1 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:08,731 Hello, folks at home. 2 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,505 I'm 100 yards from the top of Mt. Everest. 3 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:16,133 Yet there's a part of me that can't wait to end this silly vacation... 4 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:19,642 ...and get back to work, where the real challenges await. 5 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:23,339 Shouldn't you take your age into consideration, sir? 6 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,475 After all, you're 82 years old. 7 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:27,151 Am I 82? 8 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:31,223 These numbers mean nothing to me. My journey through life has just begun. 9 00:01:31,357 --> 00:01:32,824 Sir! Sir! 10 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:36,094 -Oota tells me the storm's getting worse. -Very, very bad. 11 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:39,427 We must abandon our ascent and go down the mountain immediately. 12 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:42,525 We're so very close to the top, Mr. Puffy Jacket Man. 13 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,539 I'm heading down now, sir. I advise you to do the same. 14 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:47,934 All right, so be it. 15 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,942 See you at the staff meeting on Monday. And I'll bring the Krispy Kremes! 16 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,924 There, once again, the sad footage we've been watching all day. 17 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:19,004 A beloved visionary who turned a single radio station into a global media empire... 18 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:22,564 ...Preston Blake, dead at 82. More after this. 19 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,173 You're watching the Blake Broadcasting Network. 20 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,979 The stock of Blake Media, the parent company of this network... 21 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:34,645 ...plunged this morning on the news of Blake's death... 22 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:38,851 ...but bounced back after a statement by Blake's longtime number 2, Chuck Cedar. 23 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:41,223 All the king's horses and all the king's men... 24 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:44,730 ...couldn't save Preston Blake from becoming a human Popsicle. 25 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:49,666 And sources indicate that Blake, who was single and had no children, left no will. 26 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:53,837 So who inherits Blake's 49 percent stake in the company's stock... 27 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,100 ...valued at $40 billion? 28 00:02:56,442 --> 00:03:00,708 We'll discuss that with people close to Blake, including his longtime barber... 29 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:04,714 ...on tomorrow's lnside Access. Until then, I'm Mac McGrath. 30 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:08,684 -Are we clear? -Clear! 31 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:11,320 Babe? Where's Babe? 32 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,882 -I'll come over and choke you to death. -Babe! 33 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:15,292 I got to go. 34 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,852 Freaking barber! That's the best you could get me? 35 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,627 People tell everything to their barbers. 36 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,167 He's been his closest confidant for more than 20 years. 37 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:28,003 I'm not putting this guy on the air. Get me something better and get it quick. 38 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,708 Or it's your ass. 39 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:35,875 Did we find this heir yet? 40 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,984 We should be getting that information via fax any minute now. 41 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:41,447 I have lawyers looking through birth records... 42 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:44,319 ...in all 50 states, Puerto Rico and Guam. 43 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:48,884 ln fact, we have a little pool going. Guam's paying off at 1000-1. 44 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,052 ls this a joke to you? 45 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:55,657 Some genetic lottery winner now controls the fate of this company. 46 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,329 No, I agree. lt's troubling. 47 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:01,032 Troubling? Your beard is troubling. 48 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:05,705 Your pipe is troubling. Your yellow teeth are really troubling. 49 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:09,608 But if I lose control of this company, it'll be catastrophic. 50 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:18,048 Does anyone know a Dr. Mendlesohn? 51 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,323 Congratulations, you have a spastic colon. 52 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,825 That would explain a lot. 53 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,370 "Longfellow Deeds." 54 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:50,382 Chuck, I think we're there. 55 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:54,020 My God, it's all green. 56 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:03,497 Look at that thing. Fighter pilot on your left. 57 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:06,535 Got that sucker! 58 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:22,782 You guys lost? 59 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:25,653 We're looking for somebody: Longfellow Deeds. 60 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:28,256 ls that Deeds' first name? 61 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,990 lf the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds... 62 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,328 ...then yes, that is Deeds' first name. 63 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:36,434 I don't know Deeds' first name. Maybe it's Greg. 64 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:38,999 -Maybe it's Longfellow. -Maybe. 65 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:42,667 But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him? 66 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,836 No! Thank you. Please, just tell us where Deeds lives. 67 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:49,947 All right, don't get all hyperactive. I'll take you straight to him. 68 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:57,883 Step right in, fellows. 69 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:04,119 -He lives at a pizzeria? -You can't live in a pizzeria. 70 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,358 He lives upstairs. He owns it. 71 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,730 Excuse me. ls Mr. Deeds around? 72 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:13,261 No, I'm sorry, he's out making deliveries. The regular delivery guy called in sick. 73 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:18,510 -But you don't look too sick, Murph. -I forgot I was faking sick today. 74 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:24,142 -You two tricked me into coming here. -Murph, put on an apron and give me a hand. 75 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:27,678 You guys played me like a fiddle. Touché! 76 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,621 ls Mrs. Deeds around? 77 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,659 Mrs. Deeds? I don't think that poor boy ever had a date. 78 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:37,893 -Do you know when he'll be back? -Before lunch is out. Today's Card Day. 79 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:40,224 -Card Day? -Deeds writes greeting cards. 80 00:06:40,299 --> 00:06:43,462 Every Monday, he tries out a few and then he chooses one... 81 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:46,061 ...and sends it to one of the big card companies. 82 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,471 Now, he hasn't sold any yet, but... 83 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:49,969 ...he will. 84 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:52,941 You guys need anything else here? 85 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,880 "To my sweetheart 86 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,577 "I love you completely, with all my soul 87 00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:01,777 "Without you I'm nothing, a butterless roll" 88 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,553 That's good. 89 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:05,886 Like that, gentlemen? 90 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:10,060 Hallmark said it showed potential, which is pretty cool. 91 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:12,427 -Longfellow Deeds? -Just call me Deeds, pal. 92 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:14,329 Easy with that Longfellow stuff. 93 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:16,301 Chuck Cedar, CEO. 94 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:19,065 Cecil Anderson, General Counsel of Blake Media. 95 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:22,138 Handshakes are for strangers. We hug around here, buddy. 96 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,435 What's up? Welcome to town. 97 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,545 Come on, don't be shy. 98 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:31,750 I like that beard. Abe Lincoln-style. Have a seat, boys. 99 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,078 -Murph! -Deeds? 100 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:36,187 -I thought you were sick today. -That was a lie, pal. 101 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,688 You fooled me. 102 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:38,917 -I did? -Yeah. 103 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:40,925 -Mr. Deeds? -Just Deeds. 104 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,955 You sounded so sick on the phone. You're good. Do that sick voice again. 105 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:49,157 Deeds, I can't come to work today. I think I got strep throat. 106 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:55,869 That's unbelievable. You could be a radio actor or something. 107 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:58,406 -Thanks, buddy. -Sure. 108 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:01,512 Hey, Deeds. Read a card already. I got to get back on duty. 109 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,674 I'd better get up there. Good meeting you, gentlemen. 110 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:08,652 Mr. Deeds, does the name Preston Blake mean anything to you? 111 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,879 Mom's maiden name was Blake. 112 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:15,160 Only one this week, but I got a feeling it'll end my losing streak with Hallmark. 113 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,927 Preston Blake was your mother's uncle. 114 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,991 You're kidding me, I got an uncle? Awesome. How's he doing? 115 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,297 He's dead. 116 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:27,295 Oh, no. lf there's anything I can do.... 117 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:29,102 Deeds! Deeds! 118 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,136 I'll be right with you guys. 119 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,279 When Mr. Blake died, he left an enormous fortune. 120 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:38,244 $40 billion. He left it all... 121 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,284 ...to you, Deeds. 122 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:44,146 Wait a minute. 123 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:48,953 What are you talking about, you got to get back on duty? You're not a cop. 124 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,656 You're right. I got this down at the costume shop. 125 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,494 But it can't hurt to pretend. 126 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,328 What a wisenheimer! 127 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:58,426 Okay, everybody, it's showtime. 128 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:02,399 I call this "50th Anniversary Card." 129 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,771 Which is quite a feat nowadays. 130 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:09,342 "Fifty years have passed by with laughter and tears 131 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,279 "Do you remember when we went to the zoo 132 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:14,717 "and that time we drank all the beers" 133 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,477 Beers! 134 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:21,526 "I promise to love you for 50 years more 135 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:25,361 "Even when your bosoms sag down to the floor" 136 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:29,661 That was awesome! How's he do it? 137 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:36,007 lt looks like you won't have to deliver pizza anymore, Deeds. 138 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:38,136 You're a very rich man. 139 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:40,777 What's that got to do with delivering pizzas? 140 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,514 Ladies! The top one is yours. 141 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,608 -Thank you, Deeds. -Of course. 142 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:47,676 -Yummy! -So, Deeds, what's new? 143 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,915 I found out I have an uncle, but he died. 144 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,451 That's too bad. 145 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:56,261 -He gave me $40 billion, though. -Well, that's nice. 146 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:57,360 Oh, yeah! 147 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,593 Don't you go and spend it all on some fancy record player. 148 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:02,125 I won't. 149 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,793 Who are your friends, Deeds? 150 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:08,306 I'm sorry. Chuck, Cecil, this is Jane, Kitty and Sue. 151 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:12,677 -Pleasure to meet you, Cecil. -Pleasure's all mine, Kitty. 152 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:15,673 Or should I just say, "Meow"? 153 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,842 Keep it in your pants, Anderson. 