1 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,532 @ Now, Peter Piper picked peppers @ 2 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:09,540 @ But Run rocked rhymes @ 3 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:10,701 @ Humpty Dumpty fell down @ 4 00:00:10,777 --> 00:00:11,766 @ That's his hard time @ 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,904 @ Jack Be Nimble was nimble, and he was quick @ 6 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:16,175 @ But Jam Master cut faster, Jack's on Jay's dick @ 7 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:18,649 @ Now, Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep @ 8 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:20,982 @ And Rip Van Winkle fell the hell asleep @ 9 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:23,284 @ And Alice chillin' somewhere in Wonderland @ 10 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,449 @ Jack's servin' Jill, bucket in his hand @ 11 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,459 @ And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound @ 12 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:30,860 @ The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down @ 13 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:33,329 G: For as long as l can remember, 14 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,961 the three of us have always been best friends. 15 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:40,400 Even when we were babies, 16 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:43,636 me, Lonnie, and Dom shared the same crib. 17 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,644 @ Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing @ 18 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:49,011 @ But Jam Master's gettin' loose and D.M. C. 's the king @ 19 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:50,344 [ All belching ] 20 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,885 We were tight, like brothers. 21 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:55,682 But we all had our own dreams. 22 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:58,148 G , let me down . 23 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:03,218 Lonnie dreamed of two things. 24 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,029 Mmm . 25 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:10,900 First was that Rolonda loved him as much as he loved her. 26 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:16,607 [ Yelps, growls ] 27 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,005 Huh? 28 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:23,075 But all she loved was his money. 29 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:26,679 He also wanted to be a big inventor. 30 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,087 My boy Dom. 31 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:31,623 He just loved the music. 32 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:33,784 [ Hip-hop music plays ] 33 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:39,689 As for me, well, l was built to be a professional athlete. 34 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,791 Yeah, l was gonna be the best bo xer 35 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:45,201 to come out of South Philly since Rocky. 36 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:49,036 l was gonna be the Black Stallion! 37 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:52,141 Dag , this burns! 38 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,305 [ Gasping ] Oxygen . 39 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,344 $2 Tuesday was karate night. 40 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:01,978 ALL: Hyah ! 41 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:12,297 Sometimes my cousin Randall would chill with us. 42 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,066 He had a thing for candyjacking. 43 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,797 l want it chilly up in here! 44 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:21,403 You now on Cha Ching's most-wanted list. 45 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:25,241 That's why we called him ''No Good. '' 46 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:28,474 We went from boys to men together. 47 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:32,348 And the three of us moved into Lonnie's Uncle Virgil's house. 48 00:02:32,418 --> 00:02:36,081 lt was just temporary until we could find a better place. 49 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:50,736 You have a ride home, XiXi? 50 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:52,566 Yes, Father. 51 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,066 Don't be late. 52 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:56,870 Yes, Father. 53 00:02:57,443 --> 00:02:59,206 Give your father kiss. 54 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:06,916 Bye, Father. 55 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,716 Look. We can go in Uncle Virgil's room . 56 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:42,254 He got one of them orthopedic beds. 57 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:43,755 Guess who. 58 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:45,987 -Alvena? -No. 59 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,287 Mm . Hold up. Ooh . 60 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,759 Ooh ! Rashida. 61 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,295 Oh , no, no. This is Laquida. 62 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,354 Unh-unh-unh ! This is Tamika. 63 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:53,956 You got one more chance to get it. 64 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:56,399 Or you won't be making it to your next fight. 65 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,671 Hey, baby. 66 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,673 l knew it was you . l was just having fun . 67 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,231 Sorry l'm late. 68 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:05,504 Had to get a ride from my father. 69 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,239 Does your pops know you came to see me? 70 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:08,075 Yes. 71 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:09,944 Come on , baby. You know that's not cool . 72 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:12,177 Forget about my father. 73 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:14,678 l love you . 74 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,052 That's what matters. 75 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:23,660 @ Happy birthday to you @ 76 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,027 Hey, Lonnie! 77 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:29,125 @ Happy birthday to you @ 78 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:34,265 @ Happy birthday, dear Lonnie @ 79 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:40,245 @ Happy birthday to you @ 80 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:44,480 Make a wish , Lon . 81 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:47,212 l wish Rolonda was here. 82 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:51,519 Ho-londa! 83 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:52,558 Get out the way! 84 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,559 -Big Swoll in the house. -You got your wish . 85 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,959 Can l get her for my birthday, too? 86 00:04:58,064 --> 00:05:00,532 Happy birthday, boyfriend . 87 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,466 Rolonda. 88 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:08,734 Don't stop. 89 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,800 l was beginning to think that you weren't gonna show. 90 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:15,279 You know Ro-Ro wouldn't miss her Lonnie's birthday party. 91 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:17,680 l knew you wouldn't let me down . 92 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,985 This right here is my cousin Big Swoll . 93 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,682 He just got out the penitentiary. 94 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:24,848 Hey, Big Swoll . 95 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:26,789 lt's good to meet a member of the family. 96 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:28,258 Yeah , l'm all right, Johnny. 97 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,920 Happy birthday, man . 98 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:33,463 You know, Rolonda, l was thinking that. . . 99 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,125 Ooh ! Cake. 100 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:36,862 That's what l want. Some cake. 101 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:38,494 l haven't eaten in two whole hours. 102 00:05:38,571 --> 00:05:42,974 And for some reason , l just can't stop eating . 103 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,874 Ooh . There it is. 104 00:05:57,557 --> 00:05:58,785 Nia. 105 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:02,083 You looked so busy at work today. 106 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:03,890 l'm surprised to see you here. 107 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:06,431 The studio was really busy today. 108 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:09,400 How could l miss one of your famous parties? 109 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:12,802 Yeah , and you're wearing that top that l love so much . 110 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:15,801 That's 'cause l want you to take it off. 111 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:24,447 Just a second , baby. 112 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:34,991 Go, Daddy, go. 113 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,723 Ooh , ooh , ooh . 114 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:39,628 That's cute. 115 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:42,725 [ Moans ] 116 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,133 Oh ! 117 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:47,195 Mmm ! Ooh ! 118 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:49,298 l'm here now. l'm here. 119 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:50,706 Oh . 120 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,871 You know, l . . . 121 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,944 l have these feelings. 122 00:06:57,683 --> 00:07:00,345 l want to take care of you , Rolonda. 123 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:03,745 And l was thinking we could get our own place 124 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:07,384 and maybe get married someday. 125 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:08,883 Damn , Lonnie. 126 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:12,158 That's real sweet, baby. 127 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:14,699 Nigger ain't never said no shit like that before. 128 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,667 So you think maybe we could . . . 129 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:17,998 Oh . 1 0:30, boo. 130 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:19,401 You know what that mean . 131 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:20,871 What? My show is on . 132 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,498 @ Hey, now, my show is on @ 133 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,167 @ Ooh, ooh, my show is on @ 134 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:26,040 Up next, ''Compton 9022 1 .'' 135 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,603 My show is on , too. 136 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:31,582 @ Compton 9022 1 @ 137 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,545 DOMlNlC: We can't be cleaning up like this. 138 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,214 We gotta hire ourselves a maid . 139 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,553 G : What are you complaining about? 140 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,217 l'm the one on my hands and knees. 141 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,989 l thought that was your favorite position . 142 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:45,724 -LONNlE : Good morning , guys. -Hey. 143 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:47,794 Hey. 144 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:48,856 What's wrong , man? 145 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,835 What's wrong , Lon? 146 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:55,067 l'm a year older, and l'm still here with you two guys 147 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,574 at my Uncle Virgil's house. 148 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:59,110 You know what you sound like right now, man? 149 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:00,042 Nah . What? 150 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:01,443 A bitch . 151 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:03,172 Yeah . Seriously, Lonnie. 152 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,479 You don't want to mess around with a good thing . 153 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:07,348 l mean , take a look around you . 154 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,786 We got the tight bachelor pad . 155 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:13,451 We could do whatever we want. l mean , this is it. 156 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:14,993 We made it, man . 157 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:16,187 Right there, dawg . 158 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:17,957 Mm ! Ta-dow! 159 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,458 [ Clears throat ] 160 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:23,161 You better clean this damn mess up before you leave. 161 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,669 l know that. 162 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,901 Whip some ass up in here. 163 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,375 This is it? 164 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:33,812 Getting yelled at like schoolchildren? 165 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:37,871 l mean , l thought l'd be further along in my life by now. 166 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,918 You know, have my own family. 167 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:42,147 My own place. 168 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:50,090 One of these days you guys are gonna grow up. 169 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,704 You 1 2 minutes late. 170 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:06,836 l dock paycheck. 171 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:09,245 Look, Cha Ching , l know we got friction between us 172 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:11,613 on account that l took that Kit Kat seven years ago. 173 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:14,619 And Bit-O-Honey. Milky Way. Black licorice. 174 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:15,813 And case of Coors. 175 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,480 What's ''ricorrish''? 176 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,956 Licorice. 177 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:20,219 Licorice! 178 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,659 Don't play language game with me. 179 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:26,257 You now 1 4 minutes late. 180 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,729 Good talk. 181 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:35,433 Dang Ling , l can't understand a damn word your daddy say. 182 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,037 Great first half, kids. 183 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:41,272 BO Y: You missed five calls, you four-eyed punk. 184 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,815 Rolonda! Peaches! 185 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:46,545 What are you doing here? 186 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:47,916 We need to talk. 187 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:48,976 l'm all ears. 188 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,319 Mama dear is gonna go wait over there. 189 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:54,484 Remember that time we was watching ''Compton 9022 1 '' 190 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,893 and Swapmisha had told Dante that she was pregnant? 191 00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,659 How could l forget it? 192 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:04,032 Point is, Swapmisha wasn't the only one got knocked up. 193 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:07,630 -You mean l'm gonna be a daddy? -lt's yours. 194 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,538 Just forget it, Lonnie. 195 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,669 'Cause l can't take care of no baby on my income alone. 196 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,305 Daddy also has a job at the Sanitation Department. 197 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:19,249 And l just got a job yesterday at Piggy Smalls' Pizzeria. 198 00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:21,843 You know my Uncle Virgil raised me right, girl . 199 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:26,915 And l want to do the same for our child , Ro-Ro. 200 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:30,326 l'm gonna take care of the both of you . 201 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:33,331 You so good to me, Lonnie. 202 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,424 G : Don't want to give me that, huh? 203 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,670 Come on . Come on . 204 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,503 G , we need to talk. Are you busy? 205 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,509 What it look like, baby? 206 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,303 ls everything okay? 207 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,480 G , l'm pregnant. 208 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,446 We're going to have a baby. 209 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:58,455 WOMAN : Hey, Dominic. 210 00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:00,458 Your next appointment is here. 211 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,118 Send them in . 212 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:05,927 Yo, Dommie Dom . 