1 00:00:03,417 --> 00:00:07,080 [ "Ruthless People" Performed By Mick Jagger ] 2 00:00:15,329 --> 00:00:17,263 Hey 3 00:00:19,032 --> 00:00:22,126 Stand up 4 00:00:25,972 --> 00:00:27,906 Hey 5 00:00:29,409 --> 00:00:31,673 Ruthless People 6 00:00:33,513 --> 00:00:35,845 Ruthless People 7 00:00:39,286 --> 00:00:42,778 Greedy forever and ever 8 00:00:43,924 --> 00:00:47,382 Success 9 00:00:47,461 --> 00:00:51,329 Greedy and ever so clever 10 00:00:52,299 --> 00:00:54,267 A mess 11 00:00:55,769 --> 00:01:01,765 Keepin' their right to creep into paradise 12 00:01:04,211 --> 00:01:08,739 They'll even blackmail St.Peter 13 00:01:08,815 --> 00:01:11,443 They'll pay any price 14 00:01:11,518 --> 00:01:13,452 Hey 15 00:01:15,021 --> 00:01:17,182 Stand up 16 00:01:17,257 --> 00:01:19,191 Come and see 17 00:01:19,259 --> 00:01:21,284 Ruthless People 18 00:01:23,296 --> 00:01:27,198 Greed and evil oh yeah 19 00:01:27,267 --> 00:01:32,034 You can have it if you want it 20 00:01:32,105 --> 00:01:36,064 It might take the rest of your life 21 00:01:36,143 --> 00:01:40,011 If you want it you can have it 22 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:44,244 Do a balancing act on a knife 23 00:01:44,317 --> 00:01:48,413 You can have it if you want it 24 00:01:48,488 --> 00:01:52,447 It fits and gets cheap at the price 25 00:01:52,526 --> 00:01:56,690 If you want it you can have it 26 00:01:56,763 --> 00:02:01,564 Despite your sweet soul and your lies 27 00:02:09,109 --> 00:02:11,270 Ruthless People 28 00:02:17,384 --> 00:02:19,409 Ruthless People 29 00:02:20,687 --> 00:02:23,520 Carol, did I ever tell you why I married her? 30 00:02:23,590 --> 00:02:26,184 Yes, Sam, you told me many, many-- 31 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:29,387 Her father was very, very rich... 32 00:02:29,463 --> 00:02:31,693 and very, very sick. 33 00:02:31,765 --> 00:02:35,132 The doctors assured me he'd be dead any minute. 34 00:02:35,202 --> 00:02:37,796 There wasn't a second to lose. 35 00:02:37,871 --> 00:02:40,897 I rushed right out and married the boss's daughter. 36 00:02:40,974 --> 00:02:42,908 He was so sick! 37 00:02:42,976 --> 00:02:46,571 It was like the angel of death was sittin' in the room with him, 38 00:02:46,646 --> 00:02:50,446 watchin' the clock. 39 00:02:50,517 --> 00:02:53,452 They pulled the plug on him. 40 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:58,082 He wheezed and shook for about an hour. 41 00:02:58,158 --> 00:03:00,786 And then... 42 00:03:00,861 --> 00:03:03,694 he stabilized. 43 00:03:03,763 --> 00:03:08,223 That son of a bitch just got older and sicker. 44 00:03:08,301 --> 00:03:11,532 And older and sicker! 45 00:03:11,605 --> 00:03:13,539 And older and sicker! 46 00:03:13,607 --> 00:03:16,735 - More coffee, sir? - No! 47 00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:21,770 I couldn't wait around any longer. I went out and made my own fortune. 48 00:03:21,848 --> 00:03:26,410 The old fart hung in there for 15 years! 49 00:03:26,486 --> 00:03:29,284 Finally died of natural causes. 50 00:03:29,356 --> 00:03:31,847 I want the rest of that money! 51 00:03:31,925 --> 00:03:35,554 His money, her money, it's my money! 52 00:03:35,629 --> 00:03:40,396 I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years! 53 00:03:40,467 --> 00:03:43,527 God, I hate that woman! I-I-I-- 54 00:03:43,603 --> 00:03:46,663 I hate the way she licks stamps. 55 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:48,799 I hate her furniture. 56 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:53,369 And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps. 57 00:03:53,446 --> 00:03:59,078 [ Snorting, Baa-ing ] Ohhh! 58 00:03:59,152 --> 00:04:04,749 And that filthy, little shitbag dog of hers... Muffy! 59 00:04:04,824 --> 00:04:09,056 - Aren't you scared? - Scared? 60 00:04:09,129 --> 00:04:12,997 Hell, no. I'm lookin' forward to it. 61 00:04:13,066 --> 00:04:15,193 My only regret, Carol, 62 00:04:15,268 --> 00:04:18,999 is that the plan isn't more violent. 63 00:04:19,072 --> 00:04:24,635 Don't you consider throwing a body off a cliff in the dead of night violent? 64 00:04:24,711 --> 00:04:28,841 Nah! She'll be unconscious, knocked out from the chloroform. 65 00:04:28,915 --> 00:04:32,908 I'm talkin' about hands-on involvement. 66 00:04:32,986 --> 00:04:35,352 Hands-on? 67 00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:40,683 Ohh. Ohh! 68 00:04:42,028 --> 00:04:43,962 Oh-ho! [ Snort ] 69 00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:47,466 [ Whispering ] I'm goin' now. I can't wait. 70 00:04:52,672 --> 00:04:55,436 Good luck. 71 00:05:26,339 --> 00:05:30,571 Barbara, dear, I have something for you. 72 00:05:35,982 --> 00:05:38,712 Barbara? 73 00:05:38,785 --> 00:05:42,118 Where are you, dearest? 74 00:05:42,188 --> 00:05:44,383 I have something for you. 75 00:05:48,128 --> 00:05:50,153 Honey? 76 00:05:56,603 --> 00:05:58,503 Barbara? 77 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,650 Dumpling? 78 00:06:22,929 --> 00:06:24,863 Barbara? 79 00:06:26,466 --> 00:06:29,697 No notes, no messages. 80 00:06:29,769 --> 00:06:32,169 This is not like you, you meticulous bitch! 81 00:06:32,238 --> 00:06:35,230 It's just like that woman to screw this up. 82 00:06:35,308 --> 00:06:37,242 Damn it! 83 00:06:42,949 --> 00:06:48,080 What are you doin' here? Mining the carpet with little poodle bombs? 84 00:06:48,154 --> 00:06:50,679 Here! Take a whiff of this, you little fruitcake. 85 00:06:50,757 --> 00:06:53,282 I'll kill you! 86 00:06:53,359 --> 00:06:57,352 - [ Yipping ] - I'll wring your neck! 87 00:07:00,734 --> 00:07:03,066 You hairy rat! 88 00:07:20,086 --> 00:07:23,681 [ Phone Ringing ] 89 00:07:23,757 --> 00:07:25,952 - Hello. - [ Man ] Mr.Stone? 90 00:07:26,025 --> 00:07:29,256 Listen very carefully. We have kidnapped your wife. 91 00:07:29,329 --> 00:07:33,288 We have no qualms about killing and will do so at the slightest provocation. 92 00:07:33,366 --> 00:07:36,301 - Do you understand? - Who the hell is this? Is this some joke? 93 00:07:36,369 --> 00:07:41,102 I have no patience for stupid questions, Mr.Stone, and I don't like repeating myself. 94 00:07:41,174 --> 00:07:43,267 Do you understand? 95 00:07:43,343 --> 00:07:46,176 All right, I'm sorry. Please continue. 96 00:07:46,246 --> 00:07:49,704 You are to obtain a new, black American Tourister briefcase, 97 00:07:49,783 --> 00:07:53,719 - model number 8104. Do you understand? - Yes. 98 00:07:53,787 --> 00:07:56,119 In it you will place $500,000 in unmarked, 99 00:07:56,189 --> 00:07:59,647 nonsequentially numbered $100 bills. 100 00:07:59,726 --> 00:08:02,024 - Do you understand? - Sure. 101 00:08:02,095 --> 00:08:04,655 Monday morning at 11:00 a.m., you will proceed with case in hand, 102 00:08:04,731 --> 00:08:07,495 to Hope Street Plaza and wait for a phone to ring. 103 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:09,660 You will receive further instructions then. 104 00:08:09,736 --> 00:08:12,034 - Do you understand? - Yes, I do. 105 00:08:12,105 --> 00:08:14,505 You'll be watched at all phases of execution. 106 00:08:14,574 --> 00:08:18,670 If anyone is with you or if any action is not carried out to our complete satisfaction, 107 00:08:18,745 --> 00:08:22,909 it will be considered an infraction of the rules, and your wife will be killed. 108 00:08:22,982 --> 00:08:25,678 - Do you understand? - I believe so. 109 00:08:25,752 --> 00:08:27,777 If you notify the police, your wife will be killed. 110 00:08:27,854 --> 00:08:30,254 If you notify the media, she will be killed. 111 00:08:30,323 --> 00:08:34,487 If you deviate from our instructions in any way whatsoever, she will be killed. 112 00:08:34,561 --> 00:08:39,055 - Do you understand? - Perfectly. 113 00:08:39,199 --> 00:08:42,600 [ Sirens ] 114 00:08:42,669 --> 00:08:46,332 [ Reporter ] Just 45 minutes ago, Mr.Stone received a call... 115 00:08:46,406 --> 00:08:50,137 from a man demanding a ransom for his wife, Barbara. 116 00:09:10,296 --> 00:09:14,027 [ Muffled Cries ] 117 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,931 - [ Groan ] - Kenny! 118 00:09:18,271 --> 00:09:20,671 [ Barbara Struggling ] 119 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:23,766 [ Grunting ] Grab her legs. 120 00:09:27,046 --> 00:09:28,980 [ Muffled Cries Continue ] 121 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,625 Aah! 122 00:09:49,535 --> 00:09:52,129 Do you think she's dead? 123 00:09:56,843 --> 00:09:59,778 [ Muffled Cries ] 124 00:10:02,148 --> 00:10:04,082 Aah! 125 00:10:09,722 --> 00:10:13,089 [ Grunting ] 126 00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:21,900 [ Muffled Cries Continue ] 127 00:10:31,744 --> 00:10:35,441 [ Muffled Cries ] 128 00:10:40,853 --> 00:10:43,253 You fucked with the wrong person! 129 00:10:43,323 --> 00:10:45,883 My husband does business with the Mafia. 130 00:10:45,959 --> 00:10:49,725 When they track you down, you, your entire family, everyone you ever knew... 131 00:10:49,796 --> 00:10:53,926 will all get chain saw enemas and that's not all! 132 00:10:56,235 --> 00:11:00,467 Oh, my God! I've been abducted by Huey and Duey. 133 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:04,672 An-- [ Sniffing ] 134 00:11:04,744 --> 00:11:08,009 Jesus Christ! It smells like a toilet in here! 135 00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:11,448 - It's just the ammonia. - We scrubbed down here for hours on our hands and knees, 136 00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:13,451 [ Kenny ] For God's sake. 137 00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:17,853 My husband worships the ground I walk on! Wait till he hears about this! 138 00:11:17,924 --> 00:11:21,121 He will explo-o-ode! 139 00:11:26,599 --> 00:11:29,363 Bye-bye, Barbara. [ Snickering ] 140 00:11:29,435 --> 00:11:32,370 In local news, a kidnapping today in Bel Air. 141 00:11:32,438 --> 00:11:34,963 Police tell us this woman, Barbara Stone, 142 00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:37,475 the wife of clothing tycoon, Sam Stone, 143 00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:41,843 was abducted earlier today from the couple's estate on Bellagio Drive. 144 00:11:41,914 --> 00:11:46,351 Preliminary sources indicated that Mr.Stone was contacted late this afternoon... 145 00:11:46,419 --> 00:11:48,512 and that a ransom demand has been made. Police officials-- 146 00:11:48,588 --> 00:11:51,386 [ Newscaster #2 ] ...kill Mrs.Stone if demands were not met. 147 00:11:51,457 --> 00:11:53,391 It's on every goddamn channel! 148 00:11:53,459 --> 00:11:56,587 Millionaire heiress, Barbara Stone, has been kidnapped... 149 00:11:56,662 --> 00:11:58,892 from her Bel Air mansion. 150 00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:01,024 What'd he do, hire a publicist? 151 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:05,867 I feel terrible. Do you feel as guilty as I do? 152 00:12:05,938 --> 00:12:07,929 Guilty? Are you kidding? 153 00:12:08,007 --> 00:12:11,272 He takes our money, steals your idea, 154 00:12:11,344 --> 00:12:15,212 goes out and makes a million dollars, and you feel guilty? 155 00:12:19,018 --> 00:12:21,782 I can't believe it! 156 00:12:21,854 --> 00:12:26,154 - How many times have we been over this? - Oh, honey, not again. 157 00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:28,386 Let me remind you of something. 158 00:12:28,461 --> 00:12:31,453 You are the spandex miniskirt king. 159 00:12:31,531 --> 00:12:34,762 Not him. He is the spandex miniskirt thief. 160 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:38,099 He's the one who should feel guilty. 161 00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:41,072 Look at this. Do you remember this? 162 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:45,304 You cried for a week when you saw this. Look at the smile on that asshole. 163 00:12:45,378 --> 00:12:49,075 I know he stole it, but she really didn't do anything. 164 00:12:49,148 --> 00:12:52,811 She was his partner! Oh, damn it, Sandy. 