1 00:00:12,781 --> 00:00:16,046 "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers 2 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:34,609 Now on the day I was born 3 00:00:34,678 --> 00:00:36,976 The nurses all gathered round 4 00:00:37,047 --> 00:00:39,208 And they gazed in wide wonder 5 00:00:39,283 --> 00:00:41,717 At the joy they had found 6 00:00:41,785 --> 00:00:44,015 The head nurse spoke up 7 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:46,487 Said leave this one alone 8 00:00:46,557 --> 00:00:48,889 She could tell right away 9 00:00:48,959 --> 00:00:51,484 That I was bad to the bone 10 00:00:51,562 --> 00:00:53,587 Bad to the bone 11 00:01:26,063 --> 00:01:28,463 Bad to the bone 12 00:01:28,532 --> 00:01:30,557 Bad to the bone 13 00:01:30,634 --> 00:01:32,568 Bad 14 00:01:32,636 --> 00:01:35,662 - Let's move out ! - Get in front of that wall ! 15 00:01:35,739 --> 00:01:38,207 - B-B-B-B-Bad - Follow me ! 16 00:01:38,275 --> 00:01:40,675 B-B-B-B-Bad 17 00:01:40,744 --> 00:01:42,974 Bad to the bone 18 00:01:43,046 --> 00:01:45,276 When I walk the streets 19 00:01:45,349 --> 00:01:47,544 Kings and queens step aside 20 00:01:47,618 --> 00:01:49,813 - Every woman I meet 21 00:01:49,887 --> 00:01:52,515 They all stay satisfied 22 00:01:52,589 --> 00:01:54,614 I wanna tell you about it baby 23 00:01:54,691 --> 00:01:57,285 What I see I make my own 24 00:01:57,361 --> 00:01:58,794 And I'm here to tell you, honey 25 00:01:58,862 --> 00:02:01,524 - That I'm bad to the bone - My arm ! 26 00:02:01,598 --> 00:02:03,532 - Bad to the bone - I've been shot ! 27 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,501 - Bad to the bone 28 00:02:06,570 --> 00:02:10,006 Let me take a look at that. 29 00:02:10,073 --> 00:02:13,133 - Want me to show you a little trick ? 30 00:02:13,210 --> 00:02:15,269 Take your mind off that arm ? 31 00:02:15,345 --> 00:02:17,370 Give me your hand. 32 00:02:17,447 --> 00:02:22,384 Now, you may feel a little... pressure. 33 00:02:25,322 --> 00:02:29,224 Agh ! My finger ! My finger ! 34 00:02:29,293 --> 00:02:31,227 - Work every time. 35 00:02:31,295 --> 00:02:33,855 And I'm bad to the bone 36 00:02:33,931 --> 00:02:36,263 Bad to the bone 37 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:38,631 B-B-B-B-B-Bad 38 00:02:38,702 --> 00:02:43,639 B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad 39 00:02:43,707 --> 00:02:45,937 Bad to the bone 40 00:02:58,555 --> 00:03:02,958 You had better give up, senor. You cannot kill us all. 41 00:03:03,026 --> 00:03:06,427 Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than... 42 00:03:06,496 --> 00:03:09,465 one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce. 43 00:03:11,735 --> 00:03:13,669 And I'm bad to the bone 44 00:03:13,737 --> 00:03:16,103 B-B-B-B-Bad 45 00:03:16,173 --> 00:03:18,437 B-B-B-B-Bad 46 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:20,669 B-B-B-B-Bad 47 00:03:33,056 --> 00:03:35,024 At ease, Payne. 48 00:03:37,594 --> 00:03:40,461 Relax. Do you know why you're here ? 49 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:42,721 Sir, no, sir ! 50 00:03:42,854 --> 00:03:46,756 The promotion board report came out last week. 51 00:03:46,825 --> 00:03:49,225 This is the new lieutenant colonel list. 52 00:03:49,294 --> 00:03:51,990 Your name is not on it. 53 00:03:52,064 --> 00:03:54,658 You get two chances to advance, 54 00:03:54,733 --> 00:03:56,667 then we gotta show you the hatch. 55 00:03:58,637 --> 00:04:02,539 Base admin is cutting your discharge orders right now. 56 00:04:02,607 --> 00:04:07,544 General, are you tryin' to tell me in all this man's military... 57 00:04:07,612 --> 00:04:11,548 there is no room left for a trained weapon of destruction ? 58 00:04:11,616 --> 00:04:14,847 The fighting is no longer done on the battlefields, Payne. 59 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,753 Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress. 60 00:04:17,823 --> 00:04:20,155 Boys like us are becoming dinosaurs. 61 00:04:23,228 --> 00:04:26,254 There gotta be somebody need some killin'. 62 00:04:26,331 --> 00:04:29,596 I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left. 63 00:04:29,668 --> 00:04:32,569 You've killed 'em all. Good luck. 64 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:46,410 It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man, 65 00:04:46,485 --> 00:04:50,615 and already I'm startin' to get the itch. 66 00:04:50,689 --> 00:04:55,456 Problem is I ain't got nothin' to scratch. 67 00:04:55,527 --> 00:04:58,690 God, I'm hungry. 68 00:04:58,764 --> 00:05:01,062 Hungry for action. 69 00:05:01,133 --> 00:05:04,899 - Hungry for blood. 70 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:07,029 Hell. 71 00:05:07,105 --> 00:05:10,506 I'm just plain ol' hungry. 72 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,541 - Feel I'm gettin' weaker... 73 00:05:19,618 --> 00:05:23,987 while Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle. 74 00:05:24,056 --> 00:05:26,524 I can't lose my edge. 75 00:05:26,591 --> 00:05:31,119 I gotta keep my strength up. I gotta maintain discipline. 76 00:05:31,196 --> 00:05:35,360 Because the hard reality was... 77 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:38,267 I gotta get a job. 78 00:05:38,336 --> 00:05:40,566 - And what better place... 79 00:05:40,639 --> 00:05:43,369 than somewhere that would allow me to employ... 80 00:05:43,442 --> 00:05:46,878 my skills as a trained killer. 81 00:05:46,945 --> 00:05:48,879 Mister... Payne ? 82 00:05:51,616 --> 00:05:55,143 This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute. 83 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:58,781 You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin, 84 00:05:58,857 --> 00:06:01,655 - Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted... 85 00:06:01,726 --> 00:06:03,990 by her husband, played by Mr. Shipman. 86 00:06:04,062 --> 00:06:08,055 - Happy to meet you. - Same here. 87 00:06:08,133 --> 00:06:12,069 Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation. 88 00:06:12,137 --> 00:06:14,105 Neutralize. 89 00:06:15,273 --> 00:06:17,207 Begin. 90 00:06:17,275 --> 00:06:21,803 He hit me ! 91 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,542 - You like to beat women ? - Officer, l-- 92 00:06:24,616 --> 00:06:27,881 Don't never... hit... her... again. 93 00:06:27,953 --> 00:06:31,411 - Hear me ? Hear me ? Huh ? - I-l can't-- Wait ! Agh ! Ooh ! 94 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:45,736 Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week. 95 00:06:45,804 --> 00:06:50,901 It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback. 96 00:06:50,976 --> 00:06:54,377 Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you. 97 00:06:54,446 --> 00:06:58,610 It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military. 98 00:07:00,452 --> 00:07:02,386 So after two and a half weeks... 99 00:07:02,454 --> 00:07:06,618 of livin' a civilian puke's existence, 100 00:07:06,691 --> 00:07:10,889 I was back in uniform, back in the Corps. 101 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:16,865 Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas... 102 00:07:16,935 --> 00:07:19,597 and killin'. 103 00:07:19,671 --> 00:07:22,606 Little did I know what awaited for me. 104 00:07:22,674 --> 00:07:26,075 I've toured 11 separate engagements... 105 00:07:26,144 --> 00:07:28,510 from Iraq to Haiti, 106 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:33,108 but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment. 107 00:07:33,185 --> 00:07:36,643 I was told it would be my greatest challenge. 108 00:07:36,721 --> 00:07:40,953 It was sure to be a living hell. 109 00:08:00,545 --> 00:08:03,309 The Glee Club... 110 00:08:03,381 --> 00:08:06,316 - will be meeting at 3:30. 111 00:08:13,491 --> 00:08:17,188 Will the teachers please report to the quad... 112 00:08:17,262 --> 00:08:19,696 for the science fair judging. 113 00:08:19,764 --> 00:08:22,096 Tiger ? Tiger, come back here. 114 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:24,692 - I'm not gonna chase you. 115 00:08:33,011 --> 00:08:35,536 What you runnin' from, boy ? 116 00:08:35,614 --> 00:08:37,548 She's tryin' to give me a shot ! 117 00:08:37,616 --> 00:08:41,575 You don't like needles ? 118 00:08:41,653 --> 00:08:46,249 You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ? 119 00:08:46,324 --> 00:08:49,657 Here, gimme your hand. 120 00:08:49,728 --> 00:08:52,788 Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. 121 00:08:52,864 --> 00:08:55,492 Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor. 122 00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:57,501 You must be Major Payne. 123 00:08:59,471 --> 00:09:02,599 That's a mighty fine handshake you got there. 124 00:09:02,674 --> 00:09:05,507 - You wanna wrestle ? 125 00:09:05,577 --> 00:09:07,602 Uh, no thanks. 126 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:11,979 I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper. 127 00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:14,575 Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major. 128 00:09:14,653 --> 00:09:16,587 Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am. 129 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:22,651 Tiger ! Tiger, come back here ! 130 00:09:22,727 --> 00:09:24,888 I'm not gonna chase you. 131 00:09:27,065 --> 00:09:28,999 Mmm. 132 00:09:33,038 --> 00:09:35,632 - Come in. 133 00:09:44,516 --> 00:09:47,417 Major Payne reportin' for duty, sir ! 134 00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:52,356 What ? 135 00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:56,292 Major Payne. The new commandant ? 136 00:09:56,361 --> 00:10:00,730 Oh. Right. You're in charge of the green boys. 137 00:10:00,799 --> 00:10:02,960 Come again ? 138 00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:05,628 The green boys. 139 00:10:05,704 --> 00:10:08,832 They wear those green things. 140 00:10:08,907 --> 00:10:13,037 You know, it's funny, when they stand in front of bushes, I can't see them. 141 00:10:15,013 --> 00:10:17,880 Why are you here ? 142 00:10:17,949 --> 00:10:20,747 The R.O.T.C. program. 143 00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:25,313 I understand you've been placin' last, eight years runnin' in the Virginia Military Games. 144 00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:29,451 - I am here to remedy that. 145 00:10:29,527 --> 00:10:33,122 We have an R.O.T.C. program ? 146 00:10:33,198 --> 00:10:36,565 - The green boys, sir. - Oh, right. 147 00:10:36,634 --> 00:10:41,537 Between us, I don't care what you do with those boys, 148 00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:44,473 as long as you keep them out of my hair. 149 00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:46,567 Is that all ? 150 00:10:46,644 --> 00:10:50,705 - Oh ! Would you like a tour of the campus ? 151 00:10:50,782 --> 00:10:53,910 No. I'd like to see my men. 152 00:10:53,985 --> 00:10:58,354 Fall in ! Move it, you idiots ! Let's go ! 