1 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:32,700 Hey! 2 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:44,400 What makes a man? Is it the power in his hands? 3 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:48,000 Is his quest for glory? 4 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:52,100 Give it all you've got To fight to the top 5 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:56,000 So we can know your story 6 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,600 Now you're a man A man, man, man 7 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:03,200 Now you're a man A manny, manny, man 8 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:05,200 A man, man, man 9 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,700 You are now a man You're a man 10 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,200 Now you're a man 11 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:19,500 Live it, live it 12 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:23,300 What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? 13 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,200 Just 'cause she has big titties? 14 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:31,600 Or is it the way he fights every day? 15 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,200 ... No, it's probably the titties 16 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:39,100 Now you're a man A man, man, man 17 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,800 Now you're a man-man Man-man, man, man-man 18 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:44,200 Now you're a man 19 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:49,200 M - A - N, man Man, man-man, man 20 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,900 Now you're a man 21 00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:30,500 Hello there. My name is Robert White. 22 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:31,650 And I'm Joseph Young. 23 00:02:31,690 --> 00:02:33,210 And we're with the Church of Jesus Christ... 24 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:34,230 ... of Latter-Day Saints. 25 00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:35,000 Who? 26 00:02:35,611 --> 00:02:36,911 Let me ask you a question. 27 00:02:37,051 --> 00:02:40,012 What would you say if someone offered you peace and happiness... 28 00:02:40,052 --> 00:02:41,092 ... through all of eternity? 29 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,200 Fuck off! 30 00:02:46,454 --> 00:02:48,695 - Thank you! - Have a nice day! 31 00:02:56,558 --> 00:03:01,299 Oh... Yeah baby! You make me so horny! 32 00:03:01,859 --> 00:03:04,980 Oh, I want it so bad! Ohhh... 33 00:03:07,661 --> 00:03:10,702 I bet you do. And I'm gonna give it to you. 34 00:03:10,782 --> 00:03:14,463 Oh, good... 'cause I'm so badly wanting it. 35 00:03:23,466 --> 00:03:24,507 Hi. 36 00:03:28,788 --> 00:03:29,508 Thank you. 37 00:03:30,068 --> 00:03:30,948 Buhbye! 38 00:03:32,469 --> 00:03:33,929 - ...Almost. - Mhm. 39 00:03:34,271 --> 00:03:39,752 Oh yeah, harder! Oh, yeh! Oh, give it to me, you big stud! 40 00:03:40,472 --> 00:03:41,392 I'm not a stud. 41 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,200 Huh? 42 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:43,632 I'm not a stud! 43 00:03:44,073 --> 00:03:44,913 I'm... 44 00:03:46,273 --> 00:03:47,874 ... Jizzmaster Zero! 45 00:03:48,835 --> 00:03:53,415 - Aagh! Oh no! Help! Somebody help! - Ain't nobody gonna help you now, honey! 46 00:03:53,655 --> 00:03:55,676 - Will somebody save me?? 47 00:03:58,317 --> 00:04:00,158 Orgazmo! 48 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:03,479 Unhand her, Jizzmaster Zero! 49 00:04:03,519 --> 00:04:06,480 You can't defeat me, Orgazmo! 50 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,440 Oh yeah I can, too! 51 00:04:08,841 --> 00:04:11,761 I'll use my Orgazmorator! 52 00:04:13,682 --> 00:04:14,722 Oh, this feels good. 53 00:04:16,784 --> 00:04:20,605 Now, I will kick your ass! 54 00:04:25,086 --> 00:04:26,288 Hello ma'am. 55 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,888 My goodness, you have such an attractive little garden here. 56 00:04:29,988 --> 00:04:34,569 Why thank you, young man. I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow! 57 00:04:34,589 --> 00:04:35,550 Yes ma'am. 58 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:38,530 We're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. 59 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,930 Oh, the Mormons. 60 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:43,092 That's right. I'm... I'm Elder Young, and this is Elder White. 61 00:04:43,132 --> 00:04:48,294 - Well, you two boys can just fuck right off. - Ma'am? 62 00:04:48,334 --> 00:04:51,015 You heard me. Take that Book of Mormom and shove it... 63 00:04:51,055 --> 00:04:54,295 ... so far up your righteous asses that you choke,... 64 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,657 ... you soul-soliciting pigfuckers! 65 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Gosh. 66 00:05:05,299 --> 00:05:06,939 Eat shit! 67 00:05:07,719 --> 00:05:08,981 And you take this! 68 00:05:10,801 --> 00:05:13,182 Ow! I jammed my finger! Ow! 69 00:05:13,222 --> 00:05:15,700 - Cut! - Ow! I jammed my finger! 70 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:17,800 Danger! 71 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:18,900 Cut! 72 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,145 Goddamnit, cut! 73 00:05:22,105 --> 00:05:23,705 What the hell was that?! 74 00:05:25,186 --> 00:05:26,866 What is your problem Zizinsky? 75 00:05:27,506 --> 00:05:30,987 He blocked! He wasn't supposed to block and he broke my finger! 76 00:05:31,027 --> 00:05:34,709 You told me you knew how to fight. Orgazmo's supposed to be a badass! 77 00:05:34,749 --> 00:05:36,429 He shouldn't block me then! 78 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:42,271 Get back in there and look tough, you fucking pansy! 79 00:05:42,871 --> 00:05:46,112 I can't. My finger is broken. 80 00:05:48,914 --> 00:05:52,394 You listen to me, you cocky prick! 81 00:05:52,434 --> 00:05:56,515 If you ever wanna work in porno again, you'll do exactly what I say! 82 00:05:58,216 --> 00:05:59,596 Get back to work! 83 00:06:00,658 --> 00:06:03,058 Hey, where are you and Lisa gonna have the wedding? 84 00:06:03,518 --> 00:06:07,059 Well, 'course Lisa wants to get married in the Temple in Salt Lake City, but... 85 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:09,420 ... it costs a lot of money. I don't think I can afford it. 86 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:10,780 Yeah, I know what you mean. 87 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:14,082 I don't know why the Church makes it so expensive to have a wedding there. 88 00:06:14,122 --> 00:06:17,003 Hey, don't worry. If you really want something to happen,... 89 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,363 ... the heavenly Father will probably make it happen. 90 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,000 - Yeah. - Yeah. 91 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:22,284 Action! 92 00:06:22,364 --> 00:06:26,125 - I'm Jizzmaster Zero! - Oh no. Help. 93 00:06:26,165 --> 00:06:27,766 No one's gonna help you now, honey! 94 00:06:27,806 --> 00:06:29,607 Somebody save me. 95 00:06:31,247 --> 00:06:32,727 Orgazmo. 96 00:06:32,828 --> 00:06:34,968 Unhand her, Jizzmaster... 97 00:06:36,528 --> 00:06:39,289 - What is that? - The front door, stupid. 98 00:06:39,329 --> 00:06:41,590 Cut! God-damnit! 99 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:42,971 Bilbo! 100 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:47,932 Go see who that is and KILL them for disrupting my shoot!! 101 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:49,400 Okay. 102 00:06:52,293 --> 00:06:55,295 - Hi. My name's Joseph Young. - And I'm Robert White. 103 00:06:55,335 --> 00:06:57,736 We're with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. 104 00:06:58,036 --> 00:07:00,196 - Okay. Hold on a second. - Uh... 105 00:07:01,837 --> 00:07:03,017 Uh, boss? 106 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,617 Some guys from... Jesus? 107 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:07,559 Cut off their balls! 108 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:12,080 - I've gotta cut your balls off now. - Huh?? 109 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:13,501 Why? 110 00:07:14,141 --> 00:07:18,823 Hehey, we can take a hint. Uh... you're not ready to change faiths right now. We respect that. 111 00:07:20,943 --> 00:07:22,624 - Hah! Come here! - Waitwaitwait, no! 112 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:40,389 Now this is how you kick somebody's ass. 113 00:07:42,230 --> 00:07:44,950 That oughta teach those Moonies to stay away from my house. 114 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:47,592 Please. I don't wanna hurt you. 115 00:07:47,672 --> 00:07:48,672 You don't wanna hurt me, huh? 116 00:07:54,714 --> 00:07:56,754 Guards! More guards! 117 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:59,556 Uh... Just let me get my buh, my book and go. 118 00:08:16,161 --> 00:08:17,441 Oh... Sorry. 119 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,600 You little pussy! 120 00:08:35,167 --> 00:08:37,287 ... Sorry... sorry. 121 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:38,689 Holly shit! 122 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,290 That was brilliant! 123 00:08:44,050 --> 00:08:46,251 You're terrific, kid! What's your name? 124 00:08:46,611 --> 00:08:49,411 Look, ah, ah... I didn't mean to hurt these people, but they told... 125 00:08:49,451 --> 00:08:53,053 Oh no no no, they had it comin' to them, the rotten bastards! 126 00:08:53,093 --> 00:08:54,974 Why were you trying to hurt this man?! 127 00:08:56,174 --> 00:08:57,774 What is it that you wanted? 128 00:08:57,950 --> 00:08:59,035 Well... 129 00:08:59,335 --> 00:09:02,555 ... ah, I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints 130 00:09:02,755 --> 00:09:03,836 Uh-huh. 131 00:09:05,377 --> 00:09:07,598 And I wanna share my love of Jesus with you. 132 00:09:09,018 --> 00:09:13,499 Oh, why didn't you say so! Come on in! 133 00:09:13,539 --> 00:09:15,140 - Really? - Come on! 134 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,061 I say unto you, "Nay, they are many,... 135 00:09:18,101 --> 00:09:20,902 ... yea, and we can witness of their sincerity,... 136 00:09:20,942 --> 00:09:22,783 ... because of their love towards their brethren, and... 137 00:09:22,783 --> 00:09:24,743 and also, towards us." 138 00:09:24,983 --> 00:09:27,784 So you see, Jesus Christ spoke to prophets... 139 00:09:27,824 --> 00:09:29,224 ... right here in the ancient Americas. 140 00:09:29,584 --> 00:09:32,946 - Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I dig that Jesus guy. - You do? 141 00:09:32,986 --> 00:09:36,787 Oh, sure, the kids love him. Happy Tart? 142 00:09:37,387 --> 00:09:38,267 Oh, thank you. 143 00:09:39,828 --> 00:09:40,908 Listen, kid,... 144 00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:44,350 Have you ever considered acting? 145 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:48,691 Me? Oh... Yeah. Actually, I majored in theater at BYU. 146 00:09:48,991 --> 00:09:49,671 Go on... 147 00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:51,972 Yeah. Are are you making a movie here? 148 00:09:51,912 --> 00:09:56,714 Yeah. And I want you to take over as the leading man in my film. 149 00:09:57,594 --> 00:10:01,515 Me?? Really? Well. Wow! 150 00:10:02,395 --> 00:10:05,776 I still have another week of, of mission work to do, but... 151 00:10:05,776 --> 00:10:07,237 ... well what kind of movie is it? 152 00:10:07,277 --> 00:10:10,799 It's an action... adventure... porno. 153 00:10:12,199 --> 00:10:15,320 Porno? Like as in porno-graphic? 154 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,620 Well yeah, but it's not like that. 155 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:21,601 Oh. Oh, I don't do those, those kind of movies. 156 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:25,923 Look, kid. It's two days' work and I'll give you five thousand dollars. 157 00:10:26,003 --> 00:10:27,954 Hey, you were only giving me three hundred. 158 00:10:27,954 --> 00:10:29,244 How's your finger, Chuchekchesh? 159 00:10:29,284 --> 00:10:31,365 - I think it's better. I'm ready to go. - Yeah? 160 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:36,807 That's certainly is a lot of money, but I'm afraid it goes against my beliefs. Thank you, very... 161 00:10:36,847 --> 00:10:39,768 Looook, kid. You got me all wrong. 162 00:10:40,128 --> 00:10:42,728 This is not your average porno. 163 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:44,849 This is a very touching script. 