1 00:00:25,809 --> 00:00:29,245 Be very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits. 2 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:39,277 I am a duck bent on self-preservationum. 3 00:00:41,825 --> 00:00:45,317 Say your prayers, rabbit. It's rabbit season. 4 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:48,324 - Duck season. - Rabbit season! 5 00:00:52,502 --> 00:00:53,867 Duck season! Fire! 6 00:01:06,382 --> 00:01:07,974 Hold everything. 7 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:11,518 "Daffy gets blasted." Page 7: "Daffy gets blasted." 8 00:01:12,055 --> 00:01:14,785 Page 8: "Daffy gets blasted again!" 9 00:01:14,858 --> 00:01:19,022 What's the matter with you people? We can't do this kind of stuff anymore. 10 00:01:19,129 --> 00:01:20,494 Brothers Warner... 11 00:01:20,563 --> 00:01:24,192 show biz legends like me shouldn't have to play stooge... 12 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:27,167 to that long-eared, carrot-chomping, overbite-challenged... 13 00:01:27,904 --> 00:01:29,201 What's up, doc? 14 00:01:31,541 --> 00:01:33,202 Bobby, how's the wife? 15 00:01:33,309 --> 00:01:36,073 Great nose job, Chuck. Thanks, girls. 16 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,807 Good rug, Mel. Never would have guessed. 17 00:01:39,415 --> 00:01:41,679 - Pardon me. - The pleasure is mine. 18 00:01:41,751 --> 00:01:45,346 Fellas, I think Daff's right. Maybe I'll take a vacation. 19 00:01:45,421 --> 00:01:47,889 Go visit my 542 nieces and nephews. 20 00:01:47,991 --> 00:01:49,891 Mr. Duck, excuse me, I'm sorry. 21 00:01:49,993 --> 00:01:54,020 I don't see how we can have a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny. 22 00:01:54,097 --> 00:01:55,689 Oh, my heavens, no. 23 00:01:55,765 --> 00:01:58,325 You couldn't have a movie without Bugs Bunny. 24 00:01:58,401 --> 00:02:02,599 If you don't mind me asking, whose glorified personal assistant are you? 25 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:05,572 Kate Houghton, Vice President, Comedy. 26 00:02:06,109 --> 00:02:07,269 Right. 27 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,205 Kate did Lethal Weapon Babies. 28 00:02:09,279 --> 00:02:12,942 Finally, a Lethal Weapon that I can take my grandchildren to. 29 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,941 Gentlemen, check your phones. 30 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:18,578 Our latest research shows that Bugs Bunny is a core asset... 31 00:02:18,688 --> 00:02:22,954 that appeals to male and female, young and old throughout the universe... 32 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:26,222 while your fan base is limited to angry fat guys in basements. 33 00:02:26,296 --> 00:02:31,233 Yeah, but... Come on, fellas, I'm thrice the entertainer the rabbit is! 34 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,261 Fine, it's hilarious... 35 00:02:36,372 --> 00:02:39,569 but moviegoers these days demand action heroes, like me! 36 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,710 Top that, rabbit. 37 00:02:54,057 --> 00:02:56,218 So, it has come to this, has it? 38 00:02:56,292 --> 00:02:58,726 I'm afraid the Brothers Warner must choose... 39 00:02:58,795 --> 00:03:00,592 between a handsome matinee idol... 40 00:03:00,663 --> 00:03:04,326 or this miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque. 41 00:03:06,336 --> 00:03:08,133 Whichever one's not the duck. 42 00:03:09,973 --> 00:03:12,134 That's the stuff from my office. 43 00:03:12,242 --> 00:03:14,642 - You don't have an office. - Not anymore. 44 00:03:14,744 --> 00:03:16,507 Symbolically, this is bad. 45 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:19,247 Please, brother. Other brother? 46 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:22,182 Icy she-wolf? Help me, please. 47 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:25,149 I'm too moist and tender to retire. 48 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,514 - Let me escort you out. - Wait! 49 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,320 I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing, or butt-kissing yet. 50 00:03:30,426 --> 00:03:32,417 I'm still begging here! 51 00:03:35,198 --> 00:03:36,460 Freeze! 52 00:03:51,114 --> 00:03:52,672 Can I try that again? 53 00:03:52,782 --> 00:03:55,512 No, thank you. We'll call you. 54 00:04:01,124 --> 00:04:03,649 Hey, D.J. How did your tryout go? 55 00:04:03,726 --> 00:04:07,560 Well, let's see. I can say I made an impression. 56 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:10,864 Your father can get you a job anytime he wants to. 57 00:04:10,967 --> 00:04:14,198 I know, but I don't want that. I'd really rather earn it, sir. 58 00:04:14,304 --> 00:04:18,138 - Mr. Warner mentioned you this morning. - He did? What did he say? 59 00:04:18,207 --> 00:04:20,801 He said don't forget the TurtleWax. 60 00:04:22,545 --> 00:04:24,809 What about animation? I could do cartoons. 61 00:04:24,881 --> 00:04:26,075 Dead duck walking. 62 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:27,843 - Morning, Mr. Bunny. - Very hot now. 63 00:04:27,917 --> 00:04:29,179 And I do voices. Listen. 64 00:04:29,252 --> 00:04:31,686 - Excuse me. - "Fetch the stick, boy." 65 00:04:31,821 --> 00:04:34,881 "What a maroon." "You can't handle the truth." 66 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:36,848 Some grip, lady. 67 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,151 I need you to eject this duck. 68 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,891 - Lady, this is Daffy Duck. - Exactly. 69 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:43,761 - Not anymore. We own the name. - Yeah? 70 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,494 You can't stop me from calling myself... 71 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:49,331 - What do you know? - You fired Daffy Duck? 72 00:04:49,405 --> 00:04:51,771 No, I didn't. I did. They did. 73 00:04:51,941 --> 00:04:54,341 You just were following orders. 74 00:04:55,445 --> 00:04:57,913 You know what? You don't know me. 75 00:04:58,848 --> 00:05:02,249 You're Kate Houghton, you're the VP of Comedy. Go figure. 76 00:05:02,352 --> 00:05:06,584 You drive a red 1988 Alfa Romeo. Good engine. Little under-driven. 77 00:05:06,756 --> 00:05:10,248 I know this because you nearly ran me over last week. 78 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:14,352 Anyway, about that duck, you want me to get rid of him still? 79 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:19,390 - Duck, yes. Eject the duck, please. - I can't do that. 80 00:05:19,469 --> 00:05:21,232 - Why not? - He's gone. 81 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,211 What are you waiting for, backup? 82 00:05:36,486 --> 00:05:38,784 Shabby job so far, constable. 83 00:05:39,389 --> 00:05:40,981 Quick! After me! 84 00:05:41,124 --> 00:05:44,389 Now you're gonna pay for that one. Come here! 85 00:05:44,460 --> 00:05:46,587 - Dress Inspector! - Look out! 86 00:05:46,662 --> 00:05:48,630 One side, Spartacuses. 87 00:05:51,901 --> 00:05:53,926 - Come on. - Daffy, stop! 88 00:05:54,404 --> 00:05:56,395 Cut him off at the pass, boys. 89 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:59,740 All units in pursuit of little black duck. 90 00:06:05,248 --> 00:06:07,079 Well, that's just cheating. 91 00:06:21,097 --> 00:06:22,621 Don't follow me. 92 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:30,298 That's not right. Cut! 93 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,872 That's lunch, everybody! 94 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,674 - That airbag cost a lot of money. - I'm okay. 95 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,511 Good morning. Batman, you good? 96 00:06:45,621 --> 00:06:46,883 All right. 97 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,386 My chariot awaits. 98 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:50,887 Yes! 99 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,289 Bat-lights. Bat-conditioning. Bat-stereo. 100 00:06:55,198 --> 00:06:56,563 To the Duck Cave. 101 00:06:57,233 --> 00:06:58,723 Now what are you doing? 102 00:06:58,901 --> 00:07:01,301 Stay away from that Batmobile! 103 00:07:02,405 --> 00:07:06,000 - I'm allowed to steal. I'm a celebrity. - Tell it to the judge! 104 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,811 - Feeling pretty good about yourself? - I am. 105 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,316 - You bested that dastardly duck? - I did. 106 00:07:15,651 --> 00:07:18,245 You're gonna offer your catch to the pretty executive? 107 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:19,378 Indeed. 108 00:07:21,657 --> 00:07:23,090 Miss Houghton! 109 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,863 Get out of the way! 110 00:07:38,741 --> 00:07:39,833 Look out! 111 00:07:52,355 --> 00:07:54,550 What do you know? I found Nemo. 112 00:07:59,362 --> 00:08:01,227 I think she likes you. 113 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:13,204 Your father would be so ashamed of you. 114 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,785 But I was... It was... 115 00:08:37,466 --> 00:08:41,766 At first, they told me to lose the stutter. Now they tell me I'm not funny. 116 00:08:41,837 --> 00:08:44,772 It's a pain in the butt being politically correct. 117 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,569 You're telling me. 118 00:08:47,143 --> 00:08:49,168 What kind of performance do you call that? 119 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:52,304 You made me sound like a total space cadet, man. 120 00:08:52,415 --> 00:08:56,442 I'm sorry you feel that way. I was trying to be real to your character. 121 00:08:56,519 --> 00:09:00,421 If you, like, goof on me in the sequel, I'm coming after you. 122 00:09:00,489 --> 00:09:02,980 And I'll give you a Scooby Snack! 