154 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:25,590 -Now, why am I inheriting this money? -You're Mr. Blake's closest living relative. 155 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,518 -Really? He had nobody else? -Nope, that's it. 156 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,728 Gosh, I never even met the guy. 157 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,724 Would you hold this for a second? 158 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:39,231 Mr. Wetherley. How you doing, pal? 159 00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:42,498 Very well, Deeds. Just going to the pharmacy. 160 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,907 Well, let me get you there a little quicker. 161 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,275 -How's your wife? -She's fine. 162 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:52,817 -Terrific. Say hi for me. -I will. 163 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,250 Okay. Here you go. 164 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,318 -Thanks for the lift, Deeds. -You got it. 165 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:05,095 We need you to come back to New York with us. Just for a few days. 166 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,631 We're drawing up some papers you'll need to sign. 167 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,928 What kind of papers? 168 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:13,795 Technically, you've inherited 300 million shares of Blake Media, lnc. 169 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:17,309 Chuck and I, along with some of the partners, will buy that stock... 170 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:20,641 ...for $40 billion, which we've had to borrow from various-- 171 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,874 Who cares about the financial mumbo jumbo? 172 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:25,746 We need a little time to dot the t's and cross the i's. 173 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:29,250 And while we're doing that, we need you to stay away from the press. 174 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:32,552 The media frenzy will die down in a couple weeks but until then.... 175 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:36,425 You don't want reporters crawling all over this lovely little town, do you? 176 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:37,851 Oh, no! 177 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,164 -Crazy Eyes! -What? 178 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:49,266 How you doing, pal? I got your pizza, just the way you like it. 179 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:50,764 Oh, yes! 180 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:55,004 French fries and Oreos. You know me all too well, Deeds. 181 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,643 What are you in for? 182 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,184 I'm doing a one-nighter for biting Ed the mailman. 183 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:02,921 The guy was trying to cast a spell on me, like a wizard. 184 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,890 -Are you sure about that? -I don't know. Maybe he was just waving. 185 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:12,989 -Who are your friends? -This is Chuck and Cecil from New York. 186 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,695 I don't like them. 187 00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,033 Okay. Nice seeing you. 188 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:23,002 I've never been to New York before. I suppose I could check out the sights. 189 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,441 -Give me an hour to pack, okay? -You got it. 190 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:29,470 I'll be the first guy to leave here since Jimmy McNally went to Disney World. 191 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,474 See you later, everybody! 192 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:40,517 Tomorrow is "Kids Eat For Free" Day. Don't forget to clean the highchairs. 193 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,993 Don't worry, I'll take care of everything. 194 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,257 -Go, have a good time! -I'll miss you. 195 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,424 'Bye, Jan. Smell you later, Murph. 196 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,667 -Give us a card! -Yeah! 197 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:57,338 "On my way to the big city for a business trip 198 00:12:57,843 --> 00:13:02,041 "Never, ever left Mandrake Falls before Ain't that a pip 199 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:08,548 "But while I'm gone, I know I'll miss you all a lot" 200 00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:12,923 "So bring your rich butt back here and buy us all a shot" 201 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,284 You got it, pal! 202 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,199 Take it easy. 203 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,769 The biggest story of the year and we've got nothing? 204 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:38,908 Do you people want to be tabloid journalists? Because I don't think so. 205 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:42,152 You've got to be ruthless. When I started out... 206 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:45,122 ...I slept in Tom and Roseanne's dumpster for two days... 207 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:48,024 -...disguised as a giant carton of ice cream. -I got it! 208 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:51,218 My source at Blake says the company helicopter... 209 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,755 ...took off from there this afternoon with two male passengers aboard... 210 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,802 -...headed for Mandrake Falls. -Where? 211 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,167 Some little hick-ass town in New Hampshire. 212 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:03,004 But now they're on their way back with three male passengers. 213 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,700 -That's one more! -Duh! 214 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:09,681 That third guy's our heir. Nice work, Marty. 215 00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:12,182 They were supposed to arrive at Blake Media at 5:00. 216 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,481 But they made an unscheduled stop in Connecticut. 217 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,284 I'm so happy I got the Big Bacon Classic. 218 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,820 Thanks for stopping. This is unbelievable. 219 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:23,020 -Happy to do it. -How's that Frosty treating you, Cecil? 220 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,861 You got some on your beard. I'm just kidding. 221 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,661 I got him big time, man. 222 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,832 I'm going on the air in two hours' time. 223 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:35,937 And I want that guy's life story by then. I'm talking to you, Jim. 224 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,808 And I'm also talking to you, Babe. Babe? 225 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,210 Where the helI's Babe? 226 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,344 You missed another staff meeting. Mac's pissed. 227 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:47,817 He won't be pissed when I crack this Blake story. 228 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,084 -What do you got? -Nothing. Do you have anything? 229 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,414 I'll have a lot more in a few hours. 230 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:54,925 You got to be a pal. 231 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:58,589 I need this story. I'm flat broke and Mac is going to fire me. 232 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,599 How're you flat broke? You make more money than anyone here. 233 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,532 -What did you blow it on? -Shoes. 234 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:06,527 I'll tell you everything I know over lunch tomorrow... 235 00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,630 ...as long as your club promoter boyfriend... 236 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:11,437 ...doesn't try to run me over with his motorcycle again. 237 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:15,378 You're safe there. Ken and I are kind of taking a break. 238 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,074 Really? So he moved out? 239 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:21,714 Babe, what are you staying here for? I have a spare bedroom. 240 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,948 We tried that once, remember? 241 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:28,187 I woke up and you were standing over my bed, breathing heavily. 242 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,354 I was having an asthma attack. I couldn't find my puffer. 243 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:38,769 Easy, fellows. The Biggie Fries are making a comeback. 244 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:43,535 You guys football fans? The Pats could take the conference this year. 245 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,635 The Dolphins are overrated and the Jets are choke artists. 246 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,407 I wouldn't say that, Mr. Deeds. 247 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,847 -Just Deeds. Why is that, though? -You own the Jets, Deeds. 248 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,248 I do? 249 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:56,647 That sucks. 250 00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:01,989 I hope they don't play the Pats in the playoffs or I'll have to kill myself. 251 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,162 I'm still very worried about this. 252 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:10,493 What do you got in that pipe, hashish? You're paranoid. 253 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:13,967 -This guy's perfect for us. -What if he won't sell us his shares? 254 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,405 lf I got Blake to trust me with his company... 255 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,103 ...I can get this moron to do the same. Look at him. 256 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,503 That's right, Anderson. 257 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,453 Enough! 258 00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:05,082 Party pooper. 259 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,128 Holy cow! 260 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,189 What's up, New York? 261 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:17,825 It's an honor to come to the greatest city in the world! 262 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:30,170 Congratulations, Deeds, you're now the most eligible bachelor in New York. 263 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:33,247 I don't want to meet a girl just because I'm wicked rich. 264 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,980 That's nice, but let's see how you stick to your guns... 265 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,388 ...once you've paid a visit to one of our many fine gentlemen's clubs. 266 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,219 What? 267 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,891 My father saved my mother. 268 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:45,521 She was figure skating and fell through the ice. 269 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:49,327 I always thought I'd meet a girl the same way. Bullspit like that. 270 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:53,232 Then I'll just keep a lookout for ladies in distress, as it were. 271 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,364 -That'd be nice. -Hey, Mandrake Falls! 272 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,342 Security, stop that guy! 273 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,734 Stop! Come back! 274 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:04,010 He'll get $100,000 for the picture. lt'll be on the news in an hour. 275 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,984 He deserves it with those James Bond moves he just pulled. 276 00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:10,818 No, he deserves to get his throat cut, the filthy spy. Come on, let's go. 277 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,561 So this is where my uncle lived? 278 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:24,193 Yes, sir. For the last 35 years of his astonishing life. 279 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:27,906 -You kind of snuck up on me there. -I am very, very sneaky, sir. 280 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,741 I see that. My name is Deeds. 281 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,310 I am Emilio, sir. I am your servant. 282 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:37,775 Servant? I don't want a servant, but if you want to be my friend, I'll take that. 283 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:39,943 Friends. 284 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,386 Yes, good friends. 285 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:47,719 Would you like to go down to your apartment? I'm sure it's been an exhausting day. 286 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,752 -That okay with you, Chuck? -You'll be safe there. 287 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,957 lt'll take us a couple days to draw up the papers for you to sign. 288 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,023 -Go make yourself at home. -Terrific. 289 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,430 -Later. -I will be with you shortly, sir. 290 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:01,564 You got it. Nice to meet you. I'm Deeds. 291 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:05,103 -I'm Reuben, sir. -This is a wicked nice elevator. 292 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:08,372 Keep an eye on him, Emilio. Or it's your ass. 293 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,072 lt's nice to see you too, sir. 294 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,942 So how's the elevator business treating you, Reuben? 295 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,985 lt has its ups and downs. 296 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,514 All right! All right! 