164 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:48,611 It's a poignant story about some very important issues. 165 00:10:50,011 --> 00:10:52,412 About other people having... intercourse? 166 00:10:53,012 --> 00:10:56,713 - Well, this is an adult film. - Well see, I can't do that. 167 00:10:56,813 --> 00:11:00,054 All right. Make it seven thousand dollars. 168 00:11:00,214 --> 00:11:02,935 It's very nice of you to offer me so much money, but... 169 00:11:02,975 --> 00:11:04,016 Ten thousand. 170 00:11:04,816 --> 00:11:07,217 I can't. See, I have a fiancée, and if she ever... 171 00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:09,417 I got it! We use a stunt cock. 172 00:11:09,457 --> 00:11:12,218 Any time there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. 173 00:11:12,258 --> 00:11:17,500 We do it all the time. All you have to concern yourself with is the crime-fighting, and the acting. 174 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:22,861 But see, I'd still be acting in a pornographic movie. That's what I... 175 00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:25,062 Twenty thousand dollars. 176 00:11:25,942 --> 00:11:28,144 - 'Scuse me? - Twenty thousand dollars. Are you crazy?! 177 00:11:28,824 --> 00:11:31,124 Twenty thousand dollars for two days' work? 178 00:11:31,164 --> 00:11:33,265 And you don't even have to fuck. 179 00:11:36,226 --> 00:11:39,186 I... I have to think about this. Can I think about this? 180 00:11:39,226 --> 00:11:42,308 Sure. We start first thing Monday morning. 181 00:11:42,348 --> 00:11:43,629 Wait, I have to think about this. 182 00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:45,469 Yeah. You start at ten o'clock. 183 00:11:46,029 --> 00:11:47,389 I'm gonna think about this now. 184 00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:51,070 I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss. 185 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,071 That's why he's so perfect for Orgazmo. 186 00:11:53,431 --> 00:11:55,232 He's so prissy, wholesome. 187 00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:57,993 You watch. In a coupld of weeks,... 188 00:11:58,033 --> 00:12:01,474 ... I'll make that little momma's boy the biggest porn star in the country. 189 00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:19,640 - Hello? - Hi, Lise. 190 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,681 - Hi, honey! - How are things in Utah? 191 00:12:21,721 --> 00:12:24,522 Well Utah isn't as nice without you, that's for sure. 192 00:12:24,562 --> 00:12:25,482 How are things there? 193 00:12:26,042 --> 00:12:29,683 Oh, fine. I uh,... I had an interesting day. 194 00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:31,523 I got offered a part in a movie. 195 00:12:32,244 --> 00:12:35,525 A movie? Like... a Hollywood movie? 196 00:12:35,605 --> 00:12:37,846 Yeah. And it, and it pays a lot. 197 00:12:37,886 --> 00:12:39,686 Oh, Joe, that's wonderful! 198 00:12:40,647 --> 00:12:42,547 Is it enough so that we can get married in the Temple? 199 00:12:42,607 --> 00:12:45,368 Lisa, it's twenty thousand dollars. 200 00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:52,291 Oh, why you're the best, Joe. 201 00:12:52,331 --> 00:12:54,071 Well, I don't know if I'm gonna do it, Lise. 202 00:12:54,851 --> 00:12:56,432 Mm, what? Well, why not? 203 00:12:56,992 --> 00:13:00,794 Eh... there's some things in the movie that are... against God's way, and I... 204 00:13:00,854 --> 00:13:04,255 Joe, even if movies are a little... crude now and then,... 205 00:13:04,295 --> 00:13:08,075 ... I think that the Lord understands that you need money for your family's future. 206 00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,696 Twenty thousand dollars would get us off to a great start. 207 00:13:11,956 --> 00:13:13,258 I know it would. 208 00:13:13,698 --> 00:13:15,298 So what is it? What are you acting in? 209 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:19,500 Oh... Uh, it's a... a... a.... 210 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,120 "Death of a Salesman". 211 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,620 Oh! Let me guess who you're playing! You're playing Biff, right? 212 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,181 Biff. Yeah. 213 00:13:27,062 --> 00:13:30,663 Oh, Daddy's here to take me to choir practice, Joe. Can I call you back later? 214 00:13:30,703 --> 00:13:34,024 - Sure, sure. - Jesus and I love you, Joe. 215 00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:35,864 Jesus and I love you, too, Lise. 216 00:13:35,944 --> 00:13:37,825 - Bye. - Bye. 217 00:13:46,268 --> 00:13:49,489 Heavenly Father, please show me the way. 218 00:13:49,669 --> 00:13:53,211 I know it would be sinful to act in a movie that had sexual activity, but... 219 00:13:53,451 --> 00:13:55,631 ... Lisa is so important to me,... 220 00:13:55,771 --> 00:13:58,672 ... and I need the money for our wedding and for a place to live. 221 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:04,353 Please, just... give me a sign if you don't want me to do it. 222 00:14:18,599 --> 00:14:20,259 Any sign at all. 223 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,841 Where is that little fucking choir boy?! 224 00:14:26,081 --> 00:14:27,561 I don't think he's gonna show up. 225 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,902 Oh, really? Rodgers! 226 00:14:30,682 --> 00:14:33,444 You and pickle-dick here go find that bastard! 227 00:14:33,484 --> 00:14:36,024 And you tell him, if he doesn't act in my film,... 228 00:14:36,024 --> 00:14:39,325 ... his parents, his friends, his fuckin' PETS are gonna pay! 229 00:14:39,365 --> 00:14:44,526 You tell him, if he fucks with me he'll sss... well hellooo! 230 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,300 Hello. 231 00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:49,289 We were just talking about you. How are you? 232 00:14:49,329 --> 00:14:50,529 I'm... fine. 233 00:14:50,569 --> 00:14:55,250 Super! Why don't you would get into wardrobe and we'll get started right away. 234 00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:57,492 Orbison, who am I fucking in this scene? 235 00:14:57,532 --> 00:15:01,693 Uh, you'll be fucking Jeff and probably Ben... Have you met our new Orgazmo? 236 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,400 No. 237 00:15:02,493 --> 00:15:05,113 - Hi, how you doing? - Hi. Are we fucking? 238 00:15:05,674 --> 00:15:08,314 ...No. You'll be fucking his stunt cock. 239 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:11,716 And I'm not doing any ass-licking today. I told you that, right? 240 00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:13,857 Yes, yes. No ass-licking. 241 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,700 Okay. I am... not an ass-licker. 242 00:15:16,997 --> 00:15:18,958 Give 'em an inch, they take a mile. 243 00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:23,459 Oh m..., what was I thinking?? 244 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,661 There you are. Get in here! Come on! 245 00:15:26,201 --> 00:15:28,221 Just get in there and put this on! Put it on! 246 00:15:28,301 --> 00:15:30,002 - Okay, can I, uh...? - Put it on now! 247 00:15:30,502 --> 00:15:30,982 Oh... 248 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,982 So you must be the new Orgazmo. 249 00:15:33,022 --> 00:15:36,223 No. I... well maybe. My name's Joe. 250 00:15:37,185 --> 00:15:39,425 Ben Chapleski. I play Choda Boy. 251 00:15:39,865 --> 00:15:42,126 - What's a Choda Boy? - I'm your sidekick. 252 00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:44,746 - My sidekick? I have a sidekick? - Yeah. 253 00:15:44,786 --> 00:15:45,300 What do...? 254 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,047 AH! 255 00:15:48,307 --> 00:15:50,029 Uh... I didn't know I had a sidekick. 256 00:15:50,109 --> 00:15:51,449 He didn't even tell you the plot? 257 00:15:51,509 --> 00:15:53,750 No, he didn't. He just said I'm a superhero. 258 00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:58,111 Right. You're Orgazmo, and you fight crime with your Orgazmorator. 259 00:15:58,211 --> 00:15:59,251 And I'm your sidekick, and... 260 00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:02,432 ... I help you out with my... specially designed sex toys. 261 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,000 Oh. 262 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,714 I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business? 263 00:16:07,514 --> 00:16:10,615 Oh. Yeah, this is my first time. I'm actually a normal person. 264 00:16:11,455 --> 00:16:13,195 Hey, we're all normal people, man. 265 00:16:13,315 --> 00:16:16,237 Hell, I've got Ph.D.s for Physics and Engineering from MIT. 266 00:16:16,317 --> 00:16:18,238 MIT? In Boston? 267 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,718 Naw, it's in Cambridge, actually. 268 00:16:20,918 --> 00:16:23,719 ...But if you have two Ph.D.s, why do you do these kind of movies? 269 00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:25,560 See you on set, Choda Boy. 270 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,260 That's why. 271 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,322 See, I have what's called a... an overactive sex drive. 272 00:16:33,322 --> 00:16:36,883 Hey, just between you and me, I don't get a whole lot of action from women. 273 00:16:38,124 --> 00:16:39,644 They don't seem to take me very seriously. 274 00:16:40,644 --> 00:16:41,484 You don't say... 275 00:16:41,725 --> 00:16:43,806 Yeah, but I get plenty of action here. 276 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,586 And I love every minute of it. 277 00:16:45,927 --> 00:16:47,927 But if you're such a scientific genius,... 278 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:51,408 ... don't you think Heavenly Father has something... more important planned for your life? 279 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,500 Who? 280 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,169 You. 281 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:56,650 ...What?? 282 00:17:02,492 --> 00:17:04,252 Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero! 283 00:17:09,054 --> 00:17:12,055 You look good, man. Let's make some porno. 284 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,897 Hey, man, you need to shave your balls? 285 00:17:17,977 --> 00:17:19,737 What?? Why would I do that?? 286 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,498 All men love to shave their balls, Joe. 287 00:17:22,139 --> 00:17:23,779 Makes the ol' Johnson look bigger. 288 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:29,300 - Here, give it a shot. - Wha... no, I'm not, I'm using a stunt thing. 289 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:33,200 Oh, kid! You look fucking fabu! 290 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,100 - I see you met Choda Boy. - Yes. 291 00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:38,584 Hey, that's not the only thing that changed. I really beefed this script up. 292 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,404 Come on, people! Let's get shooting! 293 00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:41,444 - Mister... Mister Orbison? - Yeah. 294 00:17:41,444 --> 00:17:43,945 You're not gonna put my name anywhere in this movie, are you? 295 00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:46,665 Oh, no, kid. You'll get a stage name. Everybody does. 296 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,227 - Now, let's see. Joe Young, right? - Right. 297 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,468 Young, Young, Tongue, Bung, Hung. Hung! 298 00:17:51,508 --> 00:17:54,509 - Tom Hung! It's perfect! You like that? - No. 299 00:17:54,509 --> 00:17:57,189 Okay, people, let's go! Come on! Set things up for me! Huh? 300 00:17:57,789 --> 00:17:59,610 Okay, this is what we're doing. 301 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:05,352 One: Ah... Candi, Saffi, and Jizzmaster Zero, we're getting busy on the bed. 302 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,500 How busy? 303 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:12,594 Um... both of you are doing oral on him, and then Two: Orgazmo and Choda Boy break through the wall. 304 00:18:12,914 --> 00:18:16,876 Three: They fight with Jizzmaster Zero and his henchmen,... 305 00:18:16,956 --> 00:18:20,457 ... and Four: you all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it? 306 00:18:20,497 --> 00:18:22,077 Nasty pigs, got it. 307 00:18:22,398 --> 00:18:25,158 Whoa, whoa, Mr. Orbison, you you said I wouldn't have to have sex, remember? 308 00:18:25,198 --> 00:18:27,520 You said we'd use a stunt... stunt... 309 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:32,601 Cock. A stunt cock. Yes, you get a stunt cock, but only for penetration. 