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WOMAN ON TV:
Day after day...
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The store that one might...
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I hate television.
It gives me headaches.
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There's so many magnetic waves
traveling in the airspace
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because of TV and television,
we're losing
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10 times as many brain cells
as we're supposed to.
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Oh, please.
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"The cow says blank."
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Three letters.
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Dude!
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"Dude"!
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I don't know.
Magnetic waves, brain cells.
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I don't understand the
connection between that stuff.
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You know what else I heard?
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Magnetic waves shrink
silicone molecules.
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Oh, my God!
Turn it off!
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It's not working!
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It's backwards!
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- What do we do?
- I don't know!
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Oh, my God!
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[Television clicks off,
both sigh]
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That was kind of scary.
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- I know something even scarier.
- What?
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Have you heard about
this videotape?
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Where they do it on the boat?
And then in the car?
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And then in the bathtub?
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He's like, "Baby, I love you."
And she's like, "Where are we?"
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- And did you see the...
- No.
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- Not that tape.
- Oh.
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The one with
all the scary images.
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After you watch the tape,
the phone rings.
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And this scary voice comes on
and says you're gonna die in...
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Seven days. I saw that one
with Josh last weekend.
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You were with Josh last weekend?
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- Oh, my God!
- [Laughs]
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Oh, yes, I was.
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Oh, you ho!
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You know it!
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Oh!
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- [Fabric ripping]
- Aah!
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[Telephone ringing]
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[Snaps, whimpers]
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This is really weird.
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Yeah.
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Big house, only one phone.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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WOMAN:
I'm coming for you, my precious.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, precious.
Having fun?
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Hey, ask her which bathroom has
the vibrating showerhead.
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[Thunder crashes]
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Hello?
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Hello?
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[Creaking]
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- [Toaster dings]
- [Gasps, screams]
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[Squawking]
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Katie?
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Katie?
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Katie?
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Are you okay?
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Are you okay?
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Aah!
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[Girl screams]
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Ow.
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[Girl screams]
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God!
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[Urinating]
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[Girl screams]
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[Urinating stops,
screaming stops]
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[Urinating resumes]
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[Girl screams]
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[Urinating stops,
screaming stops]
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[Urinating resumes,
screaming resumes, both stop]
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[Urinating resumes,
screaming resumes, both stop]
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- Oh!
- [Crash]
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[Wind whipping]
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Whoa.
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[Wind whipping]
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- Tom, did you hear...
- [Dog barks]
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The dogs are acting strange.
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[Barking]
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[Whimpers]
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[Girl screams]
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[Girl screams]
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Sue!
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What are you doing out here?
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We were worried sick.
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What's wrong?
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I wonder what they're
trying to tell us.
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ANNOUNCER:
And now...
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Washington, D.C.'s
leading morning news program,
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"The Morning News."
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Good morning.
I'm Ross Giggins.
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For our top story,
we turn now to Cindy Campbell.
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Thank you, Ross.
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There's a developing story
in Middleburg at this hour.
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A mysterious
crop circle appeared
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in local farmer Tom Logan's
cornfield.
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Elaborate prank
or extraterrestrial phenomenon?
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We'll update you as soon as we
have any further information.
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But either way,
it's clear something strange
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is happening in that small town.
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Ross?
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I'm sorry.
I wasn't listening.
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Coming up, more news after this.
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- Cindy, you got a second?
- Sure.
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I want you to take a look at
this for that strip club exposé.
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But I'd rather stick with
the crop circle story.
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Oh, come on. You know
those things are just a hoax.
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No, I'm telling you, I sense
something about that cornfield.
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Call it women's intuition
or ESPN or both.
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But I can tell
when danger's near.
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[Gasps]
Ow!
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Ow!
My eyes!
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Cindy, it's sweeps month.
Ratings mean everything.
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People want
human interest stories.
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Like the one you did yesterday.
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The report
on breast augmentation?
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It was just 10 minutes
of topless women.
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I mean, come on.
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MAN: Wow!
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Why are these so interesting?
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Oh, for God's sake.
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[Sighs]
People don't care about this.
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They want hard-hitting stories
and in-depth coverage and...
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And twins!
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I love parties
that never end
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Dogs that love cats
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And... And twins
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I love burritos
at 4:00 a.m.
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Parties that never end
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Dogs that love cats
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You think it was
the Kreisel boys
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who cut that stuff
into your corn?
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All I know is my crops are gone.
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The bank's gonna foreclose
if I can't pay the rent.
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I got 60 days
to come up with $ 1.50.
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I'm sorry.
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The last thing you needed
was more...
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[Blowing nose]
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...hardship in your life.
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Especially after
what happened to...
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Sheriff, I don't need
your sympathy.
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I didn't mean to upset you,
Father.
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Please.
I'm not a minister anymore.
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I lost my faith
that terrible night.
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Your faith will return.
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Just as sure
as the sun will rise.
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Sounds like a long shot.
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Look, there's always
an explanation
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for all this so-called
phenomena.
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Maybe you're right.
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It was probably
just the Kreisels.
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And when I get through
with them,
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I doubt you'll be seeing
anything strange on this farm
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for a long time.
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You'll see.
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You all right, Tom?
Get some rest.
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George!
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[Humming]
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George!
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I need you back here tomorrow
night after you pick up Sue.
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That tractor needs fixing.
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Sorry, dawg. I can't help you.
I have to get ready for my show.
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Not that stupid
hip-hop stuff again.
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Damn it, when are you going to
do something with your life?
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I got a dream!
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- What is your dream?
- To have a dream.
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George, all you've done
is chase adolescent fantasies.
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"I want to be an astronaut.
A cowboy.
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Gynecologist to the stars."
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And now this stupid
hip-hop thing.
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For your information,
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this hip-hop thing is gonna
get me paid.
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I'm gonna win that rap battle.
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Rap battle?
Oh, for God's sake.
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You just hate me
'cause I'm black.
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You don't have any faith in me.
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You don't have any faith
in anything anymore.
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So why don't you just worry
about you,
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and I'll worry about...
Aah!
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[Car alarm activates]
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Cody!
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You're late again, Aunt Cindy.
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I'm sorry.
I was stuck in traffic.
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Cindy!
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Brenda, hi!
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Oh, it's great to see you!
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Oh, it's been so long.
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Oh, too long.
I've been working so hard.
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I've had to spend more
and more time at the station.
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The news just keeps coming in.
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What was the assignment?
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Draw your family and friends.
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Oh.
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Anyone new in your life, Cindy?
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Well, you know, I just haven't
found the right guy.
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I'm looking for something more
than just good sex.
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I know.
You want commitment.
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No, I want great sex.
And when I meet that guy...
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That's what I'm talking 'bout!
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You want a guy that's like,
bam, bam, bam!
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You know what I'm saying?
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Did I say stop drawing?
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Look, when I meet Mr. Right,
I'll know.
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[Humming]
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Uncle George!
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Hey, sweetie!
Come here!
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How are you?
Oh!
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Mmm!
Go get your stuff, okay?
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I know you.
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You're Tom Logan's brother.
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And you're that reporter,
Cindy Campbell.
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You did the story
on our cop cycles.
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Crop circles.
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Right.
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So, you're here
to pick up your...
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Nephew, Cody.
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You don't dress like a farmer.
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My brother's the farmer.
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I'm the rapper.
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- Hmm.
- Oh, for real.
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And here's the 6-1-1 on that.
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That's phone repair.
You mean 4-1-1.
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Right.
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So, I'll be doing the rap battle
at the 23 Club tomorrow night.
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Oh, I don't believe this shit.
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Word!
You two should come down!
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I'll be rappin',
I'll be cappin',
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I'll be tappin',
I'll be flappin',
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I'll be happen-ing.
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Ding, bing, wing.
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- Yo!
- Sounds good!
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Would, could, should, 'hood.
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- Ugh!
- Gug, mug, dug, bug.
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If we say we'll come,
will you shut your ass up?
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Okay, then.
Fresh.
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I'll see you guys
tomorrow night.
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Okay. Bye.
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Peace out.
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Now, who the fuck did that?
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Honey, what is it?
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Are you having
one of your visions?
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There's a girl...
with black hair.
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She wants to kill you.
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Your period starts
in three... two... one.
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What else?
Cody, what else do you see?
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I see a little boy
and a grown woman.
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But no father.
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Oh, Cody.
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I see you kneeling in dog shit.
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What? Ugh!
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Cody, don't you understand?
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As long as we have each other,
that's all we need.
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I know things have been tough
for you since your mom died.
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God, I have been so selfish.
Always putting my career first.
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From now on, I'm gonna be
thinking about you 24...
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Damn!
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Wait, Cindy!
Wait!
263
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:06,407
Aah!
264
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:21,798
Honey, I'm gonna be
leaving soon, so...
265
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,214
Do you know who she is?
266
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:38,944
No.
267
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,316
But sometimes she talks to me.
268
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,116
She's coming tonight.
269
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,783
[Knock on door]
270
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,697
Oh, Father Muldoon.
271
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,135
Cindy.
272
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,196
I'm so grateful you could come.
273
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:03,173
I've called all over
for babysitters.
274
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,302
I don't mind filling in
now and then.
275
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:08,437
Where is little Cody?
276
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,277
[Footsteps]
277
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,782
- [Door slams]
- I don't know.
278
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,785
He must be back in his room,
playing.
279
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,720
Anyway, I left a number where
I can be reached on the table.
280
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,553
Also, he has a little rash
on his behind.
281
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,820
So make sure he takes a bath.
282
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,362
Thank you, Father.
Good night.
283
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,589
Cody?
284
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:30,866
You can't stop us
285
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:32,267
Who you looking at?
286
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,669
Don't try to drop us
287
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,502
This ain't no...
288
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:38,407
[Crowd cheering]
289
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,680
MAHALIK: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's getting thick up in here.
290
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:45,342
Hey, look, before we get on
with the battles tonight,
291
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,180
I got a couple announcements
to make.
292
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,346
I know y'all want to bust a cap
in the air
293
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:50,615
for your favorite rapper.
294
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:53,817
But if you could please hold on
to your gunfire
295
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,861
until the end of the show.
296
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,190
[Jeering]
297
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,855
Let's just put the safeties on.
298
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,957
It's on the left side of the gun
above the trigger guard.
299
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,502
[Bullet ricochets,
woman shrieks]
300
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,471
Will somebody get his ass
out of here?
301
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:10,770
All right.
Deejay, spin that shit!
302
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,869
[Up-tempo beat plays]
303
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,747
[Crowd cheers]
304
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,961
Whoa!
My bad.
305
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,693
Mother...
306
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:41,066
Brenda, is something wrong?
You look scared.
307
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:44,166
I don't know. All that stuff
you was saying on TV...
308
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:47,178
I just got a weird feeling
something bad is heading my way.
309
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,043
Like when you see
an Asian person
310
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,411
behind the wheel of a car.
311
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:54,145
Cindy, after the show, you think
you could come back to my crib
312
00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:55,481
and hang out with me?
313
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:56,987
I don't want to be alone.
314
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,990
Oh, of course I will, Brenda.
315
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,026
Oh, I love you.
316
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,561
Pay my way, okay?
317
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,096
Yo, yo, yo, George!
318
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,359
What's up with the man
with the tightest rap game
319
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,866
on the streets, baby?
320
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,526
- What's good with you, boy?
- Dude!
321
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,365
What's good, baby?
322
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,236
Finally, the white man is gonna
school the black man
323
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,239
on how to rap.
324
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,435
- Yeah!
- Yeah. Yeah, I guess.
325
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,205
How many people are here,
you think?
326
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,246
I don't know, man.
327
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,339
100, 200 whitey-hating,
chrome-packing,
328
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,179
ready to bust a cap
in any white boy's ass
329
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:28,719
- who ain't bringing that shit.
- Yeah. At least. Yeah.
330
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:29,754
Mm-hmm.
Word.
331
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,017
What's wrong, George?
332
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,423
You ever wonder when it's time
to stop living up here
333
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,154
and start living down here?
334
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:40,028
No, but what if we stop living
over here and move over there?
335
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,192
My Aunt ShaNeequa used to live
over there, man.
336
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,359
But that bitch got evicted.
337
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:45,096
- Word? What for?
- I'm dead serious.
338
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,331
- Mice.
- Mice? I thought she had rats.
339
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,306
No, man. Rats are outside.
Mice are inside.
340
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,570
What if a mouse goes outside?
Does it become a rat?
341
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,304
If a rat is in the house,
is it a mouse?
342
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,540
I ain't never seen
no mouse outside.
343
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:56,945
That's because it's a rat, fool!
344
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,281
Damn, you might have just made
a fact just now.
345
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,479
Fellas, what are you guys
talking about?
346
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,078
Yo, George, you need something?
347
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:06,386
'Cause I will do anything
for you.
348
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,286
Anything.
349
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,720
Well, about those
chrome-packing,
350
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,287
whitey-hating gangsters,
perhaps...
351
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,629
- What he need is a hype man.
- Word!
352
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,396
Yeah, yeah, a-come on
353
00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:18,800
You can be his Spliff Star.
354
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,963
That's me.
That's what I do.
355
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,904
That's my job, baby!
That's what I do!
356
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,407
You know that.
Goddamn.
357
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:24,737
[Crash]
358
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:25,936
I'm cool.
