1 00:02:54,894 --> 00:02:56,612 Goddamn bugs. 2 00:03:15,894 --> 00:03:17,452 Oh, shit! 3 00:03:22,094 --> 00:03:23,573 Oh, crap. 4 00:03:35,334 --> 00:03:37,564 Well, Nick the Dick. What a surprise. 5 00:03:37,814 --> 00:03:39,213 Where you coming from? 6 00:03:39,894 --> 00:03:41,691 Fishing in Cuernavaca. 7 00:03:41,934 --> 00:03:44,129 Sure. Let's take a look at your catch. 8 00:03:45,414 --> 00:03:46,529 Come on. 9 00:03:53,814 --> 00:03:55,486 I would've thrown them back. 10 00:04:01,814 --> 00:04:04,374 What do you get? 100 bucks a head? 200? 11 00:04:04,734 --> 00:04:08,044 Hope you saved it all for your lawyer. You'll need it. 12 00:04:12,694 --> 00:04:13,729 We'll take it from here. 13 00:04:14,174 --> 00:04:15,289 Who the hell are you? 14 00:04:15,534 --> 00:04:16,762 lNS, Division 6. 15 00:04:17,014 --> 00:04:19,244 Division 6? I never heard of Division 6. 16 00:04:19,494 --> 00:04:20,483 Really? 17 00:04:21,454 --> 00:04:22,523 Who you betting on? 18 00:04:23,334 --> 00:04:24,608 Tough call, Kay. 19 00:04:25,774 --> 00:04:27,924 What's up, how are you? 20 00:04:28,174 --> 00:04:29,573 Good, good. 21 00:04:30,374 --> 00:04:32,205 Grandma, don't worry. 22 00:04:32,454 --> 00:04:34,763 Welcome to the United States. 23 00:04:35,374 --> 00:04:37,444 Where are you going, Nogales? 24 00:04:37,814 --> 00:04:39,406 Looking for work? 25 00:04:39,854 --> 00:04:41,287 And you, the same? 26 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:42,933 And you? 27 00:04:43,334 --> 00:04:44,813 Pleasure seeing you here. 28 00:04:45,334 --> 00:04:46,847 And you? 29 00:04:47,734 --> 00:04:50,168 What if I break your face? 30 00:04:52,454 --> 00:04:54,604 You're very ugly, no? 31 00:04:56,454 --> 00:04:58,365 You don't speak a word of Spanish. 32 00:04:59,654 --> 00:05:00,882 We've got a winner here. 33 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,487 Oh, I know. 34 00:05:02,934 --> 00:05:05,004 The rest of you can leave. 35 00:05:05,254 --> 00:05:06,687 Don't move! 36 00:05:06,934 --> 00:05:08,925 Get in the truck and leave. 37 00:05:09,334 --> 00:05:10,130 Sir, you can't-- 38 00:05:10,334 --> 00:05:11,847 Don't "sir" me, young man. 39 00:05:12,054 --> 00:05:14,727 You have no idea who you're dealing with. 40 00:05:16,374 --> 00:05:19,093 Get in the truck right now! 41 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,803 We'll chat with our friend. You hit the road. 42 00:05:24,334 --> 00:05:27,724 Keep on protecting us from the dangerous aliens. 43 00:05:31,894 --> 00:05:33,725 You ever hear of Division 6? 44 00:05:33,974 --> 00:05:35,646 There is no Division 6. 45 00:05:35,894 --> 00:05:36,929 This is bullshit. 46 00:05:37,174 --> 00:05:38,243 Hell, yeah. 47 00:05:39,654 --> 00:05:42,691 Looks like you fell off the bus in the wrong part of town. 48 00:05:42,934 --> 00:05:45,653 I'll bet you're not from anywhere near here. 49 00:05:49,454 --> 00:05:50,728 Mikey? 50 00:05:57,694 --> 00:05:59,650 Mikey, when they let you out of jail? 51 00:06:01,134 --> 00:06:02,249 Political refugee. 52 00:06:02,494 --> 00:06:05,247 You know how many treaties you just violated? 53 00:06:05,934 --> 00:06:07,652 -One? -Try seven. 54 00:06:10,574 --> 00:06:12,166 You hand me that head. 55 00:06:17,614 --> 00:06:19,093 Put up your arms and flippers. 56 00:06:30,574 --> 00:06:31,450 Shit! 57 00:06:35,734 --> 00:06:37,053 Shoot him! 58 00:07:06,534 --> 00:07:08,013 -"That." -That.... 59 00:07:10,374 --> 00:07:13,764 Was not human. I know. You got some entrails on you. 60 00:07:15,054 --> 00:07:15,964 What the hell? 61 00:07:16,214 --> 00:07:17,647 The situation's under control. 62 00:07:17,934 --> 00:07:19,970 Give me your attention for a moment. 63 00:07:20,454 --> 00:07:22,046 I'll tell you what happened. 64 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:34,925 This is called a neuralizer. It's a gift from friends from out of town. 65 00:07:35,174 --> 00:07:36,926 This red eye isolates... 66 00:07:37,174 --> 00:07:40,086 ...the brain's impulses, specifically the ones for memory. 67 00:07:40,654 --> 00:07:42,770 Give me a splay burn on the perimeter... 68 00:07:43,014 --> 00:07:45,084 ...with holes at 40, 60, and 80 metres... 69 00:07:45,454 --> 00:07:47,365 ...from right here. Thank you. 70 00:07:52,854 --> 00:07:53,650 That's good. 71 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:55,568 What's going on? 72 00:07:55,854 --> 00:07:57,207 Excellent question. 73 00:07:57,454 --> 00:07:59,968 The answer you're looking for lies right here. 74 00:08:02,934 --> 00:08:04,686 Who are you, really? 75 00:08:04,934 --> 00:08:05,730 Really? 76 00:08:06,774 --> 00:08:09,766 I am just a figment of your imagination. 77 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,850 Damn, what a gullible breed. 78 00:08:17,014 --> 00:08:20,370 I'm serious. You're lucky to be alive after that blast. 79 00:08:20,614 --> 00:08:21,410 What blast? 80 00:08:21,614 --> 00:08:23,093 The underground gas main. 81 00:08:23,334 --> 00:08:25,450 You should exercise caution before firing... 82 00:08:25,694 --> 00:08:28,003 ...I'll tell you that now. Especially you. 83 00:08:29,494 --> 00:08:32,292 Have yourself checked out with EMS before you leave. 84 00:08:44,614 --> 00:08:46,127 I'm sorry about back there. 85 00:08:46,374 --> 00:08:47,568 It happens. 86 00:08:47,814 --> 00:08:49,247 Didn't used to. 87 00:08:51,214 --> 00:08:53,444 The spirit's willing, Kay... 88 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,452 ...but the rest of me.... 89 00:08:59,254 --> 00:09:01,131 They're beautiful, aren't they? 90 00:09:01,894 --> 00:09:03,373 The stars. 91 00:09:04,454 --> 00:09:06,410 We never just look anymore. 92 00:09:11,814 --> 00:09:13,406 I'll tell you, Kay... 93 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,324 ...I will miss the chase. 94 00:09:21,414 --> 00:09:22,244 No, Dee... 95 00:09:23,374 --> 00:09:24,489 ...you won't. 96 00:09:26,254 --> 00:09:27,653 Freeze! 97 00:09:27,854 --> 00:09:29,924 NYPD! Freeze! 98 00:09:31,334 --> 00:09:32,608 All yours, Edwards. 99 00:09:34,534 --> 00:09:36,047 Freeze means stop! 100 00:09:42,414 --> 00:09:43,847 What the hell?! 101 00:09:52,014 --> 00:09:54,733 It just be raining black people in New York. 102 00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:20,373 Do you see this? 103 00:10:20,614 --> 00:10:22,491 N-Y-P-D! 104 00:10:22,694 --> 00:10:25,162 Means I will knock your punk-ass down! 105 00:10:25,414 --> 00:10:26,688 He's coming! 106 00:10:26,934 --> 00:10:29,607 Yeah, and when he gets here, I'll arrest his ass too. 107 00:10:33,334 --> 00:10:35,529 You trying to catch a beat-down? 108 00:11:40,174 --> 00:11:41,289 What's up? 109 00:11:42,934 --> 00:11:44,162 He's coming. 110 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,127 He's coming because I failed. Now he'll kill me. 111 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,569 You pissing everybody off today, huh? 112 00:11:51,334 --> 00:11:52,926 You don't understand. 113 00:11:53,174 --> 00:11:55,244 Your world's gonna end. 114 00:11:58,214 --> 00:11:59,329 What are you? 115 00:12:05,094 --> 00:12:07,289 Watch that ledge. Watch the ledge. 116 00:12:07,534 --> 00:12:10,685 Come on down. We'll get those eyes fixed, don't worry. 117 00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:13,004 Wait a minute. Let me talk to you! 118 00:12:20,334 --> 00:12:22,290 I work my butt off to make a living. 119 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,685 All I want is to come home to a fat steak on the table... 120 00:12:25,934 --> 00:12:28,084 ...but instead I get this. It looks like poison. 121 00:12:28,454 --> 00:12:32,413 Don't take that away! I'm eating that! It is poison, isn't it? 122 00:12:32,654 --> 00:12:35,122 I swear, I wouldn't be surprised if it was... 123 00:12:35,374 --> 00:12:38,810 ...the way you skulk like a dog been hit too much, or not enough! 124 00:12:39,054 --> 00:12:40,248 I can't decide. 125 00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:42,052 You're useless, Beatrice. 126 00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:46,253 The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck! 127 00:12:56,054 --> 00:12:57,407 Figures. 128 00:13:06,094 --> 00:13:07,573 What the heck is it? 129 00:13:08,814 --> 00:13:10,850 Get your big butt back in the house. 130 00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:26,165 Place projectile weapon on the ground. 131 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,052 You can have my gun... 132 00:13:28,254 --> 00:13:30,324 ...when you pry it from my dead fingers. 133 00:13:30,574 --> 00:13:32,804 Your proposal is acceptable. 134 00:14:13,414 --> 00:14:15,086 Edgar, what on earth was that? 135 00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:16,449 Sugar. 136 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,044 I've never seen sugar do that. 137 00:14:20,174 --> 00:14:22,244 Give me sugar. 138 00:14:26,774 --> 00:14:28,002 In water. 139 00:14:34,214 --> 00:14:35,329 More. 140 00:14:38,774 --> 00:14:39,843 More. 141 00:14:53,814 --> 00:14:55,805 Your skin is hanging off your bones. 142 00:15:07,094 --> 00:15:08,083 Is that better? 143 00:15:36,334 --> 00:15:38,848 "The perpetrator blinked two sets of eyelids." 144 00:15:39,094 --> 00:15:40,732 Blinked with both eyes? 145 00:15:40,934 --> 00:15:43,892 He blinked one set, then a completely different set. 146 00:15:44,134 --> 00:15:46,523 You know, like high beams and low beams. 147 00:15:47,654 --> 00:15:51,283 Was that before or after he drew the weapon that you claim... 148 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,570 ...evaporated into a million pieces? 