1 00:00:21,737 --> 00:00:23,762 HI: My name is H.I. McDunnough. 2 00:00:23,805 --> 00:00:25,238 [ Door slams ] 3 00:00:27,175 --> 00:00:28,335 Call me Hi. 4 00:00:30,712 --> 00:00:32,009 The first time I met Ed... 5 00:00:32,047 --> 00:00:34,675 was in the county lockup in Tempe, Arizona. 6 00:00:36,785 --> 00:00:38,343 DEPUTY: Don't forget his profile, Ed. 7 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:39,546 Turn to the right! 8 00:00:39,588 --> 00:00:41,317 HI: The day I'll never forget. 9 00:00:42,924 --> 00:00:44,152 Turn to the right! 10 00:00:44,192 --> 00:00:47,059 What kind of name is Ed for a pretty thing like you? 11 00:00:47,095 --> 00:00:49,063 ED: Short for Edwina. Turn to the right! 12 00:00:49,698 --> 00:00:50,858 You're a flower, you are. 13 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:54,393 Just a little desert flower. 14 00:00:55,871 --> 00:00:57,736 Let me know how those come out. 15 00:00:58,673 --> 00:01:01,073 HI: Prison life is very structured... 16 00:01:01,109 --> 00:01:03,737 more than most people care for... 17 00:01:03,779 --> 00:01:06,612 but there's a spirit of camaraderie between the men... 18 00:01:06,648 --> 00:01:09,310 like you find only in combat, maybe... 19 00:01:09,351 --> 00:01:12,752 or on a pro ball club in the heat of the pennant drive. 20 00:01:12,788 --> 00:01:14,449 Grrrr! 21 00:01:14,489 --> 00:01:16,423 HI: In an effort to better ourselves... 22 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:18,358 we were forced to meet with a counselor... 23 00:01:18,393 --> 00:01:22,693 who tried to help us figure out why we were the way we were. 24 00:01:22,731 --> 00:01:25,825 SCHWARTZ: All he wanted was a hot roll and butter. 25 00:01:25,867 --> 00:01:27,528 So... 26 00:01:27,569 --> 00:01:30,060 why do you use the word "trapped"? 27 00:01:30,105 --> 00:01:31,402 Huh? 28 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:35,876 Why do you say you feel trapped in a man's body? 29 00:01:36,945 --> 00:01:40,506 Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard. 30 00:01:40,549 --> 00:01:42,676 MAN: Have you learned anything, Hi? 31 00:01:42,717 --> 00:01:44,241 HI: Yes, sir. You bet. 32 00:01:44,286 --> 00:01:46,379 WOMAN: You wouldn't lie to us, would you? 33 00:01:46,421 --> 00:01:48,946 HI: No, ma'am. Hope to say. 34 00:01:48,990 --> 00:01:50,252 MAN: OK, then. 35 00:01:50,926 --> 00:01:53,622 HI: I tried to stand up and fly straight... 36 00:01:53,662 --> 00:01:57,098 but it wasn't easy with Reagan in the White House. 37 00:01:59,134 --> 00:02:00,294 I don't know. 38 00:02:01,403 --> 00:02:03,894 They say he's a decent man, so... 39 00:02:03,939 --> 00:02:05,065 [ Click ] 40 00:02:05,106 --> 00:02:07,301 maybe his advisers are confused. 41 00:02:10,345 --> 00:02:12,279 ED: Turn to the right. 42 00:02:14,316 --> 00:02:15,647 What's the matter, Ed? 43 00:02:17,886 --> 00:02:19,513 My "fy-ance" left me. 44 00:02:19,554 --> 00:02:21,078 HI: She said her fiance had run off... 45 00:02:21,122 --> 00:02:22,714 with a student cosmetologist... 46 00:02:22,757 --> 00:02:24,987 who knew how to ply her feminine wiles. 47 00:02:25,861 --> 00:02:27,658 The sumbitch. 48 00:02:27,696 --> 00:02:29,527 DEPUTY: Don't forget his phone call, Ed. 49 00:02:30,532 --> 00:02:34,229 Tell him I think he's a damn fool, Ed. 50 00:02:34,769 --> 00:02:37,704 You tell him I said so-- 51 00:02:37,739 --> 00:02:39,604 H.I. McDunnough. 52 00:02:39,641 --> 00:02:42,610 If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me-- 53 00:02:42,644 --> 00:02:44,771 in the Maricopa County Maximum Security... 54 00:02:44,813 --> 00:02:46,371 Correctional Facility For Men... 55 00:02:46,414 --> 00:02:48,939 State Farm Road Number Thirty-one, Tempe, Arizona! 56 00:02:48,984 --> 00:02:50,178 I'll be waitin'! 57 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:52,980 I'll be waitin'. 58 00:02:55,190 --> 00:02:58,853 HI: I can't say I was happy to be back inside... 59 00:02:58,894 --> 00:03:02,830 but the flood of familiar sights, sounds, and faces... 60 00:03:02,864 --> 00:03:05,264 almost made it feel like a homecoming. 61 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:08,531 Most men your age are getting married and raising a family. 62 00:03:08,570 --> 00:03:09,798 Well, factually-- 63 00:03:09,838 --> 00:03:11,897 SCHWARTZ: They wouldn't accept prison as a substitute. 64 00:03:13,108 --> 00:03:14,632 Would any of you men care to comment? 65 00:03:15,277 --> 00:03:16,539 GALE: Well... 66 00:03:16,578 --> 00:03:19,342 sometimes your career has got to come before family. 67 00:03:20,015 --> 00:03:21,915 EVELLE: Work's what's kept us happy. 68 00:03:21,950 --> 00:03:25,784 HI: I tried to sort through what Doc Schwartz had said... 69 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:28,812 but prison ain't the easiest place to think. 70 00:03:28,857 --> 00:03:32,122 CELLMATE: When there was no meat, we ate fowl. 71 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,152 When there was no fowl, we ate crawdad. 72 00:03:35,196 --> 00:03:38,723 When there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand. 73 00:03:38,767 --> 00:03:41,531 - You ate what? - We ate sand. 74 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:44,504 - You ate sand? - That's right. 75 00:03:44,539 --> 00:03:46,666 MAN: Well, Hi, you done served your twenty months... 76 00:03:46,708 --> 00:03:49,142 and seeing as how you never use live ammo... 77 00:03:49,177 --> 00:03:52,271 we got no choice but to return you to society. 78 00:03:52,314 --> 00:03:54,612 SECOND MAN: These doors gonna swing wide. 79 00:03:54,649 --> 00:03:57,550 I didn't want to hurt anyone, sir. 80 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,052 SECOND MAN: Hi, we respect that. 81 00:03:59,087 --> 00:04:00,520 MAN: But you're just hurting yourself... 82 00:04:00,555 --> 00:04:02,455 with this rambunctious behavior. 83 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:04,481 I know that, sir. 84 00:04:04,526 --> 00:04:05,823 MAN: OK, then. 85 00:04:05,860 --> 00:04:07,327 HI: I don't know how you come down... 86 00:04:07,362 --> 00:04:09,262 on the incarceration question-- 87 00:04:09,297 --> 00:04:12,494 whether it's for rehabilitation or revenge... 88 00:04:12,534 --> 00:04:14,297 but I was beginning to think... 89 00:04:14,336 --> 00:04:17,134 revenge is the only argument makes any sense. 90 00:04:17,172 --> 00:04:19,436 [ Siren ] 91 00:04:19,874 --> 00:04:21,501 ED: Show the tattoo! 92 00:04:22,677 --> 00:04:24,167 Turn to the right! 93 00:04:24,212 --> 00:04:25,702 DEPUTY: Don't forget his fingers, Ed. 94 00:04:27,282 --> 00:04:28,647 HI: Hear about the paddy wagon... 95 00:04:28,683 --> 00:04:31,083 that collided with the cement mixer, Ed? 96 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:34,488 Twelve hardened criminals escaped. 97 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:37,622 ED: Ha ha! I heard that one. 98 00:04:37,659 --> 00:04:39,024 HI: Got a new beau? 99 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:40,823 ED: No, Hi. I sure don't. 100 00:04:42,397 --> 00:04:45,025 HI: Don't worry. I paid for it. 101 00:04:45,066 --> 00:04:48,001 They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. 102 00:04:49,337 --> 00:04:51,430 And for once, they may be right. 103 00:04:51,473 --> 00:04:53,532 - You missed a spot. - Rrr! 104 00:04:53,575 --> 00:04:56,772 HI: More and more, my thoughts turned to Ed... 105 00:04:56,811 --> 00:05:00,474 and I finally felt the pain of imprisonment. 106 00:05:00,515 --> 00:05:02,107 CELLMATE: Mama would throw the live crawdad... 107 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:04,846 in a pan of boiling water. 108 00:05:04,886 --> 00:05:08,117 One day, I decided to make my own crawdad... 109 00:05:08,156 --> 00:05:12,559 and I threw it in a pot without the water, you see? 110 00:05:12,594 --> 00:05:14,653 And it was just like making popcorn. 111 00:05:16,197 --> 00:05:18,222 HI: Yeah, the joint is a lonely place... 112 00:05:18,266 --> 00:05:20,666 after lockup and lights out... 113 00:05:20,702 --> 00:05:21,828 when the last of the cons... 114 00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:24,430 has been swept away by the sandman. 115 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,639 But I couldn't help thinking... 116 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,835 that a brighter future lay ahead... 117 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:34,170 a future that was only eight to fourteen months away. 118 00:05:39,354 --> 00:05:42,482 MAN: They got a name for people like you, Hi. 119 00:05:42,524 --> 00:05:45,152 That name is called recidivism. 120 00:05:45,193 --> 00:05:47,058 SECOND MAN: Repeat offender. 121 00:05:47,095 --> 00:05:49,154 MAN: Not a pretty name, is it, Hi? 122 00:05:49,197 --> 00:05:51,324 No, sir. That's one bonehead name... 123 00:05:51,366 --> 00:05:52,663 but that ain't me anymore. 124 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:55,362 MAN: You're not just telling us what we want to hear? 125 00:05:55,403 --> 00:05:57,166 HI: No, sir. No way. 126 00:05:57,205 --> 00:05:59,400 SECOND MAN: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth. 127 00:05:59,441 --> 00:06:02,638 HI: Then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear. 128 00:06:02,677 --> 00:06:05,168 MAN: Didn't we just tell you not to do that? 129 00:06:05,213 --> 00:06:06,840 HI: Yes, sir. 130 00:06:06,881 --> 00:06:08,238 MAN: OK, then. 131 00:06:09,072 --> 00:06:10,232 ED: Turn to the right! 132 00:06:11,141 --> 00:06:13,302 HI: I'm walking in here on my knees, Ed-- 133 00:06:13,343 --> 00:06:14,867 a free man proposing. 134 00:06:14,911 --> 00:06:16,276 Howdy, Kurt. 135 00:06:16,313 --> 00:06:17,712 HI: And so it was. 136 00:06:17,747 --> 00:06:19,738 DEPUTY: Don't forget the bouquet, Ed. 137 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:21,810 I do. 138 00:06:21,851 --> 00:06:23,113 You bet I do. 139 00:06:23,153 --> 00:06:24,814 OK, then. 140 00:06:24,854 --> 00:06:28,483 - Yay! - Whoo! 141 00:06:28,525 --> 00:06:31,016 HI: Ed's pa staked us to a starter home... 142 00:06:31,061 --> 00:06:32,358 in suburban Tempe... 143 00:06:32,395 --> 00:06:35,364 and I got a job drilling holes in sheet metal. 144 00:06:35,398 --> 00:06:37,332 COWORKER: We were doing paramedical work... 145 00:06:37,367 --> 00:06:39,426 in affiliation with the state highway system. 146 00:06:39,469 --> 00:06:41,630 Not actually practicing, you understand. 147 00:06:41,671 --> 00:06:44,196 Me and Bill were patrolling down Nine Mile. 148 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,073 - Bill Roberts? - No, not that mother-scratcher. 149 00:06:47,110 --> 00:06:49,237 Bill Parker. 150 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:51,509 Anyway, we're approaching the wreck... 151 00:06:51,548 --> 00:06:53,345 and there's this spherical object... 152 00:06:53,383 --> 00:06:55,749 resting in the highway... 153 00:06:55,785 --> 00:06:57,810 and it's not a piece of the car. 154 00:06:57,854 --> 00:07:00,721 HI: Most ways, the job was a lot like prison... 155 00:07:01,858 --> 00:07:04,349 except Ed was waiting at the end of every day... 156 00:07:04,394 --> 00:07:06,385 and a paycheck at the end of every week. 157 00:07:06,429 --> 00:07:08,863 Government do take a bite, don't she? 158 00:07:10,166 --> 00:07:12,100 HI: These were the happy days-- 159 00:07:12,135 --> 00:07:14,899 the salad days, as they say. 160 00:07:14,938 --> 00:07:18,874 Ed felt that having a critter was the next logical step. 161 00:07:18,908 --> 00:07:21,741 It was all she thought about. 162 00:07:21,778 --> 00:07:24,645 Her point was that there was too much love and beauty... 163 00:07:24,681 --> 00:07:26,945 for just the two of us... 164 00:07:26,983 --> 00:07:29,349 and every day we kept a child out of the world... 165 00:07:29,386 --> 00:07:32,150 was a day he might later regret having missed. 166 00:07:35,025 --> 00:07:36,959 ED: That was beautiful. 167 00:07:36,993 --> 00:07:38,893 HI: So we worked at it on the days we calculated... 168 00:07:38,928 --> 00:07:40,759 most likely to be fruitful... 169 00:07:41,531 --> 00:07:44,762 and we worked at it most other days, just to be sure. 170 00:07:45,402 --> 00:07:48,633 Ed rejoiced that my lawless years were behind me... 171 00:07:48,672 --> 00:07:50,697 and that our child-rearing years lay ahead. 172 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:51,866 [ Siren ] 173 00:07:51,908 --> 00:07:53,500 And then the roof caved in. 174 00:07:59,883 --> 00:08:01,077 ED: Hi... 175 00:08:02,352 --> 00:08:03,512 I'm barren! 176 00:08:04,688 --> 00:08:06,713 HI: At first I didn't believe it... 177 00:08:06,756 --> 00:08:08,986 that this woman who looked as fertile... 178 00:08:09,025 --> 00:08:10,617 as the Tennessee Valley... 179 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:12,025 could not bear children. 180 00:08:13,229 --> 00:08:15,220 But the doctor explained that her insides... 181 00:08:15,265 --> 00:08:18,996 were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. 182 00:08:21,938 --> 00:08:23,462 Ed was inconsolable. 183 00:08:25,141 --> 00:08:27,200 We tried an adoption agency. 