That's what I do.
359
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:29,105
When you a hype man,
you take them hits.
360
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,411
Heads or tail, playboy,
what's it gonna be?
361
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,747
You cannot escape
your fate in the streets
362
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,253
Okay, I count cash,
you count sheep
363
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,812
You better not sleep
on the beats, capisce
364
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,051
[Crowd cheering]
365
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,252
All right, all right, all right!
That was hot!
366
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,693
That's what I'm talking about.
That was hot, right?
367
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,924
Right?
Yo, what do we think?
368
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,832
I thought you were both
absolutely dreadful.
369
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:53,997
Ghastly.
370
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:54,937
What?
371
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,032
I don't know
what I'm doing here.
372
00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:59,942
This club is totally pathetic.
373
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,604
[Crowd yelling]
374
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,381
Everybody put your hands up
375
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:12,424
You ready, George?
376
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,220
- It's showtime, baby.
- Okay.
377
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,352
I just want to let you know
no matter what goes on
378
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,589
on that stage tonight...
379
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:20,695
you'll always be in my heart.
380
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,734
Oh, that's love.
That's love right there.
381
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,326
- I love you.
- That's what I'm talking about.
382
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,306
I love you, man.
Can you feel it?
383
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,366
Can you feel my love
on your hip?
384
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,376
Can you feel it?
385
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,605
C. J:
I can't get around!
386
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,671
Come on, dawg!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
387
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,216
You go out there and you
rip it tonight. All right, man?
388
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,979
You do your thing tonight,
all right?
389
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,714
- Okay. Cool.
- We shouldn't have to do that.
390
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,016
We love each other.
391
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,147
I'm gonna go bring you on.
392
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,691
Let's do it, baby.
We hyped!
393
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,691
Yeah.
All right, all right.
394
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,422
Y'all ready
for the next throwdown?
395
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:54,591
To my left, we have
the reigning champion.
396
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,964
Hailing from Fort Apache
in the Bronx.
397
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,366
B X!
What? What? What?
398
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:01,167
Some of y'all call him
"Jealous Ones Still Envy."
399
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,107
Some of y'all call him
the Don Cartagena!
400
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,235
Some of y'all call him
Joey Crack.
401
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,073
Stick 'em up!
402
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,276
But, tonight, let's give it up
for Fat Joe!
403
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,710
I got to go against him?
404
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,447
Give it up!
Give it up!
405
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,456
What you think,
they're here to see Fat Joe?
406
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,515
CROWD:
Joe! Joe! Joe!
407
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:22,753
No, man, they're saying,
"Go! Go! Go!"
408
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,860
Now my challenger.
Whoo!
409
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,456
He's a farmer rapper.
410
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,469
So you know he been kicking
the shit all day!
411
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,903
Let's give it up
for my man, George!
412
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,532
That's what I'm talking about!
Yeah! Yeah!
413
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:39,441
Come on, everybody!
Put your hands...
414
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,036
That's right.
Okay, Joey Crack.
415
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,345
You're the reigning champion,
so you get to spit first.
416
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,214
Yo, deejay, spin that shit!
417
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,311
[Mid-tempo beat plays]
418
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,379
These guys can't be serious
right here.
419
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,787
Stan and Mini-Me
420
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,383
A.K.A. I hope he ain't
the one you fight with
421
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,121
Hey, yo,
this nigga's mad corny
422
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,892
And ain't got no skills,
'cause he's all right
423
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,262
TOGETHER:
But he's not real
424
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,300
Don't mean to hurt
your feelings
425
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,425
But you'll never get a deal
426
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,800
'Cause he's all right,
but he's not real
427
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,395
You're a needle
in a haystack
428
00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:09,167
I'm the don,
the city slicker
429
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,833
Forget cows
and milk your moms
430
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:13,241
Her titties give ya
that elixir
431
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,244
Thought he wasn't?
432
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,747
Bet this nigga end up
having kids with his cousin
433
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,443
Half-retarded,
my number-one fan be like
434
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,507
[Stammers]
435
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,281
That means Fat Joe's
the man
436
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:24,345
You're a liar in denial
437
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,153
Kill your ass quicker
than I died in "Empire"
438
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,319
How dare you want to joust
with me?
439
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,124
Looking like you dying
of S ARS or mad cow disease
440
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,597
You fake B-Rabbit
out to battle me
441
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,327
Eight miles down the road
442
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,925
The farm's thataway
443
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:41,666
Oh! Okay, let's go!
Wait a minute!
444
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,935
MAHALIK:
Whoo! All right!
445
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:45,306
All right!
That was hot!
446
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,436
That was tight, Fat Joe.
Yo!
447
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:51,710
Now everybody give it up
for my man, George!
448
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:53,444
Deejay, spin that shit!
449
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,009
- Whoo!
- [Mid-tempo beat plays]
450
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,488
Come on! Come on!
Everybody!
451
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,449
[Note plays]
452
00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:02,993
Bitch
453
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:03,993
[Lower note plays]
454
00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,154
Ho
455
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,222
[Notes playing]
456
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,505
Now everybody in the 2-0-2
457
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:21,740
Throw your hands in the air
'cause Fat Joe is through
458
00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:24,543
Now everybody in the 2-0-2,
throw 'em up
459
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,880
- Check it out.
- [Chanting] Go! Go! Go!
460
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,352
I'm a white boy,
but my neck is red
461
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:32,015
I put Miracle Whip
on my Wonder Bread
462
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:35,059
My face is pale,
Nah, I've never been in jail
463
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,220
Me and Buffy spend
every winter at Vail
464
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,196
How many bitches
have I slapped?
465
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:40,492
Zero, unh
466
00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:42,931
And Martha Stewart
happens to be my hero
467
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,731
I grew up on a farm,
and I was born with no rhythm
468
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,364
Dr. Phil's my uncle,
and I like to hang with him
469
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,931
I can't dance,
I wear khaki pants
470
00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:53,876
My middle name's Lance,
my grandma's from France
471
00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:56,345
So maybe I'm wack
'cause my skin ain't black
472
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:57,541
But you can't talk smack
473
00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:59,447
'Cause whitey
just struck back
474
00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:04,444
Whoo!
475
00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:08,055
That's what I'm talking about!
476
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:11,755
MAHALIK:
Give it up for George!
477
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,957
That's my boy right there!
That's what...
478
00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:15,624
Oh, shit.
Ooh.
479
00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:20,262
[Crowd murmuring]
480
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,273
George! George!
The hood!
481
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,603
Lose the hood!
482
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,200
- I know. We're in the 'hood now!
- No, man!
483
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,802
He's a dead man.
484
00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:30,404
You guys feeling me?
In the 'hood?
485
00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:32,780
[Crowd booing]
486
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,614
Whoa! Whoa!
487
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,517
Aah!
488
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:39,857
That's it.
I'm done.
489
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:42,393
Oh, man, you can't give up rap
just like that.
490
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:43,985
Rap shmap.
491
00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,724
Look! You still got it!
See?
492
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:50,200
BRENDA: Thanks for coming over
tonight, Cindy.
493
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:52,759
I guess I'm just going through
a rough time.
494
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:57,036
Brenda, you want to tell me
what's really bothering you?
495
00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:01,946
Well, there's something
I need to...
496
00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:03,674
I saw a tape.
497
00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:05,842
I think you should know
about it.
498
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:08,818
It had these really
shocking images, Cindy.
499
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,447
Brenda, it was Mardi Gras.
500
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:14,651
I never drank vodka before,
and I was out of beads!
501
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,694
No, not that tape, Cindy.
502
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,992
Well, I guess it's just
an urban legend.
503
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,362
You watch it.
504
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:23,867
And as soon as it's over,
your phone rings
505
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,368
and a creepy voice says...
506
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:28,031
[Distorted voice] "You're
gonna die in seven days."
507
00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:31,132
[Normal voice]
And seven days later...
508
00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:32,608
When did you watch it?
509
00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:34,770
A week ago.
510
00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:36,313
A week ago tonight.
511
00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:38,144
Brenda.
512
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,616
Oh, my God!
513
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,782
- Oh, Brenda!
- [Choking]
514
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,493
Brenda!
Oh, my God!
515
00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:54,728
- Oh! Oh!
- [Laughs]
516
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,995
Oh, my God!
You bitch!
517
00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:58,501
Ketchup!
518
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:01,733
You should have seen
the look on your face!
519
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:04,038
You got me!
520
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,307
- Brenda? Brenda?
- [Stammering]
521
00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:11,076
Oh, my God, Brenda!
Brenda?
522
00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:12,207
[Screams]
523
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,987
I can't believe you fell
for that fake seizure!
524
00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:25,427
But it seemed so real!
525
00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:27,829
- It did, didn't it?
- And you peed!
526
00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:31,062
Yeah! I really sold
that shit, didn't I?
527
00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:34,534
I just love the look on
your face when you are scared!
528
00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,198
Girl, you are too easy.
529
00:24:36,274 --> 00:24:38,071
- Aah!
- Aah!
530
00:24:44,015 --> 00:24:46,984
I got you
with the old fake hand!
531
00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:49,284
Ooh!
532
00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:50,685
Girl, you were scared!
533
00:24:50,755 --> 00:24:52,120
Well, I know!
534
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:54,055
Oh, come on.
I was just kidding.
535
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:56,252
Well, you've taken it
too far, Brenda.
536
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:59,263
I'm gonna go get
the rest of the popcorn.
537
00:25:05,637 --> 00:25:06,899
Cindy?
538
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,566
Oh, forget it.
I am not falling for it again.
539
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:28,716
Oh, come on.
540
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:30,818
Cindy, the news is on.
541
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:33,956
Another little white girl
done fell down a well.
542
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,694
50 black people get their
ass beat by police today,
543
00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:38,292
but the whole world got to stop
544
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,964
for one little whitey
down a hole.
545
00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:46,734
Cindy!
546
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,371
The TV's leaking!
547
00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:53,911
Cindy?
548
00:25:53,985 --> 00:25:56,419
Cindy, something's wrong here.
549
00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:15,862
Cindy, this bitch
is messing up my floor!
550
00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:19,306
[Whimpers]
551
00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:21,368
Cindy, help me!
552
00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:22,936
I'm not listening.
553
00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:27,215
Get up, you little ugly bitch,
554
00:26:27,285 --> 00:26:28,980
Come on!
Let me see what you got!
555
00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:32,023
What you gonna do?
That's all?
556
00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,518
Ooh!
557
00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:38,059
Ooh!
I'm whipping her ass, Cindy!
558
00:26:38,129 --> 00:26:39,494
Yeah!
What's up?
559
00:26:39,564 --> 00:26:41,293
[Grunts]
560
00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:43,027
Ooh!
561
00:26:51,576 --> 00:26:53,305
Aah!
562
00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:56,176
Cindy, please help me!
563
00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:58,272
- Cindy!
- [Telephone rings]
564
00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,545
Okay.
Hang on a second.
565
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:01,551
Hello?
566
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,180
Father Muldoon here.
We're getting along famously.
567
00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:06,348
Thanks again, Father.
Bye-bye.
568
00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:08,119
Brenda?
569
00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:10,251
Brenda?
570
00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:14,558
Brenda?
571
00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:22,570
Aah!
572
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:29,004
GEORGE:
Oh, my God.
573
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,672
Yes. Yes.
Of course I'll tell her.
574
00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:32,376
Thank you.
575
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,045
Sue's teacher, Brenda.
576
00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:37,053
She's...
577
00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:38,054
She's dead.
578
00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:40,717
Oh.
I better tell her.
579
00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:42,885
No, no, no.
I can do it.
580
00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:49,726
Sue?
581
00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:51,735
Yes?
582
00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:54,135
You know your teacher,
Miss Brenda?
583
00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:54,967
Yeah.
584
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,235
- She's dead!
- Aah!
585
00:27:57,308 --> 00:27:58,570
Gone forever!
586
00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:00,907
Died a horrible, painful death!
587
00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:03,607
Gone, gone, gone,
just like your dog!
588
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:04,979
My dog's dead?
589
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:08,577
I just ran him over with the car
when I drove in!
590
00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:11,281
Everyone you love around you
is dying!
591
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,790
- Aah!
- Aah!
592
00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:22,559
Hello, Father.
593
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:24,602
Don't call me Father.
594
00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:27,160
I haven't been
a clergyman since...
595
00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:32,576
I'm sorry about that night.
596
00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,407
If I hadn't fallen asleep
while driving
597
00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:37,073
for that exact 20 minutes.
598
00:28:37,148 --> 00:28:40,640
If I hadn't drank that exact
whole bottle of Jägermeister.
599
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,745
If only I hadn't killed
that hooker.
600
00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:45,619
Sayaman.
601
00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:47,954
I don't see what any of this
has to do with Annie.
602
00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:50,893
I'm sorry.
Those were other nights.
603
00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:55,865
But if it had been that night,
I might have missed her.
604
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,367
That terrible night.
605
00:28:57,435 --> 00:28:58,868
[Whimpers]
606
00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:01,599
["Mexican Hat Dance" plays]
607
00:29:03,508 --> 00:29:04,839
Hey!
608
00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:19,222
It's your wife, Father.
609
00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:20,814
She's hurt.
610
00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:21,688
Annie?
611
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,854
She was hit by a truck,
and she's pinned against a tree.