149 00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:55,372 After, sir. 150 00:15:56,214 --> 00:15:59,763 Why is it that no other officers saw either of these events? 151 00:16:00,014 --> 00:16:02,482 Some of them are soggy around the midsection. 152 00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:04,247 They weren't able to keep up. 153 00:16:04,454 --> 00:16:06,410 If you were half the man I am- 154 00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:09,089 I am half the man that you are. 155 00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:10,892 What is your problem? 156 00:16:11,134 --> 00:16:12,203 You're in my face. 157 00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:14,843 -I think he threw him off the roof. -You next. 158 00:16:15,054 --> 00:16:16,043 I wanna talk to you. 159 00:16:16,254 --> 00:16:18,848 Ten minutes, you take your best shot, tough guy. 160 00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:23,249 Take 10 minutes on a StairMaster, you pudgy bastard! 161 00:16:28,294 --> 00:16:30,683 I believe you. Laurel Weaver. Deputy Medical Examiner. 162 00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:32,925 Find me at the morgue. I'll show you. 163 00:16:33,134 --> 00:16:33,930 Wait. 164 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,164 Wait a minute! 165 00:16:36,174 --> 00:16:40,213 You're Dr. Weaver with the coroner's office working on the John Doe? 166 00:16:40,414 --> 00:16:42,848 -That's right. -Will you look at this, please? 167 00:16:49,774 --> 00:16:51,173 Some night, huh? 168 00:16:51,494 --> 00:16:52,290 Some night. 169 00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:54,371 They were gills, not eyelids. 170 00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:57,611 Gills. He was out of breath. 171 00:16:58,414 --> 00:16:59,483 Who are you? 172 00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:01,326 Did he say anything to you? 173 00:17:01,574 --> 00:17:03,451 He said the world was coming to an end. 174 00:17:04,494 --> 00:17:05,813 Did he say when? 175 00:17:11,654 --> 00:17:14,293 Would you recognize his weapon if you saw it again? 176 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,853 Absolutely. 177 00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:19,006 Come on, let's take a ride. 178 00:17:19,254 --> 00:17:21,893 Wait a minute. Look, I got tons of paperwork- 179 00:17:22,134 --> 00:17:22,964 It's all done. 180 00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:24,044 Good work. 181 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,092 You really ran this dude down on foot? That's tough. 182 00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:28,813 That's double tough. 183 00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:38,734 So who exactly are you with? 184 00:17:38,734 --> 00:17:40,452 So who exactly are you with? 185 00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:42,764 FBl? NSA? 186 00:17:43,014 --> 00:17:47,371 I'm part of a bureau that licenses, monitors and polices aliens on Earth. 187 00:17:47,614 --> 00:17:48,842 Yeah, whatever. 188 00:17:49,054 --> 00:17:50,248 We're here. 189 00:17:52,134 --> 00:17:53,772 This is where we're going? 190 00:17:54,494 --> 00:17:55,847 This is Jack Jeebs' spot. 191 00:17:56,054 --> 00:17:58,284 He buys from chain-snatchers. Doesn't sell guns. 192 00:17:58,534 --> 00:17:59,523 Really? 193 00:18:00,134 --> 00:18:01,044 All right, look. 194 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:05,213 I'm gonna go in and put my thing down, but when I come out, I want answers. 195 00:18:05,454 --> 00:18:07,046 Okay, go put your thing down. 196 00:18:12,854 --> 00:18:14,253 Officer Eduardo! 197 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,213 How did these get here? I thought I turned them in. 198 00:18:17,454 --> 00:18:20,651 I hear you're into something hotter than stolen Rolexes. 199 00:18:20,854 --> 00:18:23,493 I deal crack, but I still work here. I love the hours. 200 00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:26,732 I'm talking about guns, smart-ass! Weird ones. 201 00:18:27,334 --> 00:18:30,007 Come on! What you see is what I got. 202 00:18:32,294 --> 00:18:33,773 Show him the imports, Jeebs. 203 00:18:34,854 --> 00:18:36,412 Hey, Kay. How are you? 204 00:18:36,654 --> 00:18:39,566 -Show him the imports. -I got out of that business. 205 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,247 Why do you lie to me? 206 00:18:41,734 --> 00:18:42,883 Hold on a second. 207 00:18:43,214 --> 00:18:44,249 I'll count to three. 208 00:18:44,494 --> 00:18:47,292 He'll do it, Jeebs. That man does not look stable. 209 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,054 You know what? He's crazy when he's like this. 210 00:18:50,294 --> 00:18:52,171 He's always crazy. Get a massage. 211 00:18:52,414 --> 00:18:53,244 Take a cruise- 212 00:18:54,014 --> 00:18:56,209 -Drop the weapon. -I warned him. 213 00:18:56,454 --> 00:18:57,250 Drop the weapon! 214 00:18:57,454 --> 00:18:58,682 -You warned him. -I'll kill you. 215 00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:01,926 You insensitive jerk! 216 00:19:05,574 --> 00:19:07,849 Do you have any idea how much that stings? 217 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:10,489 Show us the merchandise, or you'll lose another head. 218 00:19:22,814 --> 00:19:23,610 Mr. Edwards.... 219 00:19:28,854 --> 00:19:30,731 There, the one in the middle. 220 00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:37,210 You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity... 221 00:19:37,454 --> 00:19:39,763 ...to an unlicensed cephalopoid! You piece of- 222 00:19:40,214 --> 00:19:41,442 He looked okay to me. 223 00:19:41,654 --> 00:19:43,485 It was for an assassination. The target? 224 00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:44,610 I don't know. 225 00:19:44,814 --> 00:19:46,611 -Goddamn it! -I don't know! 226 00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:49,288 All that's confiscated. 227 00:19:49,534 --> 00:19:53,447 Be on the next transport off this rock, or I shoot where it don't grow back. 228 00:19:57,374 --> 00:20:00,286 And I'm gonna be back to talk about them Rolexes. 229 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:24,084 Searching for a handle on the moment? 230 00:20:25,734 --> 00:20:27,167 I can't help you. 231 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,607 The only comfort I can offer... 232 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:33,051 ...is my promise that tomorrow you won't remember a thing. 233 00:20:33,574 --> 00:20:36,088 That's not exactly some shit you forget. 234 00:20:36,334 --> 00:20:37,733 Ever seen one of these? 235 00:20:41,134 --> 00:20:43,443 She looks over to her husband... 236 00:20:43,694 --> 00:20:46,652 ...then sets it down in her lap and says: 237 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:49,926 "Honey, this one's eating my popcorn." 238 00:20:53,094 --> 00:20:54,083 Get it? 239 00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:55,608 This one's eating.... 240 00:20:57,894 --> 00:20:59,930 Gotta go. Thanks for the egg rolls. 241 00:21:00,174 --> 00:21:01,402 Wait a minute. 242 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,490 Who are you? 243 00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:05,202 See what I mean about tequila? You're very bright. 244 00:21:05,454 --> 00:21:07,126 But you need to lay off the sauce. 245 00:21:07,374 --> 00:21:09,524 I'll see you bright and early, 9:00. 246 00:21:09,774 --> 00:21:10,570 Be there... 247 00:21:11,334 --> 00:21:12,813 ...or be square. 248 00:21:33,174 --> 00:21:34,653 Well, well, well. 249 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,045 Moving right in, are we? Think we own the place? 250 00:21:38,254 --> 00:21:40,085 I got an eviction notice for you. 251 00:21:40,334 --> 00:21:43,007 Just what exactly do you think you're doing here? 252 00:21:43,254 --> 00:21:45,210 Taking care of your pest problem. 253 00:21:45,454 --> 00:21:46,728 Pest problem? 254 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:48,723 Pest? 255 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,845 You got a hell of an infestation. 256 00:21:51,054 --> 00:21:53,773 You know, I've noticed an infestation here. 257 00:21:53,974 --> 00:21:56,647 Everywhere I look, nothing but undeveloped, unevolved... 258 00:21:56,894 --> 00:21:59,283 ...barely conscious pond scum... 259 00:21:59,494 --> 00:22:02,054 ...totally convinced of their own superiority... 260 00:22:02,294 --> 00:22:04,285 ...as they scurry about their short... 261 00:22:04,534 --> 00:22:06,206 ...pointless lives. 262 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,846 Don't you wanna get rid of them? 263 00:22:11,094 --> 00:22:12,732 In the worst way. 264 00:22:47,094 --> 00:22:48,447 Help you? 265 00:22:48,814 --> 00:22:50,645 This dude gave me this card-- 266 00:22:50,894 --> 00:22:52,122 Elevator. 267 00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:18,004 You're late. Sit down. 268 00:23:24,734 --> 00:23:26,133 My name is Zed. 269 00:23:26,534 --> 00:23:29,048 You're all here because you're the best. 270 00:23:29,254 --> 00:23:33,645 Marines, Air Force, Navy SEALs, Army Rangers, NYPD. 271 00:23:34,014 --> 00:23:35,129 We want one of you. 272 00:23:35,654 --> 00:23:36,723 Just one. 273 00:23:36,974 --> 00:23:39,613 What will follow is a series of simple tests... 274 00:23:39,854 --> 00:23:43,244 ...for motor skills, concentration, stamina. 275 00:23:43,974 --> 00:23:45,327 I see we have a question. 