1 00:01:55,207 --> 00:01:56,879 Pick up that hammer there, boy. 2 00:05:04,007 --> 00:05:07,238 Say, any of you boys smithies? 3 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,285 Or if not smithies per se... 4 00:05:11,367 --> 00:05:14,040 ...were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts... 5 00:05:14,127 --> 00:05:18,325 ...before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'? 6 00:05:27,647 --> 00:05:29,877 Jesus! Can't I count on you people? 7 00:05:30,207 --> 00:05:31,435 Sorry, Everett. 8 00:05:33,007 --> 00:05:34,235 Well, all right... 9 00:05:35,487 --> 00:05:38,320 ...we take off through that bayou-- - Wait a minute! 10 00:05:38,407 --> 00:05:40,637 Who elected you leader of this outfit? 11 00:05:40,887 --> 00:05:45,005 Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought, but... 12 00:05:45,087 --> 00:05:47,965 ...if that ain't the consensus' view, let's put it to a vote. 13 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:50,436 Suits me. I'm votin' for yours truly. 14 00:05:50,607 --> 00:05:52,757 Well, I'm voting for yours truly, too. 15 00:05:57,727 --> 00:06:00,082 Okay, I'm with you fellas. 16 00:06:25,127 --> 00:06:26,845 Mind if we join you, old-timer? 17 00:06:26,927 --> 00:06:30,124 Join me, my sons, join me. 18 00:06:34,407 --> 00:06:38,400 You work for the railroad, Grandpa? - I work for no man. 19 00:06:38,847 --> 00:06:40,280 You got a name, do you? 20 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,597 I have no name. 21 00:06:43,887 --> 00:06:47,516 That right there may be the reason you had difficulty finding employment. 22 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:49,677 In the mart of competitive commerce-- 23 00:06:49,767 --> 00:06:52,235 You seek a great fortune... 24 00:06:52,327 --> 00:06:54,636 ...you three who are now in chains. 25 00:06:54,727 --> 00:06:56,638 You will find a fortune... 26 00:06:57,567 --> 00:07:00,559 ...though it will not be the fortune you seek. 27 00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:02,316 But, first... 28 00:07:03,367 --> 00:07:08,441 ...you must travel a long and difficult road. 29 00:07:09,407 --> 00:07:12,604 A road fraught with peril. 30 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,919 You shall see things... 31 00:07:17,127 --> 00:07:18,765 ...wonderful to tell. 32 00:07:19,447 --> 00:07:22,484 You shall see a cow... 33 00:07:23,287 --> 00:07:26,643 ...on the roof of a cotton house. 34 00:07:28,167 --> 00:07:30,635 And so many startling sights. 35 00:07:32,247 --> 00:07:34,886 I cannot tell you how long this road shall be... 36 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:38,125 ...but fear not the obstacles in your path... 37 00:07:38,567 --> 00:07:42,196 ...for fate has vouchsafed your reward. 38 00:07:43,207 --> 00:07:45,357 Though the road may wind... 39 00:07:46,127 --> 00:07:48,641 ...and yea your hearts grow weary... 40 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:51,322 ...still shall ye follow the way. 41 00:07:51,727 --> 00:07:54,639 Even unto your salvation. 42 00:08:08,927 --> 00:08:11,487 The treasure's still there, boys, believe me. 43 00:08:11,727 --> 00:08:13,957 But how did he know about the treasure? 44 00:08:14,287 --> 00:08:15,561 Don't know, Delmar. 45 00:08:15,647 --> 00:08:19,845 The blind are reputed to have sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight... 46 00:08:19,927 --> 00:08:23,237 ...even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. 47 00:08:23,327 --> 00:08:26,683 Clearly, seeing into the future would fall neatly into that category. 48 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:30,521 It's not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision-- 49 00:08:30,607 --> 00:08:33,997 He said we wouldn't get it. We wouldn't get the treasure we seek. 50 00:08:34,087 --> 00:08:35,725 On account of our obstacles. 51 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,446 What the hell does he know? He's an ignorant old man. 52 00:08:38,527 --> 00:08:41,166 Jesus, Pete. I told you I'd buried it myself. 53 00:08:41,247 --> 00:08:43,886 If your cousin still has this here horse farm... 54 00:08:43,967 --> 00:08:48,006 ...a forge and some shoeing impedimenta to restore our liberty of movement-- 55 00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:50,046 Hold it right there! 56 00:08:52,527 --> 00:08:54,040 You men from the bank? 57 00:08:54,127 --> 00:08:55,640 You Wash's boy? 58 00:08:55,727 --> 00:08:59,197 Yes, sir. And Daddy told me I'm to shoot whoever's from the bank! 59 00:08:59,527 --> 00:09:01,722 Well, we ain't from the bank, young fella. 60 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:04,958 Yes, sir. I'm also suppose to shoot folks serving papers! 61 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:06,924 We ain't got no papers, neither. 62 00:09:07,007 --> 00:09:08,645 I nicked the census man. 63 00:09:08,807 --> 00:09:10,604 Now there's a good boy. 64 00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:12,925 Is your daddy about? 65 00:09:25,927 --> 00:09:28,760 Hello, Pete, who are your friends? 66 00:09:30,447 --> 00:09:33,041 Pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Hogwallop. 67 00:09:33,127 --> 00:09:36,676 My name's Ulysses Everett McGill. - And I'm Delmar O'Donnell. 68 00:09:37,727 --> 00:09:42,357 How ya been, Wash? Been what, 12, 13 years? 69 00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:50,559 I expect you want them chains knocked off. 70 00:09:51,207 --> 00:09:53,516 They foreclosed on Cousin Vester. 71 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,277 He hanged himself a year come May. 72 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:58,480 And Uncle Ratliff? 73 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,480 The anthrax took most of his cows. 74 00:10:01,847 --> 00:10:05,522 The rest don't milk, and he lost a boy to mumps. 75 00:10:06,247 --> 00:10:08,556 Where's Cora, Cousin Wash? 76 00:10:12,887 --> 00:10:14,161 Couldn't say. 77 00:10:16,207 --> 00:10:20,997 Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T. 78 00:10:23,607 --> 00:10:25,404 She must've been looking for answers. 79 00:10:25,487 --> 00:10:26,522 Possibly. 80 00:10:27,287 --> 00:10:29,676 Good riddance, as far as I'm concerned. 81 00:10:30,207 --> 00:10:31,879 I do miss her cookin', though. 82 00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:33,605 This stew's awful good. 83 00:10:33,687 --> 00:10:34,961 You think so? 84 00:10:36,407 --> 00:10:38,967 I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. 85 00:10:39,287 --> 00:10:41,357 I'm afraid she's starting to turn. 86 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,527 Well, that winds up tonight's: 87 00:11:09,607 --> 00:11:12,201 Pass the Biscuits, Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour. 88 00:11:12,727 --> 00:11:17,039 This is Pappy O'Daniel, hopin' you folks have been enjoyin' that old-timey music. 89 00:11:17,447 --> 00:11:18,675 And remember: 90 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:22,282 When you're fryin' up some flapjacks, or baking a mess of biscuits... 91 00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:26,645 ...use cool, clear water, and good, pure Pappy O'Daniel flour. 92 00:11:28,327 --> 00:11:30,795 Well, I guess I'll be turning in. 93 00:11:31,087 --> 00:11:32,964 Say, Cousin Wash... 94 00:11:33,687 --> 00:11:38,158 ...I suppose it'd be the acme of foolishness to enquire if you had a hairnet? 95 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,443 I got a bunch in yond bureau. 96 00:11:41,287 --> 00:11:43,847 Mrs. Hogwallop's, as a matter of fact. 97 00:11:44,407 --> 00:11:47,717 Help yourself. I won't be needing them. 98 00:11:59,447 --> 00:12:00,641 All right, boys! 99 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:02,681 How's my hair? 100 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:04,843 It's the authorities! 101 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:07,398 We got you surrounded. 102 00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:09,159 Damn! We're in a tight spot. 103 00:12:09,247 --> 00:12:11,636 Just come on out and grab at air! 104 00:12:12,127 --> 00:12:13,958 And don't try nothing fancy. 105 00:12:14,607 --> 00:12:17,360 Your situation is pretty hopeless. 106 00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:19,916 Damn! We're in a tight spot. 107 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:23,158 What in the sam hill? - Pete's cousin turned us in for the bounty. 108 00:12:23,247 --> 00:12:24,885 The hell you say. 109 00:12:25,487 --> 00:12:27,523 Wash is kin. - Sorry, Pete! 110 00:12:27,927 --> 00:12:31,397 I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. 111 00:12:31,487 --> 00:12:33,364 I got to do for me and mine. 112 00:12:33,447 --> 00:12:35,278 I'm going to kill you! 113 00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:37,562 Judas lscariot Hogwallop! 114 00:12:37,647 --> 00:12:40,559 You miserable horse-eatin' son of a bitch! 115 00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:44,046 Damn! We're in a tight spot. 116 00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:48,882 Damn his eyes! Pa always said "Never trust a Hogwallop." 117 00:12:49,607 --> 00:12:52,121 Come and get us, coppers! 118 00:12:53,687 --> 00:12:56,281 You boys ain't leavin' us no choice but to... 119 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,035 ...smoke you out. - Damn! We're in a tight spot. 120 00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:00,606 Light her up. - What we gonna do? 121 00:13:00,687 --> 00:13:03,679 Hold on, boys! Ain't you ever heard of negotiating? 122 00:13:03,847 --> 00:13:06,236 Maybe we can talk this thing out. I hate fire. 123 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,887 You lousy, low-down, yellow-bellied skunks! 124 00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:10,878 Hold on, we gotta speak with one voice here. 125 00:13:10,967 --> 00:13:12,844 Careful with that fire, boys! 126 00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:16,836 That's enough, Officer. 127 00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:19,636 I hate fire. 128 00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:23,441 Go to hell! 129 00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:28,440 Holy St. Christopher! 130 00:13:28,527 --> 00:13:31,564 Get away from that vehicle, champ. She's lickin' fire. 131 00:13:33,807 --> 00:13:37,038 Take cover, boys! That ain't popcorn! 132 00:13:46,127 --> 00:13:47,321 Scatter, boys! 133 00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:59,243 Get in, boys. I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T. 134 00:14:00,327 --> 00:14:01,521 Come on, boys! 135 00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:05,240 Come on! What are you doing here? 136 00:14:05,647 --> 00:14:07,638 You ought to be in bed. 137 00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:09,439 You ain't the boss of me. 138 00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:22,041 You candy-butted, car-thievin' so-and-sos! I curse your names! 