123 00:09:03,693 --> 00:09:06,662 There are some areas of the script I think we need to address. 124 00:09:06,762 --> 00:09:09,993 There's no heart, no cooperation, nobody learns anything. 125 00:09:10,099 --> 00:09:12,693 Daffy learns not to stick his head in a jet engine. 126 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,600 - He's gone. - No, Daffy always comes back. 127 00:09:15,671 --> 00:09:17,536 I just tell him how much I need him. 128 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,609 We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh. 129 00:09:20,676 --> 00:09:23,543 The duck is history, okay? So the question is... 130 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:27,707 how can I help you reposition your brand identity? 131 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:32,386 Answer: We team you up with a hot female co-star. 132 00:09:32,555 --> 00:09:33,852 Usually... 133 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,488 I play the female love interest. 134 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:43,321 About the cross-dressing thing? In the past, funny. Today, disturbing. 135 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,798 Lady, if you don't find a rabbit with lipstick amusing... 136 00:09:46,869 --> 00:09:48,894 you and I have nothing to say to each other. 137 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,633 Look, I'm trying to be nice... 138 00:09:51,741 --> 00:09:54,369 but I was brought in to leverage your synergy... 139 00:09:54,477 --> 00:09:57,310 and I am not going to let you or some wacky duck... 140 00:09:57,380 --> 00:09:58,472 Daffy. 141 00:09:58,547 --> 00:10:02,176 Wacky, daffy, nutty, fruitcake, crispy over rice, it doesn't matter. 142 00:10:02,318 --> 00:10:04,013 Well, these matter. 143 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,919 And this. 144 00:10:06,422 --> 00:10:09,983 And they say we get Daffy back. Right, boys? 145 00:10:10,059 --> 00:10:12,152 - We want Daffy! - Bring him back! 146 00:10:12,228 --> 00:10:13,525 We love Daffy! 147 00:10:19,502 --> 00:10:20,992 Little Damian. 148 00:10:21,671 --> 00:10:23,104 Hey, Granny. 149 00:10:23,839 --> 00:10:24,999 Hi, Tweety. 150 00:10:25,074 --> 00:10:26,564 How was work today? 151 00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:29,207 Eventful. 152 00:10:29,512 --> 00:10:31,571 What a nice young man. 153 00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:51,263 Guess who? So did you miss me? 154 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,296 I'm glad I was fired. 155 00:10:57,406 --> 00:11:00,273 In a few days, they'll be kissing my befeathered rump... 156 00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:02,241 begging me to come back. But I won't. 157 00:11:02,311 --> 00:11:04,472 Did I miss the part where I invited you in? 158 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:07,378 I'll be too busy accepting numerous, multiple offers. 159 00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:09,213 Every studio in town... 160 00:11:12,488 --> 00:11:15,321 Who am I kidding? My career is over. 161 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,320 Perhaps I was being too polite. Get out! 162 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:21,157 I'll starve. I'll have to eat envelope glue. 163 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,662 Wait, a sushi bar. 164 00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:25,764 No! 165 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,764 - Daffy. - Yes. 166 00:11:33,642 --> 00:11:35,906 Leave my father's house. Now. 167 00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:42,816 You live with Daddy? 168 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:46,513 Yeah, so? Just, you know, kind of temporarily. 169 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,613 I've hit rock bottom. 170 00:11:48,691 --> 00:11:52,286 I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father. 171 00:11:54,697 --> 00:11:58,599 My grease and gravy! Your dad is Damian Drake. 172 00:11:59,535 --> 00:12:03,096 - The super spy. - He's an actor who plays a spy. 173 00:12:04,106 --> 00:12:07,507 - And that? That was his I Spy Award. - Ingenious. 174 00:12:07,743 --> 00:12:12,737 An actor playing a super spy as a cover for being a super spy playing an actor. 175 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,648 In fact, I'll bet this whole dump is a super spy lair. 176 00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:17,447 Nothing is as it seems. 177 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:22,281 You're probably protected by an invisible force field right this minute. 178 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,323 The force field-penetrating apple. 179 00:12:26,395 --> 00:12:29,694 Just feel free to continue your delusional ranting... 180 00:12:30,032 --> 00:12:31,863 while I answer my... 181 00:12:32,902 --> 00:12:34,164 Remote? 182 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,533 Hello? 183 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,252 - Son? - Dad? 184 00:12:53,322 --> 00:12:55,256 What are you doing in the painting? 185 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:59,521 I wanted to keep you out of this, but there's no one else I can trust. 186 00:12:59,829 --> 00:13:01,558 Can you hold on a second? 187 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,226 Are you shooting a movie or something? 188 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,528 A new Damian Drake movie? Cool. 189 00:13:06,735 --> 00:13:08,396 Come to Las Vegas. 190 00:13:11,106 --> 00:13:13,870 Ask Dusty Tails for the Blue Monkey. 191 00:13:14,176 --> 00:13:16,167 The Blue Monkey? What's a Blue Monkey? 192 00:13:16,245 --> 00:13:18,770 A diamond. A very special diamond. 193 00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:20,940 Find Dusty Tails. 194 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:26,112 Dad, you need me to call the police or something? 195 00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:30,792 - No police. - Dad, are you all right? 196 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:34,124 I'm sorry I never told you this before, but I... 197 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:40,697 - Dad? - Diamond? I'm rich! 198 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,403 - I've joined the leisure class. - I gotta go save my dad. 199 00:13:47,476 --> 00:13:51,435 Your dad, yeah. So count me in. A spy caper. 200 00:13:51,547 --> 00:13:55,574 Double agents, exploding bikinis, tigers hanging from helicopters! 201 00:13:55,784 --> 00:13:57,718 I'm through with show biz! 202 00:13:57,786 --> 00:13:59,947 From now on, I'm gonna live the adventure. 203 00:14:00,055 --> 00:14:03,081 - Next stop, Las Vegas. - I'll take my dad's old car. 204 00:14:03,492 --> 00:14:06,950 - A super spy car. Let's ride. - This isn't a spy car. 205 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,895 Your dad is a spy. Ipso ergo, a spy car. 206 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,332 I used to deliver pizzas in this car. 207 00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:16,262 Secret pizzas? 208 00:14:16,505 --> 00:14:18,234 A spy pie, maybe? 209 00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:22,577 Fine, be that way. But it's definitely a spy car! 210 00:14:22,645 --> 00:14:24,135 A little help here? 211 00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:26,974 Ducks. 212 00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:37,783 You know how I know it's a spy car? 213 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:41,193 Because it looks absolutely nothing like a spy car. 214 00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:01,514 I don't think this routine is gonna work without Daffy, but... 215 00:15:01,617 --> 00:15:02,641 Action. 216 00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:05,687 Say your prayers, rabbit. It's rabbit season. 217 00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:08,018 - Duck season. - Rabbit season. 218 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,022 - Rabbit season. - Wait a minute. 219 00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:15,460 See, I told you this wasn't gonna work without... 220 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:21,064 Pain. Agony! 221 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,169 You're fired. 222 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,200 What? 223 00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:29,575 - But you... - You got rid of our best duck. 224 00:15:32,481 --> 00:15:34,244 You can't fire me. 225 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,478 My films have made $950 million! 226 00:15:37,886 --> 00:15:40,582 - That's not a billion. - Nope. Not a billion. 227 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,213 Okay. 228 00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:45,858 All right. 229 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:50,063 I think we can all agree that the decision to get rid of Daffy was a poor one. 230 00:15:50,165 --> 00:15:51,598 But it's time to move on. 231 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,568 And by move on, I mean reversing course and getting Daffy back. 232 00:15:55,938 --> 00:15:57,269 By Monday. 233 00:15:58,774 --> 00:16:01,265 I will have Daffy back on Monday. 234 00:16:03,278 --> 00:16:04,768 That went well. 235 00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:09,448 Listen, doll face, if I know Daffy, he's already hit the road by now. 236 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:17,923 It's good to stretch. 