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This is a simple story,

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but not an easy one to tell.

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Like a fable,
there is sorrow...

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and, like a fable,
it is full of wonder and happiness.

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...l sing what l see,

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nothing gets by me...

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''Here l am'', said l to chaos,

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''l am your slave!'' And he: ''Good!''

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''For what?'' said l.

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Free in the end, l am!
What good is a caress when bliss...

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this man came to possess?

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Here l am, ready,

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the trains are gone,
the brakes are gone,

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and l can resist no more.
Go, sweet Bacchus, take me...

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Hey, the brakes are gone!

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l heard you!

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- No, they're really gone!
- Hey, hit the brakes!

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Weren't you reciting
a poem? Brake!

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I can't brake,
it doesn't work, Guido!

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Turn the wheel!

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We'll crash into the mountains!
There's a wall!

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Brake!

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We're going to die! The woods!

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Turn the wheel!
Look out!

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Brake!

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The king is coming!

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There he is!

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It's full of people
down there. Straight!

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We have no brakes!

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We have no brakes! Move!

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Move! Move!

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LlFE lS BEAUTlFUL

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Go for a ten minutes
walk, please...

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Otherwise we'll get
there tomorrow.

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l found the screw.

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Now what do you need?

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Nothing. l need ten
minutes alone.

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Please, leave or we'll
get there at midnight.

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- Do you want the screw I found?
- No, I don't want it.

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- l want you to leave me alone.
- Then I'll leave you alone.

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- Please do.
- I will.

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It's hot.

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Do l toss out the screw if l find it?

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- No, come back in ten minutes!
- Ten minutes...

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- l'm washing my hands.
- Good.

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Pretty girl! How's it going?

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What are you doing?

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Did your mom put this
beautiful stuff here?

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No, the landlady did.

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ls it a market? lt's beautiful.

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How much is it? How old are you?
Where's your mother?

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Too many questions..
What's your name?

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Eleonora.

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Nice to meet you, l'm Prince Guido.

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- Prince?
- l'm a Prince, l am.

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All this is mine.

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This is the principal
of the Prince's principates.

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l'll call this place Addis Ababa.

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l'll change it all! Out go the cows,
in come the camels!

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Out go the hens,
in come the ostriches!

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Ostriches and camels?

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Even a few hippopotamus!

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l have to go, l'm meeting
with the Princess.

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- When?
- Now!

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Good morning, Princess!

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How frightening, l almost
killed myself. Did l hurt you?

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l've never been better.

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Do you always leave
the house like this?

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l wanted to burn that wasps' nest
but l got stung.

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A wasp stung you?
There? Allow me.

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Hold still, Princess...

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A wasp's poison is very dangerous.

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You have to get it out.

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- Lie down, it'll take at least half an hour.
- lt's fine now, thank you.

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- Did you get stung anywhere else?
- No, thank you.

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What a place here!
lt's beautiful!

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Pigeons fly, women fall from
the sky... l'm moving here!

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lt's all his! He wants to fill it
with ostriches and camels! He's a Prince!

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Exactly.

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Prince Guido,
at your service, Princess.

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l'm coming!

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Goodbye then.

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- How can l thank you?
-There's no need.

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lf you really want to thank me...

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l'll take some eggs to make
a nice omelette for my squire.

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Take whatever you want,
it's all yours.

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Thank you!

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l'll take two... six. All right?
l'll make a nice omelette.

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Goodbye, Eleonora!
My regards, Princess.

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Farewell.

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Here l am, Nuvolari!
Tonight's special: omelette!

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All camels here!

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- Where is this house?
- Turn left. We're almost there.

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ls your uncle sleeping with us?

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What? He's lived in the hotel for
30 years. He's the head maitre...

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He's lending us the house,
he uses it for storage.

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There, we're here.

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That's Robin Hood,
my uncle's horse.

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Here's my uncle's buggy
and my uncle's house.

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And inside is my uncle...

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Hello, dear uncle, here we are!
Hurry, it's late.

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Here we are, the car broke down!

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Uncle Eliseo!

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- Barbarians...
- Who were they?

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- Nobody, just barbarians.
-Why didn't you cry for help?

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Silence is the most powerful cry.

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ls he your poet friend?

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My name is Ferruccio.
l'm also an upholsterer.

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Here you are, it's an old storehouse
full of odds and ends.

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An old passion,
an odd and end in itself!

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What's all this stuff for?

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You can stay as long as you want.
lt's not easy to be a waiter.

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That's the bed. Legend has it
Garibaldi slept there.

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Nothing is more necessary
than the unnecessary.

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Barbarians.

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The town hall is on Via Sestani,
to the right after the colonnade.

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This is the bathroom, equipped with
the appropriate invention of Mr. Bidet.

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There are a few books here,
among which the Life of Petrarch.

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The kitchen is in there. This is a
velocipede, commonly called a bike.

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l have to get back to the hotel.
There's only one key, don't lose it.

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lt's so good to see you!

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l'm coming, Robin Hood!

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What an uncle!

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Look at this!

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Didn't l tell you? We're in a city,
you can do whatever you want,

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we're free, if you want
to do something, you do it.

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You want to let yourself go?
You want to yell? Yell!

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Stop it! What are you, crazy?

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We're in a city, you can't act
like you do in the country!

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You've been yelling like a madman
for three hours! You can't yell!

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Maria! The key!

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See? You can't yell.

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Understand? lf you stopped thinking
so much about poetry,

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you'd make your father happier
and you'd make more money than him.

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That's right Oreste,
that's what l tell him too:

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you have to settle down!

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What a nice hat! How do I look?

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- Nice, huh? How does it look?
- Nice, but it's mine.

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When do l start working?

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You're already late! Right away!

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Get that armchair
and take it to the workshop.

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- That one?
- That one. And be careful!

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Good. l'm going to the town hall.
Goodbye.

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Goodbye, and behave yourselves...

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because these are hard times.

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Hard, hard times!

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They're hard times?

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Why, what are your...
political views?

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Benito! Adolph! Be good!

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What did you say?

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l said... How are things going?

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Goodbye then.

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Careful, you'll break the legs!

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Goodbye!

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He pulled it off. He took
my hat. l'll find him though.

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Benito, you're going to get a slap!

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l need to do the whole bureaucratic
procedure to open a bookstore.

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- Does it take a long time?
- Years.

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Then we'd better open a file now.

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First you apply and
the department head has to sign it.

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But you in the meantime...
Ouch!

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l almost scrambled my eggs!
l've had them since yesterday!

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l forgot about them, thank goodness
they didn't break. Take note.

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l, the undersigned, Guido Orefice...

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- ...am applying to open...
- He can't sign it right now!

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What's going on?

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l need your signature
to open a bookstore.

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- Miss, what's going on?
- Mr. Rodolfo, l told him...

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- Just one signature...
- No, l can't.

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My substitute will be here
in an hour, ask him.

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- All l need is a signature.
- We close at one here!

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lt's ten to one.

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File a complaint!

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Boy is he nasty!

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To sign a paper, open a file,
all he had to do was...

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Now l have to wait one hour
for his substitute.

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l'm filing a complaint. Write:
"l the undersigned Guido Orefice...

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What a wallop!

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Are you hurt? l'll help you.

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Come here. l didn't do it on purpose.

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Don't touch me!

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You can forget about your bookshop!

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No, the eggs are in it!

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You scoundrel, l'll kill you!

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Out of the way!

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Good morning, Princess.

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l wonder if we'll ever bump
into each other standing up!

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Excuse me, but l've got to run.

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Farewell, Princess!

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- Chicken.
- That's easy.

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lt's served whole,
bottom down on the plate.

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''Will you cut it for me?''
''Naturally''.

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l stick the blade right under the wing

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then l rip off the drumstick.

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l cut the meat along
the bottom of the breastbone.

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Off go the wings, breast and skin.

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Lobster.

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Piece of cake, Uncle Eliseo.

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l stick the wing under the leg.

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Off goes the leg, l rip off
the lobster, stick the...

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Lobster is a crustacean.

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Off goes the... crust...

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...of the crustacean.

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Off go the crust and antennae.
Who eats the antennae?

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Off go the antennae,
off goes the lobster...

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There's nothing left.

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We're out of lobster,
but the chicken is delicious.

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- l can't remember how to do lobster.
- You serve it as it is.

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There's no need to touch it!

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That's too easy,
that's why l didn't remember.

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Go ahead.

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Table setting: take off the dirty
plate and put on the clean one.

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Never do the opposite!

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lf you want a drink, ask me. lf you
want wine, there's the sommelier.

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Glasses: big glasses, little glasses,
big pitchers, little pitchers...

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Chalices, but only for religious
ceremonies. Good evening, Eminence.

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Behavior.

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Stand by. Still, like this.

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''Waiter!'' ''Yes?''

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ln position. Stand by behavior.
Waiter!

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''Yes?'' In position..
"Waiter?" "Yes?"

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...In position...
"Waiter?" "Yes?"

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In position!

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...But why are they all calling me?
There must be other waiters, right?

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Bowing! Piece of cake.

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You bow down... further...

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Like this, at a 45 degree angle,
just like a champagne bottle.

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45 degrees, even 50, 55...

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90 degrees, a right angle. 180...

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How far do l bow down,
180 degrees? Like this?

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Think of sunflowers,
they bow to the sun.

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But if you see some
that are too bowed down,

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it means they're dead! You're
serving, you're not a servant.

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Serving is a supreme art,

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God is the first servant.

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God serves men,
but he's not a servant to men.

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- There was no button here.
- lt doesn't go there, silly!

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l have to take the car back to Pop,
he's counting on it.

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You'll take it back in a month or so.

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No, l've got to get it back soon.
You know why?

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Why?

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Ferruccio! Ferruccio!

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- What? What time is it?
- "What time is it?" Were you sleeping?

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Of course l was!

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You asked me a question,
then fell asleep.

246
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- How did you do that?
- Schopenhauer.

247
00:13:32,527 --> 00:13:33,516
Who?

248
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:37,157
Schopenhauer says that with
willpower, you can do anything.

249
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,159
''l am what l want to be.''

250
00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:42,200
Right now l wanted to be sleeping
so l was saying to myself...

251
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:44,796
''l'm sleeping, sleeping, sleeping...''
And l fell asleep.

252
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,646
Amazing. And it's simple too...

253
00:13:47,847 --> 00:13:49,075
l want to try too.

254
00:13:49,487 --> 00:13:51,079
l'm sleeping, sleeping, sleeping...

255
00:13:53,647 --> 00:13:56,036
Don't move your hands,
you're not a juggler!

256
00:13:56,247 --> 00:13:59,080
lt's a matter of thought, it's
serious, and it takes time.

257
00:13:59,527 --> 00:14:01,119
We'll talk about it tomorrow.

258
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:03,595
Amazing, though...

259
00:14:05,727 --> 00:14:06,921
Wake up...

260
00:14:07,727 --> 00:14:08,955
Wake up...

261
00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:13,726
What is it now? What are you doing?

262
00:14:13,927 --> 00:14:16,077
- lt totally works!
- What works?

263
00:14:16,287 --> 00:14:19,882
Schopenhauer! You know what
l just said? ''Wake up!''

264
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,926
Bam, you woke up.
This theory is incredible.

265
00:14:23,127 --> 00:14:25,687
- How does it work?
- You were yelling in my ear!

266
00:14:26,007 --> 00:14:27,998
That's why l woke up!

267
00:14:28,887 --> 00:14:31,959
- So l should say it quieter.
- Don't say it at all!

268
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,646
Ah, l'm not supposed to say it.

269
00:14:35,447 --> 00:14:37,438
lt's deep, you have to think it.

270
00:14:55,087 --> 00:14:56,884
What are you doing?

271
00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:59,280
What are you doing?

272
00:14:59,407 --> 00:15:03,559
Without talking, l was saying
to the lamp: ''Turn off, turn off..."

273
00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:06,076
...because l can't sleep
with the light on.

274
00:15:06,207 --> 00:15:08,198
Go there and turn it off, then.

275
00:15:14,487 --> 00:15:17,684
You go, you go...

276
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,078
All right, l get the hint.

277
00:15:29,287 --> 00:15:30,561
lt works!

278
00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:32,439
Why are you running? Slow down!

279
00:15:32,647 --> 00:15:34,126
Hurry up, it's late!

280
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,846
Maria, the key!

281
00:15:39,807 --> 00:15:42,924
Every morning she throws the key.

282
00:15:43,047 --> 00:15:45,561
- lt almost hit me in the head.
- Look!

283
00:15:45,687 --> 00:15:48,599
- Who's that?
- lt's Ms. Guicciardini, the publisher.

284
00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:52,079
- Ah, the publisher!
- I wish she published my work.

285
00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:54,198
This is your chance!

286
00:15:54,327 --> 00:15:56,887
Go get your poetry,
l'll block her.

287
00:15:57,967 --> 00:16:00,162
Guicciardini, the publisher!

288
00:16:00,287 --> 00:16:02,676
l'm off.
Block her!

289
00:16:07,887 --> 00:16:09,479
- Ms. Guicciardini?
- Yes?

290
00:16:09,607 --> 00:16:11,484
- Good morning.
- May l help you?

291
00:16:11,607 --> 00:16:14,167
My name is Guido Orefice,
l recently moved here...

292
00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:17,279
- ...And l'd like to open a bookshop.
- When?

293
00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:19,284
As soon as l get my papers in order.

294
00:16:19,407 --> 00:16:21,875
l'm here with a friend of mine,
Ferruccio Papini,

295
00:16:22,007 --> 00:16:24,840
a young poet, very poetic...
contemporary...

296
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,764
Has he already published something?

297
00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:31,085
- Nothing.
- l love only roses picked up by others.

298
00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:36,679
l'd like you to meet him,
he went to get his manuscripts.

299
00:16:36,807 --> 00:16:39,275
We'd like you to see them,
also because l think...

300
00:16:43,287 --> 00:16:45,323
As l was saying...
l'd like you to meet him,

301
00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:47,119
he went...
Here he is!

302
00:16:54,287 --> 00:16:56,084
- What is it?
- The key.

303
00:16:56,847 --> 00:16:59,839
You have the key to your house!

304
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:06,277
You know what? He still has to put
his manuscripts in order.