184 00:08:28,712 --> 00:08:31,875 ED: It's true that Hi has had a checkered past. 185 00:08:31,915 --> 00:08:35,146 HI: But Ed here is an officer of the law twice decorated... 186 00:08:35,185 --> 00:08:37,517 so we figure it kind of evens out. 187 00:08:40,857 --> 00:08:43,758 HI: But biology and the prejudices of others... 188 00:08:43,793 --> 00:08:45,658 conspired to keep us childless. 189 00:08:48,798 --> 00:08:51,164 Our love for each other was stronger than ever... 190 00:08:52,202 --> 00:08:56,468 but I premonised no return of the salad days. 191 00:08:57,407 --> 00:08:59,637 The pizzazz had gone out of our lives. 192 00:09:00,910 --> 00:09:03,674 Ed lost all interest in both criminal justice... 193 00:09:04,447 --> 00:09:06,711 and housekeeping. 194 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:10,481 Soon after, she tendered her badge. 195 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:13,683 Even my job seemed as dry and bitter... 196 00:09:13,723 --> 00:09:15,714 as a hot prairie wind. 197 00:09:15,759 --> 00:09:18,455 COWORKER: So here's Bill walking down Nine Mile-- 198 00:09:18,495 --> 00:09:20,463 That's Bill Parker, you understand. 199 00:09:20,497 --> 00:09:23,466 He's got his sandwich in one hand... 200 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,934 and the fuckin' head in the other! 201 00:09:27,337 --> 00:09:28,668 [ Snorting ] 202 00:09:28,705 --> 00:09:31,970 HI: I even caught myself driving by convenience stores... 203 00:09:33,343 --> 00:09:35,243 that weren't on the way home. 204 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,672 Then, one day... 205 00:09:39,382 --> 00:09:42,647 the biggest news hit the state since they built the Hoover Dam. 206 00:09:45,188 --> 00:09:47,053 The Arizona Quints was born. 207 00:09:48,124 --> 00:09:51,093 By Arizona Quints... 208 00:09:51,127 --> 00:09:55,791 I mean they was born to a woman named Florence Arizona. 209 00:09:55,832 --> 00:09:57,322 As you probably guessed... 210 00:09:57,367 --> 00:10:00,825 Florence Arizona is the wife of Nathan Arizona... 211 00:10:01,604 --> 00:10:02,764 and Nathan Arizona-- 212 00:10:03,673 --> 00:10:06,540 well, hell, you know who he is. 213 00:10:06,576 --> 00:10:10,012 So come on down to Unpainted Arizona... 214 00:10:10,046 --> 00:10:11,513 where you can get the finest selection... 215 00:10:11,548 --> 00:10:13,413 in fixtures and appointments... 216 00:10:13,449 --> 00:10:16,111 for your bathroom, bedroom, boudoir! 217 00:10:16,152 --> 00:10:18,985 And if you can find lower prices anywhere... 218 00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:21,513 my name ain't Nathan Arizona! 219 00:10:21,558 --> 00:10:24,220 HI: The owner of the largest chain of unpainted furniture... 220 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:28,754 and bathroom fixture outlets throughout the Southwest. 221 00:10:28,798 --> 00:10:32,199 Yep, Florence had been taking fertility pills... 222 00:10:32,235 --> 00:10:34,430 and she and Nathan had hit the jackpot. 223 00:10:37,006 --> 00:10:41,881 Now, y'all without sin can cast the first stone... 224 00:10:42,815 --> 00:10:45,841 but we thought it was unfair that some should have so many... 225 00:10:45,885 --> 00:10:48,080 while others should have so few. 226 00:10:49,889 --> 00:10:52,016 With the benefit of hindsight... 227 00:10:52,058 --> 00:10:54,185 maybe it wasn't such a hot idea. 228 00:10:55,828 --> 00:10:57,989 But at the time... 229 00:10:58,030 --> 00:11:00,055 Ed's little plan seemed like the solution... 230 00:11:00,099 --> 00:11:02,226 to all our problems... 231 00:11:02,268 --> 00:11:05,362 and the answer to all our prayers. 232 00:11:05,438 --> 00:11:08,566 [ Man yodeling with banjo ] 233 00:11:38,671 --> 00:11:41,936 NATHAN: Eight hundred leaf-tables and no chairs? 234 00:11:41,974 --> 00:11:44,602 You can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs. 235 00:11:44,644 --> 00:11:48,011 Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick! 236 00:11:48,047 --> 00:11:49,981 I asked my wife. She got more sense. 237 00:11:50,016 --> 00:11:51,643 [ Bumping noise upstairs ] 238 00:11:51,684 --> 00:11:53,743 Miles, alls I know is... 239 00:11:53,786 --> 00:11:56,311 I'm away from the office to play with my kids... 240 00:11:56,355 --> 00:11:58,414 and everything goes straight to heck! 241 00:11:58,457 --> 00:12:00,118 I ain't gonna stand for it! 242 00:12:01,694 --> 00:12:04,629 Yeah, if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass a-hoppin'. 243 00:12:04,664 --> 00:12:07,189 I am sick of your excuses, Miles. 244 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:10,092 It is now precisely... 245 00:12:10,136 --> 00:12:13,299 8:45 in the p.m. 246 00:12:13,339 --> 00:12:15,899 I'm gonna be down at that store in exactly twelve hours... 247 00:12:15,941 --> 00:12:18,102 to kick me some butt... 248 00:12:18,144 --> 00:12:20,112 or my name ain't Nathan Arizona! 249 00:12:22,281 --> 00:12:25,148 [ Baby cries ] 250 00:12:25,184 --> 00:12:26,708 That sounds like Larry. 251 00:12:26,752 --> 00:12:29,721 No, no, no. Shh. Shh. 252 00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:33,849 Quiet, quiet, quiet. 253 00:12:33,893 --> 00:12:36,259 [ Baby cries ] 254 00:12:36,295 --> 00:12:37,557 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 255 00:12:37,596 --> 00:12:39,154 Quiet, quiet. 256 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,267 HI: Quiet. 257 00:12:42,301 --> 00:12:43,461 Good boy. 258 00:12:44,804 --> 00:12:45,930 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 259 00:12:45,971 --> 00:12:48,371 - [ Baby whines ] - Shh, shh, shh. 260 00:12:48,407 --> 00:12:49,567 Quiet, quiet. 261 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:53,501 [ Toy squeaks ] 262 00:12:55,681 --> 00:12:57,478 HI: That's it. Good, good. 263 00:12:57,516 --> 00:12:59,313 [ Baby cries ] 264 00:12:59,351 --> 00:13:00,511 HI: Quiet. 265 00:13:05,091 --> 00:13:06,251 Yes. 266 00:13:15,735 --> 00:13:16,963 Here's a rattle. 267 00:13:17,002 --> 00:13:18,333 Rattle. OK? 268 00:13:18,370 --> 00:13:19,735 OK, good. 269 00:13:19,772 --> 00:13:22,764 [ Baby cries ] 270 00:13:25,377 --> 00:13:26,503 HI: Shh. 271 00:13:27,947 --> 00:13:29,244 Aw. 272 00:13:33,953 --> 00:13:35,443 HI: Shh, shh. 273 00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:36,921 - [ Baby fusses ] - No, no. 274 00:13:36,956 --> 00:13:39,481 Shh. Shh. Quiet, quiet. 275 00:13:40,226 --> 00:13:41,750 Shh. 276 00:13:53,873 --> 00:13:55,033 Come here. 277 00:14:05,651 --> 00:14:06,982 BABY: Aah! 278 00:14:07,019 --> 00:14:09,010 [ Thumping ] 279 00:14:13,759 --> 00:14:15,818 [ Wind-up toy whirs ] 280 00:14:24,737 --> 00:14:27,763 [ Baby cries ] 281 00:14:48,093 --> 00:14:50,687 Come here. Come here. 282 00:15:05,311 --> 00:15:06,471 [ Hi gasps ] 283 00:15:17,223 --> 00:15:18,383 [ Baby coos ] 284 00:15:31,303 --> 00:15:33,794 NATHAN: Why don't you go up and check on them? 285 00:15:33,839 --> 00:15:34,999 They sound restless. 286 00:16:14,179 --> 00:16:15,578 Ohh! 287 00:16:19,718 --> 00:16:21,015 ED: What's the matter? 288 00:16:21,053 --> 00:16:23,214 HI: I'm sorry, honey. It just didn't work out. 289 00:16:23,255 --> 00:16:24,813 ED: What do you mean it didn't work out? 290 00:16:24,857 --> 00:16:28,691 HI: They--they started crying. 291 00:16:28,727 --> 00:16:30,388 They were all over me. 292 00:16:30,429 --> 00:16:32,454 It was kind of horrifying, honey. Let me in. 293 00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:33,795 ED: Of course they cried. Babies cry. 294 00:16:33,832 --> 00:16:36,858 HI: I know that. We better leave. 295 00:16:36,902 --> 00:16:38,597 ED: You go right back up there and get me a toddler. 296 00:16:38,637 --> 00:16:41,470 I need a baby, Hi. They got more than they can handle. 297 00:16:41,507 --> 00:16:42,633 HI: Oh, honey-- 298 00:16:42,675 --> 00:16:44,074 ED: Don't you come back here without a baby. 299 00:16:47,646 --> 00:16:50,240 - [ Baby babbling ] - Shh. 300 00:16:50,282 --> 00:16:51,442 Shh. 301 00:16:53,652 --> 00:16:56,883 Shhh. 302 00:16:56,922 --> 00:16:58,082 [ Baby laughs ] 303 00:17:03,228 --> 00:17:05,492 FLORENCE: Beek beek beek beek beek. 304 00:17:12,571 --> 00:17:14,732 NATHAN: Christian Dior, my butt. 305 00:17:16,575 --> 00:17:17,906 They pay money for that? 306 00:17:17,943 --> 00:17:19,103 Yes, dear. 307 00:17:20,479 --> 00:17:21,605 NATHAN: How are the kids? 308 00:17:21,647 --> 00:17:23,274 Fine, dear. 309 00:17:27,653 --> 00:17:29,587 - Which one you get? - I don't know. 310 00:17:29,621 --> 00:17:31,282 - Nathan Junior, I think. - Give me here. 311 00:17:31,323 --> 00:17:33,018 HI: Here's the instructions. 312 00:17:34,393 --> 00:17:35,587 ED: Oh... 313 00:17:35,627 --> 00:17:37,458 he's beautiful. 314 00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:39,054 HI: Yep. He's awful damn good. 315 00:17:39,098 --> 00:17:40,793 I think I got the best one. 316 00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:42,027 ED: I bet they were all beautiful. 317 00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,591 All babies are beautiful. 318 00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:45,867 This one's awful damn good, though. 319 00:17:45,904 --> 00:17:47,394 Don't you cuss around him. 320 00:17:47,439 --> 00:17:49,873 He's fine, he is. 321 00:17:49,908 --> 00:17:51,466 I think it's Nathan Junior. 322 00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:53,273 ED: We are doing the right thing, aren't we, Hi? 323 00:17:53,312 --> 00:17:55,041 They had more than they could handle. 324 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,810 HI: Well, now, honey, we've been over this and over this. 325 00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,943 There's what's right and there's what's right... 326 00:17:59,985 --> 00:18:01,111 and never the twain shall meet. 327 00:18:01,153 --> 00:18:02,984 But don't you think his mama will be upset... 328 00:18:03,022 --> 00:18:04,683 I mean, overly? 329 00:18:04,723 --> 00:18:08,318 Of course she'll be upset, sugar, but she'll get over it. 330 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,521 She's got four little babies... 331 00:18:10,562 --> 00:18:12,393 almost as good as this one. 332 00:18:12,431 --> 00:18:14,899 It's like when I was robbing convenience stores. 333 00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:18,596 I love him so much! 334 00:18:21,507 --> 00:18:22,769 I know you do, honey. 335 00:18:22,808 --> 00:18:25,743 I love him so much! 336 00:18:27,112 --> 00:18:28,545 I know you do. 337 00:18:43,295 --> 00:18:44,455 Oh! 338 00:18:50,669 --> 00:18:53,661 MAN SINGING: Give me a home where the buffalo... 339 00:18:53,705 --> 00:18:55,730 HI: OK. Bring him in. 340 00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:58,938 This is it, Nathan Junior. 341 00:18:58,977 --> 00:19:00,877 Feast your eyes, old boy! 342 00:19:00,913 --> 00:19:02,540 ED: Don't be so loud around him. 343 00:19:02,581 --> 00:19:04,845 - Damn. I'm sorry, honey. - And don't you cuss. 344 00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:06,908 HI: He don't know a cuss word from Shinola. 345 00:19:06,952 --> 00:19:09,079 ED: Well, you see that he don't. 346 00:19:09,121 --> 00:19:10,383 HI: I want to hold him, too. 347 00:19:10,422 --> 00:19:12,686 ED: Well, mind his little fontanel. 348 00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:14,624 HI: Oh, he's all right, he is. 349 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,958 Come on over here, young Nathan Junior. 350 00:19:16,995 --> 00:19:18,724 I'm gonna show you around. 351 00:19:18,764 --> 00:19:20,925 Looky here, young sportsman. 352 00:19:20,966 --> 00:19:23,833 That there's the kitchen area where Ma and Pa chow down. 353 00:19:24,803 --> 00:19:26,361 This here's the TV. 354 00:19:26,405 --> 00:19:28,100 Two hours a day, maximum... 355 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:30,199 either educational or football... 356 00:19:30,242 --> 00:19:32,142 so's you don't ruin your appreciation... 357 00:19:32,177 --> 00:19:33,337 of the finer things. 358 00:19:34,746 --> 00:19:36,873 And this here's the divan... 359 00:19:36,915 --> 00:19:39,281 for socializing and relaxing with the family unit. 360 00:19:40,315 --> 00:19:42,010 Yes, sir. 361 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,780 Many's the day we sat there and said... 362 00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:47,414 "Wouldn't it be nice to have a youngster here... 363 00:19:47,456 --> 00:19:48,923 "to share our thoughts and feelings?" 364 00:19:48,957 --> 00:19:50,948 ED: He's tired, Hi. 365 00:19:50,993 --> 00:19:53,223 HI: Well, I'll just set you right there, boy. 366 00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:56,287 Just put those dogs up and take a load off. 367 00:19:56,331 --> 00:19:59,095 MAN SINGING: A discouraging word 368 00:19:59,134 --> 00:20:02,331 And the skies are not cloudy all 369 00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:04,931 Skies are not cloudy all 370 00:20:04,973 --> 00:20:10,639 Skies are not cloudy all day 371 00:20:17,586 --> 00:20:19,053 Haaa. 372 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,748 Ahh ahh... 373 00:20:20,789 --> 00:20:23,758 What? Are you kidding? We got us a family here! 374 00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:24,952 Ahh ahh. 375 00:20:24,993 --> 00:20:28,053 He's a scandal, isn't he? He's a little outlaw. 