612
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:25,987
I don't understand.
613
00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:30,000
As long as the truck has her
pinned, she'll stay alive.
614
00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:31,899
I still don't get it.
615
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,742
This is your wife.
616
00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:43,103
She broke her wiener?
617
00:29:44,983 --> 00:29:48,578
Look what happens to the taco.
618
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:52,886
Look, I don't understand
all this fancy medical lingo.
619
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:54,788
I want to see Annie.
620
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,924
She's split in half.
621
00:29:57,996 --> 00:30:02,660
You mean like down-the-middle
in half?
622
00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:03,860
At the waist.
623
00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:08,304
You mean this is the last time
I can talk to the top half?
624
00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:09,897
Yes.
625
00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:13,535
The truck is the only thing
that is holding her together.
626
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:17,172
Let's say this is
her bottom half.
627
00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:20,046
Can I squeeze in
a few minutes with that?
628
00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:23,144
I'm not sure what you mean.
629
00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:25,849
- Let me explain.
- Tom.
630
00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:27,585
Go to her.
631
00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:38,358
Tom, I'll need a ride home.
632
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:44,737
Hey, baby.
How's it going?
633
00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:47,573
Oh, I'm dying, Tom.
634
00:30:47,645 --> 00:30:49,442
Don't talk like that.
635
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:52,176
The truck barely hit you.
636
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,309
[Coughs]
Honey.
637
00:30:54,385 --> 00:30:56,910
Kiss me one last time.
638
00:30:59,757 --> 00:31:02,885
Promise me you'll never remarry.
639
00:31:02,961 --> 00:31:05,327
I promise.
640
00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,830
And no sex, either.
641
00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:10,731
I'm sorry.
I didn't catch that.
642
00:31:10,802 --> 00:31:12,167
[Grunts]
No sex.
643
00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:14,364
Honey, you're not
speaking clearly.
644
00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:16,270
- Your injuries must be awful.
- No sex.
645
00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:19,902
Oh, cruel fate to shroud my
wife's dying words in mystery.
646
00:31:19,978 --> 00:31:21,912
- No sex!
- Poor Annie.
647
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,106
We hardly knew her.
648
00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:25,615
- She'll be missed terribly.
- Oh, Jesus.
649
00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:27,548
That's right, honey.
Go into the light.
650
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:28,711
Look!
651
00:31:28,786 --> 00:31:31,584
Just tell George, swing away.
652
00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:33,487
Right.
Swing away.
653
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,118
Oh, sure.
That you understand.
654
00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:38,219
[Gasps]
655
00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:40,787
Annie?
Annie!
656
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,434
I'm sorry, dude.
657
00:31:44,502 --> 00:31:46,129
Don't call me dude.
658
00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:48,638
I'm not a stoner anymore.
Not since...
659
00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:50,765
["Mexican Hat Dance" plays]
660
00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:52,434
Goodbye, Tom.
661
00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:55,479
[Tires screech]
662
00:31:55,546 --> 00:31:58,310
[Sheep bleating, crash]
663
00:31:58,383 --> 00:32:00,044
[Horn blaring]
664
00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:06,546
Amazing grace
665
00:32:06,624 --> 00:32:08,683
How sweet...
666
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,194
I'm so sorry,
Mr. and Mrs. Meeks.
667
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:14,026
Brenda was a good friend
when she was alive.
668
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:16,225
[Crying]
My sweet, sweet Brenda.
669
00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:18,531
She looks so peaceful.
670
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,161
Oh...
671
00:32:23,007 --> 00:32:26,738
If only God had taken us
instead of our daughter.
672
00:32:26,811 --> 00:32:29,279
And knowing your Brenda
like I did,
673
00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:31,838
I'd say she wishes
the same thing.
674
00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,177
These just came today.
675
00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:37,915
Photos from a trip she took.
676
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:42,381
They're blank.
677
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,985
Turn them around, honey.
678
00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:46,257
Oh.
679
00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:48,561
Yes, of course.
680
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,759
Who's this?
681
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,860
That's Ralph.
He's right over there.
682
00:32:58,843 --> 00:32:59,832
Cody?
683
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:03,711
It's a boy.
He's going to be an asshole.
684
00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:07,239
Smoke all you want.
You're gonna get hit by a bus.
685
00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:10,287
That's not fooling anyone.
686
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:13,015
Cindy.
687
00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:14,422
- George.
- Hey.
688
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:17,290
Sue wanted to pay her respects
to her teacher.
689
00:33:18,129 --> 00:33:19,221
You?
690
00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:20,696
Brenda was my bitch.
691
00:33:20,765 --> 00:33:21,789
Of course.
692
00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:24,858
Hmm.
693
00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:26,028
Are you okay?
694
00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:28,629
It's just the open coffin.
695
00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:30,799
I can't believe they leave it
out here like this.
696
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:32,866
- George, it's a wake!
- Awake?!
697
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:35,037
- Brenda! It's a miracle!
- No! George, stop!
698
00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:36,444
I thought you were dead!
699
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:39,745
Sue, your teacher's alive!
Hello?!
700
00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:43,014
I got your back, George!
I got your back!
701
00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:44,076
She's alive!
702
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:45,622
I'll tell you what!
703
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,681
- Oh!
- [Crowd gasping]
704
00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:51,218
GEORGE: Mahalik!
She's alive! Brenda!
705
00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:52,557
George, stop!
She's dead!
706
00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:54,222
No!
We won't lose you again!
707
00:33:54,298 --> 00:33:56,630
Mahalik, help!
708
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:57,895
Nothing!
709
00:33:57,969 --> 00:33:59,994
- Ooh!
- [Screams]
710
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,506
She's not breathing!
711
00:34:02,573 --> 00:34:03,437
No!
712
00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,601
Live, damn it!
Live!
713
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,778
Live, damn it!
Live!
714
00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:11,806
Let me open her windpipe!
715
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,942
MRS. MEEKS:
No! Oh, God!
716
00:34:14,018 --> 00:34:15,485
Charles!
Charles, stop them!
717
00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:17,350
Breathe!
718
00:34:19,424 --> 00:34:22,154
Someone stop them!
What are they doing?!
719
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:23,818
Get up!
720
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,954
She's alive!
She's alive!
721
00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:28,828
Wake up!
Breathe!
722
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,266
[All shouting]
723
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:40,705
- Charles! Charles!
- Clear!
724
00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:42,803
No!
725
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:47,217
Aah!
726
00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:49,344
I got something!
I got something!
727
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:52,651
[Gasps, screams]
728
00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:56,793
Aah!
729
00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,158
- That's it!
- George!
730
00:34:58,229 --> 00:35:01,096
That's the last time I try to
bring anyone back from the dead.
731
00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:03,224
George, don't get down
on yourself.
732
00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:05,235
I know you were only trying
to help.
733
00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:08,363
You're a good, caring person.
734
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,634
Which is why I like you.
735
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,039
Oh, thanks, Cindy.
736
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,305
But I don't want to
screw your life up, too.
737
00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:16,369
The most caring thing I could do
for everyone right now
738
00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,039
is to just get out of here.
739
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:21,142
George!
What about Sue?
740
00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:24,114
Oh, yes.
Of course.
741
00:35:24,188 --> 00:35:25,951
Once I get Sue, then...
742
00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:27,217
Wait!
743
00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:32,094
I could really use a friend
right now.
744
00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:38,324
Brenda's gone.
Cody resents me.
745
00:35:39,237 --> 00:35:42,365
And I'm caught up in something
I can't even...
746
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,601
Oh, God, it's so hard!
747
00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:49,169
Well, you're beautiful and
you're pressing up against me.
748
00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:53,116
Look, Cindy.
749
00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:56,051
I know you'd never consider
going out with a guy like me.
750
00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,489
But if you're not too busy
tomorrow night...
751
00:36:02,426 --> 00:36:04,656
Is that a yes?
752
00:36:04,729 --> 00:36:06,094
Yes.
753
00:36:11,536 --> 00:36:15,302
Cindy, did Brenda
ever talk to you about a tape?
754
00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:17,273
She did mention something.
755
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,571
Do you mind if I go upstairs
and look around?
756
00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:21,908
Yes, go.
Of course. Go.
757
00:36:21,979 --> 00:36:25,073
Cody, I'll be right back, okay?
758
00:36:25,149 --> 00:36:27,344
You're getting lucky tonight.
759
00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:29,943
He doesn't know you're a guy.
760
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:32,512
[Thunder crashes]
761
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:29,003
[Thud]
762
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,241
Oh, shit.
763
00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:32,475
[Splash]
764
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,860
[Stammering]
765
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,954
[Vomiting]
766
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,456
[Growls]
767
00:37:57,141 --> 00:37:59,166
[Telephone ringing]
768
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:12,111
Hello?
769
00:38:12,189 --> 00:38:13,622
[Man speaking indistinctly]
770
00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:16,125
What?
Willie Mays?
771
00:38:16,193 --> 00:38:17,626
[Mumbling]
772
00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:19,629
Who's gay?
Hello?
773
00:38:19,697 --> 00:38:21,392
[Mumbling]
774
00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:22,454
What?
775
00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:23,966
Can you hear me now?
776
00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:25,127
Kind of.
777
00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:27,136
- Can you hear me now?
- Yes. Perfect.
778
00:38:27,204 --> 00:38:28,466
Seven days.
779
00:38:28,539 --> 00:38:29,972
Seven days.
780
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:31,975
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna die next Monday?
781
00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,305
Yes.
No. Wait.
782
00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:35,641
Monday. That would be
seven business days.
783
00:38:35,713 --> 00:38:37,647
This is seven days starting now.
784
00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:40,479
So seven days to this very hour?
My watch broke.
785
00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:41,984
How am I gonna know
the exact hour?
786
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:44,647
Forget hours.
This day seven days from now.
787
00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:47,418
But there's a holiday coming up.
Do you count the holiday?
788
00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:49,322
Well, that depends.
What holiday?
789
00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:51,486
- Martin Luther King Day.
- Then no.
790
00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:53,826
Why not? Everybody at work
is taking it off.
791
00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:56,162
Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving
you seven friggin' days.
792
00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:58,724
I can come over now and kill the
shit out of you if you'd rather.
793
00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:01,135
[Click, dial tone]
794
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,199
Yo, George, I don't care
what you say, man.
795
00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:07,141
I'm signing you up
for another rap battle.
796
00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:09,611
Mahalik, I told you.
That part of my life is over.
797
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,944
I said the same thing about
getting with C.J.'s sister.
798
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,610
- I'm still hitting that.
- He's still hitting it, man!
799
00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:16,949
And she fine as shit!
That's my sister! What?
800
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,386
It doesn't matter.
I'm done.
801
00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:20,947
- So what are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
802
00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:22,993
[Laughs]
803
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,722
Yeah! Yeah!
A-come on!
804
00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:28,822
Maybe my brother was right.
Maybe I should just settle down.
805
00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:30,958
[Laughing]
806
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:32,400
- What's up, then?!
- Mother...
807
00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:33,630
I got another one, y'all.
808
00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:37,140
Yo, George, man, you can't focus
on that shit, man.
809
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,403
- Let that go.
- [Laughing]
810
00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:42,503
Hey, you got to try
this shit, George.
811
00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:44,948
Ow!
812
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,245
Yo, man, you got to take
the lid off!
813
00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:50,753
- Oh, yes. Of course.
- Sorry!
814
00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:52,482
[Cellphone rings]
815
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:53,147
Hello?
816
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,022
CIND Y: George, something
terrible has happened!
817
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,217
[Gasps]
818
00:39:58,295 --> 00:39:59,922
Cindy, are you okay?
What's going on?
819
00:39:59,997 --> 00:40:01,965
George, you have to help me.
820
00:40:02,032 --> 00:40:04,500
I just watched the same tape
that killed Brenda.
821
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:08,004
Then the phone rang, and this
voice said I was gonna die.
822
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,666
Cindy, there's no such thing
as a killer videotape.
823
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,265
- Oh.
- Hell, yeah, there is!
824
00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:14,106
I know somebody who can
help you.
825
00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:15,668
- You do? Who?
- Wait up, man.
826
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:18,715
I heard Jamal from 90th street
watched that tape last week.
827
00:40:18,783 --> 00:40:20,182
This morning he woke up dead.
828
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,980
How in the hell
do you wake up dead?
829
00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:23,952
'Cause you're alive
when you go to sleep.
830
00:40:24,021 --> 00:40:26,888
You're telling me you can go
to bed dead and wake up alive?
831
00:40:26,957 --> 00:40:28,515
MAHALIK:
You can't go to bed dead!
832
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,856
- That shit would be redundant.
- No, it wouldn't.
833
00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:33,055
'Cause you can go to bed
and not be dead.
834
00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:34,825
And you can die
but not be in a bed.
835
00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:36,161
But you are in a bed, man.
836
00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:38,599
That's how you wake up dead
in the first place!
837
00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:41,570
Damn! That's some quantum shit
right there, man!
838
00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:43,834
You should be teaching classes!
839
00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:46,172
- Just tell me who can help me!
- Damn!
840
00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:47,141
My Aunt ShaNeequa.
841
00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:49,042
Her and her man
into this weird shit.
842
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,741
They saw the tape before anybody
else knew about it.
843
00:40:51,816 --> 00:40:54,785
- Go see them tonight.
