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翻译：台湾戏院
校对：Frank Petersen

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很久很久以前...

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在一个名为"远的要命的王国"里

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国王和皇后正庆祝
他们美丽的宝贝女儿诞生

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全国上下,
每个人都很快乐

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直到太阳西下...

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他们看见他们的女儿
受到可怕的魔法诅咒

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每到夜晚她的模样就会产生变化

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焦急之下,
他们便求助於神仙教母

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神仙教母要他们
将公主关在高塔里

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并且在那里等候着...

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一个英俊白马王子的吻

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他独自一人

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经过冻死人的高山和
热死人的沙漠

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日以继夜

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冒着生命的危险...

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到了火龙看守的城堡

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他是... 最勇敢...

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也是最英俊

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在这世界上

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传说中...

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经由王子的一吻

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将可以打破这可怕的诅咒

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他独自一人

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攀上高塔最顶端的房间

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就在那最高的那座塔

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进入了公主的寝室

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走到她的床边

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拉起了床帘

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发现她...

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什麽事?

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你是-费欧纳公主?

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不是!

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噢,感谢老天.

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她在哪呢?

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她去度蜜月了.

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度蜜月?跟谁度蜜月?

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[∮ Counting Crows: Accidentally In Love]

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"她说:有什么问题,宝贝?"

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"什么问题? 我不知道"

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"也许我恋爱了"

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"我想啊想,想啊想"

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"不停的想啊想"

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"多长时间可以治愈这创伤"

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"治愈,因为我无法坐视不管"

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"如果这是爱,爱"

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"转过来看着我"

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"但我对爱情一无所知"

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"来吧,来吧"

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"快一点"

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"来吧,来吧"

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"世界将跟随着你"

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"来吧,来吧"

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"人人都在追求爱情"

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"所以我说我是一个滚动的雪球"

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"滚进洋溢爱情的春天"

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"在美妙的阳光下融化"

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"光辉蜥烂的爱"

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"宝贝,我投降"

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"化作草莓冰淇淋"

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"这份爱永不止歇"

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"我不是故意的"

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"但是爱情无法逃避"

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"这些光芒预示着我们将不再孤独"

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"不在孤独,不再"

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"来吧,来吧"

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"跳高一点"

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"来吧,来吧"

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"如果你感到一丝光明"

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"来吧,来吧"

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"我们曾经相爱"

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"我们意外的相爱"

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"意外的相爱"

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"意外的相爱"

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"意外的相爱"

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"意外的相爱"

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"意外的相爱"

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"意外的相爱"

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"意外"

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"我在恋爱,我在恋爱"

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"我在恋爱,我在恋爱"

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"意外的相爱"

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"我在恋爱"

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"我在恋爱"

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回到家真好!

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你和我..和..

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-"两人像一人同样糟糕..."
-驴子?

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驴子?

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史瑞克! 费欧娜!

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你们没看到一副悲痛的眼睛

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给我一个拥抱, 史瑞克.

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你这个爱的老机器

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还有看看你, 史瑞克太太

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给骏马一个香吻如何?

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驴子, 你在这里干麻?

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我在帮你们看家

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喔, 你是指收信

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和浇花??

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对, 还有喂鱼

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我没养鱼呀!

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你现在有了.

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这只是你,另一只是她
你那只是龌龊的小恶魔

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时候不早了,
我想你最好该走了

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难道你不想跟我说说
旅行的经过?

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那下一盘象棋如何?

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说实在的 驴子,
你不是应该和小龙女在家吗?

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嗯, 没错..

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可是她近来喜怒无常的,
又很爱吃

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所以我想我还是先搬过来
和你住一起

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我们是很高兴你来, 驴子.

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但我们俩己经结婚了
我们需要一些时间好好相处

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就我们俩个

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不需要你

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不用再说了, 你不用担心

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我会确保没有其它人
会打扰到你们

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驴子!

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什麽事, 室友？

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你打扰到我们了

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好吧.. 我猜...
我和小木偶还有个比赛,总之...

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所以.. 或许星期天的晚餐时会见到你们
或者别的什麽事情...

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他不会有事的. 现在...

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我们说到哪了?

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我想我记得

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驴子!!!

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我知, 我知..就你们俩
我正要走..

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但是你要我对那些家伙说什麽?

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够了

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亲爱的费欧娜公主

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你被邀请到 "远的要命王国"

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参加庆祝你结婚的皇室舞会

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国王也会赐与王室的祝福

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给你和你的..呃..
白马王子.

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爱你的
远的要命的国王和皇后

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也就是你们的母亲和父亲

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妈妈和爸爸?

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白马王子?

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舞会! 我能去吗?

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我们不打算去.

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什麽!!

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我是说,你不认为你爸妈
不会被我们这个样子吓到吗?

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喔, 也许会有点惊讶

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但他们是我的父母,
史瑞克. 他们爱我.

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不用担心, 他们也会接受你的

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喔,是吗,我不认为我会受到欢迎

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别再说了. 他们不会这个样子

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那你要如何解释
他们的爱炫耀

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还在迷恋这样的乐队

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别这样,至少给他们一个机会.

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喔, 什麽机会?
测试他们的乾草叉?

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不, 他们只是想祝福我们

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太好了, 现在我需要他们的祝福?

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如果你想要和他们
成为一家人的话，没错

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谁说要和他们成为一家人?

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你呀? 你娶我的时候说的啊?

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我的意思只有和你
成为一家人而己…

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所以, 你不去吗?

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相信我, 那不是个好主意.

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反正我决定不去!就这样!

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快点, 史瑞克.
我们不想因塞车而耽搁

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别担心, 我们会帮你看家的

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嘿, 等等我.

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好!!出发! 前进! 前进!
前进,前进! 前进!

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抽鞭! 前进! 前进!
前进! 前进! 前进! 抽鞭!

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"700里远，到远的要命的王国"

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到了没?

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还没.

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到了没?

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还没.

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"200里远，到远的要命的王国"

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嘿, 到了没?

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还 -- 没.

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到底到了没?

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没!

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到了没?

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到了

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真的?

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没!!!

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我们到了?

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没!!!

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我们到了没?

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我们到了?

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没有!!

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我们到了没?
- 我们到了没?

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嘿, 那不好笑
- 嘿, 那不好笑

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那真幼稚
- 幼稚

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你看, 那就是为何我不像妖怪
- 不像妖怪

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我不想说话了!

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太好了!

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好像永远都到不了，史瑞克

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而且这里也没电影可看
或其它什麽的

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「远的要命的王国」, 驴子.
那是我们要去地方，当然是…

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远... 的... 要.命

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好, 好, 我只是开玩笑的.

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我只是太无聊了

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你不会自己找事做呀

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只要5分钟

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你就不能安静一下?

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只要5分钟就好!!!

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我们到了没?

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到了

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太好了!

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欢迎光临 「远的要命王国」

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一定会有香槟和

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鱼子酱可以吃…

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等一下我们会回来接你的

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"凡尔赛"

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"神仙教母"

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我们肯定回不去了

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嘿, 女士们...耶.

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帽子真适合你

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游泳池! 电影明星!

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让我们欢迎期待已久的
美丽的费欧娜公主

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和她的新婚丈夫

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恩，终於到这个时候了

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终於…

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终於…

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终於…

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呃…你们先走，
我去泊车

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所以, ...

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你还觉得回来是好主意?

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当然...

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你看, 爸妈正高兴的看着我们

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他们是谁阿

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我想那是我们的小女儿.

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那一点也不「小」,
那是个大问题！

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她不是应该被白马王子亲吻
且破除了魔咒

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好, 他虽不是白马王子
但他们看起来

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可以了吗?

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我们来到这里了, 也看到了他们...

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现在我们最好在他们赶
我们走之前离开

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他们是我父母.

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他们也把你锁在高塔里

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那也是为了我好..

234
00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:20,277
好!
现在还有机会.

235
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,607
我们赶快回头躲进去,
假装不在家

236
00:14:22,647 --> 00:14:23,807
哈洛, 我们必需要...

237
00:14:23,847 --> 00:14:24,767
快.

238
00:14:24,807 --> 00:14:27,017
趁现在他们不注意
我们快溜.

239
00:14:27,057 --> 00:14:29,617
史瑞克! 别说了!
一切都会是...

240
00:14:29,657 --> 00:14:30,897
一个灾难, 怎麽可以...

241
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,497
你可以办的到的.

242
00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:33,900
但是, 我真的是...真的...

243
00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:34,350
不

244
00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:34,620
想..

245
00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:34,930
要...

246
00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:36,300
来这里!

247
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:40,677
妈!

248
00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:42,197
爸!

249
00:14:44,687 --> 00:14:47,207
我很高兴让你见见我丈夫.
史瑞克.

250
00:14:50,937 --> 00:14:52,937
好... 喔...啊...

251
00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:55,947
这很容易可以发现
费欧娜美好的长相是从...

252
00:14:56,027 --> 00:14:58,467
他... 他...

253
00:15:33,997 --> 00:15:34,807
抱歉

254
00:15:36,257 --> 00:15:38,937
好像比我一直想的还好, 费欧娜?

255
00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:46,267
我猜不是.

256
00:15:46,307 --> 00:15:47,637
你是说我没有被邀请?

257
00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:49,037
别告诉我你不知我是谁

258
00:15:49,077 --> 00:15:52,847
嘿嘿, 大家都这麽高兴?
感谢你们等我.

259
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:55,000
这边还真难找…

260
00:15:55,007 --> 00:15:56,767
不! 不!
坏驴子, 坏! 下去!

261
00:15:56,807 --> 00:16:00,217
不, 不, 爸, 没事的,
它和我们一起来的.

262
00:16:00,297 --> 00:16:02,257
它曾帮助过我逃离火龙

263
00:16:02,297 --> 00:16:03,857
没错, 就是我, 高贵的骏马

264
00:16:03,937 --> 00:16:06,077
嘿, 服务生, 端个盘子给我如何?

265
00:16:06,107 --> 00:16:07,587
哦, 老天...

266
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:10,917
呃... 史瑞克...

267
00:16:10,957 --> 00:16:13,477
耶?...
哦, 对不起...

268
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:16,207
好喝的汤, 皇后..

269
00:16:16,887 --> 00:16:18,487
不, 不, 不...

270
00:16:23,697 --> 00:16:26,777
那麽... 费欧娜. 你现在住那里?

271
00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:30,587
好的... 史瑞克有他自己的土地.

272
00:16:30,627 --> 00:16:32,917
不是吗? 老公

273
00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:34,357
对... 他,他..

274
00:16:34,397 --> 00:16:37,237
那是一个施了魔法的森林

275
00:16:37,277 --> 00:16:42,447
有很多的松鼠和小鸭子, 还有...

276
00:16:42,487 --> 00:16:43,527
什麽?!哈哈哈

277
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,417
我觉得你好像不是那说那个沼泽

278
00:16:45,457 --> 00:16:45,977
驴子.

279
00:16:46,017 --> 00:16:49,257
来自沼泽的怪物
喔, 真奇特..

280
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:53,467
我猜那是一个养育小孩的好地方

281
00:17:03,527 --> 00:17:06,367
现在想不是太早了一点?

282
00:17:06,407 --> 00:17:08,897
没错! 我才正要开始吃!

283
00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:10,697
那是什麽意思?

284
00:17:10,737 --> 00:17:11,457
爸!

285
00:17:11,537 --> 00:17:12,667
那没关系的, 好吗?

286
00:17:12,707 --> 00:17:13,987
对, 对他那类型而言

287
00:17:14,027 --> 00:17:15,227
我这一类型?

288
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,037
我..去一下洗手间…

289
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,317
为您上菜.

290
00:17:19,397 --> 00:17:20,757
喔, 我忍一下好了.

291
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:27,967
希望你们有好的食欲

292
00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:30,057
墨西哥食物, 我的最爱

293
00:17:30,097 --> 00:17:34,017
别再饿肚子了, 大家一起吃吧

294
00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:35,217
你不说我也会吃的

295
00:17:35,257 --> 00:17:39,427
所以…我想我的孙子将会是..