376 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,087 No. He--he's a good boy. 377 00:20:30,132 --> 00:20:31,258 HI: He ain't too good. 378 00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:33,392 You can tell by that twinkle in his eye. 379 00:20:34,036 --> 00:20:35,594 Don't you think we ought to put him to bed? 380 00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:36,968 HI: No. Hang on, honey. 381 00:20:37,005 --> 00:20:39,371 Let's preserve the moment in pictures. 382 00:20:39,408 --> 00:20:40,670 ED: Just one, OK? 383 00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:43,103 I got to tell you... 384 00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:45,940 I'm a little scared, Hi. 385 00:20:45,981 --> 00:20:47,915 HI: How come is that, honey? 386 00:20:47,949 --> 00:20:49,644 ED: Well, we got a baby, Hi. 387 00:20:49,685 --> 00:20:52,415 It's an awful big responsibility. 388 00:20:52,454 --> 00:20:54,183 HI: Honey, could you slide over a tad... 389 00:20:54,222 --> 00:20:55,587 and raise the nipper up? 390 00:20:55,624 --> 00:20:58,616 ED: I mean, we never done this before... 391 00:20:58,660 --> 00:20:59,991 and I'm kind of nervous. 392 00:21:00,028 --> 00:21:01,427 HI: You're doing real good, sugar. 393 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:04,127 [ Timer beeps ] 394 00:21:07,636 --> 00:21:10,104 - I love you, Hi. - We're set to pop here, honey. 395 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:13,107 - You're gonna help, aren't you? - How's that, honey? 396 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,166 ED: Contribute... 397 00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:16,939 to the management of the child. 398 00:21:16,978 --> 00:21:18,445 [ Beeping faster ] 399 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,107 Quiet evenings at home together. 400 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:24,278 - You can count on it, honey. - Everything decent and normal. 401 00:21:24,319 --> 00:21:25,616 We're set to pop here, honey. 402 00:21:25,654 --> 00:21:27,986 [ Rapid beeping ] 403 00:21:33,995 --> 00:21:35,986 [ Thunder ] 404 00:21:45,841 --> 00:21:49,140 Aaaah! 405 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:54,080 Aah! Ohh! Aaaah! 406 00:21:54,116 --> 00:21:57,813 Aaaah! 407 00:21:57,853 --> 00:22:01,755 Aaaaah! 408 00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:03,655 Aaah! 409 00:22:03,692 --> 00:22:07,856 Aaaaah! 410 00:22:07,896 --> 00:22:10,262 Aaah! 411 00:22:10,298 --> 00:22:13,267 Aaaaah! 412 00:22:13,301 --> 00:22:14,791 Aaah! 413 00:22:15,971 --> 00:22:22,274 Aaaaaaah! 414 00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:24,505 Mmmm! 415 00:22:24,546 --> 00:22:28,642 Aaaah! 416 00:22:28,683 --> 00:22:31,618 Aaaaah! 417 00:22:31,653 --> 00:22:33,848 Aaaah! 418 00:22:33,889 --> 00:22:38,121 EVELLE: Whoooo-ha! 419 00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:56,534 EVELLE: OK. 420 00:22:56,578 --> 00:22:58,011 GALE: What is she? 421 00:22:58,046 --> 00:22:59,673 EVELLE: Station wagon. Looks nice. 422 00:23:03,285 --> 00:23:05,776 - Aaah! - Aaah! 423 00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:12,624 [ Thunder ] 424 00:23:27,909 --> 00:23:29,035 [ Knock on door ] 425 00:23:29,077 --> 00:23:31,739 - Merry Christmas. - Open up! It's the police! 426 00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:32,906 ED: What's going on? 427 00:23:32,948 --> 00:23:34,575 - Stay in here. - Open up! 428 00:23:35,383 --> 00:23:36,907 They ain't gonna split up the family. 429 00:23:36,952 --> 00:23:39,352 GALE: Open up in there! 430 00:23:39,387 --> 00:23:40,615 HI: I'd like to see them try. 431 00:23:40,655 --> 00:23:43,283 [ Gale banging on door ] 432 00:23:43,325 --> 00:23:46,624 GALE: Open up! Maybe we'll let you plea-bargain! 433 00:23:46,661 --> 00:23:47,958 [ Evelle giggling ] 434 00:23:47,996 --> 00:23:49,623 HI: Hi there! 435 00:23:49,664 --> 00:23:51,359 GALE: Ha ha ha! 436 00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:54,630 HI: Oh, Gale! Oh, make me sick! 437 00:23:54,669 --> 00:23:57,934 [ Evelle and Gale giggling ] 438 00:23:57,973 --> 00:24:01,067 HI: Honey, I'd like you to meet... 439 00:24:01,109 --> 00:24:03,703 Gale and Evelle Snoats... 440 00:24:03,745 --> 00:24:07,146 as fine a pair as ever broke and entered! 441 00:24:10,352 --> 00:24:13,753 Boys...this here's my wife. 442 00:24:14,856 --> 00:24:16,551 - Ma'am. - Miz McDunnough. 443 00:24:16,591 --> 00:24:20,322 Kind of late for visitors, isn't it, Hi? 444 00:24:20,362 --> 00:24:23,092 HI: Yeah, but these boys just got out of the joint... 445 00:24:23,131 --> 00:24:26,100 so we got to show a little hospitality. 446 00:24:26,134 --> 00:24:30,434 GALE: H.I., looks like you been up to the devil's business. 447 00:24:30,472 --> 00:24:33,805 EVELLE: Is that a him or a her? 448 00:24:33,842 --> 00:24:35,469 ED: It's a little boy. 449 00:24:37,512 --> 00:24:39,139 GALE: Got a name, does he? 450 00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:41,444 HI: So far, we just been using Junior. 451 00:24:41,483 --> 00:24:43,144 ED: We call him Junior. 452 00:24:43,184 --> 00:24:45,778 EVELLE: You mean J.R., just like the TV show? 453 00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:47,811 [ Gale and Evelle cackle ] 454 00:24:49,691 --> 00:24:51,625 EVELLE: That's good! 455 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:54,788 GALE: "Welcome home, son." Where's he been? 456 00:24:54,829 --> 00:24:57,354 - Phoenix. - Tulsa. 457 00:24:57,399 --> 00:25:00,300 HI: He was visiting his grandparents. 458 00:25:00,335 --> 00:25:01,503 ED: They're separated. 459 00:25:01,503 --> 00:25:03,334 GALE: Would that be your folks, ma'am? 460 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:04,531 ED: No. I'm afraid not. 461 00:25:04,572 --> 00:25:07,632 GALE: You said your folks was dead, H.I. 462 00:25:07,676 --> 00:25:11,976 HI: We thought Junior should see their final resting place. 463 00:25:12,013 --> 00:25:13,674 Why don't you boys have a seat? 464 00:25:18,353 --> 00:25:20,787 ED: Hi, it's 2:00 in the morning. 465 00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:23,784 What's that smell? 466 00:25:23,825 --> 00:25:27,591 GALE: We don't always smell this way, Miz McDunnough. 467 00:25:27,629 --> 00:25:29,620 I was just explaining to your better half here... 468 00:25:29,664 --> 00:25:31,393 that when we were tunneling out... 469 00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:32,900 we happened to hit the main sewer line-- 470 00:25:32,934 --> 00:25:35,425 dumb luck that-- and we followed that-- 471 00:25:35,470 --> 00:25:37,836 ED: You mean you busted out of jail? 472 00:25:37,872 --> 00:25:40,966 EVELLE: We released ourselves on our own recognizance. 473 00:25:41,009 --> 00:25:44,103 GALE: What Evelle's saying is we felt the institution... 474 00:25:44,145 --> 00:25:46,204 no longer had anything to offer us. 475 00:25:46,247 --> 00:25:47,612 My Lord, he's cute! 476 00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:49,742 EVELLE: He's a little outlaw. You can see that, Hi. 477 00:25:49,784 --> 00:25:51,911 ED: Now, listen. You folks can't stay here. 478 00:25:53,288 --> 00:25:54,414 EVELLE: Ma'am? 479 00:25:54,456 --> 00:25:55,753 ED: You just can't stay. 480 00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:57,849 I appreciate your being friends of Hi... 481 00:25:57,892 --> 00:25:59,985 but this is a decent family now. 482 00:26:00,028 --> 00:26:01,495 We got a toddler here. 483 00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:07,860 Say, who wears the pants around here, H.I.? 484 00:26:07,902 --> 00:26:11,429 Ha! Honey, these boys just got out of the joint-- 485 00:26:11,473 --> 00:26:12,963 Don't "honey" me. 486 00:26:13,008 --> 00:26:14,976 You can set a while and catch up... 487 00:26:15,010 --> 00:26:16,500 but then be on your way. 488 00:26:17,879 --> 00:26:19,870 [ Thunder ] 489 00:26:26,988 --> 00:26:30,151 GALE: Got you on an awful short leash, don't she? 490 00:26:48,009 --> 00:26:49,135 [ Nathan Junior coos ] 491 00:26:49,177 --> 00:26:50,644 ED: Are they still here? 492 00:26:52,147 --> 00:26:53,273 HI: Yeah. 493 00:26:53,314 --> 00:26:57,307 They're just gonna stay a day or two, honey. 494 00:26:57,352 --> 00:27:00,412 It's raining out. They got nowheres to go. 495 00:27:00,455 --> 00:27:02,616 They're fugitives, Hi. 496 00:27:02,657 --> 00:27:05,626 How are we gonna start a new life with them around? 497 00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:09,257 HI: Well, honey, you got to have a little charity. 498 00:27:10,325 --> 00:27:14,193 You know, in Arab lands, you set out a plate. 499 00:27:14,228 --> 00:27:15,889 ED: Promise, just a day or two. 500 00:27:18,232 --> 00:27:19,756 HI: Tonight and tomorrow, tops. 501 00:27:23,871 --> 00:27:25,805 HI: That night, I had a dream. 502 00:27:26,975 --> 00:27:28,101 I drifted off... 503 00:27:28,142 --> 00:27:32,044 thinking about happiness, birth, and new life... 504 00:27:33,815 --> 00:27:35,908 but now I was haunted by a vision of... 505 00:27:39,587 --> 00:27:41,282 He was horrible. 506 00:27:43,758 --> 00:27:46,158 The lone biker of the apocalypse. 507 00:27:47,729 --> 00:27:50,698 A man with all the powers of hell at his command. 508 00:27:53,167 --> 00:27:54,566 He could turn the day into night... 509 00:27:54,602 --> 00:27:56,331 [ Jingling ] 510 00:27:56,371 --> 00:27:58,703 and laid to waste everything in his path. 511 00:28:03,378 --> 00:28:06,745 He was especially hard on the little things-- 512 00:28:06,781 --> 00:28:09,045 the helpless and the gentle creatures. 513 00:28:09,984 --> 00:28:12,544 He left a scorched earth in his wake... 514 00:28:12,587 --> 00:28:15,181 befouling even the sweet desert breeze... 515 00:28:15,223 --> 00:28:16,918 that whipped across his brow. 516 00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:22,261 I didn't know where he came from or why. 517 00:28:22,296 --> 00:28:28,531 I didn't know if he was... a dream or vision... 518 00:28:28,569 --> 00:28:31,595 but I feared that I myself had unleashed him. 519 00:28:36,511 --> 00:28:39,639 For he was the fury that would be... 520 00:28:39,681 --> 00:28:44,118 as soon as Florence Arizona found her little Nathan gone. 521 00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:56,289 [ Florence screaming ] 522 00:29:02,670 --> 00:29:08,939 ED SINGING: Father sits at his cabin door 523 00:29:08,976 --> 00:29:13,913 Wiping his tear-dimmed eyes 524 00:29:13,948 --> 00:29:19,944 For his only son soon shall walk 525 00:29:19,987 --> 00:29:23,946 To yonder scaffold rise 526 00:29:23,991 --> 00:29:25,322 HI: Is he all right? 527 00:29:25,359 --> 00:29:26,724 He's all right. 528 00:29:26,761 --> 00:29:28,888 He was just having a nightmare. 529 00:29:28,930 --> 00:29:35,631 [ Singing ] My race is run beneath the sun 530 00:29:35,670 --> 00:29:40,903 The scaffold now waits for me 531 00:29:40,942 --> 00:29:46,972 For I did murder that dear little girl 532 00:29:47,014 --> 00:29:49,778 Whose name was Rose... 533 00:29:49,817 --> 00:29:52,877 Sometimes it's a hard world for the little things. 534 00:29:59,594 --> 00:30:03,394 NATHAN: No, the missis and the rest of the kids... 535 00:30:03,431 --> 00:30:07,094 left town to... I ain't sayin' where. 536 00:30:07,869 --> 00:30:09,928 They'll be back here when we're a nuclear family again. 537 00:30:09,971 --> 00:30:12,098 REPORTER: Which tot was abducted? 538 00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:14,005 Nathan Junior, I think. 539 00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:16,532 REPORTER: Do you have anything to say to the kidnappers? 540 00:30:16,577 --> 00:30:18,101 Watch your butts. 541 00:30:18,146 --> 00:30:21,343 REPORTER: It's been rumored your son was abducted by UFOs. 542 00:30:21,382 --> 00:30:23,350 Don't print that, son. 543 00:30:23,384 --> 00:30:27,343 If his mama reads that, she'll lose all hope. 544 00:30:27,388 --> 00:30:30,289 OFFICER: We need to ask you some more questions. 545 00:30:30,324 --> 00:30:33,350 But remember, it's still business as usual... 546 00:30:33,394 --> 00:30:34,725 at Unpainted Arizona. 547 00:30:34,762 --> 00:30:36,423 If you can find lower prices anywhere... 548 00:30:36,464 --> 00:30:38,364 my name still ain't Nathan Arizona. 549 00:30:38,399 --> 00:30:40,333 REPORTER: But, sir... 550 00:30:46,607 --> 00:30:50,065 OFFICER: Mr.Byrum can take your exemplars while you talk. 551 00:30:50,111 --> 00:30:52,306 MR.BYRUM: Just relax your hand. I'll do the work. 552 00:30:52,346 --> 00:30:54,337 NATHAN: What is this? I didn't steal the damn kid. 553 00:30:54,382 --> 00:30:56,145 OFFICER: These men are with the FBI. 554 00:30:56,184 --> 00:30:57,344 NATHAN: Are you boys crazy? 555 00:30:57,385 --> 00:30:59,853 Alls I know is I wake up and my wife is screaming. 556 00:30:59,887 --> 00:31:02,151 We need to distinguish your prints... 