- Tonight? Yeah.
844
00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:57,184
But who will take care of Cody?
845
00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:00,715
COD Y: George,
we're gonna have so much fun.
846
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,656
I have some puzzles
and board games
847
00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:04,318
and baseball cards in my room
848
00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:05,987
and this really cool
model airplane.
849
00:41:06,063 --> 00:41:07,496
- I'm gonna go get it.
- Sure.
850
00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:09,055
Okay, so I made him a snack.
851
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:11,829
You can give him some warm milk
if he can't go to sleep.
852
00:41:11,902 --> 00:41:13,699
- Everything's gonna be fine.
- Here it is.
853
00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:16,205
I'm great with kids.
Heads up, Cody.
854
00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:18,104
Ugh!
855
00:41:18,175 --> 00:41:21,042
- Oh, I left some numbers.
- I'm okay.
856
00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:22,510
Ugh!
857
00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:24,514
Sorry.
You okay, kiddo?
858
00:41:24,582 --> 00:41:26,743
Thataboy.
859
00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:31,815
- [Tires screech, horn honks]
- And I guess that's it.
860
00:41:31,889 --> 00:41:34,551
- Okay, I'm off.
- Right.
861
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:36,024
You know, it's funny.
862
00:41:36,093 --> 00:41:40,029
All a child ever really wants
is a family.
863
00:41:40,097 --> 00:41:41,359
Yo.
864
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,531
Cody really likes you.
865
00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:44,932
Oh, he's a good kid.
866
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:46,435
Yeah.
867
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,938
Oh!
868
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:50,906
- Bye.
- Bye.
869
00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,342
- [Door closes]
- [Exhales deeply]
870
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,319
Hello?
871
00:42:08,392 --> 00:42:09,620
I know.
872
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:12,560
You're Cindy.
Be right with you.
873
00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,291
Aunt ShaNeequa?
874
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,856
Bingo.
875
00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:18,765
But you can call me
the Oracle.
876
00:42:18,836 --> 00:42:20,394
And don't worry about that vase.
877
00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:22,996
What vase? Oh!
Sorry. I didn't know.
878
00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:25,337
Oh! Aah!
879
00:42:25,409 --> 00:42:27,673
That vase.
880
00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:30,613
Please, sit.
881
00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:34,273
[Farts]
882
00:42:35,819 --> 00:42:38,253
It was the chair.
883
00:42:38,322 --> 00:42:39,516
Mmm.
884
00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:44,391
[Farting loudly]
885
00:42:44,461 --> 00:42:46,395
Yes, the chair.
886
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:48,960
I know why you've come.
887
00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:51,797
A great mystery
lies ahead of you,
888
00:42:51,869 --> 00:42:54,531
but you must not shy away
from the challenge.
889
00:42:54,605 --> 00:42:56,937
- Only you can be the one...
- [Door opens]
890
00:42:57,007 --> 00:42:58,668
[Volume on TV increases]
891
00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:00,141
- Orpheus?
- What, baby?
892
00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:02,041
Sweetie?
893
00:43:02,112 --> 00:43:04,046
I'm watching the game.
894
00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:06,980
Do you mind?
895
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,515
The Lakers will win by 12.
896
00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:16,387
- So can you tell me about...
- The tape?
897
00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:19,987
- Yes. I watched it and...
- The phone rang.
898
00:43:20,064 --> 00:43:23,830
- Right. Then this voice said...
- That you would die.
899
00:43:23,901 --> 00:43:26,392
- Okay, that's getting...
- Extremely annoying.
900
00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:27,402
Yeah.
901
00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:29,166
Try being married to her.
902
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,800
I catch shit about women
I ain't slept with yet.
903
00:43:34,078 --> 00:43:35,909
You made a copy of the tape.
Let's see it.
904
00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:37,880
Yes. Okay.
905
00:43:44,254 --> 00:43:45,721
ShaNeequa, can you tell me if...
906
00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:48,519
The tape is connected to the
crop circles and the aliens?
907
00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:53,723
Yes. But it's up to you
to discover how for yourself.
908
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:54,991
Look, it's a...
909
00:43:55,065 --> 00:43:56,828
SHANEEQU A:
Cigarette?
910
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:59,664
I was going to say lighthouse.
911
00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:03,463
ORPHEUS: Find that lighthouse.
It's your destiny.
912
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:06,443
Wait.
913
00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:08,375
What is that?
914
00:44:12,850 --> 00:44:14,750
Oh, my God.
915
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,277
[Fly buzzes]
916
00:44:33,604 --> 00:44:35,902
There we go.
Ugh!
917
00:44:37,441 --> 00:44:39,204
Now, baby.
918
00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:41,938
I knew that was gonna happen.
919
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:44,037
Uh-oh.
Come on.
920
00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:45,706
[Whistling]
921
00:44:45,783 --> 00:44:46,807
SHANEEQU A:
Oh, hell, no.
922
00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:50,217
Get your ass out of the TV!
What's wrong with you?
923
00:44:50,287 --> 00:44:52,050
I'm gonna teach you!
924
00:44:52,122 --> 00:44:53,521
Get out of that TV!
925
00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:55,922
Baby, no! No!
Let her go! Let her go!
926
00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:58,359
Let her go!
We gonna get another lawsuit.
927
00:44:58,429 --> 00:45:00,488
She spit on me.
I'm gonna kill the bitch.
928
00:45:00,564 --> 00:45:01,622
Ah!
929
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:02,927
You won.
You won.
930
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,627
You won.
You won.
931
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,135
- Upstairs.
- Okay.
932
00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:07,397
- Down low.
- Okay.
933
00:45:07,471 --> 00:45:08,938
- All right.
- Baby, no!
934
00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:12,134
- Kill her! Is you crazy?
- Baby!
935
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:14,609
[Laughs]
What you gonna brush now?
936
00:45:14,678 --> 00:45:16,145
What you gonna brush now, huh?
937
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:17,237
Come on, baby!
938
00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:20,215
You picked the wrong TV
to come out of.
939
00:45:25,022 --> 00:45:27,718
George?
Cody?
940
00:45:27,791 --> 00:45:29,349
Oh!
941
00:45:30,427 --> 00:45:32,122
George?
942
00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:34,391
- Ow!
- What happened?
943
00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:35,932
I don't know.
944
00:45:35,999 --> 00:45:38,160
Cody and I were playing
a fun game,
945
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:39,759
and then I looked down.
946
00:45:39,837 --> 00:45:42,067
[Gasps]
Yahtzee!
947
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,407
No!
948
00:45:51,648 --> 00:45:53,240
Oh, my God!
949
00:45:53,617 --> 00:45:55,209
How could you let him
watch the tape?
950
00:45:55,285 --> 00:45:56,877
[Telephone ringing]
951
00:46:04,528 --> 00:46:05,790
Hello?
952
00:46:05,863 --> 00:46:09,629
- MAN: It's me. How you doing?
- Fine.
953
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:12,635
Enjoying your last week?
I can't wait to see you.
954
00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:15,797
- Six days now, right?
- Yeah.
955
00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:18,273
It was great catching up.
Can I speak to Cody?
956
00:46:18,342 --> 00:46:20,640
Why?
He didn't watch the tape.
957
00:46:20,711 --> 00:46:23,646
Yes, he did. Come on, Cindy,
I do this for a living.
958
00:46:23,714 --> 00:46:25,614
Leave us alone!
959
00:46:26,383 --> 00:46:27,816
[Rings]
960
00:46:30,721 --> 00:46:31,619
Hello?
961
00:46:31,688 --> 00:46:33,451
Hello, I'm calling
from "Reader's Digest"
962
00:46:33,524 --> 00:46:35,151
with a fantastic offer
for Cody.
963
00:46:35,225 --> 00:46:36,852
- [Snickering]
- Aah!
964
00:46:36,927 --> 00:46:39,828
No, you're not! You're that evil
little girl from the tape!
965
00:46:39,897 --> 00:46:41,728
[Laughs]
Okay, you got me.
966
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,630
How about I just leave
a message for him?
967
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:45,361
Fine.
968
00:46:46,370 --> 00:46:48,167
Uh-huh.
969
00:46:48,238 --> 00:46:51,765
Yeah. Okay, how do you
spell that?
970
00:46:51,842 --> 00:46:52,774
Right.
971
00:46:52,843 --> 00:46:56,074
Okay, got it.
Bye-bye.
972
00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:01,217
Aaaah!
973
00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:03,444
I can't believe
you let that happen.
974
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:04,953
I know. I'm sorry.
I screwed up.
975
00:47:05,022 --> 00:47:07,013
Listen, we can still save him.
976
00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:09,115
The answer to the tape,
to your crop circles,
977
00:47:09,193 --> 00:47:10,888
is at a lighthouse.
978
00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:12,758
Oh, you think I'm crazy,
don't you?
979
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:13,762
Of course I do.
980
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:16,994
But the last thing you need now
is a screw-up like me.
981
00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:18,762
I'm gonna leave for good.
982
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,098
Wait.
983
00:47:21,872 --> 00:47:25,535
Well, what should I tell Cody?
984
00:47:25,609 --> 00:47:26,633
Let him down easy.
985
00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:28,769
Tell him I got called away
on business.
986
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,575
You'll think of something.
987
00:47:30,647 --> 00:47:33,207
Testicular cancer.
He won't ask questions.
988
00:47:33,283 --> 00:47:35,046
I knew you'd understand.
989
00:47:35,118 --> 00:47:36,312
George!
990
00:47:36,386 --> 00:47:38,081
Just...
991
00:47:38,155 --> 00:47:39,918
be careful.
992
00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:42,550
Something weird is going on
at your farm. I know it.
993
00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:43,888
I don't know.
994
00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:46,225
Sometimes a sheep needs
pushed through the fence.
995
00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:48,560
- What?
- Goodbye, Cindy.
996
00:47:50,567 --> 00:47:52,728
[Girl chanting]
997
00:48:13,323 --> 00:48:16,417
- Sue?
- I can't sleep.
998
00:48:16,493 --> 00:48:19,621
Well, it's way past
your bedtime.
999
00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:25,694
Won't you rock me to sleep
in your big, strong arms?
1000
00:48:27,337 --> 00:48:30,238
There's plenty of room
under the covers.
1001
00:48:30,307 --> 00:48:32,332
It's a hot night.
1002
00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:34,843
You don't need to wear pajamas.
1003
00:48:36,713 --> 00:48:37,805
Where is my daughter?
1004
00:48:37,881 --> 00:48:40,372
Are you mad?
I am your daughter.
1005
00:48:40,450 --> 00:48:42,042
No, you're not!
1006
00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:43,051
Aaaah!
1007
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,314
Aah!
1008
00:48:44,388 --> 00:48:47,289
Come here!
What did you do with Sue?
1009
00:48:47,357 --> 00:48:48,847
I didn't touch her.
I swear.
1010
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,120
I don't believe you!
1011
00:48:50,193 --> 00:48:52,661
Please! For God's sake,
she's a girl!
1012
00:48:52,729 --> 00:48:54,594
You sick...
1013
00:48:55,565 --> 00:48:56,725
Oh!
1014
00:49:08,578 --> 00:49:09,806
[Giggles]
1015
00:49:14,084 --> 00:49:16,416
- Aah!
- Daddy!
1016
00:49:16,486 --> 00:49:18,681
How do you like it, huh?
1017
00:49:18,755 --> 00:49:20,746
Having fun?
1018
00:49:20,824 --> 00:49:21,984
Aaah!
1019
00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:23,390
[Thud]
1020
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,600
Tom, are you...
1021
00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:41,977
What in the world?
1022
00:49:42,045 --> 00:49:43,273
Shh!
1023
00:49:45,048 --> 00:49:47,039
Look.
1024
00:49:47,117 --> 00:49:49,051
What is that thing?
1025
00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:51,178
I don't know.
1026
00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:54,121
Maybe Cindy was right.
1027
00:50:09,339 --> 00:50:11,864
Please, sir.
All I need is five minutes.
1028
00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:15,207
And I told you, Campbell,
no more paranoid on-air rants
1029
00:50:15,278 --> 00:50:17,838
- about the supernatural.
- I know.
1030
00:50:17,914 --> 00:50:20,348
This station is about sex,
violence, and the weather.
1031
00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:22,009
Yes.
That reminds me.
1032
00:50:22,085 --> 00:50:25,020
We're gonna need that "Porn Star
Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story.
1033
00:50:25,088 --> 00:50:26,612
One hour.
1034
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,158
GIGGINS: Meanwhile,
a tornado in Charleston
1035
00:50:29,226 --> 00:50:31,820
threatens a clothing-optional
beach where just yesterday
1036
00:50:31,895 --> 00:50:34,295
a naked couple
was brutally murdered.
1037
00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:37,128
This just five miles
from where the last naked couple
1038
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,599
was brutally murdered.
1039
00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:40,499
Turning now to sports.
1040
00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:42,561
And an evil videotape
1041
00:50:42,639 --> 00:50:45,767
that kills anyone
who watches it in seven days.
1042
00:50:45,842 --> 00:50:48,242
It's true.
We're all in danger.
1043
00:50:48,311 --> 00:50:49,903
- There's an alien force
- Oh, no.
1044
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:52,312
that's trying prevent you
from knowing the truth.
1045
00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:53,542
Campbell, are you insane?
