1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:06,731 Two million dollars. Two million dollars. Two million dollars. 2 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:11,368 Two million dollars. Two million dollars. Two million dollars. 3 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:14,140 The Donald Sinclair, the billionaire? 4 00:00:14,213 --> 00:00:17,410 It sounds crazy, I know, but I think it's on the level. 5 00:00:17,483 --> 00:00:20,384 Here's the thing. We have to decide yes or no right now. 6 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:25,117 If everybody else had to drive, we have a three-hour head start. 7 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:29,025 - So you're proposing? - A corporation-- Faucet and Schaffer. 8 00:00:29,128 --> 00:00:33,064 If we win, we split everything 50-50. You can even hold the key. 9 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,061 What do ya think? 10 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:39,795 I don't know what to think. I'm in shock. 11 00:00:39,872 --> 00:00:45,174 Three hours ago I was in the airport. I had a job. I was reading a book. 12 00:00:45,244 --> 00:00:47,735 My grandfather used to say, "Good things take time. 13 00:00:47,813 --> 00:00:50,407 Great things happen all at once." 14 00:00:56,155 --> 00:01:00,785 - Jason, where'd you get that? - I found it under the seat. 15 00:01:00,893 --> 00:01:05,057 - Give it to me. You can't play that. - Why not? 16 00:01:05,164 --> 00:01:08,395 Because it's Hitler's harmonica. You can't play Hitler's harmonica. 17 00:01:08,467 --> 00:01:12,870 - You're driving his car. - I'm not touching it with my mouth. 18 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:16,636 I'm not sucking on the dashboard. I'm not gettin' his germs. 19 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:18,734 Dad, look what I found. 20 00:01:18,811 --> 00:01:23,612 - Where'd you get those? - The floor. Look, I'm Mrs. Hitler. 21 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,708 All right, take those off right now. 22 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:28,720 Hey, look at this. A lipstick. It's dark. 23 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:30,779 That Eva Braun had style, didn't she? 24 00:01:30,856 --> 00:01:33,586 - She was Hitler's girlfriend. - Give us a kiss. 25 00:01:33,659 --> 00:01:36,628 Bev, it's not funny. Give me that. 26 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:38,755 - Honey! - I got it all over my hand. 27 00:01:38,864 --> 00:01:39,831 Oh... 28 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:41,230 Randy. 29 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:49,437 - Chain, chain, chain - R-E-S-P-E-C- T 30 00:01:49,508 --> 00:01:51,908 - Chain, chain, chain - find out what it means to me 31 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,572 Respect Just a little bit 32 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:56,911 - Just a little bit - Chain, chain, chain-- 33 00:01:56,983 --> 00:01:58,416 Just-- 34 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:03,481 Look at us go. We are zooming. 35 00:02:03,589 --> 00:02:05,750 I told you. We're haulin' ass. 36 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:09,692 We're haulin' ass. All righty. 37 00:02:13,165 --> 00:02:16,828 - Guess what I got back there. - You just told me. 38 00:02:16,902 --> 00:02:19,200 Ass. We're haulin' ass. 39 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:21,900 No, no, no. That's just an expression. 40 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:27,040 It's a heart. 41 00:02:28,347 --> 00:02:32,113 - A heart? - A human heart. 42 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:36,282 Some lucky bastard in El Paso's waiting for it. 43 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:41,824 Normally, they put it on a plane, but the airport's all closed down. 44 00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:49,566 - You wanna see it? - See what? 45 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:00,946 Are we allowed? 46 00:03:01,013 --> 00:03:04,642 Just take a peek. One peek. What could happen? 47 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:09,454 It's a heart. It needs fresh air. 48 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:12,491 It's been locked up in that cooler for seven hours. 49 00:03:48,427 --> 00:03:51,225 - Oopsy-daisy. I get it. I get it. - Shit! Oh, please! 50 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:53,788 - Don't step on it! - I think I found it. 51 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:55,800 No, that's a caramel apple. 52 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,646 This is wrong. This is so wrong. 53 00:04:10,716 --> 00:04:13,685 God is gonna smote us. We're gonna get smote. 54 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:16,482 Come on. We're siphoning gas. It's not a smoting offense. 55 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,523 What? 56 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:27,055 Shouldn't be turning me on, should it? 57 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:33,198 - Hey! - Hi. 58 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:37,106 - What are you doing? - Seventeen cups of coffee. 59 00:04:41,747 --> 00:04:43,840 I guess-- 60 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:45,816 I guess that's it. 61 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:51,220 I guess not. How do you turn this thing off? 62 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:53,416 Son of a bitch! 63 00:05:00,966 --> 00:05:05,062 - Man! Damn it! - Keep going. Go! Go! 64 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,574 He's stopping. 65 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,633 'Cause he knows, don't mess with us. 66 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:33,564 We gotta wait. There's too much wind. 67 00:05:33,632 --> 00:05:38,228 - Guys, I need this balloon. - Hey, what are you doing? 