1 00:00:17,403 --> 00:00:19,239 In the "New York HeraId..." 2 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,617 November 26, year 1911... 3 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:25,912 there is an account of the hanging of three men. 4 00:00:29,749 --> 00:00:33,253 They died for the murder of Sir Edmund WiIIiam Godfrey... 5 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:34,879 husband, father, pharmacist... 6 00:00:34,963 --> 00:00:37,090 and aII-around gentIeman resident... 7 00:00:37,090 --> 00:00:40,885 of Greenberry HiII, London. 8 00:00:40,927 --> 00:00:43,054 He was murdered by three vagrants... 9 00:00:43,096 --> 00:00:45,306 whose motive was simpIe robbery. 10 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:47,016 They were identified as... 11 00:00:47,058 --> 00:00:49,602 Joseph Green... 12 00:00:49,602 --> 00:00:51,688 StanIey Berry... 13 00:00:51,729 --> 00:00:53,606 and DanieI HiII. 14 00:00:57,443 --> 00:01:00,363 Green, Berry, HiII. 15 00:01:01,906 --> 00:01:06,619 And I wouId Iike to think this was onIy a matter of chance. 16 00:01:08,955 --> 00:01:11,249 As reported in the "Reno Gazette..." 17 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:14,169 June of 1983... 18 00:01:14,169 --> 00:01:16,171 there is the story of a fire... 19 00:01:16,171 --> 00:01:18,423 the water that it took to contain thefire... 20 00:01:19,841 --> 00:01:23,636 and a scuba diver named Delmer Darion. 21 00:01:26,389 --> 00:01:30,768 Employee of the Nugget Hotel and Casino, Reno, Nevada... 22 00:01:30,768 --> 00:01:32,770 engaged as a blackjack dealer. 23 00:01:32,854 --> 00:01:34,939 Well-liked and well-regarded... 24 00:01:35,023 --> 00:01:38,067 as a physical, recreational, and sporting sort... 25 00:01:38,151 --> 00:01:40,612 Delmer's true passion wasforthe lake. 26 00:01:51,414 --> 00:01:54,542 As reported by the coroner, Delmer died of a heart attack... 27 00:01:54,584 --> 00:01:57,045 somewhere between the lake and the tree... 28 00:01:57,045 --> 00:01:58,630 but most curious side note... 29 00:01:58,630 --> 00:02:01,841 is the suicide the next day of Craig Hansen... 30 00:02:01,841 --> 00:02:05,011 volunteer firefighter, estranged father of four... 31 00:02:05,053 --> 00:02:07,430 and a poor tendency to drink. 32 00:02:07,430 --> 00:02:10,642 Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane that accidentally... 33 00:02:10,683 --> 00:02:13,394 lifted Delmer Darion out of the water. 34 00:02:13,478 --> 00:02:16,356 Added to this, Mr. Hansen's tortured life... 35 00:02:16,397 --> 00:02:19,984 met before with Delmer Darion just two nights previous. 36 00:02:20,026 --> 00:02:21,402 All l need is a two. 37 00:02:21,486 --> 00:02:24,531 All you need is a deuce. All right. 38 00:02:24,614 --> 00:02:26,115 That is an eight. 39 00:02:26,157 --> 00:02:28,785 Glad you like my work. Moment of truth. 40 00:02:29,953 --> 00:02:31,412 The weight of the guilt... 41 00:02:31,454 --> 00:02:34,207 and the measure of coincidence so large... 42 00:02:34,207 --> 00:02:36,251 Craig Hansen took his life. 43 00:02:38,169 --> 00:02:40,129 And l am trying to think... 44 00:02:40,171 --> 00:02:43,842 this was all only a matter of chance. 45 00:02:43,883 --> 00:02:47,137 The tale told at a 1961 awards dinner... 46 00:02:47,178 --> 00:02:50,140 for the American Association of Forensic Science... 47 00:02:50,181 --> 00:02:53,560 by Dr. John Harper, president of the association... 48 00:02:53,601 --> 00:02:56,729 began with a simple suicide attempt. 49 00:02:56,771 --> 00:03:00,066 Seventeen-year-old Sydney Barringer... 50 00:03:00,108 --> 00:03:05,405 in the city of Los Angeles on March 23, 1958. 51 00:03:21,379 --> 00:03:23,756 The coroner ruled that the unsuccessful suicide... 52 00:03:23,798 --> 00:03:26,926 had suddenly become a successful homicide. 53 00:03:26,968 --> 00:03:30,472 To explain--the suicide was confirmed by a note... 54 00:03:30,513 --> 00:03:33,683 in the right hip pocket of Sydney Barringer. 55 00:03:33,725 --> 00:03:38,062 At the same time young Sydney stood on the ledge... 56 00:03:38,104 --> 00:03:40,773 an argument swelled three stories below. 57 00:03:40,773 --> 00:03:43,985 The neighbors heard, as they usually did... 58 00:03:44,027 --> 00:03:45,778 the arguing of the tenants... 59 00:03:45,820 --> 00:03:47,197 and it was not uncommon for them... 60 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,491 to threaten each other with a shotgun... 61 00:03:49,532 --> 00:03:51,784 or one of the many handguns kept in the house. 62 00:03:51,826 --> 00:03:53,703 l'm going to put you down! 63 00:03:53,745 --> 00:03:55,955 And when the shotgun accidentally went off... 64 00:03:55,997 --> 00:03:57,207 You asshole! 65 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,793 Sydney just happened to pass. 66 00:04:00,835 --> 00:04:01,961 What? 67 00:04:02,003 --> 00:04:04,964 Shut the fuck up! 68 00:04:05,006 --> 00:04:08,593 Added to this, the tenants turned out to be... 69 00:04:08,635 --> 00:04:10,345 Fay and Arthur Barringer... 70 00:04:10,386 --> 00:04:13,473 Sydney's mother and father. 71 00:04:13,515 --> 00:04:15,600 When confronted with the charge... 72 00:04:15,642 --> 00:04:19,229 which took some figuring out for the officers on the scene... 73 00:04:19,229 --> 00:04:23,399 Fay Barringer swore she did not know the gun was loaded. 74 00:04:23,483 --> 00:04:26,986 She always threatens me with it, but l don't keep it loaded. 75 00:04:26,986 --> 00:04:29,656 And you didn't load the gun? 76 00:04:29,697 --> 00:04:31,157 Why would l load the gun? 77 00:04:31,157 --> 00:04:33,368 A young boy who lived in the building... 78 00:04:33,409 --> 00:04:36,371 sometimes a visitor and friend to Sydney Barringer... 79 00:04:36,371 --> 00:04:38,706 said that he had seen, six days prior... 80 00:04:38,748 --> 00:04:40,416 the loading of the shotgun. 81 00:04:40,416 --> 00:04:42,043 Ricky, come here a minute. 82 00:04:42,043 --> 00:04:44,295 lt seems that all the arguing and fighting... 83 00:04:44,379 --> 00:04:47,507 and violence was far too much for Sydney Barringer... 84 00:04:47,549 --> 00:04:50,885 and knowing his mother and father's tendency to fight... 85 00:04:50,969 --> 00:04:53,555 he decided to do something. 86 00:04:53,638 --> 00:04:56,432 He said he wanted them to kill each other... 87 00:04:56,474 --> 00:04:59,310 and all they wanted to do was to kill each other... 88 00:04:59,352 --> 00:05:02,564 and he would help them do that if that's what they wanted. 89 00:05:02,605 --> 00:05:06,609 Sydney Barringer jumps from the ninth floor rooftop. 90 00:05:06,651 --> 00:05:09,279 His parents argue three stories below. 91 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:12,407 Her accidental shotgun blast hits Sydney in the stomach... 92 00:05:12,407 --> 00:05:15,410 as he passes the arguing sixth floor window. 93 00:05:15,410 --> 00:05:18,538 He is killed instantly, but continues to fall... 94 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:20,999 only to find, five stories below... 95 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,418 a safety net installed three days prior... 96 00:05:23,418 --> 00:05:25,962 for a set of window washers thatwould've broken his fall... 97 00:05:26,004 --> 00:05:29,424 and saved his life--if not for the hole in his stomach. 98 00:05:29,466 --> 00:05:33,136 So Fay Barringer was charged with the murder of her son... 99 00:05:33,136 --> 00:05:38,224 and Sydney Barringer noted as an accomplice in his own death. 100 00:05:38,266 --> 00:05:39,976 And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator... 101 00:05:40,018 --> 00:05:43,229 that this is not just "something that happened." 102 00:05:43,229 --> 00:05:47,066 This cannot be "one of those things." 103 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:49,944 This, please, cannot be that. 104 00:05:49,986 --> 00:05:52,780 And for what l would like to say, l can't. 105 00:05:52,822 --> 00:05:55,492 This was not just a matter of chance. 106 00:05:57,577 --> 00:05:59,829 These strange things happen all the time. 107 00:06:29,567 --> 00:06:32,320 ln this big game that we play, life... 108 00:06:32,362 --> 00:06:34,447 it's not what you hope for or deserve... 109 00:06:34,489 --> 00:06:36,866 it's what you take. 110 00:06:36,866 --> 00:06:40,578 l'm Frank T.J. 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Winnicott. 140 00:08:04,662 --> 00:08:06,664 1911. North America. South America. 141 00:08:06,664 --> 00:08:09,375 The answer is four. Twenty-two. Gravity. 142 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:11,294 The answer is "The Life of Samuel Johnson." 143 00:08:16,841 --> 00:08:18,927 Let's go. You should've done that ten minutes ago. 144 00:08:18,927 --> 00:08:21,596 -We need more dog food. -Talk in the car. 145 00:08:21,638 --> 00:08:24,432 Look, l got a serious audition today. 146 00:08:24,474 --> 00:08:26,100 Come on. That one, too? 147 00:08:26,142 --> 00:08:28,436 l need this one. 148 00:08:28,478 --> 00:08:31,439 l don't understand why you need 4 bags of books to go to school. 149 00:08:33,358 --> 00:08:35,735 There's no reason for this many backpacks. 150 00:08:36,903 --> 00:08:38,863 -Be ready at 2:00. -lt should be 1:30. 151 00:08:38,863 --> 00:08:42,158 l told you l got an audition. l won't be here till 2:00. 152 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,244 Get your stuff. l got to go. Love you. 153 00:08:44,285 --> 00:08:45,411 Love you, too. 154 00:08:45,453 --> 00:08:48,498 Donnie, do you have an answer? 155 00:08:48,581 --> 00:08:51,167 l do, Jimmy. Prometheus. 156 00:08:51,251 --> 00:08:52,418 lt is! 157 00:08:54,504 --> 00:08:56,464 Donnie, how does it feel? 158 00:09:00,552 --> 00:09:01,719 Pretty exciting. 159 00:09:01,719 --> 00:09:04,347 Bet you don't get many people my age getting braces. 160 00:09:04,389 --> 00:09:06,891 You were so cute on that game show. 161 00:09:06,891 --> 00:09:09,727 Bet you can't answer any questions now, though. 162 00:09:09,769 --> 00:09:12,105 -We're all set to go, Donnie. -Good. 163 00:09:12,147 --> 00:09:14,065 l'll see you tomorrow morning. 164 00:09:14,107 --> 00:09:16,067 You're running around like crazy, huh? 165 00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:17,569 Gonna be late for work. 166 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,292 The Quiz Kid Donnie Smith! 167 00:09:43,094 --> 00:09:44,471 How's today, then? 168 00:09:44,554 --> 00:09:48,349 Fucking bullshit is what this is. 169 00:09:48,391 --> 00:09:50,518 Fucking regrets. 170 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,605 And we do these things, move through this life. 171 00:09:55,315 --> 00:09:57,650 l'm going to need your help, Phil. 172 00:09:57,692 --> 00:09:59,319 You got to help me on something today. 173 00:09:59,402 --> 00:10:01,404 l'll take care. Anything, Earl. 174 00:10:01,488 --> 00:10:03,698 You're his doctor, and that's why. 175 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:06,618 Tell me something. 176 00:10:06,701 --> 00:10:08,786 And he needs more pills. Fuck it. 177 00:10:08,828 --> 00:10:11,289 He needs more pills, and l need some answers... 178 00:10:11,331 --> 00:10:12,999 so l'm coming to see you. 179 00:10:16,669 --> 00:10:17,962 Good morning, Linda. 180 00:10:23,051 --> 00:10:25,094 l love you, my darling. 181 00:10:25,136 --> 00:10:27,597 l'll be back in a while. l have to do some things. 182 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,350 l have to see something, and l'll be back. 183 00:10:31,768 --> 00:10:33,144 Fuck! 184 00:10:38,399 --> 00:10:41,820 Press one to hear this person's description of themselves... 185 00:10:41,903 --> 00:10:45,323 and two to leave a personal message of your own. 186 00:10:45,406 --> 00:10:49,786 Well, hello. This is Jim. l work in law enforcement. 187 00:10:49,828 --> 00:10:51,329 l'm an officer for the LAPD... 188 00:10:51,412 --> 00:10:53,748 and work out of the North Hollywood district. 189 00:10:53,748 --> 00:10:56,543 l love my job, and l love to go to the movies. 190 00:10:56,543 --> 00:10:58,753 l try to stay physically fit. My job demands it. 191 00:10:58,837 --> 00:11:00,588 So l'm in pretty good shape. l'm getting up there, though. 192 00:11:00,672 --> 00:11:05,093 l'm 32, 6 foot 2, and weigh about 180... 193 00:11:05,093 --> 00:11:07,220 if that's important to you. 194 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:09,430 l'm really interested in meeting someone special... 195 00:11:09,472 --> 00:11:10,849 who likes quiet things. 196 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:12,308 My life is very stressful... 197 00:11:12,392 --> 00:11:15,019 and l hope for a relationship that is very calm... 198 00:11:15,061 --> 00:11:17,647 and undemanding and loving. 199 00:11:17,647 --> 00:11:22,277 If you are this person, leave me a message at box number 8-2. 200 00:11:22,318 --> 00:11:23,444 Thank you. 201 00:11:29,784 --> 00:11:32,620 So much violence... 202 00:11:32,662 --> 00:11:34,581 but that's the way of the world. 203 00:11:34,622 --> 00:11:36,166 Good luck, as always. 204 00:11:36,249 --> 00:11:38,459 Serve and protect and all that other blah-blah-blah... 205 00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:40,211 on the side of the car. 206 00:11:43,089 --> 00:11:45,550 Let me tell you something. 207 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:48,928 This is not an easy job. 208 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:52,849 l get a call on the radio from dispatch. 209 00:11:52,932 --> 00:11:56,519 lt's bad news... 210 00:11:56,561 --> 00:11:58,188 and it stinks. 211 00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:04,652 But this is my job, and l love it. 212 00:12:06,279 --> 00:12:08,615 Because l want to do well. 213 00:12:08,698 --> 00:12:12,035 ln this life and in this world, l want to do well... 214 00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:14,996 and l want to help people. 215 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,707 And l might get twenty bad calls a day... 216 00:12:17,749 --> 00:12:20,376 but one time l can help someone... 217 00:12:20,418 --> 00:12:22,921 l make a save... 218 00:12:22,962 --> 00:12:26,925 l correct a wrong or right a situation... 219 00:12:26,966 --> 00:12:28,718 then l'm a happy cop. 220 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,682 And we move through this life, we should try and do good. 221 00:12:40,271 --> 00:12:41,731 Do good. 222 00:12:44,776 --> 00:12:47,904 And if we can do that... 223 00:12:47,946 --> 00:12:50,406 and not hurt anyone else... 224 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:54,160 well, then... 225 00:13:04,337 --> 00:13:05,839 -Hello? -Who is it? 226 00:13:05,922 --> 00:13:08,133 Every time l turn around, there's something else. 227 00:13:08,174 --> 00:13:10,135 -Slow down. -You can't just come in here! 228 00:13:10,135 --> 00:13:11,511 The door was open, ma'am. l got a call. 229 00:13:11,553 --> 00:13:13,096 -You're not allowed to come in. -Calm down. 230 00:13:13,138 --> 00:13:14,305 l am calm. 231 00:13:14,389 --> 00:13:17,267 l got a call to this apartment, report of a disturbance. 232 00:13:17,308 --> 00:13:18,685 There's no disturbance. 233 00:13:18,685 --> 00:13:22,647 l got a call of a disturbance. l want to see what's going on. 234 00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:24,357 There's no disturbance. 235 00:13:24,399 --> 00:13:26,109 Then, you got nothing to worry about. 236 00:13:26,151 --> 00:13:30,113 You don't tell me. l know my rights. You can't... 237 00:13:30,155 --> 00:13:31,990 Ma'am, you want to test me? 238 00:13:32,031 --> 00:13:35,160 Want to tell me about the law book? 239 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:38,288 You push me far enough, l will take you to jail. 240 00:13:38,371 --> 00:13:42,333 -Now calm yourself down. -l am calm! 241 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:45,545 No. You are not calm. You're screaming at me. 242 00:13:45,587 --> 00:13:48,047 Do you understand? 243 00:13:48,089 --> 00:13:51,217 l got a call of a disturbance, and l'm checking it out. 244 00:13:51,259 --> 00:13:55,138 That is what l'm going to do. Are you alone in here? 245 00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:56,764 l ain't got to answer you. 246 00:13:56,806 --> 00:14:00,268 No, you don't, but l'm going to ask you one more time. 247 00:14:00,268 --> 00:14:01,561 Are you alone in here? 248 00:14:01,603 --> 00:14:03,521 What does it look like? 249 00:14:03,563 --> 00:14:05,899 -There's no one else in here? -You in here. 250 00:14:07,692 --> 00:14:10,612 That's true, but is there anyone else... 251 00:14:10,612 --> 00:14:12,697 besides me and you in this house? 252 00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,491 No. l said that already. 253 00:14:14,532 --> 00:14:16,868 -Are you lying to me? -l live by myself. 254 00:14:16,951 --> 00:14:20,663 That might be true, but the question l'm asking you... 255 00:14:20,705 --> 00:14:22,957 ls there anyone else in this house right now? 256 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,630 -What is your name? -Marcie. 257 00:14:28,671 --> 00:14:31,591 Marcie, l'm going to need you to take a seat here. 258 00:14:31,674 --> 00:14:33,384 l prefer to stand up. 259 00:14:33,426 --> 00:14:35,386 l'm not asking. 260 00:14:37,055 --> 00:14:38,598 l didn't even do nothing! 261 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,141 Move, ma'am. 262 00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:50,360 Like l was saying, l'm here to check on a disturbance. 263 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,321 Some of your neighbors heard screaming and a loud crash. 264 00:14:53,363 --> 00:14:55,990 l don't even know no loud crash. 265 00:14:56,032 --> 00:14:58,701 -What was that? -l didn't hear nothing. 266 00:14:58,701 --> 00:15:00,203 Sit on the couch. 267 00:15:00,245 --> 00:15:01,704 l ain't got to do a goddamn thing. 268 00:15:01,704 --> 00:15:05,166 -What's this bullshit? -Do not do this. 269 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:09,003 -Do not slap me, ma'am. -This is bullshit! 270 00:15:09,003 --> 00:15:13,007 For what? Huh? Tell me for what! 271 00:15:13,049 --> 00:15:15,593 l asked you to sit on the couch, ma'am. 272 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,681 This is bullshit. Fucking bullshit. 273 00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:22,142 15-L-27, l'm going to need backup. 274 00:15:22,183 --> 00:15:24,519 What the fuck is this? lt's bullshit, mother fucker! 275 00:15:24,519 --> 00:15:26,229 Stay right there, Marcie. 276 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,314 Fucking bullshit, and you know it! 277 00:15:28,356 --> 00:15:30,775 -Stay there, Marcie. -Don't go in my bedroom! 278 00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:34,612 This is bullshit, motherfucker! Don't go down the hallway! 279 00:15:34,654 --> 00:15:36,698 Don't go down my motherfucking hallway! 280 00:15:36,781 --> 00:15:37,949 LAPD! 281 00:15:37,949 --> 00:15:40,160 Don't go in my goddamn bedroom! 282 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,245 Come out now with your hands up! 283 00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:46,374 What'd l tell you? Ain't nobody in there! 284 00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,459 Where the fuck you going, motherfucker? 285 00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:50,712 Don't go in my goddamn bedroom! 286 00:15:50,795 --> 00:15:52,797 Stay out of my motherfucking closet! 287 00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:54,757 What'd l tell you? 288 00:15:54,841 --> 00:15:56,551 This is the police! 289 00:15:56,593 --> 00:16:01,764 If anyone is in this closet, come out now with your hands up. 290 00:16:01,806 --> 00:16:05,393 Marcie, do not drag that couch any further! 291 00:16:05,435 --> 00:16:06,811 Don't do this, man! 292 00:16:06,811 --> 00:16:09,564 There's nobody in my motherfucking closet! 293 00:16:09,606 --> 00:16:12,567 If l have to open this closet, you will get shot! 294 00:16:12,609 --> 00:16:15,403 Come back here, motherfucker! 295 00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:17,822 What can't you goddamn fucking talk to me? 296 00:16:17,822 --> 00:16:20,700 There's nobody in there! l told you! 297 00:16:20,783 --> 00:16:22,285 Marcie, quiet down! 298 00:16:24,496 --> 00:16:26,456 This don't make no fucking sense! 299 00:16:26,539 --> 00:16:29,000 This don't make no goddamn sense! 300 00:16:29,042 --> 00:16:31,461 This is bullshit, motherfucker! 301 00:16:31,503 --> 00:16:33,171 Why can't you talk to me? 302 00:16:34,756 --> 00:16:38,176 What the hell is this, Marcie? 303 00:16:38,218 --> 00:16:40,512 That ain't mine. 304 00:16:41,554 --> 00:16:44,682 He's fucking dying as we're sitting here. 305 00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:46,267 There's not a fucking... 306 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,353 Jesus, how can you tell me to calm down? 307 00:16:48,394 --> 00:16:51,189 l can help you through this the best way l know how... 308 00:16:51,189 --> 00:16:53,733 but there's certain things you have to take care of. 309 00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:55,318 We can go over them... 310 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,111 but l need to know that you're listening to me. 311 00:16:57,153 --> 00:16:59,656 l'm in a fucking state. 312 00:16:59,656 --> 00:17:01,699 lt's like he's going, and l don't know... 313 00:17:01,741 --> 00:17:04,869 Just tell me practical things, like what to do with his body. 314 00:17:04,911 --> 00:17:08,206 What do l do when he dies? What happens then? 315 00:17:08,248 --> 00:17:10,083 That's what Hospice can take care of for you. 316 00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,043 They'll send over a nurse... 317 00:17:12,127 --> 00:17:14,462 No. He has Phil now. 318 00:17:14,504 --> 00:17:15,964 Phil's one of the nurses from the service? 319 00:17:17,215 --> 00:17:20,218 If you're happy with Phil taking care of him, fine... 320 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:23,096 but contact Hospice to arrange for the body. 321 00:17:23,138 --> 00:17:24,806 You don't understand. 322 00:17:24,848 --> 00:17:29,227 There's more pain, and the fucking pills aren't working. 323 00:17:29,269 --> 00:17:32,772 The past two days, he can't really swallow... 324 00:17:32,856 --> 00:17:36,651 and l don't know if the pills are going down. 325 00:17:36,651 --> 00:17:38,111 l can't see inside his mouth anymore. 326 00:17:38,111 --> 00:17:40,280 l'm up all night staring at him... 327 00:17:40,321 --> 00:17:41,865 and l don't know if the pills are going down. 328 00:17:41,906 --> 00:17:43,658 He moans and he hurts. 