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New car, Z?
For your information only...

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that's a prototype.

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Bother.
Yes. Right.

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I'll be back in a sec.
Don't touch a thing.

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England captain
Danny "mean machine"meehan...

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is licensed to score with Umbro.

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Licensed to get hammered, you mean.

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Elvis, large whiskey.

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Do you want anything in that?
Yeah, a double.

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It's lively in here, isn't it?

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Didn't you used to be Danny Meehan?
Used to be, mate.

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A very long time ago.

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Sir, I'm afraid we're gonna
have to Breathalyze you.

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No need, Officer.
I'm totally drunk.

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Come on, Danny.
No trouble.

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Oh, look.
A miniature copper.

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I think you'd better come with us.

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Don't be silly.
Oh, come on.

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You are nicked, sunshine.

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BBC News headlines. At London
Crown Court this morning...

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ex-England football captain Danny
meehan was jailed for three years...

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despite having pleaded guilty
to assaulting two police officers...

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and driving drunk whilst banned.

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meehan's downfall from the top of world
football celebrity has been swift...

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since accusations of match-fixing
ended the career...

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of one of this country's
finest players.

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The judge showed little sympathy
for meehan's pleas of mitigation...

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imposing the maximum sentence.

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meehan showed no emotion
as he was led away.

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The one-time superstar will
serve his sentence...

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at Longmarsh
High-security Prison...

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famous for its
rehabilitation program...

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reformed characters...
Fill his face in!

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and modern conditions.

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Open!

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That's it. Get out!
Come on!

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Get away from the van.
Shut it!

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This is a category B nick,
not fuckin' Butlins.

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Do you understand? You're nothing
in here. Do you hear me?

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Nothing!
Move out!

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May the good Lord be with you.

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He's a pretty boy.

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Coming in!

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Go on.
Straight down the stairs there.

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Prisoner on the move!

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Stay behind the line. Stand there.
Valuables?

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Prisoner Meehan, 04 112.

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Sign it.

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Here's your designer gear
for the next three years. Enjoy.

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What are you waiting for, eh?
Come on, move it!

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He was captain of his country
and he ends up in here, eh?

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73 international appearances, and
you sell your country out in a game?

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That's unbloodyEnglish, that is.

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Chief?

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I'm the chief officer
of this prison.

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You call me
"Mr. Burton, sir."

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You call him Mr. Ratchett
and him Mr. Hayter.

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Anybody in this uniform,
you call mister, right?

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Right...

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Mr. Burton, sir.

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Sometime tomorrow,
the governor wants a word.

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He wants you to coach
my football team.

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Little word of advice:

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You're gonna smile nicely
and say no.

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Move it, Meehan!
All right!

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What did you say?
That's "Mr. Hayter, sir" to you.

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Do you understand?

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I think you need a little reminder
of Mr. Burton's orders.

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You won't coach...

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that football team, okay?

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Stand there
where I can see you.

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Stow your kit top right.

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All right, lads.
New cell mate for you.

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I'm sure you recognize him. He used
to be a somebody once upon a time.

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Out you go. Got plenty of time
to get to know your new playmates.

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Work assignment, C wing.

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Got you an apprentice.
He used to be a sweeper.

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Comedian.
Enjoy it, Meehan.

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I've got some advice for you.

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Thanks. I'm a bit short
on advice today.

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This will change your life.
Do you see that?

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Be very careful of those. Some of
the boys have a crap in the night...

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wrap it and airmail it
out the window.

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Here, use this.

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Glamorous job, huh?

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Stick it in the bin
and follow me, okay?

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Come on!

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Do you know who that is?
Oi, Meehan.

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Here.

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Not the muscle, the other one.

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Christ, he's got old.

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Thirty years will do that to you.

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Still thinks he's Al Capone.

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You'd better go over.

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You know who I am?
Charlie Sykes.

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I run this nick.

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I've been told.

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I lost a great deal of money...

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on an England/Germany game
a few years back...

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after one of the Englanders
gave away a very suspect penalty...

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after 72 minutes of playing time.

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So I think that you owe me.

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Come on, superstar.
Tour's not over.

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You know, it's not gonna
be easy for you in here.

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What's everyone's problem?

106
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You really wanna know?

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00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,066
Most of the guys
in here have nothing.

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Never had to start with.
But you...

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you had everything
they ever dreamed of...

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and you threw it all away.

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It's the superstar!
Danny Meehan.

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It's the thingy.

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Fuckin' hell, the Mean Machine!

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I bet you've got a few stories
haven't you, eh? All thethe

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all the, you know,
the pussy and all that thing.

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Funny enough, no.
Yeah?

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So what, big shot.

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I know all about fame.
I was a face.

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I was a face myself.
I was the man.

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The late '80s, all around the raves,
all that, fuckin' vroom!

121
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I was the top fuckin' man!

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My food?
Oh, Danny boy

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Anything you need,
I'm a onestop shop, okay?

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Anything you want,
I can get it for you.

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I've just had that from Mr. Fix It
over there, throwing the beans.

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Nitro?
Keep away from him, mate.

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Gets in with all the,
like, newcomers...

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so that he can hustle them.

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00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,464
And what's your angle?

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If you want any of life's
little luxurieschocolate...

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toothpaste, soft toilet paper

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Massive is your man.

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Massive?
It's ironic.

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Right, Raj, you be black.

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No, man, I'll be white.
Raji, just chill, man.

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00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:16,569
Don't fight it. You got a black nose.
You saying I'm black?

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Well, that makes me
the first Iranian from Babylon.

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Oh, look.
The neighborhood star's in town.

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Put the kettle on, Raji.
Oh, would you like any biscuits?

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I never asked to be put in here.
What, and we did?

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I don't need this.
You don't need this?

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Let me tell you
what we don't need.

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We don't need you,
another body, in here.

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Ain't nothin' personal, pal.
It's just, I don't fuckin' like you.

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Oh, our star looks beat, Troj.

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Yeah, he needs to chill.
Yeah, he's had a hard day at work.

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Any requests, star?

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The legendary Broadhurst Monk.

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Shipped in
about six months ago...

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00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,101
but they still have him down
on the special unit.

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Why?

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Apparently he killed 23 men
with his bare hands.

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Maybe I should take up karate.

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Oh, that was before
he took up karate.

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Don't mess with him.
Not even the screws.

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Not even when he's all cuffed up.

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That the famous footballer?
Exfootballer.

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He's just a number now.

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Chief.

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Stand there.

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Danny Meehan.

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Well, it is a pleasure
to meet you.

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I'm a big football fan. Big.

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00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,983
What do you think
of amateur football?

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It's amateur.

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00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:28,118
Yes. Well, I'm sure we're not
a match for the pros...

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00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,161
but we do have our own team.

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Southern division, semipros.

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And we have a chance of winning the
division this year, getting promotion.

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We have been runnersup before...

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but first is first
and second is nowhere.

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I want you to train the team.

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Use your professional experience.

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00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:56,062
Well, I haven't played
football for years and...

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I'm a little bit
out of condition at the moment.

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I pulled a lot of strings
to get you assigned to my prison.

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I'm sorry.
I'm just not your man.

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We'll stick a pin in it for now.
Out.

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Mr. Burton, a quick word if I may.
Sir?

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I've spent a fortune
on this team for no return.

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00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,433
I am the coach of this team.
With the amount of money...

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that I've spent, we should have
bloody won the World Cup by now.

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You cannot put a prisoner
in charge of the guards' team.

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00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,150
Just get it done, please.

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00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,279
I wouldn't get too close, miss.
Why?

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00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,531
You're not dangerous,
are you, Mr. Footballer?

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00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,576
Only if you've got the ball, miss.
Get out!

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00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,622
Hey, Danny boy,
I can get you anything.

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00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,041
Anything that's not on the menu.
Know what I mean?

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00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,253
Is that stink you, Meehan?

191
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,255
Don't you poke me again.

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00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,802
Don't you start growing
a spine, footballer.

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00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,261
Bollocks.

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00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:19,604
Hands behind your neck, Meehan!
Hands behind your neck!

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00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:23,441
Hands behind your neck!
Bitch, shut up!

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00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,486
Hands behind your neck, Meehan!
You bitch!

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00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:30,573
Let go! Let go, Meehan!
Let go of the baton, Meehan!

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00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,493
Let go of the baton, Meehan!
Fuckin'

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00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,586
Pack it in.
Pack it in.

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00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:11,197
Razzledazzle,
3:00, Kempton Park.

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00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,492
Five thousand pounds, please.

202
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:16,953
To win.

203
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,250
All this lovely fresh air, eh?

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00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:26,755
Wouldn't you rather be out there
on the pitch, coaching?

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00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,341
I just wanna
keep my head down...

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00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:32,719
do my 12 months and I'm going home.
Twelve months, yes.

207
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,055
But that's with parole.

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00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,682
And that's before
you assaulted another inmate...

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00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,018
and attacked my staff.
Wait a minute.

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00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:43,188
Three years.
That's your sentence.

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00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,358
So you could be with us
for some time. Hmm?

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00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,781
Take him back to solitary.

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00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:14,010
Psst. Have a nice week's holiday.
Yeah, lovely.

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00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,346
There is a way out.
What?

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00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,933
Listen. Convince the governor
the best way to train the guards...

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00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,769
is to play a really tough match
against a team of cons...

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00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,938
with you as the captain.

218
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,858
Well, pros always have
a preseason friendly.

219
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,447
Well, what do you think,
Mr. Burton?

220
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,788
Could be winwin for everybody.

221
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,125
Well, could this work, Meehan?

222
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,127
Yeah.
But I need time to prep.

223
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,462
And I get to pick my own team.

224
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,632
Ooh, I could get a real F.A. ref.

225
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,718
There's one at my golf club.

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00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,637
That'd be good.
One more thing.

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00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,974
What goes on on the pitch,
stays on the pitch.

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00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:06,312
Deal?
Goes without saying.

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00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,400
I am a marketing genius.

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00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,949
You better get yourself some rest,
superstar. Busy day tomorrow.

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00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,494
We'll see.

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00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:25,248
Oi, remember,
anything you need.

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00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,459
I'm fine. Thanks.
Yeah?

234
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:30,378
It's not what I heard.
What?

235
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:33,006
I could have been a pro, you know.
I was good. I was very good.

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00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,509
They were gonna take me on, only I
had a bit of trouble and blah, blah.

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00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,846
The old knees, I suppose, yeah?

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00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,600
Bomb making.

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00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,062
Otherwise, you know.

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00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:50,565
Well, I'm sure it was
a big loss to the game.

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00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,193
I've gotta go,
but I'll catch you later.

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00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,698
Nitro.

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00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,534
Dickhead.

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00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:05,705
Yes, Razzledazzle, came second.

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00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,250
What's the problem, darling?
Well, that's not possible.

246
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:12,545
It's very possible, sweets.
That's not possible.

247
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:15,882
I think you owe me
five G, darling.

248
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,884
Have a nice day.

249
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:22,097
So what happened to your marketing,
Mr. Genius?

250
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:25,558
It's early days yet. You gotta
give it a little bit of time, Dan.

251
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,019
Oi, Danny.
Over here, mate. Over here.

252
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,480
Here we go.

253
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,778
Now I can say I've had a kick
about with Danny the Mean Machine.

254
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:40,323
Whoowhoo! Burning in me head!
Burning in me head!