68 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:40,238 Hey, man, what-- 69 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,937 - Hey, hey! - I know what I'm doing! 70 00:05:51,383 --> 00:05:54,819 I'm coming to get you! Get back here! 71 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:03,428 I'll get him. I'm gonna get you, stupid hardware guy! 72 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:14,100 - Go! Go! - Stand up. Grab the rope. 73 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:17,665 I'm gonna get you! Stand up. Ready? Grab it. 74 00:06:19,778 --> 00:06:21,712 Missed it. 75 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:26,012 - Duane! Duane, stop the car! - Hang on, buddy. 76 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:28,110 Duane, please stop. 77 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:34,053 I got it! I got it! Just hang on. 78 00:06:41,867 --> 00:06:46,167 - Stop it! Blaine! - My God! You're gonna kill me! 79 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:49,207 The cows! 80 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:54,376 Move! 81 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:00,117 Watch out! 82 00:07:20,639 --> 00:07:21,765 Shit. 83 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:36,246 Oh, God! 84 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:47,931 Help! 85 00:07:52,504 --> 00:07:54,495 - Give me my key. - What are you talking about? 86 00:07:54,573 --> 00:07:56,632 Give me back my key. The key! 87 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,071 Give me the key. 88 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:52,695 Blaine! Blaine! It's me. 89 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,810 I got the key. 90 00:09:12,484 --> 00:09:14,076 How's it going, Captain? 91 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,120 So far, so good. 92 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:20,318 - How about a pit stop? - Sorry. This is a one-way flight. 93 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:22,360 There's a bathroom in the back. 94 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:25,454 The latch is broken. Anybody could just come in. 95 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:31,236 So what? You ain't got nothing the other Lucys haven't seen already. 96 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:32,302 Not necessarily. 97 00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:34,596 Please, would you stop screaming? 98 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:36,499 Damn! 99 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:41,879 Help me! 100 00:09:41,947 --> 00:09:44,472 For God's sake, help me! 101 00:09:57,329 --> 00:09:59,524 Oh, shit. 102 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:08,401 Owen! Owen, what are you doing? 103 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,408 It's a flat tire. Please, stay on the bus. 104 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:14,001 - Well, you're turning it the wrong way. - I know what I'm doing. 105 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:17,844 - Please, get on the bus. Wait! - Maybe we should check the oil. 106 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:21,852 I think you're supposed to change the air in the tires every 12,000 miles. 107 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,616 - I can fix it. - Give me that! 108 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,419 Wait! That's the spare! 109 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,027 We'll still catch it. 110 00:11:05,063 --> 00:11:07,725 Turn it around. Just turn it around. 111 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,361 Please be careful. Wait, wait, wait. What is that? 112 00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:16,699 - It's a nickel. - Would you please put it in the bag? 113 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:38,593 Why don't you check over there? Maybe it bounced. 114 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:45,197 - I'm a dead man. - Don't worry. We will find the heart. 115 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:49,331 I have lost my heart many times before. 116 00:11:53,078 --> 00:11:55,012 I make a joke... 117 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:59,039 to help you forget how screwed you are. 118 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:03,986 I don't think it got this far. Let's check down by the road. 119 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,183 Oh, hello. A doggy. 120 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:08,590 Hello. Hello. Hello there. 121 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,924 Isn't he a good doggy? 122 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:13,590 Come on. Come on. Fetch. Fetch it. 123 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:18,336 Look at him go. 124 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,834 - Here, boy! - Doggy! 125 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,341 Good boy! 126 00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:30,940 - It really is a beautiful car. - Yeah. 127 00:12:31,049 --> 00:12:33,210 - Look at this mahogany. - Gorgeous. 128 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:36,379 You just don't see that anymore, you know? 129 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:39,549 - I wonder what this is. - Careful. That's a cigarette lighter. 130 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,559 - No, I don't think they had those then. - Yes, they did. 131 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,454 Oh, honey! Did you burn yourself? 132 00:12:44,529 --> 00:12:46,656 - Yeah. Oh, God! - Oh, I told you. 133 00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:52,126 Sorry. 