153 00:10:58,423 --> 00:11:01,790 Come on, Williams ! Let's move it. Get a hop on it, boy ! 154 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:05,193 Mo-o-o-o-ve ! 155 00:11:05,263 --> 00:11:07,231 Fall in, everyone ! Fall in ! Let's go ! 156 00:11:07,298 --> 00:11:09,926 Come on, people ! Mo-o-o-ve ! 157 00:11:10,001 --> 00:11:13,652 Hustle, hustle, hustle ! Let's go. Giddyap ! 158 00:11:13,785 --> 00:11:15,878 Giddyap, let's go ! 159 00:11:21,059 --> 00:11:22,993 Sir, the squad is formed, sir ! 160 00:11:30,335 --> 00:11:32,235 Carry on. 161 00:11:38,343 --> 00:11:43,508 My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! 162 00:11:43,582 --> 00:11:47,040 As of 0800... 163 00:11:47,119 --> 00:11:49,747 I am replacin' Major Frankfurt... 164 00:11:49,821 --> 00:11:52,790 as your commanding officer ! 165 00:12:00,532 --> 00:12:02,796 See now, what we have here... 166 00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:05,837 is a failure to communicate. 167 00:12:10,242 --> 00:12:12,870 Do... not... attempt... 168 00:12:12,945 --> 00:12:14,879 to challenge... 169 00:12:14,947 --> 00:12:16,881 my... authority ! 170 00:12:16,949 --> 00:12:20,544 I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots... 171 00:12:20,619 --> 00:12:23,816 into a well-disciplined cadet unit. 172 00:12:23,889 --> 00:12:26,551 From this day forward, 173 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:29,856 your sorry asses belong to me. 174 00:12:29,928 --> 00:12:34,160 You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose, 175 00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:38,760 or even dig in your butts without my say-so ! 176 00:12:38,837 --> 00:12:43,604 Know this: Killin' is my business, ladies, 177 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:46,906 and business is good ! 178 00:12:46,979 --> 00:12:51,177 - Yoo-hoo ! - What ? 179 00:12:51,249 --> 00:12:53,877 I have to go to the bathroom. 180 00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:57,547 - You hold it, turd. - I can't ! 181 00:12:58,824 --> 00:13:01,691 I said hold it, or I'll break that off... 182 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,991 and kick it around on the ground. 183 00:13:06,665 --> 00:13:09,225 Now, be advised, ladies, 184 00:13:09,301 --> 00:13:13,431 - we are going to win the Virginia Military Games ! 185 00:13:13,505 --> 00:13:17,965 - I said win: Whiskey, Indian, November. 186 00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:20,705 Get used to the sound of that word ! 187 00:13:20,779 --> 00:13:25,546 - Major Payne ! - What, boy ? What, what, what ? 188 00:13:25,617 --> 00:13:27,551 I did somethin' bad. 189 00:13:32,824 --> 00:13:36,590 - You nasty little worm ! 190 00:13:36,661 --> 00:13:38,629 Go change your Huggies, boy, 191 00:13:38,697 --> 00:13:40,722 and be back here pronto ! 192 00:13:40,799 --> 00:13:44,200 Stop that cryin' ! You'll get no pity from me ! 193 00:13:44,269 --> 00:13:47,295 You think your tears'll stop Charlie from takin' his bayonet... 194 00:13:47,372 --> 00:13:50,739 - and stickin' it in your little tiny heart ? 195 00:13:50,809 --> 00:13:56,475 - What the hell was that, you little freckle-faced cartoon ? 196 00:13:59,684 --> 00:14:01,845 Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie ? 197 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,412 - No, sir. - Then you hold it in, you big-eared turd, 198 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:09,483 - otherwise I'll kick your ass back to Mayberry ! 199 00:14:10,929 --> 00:14:14,262 I see we have a sickly boy on our hands. 200 00:14:14,332 --> 00:14:16,562 We're gonna have to boost your immune system, son ! 201 00:14:16,635 --> 00:14:21,834 Drop down, give me 25 pushups now ! 202 00:14:21,907 --> 00:14:24,307 - Count 'em out ! - One, sir. 203 00:14:24,376 --> 00:14:28,210 - Two, sir. 204 00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:34,946 What are you laughin' at, pig-boy ? 205 00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:37,284 You find a piece of candy in your pocket ? 206 00:14:37,355 --> 00:14:39,687 - No, sir ! - What's your name, tubby ? 207 00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:43,194 - H-Heathcoat, sir ! - Heathcoat. 208 00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:46,128 You know, you remind me of the doughboy. 209 00:14:46,198 --> 00:14:50,328 If I poke your stomach will it make you go 210 00:14:50,402 --> 00:14:53,098 You know what ? I'm gonna help you make room for lunch, bacon-boy. 211 00:14:53,171 --> 00:14:57,164 Drop down, give me 30 situps right now ! Let's go ! 212 00:14:57,242 --> 00:15:00,678 Count 'em out ! Let me see that belly roll ! 213 00:15:00,745 --> 00:15:03,407 - One, tubby, tubby ! 214 00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:05,609 - One, sir. - Come on, pork chop ! 215 00:15:05,684 --> 00:15:07,618 - Two, chubby, chubby ! - Two, sir. 216 00:15:07,686 --> 00:15:11,087 Whoo ! You's a pure genius ! 217 00:15:11,156 --> 00:15:13,556 Who you ? Redd Foxx ? No, better yet. 218 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,856 You Richard Pryor, ain't you ? Whoo ! 219 00:15:16,928 --> 00:15:18,862 What's your name, girlfriend ? 220 00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:20,921 Dwight Williams, but the boys call me "D," sir. 221 00:15:20,999 --> 00:15:22,990 - You can call me D. - D, hmm ? 222 00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:25,332 Yeah, brother. 223 00:15:25,403 --> 00:15:29,134 - You like the way I handle these white boys, D ? - Oh, yeah ! 224 00:15:29,207 --> 00:15:32,540 It make you feel good to see a black man runnin' things, huh ? 225 00:15:32,611 --> 00:15:35,580 - Malcolm X. - Well, let me tell you somethin', D. 226 00:15:35,647 --> 00:15:37,672 - Yeah, brother ? - Why don't you come closer. 227 00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:39,683 I... am not... 228 00:15:39,751 --> 00:15:41,685 your damn brother ! 229 00:15:41,753 --> 00:15:45,780 Now drop down, give me 20 squat thrusts now ! 230 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,792 One, sir. 231 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,761 What are you lookin' at, ass-eyes ? 232 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:54,697 - Nothing, sir ! - You plottin' on me, boy ? 233 00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:58,497 - No, sir ! - Well, let me tell you somethin', ass-eyes. 234 00:15:58,570 --> 00:16:03,337 Let me tell you all somethin': War has made me very paranoid ! 235 00:16:03,408 --> 00:16:05,342 And when a man gets to eyeballin' me, 236 00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:08,743 it make my Agent Orange act up, and I get the urge to kill ! 237 00:16:08,813 --> 00:16:11,111 - Do you understand me ? - Sir, yes, sir ! 238 00:16:11,183 --> 00:16:14,209 - Do you all understand me ? - Sir, yes, sir ! 239 00:16:14,286 --> 00:16:17,346 - I can't hear you. - Sir, yes, sir ! 240 00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:21,324 And what is your damage, muscle-head ? You stupid ? 241 00:16:21,393 --> 00:16:23,918 You ignorant, or you just plain ol' deaf ? 242 00:16:23,995 --> 00:16:26,896 Yes, sir. Actually, he is deaf. 243 00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:30,025 Oh. Thank you. 244 00:16:30,101 --> 00:16:33,127 Now drop down, give me 25 more... 245 00:16:33,205 --> 00:16:36,572 for speakin' out of line ! 246 00:16:36,641 --> 00:16:41,408 - One, sir. - I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. 247 00:16:41,479 --> 00:16:45,313 I didn't mean to offend you. Do you speak sign language ? 248 00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:48,284 Can you read lips ? Let me break it down. 249 00:16:48,353 --> 00:16:53,086 If you don't answer me when I speak to you, 250 00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:57,117 I'm goin' put my foot in your ass ! Is that clear, dummy ? 251 00:16:57,195 --> 00:16:59,493 Sir, yes, sir. 252 00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:03,231 Hold on, guys. Wait-- Oof ! 253 00:17:05,203 --> 00:17:07,137 Wait ! 254 00:17:07,205 --> 00:17:09,673 Hey, guys ! Don't start without me ! 255 00:17:09,741 --> 00:17:12,107 Come on ! Wait ! Hold on. 256 00:17:12,177 --> 00:17:14,577 Comin'. 257 00:17:17,282 --> 00:17:20,615 Hello, gorgeous. Welcome to my party. 258 00:17:20,685 --> 00:17:24,883 You know, you're out of uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli. 259 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,516 Yeah, well, uh, l-l like this look better, General-- 260 00:17:27,592 --> 00:17:32,791 - Admiral-- whatever. - It's Major, boy. 261 00:17:32,864 --> 00:17:35,094 Oooh. Looks like... 262 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:39,159 we got another major on our hands here, guys. 263 00:17:39,237 --> 00:17:42,729 - Oooh ! - Ha-ha ! - Major, ooh, a major ! 264 00:17:48,713 --> 00:17:51,375 What's your name, girlie-mouth ? 265 00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:55,317 Uh, Cadet Alex Stone, sir ! 266 00:17:55,387 --> 00:17:59,016 Yes, sir ! Heigh-ho, sir ! 267 00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:06,288 Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor. 268 00:18:06,364 --> 00:18:10,300 So do l. Heh-heh-heh. 269 00:18:16,675 --> 00:18:20,805 From now on, my little group of scrotum sacs, 270 00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:23,780 you will strive to be like me. 271 00:18:23,848 --> 00:18:28,615 You will walk like me, talk like me, 272 00:18:28,687 --> 00:18:31,087 and until you win those games, 273 00:18:31,156 --> 00:18:35,058 you will be bald like me ! 274 00:18:35,126 --> 00:18:38,152 Way to go this time, Alex. 275 00:18:38,229 --> 00:18:40,891 Dotson, take these men for two hours of P.T. ! 276 00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:45,129 Yes, sir ! First exercise will be the side straddle hop ! 277 00:18:45,203 --> 00:18:47,603 - Side straddle hop. - Squad. Ready. 278 00:18:47,672 --> 00:18:50,368 One, two, three. 279 00:18:50,442 --> 00:18:52,910 Come on, bacon-boy ! Come on ! 280 00:18:56,348 --> 00:19:01,251 - Ready, squad ! - Dotson, sit down and shut up. 281 00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:02,556 I'm writin' you up, buddy ! That's it. No more of this ! 282 00:19:02,556 --> 00:19:05,024 I'm writin' you up, buddy ! That's it. No more of this ! 283 00:19:05,092 --> 00:19:09,222 You're scaring me ! 284 00:19:11,565 --> 00:19:13,590 Hello, Miss Walburn. 285 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:18,229 Major Payne, could you please help me to understand... 286 00:19:18,305 --> 00:19:20,705 why you shaved the children bald ? 287 00:19:20,774 --> 00:19:24,938 Oh, that's my little incentive program. 288 00:19:25,012 --> 00:19:27,708 These boys have to earn their due. 289 00:19:27,781 --> 00:19:31,012 Their hairdo, that is. Heh-heh-heh. 290 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:36,415 Do they have to earn their bathroom privileges too ? 291 00:19:42,196 --> 00:19:45,927 What do you want, Mister Pee-body ? 