237 00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:20,325 I'm getting tired of throwing you out of the car. 238 00:16:20,429 --> 00:16:22,454 That's my plan in a nutshell. 239 00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:26,490 Now, listen, if we run into anything that requires super spy skills... 240 00:16:26,602 --> 00:16:30,060 like cracking wise, smooching dames, you better leave that to me. 241 00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:33,404 However, if we have any security guarding needs... 242 00:16:33,676 --> 00:16:36,509 Very funny, duck. I'm not a security guard. 243 00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:40,013 For your information, it's just a job. It's what I do for money. 244 00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:42,106 What I really do is... 245 00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:44,449 I'm a stuntman. 246 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,988 - You? A stuntman? Please. - I am! 247 00:16:47,356 --> 00:16:51,417 Did you see those Mummy movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is. 248 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,089 No, he couldn't stand that. 249 00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:58,122 One day he decides that, "No! The Bren-master does all his own stunts!" 250 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:02,466 Listen, muscles, if this heap ever makes it to Vegas, I'll do all the stunts. 251 00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:03,664 Duck here. 252 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:07,264 - Daffy, old chum, how the heck... - Cram it down your rabbit hole. 253 00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:11,369 I think I can get you your old job back with less of a pay cut than usual. 254 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,970 So not interested. 255 00:17:13,048 --> 00:17:16,176 I'm off to Las Vegas with my new sidekick D. J... 256 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,685 to match wits with spies and showgirls. 257 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,687 It's a little adventure I call: 258 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:23,553 "Daffy Duck's Quest for the Blue Monkey." 259 00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:25,627 And you're not in it. 260 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,119 Blue Monkey? 261 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,573 Blue Monkey? 262 00:17:45,914 --> 00:17:47,711 It's a little adventure I call. ; 263 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,808 "Daffy Duck's Quest for the Blue Monkey." 264 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:06,228 This is unacceptable! 265 00:18:09,872 --> 00:18:13,865 We cannot have 9-year-olds working in sweatshops making Acme sneakers... 266 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:17,035 not when 3-year-olds work for so much less. 267 00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:21,242 But, sir, they require naps. 268 00:18:22,117 --> 00:18:25,086 Put double espresso in their sippy cups. 269 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,615 What's next on the agenda? 270 00:18:29,725 --> 00:18:33,092 Where's my people? What's coming up? What's the next thing? 271 00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:38,391 Thank you, Bob. 272 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,729 Grave news, my friends. 273 00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:43,803 Direct your attention to the video screen. 274 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,569 Cable, input, VCR, satellite. 275 00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:57,312 Input, satellite, tape, menu, rewind... 276 00:18:57,486 --> 00:18:58,976 power, on. 277 00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:06,049 It seems that Damian Drake's son knows about the Blue Monkey... 278 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,662 and he is on his way to Las Vegas. 279 00:19:09,498 --> 00:19:12,899 He must not find the location of the diamond before we do. 280 00:19:13,936 --> 00:19:15,961 How is the interrogation going? 281 00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,603 He's about ready to crack, boss! 282 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,415 Cable, input, VCR and satellite, off. 283 00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:36,522 We cannot let the good guys win this time, people. 284 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,650 We must capture this son of a spy... 285 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,284 and we must locate the diamond... 286 00:19:40,362 --> 00:19:43,195 and use its powers for our own diabolical ends! 287 00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:49,831 - Copy that to all departments. - I didn't quite get that. 288 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,303 Didn't quite... 289 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,934 Something about capturing the son of a spy... 290 00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:56,603 and using the diamond's power for our diabolical ends. 291 00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:59,511 Be sure and use the laugh. I like the laugh. Don't you? 292 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,549 - And what is your name? - Mary. 293 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:03,140 Well, Mary... 294 00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:07,515 how'd you like to do a little kissing later? 295 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,649 That's what they all say at first. 296 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:16,696 Soon the ACME Corporation will tower over all of creation! 297 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,231 All of creation! 298 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,410 Wait a minute. 299 00:20:32,547 --> 00:20:34,811 - Yes? - What about the duck? 300 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,484 Extra crispy. 301 00:20:54,603 --> 00:20:55,934 Hello? 302 00:21:12,421 --> 00:21:15,549 D.J., I'm not here to fire you again. 303 00:21:15,624 --> 00:21:19,583 I just want to know if that duck told you where he was going. 304 00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:13,844 - Doesn't anyone knock anymore? - Why are you torturing me? 305 00:22:14,349 --> 00:22:16,681 What have I ever done that... 306 00:22:20,322 --> 00:22:21,482 Great. 307 00:22:22,124 --> 00:22:24,991 I just fired the son of our biggest star. 308 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:31,031 This has been a career-making day, Kate. 309 00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:33,624 First you get rid of the duck that everybody hates... 310 00:22:33,702 --> 00:22:36,500 but then, of course, they all want him back. 311 00:22:37,372 --> 00:22:41,308 And worst of all, you get into a big fight with Bugs Bunny... 312 00:22:41,376 --> 00:22:45,836 who you revere and who you've tried to model your life after. 313 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,009 I hate to see a grown man cry. 314 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,613 Especially when it's a girl. 315 00:22:53,155 --> 00:22:55,350 Listen, toots, would it stop the waterworks... 316 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:59,359 if I told you Daffy was going to Las Vegas with that guy D.J.? 317 00:23:01,663 --> 00:23:03,062 It might. 318 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:07,394 Well, then, how's about we travel in style in this? 319 00:23:11,339 --> 00:23:13,500 Las Vegas, Jeeves. 320 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,307 Taking you to Las Vegas. 321 00:24:00,755 --> 00:24:03,223 You've got no music in your soul, sister. 322 00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:05,225 I am aware of that, yes. 323 00:24:06,628 --> 00:24:09,529 He sure went for all the extras. What a maroon. 324 00:24:09,598 --> 00:24:12,260 Don't touch anything. This is Damian Drake's car... 325 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:14,096 - Let's see. - No! 326 00:24:19,474 --> 00:24:21,408 What does this one do? 327 00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:27,639 Shaken, not stirred, sir. 328 00:24:28,817 --> 00:24:30,717 It's 5:00 somewhere. 329 00:24:30,819 --> 00:24:35,119 - Lf you touch one more thing... - I'm about to defy you. 330 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:39,787 - Now you done it. - Arms at your side, please. 331 00:24:48,603 --> 00:24:50,503 Formalwear activated. 332 00:24:50,972 --> 00:24:52,963 You clean up nice, kid. 333 00:24:54,776 --> 00:24:55,834 No! 334 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,953 Las Vegas! 335 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:28,603 Smell that, D.J.? 336 00:25:28,677 --> 00:25:31,145 That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour... 337 00:25:31,213 --> 00:25:34,046 and busload upon busload of senior citizens. 338 00:25:34,149 --> 00:25:35,946 Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous. 339 00:25:36,017 --> 00:25:39,612 Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond... 340 00:25:39,688 --> 00:25:42,179 apply kung fu liberally as needed. 341 00:25:46,161 --> 00:25:48,152 Under no circumstances are you to allow... 342 00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:51,688 the young Mr. Drake and his duck cohort out of the casino in one piece. 343 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,631 - Is that clear? - Okay. 344 00:25:53,702 --> 00:25:56,466 You want the varmints and what they come for. 345 00:25:56,538 --> 00:26:00,406 I got you. But what's in it for old Sam? 346 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:12,047 I got you. 347 00:26:15,924 --> 00:26:19,724 Did you know that Dusty Tails sang the theme song to six Damian Drake movies? 