276 00:23:45,574 --> 00:23:49,010 I'm sorry, maybe you already answered this but... 277 00:23:49,254 --> 00:23:50,607 ...why are we here? 278 00:23:50,854 --> 00:23:51,809 Son. 279 00:23:52,294 --> 00:23:55,092 Lieutenant Jensen. West Point graduate with honours. 280 00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:58,804 We're here because you want the best of the best of the best, sir! 281 00:24:04,174 --> 00:24:05,926 What's so funny, Edwards? 282 00:24:06,294 --> 00:24:08,285 Your boy, Captain America, here. 283 00:24:08,894 --> 00:24:11,328 "The best of the best of the best, sir!" 284 00:24:11,654 --> 00:24:12,450 "With honours." 285 00:24:13,254 --> 00:24:14,812 He's just really excited... 286 00:24:15,014 --> 00:24:17,005 ...and has no clue why we're here. 287 00:24:17,254 --> 00:24:19,563 That's just very funny to me. 288 00:24:20,934 --> 00:24:22,526 Y'all ain't laughing, though. 289 00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:31,885 Okay, let's get going. 290 00:25:53,054 --> 00:25:54,248 Wanna get down on this? 291 00:26:19,134 --> 00:26:20,726 Edwards, what happened? 292 00:26:21,734 --> 00:26:22,530 Hesitated. 293 00:26:25,254 --> 00:26:28,803 May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die? 294 00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:31,329 She was the only one that seemed dangerous. 295 00:26:31,534 --> 00:26:32,887 How'd you figure that? 296 00:26:33,094 --> 00:26:35,688 I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the light... 297 00:26:35,934 --> 00:26:37,447 ...but he's just working out. 298 00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:41,249 How'd I feel if somebody bust my ass while I'm on the treadmill? 299 00:26:41,494 --> 00:26:43,291 Then I saw this snarling beast. 300 00:26:43,534 --> 00:26:46,446 I noticed he had a tissue in his hand and realized... 301 00:26:46,694 --> 00:26:48,650 ...he's not snarling, he's sneezing. 302 00:26:48,894 --> 00:26:50,168 Ain't no threat there. 303 00:26:50,414 --> 00:26:51,449 Then I saw Tiffany. 304 00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:54,492 8-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto... 305 00:26:54,734 --> 00:26:57,453 ...bunch of monsters at night with quantum physics books? 306 00:26:57,734 --> 00:26:59,452 She about to start some shit. 307 00:26:59,654 --> 00:27:02,088 Those books are way too advanced for her. 308 00:27:02,334 --> 00:27:04,609 If you ask me, she's up to something. 309 00:27:04,894 --> 00:27:07,488 I'd appreciate it if you eased up about it. 310 00:27:11,494 --> 00:27:13,405 Or do I owe her an apology? 311 00:27:20,734 --> 00:27:22,087 Good shot, though, right? 312 00:27:27,414 --> 00:27:29,245 He has a problem with authority. 313 00:27:29,494 --> 00:27:30,722 So do I. 314 00:27:31,014 --> 00:27:34,051 But this kid ran down a cephalopoid on foot, boss. 315 00:27:34,294 --> 00:27:36,046 That's gotta be tough enough. 316 00:27:37,134 --> 00:27:39,250 Let's hope you know what you're doing. 317 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:49,404 Gentlemen, congratulations. 318 00:27:49,614 --> 00:27:53,004 You're everything we expect from years of government training. 319 00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:56,684 If you'll just follow me, we have one more test to administer. 320 00:27:56,894 --> 00:27:58,486 An eye exam. 321 00:28:10,894 --> 00:28:12,122 Where are you going? 322 00:28:13,894 --> 00:28:15,327 What the hell is all this? 323 00:28:15,574 --> 00:28:18,566 In the 1950s, the government started an underfunded agency... 324 00:28:18,814 --> 00:28:21,453 ...with the laughable purpose of establishing contact... 325 00:28:21,654 --> 00:28:23,372 ...with a race not of this planet. 326 00:28:23,574 --> 00:28:25,644 Look at the end of this device. 327 00:28:25,974 --> 00:28:28,772 Everyone thought the agency was a joke, except the aliens... 328 00:28:29,014 --> 00:28:31,972 ...who made contact on March 2, 1961 outside New York. 329 00:28:32,214 --> 00:28:36,093 There were nine of us the first night. Seven agents, one astronomer... 330 00:28:36,294 --> 00:28:38,364 ...and a dumb kid who'd gotten lost. 331 00:28:38,614 --> 00:28:41,333 You brought that tall man some flowers. 332 00:28:41,934 --> 00:28:43,049 This way. 333 00:28:44,134 --> 00:28:46,364 They were a group of intergalactic refugees. 334 00:28:46,614 --> 00:28:50,084 Wanted Earth as an apolitical zone for creatures without a planet. 335 00:28:50,334 --> 00:28:51,813 You ever see Casablanca? 336 00:28:52,054 --> 00:28:53,646 Same thing, except no Nazis. 337 00:28:53,854 --> 00:28:57,051 We agreed and concealed all evidence of their landing. 338 00:28:57,974 --> 00:29:01,933 So these are real flying saucers and the World's Fair was a cover-up? 339 00:29:02,214 --> 00:29:03,283 Why hold it in Queens? 340 00:29:03,534 --> 00:29:06,332 More nonhumans arrive every year and live among us in secret. 341 00:29:06,574 --> 00:29:11,125 Not to change the subject, but when was the last time you got a CAT scan? 342 00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:14,889 -Six months ago. It's company policy. -Make another appointment. 343 00:29:15,134 --> 00:29:18,206 Tell your boy Zed I had an absolutely wonderful time... 344 00:29:18,454 --> 00:29:21,366 ...and thank you for everything, but show me the door. 345 00:29:21,614 --> 00:29:24,572 All right. I'm getting some coffee. You want some? 346 00:29:24,814 --> 00:29:26,532 No, thank you, I'm fine. 347 00:29:31,694 --> 00:29:32,683 How you doing? 348 00:29:32,934 --> 00:29:34,049 Hi, Kay. 349 00:29:35,214 --> 00:29:37,603 -That's not decaf, is it? -Viennese cinnamon. 350 00:29:38,014 --> 00:29:41,768 Don't tell me we only got powdered stuff for cream. I hate it. 351 00:29:43,654 --> 00:29:45,770 Well, that's good. Good. Good. 352 00:29:46,614 --> 00:29:48,252 You guys getting along all right? 353 00:29:49,814 --> 00:29:51,247 Don't work too hard. 354 00:29:54,934 --> 00:29:56,845 Sure you don't want some coffee? 355 00:30:03,054 --> 00:30:04,487 Here's the deal. 356 00:30:04,734 --> 00:30:07,931 At any given time, there are around 1500 aliens on the planet. 357 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:10,051 Most of them here in Manhattan. 358 00:30:10,294 --> 00:30:13,047 Most of them are decent. Just trying to make a living. 359 00:30:13,294 --> 00:30:15,649 -Cab drivers? -Not as many as you'd think. 360 00:30:16,134 --> 00:30:19,126 Humans, for the most part, don't have a clue. Don't want one. 361 00:30:19,374 --> 00:30:23,652 They're happy. They think they have a good bead on things. 362 00:30:24,494 --> 00:30:26,883 People are smart. They can handle it. 363 00:30:27,214 --> 00:30:28,203 A person is smart. 364 00:30:28,534 --> 00:30:32,129 People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it. 365 00:30:32,494 --> 00:30:35,486 1500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was... 366 00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:37,372 ...the centre of the universe. 367 00:30:37,614 --> 00:30:40,811 500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat. 368 00:30:41,054 --> 00:30:44,933 And 15 minutes ago, you knew that people were alone on this planet. 369 00:30:46,934 --> 00:30:48,890 Imagine what you'll know... 370 00:30:49,094 --> 00:30:50,209 ...tomorrow. 371 00:30:52,534 --> 00:30:54,650 -What's the catch? -The catch? 372 00:30:55,214 --> 00:30:57,603 The catch is, you will sever all human contact. 373 00:30:57,854 --> 00:31:00,812 Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere... 374 00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:03,643 ...ever. 375 00:31:06,854 --> 00:31:09,243 I'll give you to sunrise to think it over. 376 00:31:14,174 --> 00:31:15,448 Is it worth it? 377 00:31:15,694 --> 00:31:17,013 Yeah, it's worth it. 378 00:31:19,414 --> 00:31:20,972 If you're strong enough. 379 00:32:18,734 --> 00:32:20,053 What's up, pops? 380 00:32:30,214 --> 00:32:31,124 I'm in... 381 00:32:31,334 --> 00:32:34,531 ...because there's some next-level shit going on here. 382 00:32:34,734 --> 00:32:37,851 Before y'all beam me up, there's a few things to understand. 383 00:32:38,094 --> 00:32:41,689 First off, you chose me, so you recognize the skills. 384 00:32:41,934 --> 00:32:45,404 I don't want nobody calling me "son" or " kid" or "sport." Cool? 385 00:32:45,654 --> 00:32:46,848 Cool. Whatever, slick. 386 00:32:47,054 --> 00:32:50,171 But I need to tell you something about all your skills. 387 00:32:51,414 --> 00:32:52,294 As of right now, they mean precisely... 388 00:32:52,294 --> 00:32:54,524 As of right now, they mean precisely... 389 00:32:54,934 --> 00:32:56,162 ...dick. 390 00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:11,243 -Purpose of trip? -Diplomatic mission. 391 00:33:11,494 --> 00:33:12,370 Duration of stay? 392 00:33:12,614 --> 00:33:13,842 Lunch. 393 00:33:14,094 --> 00:33:15,846 Any fruits or vegetables? 394 00:33:27,854 --> 00:33:30,209 You wanna stay away from that guy. 395 00:33:31,374 --> 00:33:32,727 He's grouchy. 396 00:33:33,134 --> 00:33:35,967 Three hours in customs after a 17-trillion-mile trip... 397 00:33:36,174 --> 00:33:37,607 ...will make anyone cranky. 398 00:33:37,814 --> 00:33:39,645 What government branch do we report to? 399 00:33:39,894 --> 00:33:42,362 -None. They ask too many questions. -Who pays for this? 400 00:33:42,574 --> 00:33:46,852 We hold patents on a few gadgets we confiscated from out-of-state visitors. 401 00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:49,164 Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction. 402 00:33:49,374 --> 00:33:51,171 This is a fascinating gadget. 