{1094}{1158}Let's sort the buyers from the spyers,|the needy from the greedy
{1160}{1230}and those who trust me|from the ones who don't.
{1234}{1284}If you can't see value here,
{1287}{1359}you're not shopping,|you're shoplifting.
{1363}{1435}You see these goods?|Never seen daylight, moonlight,
{1438}{1497}Israelites,|Fanny by the gaslight.
{1500}{1571}Take a bag, come on.|I took one home last night -
{1574}{1628}cost more than ten pound,|I can tell you.
{1631}{1691}Anyone like jewellery?|Look at that one.
{1695}{1759}Hand-made in ltaly,|hand-stolen in Stepney.
{1762}{1828}It's as long as my arm,|not like something else.
{1831}{1903}Don't think 'cos these boxes|are sealed, they're empty.
{1906}{1964}Only the undertaker|sells empty boxes.
{1966}{2070}By the look of you lot, I'd make|more money with my tape-measure.
{2073}{2115}Here, one price, ten pound.
{2119}{2170}- Did you say ten pound?|- Are you deaf?
{2173}{2207}Bargain. I'll take one.
{2210}{2259}Squeeze in. Left leg, right leg.
{2262}{2299}They call it walking.
{2302}{2374}You want one, darling?|That's it, they're waking up.
{2378}{2448}Treat the wife -|treat somebody else's wife.
{2451}{2520}It's more fun|if you don't get caught.
{2523}{2582}You want one?|Show me a bit of life, then.
{2585}{2633}It's no good standing|like one o'clock half struck.
{2636}{2709}These are not stolen -|they're just not paid for.
{2712}{2779}Can't get 'em again,|they've changed the locks.
{2782}{2850}Can't come back -|I'll have sold out.
{2853}{2892}Nice bit of stuff.
{2895}{2932}"Too late" will be the cry|when the bargains pass you by.
{2935}{2973}If you've no money on you,
{2976}{3028}you'll cry tears|big as October cabbages.
{3031}{3078}Bacon, cozzers!
{3222}{3322}# So I said I'm on the roam|So I need a car
{3325}{3397}# And I know|that I'm getting alive
{3400}{3474}# And I say I got faith|in a season ##
{3477}{3549}'Ed can hustle|a few quid here and there.
{3552}{3622}'But his real talent|lies in cards -
{3625}{3670}'and gambling with cards.
{3719}{3778}'Bacon could see that his days
{3781}{3882}'of selling moody goods|on street corners are numbered.
{3885}{3963}'lt's time to move on|and he knows it.'
{4386}{4466}What you talking about?|I'm bloody skinny, pal.
{4469}{4511}'Course you are. All right, Ed?
{4514}{4594}Nick the Greek, a pleasure.|Tom, what have you eaten?
{4597}{4647}- I was telling him...|- Enough!
{4650}{4696}You two, join me in my office.
{4798}{4843}So how much is it, Tom?
{4846}{4880}You know how much, Nick.
{4883}{4949}- And that includes the amp?|- No.
{4952}{5000}That does not include the amp.
{5014}{5061}Shit, Tom. I thought|it included the amp.
{5064}{5151}It doesn't. I'll throw in|one of these telephones,
{5154}{5222}but it does not include the amp.
{5225}{5271}Very nice.
{5274}{5316}I hope it includes the speakers.
{5319}{5388}It doesn't include|the speakers or the amp.
{5391}{5469}It's not supposed to include|me getting the hump
{5472}{5525}with your questions.|You want it, you buy it.
{5528}{5566}What else do I get?
{5569}{5615}A gold-plated Rolls Royce,|if you pay for it.
{5618}{5677}Don't know, Tom.|Seems expensive.
{5680}{5778}Seems...this seems|to be a waste of my time.
{5781}{5842}That is 900 nicker|in any shop,
{5845}{5900}and you're complaining|about 200?
{5903}{5948}What school of finance|did you study?
{5951}{5998}It's a deal, it's a steal.
{6001}{6065}It's the sale|of the fucking century.
{6067}{6112}In fact, I'll keep it.
{6115}{6164}All right, keep your alans on.
{6264}{6312}Here's a ton.
{6315}{6367}Jesus Christ!
{6370}{6413}You could choke|a dozen donkeys on that.
{6416}{6455}You're haggling over 100 pound.
{6457}{6517}What d'you do when|you're not buying stereos -
{6520}{6555}finance revolutions?
{6557}{6614}£100 is still £100.
{6618}{6663}Not when the price is £200.
{6666}{6725}Not when you've got Liberia's|deficit in your sky rocket.
{6728}{6784}Tighter than a duck's butt!
{6787}{6848}Let me feel|the fibre of your fabric.
{6968}{7010}'The skinny one is Tom.
{7013}{7061}'He's the entrepreneur|of the bunch.
{7064}{7109}'He's got|a couple of dirty fingers
{7112}{7153}'in a couple of dirty pies.
{7157}{7206}'Nick, however,|has made it his business
{7209}{7264}'to have all 20|fat fingers and toes
{7268}{7337}'in every dirty, bent|and stolen pie in London.'
{7339}{7414}'Between them, there ain't much|you can't get hold of.'
{7499}{7539}That's my 25 grand.
{7542}{7627}It took me a long time to earn,|so treat it with respect.
{7630}{7664}What about the chef?
{8075}{8112}What've you come as?
{8145}{8195}Cupid, stupid.
{8198}{8248}That's the last time|I get fruit off you, Tom.
{8251}{8371}There was more small armoured|things in it than fruit.
{8374}{8430}You should open a butchers,|not a grocers.
{8432}{8474}If you order stuff|from Kathmandu,
{8477}{8551}don't be surprised|if it picks up a few tourists.
{8553}{8618}Anyway, enough.|Where's the money?
{8620}{8700}Keep your fingers|out of my soup!
{8703}{8749}'Soap is called Soap
{8752}{8828}'because he keeps his hands|clean of unlawful behaviour.
{8831}{8906}'He's proud of his job|and more proud it's legal.
{8909}{8978}'He represents the more|sensible side of the four.'
{9033}{9097}Are you sure you can afford 25?
{9099}{9151}It depends|how you look at it.
{9154}{9214}I can afford it|if I see it again.
{9217}{9283}Got the rest from|the fat man and Bacon?
{9286}{9328}Fat man, Bacon|and myself.
{9331}{9390}Looks like it's time|to call Harry.
{9420}{9457}Who's this fat man?
{9533}{9565}Sandwich, Bacon?
{9659}{9720}'lt's not easy to take|a seat at this card table.
{9723}{9787}'The amount of money|has to be 100 grand upwards
{9789}{9840}'and there's no shortage|of punters.
{9843}{9936}'This is the man who decides|whether you can play -
{9939}{10009}'Harry, or as some,|including himself like to say,
{10012}{10050}'Hatchet Harry.'
{10053}{10085}You got it all?
{10151}{10182}100 grand.
{10185}{10275}If you got it, you got it.|Now, if you don't mind...
{10373}{10481}- What's this Eddie like?|- He's a fucking thief!
{10484}{10532}'Harry has a colleague,|a monster of a man,
{10535}{10568}'Barry the Baptist.
{10571}{10662}'He got his name|by drowning people for Hatchet.
{10665}{10726}- Fucking pay.|- I'll pay!
{10729}{10773}'Barry makes sure
{10776}{10871}'the administrative side of the|business runs harmoniously.'
{10874}{10915}The boy's got a rare ability.
{10918}{11004}He seems to make cards|transparent. He's got...
{11007}{11066}All right,|we can say he's good.
{11069}{11164}No, he's better than good.|He's a fucking liability.
{11167}{11233}Hold on, what|do you think of these?
{11236}{11304}- We're selling hundreds.|- Very nice, Harry.
{11307}{11375}What's it for?
{11378}{11442}Don't play innocent,|Bazza. Spanking!
{12375}{12464}There's 25 from me,|Tom, Soap and yourself.
{12467}{12562}100 to the pound. Why the fuck|are you counting it?
{12565}{12611}Because I like to.
{12614}{12695}A reasonable return|should be about 120 grand.
{12698}{12769}For 25 grand invested,|going on experience.
{12772}{12812}Going on optimism.
{12815}{12901}Whatever - it'll be enough|to send you on a cooking course.
{12904}{12959}You're not funny, Tom.|You're fat -
{12962}{13012}and look as though you|should be, but you're not.
{13016}{13080}Fat! Who you calling...|Jesus!
{13083}{13147}It's good here, innit?|Handy for the tube,
{13148}{13195}great electrics - I can|see why you moved in.
{13198}{13270}Don't knock it, it's "cheep",|like the budgie.
{13273}{13345}Nobody wants to live next|to the people we live next to.
{13348}{13440}- Anti-social to say the least.|- What d'you mean?
{13443}{13489}He means they're|thieving bastards.
{13492}{13551}When they're not picking|peanuts out of poop,
{13554}{13633}they rip off unfortunate souls|of their drugs.
{13681}{13757}Ssh. Not exactly thick,|these walls.
{13808}{13869}Nice work, John.|Get yourself a drink.
{13990}{14041}Is that it?
{14044}{14093}How many times must|I tell you, Plank?
{14095}{14177}Find a job worth doing, you'll|find your share improving.
{14180}{14227}Have you got a problem|with that?
{14387}{14497}# Police and thieves|in the street
{14500}{14622}# Fighting the nation|with their... ##
{14625}{14693}Charles, this gear|is getting heavier.
{14736}{14845}I've a suspicion we should have|been rocket scientists or...
{14848}{14929}Nobel Peace Prize winners...|something.
{14932}{15011}Peace Prize? Be lucky|to find your penis for a piss -
{15014}{15048}the amount you smoke.
{15219}{15270}Who the hell's that?
{15458}{15506}All right, Willie?
{15509}{15584}Does it look like I am?|Take this.
{15648}{15700}I'm in danger of breaking|a sweat any second.
{15703}{15762}Charles,|why've we got that cage?
{15795}{15833}Security.
{15865}{15948}That's right. Security.
