1 00:00:38,980 --> 00:00:44,259 When the value of the x coordinate is equal to or less than the value of... 2 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 - Yes, Isaac? - What about that problem? 3 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,400 Why? 4 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,500 I just put that up there as a joke. That's probably the hardest geometry equation in the world 5 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:00,200 How much extra credit is it worth? 6 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,779 Well, I've never seen anyone get it right including my mentor, Dr. Leaky at MIT. 7 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,000 I guess if anyone here can solve that problem 8 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,661 I'd see to it that none of you ever have to open another math book again for the rest of your lives. 9 00:01:22,461 --> 00:01:25,546 Max ? You want to try it ? 10 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:31,300 I'm sorry. Did someone say my name? 11 00:02:08,043 --> 00:02:10,254 You got it 12 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:40,100 You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up 13 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:46,161 But I send my kids here. Because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country 14 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,800 Rushmore 15 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:55,670 Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich, and you're going to stay rich 16 00:02:57,713 --> 00:03:00,800 But here's my advice to the rest of you 17 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:07,972 Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs 18 00:03:08,139 --> 00:03:10,000 And take them down 19 00:03:11,141 --> 00:03:17,700 Just remember. They can buy anything. But they can't buy backbone. 20 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:22,600 Don't let them forget that. Thank you. 21 00:03:30,034 --> 00:03:32,620 Are you free for graduation, Herman? Maybe you could give us an encore. 22 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,300 I don't give a shit. 23 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:39,500 I paid for the whole damn natatorium. The least these little pricks can do is hear me out. 24 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Hello, I'm Max Fischer. 25 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:49,135 I just wanted to tell you I strongly agree with your views concerning Rushmore. 26 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Your speech was excellent 27 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,027 This is my chapel partner, Dirk Calloway 28 00:04:10,862 --> 00:04:14,000 I really think you're right about Rushmore. 29 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 - What's his name again? - Max Fisher 30 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,900 He's a sharp little guy 31 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,000 He's one of the worst students we've got 32 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,077 We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation 33 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,500 And what does that entail? 34 00:05:53,177 --> 00:05:57,000 It entails that if you fail another class you are going to be asked to leave Rushmore. 35 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:00,800 - In other words, I'll be expelled. - That's correct 36 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,000 Can I see some documentation? 37 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,600 Too Many extra curricular activities, Max 38 00:06:14,056 --> 00:06:21,600 I don't want to tell you how to do your job But the fact is no matter how hard I try, I still might flunkanother class 39 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:25,370 And if that means I have to stay on for a post-graduate year, then so be it. 40 00:06:25,370 --> 00:06:27,602 We don't offer a post-graduate year. 41 00:06:28,277 --> 00:06:32,100 - We don't offer it yet. - Just bring up the grades 42 00:06:33,857 --> 00:06:36,400 Do you remember how I got into this school? 43 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,000 Yes, you wrote a play 44 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:44,300 That's right. Second grade. A little one act about Watergate 45 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,451 And my mother read it and felt I should go to Rushmore. 46 00:06:47,451 --> 00:06:49,928 You read it and you gave me a scholarship, didn't you ? 47 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,600 - Do you regret it? - No, I don't regret it 48 00:06:56,176 --> 00:06:58,300 But I still might have to expel you 49 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:04,200 Couldn't we just let me float by? For old times' sake? 50 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:07,400 I can't do it, Max. 51 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:13,401 - They want to kick me out - Oh, no. Not again. What are you going to do? 52 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:17,571 The only thing I can do. Try and pull some strings with the administration 53 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:26,800 - Did you hear they're teaching Japanese next year? - That's the rumor 54 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,200 - And they're canceling Latin. - What? 55 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:35,963 I tried to get Latin canceled for five years "It's a dead language", I'd always say 56 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:39,258 Well, I guess they finally heard you. 57 00:07:54,188 --> 00:07:55,300 Excuse me! 58 00:07:56,700 --> 00:08:00,100 Could I see a list of all the people who've checked out this book in the past year? 59 00:08:03,496 --> 00:08:05,000 Look at that 60 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:52,600 I have seen wicked men and fools, a great many of both and I believe they both get paid in the end 61 00:08:53,073 --> 00:08:55,200 But the fools first 62 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:59,300 Chapter fifteen: The Lad with the Silver Button 63 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,300 - Meet me on the corner in 10 minutes - Where are you goin'? 64 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Excellent! That's was Excellent! 65 00:09:30,690 --> 00:09:35,400 I told Mr. Calloway the other day how fortunate we are to have someone like you looking out for Dirk. 66 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:42,800 I'm just trying to impart some of the experiences I've accrued to help him. 67 00:09:43,577 --> 00:09:48,831 This has my number on it 68 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,000 - Hello, Dirk? - Hi, mom! 69 00:09:58,049 --> 00:10:02,844 - How'd the math test go? - What math test? 70 00:10:03,177 --> 00:10:08,200 - No. Did you turn in your paper on the Berlin Airlift? - Yeah, I got an extension. 71 00:10:09,224 --> 00:10:13,100 - So how did it go with Mrs. Calloway? - We shook hands 72 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,000 - Big Deal! - And I gave her my phone number 73 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:20,500 - Buchan said he'd have already banged her by now - What? 74 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,400 That's my best friend's mother he's talking about 75 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,000 I thought that's why you picked Dirk as your chapel partner. 