329 00:17:43,658 --> 00:17:46,119 We can fix that, because l can give you... 330 00:17:46,161 --> 00:17:48,163 Are you listening? 331 00:17:48,163 --> 00:17:50,248 l'm listening. l'm getting better. 332 00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:51,875 Do you want to sit down? 333 00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:53,501 l need to sit down. 334 00:17:57,714 --> 00:18:00,133 Linda, Earl's not going to make it. 335 00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:03,636 He's dying. He is. Very, very rapidly. 336 00:18:03,678 --> 00:18:07,557 The thing here is to make this experience... 337 00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:10,977 as painless and easy for him as possible. 338 00:18:11,019 --> 00:18:12,770 You understand? 339 00:18:12,812 --> 00:18:16,900 Hospice will take care of all the technical things. 340 00:18:16,941 --> 00:18:20,236 They will help you and take care of the body. 341 00:18:20,278 --> 00:18:22,489 They are who you call when he dies. 342 00:18:23,781 --> 00:18:25,617 There's the number of Hospice. 343 00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:31,706 Now, as far as the morphine pills go... 344 00:18:31,706 --> 00:18:33,666 there's something else to consider. 345 00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:38,713 There's a very potent solution of liquid morphine. 346 00:18:38,755 --> 00:18:41,883 And it's a little bottle, has an eye dropper. 347 00:18:41,925 --> 00:18:44,385 Very easy to get into his mouth and drop on his tongue... 348 00:18:44,385 --> 00:18:47,514 and it will certainly diminish the pain that he's in. 349 00:18:49,474 --> 00:18:53,603 But you need to realize that once you give it to him... 350 00:18:53,603 --> 00:18:55,939 there really is no going back. 351 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:58,566 lt will certainly cure his pain... 352 00:18:58,608 --> 00:19:00,777 but he will drift in and out of consciousness... 353 00:19:00,819 --> 00:19:03,863 even worse than he is now. 354 00:19:03,905 --> 00:19:08,743 All sign of the recognizable Earl will pretty much go away. 355 00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:13,665 What the fuck can l say to that? 356 00:19:13,706 --> 00:19:15,500 l don't know what to say to that. 357 00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:28,972 l don't want to do this... 358 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,100 Sit here. 359 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:37,397 l can see the thing,you know. 360 00:19:37,397 --> 00:19:40,400 lt's getting there, that's the cocksucker. 361 00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:44,988 l see that pen. 362 00:19:45,029 --> 00:19:47,157 l see it. l know it's there. 363 00:19:47,198 --> 00:19:48,741 l reach for it. 364 00:19:53,538 --> 00:19:55,665 No, no goddamn use. 365 00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,711 l have a son, you know. 366 00:19:59,794 --> 00:20:02,839 You do? Where is he? 367 00:20:02,922 --> 00:20:04,507 l don't know. 368 00:20:04,549 --> 00:20:07,177 l mean... 369 00:20:07,218 --> 00:20:08,720 he's around. 370 00:20:09,971 --> 00:20:14,726 He's here in town, but l don't know. 371 00:20:14,726 --> 00:20:17,061 You know... 372 00:20:17,061 --> 00:20:19,105 He's a tough one. 373 00:20:20,398 --> 00:20:21,941 Very. 374 00:20:26,571 --> 00:20:27,947 Got a girlfriend, Phil? 375 00:20:29,115 --> 00:20:32,035 -Get a girlfriend. -l'm trying. 376 00:20:32,118 --> 00:20:35,330 Do good things with her. Share the things. 377 00:20:35,371 --> 00:20:38,124 All that bullshit is true. 378 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:41,920 Find a good one, hold on, and all that. 379 00:20:41,961 --> 00:20:43,630 Where's Linda? 380 00:20:43,671 --> 00:20:45,965 She went out to run some errands. 381 00:20:46,007 --> 00:20:47,509 She'll be back. 382 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,887 She's a good girl. 383 00:20:52,222 --> 00:20:56,684 She's a little nuts, but she's a good girl, l think. 384 00:20:58,770 --> 00:21:00,980 She's a little daffy. 385 00:21:01,064 --> 00:21:03,149 She loves you. 386 00:21:03,149 --> 00:21:06,027 Well, maybe. 387 00:21:06,069 --> 00:21:10,198 Yeah. She's a good one. 388 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,952 When's the last time you talked to your son? 389 00:21:13,993 --> 00:21:16,955 l don't know. 390 00:21:16,955 --> 00:21:19,457 Ten. 391 00:21:19,499 --> 00:21:23,086 Maybe ten...five. 392 00:21:26,214 --> 00:21:31,094 Fuck. Fuck. 393 00:21:31,136 --> 00:21:33,638 lt's another thing that goes. 394 00:21:33,638 --> 00:21:35,056 Your memory? 395 00:21:35,056 --> 00:21:38,268 Time lines, you know? 396 00:21:38,351 --> 00:21:44,232 l can remember things, but not right there. 397 00:21:44,315 --> 00:21:48,361 You know? The fuck you know. 398 00:21:48,403 --> 00:21:50,405 l've seen it before. 399 00:21:50,446 --> 00:21:51,906 Other fucking assholes like me? 400 00:21:51,906 --> 00:21:55,869 -There's no asshole like you. -Cocksucker. 401 00:21:55,910 --> 00:21:57,745 How come every word you use... 402 00:21:57,745 --> 00:21:59,998 is "cocksucker," "shit-balls," or "fuck"? 403 00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:03,376 -Do me a personal favor. -Go fuck myself. 404 00:22:03,376 --> 00:22:06,671 You got it. God. 405 00:22:13,386 --> 00:22:15,638 l can't... 406 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,515 l can't hold on to this any longer. 407 00:22:17,557 --> 00:22:19,767 Want another morphine pill? 408 00:22:19,809 --> 00:22:21,895 No. Give me the fucking phone. 409 00:22:21,895 --> 00:22:23,438 Who you gonna call? 410 00:22:23,438 --> 00:22:27,484 l want to see this. Where is he? 411 00:22:27,525 --> 00:22:29,486 -Who? -Jack. 412 00:22:29,527 --> 00:22:33,198 ls Jack your son? 413 00:22:33,239 --> 00:22:36,284 Do you want to call him on the phone? 414 00:22:36,326 --> 00:22:39,245 l can dial the number if you can remember it. 415 00:22:39,329 --> 00:22:40,705 lt's not him. 416 00:22:40,747 --> 00:22:44,417 lt's not him. He's a fucking asshole. 417 00:22:44,459 --> 00:22:47,962 Phil, come here. This is so boring. 418 00:22:48,004 --> 00:22:51,174 So goddamn... 419 00:22:51,216 --> 00:22:54,052 That dying wish... 420 00:22:54,093 --> 00:22:58,932 and all that old-man-on-a-bed... 421 00:22:58,973 --> 00:23:02,685 wants one thing... 422 00:23:02,727 --> 00:23:05,563 Find him on a... 423 00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:12,487 Frank. 424 00:23:12,570 --> 00:23:17,534 His name's Frank Mackey. 425 00:23:19,577 --> 00:23:23,957 Frank Mackey? That's your son? 426 00:23:23,998 --> 00:23:25,542 Not my name. 427 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:31,214 Go find... 428 00:23:31,256 --> 00:23:32,882 Find Lily. 429 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:37,887 Give me that. Give me. 430 00:23:40,348 --> 00:23:43,977 Give me-- If you give me that... 431 00:23:43,977 --> 00:23:49,190 over there on... 432 00:23:49,190 --> 00:23:51,734 Fuck. l can't hold on to this. 433 00:23:51,818 --> 00:23:53,695 l got it. 434 00:25:37,423 --> 00:25:40,552 Respect the cock. 435 00:25:42,595 --> 00:25:46,224 And tame the cunt! 436 00:25:49,227 --> 00:25:50,979 Tame it! 437 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:52,522 Take it on head first with the skills... 438 00:25:52,522 --> 00:25:57,527 that l will teach you at work and say no! 439 00:25:57,569 --> 00:26:00,071 You will not control me! No! 440 00:26:00,071 --> 00:26:03,074 You will not take my soul! No! 441 00:26:03,116 --> 00:26:05,785 You will not win this game! 442 00:26:05,827 --> 00:26:09,038 Because it's a game, guys. You want to think it's not? 443 00:26:09,038 --> 00:26:11,082 Go back to the schoolyard... 444 00:26:11,124 --> 00:26:15,628 and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. 445 00:26:19,632 --> 00:26:22,385 Respect the cock. 446 00:26:27,474 --> 00:26:30,477 You are embedding this thought. 447 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,979 l am the one who's in charge. 448 00:26:34,481 --> 00:26:37,734 l am the one who says yes! 449 00:26:37,775 --> 00:26:39,235 No! 450 00:26:39,277 --> 00:26:41,779 Now! 451 00:26:41,779 --> 00:26:43,072 Here! 452 00:26:50,246 --> 00:26:52,457 Because it's universal, man. 453 00:26:52,457 --> 00:26:55,251 lt is evolutional. lt is anthropological. 454 00:26:55,335 --> 00:27:00,006 lt is biological. lt is animal. 455 00:27:00,006 --> 00:27:03,468 We... 456 00:27:03,510 --> 00:27:05,011 are... 457 00:27:09,390 --> 00:27:10,975 men! 458 00:27:17,857 --> 00:27:19,359 You Gwenovier? 459 00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,152 l'm Captain Muffy, Frank's personal assistant. 460 00:27:21,194 --> 00:27:24,030 This is Doc. We can go in right down here. 461 00:27:24,072 --> 00:27:26,157 He started about thirty-five minutes ago... 462 00:27:26,199 --> 00:27:28,535 but he's probably getting all pumped up right now. 463 00:27:28,576 --> 00:27:31,204 Look down at the top of the page. 464 00:27:31,287 --> 00:27:33,123 What does it say? 465 00:27:33,164 --> 00:27:34,833 Get a calendar! 466 00:27:34,874 --> 00:27:37,710 That's right. l cannot stress this enough. 467 00:27:37,710 --> 00:27:41,047 lt's a simple item. lt's 99 cents at the store. 468 00:27:41,089 --> 00:27:44,717 But if you look into your packs, reach deep... 469 00:27:44,759 --> 00:27:49,430 you'll see l have been nice enough to include one. 470 00:27:49,472 --> 00:27:53,309 That's just the kind of prick l am. 471 00:27:53,351 --> 00:27:57,147 You need this calendar. lt doesn't seem like much. 472 00:27:57,188 --> 00:27:58,690 lt's a simple, small item... 473 00:27:58,731 --> 00:28:02,443 but it is going to make all the difference in your world. 474 00:28:02,485 --> 00:28:04,487 You meet a girl, you work an A-3 interruption. 475 00:28:04,529 --> 00:28:08,116 Say, an eight-day waiting period before next contact. 476 00:28:08,158 --> 00:28:10,577 How are you going to know when those eight days are up? 477 00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:13,830 That's right. You mark that calendar. 478 00:28:13,872 --> 00:28:17,417 You're going to stick with me and this calendar... 479 00:28:17,459 --> 00:28:19,002 and you're going to set goals. 480 00:28:19,002 --> 00:28:22,130 If you really want to make that friend something else... 481 00:28:22,172 --> 00:28:24,632 you have to be tough on yourself. 482 00:28:24,632 --> 00:28:27,635 You have to set goals. 483 00:28:27,635 --> 00:28:30,054 You, sir, in the brown short-sleeve shirt. 484 00:28:30,096 --> 00:28:32,474 l can't read your name tag. What's your name? 485 00:28:40,815 --> 00:28:43,526 Hi, is Frankthere? 486 00:28:43,568 --> 00:28:45,695 No, you have the wrong number. 487 00:28:45,737 --> 00:28:48,907 l'm sorry. l'm looking for a Frank Mackey. 488 00:28:48,990 --> 00:28:51,493 There's no Frank here. 489 00:28:51,576 --> 00:28:56,664 ls this 818-775-3993? 490 00:28:56,706 --> 00:28:59,417 Yeah, but you have the wrong number. 491 00:28:59,459 --> 00:29:03,463 Do you know a Jack, by any chance? 492 00:29:04,714 --> 00:29:07,050 Just a regular deal. Loosers and tighters. 493 00:29:07,091 --> 00:29:09,469 -We're all set upstairs. -Thanks. 494 00:29:09,552 --> 00:29:15,642 She called me up and asked me for advice about a guy. 495 00:29:15,683 --> 00:29:17,936 -Got everything you need? -All set. 496 00:29:17,977 --> 00:29:20,939 Does she know how you feel about her? 497 00:29:21,022 --> 00:29:22,524 Yes. Absolutely. 498 00:29:22,607 --> 00:29:24,859 And what did she say? 499 00:29:24,943 --> 00:29:28,321 She says she doesn't feel that way about me. 500 00:29:28,321 --> 00:29:30,532 l don't think there's anyone in this room... 501 00:29:30,573 --> 00:29:33,076 who doesn't understand that kind of pain, Geoff... 502 00:29:33,117 --> 00:29:35,370 and l want to thank you for sharing that. 503 00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:37,372 Let me tell you what we're going to teach Denise... 504 00:29:37,455 --> 00:29:41,876 when we put our calendars to work and set goals. 505 00:29:41,918 --> 00:29:44,254 What l say is, "Denise..." 506 00:29:44,254 --> 00:29:46,381 "Denise the Piece." 507 00:29:46,422 --> 00:29:49,801 l mark it down. l write it up. 508 00:29:49,843 --> 00:29:51,928 And you have been warned. 509 00:29:51,970 --> 00:29:55,265 Because l have my lasers... 510 00:29:55,306 --> 00:29:57,934 l have my tasers, l have my lCBMs... 511 00:29:57,976 --> 00:30:02,939 l have my bazookas, my jets pointed right at you. 512 00:30:03,022 --> 00:30:05,900 Because me and my brothers, we like to celebrate. 513 00:30:05,942 --> 00:30:10,446 And on the first of May, we celebrate V-Day. 514 00:30:13,575 --> 00:30:18,746 And come June, baby, it is the lick of my spoon. 515 00:30:19,747 --> 00:30:22,542 Come August, we like to celebrate... 516 00:30:22,542 --> 00:30:27,005 Saint Suck My Big Fat Fucking Sausage! 517 00:30:27,005 --> 00:30:29,215 l set goals for myself... 518 00:30:29,257 --> 00:30:31,551 and when l say l do not want to take it anymore... 519 00:30:31,593 --> 00:30:33,261 l will not take it anymore. 520 00:30:33,303 --> 00:30:36,473 You think she's your friend, Geoff? 521 00:30:36,514 --> 00:30:37,849 They're not your friends. 522 00:30:37,932 --> 00:30:42,103 Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad? 523 00:30:42,145 --> 00:30:45,231 When things go wrong, think they'll be there for us? 524 00:30:45,231 --> 00:30:46,691 You think again. 525 00:30:46,733 --> 00:30:50,361 Fucking Denise, Denise the Piece... 526 00:30:50,445 --> 00:30:54,199 you're gonna give me that cherry pie, sweet mama baby. 527 00:30:58,661 --> 00:31:00,914 Yeah, but listen up, that is not to say... 528 00:31:00,955 --> 00:31:03,333 that we don't all need females just as friends... 529 00:31:03,374 --> 00:31:05,168 because we'll learn later in Chapter Twenty-three... 530 00:31:05,210 --> 00:31:07,128 having a couple of chick friends... 531 00:31:07,170 --> 00:31:09,214 comes in real handy in setting jealousy traps. 532 00:31:09,214 --> 00:31:11,049 We'll get to that later. 533 00:31:11,049 --> 00:31:15,261 Right now, pull out your blue booklets, page 18. 534 00:31:15,303 --> 00:31:18,348 We're going quickly, but we'll workshop it later. 535 00:31:18,389 --> 00:31:19,808 Eighteen, blue booklet. 536 00:31:22,769 --> 00:31:25,897 This is simple and clean, and if done correctly... 537 00:31:25,939 --> 00:31:27,774 can be very effective in getting some bush. 538 00:31:27,816 --> 00:31:29,317 Here we go. 539 00:31:29,317 --> 00:31:31,110 Call your so-called friend and set a date. 540 00:31:31,152 --> 00:31:34,656 Make it around 7:30. Call her on the phone. 541 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:02,934 Hi. ls Claudia here? 542 00:32:02,934 --> 00:32:06,312 She's sleeping. 543 00:32:06,354 --> 00:32:09,858 Are you her boyfriend? 544 00:32:09,941 --> 00:32:12,235 You're Jimmy Gator, right? 545 00:32:12,318 --> 00:32:15,196 That's right. What's your name? 546 00:32:15,238 --> 00:32:18,032 l'm Ray. 547 00:32:18,032 --> 00:32:19,367 So, are you her boyfriend? 548 00:32:19,409 --> 00:32:23,663 -No, l'm just a friend. -l see. 549 00:32:23,705 --> 00:32:27,959 -What are you doing here? -l'm her father. 550 00:32:27,959 --> 00:32:30,170 Mind if l come in? 551 00:32:30,211 --> 00:32:32,714 Sure. 552 00:32:32,755 --> 00:32:34,048 Thanks. 553 00:32:44,225 --> 00:32:45,685 What the fuck is this? 554 00:32:45,727 --> 00:32:47,854 lt's me, Claudia. 555 00:32:47,896 --> 00:32:51,649 What do you want? Why are you here? 556 00:32:51,691 --> 00:32:55,612 l'd like to talk to you. Your boyfriend let me in. 557 00:32:55,612 --> 00:32:59,240 That's not my boyfriend. Want to call me a slut? 558 00:32:59,282 --> 00:33:01,493 No, l don't. 559 00:33:01,576 --> 00:33:03,453 What the fuck do you want? 560 00:33:03,453 --> 00:33:06,539 l want to sit and talk with you. 561 00:33:06,581 --> 00:33:08,958 Don't sit down! 562 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,128 l want to. God, l want so many things. 563 00:33:12,170 --> 00:33:13,838 Maybe we could just talk and straighten out... 564 00:33:13,838 --> 00:33:15,173 l don't want to talk to you! 565 00:33:15,215 --> 00:33:17,133 l have to talk about so many things. 566 00:33:17,217 --> 00:33:18,968 l don't want to talk to you! 567 00:33:19,052 --> 00:33:21,137 lt doesn't have to be now. 568 00:33:21,179 --> 00:33:22,680 We can make a date to set some othertime. 569 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,475 l didn't mean to walk in on you like this. 570 00:33:25,558 --> 00:33:28,728 Why are you here? Why are you doing this? 571 00:33:28,770 --> 00:33:30,688 You want to call me a whore? 572 00:33:30,772 --> 00:33:33,733 l don't want you to think l'm that way to you. 573 00:33:33,775 --> 00:33:35,902 l won't call you a slut. 574 00:33:35,985 --> 00:33:40,406 Yeah, right. What are you doing here? 575 00:33:40,448 --> 00:33:43,368 What the fuck are you doing in my house? 576 00:33:43,368 --> 00:33:45,995 Please don't yell. Honey,just don't go crazy. 577 00:33:46,037 --> 00:33:47,497 l'm not crazy! 578 00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:50,458 Don't you tell me that l'm crazy! 579 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:53,962 l'm sick, Claudia. 580 00:33:53,962 --> 00:33:55,130 Fuck you! 581 00:33:55,171 --> 00:33:56,965 No, please, listen to me. 582 00:33:57,006 --> 00:33:59,509 Listen to me right now, Claudia. 583 00:33:59,592 --> 00:34:03,513 l am dying. l got sick and l fell down... 584 00:34:03,596 --> 00:34:07,559 Fuck you! Get the fuck out of my house! 585 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:12,230 l'm dying. l have cancer, Claudia. 586 00:34:12,230 --> 00:34:13,898 And l'm dying very soon. 587 00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:15,400 Fuck you. 588 00:34:15,441 --> 00:34:18,403 lt's metastasized in my bones. 589 00:34:18,486 --> 00:34:21,364 l'm not lying to you. This is the truth. 590 00:34:21,364 --> 00:34:23,783 l'm telling you, Claudia, l'm going to lose. 591 00:34:23,825 --> 00:34:25,702 Get out. 592 00:34:28,163 --> 00:34:30,707 Get the fuck out of here! 593 00:34:30,707 --> 00:34:32,542 Get out! Go! 594 00:34:32,584 --> 00:34:34,627 Your mother would like to hear from you. 595 00:34:34,627 --> 00:34:37,755 Fuck you. Get out! 596 00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:42,469 Get the fuck out of my house now! 597 00:34:42,469 --> 00:34:43,761 Get out! 598 00:35:12,624 --> 00:35:13,917 Hey, Avi. 599 00:35:15,210 --> 00:35:16,878 Just one sec. 600 00:35:22,467 --> 00:35:25,470 -Please. -Don't do this. 601 00:35:25,512 --> 00:35:28,389 This is so fucked, Solomon! l don't deserve this! 602 00:35:28,431 --> 00:35:32,393 Don't get strong, Donnie. This is making sense. 603 00:35:32,393 --> 00:35:34,854 This is making a lot of sense. 604 00:35:34,896 --> 00:35:38,107 You are not doing the job l askyou to do. 605 00:35:38,149 --> 00:35:40,443 A job l give you. 606 00:35:40,485 --> 00:35:42,695 Over and over and over. 607 00:35:42,695 --> 00:35:45,406 l'm sorry, but l won't say l'm sorry much more. 608 00:35:45,448 --> 00:35:48,451 l don't have any money, Solomon. If you fire me... 609 00:35:48,493 --> 00:35:51,287 l pay you! l give you a paycheck! 610 00:35:51,329 --> 00:35:54,124 Your sales suck, Don! 611 00:35:54,124 --> 00:35:55,667 l give! l give! 612 00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:59,087 When l find you, when l meet you, what? 613 00:35:59,129 --> 00:36:00,964 l put your name up on a fucking billboard. 614 00:36:01,005 --> 00:36:04,008 l put you in my store. My salesman. 615 00:36:04,050 --> 00:36:06,261 My fucking representation of Solomon Solomon Electronic! 616 00:36:06,302 --> 00:36:08,513 The Quiz Kid Donnie Smith from the game show! 617 00:36:08,596 --> 00:36:12,350 l lent you my celebrity, my name! Exactly! 618 00:36:12,350 --> 00:36:13,852 Fuck you! Fuck you! 619 00:36:13,852 --> 00:36:16,813 l paid you! l paid you! 620 00:36:16,813 --> 00:36:21,109 l gave you a fucking chance, over and over, you let me down! 621 00:36:21,151 --> 00:36:23,278 l trust you with so much! 622 00:36:23,319 --> 00:36:26,322 Keys to my store. The codes to my locks. 623 00:36:26,364 --> 00:36:28,158 The life and blood of my business! 624 00:36:28,199 --> 00:36:31,327 ln return, you smash in 7-Eleven! 625 00:36:31,369 --> 00:36:33,663 Always late! Loans! 626 00:36:33,705 --> 00:36:36,458 The loans l give you for your kitchen you never did! 627 00:36:36,499 --> 00:36:37,834 l paid you back! 628 00:36:37,876 --> 00:36:40,462 Two years later and from your paycheck! 629 00:36:40,503 --> 00:36:42,380 l never charged interest! 630 00:36:42,380 --> 00:36:44,841 Solomon, please! 631 00:36:44,883 --> 00:36:46,843 l am so fucked here if you do this! 632 00:36:46,885 --> 00:36:50,388 This is the worst timing l could ever imagine! 633 00:36:50,430 --> 00:36:52,182 l need to keep working! 634 00:36:52,223 --> 00:36:55,435 l have so many debts, so many things... 635 00:36:55,518 --> 00:36:58,271 l have my surgery! 636 00:36:58,271 --> 00:37:00,773 -My oral surgery coming! -What surgery? 637 00:37:00,815 --> 00:37:04,068 Oral surgery! Corrective teeth surgery! 638 00:37:04,110 --> 00:37:06,613 -What is that? -Braces! 639 00:37:06,613 --> 00:37:09,157 -You don't need braces. -l do! 640 00:37:09,199 --> 00:37:12,535 -Your teeth are straight. -l need surgery! 641 00:37:12,577 --> 00:37:15,538 You got struck by lightning on vacation in Tahoe. 642 00:37:15,580 --> 00:37:17,040 l don't think braces is a good idea. 643 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,876 Solomon, just let me ask you once, please. 644 00:37:19,918 --> 00:37:21,085 Please don't do this. 645 00:37:21,127 --> 00:37:24,088 -How are you paying for them? -l don't know! 646 00:37:24,130 --> 00:37:26,466 How much are braces anyway? 647 00:37:26,508 --> 00:37:29,010 lt doesn't matter. 648 00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:30,970 lt's like $5,000. l've seen it. 649 00:37:31,012 --> 00:37:34,224 You're pissing me off. This is fucking incredible. 650 00:37:34,265 --> 00:37:36,643 You're paying $5,000 for braces you don't need? 651 00:37:36,726 --> 00:37:39,687 -l've been a good worker. -Don't do this! 652 00:37:39,729 --> 00:37:41,272 Where are you getting the money? 653 00:37:41,314 --> 00:37:43,399 -l don't know! -You were going to ask me! 654 00:37:43,483 --> 00:37:46,277 -l've been a good worker. -No need for braces. 655 00:37:46,319 --> 00:37:47,695 That is none of your business! 656 00:37:47,737 --> 00:37:51,616 l've been a good worker for you, you fucking assholes! 