{15952}{16056}What's the point in having it if|we're not gonna fucking use it?
{16059}{16132}I would've used it, Winston,|but this is Willie.
{16134}{16184}- And Willie lives here.|- Yes, Charles.
{16187}{16273}But you didn't know it was|until you opened the door.
{16276}{16365}Chill, Winston. It's me.
{16368}{16430}Charlie knows it's me,|what's the problem?
{16477}{16537}The problem is, Willie,|Charles and yourself
{16540}{16615}are not the quickest cats|at the best of times.
{16618}{16692}So do as I say and keep|the fucking cage locked!
{16754}{16813}- What is that?|- That's Gloria.
{16816}{16873}I know that's Gloria.|What's that?
{16920}{16955}Fertiliser.
{16958}{17033}You went out six hours ago|to buy a money counter.
{17036}{17089}You come back with|a semi-conscious Gloria
{17092}{17134}and a bag of fertiliser.
{17137}{17209}Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.
{17212}{17251}We need fertiliser, Winston.
{17254}{17310}We also need a money counter.
{17313}{17370}This money's gotta|be out by Thursday.
{17373}{17438}I'm buggered|if I'm gonna count it.
{17441}{17505}If you do have to buy|sodding fertiliser,
{17507}{17564}could you be|a little more subtle?
{17567}{17608}What do you mean?
{17641}{17733}We grow copious amounts|of ganja, yeah?
{17736}{17793}Yeah.
{17796}{17896}And you're carrying a wasted|girl and a bag of fertiliser.
{17899}{17988}You don't look your average|horti-fucking-culturalist.
{17991}{18029}That's what I mean, Willie.
{18128}{18170}# "The Boss" #|by James Brown
{18198}{18305}# Paid the cost to be the boss
{18371}{18432}# Paid the cost to be the boss
{18495}{18548}# I paid the cost|to be the boss ##
{18605}{18713}- How long's he been in there?|- About...20 minutes.
{18771}{18847}- Is he on his own?|- Yeah, carrying a bag.
{18901}{18945}Let's pay him a visit,|shall we?
{19077}{19122}'Big Chris settles debts|for Harry.
{19125}{19232}'The only thing he cares|more about than unsettled debts
{19235}{19296}'is his son and heir,|Little Chris.'
{19299}{19338}# Look at me
{19341}{19400}# Know what you see
{19403}{19450}# See a bad mother ##
{19664}{19739}This is one of them...|high-powered jobs, innit?
{19767}{19800}Aaagh!
{19803}{19857}I've got some bad news|for you, John.
{19860}{19899}What the fuck!
{19932}{19971}Mind your language|in front of the boy.
{19974}{20028}Jesus Christ!
{20062}{20121}That includes blasphemy.|Now tell me, John,
{20124}{20189}how can you concentrate|on improving this tan -
{20192}{20233}and it is a lovely tan -
{20236}{20320}when you've got more pressing|priorities at hand?
{20349}{20424}Tell Harry...l mean Mr Harry,
{20427}{20491}I've been busy,|I'm nearly there.
{20494}{20544}Check his locker, son.
{20547}{20646}I don't suppose there's a chance|of you lifting this up, Chris?
{20761}{20850}He's not poor! He's got|over a monkey in his wallet!
{20853}{20955}Fuckin' hell, John, you go round|with that in your pocket?
{20958}{21043}Use language like that again,|you'll wish you hadn't!
{21046}{21079}Sorry, Dad.
{21082}{21115}Right. Put the rest|of the stuff in that.
{21149}{21213}You can go home|in a plastic bag tonight.
{21215}{21260}You owe what you owe.
{21263}{21358}By the time this tan's faded|you wanna have paid.
{21513}{21588}- You never would've paid.|- Who would pay for shit?
{21591}{21634}Exactly. We had to...
{21684}{21728}What the hell|are you doing here?
{21731}{21767}What's up?
{21770}{21839}Let me guess,|my foot in your arse.
{21842}{21906}Game o'cards - Hatchet Harry?
{21908}{21977}You're supposed to be|getting your rest in, boy.
{22008}{22053}You playing cards|tonight, son?
{22111}{22161}With Harry?
{22164}{22241}Don't be silly, Dad. I wouldn't|have anything to do with that.
{22495}{22536}Where'd|he get a hundred grand?
{22539}{22587}He's got adhesive mates -|Iike brothers.
{22590}{22633}They've tossed up|between 'em.
{22636}{22709}And JD, his dad,|owns the whole property?
{22712}{22752}No mortgage, no debts.
{22755}{22822}Lock, stock - the fucking lot.
{22825}{22897}Don't worry, Harry.|I've got it under control.
{22900}{22970}Good. You can get this|under contol now.
{22973}{23033}It seems Lord Appleton Smythe|has run out of money.
{23036}{23091}These little beauties|are up for auction.
{23094}{23177}I'm not paying a quarter|of a million quid for 'em.
{23180}{23234}If you know what I mean,|Barry.
{23237}{23310}Make sure we get everything|from the gun cabinet.
{23313}{23356}I don't care who you use,
{23359}{23413}as long as they're not|complete muppets.
{23416}{23480}And don't tell 'em|what they're worth, Barry.
{23526}{23563}# "Spooky" #|by Dusty Springfield
{23566}{23621}# ln the cool of the evening
{23624}{23695}# When everything|is getting kinda groovy #
{23698}{23739}Right, where was we?
{23742}{23844}Shotguns...guns that fire shots?
{23847}{23886}You must be the brains.
{23889}{23933}That's right,|guns that fire shots.
{23936}{24030}Make sure you bring everything|from the gun cabinet.
{24033}{24127}There'll be a load of old guns.|That's all I want.
{24130}{24198}Everything else outside|the cabinet, you can keep.
{24201}{24235}Thank you very much.
{24238}{24295}There'd better|be something there for us.
{24298}{24343}It's a fucking|stately home,
{24346}{24394}of course there'll|be something there.
{24397}{24447}- Like what?|- Like fucking antiques.
{24450}{24545}Antiques! What the fuck|do we know about antiques?
{24548}{24613}- We rob post offices.|- We steal cars.
{24616}{24686}What the fuck do we know|about antiques, mate?
{24689}{24761}If it looks old,|it's worth money - simple.
{24764}{24841}Stop fucking moaning|and rob the place.
{24844}{24921}Who's the guv?|Who are we doing this for?
{24924}{25014}You're doing it for me -|is all you need to know.
{25017}{25069}You know|because you need to know.
{25072}{25201}I see. One of those|"need to know basis" things.
{25204}{25281}Like one of those|James Bond films.
{25284}{25368}Careful, remember who's giving|you this job.
{25371}{25462}Right, I'm off.|Call me when you're done.
{25465}{25501}Ta-ra.
{25588}{25646}Fucking northern monkeys.
{25721}{25795}I hate these fucking|southern fairies.
{25913}{26004}'Ed has been playing cards|since he could lift 'em up.
{26007}{26074}'He soon discovered|he had a big advantage.
{26077}{26130}'lt's not that he's|good at cards,
{26134}{26171}'or even good at counting them.
{26174}{26235}'lt's that he's good|at reading people's reactions
{26238}{26286}'no matter how subtle.
{26289}{26345}'Everybody has reactions.
{26385}{26449}'Especially when|it comes to money.'
{26451}{26534}# Love is kind of crazy
{26537}{26605}# With a spooky|little boy like you ##
{26759}{26827}- Invitations.|- Invitations?
{26830}{26921}Yeah, four pretty white pieces|of paper with your names on.
{26924}{26998}We got 100,000 bits of paper|with the Queen's head on.
{27001}{27041}Will that do?
{27044}{27140}Just you. The others can wait|next door in Samoan Jo's.
{27143}{27221}Samoan Jo's?|You mean the pub? Hold on...
{27224}{27309}Hold on to your tongue|and I'll hold on to my patience.
{27312}{27407}No one in here but card players|tonight - no one.
{27552}{27646}Evening, Fraser. Don, Phil.
{27649}{27704}Bit dramatic, innit?
{27707}{27749}Is it supposed to be symbolic?
{27752}{27817}Apparently it's for security.
{27820}{27871}I'd have brought my gloves|if I'd have known.
{27874}{27949}You must be Eddy, JD's son.
{27952}{28067}You must be Harry.|Sorry, didn't know your father.
{28070}{28162}Never mind, son, you might meet|him if you carry on like that.
{28199}{28255}Evening, Tanya. Been a while.
{28258}{28291}All right, Ed.
{28774}{28841}We call each other Kenny,|OK, Gary?
{28844}{28877}All right, Kenny.
{28880}{28930}You gonna put your stocking on?
{28933}{28987}I spent 120 quid on my hair -
{28990}{29044}I'm not pulling a sock over it.
{29046}{29087}You have to put something on.
{29163}{29218}Three card brag, gentlemen.
{29221}{29271}Three 3s are highest,|then three aces,
{29274}{29317}then running down accordingly.
{29320}{29398}Then it's a running flush,|a run, a flush and then a pair.
{29401}{29462}An open man can't|see a blind man.
{29465}{29538}It will cost twice the ante|to see your opponent.
{29541}{29586}Don't fuck around, fellas.
{29589}{29671}You know the rules.|You know I won't stand for it.
{30102}{30154}What are you doing?|Put that back.
{30157}{30204}We're here to rob the guns.
{30207}{30296}Put it back - it's crap anyway.
{30352}{30384}Come on.
{30819}{30868}What sort of pub is this?
{30871}{30913}It's a Samoan pub.
{30943}{30977}What's that?
{30980}{31057}It's a cocktail -|you asked for a cocktail.
{31060}{31140}I asked you to give me|a refreshing drink.
{31143}{31201}I wasn't expecting|a fucking rainforest.
{31204}{31269}You could fall in love|with an orangutan in that.
{31271}{31329}You want a pint, go to the pub.
{31374}{31411}I thought this was a pub.
{31414}{31483}It's a Samoan pub.
{31486}{31552}Can you get your man|to turn the TV down?
{31555}{31624}Ask him if you like.|I'd leave him well alone.