296
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:41,237
没错. 是怪物

297
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,077
青怪也没什麽不好的

298
00:17:43,107 --> 00:17:44,317
对吧, 哈洛?

299
00:17:44,357 --> 00:17:46,597
喔, 不. 当然了.

300
00:17:46,637 --> 00:17:49,637
如果你不会吃掉你自己的孩子
的话就很好了

301
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:50,407
爸!

302
00:17:50,447 --> 00:17:55,137
喔,不不不,
我们比较习惯把他锁在高塔上

303
00:17:55,697 --> 00:17:56,257
史瑞克! 别说了.

304
00:17:56,297 --> 00:17:58,057
我因为爱她才会这麽做

305
00:17:58,097 --> 00:18:01,227
喔, 好个火龙看守的父爱

306
00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:03,307
你怎麽能了解, 你又不是她父亲

307
00:18:09,637 --> 00:18:12,087
有这样的家人一起吃晚饭
还真好呀

308
00:18:16,897 --> 00:18:17,977
哈洛!
- 史瑞克!

309
00:18:18,017 --> 00:18:19,057
费欧娜.
- 费欧娜.

310
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,417
妈!
- 哈洛.

311
00:18:20,457 --> 00:18:21,637
驴-子.

312
00:19:24,657 --> 00:19:27,857
你的泪滴唤醒了我

313
00:19:27,897 --> 00:19:32,267
所以我来安慰你

314
00:19:33,057 --> 00:19:37,997
我了解每个公主的需要

315
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:43,447
永远幸福快乐的生活..

316
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:44,567
啊!
-啊!

317
00:19:45,247 --> 00:19:46,047
喔, 亲爱的.

318
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,057
看看你... 嗯..

319
00:19:48,097 --> 00:19:50,017
你好像..

320
00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:51,217
长大了，哈！

321
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,747
呃, 你是谁?

322
00:19:53,787 --> 00:19:57,507
我是你的神仙教母.

323
00:19:57,547 --> 00:19:59,037
我有一位神仙教母?

324
00:20:00,277 --> 00:20:04,897
嘘, 现在不用担心.
我是来帮助你的

325
00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:10,337
只... 需要... 轻轻...

326
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,377
挥动我的魔法捧,
你的烦恼全都会消失.

327
00:20:12,497 --> 00:20:15,297
只要轻轻动一下
或闪一下

328
00:20:15,337 --> 00:20:17,307
你会得到多金的王子.
哈-哈-.

329
00:20:17,347 --> 00:20:19,147
昂贵合身的礼服!

330
00:20:19,227 --> 00:20:21,517
一些水晶的玻璃鞋.
不再有烦恼!

331
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,637
忧虑会全消失,
你的灵魂会跳起舞来

332
00:20:23,797 --> 00:20:25,717
可以向你的家俱朋友吐露秘密

333
00:20:25,797 --> 00:20:28,367
我会将会帮你完成
一个流行的指标

334
00:20:28,447 --> 00:20:30,887
我会让你热恋, 我会让你快乐!

335
00:20:31,007 --> 00:20:32,697
成为王子想约会的女孩.

336
00:20:32,777 --> 00:20:35,337
他们会将你的名字
刻在浴室墙上

337
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,017
要从此幸福快乐-
找费欧娜!

338
00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:41,078
"新潮的跑车,性感的车夫,凯尔"

339
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:44,751
"你身上的污点,蛀牙
还有大腿上的赘肉都会消失"

340
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,556
"来一只小狗"

341
00:20:48,263 --> 00:20:51,426
"到处是头发整齐的王子"

342
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,936
"口红,眼影,吸引那个性感的王子"

343
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,995
"幸运的日子
你和你的王子在草堆上打滚"

344
00:20:58,073 --> 00:21:01,304
"与王子一起在月球上打球"

345
00:21:01,443 --> 00:21:04,003
"杜绝平庸,你很高贵
你的王子将有千军万马"

346
00:21:04,146 --> 00:21:06,774
"奶酪,情人节
来点鸡肉"

347
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,408
"到处是头发整齐的王子"

348
00:21:09,484 --> 00:21:11,543
停!

349
00:21:11,997 --> 00:21:13,407
看...

350
00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:17,127
非常感谢你神仙教母
但...

351
00:21:17,327 --> 00:21:20,007
我都不需要这些

352
00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:24,090
好吧，顺便告诉你，
其实我们也不喜欢你

353
00:21:25,307 --> 00:21:26,507
费欧娜?

354
00:21:26,627 --> 00:21:27,627
费欧娜!

355
00:21:31,677 --> 00:21:34,677
Oh!你还有一只小狗狗?
在我的房间里只找得到洗发精

356
00:21:35,037 --> 00:21:36,367
喔!... 啊...

357
00:21:36,447 --> 00:21:37,767
神仙教母,

358
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,407
家俱...

359
00:21:39,607 --> 00:21:42,087
很高兴让你见见我的丈夫...
史瑞克.

360
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,057
你丈夫?!

361
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:44,057
什麽!?

362
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,017
什麽时候发生的事?

363
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,747
史瑞克救了我.

364
00:21:47,787 --> 00:21:48,747
但那不可能是对的!

365
00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:51,747
喔,太捧了! 又来一个亲戚了

366
00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:53,077
她只是想帮帮忙

367
00:21:53,157 --> 00:21:54,987
太好了, 她可以帮我们打包.

368
00:21:55,067 --> 00:21:56,597
亲爱的,穿上你的大衣.
我们要离开了.

369
00:21:56,637 --> 00:21:58,287
什麽?
- 离开? 我不要走.

370
00:21:58,327 --> 00:21:59,647
你什麽时候决定的?

371
00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:01,287
刚到的时候.

372
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,367
听着，...呃... 我很抱歉.

373
00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:05,897
不, 不, 没关系,
我先走好了.

374
00:22:06,137 --> 00:22:07,497
但亲爱的记好,

375
00:22:07,537 --> 00:22:09,417
如果你需要找我...

376
00:22:09,497 --> 00:22:12,627
快乐... 只要一滴眼.

377
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:16,517
谢谢, 我们己经很快乐了
快乐! 快乐! 快乐!

378
00:22:16,677 --> 00:22:18,117
我懂了.

379
00:22:19,517 --> 00:22:20,867
我们走, 凯尔.

380
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:25,447
非常好. 史瑞克.

381
00:22:25,527 --> 00:22:28,137
耶, 我早告诉你来这
是一个坏主意.

382
00:22:28,217 --> 00:22:30,937
你能至少试试和我爸爸
单独相处

383
00:22:30,977 --> 00:22:35,347
但我并不认为我们需要你父亲的祝福,
即使我真的需要...

384
00:22:35,547 --> 00:22:39,517
你不觉得如果有人
关心我要什麽就好了

385
00:22:39,597 --> 00:22:42,117
好, 你要我帮你收拾打包吗?

386
00:22:42,197 --> 00:22:44,167
你真是让我不敢相信!

387
00:22:44,247 --> 00:22:45,767
你的行为就像一个...

388
00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:48,687
继续, 说呀!

389
00:22:48,847 --> 00:22:50,057
像一个怪物!

390
00:22:50,137 --> 00:22:56,667
好, 有个事情提醒你,不管你爸妈
喜不喜欢,我本来就是一个...怪物.

391
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:05,597
想一下会怎麽样?
那是永远不可能改变的.

392
00:23:11,207 --> 00:23:15,097
你已经有为我改变了, 史瑞克.
仔细想想吧.

393
00:23:17,177 --> 00:23:23,227
真感人呀, 史瑞克.
我是怪物! 啊~~~~

394
00:23:47,197 --> 00:23:48,557
我就知道会这样!

395
00:23:48,797 --> 00:23:50,597
你应该知道的.
是你故意的.

396
00:23:50,677 --> 00:23:53,167
我一点都不相信, 莉雅,
莉莉 我是说

397
00:23:53,247 --> 00:23:54,727
他是怪物, 我不是!

398
00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:58,007
我想, 哈洛, 你太过主观了.

399
00:23:58,247 --> 00:24:00,297
那是费欧娜的选择.

400
00:24:00,417 --> 00:24:03,617
但, 那应该是我们选
王子给她才对

401
00:24:03,697 --> 00:24:08,027
我是说，难道你要我
祝福这件…事情?!

402
00:24:08,107 --> 00:24:11,637
费欧娜会. 如果不
她将永远不原谅你.

403
00:24:12,717 --> 00:24:15,607
我不想再失去我们的女儿了,
哈洛.

404
00:24:16,527 --> 00:24:19,647
你要求的就像爱是一种公式

405
00:24:19,727 --> 00:24:22,017
别忘了, 当我们年轻时

406
00:24:22,217 --> 00:24:24,937
我们曾走在水塘边

407
00:24:25,737 --> 00:24:26,777
池塘里全是盛开的花朵

408
00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:28,067
我们的初吻

409
00:24:28,947 --> 00:24:30,187
这不一样

410
00:24:30,227 --> 00:24:32,677
我想你还不了解的我们的女儿

411
00:24:32,717 --> 00:24:34,477
己经嫁给了一个怪物!

412
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,957
不要再这麽专制了

413
00:24:37,277 --> 00:24:40,567
好!那假装一切都没错好了
啦~滴~达~滴~达

414
00:24:40,607 --> 00:24:43,847
太美好了!
我想知道还能有更糟的情况吗!

415
00:24:44,177 --> 00:24:44,977
哈罗, 哈洛.

416
00:24:45,097 --> 00:24:46,097
怎麽了?

417
00:24:46,177 --> 00:24:47,577
没事, 没事, ...

418
00:24:47,617 --> 00:24:50,787
只是一个旧伤痛了一下

419
00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:54,147
我..到外面拉拉筋

420
00:24:54,307 --> 00:24:55,187
你最好快点进来

421
00:24:55,307 --> 00:24:56,997
我们需要谈谈

422
00:24:57,277 --> 00:24:59,597
实际上, 神仙教母...
我正下床

423
00:24:59,717 --> 00:25:03,407
也吃了安眠药, 有点想睡

424
00:25:03,527 --> 00:25:06,977
所以... 可不可以快一点?

425
00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:09,497
...哈罗.

426
00:25:12,947 --> 00:25:14,227
有什麽事吗?

427
00:25:14,307 --> 00:25:17,627
你还记得我的儿子吗..
白马王子?

428
00:25:17,707 --> 00:25:21,747
白马王子? 是你?
天阿! 己经好多年了..

429
00:25:21,837 --> 00:25:23,957
你什麽时候回来的?

430
00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:26,647
喔, 实际上大约5分钟前

431
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:30,777
再我忍受冻死人的高山和
热死人的沙漠之後...

432
00:25:30,857 --> 00:25:32,977
我登上最高塔塔顶的房间

433
00:25:33,137 --> 00:25:35,547
妈妈来处理就好.

434
00:25:36,387 --> 00:25:40,147
他忍受冻死人的高山和
热死人的沙漠

435
00:25:40,187 --> 00:25:44,117
他登上最高塔塔顶的房间

436
00:25:44,157 --> 00:25:45,557
最後只找到了什麽?

437
00:25:45,597 --> 00:25:49,647
一个同性恋的大野狼...
告诉他, 公主己经...

438
00:25:49,687 --> 00:25:51,087
结婚了.

439
00:25:51,167 --> 00:25:54,217
那不是我的错.
是他太慢了.

440
00:25:54,297 --> 00:25:56,057
停... 车 !

441
00:25:57,897 --> 00:25:59,107
哈洛.

442
00:26:00,307 --> 00:26:04,837
你为何要逼我做
我不想做的事!

443
00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:06,237
这里是那里?

444
00:26:07,117 --> 00:26:07,237
欢迎光临!

445
00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:09,237
请问你要点些什麽?

446
00:26:09,927 --> 00:26:13,397
我减肥又失败了,
你高兴了吧.

447
00:26:13,487 --> 00:26:17,137
好.. 2份..."文艺复兴"...