657 00:37:51,658 --> 00:37:52,992 Donnie, watch it now. 658 00:37:52,992 --> 00:37:54,327 Give me your keys. 659 00:37:54,327 --> 00:37:56,579 Give me your fucking keys! 660 00:38:07,799 --> 00:38:10,635 ldentified as Porter Parker, agefifty-nine... 661 00:38:10,677 --> 00:38:12,679 better known as the dead guy in the closet. 662 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,639 So says the building guy, this is her husband. 663 00:38:14,681 --> 00:38:16,141 He doesn't live here. 664 00:38:16,182 --> 00:38:18,643 Comes around, raises some shit, screaming and yelling. 665 00:38:18,685 --> 00:38:20,562 There's a son and a kid. 666 00:38:20,603 --> 00:38:22,856 -Her son? -Right. And the kid. 667 00:38:22,897 --> 00:38:24,899 They were here, and from late last night... 668 00:38:24,899 --> 00:38:27,527 through the morning, it was screaming and yelling. 669 00:38:27,569 --> 00:38:29,821 -And where are they? -Not to be found. 670 00:38:29,904 --> 00:38:32,866 Got $600 and a large box of condoms next to the bed. 671 00:38:32,907 --> 00:38:35,410 -She was real belligerent. -Three wedding rings. 672 00:38:35,452 --> 00:38:38,496 Guys coming in and out all day. This from the building guy. 673 00:38:38,538 --> 00:38:42,125 He says the son and closet guy are always going at it. 674 00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:45,295 -What is she saying? -Not a goddamn thing. 675 00:38:48,298 --> 00:38:49,424 Thanks, Randy. 676 00:38:51,301 --> 00:38:53,094 How much you pay mefor my help? 677 00:38:53,136 --> 00:38:55,472 lt's more complicated than that, little man. 678 00:38:55,513 --> 00:38:58,766 Put me on the payroll and find out what's up. 679 00:38:58,808 --> 00:39:00,977 You don't just sign up to be a police officer. 680 00:39:01,019 --> 00:39:03,396 lt's about three years of training. 681 00:39:03,396 --> 00:39:05,440 l'm trained. l'm ready to go. 682 00:39:05,482 --> 00:39:09,152 -Want to buy some candy? -Sorry, little man. 683 00:39:09,194 --> 00:39:11,488 You want to take my statement? l'll perform for you. 684 00:39:11,529 --> 00:39:14,866 Gotta get paid,though. 685 00:39:14,908 --> 00:39:16,951 Why aren't you in school today? 686 00:39:16,951 --> 00:39:19,329 No school today. My teacher got sick. 687 00:39:19,329 --> 00:39:22,415 You don't have substitute teachers at school? 688 00:39:22,457 --> 00:39:24,834 No. What'd they find out in there? 689 00:39:24,834 --> 00:39:26,836 That's confidential information, little man. 690 00:39:26,836 --> 00:39:29,464 Tell me what you know. l'll tell you what l know. 691 00:39:29,464 --> 00:39:30,924 No can do. 692 00:39:30,965 --> 00:39:34,719 Leave this to the detectives, they ain't going to solve shit. 693 00:39:34,761 --> 00:39:37,514 l can help you. Make you the man with the plan. 694 00:39:37,514 --> 00:39:40,892 Give you the gift that l flow. Want to know who killed him? 695 00:39:40,892 --> 00:39:43,561 You come here. 696 00:39:43,603 --> 00:39:47,232 Come here. Want to disrespect an officer of the law? 697 00:39:47,273 --> 00:39:50,360 l can help you solve the case. Tell you who did it. 698 00:39:50,401 --> 00:39:53,571 You're a joker, huh? Telling me jokes? 699 00:39:53,613 --> 00:39:57,700 -l'm a rapper. -You're a rapper. 700 00:39:57,742 --> 00:40:00,745 -Got a record contract? -Not yet. 701 00:40:00,745 --> 00:40:03,748 Give you a clue for the bust if you show me some trust. 702 00:40:03,790 --> 00:40:05,041 You ever been to juvenile hall? 703 00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:06,584 l ain't fucking with you! 704 00:40:06,626 --> 00:40:09,295 Watch the mouth. Watch it. 705 00:40:09,337 --> 00:40:11,422 Come on, man, just watch me. 706 00:40:11,464 --> 00:40:12,924 Watch and listen. 707 00:40:21,141 --> 00:40:22,267 Presence 708 00:40:22,308 --> 00:40:24,769 With a double-ass meaning gifts l bestow 709 00:40:24,769 --> 00:40:27,313 With my riff and my flow, but you don't hear me, though 710 00:40:27,313 --> 00:40:28,648 Think fast, catch me, yo 711 00:40:28,690 --> 00:40:30,984 Because l throw what l know with a resonance 712 00:40:31,025 --> 00:40:33,236 For your trouble-ass fiend in weening yourself 713 00:40:33,278 --> 00:40:34,654 Off the back of the shelf 714 00:40:34,654 --> 00:40:37,657 Jackass, crackers, bodystackers 715 00:40:37,699 --> 00:40:40,034 Dick-tooting niggers, masturbating your triggers... 716 00:40:40,076 --> 00:40:43,246 Hold it, homeboy. l don't need to hear that word. 717 00:40:43,288 --> 00:40:45,498 Living to get older with a chip on your shoulder 718 00:40:45,540 --> 00:40:47,667 Exceptyou think you got a grip 719 00:40:47,667 --> 00:40:49,169 Because your hip got a holster 720 00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:52,338 Ain't no confessor, so, busta, you better just shut the fuck up 721 00:40:52,338 --> 00:40:53,923 Try to listen and learn... 722 00:40:53,923 --> 00:40:56,009 Cut it, Coolio. 723 00:40:56,009 --> 00:40:58,303 l've had enough of the mouth and the language. 724 00:40:58,344 --> 00:41:00,054 l'm almost done! 725 00:41:00,096 --> 00:41:02,015 Finish it up without the lip. 726 00:41:02,015 --> 00:41:03,516 Check that ego 727 00:41:03,516 --> 00:41:05,643 Come off it, l'm the prophet 728 00:41:05,685 --> 00:41:08,062 The professor, l'm-a teach you about the worm 729 00:41:08,104 --> 00:41:10,106 Who eventually turned to catch wreck 730 00:41:10,148 --> 00:41:12,233 With the neck of a long-time oppressor 731 00:41:12,275 --> 00:41:15,570 And he's running from the devil, but the debt is always gaining 732 00:41:15,612 --> 00:41:18,490 And if he's worth being hurt, he's worth bringing pain in 733 00:41:18,531 --> 00:41:21,618 When the sunshine don't work, the good Lord bring the rain in 734 00:41:21,659 --> 00:41:24,621 Now, that shit will help you solve the case. 735 00:41:28,374 --> 00:41:31,169 Whatever that meant. 736 00:41:31,211 --> 00:41:33,546 l'm sure it's real helpful, lce-T. 737 00:41:35,173 --> 00:41:36,966 Did you listen to me? 738 00:41:37,050 --> 00:41:39,302 l was listening to you. 739 00:41:39,302 --> 00:41:42,931 l told you who did it, and you're not even listening. 740 00:41:42,931 --> 00:41:45,058 l'm through playing games. 741 00:41:45,099 --> 00:41:48,144 Be cool. Stay in school. 742 00:41:48,144 --> 00:41:51,064 Get out of the street now. 743 00:41:51,147 --> 00:41:52,899 Move it. 744 00:42:58,173 --> 00:43:00,633 -Come on, let's go. -You're late, not me. 745 00:43:00,633 --> 00:43:03,636 -You could have been in front. -l didn't see you. 746 00:43:03,678 --> 00:43:08,141 Why didn't you just-- You could've come in the front. 747 00:43:08,183 --> 00:43:10,685 Hurry up. 748 00:43:10,727 --> 00:43:12,562 All right, you ready to keep winning? 749 00:43:12,604 --> 00:43:13,730 Sure. 750 00:43:28,453 --> 00:43:29,704 You OK? 751 00:43:31,790 --> 00:43:35,126 Almost busted my ankle there. 752 00:43:35,168 --> 00:43:38,922 Have that makeup lady fix your hair. 753 00:43:38,963 --> 00:43:40,340 lt's really wet. 754 00:43:40,381 --> 00:43:42,050 There you are! 755 00:43:42,091 --> 00:43:44,844 -l'm sorry we're late. -That's all right. 756 00:43:44,886 --> 00:43:46,429 We got caught in traffic. 757 00:43:46,471 --> 00:43:47,597 Your book's OK. 758 00:43:47,639 --> 00:43:49,933 -How you doing? -l'm fine. 759 00:43:50,016 --> 00:43:51,643 Ready to go, go, go? 760 00:43:51,684 --> 00:43:54,771 Do you know anybody involved in that Alan Thicke thing? 761 00:43:54,813 --> 00:43:57,440 The Corey Haim terrorist in the high school? 762 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,317 Where's Richard and Julia? 763 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,653 They're here. They're fine. 764 00:44:01,694 --> 00:44:03,988 They're in the dressing room, so we're all set. 765 00:44:04,072 --> 00:44:06,199 -See you later. -Go to it, handsome. 766 00:44:06,241 --> 00:44:08,701 -See you. -OK, buddy, love you. 767 00:44:10,537 --> 00:44:13,581 -Good luck, Rick. -Hey, Peter. 768 00:44:13,623 --> 00:44:15,125 Dick. l'm sorry. Dick. 769 00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:18,294 Fuck. Can't get that fucking name. 770 00:44:19,629 --> 00:44:21,589 Who's ready to beat the record? 771 00:44:21,631 --> 00:44:23,174 That was close. 772 00:44:23,216 --> 00:44:25,301 lt's cats and fucking dogs out there. 773 00:44:25,343 --> 00:44:26,761 Cats and dogs indeed. 774 00:44:26,803 --> 00:44:28,972 l've never seen it rain this bad since last year. 775 00:44:29,013 --> 00:44:32,517 Because of La Nina or El Nino or whatever the shit. 776 00:44:32,559 --> 00:44:36,563 No bueno El Nino. Sorry l'm late. 777 00:44:36,563 --> 00:44:39,399 -What was your name again? -Amy, Mr. Jennings. 778 00:44:39,399 --> 00:44:41,401 Call me D.J. Listen. 779 00:44:41,401 --> 00:44:44,737 Trust me. Stay focused. 780 00:44:44,779 --> 00:44:46,447 Where's the news department at the studio? 781 00:44:46,489 --> 00:44:48,908 -lt's upstairs. -Have you ever been there? 782 00:44:48,950 --> 00:44:50,076 Sure. Why? 783 00:44:50,118 --> 00:44:52,245 l was wondering about the weather department. 784 00:44:52,287 --> 00:44:56,249 If they have outside meteorological services... 785 00:44:56,332 --> 00:44:58,168 or if they have in-house instruments. 786 00:44:58,209 --> 00:45:01,588 l can check on that for you, and later we can take a tour. 787 00:45:01,629 --> 00:45:03,131 Sounds good? 788 00:45:03,131 --> 00:45:04,924 You asking because it's raining outside? 789 00:45:04,966 --> 00:45:06,634 l guess. 790 00:45:06,676 --> 00:45:09,888 Whatever's happening, that's what you look into? 791 00:45:09,929 --> 00:45:11,890 l don't know. 792 00:45:11,931 --> 00:45:15,143 You don't know? lt's not a bad way to be. 793 00:45:15,185 --> 00:45:18,188 lnterested in everything that's going around. 794 00:45:18,188 --> 00:45:20,482 Wet is wet. Just that simple. 795 00:45:20,523 --> 00:45:23,943 -Hi, Mary. -Hi, hon, Stanley. 796 00:45:44,798 --> 00:45:47,842 Rose is on the phone. Here are today's cards. 797 00:45:47,884 --> 00:45:49,594 Fifteen minutes to go over those cards. 798 00:45:49,636 --> 00:45:51,346 -Sorry. -Find Paula for me. 799 00:45:51,387 --> 00:45:54,891 Now? We're on the air in twenty minutes. 800 00:45:54,933 --> 00:45:57,644 Fucking hell, Mary. Yeah? Hi. 801 00:45:57,727 --> 00:46:01,231 -Hi, how you doing? -l'm drinking. 802 00:46:01,272 --> 00:46:04,734 -Slowly or quickly? -As fast as l can. 803 00:46:04,734 --> 00:46:07,654 You come home soon after the show. 804 00:46:07,695 --> 00:46:09,322 l went to see her. 805 00:46:09,364 --> 00:46:12,117 Some asshole answers the door in his underwear. 806 00:46:12,158 --> 00:46:13,701 He's fifty years old. 807 00:46:13,743 --> 00:46:15,912 There's coke and shit laid out on the table. 808 00:46:15,995 --> 00:46:17,914 Did she talk to you? 809 00:46:17,956 --> 00:46:20,375 She went fucking crazy, Rose. 810 00:46:20,416 --> 00:46:22,752 -Did you tell her? -l don't know. 811 00:46:22,794 --> 00:46:24,462 l gotta go. l don't have time. 812 00:46:24,504 --> 00:46:27,215 Got a lot more drinking to do. 813 00:46:27,257 --> 00:46:30,635 -l love you. -l love you,too. 814 00:46:30,677 --> 00:46:32,595 Shit. 815 00:46:32,679 --> 00:46:34,347 Fuck. 816 00:47:33,907 --> 00:47:37,327 Police! Open the door! 817 00:47:37,368 --> 00:47:38,953 Who is it? 818 00:47:38,995 --> 00:47:42,207 LAPD! Open the door! 819 00:47:43,291 --> 00:47:45,418 l'm coming! 820 00:47:45,460 --> 00:47:47,629 l have to get dressed! 821 00:47:49,422 --> 00:47:52,801 You're not coming fast enough! Open the door! 822 00:47:52,842 --> 00:47:54,302 Didn't you hear me? 823 00:47:54,344 --> 00:47:57,305 l said l'm coming and that means l'm coming! 824 00:47:57,347 --> 00:48:00,016 l just have to get dressed, all right? 825 00:48:00,058 --> 00:48:02,769 l have to get dressed! 826 00:48:12,987 --> 00:48:15,532 l hate coming here and not being able to talk. 827 00:48:15,573 --> 00:48:17,784 lt's fine. l understand. 828 00:48:17,826 --> 00:48:20,203 l wish the circumstance was better. 829 00:48:20,245 --> 00:48:21,830 l don't know what's going to happen. 830 00:48:21,871 --> 00:48:24,124 l feel so over the top with everything. 831 00:48:24,165 --> 00:48:26,042 Running out of your medication at all... 832 00:48:26,084 --> 00:48:28,545 let alone at a time like this, could be drastic. 833 00:48:28,545 --> 00:48:30,296 Thank you, Dr. Diane. 834 00:48:52,902 --> 00:48:54,863 Stanley Spector and his brilliant friends... 835 00:48:54,904 --> 00:48:57,782 Richard and Julia can defeat today's adult challengers... 836 00:48:57,824 --> 00:49:00,535 Mim, Luis, and Todd. 837 00:49:00,577 --> 00:49:03,204 They're moving towards a half million dollar team total... 838 00:49:03,246 --> 00:49:05,707 and a "What Do Kids Know?" record! 839 00:49:05,748 --> 00:49:07,250 Pink Dot. 840 00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:09,335 Hi. l'd like to get an order for delivery. 841 00:49:09,377 --> 00:49:12,839 -Phone number? -818-725-4424. 842 00:49:12,839 --> 00:49:15,467 Partridge? What would you like? 843 00:49:15,467 --> 00:49:19,012 l'd like to get an order of peanut butter... 844 00:49:19,053 --> 00:49:23,558 cigarettes, Camel Lights,water... 845 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,643 Bottled water? 846 00:49:25,685 --> 00:49:27,437 No. You know what, forget the water. 847 00:49:27,437 --> 00:49:31,483 Just give me a loaf of bread. White bread. 848 00:49:31,524 --> 00:49:36,112 And do you have "Playboy" magazine? 849 00:49:36,196 --> 00:49:38,198 One of those. 850 00:49:38,281 --> 00:49:40,617 And "Penthouse," the magazine? 851 00:49:40,658 --> 00:49:43,745 You have that? One of those. 852 00:49:43,787 --> 00:49:47,332 And "Hustler"? 853 00:49:47,373 --> 00:49:48,833 Do you have that? 854 00:49:48,833 --> 00:49:52,462 -Yes, l said. That it? -That's it. 855 00:49:52,504 --> 00:49:55,632 Still want the peanut butter, bread, and cigarettes? 856 00:49:55,632 --> 00:49:58,134 Yeah. What? 857 00:49:58,176 --> 00:50:00,970 The total is 31.90. Thirty minutes or less. 858 00:50:01,012 --> 00:50:02,430 Thank you. 859 00:50:02,472 --> 00:50:05,016 -Cash or credit card? -Cash. 860 00:50:05,058 --> 00:50:06,434 -Thank you. -Thank you. 861 00:50:19,197 --> 00:50:22,826 Respect the cock and tame the cunt! 862 00:50:22,867 --> 00:50:24,160 Have a great lunch! 863 00:50:28,873 --> 00:50:30,792 This is Gwenovier from the show "Profiles." 864 00:50:30,834 --> 00:50:32,335 She's here for the interview. 865 00:50:32,377 --> 00:50:34,879 -lt's nice to meet you. -l admire your work. 866 00:50:34,879 --> 00:50:36,881 Thank you. l have us set up... 867 00:50:36,923 --> 00:50:38,758 lt's not very safe for you here. 868 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,386 l finish one of these seminars, Gwenovier... 869 00:50:41,469 --> 00:50:45,849 l swear to fucking God, l am Batman. 870 00:50:45,890 --> 00:50:47,642 l'm Superman. 871 00:50:47,684 --> 00:50:52,105 l'm like a fucking action hero, the way l feel after that. 872 00:50:52,105 --> 00:50:54,732 l could walk outta this room right now, Gwenovier... 873 00:50:54,774 --> 00:50:57,110 go down the hall, walk down the street... 874 00:50:57,110 --> 00:50:59,112 and l could pick up any sweet little honey... 875 00:50:59,154 --> 00:51:00,989 that has even one second to stop. 876 00:51:01,030 --> 00:51:03,783 -One second? -Just one second, girl. 877 00:51:03,825 --> 00:51:05,493 One glance, one hesitation... 878 00:51:05,535 --> 00:51:10,748 one subtle look my way for me to know... 879 00:51:10,790 --> 00:51:14,335 and then it is bing, bang, boom. 880 00:51:14,377 --> 00:51:19,132 Oh, my God! l'm away on a tangent. 881 00:51:20,216 --> 00:51:21,342 l tell you... 882 00:51:21,384 --> 00:51:23,678 Don't hurt yourself, OK? 883 00:51:23,678 --> 00:51:26,473 l tell you, l do. 884 00:51:26,514 --> 00:51:29,058 l get so fucking jazzed at these seminars... 885 00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:32,520 because l am what l believe. 886 00:51:32,562 --> 00:51:34,564 l do as l say. 887 00:51:34,564 --> 00:51:38,026 l live by these rules... 888 00:51:38,067 --> 00:51:40,361 as religiously as l preach them. 889 00:51:40,403 --> 00:51:42,363 That's why l am getting the nasty... 890 00:51:42,405 --> 00:51:44,199 left, right, center, up, down, sideways. 891 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:47,285 The Battle of the Bush is being fought and won by Team Mackey. 892 00:51:50,455 --> 00:51:52,165 We'll start rolling now. 893 00:51:52,248 --> 00:51:54,751 What? l thought we were rolling. 894 00:51:54,793 --> 00:51:59,798 Come on, go, go, go, Gwenovier. l am firing pearls at you here. 895 00:51:59,839 --> 00:52:02,675 l want you to know that l'm not succeeding in the bush... 896 00:52:02,717 --> 00:52:04,677 because l'm FrankT.J. Mackey. 897 00:52:04,761 --> 00:52:06,179 You think about this. 898 00:52:06,221 --> 00:52:09,599 There are women... 899 00:52:09,599 --> 00:52:13,311 who want to destroy me. 900 00:52:13,353 --> 00:52:17,023 No. l find that hard to believe. 901 00:52:18,233 --> 00:52:20,819 lt makes it very difficult, twice as hard for me. 902 00:52:20,860 --> 00:52:22,904 There's some little hottie l'm moving in on... 903 00:52:22,946 --> 00:52:28,910 knows me, knows my plans and my schemes, you know? 904 00:52:28,952 --> 00:52:30,703 She'll want to fuck with me. 905 00:52:30,745 --> 00:52:33,957 She'll go back, tell her friends. 906 00:52:33,998 --> 00:52:36,793 "FrankT.J. Mackey, he ain't all that. 907 00:52:36,835 --> 00:52:38,795 He ain't all that. Didn't get me." 908 00:52:38,795 --> 00:52:41,047 So, me, l am... 909 00:52:41,089 --> 00:52:43,967 l'm just on full after burners... 910 00:52:44,008 --> 00:52:46,469 full throttle through hottie heaven. 911 00:52:46,511 --> 00:52:49,722 -Just dodging left... -Yes, l understand. 912 00:52:49,764 --> 00:52:53,017 These bullets from these terrorists. 913 00:52:53,059 --> 00:52:54,978 Babe, beauties. 914 00:52:54,978 --> 00:52:58,189 Calm down,take it easy, and be a good boy... 915 00:52:58,231 --> 00:53:00,608 OK, Mr. Mackey? 916 00:53:00,650 --> 00:53:02,485 Thank you. You sit backt here... 917 00:53:02,527 --> 00:53:05,488 put your microphone on for me, please. 918 00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:07,198 So we can do this thing, all right? 919 00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:08,450 Yes, ma'am. 920 00:53:16,124 --> 00:53:18,418 Let me start by asking you... 921 00:53:18,418 --> 00:53:20,253 Just one second. 922 00:53:24,674 --> 00:53:26,634 You missed a button. 923 00:53:28,219 --> 00:53:29,804 Thank you. 924 00:53:34,350 --> 00:53:36,102 What do you want to know? 925 00:53:48,281 --> 00:53:49,741 Make it happen. 926 00:53:49,741 --> 00:53:53,411 This is you, Donnie. Go, go, go! 927 00:54:38,164 --> 00:54:40,458 Hello. You're back again, huh? 928 00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:42,585 Yes. Hi. How are you? 929 00:54:42,627 --> 00:54:44,629 -What can l get you? -A Diet Coke. 930 00:55:33,219 --> 00:55:35,847 You look tired. Want one of these? 931 00:55:35,930 --> 00:55:38,850 Better pour you one of these, huh? 932 00:55:38,892 --> 00:55:40,727 Can you ring me up? 933 00:55:47,775 --> 00:55:50,069 -Brad, good to see you. -lt's good to see you. 934 00:55:50,111 --> 00:55:52,655 You make that down payment on Harley yet? 935 00:55:52,697 --> 00:55:55,533 Not yet. l'll make it next week. 936 00:55:55,575 --> 00:55:57,160 You ever get out of here? 937 00:55:57,202 --> 00:56:00,038 Six days a week. You'll be the first to go. 938 00:56:02,123 --> 00:56:04,000 l would love that. 939 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,753 -Want another one? -Yes, please. 940 00:56:18,139 --> 00:56:20,016 l'd like a tequila. 941 00:56:20,016 --> 00:56:22,018 -What kind? -lt doesn't matter. 942 00:56:33,696 --> 00:56:35,615 Open up the door now! 943 00:56:37,575 --> 00:56:39,661 Yes, hi! Hello! 944 00:56:44,374 --> 00:56:47,585 l'm sorry. l had to get dressed. 945 00:56:48,711 --> 00:56:50,213 You the resident here? 946 00:56:51,756 --> 00:56:53,133 You alone in there? 947 00:56:54,259 --> 00:56:55,885 There's no one else in there with you? 948 00:56:58,805 --> 00:57:01,099 What's wrong? 949 00:57:01,141 --> 00:57:04,936 First of all, turn down the music... 950 00:57:04,978 --> 00:57:07,522 so we can have a conversation. 951 00:57:22,495 --> 00:57:23,913 You mind if l come in? 952 00:57:23,955 --> 00:57:26,749 No. Go ahead. 953 00:57:36,176 --> 00:57:39,471 You got your neighbors real worried for you. 954 00:57:39,512 --> 00:57:41,639 Sorry. 955 00:57:41,681 --> 00:57:43,141 You live alone? 956 00:57:43,183 --> 00:57:44,601 -What's your name? -Claudia. 957 00:57:44,684 --> 00:57:47,937 -Claudia what? -Wilson. 958 00:57:47,937 --> 00:57:49,939 Claudia Wilson... 959 00:57:49,981 --> 00:57:52,192 are you trying to go deaf? 960 00:57:52,233 --> 00:57:54,486 What? 961 00:57:54,527 --> 00:57:56,196 Did you hear what l just said? 962 00:57:56,237 --> 00:57:58,865 Yes, but l don't know what... 963 00:57:58,907 --> 00:58:02,035 You're listening to your music so loud... 964 00:58:02,076 --> 00:58:04,579 you're going to damage your ears. 965 00:58:06,873 --> 00:58:09,542 You continue to listen to your music at that level... 966 00:58:09,584 --> 00:58:12,253 then you're going to damage not only your ears... 967 00:58:12,337 --> 00:58:14,547 but your neighbors' ears as well. 968 00:58:14,547 --> 00:58:16,382 l didn't realize it was that loud. 969 00:58:16,424 --> 00:58:21,596 That right there is the first sign of hearing loss. 970 00:58:24,307 --> 00:58:27,101 l see you got yourTV on there,too. 971 00:58:27,143 --> 00:58:29,729 You usually keep that on at the same time? 972 00:58:29,771 --> 00:58:33,399 l don't know. What is this? 973 00:58:34,651 --> 00:58:36,903 You been doing some drugs today, Claudia? 974 00:58:39,489 --> 00:58:41,533 Have you been doing some drinking? 975 00:58:46,454 --> 00:58:50,166 l got a call of a disturbance here. 976 00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:54,254 Some loud music--"A"... 977 00:58:54,295 --> 00:58:56,047 Some screaming and yelling. 978 00:58:56,131 --> 00:58:58,383 Has there been some screaming and yelling here? 979 00:59:03,304 --> 00:59:06,432 l had someone come to my door. 980 00:59:06,474 --> 00:59:08,977 Someone that l didn't want to hear. 981 00:59:09,018 --> 00:59:15,441 And l told them to leave, so it's no big deal. 982 00:59:15,483 --> 00:59:18,862 They left. l'm sorry. 983 00:59:18,903 --> 00:59:20,321 Was that your boyfriend? 984 00:59:22,282 --> 00:59:24,617 You don't have a boyfriend? 985 00:59:28,329 --> 00:59:30,039 Well,who was it? 986 00:59:30,081 --> 00:59:33,460 l was--He's gone. 987 00:59:33,501 --> 00:59:36,671 l mean, it's not-- lt's over,you know? 988 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:46,222 Mind if l have a look around for your safety? 