403 00:33:51,694 --> 00:33:55,084 It'll replace CDs soon. I'll have to buy the White Album again. 404 00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:59,293 That's fun. A universal translator. We're not even supposed to have it. 405 00:33:59,534 --> 00:34:02,002 Human thought is so primitive. It's looked upon... 406 00:34:02,254 --> 00:34:04,688 ...as an infectious disease in some galaxies. 407 00:34:04,934 --> 00:34:06,686 That kind of makes you proud. 408 00:34:06,934 --> 00:34:07,969 What's this? 409 00:34:11,654 --> 00:34:12,848 Just be calm! 410 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,083 Relax! 411 00:34:14,774 --> 00:34:16,048 Watch your head! 412 00:34:16,534 --> 00:34:18,172 Someone get him some ice! 413 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,966 Look out! Move! Just move when it's coming at you! 414 00:34:27,934 --> 00:34:28,730 Damn! 415 00:34:29,454 --> 00:34:30,967 I'll pay for that! 416 00:34:41,814 --> 00:34:44,806 This thing caused the 1977 New York blackout. 417 00:34:45,734 --> 00:34:47,770 Practical joke by the Great Attractor. 418 00:34:48,014 --> 00:34:49,572 He thought it was funny. 419 00:34:50,894 --> 00:34:52,122 Sorry, y'all. 420 00:34:52,774 --> 00:34:54,810 It was a accident. Sorry. 421 00:34:55,334 --> 00:34:57,325 Observation, the heart of our endeavour. 422 00:34:57,574 --> 00:34:59,644 Meet the twins, Blblup and Bob. 423 00:34:59,894 --> 00:35:03,091 This map shows the location of every alien on Earth. 424 00:35:03,334 --> 00:35:05,245 Some are under constant surveillance. 425 00:35:05,614 --> 00:35:07,605 Everyone on those screens is an alien. 426 00:35:07,854 --> 00:35:10,607 In public, they're as normal as you are, but in private.... 427 00:35:11,174 --> 00:35:12,129 You'll get the idea. 428 00:35:13,294 --> 00:35:14,613 Oh, man. 429 00:35:15,054 --> 00:35:16,612 Doesn't make any sense, right? 430 00:35:17,774 --> 00:35:20,334 Well, no, it makes perfect sense. 431 00:35:20,854 --> 00:35:24,005 In third grade, everyone said I was crazy, but I knew our teacher... 432 00:35:24,214 --> 00:35:26,364 ...had to be from Venus or something. 433 00:35:26,574 --> 00:35:29,213 Ms. Edelson. Jupiter, actually. Well, one of the moons. 434 00:35:30,574 --> 00:35:31,404 -revolve. 435 00:35:31,654 --> 00:35:32,928 Class... 436 00:35:33,374 --> 00:35:35,649 ...be quiet and pay attention! 437 00:35:36,574 --> 00:35:38,132 If I have to tell you... 438 00:35:38,334 --> 00:35:40,609 ...one more time.... 439 00:35:42,254 --> 00:35:43,403 Let's put it on. 440 00:35:44,214 --> 00:35:45,010 Put what on? 441 00:35:45,614 --> 00:35:48,003 The last suit you'll ever wear. 442 00:36:00,014 --> 00:36:02,608 You will dress only in attire specially sanctioned... 443 00:36:02,854 --> 00:36:04,765 ...by MiB Special Services. 444 00:36:05,254 --> 00:36:07,927 You'll conform to the identity we give you... 445 00:36:08,174 --> 00:36:10,847 ... eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. 446 00:36:11,454 --> 00:36:12,364 From now on... 447 00:36:12,614 --> 00:36:15,003 ...you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. 448 00:36:15,254 --> 00:36:17,768 You will not stand out in any way. 449 00:36:18,174 --> 00:36:19,971 Your entire image is crafted... 450 00:36:20,214 --> 00:36:23,012 ... to leave no lasting memory with anyone you meet. 451 00:36:23,334 --> 00:36:25,643 You are a rumour, recognizable only as... 452 00:36:25,854 --> 00:36:28,607 ... deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. 453 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:31,084 You don't exist. You were never born. 454 00:36:33,734 --> 00:36:35,611 Anonymity is your name. 455 00:36:35,854 --> 00:36:37,651 Silence, your native tongue. 456 00:36:38,414 --> 00:36:40,609 You're no longer part of the system. 457 00:36:40,814 --> 00:36:42,884 You are above the system. Over it. 458 00:36:43,374 --> 00:36:44,853 Beyond it. 459 00:36:45,974 --> 00:36:48,044 We're "them." We're "they." 460 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:50,769 We are the Men in Black. 461 00:36:57,814 --> 00:37:00,772 You know what the difference is between you and me? 462 00:37:03,214 --> 00:37:05,091 I make this look good. 463 00:37:07,174 --> 00:37:09,051 We're gonna go for a little ride. 464 00:37:09,454 --> 00:37:12,969 I'll put you down here for a minute, and Daddy will be right back. 465 00:37:43,134 --> 00:37:45,887 Okay, now we're ready to go for a little ride. 466 00:37:46,134 --> 00:37:49,570 We'll meet one of Daddy's friends, and you'll like him. 467 00:37:52,494 --> 00:37:54,371 Okay, let's see. 468 00:37:55,014 --> 00:37:58,324 Bee, we got the deposed sur-prefect of Singalee... 469 00:37:58,574 --> 00:38:01,372 ...touching down in the forest outside Portland tonight. 470 00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:04,128 -Humanoid? -You wish. Bring a sponge. 471 00:38:05,294 --> 00:38:07,285 Here. Red letter from last night. 472 00:38:07,974 --> 00:38:10,807 We had an unauthorized landing in upstate New York. 473 00:38:11,054 --> 00:38:12,965 Keep your ears open on this one. 474 00:38:13,174 --> 00:38:16,450 We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here. 475 00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:19,653 We got a skimmer. 476 00:38:20,014 --> 00:38:21,845 Landed alien out of zone. Who is it? 477 00:38:22,094 --> 00:38:23,083 Redgick. 478 00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:26,212 He's not cleared to leave Manhattan, but he's out of town... 479 00:38:26,454 --> 00:38:28,410 ...stuck on the New Jersey turnpike. 480 00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:30,292 Take junior with you. 481 00:38:30,534 --> 00:38:33,207 This is a good one for him to warm up on. 482 00:38:33,774 --> 00:38:34,729 Go get him, tiger. 483 00:38:41,414 --> 00:38:43,974 "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger." 484 00:38:45,254 --> 00:38:46,403 Zed.... 485 00:38:47,334 --> 00:38:48,449 He just.... 486 00:38:49,974 --> 00:38:53,762 Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise around... 487 00:38:53,974 --> 00:38:55,373 ...in a Ford POS. 488 00:38:57,814 --> 00:38:59,566 Fasten your seat belt. 489 00:38:59,814 --> 00:39:01,566 We gotta work on your people skills. 490 00:39:01,814 --> 00:39:04,408 You'd get a better reaction if you were polite. 491 00:39:04,654 --> 00:39:06,212 Fasten your seat belt, please. 492 00:39:06,414 --> 00:39:07,972 Good. Did you hurt yourself? 493 00:39:11,654 --> 00:39:15,169 The red button there, kid. Don't ever touch the red button. 494 00:39:24,774 --> 00:39:27,334 All right, pop, that'll be $72 there. 495 00:39:27,934 --> 00:39:31,006 Okay, sweetie, let me pay the impolite driver. 496 00:39:59,574 --> 00:40:03,647 Sorry I'm late. The cab drivers on this planet are terrible. 497 00:40:03,894 --> 00:40:06,169 Your Majesty, you are in grave danger. 498 00:40:06,414 --> 00:40:09,292 Yeah, and they overcharge you every time. 499 00:40:09,534 --> 00:40:13,209 Sir, a bug landed here. We must get you off the planet. 500 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,570 A bug? He must know why I'm here. 501 00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:17,247 We think he does. 502 00:40:18,734 --> 00:40:20,406 Is that what I think it is? 503 00:40:20,654 --> 00:40:23,043 No, just some diamonds for your children. 504 00:40:23,294 --> 00:40:24,443 Do we have time to eat? 505 00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:28,445 Sure. I ordered you some Pirogi. 506 00:40:31,534 --> 00:40:32,967 Six is up! 507 00:40:34,254 --> 00:40:35,243 Where is Ivan? 508 00:40:35,494 --> 00:40:36,927 Gave him a break. 509 00:40:47,174 --> 00:40:50,086 To the continued reign of the Arquillian Empire. 510 00:40:50,334 --> 00:40:52,211 To the safety of the Galaxy. 511 00:40:59,214 --> 00:41:02,126 You can kill us both, but you will not find the Galaxy. 512 00:41:03,054 --> 00:41:05,124 You're right about one thing. 513 00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:20,492 You're not going anywhere. 514 00:41:36,814 --> 00:41:38,884 Your licence and registration, please. 515 00:41:42,454 --> 00:41:45,446 Like to see your other licence and registration, please. 516 00:41:52,174 --> 00:41:55,849 You're restricted to Manhattan. Where are you going, Redgie? 517 00:41:56,614 --> 00:41:59,048 It's my wife. She's.... Well, look. 518 00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:04,769 No big deal. 519 00:42:05,014 --> 00:42:07,050 Okay, you come with me, Redge. 520 00:42:09,134 --> 00:42:11,125 And you handle this. 521 00:42:11,374 --> 00:42:12,204 What?! Me? 522 00:42:12,934 --> 00:42:15,209 -You just catch. -Does he know what he's doing? 523 00:42:15,414 --> 00:42:17,405 He does it all the time. Let him work. 524 00:42:25,774 --> 00:42:27,446 Damn, man! 525 00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,814 Something's peeking! 526 00:42:31,054 --> 00:42:32,931 You're headed out of town. 527 00:42:33,174 --> 00:42:35,369 -We're meeting someone. -Who? 528 00:42:35,614 --> 00:42:38,492 -It's a ship. -I saw no departure clearance. 529 00:42:38,734 --> 00:42:39,564 You didn't? 530 00:42:39,814 --> 00:42:41,964 It's an emergency. 531 00:42:42,534 --> 00:42:43,808 You're doing fine! 532 00:42:44,014 --> 00:42:47,973 What kind of emergency? What's the rush to get off the planet? 533 00:42:48,294 --> 00:42:50,364 We don't like the neighbourhood anymore. 534 00:42:50,614 --> 00:42:52,366 Some of the new arrivals.... 535 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:55,811 New arrivals? Have anything to do with the crasher last night? 