255
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,161
It's all right.
I'll go and get it.

256
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,419
Found a new bum chum, have we?

257
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:56,923
Makes you feel big, does he?
He's just using you.

258
00:20:56,965 --> 00:21:01,386
Once he finds his feet in here, he'll
dump you on your fat, black arse...

259
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,805
you jumpedup little shit.

260
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:06,516
Mr. Ratchett, sir,
whilst I don't wish to be rude...

261
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:10,478
I believe you watched too many Tarzan
films as an impressionable child.

262
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:17,068
Don't you get fuckin' smart
with me. You understand?

263
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,070
Now get outta my sights.

264
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,420
What happened to you?

265
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,213
Nothing.

266
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:42,886
Sykes's boys look pretty useful.

267
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,637
Don't even think about it.

268
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:47,807
Who do you think's been
stoppin' everyone from playin'?

269
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,574
I loved your work, man.

270
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,994
Sorry?

271
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:11,206
I never believed any of the talk.
I can't believe it.

272
00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:13,208
Here you are.

273
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,336
Cheers.

274
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,548
That buys you
three across, mate.

275
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:23,843
Then you can teach me.
Have a nice one.

276
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,471
Will you teach me, yeah?

277
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:27,889
Teach you what?

278
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:32,352
All that, you know,
all them soccer skills.

279
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,854
All that.

280
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,193
Sorry, mate, do what?

281
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:42,737
You know, like the pros.
All that caper.

282
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:46,616
Yeah?

283
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,285
I gotta go, but we'll stick
a pin in it, all right?

284
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,329
We'll stick a pin in it,
eh, Dan? Lovely.

285
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,331
Fan club.

286
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,333
Bloody stalker.

287
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,420
What's three across?

288
00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:00,422
What?

289
00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:03,216
I just saw a bloke pay money
for a strip of crossword.

290
00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:05,427
Ah, Sykes.

291
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:09,139
Yeah, three across,
four letters...

292
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,141
"acid."

293
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:14,602
You see, the governor lets Sykes
get his Racing Times...

294
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:17,480
and other papers
special delivery.

295
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,984
He thinks it helps Sykes
work out form...

296
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,445
and give him tips.

297
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:26,823
He doesn't know that
they're presoaked in acid.

298
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:30,076
He's actually smuggling
Sykes's drugs in for him.

299
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:36,041
He came second,
and it cost me 5,000 pounds.

300
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,293
You must have made
the wrong bet.

301
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:42,255
"W" for win.

302
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,551
Win.

303
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,889
It's got smudged in the rain.

304
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:55,101
"EW."

305
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,145
"EW" means to place.

306
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,779
It's a fuckin' disgrace,
if you ask me.

307
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,992
Meehan fraternizing
with that shower of shit.

308
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:13,995
What do you want, Tompkinson?

309
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:15,705
I was thinking.
Now, I know

310
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:19,459
I know that I can help you,
Mr. Ratchett, sir, you know.

311
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,711
Information and all.
Blah, blah. Whatever.

312
00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:24,381
Help yourself, more like.
I'm sick of this place.

313
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:28,927
I need to get a transfer.
Yeah? HMP Silver Sands.

314
00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,763
Away from the influence
of all these criminals, sir.

315
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:38,144
You keep me posted.

316
00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:50,657
Oh, look.
A monkey learning new tricks.

317
00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,659
Why don't you just
leave me alone, man?

318
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:55,912
Because I don't like
uppity coons, that's why.

319
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,914
Listen, man.
No, you listen!

320
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,960
You animal.
Animal?

321
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,879
You callin' me a fuckin' animal?

322
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:07,465
I'll open you up
like a tin of fuckin' beans!

323
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,843
Hey, stop him!
Someone stop him!

324
00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:14,180
When did you get balls big enough
to fuck with me, you fuckin' scum?

325
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:22,522
Mass, are you all right? Christ,
he needs a doctor! Get a doctor!

326
00:25:53,845 --> 00:25:55,764
That fuckin' Meehan.

327
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:33,218
Mr. Burton, have you missed me?

328
00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:36,805
You might be the governor's pet
project, Meehan, but don't push it.

329
00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:47,357
It's called sunlight. Think of it
as a privilege which can be withdrawn.

330
00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:52,445
Danny boy.

331
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:56,282
Well, come on then, star.

332
00:26:58,243 --> 00:27:01,955
They're saying thanks
for saving Massive.

333
00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:06,459
Where's your manners?
What would your old mum say?

334
00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:09,045
Fuck me.
Wish I'd met her.

335
00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:13,883
Let's see how good you are. Sort
yourselves out. Skins v. shirts.

336
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:18,471
What's that?
I'm your manager.

337
00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:21,224
Since when?
Don't bother giving me orders.

338
00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:24,060
Look, stop bitchin', bitch.

339
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,229
Dan, have a word.
Shut it, Massive.

340
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,982
Oi, lads, want a game?

341
00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:30,942
Fuck off!

342
00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:33,361
Come, Dan.
Plenty of room over there.

343
00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:36,072
Shoot!

344
00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:54,007
Yes, yes, Troj, it's up!

345
00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:04,809
What'd you think?
Bring the clipboard.

346
00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:08,813
Five.

347
00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:13,985
Three.

348
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,114
A generous one.

349
00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,452
Seven.
Seven?

350
00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:24,371
You missed two.

351
00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:32,545
Ten.
Eight.

352
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:34,214
My mum could have scored
from that distance.

353
00:28:34,297 --> 00:28:37,217
Still.
Yeah, I know.

354
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:40,428
Right, lads, over here. We'll try a
Left hand down.

355
00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:44,599
Right hand down.
Clap.

356
00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:46,935
Up, run.

357
00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:50,897
Bollocks.
One, two...

358
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:52,440
three, four
I don't know.

359
00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:57,320
I wouldn't mind a crack at the guards.
I'm sorry. I missed that.

360
00:28:57,362 --> 00:28:59,447
Just saying, be a laugh.

361
00:28:59,531 --> 00:29:02,117
Well, that's the Scots
all over, isn't it?

362
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,744
On the firm when it suits them...

363
00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:08,206
and the next minute they're
all mistyeyed and independent.

364
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:13,336
I was only saying
And I'm saying no.

365
00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:16,881
I think we're going to have
to work on the stamina, lads.

366
00:29:23,722 --> 00:29:27,225
I'll pay at the end of the month.
No, sweets.

367
00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:29,769
It's cash on the nail.
Well, I haven't got it.

368
00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:32,814
Well, sell the nice
new Saab then, love.

369
00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:35,275
How'd you know about that?

370
00:29:35,358 --> 00:29:37,277
Pay us or we'll torch the motor.

371
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,281
You can pay us out of the
insurance. There you go, sorted.

372
00:29:41,364 --> 00:29:45,535
I was told you were reasonable.
Reasonable, sweetheart?

373
00:29:45,577 --> 00:29:48,580
Reasonable is how come you ain't
sitting in a pool of your own piss...

374
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:52,125
wondering how to get up
with smashed knees and elbows.

375
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:54,002
Okay?

376
00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:56,046
Big kiss.

377
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,730
Looking forward to
getting a thrashing, Meehan?

378
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:17,734
If it means getting out early, I'll
take another beating from your mob.

379
00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:21,071
Who said anything about a beating?
I'm talking about the match.

380
00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:23,114
Come on.
I've seen your lot in action.

381
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:30,372
I don't run my ship like that.

382
00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:33,500
Are you making a complaint?
No.

383
00:30:35,585 --> 00:30:37,545
Lock it up!

384
00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:47,055
Oi.
What's the matter?

385
00:30:47,138 --> 00:30:50,225
Did you have a nice chat
with your chum Burton, eh?

386
00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:52,227
Ain't you got any hobbies?

387
00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:54,729
You sleep
with one eye open, son.

388
00:30:54,771 --> 00:30:56,731
Whatever.

389
00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:29,723
Hello, Danny boy.
Nitro.

390
00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:33,601
I've been wondering, Dan.
I think you need a manager.

391
00:31:33,643 --> 00:31:36,229
The tactics and all that,
well, I am the business.

392
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:38,398
Massive's manager.

393
00:31:38,481 --> 00:31:42,777
I know, but I'm better than him,
because I had trials, didn't I? So

394
00:31:42,861 --> 00:31:46,031
We all had trials, mate.
That's why we're here.

395
00:31:46,865 --> 00:31:50,368
Fuck off.
Fuck off!

396
00:31:50,452 --> 00:31:53,329
Football trials, yeah?

397
00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,415
I could be the
I could be the physio.

398
00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:58,168
Oh, no, no, wait there.
I could be the pharmacist.

399
00:31:58,251 --> 00:32:00,253
Get the lads all pepped up
and all that business.

400
00:32:00,337 --> 00:32:03,965
I don't think so, mate.

401
00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:06,259
Good job he likes you.

402
00:32:06,301 --> 00:32:08,803
He blew up five people
he didn't.

403
00:32:08,845 --> 00:32:11,097
They're stupid, you know.

404
00:32:11,181 --> 00:32:14,684
They won't even let me in their
shitty squad or nothing like that.

405
00:32:14,768 --> 00:32:18,605
I don't give a fuck about their
fuckin' squad! Do you understand me?

406
00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:21,441
If you want out
of this fuckin' prison...

407
00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:23,777
you gotta come up with something
to spoil their little party.

408
00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:27,822
Otherwise, you're fucked.

409
00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:31,743
Okay, okay, okay, relax.
Be in the atrium...

410
00:32:31,826 --> 00:32:33,745
11.: 00 tomorrow morning.

411
00:32:33,828 --> 00:32:35,789
Ah, Mr. Burton.
Thank you.

412
00:32:35,872 --> 00:32:38,083
It's only a paper.
Mmhmm.

413
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:42,170
One down, two words
you're nicked.

414
00:32:42,253 --> 00:32:45,965
Do you know the penalty for possessing
illegal substances in a prison?

415
00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:47,801
Search him.

416
00:32:51,179 --> 00:32:53,139
What you looking at, freak?

417
00:32:53,181 --> 00:32:56,643
You were grassed up.
Eh?

418
00:32:56,726 --> 00:33:00,313
That dodgy fuckin' Meehan is getting
well pally with Mr. Burton.

419
00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:03,149
I've seen 'em talking.

420
00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:23,128
What are you doing, Ketch?
No one likes a rat, Danny boy.

421
00:33:23,211 --> 00:33:26,172
What do you mean a rat, eh, Chiv?
The big man's right.

422
00:33:26,214 --> 00:33:28,633
We're gonna see what we can do
about them beady eyes, eh?

423
00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:30,844
Fuck, you know it weren't me.

424
00:33:30,927 --> 00:33:34,180
"You know it's not me."
Which one am I gonna burst?

425
00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:36,641
You choose
the left or the right.

426
00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:38,685
For fuck's sake!
Go on, pop it!

427
00:33:38,727 --> 00:33:41,062
Fucking hold him still!
Hurry up, you Scots bastard!

428
00:33:41,104 --> 00:33:43,565
Who you calling a Scots bastard?
You, you twat!

429
00:33:48,153 --> 00:33:51,781
I cut myself shaving.
Nosebleed. It's the altitude.

430
00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:58,455
Ooh, you wanna get that seen to.

431
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:04,252
Right, that's
a yellow card, gentlemen.

432
00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:06,254
Behave yourselves.