76 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,800 What are you, a lawyer? 77 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,500 It's Max Fisher. - Oh, hi! 78 00:10:39,419 --> 00:10:44,214 ... 79 00:10:49,886 --> 00:10:53,300 What's the secret, Max? - The secret? 80 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,200 Yeah. You seem to have it pretty figured out 81 00:10:56,561 --> 00:10:57,900 I don't know. 82 00:10:59,761 --> 00:11:05,149 I think you just gotta find something you love to do, then do it for the rest of your life 83 00:11:05,983 --> 00:11:08,000 For me, it's going to Rushmore 84 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,400 Did you invite that kid to your party? - Max Fisher? 85 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:30,700 - There's gonna be girls there. I'd rather die - Pull your head out of your ass 86 00:11:34,177 --> 00:11:37,428 Do vidjenja. -Bog, Max. -Vidimo se sutra. 87 00:11:45,853 --> 00:11:48,106 May I see the back, please? 88 00:11:53,985 --> 00:11:56,487 - That's it - Thank, you 89 00:11:59,031 --> 00:12:02,368 I need a signature on this geometry test 90 00:12:06,705 --> 00:12:08,457 I know... 91 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,000 37%. 92 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:15,380 I don't know what to do anymore 93 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:23,805 It could have been worse. You almost got the A 94 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:36,000 Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays 95 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,700 That's possible 96 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:47,100 I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. That's the only thing anybody really cares about. Butit's not my forte, unfortunately. 97 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,400 It'll happen, Max. It's just... 98 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:54,500 You're like one of those clipper ship captains You're married to the sea 99 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,250 Yes, that's true 100 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,100 But I've been out to sea for a long time 101 00:13:07,259 --> 00:13:09,928 Hello? - Hi 102 00:13:19,436 --> 00:13:22,773 - I like your hat - Oh, thank you 103 00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:26,359 You're a teacher here, aren't you? 104 00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:32,240 - And this is your first year at Rushmore - Uh-huh 105 00:13:33,742 --> 00:13:36,700 How long have you been a smoker, if you don't mind me asking? 106 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,800 - How old are you? - 15 107 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:45,044 - Since I was your age - You're kidding 108 00:13:45,335 --> 00:13:49,088 - You should quit - You're right 109 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:54,844 And I should mind my own business 110 00:13:59,056 --> 00:14:03,602 - Where'd you go to school, by the way? - Harvard 111 00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:10,065 Really? That's a coincidence. My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and The Sorbonne.But my safety is Harvard 112 00:14:10,525 --> 00:14:13,525 - That's very ambitious. - Thank you 113 00:14:13,525 --> 00:14:15,153 What do you want to study? 114 00:14:18,072 --> 00:14:23,400 I haven't decided for sure. But probably a double major in Mathematics and Pre-Med 115 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,400 What was your major? 116 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:30,300 I didn't have a major. But my thesis was on Latin American Economic policy 117 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,963 Ah, that's interesting. Did you hear they're not going to teach Latin here anymore? 118 00:14:35,722 --> 00:14:38,176 This was more like Central America 119 00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:41,300 Oh, Central America and whatnot 120 00:14:41,403 --> 00:14:46,765 But moving on, they're gonna cancel Latin. They've got to make room for Japanese 121 00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:51,978 That's a shame because all the Romance Languages are based on Latin 122 00:14:52,146 --> 00:14:56,315 - Yeah, they are - Nihilo sanctum estne? 123 00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:59,000 What's that? That's Latin, isn't it? 124 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,279 What does that mean? 125 00:15:02,445 --> 00:15:05,491 Is nothing sacred? 126 00:15:12,705 --> 00:15:18,336 Sic transit gloria : Glory fades I'm Max Fischer 127 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,721 Sign here, please 128 00:15:38,978 --> 00:15:43,817 In summation, I have only one question : Is Latin dead? 129 00:15:49,739 --> 00:15:53,992 - Radje ti prekini radit' sranja. - Is that Latin? 130 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:07,170 Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like this 131 00:16:09,131 --> 00:16:12,000 What does your dad do, Max 132 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:16,930 He's a neurosurgeon at St. Joseph's Hospital. 133 00:16:17,513 --> 00:16:22,977 Personally, I could never see myself cutting open somebody's brain. But he seems to enjoy it 134 00:16:24,477 --> 00:16:27,856 Oh, no! I got this one 135 00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:32,902 - You were in Vietnam, if I'm not mistaken? - Yeah 136 00:16:33,986 --> 00:16:36,948 - You were in the shit? - Yeah, I was in the shit 137 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:45,600 What's on Sunday? Oh, that's right. The Twin's birthday party 138 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,000 Do you wanna come? 139 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:56,590 I'd love to. Except I've already got previous occupations to attend to. Thanks for the invitation, though 140 00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:03,305 - Come work for me - What do you mean? 141 00:17:03,596 --> 00:17:07,642 I mean, I could use someone like you 142 00:17:08,476 --> 00:17:13,606 I may not be rich, Mr. Blume And my father may only be a doctor But we manage 143 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,897 112th 144 00:17:14,897 --> 00:17:17,200 Excuse me, Mr. Blume Nice talking to you 145 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,800 You're on the team? 146 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,905 I'm an alternate 147 00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:00,000 Miss Cross? 148 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,800 I thought I would just let you know as per our conversation the other day... 149 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:08,000 - Latin? - Right. The Romance Languages. I gave a little speech 150 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,100 - I heard about this - You did? 151 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,048 I understand you made a very convincing argument. 152 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,400 I thought you'd be pleased to hear they're going to continue the Latin program. 