213 00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:07,697 You gotta be kidding me. 214 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,132 lt's the Brothas Stylz. 215 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,398 -This is you? -Oh , hell , yeah . 216 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,770 -Yo, you gots to put us on . -True. 217 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,468 All right. Yo, we might be wizzle. 218 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,807 But our lyzzles be clizzle blizzle. 219 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:20,971 You feel me, dawg? 220 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,072 Words. 221 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,476 Okay. 222 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,452 Go ahead and spit. 223 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:31,855 Whatever. 224 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:34,290 Someone should tell them they're white. 225 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,326 Oh , hey, Nia. What's up? 226 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:40,762 What? l thought l had the studio till 1 2 :00. 227 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,528 No, no. lt's not that. 228 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,159 Hold up. 229 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,033 Listen . l . . . 230 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,163 What? 231 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,665 What is it? 232 00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:55,903 G : Calm down , Dom . You look whiter than usual . 233 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,744 LONNlE : So, Dom , she gonna have it? 234 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,479 Yeah . She's gonna have it at home. 235 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,885 -What kind of shit is that? -l don't know. 236 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:07,153 She said it's gonna empower her as a woman or some bullshit. 237 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:09,921 My life is over. 238 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,792 l'm done. Finished . 239 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,695 The three of us. 240 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:15,761 Daddies. 241 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,268 Ain't it great? 242 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:20,328 l think we should do daddy training so we can do it right. 243 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,306 Yeah . That's it. 244 00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:25,366 You know? Do what our fathers didn't do. 245 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,344 -[ Woman moaning ] -Oh ! 246 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,889 Ooh . 247 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:38,889 Oh , what's that? 248 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,585 A little porn? 249 00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:41,591 Check it out. 250 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:44,322 They got her in stirrups and everything . 251 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,864 Make that move, mama. 252 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,799 Damn ! Look at the size of that thing . 253 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,769 Looks like an alien . 254 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,008 -Oh ! -Ew! 255 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,134 Ew! 256 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,517 l'm Annabelle Sinclair. 257 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:09,918 And l'll be your birthing/child-rearing expert. 258 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,423 And l am here to guide you through the journey 259 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,823 that your child is gonna take from the womb 260 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:17,192 to the pink or blue bedroom . 261 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,234 l'd like to open the floor for any pre-birthing questions. 262 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,859 Anybody? 263 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:24,925 Yes? 264 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:28,804 You know, is it cool to still hit the skins during pregnancy? 265 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,440 He asking if it's all right to still be tappin' that ass. 266 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:33,535 Oh , sure. 267 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:37,912 Feel free to get your swerve on throughout the pregnancy. 268 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,512 [ Farts ] 269 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:42,747 Damn . 270 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,449 Don't be embarrassed , dear. 271 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:45,615 l ain't. 272 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:48,091 Flatulence is very normal during pregnancy. 273 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,422 So let 'em rip! 274 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,224 Oh , cool . [ Farts ] 275 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:53,921 Pregnant people, fool . 276 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,467 Well , hell , l had to let it go, baby. 277 00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:58,196 l'm gonna hand out these balls. 278 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,932 And l want you to put them between your knees, okay? 279 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,701 Here you go. You take this. 280 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,209 That's right. Place it right there. 281 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,974 Hey, Nia. Sorry, hon . 282 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,037 Dominic. 283 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,344 This is Venus, my doula. 284 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:15,978 What's a doula? 285 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:17,454 A midwife. 286 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,117 l gotta talk to you outside. Come on . 287 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,052 Okeydoke. Now we're gonna simulate labor. 288 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:25,426 So l would like for everyone 289 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,489 to get into their most comfortable positions. 290 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,228 That's right. 291 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:32,563 Oh . 292 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,507 What are you doing here? 293 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,135 Well , you invited me here. 294 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,942 Look, it was my decision to have this baby. 295 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,539 And it was a fling , Dom . 296 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,517 An office fling . 297 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,322 Dominic, you don't have to be here. 298 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,448 -We've discussed this. -[ Cellphone rings ] 299 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:55,256 Domineech . 300 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:56,817 Hey, Dom . lt's Louie. 301 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,386 Yo. What's up? 302 00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,489 Um . . . 303 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,694 Give me, like, hour and a half. 304 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,168 l think that you're gonna find natural childbirth 305 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,766 to be loving , blissful , and wonderful . 306 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,276 [ Screaming ] 307 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,574 l want drugs! 308 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,377 Lonnie, l can't take this pain ! 309 00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,314 [ Panting ] 310 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,046 Lonnie! 311 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,179 ls there anything else l can get you? 312 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,347 Crank! Crack! 313 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,084 Horse tranquilizer, nigger! 314 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,250 l want drugs! 315 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,055 -Okay. Hold on . -Gin and juice! 316 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,755 l'm gonna get the nurse. Nurse! 317 00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,228 ls there a nurse? Nurse! 318 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,128 Oh ! 319 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:35,189 What happened , baby? You drop some pickle juice? 320 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,529 lt's my water. 321 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,399 -Your water? -The baby's coming . 322 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:39,562 Oh , jeez. Okay. 323 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:40,662 Okay, baby. Breathe. 324 00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:42,900 Cleanup, aisle 3! 325 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,433 Daddy! Daddy! 326 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,636 Get Grandpa! 327 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:46,905 You have a baby here? 328 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,174 No! No! No! No one have baby here! 329 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,546 Grandpa Bling Bling doctor in China. 330 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,606 Grandpa? 331 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,152 Okay. Okay. 332 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:55,584 Baby, breathe. 333 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:58,214 Watch out! l'm going in . 334 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,087 What the hell? 335 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,252 Hey, man , what you doing? What you doing? 336 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,590 Oh , my God ! 337 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,061 Oh ! Oh ! Oh ! 338 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,829 Okay. Let's go. 339 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,842 [ Buzzing ] 340 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,844 Ro, Mama Peaches in the house, baby, 341 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,005 with something to ease your pain . 342 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,571 You can't smoke in here. 343 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,379 Shut your punk ass up, Urkel . 344 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,386 ''You can't smoke in . . .'' 345 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,386 Here you go, Ro. 346 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,218 Mama got something for you . 347 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,554 Here you go, baby. A little sip. There you go. 348 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,059 You just take yourself a little sip, now. 349 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,020 -Relax. -lt hurts! 350 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,394 Breathe, baby. Breathe. 351 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,194 -You did this to her. -Huh? 352 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:42,756 -G , baby. -Yeah , baby? 353 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,564 Talk to me. Say anything . 354 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,866 Well , that's what your daddy always tells me. 355 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,468 [ Moaning ] 356 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,069 Whoo! Whoo! 357 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,774 -Whoo! Whoo! -Whoo! Whoo! 358 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,079 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 359 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,415 Nia? Nia, l got your voice mail . 360 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:02,954 l came as soon as l could . 361 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,717 -Late again . -Just breathe. 362 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,553 Oh , my God . What the hell is that? 363 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,649 Call the doctor. 364 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,593 lt's a home birth , idiot. She's crowning . 365 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,994 Aren't you supposed to boil water or something? 366 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,896 Why don't you stay in the kitchen with it? 367 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,730 Jesus. l . . . 368 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:17,928 [ Screaming ] 369 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,595 Push it, Ro! [ Grunts ] 370 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,263 Push it good . [ Grunts ] 371 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,500 -Push it. - @ Push it, Ro @ 372 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:23,939 @ Push it real good @ 373 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:26,569 [ Grunts ] @ Ooh, push it, Ro @ 374 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:27,737 @ Push it real good @ 375 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,407 [ Grunts ] @ Push it, Ro, ooh, ooh @ 376 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,279 @ Push it good @ 377 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:33,511 Push it, Ro-Ro. 378 00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,815 [ Grunts ] @ Push it good @ 379 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,856 @ Oh! Push it, Ro @ 380 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,891 - @ Push it real good @ -Push it, now. 381 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:45,419 Get your ass in there and get it out, Doctor! 382 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:48,159 We're trying to create a serene atmosphere here. 383 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,564 You're not helping . 384 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,569 This drug-free idea is not helping , either. 385 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,037 -Get out of the way. -Why don't you go home? 386 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,040 Oh , God . [ Screams ] 387 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,338 Holy shit. Come on . Ow! 388 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,810 The baby's coming . 389 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,381 Come on ! Baby coming ! 390 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,314 Baby not coming . lt's stuck. 391 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:06,783 BOTH : What do you mean , stuck? 392 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,286 Grandma! Crisco, aisle 4! Stat! 393 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:10,286 -What? -What? 394 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:11,879 -[ Sobs ] -Oh , no. Breathe, baby. 395 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,686 [ Baby crying ] 396 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,193 Here you are. A little shorty. 397 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,853 Let's hear it for the homey. 398 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,500 lt's okay. 399 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,300 [ Baby crying ] 400 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:30,966 lt's got a big thing ! 401 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:34,171 lt's an umbilical cord , Fat Albert. 402 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,048 You did great, baby. 403 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,075 You did great, baby. 404 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:42,086 l'm a daddy! 405 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,587 Carver. Yeah . 406 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,624 -Bruce Leroy. -Like George Washington Carver. 407 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,023 -Say hello. -l'm a daddy. 408 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,721 [ Laughs ] l'm a daddy! 409 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,593 -Jasmine. -You should see his eyes. 410 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:54,723 She's Jasmine, and she's beautiful . 411 00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:04,401 You are the cutest baby in all the world . 412 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,709 And he smell like shit. 413 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,507 Baby, oh . 414 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,917 Now would be a good time to learn how to diaper your son . 415 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,953 You know what? That sounds like fun , baby. 416 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,715 But l gotta get to my sparring session . 417 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:19,484 l got that fight coming up. So, you know, l gotta get ready. 418 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,992 CHA CHlNG : You pay for juice out of paycheck! 419 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,392 How the hell he see me back here with this? 420 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:27,091 Don't you remember? l told you l was working tonight. 421 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,999 Uh , yeah . 422 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,865 You forgot, didn't you? 423 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,030 -Uh . . . -Mm-hmm . 424 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,266 Wait. 425 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,367 Okay. Look, baby. l forgot. 426 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:39,842 l'm sorry. All right, baby? 427 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,709 But look. l can't miss training . 428 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,873 Boxing is gonna be our way out of here. 429 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,576 l can't work for your pops forever. 430 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,983 Hey, l was born to fight. 431 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:50,453 Why wait? l kick your ass right now. 432 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,355 You know what? Bring it on , Grandma. 