989 00:59:46,264 --> 00:59:47,891 lt's fine. 990 00:59:49,225 --> 00:59:52,020 What are you looking for? 991 00:59:52,061 --> 00:59:56,232 Claudia, why don'tyou let me handle the questions... 992 00:59:56,232 --> 00:59:59,444 and you handle the answers? 993 00:59:59,486 --> 01:00:00,987 l'm here to help you. 994 01:00:03,072 --> 01:00:05,283 Do you still have to do homework? 995 01:00:05,325 --> 01:00:06,785 Not as much as l used to. 996 01:00:06,826 --> 01:00:09,287 Since we started, l haven't gone to school much. 997 01:00:09,329 --> 01:00:10,830 l've had so many auditions. 998 01:00:10,830 --> 01:00:12,332 l don't have regular classes anymore. 999 01:00:12,373 --> 01:00:13,625 What do you do? 1000 01:00:13,666 --> 01:00:15,877 They let me have my own study time... 1001 01:00:15,919 --> 01:00:17,712 my own reading time in the library. 1002 01:00:17,754 --> 01:00:18,922 That's pretty cool. 1003 01:00:19,005 --> 01:00:21,299 Do you have an agent, Stanley? 1004 01:00:21,341 --> 01:00:22,801 You should get one. l'm serious. 1005 01:00:22,842 --> 01:00:24,636 You could get a lot of stuff outta this. 1006 01:00:24,677 --> 01:00:25,970 Like what? 1007 01:00:26,012 --> 01:00:28,515 Like endorsements and shit! 1008 01:00:28,515 --> 01:00:31,017 Bite it, Cynthia. You can get free stuff... 1009 01:00:31,017 --> 01:00:33,102 from people who want you to endorse their product. 1010 01:00:33,144 --> 01:00:35,772 Commercials, a sitcom, an M.O.W. or something. 1011 01:00:35,814 --> 01:00:36,940 What's M.O.W.? 1012 01:00:36,981 --> 01:00:38,733 Hello! Movie of the week. 1013 01:00:38,817 --> 01:00:41,319 l went for one this morning with Alan Thicke and Corey Haim. 1014 01:00:41,361 --> 01:00:42,821 Was it a callback? 1015 01:00:42,862 --> 01:00:44,864 No. But l'll probably get a callback. 1016 01:00:44,864 --> 01:00:47,367 If we beat the record, you might get a callback. 1017 01:00:47,367 --> 01:00:49,369 l'll get it because l'm a good actress, Richard. 1018 01:00:49,369 --> 01:00:52,372 -Saucy, saucy! -Guys, settle down. 1019 01:00:52,413 --> 01:00:54,332 -Cynthia? -What? 1020 01:00:54,374 --> 01:00:57,377 -l gotta go to the bathroom. -Can you hold it? 1021 01:00:57,418 --> 01:00:59,921 Yes siree! 1022 01:00:59,963 --> 01:01:03,842 That was absolutely fantastic, and l thank you very much. 1023 01:01:03,883 --> 01:01:05,301 As a matter of fact... 1024 01:01:05,343 --> 01:01:07,303 we may take you folks on the road with us... 1025 01:01:07,345 --> 01:01:08,805 That's my thing. 1026 01:01:08,847 --> 01:01:10,765 l'm serious. Milk and sports, man. 1027 01:01:10,765 --> 01:01:13,309 You never heard milk and sports? 1028 01:01:13,351 --> 01:01:16,146 Anything baseball or dealing with numbers... 1029 01:01:16,187 --> 01:01:19,816 when it comes to those or who broke whatever record. 1030 01:01:19,858 --> 01:01:23,278 Any kind of dairy product or dairy recipe. 1031 01:01:23,319 --> 01:01:26,448 Like goat milk, goat cheese, all that stuff. 1032 01:01:26,489 --> 01:01:28,366 Check this out over here. 1033 01:01:28,408 --> 01:01:31,244 So, guys, just work with me on that. 1034 01:01:31,286 --> 01:01:34,080 Excuse me, can you bring me low fat milk, please? 1035 01:01:34,122 --> 01:01:35,874 A couple of ice cubes. 1036 01:01:35,915 --> 01:01:37,876 They don't look so tough. 1037 01:01:37,876 --> 01:01:40,170 Do they look smart? 1038 01:01:40,211 --> 01:01:42,213 What are they going to do, beat us? 1039 01:01:42,297 --> 01:01:43,548 Maybe. 1040 01:01:43,590 --> 01:01:47,343 We're not going out two days before we set the record. 1041 01:01:47,385 --> 01:01:51,306 They want us done, they'll call in the Harvard SWATteam. 1042 01:01:52,474 --> 01:01:53,933 Ready to run. 1043 01:02:08,531 --> 01:02:11,493 -You smell like trouble. -l'm fucking hammered. 1044 01:02:11,534 --> 01:02:13,119 You OK? 1045 01:02:13,203 --> 01:02:15,497 Good. You have a chance to look those over? 1046 01:02:15,497 --> 01:02:18,500 lt's the same fucking shit for thirty years, Burt. 1047 01:02:21,377 --> 01:02:24,214 You look like you have money in your pocket. 1048 01:02:26,382 --> 01:02:30,261 Maybe l'm just happy to see my friend Brad there. 1049 01:02:30,303 --> 01:02:33,556 Just throw some money around. 1050 01:02:33,598 --> 01:02:35,683 Money, money, money. 1051 01:02:37,060 --> 01:02:39,521 This sounds threatening. 1052 01:02:39,562 --> 01:02:41,940 Do you have love in your heart? 1053 01:02:41,981 --> 01:02:44,025 l have love all over. 1054 01:02:44,067 --> 01:02:46,694 l even have love for you, friend. 1055 01:02:46,694 --> 01:02:49,239 ls it real love? 1056 01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:50,865 The kind of love that makes you feel... 1057 01:02:50,907 --> 01:02:55,411 that intangible joy in the pit of your stomach... 1058 01:02:55,453 --> 01:02:58,414 like a bucket of acid and nerves running around... 1059 01:02:58,456 --> 01:03:01,835 making you hurt and happy and all over... 1060 01:03:01,876 --> 01:03:04,462 You're head over heels? 1061 01:03:04,504 --> 01:03:08,800 You lost me with the last couple of cocktail words... 1062 01:03:08,842 --> 01:03:11,511 but l believe it's that sort of love. 1063 01:03:11,594 --> 01:03:13,513 Sounds nice to me. 1064 01:03:16,391 --> 01:03:17,767 l have love. 1065 01:03:17,851 --> 01:03:19,936 A very chatty kind. lndeed you do. 1066 01:03:19,978 --> 01:03:22,814 No, l mean l'm telling you. 1067 01:03:22,856 --> 01:03:24,816 l have love. 1068 01:03:24,858 --> 01:03:28,611 Yes, and l'm listening avidly, fellow. 1069 01:03:32,699 --> 01:03:36,244 My name is Donnie Smith, and l have lots of love to give. 1070 01:03:55,930 --> 01:03:57,849 Lots of stuff here, huh? 1071 01:04:25,543 --> 01:04:28,338 lt's thirty seconds. 1072 01:04:28,379 --> 01:04:30,131 Got my eye on you. l'll be back. 1073 01:04:37,889 --> 01:04:39,849 What the fuck's going on over there? 1074 01:04:39,891 --> 01:04:41,684 l gotta go to the bathroom. 1075 01:04:41,768 --> 01:04:43,186 Jesus Christ, Stanley! 1076 01:04:43,228 --> 01:04:45,563 No, you cannot do that. 1077 01:04:45,563 --> 01:04:47,565 Let me explain something to you people. 1078 01:04:47,607 --> 01:04:49,859 You have to tone it. Don't be real aggressive. 1079 01:04:49,901 --> 01:04:53,363 You have to be subtly abusive so they don't know it. 1080 01:04:53,404 --> 01:04:56,241 "No, you're not going outside and play with your friends... 1081 01:04:56,282 --> 01:04:58,868 "until that entire room is cleaned floor to ceiling." 1082 01:04:58,910 --> 01:05:00,703 Julia's room's the same way. 1083 01:05:00,745 --> 01:05:03,665 Like a pigsty. But it's outfits now. 1084 01:05:03,706 --> 01:05:07,836 You should have seen what she had on walking out the door! 1085 01:05:07,877 --> 01:05:10,839 l said, "We're going to school, not a fashion show." 1086 01:05:10,839 --> 01:05:14,884 lt's not a fashion show. lt's school, for goodness sake! 1087 01:05:14,926 --> 01:05:17,887 Let's make some fucking money here, people. 1088 01:05:17,929 --> 01:05:19,597 You with me, Jimmy? 1089 01:05:19,639 --> 01:05:22,559 The book says, "We may be through with the past... 1090 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,561 "but the past ain't through with us." 1091 01:05:24,561 --> 01:05:28,189 "We met upon the level, and we're parting on the square." 1092 01:05:28,231 --> 01:05:29,899 ln my fucking sleep, Burt. 1093 01:05:31,943 --> 01:05:36,573 And five, four, three, two... 1094 01:05:38,491 --> 01:05:41,244 Live, from Burbank, California... 1095 01:05:41,244 --> 01:05:43,288 it's "What Do Kids Know?" 1096 01:05:43,329 --> 01:05:45,206 Going into our thirty-third year on the air... 1097 01:05:45,248 --> 01:05:47,333 it's America's longest-running quiz show... 1098 01:05:47,459 --> 01:05:50,378 and the place where three kids get to challenge three adults... 1099 01:05:50,420 --> 01:05:53,298 and in the end, we'll see who's the boss. 1100 01:05:53,339 --> 01:05:56,217 Moving towards their eighth consecutive week as champions... 1101 01:05:56,259 --> 01:05:59,679 we have the kids-- Richard, Julia, and Stanley! 1102 01:05:59,762 --> 01:06:04,434 And our new adult challengers are Mim, Luis, and Todd. 1103 01:06:04,476 --> 01:06:07,145 And me, l'm Dick Jennings... 1104 01:06:07,187 --> 01:06:11,065 and say hello to your favorite host and my boss... 1105 01:06:11,065 --> 01:06:14,569 Jimmy Gator! 1106 01:06:20,450 --> 01:06:23,036 Back again, again, again! 1107 01:06:23,036 --> 01:06:24,829 l'm Jimmy Gator, and believe it or not... 1108 01:06:24,871 --> 01:06:28,208 we are at the end of week seven, heading towards week eight... 1109 01:06:28,249 --> 01:06:32,295 with these three incredible kids who--hello, hello... 1110 01:06:32,337 --> 01:06:34,380 are just two days and two games away... 1111 01:06:34,422 --> 01:06:36,382 from the "What Do Kids Know?" record... 1112 01:06:36,466 --> 01:06:39,844 for the longest-running quiz show in television history. 1113 01:06:39,886 --> 01:06:42,347 Now, we are endorsed by the PTA... 1114 01:06:42,388 --> 01:06:44,891 and the North American Teacher's Foundation. 1115 01:06:44,891 --> 01:06:47,352 We do try to keep our standards high... 1116 01:06:47,435 --> 01:06:49,354 and that's why we are the longest-running quiz show... 1117 01:06:49,395 --> 01:06:50,688 in television history! 1118 01:06:50,730 --> 01:06:52,732 l want to say something about these kids. 1119 01:06:52,774 --> 01:06:55,401 These kids right here, they'll be here a while. 1120 01:06:55,401 --> 01:06:58,404 But today's a dangerous day because... 1121 01:06:58,446 --> 01:07:01,157 l have just met with the adult challengers backstage... 1122 01:07:01,199 --> 01:07:03,326 and let me tell you... 1123 01:07:03,368 --> 01:07:05,578 they are a terrific challenge for our kids. 1124 01:07:05,662 --> 01:07:08,498 So let's get this show up and away, shall we? 1125 01:07:12,877 --> 01:07:15,421 We want to know where your son is, Marcie. 1126 01:07:15,463 --> 01:07:16,840 Jerome Samuel Hall. 1127 01:07:16,881 --> 01:07:18,842 Did he fight with your husband? ls this the Worm? 1128 01:07:18,883 --> 01:07:21,219 Maybe they had a fight. Maybe it was an accident. 1129 01:07:21,219 --> 01:07:22,512 Do they call him Worm? 1130 01:07:22,554 --> 01:07:25,098 We want to know where your son is, Marcie. 1131 01:07:25,098 --> 01:07:26,724 Do they call him Worm? 1132 01:07:26,766 --> 01:07:28,768 Help us help your son, Marcie. 1133 01:07:28,768 --> 01:07:30,019 Do they call him Worm? 1134 01:07:30,061 --> 01:07:31,855 Help us help your son, Marcie. 1135 01:07:31,896 --> 01:07:33,898 Your son and your grandson. Help us help them. 1136 01:07:33,940 --> 01:07:35,900 ls this the Worm? 1137 01:07:37,735 --> 01:07:39,195 Let's jump right in. 1138 01:07:39,237 --> 01:07:41,406 A quick recap for those who don't know. 1139 01:07:41,448 --> 01:07:44,909 Round One. Three categories. Steals are OK. 1140 01:07:44,909 --> 01:07:47,537 Point scale escalating from 25 to 250... 1141 01:07:47,579 --> 01:07:50,039 one of which is a conversation bonus. 1142 01:07:57,338 --> 01:08:00,008 That'll be 31.90. 1143 01:08:00,049 --> 01:08:02,010 The categories are... 1144 01:08:02,051 --> 01:08:04,304 "Authors, Chaos versus Superstring... 1145 01:08:04,345 --> 01:08:05,930 "and Rub-a-Dub." 1146 01:08:08,933 --> 01:08:10,643 Max. Thanks. 1147 01:08:11,895 --> 01:08:13,813 Adults won a coin toss backstage... 1148 01:08:13,855 --> 01:08:15,648 so they get to pick first. 1149 01:08:15,690 --> 01:08:17,692 Team captain...Mim. 1150 01:08:30,246 --> 01:08:31,790 Got it. 1151 01:08:31,831 --> 01:08:33,708 First question for twenty-five. 1152 01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:37,170 This female author's most famous work--"O Pioneers!" 1153 01:08:41,758 --> 01:08:42,842 Willa Cather. 1154 01:08:42,884 --> 01:08:44,385 Willa Cather for twenty-five. 1155 01:08:44,385 --> 01:08:48,515 Best known for the Tragedy and Blood genre, this playwright... 1156 01:08:48,556 --> 01:08:51,392 Thomas Kyd. 1157 01:08:51,434 --> 01:08:55,146 This French playwright and actor joined the Bejart troupe... 1158 01:08:55,188 --> 01:08:57,023 Molière. 1159 01:08:57,065 --> 01:08:59,943 l'm afraid l'm going to need a full name, Stanley. 1160 01:08:59,943 --> 01:09:02,028 Jean-Batiste Poquelin Molière. 1161 01:09:03,530 --> 01:09:05,323 What the fuck is this? 1162 01:09:05,365 --> 01:09:07,325 God damn. My little fucker. 1163 01:09:07,367 --> 01:09:09,869 l have no idea where he gets this shit. 1164 01:09:09,869 --> 01:09:11,871 He's a fucking genius, really. 1165 01:09:11,913 --> 01:09:14,833 This is Chad. Can l have your phone number? 1166 01:09:14,874 --> 01:09:16,835 Hello. Great. This is "Seduce and Destroy"? 1167 01:09:16,876 --> 01:09:20,088 Yes, it is. Can l have your home phone number? 1168 01:09:20,171 --> 01:09:21,506 l don't want to order anything. 1169 01:09:21,548 --> 01:09:24,384 l have a situation that's just come up... 1170 01:09:24,425 --> 01:09:26,177 that's really pretty serious... 1171 01:09:26,219 --> 01:09:29,180 and l don't know who to talk to or what l should do... 1172 01:09:29,222 --> 01:09:31,224 but maybe you could put me in touch with somebody... 1173 01:09:31,266 --> 01:09:33,351 if l explain myself? 1174 01:09:33,393 --> 01:09:35,436 We're really only equipped to take orders here, sir. 1175 01:09:35,478 --> 01:09:38,857 lt's just us with the phones, and that's what we do. 1176 01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:42,527 Could you connect me with somebody else, you think? 1177 01:09:42,610 --> 01:09:44,737 What's the situation? 1178 01:09:44,779 --> 01:09:46,698 OK, great. 1179 01:09:46,781 --> 01:09:50,160 Let me try to explain myself without it seeming crazy. 1180 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,536 But here l go. 1181 01:09:51,536 --> 01:09:53,538 My name is Phil Parma... 1182 01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:56,541 and l work for a man named Earl Partridge... 1183 01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:58,543 Mr. Earl Partridge. 1184 01:09:58,585 --> 01:10:01,421 l'm his nurse. He's a very sick man. 1185 01:10:01,463 --> 01:10:04,382 He's a dying man, and he's sick... 1186 01:10:04,424 --> 01:10:07,719 and he's asked me to help him.... 1187 01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:09,804 to help him find his son. 1188 01:10:11,931 --> 01:10:13,933 Hello? Are you there? 1189 01:10:13,975 --> 01:10:15,560 l'm here. l'm listening. 1190 01:10:15,602 --> 01:10:17,896 OK. You see... 1191 01:10:17,937 --> 01:10:21,483 Frank T.J. Mackey is Earl Partridge's son. 1192 01:10:21,524 --> 01:10:23,401 So where are you from originally? 1193 01:10:23,443 --> 01:10:26,070 -Around here. -Valley? 1194 01:10:26,112 --> 01:10:29,115 -Hollywood, mainly. -What did your parents do? 1195 01:10:29,115 --> 01:10:30,992 My fatherwas in television. 1196 01:10:31,075 --> 01:10:33,286 My mother--This is going to sound silly to you. 1197 01:10:33,286 --> 01:10:35,914 -Try me. -She was a librarian. 1198 01:10:35,955 --> 01:10:37,582 Why does that sound silly? 1199 01:10:37,624 --> 01:10:39,584 l don't know. l guess it doesn't. 1200 01:10:39,626 --> 01:10:40,919 Does your mother still work? 1201 01:10:41,002 --> 01:10:42,921 No, she's retired. 1202 01:10:42,962 --> 01:10:44,923 Are you close? 1203 01:10:44,964 --> 01:10:46,841 She's my mother. 1204 01:10:46,883 --> 01:10:49,594 Yes, but she's a woman, too. 1205 01:10:49,636 --> 01:10:52,639 How does she feel about "Seduce and Destroy"? 1206 01:10:52,639 --> 01:10:54,474 What does she say? 1207 01:10:56,559 --> 01:11:00,105 Well, she says, "You go get them, honey." 1208 01:11:00,146 --> 01:11:02,440 What about your father? 1209 01:11:02,482 --> 01:11:05,401 My father. Unfortunately, he passed away. 1210 01:11:05,485 --> 01:11:07,612 l'm sorry. l had no idea. 1211 01:11:07,654 --> 01:11:09,072 No, please. 1212 01:11:09,155 --> 01:11:11,533 l wouldn't have brought that up if l had known. 1213 01:11:11,574 --> 01:11:12,909 lt's a very hard thing. 1214 01:11:12,951 --> 01:11:14,953 Please. Yes, it is, but...listen. 1215 01:11:14,994 --> 01:11:17,956 You have to move forward. The past has its place. 1216 01:11:17,997 --> 01:11:22,001 lt was a long time ago and people die. 1217 01:11:22,043 --> 01:11:26,131 Let's switch gears here. 1218 01:11:26,172 --> 01:11:29,467 According to your book, you ended up at UC Berkeley? 1219 01:11:29,509 --> 01:11:31,469 -'84-'89. -Psychology major. 1220 01:11:31,511 --> 01:11:33,471 -That's right. -Get your masters? 1221 01:11:33,513 --> 01:11:35,682 This close. 1222 01:11:35,723 --> 01:11:37,809 That's impressive in five years. 1223 01:11:37,851 --> 01:11:39,978 Cap, can l have some coffee? 1224 01:11:40,019 --> 01:11:41,980 Can l get you anything? 1225 01:11:42,021 --> 01:11:43,398 No, l'm good. 1226 01:11:43,440 --> 01:11:45,775 She's good. l need coffee. 1227 01:11:48,736 --> 01:11:51,197 Cats and dogs out there, huh? 1228 01:11:53,575 --> 01:11:57,996 Must have a lot going on for all that stuff back there. 1229 01:11:58,037 --> 01:11:59,956 You could... 1230 01:11:59,998 --> 01:12:02,834 You could have quite a party with all that stuff. 1231 01:12:05,420 --> 01:12:08,923 You been on Prozac long? Dexedrine? 1232 01:12:08,965 --> 01:12:10,425 l don't... 1233 01:12:10,425 --> 01:12:12,343 lnteresting drugs. 1234 01:12:12,385 --> 01:12:15,430 Dexedrine's basically speed in a pill, you know? 1235 01:12:15,472 --> 01:12:17,557 But l guess a lot of the doctors... 1236 01:12:17,599 --> 01:12:20,727 are balancing out the Prozac with the Dexedrine. 1237 01:12:20,768 --> 01:12:23,480 That liquid morphine will knock you down, out... 1238 01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:25,982 around, up and down, someone's not careful. 1239 01:12:28,943 --> 01:12:31,279 You can't mix those up. 1240 01:12:49,339 --> 01:12:52,300 Strong stuff here, boy. 1241 01:12:52,342 --> 01:12:55,678 What exactly you have wrong, you need all this stuff? 1242 01:12:55,678 --> 01:12:58,640 -Motherfucker! -What? 1243 01:12:58,681 --> 01:13:00,350 What are you talking about? 1244 01:13:00,350 --> 01:13:01,726 You fucking asshole! 1245 01:13:01,768 --> 01:13:03,728 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1246 01:13:03,770 --> 01:13:05,563 l come in here... 1247 01:13:05,605 --> 01:13:07,607 you don't know who l am, what my life is... 1248 01:13:07,607 --> 01:13:09,442 and you have the balls, the indecency... 1249 01:13:09,484 --> 01:13:11,319 to ask me a question about my life? 1250 01:13:11,402 --> 01:13:13,071 Please, lady, why don't you just calm down? 1251 01:13:13,113 --> 01:13:14,948 Fuck you, too! Don't you call me lady! 1252 01:13:14,948 --> 01:13:17,492 l come in here, l give these things to you... 1253 01:13:17,534 --> 01:13:19,577 you check, you make your phone calls... 1254 01:13:19,619 --> 01:13:21,579 look suspicious, ask questions! 1255 01:13:21,621 --> 01:13:23,123 l'm sick! 1256 01:13:23,164 --> 01:13:26,918 l have sickness all around me, and you ask me my life? 1257 01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:28,294 What's wrong? 1258 01:13:28,336 --> 01:13:31,923 Have you seen death in your bed? ln your house? 1259 01:13:31,965 --> 01:13:33,758 Where's your fucking decency? 1260 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,802 And then l'm asked fucking questions. 1261 01:13:35,802 --> 01:13:38,930 What's...wrong?! 1262 01:13:38,972 --> 01:13:42,517 You suck my dick! That's what's wrong! 1263 01:13:42,559 --> 01:13:44,936 And you fucking call me lady?! 1264 01:13:44,978 --> 01:13:49,315 Shame on you! 1265 01:13:49,315 --> 01:13:51,609 Shame on both of you! 1266 01:13:53,361 --> 01:13:55,613 So why don't they have the same last name? 1267 01:13:55,655 --> 01:13:57,949 Because they don't have the same last name. 1268 01:13:57,991 --> 01:14:01,578 l know, and l can't really explain that. 1269 01:14:01,619 --> 01:14:06,249 But l have a feeling there is a situation between them... 1270 01:14:06,291 --> 01:14:08,460 like they don't know each other much or well. 1271 01:14:08,501 --> 01:14:13,006 Something like they don't talk much any more, even. 1272 01:14:13,047 --> 01:14:16,050 God, does this sound weird? 1273 01:14:16,050 --> 01:14:18,178 l just don't understand why you're calling me. 1274 01:14:18,219 --> 01:14:22,765 There's no number for Frank in any of Earl's stuff... 1275 01:14:22,807 --> 01:14:24,767 and he's pretty out of it. 1276 01:14:24,809 --> 01:14:27,937 Like l said, he's dying... 1277 01:14:27,979 --> 01:14:30,815 dying of cancer. So... 1278 01:14:30,857 --> 01:14:33,985 -What kind of cancer? -Brain and lung. 1279 01:14:34,027 --> 01:14:36,780 -My mother had breast cancer. -l'm sorry. 1280 01:14:36,821 --> 01:14:39,949 -ls she all right? -She's fine now. 1281 01:14:40,033 --> 01:14:42,619 -That's good. -lt was scary, though. 1282 01:14:42,660 --> 01:14:45,497 -lt's a hell of a disease. -lt sure is. 1283 01:14:45,538 --> 01:14:48,583 Wait, l'm sorry. So why call me? 1284 01:14:48,625 --> 01:14:52,962 l know this sounds silly, and l might sound ridiculous... 1285 01:14:53,004 --> 01:14:55,006 like this is the scene of the movie... 1286 01:14:55,048 --> 01:14:59,010 where the guy tries to get ahold of the long-lost son... 1287 01:14:59,052 --> 01:15:01,930 but this is that scene. 1288 01:15:01,971 --> 01:15:05,099 And l think they have those scenes in movies... 1289 01:15:05,141 --> 01:15:06,726 because they're true. 1290 01:15:06,768 --> 01:15:08,770 Because they really happen... 1291 01:15:08,770 --> 01:15:11,940 and you gotta believe me, this is really happening. 1292 01:15:13,483 --> 01:15:17,153 l can give you my number and you can go check with... 1293 01:15:17,195 --> 01:15:19,781 whoever you gotta check with and call me back... 1294 01:15:19,823 --> 01:15:22,283 but do not leave me hanging on this. 1295 01:15:22,283 --> 01:15:24,035 All right? Please. 1296 01:15:24,077 --> 01:15:27,497 l'm just--Please. 1297 01:15:27,539 --> 01:15:29,707 See... 1298 01:15:31,709 --> 01:15:35,505 this is the scene of the movie where you help me out. 1299 01:15:35,547 --> 01:15:38,967 You're great. These are great questions. 1300 01:15:38,967 --> 01:15:43,054 Good. l thought you grew up in the Valley. 1301 01:15:43,096 --> 01:15:44,347 Like l said...around. 1302 01:15:44,389 --> 01:15:46,474 You went to Van Nuys High? 1303 01:15:46,516 --> 01:15:49,018 l wouldn't say l went. l frequented. 1304 01:15:49,018 --> 01:15:50,228 l was misguided, pathetic. 1305 01:15:50,270 --> 01:15:52,188 Definitely not the FrankT.J. Mackey... 1306 01:15:52,230 --> 01:15:54,816 you're so eagerly wanting to put on national television. 1307 01:15:54,858 --> 01:15:56,818 Because l was swimming in what was... 1308 01:15:56,860 --> 01:15:58,361 as opposed to what l wanted. 1309 01:15:58,403 --> 01:16:01,448 -Where does that name comefrom? -My name? 1310 01:16:01,489 --> 01:16:03,450 lt's not your given name? 1311 01:16:03,491 --> 01:16:05,410 lt's my mother's name, actually. 