153 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:24,515 - I'm very impressed - Thank you very much 154 00:19:26,182 --> 00:19:30,500 - You need an assistant? - Do we get to have assistants around here? 155 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:36,317 I doubt it. I'm on scholarship, though. Academic scholarship. So I get to do odd jobs. 156 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:42,948 - How did you decide to teach at Rushmore? - My husband went here. 157 00:19:44,365 --> 00:19:47,365 I didn't know you were married. 158 00:19:47,365 --> 00:19:51,413 Well, he's dead now. So I'm not actually 159 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:56,293 - When did he die? - Last year 160 00:19:58,546 --> 00:20:02,000 - My mother's dead - I'm sorry to hear that 161 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,884 She died when I was seven. 162 00:20:06,761 --> 00:20:10,430 So we both have dead people in our families. 163 00:20:14,476 --> 00:20:17,145 Now what's going on in here? 164 00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:21,732 These were just born 165 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:26,696 I don't want any alloys. I want steel. 166 00:20:27,195 --> 00:20:30,032 I don't give a rat's ass if he did 167 00:20:32,618 --> 00:20:34,619 Steel, Harry 168 00:20:35,453 --> 00:20:40,580 - You change your mind? You want the job? - No. But I've got an idea. And need some money 169 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:48,900 Rushmore deserves an aquarium. A first class aquarium where scientists can lecture and students canobserve marine life in its natural - 170 00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:51,500 - I don't know. What do you think, Ernie - Aquarium? 171 00:20:51,576 --> 00:20:58,000 - What kind of fish? - Barracudas. Stingrays. Hammerheads. Piranhas... 172 00:20:58,681 --> 00:21:02,400 - Piranhas? Really? - Yes, I'm talking to a guy in South America. 173 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:07,899 - What did Guggenheim say? - Nothing. I thought I should go to you first 174 00:21:08,608 --> 00:21:13,486 Because at this moment I feel our best strategy is to keep a low profile. 175 00:21:13,821 --> 00:21:17,000 The more preparation I can do, the stronger our case will be when we take it to the administration. 176 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:23,500 - How much money do you want? - $35.000 for the initial plans 177 00:21:33,005 --> 00:21:35,841 - I'll give you $2500 - O.K. 178 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,700 - Thank you - You're welcome 179 00:23:04,629 --> 00:23:05,900 Max? 180 00:23:07,256 --> 00:23:10,300 - Can I ask you something? - Sure 181 00:23:10,968 --> 00:23:15,605 Has it ever crossed your mind that you're way too young for me? 182 00:23:20,643 --> 00:23:24,000 It's crossed by mind that you might consider that a possibility, yes. 183 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,315 Not to mention you're a student... 184 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:32,000 I'm not trying to pressure you into anything, Miss Cross. I'm surprised you brought it up so bluntly. 185 00:23:32,446 --> 00:23:34,000 I just want to make sure... 186 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:40,000 - We've become friends, haven't we? - Yes 187 00:23:41,869 --> 00:23:50,000 And the truth is neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationships is going. We can'tpredict the future. 188 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:53,500 - We don't have a relationship, Max - But we're friends 189 00:23:53,500 --> 00:24:00,720 - Yes. And that's all we're going to be - That's what I meant by relationship. You want me to graba dictionary? 190 00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:08,436 - I just want to make sure we understand each other - I understand. You're not attracted to me 191 00:24:09,486 --> 00:24:11,800 C'est la vie. 192 00:24:12,981 --> 00:24:20,362 - Max. You're fifteen. Attraction doesn't enter into it - If you say so 193 00:24:20,655 --> 00:24:23,449 All I'm getting is... 194 00:24:25,450 --> 00:24:29,205 I've never met anyone like you 195 00:24:29,912 --> 00:24:32,833 You can take that for whatever it's worth 196 00:24:34,793 --> 00:24:39,714 I think I can safely say I've never met anyone like you, either 197 00:24:43,342 --> 00:24:45,344 You haven't, have you? 198 00:24:47,929 --> 00:24:50,598 You want to shake hands? 199 00:24:51,058 --> 00:24:55,562 - I'm glad we had this conversation - So am I 200 00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:59,300 I can't wear a wire! They're feeling me up every day! 201 00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:02,360 Oh, Come on. You'll have complete protection 202 00:25:02,651 --> 00:25:06,237 I've heard that one before I got to go put a dime in the meter 203 00:25:06,529 --> 00:25:09,529 Joe, put a dime in the meter for officer Serpico 204 00:25:09,529 --> 00:25:12,285 - If you agree to testify in open court... - No! 205 00:25:12,534 --> 00:25:16,380 - No what? - No, I'm not gonna testify 206 00:25:18,831 --> 00:25:21,375 I expect your gun and badge on my desk 207 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:30,000 Promise me one thing, O'Reilly. You're going to follow this all the way to the end of the line, where Igot to be. 208 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 So help me, God! 209 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:52,571 What happened to the cannoli line? You're supposed to say "Forget about it, Sanchez" 210 00:25:52,862 --> 00:25:55,800 I made a mistake, all right? It doesn't make any difference, anyway 211 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,368 Hey, I'm letting it go. But don't tell me it doesn't matter. Every line matters. 212 00:25:58,701 --> 00:26:02,747 - Get off my back! - Don't fuck with my play! 213 00:26:14,132 --> 00:26:16,718 Max! 214 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:46,369 - I thought the acting tonight was excellent - Thanks. Well, it was better in rehersals 215 00:26:46,702 --> 00:26:49,702 I'll catch up with you later, Dad I've got a dinner to go to 216 00:26:49,702 --> 00:26:52,334 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, cast and crew only 217 00:26:52,874 --> 00:26:56,094 - You need some money? - No, Dad 218 00:27:02,601 --> 00:27:05,303 - Max, that was great! - I'm so glad you could come 219 00:27:05,353 --> 00:27:08,400 I want you to meet a friend of mine Peter Flynn. Max Fischer 220 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:13,059 - Who's this guy? - Peter 221 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,000 I really liked your play It was really cool 222 00:27:18,815 --> 00:27:21,200 What happened to your nose? 223 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,236 I got punched in the place 224 00:27:24,412 --> 00:27:26,000 What's your excuse? 225 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,906 Hey, arthur! 226 00:27:28,215 --> 00:27:30,400 - How you doing? - Nice job 227 00:27:30,451 --> 00:27:34,000 - Am I going to get to meet your dad tonight, Max? - Oh, no. The old man's on call 228 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,000 Mr. Blume, I'd like you to meet Miss Cross and I didn't catch this young gentleman's name 229 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:45,460 - I like your nurse's uniform, guy - These are OR scrubs 230 00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:47,006 OR they? 231 00:27:50,376 --> 00:27:55,110 - Well, they're totally inappropriate for the occasion - Well, I didn't know we were going to dinner 232 00:27:55,114 --> 00:27:58,814 - That's because you weren't invited - Take it easy, Max 233 00:27:58,814 --> 00:28:01,520 You're the one who ordered him a Scotch and soda 234 00:28:02,396 --> 00:28:04,150 What's wrong with that? I can write a hit play 235 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:07,000 Why can't I have a drink when I want myself? 