433 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:55,290 You know, your grandmama got a big mouth . 434 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,453 Come shut it for me, fat-ass. 435 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,555 -Mama. Come on . -Whoo! 436 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,497 Anytime, Grandma Jackie Chan . 437 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:06,368 Hey, l know how important your training is to you . 438 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:10,033 But still , l think it's time for you to take a more active role 439 00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:12,941 in raising Bruce Leroy. 440 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,807 -Hey, baby. -Hey. 441 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,711 Look at Daddy. 442 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,340 You're right, boo. 443 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,352 lt's just that l get a little nervous 444 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,356 when l'm with him by myself. 445 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:28,018 G , you can do this. 446 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:33,822 Thanks, guys. 447 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,423 Later, chump. 448 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,160 Hey, Tupac. 449 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,269 How you doing , Tupac? 450 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,608 Now, that is nice. Yes. That's real nice. 451 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:49,613 l got watches, DVDs, candy. 452 00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,148 What you want? Skittles? 453 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,207 Cost you a dollar at the store. 454 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,185 l'll give you two for 50 cents. 455 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,620 Uh , no, thank you , Tupac. l'm okay. 456 00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,657 Nigger, you ain't never got no money! 457 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,283 You always broke! 458 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,827 Hey! 459 00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:04,486 l have exciting news. 460 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,758 You got Princess Ro-Ro's allowance? 461 00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,562 No. l enrolled us in Mommy & Me classes this weekend . 462 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,364 Oh , l ain't going to that. Mnh-mnh . 463 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,597 lt's gonna conflict with my strip-aerobics class. 464 00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:17,403 And you know l got to lose this extra little baby fat. 465 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:20,445 'Sides, my mama ain't never took me nor Tupac 466 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:23,879 to none of them classes, and we turned out just fine. 467 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,747 And what's up with all this 468 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:28,445 ''you got to be with your baby'' stuff lately? 469 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,750 What you trying to say? l ain't a good mama? 470 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:31,789 No. lt's not that. 471 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:32,881 l thought it'd be nice 472 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,756 if we spent some quality time together as a family. 473 00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:39,354 Maybe we could start by having a family dinner tonight. 474 00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:40,420 Mnh-mnh . 475 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:42,091 Tonight's ladies' night at the club. 476 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,101 l told you l needed you to babysit. 477 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,158 No, you didn't. 478 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,102 Look, we could go on all night 479 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:50,039 with this ''he say, she say, she say, he say'' stuff. 480 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:53,635 But l say your ass is babysitting . 481 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,205 Yes, dear. 482 00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:58,583 You don't want that. 483 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,618 No. lt'll give you gas. 484 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,586 Here. There you go. 485 00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:06,849 l'm gonna help her. l'll get her a book. 486 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,224 On breast-feeding . 487 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:11,791 But she gotta share with your daddy. 488 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,823 Oh ! 489 00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:19,166 -NlA: Surprise. -[ Jasmine laughing ] 490 00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:22,035 l was just gonna start on some tracks. 491 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,577 She's got hair. 492 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,513 Yeah . She also breathes. She giggles. 493 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,311 She's your daughter, Dominic. 494 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,648 Not that anyone would ever know from your behavior. 495 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,812 What behavior? 496 00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:39,482 Me and the Brothas Stylz are prepping for their big debut. 497 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:40,752 Get off me. Don't touch me. 498 00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:42,123 Mm-hmm . 499 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,422 Hey, listen . 500 00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:45,895 l'm in a pinch , and l need a big favor. 501 00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:47,329 What? 502 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:50,231 l'll see you later. 503 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:51,826 Bye. 504 00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:56,504 See? 505 00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:59,670 lt's just you and me, kid . 506 00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:01,337 Me and Jas. 507 00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:03,142 [ Babies crying ] 508 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,775 All right. All right. Come on . 509 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,312 This ain't so bad , right? 510 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,820 No. Piece of cake. 511 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:12,918 Hey, Dom , you gonna pick yours up? 512 00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:15,357 l ain't picking mine up. You pick yours up. 513 00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:17,292 You two acting like it's the first time 514 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:19,193 you've been alone with your kids. 515 00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:20,663 -lt is! -lt is! 516 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,428 -How do we make them stop? -Oh , come on . 517 00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:25,625 Okay. 518 00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:26,693 All right. Come on . 519 00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:28,069 Come on , Bruce Leroy. 520 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,437 Come on , big man . 521 00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:31,135 lt's okay. 522 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,169 l think they hungry. 523 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,611 Cool . l'm gonna roll and get some Mickey D's. 524 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,772 Formula, G . Formula. 525 00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:38,873 They drink formula. 526 00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:40,781 Right, right, right. 527 00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:42,547 My bad , Mr. Mom . 528 00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:43,986 We got that in the fridge, right? 529 00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:45,613 Yeah , yeah . ln the kitchen . 530 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:47,851 No, no. l got it. l got it. 531 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:53,353 DOMlNlC: And lay off my lasagna, G . 532 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,230 -One for you . -Thank you . 533 00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:00,635 One for you . Okay. 534 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:04,064 Hey. This ain't my baby's bottle. 535 00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:05,404 What are you talking about? 536 00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:08,173 Yo, hold up. That's Nia's breast milk in that bottle. 537 00:24:08,246 --> 00:24:10,544 lt's like your boy's sucking on my lady's titty. 538 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:12,583 Got a point there. 539 00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:16,219 You're getting soft on me, man . 540 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:21,052 G : Oh ! They like the titty on tap. 541 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,628 Look at Bruce Leroy. He got an appetite like his daddy. 542 00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:26,493 Look at him getting his grub on . 543 00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:28,362 l think it's time to burp 'em . 544 00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:29,661 Okay. Let's bump 'em , then . 545 00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:31,531 -Burp? -How we do that? 546 00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:33,571 You just put 'em over your shoulder. 547 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,868 Yeah . Right like that. Pat 'em on their back. 548 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:38,341 Like this? Oh , okay. 549 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,774 All right. Yeah , yeah . 550 00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:43,815 -[ Coughs, vomits ] -Aw, hell . 551 00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:45,509 My Sean Johns! 552 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:47,108 You got the ''Exorcist'' baby. 553 00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:49,449 Hey, that's what babies do. 554 00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:51,751 They burp. Spit. 555 00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,450 And shit! Ugh ! 556 00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,049 Aw, damn . lt's that titty milk. 557 00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:56,423 l bet it is. 558 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,087 Look at it. 559 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,425 Aw! 560 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,931 lt's green shit! 561 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:04,362 l'm a lean , mean diapering machine. 562 00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:06,666 l'm a lean , mean diapering machine. 563 00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:08,262 Whoo! 564 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,672 Whoo, that's funky. 565 00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:12,607 Dang , Bruce Leroy. 566 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,941 When did you eat some corn , man? 567 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,914 Aah ! Aah ! 568 00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:21,082 He peed on me! 569 00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:22,949 He peed on me, Lonnie! 570 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,488 Oh , God ! lt's burning ! 571 00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:27,252 Ow! Oh , l can't see! 572 00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:29,350 l can't see, Lonnie! 573 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:32,389 [ Crying ] l want my mama. 574 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:35,194 That's all right, Bruce Leroy. Daddy gonna get you cleaned up. 575 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,235 We're just gonna get the poop out your hair. 576 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,770 Oh , man , you got soft hair. 577 00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,772 You got hair like your mama. Mm-hmm . 578 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,809 When you get older, all the little black girls are gonna be, 579 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,106 ''Oh , Bruce Leroy, you got good hair. 580 00:25:47,178 --> 00:25:48,645 You got lndian in your family?'' 581 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,772 And the little Chinese girls are gonna be, 582 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:53,283 ''Oh , Bruce Leroy, me so horny. 583 00:25:53,351 --> 00:25:55,649 Me love you long time.'' 584 00:25:56,588 --> 00:25:58,988 'Cause everybody love Bruce Leroy. 585 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,581 Wa-yah ! 586 00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:02,683 Here's the lotion , G . 587 00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:04,695 -And the baby powder. -Oh , okay. 588 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:08,426 See, your uncles understand a soft, sensitive bottom . 589 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,195 Now, who watching y'all babies, huh? 590 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:11,428 Jesus. 591 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:15,038 Thought you almost got me with that one, didn't you? 592 00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:16,198 That was a good one. 593 00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:17,536 Ow. Mnh . 594 00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:20,407 [ Bruce Leroy laughs ] 595 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:22,503 Okay. 596 00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:28,008 l'm throwing in the towel . 597 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,178 l give up. 598 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,988 Wait a minute. l got an idea. 599 00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:36,493 @ Rockin' with my baby @ 600 00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:39,121 @ Baby, baby @ 601 00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:42,189 @ Rockin' with my baby @ 602 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,997 @ Baby, baby @ 603 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:47,903 @ Rockin' with my baby @ 604 00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:50,568 @ Baby, baby @ 605 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:53,869 @ Rockin' with my baby @ 606 00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:55,140 Hickory dickory dock! 607 00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:56,703 The mouse ran up the clock! 608 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:58,749 The clock struck one! 609 00:26:58,817 --> 00:26:59,784 The mouse went down ! 610 00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:00,875 Hickory dickory dock! 611 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:04,718 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! [ Trills ] 612 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:07,849 That ends the rhyming portion of the Mommy & Me class. 613 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:10,326 And now it's time for the bonding portion 614 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:12,226 of the Mommy & Me class. 615 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,925 We've got some really pretty, shiny books. 616 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,366 l think my daughter likes your son . 617 00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:19,302 l can't blame her. 618 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:22,238 He's almost as cute as you are, Lonnie. 619 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:24,235 You know my name? 620 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:26,004 lt's on your tag . 621 00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:28,101 l'm Brandy. 622 00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:29,578 Hi . 623 00:27:31,182 --> 00:27:32,046 Brandy. 624 00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:34,881 Now let's play the bragging game. 625 00:27:34,953 --> 00:27:36,580 This is where we each take a turn . 626 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:39,283 And you tell us something special about your child . 627 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:41,689 Brandy, let's start with you . 628 00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:47,623 Well , Cherie has a smile that lights up the room . 629 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,726 Just like her mom . 630 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:02,878 Ooh . 631 00:28:02,947 --> 00:28:05,780 Nice to see your domesticated ass was able to break away 632 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:07,909 from the ball and chain tonight. 633 00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:09,385 Fool , please. 634 00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:10,648 l'm a grown-ass man . 635 00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:12,212 l pay taxes. 636 00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:13,484 Sometimes. 637 00:28:13,558 --> 00:28:15,651 Hey, hey. l run me. 638 00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:16,785 She don't run me. 639 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:17,987 l'm the president. 640 00:28:18,063 --> 00:28:20,759 She the secretary of state. Remember that. 641 00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:23,657 Hey, hey. Yo, yo. 642 00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:24,793 MAN : Drive By's here. 643 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:27,167 How'd you get Drive By to come up in here, man? 644 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:28,762 His rappers keep getting locked up. 645 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,307 He's looking for new talent. 646 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:33,003 The Brothas Stylz are gonna be his next platinum artists. 