348 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,056 I know. He's my father. 349 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:23,027 - Your dad is Damian Drake? - Yes! 350 00:26:23,098 --> 00:26:25,191 I'm kidding, relax. We did that. 351 00:26:25,934 --> 00:26:28,198 I say, listen up, y'all. 352 00:26:28,270 --> 00:26:31,603 Please put your greasy, buffet-shoveling hands together... 353 00:26:31,706 --> 00:26:33,173 for our next act. 354 00:26:33,241 --> 00:26:36,404 If you've heard her before, you're not here now. 355 00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:38,411 So, I say, let me introduce you... 356 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:41,607 to Miss Dusty Tails. 357 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,280 Dusty! 358 00:27:19,621 --> 00:27:21,088 Can I talk to you? 359 00:27:30,465 --> 00:27:31,659 What the... 360 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:41,970 What? 361 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,905 Dusty, I gotta talk to you. 362 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:48,310 - I'm Damian Drake's son, D.J. - What? 363 00:27:49,951 --> 00:27:51,942 How do I know it's you? 364 00:27:54,122 --> 00:27:55,680 You are Damian's son. 365 00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:57,781 Is there someplace we can talk? 366 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:03,321 - Excuse me, I have to change. - Okay, toots, hand over the diamond. 367 00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:05,956 - He brought a goose? - It's duck, thank you. 368 00:28:06,701 --> 00:28:08,760 - Hi. - You again. 369 00:28:08,970 --> 00:28:10,995 Listen up, you darn imbeciles! 370 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,472 We gotta get them varmints and what they come for! 371 00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:16,840 - And then we blast them? - Then we blast them. 372 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:20,013 Now if I were a giant diamond, where would I be? 373 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,707 Well, not there. 374 00:28:22,684 --> 00:28:24,652 - My dad's in trouble... - Not here. 375 00:28:24,719 --> 00:28:28,416 ...and he said that I should ask you about the Blue Monkey. 376 00:28:28,990 --> 00:28:31,550 - So then you know? - Definitely. Yes. 377 00:28:31,659 --> 00:28:34,651 I figured something must have happened when he didn't show up. 378 00:28:34,729 --> 00:28:37,163 I'm sorry, but that's what comes with being a spy. 379 00:28:37,232 --> 00:28:41,532 So, you're a spy, too? 380 00:28:42,404 --> 00:28:45,339 The pop diva thing? That's just one side of me. 381 00:28:45,407 --> 00:28:48,467 I also work for the Agency. Professional assassin. 382 00:28:48,543 --> 00:28:51,011 It's really hard trying to juggle the two sometimes. 383 00:28:51,079 --> 00:28:53,206 I don't know what I'll do when I have kids. 384 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:57,910 Do you know how hard it is to find a nanny with advance weapons training? 385 00:28:58,052 --> 00:29:01,044 How many galoshes died to make that little number? 386 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,351 What about this Blue Monkey? 387 00:29:03,425 --> 00:29:06,917 Your father was assigned to track it down before the chairman could. 388 00:29:07,028 --> 00:29:09,428 The diamond has supernatural powers. 389 00:29:09,531 --> 00:29:12,694 It would be a disaster if it fell into the wrong hands. 390 00:29:12,767 --> 00:29:15,201 I was supposed to give him this. 391 00:29:15,370 --> 00:29:19,431 This is not a king-sized diamond. This is a queen of diamonds. 392 00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:21,907 What kind of sick joke is this? 393 00:29:22,076 --> 00:29:23,907 - Can I have that? - Very funny. 394 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,707 That is so sweet. 395 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,212 You trying to take over for your father. 396 00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:30,547 These evil forces? They're bad people. 397 00:29:30,618 --> 00:29:33,781 Relax, sister. I don't know the meaning of the word "fear." 398 00:29:33,888 --> 00:29:35,378 Say your prayers, duck! 399 00:29:35,457 --> 00:29:37,721 Fear: Noun. A state of terror. 400 00:29:38,092 --> 00:29:39,423 Incoming! 401 00:29:49,938 --> 00:29:52,406 This mission needs years of experience and training. 402 00:29:52,474 --> 00:29:55,807 Maybe. I ain't got time for that right now. I gotta go save my dad. 403 00:29:55,910 --> 00:29:57,878 Don't lose that card. It's important. 404 00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,707 After him, boys! 405 00:30:16,631 --> 00:30:18,394 Easy on the feathers. 406 00:30:18,466 --> 00:30:21,958 Come back here, you card-carrying coyote! 407 00:30:23,771 --> 00:30:26,331 Dadburn slapstick cliché! 408 00:30:26,841 --> 00:30:30,504 Faster! Climb like my life depended on it. 409 00:30:33,448 --> 00:30:35,006 You run, I'll steer. 410 00:30:35,116 --> 00:30:37,914 Right! I mean, left. Your other left. 411 00:30:42,991 --> 00:30:45,289 That's what I'm talking about! 412 00:30:47,061 --> 00:30:48,892 Is that all you got? 413 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:52,058 That's gonna leave a mark. 414 00:30:54,502 --> 00:30:56,936 That's not boxing. Bite his ear! 415 00:31:00,074 --> 00:31:03,237 Left and a right and a left and a right-left! 416 00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:08,273 I'm gonna come up on you. 417 00:31:16,925 --> 00:31:19,155 I'll take that playing card. 418 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:28,962 - After it, stunt boy. - Man. 419 00:31:29,037 --> 00:31:30,197 Jump! 420 00:31:49,290 --> 00:31:51,815 All right, when I say, place your bets, gentlemen. 421 00:31:51,893 --> 00:31:55,454 Money plays, loser stays. Everyone's a... Not everyone. 422 00:31:55,530 --> 00:31:57,896 Here's my money. Now play. 423 00:31:58,232 --> 00:32:00,063 - Card, sir? - Hit me. 424 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:03,228 Don't you want to look at your cards first, son? 425 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:06,136 Boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. 426 00:32:06,374 --> 00:32:08,535 - Hit me. - No, hit me first! 427 00:32:08,643 --> 00:32:10,838 I said await your turn, sir. 428 00:32:10,912 --> 00:32:12,174 Hit me. 429 00:32:18,553 --> 00:32:22,216 No, hit me, fragnabbit! 430 00:32:23,758 --> 00:32:26,488 - He's the boss. - You son of a... 431 00:32:26,561 --> 00:32:27,926 Card, sir? 432 00:32:28,563 --> 00:32:29,825 Hit me. 433 00:32:29,998 --> 00:32:31,863 Twenty-one, a winner! 434 00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:33,264 Let's go! 435 00:32:35,770 --> 00:32:38,568 "And then they made their heroic escape!" 436 00:32:44,512 --> 00:32:47,777 I say we do Cirque du Soleil and call it a night. 437 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,481 How about the Liberace Museum? 438 00:32:54,489 --> 00:32:57,822 All right, let's see what this baby can really do. 439 00:33:04,499 --> 00:33:06,490 Now, that's an interesting feature. 440 00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:09,331 Come back, you absconders! 441 00:33:09,604 --> 00:33:11,538 Watch yourself, ma'am. 442 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,398 I love this rug. 443 00:33:14,776 --> 00:33:18,177 - Come back here, you varmints! - Run. Move. Go. 444 00:33:23,017 --> 00:33:24,348 Nice car. 445 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:26,075 Don't hit me. 446 00:33:26,721 --> 00:33:30,179 It's a modified Chevrolet with a big 24 on the side. 447 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:39,131 Out of the way, fancy boy. I'm a-commandeering this here clown car. 448 00:33:39,233 --> 00:33:40,962 After them, boys! 449 00:33:41,069 --> 00:33:42,366 Shotgun! 450 00:33:43,938 --> 00:33:46,907 Rag-flagging ragtag sidekicks! 451 00:33:48,976 --> 00:33:51,774 Slow down, will you? I'm waddling here. 452 00:33:51,879 --> 00:33:54,643 Come back, you darn idiot galoots! 453 00:33:59,487 --> 00:34:03,890 There's gotta be 314 hotels and 142 casinos in Las Vegas. 454 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:06,119 We are never going to find that duck. 455 00:34:10,765 --> 00:34:12,790 Daff never misses a cue. 456 00:34:19,841 --> 00:34:22,332 - What's up, duck? - Don't you start with me. 457 00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:24,342 Excuse me. 458 00:34:25,446 --> 00:34:26,640 You! 459 00:34:26,748 --> 00:34:27,806 - You. - Him. 460 00:34:27,915 --> 00:34:29,143 - Her. - Them! 461 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:30,649 Out of my way! 462 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:36,414 Dagnabbit! 463 00:34:36,524 --> 00:34:40,153 - You are in big trouble, mister. - Agreed! 464 00:34:45,466 --> 00:34:46,490 Out! 465 00:34:46,601 --> 00:34:49,297 What are you doing, kidnapping me? Stop the car. 466 00:34:49,370 --> 00:34:51,304 This is my adventure, bub. 467 00:34:58,212 --> 00:34:59,509 Coming through. 468 00:35:03,985 --> 00:35:07,352 What brings you to Las Vegas? You ran out of people to fire in L.A.? 469 00:35:07,455 --> 00:35:09,082 You stole my duck. 470 00:35:09,157 --> 00:35:12,786 - Your duck? I belong to the world. - You know what? You can have him. 471 00:35:22,470 --> 00:35:25,337 Dynamite? Who has dynamite? 472 00:35:25,706 --> 00:35:27,105 Welcome to my world. 473 00:35:29,110 --> 00:35:30,134 Hang on. 474 00:35:42,657 --> 00:35:44,887 Throw it out the window. Throw it out! 475 00:35:44,992 --> 00:35:48,223 - But innocent people could be hurt. - Throw it out the window! 