448
00:26:17,217 --> 00:26:18,497
我要 "中世纪".

449
00:26:18,537 --> 00:26:21,667
一个 "中世纪" 和...
哈洛, 要炸薯条?

450
00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:22,667
不, 不, 谢了

451
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:23,707
哈洛,....
你要什麽?

452
00:26:23,787 --> 00:26:24,707
不不不, 真的, 我吃不下了..

453
00:26:24,787 --> 00:26:26,787
你的餐点, 神仙教母.

454
00:26:26,917 --> 00:26:29,117
还有这是您的中世纪餐点赠品

455
00:26:29,317 --> 00:26:30,637
接住, 亲爱的.

456
00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:35,607
记得吗, 我们做过约定. 哈洛.

457
00:26:35,687 --> 00:26:38,247
而且你应该不希望我来管

458
00:26:38,377 --> 00:26:39,817
说实在, 不希望.

459
00:26:39,937 --> 00:26:43,817
所以，费欧娜会和
白马王子在一起吧?

460
00:26:43,897 --> 00:26:44,787
对.

461
00:26:44,867 --> 00:26:47,587
喔, 相信我! 哈洛.
这是最好的决定.

462
00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:50,317
不只是对你女儿...

463
00:26:51,517 --> 00:26:53,197
也是对你的王国.

464
00:26:57,207 --> 00:27:00,207
但我该怎麽做?

465
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,217
用用你的想像力.

466
00:27:25,737 --> 00:27:27,617
[毒苹果酒吧]

467
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:44,007
请进，阁下

468
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,210
[piano plays, people talk]

469
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:52,952
"我喜欢我的城镇"

470
00:27:54,522 --> 00:27:58,424
"来一点毒药"

471
00:27:59,394 --> 00:28:01,954
"没有人知道..."

472
00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:03,258
[barman belChes]

473
00:28:04,087 --> 00:28:04,847
抱歉...

474
00:28:05,007 --> 00:28:07,047
我见过你吗?

475
00:28:07,567 --> 00:28:10,377
呃...你认错人了.

476
00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:14,937
呃...抱歉.
我在找灰故姑娘的丑姐姐.

477
00:28:16,747 --> 00:28:19,267
啊... 就是你... 没错...

478
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:24,677
你知道吗, 我想要处理掉某人

479
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:25,837
那个人是谁?

480
00:28:25,957 --> 00:28:28,687
他不是人...他...

481
00:28:29,247 --> 00:28:30,687
他是... 青怪

482
00:28:33,377 --> 00:28:35,537
嘿, 老兄. 让我告诉你.

483
00:28:35,577 --> 00:28:38,427
只有一个家伙能干这样的事

484
00:28:38,507 --> 00:28:41,747
说实在的, 他也不喜欢被打扰

485
00:28:41,827 --> 00:28:43,147
他在那里?

486
00:28:47,397 --> 00:28:48,077
哈罗?

487
00:28:50,407 --> 00:28:52,007
谁敢来吵我?

488
00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:54,197
抱歉, 希望没吵到你

489
00:28:54,237 --> 00:28:58,097
但有人跟我说只有你
能解决青怪问题?

490
00:28:58,137 --> 00:28:59,937
你说对了.

491
00:29:00,017 --> 00:29:03,347
但那需要很大的一笔钱.

492
00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:06,427
这....足够吗?

493
00:29:12,967 --> 00:29:16,567
成交.

494
00:29:16,647 --> 00:29:18,127
陛下大人.

495
00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:21,897
告诉我, 那里可以找到
那个怪物?

496
00:29:54,477 --> 00:29:56,877
你只要让它离开

497
00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:12,387
我需要一点时间睡睡
让我一身老骨头休息一下

498
00:30:14,027 --> 00:30:19,757
我己经一直做了太久...

499
00:30:21,567 --> 00:30:27,297
大家都说
你就放它走吧.

500
00:30:30,377 --> 00:30:34,627
亲爱的骑士,
我希望你能接受我的报恩

501
00:30:57,017 --> 00:30:57,987
我亲爱的日记,

502
00:30:58,507 --> 00:31:01,237
睡美人明天有个
睡衣晚会...

503
00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:02,797
但我爸不让我去.

504
00:31:02,957 --> 00:31:04,957
到了晚上, 他从来不让我出门

505
00:31:05,717 --> 00:31:08,127
爸爸说,等我能出去的时候...

506
00:31:08,247 --> 00:31:10,807
必须要等我学校毕业以後.

507
00:31:11,847 --> 00:31:13,497
妈说, 等我长大之後,

508
00:31:14,057 --> 00:31:16,657
会有英俊的白马王子
来高塔解救我

509
00:31:16,697 --> 00:31:18,547
带我回来.

510
00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:21,987
我们也将从此
幸福快乐的生活.

511
00:31:23,867 --> 00:31:26,277
白马王子太太费欧娜

512
00:31:27,877 --> 00:31:29,267
白马王子太太费欧娜

513
00:31:29,927 --> 00:31:31,207
白马王子太太费欧娜

514
00:31:31,287 --> 00:31:33,647
白马王子太太费欧娜

515
00:31:42,987 --> 00:31:46,387
抱歉, 我希我没吵到你..

516
00:31:46,547 --> 00:31:48,957
没,没, 我只是在读

517
00:31:50,237 --> 00:31:51,477
恐布小说

518
00:31:52,397 --> 00:31:56,647
我希望你能接受我为我
恶行的道歉

519
00:31:56,727 --> 00:31:58,087
好吗?

520
00:31:58,127 --> 00:31:59,577
我不知道你要什麽...

521
00:31:59,657 --> 00:32:02,857
你能当作什麽都没发生过一样
重新开始吗...

522
00:32:02,937 --> 00:32:04,947
陛下, 我只是...

523
00:32:05,027 --> 00:32:05,987
叫我爸爸.

524
00:32:06,187 --> 00:32:07,147
我,...

525
00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:10,437
我们都太不可理谕.

526
00:32:10,797 --> 00:32:13,677
也许我们需要时间好好想处.

527
00:32:13,957 --> 00:32:15,237
好主意.

528
00:32:15,277 --> 00:32:20,567
我希望你明天早上可以
和我一起打猎

529
00:32:22,377 --> 00:32:24,857
这样对费欧娜也很好.

530
00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:37,317
那麽明早7:30 在老橡树?

531
00:32:43,407 --> 00:32:45,417
承认吧, 驴子.
我们迷路了

532
00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:48,417
我们怎麽可能迷路.
我们可是顺着爸的指引.

533
00:32:48,737 --> 00:32:50,827
你没听他说,
走到森林最暗最深处.

534
00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:51,827
呀.

535
00:32:51,907 --> 00:32:53,907
经过一棵像怪物的树

536
00:32:53,987 --> 00:32:54,907
看到了

537
00:32:54,987 --> 00:32:56,557
嘿，这棵树长的好像人

538
00:32:56,637 --> 00:32:59,077
我们己经看到叁次了

539
00:32:59,157 --> 00:33:02,047
是你说你不要停下来问路的!

540
00:33:02,167 --> 00:33:03,127
太好了...

541
00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:06,327
一个和费欧娜父亲和好
的机会结局是

542
00:33:06,367 --> 00:33:08,577
我和你在森林里迷路了

543
00:33:08,657 --> 00:33:11,257
不要对我吼！
我只想要帮忙.

544
00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:13,157
我知道...我知道

545
00:33:15,747 --> 00:33:16,867
我很抱歉, 可以了吧?

546
00:33:16,947 --> 00:33:18,757
嘿, 不要担心了.

547
00:33:18,837 --> 00:33:21,877
我真的只是想要好好和他相处.

548
00:33:22,037 --> 00:33:24,567
好, 让我们快点找到他

549
00:33:33,057 --> 00:33:34,217
好好, 驴子.

550
00:33:34,297 --> 00:33:38,337
我知道现在很急...
不过你干嘛呜呜叫?!

551
00:33:38,377 --> 00:33:40,147
你说什麽? 我没有呀.

552
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:42,597
好, 那等一下你又想怎样?
抱一下?

553
00:33:42,677 --> 00:33:45,797
史瑞克.驴子不会呜呜叫!
你怎麽认为是我,有点..

554
00:33:46,037 --> 00:33:49,287
哈-哈! 害怕我吧!

555
00:33:50,247 --> 00:33:51,277
你看! 小猫咪.

556
00:33:51,357 --> 00:33:52,777
看, 史瑞克. 我们碰到野兽了

557
00:33:52,817 --> 00:33:56,537
那是猫, 驴子.
来吧, 小喵咪, 小喵咪.

558
00:33:56,857 --> 00:33:57,537
少来了

559
00:33:59,947 --> 00:34:01,907
那只是小猫

560
00:34:04,227 --> 00:34:05,837
史瑞克, 我来了我来了

561
00:34:06,197 --> 00:34:06,837
别这样!

562
00:34:07,317 --> 00:34:08,197
把他捉走!

563
00:34:08,237 --> 00:34:09,887
把他捉走!

564
00:34:15,287 --> 00:34:16,057
小心! 史瑞克!

565
00:34:16,657 --> 00:34:17,977
捉走他!

566
00:34:18,017 --> 00:34:19,217
还在!

567
00:34:21,187 --> 00:34:21,907
我没踢到?

568
00:34:22,267 --> 00:34:23,377
不...

569
00:34:23,617 --> 00:34:24,787
你踢到了!

570
00:34:28,517 --> 00:34:29,837
现在 你这怪物.

571
00:34:30,357 --> 00:34:32,237
最好快向我这…

572
00:34:34,007 --> 00:34:36,247
穿长靴.....的猫咪讨饶…

573
00:34:36,647 --> 00:34:38,657
我要干掉他!

574
00:34:58,767 --> 00:34:59,647
毛球

575
00:35:00,127 --> 00:35:01,697
真恶心

576
00:35:02,537 --> 00:35:04,257
你认为我们该怎麽做?

577
00:35:04,297 --> 00:35:06,497
拿它的剑把他给阉了

578
00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:08,027
给他酷刑

579
00:35:08,067 --> 00:35:10,027
请饶了我!

580
00:35:10,107 --> 00:35:12,717
我恳求你,
我不是故意要这麽做的

581
00:35:12,757 --> 00:35:15,267
我是为了我的家人,
我母亲病了

582
00:35:15,307 --> 00:35:17,757
我父亲还是捡垃圾的

583
00:35:17,797 --> 00:35:21,007
我还有一个小弟弟
陛下又给我一笔钱杀你

584
00:35:21,087 --> 00:35:25,457
喔, 噢... 费欧娜父亲
雇你来杀我?

585
00:35:25,537 --> 00:35:27,377
那个有钱的国王? 是阿.

586
00:35:30,907 --> 00:35:34,267
好, 真是沈重的国王爸爸的祝福.

587
00:35:34,377 --> 00:35:36,357
喔,不要这麽想,史瑞克.
还没那麽糟

588
00:35:36,397 --> 00:35:38,157
每个看过你的人都想要杀了你，
又不只他

589
00:35:38,197 --> 00:35:39,597
哇, 真是谢了.

590
00:35:42,527 --> 00:35:46,447
也许如果我是白马王子的话
才是对费欧娜最好?

591
00:35:46,527 --> 00:35:48,577
你看, 国王也是这麽说.

592
00:35:50,137 --> 00:35:53,427
喔! 呃...抱歉.
我想问题是因为我.

593
00:35:54,787 --> 00:35:57,307
史瑞克.费欧娜也认为你
会愿意为她做任何事.

594
00:35:57,627 --> 00:36:00,387
嗯,就像我不能改变
如果我可以的话...

595
00:36:01,237 --> 00:36:04,927
我.. 只希望她能高兴一点.

596
00:36:10,417 --> 00:36:11,777
快乐.

597
00:36:12,417 --> 00:36:14,697
一滴眼泪

598
00:36:14,777 --> 00:36:19,067
驴子,快想想最难过的事

599
00:36:19,387 --> 00:36:21,437
喔, 我该从何说起呢?