647 00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:34,705 The white boys? 648 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,412 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yizzo. 649 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,916 Our bad . We smashed up lizzle in this pizniece. 650 00:28:39,984 --> 00:28:40,916 Can l get some? 651 00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:42,816 -Yeah . Whatever. -All right, then . 652 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,479 Ooh . Double dip. 653 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:45,750 He's signing that shit? 654 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:47,155 Hold up. Hold up. 655 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,193 Ain't that Ho-londa? 656 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:52,824 She's supposed to be having dinner with Lonnie tonight. 657 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,830 [ Chuckles ] 658 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:00,370 All right. 659 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:03,373 lt's time to put some crackers up in this soup. 660 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:05,033 Comin' straight from the street. 661 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:07,340 l mean the cul-de-sacs. 662 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:10,609 Put your hands together for the Brothas Stylz. 663 00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:12,980 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 664 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:14,313 What's up, people? 665 00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:17,320 Brothas Stylz in the hizzy! 666 00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:21,423 -Hit it! -Hit it! 667 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:23,290 @ No @ 668 00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:26,159 @ We don't mess around round here @ 669 00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:28,392 @ Hell, no @ 670 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:30,798 @ We don't mess around round here @ 671 00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:33,429 - @ lf you pull one trigger @ - @ Then you'll pull the other @ 672 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:35,837 - @ You think we one figure @ - @ Hell, no, fool, we brothas @ 673 00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:37,135 @ And all the girls love us @ 674 00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:38,470 @ And haters, they want to mug us @ 675 00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:39,635 @ lt's hard to beat the Brothas @ 676 00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:40,973 @ And suckers, they can't touch it @ 677 00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:43,013 @ Our double barrel's right in our reach @ 678 00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:44,742 @ We want the girls with coconuts @ 679 00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:46,215 @ And an ass like a peach @ 680 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:48,514 @ Here the homies run through your crew like a track meet @ 681 00:29:48,586 --> 00:29:50,884 @ Pistol-whip your ass till l see the white meat @ 682 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:51,922 @ lt's ugly @ 683 00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:53,082 @ You don't wanna come round here @ 684 00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:55,524 @ 'Cause round here you'll fool around and disappear @ 685 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:57,151 @ Mess around and get stuck down here @ 686 00:29:57,228 --> 00:29:58,422 @ Lose track of the tears @ 687 00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:00,259 @ Double-knotted in the closet for years @ 688 00:30:00,331 --> 00:30:02,697 - @ Rolling Hannibal style @ - @ Brain of a child @ 689 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:04,462 - @ Mind of a killer @ - @ Thriller @ 690 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:05,867 @ For we ain't nothin' like vanilla @ 691 00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:07,905 @ No @ 692 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:10,941 @ We don't mess around round here @ 693 00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:12,909 @ Hell, no @ 694 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:15,070 @ We don't mess around round here @ 695 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:18,604 @ So, all our gangstas, hustlers, hoochies, jump up @ 696 00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:21,174 @ Busters, haters, snitches, get out @ 697 00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:23,516 @ Double barrel blows your shit out @ 698 00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:27,046 @ 'Cause Brothas Stylz just put a hit out @ 699 00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:32,454 Yeah ! 700 00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:35,431 Yeah ! That's what l'm talkin' about! 701 00:30:36,901 --> 00:30:39,870 Yeah . That's what l'm talkin' about. 702 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:45,031 Right! 703 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:46,098 All right. All right. 704 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,804 l'm telling you . These guys are the bomb. 705 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:50,507 This is the future of hip-hop right here. 706 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:53,745 You gotta trust me on this. They got 1 2 tracks recorded . 707 00:30:53,818 --> 00:30:55,183 They're all hot. 708 00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:56,982 Don't sleep on this, Drive By. 709 00:30:57,055 --> 00:31:00,047 l don't usually sign white rappers. 710 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:04,955 But for y'all , l might make an exception . 711 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,122 Y'all come by my office. 712 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,893 Dismissed . 713 00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:09,934 Thank you . 714 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:11,025 Get out of here! 715 00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:13,002 -We're going . -That's cool . 716 00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:15,896 Yo, Lon , what's wrong , man? 717 00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:19,432 Man , l can't believe Rolonda left me hanging . 718 00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:21,740 l'm starting to think she's not the woman for me. 719 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,405 No! 720 00:31:23,481 --> 00:31:24,914 You know, it's about time, Lon . 721 00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:26,951 l got tired of you going out like a sucker. 722 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:28,451 Yeah . Seriously, Lonnie. 723 00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:30,851 You gotta get with the program like me. 724 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:32,480 l don't think you're getting it. 725 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,855 l like spending time with Carver. 726 00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:36,894 lt's the mama l'm starting to doubt. 727 00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:39,759 Lonnie, there are plenty of women out there 728 00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:42,026 that will treat you right, man . 729 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,029 There is this one girl , Brandy, from the Mommy & Me class. 730 00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:49,005 She's the bomb-diggity-fresh . 731 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:51,667 But l don't think she'd go for a guy like me. 732 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,576 She would , man , if you took some pointers from the pros. 733 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:55,670 You know what, Lon? 734 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,510 You need some game, dawg . 735 00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:58,514 And some new slang . 736 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,608 'Cause ''the bomb-diggity-fresh''? 737 00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:02,983 Where the hell did you get that from , anyway? 738 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:05,420 Yeah , man . You need some style. 739 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:06,650 A makeover. 740 00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:07,918 Oh . 741 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:09,050 Dawg boot camp. 742 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:10,754 Mm . Ta-dow. 743 00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:12,193 l'm listening . 744 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,356 Oh , no, no. You're gonna be down . Come on . 745 00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:26,175 MAN : That boy's still ugly if you ask me. 746 00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:31,108 You gotta bend your knees a little bit. 747 00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:33,013 Bend your knees a little bit. 748 00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:35,576 Now swing your arms. 749 00:32:35,653 --> 00:32:37,348 Not like a monkey, dawg . 750 00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:38,753 You gotta loosen up. 751 00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:40,381 Let the tension out. 752 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,018 Heel , toe. Heel , toe. 753 00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:47,331 My God . He's white. 754 00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:48,763 Hey, Brandy. 755 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,795 How you doin' , boo? 756 00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:52,335 Lonnie. No, no, no. 757 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:54,894 You gotta talk from your nuts, man . More bass. 758 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,406 This is the art of slap boxing . 759 00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:58,237 A time-honored hood tradition . 760 00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:00,402 Come on , Lonnie. Put your hands up. Come on . 761 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:03,003 All right? Great. Keep 'em up. 762 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:08,146 Uh , G? 763 00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:09,916 G , man . 764 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,285 G . 765 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:13,618 [ Deep voice ] Hey, Brandy. 766 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:16,057 How you doin' , boo? 767 00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:17,788 Mm . 768 00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:19,420 We created a player. 769 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,522 Senor Lon Juan . 770 00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:23,362 Mm-hmm . 771 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:36,811 The adventures of Daddy Look Good . 772 00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:42,547 So, l hear you celibate. 773 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:44,417 -What? -Celibate. 774 00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:45,888 You sellin' a bit. l'm buyin' a bit. 775 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:46,889 Wow, Lonnie. 776 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:51,054 You look different all pimped out. 777 00:33:51,129 --> 00:33:52,118 Daddy Look Good . 778 00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:54,494 DLG ! Daddy Look Good . 779 00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:55,930 Are you feeling all right? 780 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,160 Oh , l feel real nice. 781 00:33:57,235 --> 00:34:00,295 Put your hand in my pocket and find out for yourself. 782 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,134 WOMAN : What can l get you two tonight? 783 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:03,696 Chardonnay, please. 784 00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:06,107 Yac. Colt back. 785 00:34:06,177 --> 00:34:10,307 Double it up on the rocks in a dirty glass, thickness. 786 00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:12,783 l'm glad you called . 787 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:14,147 You've been on my mind . 788 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:17,415 You been runnin' through my mind in a thong . 789 00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:18,512 What? 790 00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:20,716 Thong . lt's a little thing . lt's like string . 791 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,783 lt ain't the full bloomers. 792 00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:27,597 Oh ! 793 00:34:27,665 --> 00:34:29,189 My bad . 794 00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:31,098 My bad , baby. My bad . 795 00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:34,104 lt's looks like you gonna have to come out them clothes. 796 00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:35,833 Goodbye, Lonnie. 797 00:34:40,044 --> 00:34:40,874 Brandy. 798 00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:46,910 Damn . 799 00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:55,884 [ Jasmine crying ] 800 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,360 Be a good girl for Poppy, all right? Be quiet. 801 00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:00,329 Shh . 802 00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:02,256 Okay, then . Yeah . 803 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:03,994 That's a good girl . 804 00:35:04,068 --> 00:35:06,536 Oh ! How was the date tonight? 805 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,531 lt wasn't that good , thanks to you two. 806 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:11,040 Didn't you use my note cards? 807 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,474 Yeah , l used those. 808 00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:14,568 Tried to do a little freestyling on my own . 809 00:35:14,645 --> 00:35:15,669 Didn't really work. 810 00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:16,804 Hey, man . Hey, hey. 811 00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:18,906 That was all Ass-anova right there. 812 00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:20,974 You know, l really like this girl Brandy. 813 00:35:21,052 --> 00:35:22,644 Little Carver really likes her. 814 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,689 Look, man , maybe y'all can patch this up somehow. 815 00:35:25,756 --> 00:35:28,384 Man , the way l acted tonight, G , 816 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:30,927 l'll be lucky if that woman ever talks to me again . 817 00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:33,327 You didn't take your hat off, did you? 818 00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:36,098 Like a damn fool . 819 00:35:37,768 --> 00:35:39,759 -Hey, Unc. -[ Grunts ] 820 00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:41,702 What's all the racket down here, huh? 821 00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:43,501 Babies screaming and everything . 822 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:45,041 l'm trying to go to the bathroom . 823 00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:46,940 -l can't do nothing . -You okay, Jas? 824 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:48,205 Convenience store. 825 00:35:48,279 --> 00:35:50,713 You inconvenient son of a bitch . 826 00:35:50,781 --> 00:35:51,873 Keep the damn noise down 827 00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:54,679 before l break my foot off in your ass, boy. 828 00:35:54,752 --> 00:35:57,550 He's mad 'cause he got hemorrhoids. 829 00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:07,420 Oh ! Hey! Hey. 830 00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:09,227 -What are you doing? -Oh , nothing . 831 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:10,927 What's going on? 832 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:11,991 -Hey. -What? 833 00:36:12,069 --> 00:36:14,469 Daddy has planned a big family dinner on Saturday. 834 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,439 -Uh-huh . -And he's invited you . 835 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:19,203 He's gonna have me as the main course or something? 836 00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:25,145 l can't this Saturday. 837 00:36:25,216 --> 00:36:26,615 Why? 838 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:29,847 No Good's getting released from prison on Saturday. 839 00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:32,812 No Good is nothing but trouble. 840 00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:34,721 And we have a son . 841 00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:36,817 Come on . Things are different now. 842 00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:39,454 Baby, things are different for him , too. 843 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,896 He's a reformed man now. For real . 844 00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:45,732 G , the two of you together spells trouble. 845 00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:46,565 Look. 846 00:36:46,637 --> 00:36:48,696 All l know is that he's my cousin 847 00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:51,298 and he deserves a second chance. 848 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:59,742 Six ounces, just like Mama said . 849 00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:01,648 Uh-huh . Test it. Ahh . 850 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,017 There you go. Come on . 851 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:06,648 Bruce Leroy, that's good milk, man . 852 00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:11,019 Damn , that's some good titty milk. 853 00:37:15,499 --> 00:37:17,091 Ooh , ooh . 854 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:19,432 [ Metal rattling ] 855 00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:21,403 [ Grunts ] 856 00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:22,461 No! 857 00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:24,371 Yo, who the hell -- 858 00:37:24,442 --> 00:37:25,500 No Good? 859 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,568 That's right, baby. l'm back on the bricks. 860 00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:30,807 What the hell you comin' through the window for? 861 00:37:30,881 --> 00:37:32,348 Oh , creature of habit, dawg . 862 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,884 Just trying to keep my skills sharp, man . 