{240}{719}This subtitle has been brought to you by|--- MOBUTU ---
{849}{921}Yes, I'm still on hold.|And, what is this?
{924}{1020}I'm looking at your advertisement|for the airline promotioning giveaway.
{1021}{1059}Ah, the promotion ...
{1059}{1131}Yeah, it's hard to understand|because it's says in addition to ...
{1149}{1209}... but I can't exactly understand|in addition to what ...
{1211}{1271}... because there's actually nothing to add to.
{1290}{1338}I think that's typo than.
{1341}{1389}Ok, so just to clarify, I'm sorry
{1408}{1463}10 purchases of any of your|Healthy Choice products ...
{1469}{1534}... equals 500 miles, and with the coupon ...
{1535}{1616}... the same purchases would value 1000 miles?|That's it!
{1625}{1709}Well, do you realize that the monetary|value of this promotion and the price ...
{1715}{1780}... it is potentially worth more than the purchases?
{1830}{1854}... I don't know.
{1992}{2030}Could I call you back?
{2031}{2096}Could I ask your extension|and your name possibly?
{2102}{2198}Its extension 215 and the name is Carter.|Carter.
{2224}{2289}Thank you very much Carter.|All right. Bye-bye.
{4585}{4657}I'm not sure what that mean.|Is it break or something? What is it? Plastic?
{4660}{4759}It's aaa ... plastic, yeah.|But that kind of breaking shouldn't be a problem.
{4759}{4853}All right. Let me call you first thing tomorrow|and I'm gonna run the numbers ...
{4853}{4942}... see what is it and then I call you back.|Ok ... you have my home phone number, right?
{4951}{5018}What's that for?|If you wanted to call me ...
{5042}{5089}No, that's fine.|I have your work number.
{5101}{5145}Ok. Because of the time difference ...
{5178}{5274}... if you need to reach me or ...|No, its fine. I'll call you at the office.
{5288}{5336}Ok. All right. Bye-bye.|Ok, bye.
{6487}{6511}Hi!
{6544}{6568}Hi.
{6569}{6605}Do you work at the mechanic?
{6615}{6639}No.
{6648}{6720}They're not open yet.|They don't get open until 8'a'clock.
{6728}{6800}Is it ok for me if I leave my car, you think?
{6791}{6839}I don’t know ... don't know.
{6857}{6893}I thought they open at seven.
{6955}{7015}If I left my car, would it be Ok?
{7027}{7051}I don't know ...
{7081}{7153}Do you know them?|Not very well.
{7156}{7226}Can I ask you ... can I trust|to live my key with you, give it to you ...
{7226}{7274}... so when they get here|you could give it to them?
{7288}{7324}...ok ... sure.
{7516}{7564}I think it's OK where I left it, right there.
{7567}{7615}Yeah, it’ll be fine ...|I can watch it.
{7632}{7680}Thanks a lot.|... keep an eye on it.
{7758}{7805}There's a piano on the street.
{7819}{7843}Yeah.
{7889}{7961}Ok, maybe I'll see you later,|thank you for your help.
{7964}{8051}Thank you. Maybe I'll see|you later when I pick up my car.
{8053}{8077}OK.
{13052}{13100}Good morning Barry.
{13128}{13176}You're OK?|Yes!
{13183}{13230}Why are you wearing a suit?
{13237}{13318}I bought one ... I thought it will|be nice to get dressed for work ...
{13320}{13368}... and I'm not exactly sure why ...

{13432}{13504}May I please show you something?|Sure.
{13620}{13656}What's this?
{13787}{13835}I believe this is a small piano.
{13853}{13894}Is not a piano.|I got a piano at home.
{13900}{13948}Oh!|Where did you get it?
{13974}{14022}It was dropped on the street.
{14082}{14130}And why it is here?
{14172}{14196}Barry?
{14267}{14291}Barry?
{14350}{14386}I don't know!
{15509}{15629}We do back our fungers 100% and we do|ask for a 30 to 60 days display on the floor ...
{15637}{15680}Barry, your sister's on line one!
{15707}{15750}Barry, your sister's on line one!
{15751}{15786}I don't think they'll be out that long.
{15792}{15878}I can almost guarantee you that,|but let me just get that, is my sister.
{15965}{16049}This is Barry. Hey, it's me, it's Rhonda,|are you going to that damn party tonight?
{16057}{16105}Oh, hi Rhonda, yes I am.
{16096}{16168}All right, fine, bye.|Bye-bye, I see you tonight.
{16205}{16229}Sorry about that.
{16258}{16308}I just want to tell you fellas|that we just receive ...
{16309}{16388}... a very large order from|the Rio hotel and casino in Las Vegas ...
{16395}{16467}... We will be supplying each and|every one of their bathrooms ...
{16467}{16563}with the dice and money fungers,|so these papers are really flying.
{16577}{16625}With the arch'o'blast ...|Barry, your sister's on line 2!
{16627}{16663}Barry your sister's on line two!
{16676}{16762}With the arch'o'blast, the little zippers,|the way'o's and the speedboats, ...
{16766}{16828}... we ask for the display|to be at high level for the recharger ...
{16829}{16889}Barry!|Let me just get that!
{16980}{17037}This is Barry.|Hey, it's me, what're you doing?
{17044}{17102}Hi, I have some customers here,|I can't really chat right now.
{17103}{17151}Chat?|Did you just say chat?
{17180}{17240}Yes, I can't talk ...|You just fucking said chat ...
{17250}{17309}... that's so ... what do you know?| ... chat?
{17334}{17406}I'm just calling to make sure that you|show up at this party tonight ...
{17409}{17440}Oh yes, I will be there.
{17441}{17573}Ok, fine. Than you get to go back at chatty|with your precious customers,|you fucking phony chatty piece of shit!
{17578}{17602}Ok. Bye. Thank you.
{17641}{17665}Sorry about that!
{17671}{17719}I didn't know, you have a sister?|Yes, I do.
{17725}{17773}Wanted to tell you guys about the new fungers ...
{17787}{17895}We've been working on this and we|have a non-breakable handle finally!
{17902}{17950}Let me demonstrate for you ...
{17996}{18095}Ok, this was one of the old ones, so I'm ...|We have a new one around here?
{18120}{18144}Sorry about that.
{18167}{18203}It's a little embarrassing.
{18200}{18260}Aaa ... this is ...|Barry your sister's on line 1!
{18266}{18304}So how many sisters do you have?
{18308}{18380}I have 7.|Yes.
{18400}{18479}They call me because they're having|a party tonight, so they just calling me ...
{18501}{18525}... 2 more minutes, OK?
{18679}{18720}This is Barry.|Hey, how do you do?
{18722}{18777}Hi Kathleen. I'm just working.|You're going to the party tonight?
{18779}{18810}Yes, I am.|What are you doing?