165 00:12:52,885 --> 00:12:55,911 Do you enjoy getting stepped on? Do you? 166 00:12:55,988 --> 00:13:00,118 'Cause I don't, and I don't feel guilty. 167 00:13:00,193 --> 00:13:02,957 I take it back. I do feel guilty. 168 00:13:03,029 --> 00:13:07,056 I feel very guilty. I trusted a sleazeball like Sam Stone... 169 00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:09,658 with our life savings on a handshake deal, 170 00:13:09,735 --> 00:13:13,865 and then sat there and watched him take it all away from us. 171 00:13:16,409 --> 00:13:18,934 But that's over. We know better now. 172 00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:21,411 From now on, we trust no one. 173 00:13:21,481 --> 00:13:24,973 To hell with everybody else. We've got to be ruthless. 174 00:13:25,051 --> 00:13:27,611 - Think ruthless. - What if I can't think ruthless? 175 00:13:27,687 --> 00:13:30,554 You've got to. It's good for you. It makes you strong. 176 00:13:30,623 --> 00:13:36,061 What the hell's the sense of being a decent person when nobody else is? 177 00:13:36,129 --> 00:13:39,530 Let's be assholes and get rich! 178 00:13:45,972 --> 00:13:50,341 - [ Squealing, Moaning ] - [ Whirring Noises ] 179 00:13:51,777 --> 00:13:57,682 Oh, oh! I'm crazy about you, you big galoot! 180 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,548 Ooh, you were somethin' today! 181 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:04,954 - Yeah, it just doesn't get any better than this. - Mmm. 182 00:14:05,024 --> 00:14:07,049 I'm gonna take a quick shower. 183 00:14:07,126 --> 00:14:10,653 - Can you be ready by the time I get out? - Ready? 184 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:12,721 You're getting ready for Sam. 185 00:14:12,798 --> 00:14:15,528 The video equipment, remember? 186 00:14:15,601 --> 00:14:19,002 - Tonight's the night. - Oh yeah, I knew that. 187 00:14:19,071 --> 00:14:21,972 - Now, do you remember where I told you to go? - Yeah. 188 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:25,533 - The old deserted bridge near the Hollywood sign. - That's right. 189 00:14:25,611 --> 00:14:28,876 You wait for him there. He'll be in some rented car. 190 00:14:28,948 --> 00:14:31,917 He's afraid of getting blood on his sports car. 191 00:14:31,984 --> 00:14:34,145 Get in as close as you can. 192 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:36,916 It's important you get a good shot of his face. 193 00:14:36,989 --> 00:14:39,719 If we can't recognize him, we can't blackmail him. 194 00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:44,525 You get that videotape of Sam finishing off his wife, 195 00:14:44,597 --> 00:14:47,293 and that man will give us anything we want... 196 00:14:47,366 --> 00:14:50,233 for the rest of his life. 197 00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:54,239 Yeah, then we're off to Haiti. 198 00:14:54,307 --> 00:14:58,710 Not Haiti, Tahiti! 199 00:14:58,778 --> 00:15:01,008 I knew that. 200 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,844 The passports came today. 201 00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:11,547 Cool. 202 00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:18,996 [ Indistinct Chatter ] 203 00:15:19,065 --> 00:15:22,432 - Frank, glad you're here. - What have we got? 204 00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:25,868 We found a chloroform-soaked handkerchief stuffed way down in the garbage, 205 00:15:25,938 --> 00:15:29,806 and a tire print on the lawn, a good one. I'm having the lab check it out. 206 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:32,469 And we found a few drops of blood in the kitchen. 207 00:15:32,545 --> 00:15:34,479 - Where's Mr.Stone? - He's upstairs. 208 00:15:34,547 --> 00:15:37,414 He seems pretty upset. 209 00:15:37,483 --> 00:15:40,577 [ Rock ] 210 00:15:40,653 --> 00:15:43,588 - [ Knocking ] - Yes? 211 00:15:43,656 --> 00:15:46,318 [ Policeman ] Mr.Stone, Lieutenant Bender and Walters are here. 212 00:15:46,392 --> 00:15:48,986 They'd like to start as soon as possible. 213 00:15:49,061 --> 00:15:52,224 I'll be right there. 214 00:15:56,402 --> 00:15:59,394 Ow! Oh, oh! 215 00:16:00,506 --> 00:16:03,202 [ Groaning ] 216 00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:16,688 [ Feigned Sobbing ] 217 00:16:23,629 --> 00:16:26,655 [ Mumbling ] Hee-hee-hee. 218 00:17:12,611 --> 00:17:17,412 - I like to hear a woman make a lot of sound. - Uh-huh. 219 00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:20,816 I'll scream my head off if you want to, honey. It's your money. 220 00:17:20,886 --> 00:17:23,548 My wife just lays there like a gunnysack. 221 00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:30,217 [ Moaning ] 222 00:17:30,296 --> 00:17:34,426 Oh, my God. She isn't dead yet. 223 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,094 - [ Groaning ] - He's gonna kill her right here! 224 00:17:37,169 --> 00:17:40,866 [ Moaning, Yelling ] 225 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:44,933 [ Woman Screaming ] 226 00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:48,912 Oh, oh. [ Whining ] 227 00:17:48,981 --> 00:17:53,543 [ Woman Moaning ] 228 00:17:53,619 --> 00:17:56,850 [ Woman Screaming ] 229 00:17:56,922 --> 00:17:58,947 [ Groaning ] 230 00:17:59,024 --> 00:18:02,687 [ Moaning, Horn Honking ] 231 00:18:02,762 --> 00:18:05,925 [ Screaming ] 232 00:18:09,368 --> 00:18:11,962 [ Retching ] 233 00:18:12,037 --> 00:18:16,701 I have no enemies, at least none that I know of. 234 00:18:16,776 --> 00:18:18,869 I-- I'm a businessman. 235 00:18:18,944 --> 00:18:21,936 I manufacture women's sportswear. 236 00:18:22,014 --> 00:18:23,948 [ Policeman ] I think I've heard of you. 237 00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:27,383 Don't they call you the "spandex king"? 238 00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:31,389 The "spandex miniskirt king." You probably read one of the articles. 239 00:18:31,457 --> 00:18:34,358 Yeah, it was all his idea... spandex miniskirts. 240 00:18:34,427 --> 00:18:37,863 Was there anybody here today when you came home? Servants? 241 00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:40,956 - Maids? - [ Sam ] It was the maid's day off. 242 00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:44,469 Did you notice anything out of the ordinary when you came home? 243 00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:46,471 No, not that I can remember. 244 00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:49,440 - What time did you come home? - It's the dog! 245 00:18:49,508 --> 00:18:53,968 She isn't properly house-trained. 246 00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:58,881 No, it's sweet. 247 00:18:58,951 --> 00:19:01,511 The dog's a little diabetic. 248 00:19:01,587 --> 00:19:03,714 I think it's wine... 249 00:19:03,789 --> 00:19:07,281 - Or-- - Oh, I know what that must be. 250 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:11,318 I-- I closed a very important business deal... 251 00:19:11,397 --> 00:19:13,695 this morning and when I came home... 252 00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:17,759 I opened a bottle of champagne and--and as I was... 253 00:19:17,837 --> 00:19:21,967 walking through the house, celebrating, 254 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:25,841 I called to Barbara to come and share the moment with me. 255 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,244 She never came. 256 00:19:30,316 --> 00:19:32,784 Those monsters! [ Sobbing ] 257 00:19:32,852 --> 00:19:36,288 [ Sam Sobbing ] 258 00:19:41,861 --> 00:19:44,159 Earl! 259 00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:46,698 It was horrible. 260 00:19:46,765 --> 00:19:49,063 - She wasn't drugged or anything. - What happened? 261 00:19:49,134 --> 00:19:51,159 She screamed and screamed. 262 00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:55,503 God, it took forever. It must have lasted... two minutes. 263 00:19:55,574 --> 00:19:58,805 He kept stopping and starting. She'd be at the brink of death and he'd stop, 264 00:19:58,878 --> 00:20:00,971 let her catch her breath then start into her again! 265 00:20:01,046 --> 00:20:04,106 She'd scream louder and louder and then, 266 00:20:04,183 --> 00:20:06,913 when she finally died, 267 00:20:06,986 --> 00:20:10,547 he looked so satisfied I thought he was gonna light up a cigarette afterwards. 268 00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:13,751 Son of a bitch enjoyed it! 269 00:20:13,826 --> 00:20:17,660 Sam's just been on TV claiming she was kidnapped. 270 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:20,028 She wasn't kidnapped. He killed her. I saw it. 271 00:20:20,099 --> 00:20:22,863 Honey, I know. It's just an alibi. 272 00:20:22,935 --> 00:20:26,132 He just said that to throw the police off his trail. 273 00:20:26,205 --> 00:20:28,332 You gonna watch that right now? 274 00:20:28,407 --> 00:20:30,705 - I think I should. - Baby, you don't wanna see it. 275 00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:34,075 - It'll make you sick. - I think I can take it. 276 00:20:34,146 --> 00:20:36,273 Oh, no! 277 00:20:36,348 --> 00:20:40,341 - [ Woman On Video Screaming ] - [ Retching ] 278 00:20:40,419 --> 00:20:43,752 - [ Screaming ] - Ooh! I can't watch this. 279 00:20:43,822 --> 00:20:47,758 [ Doorbell ] 280 00:20:48,861 --> 00:20:52,024 He actually went through with it. 281 00:20:52,097 --> 00:20:54,361 [ Gasping ] 282 00:20:57,803 --> 00:20:59,998 - Stay in here. Don't come out. - What? 283 00:21:00,072 --> 00:21:02,506 Sam's here! 284 00:21:06,178 --> 00:21:08,112 Ta-da! 285 00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:11,445 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-ay 286 00:21:11,517 --> 00:21:15,112 My, oh, my what a wonderful day 287 00:21:15,187 --> 00:21:17,314 I've just been watching you on TV. 288 00:21:17,389 --> 00:21:19,653 - You saw it, huh? - Good performance, Sam. 289 00:21:19,725 --> 00:21:23,593 What a story! Barbara Stone kidnapped! 290 00:21:23,662 --> 00:21:26,529 I couldn't have made up anything better. It's brilliant! 291 00:21:26,599 --> 00:21:28,624 And the press loves it. 292 00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:33,502 - Well, that's very clever, Sam. - It's inspired! 293 00:21:33,572 --> 00:21:38,703 Imagine, someone demanding money from me to keep Barbara alive. 294 00:21:38,777 --> 00:21:42,736 Unbelievable! Idiots! 295 00:21:42,815 --> 00:21:44,806 Come on, let's have a drink. 296 00:21:44,883 --> 00:21:46,817 I can't stay long. 297 00:21:46,885 --> 00:21:50,082 I've gotta get back and look sad. 298 00:21:50,155 --> 00:21:53,420 - Are you sure the police believed you? - They ate it up! 299 00:21:53,492 --> 00:21:55,824 I fed 'em a banquet of bullshit. 300 00:21:55,894 --> 00:21:59,523 I threw 'em off by miles. All I have to do now... 301 00:21:59,598 --> 00:22:02,192 is just sit back and do nothing, 302 00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:06,397 except, of course, I have to show up at the fictitious ransom drop. 303 00:22:06,472 --> 00:22:09,236 - You made up your own ransom drop? - Naturally! 304 00:22:09,308 --> 00:22:13,369 I got news for you, Carol. 305 00:22:13,445 --> 00:22:15,913 That woman ain't comin' back. 306 00:22:15,981 --> 00:22:19,576 - I know. - [ Chuckling ] 307 00:22:19,652 --> 00:22:21,586 Did you have any trouble? 308 00:22:21,654 --> 00:22:24,384 No, I'm tellin' you I enjoyed it. 309 00:22:24,456 --> 00:22:28,153 - I'm havin' fun! - [ Cork Pops ] 310 00:22:28,227 --> 00:22:30,559 We'll clean the rug, honey. 311 00:22:30,629 --> 00:22:32,688 [ Chuckling ] 312 00:22:32,765 --> 00:22:35,791 For you, my cupcake. 313 00:22:35,868 --> 00:22:37,802 To the kidnappers. 314 00:22:44,576 --> 00:22:49,411 To the future Mrs. Sam Stone. 315 00:22:52,885 --> 00:22:56,013 Whoops! I gotta run. I'm sorry, honey. 316 00:22:56,088 --> 00:23:01,082 I was hopin' we'd have time for little... poke in the whiskers. 