863 00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:36,146 Ah . Ah . 864 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,847 Aah ! 865 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,288 [ Laughs ] No Good's back! 866 00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:42,258 Show your cousin some love, baby. 867 00:37:42,326 --> 00:37:43,384 You got it, baby. 868 00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:44,291 Whoo! 869 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:46,853 Dawg , l can't believe it's been two years 870 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,523 since you been locked down . 871 00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:52,160 Well , had the jurisprudence not violated 872 00:37:52,236 --> 00:37:55,000 the statute of limitations per se, 873 00:37:55,072 --> 00:37:57,040 l would have only done 30 days, bro. 874 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:59,042 Did you get a law degree in prison? 875 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:01,977 Nah . l watched ''The Practice'' for two seasons. 876 00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:03,980 l'm representing myself next time. 877 00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:05,879 Oh , next time, huh? 878 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,881 You always had game, player. 879 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,215 You always had game. 880 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,518 Speaking of game, man , what's up with you? 881 00:38:12,590 --> 00:38:13,522 You still boxing? 882 00:38:13,591 --> 00:38:17,755 Yeah , but it's sort of been put on the back burner for now. 883 00:38:17,828 --> 00:38:18,988 Oh , really? 884 00:38:19,063 --> 00:38:20,530 How come? 885 00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:23,089 Remember we used to go candyjacking back in the day? 886 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:25,397 -You mean the kung fu clerk. -Yeah . Yeah , yeah . 887 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:29,701 Let's just say that a hot temper runs in his family. 888 00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:31,674 Really? How you know that? 889 00:38:31,742 --> 00:38:33,505 Um . . . 890 00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:36,171 Well , his daughter had my baby. 891 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:37,339 Oh , shit! 892 00:38:37,415 --> 00:38:40,111 Hey, hey, dawg , watch your F-ing language 893 00:38:40,184 --> 00:38:41,583 in front of my son , dawg . 894 00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:43,711 -Wow. -Hey, hey. 895 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:47,155 Bruce Leroy, it's your cousin No Good , man . 896 00:38:47,224 --> 00:38:48,885 What's up, little bro? Uh . Yep. 897 00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:50,620 Gimme a little bit. Yep. Just a slap. 898 00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:52,287 -Go on . Hit it. -Hit it, now. Hey. 899 00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:53,796 That's my little man . 900 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:57,832 Drive By, my man , your label is the first one l thought of 901 00:38:57,902 --> 00:38:59,597 when l discovered the Brothas Stylz. 902 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:00,329 Check it out. 903 00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:03,965 Some people think that, like, we kinda like a white OutKast. 904 00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:07,533 lf l want to know what people think of you , l'll tell you . 905 00:39:07,611 --> 00:39:09,875 -Come on . -Very good , sir. 906 00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:15,283 You remind people of a white OutKast. 907 00:39:15,953 --> 00:39:16,385 Yeah . 908 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:19,287 You really got your finger on the pulse, there, Drive By. 909 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,655 You weren't thinking about going to another label? 910 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:24,593 Well , actually, you know. . . 911 00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:28,029 You were always the first choice. 912 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,726 -Right here. -Right here, dawg . 913 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,324 Here's the contracts. 914 00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:32,426 Sign 'em . 915 00:39:32,503 --> 00:39:34,994 Wait, wait, wait. This is it? 916 00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:36,437 l mean , this is legally binding? 917 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:37,439 This is it. 918 00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:38,998 Wanna talk royalties? Cool . 919 00:39:39,076 --> 00:39:40,839 Publishing . That's all right. 920 00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:44,403 lf you even want a handicapped parking permit, get at me. 921 00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:47,178 But don't you ever. . . 922 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,846 mess with me! 923 00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:53,687 l have an anger-management issue. 924 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:54,850 You understand? 925 00:39:54,925 --> 00:39:57,450 Yeah , yeah . We gonna sign that up right here. 926 00:39:57,528 --> 00:40:00,122 Good . That calls for a celebration . 927 00:40:00,197 --> 00:40:02,358 Oh , we gonna pop up some of that bubbly? 928 00:40:02,433 --> 00:40:03,957 No, fool . 929 00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:05,365 Milk and cookies. 930 00:40:05,436 --> 00:40:06,630 -Milk and cookies? -Milk and cookies? 931 00:40:06,704 --> 00:40:08,797 You got a problem with my milk and cookies? 932 00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:09,805 -No. -No, no. 933 00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:10,966 Pleasant surprise. 934 00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:13,009 Change of pace. 935 00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:14,510 Well , dip, fool . Dip! 936 00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:15,704 All right. We dipping . 937 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,680 -l can't get it in , dawg ! -Break it off! 938 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:19,511 Break it off, man ! Break it off! 939 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,278 You better dip and eat them cookies. 940 00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:23,513 lnsult me, and l'll beat your ass. 941 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:25,214 Today we're gonna discuss something 942 00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:27,416 every parent must go through . 943 00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:29,152 lt's potty training . 944 00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:30,488 Don't make those faces. 945 00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:32,188 lt's not as hard as you think. 946 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,094 We're gonna do some role-playing today. 947 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:37,259 Show you how to get your baby's bottom onto the actual ring . 948 00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:40,269 You might want to sing it a song to relax the muscles. 949 00:40:40,337 --> 00:40:42,134 @ Dookie, dookie, doo-doo brown @ 950 00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:44,606 @ Mommy, how can l be down? @ 951 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,210 Make some funny faces. 952 00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:55,809 Now, it's also very important to praise your child's movement. 953 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,716 ''Look at that. 954 00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,586 Look what Jason left behind . 955 00:41:00,658 --> 00:41:03,388 Look at the big brown goldfish . 956 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,520 Yay!'' [ Clapping ] 957 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:12,828 Daddy, everyone, this is G's cousin No Good . 958 00:41:13,537 --> 00:41:18,099 G , why don't you introduce No Good to my family? 959 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:22,540 No Good , this is XiXi's father, Cha Ching . 960 00:41:22,613 --> 00:41:24,808 Oh , sure. What's up, nigga? 961 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:28,543 Yeah . 962 00:41:28,619 --> 00:41:29,847 No Good . 963 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,922 And this is Grandma Fung-Yu . 964 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,457 Hi-yo. 965 00:41:34,525 --> 00:41:36,584 Cha Ching . Grandma Fung-Yu . 966 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:40,027 Yeah . And Sing Sing , XiXi's mother. 967 00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:42,093 All right. Cha Ching . 968 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,895 -Grandma Fung-Yu . -Uh-huh . 969 00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:46,061 And XiXi's mama, sexy thing . 970 00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:47,694 -Oh . -Sing Sing . 971 00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:51,400 Yeah . And Bling Bling , the grandpa. 972 00:41:51,475 --> 00:41:53,136 -All right. l got this, dawg . -Okay. 973 00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:54,905 Cha Ching , right? 974 00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:57,573 -Mm-hmm . -Grandma Egg Foo Yong? 975 00:41:57,648 --> 00:41:59,445 Fung-Yu , dawg . 976 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,144 Sexy thing , Miss Thing Thing . 977 00:42:01,218 --> 00:42:03,379 Sing Sing ! 978 00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:04,921 [ Muttering in Chinese ] 979 00:42:05,556 --> 00:42:06,523 -Bling Bling . -Yeah . 980 00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,148 -Ta-dow. -Bang bang . 981 00:42:08,225 --> 00:42:09,715 And over in the corner 982 00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:11,784 is the hardest-working man in the organization . 983 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,386 That's my man , little Dang Ling . 984 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:14,556 All right. l got it. 985 00:42:14,632 --> 00:42:17,226 Cha Ching . Grandma Kung Fu . 986 00:42:17,301 --> 00:42:19,496 Sexy Thing . Sing Sing . Sing Sing . 987 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:22,334 -Bling Bling . Ta-dow. -Bang bang . 988 00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:23,964 And little Ding-A-Ling . 989 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:25,508 -Yeah . -All right. 990 00:42:25,576 --> 00:42:27,203 Let's eat. 991 00:42:37,154 --> 00:42:42,023 Sing Sing , these Peking duck feet is the shit! 992 00:42:42,092 --> 00:42:44,322 You no like my cooking? 993 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:45,760 No, Mom . 994 00:42:45,829 --> 00:42:47,956 ''The shit'' is a good thing . 995 00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:49,659 ''The shit'' is good? 996 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:50,665 Yes. 997 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:54,101 ''The shit'' is real good , Sing Sing . 998 00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:57,872 You know, this is the first time in two years 999 00:42:57,942 --> 00:43:01,343 l ain't have to worry about getting shanked at chow. 1000 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,380 Don't be so sure. 1001 00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:04,675 What's up with your dawg? 1002 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,579 [ Farts ] 1003 00:43:09,553 --> 00:43:11,214 Damn , Grandma! 1004 00:43:11,288 --> 00:43:14,121 That was a wet one. 1005 00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:18,390 -What? -l have cable. 1006 00:43:18,462 --> 00:43:19,394 Whatever, little man . 1007 00:43:19,463 --> 00:43:22,057 On cable, every man in prison movie tosses -- 1008 00:43:22,132 --> 00:43:24,066 Dang Ling . That's enough . 1009 00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:26,068 Now, go wash the dishes. 1010 00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:29,065 When you're done, you finish tarring the roof. 1011 00:43:30,174 --> 00:43:33,234 My father wants to tell you something . 1012 00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:35,175 [ Speaking Chinese ] 1013 00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:40,444 G , l want to offer you a manager position at the market. 1014 00:43:40,884 --> 00:43:42,351 Yes. 1015 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,855 You know, Cha Ching , l really appreciate that. 1016 00:43:46,924 --> 00:43:50,223 But that's not what l want to do. 1017 00:43:50,961 --> 00:43:52,360 Ooh , shit. 1018 00:43:52,930 --> 00:43:54,454 Being a manager is a great job. 1019 00:43:54,531 --> 00:43:56,590 Look, l got a job. 1020 00:43:56,667 --> 00:43:58,430 Boxing is not a job. 1021 00:43:58,502 --> 00:43:59,491 You always say that. 1022 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:01,936 But l got my shot coming up, all right? 1023 00:44:02,006 --> 00:44:03,667 l thought you would be happy. 1024 00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:06,767 With this promotion , we could finally get our own place. 1025 00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:08,937 Yo. That would be dope. The three of us. 1026 00:44:09,013 --> 00:44:10,947 Hey, brother. Hey. 1027 00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:13,546 l'm talking about the future. 1028 00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:15,448 Whether it's brighter to hang around the gym 1029 00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:18,044 and chilling with a bad influence like. . . 1030 00:44:18,122 --> 00:44:19,885 Like what? Huh? 1031 00:44:19,957 --> 00:44:21,254 Like what? 1032 00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:23,919 Look, l'm not gonna give up boxing , okay? 1033 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:27,657 And l would appreciate it if you wouldn't give up on me, either. 1034 00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:31,567 l'm gonna help Dang Ling clean these dishes. 1035 00:44:34,104 --> 00:44:36,072 Somebody done messed up, huh? 1036 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:08,501 This is for XiXi . Okay. 1037 00:45:11,475 --> 00:45:14,171 Ow! Oh , shit! 1038 00:45:14,244 --> 00:45:15,575 Jab! 1039 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:17,944 @ lt's so hard now @ 1040 00:45:18,015 --> 00:45:20,347 l'm gonna do it for my baby. 1041 00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:22,510 l'm gonna do it for Bruce Leroy. 1042 00:45:22,586 --> 00:45:25,214 l'm gonna die! 1043 00:45:32,596 --> 00:45:34,996 This duck cheesesteak is great. 1044 00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:36,692 lt's the other brown meat. 1045 00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:38,530 You better ask somebody. 1046 00:45:39,002 --> 00:45:40,629 You hear that, sucker? 1047 00:45:40,704 --> 00:45:41,693 G ! 1048 00:45:42,272 --> 00:45:44,001 Back away from the duck! 1049 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,047 Get him , Dang Ling ! 1050 00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:55,551 Get him , Dang Ling ! 1051 00:45:56,553 --> 00:45:58,487 Know who you're gonna see today? 1052 00:45:58,555 --> 00:46:01,285 Go see Daddy. Go see Daddy. 1053 00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:04,359 You're gonna see Daddy. 1054 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,889 Okay. 1055 00:46:06,964 --> 00:46:09,091 There you go, honey. 1056 00:46:11,835 --> 00:46:13,496 You gonna see Daddy today? 1057 00:46:13,570 --> 00:46:15,299 -What's up, gorgeous? -Hey, Dominic. 1058 00:46:15,372 --> 00:46:18,170 l wasn't talking to you . l was talking to Jas. 1059 00:46:18,242 --> 00:46:21,439 She just ate, so she should be ready for bed soon . 1060 00:46:22,212 --> 00:46:25,147 What, are you paintin' the town with your friend Pluto? 1061 00:46:26,984 --> 00:46:28,849 Somethin' like that. 1062 00:46:28,919 --> 00:46:30,409 What about you? 1063 00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:32,012 Beer delivery. 1064 00:46:32,089 --> 00:46:33,954 You're not having a party tonight, are you? 1065 00:46:34,024 --> 00:46:34,991 No, no, no, no. 1066 00:46:35,058 --> 00:46:37,185 lt's for one of Lonnie's experiments. Okay. 1067 00:46:37,261 --> 00:46:38,660 Have a good time. 1068 00:46:38,729 --> 00:46:40,890 -l'll be back later. -Go. We're gonna be okay. 1069 00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:42,829 -Don't worry about us. -Bye, pumpkin . 1070 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:43,889 Bye. 1071 00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:46,197 -There's supposed to be four. -Two. 1072 00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:48,238 We have two lights, two regulars. 1073 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:50,068 Doesn't it say right here? 1074 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,220 l don't think we should leave. 1075 00:47:05,289 --> 00:47:07,655 We're goin' downstairs, man . 1076 00:47:07,724 --> 00:47:08,884 Come on . 1077 00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:11,553 We done been throwed up on , pissed on , and pooped on . 1078 00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:13,528 lt's time we do some grown-up shit, man . 1079 00:47:13,597 --> 00:47:14,689 -That's right. -All right? 1080 00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:16,062 -Come on . -All right. 1081 00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:17,794 -Cool . -All right. 1082 00:47:17,868 --> 00:47:19,529 Bye-bye. 1083 00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:22,535 Sleep tight, little fella. 1084 00:47:42,759 --> 00:47:45,660 Ooh , brother gotta pee. Oh ! 1085 00:47:47,664 --> 00:47:50,258 Anybody ever tell you you have beautiful hair? 1086 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,230 Come on , let's get busy. 1087 00:47:57,307 --> 00:47:59,775 No, no, Stacy. Don't go in there. 1088 00:48:00,844 --> 00:48:02,744 We'll go in there. 1089 00:48:36,947 --> 00:48:38,005 STAC Y: Come on , Dom . 1090 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:40,709 You did not bring me up here to play with my hair. 1091 00:48:40,784 --> 00:48:42,547 DOMlNlC: lt's foreplay, baby. 1092 00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:01,535 Ha ha! 1093 00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:23,890 Hey. Hey! 1094 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,485 l'm gonna go check on the kids. 1095 00:49:25,562 --> 00:49:27,120 All right. 1096 00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:36,436 What? Who? 1097 00:49:36,506 --> 00:49:38,064 God ! Damn ! 1098 00:49:41,011 --> 00:49:42,603 G ! 1099 00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:43,703 -G ! -Yeah? 1100 00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:45,304 -The babies are gone! -What? 1101 00:49:45,382 --> 00:49:46,349 l told you ! 