310 00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:35,042 Penetration?? Who's gonna be penetrated? 311 00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:38,362 Penetration is when the penis enters an orifice, Joe. 312 00:18:38,483 --> 00:18:42,765 Penetration you don't do, but you do have to get nasty with the ladies, that's the deal. 313 00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:47,006 - Muh- - Okay people, let's go! Lights on! 314 00:18:46,966 --> 00:18:50,607 Lights are on. It's stable, Captain. Woohoo! Let's see some fuckin' action!! 315 00:18:50,647 --> 00:18:52,000 - Dave? - Yeah? 316 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,128 - Calm down. - Right. Sorry. 317 00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:58,890 You get me some nice close-ups. And you, give me a nice slow zoom,... 318 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,970 ... starting with a medium closeup on the cock,... 319 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,091 ... and then widening out to an establishing shot. 320 00:19:05,131 --> 00:19:06,332 Genius. 321 00:19:09,373 --> 00:19:10,454 Roll cameras. 322 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,500 And... 323 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,374 We're sucking. 324 00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:17,695 Good. Sucking... 325 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,617 Oh my gosh, I don't know if I can go through with this. 326 00:19:22,657 --> 00:19:24,258 Oh, sure you can. Just do what I do. 327 00:19:29,579 --> 00:19:32,300 That's some hot shit right there! Check that out, man! 328 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,200 Goood. 329 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,582 We're sucking. We're suck... 330 00:19:35,662 --> 00:19:37,742 Yeah. Suck that cock!! 331 00:19:38,062 --> 00:19:40,343 Damnit Dave! Keep your mouth shut! 332 00:19:40,383 --> 00:19:42,543 Sorry, sorry dude, got a little excited. 333 00:19:42,783 --> 00:19:44,584 Cue Orgazmo and Choda Boy! 334 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,906 Orgazmo! 335 00:19:48,946 --> 00:19:50,346 And Choda Boy! 336 00:19:50,386 --> 00:19:53,067 You can't defeat me, Orgazmo! 337 00:19:57,188 --> 00:19:59,710 You can't defeat me, Orgazmo. 338 00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:03,351 That's your line, Hung. 339 00:20:04,391 --> 00:20:06,671 Hey! That's your line, Hung! 340 00:20:08,272 --> 00:20:11,593 Yeah, yeah I can, too! I'll use my Orgazmorator! 341 00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:15,034 No, not that! That feels good. 342 00:20:15,995 --> 00:20:16,755 Nice shot! 343 00:20:19,996 --> 00:20:22,676 They hurt our evil boss, Jizzmaster Zero! 344 00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:24,758 Now you're gonna get some! 345 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:34,800 Need a hand? 346 00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:40,403 That's "handy work". Now lock him up, Choda Boy. 347 00:20:43,604 --> 00:20:44,884 Are you okay, ladies? 348 00:20:44,924 --> 00:20:47,765 We're fine, thanks to you, Orgazmo. 349 00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:51,266 And Choda Boy. Now it's time for us to repay you. 350 00:20:51,306 --> 00:20:54,127 Yeah, come on, boys. Let's get it on. 351 00:21:02,369 --> 00:21:02,969 Kiss her. 352 00:21:05,411 --> 00:21:08,532 Not like that. This is supposed to be erotic. 353 00:21:08,572 --> 00:21:10,252 Use your tongue, for Christ's sake! 354 00:21:10,972 --> 00:21:13,533 How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth? 355 00:21:14,093 --> 00:21:16,654 Do you want your money or not, Hung?! 356 00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:34,320 And cut. Stunt cock! 357 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,640 - Stunt cock!!! - Stunt cock! 358 00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:38,441 Hey, how are you doin'? 359 00:21:41,382 --> 00:21:42,222 Hey, how are you doin'? 360 00:21:44,424 --> 00:21:45,464 Hey, how are you doin'? 361 00:21:47,424 --> 00:21:49,345 I can't believe I'm doing this. 362 00:21:49,805 --> 00:21:52,986 - Hey. You know, you did a good job in there, man. - Thank you. 363 00:21:53,026 --> 00:21:58,000 - Did you ever see that movie, Clash of the Titans? - Oh wait, the Greek mythology play. Yeah, I've seen it. 364 00:21:58,028 --> 00:22:00,509 Yeah, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',... 365 00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:02,549 ... but I think unicorns are kickass! 366 00:22:12,153 --> 00:22:13,033 What's that? 367 00:22:13,973 --> 00:22:17,834 Oh, uh, this is the Book of Mormon. It's another testament of Jesus Christ. 368 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,800 Oh. 369 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:20,435 Is it any good? 370 00:22:21,755 --> 00:22:23,436 Okay, people, let's go. 371 00:22:25,037 --> 00:22:25,717 Action! 372 00:22:29,358 --> 00:22:32,679 "For the time is at hand that all men shall reap a reward of their works." 373 00:22:33,239 --> 00:22:37,081 Eheheh, see, when the Mormons arrived in Missouri, they needed to find jobs. 374 00:22:37,241 --> 00:22:38,441 But no one would hire them... 375 00:22:38,481 --> 00:22:39,962 They should have done double anal. 376 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,662 Excuse me? 377 00:22:41,722 --> 00:22:44,242 Ah, you get to be my age, you gotta do double anal... 378 00:22:44,282 --> 00:22:45,323 ... or no one'll hire ya. 379 00:22:45,923 --> 00:22:50,205 Right. Um, see, people wouldn't hire the Mormons because of their beliefs. 380 00:22:50,225 --> 00:22:52,926 Now, I'm the only one in town... 381 00:22:52,966 --> 00:22:55,966 ... who'll do double anal and double vaginal at the same time. 382 00:22:56,046 --> 00:22:59,247 You know, DVDA. Well, it's how I still manage to get work. 383 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:03,089 I see, um... I don't I don't think you quite understand what I'm... 384 00:23:03,129 --> 00:23:06,850 I?? Don't understand?? Hey look, pal,... 385 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:09,611 ...you try havin' four dicks in ya at one time. 386 00:23:09,651 --> 00:23:10,611 No thank you! 387 00:23:11,051 --> 00:23:13,412 Hey lady! We're ready for the DVDA shot! 388 00:23:14,732 --> 00:23:16,053 Nice talkin' to ya, kid 389 00:23:19,454 --> 00:23:21,295 Okay, let's do it! 390 00:23:21,655 --> 00:23:24,055 C'mon boys, grease 'em up! 391 00:23:28,738 --> 00:23:29,858 And action! 392 00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:41,061 How's it goin' ace? Oh! DVDA shot, huh? 393 00:23:41,101 --> 00:23:43,222 - I think I'm gonna be sick. - Yeah, she's good. 394 00:23:44,363 --> 00:23:46,863 Hey, do you wanna get some sushi tonight? 395 00:23:57,267 --> 00:23:59,547 So what do you think of your first day of porno, Joe? 396 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:02,800 Joe? 397 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:07,389 I'm a bad, bad Mormon. 398 00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:11,191 Yo yo yo, what's up homies? 399 00:24:11,271 --> 00:24:12,671 How's it going, G-Fresh? 400 00:24:12,732 --> 00:24:16,292 Oh, jussst kickin' it. You know what I'm saying, G. 401 00:24:16,313 --> 00:24:20,313 Ohhh yeah. G-Fresh in the motherfucking house. 402 00:24:20,474 --> 00:24:22,735 Hey G-Fresh, I want you to meet Orgazmo. 403 00:24:22,835 --> 00:24:23,755 I'm not Orgazmo! 404 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,236 I don't want anyone to know. 405 00:24:29,437 --> 00:24:31,717 My name is Joe, Joe Young. How do yo do? 406 00:24:32,077 --> 00:24:35,879 Oh, jussst kickin' it. The dough prime and the smooth out ourum bitches. 407 00:24:35,919 --> 00:24:38,480 - You know what I'm saying. - No... 408 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,920 How are you doin', G-Fresh? 409 00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:43,601 You! Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar! 410 00:24:43,641 --> 00:24:49,003 Oh, we'll get our punk asses outta your fish bar... just as soon as you sign this little piece of paper. 411 00:24:49,043 --> 00:24:51,444 I told you I ain't gonna sign! 412 00:24:51,484 --> 00:24:54,045 I ain't gonna givin' up my place! 413 00:24:54,245 --> 00:24:55,485 Who are these guys? 414 00:24:55,605 --> 00:24:58,246 These are the Gs I've been telling you about from next door. 415 00:24:58,286 --> 00:25:01,007 They are trying to buy out my restaurant... 416 00:25:01,047 --> 00:25:04,048 ... so they can make their dance club bigger! 417 00:25:04,248 --> 00:25:06,329 But, homie don't play that! 418 00:25:06,169 --> 00:25:07,629 Why don't you guys get lost, huh? 419 00:25:07,689 --> 00:25:09,249 Keep your mouth shut, Tiny Tim! 420 00:25:09,289 --> 00:25:12,690 Hey, whoawhoawhoa, I... ah... I think we all need to calm down a little bit here. 421 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:16,372 Oh, gee, that man's right. We're real sorry. 422 00:25:16,412 --> 00:25:17,893 We'll leave Mr. Fresh alone. 423 00:25:18,213 --> 00:25:21,093 Oh, yeah. Please excuse the mix-up, please. 424 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:41,961 You'd better make up your mind real quick, Fresh,... 425 00:25:41,961 --> 00:25:44,581 ... because our boss isn't gonna give you such a good deal next time. 426 00:25:55,145 --> 00:25:57,305 Oh, shouldn't we call the police or something? 427 00:25:58,906 --> 00:26:00,706 Joe, the police can't help. 428 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:03,827 Geez, where are you from? Iowa or something? 429 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:08,749 - No, Utah. - Oh... I'm sorry. 430 00:26:16,513 --> 00:26:25,354 Yeah. Oh, Oh so good! So good! Oh! Do you like it? Do you like it?? 431 00:26:25,995 --> 00:26:31,017 - Ring the bell! Ring the bell! - Ring the bell! Ding ding dong... 432 00:26:31,017 --> 00:26:34,618 - ... ding ding! - ... ding ding! You... 433 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,118 ... line? 434 00:26:36,118 --> 00:26:38,038 "You guys got me so horny!". 435 00:26:38,299 --> 00:26:42,080 Oh, yeah. You guys got me so horny! 436 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,722 Come on, Hung. You gotta at least look like you're enjoying this. 437 00:26:47,322 --> 00:26:49,300 Rub her breasts or something. 438 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,403 - Come on. Come on, Hung. - Do I have to? 439 00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:54,244 Don't worry, dude. They're not real. 440 00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:59,526 Yeah, there you go, buddy! Get some! 441 00:27:01,886 --> 00:27:03,607 We're onto you, Orgazmo! 442 00:27:03,607 --> 00:27:06,408 Yeah. Your days of superherodom are over! 443 00:27:06,448 --> 00:27:07,848 Not so fast, guys! 444 00:27:07,888 --> 00:27:09,808 My Orgazmorator should take care of you! 445 00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:13,630 Your turn, Choda Boy. 446 00:27:13,630 --> 00:27:14,400 Right! 447 00:27:14,931 --> 00:27:17,571 My blue harpoon thang should do the trick! 448 00:27:21,332 --> 00:27:23,013 Looks like they're all tied up at the moment. 449 00:27:24,134 --> 00:27:25,054 Bon soir! 450 00:27:26,935 --> 00:27:28,055 That was... too easy. 451 00:27:28,935 --> 00:27:30,736 Great job, guys. 452 00:27:31,336 --> 00:27:34,977 Now, how about we go really nasty. 453 00:27:41,339 --> 00:27:42,219 Cut!! 454 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,300 - Oh... - Dude! She's dead! 455 00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:47,181 I'm glad you could come over for dinner, Joe. 456 00:27:47,221 --> 00:27:49,941 I'm really excited to show you my laboratory where I design things. 457 00:27:49,981 --> 00:27:52,783 I think you might find one thing in particular very interesting. 458 00:27:55,744 --> 00:27:56,904 Did you say something? 459 00:27:58,144 --> 00:27:59,705 Nah, I was just thinkin'. 460 00:28:01,345 --> 00:28:02,385 Come on in. 461 00:28:05,347 --> 00:28:08,148 Goodness gee. Is this all yours? 462 00:28:08,468 --> 00:28:11,029 Yeah. Bought and paid for,... 463 00:28:11,069 --> 00:28:12,589 ... with all the patents I have. 464 00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,391 See, when I'm not doin' the flicks, I invent stuff. 465 00:28:16,431 --> 00:28:18,031 I'm makin' some serious cash from it. 466 00:28:18,351 --> 00:28:19,512 Oh, what's this here? 467 00:28:20,952 --> 00:28:22,272 I guess I never told you. 468 00:28:23,873 --> 00:28:24,793 Told me what? 469 00:28:27,634 --> 00:28:28,794 See, when I was a kid,... 470 00:28:29,755 --> 00:28:31,396 ... I learned a lot of different kung-fu styles. 471 00:28:32,556 --> 00:28:34,196 One of the styles was hamster. 472 00:28:34,556 --> 00:28:36,737 Hamster style... I don't think I've seen you do hamster. 