600
00:36:21,477 --> 00:36:24,917
一开始一个老农夫
为了几颗魔法豆就卖了我

601
00:36:24,957 --> 00:36:25,917
我永远忘不了

602
00:36:25,957 --> 00:36:27,887
那个买我的笨蛋,
常常开宴会

603
00:36:27,927 --> 00:36:29,927
他的孩子老是
用针钉我的尾巴

604
00:36:29,967 --> 00:36:32,767
等他们醉了又用棍子打我

605
00:36:32,807 --> 00:36:33,777
penada? penada?

606
00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,337
到底什麽是 penada?

607
00:36:35,377 --> 00:36:38,017
子. 我只是要你哭一下.

608
00:36:38,097 --> 00:36:39,867
好, 不要看着我.

609
00:36:39,907 --> 00:36:41,907
我知道你的感觉..
但你要让你..

610
00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:47,197
你这个小毛......

611
00:36:54,247 --> 00:36:56,817
开始了吗? 开始录了吗?

612
00:36:56,857 --> 00:36:59,577
我是神仙教母.

613
00:36:59,657 --> 00:37:02,107
目前我不在座位上,
正和一个客户在谈

614
00:37:02,147 --> 00:37:06,547
但如果你能来到我那里
我们可以亲自谈谈

615
00:37:06,827 --> 00:37:07,997
永远幸福快乐

616
00:37:12,687 --> 00:37:14,767
你要不要和我一起去, 驴子?

617
00:37:14,807 --> 00:37:18,617
这有点像.史瑞克和驴子又
开始一个新的大冒险

618
00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:21,417
没人可以停止我们...

619
00:37:22,177 --> 00:37:22,737
停!

620
00:37:22,857 --> 00:37:25,187
我误会你了.

621
00:37:25,267 --> 00:37:27,027
没关系，你快走吧

622
00:37:27,187 --> 00:37:31,037
以我的名誉发誓.我将与你同行
直到救了你的命为止

623
00:37:31,077 --> 00:37:32,797
因你饶恕了我

624
00:37:32,837 --> 00:37:36,327
阿，抱歉喔，「多话的动物」
这个角色已经有人演了…

625
00:37:36,367 --> 00:37:37,607
走吧,史瑞克!

626
00:37:38,207 --> 00:37:39,287
史瑞克?

627
00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:48,827
史瑞克!

628
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:51,307
别这样, 驴子. 看看他

629
00:37:51,387 --> 00:37:53,157
他只是个小猫...

630
00:37:53,357 --> 00:37:55,997
想想看，能有多少猫可以穿鞋子？

631
00:37:56,077 --> 00:37:58,237
我们就带他一起吧

632
00:37:58,287 --> 00:37:59,287
什麽!

633
00:38:03,037 --> 00:38:04,737
喔, 听着. 他在呜呜叫

634
00:38:04,777 --> 00:38:06,057
噢，真可爱阿！

635
00:38:06,097 --> 00:38:08,177
别这样, 驴子. 打起精神

636
00:38:08,217 --> 00:38:11,267
振作？我要振作？谁才要阿？

637
00:38:14,987 --> 00:38:15,987
史瑞克.

638
00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:22,007
史瑞克?

639
00:38:33,107 --> 00:38:35,107
他们都在庆祝, 不是吗?

640
00:38:35,137 --> 00:38:36,947
你怎麽想, 哈洛?

641
00:38:37,187 --> 00:38:39,477
嗯 对对...好好

642
00:38:41,627 --> 00:38:45,607
至少假装你关心你女儿的
结婚舞会嘛

643
00:38:45,647 --> 00:38:48,077
莉雅, 说实在的.
我不认为有什麽问题

644
00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:50,457
我们甚至不能确定
会不会有舞会

645
00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:52,217
妈! 爸!

646
00:38:52,257 --> 00:38:53,657
怎麽了, 亲爱的

647
00:38:53,697 --> 00:38:56,307
什麽？你说什麽？
好 我来了

648
00:38:56,387 --> 00:38:58,707
妈, 你有没有看见史瑞克?

649
00:38:58,747 --> 00:39:01,437
我没有, 你应该问问你父亲.

650
00:39:01,477 --> 00:39:06,157
但,说话慢一点,他早上时
反应总是比较慢

651
00:39:06,237 --> 00:39:07,967
我能帮你吗, 陛下?

652
00:39:08,047 --> 00:39:12,617
对, 太好吃了
这是什麽 ?

653
00:39:12,657 --> 00:39:15,937
那是狗的早点，陛下.

654
00:39:15,977 --> 00:39:19,627
呃.... 很好很好
你忙你的

655
00:39:19,787 --> 00:39:22,307
爸, 你有没有看见史瑞克?

656
00:39:22,347 --> 00:39:23,347
没, 我没有, 亲爱的

657
00:39:23,747 --> 00:39:27,727
我想他是去找个泥浆
泡泡, 冷静一下

658
00:39:27,797 --> 00:39:29,637
在昨天和你吵架之後

659
00:39:30,047 --> 00:39:31,927
你听到了吗?

660
00:39:31,967 --> 00:39:34,247
亲爱的, 全国人民都在说你

661
00:39:34,287 --> 00:39:38,817
我的意思,毕竟这不自然
有一点点的野蛮

662
00:39:38,857 --> 00:39:42,707
他? 你好像不是很欢迎他.

663
00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:46,137
你在期待什麽?
看看他对你做了什麽.

664
00:39:47,157 --> 00:39:49,717
史瑞克他爱我.

665
00:39:50,117 --> 00:39:52,437
我想你还是为我高兴一点

666
00:39:52,677 --> 00:39:56,207
甜心,
我只是想给你最好的.

667
00:39:56,367 --> 00:39:59,127
也许你应该做一样的事

668
00:40:13,397 --> 00:40:14,437
不, 真的吗?

669
00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:22,417
喔...

670
00:40:27,027 --> 00:40:30,067
不不, 那一定是管制区
我们还是慢慢的离开吧

671
00:40:30,427 --> 00:40:32,027
那是神仙教母别墅

672
00:40:32,067 --> 00:40:35,437
全国最大的毒药制造中心

673
00:40:35,677 --> 00:40:37,907
那麽我们进去拿一些魔法吧

674
00:40:38,197 --> 00:40:39,447
哈哈，魔法?

675
00:40:52,467 --> 00:40:54,147
嗨. 我要找那个...

676
00:40:54,187 --> 00:40:55,227
神仙教母.

677
00:40:55,307 --> 00:40:57,427
我很抱歉, 她不在

678
00:40:57,507 --> 00:40:59,997
杰罗梅. 现在我要咖啡和果冻!

679
00:41:00,037 --> 00:41:04,537
好, 神仙教母. 马上来.

680
00:41:04,617 --> 00:41:07,417
听着, 她今天不想见客!

681
00:41:07,457 --> 00:41:09,577
不, 好, 我们是工会派来的.

682
00:41:09,617 --> 00:41:10,937
工会?

683
00:41:10,987 --> 00:41:15,427
我们负责全国魔法工业员工的福利

684
00:41:15,547 --> 00:41:16,987
喔...喔，是喔.

685
00:41:17,027 --> 00:41:20,237
你在这工作有受到不平等对待吗

686
00:41:20,277 --> 00:41:22,317
呃....有一点.

687
00:41:22,437 --> 00:41:24,207
我们甚至没有保险

688
00:41:24,287 --> 00:41:25,647
甚至没有保险...

689
00:41:26,127 --> 00:41:28,287
好, 我们先到处看看

690
00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:32,937
哦,对了,我想你最好不要
让神仙教母知道我们来了.

691
00:41:32,747 --> 00:41:34,027
你知道我的意思吧?

692
00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:38,787
当然, 快去吧

693
00:42:08,747 --> 00:42:10,587
一滴「欲望」

694
00:42:11,747 --> 00:42:12,837
淘气

695
00:42:14,917 --> 00:42:16,597
一撮「热情」

696
00:42:21,687 --> 00:42:25,407
和一点点的「性欲」.

697
00:42:29,097 --> 00:42:29,897
抱歉?

698
00:42:30,497 --> 00:42:32,897
很抱歉这麽鲁莽的进来,
但...

699
00:42:32,937 --> 00:42:35,697
不属於格林童话里的你
在这里做什麽?

700
00:42:35,777 --> 00:42:41,307
嗯.. 好像费欧娜并不是这麽的快乐

701
00:42:41,427 --> 00:42:45,387
所以你想来问为什麽吗

702
00:42:46,077 --> 00:42:47,997
让我来看看

703
00:42:50,477 --> 00:42:52,717
呃... 公主...

704
00:42:52,757 --> 00:42:53,997
灰姑娘

705
00:42:54,047 --> 00:42:56,007
就在这里...
"从此过着幸福快乐的生活"

706
00:42:57,127 --> 00:42:58,647
没有怪物

707
00:42:59,167 --> 00:43:00,847
那白雪公主呢..

708
00:43:00,927 --> 00:43:04,217
英俊的王子.
喔.. 没有怪物

709
00:43:04,737 --> 00:43:06,977
睡美人
喔.. 没有怪物

710
00:43:07,057 --> 00:43:09,017
糖果屋 .. 没有

711
00:43:09,057 --> 00:43:10,377
拇指公主. 没有

712
00:43:10,417 --> 00:43:12,947
金鸟, 小美人鱼，风月俏佳人…

713
00:43:12,987 --> 00:43:17,067
没有! 没有! 没有! 没有!
你明白吗?

714
00:43:17,427 --> 00:43:20,397
怪物不会从此过着
幸福快乐的生活

715
00:43:20,437 --> 00:43:21,397
好吧, 欧巴桑

716
00:43:21,437 --> 00:43:26,157
别用你肮脏,
绿色的香肠手指着我

717
00:43:27,767 --> 00:43:30,647
果冻和咖啡
喔... 抱歉

718
00:43:31,247 --> 00:43:34,647
没关系, 我们正要离开

719
00:43:35,327 --> 00:43:37,937
欧巴桑, 非常抱歉浪费你的时间

720
00:43:37,977 --> 00:43:39,857
就.. ... 滚吧

721
00:43:40,217 --> 00:43:41,297
大伙走吧

722
00:44:01,087 --> 00:44:03,647
幸苦了, 马克

723
00:44:06,527 --> 00:44:07,887
药水室

724
00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:18,267
把你的臭脚从我脸上移开
臭死了

725
00:44:18,987 --> 00:44:21,787
那应该闻起来像是
一篮的玫瑰花

726
00:44:25,427 --> 00:44:26,997
好吧，其中一定有
可以帮忙我们的药水

727
00:44:27,117 --> 00:44:29,637
我脑袋中已经知道要怎麽找了

728
00:44:29,677 --> 00:44:32,357
先前
我们的想法早己一致

729
00:44:32,397 --> 00:44:36,567
如果我们需要一个「舔自己专家」
我们就会叫你

730
00:44:37,367 --> 00:44:39,127
史瑞克, 这不是个好方法

731
00:44:39,367 --> 00:44:42,537
听着, 让你自己有用一点
比如说去看门

732
00:44:42,657 --> 00:44:45,697
长靴猫, 你想你拿的到
那些上面一点的吗?

733
00:44:45,737 --> 00:44:49,537
没问题, 老大, 我九条命中
的一条是这方面的专家

734
00:44:49,577 --> 00:44:51,427
也就是西班牙的朝圣地神偷

735
00:44:52,627 --> 00:44:53,867
史瑞克,你真的要找吗

736
00:44:53,907 --> 00:44:56,067
驴子, 去看门

737
00:44:56,107 --> 00:44:58,107
看门？..好, 我去看门…

738
00:45:04,597 --> 00:45:05,797
你看见了什麽?

739
00:45:06,077 --> 00:45:07,197
蟾蜍根柔软剂?

740
00:45:07,437 --> 00:45:11,447
喔是阿, 好的药一定可以解决
夫妻间的问题.

741
00:45:11,727 --> 00:45:12,887
Elfa Seltzer?

