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{543}{589}(Pickaxes pounding in unison)
{1055}{1148}(Man) Watch that line, now.|Watch that line.
{1151}{1231}- # Po Lazarus|- # Po Lazarus!
{1234}{1275}# Po Lazarus... #
{1305}{1428}(Men) # Well, the high sheriff,|he told the deputy
{1430}{1559}# Won't you go out|and bring me Lazarus?
{1617}{1733}# Well, the high sheriff,|he told the deputy
{1736}{1897}# Won't you go out|and bring me Lazarus?
{1924}{2002}# Oh, bring him dead or alive
{2005}{2046}# O Lord
{2049}{2119}# Bring him dead or alive
{2176}{2294}# Well, the deputy,|he told the high sheriff
{2298}{2420}# Well, I ain't gonna mess|with Lazarus
{2482}{2577}# Well, the deputy,|he told the high sheriff
{2579}{2733}# Said I ain't gonna mess|with Lazarus... #
{2736}{2822}- Pick up that hammer, boy.|- Yes, sir, boss.
{2849}{2933}# Well, he's a dangerous man
{2936}{3062}# O Lord, he's a dangerous man... #
{3113}{3174}(Guard) Go on, hit it! Go!
{3453}{3512}# One evening as the sun went down
{3515}{3573}# And the jungle fire was burning
{3576}{3634}# Down the track came a hobo hikin'
{3637}{3696}# And he said, boys, I'm not turning
{3699}{3765}# I'm headed for a land|that's far away
{3768}{3822}# Beside the crystal fountains
{3825}{3940}# So come with me, we'll go and see|the big rock candy mountains
{3943}{4002}# In the big rock candy mountains
{4006}{4064}# There's a land|that's fair and bright
{4067}{4120}# Where the handouts grow on bushes
{4124}{4186}# And you sleep out every night
{4189}{4245}# Where the boxcars all are empty
{4248}{4289}# And the sun shines every day
{4292}{4371}# On the birds and the bees|and the cigarette trees
{4374}{4423}# The lemonade springs|where the bluebird sings
{4426}{4482}# In the big rock candy mountains
{4515}{4570}# In the big rock candy mountains
{4573}{4631}# All the cops have wooden legs
{4634}{4693}# And the bulldogs|all have rubber teeth
{4696}{4751}# And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
{4755}{4809}# The farmers' trees|are full of fruit
{4812}{4867}# And the barns are full of hay
{4870}{4922}# Oh, I'm bound to go|where there ain't no snow
{4925}{4979}# Where the rain don't fall,|the wind don't blow
{4982}{5038}# In the big rock candy mountains
{5069}{5126}# In the big rock candy mountains
{5130}{5179}# You never change your socks
{5182}{5238}# And the little streams of alcohol
{5241}{5294}# Come a-trickling down the rocks
{5297}{5351}# The brakemen have to tip their hats
{5354}{5407}# And the railroad bulls are blind
{5410}{5467}# There's a lake of stew|and of whiskey, too
{5470}{5523}# You can paddle all around 'em|in a big canoe
{5526}{5576}# In the big rock|candy mountains... #
{5627}{5669}(Dogs barking)
{5671}{5720}# The jails are made of tin
{5723}{5773}# And you can walk right out again
{5776}{5834}# As soon as you are in
{5837}{5887}# There ain't no|short-handle shovels
{5890}{5943}# No axes, saws or picks
{5946}{6004}# I'm a-goin' to stay|where you sleep all day
{6007}{6053}# Where they hung the jerk|that invented work
{6056}{6111}# In the big rock candy mountains
{6281}{6332}# I'll see you all this comin' fall
{6335}{6392}# In the big rock candy mountains #
{6448}{6480}(Train horn blows)
{7254}{7285}Say,
{7288}{7334}any of you boys smithies?
{7397}{7481}Or if not smithies,|trained in the metallurgic arts,
{7484}{7560}before circumstances forced you|into a life of wanderin'?
{7660}{7696}(Horn blows)
{7806}{7876}Jesus! Can't I count on you people?
{7879}{7921}Sorry, Everett.
{7924}{8036}Well, all right.|If we take off through that bayou...
{8039}{8072}(Pete) Wait a minute!
{8075}{8136}Who elected you leader|of this outfit?
{8139}{8231}I figured it should be the one with|the capacity for abstract thought,
{8234}{8308}but if that ain't the consensus,|then hell, let's vote.
{8311}{8372}Suits me!|I'm votin' for yours truly.
{8374}{8427}Well, I'm votin'|for yours truly, too.
{8540}{8605}OK. I'm with you fellas.
{8624}{8661}(Dogs barking in distance)
{8741}{8772}(Squeak)
{8861}{8895}(Squeak)
{8946}{8981}(Squeak)
{9007}{9032}(Squeak)
{9112}{9143}(Squeak)
{9173}{9242}- (Squeak)|- Mind if we join you, old-timer?
{9245}{9327}Join me, m'son. Join me.
{9391}{9469}(Delmar) You work|for the railroad, grandpa?
{9472}{9526}I work for no man.
{9529}{9624}- Got a name, do you?|- I have no name.
{9627}{9726}That may be why you had difficulty|finding gainful employment.
{9729}{9800}Y'see, in the mart|of competitive commerce...
{9803}{9847}You seek a great fortune,
{9850}{9911}you three who are now in chains.
{9913}{9977}You will find a fortune,
{9980}{10060}though it will not be|the fortune you seek.
{10063}{10114}But first...
{10118}{10256}first you must travel|a long and difficult road,
{10259}{10346}a road fraught with peril, mm-hmm.
{10373}{10446}You shall see things...
{10449}{10501}wonderful to tell.
{10504}{10586}You shall see a...a cow...
{10589}{10697}on the roof of a cotton house, ha.
{10700}{10769}And, oh, so many startlements.
{10804}{10878}I cannot tell you how long|this road shall be,
{10881}{10958}but fear not the obstacles|in your path,
{10961}{10994}for fate has...
{10997}{11072}vouchsafed your reward.
{11075}{11143}Though the road may wind,
{11146}{11207}yea, your hearts grow weary,
{11209}{11275}still shall ye follow them,
{11278}{11354}even unto your salvation.
{11662}{11752}(Everett) No, the treasure's|still there, believe me.
{11756}{11812}(Delmar) But how'd he know about it?
{11815}{11908}I don't know, Delmar. The blind|reputedly possess sensitivities
{11911}{11957}compensating for lack of sight,
{11960}{12025}to the point of developing|psychic powers.
{12028}{12110}Clearly, seeing the future|falls into that category.
{12113}{12208}It's not so surprising, then,|that one lacking earthly vision...
{12211}{12282}He said we wouldn't get|the treasure we seek,
{12285}{12326}on account of our obstacles.
{12329}{12395}What the hell|does an ignorant old man know?
{12398}{12464}Jesus, Pete. I told you|I buried it myself.
{12467}{12518}If your cousin still has this farm
{12521}{12599}and shoein' impedimenta|to restore liberty of movement...
{12602}{12628}(Shotgun blast)
{12631}{12673}Hold it right there!
{12676}{12764}- (Gasps)|- You men from the bank?
{12767}{12805}(Pete) You Wash's boy?
{12808}{12896}Yes, sir. Daddy told me to shoot|who's ever from the bank.
{12899}{12958}We ain't from the bank, young fella.
{12961}{13043}Yes, sir. I'm supposed to shoot folks|servin' papers.
{13046}{13132}- We ain't got no papers, neither.|- I nicked the census man.
{13135}{13187}(Delmar) Now, there's a good boy.
{13190}{13241}Is...is your daddy about?
{13244}{13285}(Chains rattling)
{13527}{13569}Hello, Pete.
{13572}{13622}Who are your friends?
{13625}{13693}Pleased to make|your acquaintance, Mr Hogwallop.
{13696}{13777}- My name's Ulysses Everett McGill...|- I'm Delmar O'Donnel.
{13815}{13860}How you been, Wash?
{13864}{13933}Been what, 12, 13 years?
{13936}{13994}(Sighs)
{13997}{14048}Yeah... (Sniffs)
{14052}{14119}I expect you want|them chains knocked off.
{14141}{14207}(Wash) They foreclosed|on cousin Bishop.
{14210}{14278}He hanged hisself a year come May.
{14281}{14325}(Pete) And Uncle Radcliffe?
{14328}{14382}(Wash) The anthrax|took most of his cows.
{14385}{14426}The rest don't milk.
{14429}{14496}He lost a boy to mumps.
{14499}{14550}Where's Cora, Cousin Wash?
{14649}{14702}Couldn't say. (Sniffs)
{14742}{14860}Mrs Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
{14893}{14966}She must have been|lookin' for answers.
{14969}{15047}Possibly. Good riddance,|as far as I'm concerned.
{15050}{15119}(Sniffs) I do miss|her cooking, though.
{15122}{15183}- This stew's awful good.|- (Wash) Think so?
{15217}{15280}I slaughtered this horse|last Tuesday.
{15283}{15353}(Wash) I'm afraid|she's startin' to turn.
{15468}{15536}(Alan O'Bryant on radio)|# You are my sunshine
{15539}{15608}# My only sunshine
{15611}{15654}# You make me happy
{15657}{15713}# When skies are grey
{15716}{15778}# You'll never know, dear
{15780}{15842}# How much I love you
{15845}{15956}# Please don't take|my sunshine away #
{15959}{16078}(DJ) 'That winds up the Pass The|Biscuits Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour.
{16081}{16115}'This is Pappy O'Daniel
{16118}{16186}'hopin' you been enjoyin'|that old-timey music.
{16189}{16236}'And remember,
{16239}{16321}'when you're fixing to|bake a mess of biscuits,
{16324}{16368}'use cool, clear water
{16370}{16446}'and good, pure,|Pappy O'Daniel flour.'
{16473}{16596}Well, guess I'll be turnin' in.|Say, uh, cousin Wash,
{16599}{16651}I suppose it'd be|the acme of foolishness
{16654}{16700}to ask if you had a hair net.
{16703}{16768}We got a bunch in yon bureau.
{16771}{16830}Mrs Hogwallop's, matter of fact.
{16833}{16939}(Sniffs) Help yourself.|I won't be needing 'em.
{16942}{16982}# You are my sunshine
{16985}{17065}# My only sunshine
{17068}{17125}# You make me happy
{17128}{17166}# When skies are grey... #
{17169}{17222}- (Man outside) All right, boys!
{17225}{17249}(Dog barking)
{17252}{17295}How's my hair?
{17298}{17400}(Man) It's the authorities!|We got you surrounded.
{17403}{17449}Damn, we're in a tight spot.
{17452}{17523}(Lawman) Just come on out|and grab at air!
{17526}{17588}And don't try nothin' fancy.
{17589}{17649}Your situation|is pretty nigh hopeless.
{17652}{17740}- Damn! We're in a tight spot!|- What in the Sam Hill...?
{17743}{17786}Pete's cousin turned us in.
{17789}{17818}What the hell you sayin'?!
{17821}{17864}Wash is kin!
{17867}{17895}(Wash) Sorry, Pete!
{17899}{17984}I know we're kin,|but they got this depression on.
{17987}{18029}I got to do for me and mine.
{18032}{18134}I'm gonna kill you,|Judas Iscariot Hogwallop!
{18137}{18199}You miserable,|horse-eatin' son of a...
{18239}{18283}Damn! We're in a tight spot!
{18286}{18325}Damn his eyes!