473 00:28:37,357 --> 00:28:41,558 No. Well, I vowed to my father I would never use hamster-style again. 474 00:28:42,078 --> 00:28:45,320 - Why? What happened? - I don't like to talk about it. 475 00:28:46,341 --> 00:28:48,661 Well, maybe it would help you to talk about it. 476 00:28:48,601 --> 00:28:50,521 You know, get it out. 477 00:28:51,702 --> 00:28:52,842 I don't know if I can. 478 00:28:54,562 --> 00:28:56,244 Well what are you running from, man? 479 00:28:56,804 --> 00:28:58,244 I don't know. 480 00:28:59,965 --> 00:29:01,945 I guess maybe I'm just runnin' from myself. 481 00:29:04,126 --> 00:29:07,407 I mean, it happened several years ago, but I can remember it like it was just yeasterday. 482 00:29:11,329 --> 00:29:13,129 - Hey Dad? - Mhm? 483 00:29:13,769 --> 00:29:16,610 I don't think I'm going to do hamster-style anymore. 484 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:18,290 That's nice. 485 00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:29,254 And that's the way it went down, man. 486 00:29:30,774 --> 00:29:34,855 Shit. I can still smell that newspaper. 487 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:40,378 You know, it does. It does feel better to get it out. 488 00:29:44,219 --> 00:29:45,879 Come on, I wanna show you something. 489 00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:53,622 By the time I finally got this ol' momma to work, it had a lot of parts. 490 00:29:54,182 --> 00:29:57,183 The sucker got pretty heavy. I could barely even lift it now. 491 00:29:56,983 --> 00:29:57,863 What is it? 492 00:29:58,503 --> 00:30:00,744 It's the Orgazmorator. I made it work. 493 00:30:03,225 --> 00:30:04,626 Golly, it's huge. 494 00:30:04,786 --> 00:30:07,266 Yeah. I could probably make a compact version,... 495 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:08,707 ... but then I'd have to use cold fusion... 496 00:30:08,747 --> 00:30:10,867 ... instead of the fission devices inside of it now. 497 00:30:11,488 --> 00:30:14,269 But then, if I could figure out cold fusion, I'd be a millionaire! 498 00:30:22,791 --> 00:30:23,992 Want to give it a shot? 499 00:30:24,592 --> 00:30:25,392 How? 500 00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:27,700 Here. 501 00:30:30,394 --> 00:30:31,915 Stick your arm in this thing here. 502 00:30:33,395 --> 00:30:35,275 Grab hold of the handle and it should power up. 503 00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:42,818 Calm down, dude! Calm down, it's okay. It's just powering up. It's okay. 504 00:30:43,798 --> 00:30:45,319 You can actually hold that thing, huh? 505 00:30:45,999 --> 00:30:49,740 - It's... not that heavy. - That's sweet. 506 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,680 So now what? 507 00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:56,363 So now, I mean, it's... you know, I mean, it's like a gun. I mean, you feel a little trigger on the handle there? 508 00:30:57,403 --> 00:30:58,123 This one? 509 00:31:01,404 --> 00:31:02,764 Oh my gosh, are you okay?? 510 00:31:10,207 --> 00:31:11,007 Thanks, man. 511 00:31:12,608 --> 00:31:14,128 Awww, you're puttin' me on. 512 00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:16,889 No. I told you it works. 513 00:31:18,689 --> 00:31:20,971 Go ahead. Shoot yourself. 514 00:31:22,211 --> 00:31:23,371 No, I... couldn't. 515 00:31:23,411 --> 00:31:26,952 Go on, give yourself a treat! Just shoot yourself in the foot or something. 516 00:31:26,992 --> 00:31:28,333 I gotta get cleaned off. 517 00:31:35,255 --> 00:31:36,255 I told ya! 518 00:31:38,016 --> 00:31:41,057 I told ya it works! Do me again! 519 00:31:41,617 --> 00:31:42,697 This is incredible. 520 00:31:43,417 --> 00:31:45,658 Come on! Do me again. 521 00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:53,421 Amazing. And you made this thing, huh? 522 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,622 Whooh, yeah. 523 00:31:57,522 --> 00:32:00,744 Hahhh, sure beats jerkin', huh? Gettin' your arm all tired? 524 00:32:01,524 --> 00:32:05,505 Wow. Heavenly Father has really given you a gift for science. 525 00:32:05,785 --> 00:32:09,506 Yeah, whatever. Hey, can you walk around with that thing on? 526 00:32:10,026 --> 00:32:11,386 I think so. Why? 527 00:32:12,107 --> 00:32:13,588 Wanna go have some fun? 528 00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:14,907 Get up against the wall. Spread your legs. 529 00:33:15,247 --> 00:33:17,567 Keep your arm up there! You have the right... 530 00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:40,375 -All right, gigolo, this is the last scene for the day. Are you okay? 531 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:44,057 - No... - Good. This is the scene where the evil Keena Rexis... 532 00:33:44,097 --> 00:33:47,258 ... whisks you back in time to the Garden of Eden. Nice, huh? 533 00:33:47,398 --> 00:33:50,779 Look at me. It's just you and T Rex in this scene,... 534 00:33:50,819 --> 00:33:52,499 ...so we're gonna need a lot of hot action... 535 00:33:52,539 --> 00:33:54,980 ... before we bring in your stunt cock. All right? 536 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:56,060 Go ahead, lay down. 537 00:33:59,462 --> 00:34:01,582 ...Why do they call her T-Rex? 538 00:34:08,144 --> 00:34:10,266 Hi fellas, I'm ready to fuck. 539 00:34:10,306 --> 00:34:11,826 Oh my gosh! 540 00:34:11,866 --> 00:34:14,867 - You want me on top? - No! No. Ah, I'll be on top. 541 00:34:15,467 --> 00:34:19,348 You're gonna make my come, or I'm gonna kick your butt. 542 00:34:20,788 --> 00:34:21,629 Action! 543 00:34:21,669 --> 00:34:30,712 Come on! Come on now! Ah! Oh, baby! Oh, you make me so hot now! Come on! 544 00:34:30,952 --> 00:34:31,972 Oh, that's great. 545 00:34:32,032 --> 00:34:33,793 Oh, you make me so hot!! 546 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:38,675 Come on! Fudge me now! Fudge me now! Come on! Come on! 547 00:35:16,287 --> 00:35:18,688 Oohh, come on, lover! Baby! 548 00:35:18,888 --> 00:35:21,248 Damn, dude, that's some hot shit right there. 549 00:35:23,449 --> 00:35:26,410 Hey! Can I get everyone together for a few photos? 550 00:35:26,810 --> 00:35:29,851 - Photos.. photos for what? - Just some stills for publicity. 551 00:35:30,892 --> 00:35:32,812 You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',... 552 00:35:32,852 --> 00:35:34,933 ... but I'm really gonna miss you guys when the show is over. 553 00:35:35,493 --> 00:35:38,093 Ben, do you think people will see this video in Utah? 554 00:35:38,494 --> 00:35:39,854 I wouldn't worry about it, dude. 555 00:35:39,894 --> 00:35:42,776 Some of these movies we've made every month, no one is even gonna notice. 556 00:35:42,856 --> 00:35:45,456 Say... Geddy Lee. 557 00:35:45,856 --> 00:35:49,537 - Who's Geddy Lee? - Geddy Lee! Best bass player ever! Come on! 558 00:35:50,177 --> 00:35:51,138 Geddy Lee. 559 00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:23,709 Mr. Orbison, it's Joe Young. 560 00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:25,989 Oh Hung! Joe Hung, how are you? 561 00:36:26,029 --> 00:36:29,030 I wa... I actually haven't received my money yet, and I was wonderi... 562 00:36:29,070 --> 00:36:32,551 Of course, Joe. Your money, you know, I was just over at the accounting department,... 563 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:35,413 ... and I think they were putting the checks through the big check processor. 564 00:36:44,355 --> 00:36:47,357 No. I got my mail today and... and it's not there. 565 00:36:47,657 --> 00:36:49,517 Those diry bastards! 566 00:36:49,597 --> 00:36:52,298 Well I need to get it before I can go home, see? I... 567 00:36:52,718 --> 00:36:54,618 I'll have that fuckin' postman for lunch! 568 00:36:54,618 --> 00:36:57,279 You know, I put that thing in the mail three times now, Young! 569 00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:58,500 Okay. 570 00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,321 An exclusive look at the story... 571 00:37:00,361 --> 00:37:02,762 ... behind the crossover success of the decade. 572 00:37:06,843 --> 00:37:09,963 - Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero! - You can't get me, Orgazmo! 573 00:37:10,243 --> 00:37:12,724 I'll get you with my... Orgazmorator! 574 00:37:14,645 --> 00:37:17,126 How does a movie about a sex superhero... 575 00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:19,167 ... become a box-office smash? 576 00:37:22,047 --> 00:37:24,768 This year's John Holmes award goes to... 577 00:37:27,530 --> 00:37:29,890 Tom Hung for Orgazmo! 578 00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:36,600 Gosh. 579 00:37:46,495 --> 00:37:47,936 Holy shit! 580 00:37:47,976 --> 00:37:49,736 What's the difference between Orgazmo... 581 00:37:49,776 --> 00:37:52,097 ... and your previous porn titles, like Schindler's Fist? 582 00:37:52,137 --> 00:37:55,739 I really think history will describe Orgazmo better than I possibly could. 583 00:38:21,227 --> 00:38:22,187 Hi, Ben. 584 00:38:22,547 --> 00:38:25,548 Hey Georgi. God-damn! Did your breasts get bigger?? 585 00:38:25,548 --> 00:38:27,288 Yeah, I... uh... I upgraded. 586 00:38:27,829 --> 00:38:30,349 My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body... 587 00:38:30,389 --> 00:38:32,791 ... to kill a small elephant. Isn't that cool? 588 00:38:33,951 --> 00:38:34,951 Hey Orgazmo! 589 00:38:35,151 --> 00:38:38,492 I'm not Orgazmo. My name is Joe, okay? Not Orgazmo. 590 00:38:38,872 --> 00:38:41,973 Man, you should be psyched to be Orgazmo. Especially today, I mean... 591 00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:44,874 Look at this party. Everybody in the business is here today! 592 00:38:44,954 --> 00:38:48,356 I don't know any of these people. I just came to get the rest of my money and go. 593 00:38:48,556 --> 00:38:49,636 Choda-boy! 594 00:38:53,557 --> 00:38:54,557 Hey! Orgazmo! 595 00:38:54,717 --> 00:38:56,158 - I'm not Orgazmo, okay? - Yeah. 596 00:38:56,158 --> 00:38:57,358 Have you seen Mr. Orbison? 597 00:38:57,398 --> 00:38:59,680 Oh, yeah. I think he's over there someplace or something. 598 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,200 - Hey, what do you think of this band? - Um... fine. 599 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,781 Yeah. I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode. 600 00:39:08,202 --> 00:39:09,822 You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',... 601 00:39:09,862 --> 00:39:11,804 ... but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band. 602 00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:14,004 That's nice. 603 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:20,400 Oh yeah oh yeah. You know my homie got the bitches and the cheap boca cheap. 604 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:24,300 Got my jimmy on your tosset and the rhyme of feelin' ill. 605 00:39:24,768 --> 00:39:27,208 Oh sorry. We are not open yet. 606 00:39:27,568 --> 00:39:30,169 Oh that's okay. We're not hungry anyway. 607 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,330 You get outta here! 608 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,690 Regarding the contract,... 609 00:39:33,730 --> 00:39:35,850 ... our boss told us to make you a better offer. 610 00:39:37,171 --> 00:39:39,572 Now, here's the pen. Here's the contract. 611 00:39:39,612 --> 00:39:44,534 Bitch! You gonna get popped! If you keep ridin' me! 612 00:39:44,574 --> 00:39:47,334 Oops. Wrong answer, homie! 613 00:39:49,015 --> 00:39:52,057 Hey Hung, just the man I wanted to talk to! 614 00:39:52,097 --> 00:39:54,377 I actually just came by to collect the rest of my money. 615 00:39:54,417 --> 00:39:56,098 Oh yeah, sure, sure. Here, here. 616 00:39:56,798 --> 00:39:59,978 Hey listen. Joe. That is a lot of money. 617 00:40:00,299 --> 00:40:02,659 That's nothing for a man of your talent. 618 00:40:06,381 --> 00:40:09,262 Heheh. How do you like that, G?! 619 00:40:11,783 --> 00:40:14,543 Oh, you dirty bastard! 620 00:40:15,883 --> 00:40:16,664 Come on. 621 00:40:16,785 --> 00:40:20,826 You better check yourself before you wreck wreck wreck yourself. 622 00:40:21,706 --> 00:40:23,466 One! Two! 623 00:40:26,787 --> 00:40:28,628 Oh, that hurts. 624 00:40:28,628 --> 00:40:30,549 - You gonna sign the papers? - Your momma! 625 00:40:30,589 --> 00:40:32,590 - Are you gonna sign the papers?! - Your momma!! 626 00:40:33,990 --> 00:40:36,631 Oh no no, not the glass. I just replaced it. 627 00:40:38,031 --> 00:40:41,552 Oooohhhh! Oh, that hurt so bahahad! 628 00:40:43,172 --> 00:40:44,834 A sequel! You wanna do a sequ... 629 00:40:46,234 --> 00:40:48,795 With the success of this thing, how could I not wanna make a sequel? 630 00:40:48,975 --> 00:40:53,196 Look, Joe, I know how crucial you are to Orgazmo's popularity. 631 00:40:53,236 --> 00:40:59,278 That's why... I'm doubling your salary. Forty... thousand... dollars. 