297 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,719 That was good. 298 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,123 Jeesum crow, how'd you get down here so fast? 299 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,058 Sneaky-sneaky, sir. Right this way. 300 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:30,857 Wow. 301 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,470 Wow. 302 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:38,904 ls something the matter, sir? 303 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:44,081 -That's an echo, sir. -Yeah, you try it. 304 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,642 -Me, sir? -lt's a lot of fun. 305 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:53,716 Come on, you can do it louder than that. 306 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,031 -Serious. -Thank you, sir. 307 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,965 Hey, buddy, how you doing? You want to give it a shot? 308 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,439 Nice. 309 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,278 You guys want to join us? Make a weird noise. 310 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:28,155 That was a great time. Well, I'm tired. I'd like to go to sleep. 311 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:31,091 -This way. -Thank you very much. Good night, everyone. 312 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:32,524 Good night. 313 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,099 You just going to lie there and let the Post take your story? 314 00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,851 What's up, New York? 315 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:11,570 He had a water fountain in his room. I love it. 316 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,765 He had a water fountain in his room. I love it. 317 00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:23,908 That's Hawaiian Punch. 318 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:25,947 He adored... 319 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,380 ...Hawaiian Punch. 320 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:31,680 Wow! You kind of just snuck up on me there. 321 00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:35,522 I fear you're underestimating the sneakiness, sir. 322 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,423 I guess I was. What are you doing down there? 323 00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:41,222 I am assisting you with your sock change. 324 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:44,596 You'd change my socks for me? You don't got to do that. Stand up. 325 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:45,466 Thank you. 326 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:48,131 Besides, you don't want to have to touch my right foot. 327 00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:51,903 I got wicked bad frostbite when I was in the Scouts. Check it out. 328 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,813 Pretty messed up, huh? 329 00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:03,349 The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever. 330 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,817 Yeah, I've heard that before. 331 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:09,026 But the weird thing is I got no feeling left in it. 332 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,892 So you could jump on it and it wouldn't hurt me. 333 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,327 -Go ahead, jump on it. -I'd really rather not, sir. 334 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,924 Please jump on my foot. 335 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:28,877 I didn't feel that. 336 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:33,043 What else you got? Get that fireplace poker and whack my foot. 337 00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:37,014 -Do I absolutely have to? -lt's going to be fun. Just grab it. 338 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,557 All my friends do this when they're wasted. 339 00:22:41,993 --> 00:22:42,960 Come on. 340 00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:45,696 Go ahead, give it a whack. 341 00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:50,698 -Nothing. -Really? 342 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,031 lsn't that sick? 343 00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:56,106 Didn't feel that. lsn't that awesome? Go ahead. 344 00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:57,141 Nothing. 345 00:22:57,909 --> 00:23:01,367 You're starting to like it, aren't you? Chop that wood! 346 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:03,044 That's it! 347 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:08,151 You're sick! You're sick! Why would you do that? 348 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,154 I'm just kidding you, pal. 349 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:15,153 -You had me going there. -I saw your face, you were like.... 350 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:20,593 I got to find out from Cedar and Anderson what I'm supposed to do today. 351 00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:23,828 So could you take that out of my foot? I'm nailed to the ground. 352 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:25,827 There you go. 353 00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:29,638 I must insist on absolute secrecy regarding this discussion... 354 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,302 ...till I've officially acquired Mr. Blake's shares. 355 00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:34,868 lf that's acceptable, then as far as I'm concerned... 356 00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:37,437 ...you've just bought 2,000 radio stations. 357 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,012 Good morning. 358 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,409 Deeds. 359 00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:43,980 What's up? 360 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:45,923 Doing a little business. 361 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:52,560 This room's an echo room, too. I'm sure you guys already knew that. 362 00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:55,023 May I help you? 363 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:58,194 I just wanted to see if there's anything I should do today. 364 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,666 I think we've got everything under control. 365 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:06,370 There's got to be something. Until I sign those papers I own this place, right? 366 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,106 What? 367 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:12,015 Ladies and gentlemen, pardon me a moment, please. 368 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,015 Of course. 369 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,982 What's up, buddy? I was dreaming about Frosties all last night. You? 370 00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:19,717 I tried to make my own at home, but it wasn't the same. 371 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,449 Deeds. 372 00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:26,361 Every stockholder, large and small, has a say in the operation of this company. 373 00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:28,991 They have this say at the annual stockholders' meeting. 374 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:32,696 The other 364 days of the year, the officers of the company, like me... 375 00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:35,569 -...run the show. -You mean now that my uncle's gone. 376 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,972 Yeah, and it's not all fun and games. 377 00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:41,541 This company is a player on so many levels and in so many areas... 378 00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:44,878 ...that running it is literally a 24-hour-a-day job. 379 00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:48,112 I only got three hours of sleep last night. 380 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,149 Then it's actually a 21-hour-a-day job, huh? 381 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:54,391 Move it, lady. I don't give a damn about no meeting. 382 00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:56,049 Mr. Cedar, I am sorry-- 383 00:24:56,495 --> 00:25:00,864 I passed for 3,500 yards last season and I ain't gonna touch a football... 384 00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:05,392 ...until you get off your fat, rich asses and renegotiate my bullshit contract. 385 00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:09,202 Easy with the language, buddy. There are ladies present. 386 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:12,808 Shut the hell up, rich boy! 387 00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:17,005 I want more money, or you all can just suck my-- 388 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,646 I warned you. 389 00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:27,955 You went down like a sack of potatoes, I'll tell you that much. Come on. 390 00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:31,994 Come on, big man. Upsy-daisy. 391 00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:34,563 Mesdames and Gentlemen, football! 392 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,925 What's the problem with your contract? 393 00:25:38,904 --> 00:25:42,897 I figured if I played well, I'd renegotiate and get more money. 394 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:46,472 lf you didn't play well, could we renegotiate and pay you less? 395 00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:47,738 Shit, no! 396 00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:49,907 I mean, no. 397 00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:53,076 Doesn't seem fair to me. 398 00:25:53,151 --> 00:25:57,144 -He led the League in touchdown passes. -That's okay, Chuck. I got this one. 399 00:25:57,756 --> 00:26:00,418 Listen, fellows, I want more money... 400 00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:03,089 ...or I ain't even gonna play another down. 401 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,324 Well, we'll have to let you go then. 402 00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:12,200 -"Let me go"? -Yeah, you're fired. 403 00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:15,567 So can I sign with another team? 404 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,541 You can do anything. I suggest you change your attitude... 405 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:20,737 ...or nobody will want to work with you. 406 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,269 'Bye. 407 00:26:24,849 --> 00:26:25,838 Deeds. 408 00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:29,643 Kevin won the Heisman Trophy two years ago. He is our best player. 409 00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:33,418 -Don't worry, he'll be back. -Biggest mistake of your lives! 410 00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:34,987 This thing is cool. 411 00:26:35,727 --> 00:26:39,959 Why don't you get out and enjoy the city? Everything's fine here. Take that with you. 412 00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:43,489 I'll leave it here. That's all right. But call me if you need me. 413 00:26:43,568 --> 00:26:46,662 -Absolutely. -Thanks. Love you, Anderson. 414 00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:51,104 All you guys, I noticed you were French. The opposite of bonjour to you. 415 00:26:54,379 --> 00:26:55,971 You look so hot as a blond. 416 00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:58,982 lt's not too streaky? I feel like he did it really streaky. 417 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:02,281 I love it, but let me go undercover. This could get dangerous. 418 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:06,450 He said he likes ladies in distress, not men who wear too much cologne. 419 00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:08,955 -There he is. -Thanks for the tour. 420 00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:12,428 -You're welcome. -Hidden cameras on, ready? Molest me. 421 00:27:13,531 --> 00:27:15,328 -Molest me! -You got it! 422 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,391 -God, help! -Give it to me. 423 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:19,594 -Help, I'm being mugged! -All right! 424 00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:22,139 Help! Help! I'm being mugged! 425 00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:25,298 -Stop it! -Good luck. See you at the office. 426 00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:29,603 -Don't worry, I'll get him. -Oh, shit! 427 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:31,674 Stop right there. 428 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:38,517 Come on! 429 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:44,321 What's your problem, pal? 430 00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:52,895 Come up here. 431 00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:57,540 Got your pocketbook. Get a job, pal. 432 00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:01,037 Miss! Miss! 433 00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:04,310 -Are you okay? -What happened? 434 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:05,747 Let me help you up. 435 00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:08,942 All right, now. All right. 436 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:17,795 Ma'am, you were just the victim of a New York City mugger. 437 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:20,687 As I suspected, he was a coward and a weakling. 438 00:28:20,765 --> 00:28:23,529 And also wore more cologne than any man should wear. 439 00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:26,161 -I got this back for you, though. -Thank you. 440 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,372 -Can I take you to the hospital? -No, no. 441 00:28:31,342 --> 00:28:35,779 I'll be all right. I just feel a little dizzy and violated. 442 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:37,979 I'm fine. 443 00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:43,385 Please, let me take you to the emergency room. 444 00:28:44,789 --> 00:28:47,189 I'm sure I'll be all right. I just need to... 445 00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:49,722 ...perhaps walk it off or.... 446 00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:51,723 -Could you? -Sure. 447 00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:52,854 Thank you. 448 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,396 Thank you so much. 449 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,230 My name is Pam. Pam Dawson. 450 00:28:59,871 --> 00:29:04,103 My name is Deeds. I'm not from here. I'm just visiting. 451 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,076 Where do you hail from? 452 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:12,240 Mandrake Falls, New Hampshire. Just a little town nobody's ever heard of. 453 00:29:12,851 --> 00:29:14,682 I'm from a little town like that. 454 00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:18,488 -ln lowa. -ls that right? What part? 455 00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:23,119 Winchestertonfieldville. 456 00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:29,193 Yes, the small town of Winchestertonfieldville, lowa. 457 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,297 I'm sorry. 458 00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:36,465 -What are you doing in New York? -I'm a school nurse. 