742
00:45:13,660 --> 00:45:14,500
泻药?

743
00:45:14,807 --> 00:45:17,337
不,试着找 "英俊"

744
00:45:18,497 --> 00:45:19,897
抱歉, 没有 "英俊"

745
00:45:21,097 --> 00:45:23,897
那 "幸福快乐"

746
00:45:24,587 --> 00:45:26,307
那…那是干嘛的

747
00:45:26,907 --> 00:45:29,587
上面写 "美人药水"

748
00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:32,997
你知道吗, 某些民族视
驴子为最神圣的有智慧的动物

749
00:45:33,037 --> 00:45:34,837
尤其是像我这种会说话的

750
00:45:35,717 --> 00:45:37,037
驴子!

751
00:45:39,117 --> 00:45:40,637
就拿那瓶吧.
有人来了

752
00:45:47,927 --> 00:45:49,297
那个会有用吗

753
00:46:02,907 --> 00:46:04,107
接的好, 驴子.

754
00:46:04,244 --> 00:46:06,178
你的嘴巴终于派得上用场了!

755
00:46:08,115 --> 00:46:10,049
[* Pete Yorn: Ever Fallen In Love]

756
00:46:10,877 --> 00:46:12,037
来吧!

757
00:46:17,591 --> 00:46:20,253
"你对我的情意不理不睬"

758
00:46:20,327 --> 00:46:24,127
"视我如粪土,教我肝肠寸断"

759
00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:31,003
"如果我骚动抗议"

760
00:46:31,071 --> 00:46:34,700
"就得冒失去她的危险,如此更惨"

761
00:46:38,345 --> 00:46:42,076
"曾经爱上一个人,曾经爱上..."

762
00:46:42,149 --> 00:46:44,674
"...一个人,曾经爱上..."

763
00:46:44,752 --> 00:46:48,051
"...一个不该爱的人"

764
00:46:54,595 --> 00:46:58,087
"曾经爱上一个人,曾经爱上..."

765
00:46:58,165 --> 00:47:00,895
"...一个人,曾经爱上..."

766
00:47:00,968 --> 00:47:03,493
"...一个不该爱的人"

767
00:47:04,938 --> 00:47:06,769
"曾经爱上..."

768
00:47:08,008 --> 00:47:12,604
"曾经爱上一个不该爱的人"

769
00:47:14,037 --> 00:47:17,717
我不管是谁弄的
反正给我清乾净

770
00:47:17,757 --> 00:47:18,717
是, 神仙教母.

771
00:47:18,917 --> 00:47:23,687
然後谁去给我拿油炸香浓的巧克力

772
00:47:24,447 --> 00:47:25,327
妈妈.

773
00:47:25,367 --> 00:47:27,647
白马. 乖儿子

774
00:47:27,807 --> 00:47:31,337
真不是时候, 一糟乱
妈妈正在忙

775
00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:33,017
这里怎麽了?

776
00:47:33,097 --> 00:47:34,817
青物干的.

777
00:47:34,857 --> 00:47:35,817
什麽!

778
00:47:35,897 --> 00:47:36,977
他在那里, 妈妈?

779
00:47:37,057 --> 00:47:39,747
我应该要把他的头扯下来

780
00:47:39,787 --> 00:47:41,947
我会让他消失

781
00:47:41,987 --> 00:47:45,627
他会後悔他从我的手中
偷走我的王国

782
00:47:46,877 --> 00:47:50,397
喔, 别理他, 小乖
你还是会成为国王的

783
00:47:50,437 --> 00:47:53,477
我们只要想一个更好的方法

784
00:47:53,557 --> 00:47:57,607
抱歉, 神仙教母.
东西都点过放回去了

785
00:47:57,687 --> 00:47:59,447
除了一个药水

786
00:47:59,527 --> 00:48:00,567
什麽?

787
00:48:03,697 --> 00:48:06,537
我想我们真的可以反将
他一军

788
00:48:08,897 --> 00:48:12,227
永远幸福快乐. 强效版?

789
00:48:12,507 --> 00:48:14,387
给你和你的真爱

790
00:48:14,467 --> 00:48:18,107
只要其中一个人喝了,
两个都有效

791
00:48:18,147 --> 00:48:20,397
快乐 幸福 和 美丽

792
00:48:20,477 --> 00:48:21,637
两个都有效?

793
00:48:21,717 --> 00:48:24,917
我想这对费欧娜也有效

794
00:48:25,437 --> 00:48:27,197
嘿, 这不太好吧.

795
00:48:27,237 --> 00:48:29,127
我的驴子第六感告诉了我

796
00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:31,767
快丢了它,离开这里吧

797
00:48:31,847 --> 00:48:35,567
上面写: 美丽
能糟到那里去?

798
00:48:37,817 --> 00:48:40,737
你看你对这药过敏,
一定会有反效果

799
00:48:40,777 --> 00:48:44,217
还有别想我会乖乖听你的.

800
00:48:44,257 --> 00:48:45,027
用用你的大脑

801
00:48:45,347 --> 00:48:48,467
如果这药会有问题

802
00:48:48,507 --> 00:48:50,147
我可以先帮你试试

803
00:48:50,187 --> 00:48:53,677
为您这麽做是我的荣幸

804
00:48:53,757 --> 00:48:56,157
不不不, 别想
我可不这麽认为

805
00:48:56,197 --> 00:48:58,957
如果要试, 就让我来

806
00:48:58,997 --> 00:49:02,367
那是好朋友应做的
把药给我

807
00:49:07,527 --> 00:49:08,447
怎麽样?

808
00:49:09,617 --> 00:49:12,017
没什麽不同

809
00:49:12,097 --> 00:49:13,337
我看起来有不一样吗?

810
00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:14,937
对我来说
你看起来还是像个驴蛋…

811
00:49:16,417 --> 00:49:18,347
也许对驴子无效

812
00:49:19,827 --> 00:49:23,067
为了我和费欧娜.

813
00:49:23,107 --> 00:49:24,067
史瑞克!

814
00:49:24,187 --> 00:49:25,987
如果你喝了, 就再也不能回头了

815
00:49:26,117 --> 00:49:26,837
我知

816
00:49:26,957 --> 00:49:28,917
再也不能在泥浆里打滚

817
00:49:29,317 --> 00:49:30,517
再也不能狂叫了

818
00:49:30,557 --> 00:49:31,517
我知

819
00:49:31,557 --> 00:49:33,157
但你喜欢当个怪物

820
00:49:37,087 --> 00:49:39,007
但我更爱费欧娜

821
00:49:40,807 --> 00:49:41,847
史瑞克, 不要!
等等!

822
00:49:55,347 --> 00:49:59,717
我想你拿到放臭屁的药了

823
00:49:59,757 --> 00:50:01,237
也许这没有用

824
00:50:01,837 --> 00:50:04,797
或者,也许费欧娜和我
再也不能在一起

825
00:50:09,127 --> 00:50:11,847
喔, 看吧 我就说吧！
事情不对劲了

826
00:50:11,967 --> 00:50:14,247
我不想死.
我还不想死!

827
00:50:14,287 --> 00:50:16,457
我不想死! 喔, 不要..

828
00:50:16,497 --> 00:50:20,577
我在融化了, 我在融化了.
我要..融 化 了..

829
00:50:20,657 --> 00:50:22,857
驴子. 只是下雨了.

830
00:50:24,057 --> 00:50:25,267
喔…

831
00:51:07,917 --> 00:51:11,197
史瑞克, 别担心，事情看来
很糟是因为又暗又下雨

832
00:51:11,237 --> 00:51:13,757
再加上费欧娜的父亲雇了
低级发疯的杀手来杀你

833
00:51:14,357 --> 00:51:15,807
明天早上就会不一样的

834
00:51:15,847 --> 00:51:16,807
你会知道的

835
00:51:17,487 --> 00:51:20,247
太阳会升起...

836
00:51:21,087 --> 00:51:23,217
明天.

837
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:24,217
赌上你的......

838
00:51:25,617 --> 00:51:27,057
赌上我的..?

839
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:28,531
主阿，我来了！

840
00:51:29,137 --> 00:51:30,257
驴子?

841
00:51:30,737 --> 00:51:32,347
你还好吧?

842
00:51:32,747 --> 00:51:35,507
嘿. 老大, 让我们剃光它的毛

843
00:51:35,547 --> 00:51:37,347
驴---驴子...

844
00:51:46,157 --> 00:51:48,127
你来了, 你错过晚餐了.

845
00:51:49,687 --> 00:51:50,807
亲爱的怎麽了?

846
00:51:50,887 --> 00:51:54,607
爸, 我一直在想你所说的.

847
00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:57,977
我想某些事是对的.

848
00:51:58,057 --> 00:52:00,417
太好了, 我的乖女儿

849
00:52:00,457 --> 00:52:02,577
不应该带史瑞克来这里的

850
00:52:03,697 --> 00:52:05,507
我要出去找他

851
00:52:06,387 --> 00:52:09,187
我们会一起回去
属於我们的沼泽

852
00:52:12,707 --> 00:52:13,637
费欧娜!拜托！

853
00:52:14,437 --> 00:52:17,477
不要这麽冲动，亲爱的
你现在哪边都去不了

854
00:52:20,957 --> 00:52:21,927
费欧娜!
- 费欧娜!

855
00:53:02,897 --> 00:53:05,097
看..我就说他在这吧
- 嘘... 安静.

856
00:53:08,857 --> 00:53:10,817
早安, 贪睡虫

857
00:53:11,747 --> 00:53:14,667
早安!
- 我们喜欢你的小猫.

858
00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:16,587
欧，我的头...

859
00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:18,627
我们帮你打了一桶水在这

860
00:53:18,707 --> 00:53:20,317
喔..谢谢.

861
00:53:28,487 --> 00:53:30,367
可爱的鼻子？

862
00:53:31,127 --> 00:53:32,887
波浪的头发?!...

863
00:53:33,767 --> 00:53:36,007
绷紧浑圆的屁股?!

864
00:53:36,577 --> 00:53:38,297
我是.. 我是...

865
00:53:38,337 --> 00:53:39,297
帅哥

866
00:53:39,337 --> 00:53:41,377
我会说
- 我是你的情人, 你叫什麽?

867
00:53:41,457 --> 00:53:42,697
我叫... 史瑞克.

868
00:53:42,857 --> 00:53:44,377
史瑞克? 欧..!

869
00:53:44,417 --> 00:53:45,667
你是从欧洲来的?

870
00:53:45,867 --> 00:53:47,147
你太紧张了

871
00:53:47,187 --> 00:53:50,427
我帮你按按肩膀
- 我来就好了, 谢谢
- 我没地方可以按

872
00:53:50,507 --> 00:53:52,027
好吧, 排队

873
00:53:52,107 --> 00:53:54,117
女士们,
你有没有看见我的驴子?

874
00:53:54,197 --> 00:53:55,437
你叫谁 "驴子"?

875
00:53:57,117 --> 00:53:58,837
驴子?!
你看起来像是个...

876
00:53:58,917 --> 00:54:01,567
种马，宝贝 ! 我可以嘶叫

877
00:54:01,647 --> 00:54:03,647
我可以...

878
00:54:04,367 --> 00:54:05,287
看着我, 史瑞克!

879
00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:06,287
我可以奔跑

880
00:54:07,967 --> 00:54:10,657
真是有价值的药,
是什麽作的阿?

881
00:54:10,697 --> 00:54:14,297
「喔，千万别喝那个药……」
（讽刺驴子说过的话）

882
00:54:15,177 --> 00:54:19,827
警告! 副作用:
发烧,发痒,冒汗,流泪...

883
00:54:19,867 --> 00:54:23,707
神经质和心脏病患者不宜

884
00:54:28,757 --> 00:54:29,557
干嘛?

885
00:54:29,717 --> 00:54:33,277
要永远有效

886
00:54:33,317 --> 00:54:35,927
必须得到真爱的吻

887
00:54:35,967 --> 00:54:37,087
...在午夜之前.