433
00:34:14,471 --> 00:34:16,806
You wanna be more careful
with this.

434
00:34:20,769 --> 00:34:22,729
You could have had my eye out.

435
00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:49,673
Thanks, by the way.

436
00:34:49,756 --> 00:34:52,801
You saved me a lot of grief
back there.

437
00:34:52,884 --> 00:34:54,803
Sorry about that.

438
00:34:54,886 --> 00:34:56,554
That's all right.

439
00:34:56,638 --> 00:34:59,683
Anyway, you need a few more players.

440
00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:02,143
What about your lot over there?
Don't think so.

441
00:35:02,185 --> 00:35:05,647
Not against Sykes's lot. Not that
some of them wouldn't be up for it.

442
00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:08,566
What makes you bulletproof?
He's not...

443
00:35:08,650 --> 00:35:11,111
but he's well friendly with one
bloke that Sykes is nervous about.

444
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:13,279
Who?
The Monk, man.

445
00:35:13,321 --> 00:35:17,283
That dude is beyond mental.
And so are his pals on the outside.

446
00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:19,994
Sykes, he wants a smooth flow.

447
00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:25,250
All he really cares about
is profit.

448
00:35:27,002 --> 00:35:28,211
What money?

449
00:35:28,211 --> 00:35:29,170
What money?

450
00:35:29,212 --> 00:35:32,257
You're a betting man.
We'll make a deal.

451
00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:36,136
Let your lads play.
Win or lose...

452
00:35:36,219 --> 00:35:38,847
you call the result,
bet accordingly.

453
00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:46,688
Back to your fixing
the match routine, right?

454
00:35:46,771 --> 00:35:50,692
Now, listen.
It's like this.

455
00:35:50,775 --> 00:35:52,527
I'd never take a bet
against England...

456
00:35:52,569 --> 00:35:56,364
and I wouldn't bet
the screws against the cons.

457
00:35:59,576 --> 00:36:01,661
Then we can play to win.

458
00:36:03,413 --> 00:36:07,167
Would you think about it?
Yes, I'll think about it.

459
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:10,128
But right now, I'm thinking
you're polluting my air.

460
00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:14,424
Now go away.

461
00:36:14,507 --> 00:36:17,510
How'd it go?
It didn't.

462
00:36:17,594 --> 00:36:20,096
Here, Dan.
Dan

463
00:36:22,515 --> 00:36:25,226
I've been thinking.
Leave the thinking to me, Billy.

464
00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:27,854
Yeah, yeah, of course, Dan.

465
00:36:30,106 --> 00:36:33,109
Well, what it is, Dan

466
00:36:39,657 --> 00:36:41,701
I was wondering if

467
00:36:41,743 --> 00:36:43,703
Wondering what, Billy?

468
00:36:47,999 --> 00:36:50,085
Can I be on the team?

469
00:36:55,548 --> 00:36:59,469
The squad, Billy.
You can be on the squad.

470
00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:04,724
I won't let you down, Danny.
You know that, don't you?

471
00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:14,150
Yes, the squad, yes! Come on!
Well in, Bill. Well done!

472
00:37:15,819 --> 00:37:17,779
Yeah, the squad, the squad!

473
00:37:17,821 --> 00:37:19,781
Well in.

474
00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:23,785
Yes, you told me
they were reasonable.

475
00:37:23,868 --> 00:37:26,913
They are reasonable,
but they're businessmen.

476
00:37:26,996 --> 00:37:29,958
You got me into this,
and you can get me out.

477
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,294
I opened the door,
you walked through it.

478
00:37:33,378 --> 00:37:37,632
You've been making money ever since.
So why haven't you got it?

479
00:37:37,716 --> 00:37:41,511
It is just a temporary
cashflow problem.

480
00:37:41,594 --> 00:37:44,347
The team is bleeding me dry.

481
00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:46,516
Well, get it sorted.

482
00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:49,769
Because this lot have got a bad habit
of turning cashflow problems...

483
00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:52,272
into bloodflow problems.

484
00:37:54,232 --> 00:37:57,277
I used to do double this
just for a warm up, you know.

485
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,113
Anno domini, mate.

486
00:38:00,196 --> 00:38:02,198
I used to be able
to piss in one go...

487
00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:04,784
and then forget about it
for the rest of the morning.

488
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:12,417
You never did say how come it ain't
done your nut in here being in so long.

489
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:14,961
Only does your nut if you
don't think you should be here.

490
00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:18,715
Look at me.
Sweet old man, huh?

491
00:38:18,798 --> 00:38:23,511
Bit bumbly,
full of jailblock wisdom.

492
00:38:23,595 --> 00:38:28,141
Cornerstone of the jail,
put in with the foundations, right?

493
00:38:28,224 --> 00:38:30,310
Right.

494
00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:33,813
I didn't get to be the oldest con
for breakin' windows.

495
00:38:35,231 --> 00:38:37,859
Villains spend their lives
shitting themselves...

496
00:38:37,901 --> 00:38:41,738
that other criminals
are going to seize them.

497
00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:46,785
So they get their retaliation
in first and twice as nasty.

498
00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:51,998
A bloke was comin' after me.

499
00:38:52,082 --> 00:38:54,793
So I...

500
00:38:54,876 --> 00:38:57,837
I went around to his digs
and lobbed a grenade in the window.

501
00:38:57,879 --> 00:39:02,342
Left over after the war, you know.
Army surplus.

502
00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:06,054
I didn't know,
but he had his little baby...

503
00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:08,098
and his girl in there with him.

504
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:13,812
The house went up like
a firecracker.

505
00:39:15,605 --> 00:39:18,149
No one came out.

506
00:39:18,233 --> 00:39:22,487
He barricaded the door with
furniture in case I came around.

507
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,742
By the time they got in,
the screamin' had stopped.

508
00:39:30,787 --> 00:39:32,872
Thirteen months old.

509
00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:35,625
Learning to walk, apparently.

510
00:39:39,921 --> 00:39:43,591
Nothing I can do is ever
gonna make up for that, is it?

511
00:40:03,862 --> 00:40:06,489
You're on.
What's that, a joke?

512
00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:09,242
I'm not famous
for my sense of humor.

513
00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:12,746
I know Nitro's the grass, not you.

514
00:40:12,829 --> 00:40:16,541
One thingyou fight
one of my boys.

515
00:40:16,624 --> 00:40:21,296
Fight?
A little earner I stage now and then.

516
00:40:21,338 --> 00:40:25,925
I can't be seen giving you a free ride.
Fight who?

517
00:40:25,967 --> 00:40:28,094
Fight him.

518
00:40:28,178 --> 00:40:30,138
Soft as puppy shit,
Nick is.

519
00:40:30,263 --> 00:40:33,099
I'm an exfootballer,
Charlie, not a boxer.

520
00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:35,185
So? Kick him.

521
00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:39,272
An eye for an eye,
you bastard.

522
00:40:44,861 --> 00:40:46,780
Fucking eye for a fucking
Boo!

523
00:40:48,698 --> 00:40:53,244
Don't you do that again.
Calm down, silly beggar.

524
00:40:53,328 --> 00:40:56,331
You seem to be making more
fucking enemies by the minute.

525
00:40:56,414 --> 00:40:59,459
Yeah?
Well, I want out...

526
00:40:59,542 --> 00:41:02,253
of this shithouse!

527
00:41:02,295 --> 00:41:04,422
Please! Please!

528
00:41:06,841 --> 00:41:10,470
You're halfway home, son. I'm
taking you down to segregation now.

529
00:41:10,553 --> 00:41:13,056
That's why I'm here.
Yeah?

530
00:41:13,139 --> 00:41:15,308
Yeah.

531
00:41:15,392 --> 00:41:18,395
Just get me a transfer,
Mr. Ratchett, sir, please.

532
00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:22,399
Please. Please.
Silverino Sands, yeah?

533
00:41:22,482 --> 00:41:25,485
Boom, boom, boom, boom. I will do
anything, Mr. Ratchett, sir.

534
00:41:27,904 --> 00:41:29,948
I will do anything,
Mr. Ratchett.

535
00:41:32,409 --> 00:41:35,203
You owe me for this.
Out. Now.

536
00:41:44,546 --> 00:41:47,424
We have a small change of plan.

537
00:41:47,507 --> 00:41:50,760
Nick has come over all poorly...

538
00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,762
so I had to bring on
a substitute.

539
00:41:54,472 --> 00:41:57,350
Walk away, Danny.
Walk away.

540
00:41:57,392 --> 00:42:01,980
Mass, this is the only way
we're gonna get these boys to play.

541
00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:08,820
In the dirty brown corner,
with a record of 350...

542
00:42:08,862 --> 00:42:12,073
all coming by the way
of the big K O...

543
00:42:12,157 --> 00:42:16,953
the heavyduty champion
of the penal world...

544
00:42:17,037 --> 00:42:22,292
Ketch, the black country bastard!

545
00:42:24,711 --> 00:42:26,129
Come on!

546
00:42:29,007 --> 00:42:34,346
And in the other equally dirty
brown corner, we have the challenger.

547
00:42:34,387 --> 00:42:36,890
Formerly known as
"The Mean Machine."

548
00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:41,353
Danny "I've had more bloody
backhanders than Boris Becker"...

549
00:42:41,394 --> 00:42:44,356
Meehan!

550
00:42:49,110 --> 00:42:52,447
Gentlemen, it's alternate punches...

551
00:42:52,530 --> 00:42:57,535
followed by one mug
of fivestar prison cognac.

552
00:42:57,577 --> 00:42:59,162
Cheers.

553
00:43:00,914 --> 00:43:03,750
No using your left hand.
No butting, biting...

554
00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:06,127
spitting, poking
or kissing, you.

555
00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:09,589
It's show time!

556
00:43:13,718 --> 00:43:15,804
First head to hit
the table loses.

557
00:43:18,056 --> 00:43:21,059
First punch to the challenger.

558
00:43:27,774 --> 00:43:30,860
Is he trying to kiss me or what?

559
00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:40,120
Keep your head off the table.

560
00:43:41,121 --> 00:43:42,539
Head up!

561
00:43:44,165 --> 00:43:47,585
Hey! Hey!
Focus, Danny. Wake up!

562
00:43:52,966 --> 00:43:54,759
He fuckin'
He fuckin'

563
00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:01,391
Get the water on him.

564
00:44:01,474 --> 00:44:04,352
Straighten yourself up, Danny.
Concentrate.

565
00:44:05,478 --> 00:44:07,188
Focus, Danny!

566
00:44:12,152 --> 00:44:14,446
Easy, easy, easy, easy.
By the way...

567
00:44:14,487 --> 00:44:17,073
I'm in here
for assault and battery.

568
00:44:19,784 --> 00:44:21,619
Troj, water!
Come on!

569
00:44:23,663 --> 00:44:24,789
Come on!

570
00:44:30,670 --> 00:44:33,548
Keep your head up.
Keep your head up!

571
00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:10,919
I'm in here for drunken assault.

572
00:45:11,002 --> 00:45:12,504
Yeah!

573
00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:23,640
First up, I'd like to
welcome Mr. Sykes's boys.

574
00:45:23,723 --> 00:45:25,850
Now watch this.

575
00:45:33,608 --> 00:45:36,319
Hey, all right!

576
00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:38,488
Nice, Danny.

