{284}{397}Three card brag|is a simple form of poker.
{399}{446}You get three cards only.
{448}{548}And these you can't change.
{550}{636}If you don't look at them,|you're a blind man,
{638}{699}you only put in half the stake.
{701}{762}Three of any kind|is the highest,
{764}{911}but the odds are 450-1|against getting any three.
{913}{1054}Then there's a running flush,|all the same suit, all in order,
{1056}{1186}then a straight|and a flush and a pair,
{1188}{1307}and finally, whatever|the highest card you've got.
{1309}{1394}Now, there are some telltale|signs that can help,
{1396}{1504}but they took me long enough|to learn so I'm not telling you.
{1506}{1620}They can only help a player,|not make one.
{1622}{1702}So, d'you wanna play?
{1788}{1848}Let's sort the buyers|from the spiers
{1850}{1935}and those who trust me|from the ones who don't.
{1937}{1988}If you can't see value here,
{1990}{2058}you're not shopping,|you're shoplifting.
{2060}{2132}You see these goods?|Never seen daylight, moonlight,
{2134}{2194}Israelites,|Fanny by the gaslight.
{2196}{2268}Take a bag, come on.|I took one home last night -
{2270}{2325}cost more than ten pound,|I can tell you.
{2327}{2387}Anyone like jewellery?|Look at that one.
{2389}{2456}Hand-made in Italy,|hand-stolen in Stepney.
{2458}{2525}It's as long as my arm,|not like something else.
{2527}{2590}Don't think 'cause these boxes|are sealed, they're empty.
{2592}{2641}0nly the undertaker|sells empty boxes.
{2643}{2743}By the look of you lot, I'd make|more money with my tape-measure.
{2745}{2794}Here, one price, ten pound.
{2796}{2856}- Did you say ten pound?|- Are you deaf?
{2858}{2882}Bargain. I'll take one.
{2884}{2934}Squeeze in. Left leg, right leg.
{2936}{2970}They call it walking.
{2972}{3043}You want one, darling?|That's it, they're waking up.
{3045}{3113}Treat the wife -|treat somebody else's wife.
{3115}{3182}It's more fun|if you don't get caught.
{3184}{3245}You want one?|Show me a bit of life, then.
{3247}{3329}It's no good standing|like one o'clock half struck.
{3331}{3405}These are not stolen -|they're just not paid for.
{3407}{3475}Can't get 'em again,|they've changed the locks.
{3477}{3507}Can't come back -|I'll have sold out.
{3509}{3539}Nice bit of stuff.
{3541}{3627}"Too late" will be the cry|when the bargains pass you by.
{3629}{3669}If you've no money on you,
{3671}{3724}you'll cry tears|big as 0ctober cabbages.
{3726}{3774}Bacon, cozzers!
{3900}{3979}' So I said I'm on the roam|So I need a car
{3981}{4052}' And I know|that I'm getting alive
{4054}{4122}' And I say I got faith|in a season '
{4171}{4244}'Ed can hustle|a few quid here and there.
{4246}{4299}'But his real talent|lies in cards -
{4301}{4337}'and gambling with cards.
{4413}{4456}'Bacon could see that his days
{4458}{4522}'of selling moody goods|on street corners are numbered.
{4524}{4647}'It's time to move on|and he knows it.'
{5007}{5079}- Six foot one, that's perfect.|- You're catching up with me.
{5081}{5161}What you talking about?|I'm bloody skinny, pal.
{5163}{5206}'Course you are. All right, Ed?
{5208}{5288}Nick the Greek, a pleasure.|Tom, what have you eaten?
{5290}{5341}- I was telling him...|- Enough!
{5343}{5390}You two, join me in my office.
{5491}{5537}So how much is it, Tom?
{5539}{5574}You know how much, Nick.
{5576}{5643}- And that includes the amp?|- No.
{5645}{5685}That does not include the amp.
{5707}{5755}Shit, Tom. I thought|it included the amp.
{5757}{5845}It doesn't. I'll throw in|one of these telephones,
{5847}{5916}but it does not include the amp.
{5918}{5965}Very nice.
{5967}{6000}I hope it includes the speakers.
{6002}{6082}It doesn't include|the speakers or the amp.
{6084}{6145}It's not supposed to include|me getting the hump
{6147}{6208}with your questions.|You want it, you buy it.
{6210}{6242}What else do I get?
{6244}{6312}A gold-plated Rolls Royce,|if you pay for it.
{6314}{6371}Don't know, Tom.|Seems expensive.
{6373}{6471}Seems...this seems|to be a waste of my time.
{6473}{6535}That is 900 nicker|in any shop,
{6537}{6585}and you're complaining|about 200?
{6587}{6632}What school of finance|did you study?
{6634}{6691}It's a deal, it's a steal.
{6693}{6744}It's the sale|of the fucking century.
{6746}{6807}In fact, I'll keep it.
{6809}{6857}All right, keep your alans on.
{6982}{7007}Here's a ton.
{7009}{7043}Jesus Christ!
{7045}{7106}You could choke|a dozen donkeys on that.
{7108}{7146}You're haggling over 100 pound.
{7148}{7205}What d'you do when|you're not buying stereos -
{7207}{7240}finance revolutions?
{7242}{7292}£100 is still £100.
{7294}{7346}Not when the price is £200.
{7348}{7420}Not when you've got Liberia's|deficit in your sky rocket.
{7422}{7479}Tighter than a duck's butt!
{7481}{7545}Let me feel|the fibre of your fabric.
{7616}{7660}'The skinny one is Tom.
{7662}{7707}'He's the entrepreneur|of the bunch.
{7709}{7762}'He's got|a couple of dirty fingers
{7764}{7815}'in a couple of dirty pies.
{7817}{7873}'Nick, however,|has made it his business
{7875}{7943}'to have all 20|fat fingers and toes
{7945}{8008}'in every dirty, bent|and stolen pie in London.'
{8010}{8107}'Between them, there ain't much|you can't get hold of.'
{8190}{8231}That's my 25 grand.
{8233}{8326}It took me a long time to earn,|so treat it with respect.
{8328}{8357}What about the chef?
{8749}{8813}What've you come as?
{8815}{8867}Cupid, stupid.
{8869}{8938}That's the last time|I get fruit off you, Tom.
{8940}{9041}There was more small armoured|things in it than fruit.
{9043}{9102}You should open a butchers,|not a grocers.
{9104}{9148}If you order stuff|from Kathmandu,
{9150}{9221}don't be surprised|if it picks up a few tourists.
{9223}{9283}Anyway, enough.|Where's the money?
{9285}{9376}Keep your fingers|out of my soup!
{9378}{9413}'Soap is called Soap
{9415}{9496}'because he keeps his hands|clean of unlawful behaviour.
{9498}{9574}'He's proud of his job|and more proud it's legal.
{9576}{9661}'He represents the more|sensible side of the four.'
{9727}{9791}Are you sure you can afford 25?
{9793}{9843}It depends|how you look at it.
{9845}{9909}I can afford it|if I see it again.
{9911}{9980}Got the rest from|the fat man and Bacon?
{9982}{10031}Fat man, Bacon and myself.
{10033}{10088}Looks like it's time|to call Harry.
{10114}{10172}Who's this fat man, eh?
{10221}{10255}Sandwich, Bacon?
{10346}{10421}'It's not easy to take|a seat at this card table.
{10423}{10494}'The amount of money|has to be 100 grand upwards
{10496}{10543}'and there's no shortage|of punters.
{10545}{10624}'This is the man who decides|whether you can play -
{10626}{10705}'Harry, or as some,|including himself, like to say,
{10707}{10748}'Hatchet Harry.'
{10750}{10782}You got it all?.
{10844}{10878}100 grand.
{10880}{10970}If you got it, you got it.|Now, if you don't mind...
{11052}{11175}- What's this Eddie like?|- He's a fucking thief!
{11177}{11239}'Harry has a colleague,|a monster of a man,
{11241}{11278}'Barry the Baptist.
{11280}{11344}'He got his name|by drowning people for Hatchet.
{11346}{11447}- Fucking pay.|- I'll pay!
{11449}{11477}'Barry makes sure
{11479}{11566}'the administrative side of|the business runs harmoniously.'
{11568}{11613}The boy's got a rare ability.
{11615}{11699}He seems to make cards|transparent. He's got...
{11701}{11762}All right,|we can say he's good.
{11764}{11860}No, he's better than good.|He's a fucking liability.
{11862}{11919}Hold on, what|do you think of these?
{11921}{12000}- We're selling hundreds.|- Very nice, Harry.
{12002}{12070}What's it for?
{12072}{12139}Don't play innocent,|Bazza. Spanking!
{13076}{13159}There's 25 from me,|Tom, Soap and yourself.
{13161}{13255}100 grand to the pound. Why|the fuck are you counting it?
{13257}{13300}Because I like to.
{13302}{13379}A reasonable return|should be about 120 grand.
{13381}{13464}For 25 grand invested,|going on experience.
{13466}{13500}Going on optimism.
{13502}{13569}Whatever - it'll be enough|to send you on a cooking course.
{13571}{13657}You're not funny, Tom.|You're fat -
{13659}{13712}and look as though you|should be, but you're not.
{13714}{13772}Fat! Who you calling...|Jesus!
{13774}{13838}It's good here, innit?|Handy for the tube,
{13840}{13887}great electrics - I can|see why you moved in.
{13889}{13965}Don't knock it, it's "cheep",|like the budgie.
{13967}{14032}Nobody wants to live next|to the people we live next to.
{14034}{14126}- Anti-social to say the least.|- What d'you mean?
{14128}{14176}He means they're|thieving bastards.
{14178}{14256}When they're not picking|peanuts out of poop,
{14258}{14346}they rip off unfortunate souls|of their drugs.
{14378}{14451}Not exactly thick, these walls.
{14488}{14543}Nice work, John.|Get yourself a drink.
{14700}{14742}Is that it?
{14744}{14789}How many times|do I have to tell you, Plank?
{14791}{14872}Find a job worth doing, you'll|find your share improving.
{14874}{14929}Have you got a problem|with that?
{15054}{15094}' Police and thieves|in the street
{15186}{15263}' Fighting the nation with their|guns and ammunition '
{15316}{15370}Charles, this gear|is getting heavier.
{15420}{15531}I've a suspicion we should have|been rocket scientists or...
{15533}{15625}Nobel Peace Prize winners...|something.
{15627}{15719}Peace Prize? Be lucky|to find your penis for a piss -
{15721}{15770}the amount you smoke.
{15918}{15967}Who the hell's that?
{16170}{16216}All right, Willie?
{16218}{16299}Does it look like I am?|Take this.
{16333}{16409}I'm in danger of breaking|a sweat any second.
{16411}{16474}< Charles,|why've we got that cage?
{16501}{16542}Security.
{16568}{16651}That's right. Security.
{16653}{16744}What's the point in having it if|we're not gonna fucking use it?
{16746}{16816}I would've used it, Winston,|but this is Willie.
{16818}{16880}- And Willie lives here.|- Yes, Charles.
{16882}{16972}But you didn't know it was|until you opened the door.
{16974}{17062}Chill, Winston. It's me.
{17064}{17144}Charlie knows it's me,|what's the problem?
{17171}{17236}The problem is, Willie,|Charles and yourself
{17238}{17287}are not the quickest cats|at the best of times.
{17289}{17394}So do as I say and keep|the fucking cage locked!
{17443}{17503}- What is that?|- That's Gloria.
{17505}{17570}I know that's Gloria.|What's that?
{17622}{17651}Fertiliser.
{17653}{17728}You went out six hours ago|to buy a money counter.
{17730}{17783}You come back with|a semi-conscious Gloria
{17785}{17829}and a bag of fertiliser.