536 00:42:56,014 --> 00:42:57,333 Excuse me, miss! 537 00:43:00,854 --> 00:43:02,253 Oh, man. 538 00:43:02,814 --> 00:43:04,452 Oh, man! 539 00:43:06,414 --> 00:43:07,290 Look. 540 00:43:07,534 --> 00:43:09,252 Oh, man! 541 00:43:10,734 --> 00:43:12,804 Congratulations, Redge. It's a... 542 00:43:13,654 --> 00:43:14,973 ...squid. 543 00:43:18,214 --> 00:43:19,090 You know, it's... 544 00:43:20,054 --> 00:43:21,885 ...actually kind of... 545 00:43:27,974 --> 00:43:29,089 ...cute. 546 00:43:36,654 --> 00:43:38,724 Anything about that seem unusual? 547 00:43:41,254 --> 00:43:42,767 What would scare Redgick so badly... 548 00:43:43,014 --> 00:43:45,369 ...that he'd risk a warp jump with a newborn? 549 00:43:45,814 --> 00:43:47,645 We'll check the hot sheets. 550 00:43:53,054 --> 00:43:54,203 These are "hot sheets"? 551 00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:56,370 Best investigative reporting on Earth. 552 00:43:56,614 --> 00:43:59,572 Read The New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes. 553 00:43:59,934 --> 00:44:03,483 Cannot believe you're looking for tips in the supermarket tabloids. 554 00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:06,367 Not "looking for." 555 00:44:07,214 --> 00:44:09,774 Found. 556 00:44:21,974 --> 00:44:24,249 -Wait a minute, slow down. -Why? 557 00:44:24,494 --> 00:44:27,566 Give her time to get the wrong impression. Makes it smoother. 558 00:44:28,654 --> 00:44:30,007 Can I help you? 559 00:44:30,254 --> 00:44:33,405 Yes, ma'am. I'm Agent Manheim, this is Agent Black, FBI. 560 00:44:33,654 --> 00:44:35,292 We'd like to talk about your visitor. 561 00:44:35,534 --> 00:44:36,887 Gonna make fun of me too? 562 00:44:37,134 --> 00:44:41,047 No, we do not have a sense of humour we're aware of. May we come in? 563 00:44:42,734 --> 00:44:43,564 Sure. 564 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:45,163 -Thank you. -Lemonade? 565 00:44:45,414 --> 00:44:46,767 Oh, yes, please. 566 00:44:51,214 --> 00:44:53,523 The chief of police came to the house... 567 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:55,651 ...and did an investigation. 568 00:44:56,134 --> 00:44:59,126 Took a police report and writ down everything I said... 569 00:44:59,374 --> 00:45:01,092 ...not believing one thing I said. 570 00:45:01,334 --> 00:45:02,972 Sort of poking fun at me. 571 00:45:03,214 --> 00:45:05,205 He asked me, "If he was murdered... 572 00:45:05,454 --> 00:45:07,763 ...how was he able to walk back in the house?" 573 00:45:08,014 --> 00:45:10,733 I gotta admit to you that that one got me stumped. 574 00:45:11,134 --> 00:45:13,568 I tell you, I know Edgar, and that wasn't Edgar. 575 00:45:15,054 --> 00:45:17,887 It was like something was wearing Edgar. 576 00:45:19,814 --> 00:45:21,008 Like a suit... 577 00:45:21,614 --> 00:45:22,967 ...an Edgar suit. 578 00:45:30,254 --> 00:45:32,848 Dude was that ugly before he was an alien. 579 00:45:35,654 --> 00:45:37,406 I'm sorry. 580 00:45:37,774 --> 00:45:38,763 Go on. 581 00:45:39,734 --> 00:45:40,849 Anyway... 582 00:45:41,094 --> 00:45:43,050 ...I come to and he's gone. 583 00:45:44,054 --> 00:45:44,964 He say anything? 584 00:45:45,294 --> 00:45:48,013 Yes. He asked me for some water. 585 00:45:48,614 --> 00:45:50,366 Some sugar water. 586 00:45:50,734 --> 00:45:51,769 Sugar water? 587 00:45:52,014 --> 00:45:54,892 I remember that right. I thought that that was odd... 588 00:45:55,254 --> 00:45:59,167 ...that he asked me for sugar water and not lemonade or ice water... 589 00:45:59,574 --> 00:46:00,768 ...or regular water... 590 00:46:01,014 --> 00:46:02,208 ...tap water. 591 00:46:03,254 --> 00:46:05,814 All right, Beatrice. There was no alien. 592 00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:08,249 The flash of light was not a U.F.O. 593 00:46:08,494 --> 00:46:12,612 Gas was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus. 594 00:46:12,854 --> 00:46:14,048 Wait a minute. 595 00:46:14,294 --> 00:46:17,570 That thing erases her memory, and you just make up a new one? 596 00:46:17,814 --> 00:46:19,372 A standard-issue neuralizer. 597 00:46:19,614 --> 00:46:22,208 That weak-ass story is the best you came up with? 598 00:46:22,534 --> 00:46:24,968 All right. On a more personal note... 599 00:46:25,214 --> 00:46:29,048 ...Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend. You'll stay with your mama... 600 00:46:29,294 --> 00:46:30,613 ...and decide you're better off. 601 00:46:30,854 --> 00:46:34,369 Yeah, because he never appreciated you anyway. 602 00:46:34,934 --> 00:46:36,765 In fact, you know what? 603 00:46:37,014 --> 00:46:39,608 You kicked him out. And now that he's gone... 604 00:46:39,854 --> 00:46:42,846 ...you'll go in town, find yourself some nice dresses. 605 00:46:43,094 --> 00:46:46,973 Get yourself some shoes. Find somewhere you could get a facial. 606 00:46:48,494 --> 00:46:51,645 And hire a decorator to come in here quick because...damn! 607 00:46:59,454 --> 00:47:01,172 When do I get my own flashy... 608 00:47:01,414 --> 00:47:02,733 ...memory messer-upper? 609 00:47:02,974 --> 00:47:03,929 When you grow up. 610 00:47:07,894 --> 00:47:08,804 Please. Not green. 611 00:47:10,254 --> 00:47:11,164 Oh, damn! 612 00:47:12,854 --> 00:47:15,573 Do you know which alien leaves a green spectral trail... 613 00:47:15,814 --> 00:47:17,088 ...and craves sugar water? 614 00:47:18,054 --> 00:47:21,729 That was on Jeopardy last night. Damn, Alex said it was.... 615 00:47:21,974 --> 00:47:23,726 Zed, we have a bug. 616 00:47:24,414 --> 00:47:27,053 So.... What? We don't like bugs? 617 00:47:27,294 --> 00:47:29,364 Bugs thrive on carnage, tiger. 618 00:47:29,814 --> 00:47:33,966 They consume, infest, destroy, live off the death of other species. 619 00:47:34,214 --> 00:47:36,170 You were stung as a child, right? 620 00:47:36,774 --> 00:47:40,244 Imagine a giant cockroach with unlimited strength... 621 00:47:40,494 --> 00:47:43,930 ...a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper... 622 00:47:44,134 --> 00:47:47,285 ...is terrorizing Manhattan Island in a new Edgar suit. 623 00:47:48,414 --> 00:47:49,483 That sound like fun? 624 00:47:51,814 --> 00:47:52,849 What's the move? 625 00:47:53,974 --> 00:47:56,329 With a bug in town, we'll watch the morgues. 626 00:48:08,174 --> 00:48:09,926 Where do you want contestant number 3? 627 00:48:10,134 --> 00:48:11,567 Just leave it there. 628 00:48:11,814 --> 00:48:12,849 What's with the cat? 629 00:48:13,094 --> 00:48:16,006 There's a problem with the cat. Sign here. 630 00:48:16,254 --> 00:48:18,927 -What's the problem with the cat? -It's your problem. 631 00:48:22,134 --> 00:48:23,613 I hate the living. 632 00:48:25,534 --> 00:48:26,853 Shall we? 633 00:48:55,294 --> 00:48:57,091 Oh, my God! 634 00:49:01,014 --> 00:49:02,925 Buddy, what are you? 635 00:49:10,974 --> 00:49:14,091 Subject was approximately 112 degrees at time of autopsy... 636 00:49:14,334 --> 00:49:16,404 ...indicating a temperature increase. 637 00:49:16,654 --> 00:49:20,613 Examiner tried to verify this rectally, but the subject had no rectum. 638 00:49:20,854 --> 00:49:22,207 Which is really- 639 00:49:22,454 --> 00:49:23,284 Weird. 640 00:49:24,134 --> 00:49:28,127 I'm Dr. Leo Manville, Department of Public Health. This is Dr. White. 641 00:49:29,134 --> 00:49:31,090 You must not have a home life. 642 00:49:31,294 --> 00:49:34,411 We watch the morgues carefully. You have something unusual? 643 00:49:34,654 --> 00:49:36,849 I'd say so. Triple homicide. 644 00:49:37,094 --> 00:49:38,894 The first body was normal, except he was broken in half. 645 00:49:38,894 --> 00:49:40,122 The first body was normal, except he was broken in half. 646 00:49:40,374 --> 00:49:42,763 But when I opened up the other two, well.... 647 00:49:43,014 --> 00:49:43,924 Let me show you. 648 00:49:50,574 --> 00:49:53,566 There's a skeletal structure unlike anything I've seen. 649 00:49:53,814 --> 00:49:55,213 I'll have a look at it. 650 00:49:55,414 --> 00:49:57,530 You and Dr. Weaver check the other body. 651 00:49:57,734 --> 00:49:59,053 This way, doctor. 652 00:49:59,734 --> 00:50:01,531 This one's even stranger. 653 00:50:02,414 --> 00:50:04,974 I did a laparotomy. I started with the stomach. 654 00:50:05,214 --> 00:50:08,524 But we can start with the gastroesophageal junction. 655 00:50:09,614 --> 00:50:12,412 Let's start wherever you started at. 656 00:50:12,854 --> 00:50:14,128 Okey-dokey. 657 00:50:22,494 --> 00:50:24,007 -Is this your cat? -It is now. 658 00:50:24,214 --> 00:50:26,489 It came in with the body. Dive right in. 659 00:50:26,694 --> 00:50:28,332 I'm sure he won't mind. 660 00:50:31,814 --> 00:50:33,611 You have really pretty eyes. 661 00:50:34,574 --> 00:50:35,529 Thank you. 662 00:50:39,214 --> 00:50:40,090 Feel that? 663 00:50:40,294 --> 00:50:43,206 Where the pyloric junction would be? Push it aside. 664 00:50:43,694 --> 00:50:46,572 Notice anything strange? Stomach, liver, lungs.... 665 00:50:46,974 --> 00:50:48,771 Nope, all fine. 666 00:50:49,014 --> 00:50:50,447 They're all missing. 667 00:50:51,174 --> 00:50:52,004 Of course. 668 00:50:52,254 --> 00:50:55,087 That's obviously the first thing I noticed. 669 00:50:55,614 --> 00:50:58,492 What I was pointing out is the fact that there are no... 670 00:50:59,614 --> 00:51:00,888 ...pieces... 671 00:51:01,134 --> 00:51:02,567 ...of them left. 672 00:51:02,814 --> 00:51:05,726 You know, so they're intact... 673 00:51:06,174 --> 00:51:09,166 ...wherever they are whole. That we can be sure of. 674 00:51:09,374 --> 00:51:10,727 Have we met before? 675 00:51:11,534 --> 00:51:13,525 I'm having a feeling of deja vu. 676 00:51:14,974 --> 00:51:17,204 -Yeah, me too. -Really? 