{18328}{18396}Pa always said,|"Never trust a Hogwallop."
{18421}{18482}Come and get us, coppers!
{18484}{18513}(Pete groans)
{18516}{18599}(Lawman) You leave us no choice|but to smoke you out.
{18602}{18644}(Everett) We're in a tight spot.
{18647}{18673}Light her up!
{18676}{18755}(Everett) Hold up!|Ain't you ever heard of negotiatin'?
{18758}{18815}We could talk this thing out.|I hate fire!
{18818}{18930}(Pete) You lousy, yella-bellied...|(Everett) Pete, we need one voice.
{18933}{18979}Careful with that fire!
{19032}{19077}(Lawman) Light the loft, son.
{19080}{19134}Aah! I hate fire!
{19137}{19236}Gapped-toothed, carpetbaggin',|motherless spawn of hell!
{19239}{19306}(Man) Step back. Damn it. Look out.
{19309}{19350}Holy Saint Christopher!
{19353}{19414}Get away from that,|she's liquid fire!
{19416}{19447}(Popping)
{19450}{19547}- (Rounds go off)|- Take cover, boys! It ain't popcorn!
{19550}{19576}(Gunfire)
{19691}{19715}(Horn honking)
{19769}{19799}Scatter, boys!
{19864}{19893}(Man) God damn it!
{20001}{20033}Get in, boys!
{20036}{20093}I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!
{20096}{20186}Come on, boys, come on! Come on!
{20189}{20287}What are you doing here? You ought|to be in bed, clump snatcher.
{20290}{20339}You ain't the boss of me!
{20366}{20412}(Screaming)
{20508}{20596}You candy-butted,|car-thievin' sos-and-sos!
{20599}{20649}I curse your name!
{20652}{20718}Go back home and mind your pa!
{20721}{20757}(Pig squeals)
{20800}{20846}What's the damn problem?
{20899}{20982}I can get the part from Bristol|in two weeks. Your pomade.
{20985}{21052}Two weeks?|That don't do me no good.
{21055}{21117}Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
{21119}{21198}Hold on. I don't want this pomade,|I want Dapper Dan.
{21201}{21270}I don't carry Dapper Dan.|I carry Fop.
{21273}{21354}I don't want Fop, god damn it!|I'm a Dapper Dan man!
{21357}{21421}Watch your language,|this is a public market.
{21424}{21527}Now, if you want Dapper Dan,|I can have it in a coupla weeks.
{21530}{21613}Ain't this a geographical oddity!|Two weeks from everywhere.
{21616}{21663}Forget it.
{21666}{21724}Just a dozen hair nets.
{21758}{21822}Well, didn't look|like a one-horse town,
{21825}{21882}but try finding|a decent hair jelly.
{21885}{21984}- (Delmar) Gopher, Everett?|- No transmission belt for two weeks.
{21987}{22050}Huh? They dam that river on the 21st.
{22053}{22110}- Today is the 17th.|- Don't I know it.
{22113}{22176}We got but four days|to get to that treasure.
{22179}{22246}After that, it'll be|at the bottom of a lake.
{22249}{22295}We won't make it walkin'.
{22298}{22347}- (Everett) Right...|- Gopher?
{22350}{22407}But the old tactician's got a plan.
{22410}{22501}For the transportation,|not keeping my coiffure in order.
{22505}{22578}How's this a plan?|How we gonna get a car?
{22581}{22687}Sell that. I figure you can only have|painful association for Wash.
{22690}{22796}"To Washington Bartholomew Hogwallop,
{22799}{22835}"from his lovin' Cora.
{22838}{22965}- "Amor fidel...is."|- (Everett) It was in his bureau,
{22968}{23045}I reckon it'll fetch us enough|for a good auto voiture
{23048}{23092}and a little leftover besides.
{23095}{23154}Whoo! You got light fingers, Everett.
{23158}{23246}- Gopher?|- You miserable little snake.
{23249}{23292}You stole from my kin!
{23295}{23356}Who was fixin' to betray us.
{23359}{23408}You didn't know that at the time.
{23411}{23460}So I borrowed it till I did know.
{23463}{23510}That don't make no sense!
{23513}{23581}A fool seeks logic|in the chambers of the heart.
{23584}{23651}- (Angelic singing)|- What the hell is that singing?
{23721}{23854}Appears to be some kind|of a...congregation.
{23857}{23903}Care for some gopher?
{23982}{24025}No, thank you, Delmar.
{24028}{24099}A third of a gopher'd|only arouse my appetite
{24102}{24158}without beddin' her back down.
{24161}{24216}Oh, you can have the whole thing.
{24219}{24288}Me and Pete already had one.
{24291}{24457}We ran across|a whole...gopher...village.
{24561}{24643}# O brothers, let's go down
{24646}{24734}# Let's go down, come on down
{24737}{24818}# Come on, brothers, let's go down
{24822}{24919}# Down in the river to pray
{24922}{25011}# As I went down|in the river to pray
{25014}{25084}# Studyin' about that good old way
{25087}{25168}# And who shall wear|the starry crown
{25171}{25273}# Good Lord, show me the way
{25276}{25360}# O fathers, let's go down
{25363}{25448}# Let's go down, come on down
{25451}{25530}# O fathers, let's go down
{25533}{25634}# Down in the river to pray
{25637}{25729}# As I went down|in the river to pray
{25732}{25805}# Studying about that good old way
{25808}{25887}# And who shall wear|the robe and crown
{25890}{26000}# Good lord, show me the way
{26003}{26082}# O mothers, let's go down
{26086}{26165}# Come on down,|don't you wanna go down?
{26168}{26255}# Come on, mothers,|let's go down... #
{26258}{26332}Well, I guess hard times|flush the chumps.
{26335}{26386}Everybody's lookin' for answers.
{26390}{26446}(Singing continues)
{26475}{26516}Where the hell's he going?
{26519}{26612}The Father, the Son|and the Holy Ghost.
{26615}{26707}# Good Lord, show me the way
{26710}{26815}# O sinners, let's go down... #
{26818}{26875}Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.
{26878}{26925}Delmar's been saved.
{26929}{26999}Well, that's it, boys.|I been redeemed.
{27002}{27102}The preacher done washed away|all my sins and transgressions.
{27105}{27173}It's the straight and narrow|from here on out.
{27176}{27237}And heaven everlasting's|my reward.
{27239}{27316}Delmar, what are you on about?|We got bigger fish to fry.
{27319}{27390}The preacher said|all my sins is washed away,
{27393}{27464}including that Piggly Wiggly|I knocked over in Yazoo.
{27468}{27516}You said you was innocent of that.
{27519}{27574}Well, I was lyin'.
{27577}{27666}And the preacher said that|that sin's been washed away, too.
{27669}{27748}Neither God nor man's|got nothin' on me now.
{27751}{27828}Come on in, boys.|The water is fine.
{28001}{28069}(Man) Come on, boy.|There, boy. Good doggy.
{28072}{28121}(Dog sniffing)
{28124}{28176}All right, boys, we got the scent.
{28271}{28360}- The preacher said it absolved us.|- For Him, not for the law.
{28363}{28428}I gave you credit for|more brains than Delmar.
{28431}{28527}- But witnesses seen us redeemed.|- That's not the issue, Delmar.
{28530}{28608}Even square with the Lord,|Mississippi's hard-nosed.
{28611}{28692}You shoulda joined us, Everett.|It couldn'a hurt none.
{28695}{28776}Hell, it woulda washed away|the stink of that pomade.
{28779}{28866}Joining you fools in superstition?|Thank you, anyway.
{28869}{28969}And I like the smell of my hair,|the pleasin' odour's half the point.
{28996}{29044}Baptism!
{29047}{29102}You two are|dumber than a bag of hammers.
{29106}{29151}You're my cross to bear.
{29154}{29230}Pull over, Everett. Let's give|that coloured boy a lift.
{29405}{29461}You folks going past Tishomingo?
{29464}{29494}Sure, hop in.
{29691}{29748}How you doin', son? Name's Everett.
{29751}{29831}These two soggy sons of bitches|are Pete and Delmar.
{29834}{29923}Keep your fingers away from Pete's|mouth, he ain't eaten for 13 years,
{29927}{29983}'cept prison food and greasy horse.
{29986}{30079}Thanks for the lift, sir.|My name's Tommy. Tommy Johnson.
{30082}{30128}How you doin', Tommy?
{30131}{30204}Say, I haven't seen a house|out here for miles.
{30207}{30268}Why are you|out in the middle of nowhere?
{30270}{30335}I had to be at that crossroads|last midnight.
{30338}{30384}Sell my soul to the devil.
{30387}{30448}Ain't it a small world,|spiritually speakin'?
{30450}{30549}Pete and Delmar just been saved.|I'm the only one still unaffiliated.
{30552}{30603}(Delmar) It's no laughin' matter.
{30606}{30650}What'd the devil give you for it?
{30653}{30735}Well, he taught me to play|this here guitar real good.
{30738}{30839}Oh, son, for that you traded|your everlasting soul?
{30841}{30878}Well, I wasn't usin' it.
{30881}{30978}I've always wondered,|what's the devil look like?
{30981}{31065}Well, there are all manner|of lesser imps and demons,
{31068}{31155}but Satan hisself is red and scaly|with a bifurcated tail,
{31158}{31240}- and he carries a hayfork.|- (Tommy) Oh, no. No, sir.
{31243}{31325}He's white.|As white as you folks.
{31328}{31396}With empty eyes|and a big, hollow voice.
{31399}{31487}He travelled around|with a mean old hound, that's right.
{31490}{31537}He told you to go to Tishomingo?
{31541}{31608}Well, no, sir.|Why, that was my idea.
{31612}{31657}I heard there's a man there,
{31659}{31716}pays folks money|to sing into his can.
{31719}{31811}(Tommy) They say he pays extra|if'n you play real good.
{31814}{31859}Tishomingo, huh?
{31862}{31901}How much he pay?
{31904}{31948}(Squeaking)
{32276}{32347}All right, boys, follow my lead.
{32479}{32522}Hello?
{32539}{32647}- (Everett) Who's the honcho here?|- I am. Who are you?
{32650}{32755}Well, sir, I'm Jordan Rivers,|and these are the Soggy Bottom Boys,
{32759}{32806}out of Cottonillia, Mississippi.
{32809}{32867}Songs of salvation to salve the soul.
{32870}{32960}Uh, we hear that you pay good money|to sing into a can.
{32963}{33040}Well, that all depends.|You boys do Negro songs?
{33043}{33158}Um... Well, uh, sir, we are Negroes.
{33161}{33256}All except for our accomp...accomp...|the fella that plays the guitar.
{33259}{33313}Yeah, well,|I don't record Negro songs.
{33316}{33397}(Man) No, I'm lookin' for|some old-timey material.
{33400}{33448}People can't seem to get enough
{33451}{33533}since we started broadcasting it|on the Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour,
{33536}{33591}so thank you for stopping by, but...
{33594}{33708}Sir, the Soggy Bottom Boys have been|steeped in old-timey material.
{33711}{33776}- Heck, we're silly with it.|- That's right.
{33779}{33829}Right. We ain't really Negroes.
{33832}{33882}All except for our accompanist.