888
00:54:37,287 --> 00:54:40,087
午夜之前? 为什麽?
怎麽总是午夜之前.

889
00:54:40,247 --> 00:54:42,767
选我, 我就是你的真爱
- 我会是你的真爱

890
00:54:42,807 --> 00:54:45,017
我才是... 够了

891
00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:48,737
你看, 小姐们,
我己经有了真爱.

892
00:54:50,137 --> 00:54:54,387
带着我, 老大
你会得到令你满意的公主

893
00:54:54,467 --> 00:54:57,427
但是，你虽然外表好多了…

894
00:54:57,467 --> 00:55:00,197
但你的内在还是一样…

895
00:55:00,237 --> 00:55:02,277
是个小气、难相处的...
-好啦 好啦

896
00:55:02,317 --> 00:55:06,037
...抓狂的怪物
- 你也是那讨厌的驴子!

897
00:55:06,157 --> 00:55:07,157
是阿!

898
00:55:09,407 --> 00:55:14,527
好, 看看我，公主
这是一个全新的我!

899
00:55:15,767 --> 00:55:18,657
一件一件来,
我们先要帮你换掉那些衣服

900
00:55:23,137 --> 00:55:24,417
准备好?
- 准备好!

901
00:55:30,067 --> 00:55:30,947
停车!

902
00:55:31,027 --> 00:55:33,677
上帝, 请救救我!!!

903
00:55:33,837 --> 00:55:37,437
我看不到了!告诉我，
我还能拉小提琴吗

904
00:55:37,517 --> 00:55:41,647
喔, 可怜的小马,
我能为你做些什麽吗?

905
00:55:42,007 --> 00:55:43,887
好, 我想只有这麽一件事

906
00:55:44,127 --> 00:55:47,207
把你全身的东西都脱掉，
除了内裤…

907
00:55:51,177 --> 00:55:53,457
还不错吧
- 一切都还不错

908
00:56:01,987 --> 00:56:04,467
爸爸? 一切都还好吧?

909
00:56:10,037 --> 00:56:11,397
谢谢你, 绅士

910
00:56:11,637 --> 00:56:13,757
有天我会报答你的.

911
00:56:13,837 --> 00:56:17,167
如当然，果我能找到你,
且没忘记的话

912
00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:20,620
- 马叫声
- （小猫生气的骂西班牙话）

913
00:56:22,395 --> 00:56:22,962
[* Butterfly Boocher: Changes]

914
00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:25,286
* Oh, yeah

915
00:56:35,947 --> 00:56:40,597
换张脸, 不可思议的改变

916
00:56:40,717 --> 00:56:43,837
不是要做一个有钱人

917
00:56:43,957 --> 00:56:50,087
换张脸, 不可思议的改变

918
00:56:50,167 --> 00:56:53,207
只想变成另一个人

919
00:56:53,287 --> 00:56:58,937
时间或许可以改变我
但我却不能追时间.

920
00:57:01,577 --> 00:57:06,067
停! 告诉费欧娜公主,
他老公史瑞克来看她了!

921
00:57:10,747 --> 00:57:13,957
仍不知我找什麽

922
00:57:14,037 --> 00:57:19,157
我的生命是无法控制的狂跑,
上百万个死巷

923
00:57:19,237 --> 00:57:22,367
每次我以为我成功了

924
00:57:22,407 --> 00:57:25,807
结果却仍不是那麽的好

925
00:57:27,887 --> 00:57:28,847
费欧娜!

926
00:57:29,127 --> 00:57:29,937
史瑞克?

927
00:57:34,577 --> 00:57:40,107
时间或许可以改变我
但我却不能追时间.

928
00:57:40,147 --> 00:57:41,267
费欧娜!

929
00:57:44,627 --> 00:57:46,387
哈罗, 帅哥

930
00:57:47,797 --> 00:57:49,277
史瑞克!

931
00:57:49,677 --> 00:57:50,557
公主!

932
00:57:50,597 --> 00:57:52,357
驴子?!

933
00:57:52,597 --> 00:57:54,597
哇, 药也对你起作用了!

934
00:57:54,807 --> 00:57:56,087
什麽药?

935
00:57:56,167 --> 00:57:59,407
这说来话长,
史瑞克和我在找某种药

936
00:57:59,487 --> 00:58:01,967
... 结果...
我们变性感了!

937
00:58:03,697 --> 00:58:04,337
史瑞克?

938
00:58:08,417 --> 00:58:11,217
为你, 宝贝,
我可以假装一下...

939
00:58:11,257 --> 00:58:12,427
耶, 你想的美.

940
00:58:12,507 --> 00:58:13,947
驴子, 史瑞克在那里?

941
00:58:14,027 --> 00:58:15,467
他刚进去找你.

942
00:58:18,227 --> 00:58:19,027
史瑞克!

943
00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:20,917
费欧娜!

944
00:58:21,037 --> 00:58:22,557
费欧娜!

945
00:58:24,437 --> 00:58:26,517
你想跳舞吗, 帅哥?

946
00:58:29,207 --> 00:58:30,847
你去那里了? 这麽赶?

947
00:58:30,927 --> 00:58:33,247
你不想看看你老婆吗?

948
00:58:34,447 --> 00:58:35,447
费欧娜.

949
00:58:37,857 --> 00:58:38,817
史瑞克?

950
00:58:39,457 --> 00:58:41,817
耶, 费欧娜. 就是我

951
00:58:41,937 --> 00:58:43,417
你声音怎麽变了?

952
00:58:43,537 --> 00:58:47,427
呃, 药水改变了一切, 费欧娜...

953
00:58:48,267 --> 00:58:50,147
但并不能改变我对你的爱.

954
00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:51,787
费欧娜?

955
00:58:52,987 --> 00:58:54,317
白马王子?

956
00:58:54,397 --> 00:58:56,037
你想要怎样?...

957
00:58:56,637 --> 00:58:57,397
爸.

958
00:58:57,437 --> 00:58:59,517
我多希望你赞成!

959
00:58:59,957 --> 00:59:01,477
你是谁?

960
00:59:01,607 --> 00:59:03,127
妈,是我: 史瑞克.

961
00:59:03,407 --> 00:59:07,047
我知道你们从没有机会
改变第一印象

962
00:59:07,247 --> 00:59:09,897
但..好吧... 你们现在的想法?

963
00:59:14,097 --> 00:59:16,577
费欧娜! 费欧娜!!!

964
00:59:18,467 --> 00:59:19,947
费欧娜!

965
00:59:20,507 --> 00:59:23,067
费欧娜!
-费欧娜! 费欧娜!

966
00:59:24,347 --> 00:59:27,717
闭嘴，我想他们听不到的，傻瓜

967
00:59:30,317 --> 00:59:33,677
你不认为
你早搞糟了她的生活?

968
00:59:34,357 --> 00:59:36,447
我只想要她快乐

969
00:59:36,687 --> 00:59:41,047
那 现在她可以快乐了.

970
00:59:41,487 --> 00:59:45,217
她终於找到她梦中的
白马王子

971
00:59:45,297 --> 00:59:48,777
但, 看看我,
我己经为她做了改变

972
00:59:48,857 --> 00:59:52,467
史瑞克.是时候离开
童话故事的生活了

973
00:59:52,747 --> 00:59:56,747
她是公主, 而你是个青怪

974
00:59:57,307 --> 01:00:01,117
这是永远无法改变的事实

975
01:00:08,567 --> 01:00:11,367
但.... 我爱她.

976
01:00:11,927 --> 01:00:17,097
如果你真的爱她
就离开她

977
01:00:17,630 --> 01:00:17,764
[* Nick Cave: People Ain't No Good]

978
01:00:17,764 --> 01:00:19,789
[* Nick Cave: People Ain't No Good]

979
01:00:21,777 --> 01:00:23,937
史瑞克?
- 先生?

980
01:00:24,017 --> 01:00:25,427
发生什麽事情?

981
01:00:25,507 --> 01:00:26,627
你要去那里?

982
01:00:33,107 --> 01:00:37,637
哈洛? 你有做了什麽吗?

983
01:00:43,007 --> 01:00:46,127
人不是不好

984
01:00:48,607 --> 01:00:52,297
一件事可以充分了解.

985
01:00:52,337 --> 01:00:53,617
这是给你的

986
01:00:53,657 --> 01:00:55,657
放在那边就好.

987
01:00:55,737 --> 01:00:58,387
为什麽你的脸那麽长?

988
01:00:59,427 --> 01:01:02,267
真是个愚蠢的错误

989
01:01:02,787 --> 01:01:06,597
我不应该从高塔把她救下来

990
01:01:08,917 --> 01:01:10,557
我真恨光阴似箭

991
01:01:10,797 --> 01:01:14,477
我真不敢相信你就这麽离开
这些曾经是你发生最美好的事

992
01:01:14,557 --> 01:01:18,687
我有选择吗...
她爱帅哥..

993
01:01:18,727 --> 01:01:19,927
白马王子.

994
01:01:19,967 --> 01:01:22,327
少来了, 他真的那麽帅?

995
01:01:22,367 --> 01:01:24,497
你开玩笑?
他可是完美的大帅哥.

996
01:01:24,537 --> 01:01:27,457
他的脸像天使画出
的曲线

997
01:01:27,577 --> 01:01:29,857
嗯, 他的声音就像是梦

998
01:01:30,017 --> 01:01:34,067
你非常知道, 这不会让我更好.

999
01:01:36,667 --> 01:01:39,867
这是最好的选择.

1000
01:01:40,357 --> 01:01:44,597
爸妈总希望费欧娜能更好

1001
01:01:45,197 --> 01:01:46,917
这样, 大家都赢了.

1002
01:01:48,407 --> 01:01:53,207
但你不是。
我不了解，史瑞克. 你爱费欧娜.

1003
01:01:53,407 --> 01:01:57,577
那就是为何我必须离开她.

1004
01:01:58,057 --> 01:02:04,217
呃... 对不起. 她在这吗?
- 她就在後面.

1005
01:02:05,467 --> 01:02:07,107
又见面了

1006
01:02:11,267 --> 01:02:13,917
神仙教母... 白马王子..

1007
01:02:14,277 --> 01:02:17,717
你最好是有个把我们叫
到这里的好理由

1008
01:02:17,917 --> 01:02:23,647
我想，恐怕费欧娜不是
真的很喜欢白马王子

1009
01:02:24,007 --> 01:02:26,047
那不是我的错

1010
01:02:26,127 --> 01:02:27,727
当然不是, 亲爱的儿子

1011
01:02:27,807 --> 01:02:31,737
我是说, 当我假装是那恶心
的怪物的时候能有多迷人？

1012
01:02:31,977 --> 01:02:37,457
我不是指是谁的错,也许
我们最好该让整件事给结束

1013
01:02:37,497 --> 01:02:38,257
什麽?
- 什麽?

1014
01:02:38,297 --> 01:02:41,427
你不能强迫别人去爱上某人

1015
01:02:41,627 --> 01:02:44,627
有什麽好奇怪,
我一直是这麽做!

1016
01:02:45,347 --> 01:02:49,917
让费欧娜喝下这个,她将会
爱上第一个亲了她的人...

1017
01:02:49,957 --> 01:02:52,117
那会是白马王子.

1018
01:02:53,157 --> 01:02:54,557
不.

1019
01:02:54,637 --> 01:02:55,967
啥... 你说啥?

1020
01:02:56,047 --> 01:02:58,447
我... 我不能. 我不会这麽做的.

1021
01:02:58,487 --> 01:03:03,697
你会的,如果你还记得是我
帮你得到幸福

1022
01:03:03,817 --> 01:03:07,337
而且我也能轻易的夺走它.

1023
01:03:07,577 --> 01:03:09,177
那真的是你想到的吗?

1024
01:03:09,377 --> 01:03:10,497
是或不是?

1025
01:03:11,577 --> 01:03:12,867
不是.

1026
01:03:12,987 --> 01:03:15,987
乖孩子.
现在, 我们必须离开了

1027
01:03:16,027 --> 01:03:18,307
我需要在舞会之前
好好整理他的头发.