134 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:54,695 My husband, he burned his finger, ma'am. 135 00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:58,504 - He was pulling, then he was waving-- - Bev, Bev, not helping. 136 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,679 - Hi. - Hi. 137 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:07,410 I really like your dike. Bike. 138 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:10,587 It's nice. 139 00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:18,696 Cut 'em off! Get in front! 140 00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:22,092 - Hey! What are you, nuts? - Get down! 141 00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:24,260 Kids, stay down! This thing won't go any faster! 142 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:26,736 Stop it! The headlights! The headlight! 143 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:31,435 - Oh, my God! - Are you insane? This is Hitler's car! 144 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:52,927 Honey, go ask them for help. Tell them everything that happened. 145 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,398 And ask them to call the police. 146 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,401 And a tow truck. 147 00:14:41,713 --> 00:14:43,943 - Hello. - Hello. 148 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,450 - Are you Harold? - Yes. 149 00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:49,019 I'm Vicky. 150 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,080 Are you gonna invite me in, Harry? 151 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:54,250 Or would you rather party out here in the hallway? 152 00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:56,353 Please. Come in. 153 00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:02,466 Not too shabby. 154 00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:06,331 - Where are you from, Harry? - From here. 155 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:10,000 - Las Vegas. - A local boy makes good. 156 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,877 So, Harry, what can I do for you? 157 00:15:16,948 --> 00:15:19,143 Okay. Here's what I want. 158 00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:21,943 First we both get naked. 159 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:26,457 - So far, so good. - Only we're wearing sailor hats. 160 00:15:27,692 --> 00:15:28,716 And then... 161 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:32,889 we get into a Jacuzzi... 162 00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:35,228 filled with Pepto-Bismol. 163 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:36,966 And... 164 00:15:38,036 --> 00:15:40,470 I clip your toenails... 165 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,734 and you shave my buttocks. 166 00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:46,110 Pardon me? 167 00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:50,080 Okay, naked, Jacuzzi, Pepto-Bismol... 168 00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:53,083 toenails, shave my buttocks. 169 00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:54,778 How much would that cost? 170 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:58,345 Geez, honey, you have quite an imagination. 171 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,690 How much would it cost? 172 00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:05,352 Well, let's see. 173 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:08,888 A party like that-- 174 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,901 three thousand dollars. 175 00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:14,666 Okay, 3,000. Who has 3,000? 176 00:16:14,739 --> 00:16:16,764 Carlton had 2,800. He's the closest. 177 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,321 I think it's okay. What do you think? 178 00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:43,697 What about those little holes? 179 00:16:43,768 --> 00:16:46,601 Are they bite marks? 180 00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:50,642 That's-- That's how it was. I'm-- I'm pretty sure. 181 00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:52,606 What am I doing? 182 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:55,145 I can't go to El Paso with this. 183 00:16:55,213 --> 00:16:58,273 Look at it. It's gonna leak like a sieve. 184 00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:01,318 The guy's gonna be alive for like two minutes and then-- 185 00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:11,726 - A drifter. - A drifter? 186 00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:15,758 We-- We find a drifter... 187 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,802 kill him, cut out his heart. 188 00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:20,599 Nobody's gonna miss him, right? I mean, he's a drifter. 189 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,731 He's an invisible man. It's a perfect plan. 190 00:17:22,807 --> 00:17:25,742 Mr. Zack, now you are giving me the freak-out. 191 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,847 Where-- Where do I find a drifter? 192 00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,149 Enrico. 193 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:42,254 - Where did you say you were from? - Me? I am from Napoli. 194 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:46,927 And your family, they're back there? 195 00:17:46,998 --> 00:17:50,764 No. No, my papa, he is dead. 196 00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:55,738 And my mama. All gone. 197 00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:58,469 Any family? Kids? 198 00:18:01,179 --> 00:18:05,172 I am completely alone. 