{17831}{17905}Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.
{17907}{17955}We need fertiliser, Winston.
{17957}{18006}We also need a money counter.
{18008}{18054}This money's gotta|be out by Thursday.
{18056}{18102}I'm buggered|if I'm gonna count it.
{18104}{18208}If you do have to buy|sodding fertiliser,
{18210}{18268}could you be|a little more subtle?
{18270}{18312}What do you mean?
{18344}{18437}We grow copious amounts|of ganja, yeah?
{18439}{18481}Yeah.
{18483}{18600}And you're carrying a wasted|girl and a bag of fertiliser.
{18602}{18692}You don't look your average|horti-fucking-culturalist.
{18694}{18733}That's what I mean, Willie.
{18831}{18874}' "The Boss"|by James Brown
{18944}{19003}' Paid the cost to be the boss
{19066}{19121}' Paid the cost to be the boss
{19178}{19250}' I paid the cost|to be the boss '
{19314}{19409}- How long's he been in there?|- About...20 minutes.
{19455}{19551}- Is he on his own?|- Yeah, carrying a bag.
{19604}{19649}Let's pay him a visit,|shall we?
{19765}{19826}'Big Chris settles debts|for Harry.
{19828}{19915}'The only thing he cares|more about than unsettled debts
{19917}{20000}'is his son and heir,|Little Chris.'
{20002}{20042}' Look at me
{20044}{20104}' Know what you see
{20106}{20154}' See a bad mother '
{20360}{20443}This is one of them...|high-powered jobs, innit?
{20469}{20495}Aaagh!
{20497}{20551}I've got some bad news|for you, John.
{20553}{20594}What the fuck!
{20622}{20665}Mind your language|in front of the boy.
{20667}{20723}Jesus Christ!
{20749}{20816}That includes blasphemy.|Now tell me, John,
{20818}{20916}how can you concentrate|on improving this tan -
{20918}{20963}and it is a lovely tan -
{20965}{21016}when you've got more pressing|priorities at hand?
{21042}{21071}Tell Harry...
{21098}{21224}Did I say speak?|And it's Mr Harry to you.
{21235}{21354}Now, don't disappoint me, choose|your words very carefully.
{21383}{21428}You may now...
{21480}{21514}speak.
{21516}{21577}Tell Harry, I mean Mr Harry,
{21579}{21644}I've been busy,|I'm nearly there.
{21646}{21697}Check his locker, son.
{21699}{21799}I don't suppose there's a chance|of you lifting this up, Chris?
{21913}{22003}He's not poor! He's got|over a monkey in his wallet!
{22005}{22108}Fuckin' hell, John, you go round|with that in your pocket?
{22110}{22196}Use language like that again,|you'll wish you hadn't!
{22198}{22232}Sorry, Dad.
{22234}{22268}Right. Put the rest|of the stuff in that.
{22301}{22365}You can go home|in a plastic bag tonight.
{22367}{22413}You owe what you owe.
{22415}{22511}By the time this tan's faded|you wanna have paid.
{22665}{22741}- You never would've paid.|- Who would pay for shit?
{22743}{22787}Exactly. We had to...
{22836}{22881}What the hell|are you doing here?
{22883}{22920}What's up?
{22922}{22992}Let me guess,|my foot in your arse.
{22994}{23058}Game o'cards - Hatchet Harry?
{23060}{23130}You're supposed to be|getting your rest in, boy.
{23160}{23206}You playing cards tonight, son?
{23263}{23314}With Harry?
{23316}{23394}Don't be silly, Dad. I wouldn't|have anything to do with that.
{23647}{23689}Where'd he get a hundred grand?
{23691}{23740}He's got adhesive mates -|like brothers.
{23742}{23786}They've tossed up|between 'em.
{23788}{23862}And JD, his dad,|owns the whole property?
{23864}{23905}No mortgage, no debts.
{23907}{23975}Lock, stock - the fucking lot.
{23977}{24050}Don't worry, Harry.|I've got it under control.
{24052}{24123}Good. You can get this|under control now.
{24125}{24186}It seems Lord Appleton Smythe|has run out of money.
{24188}{24244}These little beauties|are up for auction.
{24246}{24330}I'm not paying a quarter|of a million quid for 'em.
{24332}{24389}If you know what I mean,|Barry.
{24391}{24463}Make sure we get everything|from the gun cabinet.
{24465}{24509}I don't care who you use,
{24511}{24566}as long as they're not|complete muppets.
{24568}{24632}And don't tell 'em|what they're worth, Barry.
{24678}{24716}' "Spooky"|by Dusty Springfield
{24718}{24774}' In the cool of the evening
{24776}{24848}' When everything|is getting kinda groovy '
{24850}{24892}Right, where was we?
{24894}{24999}Shotguns...guns that fire shots?
{25001}{25040}You must be the brains.
{25042}{25088}That's right,|guns that fire shots.
{25090}{25185}Make sure you bring everything|from the gun cabinet.
{25187}{25280}There'll be a load of old guns.|That's all I want.
{25282}{25351}Everything else outside|the cabinet, you can keep.
{25353}{25388}Thank you very much.
{25390}{25448}There'd better|be something there for us.
{25450}{25496}It's a fucking stately home,
{25498}{25547}of course there'll|be something there.
{25549}{25600}- Like what?|- Like fucking antiques.
{25602}{25698}Antiques! What the fuck|do we know about antiques?
{25700}{25766}- We rob post offices.|- We steal cars.
{25768}{25839}What the fuck do we know|about antiques, mate?
{25841}{25914}If it looks old,|it's worth money - simple.
{25916}{25997}Stop fucking moaning|and rob the place.
{25999}{26074}Who's the guv?|Who are we doing this for?
{26076}{26167}You're doing it for me -|is all you need to know.
{26169}{26252}You know|because you need to know.
{26254}{26354}I see. 0ne of those|"need to know basis" things.
{26356}{26436}Like one of those|James Bond films.
{26438}{26524}Careful, remember|who's giving you this job.
{26526}{26618}Right, I'm off.|Call me when you're done.
{26620}{26654}< Ta-da.
{26740}{26800}Fucking northern monkeys.
{26873}{26948}I hate these fucking|southern fairies.
{27074}{27157}'Ed has been playing cards|since he could lift 'em up.
{27159}{27227}'He soon discovered|he had a big advantage.
{27229}{27284}'It's not that|he's good at cards,
{27286}{27325}'or even good at counting them.
{27327}{27388}'It's that he's good|at reading people's reactions
{27390}{27439}'no matter how subtle.
{27441}{27501}'Everybody has reactions.
{27537}{27604}'Especially when|it comes to money.'
{27606}{27687}' Love is kind of crazy
{27689}{27761}' With a spooky|little boy like you '
{27914}{27983}- Invitations.|- Invitations?
{27985}{28077}Yeah, four pretty white pieces|of paper with your names on.
{28079}{28154}We got 100,000 bits of paper|with the Queen's head on.
{28156}{28199}Will that do?
{28201}{28296}Just you. The others can wait|next door in Samoan Jo's.
{28298}{28378}Samoan Jo's?|You mean the pub? Hold on...
{28380}{28465}Hold on to your tongue|and I'll hold on to my patience.
{28467}{28563}No one in here tonight|but card players - no one.
{28708}{28805}Evening, Fraser. Don, Phil.
{28807}{28860}Bit dramatic, innit?
{28862}{28907}Is it supposed to be symbolic?
{28909}{28975}Apparently it's for security.
{28977}{29027}I'd have brought my gloves|if I'd have known.
{29029}{29108}You must be Eddy, JD's son.
{29110}{29224}You must be Harry.|Sorry, didn't know your father.
{29226}{29320}Never mind, son, you might meet|him if you carry on like that.
{29355}{29412}Evening, Tanya. Been a while.
{29414}{29447}All right, Ed.
{29929}{29997}We call each other Kenny,|0K, Gary?
{29999}{30033}All right, Kenny.
{30035}{30086}You gonna put your stocking on?
{30088}{30143}I spent 120 quid on my hair -
{30145}{30200}I'm not pulling a sock over it.
{30202}{30243}You have to put something on.
{30320}{30374}Three card brag, gentlemen.
{30376}{30428}Three 3s are highest,|then three aces,
{30430}{30463}then running down accordingly.
{30465}{30557}Then it's a running flush,|a run, a flush and then a pair.
{30559}{30618}An open man can't|see a blind man.
{30620}{30694}It will cost twice the ante|to see your opponent.
{30696}{30742}Don't fuck around, fellas.
{30744}{30831}You know the rules.|You know I won't stand for it.
{30942}{31039}Can I have three of your most|refreshing drinks, please.
{31109}{31229}- How comes we end up in here?|- I don't think I mind.
{31305}{31359}You got that TV loud enough,|mate?
{31361}{31434}Leave it out, Bacon.|He looks like a loon.
{31875}{31928}What are you doing?|Put that back.
{31930}{31978}We're here to rob the guns.
{31980}{32070}Put it back - it's crap anyway.
{32113}{32151}Come on.
{32626}{32671}800.
{32673}{32717}D'you like that, did you, son?
{32719}{32787}When my knees stop knocking,|I'll live with it.
{32789}{32836}400, blind.
{32838}{32974}Listen, ladies, this is cards.|Men play cards.
{32976}{33079}If you wanna talk soft,|go to the fucking hairdressers.
{33081}{33128}So shut it and play.
{33130}{33173}I'll fold.
{33175}{33222}1,000. 0pen.
{33305}{33355}What sort of pub is this?
{33357}{33409}It's a Samoan pub.
{33429}{33472}What's that?
{33474}{33552}It's a cocktail -|you asked for a cocktail.
{33554}{33627}I asked you to give me|a refreshing drink.
{33629}{33688}I wasn't expecting|a fucking rainforest.
{33690}{33765}You could fall in love|with an orangutan in that.
{33767}{33824}You want a pint, go to the pub.
{33871}{33907}I thought this was a pub.
{33909}{33979}It's a Samoan pub.
{33981}{34048}Can you get your man|to turn the TV down?
{34050}{34121}Ask him if you like.|I'd leave him well alone.
{34123}{34197}Get rid of that.|Bring us a Diet Coke.
{34199}{34284}'Scuse me, can you|turn that TV down?
{34430}{34460}No.
{34540}{34589}0ooh!
{34624}{34670}2,000.
{34746}{34789}2,000, blind.
{34793}{34833}You what?
{34835}{34938}Two grand blind? You been|eating too much British beef.
{34940}{34988}You're bonkers. Mad.
{35027}{35087}Well, you gonna play?
{35089}{35143}Fuckin' right I'm gonna play.
{35170}{35223}Three grand, dare.
{35225}{35303}4,000's an open man.|You know that.
{35305}{35369}You do know how to play, Donald?
{35371}{35484}The reason I've only put in half|is I don't know what I've got.
{35486}{35554}Now, you play or you fold.
{35645}{35671}Fold.
{35673}{35801}Fold? Is that the only word|they taught you at school?.
{35803}{35898}No, they also|taught me the word "cunt".
{36025}{36066}Whoa, whoa, Kenny!
{36068}{36118}What are you doing?
{36120}{36205}I am trying to find out|where they keep their money!
{36239}{36317}You twat. Can't you see|they've got no money?
{36319}{36365}They can't even afford|new furniture.
{36367}{36420}We've got the guns.|What's the matter?
{36422}{36490}Every time we do a job,|you burn people's feet.
{36492}{36529}What's wrong with you?
{36778}{36866}You wanna be more careful,|old fella. You nearly took
{36868}{36907}my man's head off with that.
{36909}{36961}You all right, Kenny?
{37043}{37086}Kenny?