{31627}{31682}Get rid of that.|Bring us a Diet Coke.
{31685}{31796}'Scuse me, can you|turn that TV down?
{31924}{31961}No.
{32054}{32095}Oooh!
{32252}{32293}Whoa, whoa, Kenny.
{32296}{32344}What are you doing?
{32346}{32429}I am trying to find out|where they keep their money!
{32467}{32544}You twat. Can't you see|they've got no money.
{32546}{32592}They can't even afford|new furniture.
{32595}{32646}We've got the guns.|What's the matter?
{32649}{32717}Every time we do a job,|you burn people's feet.
{32720}{32752}What's wrong with you?
{33002}{33088}You wanna be more careful,|old fella. You nearly took
{33091}{33129}my man's head off with that.
{33132}{33182}You all right, Kenny?
{33185}{33222}Kenny?
{33376}{33422}Ten grand, blind.
{33510}{33540}Twenty grand, open.
{33568}{33622}Deep end, eh?
{33661}{33694}Fold.
{34132}{34168}Gotcha!
{34460}{34494}Twenty grand, open.
{34560}{34591}I fold.
{34647}{34696}Don't spend that|all at once, boy.
{34857}{34898}Bloody 'ell!
{34901}{34940}What?
{34943}{34988}You said there'd|be no staff, Barry.
{34991}{35034}Did you get those guns?
{35037}{35083}You wanna see|what they did to poor Gary!
{35121}{35165}Gary, Gary.
{35168}{35228}I said, did you get those guns?
{35231}{35277}Yes, we got them!
{35280}{35345}Good. I'll speak to you later.
{35381}{35437}Gary, if you can hear me,
{35440}{35490}get back in the car now, mate.
{35493}{35537}Barry... Barry!
{35603}{35671}Fucking, sodding,|shandy-drinking bastard!
{35711}{35748}# "Liar Liar" #|by The Castaways
{35751}{35789}# Liar liar, pants on fire
{35792}{35890}# Your nose is longer|than a telephone wire
{35893}{35979}# Ask me, baby, why I'm sad
{35982}{36052}# Been out all night|Know you've been bad
{36055}{36137}# Don't tell me different|I know it's a lie
{36140}{36204}# Come to me, honey|See how I cry
{36275}{36358}# Why must you hurt me?|Do what you do?
{36361}{36451}# Listen here, girl|Can't you see I love you?
{36454}{36538}# Make a little effort|Try to be true
{36541}{36590}# I will be happy|Not so blue
{36907}{37006}# Liar liar, pants on fire
{37009}{37075}# Your nose is longer|than a telephone wire
{37078}{37136}# You keep on|telling me those lies
{37139}{37208}# Still going out|with other guys ##
{37211}{37301}Give me my money!|You fucking slags!
{37407}{37440}Give me my money!
{37443}{37483}Give me back my money!
{37486}{37516}Give it back!
{37519}{37586}Wankers! Wankers!
{37704}{37771}Come on, you. Not now, please.
{37774}{37821}You fucking bastard!
{37966}{38045}Fuck...you bastard.
{38073}{38117}Oh, my good God!
{38120}{38167}We'll take you to the cleaners!
{38392}{38437}Twenty grand open.
{38482}{38519}Thirty thousand.
{38522}{38566}Back to you already, Eddie.
{38627}{38662}Fifty grand.
{38719}{38770}Eighty grand.
{38805}{38842}One hundred grand.
{38845}{38921}Whoa, whoa whoa.|Look, fellas, I know...
{38924}{38955}I know you're not in,
{38958}{39005}which means no one cares|what you know.
{39055}{39088}Two hundred and fifty.
{39179}{39214}That's quite a raise.
{39217}{39304}That's one hundred and fifty|on my one hundred.
{39340}{39391}Is there anything else|you want to say?
{39430}{39502}As you know, this puts us|in an awkward position.
{39548}{39605}I don't have enough|to continue.
{39608}{39677}We'll have to see your cards|if no one loans Eddie the money.
{39680}{39729}It's a loan|or we see both your cards.
{39881}{39917}I will.
{39986}{40022}You will what?
{40064}{40120}I will loan you the money.
{40202}{40273}No, I think I'd rather|just turn 'em over.
{40276}{40347}I'm not interested|in what you would rather.
{40350}{40400}I wanna keep going.
{40403}{40467}I'm also offering you the money.
{40470}{40547}We don't have to turn 'em over|because you can borrow.
{40598}{40659}I need two hundred|and fifty grand.
{40662}{40749}No, you need five hundred|grand to see me.
{40798}{40837}That's if I wanna see you.
{40840}{40916}You're gonna have a problem|carrying on, ain't ya?
{40980}{41028}I'll see you.
{41083}{41166}OK, before I loan you this,|I expect -
{41169}{41206}if you lose, of course -
{41209}{41260}my money back within a week.
{41263}{41352}Crystal? That's Sunday, OK?
{42033}{42106}Is that it?
{42109}{42170}Now let's see his fucking cards.
{42494}{42542}# "l Wanna Be Your Dog" #|by The Stooges
{42545}{42609}# So messed up I want you here
{42722}{42800}# ln my room I want you here
{42917}{42993}# Now we're gonna be|face to face
{43100}{43179}# And I'll lay right down|in my favourite place
{43280}{43383}# And now I wanna be your dog
{43386}{43476}# And now I wanna be your dog
{43479}{43559}# And now I wanna be your dog #
{43752}{43802}# Well, come on! ##
{43867}{43927}Hello, boy.|Feeling a bit poorly?
{43930}{43972}I know your friends
{43975}{44063}are responsible|for most of the cash...
{44066}{44133}so I'm gonna give you|one week to find it.
{44136}{44202}Otherwise I will take a finger
{44205}{44273}of each of you|and your friends' hands
{44276}{44352}for every day that passes|without payment.
{44355}{44420}When you've|run out of digits -
{44423}{44492}your dad's bar,|and who knows what then.
{44495}{44523}All right, my son?
{44589}{44648}# "Why Did You Do lt?" #|by Stretch
{44651}{44740}# I've been thinking|about what you have done to me
{44743}{44852}# The damage is much deeper|than you'll ever see
{44855}{44943}# Hit me like a hammer|to my head ##
{44946}{44988}This doesn't look good.
{45103}{45171}'He explained the unfortunate|position they were in.
{45174}{45258}'Harry would start sizing up|all their fingers in a week.
{45261}{45338}'He knew there was no way Ed|could settle that debt alone.
{45341}{45411}'Harry saw it|as their money on the table,
{45414}{45489}'so it was their debt|off the table.
{45492}{45571}'Ed could've kissed|the old bastard for that.
{45574}{45636}'lf he said he wanted|to settle the debt on his own,
{45639}{45677}'it would have been a lie.'
{45680}{45752}I wish he would've|let me settle it.
{45835}{45913}- I'm gonna kill him!|- Stop fucking about.
{45916}{45998}Think about what|we're gonna do. Sit down.
{46098}{46137}What's all the fuss|about Harry?
{46140}{46182}Why don't we|boycott the payment?
{46266}{46327}Let me tell you|about Hatchet Harry.
{46330}{46441}This geezer, Smithy|Robinson, worked for Harry.
{46444}{46505}It was rumoured|that he was on the take.
{46508}{46559}Harry's invited Smithy round|for an explanation.
{46562}{46626}Smithy didn't|do a very good job.
{46628}{46663}Within a minute...
{46666}{46698}Harry's lost his rag.
{46701}{46760}Reached out for the nearest|thing at hand -
{46763}{46821}which happened to be|a 15-inch black rubber cock.
{46824}{46917}He then proceeded to batter|poor Smithy to death with it.
{47007}{47064}That was seen as|a pleasant way to go.
{47067}{47173}Hence Hatchet Harry|is a man you pay if you owe.
{47237}{47299}Don't worry,|I'll think of something.
{47330}{47426}# I've been thinking|about what you have done to me
{47429}{47529}# lmages much deeper|than you'll ever see
{47569}{47655}# Hit me like|a hammer to my head
{47658}{47750}# I wonder were you pushed|or were you led?
{47753}{47804}# Why did you do it?
{47807}{47881}# Why did you do|that thing to me? ##
{48007}{48089}Golf - the best way|to spoil a good walk.
{48265}{48303}Winston Churchill said that.
{48331}{48381}I say it's a dog-eat-dog world.
{48384}{48439}And I got|bigger teeth than you two.
{48511}{48575}I think our friend is trying|to tell us something.
{48577}{48632}Or should I take|another swing to make sure?
{48635}{48691}Give me a five iron, John.
{48694}{48729}Certainly, Dog.
{48808}{48848}Now, keep still.
{49070}{49124}Is there something|you'd like to tell us?
{49167}{49218}- The fireplace.|- Shut it, you idiot...
{49258}{49311}You were saying?
{49314}{49400}It's in the fireplace.|Pull it out. It's in the bottom.
{49403}{49484}It's in the fireplace, Frank.|Pull it out.
{49487}{49522}It's in the bottom.
{49525}{49594}Dog, I think you want|to have a look at this!
{49677}{49726}You gonna let me down now?
{49729}{49784}No, I'm not|finished with you yet.
{49787}{49823}Steel.
{49891}{49944}Help! Help!
{50076}{50111}Oh, Dog.
{50260}{50338}Who the hell's that?|It's only 12 o'clock.
{50341}{50415}Use the cage,|that's what it's there for.
{50533}{50564}Who is it?
{50710}{50781}We have got security|for a reason, Willie.
{50784}{50863}Chill, Winston. It's only Plank.
{50916}{50981}This weed's getting|quite a rep, fellas.
{50984}{51011}Easy.
{51042}{51071}Jesus!
{51074}{51112}Never saw you there.
{51115}{51166}Hello, love,|enjoying yourself?
{51204}{51238}Is she compos?
{51241}{51279}What do you think?
{51351}{51379}Boo!
{51383}{51426}Fuck me!
{51429}{51473}Clean that up, Charles.
{51477}{51533}Sod you, you clean it up.