236 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:15,031 - So tell me, Curly. How do you know Miss Cross? - We went to Harvard together 237 00:28:15,449 --> 00:28:18,300 And I wrote a hit play. And directed it So I'm not sweating it, either 238 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 - What do you think you're doing? - I'm getting the check 239 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 No, you're not. Excuse me. 240 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,700 I just wanted to thank you again for accommodating us. 241 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:33,000 We only expected to be a party of three, but somebody invited himself along. I apologize. 242 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,259 - Quite all right - OK 243 00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:40,500 - You're being rude, Max. - No, I'm not 244 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:45,700 I'm just trying to figure out why you brought this gentleman to my play And my dinner, which wasinvitation only 245 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:49,854 - Would you like me to pass you the butter? - Yes, please 246 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:54,192 - What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you? 247 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:58,362 You hurt my feelings This night was important to me 248 00:28:58,595 --> 00:29:02,595 - How did I hurt your feelings? - Oh, my god! 249 00:29:02,595 --> 00:29:05,753 I wrote a hit play 250 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,292 And I'm in love with you 251 00:29:41,985 --> 00:29:45,363 - Hi - Were you hiding over there? 252 00:29:46,247 --> 00:29:49,324 Didn't wanna distrupt class 253 00:29:50,227 --> 00:29:54,662 - What's that you're painting? - That's a jelly fish 254 00:29:56,247 --> 00:30:00,000 - What can I do for you, Mr. Blume? - Max wants to talk to you 255 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,000 - What for? - To apologize, I think 256 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,049 We should talk over here 257 00:30:09,017 --> 00:30:12,429 - He sent you here? - Yeah 258 00:30:12,887 --> 00:30:17,058 - Are you his messenger? - No. I'm his friend 259 00:30:18,684 --> 00:30:23,523 You were right I shouldn't have allow him to drink 260 00:30:25,148 --> 00:30:31,153 I don't think I should see Max anymore - He's not going to like the sound of that 261 00:30:31,405 --> 00:30:36,743 I know. But I think I let him get too attached 262 00:30:37,868 --> 00:30:42,663 - What do you think? - Oh, I think you your did the best 263 00:30:46,876 --> 00:30:48,500 Tell him I'm sorry 264 00:30:58,471 --> 00:31:01,140 What's your first name? 265 00:31:01,932 --> 00:31:06,353 - Rosemary. What's yours? - Herman 266 00:31:11,416 --> 00:31:13,200 He wrote you a letter. 267 00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:20,407 Dear Miss Cross, I would like to take this opportunity to formly apologize for the events of night of the23th 268 00:31:20,657 --> 00:31:22,450 I am not accustomed to drinking alcohol. 269 00:31:22,450 --> 00:31:26,500 Please do me the service of coming to the unveiling of a new venture I have undertaken 270 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,789 I hope you will attend, if possible. 271 00:31:30,082 --> 00:31:33,400 I remain your friend, Max Fisher. 272 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,200 - Cut the music 273 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,100 - What time is it? - 1:15 274 00:31:48,821 --> 00:31:51,000 - Did you see her? - She's not here 275 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,600 Go check the classroom 276 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:55,400 - Should we go ahead and take care of this tree? - Let's wait a few minutes 277 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,107 - What's going on here, Maxie? - Beck, good to see you 278 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:02,236 This is where they're building the new aquarium I'm in charge of the committee, if you can believe it 279 00:32:02,403 --> 00:32:08,575 - This is the baseball diamond - I believe it's being relocated a few feet over 280 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,452 Is it true the aquarium will have piranhas? 281 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:14,538 - Where'd you hear that? - My source indicated that it was a possibility 282 00:32:15,331 --> 00:32:19,000 - Yes, it's true but promises are very tricky - Max 283 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,700 - Bad news - What's the story? 284 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:25,200 - She has a substitute teacher today - Why? 285 00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:29,000 - I guess she got sick - You know she's not sick. Give me the phone 286 00:32:32,930 --> 00:32:35,974 Janet! Max Fischer. Is Blume there? 287 00:32:36,641 --> 00:32:40,436 Oh, where is he? Goddammit, he's supposed to be here 288 00:32:41,730 --> 00:32:46,483 I don't give a shit about barracudas But fuck it. I'm building it anyway 289 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,446 Max! 290 00:32:54,282 --> 00:32:57,000 - Hello, Dr. Guggenheim! - What do you think you're doing? 291 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,204 - We're having a fund-raiser for... - Turn that damn thing off 292 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,747 Tell me this isn't happening. 293 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:05,000 I'd rather not have this conversation in front of the crew. 294 00:33:34,084 --> 00:33:36,184 We have a new student with us today. 295 00:33:36,184 --> 00:33:41,900 His name's Max Fischer and he's actually asked to say a few words to the class. 296 00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:47,613 - Max? You want to take it away? - Sure. Thanks very much 297 00:33:49,874 --> 00:33:52,000 I just wanted to introduce myself 298 00:33:57,589 --> 00:34:05,513 I'm Max Fischer. I'm a former student of Rushmore Academy, which I recently got expelled from 299 00:34:07,223 --> 00:34:12,686 This is my first time in a public school. And I know you probably think I was born with a silverspoonin my mouth 300 00:34:13,062 --> 00:34:22,028 But I'm no elitist. I think you've got some great facilities and I'm really looking forward to making thebest of it over here at Grover Cleveland. 301 00:34:22,195 --> 00:34:29,118 One footnote: I noticed you don't have a fencing team. I'm going to start one up. Let me know if you'dlike to join 302 00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:36,750 - Max? - Yes? 303 00:34:37,124 --> 00:34:41,670 Hi. I'm Margaret Yang. I'm in Mrs. Whitney's class. I just wanted to tell you I liked your speech 304 00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:46,900 I don't think I've ever heard of anyone asking to give a speech in class before 305 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,718 How unfortunate! 