199 00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:07,649 Why-- 200 00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:10,517 Why do you-- 201 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:16,091 Look, a drifter. Let's kill him. 202 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,095 Son of a-- Come back here! 203 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:43,951 Whatever. Listen, sugar. You're not going anywhere today. 204 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:45,649 You got a crack in your radiator. 205 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:48,318 That's this big tank in front of this big engine. 206 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:51,419 - I know what a radiator is. - Is there a place we can rent a car? 207 00:18:51,496 --> 00:18:53,794 - Albuquerque. - Okay, look. 208 00:18:53,898 --> 00:18:55,866 We'll just have to patch it. A quick fix. 209 00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:59,836 - Patch it? Patch it with what? - Sand and tire sealant. 210 00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:03,601 You mix the two. It forms an adhesive, lasting a couple of hours. 211 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:05,609 We only have about 30 miles to go? 212 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:08,612 Darlin', we don't have any sand. 213 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:12,013 Hello! We're in the desert! 214 00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:20,082 We should've bought a squirrel. 215 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:31,596 Mother of mercy! Where'd you come from? Car trouble? 216 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:35,639 Here. Sit down. You two look exhausted. 217 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:38,642 How long y'all been out there? Here. Have something to drink. 218 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:41,235 Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press-- 219 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:45,477 - What's going on? - Some rocket scientists from L.A.... 220 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:48,075 they're trying to break the land speed record. 221 00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:54,719 A unique combination of automotive and aerodynamic innovation. 222 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:57,057 The vehicle, which we call Lightning ll... 223 00:19:57,128 --> 00:19:58,857 represents three years of R & D... 224 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:02,331 which was conducted at the California Institute of Technology. 225 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:07,337 The design team was led by Professor Ken Freedman and Dr. Richard Kramer. 226 00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,907 We believe that, aerodynamically... 227 00:20:09,974 --> 00:20:12,670 this is the most perfect vehicle ever designed. 228 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:16,544 The entire vehicle weighs less than 1,850 pounds. 229 00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:19,310 The body is a one-piece Kevlar composite. 230 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,511 The wheels are solid billet aluminum... 231 00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:25,249 and she's powered by twin JE-79 turbojet engines... 232 00:20:25,323 --> 00:20:27,985 the same engines that are in the F-4 Phantom jet. 233 00:20:28,059 --> 00:20:29,993 Are there any questions? 234 00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:32,495 Mr. Calvert, what is the current land speed record? 235 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,589 That would be 742 miles per hour... 236 00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:37,190 but we hope to have a new record today. 237 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:40,738 - Anyone else? - How do you start it? 238 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:42,932 Good question. 239 00:20:43,007 --> 00:20:45,305 A green lever to the left of the steering wheel in the cockpit... 240 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:48,471 engages the primary thruster, igniting the JE-- 241 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,794 740, 745-- 242 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,887 - That's a record. - They'll break the sound barrier. 243 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,767 Well, that's it. I still don't think she's gonna hold. 244 00:21:12,837 --> 00:21:15,965 - What do we owe you? - Five hundred bucks. 245 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,407 - What? - For two quarts of sealant? 246 00:21:19,477 --> 00:21:22,503 No way. That's 20 bucks tops. 247 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:25,378 Okay, here's 40 dollars. That's double what it's worth, okay? 248 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,384 Come on, Nick. Let's go. 249 00:21:28,953 --> 00:21:30,045 Hold it. 250 00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:35,052 Another little tool no mechanic should be without. 251 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:40,758 Fine. Here's your $500. But you know what, Billy Ray? 252 00:21:40,865 --> 00:21:42,799 What goes around, comes around. 253 00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:44,801 This is so unchristian. 254 00:21:44,869 --> 00:21:46,632 Unchristian? 255 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:51,175 Well, if the good Lord don't like the way I conduct business... 256 00:21:51,242 --> 00:21:52,903 let him say something. 257 00:21:52,977 --> 00:21:55,172 Let him give me a sign. 258 00:21:55,246 --> 00:21:59,148 Oh, Lord, I'm here and I'm listening! 259 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,242 Hello! 