{51535}{51629}Sorry, fellas, that stupid cow|scared the life out of me!
{51633}{51723}Never mind. Can you just|sit down, stay out the way?
{51800}{51854}How much is it you want?
{51857}{51910}I'm...after an half weight.
{51941}{52022}That's 1,500.|Pass the scales, Willie.
{52068}{52107}Give us some gear, J.
{52207}{52289}Any chance of actually|seeing the...money?
{52509}{52568}The odds are 100-1.
{52571}{52629}All we need is five grand.
{52633}{52709}I'd rather put my money|on a three-legged rockin' horse.
{52712}{52821}Those odds are for a good|reason, Bacon - it won't win!
{52823}{52897}- Where's Eddie?|- Where do you think?
{52900}{52975}The bottom of a bottle,|has been for two days.
{52978}{53071}- It's hit him hard.|- It's hit us all hard!
{53073}{53135}He's got to tell his dad|he's about to lose his bar.
{53138}{53175}Listen to this one.
{53178}{53248}You start a company -|"Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club"
{53252}{53332}- You what?|- Put an advert in a gay mag,
{53335}{53429}advertising the latest|in arse-intruding dildos.
{53433}{53481}You sell it with...
{53484}{53554}"Does what no other|dildo can do until now.
{53557}{53610}"The latest and greatest|in sexual technology.
{53614}{53654}"Guaranteed results."|All that bollocks.
{53658}{53725}These dils cost 25 quid a pop -
{53728}{53797}a snip for the pleasure|they'll give the recipients.
{53800}{53870}They send their cheques|to the other company name.
{53873}{53984}Not offensive, "Bobby's Bits"|or something, for 25 quid.
{53987}{54048}You stick it in the bank|until it clears.
{54051}{54091}This is the smart bit.
{54094}{54188}You send back the cheque|for 25 pound
{54191}{54233}from the other company name -
{54235}{54288}"Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan|Club" - saying we're sorry,
{54291}{54396}we couldn't get supplies from|America - they ran out of stock.
{54398}{54465}You see how many people|cash that cheque.
{54496}{54537}Not a single soul.
{54540}{54634}Who wants their bank manager|to know they tickle arse?
{54677}{54723}How long do you have to wait|till you see a return?
{54727}{54771}Probably|no more than four weeks.
{54773}{54908}What good is that if we need it|in six - no, five days?
{54935}{54975}Well, it's still a good idea.
{55038}{55121}He may know we smoke a lot,|burn a bit of profit,
{55123}{55166}but he can't have any idea
{55170}{55234}how much hard currency|we've accumulated.
{55235}{55273}I don't know. Do you know?
{55315}{55394}We can just...slice it|off the top.
{55397}{55476}You guys have got|to realise who this chap is.
{55479}{55566}He might look a bit silly,|but he's a fucking lunatic.
{55570}{55637}If he gets an inkling we're not|throwing straight dice,
{55640}{55685}you and me are gonna know
{55688}{55744}what the sharp side|of a kebab knife feels like.
{55747}{55790}So you know these geezers well?
{55793}{55829}Enough -
{55833}{55891}I bought gear off one|of 'em for a coupla years.
{55895}{55957}- What they like, then?|- Poofs! Nothing heavy.
{55960}{56012}Four public school boys,|soft as shite.
{56535}{56598}They ponce around|in hippy clothes all day
{56602}{56666}talking bollocks - they're|just good at growing weed.
{56669}{56729}Business got bigger|than what they can handle.
{56732}{56771}They can't all be stupid.
{56773}{56866}They got a container load|of cash in shoe boxes,
{56870}{56912}they sell class A gear -
{56915}{56964}someone sensible|must be involved.
{56966}{57006}What about security?
{57009}{57070}There's a gate they never lock.
{57073}{57150}What d'you mean never lock?|Why've they got it, then?
{57153}{57198}I must've been there 50 times -|it's never locked.
{57202}{57271}They're not suspicious. Everyone|that goes there's a toff.
{57273}{57313}They're into that karma crap -
{57316}{57372}"l don't harm nobody,|nobody harms me."
{57375}{57441}No way they can get back to you?
{57444}{57500}They'd be too scared -|I'm a geezer.
{57503}{57550}Got no muscle - gutless faggots.
{57591}{57634}Fancy one?
{57681}{57750}Why all the flapping?|You told the old man yet?
{57753}{57804}Hoping I won't need to.
{57808}{57873}I've got a plan.|Listen carefully.
{58166}{58218}- Hello, boys.|- Harry.
{58221}{58271}Do you want a drink?
{58273}{58319}Hello, my son.|D'you want a lolly?
{58322}{58363}Piss off, you nonce.
{58366}{58410}Oi, watch it!
{58445}{58496}No, thanks, Harry.|We're both all right.
{58498}{58538}Nice shooter.
{58541}{58600}One of a pair -|Holland and Holland.
{58603}{58645}D'you wanna hold it?
{58648}{58691}Not my thing, thanks, Harry.
{58695}{58752}Business good?|I imagine that's why I'm here.
{58754}{58823}Four young fellas got in deeper|than they could handle.
{58827}{58883}They owe me|half a million pound.
{58885}{58959}- How much?|- Half a million.
{59016}{59051}I'm game.
{59095}{59126}Me too.
{59187}{59222}Oh, God!
{59225}{59332}Right. We hit 'em|as soon as they come back.
{59335}{59404}We'll be prepared. Waiting.
{59433}{59475}And they're armed.
{59478}{59532}What was that? Armed?
{59535}{59595}What d'you mean armed?|Armed with what?
{59598}{59664}Bad breath, colourful language,|feather duster?
{59666}{59714}What do you think|they'll be armed with?
{59716}{59762}Guns, you tit!
{59765}{59826}You never said|anything about guns.
{59829}{59889}A minute ago this was|the safest job in the world.
{59891}{59954}Now it's turning into|a bad day in Bosnia!
{59957}{60012}Soap, stop being such a mincer.
{60015}{60090}- I've thought about that and...|- And what exactly?
{60093}{60204}All we have to do is find out|who's carrying 'em.
{60207}{60285}They could all be carrying 'em|for what we know.
{60289}{60373}No. Only one of 'em carries|them going to the job.
{60376}{60460}I assume the same one|will carry 'em back.
{60464}{60500}You assume?
{60503}{60594}What is it - assumption|is the brother of all fuck-ups?
{60597}{60635}It's the mother of all fuck-ups!
{60639}{60688}Brother, mother,|any other sucker.
{60691}{60754}It don't make any difference.
{60757}{60876}They're still fucking guns and|they still fire fucking bullets!
{60879}{60976}Soap, if you have a better idea|how to get £500,000
{60979}{61051}in the next few days,|let us know.
{61098}{61133}In the meantime, Tom,
{61135}{61201}talk to Nick the Bubble|about shifting the weed.
{61347}{61409}- Weed?|- No, it's not normal weed.
{61412}{61458}It's fucked-up skunk, Class A,
{61460}{61526}"l can't think|let alone move" shit.
{61529}{61570}Doesn't sound|very good to me.
{61573}{61640}Neither me - depends|what flicks your switch.
{61643}{61716}The light is on and burning|brightly for the masses.
{61719}{61766}Anyway, do you know anyone?
{61770}{61821}I know a man, yes.
{61823}{61881}Rory Breaker.
{61884}{61937}Not that madman with an afro?
{61940}{62002}I don't want anything|to do with him.
{62004}{62071}You won't have to.|Just get me a sample.
{62073}{62129}No can do.
{62133}{62198}What's that -|a place near Kathmandu?
{62202}{62245}Meet me half-way, mate.
{62248}{62295}It's all completely|chicken soup.
{62298}{62369}- It's what?|- It's kosher...as Christmas.
{62372}{62435}Jews don't|celebrate Christmas, Tom.
{62438}{62507}Never mind that.|I'm gonna need some artillery.
{62510}{62550}Coupla sawn-off shotguns.
{62553}{62623}A bit heavy. This is London,|not the Lebanon.
{62626}{62664}Who d'you think I am?
{62666}{62715}I think you're Nick the Greek.
{62718}{62748}Hold those two.
{62822}{62879}I don't normally have|anything to do with weed.
{62882}{62928}But if it is|what he says it is,
{62931}{63016}I'll take it off him for|three and a half grand a key.
{63020}{63085}If it is what he says it is.
{63089}{63139}I don't want to see it|after a sample,
{63141}{63194}I don't want to touch it|after a sample.
{63197}{63260}I'll leave you in the capable|hands of Nathan here.
{63263}{63316}He'll sort out the details.
{63319}{63371}Just let me tell you|one thing...
{63487}{63548}if the milk turns out|to be sour,
{63551}{63612}I ain't the kind|of pussy to drink it.
{63666}{63698}D'you know what I mean?
{63850}{63894}Rory Breaker.
{63897}{63989}I know Rory. He's not|to be underestimated.
{63991}{64039}He's a funny-looking|fucker, I know.
{64041}{64114}You've got to look past the hair|and the cute cuddly thing.
{64116}{64154}It's all a deceptive façade.
{64190}{64287}A few nights ago|his roger iron busted.
{64290}{64387}He'd gone down the battle|cruiser to watch the football.
{64390}{64463}No one's watching the custard,|so he switches the channel.
{64466}{64525}A fat geezer's north opens.
{64528}{64610}He wanders up|and turns the Liza over.
{64613}{64664}"Fuck off and watch it|somewhere else."
{64666}{64714}He knows claret is imminent,
{64716}{64763}but he doesn't|want to miss the game.
{64766}{64859}Calm as a coma, picks up|the fire extinguisher,
{64862}{64937}walks past the jam rolls|ready for action
{64940}{64982}and plonks it outside|the entrance.
{64985}{65062}He orders an aristotle|of the most ping-pong tiddly
{65065}{65154}in the nuclear sub|and switches back to his footer.
{65158}{65208}"That's fucking it,"|says the geezer.
{65210}{65277}"That's fucking what?"|says Rory.
{65279}{65351}He gobs out a mouthful of booze,|covering Fatty.