{33885}{33937}(Tommy playing guitar)
{33940}{34041}# I am a man
{34044}{34110}# Of constant sorrow
{34113}{34232}# I've seen trouble all my days
{34258}{34361}# I bid farewell
{34364}{34425}# To old Kentucky
{34428}{34485}# The place where I
{34488}{34552}# Was born and raised
{34555}{34622}# The place where he
{34625}{34683}# Was born and raised
{34708}{34812}# For six long years
{34815}{34876}# I've been in trouble
{34879}{34943}# No pleasure here
{34946}{34996}# On Earth I found
{35030}{35129}# For in this world
{35132}{35184}# I'm bound to ramble
{35187}{35259}# I have no friends
{35262}{35325}# To help me now
{35328}{35389}# He has no friends
{35392}{35451}# To help him now
{35478}{35584}# Maybe your friends think
{35587}{35648}# I'm just a stranger
{35651}{35710}# My face you never
{35713}{35745}# Will see no more
{35748}{35797}(Humming along off-key)
{35800}{35915}# But there is one promise
{35918}{35966}# That is given
{35969}{36032}# I'll meet you on
{36035}{36097}# God's golden shore
{36100}{36163}# He'll meet you on
{36166}{36243}# God's golden shore #
{36311}{36395}Whoo! Hot damn, son!|You did sell your soul to the devil!
{36398}{36430}Whoo-ee!
{36433}{36525}Boy, that was some mighty fine|a-pickin' and a-singin'.
{36528}{36560}(Man) I'll tell you what.
{36563}{36618}Ahem. You come on|in here, you...
{36621}{36727}you sign these papers here,|I'm gonna give you $10 apiece.
{36730}{36876}Uh, OK, sir, but Mert and|uh...Aloysious'll have to sign x's.
{36879}{36953}- Only four of us can write.|- That'd be fine.
{36975}{37037}- Ha ha!|- Whoo!
{37039}{37117}Hey, mister, I don't mean|to tell tales out of school,
{37120}{37211}but there's a fella in there'll pay|you $10 if you sing into his can.
{37214}{37287}I'm not hear to make a record,|you dumb cracker.
{37290}{37335}They broadcast me on the radio.
{37338}{37408}That's Governor Menelaus|"Pappy" O'Daniel.
{37411}{37509}He'd sure like it if you ate his|farina and voted him a second term.
{37512}{37576}- Finest in Mississippi.|- (Pappy) In any state.
{37579}{37632}(Man) Lord, yes. Every parish.
{37635}{37702}Ain't you gonna|press the flesh, Pappy?
{37705}{37781}I'll press your flesh,|you dim-witted son'bitch.
{37784}{37876}Don't tell me how to court the|electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin'.
{37879}{37920}We're mass communicatin'!
{37923}{37985}Oh, yes, that's a powerful new force.
{37988}{38023}Shake a leg, Junior.
{38026}{38083}Thank God your mammy died|givin' birth,
{38086}{38124}she'd have died of shame.
{38127}{38174}Well, hi there! How you doin'?
{38177}{38215}(Tommy playing blues)
{38218}{38350}(Tommy) # Hard time yearnin'|where you go
{38353}{38445}# Times is harder|than ever been before
{38601}{38675}# And the people are driftin'
{38678}{38739}# From door to door
{38742}{38776}# Can't find no heaven
{38778}{38859}# I don't care where they go
{38862}{38961}# Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
{38988}{39096}# Mm-hm, mm-hmm
{39099}{39160}# Say you had money
{39162}{39221}# You better be sure
{39224}{39270}# These hard times will drive you
{39273}{39341}# From door to door
{39344}{39399}# Uh-hmm
{39402}{39468}# Mm-hmm
{39471}{39570}# Uh-hmm, mm-hmm... #
{39610}{39667}Let's bed down here for the night.
{39670}{39743}Yeah, it stinks in that old barn.
{39761}{39796}Suits me.
{39799}{39938}Pretty soon it'll be nothin' but|featherbeds and silk sheets.
{39941}{40004}(Tommy) # Mm-hm... #
{40007}{40050}A million dollars.
{40053}{40101}Million point two.
{40104}{40215}(Delmar) 500,000 each.|(Everett) 400, Delmar.
{40218}{40354}Pete, what are you gonna do|with your share of the treasure?
{40377}{40439}Go out west somewhere.
{40440}{40487}Open a fine restaurant.
{40526}{40584}I'm gonna be the maitre d'.
{40611}{40674}Greet all the swells.
{40677}{40757}Go to work every day|in a bow tie,
{40760}{40809}tuxedo.
{40813}{40896}And all the staff|say "yes, sir" and...
{40899}{40931}"no, sir..."
{40934}{40993}and "in a jiffy, Pete."
{41020}{41076}And all my meals for free.
{41180}{41226}What about you, Delmar,
{41229}{41306}what are you gonna do|with your share of that dough?
{41309}{41396}I'm gonna visit them|foreclosin' son of a guns
{41400}{41485}down at the Indianola|Savings and Loan.
{41488}{41590}Slap that money on the barrel head|and buy back the family farm.
{41633}{41740}You ain't no kind of man|if you ain't got land.
{41743}{41789}(Pete) What about you, Everett?
{41792}{41882}What you have in mind|when you stole it in the first place?
{41885}{42008}Ahem. I...didn't have no plan.
{42035}{42105}Well, that hardly sounds like you.
{42108}{42185}(Lawman) All right, boys!|It's the authorities!
{42188}{42250}Your situation|is purty nigh hopeless!
{42253}{42308}Damn, they found our car.
{42313}{42388}(Lawman) We ain't got the time|and nary the inclination
{42391}{42450}to chat with you boys any further.
{42453}{42503}Damn, we got to skedaddle.
{42507}{42601}I left my pomade in the car.|Maybe I can creep up.
{42604}{42707}Don't be a fool, Everett.|We got to R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
{42710}{42755}(Everett) Where's Tommy?
{42758}{42842}Already lit out,|scared out of his wits.
{42905}{42946}Let's go!
{42977}{43025}Well, hell, it ain't square one.
{43028}{43124}Ain't no one gonna pick up three|filthy, unshaved hitchhikers.
{43127}{43222}And one of them a know-it-all|who can't keep his trap shut.
{43225}{43325}The rancour reflected in that remark|I won't dignify with comment.
{43328}{43427}But I'll address your general|attitude of hopeless negativism.
{43430}{43497}Consider the lilies|of the goddam field.
{43500}{43571}Or, hell, look at Delmar|as your paradigm of hope.
{43574}{43614}Yeah. Look at me.
{43617}{43710}You may call it unreasoning optimism,|you may call it obtuse,
{43713}{43789}but the plain and simple fact|is we got close to...
{43792}{43855}three days before they...
{43858}{43899}(Car approaching)
{43963}{44024}(Everett) ..dam that river.
{44568}{44620}Is this the road to Itta Bena?
{44659}{44727}Uh...Itta Bena?
{44730}{44833}(Everett) Itta Bena?|Stay on this here road.
{44836}{44915}(Pete) That ain't right,|I was thinking of, uh...
{44918}{44974}- Take this road.|- Nah, that ain't right.
{44977}{45028}(Pete) Seems to me there's a road...
{45031}{45097}Cow road that used to lead|all the way...
{45100}{45179}Well, most of the way...|Er, that ain't right, either.
{45182}{45305}- Hop in while you give it a think.|- (Everett) Right. Delmar.
{45511}{45577}Any of you boys know your way around|a Walther PPK?
{45580}{45668}Well, we can't help.|I don't believe it's in Mississippi.
{45717}{45798}Friend, some of your folding|money has come unstowed.
{45801}{45867}(Man) Just stuff it|down that sack, will you?
{45870}{45920}You boys aren't bad men, I take it?
{45923}{45976}Well, it's funny you should ask.
{45979}{46076}I was bad till yesterday,|but me and Pete here been saved.
{46079}{46147}I'm Delmar,|and that there is Everett.
{46150}{46211}George Nelson. It's a pleasure.
{46243}{46301}Grab the tiller, will you, buddy?
{46435}{46484}Hand me that chopper. (Laughs)
{46487}{46561}Say, what line of work|you in, George?
{46564}{46607}Ha ha ha ha!
{46610}{46644}Come and get me, coppers!
{46647}{46748}You flatfooted, lame-brained,|soft-ass sons of bitches!
{46751}{46870}Ah ha ha ha ha! No one can catch me!|I'm George Nelson!
{46873}{46935}I'm bigger than any John,|live or limp!
{46976}{47052}(George) I'm ten an' a half|feet tall!
{47113}{47214}Cows. I hate cows worse than coppers!
{47272}{47326}Oh, George... Not the livestock.
{47329}{47429}Come on, you miserable salaried|sons of bitches! Come and get me!
{47457}{47490}(Tyres squeal)
{47620}{47671}(Horn honks and tyres squeal)
{47813}{47879}Come on, boys,|we're going for the record.
{47882}{47919}Three banks in two hours!
{47922}{47966}(Laughing maniacally)
{48088}{48166}OK, folks, hold the applause|and drop your drawers!
{48169}{48262}I'm George Nelson, and I'm here|to sack the city Itta Bena!
{48299}{48354}He's a live wire, though, ain't he?
{48357}{48431}All the money in a bag.|What are you lookin' at, grandpa?
{48434}{48497}Pardon me, George,|you got a plan for escapin'?
{48500}{48538}Sure, boys.
{48541}{48593}Here's my plan. Ha ha ha ha!
{48596}{48659}They ain't never seen|ordnance like this!
{48662}{48708}Thank you, folks.
{48711}{48830}And remember, Jesus saves,|but George Nelson withdraws!
{48833}{48879}Go fix the auto voiture, Pete.
{48882}{48935}(Whispering) Is it Babyface Nelson?
{48957}{48996}Who said that?
{49031}{49121}What ignorant, low-down, slanderisin'
{49125}{49170}son of a bitch said that?!
{49204}{49311}My name is George Nelson, get me?!
{49314}{49391}She didn't mean nothin'|by it, George.
{49394}{49468}George Nelson! Not Babyface!
{49471}{49568}You remember!|And you tell your friends!
{49571}{49629}I'm George Nelson.
{49632}{49671}Born to raise hell.
{50095}{50171}Well, that was some fun,|now, wasn't it, George?
{50174}{50203}Yeah.
{50206}{50273}Almost makes me wish|I hadn'ta been saved.
{50276}{50310}Jacking up banks.
{50313}{50395}I can see how a fella'd|derive a whole lot of pleasure
{50398}{50445}and satisfaction out of it.
{50448}{50509}- It's OK.|- (Delmar) Hoo, dawgies!
{50620}{50666}Well...
{50694}{50743}I'm takin' off.
{50789}{50957}You boys might as well keep my...|share of the riches.
{50984}{51062}(Delmar) Well, where|are you going, George?
{51098}{51160}I don't know. Who cares?
{51174}{51231}(Owl hooting)
{51234}{51306}Now, what do you suppose|is eatin' George?
{51309}{51419}Well, they say that with|the thrill-seeking personality,
{51422}{51464}what goes up must come down.
{51468}{51544}Top of the world one minute,|sad the next.
{51547}{51655}Yes, sir, it's as if|our old friend George is a alley cat
{51658}{51730}and his own damn humours|are swingin' him by the tail.
{51733}{51821}I wouldn't worry, Delmar.|He'll be back on top again.
{51824}{51918}I don't think we've seen|the last of George Nelson.
{51957}{52021}(# "Keep on the Sunny Side"|playing in distance)
{52367}{52441}(Man through megaphone)|'Don't be saps for Pappy.
{52444}{52499}'Homer Stokes for governor.
{52502}{52611}'Let's sweep this state clean.|Vote for Stokes, brother.'