260 00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:10,327 - Mach one! - We did it! We did it! 261 00:22:16,534 --> 00:22:19,469 Hey, everybody okay? You all right? Yeah? 262 00:22:19,537 --> 00:22:23,132 - Randy, you okay? - There's no Ink Inc. 263 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:26,200 - What? - There's no job. 264 00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:30,143 It's a race. We're racing. 265 00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:32,376 Donald Sinclair put $2 million in a locker. 266 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,645 And I wanna get there first. 267 00:22:34,719 --> 00:22:39,656 I do not want to work at Home Depot! 268 00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:12,886 Okay, people, back on the bus. 269 00:23:12,957 --> 00:23:15,084 George, don't eat that. 270 00:23:15,159 --> 00:23:18,595 Get back on the bus! Come on. Back on the bus. 271 00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:20,597 Simon, put that down. 272 00:23:20,698 --> 00:23:24,361 You too. Back on the bus. Come on, everyone! 273 00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:27,836 We don't wanna miss dinner. It's macaroni night! 274 00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:32,775 We came in the rocket car. 275 00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:37,304 Oh, a rocket car. Let's hear all about that on the bus. 276 00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:39,373 All right, so we can still win... 277 00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:42,442 but we have to leave now, all right? 278 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,114 - So, come on. - Dad. 279 00:23:45,189 --> 00:23:47,384 It's been a living hell. 280 00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:51,224 Bev, it's-- it's $2 million. 281 00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:54,527 That's a lifetime supply of hummus. 282 00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:05,141 Okay. Okay. Yeah. 283 00:24:05,209 --> 00:24:08,110 I've been selfish. I understand. 284 00:24:08,179 --> 00:24:11,478 I'm sorry. Really. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 285 00:24:11,549 --> 00:24:15,713 I'm sorry. I almost got us killed. 286 00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:22,282 God! 287 00:24:30,501 --> 00:24:34,062 - Hi, everybody. Miss me? - Hey! 288 00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:37,767 To show there's no hard feelings, chocolate shakes all around. 289 00:24:37,842 --> 00:24:40,811 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 290 00:24:40,878 --> 00:24:43,938 I'm a little disappointed, but I'm an adult. 291 00:24:44,015 --> 00:24:46,540 So drink these up, and then we'll return the Nazi-mobile. 292 00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:50,281 We'll get that van fixed, go back to Vegas and see David Copperfield! 293 00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:54,348 Yea! Okay, drink up, buddy! 294 00:24:54,425 --> 00:24:56,154 Is it good? 295 00:24:56,227 --> 00:24:58,161 Drink it up, honey. 296 00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:04,258 Oh, don't feel bad. 297 00:25:04,369 --> 00:25:06,860 - It's not your fault. - We'll tell the company. 298 00:25:06,971 --> 00:25:09,371 We won't let them fire you. 299 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,908 - I'm no bus driver. - Don't say that. 300 00:25:11,976 --> 00:25:15,173 No. I'm not. I'm not a bus driver. 301 00:25:15,246 --> 00:25:18,044 Oh, you mustn't be so hard on yourself. 302 00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:21,449 Hey, everybody, who's the world's greatest bus driver? 303 00:25:28,626 --> 00:25:29,854 Listen. Listen. No, no! 304 00:25:29,927 --> 00:25:34,023 No! No! Shut up, you crazy Lucy bitches! Shut up! 305 00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:39,098 I am not a bus driver! 306 00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:43,266 I do not work for the bus company! All right? 307 00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:47,937 I needed a ride to New Mexico, so I stole this uniform! 308 00:25:48,012 --> 00:25:51,846 See this jacket? This is not my jacket! 309 00:25:51,916 --> 00:25:53,884 Remember Marty, the bus driver? 310 00:25:54,752 --> 00:25:58,119 This is his shirt! I stole it! 311 00:25:58,189 --> 00:26:00,589 And these pants, you think I'd wear these pants? 312 00:26:00,658 --> 00:26:03,092 These aren't my pants! 313 00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:05,857 These are Marty's pants. I stole them. 314 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,436 I am not a bus driver. 315 00:26:15,039 --> 00:26:17,940 You're not a real bus driver? 316 00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:20,307 You lied to us! 317 00:26:20,378 --> 00:26:22,903 He ruined our whole vacation! 318 00:26:32,990 --> 00:26:36,824 Here they come. They're all within 50 miles. 319 00:26:36,894 --> 00:26:39,556 It's the final lap. Mr. Grisham. 320 00:26:39,630 --> 00:26:42,758 Now, the airport's back on-line, so I want you to take the Lear jet... 321 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:46,098 scoot on down to Silver City and report from the finish line. 322 00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:48,968 Yes, sir. 323 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,174 Yes! 324 00:27:12,663 --> 00:27:14,597 Let's go back to Vegas. 325 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:19,593 Bev, Bev, wake-- Come on. Wake up. Wake up. 326 00:27:19,670 --> 00:27:22,605 Bev, wake up. Wake up. Third Reich's here. Come on. 327 00:27:22,673 --> 00:27:24,607 Get down. You wanna have a nice life. 328 00:27:24,675 --> 00:27:28,133 Okay, okay. Think. Think. SS in the parking lot. 329 00:27:28,212 --> 00:27:30,146 Not good. Not good. Think. 330 00:27:33,751 --> 00:27:34,775 Hi, honey. 