459 00:29:37,242 --> 00:29:41,178 -There's no way you're a school nurse. -Why, don't you believe me? 460 00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:43,773 You're too nice to be a school nurse. 461 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:48,048 My school nurse was so mean, every time I'd tell her I had a tummy ache... 462 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:51,088 ...she'd send me back to my class and say, "Stop whining." 463 00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:53,920 -But that's awful! -Well, I said it every day. 464 00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:57,593 I missed my mother. 465 00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:00,528 That's sweet. 466 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:02,358 Miss Dawson? 467 00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:06,036 How would you like to maybe go out... 468 00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:08,470 ...and have a New York City dinner with me? 469 00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:10,167 Golly. 470 00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:13,640 That sounds wonderful. 471 00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:15,278 -lt does? -Yeah. 472 00:30:15,713 --> 00:30:17,977 -Let's do it, then. -Okay. 473 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:21,318 Damn you, Old Spice. 474 00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:28,520 So you run this pizza place and you have your poetry. 475 00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:31,427 What brings you to the big city? 476 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:34,021 Actually, I just inherited $40 billion. 477 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:39,331 Well, that's nice, but I think anything over $30 billion is just gravy. 478 00:30:42,373 --> 00:30:43,601 I like that. 479 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:47,610 Your hair is very blond and pretty. 480 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,978 I'm of Swedish ancestry. 481 00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:53,307 -Really? -Yes. 482 00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:57,154 My grandfather was in ABBA. 483 00:30:58,623 --> 00:31:00,250 ABBA, the band? 484 00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:04,726 Excuse me, do you get any famous people in here? 485 00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:06,195 Famous, rich, powerful. 486 00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:09,131 Really? We don't get any famous people in Mandrake Falls. 487 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,691 Stephen King stopped by our gas station one time... 488 00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:14,169 ...but everyone was too scared to talk to him. 489 00:31:14,239 --> 00:31:16,036 I'd imagine he'd be very spooky. 490 00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:19,508 Jake, the gas station attendant, made eye contact with him. 491 00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:21,545 That night he lost 200 pounds. 492 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:24,737 Wow. 493 00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:27,878 Your chicken parmesan should be ready soon. 494 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:32,184 Okay, buddy. I saw a couple over there. lt's their anniversary. 495 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:35,622 Give them this. Don't say it's from us, though. 496 00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:37,828 This is like $20,000. 497 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:41,332 Tell them it was a restaurant giveaway or something. Thanks, buddy. 498 00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:46,437 That's an awfully nice way to start spending your money. 499 00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:48,495 -ls that who I think it is? -Who? 500 00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:52,007 Preston Blake's nephew, the $40-billion man. 501 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,435 We have to meet him. Dave? 502 00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:58,105 Gosh, I hope that mugger got home okay. 503 00:31:58,449 --> 00:31:59,814 -Mr. Deeds. -Yeah. 504 00:31:59,884 --> 00:32:02,910 Mr. Simonds would like to invite you to join his party. 505 00:32:03,488 --> 00:32:04,477 Why is that? 506 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:07,251 Just to enjoy the pleasure of your company. 507 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:09,350 Wow, that's pretty cool of him. 508 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:15,528 That was a very nice hug, Deeds. 509 00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:19,232 lt's wicked nice of you to invite us over. This is awesome. 510 00:32:19,537 --> 00:32:22,597 -Have we met? -Not unless you have a sick kid. 511 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:26,272 You're a very important man in this town now, Mr. Deeds. 512 00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:27,777 I don't know about that. 513 00:32:27,845 --> 00:32:29,676 I sing at the Metropolitan Opera... 514 00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:33,444 ...and Blake Media contributes 50 percent of our budget. 515 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,452 So, on behalf of the opera: 516 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,479 "Thank you" 517 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:43,958 That was awesome! 518 00:32:44,395 --> 00:32:47,558 You shouldn't thank me, though. You should thank my great-uncle. 519 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,031 He was an interesting man. 520 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,330 I served on the board of the Guggenheim with him. 521 00:32:51,402 --> 00:32:54,337 Really? I'm not sure what that is, but good luck with it. 522 00:32:55,873 --> 00:32:58,706 I'd love to write a piece on you for The New Yorker. 523 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:00,368 What's The New Yorker? 524 00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:02,405 lt's a magazine. 525 00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:06,110 With essays, witty cartoons. 526 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:10,777 I read the Mandrake Falls Gazette and they got some cartoons in there also. 527 00:33:10,855 --> 00:33:13,415 You know who's a riot? That Beetle Bailey guy. 528 00:33:13,524 --> 00:33:16,118 He's always wearing his hat and doing his thing. 529 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:19,526 But it is an honor to meet a real writer like you, George. 530 00:33:19,597 --> 00:33:22,031 I've been trying to get my stuff published for years... 531 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,534 ...but Hallmark is one tough cookie to crack. 532 00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:27,162 -Hallmark? -He writes greeting cards. 533 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:31,069 -I try. -You must share one with us. 534 00:33:31,142 --> 00:33:34,737 -I don't know about that, Mr. French. -Who's Mr. French? 535 00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:38,111 -Doesn't he look like Mr. French? -I've never heard of him. 536 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:39,149 Come on. 537 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:40,844 All right, I'll give you one. 538 00:33:40,918 --> 00:33:43,546 This is a Mother's Day card I've been working on. 539 00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:47,717 "Mom, you are the one who brought me to planet Earth 540 00:33:48,593 --> 00:33:51,721 "You are the one who suffered through my 14-hour birth 541 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:56,389 "You are the one who made lemonade for me after I'd come back from play 542 00:33:56,801 --> 00:34:00,931 "I love you, Mom, so have a wicked nice Mother's Day" 543 00:34:01,439 --> 00:34:02,838 Something like that. 544 00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:06,872 -An instant classic! -"Genius, genius, genius" 545 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,270 Do you write your poems with a crayon? 546 00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:14,880 lt's amazing! 547 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,984 I see why you brought me here. To goof on me, huh? 548 00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:22,115 -Don't be silly, Deeds. -Pipe down, George. 549 00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:25,694 I may seem funny to you, but if you came to Mandrake Falls... 550 00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:28,823 ...you might seem funny to us. Only nobody would laugh at you... 551 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,835 ...and make you feel stupid, that wouldn't be good manners. 552 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:35,498 Maybe my poems aren't that great, but I know some people who like them. 553 00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:39,700 Anyways, it's the best I can do. We're going to get going. 554 00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:43,008 Sorry about that, Pam. I hope I didn't embarrass you. 555 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:51,648 And if it wasn't for Miss Dawson being here, I'd knock your heads in. 556 00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:52,916 I don't mind. 557 00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:54,213 Okay. 558 00:34:57,895 --> 00:34:58,884 "No" 559 00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:09,472 I think I just shat myself. 560 00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:12,741 How would you like to see the sights now? 561 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:15,335 I just need to powder my nose. 562 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,813 That would be great. I'll get your coat. 563 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:22,249 Hey, buddy, this will pay for everything I damaged. Sorry about that. 564 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,720 -Good to meet you guys. -Thank you. 565 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,416 God, that was good stuff. 566 00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:31,461 I want a raise, Mac. 567 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,731 Hey, man! What's up? 568 00:35:38,035 --> 00:35:40,435 Holy cannoli, you're John McEnroe! 569 00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:43,565 I saw what you did to those guys making fun of you. Nice work. 570 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:46,610 You know what it's like to get riled up don't you, Johnny Mac? 571 00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:49,510 -That I do. -I'm Deeds, by the way. 572 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:53,311 Deeds, nice to meet you. You got to let me buy you a drink. 573 00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:55,181 Miss Dawson, this is John McEnroe. 574 00:35:55,253 --> 00:35:58,916 -Miss Dawson, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too. 575 00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:01,648 I promised Miss Dawson I'd take her sightseeing. 576 00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:04,991 The sights are great. I've seen the sights. I love the sights. 577 00:36:05,062 --> 00:36:08,156 Let me show you a New York most people will never see. 578 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:12,034 -That okay with you, Miss Dawson? -Sounds like fun! 579 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:14,571 Here's to a big night on the town. 580 00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:28,712 What happened? 581 00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:33,051 Here are some aspirins, Mr. Deeds. They make your head seem smaller. 582 00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:40,224 -How did I get in these pajamas? -I changed you. 583 00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:42,460 I was very gentle, sir. 584 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:47,268 I think I drank all the alcohol in Manhattan last night. 585 00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:50,132 And you nearly succeeded, according to Miss Dawson. 586 00:36:51,475 --> 00:36:55,343 Miss Dawson! I don't even remember taking her home. ls she okay? 587 00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:58,473 I took the liberty of sending her off in the company limousine. 588 00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:01,484 She was a lady in distress and I helped her. 589 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:03,747 Dreamt about her last night. 590 00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:07,052 Usually, when you get blackout drunk you don't dream. 591 00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:09,684 So I read. 592 00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:15,629 What's up, Chuck? 593 00:37:19,136 --> 00:37:21,297 America's newest billionaire... 594 00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:25,066 -...stupid and drunk. -What's this? 595 00:37:25,142 --> 00:37:28,077 It was quite a night for Longfellow Deeds. 596 00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:30,739 They'll know my name is Longfellow. 597 00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:33,581 After punching out some society types... 598 00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:39,522 ...Deeds joined forces with the original bad boy of tennis, John McEnroe. 599 00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:42,292 And stupidity won in straight sets. 600 00:37:49,233 --> 00:37:50,962 How'd they get that footage? 601 00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:53,096 Watch out, Johnny! 602 00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:58,969 What kind of driving is that? You're a fucking disgrace! 603 00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,601 No, sir. You're a disgrace. 604 00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:04,011 -We did it, man! -Johnny McEnroe! 605 00:38:04,081 --> 00:38:07,414 Look at Deedsy hanging out with McEnroe! That's awesome! 606 00:38:08,552 --> 00:38:10,042 I love the Beach Boys. 607 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:12,915 Here I go, here I go. 608 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:18,356 This is not the kind of attention we need right now. 609 00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:19,621 What do you mean? 610 00:38:19,697 --> 00:38:22,564 For the moment you're the largest stockholder... 611 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:25,193 ...and people might think any instability you show... 612 00:38:25,269 --> 00:38:27,430 ...may equal instability in the company. 613 00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:32,498 My bad. 614 00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:36,809 My bad. My bad. 615 00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:37,870 Okay. Okay. 616 00:38:37,948 --> 00:38:38,937 -My bad. -Okay. 617 00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:42,280 Shall I call your car, Mr. Cedar, to take you to the funeral? 618 00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:43,684 What funeral? 619 00:38:44,588 --> 00:38:46,249 Your great-uncle's funeral. 