305
00:17:06,407 --> 00:17:09,797
- We'll send them to you.
- Thank you.

306
00:17:09,927 --> 00:17:11,918
You're published!

307
00:17:12,047 --> 00:17:14,038
"Sunset at dawn" by Ferruccio Papini.

308
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,158
Guicciardini publishing.

309
00:17:16,287 --> 00:17:18,517
And l'll sell your book.

310
00:17:18,647 --> 00:17:19,636
Look!

311
00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:21,446
There's that teacher!

312
00:17:21,847 --> 00:17:23,803
l told you about her.
Boy, is she pretty!

313
00:17:24,007 --> 00:17:25,804
l even dreamt about her last night.

314
00:17:26,007 --> 00:17:27,998
Come with me, l'll introduce you.

315
00:17:28,207 --> 00:17:30,277
- Holy smokes! Stay still!
-What's wrong?

316
00:17:30,647 --> 00:17:32,080
Don't move!

317
00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:36,003
The one in the car... He's that jerk
the eggs fell on, the town clerk.

318
00:17:36,207 --> 00:17:38,198
He'll kill me
if he sees me! Be good.

319
00:17:38,527 --> 00:17:40,518
- What's he doing?
- He's talking.

320
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,683
- What's he saying?
- How do l know?

321
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:45,442
- What's he doing?
- He's saying goodbye. He's leaving.

322
00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:48,318
He's got a car just like mine!

323
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:49,642
There he is!

324
00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:52,402
Don't move,
he'll kill me if he sees me!

325
00:17:52,607 --> 00:17:54,006
Stay still, Ferruccio.

326
00:17:57,927 --> 00:17:59,360
Good morning, Princess!

327
00:18:01,687 --> 00:18:03,484
lt's you again! How do you do this?

328
00:18:04,887 --> 00:18:07,879
This is the Princess who fell
from the sky into my arms.

329
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:11,279
ls he the one who sucked
the stinger out of your thigh?

330
00:18:11,527 --> 00:18:14,519
Yes, we keep meeting like this,
you just suddenly show up.

331
00:18:15,407 --> 00:18:17,398
We could make plans to meet...

332
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:20,156
- Tonight at eight?
- No, it's nicer this way.

333
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,959
Let's go, Dora, you'll be late.

334
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,556
l hope we meet again suddenly.

335
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,439
Farewell, Princess!

336
00:18:29,287 --> 00:18:33,485
Did you see her? She's pretty, huh?
She likes it when l suddenly appear.

337
00:18:33,607 --> 00:18:36,167
Let's run around the building
and suddenly reappear.

338
00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:38,437
Are you crazy?
l can't run anymore.

339
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:41,559
l got your poems published
and you can't do me this favour?

340
00:18:58,047 --> 00:19:01,084
Darn it! We got here
too late, they already went by.

341
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,084
l told you to run faster!

342
00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:06,677
- We'll go around the other building.
- Are you nuts? My heart will stop!

343
00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:14,281
Look. lt's horrible.
Your mother would love it.

344
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,482
My mother only wears red hats.

345
00:19:19,287 --> 00:19:21,676
Good morning, Princess.

346
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,323
How silly!

347
00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:40,486
l don't believe it!

348
00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:42,361
''Obscurity.''

349
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:45,486
You're a genius!

350
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,158
''The bigger it is,
the less you see it.''

351
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:49,959
Solution: obscurity.

352
00:19:50,287 --> 00:19:51,276
Marvellous.

353
00:19:51,487 --> 00:19:53,478
Did you make that riddle up?

354
00:19:53,687 --> 00:19:57,043
No, but you solved it in five
minutes, it took me eight days.

355
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,602
Obscurity!

356
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:01,835
Salmon, salad
and a glass of white wine.

357
00:20:02,527 --> 00:20:04,040
Listen to this one, Guido.

358
00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:06,320
lf l may, it's my turn.

359
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,598
My pop told me this
when l was a wee boy.

360
00:20:10,007 --> 00:20:12,680
''The dwarves and Snow White
sit down for a bite.

361
00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:16,876
How fast can you guess
what she serves her guests next?''

362
00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,805
lt sounds refined...

363
00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:24,005
l want to solve it right now.

364
00:20:24,687 --> 00:20:27,804
- Eat first or it'll get cold.
- l don't want to, it's too late.

365
00:20:28,087 --> 00:20:30,123
Salad, salmon,
white wine, it's light.

366
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,636
The dwarves...

367
00:20:33,247 --> 00:20:34,760
...and Snow White...

368
00:20:36,337 --> 00:20:37,875
- Guido?
- Yes?

369
00:20:38,287 --> 00:20:41,006
- ls the kitchen closed?
- Everybody's gone. Why?

370
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,119
A gentleman from Rome is here,
from the Ministry. He wants to eat.

371
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,726
The kitchen is closed.

372
00:20:45,927 --> 00:20:48,122
Oh well, he would have
given you a good tip.

373
00:20:48,327 --> 00:20:49,806
The kitchen is open.

374
00:20:51,047 --> 00:20:52,196
Come right in.

375
00:21:01,007 --> 00:21:03,917
- Doctor, you're not eating anything?
- No, I'm not.

376
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,337
- ''The dwarves and Snow White--''
- Good evening.

377
00:21:09,487 --> 00:21:13,002
l know the kitchen is closed,
maybe a cold dish...

378
00:21:13,207 --> 00:21:16,882
- lt's all delicious, take your pick.
- Something light.

379
00:21:17,847 --> 00:21:20,281
Well, we've got meat,
a nice heavy steak,

380
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:23,843
lamb, kidneys,
some greasy breaded liver.

381
00:21:24,047 --> 00:21:25,400
- Otherwise, there's fish.
- Fish.

382
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,316
We have...

383
00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:29,324
...a nice fatty turbot,

384
00:21:29,727 --> 00:21:32,480
eel stuffed with fatty sausage
and greased with Grand Marnier,

385
00:21:33,007 --> 00:21:34,645
or some lean salmon...

386
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,999
The salmon, thank you.

387
00:21:37,207 --> 00:21:39,562
- Side dish?
- There's a side dish too?

388
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:43,320
Of course. We have
very, very fried mushrooms...

389
00:21:43,527 --> 00:21:47,156
buttered potatoes in Nancy butter
with a flaky sauce...

390
00:21:47,647 --> 00:21:51,481
ls there a small,
light salad? lf not, nothing.

391
00:21:52,367 --> 00:21:56,042
A light salad? What a pity, the
very, very fried mushrooms...

392
00:21:56,727 --> 00:21:59,195
...were out of this world.
So, a light salad,

393
00:21:59,447 --> 00:22:01,677
a lean salmon and
a glass of white wine.

394
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,684
Perfect. As soon as possible.

395
00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,366
l'll do my best.

396
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:13,478
Here you are.

397
00:22:21,327 --> 00:22:23,887
''How fast can you guess
what she serves her guests next?''

398
00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:26,301
- Right?
- Right.

399
00:22:26,567 --> 00:22:29,320
- ''The dwarves and Snow White.''
- Goodnight, Doctor!

400
00:22:29,527 --> 00:22:31,006
Goodnight, genius!

401
00:22:33,887 --> 00:22:36,481
What did he say? Snow White?
What is he, drunk?

402
00:22:37,087 --> 00:22:38,839
lt's a riddle. ''Seven seconds''.

403
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:44,158
''Seven seconds'' is the solution.
''The dwarves and Snow White.''

404
00:22:44,367 --> 00:22:46,358
lf there are seven dwarves dining,

405
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:49,035
and she serves seconds,
that means ''seven seconds.''

406
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,160
Doctor Lessing is a physician,
a very serious person.

407
00:22:53,687 --> 00:22:56,918
But he's obsessed with riddles,
he loses sleep over them!

408
00:22:59,807 --> 00:23:02,275
Excuse me.
The ''Francesco Petrarca'' school...

409
00:23:03,687 --> 00:23:07,077
The elementary school? A friend of
mine teaches there, it's beautiful.

410
00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:08,845
lt's not far from here, why?

411
00:23:09,407 --> 00:23:11,398
Good, l can sleep an extra half hour.

412
00:23:11,967 --> 00:23:14,356
Do you have to go
to that school tomorrow morning?

413
00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:17,005
They're expecting me at 8:30.

414
00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,961
Please, children, silence!
A moment of attention.

415
00:23:26,647 --> 00:23:28,638
The lnspector from Rome
will be here shortly.

416
00:23:29,447 --> 00:23:31,244
l want to make
a good impression on him.

417
00:23:31,487 --> 00:23:34,877
Listen very quietly
and carefully to what he says.

418
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,239
He'll tell us some very important
things about our beautiful country.

419
00:23:39,887 --> 00:23:41,878
Who put Roberto in the front row?

420
00:23:42,007 --> 00:23:44,441
Roberto, go back there.
ln the last row!

421
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,998
Cosimo, come take his place.

422
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,281
The lnspector is here, ma'am.

423
00:23:53,487 --> 00:23:55,842
He's already here? He's early!

424
00:23:56,527 --> 00:23:57,846
Sit down, Roberto!

425
00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,560
All rise!

426
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,039
Good morning, Princess.

427
00:24:13,527 --> 00:24:16,439
Good morning, Mr. lnspector.
l'm the principal.

428
00:24:16,887 --> 00:24:18,878
These are some of our teachers.

429
00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:22,316
Good.

430
00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:25,996
Therefore...

431
00:24:28,327 --> 00:24:31,524
How many years have you taught
in this school district?

432
00:24:31,727 --> 00:24:32,716
Sixteen.

433
00:24:35,287 --> 00:24:37,847
Are you up to date
with the ongoing...

434
00:24:38,047 --> 00:24:40,038
...school program approved by
the Ministry this year?

435
00:24:40,247 --> 00:24:41,236
Yes.

436
00:24:43,327 --> 00:24:46,797
Did you read the bulletin
regarding childhood hygiene?

437
00:24:47,607 --> 00:24:48,596
Of course!

438
00:24:51,207 --> 00:24:52,356
What are you doing on Sunday?

439
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,919
No, l mean, Sunday...

440
00:24:56,247 --> 00:24:58,602
...is St. Mary's day,
what are you doing?

441
00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:00,680
l'm going to the theatre.

442
00:25:02,687 --> 00:25:04,484
- To see what?
- Offenbach.

443
00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:07,164
Right, they're playing Offenbach.

444
00:25:10,647 --> 00:25:12,239
Fine. Well...

445
00:25:13,447 --> 00:25:15,836
Thank you very much and goodbye.
l just came to...

446
00:25:16,047 --> 00:25:17,196
We know.

447
00:25:17,687 --> 00:25:19,678
As you know, the lnspector

448
00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:22,720
came from Rome to talk to us
about the race manifesto,

449
00:25:22,927 --> 00:25:25,999
signed by the most well versed
ltalian scientists.

450
00:25:26,487 --> 00:25:28,478
He will, and we're very honoured,

451
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,363
demonstrate to us that our race

452
00:25:31,567 --> 00:25:33,125
is a superior race,

453
00:25:33,327 --> 00:25:34,965
the best of all.

454
00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:36,756
Take your seats!

455
00:25:39,687 --> 00:25:40,915
Go ahead, lnspector.

456
00:25:41,847 --> 00:25:43,644
- Our race...
- ls superior.

457
00:25:44,607 --> 00:25:45,596
Naturally!

458
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:49,038
Our race is superior.

459
00:25:49,287 --> 00:25:51,881
l've just come from Rome,
right this minute,

460
00:25:52,807 --> 00:25:56,117
...to come and tell you,
in order that you'll know, children,

461
00:25:56,327 --> 00:25:58,045
that our race is a superior one.

462
00:25:58,447 --> 00:25:59,641
l was...

463
00:26:00,127 --> 00:26:03,199
...chosen, l was, by racist
ltalian scientists,

464
00:26:03,967 --> 00:26:05,559
in order to demonstrate

465
00:26:05,767 --> 00:26:08,042
how superior our race is.

466
00:26:08,807 --> 00:26:11,196
Why did they pick me, children?

467
00:26:14,087 --> 00:26:15,759
Must l tell you?

468
00:26:18,727 --> 00:26:20,683
Where can you find...

469
00:26:20,887 --> 00:26:22,445
...someone more handsome than me?

470
00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:27,643
Justly so, there is silence:
l'm an original ''superior race'',

471
00:26:27,967 --> 00:26:29,116
pure Aryan.

472
00:26:29,487 --> 00:26:30,476
Children,

473
00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:33,481
let's start with something that
one says ''what's so big about that?''

474
00:26:33,687 --> 00:26:37,646
The ear. Look at the
perfection of this ear.

475
00:26:38,367 --> 00:26:40,517
Left auricle

476
00:26:40,727 --> 00:26:43,116
with a pendant
little bell at the end.

477
00:26:43,487 --> 00:26:46,001
Check it out!
Movable cartilage!

478
00:26:46,527 --> 00:26:47,516
Bendable!

479
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:50,396
Find two ears more beautiful
than these and l'll leave!

480
00:26:50,607 --> 00:26:53,838
But you have to show me them!
They dream about these in France!

481
00:26:54,767 --> 00:26:58,077
Look here.
And look here.

482
00:26:58,207 --> 00:27:01,483
Look at this original
superior Aryan leg.

483
00:27:01,607 --> 00:27:04,041
lt's a gem of a leg.

484
00:27:04,167 --> 00:27:07,603
Look how it bends,
look at this pure race piston.

485
00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:09,922
Just look at this leg!

486
00:27:10,047 --> 00:27:15,075
This is an Aryan leg bending
with a circular moving ltalian foot.

487
00:27:15,287 --> 00:27:19,280
An Etruscan ankle on a Roman shin.
Look at the strength!

488
00:27:19,607 --> 00:27:21,279
The whole world envies us for it.

489
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:26,276
And you too will have a leg like this
when you grow up, no two.

490
00:27:26,407 --> 00:27:29,205
lf this one breaks,
there's the other one.

491
00:27:29,327 --> 00:27:31,682
lf this one breaks,
there's this other one.

492
00:27:31,807 --> 00:27:34,799
lf they both break,
that's just plain bad luck!

493
00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:37,276
Races exist, children.
You bet they do!

494
00:27:38,007 --> 00:27:40,919
But let's continue,
l want to show you something else.