1046
00:50:53,617 --> 00:50:54,675
It's a horrible fate.
1047
00:50:54,751 --> 00:50:55,911
Carson, I have to do this.
1048
00:50:55,986 --> 00:50:58,045
Correction,
there really is no danger.
1049
00:50:58,121 --> 00:51:00,817
Actually, I didn't really mean
anything I just said.
1050
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:03,485
Yes, I did.
Every word of it.
1051
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,994
Everyone watching this
could be dead in a week.
1052
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:07,530
Oh, shizl gzngahr.
1053
00:51:07,597 --> 00:51:09,588
[Blabbering]
1054
00:51:16,506 --> 00:51:20,465
469. I been cleaning after
this dumb-ass cracker Giggins
1055
00:51:20,544 --> 00:51:21,533
for 10 years.
1056
00:51:21,611 --> 00:51:24,273
But I been hitting it
with his woman for 12.
1057
00:51:24,347 --> 00:51:25,814
Know what I'm saying, nigga?
1058
00:51:25,882 --> 00:51:27,611
She likes her some chocolate.
1059
00:51:27,684 --> 00:51:30,619
Sharpton for president, y'all.
I'm outie.
1060
00:51:30,687 --> 00:51:32,279
Peace.
1061
00:51:32,355 --> 00:51:35,813
HARRIS: An evil videotape
that kills people in 7 days.
1062
00:51:35,892 --> 00:51:37,689
Alien forces
threatening the world.
1063
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,626
And who the hell
is this Cindy Campbell?
1064
00:51:39,696 --> 00:51:42,563
If what she says is true, we're
facing an unprecedented crisis.
1065
00:51:42,632 --> 00:51:43,656
Get me the president.
1066
00:51:43,733 --> 00:51:44,859
You are the president.
1067
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,301
Good. Then I already know
about this.
1068
00:51:47,370 --> 00:51:48,530
Let's order lunch.
1069
00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:51,199
Sir, I think you need
to go on TV
1070
00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:54,903
and convince the people that
there is no such thing as a UFO.
1071
00:51:54,978 --> 00:51:56,912
Don't spell in front of me,
damn it.
1072
00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:58,311
Aliens, sir.
1073
00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:00,508
There's no such thing
as aliens.
1074
00:52:00,584 --> 00:52:02,484
- That's not quite true.
- Sir?
1075
00:52:02,552 --> 00:52:05,578
A year ago, a UFO crash-landed
in New Mexico.
1076
00:52:05,655 --> 00:52:08,647
- A body may have been recovered.
- "May have been"?
1077
00:52:08,725 --> 00:52:11,489
Well, there was
a terrible mix-up.
1078
00:52:11,561 --> 00:52:13,358
It was Thanksgiving.
1079
00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,830
The body was sent down
to the kitchen.
1080
00:52:15,899 --> 00:52:19,733
They shoved stuffing up its ass,
and we ate it at a state dinner.
1081
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,430
That's the last I saw of it.
1082
00:52:21,505 --> 00:52:22,836
No, scratch that.
1083
00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:24,965
There were some sandwiches
made the next day.
1084
00:52:25,041 --> 00:52:26,167
Mr. President!
1085
00:52:26,243 --> 00:52:27,835
- Listen to me.
- Agent Thompson!
1086
00:52:27,911 --> 00:52:29,208
Back away from that window!
1087
00:52:29,279 --> 00:52:32,009
What? Did I forget
to put my pants on again?
1088
00:52:32,082 --> 00:52:34,016
No, sir. It's just a feeling
I've been having
1089
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:35,745
since the news about the aliens.
1090
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,980
- Something's not right.
- I know what you mean.
1091
00:52:38,054 --> 00:52:41,114
It's like that feeling
that something's not right.
1092
00:52:42,259 --> 00:52:44,193
What is it?
1093
00:52:44,261 --> 00:52:46,354
Some old Tupac, sir.
1094
00:52:46,429 --> 00:52:48,454
[Hip-hop music plays]
1095
00:52:48,532 --> 00:52:53,128
"All eyez on me."
Hey, this shit is banging.
1096
00:52:53,203 --> 00:52:55,763
Thank you, sir.
I appreciate it.
1097
00:53:25,068 --> 00:53:27,059
- [Air horn blows]
- Oh!
1098
00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:11,874
Hello, Cindy.
1099
00:54:14,117 --> 00:54:16,608
I am the Architect.
1100
00:54:16,686 --> 00:54:18,017
You have many questions.
1101
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:20,921
["Jeopardy!" theme plays]
1102
00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:23,892
I've been watching you
for a very long time.
1103
00:54:25,428 --> 00:54:26,793
So I see.
1104
00:54:26,863 --> 00:54:29,730
What is the connection between
the crop circles and the tape?
1105
00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:30,959
The answer is simple.
1106
00:54:31,034 --> 00:54:33,400
You are the eventuality
of an anomaly.
1107
00:54:33,470 --> 00:54:36,030
You are inexorably seeking
a sedulant probability.
1108
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,164
Sedulant?
1109
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:38,901
Grotesquerie?
No?
1110
00:54:38,975 --> 00:54:41,170
What about
contingent affirmation?
1111
00:54:41,244 --> 00:54:43,075
- That's got to mean something.
- Hey!
1112
00:54:43,146 --> 00:54:47,173
Hey!
You put cameras in my bathroom?
1113
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:49,013
[Gasps]
1114
00:54:49,085 --> 00:54:50,677
What is this?
1115
00:54:50,754 --> 00:54:54,315
Oh, my God.
Well, it was a long winter.
1116
00:54:54,391 --> 00:54:55,688
This is an invasion of...
Ow!
1117
00:54:55,759 --> 00:54:57,056
Oh, sorry.
1118
00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:59,527
I can't help it.
It's very lonely in here.
1119
00:54:59,596 --> 00:55:03,088
Ergo, I haven't been with anyone
in a very long time,
1120
00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:04,758
not counting myself.
1121
00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:07,268
Or this chair.
1122
00:55:07,337 --> 00:55:09,635
I call her...
1123
00:55:09,706 --> 00:55:10,900
Linda.
1124
00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:13,499
Could you just cut to the chase?
I'm kind of in a rush.
1125
00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:15,806
Why? You can always sleep over
if you want.
1126
00:55:15,879 --> 00:55:17,938
Linda's built for two,
and she vibrates.
1127
00:55:18,014 --> 00:55:20,005
Stop it! Just tell me
what I need to know.
1128
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,448
Who is that little girl?
1129
00:55:21,518 --> 00:55:23,418
Okay, okay.
1130
00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:28,589
My wife and I wanted a child,
but she couldn't get pregnant.
1131
00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:30,592
Neither could I.
1132
00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:31,786
So you adopted.
1133
00:55:31,861 --> 00:55:34,329
We loved our daughter,
but she was evil.
1134
00:55:34,397 --> 00:55:36,797
Made the horses crazy,
killed our puppies,
1135
00:55:36,866 --> 00:55:37,833
hid the remote.
1136
00:55:37,901 --> 00:55:39,129
Really sick shit.
1137
00:55:39,202 --> 00:55:41,067
My wife took her
to the old family farm
1138
00:55:41,137 --> 00:55:43,002
and drowned her in the well.
1139
00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:46,440
I felt a simple time-out
would have been sufficient.
1140
00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:50,070
But Tabitha imprinted her evil
on a videotape.
1141
00:55:50,146 --> 00:55:52,239
I never meant for it
to get out, but...
1142
00:55:52,315 --> 00:55:53,873
But what?
1143
00:55:53,950 --> 00:55:56,510
I put it in the wrong box
and returned it to Blockbuster,
1144
00:55:56,586 --> 00:55:58,451
instead of my copy
of "Pootie Tang."
1145
00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:01,456
It's been circulating
and killing ever since.
1146
00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:03,458
Just like "Pootie Tang."
1147
00:56:04,527 --> 00:56:06,324
But what does this
have to do with aliens?
1148
00:56:06,396 --> 00:56:07,454
I don't know.
1149
00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:10,294
Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them
to kill us all.
1150
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,835
An alien invasion?
1151
00:56:12,902 --> 00:56:14,301
I have to warn the world.
1152
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:17,238
It's already begun.
You're too late.
1153
00:56:17,307 --> 00:56:19,002
Oh, my God.
1154
00:56:19,075 --> 00:56:22,340
But not too late
to make an old man happy.
1155
00:56:23,246 --> 00:56:25,339
What?
1156
00:56:25,415 --> 00:56:28,179
And now reports of lights
in the sky.
1157
00:56:28,251 --> 00:56:30,481
Glimpses of spacecraft.
1158
00:56:30,553 --> 00:56:34,649
Possible alien sightings being
reported all over the world.
1159
00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:35,986
Are they aliens?
1160
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:38,493
The first video images
are coming in.
1161
00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:40,358
Disturbing home video tonight
1162
00:56:40,430 --> 00:56:42,864
from a ranch
outside Sydney, Australia.
1163
00:56:42,932 --> 00:56:45,264
Watch very carefully now.
1164
00:56:45,335 --> 00:56:46,427
There it is.
1165
00:56:46,503 --> 00:56:47,800
Let's see that again.
1166
00:56:49,339 --> 00:56:51,102
Very, very disturbing.
1167
00:56:51,174 --> 00:56:54,541
And this just in
from Sao Paulo, Brazil.
1168
00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:58,877
Let's see that again.
1169
00:57:03,787 --> 00:57:07,120
Very, very disturbing.
1170
00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:09,852
And this just in
from South Texas.
1171
00:57:14,130 --> 00:57:15,859
Do they pose a threat?
1172
00:57:15,932 --> 00:57:17,524
Only one thing's for certain.
1173
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,569
We are all going to be killed.
1174
00:57:20,637 --> 00:57:22,434
We have to board up the house.
1175
00:57:22,572 --> 00:57:24,597
HARRIS: Are you sure
this is necessary, Wilson?
1176
00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:26,835
Having an awards ceremony
at a time like this?
1177
00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:30,141
Yes, sir. Everything must
appear business as usual.
1178
00:57:30,213 --> 00:57:33,114
The nation, while not yet
panicked, is deeply disturbed.
1179
00:57:33,183 --> 00:57:34,810
Right.
We can steer that course,
1180
00:57:34,884 --> 00:57:36,818
keeping everybody
deeply disturbed.
1181
00:57:36,886 --> 00:57:38,148
We don't want a panic.
1182
00:57:38,221 --> 00:57:40,655
Very few presidents have faced
a crisis like this.
1183
00:57:40,723 --> 00:57:43,624
I wonder what President Ford
would've done.
1184
00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:45,627
Well, if the buck stops here...
1185
00:57:45,695 --> 00:57:47,663
the buck stops here.
1186
00:57:49,899 --> 00:57:52,732
Thank you all,
and welcome to the White House.
1187
00:57:52,802 --> 00:57:55,430
The Mother Teresa Awards
1188
00:57:55,505 --> 00:57:57,530
recognize those
who have overcome
1189
00:57:57,607 --> 00:57:59,939
the severest handicaps
and disadvantages
1190
00:58:00,009 --> 00:58:02,204
to help others
in their communities.
1191
00:58:02,278 --> 00:58:05,543
The young, the old.
Black and white.
1192
00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:08,106
Our Native American friends.
Hey, how are you?
1193
00:58:08,184 --> 00:58:10,948
[Chanting] Hey, how are you?
Hey, how are you?
1194
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:12,214
Hey, how are you?
1195
00:58:12,288 --> 00:58:15,621
Ah.
Well, it is therefore my honor
1196
00:58:15,692 --> 00:58:20,561
to present each and every one of
you with this symbol of merit.
1197
00:58:25,702 --> 00:58:27,795
The room is secure,
Mr. President.
1198
00:58:27,871 --> 00:58:29,964
- Or is it?
- Sir?
1199
00:58:30,039 --> 00:58:31,472
I've been thinking, Thompson.
1200
00:58:31,541 --> 00:58:33,975
What if the aliens could
take over human bodies?
1201
00:58:34,043 --> 00:58:35,476
They'd look just like us.
1202
00:58:35,545 --> 00:58:36,807
Or almost.
1203
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,313
I never thought of that, sir.
1204
00:58:38,381 --> 00:58:40,611
We should be on alert
for anything suspicious.
1205
00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:42,082
They could be anywhere.
1206
00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:43,311
Even...
1207
00:58:43,386 --> 00:58:44,580
Right here.
1208
00:58:44,654 --> 00:58:45,746
My God.
1209
00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:47,653
We'd never see
the attack coming.
1210
00:58:47,724 --> 00:58:51,057
- It's frightening, sir!
- Don't panic.
1211
00:58:51,127 --> 00:58:54,722
We'll just move slowly
toward the exit.
1212
00:58:55,798 --> 00:58:58,494
[Mechanized voice]
At last we meet, Mr. President.
1213
00:58:58,568 --> 00:59:00,001
It's happening.
I knew it.
1214
00:59:00,069 --> 00:59:01,434
You'll never take me alive!
1215
00:59:01,504 --> 00:59:02,664
Aaaah!
1216
00:59:02,739 --> 00:59:04,969
Ah!
She's scrambling my brain!
1217
00:59:05,041 --> 00:59:06,338
I'll get her!
1218
00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:09,405
Aaah!