317 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,152 - What a shame. - I'll take a rain check, 318 00:23:04,229 --> 00:23:06,163 and a few of these bonbons. 319 00:23:06,231 --> 00:23:08,995 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah 320 00:23:09,068 --> 00:23:12,435 Zip-a-dee-ay 321 00:23:12,571 --> 00:23:16,905 [ Announcer #1 ] Rock always whines abuse at the opponent too. 322 00:23:16,975 --> 00:23:20,376 [ Announcer #2 ] Yes, and I think Murdo's gonna get a taste of it tonight. 323 00:23:20,446 --> 00:23:23,176 Ooh my, look at all that hair, 324 00:23:23,248 --> 00:23:25,216 or, uh, fur, if you would. 325 00:23:25,284 --> 00:23:27,218 [ Crowd Cheering ] 326 00:23:27,286 --> 00:23:29,550 [ Announcer #1 ] He doesn't need a coat in wintertime. 327 00:23:29,621 --> 00:23:33,352 He'll just walk around like that and have plenty of heat. 328 00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:44,931 You okay? 329 00:23:50,008 --> 00:23:53,136 [ Sighs ] 330 00:24:04,289 --> 00:24:08,225 - She's out! - Help, police! 331 00:24:08,293 --> 00:24:10,488 - Get the chloroform! - [ Sandy ] Come back, honey. 332 00:24:10,562 --> 00:24:13,190 Police! Somebody help me! 333 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,626 - [ Groaning ] - Get me the police. I've been kidnapped. 334 00:24:17,703 --> 00:24:21,332 How the hell do I know where I am? 335 00:24:23,308 --> 00:24:25,242 Good. 336 00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:28,643 Now, be quiet and don't move. 337 00:24:28,714 --> 00:24:32,810 Nice faces... Nice easily-identifiable faces. 338 00:24:36,121 --> 00:24:40,615 - Boo! - I can't do this anymore! 339 00:24:42,227 --> 00:24:45,628 Ow! God, that hurts! 340 00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:50,135 [ Groaning ] 341 00:25:02,281 --> 00:25:06,684 - Aaah! - Aaah! 342 00:25:17,362 --> 00:25:20,559 [ Whirring ] 343 00:25:20,632 --> 00:25:23,692 [ High-Speed Whirring ] 344 00:25:23,769 --> 00:25:26,636 Whee-aaah! 345 00:25:26,705 --> 00:25:30,266 Oh! Ahh! [ Muffled Scream ] 346 00:25:31,777 --> 00:25:34,143 Aaah! 347 00:25:34,213 --> 00:25:37,546 [ Screaming ] 348 00:25:37,616 --> 00:25:42,144 [ Groaning ] 349 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,407 This is Sergeant Blake at the lab. 350 00:26:10,482 --> 00:26:15,419 I'd like a purchase search on Uniroyal model NXP. 351 00:26:15,487 --> 00:26:18,149 That's right, for all of LA County. 352 00:26:20,525 --> 00:26:22,459 [ TV Announcer ] This is Action News Break. 353 00:26:22,527 --> 00:26:24,791 Police are now at the scene of a brutal murder in Inglewood... 354 00:26:24,863 --> 00:26:29,493 they believe may be the result of another attack by the "bedroom killer." 355 00:26:29,568 --> 00:26:35,165 Investigators are asking anyone who may have seen this man to contact them at 555-3421. 356 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:39,404 Police have also issued a warning that this man is extremely dangerous, 357 00:26:39,478 --> 00:26:42,379 and citizens should not attempt to apprehend him. 358 00:26:42,447 --> 00:26:45,109 This is Action News Break. I'm Rick DeReyes. 359 00:26:45,183 --> 00:26:47,617 Away it goes! Trying to beat-- 360 00:26:49,788 --> 00:26:51,847 Money, better times, girls. 361 00:26:51,924 --> 00:26:55,382 Six. Keep going. Steady, nice and tall. 362 00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:59,521 Come on, and knees up, feet straight. Get those heels down. 363 00:26:59,598 --> 00:27:03,557 And pull those abdominals in. Pull 'em in, suck 'em up. 364 00:27:16,548 --> 00:27:19,244 If you're still on that couch eating that doughnut, 365 00:27:19,318 --> 00:27:21,252 put it down and get up! 366 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:25,086 Three, four, standing nice and tall. 367 00:27:25,157 --> 00:27:28,422 Heels down and front. Come on, reach. 368 00:27:28,493 --> 00:27:31,360 Shh, shh, shh. 369 00:27:40,105 --> 00:27:43,165 Come on, get those pepperoni thighs nice and high. 370 00:27:43,241 --> 00:27:47,871 And reach! Do it a little higher. Squeeze those buns. 371 00:27:47,946 --> 00:27:51,438 Remember, if you don't, no one else will. 372 00:27:51,516 --> 00:27:53,916 [ Panting ] 373 00:27:53,986 --> 00:27:59,083 - And don't forget to breathe. - [ Gasping, Panting ] 374 00:27:59,157 --> 00:28:01,819 What if he doesn't show? 375 00:28:01,893 --> 00:28:05,454 Oh, well then you get to keep her. 376 00:28:11,103 --> 00:28:14,436 Everything's gonna work. 377 00:28:18,977 --> 00:28:21,468 I'll call you. 378 00:28:27,986 --> 00:28:30,614 Sandy, he's gonna show! 379 00:28:30,689 --> 00:28:33,283 It's his wife. 380 00:28:33,358 --> 00:28:37,454 [ Phone Ringing ] 381 00:28:43,668 --> 00:28:45,829 Where are you, Sam? 382 00:28:45,904 --> 00:28:50,841 [ Ringing ] 383 00:28:56,281 --> 00:28:59,114 You son of a bitch! 384 00:28:59,184 --> 00:29:01,880 I'm gonna turn your transmitter on. 385 00:29:01,953 --> 00:29:04,683 - He can't see the microphone? - No, it looks fine. 386 00:29:04,756 --> 00:29:08,192 Mr.Stone, telephone. 387 00:29:13,432 --> 00:29:16,993 - Hello? - [ Kenny ] Mr.Stone, we had a meeting. 388 00:29:17,069 --> 00:29:19,902 Hang on, will ya, Harry? I have some friends here. 389 00:29:19,971 --> 00:29:25,637 Call me on my office line, 555-7583. Right? 390 00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:28,679 Business associate. 391 00:29:28,747 --> 00:29:33,184 555-7583. 555-7583. 392 00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:38,478 [ Ringing ] 393 00:29:38,557 --> 00:29:40,491 Hello? 394 00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:45,053 Mr.Stone, why have you failed to appear at the designated destination? 395 00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:47,826 Ahem. I just couldn't make it. 396 00:29:47,899 --> 00:29:49,833 The cops are there, aren't they? 397 00:29:49,901 --> 00:29:51,994 That's right, the cops are here, reporters too. 398 00:29:52,070 --> 00:29:56,404 All right, Mr.Stone. I'm a reasonable man. 399 00:29:56,475 --> 00:29:59,137 I'm gonna give you one more chance. 400 00:29:59,211 --> 00:30:02,476 We will reschedule our rendezvous for Wednesday. 401 00:30:02,547 --> 00:30:05,983 - Do you understand? - You're rescheduling? 402 00:30:06,051 --> 00:30:07,985 Yes, I am. 403 00:30:08,053 --> 00:30:12,547 - So, she's still alive? - She's in perfect health. 404 00:30:12,624 --> 00:30:16,219 Uh, in our previous discussion, 405 00:30:16,294 --> 00:30:18,353 you mentioned that you would, uh... 406 00:30:18,430 --> 00:30:21,695 kill my wife if procedure wasn't followed accurately. 407 00:30:21,766 --> 00:30:24,530 - That's correct. - And that still goes? 408 00:30:24,603 --> 00:30:28,596 - Definitely! - Uh, what method would you use? 409 00:30:28,673 --> 00:30:31,164 How would you kill her? 410 00:30:31,243 --> 00:30:34,440 A bullet through the head at close range. 411 00:30:34,513 --> 00:30:38,108 That would do it, no question. 412 00:30:38,183 --> 00:30:41,243 Um, well, you've got me convinced. 413 00:30:42,988 --> 00:30:46,219 - Until Wednesday. - Until Wednesday, then. 414 00:30:49,728 --> 00:30:52,253 Muffy, 415 00:30:52,330 --> 00:30:54,890 you've taken your last piss on my rug. 416 00:30:56,635 --> 00:30:59,263 Tell Mr.Stone it's time to leave for the ransom drop. 417 00:30:59,337 --> 00:31:01,396 - I hope he's not-- - [ Gunshots ] 418 00:31:01,473 --> 00:31:03,270 - Oh, my God! - [ Gunshots ] 419 00:31:03,341 --> 00:31:04,968 [ Yelping ] 420 00:31:07,612 --> 00:31:10,638 It just-- It just went off. 421 00:31:10,715 --> 00:31:14,310 [ "Dance Champion" Performed By Kool And The Gang ] 422 00:31:16,188 --> 00:31:18,918 [ Honking ] 423 00:31:20,992 --> 00:31:25,224 Coast to coast via satellite 424 00:31:25,297 --> 00:31:28,630 The greatest show in town 425 00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:33,399 Tonight we crown the champion, yeah 426 00:31:33,471 --> 00:31:36,998 So spread the word around 427 00:31:37,075 --> 00:31:41,944 Who's the best passed the test 428 00:31:42,013 --> 00:31:45,176 Who's got that look in their eyes 429 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:47,184 Better give him a call. 430 00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:57,652 [ Phone Ringing ] 431 00:32:05,003 --> 00:32:06,994 - Hello? - This is Bender. 432 00:32:07,072 --> 00:32:09,666 It's been over an hour and he hasn't shown up. 433 00:32:09,741 --> 00:32:12,869 If they haven't come by now, I don't think they're gonna show. 434 00:32:12,944 --> 00:32:16,436 Why don't you go on home? We'll send an unmarked car to follow you. 435 00:32:17,949 --> 00:32:20,577 All right. All right. 436 00:32:26,024 --> 00:32:29,323 Give me all your money, Jack! Come on, before I kill you. 437 00:32:29,394 --> 00:32:31,988 Come on! Come on! 438 00:32:32,063 --> 00:32:33,997 - Here you go. - Give me your wallet. 439 00:32:34,065 --> 00:32:36,795 Come on, before I stick this right through your back. 440 00:32:36,868 --> 00:32:40,326 - All right, here you go. My wallet. - Give me all your jewelry, 441 00:32:40,405 --> 00:32:42,999 - your watch, rings, everything. - Jewelry, watch. 442 00:32:43,074 --> 00:32:46,475 You want my underwear too, you piece of shit? Here. 443 00:32:49,748 --> 00:32:53,582 You know, this town has got some Neighborhood Watch! 444 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:57,488 I brought you some more magazines. 445 00:32:57,555 --> 00:33:00,854 More magazines? How long do you plan on keeping me down here? 446 00:33:00,925 --> 00:33:04,520 Well, as soon as Mr.Stone pays the ransom. 447 00:33:04,596 --> 00:33:10,125 - It should be Monday. - Good. I'd hate to miss my doctor's appointment. 448 00:33:10,201 --> 00:33:13,170 Doctor's appointment? Why, do you need medication? 449 00:33:13,238 --> 00:33:15,297 I get a urine injection. 450 00:33:15,373 --> 00:33:17,364 You get urine injected? 451 00:33:17,442 --> 00:33:19,842 - Why? - It promotes weight loss. 452 00:33:19,911 --> 00:33:24,712 - Does it work? - Yeah, it works! 453 00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:33,116 "Lancome throat and firming massage cream. Sperm whale oil. 454 00:33:33,191 --> 00:33:36,957 Royal queen bee jelly." I can't get you these things. We can't afford it. 455 00:33:37,028 --> 00:33:40,293 That's not my problem, it's yours. 456 00:33:40,365 --> 00:33:43,960 Supply these things and I will tell the jury you acted humanely. 457 00:33:44,035 --> 00:33:47,596 It might make the difference between life... 458 00:33:47,672 --> 00:33:49,902 and the chair! 459 00:33:49,974 --> 00:33:52,807 [ Groaning ] 460 00:33:57,816 --> 00:34:00,808 Or the gas chamber. Ssss. 461 00:34:00,885 --> 00:34:05,618 [ Gasping, Choking ] 462 00:34:06,858 --> 00:34:09,622 Sometimes, if it's a firing squad, 463 00:34:09,694 --> 00:34:13,323 they miss all the major arteries. 464 00:34:13,398 --> 00:34:17,732 Bang! And you don't die right away. 465 00:34:17,802 --> 00:34:22,967 You kinda just... hang on, bleeding. 466 00:34:23,041 --> 00:34:25,066 Bleeding. 467 00:34:25,143 --> 00:34:27,236 [ Gasping ] Bleeding... 468 00:34:27,312 --> 00:34:29,246 [ Screaming ] 469 00:34:29,314 --> 00:34:33,683 - Endlessly. - [ Screaming, Crashing ] 470 00:34:37,255 --> 00:34:40,622 Now, I want you to mail this from across town. 471 00:34:40,692 --> 00:34:43,752 I don't want him seeing a postmark from my neighborhood. 472 00:34:43,828 --> 00:34:46,626 Right. You're good at this. 473 00:34:46,698 --> 00:34:52,261 - We can't be too careful with Sam. He's a very suspicious man. - Yeah. 474 00:34:52,337 --> 00:34:55,829 - I've got to see him one more time. - You do? 475 00:34:55,907 --> 00:35:00,173 If I don't see him on his birthday, he'll be very, very suspicious. 476 00:35:00,245 --> 00:35:03,510 He'll be expecting his usual present. 477 00:35:03,581 --> 00:35:07,540 [ Sandy ] It's been horrible. 478 00:35:07,619 --> 00:35:10,520 No matter what I do or as nice as I can be, 479 00:35:10,588 --> 00:35:13,421 she just tears into me. 480 00:35:13,491 --> 00:35:17,860 - She hates me. - Sandy, you're her kidnapper. 