557 00:31:02,190 --> 00:31:04,124 from the perpetrator, if they left any. 558 00:31:05,226 --> 00:31:06,318 NATHAN: Of course. I know that. 559 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,055 OLDER AGENT: We have an indication... 560 00:31:08,095 --> 00:31:09,562 you were born Nathan Huffheinz. 561 00:31:09,597 --> 00:31:10,723 Is this correct? 562 00:31:10,765 --> 00:31:12,130 NATHAN: I changed my name. What of it? 563 00:31:12,166 --> 00:31:14,031 YOUNGER AGENT: Can you give us an indication why? 564 00:31:14,068 --> 00:31:15,501 NATHAN: Yeah. Would you buy furniture... 565 00:31:15,536 --> 00:31:18,266 at a store called Unpainted Huffheinz? 566 00:31:18,306 --> 00:31:20,536 OFFICER: Was the child wearing anything when he was abducted? 567 00:31:20,575 --> 00:31:22,099 NATHAN: Nobody sleeps naked in this house. 568 00:31:22,143 --> 00:31:23,770 OLDER AGENT: I am asking the questions. 569 00:31:23,811 --> 00:31:25,836 OFFICER: To put out an APB, I need a description. 570 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,347 YOUNGER AGENT: We're better trained... 571 00:31:27,381 --> 00:31:29,212 to intervene in a crisis situation. 572 00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:30,376 What was he wearing? 573 00:31:30,418 --> 00:31:31,612 NATHAN: A dinner jacket. What do you think? 574 00:31:31,652 --> 00:31:33,017 He was wearing his damn jammies. 575 00:31:33,054 --> 00:31:35,181 YOUNGER AGENT: The child was wearing his jammies. 576 00:31:35,223 --> 00:31:36,747 OLDER AGENT: Do you have any disgruntled employees? 577 00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:37,917 NATHAN: They're all disgruntled. 578 00:31:37,959 --> 00:31:39,893 I ain't running a damn daisy farm. 579 00:31:39,927 --> 00:31:42,020 My motto is "Do it my way or watch your butt." 580 00:31:42,063 --> 00:31:44,156 OLDER AGENT: It might have been an employee? 581 00:31:44,198 --> 00:31:46,098 NATHAN: Don't make me laugh. Without my say-so... 582 00:31:46,133 --> 00:31:47,862 they wouldn't piss with their pants on fire. 583 00:31:47,902 --> 00:31:49,199 OFFICER: What did the pajamas look like? 584 00:31:49,237 --> 00:31:51,432 NATHAN: I don't know. They were jammies! 585 00:31:51,472 --> 00:31:53,372 They had Yodas and shit on 'em! 586 00:31:53,407 --> 00:31:54,533 [ Banging ] 587 00:31:54,575 --> 00:31:56,668 Get your damn feet off my coffee table! 588 00:31:56,711 --> 00:31:58,042 OLDER AGENT: Ron, you are upsetting the victim. 589 00:31:58,079 --> 00:32:00,479 NATHAN: Are you boys gonna chase down your leads... 590 00:32:00,514 --> 00:32:03,142 or sit around drinking coffee in the one house... 591 00:32:03,184 --> 00:32:05,482 in the state where I know my boy ain't at? 592 00:32:05,519 --> 00:32:08,682 YOUNGER AGENT: We don't have any leads aside from the coat. 593 00:32:08,723 --> 00:32:11,419 NATHAN: Give me that! That's a $500 camel's hair coat! 594 00:32:11,459 --> 00:32:14,917 MR.BYRUM: Sir, you might want to wash your hands. 595 00:32:14,962 --> 00:32:18,864 NATHAN: God damn it! 596 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:23,394 No leads? Everyone leaves microbes and whatnot. 597 00:32:23,437 --> 00:32:25,132 That's your forte, ain't it? 598 00:32:25,172 --> 00:32:28,573 Trackin' down microbes left by criminals and commies. 599 00:32:28,609 --> 00:32:31,009 That's your whole goddamned raison d'etre, ain't it? 600 00:32:31,045 --> 00:32:34,208 No leads? I want Nathan Junior back... 601 00:32:34,248 --> 00:32:36,182 or whichever the hell one of 'em they took! 602 00:32:36,217 --> 00:32:40,415 He's out there somewhere. Something leads to him. 603 00:32:40,454 --> 00:32:42,820 And anyone can find him knows the difference... 604 00:32:42,857 --> 00:32:44,722 between a lead and a hole in the ground! 605 00:32:49,797 --> 00:32:52,960 [ Dog barking ] 606 00:33:11,218 --> 00:33:13,311 [ Revving engine ] 607 00:33:22,263 --> 00:33:23,423 [ Screech ] 608 00:33:26,267 --> 00:33:27,666 [ Screech ] 609 00:33:27,702 --> 00:33:28,862 [ Service bell rings ] 610 00:33:50,324 --> 00:33:52,485 Awful good cereal flakes, Miz McDunnough. 611 00:34:01,068 --> 00:34:02,433 Why ain't you breast-feedin'? 612 00:34:04,939 --> 00:34:06,372 You appear to be capable. 613 00:34:06,407 --> 00:34:08,602 Mind your own business. 614 00:34:08,642 --> 00:34:10,269 EVELLE: Ma'am, you don't breast-feed him... 615 00:34:10,311 --> 00:34:12,006 he'll hate you for it later. 616 00:34:12,046 --> 00:34:13,843 That's why we wound up in prison. 617 00:34:13,881 --> 00:34:16,441 GALE: That's what Doc Schwartz says. 618 00:34:16,484 --> 00:34:17,644 HI: Boys. 619 00:34:20,154 --> 00:34:21,314 EVELLE: Mornin', Hi. 620 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,320 Hi. 621 00:34:29,463 --> 00:34:30,623 Oh, yeah. 622 00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:35,769 Uh...say, boys... 623 00:34:35,803 --> 00:34:37,964 you wouldn't mind making yourself scarce... 624 00:34:38,005 --> 00:34:40,667 for a couple of hours this afternoon, would you? 625 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:42,801 We're having some decent friends over. 626 00:34:46,547 --> 00:34:48,742 HI: What Ed means to say is... 627 00:34:48,783 --> 00:34:54,016 seein' as you two boys are wanted... 628 00:34:54,055 --> 00:34:56,853 wouldn't exactly do to have folks seein' you here. 629 00:34:56,891 --> 00:34:59,257 It's for your own protection. 630 00:34:59,994 --> 00:35:02,053 Sure, H.I. 631 00:35:02,096 --> 00:35:04,394 EVELLE: Anything you say, Hi. 632 00:35:04,432 --> 00:35:08,732 HI: Honey, I think I'll skip this get-together myself. 633 00:35:08,769 --> 00:35:11,533 Glen won't mind. I'll duck out with the boys... 634 00:35:11,572 --> 00:35:13,563 knock back a couple of Coca-Colas. 635 00:35:13,607 --> 00:35:15,871 GALE: Sure, H.I. 636 00:35:15,910 --> 00:35:17,741 EVELLE: We'd love to have you, Hi. 637 00:35:21,082 --> 00:35:24,711 Maybe that ain't such a swell idea, either. 638 00:35:28,823 --> 00:35:31,291 GALE: So many social engagements... 639 00:35:32,593 --> 00:35:34,254 so little time. 640 00:35:37,778 --> 00:35:39,370 [ Honk honk honk ] 641 00:35:43,084 --> 00:35:45,814 DOT: Where's that baby? Where's he at? 642 00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:47,980 GLEN: Go find him, honey! 643 00:35:48,022 --> 00:35:49,182 DOT: Cut it out, Glen! 644 00:35:49,223 --> 00:35:51,214 ED: He's asleep right now. 645 00:35:51,258 --> 00:35:53,453 GLEN: Shit! I hope we didn't wake it. 646 00:35:53,494 --> 00:35:55,462 DOT: Can I sneak a peek-a-loo? 647 00:35:56,864 --> 00:35:58,593 GLEN: Come on, kids! 648 00:35:58,632 --> 00:36:00,497 Get away from Mr.McDunnough's car! 649 00:36:04,138 --> 00:36:05,435 DOT: [ Gasps ] Oh! 650 00:36:08,109 --> 00:36:09,303 What's his name? 651 00:36:09,343 --> 00:36:10,674 Uh... 652 00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:14,010 Uh, Hi...Junior... 653 00:36:14,048 --> 00:36:16,073 till we think of a better one. 654 00:36:16,117 --> 00:36:17,709 Well, why don't you call him Jason? 655 00:36:17,751 --> 00:36:20,185 I just love biblical names. If I had another little boy... 656 00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:21,882 I'd name him Jason, Caleb, or Tab. 657 00:36:21,922 --> 00:36:24,288 [ Gasps ] Oh, he's an angel! 658 00:36:24,325 --> 00:36:26,885 He's an angel straight from heaven! 659 00:36:26,927 --> 00:36:29,259 Honey, I had my kids the hard way. 660 00:36:29,296 --> 00:36:30,888 Tell me how you got this little angel? 661 00:36:30,931 --> 00:36:34,025 Did he fly straight down from heaven? 662 00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:36,536 You're gonna send him to Arizona State. 663 00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:38,197 BO Y: Bam! Bam! 664 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,673 [ Children screaming ] 665 00:36:46,213 --> 00:36:47,680 HI: Need a beer, Glen? 666 00:36:47,715 --> 00:36:49,842 GLEN: Does the Pope wear a funny hat? 667 00:36:49,884 --> 00:36:52,978 HI: Yeah, I guess it is kind of funny. 668 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:55,454 GLEN: Say, that reminds me. 669 00:36:55,489 --> 00:36:58,322 How many Polacks it take to screw up a light bulb? 670 00:36:58,359 --> 00:37:00,725 I don't know. One? 671 00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:02,661 GLEN: Nope, it takes three. 672 00:37:02,696 --> 00:37:04,254 [ Laughing ] 673 00:37:09,403 --> 00:37:11,462 Wait a minute. No, I told it wrong. 674 00:37:11,505 --> 00:37:12,631 Here, I'm starting again. 675 00:37:12,673 --> 00:37:15,039 How come it takes three Polacks to screw up a light bulb? 676 00:37:15,075 --> 00:37:16,565 I don't know, Glen. 677 00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:18,373 'Cause they're so darn stupid! 678 00:37:21,348 --> 00:37:24,442 Shit, man, listen up. Don't you get it? 679 00:37:26,253 --> 00:37:27,550 [ Screaming ] 680 00:37:27,588 --> 00:37:29,249 HI: No, Glen, I sure don't. 681 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:32,350 GLEN: I guess that's why they call it a way-homer. 682 00:37:32,393 --> 00:37:33,519 HI: Why? 683 00:37:33,561 --> 00:37:35,188 You only get it on the way home. 684 00:37:35,229 --> 00:37:37,527 I'm already home, Glen. 685 00:37:38,432 --> 00:37:40,662 BO Y: You wet yourself! You wet yourself! 686 00:37:40,701 --> 00:37:44,000 Mr.McDunnough wet himself, Daddy! 687 00:37:44,038 --> 00:37:46,939 GLEN: Say, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? 688 00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:48,305 Me and Dot went in to adopt... 689 00:37:48,342 --> 00:37:49,934 on account of something went wrong with my semen. 690 00:37:49,977 --> 00:37:52,468 They said we had to wait five years for a healthy, white baby. 691 00:37:52,513 --> 00:37:56,449 I said, "Five years? OK, what else you got?" 692 00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:58,007 They said they got two Koreans... 693 00:37:58,052 --> 00:38:01,613 and a Negro born with his heart on the outside. 694 00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:03,247 It's a crazy world. 695 00:38:03,290 --> 00:38:04,780 Someone ought to sell tickets. 696 00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,156 Sure, I'd buy one. 697 00:38:08,162 --> 00:38:10,426 That Buford's a sly one. 698 00:38:10,464 --> 00:38:12,523 He already knows his ABCs. 699 00:38:12,566 --> 00:38:13,692 Watch this. 700 00:38:13,734 --> 00:38:15,065 Hit the deck, boy! 701 00:38:18,172 --> 00:38:20,140 But like I'm sayin', how'd you get the kid? 702 00:38:21,542 --> 00:38:26,138 This whole thing is just who knows who. 703 00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:28,375 Then over here you have favoritism. 704 00:38:28,415 --> 00:38:30,815 Ed has a friend at one of the agencies. 705 00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:32,546 Maybe she can do something for me and Dot. 706 00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:33,985 There's something wrong with my semen. 707 00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:35,648 That reminds me, what you gonna name it? 708 00:38:37,124 --> 00:38:39,558 Ed. Ed Junior. 709 00:38:39,593 --> 00:38:41,060 But I thought you said it was a boy. 710 00:38:41,095 --> 00:38:44,155 As in "Edward." We just like that name. 711 00:38:44,198 --> 00:38:45,665 Yeah, that's a good one. 712 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:47,064 I don't need another kid... 713 00:38:47,101 --> 00:38:49,365 but Dot says these are getting too big to cuddle. 714 00:38:49,403 --> 00:38:51,098 Say, that reminds me-- 715 00:38:51,138 --> 00:38:53,299 [ Glass shatters ] 716 00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:55,570 Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai. 717 00:38:57,344 --> 00:39:00,142 DOT: Then there's the diphtheria-tetanus. 718 00:39:00,180 --> 00:39:02,205 Get them dip-tet boosters yearly... 719 00:39:02,249 --> 00:39:04,183 or else they'll develop lockjaw and night vision. 720 00:39:04,218 --> 00:39:06,743 Then there's the smallpox vaccine... 721 00:39:06,787 --> 00:39:08,345 chicken pox, and measles. 722 00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:09,583 If your kid's anything like ours... 723 00:39:09,623 --> 00:39:11,113 you'll have to get those shots yourself first... 724 00:39:11,158 --> 00:39:12,785 before he'll ever take them. 725 00:39:12,826 --> 00:39:14,794 Who's your pediatrician, anyway? 726 00:39:14,828 --> 00:39:18,355 We ain't exactly fixed on one yet, have we, Hi? 727 00:39:20,601 --> 00:39:22,569 ED: No, I guess we don't have one yet. 728 00:39:22,603 --> 00:39:25,436 DOT: Jesus! You got to have one this instant! 729 00:39:25,472 --> 00:39:27,497 ED: What if the baby gets sick, honey? 730 00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:29,702 DOT: Even if he don't get sick, he's got to have his dip-tet. 731 00:39:29,743 --> 00:39:31,267 ED: He's got to have his dip-tet, honey. 732 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,375 DOT: Have you started his bank accounts yet? 733 00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:36,713 ED: Have we done that? We got to do that, honey. 