{37148}{37202}Ten grand, blind.
{37282}{37313}Twenty grand, open.
{37343}{37395}Deep end, eh?
{37433}{37467}Fold.
{37904}{37941}Gotcha!
{38245}{38298}Twenty grand, open.
{38338}{38382}I fold.
{38416}{38475}Don't spend that|all at once, boy.
{38629}{38671}Bloody 'ell!
{38673}{38712}What?
{38714}{38760}You said there'd|be no staff, Barry.
{38762}{38807}Did you get those guns?
{38809}{38856}You wanna see|what they did to poor Gary!
{38893}{38938}Gary, Gary!
{38940}{39001}I said, did you get those guns?
{39003}{39050}Yes, we got them!
{39052}{39118}Good. I'll speak to you later.
{39166}{39232}Fuckin' scouse cunts.
{39234}{39291}Gary, if you can hear me,
{39293}{39344}get back in the car now, mate.
{39346}{39391}Barry... Barry!
{39456}{39525}Fucking, sodding,|shandy-drinking bastard!
{39564}{39602}' "Liar Liar"|by The Castaways
{39604}{39645}' Liar liar, pants on fire
{39647}{39737}' Your nose is longer|than a telephone wire
{39823}{39909}' Been out all night|Know you've been bad
{39911}{39994}' Don't tell me different|I know it's a lie
{39996}{40058}' Come to me, honey|See how I cry
{40128}{40212}' Why must you hurt me?|Do what you do?
{40214}{40305}' Listen here, girl|Can't you see I love you?
{40307}{40376}' Make a little effort|Try to be true
{40378}{40444}' I will be happy|Not so blue
{40787}{40866}' Liar liar, pants on fire
{40868}{40929}' Your nose is longer|than a telephone wire
{40931}{40990}' You keep on|telling me those lies
{40992}{41091}' Still going out|with other guys '
{41093}{41155}Give me my money!|You fucking slags!
{41260}{41294}Give me my money!
{41296}{41337}Give me back my money!
{41339}{41370}Give it back!
{41372}{41440}Wankers! Wankers!
{41553}{41625}Come on, you. Not now, please.
{41627}{41675}You fucking bastard!
{41819}{41899}Fuck...you bastard.
{41926}{41971}Oh, my good God!
{41973}{42021}We'll take you to the cleaners!
{42245}{42291}Twenty grand open.
{42335}{42373}Thirty thousand.
{42375}{42448}Back to you, Ready Eddie.
{42480}{42521}Fifty grand.
{42575}{42628}Eighty grand.
{42658}{42700}0ne hundred grand.
{42702}{42779}Whoa, whoa, whoa.|Look, fellas, I know...
{42781}{42809}I know you're not in,
{42811}{42859}which means no one cares|what you know.
{42908}{42948}Two hundred and fifty.
{43032}{43083}That's quite a raise.
{43085}{43171}That's one hundred and fifty|on my one hundred.
{43173}{43245}Yeah. Is there anything else|you want to say?
{43288}{43356}As you know, this puts us|in an awkward position.
{43383}{43435}I don't have enough|to continue.
{43437}{43531}We'll have to see your cards|if no one loans Eddie the money.
{43533}{43590}It's a loan|or we see both your cards.
{43740}{43779}I will.
{43843}{43885}You will what?
{43917}{43974}I will loan you the money.
{44055}{44127}No, I think I'd rather|just turn 'em over.
{44129}{44201}I'm not interested|in what you would rather.
{44203}{44254}I wanna keep going.
{44256}{44321}I'm also offering you the money.
{44323}{44401}We don't have to turn 'em over|because you can borrow.
{44451}{44523}I need two hundred|and fifty grand.
{44525}{44624}No, you need five hundred|grand to see me.
{44661}{44698}That's if I wanna see you.
{44700}{44770}You're gonna have a problem|carrying on, ain't ya?
{44829}{44878}I'll see you.
{44961}{45013}For half a million?
{45015}{45101}Unless you're gonna|accept twenty quid.
{45103}{45164}You've still got|a sense of humour.
{45166}{45284}It's not monkey-nuts, son.|You can still fold.
{45358}{45402}I'll see you.
{45419}{45524}0K, before I loan you this,|I expect -
{45526}{45574}if you lose, of course -
{45576}{45632}my money back within a week.
{45634}{45725}Crystal?. That's Sunday, 0K?
{46379}{46423}Is that it?
{46425}{46495}Now let's see his fucking cards.
{46831}{46880}' "I Wanna Be Your Dog"|by The Stooges
{46882}{46977}' So messed up I want you here
{47070}{47171}' In my room I want you here
{47254}{47362}' Now we're gonna be|face to face
{47452}{47556}' And I'll lay right down|in my favourite place
{47650}{47721}' And now I wanna be your dog
{47723}{47834}' And now I wanna be your dog
{47836}{47931}' And now I wanna be your dog '
{48111}{48154}' Well, come on! '
{48217}{48275}Hello, boy.|Feeling a bit poorly?
{48277}{48332}I know your friends
{48334}{48401}are responsible|for most of the cash...
{48403}{48471}so I'm gonna give you|one week to find it.
{48473}{48540}0therwise I will take a finger
{48542}{48611}off each of you|and your friends' hands
{48613}{48690}for every day that passes|without payment.
{48692}{48770}When you've|run out of digits -
{48772}{48833}your dad's bar,|and who knows what then.
{48835}{48874}All right, my son?
{48938}{48986}' "Why Did You Do It?"|by Stretch
{48988}{49106}' I've been thinking|about what you have done to me
{49108}{49227}' The damage is much deeper|than you'll ever see
{49229}{49296}' Hit me like a hammer|to my head '
{49298}{49345}This doesn't look good.
{49451}{49523}'He explained the unfortunate|position they were in.
{49525}{49606}'Harry would start sizing up|all their fingers in a week.
{49608}{49686}'He knew there was no way Ed|could settle that debt alone.
{49688}{49764}'Harry saw it|as their money on the table,
{49766}{49842}'so it was their debt|off the table.
{49844}{49925}'Ed could've kissed|the old bastard for that.
{49927}{49974}'If he said he wanted|to settle the debt on his own,
{49976}{50015}'it would have been a lie.'
{50017}{50111}I wish he would've|let me settle it.
{50172}{50251}- I'm gonna kill him!|- Stop fucking about.
{50253}{50336}Think about what|we're gonna do. Sit down.
{50443}{50491}What's all the fuss|about Harry?
{50493}{50540}Why don't we|boycott the payment?
{50611}{50674}Let me tell you|about Hatchet Harry.
{50676}{50789}This geezer, Smithy|Robinson, worked for Harry.
{50791}{50853}It was rumoured|that he was on the take.
{50855}{50908}Harry's invited Smithy round|for an explanation.
{50910}{50974}Smithy didn't|do a very good job.
{50976}{51011}Within a minute...
{51013}{51047}Harry's lost his rag.
{51049}{51108}Reached out for the nearest|thing at hand -
{51110}{51170}which happened to be|a 15-inch black rubber cock.
{51172}{51268}He then proceeded to batter|poor Smithy to death with it.
{51355}{51428}That was seen as|a pleasant way to go.
{51430}{51522}Hence Hatchet Harry|is a man you pay if you owe.
{51585}{51648}Don't worry,|I'll think of something.
{51665}{51775}' I've been thinking|about what you have done to me
{51777}{51875}' Images much deeper|than you'll ever see
{51901}{52004}' Hit me like|a hammer to my head
{52006}{52098}' I wonder were you pushed|or were you led?
{52140}{52195}' Why did you do it?
{52197}{52266}' Why did you do|that thing to me? '
{52355}{52438}Golf - the best way|to spoil a good walk.
{52613}{52669}Winston Churchill said that.
{52671}{52730}I say it's a dog-eat-dog world.
{52732}{52805}And I got|bigger teeth than you two.
{52859}{52923}I think our friend is trying|to tell us something.
{52925}{53005}0r should I take|another swing to make sure?
{53007}{53040}Give me a five iron, John.
{53042}{53078}Certainly, Dog.
{53159}{53195}Now, keep still.
{53412}{53474}Is there something|you'd like to tell us?
{53515}{53568}- The fireplace.|- Shut it, you idiot...
{53606}{53659}You were saying?
{53661}{53749}It's in the fireplace.|Pull it out. It's in the bottom.
{53751}{53791}It's in the fireplace, Frank.
{53793}{53870}Pull it out. It's in the bottom.
{53872}{53943}Dog, I think you want|to have a look at this!
{54024}{54075}You gonna let me down now?
{54077}{54132}No, I'm not|finished with you yet.
{54134}{54172}Steel.
{54237}{54293}Help! Help!
{54424}{54465}0h, Dog.
{54608}{54683}Who the hell's that?|It's only 12 o'clock.
{54685}{54770}Use the cage,|that's what it's there for.
{54881}{54913}Who is it?
{55058}{55130}We have got security|for a reason, Willie.
{55132}{55213}Chill, Winston. It's only Plank.
{55264}{55330}This weed's getting|quite a rep, fellas.
{55332}{55360}Easy.
{55386}{55420}Jesus!
{55422}{55461}Never saw you there.
{55463}{55515}Hello, love,|enjoying yourself?
{55552}{55587}Is she compos?
{55589}{55629}What do you think?
{55699}{55729}Boo!
{55731}{55775}Fuck me!
{55777}{55823}Clean that up, Charles.
{55825}{55882}Sod you, you clean it up.
{55884}{55978}Sorry, fellas, that stupid cow|scared the life out of me!
{55980}{56073}Never mind. Can you just|sit down, stay out the way?
{56146}{56202}How much is it you want?
{56204}{56260}I'm...after an half weight.
{56290}{56371}That's 1,500.|Pass the scales, Willie.
{56416}{56456}Give us some gear, J.
{56555}{56638}Any chance of actually|seeing the...money?
{56857}{56917}The odds are 100-1.
{56919}{56979}All we need is five grand.
{56981}{57058}I'd rather put my money|on a three-legged rockin' horse.
{57060}{57170}Those odds are 100-1 for a good|reason, Bacon - it won't win!
{57172}{57246}- Where's Eddie?|- Where do you think?
{57248}{57324}The bottom of a bottle,|has been for two days.
{57326}{57420}- It's hit him hard.|- It's hit us all hard!
{57422}{57485}He's got to tell his dad|he's about to lose his bar.
{57487}{57524}Listen to this one.
{57526}{57598}You start a company - "Arse|Ticklers Faggots Fan Club".
{57600}{57681}- You what?|- Put an advert in a gay mag,
{57683}{57779}advertising the latest|in arse-intruding dildos.
{57781}{57830}You sell it with...
{57832}{57903}"Does what no other|dildo can do until now.
{57905}{57960}"The latest and greatest|in sexual technology.
{57962}{58004}"Guaranteed results."|All that bollocks.
{58006}{58074}These dils cost 25 quid a pop -
{58076}{58146}a snip for the pleasure|they'll give the recipients.
{58148}{58219}They send their cheques|to the other company name.
{58221}{58333}Not offensive, "Bobby's Bits"|or something, for 25 quid.
{58335}{58397}You stick it in the bank|until it clears.
{58399}{58441}This is the smart bit.
{58443}{58537}You send back the cheque|for 25 pound
{58539}{58582}from the other company name -
{58584}{58637}"Arse Ticklers Faggots|Fan Club" - saying we're sorry,
{58639}{58745}we couldn't get supplies from|America - they ran out of stock.
{58747}{58814}You see how many people|cash that cheque.
{58844}{58886}Not a single soul.
{58888}{58983}Who wants their bank manager|to know they tickle arse?
{59010}{59073}How long do you|have to wait for a return?