331 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:37,821 - They gonna be all right? - Yeah. 332 00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:41,552 Friend, I don't think there's room. 333 00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:45,128 This one's little. 334 00:27:46,864 --> 00:27:50,061 - There it is. There it is! - Silver City. We're almost there. 335 00:27:50,134 --> 00:27:52,466 Yeah! Go! 336 00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:22,651 Where the fuck are we? 337 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,658 There were two guys in there. 338 00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:33,663 - Where'd they go? - Hey! 339 00:30:33,731 --> 00:30:35,323 Thanks for the truck, buddy! 340 00:31:38,696 --> 00:31:40,891 - Yeah. - Silver City. 341 00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:43,058 Next stop, Silver City. 342 00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:46,626 Silver City? It is the finish line. 343 00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:49,935 I made it. I made it! 344 00:31:51,942 --> 00:31:56,038 The key. Where is the key? 345 00:31:59,683 --> 00:32:02,277 What have we-- Where is the key, my little baby? 346 00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:05,288 - Excuse me. - I think I am touching it. 347 00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:09,315 - Get away from him. - I can feel it. It's very small. 348 00:32:09,393 --> 00:32:13,796 - I'm calling the conductor! - I have it! I got it! 349 00:32:13,864 --> 00:32:17,129 Wait! Wait! Come back! Don't leave me! 350 00:32:22,406 --> 00:32:25,000 Come on! Come on, baby! 351 00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:28,371 Giddyap! 352 00:32:32,483 --> 00:32:36,351 Come on, baby. Just one more mile. 353 00:32:36,420 --> 00:32:38,854 Just one mile. Come on! 354 00:32:40,057 --> 00:32:41,991 Randy? 355 00:32:43,060 --> 00:32:45,221 Hey, honey, how'd you sleep? 356 00:32:53,170 --> 00:32:56,367 - Pass. Pass him. - I can't. We're too big. 357 00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,467 There's Silver City. We're here. Move! 358 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,014 They stopped. 359 00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:09,613 They're moving. Look. 360 00:33:18,996 --> 00:33:20,930 Come on, Dad! Let's go! 361 00:33:23,901 --> 00:33:24,959 I can smell it. 362 00:33:25,035 --> 00:33:28,994 Daisy, Daisy 363 00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:32,531 Give meyouranswertrue 364 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:36,546 Daisy, Daisy 365 00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:46,947 Hey! Hey! Stop the bus! Stop the bus! 366 00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:51,461 - We gotta get off! - Ladies. You know the rules. 367 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,690 We're not crazy, lady. 368 00:33:53,764 --> 00:33:55,664 We should've bought a squirrel. We didn't buy a squirrel. 369 00:33:55,733 --> 00:33:58,361 - That's why we took the rocket car. - We can still win. 370 00:33:58,435 --> 00:34:01,598 Open the door, or I'm gonna crush you like a cockroach in the night. 371 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:04,163 Open the door! Tell him! Tell him! 372 00:34:04,241 --> 00:34:06,175 - Open the door. - Thank you! 373 00:34:35,005 --> 00:34:36,302 It's Pollini. 374 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,602 Enrico Pollini on a train. 375 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:42,770 - He just rolled into the station. - Well, what do you know? 376 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,814 Rip Van Winkle pulled it off. 377 00:34:44,915 --> 00:34:46,974 You gotta love a long shot. 378 00:35:11,508 --> 00:35:14,477 It's here. It's here. 379 00:35:14,578 --> 00:35:17,479 - It's here. - Here he comes. 380 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:19,914 - It's you. - He's holding the key. 381 00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:24,250 And he's going to the locker. 382 00:35:25,889 --> 00:35:29,450 Mr. Pollini, well done, sir. And congratulations. 383 00:35:29,526 --> 00:35:32,723 On behalf of Mr. Donald Sinclair, the Venetian Hotel and Casino-- 384 00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:41,896 Mr. Grisham, is it over? 385 00:35:48,779 --> 00:35:50,713 - Get out of the way! - Open it! 386 00:35:58,122 --> 00:36:00,056 He's sleeping. 387 00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:22,111 Did I win? 388 00:36:23,213 --> 00:36:25,272 Vicky. You let go of this bag... 389 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:28,876 or I swear to God, I'll report you to the escort service. 390 00:36:28,952 --> 00:36:31,477 Mr. Grisham, what's going on? 391 00:36:31,555 --> 00:36:35,389 The hooker-- The hooker-- The hookeris taking the money. 392 00:36:35,459 --> 00:36:39,156 - What hooker? - Vicky. From the hotel. 393 00:36:39,229 --> 00:36:42,926 - Pepto-Bismol? - I told you to wait in the car. 394 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,594 - What the hell is she doing there? - I brought her. 395 00:36:45,669 --> 00:36:49,264 I'm sorry, Mr. Sinclair. She said she liked me. 396 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:52,900 I'm beginning to think she was only interested in the money! 397 00:36:57,614 --> 00:36:59,980 - Come with me. - I'll drive. 398 00:37:14,231 --> 00:37:17,359 So long, suckers! 399 00:37:23,707 --> 00:37:26,676 - The bus! The bus. - You wanna steal a bus? 400 00:37:26,777 --> 00:37:30,042 - Yes, I do. - My God, what have I done? 401 00:37:31,849 --> 00:37:34,443 Help! Somebody help me! 402 00:37:36,854 --> 00:37:38,788 This thing's got a mind of its own. 403 00:37:45,262 --> 00:37:47,730 - Finders keepers, pal. - That's mine. 404 00:37:47,798 --> 00:37:50,062 I see it! I see it! Relax! 405 00:38:03,013 --> 00:38:05,311 It means it's a scratch. Nobody wins. 406 00:38:05,382 --> 00:38:09,148 I'll tell you what it means. We're going into extra innings. 