734 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:37,876 What's that for? 735 00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:40,386 DOT: His orthodontia and his university. 736 00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:41,547 Soak his thumb in iodine... 737 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:43,180 you might get by without orthodontia. 738 00:39:43,223 --> 00:39:45,657 Won't knock a thing off the university. 739 00:39:45,693 --> 00:39:47,957 Ray, take that diaper off your head! 740 00:39:47,995 --> 00:39:50,486 Put it back onto your sister! 741 00:39:50,531 --> 00:39:52,658 You probably got the life insurance... 742 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,190 all squared away. 743 00:39:54,234 --> 00:39:55,565 ED: Have we done that yet, honey? 744 00:39:57,338 --> 00:39:58,999 DOT: Got to do that, Hi. 745 00:39:59,039 --> 00:40:01,030 Ed's got her hands full with this little angel. 746 00:40:01,075 --> 00:40:02,201 Yes, ma'am. 747 00:40:02,242 --> 00:40:04,073 DOT: What would Ed and little angel do if a truck... 748 00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:06,841 splattered your brains all over the interstate? 749 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,440 ED: Yeah, honey. What if you get run over? 750 00:40:09,483 --> 00:40:11,451 DOT: Or you got carried off by a twister? 751 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:17,123 Say, you hear about the person of Polish persuasion... 752 00:40:17,157 --> 00:40:20,490 he walks into a bar with a big pile of shit in his hands... 753 00:40:20,527 --> 00:40:23,496 and he says, "Look what I almost stepped in." 754 00:40:23,530 --> 00:40:24,895 Yeah, that's funny. 755 00:40:24,932 --> 00:40:26,229 You're damn right it's funny. 756 00:40:26,266 --> 00:40:27,893 Shit, what's the matter? 757 00:40:29,603 --> 00:40:30,763 I don't know. 758 00:40:31,872 --> 00:40:35,433 Maybe it's a wife, kids, family life. 759 00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:36,704 I mean... 760 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,672 Are you... are you satisfied, Glen? 761 00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:47,086 Don't you ever feel suffocated? 762 00:40:47,121 --> 00:40:51,251 Like there's something big pressing down? 763 00:40:52,292 --> 00:40:55,386 Yeah, I do know that feeling. 764 00:40:55,429 --> 00:40:56,828 HI: I don't know. 765 00:40:56,864 --> 00:40:58,923 GLEN: And I told Dot to lose some weight... 766 00:40:58,966 --> 00:41:00,797 but she don't want to listen. 767 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:04,235 Ha ha ha ha! No, man, I know what you mean. 768 00:41:04,271 --> 00:41:06,637 You got all these responsibilities now. 769 00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:08,334 You're married, you got a kid. 770 00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:11,139 It looks like your whole life is set down... 771 00:41:11,178 --> 00:41:12,577 and where's the excitement? 772 00:41:12,613 --> 00:41:14,103 Yeah, that's it. 773 00:41:14,148 --> 00:41:18,312 That's a disease, but you got a cure. 774 00:41:18,352 --> 00:41:21,651 Dr.Glen is here to tell you that you can heal thyself. 775 00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:22,950 What do I got to do? 776 00:41:22,990 --> 00:41:25,618 Just broaden your mind a little. 777 00:41:25,659 --> 00:41:29,459 Say if I asked you, what do you think about Dot? 778 00:41:29,496 --> 00:41:32,056 She's a fine woman you got there. 779 00:41:32,099 --> 00:41:35,398 You might not know it to look at her... 780 00:41:35,436 --> 00:41:39,805 but she's a hellcat. T-i-g-e-r. 781 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,307 What's that got to do-- 782 00:41:41,341 --> 00:41:43,172 GLEN: Now, don't rush me. 783 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:46,236 The thing about Dot is... 784 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,941 She told me this. 785 00:41:47,981 --> 00:41:52,475 She thinks-- she thinks you're cute. 786 00:41:52,519 --> 00:41:54,510 HI: Yeah? 787 00:41:54,555 --> 00:41:55,817 GLEN: I'm crappin' you negative... 788 00:41:55,856 --> 00:41:58,051 and I could say the same thing about Ed. 789 00:42:00,327 --> 00:42:01,919 What are you talking about? 790 00:42:01,962 --> 00:42:05,193 What am I talking about? I'm talking about sex, boy. 791 00:42:05,232 --> 00:42:06,597 What the hell are you talking about? 792 00:42:06,633 --> 00:42:07,930 I'm talking about l'amour. 793 00:42:07,968 --> 00:42:10,232 I'm talking me and Dot are swingers... 794 00:42:10,270 --> 00:42:11,965 as in "to swing." 795 00:42:12,005 --> 00:42:14,769 I'm talking about wife-swapping. 796 00:42:14,808 --> 00:42:17,606 I'm talking about what they call open marriage. 797 00:42:17,644 --> 00:42:18,975 I'm talking about-- 798 00:42:20,214 --> 00:42:23,115 HI: Keep your goddamn hands off my wife. 799 00:42:26,353 --> 00:42:27,945 I was only trying to help! 800 00:42:27,988 --> 00:42:31,515 You crazy! You're crazy, man! 801 00:42:31,558 --> 00:42:34,356 Keep your goddamn hands off my wife! 802 00:42:34,394 --> 00:42:36,692 You're crazy! I pity you! 803 00:42:36,730 --> 00:42:37,862 [ Crunch ] 804 00:42:41,232 --> 00:42:43,200 [ Thunder ] 805 00:42:50,041 --> 00:42:52,066 We finally go out with some decent people... 806 00:42:52,109 --> 00:42:55,237 and you break his nose. That ain't too funny. 807 00:42:55,279 --> 00:42:57,304 His kids thought it was funny. 808 00:42:57,348 --> 00:42:59,282 ED: Well, they're just kids. 809 00:42:59,317 --> 00:43:01,751 You're a grown man with responsibilities. 810 00:43:01,786 --> 00:43:02,946 Whatever possessed you? 811 00:43:04,589 --> 00:43:06,318 He was provoking me. 812 00:43:06,357 --> 00:43:07,517 ED: How? 813 00:43:11,229 --> 00:43:12,355 Never mind. 814 00:43:12,396 --> 00:43:16,992 But, Hi, he's your foreman. He's gonna fire you now. 815 00:43:18,102 --> 00:43:19,763 I expect he will. 816 00:43:19,804 --> 00:43:21,203 ED: And where does that leave the three of us? 817 00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,366 Where does that leave our entire family unit? 818 00:43:27,912 --> 00:43:29,607 With a man for a husband. 819 00:43:29,647 --> 00:43:31,444 That ain't no answer. 820 00:43:32,850 --> 00:43:34,715 Honey, that's the only answer. 821 00:43:34,752 --> 00:43:35,878 ED: That ain't no answer. 822 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,751 HI: Just a man for a husband. 823 00:43:45,863 --> 00:43:47,626 Nathan needs some Huggies. 824 00:43:50,801 --> 00:43:52,132 I'll be out directly. 825 00:43:58,342 --> 00:44:00,537 Mind you stay strapped in. 826 00:44:06,217 --> 00:44:07,878 HI: Wake up, son. 827 00:44:10,421 --> 00:44:13,879 I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got. 828 00:44:13,924 --> 00:44:17,121 "No, no, not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin..." 829 00:44:17,161 --> 00:44:19,026 said the little pig. 830 00:44:19,063 --> 00:44:20,587 Look at him. 831 00:44:20,631 --> 00:44:22,155 "Then I--" 832 00:44:22,199 --> 00:44:24,224 [ Sirens ] 833 00:44:27,505 --> 00:44:30,030 "Then I'll huff and I'll puff... 834 00:44:30,074 --> 00:44:32,235 "and I'll blow your house in." 835 00:44:33,744 --> 00:44:35,644 That sumbitch. 836 00:44:36,847 --> 00:44:38,838 That son of a bitch. 837 00:44:43,821 --> 00:44:45,448 You son of a bitch! 838 00:44:45,489 --> 00:44:47,889 HI: Hurry up. I'm in Dutch with the wife. 839 00:44:48,726 --> 00:44:50,057 You son of a bitch! 840 00:44:51,929 --> 00:44:53,191 HI: Come on, now. 841 00:44:53,230 --> 00:44:54,356 [ Tires screech ] 842 00:44:54,398 --> 00:44:56,423 [ Sirens ] 843 00:44:58,469 --> 00:44:59,629 HI: Honey? 844 00:45:02,073 --> 00:45:05,565 [ Sirens ] 845 00:45:05,609 --> 00:45:06,871 [ Bang ] 846 00:45:17,455 --> 00:45:19,446 [ Gunshots ] 847 00:45:22,326 --> 00:45:24,317 [ Gunshots ] 848 00:45:29,700 --> 00:45:31,691 [ Gunshots ] 849 00:45:34,705 --> 00:45:35,865 [ Bang ] 850 00:45:39,777 --> 00:45:40,937 [ Gunshots ] 851 00:45:54,959 --> 00:45:56,688 [ Growling ] 852 00:46:07,338 --> 00:46:08,532 [ Barking ] 853 00:46:14,678 --> 00:46:18,136 [ Gunshots ] 854 00:46:18,182 --> 00:46:20,173 That sumbitch. 855 00:46:21,185 --> 00:46:23,745 Hold on, Nathan. We're gonna go pick up Daddy. 856 00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:33,687 Aaaaaah! 857 00:46:40,371 --> 00:46:43,807 Son, you got a panty on your head. 858 00:46:43,841 --> 00:46:45,433 Just drive fast. 859 00:46:49,513 --> 00:46:52,505 [ Barking ] 860 00:46:55,519 --> 00:46:57,214 [ Small dog barking ] 861 00:47:02,259 --> 00:47:04,523 HI: Oh, wait. There's the wife. 862 00:47:04,562 --> 00:47:05,688 Honey! 863 00:47:05,729 --> 00:47:07,663 Grab the baby, now! 864 00:47:07,698 --> 00:47:09,029 Aaah! 865 00:47:09,066 --> 00:47:11,557 Aah! Aaaah! 866 00:47:11,602 --> 00:47:13,729 Aaaaaah! 867 00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,169 Aah! 868 00:47:18,209 --> 00:47:20,302 Aaaaaaah! 869 00:47:26,350 --> 00:47:29,217 Hang on, Nathan. We're gonna take a shortcut. 870 00:47:32,923 --> 00:47:36,051 [ Gunshots ] 871 00:47:36,093 --> 00:47:38,561 Aah! Can I stop now? 872 00:47:38,596 --> 00:47:42,726 - Aaaah! - Aaaah! 873 00:47:46,504 --> 00:47:47,664 HI: Thank you. 874 00:47:52,776 --> 00:47:54,573 COP ON LOUDSPEAKER: That's private property, son. 875 00:47:54,612 --> 00:47:58,776 Come out to the street and reveal yourself. 876 00:48:10,094 --> 00:48:11,493 Son of a bitch. 877 00:48:24,208 --> 00:48:25,869 [ Barking ] 878 00:48:38,822 --> 00:48:40,016 [ Gunshot ] 879 00:48:40,858 --> 00:48:42,723 [ Gunshots ] 880 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,886 WOMAN: Aah! 881 00:48:43,928 --> 00:48:45,293 SECOND WOMAN: Aah! 882 00:48:45,329 --> 00:48:48,492 [ Gunshots ] 883 00:48:49,233 --> 00:48:50,598 [ Glass shatters ] 884 00:48:53,871 --> 00:48:54,963 [ Barking ] 885 00:49:03,514 --> 00:49:04,674 [ Gunshot ] 886 00:49:12,156 --> 00:49:14,249 [ Gunshots ] 887 00:49:16,226 --> 00:49:19,559 WOMAN: Aaah! 888 00:49:19,597 --> 00:49:22,725 Aaah! 889 00:49:35,846 --> 00:49:38,906 HI: Thank you, honey, but you really didn't have to do this. 890 00:49:38,949 --> 00:49:42,009 ED: You son of a bitch! What if we'd been picked up? 891 00:49:42,052 --> 00:49:43,212 HI: Turn left here. 892 00:49:43,253 --> 00:49:45,448 ED: Nathan Junior would have been accessory to armed robbery. 893 00:49:45,489 --> 00:49:48,458 HI: It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded. 894 00:49:48,492 --> 00:49:50,016 ED: What kind of home life is this for a toddler? 895 00:49:50,060 --> 00:49:51,357 You're supposed to be an example. 896 00:49:51,395 --> 00:49:52,760 HI: A what? Businessman? 897 00:49:52,796 --> 00:49:55,287 I never postured myself as a three-piece-suit type! 898 00:49:55,332 --> 00:49:56,458 Turn right, honey. 899 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,491 ED: We got a child now. Everything's changed. 900 00:49:58,535 --> 00:50:01,436 HI: Nathan Junior accepts me for what I am... 901 00:50:01,472 --> 00:50:04,168 and I think you better had, too. 902 00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:08,235 I'm OK, you're OK. That there's what it is. 903 00:50:08,278 --> 00:50:10,109 I know, but, honey... 904 00:50:10,147 --> 00:50:12,047 I come from a long line of frontiersmen-- 905 00:50:12,082 --> 00:50:15,711 Oh, here it is, dear. Turn here. 906 00:50:15,753 --> 00:50:17,448 I'm not gonna live this way, Hi. 907 00:50:17,488 --> 00:50:19,752 It just ain't family life! 908 00:50:19,790 --> 00:50:22,588 HI: Well, it ain't Ozzie and Harriet. 909 00:50:33,987 --> 00:50:35,818 [ Woman singing opera on television ] 910 00:50:48,468 --> 00:50:49,992 ED: You two are leaving tomorrow morning. 911 00:50:50,037 --> 00:50:51,368 I got nothing against you personally... 912 00:50:51,405 --> 00:50:53,202 but you're wanted by the authorities... 913 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,731 and you're a bad influence in this household. 914 00:50:56,944 --> 00:50:58,104 GALE: Well, ma'am... 915 00:50:59,947 --> 00:51:02,541 we sure didn't mean to influence anybody. 916 00:51:02,583 --> 00:51:05,245 EVELLE: And if we did, we apologize. 917 00:51:05,285 --> 00:51:07,344 I'm going in town tomorrow to see about shots for the baby. 918 00:51:07,387 --> 00:51:10,254 When I come back, you better be gone. 919 00:51:28,475 --> 00:51:30,966 EVELLE: What's he need, his dip-tet? 920 00:51:31,878 --> 00:51:36,542 HI: I'm awful sorry, boys, but...when Ed gets mad... 921 00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:39,381 you know, she gets an idea. 922 00:51:39,419 --> 00:51:41,979 GALE: There ain't a thing to apologize for, H.I. 923 00:51:42,956 --> 00:51:45,424 Seems pretty clear what the situation is here. 924 00:51:47,461 --> 00:51:51,295 EVELLE: Yeah. I guess the missis wants us to clear out. 925 00:51:51,331 --> 00:51:55,233 GALE: Now, H.I., if you'll pardon me for sayin' so... 926 00:51:56,470 --> 00:51:59,303 I get the feelin' that this here ain't exactly workin' out. 927 00:51:59,339 --> 00:52:01,500 HI: Edwina's generally a real sweetheart. 928 00:52:01,541 --> 00:52:04,635 GALE: And as per usual, I wouldn't be surprised... 929 00:52:04,678 --> 00:52:08,478 if the source of the marital friction weren't financial. 