1028
01:03:18,387 --> 01:03:21,837
前面总是太高而弄不到後面

1029
01:03:21,877 --> 01:03:23,757
总需要我来帮忙

1030
01:03:23,837 --> 01:03:25,317
谢谢你, 妈妈.

1031
01:03:25,357 --> 01:03:26,517
妈妈!?

1032
01:03:27,517 --> 01:03:30,047
呃... 一只会说话的马.

1033
01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:31,567
和怪物.

1034
01:03:33,207 --> 01:03:34,087
把他们捉起来!

1035
01:03:36,087 --> 01:03:37,537
把他们捉起来!

1036
01:03:38,764 --> 01:03:41,820
列队场面惊人,人山人海

1037
01:03:41,834 --> 01:03:45,530
「远的要命王国」的皇室舞会开始

1038
01:03:45,271 --> 01:03:48,790
马车排成一列,来宾从马车里出来

1039
01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:55,157
大家都为了费欧娜公主
和史瑞克王子来到这里

1040
01:03:55,197 --> 01:03:57,757
我的老天!...看起来捧极了

1041
01:03:57,797 --> 01:04:00,037
看! 汉索与葛芮托 (糖果屋)

1042
01:04:02,287 --> 01:04:05,447
後面的是 姆指姑娘.

1043
01:04:05,487 --> 01:04:07,447
看起来很可爱吧?

1044
01:04:08,207 --> 01:04:10,617
再过来是睡美人...

1045
01:04:11,230 --> 01:04:12,900
累得惨兮兮的

1046
01:04:14,057 --> 01:04:15,897
她是谁? 她是谁?

1047
01:04:17,817 --> 01:04:22,387
喔! 就是独一无二的神..神仙教母.

1048
01:04:22,775 --> 01:04:26,227
哈罗, 大家好,远的要命王的子民们!!

1049
01:04:30,877 --> 01:04:36,687
祝你们永远快乐

1050
01:04:37,447 --> 01:04:37,847
中世纪娱乐公司

1051
01:04:37,887 --> 01:04:40,687
我们等会再回到
"远的要命皇家舞会"

1052
01:04:40,727 --> 01:04:41,927
广告之後.

1053
01:04:41,967 --> 01:04:45,697
我最痛恨舞会,
他们总是撕裂我.

1054
01:04:45,737 --> 01:04:47,137
虐待我磨碎我

1055
01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:51,297
遇见史瑞克和费欧娜後我就
不再受这个诅咒

1056
01:04:51,537 --> 01:04:55,907
坏巫师施的法.
老鼠, 给我一个水牛饼

1057
01:04:55,947 --> 01:04:58,427
不, 再左边...
再左边一点!

1058
01:05:01,317 --> 01:05:02,797
今晚「皇家武士」

1059
01:05:02,837 --> 01:05:04,597
喔, 我最爱看的节目开始了

1060
01:05:04,637 --> 01:05:06,597
目标一匹白色野马
朝东奔驰进入森林中

1061
01:05:06,637 --> 01:05:07,877
请求支援

1062
01:05:07,917 --> 01:05:08,767
F.F.A.P.D.

1063
01:05:08,807 --> 01:05:11,327
该是让那个人
尝尝苦头的时候

1064
01:05:11,367 --> 01:05:12,960
那肆无忌惮的态度
以及恶行将不会得逞的.

1065
01:05:14,293 --> 01:05:18,360
你们为何抓我? 警察打人啊!警察打人啊!

1066
01:05:15,487 --> 01:05:18,137
请不要,...

1067
01:05:19,737 --> 01:05:22,257
我必须和费欧娜说话

1068
01:05:23,537 --> 01:05:26,667
他们跑的掉吗?
或谁家的猫跑了.

1069
01:05:29,827 --> 01:05:31,187
喔! 把它拿走!

1070
01:05:33,637 --> 01:05:35,437
队长, 那不是我的

1071
01:05:36,677 --> 01:05:38,557
我要找费欧娜公主!

1072
01:05:39,157 --> 01:05:40,397
我是驴子!

1073
01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:42,848
告诉她我是她老公史瑞克

1074
01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:45,490
快点！倒带！

1075
01:05:46,492 --> 01:05:48,983
我是她老公！史瑞克！

1076
01:06:14,253 --> 01:06:15,242
[敲门声]

1077
01:06:17,007 --> 01:06:18,167
亲爱的?

1078
01:06:19,207 --> 01:06:25,017
我就知道你在这里,
舞会之前喝杯茶如何?

1079
01:06:25,857 --> 01:06:27,337
我不想去.

1080
01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:30,697
但全国上上下下正为祝福
你的婚礼而打扮

1081
01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:34,787
就是这个问题, 他不是我的丈夫

1082
01:06:35,987 --> 01:06:37,947
看看他

1083
01:06:39,347 --> 01:06:44,237
他是变了, 但大家都喜欢
他这个样子

1084
01:06:44,477 --> 01:06:47,397
你会很惊讶
我曾为了你妈的改变

1085
01:06:47,477 --> 01:06:51,687
改变, 他完完全全变了一个人

1086
01:06:51,727 --> 01:06:55,127
亲爱的, 为什麽不再给他一次机会
去参加这个舞会

1087
01:06:55,167 --> 01:06:58,257
你或许会喜欢上这个
全新的史瑞克.

1088
01:06:58,417 --> 01:07:01,177
但是, 爸爸.
我喜欢的是以前的那个

1089
01:07:02,577 --> 01:07:05,017
我宁愿不计一切能让他
回复到以前那个某样

1090
01:07:08,067 --> 01:07:13,067
亲爱的, 那杯是我的,低卡
不然我半夜会睡不觉.

1091
01:07:19,797 --> 01:07:20,917
谢谢

1092
01:07:27,567 --> 01:07:32,617
我想要... 嫌犯的权利
我有保持沉默的权利

1093
01:07:32,697 --> 01:07:34,377
没人宣读
我有保持沉默的权利

1094
01:07:34,457 --> 01:07:37,617
驴子! 你有保持沉默的权利!

1095
01:07:37,657 --> 01:07:40,067
你就是缺乏耐心

1096
01:07:40,107 --> 01:07:43,947
我必需在完全疯狂之前
冷静下来

1097
01:07:44,067 --> 01:07:45,187
史瑞克?

1098
01:07:45,307 --> 01:07:46,547
驴子?

1099
01:07:46,587 --> 01:07:48,397
太晚了.

1100
01:07:48,517 --> 01:07:51,757
金吉, 小木偶! 帮我们逃出去

1101
01:07:53,252 --> 01:07:55,720
[* Theme from Mission Impossible]

1102
01:07:57,456 --> 01:07:59,287
要爆了!

1103
01:08:18,144 --> 01:08:19,441
下面小心!

1104
01:08:21,917 --> 01:08:23,997
快! 随便说个谎!

1105
01:08:24,077 --> 01:08:25,557
呃, 我应该说什麽?

1106
01:08:25,677 --> 01:08:26,957
随便都好, 快点!

1107
01:08:26,997 --> 01:08:29,487
例如说: 我穿女生的内裤

1108
01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:32,447
我 呃... 我穿女生的内裤

1109
01:08:36,087 --> 01:08:36,977
真的吗?

1110
01:08:37,057 --> 01:08:38,697
我真的没有!

1111
01:08:39,777 --> 01:08:41,777
好像真的有吧.

1112
01:08:41,817 --> 01:08:42,737
没有!

1113
01:08:42,897 --> 01:08:43,697
那一种?

1114
01:08:43,737 --> 01:08:45,907
是丁字裤.

1115
01:08:45,947 --> 01:08:46,170
那只是短内裤！

1116
01:08:46,172 --> 01:08:47,503
- 没有.
- 有!

1117
01:08:47,573 --> 01:08:49,302
- 没有!
- 有!

1118
01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,104
好，抓紧.

1119
01:08:55,597 --> 01:08:58,157
嘿, 等一下... 嘿!

1120
01:09:02,607 --> 01:09:03,007
那个…
什麽?

1121
01:09:03,127 --> 01:09:04,487
猫猫!

1122
01:09:03,989 --> 01:09:06,150
对不起，可以让我出去吗？

1123
01:09:06,487 --> 01:09:07,367
对不起, 老大.

1124
01:09:07,407 --> 01:09:10,047
别再闹了,
我们得去阻止那一个吻

1125
01:09:10,087 --> 01:09:11,937
你不是曾要离开她?

1126
01:09:11,977 --> 01:09:14,577
但我不能让他们
这样对费欧娜.

1127
01:09:14,617 --> 01:09:17,697
那才是我要听的
你终於振作了.

1128
01:09:17,817 --> 01:09:22,067
不可能的, 那城堡有壕沟
也有守卫和其它的

1129
01:09:24,027 --> 01:09:29,277
各位, 这就好比我们要
点火, 却少了火柴

1130
01:09:34,397 --> 01:09:36,367
你还认识那个松饼人吗?

1131
01:09:36,927 --> 01:09:40,287
当然, 他就在沮丧的小巷
为什麽要这麽问?

1132
01:09:40,567 --> 01:09:45,697
因为我们需要很多
很多的面粉

1133
01:09:48,657 --> 01:09:50,057
姜饼人!

1134
01:09:50,177 --> 01:09:54,867
快热起烤箱来, 松饼人
我们有一个很大的订单.

1135
01:09:59,267 --> 01:10:01,317
它...... 活过来了!

1136
01:10:09,255 --> 01:10:13,089
跑！跑！跑！尽可能的跑！

1137
01:10:20,097 --> 01:10:22,777
上阿, 宝贝, 上阿!

1138
01:10:24,097 --> 01:10:26,907
就是那里了, 松饼人,
目标城堡!

1139
01:10:26,987 --> 01:10:31,707
不, 不, 不, 不,
你这个笨蛋大油酥面团! 别这样!

1140
01:10:39,397 --> 01:10:41,957
松饼人!看这边!
看看这个小马!

1141
01:10:43,207 --> 01:10:45,927
这就对了, 跟着可爱的小马跑.

1142
01:10:46,127 --> 01:10:48,127
小马要到城堡玩.

1143
01:10:51,737 --> 01:10:55,937
各位先生女士!
欢迎费欧娜公主

1144
01:10:56,017 --> 01:10:58,787
和他的新婚丈夫史瑞克王子!

1145
01:11:01,187 --> 01:11:03,267
史瑞克, 你到底在做啥?

1146
01:11:03,347 --> 01:11:06,227
我只是...参加这个宴会
费欧娜.

1147
01:11:06,387 --> 01:11:08,637
你涂了唇膏?

1148
01:11:08,877 --> 01:11:11,477
恩，樱桃口味, 要尝尝吗?

1149
01:11:12,357 --> 01:11:13,957
你到底怎麽了?!

1150
01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:15,567
但是，松饼蛋糕…

1151
01:11:18,807 --> 01:11:21,247
C小调. 给我个C小调.

1152
01:11:21,607 --> 01:11:23,167
各位先生女士,

1153
01:11:25,617 --> 01:11:28,417
我要把这首歌献给

1154
01:11:28,577 --> 01:11:30,497
费欧娜公主

1155
01:11:30,617 --> 01:11:32,667
史瑞克王子

1156
01:11:33,027 --> 01:11:37,347
费欧娜, 我有这个荣幸..
和公主一起跳舞吗?

1157
01:11:38,227 --> 01:11:42,517
好男人都死到那里去了

1158
01:11:42,637 --> 01:11:46,117
神也到那里去了?

1159
01:11:46,837 --> 01:11:54,647
大力士又是在那里与
邪恶战斗着?

1160
01:11:57,417 --> 01:11:59,017
你怎麽时候会跳舞的?

1161
01:11:59,297 --> 01:12:03,097
费欧娜, 我最亲爱的
我只知道一件事,那就是爱

1162
01:12:03,137 --> 01:12:05,017
总是充满着惊奇.