620 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,292 -His funeraI's today? -Today, yes. 621 00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:50,422 I'll go get my suit on. 622 00:38:57,935 --> 00:39:00,062 -Cute, bigmouth. -Sir? 623 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,802 As soon as that moron goes back to Cowpie Falls... 624 00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:05,603 ...you are out of here on your fat Puerto Rican ass. 625 00:39:10,548 --> 00:39:12,277 I hail from Spain, sir. 626 00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:19,684 Olé. 627 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:25,153 Now, Brother Preston is soaring with eagles high above. 628 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:29,024 Because he lived a life of love. 629 00:39:30,634 --> 00:39:33,467 Yes, he's flying way up high... 630 00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:36,998 ...because he was a supercool guy. 631 00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:41,709 He's gone away, too soon, it seems... 632 00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:45,247 ...leaving behind his unfinished dreams. 633 00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:48,346 This guy could make a fortune writing greeting cards. 634 00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:51,252 Yes, we remember Preston Blake... 635 00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:54,622 ...a man with faith no man could shake. 636 00:39:55,459 --> 00:39:57,620 A strength no man could break. 637 00:39:58,162 --> 00:40:00,653 A character no man could fake. 638 00:40:01,465 --> 00:40:04,025 For goodness sake, let's eat some cake. 639 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,869 Amen. 640 00:40:07,772 --> 00:40:10,741 Excuse me, Reverend, that was a grand slam. 641 00:40:10,808 --> 00:40:13,743 That part with soaring with the eagles gave me goosebumps. 642 00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:17,338 -Thank you, my brother. -My friend got me a mug for my birthday. 643 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:21,249 lt says, "lt's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys." 644 00:40:21,318 --> 00:40:23,047 But what you said was better. 645 00:40:23,454 --> 00:40:24,751 lt's all good. 646 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:29,058 Rest in peace, Preston. That concludes today's service. 647 00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:32,926 I actually thought I would say something. 648 00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:37,292 Deedsy was always the best speaker in school. 649 00:40:38,068 --> 00:40:38,932 Deedsy? 650 00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:41,164 That's some job, by the way, Your Majesty. 651 00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:43,496 I thought we were watching Scooby-Doo. 652 00:40:44,341 --> 00:40:48,505 Hi, my name is Deeds. I was Preston Blake's great-nephew. 653 00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:52,246 I wrote a poem for him on my way over here, in my head. 654 00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:55,017 And I'm going to recite it for you. 655 00:40:55,686 --> 00:40:59,679 I didn't realize I'd be following the rhyme-master Reverend Sharpton. 656 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,751 But here we go anyways. 657 00:41:02,359 --> 00:41:05,328 "You climbed mountains and built skyscrapers 658 00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:10,432 "You made TV shows and put out newspapers 659 00:41:12,102 --> 00:41:14,696 "You were wicked good at doing stocks 660 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,308 "You liked it when Emilio would change your socks 661 00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,775 "We never hung out and that makes me sad 662 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:25,979 "All the good times we could've had" 663 00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:28,117 Nice rhyme. 664 00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:32,044 "But when I die, Uncle Preston, you'd better say, 'Cheers!' 665 00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:35,485 "'Cause me and you are hanging at the pearly gates 666 00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:39,495 "I'll bring the beers, I'll bring the beers" 667 00:41:40,197 --> 00:41:41,255 He's good. 668 00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:42,823 Amen. 669 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:46,563 I know this is supposed to be a closed casket, but where I come from... 670 00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:50,300 ...we feel it's good to see the body for the grieving process, so.... 671 00:41:53,277 --> 00:41:56,269 Sorry about that! I'll keep this sucker closed. 672 00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:02,882 He's still pretty frozen. 673 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,749 Almost there. 674 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:09,458 I'll keep an eye on the company for you. Love you. 675 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,722 Nice meeting you. Thanks for the apartment. 676 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:13,457 That was freaky. 677 00:42:13,964 --> 00:42:15,522 Everybody drive home safe. 678 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:17,926 Man, this guy is in way over his head. 679 00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:20,163 -Take care. -You'll see him tonight? 680 00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:23,570 Yes, I'm calling around 4:00. That's when I get off work. 681 00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:29,404 Remember, I'm Pam Dawson, virgin school nurse from Winchestertonfieldville, lowa. 682 00:42:31,849 --> 00:42:33,043 That's priceless. 683 00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:35,777 You, a virgin. 684 00:42:42,459 --> 00:42:44,984 -All right, thank you. -Excuse me, sir. 685 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,830 -I told him he could have that. -Thanks. 686 00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:49,490 Right on. Nice seeing you. 687 00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:52,565 You need to use our bathroom, come back and use it, okay? 688 00:42:52,636 --> 00:42:54,604 -Will do! -All right. 689 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:58,234 How do you think I did at the funeral today? 690 00:42:58,309 --> 00:42:59,833 You spoke beautifully, sir. 691 00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:01,403 I still feel bad. 692 00:43:01,478 --> 00:43:05,175 I snapped my uncle's hand off when I put him back in the casket. 693 00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:07,583 Lucky for him, he was dead, sir. 694 00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:10,519 Even though his face was frozen that way... 695 00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:13,854 ...it looked to me like he was a happy guy. Am I right? 696 00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:17,054 -He truly was. -Come on, sit down, please. 697 00:43:17,561 --> 00:43:21,019 And I got to hang out with him, just like this... 698 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:23,659 ...almost every day for 30 years. 699 00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:25,897 What did you guys talk about? 700 00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:30,134 We spoke of life, love, art, wine, business. 701 00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:32,236 I learned much from him. 702 00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:34,477 -I bet you miss him, too. -I do. 703 00:43:34,878 --> 00:43:36,812 He was like a parent to me. 704 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:40,642 You see, I never knew my father, and Mama... 705 00:43:41,218 --> 00:43:43,709 ...she passed while giving the birth to me. 706 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:49,221 -You want some Cocoa Pebbles? -No, thanks. 707 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:53,426 I have much work to do. 708 00:43:53,731 --> 00:43:57,030 -Thanks. You don't have to do that. -Enjoy your Pebbles. 709 00:43:58,402 --> 00:43:59,835 One more thing. 710 00:44:00,437 --> 00:44:03,873 Your great-uncle did not let me change his socks for him, either. 711 00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:06,271 I like feet. 712 00:44:07,244 --> 00:44:08,438 I do not know why. 713 00:44:17,087 --> 00:44:17,951 Hello. 714 00:44:18,022 --> 00:44:20,684 Hi, Deeds? lt's Pam. Pam Dawson. 715 00:44:20,924 --> 00:44:24,951 I'm so happy you called. I'm wicked sorry about last night. 716 00:44:25,029 --> 00:44:26,428 I don't drink very often. 717 00:44:26,697 --> 00:44:29,598 I thought you held your liquor very well. 718 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,999 Unfortunately, I couldn't hold it for too long. 719 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:35,764 That's okay. I didn't really like that skirt anyway. 720 00:44:37,074 --> 00:44:40,532 I'm getting a call on the other line. Can you hang on for a second? 721 00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,272 -Sure. -Thank you. 722 00:44:42,946 --> 00:44:43,776 Hello. 723 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:46,941 Mr. Deeds, this is Kevin Ward, the quarterback you punched. 724 00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:48,680 What's up, buddy? 725 00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:53,956 I wanted to say that I was thinking it over and I'd like to live up to my word. 726 00:44:54,224 --> 00:44:56,021 And I'd like to win you a Super Bowl. 727 00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:58,721 -That's terrific, pal. -And my daddy wants to speak to you. 728 00:45:00,164 --> 00:45:02,257 Deeds. Buddy Ward here, Kevin's daddy. 729 00:45:02,566 --> 00:45:03,658 How you doing, Mr. Ward? 730 00:45:03,901 --> 00:45:06,301 I just want to thank you for teaching my boy a lesson. 731 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:10,272 He's a good kid. He just has to watch his language in front of ladies. 732 00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:15,035 I'll remind Kevin where he comes from. 733 00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:16,941 That sounds terrific. 734 00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:20,342 You used foul language in front of a lady? 735 00:45:21,118 --> 00:45:22,142 No, Daddy, no! 736 00:45:26,490 --> 00:45:27,218 Pam. 737 00:45:27,691 --> 00:45:28,623 Still here. 738 00:45:28,959 --> 00:45:30,221 How's it going? You at work? 739 00:45:30,661 --> 00:45:33,824 -Yep, here in the nurse's office. -Any customers? 740 00:45:34,631 --> 00:45:36,792 Customers? Oh, sick kids. 741 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:41,068 Well, little Billy Barty's here. 742 00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:46,899 -You're not feeling too good, Billy? -Miss Dawson, my tummy hurts. 743 00:45:47,211 --> 00:45:49,679 Why don't you just lay back and relax? 744 00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:51,804 That was nice. Good job. 745 00:45:51,982 --> 00:45:55,713 I've got too much doo-doo in my underpants. 746 00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:59,118 Make the stinky go away. 747 00:45:59,523 --> 00:46:02,356 Well, you sound like you got your hands full, so... 748 00:46:02,559 --> 00:46:04,322 ...I'll just come out with it. 749 00:46:04,828 --> 00:46:07,319 How would you like to do something with me tonight? 750 00:46:08,198 --> 00:46:09,961 I'd love to do something with you. 751 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,098 Great. 752 00:46:11,301 --> 00:46:13,963 We can't go out drinking. I got our company in trouble. 753 00:46:14,037 --> 00:46:17,666 That's okay. I was brought up never to drink alcohol. 754 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:20,343 Not even rum raisin ice cream. 755 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,943 I like that. I'll think of something good. 756 00:46:23,814 --> 00:46:24,644 See you tonight. 757 00:46:24,915 --> 00:46:25,904 Okay. 'Bye. 758 00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:31,577 I got to try this. 759 00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:45,799 Was that awesome? 760 00:46:47,538 --> 00:46:49,165 Am I out or safe? 761 00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:52,475 I'm with you. 762 00:46:54,411 --> 00:46:58,074 What is this? My great-uncle's personal journal. 763 00:46:59,616 --> 00:47:02,084 -Should I read it? -Family. 764 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,618 Family, safe, good. 765 00:47:06,023 --> 00:47:09,686 All right, have a good night. My back hurts! 766 00:47:14,531 --> 00:47:16,931 -Nice doing business with you. -Thank you. 767 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,558 Thanks for the bikes. 768 00:47:18,635 --> 00:47:21,126 What are you gonna do with your $20,000? 769 00:47:21,205 --> 00:47:24,038 Buy a giraffe. What are you gonna do with your $20,000? 770 00:47:24,107 --> 00:47:25,574 Quit school. 771 00:47:25,642 --> 00:47:29,806 Good idea, school is for fools. Look at me! 772 00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,139 The park is beautiful. 773 00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:01,636 These trees, they remind you of Winchestertonfieldville at all? 774 00:48:02,746 --> 00:48:05,078 Oh, yes. Very much so. 775 00:48:05,749 --> 00:48:07,876 What was it like growing up there? 776 00:48:08,018 --> 00:48:09,144 lt was great. 777 00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:13,753 I remember walking down to the corner drugstore... 778 00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:16,122 ...and getting malted milkshakes. 779 00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:19,024 What was your house like? 780 00:48:19,496 --> 00:48:21,794 We had this big Victorian. 781 00:48:22,499 --> 00:48:24,194 Right off Main Street. 782 00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:29,168 -Blue shutters and a big red door. -All right. 783 00:48:29,706 --> 00:48:33,642 -And a tire swing in the front yard. -I love it. 784 00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:38,639 And I remember the time I fell out of old Boo Radley's apple tree... 785 00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,114 ...and broke my arm. 786 00:48:40,817 --> 00:48:45,220 And my father, before he passed away... 787 00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:47,920 ...from the disease of the lepers... 788 00:48:47,991 --> 00:48:52,325 ...he came and he scooped me up and he ran me all the way to Dr. Pepper's. 789 00:48:53,964 --> 00:48:55,124 Dr. Pepper. 790 00:48:55,966 --> 00:48:56,955 Yeah. 791 00:48:57,234 --> 00:48:58,963 I'm glad that guy was around. 792 00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:02,131 -Want to sit down? -Sure. 793 00:49:04,174 --> 00:49:05,641 -Thank you. -My pleasure. 794 00:49:06,410 --> 00:49:09,868 I was reading my great-uncle's journal on my way over to you. 795 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:12,211 And, when he was age 9... 796 00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:16,048 ...he wrote that he had the only family on the block with a radio... 797 00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:19,054 ...and he was dreaming of becoming a disc jockey someday. 798 00:49:19,122 --> 00:49:21,454 A disc jockey? 799 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,025 You know, when I was a kid, I wanted to be a news reporter. 800 00:49:28,098 --> 00:49:30,828 I used to go around interviewing everyone... 801 00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:33,734 ...and writing notes in my little Holly Hobby notebook. 