1312 01:16:05,452 --> 01:16:07,412 That's good. Done your research. 1313 01:16:07,454 --> 01:16:10,248 -And Frank? -My mother's father. 1314 01:16:10,290 --> 01:16:13,751 That's why. See, l had some trouble... 1315 01:16:13,793 --> 01:16:17,005 locating your school records at UCLA and Berkeley. 1316 01:16:17,046 --> 01:16:19,007 lt's your name change... 1317 01:16:19,090 --> 01:16:20,925 because they had no official enrollment for you. 1318 01:16:20,967 --> 01:16:23,428 No, they wouldn't. 1319 01:16:23,428 --> 01:16:25,930 No. Because l was never officially enrolled there. 1320 01:16:25,972 --> 01:16:28,475 -Was that unclear? -Kind of. 1321 01:16:28,516 --> 01:16:31,436 God, l wouldn't want that to be misunderstood. 1322 01:16:31,478 --> 01:16:34,939 My enrollment was totally unofficial. 1323 01:16:34,939 --> 01:16:36,941 Sadly, l couldn't afford to pay the tuition up there. 1324 01:16:36,983 --> 01:16:38,610 But there were three wonderful professors... 1325 01:16:38,651 --> 01:16:40,528 kind enough to let me to sit in their classes. 1326 01:16:40,570 --> 01:16:43,114 Macready, Horn, and Langtree, among others. 1327 01:16:43,156 --> 01:16:45,158 You're welcome to call them if you like. 1328 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:47,076 l didn't get a free ride. 1329 01:16:47,118 --> 01:16:50,747 So what we're looking at here is a true rags-to-riches story. 1330 01:16:50,789 --> 01:16:53,500 That's why people respond so strongly to "Seduce." 1331 01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:55,460 Because at the end of the day... 1332 01:16:55,502 --> 01:16:58,004 "Seduce" may not be just about picking up chicks... 1333 01:16:58,046 --> 01:16:59,839 and sticking your cock in. 1334 01:16:59,881 --> 01:17:02,967 lt's about finding out what you can be in this world... 1335 01:17:03,009 --> 01:17:05,428 defining it, controlling it, and saying... 1336 01:17:05,470 --> 01:17:08,181 "l will take what is mine." 1337 01:17:08,223 --> 01:17:11,351 And you just happen to get a little blow job out of it... 1338 01:17:11,392 --> 01:17:13,311 then, hey, what the fuck? 1339 01:17:13,353 --> 01:17:14,562 There you go. 1340 01:17:14,604 --> 01:17:17,482 End of Round One. Excellent work. 1341 01:17:17,524 --> 01:17:21,444 l think we should take a look at the scores here. 1342 01:17:21,486 --> 01:17:23,446 Kids are up a leg with 1,500... 1343 01:17:23,488 --> 01:17:26,449 and the adults are down a little bit with 1025. 1344 01:17:26,491 --> 01:17:30,078 So we'll be back for Round Two in a ring-dang-doo! 1345 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:33,832 Hello, hello! Bonus musical question. 1346 01:17:33,873 --> 01:17:35,834 And the winner is... 1347 01:17:39,712 --> 01:17:40,922 Kids! 1348 01:17:43,550 --> 01:17:44,968 Kids are in the lead. 1349 01:17:45,009 --> 01:17:47,846 They get a chance to pull further and farther ahead... 1350 01:17:47,887 --> 01:17:52,016 if they answer the following secret bonus musical question. 1351 01:17:52,058 --> 01:17:55,478 Now what l'm going to do is read a line from an opera. 1352 01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:57,480 l want you to give me that line back... 1353 01:17:57,522 --> 01:17:59,983 in the language in which the opera was originally written. 1354 01:18:00,024 --> 01:18:04,446 And for a bonus 250--250... 1355 01:18:04,487 --> 01:18:06,865 you can sing it! 1356 01:18:06,906 --> 01:18:09,409 Here's the line. 1357 01:18:09,451 --> 01:18:13,788 "Love is a rebellious bird that nobody can tame. 1358 01:18:13,830 --> 01:18:16,749 "And it's all in vain to call it... 1359 01:18:16,791 --> 01:18:18,293 "if it chooses to refuse." 1360 01:18:20,336 --> 01:18:22,922 Well, that was in French... 1361 01:18:22,964 --> 01:18:25,383 and that was from the opera "Carmen..." 1362 01:18:25,425 --> 01:18:27,760 and that goes... 1363 01:18:27,802 --> 01:18:30,930 L'amour est un oiseau rebelle 1364 01:18:30,972 --> 01:18:34,809 Que nul ne peut apprivoiser 1365 01:18:34,851 --> 01:18:38,438 Et c'est bien en vain qu'on l'appelle 1366 01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:42,275 S'il lui convient de refuser 1367 01:18:47,989 --> 01:18:50,533 See you got some coffee brewing here. 1368 01:18:50,533 --> 01:18:53,536 Yeah, it's not-- lt's been on for a bit. 1369 01:18:53,536 --> 01:18:55,663 l like iced coffee, generally... 1370 01:18:55,705 --> 01:18:59,542 but a day like today, with the rain and whatnot... 1371 01:18:59,584 --> 01:19:01,628 l enjoy a warm cup. 1372 01:19:07,550 --> 01:19:09,636 Do you want a cup? 1373 01:19:09,677 --> 01:19:11,596 ls that all right? 1374 01:19:11,638 --> 01:19:13,640 lt's raining cats and dogs out there. 1375 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:16,684 l'd just as soon not go back in it. 1376 01:19:16,726 --> 01:19:20,605 l don't know how fresh it's going to be. 1377 01:19:20,647 --> 01:19:22,899 l'm sure it's fine, Claudia. 1378 01:19:26,486 --> 01:19:29,989 Do you take cream or sugar? 1379 01:19:30,031 --> 01:19:31,991 That'd be fine. 1380 01:19:32,033 --> 01:19:34,327 So, Claudia, let me just say... 1381 01:19:34,369 --> 01:19:36,955 so l can get my role as an LAPD officer... 1382 01:19:36,996 --> 01:19:39,666 out of the way here before we enjoy our coffee. 1383 01:19:39,666 --> 01:19:42,085 l don't like to talk shop over coffee. 1384 01:19:42,127 --> 01:19:44,337 l'm not going to write you up. 1385 01:19:44,379 --> 01:19:46,840 l'm not going to give you a citation here... 1386 01:19:46,881 --> 01:19:50,844 but the real problem is that you got people around you... 1387 01:19:50,885 --> 01:19:54,597 people who work from home, trying to get work done. 1388 01:19:54,597 --> 01:19:56,808 And if you're listening to your music that loud... 1389 01:19:56,850 --> 01:19:59,978 they're inconvenienced by that. 1390 01:20:00,019 --> 01:20:03,982 If you had a job, you'd probably understand... 1391 01:20:04,023 --> 01:20:06,526 but you like listening to your music. 1392 01:20:06,568 --> 01:20:08,987 That's fine. 1393 01:20:09,028 --> 01:20:13,366 Just want to keep an eye on the volume level. 1394 01:20:13,408 --> 01:20:17,162 Maybe memorize what number you see on the dial. 1395 01:20:17,203 --> 01:20:19,706 If it's the middle of the day, that's what l do. 1396 01:20:19,747 --> 01:20:21,666 l just set it at two and a half... 1397 01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:24,669 and then l know that's a good listening level for me. 1398 01:20:24,711 --> 01:20:28,047 But you like listening to your music loud. 1399 01:20:29,048 --> 01:20:30,842 That's fine. That's cool. 1400 01:20:30,884 --> 01:20:32,969 lt's good to rock out sometimes. 1401 01:20:33,011 --> 01:20:34,971 But you can't do it every day... 1402 01:20:35,013 --> 01:20:38,016 or else you risk damaging your ears. Seriously. 1403 01:20:41,686 --> 01:20:45,064 You listen to it all the time like that? 1404 01:20:45,106 --> 01:20:47,233 You're going to drive these people crazy. 1405 01:20:47,275 --> 01:20:50,445 Anyway, you get the point. 1406 01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:55,784 Cheers. 1407 01:21:05,418 --> 01:21:07,504 So this boyfriend bothering you? 1408 01:21:07,545 --> 01:21:09,506 l don't have a boyfriend. 1409 01:21:09,547 --> 01:21:11,508 The gentleman who was atthe door... 1410 01:21:11,549 --> 01:21:13,343 He's not my boyfriend. 1411 01:21:16,262 --> 01:21:19,724 A lot of times, in domestic abuse situations... 1412 01:21:19,766 --> 01:21:22,352 the young woman is afraid to speak out. 1413 01:21:22,393 --> 01:21:26,189 You don't have to be afraid to tell me anything. 1414 01:21:26,231 --> 01:21:29,192 And as a police officer, l can tell you... 1415 01:21:29,234 --> 01:21:32,070 it goes bad places. 1416 01:21:32,112 --> 01:21:34,072 Young woman's afraid to speak out... 1417 01:21:34,114 --> 01:21:36,533 next thing you know, l'm here on a 187. 1418 01:21:36,574 --> 01:21:38,952 What's a 187? 1419 01:21:38,993 --> 01:21:40,870 lt's not good. 1420 01:21:40,912 --> 01:21:44,040 And it's where situations like this always lead. 1421 01:21:44,082 --> 01:21:46,292 lt's not my boyfriend, and it's not anything. 1422 01:21:46,334 --> 01:21:49,754 lt's over. Really. He won't come back. 1423 01:21:49,796 --> 01:21:51,714 l don't want to have to come back here... 1424 01:21:51,756 --> 01:21:53,091 You won't have to! 1425 01:21:55,885 --> 01:21:59,556 l wouldn't mind coming back. 1426 01:21:59,597 --> 01:22:02,976 You know, get a look at your pretty face again. 1427 01:22:03,017 --> 01:22:04,310 l'll be right back. 1428 01:22:11,192 --> 01:22:14,529 Here you go. Let's get the jacket off. 1429 01:22:14,571 --> 01:22:16,531 lt'll help you to breathe. 1430 01:22:18,199 --> 01:22:19,909 l can't fucking do this. 1431 01:22:23,621 --> 01:22:26,291 l've--l... 1432 01:22:26,332 --> 01:22:29,794 l think l'm gonna throw up. l think. 1433 01:22:32,213 --> 01:22:36,259 l haven't thrown up since l was twenty years old. 1434 01:22:41,097 --> 01:22:43,516 -What's the problem? -l need to go to the bathroom. 1435 01:22:43,558 --> 01:22:46,060 Jesus Christ, Stanley. You can't go now. 1436 01:22:46,144 --> 01:22:48,730 You have exactly one minute before we're on the air. 1437 01:22:48,772 --> 01:22:50,565 Now is notthe time to go to the bathroom! 1438 01:22:50,607 --> 01:22:53,610 Why does this fucking shit always happen, Stanley? 1439 01:22:53,651 --> 01:22:54,944 Excuse me, is there a problem? 1440 01:22:54,986 --> 01:22:56,613 Mind your own business! 1441 01:22:56,654 --> 01:22:58,615 You watch your mouth, young man! 1442 01:22:58,656 --> 01:23:00,784 Why don't you mind your own business? 1443 01:23:00,825 --> 01:23:02,118 Oh, no, she didn't! 1444 01:23:02,118 --> 01:23:06,581 Wait for the commercial break, then you can go. 1445 01:23:06,623 --> 01:23:08,625 Just hold it. 1446 01:23:08,625 --> 01:23:11,628 Don't taunt the kids. 1447 01:23:11,669 --> 01:23:14,464 -l'm trying to be helpful. -Don't start trouble. 1448 01:23:14,464 --> 01:23:17,509 You haven't seen trouble! Wait till next commercial break. 1449 01:23:17,550 --> 01:23:20,053 -What's the problem? -Nothing. 1450 01:23:20,094 --> 01:23:22,722 Lily! Please! 1451 01:23:22,764 --> 01:23:24,808 Get away from me, you shithead! 1452 01:23:31,106 --> 01:23:32,857 Watch out, watch out. 1453 01:23:47,038 --> 01:23:48,248 Don't eat these. 1454 01:23:57,006 --> 01:23:58,716 Here you go. 1455 01:24:10,770 --> 01:24:13,398 Out of the trash! 1456 01:24:15,066 --> 01:24:18,361 Phil, are you there? lt's Chad. 1457 01:24:18,403 --> 01:24:21,906 l'm going to put you in touch with Janet, Frank's assistant. 1458 01:24:21,948 --> 01:24:24,075 And she'll see what she can do, all right? 1459 01:24:24,117 --> 01:24:27,412 Thank you, and good luck to you and your mother. 1460 01:24:27,454 --> 01:24:30,415 Thanks, man. You, too. Janet, are you there? 1461 01:24:30,457 --> 01:24:32,667 All right, Janet, you have Phil Parma. 1462 01:24:39,090 --> 01:24:44,345 l have cancer, Mary. l have about two months. 1463 01:24:44,387 --> 01:24:47,265 l have no time. lt's in my bones. 1464 01:24:47,307 --> 01:24:49,893 l don't have a chance. 1465 01:24:49,934 --> 01:24:51,186 l'm fucked. 1466 01:24:56,149 --> 01:24:58,818 And fifteen seconds. 1467 01:25:02,197 --> 01:25:03,990 Ten seconds. 1468 01:25:06,409 --> 01:25:11,915 And five, four, three, two... 1469 01:25:11,915 --> 01:25:14,209 We're back, readyfor Round Two! 1470 01:25:14,292 --> 01:25:17,504 And we're talking to our adult contestants here today. 1471 01:25:17,504 --> 01:25:19,964 Mim, it says here that you live in Chatsworth, California... 1472 01:25:20,006 --> 01:25:21,174 and that you have two kids. 1473 01:25:21,216 --> 01:25:23,009 That's right. l have a six-year-old... 1474 01:25:23,051 --> 01:25:25,512 Do you know who l am? 1475 01:25:25,553 --> 01:25:28,139 You're a friend of the family, l presume. 1476 01:25:28,181 --> 01:25:30,058 What does that mean? 1477 01:25:30,058 --> 01:25:33,103 Nothing special. Just a spoke in the wheel. 1478 01:25:33,103 --> 01:25:37,398 You talk in rhymes and riddles and Rub-a-Dub. 1479 01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:39,526 But that doesn't mean anything to me. 1480 01:25:39,567 --> 01:25:41,569 See, l used to be smart. 1481 01:25:41,611 --> 01:25:43,613 l'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith. 1482 01:25:45,740 --> 01:25:48,618 l'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith from TV. 1483 01:25:48,618 --> 01:25:50,620 lt might have been before my time. 1484 01:25:50,620 --> 01:25:54,040 l remember. ln the Sixties, right? 1485 01:25:54,124 --> 01:25:56,960 -l'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith. -Like you said. 1486 01:25:57,001 --> 01:25:58,962 Smart kid! 1487 01:25:59,003 --> 01:26:01,089 You got struck by lightning once. 1488 01:26:01,131 --> 01:26:02,173 So what? 1489 01:26:02,215 --> 01:26:04,926 -l heard about that. -Did it hurt? 1490 01:26:06,553 --> 01:26:09,639 But you're all right now. So what's the what? 1491 01:26:09,639 --> 01:26:11,850 -What? -That's right. 1492 01:26:11,891 --> 01:26:16,729 l used to be smart. Now l'm just stupid. 1493 01:26:16,771 --> 01:26:19,399 Brad, dear, who was it that said... 1494 01:26:19,441 --> 01:26:23,403 "A man of genius has seldom been ruined but by himself"? 1495 01:26:25,738 --> 01:26:28,783 lt was the lovely Samuel Johnson. 1496 01:26:28,825 --> 01:26:31,870 Who also spoke of a fellow "who was not only dull... 1497 01:26:31,911 --> 01:26:34,330 "but a cause of dullness in others"? 1498 01:26:34,372 --> 01:26:35,915 "The cause of dullness in others." 1499 01:26:35,957 --> 01:26:37,083 Picky, picky! 1500 01:26:37,125 --> 01:26:38,960 Let me tell you this. 1501 01:26:39,002 --> 01:26:41,921 Samuel Johnson never had his life shit on... 1502 01:26:41,963 --> 01:26:45,216 and taken from him and his money stolen! 1503 01:26:45,258 --> 01:26:47,552 Who took his life and his money? 1504 01:26:47,594 --> 01:26:51,347 His parents? His mommy and daddy? 1505 01:26:51,347 --> 01:26:54,184 Make him live this life like this... 1506 01:26:54,225 --> 01:26:58,438 A man of genius who gets shit on as a child... 1507 01:26:58,480 --> 01:27:01,232 and that scars! That hurts! 1508 01:27:01,274 --> 01:27:03,485 Have you ever been hit by lightning? 1509 01:27:03,526 --> 01:27:07,405 lt hurts. lt doesn't happen to everyone. 1510 01:27:07,447 --> 01:27:09,073 lt's an electrical charge. 1511 01:27:09,115 --> 01:27:11,201 lt finds its way across the universe... 1512 01:27:11,242 --> 01:27:15,997 and it lands in your body and your head! 1513 01:27:16,039 --> 01:27:21,252 And as for ruined but by himself... 1514 01:27:21,294 --> 01:27:24,172 not if his parents took his freaking life... 1515 01:27:24,214 --> 01:27:26,674 and his money and tell you to do this... 1516 01:27:26,716 --> 01:27:29,594 and to do that, and if you don't... 1517 01:27:29,636 --> 01:27:32,555 Your parents took your money you won on that game show? 1518 01:27:32,597 --> 01:27:35,391 Yes! They did. 1519 01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:41,981 What does that mean, a spoke in the wheel? 1520 01:27:41,981 --> 01:27:44,734 Things go round and round, don't they? 1521 01:27:44,776 --> 01:27:47,904 Yes, they do. They do. 1522 01:27:47,946 --> 01:27:50,949 But l'll make my dreams come true. 1523 01:27:50,990 --> 01:27:54,285 Sounds sad as a weeping willow. 1524 01:27:54,327 --> 01:27:56,329 l used to be smart. 1525 01:27:56,371 --> 01:27:59,082 But now l'm just stupid. 1526 01:28:00,834 --> 01:28:02,669 Shall we drink to that? 1527 01:28:02,669 --> 01:28:06,047 l want to talk a little bit more about your background. 1528 01:28:06,089 --> 01:28:08,508 You made some references earlier... 1529 01:28:08,508 --> 01:28:13,638 to subjective human experiences and terrible things... 1530 01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:17,142 Actually, l'm confused about your past. 1531 01:28:17,183 --> 01:28:19,894 ls that still lingering? 1532 01:28:19,936 --> 01:28:21,271 lt's so boring. 1533 01:28:21,312 --> 01:28:23,106 Just want to clear some things up. 1534 01:28:23,106 --> 01:28:25,984 Excuse me. Thank you, Muff. 1535 01:28:26,025 --> 01:28:28,069 lt's a funny thing that... 1536 01:28:28,111 --> 01:28:30,488 This is an important element of "Seduce and Destroy..." 1537 01:28:30,530 --> 01:28:34,033 facing the past is an important way of not making progress. 1538 01:28:34,075 --> 01:28:37,078 This is something l tell my men over and over and over. 1539 01:28:37,078 --> 01:28:38,621 This isn't meant... 1540 01:28:38,621 --> 01:28:41,082 l try to teach my students to ask... 1541 01:28:41,082 --> 01:28:43,084 "What is it in aid of?" 1542 01:28:43,084 --> 01:28:46,212 Are you asking me that? 1543 01:28:46,254 --> 01:28:48,298 Well, in trying to figure out who you are... 1544 01:28:48,339 --> 01:28:50,091 ln aid of what? 1545 01:28:50,133 --> 01:28:53,553 Frank, l'm saying that in trying to figure out... 1546 01:28:53,595 --> 01:28:58,016 l have more important things to put myself into. 1547 01:28:58,057 --> 01:28:59,893 l think this is something important... 1548 01:28:59,934 --> 01:29:02,812 you might need to think about putting yourself into. 1549 01:29:02,854 --> 01:29:03,980 Not really. 1550 01:29:04,022 --> 01:29:07,901 lt's not like l'm trying to attack you here. 1551 01:29:07,942 --> 01:29:11,613 This is how you want to spend your time, go, go, go. 1552 01:29:11,613 --> 01:29:13,740 But you'll be surprised at what a waste it is. 1553 01:29:13,865 --> 01:29:16,159 The most useless thing in the world... 1554 01:29:16,159 --> 01:29:18,411 is that which is behind me. Chapter Three. 1555 01:29:19,662 --> 01:29:21,831 We talked earlier about your mother... 1556 01:29:21,873 --> 01:29:24,417 and about your father and his death. 1557 01:29:24,459 --> 01:29:28,296 l don'twant to be challenging, but l have to ask. 1558 01:29:28,338 --> 01:29:34,844 l just want to clarify something that l understand... 1559 01:29:34,886 --> 01:29:37,889 l'm not sure l hear a question in here. 1560 01:29:37,889 --> 01:29:40,850 l'm trying to put this as delicately as l can. 1561 01:29:40,934 --> 01:29:42,894 What's the question? 1562 01:29:42,936 --> 01:29:44,729 Do you remember Miss Simms? 1563 01:29:44,771 --> 01:29:47,607 l know a lot of women. l'm sure she remembers me. 1564 01:29:47,607 --> 01:29:50,819 From when you were a boy. She lived in Tarzana. 1565 01:29:50,860 --> 01:29:53,446 That's my old stomping ground. 1566 01:29:55,865 --> 01:30:00,411 ls this the attack portion of the interview? 1567 01:30:00,453 --> 01:30:02,455 ls the girl coming in for the kill? 1568 01:30:02,497 --> 01:30:04,582 No. This is about getting something right... 1569 01:30:04,624 --> 01:30:07,585 and clarifying your answers to an earlier question. 1570 01:30:07,627 --> 01:30:08,920 What question? 1571 01:30:08,962 --> 01:30:11,756 l was told that your mother died, Frank. 1572 01:30:19,848 --> 01:30:21,891 That's what you heard. 1573 01:30:23,977 --> 01:30:26,104 Do you remember Miss Simms? 1574 01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:35,947 l talked to Miss Simms, your neighbor and caretaker... 1575 01:30:35,989 --> 01:30:39,492 after your mother died in 1980. 1576 01:30:39,534 --> 01:30:42,954 And in my research... 1577 01:30:42,996 --> 01:30:48,710 l have you as the only son of Earl and Lily Partridge. 1578 01:30:48,751 --> 01:30:50,837 And what l learned from Barbara Simms... 1579 01:30:50,879 --> 01:30:56,718 is that your mother, Lily, died in 1980. 1580 01:30:56,759 --> 01:31:00,388 So, it's my understanding that information supplied... 1581 01:31:00,430 --> 01:31:03,558 by you and your company and the answers... 1582 01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:05,894 to the questions l've asked is incorrect, Frank. 1583 01:31:05,935 --> 01:31:08,271 And if l want to get to the bottom... 1584 01:31:08,313 --> 01:31:10,356 of who you are and why you are... 1585 01:31:10,398 --> 01:31:12,609 then l think that your family history... 1586 01:31:12,692 --> 01:31:15,904 your actual family history... 1587 01:31:15,945 --> 01:31:21,034 Well,this is important. 1588 01:31:22,911 --> 01:31:25,789 What is your fucking question? 1589 01:31:28,541 --> 01:31:32,962 Well, l guess my question's this... 1590 01:31:33,004 --> 01:31:36,174 Why would you lie, Frank? 1591 01:31:37,592 --> 01:31:41,096 Kids...adults... 1592 01:31:41,137 --> 01:31:44,349 l would like you to put yourself at a picnic. 1593 01:31:44,390 --> 01:31:47,602 Place yourself there with your family and friends... 1594 01:31:47,644 --> 01:31:49,229 if you'd like. 1595 01:31:49,270 --> 01:31:52,190 You'll hear three musical notes, and you are to tell me... 1596 01:31:52,232 --> 01:31:56,152 what it might represent that you would find at a picnic. 1597 01:31:56,194 --> 01:31:58,113 The first three notes. Guys. 1598 01:32:03,827 --> 01:32:04,953 Yes, Todd. 1599 01:32:04,994 --> 01:32:06,579 Well, Jimmy, l know this. 1600 01:32:06,621 --> 01:32:10,125 l have perfect pitch, and that would be A-D-E... 1601 01:32:10,166 --> 01:32:12,168 and that would represent lemonade. 1602 01:32:12,168 --> 01:32:14,712 For 250. Next notes, please. 1603 01:32:19,968 --> 01:32:24,013 Got it. That's E-G-G, which would be egg. 1604 01:32:24,055 --> 01:32:27,600 For 500. And the third set of notes. Guys? 1605 01:32:31,980 --> 01:32:33,606 You don't want any water? 1606 01:32:33,648 --> 01:32:35,525 No. l just... 1607 01:32:35,567 --> 01:32:37,569 l'm so fucked up right now, Alan. 1608 01:32:37,610 --> 01:32:39,571 There's just so much, so many things. 1609 01:32:39,612 --> 01:32:41,364 Are you on drugs right now? 1610 01:32:41,406 --> 01:32:45,368 If l tell you something, you're a lawyer, right? 1611 01:32:45,410 --> 01:32:47,370 You can't say anything, tell anybody. 1612 01:32:47,412 --> 01:32:49,205 lt's like a privilege. Attorney/Client. 1613 01:32:49,247 --> 01:32:51,207 -You understand? -Not exactly. 1614 01:32:51,249 --> 01:32:52,375 Like a shrink. 1615 01:32:52,417 --> 01:32:54,377 If I go see a shrink, l'm protected. 1616 01:32:54,419 --> 01:32:56,379 l can say things--Fuck! 1617 01:32:56,421 --> 01:32:58,256 l don't know what l'm doing. 1618 01:32:58,339 --> 01:33:01,176 Linda, you're safe. lt's all right. 1619 01:33:01,217 --> 01:33:04,345 You're my friend. You and Earl are clients. 1620 01:33:04,387 --> 01:33:06,347 Whatever you want to say won't leave this room. 1621 01:33:06,389 --> 01:33:08,850 You have something you want to say to me? 1622 01:33:11,186 --> 01:33:15,064 l have to tell you something. l have something to tell you. 1623 01:33:15,064 --> 01:33:17,025 l want to change his will. 1624 01:33:17,108 --> 01:33:19,027 Can l change his will? l need to. 1625 01:33:19,110 --> 01:33:22,989 No, you can't change his will. Only Earl can. 1626 01:33:23,031 --> 01:33:26,868 No, you see, l never loved him. 1627 01:33:26,910 --> 01:33:28,912 l never loved him. Earl. 1628 01:33:28,953 --> 01:33:33,208 When l met him, l fucked him, and l married him... 1629 01:33:33,249 --> 01:33:35,752 because l wanted his money. You understand? 