292 00:19:45,999 --> 00:19:51,266 Oh, he's upset about this morning. Apparently he had a little accident. 293 00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:55,434 Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants. 294 00:19:55,509 --> 00:19:58,103 Well, maybe that's because he's six. 295 00:19:58,178 --> 00:20:02,911 'Cause he's six ? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full-time job. 296 00:20:04,585 --> 00:20:09,079 Well, I told him that you have something that you'd like to say to him. 297 00:20:21,168 --> 00:20:23,363 You think I owe you an apology ? 298 00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:30,599 Want me to take back some of those mean and hurtful little things I said ? 299 00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:37,082 Okay. I'm sorry you're just a little turd... 300 00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:40,119 that can't hold your liquid out in public. 301 00:20:40,187 --> 00:20:44,954 Now you get on outta my face 'fore I pick you up and toss you out that window ! 302 00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:55,163 - Major, have you ever done this kind of work before ? 303 00:20:55,235 --> 00:20:59,001 Woman, under this here hat... 304 00:20:59,072 --> 00:21:02,769 I've trained 20,432... 305 00:21:02,843 --> 00:21:05,175 combat killin' machines. 306 00:21:05,245 --> 00:21:08,339 Well, that's just my point. 307 00:21:08,415 --> 00:21:12,784 You see, now you're dealing with children, and children have special needs. 308 00:21:12,853 --> 00:21:16,289 Do you know what positive reinforcement means ? 309 00:21:16,356 --> 00:21:20,258 Is that anything like where you take a P.O.W. and you snap his neck... 310 00:21:20,327 --> 00:21:24,559 after you torture him, so he don't have to go through life with a colostomy bag? 311 00:21:27,301 --> 00:21:30,532 Sort of. 312 00:21:30,604 --> 00:21:34,301 I'd like to make a suggestion. 313 00:21:34,374 --> 00:21:37,502 Why don't you and I become partners... 314 00:21:37,577 --> 00:21:41,377 in the emotional growth and development of these little ones ? 315 00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:44,713 What do you say ? 316 00:21:46,987 --> 00:21:51,048 Will you be my big helper and help me do that ? 317 00:21:53,527 --> 00:21:57,987 - Yes. - Good ! 318 00:22:04,404 --> 00:22:07,931 Why do I feel like a jackass ? 319 00:22:10,944 --> 00:22:14,038 Ha ! Look at that baldy ! 320 00:22:16,016 --> 00:22:19,713 Hey ! Your head's shaped like a bowling ball ! 321 00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:27,226 Nazi, fascist pig ! 322 00:22:27,294 --> 00:22:31,355 I know where I'm gonna shave him ! Damn Major Payne ! 323 00:22:31,431 --> 00:22:33,922 I didn't want you to be brother ! 324 00:22:34,001 --> 00:22:37,960 Most of the body heat travels through the head, 325 00:22:38,038 --> 00:22:40,472 and if I'm sick, I'm gonna start throwing up. 326 00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:43,304 That damn Payne's already starting to get on my nerves. 327 00:22:43,377 --> 00:22:46,403 Turd this, turd that. Who he think he is ? 328 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,972 Just shut up. 329 00:22:50,050 --> 00:22:52,382 You tellin' me to shut up ? Why don't you shut your damn mouth... 330 00:22:52,452 --> 00:22:55,421 and stop eatin' all that damn candy, you fat pig ? 331 00:22:57,157 --> 00:23:01,787 I look like Curly from "The Three Stooges." 332 00:23:03,497 --> 00:23:05,488 Did I say you could touch my bed ? 333 00:23:05,565 --> 00:23:08,625 - No. - Get off. 334 00:23:08,702 --> 00:23:10,636 Ow ! 335 00:23:12,339 --> 00:23:16,366 Payne's gonna kill us. You know I have a heart condition. 336 00:23:16,443 --> 00:23:19,276 I'm not sure he's familiar with my medical history. 337 00:23:19,346 --> 00:23:21,280 Let's go, let's go, let's go ! Come on ! 338 00:23:21,348 --> 00:23:24,340 Move it ! Saddle up that horsey and ride ! 339 00:23:24,418 --> 00:23:26,682 You ever hear of knocking, Dotson ? 340 00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:29,722 You won't have to worry about that anymore. 341 00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:31,815 I have good news for you, assholes. 342 00:23:31,892 --> 00:23:35,191 Pack your bedding, your kit and your clothes ! Let's go ! 343 00:23:35,262 --> 00:23:37,628 Where to ? 344 00:23:39,232 --> 00:23:44,636 Hello, cue balls ! Welcome to the house of Payne. 345 00:23:44,704 --> 00:23:46,638 He's gotta be joking. 346 00:23:46,706 --> 00:23:50,642 The squad that lives together, wins together. 347 00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:53,110 Unity, turds. 348 00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:57,549 That is the key word in "unit," without the y. 349 00:23:57,617 --> 00:23:59,915 Tiger, Leland, 350 00:23:59,986 --> 00:24:04,013 you will reside at the R.O.T.C. buildin'. 351 00:24:04,091 --> 00:24:06,685 The rest of you garbage, 352 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,029 grab a rack and settle in. 353 00:24:09,029 --> 00:24:09,393 grab a rack and settle in. 354 00:24:09,463 --> 00:24:12,091 Let's move out. 355 00:24:12,165 --> 00:24:16,124 You eyeball me again, I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag. 356 00:24:16,203 --> 00:24:20,299 It's so damp. What about my allergies ? 357 00:24:20,373 --> 00:24:22,307 You know how far we are from the kitchen ? 358 00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:25,037 - Why can't I stay here ? - 'Cause I said so. 359 00:24:25,112 --> 00:24:27,205 Major Payne, sir. 360 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,339 What ? 361 00:24:29,416 --> 00:24:33,375 Sir, I think I speak for everyone when I say that this place is... 362 00:24:33,453 --> 00:24:36,422 unacceptable, sir. 363 00:24:36,490 --> 00:24:40,824 Really ? 364 00:24:40,894 --> 00:24:44,523 Love my barracks night and day 365 00:24:44,598 --> 00:24:47,396 Love my barracks night and day 366 00:24:47,467 --> 00:24:50,334 Won't complain That's where I'll stay 367 00:24:50,403 --> 00:24:52,997 Won't complain That's where I'll stay 368 00:24:54,641 --> 00:24:57,940 - Good plan this time, Alex. - Why don't you shut up ? 369 00:24:58,011 --> 00:25:01,412 All right, my little patch of Brussels sprouts, 370 00:25:01,481 --> 00:25:05,212 uproot yourselves, climb out the pool and get some rest. 371 00:25:05,285 --> 00:25:07,651 You're gonna need it. 372 00:25:07,721 --> 00:25:10,087 Tomorrow, ladies, 373 00:25:10,157 --> 00:25:12,955 we gonna start the hard stuff. 374 00:25:13,026 --> 00:25:16,462 - The hard stuff ? 375 00:25:16,530 --> 00:25:19,624 Let's move it, you turds ! 376 00:25:19,699 --> 00:25:21,997 You'll get no sympathy from me ! 377 00:25:22,068 --> 00:25:26,767 You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis ! 378 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,206 That's where you'll find my sympathy ! 379 00:25:29,276 --> 00:25:33,679 This ain't no walk in the park ! Move it ! Hustle, hustle ! 380 00:25:33,747 --> 00:25:36,739 Hey, Dumbo ! You should be able to fly through those tubes... 381 00:25:36,816 --> 00:25:40,912 - with them big-ass ears, boy ! - Yeah, Dumbo ! Fly, baby, fly ! 382 00:25:40,987 --> 00:25:45,720 Hey, Williams ! You tell Marlee Matlin's son... 383 00:25:45,792 --> 00:25:48,556 if he don't get across that rope, I'm gonna hang him with it ! 384 00:25:48,628 --> 00:25:50,562 He'll hang you with it ! Ha-ha-ha ! 385 00:25:50,630 --> 00:25:53,224 Heathcoat ! 386 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:56,792 You get your fat body over that wall ! 387 00:25:56,870 --> 00:26:00,897 - Take your fat, pork chop body over that-- - You-- You shut up. 388 00:26:00,974 --> 00:26:03,499 Nobody's leavin' here until the average for this squad... 389 00:26:03,577 --> 00:26:06,671 is one minute, twenty seconds ! 390 00:26:06,746 --> 00:26:10,238 Come on, he can't do it ! Leave him alone. 391 00:26:10,317 --> 00:26:13,775 I can barely do it. It's slippery out here. 392 00:26:13,853 --> 00:26:16,219 Slippery, he say ! 393 00:26:16,289 --> 00:26:19,087 You think Charlie care anything about slippery ? 394 00:26:19,159 --> 00:26:21,525 Only thing he knows is slit your throat. 395 00:26:21,595 --> 00:26:24,029 What if this was a life or death situation ? 396 00:26:24,097 --> 00:26:26,964 But it's not a life or death situation. 397 00:26:28,201 --> 00:26:30,032 - It is now. 398 00:26:30,103 --> 00:26:34,335 One Mississippi. Two Mississippi. 399 00:26:34,407 --> 00:26:37,664 Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ? It's just a dummy grenade. 400 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,291 Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ? It's just a dummy grenade. 401 00:26:44,004 --> 00:26:46,302 - Damn ! Oh ! 402 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:53,975 Who's the dummy now ? 403 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:57,916 So what is it, exactly ? 404 00:26:57,984 --> 00:26:59,918 Concentrated dithiazanine. 405 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:02,887 - What the hell is that ? - It's like a super-laxative. 406 00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:06,585 This here'll pack enough punch to take out an entire football team. 407 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:09,026 Payne'll never get off the can. 408 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:12,030 He'll be makin' beef stool 'til graduation. 409 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:16,262 - Yeah. - All right. Payne'll never know what hit him. 410 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:25,374 Kill ! 411 00:27:40,393 --> 00:27:42,327 Major Payne, sir ? 412 00:27:43,964 --> 00:27:46,455 Can't you see I'm eatin', turd ? 413 00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:48,967 There's a call for you, sir. 414 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:29,741 He's coming ! He's coming ! 415 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:14,582 Mmm. Mmm. 416 00:29:43,716 --> 00:29:45,650 Hmm. 417 00:30:10,343 --> 00:30:13,278 - Ready ! - Damn ! He nearly put you in a coma. 418 00:30:13,346 --> 00:30:16,440 - Ready on the firing range ! - It can't be legal the way he's been treating us. 419 00:30:16,516 --> 00:30:18,450 - Turds, commence firing ! - Let's just tell Phillips. 420 00:30:18,518 --> 00:30:21,544 - Nah, that senile old fool ain't gonna help us. 421 00:30:21,621 --> 00:30:23,555 What kind of shootin' is that ? 422 00:30:23,623 --> 00:30:25,989 Hey ! Hey, dummy ! 423 00:30:26,059 --> 00:30:28,186 What's the matter, you can't see, either ? 424 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:30,195 We gotta get rid of that son of a bitch. 425 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:33,061 You maggots couldn't hit a bull in the ass ! 426 00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:35,067 We're gonna have to prove... 427 00:30:35,135 --> 00:30:38,730 - Payne did something so vile, 428 00:30:38,805 --> 00:30:41,467 so perverse, 429 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:46,001 so disgusting... 