802 00:49:35,872 --> 00:49:39,137 People didn't like that. I got beat up a lot. 803 00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:43,268 -Do you remember their names? -No, it was a long time ago. 804 00:49:44,414 --> 00:49:46,177 But my grandma said to me: 805 00:49:46,550 --> 00:49:49,781 "One day you'll grow up and work for 60 Minutes... 806 00:49:49,853 --> 00:49:51,946 "...and make a difference in the world." 807 00:49:52,856 --> 00:49:56,417 You do make a difference in the world, every day. You're a school nurse. 808 00:50:00,063 --> 00:50:02,224 Anyways, this is what happened to my uncle. 809 00:50:02,299 --> 00:50:06,497 Later on in his life, he'd go to this radio station that he owned... 810 00:50:06,570 --> 00:50:09,505 ...at 3:00 in the morning and DJ for an hour. 811 00:50:09,573 --> 00:50:10,835 That's great. 812 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:15,005 So, don't give up hope. You'll be a reporter someday. 813 00:50:15,579 --> 00:50:17,171 lf you really want to. 814 00:50:18,648 --> 00:50:20,240 That would be nice. 815 00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:25,480 -Jeesum Crow, a fire! -A fire? 816 00:50:25,989 --> 00:50:27,854 -We should help. -We should? 817 00:50:27,924 --> 00:50:29,858 -Let's get going. -To the fire? 818 00:50:30,494 --> 00:50:34,157 -Fifi, get over here right now. -Come on, we'll catch you. 819 00:50:34,498 --> 00:50:37,729 Go away! I can't leave without my kitties. They're all I got. 820 00:50:39,102 --> 00:50:40,000 Crazy lady! 821 00:50:40,070 --> 00:50:43,096 -Oh, babies, where are you? -Up there now, get going! 822 00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:48,071 Longfellow Deeds, Mandrake Falls volunteer fire chief. I'll be up there in a jiff. 823 00:50:48,145 --> 00:50:50,807 -He's crazy. -He's going up there right now, though. 824 00:50:51,314 --> 00:50:53,407 -Look at him. -Where's he going? 825 00:50:54,451 --> 00:50:55,645 Watch it, man! 826 00:50:55,952 --> 00:50:58,477 -Sully, who's that guy up there? -I don't know. 827 00:50:58,555 --> 00:51:01,183 He says he's from the Mandrake Falls Fire Department. 828 00:51:02,459 --> 00:51:06,020 -How's he climb like that? -He must have monkey blood in him. 829 00:51:06,129 --> 00:51:08,757 lt's an honor to work with New York's bravest guys. 830 00:51:08,865 --> 00:51:10,230 Be careful! 831 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:13,701 -I'll get you. -Babies, where are you? 832 00:51:13,804 --> 00:51:16,034 -Ma'am! -Lord, it's hot in here. 833 00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:19,606 -Kitties, come to Mommy. -Calm down. Everything will be all right. 834 00:51:19,676 --> 00:51:21,940 Okay, but I'm not leaving without my kitties. 835 00:51:22,012 --> 00:51:23,570 -How many do you got? -Seven. 836 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,905 Holy shit! Let's get cracking. 837 00:51:27,651 --> 00:51:30,211 -I apologize for the language. -Apology accepted. 838 00:51:35,225 --> 00:51:37,887 -Fire excites me. -Knock yourself out. 839 00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:42,094 -Come here. -That's Freddy. 840 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:45,925 -Here we go! -Oh, my children! 841 00:51:52,075 --> 00:51:54,942 -Nice catch, Pam! -Good throw, Deeds! 842 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:09,615 -That's Frobo. Thank you, darling. -Coming at you, boys. 843 00:52:13,563 --> 00:52:14,894 I'll take that. 844 00:52:15,699 --> 00:52:17,963 -There's a lot more. -Okay, okay. 845 00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:31,909 Holy shit, it's a cat! 846 00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:37,813 Full snap. I got you, kitty. 847 00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:41,721 Nice grab! 848 00:52:43,193 --> 00:52:44,387 One more to go. 849 00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:47,055 Fifi, where are you? 850 00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:51,290 -I think I found Fifi. -Oh, good! 851 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,034 Hang in there, buddy! 852 00:52:55,539 --> 00:52:56,767 I got it! 853 00:53:04,514 --> 00:53:06,414 Okay, let's do this together. 854 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:09,208 Be careful! 855 00:53:09,286 --> 00:53:11,686 All right, they do it all the time. Here we go. 856 00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:16,450 Oh, shit! 857 00:53:19,996 --> 00:53:20,985 Deeds. 858 00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:22,862 I'm okay. 859 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,526 Are you okay? 860 00:53:25,835 --> 00:53:28,167 Yes, I am. Thanks to you! 861 00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:31,905 You're hurting me! 862 00:53:36,179 --> 00:53:38,374 Longfellow Deeds is at it again. 863 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,176 His latest victim, Coretta Keeling... 864 00:53:41,251 --> 00:53:44,049 ...whose only crime was loving her cats too much. 865 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,384 And letting Deeds find out about it. 866 00:53:46,690 --> 00:53:49,022 -I'll get you! -Go away! 867 00:53:49,826 --> 00:53:51,817 -I love it. -Here comes two! 868 00:53:54,664 --> 00:53:57,929 -Cat killer! -After he finished with her cats... 869 00:53:58,001 --> 00:54:00,731 ...he turned his sights on Miss Keeling herself. 870 00:54:03,139 --> 00:54:04,367 My God! 871 00:54:04,941 --> 00:54:06,272 That's not what I shot. 872 00:54:06,343 --> 00:54:08,903 Has Longfellow Deeds been locked up? Of course not. 873 00:54:09,145 --> 00:54:13,275 While the rest of us obey the law, rich playboys like himself get to laugh at it. 874 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:18,688 Longfellow Deeds. Our jackass of the week. 875 00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:21,887 What the hell? Who edited that? 876 00:54:22,225 --> 00:54:26,559 I did. Your first cut was great, but I needed to spice it up a bit. 877 00:54:26,863 --> 00:54:28,797 The truth was a great story. 878 00:54:29,165 --> 00:54:32,157 He saved that woman and her seven cats. 879 00:54:32,469 --> 00:54:35,165 -He was heroic! -Heroic is nice. 880 00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,804 -Depraved and insane is better. -Hell, yeah! 881 00:54:38,074 --> 00:54:41,874 This footage you're getting, gorgeous. Keep it coming! 882 00:54:42,979 --> 00:54:45,504 God, how can we do this to such a sweet guy? 883 00:54:45,582 --> 00:54:47,607 Sweet? Sweet? 884 00:54:48,351 --> 00:54:49,818 Look at me! 885 00:54:49,886 --> 00:54:53,253 Was he sweet when he gave me the most savage beating of my life? 886 00:54:53,523 --> 00:54:55,821 -You were mugging me! -Babe! 887 00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:59,959 No one is as good as this guy's pretending to be. 888 00:55:00,597 --> 00:55:02,087 Don't be a sucker. 889 00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:04,324 He doesn't deserve this. 890 00:55:06,636 --> 00:55:08,297 He doesn't deserve you. 891 00:55:09,939 --> 00:55:11,236 My neck! 892 00:55:15,912 --> 00:55:20,110 I feel like an idiot. They made me look like a fool, Jan. 893 00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:23,810 I was thinking of going down to that lnside Access place... 894 00:55:24,287 --> 00:55:27,256 ...and giving Mac McGrath the beating of a lifetime. 895 00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:30,956 That sounds like fun, but don't stoop to their level. 896 00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:33,292 You're better than that, Deedsy. 897 00:55:33,697 --> 00:55:37,224 So hang in there. And know that we are always here for you. 898 00:55:39,269 --> 00:55:42,636 Thanks, Jan. My uncle really built an amazing company. 899 00:55:43,206 --> 00:55:46,437 Because of him, 50,000 people have jobs. 900 00:55:46,976 --> 00:55:49,467 And he always tried to do the right thing. 901 00:55:50,547 --> 00:55:52,811 Well, he does sound amazing. 902 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:56,581 But don't forget, he was related to you. 903 00:55:57,020 --> 00:56:01,354 Enough about that. Tell me more about this girl. 904 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:06,254 She's nice, a small-town kid, like me. 905 00:56:07,097 --> 00:56:10,032 Deedsy, you sick-ass mo' fo'.... 906 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:13,592 You got to tap that before she starts boning other guys, kid. 907 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:15,228 Boo-Yah! 908 00:56:17,307 --> 00:56:20,674 He thinks it's you! He thinks it's you! 909 00:56:22,312 --> 00:56:26,408 -Let's go, Cedar. Put some steam on it, kid. -Here it comes. 910 00:56:28,952 --> 00:56:31,716 He's trying to kill me. You're good at this. 911 00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:35,053 When you asked me to play, I thought you'd done this before. 912 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,855 No, Johnny McEnroe said it was wicked easy. 913 00:56:38,094 --> 00:56:40,324 Plus, it was my uncle's favorite game, right? 914 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:43,025 -How'd you know that? -I read it in his diary. 915 00:56:43,967 --> 00:56:44,956 Really? 916 00:56:45,969 --> 00:56:47,800 I didn't know he kept a diary. 917 00:56:52,175 --> 00:56:53,608 Sorry about that, dude. 918 00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:56,069 lt's okay. He's a new member. 919 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:57,972 Ball boy. 920 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,049 Ball boy! 921 00:57:02,452 --> 00:57:04,443 All right, baby, I'm ready for you. 922 00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:10,252 You okay? 923 00:57:10,493 --> 00:57:13,291 -Not a problem. -Anderson, you liked that, didn't you? 924 00:57:13,363 --> 00:57:14,523 I did. 925 00:57:14,731 --> 00:57:17,131 Listen, Deeds, I got some good news. 926 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,395 Those papers will be ready to sign tomorrow. 927 00:57:19,469 --> 00:57:22,734 So you can relax knowing your uncle's company'll be in good hands... 928 00:57:22,806 --> 00:57:25,206 ...and you can go home $40 billion richer. 929 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,869 I was thinking about maybe sticking around here... 930 00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:30,378 -...and going to some meetings with you. -What? 931 00:57:32,816 --> 00:57:33,976 Fault! 932 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:36,779 I figured I could learn, like this tennis thing. 933 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:43,085 I swear to God, I'm not trying to do that. 934 00:57:44,594 --> 00:57:46,926 I don't got to sell my shares right away, do I? 935 00:57:47,864 --> 00:57:51,527 Plus, I met this girl, Cedar. I swear to God, I think she's the one. 936 00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:54,597 That's wonderful for you. 937 00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,631 That got you right in the throat, huh? 938 00:58:01,177 --> 00:58:04,510 Got to ask you, though, if it hits you, is it my point or yours? 939 00:58:04,581 --> 00:58:06,913 -Yours. -I'm winning then, I guess. 940 00:58:12,856 --> 00:58:16,087 "Deeds info, meet in shower"? 941 00:58:21,364 --> 00:58:22,763 Sweet Jesus! 942 00:58:23,466 --> 00:58:26,799 Who are you? And what do you want to tell me? 943 00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:29,737 I'm a junior producer at Inside Access. 944 00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:34,269 I have information that will help you get Deeds out of town. lnterested? 945 00:58:34,644 --> 00:58:39,240 Very. Provided the information is good and you stop soaping your ass. 946 00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:45,949 -You know Deeds' girlfriend? -The school nurse. 947 00:58:46,623 --> 00:58:47,954 Not quite. 948 00:58:50,226 --> 00:58:53,457 Lucy, bring me the overnights. J.D. will tell you where they are. 949 00:58:54,063 --> 00:58:56,395 Hey. What the hell are you doing in my chair? 950 00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:58,459 Chuck Cedar. 951 00:58:59,235 --> 00:59:01,669 I think you and I could help each other out. 952 00:59:06,075 --> 00:59:09,374 -You excited about this trip? -I'm so excited. 953 00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:13,173 -Where are you taking me? -I told you, that's a surprise. 954 00:59:20,189 --> 00:59:21,213 Well? 955 00:59:23,259 --> 00:59:25,921 "Winchestertonfieldville, lowa." 956 00:59:26,930 --> 00:59:28,727 You got to be shitting me. 957 00:59:29,365 --> 00:59:31,196 I never heard you curse before. 958 00:59:31,467 --> 00:59:32,991 I'm that excited! 959 00:59:36,806 --> 00:59:41,470 All you Winchestertonfieldvillians, recognize this little girl? 960 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:47,444 I'll give you a hint. "I fell out of Boo Radley's apple tree... 961 00:59:47,550 --> 00:59:49,484 "...and my arm is killing me!" 962 00:59:53,623 --> 00:59:55,614 Come on, it's little Pammy Dawson! 963 00:59:57,794 --> 00:59:58,818 Hello. 964 00:59:59,729 --> 01:00:01,458 You related to Bill Dawson? 965 01:00:01,864 --> 01:00:04,628 Yes, he's my relative. 966 01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:06,834 I think I remember you. 967 01:00:07,870 --> 01:00:10,361 Did you used to have a hump on your back? 968 01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:15,301 -Yes, that was me. I had a slight hump. -Really? 969 01:00:15,378 --> 01:00:17,005 This was no slight hump. 970 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:21,080 The girl I'm thinking of looked like she had a damn beach ball on her back. 971 01:00:21,884 --> 01:00:25,581 Okay, it was a huge hump and I'm a little sensitive about it. 972 01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:28,916 Look, Martha, it's Quasimodo, all growed up. 973 01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:32,355 How wonderful! I thought you died. 974 01:00:33,596 --> 01:00:35,564 She actually became a school nurse. 975 01:00:35,932 --> 01:00:37,490 -You're a nurse? -Yes. 976 01:00:37,767 --> 01:00:39,359 What should I do about this? 977 01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:49,208 -I would call Dr. Pepper. -Who? 978 01:00:49,579 --> 01:00:53,640 lt was so great seeing everybody again. We're going to leave now. 979 01:00:54,017 --> 01:00:54,847 'Bye. 980 01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:58,018 -Hi, mailman. -'Morning. 981 01:00:58,087 --> 01:00:59,418 How you doing? 982 01:01:02,959 --> 01:01:04,551 Oh, my God, there it is. 983 01:01:04,861 --> 01:01:09,127 Blue shutters, red door, tire swing. That's your house, isn't it? 984 01:01:10,533 --> 01:01:11,830 Wouldn't you know it? 985 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:13,829 Come on. 986 01:01:16,205 --> 01:01:19,072 How you guys doing? You know who she is? 987 01:01:20,443 --> 01:01:23,503 She used to live in this house when she was a little girl. 988 01:01:23,579 --> 01:01:24,546 lt's true. 989 01:01:24,647 --> 01:01:27,878 You live here and she used to live here. You're practically cousins. 990 01:01:30,987 --> 01:01:32,750 So many memories. 991 01:01:34,557 --> 01:01:35,922 Where to begin? 992 01:01:36,759 --> 01:01:39,193 This is our fireplace... 993 01:01:39,729 --> 01:01:42,254 ...where my dad would build fires... 994 01:01:43,032 --> 01:01:44,090 ...out of wood. 995 01:01:44,167 --> 01:01:47,898 And this is the dining room, where we would have our meals... 996 01:01:47,970 --> 01:01:49,164 ...made of food. 997 01:01:49,739 --> 01:01:52,139 And this was my brother's room. 998 01:01:53,009 --> 01:01:54,909 My parents hated my brother. 