306 00:34:49,302 --> 00:34:53,847 The silver spoon remark might rub some people the wrong way But I think I know how you meant it 307 00:34:54,557 --> 00:34:57,978 Do you know it? I gotta go to class right here 308 00:35:14,866 --> 00:35:18,369 Janet, Max Fischer. Is he in? 309 00:35:25,752 --> 00:35:28,000 - Hey, Max. How's it going? - Terrible 310 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,588 Tell me something. When you talk to Miss Cross the other day... 311 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,543 - Excuse me. Do you have a telephone pass? - One second 312 00:35:35,543 --> 00:35:39,598 I got to tell you. I don't know what you see in her. I don't think she's right for you. 313 00:35:39,889 --> 00:35:42,475 What's that supposed to mean? 314 00:35:43,718 --> 00:35:48,714 I mean, she's not that beautiful. She's not that intriguing 315 00:35:49,556 --> 00:35:53,556 She has something you can put your finger on. But... 316 00:35:53,556 --> 00:35:56,862 Look, Mr. Blume. Your comments are valuable. But let's get to the point 317 00:35:57,238 --> 00:36:01,368 - Will she see me again? Yes or no? - No 318 00:36:01,825 --> 00:36:04,078 I'm talking on the telephone 319 00:36:05,871 --> 00:36:09,081 Oh, Come on. That's rude. 320 00:36:25,222 --> 00:36:26,600 Hey, Fisher! 321 00:36:27,683 --> 00:36:30,143 You better beat it, sunnie 322 00:36:30,435 --> 00:36:37,500 You know, Fischer. I've been watching you. Showboat, always talking, picking a kid like Dirk - 323 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,526 - because his mother's a great piece and then getting nowhere 324 00:36:40,944 --> 00:36:46,115 Like everything you do. Big show. No results. 325 00:36:46,332 --> 00:36:51,000 What do you call getting a hand job from Mrs. Calloway in her Jaguar? 326 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,796 A fucking lie? 327 00:36:53,413 --> 00:36:59,000 You think I got kicked out for just the aquarium? Nah. It was the hand job. 328 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,000 You wanna know something else? It was worth it 329 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:12,056 I'm sorry I embarrassed you at dinner And please apologize to what's his name for me 330 00:37:12,347 --> 00:37:18,811 - I will. Are you OK? - I'm fine. But I miss Rushmore. 331 00:37:20,354 --> 00:37:25,234 I miss the seasons. And watching the leaves change 332 00:37:25,858 --> 00:37:32,490 By the way, what time does the library close? I got an overdue book to turn in 333 00:37:38,829 --> 00:37:40,832 That's your handwriting, isn't it? 334 00:37:42,373 --> 00:37:46,100 My husband gave me this book when he came to visit to me when I was 13 335 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:50,300 And he went to Rushmore. So when he died I gave it to the library here 336 00:37:52,550 --> 00:37:58,597 - You remind me of him, you know? - I do? How? 337 00:38:02,934 --> 00:38:09,000 - You remember you were in the Rushmore Beekeepers? - Yeah. I was President of them 338 00:38:09,733 --> 00:38:11,535 He founded that club 339 00:38:19,073 --> 00:38:25,900 - Do you think we can be friends again, Miss Cross? In a strictly platonic way? - Of course, I do 340 00:38:26,747 --> 00:38:30,541 Do you think you can make a go of it and settle down at Grover Cleveland? 341 00:38:31,461 --> 00:38:33,462 Yeah. But I need a tutor 342 00:39:52,365 --> 00:39:53,546 OK! What else do we got? 343 00:39:58,789 --> 00:40:00,200 - Hi, Max - Hello 344 00:40:03,675 --> 00:40:06,300 - What was your name again? - Margaret Yang 345 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:09,880 - What are you doing seventh period, Margaret Yang? - I have guitar lessons 346 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,700 - Classical guitar or? - Rock 347 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,753 That's good. We can get out of it then 348 00:40:19,849 --> 00:40:23,269 Put Margaret down for 3:30 in the auditorium, Woody. 349 00:40:24,602 --> 00:40:26,000 And bring a headshot, please 350 00:40:38,615 --> 00:40:42,000 - Hello, Herman. - How are you, Rosemary? 351 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,498 Fine, thanks. I just got home and I'm having a little snack 352 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,419 Having some carrots? 353 00:40:53,713 --> 00:40:59,651 - Nice house! - Yeah, it isn't mine. I'm just sort of housesitting 354 00:41:04,054 --> 00:41:06,700 Were you in the neighborhood? 355 00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:12,000 Didn't Max have something planned for us today? A trip to the museum or something? 356 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:15,700 I don't think so. I think he's rehearsing tonight 357 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:18,800 Oh. That's right. His new play 358 00:41:19,527 --> 00:41:24,865 - He's really making a go of it over at Grover Cleveland - Yeah. He's doing very well, isn't he? 359 00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:29,911 You want a carrot? 360 00:41:30,912 --> 00:41:32,830 Yeah. I'll have one of those 361 00:41:47,052 --> 00:41:49,721 I'll probably be seeing you soon 362 00:41:53,015 --> 00:41:56,569 Or we could go for a walk, if you like 363 00:42:06,819 --> 00:42:10,574 - Sure - Well, this is nice, isn't it? 364 00:42:12,074 --> 00:42:16,411 Kind of brisk. I'll just get a sweater. I'll be back in a minute 365 00:42:49,690 --> 00:42:53,570 - Dirk? - I know about you and the teacher 366 00:43:04,412 --> 00:43:11,544 - Does Max know? - No. And I don't want him to know. I just want it to stop. Right now 367 00:43:12,045 --> 00:43:16,715 You're a married man, Blume. And you're supposed to be his friend 368 00:43:17,050 --> 00:43:23,263 - Look, Dirk. I am his friend - Oh, yeah. And with friends like you, who needs friends? 369 00:43:36,109 --> 00:43:38,235 Unlock it! 370 00:43:42,406 --> 00:43:44,781 Little Calloway! 371 00:43:50,288 --> 00:43:54,290 You're standing up for the wrong guy. Fischer ain't your mate 372 00:43:54,342 --> 00:44:00,500 - What are you talking about, Buchan? - He thinks your mum's good for a bonk That's why hepicked you as his chapel partner 373 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,200 - Who sold you that crock? - He told me himself 374 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:13,516 - He says she gave him a hand job in the backseat of her bloody Jaguar - Max never said that 375 00:44:13,516 --> 00:44:21,524 Yeah. I suppose you're right. After all, the son of a brain doctor doesn't need to impress anybody, doeshe? 376 00:44:23,108 --> 00:44:28,237 - The killing has got to stop, esse It's getting too loco. No more gats - Nigger, you're the crazy one 377 00:44:28,572 --> 00:44:31,616 People will be trying to kill you. Are you talking about getting rid of your gun? 378 00:44:33,702 --> 00:44:37,247 - It's time, homey - Kiss me, Little One 379 00:44:37,705 --> 00:44:42,375 Then he kisses her and we're out. OK Is that for me? 380 00:44:42,426 --> 00:44:47,756 Dear Max, I'm sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with MissCross. 381 00:44:48,297 --> 00:44:53,100 My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching in front of her house then I knew for sure whenthey went skinny dipping 382 00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:59,516 in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other hand jobs while you were taking a nap on the frontporch 383 00:44:59,765 --> 00:45:09,584 Why am I telling you this now? Because you're such a good friend Take care, pal. Fondly, DirkCalloway 384 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,159 - How was she, Herman? - Jesus Christ! 