430 00:30:46,079 --> 00:30:49,913 that Phillips will have no choice but to fire him. 431 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:56,154 Like what ? 432 00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:01,493 Why me ? 433 00:31:01,561 --> 00:31:05,292 - 'Cause you have got the biggest tits. 434 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:08,129 - Shh. Shh. - Ahem. 435 00:31:10,403 --> 00:31:12,428 Well, why not Wuligar ? 436 00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:14,530 'Cause Wuligar's gotta take the pictures. 437 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:34,590 Look, it's been four hours. He hasn't blinked. 438 00:31:34,661 --> 00:31:38,688 These Special Forces guys can sleep with their eyes open. 439 00:31:38,765 --> 00:31:40,699 Trust me. 440 00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:45,003 What happened to the other dress ? 441 00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:47,665 - This one's prettier. 442 00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:50,265 - Shut up, Brian ! - Shh ! Come on. 443 00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:52,277 Williams, go. 444 00:31:57,383 --> 00:32:01,752 Man, you sure about this ? He looks awake to me. 445 00:32:01,821 --> 00:32:03,755 No, I checked on that. 446 00:32:03,823 --> 00:32:06,724 Watch this. 447 00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:09,227 Yo, turd-sniffer. Maggot-face ! 448 00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:11,160 See ? He's dead to the world. 449 00:32:11,231 --> 00:32:13,529 Let's go. 450 00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:25,540 - Get in. - Can't I just stand beside the bed ? 451 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:27,546 Get in. 452 00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:34,312 - Get in ! 453 00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:41,322 Now put your head on his shoulder. 454 00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:43,954 - Are you crazy ? - Do it ! 455 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:51,492 - Closer. 456 00:32:51,571 --> 00:32:54,870 Closer. 457 00:32:54,941 --> 00:32:58,035 Now, now, now put your arm around him. 458 00:33:00,613 --> 00:33:02,740 Good. Now hold it. 459 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:06,012 Hold it. Okay. 460 00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:16,527 - Hello, Betty. - Aghhh ! 461 00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:28,401 Got no worry, got no stress 462 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:31,307 Got no worry, got no stress 463 00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:34,312 'Cause we feel good in our dress 464 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:37,281 'Cause we feel good in our dress 465 00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:40,183 Major Payne's a major dis 466 00:33:40,253 --> 00:33:42,983 Major Payne's a major dis 467 00:33:43,056 --> 00:33:45,889 Makes us squat when we piss 468 00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:48,756 He makes us squat when we piss 469 00:33:48,828 --> 00:33:51,558 Got no worries Got no care 470 00:33:51,631 --> 00:33:54,498 - Got no worries, got no care 471 00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:57,229 I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair 472 00:33:57,303 --> 00:34:00,136 I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair 473 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:02,970 Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann 474 00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:05,567 Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann 475 00:34:05,645 --> 00:34:08,079 Gotta earn my right to be called a man 476 00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:11,605 Gotta earn my right to be called a man 477 00:34:11,684 --> 00:34:15,745 I'll tell you, ladies, you're the purtiest unit ever underneath my command ! 478 00:34:15,822 --> 00:34:17,934 Maybe I'll have to change my name... 479 00:34:18,067 --> 00:34:19,864 - to Pimp Daddy Payne ! 480 00:34:19,936 --> 00:34:22,803 - Heh-heh-heh. - Major ! 481 00:34:25,742 --> 00:34:27,972 What are the boys doing in those dresses ? 482 00:34:28,044 --> 00:34:30,171 They puttin' on a fashion show. 483 00:34:35,518 --> 00:34:40,421 I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement. 484 00:34:40,490 --> 00:34:43,459 Weren't you gonna be my big helper ? 485 00:34:44,827 --> 00:34:47,091 Yeah, but they started it. 486 00:34:47,163 --> 00:34:50,621 - Well, I'm stopping it. - Don't touch my whistle. 487 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:54,568 - I was just gonna-- - Don't touch the whistle. 488 00:34:57,207 --> 00:34:59,437 All right, ladies ! 489 00:34:59,509 --> 00:35:03,104 Take off those dresses. Head to your barracks. Fold 'em up neatly. 490 00:35:03,179 --> 00:35:05,113 Let's move it. 491 00:35:06,716 --> 00:35:09,048 - You should shave your legs more. - Shut up ! 492 00:35:09,118 --> 00:35:11,382 Good day, Miss Walburn. 493 00:35:13,723 --> 00:35:15,657 Do you really think that this approach... 494 00:35:15,725 --> 00:35:18,694 is the best way to gain the trust of these boys ? 495 00:35:18,761 --> 00:35:21,730 They may not like me, but they will respect me. 496 00:35:21,798 --> 00:35:24,323 Let me be more direct. 497 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,391 - They hate you. - Good. 498 00:35:26,469 --> 00:35:30,132 It'll draw them close together, make 'em a team. 499 00:35:30,206 --> 00:35:34,734 - That's a very cynical plan. - Yeah, but it won't backfire. 500 00:35:34,811 --> 00:35:39,441 Here. I would like you to consider an alternative approach. 501 00:35:39,515 --> 00:35:41,983 I want you to have this book. 502 00:35:42,051 --> 00:35:44,747 Read it. Apply it. 503 00:35:46,389 --> 00:35:50,257 "The ABC's of the Loving Male Role Model." 504 00:35:50,326 --> 00:35:52,794 - I don't need your book. - Take it. 505 00:35:52,862 --> 00:35:54,420 - I don't want it. - Take it. 506 00:35:54,497 --> 00:35:57,660 - I don't want it. - Please, Major ? 507 00:36:03,673 --> 00:36:05,607 Okay. 508 00:36:18,554 --> 00:36:20,886 Shut up. 509 00:36:20,957 --> 00:36:24,085 All right. I got a surefire plan to get rid of that son of a bitch. 510 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,094 - What is it ? - What ? What ? 511 00:36:26,162 --> 00:36:29,495 - It's gonna cost us. How much you got ? - Twenty. 512 00:36:29,565 --> 00:36:32,466 - I got 25. - Put me down for 40. 513 00:36:32,535 --> 00:36:35,993 - All right, Dotson ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! 514 00:36:36,072 --> 00:36:38,632 All right, we're takin' out Payne tomorrow ! 515 00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:40,642 - Yeah ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! 516 00:36:43,579 --> 00:36:46,275 "Love is the key... 517 00:36:46,349 --> 00:36:48,783 to understandin'." 518 00:37:02,899 --> 00:37:05,595 "The Three Bees. 519 00:37:05,668 --> 00:37:08,102 Bee a good listener. 520 00:37:08,171 --> 00:37:10,969 Bee sensitive to their needs." 521 00:37:12,675 --> 00:37:15,007 Well, hello, Miss Walburn. 522 00:37:15,078 --> 00:37:19,538 I just came by to let you know that Wuligar has a slight temperature, 523 00:37:19,615 --> 00:37:21,981 so you might not want to torture him this evening. 524 00:37:25,088 --> 00:37:28,319 I will be... sensitive... 525 00:37:28,391 --> 00:37:30,325 to his needs. 526 00:37:31,828 --> 00:37:33,762 Have you been reading the book ? 527 00:37:33,830 --> 00:37:37,732 I might have glanced at it once or twice. 528 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,963 Oh, well, that's very good ! I'm very proud of you, Major. 529 00:37:41,037 --> 00:37:44,200 - Oh, shucks. It ain't hard bein' sensitive. 530 00:37:44,273 --> 00:37:48,039 - He's back ! He's back ! - Who's back ? 531 00:37:48,111 --> 00:37:50,477 The man who lives in my closet. 532 00:37:50,546 --> 00:37:53,777 Aw, boy, get on outta here with that "I'm scared of the dark" crap. 533 00:37:53,850 --> 00:37:56,341 Go on, now. Git ! 534 00:37:56,419 --> 00:37:58,353 Sensitive. 535 00:38:03,826 --> 00:38:08,388 Sensitive, sensitive. 536 00:38:08,464 --> 00:38:12,798 Hello, there, fella. You know what you're havin' ? 537 00:38:12,869 --> 00:38:15,394 It's called a nightmare. 538 00:38:15,471 --> 00:38:17,405 You know what a nightmare is ? 539 00:38:18,608 --> 00:38:21,441 Well, that's all this is. 540 00:38:21,511 --> 00:38:23,945 Why don't you run on back to your room... 541 00:38:24,013 --> 00:38:27,346 before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off. 542 00:38:32,989 --> 00:38:35,355 Sensitive. 543 00:38:35,425 --> 00:38:39,122 You call that being sensitive ? 544 00:38:39,195 --> 00:38:42,062 Let me give you a little history on Kevin Dunne. 545 00:38:42,131 --> 00:38:47,228 - Both of his parents are dead. - Car accident, 1989. 546 00:38:47,303 --> 00:38:51,569 Lived in the Chelsea orphanage 'til 1991 when the school adopted him. 547 00:38:51,641 --> 00:38:53,575 I know all about it. 548 00:38:53,643 --> 00:38:57,204 Well, then you should also know that the last thing he needs right now... 549 00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:01,410 is a sadistic father figure scaring the life out of him. 550 00:39:02,585 --> 00:39:04,678 Maybe what he need... 551 00:39:04,754 --> 00:39:07,552 is for you to pop your titty out his mouth... 552 00:39:07,623 --> 00:39:10,183 and let the boy grow up. 553 00:39:10,259 --> 00:39:14,161 Excuse me ? What did you say ? 554 00:39:14,230 --> 00:39:16,164 I didn't stutter. 555 00:39:16,232 --> 00:39:18,166 I said: 556 00:39:18,234 --> 00:39:22,637 "Pop your titty out his mouth... 557 00:39:22,705 --> 00:39:25,299 and stop babyin' him !" 558 00:39:25,374 --> 00:39:28,901 I don't call it babying. I call it nurturing. 559 00:39:28,978 --> 00:39:32,539 And I call it neutering ! 560 00:39:32,615 --> 00:39:36,676 And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, 561 00:39:36,752 --> 00:39:40,347 dictatorial, egomaniacal, frigid, lunatic asshole ! 562 00:39:42,558 --> 00:39:44,856 I ain't frigid. 563 00:39:44,927 --> 00:39:46,895 He's still there ! 564 00:39:48,764 --> 00:39:52,063 You wanna see nurturin' ? 565 00:40:04,347 --> 00:40:06,281 He's in there ? 566 00:40:13,456 --> 00:40:17,119 - If he's still in there, he ain't happy. - What was that ? 567 00:40:17,193 --> 00:40:22,688 Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice ! 568 00:40:22,765 --> 00:40:27,202 And if he's still in there, he ain't happy ! 569 00:40:29,572 --> 00:40:32,040 You run on back to bed. 570 00:40:32,108 --> 00:40:34,906 That bad man ain't gonna bother you no more. 571 00:40:34,977 --> 00:40:37,605 Thank you, Major. 572 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,614 I love you. 573 00:40:48,891 --> 00:40:52,054 What's your angle, boy ? You plottin' on me ? 574 00:40:52,128 --> 00:40:55,063 - No, sir ! - Don't you know I could snap your neck in 20 different places ? 