481 00:35:17,929 --> 00:35:21,194 She's supposed to hate you. 482 00:35:21,933 --> 00:35:24,231 I'll take it. 483 00:35:24,302 --> 00:35:26,930 - Okay. - Just ignore her. 484 00:35:27,005 --> 00:35:28,802 Heyaah! 485 00:35:36,281 --> 00:35:39,250 - No dinner for you, then. - Ah, gee whiz! 486 00:35:39,317 --> 00:35:42,514 That really hurts. I'm a real aficionado of death-camp cuisine. 487 00:35:42,587 --> 00:35:44,521 Look, 488 00:35:44,589 --> 00:35:48,685 as long as you're here, why don't you just pretend... 489 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,058 to be a guest. 490 00:35:51,129 --> 00:35:53,893 [ Wolf Whistle ] Nice butt. 491 00:35:53,965 --> 00:35:58,265 - That's what they'll say. - I beg your pardon? 492 00:35:58,336 --> 00:36:02,534 Nice butt. That's what they'll say on your first day... 493 00:36:02,607 --> 00:36:04,700 in the men's club. 494 00:36:04,776 --> 00:36:06,710 - Men's club? - Mmm. 495 00:36:06,778 --> 00:36:09,042 The San Quentin country club. 496 00:36:09,113 --> 00:36:12,446 With a cute little rear end like that, you'll be the belle of the ball. 497 00:36:12,517 --> 00:36:15,680 Your dance card'll be filled every day. 498 00:36:15,753 --> 00:36:17,880 You'll be so popular, 499 00:36:17,956 --> 00:36:21,050 making all kinds of new, close friends. 500 00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:23,719 Big, ugly hairy friends! 501 00:36:23,795 --> 00:36:26,355 Not that you'll ever see what they look like, 502 00:36:26,431 --> 00:36:30,299 'cause you'll be facing the other way. 503 00:36:34,405 --> 00:36:36,566 You're very good at this. 504 00:36:36,641 --> 00:36:38,802 You should write children's books. 505 00:36:41,479 --> 00:36:44,346 [ Yelping ] 506 00:36:44,415 --> 00:36:47,578 - [ Growling ] - Get outta here, you crotch wet. 507 00:36:47,652 --> 00:36:50,382 Go on, get! Goddamn you, dog! 508 00:36:50,455 --> 00:36:53,447 Yes, your attack dogs, 509 00:36:53,525 --> 00:36:58,758 do they just attack people, or can you get them to attack little dogs? 510 00:36:59,998 --> 00:37:04,196 Oh. Well, what if you starve them for awhile? 511 00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:09,236 Oh. All right, thank you. 512 00:37:09,307 --> 00:37:11,798 - [ Beeping ] - Yeah? 513 00:37:11,876 --> 00:37:16,279 - [ Secretary ] Miss Farnsworth to see you. - Send her in. 514 00:37:16,347 --> 00:37:19,646 Happy birthday, Sam. 515 00:37:25,256 --> 00:37:29,090 I brought you your present. 516 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,094 Oh yeah? Where is it? 517 00:37:33,665 --> 00:37:39,103 Here it is, Sam. Does it meet with your satisfaction? 518 00:37:39,170 --> 00:37:43,436 - Mmm. - Is there anything else you desire? 519 00:37:43,508 --> 00:37:46,204 How 'bout a big dog? 520 00:37:46,277 --> 00:37:50,976 - Can you get one? - A big dog? 521 00:37:51,049 --> 00:37:55,543 Yeah, like a Great Dane or a mastiff. How big does a shepherd get? 522 00:37:55,620 --> 00:38:00,717 Sam, as sexually provocative as I like to think I am-- 523 00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:05,229 I'm not askin' you to screw the dog, Carol. 524 00:38:05,296 --> 00:38:08,231 It's for me. 525 00:38:11,369 --> 00:38:13,997 [ Rock ] 526 00:38:14,072 --> 00:38:16,632 See, that's what I've got, the Dominator X-1. 527 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:19,541 - It's the best speaker they carry. - It's really pretty. 528 00:38:19,611 --> 00:38:21,841 - Can I help you? - Yeah, uh-- 529 00:38:21,913 --> 00:38:23,847 - Hi. - Hi. 530 00:38:23,915 --> 00:38:27,282 Candy's here to get a stereo, and I'm here to see she doesn't get ripped off. 531 00:38:27,352 --> 00:38:30,651 Don't worry, I'm not like the others. 532 00:38:30,722 --> 00:38:32,713 How much did you want to spend? 533 00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:35,054 - $800. - $500. 534 00:38:35,126 --> 00:38:38,459 Okay, I think I have an idea what to show you. 535 00:38:38,529 --> 00:38:41,327 - Let's start with speakers. - Okay. 536 00:38:41,399 --> 00:38:44,857 Over here, we have a great speaker, Sentry EV-1. 537 00:38:44,936 --> 00:38:47,871 Consumer Stereo has just rated this a best buy. 538 00:38:47,939 --> 00:38:51,067 - I have a pair myself. - Yeah, uh, what do you think of this one? 539 00:38:51,142 --> 00:38:54,407 The Dominator X-1? 540 00:38:55,813 --> 00:38:58,338 The Dominator's a good marketing idea, 541 00:38:58,416 --> 00:39:01,078 but it's really not a good speaker. 542 00:39:01,152 --> 00:39:05,612 We give it a 500% markup, so we sell it at 50% off, 543 00:39:05,690 --> 00:39:08,215 give the customer the illusion he's getting a deal, 544 00:39:08,292 --> 00:39:10,226 and we still make a bundle. 545 00:39:10,294 --> 00:39:14,196 - But it's so big and impressive! - Size means very little. 546 00:39:14,265 --> 00:39:17,496 Bigger is not necessarily better. 547 00:39:17,568 --> 00:39:20,469 I sound like Dr.Ruth. 548 00:39:22,173 --> 00:39:25,904 - You mean the Dominator's like a, uh-- - Well, 549 00:39:25,977 --> 00:39:29,538 the Dominators are very popular with men who like to have bigger... 550 00:39:29,614 --> 00:39:31,548 uh-- 551 00:39:31,616 --> 00:39:34,642 - Equipment? - Exactly! 552 00:39:37,689 --> 00:39:39,782 All right, let's try this one. 553 00:39:39,857 --> 00:39:41,825 Knees bent down, hips tucked under. 554 00:39:41,893 --> 00:39:45,556 We're gonna work on the waist. We're gonna loosen it up. Take the arms left and right. 555 00:39:45,630 --> 00:39:49,157 Out, and reach as far as you can. 556 00:39:49,233 --> 00:39:51,394 Keep going. Okay, left. 557 00:39:51,469 --> 00:39:54,961 This time hold it over to the left. Reach as far as you can. 558 00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:57,667 Reach the right arm up to it and take it out. 559 00:39:57,742 --> 00:40:01,303 Very slowly twist through the rib cage. 560 00:40:01,379 --> 00:40:05,440 Slowly lengthen, lift that right leg up and hold it. 561 00:40:05,516 --> 00:40:07,711 Aaah! 562 00:40:07,785 --> 00:40:11,277 Keep holding it. Great! Doesn't that feel good? 563 00:40:16,828 --> 00:40:18,762 Muffy? 564 00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:21,924 - Oh, Muffy? [ Kissing Sounds ] - [ Growling ] 565 00:40:21,999 --> 00:40:25,264 [ Yipping ] 566 00:40:25,336 --> 00:40:28,635 Muffy, meet Adolph. 567 00:40:28,706 --> 00:40:31,641 Adolph, eat Muffy! 568 00:40:31,709 --> 00:40:34,678 [ Barking ] 569 00:40:34,746 --> 00:40:37,340 Bon appetit, Adolph. 570 00:40:37,415 --> 00:40:40,578 [ Muffy Yipping ] 571 00:40:40,651 --> 00:40:43,984 Junk, garbage, garbage, junk. 572 00:40:46,224 --> 00:40:49,125 What do we got here? 573 00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:09,371 [ Woman Moaning ] 574 00:41:16,888 --> 00:41:19,686 - Oh-ho-ho. - [ Moaning ] 575 00:41:19,757 --> 00:41:23,386 [ Screaming ] 576 00:41:25,062 --> 00:41:29,897 "I thought you might find this interesting. 577 00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:32,765 An Anonymous Friend." 578 00:41:32,837 --> 00:41:35,397 - [ Moaning ] - More! 579 00:41:35,473 --> 00:41:37,532 [ Chuckling ] 580 00:41:37,608 --> 00:41:40,736 - [ Hand Vacuum Whirring ] - [ Laughing ] 581 00:41:40,812 --> 00:41:43,872 [ Phone Ringing ] 582 00:41:43,948 --> 00:41:47,884 - Hello. - [ Sam ] Carol, I got your tape. 583 00:41:47,952 --> 00:41:50,785 [ Gasp ] What are you talking about? 584 00:41:50,855 --> 00:41:53,255 The tape... the videotape. 585 00:41:53,324 --> 00:41:55,724 What makes you think it was me? 586 00:41:55,793 --> 00:41:58,921 Who else would send me something like this? 587 00:41:58,996 --> 00:42:00,930 [ Moaning ] 588 00:42:00,998 --> 00:42:03,523 It's Sam. He's onto us. 589 00:42:03,601 --> 00:42:07,469 How in the hell did you get this, Carol? 590 00:42:07,538 --> 00:42:09,472 A friend of mine took it. 591 00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:13,271 It's terrific. I know why you sent me this tape, honey. 592 00:42:13,344 --> 00:42:15,369 And you know what I'm gonna do? 593 00:42:15,446 --> 00:42:19,542 I'm gonna do the same damn thing with you. 594 00:42:19,617 --> 00:42:25,078 And you, too, could scream your brains out because no one's gonna hear. 595 00:42:25,156 --> 00:42:29,252 You are gonna be beggin' me for mercy, 596 00:42:29,327 --> 00:42:31,261 whimpering. [ Chuckle ] 597 00:42:31,329 --> 00:42:33,593 Oh, here she goes again. Listen to this. 598 00:42:33,664 --> 00:42:35,632 This is my favorite part. 599 00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:40,603 [ Screaming, Moaning ] 600 00:42:43,007 --> 00:42:46,238 [ Panting ] 601 00:42:46,310 --> 00:42:50,644 He's gonna kill me. He's gonna torture me and kill me. 602 00:42:50,715 --> 00:42:54,481 I can't stay here. I'm gonna have to stay... 603 00:42:56,020 --> 00:42:57,954 at your place. 604 00:42:58,022 --> 00:43:00,047 [ Truck Horn Blasts ] 605 00:43:00,124 --> 00:43:05,027 [ Rockabilly, Indistinct ] 606 00:43:15,907 --> 00:43:20,674 Don't worry, honey. Stay here as long as you want. 607 00:43:21,946 --> 00:43:23,880 Oh, shoot! 608 00:43:23,948 --> 00:43:26,940 Crockett and Tubbs, they're floatin'. 609 00:43:27,018 --> 00:43:29,111 [ Carol ] I can't just sit here and wait for him... 610 00:43:29,186 --> 00:43:32,121 to track me down and kill me. 611 00:43:32,189 --> 00:43:35,454 We've got to get Sam put in jail. 612 00:43:36,894 --> 00:43:39,920 I want you to make another copy of that tape, 613 00:43:39,997 --> 00:43:42,022 and this one's for the police. 614 00:43:44,769 --> 00:43:50,139 [ Ringing ] 615 00:43:50,207 --> 00:43:54,303 [ Ringing ] 616 00:43:59,817 --> 00:44:01,808 [ Footsteps ] 617 00:44:01,886 --> 00:44:05,117 So, I guess it's just a matter of time before you're caught, 618 00:44:05,189 --> 00:44:08,215 right, honeybun? 619 00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:13,157 Barbara, I want to ask you a personal question. 620 00:44:15,032 --> 00:44:17,694 You and Mr.Stone, 621 00:44:18,502 --> 00:44:21,699 did you get along? 622 00:44:22,974 --> 00:44:25,169 [ Footsteps ] 623 00:44:25,242 --> 00:44:28,439 So, what did she say? 624 00:44:28,512 --> 00:44:31,379 She just insulted me. 625 00:44:33,284 --> 00:44:35,275 I don't think he loves her. 626 00:44:35,353 --> 00:44:39,881 Let's face it, she's not Mother Teresa. Gandhi would have strangled her. 627 00:44:39,957 --> 00:44:42,517 What are we gonna do, Kenny? 628 00:44:42,593 --> 00:44:45,721 I'm tired of being scared all the time every day. 629 00:44:45,796 --> 00:44:47,923 I can't take this anymore. 630 00:44:47,999 --> 00:44:50,490 I know he's bluffing. 631 00:44:50,568 --> 00:44:52,559 I just know it. 632 00:44:52,636 --> 00:44:57,972 I've got to be really tough with him. 633 00:44:58,042 --> 00:45:01,569 Never let the seller know you're hot to trot. 634 00:45:01,645 --> 00:45:03,875 Tell him you haven't got the money. 635 00:45:03,948 --> 00:45:06,917 [ Phone Ringing ] 636 00:45:06,984 --> 00:45:09,612 Hello. Debbie? 637 00:45:09,687 --> 00:45:13,088 Yeah, Debbie's here. Who's this? 638 00:45:13,157 --> 00:45:17,059 Well, Ralph, Debbie can't talk right now. My dick's in her mouth. 639 00:45:17,128 --> 00:45:20,325 How 'bout if I have her call you back when I'm done. 640 00:45:20,398 --> 00:45:22,457 I love wrong numbers. 641 00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:26,128 Anyway, tell 'em you don't have the money, 642 00:45:26,203 --> 00:45:28,933 that it's all tied up in investments or some crap. 643 00:45:29,006 --> 00:45:30,940 [ Ringing ] 644 00:45:31,008 --> 00:45:34,967 Hang on! A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. 645 00:45:35,046 --> 00:45:39,608 Bad salesmen make me sick. Hello. 646 00:45:39,683 --> 00:45:43,949 Mr.Stone, do you love your wife? 647 00:45:44,021 --> 00:45:46,785 Hang on. Would you excuse me for a moment, please? 648 00:45:46,857 --> 00:45:49,985 Oh, sure, Mr.Stone. 649 00:45:52,363 --> 00:45:54,297 - [ Door Closing ] - Go ahead. 