577
00:45:40,156 --> 00:45:42,992
Okay, if you wanna do that,
join a circus.

578
00:45:43,076 --> 00:45:44,994
It's no good to us.

579
00:45:45,078 --> 00:45:47,789
What we need is 11 men
to play as a team. Right?

580
00:45:47,872 --> 00:45:49,165
Right!
Yes!

581
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:53,461
That's lovely, Dan, that.
Well in.

582
00:45:54,838 --> 00:45:57,382
Okay, positions.
Now I play center midfield.

583
00:45:57,549 --> 00:45:59,592
Let's have all the midfield
players behind me

584
00:45:59,676 --> 00:46:01,845
defenders to me left,
strikers to me right.

585
00:46:01,928 --> 00:46:03,513
Come on, lads.
Come on! Come on!

586
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,397
Terrific.

587
00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:14,315
Let's move on.

588
00:46:19,446 --> 00:46:20,989
That's good.
Now pass it.

589
00:46:23,408 --> 00:46:24,534
Pass it, Trojan!

590
00:46:27,078 --> 00:46:29,289
Pass it!

591
00:46:29,372 --> 00:46:32,292
Trojan, it's a team game!
Pass to our team!

592
00:46:34,127 --> 00:46:36,087
He's too greedy.

593
00:46:36,129 --> 00:46:39,841
Okay, fellas. Now the key
to set pieces is concentration...

594
00:46:39,924 --> 00:46:42,177
calculation, teamwork.

595
00:46:44,262 --> 00:46:46,723
With corners,
it's about movement...

596
00:46:48,141 --> 00:46:50,352
drawing defenders
out of position.

597
00:46:50,435 --> 00:46:53,146
When it comes to defending...

598
00:46:53,229 --> 00:46:54,689
it's about tackling...

599
00:46:55,565 --> 00:46:57,108
finesse...

600
00:46:58,151 --> 00:47:00,070
calculation.

601
00:47:02,405 --> 00:47:05,909
Now remember these simple rules
and we're in with a chance.

602
00:47:05,992 --> 00:47:07,243
Any questions?

603
00:47:10,330 --> 00:47:13,124
Lovely story.

604
00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:14,250
Yeah.

605
00:47:15,710 --> 00:47:18,129
We still need a goalkeeper.

606
00:47:18,171 --> 00:47:20,590
Somebody to boss
the defense about.

607
00:47:20,632 --> 00:47:23,635
Well, there's one man I know
who could boss our defNo. No.

608
00:47:23,718 --> 00:47:26,429
Fuck that. That's not even
worth thinking about.

609
00:47:26,513 --> 00:47:29,724
Who? Who?
No, you'll laugh your head off.

610
00:47:29,808 --> 00:47:32,811
Who?
The Monk.

611
00:47:32,894 --> 00:47:34,854
The Monk?
Can he play?

612
00:47:34,938 --> 00:47:38,149
Well, they say he could have
turned pro before he turned mad.

613
00:47:38,233 --> 00:47:41,277
How mad is he?
He's the Scot that even Scots fear.

614
00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:44,572
What did he do?
Something very dark up in Glasgow.

615
00:47:44,656 --> 00:47:47,826
I heard he ate Hannibal the Cannibal.
Let me tell you something.

616
00:47:47,909 --> 00:47:50,578
Not even the pope could get him
out of the special wing.

617
00:47:50,662 --> 00:47:53,498
Well, Monk is in
the highsecurity wing.

618
00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:58,336
So do me a favor. Maybe I can
help you with Barry the Bookie.

619
00:47:58,378 --> 00:48:00,547
I'm listening.

620
00:48:00,630 --> 00:48:03,091
Bet the game,
your guards to win.

621
00:48:03,174 --> 00:48:05,260
Price is right,
we make a killing.

622
00:48:05,343 --> 00:48:08,304
You pay off Barry
and have some left.

623
00:48:10,348 --> 00:48:11,975
Take the missus to Malaga.

624
00:48:15,478 --> 00:48:17,480
This is so illegal.

625
00:48:17,522 --> 00:48:19,566
I think "criminal" is the word.

626
00:48:22,027 --> 00:48:24,154
All right, big man.

627
00:48:24,237 --> 00:48:26,406
Sound.

628
00:48:26,489 --> 00:48:30,285
Danny Meehan, he's all right.
Know what I mean?

629
00:48:30,368 --> 00:48:32,370
He's got a wee favor
to ask you.

630
00:48:32,454 --> 00:48:34,456
Hello, Mr. Monk.

631
00:48:34,539 --> 00:48:37,000
Can you play football?
Aye.

632
00:48:37,083 --> 00:48:39,586
Good.

633
00:48:39,669 --> 00:48:41,629
Would you like to play with us?

634
00:48:41,713 --> 00:48:43,256
No.

635
00:48:46,384 --> 00:48:47,886
We're playin' the guards.

636
00:48:55,852 --> 00:48:58,646
Aye. I'm with ya.

637
00:48:58,730 --> 00:49:01,983
Sound.
Thanks a lot, Mr. Monk.

638
00:49:02,067 --> 00:49:05,111
Okay, let's try it.
Troj, you take the corner.

639
00:49:05,195 --> 00:49:08,365
It's my ball.
Mouse's ball, Troj.

640
00:49:09,908 --> 00:49:13,286
Come on, Troj.
Yeah, yeah. To me, Troj.

641
00:49:13,370 --> 00:49:15,663
It's Mouse's ball.
My ball. Whoo! Yeah!

642
00:49:21,711 --> 00:49:24,589
He's broke my bloody nose.
Let's have a look.

643
00:49:24,673 --> 00:49:27,175
Let me have a look.

644
00:49:30,845 --> 00:49:32,764
He did that on purpose.

645
00:49:32,847 --> 00:49:35,684
No, he didn't.
Yes, he did.

646
00:49:35,767 --> 00:49:39,145
Tell him
Tell him it was an accident.

647
00:49:43,274 --> 00:49:45,902
All right, it was an accident.

648
00:49:45,944 --> 00:49:48,530
Get yourself off over the back there.
He said it was an accident.

649
00:49:53,785 --> 00:49:56,287
You're not worried about the
opposition, are you, Mr. Burton?

650
00:49:58,331 --> 00:50:02,877
A team of life's losers, led by
a man who can be bought and sold.

651
00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:06,256
I don't think so.
Not when the game's about character.

652
00:50:07,799 --> 00:50:10,427
We'll give you a match.

653
00:50:10,468 --> 00:50:13,388
You'll give us a game.
I doubt whether you can match us.

654
00:50:16,141 --> 00:50:17,434
We'll see.

655
00:50:25,984 --> 00:50:29,029
One! Two! Three!

656
00:50:29,112 --> 00:50:31,364
Look up! Pass it, pass it!
Look up again!

657
00:50:31,448 --> 00:50:34,117
Well done. Nice and easy.
Let the ball do the work.

658
00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:36,369
As the ball's comin' to you,
look up.

659
00:50:36,453 --> 00:50:38,580
Start again.
Spread out. Spread out!

660
00:50:38,663 --> 00:50:42,000
Left! Left!
Up! Down!

661
00:50:43,460 --> 00:50:46,838
Strike! Strike!
Up! Down!

662
00:50:48,465 --> 00:50:51,134
Come on, Jerome.
Come on!

663
00:50:57,474 --> 00:51:00,310
Go! Go!
One, two, three, four!

664
00:51:00,352 --> 00:51:01,519
And left, and right.
And left, and right.

665
00:51:01,519 --> 00:51:05,023
And left, and right.
And left, and right.

666
00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:09,277
Hurry it up there! I told you two
to keep the center tight!

667
00:51:09,361 --> 00:51:12,864
I've also always told you
to wear tieups on your socks.

668
00:51:12,906 --> 00:51:16,743
Now you, get over there and mark up.
And you, bugger off.

669
00:51:25,585 --> 00:51:28,672
Four! Five!

670
00:51:30,465 --> 00:51:34,761
Now listen, Daniel. I'm not
putting you under pressure, right?

671
00:51:34,844 --> 00:51:36,888
But I'm burning up phone cards...

672
00:51:36,971 --> 00:51:39,641
taking bets from prisons
up and down the country.

673
00:51:39,724 --> 00:51:41,643
Oh, no.

674
00:51:41,726 --> 00:51:44,020
And despite
what the governor thinks...

675
00:51:44,104 --> 00:51:46,564
I'm betting us to win.

676
00:51:46,606 --> 00:51:49,192
So my arse is on the line.

677
00:51:49,275 --> 00:51:51,903
And by my arse,
I mean your arse.

678
00:51:53,738 --> 00:51:55,615
Okay, lads, need a volunteer.

679
00:51:55,699 --> 00:51:58,618
Yep, Dan. Dan.
Yeah, all right, Bill.

680
00:51:58,660 --> 00:52:00,829
Give Monk and Chiv a hand
with their demonstration.

681
00:52:00,912 --> 00:52:03,081
Lovely.
Cheers, Danny.

682
00:52:03,123 --> 00:52:06,751
Aye, right, so,
we are the cons...

683
00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:09,337
and they are the screws.

684
00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:13,174
So if anybody's gonna play dirty,
it's gonna be they fuckers.

685
00:52:13,258 --> 00:52:17,137
So here's one or two wee examples,
just to keep us a step ahead.

686
00:52:17,178 --> 00:52:20,515
Know what I mean?
Numero uno--

687
00:52:20,598 --> 00:52:22,517
The accidental tread on the toe.

688
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,769
It's an obvious one,
but it works.

689
00:52:27,856 --> 00:52:29,441
Aw, fuck!

690
00:52:32,736 --> 00:52:36,072
Numero two

691
00:52:37,323 --> 00:52:40,035
Right, daftie.
Run towards the Monk.

692
00:52:42,245 --> 00:52:45,165
What now? Yeah?
On you go, half pace.

693
00:52:50,545 --> 00:52:53,715
The cunningly titled "elbow
in the face." Very, very effective.

694
00:52:53,798 --> 00:52:56,634
But you do tend to get sent off,
so if you're gonna use it...

695
00:52:56,676 --> 00:52:58,511
make sure the ref's not looking.

696
00:52:58,595 --> 00:53:00,972
Number four.
Hold up. Hold up.

697
00:53:01,014 --> 00:53:02,974
What happened
to number three?

698
00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:09,522
When you're helping them up...

699
00:53:09,606 --> 00:53:12,734
grab the hairs under his armpits
and twist them round.

700
00:53:14,819 --> 00:53:16,988
Hurts like a bastard, doesn't it?
Yeah.

701
00:53:17,072 --> 00:53:20,658
Number five.
Wait. I'm gonna have a sitdown.

702
00:53:20,742 --> 00:53:23,244
I don't want to hog it.
Let one of these have a go.

703
00:53:23,328 --> 00:53:26,915
You're all right, Bill. You're the
man. You're hard. Get in there.

704
00:53:30,085 --> 00:53:33,421
Yeah, as it happens, yeah.
No, go on, yeah.

705
00:53:52,649 --> 00:53:55,110
And finally,
the piece de resistance.

706
00:53:55,193 --> 00:53:58,571
Number 23.
I can't.

707
00:53:58,655 --> 00:54:00,740
Monk, stop.
I'm in a bad way, mate.

708
00:54:04,828 --> 00:54:06,413
Monk, I can't breathe!