677 00:51:17,974 --> 00:51:20,329 Wanna know what I think? Don't tell him. 678 00:51:20,574 --> 00:51:23,771 He's under enough stress. I don't think it's a real body. 679 00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:27,211 I think it's some kind of transport unit for something else. 680 00:51:27,454 --> 00:51:29,206 The question is, what? 681 00:51:30,054 --> 00:51:31,533 Is this freaking you out? 682 00:51:34,414 --> 00:51:35,563 No, girl. 683 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,927 You know what I like to do sometimes when it's late? 684 00:51:44,094 --> 00:51:45,368 Dr. White. 685 00:51:47,054 --> 00:51:48,328 Excuse me. 686 00:51:52,854 --> 00:51:53,969 What do you think? 687 00:51:54,494 --> 00:51:57,566 Interesting. She got a "Queen of the Undead" thing going- 688 00:51:57,814 --> 00:51:59,042 Of the body. 689 00:51:59,254 --> 00:52:00,050 Great body. 690 00:52:00,254 --> 00:52:01,892 The dead body. 691 00:52:02,654 --> 00:52:04,531 You have to look at that thing. 692 00:52:04,854 --> 00:52:06,207 You recognize him? 693 00:52:06,894 --> 00:52:10,250 He looks like the big guy I saw at headquarters, only deader. 694 00:52:10,494 --> 00:52:11,768 What killed him? 695 00:52:13,014 --> 00:52:13,924 A bug? 696 00:52:14,774 --> 00:52:16,002 You're up, slugger. 697 00:52:19,894 --> 00:52:21,043 Look at this. 698 00:52:22,774 --> 00:52:24,127 What the hell is that? 699 00:52:41,934 --> 00:52:43,287 Must.... 700 00:52:44,894 --> 00:52:46,771 To prevent... 701 00:52:49,134 --> 00:52:50,965 ...contest. 702 00:52:51,974 --> 00:52:53,373 What are you saying? 703 00:52:53,614 --> 00:52:54,967 To prevent.... 704 00:52:55,214 --> 00:52:56,647 To prevent... 705 00:52:56,934 --> 00:52:57,923 ...struggle? 706 00:53:00,254 --> 00:53:01,243 To prevent.... 707 00:53:01,774 --> 00:53:02,650 War? 708 00:53:03,014 --> 00:53:04,163 War. 709 00:53:06,654 --> 00:53:08,133 The Galaxy... 710 00:53:09,454 --> 00:53:11,126 ...is on... 711 00:53:11,534 --> 00:53:13,365 ...Orion's... 712 00:53:15,774 --> 00:53:16,570 ...be- 713 00:53:19,374 --> 00:53:20,773 What is word? 714 00:53:21,374 --> 00:53:22,648 The bed? 715 00:53:23,134 --> 00:53:25,045 Belt? Orion's belt? 716 00:53:44,494 --> 00:53:47,725 "To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt." 717 00:53:47,974 --> 00:53:49,805 What the hell does that mean? 718 00:53:53,134 --> 00:53:54,567 Doctor... 719 00:53:54,774 --> 00:53:56,048 ...whatever, come here. 720 00:53:56,294 --> 00:54:00,128 Dr. Whatever? You guys aren't really from the Department of Health. 721 00:54:00,414 --> 00:54:02,166 Rosenberg. Damn! 722 00:54:02,414 --> 00:54:06,566 The Arquillians won't like this. He was one of the royal family. 723 00:54:06,854 --> 00:54:08,003 This is an alien... 724 00:54:08,214 --> 00:54:11,411 ...and you're from a government agency keeping it under wraps. 725 00:54:11,614 --> 00:54:14,731 He said, "To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt." 726 00:54:14,974 --> 00:54:17,090 How else do you explain New York? 727 00:54:17,294 --> 00:54:19,569 I was in this cab, and this guy was- 728 00:54:21,374 --> 00:54:23,410 "Galaxy on Orion's belt" makes no sense. 729 00:54:23,614 --> 00:54:27,402 That's what the little dude inside the big dude's head said, right? 730 00:54:27,614 --> 00:54:30,447 Damn, man! You did the flashy thing already. 731 00:54:30,694 --> 00:54:33,162 Whoever you are, you'll have to show me I.D. 732 00:54:33,414 --> 00:54:36,326 Of course, young lady. Look at this for me, please. 733 00:54:36,574 --> 00:54:38,326 -Would you stop that? -What? 734 00:54:38,534 --> 00:54:40,570 That thing will give her brain cancer. 735 00:54:40,814 --> 00:54:42,964 Never hurt her before. Close the doors. 736 00:54:43,214 --> 00:54:44,932 Special Services will be here. 737 00:54:45,174 --> 00:54:47,927 How many times have you flashy-thinged that woman? 738 00:54:48,174 --> 00:54:48,970 Couple. 739 00:54:49,214 --> 00:54:52,331 -Don't you worry about long-term damage? -A little. 740 00:54:52,574 --> 00:54:54,405 -Have you flashy-thinged me? -No. 741 00:54:54,654 --> 00:54:57,009 I ain't playing with you! Have you? 742 00:55:06,254 --> 00:55:09,166 I think I should be in charge of the flashy thing. 743 00:55:09,414 --> 00:55:10,767 Not while I'm around. 744 00:55:11,014 --> 00:55:13,130 You'll fricassee someone's brain. 745 00:55:13,374 --> 00:55:17,208 We got two dead aliens and a medical examiner needs a new memory. 746 00:55:19,694 --> 00:55:21,924 Make it a happy memory. 747 00:55:53,814 --> 00:55:55,805 Where is it?! 748 00:56:37,814 --> 00:56:39,213 Hey, Zed. 749 00:56:39,734 --> 00:56:42,407 Doesn't anybody ever get any sleep around here? 750 00:56:42,654 --> 00:56:46,408 The twins keep us on Centurian time. It's a 37-hour day. 751 00:56:46,614 --> 00:56:48,764 Give it a few months. You'll get used to it. 752 00:56:49,014 --> 00:56:50,572 Or have a psychotic episode. 753 00:56:51,054 --> 00:56:52,123 Here's Orion. 754 00:56:52,334 --> 00:56:55,212 It's a grouping of the brightest stars in the northern sky. 755 00:56:55,454 --> 00:56:57,922 -Here's Orion's belt. -The little guy said: 756 00:56:58,174 --> 00:57:01,371 "To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt." 757 00:57:01,614 --> 00:57:03,764 There are no galaxies on Orion's belt. 758 00:57:04,014 --> 00:57:07,563 The belt is just these three stars. Galaxies are huge. 759 00:57:07,774 --> 00:57:11,733 They're made up of billions of stars. You heard wrong. 760 00:57:12,574 --> 00:57:14,929 Look, whatever, I know what I heard. 761 00:57:50,534 --> 00:57:51,808 Pretty lady. 762 00:57:58,014 --> 00:58:02,405 That grumpy guy's story's starting to come into focus a little bit here. 763 00:58:03,094 --> 00:58:06,166 So you were the guy in that picture with the flowers? 764 00:58:07,094 --> 00:58:10,291 And, I take it, she never got those flowers. 765 00:58:10,974 --> 00:58:13,727 So, what, she ever get married or anything? 766 00:58:14,894 --> 00:58:17,692 They say it's better to have loved and lost... 767 00:58:17,894 --> 00:58:19,930 ...than never to have loved at all. 768 00:58:20,174 --> 00:58:21,209 Try it. 769 00:58:26,654 --> 00:58:27,723 Look at this. 770 00:58:27,974 --> 00:58:29,373 They're all leaving. 771 00:58:29,614 --> 00:58:33,368 We've had 12 jumps in the last hour. Redgick was just the first. 772 00:58:34,214 --> 00:58:35,932 What do they know that we don't? 773 00:58:36,174 --> 00:58:37,653 Why does a rat desert a ship? 774 00:58:37,854 --> 00:58:41,529 Give me Lem Sat 4, please, with a proton induction thermoscan. 775 00:58:43,294 --> 00:58:45,444 Thank you. Okay. Lem Sat 18. 776 00:58:47,494 --> 00:58:48,643 All right, 4000. 777 00:58:52,854 --> 00:58:54,253 An Arquillian battle cruiser. 778 00:58:54,494 --> 00:58:57,054 And we've got a dead Arquillian prince. 779 00:58:58,774 --> 00:59:00,207 Speak of the devil. 780 00:59:01,214 --> 00:59:02,090 They sound pissed. 781 00:59:02,334 --> 00:59:03,733 Translate that. Step on it. 782 00:59:04,094 --> 00:59:07,450 Go to Rosenberg's jewellery store, and see what you can turn up. 783 00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:14,368 Give the kid a weapon. 784 00:59:23,814 --> 00:59:26,931 -Series 4 De-atomizer. -That's what I'm talking about. 785 00:59:27,134 --> 00:59:28,726 Noisy Cricket. 786 00:59:30,774 --> 00:59:32,685 Kay, no, no, come on, man. 787 00:59:32,934 --> 00:59:35,289 You get a Series 4 De-atomizer... 788 00:59:35,534 --> 00:59:37,331 ...I get a little midget Cricket? 789 00:59:41,174 --> 00:59:43,005 Feel like I'm gonna break it. 790 01:00:25,614 --> 01:00:27,809 Hey, this is my truck! 791 01:00:28,854 --> 01:00:31,846 Make sure you tell them that down at the impound. 792 01:00:38,894 --> 01:00:40,771 Please. 793 01:00:49,814 --> 01:00:52,169 Who breaks into a jewellery store and leaves the jewels? 794 01:00:52,414 --> 01:00:54,484 Somebody not looking for jewellery. 795 01:00:56,654 --> 01:00:59,009 This guy had a serious crush on his cat. 796 01:01:01,534 --> 01:01:02,410 Get down! 797 01:01:07,534 --> 01:01:08,523 Man! 798 01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:12,165 That's him. That's the bug! 799 01:01:12,374 --> 01:01:13,693 In the Edgar suit! 800 01:01:34,494 --> 01:01:37,133 We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public! 801 01:01:37,374 --> 01:01:39,251 We ain't got time for this bullshit! 802 01:01:39,494 --> 01:01:41,769 There's a alien battle cruiser about to- 803 01:01:42,014 --> 01:01:44,767 There's always an alien battle cruiser or a death ray... 804 01:01:45,014 --> 01:01:47,733 ...or an intergalactic plague about to wipe out life on Earth. 805 01:01:47,974 --> 01:01:50,772 The only way people get on with their happy lives... 806 01:01:50,974 --> 01:01:53,568 ...is they do not know about it! 807 01:01:58,134 --> 01:01:59,965 And don't worry about the bug. 808 01:02:00,254 --> 01:02:02,529 He's not leaving town. We got his ship. 809 01:02:10,054 --> 01:02:11,965 We need a containment crew... 810 01:02:12,174 --> 01:02:13,766 ... on MacDougal Street. 811 01:02:14,574 --> 01:02:18,044 Containment may be a moot point. The exodus continues. 812 01:02:18,294 --> 01:02:21,969 The party's over, and the last one to leave gets stuck with the check. 813 01:02:22,214 --> 01:02:24,569 You sorry little ingrates! 814 01:02:32,334 --> 01:02:33,926 What about the Arquillians? 815 01:02:34,174 --> 01:02:37,450 We've translated part of the message: "Deliver the Galaxy." 816 01:02:37,694 --> 01:02:40,766 -They don't want much, do they? -Oh, it gets better. 817 01:02:41,014 --> 01:02:42,413 They hold us responsible. 