1630 01:33:35,794 --> 01:33:37,545 l'm telling you this... 1631 01:33:37,587 --> 01:33:39,881 l've never told anyone, l didn't love him... 1632 01:33:39,923 --> 01:33:43,384 but now, l know l'm in that will. 1633 01:33:43,426 --> 01:33:45,345 We made that fucking thing, and all the money l'll get. 1634 01:33:45,386 --> 01:33:47,347 l don't want it, because l love him so much now. 1635 01:33:47,347 --> 01:33:50,850 l've fallen in love with him now for real as he's dying. 1636 01:33:50,892 --> 01:33:52,977 l look at him, and he's about to go, Alan. 1637 01:33:53,019 --> 01:33:54,395 He's moments... 1638 01:33:54,437 --> 01:33:57,857 l took care of him through this. What now, then? 1639 01:33:57,857 --> 01:33:59,109 Let's listen. 1640 01:33:59,150 --> 01:34:01,945 Hello, Mary. How are you and the seven kids? 1641 01:34:01,986 --> 01:34:03,780 As you probably heard by now... 1642 01:34:03,822 --> 01:34:05,740 we sure gave that Pope a run for his money. 1643 01:34:07,742 --> 01:34:10,120 That would be Robert E. Lee. 1644 01:34:10,161 --> 01:34:14,124 His wife was Mary Parke Custis. l know he had seven children. 1645 01:34:14,207 --> 01:34:17,043 And he would be talking about Pope... 1646 01:34:17,085 --> 01:34:19,087 who he defeated at the Battle of Manassas. 1647 01:34:19,129 --> 01:34:22,298 Absolutely right, Miss Mim. Next question. 1648 01:34:22,340 --> 01:34:25,343 Come on. Snap out of it, man. 1649 01:34:25,385 --> 01:34:27,178 Come on, Stanley. 1650 01:34:28,179 --> 01:34:29,430 Bonjour, Josephine. 1651 01:34:29,472 --> 01:34:32,558 Maintenant je suis en Egypte. 1652 01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:33,726 Yes, Mim. 1653 01:34:33,768 --> 01:34:36,479 That would be Napoleon speaking to Josephine. 1654 01:34:36,521 --> 01:34:40,024 Absolutely right, for 500. Next voice. 1655 01:34:40,066 --> 01:34:42,443 l don't want him to die. 1656 01:34:42,485 --> 01:34:44,737 l didn't love him when we met... 1657 01:34:44,779 --> 01:34:47,699 and l did so many bad things to him that he doesn't know. 1658 01:34:47,699 --> 01:34:49,242 Things that l want to confess to him... 1659 01:34:49,283 --> 01:34:52,203 But now l do. l love him. 1660 01:34:52,245 --> 01:34:55,123 Linda, what kind of medication are you on? 1661 01:34:55,164 --> 01:34:57,250 This isn't any fucking medication talking! 1662 01:34:57,291 --> 01:35:00,461 Can you give me nothing? You have power of attorney. 1663 01:35:00,503 --> 01:35:03,923 Can you go in the final moments and change the will? 1664 01:35:03,965 --> 01:35:06,050 l don't want any money. 1665 01:35:06,092 --> 01:35:09,887 l couldn't live with myself with this thing that l've done. 1666 01:35:09,929 --> 01:35:13,141 l fucked around. l fucking cheated on him. 1667 01:35:13,182 --> 01:35:15,852 There. You're his lawyer, our lawyer. 1668 01:35:15,893 --> 01:35:18,563 l am his wife. l broke the contract of marriage. 1669 01:35:18,604 --> 01:35:20,523 l fucked around on him many times. 1670 01:35:20,565 --> 01:35:22,734 l sucked other men's cocks. 1671 01:35:22,775 --> 01:35:24,694 Adultery is not against the law. 1672 01:35:24,736 --> 01:35:27,780 You can't use it in court to discredit the will. 1673 01:35:27,822 --> 01:35:30,199 -Linda, calm down. -l can't. 1674 01:35:30,241 --> 01:35:32,368 You don't have to change the will. 1675 01:35:32,410 --> 01:35:35,872 If you want nothing, renounce the will when the time comes. 1676 01:35:35,913 --> 01:35:37,915 What does that mean? Where does the money go? 1677 01:35:37,957 --> 01:35:39,792 lt goes to the nearest relative. 1678 01:35:39,834 --> 01:35:42,962 What's that? That's Frank? 1679 01:35:43,004 --> 01:35:45,423 No. That can't happen. 1680 01:35:45,465 --> 01:35:46,758 Earl doesn't want him to have anything. 1681 01:35:46,799 --> 01:35:48,134 That's what will happen. 1682 01:35:48,176 --> 01:35:49,886 This is so fucked up l can hardly stand it. 1683 01:35:49,927 --> 01:35:51,054 Linda, stop! 1684 01:35:51,095 --> 01:35:54,474 Now, you take a moment, you breathe... 1685 01:35:54,515 --> 01:35:56,517 and one thing at a time. 1686 01:35:56,517 --> 01:35:59,020 -Shut the fuck up. -Want me to help you? 1687 01:35:59,062 --> 01:36:01,522 -Shut the fuck up! -You need to sober up. 1688 01:36:01,564 --> 01:36:04,025 Now, you must really shut the fuck up. 1689 01:36:04,025 --> 01:36:05,610 Please, shut the fuck up. 1690 01:36:05,651 --> 01:36:07,862 l have to go. 1691 01:36:07,945 --> 01:36:11,115 -Let me call you a car. -Shut the fuck up! 1692 01:36:11,157 --> 01:36:15,286 Now, imagine that you are attending a jam session... 1693 01:36:15,328 --> 01:36:17,747 of classical composers... 1694 01:36:17,789 --> 01:36:19,415 and they have each done an arrangement... 1695 01:36:19,457 --> 01:36:22,251 of the classic favorite "Whispering." 1696 01:36:22,293 --> 01:36:25,671 Now, we have here the New World Harmonica Trio... 1697 01:36:25,713 --> 01:36:28,674 who are going to play... 1698 01:36:28,716 --> 01:36:33,388 three variations on the theme... 1699 01:36:33,429 --> 01:36:37,558 as three classical composers might have written it. 1700 01:36:37,558 --> 01:36:41,312 So you are to name the first composer. 1701 01:36:41,354 --> 01:36:42,522 Guys. 1702 01:36:55,576 --> 01:36:56,703 Yes, Todd. 1703 01:36:56,744 --> 01:36:58,413 That sounded like Brahms. 1704 01:36:58,454 --> 01:37:01,165 A bit like his "Hungarian Dance Number Six." 1705 01:37:01,207 --> 01:37:04,544 That is excellent, Todd. Next composer, guys. 1706 01:37:31,779 --> 01:37:33,114 Stanley the man. 1707 01:37:34,282 --> 01:37:36,868 l don't know the answer. 1708 01:37:36,909 --> 01:37:39,996 That is not right. 1709 01:37:40,038 --> 01:37:41,873 That's not right, Stanley. 1710 01:37:41,873 --> 01:37:44,959 The correct answer is Ravel. 1711 01:37:46,252 --> 01:37:47,545 Ravel. 1712 01:37:48,880 --> 01:37:54,594 And now l'm gonna have our three whistlers... 1713 01:37:54,635 --> 01:37:58,598 please to present the next musical... 1714 01:37:58,639 --> 01:38:01,893 There were three musical sections here... 1715 01:38:01,934 --> 01:38:05,772 and this'll be the third section that the whistlers... 1716 01:38:05,772 --> 01:38:09,442 and they'll play a piece that's... 1717 01:38:09,484 --> 01:38:12,862 lt's very recognizable. Chopin, actually. 1718 01:38:12,904 --> 01:38:18,618 And it's in the style of "Marche Militaire." 1719 01:38:18,659 --> 01:38:21,662 lt's a very recognizable piece. 1720 01:38:21,704 --> 01:38:25,208 So if you please just listen to this... 1721 01:38:25,291 --> 01:38:29,504 and l'm sure you can identify the... 1722 01:38:29,545 --> 01:38:31,589 l'm sort of giving away the answer here. 1723 01:38:31,631 --> 01:38:34,634 lt's Chopin. l don't mean to give away the answer. 1724 01:38:34,634 --> 01:38:37,679 lt's just--please just... 1725 01:38:37,720 --> 01:38:41,265 Well, sing us a ditty, guys. A Chopin ditty. 1726 01:38:41,307 --> 01:38:44,811 Let's have a Chopin ditty here. l can't... 1727 01:38:46,854 --> 01:38:48,731 Go to the fucking card. 1728 01:38:48,773 --> 01:38:50,274 Go to the card. Go. 1729 01:38:50,316 --> 01:38:52,443 Go to the card. 1730 01:39:00,118 --> 01:39:01,327 l'm back. 1731 01:39:01,369 --> 01:39:03,996 For not a fresh cup, this is a good cup of coffee. 1732 01:39:04,038 --> 01:39:07,041 Thank you. What do you want to talk about? 1733 01:39:09,502 --> 01:39:12,171 l don't know. 1734 01:39:12,213 --> 01:39:13,423 Do you want to talk? 1735 01:39:15,383 --> 01:39:18,469 What's your name? 1736 01:39:18,511 --> 01:39:20,096 Jim Kurring. 1737 01:39:20,138 --> 01:39:23,307 -Call 911. -l think l had a stroke. 1738 01:39:23,349 --> 01:39:25,435 No, no, no. l'm fine. l'm all right. 1739 01:39:25,476 --> 01:39:27,603 l just want to finish the show. 1740 01:39:27,645 --> 01:39:30,314 No, we need to call an ambulance. 1741 01:39:30,314 --> 01:39:32,316 Get your fucking hands off me! 1742 01:39:32,358 --> 01:39:34,027 Let this guy help you. 1743 01:39:34,068 --> 01:39:35,695 l'll tell you what happened. 1744 01:39:35,737 --> 01:39:37,572 Call 911. Do it right now, Mary. 1745 01:39:37,572 --> 01:39:39,407 l fell down. l couldn't see for a minute, but l'm OK. 1746 01:39:39,407 --> 01:39:40,700 Get your hands off me! 1747 01:39:49,751 --> 01:39:52,045 -Did you piss your pants?! -Shut up! 1748 01:39:52,128 --> 01:39:54,422 -What's going on? -Nothing! Go away! 1749 01:39:54,464 --> 01:39:55,965 Don't tell me to go away, Stanley. 1750 01:39:56,007 --> 01:39:58,843 l'm the coordinator, and you will answer me. 1751 01:40:01,763 --> 01:40:03,306 Now, what is going on? 1752 01:40:03,348 --> 01:40:05,933 -What's the problem? -Nothing. l'm fine. 1753 01:40:05,975 --> 01:40:07,268 Why didn't you answer those questions? 1754 01:40:07,310 --> 01:40:09,687 -l didn't know the answer. -Bullshit! 1755 01:40:09,729 --> 01:40:11,272 You know the answer to every goddamn question. 1756 01:40:11,314 --> 01:40:14,317 l knew the answers, and l'm not half as smart as you... 1757 01:40:14,359 --> 01:40:15,818 so what the hell happened? 1758 01:40:15,860 --> 01:40:18,237 He pissed his pants. 1759 01:40:18,279 --> 01:40:21,991 You pissed your pants? 1760 01:40:22,033 --> 01:40:23,493 No, l didn't. l'm fine. 1761 01:40:23,534 --> 01:40:24,744 Stand up. 1762 01:40:24,786 --> 01:40:26,245 -l said l'm fine. -Stand up. 1763 01:40:26,287 --> 01:40:30,124 Jesus, Stanley, what the fuck did you do that for? 1764 01:40:30,166 --> 01:40:33,419 l just want to keep playing. l'm fine. 1765 01:40:33,461 --> 01:40:34,921 That's great. 1766 01:40:34,962 --> 01:40:39,092 You know that to a performer, that'sfood, right? 1767 01:40:39,133 --> 01:40:42,011 That shows that you love him, and l'm sure he appreciates it. 1768 01:40:42,011 --> 01:40:43,846 Everything's fine. Relax. 1769 01:40:43,846 --> 01:40:45,348 Relax, darling. Everything's fine. 1770 01:40:46,849 --> 01:40:48,601 l'm OK. 1771 01:40:48,643 --> 01:40:51,646 All right, see? l'm all right. 1772 01:40:51,646 --> 01:40:53,356 lt's pretty fucking stupid, isn't it? 1773 01:40:53,398 --> 01:40:54,941 Jesus Christ. 1774 01:40:54,982 --> 01:40:57,068 What the fuck do they think out there? 1775 01:40:57,110 --> 01:40:59,153 They must be laughing their asses off. 1776 01:40:59,195 --> 01:41:01,114 Tell them l got a bad knee or some fucking thing. 1777 01:41:01,155 --> 01:41:03,700 This is fucking funny. 1778 01:41:03,741 --> 01:41:06,577 -What do you want to do? -Just what l said. 1779 01:41:11,165 --> 01:41:13,584 Are we going to continue with this game? 1780 01:41:15,086 --> 01:41:17,213 All right, you look at me! 1781 01:41:17,255 --> 01:41:20,383 You are two days away from this record. 1782 01:41:20,425 --> 01:41:21,843 Nobody's ever done that. 1783 01:41:21,884 --> 01:41:24,762 You get through this, l'll get you anything you want. 1784 01:41:24,846 --> 01:41:27,015 You just got to get through this. 1785 01:41:29,100 --> 01:41:31,436 Now, hang in there, buddy. 1786 01:41:31,436 --> 01:41:36,774 l'm sorry l squeezed your arm. l love you. 1787 01:41:36,816 --> 01:41:39,736 -Are we doing this? -Fucking stupidity. 1788 01:41:39,777 --> 01:41:41,029 Why don't l put the medic on? 1789 01:41:41,070 --> 01:41:43,364 l need to go with him. Don't let him do this. 1790 01:41:43,406 --> 01:41:44,657 He's been doing it for thirty years. 1791 01:41:44,657 --> 01:41:46,117 You don't know how sick he really is. 1792 01:41:46,159 --> 01:41:47,702 lt's a fucking game show, Mary. 1793 01:41:54,250 --> 01:41:56,210 Hear that? 1794 01:41:59,005 --> 01:42:00,798 Does that hurt? 1795 01:42:04,469 --> 01:42:08,056 -What is it? -lt's in my ear. 1796 01:42:08,097 --> 01:42:10,933 lt's TMJ. 1797 01:42:10,975 --> 01:42:13,978 lt's what it's called. Technically. 1798 01:42:14,020 --> 01:42:18,316 How about they just call it, "Clicking Jaw"? 1799 01:42:18,358 --> 01:42:21,235 -Pain in the jaw, yeah. -How about that? 1800 01:42:21,235 --> 01:42:23,154 Easier to remember. 1801 01:42:23,237 --> 01:42:24,989 Yeah. lt gets... 1802 01:42:25,031 --> 01:42:28,534 l don't even know if l have it, actually. 1803 01:42:33,581 --> 01:42:36,000 15-L-27, l'm currently Code Seven. 1804 01:42:36,042 --> 01:42:38,002 l'm sorry. This is my job. 1805 01:42:38,086 --> 01:42:39,629 15-L-27, roger. 1806 01:42:45,301 --> 01:42:48,262 We were just getting warmed up. 1807 01:42:48,262 --> 01:42:51,140 Yeah. l gotta go. 1808 01:42:51,182 --> 01:42:53,476 Well, if this joker shows up again... 1809 01:42:53,559 --> 01:42:55,937 or you got your music up too loud... 1810 01:42:55,937 --> 01:42:58,272 maybe we can have another cup of coffee. 1811 01:42:58,314 --> 01:43:00,191 If you're not herefor a 187. 1812 01:43:00,233 --> 01:43:03,820 No. Do not joke about that. 1813 01:43:06,572 --> 01:43:08,574 l seen too many of those. 1814 01:43:08,616 --> 01:43:10,326 l'm sorry. 1815 01:43:10,368 --> 01:43:11,786 lt's all right. You were kidding. 1816 01:43:11,786 --> 01:43:12,954 lt's OK. 1817 01:43:15,957 --> 01:43:17,083 All right. 1818 01:43:17,125 --> 01:43:20,461 You keep your chin up and your music down, OK? 1819 01:43:20,503 --> 01:43:22,922 Yes, l will. lt was nice to meet you, Officer Jim. 1820 01:43:22,964 --> 01:43:25,007 -Just Jim. -Good. 1821 01:43:25,049 --> 01:43:27,427 Bye-bye, Claudia. 1822 01:43:54,370 --> 01:43:56,998 Yeah, what is it? Did you forget something? 1823 01:43:57,081 --> 01:43:59,542 No, l'm... 1824 01:43:59,584 --> 01:44:02,587 l was wondering... 1825 01:44:02,628 --> 01:44:05,173 Man, l feel like a bit of a scum bucket doing this... 1826 01:44:05,214 --> 01:44:06,924 since l came here as an officer of the law... 1827 01:44:06,966 --> 01:44:08,801 and the situation and everything... 1828 01:44:08,843 --> 01:44:09,969 but l feel like l'd be a fool... 1829 01:44:10,011 --> 01:44:11,512 if l didn't do something l really want to do... 1830 01:44:11,554 --> 01:44:12,847 which is to ask you for a date. 1831 01:44:12,889 --> 01:44:15,224 You want to go on a date with me? 1832 01:44:15,266 --> 01:44:16,976 Please, yes. 1833 01:44:17,018 --> 01:44:19,437 -Well, is that illegal? -Sort of. 1834 01:44:19,479 --> 01:44:21,856 Then l'd like to go. What do you want to do? 1835 01:44:21,898 --> 01:44:25,777 l don't know. l hadn't thought about it. 1836 01:44:25,777 --> 01:44:27,570 That's not true. l have thought about it. 1837 01:44:27,612 --> 01:44:30,239 l've been thinking about it since you opened the door. 1838 01:44:30,281 --> 01:44:31,574 Really? 1839 01:44:31,574 --> 01:44:34,118 l thought you were flirting with me a little. 1840 01:44:34,160 --> 01:44:35,745 You want to go tonight? 1841 01:44:35,787 --> 01:44:38,081 l'm off tonight, yeah. 1842 01:44:38,122 --> 01:44:41,250 -What time? -8:00. 1843 01:44:41,292 --> 01:44:43,711 -l don't get off until 10:00. -10:00. 1844 01:44:46,005 --> 01:44:46,964 Yeah. Fine. 1845 01:44:47,006 --> 01:44:49,217 Yeah. Bye. 1846 01:44:50,593 --> 01:44:54,097 Frank, l'm really not trying to attack you here. 1847 01:44:54,138 --> 01:44:59,018 l think if you have something that needs to be cleared up... 1848 01:45:03,648 --> 01:45:06,192 l was told that your father is Earl Partridge. 1849 01:45:06,234 --> 01:45:09,529 l was told that he left you and your mother... 1850 01:45:09,570 --> 01:45:12,990 and you took care of your mother during her illness... 1851 01:45:13,032 --> 01:45:16,494 that you took care of her while she struggled with cancer... 1852 01:45:16,536 --> 01:45:19,080 and that Miss Simms became your caretaker... 1853 01:45:19,122 --> 01:45:21,624 when your mother finally passed away. 1854 01:45:23,960 --> 01:45:26,838 Can you talk about your mother, Frank? 1855 01:45:29,465 --> 01:45:31,801 No, no, not true. And you know what? 1856 01:45:31,843 --> 01:45:33,302 Even if you don't get to pump her... 1857 01:45:33,344 --> 01:45:36,556 you still need to practice your skills on a feminist. 1858 01:45:36,597 --> 01:45:38,057 l will. 1859 01:45:38,099 --> 01:45:39,559 You need to do that. This is Doc. 1860 01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:43,146 Doc, it's Janet. l have to talk to Frank. 1861 01:45:43,187 --> 01:45:44,480 He's in the interview, Janet. 1862 01:45:44,480 --> 01:45:45,606 lnterrupt him. 1863 01:45:45,690 --> 01:45:47,900 Get him on the phone with me right away. 1864 01:45:47,942 --> 01:45:49,068 What happened? 1865 01:45:49,110 --> 01:45:51,529 Doc, go get Frank and put him on the phone. 1866 01:45:53,406 --> 01:45:56,367 Come on, Frank. 1867 01:45:56,409 --> 01:45:57,910 What are you doing? 1868 01:46:00,788 --> 01:46:02,081 What am l doing? 1869 01:46:07,003 --> 01:46:10,256 l'm quietly judging you. 1870 01:46:11,591 --> 01:46:16,346 And five, four, three, two... 1871 01:46:20,892 --> 01:46:23,227 Oh, boy, what a day. What a round. 1872 01:46:23,269 --> 01:46:25,063 Back and in for me and... 1873 01:46:25,146 --> 01:46:27,732 and the final one-on-one round... 1874 01:46:27,774 --> 01:46:30,068 to determine who's who today. 1875 01:46:30,109 --> 01:46:33,780 Let's check the scores on the board, shall we? 1876 01:46:33,821 --> 01:46:36,699 Well, the kids have an even 2,000... 1877 01:46:36,741 --> 01:46:41,079 and the adults are way up with forty-seven. 1878 01:46:41,120 --> 01:46:43,164 Now, that doesn't mean that this game... 1879 01:46:43,206 --> 01:46:46,626 is out of reach for the kids. 1880 01:46:46,667 --> 01:46:49,212 Elders, who's the lucky so-and-so? 1881 01:46:49,212 --> 01:46:51,631 lt's me, Jimmy. 1882 01:46:51,672 --> 01:46:53,299 Come on over, Mim. 1883 01:46:54,717 --> 01:46:57,679 l don't want to go. l can't do it this time. 1884 01:46:57,720 --> 01:46:59,847 What the fuck are you talking about? 1885 01:46:59,889 --> 01:47:02,684 You have to go, Stanley. You're the smartest. 1886 01:47:02,767 --> 01:47:05,895 l don't want to go. Why can't one of you do it? 1887 01:47:05,937 --> 01:47:07,897 If you don't fucking stand up and get over there... 1888 01:47:07,897 --> 01:47:09,899 l'll beat your ass. 1889 01:47:09,982 --> 01:47:13,653 l'm sick of being the one, always has to do everything. 1890 01:47:13,695 --> 01:47:15,697 l don'twant to be the one always. 1891 01:47:15,738 --> 01:47:17,907 Kids, l don't even have to ask. 1892 01:47:17,949 --> 01:47:19,742 Stanley, get your butt over here. 1893 01:47:27,250 --> 01:47:29,585 l'm sick. 1894 01:47:29,585 --> 01:47:31,129 l'm sick here now. 1895 01:47:32,672 --> 01:47:36,426 l confuse melancholy with depression sometimes. 1896 01:47:36,467 --> 01:47:38,219 You see? 1897 01:47:38,219 --> 01:47:39,887 Why don't you run along now, friend? 1898 01:47:39,929 --> 01:47:41,806 Your dessert is getting cold. 1899 01:47:41,848 --> 01:47:44,851 -l'm sick. -Stay that way. 1900 01:47:44,892 --> 01:47:46,728 l'm sick, and l'm in love. 1901 01:47:46,769 --> 01:47:50,523 You seem the sort of person who confuses the two. 1902 01:47:50,565 --> 01:47:52,483 That's right! 1903 01:47:52,525 --> 01:47:55,236 That's the first time you've been right. 1904 01:47:55,278 --> 01:47:58,239 l confuse the two, and l don't care! 1905 01:48:02,744 --> 01:48:05,788 l love you. 1906 01:48:05,830 --> 01:48:07,707 l love you, and l'm sick. 1907 01:48:07,749 --> 01:48:10,126 l'll talk to you tomorrow. 1908 01:48:10,168 --> 01:48:12,045 l'm getting corrective oral surgery tomorrow... 1909 01:48:12,086 --> 01:48:14,047 for my teeth. 1910 01:48:14,088 --> 01:48:15,506 l love you, Brad. 1911 01:48:15,548 --> 01:48:17,050 Brad the bartender. 1912 01:48:17,091 --> 01:48:19,510 If you want to love me back, l'll be good to you. 1913 01:48:19,552 --> 01:48:21,387 l'll be goddamn good for you. 1914 01:48:21,429 --> 01:48:24,557 l won't be mad if you don't know who said what. 1915 01:48:24,599 --> 01:48:28,186 l won't punish you if you get the answer wrong. 1916 01:48:28,186 --> 01:48:29,520 l can teach and tell you... 1917 01:48:29,562 --> 01:48:32,440 You have a special secret crush overthere, l think. 1918 01:48:32,523 --> 01:48:34,692 Don't treat him too lovely. He might get hurt. 1919 01:48:34,734 --> 01:48:36,527 You shut up! Mind your own business. 1920 01:48:36,527 --> 01:48:37,653 Gently, son! 1921 01:48:37,695 --> 01:48:39,155 Brad, l know you don't love me now. 1922 01:48:39,197 --> 01:48:43,576 lt's a dangerous thing to confuse children with angels. 1923 01:48:43,576 --> 01:48:46,788 Want to know the common element for the entire group? 1924 01:48:46,829 --> 01:48:49,332 l'll tell you the answer, because l had that one. 1925 01:48:49,374 --> 01:48:51,292 l had that question. 1926 01:48:51,334 --> 01:48:54,670 Carbon. Carbon. 1927 01:48:54,712 --> 01:48:56,881 ln pencil lead, it's in the form of graphite. 1928 01:48:56,923 --> 01:49:00,051 ln coal, it's mixed up with other impurities. 1929 01:49:00,093 --> 01:49:03,179 And in the diamond, it's in hard form. 1930 01:49:03,221 --> 01:49:07,475 All we really wanted to know was the common element... 1931 01:49:07,517 --> 01:49:09,352 but thank you for all that unnecessary knowledge. 1932 01:49:09,394 --> 01:49:12,605 Kids. Heads so full of useless knowledge. 1933 01:49:12,647 --> 01:49:14,065 Thank you. Thank you. 1934 01:49:15,650 --> 01:49:18,111 And the book says, "We may be through with the past... 1935 01:49:18,152 --> 01:49:21,489 "but the past is not through with us!" 1936 01:49:21,531 --> 01:49:23,366 And... 1937 01:49:23,449 --> 01:49:25,702 no, it is not dangerous... 1938 01:49:25,743 --> 01:49:27,954 to confuse children with angels. 1939 01:49:42,093 --> 01:49:45,972 Well, that is what l wait for. 1940 01:49:46,014 --> 01:49:49,517 l wait for those calls. And l wait and l pray. 1941 01:49:49,517 --> 01:49:52,520 And sometimes Jesus says... 1942 01:49:52,520 --> 01:49:54,981 "Jim, l got a surprise for you today. 1943 01:49:55,023 --> 01:49:57,608 "l want you to meet this young lady, OK? 1944 01:49:57,650 --> 01:50:00,528 "Now, where it goes from there is up to you. 1945 01:50:00,570 --> 01:50:03,281 "And l don't think you're going to screw it up." 1946 01:50:03,322 --> 01:50:06,284 And, God, l'm telling you right now... 1947 01:50:06,367 --> 01:50:08,286 l will not screw it up. 1948 01:50:08,369 --> 01:50:09,996 You gave me an opportunity. 1949 01:50:10,038 --> 01:50:11,789 l'm going to treat this young lady right. 1950 01:50:11,831 --> 01:50:15,001 l'm a happy cop. 1951 01:50:15,043 --> 01:50:18,379 lt's called jay walking. Slow down. 1952 01:50:48,951 --> 01:50:51,329 l'm going to pass, Jimmy. 1953 01:50:51,371 --> 01:50:54,457 Stanley, passing to one of the other kids. 1954 01:50:55,917 --> 01:50:58,503 We want Stanley to go, Jimmy. 1955 01:50:59,879 --> 01:51:02,924 l don't want to go. 1956 01:51:02,965 --> 01:51:04,884 l'm walking towards the elevator, Janet. 1957 01:51:04,926 --> 01:51:06,678 Fine. Phil, are you still there? 