{52615}{52686}# ..meet with the darkness|and strive
{52702}{52792}# The sunny side you also may view
{52819}{52877}# Keep on the sunny side
{52880}{52927}# Always on the sunny side
{52930}{53008}Aw, shh shh. Hang on!|I'm gonna slap one on here.
{53011}{53067}Folks, here's|my cousin Ezra's niece,
{53070}{53116}Eudora from out of Greenwood,
{53119}{53193}doin' a little number|with her cousin Tom-Tom,
{53196}{53272}which I predict you|gonna enjoy thoroughly.
{53366}{53468}Now, what can I do you for,|Mr French?
{53471}{53546}How can I lay a hold|of them Soggy Bottom Boys?
{53550}{53632}Soggy Bottom.|I don't precisely recollect them.
{53635}{53718}They cut a record a few days ago,|an old-timey harmony thing,
{53721}{53771}with a guitar accomp...accomp...
{53774}{53848}Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,|I remember them.
{53851}{53896}Coloured fellas, I believe.
{53899}{53958}Yes, sir, they a fine bunch of boys.
{53961}{54041}They sang into yonder can,|then skedaddled.
{54044}{54133}Well, that record is just|goin' through the goddam roof.
{54136}{54193}- They playin' it far away as Mobile.|- No.
{54196}{54244}Whole damn state's goin' apey.
{54247}{54324}Well, it was a powerful air.
{54327}{54411}Hot damn, we gotta find them boys|and sign 'em to a fat contract.
{54414}{54506}Hell's bells, Mr Lund, if we don't,|the goddam competition will.
{54509}{54585}Oh, mercy, yes, we got|to beat that competition.
{54588}{54626}- Yes, sir.|- Yes, sir.
{54629}{54671}# Fly away
{54675}{54785}# Like a bird,|from these prison walls I'll fly
{54788}{54898}# I'll fly away, fly away
{54901}{55018}# I'll fly away, fly away, o glory
{55021}{55085}# I'll fly away, fly away
{55088}{55128}# In the mornin'
{55131}{55238}# When I die,|hallelujah by and by
{55241}{55329}# I'll fly away, fly away
{55356}{55463}# Just a few more weary days|and then
{55466}{55574}# I'll fly away, fly away
{55577}{55619}To a land where joys|will never end... #
{55622}{55681}(Delmar) Woo hoo, whoo!
{55684}{55748}# I'll fly away, fly away... #
{55751}{55791}(Pete laughing)
{55794}{55910}# I'll fly away, fly away, o glory
{55913}{55999}# I'll fly away, fly away
{56002}{56029}# In the mornin'
{56032}{56144}- # When I die hallelujah by and by
{56147}{56260}# I'll fly away, fly away
{56263}{56370}# When the shadows|of this life have gone
{56373}{56463}# I'll fly away, fly away
{56490}{56601}# Like a bird from|these prison walls I'll fly
{56604}{56640}# I'll fly away, fly away... #
{56643}{56702}Delmar! Over here!
{56912}{56998}Do you have the Soggy Bottom Boys|performing "Man of Constant Sorrow"?
{57001}{57065}No, ma'am. We got|a new shipment in yesterday.
{57068}{57138}Sorry, but we just can't|keep 'em on our shelves.
{57151}{57264}# I'll fly away, fly away, o glory
{57267}{57339}# I'll fly away, fly away
{57342}{57385}# In the mornin'
{57388}{57498}# When I die, hallelujah by and by
{57501}{57578}# I'll fly away, fly away
{57605}{57719}# Just a few more weary days|and then
{57722}{57801}# I'll fly away, fly away
{57828}{57918}# To a land where joys|will never end
{57945}{58055}# I'll fly away, fly away
{58058}{58163}# I'll fly away, fly away, o glory
{58166}{58244}# I'll fly away, fly away... #
{58247}{58292}How are you?
{58295}{58387}Delmar, come on. Go.
{58390}{58497}# ..I'll fly away, fly away
{58500}{58572}# I'll fly away, fly away
{58575}{58676}# In the mornin' #
{58880}{58964}(Women singing faintly)|# Go to sleep, you little baby
{58967}{58996}Shut up, Delmar.
{58999}{59039}(Stops playing banjo)
{59042}{59087}(Women singing in distance)
{59097}{59203}(Gasps) Ohh!
{59206}{59274}Pull over! Pull over!
{59441}{59487}Guess old Pete's got the itch.
{59555}{59634}# Go to sleep, you little baby
{59656}{59744}# Go to sleep, you little baby
{59747}{59825}# Your mama's gone away,|and your daddy's gonna stay
{59828}{59976}# Didn't leave nobody but the baby
{59979}{60082}- # Go to sleep, you little baby... #|- Howdy do, ladies? Name of Pete.
{60085}{60168}# Go to sleep, you little baby
{60171}{60256}# Everybody's gone|in the cotton and the corn
{60259}{60382}# Didn't leave nobody|but the baby... #
{60385}{60420}You gonna introduce us?
{60423}{60484}I don't know their names.|I seen 'em first!
{60513}{60596}# You're sweet, little baby
{60599}{60706}# Honey in the rock,|and the sugar don't stop
{60709}{60812}# Gonna bring a bottle to the baby
{60827}{60922}# Don't you weep, pretty baby
{60949}{61006}# Don't you weep, pretty baby
{61033}{61126}# She's long gone|with her red shoes on
{61129}{61249}# Gonna need another|lovin' baby... #
{61253}{61354}Ladies, my name is|Ulysses Everett McGill,
{61357}{61488}and, well, you three ladies|are about the...the prettiest...
{61491}{61565}# You and me|and the devil makes three
{61568}{61693}# Don't need no other|lovin' baby... #
{61696}{61724}Water lilies, uh...
{61727}{61835}- # Go to sleep, you little baby... #|- Corn liquor.
{61838}{61916}# Go to sleep, you little baby
{61919}{62005}# You and me|and the devil makes three
{62008}{62129}# Don't need no other lovin' baby
{62156}{62243}# Go to sleep, you little baby
{62263}{62344}# Go to sleep, you little baby
{62347}{62434}# Your mama's gone away,|and your daddy's gonna stay
{62437}{62562}# Didn't leave nobody but the baby
{62589}{62674}# Go to sleep, you little baby
{62690}{62760}# Go to sleep, you little baby
{62787}{62872}# Come lay your bones|on the alabaster stones
{62875}{63006}# And be my everlovin' baby #
{63967}{64008}Everett.
{64062}{64115}- Everett.|- My hair!
{64151}{64184}Look at this.
{64512}{64555}Pete!
{64558}{64614}Where the heck are you?!
{64617}{64661}Pete!
{64664}{64726}We ain't got time|for hide-and-seek!
{64782}{64833}We ain't got time for shenanigans!
{64837}{64888}Sweet Jesus, Everett.
{64891}{64942}They left his heart!
{65421}{65448}(Delmar gasps)
{65502}{65566}Delmar, what the heck's got into you?
{65569}{65607}Can't you see it, Everett?
{65610}{65690}Them sirens did this to Pete.
{65693}{65789}They loved him up|and turned him into a...horny toad.
{65923}{65955}Pete!
{65961}{66002}Pete! Pete!
{66021}{66082}Pete! Pete!
{66109}{66183}Pete! Pete!
{66358}{66437}Pete, it's me...Delmar.
{66464}{66523}It's me...Delmar.
{66547}{66606}- Everett.|- Delmar, what the...?!
{66630}{66671}What are we gonna do?!
{66916}{66956}I'm not sure that's Pete.
{66959}{67036}Of course it's Pete. Look at him.
{67039}{67144}We got to find some kind of...|wizard can change him back.
{67227}{67281}I'm just not sure that's Pete.
{67366}{67434}(Everett) You can't display a toad|in a fine restaurant.
{67437}{67477}Folks'd go off their feed.
{67480}{67567}Hey. I just don't think it's right|keeping him under wraps
{67570}{67609}like we was ashamed of him.
{67612}{67663}If it is Pete, I am ashamed of him.
{67666}{67761}He got what he deserved, fornicatin'|with some whore of Babylon.
{67764}{67820}These things don't happen|for no reason.
{67823}{67871}It's a judgment on Pete's character.
{67874}{67953}Well, the two of us was|fixin' to fornicate.
{67984}{68049}You'll have to excuse|my rusticated friend,
{68052}{68127}unaccustomed as he is|to city manners. (Snaps)
{68130}{68157}Hmm?
{68160}{68232}(Everett) I guess we'll have|a couple of steaks
{68235}{68283}and some, uh, gratine potatoes,
{68286}{68349}and wash it down with|your finest bubbly wine.
{68352}{68408}Oh, I don't suppose you have any...
{68411}{68453}(Grunts)
{68456}{68517}Maybe the chef could prepare...
{68520}{68603}Just bring us a couple|of leaves of raw cabbage.
{68607}{68650}- Yes, sir.|- Thank you.
{68653}{68751}I don't believe I've seen you boys.|Allow me to introduce myself.
{68754}{68848}Name of Daniel Teague,|known around here as Big Dan Teague,
{68851}{68917}Or, pressed for time, Big Dan!|Tout court!
{68920}{69025}Name's Ulysses Everett McGill.|My associate, Delmar O'Donnel.
{69028}{69114}I detect, like me,|you're endowed with the gift of gab.
{69117}{69210}I flatter myself such is the case.|In my line, it's plum necessary.
{69213}{69266}The one thing you don't want...
{69295}{69353}is air in the conversation.
{69356}{69433}Again we agree.|What kind of work you do, Big Dan?
{69436}{69494}Sales, Mr McGill, sales!|What do I sell?
{69497}{69544}The truth, every blessed word of it.
{69547}{69598}From Genesis down to Revelations.
{69601}{69664}Yes, the word of God,|which, let me say,
{69667}{69758}there's damn good money in|during these times of woe and want.
{69761}{69860}People want answers, and Big Dan|sells the only book that's got 'em.
{69863}{69972}And what do you do,|you and your, uh, tongue-tied friend?
{69975}{70027}We, uh...
{70030}{70069}We're adventurers, sir,
{70072}{70113}pursuing an opportunity,
{70116}{70163}but we're open to others as well.
{70166}{70239}I like you.|I'm gonna propose you a proposition.
{70242}{70348}You cover my bill for now,|get your dinner wrapped picnic-style
{70351}{70412}and we'll retire|to more private environs,
{70414}{70478}where I'll reveal how to make|vast amounts of money
{70481}{70527}in the service of God Almighty.
{70530}{70619}Well, why not? I can use|some civilised conversation.
{70622}{70677}Don't forget your shoe box, friend.
{70680}{70759}Damn shame!|Goddam campaign is lagging!
{70761}{70867}We need a shot in the arm.|Hear me, boys? In the goddam arm!
{70870}{70972}Election held tomorrow, that|sumbitch Stokes would win in a walk!
{70975}{71043}He's the reform candidate, Daddy.
{71046}{71112}- Yeah?|- A lot of people like that reform.
{71115}{71167}Maybe we should get us some.
{71170}{71247}I'll reform you,|you soft-headed son of a bitch.
{71250}{71314}How we gonna run reform?|We're the incumbent!
{71317}{71390}Is that the best you can|come up with? Reform?!
{71393}{71455}Weepin' Jesus on the cross.
{71457}{71494}That's it!
{71497}{71561}Start drafting my concession speech|right now.
{71564}{71602}OK, Pappy.