818 01:02:51,014 --> 01:02:52,925 Where do you keep your dead? 819 01:02:53,134 --> 01:02:54,852 I don't have any dead. 820 01:02:55,374 --> 01:02:56,409 Where? 821 01:02:56,654 --> 01:02:57,928 I don't know. 822 01:02:58,414 --> 01:03:00,325 The city morgue? 823 01:03:09,934 --> 01:03:12,243 That's three for a dollar, sir! 824 01:03:12,814 --> 01:03:15,647 It was some light that refracted off of Venus... 825 01:03:15,894 --> 01:03:17,293 ...into some swamp gas... 826 01:03:17,534 --> 01:03:18,967 ...and that's what made the.... 827 01:03:19,214 --> 01:03:20,567 All right, kid! 828 01:03:21,334 --> 01:03:22,687 Excuse me. What's up? 829 01:03:22,934 --> 01:03:25,494 The Arquillians want the Galaxy, whatever that means. 830 01:03:25,694 --> 01:03:27,446 We need help, a professional... 831 01:03:27,694 --> 01:03:30,731 ...with years of experience in intergalactic politics. 832 01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:33,534 I hope the little twerp hasn't skipped town. 833 01:03:35,814 --> 01:03:37,566 If you'll gather over here.... 834 01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:41,045 That's right, move in closer. That's good. Thanks. 835 01:03:41,294 --> 01:03:44,604 If you look right here, I'd appreciate it. Thank you. 836 01:03:57,134 --> 01:03:59,773 The worst disguise ever. He's definitely an alien. 837 01:04:00,014 --> 01:04:02,687 You don't like it, you can kiss my furry butt. 838 01:04:03,334 --> 01:04:04,164 Busy, Frank? 839 01:04:04,414 --> 01:04:06,450 Can't talk now. My flight's leaving in- 840 01:04:06,694 --> 01:04:07,683 Get your paws off! 841 01:04:07,894 --> 01:04:09,043 Call the pound! 842 01:04:09,294 --> 01:04:11,285 The dog owes my friend money. 843 01:04:11,534 --> 01:04:13,047 Arquillians and bugs, what do you know? 844 01:04:13,294 --> 01:04:14,488 -Nothing. -Not a thing? 845 01:04:17,294 --> 01:04:19,728 Stop, stop, stop it! Okay, okay! 846 01:04:20,094 --> 01:04:22,164 Rosenberg wasn't a two-bit Arquillian. 847 01:04:22,374 --> 01:04:25,571 He was the guardian of the Galaxy. He thought he'd be safe on Earth. 848 01:04:25,814 --> 01:04:26,724 The bug had other plans. 849 01:04:26,934 --> 01:04:30,643 The Galaxy is the best source for subatomic energy in the universe. 850 01:04:30,894 --> 01:04:33,533 If the bugs get it, kiss the Arquillians goodbye. 851 01:04:33,774 --> 01:04:34,763 Ask about the belt. 852 01:04:35,014 --> 01:04:37,574 Rosenberg mentioned Orion's belt. What did he mean? 853 01:04:37,814 --> 01:04:39,532 -Beats me. -Beats you? 854 01:04:40,294 --> 01:04:41,409 Not around. 855 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:46,170 It's a ventriloquist act. 856 01:04:46,414 --> 01:04:48,211 The Galaxy is here! 857 01:04:49,014 --> 01:04:49,810 Here? 858 01:04:50,014 --> 01:04:52,482 A galaxy's millions of stars and planets. 859 01:04:52,734 --> 01:04:55,123 When will you learn that size doesn't matter? 860 01:04:55,574 --> 01:04:58,486 If something's important, it doesn't mean it's not small. 861 01:04:58,814 --> 01:04:59,769 How small? 862 01:04:59,974 --> 01:05:01,965 The size of a marble or a jewel. 863 01:05:02,454 --> 01:05:05,014 Excuse me. I gotta be walked before my flight. 864 01:05:05,254 --> 01:05:06,084 Get out of here. 865 01:05:08,534 --> 01:05:11,765 If the Galaxy's here, it's not on Orion's belt. 866 01:05:31,214 --> 01:05:33,170 When you want attention.... 867 01:05:34,574 --> 01:05:35,370 Orion. 868 01:05:35,574 --> 01:05:37,246 That's a pretty name. 869 01:05:37,774 --> 01:05:39,253 What's this? 870 01:06:31,494 --> 01:06:33,530 Yes, good, thank you. 871 01:06:33,774 --> 01:06:36,732 Thank you for making sure the bell works. 872 01:06:39,334 --> 01:06:40,972 What's up, Farmer John? 873 01:06:42,454 --> 01:06:44,922 A man came in here earlier. 874 01:06:45,494 --> 01:06:46,290 A dead man. 875 01:06:46,534 --> 01:06:48,411 And that means what to me? 876 01:06:50,374 --> 01:06:53,127 It was a very dear friend of mine. 877 01:06:53,814 --> 01:06:55,805 I believe he had an animal with him. 878 01:06:56,054 --> 01:06:58,488 It was a gift I gave him. A pet cat. 879 01:06:58,734 --> 01:07:00,292 It means worlds to me. 880 01:07:00,534 --> 01:07:02,206 I'd like to have it back. 881 01:07:02,454 --> 01:07:05,764 I'll need picture I.D., proof of ownership of the cat... 882 01:07:06,014 --> 01:07:09,370 ...notarized proof of kinship with the deceased. 883 01:07:10,294 --> 01:07:11,647 Don't do that. 884 01:07:13,334 --> 01:07:14,369 Do what? 885 01:07:15,494 --> 01:07:16,927 Don't do it. 886 01:07:19,414 --> 01:07:20,733 Oh, man. 887 01:07:35,774 --> 01:07:37,924 Look, Kay, let me handle this one. 888 01:07:38,174 --> 01:07:40,768 All we gotta do is get a cat. It's not that hard. 889 01:07:41,014 --> 01:07:45,132 But if you go in there, you'll start flashing your brain ray in her face. 890 01:07:45,334 --> 01:07:46,926 She'll wind up with leukemia. 891 01:07:47,174 --> 01:07:50,849 The doctor don't need you flashing away her med-school classes. Five minutes. 892 01:07:51,094 --> 01:07:52,368 Two minutes. 893 01:07:54,774 --> 01:07:55,763 Where's the animal? 894 01:07:56,014 --> 01:07:57,413 I said I don't know. 895 01:07:57,614 --> 01:07:59,809 Well, let's see if we can find it. 896 01:08:05,014 --> 01:08:06,083 Hello! 897 01:08:14,974 --> 01:08:16,043 Hello! 898 01:08:20,294 --> 01:08:21,773 -How you doing? -Hello. 899 01:08:22,014 --> 01:08:24,812 I'm Sergeant Friday from the 26th Precinct. 900 01:08:25,054 --> 01:08:27,522 A cat came in with a corpse the other day. 901 01:08:27,774 --> 01:08:29,765 -"Orion" on the nametag? -Right. 902 01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:33,407 Well, this cat is a witness... 903 01:08:33,654 --> 01:08:36,009 ...in a murder case. I'll need to take him. 904 01:08:36,254 --> 01:08:37,767 I don't know where the cat is. 905 01:08:38,014 --> 01:08:39,242 You don't? 906 01:08:39,774 --> 01:08:42,368 No, but maybe you could take me with you instead. 907 01:08:44,294 --> 01:08:47,172 Damn, you do start fast, don't you? 908 01:08:47,374 --> 01:08:49,092 I'd really like to go with you... 909 01:08:49,414 --> 01:08:50,369 ...now. 910 01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:53,569 And exactly why is that? 911 01:09:00,574 --> 01:09:02,485 I need to show you something. 912 01:09:03,054 --> 01:09:03,964 Slow down. 913 01:09:04,214 --> 01:09:07,331 -Girl, don't hit the gas like that! -You don't understand. 914 01:09:07,574 --> 01:09:09,724 You really need to see this. 915 01:09:09,974 --> 01:09:14,365 I will. One thing. I gotta drive. It's not some macho trip. 916 01:09:14,574 --> 01:09:16,883 That's just the way I get down. 917 01:09:27,574 --> 01:09:30,088 Look, stud, you're really not getting this. 918 01:09:30,294 --> 01:09:33,286 There's something I need you to help me with. 919 01:09:43,774 --> 01:09:44,809 Freeze it! 920 01:09:45,054 --> 01:09:46,043 You are thick! 921 01:09:46,294 --> 01:09:47,363 How could I know? 922 01:09:47,574 --> 01:09:48,768 Did I have to sing it? 923 01:09:49,014 --> 01:09:50,493 You were like a drunk prom date. 924 01:09:50,734 --> 01:09:54,443 Typical. Anytime a woman shows even a hint of sexual independence-- 925 01:09:54,654 --> 01:09:55,450 Shut up! 926 01:09:55,654 --> 01:09:56,450 Let her go! 927 01:09:56,654 --> 01:09:58,372 Listen, monkey-boy... 928 01:09:58,614 --> 01:10:01,686 ...I'm on the top rung of the evolutionary ladder. 929 01:10:01,934 --> 01:10:02,969 So can it. 930 01:10:03,214 --> 01:10:05,603 Show me your face, and I'll cure your ills. 931 01:10:05,894 --> 01:10:09,125 Ever pull wings off a fly? Care to see the fly get even? 932 01:10:09,334 --> 01:10:10,687 What about your ship? 933 01:10:10,934 --> 01:10:13,732 If that's what you call that trash we got locked up. 934 01:10:13,974 --> 01:10:16,249 -Put your weapons down! -Won't happen. 935 01:10:16,494 --> 01:10:17,290 It's okay. 936 01:10:17,574 --> 01:10:19,053 How is it okay? 937 01:10:19,294 --> 01:10:21,285 I'm saying it's gonna be okay. 938 01:10:21,534 --> 01:10:23,365 Don't bet on it, meat sack. 939 01:10:32,734 --> 01:10:34,213 Let me go! 940 01:10:44,734 --> 01:10:45,928 Go on! 941 01:10:49,774 --> 01:10:51,002 Take me here. 942 01:10:51,254 --> 01:10:52,050 No way. 943 01:10:53,454 --> 01:10:54,250 Take me! 944 01:11:11,574 --> 01:11:12,370 He's in a cab! 945 01:11:33,934 --> 01:11:36,209 Don't move! Don't move! Don't move! 946 01:11:36,734 --> 01:11:38,133 Hey, man, what? 947 01:11:48,934 --> 01:11:51,653 He's not leaving the planet in a cab. Let's go. 948 01:11:56,414 --> 01:11:58,974 Put up a bionet all the way around Manhattan. 949 01:11:59,214 --> 01:12:01,409 If it's not human, it doesn't leave. 950 01:12:02,734 --> 01:12:04,247 What do we hear from upstairs? 951 01:12:04,494 --> 01:12:05,643 "Deliver the Galaxy." 952 01:12:05,894 --> 01:12:08,772 The bug's got the Galaxy, but we got his ship. 953 01:12:11,814 --> 01:12:14,044 Warning: Plutonic fusion detection. 954 01:12:15,094 --> 01:12:17,369 Warning: Plutonic fusion detection. 955 01:12:21,854 --> 01:12:24,288 -Why are they shooting at us? -Battle rules. 956 01:12:24,534 --> 01:12:28,607 We get an ultimatum, a warning shot, then a galactic week to respond. 957 01:12:29,174 --> 01:12:31,608 A galactic week? How the hell long is that? 958 01:12:31,854 --> 01:12:32,889 One hour. 959 01:12:33,254 --> 01:12:34,369 One hour? 960 01:12:34,894 --> 01:12:35,929 Then what? 961 01:12:41,054 --> 01:12:42,203 That's bullshit! 962 01:12:42,414 --> 01:12:46,202 To keep the bugs from getting it, Arquillians will destroy that galaxy. 