{59075}{59120}< Probably|no more than four weeks.
{59122}{59261}What good is that if we need it|in six - no, five days?
{59284}{59322}Well, it's still a good idea.
{59348}{59394}All right, I got one.
{59462}{59517}Look, he set us up,
{59530}{59595}which means he put money in.
{59597}{59653}Which means|he expects money out.
{59655}{59718}Don't have to be an economist|to work that out.
{59720}{59812}He may know we smoke a lot,|burn a bit of profit,
{59814}{59856}but he can't have any idea
{59858}{59911}how much hard currency|we've accumulated.
{59913}{60006}I don't know. Do you know?
{60008}{60096}We can just...|slice it off the top.
{60098}{60176}You guys have got|to realise who this chap is.
{60178}{60267}He might look a bit silly,|but he's a fucking lunatic.
{60269}{60352}If he gets an inkling we're not|throwing straight dice,
{60354}{60385}we're gonna know
{60387}{60480}what the sharp side|of a kebab knife feels like.
{60482}{60601}Yeah, but we're in this|for the cash however it comes.
{60603}{60642}So you know these geezers well?.
{60644}{60729}Well enough - I bought|gear off 'em for years.
{60731}{60812}- What they like, then?|- Poofs! Nothing heavy.
{60814}{60888}Four public school boys,|soft as shite.
{60890}{60950}And you keep all the money.
{60952}{61001}I've heard some|stupid fuckin' ideas
{61003}{61065}but yours makes|Bacon's sound inspired.
{61716}{61781}They ponce around|in hippy clothes all day
{61783}{61848}talking bollocks - they're|just good at growing weed.
{61850}{61911}Business got bigger|than what they can handle.
{61913}{61964}They can't all be stupid.
{61966}{62060}They got a container load|of cash in shoe boxes,
{62062}{62094}they sell class A gear -
{62096}{62161}someone sensible|must be involved.
{62163}{62203}What about security?
{62205}{62264}There's a gate they never lock.
{62266}{62343}What d'you mean never lock?|Why've they got it, then?
{62345}{62409}I must've been there 50 times -|it's never locked.
{62411}{62476}They're not suspicious. Everyone|that goes there's a toff.
{62478}{62513}They're into that karma crap -
{62515}{62565}"I don't harm nobody,|nobody harms me."
{62567}{62623}No way they can get back to you?
{62625}{62682}They'd be too scared -|I'm a geezer.
{62684}{62745}Got no muscle - gutless faggots.
{62795}{62838}Fancy one?
{62840}{62887}If you're so fuckin' clever,
{62889}{62946}why don't you come up|with a suggestion?
{62948}{63031}Look, I'm thinking, all right?|I am thinking.
{63057}{63104}We're gonna be here|all night, then.
{63106}{63172}Is Big Chris on his way?
{63174}{63234}He should be here any minute.
{63236}{63309}I think you're making|a big mistake, Harry.
{63311}{63399}That is a lot of money|for Chris to be after.
{63401}{63478}Who the fuck are you|to question my judgement?
{63480}{63546}What d'you know|about Big Chris, eh?
{63548}{63671}Put Big Chris on a job and he|will get it done no matter what.
{63673}{63772}His dad used to collect debts,|and his dad before that.
{63774}{63842}And that monster of a boy will|after he's gone.
{63844}{63888}'The Almighty himself
{63890}{63948}'requested them|to collect debts for eternity,
{63950}{64026}'and not to fear knockin'|on 0ld Nick's door himself
{64028}{64079}'if he was behind|on his payment.
{64115}{64178}'And he's never nicked|a nicker in his life.'
{64180}{64265}Straight as an arrow and strong|as the bow that fired it.
{64295}{64378}If you dropped a tenner,|he'd search till he found you.
{64408}{64490}'There is a problem,|he isn't stable.
{64518}{64588}'Heaven protect anybody|who touches that boy.
{64590}{64652}'Not that that boy|needs protecting.'
{64798}{64868}What's all the flapping?|You told the old man yet?
{64870}{64923}Hoping I won't need to.
{64925}{64992}I've got a plan.|Listen carefully.
{65284}{65336}- Hello, boys.|- Harry.
{65338}{65389}Do you want a drink?
{65391}{65438}Hello, my son.|D'you want a lolly?
{65440}{65482}Piss off, you nonce.
{65484}{65529}0i, watch it!
{65545}{65614}No, thanks, Harry.|We're both all right.
{65616}{65656}Nice shooter.
{65658}{65718}0ne of a pair -|Holland and Holland.
{65720}{65763}D'you wanna hold it?
{65765}{65810}Not my thing, thanks, Harry.
{65812}{65870}Business good?|I imagine that's why I'm here.
{65872}{65942}Four young fellas got in deeper|than they could handle.
{65944}{66001}They owe me|half a million pound.
{66003}{66077}- How much?|- Half a million.
{66112}{66191}Well, what d'you|want us to do about it?
{66217}{66252}Hit the fuckers.
{66303}{66353}I know it sounds a bit strong,
{66355}{66434}but it's not as if|we're doing anything illegal.
{66436}{66503}I dunno how you|reached that conclusion.
{66505}{66601}They can't report they've had|their drugs and money nicked.
{66603}{66677}- How heavy are they?|- Don't look all that.
{66679}{66733}Hitler didn't look all that.
{66735}{66805}All right, but we|are in the soup here
{66807}{66861}and this is a silver spoon.
{66863}{66965}And it's not as if we've got|all the time in the world. Dig?
{66991}{67027}I'm game.
{67069}{67101}Me too.
{67153}{67187}0h, God!
{67189}{67308}Right. We hit 'em|as soon as they come back.
{67310}{67370}We'll be prepared. Waiting.
{67405}{67449}And they're armed.
{67451}{67495}What was that? Armed?
{67497}{67575}What d'you mean armed?|Armed with what?
{67577}{67651}Bad breath, colourful language,|feather duster?
{67653}{67690}What do you think|they'll be armed with?
{67692}{67736}Guns, you tit!
{67738}{67799}You never said|anything about guns.
{67801}{67862}A minute ago, this was|the safest job in the world.
{67864}{67915}Now it's turning into|a bad day in Bosnia!
{67917}{67979}Soap, stop being such a mincer.
{67981}{68064}- I've thought about that and...|- And what, exactly?
{68066}{68177}All we have to do is find out|who's carrying 'em.
{68179}{68259}They could all be carrying 'em|for what we know.
{68261}{68344}No. 0nly one of 'em carries|them going to the job.
{68346}{68439}I assume the same one|will carry 'em back.
{68441}{68472}< You assume?
{68474}{68568}What is it - assumption|is the brother of all fuck-ups?
{68570}{68610}It's the mother of all fuck-ups!
{68612}{68661}Brother, mother,|any other sucker.
{68663}{68714}It don't make any difference.
{68716}{68850}They're still fucking guns and|they still fire fucking bullets!
{68852}{68967}Soap, if you have a better idea|how to get £500,000
{68969}{69033}in the next few days,|let us know.
{69060}{69101}In the meantime, Tom,
{69103}{69174}talk to Nick the Bubble|about shifting the weed.
{69314}{69376}- Weed?|- No, it's not normal weed.
{69378}{69444}It's fucked-up skunk, Class A,
{69446}{69496}"I can't think|let alone move" shit.
{69498}{69533}Doesn't sound|very good to me.
{69535}{69603}Neither me - depends|what flicks your switch.
{69605}{69690}The light is on and burning|brightly for the masses.
{69692}{69735}Anyway, do you know anyone?
{69737}{69786}I know a man, yes.
{69815}{69875}Rory Breaker.
{69877}{69971}The madman with an afro? I don't|want anything to do with him.
{69973}{70050}You won't have to.|Just get me a sample.
{70052}{70105}No can do.
{70107}{70182}What's that -|a place near Kathmandu?
{70184}{70216}Meet me half-way, mate.
{70218}{70269}It's all completely|chicken soup.
{70271}{70346}- It's what?|- It's kosher...as Christmas.
{70348}{70403}Jews don't|celebrate Christmas, Tom.
{70405}{70471}Never mind that.|I'm gonna need some artillery.
{70473}{70520}Coupla sawn-off shotguns.
{70522}{70583}A bit heavy. This is London,|not the Lebanon.
{70585}{70624}Who d'you think I am?
{70626}{70689}I think you're Nick the Greek.
{70691}{70739}Hold those two.
{70766}{70852}I don't normally have|anything to do with weed.
{70854}{70908}But if it is what he says,
{70910}{71010}I'll take it off him for|three and a half grand a key.
{71012}{71060}If it is what he says.
{71062}{71108}I don't want to see it|after a sample,
{71110}{71166}I don't want to touch it|after a sample.
{71168}{71233}I'll leave you in the capable|hands of Nathan here.
{71235}{71289}He'll sort out the details.
{71291}{71344}Just let me tell you|one thing...
{71459}{71521}If the milk turns out|to be sour,
{71523}{71585}I ain't the kind|of pussy to drink it.
{71638}{71673}D'you know what I mean?
{71822}{71867}Rory Breaker.
{71869}{71962}I know Rory. He's not|to be underestimated.
{71964}{72009}He's a funny-looking|fucker, I know.
{72011}{72086}You've got to look past the hair|and cute cuddly thing.
{72088}{72128}It's a deceptive façade.
{72162}{72260}A few nights ago|his roger iron busted.
{72262}{72361}He's gone down the battle|cruiser to watch the football.
{72363}{72436}No one's watching the custard,|so he switches the channel.
{72438}{72498}A fat geezer's north opens.
{72500}{72584}He wanders up|and turns the Liza over.
{72586}{72637}"Fuck off and watch it|somewhere else."
{72639}{72689}He knows claret is imminent,
{72691}{72737}but he doesn't|want to miss the game.
{72739}{72832}Calm as a coma, picks up|the fire extinguisher,
{72834}{72910}walks past the jam rolls|ready for action
{72912}{72955}and plonks it outside|the entrance.
{72957}{73035}He orders an Aristotle|of the most ping-pong tiddly
{73037}{73128}in the nuclear sub|and switches back to his footer.
{73130}{73182}"That's fucking it,"|says the geezer.
{73184}{73250}"That's fucking what?"|says Rory.
{73252}{73325}He gobs out a mouthful of booze,|covering Fatty.
{73327}{73393}He flicks a flaming match|into his bird's nest
{73395}{73449}and the geezer's lit up|like a leaking gas pipe.
{73451}{73514}Rory, unfazed,|turns back to his game.
{73516}{73593}His team's won, too. Four nil.
{73973}{74059}0i! Is your hair supposed|to look like that?
{74061}{74132}- All right, short stuff.|- Never mind short stuff.
{74134}{74223}Next time we do a job like this,|we want more money.
{74225}{74286}0r we're going back|to post offices. Fuck that!
{74288}{74321}Where's the others?
{74356}{74388}There was no others.
{74390}{74445}Stop fucking around.|The others - the old ones.
{74447}{74478}I don't know what you mean.
{74480}{74540}There were two old guns.|Where are they now?
{74542}{74584}Not in the cabinet.
{74586}{74660}There were some old hammer-lock|muskets the butler was carrying.
{74662}{74750}- They were ours. We sold them.|- Unsell them!
{74752}{74803}We had to sell them.|We needed the money.
{74805}{74862}I am not fucking interested.
{74864}{74946}If you don't wanna be counting|the fingers you haven't got,
{74948}{75017}or sharing a bed|with the Antichrist,
{75019}{75083}I want those guns. Quick!
{75115}{75154}All right, Barry.
{75156}{75237}Calm down.|We'll get them, all right?
{75239}{75336}Now fuck off, you scouse cunts.