407 00:38:09,219 --> 00:38:12,245 Carla, call the airport. Tell them to get my other Lear ready. 408 00:38:12,322 --> 00:38:15,348 Gordon, stay here and watch the board. Tell us where they're going. 409 00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:19,385 Gentlemen, grab your drinks. We're going to Silver City. 410 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,774 - Is that it? - That's it. 411 00:38:31,842 --> 00:38:34,037 Thank the pilot. Tell him to level off. 412 00:38:35,512 --> 00:38:37,275 Who had Mr. Kimiche? 413 00:38:37,347 --> 00:38:39,650 - It was me. - Well done! 414 00:38:39,783 --> 00:38:42,650 - Congratulations. - Very good. 415 00:38:46,590 --> 00:38:47,522 Keep going! 416 00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:50,650 Come on! 417 00:38:50,727 --> 00:38:53,252 There it is. It's coming down right there. 418 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,705 - Where is it? - There it is. 419 00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:13,579 Go! 420 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:20,078 - Get it! Get it! - Grab that money! 421 00:39:20,157 --> 00:39:22,125 Get it down! 422 00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:42,308 Now, that is one hell of an entrance. 423 00:39:42,379 --> 00:39:44,210 It's Smash Mouth! 424 00:39:45,282 --> 00:39:48,046 What's going on over here? 425 00:39:48,118 --> 00:39:50,143 - What's this? - Money. 426 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:52,381 Jesus, how much is this? 427 00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:54,720 - Two million dollars. - Two-- 428 00:39:54,791 --> 00:39:58,818 Two million-- Two million dollars, everybody! 429 00:40:01,331 --> 00:40:03,458 Two million dollars! 430 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,502 On the bus, we talked about it... 431 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:10,438 and we decide to share all the money. 432 00:40:11,441 --> 00:40:13,568 They're gonna share all the money, everybody! 433 00:40:14,945 --> 00:40:16,435 Oh, man! 434 00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:19,108 Get these guys some jackets. 435 00:40:19,182 --> 00:40:21,616 Get these jack-- Get these jackets over here. 436 00:40:23,287 --> 00:40:26,484 So what's the story, man? Are you guys some kind of organization? 437 00:40:26,557 --> 00:40:30,425 - What's going on? - No, no. We just met this morning. 438 00:40:30,527 --> 00:40:33,496 They just met this morning, everybody! 439 00:40:33,564 --> 00:40:35,054 Oh, my God! 440 00:40:35,165 --> 00:40:38,134 I almost didn't come along, but then I met Tracy and-- 441 00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:40,294 Well, great things happen all at once. 442 00:40:40,370 --> 00:40:43,828 Oh, this is beautiful, baby. This is beautiful. 443 00:40:43,907 --> 00:40:46,205 Great things happen, I don't know. 444 00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:49,278 Feed the earth, baby. Feed the earth. 445 00:40:49,346 --> 00:40:53,339 We're gonna check the tote board now and see where we're at. Okay? 446 00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:56,909 Come on, baby. Let it roll. Come on, baby. 447 00:41:06,597 --> 00:41:07,962 You don't understand. 448 00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:17,969 Excuse me. We work for Feed the Earth. 449 00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:19,872 These are some of our children. 450 00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:28,916 I don't know who you people are or where you came from... 451 00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:32,217 but God bless you. 452 00:41:34,424 --> 00:41:35,356 Tonight... 453 00:41:35,425 --> 00:41:37,985 you've given to these kids... 454 00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:43,192 and their brothers and sisters all over the world more than money. 455 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:46,064 You've given them back their faith... 456 00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:49,537 their faith in the goodness of people. 457 00:41:57,114 --> 00:42:02,313 She said, "You are just like the 12 disciples." 458 00:42:03,987 --> 00:42:05,579 Aw! 459 00:42:08,992 --> 00:42:10,152 Aw! 460 00:42:11,628 --> 00:42:13,255 Thank you. 461 00:43:01,244 --> 00:43:03,178 Forget it. 462 00:43:03,246 --> 00:43:06,044 All these other disciples can do whatever they want with their share. 463 00:43:06,116 --> 00:43:08,243 - But this money goes home with us. - What? 464 00:43:08,318 --> 00:43:11,651 - Period. End of story. - Put the money in the bag, carrot. 465 00:43:16,159 --> 00:43:19,151 You don't know me, man. 466 00:43:19,262 --> 00:43:21,196 Come here. 467 00:43:23,567 --> 00:43:25,501 It's you. 468 00:43:27,537 --> 00:43:29,698 I'm so proud of you. 469 00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:32,799 Giving away all of your money? 470 00:43:44,354 --> 00:43:45,753 Come on. 471 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:57,729 Mama is watching us from heaven right now. 472 00:44:00,237 --> 00:44:02,262 What would she do? 473 00:44:06,109 --> 00:44:09,806 It's for starving children, Duane. 474 00:44:12,015 --> 00:44:13,949 Do it for Mom. 475 00:44:38,975 --> 00:44:41,102 Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. 476 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,578 I'd like to introduce the real star of tonight's show. 477 00:44:43,647 --> 00:44:47,549 None of us would be here tonight if it wasn't for this man. 478 00:44:47,617 --> 00:44:51,053 He is the man with the plan, Mr. Donald Sinclair. 479 00:44:52,122 --> 00:44:53,054 What? 480 00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:55,887 One of the wealthiest men in the world! 481 00:44:57,460 --> 00:45:00,554 - Mr. Donald Sinclair! - You are the man. 482 00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:04,191 Get a camera on him. There you go. Nice shot. There he is. 483 00:45:05,635 --> 00:45:08,866 These men, they didn't have to be here tonight. 