{18812}{18875}I'm ... just working.|Yeah, but what are you doing?
{18877}{18970}I'm ... talking on the phone to you,|I'm standing ...
{18982}{19025}What time you're going to be there?|7.

{19025}{19049}You can't be late!|I won't!
{19051}{19075}I'm serious.|I won't.
{19079}{19115}Seriously!|I know.
{19117}{19141}You can't be late!|I know.
{19190}{19238}Seriously!|You can't just stay in your house!
{19250}{19274}Yeah, but I'm serious!
{19301}{19335}See you there!|See you there.
{19337}{19384}Don't push out!|Yeah.
{20346}{20492}Is that car gonna be OK?|It's fine. Thanks.
{20549}{20597}Barry. It's your sister.
{20619}{20691}Hi! How are you?|How do you do Elizabeth?
{20692}{20740}How's going?|It's going great!
{20741}{20789}Just stop by to say hello!|Terrific!
{20795}{20867}So, you're going tonight, right?|Yes, I'll be there! Cool!
{20868}{20981}You're going? Yes I am. Actually, I came by|to talk to you about something in particular.

{20981}{21077}There's this girl, this friend of mine from work,|who I think is really cute and really cool.
{21085}{21196}And I want you to meet her so I was thinking|about bringing her to the party tonight.
{21198}{21270}Yeah!|I don't wanna do that!
{21291}{21363}Why?|I just ... I don't do stuff like that!
{21374}{21422}No, you don't really do anything!
{21429}{21496}She'd be looking at me!
{21500}{21564}So? What's wrong with looking at you?|It's a free country!
{21568}{21688}It feels like I would be a little tense|and I don't think I'll act like myself.
{21692}{21740}Well ... that's kind of your fault!
{21858}{21930}It's a slight chance|I'm not even coming tonight!
{21951}{21999}Oh! Really?
{22006}{22078}Everyone said you were coming!|Didn't you tell everyone you were coming?
{22081}{22129}Yes, I renew my gym membership.
{22130}{22235}Oh, right! Oh, god, well ...|that's solve everything actually.
{22244}{22292}If you're not gonna come tonight|I can just bring her.
{22294}{22332}It's not a big deal.
{22340}{22412}Well, you'll be fine!|Great!
{22446}{22482}Please don't!
{22484}{22580}Just try to be your friend Barry.|Hope you can make it!
{23199}{23271}He's not gonna come ...|Hey Barry! Hi! Hi!
{23295}{23393}We're just talking about you. All right.|Remember we used to call you gayboy,|you get all mad.
{23395}{23443}What's that?|We used to call you gayboy, remember ...
{23445}{23517}... you'd be fine and then we|call you gayboy you just freak out!
{23520}{23616}We were calling you gay and you got so mad|you threw the hammer through the door.
{23616}{23651}You remember?|I don't remember that!
{23653}{23725}Yes you do!|We're calling you gayboy and you got so mad.
{23740}{23775}Are you gay now?
{23783}{23819}I don't know.
{23843}{23917}I don't know.|We were trying to figure out why did|you have the hammer in the first place!
{23918}{23990}Why are you wearing that suit?|I don't know.
{24026}{24095}Are you using that dandruff|shampoo I bought you?
{24095}{24165}Barry! Barry! Barry!|Why did you have the hammer?
{24165}{24213}Why did I have the hammer?
{24227}{24271}He was building a doghouse.
{24273}{24343}Ok!|Happy Birthday!
{24391}{24470}A cake! We have a cake!|You got a cake ...
{24474}{24556}Hey! I was just thinking about you.|Glad you could make it.
{24584}{24661}Chatty! Hi Mr. chatty!|You have rice in your hair!
{24674}{24722}Did you say hello to your brother?
{24730}{24807}Hey,  Barry, how're you doing?|How're you doing, 'pal!
{24873}{24897}Hey, Barry!
{24934}{24981}Uh, I'm sorry!|How's a going?
{25004}{25083}How's work?|Business is very food, thank you.
{25091}{25158}What's very food?|What's that?
{25160}{25208}You just said: very food.
{25218}{25289}Oh, I'm sorry, I meant|to say very good.
{25306}{25363}Maybe you said food|'cause you're hungry.
{25412}{25438}That makes sense!
{25556}{25592}Where's your friend?
{25607}{25690}No! You're off the hook Barry!|She couldn't make it!
{25692}{25716}Thank you!
{25761}{25809}You're nervous? No.
{25893}{25989}Did you get your gym membership?|Tommorrow.
{26865}{26961}What the fuck is your problem?|You fucking retard, Barry!
{27122}{27235}I'm sorry ... about that.|I'm sorry about what I did.
{27237}{27261}It's all right.
{27305}{27384}I wanted to ask you something|because you're a doctor and ...
{27414}{27438}Yeah?
{27494}{27566}I don't like myself sometimes.
{27676}{27736}Can you help me?
{27781}{27829}Barry, I'm a dentist, I ...
{27846}{27891}What kind of help|do you think I can give you?
{27894}{27966}I know. I ... maybe|you know other doctors.
{27982}{28010}Like a psychiatrist?
{28013}{28102}I just don't have anybody else|I can talk to about things and ...
{28109}{28176}... I understand it's|confidential with the doctor ...
{28210}{28294}And I just ...|I don't want my sisters to know, Ok?
{28299}{28347}I can trust you about this?
{28361}{28481}Barry, if it’s about getting you a phone|number for a psychiatrist I can do that.
{28483}{28531}It's not a problem, but ...
{28549}{28597}... what exactly it's wrong?
{28627}{28747}I don't know if there is anything wrong|because I don't know how other people are.
{28795}{28884}I ... sometimes cry a lot.
{28937}{28973}For no reason.
{30362}{30395}1.79 USD.
{31073}{31109}What am I looking for?
{31124}{31160}What am I looking for?
{31170}{31206}Tell me!|Talk to me!
{31226}{31274}Talk to me!|Talk to me!
{31365}{31401}Pudding!
{32426}{32474}Hi, this is Janet, the operator.|Who's this?
{32475}{32523}Hi, how're you doing?
{32593}{32653}Can I have your credit card number|followed by the expiration date?
{32661}{32685}Sure.
{32691}{32742}Aaaa ... how much is this anyway?
{32757}{32815}It's 2.99 per minute|for the first half hour ...
{32818}{32866}... and 1.99 per minute after that.
{32880}{32918}Ok ... and it's confidential?
{32930}{32966}What do you mean?
{32968}{33044}The informations I give you|it's private, confidential?
{33047}{33124}Of course, yeah.|Would you like to talk to a girl?
{33126}{33197}I can connect you with a|beautiful girl if I can just have ...
{33198}{33258}... your credit card number|followed by the expiration date.
{33288}{33684}Sure. 5102171781186554|Expiration 0504
{33708}{33770}And your billing address?|And the name as it appear on the card.