930 00:52:09,650 --> 00:52:14,212 HI: As a matter of fact... I did lose my job today. 931 00:52:14,254 --> 00:52:18,953 EVELLE: Oh, Hi, you're young and got your health. 932 00:52:18,992 --> 00:52:20,721 What do you want with a job? 933 00:52:20,761 --> 00:52:23,559 GALE: I'd rather light a candle than curse your darkness. 934 00:52:24,631 --> 00:52:25,962 Now, as you know... 935 00:52:25,999 --> 00:52:29,765 Evelle and I never go anywhere without there's a purpose. 936 00:52:31,138 --> 00:52:33,368 And here we are in your little domicile. 937 00:52:36,710 --> 00:52:39,440 We come to invite you in on a little score. 938 00:52:39,479 --> 00:52:41,447 - A bank, H.I. - Come on, now! 939 00:52:41,481 --> 00:52:46,043 GALE: I know you're partial to convenience stores... 940 00:52:46,086 --> 00:52:47,485 but damn it, H.I... 941 00:52:48,955 --> 00:52:51,924 the sun don't rise and set on the corner grocery. 942 00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:53,619 EVELLE: It's like Doc Schwartz says. 943 00:52:53,660 --> 00:52:56,128 You got to have a little ambition. 944 00:52:56,163 --> 00:52:57,824 We just watchin' on the news... 945 00:52:57,864 --> 00:53:01,163 how somebody went and snatched one of them Arizona babies. 946 00:53:04,338 --> 00:53:05,566 HI: Oh, for Christ's sakes. 947 00:53:05,605 --> 00:53:08,233 EVELLE: That's somebody who's thinking big. 948 00:53:08,275 --> 00:53:10,743 GALE: Here you are sitting on your butt... 949 00:53:10,777 --> 00:53:12,506 playing house with a-- 950 00:53:12,546 --> 00:53:14,605 don't get me wrong-- with a fine woman... 951 00:53:14,648 --> 00:53:18,709 but a woman who needs a button-down type. 952 00:53:18,752 --> 00:53:20,379 I don't particularly think that's any of your-- 953 00:53:20,420 --> 00:53:23,150 GALE: Hold on, H.I. Now looky there. 954 00:53:24,157 --> 00:53:25,818 EVELLE: That's a picture of El Dorado. 955 00:53:25,859 --> 00:53:27,326 GALE: The locals call it... 956 00:53:27,361 --> 00:53:29,852 the Farmers & Mechanics Bank of La Grange. 957 00:53:29,896 --> 00:53:31,727 Looks like a hayseed bank. 958 00:53:31,765 --> 00:53:33,733 To tell you the truth, it is a hayseed bank... 959 00:53:33,767 --> 00:53:35,928 except the last Friday of every financial quarter... 960 00:53:35,969 --> 00:53:38,597 there's more cash in that bank than flies at a barbecue. 961 00:53:38,638 --> 00:53:40,230 EVELLE: Guess what day it is tomorrow? 962 00:53:40,273 --> 00:53:42,036 GALE: When all the hayseeds come in... 963 00:53:42,075 --> 00:53:45,476 and cash their farm subsidies checks. 964 00:53:45,512 --> 00:53:47,446 A-1 information. 965 00:53:47,481 --> 00:53:50,279 Got it in the joint from Lawrence Spivy... 966 00:53:50,317 --> 00:53:52,808 one of Dick Nixon's Undersecretary of Agriculture. 967 00:53:52,853 --> 00:53:54,946 He's in for soliciting sex from a state trooper. 968 00:53:54,988 --> 00:53:57,513 Ordinarily we don't associate with that type... 969 00:53:57,557 --> 00:54:01,516 but he was trying to make a few brownie points. 970 00:54:01,561 --> 00:54:03,028 HI: Boys, I can't. 971 00:54:03,063 --> 00:54:06,089 EVELLE: We need someone handy with a scatter-gun... 972 00:54:06,133 --> 00:54:09,694 to cover them hayseeds while we get that cash. 973 00:54:09,736 --> 00:54:10,862 GALE: You understand, H.I.? 974 00:54:10,904 --> 00:54:13,737 If this works out, it's just the beginning... 975 00:54:13,774 --> 00:54:16,299 of a spree to cover the entire Southwest. 976 00:54:16,343 --> 00:54:19,210 And we keep going until we can retire... 977 00:54:19,246 --> 00:54:21,271 or we get caught. 978 00:54:21,314 --> 00:54:23,145 Either way, we're fixed for life. 979 00:54:29,322 --> 00:54:31,256 Boys, this is a kind offer, but... 980 00:54:32,492 --> 00:54:34,983 if you're suggesting I just up and leave Ed... 981 00:54:36,997 --> 00:54:39,397 that would be pretty damn cowardly, wouldn't it? 982 00:54:39,433 --> 00:54:42,493 Would it? Think about it, H.I. 983 00:54:44,037 --> 00:54:46,528 Seems to me, sitting here, you ain't doing her any good... 984 00:54:48,341 --> 00:54:50,309 and you ain't bein' true to your own nature. 985 00:55:05,792 --> 00:55:07,384 HI: "My dearest Edwina... 986 00:55:09,396 --> 00:55:11,796 "tonight as you and Nathan slumber... 987 00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:14,801 "my heart is filled with anguish. 988 00:55:16,536 --> 00:55:18,766 "I hope that you will both understand... 989 00:55:18,805 --> 00:55:21,638 "and forgive me for what I have decided I must do. 990 00:55:23,510 --> 00:55:26,968 "By the time you read this, I will be gone. 991 00:55:30,150 --> 00:55:33,278 "I will never be the man that you want me to be... 992 00:55:34,454 --> 00:55:39,448 "the husband and father that you and Nathan deserve. 993 00:55:41,461 --> 00:55:43,258 "Maybe it's my upbringing. 994 00:55:44,531 --> 00:55:47,398 "Maybe it's just that my genes got screwed up. 995 00:55:49,669 --> 00:55:50,863 "I don't know... 996 00:55:53,039 --> 00:55:55,098 "but the events of the last day... 997 00:55:55,141 --> 00:55:58,406 "have showed amply... 998 00:55:59,613 --> 00:56:02,343 "that I don't have the strength of character... 999 00:56:02,382 --> 00:56:04,009 "to raise up a family... 1000 00:56:05,252 --> 00:56:08,050 "in the manner befitting a responsible adult. 1001 00:56:11,391 --> 00:56:13,757 "I say all this to my shame. 1002 00:56:17,898 --> 00:56:20,059 "I will love you always... 1003 00:56:21,401 --> 00:56:22,834 "truly and deeply... 1004 00:56:24,971 --> 00:56:28,304 "but I fear that if I stay... 1005 00:56:28,341 --> 00:56:30,366 "I would only bring bad trouble... 1006 00:56:30,410 --> 00:56:33,868 "on the heads of you and Nathan Junior. 1007 00:56:35,282 --> 00:56:37,614 "I feel the thunder gathering even now. 1008 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,080 "If I leave... 1009 00:56:42,455 --> 00:56:46,551 "hopefully, it will leave with me. 1010 00:56:49,663 --> 00:56:50,960 "I cannot tarry. 1011 00:56:53,133 --> 00:56:54,532 "Better I should go... 1012 00:56:55,835 --> 00:56:57,860 "send you money... 1013 00:56:57,904 --> 00:56:59,895 "and let you curse my name. 1014 00:57:02,375 --> 00:57:03,569 "Your loving... 1015 00:57:09,382 --> 00:57:10,542 "Herbert." 1016 00:57:30,904 --> 00:57:32,895 [ Baby crying ] 1017 00:58:11,422 --> 00:58:13,890 SECRETARY: Mr.Arizona, he just barged in. 1018 00:58:13,925 --> 00:58:15,654 Should I call Dwayne? 1019 00:58:16,761 --> 00:58:19,559 NATHAN: Hell, no. Why wake the security guard? 1020 00:58:20,398 --> 00:58:21,865 I'll take care of this. 1021 00:58:36,213 --> 00:58:37,373 You got flies. 1022 00:58:38,282 --> 00:58:40,147 I doubt it. 1023 00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:42,584 This place is climate-controlled. 1024 00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:44,315 All the windows are sealed. 1025 00:58:46,557 --> 00:58:47,956 Who the hell are you? 1026 00:58:47,992 --> 00:58:49,289 Smalls. 1027 00:58:49,327 --> 00:58:50,885 Leonard Smalls. 1028 00:58:51,963 --> 00:58:55,694 My friends call me Lenny... but I got no friends. 1029 00:58:56,467 --> 00:58:59,027 Oh, stop. You're gonna make me bust out cryin'. 1030 00:58:59,070 --> 00:59:03,097 Leonard, you want some furniture or a shit box... 1031 00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:04,835 they're out there on the sales floor. 1032 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,536 SMALLS: I'm not a customer. 1033 00:59:06,577 --> 00:59:08,204 I'm a manhunter. 1034 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,976 Now, of course, I do hunt babies on occasion. 1035 00:59:13,084 --> 00:59:15,575 I hear you've got one you can't put your hand to. 1036 00:59:16,988 --> 00:59:18,319 What do you know about it? 1037 00:59:18,356 --> 00:59:21,450 SMALLS: That's my business. I'm a tracker. 1038 00:59:21,492 --> 00:59:23,926 Some say part hound dog. 1039 00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:29,060 When some dink busts out of the joint, skips bail... 1040 00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:30,897 I'm the one they call. 1041 00:59:30,935 --> 00:59:33,130 NATHAN: Mister... 1042 00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:36,162 I got the cops, state troopers, Federal B.I... 1043 00:59:36,207 --> 00:59:37,970 already looking for my boy. 1044 00:59:38,009 --> 00:59:40,034 Now, if you got information-- 1045 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:41,908 Cops won't find your boy. 1046 00:59:42,647 --> 00:59:46,014 A cop couldn't find his butt if he had a bell on it. 1047 00:59:46,050 --> 00:59:49,486 You want to find an outlaw, you call an outlaw. 1048 00:59:50,321 --> 00:59:52,846 You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop. 1049 00:59:54,825 --> 00:59:58,693 Smalls, first off, get your damn feet off my furniture! 1050 00:59:58,729 --> 01:00:00,959 Second off, it's widely known... 1051 01:00:00,998 --> 01:00:04,764 I posted a twenty-five-grand reward for my boy. 1052 01:00:04,802 --> 01:00:07,771 Now, if you can find him, claim it. 1053 01:00:08,539 --> 01:00:11,770 Short of that... what have we got to talk about? 1054 01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:16,110 Price...fair price. 1055 01:00:17,682 --> 01:00:22,346 It's not what you say it is. It's what the market will bear. 1056 01:00:22,386 --> 01:00:23,944 Simple economics. 1057 01:00:24,722 --> 01:00:26,952 Other people-- and mind you, I know them-- 1058 01:00:26,991 --> 01:00:32,395 that'll pay more than $25,000 for a healthy baby. 1059 01:00:33,631 --> 01:00:35,258 What are you after? 1060 01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:37,164 SMALLS: Give you an idea. 1061 01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:42,605 Why, as a pup, I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market-- 1062 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,505 them was 1954 dollars. 1063 01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:49,574 Now, for fifty grand, I'll track him. 1064 01:00:50,715 --> 01:00:51,875 I'll find him. 1065 01:00:54,652 --> 01:00:56,620 [ Buzz buzz ] 1066 01:00:56,654 --> 01:00:58,383 Them people that took him... 1067 01:00:58,422 --> 01:01:00,322 I'll kick their butts. 1068 01:01:01,525 --> 01:01:03,288 No extra charge. 1069 01:01:04,628 --> 01:01:06,493 And if I don't pay? 1070 01:01:06,530 --> 01:01:09,192 I'll get the boy, regardless... 1071 01:01:10,901 --> 01:01:13,062 but if you don't pay... 1072 01:01:13,104 --> 01:01:15,231 the market will. 1073 01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:16,899 You want to know what I think? 1074 01:01:18,442 --> 01:01:20,774 I think you're an evil man. 1075 01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:25,008 I think this is nothing but a goddamn screw job. 1076 01:01:25,049 --> 01:01:27,210 I think it's a shakedown. 1077 01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:29,981 I think you're the one that took Nathan Junior... 1078 01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:33,319 and you're the one that's gonna get his butt kicked. 1079 01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:35,848 I'm gonna phone the cops right now. 1080 01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:41,959 GALE: Up and at 'em! 1081 01:01:41,999 --> 01:01:43,967 Today's the first day of the rest of your life. 1082 01:01:44,001 --> 01:01:45,366 EVELLE: Already you're messing it up. 1083 01:01:45,402 --> 01:01:48,098 Missis gonna be back from town soon. 1084 01:01:48,139 --> 01:01:49,800 Where's the baby? 1085 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,501 EVELLE: In the bedroom in his crib. 1086 01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:53,567 He's sawin' toothpicks. He'll be fine. 1087 01:01:53,611 --> 01:01:54,771 [ Knock on door ] 1088 01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:00,507 GALE: You expecting anyone? 1089 01:02:00,551 --> 01:02:01,916 HI: No. 1090 01:02:05,656 --> 01:02:07,419 Ugh... 1091 01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:09,255 You two stay out of sight. 1092 01:02:13,531 --> 01:02:15,465 Mornin', Glen. 1093 01:02:15,499 --> 01:02:18,332 I ain't comin' in. I'll just keep my distance. 1094 01:02:18,369 --> 01:02:20,803 I didn't invite you in, Glen. 1095 01:02:20,838 --> 01:02:22,135 GLEN: Don't even bother. 1096 01:02:22,173 --> 01:02:24,664 First off, you're fired. And that's official. 1097 01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:27,438 I kind of figured that, Glen. 1098 01:02:27,478 --> 01:02:30,140 GLEN: That ain't the reason I come out here. 1099 01:02:30,181 --> 01:02:33,514 No. You're in a whole shitload of trouble! 1100 01:02:33,551 --> 01:02:36,019 Why don't you just calm down? 1101 01:02:36,053 --> 01:02:38,214 Why don't you just make me? 1102 01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,746 You know that little baby you got? 1103 01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:42,884 I know what his real name is. 1104 01:02:42,927 --> 01:02:45,020 Keep your voice down, Glen. 1105 01:02:45,062 --> 01:02:48,463 I'll pitch my voice wherever I please! 