{76353}{76451}Jesus! If I pick 'em up,|will they stay in one piece?
{76453}{76495}Where'd you get them?
{76497}{76551}I got contacts. Listen, Tom -
{76553}{76659}you point them at me, I'll shit|myself or do whatever you say.
{76661}{76703}Either way, you get|the desired effect.
{76705}{76768}They look very nice, I agree.
{76770}{76819}They're lacking in criminal|credibility, ain't they?
{76821}{76898}I might get laughed at.|How much d'you want for these?
{76900}{76942}700 each.
{76944}{77012}What - a pound for every year|they been about?
{77014}{77090}They're antiques, but I ain't|paying antique prices.
{77157}{77190}Bit long, ain't they?
{77192}{77240}Sawn-offs are out.
{77242}{77307}People want a bit|more range these days.
{77309}{77401}Range? I don't wanna blow|the arse out of this country,
{77403}{77489}but I don't want anyone|blowing a raspberry either.
{77491}{77538}I want to look...fucking mean.
{77540}{77590}0f course you'll look mean.
{77592}{77634}You'll look really scary.
{77636}{77696}Enough. What about|this geezer who sells drugs?
{77698}{77745}Rory Breaker's standing by.
{77747}{77833}You stand to make a lot|of money, tubby Tommy.
{77956}{78022}< I understand|this has come as a shock.
{78024}{78075}Let me tell you|how this can be resolved
{78077}{78123}by you, the good father.
{78125}{78167}Go on.
{78169}{78246}- He likes your bar.|- Yes.
{78248}{78306}He wants your bar.
{78308}{78381}And?
{78383}{78440}D'you want me|to draw you a picture?
{78442}{78527}Look, that boy doesn't know|his arsehole from his earhole.
{78529}{78612}This is my bar. It's got|nothing to do with him.
{78614}{78655}What, and I care?
{78657}{78708}Remember, you have|the luxurious advantage
{78710}{78770}of being able to sustain|your son's life.
{78772}{78818}You do have a reputation -
{78820}{78872}so I'll choose my words|very carefully.
{78874}{78941}You tell Harry|to go fuck himself.
{78943}{79002}Whew...
{79004}{79099}Careful, JD, you'll give Harry|another heart attack.
{79158}{79208}Now...
{79292}{79339}I'll put that down to shock.
{79341}{79377}0nly once.
{79379}{79507}0nly once can I, or shall I,|let you get away with that.
{79509}{79589}Your son's got three days|to find half a mill.
{79591}{79669}Make up your mind|which you prefer -
{79671}{79765}your bar...or your son.
{79921}{79987}There's nothin'|to worry about, it's easy.
{79989}{80060}No such thing|as easy in my experience.
{80062}{80151}If you think it's gonna|be easy, you're a prick.
{80153}{80254}It might be easier than most,|but it's not gonna be easy.
{80367}{80432}What's that idiot|doing next door?
{80434}{80487}Right, we use your van.
{80489}{80585}There's stairs up to this place|so we'll stick out.
{80587}{80617}Plank goes in first.
{80619}{80696}There's a cage, but it's never|locked, is it, Plank?
{80698}{80764}- Never.|- It don't wanna be.
{80766}{80861}0nce he's set,|he gets the rest of us in.
{80863}{80960}We'll get nasty,|shit 'em up, gag 'em, whatever.
{80962}{81019}These wankers shouldn't|give us any problems.
{81021}{81104}Like any cowboys - there'll|be a few tools lying around.
{81106}{81194}When the job's done, we come|straight back here and unload.
{81196}{81244}And Robert's|your father's brother.
{81246}{81295}Everyone savvy?
{81297}{81337}Sweet.
{81339}{81392}We'll do it|tomorrow at eight.
{81394}{81472}These slags like|to lie in bed till midday.
{81474}{81564}Lowest ebb and all that.|That's the way I like it.
{81566}{81610}Jesus!
{81645}{81695}Don't worry, we can manage this.
{81697}{81760}And what do you want me to do?
{81762}{81827}I don't know.|Turn up and look mean.
{81829}{81891}What d'you mean, look mean?
{81893}{81940}You know, growl a bit.
{81942}{82018}Just look as if you know|what you're doing.
{82020}{82070}I can do better than that.
{82118}{82167}Have a look at these.
{82192}{82260}What are we supposed|to do with these?
{82297}{82346}Put them on your head, stupid.
{82348}{82393}Christ!
{82395}{82459}If you think|I'm turning up clean-shaven
{82461}{82537}and greet them with a grin,|you've got another thing coming.
{82539}{82582}These fellas|are your neighbours.
{82584}{82688}I thought it might be a good|idea to disguise ourselves.
{82690}{82771}Right...er, good thinking,|Soap. Well done.
{82791}{82845}I brought weapons as well.
{82847}{82893}What do you mean weapons?
{82949}{82993}These.
{82995}{83040}Jesus!
{83042}{83095}Let's keep 'em covered up.
{83139}{83177}Couldn't you get|anything bigger?
{83224}{83269}What, like that?
{83296}{83329}What d'you think?
{83362}{83399}I think you need help.
{83435}{83495}Bar steward, can we have|a coupla drinks, please.
{83497}{83543}Have you seen your dad?
{83545}{83599}Hatchet sent|one of his men round.
{83601}{83653}0h, shit. When?
{83688}{83722}Crazy.
{83961}{84066}A good few years ago, your dad|and Harry played brag together.
{84068}{84193}Now, JD is a better player|but Harry is a shit and a cheat.
{84195}{84322}This game went on for two days,|until your dad lost everything.
{84324}{84440}But Harry wanted more. He wanted|to put your dad deep in debt,
{84442}{84566}so he plays on and on|until the stakes are a joke.
{84568}{84615}Harry's got some scam goin' on,
{84617}{84694}wants to put JD|in trouble for years.
{84696}{84858}Harry turns over and he's got|next to unbeatable cards.
{84860}{84977}Everyone falls over|'cause they all hate Harry.
{84979}{85089}JD starts to weep,|it's a real mess.
{85091}{85180}Harry starts laughin', cheerin',|doin' a little jig
{85182}{85236}and he turns JD's cards over.
{85238}{85331}JD by this time|is cryin' proper tears,
{85333}{85388}this is next to pathetic.
{85414}{85587}We see the cards, he's got three|threes, the best possible cards!
{85589}{85692}And the only time|I have ever seen them.
{85694}{85793}JD continues to cry, but now|it doesn't seem so pathetic.
{85795}{85868}Harry...he's had a heart attack!
{85992}{86050}JD bought this place|with the profits
{86052}{86128}and he's never|played cards since.
{86130}{86223}Harry's been looking to get|revenge for all those years.
{86225}{86312}You've just given him his cue.
{86314}{86386}If Harry don't kill you,|your father will.
{86388}{86462}He is not a happy chappy, Ed.
{86618}{86658}Yes?
{86660}{86708}It's happening tomorrow morning.
{86710}{86791}No fuckin' about, Ed,|get back here now.
{86902}{86972}Where'd you get these,|a fucking museum?
{86974}{87014}Nick the Greek.
{87045}{87101}How much did you part with?
{87103}{87131}700 for the pair.
{87133}{87179}Drachmas, I hope.
{87181}{87243}I'd feel safer|with a chicken drumstick.
{87245}{87293}These are gonna do|more harm than good.
{87354}{87410}Jesus, Tom. Do these work?
{87412}{87500}I don't know. Look nice, though.|I rather like 'em.
{87502}{87566}That's top of priorities,|that is.
{87568}{87657}Ladies, back to more important|issues, if you don't mind.
{87659}{87754}We've only got two real guns -|apparently that's what they are.
{87756}{87805}So we find a good place|to hide next door.
{87807}{87890}We wait till it's the right|time, then jack-in-the-box,
{87892}{87987}look nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em|in gaffer tape, nick their van,
{87989}{88061}swap the gear into the new van|and bring it back.
{88063}{88133}As long as we're out|of our hiding places quickly,
{88135}{88195}it's the last thing|you'd expect.
{88197}{88291}If Tom or anyone else feels|like giving 'em a kicking,
{88293}{88342}I'm sure it won't do any harm.
{88344}{88427}Yeah, little bit of pain|never hurt anybody.
{88429}{88489}If you know what I mean.
{88491}{88587}Also, I think knives|are a good idea.
{88589}{88637}Big, fuck-off shiny ones.
{88639}{88711}0nes that look like|they could skin a crocodile.
{88713}{88805}Knives are good because|they don't make any noise.
{88807}{88887}The less noise they make, the|more likely we are to use 'em.
{88889}{88937}Shit 'em right up.
{88939}{88994}Makes it look|like we're serious.
{88996}{89070}Guns for show, knives for a pro.
{89129}{89202}Soap, is there something|we should know about you?
{89204}{89288}I'm not sure what's more|worrying, the job or your past.
{89356}{89396}Come on, girls.
{89732}{89800}Where the fuck are they going?|Shift a piano?
{89802}{89860}I thought this was meant|to be a robbery.
{89862}{89915}Where'd they get those outfits?
{89917}{89980}Not a bad idea, that.
{90010}{90116}Come on, you fucking jellyheads,|move it!
{90118}{90185}You've been up two hours,|you should've got somewhere.
{90187}{90262}The money and the gear's|gotta be out by 12.
{90302}{90339}Who's that?
{90394}{90501}Don't open the door until you've|used that cage. I'm serious.
{90510}{90551}Find out who it is first.
{90553}{90601}Hello, can I help you?
{90603}{90655}All right, it's Plank.|Is Willie there?
{90657}{90731}No, I'm afraid he's not.|He's out at the moment.
{90733}{90796}Perhaps you can help.
{90798}{90865}Perhaps I can't,|if you know what I mean.
{90867}{90956}If you could open the door so|I could talk without shouting.
{90958}{91000}I can't help you, Plank.
{91002}{91063}You'll find|it's in your interest.
{91065}{91102}Hold on, 0K?
{91104}{91204}Willie, it's Plank for you.|He says it's in our interest.
{91206}{91267}I don't care if it's|King-fucking-Kong,
{91269}{91322}he's not coming in here,|not today.
{91324}{91421}Hold on. We are in business|and...correct me if I'm wrong
{91423}{91470}but that is business.
{91472}{91552}Corrected. That's a walking|accident we can do without.
{91554}{91645}Jesus. He's 0K... He knows|only to buy weights now.
{91647}{91705}We're looking at at least|a couple of thou'.
{91707}{91765}What do you think, Winston?
{91767}{91831}This is the last time.|All right?
{91833}{91906}You and the money|are going out the back.
{91908}{91956}If he knows you're here,|he'll be all day.
{91958}{92007}Just clear this shit up!
{92009}{92044}What, now?
{92046}{92136}Yes! Now! Just get rid|of him quick.
{92138}{92201}All right. Just coming.
{92271}{92328}What the fuck is he doing?
{92396}{92477}Come on, I can't wait|out here all day!
{92479}{92527}Just coming.
{92657}{92719}I thought you was gonna|leave me out there all day.
{92721}{92773}I didn't know you were|a removals man, Plank.
{92775}{92844}Lives and learns, don't ya?|Keep the gates locked now?
{92846}{92921}Ya, sorry. Gotta|do business like this now.
{92923}{92979}Can't be too careful these days.
{92981}{93017}I know.
{93019}{93089}Say a word, the right ear goes,|another, your left!
{93091}{93165}- What are you doing, Plank?|- What do you think?
{93167}{93211}Hang on, what are you doing?
{93213}{93278}Unlock the gate!|Unlock the fucking gate!
{93280}{93344}That's it. Go, go, go!|Fucking move!
{93470}{93504}What the fuck's going on?
{93506}{93538}Hang on, I've got the keys.