632 00:41:00,799 --> 00:41:02,119 Oh, boy. 633 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,922 - Sign the paper! - Ohohoh. Okay, okay. I will sign it. 634 00:41:09,962 --> 00:41:12,562 Yeah, I know you'd see it our way. Sign it! 635 00:41:21,205 --> 00:41:24,807 Thank you Los Naked Mariachis. 636 00:41:25,207 --> 00:41:28,487 People, I have a very important announcement to make! 637 00:41:28,607 --> 00:41:34,409 In three days, we will begin principal photography on "Orgazmo 2". 638 00:41:45,613 --> 00:41:47,213 - Hello. - Hi honey! 639 00:41:47,253 --> 00:41:50,935 - Oh, Lisa! Oh, hi. - How are you? 640 00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:55,716 Oh I... I'm fine. I... I have some news. 641 00:41:55,736 --> 00:41:56,736 Good or bad? 642 00:41:56,816 --> 00:42:02,059 Well, good and bad, I guess. Uh... they want me to do a sequel. 643 00:42:02,679 --> 00:42:04,979 - A sequel? - Yeah. 644 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,680 To "Death of a Salesman"? 645 00:42:09,841 --> 00:42:12,101 What? Wait, doesn't he die at the end of the first one? 646 00:42:13,622 --> 00:42:20,664 Um... Yes. Yes, he does. But... but he has a twin brother, who... who wants revenge now. 647 00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:24,705 Revenge? But... he kills himself, didn't he? 648 00:42:26,026 --> 00:42:29,988 Nooo. Nooo. That, that's just what you were led to believe. 649 00:42:30,028 --> 00:42:35,749 He was killed by the CIA for selling smack... to... Nazis. 650 00:42:37,149 --> 00:42:40,710 Wow! All this time I thought "Death of a Salesman" was boring. 651 00:42:40,831 --> 00:42:44,872 But Lisa, they're giving me forty thousand dollars this time. 652 00:42:46,513 --> 00:42:48,073 Oh, you're the best, Joe! 653 00:42:48,393 --> 00:42:52,794 Oh poopie! Forty thousand dollars. We can almost buy a house. 654 00:42:53,074 --> 00:42:56,636 I know. And that's why I... agreed to do it. 655 00:42:58,017 --> 00:43:01,117 Oh, I have to go, Joe. Daddy's here to pick me up... 656 00:43:01,157 --> 00:43:05,478 For choir practice, I know. I'll call you tomorrow, okay? 657 00:43:05,478 --> 00:43:08,720 Okay. Jesus and I love you, Joe. 658 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,841 Jesus and I love you, too, cupcake. Byebye. 659 00:43:26,046 --> 00:43:28,326 Hey! You're Orgazmo, aren't you? 660 00:43:28,366 --> 00:43:32,047 No. I mean, yes. My name's Joe. I play a character named Orgazmo. 661 00:43:32,087 --> 00:43:33,809 - Listen, don't get fancy with me, kiddo... - No, I wo... 662 00:43:39,570 --> 00:43:41,390 You're not the bad boy around here anymore. 663 00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:43,891 The name is A-Cup; I play Neutered Man. 664 00:43:43,971 --> 00:43:44,891 Neutered Man? 665 00:43:44,931 --> 00:43:46,413 Orgazmo's new arch-enemy! 666 00:43:46,893 --> 00:43:50,174 Don't you get it? Neutered Man! He has no balls! 667 00:43:50,374 --> 00:43:52,614 Orgazmo's little ray won't work on him! 668 00:43:52,854 --> 00:43:55,655 - But... Orgazmo beats him, right? - How?? 669 00:43:56,215 --> 00:43:57,255 Well Orgazmo will find a way... 670 00:43:57,295 --> 00:43:58,500 - How??? - I don't know. 671 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:02,058 Read the script, duder! Orgazmo doesn't find a way! 672 00:44:02,058 --> 00:44:03,338 Neutered Man escapes! 673 00:44:04,398 --> 00:44:08,279 You know, it's funny. You look a lot tougher on the screen. 674 00:44:15,022 --> 00:44:18,463 Maybe I'll show you some real moves sometime. Asshole. 675 00:44:20,463 --> 00:44:21,723 Hey, whattaya think, Ace? 676 00:44:21,863 --> 00:44:24,624 I don't like it. It doesn't have the spirit of the first one. 677 00:44:24,864 --> 00:44:25,785 And action. 678 00:44:29,866 --> 00:44:31,827 Now that I have you at the Parthenon,... 679 00:44:32,067 --> 00:44:35,068 ... I will sacrifice you to the god of lust. 680 00:44:36,508 --> 00:44:38,669 You're so evil, Neutered Man! 681 00:44:39,150 --> 00:44:41,830 If Orgazmo was here, he wouldn't let you do this to us. 682 00:44:41,170 --> 00:44:44,071 I'm not afraid of Orgazmo! 683 00:44:44,271 --> 00:44:46,031 Did someone say my name? 684 00:44:46,592 --> 00:44:48,512 Orgazmo! 685 00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:49,832 And Choda Boy! 686 00:44:51,794 --> 00:44:53,034 Let them go, Neutered Man! 687 00:44:53,074 --> 00:44:55,555 Never! I'll kill you first! 688 00:45:04,397 --> 00:45:07,679 Your little ray has no effect on meeee, Orgazmo! 689 00:45:11,980 --> 00:45:14,601 Why doesn't your Orgazmo ray work on him, Orgazmo? 690 00:45:14,641 --> 00:45:17,441 I don't know, Choda Boy. It's all Greek to me. 691 00:45:20,883 --> 00:45:24,564 - Orgazmo, you saved us. - How can we ever repay you? 692 00:45:24,604 --> 00:45:26,044 I have an idea. 693 00:45:37,088 --> 00:45:39,969 Cut. Stunt cock. 694 00:45:40,009 --> 00:45:41,569 - Stunt cock. - Stunt cock. 695 00:45:53,693 --> 00:45:55,214 - Rogers? - Yeah boss. 696 00:45:56,494 --> 00:45:57,695 ...Who is that? 697 00:45:58,916 --> 00:46:00,796 Oh, that's Ted, the new stunt cock guy. 698 00:46:02,696 --> 00:46:04,437 ...And you don't see a problem with this? 699 00:46:06,737 --> 00:46:07,618 Nope. 700 00:46:11,660 --> 00:46:13,300 All right, fuck it. 701 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:15,101 Hey, is that a new costume, Joe? 702 00:46:15,701 --> 00:46:18,061 No, I think it's the same one we've always used. 703 00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:23,102 You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you've got a really nice ass. 704 00:46:26,024 --> 00:46:28,785 - Uh... Thanks? - Sure, dude. 705 00:46:38,108 --> 00:46:42,469 What the hell? G-Fresh, what happened to you, man? How'd you get that scratch? 706 00:46:42,509 --> 00:46:47,471 Oh, I'm sorry, Gs. I'm closing down. I have to be out in two weeks. 707 00:46:47,591 --> 00:46:48,911 What? Why? 708 00:46:49,111 --> 00:46:52,353 Well the punks from next door got me angry. 709 00:46:52,513 --> 00:46:53,753 You signed the papers? 710 00:46:53,713 --> 00:46:59,775 Well they came in the other day, and just whupped my sorry black ass. Oh... 711 00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:01,475 Did you call the police? 712 00:47:03,116 --> 00:47:05,757 I make you guys last sushi for half price. 713 00:47:06,117 --> 00:47:07,237 Gozaimasen. 714 00:47:07,518 --> 00:47:10,838 Um.. just give me tuna, salmon, shrimp. 715 00:47:13,519 --> 00:47:15,039 We've got to help him, Joe. 716 00:47:16,961 --> 00:47:19,241 Oh, right. What are we gonna do against a gang of thugs? 717 00:47:19,722 --> 00:47:22,422 Look, you and I are both great martial artists, right? 718 00:47:22,522 --> 00:47:26,723 I mean, we're pretty good. And I'm willing to bet that between the two of us we can take these guys. 719 00:47:27,724 --> 00:47:29,705 Those guys probably have guns, Ben. 720 00:47:29,705 --> 00:47:31,005 Martial arts don't stop guns. 721 00:47:31,005 --> 00:47:33,900 Ma do itashimashita. Hai, douzo. (My pleasure. Here, please.) 722 00:47:37,327 --> 00:47:39,167 - Jesus! - Where? 723 00:47:39,167 --> 00:47:41,648 Joe! I just got the most amazing idea ever. 724 00:47:41,728 --> 00:47:45,650 The Orgazmorator, Joe! You can use the Orgazmorator as a weapon! 725 00:47:45,850 --> 00:47:47,290 You can stun anybody who has a gun,... 726 00:47:47,330 --> 00:47:49,691 ... take 'em out of commission! And we kick their asses. 727 00:47:49,731 --> 00:47:53,172 - Are you nuts?? That... that won't work! - Why not?! 728 00:47:53,772 --> 00:47:57,094 Well ...Even if we succeded, those guys would come after us eventually. 729 00:47:57,834 --> 00:47:59,054 We can use disguises. 730 00:47:59,975 --> 00:48:02,115 We can cover ourselves up so nobody can recognize us. 731 00:48:02,135 --> 00:48:04,376 - That won't work! - Why not?? 732 00:48:04,736 --> 00:48:06,656 Because it won't, gosh darnit! 733 00:48:13,379 --> 00:48:14,919 I'll tell you something, Joe. 734 00:48:16,300 --> 00:48:19,740 There's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man. 735 00:48:20,141 --> 00:48:21,622 Boy, I'll say. 736 00:48:24,543 --> 00:48:26,023 So what do you say, pal? 737 00:48:27,503 --> 00:48:28,904 We can wear disguises? 738 00:48:47,830 --> 00:48:49,031 We look ridiculous. 739 00:48:49,791 --> 00:48:55,192 Dude, listen, it's the way people in this club dress, awright? We've got to fit in. Here, put this shit on. 740 00:48:56,953 --> 00:48:59,513 - All right, so what's the plan? - Why are you asking me? 741 00:49:01,555 --> 00:49:04,916 ...'kay. We go in the front door,... 742 00:49:04,956 --> 00:49:06,716 ... then we walk to the back, grab the contracts,... 743 00:49:06,756 --> 00:49:10,477 ... and if anyone tries to stop us, we fuck his shit up. 744 00:49:11,357 --> 00:49:13,758 That's a great plan, Ben. Really well thought out. 745 00:49:13,799 --> 00:49:15,399 Let's kick some ass, baby! 746 00:49:27,963 --> 00:49:29,124 Head to the back! 747 00:49:38,966 --> 00:49:40,768 Come on, Joe! Up the stairs! 748 00:49:46,209 --> 00:49:47,769 Oh, it's locked. Too bad. 749 00:49:47,809 --> 00:49:50,810 Don't worry! I have the Slim Johnson. 750 00:49:58,013 --> 00:49:59,373 What the fuck is this? 751 00:49:59,773 --> 00:50:02,614 You have a contract signed by G-Fresh! We want it back! 752 00:50:02,954 --> 00:50:04,875 You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me, right? 753 00:50:07,376 --> 00:50:09,337 - Jimmy, kick their asses. - You kick their asses. 754 00:50:09,377 --> 00:50:10,238 Jimmy, kick their asses. 755 00:50:10,238 --> 00:50:12,500 I'm tired of kicking everybody's ass. I'm not kicking their asses. 756 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:14,438 - Yeah, my heart bleeds for ya... - Kick their fuckin' asses! 757 00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:16,939 Go. Guppy, play. 758 00:50:22,781 --> 00:50:24,661 Com'ere, you little... whatever you are! 759 00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:33,300 Joe! 760 00:50:50,990 --> 00:50:51,910 I'll kill you! 761 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:12,200 Die! 762 00:51:27,002 --> 00:51:29,763 - Where's the contract?! - What contract? 763 00:51:33,123 --> 00:51:35,004 God-damnit! I'm not gonna ask you again! 764 00:51:35,044 --> 00:51:37,365 All right! All right already! It's over there. 765 00:51:39,766 --> 00:51:40,886 Got it! 766 00:51:46,608 --> 00:51:49,208 I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore! 767 00:51:49,248 --> 00:51:51,370 You mess with him, we mess with you! 768 00:51:54,211 --> 00:51:55,971 Bye-bye. God bless. 769 00:51:58,212 --> 00:51:59,572 Look out, fucker! 770 00:52:02,213 --> 00:52:04,174 Rocco! Stop them! 771 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,400 Yuktuki! 772 00:52:37,424 --> 00:52:38,425 Curses! 773 00:52:41,385 --> 00:52:42,586 Curses? 774 00:52:43,267 --> 00:52:46,788 Woo! Yeah! God, that kicked ass, didn't it?! 775 00:52:46,828 --> 00:52:47,908 No, it was horrible! 776 00:52:48,828 --> 00:52:54,390 What are you talkin' about?! God, we got in there, we kicked their ass, we got the contract, and we got out! 777 00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:56,831 Fuck, dude, it couldn't be scripted any better than that! 778 00:52:57,771 --> 00:52:59,192 Actually, I take that back. 779 00:52:59,232 --> 00:53:03,193 That guy... was pointing a gun at me. He could've shot me, Ben. 780 00:53:03,393 --> 00:53:06,874 And all I know... is that little guys always get stepped on. 781 00:53:06,914 --> 00:53:09,154 Tonight, we did some stepping! 782 00:53:09,194 --> 00:53:11,836 And all I know is I gotta get the heck out of Los Angeles. 783 00:53:11,876 --> 00:53:14,076 Way too much weird stuff goes on here! 784 00:53:18,037 --> 00:53:18,838 Surprise! 785 00:53:21,838 --> 00:53:24,480 - Hi, honey. - Lisa? What are you doing here? 786 00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:28,601 I couldn't take it anymore. Daddy lent me some money to come out. Isn't that great?? 787 00:53:28,641 --> 00:53:31,121 Noo! I mean... I mean... 788 00:53:31,802 --> 00:53:33,282 ... bo- Boy, I'll say! 789 00:53:33,322 --> 00:53:34,643 How long you staying? 790 00:53:34,983 --> 00:53:36,204 Until the show's over. 791 00:53:37,944 --> 00:53:42,526 I know! I know. I know. I know. I know. Living together before we're married is strange. 792 00:53:42,566 --> 00:53:44,606 But I figure, heck, the Lord won't be angry... 793 00:53:44,606 --> 00:53:46,807 ... as long as I sleep on the couch, right? 794 00:53:48,347 --> 00:53:50,248 I... actually I don't know, Lise. 795 00:53:50,248 --> 00:53:52,929 The Lord's kinda tricky when it comes to stuff like that. 796 00:53:54,249 --> 00:53:56,170 Waitwaitwait, hold on, hold on. Ah... 797 00:53:57,070 --> 00:54:00,451 Wow, this is a much nicer apartment than I thought you'd have. 798 00:54:00,851 --> 00:54:02,252 Yeah, I got some new stuff. 799 00:54:03,853 --> 00:54:06,413 Oh, when is your next shoot? I wanna come and watch. 