139 00:14:22,647 --> 00:14:24,638 Go back home and mind your pa. 140 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,605 What's the damn problem? 141 00:14:32,807 --> 00:14:37,039 I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks. Here's your pomade. 142 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,236 Two weeks? 143 00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:41,524 That isn't any good. - Nearest Ford auto man is in Bristol. 144 00:14:42,327 --> 00:14:45,763 Hold on now, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan. 145 00:14:45,847 --> 00:14:48,407 I don't carry Dapper Dan. I carry Fop. 146 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,997 Well, I don't want Fop. Goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man. 147 00:14:52,087 --> 00:14:54,885 Watch your language, young man, this is a public market. 148 00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:59,165 Now, if you want Dapper Dan, I'll order it. You'll have it in a couple of weeks. 149 00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:02,962 Ain't this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere. 150 00:15:03,047 --> 00:15:04,321 Forget it. 151 00:15:05,207 --> 00:15:06,879 Just the dozen hairnets. 152 00:15:09,527 --> 00:15:12,280 Well, it didn't look like a one-horse town... 153 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,278 ...but try finding a decent hair jelly. 154 00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:17,962 Gopher, Everett? - And no transmission belt for two weeks. 155 00:15:18,687 --> 00:15:22,646 They dam that river on the 21st. Today's the 17th. 156 00:15:22,727 --> 00:15:23,762 Don't I know it? 157 00:15:23,847 --> 00:15:29,080 We got four days to get to that treasure. After that it'll be at the bottom of a lake. 158 00:15:29,807 --> 00:15:32,401 We ain't gonna make it walkin'. - That's right. 159 00:15:32,487 --> 00:15:35,877 Gopher, Everett? - But the old tactician's got a plan. 160 00:15:36,607 --> 00:15:40,520 For the transportation, that is. Don't know how I'll keep my coiffure in order. 161 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,041 How is this a plan? How we gonna get a car? 162 00:15:43,807 --> 00:15:44,796 Sell that. 163 00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:47,685 I figure it could only have painful association for Wash. 164 00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:52,238 "To Washington Bartholomew Hogwallop." 165 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,159 "From his loving Cora. 166 00:15:54,647 --> 00:15:57,764 "Amor fidelis." 167 00:15:58,647 --> 00:15:59,966 It was in his bureau. 168 00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:04,802 I reckon it will fetch us enough cash for a good, used voiture, and a little left over. 169 00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:07,276 You got some light fingers there, Everett. 170 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,277 Gopher? 171 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,597 You miserable little sneak. 172 00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:13,316 You stole from my kin. 173 00:16:14,127 --> 00:16:17,597 Who was fixing to betray us. - You didn't know that at the time. 174 00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:19,883 So I borrowed it till I did know. 175 00:16:20,007 --> 00:16:21,804 That don't make no sense. 176 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:25,564 It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. 177 00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:27,956 Now.... What the hell is that singing? 178 00:16:31,047 --> 00:16:33,277 It appears to be some kind of a... 179 00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:35,726 ...congregation. 180 00:16:36,487 --> 00:16:38,125 Care for some gopher? 181 00:16:41,687 --> 00:16:43,200 No, thank you, Delmar. 182 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:48,126 A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding her back down. 183 00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:50,884 You can have the whole thing. 184 00:16:51,607 --> 00:16:53,438 Me and Pete already had one. 185 00:16:54,607 --> 00:16:56,484 We ran across... 186 00:16:56,847 --> 00:16:59,077 ...a whole gopher... 187 00:17:00,327 --> 00:17:01,442 ...village. 188 00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:19,435 Well, I guess hard times flush the chump. 189 00:18:19,927 --> 00:18:22,441 Everybody's looking for answers. 190 00:18:26,007 --> 00:18:27,759 Where the hell is he going? 191 00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:41,843 Well, I'll be a son of a bitch. 192 00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:44,398 Delmar's been saved. 193 00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:47,240 Well, that's it, boys, I've been redeemed. 194 00:18:47,807 --> 00:18:51,561 The preacher has washed away all my sins and transgressions. 195 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,601 It's the straight and narrow from here on out. 196 00:18:54,687 --> 00:18:57,326 And heaven everlasting is my reward. 197 00:18:57,407 --> 00:19:00,365 What are you talking about? We got bigger fish to fry. 198 00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:03,559 The preacher said all my sins are washed away. 199 00:19:03,927 --> 00:19:06,885 Including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo. 200 00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:10,039 I thought you said you were innocent of those charges? 201 00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:11,800 Well, I was lying. 202 00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:15,125 And the preacher said that sin's been washed away, too. 203 00:19:15,247 --> 00:19:18,398 Neither God nor man has got nothing on me, now. 204 00:19:18,687 --> 00:19:22,077 Come on in, boys, the water is fine. 205 00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:44,126 The preacher said it absolved us. - For him, not for the law. 206 00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:47,205 I'm surprised. I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar. 207 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,676 But there were witnesses seen us redeemed. 208 00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,405 That's not the issue, Delmar. 209 00:19:51,487 --> 00:19:54,763 Even if it squares you with the Lord Mississippi is more hard-nosed. 210 00:19:54,847 --> 00:19:57,919 You should have joined us, Everett. It couldn't have hurt none. 211 00:19:58,007 --> 00:20:01,477 Hell, at least it would've washed away the stink of that pomade. 212 00:20:02,207 --> 00:20:05,438 Join you two fools in a silly superstition? Thank you, anyway. 213 00:20:05,527 --> 00:20:09,759 And I like the smell of my hair treatment. The pleasing odor is half the point. 214 00:20:11,247 --> 00:20:12,362 Baptism. 215 00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:15,197 You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers. 216 00:20:15,287 --> 00:20:18,404 I guess you're just my cross to bear-- - Pull over, Everett. 217 00:20:18,487 --> 00:20:20,603 Let's give that colored boy a lift. 218 00:20:28,007 --> 00:20:30,282 You folks going past Tishomingo? 219 00:20:30,527 --> 00:20:31,846 Sure, hop in. 220 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:42,517 How you doing, son? Name's Everett. 221 00:20:42,607 --> 00:20:45,917 These two soggy sons of bitches are Pete and Delmar. 222 00:20:46,127 --> 00:20:49,358 Keep your fingers from Pete's mouth, he ain't eaten for 13 years... 223 00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:52,359 ...except for prison food, gopher, and a little greasy horse. 224 00:20:52,447 --> 00:20:56,076 Thanks for the lift, sir. My name's Tommy. Tommy Johnson. 225 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,805 How you doing, Tommy? 226 00:20:58,487 --> 00:21:01,001 I haven't seen a house out here for miles. 227 00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:03,756 What are you doing out in the middle of nowhere? 228 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:06,520 I had to be at that there crossroads last midnight... 229 00:21:06,607 --> 00:21:08,165 ...to sell my soul to the Devil. 230 00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:11,205 Ain't it a small world, spiritually speakin'? 231 00:21:11,287 --> 00:21:13,676 Pete and Delmar have just been baptized and saved. 232 00:21:13,767 --> 00:21:15,997 I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated. 233 00:21:16,087 --> 00:21:19,921 This ain't no laughing matter, Everett. - What'd the Devil give you for your soul? 234 00:21:20,007 --> 00:21:22,840 He taught me to play this here guitar real good. 235 00:21:24,447 --> 00:21:27,598 For that you traded your everlasting soul? 236 00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:29,479 Well, I wasn't using it. 237 00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:32,877 I've always wondered: What does the Devil look like? 238 00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:37,116 Of course, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete... 239 00:21:37,207 --> 00:21:41,758 ...but great Satan himself is red and scaly, with a bifurcated tail and carries a hayfork. 240 00:21:41,847 --> 00:21:44,281 No, sir. 241 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,996 He's white. As white as you folks. 242 00:21:47,967 --> 00:21:50,879 With empty eyes, and a big hollow voice. 243 00:21:51,007 --> 00:21:53,885 He loves to travel around with a mean old hound. 244 00:21:54,807 --> 00:21:56,843 And he told you to go to Tishomingo? 245 00:21:56,927 --> 00:21:59,725 No, sir, that was my idea. 246 00:21:59,967 --> 00:22:04,199 I heard there's a man down there, he pays folks money to sing into his can. 247 00:22:04,607 --> 00:22:07,679 They say he pays extra if you play real good. 248 00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:11,279 Tishomingo? How much he pay? 249 00:22:27,567 --> 00:22:30,400 All right, boys, follow my lead. 250 00:22:36,327 --> 00:22:37,282 Hello? 251 00:22:38,647 --> 00:22:40,478 Who's the honcho around here? 252 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:43,036 I am. Who are you? 253 00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:45,676 Well, sir, I'm Jordan Rivers. 254 00:22:45,767 --> 00:22:49,362 These here are the Soggy Bottom Boys outta Cottonelia, Mississippi. 255 00:22:49,527 --> 00:22:52,439 Songs of salvation to salve the soul. 256 00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:55,765 We hear that you pay good money to sing into a can. 257 00:22:55,847 --> 00:22:59,157 Well, that all depends. You boys do Negro songs? 258 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,365 Sir, we are Negroes. 