963 01:12:46,454 --> 01:12:48,843 And whatever planet it's on. 964 01:12:49,934 --> 01:12:51,333 You're talking about us. 965 01:12:51,574 --> 01:12:52,927 Sucks, huh? 966 01:12:55,414 --> 01:12:58,053 I'll get the location of every interstellar vehicle. 967 01:12:58,294 --> 01:13:00,364 I already did. Frank took the last ship. 968 01:13:00,614 --> 01:13:02,684 -Sneden's Landing and Throg's Neck. -Gone. 969 01:13:02,934 --> 01:13:04,652 -What about Atlantic City? -Gone. 970 01:13:04,894 --> 01:13:06,247 -Bayonne? -Gone. 971 01:13:06,494 --> 01:13:08,928 -There's Three Mile lsland. -Gone. 972 01:13:09,174 --> 01:13:11,165 -Staten lsland? -Gone, thank God. 973 01:13:11,574 --> 01:13:15,283 We're running out of time. If that bug gets off Earth, we're bug food. 974 01:13:15,534 --> 01:13:16,569 Hey, old guys! 975 01:13:21,454 --> 01:13:23,251 Do those still work? 976 01:13:37,854 --> 01:13:39,810 -You're coming with me. -What? 977 01:13:40,334 --> 01:13:42,134 It's a long trip. I'll need a snack. 978 01:13:42,134 --> 01:13:43,089 It's a long trip. I'll need a snack. 979 01:13:48,854 --> 01:13:49,764 The tunnel? 980 01:13:50,014 --> 01:13:52,767 -You know a better way to Queens? -It'll be packed! 981 01:14:05,654 --> 01:14:06,882 Remember the red button? 982 01:14:07,494 --> 01:14:09,086 Push the red button. 983 01:14:09,854 --> 01:14:11,128 Put on a seat belt. 984 01:14:23,174 --> 01:14:25,688 You're much too tense. You're young. Relax. 985 01:14:25,934 --> 01:14:27,606 Take some joy in your work. 986 01:14:27,854 --> 01:14:28,969 Do you like music? 987 01:14:32,974 --> 01:14:33,963 That's better. 988 01:14:34,174 --> 01:14:37,484 -in Norfolk, Virginia California on my mind 989 01:14:37,934 --> 01:14:40,494 I straddled that Greyhound And rode him into Raleigh 990 01:14:40,694 --> 01:14:42,412 And on across Caroline 991 01:14:42,814 --> 01:14:45,647 Somebody help me Get out of Louisiana 992 01:14:47,534 --> 01:14:49,809 There are people there Who care a little 'bout me 993 01:14:50,014 --> 01:14:53,245 -And won't let the poor boy down -All right, now! 994 01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:05,847 You do know Elvis is dead? 995 01:15:06,094 --> 01:15:08,528 No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home. 996 01:15:23,254 --> 01:15:24,733 You don't wanna eat me. 997 01:15:24,974 --> 01:15:27,647 I'm an important person on my planet. Like a queen! 998 01:15:27,854 --> 01:15:30,573 A goddess, even. There are those who worship me. 999 01:15:30,814 --> 01:15:32,486 I'm not trying to impress you. 1000 01:15:32,734 --> 01:15:34,690 I'm just saying it could start a war! 1001 01:15:34,934 --> 01:15:37,368 Good, war. That means more food for my family. 1002 01:15:37,614 --> 01:15:40,845 All 78 million of them. That's a lot of mouths to feed. 1003 01:15:41,054 --> 01:15:43,568 You're a wonderful dad, but I'm staying here! 1004 01:16:04,334 --> 01:16:06,370 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 1005 01:16:07,614 --> 01:16:09,366 Roaches check in. 1006 01:16:11,334 --> 01:16:12,528 They don't check out. 1007 01:16:17,134 --> 01:16:21,013 Warning.: Eight minutes to the destruction of Earth. 1008 01:16:22,734 --> 01:16:23,962 Eight minutes... 1009 01:16:24,214 --> 01:16:25,408 ... to destruction. 1010 01:17:08,774 --> 01:17:11,493 We'll use pulsar level five with an implosion factor. 1011 01:17:11,734 --> 01:17:12,530 What?! 1012 01:17:12,734 --> 01:17:15,806 Just shoot the damn thing on the count of three. One... 1013 01:17:16,054 --> 01:17:17,203 ...two, three! 1014 01:18:15,454 --> 01:18:16,967 You idiots! 1015 01:18:18,174 --> 01:18:19,892 You don't get it! 1016 01:18:20,134 --> 01:18:20,964 I've won. 1017 01:18:21,774 --> 01:18:21,974 It's over. 1018 01:18:21,974 --> 01:18:23,487 It's over. 1019 01:18:23,934 --> 01:18:25,765 You're milk-suckers! 1020 01:18:26,374 --> 01:18:27,966 You don't matter. 1021 01:18:28,254 --> 01:18:30,609 In a few seconds, you won't even be matter. 1022 01:18:30,854 --> 01:18:33,448 You're under arrest for violating the Tycho Treaty. 1023 01:18:33,694 --> 01:18:36,333 So hand over whatever galaxy you might be carrying... 1024 01:18:36,574 --> 01:18:39,168 ...and put your hands on your head. 1025 01:18:43,974 --> 01:18:45,726 I'll put my hands... 1026 01:18:48,134 --> 01:18:49,328 ...on my head. 1027 01:18:53,574 --> 01:18:54,529 Like this? 1028 01:19:22,654 --> 01:19:24,645 That did not go the way I planned. 1029 01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:26,486 Don't let him on the second ship. 1030 01:19:26,734 --> 01:19:29,532 -What are you talking about? -Keep him on this planet. 1031 01:19:29,774 --> 01:19:31,651 Where are you going? 1032 01:19:32,254 --> 01:19:34,051 I'm gonna get my gun back. 1033 01:19:36,734 --> 01:19:37,530 Hey, bug! 1034 01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:40,572 You know how many of your kind I've swatted with a paper? 1035 01:19:40,814 --> 01:19:43,203 You're just a smear on the sports page... 1036 01:19:43,454 --> 01:19:46,252 ...you slimy, gut-sucking, intestinal parasite! 1037 01:19:46,734 --> 01:19:48,087 Eat me! 1038 01:19:48,294 --> 01:19:49,568 Eat me! 1039 01:20:07,134 --> 01:20:08,010 What's up? 1040 01:20:08,574 --> 01:20:11,646 You just gonna eat and run? What about dessert? 1041 01:20:17,374 --> 01:20:18,727 That's it? 1042 01:20:19,134 --> 01:20:22,444 Where you going? This party's just getting started. 1043 01:20:23,174 --> 01:20:24,448 Where you going? 1044 01:20:25,414 --> 01:20:27,052 Where you going? 1045 01:20:28,174 --> 01:20:29,209 Let me tell you. 1046 01:20:29,454 --> 01:20:32,764 There's only one way off this planet, and that's through me. 1047 01:21:14,534 --> 01:21:15,933 Where you going? 1048 01:21:16,774 --> 01:21:18,207 Why you running, huh? 1049 01:21:18,654 --> 01:21:20,292 I'm still standing. 1050 01:21:20,934 --> 01:21:22,845 Come on, bring it. Bring it! 1051 01:21:41,894 --> 01:21:44,249 I'm sorry. Was that your auntie? 1052 01:21:46,374 --> 01:21:48,126 That means that's your uncle. 1053 01:21:51,014 --> 01:21:52,208 You all look alike. 1054 01:22:00,254 --> 01:22:01,972 Well, well. 1055 01:22:02,214 --> 01:22:05,570 Big, bad bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh? 1056 01:22:09,094 --> 01:22:11,085 I can't understand why you gotta... 1057 01:22:11,334 --> 01:22:13,689 ...come down here bringing all this ruckus... 1058 01:22:13,934 --> 01:22:16,573 ...snatching up galaxies and everything. 1059 01:22:16,774 --> 01:22:20,733 My attitude is, don't start nothing, won't be nothing. 1060 01:22:26,734 --> 01:22:30,249 Ease up out of my face before something bad happens to you. 1061 01:22:32,254 --> 01:22:33,289 Too late. 1062 01:23:01,774 --> 01:23:04,083 Tell the Arquillians we have the Galaxy. 1063 01:23:04,334 --> 01:23:06,052 You got it, friend. 1064 01:23:07,654 --> 01:23:09,690 Going to get your gun back, huh? 1065 01:23:09,934 --> 01:23:11,333 I like this gun. 1066 01:23:12,054 --> 01:23:16,093 While you was in there playing around, I was doing all the work. 1067 01:23:16,334 --> 01:23:19,167 I had to bean him in the head with this big rock. 1068 01:23:19,414 --> 01:23:21,245 I was gonna hit him with a 2-by-4. 1069 01:23:21,494 --> 01:23:23,007 He kicked me. It hurt. 1070 01:23:23,254 --> 01:23:25,893 But then I got to the fire. I was like that with it. 1071 01:23:26,134 --> 01:23:28,443 Not bad for your second day of work, is it? 1072 01:23:29,254 --> 01:23:32,451 This definitely rates a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-metre. 1073 01:23:32,854 --> 01:23:36,449 Should've been here for the Zeronion migration in 1968. 1074 01:23:38,974 --> 01:23:41,488 I guess you weren't even alive in '68. 1075 01:23:46,934 --> 01:23:49,448 Interesting job you guys have. 1076 01:24:04,934 --> 01:24:06,686 I know we got these rules... 1077 01:24:06,934 --> 01:24:09,084 ...but she did help us bust that bug. 1078 01:24:09,334 --> 01:24:11,894 Maybe we didn't have to flashy-thing her. 1079 01:24:13,494 --> 01:24:16,566 Come on. Who will she tell? She hang out with dead people. 1080 01:24:16,814 --> 01:24:18,372 It's not for her. 1081 01:24:18,614 --> 01:24:19,842 It's for me. 1082 01:24:21,494 --> 01:24:22,768 What? 1083 01:24:24,894 --> 01:24:26,043 Aren't they beautiful? 1084 01:24:27,774 --> 01:24:28,570 Stars. 1085 01:24:29,174 --> 01:24:32,086 I never look at them anymore, but they actually are... 1086 01:24:34,734 --> 01:24:36,053 ...beautiful. 1087 01:24:40,534 --> 01:24:42,809 Kay, you're frightening your partner. 1088 01:24:43,054 --> 01:24:46,046 I've been training a replacement, not a partner. 1089 01:24:47,054 --> 01:24:48,612 Wait a minute, Kay. 1090 01:24:49,094 --> 01:24:51,244 I cannot do this job by myself. 1091 01:24:51,494 --> 01:24:54,054 Guys, my apartment isn't anywhere near here. 1092 01:24:54,254 --> 01:24:56,131 It's not even on the same island. 1093 01:24:57,654 --> 01:24:58,609 Days... 1094 01:24:58,814 --> 01:24:59,963 ...months... 1095 01:25:00,214 --> 01:25:01,329 ...years. 1096 01:25:01,654 --> 01:25:03,246 Always face it forward. 1097 01:25:12,534 --> 01:25:15,094 I was in an interstellar cockroach's gullet. 1098 01:25:15,334 --> 01:25:17,643 That's one of 100 memories I don't want. 1099 01:25:34,054 --> 01:25:35,328 See you around. 1100 01:25:41,334 --> 01:25:42,449 No... 1101 01:25:43,214 --> 01:25:44,442 ...you won't. 1102 01:26:18,894 --> 01:26:21,010 The high consulate from Solaxium 9... 1103 01:26:21,214 --> 01:26:23,045 ...wants seats for the Bulls game. 1104 01:26:23,294 --> 01:26:25,762 Call Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet. 1105 01:26:27,934 --> 01:26:29,492 Rodman? You're kidding. 1106 01:26:29,774 --> 01:26:30,763 Nope. 1107 01:26:31,334 --> 01:26:33,290 Not much of a disguise.