152889}Give me the blanket.|Are you cold?
{152892}{152939}Give me your sweater then.
{152942}{153018}I'll throw it on a tree|and put them off track.
{153021}{153096}They're looking all over for you!
{153098}{153164}Everybody's yelling,|"Where's Joshua?"
{153166}{153258}They're even cursing.|They're really, really mad!
{153260}{153343}No one will find you.|Bye, now. I'll be back later.
{153367}{153412}Listen...
{153414}{153493}if I'm really late coming back...
{153496}{153542}don't you move.
{153544}{153626}Don't come out.|You're not to come out...
{153628}{153715}until it's completely quiet...
{153718}{153773}and nobody is in sight,|just to be safe.
{153775}{153809}Say it!
{153811}{153894}I won't come out|until nobody is around.
{153897}{153948}Good boy, stubborn.
{154672}{154708}Leave!
{154710}{154764}Go away, dog!
{154765}{154816}Go, dog!
{154819}{154854}Leave.
{155177}{155218}Good job, Ferruccio.
{155220}{155270}It works.
{155887}{155940}Is there anyone|called Dora here?
{156940}{156991}Dora, are you here?|It's Guido.
{157019}{157105}I know someone is hiding here.|Is there a Dora here?
{157341}{157415}Is there a Dora here?|She's Italian. She's my wife.
{157417}{157492}Yes, there's a Dora here.
{157516}{157564}It's me, Dora!
{157599}{157655}It's not her!|Is there another Dora?
{157658}{157715}Jump out of the truck|as soon as you can!
{157717}{157776}Get off!. Jump out!
{165733}{165782}It's true!
{167781}{167819}Mommy!
{168107}{168178}This is my story.
{168216}{168284}This is the sacrifice|my father made.
{168341}{168399}This was his gift tome.
{168402}{168462}- We won!|- Yes, we won!
{168515}{168591}A thousand points|to laugh like crazy about!
{168619}{168712}We came in first!|We're taking the tank home!
{168715}{168775}We won!