259 00:23:04,527 --> 00:23:08,202 All except our accompaniment. The fella that plays the guitar. 260 00:23:08,527 --> 00:23:10,757 Yeah, well, I don't record Negro songs. 261 00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:16,202 I'm looking for some old-timey material. People can't seem to get enough of it... 262 00:23:16,527 --> 00:23:20,156 ...since we started broadcasting it on the Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour. 263 00:23:20,247 --> 00:23:22,715 So thank you for stopping by. 264 00:23:23,327 --> 00:23:27,081 The Soggy Bottom Boys have been steeped in old-timey material. 265 00:23:27,287 --> 00:23:30,006 Heck, we're silly with it, ain't we, boys? - That's right! 266 00:23:30,087 --> 00:23:31,998 That's right. We ain't really Negroes. 267 00:23:32,087 --> 00:23:34,157 Except for our accompanist. 268 00:23:37,127 --> 00:23:43,157 "I'm a man of constant sorrow" 269 00:23:44,247 --> 00:23:48,763 "I've seen trouble all my days" 270 00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:57,000 "I bid farewell to old Kentucky" 271 00:23:57,367 --> 00:24:02,157 "The place where I was born and raised" 272 00:24:02,687 --> 00:24:07,203 "The place where he was born and raised" 273 00:24:08,927 --> 00:24:12,602 "For six long years" 274 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:15,403 "I've been in trouble" 275 00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:20,005 "No pleasure here on Earth, I've found" 276 00:24:22,447 --> 00:24:26,201 "For in this world" 277 00:24:26,647 --> 00:24:28,877 "I'm bound to ramble" 278 00:24:29,447 --> 00:24:33,281 "I have no friends to help me now" 279 00:24:34,847 --> 00:24:38,920 "He has no friends to help him now" 280 00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:44,995 "Maybe your friends think" 281 00:24:45,407 --> 00:24:47,841 "I'm just a stranger" 282 00:24:48,247 --> 00:24:52,206 "My face you'll never see no more" 283 00:24:54,567 --> 00:25:01,200 "But there is one promise that is given" 284 00:25:01,687 --> 00:25:06,124 "I'll meet you on God's golden shore" 285 00:25:07,127 --> 00:25:11,598 "He'll meet you on God's golden shore" 286 00:25:17,087 --> 00:25:20,523 Hot damn, son, I do believe you did sell your soul to the Devil. 287 00:25:20,927 --> 00:25:24,840 Boys, that was some mighty fine pickin' and singin'! 288 00:25:25,007 --> 00:25:27,965 I'll tell you what. You come on in here... 289 00:25:28,887 --> 00:25:32,960 ...you sign these papers here. I'm gonna give you $10 a piece. 290 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:41,406 Okay, but Mert and Aloysius'll have to sign X's, only four of us can write. 291 00:25:41,927 --> 00:25:42,962 That'll be fine. 292 00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:49,557 Mister, I don't mean to be telling tales out of school... 293 00:25:49,727 --> 00:25:53,766 ...but there's a fella in there who'll pay you $10 if you sing into his can. 294 00:25:53,847 --> 00:25:58,557 I'm not here to make a record, dummy. They broadcast me out on the radio. 295 00:25:58,727 --> 00:26:02,242 That's Governor Menelaus, "Pass the Biscuits, Pappy O'Daniel." 296 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:06,002 And he'd appreciate it if you ate his farina and voted him a second term. 297 00:26:06,087 --> 00:26:08,647 Finest governor Mississippi ever had! -In any state. 298 00:26:08,727 --> 00:26:12,037 Lord, yes, every parish or precinct. He was making a bigger point. 299 00:26:12,127 --> 00:26:14,766 Ain't you going to press the flesh? Do some politickin'? 300 00:26:14,847 --> 00:26:17,361 I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted son of a bitch! 301 00:26:17,447 --> 00:26:21,235 Don't tell your Pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. 302 00:26:21,327 --> 00:26:22,885 We're mass communicating! 303 00:26:22,967 --> 00:26:25,606 Yes, that's a powerful new force. 304 00:26:25,887 --> 00:26:29,118 Shake a leg, Junior. Thank God your mama died givin' birth. 305 00:26:29,367 --> 00:26:33,121 If she'd seen you she'd have died of shame. Hi, there, how you doing? 306 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:35,842 We best bed down here for the night. 307 00:27:36,327 --> 00:27:38,761 Yeah, it stinks in that old barn. 308 00:27:39,847 --> 00:27:41,280 Suits me. 309 00:27:41,687 --> 00:27:46,477 Pretty soon it'll be nothin' but feather beds and silk sheets. 310 00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:51,566 $1 million. 311 00:27:51,967 --> 00:27:53,400 $1.2 million. 312 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,475 $500,000 each. 313 00:27:57,047 --> 00:27:58,560 $400,000, Delmar. 314 00:28:01,607 --> 00:28:04,519 What are you going to do with your share? 315 00:28:05,687 --> 00:28:07,405 Go out West somewhere. 316 00:28:08,167 --> 00:28:10,158 Open a fine restaurant. 317 00:28:11,847 --> 00:28:13,917 I'm going to be the maïtre d'. 318 00:28:15,247 --> 00:28:17,158 Greet all the swells... 319 00:28:18,087 --> 00:28:22,160 ...go to work everyday in a bow tie, tuxedo. 320 00:28:23,727 --> 00:28:26,082 And all the staff say, "Yes, sir... 321 00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:29,965 "...no, sir" and "in a jiffy, Pete." 322 00:28:32,247 --> 00:28:34,238 And all my meals for free. 323 00:28:39,007 --> 00:28:40,759 What about you, Delmar? 324 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:44,124 What are you going to do with your share of that dough? 325 00:28:44,487 --> 00:28:46,239 Visit them... 326 00:28:46,407 --> 00:28:50,446 ...foreclosing son of a guns down at the Indianola Savings and Loans... 327 00:28:51,927 --> 00:28:56,398 ...and slap that money on the barrelhead and buy back the family farm. 328 00:28:57,927 --> 00:29:01,078 You ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land. 329 00:29:02,767 --> 00:29:04,439 What about you, Everett? 330 00:29:04,927 --> 00:29:08,715 What'd you have in mind when you stole it in the first place? 331 00:29:12,247 --> 00:29:13,965 Didn't have no plan. 332 00:29:14,727 --> 00:29:16,797 Well, that hardly sounds like you. 333 00:29:17,807 --> 00:29:20,799 All right, boys! It's the authorities! 334 00:29:20,887 --> 00:29:23,526 Your situation is pretty hopeless. 335 00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:25,917 Damn, they found our car. 336 00:29:26,007 --> 00:29:31,843 We ain't got the time orinclination to gentle you boys any further! 337 00:29:31,927 --> 00:29:34,566 Damn, we got to skedaddle. 338 00:29:35,047 --> 00:29:38,403 I left my pomade in the car. Maybe I can creep up-- 339 00:29:38,487 --> 00:29:40,159 Don't be a fool, Everett. 340 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,642 We got to R-U-N-N-O-F-T. 341 00:29:44,007 --> 00:29:45,998 Where's Tommy? -Already let out. 342 00:29:46,167 --> 00:29:47,998 Scared out of his wits. 343 00:29:50,847 --> 00:29:51,882 Let's go. 344 00:29:54,007 --> 00:29:55,963 The hell it ain't square one. 345 00:29:56,047 --> 00:29:59,801 Ain't no one gonna pick up three filthy unshaved hitchhikers. 346 00:30:00,087 --> 00:30:03,318 And one of them a know-it-all who can't keep his trap shut. 347 00:30:04,207 --> 00:30:08,678 The personal rancor in that remark, I don't intend to dignify with comment. 348 00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:12,601 But I'd like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. 349 00:30:12,807 --> 00:30:15,446 Consider the lilies of the goddamn field. 350 00:30:15,687 --> 00:30:18,804 Or, hell, take a look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope. 351 00:30:18,887 --> 00:30:20,400 Yeah, look at me. 352 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:24,236 You may call it an unreasoning optimism, you may call it obtuse... 353 00:30:24,487 --> 00:30:27,285 ...but the plain and simple fact is that we got close... 354 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:29,562 ...to three days before they... 355 00:30:35,087 --> 00:30:36,486 ...dam that river. 356 00:31:00,447 --> 00:31:02,438 Is this the road to ltta Bena? 357 00:31:06,167 --> 00:31:07,520 Itta Bena? 358 00:31:08,727 --> 00:31:10,285 Isn't that.... 359 00:31:10,727 --> 00:31:14,640 If you stay on this here road-- - No, that ain't right. 360 00:31:14,807 --> 00:31:17,321 Take this road-- - No, that ain't right. 361 00:31:17,407 --> 00:31:22,197 Seems to me there's a road, a cow road, that used to lead all the way.... 362 00:31:25,327 --> 00:31:28,797 That ain't right either. - Hop on in while you give it a think. 363 00:31:39,007 --> 00:31:42,283 Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK? 364 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:46,519 Well, see, that's where we can't help ya. I don't believe it's in Mississippi. 365 00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:51,955 Friend, some of your folding money has come unstowed. 366 00:31:52,047 --> 00:31:54,402 Just stuff it down in that sack, will ya? 367 00:31:54,487 --> 00:31:56,603 You boys aren't bad men, I take it? 368 00:31:57,007 --> 00:32:00,920 Well, it's funny you should ask. I was bad till yesterday. 369 00:32:01,167 --> 00:32:03,317 But me and Pete here have been saved. 370 00:32:03,407 --> 00:32:05,967 I'm Delmar, and that there is Everett. 371 00:32:06,127 --> 00:32:08,595 George Nelson. It's a pleasure. 372 00:32:10,407 --> 00:32:12,477 Grab the tiller, would ya, buddy? 373 00:32:18,047 --> 00:32:19,765 Hand me that chopper. 374 00:32:20,287 --> 00:32:23,438 Say, what line of work are you in, George? 375 00:32:25,727 --> 00:32:27,206 Come and get me, coppers! 376 00:32:27,287 --> 00:32:31,326 You flatfooted, lame-brained, soft-assed, sons of bitches! 377 00:32:33,167 --> 00:32:36,125 No one can catch me. I'm George Nelson! 378 00:32:36,447 --> 00:32:39,120 I'm bigger than any John Law that ever lived. 379 00:32:41,087 --> 00:32:44,523 I'm 10-and-a-half-feet tall and ain't yet fully grown. 380 00:32:46,367 --> 00:32:50,076 Cows. I hate cows worse than coppers. 381 00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:55,367 Oh, George, not the livestock. 382 00:32:55,847 --> 00:33:00,079 Come on, you miserable sons of bitches! Come and get me! 383 00:33:16,607 --> 00:33:20,236 Come on, boys, we're going for the record. Three banks in two hours. 384 00:33:27,287 --> 00:33:30,484 Okay, folks, hold the applause and drop your drawers! 385 00:33:30,567 --> 00:33:34,446 I'm George Nelson and I'm here to sack the city of ltta Bena. 386 00:33:35,887 --> 00:33:37,605 He's a live wire, though, ain't he? 387 00:33:37,687 --> 00:33:40,918 All the money in the bag. What are you looking at, Grandpa? 388 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:44,120 Pardon me, George. You got a plan for getting out of here? 389 00:33:44,207 --> 00:33:45,356 Sure, boys... 390 00:33:46,367 --> 00:33:47,766 ...here's my plan. 391 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:51,361 They ain't never seen ordnance like this. 392 00:33:51,607 --> 00:33:52,881 Thank you, folks. 