{33783}{33888}1204 Mallpark,|Sherman-Aux, California
{33889}{34048}Apartment 4, 91403 zip code.
{34063}{34118}And your name?|Barry Egan.
{34131}{34212}And your social security number?|What for?
{34232}{34304}It's just a verification thru|the credit card company.
{34354}{34380}And this is confidential?
{34402}{34460}It's just for us to verify your|credit card information ...
{34461}{34576}... and it's completely confidential and it|appears on your credit card as ................
{34579}{34603}Very good.
{34635}{34894}91 ... I'm soryy|917655012
{34920}{35006}OK! So hang on Barry all right?|Thank you very much.
{35170}{35290}We're all set! Can I have the telephone number,|area code first and then we'll call you back?
{35304}{35376}Could you possibly just|connect me to one of the girls?
{35388}{35441}Well, it's a call back service|so we'll call you back.
{35450}{35601}OK ... I just was calling to speak with|one of the girls, I thought that's how it works ...
{35603}{35776}... I'm 8187753993
{35797}{35855}OK. And what kind of girl|would you like to talk to?
{35865}{35971}I don't want anybody to know it's me|and I don't want'em to know my name OK?
{35976}{36050}Nobody will know your name!|OK, if you could tell my name is Jack.
{36063}{36094}You want her to call you Jack?
{36095}{36157}Sure ... I just don't want her to know it's me.
{36169}{36214}OK, that's fine Jack.|Thank you. I'm sorry.
{36215}{36270}No problem!|So we'll call you right back, OK?
{36271}{36307}Terriffic!|Ok.
{37049}{37133}Hello, this is Back.|I'm calling for Jack.
{37149}{37197}How are you doing?
{37198}{37266}Hi, how are you doing?|This is Jack!
{37267}{37300}This is Georgia.|Hi!
{37308}{37354}Hi, what are you doing tonight?
{37377}{37492}Nothing. What are you doing?|I am laying on my bed.
{37520}{37589}Where are you?|I'm in my bedroom.
{37598}{37649}No, I mean what state,|what city are you in?
{37651}{37685}I'm in California.
{37695}{37774}Me too, I'm in California.|I know you are baby, I'm in Los Angeles.
{37778}{37819}I'm in Los Angeles too.
{37821}{37908}Well, well, well maybe we hook|up sometime, what do you think?
{37941}{38037}Are you watching a porno movie Jack?|No I'm not Georgia.
{38045}{38105}Do you like porno movies?|Sure.
{38120}{38226}Yeah?|So Jack are you stroking it?
{38251}{38332}No.|What are you doing now?
{38341}{38421}I'm talking to you.|With your pants off?
{38428}{38488}No, my pants are on.
{38502}{38581}I'm only wearing a t-shirt and panties.
{38589}{38640}Really?|Yeah, really!
{38665}{38737}And I'm looking at my|shaved pussy in the mirror.
{38747}{38817}Do you wanna know what I look like?|It doesn't matter.
{38830}{38878}What do you mean|it doesn't matter?
{38883}{38967}Well, I have no way of|finding out so it doesn't matter.
{38970}{39116}I'm not lying to you Jack.|I'm about 5 foot height, 34-28-34 ...
{39118}{39189}My friends say I'm gorgeus.|Really? Yeah, really!
{39206}{39254}What about you?|It doesn't matter.
{39259}{39283}Yes, it does!
{39350}{39382}You're married, aren't you?
{39397}{39493}No. No?|You have a girlfriend? Yes.
{39505}{39627}Oh! Where is she?|She ... went out uptown.
{39640}{39681}Oh, good, I like that!
{39712}{39760}I'm so horny Jack!|What about you?
{39773}{39893}Sure! Do you like peaches Jack?|They're OK.
{39904}{39991}Well, you'll like me even better|'cause I'm a Georgia peach.
{40030}{40117}Are you jerking off, aren't you Jack?|No, I'm not.
{40122}{40194}Well ... do you ever?
{40216}{40288}Sometimes ... yes, when I'm lonely.
{40294}{40357}Well, you're not to be lonely|anymore 'cause you got me now.
{40363}{40473}It's not very nice and very ... personable.
{40481}{40529}Personable ... thank you baby.
{40547}{40595}So what do you do Barry?
{40606}{40726}I work, I have my own business,|I work hard at doing my business.
{40733}{40805}Are you good in your business?|Yes. Yeah?
{40819}{40891}So do you do really well?|Do you make tons of money?
{40939}{41004}I'm doing pretty good|I think as a start.
{41008}{41073}I wish I was making more,|doing a little bit better ...
{41076}{41164}... but I can't get over a certain point,|however I'll crack something ...
{41173}{41237}... very soon I think|and really do better.
{41245}{41365}I like to diversify.|But I'm doing great I think as a start.
{41383}{41490}Are you stroking it baby?|No I'm not.
{41492}{41593}Is your cock hard?|I don't know what it's doing right now.
{41602}{41679}Why don't you take|your clothes off Jack.
{41695}{41814}And I wanna picture you laid|down with me next to you.
{41834}{41953}And I want you|to stroke your cock, OK?
{42023}{42119}OK? I'm so horny Barry ...
{42636}{42720}This is Barry? Hey, what do|you do and how are you?
{42721}{42819}I'm fine, nothing and how are you?|It's me, it's Georgia.
{42826}{42891}How's a going? Good morning!
{42899}{42963}It's OK that I'm calling, right?|Sure.
{42969}{43058}I just wanted to call and talk to|you and thank you for last night.
{43063}{43183}And ... to say hello.|Well ... thank you!
{43191}{43266}I'm so tired, I went to bed|so late last night.
{43283}{43326}What about you?|When did you go to sleep?
{43330}{43354}Not very late.
{43363}{43435}Well, are you going to work now?|Yes.
{43457}{43529}Can I ask you a question?|Sure!
{43530}{43650}Remember last night when we were|talking, I was telling you about my|apartment and my rent, remember?
{43680}{43759}This is so weird and|really embarrassing for me.
{43801}{43880}I was wandering if maybe you can|help me out with some money.
{43890}{43950}Me? Yeah!
{43957}{44058}Aaa ... yes ... no.|I'm sorry I can't afford that.
{44061}{44145}But you don't know how much it is!|How much is it?
{44159}{44206}Like 750 USD.
{44230}{44288}Yeah ... No no ...|I can't afford that.
{44290}{44347}I'm sorry ... sorry!|Seriously?
{44362}{44425}You're having trouble,|financial trouble?
{44437}{44524}It's so hard these days and|... yeah I really need it.
{44548}{44644}Yeah ... I just don't have enough|money to be able to do that, I'm sorry.
{44660}{44780}I thought you said you're had your own business!|You said you're gonna diversify and all that stuff.