1163
01:12:05,177 --> 01:12:13,877
不久前我彻夜辗转难眠,
终於梦到我要什麽

1164
01:12:19,597 --> 01:12:21,437
我需要一个英雄

1165
01:12:21,677 --> 01:12:25,847
好吧, 大家伙,
让我们惖终结这个舞会吧.

1166
01:12:26,687 --> 01:12:28,207
投石机发射

1167
01:12:30,207 --> 01:12:31,417
开火!

1168
01:12:42,987 --> 01:12:45,787
橡皮软糖扭扣

1169
01:12:52,157 --> 01:12:53,797
飞过来了!...

1170
01:12:55,317 --> 01:12:56,287
好吧!

1171
01:12:59,007 --> 01:13:04,257
半夜的之後的某处
在我最狂野的幻想

1172
01:13:05,297 --> 01:13:06,417
去去, 松饼人! 快攻!

1173
01:13:17,027 --> 01:13:19,387
你先攻击, 松饼人!

1174
01:13:21,997 --> 01:13:23,117
就是这样.

1175
01:13:25,277 --> 01:13:26,677
小心!

1176
01:13:33,887 --> 01:13:35,847
热一点! 泡沫少一点！

1177
01:13:35,887 --> 01:13:38,817
上至高於天堂的山顶

1178
01:13:38,897 --> 01:13:41,977
下至闪电劈开的海底

1179
01:13:42,097 --> 01:13:46,907
我发誓一定有某人
在某处看着我

1180
01:14:28,237 --> 01:14:29,237
来吧!

1181
01:14:38,967 --> 01:14:41,087
我需要一位英雄

1182
01:14:41,287 --> 01:14:44,937
我正等待着他
直到晨光初现

1183
01:14:45,537 --> 01:14:51,737
他一定很壮, 快速占
据我生命的大部份

1184
01:14:53,387 --> 01:14:54,107
长靴猫!

1185
01:14:57,827 --> 01:15:00,347
去! 去! 她需要你去, 快走!

1186
01:15:03,317 --> 01:15:05,877
今天... 我将还了我的誓言.

1187
01:15:13,847 --> 01:15:16,047
接招吧!

1188
01:15:20,057 --> 01:15:23,017
他一定很壮, 很快

1189
01:15:23,057 --> 01:15:25,617
他也并定是精力充沛着
战斗着.

1190
01:15:26,267 --> 01:15:27,507
我需要一位英雄...

1191
01:15:27,547 --> 01:15:28,387
停!

1192
01:15:34,037 --> 01:15:37,277
嘿! 你! 滚开我老婆身边!

1193
01:15:37,477 --> 01:15:38,317
史瑞克?

1194
01:15:39,237 --> 01:15:41,877
你就不能好好的回到
你的沼泽

1195
01:15:41,917 --> 01:15:43,527
好好的渡过你下半辈子吗？

1196
01:15:43,607 --> 01:15:45,807
不!
- 炮弹飞猪!

1197
01:15:48,687 --> 01:15:50,857
小木偶! 抢下魔杖~

1198
01:15:55,697 --> 01:15:57,497
我是真的小男孩了!...

1199
01:15:59,707 --> 01:16:01,187
小心!

1200
01:16:14,677 --> 01:16:16,207
我是真的.... 哈!

1201
01:16:21,047 --> 01:16:22,527
它是我的! 那是我的!

1202
01:16:26,897 --> 01:16:28,737
对我们求饶吧
- 长靴猫

1203
01:16:28,857 --> 01:16:29,737
和 驴子!

1204
01:16:30,457 --> 01:16:33,107
她己吃下药, 现在快亲她!

1205
01:16:36,627 --> 01:16:37,587
不-不..!

1206
01:16:59,977 --> 01:17:00,777
费欧娜.

1207
01:17:00,817 --> 01:17:02,017
史瑞克.

1208
01:17:02,097 --> 01:17:05,907
哈洛! 你不是应该给她喝下!

1209
01:17:06,147 --> 01:17:10,187
好吧, 也许我搞错了.

1210
01:17:10,227 --> 01:17:11,187
妈咪!

1211
01:17:11,267 --> 01:17:12,187
妈咪?

1212
01:17:14,117 --> 01:17:19,997
我早告诉你怪物不会
过着幸福快乐的!

1213
01:17:44,187 --> 01:17:45,107
爸.

1214
01:17:49,357 --> 01:17:51,037
他…真的…

1215
01:17:52,677 --> 01:17:54,877
消失了?

1216
01:17:56,647 --> 01:17:57,847
哈洛?

1217
01:17:57,887 --> 01:17:58,847
爸?

1218
01:17:58,887 --> 01:18:02,447
我真希望你不要看到我这个样子.

1219
01:18:02,527 --> 01:18:04,791
- 看来已经来不及了!
- 驴子!

1220
01:18:04,897 --> 01:18:06,977
不, 不, 他是对的.
我很抱歉...

1221
01:18:07,057 --> 01:18:12,467
对你俩个.
我只要费欧娜过的最好.

1222
01:18:13,067 --> 01:18:16,907
但我不知道, 她己经是了.

1223
01:18:18,467 --> 01:18:20,507
史瑞克, 费欧娜...

1224
01:18:20,667 --> 01:18:24,517
你们会接受一只
老青蛙的道歉吗?

1225
01:18:25,077 --> 01:18:26,677
和... 我的祝福.

1226
01:18:27,957 --> 01:18:28,917
哈洛.

1227
01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:33,687
我很抱歉, 莉雅,
我只是想要变成你要的那样.

1228
01:18:35,487 --> 01:18:39,057
今天比你以前更是了.

1229
01:18:39,417 --> 01:18:40,777
到此为止

1230
01:18:44,337 --> 01:18:47,107
老大! 幸福快乐药.

1231
01:18:47,187 --> 01:18:48,907
午夜.

1232
01:18:49,107 --> 01:18:52,107
费欧娜. 这是你想要的吗?...

1233
01:18:52,987 --> 01:18:55,837
想要永远维持这样?
- 什麽?

1234
01:18:55,917 --> 01:19:00,717
因为如果你现在吻了我
我们就永远会是这个样子.

1235
01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:04,207
你愿意这样?...
为我?

1236
01:19:04,727 --> 01:19:05,847
是的.

1237
01:19:14,337 --> 01:19:20,107
我想要每个公主所希望的那样
从此过着幸福快乐的生活…

1238
01:19:24,067 --> 01:19:27,027
…和我嫁的怪物一起.

1239
01:19:29,597 --> 01:19:32,557
不管如何...
我都不要哭出来.

1240
01:19:32,637 --> 01:19:35,357
你们不能害我...哭...

1241
01:20:00,227 --> 01:20:01,957
不, 不, 不... 不!

1242
01:20:26,227 --> 01:20:29,387
对我来说你仍然是匹
高贵的俊马.

1243
01:20:33,627 --> 01:20:36,237
现在. 我们说到哪了?

1244
01:20:36,277 --> 01:20:38,597
噢,我想起来了.

1245
01:20:45,847 --> 01:20:49,367
我们不是正要庆祝吗?

1246
01:20:49,002 --> 01:20:51,002
当然!开唱吧!

1248
01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:58,461
[ ∮ Eddie MurphylAntonio Banderas:
Livin' La Vida Loca ]

1250
01:20:58,537 --> 01:21:00,027
各位,鞋猫和驴子...

1251
01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:02,869
"她醉心于邪教"

1252
01:21:02,941 --> 01:21:05,569
"黑猫加巫毒娃娃"

1253
01:21:05,644 --> 01:21:08,306
-唱呀,鞋猫!
-"我有种预感"

1254
01:21:08,380 --> 01:21:10,848
"那女孩会令我身败名裂"

1255
01:21:12,417 --> 01:21:13,441
继续!

1256
01:21:13,518 --> 01:21:16,316
"她喜欢有新鲜感"

1257
01:21:16,388 --> 01:21:18,822
"烛光下跳新舞步"

1258
01:21:18,890 --> 01:21:21,552
"不时变换新嗜好"

1259
01:21:21,626 --> 01:21:24,094
"日日夜夜"

1260
01:21:24,162 --> 01:21:26,392
'她令你衣衫尽褪"

1261
01:21:26,464 --> 01:21:29,627
"舞在雨中"

1262
01:21:29,701 --> 01:21:31,760
"她令你过着她那样的疯狂生活"

1263
01:21:31,837 --> 01:21:34,328
"但她会消除你的痛苦"

1264
01:21:34,406 --> 01:21:37,898
"彷佛子弹穿脑"

1265
01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:40,444
"上下内外颠覆"

1266
01:21:40,512 --> 01:21:42,810
"过着疯狂人生"

1267
01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:45,914
嘿,帅哥!

1268
01:21:45,984 --> 01:21:48,612
"过着疯狂人生"

1269
01:21:48,687 --> 01:21:51,019
"她恶魔般火红的嘴唇"

1270
01:21:51,089 --> 01:21:53,455
"古铜色般的肌肤"

1271
01:21:53,525 --> 01:21:56,460
"她将令你筋疲力尽"

1272
01:21:56,528 --> 01:21:59,224
-"过着疯狂人生"
-她生活疯狂!

1273
01:21:59,297 --> 01:22:00,787
"过着疯狂人生"

1274
01:22:00,866 --> 01:22:04,563
-立刻再说一遍!
-"过着疯狂人生"

1275
01:22:09,908 --> 01:22:13,810
嘿,驴子,那是西班牙语!

1276
01:22:13,879 --> 01:22:15,369
"玩弄你于股掌间"

1277
01:22:15,447 --> 01:22:18,041
"过着疯狂人生"

1278
01:22:18,116 --> 01:22:20,812
"她将令你筋疲力尽"

1279
01:22:20,886 --> 01:22:23,377
"过着疯狂人生"

1280
01:22:23,455 --> 01:22:26,686
"过着疯狂人生"

1281
01:22:26,758 --> 01:22:29,056
"玩弄你于股掌间"

1282
01:22:29,127 --> 01:22:31,561
"过着疯狂人生"

1283
01:22:31,630 --> 01:22:34,155
"她恶魔般火红的嘴唇"

1284
01:22:34,232 --> 01:22:36,666
"古铜色般的肌肤"

1285
01:22:36,735 --> 01:22:40,330
"她将令你筋疲力尽"

1286
01:22:40,405 --> 01:22:42,032
"过着疯狂人生"

1287
01:22:42,107 --> 01:22:44,837
"过着疯狂人生"

1288
01:22:44,910 --> 01:22:47,435
"过着疯狂人生"

1289
01:22:47,512 --> 01:22:50,447
"过着疯狂人生"

1290
01:24:07,092 --> 01:24:07,859
"独自一人"

1291
01:24:07,859 --> 01:24:10,419
"独自一人"

1292
01:24:10,495 --> 01:24:11,962
"再也不想..."

1293
01:24:12,030 --> 01:24:16,626
"独自一人..."

1294
01:24:16,701 --> 01:24:19,261
朋友,我们要去猫猫俱乐部.

1295
01:24:19,337 --> 01:24:20,668
快点,一起去吧.

1296
01:24:20,739 --> 01:24:24,835
谢了,伙伴.
我...我现在心情不好.

1297
01:24:24,909 --> 01:24:28,310
我们会让你开心起来的!
帮你找个辣妹!

1299
01:24:29,981 --> 01:24:31,039
嘿,宝贝!

1300
01:24:33,184 --> 01:24:36,620
嘿,那是我的小龙女!
噢! 好耶!

1301
01:24:37,589 --> 01:24:38,851
宝贝,你跑去哪了?

1302
01:24:38,923 --> 01:24:41,187
我也很抱歉.

1303
01:24:41,259 --> 01:24:43,989
我本来应该留着陪你的
但史瑞克有重要的事.

1304
01:24:44,062 --> 01:24:45,620
什麽? 再说一次.

1305
01:24:45,697 --> 01:24:48,325
你在说什麽?
是真的吗?

1307
01:24:50,869 --> 01:24:52,700
爸爸!

1309
01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:01,710
你看看我的变种小孩子们!

1310
01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:06,339
我得去找个工作了.