393 00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:57,563 And remember: Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws. 394 00:33:58,607 --> 00:34:00,325 Go fetch the auto voiture, Pete. 395 00:34:00,407 --> 00:34:02,443 That's Babyface Nelson. 396 00:34:03,447 --> 00:34:04,641 Who said that? 397 00:34:06,447 --> 00:34:11,726 What ignorant, low-down, slanderizing son of a bitch said that? 398 00:34:13,767 --> 00:34:17,362 My name is George Nelson, get me? 399 00:34:18,767 --> 00:34:21,042 She didn't mean nothing by it, George. 400 00:34:21,567 --> 00:34:24,923 George Nelson! Not Babyface! 401 00:34:25,767 --> 00:34:26,916 You remember. 402 00:34:27,287 --> 00:34:28,959 And you tell your friends: 403 00:34:29,447 --> 00:34:33,235 I'm George Nelson. Born to raise hell. 404 00:34:51,007 --> 00:34:53,567 That was some fun now, wasn't it, George? 405 00:34:54,327 --> 00:34:55,123 Yeah. 406 00:34:55,207 --> 00:34:57,960 Almost makes me wish I hadn't been saved. 407 00:34:58,207 --> 00:34:59,686 Jackin' up banks. 408 00:34:59,807 --> 00:35:04,119 I can see how a fella could derive a lot of pleasure and satisfaction out of it. 409 00:35:05,487 --> 00:35:06,636 It's okay. 410 00:35:15,887 --> 00:35:17,400 I'm takin' off. 411 00:35:20,607 --> 00:35:22,802 You boys might as well... 412 00:35:23,727 --> 00:35:26,639 ...keep my share of the riches. 413 00:35:29,647 --> 00:35:31,285 Where are you going, George? 414 00:35:32,487 --> 00:35:33,556 I don't know. 415 00:35:34,447 --> 00:35:35,880 Who cares? 416 00:35:39,167 --> 00:35:41,761 What do you suppose is eatin' George? 417 00:35:42,287 --> 00:35:43,800 They say that... 418 00:35:44,327 --> 00:35:47,876 ...with the thrill-seeking personality, what goes up, must come down. 419 00:35:47,967 --> 00:35:51,357 Top of the world one minute, haunted by megrims the next. 420 00:35:51,527 --> 00:35:55,406 Yes, sir, it's as if our old friend George is an alley cat. 421 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:58,445 And his own damn humors are swingin' him by the tail. 422 00:35:59,127 --> 00:36:02,119 I wouldn't worry, Delmar. He'll be back on top again. 423 00:36:02,967 --> 00:36:06,357 I don't think we've seen the last of George Nelson. 424 00:36:26,087 --> 00:36:28,078 Don't be saps for Pappy. 425 00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:30,563 Homer Stokes for governor. 426 00:36:31,087 --> 00:36:33,282 Let's sweep this state clean. 427 00:36:33,807 --> 00:36:35,479 Vote for Stokes, brothers. 428 00:36:48,927 --> 00:36:52,044 Hang on, I'm gonna slap one on here. 429 00:36:52,367 --> 00:36:58,203 Here's my cousin Ezzard's niece, Eudora, from out of Greenwood, doin' a number... 430 00:36:58,367 --> 00:37:03,282 ...with her cousin Tom-Tom, which I predict you're gonna enjoy. 431 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,566 What can I do for you, Mr. French? 432 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:14,207 How can I lay a hold of them Soggy Bottom Boys? 433 00:37:14,807 --> 00:37:18,083 Soggy Bottom? I don't precisely recollect them. 434 00:37:18,327 --> 00:37:20,522 They cut a record in here, a few days ago... 435 00:37:20,607 --> 00:37:23,599 ...with an old-timey, harmony thing with a guitar accompaniment. 436 00:37:26,447 --> 00:37:29,439 Oh, I remember them. Colored fellas, I believe. 437 00:37:29,527 --> 00:37:32,280 Yes, sir, they're a fine bunch of boys. 438 00:37:32,367 --> 00:37:35,359 They sang into yonder can and skedaddled. 439 00:37:35,447 --> 00:37:39,042 Well, that record is just going through the goddamn roof. 440 00:37:39,327 --> 00:37:41,795 They're playing it as far away as Mobile. - No? 441 00:37:41,887 --> 00:37:43,957 The whole damn state's goin' ape. 442 00:37:44,607 --> 00:37:46,882 Well, it was a powerful air. 443 00:37:47,207 --> 00:37:50,756 Hot damn, we gotta find them boys and sign them to a big fat contract. 444 00:37:50,847 --> 00:37:54,726 Hell's bells, Mr. Lunn, if we don't, the goddamn competition will. 445 00:37:55,647 --> 00:37:59,037 Mercy, we gotta beat that competition. - Yes, sir. 446 00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:38,722 Do you have the Soggy Bottom Boys performing Man of Constant Sorrow? 447 00:39:38,807 --> 00:39:43,278 No. We got a new shipment in yesterday, but we can't keep them on the shelves. 448 00:41:00,887 --> 00:41:02,161 Shut up, Delmar. 449 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:11,962 Pull over! 450 00:41:21,087 --> 00:41:23,362 I guess old Pete's got the itch. 451 00:41:43,887 --> 00:41:46,321 How do you do, ladies? Name is Pete. 452 00:41:59,607 --> 00:42:03,919 Ain't you gonna introduce us, Pete? - I don't know their names, I seen 'em first. 453 00:42:38,207 --> 00:42:41,756 Afternoon, ladies. My name is Ulysses Everett McGill. 454 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,002 Well, you three ladies are about the... 455 00:42:45,767 --> 00:42:46,995 ...prettiest... 456 00:42:54,727 --> 00:42:57,446 ...water lilies I've ever.... 457 00:42:59,607 --> 00:43:01,086 Corn liquor. 458 00:44:34,447 --> 00:44:35,562 My hair! 459 00:44:37,447 --> 00:44:39,039 Look at this. 460 00:44:54,087 --> 00:44:56,282 Where the heck are ya? 461 00:44:58,567 --> 00:45:01,081 We ain't got time for hide-and-seek. 462 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:05,317 We ain't got time for you shenanigans. 463 00:45:05,407 --> 00:45:07,318 Sweet Jesus, Everett. 464 00:45:08,727 --> 00:45:10,445 They left his heart. 465 00:45:34,847 --> 00:45:37,884 What the heck has got into you? - Can't you see it? 466 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:40,597 Them sirens did this to Pete. 467 00:45:41,407 --> 00:45:43,875 They loved him up and turned him into a... 468 00:45:44,087 --> 00:45:45,281 ...horny toad. 469 00:46:10,327 --> 00:46:12,238 It's me, Delmar. 470 00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:22,126 What are we going to do? 471 00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:36,597 I'm not sure that's Pete. - Of course it's Pete. Look at him. 472 00:46:37,647 --> 00:46:41,435 We got to find some kind of wizard to change him back. 473 00:46:45,487 --> 00:46:47,523 I'm just not sure that's Pete. 474 00:46:51,127 --> 00:46:53,880 You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this... 475 00:46:53,967 --> 00:46:57,118 ...while the good folks here go right off their feed. 476 00:46:57,687 --> 00:47:01,680 I just don't think it's right keepin' him under wraps, like we're ashamed of him. 477 00:47:01,767 --> 00:47:03,519 If it is Pete, I am ashamed of him. 478 00:47:03,607 --> 00:47:07,839 The way I see it, he got what he deserved. Fornicating with some whore of Babylon. 479 00:47:07,927 --> 00:47:11,124 These things don't happen for no reason, Delmar. It's obviously... 480 00:47:11,207 --> 00:47:15,519 ...a judgment on Pete's character. - Well, the two of us was fixing to fornicate. 481 00:47:17,287 --> 00:47:19,881 You're going to have to excuse my rusticated friend... 482 00:47:19,967 --> 00:47:23,039 ...unaccustomed as he is to city manners and all. 483 00:47:24,127 --> 00:47:28,564 We'll have ourselves a couple of steaks and some... 484 00:47:28,727 --> 00:47:32,276 ...gratinated potatoes and wash it down with your finest bubbly wine. 485 00:47:32,367 --> 00:47:36,838 I don't suppose you have any nits or grubs back in the pantry? 486 00:47:39,727 --> 00:47:42,764 No, just bring us a couple of leaves of raw cabbage. 487 00:47:42,847 --> 00:47:44,326 Yes, sir. - Thank you. 488 00:47:44,887 --> 00:47:47,481 That barnyard-- - I don't believe I've seen you before. 489 00:47:47,567 --> 00:47:50,320 Allow me to introduce myself. Name of Daniel Teague. 490 00:47:50,407 --> 00:47:52,875 Known in these precincts as Big Dan Teague. 491 00:47:52,967 --> 00:47:56,039 Or to those pressed for time, Big Dan Tout Court! 492 00:47:56,127 --> 00:47:58,846 How you doing, Big Dan? My name's Ulysses Everett McGill. 493 00:47:58,927 --> 00:48:00,883 This is my associate Delmar O'Donnell. 494 00:48:00,967 --> 00:48:03,686 I detect, like me you're endowed with the gift of the gab. 495 00:48:03,767 --> 00:48:05,723 I flatter myself that such is the case. 496 00:48:05,807 --> 00:48:09,766 In my line of work it's plumb necessary. The one thing you don't want... 497 00:48:11,727 --> 00:48:13,922 ...is air in the conversation. 498 00:48:14,007 --> 00:48:15,998 Once again, we find ourselves in agreement. 499 00:48:16,087 --> 00:48:18,806 What kind of work do you do, Big Dan? - Sales, Mr. McGill! 500 00:48:18,887 --> 00:48:22,004 And what do I sell? The truth. Every blessed word of it. 501 00:48:22,087 --> 00:48:25,796 From Genesis on down to Revelations. That's right, the word of God... 502 00:48:25,887 --> 00:48:30,802 ...which, let me say, there's good money in, during these times of woe and want. 503 00:48:30,967 --> 00:48:35,518 People are looking for answers and Big Dan sells the only book that's got 'em. 504 00:48:35,607 --> 00:48:39,202 And what do you do, you and your tongue-tied friend? 505 00:48:39,967 --> 00:48:41,002 We're.... 506 00:48:42,247 --> 00:48:43,999 We are adventurers, sir. 507 00:48:44,407 --> 00:48:47,763 Currently pursuin' an opportunity. But we're open to others as well. 508 00:48:47,847 --> 00:48:50,805 I like your style. I'm going to propose you a proposition. 509 00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:53,526 You cover my bill so I don't have to go back upstairs. 510 00:48:53,607 --> 00:48:58,442 Get your waitress to wrap your dinner and we'll retire to more private environs... 511 00:48:58,527 --> 00:49:03,282 ...where I'll tell you of the vast amounts of money to be made in the service of God. 512 00:49:03,527 --> 00:49:07,440 Why not? lf nothing else I could use some civilized conversation. 513 00:49:07,527 --> 00:49:09,404 Don't forget your shoebox, friend. 514 00:49:09,487 --> 00:49:10,397 Languishing! 515 00:49:10,487 --> 00:49:12,876 Goddamn campaign is languishing! 516 00:49:12,967 --> 00:49:16,960 We need a shot in the arm. You hear me, boys? ln the goddamn arm! 517 00:49:17,247 --> 00:49:20,603 If the election was held tomorrow, that Stokes would win it in a walk! 518 00:49:22,087 --> 00:49:24,521 He's the reform candidate, Daddy. 519 00:49:24,807 --> 00:49:25,444 Yeah? 520 00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:27,643 Well, people like that reform. 521 00:49:28,647 --> 00:49:32,799 Maybe we should get us some. - I'll reform you, you son of a bitch. 522 00:49:33,047 --> 00:49:35,641 How we gonna run reform, when we're the damn incumbent? 523 00:49:35,727 --> 00:49:39,163 Is that the best idea you boys can come up with? Reform? 524 00:49:39,367 --> 00:49:41,801 Weepin' Jesus on the cross! 525 00:49:43,007 --> 00:49:46,397 You may as well start draftin' my concession speech right now. 526 00:49:46,807 --> 00:49:47,956 Okay, Pappy. 527 00:49:48,207 --> 00:49:52,564 I'm just making a point, you idiot. Give me my hat, hurry up! 528 00:49:52,727 --> 00:49:55,002 Pappy's just making a point. - Shut up! 529 00:50:11,687 --> 00:50:14,679 Thank you for that fricassee. I'm a man with a large appetite... 