1102 00:49:46,416 --> 00:49:47,678 -Dom ! -Dom ! 1103 00:49:47,751 --> 00:49:49,776 -The babies are gone! -The babies is gone, man ! 1104 00:49:49,853 --> 00:49:52,481 l just saw 'em in the other room . 1105 00:49:58,095 --> 00:49:59,892 -G : Bruce Leroy! -DOMlNlC: Jasmine! 1106 00:49:59,963 --> 00:50:01,897 -Bruce Leroy! -LONNlE : Move! Move! 1107 00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:04,024 -DOMlNlC: Jasmine! -G : Son ! 1108 00:50:07,971 --> 00:50:09,768 What are we gonna do? 1109 00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:12,869 Outside! Outside! 1110 00:50:16,213 --> 00:50:17,805 -Bruce Leroy! -Jasmine! 1111 00:50:17,881 --> 00:50:19,781 Carver! 1112 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,613 Carver! 1113 00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:23,311 Bruce Leroy! 1114 00:50:25,489 --> 00:50:27,423 Did you check up in Uncle Virgil's room? 1115 00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:28,924 l'm dialing 9 1 1 . 1116 00:50:28,992 --> 00:50:31,859 -No, man , l still got warrants. -[ Baby laughs ] 1117 00:50:31,928 --> 00:50:33,418 What? 1118 00:50:33,497 --> 00:50:35,727 -How? -Bruce Leroy. 1119 00:50:35,799 --> 00:50:37,027 What? 1120 00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:38,362 Who put y'all up here? 1121 00:50:38,435 --> 00:50:40,300 -Carver, you know how to walk? -Jasmine. 1122 00:50:48,078 --> 00:50:50,012 DOMlNlC: lt's all my fault. 1123 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,844 l should have checked to make sure the door was closed . 1124 00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:54,850 lt could have been worse. 1125 00:50:54,918 --> 00:50:56,613 A lot worse. 1126 00:50:57,187 --> 00:50:59,451 Man , these kids depend on us. 1127 00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:02,356 This is our chance to be fathers, man . 1128 00:51:02,426 --> 00:51:04,917 And we can do the right thing right now. 1129 00:51:04,995 --> 00:51:06,326 Y'all in or what? 1130 00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:07,328 Yeah . 1131 00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:09,160 l'm in . 1132 00:51:09,232 --> 00:51:11,166 Yeah , we can do this. 1133 00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:17,934 @ For the block, boy @ 1134 00:51:18,008 --> 00:51:19,839 @ Take it rough @ 1135 00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:26,211 @ Every day it's been the same old thing on my block @ 1136 00:51:26,283 --> 00:51:28,877 @ You either workin' or you slangin'...on my block @ 1137 00:51:28,952 --> 00:51:29,976 @ You had to hustle @ 1138 00:51:30,053 --> 00:51:31,987 @ That's how we was raised on my block @ 1139 00:51:32,055 --> 00:51:33,545 @ And ya stayed on ya hop @ 1140 00:51:33,623 --> 00:51:35,386 @ Until you made you a knot on my block @ 1141 00:51:35,459 --> 00:51:38,257 @ To hang out was the thing back then @ 1142 00:51:38,328 --> 00:51:40,819 @ And even when you left out, you came back in @ 1143 00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:44,025 @ To my block, from Holloway, Bellfort to Scott @ 1144 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:47,537 @ We rolled in the flocks, we know the spots @ 1145 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,572 @ Drank all the blue dots @ 1146 00:51:49,639 --> 00:51:52,574 @ On your block you probably bred a Fat Pat or Tupac @ 1147 00:51:52,642 --> 00:51:55,372 @ Or Big Pun or B.l., your homeboys from knee-high @ 1148 00:51:55,445 --> 00:51:58,005 @ Even when it was stormin' outside, that...be by @ 1149 00:51:58,081 --> 00:51:59,048 @ That's me, dawg @ 1150 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,676 @ On my block, l ain't have to play the big shot @ 1151 00:52:01,751 --> 00:52:03,981 @ Knew me back when l was stealin' beer from Shamrock @ 1152 00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:05,681 @ And my nickname was Creepy @ 1153 00:52:05,755 --> 00:52:08,019 @ lf Black June could see me, he'd be trippin' @ 1154 00:52:08,091 --> 00:52:09,991 @ And l'd bet he still try to tease me @ 1155 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:13,052 @ My block, where everything is everything, fa sheezy @ 1156 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,428 Look, fellas, l wouldn't believe it if l hadn't seen it 1157 00:52:15,499 --> 00:52:18,195 with my own former four eyes. 1158 00:52:18,268 --> 00:52:19,462 Two proud papas. 1159 00:52:19,536 --> 00:52:20,468 Daddies, even . 1160 00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:21,731 Fathers. 1161 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,432 Hangin' out with their kids. 1162 00:52:23,507 --> 00:52:25,065 -G : That's right. -That's right. 1163 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:27,201 That's right. Nia's been so busy at work. 1164 00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:29,245 Me and Jas been gettin' to know each other. 1165 00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:31,212 -G : l heard that, man . -LONNlE : Yeah . 1166 00:52:31,281 --> 00:52:33,249 Look at him . Look at him . Jab him ! 1167 00:52:33,316 --> 00:52:34,283 -Hey, hey. -Jab him . 1168 00:52:34,351 --> 00:52:35,375 -Carver. -Whup his ass. 1169 00:52:35,452 --> 00:52:36,817 Hold your right hand up. 1170 00:52:36,887 --> 00:52:38,013 -Dip! -When he drop it. . . 1171 00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:39,646 -There you go. -Dip. 1172 00:52:39,723 --> 00:52:42,248 NO GOOD: l thought you said we was chillin' today, man . 1173 00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:43,257 We are. 1174 00:52:43,326 --> 00:52:44,953 At the store? 1175 00:52:45,028 --> 00:52:46,017 Look here, man . 1176 00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:47,620 Stop complaining , all right? 1177 00:52:47,697 --> 00:52:48,959 XiXi gonna get on my ass 1178 00:52:49,032 --> 00:52:51,296 if l don't start pulling my weight, all right? 1179 00:52:51,368 --> 00:52:53,427 NO GOOD: You need a wheelbarrow to haul all that in . 1180 00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:55,027 G : Oh , snap! 1181 00:52:55,105 --> 00:52:57,198 See, this is what l'm talking about right here. 1182 00:52:57,274 --> 00:52:59,902 This is what l wish l could get for my son . 1183 00:53:00,310 --> 00:53:01,937 Why don't you buy it? 1184 00:53:02,445 --> 00:53:05,141 Man , do you know how expensive it is to raise a child now? 1185 00:53:05,215 --> 00:53:07,240 There's diapers. There's formula. 1186 00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:09,615 -Not to mention the toys. -Wow. 1187 00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:12,780 Hell , man , l barely got enough for the necessities. 1188 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,950 l'm gonna get that, though . Yeah , l'm gonna get that. 1189 00:53:18,094 --> 00:53:19,652 Right. 1190 00:53:19,729 --> 00:53:21,196 Diapers. Bottles. 1191 00:53:21,264 --> 00:53:23,129 Chips. Cool . 1192 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:25,967 Damn ! 1193 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:27,469 Look, l left my wallet in the car. 1194 00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:29,334 Hold this spot. Don't lose it. 1195 00:53:29,406 --> 00:53:30,703 -Gotcha. -All right. 1196 00:53:30,774 --> 00:53:32,173 Excuse me, ma'am . 1197 00:53:36,613 --> 00:53:38,911 Oh , hey, how you doin'? 1198 00:53:38,982 --> 00:53:40,643 You look just like Patti LaBelle. 1199 00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:42,412 Without the big hair, though . 1200 00:53:42,485 --> 00:53:44,248 When she was with the LaBelles. 1201 00:53:44,321 --> 00:53:45,754 Yeah , okay. 1202 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,320 All right, now! Freeze! 1203 00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:55,557 l want it chilly up in here! 1204 00:53:55,632 --> 00:53:58,123 Sir? We don't have much money in the till . 1205 00:53:58,201 --> 00:53:59,225 You're welcome to it. 1206 00:53:59,302 --> 00:54:02,032 But l would recommend that you rob a convenience store. 1207 00:54:02,105 --> 00:54:03,663 Did l ask you for money? 1208 00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:04,900 No, l did not. 1209 00:54:04,975 --> 00:54:07,273 Now, give me some of them snot suckers. 1210 00:54:07,344 --> 00:54:09,539 Some of them rattles. Some ass thermometers. 1211 00:54:09,613 --> 00:54:12,104 Pronto. Yeah . Yeah . 1212 00:54:12,682 --> 00:54:15,242 Y'all got some baby grub up in here? 1213 00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:20,518 ls the baby teething? 1214 00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:22,820 Oh , and don't forget the rubber nipples. 1215 00:54:22,892 --> 00:54:23,859 Yeah . 1216 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:25,690 And the booties for the baby's feet. 1217 00:54:25,762 --> 00:54:27,457 And cotton swabs. 1218 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:28,827 Cotton swabs. 1219 00:54:28,898 --> 00:54:31,298 That reminds me. ls the baby still on formula? 1220 00:54:31,368 --> 00:54:34,064 You should really start going for organic. 1221 00:54:34,137 --> 00:54:36,537 Organic. Right, right, right, right. 1222 00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:37,971 What the hell ''organic'' mean? 1223 00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:39,531 lt means it's grown naturally 1224 00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:42,407 without any harmful pesticides that might poison your baby. 1225 00:54:42,479 --> 00:54:44,743 What? You trying to poison my kid? 1226 00:54:44,814 --> 00:54:45,712 No! 1227 00:54:49,386 --> 00:54:51,911 l want everything organic up in this bitch ! 1228 00:54:51,988 --> 00:54:53,717 Right now! 1229 00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:59,785 l don't want nobody to move for two minutes. 1230 00:54:59,863 --> 00:55:02,388 That's 1 50 seconds. 1231 00:55:05,602 --> 00:55:07,399 That didn't sound right. 1232 00:55:08,605 --> 00:55:09,594 Hoo-hoo! 1233 00:55:12,342 --> 00:55:13,673 Open the trunk. 1234 00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,279 Man , don't tell me you just robbed the store! 1235 00:55:16,346 --> 00:55:17,938 Open the trunk, dawg . 1236 00:55:18,014 --> 00:55:19,538 What the hell did you do, fool? 1237 00:55:19,616 --> 00:55:20,844 They was robbin' us. 1238 00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:23,750 Just 'cause it's overpriced don't mean you steal it. 1239 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:24,878 Why you trippin'? 1240 00:55:24,954 --> 00:55:26,285 l did this for you , dawg . 1241 00:55:26,356 --> 00:55:27,687 What? 1242 00:55:29,993 --> 00:55:31,585 You the one got a baby to handle. 1243 00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:32,628 Oh , l'm trippin'? 1244 00:55:32,696 --> 00:55:34,459 'Cause l ain't your accomplice no more? 1245 00:55:34,531 --> 00:55:37,022 What? You got a baby now so you don't work no more? 1246 00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:39,466 Oh , so robbin' is work now? 1247 00:55:39,536 --> 00:55:40,525 Yeah . 1248 00:55:41,471 --> 00:55:44,167 Man , they runnin' my plates. Get in the car, man ! 1249 00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:52,946 You like hanging out with your Uncle No Good . 1250 00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:54,574 Take some of those right there. 1251 00:55:54,651 --> 00:55:56,175 That's what's up. 1252 00:55:56,252 --> 00:55:58,277 Yeah , this is kind of good . 1253 00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:01,222 Mmm , l can see how you eat this stuff right here, brother. 1254 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:02,417 You know what? 1255 00:56:02,492 --> 00:56:06,360 Me and your daddy got you all kinds of good stuff today. 1256 00:56:06,429 --> 00:56:09,296 Got it for free, too, if you know what l'm sayin' . 1257 00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:10,924 With a toy gun . 1258 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,592 Made a clean getaway. 1259 00:56:12,669 --> 00:56:14,193 You know why? You know why? 1260 00:56:14,270 --> 00:56:16,101 'Cause crime does pay. Yes, it does. 1261 00:56:16,172 --> 00:56:17,469 Hey, baby. 1262 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,607 What? 1263 00:56:22,579 --> 00:56:24,069 What's up, dawg? 1264 00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:26,509 Baby, what's the problem? You mad? 1265 00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:27,948 Are you stupid? 1266 00:56:28,017 --> 00:56:29,541 What are you talking about? 1267 00:56:29,619 --> 00:56:31,814 Robbing baby stores? 1268 00:56:32,288 --> 00:56:33,255 Baby, that was No Good . 1269 00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:36,850 Tell that to your son when your dumb ass ends up in jail ! 1270 00:56:36,926 --> 00:56:38,188 Baby, l told you . . . 1271 00:56:38,261 --> 00:56:38,955 ''Baby!'' 1272 00:56:39,028 --> 00:56:40,791 Ow! 1273 00:56:40,864 --> 00:56:41,853 -NO GOOD: Damn ! -Shit! 1274 00:56:41,931 --> 00:56:43,523 God . 1275 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:48,928 Yeah . 1276 00:56:49,005 --> 00:56:51,235 lt'll be okay. Okay? 1277 00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:04,110 G , just look at it as a chance to grow. 1278 00:57:04,187 --> 00:57:05,984 To get in touch with yourself. 1279 00:57:06,055 --> 00:57:08,922 Look, man , l'm tired of touching myself. 1280 00:57:08,992 --> 00:57:11,392 l want my lady to touch me. 1281 00:57:11,461 --> 00:57:13,554 l want XiXi to touch me. 1282 00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:15,657 Where you goin' , sexy? 1283 00:57:15,732 --> 00:57:17,757 Big meeting today, fellas. 1284 00:57:17,834 --> 00:57:19,699 Gonna have a huge payday. 1285 00:57:19,769 --> 00:57:21,259 And maybe who knows, you know? 1286 00:57:21,337 --> 00:57:23,202 Get a place of my own . 1287 00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:24,638 Jas could have a backyard . 1288 00:57:24,707 --> 00:57:25,731 Her own room . 1289 00:57:25,809 --> 00:57:27,333 Man , you know what you sound like? 1290 00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:28,877 What? A bitch? 1291 00:57:28,945 --> 00:57:30,537 No. 1292 00:57:30,613 --> 00:57:32,012 A man . 1293 00:57:36,219 --> 00:57:38,517 All right. l'll talk to you later. 1294 00:57:38,588 --> 00:57:40,988 G : You kind of dress like a bitch , though . 1295 00:57:41,057 --> 00:57:42,922 [ Laughter ] 1296 00:57:42,992 --> 00:57:45,222 Drive By, you so crazy. 1297 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:47,855 So, when did you guys become such good friends? 1298 00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:50,957 This is gonna be hard . This is gonna be real hard . 1299 00:57:51,034 --> 00:57:53,935 lt's gonna be hard for the Stylz Brothas to say. . . 1300 00:57:54,003 --> 00:57:57,302 You ain't gonna be the Brothas Stylz's manager no more. 1301 00:57:59,175 --> 00:58:00,870 That wasn't that hard . 1302 00:58:00,944 --> 00:58:03,435 No, no, no. Very easy, dawg . 1303 00:58:04,681 --> 00:58:05,443 Let's go. 1304 00:58:05,515 --> 00:58:07,847 You're dismissed , bitch . 1305 00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:09,578 Dismizzle, bizzle. 1306 00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:13,747 l'm all right! 1307 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,454 -Dang Ling , where's XiXi? -She don't want to see your ass. 1308 00:58:21,965 --> 00:58:24,695 Cha Ching , where's XiXi? 1309 00:58:24,767 --> 00:58:27,463 G , we need to talk. 1310 00:58:27,537 --> 00:58:28,970 Outside. 1311 00:58:34,143 --> 00:58:36,475 You get that black eye boxing? 1312 00:58:36,546 --> 00:58:37,843 Nope. 1313 00:58:38,615 --> 00:58:40,242 From your daughter. 1314 00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:43,314 Yeah , she got a left hook like her mother. 1315 00:58:44,621 --> 00:58:46,486 l don't smoke cigarettes. 1316 00:58:46,823 --> 00:58:49,121 Take a closer look, fool . 1317 00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:51,183 Special smoke. 1318 00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:52,819 Cure a chronic ailment. 1319 00:58:53,663 --> 00:58:55,597 Even a broken heart. 1320 00:58:55,665 --> 00:58:56,962 Hmm . 1321 00:59:01,170 --> 00:59:02,967 Damn , man . 1322 00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:06,531 All this time, l thought you was uptight and shit. 1323 00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:10,038 You remind me of myself when l was your age. 1324 00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:16,175 The Triads. 1325 00:59:16,786 --> 00:59:19,778 l was the leader of the Far East Side Riders. 1326 00:59:20,657 --> 00:59:23,592 l dreamt of being the Chinese Scarface. 1327 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,127 Hey. 1328 00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:28,930 Say hello to my little friend . 1329 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,727 Hey. 1330 00:59:32,669 --> 00:59:34,227 What happened? 1331 00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:37,973 Met XiXi's moms up at the club. 1332 00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:40,305 Got gander at junk in the trunk. 1333 00:59:41,511 --> 00:59:43,342 She made you turn your life around . 1334 00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:46,814 Not before reality bitch-slapped me in the face first. 1335 00:59:46,883 --> 00:59:50,785 Gangster Gung Ho got cap busted in ass. 1336 00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:53,552 Pour a little out for homies ain't here. 1337 01:00:00,863 --> 01:00:02,455 Yeah . 1338 01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:05,831 After that, all l could think about 1339 01:00:05,902 --> 01:00:09,668 was giving my daughter and my baby's mama a better life. 1340 01:00:10,573 --> 01:00:11,972 Any regrets? 1341 01:00:12,041 --> 01:00:13,030 One. 1342 01:00:15,111 --> 01:00:17,579 l didn't do it sooner. 1343 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:30,521 Dominic. Hi . 1344 01:00:31,594 --> 01:00:34,154 -Oh . l wasn't expecting you . -Yeah , l know. 1345 01:00:34,230 --> 01:00:36,596 l just wanted to see if we could talk maybe. 1346 01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:39,032 Well , this really isn't the best. . . 1347 01:00:39,102 --> 01:00:40,763 Dominic. 1348 01:00:41,337 --> 01:00:42,736 What's she doing here? 1349 01:00:44,073 --> 01:00:47,133 You caught us at a bad time. We just got out of the bath . 1350 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,340 ''We''? 1351 01:00:53,282 --> 01:00:55,079 Maybe we should talk. 1352 01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:10,528 Are you trying to tell me you're a. . . 1353 01:01:19,842 --> 01:01:21,400 Let's be real . 1354 01:01:21,477 --> 01:01:23,843 Jasmine needs a full-time parent. 1355 01:01:23,913 --> 01:01:25,073 For when she's sick. 1356 01:01:25,148 --> 01:01:26,775 For when she can't sleep. 1357 01:01:26,849 --> 01:01:28,749 You know you can't be counted on for that. 1358 01:01:28,818 --> 01:01:30,285 No, that's not true. 1359 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:32,446 That's what l wanted to talk to you about. 1360 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:35,252 We have to do what's best for Jasmine. 