495
00:27:41,607 --> 00:27:42,642
Pay attention.

496
00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:45,359
- You said lnspector?
- Inspector.

497
00:27:46,007 --> 00:27:47,787
- From Rome?
- From Rome.

498
00:27:49,247 --> 00:27:50,600
The belly button!

499
00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:55,641
Take a look at this belly button!
What a knot!

500
00:27:56,207 --> 00:27:58,198
But you can't untie it,
not even with your teeth!

501
00:27:58,407 --> 00:28:01,126
Those racist scientists
tried it: not a chance!

502
00:28:01,487 --> 00:28:04,445
This is an ltalian belly button,
it's part of our race!

503
00:28:04,847 --> 00:28:06,485
Check out this style!

504
00:28:06,767 --> 00:28:08,962
Look at these muscles: ceps,

505
00:28:09,167 --> 00:28:10,725
biceps, triceps!

506
00:28:11,327 --> 00:28:13,318
Look at this beauty!
Admire this hip!

507
00:28:18,207 --> 00:28:19,879
Just look at the movement!

508
00:28:21,447 --> 00:28:22,436
Gentlemen!

509
00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:25,919
l must say goodbye now.

510
00:28:26,327 --> 00:28:29,285
because l have to go,
l have an appointment.

511
00:28:29,647 --> 00:28:32,320
l'll make my Aryan exit
and bid you farewell.

512
00:28:32,607 --> 00:28:34,165
Farewell! The belly button!

513
00:28:36,687 --> 00:28:38,837
l'll see you in Venice, Princess!

514
00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:41,683
l can only hear out of this ear.

515
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,406
Look at me, Princess.

516
00:30:03,167 --> 00:30:04,486
Come on, l'm down here.

517
00:30:06,527 --> 00:30:08,119
Look at me, Princess.

518
00:30:24,727 --> 00:30:26,558
Turn around, Princess.

519
00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:29,884
Turn around, around...

520
00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:16,199
l can't hear a thing!

521
00:31:18,727 --> 00:31:19,716
What does he want?

522
00:31:21,207 --> 00:31:23,641
He's trying to say:
''seven seconds''.

523
00:31:23,767 --> 00:31:26,281
You asked him the riddle
about the seven dwarves dining.

524
00:31:26,687 --> 00:31:28,678
He can't wait to tell me
the solution.

525
00:31:29,047 --> 00:31:32,119
- Can we get a chocolate ice cream?
- Yes, but we'll have to be quick.

526
00:31:32,367 --> 00:31:33,356
Why?

527
00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:37,446
We have to be at the Prefect's at eight,
we were invited to dinner.

528
00:31:38,047 --> 00:31:39,560
- Where?
- At the Prefect's.

529
00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:42,956
Have pity on me Lord,
let it not be true.

530
00:31:43,447 --> 00:31:46,439
- Another dinner at the Prefect's?
- Your mother is coming too.

531
00:31:46,927 --> 00:31:47,916
Bingo!

532
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:51,716
Let's us just go to dinner, then.
We'll stop by the Prefect's for coffee.

533
00:31:52,527 --> 00:31:54,006
l'm not coming!

534
00:31:54,487 --> 00:31:56,876
All right, l heard you!
l'll tell him we're not going!

535
00:31:57,087 --> 00:31:58,679
lt'll just be me and you.

536
00:32:00,287 --> 00:32:03,199
- Good evening, Rodolfo!
- Good evening, Mr. Prefect.

537
00:32:04,607 --> 00:32:06,996
l'll see you later at my house.
l'll expect you at eight.

538
00:32:07,207 --> 00:32:09,198
We'll be there at eight sharp.

539
00:32:13,607 --> 00:32:14,960
Where is she? Did you see her?

540
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,758
- She has to be here.
- You're here?

541
00:32:19,447 --> 00:32:21,438
On time tomorrow, got it?

542
00:32:22,047 --> 00:32:24,436
Did you take that stuff
out of the car?

543
00:32:24,647 --> 00:32:27,480
lt's silk, don't ruin it.
Be very careful.

544
00:32:28,607 --> 00:32:30,802
- What an opera.
- Beautiful!

545
00:32:33,487 --> 00:32:35,478
ls that one of your curtains?

546
00:32:36,447 --> 00:32:39,120
No, it must be one of my colleague's.

547
00:32:41,767 --> 00:32:43,564
He took my hat again!

548
00:32:44,447 --> 00:32:46,642
- Let's go.
- Don't you see how it's raining?

549
00:32:47,407 --> 00:32:49,523
- You go get the car!
- lt's right around the corner.

550
00:32:50,087 --> 00:32:51,918
All right, you wait here.

551
00:32:52,527 --> 00:32:54,518
l'll pull up right here and toot.

552
00:32:56,167 --> 00:32:57,759
Give me the key!

553
00:32:58,527 --> 00:33:00,518
Not the house key, the car key!

554
00:33:01,967 --> 00:33:03,958
The car key? Are you crazy?

555
00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:06,558
Keep him busy, you know,
the jerk the eggs fell on.

556
00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:09,156
Keep him busy as long as you can,
l'll see you tonight!

557
00:33:09,367 --> 00:33:11,358
lnside the car there's... Go slow!

558
00:33:27,687 --> 00:33:30,076
The least you could have done
is come get me with the umbrella.

559
00:33:30,447 --> 00:33:33,200
You're just plain rude.
Look what a mess l am.

560
00:33:33,807 --> 00:33:37,163
Plus, dinner at the Prefect's
gets me so nervous!

561
00:33:38,647 --> 00:33:40,638
l knew it,
l've got the hiccups.

562
00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:43,840
l always get them when l'm made
to do something l don't want to.

563
00:33:45,127 --> 00:33:47,846
Don't you know that it takes
so little to make me happy?

564
00:33:48,207 --> 00:33:50,767
A chocolate ice cream is enough!
Even two!

565
00:33:51,207 --> 00:33:54,165
A nice walk together
and then whatever happens, happens.

566
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:55,766
lnstead you...

567
00:33:57,527 --> 00:33:58,846
Good morning, Princess!

568
00:34:00,887 --> 00:34:03,196
This is incredible!
You owe me an explanation.

569
00:34:03,967 --> 00:34:05,958
No, you're the one
who owes me an explanation!

570
00:34:06,687 --> 00:34:09,599
l stop under a roof and you fall
from the sky into my arms.

571
00:34:09,927 --> 00:34:12,316
l fall off my bicycle
and end up in your arms.

572
00:34:12,607 --> 00:34:16,282
l do an inspection at school
and there you are again!

573
00:34:16,727 --> 00:34:18,479
You even turn up in my dreams!

574
00:34:18,687 --> 00:34:22,600
Will you leave me alone!
You've really got a crush on me!

575
00:34:23,607 --> 00:34:25,199
I don't blame you, but...

576
00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:28,442
All right, at this point,
l give in. You win.

577
00:34:28,647 --> 00:34:31,081
Where shall we go, Princess?
To the sea! Do you like the sea?

578
00:34:31,767 --> 00:34:34,679
Yes, but they're waiting for me
at the theater, take me back.

579
00:34:34,807 --> 00:34:38,686
All right, we'll go back
to the theater.

580
00:34:38,807 --> 00:34:41,162
- You've got the hiccups now too?
-Yes.

581
00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:44,563
l always get them when l'm made
to do something l don't want to do.

582
00:34:45,687 --> 00:34:47,484
What do you want to do?

583
00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:49,598
lt takes so little
to make me happy.

584
00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:51,564
A chocolate ice cream,
even two.

585
00:34:51,687 --> 00:34:55,282
A nice walk
and then whatever happens, happens.

586
00:34:56,767 --> 00:34:57,995
What's happening?

587
00:34:58,207 --> 00:35:00,846
Princess, do you know how to turn on
the windshield wipers?

588
00:35:01,847 --> 00:35:02,836
Brake!

589
00:35:04,887 --> 00:35:06,878
Have no fear, hang on to me!

590
00:35:08,007 --> 00:35:09,406
lt's broken!

591
00:35:09,847 --> 00:35:11,678
When did you learn to drive?

592
00:35:11,887 --> 00:35:14,117
- Ten minutes ago!
- l thought it was less than that...

593
00:35:14,407 --> 00:35:17,319
- The top doesn't close.
- The door won't open.

594
00:35:17,607 --> 00:35:19,598
Wait, we're stuck!

595
00:35:20,367 --> 00:35:22,437
We'll get out of here,
l'll take care of it.

596
00:35:22,647 --> 00:35:24,638
The important thing is
that you don't get wet.

597
00:35:24,847 --> 00:35:26,439
Cover yourself with this.

598
00:35:27,007 --> 00:35:28,599
Take it. We'll get out of here now.

599
00:35:29,847 --> 00:35:31,246
l'll take care of everything.

600
00:35:34,207 --> 00:35:35,435
Here we go...

601
00:35:36,687 --> 00:35:38,086
Step right out, princess.

602
00:35:41,847 --> 00:35:43,246
There! Step right out!

603
00:35:45,487 --> 00:35:48,285
There's a huge puddle,
you'll get your feet wet. Wait!

604
00:35:52,847 --> 00:35:54,246
Here!

605
00:35:59,727 --> 00:36:01,718
- Go ahead, princess.
- Where are we?

606
00:36:02,647 --> 00:36:04,638
We've already been here.

607
00:36:04,847 --> 00:36:07,725
- Me and you? When?
- Don't you remember?

608
00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,005
The night it was raining

609
00:36:10,207 --> 00:36:12,198
and l made you an umbrella
out of a pillow!

610
00:36:12,447 --> 00:36:15,837
lt was a beautiful night, l put
the steering wheel on my shoulder,

611
00:36:16,607 --> 00:36:19,724
did a little waltz and when
l stopped in front of you,

612
00:36:20,007 --> 00:36:21,281
you kissed me.

613
00:36:32,087 --> 00:36:34,078
Princess,
your behind is blowing in the wind.

614
00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:41,399
lt depends on the person.
My pop was like that.

615
00:36:41,847 --> 00:36:44,281
He had the ability
to make me do anything.

616
00:36:44,927 --> 00:36:46,918
He understood me,
he knew how to deal with me.

617
00:36:47,167 --> 00:36:49,158
l was like putty in his hand,

618
00:36:49,367 --> 00:36:51,961
l always, always, always said yes.

619
00:36:53,207 --> 00:36:55,641
So all these treasures
you're hiding...

620
00:36:55,927 --> 00:37:00,045
There is a way to open this treasure
chest and always get you to say yes!

621
00:37:00,767 --> 00:37:02,758
lt's easier than you think.

622
00:37:03,007 --> 00:37:05,316
- All you need is the right key.
- And were exactly is it?

623
00:37:06,127 --> 00:37:07,606
Heaven knows...

624
00:37:08,167 --> 00:37:09,566
lt's clearing up.

625
00:37:09,887 --> 00:37:11,479
So, you were saying...

626
00:37:12,127 --> 00:37:15,563
...the key that always makes you
say yes has to come from heaven.

627
00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:16,756
Yes.

628
00:37:17,407 --> 00:37:18,601
l'll give it a try.

629
00:37:19,047 --> 00:37:21,766
lf Maria, the Virgin Mary, tosses it
down to me-- You never know.

630
00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:24,966
Maria, the key!

631
00:37:27,967 --> 00:37:29,116
ls this it?

632
00:37:32,007 --> 00:37:34,840
Do you really have to go home?
What about the chocolate ice cream?

633
00:37:35,047 --> 00:37:36,844
- Let's get it right now.
- No, not now.

634
00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:38,765
- Then when?
- l don't know.

635
00:37:39,447 --> 00:37:41,836
Are we going to let heaven
decide that too?

636
00:37:42,447 --> 00:37:45,678
No, leave the Virgin Mary alone,
don't bother her over an ice cream!

637
00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:49,919
No, it's way too important, we can't
decide when to have it.

638
00:37:50,127 --> 00:37:51,606
l have to ask her.

639
00:37:52,647 --> 00:37:56,435
Maria, send someone to find out how
long before we can have the ice cream

640
00:37:58,807 --> 00:38:00,365
Seven seconds!

641
00:38:05,767 --> 00:38:08,201
- This is my house.
- l've gone by here a thousand times.

642
00:38:08,407 --> 00:38:10,398
l've always asked myself:
who lives there?

643
00:38:10,647 --> 00:38:12,877
l wanted to open
my store right out front.

644
00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:15,635
- The bookshop?
- Yes, l'll see you every day.

645
00:38:15,887 --> 00:38:17,286
Goodbye then.

646
00:38:17,567 --> 00:38:20,843
You've been so nice to me.
All l want now is a hot bath.

647
00:38:21,127 --> 00:38:22,719
l forgot to tell you...

648
00:38:24,207 --> 00:38:25,242
Go ahead...

649
00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:28,726
You can't imagine how much
l feel like making love to you.

650
00:38:29,847 --> 00:38:32,600
But l'll never tell anyone,
especially not you.

651
00:38:32,967 --> 00:38:35,037
They'd have to torture me
to make me say it.

652
00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:38,645
- Say what?
- That l want to make love to you.

653
00:38:38,847 --> 00:38:40,838
Not just once, over and over again!

654
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,045
But l'll never tell you that.

655
00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:46,365
l'd have to be crazy to tell you
l'd even make love to you now,

656
00:38:46,567 --> 00:38:48,523
right here, for the rest of my life.

657
00:38:51,047 --> 00:38:53,197
You'd better run or you'll get wet.
lt's going to rain again.

658
00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:55,196
Princess...

659
00:38:56,087 --> 00:38:58,476
- You're all wet.
- My suit is no big deal...

660
00:38:59,247 --> 00:39:01,238
lt's the hat that bothers me,

661
00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,726
l need a dry hat,
but where can l find one?

662
00:39:05,687 --> 00:39:07,917
How did it go? Right, it's easy!

663
00:39:09,407 --> 00:39:12,717
Maria, send someone to give
my friend a dry hat.

664
00:39:20,847 --> 00:39:22,838
Goodnight, Princess.
Farewell.

665
00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:44,841
- Excuse me, where's the restroom?
- Straight ahead to the left.

666
00:39:53,127 --> 00:39:55,960
Uncle Eliseo, here's the ostrich egg.

667
00:39:56,087 --> 00:39:57,076
Easy.