530 00:50:14,767 --> 00:50:18,043 ...and even with a lunch under my belt I was feelin' a mite peckish. 531 00:50:18,127 --> 00:50:19,685 It's our pleasure, Big Dan. 532 00:50:20,087 --> 00:50:22,647 Thank you, as well, for the conversational hiatus. 533 00:50:22,727 --> 00:50:25,605 I generally refrain from speech during gustation. 534 00:50:25,687 --> 00:50:28,599 There are those who attempt both at the same time. 535 00:50:29,287 --> 00:50:31,960 I find it coarse and vulgar. Where were we? 536 00:50:32,087 --> 00:50:34,203 Makin' money in the Lord's service. 537 00:50:34,327 --> 00:50:38,240 You don't say much, but when you do it's to the point and I salute you for it. 538 00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:39,646 Bible sales. 539 00:50:39,727 --> 00:50:42,036 Now the trade is not a complicated one. 540 00:50:42,167 --> 00:50:45,716 There are but two things to learn. One: being where to find a wholesaler. 541 00:50:45,807 --> 00:50:47,559 The word of God in bulk as it were. 542 00:50:47,647 --> 00:50:50,957 Two: how to recognize your customer. Who are you dealing with? 543 00:50:51,167 --> 00:50:54,079 It's an exercise in psychology, so to speak. 544 00:50:54,647 --> 00:50:57,320 And it is that which I propose... 545 00:50:57,647 --> 00:51:00,480 ...to give you a lesson in right now. 546 00:51:02,327 --> 00:51:05,797 I like to think I'm a pretty astute observer of the human scene, too. 547 00:51:05,887 --> 00:51:09,197 No doubt, brother. I figured as much back at the restaurant. 548 00:51:09,687 --> 00:51:12,281 That's why I invited you all out here... 549 00:51:12,367 --> 00:51:15,040 ...for this advanced tutorial. 550 00:51:15,887 --> 00:51:18,640 What's going on, Big Dan? - It's all about the money, boys! 551 00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:19,842 That's the answer. 552 00:51:20,567 --> 00:51:23,764 Dough, re, mi! 553 00:51:24,967 --> 00:51:27,276 I don't get it, Big Dan. 554 00:51:29,047 --> 00:51:31,197 Now, I'll just take your show card.... 555 00:51:41,007 --> 00:51:43,157 And whatever you got in the hole. 556 00:51:47,527 --> 00:51:48,403 What? 557 00:51:49,727 --> 00:51:51,957 There ain't nothing but a damn toad. 558 00:51:52,207 --> 00:51:55,916 You don't understand, that's Pete. 559 00:52:01,847 --> 00:52:04,486 Do you know these things give you warts? 560 00:52:12,847 --> 00:52:13,996 End of lesson. 561 00:52:16,007 --> 00:52:17,406 So long, boys. 562 00:52:18,847 --> 00:52:20,678 See you in the funny paper. 563 00:52:21,007 --> 00:52:23,805 You all seen the end of Big Dan Teague. 564 00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,285 Where are they? 565 00:52:47,767 --> 00:52:51,123 Talk, you unreconstructed whelp of a whore! 566 00:52:51,607 --> 00:52:53,086 Where they headed? 567 00:52:54,167 --> 00:52:56,761 Your screams ain't gonna save your flesh. 568 00:52:57,327 --> 00:52:59,124 Only your tongue is, boy. 569 00:52:59,207 --> 00:53:01,038 Now, where are they headed? 570 00:53:13,647 --> 00:53:14,921 Lump. I.O. 571 00:53:22,527 --> 00:53:25,166 Sweet summer rain. 572 00:53:28,087 --> 00:53:29,679 Like God's own mercy. 573 00:53:31,887 --> 00:53:34,276 Your two friends have abandoned you, Pete. 574 00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:37,396 They don't seem to care about your hide. 575 00:53:42,407 --> 00:53:43,442 Okay. 576 00:53:48,927 --> 00:53:51,043 Stairway to heaven, Pete. 577 00:53:54,407 --> 00:53:56,284 We shall all meet, by and by. 578 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,364 Goddamn it! 579 00:54:00,887 --> 00:54:02,639 God forgive me! 580 00:54:16,167 --> 00:54:19,159 Believe me, Delmar, he would've wanted us to press on. 581 00:54:19,247 --> 00:54:21,283 Pete, rest his soul... 582 00:54:21,807 --> 00:54:24,275 ...was one sour-assed son of a bitch and not given... 583 00:54:24,367 --> 00:54:26,119 ...to acts of pointless sentimentality. 584 00:54:26,207 --> 00:54:29,324 It just don't seem right, diggin' up that treasure without him. 585 00:54:29,407 --> 00:54:32,046 Maybe it was for the best that he was squished. 586 00:54:33,167 --> 00:54:35,203 He was barely a sentient being. 587 00:54:36,327 --> 00:54:40,036 As soon as we get ourselves cleaned up, get a little smell'um in our hair... 588 00:54:40,127 --> 00:54:43,563 ...we're going to feel 100 percent better about ourselves and... 589 00:54:44,247 --> 00:54:45,680 ...about life in general. 590 00:54:47,207 --> 00:54:49,437 We must be near Parchman Farm. 591 00:54:50,967 --> 00:54:53,276 Sorry sons of bitches. 592 00:54:53,567 --> 00:54:56,206 Seems like a year ago we bust off the farm. 593 00:55:05,487 --> 00:55:07,045 Pete got a brother? 594 00:55:07,687 --> 00:55:09,120 Not that I'm aware of. 595 00:55:12,967 --> 00:55:14,685 Heat must be gettin' to me. 596 00:55:21,847 --> 00:55:25,044 "Though the storm and its furies rage today" 597 00:55:26,727 --> 00:55:30,356 "Crushing hope that we cherish so dear" 598 00:55:31,247 --> 00:55:34,842 "The cloud and storm will in time pass away" 599 00:55:36,447 --> 00:55:39,917 "And the sun again will shine bright and clear" 600 00:55:42,007 --> 00:55:46,603 "Keep on the sunny side always on the sunny side" 601 00:55:46,687 --> 00:55:49,565 "Keep on the sunny side of life" 602 00:55:50,927 --> 00:55:53,043 "It will help us every day" 603 00:55:53,207 --> 00:55:55,516 "It will brighten all the way" 604 00:55:55,607 --> 00:55:59,122 "If you keep on the sunny side of life" 605 00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:04,162 "If you keep on the sunny side of life" 606 00:56:07,047 --> 00:56:08,639 That was wonderful. 607 00:56:11,007 --> 00:56:13,805 Now, I know, the Sunny Siders would agree with me... 608 00:56:13,887 --> 00:56:16,481 ...when I say that the greatstate of Mississippi... 609 00:56:16,567 --> 00:56:19,877 ...can not afford four more years of Pappy O' Daniel. 610 00:56:20,567 --> 00:56:23,035 Four more years of cronyism! 611 00:56:23,327 --> 00:56:27,843 Nepotism! Rascalism! And service to the interests. 612 00:56:30,727 --> 00:56:33,161 Now, the choice, she is clear. 613 00:56:33,527 --> 00:56:36,678 Pappy O'Daniel, slave of the interests. 614 00:56:37,487 --> 00:56:40,445 Homer Stokes, servant of the little man. 615 00:56:40,687 --> 00:56:43,201 Ain't that right, little fella? - He ain't lyin'. 616 00:56:43,287 --> 00:56:44,800 And ladies and gentlemen... 617 00:56:44,887 --> 00:56:46,843 ...the little man has admonished me... 618 00:56:46,927 --> 00:56:51,637 ...to grasp the broom of reform and sweep this state clean. 619 00:56:52,407 --> 00:56:55,683 It's gonna be: "Back to the flour mill, Pappy." 620 00:56:55,767 --> 00:56:57,997 The interests can take care of themselves. 621 00:56:58,087 --> 00:57:01,477 Come Tuesday, we're gonna sweep the rascals out. 622 00:57:03,607 --> 00:57:06,838 Clean government, yours for the asking. 623 00:57:09,847 --> 00:57:12,407 Now, the Little Wharvey Gals. 624 00:57:13,727 --> 00:57:17,720 "Wharvey Gals"? Did he just say "Little Wharvey Gals"? 625 00:57:19,087 --> 00:57:21,806 Come here, girls, what are you gonna sing for us? 626 00:57:22,127 --> 00:57:23,242 In the Highways. 627 00:57:23,327 --> 00:57:24,521 In the Highways. 628 00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:26,006 Goddamn it all. 629 00:57:26,087 --> 00:57:27,406 You know them gals? 630 00:57:27,487 --> 00:57:31,958 "In the highways, in the hedges" 631 00:57:35,127 --> 00:57:39,040 "In the highways, in the hedges" 632 00:57:39,247 --> 00:57:42,159 "I'll be somewhere workin' for my Lord" 633 00:57:43,287 --> 00:57:47,405 "I'll be somewhere workin'" 634 00:57:47,487 --> 00:57:50,524 "I'll be somewhere workin' for my Lord" 635 00:57:51,607 --> 00:57:55,600 "I'll be somewhere workin'" 636 00:57:55,687 --> 00:57:58,645 "I'll be somewhere workin' for my Lord" 637 00:58:02,407 --> 00:58:04,159 Girls. - Daddy! 638 00:58:07,767 --> 00:58:08,643 Daddy? 639 00:58:08,727 --> 00:58:09,876 He ain't our daddy. 640 00:58:09,967 --> 00:58:12,845 Hell, I ain't! What's this Wharvey Gals? Your name's McGill. 641 00:58:12,927 --> 00:58:15,157 No, sir, not since you got hit by that train. 642 00:58:15,247 --> 00:58:17,317 What are you sayin'? I wasn't hit by a train. 643 00:58:17,407 --> 00:58:19,125 Mama says you was hit by a train. 644 00:58:19,207 --> 00:58:20,765 Blooey. - Nothin' left. 645 00:58:20,847 --> 00:58:22,838 Just a grease spot on the L&N. 646 00:58:22,927 --> 00:58:24,997 Damn it, I wasn't hit by any train. 647 00:58:25,087 --> 00:58:27,521 That's right, now Mama's got us back to Wharvey. 648 00:58:27,607 --> 00:58:28,926 That's her maiden name. 649 00:58:29,007 --> 00:58:30,645 You got a maiden name, Daddy? 650 00:58:30,727 --> 00:58:32,445 No, Daddy don't have a maiden name-- 651 00:58:32,527 --> 00:58:33,880 That's your misfortune. 652 00:58:33,967 --> 00:58:36,401 That's right, and now Mama's got a new beau. 653 00:58:36,487 --> 00:58:37,966 He's a suitor. 654 00:58:38,087 --> 00:58:39,805 Yeah, I heard about that. 655 00:58:39,887 --> 00:58:42,037 Mama says he's bona fide. 656 00:58:44,447 --> 00:58:45,641 He give her a ring? 657 00:58:45,727 --> 00:58:47,206 Yes, sir, a big one. 658 00:58:47,287 --> 00:58:49,403 Gotta gem. - Mama checked it. 659 00:58:49,487 --> 00:58:50,681 It's bona fide. 660 00:58:50,767 --> 00:58:52,564 He's a suitor. - What's his name? 661 00:58:52,647 --> 00:58:54,399 Vernon T. Waldrip. 662 00:58:54,487 --> 00:58:56,239 Uncle Vernon. - Until tomorrow. 663 00:58:56,327 --> 00:58:58,079 Then he's gonna be Daddy. 664 00:58:58,487 --> 00:59:01,763 I am the only daddy you got! I'm the damn paterfamilias. 665 00:59:01,847 --> 00:59:03,997 But you ain't bona fide. 666 00:59:07,247 --> 00:59:08,475 Where's your mama? 667 00:59:08,567 --> 00:59:10,000 She's at the Five 'n' Dime. 668 00:59:10,087 --> 00:59:11,520 Buyin' nipples. 669 00:59:27,487 --> 00:59:29,762 Daddy! - Hello, sugar. 670 00:59:31,607 --> 00:59:33,438 How's my little girl? 671 00:59:35,327 --> 00:59:37,557 Who the hell is that? - Starla Wharvey. 672 00:59:37,767 --> 00:59:40,804 Starla McGill, you mean. How come you never told me about her? 673 00:59:40,887 --> 00:59:42,525 Because you was hit by a train. 674 00:59:42,607 --> 00:59:45,121 Why are you tellin' our gals I was hit by a train? 675 00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:47,402 Many respectable people have been hit by trains. 676 00:59:47,487 --> 00:59:49,955 Judge Hobby, over in Cookeville, was hit by a train. 677 00:59:50,047 --> 00:59:51,526 What was I to tell them? 678 00:59:51,607 --> 00:59:54,917 That you were sent to the penal farm and I divorced you from shame? 679 00:59:55,007 --> 00:59:59,285 I take your point. But it leaves me in a awkward position vis-à-vis my progeny. 680 00:59:59,367 --> 01:00:03,838 Hello, Penny. This gentleman bothering you? 681 01:00:06,527 --> 01:00:07,676 You Waldrip? 682 01:00:08,727 --> 01:00:10,319 That's right. 683 01:00:23,367 --> 01:00:25,437 You been using my hair treatment? 