{93535}{93587}The gate's locked.
{93589}{93633}I don't believe|the fucking gate's locked.
{93635}{93672}What you done to Fauntleroy?
{93674}{93712}I didn't touch him.|He passed out.
{93714}{93776}Shut the door!|D'you want the world to see?
{93846}{93890}What's going on down there?
{93944}{93977}Shit!
{94134}{94222}Charles, get the rifle out.
{94224}{94280}We're being fucked.
{94282}{94320}It must be this one.
{94322}{94380}Hold that gun.|Plank, give me the keys.
{94382}{94439}Don't point that at my bollocks!
{94441}{94535}Planks of wood. I'm working|with fucking planks of wood.
{94537}{94629}Shit! What the fuck is that?
{94631}{94671}What the fuck's that?
{94673}{94715}It's my Bren gun.
{94717}{94767}Haven't you got something|more practical?
{94806}{94880}Don't none of you slags move.|I'll kill the lot of you!
{94882}{94939}Who you gonna kill, Plank?|There's no one there.
{95019}{95084}Aaagh! They fucking shot me!
{95086}{95122}Well, shoot 'em back.
{95185}{95284}Jesus, Plank! Couldn't you get|smokeless cartridges?
{95286}{95335}Shit, I've been shot.
{95337}{95410}I don't believe this. Could|everyone stop getting shot?
{95412}{95501}John, sit down and patch|yourself up, you tart!
{95503}{95551}It's a fucking air rifle!
{95704}{95790}- What the fuck was that?|- The Bren gun.
{95792}{95850}Fire that gun again,|you're a dead man.
{95852}{95930}No ifs, no buts,|you're a dead man!
{95932}{96004}I've got bollock ache with this.|Where's my fucking gun?
{96108}{96225}Now I've got your attention.|Firstly, I'll blow his toes off.
{96297}{96336}There go his toes.
{96338}{96426}If you want me out of here,|open the fucking gate
{96428}{96485}or I'm gonna blow his leg off!
{96487}{96545}They're gonna kill us|if we do, man.
{96547}{96657}Poor J'll certainly get it|if we don't. He's serious.
{96659}{96714}I'm losing patience.|Hurry up, girls!
{96716}{96762}It's all fucking right!
{96805}{96878}Willie, he doesn't know|you're here...
{96880}{96936}Sort something out.
{97234}{97305}And all your friends,|there's a good lad.
{97307}{97394}- There's only three of us here.|- I don't believe you.
{97396}{97503}- I'm gonna blow his leg off.|- There's only three of us!
{97505}{97603}- Plank?|- Yeah, one of 'em's out.
{97668}{97713}0pen the gate.
{98288}{98337}Up, up, up, there's a good lad.
{98768}{98848}John, get them tied up.|Plank, where's the money?
{98850}{98893}In those shoe-boxes.
{99327}{99376}- Where?|- 0ut the back.
{99378}{99435}- And the weed?|- 0ut the back.
{99437}{99517}- Point.|- With what?
{99519}{99576}- Your hands!|- I'm tied up.
{99578}{99645}Nod your head or something.
{99647}{99755}Check it out. Plank,|get Paul out that van lively.
{100114}{100159}Knife.
{100259}{100332}I'm gonna cut him.|Make sure he knows he's dead.
{100334}{100379}How you doing, Mick?
{100381}{100461}How d'you think?|He's nearly chopped my arm off.
{100671}{100713}Jesus Christ.
{100819}{100852}Gordon Bennett.
{100854}{100928}What the fuck's|been going on here?
{100930}{101010}Shut up, you idiot.|It's Hanukkah.
{101012}{101058}Don't just stand there.
{101060}{101110}Can you fit it all in? >
{101112}{101219}There's a lot...I can't|get Epping Forest in my van.
{101257}{101302}Bollocks to can't.
{101304}{101394}You'll fit it all in|if you have to make two trips.
{101509}{101561}Bollocks!
{101597}{101688}If you don't move it,|we will move it.
{101690}{101764}- I'll only be a minute.|- You've already been 15.
{101766}{101839}- Come and have a look.|- At what, exactly?
{101841}{101918}- The van's half full.|- So?
{101920}{102017}All I've got to do|is fill it up, put you in it...
{102019}{102049}What?
{102108}{102157}..and I'm off.
{102350}{102418}Can you carry|more than one bag this time?
{102420}{102522}- I can't. My neck, Dog.|- How many more bags?
{102524}{102581}< Just a couple.
{102583}{102636}Mick, you dead yet?
{102676}{102762}I'll be all right. 0nce I've|dealt with that lanky prick.
{102764}{102827}Do it quietly.
{102903}{102967}Time to say "Goodnight, nurse".
{103991}{104062}Where the fuck|did she come from?
{104199}{104250}Tie her up.|We're out of here.
{104331}{104425}Not like that, you idiot.|Give it us here.
{105022}{105068}What you doing, Ed?
{105070}{105104}D'you want one?
{105106}{105170}No, I fucking don't.|You cannot make tea, Edward.
{105172}{105259}The British Empire|was built on cups of tea.
{105261}{105302}And look what happened.
{105304}{105379}If you think I'm going to war|without one, you're mistaken.
{105381}{105423}Going to war with what?
{105425}{105480}Have you forgotten|those guns, you dozy prat?
{105977}{106051}You won't get away with this.
{106082}{106193}- Paul, what's that?|- It's a traffic warden.
{106195}{106265}What's he doing|in the back of the van?
{106267}{106316}He was gonna call the cozzers.
{106343}{106402}Fair enough -|we'll deal with him later.
{106475}{106508}How we doing, Tom?
{106510}{106560}Right as rain.
{106562}{106627}I'm gonna take care of the cabs.
{106629}{106664}Keep us posted.
{106773}{106808}Do you do airports?
{106896}{106938}Where are we gonna hide?
{107006}{107071}Don't complicate things.|Just hide.
{107133}{107176}0w! Fuck!
{107493}{107527}We're on.
{107935}{107981}They weigh a pound or two!
{107983}{108023}Shut up and back up!
{108059}{108103}Spin round, big boy.
{108188}{108223}Fuck!
{108225}{108295}Stay down. Stay down!
{108454}{108520}Tie 'em up. Tape 'em up.|Hands and face.
{108522}{108550}0n the floor!
{108552}{108623}Bend over the fucking desk.
{108762}{108821}Keys. I want keys, now.
{108867}{108909}I'll find ya.
{108911}{108961}'Course you will, sweetheart.
{108963}{108991}I'll find ya.
{108993}{109087}What d'you think this is?|Fucking hide and seek?
{109089}{109133}That one. Search that one.
{109373}{109412}Right, I'll see you|in the van,
{109414}{109463}when you've finished|with handsome.
{109894}{109967}Jesus. That wasn't|too bad, was it?
{110044}{110146}When the bottle in my arse has|contracted, I'll let you know.
{110148}{110232}Bacon, see what we've got.
{110234}{110282}Let's have a butchers.
{110401}{110452}We've hit the jackpot, lads.
{110454}{110547}We've got God knows how much|of this stinking weed.
{110549}{110615}A shitload of cash.
{110667}{110705}And a traffic warden.
{110707}{110741}What?
{110804}{110878}Jesus, Ed.|We got a traffic warden.
{110896}{110939}I think he's still alive.
{110941}{111005}He's got claret|coming out of him somewhere.
{111007}{111058}What did they want|with a traffic warden?
{111060}{111120}I don't know.|I don't think we need him.
{111122}{111167}Knock him out|and dump him at the lights.
{111169}{111224}What d'you mean,|knock him out? With what?
{111226}{111278}Use your imagination.
{111415}{111466}Don't touch him up.|Knock him out.
{111468}{111507}I'll knock you out!
{111509}{111576}You wanna knock him out,|you knock him out.
{111611}{111661}I fucking hate traffic wardens.
{111893}{111999}It's about time you gave my|young friends a visit, Chris.
{112105}{112154}Tomorrow's the day|and mum's the word.
{112156}{112201}I can't have that, can I, Baz?
{112203}{112247}No, Harry, you can't.
{112249}{112303}I mean, it's a liberty.
{112305}{112383}I can't have a liberty taken,|can I, Chris?
{112385}{112430}No, Harry, you can't.
{112432}{112510}I mean, it's enough|to give me the arsehole.
{112564}{112617}I can't have the arsehole,|can I, boys?
{112619}{112668}No, Harry, you can't.
{112670}{112771}Dead, I don't know who they|fuckin' think they can be,
{112773}{112817}that I won't find 'em.
{112819}{112912}I don't give a fuck|who they think they are!
{112914}{113033}I'll kill 'em! I'll fucking|hang, draw and quarter 'em!
{113191}{113255}All right, that's it.|We're done.
{113257}{113307}We're off.
{113309}{113376}Ed, are you sure it's a good|idea taking this back to yours?
{113378}{113450}It's the only place we can,|and the last place they'll look.
{113452}{113520}Anyway, fuck it. The battle|is over and the war is won.
{113522}{113610}Tom, take this to Nick the|Bubble and get rid of it quick.
{113908}{113986}This skunk|is as good as it gets.
{114044}{114153}All right.|We'll take it. Half price.
{114179}{114232}I don't think he'll like that.
{114234}{114305}You said three five a key.|That's a good price.
{114307}{114343}That was yesterday. >
{114345}{114410}Now it's today,|if I'm not mistaken.
{114412}{114491}We'll take it tomorrow.|Half price.
{114493}{114591}If he wants to get rid of it|quick, he'll have to take it.
{114593}{114688}Look, I've got a race coming up,|so if you'd be kind enough...
{114870}{114905}Lenny,
{114907}{114984}take that round to Snow White|and the three little chemists.
{114986}{115035}They should have|a gander at that.
{115037}{115079}I want a second opinion.
{115186}{115259}Hang on a minute, Nathan,|something stinks.
{115261}{115306}Yeah, your fucking aftershave.
{115308}{115348}Fuck you, funny man.
{115381}{115429}For God's sake, help me.
{115431}{115511}I'm in pain.|I'm in so much pain!
{115513}{115564}Go in slowly, Nathan.
{115566}{115614}Fuck you, funny man.|You go first.
{115616}{115651}Get the fuck in there!
{115653}{115731}I want this house searched|for bugs, stripped.
{115733}{115829}Even if there was a bug,|they'd have taken it with 'em.
{115831}{115871}Bit late to start thinking.
{115873}{115944}If it's a possibility,|that's good enough for me.
{115946}{116051}Then I want every slag|this side of Ceylon pulled in
{116053}{116101}and tortured...badly.
{116103}{116160}I want to know|who's responsible for this,
{116162}{116207}otherwise I hold|you responsible.
{116412}{116475}Not a bad day.
{116477}{116542}That pile takes care of Harry.
{116569}{116604}What's left over?
{116606}{116653}Give me half a chance|to count it.
{116704}{116743}What about this gear, then?
{116872}{116969}0h, what, you want|a toke on that?
{116971}{117039}No. I don't want any|of that horrible shit.
{117041}{117093}Can we lock up|and get drunk now, please?
{117095}{117229}Look, we had the gates up, but|they stuck a shotgun through.
{117273}{117322}Poor bloody J got shot.
{117348}{117379}Right mess.
{117409}{117484}It'll be more than your life's|worth if you jest with me.
{117512}{117594}Some girl took one out.|He was in a right two an' eight.
{117620}{117717}We shot one of them...|in the...er, throat.
{117719}{117754}What d'you want, a medal?
{117756}{117833}I'll shoot you|if I don't get my ganja back.
{117869}{117938}The one you shot.|Is he still in there? >
{117940}{117981}No, it was another one.
{117983}{118055}That's more like it.|Where is he?