484 00:45:08,939 --> 00:45:11,373 No, they could be off kicking back in the Riviera... 485 00:45:11,441 --> 00:45:14,933 or in Vegas blowing their money on some meaningless idiotic bet. 486 00:45:16,813 --> 00:45:18,713 They couldn't do that... 487 00:45:18,782 --> 00:45:21,250 not when there were children going to bed hungry every night. 488 00:45:21,318 --> 00:45:24,185 Isn't that right, fellas? 489 00:45:24,254 --> 00:45:26,188 Whatever. 490 00:45:26,256 --> 00:45:28,884 Mr. Donald Sinclair and his partners... 491 00:45:28,959 --> 00:45:32,156 want you and the millions of people watching at home... 492 00:45:32,262 --> 00:45:35,231 to know they plan to match whatever you raise tonight... 493 00:45:35,298 --> 00:45:37,289 dollar for dollar! 494 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,129 - Dollar for dollar! - Dollar for dollar! 495 00:45:42,472 --> 00:45:44,133 A matching fund, everybody! 496 00:45:44,207 --> 00:45:46,641 Let's hit the phones out there and crank it up... 497 00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:49,508 because we're gonna feed the whole world tonight! 498 00:45:50,881 --> 00:45:53,281 Somebody once told me 499 00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:55,841 The world is gonna roll me 500 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:59,719 I ain't the sharpest toolin the shed 501 00:45:59,789 --> 00:46:02,223 And she was lookin' kind of dumb 502 00:46:02,292 --> 00:46:04,283 With a finger and a thumb 503 00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:09,532 In the shape of an "L" on her forehead 504 00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:12,032 Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' 505 00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:14,366 Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' 506 00:46:14,437 --> 00:46:16,405 Didn't make sense not to live for fun 507 00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:18,941 Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb 508 00:46:19,009 --> 00:46:20,442 So much to do, so much to see 509 00:46:20,543 --> 00:46:23,205 So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets 510 00:46:23,313 --> 00:46:25,144 You'll never know if you don't go 511 00:46:25,215 --> 00:46:27,376 You'll never shine if you don't glow 512 00:46:27,450 --> 00:46:30,112 Hey, now, you're an all-star 513 00:46:30,186 --> 00:46:32,154 Get your game on, go play 514 00:46:32,222 --> 00:46:37,057 Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid 515 00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:40,062 All that glitters is gold 516 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:44,157 Only shooting stars break the mold 517 00:46:45,702 --> 00:46:47,431 It's a cool place and they say it gets colder 518 00:46:47,504 --> 00:46:49,904 You're bundled up now Wait till you get older 519 00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:51,838 But the meteor men beg to differ 520 00:46:51,942 --> 00:46:53,671 Judgin' by the hole in the satellite picture 521 00:46:53,777 --> 00:46:55,938 The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin 522 00:46:56,046 --> 00:46:58,412 The water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim 523 00:46:58,481 --> 00:47:00,779 My world's on fire How about yours 524 00:47:00,850 --> 00:47:03,751 That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored 525 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:07,779 Hey, now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play 526 00:47:07,857 --> 00:47:12,157 Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid 527 00:47:12,228 --> 00:47:15,459 All that glitters is gold 528 00:47:15,532 --> 00:47:21,300 Only shooting stars break the mold 529 00:47:24,507 --> 00:47:26,873 Go to the moon 530 00:47:28,078 --> 00:47:31,138 Go to the moon 531 00:47:32,849 --> 00:47:35,511 Go to the moon 532 00:47:35,585 --> 00:47:39,146 Oh, yeah, go to the moon 533 00:47:39,222 --> 00:47:42,714 Hey, now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play 534 00:47:42,792 --> 00:47:47,286 Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid 535 00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:50,663 All that glitters is gold 536 00:47:50,734 --> 00:47:53,669 Only shooting stars 537 00:47:53,737 --> 00:47:58,367 Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas 538 00:47:58,441 --> 00:48:02,377 I need to get myself away from this place 539 00:48:02,445 --> 00:48:04,003 I said yep, what a concept 540 00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:06,548 I could use a little fuel myself 541 00:48:06,616 --> 00:48:11,315 And we all could use a little change 542 00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:14,050 Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' 543 00:48:14,124 --> 00:48:15,489 Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' 544 00:48:15,558 --> 00:48:17,924 Didn't make sense not to live for fun 545 00:48:17,994 --> 00:48:20,258 Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb 546 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:22,264 So much to do So much to see 547 00:48:22,332 --> 00:48:24,493 So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets 548 00:48:24,567 --> 00:48:26,000 You'll never know if you don't go 549 00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,697 You'll never shine if you don't glow 550 00:48:28,772 --> 00:48:32,503 Hey, now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play 551 00:48:32,609 --> 00:48:37,478 Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid 552 00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:40,482 All that glitters is gold 553 00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:45,714 Only shooting stars break the mold 554 00:48:45,789 --> 00:48:49,350 All that glitters is gold 555 00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:56,355 Only shooting stars break the mold