575 00:40:55,131 --> 00:40:57,122 Major, Major ! It's okay ! 576 00:40:57,199 --> 00:41:00,066 He's just trying to show you some affection ! 577 00:41:03,306 --> 00:41:05,968 I don't like it. 578 00:41:06,042 --> 00:41:09,569 Make me feel all funny. 579 00:41:20,723 --> 00:41:24,124 - Uh, good night, Miss Walburn. - Good night, Major. 580 00:41:36,792 --> 00:41:40,193 - Where is he ? - He better get here. 581 00:41:40,262 --> 00:41:43,823 Alex ! Alex ! 582 00:41:50,539 --> 00:41:52,871 - Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ? 583 00:41:52,941 --> 00:41:55,910 - Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it. 584 00:41:55,978 --> 00:42:00,176 Squad ! Atten-hut ! 585 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:04,276 Let's go, maggots. Follow my lead ! 586 00:42:04,353 --> 00:42:07,345 Payne's not here He's in our ass 587 00:42:07,423 --> 00:42:09,914 Payne's not here He's in our ass 588 00:42:09,992 --> 00:42:11,619 Butt's so tight he can't pass gas 589 00:42:11,693 --> 00:42:14,457 Butt's so tight he can't pass gas 590 00:42:14,530 --> 00:42:16,464 - Sound off - One, two 591 00:42:16,532 --> 00:42:18,693 - Sound off - Three, four 592 00:42:18,767 --> 00:42:22,760 Break it on down Break it on down 593 00:42:22,838 --> 00:42:25,432 Break it on down 594 00:42:28,877 --> 00:42:30,902 Break it down 595 00:42:33,749 --> 00:42:37,150 You like to rhyme, boy ? 596 00:42:37,219 --> 00:42:40,188 What's your name ? Bushwick Bill ? 597 00:42:40,255 --> 00:42:43,190 No, let me guess. You Snoop Diggety Dogg. 598 00:42:43,258 --> 00:42:47,627 Turds ! Front leanin' rest position. Move ! 599 00:42:47,696 --> 00:42:51,393 I'm 'a teach you how I rhyme military style ! 600 00:42:53,101 --> 00:42:55,433 One ! 601 00:42:55,504 --> 00:42:57,938 Don't you feel dumb ? 602 00:42:58,006 --> 00:43:02,238 Two ! Look at you. 603 00:43:02,311 --> 00:43:04,245 Three. 604 00:43:04,313 --> 00:43:07,544 Don't you ever make no jokes about me behind my back, 605 00:43:07,616 --> 00:43:10,517 otherwise I stomp you in the ground ! 606 00:43:29,938 --> 00:43:31,872 All right, ladies. 607 00:43:33,475 --> 00:43:36,638 Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun. 608 00:43:36,712 --> 00:43:40,546 Heh-heh. That's another rhyme. 609 00:43:40,616 --> 00:43:43,050 - All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is. 610 00:43:43,118 --> 00:43:45,348 for two hours of weapons drill. 611 00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:47,354 Yo, Payne ! 612 00:43:52,327 --> 00:43:54,989 You Payne ? 613 00:43:55,063 --> 00:43:57,896 I got somethin' to say to you. 614 00:43:57,966 --> 00:44:01,026 Fee-fi-fo-fum. 615 00:44:01,103 --> 00:44:05,437 What beanstalk you fall from ? 616 00:44:16,351 --> 00:44:20,344 You know, I heard you've been givin' these boys a hard time. 617 00:44:20,422 --> 00:44:22,822 In fact, I heard you couldn't cut it... 618 00:44:22,891 --> 00:44:25,724 in the real man's military ! 619 00:44:25,794 --> 00:44:30,595 - I heard that it's time for you to leave. 620 00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:33,430 Know what I heard ? 621 00:44:33,502 --> 00:44:37,700 I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets. 622 00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:44,178 - Yes ! 623 00:44:44,246 --> 00:44:46,806 You thinkin' about leaving yet ? 624 00:44:49,318 --> 00:44:53,846 Actually, I think the party just begun. 625 00:44:53,922 --> 00:44:55,856 Heh-heh-heh. 626 00:44:57,659 --> 00:45:01,254 Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot... 627 00:45:01,330 --> 00:45:03,491 and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face. 628 00:45:03,565 --> 00:45:06,796 - Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo ! 629 00:45:12,441 --> 00:45:14,375 Agh. 630 00:45:14,443 --> 00:45:16,911 Y-You said you were gonna-- 631 00:45:16,979 --> 00:45:19,277 hit me in the face. 632 00:45:19,348 --> 00:45:21,282 What, you callin' me a liar ? 633 00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:27,314 Ooh ! 634 00:45:30,592 --> 00:45:33,789 Oh, children. 635 00:45:33,862 --> 00:45:38,390 Somebody's gonna answer for this blood from my lip. 636 00:45:38,467 --> 00:45:41,265 I want names. 637 00:45:41,336 --> 00:45:44,533 I wanna know who's responsible. 638 00:45:46,775 --> 00:45:50,211 Don't all run at once. 639 00:45:50,278 --> 00:45:53,338 I guess nobody's responsible. 640 00:45:53,415 --> 00:45:56,578 Guess I just had that one a-comin'. 641 00:45:58,286 --> 00:46:01,153 Well, you know what y'all got comin' ? 642 00:46:01,223 --> 00:46:05,250 Seven 23-hour days... 643 00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:07,488 full of fun and adventure. 644 00:46:07,562 --> 00:46:12,363 I'm gonna make you boys strong ! 645 00:46:12,434 --> 00:46:15,528 Sir. 646 00:46:15,604 --> 00:46:18,232 Yes, turd ? 647 00:46:18,306 --> 00:46:20,740 It was me, sir. I hired him. 648 00:46:20,809 --> 00:46:23,903 Well, that's one death warrant signed. 649 00:46:23,979 --> 00:46:27,005 Do I have any more volunteers ? 650 00:46:28,083 --> 00:46:30,574 What about you, brown-nose ? 651 00:46:30,652 --> 00:46:33,485 I acted alone, sir. 652 00:46:33,555 --> 00:46:36,683 The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities. 653 00:46:39,461 --> 00:46:42,624 That's a pretty bold move there, Mr. Stone. 654 00:46:44,299 --> 00:46:47,427 What do you think I oughta do with you ? 655 00:46:47,502 --> 00:46:49,436 I don't know, sir. 656 00:46:51,206 --> 00:46:53,140 You don't know. 657 00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:57,144 I guess you should probably expel me, sir. 658 00:46:57,212 --> 00:47:00,875 What, and send you on a vacation ? 659 00:47:00,949 --> 00:47:02,883 Dotson ! 660 00:47:02,951 --> 00:47:06,785 - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader. 661 00:47:07,989 --> 00:47:12,483 Stone. You are now cadet sergeant. 662 00:47:12,561 --> 00:47:15,962 If these men win the Virginia Military Games, 663 00:47:16,031 --> 00:47:20,092 it'll be because you have led them to a victory. 664 00:47:20,168 --> 00:47:22,329 If they lose, 665 00:47:22,404 --> 00:47:26,238 it'll be because you failed them. 666 00:47:28,343 --> 00:47:32,074 - I don't accept that responsibility. - It's not negotiable. 667 00:47:37,652 --> 00:47:42,555 If I'm the new squad leader, my first order is to screw you, sir ! 668 00:47:42,624 --> 00:47:44,649 What'd you say to me, turd ? 669 00:47:44,726 --> 00:47:48,287 Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ? 670 00:47:50,098 --> 00:47:53,192 Boy, I am two seconds from bein' on you... 671 00:47:53,268 --> 00:47:57,329 Like white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm ! 672 00:47:57,405 --> 00:48:00,272 I will put my foot so far up your ass, 673 00:48:00,342 --> 00:48:03,641 the water on my knee will quench your thirst. 674 00:48:03,712 --> 00:48:05,646 Try it. 675 00:48:11,386 --> 00:48:15,550 - You want me gone, boy ? - Yes, sir. 676 00:48:15,624 --> 00:48:18,457 I said, "Do you want me gone, soldier ?" 677 00:48:18,527 --> 00:48:20,995 Yes, sir ! 678 00:48:21,062 --> 00:48:25,965 Then you meet me outside the R.O.T.C. buildin' at 2100 hours. 679 00:48:26,034 --> 00:48:31,131 You ladies want me gone, you'll get your chance. 680 00:48:54,362 --> 00:48:59,356 Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ? 681 00:48:59,434 --> 00:49:01,527 Wellington Academy, sir ! 682 00:49:02,971 --> 00:49:05,565 I want that trophy. 683 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,542 If you turds can bring me that trophy, 684 00:49:09,611 --> 00:49:12,842 I will resign my command. 685 00:49:12,914 --> 00:49:15,439 This is a black op, gentlemen. 686 00:49:15,517 --> 00:49:20,352 If you are discovered, I will deny all knowledge... 687 00:49:20,422 --> 00:49:24,324 and you will pay the price. 688 00:49:24,392 --> 00:49:27,725 That is my deal. 689 00:49:27,796 --> 00:49:30,094 Do you accept it ? 690 00:49:34,336 --> 00:49:37,547 Sir... yes, sir. 691 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,946 Then bring me my trophy. 692 00:49:58,368 --> 00:50:02,031 This is it, our big chance to get rid of Payne. 693 00:50:02,105 --> 00:50:05,597 We got two miles to get to Wellington. Let's get it outta there as fast as we can. 694 00:50:05,675 --> 00:50:08,200 Hustle, move it ! Let's go ! 695 00:50:08,278 --> 00:50:11,770 Go, go, go ! This is your last chance, Dotson. 696 00:50:11,848 --> 00:50:15,215 What, you think I'm gonna come and help you make me look bad ? 697 00:50:15,285 --> 00:50:18,914 Anyway, I called my dad. I'm leavin' this stupid school. 698 00:50:18,988 --> 00:50:21,320 Bye. Have a good time. 699 00:50:24,327 --> 00:50:26,158 - Whoa. Where you goin' ? - I'm goin' in the black op. 700 00:50:26,229 --> 00:50:28,163 You can't come. You're too little. 701 00:50:28,231 --> 00:50:31,792 Why don't you stay back here and guard the base, okay ? 702 00:50:54,390 --> 00:50:56,324 What's the matter with you, boy ? 703 00:50:56,392 --> 00:51:00,886 They won't let me go on no black op. Th-They say I'm too little. 704 00:51:00,964 --> 00:51:04,491 No one ever lets you do anything when you're too little. 705 00:51:04,567 --> 00:51:06,728 Aw, phooey ! 706 00:51:06,803 --> 00:51:10,569 What about all those stories about the little people that do big things ? 707 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:14,542 Like Little Red Riding Hood ? Them three little pigs ? 708 00:51:14,611 --> 00:51:18,206 Spike Lee ? Or them Little Rascals ? 709 00:51:18,281 --> 00:51:21,944 You ever hear the story about The Little Engine That Could ? 710 00:51:25,054 --> 00:51:27,215 Let me tell you that story. 711 00:51:32,228 --> 00:51:34,389 Once upon a time, 712 00:51:34,464 --> 00:51:36,955 deep, deep in the jungle, 713 00:51:37,033 --> 00:51:39,763 there was a little engine that could. 714 00:51:39,836 --> 00:51:42,930 He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line. 715 00:51:43,006 --> 00:51:47,534 Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot ! 716 00:51:47,610 --> 00:51:49,544 This little engine's mission... 717 00:51:49,612 --> 00:51:54,311 was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload... 718 00:51:54,384 --> 00:51:58,115 over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. 719 00:51:58,187 --> 00:52:00,178 Needless to say, 720 00:52:00,256 --> 00:52:03,225 there was plenty opposition. 721 00:52:03,293 --> 00:52:06,353 You think that stopped the little engine that could ? 722 00:52:06,429 --> 00:52:09,796 No, siree, Bob. He just kept chuggin' along. 723 00:52:09,866 --> 00:52:13,302 Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. 724 00:52:13,369 --> 00:52:15,735 Toot, toot ! 725 00:52:15,805 --> 00:52:20,401 Not even when they climbed aboard the train and popped out the eyes of the conductor, 726 00:52:20,476 --> 00:52:23,639 and blood and snot was drippin' out his eye sockets. 727 00:52:23,713 --> 00:52:27,672 You think that stopped the little engine that could ? 728 00:52:27,750 --> 00:52:31,618 Damn skippy. He just kept chuggin' along. 729 00:52:31,688 --> 00:52:36,250 Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot ! 