650 00:45:54,365 --> 00:45:58,825 Mr.Stone, you love your wife, don't you? 651 00:45:58,903 --> 00:46:01,201 Sure, I love my wife. 652 00:46:01,272 --> 00:46:05,265 Mr.Stone, we demand a satisfactory explanation... 653 00:46:05,342 --> 00:46:08,140 why you haven't shown with the money. 654 00:46:08,212 --> 00:46:11,841 Look, pal, you're asking a lot of cash. I haven't got that kind of money around the house. 655 00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:14,544 It's all tied up in investments, so, uh, sorry. 656 00:46:14,618 --> 00:46:17,519 Sorry? What do you mean, sorry? 657 00:46:17,588 --> 00:46:20,455 - No can do. - What? 658 00:46:20,524 --> 00:46:23,687 No deal. You have to take your business elsewhere. 659 00:46:23,761 --> 00:46:26,389 - What? - No "cash-ola." 660 00:46:26,464 --> 00:46:32,198 Uh, wh-wh-what about, uh... less? 661 00:46:33,270 --> 00:46:36,467 You make me sick. Make me an offer. 662 00:46:36,540 --> 00:46:38,940 Uh, bring-- 663 00:46:40,511 --> 00:46:46,177 Bring... 50,000 in unmarked bills... 664 00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:51,085 to the same phone at noon on Thursday. 665 00:46:51,155 --> 00:46:53,680 Thursday. Tomorrow's Thursday. You mean, tomorrow? 666 00:46:53,757 --> 00:46:57,750 Yes, tomorrow! Bring 50,000 tomorrow! 667 00:46:57,828 --> 00:47:00,194 And if I don't? 668 00:47:00,264 --> 00:47:03,358 Then the next time you see your wife, pal, will be in the morgue. 669 00:47:14,178 --> 00:47:17,409 Mr.Stone, I have bad news. 670 00:47:17,481 --> 00:47:19,415 We think we've found your wife. 671 00:47:19,483 --> 00:47:23,749 We'll need you to come with us to identify the body. 672 00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:46,241 That's not her. 673 00:47:46,310 --> 00:47:49,404 [ Walters ] There must be some mistake. 674 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,415 We want the woman who was brought in this morning. 675 00:47:52,483 --> 00:47:56,886 Oh, Jane Doe 56? She's in the next room. 676 00:48:08,399 --> 00:48:13,632 It looks like her, a lot like her. 677 00:48:13,704 --> 00:48:16,104 But it's not her. 678 00:48:19,343 --> 00:48:22,972 My Barbara! She's alive! 679 00:48:25,883 --> 00:48:28,818 [ "Modern Woman" Performed By Billy Joel ] 680 00:48:31,889 --> 00:48:34,414 You see her sittin' with her coffee and her paper 681 00:48:34,491 --> 00:48:38,257 With her high-top sneakers of Italian design 682 00:48:38,329 --> 00:48:41,924 With her long, cool stare she aggravates attention 683 00:48:41,999 --> 00:48:45,435 Makes up her face while she makes up her mind 684 00:48:45,502 --> 00:48:48,665 Now you're in trouble maybe she's an intellectual 685 00:48:48,739 --> 00:48:51,674 What if she figures out you're not very smart 686 00:48:51,742 --> 00:48:54,575 Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal 687 00:48:54,645 --> 00:48:58,741 You've got to get it settled 'cause she's breakin' your heart 688 00:48:58,816 --> 00:49:00,215 Don't try to put on an act 689 00:49:00,284 --> 00:49:05,449 You can't do that to a modern woman 690 00:49:05,522 --> 00:49:07,285 And you're an old-fashioned man 691 00:49:07,358 --> 00:49:12,125 She understands the things you're doin' 692 00:49:12,196 --> 00:49:16,360 She's a modern woman 693 00:49:28,979 --> 00:49:32,176 She's a modern woman 694 00:49:34,018 --> 00:49:37,545 She's a modern woman 695 00:49:37,621 --> 00:49:41,557 [ Woman Moaning ] 696 00:49:44,261 --> 00:49:48,322 - [ Moaning ] - More! 697 00:49:56,607 --> 00:49:58,905 [ Beeping ] 698 00:50:00,144 --> 00:50:02,476 Yes? 699 00:50:02,546 --> 00:50:06,949 Sir, there's someone on the phone. They say they sent you that tape. 700 00:50:07,951 --> 00:50:11,079 Put 'em through, please. 701 00:50:12,956 --> 00:50:14,890 Hello. 702 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:18,018 Hello. Is this Chief Benton? 703 00:50:18,095 --> 00:50:20,529 Uh, y-yes. 704 00:50:20,597 --> 00:50:23,191 I'm the one who sent you the tape. 705 00:50:23,267 --> 00:50:25,531 Have you had a look at it yet? 706 00:50:25,602 --> 00:50:28,230 Yes, I just saw it. 707 00:50:28,305 --> 00:50:31,672 - So, what do you think? - Well, obviously... 708 00:50:31,742 --> 00:50:34,575 it's very upsetting. 709 00:50:34,645 --> 00:50:37,375 - This whole thing's making me ill. - I agree. 710 00:50:37,448 --> 00:50:41,350 That poor woman, she had to go through a living hell. 711 00:50:41,418 --> 00:50:44,876 - I'd rather die a quick death. - All right! All right! 712 00:50:44,955 --> 00:50:46,889 What do you want from me? 713 00:50:46,957 --> 00:50:51,485 Well, arresting Sam Stone would be a good start. 714 00:50:51,562 --> 00:50:54,725 You want me to arrest Sam Stone? 715 00:50:54,798 --> 00:50:58,757 Any special reason why I should arrest him? 716 00:50:58,836 --> 00:51:02,738 - For murdering his wife! - Murder? 717 00:51:02,806 --> 00:51:06,537 Well, uh, all right, okay. 718 00:51:06,610 --> 00:51:10,046 You know, it's not gonna be easy. I'll need evidence. 719 00:51:10,114 --> 00:51:14,608 That tape isn't enough to convince you? Jesus! 720 00:51:14,685 --> 00:51:17,950 Think of the publicity you'll get. 721 00:51:18,021 --> 00:51:20,956 All right, all right. I'm convinced. 722 00:51:21,024 --> 00:51:24,221 - I'll have Sam Stone arrested. - Thank you. 723 00:51:28,866 --> 00:51:30,800 Sam Stone? 724 00:51:43,414 --> 00:51:46,850 - Chief Benton. - The investigation has taken a new direction. 725 00:51:46,917 --> 00:51:50,080 We've reason to believe Stone may have murdered his wife. 726 00:51:50,154 --> 00:51:52,782 - Mr.Stone? Oh, no. - You heard me. 727 00:51:52,856 --> 00:51:57,589 - I want this placed combed until something is found. Got it? - Yes, sir. 728 00:51:57,661 --> 00:52:00,129 [ Yipping ] 729 00:52:00,197 --> 00:52:03,633 Muffy, there you are. 730 00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:05,668 Ahh. 731 00:52:05,736 --> 00:52:08,899 Where have you been, huh? Good girl. 732 00:52:08,972 --> 00:52:12,669 Ah, yeah, the big dog won't hurt you, huh? 733 00:52:12,743 --> 00:52:15,871 He's just a big-- 734 00:52:35,599 --> 00:52:37,999 [ Policeman ] Chief Benton! 735 00:52:38,068 --> 00:52:40,593 - What is it? - I found this in the backyard. 736 00:52:40,671 --> 00:52:43,265 Chloroform. And Officer Williams found snapshots... 737 00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:45,501 of Mr.Stone and another woman. 738 00:52:45,576 --> 00:52:49,103 Really? 739 00:53:00,324 --> 00:53:02,155 Jackpot! 740 00:53:11,869 --> 00:53:14,531 Mr.Kessler? Ken Kessler? 741 00:53:14,605 --> 00:53:17,233 - Yes? - We're police officers. 742 00:53:17,307 --> 00:53:19,468 I'm Lt.Bender. This is Lt.Walters. 743 00:53:19,543 --> 00:53:21,670 May we have a word with you, please? 744 00:53:21,745 --> 00:53:24,646 Oh, sure. Uh-- 745 00:53:24,715 --> 00:53:28,276 Come upstairs. We can talk in the salesmen's office. 746 00:53:39,162 --> 00:53:41,153 - [ Kenny ] Have a seat. - Thank you. 747 00:53:41,231 --> 00:53:43,859 Mr.Kessler, over a week ago... 748 00:53:43,934 --> 00:53:47,529 a lady named Barbara Stone was kidnapped from her Bel Air home. 749 00:53:47,604 --> 00:53:51,597 - Are you familiar with the case? - Yeah, I read about it. 750 00:53:51,675 --> 00:53:57,136 We believe the vehicle the kidnappers used left a tire print in her driveway. 751 00:53:57,214 --> 00:54:00,809 We took a mold of that print, had our lab analyze it, and the results were rather interesting. 752 00:54:00,884 --> 00:54:04,752 [ Walters ] These are the prints of the kidnapper's car, 753 00:54:04,821 --> 00:54:07,449 and these are the prints of your car. 754 00:54:07,524 --> 00:54:10,288 [ Beeper ] 755 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,760 Is there a phone I can use? 756 00:54:12,829 --> 00:54:17,163 Uh, sure, it's right over there on the desk. 757 00:54:23,941 --> 00:54:26,307 Amazing similarity! 758 00:54:26,376 --> 00:54:28,571 Would you excuse me for a second? 759 00:54:28,645 --> 00:54:33,207 I've got to go to the bathroom. I've got a touch of the stomach flu. 760 00:54:34,284 --> 00:54:36,309 Sure, go right ahead. 761 00:54:36,386 --> 00:54:41,255 Chloroform? What about fingerprints? 762 00:54:41,325 --> 00:54:44,317 Bingo! We have a winner. 763 00:54:49,633 --> 00:54:53,399 You won't believe this. They found evidence implicating Stone. 764 00:54:53,470 --> 00:54:57,270 - Stone? You're kidding? - Chloroform and fingerprints. 765 00:54:57,341 --> 00:54:59,707 I'll be damned. Let's get out of here. 766 00:54:59,776 --> 00:55:02,336 - Where's Kessler? - In the john. 767 00:55:02,412 --> 00:55:05,506 - [ Grunting ] - [ Glass Breaking ] 768 00:55:05,582 --> 00:55:08,380 [ Grunting ] 769 00:55:08,452 --> 00:55:10,784 Stomach flu. 770 00:55:11,455 --> 00:55:13,753 Mr.Kessler? 771 00:55:13,824 --> 00:55:16,190 I'll b-be right out. 772 00:55:16,259 --> 00:55:19,126 Don't bother, sir. Thank you for your help. 773 00:55:19,196 --> 00:55:21,130 We'll just show ourselves out. 774 00:55:21,198 --> 00:55:24,565 [ Loud Groaning ] 775 00:55:41,446 --> 00:55:43,846 - Hello. - All right, Mr.Stone. 776 00:55:43,915 --> 00:55:46,247 We came very close to killing your wife, 777 00:55:46,318 --> 00:55:50,254 but she begged us repeatedly for just one more chance. 778 00:55:50,322 --> 00:55:53,257 So in the spirit of compassion and mercy, 779 00:55:53,325 --> 00:55:55,919 we decided not to kill her just yet. 780 00:55:55,994 --> 00:55:58,428 Compassion and mercy? 781 00:55:58,497 --> 00:56:01,660 What the hell's going on over there? I thought you people were ruthless! 782 00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:06,466 - We are, Mr.Stone. - Then what's this phone call about? 783 00:56:06,538 --> 00:56:08,699 We called to make you an offer, 784 00:56:08,773 --> 00:56:11,867 - an offer even you can't refuse. - Oh? 785 00:56:11,943 --> 00:56:14,776 Yeah. 10,000. 786 00:56:14,846 --> 00:56:16,973 Fat chance! 787 00:56:17,048 --> 00:56:20,848 Mr.Stone, this is no joke! We're desperate people. 788 00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:24,514 I believe this is a joke, pal, and you're it. 789 00:56:24,589 --> 00:56:27,456 The last time we spoke, you said my wife would be... 790 00:56:27,526 --> 00:56:29,994 in the morgue if I didn't pay. 791 00:56:30,061 --> 00:56:32,928 Well, I didn't pay and today I was at the morgue. 792 00:56:32,998 --> 00:56:35,489 She wasn't there. You lied to me. 793 00:56:35,567 --> 00:56:38,092 - You know what I think of you? - No. 794 00:56:38,169 --> 00:56:41,297 You got no nuts! What do I have to do? 795 00:56:41,373 --> 00:56:46,333 Put a gun in your hand, aim, and pull your finger down, you spineless wimp? 796 00:56:47,812 --> 00:56:50,645 I dare you to kill her! 797 00:56:52,150 --> 00:56:55,586 Now that oughta do it. 798 00:56:58,056 --> 00:57:01,617 Hey, you? Wanna sell me a stereo? 799 00:57:01,693 --> 00:57:04,355 - Yeah, I'll sell you a stereo. - All right. 800 00:57:04,429 --> 00:57:08,798 I'm lookin' for something real hot. I don't wanna get ripped off, you know? 801 00:57:08,867 --> 00:57:10,664 Okay. 802 00:57:10,735 --> 00:57:14,193 You're looking for some real hot speakers, right? 803 00:57:14,272 --> 00:57:17,332 I'm not talking about something you just listen to. 804 00:57:17,409 --> 00:57:21,743 - I'm talking about the kind of sound you can feel. - Yeah! 805 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:23,747 - You know what I mean. - Yeah! 806 00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:27,649 When it comes to great stereo, you can't beat big speakers. 807 00:57:27,719 --> 00:57:32,452 I'm talking about big speakers with big woofers like this. 808 00:57:32,524 --> 00:57:36,790 You can get this. It has a nice little eight-inch woofer, or this ten-incher. 809 00:57:36,861 --> 00:57:40,126 Over here we have a nice big 12-inch. 810 00:57:40,198 --> 00:57:45,135 But I can tell by the look on your face, man, you want something even bigger. 811 00:57:45,203 --> 00:57:48,070 - Fuck, yeah! - "Fuck, yeah" is right. 