1106 01:02:48,499 --> 01:02:51,935 His name ain't Hi Junior or Ed Junior... 1107 01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:53,766 but it's Junior, all right! 1108 01:02:53,804 --> 01:02:55,999 It's Nathan Junior! 1109 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,008 Stay away from me, McDunnough! 1110 01:02:58,042 --> 01:03:01,136 Yeah, you're an awful big man... 1111 01:03:01,178 --> 01:03:03,976 when you got something to clobber a guy with. 1112 01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:06,906 I ain't a big man. 1113 01:03:06,951 --> 01:03:08,077 GLEN: That's right. 1114 01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:10,746 And now, you're at my mercy. 1115 01:03:10,788 --> 01:03:11,812 [ Snort ] 1116 01:03:12,857 --> 01:03:15,052 I'm your worst nightmare. 1117 01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:16,753 I was just gonna turn you in for the reward... 1118 01:03:16,794 --> 01:03:18,659 but Dot wants something to cuddle. 1119 01:03:18,696 --> 01:03:23,963 So we'll call the baby Glen Junior from now on. 1120 01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:26,469 I'll give you a day to break the news to Ed. 1121 01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:33,340 Dot will be around tomorrow to pick him up. 1122 01:03:34,945 --> 01:03:37,812 Either that, or you go to jail. 1123 01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:41,251 Say, that reminds me. 1124 01:03:41,285 --> 01:03:44,345 You'll be getting a doctor bill in the mail in a few days. 1125 01:03:44,388 --> 01:03:46,618 I recommend you pay it! 1126 01:03:50,961 --> 01:03:52,895 [ Buzzards screech ] 1127 01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:09,738 HI: What's going on here? 1128 01:04:09,780 --> 01:04:11,509 GALE: You know what's going on. It's just business. 1129 01:04:11,548 --> 01:04:13,311 This can go hard or easy, H.I. 1130 01:04:27,431 --> 01:04:28,989 [ Scrape ] Aah! 1131 01:04:29,033 --> 01:04:31,297 GALE: Aaagh! 1132 01:04:39,510 --> 01:04:42,411 [ Both screaming ] 1133 01:04:48,018 --> 01:04:50,009 [ Clatter ] 1134 01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:10,733 EVELLE: My sweet Lord! 1135 01:05:27,891 --> 01:05:29,051 GALE: Come on. 1136 01:06:04,995 --> 01:06:07,225 Aah! 1137 01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:10,408 Aah! 1138 01:06:10,541 --> 01:06:13,533 Aah! 1139 01:06:15,113 --> 01:06:18,048 GALE SINGING: Comin' round the mountain when she comes 1140 01:06:18,082 --> 01:06:19,913 EVELLE SINGING: Oh, when she comes 1141 01:06:19,951 --> 01:06:22,010 GALE SINGING: She'll be comin' round the mountain 1142 01:06:22,053 --> 01:06:23,247 When she comes 1143 01:06:23,287 --> 01:06:24,413 Good! 1144 01:06:24,455 --> 01:06:27,117 HI: Honey, there ain't a thing to be worried about. 1145 01:06:27,158 --> 01:06:29,422 We're absolutely gonna get him back. 1146 01:06:29,460 --> 01:06:31,360 We'll get him back. That's all there is to it. 1147 01:06:31,395 --> 01:06:34,762 I'm gonna be a better person from here on out. 1148 01:06:34,799 --> 01:06:36,858 That's final. That's absolutely the way it's gonna be. 1149 01:06:36,901 --> 01:06:38,459 That's official. You were right, I was wrong. 1150 01:06:38,503 --> 01:06:40,095 A blind man could tell you that. 1151 01:06:40,138 --> 01:06:41,298 They ain't gonna hurt him. 1152 01:06:41,339 --> 01:06:42,670 They're just in it for the score. 1153 01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:45,608 I ain't like that no more. I'm a changed man. 1154 01:06:45,643 --> 01:06:48,544 We got a family. I'm gonna start acting responsibly. 1155 01:06:48,579 --> 01:06:50,547 So let's go, honey. 1156 01:06:50,581 --> 01:06:52,572 Let's go get Nathan Junior! 1157 01:06:52,617 --> 01:06:54,380 GALE AND EVELLE SINGING: All have chicken and dumplings 1158 01:06:54,418 --> 01:06:56,886 GALE SINGING: Yeah, we'll all have chicken and dumplings 1159 01:06:56,921 --> 01:06:58,047 When she comes 1160 01:06:58,089 --> 01:06:59,556 EVELLE: Yee-hoo! 1161 01:07:01,893 --> 01:07:04,088 I lo-o-ove to drive. 1162 01:07:04,128 --> 01:07:06,528 Boy, you sure said something there, partner. 1163 01:07:06,564 --> 01:07:08,327 GALE: Yes, sir. 1164 01:07:08,366 --> 01:07:11,858 I figure between the ransom and this bank... 1165 01:07:13,337 --> 01:07:16,500 you and I will be sitting in the fabled catbird seat. 1166 01:07:18,876 --> 01:07:21,367 Gale...um... 1167 01:07:22,513 --> 01:07:25,607 Junior just had a--a--an accident. 1168 01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:27,515 GALE: What's that, partner? 1169 01:07:27,552 --> 01:07:29,452 He had hisself a little old accident. 1170 01:07:29,487 --> 01:07:31,421 GALE: What do you mean? He looks OK. 1171 01:07:31,455 --> 01:07:33,923 EVELLE: No. See, moving, though we are... 1172 01:07:33,958 --> 01:07:36,358 he went and had hisself a little old rest stop. 1173 01:07:39,664 --> 01:07:41,097 Well, that's natural. 1174 01:07:44,735 --> 01:07:45,861 Gale? 1175 01:07:45,903 --> 01:07:47,200 What now, little brother? 1176 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,907 He smiled at me. 1177 01:07:54,846 --> 01:07:58,976 You smiled at me, you. Come here. Yeah. 1178 01:08:02,019 --> 01:08:04,487 You know how to put these on? 1179 01:08:04,522 --> 01:08:07,457 Around the butt and up over the groin area. 1180 01:08:07,491 --> 01:08:09,823 I know where they go, old-timer. 1181 01:08:09,861 --> 01:08:12,887 I just want to know whether I need to use pins or fasteners. 1182 01:08:12,930 --> 01:08:17,094 CASHIER: No. They got those tapettes already on there. 1183 01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:19,659 It's self-contained and fairly explanatory. 1184 01:08:19,704 --> 01:08:21,035 EVELLE: Uh-huh. 1185 01:08:23,841 --> 01:08:24,967 Balloons! 1186 01:08:25,009 --> 01:08:27,273 These blow up into funny shapes? 1187 01:08:27,311 --> 01:08:29,472 CASHIER: Well, no, unless round is funny. 1188 01:08:29,513 --> 01:08:31,208 EVELLE: I'll take those, too. 1189 01:08:34,151 --> 01:08:36,016 All right, now! 1190 01:08:36,053 --> 01:08:38,851 Now, you just lie down back there, old-timer. 1191 01:08:38,890 --> 01:08:40,380 Yes, sir! 1192 01:08:40,424 --> 01:08:45,088 I want you to count up to eight hundred twenty-five... 1193 01:08:45,129 --> 01:08:46,596 then on back down to zero. 1194 01:08:46,631 --> 01:08:47,825 CASHIER: OK, then. 1195 01:08:47,865 --> 01:08:50,060 I'm comin' back in five... 1196 01:08:50,101 --> 01:08:52,194 and check to see that you ain't cheatin'. 1197 01:08:52,236 --> 01:08:54,602 EVELLE: Open the door! 1198 01:08:54,639 --> 01:08:56,869 GALE: He's real cheerful once he warms up to you. 1199 01:08:56,908 --> 01:09:00,002 EVELLE: I don't know how high this one can count. 1200 01:09:00,044 --> 01:09:01,511 CASHIER: Six Mississippi... 1201 01:09:01,545 --> 01:09:02,978 seven Mississippi... 1202 01:09:03,014 --> 01:09:04,606 eight Mississippi... 1203 01:09:04,649 --> 01:09:05,843 nine Mississippi... 1204 01:09:05,883 --> 01:09:08,852 Got some baby grub, baby wipes. 1205 01:09:08,886 --> 01:09:11,184 Got them diapers, them disposable kind. 1206 01:09:11,222 --> 01:09:12,587 I got me a packet of balloons. 1207 01:09:12,623 --> 01:09:14,523 They blow up into funny shapes? 1208 01:09:14,558 --> 01:09:16,185 No. Just circular. 1209 01:09:16,227 --> 01:09:18,718 Say...where's Junior? 1210 01:09:18,763 --> 01:09:21,823 - Didn't you put him in? - I thought-- 1211 01:09:24,302 --> 01:09:25,564 GALE: Where did we leave him? 1212 01:09:28,239 --> 01:09:32,300 - Aah! - Aah! 1213 01:09:32,343 --> 01:09:35,403 - Aah! - Aah! 1214 01:09:37,548 --> 01:09:40,574 EVELLE: Aah! 1215 01:09:40,618 --> 01:09:43,553 Aah! 1216 01:09:43,587 --> 01:09:44,781 No! 1217 01:09:44,822 --> 01:09:47,950 GALE: Aaah! 1218 01:09:47,992 --> 01:09:49,220 Aaah! 1219 01:09:51,429 --> 01:09:58,892 - Aah! - Aah! 1220 01:09:58,936 --> 01:10:02,394 - Aah! - Aaa! 1221 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:05,409 - Aah! - Aah! 1222 01:10:05,443 --> 01:10:07,411 - My baby! - Aah! 1223 01:10:07,445 --> 01:10:09,003 - Aah! - Aah! 1224 01:10:09,046 --> 01:10:12,015 CASHIER: Eight hundred one Mississippi. 1225 01:10:12,049 --> 01:10:14,017 Eight hundred Mississippi... 1226 01:10:14,051 --> 01:10:15,882 - Aah... - Aah... 1227 01:10:19,156 --> 01:10:20,453 Aah! 1228 01:10:20,491 --> 01:10:22,857 - Aah! - Junior! 1229 01:10:22,893 --> 01:10:24,485 Aah! 1230 01:10:24,528 --> 01:10:28,259 - Aah! Aah! - We're on the way! 1231 01:10:28,299 --> 01:10:30,426 CASHIER: Seven hundred and ninety-one... 1232 01:10:30,468 --> 01:10:32,459 Aw, bullshit! 1233 01:10:34,572 --> 01:10:38,906 - Aah! - Aah! 1234 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:41,673 CASHIER: Seven hundred and ninety-aught Mississippi... 1235 01:10:41,712 --> 01:10:44,647 - Aah! - Aah! 1236 01:10:44,682 --> 01:10:46,479 - Aah! - Aah! 1237 01:10:46,517 --> 01:10:48,781 CASHIER: Seven hundred eighty-seven Mississippi... 1238 01:10:48,819 --> 01:10:52,778 EVELLE: Oh, baby! Oh, baby. 1239 01:10:52,823 --> 01:10:54,814 CASHIER: Seven hundred eighty-five Mississippi... 1240 01:10:54,859 --> 01:10:58,852 EVELLE: Promise we ain't never gonna leave him, Gale. 1241 01:10:58,896 --> 01:11:02,525 GALE: We ain't never gonna give him up again, Evelle. 1242 01:11:02,566 --> 01:11:04,431 He's our little Gale Junior now. 1243 01:11:19,016 --> 01:11:20,176 Ed... 1244 01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:26,020 I realize... 1245 01:11:26,057 --> 01:11:30,551 I can't be much of a comfort to you now... 1246 01:11:32,830 --> 01:11:34,923 but let me just say this. 1247 01:11:36,867 --> 01:11:38,664 You'll feel a whole lot better-- 1248 01:11:38,702 --> 01:11:41,170 - I don't want to feel better. - Honey. 1249 01:11:41,205 --> 01:11:43,935 I don't care about myself anymore. 1250 01:11:43,974 --> 01:11:45,737 I don't care about us anymore. 1251 01:11:47,244 --> 01:11:49,212 I just want Nathan Junior back safe. 1252 01:11:49,246 --> 01:11:50,406 I know that. 1253 01:11:50,448 --> 01:11:53,576 ED: If we don't get him back, I don't want to go on living. 1254 01:11:53,617 --> 01:11:58,850 Even if we do get him back, I don't want to live with you. 1255 01:12:07,465 --> 01:12:10,434 I--I guess I still love you, Hi. 1256 01:12:11,268 --> 01:12:14,203 I--I know I do. 1257 01:12:14,238 --> 01:12:15,762 I ain't even blamin' you. 1258 01:12:15,806 --> 01:12:20,038 The whole thing was crazy, and the whole thing was my idea. 1259 01:12:20,077 --> 01:12:23,103 Factually, I bear a large percentage-- 1260 01:12:23,147 --> 01:12:24,341 Let me finish. 1261 01:12:25,616 --> 01:12:27,709 Ever since those jailbirds took Nathan... 1262 01:12:27,751 --> 01:12:31,380 I been doin' some thinkin', and I ain't too proud of myself. 1263 01:12:31,422 --> 01:12:36,758 Even if Mrs.Arizona had more than she could handle... 1264 01:12:36,794 --> 01:12:39,957 I was a police officer sworn to uphold... 1265 01:12:39,997 --> 01:12:42,488 the Constitution of the United States. 1266 01:12:42,533 --> 01:12:44,660 You resigned before we ever-- 1267 01:12:44,702 --> 01:12:46,795 ED: That ain't the point, Hi. 1268 01:12:46,837 --> 01:12:48,634 We don't deserve Nathan Junior... 1269 01:12:48,672 --> 01:12:50,833 any more than those jailbirds do. 1270 01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:55,508 If I'm as selfish and irresponsible as you-- 1271 01:12:55,546 --> 01:12:56,911 You're not that bad. 1272 01:12:56,947 --> 01:12:59,916 If I'm as bad as you, what good are we to each other? 1273 01:13:02,553 --> 01:13:05,113 You and me's just a fool's paradise. 1274 01:13:54,638 --> 01:13:56,435 - There she is. - Yep. 1275 01:13:57,274 --> 01:13:59,834 GALE: Well, let's do her. 1276 01:14:00,644 --> 01:14:02,771 EVELLE: What are we gonna do with Gale Junior? 1277 01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:04,041 GALE: He stays here. 1278 01:14:04,081 --> 01:14:05,708 EVELLE: Are you crazy? 1279 01:14:05,749 --> 01:14:08,343 Suppose we go in there and get ourselves killed? 1280 01:14:08,385 --> 01:14:10,512 It would be hours before he gets discovered. 1281 01:14:12,656 --> 01:14:14,886 GALE: All right, you hayseeds, it's a stickup! 1282 01:14:15,492 --> 01:14:17,084 Everybody freeze. 1283 01:14:17,127 --> 01:14:18,856 Everybody down on the ground. 1284 01:14:20,163 --> 01:14:21,858 [ Clock ticking ] 1285 01:14:24,835 --> 01:14:27,030 Well, which is it, young feller? 1286 01:14:27,070 --> 01:14:29,868 You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 1287 01:14:29,906 --> 01:14:34,639 I mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. 1288 01:14:34,678 --> 01:14:37,272 If'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. 1289 01:14:37,314 --> 01:14:39,942 - Shut up! - OK, then. 1290 01:14:39,983 --> 01:14:42,076 Everybody down on the ground! 1291 01:14:42,119 --> 01:14:44,417 EVELLE: Forget that part about freezing, now. 1292 01:14:44,454 --> 01:14:48,015 - Till they get down there. - Y'all hear that, don't you? 1293 01:14:48,058 --> 01:14:50,117 GALE: Want to fill this up, partner? 