{44798}{44846}So you think you can?
{44885}{44909}I'm sorry!
{44942}{44997}Maybe I should call back|and talk to your girlfriend?
{45015}{45072}Maybe it would be better to|ask her for the money.
{45101}{45175}Could be really easy, you know Barry|I have all your information ...
{45176}{45296}I have your credit card information ...|I say no, thank you.
{45409}{45447}Good morning Barry.|Good morning.
{45449}{45490}Hey, what's with all this|pudding, what is this?
{45493}{45563}Oh. that's part of a pretty amazing|airline promotional giveaway.
{45563}{45637}It's really tremendous. I'm gonna start|a collection of puddings and coupons
{45637}{45743}that could be redeem for free flyer miles|to Healthy Choice at American Airlines.
{45745}{45800}You're going on a trip?|No, I'm not but ...
{45801}{45869}... they're just like a currency these days.
{45870}{45923}You should go on a trip!|Yeah, no thank you.
{45927}{46047}So, what you want me do with it?|Well, you just leave it there for now.
{47653}{47732}Thank you very much,|I'm doing well, my name is Barry Egan.
{47747}{47840}I have a little problem with my MasterCard.
{47869}{47993}I ... lost it|and I found it again
{47995}{48079}and I'm afraid in my|losting and finding I ...
{48088}{48174}somebody might have used my card or ...|OK. What's the account number?
{48174}{48249}Ok. I did punch that in|earlier, I'm sorry.
{48263}{48359}I just ... |I'm nervous about the whole situation
{48392}{48512}I just wanna make sure that no one|spent any money so far ... I don't|have money to burn.
{48514}{48624}OK. I'm clean for now?|Yes. Everything is fine.
{48638}{48720}I'm sorry. That's OK.|What's your name?
{48724}{48774}My name is Simone.|Nice to meet you.
{48778}{48881}Ok. So I'm gonna go and cut it out.|Ok. That's fine. I'll cut up my card and
{48882}{48981}... and get a new one going, right?|Yes you will. Thank you very much.
{48983}{49019}You're welcome.
{49786}{49870}He is wearing that god damn suit again|I don't know why is he wearing that suit
{49872}{49932}He hasn't usually dress like that.|That's fine.
{50036}{50089}Hey, what are you doing?|Why are you wearing that suit again?
{50091}{50207}I don't know. Hi. Hi!|Remember me? I left my car yesterday.|Yes I do!
{50211}{50259}This is Lena Leonard, she's a good friend|of mine from work. We were in the
{50262}{50328}neighborhood and she had to pick up her car|and we're getting breakfast before we go in
{50328}{50381}so did you wanna go? We're|gonna go eat. Let's go!
{50382}{50488}Yeah, I can't. Why? I have|to work, I have to stay here.
{50491}{50585}Seriously? We will going to eat I said.|I'm sorry. It's OK, that's all right.
{50593}{50645}What is that? Are you|learning to play the piano?
{50657}{50777}That's not a piano. Lance! Yeah?|Remember we have to call that guy in Toledo!
{50777}{50825}Which guy?|I tell you later!
{50828}{50902}You don't wanna come eat with us?|Barry, a call for you on line 2!
{50933}{50976}What's all that pudding?
{51004}{51095}No ... I'm gonna talk to ...|One second! Let me just get this!
{51096}{51120}What's that pudding Barry?
{51141}{51222}This is Barry!|Hey baby I guess we got disconnected before.
{51226}{51293}We got disconect?|How did you get this number?
{51296}{51358}You're calling me at work?|You cancelled your credit card ...
{51361}{51421}I need you not to cancel|your credit card.
{51443}{51542}OK, this is very unconfortable.|I need help.
{51557}{51650}Should I just ask your girlfriend? Maybe I|should just call back and talk to your girlfriend.
{51652}{51729}I don't have a girl. You said|you did. I know. But I don't.
{51732}{51851}You lied to me? This is illegal|Ok? I'm sorry, I'll call the police.
{51852}{51883}No, you won't.
{51905}{52001}This is a little embarrassing. I'm sorry.|I'll go pay for my car. Are you sure?
{52004}{52107}Yes. I have no idea why he's beeing|weird and dressed in that suit.
{52107}{52165}That's no problem, it's ok.|He's so strange, I don't ...
{52168}{52288}... even if you'd really go out with him?|It's ok, all right. I'll come right back,|I'll just pay for my car.I'm sorry.
{52518}{52574}Come on rich boy, I thought|we have fun! This isn't cool!
{52576}{52639}You thought it was cool last night.|I'm gonna hang up the phone.
{52640}{52691}You have no idea what will|happen to you mother fucker!
{52693}{52759}Ok! I just really have to go.|What do you think, she's cool, right?
{52774}{52894}Why did you just come by like this?|It's not cool? No, its fine, I just ...
{52896}{52999}Do you think you'll ask her out?|I don't know, I don't do things like that.
{52999}{53040}You don't do anything.|Why are you being scared?
{53043}{53138}I'm not being scared! I just ...|you're gonna rag up on me if I do this!
{53141}{53205}I'm not gonna rag you! Why|would I do this just to rag you?
{53211}{53240}Can I ask a serious question?
{53256}{53300}Did you ask Walter to get you a shrink?
{53365}{53485}Barry! Did you ask Walter to get you a shrink?|What's the matter with you? Are you OK?
{53509}{53629}He is lying!|You're being weird again.
{53664}{53738}We should be going!|Yeah!
{53818}{53929}What guy in Toledo are you talking about?|Talking about the guy ...
{53931}{54031}I come over to you, I'll tell you later.|Are you talking about the Ramata Inn?
{54032}{54152}I'll just come over to you|in a second ...
{54239}{54358}I'm sorry I couldn't come to your sister's|birthday party last tonight. Elizabeth had|invited me and I couldn't make it.
{54361}{54436}Not a problem! Don't worry about it!|We had a terrific time thou!
{54442}{54492}It must be a weight for you|to have so many sisters.
{54495}{54615}No! Not at all! It's very nice.|Telephone, Barry, line 1!
{54649}{54723}This is Barry! Hang up again and|see the troubles it's gonna make!
{54724}{54772}Thank you!|What do you mean, thank you?
{54785}{54833}This is good, you're busy?|Yeah ... not really.
{54847}{54907}I saw a picture of you.|Oh yes?
{54921}{54993}Elizabeth has a picture of you guys,|your sisters and you.
{54999}{55100}It's a lot of family, must be nice.|Do you have brothers and sisters? No.
{55103}{55127}I'm the exact opposite.
{55163}{55220}That must be nice ...|That must be really, really ...
{55229}{55349}No, it's terrible.|What's the pudding for?
{55364}{55436}That's something else!
{55516}{55540}Oh my god!
{55543}{55598}So, where you guys went on the breakfast?|How long have you been working with my sister?