{71604}{71666}I'm just making a point,|you stupid son'bitch.
{71668}{71747}- Give me back that hat!|- Pappy's just makin' a point.
{71750}{71773}Shut up!
{72152}{72246}Thank you for that fricassee.|I'm a man of large appetites.
{72249}{72319}Even with lunch under my belt,|I was a mite peckish.
{72322}{72349}Our pleasure.
{72352}{72430}Thank you as well for|the conversational hiatus.
{72433}{72506}I generally refrain|from speech during gustation.
{72509}{72581}There are those who attempt|both at the same time.
{72584}{72629}I find it coarse and vulgar.
{72633}{72706}- Where were we?|- Making money in the Lord's service.
{72709}{72792}Friend, when you do speak,|it's to the point and I salute you.
{72795}{72839}Yes, Bible sales.
{72842}{72942}The trade is not complicated.|There are two things to learn...
{72945}{72984}One, find a wholesaler,
{72987}{73027}the word of God in bulk, as it were.
{73030}{73123}Two, recognise your customer.|Who are you dealing with?
{73126}{73197}It's an exercise in psychology,|so to speak.
{73200}{73352}And it is that which I propose|to give you a lesson in right now.
{73381}{73467}I like to think I'm an astute|observer of the human scene, too.
{73470}{73547}No doubt, brother.|I figured as much at the restaurant.
{73550}{73662}That's why I invited you all out here|for this advanced tutorial.
{73675}{73736}What's going on, Big Dan?
{73739}{73811}It's all about the money, boys!|That's it!
{73814}{73901}Gol...durned...money!
{73928}{73951}I don't get it.
{73954}{73988}Raah!
{74025}{74111}I'll just take your show cards.
{74114}{74182}- Yaah!|- (Yelling)
{74305}{74351}And whatever you got in the hole.
{74461}{74567}What the...|there ain't nothin' but a damn toad.
{74570}{74669}No, you don't understand.|That's Pete.
{74763}{74800}Pete.
{74803}{74856}You know these give you warts?
{74895}{74943}(Squelch)
{75003}{75060}(Splat)
{75063}{75097}End of lesson.
{75100}{75129}(Whimpering)
{75158}{75214}So long, boys. Hee hee hee!
{75217}{75270}See you in the funny papers.
{75273}{75334}Y'all seen the end of Big Dan Teague.
{75514}{75558}(Sobs)
{75838}{75868}(Whip cracks, man screams)
{75871}{75996}Where are they? Talk,|you unreconstructed whelp of a whore!
{75999}{76030}Where they headed?
{76048}{76126}- Aah!|- Your screams won't save your flesh.
{76129}{76188}- Aah!|- Only your tongue is, boy.
{76192}{76254}- Where they headed?|- Aah!
{76257}{76330}(Dog howls and men laugh)
{76527}{76568}Whoa, hound.
{76714}{76747}(Thunder)
{76750}{76796}Sweet summer rain.
{76875}{76928}Like God's own mercy.
{76958}{77027}Your two friends|have abandoned you, Pete.
{77030}{77106}They don't seem to care|about your hide.
{77109}{77143}(Man laughs)
{77146}{77195}(Thunder)
{77223}{77259}OK.
{77384}{77429}Stairway to heaven, Pete.
{77514}{77553}We shall all meet by and by.
{77556}{77620}God damn it!
{77623}{77662}(Laughter)
{77665}{77704}God forgive me!
{77707}{77742}Hold.
{77819}{77855}(Thunder)
{78016}{78103}Believe me, Delmar, he would|have wanted us to press on.
{78106}{78202}Pete, rest his soul,|was one sourass son of a bitch
{78205}{78279}and not given to pointless|sentimentality.
{78282}{78354}It don't seem right getting|the treasure without him.
{78357}{78431}Maybe it's for the best|he was squished.
{78434}{78513}Why, he...was barely|a sentient being and...
{78516}{78595}when we clean up and|get a little smellum in our hair,
{78598}{78666}we're gonna feel|100% better about ourselves
{78669}{78739}and about...life in general.
{78742}{78773}(Convicts singing)
{78776}{78833}Must be near Parchment Farm.
{78864}{78906}Sorry sons of bitches.
{78909}{78993}Seems like a year ago|we busted off the farm.
{78996}{79026}(Convicts singing)
{79205}{79246}Pete got a brother?
{79249}{79305}Not that I'm aware.
{79376}{79427}Heat must be getting to me.
{79430}{79474}(Horse neighs)
{79625}{79723}# Oh, the storm and its fury|raged today
{79726}{79834}# Crushing hope|that we cherished so dear
{79837}{79957}# The cloud and storm|will in time pass away
{79961}{80059}# And the sun again|will shine bright and clear
{80086}{80148}# Keep on the sunny side
{80150}{80204}# Always on the sunny side
{80207}{80309}# Keep on the sunny side of life
{80312}{80362}# It will help us every day
{80365}{80418}# It will brighten all the way
{80421}{80511}# If we'll keep on|the sunny side of life
{80532}{80645}# If we'll keep on|the sunny side of life #
{80648}{80684}(Applause)
{80688}{80778}That was wonderful.|That sure was. Yes.
{80781}{80853}Now, I know The Sunnysiders|would agree with me
{80856}{80918}when I say that the great state|of Mississippi
{80921}{81014}cannot afford four more years|of Pappy O'Daniel!
{81016}{81082}Four more years of cronyism!
{81085}{81154}Nepotism! Rascalism!
{81157}{81233}Of service to the interests!
{81250}{81325}Now, the choice, she's a clear 'un.
{81328}{81412}Pappy O'Daniel,|slave of the interests...
{81415}{81515}Homer Stokes, servant of|the little man. Right, little fella?
{81518}{81550}He ain't lyin'!
{81553}{81646}Ladies and gentlemen,|the little man has admonished me
{81648}{81707}to grasp the broom of reform
{81710}{81771}and sweep this state clean!
{81774}{81848}It's gonna be,|"Back to the flour mill, Pappy!"
{81851}{81907}The interests can handle themselves!
{81910}{82002}(Homer) Come Tuesday,|we're gonna sweep the rascals out!
{82005}{82045}(Applause)
{82047}{82141}(Homer) Clean government|is yours for the asking!
{82144}{82186}(Cheering and whistling)
{82188}{82254}(Homer) Folks,|now the little Wharvey gals!
{82257}{82288}(Applause)
{82291}{82388}Wharvey gals? Did he just say|"little Wharvey gals?"
{82391}{82444}Come here, girls.
{82447}{82491}What y'all gonna sing for us?
{82494}{82543}(Girls) "In the Highways".
{82546}{82621}- God damn it all!|- You know them gals, Everett?
{82624}{82655}# In the highways
{82658}{82698}# In the hedges
{82702}{82758}# In the highways
{82761}{82799}# In the hedges
{82802}{82860}# In the highways
{82863}{82906}# In the hedges
{82909}{83002}# I'll be somewhere|a-working for my Lord
{83005}{83046}# I'll be somewhere a-working
{83055}{83101}# I'll be somewhere a-working
{83104}{83197}# I'll be somewhere|a-working for my Lord
{83200}{83236}# I'll be somewhere a-working
{83249}{83298}# I'll be somewhere a-working
{83301}{83402}# I'll be somewhere|a-working for my Lord #
{83428}{83472}Hey, girls!
{83475}{83529}(Girls) Daddy! Daddy!
{83532}{83566}Ha ha ha!
{83583}{83631}Daddy? He ain't our daddy.
{83634}{83708}Hell I ain't.|What's this Wharvey? You're McGills.
{83711}{83767}Not since you|got hit by that train.
{83770}{83808}What? I wasn't hit by a train.
{83811}{83905}- Mama says you was hit by a train.|- Blooey! Nothin' left.
{83908}{83950}Just a grease spot on the L & N.
{83953}{84016}Damn it, I wasn't hit by any train!
{84019}{84057}Mama's got us back to Wharvey.
{84060}{84133}- That's her maiden name.|- You got a maiden name, Daddy?
{84136}{84187}Daddy don't have a maiden name...
{84190}{84220}That's your misfortune.
{84224}{84310}- And now mama's got a new beau.|- He's a suitor.
{84313}{84354}Yeah, I heard about that.
{84357}{84432}Mama says he's bona fide.
{84435}{84496}Mmm. He give her a ring?
{84498}{84529}Yes, sir. A big 'un.
{84532}{84594}- Gold and gems.|- Mama checked it.
{84596}{84643}- It's bona fide.|- He's a suitor.
{84645}{84704}- What's his name?|- Vernon T Waldrip.
{84707}{84750}- Uncle Vernon.|- Till tomorrow.
{84753}{84785}Then he's Daddy.
{84788}{84878}I am the only daddy you got.|I am the damn pater familias.
{84881}{84925}But you ain't bona fide.
{85005}{85041}Where's your mama?
{85044}{85109}- At the five-and-dime.|- Buying nipples.
{85162}{85221}# This way
{85224}{85297}# To take me home
{85324}{85393}# Kiss me more... #
{85502}{85592}- Daddy!|- Hello, sugar! Ha ha!
{85595}{85638}How's my little girl?
{85641}{85680}Hi.
{85683}{85742}- Who the hell's that?|- Starla Wharvey.
{85746}{85791}Starla McGill, you mean.
{85794}{85862}- You never told me.|- Cos you was hit by a train.
{85865}{85927}Why are you telling our gals|I was hit by a train?
{85929}{85990}Lots of respectable people|been hit by trains.
{85993}{86039}Judge Hobby was hit by a train.
{86042}{86083}What was I supposed to say,
{86086}{86150}that you were jailed|and I divorced you from shame?
{86153}{86258}I take your point. But it puts me in|an awkward spot vis a vis my progeny.
{86261}{86375}Hello, Penny.|Is this gentleman bothering you?
{86428}{86462}You Waldrip?
{86465}{86516}Uh-huh. That's right.
{86543}{86580}Hmm.
{86827}{86881}You been using my hair treatment?
{86884}{86935}Your hair treatment?
{86938}{86978}Excuse me.
{87055}{87150}I got news. In case you hadn't|noticed, I wasn't hit by a train,
{87153}{87211}and I have travelled|many a weary mile
{87214}{87317}to be back with my wife|and my six daughters.
{87320}{87396}- Seven, Daddy!|- That ain't your daddy, Alvanelle.
{87399}{87434}Your daddy was hit by a train.
{87437}{87473}Penny, you stop that!
{87476}{87521}You stop it! Vernon here's got a job.
{87525}{87600}Vernon's got prospects.|He's bona fide. What are you?
{87603}{87641}I'll tell you what I am...
{87644}{87720}I'm the pater familias,|and you can't marry him!
{87723}{87772}I can, I am and I will, tomorrow.
{87775}{87831}I gotta think about the Wharvey gals.
{87834}{87886}They look to me for answers.
{87889}{87944}Vernon can buy 'em|lessons on the clarinet.
{87947}{88037}The only good thing you|ever did was get hit by that train!
{88040}{88137}Well, you lying, unconstant succubus.
{88140}{88236}Whoa, whoa, whoa!|You can't swear at my fiancee!
{88239}{88315}Oh, yeah?|Well, you can't marry my wife!
{88368}{88414}(Baby crying)
{88719}{88754}(Groans)
{88762}{88811}(Scuffling and crashing)
{88847}{88893}Who is that man?
{88917}{88981}He's not my husband.
{88984}{89083}Just a drifter, I guess.|Just some no-account drifter.