709
00:54:06,496 --> 00:54:08,206
Oh, fuck!

710
00:54:09,916 --> 00:54:12,544
The guillotine.
Come on then. Let's move on.

711
00:54:14,879 --> 00:54:18,133
Get yourself up. You're making
the place look untidy.

712
00:54:18,216 --> 00:54:20,385
Was that all right, though, Dan?
Cream.

713
00:54:20,468 --> 00:54:23,471
Well done, lads. Finish with
a bit of shooting practice.

714
00:54:23,555 --> 00:54:26,599
Troj, you come out and lay them off.
Massive, marks out of ten.

715
00:54:30,937 --> 00:54:33,064
You done well with that lot.

716
00:54:34,232 --> 00:54:36,443
Passes the time, Doc.

717
00:54:36,526 --> 00:54:39,362
You know, it's not a crime
to admit enjoying it.

718
00:54:42,282 --> 00:54:45,118
You're becoming a sentimental
old fart, ain't you?

719
00:54:47,037 --> 00:54:48,496
Go on, Troj, hit it!

720
00:54:48,580 --> 00:54:51,082
That bloody Meehan.
Who does he think he is, eh?

721
00:54:51,124 --> 00:54:55,879
Don't you worry about Meehan.
I've got something sorted for him.

722
00:54:56,963 --> 00:55:00,133
Mr. Popular,
time to meet your friends.

723
00:55:01,801 --> 00:55:03,803
You can't put me
back on the wing, sir.

724
00:55:03,887 --> 00:55:06,181
You scratch my back...
Sykes will fuckin' kill me.

725
00:55:06,264 --> 00:55:08,433
I'll scratch yours.
Sykes will kill me.

726
00:55:08,475 --> 00:55:10,727
You know the itch
I want scratching.

727
00:55:10,810 --> 00:55:13,772
I don't want Meehan on that pitch.
You understand?

728
00:55:13,813 --> 00:55:16,149
Okay.
I know what needs to be done.

729
00:55:17,233 --> 00:55:19,152
Nice and easy.

730
00:55:21,029 --> 00:55:22,989
Right down the middle.

731
00:55:24,324 --> 00:55:26,284
And aone...

732
00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:31,998
and atwo.

733
00:55:32,082 --> 00:55:35,794
Good shot.
Good shot.

734
00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:40,799
Where you been? The governor's been
waiting. It's the end of your shift.

735
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,843
I'll take him straight in.
Okay, miss.

736
00:55:43,927 --> 00:55:46,346
I've thought of a way
I can really help you.

737
00:55:47,681 --> 00:55:51,267
The sad old twat
videos all their games.

738
00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:54,479
Really?
And I've written some pointers.

739
00:55:54,521 --> 00:55:57,232
My own little dossier on the guards,
like funny habits and that.

740
00:55:57,315 --> 00:55:59,984
I'm sure you'll find it interesting.
Now can you hurry up?

741
00:56:00,026 --> 00:56:01,653
We haven't got much time.

742
00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:04,948
Quicker!

743
00:56:09,536 --> 00:56:11,246
One thing.
What?

744
00:56:11,329 --> 00:56:13,331
This is strictly sex.
I ain't gonna respect you after.

745
00:56:13,415 --> 00:56:16,501
I don't blame you.
Girls like to brag at the pub as well.

746
00:56:16,584 --> 00:56:18,336
I've heard.

747
00:56:21,798 --> 00:56:24,718
What? What? Easy.

748
00:56:24,759 --> 00:56:26,720
Change your oil, did you?

749
00:56:26,761 --> 00:56:28,847
Gentlemen should never kiss
and tell, Massive. You know that.

750
00:56:30,098 --> 00:56:32,058
I think I'd better go home.

751
00:56:32,142 --> 00:56:35,437
Massive, inside information
on the opposition.

752
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,439
Read it careful.
It's really important.

753
00:56:44,654 --> 00:56:47,449
All right, Danny. There's
a meeting now in Mr. Sykes's cell.

754
00:57:04,007 --> 00:57:06,760
All right, lads, a bit of windup
material on the opposition.

755
00:57:06,843 --> 00:57:08,720
Ketch, this one's for you.

756
00:57:08,762 --> 00:57:11,765
You know old Ratchett keeps
going on about his dodgy knee.

757
00:57:11,806 --> 00:57:13,433
Well, it's the right one.

758
00:57:20,273 --> 00:57:22,901
This one is dynamite.
Marsden's daughter Donna...

759
00:57:22,984 --> 00:57:25,862
has been known to dabble in quite
a few different class A drugs.

760
00:57:25,945 --> 00:57:28,406
Let him know about it
at the right time.

761
00:57:28,448 --> 00:57:32,410
Here we go, Danny boy.
Danny boy.

762
00:57:35,622 --> 00:57:37,290
And now for our secret weapon.

763
00:57:37,374 --> 00:57:40,585
Danny, tape.
Oh, shit. I forgot it.

764
00:57:40,627 --> 00:57:44,798
Left it in me locker.
Ah, yeah, I need a piss anyway.

765
00:57:44,881 --> 00:57:46,800
Cheers, Doc.

766
00:57:46,883 --> 00:57:48,802
Sorry, boys.

767
00:57:48,885 --> 00:57:50,804
That's all right.
Get the old boy working.

768
00:58:05,527 --> 00:58:08,446
Danny, why did you do it?

769
00:58:10,365 --> 00:58:12,492
Throw that game.

770
00:58:13,827 --> 00:58:16,454
Fuck me, Jerome.
You do talk too much.

771
00:58:17,747 --> 00:58:20,041
Sorry.
No, you're all right.

772
00:58:23,253 --> 00:58:25,171
It's funny...

773
00:58:25,255 --> 00:58:27,507
but when you're in
that football world...

774
00:58:27,590 --> 00:58:30,010
you just don't realize
what it means to people.

775
00:58:30,051 --> 00:58:35,390
And you only find out how disappointed
they are when you let them down.

776
00:58:35,473 --> 00:58:38,143
I was 16
when I signed pro forms.

777
00:58:38,184 --> 00:58:40,145
Thought I was the business.

778
00:58:41,396 --> 00:58:43,481
Didn't take long for standards
to start slipping.

779
00:58:43,523 --> 00:58:48,903
Cars, booze,
bad tips for slow horses.

780
00:58:48,987 --> 00:58:52,323
You think you can handle it,
then bang

781
00:58:52,365 --> 00:58:54,367
very soon it's handling you.

782
00:58:55,535 --> 00:58:57,871
Before I was picking up trophies...

783
00:58:57,954 --> 00:59:00,165
I was 425 grand down...

784
00:59:01,249 --> 00:59:03,835
to men nasty enough to

785
00:59:03,918 --> 00:59:06,629
Well, they even would have
put the wind up Mr. Sykes.

786
00:59:07,714 --> 00:59:10,008
But they did give me
two choices

787
00:59:11,259 --> 00:59:13,970
a wheelchair for life...

788
00:59:14,054 --> 00:59:16,389
or a deliberate penalty
against the Germans.

789
00:59:18,058 --> 00:59:20,018
It's not as if I've prospered.

790
00:59:21,061 --> 00:59:23,021
Look where I've ended up.

791
00:59:26,649 --> 00:59:28,610
But I'll tell you something--

792
00:59:28,693 --> 00:59:33,031
I didn't start off as a youngster
looking to sell me country out.

793
00:59:34,324 --> 00:59:36,868
None of us planned to be here, mate.

794
00:59:36,951 --> 00:59:40,705
You're a hero in Scotland.

795
00:59:57,305 --> 01:00:01,101
Sign it, and I'll ship you
straight out of here.

796
01:00:01,184 --> 01:00:02,727
Okay.

797
01:00:02,811 --> 01:00:05,939
You know, even down here
it ain't safe from Sykes.

798
01:00:06,022 --> 01:00:07,941
He's put a price
on your head, sunshine.

799
01:00:08,024 --> 01:00:12,195
Killing Doc was a big mistake.
Fuck him.

800
01:00:12,278 --> 01:00:17,617
Where am I off to, boys? The HMP
Silver Sands, where all the rich go?

801
01:00:19,828 --> 01:00:22,122
Not exactly. No.
No?

802
01:00:22,205 --> 01:00:24,916
No. You're gonna catch
the ghost train out of here...

803
01:00:24,958 --> 01:00:28,211
to the funny farm.
The funny farm.

804
01:00:28,294 --> 01:00:31,131
Her Majesty's Prison
Broadhurst.

805
01:00:31,214 --> 01:00:34,217
What?
I'm gonna get you!

806
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:37,971
Yeah! I'll find your house!
I'm gonna blow it up!

807
01:00:38,054 --> 01:00:41,641
No, you won't! By the time the
orderlies are finished with you...

808
01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:44,269
you won't be able
to blow your fucking nose!

809
01:00:52,777 --> 01:00:55,447
Let me out!

810
01:00:55,530 --> 01:00:57,490
I'm gonna get you!

811
01:01:18,011 --> 01:01:20,638
I reckon you're quits now,
old man.

812
01:02:36,381 --> 01:02:40,051
No, don't
don't you worry about the car.

813
01:02:40,135 --> 01:02:42,303
I'd have my bloody house
on this one.

814
01:02:42,387 --> 01:02:45,348
Done deal, darling.
Yes.

815
01:02:47,225 --> 01:02:49,144
Wanker.

816
01:02:49,227 --> 01:02:52,731
Okay, gentlemen.
You've got 90 minutes...

817
01:02:52,814 --> 01:02:56,818
to show them that when it comes
to physical and mental strength...

818
01:02:56,901 --> 01:02:58,737
they can't touch us.

819
01:02:58,820 --> 01:03:01,531
Most of them are gonna
want to mix it up out there.

820
01:03:01,573 --> 01:03:04,868
Don't get involved.

821
01:03:06,119 --> 01:03:09,372
All right, lads.
You wanna be nothing...

822
01:03:09,414 --> 01:03:14,419
numbers, prisoners, that's fine.

823
01:03:14,502 --> 01:03:18,256
If you win out there today, you'll
have something to remember forever.

824
01:03:18,340 --> 01:03:20,717
You'll talk about it
over and over.

825
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:25,889
'Cause up and down the country cons are
sick about not being here today...

826
01:03:25,930 --> 01:03:29,351
just to have one crack
at those bastards next door.

827
01:03:29,434 --> 01:03:33,396
Let's win,
and let's win well.

828
01:03:35,607 --> 01:03:39,736
Lose, and they'll
never let you forget it.

829
01:03:39,819 --> 01:03:44,866
Run your guts out, you'll have
something here they can never touch.

830
01:03:44,949 --> 01:03:48,703
No parole boards, judges...

831
01:03:48,787 --> 01:03:50,914
or nutcase governors.

832
01:03:52,540 --> 01:03:54,542
They've got one good player.

833
01:03:54,626 --> 01:03:58,088
But he's had his moment,
and this is a team game.

834
01:03:58,171 --> 01:04:00,507
Now, ask yourselves
one question.

835
01:04:03,426 --> 01:04:05,762
Are you ready?
Yes.

836
01:04:05,845 --> 01:04:07,806
Are we?
Yes!

837
01:04:07,889 --> 01:04:10,392
Well, come on!

838
01:04:10,475 --> 01:04:13,436
So I'm lookin' at each
and every one of you lads...

839
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:17,607
to get out there
and show them who's boss!