{55602}{55667}Aaaa ... 6 months, maybe 5.|So you know her.
{55668}{55716}Do you wanna check that?|Sure!
{55749}{55804}Are you guys hurt? Are you OK?|They are ok.
{55809}{55886}So what do you do? You do what she does?|The same job, the same work?
{55888}{56039}I do ... I do mainly field consultations,|which is cool 'cause I got to travel.
{56047}{56144}I'm going to Hawaii on Friday.|Hawaii? I was thinking about going there!
{56145}{56196}Really? I was thinking about|going there on business.
{56199}{56288}Well, if you gonna go ...|I'm probably not gonna go thou ...
{56292}{56412}Oh, that's too bad 'cause it's so great over there and|if you were there we could say hello to each other.
{56435}{56512}Yes, that would be great, but I'm not exactly|sure, I have so much going on here,
{56515}{56598}... a lot depends on this thing, if it happens|I won't be able to go, but if doesn't happen
{56601}{56720}... I might be able to ...|I can't find the key to my car.
{56730}{56823}So? Are you gonna come eat with us?|Yeah, I can't.
{56837}{56861}Oh my god!
{56899}{56995}It was great to meet you again|and thanks for helping me yesterday.
{56998}{57032}What is that piano?|What is this pudding?
{57035}{57083}I don't know.|Why are they here?
{57092}{57142}Call me later and we can talk|about asking Walter for the shrink ...
{57145}{57196}... and he said you have this|crying problem or something?!
{57199}{57271}By Barry!|Call me later!
{57306}{57409}Barry seems very busy. I don't know|if he has enough time for a girlfriend.
{57412}{57436}Sorry.
{57469}{57517}See you at the restaurant?|OK.
{58193}{58279}I'm gonna go and eat tommorrow night.|Do you want to go with me?
{58304}{58371}Sure!|Do you want to pick me up?
{58397}{58493}Sure! Can I write down my address|and phone number for you?
{58497}{58569}Sure.
{58671}{58743}This is funny.|Yeah.
{58761}{58809}There you go.|Thanks.
{58877}{58948}I didn't ask for a shrink,|that must have been somebody else.
{58950}{58998}Also that pudding isn't mine.
{59001}{59085}Also I'm wearing a suit today because|I had a very important meeting this morning
{59086}{59158}and I don't have a crying problem.|OK.
{59349}{59397}OK. Hi.|Hi!
{59713}{59833}This is Barry. You just made a fucking|war for yourself that you can't afford!
{60015}{60082}Uhh, yeah.|How do you know this guy is rich?
{60086}{60150}He said he was gonna diversify.|Diversify what?
{60157}{60214}His business.|And what is his name?
{60222}{60246}Barry Egan.
{60249}{60304}I can take the brothers on this mission?|Yes.
{60317}{60420}Will do.|Thank you so much.
{60679}{60751}You can't do that! It's wrong!
{60877}{60925}They'll go.|Great.
{60948}{60995}That's all I'm paying to you guys.|That's cool!
{61015}{61051}When can you leave?|As soon as you want to.
{61053}{61106}Well, I want you to go right away!|I think that's best!
{61106}{61190}And I also really need you to check|out a car for me down there.

{61269}{61339}All the expenses are on your own.|But Leticia said you're gonna cover'em.
{61342}{61392}She didn't know what she said.|Whatever man, that's not cool.
{61393}{61503}David don't just ... seriously ...|right, doesn't make any sense.
{61517}{61579}It's business, seriously.|Look, 100 USD, 2 days work
{61580}{61635}... it's a lot more than your families|are making sitting on their houses.
{61652}{61789}All right? I'm serious now. OK?|Keys to the truck.
{61798}{61824}And you got the gas set up.
{61838}{61872}All right, save receipts on that.
{61888}{62008}Here's the address!|There was his business address too but ...
{62021}{62141}You know ... hit him at his house first.
{62247}{62295}Just fix it Sir!
{62312}{62403}You know, I wanna tell you|something, I've got to tell you ...
{62410}{62434}Oh no!
{62439}{62523}I saw a picture of you guys,|your sisters and you and ...
{62552}{62626}I saw your picture and|I really wanted to meet you.
{62713}{62809}I came to drop my car off|on purpose to try to meet you.
{62905}{62944}Boy ... are you lying?|No.
{62993}{63151}I thought I should tell you ... I don't|want to hide something from you|before we're getting out.
{63200}{63320}Very nice of you to say.|Terrific!
{63357}{63447}I was listening to this morning DJ's this|morning and they always have couples ...
{63447}{63597}... that come in and talk about their|problems ... and this DJ Justice ...
{63597}{63723}... this morning DJ that I really like|... and they were talking about pictures ...
{63723}{63847}... and they're talking about year-book|pictures and how nobody's happy with|the way they look in their pictures ...
{63847}{63969}and ... I just love this guy because he tells|it the way it is  ... he's not a phony ...
{63970}{64090}and this guys ... and this guy calls up and|he's talking about his senior quote ...
{64090}{64172}and so DJ Justice says: "What was your|senior quote?, What was so great about it?"
{64175}{64314}He says "I stole an ancient proverb"|and so he says ok and he says ...
{64317}{64398}... "Confusion say!"|And then DJ Justice says
{64398}{64521}"Confusion or Confucius?"|And it was just so comical.
{64549}{64668}You know, that's my favorite part of the|show and I laugh, I laugh and laugh ...
{64732}{64852}How's your business going?|Did you sell all that pudding?
{64893}{65017}The pudding is not a sales item ...|Why?
{65091}{65233}It's ... not for sale.|Really? Why is that?
{65302}{65440}I'd rather not say, if that's OK.|Oh, I'm sorry, was it like a secret pudding?

{65485}{65605}Let's just keep it between you and I,|if that's possible? Sure, sure.
{65718}{65838}Healthy Choice and American Airlines|got together for this promotion ...
{65841}{65985}If you buy any 10 of Healthy Choice products|they'll reward you 500 frequent flyer miles ...
{65985}{66086}... with a special coupon|they'll up it to a 1000 miles.
{66087}{66202}So I think they're trying to push their|Teriyaki Chicken which is 1.79 USD ...
{66202}{66359}But I went to the Supermarket, I looked arround|and I saw that they had pudding at 0.25 USD/cup.
{66363}{66476}Comes in packages of four, |but insanely ...
{66477}{66581}... the barcodes are on the individual cups!
{66585}{66710}So, a quarter of a cup ...|say you bought 2.50 USD worth ...
{66710}{66826}That's worth 500 miles, ...|with the coupon it's a 1000 miles ...
{66826}{66924}It's a marketing mistake but|I'm taking advantage of it.
{66927}{67047}If you already spent 3000 USD ... that will|get you a million frequent flyer miles ...