800 00:54:07,294 --> 00:54:09,694 It's sold out. I mean, it's a closed set. 801 00:54:09,754 --> 00:54:12,015 Oh. Well, I'm sure you can get me in. 802 00:54:12,255 --> 00:54:13,175 I doubt it. 803 00:54:15,175 --> 00:54:17,977 This place is such a mess. I can't stand for you to see it like this. 804 00:54:17,977 --> 00:54:19,858 What are you talking about? This is spotless. 805 00:54:21,218 --> 00:54:25,979 Joe?? Joe, what is the matter? Aren't you glad to see me? 806 00:54:26,259 --> 00:54:27,740 Haven't you missed me? 807 00:54:29,861 --> 00:54:32,022 You have no idea how much I've missed you, Lise. 808 00:54:32,462 --> 00:54:36,422 - I've almost forgotten how beautiful you are. - Oh, Joe. 809 00:54:45,746 --> 00:54:47,387 - Hello. - Shut up. 810 00:54:47,467 --> 00:54:48,987 How you doin', A-Cup? 811 00:54:49,027 --> 00:54:50,828 Fuck you! 812 00:54:51,868 --> 00:54:55,310 Hey! Come here. 813 00:54:56,070 --> 00:54:57,190 Come here. 814 00:55:07,033 --> 00:55:09,074 Now get the fuck out of here! 815 00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:10,914 Action! 816 00:55:11,075 --> 00:55:13,875 I should have known you'd team up with Neutered Man, Lobstra! 817 00:55:13,915 --> 00:55:15,596 That's right, Choda Boy! 818 00:55:15,716 --> 00:55:19,356 And if you don't tell me where Orgazmo is, I'll... 819 00:55:20,556 --> 00:55:22,438 ... screw you to death! 820 00:55:23,079 --> 00:55:25,319 I'd like to see you try! 821 00:55:25,679 --> 00:55:26,799 All right. 822 00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:30,480 Just let me get out of these clothes... 823 00:55:39,484 --> 00:55:40,664 Where do you want me? 824 00:55:41,084 --> 00:55:43,365 You're not in the shot yet. 825 00:55:44,005 --> 00:55:45,685 Oh. Oh. Sorry. 826 00:55:46,685 --> 00:55:47,287 Stop it! 827 00:55:48,687 --> 00:55:51,368 - Stop grabbing my ass! - Momm, baby. 828 00:55:51,408 --> 00:55:53,948 - Knock it off! We're not rolling! - I'd say we are! 829 00:55:55,008 --> 00:55:57,369 - Hey hey hey, leave her alone. - Don't you fuckin' tell me what to do! 830 00:55:57,409 --> 00:55:58,929 Just leave her alone. You don't have any right to... 831 00:56:06,973 --> 00:56:08,933 Oh yeah??? You want some? 832 00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:11,400 - You want some of me? - Hey hey heyhey! Hey HEY hey hey hey! 833 00:56:13,074 --> 00:56:16,216 A-Cup, look what you did here. 834 00:56:16,256 --> 00:56:18,616 He's supposed to work in the next scene. 835 00:56:18,656 --> 00:56:20,777 I'm sorry, Uncle Orbison. He provoked me. 836 00:56:20,817 --> 00:56:23,557 The both of you two better stop scrappin' or else... 837 00:56:23,557 --> 00:56:26,299 ... you'll be sleepin' with the fishes. See? 838 00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:30,260 Merry Christmas. 839 00:56:33,501 --> 00:56:37,422 - He totally started it, Mr. Orbison. I... - Just get to make-up, Hung. 840 00:56:39,463 --> 00:56:40,584 Are you okay? 841 00:56:41,424 --> 00:56:45,585 Yeah. Thanks for trying to help, Joe. You know, he kinda really hurt me. 842 00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:50,466 Action. 843 00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:51,800 Oh, yeah. 844 00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:52,900 Oh, no! 845 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000 Oh, yeah. 846 00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:55,100 Oh, no. 847 00:56:55,708 --> 00:56:57,469 Do something, Choda Dog! 848 00:56:58,709 --> 00:57:01,550 Quickly, Choda Dog. Bite through these ropes! 849 00:57:24,518 --> 00:57:26,798 Thanks, Choda Boy. That's just what I need. 850 00:57:26,838 --> 00:57:27,518 Joe? 851 00:57:27,558 --> 00:57:30,879 What has Jizzmaster Zero done with the little fat retarded kid from Boise? 852 00:57:30,919 --> 00:57:32,241 I don't know. 853 00:57:32,281 --> 00:57:34,361 We must find Jizzmaster Zero! 854 00:57:34,721 --> 00:57:36,001 Here they come, Choda Boy! Duck. 855 00:57:40,002 --> 00:57:42,523 Excuse me. What movie is this? 856 00:57:42,723 --> 00:57:45,845 What movie is this? Have you been living in a cardboard box, lady? 857 00:57:45,885 --> 00:57:47,365 No, I'm from Utah. 858 00:57:48,006 --> 00:57:49,846 Oh. I'm sorry. 859 00:57:52,527 --> 00:57:56,808 Joe, Joe, these are two of the hottest porn stars in Japan. 860 00:57:56,848 --> 00:57:59,489 Natsuko and Haruko. 861 00:57:59,929 --> 00:58:01,890 - Hi! - How do you do? 862 00:58:01,930 --> 00:58:05,971 Natsuko, you go sit over here. Right on the bed. Very good. 863 00:58:05,971 --> 00:58:08,412 And Haruko, you sit right here, darling. 864 00:58:09,132 --> 00:58:11,333 Now, when we roll cameras,... 865 00:58:11,373 --> 00:58:16,214 ... Natsuko, you say: "There is no escaping us, Orgazmo." 866 00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:20,816 There iz no escaping us, Orugazmo? 867 00:58:20,856 --> 00:58:25,498 Good. And Haruko, you say: "Prepare to meet your doom!" 868 00:58:25,538 --> 00:58:29,339 Prepare da meet zou doom! 869 00:58:30,299 --> 00:58:31,579 Good. Close enough. 870 00:58:31,619 --> 00:58:33,660 Joe, you say: 871 00:58:33,740 --> 00:58:37,142 "I'll find a way to break free, Assfuck Twins!" 872 00:58:37,182 --> 00:58:41,023 I'll find a way to bre...! Oh... Ah, wuh. I... I can't say that. 873 00:58:41,063 --> 00:58:42,703 - Say what? - What are they called? 874 00:58:42,743 --> 00:58:44,023 The Assfuck Twins. 875 00:58:43,943 --> 00:58:46,944 I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? 876 00:58:46,984 --> 00:58:48,544 But they're the Assfuck Twins. 877 00:58:48,584 --> 00:58:52,466 Well I know, but... couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something? 878 00:58:52,747 --> 00:58:57,508 No, you couldn't just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. 879 00:58:57,748 --> 00:59:00,248 Why would you call them the Naughty Twins when... 880 00:59:00,488 --> 00:59:02,389 ... they get fucked in the ass all the time? 881 00:59:02,549 --> 00:59:04,150 Well, that's pretty naughty. 882 00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:08,872 Look Hung! I've been pretty patient with you, but it's wearing thin! 883 00:59:08,912 --> 00:59:12,232 Now my need to kiss your ass is over! 884 00:59:12,472 --> 00:59:16,073 So you'd better shape up, kiddo. Understood?! 885 00:59:16,434 --> 00:59:17,635 Yes sir. 886 00:59:18,035 --> 00:59:20,916 Okay. Let's shoot this. 887 00:59:22,556 --> 00:59:23,676 Roll camera. 888 00:59:27,997 --> 00:59:29,439 And action! 889 00:59:31,759 --> 00:59:35,600 There is no escaping us, Orugazmo. 890 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:39,541 Prepare da meet zor doom! 891 00:59:39,781 --> 00:59:41,682 I'll find a way to break free,... 892 00:59:42,443 --> 00:59:44,203 ... A... assfucktwins! 893 00:59:47,764 --> 00:59:49,845 Get away from him, Assfuck Twins! 894 00:59:49,885 --> 00:59:52,725 - Chodai Bo! - That's right! 895 00:59:52,865 --> 00:59:54,506 Let's see how you like my... 896 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,000 ... cock rocket! 897 00:59:59,168 --> 01:00:00,768 Cock rocket! 898 01:00:10,472 --> 01:00:13,253 Cut cut cut! God-damnit cut!! 899 01:00:13,373 --> 01:00:16,173 You call that an explosing, Chapleski?! 900 01:00:16,573 --> 01:00:18,454 I told you to make it bigger! 901 01:00:18,494 --> 01:00:22,056 All right, mellow out, I'll make it bigger. Jesus. 902 01:00:22,096 --> 01:00:22,816 Where? 903 01:00:23,856 --> 01:00:27,217 The both of you two assholes get off of my set!! 904 01:00:27,737 --> 01:00:32,018 We'll just shoot the fucking sex! Bring me my stunt cock! 905 01:00:32,578 --> 01:00:35,100 - Stunt cock. - Stunt cock. 906 01:00:37,581 --> 01:00:38,581 Hey, how're you doin'? 907 01:00:39,581 --> 01:00:41,181 Just get in there and fuck. 908 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:44,942 - I haven't slapped my ass yet. - Move, fuck boy! 909 01:00:50,985 --> 01:00:52,605 Assfuck Twins!! Wooo!! 910 01:00:53,786 --> 01:00:56,066 Boy, I've never seen Mr. Orbison like that. 911 01:00:56,306 --> 01:01:00,907 Well he's a first-class asshole, that's for sure. See ya tomorrow. 912 01:01:00,987 --> 01:01:01,629 Good night. 913 01:01:05,209 --> 01:01:07,350 - Oh. Hey, Joe. - Oh. Hi Dave. 914 01:01:07,350 --> 01:01:10,771 - You know, you did a good job in there today, man. - Thanks. Thanks, man. 915 01:01:10,771 --> 01:01:12,851 You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',... 916 01:01:12,991 --> 01:01:15,213 ... but I kinda wanna make love to you tonight. 917 01:01:19,694 --> 01:01:21,194 Goodbye, Choda Boy. 918 01:01:21,234 --> 01:01:23,275 'Night. Whoa, excuse me. 919 01:01:23,975 --> 01:01:26,296 Ey Boss, this guy looks really familiar. 920 01:01:26,996 --> 01:01:29,998 'Course he looks familiar. He's Choda Boy in the film. 921 01:01:30,838 --> 01:01:34,639 Oh yeah, that's right. Choda Boy. Good stuff. 922 01:01:34,679 --> 01:01:37,799 - You work for Orbison? - Is there a problem, Chapleski? 923 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:44,282 No... There's no problem. Excuse me. 924 01:01:46,003 --> 01:01:47,523 Hi Cupcake, I'm home. 925 01:01:48,403 --> 01:01:51,204 - Orgazmo! - And Choda Boy! 926 01:01:51,804 --> 01:01:53,565 I'll use my Orgazmorator. 927 01:01:55,006 --> 01:01:55,966 Nice shot! 928 01:01:58,087 --> 01:02:02,127 - Ah... How's it going? - Joe, how could you? 929 01:02:04,248 --> 01:02:05,448 Lisa, listen to me. 930 01:02:05,728 --> 01:02:08,370 You had your heart so set on being married in the Temple and,... 931 01:02:08,510 --> 01:02:11,551 ... and having a nice place to live and... I wanted to have it all for you. 932 01:02:11,551 --> 01:02:14,111 But you had to know that I didn't want this. 933 01:02:16,773 --> 01:02:20,414 I... it all happened so fast, Lise. But bu... 934 01:02:20,414 --> 01:02:22,655 Fie on you, Satan! 935 01:02:25,895 --> 01:02:28,616 Lise, I... I thought nobody would ever know. 936 01:02:28,656 --> 01:02:30,537 I had no idea it would get this popular. 937 01:02:30,577 --> 01:02:33,418 How could you have sex with all of those women?? 938 01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:35,939 I didn't have sex with them. It was a stunt cock. 939 01:02:37,999 --> 01:02:40,400 A stunt... cock? 940 01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:41,700 Yeah. 941 01:02:42,461 --> 01:02:48,543 So... So you...aren't actually touching those women's... breasts? 942 01:02:49,623 --> 01:02:52,804 Oh... no, that's all just... special effects. 943 01:02:53,284 --> 01:02:54,524 Really? 944 01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:56,200 No. 945 01:02:58,025 --> 01:02:59,747 Lisa, I love you. 946 01:03:00,087 --> 01:03:03,108 And... and I did this all for you and... for us. 947 01:03:03,148 --> 01:03:06,228 Hey, is this what you think Heavenly Father has intended for you?? 948 01:03:08,149 --> 01:03:11,710 I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something. 949 01:03:12,030 --> 01:03:13,511 You have to quit, Joe. 950 01:03:13,911 --> 01:03:17,232 You have to quit, right now, and get back to Utah. 951 01:03:17,472 --> 01:03:19,713 I can't quit, Lisa, we're still shooting. 952 01:03:19,633 --> 01:03:21,453 But, ehp, what about me? 953 01:03:22,033 --> 01:03:26,996 Lisa, it's two more days. Two more days of shooting, and then we'll have all the money we need. 954 01:03:27,036 --> 01:03:30,076 I don't want the money if this is how you have to earn it! 955 01:03:30,076 --> 01:03:31,757 Well, I don't know how else I can earn it! 956 01:03:31,757 --> 01:03:33,417 Joe, it is wrong! 957 01:03:33,417 --> 01:03:35,798 Will you just stop hollerin' at me?! Criminy! 958 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,321 I guess we don't have anything else to say. 959 01:03:53,944 --> 01:03:55,885 I don't know what's happened to you, Joe. 960 01:03:57,345 --> 01:03:58,445 But... 961 01:03:59,145 --> 01:04:01,446 ... I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen. 962 01:04:01,726 --> 01:04:03,607 Don't quote Dickens in my apartment! 963 01:04:10,049 --> 01:04:12,470 That's right. My house. 964 01:04:12,470 --> 01:04:18,753 Oooo! Come on now! Come on, baby! Oh-oh yeah! Spank that ass now! 965 01:04:18,753 --> 01:04:25,500 Come on! Come on! Move that ass, baby! Woo! Ohh yeah! Oh, that's a baby now! 966 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:26,255 Lisa. 967 01:04:26,255 --> 01:04:29,035 Oh, you feel so good inside me, baby! 968 01:04:29,035 --> 01:04:30,100 Lisa! 969 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:32,777 Lis... LISA!! 970 01:04:32,777 --> 01:04:38,978 Use your little foam here! That's right, baby! Come on! Give it to momma now! Give it to momma now! 971 01:04:38,978 --> 01:04:40,339 Awww, heck! 972 01:04:40,459 --> 01:04:43,179 - What's your name again? - I am Sancho. 973 01:04:43,219 --> 01:04:45,701 Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. 974 01:04:45,741 --> 01:04:47,782 What makes you think you'd be good at porno? 975 01:04:48,422 --> 01:04:49,362 I am Sancho. 976 01:04:50,462 --> 01:04:53,503 That's great, but... What do you do? 977 01:04:53,823 --> 01:04:56,664 What do I do? I am Sancho. 