1219
00:59:09,479 --> 00:59:12,141
Oh, no, you don't!
Not on my watch!
1220
00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:13,944
Good work, sir!
1221
00:59:15,652 --> 00:59:17,984
Good God!
The small ones have metal teeth!
1222
00:59:18,054 --> 00:59:20,488
Jerry's kids, my ass!
1223
00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:23,188
WILSON:
Mr. President!
1224
00:59:23,259 --> 00:59:26,160
Mr. President, have you gone
completely insane?
1225
00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:27,753
Like a fox.
1226
00:59:27,830 --> 00:59:29,957
We got to talk to the person
who saw this coming,
1227
00:59:30,033 --> 00:59:31,193
Cindy Campbell.
1228
00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:32,894
She knows how
to defeat the aliens.
1229
00:59:32,969 --> 00:59:35,096
- Filthy, rotten scum!
- Aah!
1230
00:59:35,171 --> 00:59:36,832
Aah!
You're hideous!
1231
00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:38,134
Get off my planet!
1232
00:59:38,207 --> 00:59:40,971
- No!
- Is everything all right?
1233
00:59:41,044 --> 00:59:42,375
The exits are all blocked.
1234
00:59:42,445 --> 00:59:43,935
I'll find one, sir.
1235
00:59:44,013 --> 00:59:46,106
Everybody, clear!
1236
00:59:48,351 --> 00:59:51,149
This way, sir!
God, this is exciting!
1237
00:59:51,220 --> 00:59:54,121
You're excited?
You should feel my nipples.
1238
00:59:54,190 --> 00:59:55,987
Cody?
1239
00:59:56,059 --> 00:59:59,119
Cody?
Cody, where are you?
1240
00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:00,389
Honey?
1241
01:00:00,463 --> 01:00:02,795
GIGGINS: After today's incident
in the East Room,
1242
01:00:02,865 --> 01:00:05,356
the White House
is now advising all citizens
1243
01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:09,166
to board up their homes and
prepare for an alien invasion.
1244
01:00:09,238 --> 01:00:11,172
Oh, no.
1245
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,674
And now a News 8 exclusive.
1246
01:00:13,743 --> 01:00:16,075
The killer videotape
you've been hearing about.
1247
01:00:16,145 --> 01:00:17,703
We're the only station
that has it,
1248
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,441
and we're showing it all night.
1249
01:00:19,515 --> 01:00:21,506
Very exciting.
Let's roll it again.
1250
01:00:25,822 --> 01:00:28,188
There. Nobody's getting
through that sucker.
1251
01:00:28,257 --> 01:00:30,555
But we have to get down
to the cellar.
1252
01:00:32,095 --> 01:00:34,086
- George.
- Cindy.
1253
01:00:34,163 --> 01:00:35,596
There's no time.
1254
01:00:35,665 --> 01:00:36,996
Cody.
1255
01:00:37,066 --> 01:00:39,034
Thank God.
I've been worried sick.
1256
01:00:39,102 --> 01:00:41,662
He showed up about an hour ago.
I tried to call.
1257
01:00:41,738 --> 01:00:43,399
No, he didn't.
1258
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:45,498
Okay, but I was gonna.
1259
01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:47,338
No, he wasn't.
1260
01:00:47,410 --> 01:00:50,868
Cody, the point is you can't
just run away like that.
1261
01:00:50,947 --> 01:00:52,881
I wanted to be with George.
1262
01:00:52,949 --> 01:00:55,645
Oh, honey, I know
you want a dad, but...
1263
01:00:55,718 --> 01:00:58,744
Oh, trust me, Cody,
I'm not good at anything.
1264
01:00:58,821 --> 01:01:00,220
Why would I be good at that?
1265
01:01:00,289 --> 01:01:02,587
SUE:
Uncle George!
1266
01:01:14,904 --> 01:01:17,464
It's gonna be okay, Cody.
1267
01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:19,940
I'm going to die, aren't I?
1268
01:01:20,009 --> 01:01:22,773
Cody, did I ever tell you
what your mom said
1269
01:01:22,845 --> 01:01:24,938
about you
the day you were born?
1270
01:01:25,014 --> 01:01:26,038
No.
1271
01:01:26,115 --> 01:01:28,515
I was in the delivery room
with her.
1272
01:01:28,584 --> 01:01:30,415
She was having a hard time.
1273
01:01:30,486 --> 01:01:32,113
Then you began
to come out of her.
1274
01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:35,350
And your mom screamed
and screamed in pain.
1275
01:01:35,425 --> 01:01:37,188
She yelled, "Just kill me.
1276
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:38,852
Bludgeon me with a bedpan.
1277
01:01:38,928 --> 01:01:41,624
Whatever you do,
put me out of this pain."
1278
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,859
She was gushing
torrents of blood.
1279
01:01:43,933 --> 01:01:46,663
I have this all on tape
if you want to see it someday.
1280
01:01:46,736 --> 01:01:48,636
Well, finally you came out.
1281
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:51,503
Your mom cut
your umbilical cord herself.
1282
01:01:51,574 --> 01:01:54,509
Well, on the second try.
1283
01:01:54,577 --> 01:01:57,341
The first time she snipped
your penis in half.
1284
01:01:57,413 --> 01:01:58,903
After all, she was drunk.
1285
01:01:58,981 --> 01:02:00,471
Actually, drugged.
1286
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:03,519
We'd been out the night before
celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
1287
01:02:03,586 --> 01:02:05,816
She thought, "Hey,
I never tasted crystal meth."
1288
01:02:05,888 --> 01:02:07,822
So she did just a little.
1289
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:09,084
My penis?
1290
01:02:09,158 --> 01:02:10,022
Yes.
1291
01:02:10,093 --> 01:02:12,584
They sewed it on upside down.
1292
01:02:12,662 --> 01:02:14,459
So that's why I pee up?
1293
01:02:14,530 --> 01:02:15,997
Yes.
We'll get it fixed, honey.
1294
01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:18,966
It's on my list of things.
Right after we get TiVo.
1295
01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:20,832
Anyway, there you were.
1296
01:02:20,903 --> 01:02:22,495
Your mom turned to me and said,
1297
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:25,507
"Hey, you want him?
Take him."
1298
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,338
Then she died.
1299
01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:28,843
And I took you.
1300
01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:31,106
Do you know why?
1301
01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:32,841
I had just lost my cat
in a fire,
1302
01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:34,780
and I needed something
to pet and feed.
1303
01:02:34,851 --> 01:02:37,684
And I miss that cat, Cody.
1304
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,244
But I love you.
1305
01:02:39,322 --> 01:02:41,483
And nothing's
ever gonna change that,
1306
01:02:41,557 --> 01:02:44,185
not even the very painful death
we're about to experience.
1307
01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:45,727
TOM:
George!
1308
01:02:47,363 --> 01:02:49,092
[Banging]
1309
01:02:54,003 --> 01:02:55,027
Are they gone?
1310
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,298
I don't hear anything.
1311
01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:57,464
[Banging]
1312
01:03:03,045 --> 01:03:04,307
[Screams effeminately]
1313
01:03:04,380 --> 01:03:05,642
Don't worry, Sue.
1314
01:03:05,715 --> 01:03:06,977
SUE:
It was Uncle George.
1315
01:03:07,049 --> 01:03:09,643
Well, it's scary.
1316
01:03:11,053 --> 01:03:13,317
Good work, Sue.
1317
01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:15,653
I don't know what stupid,
idiotic thing
1318
01:03:15,725 --> 01:03:17,716
made these lights go off.
1319
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:20,319
All right, there's spare fuses
in the crawl space.
1320
01:03:20,396 --> 01:03:21,920
I can get these lights back on.
1321
01:03:21,998 --> 01:03:23,260
[Banging]
1322
01:03:23,332 --> 01:03:25,823
Quick, George,
grab that railroad tie.
1323
01:03:25,902 --> 01:03:27,597
Jam it against the door.
1324
01:03:28,004 --> 01:03:29,232
- Oh!
- [Gasps]
1325
01:03:29,305 --> 01:03:31,500
My balls!
1326
01:03:31,574 --> 01:03:33,667
Oh!
Not those!
1327
01:03:33,743 --> 01:03:35,335
Jesus!
1328
01:03:35,411 --> 01:03:36,708
No!
1329
01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:38,781
SUE:
Uncle George!
1330
01:03:38,848 --> 01:03:40,179
I'm scared!
1331
01:03:40,249 --> 01:03:43,047
Oh, sweetie, come here.
It's okay.
1332
01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:44,746
Aah!
1333
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:47,915
There's something
on the other side of the door.
1334
01:04:01,304 --> 01:04:03,329
I can't see anything.
1335
01:04:19,021 --> 01:04:20,249
Oh, my God.
1336
01:04:20,323 --> 01:04:21,756
Can you see them?
1337
01:04:21,824 --> 01:04:23,553
They're horrible.
1338
01:04:23,626 --> 01:04:25,719
They're grayish
with big black eyes.
1339
01:04:25,795 --> 01:04:27,558
Their teeth are grotesque.
1340
01:04:27,630 --> 01:04:29,257
[Trilling]
1341
01:04:29,332 --> 01:04:32,631
- I think they're giggling.
- What?
1342
01:04:33,502 --> 01:04:34,434
Oh, no.
1343
01:04:34,503 --> 01:04:36,994
Oh, no, I think...
1344
01:04:37,073 --> 01:04:39,667
- I think they want...
- [Banging]
1345
01:04:41,244 --> 01:04:42,836
Aaah!
Help!
1346
01:04:42,912 --> 01:04:44,573
Cody!
Oh, my God!
1347
01:04:44,647 --> 01:04:46,945
George.
Swing away, George.
1348
01:04:47,016 --> 01:04:48,916
- Aah! Aunt Cindy, help!
- I'm coming, Cody.
1349
01:04:48,985 --> 01:04:50,179
I'll save you.
1350
01:04:50,253 --> 01:04:51,982
- Ugh!
- Die!
1351
01:04:55,157 --> 01:04:56,089
Die!
1352
01:04:56,158 --> 01:04:58,285
You damn aliens, let him go!
1353
01:04:58,361 --> 01:04:59,953
You're not getting in here!
1354
01:05:00,029 --> 01:05:01,929
- What else you got?
- George.
1355
01:05:01,998 --> 01:05:04,091
There!
Had enough?
1356
01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:06,794
Yeah. Forget it, Cody.
Thank me later.
1357
01:05:06,869 --> 01:05:08,632
Oh, Cody.
Oh, thank God.
1358
01:05:08,704 --> 01:05:09,636
Come on.
1359
01:05:09,705 --> 01:05:10,797
SUE:
Daddy!
1360
01:05:10,873 --> 01:05:12,101
- Daddy!
- Sue!
1361
01:05:15,211 --> 01:05:16,473
Oh!
1362
01:05:16,545 --> 01:05:18,638
Mahalik,
what are you doing here?
1363
01:05:18,714 --> 01:05:20,875
I told you the hood's
always got your back.
1364
01:05:20,950 --> 01:05:23,942
Thank God.
There's two of them at the door.
1365
01:05:24,020 --> 01:05:24,987
They're gone.
1366
01:05:26,289 --> 01:05:28,382
Good.
They couldn't get in.
1367
01:05:28,457 --> 01:05:29,890
I hear they can't open doors.
1368
01:05:29,959 --> 01:05:31,654
They mastered space flight,
1369
01:05:31,727 --> 01:05:33,627
but they can't get
through a wooden door?
1370
01:05:33,696 --> 01:05:35,823
Oh, look, the cellar's
the safest place.
1371
01:05:35,898 --> 01:05:37,729
Women and children stay here.
1372
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,859
- Ugh!
- All right, and the men,
1373
01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:41,301
we go outside and fight.
1374
01:05:41,370 --> 01:05:44,032
Right. And what's
the cutoff age for children?
1375
01:05:44,106 --> 01:05:45,505
Come on!
1376
01:05:45,574 --> 01:05:47,064
[Groans]
1377
01:05:58,554 --> 01:05:59,816
[Rustling]
1378
01:05:59,889 --> 01:06:02,221
- [Shovel cocks]
- Follow me.
1379
01:06:09,398 --> 01:06:10,524
[Tires screeching]
1380
01:06:15,404 --> 01:06:16,428
I'm sorry.
1381
01:06:16,505 --> 01:06:18,905
I thought
I was hitting the brake.
1382
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:21,910
Now, we don't have to go
through insurance, do we?
1383
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:24,071
Mr. President,
what are you doing here?
1384
01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:25,511
I'm looking for Cindy Campbell.
1385
01:06:25,581 --> 01:06:28,049
She may hold the key
to defeating the aliens.
1386
01:06:28,117 --> 01:06:32,247
Ah, good. The Air Force is here
with those new round planes.
1387
01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:36,253
We don't have round planes, sir.
1388
01:06:36,325 --> 01:06:37,917
Oh, my God.
1389
01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:39,461
Oh, my God.
1390
01:06:39,528 --> 01:06:42,691
- [Hip-hop music plays]
- Wait. Do you hear that?
1391
01:06:42,765 --> 01:06:45,199
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1392
01:06:45,267 --> 01:06:47,701
Ah, ah, ah, ah
1393
01:06:47,770 --> 01:06:51,035
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1394
01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:54,468
- Yo, what's up, George?
- C.J.!