684 01:00:26,247 --> 01:00:27,600 Your hair treatment? 685 01:00:27,687 --> 01:00:28,881 Excuse me. 686 01:00:32,367 --> 01:00:36,280 I got news for you, in case you hadn't noticed. I wasn't hit by a train. 687 01:00:36,527 --> 01:00:39,405 And I have traveled many a weary mile... 688 01:00:39,647 --> 01:00:43,322 ...to be back with my wife and my six daughters. 689 01:00:43,767 --> 01:00:45,439 Seven, Daddy. 690 01:00:45,527 --> 01:00:48,519 That ain't your daddy. Your daddy was hit by a train. 691 01:00:48,607 --> 01:00:50,723 Penny, you stop that. - No, you stop it. 692 01:00:50,807 --> 01:00:55,164 Vernon, here, has got a job, prospects. He's bona fide. What are you? 693 01:00:55,247 --> 01:00:58,762 I'll tell you what I am, I'm the paterfamilias. 694 01:00:58,847 --> 01:01:01,884 And you can't marry him. - I can, I am, and I will. 695 01:01:02,087 --> 01:01:04,840 Tomorrow. I got to think about the Wharvey gals. 696 01:01:04,927 --> 01:01:06,440 They look to me for answers. 697 01:01:06,527 --> 01:01:09,485 Vernon can support them and buy them lessons on the clarinet. 698 01:01:09,567 --> 01:01:12,684 Only good thing you ever did for them was get hit by that train. 699 01:01:13,367 --> 01:01:17,645 Why, you lyin' unconstant, succubus. 700 01:01:19,367 --> 01:01:22,359 You can't swear at my fiancée. - Yeah? 701 01:01:23,047 --> 01:01:25,880 Well, you can't marry my wife. 702 01:01:47,247 --> 01:01:48,999 Who is that man? 703 01:01:50,167 --> 01:01:52,237 He's not my husband. 704 01:01:52,807 --> 01:01:57,039 Just a drifter, I guess. Just some no-account drifter. 705 01:02:00,847 --> 01:02:02,838 And stay out of the Woolworths. 706 01:02:08,607 --> 01:02:10,837 Say, I'll bet she does imitations, too. 707 01:02:10,967 --> 01:02:14,277 Deceitful, two-faced, she-woman. 708 01:02:15,327 --> 01:02:16,999 Never trust a female, Delmar. 709 01:02:17,087 --> 01:02:18,566 Remember that one precept... 710 01:02:18,647 --> 01:02:21,207 ...and your time with me will not have been ill-spent. 711 01:02:21,287 --> 01:02:22,322 Okay, Everett. 712 01:02:22,527 --> 01:02:26,281 "Hit by a train." Truth means nothin' to a woman, Delmar. 713 01:02:26,807 --> 01:02:29,765 Triumph of the subjective. You ever been with a woman? 714 01:02:30,647 --> 01:02:32,365 Well.... 715 01:02:32,927 --> 01:02:36,920 I gotta get the family farm back before I can start thinkin' about that. 716 01:02:37,007 --> 01:02:40,079 That's right, if then. Believe me, Delmar. 717 01:02:40,167 --> 01:02:42,283 Woman is the most fiendish instrument... 718 01:02:42,367 --> 01:02:45,086 ...of torture ever devised to be devil the days of man. 719 01:02:46,647 --> 01:02:49,400 Everett, I never figured you for a paterfamilias. 720 01:02:50,247 --> 01:02:52,681 Yes. I've spread my seed. 721 01:02:53,887 --> 01:02:55,320 Look what it's.... 722 01:02:58,847 --> 01:03:00,519 What the hell is going on? 723 01:03:57,687 --> 01:04:00,599 Okay, boys. Enjoy your picture show. 724 01:04:12,287 --> 01:04:16,439 Do not seek the treasure. 725 01:04:19,807 --> 01:04:24,278 Do not seek the treasure. 726 01:04:25,927 --> 01:04:27,838 It's a bushwhack. 727 01:04:28,247 --> 01:04:30,442 They're fixin' an ambush. 728 01:04:31,007 --> 01:04:34,204 Do not seek the treasure. 729 01:04:40,327 --> 01:04:45,003 We thought you was a toad. 730 01:04:49,487 --> 01:04:56,086 We thought you was a toad. 731 01:04:58,527 --> 01:05:02,361 Do not seek the treasure. 732 01:05:02,887 --> 01:05:05,037 Quiet there! Watch the picture! 733 01:05:11,127 --> 01:05:14,881 I signed that bill. I signed a dozen of those agriculture bills. 734 01:05:15,447 --> 01:05:17,915 Everyone knows I'm a friend of the farmer. 735 01:05:18,287 --> 01:05:20,926 What have I got to do, start diddlin' the livestock? 736 01:05:21,087 --> 01:05:24,443 We can't do that, Daddy. We might offend our constituency. 737 01:05:24,567 --> 01:05:28,082 We ain't got a constituency. Stokes has got a constituency! 738 01:05:29,967 --> 01:05:34,324 Well, it's a well-run campaign. Midget and broom and whatnot. 739 01:05:34,407 --> 01:05:36,875 Devil his due. - Hell of an organization. 740 01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:39,562 Say, I got an idea. 741 01:05:39,647 --> 01:05:40,841 What's that, Junior? 742 01:05:40,927 --> 01:05:44,203 We could hire us a little fella even smaller than Stokes's. 743 01:05:44,367 --> 01:05:46,756 You slope-shouldered sack of nuts! 744 01:05:46,967 --> 01:05:49,606 We'd look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies. 745 01:05:49,687 --> 01:05:51,439 Braggin' on our own midget. 746 01:05:51,527 --> 01:05:53,165 Don't matter how stumpy. 747 01:05:53,247 --> 01:05:55,158 That's the goddamn problem, right there. 748 01:05:55,247 --> 01:05:58,045 People think this Stokes has got fresh ideas. 749 01:05:58,127 --> 01:06:00,118 He's au courant and we're the past. 750 01:06:00,287 --> 01:06:03,563 It's a problem of.... - Perception. 751 01:06:03,647 --> 01:06:05,365 The reason he's pullin' our pants down. 752 01:06:05,447 --> 01:06:07,881 Gonna paddle a little behind. - Ain't gonna paddle. 753 01:06:07,967 --> 01:06:09,116 Gonna kick it, real hard. 754 01:06:09,207 --> 01:06:10,925 No, I believe he's gonna paddle it. 755 01:06:11,007 --> 01:06:12,998 That's not a proper description. 756 01:06:13,087 --> 01:06:15,317 Well, that's how I'd characterize it. 757 01:06:15,527 --> 01:06:17,995 I believe it's more of a kickin' situation. 758 01:06:36,447 --> 01:06:37,960 God forgive me... 759 01:06:38,047 --> 01:06:42,199 ...l could not gaze upon that far shore. 760 01:06:43,407 --> 01:06:44,726 Pete. 761 01:06:45,807 --> 01:06:47,126 Hold still. 762 01:06:47,207 --> 01:06:50,040 Can't stand much longer. 763 01:06:51,767 --> 01:06:53,678 It was a moment of weakness. 764 01:06:53,767 --> 01:06:55,758 Quit babblin'. We got to skedaddle. 765 01:06:55,847 --> 01:06:57,599 That's all I got. 766 01:06:58,247 --> 01:07:01,239 They lured me out for a bathe, then they dunked me... 767 01:07:01,487 --> 01:07:04,877 ...and trussed me up like a hog. And turned me in for the bounty. 768 01:07:04,967 --> 01:07:07,720 Should have guessed it, typical womanly behavior. 769 01:07:07,807 --> 01:07:10,162 Just lucky we left before they came back for us. 770 01:07:10,247 --> 01:07:13,876 We didn't abandon you, Pete. We just thought you was a toad. 771 01:07:14,327 --> 01:07:16,841 No, they never did turn me into a toad. 772 01:07:16,927 --> 01:07:18,838 Well, that was our mistake, then. 773 01:07:19,287 --> 01:07:22,085 And we was beat up by a Bible salesman... 774 01:07:22,167 --> 01:07:24,237 ...and banished from Woolworths. 775 01:07:24,807 --> 01:07:27,958 I don't know, Everett, was it the one branch or all of them? 776 01:07:28,047 --> 01:07:31,323 Well, I ain't had it easy either, boys. 777 01:07:31,807 --> 01:07:34,002 Frankly, well, I... 778 01:07:36,247 --> 01:07:38,556 ...spilled my guts about the treasure. 779 01:07:42,047 --> 01:07:44,925 I'm awful sorry I betrayed you fellas. 780 01:07:45,927 --> 01:07:48,395 Must be my Hogwallop blood. 781 01:07:50,447 --> 01:07:52,244 That's all right, Pete. 782 01:07:52,407 --> 01:07:55,160 Awful white of you to take it like that, Everett. 783 01:07:55,967 --> 01:08:00,995 I feel wretched, spoilin' your play for $1.2 million. 784 01:08:02,207 --> 01:08:04,038 It's been eatin' at my guts. 785 01:08:05,687 --> 01:08:07,166 That's all right. 786 01:08:09,047 --> 01:08:11,880 You boys are true friends. 787 01:08:13,607 --> 01:08:15,837 You my boon companions. 788 01:08:17,247 --> 01:08:20,444 Pete, I don't want you to beat yourself up about this. 789 01:08:20,647 --> 01:08:23,036 I can't help it, but that's... 790 01:08:23,527 --> 01:08:25,961 ...a wonderful thing to say. 791 01:08:35,767 --> 01:08:37,405 Fact of the matter is... 792 01:08:40,527 --> 01:08:44,042 ...damn it, there ain't no treasure. 793 01:08:47,527 --> 01:08:49,677 Fact of the matter is there never was. 794 01:08:51,567 --> 01:08:55,640 So where's all the money from the armored-car job? 795 01:08:57,127 --> 01:08:59,277 I never knocked over no armored car. 796 01:09:00,647 --> 01:09:03,525 I was sent up for practicing law without a license. 797 01:09:03,847 --> 01:09:06,236 But.... - Damn it, I had to bust out. 798 01:09:06,327 --> 01:09:09,637 My wife wrote me she was gettin' married. I gotta stop it. 799 01:09:10,767 --> 01:09:13,361 I had two weeks left of my sentence. 800 01:09:13,447 --> 01:09:16,245 I couldn't wait two weeks, she's getting married tomorrow. 801 01:09:16,327 --> 01:09:18,841 With my added time for the escape... 802 01:09:19,447 --> 01:09:23,884 ...I don't get out now until 1987. 803 01:09:24,367 --> 01:09:26,039 Now, I am sorry about that. 804 01:09:26,407 --> 01:09:30,195 I'll be 84 years old. 805 01:09:31,767 --> 01:09:35,077 I guess they'll tack on 50 years for me, too. 806 01:09:35,327 --> 01:09:38,239 Boys, we was chained together. 807 01:09:38,327 --> 01:09:41,842 I had to tell you something. Bustin' out alone was not an option. 808 01:09:42,927 --> 01:09:43,916 Sorry. 809 01:09:45,047 --> 01:09:46,958 84 years old. 810 01:09:48,647 --> 01:09:51,161 Well, I'll only be 82. 811 01:09:51,847 --> 01:09:54,919 You ruined my life. 812 01:09:55,007 --> 01:09:57,680 You ruined my life. 813 01:09:57,767 --> 01:09:59,678 I do apologize about that, Pete. 814 01:09:59,767 --> 01:10:04,363 84 years old. I'll be gummin' pabulum. 815 01:10:09,887 --> 01:10:11,957 Now, boys. Boys. 816 01:11:45,567 --> 01:11:47,398 It's Tommy. They got Tommy. 817 01:11:47,727 --> 01:11:49,206 Oh, my God. 818 01:11:51,327 --> 01:11:52,760 The noose. 819 01:11:55,687 --> 01:11:57,882 Sweet Jesus, we got to save him. 820 01:12:13,167 --> 01:12:14,316 A color guard. 821 01:12:39,927 --> 01:12:41,042 Brothers! 822 01:12:43,167 --> 01:12:47,524 Brothers! We are forgathered here... 823 01:12:48,367 --> 01:12:52,201 ...to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage... 824 01:12:52,967 --> 01:12:54,480 ...from intrusion... 825 01:12:55,047 --> 01:12:58,357 ...inclusion and dilution... 826 01:12:58,807 --> 01:13:01,162 ...of color, of creed... 827 01:13:01,727 --> 01:13:04,002 ...and of our old-time religion. 828 01:13:04,327 --> 01:13:07,797 We aim to pull evil up by the root... 829 01:13:08,567 --> 01:13:11,400 ...before it chokes out the flower... 830 01:13:11,687 --> 01:13:13,643 ...of our culture and heritage. 831 01:13:14,567 --> 01:13:15,602 And our women. 832 01:13:15,687 --> 01:13:18,247 Let's not forget those ladies, y'all. 833 01:13:18,447 --> 01:13:20,722 Looking to us for protection... 834 01:13:21,127 --> 01:13:25,245 ...from Darkies, from Jews, from Papists... 835 01:13:26,087 --> 01:13:30,797 ...and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys. 836 01:13:32,087 --> 01:13:34,396 That's not my culture and heritage. 837 01:13:35,087 --> 01:13:37,885 Is that your culture and heritage? - No. 838 01:13:39,927 --> 01:13:43,761 So, we gonna hang us a Negra. 839 01:13:57,207 --> 01:14:00,085 I ain't never harmed you. Neither of you gentlemen. 840 01:14:22,927 --> 01:14:24,758 I never harmed nobody. 