476 00:35:48,329 --> 00:35:50,991 It will send the wrong message to children. 477 00:36:06,881 --> 00:36:09,145 Didn't he used to be behind us? 478 00:36:23,164 --> 00:36:25,894 We're having duck tonight, boys. 479 00:36:26,534 --> 00:36:30,368 Just a suggestion, but all those in favor of not hitting that wall say "aye." 480 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,201 - Aye! - Mother. 481 00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:33,905 Taking you to Mother. 482 00:36:58,699 --> 00:37:02,567 Look, a shooting star. Quick, everybody make a wish. 483 00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:07,907 You know, I'm beginning to think that this one is the spy car. 484 00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:08,703 What? 485 00:37:10,912 --> 00:37:13,574 ETA to Mother, 10 minutes. 486 00:37:26,093 --> 00:37:29,756 Please return your seatbacks to their full and upright position. 487 00:37:29,864 --> 00:37:33,027 So, what are your plans now, if I may ask? 488 00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:35,534 Daffy will save us. He's the hero. 489 00:37:35,603 --> 00:37:37,696 All right, bucktooth. Stick a carrot in it. 490 00:37:37,772 --> 00:37:41,105 Everybody calm down, all right? I can handle this. 491 00:37:53,287 --> 00:37:54,879 Sell my Warner Brothers stock. 492 00:37:54,956 --> 00:37:57,948 I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny is about to die. 493 00:38:04,598 --> 00:38:05,963 Out of gas. 494 00:38:06,467 --> 00:38:09,265 What? It doesn't work like that. 495 00:38:12,306 --> 00:38:13,671 Thanks, toots. 496 00:38:25,686 --> 00:38:27,517 - Carrot? - No, thanks. 497 00:38:33,594 --> 00:38:37,690 You really think that playing card is going to help you rescue your father? 498 00:38:37,798 --> 00:38:39,197 Yeah, I do. 499 00:38:40,001 --> 00:38:42,799 You know this all sounds insane, right? 500 00:38:47,174 --> 00:38:50,769 I remember the first time I saw your dad in the movies. 501 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,609 So breathtaking. 502 00:39:01,122 --> 00:39:03,022 Your hair smells nice. 503 00:39:04,225 --> 00:39:08,628 - You say something? - No, just saying good night. 504 00:39:10,564 --> 00:39:11,997 I'm telling you, Daffy... 505 00:39:12,066 --> 00:39:15,126 I heard the Warner Brothers say you were their best duck. 506 00:39:15,202 --> 00:39:18,194 Flattered though I may be, flattened I will not... 507 00:39:18,305 --> 00:39:20,136 in order for you to get the laughs. 508 00:39:20,207 --> 00:39:22,641 It's all... And then... 509 00:39:24,145 --> 00:39:27,137 - And your tail is on fire. - Exactly my point. 510 00:39:27,214 --> 00:39:29,705 No, really, your tail's on fire. 511 00:39:33,054 --> 00:39:35,045 Daff, you're accident-prone. 512 00:39:36,223 --> 00:39:38,020 What am I talking to you for? 513 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:42,653 All you have to do is munch on a carrot, and people love you. 514 00:39:50,236 --> 00:39:54,172 I need you to move my 12:00 appointment up to 2:00 and then back to 11:00. 515 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:58,006 Then just cancel it. And I need you to get a helicopter and... 516 00:39:58,077 --> 00:40:00,170 No, don't put me on hold. 517 00:40:01,046 --> 00:40:02,172 Oh, God. 518 00:40:04,049 --> 00:40:07,018 I can't die out here. 519 00:40:07,186 --> 00:40:09,017 This wasn't the plan. 520 00:40:09,188 --> 00:40:11,918 After this comedy... 521 00:40:13,692 --> 00:40:15,922 I promised myself I would only do real movies... 522 00:40:16,028 --> 00:40:19,691 about the human condition crammed with social relevance. 523 00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:24,702 There's nothing but a big rock for 10 miles in that, that... 524 00:40:24,904 --> 00:40:26,929 that, and that direction. 525 00:40:30,042 --> 00:40:31,270 I say we go that way. 526 00:40:31,377 --> 00:40:35,177 Say, who are you kidding here? We're goners! 527 00:40:35,247 --> 00:40:37,408 Water! I can't die now. 528 00:40:37,516 --> 00:40:41,714 Think of the millions of children who want me to have the diamond. 529 00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:43,550 The poor children! 530 00:40:44,190 --> 00:40:45,248 Look at that. 531 00:40:48,527 --> 00:40:51,394 Is it a mirage? Or just product placement? 532 00:40:51,530 --> 00:40:54,931 Who cares? With shopping convenience at such low prices. 533 00:40:55,034 --> 00:40:58,435 Water, Fresca, Mountain Dew. Your product name here. 534 00:40:59,705 --> 00:41:01,434 Is this your idea? 535 00:41:03,776 --> 00:41:04,970 The audience expects it. 536 00:41:05,077 --> 00:41:08,376 They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore. 537 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:13,711 Nice of Wal-Mart to provide these Wal-Mart beverages... 538 00:41:13,786 --> 00:41:16,880 in return for us saying "Wal-Mart" so many times. 539 00:41:21,727 --> 00:41:23,592 Where's Yosemite Sam? 540 00:41:24,163 --> 00:41:26,688 - What is your report? - Boss, it wasn't me. 541 00:41:26,765 --> 00:41:30,360 That razzan-frazzan duck and that crazy son D. J... 542 00:41:30,436 --> 00:41:32,802 and a humina-humina Dusty Tails. 543 00:41:34,106 --> 00:41:36,734 You know, that makes a lot of sense. 544 00:41:36,809 --> 00:41:38,208 Thank you. 545 00:41:41,747 --> 00:41:46,207 Mr. Drake, are you going to save us the bother of eliminating your son? 546 00:41:46,285 --> 00:41:49,083 My son is going to kick your evil butt. 547 00:41:50,256 --> 00:41:52,281 - Mr. Chairman. - Yes, Dad. 548 00:41:52,424 --> 00:41:55,222 - Desert operative. - No. 549 00:41:55,961 --> 00:41:57,792 Not a bad idea, Dad. 550 00:41:58,564 --> 00:42:01,260 Our desert operative is due for a win. 551 00:42:15,681 --> 00:42:18,741 I told you we should have made that left turn at Albuquerque. 552 00:42:18,817 --> 00:42:20,808 Don't start that again. 553 00:42:52,718 --> 00:42:54,345 All right. Here's the plan. 554 00:42:54,453 --> 00:42:58,389 We wait here for the next truck or car or camel or whatever... 555 00:42:58,490 --> 00:43:00,720 and take Bugs and Daffy... 556 00:43:00,826 --> 00:43:03,124 get back to Hollywood and finish making the movie. 557 00:43:03,195 --> 00:43:04,822 What are you going to do? 558 00:43:04,897 --> 00:43:08,663 - I'm just gonna keep walking that way. - That's your plan? 559 00:43:10,636 --> 00:43:13,628 Yep. That's the direction the car was going. 560 00:43:21,647 --> 00:43:25,174 You're not leaving me here while you make off with my diamond. 561 00:43:39,131 --> 00:43:41,531 I don't wanna get too wrapped up in your caper... 562 00:43:41,633 --> 00:43:45,399 but let's assume that you're right and Damian Drake is a spy? 563 00:43:45,504 --> 00:43:46,835 Super spy. 564 00:43:47,673 --> 00:43:51,632 What's the point of just meandering through the desert if... 565 00:43:56,482 --> 00:43:57,574 Here. 566 00:43:58,984 --> 00:44:00,212 Be safe. 567 00:44:00,319 --> 00:44:03,015 - Attaboy. Trust your instincts. - Yeah. 568 00:44:03,088 --> 00:44:07,252 Except for the water tower, the Batmobile, the rubble known as Las Vegas. 569 00:44:07,993 --> 00:44:12,225 There's nobody as rich, famous, and powerful as my father... 570 00:44:12,331 --> 00:44:14,993 who just disappears into thin air. 571 00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:23,731 Suddenly I feel like I'm in Aunt Marge's Jell-O mold. 572 00:44:24,209 --> 00:44:27,201 Guys, it's air-conditioned in here. Come on in. 573 00:44:29,848 --> 00:44:31,509 Intruder alert. 574 00:44:51,904 --> 00:44:53,098 Easy. 575 00:45:00,412 --> 00:45:01,538 Earth freak. 576 00:45:06,985 --> 00:45:10,819 Okay, buster. Where's Damian Drake and that big diamond? 577 00:45:13,759 --> 00:45:16,057 Cleanup on aisle three. 578 00:45:16,562 --> 00:45:18,393 Can I be of service? 579 00:45:18,464 --> 00:45:21,956 I am monitored to respond to the name Robbie. 580 00:45:22,067 --> 00:45:23,261 Hi, D.J. 581 00:45:24,570 --> 00:45:27,004 At ease. I'm Mother. 582 00:45:27,973 --> 00:45:31,067 Yeah, like the car said that we would be meeting you. 583 00:45:31,143 --> 00:45:32,633 How do you know my name? 584 00:45:32,811 --> 00:45:35,746 D.J., I've known you since you were this big. 585 00:45:37,416 --> 00:45:39,941 That's not really possible, is it? 586 00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:41,950 Must have been a photo. 587 00:45:42,054 --> 00:45:45,114 Let me just take care of this, and we'II... 588 00:45:46,792 --> 00:45:49,556 Give it to me straight. How bad is it? 589 00:45:49,628 --> 00:45:51,323 So, shall we? 590 00:45:52,231 --> 00:45:54,222 So little to do, so much time. 591 00:45:54,299 --> 00:45:58,292 You're going to put him back, right? I can't go back to L.A. With duck soup. 592 00:45:58,403 --> 00:46:02,772 We do have the facilities to reconstitute the body. 593 00:46:02,841 --> 00:46:05,776 The mind though, will remain a gooey mess. 594 00:46:06,478 --> 00:46:08,309 So, about my father? 595 00:46:08,814 --> 00:46:12,113 All in due time. Lovely. Yes. Blow. 596 00:46:12,184 --> 00:46:16,678 All right, break it up, fellas. Nice coats. White is the new black, you know. 597 00:46:16,788 --> 00:46:17,846 Yes. 598 00:46:18,790 --> 00:46:19,848 Look. 599 00:46:19,958 --> 00:46:22,483 - So this is Area 51, right? - No. 600 00:46:22,594 --> 00:46:25,620 The secret military base where they keep the aliens? 601 00:46:25,697 --> 00:46:29,963 No, Area 51 is actually a paranoid fantasy we concocted... 602 00:46:30,035 --> 00:46:32,970 to hide the true identity of this facility. 603 00:46:33,038 --> 00:46:35,632 - Which is? - Area 52. 604 00:46:36,108 --> 00:46:38,008 But don't quote me on that. 605 00:46:38,110 --> 00:46:40,305 Oh, right. Area 52. 606 00:46:43,382 --> 00:46:46,215 - So, Mother... - Call me "Mom." 607 00:46:46,852 --> 00:46:50,151 Mom, what is it that you do here exactly, anyway? 