1395
01:06:54,543 --> 01:06:56,511
I told you the 'hood
always got your back.
1396
01:06:56,579 --> 01:06:59,810
I got the boys with me.
Get out the car, man.
1397
01:06:59,882 --> 01:07:00,940
Who we gonna shoot?
1398
01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:02,314
Is y'all ready to go step?
1399
01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:04,751
Let's go do this,
'cause I'm hyped right now!
1400
01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:07,084
- Real hyped!
- You stepped on my shoe, bitch!
1401
01:07:07,156 --> 01:07:08,282
Call me "bitch" again,
1402
01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:11,258
and I'll park your truck
dead in your ass.
1403
01:07:11,327 --> 01:07:12,123
Damn, homey!
1404
01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:14,526
- In the cornfield.
- They're coming!
1405
01:07:14,597 --> 01:07:16,724
Me and my boys,
we gonna take care of this.
1406
01:07:16,799 --> 01:07:18,266
Come on, let's go.
1407
01:07:18,334 --> 01:07:20,302
Son, I'd bust
this shit right now.
1408
01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:22,132
- Your mama!
- I got your number, homey.
1409
01:07:22,204 --> 01:07:24,399
- We over here, y'all!
- He ain't gonna bust nothing.
1410
01:07:24,473 --> 01:07:25,735
I got nuts bigger than him.
1411
01:07:25,808 --> 01:07:28,675
Whoa, country-ass,
maple-syrup nigga.
1412
01:07:28,744 --> 01:07:32,180
Yeah, you want some biscuits?
You want some biscuits?
1413
01:07:33,582 --> 01:07:35,641
Get down!
Get down!
1414
01:07:43,359 --> 01:07:45,520
I can't believe what I just saw.
1415
01:07:45,594 --> 01:07:47,323
These men died
for their country.
1416
01:07:47,396 --> 01:07:50,661
Send flowers
to their bitches and hos.
1417
01:07:55,104 --> 01:07:57,163
I can't break free!
1418
01:07:57,239 --> 01:08:01,039
Think! They must have
some kind of weakness.
1419
01:08:04,713 --> 01:08:05,475
- Huh?
- Huh?
1420
01:08:05,548 --> 01:08:06,742
I found it!
1421
01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:08,784
Without their heads,
they're powerless!
1422
01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:10,785
Please, no.
We mean you no harm.
1423
01:08:10,853 --> 01:08:13,617
We traveled to your planet
to find an evil little girl.
1424
01:08:13,689 --> 01:08:17,216
We must destroy her
before seven days.
1425
01:08:17,293 --> 01:08:19,659
You mean you watched
the videotape?
1426
01:08:19,728 --> 01:08:22,219
Our satellite picked up what
we thought was "Pootie Tang."
1427
01:08:22,298 --> 01:08:23,788
That was a week ago.
1428
01:08:23,866 --> 01:08:28,963
And now our entire race will die
unless the girl is destroyed.
1429
01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:32,007
Oh, see?
They are peaceful.
1430
01:08:32,074 --> 01:08:35,305
If they're so peaceful,
why were they choking us?
1431
01:08:35,377 --> 01:08:38,005
Oh, that's how we say hello.
1432
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:39,479
- Hello!
- Nice to see you.
1433
01:08:39,548 --> 01:08:41,539
- Hello.
- Hello.
1434
01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:43,585
Well, how do you guys
say goodbye?
1435
01:08:43,652 --> 01:08:44,880
Oh!
1436
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:47,514
[Groans]
I had to ask.
1437
01:08:47,590 --> 01:08:52,550
If you think that's strange,
you should see how we pee.
1438
01:08:52,628 --> 01:08:55,153
[Choking]
1439
01:08:58,434 --> 01:09:01,801
So we're not so different
after all.
1440
01:09:04,507 --> 01:09:06,441
There's something
about this place.
1441
01:09:06,509 --> 01:09:09,137
It's like I've seen it before.
1442
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:12,980
Oh, my God.
1443
01:09:16,452 --> 01:09:18,477
This used to be their farm.
1444
01:09:18,554 --> 01:09:20,351
She died right here.
1445
01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:37,203
There's something down there.
1446
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:49,575
Ugh!
1447
01:10:01,397 --> 01:10:04,889
Hey, awesome.
Yeah, you got it.
1448
01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:06,161
Just look at this.
1449
01:10:06,235 --> 01:10:09,534
Human beings and aliens
working together.
1450
01:10:09,605 --> 01:10:13,063
We're all just
one big galactic family.
1451
01:10:13,142 --> 01:10:14,905
Family.
1452
01:10:14,977 --> 01:10:17,172
That's just what
I've been running away from.
1453
01:10:17,246 --> 01:10:20,340
Well, that's because
you're an idiot.
1454
01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:32,226
This is it.
1455
01:10:32,294 --> 01:10:34,455
ARCHITECT: My wife took her
to the family farm
1456
01:10:34,530 --> 01:10:36,657
and drowned her in the well.
1457
01:10:40,035 --> 01:10:44,938
The little girl.
She's frightened of the well.
1458
01:10:48,110 --> 01:10:49,668
[Gasps]
1459
01:11:02,858 --> 01:11:04,018
Aah!
1460
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:06,618
- Ugh!
- Cindy!
1461
01:11:09,131 --> 01:11:11,065
[Crowbar clanks]
1462
01:11:20,409 --> 01:11:23,242
[Chainsaw sputters, buzzes]
1463
01:11:43,932 --> 01:11:46,025
Time to go back
down the well, bitch.
1464
01:11:46,101 --> 01:11:48,661
[Growling]
1465
01:11:48,737 --> 01:11:49,669
Cindy!
1466
01:11:49,738 --> 01:11:52,502
No.
Don't hurt him!
1467
01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:54,965
Cindy, come outside.
1468
01:11:55,044 --> 01:11:56,602
- The aliens aren't invading.
- Aah!
1469
01:11:56,679 --> 01:11:58,237
Aah!
1470
01:11:58,314 --> 01:12:00,043
Don't worry, Cody.
I'll save you.
1471
01:12:00,115 --> 01:12:01,707
- Aah!
- CIND Y: Wait!
1472
01:12:01,784 --> 01:12:04,014
Wait.
Don't do this.
1473
01:12:04,086 --> 01:12:06,384
You don't have to be evil.
1474
01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:10,951
I know what happened
to you, Tabitha.
1475
01:12:12,194 --> 01:12:15,095
I know what your mom did.
That was wrong.
1476
01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,859
You were just a little girl.
1477
01:12:16,932 --> 01:12:20,891
You're still that little girl,
just a lot more corpsy
1478
01:12:20,969 --> 01:12:23,403
and with really bad teeth.
1479
01:12:23,472 --> 01:12:27,568
But maybe all you need
is a mother.
1480
01:12:31,213 --> 01:12:33,113
And a father.
1481
01:12:45,761 --> 01:12:47,092
We could be...
1482
01:12:47,162 --> 01:12:49,187
A family.
1483
01:12:53,802 --> 01:12:55,531
Thank you all.
1484
01:12:55,604 --> 01:12:59,040
Your love has broken the curse
and freed my soul.
1485
01:12:59,108 --> 01:13:00,837
I'll never have to kill again.
1486
01:13:00,909 --> 01:13:02,570
Really?
1487
01:13:02,644 --> 01:13:06,239
Nah!
I'm just screwing with you!
1488
01:13:06,315 --> 01:13:08,579
[Grunts]
Aah!
1489
01:13:08,650 --> 01:13:10,641
I just want to tell you both
good luck.
1490
01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:12,448
- We're all counting on you.
- [Splash]
1491
01:13:21,597 --> 01:13:22,928
Now it's over.
1492
01:13:22,998 --> 01:13:24,192
- [Gasps]
- Aah!
1493
01:13:24,266 --> 01:13:25,858
Oh, no, no, it's okay.
1494
01:13:25,934 --> 01:13:27,492
He's our friend.
1495
01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:29,537
Thank you for saving
our species.
1496
01:13:29,605 --> 01:13:31,539
Now we must return
to our home planet.
1497
01:13:31,607 --> 01:13:32,835
Goodbye, then.
1498
01:13:32,908 --> 01:13:33,840
Ugh!
1499
01:13:33,909 --> 01:13:35,467
Goodbye.
1500
01:13:54,229 --> 01:13:56,697
Hey, congratulations, George!
1501
01:13:56,765 --> 01:13:58,699
You know the 'hood
always got your back.
1502
01:13:58,767 --> 01:14:00,200
Yeah, yeah!
1503
01:14:00,269 --> 01:14:01,702
Come on!
1504
01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:07,300
Bye!
1505
01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:08,843
Whoo!
1506
01:14:08,911 --> 01:14:10,845
- Oh!
- Oh!
1507
01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:23,085
ALL: Bye!
1508
01:14:23,158 --> 01:14:26,787
Oh, George, I'm so happy.
1509
01:14:26,862 --> 01:14:28,329
Finally we're a family.
1510
01:14:28,397 --> 01:14:31,662
Yeah.
You, me, and...
1511
01:14:31,733 --> 01:14:32,597
- Damn!
- Damn!
1512
01:14:32,668 --> 01:14:34,067
[Tires screeching]
1513
01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:36,969
Cindy, George, wait!
1514
01:14:39,641 --> 01:14:41,734
[Sighs]
1515
01:14:43,412 --> 01:14:44,674
Come on
1516
01:14:44,746 --> 01:14:45,838
"Scary Movie 3"
1517
01:14:45,914 --> 01:14:47,506
Welcome to the future, baby
1518
01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:50,017
You think you hot shit 'cause
you got ice on your wrist
1519
01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:52,679
Now, y'all picture this...
tough guy turned snitch
1520
01:14:52,754 --> 01:14:54,585
Knew he was lying
by the way his eyes twitch
1521
01:14:54,656 --> 01:14:55,714
He gulp when he swallow
1522
01:14:55,791 --> 01:14:57,281
When he spoke,
his voice pitch
1523
01:14:57,359 --> 01:14:59,020
My first thought's
to slap him up, but I'm grown
1524
01:14:59,094 --> 01:15:00,527
So I dropped a jewel
in his ear
1525
01:15:00,596 --> 01:15:02,291
Told him get on,
leave it alone
1526
01:15:02,364 --> 01:15:04,628
Now he's asking questions he
shoulda asked from the start
1527
01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:07,134
I'm gonna spit from the
heart, spit till it's dark
1528
01:15:07,202 --> 01:15:09,466
From the stage in the park,
I'm gonna bite if you bark
1529
01:15:09,538 --> 01:15:11,267
Just to show him
that it's fun to me
1530
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,467
And take a look at what
being broke gonna mean
1531
01:15:13,542 --> 01:15:15,806
I am the truth,
plus I'm hungry
1532
01:15:15,878 --> 01:15:18,312
Heads or tail, playboy,
what's it gonna be?
1533
01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:20,644
You cannot escape your fate
in the streets
1534
01:15:20,716 --> 01:15:22,980
Okay, I'll count cash,
you count sheep
1535
01:15:23,051 --> 01:15:25,315
Better not sleep
on the beats, capisce
1536
01:15:25,387 --> 01:15:27,321
Ain't no jokes in here
1537
01:15:27,389 --> 01:15:29,482
Ain't nothing but grown folk
up in here
1538
01:15:29,558 --> 01:15:31,992
Don't come poking
your nose in here
1539
01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:34,824
Listen to me,
I ain't scared
1540
01:15:34,897 --> 01:15:36,489
Ain't no jokes in here
1541
01:15:36,565 --> 01:15:38,829
Ain't nothing but
grown folks up in here
1542
01:15:38,901 --> 01:15:41,495
Don't come poking
your nose in here
1543
01:15:41,570 --> 01:15:43,561
Listen to me,
I ain't scared
1544
01:15:43,639 --> 01:15:45,163
Now, Dame Lee
1545
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:47,208
This is slow motion
like a Japanese warrior
1546
01:15:47,276 --> 01:15:48,641
I'm a shogun
1547
01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:50,678
If I got beef
with more than one problem
1548
01:15:50,746 --> 01:15:52,236
You can't afford 'em, son
1549
01:15:52,314 --> 01:15:54,509
Used to mess with your chick
out of boredom, son
1550
01:15:54,583 --> 01:15:56,676
Then I'd make her leave
like she was autumn, son
1551
01:15:56,752 --> 01:15:58,845
I'm not talking to him,
I'm talking to all of them
1552
01:15:58,921 --> 01:16:00,786
I don't discriminate,
I'm who they women love
1553
01:16:00,856 --> 01:16:02,448
Yo, I'm who
they kids look up to
1554
01:16:02,524 --> 01:16:03,957
Hi, my name is Dame Lee
1555
01:16:04,026 --> 01:16:06,119
I do it 'cause I can,
do you blame me?