668
00:39:57,207 --> 00:39:58,276
What is this, an African cake?

669
00:39:58,407 --> 00:40:01,285
Yes, it's the new fashion in bakery.
lt's an Ethiopian cake.

670
00:40:01,407 --> 00:40:03,967
lt's filled with some cream
made with ostrich eggs.

671
00:40:04,087 --> 00:40:07,284
lt's the Empire. The hotel is
offering it to the guests of honor.

672
00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:10,399
What is it? An Ethiopian party?

673
00:40:10,527 --> 00:40:14,156
lt's an official engagement party.
A marriage promise.

674
00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:17,279
Bring the carts. Ernesto,
bring me the ostrich feather!

675
00:40:18,287 --> 00:40:20,278
Here,
put it in the ostrich's mouth.

676
00:40:25,087 --> 00:40:26,805
- Waiter?
- Yes.

677
00:40:29,407 --> 00:40:32,399
- Where is the manager's office?
- On the right, before the stairs.

678
00:40:33,447 --> 00:40:36,280
- Good gracious, what a bow!
- This is the Grand Hotel!

679
00:40:43,087 --> 00:40:45,078
lf you don'tget up immediately,

680
00:40:45,487 --> 00:40:49,082
l swear on your father's death bed
l'll never speak to you again.

681
00:40:49,487 --> 00:40:50,806
For the rest of my life!

682
00:40:52,287 --> 00:40:55,279
My head is spinning.
Terribly.

683
00:40:56,967 --> 00:41:02,963
Dora, dear, do you want your mother
to live locked up in this house?

684
00:41:03,087 --> 00:41:07,524
lf you don't come tonight, l won't
have the courage to go out anymore.

685
00:41:08,087 --> 00:41:09,805
Maybe l should sleep a little.

686
00:41:10,287 --> 00:41:14,075
First everything was spinning to the
left, now it's spinning to the right.

687
00:41:14,207 --> 00:41:15,196
What could it be?

688
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,206
Come back in an hour or so.

689
00:41:18,807 --> 00:41:19,796
An hour or so?

690
00:41:22,767 --> 00:41:26,965
lt took 2 months to prepare all this
and it cost us a mint.

691
00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:29,964
l'm going to count to three now.

692
00:41:30,167 --> 00:41:32,158
If you don't get up,
l'll force you to get up.

693
00:41:33,127 --> 00:41:34,045
One...

694
00:41:35,779 --> 00:41:36,530
Two...

695
00:41:38,374 --> 00:41:39,403
...and three.

696
00:41:46,207 --> 00:41:47,401
Good girl.

697
00:41:58,367 --> 00:42:00,483
He's very dear to me.

698
00:42:03,567 --> 00:42:07,162
- Ms. Guicciardini!
- Guido, l'm so pleased to see you.

699
00:42:07,287 --> 00:42:09,562
- How is everything?
- Fine, thank you. And you?

700
00:42:09,687 --> 00:42:12,485
- And the bookshop?
- We're almost there.

701
00:42:12,607 --> 00:42:14,165
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

702
00:42:14,287 --> 00:42:17,359
lf you allow me, l'd like to offer
you a piece of Ethiopian cake later.

703
00:42:18,287 --> 00:42:20,960
lt's made with ostrich eggs.

704
00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:30,965
She liked my poems.
She said she might publish them.

705
00:42:31,087 --> 00:42:32,679
l told you so!

706
00:42:32,807 --> 00:42:35,275
Make sure tonight is special.
l said everything was on me.

707
00:42:35,407 --> 00:42:38,080
- Don't pull any tricks on me.
- lt's all organized.

708
00:42:38,207 --> 00:42:41,279
You'll sit at the guests' table over
there. Just pretend you're invited.

709
00:42:41,407 --> 00:42:44,160
- lt's all paid for.
- Who's paying? What party is it?

710
00:42:44,287 --> 00:42:47,199
lt's a marriage promise.
Do you know who's getting married?

711
00:42:47,927 --> 00:42:50,441
Didn't l tell you?
That jerk the eggs fell on!

712
00:42:53,767 --> 00:42:55,758
- Who's he marrying?
- l don't know.

713
00:42:55,967 --> 00:42:58,003
But she hasn't even shown up yet!

714
00:42:58,207 --> 00:42:59,799
Everybody's waiting.

715
00:43:00,567 --> 00:43:02,364
l've looked everywhere for you!

716
00:43:02,767 --> 00:43:04,086
- Your uncle...
- My uncle?

717
00:43:04,687 --> 00:43:06,484
Something's happened...
Come with me!

718
00:43:06,807 --> 00:43:08,399
Outside! The horse!

719
00:43:10,887 --> 00:43:11,876
What's that?

720
00:43:13,447 --> 00:43:15,039
ls that your horse?

721
00:43:15,367 --> 00:43:17,403
What a sight!
What did they write on him?

722
00:43:18,287 --> 00:43:20,323
''Achtung, Jewish horse''.

723
00:43:21,047 --> 00:43:25,040
The usual barbarians, vandals.
lt's sad, what nonsense.

724
00:43:25,287 --> 00:43:26,686
''Jewish horse''!

725
00:43:27,127 --> 00:43:29,960
Don't get upset,
they just did it to...

726
00:43:30,607 --> 00:43:33,246
They didn't do it ''to'',
they did it ''to''...

727
00:43:34,927 --> 00:43:36,918
You'll have to get used to it, Guido.

728
00:43:37,127 --> 00:43:39,516
- They'll start with you too.
- With me?

729
00:43:39,727 --> 00:43:41,524
What could possibly happen to me?

730
00:43:41,927 --> 00:43:44,600
The worst they can do is undress me,
paint me yellow and write

731
00:43:44,887 --> 00:43:46,878
''Achtung, Jewish waiter''.

732
00:43:48,087 --> 00:43:50,078
l didn't even know
this horse was Jewish.

733
00:43:50,367 --> 00:43:52,358
Let's go, l'll clean him up
in the morning.

734
00:43:52,767 --> 00:43:54,485
Take him back to the stall.

735
00:44:12,687 --> 00:44:14,518
Look, there, in front of you!

736
00:44:19,887 --> 00:44:21,878
Wait, l'll surprise her.

737
00:44:31,487 --> 00:44:33,876
Come with me, l'd like to introduce
you to Fido Giovanardi.

738
00:44:44,327 --> 00:44:46,522
Doctor Lessing!
Where are you going?

739
00:44:47,527 --> 00:44:50,917
Urgent telegram, l must go
to Berlin immediately.

740
00:44:52,727 --> 00:44:55,116
- What are these flowers?
- They're for your departure.

741
00:44:57,647 --> 00:44:59,046
l'll take just one.

742
00:45:00,207 --> 00:45:02,323
l'll take it to my wife:
Guido's flower.

743
00:45:03,607 --> 00:45:05,598
l truly enjoyed myself with you.

744
00:45:06,527 --> 00:45:07,926
You're the most ingenious

745
00:45:08,367 --> 00:45:10,881
waiter l've ever come across.

746
00:45:11,127 --> 00:45:14,164
Thank you. You're the customer with
the most culture l've ever served.

747
00:45:14,607 --> 00:45:15,596
Thank you.

748
00:45:16,127 --> 00:45:18,118
Goodbye, Doctor Lessing.

749
00:45:18,327 --> 00:45:19,601
By the way...

750
00:45:21,607 --> 00:45:23,199
''lf you say my name,

751
00:45:24,407 --> 00:45:26,921
l'm not there anymore. Who am l?''

752
00:45:28,567 --> 00:45:30,762
lf you say my name,
l'm not there anymore.

753
00:45:35,287 --> 00:45:37,084
What is it? What did he say?

754
00:45:39,687 --> 00:45:40,881
Silence!

755
00:45:41,407 --> 00:45:45,082
Beautiful! lf you say the word,
it's not there anymore: silence.

756
00:45:47,727 --> 00:45:50,400
l'm not talking about Berlin,
in the outskirts, imagine that!

757
00:45:52,567 --> 00:45:55,001
Third grade,
listen to this problem.

758
00:45:55,487 --> 00:45:57,682
l remember it because it shocked me.

759
00:45:58,287 --> 00:46:00,676
A lunatic costs the State
four marks a day.

760
00:46:01,527 --> 00:46:03,518
A cripple, four and a half marks.

761
00:46:04,527 --> 00:46:06,404
An epileptic, three marks and a half.

762
00:46:06,927 --> 00:46:09,487
Considering that the average
is four marks a day,

763
00:46:09,847 --> 00:46:13,157
and there are 300.000 patients,
how much would the State save

764
00:46:13,367 --> 00:46:15,756
if these individuals
were eliminated?

765
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,006
l can't believe this!

766
00:46:19,007 --> 00:46:20,998
That was my exact reaction!

767
00:46:21,207 --> 00:46:23,880
l can't believe
a seven-year-old child...

768
00:46:24,087 --> 00:46:26,078
has to solve this kind of equation.

769
00:46:26,567 --> 00:46:29,525
lt's a difficult calculation.
Proportions, percentages...

770
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:32,437
They need at least some algebra
to do those equations.

771
00:46:32,647 --> 00:46:34,365
That's high school material for us.

772
00:46:34,607 --> 00:46:38,395
No, all it takes is multiplication!
You said there are 300.000 cripples?

773
00:46:39,527 --> 00:46:41,119
300.000 times four.

774
00:46:41,327 --> 00:46:44,239
lf we killed them all,
we'd save 1.200.000 marks a day...

775
00:46:44,447 --> 00:46:45,436
lt's easy!

776
00:46:45,807 --> 00:46:46,796
Exactly!

777
00:46:47,407 --> 00:46:51,082
But you're an adult, they make seven
year old children do this in Germany!

778
00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:53,405
lt's truly another race!

779
00:46:56,727 --> 00:46:58,001
"Good morning, Princess"

780
00:46:59,607 --> 00:47:02,405
- What did you say?
- lt's here, on the cake.

781
00:47:27,807 --> 00:47:29,798
Why are you just standing there?
Let's go!

782
00:47:30,527 --> 00:47:32,119
Let's dance.

783
00:48:27,527 --> 00:48:29,916
Just a few words, you
already know it all by now...

784
00:48:30,127 --> 00:48:32,118
and you've know for several years.

785
00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:34,318
Dora and l were born
on the same street,

786
00:48:35,447 --> 00:48:38,245
we went to school together,
we had the same friends.

787
00:48:38,367 --> 00:48:40,358
We've always been together.

788
00:48:40,487 --> 00:48:44,275
The only thing we didn't do together
is our military service.

789
00:48:47,367 --> 00:48:49,358
Dora is the woman of my life,

790
00:48:49,687 --> 00:48:52,582
and l'm the man of her life.
Therefore...

791
00:48:53,247 --> 00:48:55,522
We've decided to get
married within the year.

792
00:48:55,727 --> 00:48:58,321
You're all officially invited
on April the 9th

793
00:48:58,527 --> 00:49:01,087
to the Basilica of
''Santa Maria del Pellegrino''

794
00:49:01,287 --> 00:49:05,121
and then we'll celebrate till dawn,
all together, right here,

795
00:49:05,447 --> 00:49:07,085
just as happy as we are now!

796
00:49:12,887 --> 00:49:14,286
Kiss her! Kiss her!

797
00:49:31,287 --> 00:49:33,164
How are you?
Did you hurt yourself?

798
00:49:33,287 --> 00:49:36,484
Me?
No. l stumbled.

799
00:49:37,007 --> 00:49:39,282
- Did you hear?
- What?

800
00:49:41,087 --> 00:49:44,079
- No, nothing.
- Go on. Thank you.

801
00:49:51,087 --> 00:49:55,285
- What happened?
- Nothing. l stumbled.

802
00:49:57,087 --> 00:49:58,884
l'll clean it up right now.

803
00:50:17,567 --> 00:50:19,285
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.

804
00:50:19,687 --> 00:50:21,325
- Are you all right?
- Fine.

805
00:50:22,047 --> 00:50:24,038
Who put this armchair here?

806
00:50:25,287 --> 00:50:26,515
Are you all right?

807
00:50:26,767 --> 00:50:28,519
- l'm fine.
- l'm sorry...

808
00:50:28,727 --> 00:50:30,718
- l didn'tget hurt.
- No l was talking about...

809
00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:32,918
- What about Ms. Guicciardini?
- lt's going fine.

810
00:50:33,127 --> 00:50:34,719
Don't leave her alone.

811
00:50:35,327 --> 00:50:36,919
Go on, l can do this.

812
00:50:46,207 --> 00:50:47,640
Are you all right?

813
00:50:48,127 --> 00:50:52,484
Fine! Why are you all asking me
that? ls there something wrong?

814
00:50:52,727 --> 00:50:54,718
No, nothing is wrong.

815
00:50:55,567 --> 00:50:56,556
But...

816
00:50:56,847 --> 00:50:58,246
...go to the kitchen.

817
00:51:02,447 --> 00:51:03,641
The kitchen...

818
00:51:05,087 --> 00:51:07,078
They moved everything
around tonight!

819
00:51:07,287 --> 00:51:09,278
Look where they put the kitchen!

820
00:51:18,807 --> 00:51:20,798
Peekaboo! Guess who?

821
00:51:22,007 --> 00:51:23,998
lt's me! What have you gone, soft?

822
00:51:25,567 --> 00:51:26,556
Miss...

823
00:51:27,287 --> 00:51:29,278
We finally meet, Dora.

824
00:51:29,727 --> 00:51:32,924
He never introduced us.
You were scared to, weren't you?

825
00:51:34,167 --> 00:51:36,886
Now you don't need to come
with us to the brothel anymore!

826
00:51:37,927 --> 00:51:40,760
l apologize if l've disrupted you.
Happiness and best wishes to all.

827
00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:42,366
You sly old dog!

828
00:51:44,087 --> 00:51:45,566
What a jolly fellow!

829
00:51:48,287 --> 00:51:50,005
Congratulations!

830
00:51:50,127 --> 00:51:54,086
Now we can see each other more often
for dinner at my house.

831
00:51:55,087 --> 00:51:57,476
- Good evening, Mr. Prefect.
- Congratulations.

832
00:52:02,847 --> 00:52:05,236
Everything is just fine,
l'll pick it all up.