{67047}{67122}... you would never have to pay|for a ticket for the rest of your life!
{67129}{67230}So you put a lot pudding so you|can get free coupons. Yes.
{67230}{67278}That's insane!
{67297}{67446}I'm guessing it was a mistake ... but I'm|taking advantage of the wallets offered.
{67474}{67560}Who knows how long it will last!|Too many peoples start doing it!
{67624}{67697}Your sister has told me a history about you.
{67768}{68032}When you were kids you throw|a hammer through the door, right?
{68076}{68144}Threw a hammer!|I don't remember doing that.
{68207}{68255}My sister's a liar!
{68305}{68353}I have to go to the bathroom.
{68934}{68990}Hello! Hi!|Can I talk to you sir?
{69013}{69133}Why?|I ... just need you for a second, please.
{69195}{69318}Sir, the bathroom has just torn apart.|Yeah. Did you do it? No.
{69326}{69446}You didn't just smashed up the bathroom?|No. Well, who did?
{69474}{69547}I don't know.|Sir, your hand is bleeding.
{69559}{69641}I cut myself.|On my knife.
{69696}{69790}What?|Sir, your hand is bleeding.
{69790}{69839}I know.|I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
{69842}{69941}Yeah, but I didn't do anything.|Sir, I've got no way to prove that|you smashed up the bathroom.
{69941}{70030}I didn't do that. I didn't.|Look, I'm gonna have to ask you to go.
{70033}{70089}Ok. I didn't do that.|I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
{70089}{70166}Please don't do this to me!|Sir, I'm gonna call the police!
{70167}{70340}All right. Can I just ...|Sir, I'm gonna crack your fuckin' head open!|Get out of here!
{70368}{70440}We should go right now.|Ok.
{70595}{70642}Thank you.
{72214}{72406}So, you know that ... the harmonium that|you send it up in your office ...
{72534}{72630}Harmonium ...|Piano.
{72731}{72818}Did you steal that from the street?
{72841}{72877}What's this?
{72921}{72993}You did, didn't you?
{73061}{73148}Yeah, I did, why, is it yours?|No, it's yours.
{73341}{73415}You're going to play it?
{73454}{73550}I wouldn't put on any concerts yet!
{73589}{73713}So, I'm sorry, I don't mean to ............ about|the pudding and the harmonium and everything
{73714}{73748}... but ....|Not at all!
{73748}{73896}... you must travel quite a lot!|Oh, no, no no ... I don't travel!
{73971}{74007}No?
{74036}{74098}You wanna take a left to stop here.
{74102}{74175}Ok! I'm gonna go!|Yeah.
{74175}{74272}Good to see you again!|Good to see your face again!|... go out with you!
{74272}{74338}I'm gonna be arround,|back in town in a few days.
{74338}{74397}But if you come to Hawaii ...|I don't know ...
{74400}{74462}You don't think you'll go?|We'll see about that, I don't know!
{74462}{74584}Ok, I'll call you when I get back.|Oh, great!
{74593}{74718}Have a good trip!|... and bye-bye!
{74860}{74961}... and bye-bye!|... and bye-bye!
{74962}{74998}You fuckin' ...
{75023}{75119}... and bye-bye, you stupid motherfucker.
{75256}{75333}Are you Barry?
{75372}{75468}Yes?|This is for you.
{75551}{75587}Ok.
{75756}{75792}Thank you!
{75921}{76035}This is Barry.|It's me, it's Lena.
{76043}{76087}Hi!
{76109}{76259}I just wanted you to know ... wherever you're|going now or whatever you're doing right now ...
{76259}{76383}I want you to know that I wanted|to kiss you this time. Really?
{76432}{76475}Yeah.
{78129}{78188}Oh, is good!|Yeah.
{78357}{78462}I don't freak out very often.|What do you mean?
{78485}{78605}No matter what my sisters say, Ok?|I don't know what you mean.
{78608}{78696}I don't freak out.|Ok.
{78705}{78830}Have a good trip.|Thank you.
{80399}{80524}So ... 500 USD, that's maximum,|That's what I can take out in a day.
{80531}{80624}Ok.|This is what you get when you're pervert.
{80624}{80736}You said you'd help somebody out, you didn't,|so we just gonna take this money back to her.
{80736}{80784}... and that's that.
{80784}{80877}Ok. But before you guys go I just ...|I've wanted to bring up one thing ...
{80877}{81000}I said no to Georgia ... she wanted the|money and I had to decline because ...
{81000}{81068}... I don't really have that much ...|that money, right, that I just gave you ...
{81068}{81287}... is actually a lot of money to me ...|0.99 USD ... so I don't know if this is fair ...|Wait, wait .... no, please! Auch!
{81299}{81419}"UTAH"|"2R7 FNH"
{81372}{81491}You wanna fuck with my brother?|You wanna fuck with my family?|Fuck!
{82088}{82160}Help me!
{82849}{82969}Where the fuck are you going?|We know where you live!
{83217}{83344}Hey, Barry, good morning.|Hey, Lance, can I talk to you for a sec.?
{83350}{83429}Sure!|Come on, I'm here!
{83597}{83671}I got in trouble last night ...|I have a little bit of trouble.
{83671}{83793}What happened?|I made a phone call.
{84154}{84209}I better get more pudding!
{84209}{84312}Barry, a phone call on line 1!|Barry, on line one!
{84313}{84355}This is Barry!|Hey, it's me, it's Rhonda!
{84355}{84410}I need to talk to you about|smashing those windows last night.
{84421}{84509}Yeah. You know, I'm gonna go out of town.|I'm gonna go out of town for 2 days!
{84509}{84554}Where you're going Barry?|I have to go to Hawaii!
{84554}{84601}But you can tell my sisters ...|You're going to Hawaii? Yeah.
{84601}{84693}That is so wonderful you're going to Hawaii!|Don't tell my sisters, thou. Just make sure|you don't tell my sisters. Just ...
{84693}{84729}Ok.|Ok.
{84729}{84792}And I have to get more pudding|for this trip to Hawaii.
{84792}{84868}As I just that ... I'll realize that this|may seem a little strange but it's not.
{84868}{84990}So would you like to come with me?|Ok. Right now? Barry? Yes!
{84990}{85125}First I saw the Teriyaki Chicken for 1.79 USD|and then the soup, which made a real deal,
{85125}{85199}... but the stumble across|the pudding it's just tremendous.
{85201}{85321}How most people don't look,|they don't look at the fine print Lance!
{85321}{85405}Oh!|Ok!
{85630}{85718}You can go to places in the world,|but pudding ... that is funny!
{85718}{85789}Yeah!|That's funny!
{85911}{85949}Yes!
{86165}{86206}It's gonna work!
{86209}{86330}I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming ...|Baby I'm coming!
{86330}{86378}Better go on line ...