1361 01:01:35,324 --> 01:01:38,487 And you think her having two mommies is what's best? 1362 01:01:38,561 --> 01:01:39,323 Yes. 1363 01:01:39,395 --> 01:01:40,919 Venus and l are in love. 1364 01:01:40,997 --> 01:01:43,090 She's with Jasmine every single day. 1365 01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:44,758 You're more into the Stylz Brothas 1366 01:01:44,834 --> 01:01:47,302 than you are into being a dad . 1367 01:01:47,737 --> 01:01:50,433 @ Oooooh @ 1368 01:01:50,506 --> 01:01:53,066 @ Yeah @ 1369 01:01:53,142 --> 01:01:56,134 @ La la la la la @ 1370 01:01:57,613 --> 01:02:00,605 @ We're not living without sacrifice @ 1371 01:02:00,683 --> 01:02:02,651 @ Sacrifice @ 1372 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:06,052 @ Sometimes blessings, they come in disguise @ 1373 01:02:06,122 --> 01:02:07,953 @ Ooh-ooh-ooh @ 1374 01:02:08,024 --> 01:02:10,254 @ Every valley has a mountain @ 1375 01:02:10,326 --> 01:02:13,090 @ Every shore, a sea @ 1376 01:02:13,162 --> 01:02:15,653 @ Every life, a reason @ 1377 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:18,963 @ What was meant to be @ 1378 01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:21,765 @ And that's the way it goes @ 1379 01:02:21,838 --> 01:02:22,770 Brandy. 1380 01:02:22,839 --> 01:02:25,364 @ Ba ba ba ba ba @ 1381 01:02:25,441 --> 01:02:26,703 Brandy. 1382 01:02:26,776 --> 01:02:28,334 Brandy. 1383 01:02:29,345 --> 01:02:33,509 @ And that's the way it goes @ 1384 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,744 @ Da da di yi yi @ 1385 01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,187 @ Advice for life @ 1386 01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:41,553 @ You only get one chance to make it right @ 1387 01:02:41,624 --> 01:02:42,955 @ Live wrong and pay the price @ 1388 01:02:43,025 --> 01:02:44,287 @ Be strong and sacrifice @ 1389 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,260 @ Respect life and think twice @ 1390 01:02:46,329 --> 01:02:48,524 @ My God-given rights, God gave me the light @ 1391 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:50,190 @ So l'm gonna shine bright @ 1392 01:02:50,266 --> 01:02:52,461 @ Despite the negativity in human life @ 1393 01:02:52,535 --> 01:02:54,400 @ Life, unh, yo @ 1394 01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:56,335 @ l'm too blessed to be stressed @ 1395 01:02:56,405 --> 01:02:58,999 @ Up against all odds that manifest in the flesh @ 1396 01:02:59,075 --> 01:03:01,509 @ Yo, lovin' my life, life, l'm livin' it @ 1397 01:03:01,577 --> 01:03:04,307 @ You love the way it sound and the way that l deliver it @ 1398 01:03:04,380 --> 01:03:06,473 @ Love life and keep it innocent @ 1399 01:03:06,549 --> 01:03:09,040 @ Live and let live, life's experience @ 1400 01:03:09,118 --> 01:03:10,608 l know you're mad at me. 1401 01:03:10,686 --> 01:03:12,813 Hell , if l was you , l'd be mad at me, too. 1402 01:03:12,889 --> 01:03:15,551 But if you give me a chance to explain . 1403 01:03:16,325 --> 01:03:18,555 l am sorry. 1404 01:03:20,496 --> 01:03:21,986 Brandy. 1405 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,132 Carver. 1406 01:03:34,210 --> 01:03:36,178 l am sorry. 1407 01:03:40,216 --> 01:03:42,776 Wake your sorry asses up! 1408 01:03:49,959 --> 01:03:51,620 l ain't gonna say this but one time. 1409 01:03:51,694 --> 01:03:53,457 So you damn well better hear me. 1410 01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:55,394 Now, Lonnie. 1411 01:03:55,464 --> 01:03:59,093 Don't get caught up in this ''baby's mama'' drama. 1412 01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:01,466 Now, you had you a good woman in Brandy. 1413 01:04:01,537 --> 01:04:03,300 She a good woman . She likes you . 1414 01:04:03,372 --> 01:04:05,533 And that baby likes you , too. 1415 01:04:05,608 --> 01:04:07,906 You need to be a man . 1416 01:04:07,977 --> 01:04:09,968 You need to go ahead and pick your hair out 1417 01:04:10,046 --> 01:04:13,038 and get rid of them damn deep-sea-diving goggles 1418 01:04:13,115 --> 01:04:15,242 and handle your business. 1419 01:04:16,319 --> 01:04:17,752 And you . 1420 01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:19,253 Rerun . 1421 01:04:19,322 --> 01:04:20,050 Huh? 1422 01:04:20,122 --> 01:04:21,248 Yeah , you . 1423 01:04:21,324 --> 01:04:22,757 You got a good woman , too. 1424 01:04:22,825 --> 01:04:24,554 But you're too damn lazy. 1425 01:04:24,627 --> 01:04:27,152 All you want to do is lay up on your ass all day. 1426 01:04:27,230 --> 01:04:28,993 And you ain't no fighter. 1427 01:04:29,065 --> 01:04:32,523 Hell , l'll knock your dick in the dirt, old as l am . 1428 01:04:32,602 --> 01:04:35,264 Yeah , you need to put your family first. 1429 01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:37,898 Put your family first. 1430 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:41,510 And , Dom , you ain't no player. 1431 01:04:41,577 --> 01:04:45,877 Now, Uncle Virgil was a player. 1432 01:04:45,948 --> 01:04:47,347 You hear me? 1433 01:04:47,416 --> 01:04:50,408 l was slammin' more Cadillac doors and pimpin' more ho's 1434 01:04:50,486 --> 01:04:53,512 while you were still swimming around in your daddy's nut sac. 1435 01:04:53,589 --> 01:04:54,749 And you got a good woman , too. 1436 01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:59,557 But no, you mad 'cause she done got herself another woman . 1437 01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:02,655 Hell , be Uncle Virgil back in the day, 1438 01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:05,428 l'd have both them chicks over at my house right now. 1439 01:05:05,501 --> 01:05:06,934 Cookin' my breakfast. 1440 01:05:07,003 --> 01:05:08,163 Butt-naked . 1441 01:05:08,237 --> 01:05:10,171 With the house shoes on . 1442 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:12,974 Best thing l can suggest to you 1443 01:05:13,042 --> 01:05:15,272 is you get yourself back in your baby's life 1444 01:05:15,344 --> 01:05:17,744 as soon as you can . 1445 01:05:17,813 --> 01:05:19,610 Don't be like me, Dom . 1446 01:05:19,682 --> 01:05:21,741 End up old . 1447 01:05:22,285 --> 01:05:23,775 Lonely. 1448 01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:26,918 Living with your goofy-ass nephew 1449 01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:29,719 and his broke-ass friends. 1450 01:05:33,362 --> 01:05:35,853 Do l really look like Rerun? 1451 01:05:36,532 --> 01:05:37,692 LONNlE : Brandy! 1452 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,325 MAN : Slow down , kids. 1453 01:05:39,402 --> 01:05:41,529 Brandy! 1454 01:05:55,251 --> 01:05:59,551 Brandy, can you find it in your heart to forgive me? 1455 01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:04,885 You know, the loving , the caring , the compassionate, 1456 01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:10,558 the dashing , the debonair, the real Lonnie. 1457 01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:12,464 He's back. 1458 01:06:12,535 --> 01:06:15,163 And he'd like another chance. 1459 01:06:16,672 --> 01:06:18,196 How about dinner tonight? 1460 01:06:18,274 --> 01:06:20,299 l'm all ears. 1461 01:06:20,376 --> 01:06:22,071 You want some pig feet? 1462 01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:24,646 Ooh , is she a cutie pie. 1463 01:06:24,714 --> 01:06:25,874 BRAND Y: Like her mama. 1464 01:06:25,948 --> 01:06:27,939 Yes, indeedy, feed the needy. 1465 01:06:28,017 --> 01:06:29,177 Want some ribs? 1466 01:06:29,251 --> 01:06:30,275 Some chitlins? 1467 01:06:32,321 --> 01:06:34,380 So, we were high school sweethearts. 1468 01:06:34,457 --> 01:06:36,186 l thought he was Prince Charming . 1469 01:06:36,258 --> 01:06:38,055 But he turned out to be a toad . 1470 01:06:38,127 --> 01:06:40,721 Your ex and my baby's mama need to get together. 1471 01:06:40,796 --> 01:06:42,593 'Cause she's a rat. 1472 01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:43,723 A hood rat. 1473 01:06:43,799 --> 01:06:44,731 Right. 1474 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:48,566 You know, l've always had this idealistic view of family. 1475 01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:49,865 House in the burbs. 1476 01:06:49,939 --> 01:06:51,429 With the white picket fence. 1477 01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:52,940 And a cute puppy, like a. . . 1478 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:54,943 BOTH : Chocolate lab. 1479 01:07:00,816 --> 01:07:01,805 Oh . 1480 01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:04,478 Let me clean those for you . 1481 01:07:06,455 --> 01:07:08,389 Hey, are these new glasses? 1482 01:07:08,457 --> 01:07:12,791 Yeah , the other ones are kind of large and square. 1483 01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:14,523 What you waitin' on , dawg? 1484 01:07:14,597 --> 01:07:15,825 An engraved invitation? 1485 01:07:15,898 --> 01:07:17,263 Huh? 1486 01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:19,233 Kiss her, fool . 1487 01:07:19,301 --> 01:07:21,064 Go, Lonnie. Go. 1488 01:07:21,137 --> 01:07:22,502 Go, Lonnie. Yeah . 1489 01:07:22,571 --> 01:07:24,664 l know Ho-landa's my mama. 1490 01:07:24,740 --> 01:07:27,436 But Brandy's all that and a bag of tits. 1491 01:07:27,510 --> 01:07:28,442 He's right, boy. 1492 01:07:28,511 --> 01:07:31,969 l mean , check out those tig old bitties. 1493 01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:35,278 l've been sucklin' those chocolate-milk sacs for months, 1494 01:07:35,351 --> 01:07:37,581 and it is nice. 1495 01:07:38,654 --> 01:07:40,144 Lonnie. 1496 01:07:41,624 --> 01:07:43,023 Are you feeling okay? 1497 01:07:43,092 --> 01:07:46,357 No, l think l had a little too much wine. 1498 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:49,031 l guess it is getting a bit late. 1499 01:07:49,098 --> 01:07:52,192 Yeah , maybe l should be going . 1500 01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:03,143 That's my daddy. 1501 01:08:15,057 --> 01:08:17,753 What the hell is. . . Open up the door, fool . 1502 01:08:23,966 --> 01:08:26,059 What the hell is this, man? 1503 01:08:26,135 --> 01:08:27,966 Breakfast, fool . 1504 01:08:28,437 --> 01:08:31,634 No, man , l'm talking about what the hell you do to the room . 1505 01:08:31,707 --> 01:08:35,336 My grandmother told me make myself at home, man . 1506 01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:39,812 Want a grilled-cheese sandwich , man? 1507 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:42,914 No, l'm cool . 1508 01:08:42,985 --> 01:08:44,646 All right, then . 1509 01:08:45,988 --> 01:08:47,956 You still mad at me, man? 1510 01:08:50,226 --> 01:08:52,888 Look, Robin Hood . 1511 01:08:53,229 --> 01:08:55,925 Because of what you did , XiXi ain't speakin' to me. 1512 01:08:55,998 --> 01:08:58,489 l haven't even seen my baby, man . 1513 01:08:58,567 --> 01:09:01,365 That little stunt you pulled really messed my life up. 1514 01:09:01,437 --> 01:09:02,563 What's up with you , man? 1515 01:09:02,638 --> 01:09:05,732 You still the same guy that got ''Thug Life'' tatted on his arm? 1516 01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:07,400 Yeah , that's me. 1517 01:09:07,476 --> 01:09:10,570 But l got my son's name tatted on the other arm now. 1518 01:09:11,847 --> 01:09:14,338 We gonna always be boys, man . 1519 01:09:14,884 --> 01:09:16,374 We family. 1520 01:09:16,452 --> 01:09:18,420 l got a family of my own now. 1521 01:09:18,487 --> 01:09:20,614 So that's my priority. 1522 01:09:23,025 --> 01:09:24,686 l feel you , dawg . 1523 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,352 l'm proud of you , man . 1524 01:09:27,429 --> 01:09:29,158 Thanks, baby. 1525 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:32,596 Now, you sure you don't want one of these grilled cheese? 1526 01:09:32,668 --> 01:09:34,397 Yeah , go on and hook me up one, man . 1527 01:09:34,470 --> 01:09:36,438 All right, then . lt's organic. 1528 01:09:46,448 --> 01:09:50,350 What the hell you doin' bustin' in here like you pay the bills? 1529 01:09:51,954 --> 01:09:53,683 l mean , like you're the police. 1530 01:09:53,756 --> 01:09:56,122 Sit your Count Crackula-lookin' ass down . 1531 01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:58,660 -What? -And you shut the hell up. 1532 01:09:58,727 --> 01:10:00,592 Show me some respect around here. 1533 01:10:00,663 --> 01:10:03,257 'Cause Lord knows l earned it. 1534 01:10:03,332 --> 01:10:04,799 The days of you two bitches 1535 01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:08,030 using my baby boy for a payday are over. 1536 01:10:08,103 --> 01:10:09,627 He's coming with me. 1537 01:10:09,705 --> 01:10:14,768 And maybe, just maybe, if you get your shit together, 1538 01:10:14,843 --> 01:10:16,572 l might let you see him . 1539 01:10:16,645 --> 01:10:17,873 But Princess Ro-Ro -- 1540 01:10:17,947 --> 01:10:20,381 But Ro-Ho, my ass. 1541 01:10:20,449 --> 01:10:22,007 Be-otch ! 1542 01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:25,645 You don't like the way l roll , take me to court. 1543 01:10:28,457 --> 01:10:30,857 Come on , little Carver. 1544 01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:32,826 Let's go home. 1545 01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:35,659 Sorry you had to hear that, man . 1546 01:10:36,665 --> 01:10:38,656 Oh , don't worry. 1547 01:10:39,702 --> 01:10:43,103 You'll still get your little $300 a week. 1548 01:10:44,673 --> 01:10:46,868 Ain't that what you had him for? 1549 01:10:49,845 --> 01:10:51,642 Let's get out of here. 1550 01:10:55,484 --> 01:10:57,850 Swoll ! 1551 01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,319 Mama, no. 1552 01:10:59,388 --> 01:11:02,482 And l'm proud to say that many of Philadelphia's top artists 1553 01:11:02,558 --> 01:11:05,186 have recorded right here in this studio. 1554 01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:07,525 And we have an award-winning engineering . . . 1555 01:11:07,596 --> 01:11:09,723 Dominic. What are you doing here? 1556 01:11:09,798 --> 01:11:12,096 l just want to tell you you're right. 1557 01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:15,364 Being a parent means being there every day. 1558 01:11:15,437 --> 01:11:17,132 Look, l know you don't need me, Nia. 1559 01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:19,299 But l need Jasmine. 1560 01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:21,570 Things haven't exactly been going my way lately. 1561 01:11:21,644 --> 01:11:23,703 First the Brothas Stylz fire me. 1562 01:11:23,779 --> 01:11:25,337 Then l find out you're a lesbian . 1563 01:11:25,414 --> 01:11:26,813 Wait a minute. You got fired? 1564 01:11:26,882 --> 01:11:28,543 You're a lesbian? 1565 01:11:35,824 --> 01:11:36,813 Thank you . 1566 01:11:36,892 --> 01:11:38,291 Thanks. 1567 01:11:47,569 --> 01:11:49,662 The other day, l went to visit you , right? 1568 01:11:49,738 --> 01:11:51,365 l saw you and Venus with Jasmine. 1569 01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:53,635 You guys looked just like a family, you know. 1570 01:11:53,709 --> 01:11:55,734 And it became clear what's important. 1571 01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:58,405 l need to be part of my daughter's life. 1572 01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:01,711 l want to pack her lunch on the first day of kindergarten . 1573 01:12:01,784 --> 01:12:04,116 l want to put Bactine on her skinned knee 1574 01:12:04,186 --> 01:12:06,552 when she falls off her bike. 1575 01:12:06,622 --> 01:12:08,886 l want to keep her away from players like me. 1576 01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:10,219 l know it sounds stupid . 1577 01:12:10,292 --> 01:12:13,728 But there's more to life than chasing girls. 1578 01:12:13,796 --> 01:12:15,696 That's raising one. 1579 01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:21,892 Come here. 1580 01:12:24,606 --> 01:12:25,698 Let Daddy strap you in . 1581 01:12:25,774 --> 01:12:27,708 ROLONDA: Swoll , leave him alone. 1582 01:12:27,776 --> 01:12:29,710 You can't bust up in here, take Ro's baby, 1583 01:12:29,778 --> 01:12:32,178 and break out, Donnie! 1584 01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:35,440 What you want to do, little man? 1585 01:12:35,517 --> 01:12:37,178 Huh? What you want? 1586 01:12:39,455 --> 01:12:41,719 lt's Lonnie! 1587 01:12:41,790 --> 01:12:44,088 Lonnie, partner. 1588 01:12:49,465 --> 01:12:51,456 Can l roll with you? 1589 01:12:52,501 --> 01:12:55,026 Not this time, Little Tupac. 1590 01:13:08,650 --> 01:13:12,142 Superboy that became Superman . 1591 01:13:15,157 --> 01:13:17,091 Ro, you shouldn't have never let that man 1592 01:13:17,159 --> 01:13:19,389 slip through your fingertips. 1593 01:13:23,866 --> 01:13:24,855 G : Hey. 1594 01:13:25,934 --> 01:13:27,959 Baby, l'm sorry. 1595 01:13:28,036 --> 01:13:29,799 l'm sorry it took me so long to figure out 1596 01:13:29,872 --> 01:13:31,635 l wanted to spend the rest of my life 1597 01:13:31,707 --> 01:13:34,608 with you and Bruce Leroy. 1598 01:13:35,110 --> 01:13:36,702 l don't want Bruce Leroy growing up 1599 01:13:36,779 --> 01:13:39,680 not knowing who his father was like l did . 1600 01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:42,842 l want him to be proud to call me ''Dad .'' 1601 01:13:42,918 --> 01:13:47,753 And l want you to be proud to call me your husband . 1602 01:13:57,132 --> 01:13:58,360 XiXi . 1603 01:14:05,374 --> 01:14:09,105 G , you had me at ''hello.'' 1604 01:14:20,722 --> 01:14:22,553 @ For the block, boy @ 1605 01:14:22,624 --> 01:14:24,251 @ Take it rough @ 1606 01:14:27,830 --> 01:14:30,594 @ Every day it's been the same old thing on my block @ 1607 01:14:30,666 --> 01:14:32,224 @ You either workin' or you slangin'... 1608 01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:35,099 G: My man Lonnie finally found happiness. 1609 01:14:35,170 --> 01:14:38,901 By the power vested in me by the state of Pennsylvania, 1610 01:14:38,974 --> 01:14:42,569 l now pronounce you husband and wife. 1611 01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:44,908 You may now kiss the bride. 1612 01:14:47,883 --> 01:14:49,009 G : Look at that. 1613 01:14:49,084 --> 01:14:50,449 You got spit on her chin . 1614 01:14:50,519 --> 01:14:51,451 DOMlNlC: Whoa. 1615 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,681 Save something for the hotel room , there. 1616 01:14:53,755 --> 01:14:55,347 Your kids gonna watch this. 1617 01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:57,722 Honeymoon time. Honeymoon time. 1618 01:14:57,793 --> 01:15:02,127 Lon , the Carver 5000 is da bomb, man . 1619 01:15:02,197 --> 01:15:03,630 LONNlE : Thank you , Uncle Virgil . 1620 01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:06,190 G: And Brandy inspired him to achieve his dream 1621 01:15:06,268 --> 01:15:08,828 of becoming the most successful black inventor 1622 01:15:08,904 --> 01:15:11,304 since the sister who invented the hot comb. 1623 01:15:11,373 --> 01:15:15,139 Toys''R''Us just ordered 1 ,000 units of the Carver 5000. 1624 01:15:15,210 --> 01:15:17,201 Whatever happened to the Stylz Brothas? 1625 01:15:17,279 --> 01:15:19,076 Yeah , yeah . The white boys. 1626 01:15:19,147 --> 01:15:21,115 Kind of had a problem at the Apollo. 1627 01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:25,812 What's up, my niggas? 1628 01:15:25,888 --> 01:15:27,048 [ Record scratches ] 1629 01:15:29,224 --> 01:15:31,784 -Bad management. -Yeah , yeah , yeah . 