730 00:52:38,728 --> 00:52:40,662 It wasn't until... 731 00:52:40,730 --> 00:52:44,757 Charlie rigged a bridge with plastic explosives... 732 00:52:44,834 --> 00:52:49,271 just as the little engine was makin' his way across the trestle. 733 00:52:49,339 --> 00:52:52,433 Boom ! An explosion happened. 734 00:52:52,508 --> 00:52:56,444 And blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere ! 735 00:52:56,512 --> 00:52:59,811 And Bubba come crawlin' out the back door, 736 00:52:59,882 --> 00:53:01,941 both legs missin'. 737 00:53:02,018 --> 00:53:05,010 Lula May's baby boy ! 738 00:53:05,088 --> 00:53:09,787 He look up at me. He said, "Payne ! 739 00:53:09,859 --> 00:53:13,317 I can't feel my legs." 740 00:53:13,396 --> 00:53:16,058 I said, "Bubba, they ain't there." 741 00:53:16,132 --> 00:53:18,259 And I looked down, 742 00:53:18,334 --> 00:53:22,930 and them little bloody nubs was kickin' real fast, like this here. 743 00:53:23,006 --> 00:53:27,409 And I said, "Bubba, it's 30 miles to the nearest town. 744 00:53:27,477 --> 00:53:31,880 'Less you can flip upside down and walk on your hands, you ain't gonna make it." 745 00:53:31,948 --> 00:53:36,408 All of a sudden, Charlie was all over the place ! 746 00:53:36,486 --> 00:53:39,114 It was just me and my sidearm. 747 00:53:39,188 --> 00:53:42,555 And I had no other alternative... 748 00:53:42,625 --> 00:53:46,686 but to blast my way out. 749 00:53:49,232 --> 00:53:54,761 "Die, pig ! Die ! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive !" 750 00:53:54,837 --> 00:53:58,238 Bam ! "I saw what you did to my friend !" Bam ! 751 00:53:58,307 --> 00:54:01,037 - Major ! Major ! Major ! - Bam ! Bam ! Bam ! 752 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,440 Hello, Miss Walburn. 753 00:54:06,516 --> 00:54:09,110 You just missed a little bedtime story. 754 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:14,456 No. I didn't, actually. 755 00:54:14,524 --> 00:54:19,359 In fact, I'd love to talk to you about that story. 756 00:54:19,429 --> 00:54:21,397 Perhaps over dinner ? 757 00:54:24,067 --> 00:54:26,001 Okay. 758 00:54:27,070 --> 00:54:29,595 Okay. I'll go get ready. 759 00:54:29,672 --> 00:54:32,436 - Me too. - Okay. 760 00:54:32,508 --> 00:54:35,841 - Okay. - Okay. 761 00:54:35,912 --> 00:54:38,847 All right, good-bye. 762 00:54:40,683 --> 00:54:43,618 To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you... 763 00:54:43,686 --> 00:54:47,816 - what Bubba used as a penis. - Ooh. 764 00:55:42,478 --> 00:55:44,412 Well, ain't you gonna eat ? 765 00:55:46,015 --> 00:55:49,451 I think I'll wait a moment. My stomach's a little upset. 766 00:55:49,519 --> 00:55:53,216 Them some mighty fine vittles. 767 00:55:53,289 --> 00:55:57,419 Shouldn't let 'em go to waste. 768 00:55:57,493 --> 00:56:00,485 You know, I think you're really making some wonderful strides... 769 00:56:00,563 --> 00:56:03,691 with the way you're dealing with the children. 770 00:56:03,766 --> 00:56:06,564 That was almost a really good thing... 771 00:56:06,636 --> 00:56:09,366 you tried to do for Tiger tonight. 772 00:56:09,438 --> 00:56:11,372 May I make a suggestion ? 773 00:56:13,342 --> 00:56:15,503 Proceed. 774 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:20,347 Well, your story, while colorful-- 775 00:56:21,417 --> 00:56:23,351 was a bit rough. 776 00:56:25,254 --> 00:56:27,814 You mean, the explosion ! 777 00:56:27,890 --> 00:56:32,418 Yes, and the eye-gouging part. 778 00:56:32,495 --> 00:56:35,055 You need to loosen up. 779 00:56:35,131 --> 00:56:38,567 Not everything can be about war. 780 00:56:40,570 --> 00:56:43,004 What do you like to do for fun ? 781 00:56:49,245 --> 00:56:51,736 I like to hang upside down blindfolded, 782 00:56:51,814 --> 00:56:54,749 take my gun apart and put it back together... 783 00:56:54,817 --> 00:56:58,150 before my nose starts to bleed. 784 00:56:59,522 --> 00:57:01,956 Oh, that's great ! 785 00:57:02,024 --> 00:57:06,461 But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ? 786 00:57:06,529 --> 00:57:09,760 - Like what ? - Like golf. 787 00:57:09,832 --> 00:57:11,825 Negative. 788 00:57:13,026 --> 00:57:15,051 Do you like the movies ? 789 00:57:16,396 --> 00:57:18,330 Negative. 790 00:57:25,272 --> 00:57:27,536 I don't suppose you dance. 791 00:57:30,777 --> 00:57:34,235 I've been known to cut a little rug... 792 00:57:34,314 --> 00:57:36,248 in my day. 793 00:57:44,691 --> 00:57:46,625 There's only one place where we can go 794 00:57:46,693 --> 00:57:48,888 To see freaky girls doin' shows 795 00:57:48,962 --> 00:57:51,021 Doin' tricks to make us holler 796 00:57:51,098 --> 00:57:53,032 Ain't you gonna dance ? 797 00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:54,567 Benson. 798 00:57:54,634 --> 00:57:56,568 Not like others but above the rest 799 00:57:56,636 --> 00:58:00,936 Just do any effect to turn us on Them girls got it goin' on 800 00:58:01,007 --> 00:58:02,941 Benson. 801 00:58:03,009 --> 00:58:05,102 Nobody does the robot anymore. 802 00:58:05,178 --> 00:58:09,547 Then I guess I gotta dig further into my repertoire. 803 00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:11,550 - I get hard after seein' you - Heh-heh-heh. 804 00:58:11,618 --> 00:58:13,142 How hard Hard like a rock 805 00:58:13,220 --> 00:58:15,654 When you make that coochie pop 806 00:58:15,722 --> 00:58:18,919 Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby 807 00:58:18,992 --> 00:58:22,393 Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby 808 00:58:22,462 --> 00:58:24,396 Pop that coochie 809 00:58:24,464 --> 00:58:27,729 Pop, Pop that coochie, baby Pop, pop, pop that coochie 810 00:58:27,801 --> 00:58:30,065 Pop, pop that coochie, baby 811 00:58:30,137 --> 00:58:32,071 Freaky girls with plenty of class 812 00:58:32,139 --> 00:58:34,073 Roamin' to the music and shakin' real fast 813 00:58:34,141 --> 00:58:37,702 Bend over backwards, make me shout Work that body in and out 814 00:58:37,777 --> 00:58:39,711 - Moving that body with plenty of action 815 00:58:39,779 --> 00:58:41,508 Bringin' to the man more satisfaction 816 00:58:41,581 --> 00:58:43,173 Doin' what they did to turn us out 817 00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:45,184 Just work that body all the way out 818 00:58:45,252 --> 00:58:48,653 Shake it, don't break it It took your mama nine months to make it 819 00:58:48,722 --> 00:58:50,656 Bend over and spread 'em, girl 820 00:58:50,724 --> 00:58:52,692 Show me those cultured pearls 821 00:58:52,759 --> 00:58:54,693 Play that butt and don't you quit 822 00:58:54,761 --> 00:58:56,456 Then blow me a freaky kiss 823 00:58:56,530 --> 00:58:58,054 Girl, you know you look so cute 824 00:59:20,687 --> 00:59:24,589 Williams, you take these guys and fan out the left flank of the school. Go ! 825 00:59:24,658 --> 00:59:26,592 Gotcha. 826 00:59:26,660 --> 00:59:29,595 Wuligar. You take these two and cover the right. 827 00:59:29,663 --> 00:59:31,597 - Got it ? - Got it. Come on ! 828 01:00:40,367 --> 01:00:42,301 Don't move ! 829 01:01:00,954 --> 01:01:03,582 Madison is a loser. 830 01:01:12,565 --> 01:01:15,261 Man, get in there. 831 01:01:27,881 --> 01:01:31,248 All right ? And then his chest cavity exploded. 832 01:01:31,318 --> 01:01:34,253 Boom ! Heh-heh-heh. 833 01:01:34,321 --> 01:01:39,520 You know, that was the first time I ever drove a man's nose up into his brain, 834 01:01:39,592 --> 01:01:44,586 causin' instant death and simultaneous bowel evacuation. 835 01:01:44,664 --> 01:01:48,100 But enough about me, woman. What's your story ? 836 01:01:48,168 --> 01:01:52,127 I'm surprised you ain't dropped about 12 puppies by now. 837 01:01:52,205 --> 01:01:55,732 - Ain't you never been married ? 838 01:01:55,809 --> 01:01:57,834 Yeah, I was. 839 01:01:57,911 --> 01:02:00,812 What happened ? You terminate his command ? 840 01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:04,907 No. Actually, he left. 841 01:02:04,984 --> 01:02:07,418 I wanted children. He didn't. 842 01:02:08,988 --> 01:02:11,980 Any man that'd leave you oughta be monkey-stomped... 843 01:02:12,058 --> 01:02:15,152 and have his brains mailed back to his mother. 844 01:02:15,228 --> 01:02:19,824 Well, thank you, Benson. 845 01:02:21,668 --> 01:02:26,071 How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ? 846 01:02:26,139 --> 01:02:29,597 Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, 847 01:02:29,676 --> 01:02:31,644 they'd have issued me one. 848 01:02:36,649 --> 01:02:38,583 Well, 849 01:02:38,651 --> 01:02:41,643 I had a really nice time tonight, Benson. 850 01:02:41,721 --> 01:02:46,090 Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun. 851 01:02:49,028 --> 01:02:52,225 - I got somethin' for you. - Oh, what is it ? 852 01:02:52,298 --> 01:02:54,357 It's a bullet. 853 01:02:56,136 --> 01:02:58,536 It's somethin' special. 854 01:03:00,106 --> 01:03:02,404 It's from my heart. 855 01:03:04,244 --> 01:03:07,077 Really ? Well, where'd you get it ? 856 01:03:07,147 --> 01:03:10,116 From my heart. Left ventricle. 857 01:03:10,183 --> 01:03:13,118 I took it out myself with a field knife. 858 01:03:13,186 --> 01:03:15,381 And I want you to have that. 859 01:03:17,090 --> 01:03:19,320 Thank you, Benson. 860 01:03:37,444 --> 01:03:39,378 Good night. 861 01:03:42,515 --> 01:03:45,348 Good night, princess. 862 01:04:00,967 --> 01:04:03,401 Whee-e-e-e, doggie ! 863 01:04:25,525 --> 01:04:29,017 What the hell are you doin' in my office ? 864 01:04:29,095 --> 01:04:31,563 It was a trap. 865 01:04:31,631 --> 01:04:33,656 You set us up. 866 01:04:33,733 --> 01:04:38,170 I mighta made a little anonymous call. 867 01:04:38,238 --> 01:04:41,765 You didn't think they was just gonna hand it to you, did ya ? 868 01:04:41,841 --> 01:04:45,030 We got the crap kicked out of us because of you ! 869 01:04:45,163 --> 01:04:49,099 Tonight wasn't about fair or unfair. 870 01:04:49,167 --> 01:04:52,398 It was about achievin' your objective. 871 01:04:53,472 --> 01:04:55,838 Did you ? 872 01:04:55,907 --> 01:04:58,102 Did you even see that trophy ? 873 01:04:58,176 --> 01:05:00,872 Oh, I saw it. 874 01:05:00,946 --> 01:05:04,882 And when you saw it, did you want it ? 875 01:05:04,950 --> 01:05:06,975 Yeah, to get rid of you. 876 01:05:07,052 --> 01:05:09,646 That's not what I asked ! 877 01:05:09,721 --> 01:05:11,712 Did you want it ? 878 01:05:11,790 --> 01:05:14,020 I wanted it. 879 01:05:14,092 --> 01:05:16,754 - To own it ? - Yeah. 880 01:05:16,828 --> 01:05:19,092 - Deserve it ? - Yeah. 881 01:05:19,164 --> 01:05:20,927 - To win it ? - Oh, yeah. 882 01:05:20,999 --> 01:05:24,059 Then let's win it, you bruised-up turd ! 883 01:05:24,136 --> 01:05:26,832 If you really want it, I'll show you how to earn it. 884 01:05:32,411 --> 01:05:35,380 Welcome, parents, to Madison School. 885 01:05:35,447 --> 01:05:37,381 For your convenience, 886 01:05:37,449 --> 01:05:41,510 we will be announcing activities throughout the day, 887 01:05:41,586 --> 01:05:43,520 if they happen. 888 01:05:53,065 --> 01:05:56,193 Hey, Heathcoat, your parents comin' today ? 889 01:05:56,268 --> 01:05:58,532 Nah, of course not. 890 01:05:58,603 --> 01:06:01,902 - How 'bout you, Williams ? - What, are you kidding ? 