608 00:46:50,222 --> 00:46:54,784 Creation, transubstantiation, destruction. It's stressful. All kinds of things. 609 00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:57,795 They're already here. You're next. 610 00:46:59,865 --> 00:47:00,627 My God... 611 00:47:01,099 --> 00:47:01,997 what am I going to do with you? 612 00:47:02,067 --> 00:47:03,557 You've done nothing but screw up! 613 00:47:03,635 --> 00:47:06,627 You've walked off mesas. You've been smashed by boulders. 614 00:47:06,705 --> 00:47:08,468 You've been run over by diesel trucks. 615 00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:11,873 Don't blame the equipment. It's good. It's ACME equipment. 616 00:47:11,977 --> 00:47:14,468 You're a coyote. Be wily. 617 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,972 All right, now. Buck up and let's see a little smile. 618 00:47:20,586 --> 00:47:22,144 Little bigger. 619 00:47:25,824 --> 00:47:27,257 That's nice. 620 00:47:27,693 --> 00:47:32,153 Now, just go take a shower, and don't come back till you smell better! 621 00:47:32,397 --> 00:47:37,266 Be careful. There're men moving a safe out there, and I don't want you to... 622 00:47:37,936 --> 00:47:41,235 And be careful of the box of fireworks because... 623 00:47:43,508 --> 00:47:47,000 I suppose I should mention the plate-glass window... 624 00:47:50,682 --> 00:47:52,809 It's tough being the boss. 625 00:47:57,356 --> 00:47:59,017 A communication. 626 00:47:59,091 --> 00:48:00,649 Memo to Marvin the Martian. 627 00:48:03,895 --> 00:48:06,557 Obtain the playing card, and destroy the duck. 628 00:48:06,665 --> 00:48:11,500 And when I say destroy the duck, I mean kill him viciously and painfully. 629 00:48:11,937 --> 00:48:15,771 A mission? I'm all a-tingle. 630 00:48:16,241 --> 00:48:20,109 So, here we are in the l-can't-tell-you-what room. 631 00:48:20,212 --> 00:48:23,739 - Robert, can you take care of that, please? - Yes, madam. 632 00:48:27,085 --> 00:48:29,952 - I heard that. - What were we discussing? 633 00:48:30,055 --> 00:48:32,353 This isn't about the giant ants, is it? 634 00:48:32,424 --> 00:48:37,123 - Giant ants? - Because they're not really ants anymore. 635 00:48:37,929 --> 00:48:40,261 Tell me about the Blue Monkey. 636 00:48:41,199 --> 00:48:45,602 How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life? 637 00:48:46,972 --> 00:48:48,564 My dad told me. 638 00:48:48,907 --> 00:48:52,934 What is the point of making them pinky swear? 639 00:48:54,112 --> 00:48:55,977 All right. 640 00:48:57,049 --> 00:48:59,040 Now this tape will explain everything. 641 00:48:59,117 --> 00:49:02,109 It was prepared especially for your father. 642 00:49:05,757 --> 00:49:07,418 Greetings, Damian Drake. 643 00:49:07,492 --> 00:49:12,054 If you are watching this, you are aware that the world is in grave danger. 644 00:49:12,130 --> 00:49:16,430 The ACME Corporation is in hot pursuit of the Blue Monkey diamond... 645 00:49:16,501 --> 00:49:20,961 a supernatural gem with the ability to turn people into monkeys... 646 00:49:21,073 --> 00:49:22,335 and then back again. 647 00:49:22,441 --> 00:49:25,604 It is the ACME chairman's goal to turn the population... 648 00:49:25,677 --> 00:49:29,909 into monkey slaves to manufacture shoddy ACME goods... 649 00:49:29,981 --> 00:49:32,677 and then change them back to people to buy the stuff. 650 00:49:33,785 --> 00:49:35,252 Unbelievable. 651 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,015 Unbelievable, you may say. 652 00:49:37,122 --> 00:49:41,616 Your mission is this. ; Find it, destroy it, save humanity. 653 00:49:43,028 --> 00:49:45,861 And remember, no one wants to be turned into a monkey. 654 00:49:50,635 --> 00:49:52,193 So that's why. 655 00:49:52,871 --> 00:49:57,467 Those guys came after my dad because he was going to save the world. 656 00:49:58,110 --> 00:50:01,807 So that means if I go after the diamond, then the bad guys come after me. 657 00:50:01,913 --> 00:50:04,939 Hang on. You're not seriously thinking about... 658 00:50:05,016 --> 00:50:07,780 Taking over your father's mission? 659 00:50:09,287 --> 00:50:11,517 - I guess that would be all right. - What? 660 00:50:11,623 --> 00:50:16,117 Listen, if you're going to be a spy, you'll need spy stuff. 661 00:50:16,795 --> 00:50:20,526 So, is this where you keep all the high-tech spy gadgets? 662 00:50:23,101 --> 00:50:24,193 Yes. 663 00:50:27,806 --> 00:50:30,104 That's cool. So I get to use all this stuff? 664 00:50:30,175 --> 00:50:33,303 No, your stuff is over here. 665 00:50:35,347 --> 00:50:36,939 But I really like the... 666 00:50:37,015 --> 00:50:40,712 All right. Looks like an ordinary cell phone. 667 00:50:41,019 --> 00:50:45,149 Three-way calling, voice dialing, downloadable ringtones. 668 00:50:45,557 --> 00:50:49,391 - My phone does all that. - Superconducting electromagnet. 669 00:50:50,662 --> 00:50:52,323 - Sorry. - It's all right. 670 00:50:52,397 --> 00:50:55,059 GPS with mapping software... 671 00:50:55,167 --> 00:50:57,863 tip calculator, Gameboy. 672 00:50:57,969 --> 00:50:59,197 Gameboy? 673 00:51:00,572 --> 00:51:02,335 High-powered laser. 674 00:51:02,407 --> 00:51:06,867 Polycarbonate rappelling line with jet-propelled micro grappling hook. 675 00:51:07,179 --> 00:51:09,875 Nose hair trimmer. You always want to look your best. 676 00:51:09,981 --> 00:51:13,712 Get over here, you idiot. No, cold. Cold. Warm, warmer. 677 00:51:17,923 --> 00:51:19,584 Permit me, madam. 678 00:51:19,724 --> 00:51:22,488 Robert, darling. Excellent choice. 679 00:51:22,561 --> 00:51:23,994 Swank pants. 680 00:51:24,229 --> 00:51:26,060 And comfortable, too. 681 00:51:26,164 --> 00:51:30,567 Plus, liquid hydrogen rocket pockets, here and here. 682 00:51:30,669 --> 00:51:33,729 And stitching, nuclear-powered crotch pad... 683 00:51:35,373 --> 00:51:37,034 He'll be down in a moment. 684 00:51:40,712 --> 00:51:42,373 Wakey, wakey, friends. 685 00:51:42,447 --> 00:51:45,416 Time to wreak mayhem in the cause of evil. 686 00:51:47,752 --> 00:51:51,779 Mother, just one last question. What's the deal with this card? 687 00:51:53,058 --> 00:51:56,221 That is the window into what lies behind her smile. 688 00:51:56,294 --> 00:51:57,454 What? 689 00:51:57,562 --> 00:52:01,589 I'm sorry, our intelligence people feel a need to code everything in a riddle. 690 00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:06,399 They get some kind of perverse pleasure out of it. I think it's corporate. 691 00:52:06,938 --> 00:52:08,371 All humans. 692 00:52:09,074 --> 00:52:11,167 Looks like we got company. 693 00:52:15,580 --> 00:52:17,172 Illegal aliens. 694 00:52:19,184 --> 00:52:20,549 Exterminate them. 695 00:52:20,619 --> 00:52:24,180 Darn. I knew this day would come. 696 00:52:25,357 --> 00:52:28,053 Let us exterminate them. 697 00:52:32,898 --> 00:52:37,028 Emergency shutdown activated. Force-barrier seal in 30 seconds. 698 00:52:37,102 --> 00:52:38,569 Exterminate. 699 00:52:41,273 --> 00:52:43,366 The playing card, please. 700 00:52:43,441 --> 00:52:46,774 I'll take that. Out of my way. Hero coming through. 701 00:52:47,879 --> 00:52:49,608 There is no escape. 702 00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:56,482 You pesky fowl! 703 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:13,162 Isn't it about time to enjoy a frosty, cold soda at the concession stand? 704 00:53:13,939 --> 00:53:15,566 Exterminate! 705 00:53:16,474 --> 00:53:18,635 Get the lead out. Bus is leaving. 706 00:53:20,312 --> 00:53:22,405 Halt or be fricasseed. 707 00:53:30,355 --> 00:53:31,822 That was fun. 708 00:53:31,923 --> 00:53:33,584 Looking for this? 709 00:53:36,595 --> 00:53:38,859 Now, what did she mean by a window? 710 00:53:39,965 --> 00:53:42,866 The window into what lies behind her smile. 711 00:53:44,603 --> 00:53:46,036 That's the Mona Lisa. 712 00:53:46,137 --> 00:53:49,129 - Which is in the Louvre. - Which is in Paris. 713 00:53:49,774 --> 00:53:52,368 Just how are we supposed to get to Paris? 714 00:53:52,544 --> 00:53:53,806 Like this. 715 00:54:24,009 --> 00:54:26,477 It doesn't look like much of a window to me. 716 00:54:26,544 --> 00:54:28,478 Maybe the diamond is in the painting. 717 00:54:28,546 --> 00:54:31,709 - All we have to do is steal the Mona Lisa. - Way ahead of you. 718 00:54:33,151 --> 00:54:36,177 - No, you look, you don't touch, right? - Yeah. 719 00:54:36,321 --> 00:54:38,118 But I'm already in costume. 720 00:54:38,189 --> 00:54:40,555 - That's a good look for you. - Do you think so? 721 00:54:40,659 --> 00:54:42,183 Wait a minute. 722 00:54:51,803 --> 00:54:53,361 It is a window. 723 00:54:56,808 --> 00:54:58,298 It's an X-ray. 724 00:54:59,344 --> 00:55:00,538 Sorry. 725 00:55:03,314 --> 00:55:06,249 It's a map of Africa. Maybe that's where the diamond is. 726 00:55:06,351 --> 00:55:08,148 Hold it up. I'll take a picture. 727 00:55:08,319 --> 00:55:10,150 Can I take a picture? Please? 728 00:55:10,221 --> 00:55:13,213 Come on, give me your phone. I want to take a picture, too. 729 00:55:13,324 --> 00:55:15,087 Cheese it, the cops. 730 00:55:18,229 --> 00:55:19,321 He's gone. 731 00:55:19,397 --> 00:55:22,696 So let me take a picture, will you? I want to take a picture, too. 732 00:55:22,767 --> 00:55:25,895 Come on, please? Can I hold the window? Let me see the window. 733 00:55:26,004 --> 00:55:27,562 I'll take that! 734 00:55:29,441 --> 00:55:32,376 What gives, doc? We made 35 pictures together. 735 00:55:33,044 --> 00:55:35,535 As it turns out, I'm secretly evil. 736 00:55:35,914 --> 00:55:37,438 That's show biz for you. 737 00:55:37,549 --> 00:55:41,280 Now make with the card, so I can please my dark masters. 738 00:55:41,386 --> 00:55:43,513 Yes, sir. Queen of diamonds is your card. 739 00:55:43,588 --> 00:55:47,183 Just put it back in the deck, anywhere is fine. And oopsie-daisy! 