{118057}{118138}Well, they...they|took him with.
{118140}{118179}He's still, still alive.
{118181}{118262}What did you shoot him with?|An air gun?
{118385}{118495}Look, we grow weed.|We're not mercenaries.
{118497}{118575}You don't say.
{118577}{118646}Who could it be?|Where do we start, Rory?
{118648}{118706}Mr Breaker.
{118708}{118776}Today, my name is Mr Breaker.
{118778}{118841}You think this|is a coincidence?
{118843}{118894}This white shite|steals my things
{118896}{118947}and thinks he can|sell it back to me!
{118949}{119008}He's got less brains|than you, Lenny!
{119010}{119058}Get Nick - the greasy wop
{119060}{119171}shistos pezavengy gammore|Greek bastard round here now,
{119173}{119244}if he's stupid enough|to be on this planet.
{119866}{119944}' Come with me,|I'll fill you with desire
{119946}{120041}' Take my hand and we'll walk|this land together '
{121467}{121553}Your stupidity might be|your one saving grace.
{121555}{121593}Uuh?
{121595}{121645}Don't uuh me, Greek boy.
{121647}{121722}How is it your fucking stupid,|soon-to-be-dead friends
{121724}{121777}thought that they could|steal my cannabis
{121779}{121831}and then sell it back to me?
{121833}{121893}Is this a declaration of war?
{121895}{121967}Is this some white cunt's joke?
{121969}{122035}'Cause I'm not fucking laughing,|Ni-ko-las!
{122075}{122144}I have three interests|in life, Nick.
{122146}{122226}No, four.|Football, music, money,
{122228}{122310}and the annihilation of anyone|who interferes with those.
{122358}{122408}You couldn't|have known my position, >
{122410}{122478}'cause you're not that stupid|that if you did,
{122480}{122538}you wouldn't have turned up here|scratching your arse,
{122540}{122633}with that "what's going on" look|on your chevy chase.
{122694}{122776}But you do know|where these people live.
{122927}{122987}If you hold back anything,|I'll kill you.
{122989}{123078}If you bend the truth, or|I think you are, I'll kill you.
{123080}{123148}If you forget anything,|I'll kill you.
{123150}{123254}In fact, you'll have to work|very hard to stay alive, Nick.
{123256}{123301}Do you understand|everything I've said?
{123344}{123435}Because if you don't,|I'll kill you.
{123437}{123549}Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak...|you may enlighten me.
{123632}{123701}So we've got a bit|of a problem, ain't we?
{123703}{123762}Er, well...yeah, we do.
{123764}{123849}In fact, this is a bit more|than a bit of a problem.
{123851}{123916}It's the Mount|fucking Everest of problems!
{123918}{123988}The reason it's such a fucking|monstrosity of a problem is...
{123990}{124071}you haven't got the first idea|who did this to us, have you?
{124073}{124135}We've been up all night.|It's no one from round here.
{124137}{124179}We've had 'em all|lined up against the wall.
{124181}{124227}If it was a toerag|from the manor, we'd know.
{124229}{124296}- We'd know.|- You'd fucking know!
{124298}{124369}You wouldn't know if it was|the next door neighbours!
{124371}{124429}Get out there and find them!
{124431}{124508}I'm sick of|the fucking sight of you!
{124786}{124884}"Scarface" -|I've watched "Scarface".
{124886}{124991}If you want to know how to do|a drug deal, watch "Scarface".
{125040}{125086}That really inspires confidence.
{125088}{125125}This guy, Rory Breaker...
{125127}{125217}Rory Breaker - psychotic|black dwarf with an afro?
{125219}{125264}That'll be the same man, yes.
{125266}{125321}I've heard of him -|he's a fucking lunatic.
{125323}{125379}He can afford the deal|at the price we're selling.
{125381}{125425}It's not worth him|giving us any trouble.
{125427}{125498}He knows we'll be a pain|in the arse. Who needs that?
{125500}{125551}I'd take a pain in the arse|for half a million quid.
{125553}{125591}You'd take a pain|in the arse for air miles.
{125593}{125638}The fatter you get,|the sadder you get.
{125640}{125690}Will you stop flirting|for a minute?
{125692}{125788}After we pay Hatchet,|this deal puts us up...
{125790}{125859}nearly £200,000 each.
{125861}{125955}Not bad for a morning's work,|I think you'll agree.
{126199}{126254}So they had the cash.
{126256}{126290}And the puff.
{126292}{126345}Cheeky bastards. Count it.
{126347}{126396}Shit, Dog. There's a lot.
{126398}{126460}Do you want to do it next door?
{126462}{126505}We're not going next door
{126507}{126577}till we've flayed|them dead men walking.
{126579}{126621}We'll count it upstairs.
{126623}{126698}I don't want them to see you|fingering the money.
{126700}{126740}Dog, look...
{126742}{126827}Give us it here...dozy bastard.
{126889}{126956}Check your guns.|Get yourselves well hid.
{126958}{127050}Wait till they get right inside|the door, then give it 'em.
{127085}{127150}Give me them shooters,|you can use your own.
{127407}{127438}Yeah.
{127440}{127481}That's no way|to answer the phone.
{127483}{127524}Is that you, Dean?
{127526}{127585}It's Lord fucking Lucan.|Who do you think it is?
{127587}{127625}What can I do for you?
{127627}{127689}Those guns I sold you,|I need them back.
{127691}{127753}Not likely. I don't think|I'll be seeing them again.
{127755}{127804}I've got the money|to pay for them.
{127806}{127866}I'm sure you do.|But you don't understand.
{127868}{127923}I ain't seeing them|or the guns again.
{127925}{127959}We can't get them.
{127961}{128010}If we can't get them,|we can't get them.
{128012}{128068}You'll have to get them.
{128070}{128142}We made a deal for everything|inside the cabinet.
{128144}{128209}Inside, outside -|I don't give a shit.
{128211}{128269}Get those guns,|because if you don't...
{128271}{128303}Yeah, Bazza, or what?
{128305}{128349}Have you heard|of Harry Lonsdale?
{128351}{128437}0therwise known as "Hack You|Up With an Hatchet Harry"?
{128439}{128477}Well, this is...
{128479}{128560}James Bond, need-to-know time.
{128562}{128660}When you dance with the devil,|you wait for the song to stop.
{128662}{128694}Know what I mean?
{128809}{128898}I mean find 'em,|torture 'em and kill 'em.
{128900}{128946}And bring back|what belongs to me.
{128948}{129060}Because if you don't,|your family's bang in trouble.
{129087}{129120}Who was that?
{129122}{129180}That was Harry Horrible Hatchet.
{129182}{129218}Jesus, I've heard of him.
{129220}{129294}Shit, they were his|fucking guns we sold.
{129296}{129337}We've got to find them.
{129339}{129426}No fucking about, Nick.|Where can I find those guns?
{130216}{130265}Six black cocks|and a little white kitten
{130267}{130311}sitting on the side|of the road.
{130403}{130448}We're gonna do|a proper decoration job.
{130450}{130534}I want the grey skies|of London illuminated.
{130536}{130610}I want that house painted red.
{130670}{130748}All right, there's this brass|standing on the corner.
{130750}{130801}Dwarf walks up to her|carrying a suitcase...
{130803}{130875}Winston there|is gonna come along
{130877}{130928}and see if he recognises|any of them.
{130930}{130980}Watch out for these fellas -
{130982}{131094}they've got a bit of an arsenal|and they don't mind using it.
{131096}{131144}I'm taking down her panties...
{131197}{131256}Does everyone know|what they got to do?
{131258}{131298}Yeah.
{132970}{133024}What the fuck is going on?
{134057}{134126}You got something here|for me, have you?
{134177}{134226}Come on. Chop-chop.
{134408}{134444}Thank you very much.
{134473}{134508}He's got the guns.
{134510}{134558}- You get them.|- Why me?
{134560}{134612}You're supposed|to be the hard case...
{134614}{134657}You get the guns!|I drive the car!
{134799}{134833}Good boy.
{134835}{134929}- Get the fucking guns.|- Y0U get the fucking guns!
{134931}{134968}You fucking big...
{135059}{135105}All right. Wrap them guns up.
{135107}{135151}Count the money.
{135153}{135197}Put your seat belt on.
{135234}{135304}We've got to get the fucking|guns or we're dead!
{135640}{135713}..so I made sure I fucked|the one that was coughing.
{136040}{136107}Get out the car,|you yuppie fucker!
{136808}{136866}He's the one|we shot in the neck.
{136868}{136922}Is that right, Mr Botanical?
{137577}{137610}Jesus!
{137901}{137995}I don't believe this.|What the fuck has happened here?
{137997}{138033}Jesus.
{138063}{138129}The money. The gear.
{138418}{138461}This is fucked.
{138463}{138511}No money. No weed.
{138513}{138597}It's all been replaced|by a pile of corpses.
{138635}{138722}All right. Don't panic.|Let's think about this.
{138724}{138788}Fuck that,|you can think about it.
{138790}{138848}I am panicking and I'm off.
{139371}{139435}Hello, John. Nice holiday?
{139437}{139475}Yeah, terrific, Chris.
{139477}{139568}I got sunstroke and concussion|thrown in for an extra grand.
{139570}{139650}Sounds like a good deal.|You're not complaining, are you?
{139652}{139731}No, I'll take the family|next year.
{139733}{139769}Fair play to ya.
{139799}{139859}- That you, Chris?|- Harry.
{140074}{140145}How did you get your hands|on these, then?
{140147}{140183}The boys had 'em.
{140185}{140213}I know you like|these sort of things -
{140215}{140245}wondered if you wanted 'em.
{140247}{140300}Yeah, I'll have 'em.
{140302}{140383}- Was it hard getting the money?|- Not especially.
{140414}{140494}Upset a few characters, though.
{140496}{140556}Have you counted it?
{140558}{140610}Yeah, it's all there,|to the pound.
{140612}{140659}- They were gonna pay?|- Looks like it.
{140661}{140725}But who knows?|The opportunity was there.
{140727}{140793}In my experience, it's best|to take that opportunity -
{140795}{140843}if it's there.
{140845}{140891}Good work, Chris.
{141062}{141116}We've got to get those guns.
{141118}{141186}We don't know who lives there.
{141188}{141235}I don't care who lives there!
{141237}{141328}All's I know is it's preferable|to death by Hatchet.
{141330}{141374}Fair enough. Let's go.
{141924}{141986}I don't think|it's the right move.
{141988}{142049}It's either that,
{142051}{142130}the old boy's place|and we lose a digit daily.
{142132}{142230}- I'm gonna phone him.|- As if he'll care.
{142232}{142301}He'll care. That was|supposed to be his money.
{142303}{142366}Whether he cares about us|is different.
{142368}{142405}Pass me the phone.
{142774}{142833}Yeah? That you, boy?
{142835}{142882}It's Ed,|if that's what you mean.
{142884}{142927}'Pay day, ain't it?'
{142929}{143026}Yeah...I wanted|to talk to you about that.
{143028}{143064}I'll bet you do.
{143066}{143124}I got half|a million nicker here,
{143126}{143180}which means|some poor sod doesn't.
{143182}{143232}You've upset a few people.
{143234}{143318}But that really|isn't my concern, is it?
{143320}{143415}What does concern me...|is the guns you had.
{143417}{143491}'I want to talk to you|about that.'
{143493}{143580}So get your arse here now.|And I mean now!
{144425}{144519}Bastard! You fucking bastard!
{144521}{144560}Bastard!
{144733}{144800}What the fuck|are you doing here?
{144829}{144916}What the fuck|are you doing here?
{145188}{145275}Job well done. We made|a few quid out of that one.
{145277}{145312}Son...?