1556
01:16:06,194 --> 01:16:07,456
Watch how you feel about me
1557
01:16:07,529 --> 01:16:09,258
Everything
that I spit is true
1558
01:16:09,331 --> 01:16:11,799
And my fam got the same blood
running through them, too
1559
01:16:11,867 --> 01:16:13,801
You shook, son,
look at how you looking
1560
01:16:13,869 --> 01:16:16,804
Wearing tampon singles
1561
01:16:16,872 --> 01:16:18,305
I'm a beast over beats
1562
01:16:18,373 --> 01:16:19,931
I count cash,
you count sheep
1563
01:16:20,008 --> 01:16:21,134
Don't sleep on the beats
1564
01:16:21,209 --> 01:16:23,803
I'm a beast
1565
01:16:23,879 --> 01:16:25,574
Ain't no jokes in here
1566
01:16:25,647 --> 01:16:27,808
Ain't nothing but grown folk
up in here
1567
01:16:27,883 --> 01:16:30,147
Don't come poking
your nose in here
1568
01:16:30,218 --> 01:16:33,153
Listen to me,
I ain't scared
1569
01:16:33,221 --> 01:16:34,813
Ain't no jokes in here
1570
01:16:34,890 --> 01:16:37,154
Ain't nothing but grown folk
up in here
1571
01:16:37,225 --> 01:16:39,693
Don't come poking
your nose in here
1572
01:16:39,761 --> 01:16:41,626
Listen to me...
1573
01:16:41,697 --> 01:16:43,961
You can live or you can
die, die, die
1574
01:16:44,032 --> 01:16:46,728
You can bounce up like a "G"
or break down and cry
1575
01:16:46,802 --> 01:16:49,430
You's a beotch, unh, yeah
1576
01:16:49,504 --> 01:16:52,337
And that's word
from the ill crowd
1577
01:16:52,407 --> 01:16:54,773
Thug, look at what you got,
please
1578
01:16:54,843 --> 01:16:57,437
Poppin' shots
on your enemies
1579
01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:03,449
It ain't no slick talkin'
your way out the battle
1580
01:17:03,518 --> 01:17:05,816
The tension's real thick,
gettin' beefier than cattle
1581
01:17:05,887 --> 01:17:08,219
So you cowboys grab
your heater and your saddle
1582
01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:10,588
Mount up, unh, yeah,
get your jollies
1583
01:17:10,659 --> 01:17:12,786
Don't be too nervous, buddy,
'cause I'ma get to dissin'
1584
01:17:12,861 --> 01:17:13,987
While your homey's
givin' up
1585
01:17:14,062 --> 01:17:15,654
Two fingers
like Richard Nixon
1586
01:17:15,731 --> 01:17:17,892
I keep it real street 'cause
I'm bred from the street
1587
01:17:17,966 --> 01:17:20,230
T- shirt upon my back,
Chuck Taylors on my feet
1588
01:17:20,302 --> 01:17:23,533
Major bubblin'
major fumblin', be troublin'
1589
01:17:23,605 --> 01:17:26,403
Broads is into major humpin',
I'm livin' for somethin'
1590
01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:28,204
I envied nothin',
I never be frontin'
1591
01:17:28,276 --> 01:17:30,608
Just check how a be coming
1592
01:17:30,679 --> 01:17:32,977
Bonecrusher,
homey, you heard
1593
01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:37,080
Might be boozy
but I ain't bankin' no curves
1594
01:17:37,152 --> 01:17:40,349
Off the dank and the drank,
I be chasin' them skirts
1595
01:17:40,422 --> 01:17:42,788
Thug, look at what you got,
please
1596
01:17:42,858 --> 01:17:45,383
Poppin' shots
on your enemies
1597
01:17:50,232 --> 01:17:52,632
Thug, look at what you got,
please
1598
01:17:52,701 --> 01:17:55,192
Poppin' shots
on your enemies
1599
01:17:58,173 --> 01:17:59,538
Listen and observe me
1600
01:17:59,608 --> 01:18:01,337
Doo doo like tore sandals
1601
01:18:01,410 --> 01:18:03,640
I never reach,
I got pull like door handles
1602
01:18:03,712 --> 01:18:06,044
Boy got flame, man,
I burn like your candles
1603
01:18:06,114 --> 01:18:07,672
Are you in key
on your life's piano?
1604
01:18:07,749 --> 01:18:09,114
Lifestyle is "Sopranos"
1605
01:18:09,184 --> 01:18:10,742
Here today
but then you're gone tomorrow
1606
01:18:10,819 --> 01:18:12,218
Proceed to bubble...
1607
01:18:12,287 --> 01:18:13,686
The need is kind of dire,
live wire
1608
01:18:13,755 --> 01:18:15,279
Like an electric box
during a storm
1609
01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:16,619
Forced to live like this
1610
01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:17,954
Or that's how real
it's gonna get
1611
01:18:18,026 --> 01:18:20,085
You can live or you can
die, die, die
1612
01:18:20,162 --> 01:18:22,858
You can bounce up like a "G"
or break down and cry
1613
01:18:22,931 --> 01:18:25,491
You's a beotch, unh, yeah
1614
01:18:25,567 --> 01:18:28,627
And that's word
from the ill crowd
1615
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,934
Thug, look at what you got,
please
1616
01:18:31,006 --> 01:18:33,497
Poppin' shots
on your enemies
1617
01:18:38,013 --> 01:18:40,481
Thug, look at what you got,
please
1618
01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:43,347
Poppin' shots
on your enemies
1619
01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:49,217
[Kebyar's "Smoke It Up" plays]
1620
01:18:49,291 --> 01:18:52,283
Just shake and break
and roll it up
1621
01:18:53,462 --> 01:18:56,659
Just stay and blaze
and smoke it up
1622
01:18:59,334 --> 01:19:04,135
And if you're not alone,
then you better find the door
1623
01:19:04,206 --> 01:19:06,299
Now, while you hang around
V.I.P.
1624
01:19:06,374 --> 01:19:08,740
Naw, we smokin' good,
should be chillin' with me
1625
01:19:08,810 --> 01:19:10,573
You like the way
the green tickle your nose
1626
01:19:10,645 --> 01:19:13,239
Making you want to slip out
those clothes and get...
1627
01:19:13,315 --> 01:19:15,010
I hear you giggle
but you know it's the truth
1628
01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:17,278
Why don't you bounce in my
crib, we can roll on the roof
1629
01:19:17,352 --> 01:19:19,445
You can introduce Kebyar
to your crew
1630
01:19:19,521 --> 01:19:23,958
We can get down and maybe
they would like to come, too
1631
01:19:24,025 --> 01:19:27,290
Just shake and break
and roll it up
1632
01:19:28,330 --> 01:19:31,629
Just stay and blaze
and smoke it up
1633
01:19:32,734 --> 01:19:35,965
Just shake and break
and roll it up
1634
01:19:37,139 --> 01:19:40,336
Just stay and blaze
and smoke it up
1635
01:19:43,044 --> 01:19:48,141
And if you're not alone,
then you better find the door
1636
01:19:49,951 --> 01:19:52,818
Time to bring it in on,
all night I'm on the wrong...
1637
01:19:52,888 --> 01:19:56,881
My Caddy ridin' down the 285,
lookin' live up in the ride
1638
01:19:56,958 --> 01:19:59,051
I love it,
the way it makes me move now
1639
01:19:59,127 --> 01:20:01,288
Blow it out my nose
on the way to the door
1640
01:20:01,363 --> 01:20:03,558
I want it, I need it
to make me groove now
1641
01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:05,657
If I don't have it...
1642
01:20:05,734 --> 01:20:10,103
I love it,
the way it makes me move now
1643
01:20:10,172 --> 01:20:12,231
Yo, yo, yo
1644
01:20:12,307 --> 01:20:15,003
Who you lookin' at?
Tryin' to clock us?
1645
01:20:15,076 --> 01:20:17,977
I ain't feelin' that,
you can't stop us
1646
01:20:18,046 --> 01:20:20,674
Who you lookin' at?
Don't try to drop us
1647
01:20:20,749 --> 01:20:23,650
'Cause ain't nobody,
can't nobody ever touch us
1648
01:20:23,718 --> 01:20:26,380
Yeah, notice...
1649
01:20:26,454 --> 01:20:27,978
Bullets spark through
your parka
1650
01:20:28,056 --> 01:20:29,216
But it's really your fault
1651
01:20:29,291 --> 01:20:31,759
It was silly to talk
1652
01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:33,226
Feelin' ya grillin' me
1653
01:20:33,295 --> 01:20:35,923
Stop tryin' to get rid of me,
the streets know this
1654
01:20:35,997 --> 01:20:37,862
See, death threats
are never bogus
1655
01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:39,457
If you're dead wrong,
we stand strong
1656
01:20:39,534 --> 01:20:41,559
Collective soldiers,
warriors
1657
01:20:41,636 --> 01:20:43,695
By any means
come out victorious
1658
01:20:43,772 --> 01:20:46,240
Don't be sayin' my name
1659
01:20:46,308 --> 01:20:49,038
Who you lookin' at?
Tryin' to clock us?
1660
01:20:49,110 --> 01:20:51,908
I ain't feelin' that,
you can't stop us
1661
01:20:51,980 --> 01:20:54,540
Who you lookin' at?
Don't try to drop us
1662
01:20:54,616 --> 01:20:57,915
'Cause ain't nobody,
can't nobody ever touch us
1663
01:20:57,986 --> 01:21:00,454
You don't want to
get bitten by pedigree...
1664
01:21:00,522 --> 01:21:03,082
Venomous sting sideline him
till his physique
1665
01:21:03,158 --> 01:21:05,854
Looks like a leak,
distressed, took like a thief
1666
01:21:05,927 --> 01:21:08,691
He quit thuggin'
cold turkey
1667
01:21:08,763 --> 01:21:11,630
Yo, who you lookin' at?
Tryin' to clock us?
1668
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:14,396
I ain't feelin' that,
you can't stop us
1669
01:21:14,469 --> 01:21:17,199
Who you lookin' at?
Don't try to drop us
1670
01:21:17,272 --> 01:21:20,036
'Cause ain't nobody,
can't nobody ever touch us
1671
01:21:20,108 --> 01:21:23,771
Hey, yo,
what you feelin' like?
1672
01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:27,248
I got ya
1673
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:34,912
[Dame Lee's "Rock Rock
Bounce Bounce" plays]
1674
01:21:41,496 --> 01:21:43,930
I'm one of the greatest
natural phenomenons
1675
01:21:43,999 --> 01:21:45,762
Like Ramadan
1676
01:21:45,834 --> 01:21:48,302
I wish you could see what
I've seen when the drama's on
1677
01:21:48,370 --> 01:21:49,598
And when the drama's on
1678
01:21:49,671 --> 01:21:51,468
Call flex,
the bomb is on
1679
01:21:51,539 --> 01:21:53,029
Cocked and loaded
1680
01:21:53,108 --> 01:21:54,939
Safely holstered
under my left arm
1681
01:21:55,010 --> 01:21:57,274
Cold shoulder,
that's how I hold it
1682
01:21:57,345 --> 01:21:59,643
Now I play the drama bringer,
degrader
1683
01:21:59,714 --> 01:22:01,807
Dame Lee
1684
01:22:01,883 --> 01:22:04,283
Rock, rock, rock,
bounce, bounce, bounce
1685
01:22:04,352 --> 01:22:06,684
Rock, rock, rock,
bounce, bounce, bounce
1686
01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:08,985
Rock, rock, rock,
bounce, bounce, bounce
1687
01:22:09,057 --> 01:22:12,288
Dame Lee, Dame Lee
1688
01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:54,529
Rock, rock, rock,
bounce, bounce, bounce
1689
01:22:54,602 --> 01:22:57,628
MAHALIK:
Deejay, spin that shit!
1690
01:23:02,711 --> 01:23:05,771
- [Note plays]
- GE ORGE: Bitch
1691
01:23:05,847 --> 01:23:08,179
- [Lower note plays]
- Ho
1692
01:23:08,249 --> 01:23:10,410
[Notes playing]
1693
01:23:19,060 --> 01:23:21,324
GE ORGE: Now everybody
in the 2-0-2
1694
01:23:21,396 --> 01:23:24,058
Throw your hands in the air
'cause Fat Joe is through
1695
01:23:24,132 --> 01:23:27,659
Now everybody in the 2-0-2,
throw 'em up
1696
01:23:27,736 --> 01:23:29,499
- Check it out.
- Go! Go! Go!
1697
01:23:29,571 --> 01:23:31,971
I'm a white boy,
but my neck is red
1698
01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:34,634
I put Miracle Whip
on my Wonder Bread
1699
01:23:34,709 --> 01:23:37,872
My face is pale, nah,
I've never been in jail
1700
01:23:37,946 --> 01:23:39,846
Me and Buffy spend
every winter in Vail
1701
01:23:39,914 --> 01:23:41,814
How many bitches
have I slapped?
1702
01:23:41,883 --> 01:23:43,248
Zero, unh
1703
01:23:43,318 --> 01:23:45,548
And Martha Stewart
happens to be my hero
1704
01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:48,350
I grew up on a farm,
and I was born with no rhythm
1705
01:23:48,423 --> 01:23:50,983
Dr. Phil's my uncle,
and I like to hang with him
1706
01:23:51,059 --> 01:23:53,550
I can't dance,
I wear khaki pants
1707
01:23:53,628 --> 01:23:56,495
My middle name's Lance,
my grandma's from France
1708
01:23:56,564 --> 01:23:58,862
So maybe I'm wack
'cause my skin ain't black
1709
01:23:58,933 --> 01:24:00,298
But you can't talk smack
1710
01:24:00,368 --> 01:24:01,801
'Cause whitey
just struck back
1711
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,462
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