833
00:52:05,887 --> 00:52:06,797
l apologize.

834
00:52:08,727 --> 00:52:10,319
Unfortunately it's late.

835
00:52:18,527 --> 00:52:19,516
Princess!

836
00:52:20,487 --> 00:52:21,806
You're here too?

837
00:52:35,407 --> 00:52:36,681
Take me away.

838
00:52:51,767 --> 00:52:53,564
And now, ladies and gentlemen,

839
00:52:54,047 --> 00:52:57,756
a magnificent surprise
offered by the Grand Hotel:

840
00:52:58,007 --> 00:52:59,599
the Ethiopian cake!

841
00:54:00,207 --> 00:54:02,004
Thank you! Music maestro!

842
00:54:07,367 --> 00:54:09,164
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

843
00:54:11,167 --> 00:54:12,395
Right this way, Princess.

844
00:54:13,847 --> 00:54:15,075
But you're...

845
00:54:16,447 --> 00:54:17,846
Quickly, Princess.

846
00:54:38,127 --> 00:54:39,276
But he's...

847
00:54:43,807 --> 00:54:45,604
He's that jerk with the eggs!

848
00:55:19,647 --> 00:55:20,636
Ferruccio!

849
00:55:21,247 --> 00:55:24,045
He's got the keys to the house,
darn it all!

850
00:55:29,287 --> 00:55:32,006
Some wire.
l can open it if l find some wire.

851
00:55:33,407 --> 00:55:36,285
l'm a whiz with wire,
my pop taught me.

852
00:55:36,687 --> 00:55:39,485
l used to make toys
out of wire when l was a kid.

853
00:55:46,887 --> 00:55:48,036
l opened it.

854
00:56:15,487 --> 00:56:16,476
Joshua!

855
00:56:19,247 --> 00:56:21,238
Let's go, you're going
to make Mommy late.

856
00:56:26,087 --> 00:56:28,078
l lost my tank.

857
00:56:28,527 --> 00:56:30,119
Don't worry, we'll find it.

858
00:56:30,767 --> 00:56:32,962
Where did you leave the tank?

859
00:56:33,167 --> 00:56:35,158
- lt's on the stairs.
- l'll get it.

860
00:56:35,607 --> 00:56:37,996
Hold the bicycle.
l'll get it.

861
00:56:41,047 --> 00:56:42,036
Here.

862
00:56:43,447 --> 00:56:44,436
Let's go.

863
00:56:45,687 --> 00:56:48,281
- Go Pop!
- Go slow! Are you guys crazy?

864
00:56:49,007 --> 00:56:50,804
You're late for school! Go!

865
00:56:51,527 --> 00:56:53,995
There's a horse! Two horses!

866
00:56:56,367 --> 00:56:58,756
Stop ringing that bell,
it's driving me mad!

867
00:56:59,007 --> 00:57:02,158
- lt's not me, it's Joshua.
- lt's not me, it's Pop!

868
00:57:02,407 --> 00:57:03,999
Stop it, let me off!

869
00:57:14,007 --> 00:57:15,201
Here we are.

870
00:57:15,687 --> 00:57:17,279
See you tonight.

871
00:57:20,887 --> 00:57:22,366
Go fast, Pop!

872
00:57:33,967 --> 00:57:35,605
Can we buy this for Mommy?

873
00:57:35,807 --> 00:57:37,479
- How much does it cost?
- 15 lire.

874
00:57:38,687 --> 00:57:41,759
lt's a fake, it's probably
a fake cake, like your tank.

875
00:57:41,967 --> 00:57:43,161
Let's go, Joshua.

876
00:57:43,847 --> 00:57:45,439
''No Jews or dogs

877
00:57:46,567 --> 00:57:48,558
allowed.''

878
00:57:50,647 --> 00:57:54,356
Why aren't Jews or dogs
allowed to go in?

879
00:57:54,807 --> 00:57:56,798
They just don't want
Jews or dogs to go in...

880
00:57:57,007 --> 00:57:58,998
Everybody does what they want to.

881
00:57:59,207 --> 00:58:00,799
There's a hardware store there...

882
00:58:01,407 --> 00:58:04,319
They don't let Spanish
people or horses into his store.

883
00:58:04,927 --> 00:58:06,246
Further ahead, there's a drugstore...

884
00:58:06,887 --> 00:58:09,276
l was with a Chinese friend of mine
yesterday who had a kangaroo.

885
00:58:09,607 --> 00:58:12,485
l said ''May we?'' ''No, we don't
want any Chinese or kangaroos here''.

886
00:58:12,767 --> 00:58:14,758
They don't like them,
what can l tell you?

887
00:58:14,967 --> 00:58:17,356
We let everybody into our bookshop.

888
00:58:17,567 --> 00:58:19,285
No. From now on, we'll write it too.

889
00:58:19,487 --> 00:58:21,682
- ls there anybody you don't like?
- Spiders, what about you?

890
00:58:21,887 --> 00:58:23,957
l don't like Visigoths.
Starting tomorrow we'll write:

891
00:58:24,367 --> 00:58:26,756
''No spiders and Visigoths allowed.''

892
00:58:27,887 --> 00:58:30,162
l'm sick and tired
of these Visigoths!

893
00:58:38,767 --> 00:58:39,756
Good morning.

894
00:58:40,127 --> 00:58:41,719
Everything's half price.

895
00:58:41,927 --> 00:58:43,155
Guido Orefice?

896
00:58:43,967 --> 00:58:45,082
That's me.

897
00:58:45,447 --> 00:58:48,519
- You have to come to the Prefect's.
- Again!

898
00:58:48,727 --> 00:58:50,160
- He already went.
- Let's go.

899
00:58:50,767 --> 00:58:51,722
Why?

900
00:58:54,807 --> 00:58:56,798
- ls that man with you?
- Yes, let's go.

901
00:58:57,567 --> 00:58:58,556
All right.

902
00:58:58,767 --> 00:59:00,325
- l'm coming too.
- No.

903
00:59:00,527 --> 00:59:02,518
You stay here,
it won't take long, will it?

904
00:59:02,727 --> 00:59:03,921
Not long at all.

905
00:59:05,447 --> 00:59:07,915
Joshua, make sure you
treat the customers good!

906
00:59:08,727 --> 00:59:10,126
l'll be right back.

907
01:00:10,727 --> 01:00:13,116
- l'll take this one.
- lt costs five lire.

908
01:00:13,687 --> 01:00:15,678
No, it says ten lire.

909
01:00:17,647 --> 01:00:19,444
Everything's half price.

910
01:00:22,287 --> 01:00:24,278
Give this to your mom and tell her

911
01:00:24,487 --> 01:00:26,284
it's from grandma.

912
01:00:26,647 --> 01:00:29,639
l've never seen my grandma before.

913
01:00:29,927 --> 01:00:31,963
- Would you like to meet her?
- Yes.

914
01:00:33,767 --> 01:00:35,359
You'll meet her tomorrow.

915
01:00:35,647 --> 01:00:37,046
- Tomorrow?
- Yes.

916
01:00:37,487 --> 01:00:39,478
Because tomorrow is your birthday

917
01:00:39,927 --> 01:00:41,963
and your grandma will come
and bring you a nice present.

918
01:00:42,487 --> 01:00:44,398
A new tank?

919
01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:46,961
No, a surprise.

920
01:00:47,727 --> 01:00:49,126
Give the letter to your mom.

921
01:00:50,807 --> 01:00:51,956
Bye, Joshua.

922
01:00:52,327 --> 01:00:53,999
You forgot your change, Grandma.

923
01:01:00,527 --> 01:01:01,516
Thank you...

924
01:01:02,607 --> 01:01:04,404
- When are you coming?
- ln an hour or so.

925
01:01:04,607 --> 01:01:07,280
l'm going to stop by my uncle's to
see if he'll bring some leftovers.

926
01:01:08,927 --> 01:01:11,316
- Then what did Grandma say?
- She's coming tomorrow.

927
01:01:12,856 --> 01:01:14,028
JEWISH STORE

928
01:01:14,127 --> 01:01:15,321
lt's about time!

929
01:01:17,036 --> 01:01:19,675
- lt's time for your bath now.
- l don't want to take one.

930
01:01:19,796 --> 01:01:22,185
- Go take a bath.
- l took one on Friday!

931
01:01:22,636 --> 01:01:23,830
He's right.

932
01:01:24,196 --> 01:01:25,754
You change your shirt.

933
01:01:25,956 --> 01:01:28,345
- l changed it on Thursday!
- Don't forget the flowers!

934
01:01:28,556 --> 01:01:30,547
They're outside,
l already picked them.

935
01:01:31,036 --> 01:01:34,472
- l'll come with you, Pop!
- You have to take a bath, stubborn!

936
01:01:34,876 --> 01:01:36,468
l don't want to take one!

937
01:01:37,636 --> 01:01:39,627
Hurry up, l have to go
pick Grandma up!

938
01:01:47,116 --> 01:01:49,584
- Where do you want the flowers?
- Set them down, l'll be right there.

939
01:01:59,796 --> 01:02:01,195
l took one on Friday!

940
01:02:06,796 --> 01:02:08,593
Do you know where Joshua is?

941
01:02:08,796 --> 01:02:10,388
He must be in there.

942
01:02:10,756 --> 01:02:12,553
Will you put those things in order?

943
01:02:12,756 --> 01:02:14,747
Why don't you show me the flowers?
They look so beautiful.

944
01:02:14,956 --> 01:02:17,390
They are, l'll bring them right over.
You want to see the flowers?

945
01:02:17,596 --> 01:02:19,393
l'll make them come right over.

946
01:02:20,036 --> 01:02:21,355
Come, flowers!

947
01:02:21,556 --> 01:02:23,148
Come, stand!

948
01:02:23,556 --> 01:02:26,070
Schopenauer, willpower...
l want the nightstand to come here...

949
01:02:26,836 --> 01:02:28,633
Nightstand, come...

950
01:02:29,916 --> 01:02:31,508
Stop, nightstand!

951
01:02:32,476 --> 01:02:34,910
This nightstand seems very dirty to me.

952
01:02:35,996 --> 01:02:37,907
Good morning, Princess!

953
01:02:42,796 --> 01:02:44,593
He can already read and write?

954
01:02:44,956 --> 01:02:47,186
- For over a year now.
- You did a good job.

955
01:02:47,796 --> 01:02:49,195
We're here.

956
01:02:49,756 --> 01:02:51,314
l'll help you get out.

957
01:02:51,516 --> 01:02:53,108
No, l can do it myself.

958
01:03:10,276 --> 01:03:11,675
Dora, what's wrong?

959
01:03:31,756 --> 01:03:33,155
Are we there?

960
01:03:34,036 --> 01:03:35,833
No, it's a crossing.

961
01:03:39,156 --> 01:03:41,272
Will you tell me
where we're going now?

962
01:03:41,476 --> 01:03:43,273
What do you mean, where?

963
01:03:44,116 --> 01:03:46,630
You asked me a thousand times!
We're going...

964
01:03:46,836 --> 01:03:48,906
...to the place...
What's it called?

965
01:03:49,636 --> 01:03:50,625
We're going...

966
01:03:51,396 --> 01:03:52,795
Where are we going?

967
01:03:53,436 --> 01:03:56,826
What day is it today?
Today is your birthday!

968
01:03:57,196 --> 01:03:59,835
You've always said
you wanted to go on a trip!

969
01:04:00,356 --> 01:04:02,745
lt took me months
to plan this whole thing!

970
01:04:04,116 --> 01:04:05,708
You know where we're going?

971
01:04:06,196 --> 01:04:08,915
l can't tell you.
l promised Mom l wouldn't tell.

972
01:04:09,116 --> 01:04:10,913
You know how she is, she'll get mad.

973
01:04:11,436 --> 01:04:12,949
lt makes me laugh...

974
01:04:13,156 --> 01:04:15,545
My pop planned something like this
for me when l was little too.

975
01:04:18,716 --> 01:04:20,707
lt was so...
boy was it funny!

976
01:04:24,676 --> 01:04:26,314
l'm not going to tell you,

977
01:04:26,516 --> 01:04:28,234
l want you to see for yourself.

978
01:04:28,436 --> 01:04:31,269
lt's a surprise...
you know, it really...

979
01:04:31,756 --> 01:04:33,030
...it really makes me laugh.

980
01:04:34,076 --> 01:04:35,555
l'm tired.

981
01:04:35,996 --> 01:04:36,985
Go to sleep.

982
01:04:43,196 --> 01:04:45,266
Where are we going?
Where are they taking us?

983
01:05:04,596 --> 01:05:08,066
What time is it?
We're leaving right on time.

984
01:05:08,556 --> 01:05:09,955
What organization!

985
01:05:10,316 --> 01:05:12,705
- You've never taken a train, huh?
- No. ls it nice?

986
01:05:12,916 --> 01:05:14,110
lt's really nice!

987
01:05:14,316 --> 01:05:17,467
lt's all wooden inside, everybody
stands up, there's not one seat...

988
01:05:17,676 --> 01:05:20,713
- There aren't any seats?
- What? Seats on a train?

989
01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:22,907
lt's obvious you've
never been on one!

990
01:05:23,116 --> 01:05:25,505
No, everybody stands
real close together.

991
01:05:26,436 --> 01:05:29,872
Do you see this line? l got
the last tickets just in time!

992
01:05:30,676 --> 01:05:33,270
Hurry up Uncle Eliseo, l don't
want them to say ''Too late,

993
01:05:33,476 --> 01:05:35,432
it's full, go back home.''

994
01:05:35,636 --> 01:05:38,025
Wait up, we've got a reservation!
Leave some room for us!

995
01:05:38,956 --> 01:05:40,355
Look at this line!

996
01:05:42,316 --> 01:05:44,511
Here we are! We made a reservation!

997
01:05:47,396 --> 01:05:48,385
Thank you!

998
01:05:52,156 --> 01:05:53,430
May l help you?

999
01:05:55,596 --> 01:05:56,870
There's been a mistake.

1000
01:05:57,236 --> 01:05:58,669
What mistake?

1001
01:05:59,396 --> 01:06:01,387
My husband and son are on that train.

1002
01:06:03,076 --> 01:06:04,873
What's your husband's name?

1003
01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:06,624
Guido Orefice.