{89169}{89224}And stay out of the Woolsworth!
{89363}{89421}(Movie) 'I'll bet she does|imitations, too.'
{89424}{89494}(Everett)|Deceitful, two-faced she-wolf.
{89497}{89553}Never trust a female, Delmar.
{89556}{89664}Remember that precept and your time|with me won't have been ill-spent.
{89667}{89740}- OK, Everett.|- "Hit by a train."
{89743}{89804}Truth means nothing to a woman,|Delmar.
{89807}{89891}Triumph of the subjective.|You ever been with a woman?
{89894}{89982}Well, I've...|I got to get the family farm back
{89985}{90048}before I can start|thinking about that.
{90051}{90096}That's right. IF then.
{90100}{90195}Believe me, a woman's the|most fiendish instrument of torture
{90198}{90262}ever devised|to bedevil the days of man.
{90265}{90332}Everett, I never figured you|for a pater familias.
{90335}{90416}Ohh, yes. I have spread my seed.
{90443}{90479}And look what it's...
{90482}{90518}(Music stops)
{90522}{90603}(Everett) God damn it.|What the hell...?
{90984}{91030}(Blows whistle)
{91242}{91286}(Shackles rattling)
{91901}{91940}(Blows whistle)
{91973}{92048}(Guard) OK, boys.|Enjoy your picture show.
{92137}{92183}(Music starts)
{92186}{92271}(Man in film)|# I have no money, honey
{92274}{92326}# How can I change?
{92329}{92420}(Man quietly)|Do...not...seek the treasure.
{92504}{92608}Do not...seek the treasure.
{92653}{92700}(Pete) It's a bushwhack.
{92703}{92772}They're fixin' an ambush.
{92775}{92837}Do not seek the treasure.
{92947}{93053}We...we thought you was...
{93081}{93117}a toad.
{93215}{93397}(Softly) We...thought...|you...was...a...toad.
{93431}{93530}Do not seek the treasure.
{93533}{93596}(Guard) Quiet there!|Watch the picture!
{93735}{93773}(Pappy) I signed that bill.
{93777}{93840}I signed a dozen agriculture bills.
{93843}{93910}Everyone knows|I'm a friend of the farmer.
{93913}{93981}What I gotta do,|start diddling livestock?
{93984}{94059}We can't do that, Daddy.|We might offend our constituency.
{94062}{94150}We ain't got a constituency!|Stokes got a constituency!
{94189}{94242}Well, it's a well-run campaign.
{94245}{94290}Midget and broom and whatnot.
{94292}{94362}- Devil his due.|- Hell of an organisation.
{94365}{94442}- Say, I got an idea.|- What's that, Junior?
{94445}{94531}We can hire us a little fella|even smaller than Stokes's.
{94534}{94587}You slump-shouldered sack of nuts!
{94590}{94659}We'd look like a bunch|of johnny-come-latelys
{94662}{94711}bringin' out our own midget.
{94713}{94752}Don't matter how stumpy!
{94755}{94867}That's the goddam problem, people|think Stokes has got fresh ideas.
{94870}{94921}He's au courant|and we're the past!
{94924}{94958}It's a problem of...
{94961}{94999}- Perception.|- Right.
{95002}{95072}- He's pulling our pants down.|- Gonna paddle some behind.
{95075}{95128}Ain't gonna paddle it. Gonna kick it.
{95131}{95217}- No, he's gonna paddle it.|- That's not a proper description.
{95220}{95343}- That's how I'd characterise it.|- It's more of a kickin' situation.
{95696}{95799}(Gasps) God... God forgive me.
{95826}{95913}I could not gaze upon that fireshow.
{95930}{95973}- Pete.|- (Squeals)
{96004}{96112}- Hold still!|- Can't...stand much longer.
{96115}{96186}It was...it was|a mo-moment of weakness.
{96189}{96236}Quit babblin', we gotta skedaddle.
{96239}{96289}(Delmar) That's all I got.
{96292}{96332}They lured me out for a bathe
{96335}{96418}and then they dunked me,|trussed me up like a hog,
{96421}{96463}and turned me in for the bounty.
{96466}{96530}Shoulda guessed it.|Typical womanly behaviour.
{96533}{96591}We're lucky we left|before they came back.
{96594}{96637}We didn't abandon you, Pete.
{96640}{96693}We just thought you was a toad.
{96696}{96752}No, they never did|turn me into a toad.
{96755}{96822}Well, that was our mistake, then.
{96825}{96941}We was beat up by a Bible salesman|and banished from Woolworths.
{96944}{97016}Everett, was it the one branch|or all of them?
{97019}{97085}Well, I ain't had it easy,|either, boys.
{97088}{97159}Frankly, uh, well, I...
{97218}{97279}I spilt my guts about the treasure.
{97281}{97319}Huh?
{97348}{97423}I'm awful sorry|I betrayed you, fellas.
{97450}{97497}Must be my Hogwallop blood.
{97554}{97598}That's all right, Pete.
{97601}{97674}Awful white of you to take it|like that, Everett.
{97677}{97738}I feel wretched.
{97740}{97825}Spoiling your play for|a million dollar point two.
{97828}{97899}(Pete sobbing)|You should rip out my guts.
{97902}{97957}No, that's all right.
{97960}{97997}(Sobs)
{98000}{98072}You boys are true friends! Ohh!
{98109}{98175}You're my beaucoup friends.
{98178}{98271}Pete, I don't want you to|beat yourself up about this, eh?
{98273}{98410}(Pete sobbing) I can't help it, but|that's a...a wonderful thing to say.
{98489}{98556}Yeah. Pete, uh...
{98607}{98669}Well, fact of the matter is...
{98757}{98798}Damn it...
{98801}{98841}There ain't no treasure.
{98918}{98973}Fact of the matter is|there never was.
{98976}{99020}But...
{99022}{99121}So where's all the money|from the armoured car job?
{99159}{99225}I never knocked over no armoured car.
{99228}{99308}I was sent up for|practising law without a license.
{99311}{99354}- But...|- I had to bust out.
{99357}{99443}My wife wrote me she was|getting married, I gotta stop it.
{99482}{99555}I had two weeks left|on my sentence.
{99558}{99607}I couldn't wait, wedding's tomorrow.
{99610}{99800}My added time for the escape,|I don't get out now till 19...87.
{99803}{99846}I am sorry about that.
{99849}{99946}I'll be...84 years old.
{99977}{100068}I guess they'll tack on|50 years for me, too.
{100071}{100173}Boys, we was chained together.|I had to tell you something.
{100176}{100276}Busting out alone|was not an option. I'm sorry.
{100303}{100349}84 years old.
{100388}{100434}Well, I'll only be 82.
{100470}{100524}You! You ruined my life!
{100540}{100604}You ruined my life!
{100607}{100656}(Choking) I do apologise, Pete.
{100660}{100762}84 years old! I'm becoming Papillon!
{100765}{100803}(Everett) Delmar!
{100806}{100859}(Yelling)
{100897}{100955}(Delmar) Now, boys. Boys.
{100990}{101027}(Scuffling)
{101090}{101141}(Men chanting)
{101290}{101454}# Eeny meeny meiny mo
{101457}{101553}# Oh hi lo hi
{101556}{101643}# Oh hi lo
{101646}{101741}# Oh oh-ohhhh... #
{101848}{101899}(Chanting continues)
{102147}{102198}(Chanting stops)
{102320}{102446}# Oh death
{102449}{102546}# Whoa death
{102573}{102690}# Won't you spare me over|till another year?
{102693}{102739}(Drumming)
{102808}{102879}# Well, I am death, none can excel
{102882}{102978}# I'll open the door|to heaven or hell
{102987}{103050}# Whoa, death, someone would pray
{103053}{103138}# Could you wait to call me|another day?
{103169}{103196}# Children pray... #
{103199}{103267}(Everett) That's Tommy.|They got Tommy!
{103328}{103359}Noose.
{103362}{103433}# No longer prayin'... #
{103436}{103502}Sweet Jesus, we got to save him.
{103543}{103607}# I'll fix your feet|till you can't walk
{103611}{103709}# I'll lock your jaw|till you can't talk
{103733}{103811}# I'll close your eyes|so you can't see
{103814}{103881}- # It's very dark... #|- The colour guard.
{103927}{104010}# Death, I come to take the soul
{104013}{104095}# Leave the body and leave it cold
{104125}{104208}# Oh death
{104211}{104312}# Whoa death
{104314}{104409}# Won't you spare me over|till another year? #
{104488}{104525}Brothers!
{104556}{104602}(Leader) Oh, brothers!
{104622}{104806}We have all gathered here to preserve|our hallowed culture and heritage
{104809}{104949}from intrusion,|inclusion and dilution
{104952}{105020}of colour, of creed,
{105023}{105072}and of our old-time religion.
{105075}{105181}We aim to pull evil up by the root
{105184}{105301}before it chokes out the flower|of our culture and heritage.
{105328}{105418}And our women,|let's not forget those ladies, y'all,
{105421}{105489}looking to us for protection
{105492}{105605}from darkies,|from Jews, from papists,
{105608}{105673}and from all those smart-ass folks
{105676}{105743}say we come descended from monkeys.
{105746}{105821}- That's not my culture and heritage.|- (Klansmen) Yes!
{105824}{105859}Is it yours?
{105862}{105914}(All) No!
{105917}{105978}And so...
{105981}{106028}we gonna hang us a Negro.
{106031}{106098}(Klansmen) Hooray!
{106123}{106167}(All chanting)
{106347}{106426}I ain't never harmed you,|neither of you gentlemen.
{106481}{106537}(Everett) Uh...|(Chants out of time)
{106873}{106930}(Sniffs) Mm-hmm.
{106969}{107022}I ain't never harmed nobody.
{107098}{107152}- (Everett) Hey, hey, Tommy.|- Huh?
{107155}{107199}Tommy, we come to rescue you.
{107202}{107253}That's mighty kind of you boys,
{107256}{107331}but I don't think nothing's|going to save me now.
{107334}{107403}(Tommy) The devil's come|to collect his due.
{107430}{107476}(Pete) Don't be crazy, Tommy.
{107479}{107523}You don't wanna get hanged.
{107526}{107577}Well, naw, I don't reckon I do,
{107580}{107637}but that's the way it's working out.
{107708}{107748}(Everett) Tommy, I got a plan.
{107751}{107789}(Klansmen gasp)
{107816}{107877}(Klansmen) No!
{107879}{107925}(Klansmen murmur)
{107970}{108016}The colour guard is coloured.
{108019}{108061}(Klansmen shouting)
{108064}{108106}Who made them the colour guard?
{108179}{108234}Run, boys!
{108237}{108282}(Klansmen yelling)
{108346}{108383}Whoa!
{108386}{108412}No, no, son!
{108415}{108445}(Klansmen gasp)
{108479}{108551}(Homer) Can't let that flag|touch the ground!
{108657}{108700}(Klansmen gasp)
{108983}{109029}(Women singing inside)
{109134}{109181}(Pappy) Get your hands off me.
{109183}{109243}I can do this myself,|get away from me.
{109246}{109293}We should hire this man away.
{109296}{109351}- Good idea, Pappy.|- Hell of an idea.
{109354}{109443}- Can't beat 'em, join 'em.|- He'll join us, run our campaign.
{109446}{109542}- Power, wealth...|- No one says no to Pappy O'Daniel.
{109545}{109632}- Not with his blandishments.|- And powers of persuasion.