{65354}{65419}He flicks a flaming match|into his bird's nest
{65422}{65476}and the geezer's lit up|like a leaking gas pipe.
{65479}{65541}Rory, unfazed,|turns back to his game.
{65544}{65622}His team's won, too. Four nil.
{66001}{66086}Oi! ls your hair supposed|to look like that?
{66089}{66159}- All right, short stuff.|- Never mind short stuff.
{66162}{66250}Next time we do a job|like this we want more money.
{66253}{66313}Or we're going back|to post offices. Fuck that!
{66316}{66347}Where's the others?
{66384}{66415}There was no others.
{66418}{66472}Stop fucking around.|The others - the old ones.
{66475}{66505}I don't know what you mean.
{66508}{66567}There were two old guns.|Where are they now?
{66570}{66611}Not in the cabinet.
{66614}{66687}There were some old hammer-lock|muskets the butler was carrying.
{66690}{66777}- They were ours. We sold them.|- Unsell them!
{66780}{66830}We had to sell them.|We needed the money.
{66833}{66889}I am not fucking interested.
{66892}{66974}If you don't wanna be counting|the fingers you haven't got,
{66977}{67074}I suggest you get those guns.|Quick!
{68123}{68204}Jesus! lf I pick 'em up,|will they stay in one piece?
{68207}{68274}Where'd you get them?
{68277}{68342}I got contacts. Listen, Tom -
{68345}{68417}you point them at me, I'll shit|myself or do whatever you say.
{68420}{68464}Either way you get|the desired effect.
{68467}{68513}They look very nice, I agree.
{68516}{68584}They're lacking in criminal|credibility, ain't they?
{68587}{68621}I might get laughed at.
{68624}{68663}How much d'you want|for these muskets?
{68666}{68700}700 each.
{68703}{68768}What - a pound for every year|they been about?
{68771}{68831}They're antiques, but I ain't|paying antique prices.
{68917}{68953}Bit long, ain't they?
{68956}{68999}Sawn-offs are out.
{69002}{69074}People want a bit|more range these days.
{69077}{69172}I don't wanna blow the arse|out of this country,
{69175}{69248}but I don't want anyone|blowing a raspberry either.
{69251}{69297}I want to look...fucking mean.
{69300}{69349}Of course you'll look mean.
{69352}{69399}You'll look really scary.
{69402}{69455}Enough. What about|this geezer who sells drugs?
{69458}{69504}Rory Breaker's standing by.
{69507}{69592}You stand to make a lot|of money, tubby Tommy?
{69716}{69780}I understand|this has come as a shock.
{69783}{69834}Let me tell you|how this can be resolved
{69837}{69878}by you, the good father.
{69881}{69926}Go on.
{69929}{70005}- He likes your bar.|- Yes.
{70008}{70065}He wants your bar.
{70068}{70140}And?
{70143}{70187}D'you want me|to draw you a picture?
{70190}{70286}Look, that boy doesn't know|his arsehole from his earhole.
{70289}{70371}This is my bar. It's got|nothing to do with him.
{70374}{70414}What, and I care?
{70417}{70467}Remember, you have|the luxurious advantage
{70470}{70528}of being able to sustain|your son's life.
{70531}{70577}You do have a reputation -
{70580}{70626}so I'll choose my words|very carefully.
{70629}{70698}You tell Harry|to go fuck himself.
{70797}{70847}Now...
{70931}{70977}I'll put that down to shock.
{70980}{71015}Only once.
{71018}{71146}Only once can l, or shall l,|let you get away with that.
{71148}{71227}Your son's got three days|to find half a mill.
{71230}{71311}Make up your mind|which you prefer -
{71314}{71403}your bar...or your son.
{71529}{71571}Plank goes in first.
{71574}{71666}There's a cage, but it's never|locked, is it, Plank?
{71669}{71710}Never.
{71713}{71796}Once he's set,|he lets the rest of us in.
{71843}{71893}We'll get nasty,|shit 'em up.
{71896}{71974}These wankers shouldn't|give us any problems.
{71977}{72050}Like any cowboys - there'll|be a few tools lying around.
{72053}{72144}When the job's done, we come|straight back here and unload.
{72147}{72189}And Robert's|your father's brother.
{72192}{72248}Everyone savvy?
{72251}{72281}Sweet.
{72301}{72343}Have a look at these.
{72373}{72423}What are we supposed|to do with these?
{72468}{72521}Put them on your head, stupid.
{72524}{72565}Christ!
{72568}{72628}If you think|I'm turning up clean-shaven,
{72631}{72709}greet them with a grin,|you've got another think coming.
{72712}{72759}These fellas|are your neighbours.
{72762}{72853}I thought it might be a good|idea to disguise ourselves.
{72856}{72949}Right...er, good thinking,|Soap. Well done.
{72978}{73021}I brought weapons as well.
{73024}{73072}What do you mean weapons?
{73134}{73167}These.
{73170}{73208}Jesus!
{73211}{73256}Let's keep 'em covered up.
{73313}{73350}Couldn't you get|anything bigger?
{73398}{73442}What, like that?
{73470}{73502}What d'you think?
{73536}{73572}I think you need help.
{73609}{73668}Bar steward, can we have|a coupla drinks, please.
{73671}{73721}Have you seen your dad?
{73724}{73786}Hatchet sent|one of his men round.
{73789}{73839}Oh, shit. When?
{73876}{73907}Crazy.
{74208}{74277}Where'd you get these,|a fucking museum?
{74280}{74319}Nick the Greek.
{74351}{74396}How much did you part with?
{74399}{74434}700 for the pair.
{74437}{74484}Drachmas, I hope.
{74487}{74548}I'd feel safer|with a chicken drumstick.
{74551}{74598}These are gonna do|more harm than good.
{74660}{74715}Jesus, Tom. Do these work?
{74718}{74805}I don't know. Look nice though.|I rather like 'em.
{74808}{74872}That's top of priorities,|that is.
{74874}{74962}Ladies, back to more important|issues, if you don't mind.
{74965}{75059}We've only got two real guns -|apparently that's what they are.
{75062}{75110}So we find a good place|to hide next door.
{75113}{75195}We wait till it's the right|time, then jack-in-the-box,
{75198}{75292}Iook nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em|in gaffer tape, nick their van,
{75295}{75362}swap the gear into the new van|and bring it back here.
{75365}{75438}As long as we're out|of our hiding places quickly,
{75441}{75500}it's the last thing|you'd expect.
{75503}{75596}If Tom or anyone else feels|like giving 'em a kicking,
{75599}{75647}I'm sure it won't do any harm.
{75650}{75732}Yeah, little bit of pain|never hurt anybody.
{75735}{75794}If you know what I mean.
{75797}{75876}Also, I think knives|are a good idea.
{75879}{75923}Big, fuck-off shiny ones.
{75926}{76004}Ones that look like|they could skin a crocodile.
{76007}{76110}Knives are good because|they don't make any noise.
{76113}{76192}The less noise they make, the|more likely we are to use 'em.
{76195}{76242}Shit 'em right up.
{76245}{76299}Makes it look|like we're serious.
{76302}{76375}Guns for show,|knives for a pro.
{76435}{76507}Soap, is there something|we should know about you?
{76510}{76593}I'm not sure what's more|worrying, the job or your past?
{76662}{76701}Come on, girls.
{77038}{77105}Where the fuck are they going?|Shift a piano?
{77108}{77165}I thought this was meant|to be a robbery.
{77168}{77220}Where'd they get those outfits?
{77223}{77274}Not a bad idea that.
{77277}{77328}All right, it's Plank.|Is Willie there?
{77331}{77404}No, I'm afraid he's not.|He's out at the moment.
{77407}{77469}Perhaps you can help.
{77472}{77539}Perhaps I can't,|if you know what I mean.
{77542}{77629}If you could open the door so|I could talk without shouting.
{77632}{77666}I can't help.
{77669}{77736}You'll find|it's in your interest.
{77739}{77775}Hold on, OK?
{77778}{77877}Willie, it's Plank for you.|He says it's in our interest.
{77880}{77940}I don't care if it's|King-fucking-Kong,
{77943}{77995}he's not coming in here,|not today.
{77998}{78094}Hold on. We are in business|and...correct me if I'm wrong
{78097}{78143}but that is business.
{78146}{78225}Corrected. That's a walking|accident we can do without.
{78228}{78318}Jesus. He's OK... He knows|only to buy weights now.
{78321}{78378}We're looking at at least|a couple of thou'.
{78381}{78440}What do you think, Winston?
{78443}{78509}Willie, this is|the last time. All right?
{78512}{78579}You and the money|are going out the back.
{78582}{78629}If he knows you're here,|he'll be all day.
{78632}{78680}Just clear this shit up!
{78683}{78717}What, now?
{78720}{78809}Yes! Now! Just get rid|of him quick.
{78812}{78874}All right. Just coming.
{78947}{79001}What the fuck is he doing?
{79070}{79150}Come on, I can't wait|out here all day!
{79153}{79200}Just coming.
{79331}{79392}I thought you was gonna|leave me out there all day.
{79395}{79446}I didn't know you were|a removals man, Plank.
{79449}{79517}Lives and learns, don't ya?|Keep the gates locked now?
{79520}{79594}Ya, sorry. Gotta|do business like this now.
{79597}{79652}Can't be too careful these days.
{79655}{79690}I know.
{79693}{79762}Say a word, the right ear goes,|another your left!
{79765}{79838}- What are you doing, Plank?|- What do you think?
{79841}{79884}Hang on, what are you doing?
{79887}{79951}Unlock the gate!|Unlock the fucking gate!
{79954}{80018}That's it. Go, go, go!|Fucking move!
{80144}{80177}What the fuck's going on?
{80180}{80211}Hang on, I've got the keys.
{80214}{80265}The gate's locked.
{80268}{80314}I don't believe|the fucking gate's locked.
{80317}{80350}What you done to Fauntleroy?
{80353}{80390}I didn't touch him.|He passed out.
{80393}{80450}Shut the door!|D'you want the world to see?