999 01:01:55,144 --> 01:01:58,705 My daddy built this house with his bare hands six years ago. 1000 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,343 Your daddy is a liar. 1001 01:02:02,351 --> 01:02:03,682 How come you-- 1002 01:02:06,923 --> 01:02:09,790 He's choking. We should go. 1003 01:02:09,859 --> 01:02:11,793 -Help. -What are you talking about? 1004 01:02:11,861 --> 01:02:14,022 -You're the nurse, help him. -Save him! 1005 01:02:14,363 --> 01:02:16,729 -Stand back, kids. -He's gonna die! 1006 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:19,494 -Take him to the hospital! -Smack it out! 1007 01:02:20,002 --> 01:02:22,334 -Save him! -Get it out of him! 1008 01:02:22,705 --> 01:02:23,899 Save him, please! 1009 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,877 -That was amazing. -Thank you. 1010 01:02:32,548 --> 01:02:33,981 I saved his life. 1011 01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:36,851 You're my hero, Nurse Dawson. 1012 01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:43,286 Thank you, thank you. 1013 01:02:44,861 --> 01:02:47,056 -Good parking job, buddy. -Thanks, Deeds. 1014 01:02:47,697 --> 01:02:47,730 Testing, testing. 1015 01:02:47,730 --> 01:02:49,220 Testing, testing. 1016 01:02:49,665 --> 01:02:51,724 I had such a wonderful time. 1017 01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:54,536 Thank you for such a great day. 1018 01:02:56,205 --> 01:03:00,039 -Thanks for showing me your town. -I hope sometime to see your hometown. 1019 01:03:00,877 --> 01:03:03,402 Maybe someday this will be my new hometown. 1020 01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:05,669 Deeds. 1021 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:09,642 -There's something I have to tell you. -What's the matter? 1022 01:03:11,888 --> 01:03:12,820 What? 1023 01:03:14,223 --> 01:03:17,488 Go back to New Hampshire and enjoy being rich. 1024 01:03:18,227 --> 01:03:19,353 Just... 1025 01:03:19,929 --> 01:03:22,557 ...don't let anyone hurt you anymore, okay? 1026 01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:25,293 Sucker. 1027 01:03:28,271 --> 01:03:29,260 Pam. 1028 01:03:31,374 --> 01:03:32,966 I made a card for you. 1029 01:03:33,709 --> 01:03:35,040 lt's kind of dumb. 1030 01:03:35,111 --> 01:03:38,945 I never worked on anything harder, though, so don't laugh at me. 1031 01:03:40,716 --> 01:03:43,446 Remember we went to the restaurant that first night... 1032 01:03:43,519 --> 01:03:45,453 ...and you ordered chicken parmesan? 1033 01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:47,182 So I drew you a plate. 1034 01:03:47,957 --> 01:03:50,482 There's the chicken and the cheese... 1035 01:03:51,127 --> 01:03:54,426 ...and the linguini. That took me a long time with the squigglies. 1036 01:03:55,998 --> 01:03:57,158 lt's beautiful. 1037 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,693 There's a poem inside for you. 1038 01:04:04,407 --> 01:04:07,171 "Hard to breathe, feels like floating 1039 01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:11,237 "So full of love my heart's exploding 1040 01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:15,747 "Mouth is dry, hands are shaking 1041 01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:19,144 "My heart is yours for the taking 1042 01:04:21,157 --> 01:04:23,682 "Acting weird, not myself 1043 01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:28,993 "Dancing around like the Keebler elf" 1044 01:04:29,732 --> 01:04:31,063 That was funny. 1045 01:04:33,135 --> 01:04:35,899 "Finally time for this poor schlub 1046 01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:39,439 "to know how it feels to fall in lub" 1047 01:04:40,610 --> 01:04:43,807 I couldn't think of anything else that rhymes with "schlub." 1048 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,643 "Rub" and "tub" didn't work. 1049 01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,048 I'm sorry, Deeds. 1050 01:04:59,462 --> 01:05:03,865 -I'm really sorry. -Don't be sorry, that was unbelievable. 1051 01:05:08,004 --> 01:05:11,531 Hi, Mrs. Finch.... Atticus. 1052 01:05:12,942 --> 01:05:14,273 Sleep well. 1053 01:05:18,481 --> 01:05:21,314 -Al, I'm gonna walk home. -Okay, Deeds. 1054 01:05:31,127 --> 01:05:33,118 I love New York! 1055 01:05:33,496 --> 01:05:35,020 Nobody cares! 1056 01:05:42,672 --> 01:05:44,162 I'm in love with him. 1057 01:05:45,508 --> 01:05:48,341 I'm going to see him tonight and tell him everything. 1058 01:05:50,513 --> 01:05:53,812 -He'll probably punch you in the face. -I kind of hope he does. 1059 01:05:53,883 --> 01:05:56,249 Come on, Babe, snap out of it. 1060 01:05:56,319 --> 01:05:59,777 You really want to throw all this away for a dipshit like that? 1061 01:05:59,855 --> 01:06:04,383 He's not a dipshit. He's a goodhearted guy who we think is a weirdo... 1062 01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:08,294 ...because he doesn't share our sense of ironic detachment. 1063 01:06:08,698 --> 01:06:12,566 -All this hip, snide, smart-alecky-- -Bullshit? 1064 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:14,102 Yes, bullshit. 1065 01:06:14,704 --> 01:06:19,004 Well, in a few moments, I'll put on my Versace overcoat... 1066 01:06:19,075 --> 01:06:22,806 ...get into my Mercedes, drive to my Fifth Avenue apartment... 1067 01:06:22,878 --> 01:06:26,143 ...and squeeze my girlfriend's big, fake boobs. 1068 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:30,650 And that bullshit you're talking about paid for all of it. 1069 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:34,380 Good for you, Mac. But I'm still telling him. 1070 01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:35,791 Well.... 1071 01:06:37,593 --> 01:06:39,493 Babe Bennett falls in love. 1072 01:06:40,963 --> 01:06:43,454 I'm happy for you. I am. 1073 01:06:44,734 --> 01:06:46,224 Gonna miss you, Babe. 1074 01:06:47,169 --> 01:06:48,500 Something fierce. 1075 01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,495 You think she'll like this? 1076 01:07:20,136 --> 01:07:21,103 All right. 1077 01:07:21,370 --> 01:07:24,635 Chicken parmesan? Terrific, thank you. 1078 01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:26,636 Let's hear it. 1079 01:07:29,912 --> 01:07:32,540 -She gonna like that, Mr. Deeds. -Okay. 1080 01:07:33,516 --> 01:07:35,780 -Emilio, it looks beautiful. -Thank you. 1081 01:07:39,855 --> 01:07:42,983 These roses might be a little too high. I won't be able to see her. 1082 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:45,220 -Do we have anything smaller? -Yes, sir. 1083 01:07:45,294 --> 01:07:46,283 Okay. 1084 01:07:47,196 --> 01:07:48,185 Byron? 1085 01:07:48,931 --> 01:07:50,057 That's terrific. 1086 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,394 -Would you mind sitting for a second? -Yes, sir. 1087 01:07:55,938 --> 01:07:58,168 Say something to me. Pretend you're her. 1088 01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:00,265 -Me, sir? -Please. 1089 01:08:01,210 --> 01:08:02,199 Well... 1090 01:08:03,446 --> 01:08:07,109 ...it's nice of you to have invited me to dine with you this evening. 1091 01:08:07,349 --> 01:08:08,839 lt's my pleasure. 1092 01:08:08,984 --> 01:08:11,578 Actually, you're too tall. Can you slink down? 1093 01:08:13,656 --> 01:08:15,317 -Like this? -That's good. 1094 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:19,550 This is one of the best dates I've ever been on. 1095 01:08:20,596 --> 01:08:22,587 You make me feel very special. 1096 01:08:23,466 --> 01:08:25,491 You make me feel very special, too. 1097 01:08:26,335 --> 01:08:28,064 That's why I got this for you. 1098 01:08:29,171 --> 01:08:30,661 Okay, lean forward. 1099 01:08:35,611 --> 01:08:38,774 -I really like you a lot. -I like you, too. 1100 01:08:39,048 --> 01:08:42,779 -I can't stop thinking about you. -I can't stop thinking about you. 1101 01:08:42,852 --> 01:08:44,479 Please let me touch your feet. 1102 01:08:45,387 --> 01:08:48,049 Okay, this is getting weird. You can stand up now. 1103 01:08:51,494 --> 01:08:53,462 -Deeds! -Fellows! 1104 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:56,796 We wanted to come and wish you the best on your big night. 1105 01:08:56,866 --> 01:09:00,962 Thanks a lot. I'm so nervous. I never asked anybody to marry me before. 1106 01:09:01,036 --> 01:09:03,596 lt's 7:30, time for Inside Access. 1107 01:09:03,672 --> 01:09:06,163 We're not in for any more nasty surprises, are we? 1108 01:09:06,575 --> 01:09:10,306 I don't think so. I haven't done anything stupid all day. I've been here. 1109 01:09:10,379 --> 01:09:14,247 Let's see what lame show they put on when they don't have Deeds to pick on. 1110 01:09:14,617 --> 01:09:16,016 Excuse me! 1111 01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:20,547 -Could you put on Channel 8, please? -You got it. 1112 01:09:23,125 --> 01:09:25,787 Welcome to lnside Access. I'm Mac McGrath. 1113 01:09:26,529 --> 01:09:30,431 All of us here at I. A. take pride in our ability to handle... 1114 01:09:30,499 --> 01:09:33,059 ...every story with sensitivity and empathy... 1115 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:33,931 Okay, pal. 1116 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:36,904 ...while maintaining an appropriate journalistic distance. 1117 01:09:36,972 --> 01:09:41,534 But what happens when a reporter becomes part of what she's reporting? 1118 01:09:41,610 --> 01:09:45,478 What happens when a journalist falls in love with an idiot? 1119 01:09:46,682 --> 01:09:48,946 That's Longfellow Deeds with Pam Dawson. 1120 01:09:49,218 --> 01:09:51,846 -I can't believe they involved her in this. -A school nurse... 1121 01:09:51,921 --> 01:09:55,448 ...who recently moved to New York City from Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa. 1122 01:09:55,524 --> 01:09:59,392 But wait. Doesn't Pam Dawson bear a striking resemblance to... 1123 01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:03,127 ...Babe Bennett, a producer here at lnside Access? 1124 01:10:03,432 --> 01:10:06,128 In fact, the two are one and the same. 1125 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:09,865 We'll wire your apartment with state-of-the-art surveillance video. 1126 01:10:10,506 --> 01:10:11,768 Sounds good. 1127 01:10:12,808 --> 01:10:13,797 Deeds. 1128 01:10:20,783 --> 01:10:23,775 I came here to try to explain. 1129 01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:55,312 I'm the biggest sucker in the world. 1130 01:10:56,352 --> 01:10:57,979 This town can be brutal. 1131 01:10:58,654 --> 01:11:00,144 I don't belong here. 1132 01:11:00,222 --> 01:11:03,123 I can't run the company, I can't even run my own life. 1133 01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:05,786 Sure you can. The good news is the papers are ready. 1134 01:11:05,861 --> 01:11:09,319 Once you sign them, we'll get our stock and you'll get your $40 billion. 1135 01:11:09,398 --> 01:11:12,333 I don't want that money. Just give it to a charity. 1136 01:11:12,701 --> 01:11:16,467 -What's a good charity? -The United Negro College Fund? 1137 01:11:16,805 --> 01:11:18,432 Okay, give it to those guys. 1138 01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:28,111 Can we give you a ride to the airport? The company chopper will take you home. 1139 01:11:28,183 --> 01:11:30,651 Thanks, anyway. I'll be all right on my own. 1140 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:34,314 -Nice meeting you all. -Nice meeting you, Deeds. 1141 01:11:38,193 --> 01:11:39,251 Goodbye! 1142 01:11:41,163 --> 01:11:42,187 Goodbye. 1143 01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:28,135 lt's not right. 1144 01:12:28,844 --> 01:12:30,141 lt's not right. 1145 01:12:57,272 --> 01:12:59,365 You must be Jan. My name is-- 1146 01:12:59,441 --> 01:13:02,604 I know who you are. Wham-bam Dawson. 1147 01:13:03,712 --> 01:13:05,737 A. k. a. Little Miss Slut-Slut. 1148 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:09,142 Okay, I deserve that. 1149 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:11,448 Do you have any idea how much you hurt him? 1150 01:13:11,787 --> 01:13:13,982 You're not getting anywhere near that boy. 1151 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:17,958 I have to find him and there's nothing you can do to stop me. 1152 01:13:19,528 --> 01:13:23,726 -There's a lot I can do to stop you. -He needs to know how bad I feel. 1153 01:13:24,266 --> 01:13:26,791 And that I would go to the end of the earth... 1154 01:13:26,869 --> 01:13:30,771 ...I would do anything to take back what I did to him. 1155 01:13:30,839 --> 01:13:34,570 I'm sorry, all I heard was, "Blah, blah, I'm a dirty tramp." 1156 01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:38,475 Tell you what. You get by me... 1157 01:13:40,549 --> 01:13:42,210 ...I'll tell you where he is. 1158 01:13:48,590 --> 01:13:49,921 Feeling crazy! 1159 01:13:52,694 --> 01:13:54,025 Come to Mama. 1160 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:04,998 I was a rodeo clown for six years. You'll have to step it up a notch, shorty. 1161 01:14:05,073 --> 01:14:06,631 You mean like this? 1162 01:14:11,046 --> 01:14:14,311 Where were you kicking? I ain't got no balls, dummy! 1163 01:14:15,150 --> 01:14:16,139 Get up! 1164 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,345 -Put me down! -You got it! 1165 01:14:23,759 --> 01:14:27,058 -Just tell me where Deeds is. -Bring your bony ass over here. 1166 01:14:28,263 --> 01:14:31,994 I want to cut you into eight slices of bitch-eroni. 1167 01:14:46,048 --> 01:14:47,310 Are you all right? 1168 01:14:48,417 --> 01:14:50,715 Good kick, honey. Good kick. 1169 01:14:54,556 --> 01:14:55,750 Crazy Eyes! 1170 01:15:03,232 --> 01:15:04,790 -All right. -Here you go. 1171 01:15:05,601 --> 01:15:07,831 Peanut butter and gumballs. Nice combo. 1172 01:15:08,070 --> 01:15:11,267 Don't worry about what happened. Time heals all things. 1173 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,232 Except these crazy eyes. 1174 01:15:14,610 --> 01:15:16,840 lt's good to be home. I know that much. 1175 01:15:17,613 --> 01:15:21,310 I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there. 1176 01:15:23,952 --> 01:15:26,182 Although it's a shame about that Cedar fellow... 1177 01:15:26,255 --> 01:15:29,691 ...tearing apart your uncle's company and firing all those nice people. 1178 01:15:29,758 --> 01:15:30,816 Where'd you hear that? 1179 01:15:30,893 --> 01:15:33,225 I watch the stock market channel all the time. 1180 01:15:33,562 --> 01:15:37,293 I just watch because I suspect that anchorman of being an evil leprechaun. 1181 01:15:37,733 --> 01:15:40,395 He can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me. 1182 01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:46,305 There it is. 1183 01:15:55,784 --> 01:15:56,773 Someone! 1184 01:15:57,219 --> 01:15:58,311 Help! 1185 01:16:04,026 --> 01:16:05,891 Deeds! Help! 1186 01:16:07,462 --> 01:16:09,555 Deeds! Help! 1187 01:16:09,665 --> 01:16:11,360 Oh, God! Deeds! 1188 01:16:22,611 --> 01:16:23,942 Oh, my God! 1189 01:16:33,055 --> 01:16:35,615 Where do you got the camera hidden, in the woods? 1190 01:16:35,691 --> 01:16:36,851 No camera. 1191 01:16:36,959 --> 01:16:39,427 I'm so cold. Please! 1192 01:16:39,695 --> 01:16:41,560 You gonna get mugged in there, too? 1193 01:16:41,897 --> 01:16:43,091 I'm so... 1194 01:16:44,099 --> 01:16:45,066 ...sorry. 1195 01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:48,269 I really love you. 1196 01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:50,669 Bullshit! 1197 01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:17,458 I'm coming! 