812 00:57:48,139 --> 00:57:51,006 We gotta go to the big room for this! 813 00:57:51,076 --> 00:57:54,341 The big room! Check it out, my man. 814 00:57:54,412 --> 00:57:58,041 The flagship of the entire Dominator line. The MX-10. 815 00:57:58,116 --> 00:58:00,141 I have a pair of these myself. 816 00:58:00,218 --> 00:58:03,278 30 inches of thigh-slappin', blood-pumpin' nuclear brain damage! 817 00:58:03,355 --> 00:58:06,688 Bitchin'! Hey, what's the fucking cost? 818 00:58:06,758 --> 00:58:09,591 That's the bitchin' part about it. It don't matter. 819 00:58:09,661 --> 00:58:13,597 If you can't afford it, fuckin' finance it! 820 00:58:13,665 --> 00:58:15,929 [ Loud Hard Rock ] 821 00:58:20,472 --> 00:58:22,440 Yeah! Whoo! 822 00:58:27,779 --> 00:58:31,271 So what if it's as big as a Subaru and costs as much! 823 00:58:31,349 --> 00:58:33,442 You'll never have to trade this in. 824 00:58:33,518 --> 00:58:36,385 This is gonna be with you for the rest of your life. 825 00:58:36,454 --> 00:58:39,116 And when you die, they can bury you in it! 826 00:58:39,190 --> 00:58:41,488 I want it! 827 00:58:49,401 --> 00:58:53,804 This guy is okay. First guy I feel I can really trust. 828 00:58:53,872 --> 00:58:57,399 Wait a minute. Why don't I show you something else? 829 00:58:57,475 --> 00:59:01,935 They're not very big, but Consumer Stereo rates them a best buy. 830 00:59:02,013 --> 00:59:04,880 The Sentry EV-1s. And they're not gonna break you. 831 00:59:05,016 --> 00:59:07,075 Pick 'em up. That's it. 832 00:59:07,152 --> 00:59:10,019 Kick it out. Two more. 833 00:59:10,088 --> 00:59:14,115 That's it! Whew, I'm pooped. 834 00:59:14,192 --> 00:59:17,628 - Let's take a break. - Take a break? Come on, you little wimp! 835 00:59:17,696 --> 00:59:19,721 Let's go! 836 00:59:23,601 --> 00:59:25,967 Here's your lunch. 837 00:59:27,539 --> 00:59:30,269 It's fruit salad. You seem to like that the most, 838 00:59:30,341 --> 00:59:33,401 although you still don't eat as much as you should. 839 00:59:33,478 --> 00:59:38,040 My body's become a more efficient machine. I go farther with less food. 840 00:59:38,116 --> 00:59:41,176 You must be in pretty good shape by now. 841 00:59:41,252 --> 00:59:44,085 You certainly look good. 842 00:59:44,155 --> 00:59:46,123 You've lost a lot of weight. 843 00:59:48,860 --> 00:59:50,919 Huh? What? 844 00:59:50,995 --> 00:59:56,490 Oh, yeah, you've lost a lot of weight, at least 20 pounds. 845 00:59:56,568 --> 00:59:59,093 What? 846 00:59:59,170 --> 01:00:01,297 Tw-- 847 01:00:01,372 --> 01:00:03,533 Do you have a scale? 848 01:00:07,645 --> 01:00:11,274 - I don't know how to thank you! - Thank me? 849 01:00:11,349 --> 01:00:15,376 I've been to... ten different fat farms in, 850 01:00:15,453 --> 01:00:17,580 God, I don't know how many years. 851 01:00:17,655 --> 01:00:22,024 And I lost a total, a total of six pounds. 852 01:00:22,093 --> 01:00:26,462 I have lost 20 pounds! 853 01:00:30,268 --> 01:00:32,964 I wasn't sure, but... 854 01:00:33,037 --> 01:00:36,200 it felt thin. 855 01:00:36,274 --> 01:00:39,766 You wouldn't have a-- never mind. 856 01:00:39,844 --> 01:00:42,312 - A-- A what? - No, no, no. 857 01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:44,473 It's very silly. 858 01:00:44,549 --> 01:00:46,483 No, what? Please tell me. 859 01:00:46,551 --> 01:00:51,011 All my life I wanted to have a slinky little figure... 860 01:00:51,089 --> 01:00:55,355 so I could wear some Bill Blass or Valentino, 861 01:00:55,426 --> 01:00:59,726 some exotic evening gown like Christian Dior, Jerry Galanos. 862 01:00:59,798 --> 01:01:03,131 Are you kidding me? You're kidding me, aren't you? 863 01:01:03,201 --> 01:01:08,366 I'm sorry. I know it's ridiculous to think that somebody of your, 864 01:01:08,439 --> 01:01:13,308 - well, moderate means-- - I'll be right back. Just don't go anywhere. 865 01:01:22,086 --> 01:01:24,384 - Sam Stone? - Yeah? 866 01:01:24,455 --> 01:01:26,616 Mr.Stone, you're under arrest. 867 01:01:26,691 --> 01:01:29,091 For mixing cotton with silk? 868 01:01:35,433 --> 01:01:37,731 This is absolutely beautiful! 869 01:01:37,802 --> 01:01:40,703 Whose design is this? Is this Bill Blass? Albert Nipon? 870 01:01:40,772 --> 01:01:43,206 - Nah, too conventional. - Halston? 871 01:01:43,274 --> 01:01:45,674 I know who did it. Oscar de la Renta. 872 01:01:45,743 --> 01:01:48,974 I designed it. 873 01:01:49,047 --> 01:01:52,244 Get outta here! Really? Wow! 874 01:01:52,317 --> 01:01:55,013 You're a professional. 875 01:01:55,086 --> 01:02:00,080 - Nah. - You are! This is sensational. Do you have any more? 876 01:02:00,158 --> 01:02:02,183 Wait! 877 01:02:03,895 --> 01:02:07,558 I won't do you no harm no 878 01:02:09,267 --> 01:02:13,431 You've got to be all mine all mine 879 01:02:13,504 --> 01:02:16,166 Ooh, foxy lady 880 01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:20,469 [ Giggling ] 881 01:02:20,545 --> 01:02:22,479 Foxy 882 01:02:25,516 --> 01:02:28,815 So, Sam told you I was his partner? 883 01:02:28,887 --> 01:02:32,618 No way! He was just passing the buck. 884 01:02:32,690 --> 01:02:35,250 Oh, God. 885 01:02:35,326 --> 01:02:37,794 So, when do I get out of here? 886 01:02:37,862 --> 01:02:39,796 As soon as Mr.Stone pays the ransom. 887 01:02:39,864 --> 01:02:44,062 What's the problem? What is the ransom? 888 01:02:45,236 --> 01:02:47,602 It, it was $500,000. 889 01:02:47,672 --> 01:02:50,402 That shouldn't be a problem. 890 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:53,137 He complained. 891 01:02:53,211 --> 01:02:55,475 He complained? 892 01:02:55,546 --> 01:02:58,481 And then we dropped our price to $50,000. 893 01:02:58,549 --> 01:03:01,848 - Yeah? - He didn't pay. 894 01:03:03,421 --> 01:03:06,015 He didn't pay? 895 01:03:06,090 --> 01:03:08,115 So now what? 896 01:03:10,194 --> 01:03:12,219 So now... 897 01:03:12,297 --> 01:03:16,290 we're dropping our price again to $10,000. 898 01:03:16,367 --> 01:03:19,700 Do I understand this correctly? 899 01:03:19,771 --> 01:03:22,467 I'm being marked down? 900 01:03:22,540 --> 01:03:25,509 What is this? The bargain basement? 901 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:34,183 I've been kidnapped by Kmart! 902 01:03:34,986 --> 01:03:37,716 Don't cry, Barbara. 903 01:03:41,125 --> 01:03:44,686 Hey, check it out. 904 01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:50,526 You sure got a pretty mouth. 905 01:03:50,601 --> 01:03:52,796 All right, Stone, let's go. 906 01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:56,033 - Hey, was it something I said? - Yeah. 907 01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:00,639 Although this is a capital crime, 908 01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:03,806 the accused is an upstanding member of the community, 909 01:04:03,881 --> 01:04:06,907 a responsible and successful businessman... 910 01:04:06,985 --> 01:04:10,284 and has never before posed a threat to society. 911 01:04:10,355 --> 01:04:13,722 Bail will be granted and set at... 912 01:04:13,791 --> 01:04:18,353 - $700,000. - You want to try for a reduction? 913 01:04:18,429 --> 01:04:21,262 No, pay the ticket and let's get the hell out of here. 914 01:04:21,332 --> 01:04:24,028 That filthy slug! That screeching little witch! 915 01:04:24,102 --> 01:04:26,627 - That pasty-faced troll! - The judge? 916 01:04:26,704 --> 01:04:29,571 My wife! I gotta get her back! 917 01:04:32,143 --> 01:04:34,236 - Sandy? - Kenny? 918 01:04:37,548 --> 01:04:39,641 It's over. Sam isn't going to pay the ransom. 919 01:04:39,717 --> 01:04:42,311 He couldn't care less. I'm no criminal. 920 01:04:42,387 --> 01:04:45,356 I can't even sell retail... and that's legal. 921 01:04:45,423 --> 01:04:48,324 - We gotta get packing and get outta here. - Oh, Kenny! 922 01:04:48,393 --> 01:04:53,057 I've got some very interesting news for you. 923 01:04:53,131 --> 01:04:56,157 I am the new rising star... 924 01:04:56,234 --> 01:04:58,828 - in high fashion! - Let's get a grip on ourselves. 925 01:04:58,903 --> 01:05:03,033 Try to be calm. We're going down to Mexico for a couple of years. 926 01:05:03,107 --> 01:05:05,575 - We can camp on the beach. - Does that mean we let Barbara go? 927 01:05:05,643 --> 01:05:08,168 - We're not going to take her with us. - Good. 928 01:05:08,246 --> 01:05:11,738 - 'Cause I've already let her go. - What? You let her go? 929 01:05:16,154 --> 01:05:18,782 [ Kenny ] Oh, my God! 930 01:05:18,856 --> 01:05:21,654 - You didn't let her just run right out of here? - Yeah! 931 01:05:21,726 --> 01:05:23,853 - Oh, my God! - Why not? 932 01:05:23,928 --> 01:05:27,887 She knows where we live. She'll turn us in. The police will be here. 933 01:05:27,965 --> 01:05:30,525 You don't understand. She really likes us now. 934 01:05:30,601 --> 01:05:33,764 I showed her my gowns. She loves them. 935 01:05:33,838 --> 01:05:36,602 We're all going into business together. 936 01:05:36,674 --> 01:05:39,700 - We're gonna open our fall line in Paris. - She told you this? 937 01:05:39,777 --> 01:05:42,007 Yes. She really, truly loves me. 938 01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,048 She can be trusted. She's changed! 939 01:05:44,115 --> 01:05:46,811 Changed? What'd you do? Perform an exorcism? 940 01:05:46,884 --> 01:05:50,479 Ken, she lost nearly 20 pounds. 941 01:05:52,223 --> 01:05:55,488 Well, you just had to be there. It was a very special moment. 942 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:58,154 [ Knocking ] 943 01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:05,726 I'm surprised they knocked. 944 01:06:13,811 --> 01:06:16,507 Good afternoon. We're wondering if you've seen this man. 945 01:06:16,581 --> 01:06:19,744 He was sighted in the area a few weeks ago and then again this morning. 946 01:06:19,817 --> 01:06:22,650 He's psychotic, extremely dangerous and violent. 947 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:25,985 - He's killed half a dozen people. - I gotta get outta here. 948 01:06:26,057 --> 01:06:28,355 My wife, she's late for work. 949 01:06:30,061 --> 01:06:32,529 Doesn't look familiar. 950 01:06:32,597 --> 01:06:36,624 Keep this and give us a call at this number in case you do see him. 951 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:42,071 Under no circumstances should you try to subdue him yourself. He's extremely violent. 952 01:06:42,140 --> 01:06:45,974 He looks it. Thank you very much, Officer. 953 01:06:52,216 --> 01:06:53,979 Sandy? 954 01:06:54,051 --> 01:06:56,679 It's okay. It's okay! 955 01:06:56,754 --> 01:06:59,154 They're looking for somebody else. 956 01:07:16,874 --> 01:07:19,707 I'll get the other suitcase from the basement. 957 01:07:52,009 --> 01:07:54,034 Hello? 958 01:07:54,111 --> 01:07:56,579 Hello? 959 01:07:57,381 --> 01:08:00,282 Anybody home? 960 01:08:00,351 --> 01:08:03,912 Oh, hello. Are you a friend of Ken and Sandy's? 961 01:08:07,925 --> 01:08:11,452 You... look like my mother. 962 01:08:11,529 --> 01:08:13,724 I hate my mother. 963 01:08:22,773 --> 01:08:25,799 No. [ Whimpering ] 964 01:08:28,179 --> 01:08:29,578 [ Gasp ] 965 01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:33,981 You-- You look just like my father. 966 01:08:34,051 --> 01:08:35,985 I hate my father! 967 01:08:36,053 --> 01:08:37,987 [ Scream ] 968 01:08:39,023 --> 01:08:40,320 Jesus. 969 01:08:40,391 --> 01:08:43,224 [ Barbara ] What the hell was that? 970 01:08:43,294 --> 01:08:46,161 [ Sandy ] Honey, don't touch him. 971 01:08:46,230 --> 01:08:49,996 Oh, my God. It's the bedroom killer. 972 01:08:50,067 --> 01:08:52,627 He told me I look like his mother. 973 01:08:52,703 --> 01:08:54,967 He hates his mother. 974 01:08:55,039 --> 01:08:57,132 He's dead. 975 01:08:57,208 --> 01:09:00,837 [ Barbara ] So, if I look like his mother... 976 01:09:00,911 --> 01:09:04,074 and you look like his father, 977 01:09:04,148 --> 01:09:07,379 this is what our son would look like. 978 01:09:07,451 --> 01:09:12,184 - Pretty strong argument for birth control. - What do we do now? 979 01:09:12,256 --> 01:09:16,716 Barbara, what are you doing here? 980 01:09:24,969 --> 01:09:28,666 [ Barbara ] I got it! I tell you, I've got it. 981 01:09:28,739 --> 01:09:30,673 Listen to this. All right. 