1630 01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:36,194 G: Dom stopped being a player and started being a father. 1631 01:15:36,265 --> 01:15:38,495 lnspired by his baby girl, Jas, 1632 01:15:38,567 --> 01:15:40,558 he decided to spin his music career 1633 01:15:40,636 --> 01:15:42,900 in a different direction. 1634 01:15:42,971 --> 01:15:45,633 He created Hip-Hopscotch Records, 1635 01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:48,403 and the first act he signed was Little Tupac. 1636 01:15:48,477 --> 01:15:50,377 A.K.A. Mini T. 1637 01:15:50,445 --> 01:15:51,605 @ lt's Mini T @ 1638 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:53,910 @ The biggest preschool mack around @ 1639 01:15:53,982 --> 01:15:58,510 @ Happy birthday to you @ 1640 01:15:58,587 --> 01:16:01,112 @ Happy birthday @ 1641 01:16:01,189 --> 01:16:06,320 @ Dear Carver, Jasmine, Bruce Leroy @ 1642 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:11,856 @ Happy birthday to you @ 1643 01:16:11,934 --> 01:16:13,697 -Yeah ! -Yeah ! 1644 01:16:14,770 --> 01:16:17,637 G: No Good finally found his niche. 1645 01:16:17,706 --> 01:16:18,900 And it's organic. 1646 01:16:18,974 --> 01:16:20,635 No pesticides or nothing . 1647 01:16:20,709 --> 01:16:21,801 G : All right. 1648 01:16:21,877 --> 01:16:23,469 [ Cheering ] 1649 01:16:23,545 --> 01:16:25,740 He got himself his own cooking show 1650 01:16:25,814 --> 01:16:28,544 and became known as the ''O. G. '' 1651 01:16:30,352 --> 01:16:33,116 The Organic Gangster. 1652 01:16:33,188 --> 01:16:35,748 A smidgen of cayenne pepper. 1653 01:16:35,824 --> 01:16:37,018 -MAN : Cayenne! -Then boom ! 1654 01:16:37,092 --> 01:16:38,787 Pow! Ta-dow! 1655 01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:42,318 The flavor is major in this piece. 1656 01:16:42,397 --> 01:16:44,922 [ Cheers and applause ] 1657 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,195 Now, meat tenderizing . 1658 01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:48,634 First. . . 1659 01:16:50,472 --> 01:16:52,872 -You get your meat. -Oh , yeah . 1660 01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:56,775 Then you get your tenderizer. 1661 01:16:56,845 --> 01:16:58,506 MAN : Gonna beat that meat. 1662 01:16:58,580 --> 01:17:00,411 Fist, meet meat. 1663 01:17:00,482 --> 01:17:02,347 Meat, meet fist. 1664 01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:04,351 And you start tenderizing , brother. 1665 01:17:04,419 --> 01:17:05,545 Where my money at? 1666 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:07,919 You been owing me $5 for, like, two weeks now. 1667 01:17:07,990 --> 01:17:11,084 @ My block, where everything is everything, fa sheezy @ 1668 01:17:11,159 --> 01:17:13,150 @ My block, we probably done it all @ 1669 01:17:13,228 --> 01:17:18,894 So, Mrs. XiXi Ling Yoon Dung Quon Puck Washington . 1670 01:17:18,967 --> 01:17:20,400 Yes? 1671 01:17:21,169 --> 01:17:24,696 You'll be happy to know that l'm hanging up my gloves, boo. 1672 01:17:24,773 --> 01:17:25,797 Really? 1673 01:17:25,874 --> 01:17:27,865 You're giving up boxing? 1674 01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:30,241 G : Well , not completely. 1675 01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:33,971 Me and my father-in-law, Cha Ching, 1676 01:17:34,049 --> 01:17:38,418 opened us up our very own bo xing gym/karate studio. 1677 01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:42,389 We call it the Mofo Dojo. 1678 01:17:44,926 --> 01:17:47,053 Hit me hard ! Hit me hard ! Hit me! 1679 01:17:47,129 --> 01:17:48,790 Good . Get back. Come on . 1680 01:17:48,864 --> 01:17:50,058 Let's go! Come on ! 1681 01:17:50,132 --> 01:17:51,224 Come on ! Harder! 1682 01:17:51,299 --> 01:17:52,960 You hit like a girl ! 1683 01:17:53,035 --> 01:17:54,696 Other hand ! 1684 01:17:54,770 --> 01:17:56,704 Get back over there. Come on ! 1685 01:17:56,772 --> 01:17:58,433 Come on ! 1686 01:17:58,507 --> 01:18:01,271 [ Children cheer ] 1687 01:18:03,445 --> 01:18:05,140 Class dismissed . 1688 01:18:05,213 --> 01:18:06,646 To great friends. 1689 01:18:06,715 --> 01:18:09,240 Nah . To great. . . 1690 01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:15,282 babies' daddies. 1691 01:18:16,892 --> 01:18:18,382 G: Who would have thought? 1692 01:18:18,460 --> 01:18:22,794 Three little babies turning us into three grown men. 1693 01:18:22,864 --> 01:18:23,796 @ My block @ 1694 01:18:23,865 --> 01:18:27,301 @ We made the impossible look easy, fa sheezy @ @ 1695 01:18:28,270 --> 01:18:29,396 @ Hmmmm @ 1696 01:18:29,471 --> 01:18:30,802 @ What's up, Allen? @ 1697 01:18:30,872 --> 01:18:32,339 @ lt's Little Tupac @ 1698 01:18:32,407 --> 01:18:34,637 @ What's up, Allen lverson? What's up, Philly? @ 1699 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:38,111 - @ Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah @ - @ Sing for me, sing for me @ 1700 01:18:38,180 --> 01:18:39,807 @ lt's Mini T @ 1701 01:18:39,881 --> 01:18:42,008 @ The biggest preschool mack around @ 1702 01:18:42,084 --> 01:18:44,746 @ Always treatin' Philly like my playground @ 1703 01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:47,380 @ Now, back in the day, before the fortune and fame @ 1704 01:18:47,456 --> 01:18:49,754 @ l knew three babies' daddies who had no game @ 1705 01:18:49,825 --> 01:18:52,794 @ lt was Lonnie, Dom, and my man Big G @ 1706 01:18:52,861 --> 01:18:55,853 @ All of them together ain't no player like me @ 1707 01:18:55,931 --> 01:18:58,559 @ Lonnie had a baby mama he tried to treat nice @ 1708 01:18:58,633 --> 01:19:01,261 @ But you can't turn Ro into a housewife @ 1709 01:19:01,336 --> 01:19:02,803 @ Lonnie was a square @ 1710 01:19:02,871 --> 01:19:04,498 @ Big glasses, nappy hair @ 1711 01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:07,337 @ Who chumped the champ after thug boot camp @ 1712 01:19:07,409 --> 01:19:10,037 @ And then there's G, who thinks he's a fighter @ 1713 01:19:10,112 --> 01:19:13,047 @ lf he laid off the hot wings, he'd be a little lighter @ 1714 01:19:13,115 --> 01:19:15,913 @ My homeboy Dom, so busy gettin' on @ 1715 01:19:15,984 --> 01:19:18,782 @ Couldn't see his daughter bein' raised by two moms @ 1716 01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:21,288 @ Dom's got my back, my income's higher @ 1717 01:19:21,356 --> 01:19:23,381 @ But if l don't see my royalties @ 1718 01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:24,618 @ He's gettin' fired @ 1719 01:19:24,693 --> 01:19:27,526 @ Mini T's gonna whip it up @ 1720 01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:30,326 @ Bringin' y'all that funky stuff @ 1721 01:19:30,398 --> 01:19:32,889 @ All these daddies messing up @ 1722 01:19:32,968 --> 01:19:36,301 @ Baby daddy drama, baby mama drama @ 1723 01:19:36,371 --> 01:19:38,862 @ Mini T's gonna whip it up @ 1724 01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:41,636 @ Bringin' y'all that funky stuff @ 1725 01:19:41,710 --> 01:19:44,338 @ All these daddies messing up @ 1726 01:19:44,412 --> 01:19:48,212 @ Baby daddy drama, baby mama drama @ @ 1727 01:19:48,283 --> 01:19:50,274 @ You better watch your girl @ 1728 01:19:50,352 --> 01:19:53,014 @ Because she keeps shakin' for me @ 1729 01:19:53,088 --> 01:19:55,147 @ You better watch your girl @ 1730 01:19:55,223 --> 01:19:57,851 @ Before she comes home with me @ 1731 01:19:57,926 --> 01:19:59,894 @ You better watch your girl @ 1732 01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:01,656 @ Because she keeps shakin' for me @ 1733 01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:02,697 @ Yeah @ 1734 01:20:02,764 --> 01:20:04,561 @ You better watch your girl @ 1735 01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:06,362 @ Before she comes home with me @ 1736 01:20:06,434 --> 01:20:09,961 @ Okay, why even front like you're not lookin' at me? @ 1737 01:20:10,038 --> 01:20:11,630 @ Do l look like your baby daddy? @ 1738 01:20:11,706 --> 01:20:13,173 @ Nah, l'm more like a pimp @ 1739 01:20:13,241 --> 01:20:15,266 @ Tell your man to keep his eyes on you @ 1740 01:20:15,343 --> 01:20:16,605 @ 'Fore you leave with me @ 1741 01:20:16,678 --> 01:20:19,010 @ Keep the brim crispy, leave the stickers on it @ 1742 01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:21,640 @ The East Coast thing, though it might seem iffy @ 1743 01:20:21,716 --> 01:20:24,014 @ What if l take you outside and @ 1744 01:20:24,085 --> 01:20:26,553 @ What if l take you for a ride and @ 1745 01:20:26,621 --> 01:20:28,748 @ What if l gave you a credit card? @ 1746 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:31,224 @ What if l told you l was hella hard? @ 1747 01:20:31,293 --> 01:20:33,761 @ From the way that you shakin' them apple bottoms @ 1748 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,592 @ Your man's here but that's no problem @ 1749 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:38,155 @ 'Cause he got this here in the smash, oh, yeah @ 1750 01:20:38,233 --> 01:20:40,224 @ And Darkchild got this in the smash @ 1751 01:20:40,302 --> 01:20:42,497 @ Your girlfriend can't keep her eyes off me @ 1752 01:20:42,571 --> 01:20:44,766 @ ln the club with my girl in here @ 1753 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:45,966 @ So @ 1754 01:20:46,041 --> 01:20:48,009 @ You better watch your girl @ 1755 01:20:48,076 --> 01:20:50,510 @ Because she keeps shakin' for me @ 1756 01:20:50,579 --> 01:20:52,877 @ You better watch your girl @ 1757 01:20:52,948 --> 01:20:55,542 @ Before she comes home with me @ 1758 01:20:55,617 --> 01:20:57,744 @ You better watch your girl @ 1759 01:20:57,819 --> 01:21:00,447 @ Because she keeps shakin' for me @ 1760 01:21:00,522 --> 01:21:02,456 @ You better watch your girl @ 1761 01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:04,583 @ Before she comes home with me @ 1762 01:21:04,659 --> 01:21:06,286 @ Dawg, you better watch her @ 1763 01:21:06,361 --> 01:21:07,851 @ l'm in her head like a doctor @ 1764 01:21:07,929 --> 01:21:09,021 @ Messin' her brain up @ 1765 01:21:09,097 --> 01:21:11,531 @ She tuggin' at my shirt, chick messin' my chain up @ 1766 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,795 @ Bad Lucc for real, baby daddies are lame @ 1767 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:15,461 @ But l gotta deal with it @ 1768 01:21:15,537 --> 01:21:16,663 @ Make back outside @ 1769 01:21:16,738 --> 01:21:18,501 @ l'm too cool for the regular ride @ 1770 01:21:18,573 --> 01:21:20,200 @ She on your boy, l keep her hood @ 1771 01:21:20,275 --> 01:21:22,436 @ l tell her hop in the fo' and keep her head down @ 1772 01:21:22,510 --> 01:21:24,876 @ Poppin' the mo', your boy Lucc is a player @ 1773 01:21:24,946 --> 01:21:26,538 @ She already think l'm a nice dude @ 1774 01:21:26,615 --> 01:21:28,446 @ l told her that l won't even fight, dude @ 1775 01:21:28,516 --> 01:21:29,915 @ l'm just so bigger than that @ 1776 01:21:29,985 --> 01:21:31,475 @ As soon as she smiled, l said @ 1777 01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:33,077 @ ''Yeah, l got triggers for that'' @ 1778 01:21:33,154 --> 01:21:34,382 @ l can already see it @ 1779 01:21:34,456 --> 01:21:35,855 @ Me and you hittin' the strip @ 1780 01:21:35,924 --> 01:21:38,051 @ With one clip in the middle of your cleavage @ 1781 01:21:38,126 --> 01:21:40,458 @ Let's hit the road, mama, old clothes, leave 'em @ 1782 01:21:40,528 --> 01:21:42,393 @ Your baby daddy don't want to see 'em @ 1783 01:21:42,464 --> 01:21:43,658 @ Yeah @ 1784 01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:45,700 @ You better watch your girl @ 1785 01:21:45,767 --> 01:21:48,201 @ Because she keeps shakin' for me @ 1786 01:21:48,270 --> 01:21:50,568 @ You better watch your girl @ 1787 01:21:50,639 --> 01:21:53,233 @ Before she comes home with me @ 1788 01:21:53,308 --> 01:21:55,435 @ You better watch your girl @ 1789 01:21:55,510 --> 01:21:58,138 @ Because she keeps shakin' for me @ 1790 01:21:58,213 --> 01:22:00,147 @ You better watch your girl @ 1791 01:22:00,215 --> 01:22:02,740 @ Before she comes home with me @ 1792 01:22:12,494 --> 01:22:14,462 @ You better watch your girl @ 1793 01:22:14,529 --> 01:22:17,089 @ Because she keeps shakin' for me @ 1794 01:22:17,165 --> 01:22:19,326 @ You better watch your girl @ 1795 01:22:19,401 --> 01:22:21,995 @ Before she comes home with me @ 1796 01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:24,197 @ You better watch your girl @ 1797 01:22:24,272 --> 01:22:26,900 @ Because she keeps shakin' for me @ 1798 01:22:26,975 --> 01:22:28,909 @ You better watch your girl @ 1799 01:22:28,977 --> 01:22:31,673 @ Before she comes home with me @ 1800 01:22:31,746 --> 01:22:33,714 @ You better watch your girl @ 1801 01:22:33,782 --> 01:22:36,216 @ Because she keeps shakin' for me @ 1802 01:22:36,284 --> 01:22:38,582 @ You better watch your girl @ 1803 01:22:38,653 --> 01:22:41,247 @ Before she comes home with me @ 1804 01:22:41,323 --> 01:22:43,450 @ You better watch your girl @ 1805 01:22:43,525 --> 01:22:46,119 @ Because she keeps shakin' for me @ 1806 01:22:46,194 --> 01:22:48,162 @ You better watch your girl @ 1807 01:22:48,229 --> 01:22:50,789 @ Before she comes home with me @ @ 1808 01:23:00,275 --> 01:23:01,833 Yeah , yeah . 1809 01:23:01,910 --> 01:23:07,075 Ballin Records, Bungalo presents Beelow and Juvenile. 1810 01:23:07,148 --> 01:23:09,241 Super Psycho production . 1811 01:23:09,317 --> 01:23:10,841 So Treacherous, baby. 1812 01:23:10,919 --> 01:23:11,943 lnfamous. 1813 01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:14,113 This one's for the streets. 1814 01:23:14,189 --> 01:23:17,158 @ lt's Juvenile and Beelow, now, where this move at? @ 1815 01:23:17,225 --> 01:23:20,160 @ Where the move at? Now, where the move at? @ 1816 01:23:20,228 --> 01:23:23,026 @ We kickin' it right here with the new throwback @ 1817 01:23:23,098 --> 01:23:26,158 @ You ride trucks on them factory wheels @ 1818 01:23:26,234 --> 01:23:28,998 @ You wear like gold, not a platinum grill @ 1819 01:23:29,070 --> 01:23:32,233 @ You can't spin it with them played hubcaps @ 1820 01:23:32,307 --> 01:23:35,174 @ You don't go to clubs where thugs be at @ 1821 01:23:35,243 --> 01:23:38,178 @ You got long hair, but it's braided in a weave @ 1822 01:23:38,246 --> 01:23:41,181 @ You got tissue where your titties should be @ 1823 01:23:41,249 --> 01:23:44,241 @ You look savage, but you're still on the poor @ 1824 01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:46,913 @ You a pimp, but you ain't got no whore @ 1825 01:23:46,988 --> 01:23:49,320 @ Man, what you know about this fresh fifty? @ 1826 01:23:49,391 --> 01:23:50,653 @ You don't know the issue @ 1827 01:23:50,725 --> 01:23:52,920 @ Been hustlin' all week, that's why l'm in the club @ 1828 01:23:52,994 --> 01:23:55,485 @ And l got a cup with that green stuff in it @ 1829 01:23:55,563 --> 01:23:58,327 @ Shorty, you ain't no baller unless my team up in it @ 1830 01:23:58,400 --> 01:23:59,958 @ And now my team up in it @ 1831 01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:01,764 @ So best believe we comin' strong @ 1832 01:24:01,836 --> 01:24:04,828 @ l roll my blunts up, light 'em, and take 'em to the dome @ 1833 01:24:04,906 --> 01:24:05,998 @ Then check my cologne @ 1834 01:24:06,074 --> 01:24:07,837 @ 'Cause it's a hundred for a bottle @ 1835 01:24:07,909 --> 01:24:09,001 @ l'm with Juvenile @ 1836 01:24:09,077 --> 01:24:10,977 @ We throwin' hundreds to the models @ 1837 01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:12,104 @ l got 'em lookin' @ 1838 01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:14,239 @ Now l know you see my ballin' grill @ 1839 01:24:14,315 --> 01:24:15,839 @ Ball and chain, it ain't no thing @ 1840 01:24:15,917 --> 01:24:17,407 @ l got some ballin' wheels @ 1841 01:24:17,485 --> 01:24:19,077 @ And your baby mama lovin' me @ 1842 01:24:19,154 --> 01:24:20,917 @ Dreamin' about discussion @ 1843 01:24:20,989 --> 01:24:23,651 @ Get close so she can get them numbers and come fuck with me @ 1844 01:24:23,725 --> 01:24:26,558 @ That's why you muggin' me, it ain't no secret @ 1845 01:24:26,628 --> 01:24:29,495 @ You know we keep it crunked up, up in the club @ 1846 01:24:29,564 --> 01:24:32,397 @ Worldwide with this rap, and l'm about to make it happen @ 1847 01:24:32,467 --> 01:24:34,059 @ Can't be in the club scrappin' @ 1848 01:24:34,135 --> 01:24:35,295 - @ Whaaa @ - @ What's up? 1849 01:24:35,370 --> 01:24:38,430 @ You ride trucks on them factory wheels @ 1850 01:24:38,506 --> 01:24:41,407 @ You wear like gold, not a platinum grill @ 1851 01:24:41,476 --> 01:24:44,343 @ You can't spin it with them played hubcaps @ 1852 01:24:44,412 --> 01:24:47,438 @ You don't go to clubs where thugs be at @ 1853 01:24:47,515 --> 01:24:50,450 @ You got long hair, but it's braided in a weave @ 1854 01:24:50,518 --> 01:24:53,419 @ You got tissue where your titties should be @ 1855 01:24:53,488 --> 01:24:56,480 @ You look savage, but you're still on the poor @ 1856 01:24:56,558 --> 01:24:59,527 @ You a pimp, but you ain't got no whore @ 1857 01:24:59,594 --> 01:25:02,290 @ Where the boom at? Now, where the boom at? @ 1858 01:25:02,363 --> 01:25:05,127 @ lt's Juvenile and Beelow, now, where this move at? @ 1859 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:08,192 @ Now, where the move at? Now, where the boom at? @ 1860 01:25:08,269 --> 01:25:11,067 @ We kickin' it right here with the new throwback @ 1861 01:25:11,139 --> 01:25:12,936 @ l'm steppin' out in somethin' flippin' @ 1862 01:25:13,007 --> 01:25:14,531 @ Grippin' grain when l'm whippin' @ 1863 01:25:14,609 --> 01:25:16,076 @ So much pressure in that trunk @ 1864 01:25:16,144 --> 01:25:17,509 @ Got that Juvi to skippin' @ 1865 01:25:17,579 --> 01:25:20,275 @ And that whole block dug it like we off in the club @ 1866 01:25:20,348 --> 01:25:21,975 @ l got 'em lookin' 'cause l'm gutter @ 1867 01:25:22,050 --> 01:25:23,017 @ And showin' 'em love @ 1868 01:25:23,084 --> 01:25:24,745 @ Couldn't bring the world to the hood @ 1869 01:25:24,819 --> 01:25:26,343 @ l'm gonna take the hood to the world @ 1870 01:25:26,421 --> 01:25:27,979 @ They criticize me 'bout my hustle @ 1871 01:25:28,056 --> 01:25:29,546 @ l gotta feed my little girl @ 1872 01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:32,422 @ Big bank take little bank, that's the way of the land @ 1873 01:25:32,494 --> 01:25:35,429 @ Set up shop and get that paper like a man if l can @ 1874 01:25:35,497 --> 01:25:38,466 @ Most wanted by them wheezers and a star to them rookies @ 1875 01:25:38,533 --> 01:25:39,864 @ Yo, Beelow got game @ 1876 01:25:39,934 --> 01:25:41,492 @ l'm the truth like Lebron James @ 1877 01:25:41,569 --> 01:25:44,402 @ Slam dunkin' on the radio, most requested in clubs @ 1878 01:25:44,472 --> 01:25:47,305 @ BMG is who l rep with my gangstas and thugs @ 1879 01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:50,469 @ You ride trucks on them factory wheels @ 1880 01:25:50,545 --> 01:25:53,105 @ You wear like gold, not a platinum grill @ 1881 01:25:53,181 --> 01:25:56,207 @ You can't spin it with them played hubcaps @ 1882 01:25:56,284 --> 01:25:59,549 @ You don't go to clubs where thugs be at @ 1883 01:25:59,621 --> 01:26:02,454 @ You got long hair, but it's braided in a weave @ 1884 01:26:02,524 --> 01:26:05,550 @ You got tissue where your titties should be @ 1885 01:26:05,627 --> 01:26:08,528 @ You look savage, but you're still on the poor @ 1886 01:26:08,596 --> 01:26:10,826 @ You a pimp, but you ain't got no whore @ 1887 01:26:10,899 --> 01:26:12,924 @ You ain't thuggin' @