840
01:04:17,691 --> 01:04:19,275
Come on!

841
01:04:20,985 --> 01:04:23,655
Hold up for Mr. Sykes.

842
01:04:26,324 --> 01:04:29,619
Doc was a different generation.

843
01:04:31,079 --> 01:04:32,997
And he saved all his life.

844
01:04:33,081 --> 01:04:37,002
But before he died,
he had me sort out these.

845
01:04:41,423 --> 01:04:44,300
Come and get 'em, mates!

846
01:04:44,384 --> 01:04:47,846
Good afternoon. I'm Bob Likely. You
join us live from the recreation field.

847
01:04:47,929 --> 01:04:51,057
Yes, I'm Bob Carter. And thanks once
again to our esteemed governor

848
01:04:51,141 --> 01:04:52,308
wanker

849
01:04:52,392 --> 01:04:54,477
for providing the splendid
facilities that are here...

850
01:04:54,561 --> 01:04:57,188
as part of his progressive
rehabilitation campaign.

851
01:04:57,272 --> 01:05:00,442
For our audience who are cooped up
inside, here's a weather report.

852
01:05:00,525 --> 01:05:03,653
It's a beautiful day, Bob.
And what a day it is.

853
01:05:03,737 --> 01:05:07,032
And the waiting's over.
Yes, the guards are out first...

854
01:05:07,115 --> 01:05:08,491
fronted by Mr. Burton.

855
01:05:17,792 --> 01:05:19,878
And here comes the Mean Machine,
led out...

856
01:05:19,961 --> 01:05:23,173
by our most famous son,
Danny meehan.

857
01:05:23,256 --> 01:05:26,843
Don't worry. The boys are up for it.
I'm not worried.

858
01:05:26,926 --> 01:05:31,014
Where'd they get those uniforms?
Cheeky bastards.

859
01:05:36,144 --> 01:05:39,230
Mean Machine!
Mean Machine!

860
01:05:49,157 --> 01:05:50,742
Skip. Skip.

861
01:05:54,037 --> 01:05:56,039
Your call.
Heads.

862
01:05:58,375 --> 01:06:01,211
Heads we are, then.
Okay.

863
01:06:05,298 --> 01:06:07,342
This is the one.
Take your chances.

864
01:06:07,425 --> 01:06:09,761
Don't start anything.
If they do, finish it, okay?

865
01:06:09,844 --> 01:06:12,722
Yeah!
Come on, then!

866
01:06:16,851 --> 01:06:18,436
Simple ball every time, eh?

867
01:06:23,525 --> 01:06:26,861
Boy, Mr. Sykes,
you look the part.

868
01:06:26,945 --> 01:06:28,905
All you need now is a

869
01:06:30,615 --> 01:06:34,077
Here we go, Bob. It's the big one
we've all been waiting for.

870
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:36,621
Longmarsh Prison guards
versus Longmarsh Prison cons.

871
01:06:36,705 --> 01:06:38,581
It's the cons to kick off.

872
01:06:47,966 --> 01:06:49,259
Ref!

873
01:06:49,342 --> 01:06:50,885
A free kick to the cons.

874
01:06:56,725 --> 01:06:58,893
Ketch has just
floored Mr. Ratchett.

875
01:06:58,977 --> 01:07:01,229
What's the matter with you?
Shut up, you pussy.

876
01:07:01,980 --> 01:07:03,857
Ow! You fat bastard!

877
01:07:03,857 --> 01:07:04,524
Ow! You fat bastard!

878
01:07:04,566 --> 01:07:06,443
Well done, Ketch.
Just be subtle.

879
01:07:07,235 --> 01:07:09,446
Which one's he, then?

880
01:07:11,906 --> 01:07:14,200
Come on. Take him out, son!

881
01:07:14,284 --> 01:07:17,120
And Trojan evades
Marsden brilliantly.

882
01:07:17,203 --> 01:07:20,081
If only he could have done that
the night he got nicked.

883
01:07:20,165 --> 01:07:21,875
Keeper plays it long.

884
01:07:23,084 --> 01:07:25,587
Walker brings it down
to the halfway line.

885
01:07:25,670 --> 01:07:27,714
And it's a misplaced pass
to Jerome McFife.

886
01:07:27,797 --> 01:07:30,383
But the everobservant Mr. Burton
kicks it back to the guards.

887
01:07:30,467 --> 01:07:33,053
It's a neat onetwo.
Walker to Burton.

888
01:07:33,094 --> 01:07:37,223
Back to Walker. He shoots.
Ooh! Just past the post.

889
01:07:37,265 --> 01:07:40,810
Almost.
And that was too close for comfort.

890
01:07:40,894 --> 01:07:43,229
Too fucking close
for my liking, Bob.

891
01:07:43,271 --> 01:07:46,232
Get up there!
Monk plays it out to Danny Meehan.

892
01:07:46,274 --> 01:07:48,777
Meehan has it in the center.
Goes forward unchallenged.

893
01:07:48,860 --> 01:07:50,570
It's a onetwo.

894
01:07:50,653 --> 01:07:52,781
And Burton has
taken Meehan's legs away.

895
01:07:52,864 --> 01:07:53,740
And Meehan does not look happy.

896
01:07:53,865 --> 01:07:55,283
That's it, Burton!

897
01:07:58,203 --> 01:08:01,122
Now, what's the matter
with the rest of you, eh?

898
01:08:01,206 --> 01:08:05,168
You four stand there. Split on
my run. I want to try something.

899
01:08:05,251 --> 01:08:08,296
Meehan to take it. Looks like
he might chip this one, Bob.

900
01:08:17,138 --> 01:08:18,723
Right at Ratchett's
crown jewels.

901
01:08:18,807 --> 01:08:21,601
It'll take more than a magic sponge
to take the sting out of that.

902
01:08:22,394 --> 01:08:25,021
Fuck me.

903
01:08:25,105 --> 01:08:27,273
For Christ's sake, ref,
that was bloody deliberate.

904
01:08:27,357 --> 01:08:30,443
Free kick. And ball.
Protect yourself at all times.

905
01:08:30,527 --> 01:08:33,113
You what?
Ten yards!

906
01:08:33,196 --> 01:08:36,116
Ten! Come away!

907
01:08:52,841 --> 01:08:56,136
Right in his carrots and onions.

908
01:08:56,219 --> 01:09:00,056
No nookie for Mr. Ratchett.
No nookie for Mrs. Ratchett neither.

909
01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:02,183
Play on!

910
01:09:02,267 --> 01:09:04,561
Just goes to show, Bob,
lightning can strike twice.

911
01:09:04,644 --> 01:09:05,979
Absofuckin'lutely, Bob.

912
01:09:06,021 --> 01:09:09,315
23 minutes of the first half to go
and it's getting heated out there.

913
01:09:09,357 --> 01:09:11,484
Oh, yeah, Bob.
Very rock and roll.

914
01:09:24,998 --> 01:09:28,168
Fuckin' hell.
He's got to get back in goal.

915
01:09:28,209 --> 01:09:30,337
Well, I ain't tellin' him.

916
01:09:38,762 --> 01:09:40,680
Piss off, you Scotch bastard.

917
01:09:40,764 --> 01:09:43,350
How's your daughter,
by the way? Donna?

918
01:09:43,391 --> 01:09:46,603
Still hanging about street corners
and that to feed the habit?

919
01:09:48,396 --> 01:09:49,898
What's up with ya?

920
01:10:06,873 --> 01:10:08,208
For Christ's sake!

921
01:10:17,884 --> 01:10:19,636
That's it, fellas!
Good teamwork!

922
01:10:24,099 --> 01:10:26,059
That is a hard
but a fair tackle, Bob.

923
01:10:26,101 --> 01:10:29,729
Yeah, it was a fair challenge.
But that wasn't.

924
01:10:29,813 --> 01:10:33,358
Oh, and this could be dangerous
for the cons, Bob.

925
01:10:33,441 --> 01:10:35,944
A free kick here.
You're back in afterwards.

926
01:10:36,027 --> 01:10:38,238
Don't think I didn't see it.
Ketch has took his drop.

927
01:10:38,279 --> 01:10:40,824
The guards look determined
to convert this.

928
01:10:40,907 --> 01:10:43,743
Make it count!
Get him!

929
01:11:11,312 --> 01:11:13,314
The Monk's collected it cleanly.

930
01:11:13,356 --> 01:11:16,276
The Monkcalm and calculated.
Looks like the therapy's paying off.

931
01:11:17,777 --> 01:11:19,863
And once again,
Monk's played it out to Trojan...

932
01:11:19,946 --> 01:11:23,491
who's again switched to the left.
He must be ambidextrous.

933
01:11:23,575 --> 01:11:25,994
I don't know about that,
but he sure can use both feet.

934
01:11:44,554 --> 01:11:46,848
Goal!

935
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:53,897
Goal!

936
01:11:57,650 --> 01:11:58,693
Yeah!

937
01:12:02,739 --> 01:12:05,200
Beauty! You beauty!
Go on, my son! Go on, my son!

938
01:12:12,707 --> 01:12:15,293
We're all over 'em.

939
01:12:15,377 --> 01:12:18,963
Onenil, to the Mean Machine.
It's the guards to kick off.

940
01:12:19,047 --> 01:12:21,466
It's getting tough out there, Bob.
You can say that again, Bob.

941
01:12:21,549 --> 01:12:24,761
It's getting tough out there, Bob.
Never mind, Bob.

942
01:12:33,061 --> 01:12:35,980
Oh, no, Bob. It looks like
the Monk's at it again.

943
01:12:36,064 --> 01:12:37,273
Pass it!

944
01:12:51,413 --> 01:12:54,874
Do that again, I'll rip your head off.
Ref, did you hear that?

945
01:12:56,334 --> 01:12:59,546
I'm not worried.
He said it to you, not me.

946
01:12:59,629 --> 01:13:01,339
Let's go, sonny.

947
01:13:01,423 --> 01:13:03,883
What is he doing?

948
01:13:03,967 --> 01:13:06,636
Don't ask me.
You're the skipper. You tell him.

949
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,179
Bollocks.

950
01:13:10,807 --> 01:13:13,560
Hold on.
Oi! You great fucker!

951
01:13:13,601 --> 01:13:16,604
Ooh, it's kicked off.
Let's just try and keep calm.

952
01:13:16,646 --> 01:13:18,732
Referee!
Go on! Get in there!

953
01:13:18,815 --> 01:13:20,775
Go on! Chin him!

954
01:13:20,859 --> 01:13:23,945
This isn't a football match!
Do him! Do him!

955
01:13:24,029 --> 01:13:26,531
Go on!
This is bollocks.

956
01:13:26,614 --> 01:13:28,908
Hey. Come on.
Hit him! Fuck you!

957
01:13:28,950 --> 01:13:32,746
This is bollocks!
What the fuck's going on here?

958
01:13:38,126 --> 01:13:40,086
Where the fuck are you,
referee?

959
01:13:41,338 --> 01:13:43,089
Excuse me. Sorry.

960
01:13:43,173 --> 01:13:45,592
Calm down, everybody!
Come on!

961
01:13:45,675 --> 01:13:48,136
Ref, how long?

962
01:13:48,219 --> 01:13:49,721
Bollocks. That'll do.

963
01:13:52,307 --> 01:13:54,392
Halftime. Come on.