1004
01:06:12,956 --> 01:06:14,469
Joshua Orefice

1005
01:06:14,676 --> 01:06:16,428
and Eliseo Orefice

1006
01:06:16,636 --> 01:06:18,035
are on the train too.

1007
01:06:18,836 --> 01:06:20,428
There's no mistake.

1008
01:06:22,316 --> 01:06:24,352
l want to get on that train too.

1009
01:06:26,116 --> 01:06:27,515
We're all ready.

1010
01:06:28,036 --> 01:06:29,628
Send them off then.

1011
01:06:29,836 --> 01:06:31,030
Go, leave!

1012
01:06:33,796 --> 01:06:35,514
Go back home, ma'am.

1013
01:06:36,676 --> 01:06:38,189
l want to get on that train.

1014
01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:49,031
Let me get on that train!

1015
01:07:18,756 --> 01:07:19,950
Mom's here!

1016
01:07:22,756 --> 01:07:25,316
They stopped the train
to let Mom get on.

1017
01:09:24,436 --> 01:09:25,425
Uncle Eliseo...

1018
01:10:04,356 --> 01:10:07,712
Are you happy? Did you see
this place? Are you tired?

1019
01:10:07,916 --> 01:10:10,635
- l didn't like the train.
- Me either.

1020
01:10:11,436 --> 01:10:13,267
We'll take the bus back.

1021
01:10:13,476 --> 01:10:16,388
We're taking the bus back!
The one with the seats in it!

1022
01:10:17,836 --> 01:10:19,394
- l told them.
- lt's better.

1023
01:10:19,516 --> 01:10:20,585
l think so.

1024
01:10:21,556 --> 01:10:23,865
You see? lt's all organized!

1025
01:10:24,596 --> 01:10:28,953
Did you see that line!
People are lined up to get inside!

1026
01:10:29,196 --> 01:10:30,788
Everybody wants to get in!

1027
01:10:30,996 --> 01:10:32,509
What game is this?

1028
01:10:32,756 --> 01:10:33,984
That's it!

1029
01:10:34,236 --> 01:10:36,511
lt's that game where...

1030
01:10:36,716 --> 01:10:38,115
lt's the game...

1031
01:10:39,036 --> 01:10:41,027
We're all players.

1032
01:10:42,276 --> 01:10:44,585
lt's all organized.
The game is...

1033
01:10:44,796 --> 01:10:47,151
...the men are over here,
the women are over there,

1034
01:10:47,996 --> 01:10:50,590
then there's the soldiers,
they give us our schedule...

1035
01:10:50,796 --> 01:10:52,673
lt's hard, you know, it's not easy...

1036
01:10:53,676 --> 01:10:57,066
lf somebody makes a mistake,
they get sent right home.

1037
01:10:57,276 --> 01:10:59,073
That means you have to be careful.

1038
01:10:59,276 --> 01:11:02,188
But if you win, you get first prize!

1039
01:11:02,996 --> 01:11:04,714
What's the prize?

1040
01:11:05,356 --> 01:11:06,869
First prize!

1041
01:11:08,236 --> 01:11:11,034
- lt's a tank.
- l already have one.

1042
01:11:11,796 --> 01:11:13,593
This one's a real tank!

1043
01:11:13,836 --> 01:11:15,030
Brand new!

1044
01:11:15,276 --> 01:11:16,425
Real?

1045
01:11:17,476 --> 01:11:19,273
Yes! l didn't want to tell you...

1046
01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:28,508
Where's Uncle Eliseo going?

1047
01:11:28,996 --> 01:11:31,066
He's on another team,
it's all organized...

1048
01:11:31,836 --> 01:11:33,030
Bye, Uncle Eliseo!

1049
01:11:36,036 --> 01:11:37,435
A real tank...

1050
01:11:52,276 --> 01:11:53,755
What did l tell you?

1051
01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:56,144
Fabulous!

1052
01:11:56,476 --> 01:11:57,591
What a place!

1053
01:11:58,236 --> 01:12:00,989
Hurry up or they'll steal our places.
We've got a reservation.

1054
01:12:01,196 --> 01:12:02,390
Two singles!

1055
01:12:03,196 --> 01:12:04,185
Coming through!

1056
01:12:05,636 --> 01:12:06,955
There's our place!

1057
01:12:12,756 --> 01:12:14,553
This is our bed,
we'll sleep real close.

1058
01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:20,431
lt's ugly here, it smells,
l want to be with Mommy.

1059
01:12:21,036 --> 01:12:22,435
We will be!

1060
01:12:22,636 --> 01:12:24,513
- l'm hungry!
- We'll eat!

1061
01:12:25,796 --> 01:12:28,151
Plus they're really
mean here, they yell!

1062
01:12:28,476 --> 01:12:32,185
They yell because everybody wants
first prize. They have to be tough.

1063
01:12:33,236 --> 01:12:36,353
- Can l see Mommy?
- When the game's over.

1064
01:12:37,236 --> 01:12:38,430
When's it over?

1065
01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:42,347
You have to get a thousand points.

1066
01:12:43,596 --> 01:12:46,190
Whoever gets a thousand
points wins a tank.

1067
01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:49,026
l don't believe you.
Are we getting a snack?

1068
01:12:49,956 --> 01:12:51,150
A snack?

1069
01:12:52,476 --> 01:12:54,467
Just ask, we're all friends here.

1070
01:12:54,676 --> 01:12:56,906
- Look who's here, what's his name...
- Bartolomeo.

1071
01:12:57,676 --> 01:12:59,473
Let me ask you something.

1072
01:12:59,676 --> 01:13:02,748
Did the guy who hands out the
bread and jam already come by?

1073
01:13:04,196 --> 01:13:06,949
Darn it all!
We missed him by a second!

1074
01:13:07,676 --> 01:13:10,349
He'll come back again
though, won't he?

1075
01:13:11,236 --> 01:13:12,430
He's coming back.

1076
01:13:19,636 --> 01:13:22,594
- What did he say?
- He asked if anyone speaks German.

1077
01:13:22,796 --> 01:13:24,787
He's going to explain
the camp's rules.

1078
01:13:28,116 --> 01:13:29,947
- Do you speak German?
- No.

1079
01:13:39,356 --> 01:13:41,745
The game starts now: whoever's here
is here, whoever's not is not.

1080
01:13:45,996 --> 01:13:49,625
The first one to get a thousand
points wins. The prize is a tank!

1081
01:13:50,636 --> 01:13:51,751
Lucky him!

1082
01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:03,551
Every day we'll announce who's
in the lead from that loudspeaker.

1083
01:14:03,756 --> 01:14:06,668
The one with the least points
has to wear a sign saying ''jackass''

1084
01:14:06,876 --> 01:14:08,070
right here on his back.

1085
01:14:14,836 --> 01:14:17,430
We play the part of
the real mean guys who yell.

1086
01:14:17,636 --> 01:14:19,069
Whoever's scared loses points.

1087
01:14:33,796 --> 01:14:36,390
You'll lose your points
for three things.

1088
01:14:37,196 --> 01:14:39,585
One: if you cry,

1089
01:14:40,396 --> 01:14:42,785
two: if you want to see your mommy,

1090
01:14:43,276 --> 01:14:45,995
three: if you're hungry
and you want a snack.

1091
01:14:46,276 --> 01:14:47,675
Forget about it!

1092
01:14:56,196 --> 01:14:58,585
lt's easy to lose points
for being hungry.

1093
01:14:58,796 --> 01:15:00,593
Just yesterday l lost 40 points

1094
01:15:00,796 --> 01:15:03,515
because l absolutely
had to have a jam sandwich.

1095
01:15:04,956 --> 01:15:06,150
Apricot jam!

1096
01:15:07,356 --> 01:15:08,550
He wanted strawberry...

1097
01:15:15,756 --> 01:15:18,145
Don't ask for any lollipops,
you won't get any.

1098
01:15:18,356 --> 01:15:19,948
We eat them all!

1099
01:15:22,236 --> 01:15:23,589
l ate twenty of them yesterday!

1100
01:15:24,676 --> 01:15:25,995
What a stomachache...

1101
01:15:26,956 --> 01:15:28,150
But they sure were good.

1102
01:15:29,076 --> 01:15:30,225
You bet...

1103
01:15:38,596 --> 01:15:41,156
Sorry if l'm going so fast,
but l'm playing hide and seek.

1104
01:15:41,356 --> 01:15:43,187
l have to go now, or they'll find me.

1105
01:15:52,716 --> 01:15:56,425
Don't ask me anything, ask
Bartolomeo, he knows everything.

1106
01:15:56,636 --> 01:15:58,627
Don't forget to tell me
what he said too.

1107
01:15:59,276 --> 01:16:01,028
A thousand points?

1108
01:16:01,236 --> 01:16:03,227
l told you we're going to have fun!

1109
01:16:04,036 --> 01:16:05,515
These guys are crazy!

1110
01:16:05,716 --> 01:16:08,992
This has to way a hundred kilos!
lt's got to be 3000 degrees in here!

1111
01:16:09,476 --> 01:16:11,671
Vittorino, l can't cope anymore!

1112
01:16:12,036 --> 01:16:14,550
- After only the first one?
- Why, are there more to move?

1113
01:16:15,116 --> 01:16:16,265
We're here until tonight!

1114
01:16:17,116 --> 01:16:19,949
Bartolomeo, what happened?
Where are they taking you?

1115
01:16:20,396 --> 01:16:22,785
To the hospital, l hurt my arm.

1116
01:16:24,516 --> 01:16:26,108
We're going to die here!

1117
01:16:27,476 --> 01:16:30,070
l can't take it anymore!
l'm putting this down.

1118
01:16:30,356 --> 01:16:32,745
l'll tell them l can't do it.
What can they do to me?

1119
01:16:32,956 --> 01:16:34,105
They'll kill you!

1120
01:16:37,596 --> 01:16:39,587
- Where does this thing go?
- Down there.

1121
01:16:39,796 --> 01:16:41,787
Good Lord, l'll never make it!

1122
01:16:50,236 --> 01:16:52,227
lt's got to be
10,000 degrees in here...

1123
01:17:21,756 --> 01:17:22,745
Pop!

1124
01:17:38,156 --> 01:17:40,716
Look here! See? lt's nice, huh?

1125
01:17:43,076 --> 01:17:44,475
We're signed up.

1126
01:17:45,596 --> 01:17:48,110
When l got there to sign up,

1127
01:17:48,996 --> 01:17:50,987
the referee was there and he said:

1128
01:17:51,196 --> 01:17:53,505
''No, you and your son
aren't on the list,

1129
01:17:53,716 --> 01:17:55,752
you didn't pay your dues.''

1130
01:17:56,316 --> 01:17:58,113
l almost fell over.

1131
01:17:58,316 --> 01:18:01,547
He said: ''You can go home.''
l said. ''No, you go home!

1132
01:18:02,396 --> 01:18:04,273
Joshua and l signed up.

1133
01:18:04,756 --> 01:18:08,032
Give me my number!''
ln fact they gave me one, look.

1134
01:18:09,196 --> 01:18:11,869
l had them put it here too,
just in case...

1135
01:18:12,876 --> 01:18:14,309
See what a nice place...

1136
01:18:15,716 --> 01:18:17,707
...your pop takes you to?

1137
01:18:19,836 --> 01:18:21,747
Did you play with... the other kids?

1138
01:18:22,596 --> 01:18:25,190
Yes, but they don't know the rules.

1139
01:18:26,036 --> 01:18:28,425
They said it isn't true that
first prize is a tank,

1140
01:18:28,636 --> 01:18:30,433
they don't know anything
about the points.

1141
01:18:31,316 --> 01:18:34,149
Did you fall for that?
They're as sly as foxes.

1142
01:18:34,356 --> 01:18:36,472
They want to beat you!
Are you joking?

1143
01:18:36,676 --> 01:18:39,429
There's no tank?
Don't you believe them!

1144
01:18:40,156 --> 01:18:42,147
How many points did we get today?

1145
01:18:43,036 --> 01:18:44,185
50.

1146
01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:47,146
48... They took two points
away from me because...

1147
01:18:47,756 --> 01:18:49,553
...l stumbled while l was...

1148
01:18:49,836 --> 01:18:51,633
...playing hopscotch...

1149
01:18:52,956 --> 01:18:53,945
We...

1150
01:18:54,796 --> 01:18:57,947
...laughed like crazy today!
l died laughing!

1151
01:18:58,676 --> 01:19:00,189
Boy, did l have fun!

1152
01:19:00,676 --> 01:19:02,667
l can't wait to start
all over again tomorrow!

1153
01:19:02,876 --> 01:19:04,832
Hopscotch, tug of war,

1154
01:19:05,236 --> 01:19:06,589
and ring around the rosy...

1155
01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:08,907
Every game...
l don't even remember all of them.

1156
01:19:09,196 --> 01:19:12,233
''You guys are obsessed, stop!
l'm tired!'' l said.

1157
01:19:12,436 --> 01:19:13,425
Listen...

1158
01:19:14,476 --> 01:19:17,946
- Did you eat something?
- Yes, but l didn't ask for a snack.

1159
01:19:18,236 --> 01:19:21,546
Good boy! That means
you got 12 points too!

1160
01:19:22,116 --> 01:19:23,708
48 for me, 12 for you...

1161
01:19:24,196 --> 01:19:25,185
...60 points.

1162
01:19:25,436 --> 01:19:28,314
This is what you get
when you get up to 60...

1163
01:19:28,716 --> 01:19:30,707
...a plain piece of bread, no jam.

1164
01:19:32,236 --> 01:19:33,635
Here, eat this.

1165
01:19:36,836 --> 01:19:39,589
- ls 60 points a lot?
- Are you kidding?

1166
01:19:40,196 --> 01:19:41,709
lt sure is!

1167
01:19:45,396 --> 01:19:47,193
Look who's here! Bartolomeo!

1168
01:19:47,716 --> 01:19:48,865
How'd it go?

1169
01:19:50,156 --> 01:19:52,545
Any worse than this...
l got twenty of them.

1170
01:19:56,516 --> 01:19:58,234
We got more than him.

1171
01:19:59,356 --> 01:20:01,347
Don't tell him that.
We're in the lead!

1172
01:20:10,636 --> 01:20:12,831
l already told you:
no children or old ladies!