1958 01:51:06,678 --> 01:51:07,804 Yeah, l'm here. 1959 01:51:07,845 --> 01:51:09,305 l want to ask you one question. 1960 01:51:09,347 --> 01:51:12,100 Phil, have you talked to anyone else about this? 1961 01:51:12,141 --> 01:51:13,101 No, l haven't. 1962 01:51:13,142 --> 01:51:15,103 Good, let's keep it that way. 1963 01:51:15,103 --> 01:51:17,355 All the security and what not. You understand? 1964 01:51:17,397 --> 01:51:20,024 This is a delicate situation for Frank and the family. 1965 01:51:20,066 --> 01:51:21,442 What's going on, Janet? 1966 01:51:21,484 --> 01:51:22,860 Doc, fuck off. 1967 01:51:22,902 --> 01:51:24,904 Phil, hang in just one more minute. 1968 01:51:24,946 --> 01:51:27,448 -l'm putting you on hold. -Thank you. 1969 01:51:27,532 --> 01:51:28,741 How close are you, Doc? 1970 01:51:28,783 --> 01:51:34,956 Richard? Julia? Kids, what's going on? 1971 01:51:34,997 --> 01:51:37,542 l need a player here for one-on-one. 1972 01:51:37,583 --> 01:51:42,130 We want Stanley to go, Jimmy, and we're not sure why he won't. 1973 01:51:42,213 --> 01:51:45,049 l always answerthe questions... 1974 01:51:45,091 --> 01:51:46,718 and l don't want to do it anymore. 1975 01:51:46,759 --> 01:51:50,471 What the fuck is he doing? What's wrong with him? 1976 01:51:50,555 --> 01:51:51,931 l have no idea. 1977 01:51:55,435 --> 01:51:57,395 l'm getting off of the elevator, Janet. 1978 01:51:57,437 --> 01:52:00,314 Good. Good boy. 1979 01:52:00,356 --> 01:52:03,818 l'm walking down the hall. 1980 01:52:52,867 --> 01:52:57,372 This kid ain't getting up, we don't have a show. 1981 01:52:57,372 --> 01:52:59,499 Live television, ladies and germs. 1982 01:52:59,540 --> 01:53:01,167 Little prick. 1983 01:53:01,209 --> 01:53:04,045 What's this, a point? A game? 1984 01:53:04,045 --> 01:53:05,922 What the hell's he doing? 1985 01:53:05,963 --> 01:53:10,009 Get the fuck up, kid, come on. 1986 01:53:14,931 --> 01:53:16,224 Time's up. 1987 01:53:18,059 --> 01:53:21,062 So that's what you did? You sat it out? 1988 01:53:22,397 --> 01:53:26,317 You wanted my time. l gave it to you. 1989 01:53:26,401 --> 01:53:29,654 You called me a liar. You made accusations. 1990 01:53:29,696 --> 01:53:32,740 You said, "Well, if l had known... 1991 01:53:32,824 --> 01:53:34,659 "then l wouldn't have asked." 1992 01:53:34,742 --> 01:53:37,245 So it's not an attack. 1993 01:53:37,286 --> 01:53:41,582 l don't want to be the sort who doesn't keep his word. 1994 01:53:41,624 --> 01:53:43,960 So l gave you my fucking time, bitch. 1995 01:53:43,960 --> 01:53:45,169 Now, fuck... 1996 01:53:51,759 --> 01:53:52,885 lt's fucking Janet. 1997 01:53:52,927 --> 01:53:54,637 There's a situation on the phone. 1998 01:54:17,035 --> 01:54:20,163 The indecision of a child, ladies and germs. 1999 01:54:31,883 --> 01:54:35,386 This isn't funny. 2000 01:54:35,386 --> 01:54:37,513 This isn't cute. 2001 01:54:37,555 --> 01:54:39,557 See, the way we're looked at? 2002 01:54:42,060 --> 01:54:44,687 Because l'm not a toy. 2003 01:54:44,729 --> 01:54:46,314 l'm not a doll. 2004 01:54:46,356 --> 01:54:50,401 The way we're looked at because you think we're cute? 2005 01:54:50,443 --> 01:54:52,403 Because--What? 2006 01:54:52,403 --> 01:54:55,406 l'm made to feel like a freak... 2007 01:54:55,448 --> 01:54:57,909 if l answer questions... 2008 01:54:57,909 --> 01:54:59,327 or l'm smart... 2009 01:55:01,579 --> 01:55:04,248 or l have to go to the bathroom? 2010 01:55:05,458 --> 01:55:08,252 What is that, Jimmy? 2011 01:55:08,294 --> 01:55:10,129 What is that? 2012 01:55:10,171 --> 01:55:12,840 l'm asking you that. 2013 01:55:12,840 --> 01:55:15,760 l'm not sure, Stanley. 2014 01:55:56,175 --> 01:55:59,095 15-L-27, l need help. 2015 01:55:59,137 --> 01:56:00,555 We have shots fired. 2016 01:56:05,059 --> 01:56:09,230 lt's Hamlet to Claudius. 2017 01:56:09,230 --> 01:56:12,191 "The sins of the father laid upon the children..." 2018 01:56:12,275 --> 01:56:14,110 is "Merchant of Venice." 2019 01:56:14,152 --> 01:56:18,573 But borrowed from "Exodus" 25. 2020 01:56:18,573 --> 01:56:19,699 l'm sorry, Frank. 2021 01:56:19,741 --> 01:56:21,868 l didn't know what else you wanted me to do. 2022 01:56:21,909 --> 01:56:24,495 l asked him all the right questions. 2023 01:56:24,537 --> 01:56:27,248 He's his nurse. He's sitting there with him. 2024 01:56:27,290 --> 01:56:29,375 l heard your father's voice in the background. 2025 01:56:29,417 --> 01:56:32,670 Wait. He's there at their house? 2026 01:56:32,712 --> 01:56:34,088 They're at the house. 2027 01:56:34,172 --> 01:56:38,760 l asked him the exact address, and he gave it. 2028 01:56:38,801 --> 01:56:42,096 l know this is really hard for you right now. 2029 01:56:42,138 --> 01:56:45,892 If you're gonna give me things, give me the information. 2030 01:56:45,933 --> 01:56:48,561 l want the information. That's what l want. 2031 01:56:48,603 --> 01:56:49,896 What did he say? 2032 01:56:49,937 --> 01:56:51,189 Because l am not taking care of him. 2033 01:56:51,230 --> 01:56:53,483 What does he want? 2034 01:56:53,524 --> 01:56:57,111 Frank, what the fuck do you want me to do? 2035 01:56:57,195 --> 01:56:58,863 What l want you to do, Janet... 2036 01:56:58,905 --> 01:57:01,908 is l want you to do your fucking job! 2037 01:57:01,949 --> 01:57:05,286 l am doing my fucking job! 2038 01:57:05,370 --> 01:57:07,789 You fucking get on the phone. 2039 01:57:15,129 --> 01:57:17,090 l'm not a doll! l'm not silly and cute! 2040 01:57:17,131 --> 01:57:18,800 l'm smart, so that should make me something... 2041 01:57:18,841 --> 01:57:21,969 something so people can watch how silly it is he's smart! 2042 01:57:22,053 --> 01:57:23,680 l know. l know things. 2043 01:57:23,721 --> 01:57:25,807 l know--l know... 2044 01:57:25,848 --> 01:57:29,811 l know l have to go to the bathroom and l asked... 2045 01:57:29,852 --> 01:57:32,271 Take us off the air. Go to the credits. 2046 01:57:32,313 --> 01:57:34,357 Roll the credits. 2047 01:57:34,399 --> 01:57:36,734 God fucking damn it! Son of a bitch! 2048 01:57:36,734 --> 01:57:38,736 What the fuck?! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 2049 01:57:38,820 --> 01:57:40,363 Stanley, don't do this to me! 2050 01:58:02,468 --> 01:58:04,554 l got to find that gun. 2051 01:58:04,595 --> 01:58:06,097 Where is it, now? 2052 01:58:07,557 --> 01:58:08,850 Where is it? 2053 01:58:11,894 --> 01:58:14,272 All right, let's go. 2054 01:58:14,355 --> 01:58:16,607 Where is it? Find it. 2055 01:58:18,776 --> 01:58:20,111 Find it! 2056 01:58:21,779 --> 01:58:23,489 Find the gun, Jim! 2057 01:58:59,108 --> 01:59:02,653 What the fuck more do you want me to say? 2058 01:59:02,695 --> 01:59:05,531 You need to make a decision. 2059 01:59:05,531 --> 01:59:07,867 Look, just give me a second. 2060 01:59:08,868 --> 01:59:10,661 Give me a second. 2061 01:59:17,543 --> 01:59:19,462 What the fuck, Frank? 2062 01:59:19,504 --> 01:59:21,839 What do you want me to do? 2063 01:59:51,577 --> 01:59:55,248 -What are you doing? -l got Frank, Earl's son. 2064 01:59:55,331 --> 01:59:57,875 -Hang up the phone. -No, he asked me... 2065 01:59:57,917 --> 01:59:59,419 Put the fucking phone down! 2066 01:59:59,502 --> 02:00:00,837 -Hang it up! -l can't! 2067 02:00:00,878 --> 02:00:05,425 Frank, are you there? 2068 02:00:05,466 --> 02:00:07,844 l want you to talk to him. 2069 02:00:16,185 --> 02:00:17,979 l'm going put him on. 2070 02:00:18,021 --> 02:00:20,565 Hang it up! You don't do that! 2071 02:00:20,606 --> 02:00:22,525 You don't call him. You don't know. 2072 02:00:22,525 --> 02:00:25,319 To get involved in this business of his--my family. 2073 02:00:25,361 --> 02:00:28,364 This is the family. Me and him. Understand? 2074 02:00:28,364 --> 02:00:30,658 There's no one else. No one else! 2075 02:00:30,700 --> 02:00:34,120 That man--that beautiful man... 2076 02:00:34,162 --> 02:00:38,166 his son does not exist. He's dead. 2077 02:00:38,249 --> 02:00:40,251 Who asked you to do that? 2078 02:00:40,251 --> 02:00:42,712 -Earl did. -Bullshit! 2079 02:00:42,754 --> 02:00:44,630 Bullshit! He didn't ask you! 2080 02:00:44,672 --> 02:00:47,133 He doesn't want to talk to him! 2081 02:00:47,175 --> 02:00:49,344 So fuck you that he asked that! 2082 02:00:49,385 --> 02:00:53,723 There's no one but me and him! No one! 2083 02:00:53,806 --> 02:00:56,934 He asked me. 2084 02:00:56,934 --> 02:01:00,229 l'm sorry. l'm sorry. 2085 02:01:22,293 --> 02:01:26,047 Mary, take me out of here. l got to go home to Rose. 2086 02:01:26,130 --> 02:01:27,256 Mary, take him home. 2087 02:01:27,298 --> 02:01:29,842 -ln the back. -Did we win or lose? 2088 02:01:29,884 --> 02:01:31,260 l don't know, Richard. 2089 02:01:31,344 --> 02:01:34,097 You lost. They go to the score the time they called it. 2090 02:01:34,138 --> 02:01:35,807 That's not an official rule, Luis. 2091 02:01:35,848 --> 02:01:38,142 That's an official rule, baby. 2092 02:01:38,184 --> 02:01:39,435 That's bullshit, and you know it! 2093 02:01:39,477 --> 02:01:41,521 Who says that? ln what rule book? 2094 02:01:41,562 --> 02:01:42,980 This is different! lt's a game show! 2095 02:01:43,022 --> 02:01:44,982 They don't go by fucking sports rules! 2096 02:01:44,982 --> 02:01:47,193 Richard, shut it and cut it out. 2097 02:01:47,235 --> 02:01:48,986 If he hadn't pissed his pants... 2098 02:01:48,986 --> 02:01:50,571 we would have won this little motherfucker! 2099 02:01:50,613 --> 02:01:51,739 We had it! 2100 02:01:51,781 --> 02:01:54,951 What'd you do with my goddamn kid, Burt? 2101 02:01:54,992 --> 02:01:58,621 Get your fucking hands off me, you boy producer punk. 2102 02:01:58,663 --> 02:02:02,291 Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me? 2103 02:02:03,376 --> 02:02:06,004 God, please help me figure it out. 2104 02:02:06,045 --> 02:02:07,922 l'm lost out here. 2105 02:02:09,465 --> 02:02:12,010 l don't understand why it's happening, God. 2106 02:02:12,010 --> 02:02:13,678 Please, God. 2107 02:02:16,806 --> 02:02:18,725 Whatever it is l did, l'll fix it. 2108 02:02:18,725 --> 02:02:20,435 l'll do the right thing. 2109 02:02:20,476 --> 02:02:22,353 Please, God, help me find the gun. 2110 02:04:22,640 --> 02:04:24,267 Listen, Phil. 2111 02:04:27,895 --> 02:04:30,398 l'm sorry. 2112 02:04:30,440 --> 02:04:35,153 l'm sorry l slapped your face. 2113 02:04:35,194 --> 02:04:37,780 l don't know what l'm doing. 2114 02:04:37,822 --> 02:04:40,158 l don't know how to do this. 2115 02:04:42,285 --> 02:04:44,328 l do things, and l fuck up. 2116 02:04:46,164 --> 02:04:47,915 l fucked up. 2117 02:04:49,375 --> 02:04:51,878 Can you forgive me? 2118 02:04:51,919 --> 02:04:54,339 lt's all right. 2119 02:05:00,470 --> 02:05:03,973 Can you tell him l'm sorry... 2120 02:05:03,973 --> 02:05:07,769 for the things l've done, that l fucked up? 2121 02:05:07,810 --> 02:05:10,313 l'm sorry. 2122 02:05:10,396 --> 02:05:13,024 l'm going to turn away and walk away... 2123 02:05:13,066 --> 02:05:16,277 and not look at him, and not see my man, my Earl. 2124 02:05:16,319 --> 02:05:19,238 And tell him... 2125 02:05:19,280 --> 02:05:22,617 "lt's OK. l'm OK." 2126 02:05:23,868 --> 02:05:26,496 Tell him, "Thank you for taking care..." 2127 02:05:28,873 --> 02:05:33,086 The whole thing's OK with me. 2128 02:05:33,169 --> 02:05:34,545 And l know. 2129 02:05:58,319 --> 02:06:00,738 Welcome back from the break! 2130 02:06:04,158 --> 02:06:07,120 How'd you guys like those nachos? 2131 02:06:08,705 --> 02:06:11,582 You are not here for the fucking food. 2132 02:06:11,624 --> 02:06:16,546 You are here for me to enlighten you, edify you... 2133 02:06:16,587 --> 02:06:20,341 to send you off into the now not-so-unknown future. 2134 02:06:20,383 --> 02:06:22,260 So come along with me. 2135 02:06:22,343 --> 02:06:25,304 "How to fake like you are nice and caring." 2136 02:06:25,304 --> 02:06:27,598 No, l don't want a microphone. 2137 02:06:27,640 --> 02:06:29,559 Now, this... 2138 02:06:29,600 --> 02:06:31,811 this is quite an important chapter... 2139 02:06:31,853 --> 02:06:34,313 as you will see. 2140 02:06:34,355 --> 02:06:35,732 But let's get down to brass tacks. 2141 02:06:35,815 --> 02:06:39,360 Let's get right down to it, boys. 2142 02:06:39,402 --> 02:06:43,114 Men are shit. 2143 02:06:44,657 --> 02:06:50,246 What? Men are shit. 2144 02:06:50,329 --> 02:06:52,415 lsn't that what they say? 2145 02:06:52,415 --> 02:06:54,000 Because we do bad things, don't we? 2146 02:06:54,042 --> 02:06:59,881 We do horrible, heinous, terrible things. 2147 02:06:59,922 --> 02:07:05,803 Things that no woman would ever do. 2148 02:07:05,845 --> 02:07:08,848 No, women, they don't lie. 2149 02:07:08,890 --> 02:07:10,975 No, women don't cheat. 2150 02:07:11,017 --> 02:07:13,811 Women don't manipulate us. 2151 02:07:16,022 --> 02:07:19,442 But you see what l'm getting at. 2152 02:07:19,525 --> 02:07:21,235 You see what society does? 2153 02:07:21,277 --> 02:07:25,073 Little boys, it's, "Wow, woman!" 2154 02:07:27,116 --> 02:07:28,576 We are taught to apologize. 2155 02:07:28,618 --> 02:07:30,328 "l am sorry. 2156 02:07:30,370 --> 02:07:33,164 "l am so sorry, baby. l am so sorry." 2157 02:07:37,043 --> 02:07:39,337 What is it that... 2158 02:07:39,420 --> 02:07:41,923 What is it that we need? 2159 02:07:41,964 --> 02:07:46,344 ls it their pussies? Their love? 2160 02:07:46,386 --> 02:07:48,262 Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer... 2161 02:07:48,304 --> 02:07:52,725 and Daddy, he hit me, so that's who l am. 2162 02:07:52,767 --> 02:07:55,061 That's why l do what l do? 2163 02:07:55,103 --> 02:07:57,313 Fucking bullshit. 2164 02:08:01,943 --> 02:08:06,280 l will not apologize for who l am. 2165 02:08:06,364 --> 02:08:10,076 l will not apologize for what l need. 2166 02:08:10,118 --> 02:08:15,498 l will not apologize for what l want! 2167 02:08:17,125 --> 02:08:18,543 Go to your blue booklets now. 2168 02:08:18,584 --> 02:08:22,588 l want you to turn to page 18 in your blue booklets. 2169 02:08:24,007 --> 02:08:28,344 This is fucking bullshit! 2170 02:08:28,428 --> 02:08:32,098 l want you to go to your white books. 2171 02:08:32,140 --> 02:08:34,517 That's what l want you to go to. 2172 02:08:34,600 --> 02:08:36,894 Go to twenty-three in your white books. 2173 02:08:38,521 --> 02:08:42,316 "How to fake like you are a nice and caring person." 2174 02:08:49,449 --> 02:08:52,702 Hey, come here. 2175 02:08:57,749 --> 02:09:00,168 l'm... 2176 02:09:00,209 --> 02:09:03,296 l'm gonna try talk. 2177 02:09:03,338 --> 02:09:05,882 You know, l'm trying to... 2178 02:09:05,882 --> 02:09:07,425 to say something-something. 2179 02:09:09,302 --> 02:09:12,472 Do you know Lily, Phil? Do you know her? 2180 02:09:15,183 --> 02:09:17,185 No, l don't. 2181 02:09:17,268 --> 02:09:22,648 She's my love, my life, love of it. 2182 02:09:22,690 --> 02:09:25,026 ln school... 2183 02:09:25,068 --> 02:09:29,155 l'm twelve years old in school, in sixth grade. 2184 02:09:29,197 --> 02:09:30,740 l saw her. 2185 02:09:32,033 --> 02:09:35,370 l didn't go to that school, but... 2186 02:09:36,829 --> 02:09:39,707 but we met. 2187 02:09:39,749 --> 02:09:42,543 My friend knew her. 2188 02:09:42,585 --> 02:09:45,588 l said... 2189 02:09:45,588 --> 02:09:48,466 "What's that girl? How's that Lily?" 2190 02:09:48,549 --> 02:09:53,012 "Oh, she's bad. She sleeps with guys." 2191 02:09:53,054 --> 02:09:56,974 Yeah, he said this, but then sometimes... 2192 02:09:57,058 --> 02:10:00,269 l went to another school, you see. 2193 02:10:00,311 --> 02:10:04,190 But then... 2194 02:10:04,273 --> 02:10:07,068 When high school at an end, what's that? 2195 02:10:07,110 --> 02:10:09,904 What is that when it gets to the end? 2196 02:10:09,904 --> 02:10:11,114 Graduation. 2197 02:10:11,155 --> 02:10:13,866 No, no, the grade. What grade are you in? 2198 02:10:13,908 --> 02:10:18,329 That's 12th. 2199 02:10:18,371 --> 02:10:23,042 So l went to her school for that grade. 2200 02:10:23,042 --> 02:10:26,087 Grade--that's grade twelve. 2201 02:10:26,170 --> 02:10:28,172 And we meet. 2202 02:10:29,632 --> 02:10:30,800 She was... 2203 02:10:32,593 --> 02:10:35,054 fucking like a doll. 2204 02:10:36,848 --> 02:10:40,309 A beautiful porcelain doll. 2205 02:10:40,309 --> 02:10:42,270 And the hips... 2206 02:10:42,311 --> 02:10:44,605 The child-bearing hips, you know that? 2207 02:10:44,647 --> 02:10:45,982 l know. 2208 02:10:46,065 --> 02:10:49,402 So beautiful. 2209 02:10:55,199 --> 02:10:57,160 And l cheated on her... 2210 02:10:57,201 --> 02:11:03,291 over and over and over again. 2211 02:11:03,333 --> 02:11:05,793 Because l wanted to be a man. 2212 02:11:05,877 --> 02:11:09,672 And l didn't want her to be a woman. 2213 02:11:09,714 --> 02:11:17,638 A smart, free person who was something. 2214 02:11:17,722 --> 02:11:19,974 My fucking mind then. 2215 02:11:22,643 --> 02:11:24,645 So stupid, that fucking mind. 2216 02:11:24,645 --> 02:11:26,564 Stupid. 2217 02:11:26,564 --> 02:11:28,566 Jesus Christ! 2218 02:11:30,234 --> 02:11:32,070 What would l think? 2219 02:11:32,070 --> 02:11:35,156 Did l think for what l'd done? 2220 02:11:36,908 --> 02:11:40,411 She was my wife for twenty-three years... 2221 02:11:40,453 --> 02:11:45,583 and l went behind her over and over. 2222 02:11:45,583 --> 02:11:47,001 Fucking asshole that l am. 2223 02:11:47,043 --> 02:11:50,171 l'd go out and l'd fuck... 2224 02:11:50,213 --> 02:11:54,092 and l'd come home and get in her bed... 2225 02:11:54,133 --> 02:11:58,680 and say, "l love you." 2226 02:11:58,721 --> 02:12:02,183 This is Jack's mother. 2227 02:12:02,183 --> 02:12:04,936 His mother, Lily. 2228 02:12:04,977 --> 02:12:06,437 These two... 2229 02:12:08,648 --> 02:12:09,899 that l had... 2230 02:12:12,735 --> 02:12:14,362 and l lost. 2231 02:12:16,989 --> 02:12:21,369 This is the regret that you make. 2232 02:12:22,870 --> 02:12:24,455 This is the... 2233 02:12:27,667 --> 02:12:31,629 regret that you make and the something you take... 2234 02:12:31,671 --> 02:12:35,633 and the blah, blah, blah... 2235 02:12:35,675 --> 02:12:37,552 something, something. 2236 02:12:40,763 --> 02:12:42,056 Gimme a cigarette. 2237 02:13:10,835 --> 02:13:12,837 Mistakes like this... 2238 02:13:14,213 --> 02:13:15,882 you don't make. 2239 02:13:17,508 --> 02:13:19,344 Sometimes... 2240 02:13:21,179 --> 02:13:24,390 you make some and OK. 2241 02:13:25,892 --> 02:13:30,396 Not OK, sometimes, you make other ones. 2242 02:13:32,648 --> 02:13:34,817 Know that you should do better. 2243 02:13:38,279 --> 02:13:40,323 l loved Lily. 2244 02:13:43,326 --> 02:13:45,453 l cheated on her. 2245 02:13:47,872 --> 02:13:50,708 She was my wife for twenty-three years. 2246 02:13:54,796 --> 02:13:57,173 And l have a son. 2247 02:13:57,215 --> 02:13:58,966 And she has cancer. 2248 02:14:00,385 --> 02:14:02,512 And l'm not there... 2249 02:14:02,553 --> 02:14:06,265 and he's forced to take care of her. 2250 02:14:07,392 --> 02:14:10,186 He's fourteen years old. 2251 02:14:10,186 --> 02:14:11,562 To... 2252 02:14:14,148 --> 02:14:17,902 To take care of his mother and... 2253 02:14:17,944 --> 02:14:21,239 and watch her die on him. 2254 02:14:22,782 --> 02:14:28,079 A little kid, and l'm not there. 2255 02:14:31,541 --> 02:14:33,459 And she does die. 2256 02:14:40,091 --> 02:14:42,176 l loved her so. 2257 02:14:43,803 --> 02:14:46,055 And she knew what l did. 2258 02:14:46,097 --> 02:14:50,184 She knew all the fucking stupid things l'd done. 2259 02:14:52,520 --> 02:14:55,273 But the love... 2260 02:14:55,273 --> 02:14:58,234 was stronger than anything you can think of. 2261 02:15:00,028 --> 02:15:02,238 The goddamn regret. 2262 02:15:12,915 --> 02:15:15,126 And l'll die. 2263 02:15:15,168 --> 02:15:20,923 Now l'll die, and l'll tell you what... 2264 02:15:20,965 --> 02:15:23,718 the biggest regret of my life... 2265 02:15:27,680 --> 02:15:29,682 l let my love go. 2266 02:15:31,017 --> 02:15:33,478 What did l do? 2267 02:15:35,938 --> 02:15:37,940 l'm sixty-five years old. 2268 02:15:39,525 --> 02:15:41,819 And l'm ashamed. 2269 02:15:43,071 --> 02:15:45,239 Million years ago... 2270 02:15:47,867 --> 02:15:54,457 The fucking regret and guilt, these things... 2271 02:15:54,540 --> 02:15:58,252 Don't ever let anyone ever say to you... 2272 02:15:58,294 --> 02:16:00,713 you shouldn't regret anything. 2273 02:16:00,797 --> 02:16:05,134 Don't do that. 2274 02:16:05,134 --> 02:16:07,887 You regret what you fucking want. 2275 02:16:07,929 --> 02:16:10,556 Use that. Use that. 2276 02:16:10,598 --> 02:16:14,811 Use that regret for anything, any way you want. 2277 02:16:14,852 --> 02:16:16,813 You can use it, OK? 2278 02:16:19,190 --> 02:16:20,692 Oh, God. 2279 02:16:23,444 --> 02:16:29,242 This is a long way to go with no punch. 2280 02:16:29,283 --> 02:16:32,912 A little moral... 2281 02:16:32,954 --> 02:16:34,330 Story, l say. 2282 02:16:37,291 --> 02:16:39,627 Love. 2283 02:16:46,217 --> 02:16:48,761 This fucking life... 2284 02:16:53,725 --> 02:16:56,060 it's so fucking hard. 2285 02:16:56,144 --> 02:16:58,604 So long. 2286 02:16:59,856 --> 02:17:02,483 Life ain't short. lt's long. 2287 02:17:04,861 --> 02:17:08,072 lt's long, God damn it. 2288 02:17:08,114 --> 02:17:11,242 God damn. 2289 02:17:15,288 --> 02:17:17,957 What did l do? 2290 02:17:28,843 --> 02:17:33,056 Phil. Phil, help me. 2291 02:17:36,976 --> 02:17:38,978 What did l do? 2292 02:17:48,112 --> 02:17:50,281 Juan, how you doing? 2293 02:17:50,281 --> 02:17:51,532 How you feeling? 2294 02:17:51,574 --> 02:17:54,535 l think l'm going to stay on, stick it out. 2295 02:17:54,535 --> 02:17:56,537 Are you sure? 2296 02:17:56,537 --> 02:17:57,872 All right, good night. 2297 02:19:14,323 --> 02:19:16,075 You're so stupid. 2298 02:19:18,286 --> 02:19:21,956 ls love 2299 02:19:22,040 --> 02:19:24,834 What you thought 2300 02:19:26,461 --> 02:19:29,422 When you first 2301 02:19:29,422 --> 02:19:33,593 Began, yeah 2302 02:19:33,593 --> 02:19:35,762 You got 2303 02:19:37,221 --> 02:19:39,932 What you want 2304 02:19:41,392 --> 02:19:46,856 You can hardly stand it, though 2305 02:19:46,898 --> 02:19:50,693 By now you know it's not 2306 02:19:50,735 --> 02:19:54,822 Going to stop 2307 02:19:54,864 --> 02:20:01,454 lt's not going to stop 2308 02:20:03,498 --> 02:20:09,629 lt's not going to stop 2309 02:20:09,671 --> 02:20:14,175 Till you wise up 2310 02:20:19,097 --> 02:20:21,474 You're sure 2311 02:20:22,850 --> 02:20:25,311 There's a cure 2312 02:20:27,146 --> 02:20:33,986 And you have finally found it 2313 02:20:34,070 --> 02:20:36,698 You think 2314 02:20:38,157 --> 02:20:40,493 One drink 2315 02:20:42,161 --> 02:20:45,248 Will shrink you till 2316 02:20:45,289 --> 02:20:49,419 You're underground and living down 2317 02:20:49,460 --> 02:20:55,008 But it's not going to stop 2318 02:20:56,509 --> 02:21:02,306 lt's not going to stop 2319 02:21:04,308 --> 02:21:10,398 lt's not going to stop 2320 02:21:10,398 --> 02:21:13,526 Till you wise up 2321 02:21:20,033 --> 02:21:23,619 Prepare a list for what you need 2322 02:21:23,661 --> 02:21:27,332 Before you sign away the deed 2323 02:21:27,415 --> 02:21:32,837 'Cause it's not going to stop 2324 02:21:34,630 --> 02:21:40,345 lt's not going to stop 2325 02:21:42,347 --> 02:21:48,353 lt's not going to stop 2326 02:21:48,394 --> 02:21:51,981 Till you wise up 2327 02:21:52,106 --> 02:21:55,985 No, it's not going to stop 2328 02:21:56,027 --> 02:21:59,697 Till you wise up 2329 02:21:59,739 --> 02:22:03,242 No, it's not going to stop 2330 02:22:03,284 --> 02:22:06,871 So just give up 2331 02:22:48,955 --> 02:22:51,290 You know, you know, you know. 2332 02:22:51,374 --> 02:22:54,168 Go, go, go. 2333 02:22:58,089 --> 02:23:01,175 Hello, dear. l need a favor. 