891 01:06:01,973 --> 01:06:05,773 My parents said they'd come, but they said they got allergies. 892 01:06:07,913 --> 01:06:10,347 What the hell happened to you ? 893 01:06:12,884 --> 01:06:14,818 Me ? Nothing. I'm great. 894 01:06:17,055 --> 01:06:19,751 Look at you, though. 895 01:06:19,825 --> 01:06:21,816 Regular little soldier man. 896 01:06:21,893 --> 01:06:25,385 You a hard-ass now ? 897 01:06:25,464 --> 01:06:27,398 What are you doin' here ? 898 01:06:27,466 --> 01:06:31,197 It's Parents Day, and I am your legal guardian. 899 01:06:32,404 --> 01:06:34,338 You're drunk. 900 01:06:34,406 --> 01:06:38,240 Don't you walk away from me. 901 01:06:38,310 --> 01:06:40,244 Oh. 902 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,414 Gimme a little salute. 903 01:06:43,482 --> 01:06:45,643 I'm not gonna salute you. 904 01:06:45,717 --> 01:06:48,515 You salute your superiors. 905 01:06:48,587 --> 01:06:51,886 - Or don't they teach that around here ? - What superior ? 906 01:06:51,957 --> 01:06:53,948 They kicked you out. Remember ? 907 01:06:54,025 --> 01:06:57,620 Don't you sass me like your mother. 908 01:07:00,866 --> 01:07:03,801 You're mine now. I own you. 909 01:07:03,869 --> 01:07:06,997 And you will respect me. 910 01:07:07,072 --> 01:07:09,006 Now you salute me. 911 01:07:09,074 --> 01:07:11,599 No ! 912 01:07:11,676 --> 01:07:15,976 You hit that boy again, I'm gonna do more than salute you. 913 01:07:16,047 --> 01:07:18,607 - This is between me and my son. - Stepson. 914 01:07:18,683 --> 01:07:21,982 Whoever he is, he's on my time now. 915 01:07:38,637 --> 01:07:43,540 Now I'm gonna ask you nicely, please return to your vehicle. 916 01:07:46,044 --> 01:07:48,274 You go on now. 917 01:08:10,235 --> 01:08:12,203 Go on back to your bunk, son. 918 01:08:18,043 --> 01:08:19,977 Major Payne, sir. 919 01:08:20,045 --> 01:08:21,979 Yeah. 920 01:08:23,748 --> 01:08:25,716 I wanna get that trophy, sir. 921 01:08:25,784 --> 01:08:28,685 Come again ? 922 01:08:28,753 --> 01:08:31,813 I wanna get that trophy, sir. 923 01:08:31,890 --> 01:08:35,053 - What, you want to steal it ? - No, sir. 924 01:08:35,126 --> 01:08:39,062 - You want to win it ? - I want to earn it, sir. 925 01:08:40,165 --> 01:08:42,929 The rest of you men feel the same way ? 926 01:08:46,037 --> 01:08:50,167 Meet me on the parade ground, 1700 hours. 927 01:08:50,242 --> 01:08:52,210 We got work to do. 928 01:08:52,277 --> 01:08:55,144 Squad, atten-hut ! 929 01:09:10,896 --> 01:09:12,659 What you want 930 01:09:12,731 --> 01:09:15,063 Baby, I got 931 01:09:15,133 --> 01:09:19,297 What you need You know I got it 932 01:09:19,371 --> 01:09:21,464 All I'm askin' 933 01:09:21,540 --> 01:09:24,270 - Is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit 934 01:09:24,342 --> 01:09:26,401 - Hey, baby - Just a little bit 935 01:09:26,478 --> 01:09:28,412 - When ya get home - Just a little bit 936 01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:31,210 - Mister - Just a little bit 937 01:09:31,283 --> 01:09:36,220 I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone 938 01:09:36,288 --> 01:09:40,281 I ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna 939 01:09:40,358 --> 01:09:44,727 All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you come home 940 01:09:44,796 --> 01:09:48,493 - Just a little bit just a little bit - Baby, when you get home 941 01:09:48,567 --> 01:09:52,867 And all I'm askin' in return, honey 942 01:09:52,938 --> 01:09:56,135 Is to give me my propers when you get home 943 01:09:56,207 --> 01:10:00,701 - Just a, just a, just a - Yeah, baby, when you get home 944 01:10:00,779 --> 01:10:04,476 - Just a little bit Just a little bit - Yeah 945 01:10:04,549 --> 01:10:09,316 Two. Three. 946 01:10:09,387 --> 01:10:13,289 Four. Five. 947 01:10:13,358 --> 01:10:16,987 Six. Seven. 948 01:10:17,062 --> 01:10:18,996 Eight. 949 01:10:20,832 --> 01:10:23,824 Ooh, your kisses 950 01:10:23,902 --> 01:10:26,632 Sweeter than honey 951 01:10:26,705 --> 01:10:30,664 - And guess what, so is my money - Forty inches breast-to-back. 952 01:10:30,742 --> 01:10:34,303 All I want you to do for me is give it to me when you get home 953 01:10:34,379 --> 01:10:36,006 - Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Yeah, baby 954 01:10:36,081 --> 01:10:38,106 Whip it to me 955 01:10:38,183 --> 01:10:40,083 - Just a little bit - When you get home, now 956 01:10:40,151 --> 01:10:42,085 Just a little bit 957 01:10:42,153 --> 01:10:46,089 R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me 958 01:10:46,157 --> 01:10:50,253 R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take out T-C-P 959 01:10:50,328 --> 01:10:54,196 - Sock it to me, sock it to me - A little respect 960 01:10:54,265 --> 01:10:58,031 - Whoa, yeah, a little respect - Just a little bit 961 01:10:58,103 --> 01:11:00,037 - You're runnin' out of food - Just a little bit 962 01:11:00,105 --> 01:11:02,539 - And I ain't lyin' - Just a little bit 963 01:11:02,607 --> 01:11:06,338 - Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Respect when you come home 964 01:11:06,411 --> 01:11:08,402 - Well, you might want - Just a little bit 965 01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:10,448 - To keep on tryin' - Just a little bit 966 01:11:10,515 --> 01:11:14,884 - You're runnin' out of food and I ain't lyin' - Just a little bit 967 01:11:14,953 --> 01:11:18,821 - Respect when you come home 968 01:11:18,890 --> 01:11:22,792 - I get tired, keep on tryin' - Just a little bit 969 01:11:22,861 --> 01:11:28,197 - Or you might walk even further out the door - Just a little bit 970 01:11:35,073 --> 01:11:38,634 Squad ! Atten-hut ! 971 01:11:39,744 --> 01:11:42,406 Present arms ! 972 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:46,280 Order arms ! 973 01:11:46,351 --> 01:11:48,876 Left face ! 974 01:11:52,090 --> 01:11:54,991 Right face ! 975 01:11:55,060 --> 01:11:57,494 Rank, rest ! 976 01:12:02,634 --> 01:12:04,568 You're still a shit sandwich. 977 01:12:06,004 --> 01:12:09,064 You're just not a soggy one. 978 01:12:09,140 --> 01:12:12,371 From now on, you are no longer turds. 979 01:12:12,444 --> 01:12:16,107 You've graduated... to maggots. 980 01:12:16,181 --> 01:12:19,344 You're a family, a team. 981 01:12:19,417 --> 01:12:22,352 Let's win them games. 982 01:12:34,171 --> 01:12:36,196 Squad ! 983 01:12:36,273 --> 01:12:39,208 Atten-hut ! 984 01:12:39,276 --> 01:12:41,210 General on deck. 985 01:12:49,252 --> 01:12:53,814 Major, I have news so good I've decided to deliver it personally. 986 01:12:53,890 --> 01:12:55,915 America needs you. 987 01:12:55,992 --> 01:13:00,452 There's a situation in Bosnia that requires your special services. 988 01:13:00,530 --> 01:13:03,966 As of this moment, you are reinstated in the United States Marines... 989 01:13:04,034 --> 01:13:06,298 at the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. 990 01:13:06,369 --> 01:13:09,930 - Thank you, sir ! - Congratulations. 991 01:13:10,006 --> 01:13:12,099 Your unit will be leaving out of Washington. 992 01:13:12,175 --> 01:13:15,702 You will arrive tomorrow at 1600 for briefing. 993 01:13:15,779 --> 01:13:17,713 Here are your tickets. 994 01:13:19,616 --> 01:13:23,518 Uh, General, uh, tomorrow are the military games, and I was hoping-- 995 01:13:23,587 --> 01:13:29,150 Games ? Payne, I fought to get you reinstated. 996 01:13:29,226 --> 01:13:32,024 You wanted in. I got you in. 997 01:13:32,095 --> 01:13:35,792 You don't take this, there won't be any more chances. 998 01:13:41,738 --> 01:13:44,571 Sir, the major will be there, sir ! 999 01:13:44,641 --> 01:13:48,236 Good man. I'll see you in Washington. 1000 01:14:10,267 --> 01:14:13,600 Hey, hey, hey, Major. Where you goin' ? 1001 01:14:13,670 --> 01:14:16,366 Back to killin'. You wanna come ? 1002 01:14:17,908 --> 01:14:20,342 I didn't think so. 1003 01:14:20,410 --> 01:14:23,208 Go lead your men into victory. 1004 01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:27,307 Great. What happened to unity and family... 1005 01:14:27,384 --> 01:14:29,682 and all that other bullshit that you taught us ? 1006 01:14:29,753 --> 01:14:33,746 I never said families don't break up. 1007 01:14:33,823 --> 01:14:37,224 Don't you watch Oprah ? 1008 01:14:56,813 --> 01:14:59,782 So it's true. You're just gonna leave. 1009 01:15:05,689 --> 01:15:10,456 You know, when they're through with you, they're just gonna cut you loose again. 1010 01:15:11,695 --> 01:15:15,893 I asked to leave. Them boys are makin' me soft. 1011 01:15:15,966 --> 01:15:18,958 Them boys need you ! 1012 01:15:19,035 --> 01:15:21,970 All that hard work they did, they did for you. 1013 01:15:22,038 --> 01:15:25,030 - They did it for themselves. - Benson. 1014 01:15:25,108 --> 01:15:27,201 Look, woman. 1015 01:15:27,277 --> 01:15:30,178 I toured 11 separate engagements. 1016 01:15:30,247 --> 01:15:35,014 I didn't do that to come back and be conquered by no woman and a bunch of kids. 1017 01:15:35,085 --> 01:15:38,248 What'd you really think I was gonna do, marry you ? 1018 01:15:38,321 --> 01:15:43,054 Put up a white picket fence ? Adopt Tiger and become the lovin' male role model ? 1019 01:15:43,126 --> 01:15:45,526 That's not me. It's not Payne ! 1020 01:15:49,032 --> 01:15:54,299 You're a no good heartbreaker 1021 01:15:54,371 --> 01:15:57,772 You're a liar and you're a cheat 1022 01:15:57,841 --> 01:16:01,538 And I don't know why 1023 01:16:01,611 --> 01:16:06,310 I let you do these things to me 1024 01:16:06,383 --> 01:16:09,181 My friends keep tellin' me 1025 01:16:09,252 --> 01:16:12,847 That you ain't no good 1026 01:16:12,922 --> 01:16:17,552 Oh-h-h-h but they don't know 1027 01:16:17,627 --> 01:16:21,996 That I'd leave you if I could 1028 01:16:22,065 --> 01:16:25,728 I guess I'm uptight 1029 01:16:25,802 --> 01:16:27,736 And I'm stuck like glue 1030 01:16:29,372 --> 01:16:31,806 'Cause I ain't never 1031 01:16:31,875 --> 01:16:33,809 I ain't never 1032 01:16:33,877 --> 01:16:37,040 I ain't never no, no 1033 01:16:37,113 --> 01:16:39,673 Loved a man the way-- 1034 01:16:39,749 --> 01:16:43,185 I can't believe he actually left. 1035 01:16:43,253 --> 01:16:46,347 Alex, where are you going ? 1036 01:16:46,423 --> 01:16:49,790 To the games. 1037 01:16:49,859 --> 01:16:52,987 You guys better start getting ready. We gotta be there in an hour. 1038 01:16:53,063 --> 01:16:55,623 We don't have to go to the games. Payne's gone. 1039 01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:59,868 We don't have a chance without Payne. 1040 01:16:59,936 --> 01:17:03,235 Listen, Payne or no Payne, 1041 01:17:03,306 --> 01:17:05,934 I'm gonna go out there and win that stupid trophy. 1042 01:17:06,009 --> 01:17:10,173 We busted our asses off out there gettin' ready for this. 1043 01:17:10,246 --> 01:17:13,875 Now I didn't go through all that to come out empty-handed. 1044 01:17:15,452 --> 01:17:19,183 So how 'bout it, guys ? You with me ? 1045 01:17:19,255 --> 01:17:22,588 - Uh, I'm-- - Sure. - Yeah. 1046 01:17:22,659 --> 01:17:26,857 - I can't hear you ! - Sir, yes, sir ! 