1173
01:20:13,436 --> 01:20:15,233
Back inside! You don't work!

1174
01:20:16,316 --> 01:20:17,510
The rest, downstairs!

1175
01:20:19,076 --> 01:20:21,636
Let's go girls, quickly.
Come on. This way!

1176
01:20:23,116 --> 01:20:25,505
That one's new,
she learned right away.

1177
01:20:25,756 --> 01:20:29,032
The lady at the door...
She seemed nice when she first came.

1178
01:20:29,236 --> 01:20:30,749
She's the worst of all!

1179
01:20:30,956 --> 01:20:33,754
At least she didn't send
the old ladies and children to work.

1180
01:20:33,956 --> 01:20:37,028
They don't send old people and kids
to work because they kill them!

1181
01:20:37,476 --> 01:20:39,944
One of these days they'll
call them to take a shower.

1182
01:20:40,156 --> 01:20:41,635
''Children, shower time!''

1183
01:20:41,836 --> 01:20:45,272
The truth is, they make them
shower there, in the gas chamber.

1184
01:20:51,916 --> 01:20:53,110
Downstairs!

1185
01:20:57,996 --> 01:20:59,588
How can l do this?

1186
01:21:00,476 --> 01:21:01,465
Vittorino!

1187
01:21:03,316 --> 01:21:05,705
Where'd they find all these anvils?

1188
01:21:05,916 --> 01:21:06,905
Pop!

1189
01:21:09,196 --> 01:21:11,756
Why are you here?
You're not supposed to be here!

1190
01:21:12,236 --> 01:21:13,464
Go away!

1191
01:21:13,676 --> 01:21:15,826
Why aren't you with the other kids?

1192
01:21:16,036 --> 01:21:17,435
They said

1193
01:21:17,636 --> 01:21:20,753
all us kids have to take
a shower today and l don't want to.

1194
01:21:22,316 --> 01:21:23,988
- Go take a shower!
- No!

1195
01:21:25,596 --> 01:21:26,745
l'm not going to.

1196
01:21:27,276 --> 01:21:28,709
Go take a shower!

1197
01:21:29,596 --> 01:21:31,234
What are you doing here?

1198
01:21:33,356 --> 01:21:34,755
We're making...

1199
01:21:35,916 --> 01:21:37,508
...the tank.

1200
01:21:38,036 --> 01:21:40,869
We're building the tank,
we're still working on the tracks.

1201
01:21:41,436 --> 01:21:43,028
We're running slow.

1202
01:21:44,676 --> 01:21:47,315
You can't stay here.
Go take your shower!

1203
01:21:47,756 --> 01:21:49,986
l don't want to!

1204
01:21:50,716 --> 01:21:53,913
You stubborn thing! l'll tell Mom!
Ten points off for you!

1205
01:21:54,396 --> 01:21:57,593
Hide behind there, we'll go
back together when l'm done.

1206
01:21:57,796 --> 01:21:59,309
Don't let anyone see you!

1207
01:21:59,676 --> 01:22:01,075
This sure is fun...

1208
01:22:15,036 --> 01:22:16,025
Everything!

1209
01:22:16,236 --> 01:22:18,227
Take everything off!
Hang it up there!

1210
01:22:19,036 --> 01:22:21,027
You'll get it back after the shower.

1211
01:22:22,236 --> 01:22:23,225
Forward!

1212
01:22:25,156 --> 01:22:27,716
Remember your number
to get your clothes back!

1213
01:22:31,076 --> 01:22:33,715
Women and children
will shower together.

1214
01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:35,190
Are you hurt?

1215
01:22:46,436 --> 01:22:47,630
Thanks, Bartolomeo.

1216
01:22:48,596 --> 01:22:51,064
From now on, you have
to hide here the whole day.

1217
01:22:51,276 --> 01:22:53,870
lf they see us now it's over,
we're disqualified!

1218
01:22:54,236 --> 01:22:55,635
What do l have to do?

1219
01:22:55,876 --> 01:22:57,867
You have to stay...
Vittorino, help me out.

1220
01:22:58,076 --> 01:23:00,067
You have to hide here all day.

1221
01:23:00,436 --> 01:23:04,145
Don't let anyone see you, especially
those mean guys who yell.

1222
01:23:04,396 --> 01:23:05,511
Remember.

1223
01:23:05,876 --> 01:23:06,945
Stay hidden!

1224
01:23:07,796 --> 01:23:09,912
This is the hardest part.

1225
01:23:10,556 --> 01:23:14,185
lf we get this right, the tank is
ours, it's worth 120 points a day.

1226
01:23:14,876 --> 01:23:17,595
l'll take you with me,
l'll hide you. You're gone!

1227
01:23:17,796 --> 01:23:20,515
Who's ever seen you before?
Who are you? Where is he?

1228
01:23:20,716 --> 01:23:21,865
Got it?

1229
01:23:26,956 --> 01:23:28,105
Got ya'!

1230
01:23:30,236 --> 01:23:31,225
Good boy!

1231
01:24:44,956 --> 01:24:46,753
Anybody here? Am l disturbing?

1232
01:24:54,996 --> 01:24:55,985
Come here!

1233
01:24:57,636 --> 01:24:59,274
Quick as lightening!

1234
01:25:04,996 --> 01:25:06,588
Good morning, Princess!

1235
01:25:07,196 --> 01:25:08,345
Last night

1236
01:25:08,556 --> 01:25:10,547
l dreamt about you all night!

1237
01:25:11,196 --> 01:25:14,666
We were going to the movies,
you were wearing that pink suit

1238
01:25:14,876 --> 01:25:16,275
that l really like.

1239
01:25:16,636 --> 01:25:18,627
You're all l think about, Princess.

1240
01:25:19,076 --> 01:25:20,873
l always think
about you. And now...

1241
01:25:21,676 --> 01:25:22,665
Mommy!

1242
01:25:23,356 --> 01:25:26,826
Pop wheels me in the wheelbarrow
but he doesn't know how to drive!

1243
01:25:27,116 --> 01:25:28,674
He kills me laughing!

1244
01:25:28,876 --> 01:25:31,265
We're in the lead!
How many points do we have today?

1245
01:25:32,636 --> 01:25:35,389
Run! The mean guys
who yell are behind us!

1246
01:25:35,596 --> 01:25:37,791
- Where?
- Over here. Come on!

1247
01:25:51,596 --> 01:25:52,995
Are they dry?

1248
01:25:54,676 --> 01:25:56,075
They're dry.

1249
01:25:56,356 --> 01:25:57,345
Catch,

1250
01:25:58,236 --> 01:25:59,430
get dressed.

1251
01:26:13,356 --> 01:26:15,392
What happened to Vittorino,
Alfonso and the others?

1252
01:26:16,956 --> 01:26:18,355
They didn't make it.

1253
01:27:09,116 --> 01:27:11,107
''lf you say my name,
l'm not there anymore.''

1254
01:27:12,796 --> 01:27:13,945
Silence.

1255
01:27:46,316 --> 01:27:48,466
Thank goodness, l was getting scared.
What happened to you?

1256
01:27:48,676 --> 01:27:50,667
They're half crazy!

1257
01:27:52,996 --> 01:27:54,987
The man who does the check-ups,
the Captain,

1258
01:27:55,196 --> 01:27:57,710
he's a friend of mine,
l met him when l was a waiter.

1259
01:27:57,916 --> 01:28:01,386
He said they're having a dinner with
all the officials and their wives.

1260
01:28:02,076 --> 01:28:04,749
He asked me if l wanted to
wait tables at the dinner.

1261
01:28:05,996 --> 01:28:09,068
Maybe he wants to help me,
he might get us out of here...

1262
01:28:15,356 --> 01:28:16,948
Have you seen Joshua?

1263
01:28:17,716 --> 01:28:19,115
What do you mean, no!

1264
01:28:26,436 --> 01:28:28,233
What are you doing?
Come here!

1265
01:28:28,436 --> 01:28:29,425
No.

1266
01:28:30,156 --> 01:28:31,748
l told you to come.

1267
01:28:32,676 --> 01:28:34,268
No? Come on out!

1268
01:28:35,116 --> 01:28:37,630
Come out! Look here,
you're all dirty.

1269
01:28:38,756 --> 01:28:39,984
- When...
- Where have you been?

1270
01:28:41,036 --> 01:28:43,596
l had to finish playing rummy...

1271
01:28:44,196 --> 01:28:46,756
They make buttons and soap out of us.

1272
01:28:49,556 --> 01:28:52,992
- What are you saying?
- They burn us all in the oven.

1273
01:28:54,036 --> 01:28:55,469
Who told you that?

1274
01:28:56,436 --> 01:29:00,952
A man was crying, he said they
make buttons and soap out of us.

1275
01:29:03,436 --> 01:29:05,028
You fell for that?

1276
01:29:05,676 --> 01:29:07,268
Again?

1277
01:29:07,956 --> 01:29:11,028
l thought you were a sharp boy,
cunning, intelligent...

1278
01:29:11,236 --> 01:29:14,672
Buttons and soap out of people?
That'll be the day!

1279
01:29:15,836 --> 01:29:17,235
You believed that?

1280
01:29:18,236 --> 01:29:21,911
Just imagine... tomorrow morning
l wash my hands with Bartolomeo,

1281
01:29:22,116 --> 01:29:23,708
a good scrub...

1282
01:29:23,916 --> 01:29:25,907
Then l'll button up with Francesco.

1283
01:29:26,836 --> 01:29:27,985
Darn it all!

1284
01:29:28,196 --> 01:29:29,993
Look! l just lost Giorgio!

1285
01:29:30,676 --> 01:29:32,473
Does this look like a person?

1286
01:29:32,556 --> 01:29:35,434
Come on! They were teasing you!
And you fell for it!

1287
01:29:35,676 --> 01:29:37,507
What else did they tell you?

1288
01:29:38,076 --> 01:29:39,873
That we get cooked in the oven.

1289
01:29:43,796 --> 01:29:45,388
They burn us up in the oven.

1290
01:29:49,116 --> 01:29:51,835
You fell for that too!
You just eat everything up!

1291
01:29:52,276 --> 01:29:54,267
l've heard of a wood oven,

1292
01:29:54,476 --> 01:29:56,592
but l've never seen
a man oven before.

1293
01:29:57,276 --> 01:29:59,995
''l'm out of wood!''
''Take this lawyer!''

1294
01:30:01,116 --> 01:30:03,311
''This lawyer doesn't
burn, he's not dry enough.

1295
01:30:03,516 --> 01:30:05,108
Look at that smoke!''

1296
01:30:06,796 --> 01:30:09,185
Buttons, soap, we get
burned in the oven...

1297
01:30:09,436 --> 01:30:11,233
Let's be serious now.

1298
01:30:11,596 --> 01:30:14,315
l have a bag race with
the bad guys tomorrow.

1299
01:30:14,796 --> 01:30:16,991
That's enough, l want to go home.

1300
01:30:19,396 --> 01:30:20,909
- Now?
- Right now.

1301
01:30:22,076 --> 01:30:24,385
lt's raining now, you'll come
down with a terrible fever!

1302
01:30:25,276 --> 01:30:27,073
l don't care, let's go.

1303
01:30:28,316 --> 01:30:30,113
All right, if you want to go...

1304
01:30:31,956 --> 01:30:33,867
l'll get our stuff and we'll leave.

1305
01:30:34,876 --> 01:30:36,867
- We can leave?
- Naturally!

1306
01:30:37,076 --> 01:30:39,465
What do you think they do,
force people to stay here?

1307
01:30:39,996 --> 01:30:41,588
That'll be the day!

1308
01:30:41,796 --> 01:30:44,788
Wouldn't that be great!
Let's go, we'll pack our bags...

1309
01:30:45,596 --> 01:30:47,268
...and get out of here.

1310
01:30:47,476 --> 01:30:50,627
What a shame, we were in the lead.
We're quitting, off the list we go.

1311
01:30:51,316 --> 01:30:53,830
Some other kid
will win that real tank.

1312
01:30:54,036 --> 01:30:56,266
There aren't any other kids,
l'm the only one left.

1313
01:30:57,196 --> 01:30:59,949
There aren't anymore kids?
lt's chock-full of them here!

1314
01:31:00,236 --> 01:31:01,669
Where are they then?

1315
01:31:01,956 --> 01:31:04,516
They're all hiding,
nobody's supposed to see them.

1316
01:31:04,916 --> 01:31:08,272
- This is a serious game!
- l just don't get it.

1317
01:31:08,476 --> 01:31:10,273
How many points do we have?

1318
01:31:10,476 --> 01:31:11,670
Almost 687,

1319
01:31:12,676 --> 01:31:14,587
l told you a thousand times.

1320
01:31:15,316 --> 01:31:16,431
Let's go though...

1321
01:31:16,796 --> 01:31:19,185
- We're winning. But if you want...
- We're winning?

1322
01:31:19,796 --> 01:31:21,593
We're first, l told you.

1323
01:31:22,916 --> 01:31:24,190
But we'll quit if you want.

1324
01:31:24,796 --> 01:31:27,549
l saw the chart yesterday.
We'll go anyway though...

1325
01:31:27,756 --> 01:31:29,747
Bye Bartolomeo,
Joshua and l are leaving,

1326
01:31:29,996 --> 01:31:31,395
we're fed up here.

1327
01:31:33,076 --> 01:31:35,067
The tank is done, it's ready.

1328
01:31:35,836 --> 01:31:38,589
Clean the spark plugs
off before you start it.

1329
01:31:39,116 --> 01:31:40,754
Open the throttle,

1330
01:31:41,356 --> 01:31:43,745
otherwise the cannon will
get stuck with the tracks

1331
01:31:44,276 --> 01:31:47,109
and the gun... Did you see how nice
it is? lt came out beautiful!

1332
01:31:47,956 --> 01:31:49,947
Lift the emergency brake
off before you move!

1333
01:31:50,556 --> 01:31:52,114
Me and him are going,

1334
01:31:52,316 --> 01:31:54,147
Joshua wants to quit.

1335
01:31:54,356 --> 01:31:57,473
We could have gone back with a tank
soon, but we'll take the bus today.

1336
01:31:57,676 --> 01:32:00,065
Me and Joshua are leaving,
so long everybody!

1337
01:32:00,276 --> 01:32:01,948
We're tired of this place.