{80541}{80568}What's going on down there?
{80623}{80655}Shit!
{80813}{80900}Charles, get the rifle out.
{80903}{80962}We're being fucked.
{80965}{80998}It must be this one.
{81001}{81058}Hold that gun.|Plank, give me the keys.
{81061}{81117}Don't point that at my bollocks!
{81120}{81213}Planks of wood. I'm working|with fucking planks of wood.
{81216}{81307}Shit! What the fuck is that?
{81310}{81349}What the fuck's that?
{81352}{81393}It's my bren gun.
{81396}{81445}Haven't you got something|more practical?
{81485}{81558}Don't none of you slags move.|I'll kill the lot of you!
{81561}{81617}Who you gonna kill, Plank?|There's no one there?
{81698}{81762}Aaagh! They fucking shot me!
{81765}{81800}Well, shoot 'em back.
{81891}{81962}Jesus, Plank! Couldn't you get|smokeless cartidges?
{81965}{82013}Shit, I've been shot.
{82016}{82088}I don't believe this. Could|everyone stop getting shot?
{82091}{82179}John, sit down and patch|yourself up, you tart!
{82182}{82229}It's a fucking air rifle!
{82383}{82451}- What the fuck was that?|- The bren gun.
{82454}{82528}Fire that gun again,|you're a dead man.
{82531}{82580}No ifs, no buts,|you're a dead man!
{82583}{82676}I've got bollock ache with this.|Where's my fucking gun?
{82787}{82903}Now I've got your attention.|Firstly, I'll blow his toes off.
{82976}{83011}There go his toes.
{83014}{83098}If you want me out of here,|open the fucking gate
{83101}{83160}or I'm gonna blow his leg off!
{83163}{83223}They're gonna kill us|if we do, man.
{83226}{83332}Poor J'll certainly get it|if we don't. He's serious.
{83335}{83368}I'm losing patience.|Hurry up, girls!
{83371}{83440}It's all fucking right!
{83484}{83556}Willie, he doesn't know|you're here...
{83559}{83614}Sort something out.
{83910}{83980}And all your friends,|there's a good lad.
{83983}{84072}- There's only three of us here.|- I don't believe you.
{84075}{84181}- I'm gonna blow his leg off.|- There's only three of us!
{84184}{84281}- Plank?|- Yeah, one of 'em's out.
{84347}{84391}Open the gate.
{84943}{85007}Up, up, up, there's a good lad.
{85447}{85526}John, get them tied up.|Plank, where's the money?
{85529}{85571}In those shoe-boxes.
{86006}{86057}- Where?|- Out the back.
{86060}{86110}- And the weed?|- Out the back.
{86113}{86192}- Point.|- With what?
{86195}{86254}- Your hands!|- I'm tied up.
{86257}{86321}Nod your head or something.
{86335}{86433}Check it out. Plank,|get Paul out that van lively.
{86793}{86837}Knife.
{86938}{87010}I'm gonna cut him.|Make sure he knows he's dead.
{87013}{87057}How you doing, Mick?
{87060}{87139}How d'you think?|He's nearly chopped my arm off.
{87350}{87391}Jesus Christ.
{87498}{87530}Gordon Bennett.
{87533}{87603}What the fuck's|been going on here?
{87606}{87688}Shut up, you idiot.|It's Hanukkah.
{87691}{87736}Don't just stand there.
{87739}{87788}Can you fit it all in?
{87791}{87897}There's a lot...l can't|get Epping Forest in my van.
{87936}{87980}Bollocks to can't.
{87983}{88068}You'll fit it all in|if you have to make two trips.
{88188}{88239}Bollocks!
{88276}{88366}If you don't move it,|we will move it.
{88369}{88442}- I'll only be a minute.|- You've already been 15.
{88445}{88517}- Come and have a look.|- At what exactly?
{88520}{88596}- The van's half full.|- So?
{88599}{88695}All I've got to do|is fill it up, put you in it...
{88698}{88727}What?
{88787}{88835}..and I'm off.
{89029}{89096}Can you carry|more than one bag this time?
{89099}{89200}- I can't. My neck, Dog.|- How many more bags?
{89203}{89259}Just a couple.
{89262}{89314}Mick, you dead yet?
{89355}{89440}I'll be all right. Once I've|dealt with that lanky prick.
{89443}{89505}Do it quietly.
{89582}{89646}Time to say "Goodnight, nurse".
{90670}{90740}Where the fuck|did she come from?
{90878}{90928}Tie her up.|We're out of here.
{91010}{91103}Not like that,|you idiot. Give it us here.
{91668}{91701}What you doing, Ed?
{91704}{91740}D'you want one?
{91743}{91844}No, I fucking don't.|You cannot make tea, Edward.
{91847}{91925}The British Empire|was built on cups of tea.
{91928}{91969}And look what happened.
{91972}{92038}If you think I'm going to war|without one, you're mistaken.
{92041}{92074}Going to war with what?
{92077}{92158}Have you forgotten|those guns, you dozy prat?
{92656}{92729}You won't get away with this.
{92761}{92848}- Paul, what's that?|- It's a traffic warden.
{92851}{92922}What's he doing|in the back of the van?
{92925}{92989}He was gonna call the cozzers.
{93022}{93083}Fair enough -|we'll deal with him later.
{93117}{93183}How we doing, Tom?
{93186}{93235}Right as rain.
{93238}{93302}I'm gonna take care of the cabs.
{93305}{93342}Keep us posted.
{93450}{93483}Do you do airports?
{93575}{93616}Where are we gonna hide?
{93682}{93742}Don't complicate things.|Just hide.
{94059}{94096}We're on.
{94507}{94552}They weigh a pound or two!
{94555}{94594}Shut up and back up!
{94631}{94672}Spin round, big boy.
{94760}{94794}Fuck!
{94797}{94866}Stay down. Stay down!
{95022}{95091}Tie 'em up. Tape 'em up.|Hands and face.
{95094}{95121}On the floor!
{95124}{95184}Bend over the fucking desk.
{95334}{95392}Keys. I want keys, now.
{95439}{95480}I'll find ya.
{95483}{95523}'Course you will, sweetheart.
{95526}{95560}I'll find ya.
{95563}{95658}What d'you think this is?|Fucking hide and seek?
{95661}{95704}That one. Search that one.
{95945}{95983}Right, I'll see you|in the van,
{95986}{96034}when you've finished|with handsome.
{96466}{96538}Jesus. That wasn't|too bad, was it?
{96616}{96717}When the bottle in my arse has|contracted, I'll let you know.
{96720}{96803}Bacon, see what we've got.
{96806}{96853}Let's have a butchers.
{96973}{97023}We've hit the jackpot, lads.
{97026}{97118}We've got God knows how much|of this stinking weed.
{97121}{97169}A shitload of cash.
{97239}{97276}And a traffic warden.
{97279}{97312}What?
{97376}{97449}Jesus, Ed.|We got a traffic warden.
{97468}{97510}I think he's still alive.
{97513}{97577}He's got claret|coming out of him somewhere.
{97579}{97629}What did they want|with a traffic warden?
{97632}{97691}I don't know.|I don't think we need him.
{97694}{97738}Knock him out and dump him|at the lights.
{97741}{97795}What d'you mean,|knock him out? With what?
{97798}{97849}Use your imagination.
{97987}{98037}Don't touch him up.|Knock him out.
{98040}{98078}I'll knock you out!
{98081}{98147}You wanna knock him out,|you knock him out.
{98183}{98232}I fucking hate traffic wardens.
{98468}{98571}It's about time you gave my|young friends a visit, Chris.
{98677}{98725}Tomorrow's the day|and mum's the word.
{98728}{98772}I can't have that,|can l, Baz?
{98775}{98818}No, Harry, you can't.
{98821}{98874}I mean it's a liberty.
{98877}{98954}I can't have a liberty taken,|can l, Chris?
{98957}{99001}No, Harry, you can't.
{99004}{99081}I mean, it's enough|to give me the arsehole.
{99136}{99188}I can't have the arsehole,|can l, boys?
{99191}{99232}No, Harry, you can't.
{99389}{99453}All right, that's it.|We're done.
{99455}{99504}We're off.
{99507}{99573}Ed, are you sure it's a good|idea taking this back to yours?
{99576}{99647}It's the only place we can,|and the last place they'll look.
{99650}{99717}Anyway, fuck it. The battle|is over and the war is won.
{99720}{99807}Tom, take this to Nick the|Bubble and get rid of it quick.
{100114}{100183}This skunk|is as good as it gets.
{100266}{100331}All right.|We'll take it. Half price.
{100384}{100429}I don't think he'll like that.
{100432}{100502}You said three five a key.|That's a good price.
{100505}{100548}That was yesterday.
{100551}{100607}Now it's today|if I'm not mistaken.
{100610}{100696}We'll take it tomorrow.|Half price.
{100699}{100776}If he wants to get rid of it|quick, he'll have to take it.
{100779}{100878}Look, I've got a race coming up,|so if you'd be kind enough...
{101068}{101110}Lenny,
{101113}{101181}take that round to Snow White|and the three little chemists.
{101184}{101232}They should have|a gander at that.
{101235}{101276}I want a second opinion.
{101396}{101456}Hang on a minute, Nathan,|something stinks.
{101459}{101503}Yeah, your fucking aftershave.
{101506}{101545}Fuck you, funny man.
{101579}{101626}For God's sake, help me.
{101629}{101715}I'm in pain.|I'm in so much pain!
{101718}{101761}Go in slowly, Nathan.
{101764}{101811}Fuck you, funny man.|You go first.
{101814}{101856}Get the fuck in there!
{101859}{101934}I want this house searched|for bugs, stripped.
{101937}{102026}Even if there was a bug,|they'd have taken it with 'em.
{102029}{102117}It's a bit late|for you to start thinking.
{102120}{102192}If it's a possibility,|that's good enough for me.
{102195}{102248}Then I want every slag|this side of Ceylon pulled in
{102251}{102301}and tortured...badly.
{102304}{102359}I want to know|who's responsible for this,
{102362}{102410}otherwise I hold|you responsible.