{86400}{86520}Barry! I'll be on line!|OK! I'm coming! OK.
{86548}{86613}No no no no ...|What do you mean?
{86613}{86663}That it takes six to eight weeks?|Sir ... Sir ...
{86663}{86737}Sir, it takes that much time to process|the order to make sure that it is valuable.
{86737}{86843}I ... I had this plan in my mind, OK?|I, I was gonna get the pudding today.
{86843}{86923}I can get the pudding over to you today,|that's it, I'm leaving today.
{86923}{86982}Sir, as I explained to you before,|it takes this much time to process.
{86982}{87094}But how am I supposed to know this if you don't|tell me this, it's not in your rules and regulations, ...
{87094}{87193}.. in the fine print. That's an impossibillity.|Anyone know this.|- It takes that much time to process.
{87193}{87283}Ok, I didn't see a 6 or an 8 anywhere.|This is bull...crap to me.
{87283}{87403}No, no no no ...|Sir, it takes that much time to process.
{87412}{87484}Hello?|Hello?
{88050}{88227}All right! The pudding is gonna take 6 to 8 weeks|to process, so that's not gonna work today.
{88231}{88351}I take a bath on that today!|But here's what I'm gonna tell you.
{88367}{88463}Now ... Pudding!
{88486}{88605}You're ok?|We'll get to the pudding later. Yeah.
{88605}{88687}I'm gonna go now! Ok.|I'll call you from there. Yeah.
{88688}{88831}You're running the place until I get back.|Don't tell my sisters anything, OK?
{89967}{90087}I've never been on a plane before.
{90095}{90166}What was that sound?|I don't know.
{90912}{90970}Hi!|Hi! Where you wanna go to?
{90970}{91141}Could you take me to the beaches and the|hotels are. And I'm gonna need a phone.
{91305}{91377}Hello? Hey, it's me!|Hi, what are you doing?
{91377}{91468}Nothing, I'm at work. I was wondering,|you remember your friend Lena?
{91468}{91590}Yeah, what about her? Well, I was wondering|if you know where she's staying in the Hawaii!
{91590}{91723}'Cause she forgot something at my work|and I wanted to get it back to her,|make sure she isn't nervous.
{91723}{91875}Oh my God, I know exactly what are you saying!|You fuck, she'll think you're a pervert!
{91903}{91964}Don't do this to me.|What do you want her number for?
{91964}{92017}All I want is her number,|can you help me out?
{92017}{92077}Tell me why ...|There's no reason for you|to treat me this way!
{92077}{92163}You're killing me!|You're killing me with the way you torture me.
{92163}{92285}All I want is the fucking number!|That should be goddamn good enough for you.|Now give me the fuckin' number!
{92285}{92347}Ok. You fuckin' hear me?|I'm sick of this fuckin' shit!
{92347}{92470}Stop fuckin' treat me this way! Give me the|fuckin' number! I'll fuckin' kill you!|You are dead!
{92513}{92633}Hi, yes, Lena.|Ok, one moment. Thank you.
{92756}{92876}Hello? Hello?
{92886}{93006}Is Lena there?|Wrong room.
{93111}{93303}Hi, yes, I just called, got disconnected,|wrong room, I'm looking for Lena Leonard|and it shouldn't be a man in that room!
{93377}{93473}One moment please!|Thank you.
{93598}{93749}Hello? Lena?|Hi, this is Barry Egan!
{93838}{93965}Yeah! I am near you!
{93977}{94068}I'm just calling you,|I'm standing in my hotel room!
{94068}{94188}Yeah? Yeah!|I'm here on my business trip!
{94235}{94355}Yeah! You don't have a boyfriend or|anything do you? No, what do you mean?
{94355}{94455}I just wanted to now.|When was the last time you had a boyfriend?
{94455}{94546}About 6 months ago, why?|I just wanted to make sure.
{94546}{94690}When was the last time you had a girlfriend?|Well, you have been married? Yeah! Ok.
{94697}{94751}How long you have been married?
{94756}{94900}Do you want to meet me and talk about this?|OK. Where're you from originary?
{96606}{96654}I'm here.
{97798}{97966}You got me out from my hotel room.|Can we go now to my room?
{98005}{98125}So nice.
{98259}{98379}Really looks like Hawaii here.
{100616}{100688}I'm sorry I forgot to shave.
{100704}{100824}Your face is so adorable ...|your skin and your chick and ...
{100848}{101016}... I wanna bite it. I wanna bite your chick and ...|it's so fuckin' cute.
{101079}{101199}I'm looking at your face|and I just wanna smash it.
{101204}{101342}I just wanna fuckin' smash it with the sledge|hammer and squeeze it, you're so pretty ...
{101348}{101492}I wanna chew your face and I wanna|scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them.
{101496}{101544}Chew them and suck them.
{101596}{101788}Ok. This is fine.|Yeah. This is nice.
{102082}{102207}At the restaurant I beat up the bathroom.|I'm sorry.
{102482}{102650}Hi! Hi. Hey so, apparently, they need to see the|new 484's to make sure it works with their O.C.
{102653}{102780}OK. And what should I do about Eric?|Aaaa, just tell him to call me. Ok.
{102783}{102911}So, didn't my brother call you? No.|I have no idea what he's doing then.
{102911}{103028}I'm really sorry that it didn't work out.|No, it's fine. I mean, you wouldn't go|out with him anyway ...
{103028}{103148}... he's such a freak sometimes.|Yeah, he did seem a little strange.
{103153}{103273}Well, he's not that strange!|Don't say that.
{103275}{103395}You're right, I'm sorry.|I think he's weird, but that's me.
{103457}{103612}Ok ... so, should I call you later?|That's ok, I'll just see you when you get back here.
{103614}{103686}Ok.|Ok. Bye!
{103854}{103950}So why do you have to go?|For work.
{103962}{104010}For work?
{104046}{104173}I don't have any business here,|I came here for you.
{104689}{104794}Oh, hello there guy!|Hi, look, this is Barry ...
{104794}{104852}You had almost reached me,|but not quite.
{104852}{104926}I'm in the other room shaving|my roommate's pussy right now ...
{104926}{105031}... so I'm a bit distracted. But if you leave me|your name and your home phone number ...
{105031}{105132}... area code first please ... I'll be sure|to call you back as soon as I'm done.
{105132}{105206}Gosh, you're so sexy!|Bye honey!
{105206}{105317}Yes, this is Barry Egan, I am calling in|regards of what took place the other night ...
{105317}{105414}... I just wanted to tell everybody I know|it was not fair what you did to me ...
{105414}{105511}... and I am expecting my money back.|I realize you have my home phone number ...
{105511}{105577}... I'm away on vacation right now,|if you guys wanna reach me ...
{105577}{105697}... shortly I will be home and we can|discuss how you can return my money.