964
01:13:55,810 --> 01:14:00,899
One-nil, to the mean machine
One-nil

965
01:14:02,817 --> 01:14:07,614
And what do you think you're doing?
You're supposed to throw this game.

966
01:14:07,655 --> 01:14:11,743
Yeah. The boys don't seem
to be taking much notice of me.

967
01:14:11,826 --> 01:14:14,954
Youthful exuberance.

968
01:14:14,996 --> 01:14:19,626
Shame.
Would have worked out nice.

969
01:14:19,709 --> 01:14:22,462
That's halftime. What do you think
Meehan will be saying to the boys?

970
01:14:22,504 --> 01:14:25,423
He'd be telling them that there's
only 45 minutes left to play.

971
01:14:25,507 --> 01:14:27,467
Yeah.

972
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:31,137
Well done.
Well done.

973
01:14:33,056 --> 01:14:36,351
Settle down, boys.
Have a listen.

974
01:14:36,434 --> 01:14:39,145
We ain't won nothing yet.

975
01:14:39,187 --> 01:14:42,273
All we got is one goal. Now, this
half is when we're gonna earn it.

976
01:14:42,357 --> 01:14:45,985
Midfield, tuck in.
Get round behind the ball. Monk

977
01:14:48,446 --> 01:14:51,366
Good work, Monk. Just don't leave us
exposed at the back, all right?

978
01:14:52,283 --> 01:14:55,954
Mouse
It's me nose.

979
01:14:56,037 --> 01:14:59,249
Bill, you come on for Mouse.
Where am I playing?

980
01:14:59,332 --> 01:15:01,292
Take his place.
Come midfield with me.

981
01:15:01,376 --> 01:15:03,211
Frenchy,
have a look at his nose.

982
01:15:03,294 --> 01:15:05,755
Okay, lads, we've botched it,
but we're onenil down.

983
01:15:05,839 --> 01:15:08,883
Mr. Hayter, when the overlap comes
You think about it.

984
01:15:10,927 --> 01:15:15,348
We're getting beaten by
a bunch of worthless criminals.

985
01:15:15,390 --> 01:15:17,851
I'm doing my halftime talk, sir.

986
01:15:17,892 --> 01:15:20,186
You sit down.

987
01:15:20,270 --> 01:15:22,772
Have you forgotten who they are?

988
01:15:22,856 --> 01:15:27,193
They're the dregs of society and
they're in the next dressing room...

989
01:15:27,235 --> 01:15:30,238
and they're laughing at you
right now.

990
01:15:31,197 --> 01:15:33,616
Just remember this:

991
01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:38,663
Every man here
is playing for his job.

992
01:15:39,914 --> 01:15:41,541
Including you.

993
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:49,299
You wanted to see me?

994
01:15:49,382 --> 01:15:51,384
Yes.

995
01:15:51,468 --> 01:15:54,429
What the hell's going on?
You wanted a game.

996
01:15:54,512 --> 01:15:57,557
Yes, but you never said
anything about winning.

997
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:00,894
I never said nothing
about losing either.

998
01:16:00,977 --> 01:16:04,272
Before leaving us,
Nitro wrote a confession.

999
01:16:04,356 --> 01:16:06,900
He admitted to killing Doc.

1000
01:16:06,983 --> 01:16:11,529
Said you knew about it,
and that you sent Doc to your cell.

1001
01:16:11,613 --> 01:16:15,742
Now, that's accessory to murder.

1002
01:16:15,825 --> 01:16:18,453
And that's 20 years.

1003
01:16:20,497 --> 01:16:23,416
You'll never get that to stick.
One whiff of this...

1004
01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:25,418
will kill you
with the parole board.

1005
01:16:25,460 --> 01:16:28,755
Oh, you could be with us
for some time.

1006
01:16:28,797 --> 01:16:32,759
So I think
it's in everyone's interest...

1007
01:16:32,842 --> 01:16:35,261
if you lose this game.

1008
01:16:37,013 --> 01:16:40,058
I can't do that.
Well, you've done it before.

1009
01:17:02,831 --> 01:17:05,750
You had everything
they ever dreamed of...

1010
01:17:05,834 --> 01:17:08,878
and you threw it all away.

1011
01:17:37,198 --> 01:17:40,326
Meehan!
Meehan has given it away again.

1012
01:17:41,661 --> 01:17:44,247
Fuck sake, Danny.
I was open.

1013
01:17:44,330 --> 01:17:46,291
I didn't see you.

1014
01:17:51,755 --> 01:17:54,007
Looks like he's in
a fuckin' world of his own.

1015
01:17:54,090 --> 01:17:55,425
Wake up, Meehan!

1016
01:17:58,511 --> 01:18:01,097
The ball's played to the left.
Hibert picks it up...

1017
01:18:01,181 --> 01:18:04,267
and moves forward to the edge
of the 18yard box.

1018
01:18:04,351 --> 01:18:06,019
The defender cuts inside.

1019
01:18:06,102 --> 01:18:08,980
He plays it neatly to Hayter,
who knocks it for Downes.

1020
01:18:09,022 --> 01:18:11,358
Oh, no! He's been
brought down in the area.

1021
01:18:11,441 --> 01:18:14,361
Could be a penalty.
The ref's waved play on and

1022
01:18:14,402 --> 01:18:17,197
Oh, no, Bob.
What goes through Monk's head?

1023
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:18,531
Scary thought, Bob.

1024
01:18:18,573 --> 01:18:21,034
Yeah, I'd hate to think
about what he dreams about.

1025
01:18:51,398 --> 01:18:53,233
It's getting a bit naughty
out there, Bob.

1026
01:18:53,316 --> 01:18:56,528
Positively brutal. Don't know whether
they're fighting or doing a tango.

1027
01:18:57,987 --> 01:18:59,906
No, they're definitely fighting.

1028
01:19:20,385 --> 01:19:23,763
Billy the Limpet, bless him. He's
chasing the ball like a little terrier.

1029
01:19:25,974 --> 01:19:27,684
Shame he hasn't the skill
to match his enthusiasm.

1030
01:19:27,767 --> 01:19:30,729
Shame he's fuckin' useless, Bob.
Absofuckin'lutely, Bob.

1031
01:19:42,741 --> 01:19:45,702
Ratchett's taken out Cigs.
The guards are taking no prisoners.

1032
01:19:45,785 --> 01:19:47,912
You get it, Bob?
Whatever, Bob.

1033
01:19:56,379 --> 01:19:59,132
You
Fucking watch it.

1034
01:19:59,174 --> 01:20:01,968
No, you fucking watch it,
you fat bastard.

1035
01:20:06,973 --> 01:20:08,641
That's going a bit too far,
isn't it?

1036
01:20:10,810 --> 01:20:13,605
He took a dive!
Number seven. Violent conduct.

1037
01:20:13,646 --> 01:20:16,816
Off the park.
It was a dive! Look!

1038
01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:19,319
Come on. Do one, now.
Fuck off.

1039
01:20:19,402 --> 01:20:22,655
It's a straight red.
The cons are down to ten men.

1040
01:20:22,739 --> 01:20:24,991
Well, it's an early bath for Raj...

1041
01:20:25,075 --> 01:20:27,994
which is really gonna put pressure
on the Mean Machine.

1042
01:20:28,036 --> 01:20:31,790
It's disappointing, but you can be sure
it's not going to be easy out there.

1043
01:20:31,831 --> 01:20:36,670
That's right, Bob. They're taking full
advantage of the extra man on the pitch.

1044
01:20:36,711 --> 01:20:40,090
Walker's through ball
to Mr. Gayle, who plays it.

1045
01:20:40,173 --> 01:20:43,760
And Hayter. And Monk!
Superb save, way down to his left.

1046
01:20:43,843 --> 01:20:46,971
All right! All right!
29 minutes, Bob. Still onenil.

1047
01:20:47,013 --> 01:20:51,142
And the cons are holding out.
The Monk's gone on another walkabout!

1048
01:20:51,184 --> 01:20:54,312
But this time he plays it safe
to Trojan out wide.

1049
01:21:02,445 --> 01:21:04,989
All Troj has to do is look up.
Come on. Pass it.

1050
01:21:05,073 --> 01:21:07,867
Pass it. Pass.
Pass it. Pass it.

1051
01:21:07,951 --> 01:21:09,577
Pass it.
Pass it!

1052
01:21:10,370 --> 01:21:12,706
Pass the fucking ball!

1053
01:21:25,885 --> 01:21:29,222
Yeah!
Goal!

1054
01:21:30,890 --> 01:21:32,517
Two-nil to the cons.

1055
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:36,062
Ten men down, their liberty
taken away from them...

1056
01:21:36,146 --> 01:21:40,066
locked in a cell
for 23 hours a day...

1057
01:21:40,108 --> 01:21:41,901
and today
our boys have their day.

1058
01:21:45,238 --> 01:21:47,198
What's up with you?

1059
01:21:50,076 --> 01:21:52,746
For the last hour
of my life sentence...

1060
01:21:52,787 --> 01:21:54,581
I have been free!

1061
01:21:57,500 --> 01:22:01,171
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!

1062
01:22:01,254 --> 01:22:03,298
Yes!

1063
01:22:05,008 --> 01:22:06,259
It's the guards to kick off.

1064
01:22:08,928 --> 01:22:11,389
Mr. Williams lays it back
for Mr. Hibert...

1065
01:22:11,473 --> 01:22:13,224
who whips a beautiful ball
into the box.

1066
01:22:13,308 --> 01:22:16,269
Monk's got it covered.
Safe as houses.

1067
01:22:16,311 --> 01:22:19,272
Oh, you've gotta love the Monk.
Gotta love the Monk.

1068
01:22:40,293 --> 01:22:43,880
What's Monk doing?
He's left an empty net!

1069
01:22:43,963 --> 01:22:46,800
He's lost the fuckin' ball!
He's lost the fuckin' plot.

1070
01:22:54,140 --> 01:22:57,227
Guards' goal. Twoone.

1071
01:22:57,310 --> 01:22:59,479
Yes!

1072
01:23:02,190 --> 01:23:05,235
Hey! Stop fucking about
back here!

1073
01:23:05,318 --> 01:23:07,445
Get the ball up the park!

1074
01:23:09,114 --> 01:23:11,700
All right.
My fault.

1075
01:23:13,868 --> 01:23:17,831
It's no longer just a game out there.
There's a match on now.

1076
01:23:20,959 --> 01:23:23,920
Have a word, Dan.
Fuck off, Trojan.

1077
01:23:25,380 --> 01:23:28,133
Come on, lads. Let's go.
Come on, boys.

1078
01:23:31,469 --> 01:23:33,304
The cons kick off.

1079
01:23:33,388 --> 01:23:36,349
But what is he doing?
He's given it straight away.

1080
01:23:38,309 --> 01:23:40,603
Oh! He's hit the bar!

1081
01:23:41,688 --> 01:23:43,606
You see?
There's no cohesion.

1082
01:23:43,690 --> 01:23:46,484
There's no character, eh?

1083
01:23:47,777 --> 01:23:49,904
The Mean Machine really need
their star player...

1084
01:23:49,988 --> 01:23:52,282
to pick up his game now.

1085
01:23:52,365 --> 01:23:56,119
What is Meehan doing, anyway?
It's like he's not even on the pitch.

1086
01:24:00,081 --> 01:24:02,250
What's up with you?
I never touched you.