{102622}{102677}Not a bad day.
{102681}{102738}That pile takes care of Harry.
{102767}{102801}What's left over?
{102804}{102850}Give me half a chance|to count it.
{102901}{102938}What about this gear, then?
{103070}{103174}Oh, what, you want|a toke on that?
{103176}{103236}No. I don't want any|of that horrible shit.
{103238}{103286}Can we lock up|and get drunk now, please?
{103336}{103422}We shot one of them...|in the...er, throat.
{103425}{103459}What d'you want, a medal?
{103462}{103535}I'll shoot you|if I don't get my ganja back.
{103575}{103643}The one you shot.|Is he still in there?
{103646}{103686}No, it was another one.
{103688}{103760}That's more like it.|Where is he?
{103763}{103843}Well, they...they|took him with them.
{103846}{103884}He's still, still alive.
{103887}{103967}What did you shoot him with?|An air gun?
{104091}{104200}Look, we grow weed.|We're not mercenaries.
{104201}{104263}You don't say.
{104266}{104351}Who could it be?|Where do we start, Rory?
{104354}{104411}Mr Breaker.
{104413}{104481}Today my name is Mr Breaker.
{104484}{104546}You think this|is a coincidence?
{104549}{104599}This white shite|steals my things
{104601}{104651}and thinks he can|sell it back to me!
{104654}{104713}He's got less brains|than you, Lenny!
{104716}{104761}Get Nick - the greasy wop
{104763}{104876}shistos pezavengy gammore|Greek bastard round here now,
{104879}{104949}if he's stupid enough|to be on this planet.
{105572}{105649}# Come with me,|I'll fill you with desire
{105651}{105746}# Take my hand and we'll walk|this land together ##
{107173}{107257}Your stupidity might be|your one saving grace.
{107260}{107305}Uuh?
{107308}{107350}Don't uuh me, Greek boy.
{107351}{107426}How is it your fucking stupid,|soon-to-be-dead friends
{107430}{107479}thought that they could|steal my cannabis
{107482}{107536}and then sell it back to me?
{107538}{107596}Is this a declaration of war?
{107599}{107672}Is this some white cunt's joke?
{107675}{107738}'Cause I'm not fucking laughing,|Ni-ko-las!
{107804}{107847}You couldn't|have known my position,
{107850}{107917}'cause you're not that stupid|that if you did,
{107920}{107976}you wouldn't have turned up here|scratching your arse,
{107980}{108072}with that "what's going on" look|on your chevy chase.
{108134}{108213}But you do know|where these people live.
{108367}{108426}If you hold back anything,|I'll kill you.
{108429}{108517}If you bend the truth, or|I think you are, I'll kill you.
{108520}{108587}If you forget anything,|I'll kill you.
{108588}{108693}In fact, you'll have to work|very hard to stay alive, Nick.
{108696}{108738}Do you understand|everything I've said?
{108784}{108874}Because if you don't,|I'll kill you.
{108876}{108988}Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak...|you may enlighten me.
{109072}{109138}So we've got a bit|of a problem, ain't we?
{109143}{109200}Er, well...yeah, we do.
{109201}{109288}In fact, this is a bit more|than a bit of a problem.
{109291}{109355}It's the Mount fucking Everest|of problems!
{109358}{109425}The reason it's such a fucking|monstrosity of a problem is...
{109426}{109510}you haven't got the first idea|who did this to us, have you?
{109513}{109574}We've been up all night.|It's no one from round here.
{109576}{109618}We've had 'em all lined up|against the wall.
{109621}{109666}If it was a toerag|from the manor, we'd know.
{109669}{109735}- We'd know.|- You'd fucking know!
{109738}{109808}You wouldn't know if it was|the next door neighbours!
{109811}{109868}Get out there and find them!
{109871}{109947}I'm sick of the|fucking sight of you!
{110226}{110323}"Scarface" -|I've watched "Scarface".
{110326}{110430}If you want to know how to do|a drug deal, watch "Scarface".
{110480}{110525}That really inspires confidence.
{110526}{110563}This guy, Rory Breaker...
{110567}{110656}Rory Breaker - psychotic|black dwarf with an afro?
{110659}{110701}That'll be the same man, yes.
{110706}{110760}I've heard of him -|he's a fucking lunatic.
{110763}{110818}He can afford the deal|at the price we're selling.
{110821}{110863}It's not worth him|giving us any trouble.
{110867}{110937}He knows we'll be a pain|in the arse. Who needs that?
{110938}{110988}I'd take a pain in the arse|for half a million quid.
{110993}{111030}You'd take a pain|in the arse for air miles.
{111033}{111076}The fatter you get,|the sadder you get.
{111080}{111129}Will you stop flirting|for a minute?
{111132}{111226}After we pay Hatchet,|this deal puts us up...
{111230}{111298}nearly 200,000 pounds each.
{111301}{111394}Not bad for a morning's work,|I think you'll agree.
{111638}{111693}So they had the cash.
{111696}{111729}And the puff.
{111732}{111784}Cheeky bastards. Count it.
{111787}{111835}Shit, Dog. There's a lot.
{111838}{111899}Do you want to do it next door?
{111901}{111944}We're not going next door
{111947}{112016}'til we've flayed|them dead men walking.
{112019}{112060}We'll count it upstairs.
{112063}{112137}I don't want them to see you|fingering the money.
{112138}{112179}Dog, look...
{112182}{112266}Give it us here...dozy bastard.
{112329}{112395}Check your guns.|Get yourselves well hid.
{112398}{112488}Wait till they get right inside|the door, then give it 'em.
{112525}{112588}Give me them shooters,|you can use your own.
{112847}{112876}Yeah.
{112880}{112920}That's no way|to answer the phone.
{112923}{112963}Is that you, Dean?
{112966}{113024}It's Lord fucking Lucan.|Who do you think it is?
{113026}{113063}What can I do for you?
{113067}{113126}Those guns I sold you,|I need them back.
{113131}{113192}Not likely. I don't think|I'll be seeing them again.
{113195}{113243}I've got the money|to pay for them.
{113246}{113305}I'm sure you do.|But you don't understand.
{113308}{113362}I ain't seeing them|or the guns again.
{113363}{113398}We can't get them.
{113401}{113449}If we can't get them,|we can't get them.
{113451}{113507}You'll have to get them.
{113510}{113581}We made a deal for everything|inside the cabinet.
{113584}{113648}Inside, outside -|I don't give a shit.
{113651}{113708}Get those guns|because if you don't...
{113711}{113742}Yeah, Bazza, or what?
{113745}{113788}Have you heard|of Harry Lonsdale?
{113791}{113876}Otherwise known as "Hack You|Up With an Hatchet Harry"?
{113879}{113916}Well, this is...
{113919}{113999}James Bond, need-to-know time.
{114001}{114099}When you dance with the devil,|you wait for the song to stop.
{114101}{114133}Know what I mean?
{114249}{114337}I mean find 'em,|torture 'em and kill 'em.
{114338}{114385}And bring back|what belongs to me.
{114388}{114499}Because if you don't,|your family's bang in trouble.
{114526}{114559}Who was that?
{114562}{114619}That was Harry Horrible Hatchet.
{114622}{114655}Jesus, I've heard of him.
{114658}{114733}Shit, they were|his fucking guns we sold.
{114736}{114776}We've got to find them.
{114779}{114863}No fucking about, Nick.|Where can I find those guns?
{115656}{115704}Six black cocks|and a little white kitten
{115707}{115750}sitting on the side|of the road.
{115843}{115887}We're gonna do|a proper decoration job.
{115888}{115973}I want the grey skies|of London illuminated.
{115976}{116038}I want that house painted red.
{116110}{116187}All right, there's this brass|standing on the corner.
{116188}{116238}Dwarf walks up to her|carrying a suitcase...
{116243}{116313}Winston there|is gonna come along
{116317}{116367}and see if he recognises|any of them.
{116370}{116419}Watch out for these fellas -
{116422}{116533}they've got a bit of an arsenal|and they don't mind using it.
{116536}{116583}I'm taking down her panties...
{116637}{116695}Does everyone know|what they got to do?
{116698}{116737}Yeah.
{118410}{118463}What the fuck is going on?
{119497}{119563}You got something here|for me, have you?
{119632}{119663}Chop-chop.
{119848}{119883}Thank you very much.
{119913}{119947}He's got the guns.
{119950}{119997}- You get them.|- Why me?
{120000}{120051}You're supposed|to be the hard case...
{120054}{120096}You get the guns!|I drive the car!
{120238}{120272}Good boy.
{120275}{120368}- Get the fucking guns.|- YOU get the fucking guns!
{120371}{120407}You fucking big...
{120499}{120544}All right. Wrap them guns up.
{120547}{120588}Count the money.
{120593}{120636}Put your seat belt on.
{120674}{120743}We've got to get the fucking|guns or we're dead!
{121080}{121151}..so I made sure I fucked|the one that was coughing.
{121480}{121546}Get out the car,|you yuppy fucker!
{122248}{122305}He's the one|we shot in the neck.
{122308}{122361}Is that right, Mr Botanical?
{123017}{123049}Jesus!
{123341}{123434}I don't believe this.|What the fuck has happened here?
{123437}{123472}Jesus.
{123501}{123568}The money. The gear.
{123858}{123900}This is fucked.
{123901}{123950}No money. No weed.
{123951}{124036}It's all been replaced|by a pile of corpses.
{124076}{124161}All right. Don't panic.|Let's think about this.
{124163}{124226}Fuck that,|you can think about it.
{124230}{124287}I'm panicking and I'm off.
{124457}{124523}How did you get your hands|on these, then?
{124526}{124561}The boys had 'em.
{124563}{124591}I know you like|these sort of things -
{124594}{124623}wondered if you wanted 'em.
{124626}{124676}Yeah, I'll have 'em.
{124681}{124761}- Was it hard getting the money?|- Not especially.
{124793}{124872}Upset a few characters, though.
{124875}{124934}Have you counted it?
{124937}{124988}Yeah, it's all there,|to the pound.