2334 02:23:16,399 --> 02:23:19,694 All right. Back up, Max. 2335 02:23:19,694 --> 02:23:21,320 Back up, Miles. 2336 02:23:23,364 --> 02:23:26,200 Hello. You Frank? Jack, right? 2337 02:23:26,200 --> 02:23:28,578 Are you Phil? 2338 02:23:28,578 --> 02:23:31,581 Tried to get in touch with you. We got disconnected. 2339 02:23:31,622 --> 02:23:36,044 Stay in, Max! Hey, come on! Please! 2340 02:23:36,085 --> 02:23:38,796 -l got the message. -l couldn't find you. 2341 02:23:38,796 --> 02:23:41,090 Earl asked me, so l looked through the address books. 2342 02:23:41,090 --> 02:23:43,593 There's no number. There's nothing. 2343 02:23:45,053 --> 02:23:47,055 ls what's-her-name... 2344 02:23:47,138 --> 02:23:50,224 Linda? No, she went out. She's not here. 2345 02:23:50,266 --> 02:23:52,393 Hey, l'm sorry. 2346 02:23:52,435 --> 02:23:54,562 l don't know what to do here. 2347 02:23:54,645 --> 02:23:56,939 Your dad asked me to get in touch with you... 2348 02:23:56,981 --> 02:23:59,567 and l didn't have the number. 2349 02:23:59,567 --> 02:24:02,111 l called the number. Want to come in? 2350 02:24:02,111 --> 02:24:04,447 -Yeah. Hey, Phil? -Yeah? 2351 02:24:04,447 --> 02:24:07,825 l will drop-kick those fucking dogs if they come near me. 2352 02:24:07,909 --> 02:24:09,619 All right. 2353 02:24:09,661 --> 02:24:13,289 Come on in. This is Blake. 2354 02:24:13,331 --> 02:24:16,000 Clear them out. 2355 02:24:16,000 --> 02:24:18,169 Miles. Here we go. 2356 02:24:18,252 --> 02:24:19,671 All right, he's in here. 2357 02:24:19,671 --> 02:24:22,632 So we all go in here. 2358 02:24:22,632 --> 02:24:24,509 Want to go in? 2359 02:24:25,718 --> 02:24:29,931 No, l just stand here a second, Phil. 2360 02:25:00,044 --> 02:25:01,170 Lady! 2361 02:25:23,943 --> 02:25:25,528 Hey, wake up. 2362 02:25:28,906 --> 02:25:30,491 What's wrong with you? 2363 02:26:04,817 --> 02:26:06,069 Here. 2364 02:26:19,207 --> 02:26:21,209 How do we do this, then? 2365 02:26:23,461 --> 02:26:26,005 Well, we just do it. 2366 02:26:26,047 --> 02:26:29,467 We do it. We figure it out. 2367 02:26:29,467 --> 02:26:31,803 We do as we do, l guess. 2368 02:26:33,721 --> 02:26:35,473 Do you love me, Rose? 2369 02:26:36,599 --> 02:26:38,851 You are my handsome man. 2370 02:26:40,937 --> 02:26:42,772 l'm a bad person. 2371 02:26:45,817 --> 02:26:47,610 l mean... 2372 02:26:47,652 --> 02:26:50,697 l'm telling you this now... 2373 02:26:50,738 --> 02:26:54,158 because l want everything to be clear and clean... 2374 02:26:54,200 --> 02:26:58,037 and l want to apologize for me and the stupid things l've done. 2375 02:27:00,999 --> 02:27:02,750 l've cheated on you. 2376 02:27:05,253 --> 02:27:09,841 l've cheated on you, and...it kills me... 2377 02:27:09,882 --> 02:27:13,177 and the guilt of what l've done... 2378 02:27:13,261 --> 02:27:15,596 l don't want you to think that... 2379 02:27:17,682 --> 02:27:19,225 Maybe you knew. 2380 02:27:20,643 --> 02:27:22,395 l think maybe you've known. 2381 02:27:23,521 --> 02:27:27,233 So l hope this is not just for me... 2382 02:27:27,275 --> 02:27:31,154 for me to make myself feel better about what l've done... 2383 02:27:31,237 --> 02:27:34,198 but for you not to feel like you're sitting there... 2384 02:27:34,282 --> 02:27:36,200 like a jerk. 2385 02:27:36,284 --> 02:27:38,828 You're the good one. 2386 02:27:38,828 --> 02:27:40,371 You understand? 2387 02:27:41,497 --> 02:27:45,877 Did you ever go out with someone and just lie... 2388 02:27:45,918 --> 02:27:48,796 question after question? 2389 02:27:48,796 --> 02:27:51,424 Maybe you're trying to make yourself look cool... 2390 02:27:51,507 --> 02:27:53,926 or better than you are or whatever... 2391 02:27:53,926 --> 02:27:56,387 smarter, cooler... 2392 02:27:56,387 --> 02:27:58,014 and you just... 2393 02:27:59,932 --> 02:28:01,309 Not really lie... 2394 02:28:01,392 --> 02:28:04,228 but maybe you just don't say everything. 2395 02:28:04,228 --> 02:28:06,522 That's a natural thing. 2396 02:28:06,606 --> 02:28:10,902 You know, two people go out on a date or something. 2397 02:28:10,902 --> 02:28:12,862 They want to impress people... 2398 02:28:12,862 --> 02:28:14,781 the other person. 2399 02:28:14,864 --> 02:28:16,866 Or they're scared they'll say something... 2400 02:28:16,949 --> 02:28:19,911 that will make the other person not like them. 2401 02:28:21,579 --> 02:28:23,456 -Thank you. -Thank you. 2402 02:28:24,749 --> 02:28:26,417 So you've done it? 2403 02:28:28,503 --> 02:28:30,755 l don't go out very often. 2404 02:28:30,755 --> 02:28:31,923 Why not? 2405 02:28:33,883 --> 02:28:38,930 l never found someone, really, that l'd like to go out with. 2406 02:28:38,930 --> 02:28:41,891 l bet you say that to all the girls. 2407 02:28:45,645 --> 02:28:48,523 Want to make a deal with me? 2408 02:28:50,149 --> 02:28:51,651 What l just said... 2409 02:28:51,693 --> 02:28:55,363 people afraid to say things... 2410 02:28:55,446 --> 02:28:59,701 no guts to say the things that are real or something... 2411 02:29:00,827 --> 02:29:02,578 to not do that. 2412 02:29:02,620 --> 02:29:07,625 To not do that that maybe we've done before. 2413 02:29:10,670 --> 02:29:12,380 Let's make a deal. 2414 02:29:13,756 --> 02:29:18,261 l'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything... 2415 02:29:18,302 --> 02:29:21,514 and maybe we can get through all the piss, shit, and lies... 2416 02:29:21,514 --> 02:29:23,766 that kill other people. 2417 02:29:30,189 --> 02:29:32,191 "Piss and shit." 2418 02:29:32,233 --> 02:29:33,443 What? 2419 02:29:33,526 --> 02:29:37,488 You really use strong language. 2420 02:29:37,530 --> 02:29:38,740 l'm sorry. 2421 02:29:38,740 --> 02:29:42,368 No, it's fine. 2422 02:29:42,452 --> 02:29:45,580 l didn't mean--lt seems vulgar or something, l know. 2423 02:29:45,663 --> 02:29:47,081 -lt's fine. -l'm sorry. 2424 02:29:47,081 --> 02:29:48,458 lt's nothing. l'm sorry. 2425 02:29:48,458 --> 02:29:54,172 l'm gonna run to the bathroom for a minute maybe, just... 2426 02:31:32,103 --> 02:31:35,523 l'm going to go in. Are the dogs in there? 2427 02:31:35,523 --> 02:31:37,775 Yeah, but they stay by the window. 2428 02:31:37,775 --> 02:31:41,487 l want you to come in with me and stay away from me. 2429 02:31:41,529 --> 02:31:43,323 l want you there in case he needs anything... 2430 02:31:43,323 --> 02:31:46,451 because l am not going to help him. 2431 02:31:46,534 --> 02:31:50,121 And, Phil, l will drop-kick the fucking dogs... 2432 02:31:50,121 --> 02:31:51,831 if they come near me. 2433 02:32:19,317 --> 02:32:21,277 You don't look that bad. 2434 02:32:37,543 --> 02:32:39,295 You prick. 2435 02:32:45,176 --> 02:32:47,887 "Cocksucker." That's what you used to like to say, right? 2436 02:32:47,970 --> 02:32:49,180 "Cocksucker." 2437 02:32:51,432 --> 02:32:53,518 But you are a cocksucker, Earl. 2438 02:32:55,103 --> 02:32:56,854 lt hurts, doesn't it? 2439 02:32:59,982 --> 02:33:01,943 You in a lot of pain? 2440 02:33:04,153 --> 02:33:06,447 She was in a lot of pain. 2441 02:33:08,741 --> 02:33:12,412 Right to the end, she was in a lot of pain. 2442 02:33:14,956 --> 02:33:17,250 l know because l was there. 2443 02:33:17,250 --> 02:33:19,585 You didn't like illness, though, do you? 2444 02:33:29,012 --> 02:33:30,722 l was there. 2445 02:33:35,810 --> 02:33:39,063 She waited for your call. 2446 02:33:43,067 --> 02:33:44,652 For you to come. 2447 02:33:52,535 --> 02:33:55,913 l am not going to cry. 2448 02:33:55,997 --> 02:33:59,917 l am not going to cry for you! 2449 02:34:05,882 --> 02:34:09,135 You cocksucker, l know you can hear me. 2450 02:34:09,177 --> 02:34:13,723 l want you to know that l hate your fucking guts. 2451 02:34:13,765 --> 02:34:17,977 You can just fucking die, you fuck. 2452 02:34:18,019 --> 02:34:21,022 And l hope it hurts. l fucking hope it hurts. 2453 02:35:04,899 --> 02:35:07,193 Her resps are down to six. 2454 02:35:07,193 --> 02:35:09,654 Let's get the gurney over here. 2455 02:35:09,696 --> 02:35:11,698 Check that ego 2456 02:35:11,739 --> 02:35:13,783 Come off it, l'm a prophet 2457 02:35:13,783 --> 02:35:14,993 The professor 2458 02:35:14,993 --> 02:35:16,411 l'm gonna teach you 'bout the worm 2459 02:35:16,452 --> 02:35:18,830 Who eventually turned to catch wreck 2460 02:35:18,830 --> 02:35:21,249 With the neck of a long-time oppressor 2461 02:35:21,249 --> 02:35:22,834 And he's runnin' from the devil 2462 02:35:22,875 --> 02:35:24,711 But the debt is always gainin' 2463 02:35:24,752 --> 02:35:26,462 And if he's worth bein' hurt 2464 02:35:26,462 --> 02:35:28,089 He's worth bringin' pain in 2465 02:35:48,693 --> 02:35:53,239 Do you feel better now that you've said this? 2466 02:35:53,239 --> 02:35:54,866 l don't know. 2467 02:35:56,534 --> 02:35:59,329 Well, l'm not...mad. 2468 02:36:03,583 --> 02:36:06,961 Well, l am, but l'm...not. 2469 02:36:07,003 --> 02:36:08,254 You know? 2470 02:36:11,466 --> 02:36:13,843 l love you so much, Rose. 2471 02:36:13,926 --> 02:36:16,512 l'm not through asking my questions. 2472 02:36:21,559 --> 02:36:23,478 Why doesn't Claudia... 2473 02:36:24,687 --> 02:36:26,814 talk to you, Jimmy? 2474 02:36:28,399 --> 02:36:29,817 Why? 2475 02:36:30,860 --> 02:36:33,738 Because we've... 2476 02:36:33,780 --> 02:36:36,407 We both don't know. What do you mean? 2477 02:36:36,407 --> 02:36:38,743 No, l think you know. 2478 02:36:38,785 --> 02:36:40,036 Maybe... 2479 02:36:41,913 --> 02:36:43,331 l don't. 2480 02:36:44,916 --> 02:36:47,460 Say it, Jimmy. 2481 02:36:55,968 --> 02:36:57,595 l wanted to do that. 2482 02:36:57,637 --> 02:36:58,805 Well... 2483 02:36:58,846 --> 02:37:02,058 That felt good to do-- to do what l wanted. 2484 02:37:03,601 --> 02:37:06,312 Can l tell you something? 2485 02:37:06,396 --> 02:37:08,398 Yeah, of course. 2486 02:37:08,481 --> 02:37:12,110 l'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. 2487 02:37:12,151 --> 02:37:15,196 You're gonna find stuff out about me and hate me. 2488 02:37:15,238 --> 02:37:17,407 No. Like what? What do you mean? 2489 02:37:17,448 --> 02:37:21,703 You have so much, so many good things... 2490 02:37:21,703 --> 02:37:23,788 and you seem so together. 2491 02:37:23,788 --> 02:37:25,415 You're a police officer... 2492 02:37:25,415 --> 02:37:29,335 straight and put together without any problems. 2493 02:37:29,377 --> 02:37:32,005 -l lost my gun today. -What? 2494 02:37:32,046 --> 02:37:33,840 l lost my gun today... 2495 02:37:33,923 --> 02:37:36,884 and l'm the laughingstock of a lot of people. 2496 02:37:36,968 --> 02:37:39,762 l wanted to tell you. l wanted you to know. 2497 02:37:39,762 --> 02:37:41,848 lt's on my mind. 2498 02:37:41,848 --> 02:37:43,933 lt makes me look like a fool. 2499 02:37:43,933 --> 02:37:45,935 And l feel like a fool. 2500 02:37:49,022 --> 02:37:51,649 You asked that we should say things... 2501 02:37:51,733 --> 02:37:54,944 say what we're thinking and not lie about things. 2502 02:37:54,986 --> 02:37:58,239 l can tell you that l lost my gun today. 2503 02:37:58,281 --> 02:38:00,283 l'm not a good cop. 2504 02:38:00,325 --> 02:38:02,952 l'm looked down at, and l know that... 2505 02:38:03,036 --> 02:38:06,622 and l'm scared that once you find out, you won't like me. 2506 02:38:10,043 --> 02:38:12,003 Jim, that was so great. 2507 02:38:12,086 --> 02:38:13,838 l'm sorry. 2508 02:38:13,880 --> 02:38:17,383 What you just said. 2509 02:38:19,719 --> 02:38:23,389 l haven't been on a date since l was married, and... 2510 02:38:23,389 --> 02:38:26,851 that was three years ago. 2511 02:38:26,851 --> 02:38:29,020 Whatever you want to tell me... 2512 02:38:29,103 --> 02:38:32,065 whatever you think might scare me won't. 2513 02:38:32,065 --> 02:38:34,150 l will listen to you. 2514 02:38:34,150 --> 02:38:36,861 l'll be a good listener if that's what you want. 2515 02:38:36,944 --> 02:38:39,530 And l won't judge you. 2516 02:38:39,530 --> 02:38:42,200 l know l do that sometimes. l won't. 2517 02:38:42,241 --> 02:38:45,703 And l can listen. 2518 02:38:45,787 --> 02:38:49,165 And you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off... 2519 02:38:49,290 --> 02:38:54,671 or whatever you think that l think and on and on. 2520 02:38:54,712 --> 02:38:57,173 Just say it, whatever it is, and l'll listen. 2521 02:38:57,256 --> 02:39:00,468 You don't know how fucking stupid and crazy l am. 2522 02:39:00,468 --> 02:39:01,594 lt's OK. 2523 02:39:01,636 --> 02:39:03,179 l got troubles, OK? 2524 02:39:03,221 --> 02:39:05,348 l'll take everything at face value. 2525 02:39:05,431 --> 02:39:07,517 l started this, didn't l? Fuck! 2526 02:39:07,600 --> 02:39:09,102 Whatever it is, just say it. 2527 02:39:09,143 --> 02:39:10,645 You'll see. 2528 02:39:10,728 --> 02:39:12,230 You want to kiss me? 2529 02:39:12,230 --> 02:39:13,690 Yes, l do. 2530 02:39:16,484 --> 02:39:19,570 Say it, Jimmy. 2531 02:39:21,864 --> 02:39:24,283 l think she thinks... 2532 02:39:24,283 --> 02:39:26,911 that l may have molested her. 2533 02:39:28,830 --> 02:39:32,542 She thinks terrible things that somehow got into her head... 2534 02:39:32,542 --> 02:39:34,627 that l may have done. 2535 02:39:34,627 --> 02:39:38,881 She said that to me last time when it was... 2536 02:39:40,383 --> 02:39:43,136 Ten years ago she walked out the door. 2537 02:39:43,136 --> 02:39:44,595 "You touched me wrong. l know that." 2538 02:39:44,637 --> 02:39:52,186 Some crazy thought in her head. 2539 02:39:53,563 --> 02:39:55,356 Did you ever touch her? 2540 02:40:01,738 --> 02:40:03,114 l don't know. 2541 02:40:09,203 --> 02:40:11,289 l don't know. l really don't. 2542 02:40:13,750 --> 02:40:15,918 But you can't say. 2543 02:40:18,171 --> 02:40:20,798 l don't know what l've done. 2544 02:40:20,840 --> 02:40:23,634 Yes, you do. You do! 2545 02:40:26,596 --> 02:40:28,598 But you won't say. 2546 02:40:28,681 --> 02:40:30,767 l don't know. 2547 02:40:30,808 --> 02:40:33,811 What? Please. Please. 2548 02:40:35,104 --> 02:40:38,483 You deserve to die alone for what you've done! 2549 02:40:38,566 --> 02:40:40,485 l don't know what l've done. 2550 02:40:40,485 --> 02:40:42,654 Yes, you do! 2551 02:40:42,737 --> 02:40:45,782 If l said that l knew, would you stay? 2552 02:40:46,824 --> 02:40:49,202 But l don't know what l've done. 2553 02:40:49,202 --> 02:40:52,497 You should know better! 2554 02:40:59,003 --> 02:41:02,924 Now that l've met you would you object to never seeing me again? 2555 02:41:02,924 --> 02:41:04,550 What? 2556 02:41:04,592 --> 02:41:05,802 Just say no. 2557 02:41:05,885 --> 02:41:09,764 l won't say no. Wait, Claudia. 2558 02:41:09,847 --> 02:41:11,766 Just let me go, Jimmy. 2559 02:41:11,766 --> 02:41:13,768 What is it? Please, please. 2560 02:41:36,374 --> 02:41:38,376 Why didn't you call? 2561 02:41:54,600 --> 02:41:57,645 l fucking hate you. 2562 02:42:00,273 --> 02:42:04,861 God damn you, fucking asshole. 2563 02:42:08,781 --> 02:42:11,117 Oh, God, you fucking asshole. 2564 02:42:11,200 --> 02:42:13,745 Don't go away, you fucking asshole. 2565 02:42:18,499 --> 02:42:23,713 Oh, God, don't go away, you fucking asshole. 2566 02:42:40,146 --> 02:42:42,482 What am l doing? 2567 02:42:42,565 --> 02:42:45,860 What the fuck am l doing? 2568 02:45:05,875 --> 02:45:07,335 Oh, fuck. 2569 02:45:28,981 --> 02:45:31,943 What? 2570 02:45:35,154 --> 02:45:37,156 What are you doing, dummy? 2571 02:45:38,449 --> 02:45:40,118 Oh, brother. 2572 02:47:52,000 --> 02:47:55,169 There are frogs falling from the sky. 2573 02:50:02,797 --> 02:50:05,133 Come on! Come on! 2574 02:50:23,609 --> 02:50:26,195 Claudia, it's Mom! Open the door, honey! 2575 02:50:27,822 --> 02:50:30,366 Claudia, are you there? 2576 02:50:30,408 --> 02:50:33,036 Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! 2577 02:50:33,119 --> 02:50:34,662 All right. All right. 2578 02:50:34,704 --> 02:50:37,206 lt's OK. lt's all right now. 2579 02:50:37,290 --> 02:50:41,294 lt's OK. lt's gonna be all right. 2580 02:50:51,888 --> 02:50:54,057 This happens. 2581 02:50:54,140 --> 02:50:56,100 This is something that happens. 2582 02:52:20,852 --> 02:52:25,356 And there is the account of the hanging of three men... 2583 02:52:25,356 --> 02:52:26,941 and a scuba diver... 2584 02:52:26,941 --> 02:52:29,027 and a suicide. 2585 02:52:38,244 --> 02:52:42,332 There are stories of coincidence and chance... 2586 02:52:42,415 --> 02:52:45,543 and intersections and strange things told... 2587 02:52:45,543 --> 02:52:48,463 and which is which and who only knows? 2588 02:52:53,593 --> 02:52:54,844 And we generally say... 2589 02:52:54,927 --> 02:52:58,598 "Well, if that was in a movie, l wouldn't believe it." 2590 02:52:58,639 --> 02:53:01,684 Someone's so-and-so met someone else's so-and-so... 2591 02:53:01,684 --> 02:53:03,436 and so on. 2592 02:53:03,436 --> 02:53:06,606 And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator... 2593 02:53:06,648 --> 02:53:09,150 that strange things happen all the time. 2594 02:53:09,150 --> 02:53:11,402 And so it goes, and so it goes. 2595 02:53:11,444 --> 02:53:13,321 And the book says... 2596 02:53:13,404 --> 02:53:15,490 "We may be through with the past... 2597 02:53:15,573 --> 02:53:18,076 but the past ain't through with us." 2598 02:53:22,455 --> 02:53:24,874 l'm sorry, Jack. 2599 02:53:24,874 --> 02:53:27,669 lt's the hospital calling about Linda. 2600 02:53:27,669 --> 02:53:28,795 Who? 2601 02:53:28,836 --> 02:53:31,130 Linda. She's in the hospital. 2602 02:53:31,130 --> 02:53:34,926 l figured you should probably talk to them since you're here. 2603 02:53:46,229 --> 02:53:49,482 ls she gonna be all right? 2604 02:53:53,820 --> 02:53:59,367 Could you please tell me where you're located? 2605 02:54:17,010 --> 02:54:19,804 Are you with us, Linda? Good. 2606 02:54:19,887 --> 02:54:21,639 lt is, Linda, isn't it? 2607 02:54:26,310 --> 02:54:29,272 Just relax. That's it. 2608 02:54:31,524 --> 02:54:32,942 You'll get through this. 2609 02:54:44,829 --> 02:54:46,122 Dad. 2610 02:54:54,130 --> 02:54:56,758 Dad, you need to be nicer to me. 2611 02:54:58,343 --> 02:55:00,094 Go to bed. 2612 02:55:01,971 --> 02:55:04,599 You have to be nicer to me, Dad. 2613 02:55:08,227 --> 02:55:09,771 Go to bed. 2614 02:55:17,695 --> 02:55:21,866 l know l did a stupid thing. 2615 02:55:21,949 --> 02:55:24,202 So stupid. 2616 02:55:24,243 --> 02:55:26,954 Getting braces. 2617 02:55:26,996 --> 02:55:28,206 l thought... 2618 02:55:30,208 --> 02:55:32,210 l thought he would love me. 2619 02:55:32,251 --> 02:55:35,505 Getting...braces. 2620 02:55:35,505 --> 02:55:36,714 For what? 2621 02:55:36,756 --> 02:55:40,176 For something l don't even... 2622 02:55:42,845 --> 02:55:45,848 l don't know where to put things, you know? 2623 02:55:49,435 --> 02:55:52,355 l really do have love to give. 2624 02:55:52,397 --> 02:55:55,066 l just don't know where to put it. 2625 02:56:05,284 --> 02:56:09,038 A lot of people think this is just a job that you go to. 2626 02:56:10,665 --> 02:56:14,002 Take a lunch hour... job's over. 2627 02:56:14,085 --> 02:56:15,294 Something like that. 2628 02:56:17,714 --> 02:56:19,799 But it's a 24-hour deal. 2629 02:56:22,301 --> 02:56:24,012 No two ways about it. 2630 02:56:25,555 --> 02:56:28,516 And what most people don't see... 2631 02:56:30,518 --> 02:56:34,230 is just how hard it is to do the right thing. 2632 02:56:37,358 --> 02:56:39,444 People think if l make a judgment call... 2633 02:56:39,485 --> 02:56:42,488 that's a judgment on them, but that is not what l do. 2634 02:56:44,490 --> 02:56:46,784 And that's not what should be done. 2635 02:56:48,703 --> 02:56:51,539 l have to take everything... 2636 02:56:51,622 --> 02:56:53,624 and play it as it lays. 2637 02:56:58,212 --> 02:57:00,173 Sometimes people need a little help. 2638 02:57:00,214 --> 02:57:02,925 l got a buddy who's supposed to be real good... 2639 02:57:02,967 --> 02:57:04,469 at corrective oral surgery. 2640 02:57:09,182 --> 02:57:12,185 Sometimes people need to be forgiven. 2641 02:57:18,733 --> 02:57:21,402 And sometimes they need to go to jail. 2642 02:57:22,737 --> 02:57:25,740 Call me about that guy with the teeth, OK? 2643 02:57:26,783 --> 02:57:30,119 And that is a very tricky thing on my part... 2644 02:57:31,579 --> 02:57:33,206 making that call. 2645 02:57:37,335 --> 02:57:40,505 l mean, the law is the law. 2646 02:57:40,546 --> 02:57:43,049 And heck if l'm gonna break it. 2647 02:57:50,682 --> 02:57:52,600 You can forgive someone. 2648 02:57:59,983 --> 02:58:01,567 Well, that's the tough part. 2649 02:58:07,949 --> 02:58:09,826 What can we forgive? 2650 02:58:21,379 --> 02:58:23,089 Tough part of the job. 2651 02:58:27,010 --> 02:58:29,345 Tough part of walking down the street. 2652 02:59:26,903 --> 02:59:28,905 l just wanted to come here... 2653 02:59:30,448 --> 02:59:32,867 to come here and say something... 2654 02:59:32,867 --> 02:59:35,912 say something important, something that you said. 2655 02:59:37,413 --> 02:59:40,708 You said we should say things and do things. 2656 02:59:40,750 --> 02:59:44,337 Not lie, not keep things back... 2657 02:59:44,337 --> 02:59:46,673 these sorts of things that tear people up. 2658 02:59:46,714 --> 02:59:49,550 Well, l'm gonna do that. 2659 02:59:49,550 --> 02:59:53,429 l'm gonna do what you said, Claudia. 2660 02:59:53,471 --> 02:59:55,640 l can't let this go. 2661 02:59:58,685 --> 03:00:00,436 l can't let you go. 2662 03:00:05,441 --> 03:00:06,776 Now, you... 2663 03:00:08,152 --> 03:00:10,947 You listen to me now. 2664 03:00:13,241 --> 03:00:15,118 You're a good person. 2665 03:00:17,787 --> 03:00:20,832 You're a good and beautiful person... 2666 03:00:20,832 --> 03:00:23,376 and l won't let you walk out on me. 2667 03:00:25,586 --> 03:00:28,214 And l won't let you say those things... 2668 03:00:28,256 --> 03:00:32,135 those things about how stupid you are and this and that. 2669 03:00:33,261 --> 03:00:35,096 l won't stand for that. 2670 03:00:37,807 --> 03:00:40,560 You want to be with me... 2671 03:00:42,603 --> 03:00:45,773 then you be with me. 2672 03:00:47,525 --> 03:00:48,693 You see?