1198 01:17:19,901 --> 01:17:22,597 Go down! Go down! 1199 01:17:22,671 --> 01:17:24,571 Here comes the black foot. 1200 01:17:26,608 --> 01:17:27,597 No! 1201 01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:33,611 I know it's gross, but grab it. 1202 01:17:38,186 --> 01:17:40,313 I got you. I got you. 1203 01:17:40,756 --> 01:17:45,489 -Oh, God, your foot is disgusting! -I know, I know. Come here. 1204 01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:48,588 Come on, you okay? You okay? 1205 01:17:49,297 --> 01:17:50,525 I think so. 1206 01:17:54,069 --> 01:17:56,902 You didn't really fall out of an apple tree, did you? 1207 01:17:58,907 --> 01:17:59,896 No. 1208 01:18:02,544 --> 01:18:04,068 But I really love you. 1209 01:18:06,181 --> 01:18:08,308 I don't even know who you are. 1210 01:18:09,384 --> 01:18:10,681 I'm sorry. 1211 01:18:37,279 --> 01:18:39,110 I am so sorry. 1212 01:18:47,089 --> 01:18:51,549 A company in tatters. Preston Blake's great legacy gone to the highest bidder. 1213 01:18:51,626 --> 01:18:55,357 The shocking announcement from Chuck Cedar today confirmed that Blake Media... 1214 01:18:55,430 --> 01:18:58,297 ...will be stripped down and sold off piece by piece. 1215 01:18:58,633 --> 01:19:02,000 The only man who could stand up to Mr. Cedar and save the company... 1216 01:19:02,070 --> 01:19:06,598 ...Longfellow Deeds, has apparently given up his voting rights and left the city. 1217 01:19:07,109 --> 01:19:09,771 The sale's expected to pass with unanimous consent... 1218 01:19:09,845 --> 01:19:13,804 ...at the annual stockholders' meeting here in New York tomorrow afternoon. 1219 01:19:14,249 --> 01:19:17,844 Sources indicate that virtually all of Blake's 50,000 employees... 1220 01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:20,387 ...are likely to lose their jobs. 1221 01:19:20,455 --> 01:19:22,514 Wait a minute. I'm a Blake employee. 1222 01:19:23,258 --> 01:19:26,022 Holy shit! This sucks. 1223 01:19:27,129 --> 01:19:30,929 Ladies and gentlemen, the bottom line is that this divestiture... 1224 01:19:30,999 --> 01:19:35,993 ...will result in every shareholder, all of you and myself included... 1225 01:19:36,404 --> 01:19:39,373 ...getting a substantial premium for our shares. 1226 01:19:41,209 --> 01:19:44,838 But before we vote, the company bylaws require me to open the floor... 1227 01:19:44,913 --> 01:19:48,713 ...to shareholders for statements either for or against this buyout plan. 1228 01:19:49,117 --> 01:19:51,210 Does anyone wish to make a statement? 1229 01:19:51,686 --> 01:19:55,247 Dismantling this company would be an insult to a great man. 1230 01:19:56,091 --> 01:19:57,149 You scared me. 1231 01:19:57,592 --> 01:20:01,756 It is an unspeakable outrage and it cannot be allowed to happen. 1232 01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:07,795 Excuse me. I got a statement. 1233 01:20:10,572 --> 01:20:12,130 Longfellow Deeds. 1234 01:20:12,207 --> 01:20:15,233 Unfortunately, since you sold me your 300 million shares... 1235 01:20:15,310 --> 01:20:18,746 -...you've no right to speak at this meeting. -Unfortunately for you... 1236 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:21,544 ...I bought one share of Blake Media this morning. 1237 01:20:21,616 --> 01:20:24,380 You told me every stockholder has a say in this company. 1238 01:20:24,753 --> 01:20:26,311 Even the little guy. 1239 01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:33,060 You have two minutes, but remember, I control 49 percent of this company. 1240 01:20:33,128 --> 01:20:36,256 You're gonna have to persuade just about everyone else... 1241 01:20:36,331 --> 01:20:37,821 ...to start hating money. 1242 01:20:45,607 --> 01:20:47,802 Hello, everybody. I'm Deeds. 1243 01:20:48,710 --> 01:20:51,804 For a little while, I was a big part of this company. 1244 01:20:52,414 --> 01:20:54,678 I was wicked rich and powerful. 1245 01:20:55,450 --> 01:20:58,180 Now being rich and powerful isn't a bad thing. 1246 01:20:59,321 --> 01:21:03,223 It looks like the Monopoly guy over there is pretty darned psyched about it. 1247 01:21:04,226 --> 01:21:07,252 But the problem is what can happen when you decide... 1248 01:21:07,329 --> 01:21:11,698 ...that you would do absolutely anything to become rich and powerful. 1249 01:21:11,766 --> 01:21:14,633 I don't know who licked the red off your lollipop today... 1250 01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:17,035 ...but you are preaching to the wrong choir. 1251 01:21:17,372 --> 01:21:19,533 All I'm saying is, when you were kids... 1252 01:21:19,608 --> 01:21:22,805 ...did you dream about becoming a savvy investor one day... 1253 01:21:23,078 --> 01:21:25,979 ...who would think with his wallet instead of his heart? 1254 01:21:27,148 --> 01:21:28,979 Come on, I know I didn't. 1255 01:21:29,484 --> 01:21:31,213 I wanted to be a fireman. 1256 01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:35,387 I wanted to be the guy everybody called on if they were in trouble. 1257 01:21:35,824 --> 01:21:37,382 I wanted to help people... 1258 01:21:37,459 --> 01:21:40,587 ...and yeah, I wanted to slide down those wicked awesome poles. 1259 01:21:41,997 --> 01:21:45,398 But money, that was the last thing I thought about. 1260 01:21:46,368 --> 01:21:49,462 What about you, sir? Did you want to be a fireman? 1261 01:21:49,537 --> 01:21:50,868 No, I did not. 1262 01:21:52,407 --> 01:21:54,671 Truth be told, I wanted to be a veterinarian. 1263 01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:57,211 Cool. Why would you want to do that? 1264 01:21:58,079 --> 01:22:01,014 -I wanted to help sick animals. -And what do you do now? 1265 01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:03,407 I own a chain of slaughterhouses. 1266 01:22:03,852 --> 01:22:06,753 You kind of went the other way on that one, didn't you? 1267 01:22:07,822 --> 01:22:08,686 Okay. 1268 01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:11,351 In the back. Come on. Tell me what you wanted to be. 1269 01:22:11,426 --> 01:22:13,656 I wanted to be a magician. 1270 01:22:15,263 --> 01:22:19,324 -And what do you do now? -I operate a pornographic website. 1271 01:22:20,035 --> 01:22:24,096 That makes people happy also, I guess. But kind of in a grosser way. 1272 01:22:25,407 --> 01:22:27,739 -Who else? -I wanted to be a senator. 1273 01:22:28,243 --> 01:22:32,111 -I wanted to be a florist. -lnternational House Pancake. 1274 01:22:32,647 --> 01:22:34,308 I wanted to be a man. 1275 01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:38,316 That explains a lot. 1276 01:22:38,887 --> 01:22:41,117 I wanted to be a Ping-Pong champion. 1277 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:46,826 But you're not those things you wanted to be, are you? 1278 01:22:47,295 --> 01:22:51,129 Everybody made a compromise, then another compromise, and now... 1279 01:22:51,199 --> 01:22:56,102 ...you're about to put 50,000 people out of work, to make a quick buck? Come on. 1280 01:22:56,604 --> 01:22:59,971 I bet if we ran into the 6th-grade versions of ourselves right now... 1281 01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:03,033 ...they would kick our asses and put Bubble Yum in our hair... 1282 01:23:03,111 --> 01:23:05,204 ...for even thinking about doing this. 1283 01:23:07,415 --> 01:23:10,009 He's right. I would've beat my greedy ass red. 1284 01:23:10,251 --> 01:23:12,617 I would've thrown myself off the merry-go-round. 1285 01:23:12,687 --> 01:23:17,147 I would've tied myself naked to a chair and burned myself with lit cigarettes. 1286 01:23:18,593 --> 01:23:21,528 Did anyone here dream of becoming a psychiatrist? 1287 01:23:21,663 --> 01:23:22,857 Just kidding, pal. 1288 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:26,630 There's still hope for the kids inside of all of us. 1289 01:23:26,701 --> 01:23:29,169 Please don't break up my uncle's company. 1290 01:23:31,539 --> 01:23:33,200 I always wanted to do that. 1291 01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:45,008 Well... 1292 01:23:46,087 --> 01:23:47,918 ...that was very touching, Deeds. 1293 01:23:49,057 --> 01:23:51,287 It appears this divestiture has been defeated. 1294 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:53,825 Unless I'm forgetting something. 1295 01:23:55,296 --> 01:23:56,923 My 300 million votes... 1296 01:23:56,998 --> 01:24:00,900 ...plus the five million votes I control as proxy for the foreign investors. 1297 01:24:00,969 --> 01:24:03,164 So which way should I vote my 51 percent? 1298 01:24:04,839 --> 01:24:06,067 I vote aye. 1299 01:24:06,674 --> 01:24:08,869 305 million times. 1300 01:24:10,145 --> 01:24:14,013 The ayes have it. And Blake Media is no more. 1301 01:24:14,082 --> 01:24:15,879 Not so fast, Chuck. 1302 01:24:17,218 --> 01:24:20,517 Too bad for you, when I was a kid, I wanted to be a good reporter. 1303 01:24:20,588 --> 01:24:23,352 Miss Bennett, I wasn't aware you were a stockholder. 1304 01:24:23,425 --> 01:24:25,586 There's a couple things you're not aware of. 1305 01:24:25,660 --> 01:24:28,185 How to tweeze your eyebrows, for instance. 1306 01:24:28,696 --> 01:24:33,224 Also, when Deeds gave away his fortune, he gave away something that wasn't his. 1307 01:24:34,669 --> 01:24:39,129 -What are you talking about? -I have here the diary of Preston Blake. 1308 01:24:42,010 --> 01:24:43,443 I stole it and read it. 1309 01:24:43,511 --> 01:24:46,810 Please don't be mad at me. I did it for good reasons, I promise. 1310 01:24:47,182 --> 01:24:50,151 I would like to read a passage from Mr. Blake's diary... 1311 01:24:50,418 --> 01:24:52,978 ...dated April 12, 1957. 1312 01:24:53,955 --> 01:24:56,253 "I am a volcano of lust. 1313 01:24:56,391 --> 01:25:00,157 "I've gotten this far in business by following my heart. 1314 01:25:00,628 --> 01:25:02,357 "And I must follow it now... 1315 01:25:02,931 --> 01:25:04,228 "...in love. 1316 01:25:05,967 --> 01:25:09,425 "If she just gives me a sign, an opening." 1317 01:25:09,804 --> 01:25:12,671 Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree, Mr. Blake? 1318 01:25:14,275 --> 01:25:16,004 You can call me Preston. 1319 01:25:18,046 --> 01:25:21,743 Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree, Preston? 1320 01:25:23,451 --> 01:25:24,440 Yes. 1321 01:25:26,588 --> 01:25:27,577 Yes. 1322 01:25:28,490 --> 01:25:29,479 Yes! 1323 01:25:30,692 --> 01:25:32,592 Who was this mystery woman? 1324 01:25:32,827 --> 01:25:37,457 I have here the Blake Media ledger sign-in book from April, 1957. 1325 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:43,196 On the night of the 12th, there was only one woman working on Blake's floor. 1326 01:25:43,638 --> 01:25:48,098 Sadly, nine months later, she died, giving birth to a son. 1327 01:25:48,676 --> 01:25:50,166 A son born... 1328 01:25:50,445 --> 01:25:53,380 ...January 23, 1958. 1329 01:25:54,115 --> 01:25:55,480 That is my birthday. 1330 01:25:55,817 --> 01:25:57,978 To Miss Consuela Lopez. 1331 01:25:58,553 --> 01:25:59,986 That is my mother. 1332 01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,885 And the rightful heir to $40 billion! 1333 01:26:03,324 --> 01:26:04,814 That is my money? 1334 01:26:05,026 --> 01:26:07,494 A simple DNA test will show... 1335 01:26:07,629 --> 01:26:11,690 ...that Emilio Lopez is the majority stockholder to Blake Media. 1336 01:26:11,933 --> 01:26:14,060 -lt is my money! -That's your money! 1337 01:26:14,235 --> 01:26:15,759 That is my money! 1338 01:26:17,372 --> 01:26:18,771 Way to go, Emilio! 1339 01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:21,440 I will do good things for everyone. 1340 01:26:21,943 --> 01:26:24,173 Free flamenco lessons for all. 1341 01:26:24,279 --> 01:26:26,338 People, people! Please! 1342 01:26:26,514 --> 01:26:30,006 -That is my money. -Don't be misled. These are all lies. 1343 01:26:30,385 --> 01:26:31,682 Mr. Cedar... 1344 01:26:32,487 --> 01:26:33,647 ...you are fired. 1345 01:26:34,122 --> 01:26:35,851 You can't fire me! 1346 01:26:36,424 --> 01:26:37,891 I'm in control! 1347 01:26:38,259 --> 01:26:40,022 Get your hands off me! I'm Chuck Cedar! 1348 01:26:40,662 --> 01:26:42,425 At the lake, when you saved my life... 1349 01:26:42,497 --> 01:26:45,159 ...which I never got a chance to properly thank you for-- 1350 01:26:45,233 --> 01:26:47,758 -You're welcome. -You said you didn't know who I was. 1351 01:26:47,835 --> 01:26:50,326 And it made me realize I don't know who I am. 1352 01:26:50,505 --> 01:26:53,770 So I started working on it and here's what I got so far. 1353 01:26:54,275 --> 01:26:57,733 My name is Babe Bennett. I grew up in Syossett, Long lsland. 1354 01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:01,838 I have brown eyes and I don't know what my natural hair color is anymore. 1355 01:27:02,217 --> 01:27:05,380 When I was in 5th grade, I got a crush on Walter Cronkite. 1356 01:27:05,453 --> 01:27:09,048 And I really did have that Holly Hobby notebook I was telling you about. 1357 01:27:09,157 --> 01:27:13,218 I love Bruce Springsteen, Almond Roca and Abbott and Costello movies. 1358 01:27:13,461 --> 01:27:15,520 I don't like licorice or my ankles. 1359 01:27:16,097 --> 01:27:19,260 More importantly, I know that I messed up real bad. 1360 01:27:19,434 --> 01:27:22,130 And I'd be willing to spend the rest of my life... 1361 01:27:22,503 --> 01:27:24,801 ...begging you to give me another chance... 1362 01:27:24,973 --> 01:27:27,271 ...because I am so deeply in love with you... 1363 01:27:28,376 --> 01:27:31,812 ...and I know it's definitely that forever kind of love-- 1364 01:27:31,879 --> 01:27:33,210 You're crazy. 1365 01:27:35,650 --> 01:27:37,140 You have beautiful ankles. 1366 01:27:47,695 --> 01:27:49,162 Let's go home. 1367 01:27:51,633 --> 01:27:54,363 You're fired! You! You! 1368 01:27:54,669 --> 01:27:57,160 Oh, you, sir. You are definitely fired. 1369 01:27:57,805 --> 01:28:02,765 I'd like to stay. I think I can really do some good if I just got another chance. 1370 01:28:06,481 --> 01:28:10,508 Not fired. But tomorrow morning, you let me change your socks. 1371 01:28:12,153 --> 01:28:13,142 Okay. 1372 01:28:14,455 --> 01:28:17,549 And you, Long-Long-Longfellow... 1373 01:28:17,925 --> 01:28:21,224 ...you are the one who made all this possible... 1374 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:24,288 ...with your beautiful words and your beautiful spirit. 1375 01:28:24,632 --> 01:28:27,430 And Miss Bennett, with her beautiful research. 1376 01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:29,402 How can I thank you? 1377 01:28:29,804 --> 01:28:32,967 All I want is your friendship, Emilio. You're a good man. 1378 01:28:34,208 --> 01:28:35,402 I'll miss you. 1379 01:28:36,844 --> 01:28:37,833 Deeds! 1380 01:28:39,147 --> 01:28:41,980 -How about $1 billion? -All right. 1381 01:28:42,517 --> 01:28:43,415 Done. 1382 01:28:56,297 --> 01:28:57,355 Holy Jeez! 1383 01:28:58,166 --> 01:28:59,633 I can't believe it! 1384 01:29:00,201 --> 01:29:02,601 -What's that? -A letter from Hallmark. 1385 01:29:02,670 --> 01:29:05,161 They're actually going to buy one of my cards. 1386 01:29:05,273 --> 01:29:09,334 -My gosh! Which one? -The one I wrote for you, remember it? 1387 01:29:09,977 --> 01:29:11,376 Do I remember? 1388 01:29:12,046 --> 01:29:14,913 "Hard to breathe, feels like floating 1389 01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:18,010 "So full of love my heart's exploding 1390 01:29:18,286 --> 01:29:21,312 "Mouth is dry, hands are shaking 1391 01:29:21,723 --> 01:29:24,021 "My heart is yours for the taking 1392 01:29:24,492 --> 01:29:26,790 "Acting weird, not myself 1393 01:29:27,261 --> 01:29:29,855 "Dancing around like the Keebler elf 1394 01:29:30,164 --> 01:29:33,224 "Finally time for this poor schlub 1395 01:29:34,769 --> 01:29:37,897 "to know how it feels to fall in lub" 1396 01:29:38,506 --> 01:29:39,803 I'm so proud of you! 1397 01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:48,644 Can you believe Deeds bought us all these? 1398 01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:55,052 Damn, these things are fast! 1399 01:29:59,427 --> 01:30:00,724 I'm okay! 1400 01:30:01,763 --> 01:30:02,661 I'm okay! 1401 01:34:01,763 --> 01:34:05,661 Rippedy by mUy_tAte from Mr.Deeds.WS.DVDRip.XViD-DcN