978 01:04:57,765 --> 01:04:58,665 And? 979 01:04:58,705 --> 01:05:02,946 And there are many... Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. 980 01:05:03,907 --> 01:05:05,107 But I... 981 01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:07,100 ... am Sancho. 982 01:05:07,668 --> 01:05:08,788 And?? 983 01:05:08,828 --> 01:05:12,510 Are you Sancho? No, you are not Sancho. 984 01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:14,750 Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. 985 01:05:14,790 --> 01:05:16,951 Frank Gifford is not Sancho. 986 01:05:18,311 --> 01:05:19,071 But I... 987 01:05:19,271 --> 01:05:22,912 - You... are Sancho! - That's right. 988 01:05:24,394 --> 01:05:26,314 - Okay, you're hired. - Of course. 989 01:05:26,874 --> 01:05:29,915 You get a hundred bucks a scene. We're shooting one tonight. 990 01:05:29,955 --> 01:05:34,496 It's on the volcano set, with the Assfuck Twins. 991 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:36,900 Yeah? 992 01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:39,879 Boss, Joe Young is here to see you. He says it's very important. 993 01:05:39,879 --> 01:05:42,719 God-damnit. Send him in. 994 01:05:47,781 --> 01:05:50,362 Whattaya want, Hung? I'm very very busy. 995 01:05:50,382 --> 01:05:53,803 Well, Mr. Orbison, I just came by to tell you that... I have to quit. 996 01:05:54,523 --> 01:05:56,244 Oh my God, it's Orgazmo! 997 01:05:56,284 --> 01:05:58,284 - I am not Orgazmo! - I am Sancho. 998 01:05:58,324 --> 01:06:02,385 You, you see, Mr. Orbison, my my fiancée came in from out of town and everything just... 999 01:06:02,486 --> 01:06:06,247 ... well... dangit,... I just have to get back to Utah and marry her! 1000 01:06:06,587 --> 01:06:08,968 Get outta here! I'll see ya on set tomorrow. 1001 01:06:09,688 --> 01:06:11,248 No, I'm serious. I... 1002 01:06:11,568 --> 01:06:14,249 I appreciate everything you've done for me, but, I have to say no. 1003 01:06:15,129 --> 01:06:17,691 My contract does state that I can leave whenever I want. 1004 01:06:18,551 --> 01:06:21,052 - Wait a minute, kid, you're forgetting something. - What? 1005 01:06:21,412 --> 01:06:24,573 That contracts don't mean shit to me. 1006 01:06:25,093 --> 01:06:28,174 Now you're gonna finish this film. And then do you know what you're gonna do? 1007 01:06:28,094 --> 01:06:28,655 No. 1008 01:06:29,055 --> 01:06:32,496 You're gonna do Orgazmo 3. Orgazmo 4, Orgazmo 5,... 1009 01:06:32,536 --> 01:06:35,496 ... Orgazmo Twenty-fucking-Seven if I want you to,... 1010 01:06:35,536 --> 01:06:37,817 ... and do you know why?! 1011 01:06:37,817 --> 01:06:38,657 No. 1012 01:06:38,737 --> 01:06:43,200 Because I'm Maxxx Orbison! And I get what I want!! 1013 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:46,820 Now... Now hold on a minute, Mr. Orbison! I said I don't wanna do it! 1014 01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:48,901 And you don't... you don't... own me! 1015 01:06:48,941 --> 01:06:51,181 You wanna bet I don't punk?!!! 1016 01:06:51,501 --> 01:06:55,583 Now I'm warnin' you, kid! Don't fuck with me! 1017 01:06:56,464 --> 01:06:59,864 Now you go home and you tell your little fiancée that the wedding is off... 1018 01:06:59,904 --> 01:07:04,225 ... and you have your ass... back here tomorrow a.m.! 1019 01:07:04,925 --> 01:07:10,908 Or else, you'll be sleeping with the fishes. See? 1020 01:07:13,349 --> 01:07:15,309 Send in the next audition. 1021 01:07:16,990 --> 01:07:21,192 You know? I have had enough of your poo, Mr. Orbison! 1022 01:07:21,592 --> 01:07:23,432 Find yourself another Orgazmo! 1023 01:07:23,712 --> 01:07:26,473 - I'm warning you, Hung! - Good-bye! 1024 01:07:29,474 --> 01:07:32,354 Not so fast, happy-pants. 1025 01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:37,957 No. No! It's his decision. Let him go. 1026 01:07:45,119 --> 01:07:47,440 You shoulda let me whoop his ass, uncle Orbison! 1027 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:50,301 No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow. 1028 01:07:52,121 --> 01:07:53,882 There's another way. 1029 01:08:01,725 --> 01:08:02,625 Joe? 1030 01:08:03,885 --> 01:08:05,286 Joe? It's me. 1031 01:08:06,526 --> 01:08:09,207 Joe, come on! Can we please just talk about this some more? 1032 01:08:13,328 --> 01:08:14,649 - Joe. - Hi, Ben. 1033 01:08:14,729 --> 01:08:16,609 Man, I just tried callin' ya, I got some big news! 1034 01:08:16,609 --> 01:08:19,370 No, nono, I've got big news, too. I just quit. 1035 01:08:19,410 --> 01:08:20,170 What?? 1036 01:08:20,490 --> 01:08:24,651 I'm going back to Utah to be a normal Mormon again. I just... came to say good-bye. 1037 01:08:24,771 --> 01:08:28,533 I found out who's been beating up G-Fresh. It's Orbison. 1038 01:08:29,334 --> 01:08:30,854 Those thugs work for him, Joe. 1039 01:08:31,934 --> 01:08:36,110 Orbison, wow. Boy, that guy just thinks he owns the world, doesn't he? 1040 01:08:36,110 --> 01:08:39,817 Yeah he does. And that's why you and I need to do something. 1041 01:08:39,817 --> 01:08:43,938 Oh nononononono! Look, I might have lost the only thing that really matters to me! 1042 01:08:43,978 --> 01:08:45,979 I'm... I'm not staying in this town another hour! 1043 01:08:45,979 --> 01:08:49,460 Hey, you're gonna let Orbison extort money from somebody like G-Fresh? 1044 01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:51,340 Listen to me Joe!! 1045 01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:51,380 No no! You... 1046 01:08:51,380 --> 01:08:53,822 - You need to... - No, no! You listen to me, Ben! 1047 01:08:54,142 --> 01:08:57,102 I don't know when exactly I lost control of my life, but I want it back! 1048 01:08:57,703 --> 01:08:59,663 No, wait a minute. See? Now you're doin' what they told ya! 1049 01:08:59,663 --> 01:09:02,684 Dog-gonnit Ben! I'm not a superhero! 1050 01:09:02,784 --> 01:09:04,024 I'm a Latter-Day Saint! 1051 01:09:15,548 --> 01:09:16,428 Lisa? 1052 01:09:25,592 --> 01:09:26,312 Hello? 1053 01:09:26,352 --> 01:09:28,672 - Joe? Joe, help me! - Lisa? Whe...? 1054 01:09:28,672 --> 01:09:29,600 Joe! Joe! 1055 01:09:30,753 --> 01:09:33,154 I told you not to fuck with me, Hung! 1056 01:09:33,654 --> 01:09:34,555 What have you done with her?! 1057 01:09:34,595 --> 01:09:37,996 I'm gonna send her away so you don't have to worry about her for a while! 1058 01:09:38,156 --> 01:09:40,476 Now you be on set tomorrow a.m.! 1059 01:09:40,716 --> 01:09:44,517 Or else I'm not gonna send her away, I'm gonna blow her away! 1060 01:09:45,157 --> 01:09:47,279 Do you understand what I mean?! 1061 01:09:47,959 --> 01:09:50,480 You mean she'll be sleeping with the fishes, see? 1062 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,520 That's right. Now you just finish this film,... 1063 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,201 ... then we'll see about getting you two lovebirds back together! 1064 01:09:56,841 --> 01:09:57,641 Don't hurt... err... 1065 01:09:58,600 --> 01:09:59,400 Her. 1066 01:10:09,886 --> 01:10:11,967 What should we do with her, boss, huh? 1067 01:10:13,847 --> 01:10:15,368 We need some collateral. 1068 01:10:17,168 --> 01:10:19,289 Twins! Take a break. 1069 01:10:19,849 --> 01:10:22,250 Put her... on the set! 1070 01:10:24,571 --> 01:10:25,932 Joe! The hell you doin'? 1071 01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:29,052 He took her, Ben! Orbison took my cupcake! 1072 01:10:29,452 --> 01:10:31,973 Shit. I knew it would come to this! 1073 01:10:31,973 --> 01:10:33,813 Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back! 1074 01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:37,174 Whoa. Hold on! Listen: Orbison's mansion is like a fortress, Joe! 1075 01:10:37,174 --> 01:10:38,576 There's no way you can do this by yourself! 1076 01:10:38,576 --> 01:10:40,656 I know. That's why I need you. 1077 01:10:40,976 --> 01:10:42,817 Damn, Joe. I've never seen you like this. 1078 01:10:43,897 --> 01:10:45,337 I'm pissed off! 1079 01:10:45,977 --> 01:10:49,258 - Help meeee!! - Will you shut up?! 1080 01:10:49,978 --> 01:10:53,700 You pig! You're the one responsible for degrading all of those women! 1081 01:10:53,861 --> 01:10:56,941 Hey hey! What about men, huh? He degrades them too! 1082 01:10:56,941 --> 01:10:59,702 Yeah. Men are equally degraded in pornographic films. 1083 01:10:59,742 --> 01:11:01,782 The men are always in a position of power! 1084 01:11:01,822 --> 01:11:05,544 The men are the ones who want the product so bad. They're the victims! 1085 01:11:05,584 --> 01:11:08,905 Well, then, it exploits men by exploiting women. 1086 01:11:09,385 --> 01:11:11,986 Hence... it exploits... people. 1087 01:11:12,346 --> 01:11:13,426 Shut up!! 1088 01:11:13,586 --> 01:11:14,427 Yeah! 1089 01:11:14,787 --> 01:11:17,228 I do what I do and I make a lot of money! 1090 01:11:17,348 --> 01:11:21,349 And I don't give a shit what I do to people because they're all idiots! 1091 01:11:21,349 --> 01:11:22,149 Yeah! 1092 01:11:22,229 --> 01:11:26,431 Especially you, Clark. You pig-fucking hunk o' shit! 1093 01:11:26,711 --> 01:11:27,511 Yeah! 1094 01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:30,112 Men like you make the Lord sick! 1095 01:11:31,153 --> 01:11:33,473 Jesus is gonna put an end to you! 1096 01:11:35,874 --> 01:11:39,755 If Jesus Christ wants to bring Maxxx Orbison down... 1097 01:11:40,795 --> 01:11:43,037 ... he's gonna need a lot of help! 1098 01:11:44,397 --> 01:11:46,878 - Wait! To the Orgazmobile! - What? 1099 01:11:46,998 --> 01:11:48,598 My Buick Century! 1100 01:12:02,542 --> 01:12:07,004 "He sent his son to die for me." 1101 01:12:07,344 --> 01:12:10,045 "He didn't have to do that." 1102 01:12:10,085 --> 01:12:11,646 Man, this shit has got to go! 1103 01:12:16,407 --> 01:12:19,088 You'd better hope your little boyfriend finishes my film,... 1104 01:12:19,128 --> 01:12:22,168 ... or else I'm gonna release this instead. 1105 01:12:22,609 --> 01:12:25,730 I think we should start with a close-up of my ass. 1106 01:12:27,811 --> 01:12:30,611 Welcome to Hollywood! 1107 01:12:36,214 --> 01:12:38,494 We can't go through the main gate, or we'll be spotted. 1108 01:12:38,814 --> 01:12:40,515 Can you climb the wall with that thing on? 1109 01:12:40,895 --> 01:12:43,316 - I'll sure as Abraham try. - Right. 1110 01:12:51,219 --> 01:12:53,219 Come on! Get that camera up! 1111 01:12:53,259 --> 01:12:55,620 Don't yell at me! I'm not used to working like this. 1112 01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:58,260 Man, these European videos are kinky! 1113 01:13:04,863 --> 01:13:06,263 - This should be a cake! - Yeah. 1114 01:13:08,164 --> 01:13:10,164 Aw, shit! Back over the wall! 1115 01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:12,600 Joe! 1116 01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:17,600 Oh... 1117 01:13:19,348 --> 01:13:21,469 Oh. Hey. 1118 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:22,800 Oh. 1119 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,169 Bad dog. 1120 01:13:25,129 --> 01:13:26,889 I didn't know it worked on animals. 1121 01:13:27,231 --> 01:13:29,631 Ben, could...? Could you give me a hand here, Ben? 1122 01:13:30,631 --> 01:13:31,832 Bad dog! Shoo! 1123 01:13:32,632 --> 01:13:35,052 That's a bad dog! Oh. 1124 01:13:35,232 --> 01:13:36,633 That's fucked up. 1125 01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:38,313 Okay, I'm ready. 1126 01:13:38,673 --> 01:13:42,835 Finally. Okay, people, let's do this. Roll camera. 1127 01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:57,720 - Drop him. - Right. 1128 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:04,900 Hey! 1129 01:14:05,122 --> 01:14:06,342 This is private property! 1130 01:14:06,482 --> 01:14:08,364 Where is the woman you kidnapped? 1131 01:14:09,724 --> 01:14:10,484 Hung? 1132 01:14:12,645 --> 01:14:13,825 Hung, is that you? 1133 01:14:14,365 --> 01:14:16,846 Don't you think you're taking this role a little bit too seriously? 1134 01:14:17,046 --> 01:14:18,766 Where's my fiancée, buttlord?! 1135 01:14:18,806 --> 01:14:21,328 Let's just say your fiancée is getting an education in the industry. 1136 01:14:21,368 --> 01:14:23,408 Yeah, she's gonna be a star, just like you. 1137 01:14:24,209 --> 01:14:25,609 You dirty so-and-so! 1138 01:14:30,350 --> 01:14:31,890 I've been waiting for this. 1139 01:14:34,452 --> 01:14:35,892 Son of a bitch! 1140 01:14:44,655 --> 01:14:45,455 Need a hand? 1141 01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:51,300 Excuse me? 1142 01:14:52,218 --> 01:14:55,018 You dirty girl. I can do that. 1143 01:14:55,758 --> 01:14:57,459 - Yoktuki! - Woh! 1144 01:15:01,621 --> 01:15:04,022 Jong kwang doh! 1145 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:05,500 Hoh? 1146 01:15:26,789 --> 01:15:27,589 No problem. 1147 01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:33,600 You twerp! 1148 01:15:41,074 --> 01:15:42,114 Now I got ya! 1149 01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:01,820 Sayonara! 