1338
01:32:02,756 --> 01:32:04,633
Let's go or we'll miss the bus.

1339
01:32:10,036 --> 01:32:11,230
Let's go, Joshua.

1340
01:32:15,116 --> 01:32:17,630
lt's raining, l'll come down
with a terrible fever!

1341
01:33:25,996 --> 01:33:27,588
lt's me, Pop!

1342
01:33:28,356 --> 01:33:30,347
l have to tell you
something important, come here!

1343
01:33:31,556 --> 01:33:33,945
That little rascal's been
running away all morning.

1344
01:33:34,156 --> 01:33:36,431
- ls there really a kid?
- There must be two thousand!

1345
01:33:36,636 --> 01:33:38,627
They're like mice,
they hide all over the place!

1346
01:33:38,836 --> 01:33:41,555
Those creeps want our tank!
Stop!

1347
01:33:41,756 --> 01:33:42,745
Wait.

1348
01:33:44,796 --> 01:33:46,195
l might have spotted him.

1349
01:33:46,476 --> 01:33:48,273
l think he's nearby.

1350
01:33:49,156 --> 01:33:52,751
Look. Go see if he's hiding
in there. l'll wait here.

1351
01:33:53,236 --> 01:33:54,464
l'll keep a watch out.

1352
01:34:01,236 --> 01:34:02,589
He's there, Pop!

1353
01:34:02,876 --> 01:34:04,673
- What'd he look like? Blond?
- Yes.

1354
01:34:04,996 --> 01:34:07,271
That's him then.
His name is... Schwanz.

1355
01:34:07,756 --> 01:34:09,747
He's been in there for three weeks.

1356
01:34:09,956 --> 01:34:12,345
He was the runner up,
we beat him though!

1357
01:34:12,556 --> 01:34:14,547
Sooner or later l'll
find the others too.

1358
01:34:15,316 --> 01:34:17,671
- How many are there?
- lt's swarming, l told you.

1359
01:34:17,916 --> 01:34:19,668
They're all hidden.

1360
01:34:28,756 --> 01:34:30,189
Look, Pop!

1361
01:34:30,396 --> 01:34:31,590
There's a hideout!

1362
01:34:33,036 --> 01:34:35,391
Got ya', got ya' got ya'
you're out! Let's go.

1363
01:34:42,396 --> 01:34:44,785
- Holy smokes, she saw us!
- Are we out?

1364
01:34:46,316 --> 01:34:48,034
She's coming over for you.

1365
01:34:48,236 --> 01:34:50,113
Now it's time for the "be quiet" game.

1366
01:34:50,596 --> 01:34:52,234
You're never to speak.

1367
01:34:53,076 --> 01:34:54,065
Swear it!

1368
01:34:55,796 --> 01:34:57,275
- Swear it!
- l swear.

1369
01:35:00,676 --> 01:35:03,065
They all talk strange,
you can't understand a word.

1370
01:35:03,276 --> 01:35:05,631
lf we get through this,
the first prize is ours.

1371
01:35:05,996 --> 01:35:08,590
They're rounding up everyone in
first place. lt's the silence game.

1372
01:35:08,996 --> 01:35:10,793
Not a word, got it?

1373
01:35:17,556 --> 01:35:19,308
Why are you here with the children?

1374
01:35:19,516 --> 01:35:21,313
Quiet! You're never to speak.

1375
01:35:22,876 --> 01:35:23,865
l swear.

1376
01:36:17,596 --> 01:36:20,030
l have to talk to you,
very important.

1377
01:36:20,596 --> 01:36:23,235
- Where? When?
- l'll signal you. Later.

1378
01:36:36,316 --> 01:36:37,305
Thank you.

1379
01:37:21,796 --> 01:37:24,185
l told you not to
talk to the children.

1380
01:37:51,116 --> 01:37:53,710
Doctor, my wife is here too.

1381
01:38:15,356 --> 01:38:16,345
Slowly.

1382
01:38:16,756 --> 01:38:18,553
Eat slowly, it's bad for you.

1383
01:38:19,356 --> 01:38:22,268
We're in the lead,
we just might leave early.

1384
01:38:23,596 --> 01:38:25,393
The game finishes early.

1385
01:38:25,636 --> 01:38:27,945
Don't make a mistake now
that we're in the lead.

1386
01:38:28,716 --> 01:38:29,705
Slowly.

1387
01:38:50,916 --> 01:38:51,951
So...

1388
01:38:52,156 --> 01:38:53,191
Pay attention.

1389
01:38:58,596 --> 01:39:00,826
''Fat fat, ugly ugly,

1390
01:39:01,036 --> 01:39:02,469
all yellow in reality.

1391
01:39:03,996 --> 01:39:05,668
lf you ask me what l am

1392
01:39:06,196 --> 01:39:07,993
l answer ''cheep cheep cheep''.

1393
01:39:14,596 --> 01:39:16,393
Walking along l go 'poopoo',

1394
01:39:17,716 --> 01:39:19,513
who am l, tell me true?''

1395
01:39:24,356 --> 01:39:25,755
A duckling, right?

1396
01:39:29,076 --> 01:39:30,395
ls it a duckling?

1397
01:39:32,516 --> 01:39:33,835
lt's not!

1398
01:39:35,836 --> 01:39:38,748
A veterinarian friend of mine
sent it to me from Vienna.

1399
01:39:39,196 --> 01:39:41,187
l can't send him mine

1400
01:39:41,676 --> 01:39:43,473
until l solve this one.

1401
01:39:45,596 --> 01:39:46,790
l thought

1402
01:39:47,236 --> 01:39:48,669
duck-billed platypus,

1403
01:39:49,476 --> 01:39:51,273
but it doesn't go
''cheep cheep cheep''.

1404
01:39:51,476 --> 01:39:53,068
A duck-billed platypus goes...

1405
01:39:59,116 --> 01:40:02,153
l translated it into
ltalian for you last night.

1406
01:40:04,756 --> 01:40:06,553
Well, what do you say?

1407
01:40:08,476 --> 01:40:10,467
Everything points to a duckling.

1408
01:40:13,076 --> 01:40:14,270
Help me.

1409
01:40:18,356 --> 01:40:19,948
For heaven's sake,

1410
01:40:20,356 --> 01:40:21,505
help me.

1411
01:40:22,796 --> 01:40:24,388
l can't even sleep.

1412
01:40:40,876 --> 01:40:42,070
lt's the duckling!

1413
01:43:03,076 --> 01:43:04,065
Come here!

1414
01:43:06,876 --> 01:43:08,673
- l'm tired.
- Come here.

1415
01:43:15,156 --> 01:43:16,748
Where are we here?

1416
01:43:17,276 --> 01:43:19,073
l might have taken the wrong way.

1417
01:43:19,956 --> 01:43:21,947
Good boy, sleep. Dream sweet dreams.

1418
01:43:23,196 --> 01:43:25,187
Maybe it is only a dream!

1419
01:43:25,596 --> 01:43:27,075
We're dreaming, Joshua.

1420
01:43:27,676 --> 01:43:29,871
Tomorrow morning
Mommy will come wake us up

1421
01:43:30,116 --> 01:43:33,586
and bring us two nice
cups of milk and cookies.

1422
01:43:34,436 --> 01:43:35,835
First we'll eat,

1423
01:43:36,316 --> 01:43:38,705
then l'll make love to her
two or three times...

1424
01:43:40,036 --> 01:43:41,628
...if l can...

1425
01:44:28,636 --> 01:44:30,035
Excuse me, Bartolomeo...

1426
01:44:30,796 --> 01:44:34,232
They've called those two officials
twenty times. l bet they escaped.

1427
01:44:34,876 --> 01:44:38,232
- Did you understand anything else?
- It's clear enough.

1428
01:44:38,436 --> 01:44:40,825
The war is over, they're
running all over the place.

1429
01:44:41,436 --> 01:44:43,028
Where are those trucks going?

1430
01:44:43,676 --> 01:44:45,871
The important thing is not
to get on those trucks.

1431
01:44:46,156 --> 01:44:47,953
They leave full and come back empty.

1432
01:44:48,316 --> 01:44:50,113
You know where they're going?

1433
01:44:51,596 --> 01:44:53,587
What about the women?
What's going on?

1434
01:44:53,836 --> 01:44:56,270
Let's get out of
this dump and split up.

1435
01:44:56,796 --> 01:44:58,787
We don't even have to pack our bags!

1436
01:44:58,996 --> 01:45:01,385
l've been hearing machine guns
and dogs barking for hours...

1437
01:45:01,676 --> 01:45:03,473
They want to get rid of everything.

1438
01:45:03,676 --> 01:45:04,870
l'm leaving.

1439
01:45:05,276 --> 01:45:07,790
l'll see you in Viareggio.
We'll start an anvil factory!

1440
01:45:07,996 --> 01:45:09,588
So long guys, l'm leaving.

1441
01:45:26,596 --> 01:45:27,995
Come see.

1442
01:45:28,356 --> 01:45:30,347
Look how mad they are! Furious!

1443
01:45:32,036 --> 01:45:34,027
You see? They're looking for you.

1444
01:45:34,396 --> 01:45:36,352
Just for you. All this is over you!

1445
01:45:36,556 --> 01:45:38,547
You're the only one,
the last one to find!

1446
01:45:39,236 --> 01:45:41,033
They're even looking
under the rocks!

1447
01:45:41,876 --> 01:45:44,265
The game is over tomorrow morning.
They'll give the award.

1448
01:45:44,636 --> 01:45:47,514
lf they don't find you tonight,
it's worth 60 points!

1449
01:45:47,716 --> 01:45:49,308
How many points do we have?

1450
01:45:49,516 --> 01:45:51,711
We've got 940 points. Plus 60?

1451
01:45:52,636 --> 01:45:54,194
- A thousand!
- First place! We win!

1452
01:45:54,956 --> 01:45:57,231
They're looking all over for you!
Boy are they mad!

1453
01:45:57,476 --> 01:45:59,467
No mistakes tonight, this is it!

1454
01:45:59,676 --> 01:46:02,713
- Go hide in that box, quick!
- Schwanz is in there.

1455
01:46:03,116 --> 01:46:04,105
Who?

1456
01:46:05,316 --> 01:46:06,908
The blond boy.

1457
01:46:09,356 --> 01:46:11,745
They got him yesterday.
He was eliminated.

1458
01:46:11,956 --> 01:46:14,345
lt's the safest place to hide,
nobody will look there again.

1459
01:46:14,836 --> 01:46:17,225
Let's go, quick as lightening.
Come on!

1460
01:46:20,796 --> 01:46:21,785
lnside!

1461
01:46:22,596 --> 01:46:24,871
Take this blanket
in case you get cold.

1462
01:46:25,676 --> 01:46:27,268
l'll be back soon.

1463
01:46:27,796 --> 01:46:30,868
l'll put them on the wrong track.
l think l saw him over there!

1464
01:46:59,396 --> 01:47:01,387
Pop, you scared me to death!

1465
01:47:02,876 --> 01:47:04,753
Give me the blanket. Are you cold?

1466
01:47:04,876 --> 01:47:06,468
Give me your sweater then.

1467
01:47:06,716 --> 01:47:09,435
l'll throw it on a tree
and put them off track.

1468
01:47:10,116 --> 01:47:11,913
They're looking all over for you!

1469
01:47:12,716 --> 01:47:14,832
Everybody's yelling
''Where's Joshua?''

1470
01:47:15,356 --> 01:47:18,507
They're even cursing,
they're really, really mad!

1471
01:47:18,996 --> 01:47:21,794
No one will find you.
Bye now, l'll be back later.

1472
01:47:23,156 --> 01:47:24,145
Listen,

1473
01:47:24,916 --> 01:47:26,907
if l'm really late coming back,

1474
01:47:28,076 --> 01:47:29,668
don't you move.

1475
01:47:29,876 --> 01:47:32,265
Don't come out.
You're not to come out...

1476
01:47:33,076 --> 01:47:36,227
...until it's completely quiet

1477
01:47:36,436 --> 01:47:38,552
and nobody is in sight,
just to be safe.

1478
01:47:38,836 --> 01:47:39,825
Say it!

1479
01:47:40,076 --> 01:47:42,067
l won't come out
until nobody is around.

1480
01:47:43,756 --> 01:47:45,235
Good boy, stubborn.

1481
01:48:13,076 --> 01:48:14,475
Leave!

1482
01:48:14,756 --> 01:48:16,269
Go away, dog!

1483
01:48:17,276 --> 01:48:18,470
Go, dog!

1484
01:48:18,916 --> 01:48:20,315
Leave...

1485
01:48:32,596 --> 01:48:34,029
Good job, Ferruccio.

1486
01:48:34,556 --> 01:48:35,750
lt works!

1487
01:48:59,756 --> 01:49:01,747
ls there anyone called Dora here?

1488
01:49:40,276 --> 01:49:42,073
Dora, are you here? lt's Guido.

1489
01:49:43,196 --> 01:49:46,188
l know someone is hiding here.
ls there a Dora here?

1490
01:49:55,516 --> 01:49:58,508
ls there a Dora here?
She's ltalian, she's my wife.

1491
01:49:59,356 --> 01:50:01,347
Yes, there's a Dora here.

1492
01:50:02,316 --> 01:50:03,715
lt's me, Dora!

1493
01:50:05,636 --> 01:50:07,627
lt's not her!
ls there another Dora?

1494
01:50:07,996 --> 01:50:10,032
As soon as you get out of here,
jump out of the truck!

1495
01:50:10,236 --> 01:50:12,227
Get off, jump out!

1496
01:55:17,636 --> 01:55:18,864
lt's true!

1497
01:56:36,116 --> 01:56:37,105
Mommy!

1498
01:56:48,956 --> 01:56:50,947
This is my story.

1499
01:56:52,956 --> 01:56:54,947
This is the sacrifice my father made.

1500
01:56:56,956 --> 01:56:59,629
This was his present to me.

1501
01:56:59,756 --> 01:57:02,190
- We won!
- Yes, we won!

1502
01:57:04,236 --> 01:57:06,625
A thousand points
to laugh like crazy about!

1503
01:57:08,036 --> 01:57:10,675
We came in first!
We're taking the tank home!

1504
01:57:11,636 --> 01:57:13,513
We won!