{109635}{109709}- What's his name again?|- The campaign manager?
{109712}{109755}- Waldrip.|- Vernon Waldrip.
{109758}{109801}- Vernon T Waldrip.|- Hmm.
{109956}{110008}(Everett) It's invitation only.
{110011}{110081}- We'll have to sneak in.|- Hold on.
{110084}{110119}(Pete) Wait a minute.
{110122}{110177}Who elected you|leader of this outfit?
{110180}{110278}Since we've been following your lead,|we got nothing but trouble.
{110281}{110347}I've gotten this close|to being strung up
{110350}{110423}and consumed in a fire|and whipped no end
{110425}{110469}and sunstroked and soggied.
{110471}{110507}And turned into a frog.
{110510}{110546}He wasn't turned into a frog.
{110549}{110617}Almost loved up, though.
{110653}{110708}So, you're against me now, too?
{110728}{110773}Is that how it is, boys?
{110826}{110941}The whole world and God Almighty...|now you?
{111049}{111094}I guess I deserve it.
{111097}{111158}(Sighs) Boys...
{111185}{111256}I know that I made|some tactical mistakes,
{111259}{111333}but if you just stick with me,|I got a plan.
{111336}{111392}Believe me, we can fix this thing.
{111395}{111454}I'll get my wife back, we'll leave.
{111457}{111482}(Car horn)
{111547}{111616}Goddam disgrace!
{111618}{111680}Made a travesty|of the entire evening.
{111683}{111774}Ohh! What I wouldn't give|to get a hold of those agitators.
{111777}{111866}Whoever heard of such behaviour,|even amongst the coloured?
{111869}{111977}Mulattos, maybe. I suspect some|miscegenation in their heritage.
{111980}{112027}Using a Confederate flag|as a missile!
{112048}{112126}Crazy! No one's ever gonna believe|we're a real band.
{112129}{112198}I just gotta get close enough|to talk to her.
{112201}{112282}Comin' with us got more future than|marrying a guy called Waldrip.
{112285}{112346}I'm goddam bona fide.|I got the answers.
{112348}{112400}(Delmar) Everett, my beard itches.
{112428}{112465}(Applause)
{112527}{112574}Hey, hey!
{112680}{112787}"In the Jailhouse Now", fellas.|Neighbourhood of B.
{112790}{112832}(Jaunty country tune)
{112835}{112878}(Applause)
{112921}{112970}Psst!
{112973}{113028}(Whispering) Penny. Ahem.
{113076}{113150}- It's me.|- No.
{113189}{113223}(Everett) Honey!
{113226}{113289}# I had a friend named Ramblin' Bob
{113316}{113380}# He used to steal, gamble and rob
{113383}{113481}# He thought he was|the smartest guy around
{113508}{113541}# Well, I... #
{113544}{113655}We're leaving the state, pursuing|opportunities in another venue.
{113658}{113709}I got big plans.
{113712}{113777}Not minstrels,|I'm going to be a dentist.
{113780}{113850}I know this guy|who'll print me up a license.
{113892}{113943}# He's in the jailhouse now
{113970}{114054}# Well, I told him once or twice
{114057}{114144}# To stop playin' cards|and a-shootin' dice
{114157}{114212}# He's in the jailhouse now
{114244}{114299}# Ah hee yodel-lay-hee-hoo
{114302}{114348}# Yo heeeeee
{114393}{114439}# Ah dee yodel-lay-hee
{114442}{114508}# Oh de-lo tee
{114534}{114605}# Yodel-lay-hee hee,|yodel-lay-hee hee
{114608}{114661}# Yodel-lay-heeeee
{114709}{114758}# Bob liked to play his poker... #
{114761}{114802}(Whispering)
{114805}{114860}Why, that is|an improper suggestion.
{114863}{114982}I-I-I can't switch sides|in the middle of a campaign...
{114985}{115067}especially to work for a man|who lacks moral fibre.
{115070}{115149}Moral fibre?|Why, you pasty-face son'bitch.
{115152}{115191}I invented moral fibre.
{115194}{115272}Pappy was displaying rectitude|when that egghead you work for
{115275}{115332}was still messin' his drawers!
{115335}{115401}- (Everett) Psst! Honey.|- Go away.
{115404}{115462}I want to be what|you want me to be, honey.
{115465}{115514}I want you and the gals|to come with me.
{115535}{115647}# To stop playin' cards|and a-shootin' dice... #
{115650}{115709}What are you doing here, Pappy?
{115735}{115784}Someone let on we were|giving out liquor.
{115787}{115857}You'll laugh out the other side|of your face November.
{115860}{115902}Pappy'll be laughin' then.
{115905}{115992}- Not out the other side of his face.|- Just the regular side.
{115996}{116091}# Yodel-lay-hee hee,|yodel-lay-hee hee
{116094}{116160}# Yodel-lay-heeeeee #
{116311}{116364}They're my daughters, too, Penny.
{116367}{116404}Ain't you ever heard of...?
{116407}{116462}# In constant sorrow
{116465}{116500}(Cheering and applause)
{116553}{116594}(Bands starts playing)
{116597}{116638}(Excited cheering)
{116858}{116951}# I am the man
{116954}{117018}# Of constant sorrow
{117021}{117079}# I've seen trouble... #
{117082}{117147}Hot damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
{117150}{117259}# I bid farewell
{117261}{117309}# To old Kentucky
{117312}{117444}# The place where|I was born and raised
{117447}{117508}# The place where he
{117510}{117572}# Was born and raised... #
{117654}{117700}(Cheering)
{117790}{117833}(Audience) Whoo!
{118055}{118114}Holy moly! These boys are a hit!
{118117}{118174}But, Pappy, they's integrated.
{118177}{118233}Wait a minute.
{118236}{118294}Folks don't mind they's integrated.
{118297}{118394}You's miscegenated.|All you boys is miscegenated!
{118397}{118428}Gimme a microphone!
{118431}{118506}Gimme a microphone!|Gimme a microphone!
{118509}{118635}These boys is not white.|Hell, they ain't even old-timey.
{118638}{118699}I happen to know,|ladies and gentlemen,
{118701}{118768}that this band of miscreants,|this very evening,
{118771}{118875}interfered with a lynch mob|in the performance of its duties.
{118902}{118937}It's true!
{118940}{119001}See, I belong|to a certain secret society.
{119003}{119075}I don't believe I gotta|mention its name, you know?
{119078}{119136}(Man) Let 'em play! Go on!
{119139}{119174}Hmm.
{119177}{119223}And these boys here,
{119226}{119314}they trampled all over our|venerated observances and rituals.
{119317}{119386}This here music is over, all right?
{119389}{119426}And I have... No! Hey!
{119429}{119490}(Homer) Hey, I ain't... listen to me.
{119493}{119542}Folks, listen to me. I...
{119545}{119620}These boys desecrated a fiery cross.
{119623}{119644}(Whispers)
{119648}{119700}(Man) We's all havin' a good time!
{119703}{119799}And they's convicts, folks,|fugitives escaped off the farm.
{119802}{119893}Now, folks, these boys gotta|be remanded to the authorities.
{119896}{119928}Criminals!
{119930}{119988}And I have it|from the highest authority
{119991}{120064}that that Negro|sold his soul to the devil!
{120067}{120105}Oh!
{120108}{120182}(Homer) W-W-Wait a minute, folks.|It's true!
{120185}{120206}It's true!
{120210}{120231}(Crowd boos)
{120235}{120263}Wait a minute.
{120266}{120341}Is you is, or is you ain't|my constituency?
{120344}{120369}(Crowd booing) No!
{120373}{120434}Is you is, or is you ain't|my constituency?
{120436}{120487}(Crowd) No!
{120490}{120552}- (Crowd booing)|- Is you is...
{120555}{120658}(Not amplified) Is you is,|or is you ain't my constituency?
{120661}{120720}Oh, come on, folks.
{120724}{120761}No. It's Homer now.
{120764}{120814}I'm a friend of the little man.
{120817}{120854}(Both laughing)
{120948}{120980}(Crowd falls silent)
{121074}{121150}(Homer) This is not fair!|Hey! Come on!
{121153}{121199}(Cheering)
{121222}{121314}Come on, we got a little|misunderstanding here. God damn!
{121460}{121563}# It's fair to tell
{121566}{121628}# My only lover
{121631}{121688}# I never expect
{121691}{121737}# To see you again
{121784}{121884}# For I'm bound to ride
{121887}{121951}# That northern railroad
{121954}{122046}# Perhaps I'll die upon that train
{122073}{122180}# Perhaps he'll die|upon his train... #
{122207}{122262}God damn! Opportunity knocks!
{122292}{122348}Get out of my way!
{122351}{122412}# I'm just a stranger
{122414}{122477}# In case you ever
{122480}{122533}# See your man... #
{122536}{122563}(Cheering)
{122566}{122676}# But there is one promise
{122679}{122732}# That is given
{122735}{122794}# I'll meet you on
{122797}{122843}# God's golden shore
{122864}{122928}# He'll meet you on
{122931}{122994}# God's golden shore #
{122997}{123049}That's fine. That's fine!
{123150}{123209}Ladies and gentlemans,
{123212}{123269}here and listening at home,
{123272}{123347}the great state of Mississippi...
{123349}{123395}Pappy O'Daniel, Governor...
{123398}{123498}wants to thank the Soggy Bottom Boys|for that wonderful performance.
{123590}{123681}And it looks like the only man|in this great state
{123684}{123730}who ain't a music lover
{123733}{123820}is my esteemed opponent|in the upcoming, Homer Stokes.
{123823}{123885}There ain't no accounting for taste.
{123887}{123914}(Crowd boos)
{123917}{123991}Sounded to me like he was harbouring|a hateful grudge
{123994}{124037}against the Soggy Bottom Boys
{124040}{124099}on account of their|rough and rowdy past.
{124102}{124144}(Booing)
{124146}{124218}Looks like Homer Stokes|is the kind of fellow
{124221}{124277}who wants to cast the first stone.
{124280}{124344}- (Booing)|- Well, I'm with you, folks.
{124347}{124422}I'm a forgive-and-forget|Christian, and I say...
{124426}{124557}if their rambunctiousness|and misdemeanoring is behind them...
{124560}{124587}It is, ain't it?
{124590}{124631}Yes, sir, it is.
{124634}{124681}Well, then, I say,
{124683}{124741}by the power vested in me,
{124744}{124808}these boys is hereby pardoned!
{124907}{124964}And furthermore...
{124967}{125033}in the second|Pappy O'Daniel administration,
{125036}{125117}these boys is gonna be|my brain trust!
{125120}{125167}(Cheering)
{125214}{125260}What's that mean, Everett?
{125263}{125358}Well, it means you and me|and Pete and Tommy are gonna be
{125362}{125416}the power behind|the throne, so to speak.
{125419}{125481}Oh, OK.
{125484}{125594}So, without further ado,|and by way of endorsing my candidacy,
{125597}{125636}the Soggy Bottom Boys
{125639}{125736}is gonna lead us all|in a chorus of "You Are My Sunshine".
{125739}{125762}(Crowd cheers)
{125765}{125791}Ain't you, boys?
{125828}{125859}One of our favourites.
{125862}{125936}Son...you're gonna go far.
{125972}{126034}(All) # You are my sunshine
{126036}{126091}# My only sunshine
{126094}{126156}# You make me happy
{126159}{126215}# When skies are grey
{126218}{126276}# You'll never know, dear
{126279}{126345}# How much I love you
{126347}{126384}# Please don't take
{126387}{126457}# My sunshine away #
{126548}{126633}(Everett) I guess Vernon T Waldrip|is gonna be going on relief.