982 01:09:30,741 --> 01:09:34,939 Sam arrives on a motorcycle wearing shorts, no shoes, no shirt, nothing. 983 01:09:35,012 --> 01:09:37,480 Maybe we'll just put him in a jockstrap. 984 01:09:37,548 --> 01:09:41,348 We send him all over town in the middle of a hot, sunny day. 985 01:09:41,419 --> 01:09:43,944 Sam burns real easily. He'll be bright red. 986 01:09:44,021 --> 01:09:46,888 I can't believe this is happening. 987 01:09:46,957 --> 01:09:49,949 [ Barbara ] Then he's got to cover himself with honey and go to a bee farm. 988 01:09:50,027 --> 01:09:55,090 - We make him dance so the bees go absolutely nuts! - I don't think she really-- 989 01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:58,294 Then we all watch while they sting him to death! 990 01:09:58,369 --> 01:10:00,394 Yeah! 991 01:10:00,471 --> 01:10:04,134 Don't we want a punishment that'll keep stinging him the rest of his life? 992 01:10:04,208 --> 01:10:08,042 My God, he must've been seeing this woman for years. 993 01:10:08,112 --> 01:10:11,639 Castrate him! I want to castrate him. 994 01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:18,252 Wouldn't it be better if we struck at the core of Sam's being, 995 01:10:18,322 --> 01:10:21,519 - his reason for living? - What would that be? 996 01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:23,787 His testicles! 997 01:10:23,861 --> 01:10:27,126 Would you know in complete detail what Sam's total net worth would be, 998 01:10:27,198 --> 01:10:30,827 not just the big stuff, the little stuff too, down to the last penny? 999 01:10:30,901 --> 01:10:33,836 Yeah... I think so. 1000 01:10:33,904 --> 01:10:38,568 Good. I want you to write it down in as much detail as you can. 1001 01:10:38,642 --> 01:10:41,611 Fire up the stove. Get the tofu burgers from the freezer. 1002 01:10:41,679 --> 01:10:43,647 We're calling Sam. 1003 01:11:17,882 --> 01:11:21,409 My tux, my silk tux. 1004 01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:25,546 Et tu, Adolph? Et tu? 1005 01:11:25,623 --> 01:11:28,319 [ Whimpering ] 1006 01:11:30,728 --> 01:11:34,789 [ Phone Ringing ] 1007 01:11:38,536 --> 01:11:40,470 - Hello? - [ Kenny ] Hi, Sam. 1008 01:11:40,538 --> 01:11:44,497 Oh, thank God it's you! I've been thinking about your last offer. 1009 01:11:44,575 --> 01:11:46,941 I think you're right. I cannot refuse. 1010 01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:50,139 $10,000 is fair and totally acceptable. 1011 01:11:50,214 --> 01:11:53,183 She's in bad shape, Sam. We've been torturing her. 1012 01:11:53,250 --> 01:11:55,514 - [ Sizzling ] - Aaah! 1013 01:11:55,586 --> 01:11:57,315 [ Sizzling ] 1014 01:11:57,388 --> 01:11:59,982 - Aaah! - Don't kill her! 1015 01:12:00,057 --> 01:12:04,357 We found out your wife is worth quite a bit more than $10,000. 1016 01:12:04,428 --> 01:12:06,419 - What do you mean? - We changed our minds. 1017 01:12:06,497 --> 01:12:08,658 We've upped the ransom. 1018 01:12:08,732 --> 01:12:11,326 - To what? - We're up to $2 million. 1019 01:12:11,402 --> 01:12:13,165 $2 million? 1020 01:12:13,237 --> 01:12:16,798 You outta your fucking mind? Where'd you get an incredible figure like that? 1021 01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:19,342 Oh, you'd be surprised at the quality and quantity... 1022 01:12:19,410 --> 01:12:22,004 of information a lit cigarette can provide. 1023 01:12:23,247 --> 01:12:25,215 [ Barbara Screaming ] 1024 01:12:25,282 --> 01:12:27,409 - [ Kenny ] What else? - Shh! 1025 01:12:27,485 --> 01:12:32,149 Gems! He's got rare gems in the safe. Oh, Sam, forgive me. 1026 01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:36,557 - What kind of gems? How many? - I don't know. 1027 01:12:37,962 --> 01:12:40,430 - Aaah! - [ Sizzling ] 1028 01:12:40,498 --> 01:12:42,762 Aaah! 1029 01:12:44,635 --> 01:12:47,297 Four flawless one-karat diamonds! 1030 01:12:47,371 --> 01:12:50,738 The bitch blabbed. 1031 01:12:50,808 --> 01:12:55,336 Apparently, you got a million-two built up in equity on Sam's Sportswear, 1032 01:12:55,412 --> 01:12:58,142 another 350,000 in your pension plan. 1033 01:12:58,215 --> 01:13:00,877 General Dynamics closed at 75 and 3/4 today, 1034 01:13:00,951 --> 01:13:03,681 which brings another 175,000 to the party. 1035 01:13:03,754 --> 01:13:08,555 45,000 for the Excalibur and now there's the four one-karat diamonds in the safe. 1036 01:13:08,626 --> 01:13:12,118 You inhuman slime! 1037 01:13:12,196 --> 01:13:14,892 [ Dial Tone ] 1038 01:13:14,965 --> 01:13:17,058 [ TV Announcer ] After his release yesterday, 1039 01:13:17,134 --> 01:13:19,227 Mr.Stone continued to deny the charges... 1040 01:13:19,303 --> 01:13:23,535 despite what the district attorney's office insists is overwhelming evidence. 1041 01:13:23,607 --> 01:13:27,907 Overwhelming evidence is right! What more do they want? 1042 01:13:27,978 --> 01:13:30,845 How could they let him go? 1043 01:13:33,217 --> 01:13:36,482 - Hello? - Hello. It's me again. 1044 01:13:36,554 --> 01:13:39,079 I see Sam Stone's been released. 1045 01:13:39,156 --> 01:13:43,286 It's not easy keeping a man in jail with these liberal courts. 1046 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:46,022 A man is innocent until proven guilty. 1047 01:13:46,096 --> 01:13:49,759 Well, how do you think these courts would feel... 1048 01:13:49,833 --> 01:13:54,770 - if I gave that tape to the media? - Oh, my... God. 1049 01:13:54,838 --> 01:13:57,739 Yeah! They'd go crazy for it. 1050 01:13:57,808 --> 01:14:00,368 They love to show sick stuff like that. 1051 01:14:00,444 --> 01:14:04,312 It'd probably be on national TV 2 4 hours a day for weeks! 1052 01:14:04,381 --> 01:14:06,508 I bet that'd get a hell of a reaction. 1053 01:14:06,584 --> 01:14:10,577 Please, please don't do that. 1054 01:14:10,654 --> 01:14:13,020 Where's your sense of compassion? 1055 01:14:13,090 --> 01:14:15,650 Why do you have to be so vicious? 1056 01:14:15,726 --> 01:14:19,389 Vicious? Have you seen that tape? 1057 01:14:19,463 --> 01:14:22,261 Come on! What's the big deal? 1058 01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:25,393 It's just a lonely man who wanted a little excitement. 1059 01:14:25,469 --> 01:14:30,270 That kind of thing happens every day. Everybody does it! 1060 01:14:30,341 --> 01:14:32,866 I don't believe this. 1061 01:14:32,943 --> 01:14:36,310 I don't believe you said that! 1062 01:14:36,380 --> 01:14:38,610 Men get the urge. 1063 01:14:38,682 --> 01:14:41,674 - We're only human. - You're sick. 1064 01:14:41,752 --> 01:14:45,188 Hello? No, don't hang up on me! 1065 01:14:46,724 --> 01:14:50,820 - So, what'd he say? - Something strange is happening here. 1066 01:14:50,894 --> 01:14:54,159 Either the chief is a complete moron, 1067 01:14:54,231 --> 01:14:57,598 and complete morons are rare, 1068 01:14:59,970 --> 01:15:02,461 or he's playing games with me. 1069 01:15:02,539 --> 01:15:06,441 We better find someplace where we can look at that tape. 1070 01:15:11,615 --> 01:15:13,549 - This is perfect. - It is? 1071 01:15:13,617 --> 01:15:15,551 Give me the tape. 1072 01:15:21,191 --> 01:15:23,125 Okay. 1073 01:15:25,929 --> 01:15:29,865 - [ Moaning ] - [ Man ] Ho, ho-ho! 1074 01:15:31,602 --> 01:15:36,403 - You idiot! This isn't Sam. - And he isn't killing her. 1075 01:15:36,473 --> 01:15:38,464 [ Woman ] That's my husband! 1076 01:15:38,542 --> 01:15:42,808 Barbara really was kidnapped. 1077 01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:46,111 She really was kidnapped! I didn't kill her. 1078 01:15:46,183 --> 01:15:48,413 Please believe me. You gotta be there. 1079 01:15:48,485 --> 01:15:51,215 They're coming this time for sure. 1080 01:15:51,288 --> 01:15:55,816 I think the deli's using a different mustard. The last time it was tangier. 1081 01:15:55,893 --> 01:15:58,521 Jesus Christ! I'm pleading for my life... 1082 01:15:58,595 --> 01:16:02,964 and you're discussing the inconsistency of lunch meat condiments! 1083 01:16:03,033 --> 01:16:05,160 Haven't you heard a word I've said? 1084 01:16:05,235 --> 01:16:08,204 [ Phone Ringing ] 1085 01:16:09,773 --> 01:16:11,707 God! 1086 01:16:14,078 --> 01:16:17,673 I'm sorry, Mr.Stone, but since the house is in your wife's name, 1087 01:16:17,748 --> 01:16:20,808 as well as her other 15 million in assets, 1088 01:16:20,884 --> 01:16:24,513 you're not legally entitled to it as long as your wife is alive. 1089 01:16:24,588 --> 01:16:28,615 However, you've got a million-two built up in equity in your business, 1090 01:16:28,692 --> 01:16:31,855 another 350,000 in your pension plan. 1091 01:16:31,929 --> 01:16:35,695 You'd have no problem using that as collateral. 1092 01:16:35,766 --> 01:16:38,064 All right. Let's do it! 1093 01:16:50,314 --> 01:16:53,283 [ Phone Ringing ] 1094 01:16:53,350 --> 01:16:55,580 - Hello? - [ Carol ] Sam? 1095 01:16:55,652 --> 01:16:59,782 Carol! Where the hell have you been? I've called you 100 times. 1096 01:16:59,857 --> 01:17:02,849 Sam, I miss you. How have you been? 1097 01:17:02,926 --> 01:17:06,589 I'm going crazy over this kidnapping thing. 1098 01:17:06,663 --> 01:17:10,224 - And the cops won't do a damn thing to help me. - Why? 1099 01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:13,394 They don't believe me. They think I made up the kidnapping. 1100 01:17:13,470 --> 01:17:16,871 They won't even show up at the ransom drop to see if I'm telling the truth! 1101 01:17:16,940 --> 01:17:20,205 You're gonna be all by yourself? That's terrible. 1102 01:17:20,277 --> 01:17:22,541 How much money is it? 1103 01:17:22,613 --> 01:17:25,673 - $2.2 million. - Cash? 1104 01:17:25,749 --> 01:17:27,683 Of course it's cash. 1105 01:17:27,751 --> 01:17:30,379 Have you ever heard of a kidnapper taking a check? 1106 01:17:30,454 --> 01:17:32,854 Where are you going to give them the money? 1107 01:17:32,923 --> 01:17:35,915 I mean, I, I hope it isn't dangerous. 1108 01:17:35,993 --> 01:17:39,588 I've gotta go to a phone booth... 1109 01:17:39,663 --> 01:17:42,723 on Hope Street Plaza. 1110 01:18:12,629 --> 01:18:16,065 [ Ringing ] 1111 01:18:18,602 --> 01:18:20,729 - Hello? - [ Barbara ] Sam! 1112 01:18:20,804 --> 01:18:24,740 It's so nice to hear your voice. How's Muffy? 1113 01:18:24,808 --> 01:18:26,867 Listen, Sam, we don't have much time. 1114 01:18:26,944 --> 01:18:29,276 There's a gun pointed at my head. 1115 01:18:29,346 --> 01:18:33,510 They're making me give the ransom instructions in case the police are listening. 1116 01:18:33,584 --> 01:18:37,748 You must make sure there are no police, otherwise they'll kill me. 1117 01:18:37,821 --> 01:18:40,915 Nope. No cops. 1118 01:18:40,991 --> 01:18:43,255 Now, have you got all the money? 1119 01:18:43,327 --> 01:18:48,287 $2.2 million in unmarked, nonsequential bills? 1120 01:18:48,365 --> 01:18:50,595 You miserable scum-sucking pig! 1121 01:18:50,667 --> 01:18:55,934 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. They made me say that. 1122 01:18:56,006 --> 01:18:59,203 - Yeah, I got all the money. - It's there in the briefcase? 1123 01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:02,677 You scumbag! You lowlife motherfucker! 1124 01:19:02,746 --> 01:19:05,840 Oh dear. They made me say that too. 1125 01:19:05,916 --> 01:19:09,977 - It's in the case, yeah. - The Rolex too? The gold Rolex? 1126 01:19:10,053 --> 01:19:13,284 Who said anything about the Rolex? They never mentioned the Rolex. 1127 01:19:13,357 --> 01:19:16,190 They want the Rolex and your pinkie ring! 1128 01:19:16,260 --> 01:19:21,129 Honey, they tortured me with cigars. I had to tell them everything. 1129 01:19:31,008 --> 01:19:32,976 All right. What else? 1130 01:19:33,043 --> 01:19:36,376 That's it! Just wait there. 1131 01:19:46,957 --> 01:19:48,982 Bag, please. 1132 01:19:51,128 --> 01:19:53,790 Come on, give me the bag! 1133 01:19:57,935 --> 01:19:59,800 Freeze! 1134 01:20:08,979 --> 01:20:13,109 Put the bag down and put your hands on your head. 1135 01:20:13,183 --> 01:20:14,775 Bender! 