1294 01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:52,594 We gotta--Shit! 1295 01:14:52,629 --> 01:14:54,324 Where'd all the tellers go? 1296 01:14:54,364 --> 01:14:55,888 TELLER: Down here, sir. 1297 01:14:55,932 --> 01:14:58,992 They're on the ground like you commanded, Gale. 1298 01:15:00,036 --> 01:15:02,300 I told you not to use my damn name. 1299 01:15:02,339 --> 01:15:04,739 Can't you try to keep from forgetting that? 1300 01:15:07,644 --> 01:15:09,509 EVELLE: Not even your code name? 1301 01:15:11,148 --> 01:15:13,776 GALE: Oh, yeah, yeah. My code name. 1302 01:15:13,817 --> 01:15:16,945 Y'all hear that? We're using code names. 1303 01:15:16,987 --> 01:15:20,252 We're just about ready to begin the robbery proper! 1304 01:15:20,290 --> 01:15:22,758 Yee-haw! 1305 01:15:25,729 --> 01:15:28,254 EVELLE: Hurry up, you dang hayseed! 1306 01:15:28,298 --> 01:15:31,961 All right. Now, y'all know how this here works. 1307 01:15:32,002 --> 01:15:35,028 And that hayseed over there with the red hat... 1308 01:15:35,071 --> 01:15:36,629 he's the monitor. 1309 01:15:36,673 --> 01:15:38,038 MAN: OK, you betcha. 1310 01:15:40,377 --> 01:15:43,676 I want you to stay flat for ten full minutes! 1311 01:15:43,713 --> 01:15:46,443 We might just come back in five to check. 1312 01:15:46,483 --> 01:15:48,974 That's for us to know, and y'all to find out. 1313 01:15:49,019 --> 01:15:51,579 Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat. 1314 01:15:51,621 --> 01:15:53,646 - Yee-haw! - Yee-haw! 1315 01:15:54,991 --> 01:15:56,151 EVELLE: Yee-hoo! 1316 01:15:58,628 --> 01:16:00,721 [ Tires screech ] 1317 01:16:00,764 --> 01:16:03,858 [ Siren ] 1318 01:16:03,900 --> 01:16:06,630 That old-timer threw off my concentration... 1319 01:16:07,370 --> 01:16:09,235 otherwise, it would've gone smoother. 1320 01:16:09,272 --> 01:16:10,967 Shoot, Gale, we done good. 1321 01:16:11,007 --> 01:16:13,669 This ought to split up nice three ways. 1322 01:16:17,814 --> 01:16:20,408 GALE: God damn it! You never leave a man behind! 1323 01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:22,179 [ Alarm beeps ] 1324 01:16:22,219 --> 01:16:25,711 - Whoa! - Aah! 1325 01:16:25,755 --> 01:16:28,223 - Wah! - Aah! 1326 01:16:28,258 --> 01:16:31,318 [ Tires skidding ] 1327 01:16:34,764 --> 01:16:36,391 EVELLE: Aah! 1328 01:16:36,433 --> 01:16:37,593 [ Tires screech ] 1329 01:16:40,971 --> 01:16:43,804 EVELLE: Ohh...ohh... 1330 01:16:45,575 --> 01:16:47,270 - Where's the baby? - Where's the baby? 1331 01:16:47,310 --> 01:16:50,711 GALE: God damn it! Ain't we got enough to contend with? 1332 01:16:50,747 --> 01:16:52,715 EVELLE: I don't know, ma'am. 1333 01:16:52,749 --> 01:16:55,616 GALE: You never leave a man behind! 1334 01:16:55,652 --> 01:16:59,247 EVELLE: Miz McDunnough, I'm worried sick about him! 1335 01:16:59,289 --> 01:17:02,258 GALE: Hold on, H.I. Don't be such a hothead! 1336 01:17:02,292 --> 01:17:03,589 H.I.! 1337 01:17:03,627 --> 01:17:05,993 EVELLE: Miz McDunnough! 1338 01:17:06,029 --> 01:17:08,657 - Let us come with you! - Please! 1339 01:17:08,698 --> 01:17:10,632 GALE: It's our baby, too! 1340 01:17:20,410 --> 01:17:23,379 [ Gunfire ] 1341 01:17:23,413 --> 01:17:26,576 [ Siren ] 1342 01:17:26,616 --> 01:17:29,107 [ Tires screeching ] 1343 01:17:39,496 --> 01:17:41,555 What is he? 1344 01:17:41,598 --> 01:17:43,725 Do you see him, too? 1345 01:18:32,582 --> 01:18:33,981 Arrgh! 1346 01:18:45,195 --> 01:18:48,790 HI: Aaaah! 1347 01:18:48,832 --> 01:18:50,493 [ Crunch ] 1348 01:19:03,046 --> 01:19:04,274 ED: Give me that baby! 1349 01:19:05,782 --> 01:19:07,340 I want that baby! 1350 01:19:10,420 --> 01:19:13,082 Give me that baby, you warthog from hell! 1351 01:19:14,991 --> 01:19:16,185 [ Coughs ] 1352 01:19:34,911 --> 01:19:37,539 MAN: Just lay down on the floor, young missy. 1353 01:19:57,934 --> 01:19:59,196 HI: Run along, now, honey. 1354 01:19:59,235 --> 01:20:00,395 ED: But, Hi... 1355 01:20:02,005 --> 01:20:04,701 Just run along, now. Whoa! 1356 01:20:09,446 --> 01:20:10,777 [ Hi coughs ] 1357 01:20:16,719 --> 01:20:18,983 HI: Aah! Ah! Aah! 1358 01:21:07,237 --> 01:21:08,864 HI: Oh ho! 1359 01:21:08,906 --> 01:21:10,498 Aaah! Ooh! 1360 01:21:15,579 --> 01:21:17,945 Aaah! 1361 01:21:17,981 --> 01:21:19,642 Aaah! 1362 01:21:19,683 --> 01:21:24,120 Aaah! 1363 01:21:24,154 --> 01:21:28,488 Aah! Aah! Aah... 1364 01:21:33,564 --> 01:21:37,660 [ Hi babbling ] 1365 01:22:04,461 --> 01:22:05,985 I'm sorry. 1366 01:22:28,385 --> 01:22:32,344 [ Baby cries ] 1367 01:23:04,455 --> 01:23:06,582 NATHAN: What the hell's goin' on? 1368 01:23:07,891 --> 01:23:09,483 Get away from there! 1369 01:23:23,907 --> 01:23:26,637 [ Nathan Junior cooing ] 1370 01:23:26,677 --> 01:23:28,338 HI: [ Whispers ] Let's go. 1371 01:23:28,378 --> 01:23:30,812 NATHAN: Wait a minute. 1372 01:23:30,848 --> 01:23:32,543 I ain't through with you. 1373 01:23:33,550 --> 01:23:36,246 What are you doing creeping around here in the dark? 1374 01:23:36,286 --> 01:23:37,412 You in with Smalls? 1375 01:23:37,454 --> 01:23:39,081 HI: Excuse me? 1376 01:23:39,122 --> 01:23:41,488 NATHAN: Leonard Smalls. Big fella. 1377 01:23:41,525 --> 01:23:43,220 Rides a Harley. 1378 01:23:43,260 --> 01:23:44,750 Dresses like a rock star. 1379 01:23:46,797 --> 01:23:50,358 HI: No, sir. That's who we saved him from. 1380 01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:52,698 It's a long story. 1381 01:23:52,736 --> 01:23:54,670 Suppose you tell it. 1382 01:23:54,705 --> 01:23:58,607 HI: Well, sir, in a reward situation... 1383 01:23:58,642 --> 01:24:00,803 they usually say no questions asked. 1384 01:24:02,145 --> 01:24:04,705 NATHAN: Oh...do they? 1385 01:24:04,748 --> 01:24:05,908 HI: Yeah. 1386 01:24:09,319 --> 01:24:10,479 NATHAN: Well... 1387 01:24:12,823 --> 01:24:14,814 all right, boy. 1388 01:24:16,994 --> 01:24:19,360 I guess you got a reward coming. 1389 01:24:21,098 --> 01:24:23,089 Twenty-five thousand dollars... 1390 01:24:24,167 --> 01:24:28,069 or...if you need home furnishings... 1391 01:24:28,105 --> 01:24:30,596 I can give you a line of credit at any of my stores. 1392 01:24:30,641 --> 01:24:33,667 That's the way I'd rather handle it. Tax reasons. 1393 01:24:33,710 --> 01:24:35,871 ED: We don't want no reward. 1394 01:24:35,913 --> 01:24:37,744 We didn't bring him back for money. 1395 01:24:37,781 --> 01:24:39,339 We could work it that way, too. 1396 01:24:40,584 --> 01:24:44,486 ED: Could I just look at him a little bit more? 1397 01:24:46,156 --> 01:24:47,680 Be my guest, little lady. 1398 01:24:51,261 --> 01:24:52,421 But, uh... 1399 01:24:53,864 --> 01:24:56,992 would--would you mind telling me exactly how you... 1400 01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:08,440 You took him...didn't you? 1401 01:25:09,479 --> 01:25:11,106 Wasn't that biker at all. 1402 01:25:11,148 --> 01:25:13,013 HI: I took him, sir. 1403 01:25:13,050 --> 01:25:15,541 My wife had nothing to do with it. 1404 01:25:15,586 --> 01:25:17,349 I crept in yon window-- 1405 01:25:17,387 --> 01:25:18,911 ED: We both did it. 1406 01:25:18,956 --> 01:25:21,151 We didn't want to hurt him any. 1407 01:25:21,191 --> 01:25:22,624 I just wanted to be a mama. 1408 01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:25,492 HI: It wasn't for money or nothing. 1409 01:25:25,529 --> 01:25:28,930 We just figured you had more than you could handle, babywise. 1410 01:25:28,966 --> 01:25:31,696 But I committed the actual crime... 1411 01:25:31,735 --> 01:25:33,703 so if you need to call the authorities-- 1412 01:25:33,737 --> 01:25:36,228 Shut up, boy. Nobody's calling the authorities... 1413 01:25:36,273 --> 01:25:37,365 since there's no harm done. 1414 01:25:37,407 --> 01:25:38,533 HI: Thank you, sir. 1415 01:25:38,575 --> 01:25:41,908 NATHAN: Bullshit. Just tell me why you did it. 1416 01:25:45,349 --> 01:25:46,543 We... 1417 01:25:48,418 --> 01:25:50,113 can't have one of our own. 1418 01:25:55,392 --> 01:25:57,053 Well... 1419 01:25:57,094 --> 01:26:02,054 look, if you can't have kids, you just got to keep trying... 1420 01:26:02,099 --> 01:26:05,000 and hope medical science catches up with you... 1421 01:26:05,035 --> 01:26:06,730 like Florence and me. 1422 01:26:07,904 --> 01:26:09,531 Caught up with a vengeance. 1423 01:26:10,874 --> 01:26:14,674 But, hell, even if it never does for you... 1424 01:26:14,711 --> 01:26:17,271 you still got each other. 1425 01:26:18,281 --> 01:26:22,513 Sir...those are kind words, but... 1426 01:26:22,552 --> 01:26:26,784 I think the wife and I are splitting up. 1427 01:26:26,823 --> 01:26:29,383 Her point is that we're both kind of... 1428 01:26:30,193 --> 01:26:32,286 selfish and unrealistic... 1429 01:26:32,329 --> 01:26:35,230 so we ain't too good for each other. 1430 01:26:35,932 --> 01:26:39,800 Well, ma'am, I don't know much... 1431 01:26:39,836 --> 01:26:41,531 but I do know human beings. 1432 01:26:43,006 --> 01:26:44,997 You brought back my boy... 1433 01:26:45,042 --> 01:26:48,876 so...you must have your good points, too. 1434 01:26:52,616 --> 01:26:55,210 Sure hate to think of Florence leaving me. 1435 01:26:57,020 --> 01:27:01,184 I... do... love her so. 1436 01:27:07,564 --> 01:27:08,724 Ahem. 1437 01:27:10,634 --> 01:27:13,865 You can go out the way you came in... 1438 01:27:13,904 --> 01:27:17,670 and before you go off and do another foolish thing... 1439 01:27:17,708 --> 01:27:19,972 like bustin' up... 1440 01:27:20,010 --> 01:27:22,478 I suggest you sleep on it... 1441 01:27:23,847 --> 01:27:25,379 at least one night. 1442 01:27:27,981 --> 01:27:30,711 HI: That night I had a dream. 1443 01:27:31,618 --> 01:27:34,280 I dreamt I was as light as the ether... 1444 01:27:35,723 --> 01:27:38,988 a floating spirit visiting things to come. 1445 01:27:40,627 --> 01:27:43,926 The shades and shadows of the people in my life... 1446 01:27:43,964 --> 01:27:46,364 rassled their way into my slumber. 1447 01:27:48,335 --> 01:27:52,396 I dreamt that Gale and Evelle had decided to return to prison. 1448 01:27:52,439 --> 01:27:54,771 Probably that's just as well. 1449 01:27:54,808 --> 01:27:56,537 I don't mean to sound superior... 1450 01:27:56,577 --> 01:27:59,637 and they're a swell couple guys... 1451 01:28:00,514 --> 01:28:04,006 but maybe they weren't ready yet to come out into the world. 1452 01:28:06,353 --> 01:28:08,878 And then I dreamed on... 1453 01:28:08,922 --> 01:28:10,651 into the future... 1454 01:28:11,592 --> 01:28:14,584 to a Christmas morn in the Arizona home... 1455 01:28:15,462 --> 01:28:18,022 where Nathan Junior was opening a present... 1456 01:28:18,065 --> 01:28:20,090 from a kindly couple... 1457 01:28:20,134 --> 01:28:22,364 who preferred to remain unknown. 1458 01:28:24,738 --> 01:28:27,764 I saw Glen a few years later... 1459 01:28:27,808 --> 01:28:30,572 still having no luck getting the cops to listen... 1460 01:28:30,611 --> 01:28:33,307 to his wild tales about me and Ed. 1461 01:28:35,382 --> 01:28:38,545 Maybe he threw in one Polack joke too many. 1462 01:28:39,353 --> 01:28:41,116 I don't know. 1463 01:28:42,956 --> 01:28:45,447 And still I dreamed on... 1464 01:28:46,226 --> 01:28:50,458 further into the future than I'd ever dreamed before... 1465 01:28:51,665 --> 01:28:54,828 watching Nathan Junior's progress from afar... 1466 01:28:55,836 --> 01:28:59,602 taking pride in his accomplishments... 1467 01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,267 as if he were our own... 1468 01:29:02,342 --> 01:29:05,834 wondering if he ever thought of us... 1469 01:29:06,613 --> 01:29:10,447 and hoping maybe we'd broadened his horizons a little... 1470 01:29:11,318 --> 01:29:14,651 even if he couldn't remember just how they got broadened. 1471 01:29:17,090 --> 01:29:20,582 But still I hadn't dreamt nothing about me and Ed... 1472 01:29:21,728 --> 01:29:23,127 until the end. 1473 01:29:24,598 --> 01:29:26,293 And this was cloudier... 1474 01:29:27,134 --> 01:29:31,366 'cause it was years... years away... 1475 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:37,206 but I saw an old couple being visited by their children... 1476 01:29:38,078 --> 01:29:40,239 and all their grandchildren, too. 1477 01:29:41,748 --> 01:29:44,216 The old couple wasn't screwed up... 1478 01:29:45,219 --> 01:29:48,814 and neither were their kids or their grandkids. 1479 01:29:48,856 --> 01:29:50,483 Dad. 1480 01:29:50,524 --> 01:29:54,585 HI: And I don't know. You tell me. 1481 01:29:55,429 --> 01:29:56,953 This whole dream... 1482 01:29:58,498 --> 01:30:00,295 was it wishful thinking? 1483 01:30:01,468 --> 01:30:06,997 Was I just fleeing reality like I know I'm liable to do? 1484 01:30:08,141 --> 01:30:09,472 But me and Ed... 1485 01:30:11,345 --> 01:30:13,006 we can be good, too. 1486 01:30:14,348 --> 01:30:16,077 And it seemed real. 1487 01:30:17,818 --> 01:30:19,718 It seemed like us... 1488 01:30:20,487 --> 01:30:21,954 and it seemed like... 1489 01:30:23,357 --> 01:30:24,722 well... 1490 01:30:24,758 --> 01:30:26,055 our home. 1491 01:30:27,961 --> 01:30:32,796 If not Arizona, then a land not too far away... 1492 01:30:34,201 --> 01:30:38,331 where all parents are strong and wise and capable... 1493 01:30:39,373 --> 01:30:42,274 and all children are happy and beloved. 1494 01:30:44,511 --> 01:30:45,705 I don't know. 1495 01:30:48,382 --> 01:30:50,043 Maybe it was Utah. 1496 01:30:51,935 --> 01:30:53,926 [ Man yodeling with banjo ]