{124991}{125037}- They were gonna pay?|- Looks like it.
{125038}{125104}But who knows?|The opportunity was there.
{125106}{125171}In my experience it's best|to take that opportunity -
{125174}{125221}if it's there.
{125224}{125269}Good work, Chris.
{125441}{125494}We've got to get those guns.
{125497}{125563}We don't know who lives there.
{125567}{125613}I don't care who lives there!
{125616}{125706}All's I know is it's preferable|to death by Hatchet.
{125709}{125751}Fair enough. Let's go.
{126301}{126363}I don't think|it's the right move.
{126367}{126426}It's either that
{126430}{126508}the old boy's place|and we lose a digit daily.
{126511}{126608}- I'm gonna phone him.|- As if he'll care.
{126611}{126679}He'll care. That was|supposed to be his money.
{126682}{126744}Whether he cares about us|is different.
{126747}{126783}Pass me the phone.
{127151}{127211}Yeah? That you, boy?
{127213}{127260}It's Ed,|if that's what you mean.
{127263}{127305}'Pay day, ain't it?'
{127308}{127404}Yeah...l wanted|to talk to you about that.
{127407}{127442}I'll bet you do.
{127445}{127501}I got half|a million nicker here,
{127505}{127558}which means|some poor sod doesn't.
{127561}{127610}You've upset a few people.
{127613}{127696}But that really|isn't my concern, is it?
{127699}{127793}What does concern me...|is the guns you had.
{127796}{127869}'l want to talk to you|about that.'
{127872}{127958}So get your arse here now.|And I mean now!
{128804}{128897}Bastard! You fucking bastard!
{128900}{128938}Bastard!
{129112}{129176}What the fuck|are you doing here?
{129208}{129294}What the fuck|are you doing here?
{129567}{129651}Job well done. We made|a few quid out of that one.
{129656}{129688}Son...?
{129693}{129738}Made a few quid, did you?
{129743}{129794}Where's what I want?
{129826}{129875}You all right there, mate?
{129876}{129949}Very fucking funny.|Where's what I want?
{129951}{130009}I've just left it in the office.
{130012}{130110}We'd better get it, if you want|your son to see his birthday.
{130113}{130205}- Now chop-fucking-chop.|- All right. fair enough.
{130236}{130274}Where you going?
{130276}{130366}It's a thirty second drive|or a five minute walk.
{130369}{130460}I couldn't have parked outside,|I'd have got a ticket.
{130463}{130521}I suppose that don't|matter now, does it?
{130524}{130560}Just be careful.
{130563}{130601}Right.
{130755}{130798}You and me.
{130801}{130838}You and who?
{130843}{130910}You know where|the door handle is, Tom.
{131094}{131166}# "The Payback" #|by James Brown
{131169}{131202}# Pay back
{131206}{131246}# That's it, pay back.
{131249}{131288}# Revenge, I'm mad
{131388}{131425}# Get down with my girlfriend
{131427}{131455}# That ain't right ##
{131458}{131497}Oh, no. Not again.
{131877}{131933}That's it. I'm off.
{131961}{132049}Tom...that is our bag.
{132491}{132551}- Ed...!|- Hold on.
{132859}{132909}This is our bag.
{132963}{133013}That's it. We're off.
{133016}{133092}- I'm gonna take these guns.|- Tom, don't fuck about!
{133095}{133143}It'll only take a minute.
{133512}{133570}What is going on?
{133591}{133681}I don't know, but I do know|there's no more Harry.
{133684}{133753}Which means|there's no more debt.
{133756}{133834}If there's no more debt,|there's no more problem.
{133837}{133943}And there's no problem with the|neighbours - they're all dead.
{133946}{134020}And I think,|if I get this right,
{134023}{134114}we haven't done anything wrong|and we're in the clear.
{134916}{134977}Never ever...
{134980}{135078}has anyone|been as fucking rude...
{135081}{135155}..to me as you!
{135158}{135230}You fucking...bastard!
{135661}{135700}All right, mate?
{135703}{135767}Cheeky bastard!
{136211}{136287}'This was an embarrassing|position for Tom to be in.
{136290}{136378}'But Chris had to respect|the fact that he was holding
{136381}{136445}'what appeared to be|a pair of loaded shotguns.
{136447}{136523}'Tom had to respect the fact|that they were not loaded.
{136526}{136594}'So without anybody|losing too much face,
{136597}{136688}'Tom left through a side door|and Chris left with the money.
{136691}{136724}'Everybody else got arrested.'
{136829}{136875}He's not one of 'em.
{136942}{137051}# Sitting in the cheap seats|underneath the stars
{137094}{137158}# I'm heading back to base
{137161}{137226}# I'll drop you off|at mars ##
{137229}{137304}Your dad would like|a word with you, Ed.
{137375}{137426}Where are the others?
{137429}{137501}They got out yesterday.|They're at the bar.
{137591}{137680}# I'm a man machine
{137683}{137767}# Takin' gasoline
{137770}{137866}# Super-human being ##
{137869}{137912}All right, Dad?
{137915}{137979}I'm all right.|How about yourself?
{137981}{138078}I'm all right.|Could do with a drink, though.
{138081}{138137}All in good time.
{138164}{138225}So, are you in the clear?
{138228}{138290}More importantly...am l?
{138322}{138369}It appears so.
{138372}{138483}Appears? You'll have to do|better than fucking appears.
{138486}{138550}Well, everybody's dead, Dad.
{138552}{138608}That's about as clear|as it can get.
{138611}{138660}How about that drink?
{138663}{138707}You know where the bar is.
{138710}{138747}Eh?
{138750}{138817}Don't make yourself|too comfortable.
{138820}{138870}Alan's got to sit there.|Alan!
{138952}{139011}You're lucky|you're still breathing,
{139014}{139066}Iet alone able to walk.
{139069}{139148}I suggest you take|full advantage of that fact.
{139327}{139413}# 'Cause I'm a man machine
{139416}{139496}# Takin' gasoline
{139499}{139536}# I'm a teen dream
{139539}{139584}# Super-human being
{139587}{139651}# I'm a man machine
{139653}{139730}# I'm a man machine ! ##
{139733}{139830}You took your time.|Where the hell have you been?
{139833}{139893}Sit down. I'll tell you.
{140015}{140117}The traffic warden identified|the neighbours' bodies.
{140120}{140191}Which sort of|puts us in the clear.
{140194}{140272}The only thing connecting us|with the case...
{140275}{140322}..is those shotguns.
{140325}{140379}And Tom took care of them.
{140382}{140470}You did|take care of the shotguns?
{140506}{140563}I wanted to talk about that.
{140566}{140608}Well, talk.
{140624}{140686}Well, actually...no.
{140746}{140808}They're in the car.|I was gonna sell 'em to Nick,
{140811}{140861}but I couldn't get hold of him.
{140864}{140906}You dippy bastard.
{140909}{141015}So...the only thing|connecting us with the case
{141018}{141125}is in the back of your car,|which is parked outside!
{141128}{141212}They cost 700 quid.|I'm not gonna throw 'em away.
{141215}{141315}They're hardly likely to trace|'em back to us, are they?
{141318}{141373}You think it's worth|the risk for £700?
{141376}{141414}Tom, you're a dick!
{141417}{141507}Take those guns|and throw 'em off a bridge.
{141510}{141561}And yourself while you're at it.
{141564}{141603}Now.
{141703}{141748}Look, all I'm...
{141751}{141791}Now, Tom!
{141926}{141973}Can I have a beer, please, Dad?
{141976}{142035}I'm busy. Get it yourself.
{142428}{142495}It seemed Hatchet|underestimated you lot.
{142498}{142562}And it seems to have cost him.
{142565}{142643}I ain't gonna make|the same mistake, am l?
{142646}{142736}So I've decided|to bring your bag back.
{142778}{142873}I think the word you're looking|for, gentlemen, is "thank you".
{142876}{142918}Thank you.
{142949}{143011}You've presented me|with a problem.
{143014}{143070}I've lost my employer.
{143107}{143206}So I've taken care|of meself and me son.
{143209}{143328}If you think that's unfair,|pay me a little visit.
{143331}{143416}But you better be|waving a white flag,
{143419}{143509}high and clear|so as I can see it.
{143512}{143597}Or it'll be the last|visit you ever make. Understand?
{143663}{143711}That's all I've come to say.
{143743}{143800}There is one more thing...
{143845}{143899}It's been emotional.
{143958}{144032}# "Fool's Gold" #|by The Stone Roses
{144301}{144387}# The gold road's|sure a long road
{144390}{144496}# Winds on through the hills|for fifteen days ##
{144562}{144662}We are now officially in|the money-lending business, son.
{144665}{144729}Put your seatbelt on.
{144732}{144779}We're out of here.
{144986}{145034}It's empty.
{145614}{145680}# The pack on my back is aching
{145683}{145762}# The strap seems|to cut me like a knife
{146052}{146119}# I'm no clown|I won't back down
{146122}{146226}# I don't need you|to tell me what's going down...
{146718}{146776}What's his number?
{146941}{146998}You'll jam the line!|I'll call him!
{147172}{147226}My fucking batteries!
{147229}{147297}- You muppet!|- Give me the phone!
{147300}{147355}- I'll dial it!|- Tell me the number!
{147626}{147713}- Give me your phone!|- You'll break it!
{147826}{147892}You'll break it|and it'll be fucked!
{147895}{147945}Shut it. It's fucking ringing!
{148340}{148428}# "Oh Girl" #|by Mauro Pawloski
{148637}{148720}# I'm eighteen with a bullet
{148773}{148837}# Got my finger on the trigger
{148840}{148887}# I'm gonna pull it
{148957}{149052}# I've picked a clip now|I'm the son of a gun
{149055}{149172}# So hold it right there,|Little girl, little girl
{149175}{149245}# We're gonna have big fun
{149248}{149309}# I may be an oldie
{149312}{149374}# But I'm a goodie, too
{149377}{149453}# I'll last forever
{149456}{149608}# And I'll be good to you|Oh, yes, I will...