1087
01:24:03,501 --> 01:24:06,504
Looks like Danny's injured.

1088
01:24:06,588 --> 01:24:09,507
You're cheating now, are you?
Once a loser, always a loser.

1089
01:24:11,092 --> 01:24:13,678
What happened? Where'd you get hit?
Down there.

1090
01:24:13,762 --> 01:24:16,723
Doesn't look too clever, boys.
I can't see anything.

1091
01:24:16,765 --> 01:24:19,100
Come on.
Let's get him up.

1092
01:24:19,184 --> 01:24:21,394
All right, ref.
Come on, Danny.

1093
01:24:21,436 --> 01:24:24,397
Don't put no weight on it.
Looks like Meehan is leaving the pitch.

1094
01:24:24,439 --> 01:24:26,149
Lets hope
they bring a sub on.

1095
01:24:26,232 --> 01:24:30,111
It's 11 against 9 out there.
Frenchy, I've got it.

1096
01:24:30,195 --> 01:24:32,572
Get it fixed.
Okay, Mr. Sykes. We got it.

1097
01:24:32,614 --> 01:24:34,908
Shove up and shut up.

1098
01:24:36,284 --> 01:24:39,079
The guards are really
moving the ball about nicely.

1099
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:41,122
Oh. Neat passing.

1100
01:24:41,206 --> 01:24:44,501
But the cons are determined
not to give up.

1101
01:24:46,961 --> 01:24:49,464
There's nothing wrong
with that leg, is there?

1102
01:24:53,802 --> 01:24:55,762
Why don't people just
let me play this game?

1103
01:24:55,804 --> 01:24:58,223
Didn't think
you'd sell us out.

1104
01:24:58,306 --> 01:25:01,685
Not after the big
"It's your time" speech.

1105
01:25:08,566 --> 01:25:11,403
Is there something I should know?
He's fucked something up.

1106
01:25:15,156 --> 01:25:17,117
Could be a strain.

1107
01:25:26,584 --> 01:25:30,422
It's getting tough out there.
The guards are putting the pressure on.

1108
01:25:30,505 --> 01:25:32,465
Fuckin' hell, Massive!
Help us out!

1109
01:25:32,507 --> 01:25:35,343
We've only got nine men on!
Get a sub on!

1110
01:25:40,849 --> 01:25:43,059
Walker to Marsden.

1111
01:25:48,690 --> 01:25:51,276
Downes wide to Hibert.

1112
01:25:51,359 --> 01:25:53,653
Hibert clips it forward.

1113
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:56,948
Walker brings it down.

1114
01:25:57,032 --> 01:25:58,950
The cons are swamped at the back.

1115
01:25:59,034 --> 01:26:01,786
Ratchett's free in the area.

1116
01:26:04,039 --> 01:26:06,416
Yes! Yes!

1117
01:26:06,499 --> 01:26:09,794
Twofuckingtwo.
Good one.

1118
01:26:09,836 --> 01:26:11,629
Good one.

1119
01:26:13,298 --> 01:26:15,842
Thanks, Danny Meehan.

1120
01:26:17,010 --> 01:26:19,012
Come on, lads.

1121
01:26:19,054 --> 01:26:23,308
Twotwo.
Right. Now a third. Get up there.

1122
01:26:23,391 --> 01:26:25,518
Ref! Sub!

1123
01:26:35,653 --> 01:26:38,198
Mass, look
It's your life.

1124
01:26:43,244 --> 01:26:45,872
Ratchett just
brought down Billy the Limpet.

1125
01:26:45,914 --> 01:26:47,999
That's like
kicking a puppy dog, Bob.

1126
01:26:54,005 --> 01:26:55,924
Give me my boot.

1127
01:26:58,718 --> 01:27:01,554
Yes!
Ref! Ref!

1128
01:27:04,265 --> 01:27:06,476
I'm coming back on.
Sit the fuck down, man.

1129
01:27:06,559 --> 01:27:09,187
Forget it, Meehan.
Who's coming on?

1130
01:27:09,270 --> 01:27:11,773
Me.
Him.

1131
01:27:11,856 --> 01:27:13,775
You're playing like crap
and you know it.

1132
01:27:13,858 --> 01:27:16,069
Will you make up your mind?
Who's in charge here?

1133
01:27:16,111 --> 01:27:18,029
I'm in charge.
I'm the manager. Danny's coming on.

1134
01:27:18,071 --> 01:27:21,408
Hold it!
Listen, I'm the owner.

1135
01:27:21,449 --> 01:27:22,659
You?
Yes.

1136
01:27:22,742 --> 01:27:24,119
The owner?
Yes.

1137
01:27:24,202 --> 01:27:27,080
Behave. Manager's decision.
You. On.

1138
01:27:30,959 --> 01:27:33,545
The great Danny Meehan
returns to the pitch.

1139
01:27:33,628 --> 01:27:35,880
Yeah.
That's all we fuckin' need.

1140
01:27:36,006 --> 01:27:39,134
If he carries on playing
like he did before he went off...

1141
01:27:39,217 --> 01:27:41,553
we may as well
all go home now, Bob.

1142
01:27:52,355 --> 01:27:54,983
Ketch knocks it
out wide to Trojan.

1143
01:27:55,025 --> 01:27:58,987
It's amazing. The guards are still
finding it hard to deal with this man.

1144
01:27:59,029 --> 01:28:02,323
I'm with you here if you want!
Yes, Troj!

1145
01:28:02,407 --> 01:28:04,951
Troj, pass it! I'm on!
Pass here!

1146
01:28:05,035 --> 01:28:07,162
Trojan plays it
into the center.

1147
01:28:08,288 --> 01:28:10,331
I'm free there.
Yeah, well...

1148
01:28:10,415 --> 01:28:12,042
I didn't fucking see you, did I?

1149
01:28:12,125 --> 01:28:14,044
Oh, really.

1150
01:28:16,588 --> 01:28:19,174
Chiv! Chiv, lay off!
Pass it!

1151
01:28:19,215 --> 01:28:21,009
Chiv, pass it! Pass

1152
01:28:35,607 --> 01:28:37,692
God, that was a meeting of minds.
Not a pretty sight.

1153
01:28:39,069 --> 01:28:41,654
It looks like Danny Meehan's
trying to redeem himself.

1154
01:28:41,738 --> 01:28:44,991
He's gonna have to do a fuck lot
of work to manage that, Bob.

1155
01:28:45,075 --> 01:28:48,703
Danny Meehan is now everywhere.
He's bobbing and weaving, Bob.

1156
01:28:52,082 --> 01:28:53,249
No way was that offside!

1157
01:29:10,433 --> 01:29:12,769
That's the way it's done, pal.

1158
01:29:12,852 --> 01:29:16,106
The ball's pushed high into the
guards' half. Cigs pulls it down.

1159
01:29:16,189 --> 01:29:18,566
Shoots.
Oh, it's a goal!

1160
01:29:18,650 --> 01:29:22,862
The Mean Machine are out
in front again! There's a flag.

1161
01:29:22,946 --> 01:29:26,324
God bless the Mean Machine.
Keep your shirt on. Something's up.

1162
01:29:26,408 --> 01:29:28,535
There's something going on, Bob.

1163
01:29:30,120 --> 01:29:33,248
The Mean Machine are celebrating.
I think it's been disallowed.

1164
01:29:33,289 --> 01:29:35,417
The ref has gone
to the linesman.

1165
01:29:37,460 --> 01:29:39,546
There's confusion on the pitch.
There certainly is, Bob.

1166
01:29:39,629 --> 01:29:42,716
They're conferring.
Oh, surely not!

1167
01:29:42,799 --> 01:29:44,843
Yeah, yeah.
If this stands...

1168
01:29:44,926 --> 01:29:47,637
it's a free kick to the guards
35 yards out from the goal.

1169
01:29:47,721 --> 01:29:50,390
Get up, you bloody tart!

1170
01:29:50,473 --> 01:29:53,435
Aah! Easy.
Okay. Let's get him off.

1171
01:29:53,518 --> 01:29:56,104
It's in a goalscoring position
if I've ever seen one, Bob.

1172
01:29:56,187 --> 01:29:59,482
We're in the dying seconds
of the game. It's twotwo.

1173
01:29:59,566 --> 01:30:02,402
Lee, get changed.
You're on, mate. Ref!

1174
01:30:02,485 --> 01:30:05,488
Mr. Ratchett, are you
all right, sir?

1175
01:30:05,572 --> 01:30:07,574
Obviously not.
All right. Take him away.

1176
01:30:09,325 --> 01:30:11,494
Are you gonna do
absolutely nothing about that?

1177
01:30:11,578 --> 01:30:14,956
It's a free kick.
Now take it.

1178
01:30:14,998 --> 01:30:17,292
How long, Ref?
Just moving into injury time.

1179
01:30:17,375 --> 01:30:20,253
This is it.
If he scores now, it's all over.

1180
01:30:21,921 --> 01:30:23,840
All right, Gaylie.
Stick it in.

1181
01:30:23,923 --> 01:30:26,134
And prison warder
Mr. Gayle will take it.

1182
01:30:28,011 --> 01:30:31,097
He curls it.
Heading to the top righthand corner!

1183
01:32:18,830 --> 01:32:20,915
Guards of Pentonville,
guards of Wandsworth

1184
01:32:20,999 --> 01:32:24,544
Walton nick in Liverpool
Policemen of Britain

1185
01:32:24,627 --> 01:32:27,672
Traffic wardens
Parole officers, wheelclampers...

1186
01:32:27,756 --> 01:32:30,842
your boys have taken
a hell of a beating today!

1187
01:32:30,925 --> 01:32:33,094
A hell of a beating!

1188
01:33:29,567 --> 01:33:32,195
Mean Machine!
Mean Machine!

1189
01:33:32,278 --> 01:33:35,699
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!

1190
01:33:58,096 --> 01:34:01,433
Burning me head out!
Burning me head out!

1191
01:34:01,516 --> 01:34:03,601
All down, Danny.
All down there.

1192
01:34:03,685 --> 01:34:07,063
Danny, you're all right.
Take that.

1193
01:34:07,147 --> 01:34:10,108
Told you I wouldn't let you down.
Well done, Bill.

1194
01:34:14,529 --> 01:34:19,117
Ruin my life, I'm gonna
fucking ruin your life.

1195
01:34:19,200 --> 01:34:23,872
No. You're not stitching
anyone up. Not on my watch.

1196
01:34:23,913 --> 01:34:28,126
What are you gonna do about it?
Your job, your pension

1197
01:34:28,209 --> 01:34:29,878
My ass.

1198
01:34:31,796 --> 01:34:33,548
Good game.

1199
01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:38,762
Jesus! What was that?

1200
01:34:41,890 --> 01:34:45,352
Looks like your Saab. And what
he said goes for me and all.

1201
01:34:45,435 --> 01:34:47,771
And Barry the Bookie too.

1202
01:34:51,649 --> 01:34:53,318
Nice one, Danny.

1203
01:34:58,823 --> 01:35:02,369
I want him in solitary...

1204
01:35:02,452 --> 01:35:05,497
and I'm the governor
and that's an order.

1205
01:35:06,623 --> 01:35:08,667
Okay?
Shut up.

1206
01:35:13,129 --> 01:35:15,715
Stick that
in your trophy cabinet.

1207
01:35:21,471 --> 01:35:38,154
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