385 00:45:20,202 --> 00:45:24,204 Was she good? I bet she was. Although I wouldn't know 'cause I never screwed her 386 00:45:27,374 --> 00:45:31,000 Going skinny-dipping while I took a nap. "Are you comfortable, Max?" 387 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:37,499 - "I'll just be out back nude getting hand jobs from the woman you love" - We never went skippingdipping 388 00:45:37,592 --> 00:45:44,308 Sure, you didn't. And next you're going to tell me you didn't just walk out of her house at twoo'clock in the morning 389 00:45:47,559 --> 00:45:49,563 I'm in love with her 390 00:45:52,231 --> 00:45:55,224 Well, I was in love with her first 391 00:45:56,525 --> 00:46:04,824 And all that crap about "I don't think she's that great" "I don't think she's right for you, Max" Thatwas all bullshit, wasn't it? 392 00:46:07,494 --> 00:46:13,800 - Do you think she's in love with you? - I don't know 393 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,221 Well, I guarantee you she's not And she never will be 394 00:46:19,796 --> 00:46:21,673 Max! 395 00:46:25,092 --> 00:46:27,429 I saved Latin! 396 00:46:30,222 --> 00:46:33,224 What'd you ever do? 397 00:46:35,269 --> 00:46:40,082 On the planet I'm from the sun only comes out once a year 398 00:46:41,857 --> 00:46:44,300 - That is why my skin... - Excuse me! 399 00:46:44,857 --> 00:46:47,779 I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life 400 00:46:52,993 --> 00:46:55,000 Max, what are you doing? 401 00:47:11,592 --> 00:47:15,763 Hello? Mrs. Blume? This is Max Fisher I have some information regarding your husband 402 00:47:25,814 --> 00:47:28,275 Thank you for meeting me 403 00:47:29,066 --> 00:47:31,152 You're welcome 404 00:47:32,569 --> 00:47:35,030 Would you like a sandwich? 405 00:47:36,449 --> 00:47:38,785 All right 406 00:47:40,911 --> 00:47:48,032 - I have a tuna, peanut butter and jelly I'm sorry it's not something more exotic - I'll take the tunafish 407 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:54,965 Get to the point 408 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:16,651 - And how long will you be staying with us, Mr. Blume? - Indefinitely. I'm being sued for a divorce 409 00:48:17,402 --> 00:48:19,000 Shortie! 410 00:48:20,071 --> 00:48:25,409 - So can you tell me where the pool's located? I might want to take a dip after I have the dinner -It's on the roof, sir 411 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:10,975 5'3", a hundred and twleve pounds, black hair, glasses... 412 00:51:28,698 --> 00:51:31,575 Thanks for bailing me out, Dad Can you drop me off at Rushmore? I got to go settle a score 413 00:51:31,742 --> 00:51:33,995 You think that's wise, Max? 414 00:51:46,157 --> 00:51:51,344 - What are you doing? What are you doing? - Private property! You're trespassing! 415 00:51:54,764 --> 00:51:57,015 Wait a minute! Stop! 416 00:51:58,017 --> 00:52:01,604 Let's have a truce for a second Truce! Truce! 417 00:52:12,238 --> 00:52:15,031 What's this all about? 418 00:52:15,907 --> 00:52:20,494 Did you say my mother gave you a hand job? Did you say it? 419 00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:26,333 Who told you that goddamn lie? Never mind. I know who said that 420 00:52:26,460 --> 00:52:31,000 - And I'm going to stick a knife in his heart And I'm going to send him back to Ireland in abodybag - He's from Scotland 421 00:52:31,030 --> 00:52:39,000 Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today I'm going to pop a cap in hisass 422 00:52:41,305 --> 00:52:44,100 So you received the package? 423 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:50,606 Good. I just wanted to inform you about what's going on 424 00:52:52,732 --> 00:52:59,114 - I never took you for an informer, Max - What's that suppose to mean? 425 00:53:04,452 --> 00:53:09,831 She resigned this morning Before I even got your little snapshots So your latest attempt at sabotagehas backfired 426 00:53:10,081 --> 00:53:14,293 - But she's one of the best teachers you've got How could you let her go? - Why are you trying toget her fired? 427 00:53:14,543 --> 00:53:17,588 You stupid old fool! I'm trying to win her back! 428 00:53:34,879 --> 00:53:36,679 Miss Cross? 429 00:53:36,679 --> 00:53:38,147 Hi, Max 430 00:53:44,028 --> 00:53:47,490 - You need any help? - No. I have it. Damn it! 431 00:53:48,365 --> 00:53:52,495 - Here. Let me see - No. Please, I don't think you should come in here 432 00:53:54,288 --> 00:53:58,332 Look. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings 433 00:53:58,340 --> 00:54:02,869 I'm sorry I love your friend instead of you But... Please, Max 434 00:54:03,462 --> 00:54:07,716 - You honestly believe you love Blume instead of me? - Yes 435 00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:10,844 You'll forgive me if I won't take your word for that 436 00:54:11,177 --> 00:54:14,514 If you don't stop, I'm going to lose it I mean it! 437 00:54:16,099 --> 00:54:17,342 It's too late 438 00:54:22,188 --> 00:54:24,272 Wait, please 439 00:54:30,111 --> 00:54:33,100 - I got kicked out because of you! - You got kicked out because... 440 00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:39,077 - Rushmore was my life. Now you are! - No, I'm not 441 00:54:40,529 --> 00:54:45,892 What do you really think is going to happen between us? You think we're going to have sex? 442 00:54:50,171 --> 00:54:54,841 That's kind of a cheap way to put it, don't you think? - Not if you've never fucked before, it isn't 443 00:54:58,012 --> 00:54:59,700 Oh, my God 444 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:06,100 How would you describe it to your friends? Would you say that you fingered me? 445 00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:09,563 Or maybe I could give you a hand job Would that put an end to all of this? 446 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,700 Please. Get out of my classroom 447 00:55:23,784 --> 00:55:27,000 - Fischer, ya spotty fucker! - Hey, Magnus 448 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,600 Got any hand jobs lately? 449 00:55:36,712 --> 00:55:42,635 Hey, Dirk! Look who's here. Your stepfather! Waitin' for your mum so he can get a piece 450 00:55:44,511 --> 00:55:48,557 Your mind is as warped as your ear, Buchan 451 00:55:52,060 --> 00:55:54,228 Don't get nasty, brother 452 00:56:12,912 --> 00:56:16,464 We got him, Dirk. We got him 453 00:56:33,139 --> 00:56:35,483 Max? 454 00:56:36,808 --> 00:56:38,651 Hi, Mr. Blume 455 00:56:42,229 --> 00:56:45,023 You wanted to meet? 456 00:56:45,399 --> 00:56:51,700 - When? - Right now. You said you wanted to put an end to this 457 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:58,411 Oh. Yeah. I was going to try and have that tree over there fall on you 458 00:56:58,911 --> 00:57:04,542 That big one? That would have flat me like pancake 459 00:57:05,151 --> 00:57:11,756 - What stopped you? - What's the point? She loves you 460 00:57:26,478 --> 00:57:33,000 - She's my Rushmore, Max - Yeah, I know. She was mine, too 461 00:59:55,861 --> 00:59:59,032 - Good night, Stan. Merry Christmas! - See you next time 462 01:00:06,537 --> 01:00:10,124 It's been nice having your company here at the shop, Max 463 01:00:10,583 --> 01:00:15,295 Have you put anymore thought into giving school another shot? 464 01:00:17,506 --> 01:00:24,463 Max, I like being a barber. I'm good at it But I always thought you'd try another line of work 465 01:00:25,263 --> 01:00:30,809 - You talked about being a senator or a diplomat - Pipe dreams, dad 466 01:00:31,935 --> 01:00:34,814 I'm a barber's son 467 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,600 See you at dinner 468 01:01:01,670 --> 01:01:04,214 - Hello, Dirk -Hi, Max 469 01:01:04,698 --> 01:01:10,000 - What can I do for you? - I thought I might get a haircut - We are closed 470 01:01:10,804 --> 01:01:16,267 Well, I just wanted to tell you I'm sorry I threw rocks at you the other day But I guess I should gonow 471 01:01:25,401 --> 01:01:27,401 Merry Christmas 472 01:01:28,153 --> 01:01:30,072 What in the hell is that? 473 01:01:47,462 --> 01:01:53,591 - So did you heard the news? - I doubt it. I don't really follow the news anymore 474 01:01:54,302 --> 01:02:00,180 - Dr. Guggenheim had a stroke - I'll send him a box of candy 475 01:02:00,723 --> 01:02:03,184 Maybe you ought to go visit him 476 01:02:12,317 --> 01:02:16,864 - Mrs. Guggenheim? - Hello, Max. Come in 477 01:02:21,368 --> 01:02:25,079 It's so good to see you 478 01:02:26,581 --> 01:02:31,126 These are glorious Let me put them in some water. Have a sit 479 01:02:32,002 --> 01:02:37,132 - Should I say hello to Dr. Guggenheim? Or can he not hear me? -No, he can hear you 480 01:02:44,679 --> 01:02:48,049 Hello, old timer. It's Max Fischer 481 01:02:51,186 --> 01:02:56,856 - You probably can hear me because I don't know if your brain is damaged so... - What do you want? 482 01:03:00,986 --> 01:03:03,000 Nelson? 