841 01:14:30,807 --> 01:14:33,116 We've come to rescue you. 842 01:14:33,807 --> 01:14:37,925 That's mighty kind of you, but I don't think nothing is gonna save me now. 843 01:14:38,687 --> 01:14:40,803 The Devil's come to collect his due. 844 01:14:42,327 --> 01:14:45,717 Don't be crazy, Tommy, you don't wanna get hanged. 845 01:14:46,567 --> 01:14:48,637 No, I don't reckon I do... 846 01:14:49,327 --> 01:14:51,921 ...but that's the way it seems to be workin' out. 847 01:14:53,527 --> 01:14:55,518 Listen, Tommy, I got a plan. 848 01:15:05,447 --> 01:15:07,244 That color guard is colored. 849 01:15:08,727 --> 01:15:10,638 Who made them the color guard? 850 01:15:13,567 --> 01:15:14,795 Run, boys! 851 01:15:21,847 --> 01:15:23,280 No, son. 852 01:15:25,727 --> 01:15:27,957 Can't let that flag touch the ground. 853 01:15:53,687 --> 01:15:55,837 Get your hand off me, I can do this myself. 854 01:15:55,927 --> 01:15:58,361 Get away. I didn't tell you to sit over here. 855 01:15:58,447 --> 01:16:01,439 I'm saying we should hire this man away. - That's a good idea. 856 01:16:01,527 --> 01:16:03,324 Great idea. - Can't beat 'em, join 'em. 857 01:16:03,407 --> 01:16:06,319 Have him join us, run our campaign, instead of that egghead's. 858 01:16:06,407 --> 01:16:08,238 Enticements of power, wealth, et cetera. 859 01:16:08,367 --> 01:16:10,483 No one says no to Pappy O'Daniel. 860 01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:12,797 Oh, gracious, no, not with his blandishments. 861 01:16:12,887 --> 01:16:15,481 Powers of persuasion. - What's his name again? 862 01:16:15,647 --> 01:16:17,285 Campaign manager? - Yes. 863 01:16:17,367 --> 01:16:19,164 Waldrip. - Vernon Waldrip. 864 01:16:19,247 --> 01:16:20,646 Vernon T. Waldrip. 865 01:16:28,527 --> 01:16:30,165 It's an invitation-only affair. 866 01:16:30,247 --> 01:16:32,442 We'll have to sneak in at the service entrance. 867 01:16:32,527 --> 01:16:34,404 Hold on. Wait a minute. 868 01:16:34,687 --> 01:16:37,076 Who elected you leader of this outfit? 869 01:16:37,207 --> 01:16:39,118 Since we've been following your lead... 870 01:16:39,207 --> 01:16:40,925 ...we've got nothing but trouble. 871 01:16:41,007 --> 01:16:43,760 I got this close to being strung up... 872 01:16:43,887 --> 01:16:46,924 ...and consumed in a fire, and whipped no end... 873 01:16:47,007 --> 01:16:48,963 ...and sun-stroked, and soggied. 874 01:16:49,087 --> 01:16:52,318 And turned into a frog. - He wasn't turned into a frog. 875 01:16:53,207 --> 01:16:55,084 Almost loved up though. 876 01:16:56,527 --> 01:16:58,404 So you're against me now, too. 877 01:17:00,247 --> 01:17:01,999 Is that how it is, boys? 878 01:17:04,487 --> 01:17:08,878 The whole world, and God almighty, and now you. 879 01:17:12,967 --> 01:17:14,400 Guess I deserve it. 880 01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:20,795 Boys, I know that I made some tactical mistakes... 881 01:17:22,447 --> 01:17:24,244 ...but if you just stick with me. 882 01:17:24,327 --> 01:17:27,399 I got a plan, believe me, boys, we can fix this thing. 883 01:17:27,567 --> 01:17:30,559 And I can get my wife back and we can get out of here. 884 01:17:33,847 --> 01:17:36,680 Goddamn disgrace! 885 01:17:37,007 --> 01:17:39,237 Made a travesty of the entire evening. 886 01:17:39,727 --> 01:17:43,197 Oh, what I wouldn't give to get ahold of those agitators. 887 01:17:43,607 --> 01:17:47,122 I mean, whoever heard of such behavior? Even amongst the colored. 888 01:17:47,207 --> 01:17:50,517 Or mulattos, maybe. I suspect some miscegenation in the heritage. 889 01:17:50,607 --> 01:17:54,441 How else you gonna explain it? Using the Confederate flag as a missile. 890 01:17:55,847 --> 01:17:57,963 No one's ever gonna believe we're a real band. 891 01:17:58,047 --> 01:18:00,959 This'll work. I need to get close enough to talk to her. 892 01:18:01,047 --> 01:18:04,164 Coming with us has more future than marrying a guy named Waldrip. 893 01:18:04,247 --> 01:18:06,715 I'm goddamn bona fide. I've got the answers. 894 01:18:07,087 --> 01:18:08,884 Everett, my beard itches. 895 01:18:21,487 --> 01:18:24,923 In the Jailhouse Now, fellas. Neighborhood of B. 896 01:18:37,727 --> 01:18:39,046 It's me. 897 01:18:40,087 --> 01:18:40,724 No. 898 01:18:44,127 --> 01:18:46,925 "I had a friend named rambling Bob" 899 01:18:47,607 --> 01:18:50,121 "He use to steal, gamble and rob" 900 01:18:50,367 --> 01:18:54,121 "He thought he was the smartest guy around" 901 01:18:56,687 --> 01:18:58,006 "Well, I found out" 902 01:18:58,087 --> 01:19:02,160 We're leaving the state, pursuing opportunities in another venue. 903 01:19:02,527 --> 01:19:03,755 I've got big plans. 904 01:19:03,847 --> 01:19:07,362 Not minstrelsy. This here's just a dodge. I'm gonna be a dentist. 905 01:19:07,607 --> 01:19:10,041 I know this guy who will print me up a license. 906 01:19:11,807 --> 01:19:14,116 "He's in the jailhouse now" 907 01:19:15,527 --> 01:19:18,200 "Well, I told him once or twice" 908 01:19:18,967 --> 01:19:22,323 "Stop playing cards and shooting dice" 909 01:19:22,967 --> 01:19:25,356 "He's in the jailhouse now" 910 01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:47,802 "Bob liked to play his poker" 911 01:19:49,767 --> 01:19:51,997 Well, that is an improper suggestion. 912 01:19:52,567 --> 01:19:56,276 I can't switch sides in the middle of a campaign. 913 01:19:57,087 --> 01:20:00,762 Especially to work for a man who lacks moral fiber. 914 01:20:00,847 --> 01:20:04,123 Moral fiber! You pasty-faced son of a bitch. 915 01:20:04,207 --> 01:20:05,640 I invented moral fiber. 916 01:20:05,727 --> 01:20:09,276 Pappy O'Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness while that... 917 01:20:09,367 --> 01:20:12,165 ...egghead you work for was still messin' his drawers. 918 01:20:13,687 --> 01:20:14,802 Go away. 919 01:20:14,887 --> 01:20:17,196 I wanna be what you want me to be, honey. 920 01:20:17,287 --> 01:20:19,676 I want you and the gals to come with me. 921 01:20:21,047 --> 01:20:24,483 "Started playing cards and shooting dice" 922 01:20:25,767 --> 01:20:27,803 What you doing here, Pappy? 923 01:20:28,367 --> 01:20:30,722 I guess someone let on we was giving out liquor. 924 01:20:30,807 --> 01:20:33,560 You'll be laughing out the other side of your face come November. 925 01:20:33,647 --> 01:20:37,560 Pappy O'Daniel will be laughing then. - Not out the other side of his face, though. 926 01:20:37,647 --> 01:20:39,524 No. Just the regular side. 927 01:20:52,367 --> 01:20:54,358 They're my daughters too, Penny. 928 01:20:55,087 --> 01:20:56,315 Ain't you ever heard-- 929 01:20:56,407 --> 01:20:58,557 "In constant sorrow" 930 01:20:59,847 --> 01:21:02,042 "All through his days" 931 01:21:15,367 --> 01:21:20,646 "I'm a man of constant sorrow" 932 01:21:22,367 --> 01:21:25,723 "I've seen trouble all my days" 933 01:21:25,807 --> 01:21:28,002 It's the Soggy Bottom Boys! 934 01:21:28,127 --> 01:21:33,759 "I bid farewell to old Kentucky" 935 01:21:34,927 --> 01:21:38,806 "The place where I was born and raised" 936 01:21:39,927 --> 01:21:44,079 "The place where he was born and raised" 937 01:22:05,287 --> 01:22:07,721 Holy Moly! These boys are a hit. 938 01:22:08,007 --> 01:22:10,237 But, Pappy, they are integrated. 939 01:22:10,887 --> 01:22:12,479 Wait a minute. 940 01:22:13,167 --> 01:22:15,635 Well, I guess folks don't mind integration. 941 01:22:15,807 --> 01:22:19,163 You're miscegenated. All you boys is miscegenated. 942 01:22:19,887 --> 01:22:21,559 Give me a microphone. 943 01:22:24,007 --> 01:22:26,043 These boys is not white. 944 01:22:26,407 --> 01:22:29,683 These boys is not white. Hell, they ain't even old-timey. 945 01:22:30,247 --> 01:22:32,283 I happen to know, ladies and gentlemen... 946 01:22:32,367 --> 01:22:35,325 ...that this band of miscreants here, this very evening... 947 01:22:35,527 --> 01:22:39,042 ...interfered with a lynch mob, in the performance of its duties. 948 01:22:40,727 --> 01:22:42,160 It's true. 949 01:22:42,247 --> 01:22:47,241 See, I belong to a certain secret society, I don't believe I got to mention its name. 950 01:22:48,127 --> 01:22:50,721 Let 'em play, I wanna hear them sing. 951 01:22:52,087 --> 01:22:53,645 And these boys here... 952 01:22:53,767 --> 01:22:57,203 ...they trampled all over our venerated observances and rituals. 953 01:22:57,287 --> 01:23:00,040 Now, this here music is over. 954 01:23:05,327 --> 01:23:06,885 Listen to me. 955 01:23:07,487 --> 01:23:10,843 These boys desecrated a fiery cross. 956 01:23:14,207 --> 01:23:17,882 And they're convicts, folks. Fugitives escaped off the farm. 957 01:23:18,207 --> 01:23:21,643 Now, folks, these boys have got to be remanded to the authorities. 958 01:23:22,087 --> 01:23:25,682 Criminals! And I have it from the highest authority... 959 01:23:25,767 --> 01:23:29,362 ...that Negra sold his soul to the Devil. 960 01:23:30,967 --> 01:23:33,356 Now wait a minute, folks. It's true. 961 01:23:38,127 --> 01:23:40,595 Is you is, oris you ain't my constituency? 962 01:23:41,807 --> 01:23:44,605 Is you is, oris you ain't my constituency? 963 01:23:48,327 --> 01:23:49,806 Is you is-- 964 01:23:50,567 --> 01:23:53,877 Is you is or is you ain't my constituency? 965 01:23:56,487 --> 01:23:57,761 No! It's over now. 966 01:24:11,647 --> 01:24:14,400 This is not necessary. Come on. 967 01:24:27,487 --> 01:24:33,835 "It's fare thee well, my own true lover" 968 01:24:34,447 --> 01:24:38,645 "I never expect to see you again" 969 01:24:40,887 --> 01:24:46,723 "For I'm bound to ride that northern railroad" 970 01:24:47,927 --> 01:24:52,284 "Perhaps I'll die upon that train" 971 01:24:53,487 --> 01:24:57,719 "Perhaps he'll die upon that train" 972 01:24:58,487 --> 01:25:00,796 Goddamn! Opportunity knocks. 973 01:25:02,167 --> 01:25:03,566 Get out of my way! 974 01:25:04,207 --> 01:25:06,880 "I'm just a stranger" 975 01:25:07,247 --> 01:25:11,445 "A face you'll never see no more" 976 01:25:13,527 --> 01:25:20,126 "But there is one promise thatis given" 977 01:25:20,607 --> 01:25:24,919 "I'll meet you on God's golden shore" 978 01:25:26,007 --> 01:25:30,478 "He'll meet you on God's golden shore" 979 01:25:31,327 --> 01:25:33,283 That's fine. 980 01:25:37,727 --> 01:25:39,877 Ladies and gentleman... 981 01:25:40,367 --> 01:25:42,358 ...here and listenin' at home. 982 01:25:43,007 --> 01:25:45,077 The great state of Mississippi... 983 01:25:46,127 --> 01:25:48,004 ...Pappy O'Daniel, Governor... 984 01:25:48,167 --> 01:25:52,399 ...wants to thank the Soggy Bottom Boys for that wonderful performance. 985 01:25:56,967 --> 01:26:00,437 Now, it looks like the only man in this great state... 986 01:26:00,527 --> 01:26:02,085 ...who ain't a music lover... 987 01:26:02,167 --> 01:26:06,319 ...is my esteemed opponent in the upcomin', Homer Stokes. 988 01:26:06,847 --> 01:26:09,759 Well, there ain't no accounting for taste. 