740 00:55:47,258 --> 00:55:50,193 - Is this your card? - No. 741 00:55:50,261 --> 00:55:53,230 - This? - No. 742 00:55:54,265 --> 00:55:57,200 - Run. This? - No. 743 00:55:57,268 --> 00:55:59,736 I said it's the queen of diamonds, I tell you. 744 00:55:59,804 --> 00:56:01,396 You mean, like this one? 745 00:56:05,310 --> 00:56:07,278 Think we should go back and help him? 746 00:56:07,378 --> 00:56:10,279 Elmer never gets Bugs. It's a formula, but it works. 747 00:56:10,381 --> 00:56:13,475 The great thing about movies, you always know what will happen. 748 00:56:13,585 --> 00:56:15,280 For instance, if this was a movie... 749 00:56:15,386 --> 00:56:17,980 you and I'd probably wind up together. 750 00:56:22,594 --> 00:56:24,585 If you don't let go of me, I'll scream... 751 00:56:24,662 --> 00:56:26,857 but I'm not gonna stop screaming! 752 00:56:44,949 --> 00:56:47,144 Well, this is surreal. 753 00:56:47,385 --> 00:56:51,788 Stop or I'll fire. 754 00:57:27,592 --> 00:57:28,786 Hello. 755 00:57:30,695 --> 00:57:31,957 Oh, my. 756 00:57:33,298 --> 00:57:34,822 Ladies, please. 757 00:57:50,348 --> 00:57:51,542 Gendarme! 758 00:57:53,484 --> 00:57:56,385 - Oui, monsieur? - There's a man there. He's got a woman. 759 00:57:56,487 --> 00:58:00,014 She's tied up in a burlap sack. He's taking her to the Eiffel Tower. 760 00:58:00,124 --> 00:58:02,456 It is spring, is it not? 761 00:58:20,879 --> 00:58:22,676 I'm gonna blast you. 762 00:58:32,557 --> 00:58:33,888 Shucks. 763 00:58:48,139 --> 00:58:52,405 "Pointillism: A technique of using individual dots of pigment... 764 00:58:52,510 --> 00:58:55,479 "which, taken together, make an image." 765 00:58:56,047 --> 00:58:57,378 Oh, crud. 766 00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:02,981 I think when you go to the movies, you should learn something. 767 00:59:18,603 --> 00:59:21,595 Pardonnez-moi. Excusez-moi. 768 00:59:43,261 --> 00:59:45,456 Look at that clown here. 769 00:59:45,563 --> 00:59:48,293 Now, there's something you don't see every day. 770 00:59:49,367 --> 00:59:50,459 You. 771 00:59:51,736 --> 00:59:52,896 Come here. 772 00:59:52,971 --> 00:59:54,097 Wait a minute. 773 00:59:54,205 --> 00:59:56,298 - I don't want any trouble. - What are you doing? 774 00:59:56,407 --> 00:59:58,637 I just want your pants! 775 01:00:03,314 --> 01:00:06,772 That's right. I'm a vicious bird of prey. 776 01:00:12,557 --> 01:00:13,649 Merci. 777 01:00:44,222 --> 01:00:46,281 He's got the camera! 778 01:00:59,137 --> 01:01:00,764 Give the girl back! 779 01:01:49,353 --> 01:01:51,981 - What kept you? - You okay? 780 01:01:52,390 --> 01:01:53,789 That was great. 781 01:02:00,832 --> 01:02:04,461 I'd say it's a perfect day. Except for the fact that we lost the map. 782 01:02:04,535 --> 01:02:07,629 - We? - All right, I'm the jerk who lost the map. 783 01:02:07,705 --> 01:02:10,868 And I'm the bunny who saved the card. Voilà. 784 01:02:12,043 --> 01:02:13,704 Nice going, Bugs. 785 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:17,240 Africa. 786 01:02:18,049 --> 01:02:20,244 Chair people, I reveal to you... 787 01:02:20,351 --> 01:02:23,081 the whereabouts of the Blue Monkey. 788 01:02:28,159 --> 01:02:29,319 All right. 789 01:02:32,396 --> 01:02:36,093 There's a duck in the middle of the map. Remove the duck. 790 01:02:36,367 --> 01:02:39,859 Remove the duck! The duck is in the... 791 01:02:40,104 --> 01:02:41,230 Duck! 792 01:02:49,514 --> 01:02:53,917 We cannot let a boy, girl, duck, and rabbit thwart our plans for global domination. 793 01:02:54,018 --> 01:02:56,418 - Wanna bet? - A wager? 794 01:02:56,687 --> 01:03:01,351 $5 says my son will scuttle your diabolical plans and save the world. 795 01:03:01,559 --> 01:03:04,426 You're awfully spunky for a man in your position. 796 01:03:05,630 --> 01:03:08,599 How do you like that, Mr. Slap Yourself in Your Own Face? 797 01:03:08,699 --> 01:03:10,758 Give him a good zets every once in a while. 798 01:03:10,868 --> 01:03:12,358 My pleasure. 799 01:03:12,436 --> 01:03:15,132 Now, I think I'm going to hedge my bet. 800 01:03:15,239 --> 01:03:18,140 I'm going to unleash our most vicious operative. 801 01:03:27,585 --> 01:03:32,386 Mr. Chairman, while we agree that the Tasmanian Devil is quite vicious... 802 01:03:32,590 --> 01:03:36,321 if memory serves, he is also really stupid. 803 01:03:36,594 --> 01:03:39,062 Really? So are you. 804 01:03:47,138 --> 01:03:48,571 That's a good boy. 805 01:03:54,178 --> 01:03:56,237 I withdraw my objection. 806 01:04:11,996 --> 01:04:14,521 This would have been a lot easier underground. 807 01:04:14,632 --> 01:04:19,035 Come on, it's only another 6,000 cubits in this here thick direction. 808 01:04:24,942 --> 01:04:28,139 Look, Granny, it's that nice boy from next door. 809 01:04:28,679 --> 01:04:30,374 Little Damian. 810 01:04:30,715 --> 01:04:33,206 How funny seeing you here, dear. 811 01:04:33,484 --> 01:04:34,678 Hi, Granny. 812 01:04:34,785 --> 01:04:37,720 Would you and your little friends like a lift? 813 01:04:38,489 --> 01:04:40,150 Giddyup, Dumbo. 814 01:04:41,125 --> 01:04:44,617 Sure was a lucky coincidence you showing up just now. 815 01:04:44,829 --> 01:04:46,888 Yes, wasn't it? 816 01:05:05,683 --> 01:05:07,480 I've discovered my roots. 817 01:05:07,551 --> 01:05:09,644 I've discovered my lunch. 818 01:05:15,526 --> 01:05:17,153 Cry freedom! 819 01:05:29,273 --> 01:05:31,207 What a fantastic view. 820 01:05:31,375 --> 01:05:32,842 Unless you're in the audience... 821 01:05:32,910 --> 01:05:36,937 in which case you've been staring at an elephant's behind for 30 seconds. 822 01:05:39,417 --> 01:05:41,282 My destiny awaits. 823 01:05:47,258 --> 01:05:48,623 I guess this is our stop. 824 01:05:48,726 --> 01:05:51,718 Enjoy the rest of your adventure, children. 825 01:06:18,622 --> 01:06:22,251 This is the Blue Monkey? This dime-store bauble? 826 01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:26,728 - I've been rooked. Shafted by the gods. - Nice going, Daffy. 827 01:06:26,797 --> 01:06:29,960 I demand recompense. I want my diamond. 828 01:06:30,167 --> 01:06:32,761 Where is my humongous rock? 829 01:06:36,273 --> 01:06:37,570 Pressed duck. 830 01:06:48,185 --> 01:06:50,949 - This looks like a puzzle piece. - What? 831 01:06:51,689 --> 01:06:53,520 Wait a minute. 832 01:07:14,678 --> 01:07:16,339 Are we rich yet? 833 01:07:17,548 --> 01:07:18,879 Any time now. 834 01:07:54,518 --> 01:07:57,749 I'm rich. I'm affluent. My liquidity is assured. 835 01:08:00,024 --> 01:08:02,754 Daffy, get back here. Don't touch that! 836 01:08:03,093 --> 01:08:04,754 Let go! Don't you dare! 837 01:08:04,862 --> 01:08:07,490 - The rock is mine. So close. - You mind? 838 01:08:07,565 --> 01:08:10,864 Yes, I mind. I'm the hero. I should get the treasure. 839 01:08:10,935 --> 01:08:13,597 The girl, too, but we'll discuss that later. 840 01:08:16,407 --> 01:08:20,366 Careful with my diamond. Easy, now. 841 01:08:28,452 --> 01:08:31,353 Dad, this is for you. 842 01:08:38,028 --> 01:08:41,930 Why, D.J., why you? Why wasn't it me? 843 01:08:42,399 --> 01:08:45,027 Just academic curiosity, you understand. 844 01:08:45,102 --> 01:08:47,297 Gotta go. Bank closes at 5:00. 845 01:08:47,404 --> 01:08:50,965 - Come on, Daffy, change him back. - All right. 846 01:08:51,709 --> 01:08:53,267 Buddy pictures. 847 01:08:56,413 --> 01:08:58,813 - D.J., pal, you're okay. - Yeah. 848 01:09:00,784 --> 01:09:02,149 Give me that. 849 01:09:02,253 --> 01:09:05,086 - I liked you better as a monkey. - Thanks. 850 01:09:06,457 --> 01:09:08,288 That is so sweet. 851 01:09:08,459 --> 01:09:11,895 Now if you could just hand over the diamond. 852 01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:17,567 Immediately! 853 01:09:18,836 --> 01:09:20,133 My turn. 854 01:09:27,645 --> 01:09:29,010 Pardon. 855 01:09:29,847 --> 01:09:33,442 - All right, now, I've come for the diamond. - I knew it was you. 856 01:09:33,651 --> 01:09:37,109 You knew it was me, did you? You're wrong. Because I'm not me. 857 01:09:37,187 --> 01:09:38,814 I'm actually... 858 01:09:39,990 --> 01:09:42,254 I can't. I can't reach over the hat. 859 01:09:42,326 --> 01:09:45,318 I'd rehearse back at ACME, but I never wore the hat. 860 01:09:45,429 --> 01:09:48,330 And now the hat is throwing me off. Would you... 861 01:09:48,465 --> 01:09:51,434 Thank you very much. Now, I'm actually... 862 01:09:54,204 --> 01:09:55,535 Your father. 863 01:09:56,340 --> 01:09:58,308 - Dad. - Saw that one coming. 864 01:09:58,375 --> 01:10:00,275 Look into your heart, D.J. 865 01:10:00,711 --> 01:10:04,044 - You know it's true. - No, it can't be true. 866 01:10:04,381 --> 01:10:06,212 You're right, it isn't. 867 01:10:08,519 --> 01:10:10,214 Let's do some drills. 868 01:10:11,055 --> 01:10:13,216 This doesn't make a lick of sense. 869 01:10:15,125 --> 01:10:17,184 Well, who's laughing now? 870 01:10:18,896 --> 01:10:21,956 Apparently, no one. Anyway, give me the Monkey! 871 01:10:22,032 --> 01:10:24,193 No, forget that, man. You're evil. 872 01:10:25,569 --> 01:10:27,400 Thank you, but... 873 01:10:27,638 --> 01:10:32,041 Anyway, Mr. Smith, let's show this muscle-bound beefcake... 874 01:10:32,142 --> 01:10:34,633 who I have sometimes been mistaken for... 875 01:10:34,712 --> 01:10:37,374 what it's like to live in the real world. 876 01:10:40,985 --> 01:10:45,319 Have you ever been disintegrated in one place and then reassembled in another? 877 01:10:45,389 --> 01:10:46,686 Fire away. 878 01:10:52,529 --> 01:10:54,429 No, you don't! 879 01:11:25,062 --> 01:11:27,292 I thought they fixed that glitch. 880 01:11:29,366 --> 01:11:30,526 Mr. Smith is fired! 881 01:11:30,601 --> 01:11:33,069 I have to do everything myself around here. 882 01:11:36,573 --> 01:11:38,871 - Good. - You... 883 01:11:45,916 --> 01:11:47,213 Henchmen. 884 01:11:47,284 --> 01:11:48,410 Dad. 885 01:11:48,719 --> 01:11:50,914 So this is the remote that works. 886 01:11:51,822 --> 01:11:54,950 This, my friend, is the ACME Train of Death... 