{126636}{126704}Maybe I can throw|a little patronage his way,
{126707}{126778}get him a job digging|or rounding up stray dogs.
{126781}{126842}(Delmar) So, is the marriage off,|Miss Wharvey?
{126844}{126929}McGill. No. The marriage|will take place as planned.
{126932}{126964}With a change of cast.
{126967}{127032}Me and the little lady|are gonna pick up the pieces
{127035}{127112}and re-tie the knot,|mixaphorically speaking.
{127115}{127165}You boys are invited, of course.
{127168}{127211}Hell, you're the best men.
{127214}{127269}I already got the rings.
{127272}{127358}- Where's your ring?|- I ain't worn it since our divorce.
{127361}{127436}Must still be in|the roll-top in the old cabin.
{127439}{127494}Vernon's was encrusted with jewels.
{127497}{127574}Now's the time|to buy it off him cheap.
{127577}{127664}We ain't getting married with|his ring. You said you'd changed.
{127667}{127726}- Just an old pewter thing.|- Ain't no wedding.
{127729}{127791}- It's just a symbol, honey.|- No wedding.
{127793}{127827}We'll fetch it with you.
{127830}{127899}It's just... Shut up, Delmar.|It's just a symbol.
{127902}{127985}I've spoken my piece|and counted to three.
{127988}{128078}She counted to three. God damn it.
{128081}{128150}She counted to three. Son of a bitch!
{128153}{128215}You have any idea|how far that cabin is?
{128217}{128260}(Band plays)
{128600}{128631}George?
{128634}{128675}Hello, boys!
{128678}{128777}These little men finally|caught the criminal of the century.
{128780}{128831}Looks like the chair|for George Nelson!
{128834}{128960}Yup, gonna electrify me.|I'm gonna go off like a roman candle!
{128990}{129072}20,000 volts chasing a rabbit|through yours truly!
{129075}{129163}(George) Gonna suck all|the power right out of the state!
{129166}{129275}Gonna shoot sparks out of my head|and lightning from my fingertips!
{129278}{129381}I'm George Nelson,|and I'm feeling ten feet tall!
{129384}{129467}Looks like George|is right back on top again.
{129500}{129531}(Woman) Cow killer!
{129534}{129616}- (Bell tinkles)|- (Cow moos)
{129833}{129920}Well, at least you boys get to see|the ancestral manse,
{129923}{130031}the home where I spent so many a|happy day in the bosom of my family
{130034}{130111}refugin', if you will,|with a mighty oak tree out front
{130115}{130182}and a happy little tyre swing on it.
{130297}{130376}Where's the happy|little tyre swing?
{130423}{130473}(Man) End of the road, boys.
{130500}{130551}- No. Wait a minute.|- (Man) Let's go, boys.
{130554}{130660}It's had its twists and turns,|now it deposits you here.
{130663}{130692}Wait a minute.
{130695}{130822}You have eluded fate and you have|eluded me for the last time.
{130825}{130898}- Tie their hands, boys.|- You can't do this, now.
{130901}{130968}Didn't know you'd be|bringing a friend.
{130971}{131067}He'll just have to wait his turn,|share one of your graves.
{131070}{131151}You can't do it, we just got|pardoned by the governor.
{131154}{131250}- It went out on the radio.|- Is that right?
{131253}{131285}(Grunts)
{131317}{131371}Well, we ain't got a radio.
{131433}{131486}(Pete) God have mercy.
{131596}{131660}# You
{131662}{131704}# Got to go
{131708}{131775}# To that lonesome valley
{131778}{131868}# You
{131871}{132013}# Whoa, got... #
{132016}{132054}It ain't fittin'.
{132058}{132089}It ain't the law.
{132092}{132170}- The law?|- (Gravediggers) # To go... #
{132173}{132247}The law is a human institution.
{132250}{132335}# Nobody else
{132338}{132406}# Can go there for you, no... #
{132409}{132478}Perhaps you should start|making your prayers.
{132481}{132592}(Gravediggers) # Whoa
{132596}{132747}# Got
{132750}{132791}# To go... #
{132794}{132858}Oh, my God. Everett?
{132902}{132983}Tommy, I'm sorry|we got you into this.
{132986}{133075}Good Lord... What do we do?
{133078}{133220}# By yourself
{133223}{133300}# Whoa... #
{133303}{133349}Oh, Lord...
{133375}{133452}Please look down|and recognise us poor sinners.
{133524}{133574}Please, Lord.
{133577}{133627}I just want to see|my daughters again.
{133671}{133764}I've been separated|from my family for so long.
{133767}{133846}I know I've been guilty of pride|and sharp dealing.
{133849}{133903}I'm sorry I turned my back on you,
{133906}{133975}forgive me.
{133978}{134023}We're helpless, Lord.
{134049}{134133}For the sake of my family,|for Tommy's sake.
{134136}{134184}For Delmar's and Pete's.
{134249}{134304}Let me see my daughters again, Lord.
{134353}{134431}Help us, please.
{134783}{134881}(Gravediggers) # You got to go
{134884}{134955}# To the lonesome valley
{134958}{135173}# Yes, sir, you, whoa
{135176}{135302}# Got
{135305}{135423}(Echoing) # To go
{135426}{135505}# There
{135508}{135557}# Hey
{135560}{135649}# By
{135652}{135711}# Yourself
{135714}{135782}# Nobody else
{135785}{135874}# Nobody else can go for you
{135877}{135985}# You, whoa
{136074}{136222}# Got
{136226}{136323}# To go
{136326}{136414}# There
{136417}{136467}# Ohh
{136470}{136584}# By
{136587}{136655}# Yourself
{136658}{136748}# Mmmm #
{136789}{136826}(Gasps)
{137019}{137064}(Gasps)
{137105}{137131}(Gasps)
{137473}{137516}Ahh. Ahh.
{137519}{137609}- A miracle. It was a miracle!|- Delmar, don't be ignorant.
{137612}{137671}I told you they|was flooding this valley.
{137674}{137754}- No! That ain't it!|- We prayed to God and he pitied us!
{137757}{137793}Well, it never fails.
{137795}{137882}Again, you hayseeds|are showin' you want for intellect.
{137885}{137949}There's a perfectly|scientific explanation.
{137952}{138030}That ain't the tune you was singin'|back at the gallows!
{138033}{138106}Any human being'll cast about|in a moment of stress.
{138109}{138157}No, they're flooding this valley
{138160}{138238}so they can hydroelectric|up the whole darn state.
{138241}{138309}Yes, sir, the south is gonna change.
{138312}{138380}Everything's gonna|run on a paying basis.
{138382}{138485}Out with the spiritual mumbo-jumbo|and the backward ways.
{138488}{138611}We're gonna see a brave new world|where they hook us all up to a grid.
{138614}{138665}Yes, a veritable age of reason.
{138668}{138753}Like the one they had in France.|Not a moment too soon.
{138826}{138856}(Cow bell)
{138859}{138920}Not a moment too soon.
{138963}{138998}Hey, there's Tommy.
{139001}{139066}(Everett) Tommy,|what you ridin' there?
{139069}{139141}Unh! Whoa.
{139144}{139188}Roll-top desk.
{139191}{139304}(Girls) # My latest sun|is sinking fast
{139355}{139396}# My race is nearly run... #
{139405}{139469}"All's well that ends well,"|some poet said.
{139472}{139507}That's right, honey.
{139510}{139564}Don't mind telling you|I'm awful pleased
{139567}{139630}my adventuring days|have come to an end.
{139633}{139700}Time for this old boy|to enjoy some repose.
{139703}{139739}That's good, honey.
{139742}{139790}You were right about that ring, too.
{139794}{139863}Any other wedding band wouldn't do.
{139866}{139909}This here was fore-ordained.
{139912}{139955}Fate was a-smilin' on me.
{139958}{140000}That's not my ring.
{140003}{140092}- What? Not your ring?|- That's one of Aunt Herlene's.
{140095}{140163}- You said it was in the roll-top.|- I said I thought it was.
{140166}{140228}- No, you said...|- Or under the mattress.
{140230}{140272}Or maybe in my chifforobe.
{140275}{140339}Well, I'm sorry, honey.
{140342}{140375}We need that ring.
{140378}{140437}It's at the bottom|of a durn big lake.
{140441}{140491}- Uh-uh.|- A 9,000 hectare lake.
{140494}{140579}I don't care if it's 90,000.|That lake was not my doing.
{140582}{140656}- I've counted to three.|- No, wait, honey.
{140659}{140728}Finding one ring|in the middle of all that water
{140731}{140883}- is one hell of a heroic task!|- # ..And gives me victory
{140886}{141005}# O, come, angel band
{141008}{141054}# Come and
{141057}{141119}# Around me stand
{141120}{141233}# O, bear me away|on your snow white wings
{141237}{141360}# To my immortal home
{141363}{141483}# O, bear me away|on your snow white wings
{141486}{141620}# To my immortal home #
{141804}{141941}# My latest sun is sinking fast
{141944}{142075}# My race is nearly run
{142079}{142218}# My strongest trials now are past
{142221}{142318}# My triumph has begun
{142365}{142437}# O, come
{142440}{142503}# Angel band
{142506}{142629}# Come and around me stand
{142632}{142760}# O, bear me away|on your snow white wings
{142763}{142896}# To my immortal home
{142899}{143026}# O, bear me away|on your snow white wings
{143029}{143128}# To my immortal home
{143322}{143460}# O, bear my longin' heart to him
{143463}{143572}# Who bled and died for me
{143599}{143737}# Whose blood|now cleanses from all sin
{143741}{143855}# And gives me victory
{143885}{143951}# O, come
{143954}{144017}# Angel band
{144020}{144138}# Come and around me stand
{144141}{144274}# O, bear me away|on your snow white wings
{144277}{144407}# To my immortal home
{144410}{144541}# O, bear me away|on your snow white wings
{144544}{144731}# To my immortal home #
{145152}{145258}# There's a dark|and a troubled side of life
{145261}{145360}# There's a bright|and a sunny side, too
{145363}{145468}# Though we meet with|darkness and strife
{145471}{145575}# The sunny side be also with you
{145578}{145625}# Keep on the sunny side
{145628}{145673}# Always on the sunny side
{145676}{145764}# Keep on the sunny side of life
{145767}{145814}# It will help us every day
{145817}{145867}# It will brighten all the way
{145870}{145963}# If we'll keep on|the sunny side of life
{146375}{146477}# The storm and its fury|broke today
{146480}{146572}# Crushing hopes|that we cherished so dear
{146575}{146671}# Clouds and storms|again will pass away
{146674}{146787}# And the sun will shine again,|bright and clear
{146790}{146835}# Keep on the sunny side
{146838}{146885}# Always on the sunny side
{146888}{146977}# Keep on the sunny side of life
{146980}{147025}# It will help us every day
{147028}{147075}# It will brighten all the way
{147078}{147189}# If we'll keep on|the sunny side of life
{147192}{147242}# Keep on the sunny side
{147245}{147291}# Always on the sunny side
{147294}{147379}# Keep on the sunny side of life
{147382}{147431}# It will help us every day
{147434}{147483}# It will brighten all the way
{147486}{147575}# If we'll keep on|the sunny side of life
{147588}{147683}# If we'll keep on|the sunny side of life #