483 01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:12,288 - It's the first thing he said in 10 days 484 01:03:13,831 --> 01:03:19,003 - Do you think he recognized me? - No, I don't think so 485 01:03:41,313 --> 01:03:43,189 Hey, amigo 486 01:03:46,177 --> 01:03:48,100 So who gave you the shiner? 487 01:03:49,447 --> 01:03:54,450 Either Ronny or Donny. But I can't tell the difference anymore 488 01:03:55,744 --> 01:03:58,954 Whichever one it was, it clocked you 489 01:04:00,039 --> 01:04:05,835 - Kids don't like their parents to get divorced - I don't blame 'em - Neither do I 490 01:04:21,058 --> 01:04:25,000 - How is she? - I really don't know 491 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,822 - Why not? - I don't see her in 6 weeks 492 01:04:28,898 --> 01:04:31,276 What happened? 493 01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:34,000 She left? 494 01:04:35,195 --> 01:04:40,000 - She's in love with the dead guy, anyway - Edward Appleby 495 01:04:45,289 --> 01:04:48,623 She's fucked up 496 01:04:53,129 --> 01:04:56,172 - Adios, amigo - Hey, you ok? 497 01:04:59,174 --> 01:05:02,053 I'm a little bit lonely these days 498 01:05:33,664 --> 01:05:35,207 Max? 499 01:05:36,583 --> 01:05:38,961 What are you doing here? 500 01:05:40,128 --> 01:05:44,507 - I don't know. Jesus! They came at me out of no where. It was so sudden - What? 501 01:05:45,551 --> 01:05:48,971 I'm sorry. Can I use your phone? I just got hit by a car 502 01:05:49,304 --> 01:05:51,723 Oh, my God. Are you OK? 503 01:05:52,765 --> 01:05:55,684 - What did you say? - Come inside 504 01:06:07,903 --> 01:06:13,074 - So this is where it all happens? - Oh, what happens? - I wouldn't know 505 01:06:13,283 --> 01:06:18,997 - So why'd you dump Blume? - That's none of your business 506 01:06:19,748 --> 01:06:24,210 I know it's not. But I was just hit by a car I'm a little confused right now 507 01:06:24,326 --> 01:06:29,298 - I mean. I thought you dumped me for Blume - I never dumped you because we were never going out 508 01:06:29,548 --> 01:06:33,425 Because it would help me if you would talk to me for a minute. And tell me what happened 509 01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:49,233 Well. A: He's a married man B: He hates himself 510 01:06:49,774 --> 01:06:57,264 - And C: He smashed your bicycle, didn't he? - My previous bicycle. Yes 511 01:06:57,656 --> 01:07:02,411 - Well, what sort of person does something like that? - I don't know 512 01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:07,700 War does funny things to men 513 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:12,921 He thinks you dumped him because of Edward Appleby 514 01:07:14,462 --> 01:07:17,048 What does that mean? 515 01:07:18,134 --> 01:07:20,803 Well, I mean. You live in this room 516 01:07:21,136 --> 01:07:24,389 With all his stuff. It's kind of... 517 01:07:25,722 --> 01:07:29,602 - I was married to him - I know you 518 01:07:31,187 --> 01:07:41,700 I will say Edward has more spark and character and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blumehas in his entire body 519 01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:45,558 One dead fingernail 520 01:07:50,371 --> 01:07:53,881 Right. One dead fingernail 521 01:07:59,002 --> 01:08:01,338 How'd he die by the way? 522 01:08:02,214 --> 01:08:04,966 He drowned 523 01:08:05,343 --> 01:08:09,387 - How'd your mother die? - She got cancer 524 01:08:15,392 --> 01:08:17,645 Hold still for a minute, ok? 525 01:08:24,984 --> 01:08:29,155 - You're very pretty - Thank you 526 01:08:50,841 --> 01:08:53,210 Is this fake blood? 527 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,515 Yes, it is 528 01:09:00,184 --> 01:09:06,855 You know, you and Herman deserve each other You both are little children 529 01:09:08,274 --> 01:09:10,566 Let me show you to the door 530 01:09:27,915 --> 01:09:31,545 - Goodbye, Miss Cross - Goodbye, Max 531 01:09:51,395 --> 01:09:56,775 Hey, I have a, I'm sorry about what I said about your mom giving me a handjob 532 01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:05,241 I know, Max. Sorry I didn't take your hand when Buchan kicked your ass 533 01:10:05,867 --> 01:10:08,328 Hey, it's ok 534 01:10:13,749 --> 01:10:15,834 What's that? 535 01:10:18,211 --> 01:10:20,589 I don't know 536 01:10:35,059 --> 01:10:37,728 Nice landing 537 01:10:40,815 --> 01:10:44,944 What's that you got there? A flight plan or something? 538 01:10:46,278 --> 01:10:51,449 - Do you know Dirk Calloway? - I don't think so - Dirk, this is Margaret Yang 539 01:10:59,791 --> 01:11:05,753 I heard about your science fair project on Action 13 They said the Navy was going to buy it from you 540 01:11:05,753 --> 01:11:08,653 - No, not anymore - Why not? 541 01:11:08,653 --> 01:11:11,008 - Because it was fake - What do you mean? 542 01:11:11,592 --> 01:11:17,639 - I faked all the results - Why? - Because it didn't work. I thought it would but it didn't 543 01:11:25,438 --> 01:11:28,733 You were a real jerk to me. You know that? 544 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,819 Sorry, Margaret 545 01:11:33,863 --> 01:11:37,782 Well. Anyway. Nice to see you 546 01:11:57,842 --> 01:12:00,761 Can I take over for a while? 547 01:13:20,667 --> 01:13:24,544 - Thanks for meeting me, Mr. Blume - What can I do for you? 548 01:13:28,299 --> 01:13:30,000 What's this? 549 01:13:34,513 --> 01:13:40,601 That's the Perfect Attendance awards and the Punctuality Award. I got those at Rushmore 550 01:13:40,893 --> 01:13:46,857 I thought you could choose which one you like more and you could wear that one and I could wear theother 551 01:13:49,858 --> 01:13:52,195 I'll take punctuality 552 01:13:55,072 --> 01:13:57,116 Come here 553 01:14:06,082 --> 01:14:08,834 - Thank you - Come on inside 554 01:14:13,631 --> 01:14:16,300 Well, Well. Well... Look what the cat dragged in 555 01:14:17,927 --> 01:14:20,053 - Sorry, I'm late - That's OK 556 01:14:21,597 --> 01:14:26,767 I want you to meet somebody Mr. Blume, this is my father, Bert Fischer 557 01:14:30,396 --> 01:14:35,066 Nice to meet you, Mr. Fischer Mr. Fischer was my father's name. Call me Bert 558 01:14:36,776 --> 01:14:42,740 So Max tells me you need a haircut I want to you sit down 559 01:14:52,374 --> 01:15:00,000 - I don't know, Bert - Don't worry, Mr. Blume. It's a painless procedure Maybe we throw in a shaveas well 560 01:15:02,966 --> 01:15:07,395 Are you fine with that mustache? Do you wanna keep it for a while? 