1047 01:17:26,930 --> 01:17:29,364 Just a little bit louder now. 1048 01:17:29,432 --> 01:17:31,366 Sir, yes, sir ! 1049 01:17:31,434 --> 01:17:33,368 One more time, you maggots. 1050 01:17:33,436 --> 01:17:36,769 Sir, yes, sir-r-r-r ! 1051 01:17:51,621 --> 01:17:54,283 Taggert, present arms. 1052 01:17:54,357 --> 01:17:56,348 Stapleton, present arms ! 1053 01:17:59,729 --> 01:18:01,754 Wellington, present arms ! 1054 01:18:07,203 --> 01:18:10,172 Madison, present arms ! 1055 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:13,073 Cadets, order arms ! 1056 01:18:17,313 --> 01:18:20,180 Welcome, men, to Wellington Academy, 1057 01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:25,153 to the 58th annual Junior R.O.T.C. Virginia Military Games. 1058 01:18:25,221 --> 01:18:28,122 This morning, you are all equal. 1059 01:18:28,191 --> 01:18:33,288 But by the end of the day today, we will honor the finest of you with a trophy. 1060 01:18:33,363 --> 01:18:36,423 The trophy of a champion. 1061 01:18:36,499 --> 01:18:38,433 Let the games begin ! 1062 01:18:48,378 --> 01:18:50,539 Good shot, Williams. I got nothin' to say to you. 1063 01:18:50,613 --> 01:18:52,547 All right, Fox. Keep goin'. 1064 01:18:52,615 --> 01:18:55,106 Yes ! 1065 01:18:55,185 --> 01:18:58,348 Come on, guys ! Maggots ! 1066 01:18:58,421 --> 01:19:01,254 Pull ! 1067 01:19:12,335 --> 01:19:15,099 Go, Tiger ! Go ! 1068 01:19:44,801 --> 01:19:47,827 Whoa ! Catch it ! 1069 01:19:47,904 --> 01:19:50,839 Oh, I gotcha now ! 1070 01:20:09,510 --> 01:20:11,569 Benson. 1071 01:21:50,544 --> 01:21:54,913 - On your mark. Get set. 1072 01:22:02,523 --> 01:22:05,014 One, sir. Two, sir. Three, sir. Four, sir. 1073 01:22:05,092 --> 01:22:07,652 Five, sir. Six, sir. Seven, sir. 1074 01:22:07,728 --> 01:22:10,094 Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir. 1075 01:22:28,515 --> 01:22:32,451 Listen, Heathcoat. Over the wall. Go ! Go ! 1076 01:22:32,519 --> 01:22:34,544 Come on ! You can do it ! 1077 01:22:34,621 --> 01:22:37,055 Come on ! Let's move it ! Move it ! 1078 01:22:37,124 --> 01:22:39,217 See you later, loser. 1079 01:22:46,967 --> 01:22:49,834 - Is that him ? - Yeah, come on ! 1080 01:23:14,161 --> 01:23:18,689 - He just tripped him ! - The winner of the relay race is Wellington Academy. 1081 01:23:22,402 --> 01:23:25,200 Second place: Madison Preparatory. 1082 01:23:25,272 --> 01:23:28,207 Third place: Stapleton. 1083 01:23:28,275 --> 01:23:30,436 Fourth place: Taggert. 1084 01:23:51,365 --> 01:23:54,198 All right, knock it off! 1085 01:23:56,570 --> 01:23:58,504 Get off of him ! 1086 01:24:00,140 --> 01:24:03,268 Hold it right there ! Hey, hey, you ! 1087 01:24:03,343 --> 01:24:06,437 Knock it off ! Knock it off ! 1088 01:24:06,513 --> 01:24:08,538 I want that man arrested ! 1089 01:24:12,686 --> 01:24:14,620 This is unsatisfactory ! 1090 01:24:14,688 --> 01:24:16,622 I demand that the Madison squad... 1091 01:24:16,690 --> 01:24:19,420 be disqualified from the final competition ! 1092 01:24:19,493 --> 01:24:23,793 Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance. 1093 01:24:23,864 --> 01:24:26,230 That's not enough ! Look at 'em ! 1094 01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:29,792 These animals are so pathetic, their own commander didn't even bother to show up. 1095 01:24:31,905 --> 01:24:34,703 Ain't no need for name-calling. 1096 01:24:49,790 --> 01:24:52,020 Major Payne. What are you doing here ? 1097 01:24:52,092 --> 01:24:54,583 I was told you were on an important assignment. 1098 01:24:54,661 --> 01:24:59,530 Well, what could be more important than my boys winnin' this here competition ? 1099 01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:02,467 I suggest we get this party started. 1100 01:25:02,536 --> 01:25:04,561 Is that okay with you, Colonel ? 1101 01:25:07,608 --> 01:25:11,442 Cadets. I'm pleased to announce the two top-rated squads... 1102 01:25:11,511 --> 01:25:15,607 who will compete for first and second place in the parade drill competition: 1103 01:25:15,682 --> 01:25:18,207 Wellington Academy and Madison Academy. 1104 01:25:22,856 --> 01:25:25,256 Arms, hut ! Left face ! 1105 01:25:25,325 --> 01:25:28,624 Ladies and gentlemen, Wellington Academy. 1106 01:25:28,695 --> 01:25:31,391 - Forward march ! - Drill leader: Sergeant Michael Rachmill. 1107 01:25:31,465 --> 01:25:35,196 Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup. 1108 01:25:35,268 --> 01:25:39,864 All right, gentlemen. Let's look alive here ! We got trophies to win ! 1109 01:25:41,008 --> 01:25:43,602 Hello, Mr. Denial. 1110 01:25:43,677 --> 01:25:47,204 While you were on vacation, we've been havin' some real problems here. 1111 01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:51,444 I don't see no problem. You made it to the finals, didn't you ? 1112 01:25:51,518 --> 01:25:54,316 Yeah, no thanks to you. 1113 01:25:54,388 --> 01:25:57,653 So why'd ya come back ? We don't need you. 1114 01:25:59,426 --> 01:26:01,690 Maybe I didn't come back for you. 1115 01:26:01,762 --> 01:26:04,595 Why'd you come back then ? 1116 01:26:04,665 --> 01:26:08,328 Maybe I told myself that I want to see you win first place... 1117 01:26:08,402 --> 01:26:10,529 and ain't gonna leave until you do ! 1118 01:26:10,604 --> 01:26:13,471 So that's it ? 1119 01:26:13,540 --> 01:26:15,599 It's all about the trophy ? 1120 01:26:19,513 --> 01:26:22,346 Maybe... I like ya. 1121 01:26:24,618 --> 01:26:27,416 Just like ? 1122 01:26:29,856 --> 01:26:33,792 Maybe... I like you a lot. 1123 01:26:33,860 --> 01:26:36,090 That's it ? 1124 01:26:37,497 --> 01:26:41,263 Don't push the "maybe," baby. 1125 01:26:41,334 --> 01:26:43,529 Now let's win this thing ! 1126 01:26:43,603 --> 01:26:46,197 We have nobody to lead the drill. 1127 01:26:46,273 --> 01:26:49,106 - 'Course we do. - Who ? 1128 01:26:49,176 --> 01:26:51,167 - Tiger. - Are you crazy ? 1129 01:26:51,244 --> 01:26:53,303 - What ? - That's right. 1130 01:26:53,380 --> 01:26:56,440 That boy know the drill like the knob on the back of his head. 1131 01:26:56,516 --> 01:26:59,713 I can't do it. I'm too little. 1132 01:26:59,786 --> 01:27:03,552 Ladies and gentlemen, the Wellington Academy Drill Team. 1133 01:27:05,492 --> 01:27:10,691 You need me to tell you the story about the Little Engine That Could again ? 1134 01:27:12,466 --> 01:27:17,529 Then you get out there and you toot that horn, boy. 1135 01:27:17,604 --> 01:27:20,937 Toot. Toot. 1136 01:27:22,242 --> 01:27:25,097 Toot. Toot. 1137 01:27:27,599 --> 01:27:31,126 Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School. 1138 01:27:38,377 --> 01:27:41,813 Drill team leader: Private Kevin "Tiger" Dunne. 1139 01:27:54,393 --> 01:27:56,327 Bust a move ! 1140 01:27:56,395 --> 01:27:58,795 Now here we are together 1141 01:27:58,864 --> 01:28:01,264 Ready to do whatever 1142 01:28:01,333 --> 01:28:06,100 We started out as boys Now we're men and we're makin' noise 1143 01:28:06,171 --> 01:28:10,198 So stand back and step clear Madison cadets are the ones to fear 1144 01:28:10,275 --> 01:28:15,269 If you don't believe battle us and you will see 1145 01:28:15,347 --> 01:28:19,579 Oh, yeah, here we come Here we come, here we come 1146 01:28:19,651 --> 01:28:22,279 Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho 1147 01:28:22,354 --> 01:28:24,288 Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho 1148 01:28:24,356 --> 01:28:26,586 We can get down 'cause it's in our souls 1149 01:28:26,658 --> 01:28:28,785 We can get down 'cause it's in our souls 1150 01:28:28,861 --> 01:28:30,829 - Hit me with a one, two - One, two 1151 01:28:30,896 --> 01:28:33,558 - Hit me with a three, four - Three, four 1152 01:28:33,632 --> 01:28:36,066 Hit me with a one, two, three, four 1153 01:28:36,135 --> 01:28:39,969 - One, two... three, four - Mark time, march ! 1154 01:28:40,038 --> 01:28:43,667 - Ahhhhh-hoo - Present arms 1155 01:28:46,044 --> 01:28:48,239 Forward march 1156 01:28:48,313 --> 01:28:52,249 Huh, huh, huh, huh 1157 01:28:56,522 --> 01:28:59,457 Order arms 1158 01:29:04,763 --> 01:29:06,697 Philly stomp 1159 01:29:14,606 --> 01:29:16,540 Ho 1160 01:29:45,437 --> 01:29:47,371 Hit it 1161 01:29:47,439 --> 01:29:49,168 Oh, yeah 1162 01:29:50,509 --> 01:29:53,740 One, two, three Get down on the hip-hop 1163 01:29:53,812 --> 01:29:57,612 Get down and get funky and you don't stop, what, do dat, do dat 1164 01:29:57,683 --> 01:30:00,550 Go, Tiger Do dat, do dat 1165 01:30:00,619 --> 01:30:04,953 Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, do dat, do dat 1166 01:30:05,023 --> 01:30:10,427 - Get down, do dat, do dat - Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! 1167 01:30:10,496 --> 01:30:14,330 - Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, oof, oof - Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h ! 1168 01:30:14,399 --> 01:30:16,367 Salute 1169 01:30:16,435 --> 01:30:20,371 Madison Preparatory School. 1170 01:31:10,656 --> 01:31:12,715 Company ! Atten-hut ! 1171 01:31:17,896 --> 01:31:19,830 Sir, squad is formed, sir. 1172 01:31:22,668 --> 01:31:24,602 Post. 1173 01:31:30,576 --> 01:31:32,510 My name... 1174 01:31:32,578 --> 01:31:37,072 is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! 1175 01:31:37,149 --> 01:31:40,550 I'd like to be the first to welcome you... 1176 01:31:40,619 --> 01:31:42,712 to the Madison School. 1177 01:31:42,788 --> 01:31:45,621 What we've tried to develop here... 1178 01:31:45,691 --> 01:31:48,660 is a family environment. 1179 01:31:48,727 --> 01:31:52,493 One of trust and understanding. 1180 01:31:52,564 --> 01:31:58,025 I'd like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer, 1181 01:31:58,103 --> 01:32:00,799 - but as your friend. 1182 01:32:02,474 --> 01:32:05,170 And what the hell is that ? 1183 01:32:05,243 --> 01:32:09,339 He's mine. 1184 01:32:15,220 --> 01:32:17,780 That-a-boy. Sit. 1185 01:32:17,856 --> 01:32:19,790 Good boy. 1186 01:32:24,930 --> 01:32:29,924 You know, there ain't no pets allowed on these here premises, Mr. Ace Ventura. 1187 01:32:30,002 --> 01:32:32,334 Yeah, well, maybe that doesn't apply to me. 1188 01:32:32,404 --> 01:32:34,634 He's my blind seein'-eye dog. 1189 01:32:37,242 --> 01:32:40,040 What in the world would anybody want with a blind dog ? 1190 01:32:40,112 --> 01:32:42,603 The dog ain't blind. 1191 01:32:42,681 --> 01:32:44,706 I'm the one that's blind, you idiot. 1192 01:32:46,952 --> 01:32:49,580 Oh, I see you and your friend Cujo here... 1193 01:32:49,655 --> 01:32:53,455 got a little attitudinal problem needs some readjustin'. 1194 01:32:53,525 --> 01:32:55,891 I'm gonna fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry. 1195 01:32:55,961 --> 01:32:57,895 Hey, Corporal ! 1196 01:33:00,966 --> 01:33:03,298 Go tell Mama bring my field knife. 1197 01:33:19,885 --> 01:33:22,410 Heh-heh-heh. 1198 01:33:22,487 --> 01:33:25,251 Ah, heh-heh-heh. 1199 01:33:25,323 --> 01:33:27,382 Oh, heh-heh. 1200 01:33:27,459 --> 01:33:30,792 Ah, heh-heh-heh. 1201 01:33:30,862 --> 01:33:32,761 Ho-ho-ho. Heh-heh-heh. 1202 01:33:32,761 --> 01:33:35,389 Ho-ho-ho. Heh-heh-heh. 1203 01:33:35,464 --> 01:33:37,989 Oh, heh-heh-heh. 1204 01:33:38,066 --> 01:33:41,001 Ah, heh-heh-heh.