989 01:26:09,847 --> 01:26:14,762 Its ounded to me like he was harborin' a grudge against the Soggy Bottom Boys... 990 01:26:14,887 --> 01:26:17,401 ...on account of their rough and rowdy past. 991 01:26:19,447 --> 01:26:24,282 Looks like Homer Stokes is the kind of fella who wants to cast the first stone. 992 01:26:25,647 --> 01:26:29,481 Well, I'm with you folks, I'm a forgive-and-forget Christian. 993 01:26:30,247 --> 01:26:31,396 And I say: 994 01:26:31,527 --> 01:26:35,884 If their rambunctiousness and misdemeanoring is behind them.... 995 01:26:36,567 --> 01:26:38,080 It is, ain't it, boys? 996 01:26:39,007 --> 01:26:40,076 Yes, sir, it is. 997 01:26:40,167 --> 01:26:44,080 Well, I say, by the power vested in me... 998 01:26:44,287 --> 01:26:47,120 ...these boys is hereby pardoned. 999 01:26:51,407 --> 01:26:52,556 Furthermore... 1000 01:26:53,607 --> 01:26:56,326 ...in the second Pappy O'Daniel administration... 1001 01:26:56,567 --> 01:26:59,843 ...these boys is gonna be my brain trust. 1002 01:27:04,607 --> 01:27:06,484 What does that mean, Everett? 1003 01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:10,556 Delmar, it means you and me and Pete and Tommy are gonna be the... 1004 01:27:10,727 --> 01:27:13,116 ...power behind the throne, so to speak. 1005 01:27:13,527 --> 01:27:14,880 Okay. 1006 01:27:15,247 --> 01:27:19,286 So without further ado, and by way of endorsin' my candidacy... 1007 01:27:19,967 --> 01:27:24,006 ...the Soggy Bottom Boys is gonna lead us all in a chorus of: 1008 01:27:24,087 --> 01:27:26,078 You Are My Sunshine. 1009 01:27:27,007 --> 01:27:28,486 Ain't ya, boys? 1010 01:27:29,487 --> 01:27:31,239 Governor, it's one of our favorites. 1011 01:27:31,327 --> 01:27:34,364 Son, you're gonna go far. 1012 01:27:35,567 --> 01:27:39,924 "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine" 1013 01:27:40,687 --> 01:27:44,999 "You make me happy when skies are gray" 1014 01:27:45,847 --> 01:27:50,284 "You'll never know, dear how much I love you" 1015 01:27:51,127 --> 01:27:55,405 "Please don't take my sunshine away" 1016 01:27:59,367 --> 01:28:02,518 I guess Vernon T. Waldrip is gonna be goin' on relief. 1017 01:28:03,287 --> 01:28:05,926 Maybe I can throw a little patronage his way. 1018 01:28:06,127 --> 01:28:09,085 Get him a job diggin' ditches or roundin' up stray dogs. 1019 01:28:09,167 --> 01:28:11,601 So is the marriage off then, Miss Wharvey? 1020 01:28:11,687 --> 01:28:14,997 McGill. No, the marriage will take place as planned. 1021 01:28:15,647 --> 01:28:17,478 Little change of cast. 1022 01:28:17,567 --> 01:28:20,127 Me and the little lady are gonna pick up the pieces... 1023 01:28:20,207 --> 01:28:22,801 ...and retie the knot, metaphorically speaking. 1024 01:28:23,007 --> 01:28:24,963 You boys are invited of course. 1025 01:28:25,447 --> 01:28:27,085 Hell, you're the best men. 1026 01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:28,725 Already got the rings. 1027 01:28:29,847 --> 01:28:33,476 Where's your ring, honey? - I ain't worn it since our divorce. 1028 01:28:33,567 --> 01:28:37,082 Must be in the roll-top in our old cabin. Never thought I'd need it. 1029 01:28:37,167 --> 01:28:39,601 Vernon bought one, encrusted with jewels. 1030 01:28:39,727 --> 01:28:42,195 Now's the time to buy it off him, cheap. 1031 01:28:43,287 --> 01:28:46,245 We ain't getting married with his ring. You said you'd changed. 1032 01:28:46,327 --> 01:28:49,478 Yours is just an old pewter thing. - There ain't gonna be no weddin'. 1033 01:28:49,567 --> 01:28:51,319 It's just a symbol. - No weddin'. 1034 01:28:51,407 --> 01:28:53,125 We'll go fetch it with ya, Everett. 1035 01:28:53,207 --> 01:28:56,040 Shut up, Delmar. It's just a symbol.... 1036 01:28:56,127 --> 01:28:58,561 I've spoken my piece and counted to three. 1037 01:28:59,807 --> 01:29:01,320 She counted to three. 1038 01:29:01,847 --> 01:29:06,318 Goddamn it. She counted to three. Son of a bitch! 1039 01:29:06,447 --> 01:29:08,961 You have any idea how far that cabin is? 1040 01:29:25,327 --> 01:29:26,282 George? 1041 01:29:26,767 --> 01:29:32,717 Hello. Well, these men finally caught up with the criminal of the century. 1042 01:29:32,807 --> 01:29:35,116 Looks like the chair for George Nelson. 1043 01:29:36,007 --> 01:29:40,478 Gonna electrify me. I'm gonna go off like a Roman candle! 1044 01:29:41,407 --> 01:29:44,877 20,000 volts chasing a rabbit through yours truly. 1045 01:29:44,967 --> 01:29:48,437 Goddamn, I'm gonna suck all the power right out of the state. 1046 01:29:48,767 --> 01:29:51,235 Gonna shoot sparks outta the top of my head... 1047 01:29:51,327 --> 01:29:53,363 ...and lightnin' from my fingertips. 1048 01:29:53,487 --> 01:29:57,685 I'm George Nelson, and I'm feelin' 10 feet tall! 1049 01:29:57,807 --> 01:30:00,844 Looks like George is right back on top again. 1050 01:30:02,487 --> 01:30:04,079 Cow-killer! 1051 01:30:16,047 --> 01:30:19,801 Well, at least you boys get to see the ancestral manse. 1052 01:30:20,607 --> 01:30:24,885 The home where I spent many happy days in the bosom of my family. 1053 01:30:24,967 --> 01:30:26,605 Refugium, if you will. 1054 01:30:26,727 --> 01:30:31,005 With a mighty oak tree out front and a happy little tire swing. 1055 01:30:36,127 --> 01:30:38,277 Where's the happy little tire swing? 1056 01:30:41,287 --> 01:30:43,039 End of the road, boys. 1057 01:30:44,687 --> 01:30:46,086 Now wait a minute. 1058 01:30:46,287 --> 01:30:50,838 It's had its twists and turns. Now it deposits you here. 1059 01:30:51,407 --> 01:30:52,476 Now wait a minute. 1060 01:30:52,567 --> 01:30:57,436 You have eluded fate and you have eluded me for the last time. 1061 01:30:58,247 --> 01:30:59,760 Tie their hands, boys. 1062 01:30:59,887 --> 01:31:01,240 You can't do this, now. 1063 01:31:01,327 --> 01:31:03,636 Didn't know you'd be bringin' a friend. 1064 01:31:04,167 --> 01:31:06,237 He'll just have to wait his turn. 1065 01:31:06,567 --> 01:31:08,125 Share one of your graves. 1066 01:31:08,207 --> 01:31:11,597 You can't do this, we just got pardoned by the Governor himself. 1067 01:31:11,687 --> 01:31:13,564 It went out on the radio. 1068 01:31:14,727 --> 01:31:16,126 Is that right? 1069 01:31:18,487 --> 01:31:20,523 Well, we ain't got a radio. 1070 01:31:23,287 --> 01:31:25,005 God have mercy. 1071 01:31:29,967 --> 01:31:37,601 "You got to go to the lonesome valley" 1072 01:31:47,887 --> 01:31:49,286 It ain't fittin'. 1073 01:31:49,767 --> 01:31:52,235 It ain't the law. - The law? 1074 01:31:54,167 --> 01:31:57,125 The law is a human institution. 1075 01:31:57,327 --> 01:32:04,039 "Nobody else can go there for you" 1076 01:32:04,967 --> 01:32:07,686 Perhaps you should start making your prayers. 1077 01:32:20,487 --> 01:32:22,523 Oh, my God, Everett. 1078 01:32:24,447 --> 01:32:27,325 Tommy, I'm sorry we got you into this. 1079 01:32:27,687 --> 01:32:28,881 Good Lord... 1080 01:32:30,327 --> 01:32:32,079 ...what do we do? 1081 01:32:41,887 --> 01:32:42,876 Lord... 1082 01:32:44,287 --> 01:32:47,484 ...please look down and recognize us poor sinners. 1083 01:32:50,567 --> 01:32:54,242 Please Lord, I just want to see my daughters again. 1084 01:32:56,647 --> 01:32:59,286 I've been separated from my family for so long. 1085 01:33:00,807 --> 01:33:03,685 I know I've been guilty of pride and sharp dealin'. 1086 01:33:04,007 --> 01:33:06,316 I'm sorry that I turned my back on you. 1087 01:33:07,447 --> 01:33:11,122 Forgive me, and help us, Lord. 1088 01:33:12,687 --> 01:33:14,200 For the sake of my family. 1089 01:33:14,287 --> 01:33:15,879 For Tommy's sake. 1090 01:33:16,207 --> 01:33:17,799 For Delmar's and Pete's. 1091 01:33:21,287 --> 01:33:23,323 Let me see my daughters again. 1092 01:33:25,447 --> 01:33:27,802 Help us, please. 1093 01:35:37,727 --> 01:35:40,366 A miracle! It was a miracle! 1094 01:35:40,447 --> 01:35:43,598 Don't be ignorant. I told you they were going to flood this valley. 1095 01:35:43,687 --> 01:35:46,918 No, that ain't it. - We prayed to God and he pitied us. 1096 01:35:47,007 --> 01:35:48,599 Well, it never fails. 1097 01:35:48,687 --> 01:35:52,043 Once again you two hayseeds are showin' how much you want for intellect. 1098 01:35:52,127 --> 01:35:55,324 There's a perfectly scientific explanation for what just happened. 1099 01:35:55,407 --> 01:35:58,399 That ain't the tune you was singing back there at the gallows. 1100 01:35:58,487 --> 01:36:01,718 Well, any human being will cast about in a moment of stress. 1101 01:36:02,887 --> 01:36:07,039 The fact is, they're flooding this valley so they can hydro-electric the whole state. 1102 01:36:07,127 --> 01:36:09,482 Yes, sir, the South is going to change. 1103 01:36:10,047 --> 01:36:13,357 Everything's gonna be put on electricity and run on a payin' basis. 1104 01:36:13,447 --> 01:36:17,599 Out with the old spiritual mumbo-jumbo, the superstitions and backward ways. 1105 01:36:17,687 --> 01:36:19,723 We'll see a brave new world where they... 1106 01:36:19,807 --> 01:36:22,719 ...run everybody a wire and hook us up to a grid. 1107 01:36:22,887 --> 01:36:25,003 Yes, sir, a veritable age of reason... 1108 01:36:25,127 --> 01:36:28,483 ...like the one they had in France, and not a moment too soon. 1109 01:36:33,807 --> 01:36:35,843 Not a moment too soon. 1110 01:36:37,687 --> 01:36:39,166 Hey, there's Tommy. 1111 01:36:39,527 --> 01:36:41,404 Tommy, what you riding there? 1112 01:36:45,207 --> 01:36:46,526 Roll-top desk. 1113 01:36:55,687 --> 01:36:58,201 "All's well that ends well" so the poet says. 1114 01:36:58,287 --> 01:36:59,606 That's right, honey. 1115 01:36:59,687 --> 01:37:02,485 I don't mind telling you that I'm awful pleased... 1116 01:37:02,567 --> 01:37:05,206 ...my adventuring days have come to an end. 1117 01:37:05,367 --> 01:37:07,835 Time for this old boy to enjoy some repose. 1118 01:37:08,167 --> 01:37:09,441 That's good, honey. 1119 01:37:09,527 --> 01:37:11,643 You were right about that ring, too. 1120 01:37:11,887 --> 01:37:14,640 Any other wedding band wouldn't do. 1121 01:37:15,167 --> 01:37:16,919 This here was foreordained. 1122 01:37:17,007 --> 01:37:19,965 Fate was smilin' on me and you just have to have confidence-- 1123 01:37:20,447 --> 01:37:21,641 That's not my ring. 1124 01:37:22,087 --> 01:37:24,282 Not your ring? - That's one of Aunt Hurlene's. 1125 01:37:24,367 --> 01:37:27,325 You said it was in the roll-top desk. - I said I thought so. 1126 01:37:27,407 --> 01:37:29,204 No, you said-- - Or under the mattress... 1127 01:37:29,287 --> 01:37:32,962 ...or in my chiffonier. I don't know. 1128 01:37:33,047 --> 01:37:36,005 Well, I'm sorry, honey. - We need that ring. 1129 01:37:36,207 --> 01:37:39,677 Well, that ring is at the bottom of a pretty darn big lake. 1130 01:37:40,167 --> 01:37:42,806 A 9,000 hectare lake. - I don't care if it's 90,000. 1131 01:37:42,887 --> 01:37:45,242 That lake was not my doin'. - Well, of course not-- 1132 01:37:45,327 --> 01:37:47,477 I counted to three. - Honey.... 1133 01:37:48,287 --> 01:37:51,040 Findin' one little ring in the middle of all that water... 1134 01:37:51,127 --> 01:37:53,721 ...is one hell of a heroic task. 1135 01:38:23,607 --> 01:38:25,598 Subtitles by SOFTITLER Ripped by EelCapone