561 01:15:10,765 --> 01:15:13,000 - How much are you worth, by the way? - I don't know 562 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,144 - Over ten million? - Yeah, I guess so 563 01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:19,107 - Good, good - Why? - Cause we're going to need all of it 564 01:16:29,294 --> 01:16:31,337 She's not coming, is she? 565 01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:36,217 It doesn't look good 566 01:16:37,217 --> 01:16:39,970 Ah, shit! What am I doing here? 567 01:16:41,513 --> 01:16:46,393 How the hell did you ever get so rich? You're a quitter, man! 568 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:50,437 I paid eight million dollars 569 01:16:52,524 --> 01:16:55,000 And that's all you're prepared to spend? 570 01:17:04,283 --> 01:17:07,283 I'm sorry you couldn't make it to the little ground-breaking the other day 571 01:17:07,283 --> 01:17:10,839 It's kind of a shame, since he's building it for you 572 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:16,752 I never asked anybody to build me an aquarium 573 01:17:17,129 --> 01:17:21,216 - I'm not sure how that rumor got started - Me, neither 574 01:17:22,900 --> 01:17:29,723 - You think Edward Appleby would've built you one? - Yeah. He probably would've if he had the money 575 01:17:30,099 --> 01:17:35,645 That's what I thought. Blume's got a little more spark and vitality than you expected, doesn't he? 576 01:17:35,895 --> 01:17:40,900 - But the aquarium was your idea - Well, I gave it to my friend 577 01:17:42,942 --> 01:17:45,942 - Fifteen sticks? - Yes, please 578 01:17:45,942 --> 01:17:49,782 Could you make the order out to Ready Demolition? 579 01:17:52,661 --> 01:17:54,496 Thank you very much 580 01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:01,585 Make sure these don't get wet 581 01:18:03,878 --> 01:18:07,900 - I'll see you at 3:15 - Where you going? - Rushmore 582 01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:10,135 I got one last piece of unfinished business to attend to 583 01:18:27,149 --> 01:18:30,600 - Fisher, ya fuck! - Hello, Magnus 584 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:34,782 I'd have shot you in the other ear, but it got blown off a long time ago 585 01:18:35,115 --> 01:18:40,453 - Besides now we're even - Not for long, kemosabe 586 01:18:41,788 --> 01:18:46,292 - I got a proposition for you - Will you stick it up your mother's arse, ya little prick? 587 01:18:47,459 --> 01:18:53,381 I've got to hand it to you, Magnus. You've got a way with words. You want to be in a play? 588 01:18:56,551 --> 01:19:00,463 What's all this shite? - Nothiong 589 01:19:02,765 --> 01:19:06,019 I think you're right for the part 590 01:19:22,074 --> 01:19:27,453 - I always wanted to be in one of your frickin' plays - I know you did, mate 591 01:19:40,715 --> 01:19:43,968 It's gonna be exciting. My son, Max wrote it 592 01:19:44,260 --> 01:19:46,931 I gotta go to hospital 593 01:19:49,891 --> 01:19:53,978 - My kid's gonna burn this place down - You'd better believe it 594 01:19:55,145 --> 01:19:58,649 Klinci ce razvaliti dvoranu. -l hoce. 595 01:20:11,201 --> 01:20:14,038 Turn it, turm it. That's it 596 01:20:24,213 --> 01:20:26,590 Hi, Herman 597 01:20:30,135 --> 01:20:32,596 Looks like Max pulled a fast one on us 598 01:20:43,313 --> 01:20:47,983 I don't usually do this, but this play means a lot to me 599 01:20:48,235 --> 01:20:54,457 And I wanted to make a dedication So I'll just say that this play is dedicated to the memory of mymother, Eloise Fischer 600 01:20:56,492 --> 01:20:59,100 And to Edward Appleby. A friend of a friend 601 01:21:00,912 --> 01:21:08,793 Also you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs underneath your seats. Please feel free touse them. Thank you very much 602 01:21:55,545 --> 01:21:57,463 Let's rock, Esposito! Let's rock! 603 01:22:40,670 --> 01:22:42,754 I'm OK! Go, go, go, go! 604 01:22:43,255 --> 01:22:47,884 - Take it easy, Dirk - How much time we got, Wood? 605 01:22:48,175 --> 01:22:52,571 - Bring me some more ketchup very quickly, please - This is gonna look stupid - No, it's not. It'sgonna look real 606 01:23:10,821 --> 01:23:15,618 - Thank you - You're welcome. Hold this one, too. OK? 607 01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:24,542 So what do you think of Max's latest opus? 608 01:23:24,708 --> 01:23:26,626 It's good 609 01:23:30,004 --> 01:23:33,216 It's got a happy ending 610 01:23:50,690 --> 01:23:57,530 - Adios, Esposito - Adios, Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy 611 01:23:59,282 --> 01:24:02,242 Semper fi(Good luck), soldier Semper fi 612 01:24:03,451 --> 01:24:09,999 Sic transit gloria Maybe we'll meet someday when the fighting stops 613 01:24:13,835 --> 01:24:15,797 Tag 'em and bag 'em, cherries! We're moving out! 614 01:24:32,018 --> 01:24:34,230 Hello, Esposito 615 01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:43,570 - Will you marry me, Le-Chahn? - You bet I will 616 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:19,300 - Did Max send you an invitation? - Yeah. And he told me to wear a tie 617 01:25:20,979 --> 01:25:24,482 - Congratulations, Max. - Thanks you very much, Mrs. Yang 618 01:25:25,025 --> 01:25:29,000 I wrote a different version of the play two years ago 619 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:32,782 - But I couldn't get it done over at Rushmore - Oh, really? why? 620 01:25:33,032 --> 01:25:37,785 - No. A kid got his finger blown off during rehearsals - A very good evening to you, Fishers 621 01:25:38,578 --> 01:25:42,332 Miss Cross, I'd like you to meet my father, Bert Fischer. He's a barber 622 01:25:42,582 --> 01:25:47,086 - This is my friend Rosemary Cross - Hello, Rosemary 623 01:25:47,377 --> 01:25:53,718 And, of course, you know Mr. Blume I'd also like everyone to meet Mr. and Mrs. Yang And this isMargaret 624 01:25:56,386 --> 01:26:00,306 I'm surprised they let him build a real campfire onstage It's clearly a safety hazard 625 01:26:00,557 --> 01:26:05,519 - Last year he tried to raise piranhas - Yeah, I know he did that What'd you think, Mr. Littlejeans? 626 01:26:05,653 --> 01:26:08,400 Best play ever, man 627 01:26:09,939 --> 01:26:15,069 - I thought I was very realistic performancer - Yeah? Fischer stepped on half of my bleedin' line 628 01:26:15,319 --> 01:26:19,741 - I didn't notice - How are Ronny and Donny doing in military school? 629 01:26:19,908 --> 01:26:22,410 - They love it - Lucky Bastards 630 01:26:22,951 --> 01:26:29,289 - I understand you're a neurosurgeon - No. I'm a barber. But a lot of people make that mistake 631 01:26:35,170 --> 01:26:40,092 - You were incredible tonight, Margaret You were that poor girl - Thank you 632 01:26:40,425 --> 01:26:45,680 - I loved it when you grabbed onto the bottom of the chopper as it was taking off - That was totallyimprovised 633 01:26:46,555 --> 01:26:50,768 - Can I ask you a question? - Of course - Can you do an Australian accent? 634 01:26:51,101 --> 01:26:53,300 I'm working on something that's set in the outback 635 01:26:53,700 --> 01:26:56,231 I really feel like celebrating, you know 636 01:26:56,231 --> 01:27:00,568 - Would you care to dance? - Oh, yes. I'd love to 637 01:27:02,613 --> 01:27:07,951 - You're looking good, Bert - Hello, Mr. Blume - Hello, Margaret 638 01:27:08,159 --> 01:27:13,330 May I cut in? I haven't had a change to cut a rug with your new girlfriend yet 639 01:27:13,998 --> 01:27:19,835 Yes, I am. Find your own partner, Mr. Blume I'm spoken for 640 01:27:20,170 --> 01:27:23,631 No, it's OK. He's my friend 641 01:27:29,427 --> 01:27:36,184 - Well, you pulled it off - It went OK. At least nobody got hurt 642 01:27:38,126 --> 01:27:40,000 Except for you 643 01:27:41,605 --> 01:27:44,525 No. I didn't get hurt that bad 644 01:27:44,900 --> 01:27:47,402 Come on, you two. Shake a leg 645 01:27:50,279 --> 01:27:52,279 You you like to dance? 646 01:27:52,279 --> 01:27:56,360 Yeah, but let's see if we DJ can play something with a little more...