1136 01:20:14,851 --> 01:20:17,684 They're from the government. They're here to help you. 1137 01:20:17,754 --> 01:20:20,416 I said no police. Do you know what this means? 1138 01:20:20,490 --> 01:20:22,424 [ Kenny ] Stay back. 1139 01:20:22,492 --> 01:20:27,327 They touch me and I give the order to kill! Got it? 1140 01:20:27,397 --> 01:20:30,366 Leave me alone or she's a dead woman. 1141 01:20:30,434 --> 01:20:35,064 - You want her blood on your hands? - What do you think? 1142 01:20:35,138 --> 01:20:38,904 - Let's just follow him home. - Okay, let him go. 1143 01:20:38,976 --> 01:20:41,274 What? 1144 01:20:41,345 --> 01:20:43,313 - What are you doing? - Gimme it! 1145 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,314 Let go. Tell him to let go. 1146 01:20:45,382 --> 01:20:48,476 - If he doesn't let go I give the order. - Go ahead, give the order. 1147 01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:51,385 Let go! She's a dead woman if he doesn't! 1148 01:20:51,455 --> 01:20:53,514 All right, 1149 01:20:56,126 --> 01:20:58,720 drop it. 1150 01:20:58,795 --> 01:21:01,320 Punk. 1151 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:04,231 [ Ringing ] 1152 01:21:07,404 --> 01:21:09,372 Hello? 1153 01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:12,574 Hello? 1154 01:21:12,642 --> 01:21:15,236 This is Lt.Bender. What are you doing? 1155 01:21:15,312 --> 01:21:19,408 I'm taking my money. You got your man. The rest is your problem. 1156 01:21:19,483 --> 01:21:24,284 Mr.Stone, you may be guilty of obstructing justice, aiding and abetting a felon, 1157 01:21:24,354 --> 01:21:26,879 accomplice to kidnapping and possibly murder. 1158 01:21:26,957 --> 01:21:31,257 My advice to you is to drop the gun, give back the bag. 1159 01:21:31,328 --> 01:21:36,231 We have 150 officers, 75 cars and two helicopters. He won't get away. 1160 01:21:47,911 --> 01:21:50,846 - That's better. - Here! 1161 01:21:50,914 --> 01:21:53,246 What are you doing here? 1162 01:21:53,316 --> 01:21:57,275 Tell them to get out of here! If they don't go, she's dead! 1163 01:21:57,354 --> 01:22:01,154 All right, gentlemen, clear the street, please. 1164 01:22:01,224 --> 01:22:06,252 You too, Mr.Stone. Back away. 1165 01:22:06,329 --> 01:22:08,297 That's better. 1166 01:22:16,540 --> 01:22:19,509 [ Walters ] You can go now. 1167 01:22:19,576 --> 01:22:23,205 Don't follow me. Understand? 1168 01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:25,680 [ Walters ] We understand. 1169 01:22:28,051 --> 01:22:31,680 - Don't move! - Who the hell are you? 1170 01:22:31,755 --> 01:22:34,849 What the hell is going on? 1171 01:22:34,925 --> 01:22:37,826 I'm robbing you! 1172 01:22:39,362 --> 01:22:42,331 - Stop him! - [ Gunshot ] 1173 01:22:42,399 --> 01:22:47,666 - Did you shoot at me? - No, you moron. There's police all over. 1174 01:22:47,737 --> 01:22:49,705 Hundreds of 'em! 1175 01:22:49,773 --> 01:22:52,435 Do I look that stupid? 1176 01:22:52,509 --> 01:22:56,343 Yes, you do! 1177 01:22:56,413 --> 01:22:59,644 If you shot at me, where's your gun? 1178 01:22:59,716 --> 01:23:02,583 Well, you're too sharp for me! You got me figured out. 1179 01:23:02,652 --> 01:23:04,950 I don't have one. 1180 01:23:05,021 --> 01:23:06,955 [ Gunshot ] 1181 01:23:08,058 --> 01:23:10,993 That was a brand new tire. 1182 01:23:12,429 --> 01:23:14,590 Give me your keys. 1183 01:23:14,664 --> 01:23:17,428 - I don't believe this! - [ Bender ] Give the bag to Bozo, 1184 01:23:17,501 --> 01:23:22,529 drop the gun and put your hands in the air. 1185 01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:26,200 Who said that? 1186 01:23:26,276 --> 01:23:30,975 This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. 1187 01:23:34,184 --> 01:23:37,085 Perhaps we should shoot him. 1188 01:23:37,154 --> 01:23:40,214 [ Bender ] It's the police department. 1189 01:23:40,290 --> 01:23:42,258 Really? 1190 01:23:42,325 --> 01:23:47,524 No! We're the National Rifle Association! 1191 01:23:55,205 --> 01:23:57,639 Christ! 1192 01:24:11,254 --> 01:24:15,384 I'm leaving now. They said they wouldn't follow me. 1193 01:24:16,927 --> 01:24:20,021 Hey 1194 01:24:20,096 --> 01:24:23,657 Stand up 1195 01:24:23,733 --> 01:24:26,600 Ruthless People 1196 01:24:27,470 --> 01:24:31,167 Watch yourself 1197 01:24:32,108 --> 01:24:33,871 Hey 1198 01:24:35,045 --> 01:24:37,206 Stand up 1199 01:24:38,782 --> 01:24:42,047 Ruthless People 1200 01:24:42,118 --> 01:24:45,952 Ruthless People 1201 01:24:46,022 --> 01:24:50,755 You can have it if you want it 1202 01:24:50,827 --> 01:24:54,126 It might take the rest of your life 1203 01:24:54,197 --> 01:24:57,598 If you want it you can have it 1204 01:25:06,977 --> 01:25:10,344 - Ruthless People - They're still following me. 1205 01:25:10,413 --> 01:25:13,507 I should have known. I knew this wouldn't work. 1206 01:25:13,583 --> 01:25:16,211 You can't trust the police! 1207 01:25:27,764 --> 01:25:31,495 Oh, God. Oh... boy. 1208 01:25:31,568 --> 01:25:34,765 - He's cornered and he knows it. - I hope he doesn't hurt anybody. 1209 01:25:57,027 --> 01:26:00,485 I'm not going to jail! I'm not going to jail! 1210 01:26:03,867 --> 01:26:05,164 Oh, my God! 1211 01:26:06,469 --> 01:26:09,597 [ Honking ] Hey, look out! 1212 01:26:09,673 --> 01:26:11,368 [ Honking ] 1213 01:26:11,441 --> 01:26:13,432 Watch it! 1214 01:26:28,191 --> 01:26:31,558 [ Woman ] Somebody help! He'll drown! 1215 01:26:31,628 --> 01:26:34,426 - The water's way too cold. - There's riptides. 1216 01:26:34,497 --> 01:26:37,466 - I've seen sharks. - Somebody call an ambulance. 1217 01:26:37,534 --> 01:26:39,502 Look there! 1218 01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:41,560 That's money! 1219 01:26:49,646 --> 01:26:51,580 My money! 1220 01:26:51,648 --> 01:26:54,344 Let's get the coast guard and fish him out. 1221 01:26:57,387 --> 01:26:59,480 You can't do that! 1222 01:26:59,556 --> 01:27:01,854 That's not your money! 1223 01:27:01,925 --> 01:27:05,258 That's my money! Stop 'em! 1224 01:27:05,328 --> 01:27:06,886 Aaah! 1225 01:27:28,952 --> 01:27:31,147 The bedroom killer! 1226 01:27:31,221 --> 01:27:33,883 [ Sam ] What about the money? 1227 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:37,188 They recovered a few thousand dollars. The rest washed away. 1228 01:27:37,260 --> 01:27:41,219 He said if anything went wrong, 1229 01:27:41,297 --> 01:27:43,731 they'd kill Barbara. 1230 01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:47,463 Things couldn't have gone more wrong than this, could they? 1231 01:27:49,539 --> 01:27:52,337 That means she's dead. 1232 01:27:58,381 --> 01:28:03,080 [ Sobbing ] 1233 01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:04,848 [ Laughing ] 1234 01:28:19,202 --> 01:28:21,329 - Mrs.Stone! - I'll be damned! 1235 01:28:21,404 --> 01:28:23,395 - Mrs.Stone? - Yes. 1236 01:28:23,473 --> 01:28:26,306 I'm Lt.Walters. We're glad to see you're okay. 1237 01:28:26,376 --> 01:28:28,970 I'm sorry to have to ask you to do this right now, 1238 01:28:29,045 --> 01:28:32,674 but I'm afraid we need you to identify the body. 1239 01:28:36,352 --> 01:28:39,253 Yes! That's him! 1240 01:28:39,322 --> 01:28:41,449 Oh, I could never forget that face. 1241 01:28:41,524 --> 01:28:43,583 What hell he put me through. 1242 01:28:43,660 --> 01:28:45,924 - You're sure he worked alone? - Positive. 1243 01:28:45,995 --> 01:28:51,023 - He mentioned a partner. - He was schizophrenic. He thought he had partners. 1244 01:28:51,100 --> 01:28:53,068 Where's Sam? 1245 01:28:53,136 --> 01:28:55,036 He's over there, Mrs.Stone. 1246 01:28:55,104 --> 01:28:57,732 Would you excuse me for a moment? 1247 01:28:57,807 --> 01:29:00,002 I'd just like to be alone with my husband. 1248 01:29:00,076 --> 01:29:02,601 - Certainly. - Thank you. 1249 01:29:04,314 --> 01:29:06,908 Hello, Sam. 1250 01:29:10,119 --> 01:29:12,178 Barbara! 1251 01:29:13,756 --> 01:29:15,781 You look terrific! 1252 01:29:15,859 --> 01:29:18,521 You think so? 1253 01:29:20,163 --> 01:29:21,687 I mean, 1254 01:29:21,764 --> 01:29:24,062 - you're so thin. - Really? 1255 01:29:24,133 --> 01:29:27,159 Does it show? 1256 01:29:29,639 --> 01:29:33,473 I mean, you're beautiful! 1257 01:29:33,543 --> 01:29:37,172 - Oh, Sam! - Oh, Barbara! 1258 01:29:39,382 --> 01:29:42,510 I hope my marriage is as strong as theirs after 15 years. 1259 01:29:42,585 --> 01:29:45,383 I can't believe we doubted Stone's affection for his wife. 1260 01:29:45,455 --> 01:29:48,390 - We almost blew it. Thank God she's alive. - [ Grunting ] 1261 01:29:48,458 --> 01:29:52,417 Ol' buddy, you work, you put in long hours. It's a tough beat. 1262 01:29:52,495 --> 01:29:55,089 But it all seems worth it when you get a moment like this. 1263 01:29:55,164 --> 01:29:57,257 [ Walters ] Yeah, I love a happy ending. 1264 01:29:57,333 --> 01:29:59,631 [ Grunting ] Barbara! 1265 01:29:59,702 --> 01:30:01,636 [ Splash ] 1266 01:30:59,495 --> 01:31:03,898 [ "Modern Woman" ] 1267 01:31:13,509 --> 01:31:16,103 You see her sittin' with a coffee and a paper 1268 01:31:16,179 --> 01:31:19,808 With her high-top sneakers of Italian design 1269 01:31:19,882 --> 01:31:23,443 With her long, cool stare she aggravates attention 1270 01:31:23,519 --> 01:31:26,886 Makes up her face while she makes up her mind 1271 01:31:26,956 --> 01:31:30,187 Now you're in trouble maybe she's an intellectual 1272 01:31:30,259 --> 01:31:33,194 What if she figures out you're not very smart 1273 01:31:33,262 --> 01:31:36,356 Maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal 1274 01:31:36,432 --> 01:31:40,266 You've got to get it settled 'cause she's breaking your heart 1275 01:31:40,336 --> 01:31:41,803 Don't try to put on an act 1276 01:31:41,871 --> 01:31:47,002 You can't do that to a modern woman 1277 01:31:47,076 --> 01:31:48,737 When you're an old-fashioned man 1278 01:31:48,811 --> 01:31:53,680 She understands the things you're doing 1279 01:31:53,750 --> 01:31:57,550 She's a modern woman 1280 01:32:02,125 --> 01:32:05,060 She looks sleek she seems so professional 1281 01:32:05,128 --> 01:32:08,393 She's got a lot of confidence it's easy to see 1282 01:32:08,464 --> 01:32:11,831 You want to make a move but you feel so inferior 1283 01:32:11,901 --> 01:32:15,462 'Cause under that exterior is someone who's sleek 1284 01:32:15,538 --> 01:32:18,098 She's got style she's got her own money 1285 01:32:18,174 --> 01:32:22,201 So she's not another honey you can quickly disarm 1286 01:32:22,278 --> 01:32:25,304 She's got the eyes that make you realize 1287 01:32:25,381 --> 01:32:28,942 She won't be hypnotized by your usual charm 1288 01:32:29,018 --> 01:32:35,685 You've got your plan of attack that won't attract a modern woman 1289 01:32:35,758 --> 01:32:37,487 When you're an old-fashioned man 1290 01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:42,327 She understands the things you're doin' 1291 01:32:42,398 --> 01:32:46,767 She's a modern woman 1292 01:32:50,640 --> 01:32:54,041 As time goes by and you're sharing an apartment 1293 01:32:54,110 --> 01:32:57,045 She says she loves you but she doesn't know why 1294 01:32:57,113 --> 01:33:00,378 The morning she gives you your coffee and your paper 1295 01:33:00,450 --> 01:33:04,250 It's a strange situation for an old-fashioned guy 1296 01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:07,517 But times have changed things are not the same, baby 1297 01:33:07,590 --> 01:33:10,354 You won't be changed it's your bad attitude 1298 01:33:10,426 --> 01:33:13,827 Rock'n'roll just used to be for kicks and nowadays it's politics 1299 01:33:13,896 --> 01:33:17,662 And after 1986 what else could be new 1300 01:33:17,734 --> 01:33:24,333 You've got to learn to relax and face the facts of a modern woman 1301 01:33:24,407 --> 01:33:26,136 And you're an old-fashioned man 1302 01:33:26,209 --> 01:33:31,044 She understands the things you're doin' 1303 01:33:31,114 --> 01:33:35,016 She's a modern woman 1304 01:33:37,820 --> 01:33:41,381 She's a modern woman