{105701}{105821}Otherwise, I'm pretty sure that the Police|can be contacted and I could do that ...
{105826}{105951}... and I feel like it's warranted,|so let's figure something out!
{105985}{106105}Like I said, I'll be home shortly,|give me a call. Ok, thank you.
{106534}{106693}How many airplanes have you been on?|I think ... maybe over a hundred.
{106718}{106843}That's right. You travel a lot.|Yeah.
{106922}{107046}How much do you travel?|You travel all the time?
{107070}{107166}Forgot about that.
{107187}{107306}Can I come home with you when|we get there? Of course.
{107313}{107528}Is it ok to ask that?|I thought that you were anyways.
{108488}{108524}Come here!
{109018}{109091}Are you Ok?|Yes I'm fine, are you Ok?
{109091}{109139}Yes. I'm sorry.|What is this?
{109140}{109235}It's Ok. It's Ok!
{109241}{109337}Follow the pen light with your eyes, Ok?
{110684}{110769}Hi, this is Janice, the operator! Who's this?|Ok! This is Barry Egan.
{110769}{110892}You talked to me. Do you remember?|No sweetheart, I don't remember you!
{110892}{111063}Cut the crap lady! You said your name|was Georgia, you said our conversation|was confidential and I trusted you!
{111072}{111260}And then you called me and you're|asking for money! Am I right? Am I right?|Get your supervisor on the phone!
{111260}{111347}Whoever owns that place I want|him on the phone, do you hear me?
{111347}{111467}Ok. Can you hang on a second please?|No more phone crash! I'm not done with you!
{111700}{111797}Yeah? This is Dean.|Hey, it's me. This guy from L.A., Barry Egan,
{111797}{111887}... he's calling on the other line,|he's saying all this stuff he wants|to talk to a supervisor or whatever.
{111887}{111959}What did you say? Nothing!|Ok, put him thru'. No, no, no ...
{111959}{112030}This is bad. Something must have happened.|Shut up. Will you shut up?
{112025}{112169}Ok sexy, I'm gonna connect you with my|supervisor now. - You're in trouble honey!
{112187}{112312}Yeah, who's this? - Hello Sir, my name is|Barry Egan, I called your service the other day ...
{112312}{112351}Why don't you shut the fuck up?|Oh, what's that?
{112351}{112413}I said calm down and shut the fuck up!|What's the problem?
{112413}{112524}The problem is if you give the chance|to explain ... one of your employees,|that girl who I was just speaking with ...
{112524}{112746}... has been threatening me, and 4|blond gentlemen just attacked me,|and smashed my car, and hurt my girl ...
{112746}{112805}All right, go fuck yourself.|That shit has nothing to do with me.
{112805}{112961}I run a legitimate business here.|Listen to me! What's your name, sir?
{112961}{113092}Answer me! What's your name asshole?|I'm Barry Egan! How do I know?
{113093}{113161}You could be anybody, fuck head!|You're a bad person, you have no right ...
{113161}{113270}... taking people's confidence in your service.|You understand me Sir? You shit!
{113270}{113385}No, no, no ... shut up! Shut the fuck up!|... you have no right to take people's confidence ...
{113385}{113505}Shut up! Will you? Shut up!|Shut shut shut shut shut UP!
{113521}{113557}Shut up!
{113577}{113721}Now! Are you threatening me dick?|Why don't you ... You go Fuck yourself!
{113853}{113973}You ... Fuck!|Did you just say go fuck myself?
{114014}{114138}Yes, I did.|That wasn't good, you're dead!
{114193}{114337}Uh, is it ... that's not ... the guy in the blue suit,|is he just around the corner? Can you ...?
{114340}{114413}Yes, there's a police officer here.|He'll want to ask you some questions ...
{114413}{114506}Oh, I know, the guy that came with me,|is he there? The guy that came with you?
{114506}{114650}I'm not sure but we can ask the receptions|to go get him for you, he's probably in the|waiting room. Ok, thanks.
{115390}{115534}Excuse me! There was a woman in there,|a blond woman, did they move her room?
{115534}{115606}What's her name Sir?|Lena Leonard.
{115606}{115726}Are you relative? Yes.|Just a minute, let me check for you.
{115732}{115756}Ok.
{115836}{115932}She was discharged?|Ok.
{116225}{116335}Welcome to Directory Assitance!|Tell me the state, please.
{116335}{116455}Somewhere in Utah.|Thank you.
{116568}{116688}Can I have the listing for|D and D Mattress Man?
{117198}{117222}Auch!
{117352}{117376}Auch!
{118218}{118338}Fuck you! No.|You're a pervert.
{118358}{118434}Think you can be a pervert|and not pay for it?
{118458}{118585}Don't you say that to me.|You called the phone, sucker! Shut up.
{118627}{118788}I didn't do anything. I'm a nice man,|I mind my own business.
{118801}{118945}So you tell me "that's that"|before I beat the hell from you.
{118984}{119104}I have so much strength in me|you have no idea.
{119159}{119339}I have a love in my life, it makes me|stronger than anything you can imagine.
{119352}{119472}I would say "that's that" mattress man.
{119649}{119753}Did you come all this way|just to tell me this?
{119753}{119825}Yes I did.
{119910}{120037}Told the cops?|No.
{120130}{120178}All right.
{120211}{120283}That's that.
{120477}{120535}... I think if you like it|you should get it.
{120536}{120647}Now get the fuck out of here, pervert!|Didn't I warned you?
{120647}{120769}That's that!
{121028}{121084}Barry, you're Ok?|Yeah! What's going on Barry?
{121084}{121145}I'm fine, I'm fine!|Where have you been?
{121145}{121265}I was in Utah but now I'm here|and I'll be right back!
{121275}{121394}Barry?
{121414}{121486}Where are you going?
{122166}{122277}Hi Lena. I'm so sorry.
{122277}{122397}I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital.
{122402}{122454}I called a phone sex line ...
{122477}{122570}I called a phone sex line|before I met you.
{122570}{122736}And four blond brothers came after me.|And they hurt you and I'm sorry.
{122752}{122882}And then I had to live again because|I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again.
{122882}{123002}And ... and I have a lot of pudding ...
{123003}{123104}... and 6 to 8 weeks it can be redeemed.
{123106}{123195}So ... if you could just give me|that much time ...
{123195}{123341}... I think I can get enough mileage|to go with you wherever you have to go,|if you have to travel ...
{123341}{123461}... for your work because I don't ever|want to be anywhere without you.
{123461}{123576}So ... could you just let me|redeem the mileage?
{123576}{123686}You left me in the hospital.|I'm sorry.
{123686}{123746}You can't do that.|Ok.
{123746}{123866}If you just give me 6 to 8 weeks,|I can redeem the mileage, ...
{123866}{124064}... and I can go with you|wherever you have to travel.
{125431}{125558}So here we go!
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