{145314}{145362}Made a few quid, did you?
{145364}{145416}Where's what I want?
{145448}{145497}You all right there, mate?
{145499}{145571}Very fucking funny.|Where's what I want?
{145573}{145632}I've just left it in the office.
{145634}{145732}We'd better get it, if you want|your son to see his birthday.
{145734}{145827}- Now chop-fucking-chop.|- All right. Fair enough.
{145857}{145896}Where you going?
{145898}{145988}It's a thirty second drive|or a five minute walk.
{145990}{146082}I couldn't have parked outside,|I'd have got a ticket.
{146084}{146143}I suppose that don't|matter now, does it?
{146145}{146182}Just be careful.
{146184}{146225}Right.
{146376}{146420}You and me.
{146422}{146462}You and who?
{146464}{146532}You know where|the door handle is, Tom.
{146640}{146708}' "The Payback"|by James Brown
{146710}{146750}' Payback
{146752}{146861}' That's it, payback
{146863}{146947}' Revenge, I'm mad
{146949}{147047}' Get down with my girlfriend
{147049}{147077}' That ain't right '
{147079}{147119}0h, no. Not again.
{147498}{147555}That's it. I'm off.
{147582}{147671}Tom...that is our bag.
{148112}{148173}- Ed...!|- Hold on.
{148480}{148531}This is our bag.
{148584}{148635}That's it. We're off.
{148637}{148714}- I'm gonna take these guns.|- Tom, don't fuck about!
{148716}{148765}It'll only take a minute.
{149133}{149192}What is going on?
{149212}{149303}I don't know, but I do know|there's no more Harry.
{149305}{149375}Which means|there's no more debt.
{149377}{149456}If there's no more debt,|there's no more problem.
{149458}{149565}And there's no problem with the|neighbours - they're all dead.
{149567}{149642}And I think,|if I get this right,
{149644}{149736}we haven't done anything wrong|and we're in the clear.
{150537}{150599}Never ever...
{150601}{150700}has anyone|been as fucking rude...
{150702}{150777}..to me as you!
{150779}{150852}You fucking...bastard!
{151282}{151322}All right, mate?
{151324}{151389}Cheeky bastard!
{151806}{151880}'This was an embarrassing|position for Tom to be in.
{151882}{151967}'But Chris had to respect|the fact that he was holding
{151969}{152036}'what appeared to be|a pair of loaded shotguns.
{152038}{152109}'Tom had to respect the fact|they were not loaded.
{152111}{152161}'So without anybody|losing too much face,
{152163}{152249}'Tom left through a side door|and Chris left with the money.
{152251}{152294}'Everybody else got arrested.'
{152302}{152414}0dds, chaps,|gotta remember the odds.
{152498}{152544}Hope I'm not interrupting?
{152546}{152644}I need to know,|what's goin' on, son?
{152735}{152796}He's not one of 'em.
{152850}{152960}' Sitting in the cheap seats|underneath the stiles
{153018}{153066}' I'm heading back to base
{153068}{153135}' I'll drop you off|at my house '
{153137}{153213}Your dad would like|a word with you, Ed.
{153297}{153342}Where are the others?
{153344}{153410}They got out yesterday.|They're at the bar.
{153777}{153821}All right, Dad?
{153823}{153887}I'm all right.|How about yourself?
{153889}{153987}I'm all right.|Could do with a drink, though.
{153989}{154046}All in good time.
{154072}{154132}So, are you in the clear?
{154134}{154199}More importantly...am I?
{154230}{154276}It appears so.
{154278}{154392}Appears? You'll have to do|better than fucking appears.
{154394}{154458}Well, everybody's dead, Dad.
{154460}{154517}That's about as clear|as it can get.
{154519}{154567}How about that drink?
{154569}{154616}You know where the bar is.
{154618}{154656}Eh?
{154658}{154726}< Don't make yourself|too comfortable.
{154728}{154779}Alan's got to sit there.|Alan!
{154860}{154920}You're lucky|you're still breathing,
{154922}{154975}let alone able to walk.
{154977}{155057}I suggest you take|full advantage of that fact.
{155274}{155338}..it's in all our interests.
{155340}{155378}All right, lads?
{155380}{155472}How's it goin'?|How you doing, Soap?
{155474}{155542}- Still cooking?|- Yeah, you know.
{155544}{155593}How about the girls?
{155619}{155662}What about your diet?
{155719}{155773}Where's that son of mine?
{155789}{155819}' Taking gasoline
{155821}{155867}' I'm a teen dream
{155869}{155906}' Superhuman being
{155908}{155998}' I'm a man machine
{156000}{156069}I'm a man machine '
{156195}{156293}You took your time.|Where the hell have you been?
{156295}{156356}Sit down. I'll tell you.
{156477}{156580}The traffic warden identified|the neighbours' bodies.
{156582}{156654}Which sort of|puts us in the clear.
{156656}{156735}The only thing connecting us|with the case...
{156737}{156772}..is those shotguns.
{156774}{156842}And Tom took care of them.
{156844}{156933}You did take care of the shotguns?
{156968}{156997}I wanted to talk about that.
{156999}{157042}Well, talk.
{157063}{157140}Well, actually...no.
{157179}{157242}They're in the car.|I was gonna sell 'em to Nick,
{157244}{157295}but I couldn't get hold of him.
{157297}{157340}You dippy bastard.
{157342}{157449}So...the only thing|connecting us with the case
{157451}{157559}is in the back of your car,|which is parked outside?!
{157561}{157646}They cost 700 quid.|I'm not gonna throw 'em away.
{157648}{157749}They're hardly likely to trace|'em back to us, are they?
{157751}{157807}You think it's worth|the risk for £700?
{157809}{157848}Tom, you're a dick!
{157850}{157941}Take those guns|and throw 'em off a bridge.
{157943}{157995}And yourself while you're at it.
{157997}{158037}Now.
{158136}{158182}Look, all I'm...
{158184}{158225}Now, Tom!
{158359}{158407}Can I have a beer, please, Dad?
{158409}{158469}I'm busy. Get it yourself.
{158861}{158929}It seemed Hatchet|underestimated you lot.
{158931}{158996}And it seems to have cost him.
{158998}{159077}I ain't gonna make|the same mistake, am I?
{159079}{159170}So I've decided|to bring your bag back.
{159211}{159307}I think the word you're looking|for, gentlemen, is "thank you".
{159309}{159352}Thank you.
{159382}{159445}You've presented me|with a problem.
{159447}{159504}I've lost my employer.
{159540}{159640}So I've taken care|of meself and me son.
{159642}{159762}If you think that's unfair,|pay me a little visit.
{159764}{159850}But you better be|waving a white flag,
{159852}{159943}high and clear|so as I can see it.
{159945}{160031}0r it'll be the last|visit you ever make. Understand?
{160096}{160145}That's all I've come to say.
{160176}{160234}There is one more thing...
{160278}{160333}It's been emotional.
{160391}{160466}' "Fool's Gold"|by The Stone Roses
{160734}{160821}' The gold road's|sure a long road
{160823}{160930}' Winds on through the hills|for fifteen days '
{161016}{161113}We are now officially in|the money-lending business, son.
{161115}{161158}Put your seatbelt on.
{161160}{161209}We're out of here.
{161432}{161481}It's empty.
{162060}{162127}' The pack on my back is aching
{162129}{162209}' The straps seem|to cut me like a knife
{162498}{162542}' I'm no clown|I won't back down
{162544}{162673}' I don't need you to tell me|what's going down...'
{163164}{163223}What's his number?
{163373}{163440}You'll jam the line!|I'll call him!
{163604}{163650}My fucking batteries!
{163652}{163707}- You muppet!|- Give me the phone!
{163709}{163796}- I'll dial it!|- Tell me the number!
{164059}{164149}- Give me your phone!|- You'll break it!
{164259}{164311}You'll break it|and it'll be fucked!
{164313}{164382}Shut it. It's fucking ringing!
{164718}{164807}' "0h Girl"|by Mauro Pawloski
{165080}{165151}' I'm eighteen with a bullet
{165216}{165279}' Got my finger on the trigger
{165281}{165308}' I'm gonna pull it
{165375}{165487}' I've picked a clip now|I'm the son of a gun
{165489}{165596}' So hold it right there,|Little girl, little girl
{165598}{165678}' We're gonna have big fun
{165680}{165747}' I may be an oldie
{165749}{165823}' But I'm a goodie, too
{165825}{165890}' I'll last forever
{165892}{166036}' And I'll be good to you|0h, yes, I will.
{166096}{166178}' I'm eighteen with a bullet
{166256}{166309}' Got my finger on the trigger
{166311}{166335}' I'm gonna pull it
{166408}{166482}' I'm a super soul|sure shot, yeah
{166484}{166533}' I'm a national breakout
{166535}{166627}' So let me check|your play-list, mama
{166629}{166686}' Come on, let's make out
{166718}{166765}' I'm high on the chart
{166767}{166838}' Tipped for the top
{166872}{166922}' But till I'm in your heart
{166924}{167001}' I ain't never gonna stop
{167026}{167096}' Never, never, baby
{167136}{167217}There's this brass|standing on the corner,
{167219}{167273}a dwarf walks up|carrying a suitcase
{167275}{167314}says "How much?"
{167316}{167407}She says "A oner", he says|"All right," takes her off.
{167409}{167499}Says "All right, clothes off,|get on the bed," she lays down,
{167501}{167576}dwarf opens the suitcase|and pulls out four springs,
{167578}{167635}puts one on each hand and foot,
{167637}{167708}bounces over and gets|on top of her, boing,
{167710}{167758}bouncin' up and down,
{167760}{167853}boing boing, gives her|the best shag she's ever had,
{167855}{167910}he's on her for two hours,
{167912}{167995}and it's the best fuck|she's ever had.
{167997}{168131}She's like, "That was amazing,|the best fuck I've ever had.
{168133}{168185}"What technique|d'you call that?"
{168187}{168264}He says Four Spring|Dwarf Technique.
{168335}{168405}There were two old guns.|Where are they now?
{168407}{168435}Not in the cabinet.
{168437}{168514}There were some old hammer-lock|muskets the butler was carrying.
{168516}{168586}- They were ours. We sold them.|- Unsell them!
{168588}{168631}They were ours....
{168633}{168709}I'm not fucking interested.
{168711}{168802}If you don't wanna be counting|the fingers you haven't got,
{168804}{168874}0r sharing a bed|with the Antichrist
{168876}{168976}I suggest you get|those guns. Quick!
{169003}{169037}All right.
{169039}{169112}And get us an ice cream|while you're at it.
{169655}{169708}That takes care|of that lot, son.
{169782}{169863}Ha-hey! Go on, son!
{169903}{169982}' We've got|a smash double header
{169984}{170093}' If we only stay together
{170095}{170171}' Talking about you
{170173}{170232}' Talking about me
{170297}{170367}' I'm eighteen with a bullet
{170446}{170489}' Got my finger on the trigger
{170491}{170534}' I'm gonna pull it
{170536}{170597}' Yes, I am
{170599}{170667}' Be my A side, baby
{170669}{170740}' Be beside me
{170742}{170819}' Right now, right now,|I'm single
{170821}{170867}' But pretty soon you'll see
{170869}{170951}' We'll have a hit first time
{170953}{171025}' It won't be long we'll find
{171027}{171182}' That we're raising a whole LP
{171184}{171292}' You know I'm eighteen|with a bullet
{171294}{171334}' Yes, I am, baby
{171336}{171414}' I've got my finger|right there on the trigger
{171416}{171480}' I'm gonna pull it,|pull it, pull it
{171482}{171555}' You better start|making plans, baby
{171557}{171653}' This old house|is too small now, now, now '
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