887 01:11:55,259 --> 01:11:57,784 which is not good news for your father. 888 01:11:57,928 --> 01:11:59,327 Don't worry about me, son. 889 01:11:59,430 --> 01:12:01,796 I've gotten out of worse scrapes than this one. 890 01:12:01,899 --> 01:12:04,732 You see, if the Train of Death doesn't kill him... 891 01:12:04,802 --> 01:12:06,963 then those crates of TNT will. 892 01:12:07,071 --> 01:12:09,904 Not to mention the 2-ton anvil hanging over his head. 893 01:12:09,973 --> 01:12:12,942 And look. There's the Pendulum of Doom. 894 01:12:13,010 --> 01:12:16,173 What's the Pendulum of Doom doing there? I did not order it. 895 01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:18,748 It's overkill. Get rid of it. 896 01:12:20,751 --> 01:12:24,278 Now, if you want to keep your family "together"... 897 01:12:24,988 --> 01:12:27,684 I would hand over the Blue Monkey now. 898 01:12:28,492 --> 01:12:30,756 Don't worry, son. I'm fine. 899 01:12:37,034 --> 01:12:40,470 - You're a sick man, you know that? - Get used to it. 900 01:12:41,105 --> 01:12:43,437 Excuse me? What about my father? 901 01:12:44,942 --> 01:12:47,877 - He's waiting for a train. - What? You... 902 01:12:48,645 --> 01:12:50,545 Where's Marvin the Martian? 903 01:12:50,848 --> 01:12:54,875 All right, here is the Blue Monkey. Go put it on the satellite. Go! 904 01:12:56,453 --> 01:12:58,546 No, you don't, eight ball. 905 01:13:14,505 --> 01:13:17,406 You'd never catch that rabbit being this heroic. 906 01:13:17,508 --> 01:13:20,739 - What's up, doc? - You're despicable. 907 01:13:45,869 --> 01:13:47,166 Vandals. 908 01:13:53,010 --> 01:13:55,911 Your friends' efforts will prove to be futile. 909 01:13:56,013 --> 01:13:59,949 You see, here is the Blue Monkey, here is the ACME satellite. 910 01:14:00,050 --> 01:14:03,781 When the Blue Monkey is finally docked in the satellite... 911 01:14:05,222 --> 01:14:07,452 I will transmit a beam around the world... 912 01:14:07,558 --> 01:14:11,050 which will transform everyone but me into monkeys. 913 01:14:11,562 --> 01:14:13,587 Now take them away! 914 01:14:14,131 --> 01:14:15,894 Don't you think that'll get Ionely... 915 01:14:15,966 --> 01:14:20,130 Mr. All My Friends Swing from Trees and Pick Fleas Out of Their Furry Butts? 916 01:14:20,237 --> 01:14:24,435 Lonely? I suppose I could use a little human companionship. 917 01:14:24,808 --> 01:14:26,298 Thanks a lot. 918 01:14:26,810 --> 01:14:28,869 I've seen you notice me. 919 01:14:29,413 --> 01:14:30,971 I know I'm hot. 920 01:14:32,149 --> 01:14:35,312 But I prefer someone with a little more oomph. 921 01:14:35,886 --> 01:14:38,252 I prefer Mary! 922 01:14:42,326 --> 01:14:43,793 Hello, Mary. 923 01:14:43,927 --> 01:14:45,827 We're a cute couple, don't you think? 924 01:14:45,929 --> 01:14:49,729 Take those future simians away and lower the Monkey shield. 925 01:15:05,682 --> 01:15:08,776 Earthlings have the worst sense of direction. 926 01:15:11,455 --> 01:15:14,982 What do you know, he fell for it. I guess I owe you $5. 927 01:15:32,476 --> 01:15:34,467 Did you order satellite? 928 01:15:34,845 --> 01:15:36,608 I don't even have cable. 929 01:15:46,823 --> 01:15:49,485 You know, when I fired that duck... 930 01:15:49,860 --> 01:15:51,885 I never would have seen this coming. 931 01:15:51,995 --> 01:15:53,485 Gotta be a way out of this. 932 01:15:53,563 --> 01:15:57,329 You can get out of this, son. You've just got to set your mind to it. 933 01:15:57,401 --> 01:16:00,393 Besides, I'm hearing my dad's voice in my head. 934 01:16:00,570 --> 01:16:03,368 Actually, I'm down here, son. 935 01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:12,580 Hold on, Dad, I'll be right down! 936 01:16:17,688 --> 01:16:19,087 That was too easy. 937 01:16:29,499 --> 01:16:31,228 What was that noise, son? 938 01:16:33,103 --> 01:16:37,039 - You know how I always wanted a dog? - Yeah? 939 01:16:37,741 --> 01:16:39,003 I just got one. 940 01:16:52,622 --> 01:16:55,216 Wait. Maybe he wants to play fetch. 941 01:16:55,892 --> 01:16:59,953 - Nice mechanical doggy. - Good dog. Want to play? 942 01:17:00,430 --> 01:17:03,422 Good boy. Fetch! 943 01:17:14,478 --> 01:17:17,447 It looks to be a deadly mission requiring strength... 944 01:17:17,547 --> 01:17:19,572 cunning and nerves of steel. 945 01:17:19,649 --> 01:17:22,641 So good luck, Bugsy, I'll keep the engine running. 946 01:17:24,287 --> 01:17:25,777 You tricked me! 947 01:17:26,156 --> 01:17:27,453 What's up, Darth? 948 01:17:27,557 --> 01:17:31,152 Now I must incapacitate you with my bubble gun. 949 01:17:31,661 --> 01:17:33,060 Ain't that cute? 950 01:17:34,731 --> 01:17:38,132 Of course you realize this means war. 951 01:17:50,647 --> 01:17:53,480 You go that way. I'm gonna go this way. 952 01:18:07,998 --> 01:18:10,091 Bad dog! Sit! 953 01:18:10,367 --> 01:18:12,927 I don't want to put you under any added pressure... 954 01:18:13,003 --> 01:18:16,495 but judging by the vibrations of these train tracks, I've got about... 955 01:18:16,606 --> 01:18:18,938 one minute and forty-two seconds left. 956 01:18:19,009 --> 01:18:20,499 Down! Put him down. 957 01:18:30,654 --> 01:18:33,145 What am I gonna do? What would Damian Drake do? 958 01:18:33,223 --> 01:18:35,054 What would Duck Dodgers do? 959 01:18:35,192 --> 01:18:37,626 Wait a minute. I am Duck Dodgers! 960 01:18:37,794 --> 01:18:40,490 Yes, I'm going to be the hero of this picture! 961 01:18:40,564 --> 01:18:42,862 Duck Dodgers to the rescue! 962 01:18:53,677 --> 01:18:54,803 Duck... 963 01:18:57,848 --> 01:19:01,807 It's you-know-who to the rescue! It helps if you don't say the name. 964 01:19:07,891 --> 01:19:09,017 Bad dog! 965 01:20:04,814 --> 01:20:08,716 Disgusting Earth rodent. Now to neutralize that duck. 966 01:20:15,992 --> 01:20:17,482 This can't be good. 967 01:20:21,831 --> 01:20:26,495 Now the diamond will bathe the Earth in a monkey-transforming glow. 968 01:20:26,803 --> 01:20:30,432 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 969 01:20:31,007 --> 01:20:33,840 six, five, four... 970 01:20:34,277 --> 01:20:36,802 three, two, one. 971 01:20:38,648 --> 01:20:41,173 Thwarting evil makes me so angry. 972 01:20:46,590 --> 01:20:48,649 That takes care of that. 973 01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:04,830 Thanks, Daff. 974 01:21:07,143 --> 01:21:09,373 Darn dark side! 975 01:21:11,481 --> 01:21:12,971 Are you all monkeys yet? 976 01:21:29,332 --> 01:21:32,790 Checkmate, Mr. Chairman. You're going down. 977 01:21:35,872 --> 01:21:38,170 Come on, say it. Just a little "You're my hero"? 978 01:21:38,241 --> 01:21:40,471 - Nope, sorry. - Bugs, say it, come on. 979 01:21:40,543 --> 01:21:43,205 - Not interested. - No one will ever know. 980 01:21:46,816 --> 01:21:49,080 I'm really proud of you, D.J. 981 01:21:49,519 --> 01:21:51,646 I knew I could count on you. 982 01:21:52,589 --> 01:21:53,715 Yes. 983 01:21:55,992 --> 01:21:58,222 Dad, I think we should move. 984 01:21:59,729 --> 01:22:03,426 - What was wrong with Beverly Hills? - I meant from this spot. 985 01:22:21,618 --> 01:22:25,213 - I think we scratched it. - Don't worry, it's a rental. 986 01:22:25,288 --> 01:22:27,518 You guys, you pulled it off! 987 01:22:27,590 --> 01:22:30,252 - You pulled it off, all right. - Give me that. 988 01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:31,759 Way to go, Daffy. 989 01:22:31,861 --> 01:22:34,295 You didn't do so bad yourself, stunt boy. 990 01:22:34,397 --> 01:22:35,762 To set the record straight... 991 01:22:35,865 --> 01:22:39,596 all credit for saving the human race goes to Daffy. 992 01:22:39,703 --> 01:22:40,965 Exactly. 993 01:22:41,071 --> 01:22:43,801 Oh, no, you don't, buster. You're the hero. 994 01:22:45,809 --> 01:22:50,143 Wait a minute. Pronoun trouble. I'm the hero. 995 01:22:50,246 --> 01:22:51,736 I'm the hero, all right. 996 01:22:52,282 --> 01:22:54,147 Are you gonna introduce us, D.J.? 997 01:22:54,250 --> 01:22:57,413 - Dad, this is Kate. Kate, this is... - Damian Drake. 998 01:22:57,487 --> 01:23:01,321 I'm a really big fan... of your son. 999 01:23:02,726 --> 01:23:06,093 Daff, you achieved your goal of being a hero. 1000 01:23:06,162 --> 01:23:08,653 Yep, but you didn't achieve your goal... 1001 01:23:08,765 --> 01:23:11,290 of getting me back in your stupid movie. 1002 01:23:12,402 --> 01:23:15,337 - Cut. Great, that's a wrap. - That's it, guys. 1003 01:23:15,438 --> 01:23:17,998 Remind me to get a new agent, will you? 1004 01:23:18,174 --> 01:23:19,436 Thanks. 1005 01:23:20,110 --> 01:23:22,670 Wait a minute. Maybe we are a team. 1006 01:23:22,846 --> 01:23:26,441 Bugs and Daffy. No, Daffy and Bugs. What do you think? 1007 01:23:31,421 --> 01:23:33,321 Excuse me, do you remember me? 1008 01:23:33,423 --> 01:23:36,620 I threatened your manliness, and you got me fired? 1009 01:23:36,793 --> 01:23:38,260 I know you. 1010 01:23:38,928 --> 01:23:40,452 Do I know him? 1011 01:23:40,830 --> 01:23:44,857 You must be someone that I got fired. See, I get a lot of people fired. 1012 01:23:46,269 --> 01:23:48,794 - You be good now. - So like I said... 1013 01:23:51,608 --> 01:23:54,600 Not again. He's down again. Are you okay? 1014 01:23:54,811 --> 01:23:57,006 - Come on. - He said he can do stunts. 1015 01:23:57,113 --> 01:23:58,603 Bugs is here. Gotta go. 1016 01:23:58,681 --> 01:24:00,114 Daffy, you're right. 1017 01:24:00,183 --> 01:24:02,378 - The usual place, Mr. Bunny? - Very good. 1018 01:24:02,485 --> 01:24:06,387 From now on, you and I are going to be equal partners in this thing. 1019 01:24:06,489 --> 01:24:08,616 No more second banana for you. 1020 01:24:09,058 --> 01:24:11,993 Thanks, pal. I really appreciate this. 1021 01:24:12,061 --> 01:24:14,552 At last my star is rising. 1022 01:24:14,664 --> 01:24:17,064 All my hopes and aspirations... 1023 01:24:21,905 --> 01:24:25,033 What do you know? My luck is changing already. 1024 01:24:36,419 --> 01:24:38,011 Go home, folks.