1150 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:05,700 Ohhh, shit! 1151 01:16:13,684 --> 01:16:14,700 Who are you? 1152 01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,304 I am Sancho. 1153 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,100 Me estoy mojando. 1154 01:16:26,588 --> 01:16:27,728 Shit, dude. 1155 01:16:30,189 --> 01:16:31,250 Get off of me! 1156 01:16:33,611 --> 01:16:35,851 Boss! We got a problem! He's here! 1157 01:16:35,851 --> 01:16:37,012 Who's here? 1158 01:16:37,092 --> 01:16:39,412 Orgazmo. The real Orgazmo! 1159 01:16:39,572 --> 01:16:42,793 There is no real Orgazmo, you dipshit. 1160 01:16:46,375 --> 01:16:48,095 Let the woman go! Right now! 1161 01:16:48,595 --> 01:16:50,136 Who the hell are you?? 1162 01:16:50,296 --> 01:16:52,216 I said, let her go! 1163 01:16:52,296 --> 01:16:53,977 Get this fuck! 1164 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,500 Show me what you got. I'm right here. Come on! 1165 01:17:12,904 --> 01:17:15,704 Oh yeah? You think you can do some of that piece of shit on me, man?? 1166 01:17:27,828 --> 01:17:30,709 Get up here. I'm gonna whup your ass! 1167 01:17:30,749 --> 01:17:32,609 And then I'm gonna rape your girlfriend! 1168 01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:35,600 Lisa! 1169 01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:42,800 Joe! 1170 01:17:43,113 --> 01:17:44,913 Now it's your turn, Johnny! 1171 01:17:54,817 --> 01:17:57,357 Hawgh, you sonofabitch! Oh! 1172 01:18:15,423 --> 01:18:16,323 Ben! 1173 01:18:16,823 --> 01:18:18,405 Use your hamster style! 1174 01:18:18,765 --> 01:18:19,965 No! I can't! 1175 01:18:22,086 --> 01:18:24,406 Hamster style, Ben. Do it! 1176 01:18:24,786 --> 01:18:25,847 No!! 1177 01:18:29,248 --> 01:18:30,109 Hey Dad? 1178 01:18:31,049 --> 01:18:33,930 I don't think I'm going to do hamster-style anymore. 1179 01:18:35,930 --> 01:18:36,690 That's nice. 1180 01:18:39,171 --> 01:18:39,971 That's nice. 1181 01:18:40,811 --> 01:18:41,652 That's nice. 1182 01:18:42,733 --> 01:18:43,413 That's nice. 1183 01:19:19,544 --> 01:19:21,184 You're an asshole! 1184 01:19:35,150 --> 01:19:36,150 Easy shot. 1185 01:19:41,551 --> 01:19:43,892 Oh shit! We're out of battery power! 1186 01:19:43,992 --> 01:19:44,512 What?? 1187 01:19:44,512 --> 01:19:48,834 Hohoh! It looks like you're up Fucked River now, ey kiddo?! 1188 01:19:50,455 --> 01:19:52,475 One more step and I'll slice her. 1189 01:19:53,900 --> 01:19:54,700 No!!! 1190 01:19:54,856 --> 01:19:58,717 Did you really think you could beat me, you cocky prick?! 1191 01:19:58,757 --> 01:20:02,399 Did you really think that a stupid little twerp like you... 1192 01:20:02,439 --> 01:20:04,679 ... could stop Maxxx Orbison?! 1193 01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:08,240 You've done a lot of fucking damage here, pal! 1194 01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:10,801 And you're gonna pay me back every cent of it! 1195 01:20:10,961 --> 01:20:12,881 Please, Mr. Orbison. Don't hurt her. 1196 01:20:13,361 --> 01:20:18,083 I told you not to fuck with me!! What did I say? 1197 01:20:18,404 --> 01:20:20,364 That I'd be sleeping with the fishes, see? 1198 01:20:20,764 --> 01:20:22,204 That's right. 1199 01:20:22,565 --> 01:20:24,445 I own this town! 1200 01:20:24,645 --> 01:20:28,607 I'm the... mayor, I'm the governor, I'm the police and the crime! 1201 01:20:29,007 --> 01:20:32,608 AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO CHANGE THAT?!! 1202 01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:34,700 Got it! 1203 01:20:36,969 --> 01:20:38,289 I'm Orgazmo. 1204 01:20:39,670 --> 01:20:40,471 What? 1205 01:20:59,617 --> 01:21:00,517 No! 1206 01:21:01,300 --> 01:21:03,178 He's never gonna have an orgasm again. 1207 01:21:05,978 --> 01:21:07,180 One more for Jesus. 1208 01:21:14,181 --> 01:21:16,382 Looks like he's sleeping with the fishes. 1209 01:21:16,882 --> 01:21:17,742 See? 1210 01:21:20,864 --> 01:21:24,865 Lisa? Are you okay? Did he hurt you? What? Oh, I'm sorry. Here. 1211 01:21:28,086 --> 01:21:30,656 Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry. What were you trying to say? 1212 01:21:30,656 --> 01:21:33,047 - "Don't pull the tape off my mouth." - Oh. 1213 01:21:33,188 --> 01:21:34,828 Joe, I was so scared. 1214 01:21:34,788 --> 01:21:38,369 Oh, I know, Lise. I'm sorry, this is all my fault. I... you were right, I was wrong, and... 1215 01:21:38,369 --> 01:21:40,670 No wait, Joe, Joe. It's okay. 1216 01:21:43,931 --> 01:21:47,153 Oh, Lisa, this is... this is Choda Boy. I... I mean... deh... Ben. 1217 01:21:47,193 --> 01:21:49,073 - Hello. - Ma'am. 1218 01:21:49,073 --> 01:21:51,200 Oh... uh... Joe... 1219 01:21:51,594 --> 01:21:53,594 - I'll explain later, Lise. - Right. 1220 01:22:03,198 --> 01:22:06,358 There's one more thing, Orbi. I did what you asked me. 1221 01:22:10,799 --> 01:22:14,121 Cock Rocket!!! 1222 01:22:25,605 --> 01:22:27,906 That's a heck of a cock rocket, Ben. 1223 01:22:28,606 --> 01:22:31,847 MARK MY WORDS: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!! 1224 01:22:34,707 --> 01:22:37,448 This has really been a learning experience for me. 1225 01:22:38,409 --> 01:22:41,210 ...Yeah. I've learned a lot about myself tonight. 1226 01:22:41,610 --> 01:22:45,091 Ben, I'm... sorry you had to use your hamster style. 1227 01:22:47,211 --> 01:22:48,292 No, it's okay. 1228 01:22:50,452 --> 01:22:52,134 In fact, I think it's a good thing. 1229 01:22:54,414 --> 01:22:56,655 All these years I don't know what I've been running from. 1230 01:22:58,615 --> 01:22:59,656 Maybe I've been running from my... 1231 01:22:59,656 --> 01:23:01,496 From yourself. Right. 1232 01:23:02,096 --> 01:23:02,816 Right. 1233 01:23:05,618 --> 01:23:07,779 Come on, Joe. Let's get out of here. 1234 01:23:08,319 --> 01:23:10,019 We don't have to explain this to the cops. 1235 01:23:10,019 --> 01:23:13,460 You're right. I think we've done enough damage to this little operation anyway. 1236 01:23:13,620 --> 01:23:15,380 Farewell, evildoers! 1237 01:23:21,043 --> 01:23:24,584 Whoa. Bummer, dude. What happened here? 1238 01:23:24,624 --> 01:23:26,984 Some superhero destroyed the house. 1239 01:23:27,425 --> 01:23:29,345 Oh. My name's Dave. 1240 01:23:29,425 --> 01:23:30,746 I am Sancho. 1241 01:23:32,627 --> 01:23:35,027 I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing,... 1242 01:23:35,547 --> 01:23:37,788 ... but I think fire is very romantic. 1243 01:23:51,913 --> 01:23:53,953 This is the last of the bedroom stuff. 1244 01:23:54,293 --> 01:23:55,113 Oh, great. 1245 01:24:06,637 --> 01:24:09,278 - Hey kids. - Hi Choda Boy. 1246 01:24:09,939 --> 01:24:11,279 All ready to leave, huh? 1247 01:24:11,639 --> 01:24:14,520 Yeah, I... I... uh... I guess so. 1248 01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:20,922 So I... guess there's no more... Orgazmo and Choda Boy. 1249 01:24:22,842 --> 01:24:24,844 No, I... I don't think so. 1250 01:24:25,044 --> 01:24:28,124 Well, maybe someday I can... come to Utah. 1251 01:24:29,845 --> 01:24:32,766 It was... it was really good meeting you. Really good. 1252 01:24:32,806 --> 01:24:35,566 Yeah. There was a lot of good stuff goin' on. 1253 01:24:36,728 --> 01:24:38,048 Whole lot of good stuff! 1254 01:24:38,088 --> 01:24:38,888 Good stuff. 1255 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,700 - Good, good stuff. - Yeah. 1256 01:24:40,849 --> 01:24:43,249 A lot of stuff that... makes you feel good. 1257 01:24:43,289 --> 01:24:44,109 It's good. 1258 01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:46,400 God, Joe! 1259 01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:49,932 Oh Joe, I can't let you do this. 1260 01:24:51,052 --> 01:24:52,492 Oh God! 1261 01:24:52,533 --> 01:24:55,133 Joe, this way is crazy,... 1262 01:24:55,853 --> 01:24:57,374 ... but I think you might have been right. 1263 01:24:57,454 --> 01:24:58,114 What? 1264 01:24:58,114 --> 01:25:01,495 Oh, Joe, it is so hard to know what Heavenly Father wants from us... 1265 01:25:01,535 --> 01:25:02,816 ... or what He has in mind. 1266 01:25:03,256 --> 01:25:06,657 This whole thing is just too... gosh-darned wacky to be coinkidink. 1267 01:25:07,957 --> 01:25:11,738 Maybe this is... what Heavenly Father has intended for you. 1268 01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:14,700 - Oh Lisa. - Oh Joe! 1269 01:25:21,562 --> 01:25:23,342 Whoa! They're goin' crazy! 1270 01:25:28,985 --> 01:25:32,145 Ben, L.A. needs us. The world needs us. Heck... 1271 01:25:32,265 --> 01:25:34,066 ... I think the whole universe needs us! 1272 01:25:34,106 --> 01:25:35,186 You mean you're gonna stay?? 1273 01:25:35,266 --> 01:25:37,387 I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles! 1274 01:25:38,667 --> 01:25:40,627 Well there's nothing that can stop us! 1275 01:25:40,667 --> 01:25:42,509 Well crime fighting will have a new name! 1276 01:25:42,549 --> 01:25:44,950 From now on, if someone wants to turn to a life of crime,... 1277 01:25:44,990 --> 01:25:46,750 ... he'll have to answer to Orgazmo! 1278 01:25:46,790 --> 01:25:48,030 And Choda Boy! 1279 01:25:48,070 --> 01:25:50,751 Ah, this is so wonderful! Let's pray. 1280 01:25:50,791 --> 01:25:52,471 Oh boy, look at the time! I've... 1281 01:25:52,511 --> 01:25:55,993 Now, Choda Boy, superheros that pray together stay together. 1282 01:25:56,273 --> 01:25:57,554 Ah, what the fuck. 1283 01:25:59,274 --> 01:26:02,795 Heavenly Father, may we serve you in the best way we know how. 1284 01:26:02,835 --> 01:26:04,595 May our decisions be rash,... 1285 01:26:04,635 --> 01:26:07,637 ... may we do what's right. And God bless us. 1286 01:26:08,277 --> 01:26:09,998 God bless us! 1287 01:26:10,878 --> 01:26:12,238 Every one! 1288 01:26:28,700 --> 01:26:29,600 Choda Boy! 1289 01:26:39,087 --> 01:26:41,808 Well, Doc? How bad is it? 1290 01:26:42,688 --> 01:26:44,048 It isn't good, Mr. Orbison. 1291 01:26:44,088 --> 01:26:46,890 There's a problem... with your little guy. 1292 01:26:47,490 --> 01:26:49,110 What's wrong... with my little guy? 1293 01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:53,131 Well I'm afraid your testicles have swollen to the size of Florida oranges. 1294 01:26:53,492 --> 01:26:55,572 Don't you think I noticed that?! 1295 01:26:56,652 --> 01:27:00,414 Tell me something I don't know, you cocky prick! 1296 01:27:01,595 --> 01:27:04,015 We're gonna have to amputate your... peepee. 1297 01:27:15,619 --> 01:27:18,140 I've got you now, Joe Young! 1298 01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:22,100 Soon, you'll be meeting up with... 1299 01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:24,601 ... NEUTERED MAN!!! 1300 01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:36,500 Hey! 1301 01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:48,200 What makes a man? Is it the power in his hands? 1302 01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:51,800 Is his quest for glory? 1303 01:27:52,300 --> 01:27:55,900 Give it all you've got To fight to the top 1304 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:59,800 So we can know your story 1305 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:03,400 Now you're a man A man, man, man 1306 01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:07,000 Now you're a man A manny, manny, man 1307 01:28:07,100 --> 01:28:09,000 A man, man, man 1308 01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:13,500 You are now a man You're a man 1309 01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:16,000 Now you're a man 1310 01:28:22,100 --> 01:28:23,300 Live it, live it 1311 01:28:31,700 --> 01:28:35,100 What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? 1312 01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:39,000 Just 'cause she has big titties? 1313 01:28:39,500 --> 01:28:43,400 Or is it the way he fights every day? 1314 01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:47,000 ... No, it's probably the titties 1315 01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:50,900 Now you're a man A man, man, man 1316 01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:54,600 Now you're a man-man Man-man, man, man-man 1317 01:28:54,700 --> 01:28:56,000 Now you're a man 1318 01:28:56,300 --> 01:29:01,000 M - A - N, man Man, man-man, man 1319 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,700 Now you're a man 1320 01:29:37,900 --> 01:29:42,200 Onward Latter-Day soldier 1321 01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:46,350 Spread the Word of Christ 1322 01:29:46,500 --> 01:29:51,300 And Heavenly Father's vision 1323 01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:55,600 Of everybody being really nice 1324 01:29:55,900 --> 01:30:00,700 He sent his Son to die for me 1325 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:05,000 He didn't have to do that 1326 01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:09,900 Onward Letter-Day soldier 1327 01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:16,700 Spread the Word of Christ